Talk:Mumble 3

To do
More concise summary, more orthodox (and complete) transcription. --Champthom 20:16, 21 November 2009 (CET)


 * I know my summary seems long, but it's actually not when you consider that the chat lasted two-and-a-half hours. I agree, though, that some concise write-up is needed above my summary (which is really more of an outline). Llort 01:14, 22 November 2009 (CET)


 * Shotgun --YawningSquirtleRedux 17:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
 * The timings need to go I think, which is sort of a shame, but they're not present in other summaries. What do people think? I won't do it until we can agree, so yeah. --YawningSquirtleRedux 17:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Also, I know Clyde is getting cut out, bar his home truths, but whatever Chris says, 9/10 times Clyde is going to contradict him. We know this. It's a trolls job. I can prune lots more, but I think we ought to set out some guidelines for relevance. I got the date transcript down to about 20-25 lines of stuff, which was quite succinct. Should I carry on with that here? --YawningSquirtleRedux 18:45, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

This needs an accurate transcription ASAP. People are debating over Chris's use of "commode" here and right now, if you're a dumbass like certain Chris-related image board users can be, it would lead one to suggest that Chris uses a chamberpot in his room or he has a toilet in his bedroom. Obviously this is not the case, as we have fucking pictures of Chris's room and he doesn't have a god damn toilet, not to mention we've seen a tour of his house, but a transcription of this would help establish a usage of Chris's usage of the word "commode" to establish that he's probably talking about the anachronistic term for a toilet and not a specific sort of toilet related device. Once done, we can use this as a quote for the Minor CWC-isms page to establish a definition of commode. --Champthom 13:36, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

"And recently, when I overflowed a commode I had to clean some of the wat- a little bit of the water that ha- that was on the floor, with floral nine and paper towels." I know I'm just a newfag and this sort of thing is completely blasé now to people used to Cwc, but am I the only one who thinks this quote needs more attention? In a chat with his nemesis and the (then) love of his life, in order to show how domesticated he is he goes on about overflowing the toilet. "I am so clean when I shit enough to cause a feaces avalanche I then clean it up." God damn. - Borednewb 07:52, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Borednewb, you might be right. Also, Champthom, what do you want to do about the 'Synopsis' and 'Summary'. They make each other redundant. Your style guide says to use the Synopsis-esque style when writing, but the Summary has some things that don't appear in the Synopsis for cohesion's sake. --YawningSquirtleRedux 16:45, 17 April 2010 (UTC)


 * We need a synopsis that summarizes. Yes, that sounds silly but we need something like we have for the IRC chats - we need more or less a short paragraph or two that provides a narrative of the chat and anything major that went down (like Sarah May threatening to kill herself in that one Mumble). The things people choose to highlight should be up to the reader. But yeah, it's silly to have two sections and it's even sillier to have a "summary" that is pretty damn long. --Champthom 20:19, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

A HUGE mistake and other comments.
Cogsdev talking? ROFLMAO. Seriously, Cogsdev never talks, that's the thing about Cogs is that no one knows about what she sounds like. That's why in that one segment where Chris talks to Cogs, he'll pause because she always types on the left. Just call it "chick," we vaguely remember who these people are and I think the chick people think is "Cogs" no one remembers anyway.

Personally, I'd go through the audio and double check but I'm in some of these chats and frankly, I hate the sound of my voice.

However, I will say that the subdividing thing is a good idea, we need to make this a standard practice so we can cite specific subsections. The titles are a bit subjective, so I think that doing the time stamp might be the best way to do it is to subdivide in certain time frames, like 5-10 minutes or whatever, stuff like that. Obviously keep the same divisions, but just rename the subsections by time frames. --Champthom 20:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I just checked my copy of the file. That's a man voice.  I hearby dub him "Dude".
 * Also, timestamps are a bitch because now we have to listen to that giant goddamn thing all over again to find out what times people said those things. Also, VLC (my media player of choice) always tells me the file's a half-hour longer than it really is.  Throws the whole thing off.--Beat 21:22, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I will fix these issues when I get home from work. I just assumed Cogs was being played by a dude in this instance, like how many people have been Clyde Cash. My player reports the right time so I'll timestamp this one too, then Mumble 6. Apologies for the fail. -Ronichu 02:39, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * FIXED. GodJesus fucking dammit, I had to re-listen to the fucking cyber scene again FUCK. -Ronichu 12:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

