It's UGH!

"It's UGH!" is the bizarre name to a video Chris uploaded on 24 July 2009, before removing it a short time later in usual CWC fashion. The video features him begrudgingly singing along to the song "OK2BGay" by Danish bubblegum dance singer Tomboy. At the end of the video, he curses at Jack Thaddeus (who had made Chris hump his PS3 within the same day) and "Samantha whatever."

Note that Chris, in this video, is visibly disgusted and offended by a pro-gay song which is sung tongue firmly grasped in cheek. While the song's message (it's okay to be gay, obviously) is intended to be serious, lines like "pick up the soap" are clearly being sung in a humorous manner. It should be noted that he is not wearing the Sonichu Medallion in either of these videos, indicating that he is not sincere with his endorsement of homosexuality.

Transcript
[''Up until 0:36, the only audio from the video is the opening of the song's video version. Chris is shown grimacing in pain over the chorus of JERKS singing. He starts singing at 0:37, in a very unsettling, yet quite on point Yoda impression. Chris actually talks at 4:04.'']

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Father figures we are You're a shooting star you come so far I was once in your shoes In a closet like you I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap Get on your knees and pray Hey man gay man Release your load You've got to cease to delay The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man Queen of the balls Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all Come out Open your eyes It's a matter of size

Hey man gay man pick up the soap Get on your knees and pray Hey man gay man Release your load you've got to cease to delay The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the [Chris snickers] gay way [gagging sounds] (Okay to be gay!) Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way [exaggerated groan]

Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah) It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey, ho... Now remember There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's o-kay to... be... UGH! [unintelligible] let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way (It's okay!) Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way [angry retching noises]

West is where you should go To San Francisco I get that you know Would you gather my face So united we stand in a gay parade A human serenade [Chris pauses, then continues to groan]

Hoor-argh, man, man, it's-er grab, in the gay way [retching noises] It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way [groan] It's okay to be gay!

Ugh. Yech. Ung. Uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.

Remake


Jack Thaddeus, not satisfied with Chris handing him a video where he sings in a dumb voice and covers himself on camera most of the time, wanted a version of him singing it with more vigor.

It's____, a remake of It's UGH!, was uploaded on the following day, 25 July 2009. Chris sings the song in a more energetic and upbeat manner. He is seen disguised with a Groucho Marx mask, along with the hat of his Officer Nasty sex doll. Note, surprisingly, that Chris looks somewhat thinner in this video which just goes to show that black (especially when paired with stained sex-doll accessories) really is slimming. The YouTube search tags read out, "It's a Mockery you damn dirty homos." He changes some of the pronouns of the lyrics to "she". In the last sentence of the video, he says that it's not okay to be gay, as yet another feeble attempt to "outwit" the trolls.

Transcript
Merry Kickmas. Why not?

It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way

Father figures we are You're a shooting star you've come so far I was once in your shoes In a closet like you I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap Get on your knees and pray Hey man gay man Release your load You've got to cease to delay The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man queen of the balls some brotherly love is a pleasure for all Come out open your eyes it's a matter of size. Siiiiize

Hey man gay man pick up the soap Get on your knees and pray Hey man gay man Release your load you've got to cease to delay The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Okay to be gay! Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah It's getting to ya

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork! Now remember There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way It's okay! Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way

West is where you should go To San Francisco I get that you know Would you gather my face So united we stand in a gay parade A human serenade [cough]

[mumbling] Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

It's not okay to be gay! [Chris takes off his Groucho glasses, throws them to the ground, and makes a pose]

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