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Harry Potter is a character in a popular fantasy book series (of the same name) written by J.K. Rowling. Our autistic hero Chris has held a grudge against Harry Potter since at least [[2002]], when he threatened to kill the fictional character and called him a "spaz", a nickname that he continues to use to this date regarding Harry. When questioned about why he hated Harry Potter during a Mumble chat, he said that it was because it was in competition with Pokemon. This statement is completely false. Harry Potter was notably in competition with Lord of the Rings during the fall of [[2001]], when the first Harry Potter film was released. Due to the rise of Harry Potter and the downfall of Pokemon occurring around the same time, Chris probably associated the two phenomena, like a [[retard]].
[[File:Harrypottertroll.jpg|thumb|150px|If only Chris had bothered to read it, he would have known how to deal with [[trolls]].]]
 
'''Harry Potter''' is the protagonist of the popular eponymous fantasy book series written by [[Wikipedia:J. K. Rowling|J. K. Rowling]] from [[1997]] to [[2007]]. Despite (or perhaps because of) being a massive phenomenon that rivaled even ''[[Pokémon]]'' and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Chris never got into the series. As a result, it is one of the few mainstream works that never got bastardized in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]. It is also notable that Chris hates the series with an illogical passion.
 
== Chris and the series ==
As with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] and ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'', Chris's hatred of ''Harry Potter'' is highly irrational and based primarily on a warped version of [[Chris and brand loyalty|brand loyalty]]. Chris's hatred of ''Harry Potter'' grew out of the incorrect assumption that the books had destroyed the ''Pokémon'' fad.<ref>[[Mailbag 7|Mailbag #7]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 2#Chris Hates Harry|Mumble #2]]</ref> This is highly bizarre, as anyone who was a kid in the late [[1990s]] knows that the mortal enemy of ''Pokémon'' was [[Wikipedia:Digimon|''Digimon'']] (which Chris didn't mind).<ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> One can safely assume that Chris, being highly ignorant of the literary world beyond ''[[R.L. Stine|Goosebumps]]'', did not even become aware of the series' existence until the first movie ''The Sorcerer's Stone'' was released in [[2001]].
 
As per his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], he has referred to Harry as a "[[Slow-in-the-minds|total Spaz]]",<ref>[[Mailbag 7|Mailbag #7]]</ref> at one point even ''[[Death threats|threatening to kill]]'' him.<ref>[[:File:100-DarkCWC.jpg|"Dark Christian" card]] from the [[Wall of Originals]]</ref>
 
== Mentions by Chris ==
* Most notable is the "Dark Christian" card from [[The Wall of Originals]], which has a special ability that allows it to instantly win if the opponent likes ''Harry Potter'', or if the opponent ''seems'' to like ''Harry Potter''.
* Chris placed a [[Wikipedia:Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (video game)|''Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'']] (''Philosopher's Stone'' outside of America) PlayStation game for sale on [[eBay]] on 2 [[April 2008]], but [[Kickstarter|failed to sell it]].
* While attempting to promote his owly collaboration with [[The Wallflower]], Chris put aside his dislike of the franchise to compare the talking owls in his planned story to the non-talking owls in ''Harry Potter'' and the non-existent owls in [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|''The Lord of the Rings'']].<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails #2]]</ref>
* Chris and [[Jackie]] also discussed ''Harry Potter''; Chris said his dislike of the series was "water under the bridge now" and "stupid". He also seemed interested in the ''[[Lego|Lego Harry Potter]]'' game.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>
* Jackie also got Chris to make the video "[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]" (she requested the title "i put on my robe and wizard hat"): Chris dresses up as a wizard and states that he is from [[Wikipedia:Hogwarts|Hogwarts]]. He also threatens to use a "spell or two" on [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|those who have cursed his name]].
 
== References ==
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[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Revision as of 13:54, 28 June 2015

If only Chris had bothered to read it, he would have known how to deal with trolls.

Harry Potter is the protagonist of the popular eponymous fantasy book series written by J. K. Rowling from 1997 to 2007. Despite (or perhaps because of) being a massive phenomenon that rivaled even Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog, Chris never got into the series. As a result, it is one of the few mainstream works that never got bastardized in Sonichu. It is also notable that Chris hates the series with an illogical passion.

Chris and the series

As with his hatred of the HEXBox and Sonic Boom, Chris's hatred of Harry Potter is highly irrational and based primarily on a warped version of brand loyalty. Chris's hatred of Harry Potter grew out of the incorrect assumption that the books had destroyed the Pokémon fad.[1][2] This is highly bizarre, as anyone who was a kid in the late 1990s knows that the mortal enemy of Pokémon was Digimon (which Chris didn't mind).[3][4] One can safely assume that Chris, being highly ignorant of the literary world beyond Goosebumps, did not even become aware of the series' existence until the first movie The Sorcerer's Stone was released in 2001.

As per his grip on reality, he has referred to Harry as a "total Spaz",[5] at one point even threatening to kill him.[6]

Mentions by Chris

References