Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark

"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" is the penultimate song on Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!. It is Chris's tribute for Punchy Sonichu and Layla Flaaffy, to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark". Towards the end, Chris reveals that Punchy and Layla apparently like either S&M, the donkey punch, or fisting. It's hard to tell, really.

Lyrics
[sung over Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark"]

Punchy gets up in the evening And Punchy ain't got no-nothing to say He comes home in the morning He goes to bed in the same way He ain't nothing but tired And Punchy's just tired and bored with himself [yawning on this line] It's a bad day off He could use just a little help

Can't start a fire Can't start a fire without a spark This gun's for hire Punchy's dancing in the dark

Messages to leave her Radio's on and Punchy's moving around the place He checks his look in the mirror He wants to change his clothes and hair and face And he ain't getting nowhere He's just living a dull life like this But something happened from somewhere Layla I just know we're there

Can't start a fire Can't start a fire without a spark This gun's for hire Even if we're just dancing in the dark

They sit around getting older There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me [unintelligible]

Staying on the streets of CWCVille And they'll be carving them up all night Then they got hungry Hey Layla I'm just about starving tonight I'm dying for some action I'm sick of sitting around here trying to write I need a love reaction Come on Layla give me just one look

Can't start a fire Sitting around crying of a broken heart This gun's for hire Even if we're just dancing in the dark

Can't start a fire Worrying about your new world falling apart This gun's for hire Even if we're just dancing in the dark

Even if we're just dancing in the dark (Repeat x2)

Hey, baby!

Uuueeerrra, Layla! Yo Layla, Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl! Come on let's go hit the bed. (!?) I'll throw my best punches! Hwah! Hwah!