Mumble 8

Mumble 8 is the eighth of the Mumble chats involving Chris, held on 17 February 2009.

Chris confirms he drank (recycled) his semen. There are discussions about lesbian sex, the homos (with awesome raging from GeckoMantis), and an Oscar-winning performance by Sarah May (RIP).

Summary

 * Chris does his infamous Donald Duck impersonation for Julie
 * Megan's favorite band is Guns N' Roses.
 * Chris will not call Rick Astley a homo.
 * There is a feud between Molvanîa and Russia.
 * Chris's favorite Dragon Ball character is.
 * Chris is asked to list the ten commandments and the seven deadly sins. He reaches for his Bible because he can't remember. (Although, as a Protestant, the seven deadly sins would be irrelevant.)
 * Mr. Roboto gets kicked.
 * Chris says his pastoral counselor told him premarital sex is okay.

[15:40]
 * Chris on premarital sex with Julie: After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it further.
 * Julie: I've said it many times. I discuss it in my letter.
 * Chris: I'm just sayin'. After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it.

[17:00]
 * A troll suggests Chris looks for loopholes in everything to justify himself. Chris cuts him off.
 * Epic rage from the troll.
 * Chris asks for forgiveness and says everyone has a different interpretation of the Bible.
 * Troll calls him out on his homophobia. Chris says he's taken it back, so it's ok.

[24:00]
 * Chris sexual urges weren't as strong back when he had female friends.

[42:20]
 * Chris confirms he drank (recycled) his semen.

[45:30]
 * Chris is willing to perform a threesome involving two men. Julie is willing to do it with Chris and Emily then.
 * It's not gay if balls aren't touching.
 * Chris wants them to engage in tribbing.

[47:20]


 * Sarah May thought Chris wanted her and Julie to have a threesome.
 * Since Chris asked Sarah first, she can have the first threesome with Julie.
 * Two women is Chris's limit.
 * Chris can't decide between Sarah and Julie

[51:50]
 * Both women can't get pregnant because Chris would wear a condom.
 * The trolls explain the concept of friends with benefits. This is just too much for Chris to take in right now.

[56:00]
 * The speed at which Chris produces his comic depends on how he is feeling.
 * Chris should be able to draw more, say trolls
 * Chris will try to get a page done a day.
 * Derrick explains stream of consciousness writing. Chris talks about storing shit in his memory, which is totally the opposite style.

[1:03:22]
 * The trolls ask Chris what Punchy's voice is like.
 * A voice actor joins the chat and does various impressions while Chris attempts to do some of his own.

[1:09:27]
 * The trolls ask Chris what his favorite comic book series is. Unsurprisingly, it's Sonic the Hedgehog.
 * Chris doesn't go to McDonald's often, "maybe two or three times a week."
 * Chris says he plays with all of the toys in his room.

[1:17:43]
 * Chris doesn't know what a euphemism is.
 * Chris shoos away one of his cats.
 * Chris says he measured his dick with a ruler.

[1:28:30]
 * Chris talks about Dating Education.
 * The trolls try to give Chris actual dating advice, but he ignores it.

[1:38:48]
 * Sarah May is so upset Chris called her Julie she attempts suicide.
 * Chris shrugs it off, saying he still has Julie.

