Song for Jackie.MOV

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Song for Jackie.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube 16 September 2010. At Jackie's direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies. Chris changes the lyrics greatly from the original song, turning it from a meaningful '90s alt-pop tune about the isolation of children with abnormal lives, to one where he warbles off-key about a boy and a gal-pal falling in love. Then, he rounds out the performance with a minstrel song adapted from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled, his manboobs flailing wildly with each gyration.


Video

Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.

I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.

Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.


Song For Jackie
Stardate 16 September 2010
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music, RacismRacism Racism, SexSex Sex, GalpalsGalpals Love
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
Shirt Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png The Trucker
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Transcript

♫ Mammy, I'm home from Alabammy ♫
Mr. Popo, who Chris was trying to impersonate in this video

[fake sounding accent] 'Ello. I am glasses-wearing genie, Mr. Popo! [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm", then starts "singing" ]

Once, there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who
Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.
But after his high school years,
He...lost...his friends and was troll tortured
By bullies who were jealous
of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmmmmm mmm mmmmmm...mmmmm...
Once, there was this girl who
Continued to have friends long after high school.
She could have had her pick of men,
But then, she found the wayward lost boy.
They matched up very well, heavenly matched...
Loooove, it was so!
Mmmmmmmmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...mmmm...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad
When they both saw each other's eyes.
When they met up!
They both thought of each other. Very often!
They had enjoyed each other's company
Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.
In fantasy, their days were simple
And! They looked to be married and have their own boy
And girl. It's true!
Wait for marriage invitations! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm...mmmmmmmmmm...
Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm...

[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player]

Ay-and there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing]

Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!

Fan videos

Hank Hill Listens to Chris-Chan Sing "Song for Jackie"
Stardate 23 March 2013
Made By The3ninjakids
Other Info Hank Hill's reaction to "Song for Jackie.MOV"
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Christian Weston Chandler's song for Jackie. mmm mmm mmm mmm
Stardate 21 September 2010
Made By YeksTimeSoon
Other Info Chris's lyrics sung normally over original song
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Chris-Chan's Song for Jackie Reversed
Stardate 20 February 2018
Made By Craig Smith
Other Info The Mr. Popo cosplay, now reversed.
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See also

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