August 2010
August 2010 began quietly, with Chris hooked on ModNation Racers to the point where it is seemingly bigger than LittleBigPlanet to him. However, a field agent's account of Chris at Charlottesville Fashion Square revealed that Chris's hatred of the Hex Bawx has risen to a new level when he saw Chris kicking a stall of Xbox 360 games while saying "kick that hex-bawx". Later, Bob and Barb (now thinner) were spotted eating at Chick-Fil-A. When leaving, Chris was seen at his creepiest, saying "I love you, Mother" to Barb.
Overall, August 2010 has been a quiet month, with little Internet activity from Chris, but instead of using that new-found free time to enjoy real life like he said he would, he continues to squander it on useless shit that doesn't matter.
Events of August 2010
- 6 August - Chris is seen at Charlottesville Fashion Square kicking a stall of Hex Bawx games, and his ancient parents are seen eating at Chick-fil-A.
- 13 August — A new article on Chris is created on Wikipedia, perhaps by yet another troll. The article gets nominated for deletion only a day later.[1]