Introductions (00:00-00:39)
Guy: What's up? Chris: Ahh, doin' okay, doin' okay. Got some stress, but I'm okay. Mr. Roboto: Stress is bad. Chris: Hm, haven't updated in a while- Mr. Roboto: We enjoy the new- we enjoy the preview for the new comic. Chris: Now, now just a, just a minor recent event that I won't go into, uh, it's just a minor inconvenience really. But it made me- mmm, basically in a nutshell my computer got turned off and I didn't turn it back on for a coupla days. Mr. Roboto: That is terrible. It remind me of the time my mama had taken away my computer. Because I, I spent too much time on it. And she said "You spend too much time on computer!" Chris: Huh. Goodness. Yeah. Yeah, but we don't have to go into that. Julie: Hey Chris, there's something I forgot to ask. Chris: Yeah? Julie: Do you think you could do your Dona- your Donald Duck impersonation for me, please? Mr. Roboto: He already did that before, didn't he? Chris: [in his horrible Donald Duck voice] So ask me how was my day. What are we doin'? [quacks] [Julie and others laugh] Julie: Chris, how about, how about the- how about the Uncle Ruckus for everyone, please? Chris: [equally horrible Uncle Ruckus voice] Don't trust them new niggers over there! Sing along if you know the words. [pause] Mr. Roboto: Um, I do not believe Ruckus ever says that. And I am from Russia, so I do not see much of the show though. [pause] Well, you should come see Russia, Chris. It is nice. Chris: I'm sure it is. Mr. Roboto: Yes. It is very- although we have high corruption in our government, we are fine people, and we work hard for our lives. Chris: I do not disagree with you. Mr. Roboto: Wait, you said that- are you saying that corruption is good thing? Chris: No. I, I don't like corruption. I'm just saying that I agree, I agree with you on the fact that y'all are proud people. And respectable. [pause] Okay? Guy: Like gays. Chris: Hm. I guess, yeah. Guy: [in camp gay voice] Obviously. [pause] Chris: Hm. Guy: Chris, what's up? Chris: Umm...a lot of things. Umm, lemme think...mmmmm... Guy: I can't believe I'm talking to the real Christian Weston Chandler. It's mad. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, take a deep breath and accept it. 'Cause it's real. Mr. Roboto: We love you, Chris. That is why we are impressed by the fact that you would do this for your fans. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yep. Guy: Accept no substitutions. Guy: This is wicked awesome. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yep. Accept no substitute. Hm. Guy: Nothing but net. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhh, actually it's more like dot com, more like dot com now. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: What did you say? Guy: Nothing but dot com and [???] <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Actually, what did you say a few minutes ago? I couldn't hear you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hm. Say a few minutes ago? I, what, when I was talking to the nice Russian guy? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Yeah. Mr. Roboto: Yo. Guy: I didn't know, actually- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, what? [Julie and a guy talk at the same time] Mr. Roboto: What did you say about me? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, I said that you were a nice guy. Mr. Roboto: No, I was tal- I'm- excuse me Chris, but what Bryan Bash was saying to me. I could not hear him. Bryan Bash: Um, that's your username, isn't it? "Nice Russian Guy"? Mr. Roboto: No, it is- no, it is Mr. Roboto. I enjoy the band Styx very much. We just get them here. [Bryan laughs] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay, good. So- Guy: Hello there, Chris. Sorry, I was having a bathroom break. [pause] And for the record, I love Styx too. Mr. Roboto: Styx is good band. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I never heard Styx, but I will not disagree with you. Guy: Um, have you ever heard the song "Come Sail Away"? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Um, I am afraid I have not heard that. Sorry. Guy: Or "Renegade". <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That one neither. I'm sorry. [pause] Guy: You've never heard "Mr. Roboto"? Dōmo arigatō, Mr. Roboto? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I've heard that used in cartoon shows, and other shows like that, other shows outside the cartoon. Guy: Uhh- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I've heard the expression, but I've never heard the song. I didn't even know there was a song. So, um... just a minor ignorance because I did not know about it. Guy: Oh, it's cool. Um, have you ever heard of the band Rush? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I've heard that, I've heard that band, yeah. Guy: Rush is pretty awesome. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris, have you ever heard about Guns N' Roses? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, Guns N' Roses, that was, uh, Megan's favorite band. Guy: I like Elton John, personally. Guy: [interrupts previous guy] Speaking of Megan, whatever happened to her? Mr. Roboto: You are gay for liking Elton John. In Russia, we beat up gays. Guy: Dude. I like Elton John's music- Mr. Roboto: [interrupts] You are also gay. Guy: -I also like Boy George. Is that a problem? Mr. Roboto: Boy George is homo. Guy: Mr Roboto, how about you just leave! Guy: Hey Chris man- Mr. Roboto: Yeah. I am sorry. I apologize. Guy: So uh, speaking of YouTube... Just to say that he is actually gay. So uh, you know... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Who are we talking about? [long pause] Guy: You know the uh- [sounds like "Never Gonna Give You Up"] -song... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh yeah. That was- Guy: [interrupts] Yeah so that was- [unintelligible] Mr. Roboto: He's not gay. [pause] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well I dunno, so... I will not pass judgment either way. Guy: What do you mean by "pass judgment"? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I mean I would not call him a homo or st- or whatever. [pause] Guy: Why would you call him a homo anyway? Mr. Roboto: Because it is right to ridicule the a- the gays. Guy: Russia must be a very violent place. Mr. Roboto: It is. You should come here. Guy: You are a very intolent person. Mr. Roboto: I am very tolerant. It is my culture. Guy: Very much so... Other Guy: Your culture is intolerant. Mr. Roboto: It is not my fault my culture is like this. I apologize for nothing. [Muffled] Mr. Roboto: No. They killed communists. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yep. That's what I heard. Mr. Roboto: Heard what? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That Russia does not like communists. They- Mr. Roboto: [Interrupts] Oh we like communists. But stupid fascists killed communism. I would like to see communism returned. It was a fun time. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I never really liked Russia. Mr. Roboto: Well Russia doesn't really like you. I heard you were from- [unclear] -state Molvanîa Guy: Chris what's your- [Yelling] Shh! Hey Chris what's your favorite Dragonball Z character? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ok- [Long pause] Guy: I'm gonna guess Goku. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No. Guy:He's got that "Goku go get 'em" attitude. Other Guy: I liked Piccolo myself. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I like Gohan's girlfriend. Other Guy: Oh, did you know that "Videl" [the name of Gohan's girlfriend] is the word Devil rearranged? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry. It's just a name. [Slightly unintelligible chatter about Dragonball Z] Guy: Chris what do you feel about Satanists? [Pause] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Um... Uh yeah. I am not fo- I am not fond of those people. Guy: You know they don't actually worship the Devil? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmm. I see. But anyway I am not fon- I am not really fond of them. Guy: I know one in college. A Satanist. He pretty much- They don't worship the Devil but instead they- [muffled by other people] Other Guy: Chris, you know the Ten Commandments? [pause] Do you know the Ten Commandments Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. I do. Guy: [overlapping] -Can you recite them for us? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, yeah. Guy: [overlapping] In the order that they're supposed to be. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. Give me a minute. [Sound of Chris wandering off, knocking stuff over] <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris I don't think you should leave- [unintelligible] [pause] [Something from Mr Roboto] [pause] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright the uh- Ten Commandments. [clearly reading from his Bible] "Thou shalt have no other God before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any craven [sic] image. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord, thy God, in vain-" Guy: [speaking over Chris] You are good at this... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: "-Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Honor thy father and thy mother. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not swea- bear false witness against thy neighbor and thou shalt not covet anything that is thy neighbors." Guy: Uh we were kinda hoping you'd recite them off the top of your head. [muffled] Guy: -Ah it's been a while since i read it. Name the seven deadly sins. Other Guy: [muffled] I dunno why he asked that... ''[muffled. Something about sex before marriage. Various clicks from someone's computer]'' <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah- Mr. Roboto: Yes. You are a whore if you have sex before marriage. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: EXCUSE ME? What did you say? Mr. Roboto: I said nothing, Molvanîan bitch. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: EXCUSE ME? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah I heard him. Go ahead and kick that guy out. Guy: Ok he's kicked now... <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: [in a very boyish voice] Son of a bitch... Guy: Seriously all the ones I know are- [muffled] Guy: I think it's true also though, I think he's a closet homo. Seriously. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well he's gone now, we don't have to worry about him anymore. [people yelling over each other] Guy: But he did bring up a good point. Isn't sex before marriage adultery? Isn't lusting after girls adultery? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [interrupting] Listen, listen, listen. Guy: Ok I'm listening. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ok. My pastoral counselor has told me herself that it's ok. As long as she and I love each other truly and very much. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Yes well Chris, well I [people talk over "her"] Let me finish! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Let her finish please. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Well in the Methodist I follow, there's no sex before marriage. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Wait, in the Methodist you follow? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Yeah, like in the way that you follow it, you're allowed to have sex before marriage, and [in the way] I follow it, you're not allowed to have sex before marriage. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well it's um... Yeah... Guy: Um, who do you think has a better interpretation of the Bible? Your counselor, or God? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmm. Well... The Bible can can be misinterpreted in a number of ways. Umm- <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris, if I may? As of now, I don't have sex before marriage. Guy: I thought it was pretty straightforward. I mean... Jesus said himself that if you look at a woman with lust you're basically, you're maintaining a pretty- [talked over by Julie] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Mmm. Julie we can talk about this further after you get here. We can talk to my- my uh- my pastor at my church about it further. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I've said it many times, I've discussed it in my letter. Chris: Yeah. But I'm just saying, that we can talk to my pastor about it. [muffled] Ah! Guy:: You know we're all just trying to help you out man. Other Guy: We don't want you to go to hell. We don't want you to go to hell for having premarital sex [Chris interrupts] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: God is forgiving. Other Guy: Not on this planet. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh Jesus is forgiving. Guy: Well What if...[interrupted] Other Guy: So, it's ok to have sex out of marriage, but it's not ok to be gay, is that what you're saying? Guy: He's definitely forgiving, but you know, if you... [distortion] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...there are articles other than that. Other Guy: Chris, you seem to always find try to justify yourself every time by adding loopholes to your Bible just so you can have premarital sex and everything and I don't fucking get it. You're trying to justify yourself for having a Playboy, and you're trying to justif…and you're always justif...[interrupted by Chris] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I AM NOT! Other Guy: No! No! I'm not having a No! Fuck You! You're a fucking hypocritical douchebag! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well sometimes I don't know everything, so excuse me…for that. Other Guy: [unintelligible] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I will, listen, I will, listen, listen, I appreciate your help, but you know when it comes to religion I think, uh... our own individual interpretations of um, each of us individually is uh as is important to us so my interpretation... and, uh, y'alls interpretation which are respectable uh- Guy: [interjects] Which are right! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...are important Other Guy: Okay, so Chris, uh, I just wanted to know, why so much hate against the gays, I mean if religion can be interpreted any way... [interrupted] ...seriously. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: uh hmm. I... Okay well… Okay I'll take back all the times I said I hated the homos, but obviously when I said that I was uh under a whole bunch of stress, and I just felt most uncomfortable around them and men in general, so I guess I just picked the wrong word, so I apologize. Guy: Um, this is just like the time where'd ya-ya-you trying to say that a whole lot of you said were made at times of stress but um, sooner or later you know that isn't it you know going to be like... you can't retract every every statement because you made it out of stress, you know. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I know I can't retract every one, but those I am able to retract, I can and will. [unintelligible] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I had a misunderstanding at that time. Guy: You sure have a lot of stress. I'm just saying. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I had misunderstandings at the time that I said that. Well, I mean, I was in misunderstanding. I misunderstood, I misunderstood, and I said the wrong word to use in my feelings against, uh, them in general, so I retract it back, I retract the word "hate," and I would replace it with, like, you know, I will, I am willing to cope with them in person, and respect, and I will respect them and I will be friends, but you know, nothing beyond that. Guy: I think you probably insulted a lot of them, the homosexual or bisexual people with that statement. Maybe you could make, like, a video, um, saying that you don't hate them. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Mm. Alright, I'll do that in a few, I'll do that in the near future, make a video retracting the hate. Guy:Yeah, just say...yeah. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, alright, I'll do that in the near future. Guy:[unclear] Well, by detracting the hate you get some of the needless violence out of the world, so that's good. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Right. OK. I'll do that in the near, I'll do that soon, then. Guy:It's good of you to do that, Chris. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: OK. Guy: Chris, you said growing up you had mostly women friends? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes. Guy: Most normal heterosexual men are able to form friendships with other heterosexual men. Uh, how do you explain [unclear] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Mmm...uhhhhmmm...I just didn't meet so many, I just did not have the opportunity to meet so many...men. So there. I just did not have the... Guy: You know,there's tons of boys who like Transformers. And Sonic. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah...I just, the opportunity never showed up so much. I mean as often as with the women. When I had the gal-pals in high school, for example, I didn't have that many opportunity to be friends or associate with that many...men, but you know I did have a few...guy buddies in high school, but that's, that's about it, basically, for that [unclear]. Guy: [unclear] characteristic of the homosexuals. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Wait, what? [static] Somebody just, uh, said something that I might, that I thought that, uh,...[stress sigh] OK, well look, I had guy, I had friends, I did have, uh, friends and acquaintances that were guys in my lifetime. I just had more female friends and acquaintances. Guy: I think here that a lot of homosexual people and women are like in friendly relationships with homosexuals because they don't feel that threat because the homosexuals are gonna [?] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, wait, what? Say that again? Guy: Like, I heard that when, I heard that like women sometimes look at homosexuals as friends because, you know, they're not going to try to hit on the women. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, in my case I would figure that, you know, I was younger than they are, and of course I did not seem as threatening, and I was definitely most friendly, so they were friends with me because they realized that I was friendly. Than other guys. Yeah. Because I didn't, because I, because I did not realize the, uh, sex, I did not have the sexual, as many of the sexual urges back then as I did when I turned 21, at the beginning of that time and beyond. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: [Sigh] So, Chris. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#CC))FF">Julie: 18 CRH What was wrong with a guy dating an older woman? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I was old, I was, I had, I was, mm, you might say I'm old-fashioned in that, old-fashioned in that sense, but, uh, I just didn't, I just didn't, I just didn't want to feel like, uh, I was like the lower half of the factor there. I didn't feel like I was being overtaken or something like that. I don't know, maybe I'm choosing the wrong words right now, the wrong choice of words, but you know they're the ones that came to my head right now. Guy: [question unclear]...pretty big rack? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sorry, what? Guy: Uh, uh, I'm not sure [] right that. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, I think you said, uh, you, you, you were kind of a person that like big, big, big racks? Guy: I'm the kind of a person who, I'm the kind of a person, you know, I wouldn't mind if she was a little bit older than me, because, you know, she might be a bit taller [?] looking for someone with a pretty nice-sized rack. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I look more for, more for, uh, the look on the, uh, insides, but consider... Guy: I mean, of course that's a given, I mean, I'm not going to, I'm not going to get with somebody just based on that, but you know, but it's always a nice thing... Guy #2: Um, Chris, I have a question. You say you, like, get based on something on the inside, then what's with the preference? You, I mean, you see stuff in your comics about how it has to be a certain, you know,...  <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, could you start over and repeat that please? Guy #2: You, your comics, you say they have to be a, like, certain type of person. They have to be, they can't be black or anything. They have to, you know, they can't be fat, they can't, you know, they can't be, um, yeah. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, OK, I admit, I, I admit, I admit, I was a little, I was uh, more, shoot, what's the word I'm looking for? [Guy: "Picky?"] Uh, yeah, yeah, I was, OK there you go, I was more picky back then, but then once I realized as I got older, and uh, to become less picky about, uh, about some of those details. Guy: You had high standards back then, basically. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, that was, that was the word I was looking for, high standards, yeah. Guy: Well, that's nice that you're a little bit more open now, hopefully you'll find the person that's your ideal. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, well...I'm sorry, go ahead. Guy "2: Would you date a black girl now? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Um... <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Are you insisting he should see another woman? Trolls: No! [garbled] <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Why not? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah cause, yeah Julie and I are doing very well together. But you know... Guys: Congratulations. Congratulations. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ok, well, but just, uh, let me think about that, like you know, uh, OK, I am, I am, I am in love with Julie. She and I love each other very much. Guy: But you barely know each other, I mean, you've never met... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: We do, we have been... [fights to be heard] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. We talk to each other a lot about each other, getting to know each other very well. Guy: Well that's different, I mean there's knowing somebody, and then there's knowing somebody. You know her based on the internet. I mean, she doesn't have to tell you, you know, the facts. Guy #2: Or what she looks like. Guy: You haven't seen her with your own eyes. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, she told me, she did tell me the facts about what she looks like, and she was very honest with me. And I was... [interrupted] Guy:...and on the internet, honesty really doesn't go that far. I mean... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [stress sigh] Guy: What if this one turns out, like, the last time, there's no[]where something always ends up as a wedge between you two. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I have faced a lot of obstacles, and I have, uh, overtaken them at my own pace, and uh, if anything pops up between me and Julie I'm willing to overtake them as well. Guy: It's just, I feel sorry for you man, you're always so close and something just makes it stop. I really wish you could find something [garbled]. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [stress sigh] Well, things have been working well between me and Julie. Guy #2: Well, from my personal experience, um, that always happens with internet relationships, like, long-distance relationships, they never really work out. But I [garbled]. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I appreciate that. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Hey Chris, can I ask you a question? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: It's kind of unrelated, I'm sorry, but um, I ordered up a new section on the Luv Shack, what's the story with the PokeBoy and the PokeGirl Magazine? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Um...Yeah, you guys, on the Luv Shack, I created this section, of uh, of the fan art images for guys and images for gals. Yeah, but, you know, fan art [] on the internet, you know, I would put the boys in the gals' section and the girls in the guys' section. Guy: You know, um, sorry. You don't mind drawing the guys? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Mmmmm... uh...Well there's, I'm still, I'm still in a bit of uh, I'm still having feelings, like, about that. I'm not comfortable with, like drawing them,...not drawing the Sonichus in that sense yet... Guy: But you realize, you know you need a male for, you know, hanky-panky, right Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, well, still, while I did draw, but I did draw Sonichu previously in that sense, I never would draw an uncensored...dick. Guys: [garbled] Guy #2:Are you willing to accept fan-art submissions for it? Like,[] after that? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Well, for the fan-art section, for our gals, are you gonna put, like, all male ones, or are you gonna use [garbled]? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Um, I'm sorry, could you repeat that? All male ones or all female ones? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Are you only talking about like, the nude ones, or just all, like the one I drew, for instance? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Mm. Yeah, I guess I could mix up and do both. I mean, it's not like they have to, would have to be...nude. Uh... Yeah, well, I try to promote straightness. Guy: So you could have it both. Guy #2: I don't think there's a problem. I mean, doesn't he promote straightness? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [in medias res]...section for the gals that has mostly guy images, and the section for the guys would have mostly girl images. Guy: Wait a second, mostly? Yeah, and wait a second, mostly? Mostly? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, if you could, uh, I would say mostly, because you know, I, between the two of them, I would like, uh, have, like, you know, if there was a guy and a guy [sic], uh, the Sonichu and the Rosechu doing it, then I would put that between both. Guy: Chris, what are you going to do about guys clicking on the guys section? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Wait, wait, wait. Uh, I'm sorry, could you repeat that? Guy: What about visitors who are guys who click on the guys section? Are you going to do something about that, like, put some sort of, one of your tests? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, I think you mean to say guys who click on the gals section. Guy: No! Guy #2 He said, guys who click on the guys section. Guy: People do that. [Chris's dialogue cannot be heard] No, I don't mean confusing, I mean people intentionally doing that. Guy #3: No, he's talking about faggots. Guy: Exactly. Guy #4: That is a very hurtful word and I would ask that you not use it. Guy: Gay people then. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, you guys, I have never used that word. You'll never hear me use that word. Guy #3: I didn't mean to use that word either, I'm sorry. Everybody's talking for me. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. But like, you know, I hear it, and it's like you know I can take it with a grain of salt. Guy #2: [] who does click on that section and they're not straight. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: So you're asking me, if a homo clicks on the guys' section and then finds out that it's uh, mostly female images. Guys and Julie: [talking over each other trying to correct Chris's misunderstanding] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Eh, well, because I can't have the cat, I am unable to sort, sort that out, uh... Guy: You could put like a test or something, like they have to, I don't know. Never mind. Guy #2: You could put a, "Are you a guy, yes or no?" <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [stress sigh] Guy #3: I don't think it's that big of a deal. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna stress over it. If they wanna click on the gals, if the guys wanna click on the gals' section, and look at the guys in there, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna stress about it. Guy #2: But I thought you were going to promote straightness. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah exactly. Guy #2: Why do you need to promote straightness, when you don't have a []in the first place. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hm. Guy #2: I mean, people are usually born, you know, with a certain preference. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I I I, I have heard that. I have heard of that. I have heard of that. Yeah, if you remember, remember that American Dad episode where Stannis [?] goes to the RNC, but then he's like one of the gay guys. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I've seen that episode, and uh, didn't much particularly care much for that detail in that sense. Guy #2: Yeah, but, in the end, it's almost teaching people that people are born gay, they don't just turn gay. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [stress sigh] Guy #2: Chris, listen to me for a second. What we're trying to do point out is that your dislike for gay people is almost like people disliking you for being autistic. It's uh, you were born autistic, right? It's not something that you can help. When somebody is born gay it's not something they can help. It's outside of their control. So any form of, you know, uh, disregard for them as a person is really, it's really unfair, man. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmmm... Guy #3: Chris wasn't born autistic. He became autistic when the babysitter put him in the closet. He told us about it before. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, I was, I was born autistic, but the babysitter who locked me used that room to bring it out. Guy: I can understand that that might have been a traumatic experience that aggravated the condition maybe, but you still have to accept that that condition was inherent in your makeup from the beginning, right? It was an inherent factor. Guy #2: We don't want you to hurt people the way that people have hurt you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, but, but, yeah but, also let me point out that I have taken the tests in my lifetime that prove whether I was autistic or not. And they've showed positive for autism. I mean, between taking a test in my young life, and during my teenage years, and in my... Guy: High-functioning labels aren't used anymore. Guy #2: If you only had high-functioning autism, and we [audio garbled] Guy #3: ...it's united like ADHD, it's uh, <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ADHD is uh, is different from autism. That's uh... Guy #3: Not really, I mean, I had, uh, problems in school, so I had, you know, developmental difficulty, I had trouble focusing, and I had uh, trouble, you know, getting along with others. [people talk over each other] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Stop. I have a question. The, uh, you said it was ADH...C? Guy #3: D! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: OK, so I know it's, uh, Attention Deficit and Disorder but [Guys: "Hyperactive."] Oh, hyperactive. OK. I just wanted to know, I just wanted to know what the H stood for. [garbled] Guy #3: I also don't like to be defined by my, uh, my, my disability. It's, I don't really see it as a disability because I, it doesn't factor that much into my life, you know. I don't blame myself, I don't blame things on it, I, I just try and improve myself as I go along. You know, like uh, you know, like if I can't pay attention then I'll work harder on paying attention, and eventually I'll get to a point where I can pay attention. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Chris is distracted by something.] Excuse me. Guy: It's just another hurdle to jump over. Guy: Wait, model's here [?]. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright. Oh shoot. Hang on, I'll be right back. I'll go ahead and do one thing about it, um,[] my glasses broke. I'll be right back. Hello? [He seems to be talking on the phone. Nothing consequential happens for two minutes]

