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Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)
Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) is Chris's famed homemade DVD, featuring various video clips Chris had made before his Internet fame, and also his actual, if meager, TV appearances. Despite its title, very little of the material on the DVD was ever featured on TV.
Chris originally sent copies of the DVD only to a select few people, but nevertheless thought him making the DVD was an important enough achievement to mention repeatedly in the Sonichu comic and elsewhere. He also believed that people would actually be interested in buying a copy along with other merchandise, and even planned a Blu-ray release. Suffice to say, the disc was actually burned with a Magnavox DVD recorder out of material that appears to have been transferred off of aged VHS tapes, and doesn't actually approach commercial quality, even if it actually had any interesting content that people would actually pay for. Chris possibly thinks that lack of content and video quality that was abysmal to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on hi-def discs.
Naturally, since this relic was so profoundly important in Chris's mind, the trolls had their curiosity piqued greatly over it. Eventually, a copy was obtained by LordSillynipples by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, Tiffany Robinson.
After the fire, it seems likely that the DVD was destroyed.
- 1 Tracklisting
- 1.1 C.W.C. On TV Trailer
- 1.2 C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!
- 1.3 Song of Christian
- 1.4 Mario Kart 64 LEGO Raceway Prototype Animation
- 1.5 Mario Kart 64 LEGO Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera
- 1.6 Unfinished CWCville Tour
- 1.7 Chris Chan in the PokéNews
- 1.8 Christian Chandler's Animal Crossing Documentary
- 1.9 C.W.C.'s Animal Crossing/Mario Paint 24th Wedding Anniversary Special
- 1.10 "So Need A Cute Girl" Music Video
- 1.11 Chris Chan's Harvey Birdman Commercial
- 1.12 Chris Chan's Pixelated PS3
- 1.13 C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics
- 1.14 Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- 2 Great Director's Cut
- 3 Possible Sequel
- 4 Images from the Physical DVD
- 5 Sources
- 6 External links
C.W.C. On TV Trailer
To reduce marketing costs, Chris put the trailer for the DVD directly into the DVD. The trailer provides an 8-minute summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole DVD.
From 26 February 1994, shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Anchormen and women on NBC 29 Dateline News report him winning a Sonic the Hedgehog contest and earning a $1,000 shopping spree for video games. The pinnacle of Chris's entire existence to date, this event fueled the delusional manchild he is today.
Filmed on 15 May 1998, when Christian was sixteen. Presented as an episode of The Christian Chandler Show, Chris gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends twenty minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about fifteen minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine, and the rest dedicated to him raging over the fact that the poem got him an "F" in school.
Mario Kart 64 LEGO Raceway Prototype Animation
Mario Kart 64 LEGO Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera
Filmed on 4 June 1998. Hey, do you like Mario Kart? Do you like LEGO bricks? Do you like stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same fifteen-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of LEGO men getting into car wrecks? Then, this is the clip for you!
Spoiler alert: LEGO Chris wins the race. No surprises there.
Filmed 12 July 2001. LEGO Chris gives a tour of his Lego town, passing by two landmarks before the video abruptly ends.
Filmed 16 October 1999. An anchorwoman on Richmond NBC affiliate WWBT does a fluff piece on the rise of the Pokémon fandom, Chris happening to be among the small children playing the game. Chris being 17 at the time, years older than the playing crowd, is not discussed. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:
Christian Chandler's Animal Crossing Documentary
Filmed 22 November 2003. Chris makes an hour-long video of him playing Animal Crossing that is about as exciting to watch as organizing files in Microsoft Windows.
Chris Chan's Harvey Birdman Commercial
Filmed 24 February 2005. Chris enters a contest where the goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a Harvey Birdman DVD. He instead blathers on about himself, Sonichu, and Mary Lee Walsh. The time constraints laid out in the contest rules are obvious, as Christian struggles to cram his random-access humor into a thirty-second soundbite and as a result sounds like the Micro Machines man.
Chris Chan's Pixelated PS3
Filmed on 28 November 2006. Chris enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a PlayStation 3. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?", Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from LEGOs and Pixelblocks.
C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics
Filmed 24 February 2007. Closing the DVD, in celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "ladies and gentlemen and dudes of all teenages."
Great Director's Cut
After the DVD was leaked onto the internet,
as a way to save face, Chris claimed that the trolls didn't have the "Director's Cut", which includes footage of Chris's Christmas from 2004 and takes from the Pixelated PS3 commercial. The trolls long thought that the "Director's Cut" was just a bluff. That was, until December 2014, when it was revealed that Catherine acquired a copy and handed over some footage to a CWCki Forums member to upload to YouTube, thus proving its existence.
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris videotapes footage around the house while discussing C-Mas. Notable for being made when the hoard was in its infancy.
Images from the Physical DVD
|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|
Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes •
"Song of Christian" •
Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway •
Chris Chan in the PokéNews •
The City of Cwicville Tour! •
Animal Crossing Documentary •
The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special •
"So Need a Cute Girl" •
"All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" •
Harvey Birdman commercial •
Pixelated PS3 •
FUTURE MESSAGE •
KCWC Broadcast •
CWC Slideshow Notes •