Don't Trust Any Homos Over There

"Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" is an "Audio Only" video uploaded by Chris on 5 June 2009.

Holding up a sign in front of the camera the entire time, Chris sings the titular song for Julie, which is his own version of "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" by The Boondocks' self-hating black character Uncle Ruckus. The only differences between these songs is that Chris replaced "nigga" with "homo" in some places in an attempt to make the song homophobic, but still left the other racist lyrics intact.

This is the second time Chris imitates Uncle Ruckus, the first time being the BlueSpike PSN chats. The parallels between Uncle Ruckus and Chris are uncanny. Uncle Ruckus is a self-hating black man, who frequently denies his blackness at every given opportunity. Chris finds every opportunity to show off his homophobia and deny his homosexuality.

Within two hours of posting the video, Chris added a description to it making excuses and apologizing "for any misunderstandings that may lead to hard feelings" and made a follow-up video called "I'm Sorry, Dude" where he apologized to an acquaintance who saw it (or at least, Chris thinks he did) and was offended.

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"Woman and man make da babies."

Transcript
[''Video opens with a yellow piece of paper with "THIS VIDEO IS AUDIO ONLY" written on it in front of the camera. It constantly moves through the entire video, indicating that Chris is merely holding a piece of paper there the whole time.'']

Ha-ha! Hello, my name ain't Uncle Ruckus, no relation. I'm gonna sing y'all a song I just made up. It's called "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There". Sing along if you know the words. A-huh-huh-da-da-da-da-da-da...

Don't trust any homos over there Leavin' their homo stank in the air Them sappy lappy dumb homos With their nigga finger on the trigga Don't trust any homos over there!

Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda! Don't trust any homos with their jabba flippin' jabber Don't trust any homos over there

Woman and man make da babies Straight way is the way to play No ifs, or buts, or maybes Man plays with pussy to get that ticket to heaven They stay true from 69 to 11 We be playin' hos over bros everyday We get full pleasure and no sin and pain Give no pity to them homos, they going straight to hell

Don't trust any homos over there Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda Don't trust them any homos With their jibber jabba flippin' jabber And a nigga finger at the trigga!

Don't trust any homoooooos...over theeeeeeeeere! Whaaa!

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