Recycling (42:20 - 44:18)
<font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Returning after being away for a while] Hmmm. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Welcome back. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yep. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: What was that about, Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yep. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: What was that all about, Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I just had to- My Mom asked me to uh, go take her clothes out of the washing machine and put them in the dryer. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: [something] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay, yeah. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Uh, Chris, I have a question, actually. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I have this friend... I think he- It's a different friend, I think he might be gay. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Wow. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: He uh... After he's done masturbating he drinks his own semen, is that gay? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhhhhh, no. I don't think s- I don't think so, because, uh... I've done that, it's called "recycling" it. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Guys- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Wait, let him answer. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, it's basically recycling, it's like uh, he doesn't necessarily have to lost it... Because you know, you think of it waste if you- If you banged it out... And then you uh, and then you put- It's like you flush it down the commode or leave it in the uh, condom and put it in the garbage can. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: But isn't it burned up by stomach acid? <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Yeah, it- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, yeah- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but... STILL. Still, it's good for the new sperm cells. And plus there's also- Plus I've learned on the Internet that there's... There's vitamins in the- In the sperm cells, as well. So like, it's like basically you're helping yourself when you do that. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: That's interesting. I hear that the- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Although- Although personally I've kind of gotten sick of, uh... Swallowing my own. So like, you know... So, lately I've just been disposing of them. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Umm- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I mean it just depends on your own individual tastes. Uh, yes, Julie?

