All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend

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"All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" is a music video filmed by Chris on 20 December 2004 to promote his Love Quest. It is the earliest known music video that Chris has made.

The rare B-side follows his performance of "So Need a Cute Girl", which he begins singing shortly before the five-minute mark. It is noteworthy for being the earliest known footage of Chris wearing both his clown shirt and one of his medallions.

Video

So Need a Cute Girl/All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 20 December 2004
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music, SexSex Sex, RageRage Virgin with Rage, GalpalsGalpals Gal Pals, OtherUnknownIcon.png Noviophobia, OtherUnknownIcon.png C-Mas
Performance Style TragedyTragedy Tragedy, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt Classic ShirtClassic Shirt The Classic
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Transcript

Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler. Age 22 at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, 2005. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old boyfriend-free girl, 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl, boyfriend-free girl, and I have failed.

[sits down]

And, you know, when you get -- when you have so much -- so many failures in this time... you can't help but feel sad, you know? [begins to pet a stuffed cat sitting on the pillow] And depressed... and here it is about Christmastime, and... well, all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend-free girl. And of course, uh, during the time, I have uh, been, uh, trying... I have written a few songs about my, uh, love quest. And so, for now -- for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh -- two of my, two of my songs. First one I'm gonna sing is one I've uh, made up first -- written my own lyrics to and t-- turned it into a song.

By the way, this here is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. It's my website. Just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term.

Anyway, here's my first song called "So Need a Cute Girl." [performs song] The next song..."All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend".

[sung over "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"]

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I can be much happier!
All I want for… [pauses to wipe brow] is a girlfriend,
But she has to be 18 to 22!
And she must be boyfriend-freeee, too!
Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on match.com!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I won't be so lonely!
Oh, the boyfriend-free factor is so high!
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
You can't tell how many—what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
Now and forever-mooorrre!

[after completing his own lyrics, turns it off] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is, that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me a pretty girlfriend. And so, happy holidays, from me, Christian Chandler--by the way, you can call me Chris...in public--and, thank you.

Covers

All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend cover
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 4 January 2012
Made By GUWANGE
Subject Matter All I want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
Video Type Song Cover
Other Info From the album Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys.
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See also:

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego RacewayChris Chan in the PokéNewsThe City of Cwicville Tour!Animal Crossing DocumentaryThe 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercialPixelated PS3FUTURE MESSAGEKCWC broadcastCWC Slideshow NotesSlideshow images
Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004ChrisAfterChristmas2004