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For a list of updates from this month, see June 2019.

For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

  • 13 June - Chris proclaims that Christ himself is an OC of equal level to the CPU goddesses, and is reaching out to churches and PokéStops to complete the Merge. He encourages followers to send kind thoughts to fictional characters in other dimensions. On YouTube, he doxxes himself yet again, complaining about getting mail labelled for PewDiePie.
  • 12 June - Chris tries to justify being unemployed by claiming he has a God-given job overseeing the dimensional merge. He also makes a new post on Patreon, for the first time in over 10 months, saying he was too distracted with the dimensional merge to deal with sending out books or producing content.
  • 31 May - Chris learns that Mary Lee Walsh had retired earlier in the month. His response is mixed, wishing her well while also complaining about her conduct back in 2004.
  • 26 May - Sarah and Steve bail on Chris, posting that they had been swindled out of hundreds and treated as subhumans.
  • 25 May - Chris makes a long thread of tweets about his sleeping methods. He is also interviewed by YouTuber Nick Robinson over his rumored discovery of Pappy Van Poodle, a character from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball.
  • 24 May - Midland Funding files for garnishment against Chris after he failed to maintain payments on a $2,777.90 judgement from December 2018.
  • 21-22 May - Sets of Twitter DMs from the latest people trying to worm their way into Chris's life, Sarah and Steve, are posted.

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