First Dibs on the Threesome Act (44:18 - 53:20)
<font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Well I heard somebody say "Hi Chris", it sounded like a female, who was it? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. <font color="#CD5555">Emily: Oh, that was me... My name's Emily. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. Hi, Emily. <font color="#CD5555">Emily: I really like your comics. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Thank you. (Pause) Thank you very much. <font color="#CD5555">Emily: I don't understand why you're still single, honestly. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Tell me about it. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: But, Chris, you're- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh right, but I am in love with, uh, Julie... right there, who just spoke just now. But... <font color="#CD5555">Emily: Oh, she sounds like she's really pretty. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hey, take that as a compliment Julie. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Thank you. <font color="#CD5555">Emily: Maybe we can have a threesome. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (shocked/happy) Oh wow! <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: But- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, go ahead, Julie. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: well, Chris has stated before that he does not want a threesome with two men. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well I will- Actually, Julie, I gave it some thought. And I am willing to do that for you. If you wanna do it with another- If you wanna do a threesome with uh, two guys... As long as, uh, I'm one of them... Uh, I'm okay with that. I've come to accept it. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Alright, I guess... I'll accept a threesome with two women. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well- You hear that, Emily? After Julie and I have done it a few times we can invite you. <font color="#CD5555">Emily: That'd be really cool! I mean we can go shopping at a sex store beforehand. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: You said with two guys? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh... yeah. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Isn't that gay? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhhhhmmm... <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Not if balls aren't touching. They say it's not gay if all balls are not touching. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah I'm- <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Ball separation is key, guys. Ball separation is key. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. Uh, you hear- You hear that, Julie? That's uh... an official for us in that sense. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris, wouldn't you like to be- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Well you know what I say- (Talking over each other) <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hang on. Julie, say that again please? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Well, when we do have a threesome with two women, what would you like me and Miss Emily to do? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Takes a deep breath, excited) Wow. I guess I'll put it out in the open, because I thought I'd told you before, Julie, but um... You know I- <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: [something] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay, well, you know like how, uh, lesbians do like a scissor thing? Uh, yeah- <font color="#000000">Guy 2: You mean like "tribbing". <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, what was that? <font color="#000000">Guy 2: You mean tribbing. Yeah, that's the actual term. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay, well... While two girls are tribbing, I put my dick between the two... Just- Between the two pussies. (Awkward pause) <font color="#CD5555">Emily: I think that would be really hot. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Seems kind of uncomfortable. <font color="#CD5555">Emily: It's actually not, I've done it before. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Ooooh! <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Um, Chris, it's me, it's Sarah May. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hi, Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I thought you were waiting for me and Julie to have a threesome. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I thought it was gonna be special. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. Well- <font color="#CD5555">Emily: There can be four now! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Heh... Or, uh, you know- Or Sarah, since, you know, I asked you first, we'll let you... We'll let you come over before Emily. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But... I wanted it to be special, y'know, but... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It- It can be special, Sarah. It can be. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Okay... I'm really upset right now, I feel like you don't care about me. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah, I do care about you. I'm sorry I upset you. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: ...Thank you, Chris. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: But- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: So how many men would you do it with? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh... I'd... I think, uh... Yeah I think, uh, two women is my limit. So like, you know... Just have to do it one at a time, but Sarah calls first dibs on the threesome act. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I don't really want this to be like a "First come, first served" type of thing, though. I want to know that you actually have feelings for me and Julie. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well... I do have strong feelings for Julie more, but I have... strong enough feelings for you too, Sarah. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Are you into Polygamy? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sorry, what? <font color="#000000">Guy: Uh... Polygamy, it's like having more than one partner. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, I think you're talking about be married to more than one women. No, no... <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Hey, so Chris, so we're obviously, uh- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I mean Polyamory. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Yeah, Polyamory. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Polyamory. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah well anyway that- Anyway, that refers to married to more than one women, being married. Not, uh, getting with- Not getting- Not, uh, not having sex, basically. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Wait, doesn't this go back to the whole "sex before marriage" part- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, NO-NO-NO-No-No, let's not got into that now, let's not get into that again. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I mean like... Having multiple partners. Like, in multiple relationships. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Wait, didn't you say that as long as you truly love the person you can have sex before marriage, but do you truly- Are you saying you truly love all these girls that you just met? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmm. Uh. Uhhhhhh... Right. <font color="#000000">Guy 4: Oh, hey! Hey, Chris. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Let him talk. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhm... Tryin'... Mm. Hmmm. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Chris, why are you taking- [someone else talks over her] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm trying, I'm thinking! <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: -taking a long time. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I dunno... Mmm. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I just wanna know that you love me. Do you? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah May, I love you at least as a friend. And, uh... And I love Julie, as my girlfriend... And, uh, you know, if Julie hadn't, uh, hadn't uh- No, no, I'm sorry, I take that- beginning of that statement back, um... But anyway, um... I do love you very much- <font color="#000000">Guy: So you love Sarah as a friend? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, I'm saying I love Julie as a friend AND as a girlfriend, but I love Sarah May as a friend. And I would love for her to... take part with me and Julie in a threesome in the future. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: You'll have sex with your friends, though? That's kinda wrong. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, that's not- NO NO NO NO NO, that's not necessarily wrong, because if you want the relationship... to uh, go well, you should start off by being friends. <font color="#000000">Guy: Chris, usually that stuff just leads to like, awkwardness, I mean obviously you're kind of... prone to that, it's not because of you, it just happens because let's face it, you haven't had the best luck here, it's not your fault, you're a great guy, it just happened, but let's face it, you need all the help you can get. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I- I- I appreciate your help. I appreciate your help. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I personally think that you should just stick to one woman. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, but, you know, sometimes, in a... relationship, that's... That's one way the couple can, uh, spice it up, make it more exciting, to re-ignite the spark. You know- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: So uh, what if you do that and you get both women pregnant? <font color="#000000">Guy 2: But you, I thought you- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Wait, let him talk. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Pause) Uh... <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Because that's happened before, I- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I would- I would be- I would wear a condom. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: What if it breaks? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: [something] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Mildly shocked) Did you just say that this turns you on, Julie? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: No, condoms kinda turn me off. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Also, Chris, both of my younger cousins were both born, not only from condoms but [something] I think you'll have to take that into consideration, it- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well- Hey- Well, still- Better off at least... the- At least having the protection. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I know but I'm just saying like, you wanna have a baby be born like- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: And plus- And plus, if the first one breaks, I can always change- I can always switch it for another one. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I'm just saying, threesomes are risky, I mean what if you... I mean, you don't wanna have two children born from different mothers. (Awkward pause) Okay, uh- <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Also, how would you- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Ah, we're over this, already, I'm talking about something else. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Alright, sorry buddy.

Stress (53:20 - 1:03:22)
<font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well anyway, I- Well anyway, final point, uh... Sarah, you called for- Sarah, I will let you, uh, be the first to, uh, join me and Julie in a threesome. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I appreciate that, but I... I just, you know I don't wanna be like, the first of MANY, I want it to be special. I kind of accept, but... Your [something] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, Sarah? <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: -it's perfectly okay to have sex with her. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Um... Yeah, you're right. I apologize. Sarah, it can be very special, and I am willing to make it as special as possible when it happens. (Long pause) Hang on a second, I got something else that I'm doing here. Mmm. (Typing) <font color="#000000">Guy: Well, what I've noticed is there's like different- Seems like Chris has an old case of Friends With Benefits. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: A- Wait, what? <font color="#000000">Guy: Friends With Benefits, it's like, you have your girlfriend, and um, Friends With Benefits is like you're friends with somebody but you can still have sex with them. I used to do that back in my earlier twenties, but... I wouldn't really reccoment it because it really gets complicated. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Yeah that's what I was talking about earlier you guys, it starts out as Fuck Buddies, and a- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Loud Stress Sigh) <font color="#000000">Guy 2: -high percentage only leads to things getting awkward and kinda tangled up, it just- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I hear you, I need to take my- This is just a lot for me- For my mind to take in right now. <font color="#000000">Guy: Oh, sorry, um... Also, I'm a cartoonist. I read your webcomic, it's pretty good and stuff. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Thank you. <font color="#000000">Guy: Uh- [Audio messed up for 20 seconds] -I was wondering like, how long does it take for you to draw a page? I can crank out a page, three to four pages per day. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmm. (Stressed) Well it depends on how I'm feeling and what my mood is. I mean, I- It's like I could probably do like, about, your amount, or better possibly, I'm not saying totally, or fully with confidence, but uh... But you know, it just- it depends on how I'm feeling. It's like you know, when some- I have lot of things that get me down. And... And get me emotionally down. And uh, I have things that get me emotionally up and, feeling like a yo-yo, it just uh... gives me a dizzy feeling, it's like... I don't know. Just makes me feel uncomfortable and it's like, uh... Doesn't really get me into drawing that much there. <font color="#000000">Guy: Uh... But see, the thing is, I've heard about your personal life and stuff. I heard that you're um, unemployed... ''[Audio is messed from 56:57 - 1:00:57. Eventually this one guy's voice can be heard. Apparently they're debating the pronunciation of "CWC".] <font color="#000000">Cwuck Guy: Actually, without vowels it's more of a "cwuck". [Chris talks] "Cwuh-UH-Ck." [Chris talks] No, no, Chris. A "C" makes a "Cuh" sound, and the "W" makes a "Wuh" sound, so it's "Cwuck". [somebody else says something] I didn't say "Quack", I said "Cwuck." I'm just trying to pronounce the three consonants. [somebody says something] I haven't pronounced it any different, I'm saying "Cwuck". "Cuh-Wuh-Ck." [Chris and others talk for a few seconds] You know what, you know what Chris it might actually be a good idea to put an explanation into the comics for people who aren't in this chat. [Audio finally returns to normal at 1:03:22] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: -four eyes.

