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==The Horror== | ==The Horror== | ||
Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely | Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] he drinks (which probably has [[obesity|other effects]] as well).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every six months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside. | ||
==Powers== | ==Powers== | ||
Chris revealed his fangs in a | Chris believed his teeth were more menacing than those of ordinary humans. "I was being literal when I talked about my fangs. They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like fangs of a vampire, dpg [sic] or something to me."<ref>[[Sonichu Girls#Your understanding me fukky (January 1, 2009)]]</ref> Chris revealed his fangs in a series of videos in 2009, in some cases essentially shoving the camera in his mouth. He believed this to be an intimidation tactic, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is closer to revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process. | ||
Ironically, Chris's [[wikipedia:Canine tooth|canine]] teeth (called "eye-teeth" by Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_18 Issue 10 Page 18] "I HAVE FANGS FOR MY EYE-TEETH"</ref>) are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). The canine teeth do gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing - [[Obesity|something Chris does a lot]]. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do. Perhaps | Ironically, Chris's [[wikipedia:Canine tooth|canine]] teeth (called "eye-teeth" by Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_18 Issue 10 Page 18] "I HAVE FANGS FOR MY EYE-TEETH"</ref>) are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). The canine teeth do gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing - [[Obesity|something Chris does a lot]]. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do. | ||
Perhaps realizing this, Chris stopped baring his fangs after 2009, and has since upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]], his [[28 October 2011|automobile]], and [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. | |||
==Wisdom teeth== | ==Wisdom teeth== | ||
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==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]:''' In this video, Chris stated he was not afraid to intimidate [[Gregg Mays]] with his "fangs." He then leaned toward the camera for a close-up of his upper teeth - in particular, his two front teeth. | |||
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]:''' Chris did not clearly show his "fangs" in this video, but rather mentioned how he was prepared to show his "faaannngggsss [[Chris and Anger|only when he has to]]." He started to lean forward into the camera while presumably baring his teeth (one cannot clearly see the teeth as the video quality is so poor), but he then swung back to his original posture instead of going for a full close-up. | |||
*'''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]:''' On 30 March 2009, Chris threatened Encyclopedia Dramatica and Clyde Cash by punching a doll, baring his teeth, and damaging his camera. | |||
*'''[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]:''' On 23 April 2009, Chris again threatened Clyde by acting like an idiot, deliberately giving his audience a close-up of his eye-teeth and whitish tongue. | |||
*'''[[12 October 2009]]:''' Chris again acted like an insane retard, showing both his teeth and his buttcrack. | |||
* '''[[ | * '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]:''' On 6 December 2009, Chris threatened [[Vivian Gee]] by ripping apart a paper sign left in his yard, and then bit his [[Clown Doll|clown's]] head off with his infected gums. He exposed his yellowed and rotting teeth to the audience, undoubtedly to show off his sugar-encrusted enamel. | ||
==In the comics== | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 17:41, 19 January 2015
He has them and isn't afraid to show them.
The Horror
Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor video quality, Chris's fangs are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of soda he drinks (which probably has other effects as well).[1] The fact that he has multiple visible cavities seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every six months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.
Powers
Chris believed his teeth were more menacing than those of ordinary humans. "I was being literal when I talked about my fangs. They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like fangs of a vampire, dpg [sic] or something to me."[2] Chris revealed his fangs in a series of videos in 2009, in some cases essentially shoving the camera in his mouth. He believed this to be an intimidation tactic, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is closer to revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.
Ironically, Chris's canine teeth (called "eye-teeth" by Chris[3]) are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). The canine teeth do gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing - something Chris does a lot. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do.
Perhaps realizing this, Chris stopped baring his fangs after 2009, and has since upgraded his arsenal to a pocket knife, his automobile, and pepper spray.
Wisdom teeth
Chris has had an operation to remove his wisdom teeth. He keeps them in a jar on top of the Megan Shrine and also made a Yu-Gi-Oh! card with them on it. Being the bizarre narcissist that he is, Chris feels the need to immortalize any significant event in his life in some way, be it through short story, comic adaptation, or even custom trading cards. The fact that he finds his removed teeth important enough to think that they would be worth adding to a child's card game says a lot about him.
Appearances
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009: In this video, Chris stated he was not afraid to intimidate Gregg Mays with his "fangs." He then leaned toward the camera for a close-up of his upper teeth - in particular, his two front teeth.
- Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009: Chris did not clearly show his "fangs" in this video, but rather mentioned how he was prepared to show his "faaannngggsss only when he has to." He started to lean forward into the camera while presumably baring his teeth (one cannot clearly see the teeth as the video quality is so poor), but he then swung back to his original posture instead of going for a full close-up.
- Take that Page DOWN NOW!: On 30 March 2009, Chris threatened Encyclopedia Dramatica and Clyde Cash by punching a doll, baring his teeth, and damaging his camera.
- Chris Calls Clyde Out: On 23 April 2009, Chris again threatened Clyde by acting like an idiot, deliberately giving his audience a close-up of his eye-teeth and whitish tongue.
- 12 October 2009: Chris again acted like an insane retard, showing both his teeth and his buttcrack.
- Sign Destruction Video: On 6 December 2009, Chris threatened Vivian Gee by ripping apart a paper sign left in his yard, and then bit his clown's head off with his infected gums. He exposed his yellowed and rotting teeth to the audience, undoubtedly to show off his sugar-encrusted enamel.
In the comics
Gallery
CWC's wisdom teeth seen here guarded by two My Little Ponys on the top shelf.
So...are the discarded cards wisdom teeth, or…something?
He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's honest content!
Sources
- ↑ Biological clock
- ↑ Sonichu Girls#Your understanding me fukky (January 1, 2009)
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 18 "I HAVE FANGS FOR MY EYE-TEETH"