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Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />
Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />


Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs, which is symptomatic of heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at Burger King daily.
Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple bypass operations took place in August, 1980. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs, which is symptomatic of heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at Burger King daily.


On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]". Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the very best.
On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]". Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the very best.

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Bob Chandler
Birth name Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
Nicknames Internet Lumberjack

Mr. C

Born 4 September 1927
Died 6 September 2011 (aged 84)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race White (1/4th Cherokee[1])
Marriage Patricia (c.1960-????)

Barbara Weston (1980-2011)

Children Dr. David Alan Chandler

Carol Suzanne Chandler
Christian Weston Chandler

Grandchildren Savannah Chandler
Parents Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (father)
Jean Holloman (mother)
Education Auburn University (engineering)
Occupation(s) Military communications, engineer

Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.[2] (4 September 1927- 6 September 2011 [3]) was the father of Christian Weston Chandler, Carol Chandler and David Alan Chandler, and husband of Barbara Weston Chandler. Bob became a firm favorite with trolls due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris mass debating;[4] his nickname, "The Internet Lumberjack," comes from this incident.

While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife Barbara. This is due to Bob being somewhat concerned with Chris's behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in his life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising the selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts.

Much of the information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. Whether in person or over the phone Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone.

Bob died on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.[5]

Biography

Bob was born in Fort Worth, Texas[6] and raised in Alabama.[1] He was the first child of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906[7]-27 December 1977[8]), an Insurance Agent from Alabama, and Jean Holloman (1906[9]-10 May 1945[10]), a Housewife from Texas.[11]

Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believed that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.

Bob has said that he was "interested in the world" around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign stamps as a child in the 1930s. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.[12]

Service and education

Bob was drafted after World War II and placed in the Signal Corps. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. When he got out in 1947 he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the G.I. Bill.[1]

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about music. He then moved onto Auburn University, a big college, to earn a type of engineering degree, although it's never specified (mechanical, electrical etc.).[1] As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.[13]

Career

Bob worked for Western Electric as an engineer for forty years. There he designed a variety of electrical subsystems. He eventually went to work for General Electric in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.[1] He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.[12]

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. Barbara claimed, in an e-mail to Miyamoto, that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the NES "might not have arrived so soon".[14]

Examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products[1] and a vehicle logging system. Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls that were used in plastic water container molding machines.[1][14]

Bob himself was proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he was "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.[1]

World consciousness

Bob Chandler learning how to cut that internet down

Politically, Bob was identified as a Republican, and did not vote for Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election.[6] With that being said, in the time leading to the Virginia gubernatorial election of 2009, Bob had misgivings about Bob McDonnell, the Republican candidate and eventual winner of the election. Bob and Chris considered the option of writing in Snoopy rather than voting for any of the candidates listed on the ballot.[15]

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 February 2009, Bob doubted the existence of Molvanîa, Julie's country of origin.[16] However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.[12]

Later life and poor health

Robert had Medieval English ancestry

Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.[17] He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.[12] With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.[17]

Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple bypass operations took place in August, 1980. He wore an artificial pacemaker.[18] In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs, which is symptomatic of heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him.[6] He attributed his long life to the Cherokee in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.[12] Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at Burger King daily.

On 1 March 2010, Chris tweeted that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] heart failure". Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man. Bob had been the only thing keeping the Chandler household from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the very best.

Apart from the dying heart

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only comes out once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.[19] But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a girlfriend he never had, made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character, and raged against abstinence. But no mention of his ailing father, although to be fair, it's debatable whether this was because of genuine ignorance of the seriousness of his father's condition, or simply the callous indifference we've come to expect from Chris when he sees other people suffering.

A poster on /cwc/ contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."[20] Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made a brief mention in a public video that his father was "alive and well." Chris was half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer.[21]

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies and strongly disapproved of them.

On 29 August, 2011, Chris, now in his cross-dressing phase, mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in, and had "feet-bloatings".

In early September, 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. It was discovered later that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was covered in bug bites and he posed a contamination risk.

On 6 September 2011, Bob died at age 84.[5] Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12-19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011".[5]

Cause of Death

Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the trolls were responsible for Bob's death. In an email leaked on 22 March 2014, Chris claims that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those we all face in our lifetime, like burying a family member) on trolls.

AND the total stress KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.
Chris.