Impressions (1:03:22 - 1:09:27)
[Various people talk over each other, apparently they were talking about Punchy Sonichu] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright well, excuse me, I misunderstood that. Well anyway, it's just a characteristic about Punchy. <font color="#000000">Guy: Chris, I'm sure [something about China, the country] <font color="#000000">Guy: I'm just easily offended by things I see, and uh... You know, stereotypical- Like, last night we were reading it and some of us- Who was doing the voice of Punchy? I think it might be nice to have Chris listen. [Says whatever the dude's name is], was that you? <font color="#000000">Voice Actor: Yeah, I was doing it. <font color="#000000">Guy: Hey, could you show Chris your Punchy voice? <font color="#000000">Voice Actor: Okay, give me a line for Punchy to say. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Umm... <font color="#000000">Guy 2: "If I see that pickle one more tiiime!" <font color="#000000">Guy 3: "Wax on, wax off." <font color="#000000">Voice Actor: (Punchy voice) "Wax on, wax off." <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That's it? <font color="#000000">Voice Actor: (Punchy voice) "[Something] and all my Sonichu Friends!" <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmm... <font color="#000000">Guy: That's bad, that's racist, man. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: In the comic it says he's a martial artist, like... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright, well, for the record, that's not what Punchy would sound like. But, you know, for a reference, Punchy would definitely sound more like... The guy who actually did the voice of Knuckles in the animation. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Oh, okay... <font color="#000000">Guy 2: So he's basically just Knuckles. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Yeah. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No- No no no no, not bas- He's not basically Knuckles, I'm just saying that his voice would SOUND like knuckles. [Everybody talks over each other] <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Well, he's got the same eyes as Knuckles, he's got the... like, the knuckle-duster things. And, y'know, he's being voiced by the same person as Knuckles- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: NO, not necessarily the same PERSON. Not necessarily the same person, but... Sounding similar. But not exactly- <font color="#000000">Guy: So essentially somebody doing the Knuckles voice. Some guy, who isn't the voice actor for Knuckles, doing the exact same voice for Punchy. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: [says something about someone named YouTubeLover] <font color="#000000">Guy: YouTubeLover asked, what was Rosechu's favorite food? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmmm... Italian. <font color="#000000">Awesome Guy: Pickles. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: NO. Kick that guy out. <font color="#000000">Meatwad: Who do I kick? I did not see who it was who spoke. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Oh, it would appear we have the voice of Meatwad here. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: No, you do not. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Okay... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That's funny. Just sounded like Meatwad there. <font color="#000000">Guy: Yeah, sorry. [says something about doing voices]. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I- I can do- I can do it a little bit better. Listen- <font color="#000000">Meatwad: "Go out and zap it to the extreme!!" <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ''[Does Meatwad impression. I have no idea what he says.]'' <font color="#000000">Guy: Um, I'd say his was better, Chris. <font color="#000000">Meatwad: Yeah! [Says something else, his impression is as hard to understand as Chris's] <font color="#000000">Guy 2: I think Chris's is better. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Nah, I like his. <font color="#000000">Voice Actor: I can do a pretty good Carl. <font color="#000000">Guy: Oh, come on, let's go. <font color="#000000">Voice Actor: [Does awesome Carl impression] "Hey, come back ovah here! You haven't even messed up my house yet!" [says something else as Carl but people laugh over it] <font color="#000000">Guy: Hey, has anybody seen Metalocalypse? <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Yeah, I have. [Several people do impressions of Metalocalypse characters and talk over each other] <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Guys, guys, shut up. Let Chris do it. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: You want me to do Carl? <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Sorry, I had to mute everybody to give you a chance to talk. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay, so you want me to do Carl. Just for the record, you want me to do Carl. <font color="#000000">Guy: Yeah. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright, let me see, um... (Does his "Carl impression") "Gonna get it on tonight! We're gonna have ourselves a big ol' piece a meat there! Hey, Cup. Your- Your ass is cashing me. You're cashing a check. You're writing up a check that your cash- That your ass can't cash." <font color="#000000">Guy: Heh heh heh. That was pretty good! <font color="#CD5555">Emily: That was really good. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Still as "Carl") "We gonna get it on tonight! Getting it on tonight!" <font color="#000000">Guy: It's like I'm watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Chris, can you do any of the voices from Metalocalypse? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Pause) Uh... ''[Someone does an impression of Nathan Explosion. Hard to tell if it's Chris or not.]'' <font color="#000000">Guy: Uh, I think that was pretty lame, I know what the voice sounds like, and no. That's just not it. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Chris, can you do Dr. Rockzo? <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Yeah, can you do Dr. Rockzo? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: "I AM DR. ROCKZO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN! I DO COCAINE!!!" <font color="#000000">Dr. Rockzo: Y-y-y-y-YEAH! <font color="#000000">Guy: Nice. <font color="#000000">Dr. Rockzo: Yeaaah!!

Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)
<font color="#000000">Guy: So, um, Chris. I'd like to have a friendly challenge with you. Seeing as how we're both artists and we're pretty much, um... We're pretty much both, um... artists. I'd like to- You know how you say you do a page a day? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhhh, yeah? <font color="#000000">Guy: Alright, well, I'd like to do a week challenge. Starting on Monday, you know- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Monday next week. <font color="#000000">Guy: Yeah, starting Monday next week, we will each challege to draw one page of whatever comic you wish, like you can do Sonichu, and we have to do something entirely new per week, from Monday until that Sunday, so it'll be seven days, seven page comic per day. I was wondering if you wanna do that challenge with me? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright, that sounds... That sounds cool. <font color="#000000">Guy: Okay. Also, um... Let me re-post something. I did a portrait of my girlfriend, if you wanna see. Hold on. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright, I'll take a look. I mean, uh... I would relate. <font color="#000000">Guy: Alright, it should be to your left. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah I see it. Let me just copy and paste that. <font color="#000000">Guy: Okay. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: To my web browser. <font color="#000000">Guy: I'm going to draw a small seven-page comic featuring Mr. Skittles. Also, to be fair, it doesn't have to be colored, it can be black and white, if you wish, because it just some people take their time with their work, but... It's just seven pages of new material a week. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright. Hey, that's a good drawing, by the way, of your girlfriend. <font color="#000000">Guy: Thank you. Took me about five hours to work on. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay. Hey, is she actually blowing through a bubble wand, 'cause it's kinda hard to see the handle. <font color="#000000">Guy: Oh yeah, she's blowing through a bubble wand, she loves to blow bubbles. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh, that's sweet. Hey Julie, you should take a look at this. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Hmm? Oh, that's pretty good. <font color="#000000">Guy: Chris, next time you come to Mumble, I'll try and show you a sketch of Mr. Skittles next time. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay. You know you could upload your images onto this image hosting site I know, hang on I got it bookmarked, um... <font color="#000000">Guy: Okay. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh... Oh yeah, DeviantArt. <font color="#000000">Guy: Oh, okay. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, you can upload there. <font color="#000000">Laugher: Ha ha ha ha ha. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: ...That was a great laugh, can you do that again? (Pause) Yeah, I thought not. <font color="#000000">Guy: Hey, Chris, what do you think about more contemporary- Well, not exactly comtemporary, but uh, some of the more famous graphic novels from The West, we're talking stuff by Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman, like uh, you heard of any of that? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, I never heard of those. <font color="#000000">Guy: The Watchmen? You know, the most celebrated graphic novel of all time... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I- Hey. I have heard of Watchmen. As a matter of fact, I know of the uh... They got season 1 of the uh, the web- Of the uh, animated comic of that on the PlayStation Network. So I have heard of Watchmen. I thought- I wasn't sure- Is there actually a character who looks like Batman in that series? <font color="#000000">Guy: Uh, you're thinking of Nite Owl, and um... The whole thing is that Watchmen is supposed to be a spoof of the Golden Age comics, and Nite Owl is supposed to be a spoof of the techno genius archetype of superhero who uses his wealth and technology. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh, so he is like Batman, and such. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: It's like a parody. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Yeah. My personal favorite's always been Rorschach. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I don't know, I haven't seen Watchmen yet. <font color="#000000">Guy: Well, it was originally a graphic novel. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, seen, or uh... have it, yet. <font color="#000000">Guy: And I doubt the movie's going to be very good, they usually screw up the movies, and seeing as how the guy who directed 300 is doing it, I think it's just gonna be a overdone pile of garbage. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Alright sorry, I had to let my dog out, he was scratching in the dark. Um, the thing is that Zack Snyder he's good at certain types of movies, and I'm not sure that Watchmen is really his- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well. I'm not saying that I'm necessarily gonna be watching the movie... But, you know, because I hear good talk, I may consider downloading a... episode or two of the Watchmen animated comic. On the PlayStation Network. [something about how it's not animated and it's going to be on DVD soon] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. <font color="#000000">Guy: Hey Chris. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#000000">Guy: I actually wanted to ask you a question, uh... Since we're talking about comic books and graphic novels and everything, do you read any comic books, do you have a favorite comic book at all? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, Sonic the Hedgehog series. From Archie Comics, I have the premiere issue zero, that where I based the uh, number zero comic book, based on the number there. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Oh my god, me too, I have issue number zero too! <font color="#000000">Guy: Actually, Chris, I have another question from, um, a fan. How often do you eat at McDonald's? Uh, when do you go there? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week. <font color="#000000">Guy: Any specific times? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, not specifically, it just depends on how I feel. <font color="#000000">Guy: Right. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: What about the Happy Meal, do you still get those? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh... No. I used to, but I don't nowadays. <font color="#000000">Guy: What about the toys, I mean you can still buy the toys separately from the Happy Meals. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah... But I don't need necessarily now to collect the toys... But it's not like I, uh- It's been a long time since I actually bought a toy by itself from McDonald's or Burger King. (Pause) Yeah, so like I said, that's uh... I haven't done that in a long time. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Oh... Are most of the toys in your room from past... like, you collected? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh... Yeah, most of which. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: So you don't buy toys, like, recently? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well I mean I buy like- I bought, like... Transformer toys, recently. <font color="#000000">Guy: I have another question from a fan, uh... YouTubeLover was saying, you have so many toys, so when do you play with them? Or, do you play with them? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I play with them sometimes. You know just to at least, change them from robot, to vehicle, to robot and back, and back. Hm... It's kinda like, uh, one way to, uh, put my mind off something else, or relieve stress events, it just- (Suddenly getting defensive about it) I don't care- I don't care, it's like, you know, people are young at heart, and I consider myself young at heart, so there. <font color="#000000">Guy: Oh, well that's okay, I mean I built my Gundamn models and stuff, so it's cool, man. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Which grade do you build? <font color="#000000">Guy: What? <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Which grade do you build? <font color="#000000">Guy: Oh, I have all the grades, I have like everything. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: I only do like... first grade- <font color="#000000">Guy: Anyway, let Chris talk. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No that's okay, you all continue, 'cause I don't have anything to contribute to the conversation. <font color="#000000">Guy: Well Chris, we want to hear stuff straight from you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I mean, I... don't particularly have any Gundam models myself. So, I wouldn't- So, I can't really say. Myself. <font color="#000000">Guy: But still, you do have toys, right, I'm just saying that's cool. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I mean, it's alright, I don't mind other conversations besides from ones around me. I mean let's all talk- <font color="#000000">Guy: Yeah but you're here and essentially... You don't really come here much.

