Talk:Common Questions

Should this be linked to Questions for Chris or should this get its own page? It seems like it will be a recurring feature. Thoughts? --Champthom 02:50, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * Looks redundant for me. It would make a nice sub-section to Question For Chris. Griffintown 04:47, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * Not yet. The Questiosn for Chris page is outdated and this will become recurring...hopefully. Clydec 05:01, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * I have to revise my position. I saw that the Common Questions on CWCipedia got it's own entry. This make it a bona-fide historical document and need to receive it's own entry. Sorry to flip-flop on this but this is just how I see the situation now. Griffintown 05:57, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * i could put a picture of my dick on cwcipedia so it becomes bona-fide. but yeah, right now i'm just stealing all the questions from that page for now. soon, i'll throw some of the mailbag in there as well while the major e-mails get put into the mailbags. so this might become the new mailbag. or something. Clydec 05:59, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * Please warn me the day you will post your Bona-Fide Phallus on CWCipedia; I want to do a screen capture of it. :D This being said, I love the Mailbag format and These questions would fit in it easily. Griffintown 07:00, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * I'm honestly not digging the mailbag format here. It really works better for letters with actual length.  Is the format from Questions for Chris really that bad?--Beat 18:58, 30 December 2009 (CET)
 * Yeah, why not use that format? --Champthom 22:28, 30 December 2009 (CET)

Why not Using the Mailbag Format?
I mean, why not? Chris is answering questions from the public and the said answers are not that longer than the conventional mailbag. Besides, Black on White Q&A is quite hard on the eyes to read. Another arguement; there's no clutter of answers everywhere. These bit-sized pieces of text would be easier to quote and link that way. Griffintown
 * I'm sorry man, I just can't agree with you on this one.  The Big boxes take up too much space and are visually distracting for these single-line questions and answers.  They look fine when you're doing huge mailbag things, but here they just look off.
 * There's nothing preventing us from using the format seen on the Questions for Chris page. I've personally never found the black and quite Q&A hard to read, and honestly, if you find it hard on your eyes, maybe you should consider scaling up the font size in your browser.--Beat 08:48, 31 December 2009 (CET)

"Video games out right now"
In answering one of the questions from yesterday (22 February), Chris replied that he'd like to play Heavy Rain and God of War III but hasn't yet had the chance. It's worth noting here - if not beside his answer in the page proper - that Heavy Rain is shipping today (23 February), and God of War III isn't shipping until three weeks from now (16 March). "Honor roll" my ass... Llort 05:23, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Is it just me or is it weird that he wants heavy rain? That's pretty far removed from his usual games of the moment.  Granted, he'll probably realize it wasn't what he was hoping for, and never get past the first 20 minutes.--Beat 06:42, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Haven't really been following the game as I don't have a PSTriple, but I'm guessing if it's anything like Indigo Prophecy was, it'll have a hot babe you can control and sex scenes, which is good enough for Chris. Alteceastlansing 08:14, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
 * This is splitting hairs, but it's almost worth noting also that The Orange Box - the only other title in Chris's list - isn't even a game, per se, in the sense that it's really a collection of games. What Chris should have said was that he's looking forward to playing Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2, or Portal in particular. Oh well... Llort 14:54, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Only someone actually sent him a copy of half life two. His response was basically "NO I WANTED THE ORANGE BOX".  Chris is kind of a dick.--Beat 16:33, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
 * The console version of The Orange Box is technically one game, as you can't just get the individual titles. Also, Heavy Rain does have a sex scene. --T K 19 18:29, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

Lie
You know, we don't have to link to Lie every time Chris vomits up another falsehood. It's almost always a better idea to link to a video or article that directly contradicts what he's saying, offering instant proof of his lies.--Beat 16:42, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

What Chris Did
He said Swastika. He said putting himself in the comic was a mistake. He knows that Crystal isn't a metal and that Crystal (the other one) isn't real. He said he isn't jealous of Sonichu for his wife. He said he showers nightly.He isn't proud of being an Autistic Warrior. What the fuck happened? --this fag 18:45, 23 February 2010 (UTC)