MARCH MUMBLE MADNESS
I'm gonna start tackling this shit. I hate you all, but not nearly as much as I hate myself.--Beat 20:00, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * FUUUUCK AUDIO CUTS back later.--Beat 22:17, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * So honestly I did plan on doing more than three minutes tonight. That went well.--Beat 03:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
 * This is like my apocalypse log now. I'm at 16:45 and this thing goes on for almost 3 hours.  It's like staring into the abyss, knowing that the abyss not only stares back, but opens its gaping maw to shout "FUCK YOU!"--Beat 04:38, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Having read what you've done so far, if you need a second to cut your head off once you finish, I will to happy to put you out of your misery. No mere mortal should be forced to endure this. -- 06:13, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
 * your suffering will never end. Clydec 06:56, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I have stared into the abyss, and as it stares into me i'm ready to continue transcribing if Beat has given up hope. EnglishPickle 02:56, 01 April 2010
 * You deserve your medal --YawningSquirtleRedux 02:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * When he mentions commode, is he talking about a toilet, or an old person potty chair? -PeaceCeapPea
 * Toilet, 99% likely, see comment in above section about Chris's usage of anachronisms. Also, it's four ~ to sign your comments, that way we also get a timestamp when you posted it. --Champthom 15:20, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh shit I return.--Beat 17:00, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

I am now at minute 36. English pickle, if you want to start adding chunks of this yourself, be my guest. I would love your assistance. I would love anybody's assistance. This thing is only one fith done. It's laughing at me.--Beat 03:33, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Your pleas have not gone unheard. I know of your pain from my own work on Mumble 6. Accordingly, The Principality of Ronichu will pledge eight hours of transcription work towards your cause either today or this weekend. Battle on, hero! Ronichu 04:00, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * 8 Hours? Don't get me wrong, that's awesome dedication, but I normally scream "FUCK THIS" after an hour and a half tops!  8 hours straight would probably drive me to suicide.
 * Are you sure you're not some sort of super-transcribing robot from the future?--Beat 04:14, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I prefer to work in long streaks. But, yeah, I had planned to do it in two chunks; one Friday night my time, one Sunday. And if I really was a transcribing robot from the future, I'd know about this conversation and say exactly what's needed to convince you I'm not. At least, that's what such a robot would say, anyway. Ronichu 04:31, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I got it to 47 minutes. Another drop in the bucket.--Beat 06:19, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I'll be ready to start my first chunk in about 20 minutes. Ronichu 11:26, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * It has begun.Ronichu 12:05, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Ronichu's Notes for Mumble 3 so far
- I broke the transcript up into sections. Some people like this (IMHO it makes it MUCH easier to edit, since you can just edit a section rather than the whole friggen thing) and some people don't. If you don't, just remove them and then abuse me on my talk page.

- Julie is a fan of Alizée. I added a link to her Wikipedia article. Incidently, the female Night Elf dance from World of Warcraft is based on her dance. Many sad, pathetic fucking nerds have fapped to this dance since it's basically a stripper dance. I would totally Mana Tap that.

- Much like Pol Pot through the educated population, I purged 'Molvania' and replaced it with 'Molvanîa'. The correct spelling of fictional countries is of critical importance to my plans.

- Several tiny fixes. I didn't want to change too much since it's a huge amount of your work and I wanted to respect that. I also incorporated User:Anonymax's changes, so don't stress mate.

- I added a link to the Wikipedia article for Sadie Hawkins Day. This is because, as an Ausfailian, I had NFI what Chris was babbling about. Now I know.

- I'M TRANSCRIBING THE CYBERFUCKING?! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MAN. Okay. I transcribed almost the entire cyber scene in one take, with a once over to make sure I got most things. Because dude, ear rape. Ear rape. Ear rape. Oh GodJesus. I listened to Chris and a 13 year old boy fap. :'( Intently. :'( Transcribing every word. :'( What the shit.

- Four hours straight of mostly listening to Chris fap. I think I am gay now.

- I AM STILL TRANSCRIBING SO DON'T FUCK WITH IT JUST YET.
 * Oh. I changed one thing that bothered me (Monthly Tugboat header link) --Anonymax 15:06, 16 April 2010 (UTC)


 * Wait... Chris and Bluespike cybered on this fucking thing? Dear god.  I haven't actually listened to the whole thing before.  Had I known that was on there...  I'm so sorry.  Nobody deserves that.--Beat 15:27, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Bravery above and beyond the call of duty...--YawningSquirtleRedux 16:59, 16 April 2010 (UTC)


 * Six hours, forty minutes straight at the moment. I still owe you an hour and a half-ish on Sunday, but I feel it's always better to under-promise and over-deliver. I'll keep going on it, see what strength I can muster... to be honest, if I push it- I'd like to think I can get a substantial chunk of this knocked over this weekend. I want to say FINISH IT- I want to- but some dark, dark part of me just won't let me type the words. Under promise, over deliver. Let's see how I feel tomorrow. Ronichu 18:41, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * PS you guys can edit shit now if you like, I'm gonna be unconscious for at least 10 hours and I probably won't wanna do anything right away when I wake up.Ronichu 18:42, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Ronichu man, I'm going to knock a few minutes off of this while you're sleeping. I'm not trying to step on your toes, I just don't want you to suffer more than you have to.--Beat 03:39, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Alright, I brought this bad boy up another 15 minutes to the 2:02 mark. Considering the surprising amount of dead air time on these, it was much easier than the early parts.--Beat 06:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't worry mate, the night shift is here. You did great with the stuff before, now let's FINISH IT.Ronichu 07:17, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I have temporarily crashed into slumber. 15 minute break. I need some EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE OF THE TIGER. RISING UP, BACK ON THESE STREEEEEETS...
 * ALRIGHT I AM PSYCHED UP. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS. ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Done.
THIS BITCH BE TRANSCRIBED. Total time spent transcribing this thing is 10 hours, 10 minutes over two days. A little over the eight hours promised, but hey; under promise, over deliver. I wanted to finish this shit and I did. I bid you strange, gentle folk farewell, and it's back to Mumble 6 for now. Which sucks because instead of Julie and Chris talking with long pauses while Chris' slow-arse mind thinks of simple answers to reasonable questions, it's six trolls all yelling over the top of each other. -Ronichu 10:40, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I never thought this day would come. It's so beautiful.--Beat 18:18, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * :) :) :) :) --YawningSquirtleRedux 22:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

lol
oh man this was like years ago. oh how times have changed. brick wall indeed. i sure enjoy hamming it up lol. Clydec 08:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * The later part of this chat was actually really fun to transcribe (the unspeakable horrors in the first part notwithstanding). I can see why you enjoyed it. Ronichu 08:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Uhgh
I did a search on the CWCki for 'Uhgh'. I noticed that the only times it's written- the beginning of the ABL call 8 and in Mumble 3- are when I've transcribed it. Is this some kind of... noise only I can hear? Like a dog whistle that only effects TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu/Rosechu hybrids? Ronichu 09:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * It's probably just a Difference between individual transcribers. What you write down as "ugh" I'm probably writing down as "umm".--Beat 18:07, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

No Download
Why does the file on mediafire not work? If somebody has the file of this conversation please upload it to mediafire and link it to here.--Hans Gruber 19:21, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

Wish to help
I wish to help add anything missed and see if I can make out anything that is indistinct, unclear, and whatever else.Demendred 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)

Sorry, hit save twice, didnt mean to make two topicsDemendred 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)

Wish to help
I wish to help add anything missed and see if I can make out anything that is indistinct, unclear, and whatever else.Demendred 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)