Duck Tales (1:17:43 - 1:28:30)
<font color="#CD5555">Emily: Hey, Chris, I have another question for you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah? <font color="#CD5555">Emily: Would you ever get your... duck pierced, if your sweetheart thought it would be really hot and it would improve your sex life? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhhhhhh... I'm sorry could you repeat that question again, my "duck pier"? <font color="#CD5555">Emily: Your duck pierced, you know, your... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ohh! Oh, right, oh. I would never have- I do not have a piercing- <font color="#000000">Guy: Prince Albert. <font color="#CD5555">Emily: No but would you do it, because, I mean- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No. <font color="#CD5555">Emily: It can increase the pleasure. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, uh... Even that considering, I still would not get any piercings. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Yo, what's a "duck"? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It's an- It's a- It stand- It's like, replacing the "I" with a "U" in the word "dick". <font color="#000000">Guy 2: So it's a euphemism. (Pause) <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It's just another word I made up, another word for dick, but without saying "dick". It's- <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Do you know what a euphemism is? <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Okay, it's called a euphemism. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: "Euphemism"... <font color="#000000">Guy: It's basically another word for saying a nicer word for something that- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I understand, I understand. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#000000">Guy: And you spell it Y-O-O-P-H-I-M-E-S-M. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah- Uh, excuse me, I'll be right back. [Silence for a few seconds] <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Seriously guys, we- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (In the background) Kittyyyyy... (More silence) No kitty! Outta the kitchen. Shoo! Shoo-shoo! (More silence for a while, some rustling and breathing heard) <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Are you okay? [More silence] <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Hey Chris, I have a question here from a fan. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Wait for him to get back first. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Oh, I thought he was back. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: He's feeding the kitty. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: I like cats, they're very cute. [Some more talking about cats] <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Okay, quiet. ''[Sound of water running or something, more rustling. A long period of silence. More water running. Chris can be heard talking to the cats a few times.]'' <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris? Hello? (Chris sighs in the background) Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, hang on, I'll just put my headphones back on. Yeah, I'm back. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Hey Chris, can I ask you something? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes, Julie. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Um... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It's okay, what is it? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: It's about... You know, uh... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, is it sexual? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Kind of. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It's okay. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: It's about... Down there. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, what? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: It's about down there, your... duck? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh, it's okay. I don't mind talking about it, what is it? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Is it really... Naturally bent, I- I know it [something] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Is it actually what? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Tell me about why your duck is bent, please. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. Oh, bent. Yeah. I- I did- It's... It's- It's natural, it's natural, toward- Toward the end, it has a downward bend. It's downward. Uh, it- <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris, I'm a doctor. I've never heard in my life anything like that. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: You're a doctor? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I want to be one and I'm studying up on it, remember? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. Hmm... Actually I don't remember you telling me that, so that's news to me. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: It was like one of the first things I sent you. How do you not remember? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Julie, I forgot that one, but yeah- That's right, yeah, you did tell me about that. Sorry about that. Well anyway, you are studying to be a doctor. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Yes, and never in my life have I heard that it... Chris, was it- Was it a penis pump? It's okay if it was, I just want you to tell me the truth. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh... Well, actually, um... Well, I don't- Okay, I don't know why it's bent downward, I just assumed it was natural. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: You must have done something, come on. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well... Maybe because I've been wearing briefs- I've been wearing briefs all my life, and that could've, uh, forced it to be bent downward when it gets... stiff. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: But, Chris- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I dunno! I don't but- I don't know- <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris, have you ever used a penis pump? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: A- a- a pump? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Yes. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh... Yes, I have. (Pause) Well, but- but my- My penis was already bent downward BEFORE I used the pump. It was already bent downward. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: What about the Viagra? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I never took Viagra. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: You told me you did, didn't you? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, I took- For the record, I did not take Viagra, I took Extenze. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Oh right, right. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: And my- My... dick was bent downward before I took that as well. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Oh. Can I ask you a question about that? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, sure. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Did you take Extenze and use a penis pump so you could try and impress women, maybe? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, did you say if I could- Are you asking me if I could do that? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: No, why did you use the pump and the Extenze? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh, I did not do it the same time, for your- for your information. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I know but why would you use them at all? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, I felt like my dick could be longer. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: (Pause) Oh, alright. I'm just asking, I'm sorry. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It's okay. <font color="#000000">Guy: Yeah, those don't actually work, they can actually cause damage to your penis. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: What, the pump? <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Yes. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Yes, and also most women do not care about like... <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Hold on. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, for the record, mine does grow up to a maxium of seven inches. [People talking over each other, somebody asks about measuring] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hm... Well- <font color="#000000">Guy: You could use a tape measure. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I used a- I used a ruler. You know I- <font color="#000000">Guy: Oh. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I based it against the uh, bent part. Make it straight. So, it does go a maxium of seven inches in length. <font color="#000000">Guy: Yeah my dad was a doctor, he always told me to stay away from those things. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well anyway, you know, that measurement was- That measurement was made AFTER the, uh... Extenze. (Pause) You know, before and after- Before it was like five to six inches.

