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'''Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)''' is [[Chris's]] homemade DVD which he has sent to a select few where he goes on about his life. It was obtained by [[LordSillynipples]] by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, Tiffany Robinson. Despite its title, very little of the material on the DVD was ever featured on TV.
'''''Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)''''' is [[Chris's]] homemade DVD which he has sent to a select few where he goes on about his life. It was obtained by [[LordSillynipples]] by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, Tiffany Robinson. Despite its title, very little of the material on the DVD was ever featured on TV.


Chris also has plans to turn it into a Blu-Ray version.<ref>[[3 December 2009]]</ref> He possibly thinks that lack of content and video quality that was abysmal to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on [[Sonichu 10|hi-def]] discs.
Chris also has plans to turn it into a Blu-ray version.<ref>[[3 December 2009]]</ref> He possibly thinks that lack of content and video quality that was abysmal to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on [[Sonichu 10|hi-def]] discs.


==Tracklisting==
==Tracklisting==

Revision as of 19:05, 13 December 2009

Chris-chan: Because making a home made DVD about yourself justifies your existence.

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) is Chris's homemade DVD which he has sent to a select few where he goes on about his life. It was obtained by LordSillynipples by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, Tiffany Robinson. Despite its title, very little of the material on the DVD was ever featured on TV.

Chris also has plans to turn it into a Blu-ray version.[1] He possibly thinks that lack of content and video quality that was abysmal to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on hi-def discs.

Tracklisting

C.W.C. On TV Trailer

To reduce marketing costs, Chris put the trailer for the DVD directly into the DVD. The trailer provides a summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole DVD.

C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!

From February 26, 1994, shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Local news coverage of him winning a Sonic the Hedgehog contest and earning a $1000 shopping spree for video games. To date the pinnacle of Christian's entire existence, this event fueled the delusional manchild he is today.

Song of Christian

Filmed on May 15, 1998, when Christian was 16. Presented as an episode of The Christian Chandler Show, Christian gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends twenty minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about fifteen minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine.

Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype Animation

Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera

Filmed on June 4, 1998.

Hey, do you like Mario Kart? Do you like Lego? Do you like stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same fifteen-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of Lego men getting into car wrecks? Then this is the clip for you!

SPOILER: Lego Christian wins the race.

Unfinished CWCville Tour

Filmed July 12, 2001.

Chris Chan in the PokéNews

OH BOY!

Filmed 16 October 1999. The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:

I'll send out my Dragonair, even though it has 60 Damage on it. Oh, Boy! It has 3 Energy on it... Slam Attack!

Christian Chandler's Animal Crossing Documentary

Filmed November 22, 2003. An hour-long video of Christian playing Animal Crossing. If the video is any indication, Animal Crossing is about as exciting a video game as organizing files in Microsoft Windows.

C.W.C.'s Animal Crossing/Mario Paint 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

Created in honor of Bob and Barbara Chandler's anniversary, on June 7, 2004.

"So Need A Cute Girl" Music video

Filmed December 20, 2004. Music video for the lead single off Christian's debut album.

Chris Chan's Harvey Birdman Commercial

Filmed February 24, 2005. Christian enters a contest where the goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a Harvey Birdman DVD. He instead blathers on about himself, Sonichu, and Mary Lee Walsh. The time constraints laid out in the contest rules are obvious, as Christian struggles to cram his random-access humor into a 30-second soundbite so that he sounds like the Micro Machines man.

Chris Chan's Pixelated PS3

Filmed November 28, 2006. Christian enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a PlayStation 3. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?" Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from Legos and Pixelblocks.

C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics.

Still images taken from 1982-2007 with interspersed commentary that gives new insight into Chris's past. The accompanying audio is from Chris's "Station KCWC" mix tapes and his Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album.

Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE

Filmed February 24, 2007. In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "ladies and gentlemen and dudes of all teenages."

Director's Cut

As a way to save face after the DVD was leaked onto the Internet, Chris claimed[2] that the trolls didn't have the director's cut, which includes footage of Chris's Christmas from 2004 and takes from the Pixelated PS3 commercial.

Some argue that Chris might be bluffing, but even if the content does exist, it seems likely that it was an afterthought made after Chris got trolled so that only he would own the TRUE and HONEST copy. And even if trolls were able to obtain the director's cut Chris could pull a George Lucas and say he has a special edition DVD. Like we care.

Images from the Physical DVD

Sauces

  1. 3 December 2009
  2. Most recently in Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009, though he also previously said it in earlier Captain's Logs[citation needed]

Links

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego RacewayChris Chan in the PokéNewsThe City of Cwicville Tour!Animal Crossing DocumentaryThe 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercialPixelated PS3FUTURE MESSAGEKCWC broadcastCWC Slideshow NotesSlideshow images
Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004ChrisAfterChristmas2004