User:MasonXIX

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Chris can see the FUTURE.
COINCIDENCE? FUCK YOU

I was only introduced to the Chris-chan this year. As I have the Assburgers, I have noted some very real similarities between myself and Chris. However, in many other ways, I am his inverse. I am a strong, free-thinking, smart and talented STRAIGHT gentleman with an Iro (Irish 'fro) and badass muttonchops.

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SMACK, SMACK SMACK YAR GRRRR GRR WUMP WUMP NGH YA HIYA KIAI MFF OW BLAAAAAH BLEH BLEH

In the future, The Mason shall defeat the Chris-chan in glorious combat, and shall lay waste to his army of Sonichus. You shall see.


Robert G. Ingersoll Agnostic
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.
American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
A JERK JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Observer Observer
This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
BLANK Pedofork
This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks.
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
TVTropes Logo Troper
This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.