Dating Education (1:28:30- 1:38:48)
<font color="#000000">Guy 1: Okay, um... (Awkward silence) <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Hey Chris, I was wondering, where did you get the idea for Dating Education? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: The idea for Dating Education... Okay, basically in High School we have Sexual Education, and it's like, well it's fine for... when you get that far in the dating situation, but how to we get to the first date, period. That's the idea- <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Uh, excuse me Chris, but I think the whole point of Sex Ed is more out of, um... cautioninary, you know, telling the kids to take caution and- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I- <font color="#000000">Guy 3: -it's not exactly an instructor, it's more or less just telling them- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, yeah, I- I understand that. And, uh... I understand that, I took a Sex Ed class when I was in High School, so I unders- I do have a great understanding of that. I'm just saying, how do we... get to the first date, period, that's why, Dating Education, I feel is required. It's- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Well most people- The thing is, most people can handle their own pre-date blindness, I think it's just your Autism kind of prevents you from- <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Plus, you- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Hold on, let me talk. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Look, let me just, look, well one thing. This guy is blaming my Autism. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: No, no, no, look, I'm studying psychology, I know this stuff. Um, it makes it hard for you to interpret social cues, so... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes, exactly, Dating Education is for people like that. Could be for people like that to- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: You could actually go to therapy, and they can teach you this stuff. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, they should teach it- They should teach it like in uh... In the High Schools- <font color="#000000">Guy 2: That seems kinda like it would be a waste of school funds. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, not necessarily! <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I'm just saying for normal- Normally for people, dating comes easily for them. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah well there are- There's- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Wait, wait, don't talk over him. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: There are a lot of people who still are very shy to even approach... women, and there are even shy people who are afraid to approach men. I- <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Well, I think that has to do more with personal shyness, I mean you have to get over that eventually. That is very- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, but still, Dating Education classes will- Will allow... Would teach, uh... The uh, shy people, uh... Good things to say and do. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Well, they already have Psycho Therapy. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: And also- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Psycho Therapy. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It has nothing to do with therapy. It's like... You teach them to- <font color="#000000">Guy 3: How isn't it like therapy? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: You teach- Therapy is like, only one person, in one room, you- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: No, they have group therapy too. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: Yeah, I took group therapy for my depression, and it helped me. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: I have something called Social Anxiety Disorder, I was really shy, I couldn't talk to anyone, so I went to group therapy, and I learned all about dates and stuff. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Hold up, uh, Chris- I don't know if you're reading the left or not, but YouTubeLover is actually saying that shy people aren't retarded, [something] YouTubeLover is saying. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ummm... For the record, I'm not- I'm not slow in the mind. And also, The R-Word is offensive to me. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: I'm sorry, that's just what YouTubeLover said. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: "The R-Word"? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: "Retarded". <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Oh. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It questions the mental capabilities. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Chris, this is not what I'm talking about at all, you're just taking what I'm saying and trying to completely derail it. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: I know what you're talking about. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Maybe you need a class on how to get friends. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: See, what I'm saying is this is all, um... Making friends and stuff, this is all... It's not really stuff you can teach, it's just... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, but... Dating Education class would teach you, like, would recommend... suggest things you could say and do. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: But it isn't really a proven method, Chris. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Chris, let me- Here's the situation, you remember when you were in the PokeLeague? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, yeah. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Yes. Did you have friends there? I mean, that's what friends are, friends are people that you can relate to, they are... people that share- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I had- I had acquaintances- I had... friends AND acquaintances. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Well, it- I mean, you like to put things into categories and, y'know, you'd consider people that have a similar interest in things with you as friends, because you know, you talk to them about things, and you share ideas. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: I mean, we're all just trying to help you, Chris. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Right. <font color="#000000">Guy 1: What I'm trying to say is, dating basically comes down to social skills. You can't teach social skills as something that- You can get therapy for it, I mean it's not really something you can teach. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It can be taught though. <font color="#000000">Guy 2: No it can't. <font color="#000000">Guy 4: There are like, dating coaches, Chris, have you ever thought of seeing a dating coach or someone like that? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I- <font color="#000000">Guy: Those are baloney. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. Sounds like baloney. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: ..You know, you kind of- <font color="#000000">Guy 1: Well anyway, what I was saying, is... forget it now. <font color="#000000">Guy 3: Well, as I was saying, you... You don't really learn, you kind of, you know... Get to know somebody, um... It usually starts on how they... It usually starts with similar interests- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright, hang on, hang on. Stop for a moment. Hey. YouTubeLover, I've played video games, my mind gets- I have developed quick-minded skills from that, so therefore... I can make- I can make decisions on the fly like THAT. (Pause) Yeah but still, that still proves that I'm not slow. 'Cause I can make decisions- [Audio is messed up for a while, Chris is still talking about how he's not slow and has many friends] <font color="#000000">Guy: It sounds like you're getting "acquaintances" and "friends" messed up, the people at Church are acquaintances, and kind of have to be with you, friends are the people that would ask, after Church, "Hey, let's go get something to eat" or "Hey, did you hear about this movie coming out?" and then you go see a movie with them. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay, I'm getting tired of answering questions right now, but... ''[Audio still messed up. Chris and the others keep talking back and forth for a while. Sarah May returns and they start talking, eventually the audio goes back to normal]''

Chris shatters Sarah May's heart (1:38:48 - 1:56:55)
<font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah, you are my friend. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I don't know, because it doesn't always feel like that, you know? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmmm... I get- I get under stress sometimes, it's hard for me to... think... about every single detail. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I sensing that, like, you just wanna use me for sex, you- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want- I- I am your friend, and I wish to... Sarah, you are my friend. And I love you as such. Okay? <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I guess, I... kind of feel like crying... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No you don't have- Don't cry. Don't cry. I'm sorry. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I'm just a little upset that [something] then we'd have a threesome and like- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. Oh, oh, oh, that. Yeah. Hmmm... Yeah. I'm sorry about that. It- Uh... My mind was- was in one- was... Uh... Had my mind in another location, and uh, just... didn't want me to think, past... clearly. I'm sorry. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You mean like, in a sexual place, you know, like thinking about that? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Actually, Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No I- No no no, not in a sexual place, no. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Okay... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I was like, uh... Hm, uh... some- yeah. Hm. Anyway, I'm sorry, Sarah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Um, Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes, Julie? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Because of my, uh, recent religious studies, I don't really think... Chris, I don't really want you to have sex with another woman. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, I'd be having the sex with you FIRST. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: No, that's... That's not what I mean, it's more the... I don't want you to have sex with another woman. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Sigh) Well that's like, you're- you're- you're, uh... Now you're saying it's like, uh... Another- <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: And I'm not gonna have sex with other men either, so... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: But, you know, Julie I was- <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: The Bible states that sex should only be after marriage and with one person, your soulmate. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, well... Yes. Julie. But, you know, from what I was taught in my Methodist Church, sex before marriage IS okay. As long as we love each other. Very much, Julie. And I love you. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris, I do truly love you, but... It's love, and it's something you should just share with me, you know. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, that's right, I will be shining for you first, for a whole bunch- For a whole bunch of number of times, and than if we want- and then if we- Then- If and when we feel ready, with Sarah, who is our, uh... Who is our friend. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: It's God's will that you went to a Methodist Church. Which is the same is mine. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Wait a minute, I thought you said that you didn't go to Church. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: No I mean, I went to a Methodist Church and it's the same as yours- No, I mean- What I'm trying to say is, what I'm TRYING to say is that I don't want you having sex with other women. I'm just trying- Chris... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Julie. I understand. And I'll respect your wishes. I will keep myself- I will save myself sexually for you. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I'm sorry, I'm just nervous. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It's okay. It's okay, I understand. (Pause) I'm hugging you, Julie. Do you feel that? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Yes. You promise me you won't have sex with other women? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Un- Unless I had your consent, I promise I will not have sex with other women. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But... But, Chris, you promised. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well... Yeah, I promised, uh... You'd be the first- You would be in- You would be- You would be in our threesome, and uh... <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But... But Julie just said she didn't want you to... You know... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, she didn't want me to have... sex with other women, uh... Julie, uh, you wanna answer this question? Because I'm not sure I'm able to, myself. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Yes, I will answer it. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: So what's the question? <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Um, I was just wondering because... Chris promised me before that he would have a threesome with me, and now you don't him to, and... I'm really upset right now, is all. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Well yes, but you must understand where I'm coming from, I mean, I'm sure if you had a husband, you actually wouldn't want him having sex with other men. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Well, I- I understand, because I'd want to keep my man to myself to, but it's just... He promised, I don't know what kind of person goes back on their promises. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I'm sorry, Sarah May, but this is my decision. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I understand, but... I just feel really... The promise you made to me was just really special and sacred, you know? I just want to know that we're good friends, you know? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I meant the promise as sacred between me and Sarah May, as friends, and such. And, uh, Julie, just to let you know, I would be- I would be okay- You would have my consent if you wanted to, uh, have sex with the other man, that's why I had given- That's why I gave it consideration, and uh... Feel that I'd be cool. With uh, you having, uh... With you and me having a with- With another- With the guy, with the second guy in there. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: The Bible is the Word of God. Not your Church. I love you. I love you with my heart, Chris, but please... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I understand, Julie. I understand. And I respect... you for that. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I think it's okay in the Bible if it's sex with someone you truly love. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. You're right- You are correct, Sarah. It is. Yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: It's the WORD OF GOD. Not your Church. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, but the Church enforces, uh... The rules in the Bible. A guidelines for like, how we should... live our lives. Recommendations. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: It's God's Will. And I think that it would be against God's Will if we decide to do it with another man or woman. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hmmm. I understand, yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Now please, Chris. Promise me that you won't have sex with another woman that's not me. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Julie, I promise, I will not have sex with another woman that's other than you. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But you promised me first! Doesn't that matter to you? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hm. Yes, Sarah, it does matter to me. And I'm sorry. I just- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I didn't realize that Julie would feel this way. I wish you- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Well- <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I'm sorry, Sarah May. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Doesn't it matter the way I feel? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It does matter, Sarah. I feel for you. I truly do. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I don't think you do, Chris! I doesn't feel like you do. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I do, cuz it- 'Cause right now, it might feel like, uh... You're being... You're being set- It might feel like you're possibly being set out- Set aside, like an outsider, but- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: It feels like that because that's what is happening, I mean there's no other word for it. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Wait a minute, Chris. Chris, when you talk about how you promised her first... Who else have you promised sex to? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ohhhhh... Uhhhh... <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Chris, a promise is a sacred thing, and I just don't understand why you would promise me and then break it, and then promise Julie, how does she know it's true? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Sigh) <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Because he truly loves me. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But I thought you loved me! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hm. Alright, I- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Chris, you- You can't have it both ways, you know. I don't understand why you- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah. Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Yes? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Don't be upset. I'm sorry, I made the uh, promise... with a- with an assumption that I was uncertain of on, uh, Julie's behalf. And Sarah, I love you and care about and respect you as a friend. And I'm sorry I made a promise I could not keep. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But, I don't know if I can trust you now. I mean, I was gonna go to Virginia and everything, and now it's... Now I don't think I should. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah, you are welcome to come and visit. But as I just have promised Julie... No sex. But we can still hang out together. Is that okay, Julie? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: What? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Just hanging out. Me and Sarah May. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Well that's alright. But if I catch word, Chris, that you did commit adultery with Sarah May I will be very upset. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I swear, I will not, uh... have sex with Sarah May. Sarah, you- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: (Crying) It's not fair, Chris! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: It's not fair, why would you do this to me?? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I didn't know back then!! I'm sorry. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I... I feel so broken right now. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I feel s- I feel sad about it too. That I- That, uh... I can't keep the promise. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. (Pause) I feel for you, I truly do, Sarah. As a friend, I feel for you. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: How could you feel for me, 'cause... This is never happened to you, no one's ever broken your heart like this. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: My heart HAS been broken before. (Sigh) Between Mary Lee Walsh, uh... Tellin' me not to search for my sw- Search for sweetheart the way I did back then. And then also that one time... That I actually drew in the- drew as a Sub-Episode. Hanna. She was just pulling my leg back then. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Chris, what are you talking about?! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm just giving you a couple of examples of when my heart WAS actually broken. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But- But why? We're talking about me right now, I thought. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay, yeah, we are talking about you right now. (Sigh) <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I don't think you care about me anymore... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I- I DO care about you, Sarah May. I care about you very much, as a friend. Okay? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes, Julie. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I have heard that it was said, "You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you, that anyone who looks at a woman to lust for her, has committed adultery in his heart." Do you understand what I'm saying? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hm. Yes, Julie. And you know, Julie, I'll tell- I'll tell you something. Uh... I'm not, I uh, I'm not uh... I'm still holding on to my- to the, uh... feelings that I was feeling when I was talking to you, Sarah, but, you know, just, uh... I'm holding on that, but I'm talking to Julie right now. And Julie, I wanna say, I'm proud of you for, uh, taking such an interest in the Methodist Church. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Thank you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I'm religious too, I just... Am I wrong? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, you- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Am I wrong about what I believe? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, Sarah. You are not wrong. You are right. You are right in what you believe, yourself. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But how can both me and Julie be right? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Sigh) Because, to... each of you, from your own point of view, what you see is right. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But Chris, why are you listening to what Julie says about religion? Why aren't you listening to me? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, uh... I- I will listen to you, Sarah, umm... If you have anything you'd like to say, I'm... open and I will listen to your impressions and assumptions. (Long pause) <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Well... I mean, I'm Jewish, is that okay? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh, you're Jewish. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Yeah. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I did not- I did not know that. But, yes, that's okay, Julie. You are Jewish- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I was really afraid that you would... be upset with me. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No it's okay, I'm not upset with you. I'm not upset with you, Julie. And I accept the fact that you are Jewish. And I accept- And I still accept you... as my friend. And also, uh, I may offer a input, if I heard correctly, uh... Uh, people who are Jewish are not supposed to have sex outside their religion. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Yes, some people believe that, but not all of them. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Do you believe it? <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Some of us don't believe in it. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. Do you believe in it? <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Yeah, I think as long as the people love each other, then it's okay. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. Well then, Julie, you are right. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I mean, I respect Julie's opinions and all, but, you know, I just... I think in any religion that a promise should be a sacred thing, you know. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes, Julie, I agree. Promises are sacred. (In case you lost count, Chris called her by the wrong name FOUR times in a row.) <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: That was me, not Julie. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Not understanding) Yes. I am listening. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Why are you calling me "Julie", Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, I- I did not call you "Julie". <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You just did! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Wait... No, I said "Yes-" (Finally realizes) Oh, I'm sorry. My mind is- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You- Are you just pretending that I'm Julie? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, no, no! No, Sarah. No. I'm not- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: (Crying) Why would you do that to me? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It was an accident! <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: WHY??? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: How could you make a stupid accident like that, Chris?? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm not perfect, we're not perfect! (Sigh) We're only- We're only human. We have our- We have rights to make mistakes. And I have made mistakes. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: It's just like, when you're having sex with somebody and they say somebody else's name, do you know what that would feel like? Do you know what this is doing to me right now, Chris?? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I- Sarah. I do understand. Because I have... seen that situation on television. ''[Once again, the audio is fucked. Chris and Sarah May are talking. Sarah says something about killing herself and Chris yells at her not to do it. Someone laughs, presumably the person who is recording the chat. The audio returns to normal for a few seconds.] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [something] -it was just now! <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: (Crying) I'm sorry, you know I- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: NOOOOOOOO, I'm sorry- [Audio cuts out again for a short while]

