JERKS

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Chris even divides his trading card game monsters into JERKS and females. Notice how the Jerk is azn.

"JERK" is Chris's term for men in general, including those who are not homos or jerkops. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr."[1] For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male MySpace friends as a JERK in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from JERK status, such as George W. Bush.

One reason is the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor.

Sauces

  1. ↑ Story of My Current Days
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Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Duck | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins

Sexuality and Gender: Hermaphrodite | Homos | JERKS | Muscle bra | SLGBTQ | Un-clit | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky | Toxic Trio

Fantasies: Anaxis bird | Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Iron Curtain | OC

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes

See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media

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