This displays more staggering ignorance and pig-headedness on Chris's part; instead of facing up to the fact his father died due to complications of his age and previous conditions, he blames it on those DANG, DIRTY TROLLS, and in turn, redirects it to himself since said trolls are after him. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes rather than just plain bad luck, Chris doesn't do this and instead feigns doing so in order to play the dang-dirty-trolls sympathy card once again, just like he has numerous times and will likely continue to do.

Obituary

Both Barb and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

Original text

May you always watch over our sweet autist.
Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.
He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.
He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.
He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.
Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.
A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.
Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler. [5]

Relationships

Previous family

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia.[5] She's most likely the mother of his two other children, David Alan Chandler and Carol Suzanne Chandler, with both of whom he was out of contact in his later years.[22] Chris did not know he had a niece, via David, named Savannah until she was 8 years old[23], and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more strained. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and last they heard she was working for the government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.[24]

Barbara

With Barb

Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.[25] According to Chris, Barbara did the pursuing: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.[22] They got married in 1980.[25]

According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.[26]

Cole

Bob married Barbara when her son Cole was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate[22] "when that fuck Bob finally drops," [27] but it is unknown if he has yet to as of 9 September 2011. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,[22] though we have no evidence yet that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.[17]

Chris

Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.
Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.
Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thought (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on TV, and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.[12]

Bob's joke that Barack Obama would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in Sonichu 8.

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.
Chris, IRC (31 December 2008)

After several occasions where trolls had communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.

Bob had reportedly explained to him that he had taken care of his autistic ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father was obligated to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Chris would run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the Kacey and Liquid Call.

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a complex network of enemies spanning the entire world, due to the success that he has earned from his very popular Sonichu franchise.[28][29] In the Matthew Noble call, it appears that Bob seemed to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of stress seem "petty" in comparison.

Once during a phone call with trolls, Bob stated that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life. However, it is unknown if Bob actually believes that, or it was just something he was saying because he didn't want to admit to complete strangers that his son was a total failure in life and a leech on society.[30]

He would never get past that notion, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with Vivian Gee and Jackie, Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's escapades in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.[31] Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on.

In December 2012, Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon, in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the rare moments where Chris actually honored his father's memory since the latter's passing in September 2011.

Bob and the internet

An accurate depiction.

Chris's usual habits of frequenting the internet would eventually lead to several encounters with Bob, as already discussed in this article. These events would lead to him being somewhat of a cult classic among long/short-time viewers. Like most cult characters, especially involving Chris, this means there are somewhat exaggerated perspectives of his life.

What trolls make Bob out to be

A holy paragon of hard work and family morals. When he wasn't out doing back-breaking labor, he was trying to put Chris on the right path, and turn this autistic manchild into a saint, like himself. Truly the master of Kick the autistic, may he rest in peace.

What he actually is

A bitter redneck who passed his backwards world-views onto Chris, and an abusive father. He had little connection with reality outside of his own paranoia, much like his son, and made bizarre conspiracy theories to justify Chris's trespassing, among other things.

Audio and video appearances

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's sweethearts than Chris himself.

Gallery

Fan videos

Bob
Stardate 10 September 2011
Made By TheSevenRiders
Subject Matter Metal Gear Solid
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Tribute to Bob Chandler
Stardate 11 September 2011
Made By 8x13Wolf
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


RIP Bob Chandler
Stardate 29 September 2011
Made By furnacewoodsband
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Sources

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  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 Emily Date Conversation Transcript Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; name "About" defined multiple times with different content
  2. Email to Blanca
  3. http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155
  4. Bob Walks In
  5. 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 5.4 http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013) Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; name "BobObit" defined multiple times with different content
  6. 6.0 6.1 6.2 Prank calls
  7. https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM
  8. https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6
  9. https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M
  10. https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8
  11. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y47mWzzz1qblvg5o1_1280.jpg (Mirror: File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg)
  12. 12.0 12.1 12.2 12.3 12.4 12.5 BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7
  13. Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)
  14. 14.0 14.1 Miyamoto Saga#Barbara
  15. Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything
  16. BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5
  17. 17.0 17.1 17.2 Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)
  18. Mumble 3
  19. Wikipedia: Congenital Heart Failure
  20. File:Bobbetter.jpg
  21. http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k
  22. 22.0 22.1 22.2 22.3 6 March 2007 email, page 2
  23. CWC's Diary#January 2004
  24. File:Savannah_chandler3.png
  25. 25.0 25.1 Mumble 3.5
  26. IRC (27 December 2008)
  27. Email from Cole to Chris
  28. Church audio
  29. Matthew Noble call
  30. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded (dead link as of Jul 2014)
  31. Mumble Chat 1
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