Gregg Mays E-mails

This page gives a list of January 2009 emails between Chris and Gregg Mays, as part of the Miyamoto Saga.

Sonichu.Net Redesign for Nintendo Please Reply ASAP — January 6, 2009
Hello, Mr. Christian Chandler

I am Gregg Mays, hired by Nintendo to redesign your website in order to prepare the Sonichu promotion for Animal Crossing.

This is the design that was approved by the administration over at Nintendo.

I'm planning on updating most of the website tonight. Let me know when is the best time for me to update the site.

Do not worry, I will include a helpful guide on how to update your site with comics and messages after the redesign.

Sincerely,

Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

This is Gregg Mays.

Nintendo would like to host all Sonichu related materials on Sonichu.Net while keeping the Nintendo design. If you do not like the Nintendo design, I can work with Nintendo on updating or revising.

Please get back to me asap, I would like to install some databases to set up the forums by tonight.

Sincerely,

Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

The update process is done through PHP while the design itself is CSS. There will be a form that will allow you to make news posts as well as add new sections and subsections to the website. This is why I must install a database for your website in order for these new updates to take place. You will no longer have to use HTML, instead simply login to a form to update your website.

Right now, I must first install a database.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

To further clarify the updating scheme, here is a pictoral representation of what my plan is.

I will be using the base coding from Nintendo as an example.

1: Current location of the user. 2: Home page 3: Section 4: Subsection

You will be able to edit the home page (although Nintendo would like to use a promotional Sonichu and Rosechu Animal Crossing front page until its release), edit or add new sections and subsections through a form.

It is a very simple system that I plan to implement and hope to do a test run tonight.

I will need to update your website to add a database and need your help to test the implementation.

I will also need a separate username and password as your official account for the new system.

I have taken it upon myself to convert your entire website into this new format (skeletal, meaning there may be some HTML errors, but easily fixable)

If you wish to make any changes after the test run is complete, feel free to do so.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

Could you please send a response within the next hour so I may begin work. Thank you.

Also, Nintendo has received notice of your AC video on your YouTube account.

They would like for you to make a promotional video including:

Introduce yourself. Promote and explain Sonichu. Promote and explain Rosechu. Promote Animal Crossing: City Folk.

Sincerely,

Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

I have done everything I can on my end of the website. I have finished the updating system which you may take a look here. Please supply a username and password for you to demo the system and the details for Sonichu.Net so I can update your site with this system. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

I assume you are busy and will get back to me with the details ASAP. I was planning on bringing up the forums tonight; however, since I assume you are doing other important duties at the moment, I will let you get back to me tomorrow.

I apologize for springing this on you so fast. I just need to get this work finished.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

January 7, 2009
Dear Mr. Christian Chandler

I have contacted Sarah and hope to receive a good response so I can work on the website later tonight. I plan to add the beta version of my blog/website updater and the forums, hopefully by tonight if all goes well. For now, I have some other clients I must work with. Please reply in about four hours if all goes well. Thanks.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear Mr. Christian Chandler

I'd really like to get working tonight. The lawyer of Nintendo is for Nintendo of Japan, correct? I was hired by Nintendo of America so I don't know about these people. Could you refer them to me so I can get them in touch with my employer?

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

I understand, is it possible for you to finish tonight? I have a deadline to meet and I've set aside time for tonight. If not, that's okay, but really, this has been lingering in my mind for quite a long time. Sorry if that causes you trouble.

Sincerely Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

I see what you are doing. I will make note to use the new edited version of the pages. I will not tamper with any of the images. I will only create new pages for them. I will do all the coding work. You just need to take care of the images and I'll handle the rest, does that sound good?

Sincerely Gregg Mays@undefined

January 8, 2009
Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

Alright, I will put up a temporarily index page informing people of the change. Please allow me around two hours to install the new software.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Something has gone wrong. I can not access the site anymore.

Gregg Mays@undefined

I just got work that my job has been suspended for this client (you). Apparently the lawyer has told me that they did not finalize issues with Sega before realizing the website was initiated. I can not help you with this, I'm just a web designer. You need to speak with your lawyer to explain the copyright issues to Sega. If this ever gets cleared up, I'll get your website back up as good as new.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

You've disappointed me, sir. — January 8, 2009
Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

I did not put the files on there, Tripod must have acted with Sega on this. I do not know anything more of this matter. I'm not much of a legal guy but you have a lawyer right? Just clarify the copyright issue and everything should be fine.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

I'm sorry about this copyright thing, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding between Nintendo and Sega, I checked your video on the YouTube. I didn't see a mention of Sega, maybe you should do that. That'll ease tensions. I gotta head back to the wife and kids. Take care, man.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

It seems you have the copyright thing under control. I can restore your site as I made a complete backup if you want. I'll be able to install some forums and get that new form system up tonight.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

I did not change the Tripod password. I will restore it as soon as possible.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

I can't seem to access the site anymore. I can't work on it unless I gain access to it.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

Until you sort out these copyright issues, I'm afraid I can't help you. Tell me when you do, you'll be Numero Uno on my priority list.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

