Jack Thaddeus
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Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris. He was not ADF / Phillip V. Haskins-DeLici / Ahuviya Rotem Harel / Isabel Rosa Araujo, but a user pretending to be that person named CrassCrab. Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.) |
| “ | Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks accounts, you expert hacker! You, you ir—rational expert! Motherfucking burning-in-Hell hacker! | ” |
| Chris talking about Jack while humping his PS3[1] | ||
| Jack Thaddeus | |
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| Name | Phillip V. Haskins-DeLici |
| Date of birth | August 12, 1985 |
| Also known as | Jack Thaddeus CrassCrab JThadius JThadeus Felipe Delicias David Crass ADF |
| Gender | Male Transwoman |
| Race | White |
| Nationality | American |
| Saga | PSN Hacking, CWCipedia, Calling Out |
Jack Thaddeus (born 12 August 1985) is a troll responsible for various PSN-related trollings with Chris. He is also a homo.[2] He helped bring about the beginning of the Liquid Chris saga.[3]
During the Calling out saga, Chris was manipulated into "outing" him as Internet lolcow Ahuviya Rotem Harel ("ADF"), a noted cosplayer, JEW, communist, and "Aspergian", sparking a brief exchange of words between the two, before Bob's death forced the end of the saga.
Fictional biography
Social engineering
Jack worked with his daughter Samantha Thaddeus, who Chris handed his passwords to, in order to "hack" into his PSN accounts. Jack then seized multiple accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into dry-humping his PS3 and singing "OK2BGay". Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them, but not before they were archived.
CWCipedia advertisements
In November 2009, Jack purchased advertising space on the CWCipedia. One banner ad linked to a gay rights website (noting that the creator and hero of Family Guy both support gay rights, and using the hated word "naïve"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic cactus mascot.
Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and demanded that the ads be removed. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "I'll deal with him myself." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, homos, and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010.
Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to Mao, the webmaster of the Asperpedia. On 25 February 2010, this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.
Eventually, on 18 March 2010, Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.
Calling Out
On 16 August 2011 Chris claimed to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack is planning to have gender reassignment surgery (which he did in June 2018). He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 September 2011. The "Ahuviya" Chris is referring to is none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a fellow lolcow. This information is unsurprisingly fabricated, as, for one, Jack and Ahuviya's voices have only scant similarities. Regardless, Ahuviya and Chris, despite the animosity between the two, share many of the same traits and characteristics.[4][5][6]
A week later, he revealed that "Jack" was a communist and into BDSM. It was at this point that Ahuviya responded to him, denouncing all the fake information Chris presented alongside his own lolcow-ness. Chris, still firmly believing the rumors, made another video with his usual homophobia.
To this day, Jack Thaddeus is most commonly represented by ADF.
ADF vs CWC
Ahuviya, even before Chris's videos addressed to him was a ween, trying and failing to troll Chris. After the Calling Out videos, he made a number of response videos, reveling in the opportunity to get a rise out of Chris.
On 28 August 2011, Ahuviya uploaded his first video addressed to Chris. It is short, showing a rainbow on the streets of Philadephia, and mocking Chris for his homophobia.
| Why Philadelphia is so much Greater than CWCville | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 28 August 2011 |
| Performance Style |  Comedy,  Smug
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| Saga |  Calling Out
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Description:
| I rest my case |
Shortly after this, ADF made a longer video, in response to Re-Calling Ahuvia. He mostly dedicates it to discussing Chris's homophobia and transphobia, lecturing and mocking him on these topics. He repeatedly asks Chris to move out of 14 Branchland Court and come to Philadelphia. Chris responded to this video in Response to ADF.
