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This is Win.
Win, as in "Hi I'm Chris Chandler and I hate gays even though I dress like a gay trucker NO I AM NOT A HOMO."
This is a victory for lulz everywhere. --Eniggy the Wut 03:01, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
FUSION...HA!
Gay Trucker + IBA Outfit = lolwtf...? --EdtheHedgehog1894 23:03, 18 June 2010 (EST)
Oh... god help me... does he actually think this will work?! I shouldn't be surprised, but some part of me wants to believe he can't be that insanely stupid! Bill Lumburg 03:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been arrested yet...--EdtheHedgehog1894 23:23, 18 June 2010 (EST)
- This picture is just...wowJ0haely 03:53, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
The exclamation point emphasizes the fail
He already looks like a gay trucker. Does he want women (no pun intended) to think he's also a caveman?-trombonista 04:09, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- he probably thinks the gay trucker makes him seem more macho. God that makes it sound more gay.J0haely 04:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- "Caveman" is the least of his problems. I honestly can't imagine any woman looking at him dressed like that and not immediately think "if I make eye contact, I'll end up on a meathook in his basement." -Schismtracer 05:06, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
Virginity with rage, now just more than ever. --Sonijew is back 12:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
That outfit
I am surprised that he hasn't found the girlfriend-free boy of his dreams yet. --Exemplary 08:15, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Chris and Health
On /fa/ and /fit/, there's often discussion of the so-called "skinnyfat"—someone who's thin but doesn't have a lot of muscular definition. A lot of girls want to look something like this; most guys don't. Contrast this with "bearmode" or "builtfat," where a guy's just, y'know... big.
Chris is obviously fat, but look how skinny his leg is. He's like the skinniest, fattest skinnyfat ever.
Just saying. —Thepicklesuitintheman 20:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- Every time I end up staring at his tiny little arms. They're like twigs! Chris has zero definition and masses of gut. It's like it shouldn't even be possible but there it is.--Beat 20:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- I reckon there's two things happening here. One, a lot of fat dudes wind up with pretty powerful legs simply from the effort of supporting themselves. But not Chris, since he probably doesn't walk any farther than the kitchen most days. Two, he looks to be wearing jeans that are a good four-six inches too small in the waist. Which creates the grotesque parody of emo-boy skinny legs and then the gigantic roll of squeezed-up gut hanging over the top. Dkaien 23:25, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
I can see why girls would want skinnyfat; Obviously they don't want the rolls of fat like Chris has, but a small layer would give them bigger curves. I really think this has more to do with bone structure; his body frame seems to be thin, especially when you look at younger pictures of him. Bill Lumburg 20:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Wow...his breast size is bigger than mine.... OK! CHRIS CHAN! THANKS TO YOU I HAVE ACCEPTED MY BOOBSIZE! YOU ARE A WAIL (winfail) BabyNeko
So, this is the "normal" life Chris want's so badly off the internet?
.......Anyone else want to meet up and smoke some weed? Because, quite frankly, I am having a hard time believing this is even real. Chris_Pickles 04:53 June 20
Just let Chris stew for a while and he proves to be his own worst enemy. Bill Lumburg 12:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
