Talk:Pocket knife

Is it possible he got the knife for his birthday, since it's only appeared just recently? --Iroquois 21:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)


 * He may have ordered it off of ebay for a birthday gift to himself, and so that he can attack any trolls he meets in real life wth it. --Hieghts503 21:40, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Of course, considering how improperly he uses it, anyone could kick his ass before he even had the chance to pull it out. --BreadGod 21:55, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah it's obvious that he thinks he can dominate people with it, and also I believe the first appearence of the nife wasn't even in a video but in Sonichu Special 4 in which Liquid uses a knife, so maybe he's had it for a while, and just started using it now? --Hieghts503 6:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Lucky there are no gun control laws over there reallly-YawningSquirtleRedux 19:50, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
Look carefully, he doesn't end up using the blade, he's using one of the smaller functions (that have their turning point in the middle of the knife, not at the end). It's either the hole-drill, or the cork-screw (and probably the latter, as that's the easiest to pull out). RachmaninovDESU 18:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Does this mean it's a swiss army knife? If so then this should be put in the article. --T K 19 19:04, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Yep, you're right. Good looking out there. (You can see just as he puts the knife away, he's holding it with whichever blade/tool that is sticking out between his fingers.) Dkaien 19:09, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
 * It's not as if the knife blade on those things is difficult to pull out. Maybe a page on "Chris and Motor Skills" might be warranted?--Draygoon 05:15, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Okay, so who owns the Katana
Somebody on the CWCki's got mad samurai skills and desperately wants us all to know about it.--Beat 21:28, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I attack random people with spoons ninja style if that counts. --Edward 21:39, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I wasn't the one that was referring to, but I do have a katana and I practice iaijutsu. Also fencing (using a Spanish sabre), but that's not as cool. NoVu 03:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

He's dumber than I could ever imagine.
He's in VIRGINIA. Why the hell does he have a Swiss army knife, he could go to Walmart and get a real weapon. Ignoring the fact that they sell guns, he could buy anything from a hunting knife to a fucking machete, even more if it's a Supercenter. A pocket knife isn't even good for digging out splinters, it can't even cut PAPER. Sorry about that, /kniferant --Schuzrum Dias 01:59, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I know this is diving into forum territory, but I wanna point this out: remember his tugboat? Yeah, he has better things to buy with his tugboat than a better knife. Oh, I'm sure he can, but he'd rather buy God of War 3, ModNation Racers and the like than buy something he really could threaten someone with.--Blazer 02:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Ugh, forgot about that, that brings a different kind of rage to the table. Well, it's not like he could actually threaten anyone with it, it's very unlikely that he would leave his house to attack a troll. Even he understands the kind of trouble that could cause. --Schuzrum Dias 02:18, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Believe it or not, even states like Virgina do have some restrictions on gun ownership. One of the easiest ways to get banned from owning a firearm (Other than a prior criminal record) is having a mental defect. Chris easily falls into this category... and even if he did manage to find a a gun dealer that didn't other to do a background check, they would at least have to look at his face and appearance and deny him for his autism (though it's more likely they would just assume he has down syndrome). Take some peace in knowing that Chris can't legally buy firearms --SargentPickles 00:25, 29 June 2010 (EST)

People acting like pocket knives aren't dangerous.
Wut.

People have killed cougars with pocket knives.

A household PENCIL can be lethal if sharpened enough. —Preceding unsigned comment added by DicksOak (talk • contribs) 09:12, 14 August 2012‎ (UTC)

In Chris's hands, it certainly isn't dangerous, but this is speculation and doesn't really belong here. Grandma Nazi 11:38, 14 August 2012 (PDT)

"Light Knife" card
Why is that on this page instead of the one? It's clearly a CutCo knife, not his trusty pocket knife. The "Now in card form!" line implies he had the pocketknife he's threatening people with before making the card when as far as I can tell it's the other way around. Nathan (talk) 20:06, 29 June 2014 (UTC)