User talk:Tristran

You alive in there, buddy? You've been absent for 2010 in its entirety and I'm worried. Xentrilus 21:56, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

You're really starting to grind my gears --Lynxr 06:18, 27 November 2009 (CET)
 * Ow, my axles! --Tristran 08:45, 27 November 2009 (CET)

Hai
So i herd u liek mudkipz Lynxr 05:44, 27 November 2009 (CET)
 * Get the fuck off of my page, you nubshit, or I'll rip off your dick and feed it to my pet tarantula. You've been warned.  --Tristran 05:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)
 * If this guy keeps giving you shit, say the word and I'll ban him. --Champthom 08:55, 27 November 2009 (CET)
 * Nah, nah, bro, it's cool. In all fairness to Lynx the Sphinx, the rumors are, in fact, true; I do liek teh mudkipz. --Tristran 20:56, 27 November 2009 (CET)

Aww yeah gurl
Don't worry, it'll be quite a show. BlueSpike 04:55, 10 December 2009 (CET)
 * LMAO, good to hear. Lynx and I have been waiting a while for this. --Tristran 04:56, 10 December 2009 (CET)

We make a pretty good transcribing team.
We should make a buddy cop movie. It'll be awesome.--Beat 04:58, 10 December 2009 (CET)
 * I totally agree. --Lynxr 05:01, 10 December 2009 (CET)
 * Wow, I suddenly feel so popular.... Everyone's messaging me.  It brings tear to my eye.  Maybe we could work something out if you came and visited me and Xent on IRC more.  HMMM?!


 * Oh, and... can I be the black guy? Or, better yet, the pair of pants? --Tristran 05:02, 10 December 2009 (CET)

How do I use user talk
I think I'm supposed to type here but I'm not sure. I have read a lot about Chris Chan but only started making edits recently.

Anyways, maybe you can answer my question: how famous are different people on here? Like, would I be able to contact Jack Thaddeus and get a response, or is he too famous? Thanks. Fabrosi
 * Well, welcome aboard. By the way, in a convo, messages are normally left on the page where it started (meaning it might be suggestible for you to reply on your own page to my message, but I don't really care that you didn't, and I doubt many people would; it's just an etiquette thing).
 * Umm... many of the biggest trolls themselves use CWCki, so, yeah, you could definitely contact them if need be, but I'd recommend that you make sure you have something relevant to say to them. Something more than, "yo bro willz uz b mai frendz?"  I'm trusting that that wasn't your intention, though.  I hope I'm not violating any secrecy laws around here by telling you this, but... Clyde Cash is Clydec on here and Jack Thaddeus is CrassCrab.  Don't go abusing this information that I've given you, or I'll be forced to smash your balls in a vice in an attempt to save face.  Lurk a lot, keep up the contributions, and I'll probably talk to you again in the future.  Oh, and don't forget to zap to the extreme.  Always zap to the extreme. --Tristran 03:53, 11 December 2009 (CET)
 * I will. Thank you, father! --Fabrosi 04:43, 11 December 2009 (CET)
 * You're getting famous, Tristran. BTW CHECK OUT MY NEW STYLISH SIG LOLOL --Lynxr 19:01, 11 December 2009 (CET)
 * Wow, that's very nice. You look really good in turquoise.  Shoot me an e-mail at bigshuggadaddy@gmail.com, and maybe we can meet up some time?  --Tristran 19:39, 11 December 2009 (CET)
 * You've read my mind. –Lynxr –  20:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)

Task
First task: Go through all the articles and make sure the bolds are formatted like this not this. That is, the bold text at the beginning of articles. Apostrophe 00:14, 12 December 2009 (CET)
 * Yes, sir! I'll get on it at once. --Tristran 00:35, 12 December 2009 (CET)
 * Hmm. I would say leave out the # sign since it saves having to pipe the link (Wikis don't allow #'s in page names) and italicize and lowercase the annotations, since that's how it's usually done in most other annotations in other places. Apostrophe 02:50, 12 December 2009 (CET)

No Life Whatsoever Award
Holy fucking shit, someone give this man an award or ban him for spamming the Recent changes page with his name –Lynxr –  04:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)
 * So much for us going on that date, you fucking prick. I take it all back; the only reason I said you looked good in turquoise was to get in your pants.  Fuck you.  --Tristran 04:29, 12 December 2009 (CET)
 * I... I'm so sorry... Could you ever forgive me? –Lynxr –  06:02, 12 December 2009 (CET)

Cwcography
Hey, I just read that you're in on the Cwcography project led by Xentrilus. I was just wondering: do you or anyone working on the project have an estimate on how long before it will be finalized? Sorry if that's an annoying question that you've been asked a lot and don't have a definite answer to- it's just that this book sounds like the best thing ever and I seriously want to buy it as soon as physically possible. --fabrosi 00:18, 13 December 2009 (CET)
 * After talking it over with bossman, he's thinking the middle of next year at the latest. Other estimates from people say that it will only be a matter of a couple of months, but... we're unsure at this time.  If you want to follow the project a bit, we have a forum at http://anchuentscribes.proboards.com/ .  --Tristran 01:46, 13 December 2009 (CET)
 * to be fair this is the internet, if the projected time is 2-4 months, it'll probably wind up six. i dont know about the rest of the team, but i'm about as good with deadlines as valve is. --Jump 04:55, 25 December 2009 (CET) ps oh shit son i was lurking your talk page

Species
I would say capitalize the name of the "actual" Sonichu, and lowercase the species. Apostrophe 20:01, 13 December 2009 (CET)

Fuck you
That is all. –Ich bin schwul, Lynxr. Ich bin schwul. –  19:05, 16 December 2009 (CET)
 * Ladies and gentlemen, this here is the best signature on the web. --Tristran 19:06, 16 December 2009 (CET)