Put the knife down, I sent you a lock of my hair! (1:56:55 - 2:01:42)
<font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I can't believe this! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Sigh) I can't believe it either. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You- You won't even say anything, you just told me you don't [something] ...You don't even care about me! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah, I do care about you! <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You just wanna talk to Julie right now, don't you? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, I'm talk- No. I wanna talk to you, I want to... help you feel better, Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You're not even trying... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I am trying, Sarah. I'm sorry. I messed up, and I feel bad about it too. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But you KEEP messing up! You just- you keep doing it! I... I think I'm gonna do something really bad... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: NO, SARAH, DON'T! Don't do- Don't do anything bad! Don't, no. No. Don't hurt yourself, Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Chris... I think I'm going to. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: NO, NO, NO, don't do that, you've got a lot to live for, Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I feel like- I feel like killing myself, or- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, Sarah, don't! <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I'm gonna kill myself... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No! No, no. No. No. Sarah? Don't kill yourself. Don't kill yourself. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I just- I feel like nothing is worth living for anymore, because- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah! Sarah, there are a lot of things in life worth living for. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: There nothing, if your friend can't even keep a promise and doesn't even know your name... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I do know your name, your name is Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You don't- You don't know my name... You don't. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Your name is- You are SARAH MAY. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Then why do you keep calling me "Julie"? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I am not- I stopped. I stopped doing that. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You did it like five times! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, Sarah. Look, (Sigh) well maybe I miscounted. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I'm killing myself right now... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: NO, NO, DON'T- No! No! No! No- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I've got the blade, you can't stop me! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, Sarah- Sarah, put the knife down. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I'm doing it! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No- No, Sarah! No. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I'm doing it right now! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No. Look, stop. Stop. Just, just stop. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: (Crying) <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Put the knife down, Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: (Crying, in pain) <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Put the knife down, Sarah. You don't need to do this. You've got- You have a lot to live for, Sarah. Sarah, you have a lot to live for. You have your- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You just keep saying the same thing, you- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: You have your family! You have your friends! You have your future! And also, I- Also, Sarah. I sent Cassie 23 samples of my locks of hair. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Why are you telling me this?? Why??? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Because, uh, I know- I know... from Cassie's promise, she will send you one of those locks. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: But that doesn't matter right now, why are you talking about this?? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Sigh, whiny) Sarah, I'm trying to make you feel better. I'm trying- I'm trying to help you. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You... You... (Crying) <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah... I'm sorry. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I'm gonna... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah, no, don't cut yourself any more. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I- I thought you understood us, I... I thought you understood the girls, you said you did... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I- I- I did understand... women. Well, maybe not- Maybe not to a full amount of knowledge, but I CARE, and I RESPECT all women's feelings, including yours, Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Then why did you lie to me? You lied to all of us, when you say you- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Sigh) <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: You say you respect us, and I... You have to stop lying, Chris! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah, I'm not lying now. (Sigh) <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: How do I know that? You tell me you weren't lying before, and then you turn around and you... I... I don't- I have to... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Sigh) <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I have to go. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, Sarah, Sarah. I was ready- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I have to go, I have to go now, I can't take this anymore... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I can't take this anymore... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah? I love you- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I'm leaving right now, I can't- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, Sarah. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: I can't take it... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah? I'll give you- I'll give you your space. You just calm- Just take your time. Just calm down. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: (Crying) <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Don't cut or kill yourself. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: (Crying) <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, don't- Don't cut or kill yourself. <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Well, I'm gonna do it right now. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No- <font color="#FF0000">Sarah May: Goodbye, Chris... Goodbye. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Sarah? I love you as a friend! (She's gone) Oh...

The Five Stages of Grief (2:01:42 - END)
<font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris? I'm sorry, Chris... I'm sorry. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, this is my fault. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: This... I'm sorry. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Sigh) I'm sorry too, Julie. I did- I made a promise I did not realize that I couldn't keep. And now I just made... things worse. I... Thought- At least- At least two or five times I said your name instead of Sarah's. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris, it's okay. We'll get throught this together, don't worry. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Y'know, Julie, it took me a long time- took me a long time to make the transition from... um, Sarah/Panda to your- to you. 'Cause y'know, back then I... My- The first name that came into mind was- was hers, but... Still, I tried- Still, I worked HARD in shifting from that- from her to you. To devote myself to you. I- I do- Julie? I love you and a care about you a lot as a friend, and as my... girlfriend. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Sarah May may be gone, but I... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well at least I still have you. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Thank you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (Breathing) <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: But, Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah? <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I'm still worried, she's probably dead I'm... worried about her. I... Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I'm worried too. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I need to go and think. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, me too. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: For a while... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Me too. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I might not be back for a week. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I understand. Julie? I'm still looking forward to your letter, and I'll look forward to the next time we chat. And... Ich bin schwell, Julie. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: I think, at this time, maybe you should talk to Clyde. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. I un- I understand. We should talk to Clyde. If the home- If my home phone rings in the future, I'll be sure to answer it. <font color="#CC00FF">Julie: No, I think we should talk to him on Skype. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh. Well, okay, let's... We can switch over to Skype then. Alright. ''[The end. Bluespike sings and everyone in the chat is amazed by what just transpired.]

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