WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE

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GET ON EBAY! BUY THE SHIT!

Chris and Barb uploaded a series of three videos begging for mortgage money on 8 May 2018.

WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!

In this video, Barb is in the drivers seat asking for donations to pay the mortage. This looks to be the setting of a car repair shop. This is also the first time Barb has called Chris by "Christine" instead of the usual "Chrischun".

WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!
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Chris: Go.

Barb: Everybody out there, buy things off of eBay.

Chris (angrily): Off of Christine's eBay.

Barb: Off of Christine's eBay, to help us pay our mortgage.

(a man walks by in the background)

Chris: Please.

Barb: Thank you.

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Hello, everybody, Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and the mortgage payment is really due tomorrow, and we have to make two month payments this month, and we need - and we need, like, two hundred dollars, so please GET ON EBAY! BUY THE SHIT! BUY THE STUFF! BUY THE THINGS OFF OF EBAY! We need more money! And, by the way, where did the monies go from [rapid and incoherent] a bunch of previous sales recently? Oh, I caught up on the past three months of the Patreon bucks, and the rest of the money had to go towards the bills and everything, okay? So PLEASE, BUY NOW! We NEED mortgage payment! We need food for the rest of the month, buy stuff OFF OF THE EBAY! I gave you my mother, there is no excuse, this is TRUTH, this is NOT A LIE, BUY NOOOOOW!

Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!

Chris pleads for the sales of his eBay items claiming that they must make two mortgage payments or else 14 Branchland Court could be foreclosed upon.

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[inhales] Please everyone help uuuuus. [Facepalms, stress grunt] Just the past six months, I can't talk about it but the money went (intelligible) and we lost a whole bunch of money. [Scratches head and grunts] And if we don't pay this mortgage they're gonna foreclose on our houuuuuuuse. Ahh, so please, please help us. Uhh, I'm gonna add more listings later but for now please, [facepalm] go on to my eBay and [hits self in the head repeatedly, whining] buy everything that I have on there right nooooooooooow. Please, help us, help us, help us.

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