| Advice for Chris-chan from Ahuviya Harel | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 28 August 2011 |
| Performance Style |  Reason, Smug
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| Saga | Calling Out
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Description:
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This is my response to Christain Weston Chandler's recent videos deriding my Gender Identity and decision to transition to desired gender from assigned birth sex , a decision of many others that came before and to come after me as members of the Transgender/Gender Variant Community. He also continues to make false allegations that I am Jack Thaddeus and/or the party recently behind the recent hacking of the PlayStation Network that occurred this year. I know there has been (and still ongoing) many efforts to try to convince Christian Weston Chandler (AKA Chris-chan) to change his ways and views. I decided a rather peaceful approach should be explored by not reasoning but just telling CWC straight advice, entirely unscripted and on the streets of Philadelphia, PA. CWC has called me out, threatening to release dox/information about me in two videos on 16 Aug. and 23. Aug. respectively (both which have been removed by YouTube Moderators for hate speech) I am doing this to make a stand against bigotry directed against Transgender, Genderqueer/Gender Non-Conforming, and Intersex people (and the wider Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Queer folks as well). I have no personal vested interest in starting an internet war. I personally have been there and experienced that several times over the years with other people and frankly do not want it again. Be speaking peacefully my say on these matters, this will put the ball in CWC's court and any further threats from Chris-chan after this video, he will be viewed and rightfully treated as the aggressor. To those who hold ill will towards me and want me to be silenced because I have a past reputation, I am not going to give your long-desired internet war between myself and CWC. However, if I have to end up involuntary involved and forced into another e-war because you hold Me, Ahuviya Harel (Formerly ADF-Fuensalida) and Chris-chan as both 'lolcows' and actually put serious effort (as in pulling yourself from the computer) to get at my person and harm me, I will also treat you as an aggressor no unequivocally different from Christian Weston Chandler and the people before you who have started prior e-conflicts against me. "Anyone, who truly wants to go to war, has never truly been there before!" - Larry Reeves |
Two weeks after this video, and a week after Bob's death, Ahuviya uploaded another video, running with a friend. While running, they both insult him and Christorical locations, along with hailing Michael Snyder as a hero in Philadephia in order to get Chris angry.
| ☭ A Moment of Zen, Chairwoman Harel and a Friend on CWC ☭ | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 13 September 2011 |
| Performance Style |  Rage, Smug, Comedy
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| Saga | Calling Out
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Description:
| See Chris, I do not sit on my ass and play vidya games
I get out and motherfucking enjoy life (Did this while on a Guerrilla Photography Run with a friend, Late August 2011) |
After this, he made another video addressing Bob's death. He says that he's sorry for Chris, shortly before bombarding him with insults under the guise of trying to improve him, saying that he was responsible for Bob's death. Near the end, communist music starts playing, before Ahuviya pulls out a communist flag in a failed bid to convert Chris to communism. Neither this or the above video were addressed by Chris, who was too busy mourning to respond.
| Commentary amongst the Dead, Robert Chandler R.I.P. | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 13 September 2011 |
| Performance Style |  Tragedy, Reason, Smug, Comedy
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| Saga | Calling Out
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Description:
| CWC Chris-chan deserves no mercy beyond this point
I kinda warned him not too long ago of this possibility about the parents dying and on September 6th, The Lumberjack passed away |
In the comics
Jack made his first full appearance in Sonichu #10 as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When Jason Kendrick Howell escapes, he condemns him and Clyde Cash for being homo trolls. When Beel escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler. With no option left, Clyde and Jack hold hands and together jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.
See also
- Jack Thaddeus E-mails
- Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2
- Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3
- Jack Thaddeus Phone Call
- Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2
- Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
Sources
- ↑ Chris humps his PS3
- ↑ Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
- ↑ The Mysterious Man at Otakon
- ↑ ADF and CWC
- ↑ Ahuviya Harel at Encyclopedia Dramatica
- ↑ Ahuviya at the Lolcow Wiki
 PS3 Hacking Saga
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People: Chris (JenkinsJinkies • Bill Riley) • Clyde Cash • Jack Thaddeus • Surfshack Tito • BlueSpike • Samantha Thaddeus • Katie Bay • Liquid Chris • PandaHalo | ||
| The Games: | The Prizes: | |
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| Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie, | ||
 CWCipedia Saga
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| The Players: | The Games: | The Prizes: |
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| Coinciding Sagas: Asperchu | ||
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