May 2015 Facebook posts

This page covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in May 2015. During this month he also made a memorable contribution to his public group, Brassieres For Males.

Summary

 * 3 May - Chris announces a new batch of Sonichu Amiibo for sale on eBay.
 * 4 May - In an update, Chris declares that the Amiibo are nearly sold out.
 * 5 May - Chris imagines Wild and Bubbles in the game Super Smash Bros.
 * 5 May - Chris signs a petition to pay homage to lesbian rocker Melissa Etheridge.
 * 12 May - Chris posts some new self-portraits. Comments from Kim Wilson indicate that he is taking hormones, which Chris confirms.
 * 14 May - Chris posts the first draft of a note asking his friends to have sex with him.
 * 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature again to make a elaborate on his plea for hanky-panky.
 * 15 May - Chris discusses how Angelica would like to play Super Smash Bros.
 * 16 May - Chris releases texts of a disturbing sex discussion with an unknown person.
 * 21 May - Chris tells a bizarre story about Chris Chan Sonichu and self-fertilization.
 * 23 May - Chris answers questions (which no one had asked) about what it's like to be transgender.
 * 23 May - Chris tells his public that his duck goes up when loud music makes his mantits vibrate.
 * 24 May - In a post unusual for its normality, Chris remembers Bob on Memorial Day.
 * 24 May - Chris makes two comments about Derpy, warning of "Riots and Catastrophes" if her name is changed to "Muffins."
 * 25 May - Chris posts the results of an internet questionnaire about femininity.
 * 30 May - Chris takes another internet personality quiz.

More Amiibo
On 3 May Chris posted a new link to his eBay account with the notice:

Nearly Sold Out
The following day he updated:

Wild and Bubbles in Super Smash Bros.
In the above image, Wild is saying:

Bubbles sez:

Come to My Window, Chris'll Be Home Soon
On 5 May, Chris posted from Change.org that he had signed a petition to induct Melissa Etheridge into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Chris Takes Hormones
On 12 May, Chris posted two new photos of himself.



Kim made two telling comments:



Chris then discovered that Forum member CatParty had written, "he looks like a D cup now." Chris posted a screenshot of this comment with the note:

In retaliation, Chris made another post which only makes sense as a caption to a horrifying photo he posted on his sister Facebook page, Brassieres For Males:

When his friends expressed concern about medical issues surrounding hormone therapy, Chris reassured:

All This and Eye-Contact Too!
On 14 May Chris posted the first draft of a rare Facebook note:

In response to feedback, he wrote a second, longer draft without deleting the first one:

The next day he posted images of a text correspondence (see below) and added a few new paragraphs to the note, shown here in context:

Additionally he included:

Within a few days he had deleted all of this, and left his public with the following. For all intents and purposes, this was his new online Attraction Sign for 2015.

The trolls, being trolls, were skeptical about Chris's intentions. He replied to his own note to lash out at them:

Angelica in Super Smash Bros.
Angelica's comments:

Did I Forget to Tell You About the Bonobos?
On 16 May, Chris posted images of a text dialogue between himself and an unknown white knight:

Friend:

Chris:

Meet Russel and Cynthia
This particular post discusses how Chris's recent transgender antics have affected his comic persona. His furry transformation is now female, while his human form is now a tomgirl. What makes this development particularly disturbing is how Chris goes on to say that he took his own semen and used it to impregnate himself while in Sonichu form. He later gives birth to twins, which somehow do not have any genetic deformities (including autism).

Waterhead asked:

Chris replied:

Rowan Dunstan was confused:

Chris clarified:

Kim alluded to The Room to remark:

Chris responded:

Kenneth was also confused:

Rowan made a correction:

Chris confirmed:

He later added:

The Mailbag Returns
On 22 May, Chris shared a BBC video featuring a Q&A with transgendered folk. He couldn't resist adding his own wisdom:

Memorial Day Reflections
Note that he never specifies the PBS special he watched.

Riots and Catastrophes
In a post on the My Little Pony Facebook page, someone used the name "Muffins" to refer to the pony usually referred to by "Derpy".

Reading Faces
In a reply to someone's artwork on the page "Derpy Hooves and Friends - Friendship is Muffins," Chris asked:

The Mysterious Lady
Chris took an internet survey to find an answer to the question, "What Kind of Lady Are You?" Chris got "The Mysterious Lady," which was summarized as:

This resonated with Chris:

Another Quiz
A few days later, Chris took another internet quiz, "What type of person are you most attracted to?" Chris shared his results: