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Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards|public record]] (although the school district website states otherwise<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>), but was too lazy to procure them himself. [[Trolls|Those]] who have (or desire) access to the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should take note.
Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards|public record]] (although the school district website states otherwise<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>), but was too lazy to procure them himself. [[Trolls|Those]] who have (or desire) access to the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should take note.


It is noteworthy that [[Bob Chandler|Chris' father]] stated in a Prank Call that Chris did not, in fact, make the Honor Roll.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility.
It is noteworthy that [[Bob Chandler|Chris' father]] stated in a Prank Call that Chris did not, in fact, make the Honor Roll.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious [[Aspergers|aspersions]] on his purported Honor Roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time - in twelfth grade.


===June 2014 leaks===
===June 2014 leaks===
{{Main|Manchester High Leaks}}
{{Main|Manchester High Leaks}}
In June of 2014, information was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] about Chris's high school days. What was found was hardly surprising, and yet was nonetheless jarring; contrary to Chris's insistence that he was on the Honor Roll, Chris was confirmed via these documents to have ''failed'' at least one class, and got low scores in at least two more. Suffice to say, this, plus the content of the actual documents, cast serious doubt on Chris's claimed "Honor Roll" status.
In June of 2014, information was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] about Chris's high school days. What was found was hardly surprising, and yet was nonetheless jarring; contrary to Chris's insistence that he was on the Honor Roll, Chris was confirmed via these documents to have ''failed'' at least one class, and got low scores in at least two more. Suffice to say, this, plus the content of the actual documents, cast yet more doubt on Chris's claimed "Honor Roll" status.


==Notes and references==
==Notes and references==

Revision as of 17:56, 25 October 2014

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PROTIP:

It has so far unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. China and/or pickles and a place in the Trolling Hall of Fame awaits anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.
The white stole says Chris made the honor roll, but the slack-jawed stare says so much more.
No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]
Ricardo Weston Chandler [1]
I AM HONOR ROLL!
Liquid Chris
HONOR ROLL MY ASS
Vivian Gee, Audiobooks

Chris's presence on the honor roll in high school is something he often brings up as evidence of his intelligence. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior and obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status wherever possible as it is one of the easily measurable accomplishments in his life.

Where Chris has claimed Honor Roll status

Chris has trumpeted his honor-roll status in a number of his documents and videos.

Chris made the honor roll?

In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a stole that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. As of the 2013-14 school year, being listed on the Honor Roll for a given semester only requires a 3.0 grade point average[3], with no distinction made between harder classes and easier remedial course work (such as the English 12 class where Chris claims How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls got an A). The psychiatrist who conducted Chris's intake survey in 2004 noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. Often, even without remedial course work, it's not hard to get honor roll -- assuming 3.0 was B or B-, having had enough help from his parents with homework might have made up for a C average on tests. In the first semester of 2013-14, 789 students made either the Honor Roll or the more prestigious Distinguished Honor Roll[4][5], about 40% of the total enrolment of about 1800-2000.[6] This may explain why Chris was so upset at being awarded only a star pin for his grades.

On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "Song of Christian", he is enraged to receive an "F" in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: "I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!", indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they slipped into "F"'s before long.

Chris's D+ grade in English Class.

Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with computers and technology, for instance. At the same time, his laziness, naïveté, egotism, temperament and sexual frustration have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that Nintendo was interested in his low quality spin-off in the first place.

One would think that all Chris needs to do is to post his grades in order to end the doubts to his alleged intelligence. Sadly, according to Mailbag 19, Chris's report card papers are said to be locked away beyond his reach (which could mean a number of things - they could be locked away, buried under the hoard of his parents, he doesn't have them anymore and he doesn't want to reveal that to others, he's just too lazy to get up and find them, or they could be burned or damaged), we may never know the truth until something finally snaps and he's able to get them.

Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of public record (although the school district website states otherwise[7]), but was too lazy to procure them himself. Those who have (or desire) access to the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should take note.

It is noteworthy that Chris' father stated in a Prank Call that Chris did not, in fact, make the Honor Roll.[8] It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported Honor Roll status is the fact that, in A Week With Christian Chandler, Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time - in twelfth grade.

June 2014 leaks

Main article: Manchester High Leaks

In June of 2014, information was released on the CWCki Forums about Chris's high school days. What was found was hardly surprising, and yet was nonetheless jarring; contrary to Chris's insistence that he was on the Honor Roll, Chris was confirmed via these documents to have failed at least one class, and got low scores in at least two more. Suffice to say, this, plus the content of the actual documents, cast yet more doubt on Chris's claimed "Honor Roll" status.

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