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Power is a file, published by The Miscreants, in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip includes three videos, an audio file and a "special thanks" document. It was published along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.

Videos

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Power
Stardate 27 April 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy
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Transcript

BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!

[Chris stands in the middle of his bedroom, with no shirt on, and the Gitar of Fail in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head]

I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR! FEEL MY WRATH!

[performs a retarded "guitar solo"- namely by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching]

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Power
Stardate 27 April 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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I Got A Fish
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CWCFlyingElephants

Transcript

[Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He flexes his jelly-like arms]

(Spoken in voiceover) We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds.

[crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort]

Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!

[puts the chair back down]

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Power
Stardate 27 April 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
I Got A Fish
next
CWCFlyingElephants

Transcript

[Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well]

(Spoken in voiceover) Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.

[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his underwear and arse crack in the process- he struggles to lift the chair, and spills a good portion of what appears to be books in the process]

HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!

[puts the chair back down very quickly]

Audio file

I got a dick!
Would ya like to make a wish?
I got a dick!
Would ya like to make a wish?
I got a diiiiiiiiick!
Would ya like to make a wish?

See also

External links

I Got A Fish Chris's videos CWCFlyingElephants
Leaked Videos

For Julie's Eyes Only | ACWCAudition | Fetish Vids | Power | CWCFlyingElephants | Chris Humps His PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE (Director's Cut) | For J-R's Eyes Only | The MovingFoward videos | It Is Finished | Outdoors workout | JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication | Cwcsicle

Power videos

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