I KNOW — January 8, 2009
Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler,

I do not have the power to change the e-mail or password. If you allow me to access the account, I can restore the entire site back to the way it was before Sega managed to tamper with your site. I can foolproof the site as well.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear Mr. Christian Chandler,

Please look at this proof of concept I had made earlier.

http://greggmays.tripod.com/what.htm

There must have been miscommunication within Nintendo. They are a large company. I am a hired employer outside of Nintendo for the sole purpose of web design. I have a backup of your site, I can restore if you want.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear Mr. Christian Chandler,

The lawyers should be talking to you soon. Once they do, I will begin work on the website.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Look, thanks to a mistake on Sega's part, I've lost my job and now I can't feed my kids for the next week. I offered to restore the site but you wouldn't let me so the client (you) has been lost and my employer just fired me.

I am crying right now. Thanks.

Gregg Mays@undefined

January 9, 2009
My employer just allowed me one chance to get my job back, I have to satisfy the client (you) and restore your site. I can't do this without the access code to your website.

Please let me restore it.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

I mean password, I do not know the password to the site. The only way I can restore the site is by getting the password to the site. Please let me know of what the new password is.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

It says: Sorry, but the username and password you provided don't match. Please check them and try again.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

Dear, Mr. Christian Chandler

Please reset the password on your account and give it to me to restore your site.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

January 10, 2009
I cannot restore your website unless I can gain access to the Tripod account. Without it, I am unable to restore your site. I'm sorry.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays

PS, I have lost my only chance to regain my job so I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart. Please, let me make things right.@undefined

Dear Mr. Christian Chandler

Thank you for your kindness. Right now, I'm on probation but I think it should be good for me. Let me know if you ever get access to your website and I will restore it immediately and then some. I will do the promised upgrade and I will work ever harder than ever. Thank you so much.

Sincerely, Gregg Mays@undefined

It is I, Jason Kendrick Howell! If you ever want to see your beloved site restored, you must meet my demands. — January 12, 2009
If you ever wish for me to hand over your beloved website, you must announce your homosexuality to YouTube.

You must not reveal that I told you to do this, otherwise you will never see your site restored!

You must detail how you've been kept in the closet for so long, your search for a sweetheart as a cover up and why Sonichu is so gay.

Toodles, Liquid Snake@undefined

You must be angry! Of course, you could always make a video proclaiming how straight you are.

Either choice, gay or straight, which will it be?

Liquid Snake "BROTHER"@undefined

Of course, I may be an evil troll, but I never go back on my word. I have principles.

Love, Liquid Snake@undefined

SEVEN SECONDS!??! I am disappointed in you.

This is not a fair deal! I expected a 20 minute explanation of why you are straight and not gay.

I still think you are the biggest homosexual in the world so do many others, just look at your Youtube comments. You're doing yourself a favor if you make a REAL video.

Love, Liquid Snake@undefined

The longer it is, the better your fans will believe it. Look at those comments, my god, they are ruthless!

Love, Liquid Snake@undefined

It is uploaded — January 13, 2009
Alright, just one last thing before we part ways once again.

I will hand you the password to the rar and your site (which are the same) if you just make a video...sigh...it's a long story...

I recently lost both my parents in a car accident. I want you promise me that you will cherish your parents. They are important in your life. And I want you to appreciate it.

I want a short, maybe two minute video, with your parents having them explain why they are so proud of you and your accomplishments.

Despite all of us trolls, your parents have been there every step of the way. They must be proud of you.

Kinda sad now, Liquid Snake...@undefined

January 15, 2009
Chris! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, BROTHER!

I have just watched your newest video. Hah! You can't denounce that page!

You know every last word of it is true.

FACE IT, YOU HAVE NOTHING! NOTHING!

ENJOY YOUR 4-CENT GARBAGE.

Love, Liquid Snake@undefined

January 16, 2009
I just tried it, it worked!

So, you know. Whatevs, dawg.

Love, Liquid Snake@undefined

January 17, 2009
I am not Jason Kendrick Howell, my true name is Clyde Cash.

The big brother of Ryan Cash.

Do you understand me?@undefined

I don't have a cell phone and I'm not Jason Kendrick Howell, I'm Clyde Cash.

What is wrong with you?@undefined

The Truth (DO NOT REPLY) — January 27, 2009
These led into the Clyde E-mails.

Related Videos and Audio

 * CWC AC: City Folk Update Chris announces the Sonichu/Animal Crossing promotion
 * CWC Update 8 January 2009 Chris informs the fanbase that Sonichu.net was hacked, and Gregg Mays will be fixing it.
 * I am STRAIGHT "Jason" orders Chris to make videos discussing his sexuality in exchange for the site's restoration.
 * Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 Chris denounces the ED Page, drawing mockery from "Jason"
 * Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009 Chris announces the second hacking of Sonichu.net, and it's short-lived replacement Sonichu.info.
 * I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD Chris calls the real Jason Kendrick Howell to yell at him.