All Star

"" is a 1999 song by. Widely known as the opening theme of the animated film Shrek, the song has since entered internet meme culture in the last decade thanks to Millennials and Zoomers. During the "Cryzel Torture" chat of 21 April 2018, Chris uploaded two covers of "All Star" to the Idea Guys via Discord. Having gained Chris' consent to use his Discord account to aid in the conflict against the Idea Guys, Kiwi Farms owner Null leaked the SFW version on 13 July. In the SFW version of the video, Chris sings in a similar growling voice to the one that he used to indicate he was singing under duress way back in It's UGH! (2009), albeit with more annoyance in his voice than disgust. This was done at the request of Joshua Wise, who told Chris to sing like he was angry and constipated to save Cryzel Rosechu from further torment.

Later that year on 18 November 2018, a troll impersonating Magi-Chan, presumably one of the Teen Troon Squad, leaked the second, TRUE and HONEST rendition to Chris' Twitter – showcasing another sex tape that starts with Chris pissing on the floor off-camera before he starts using his flaccid duck to begin mass debating while rubbing his taint, all while imagining that he's fucking his first hasubando. The tweet was deleted minutes later, but the video was quickly preserved by Christorians. More parts of video would be leaked by Lukas Simpkins, the ringleader of the Teen Troon Squad onto /cow/ on 31 December 2018.

In the NSFW version, it should also be noted that Chris doesn't actually get a full erection in the full three minutes and change that he spends masturbating, likely indicating that several health factors are getting in the way of getting it up. (It would later be learned that Chris could still get and maintain an erection during a series of horrifying revelations more than three years later.) Chris is also under clear distress while filming the video, unlike his other two sex tapes, which is unsurprising considering that he was coerced into filming this one under threat of harm to Cryzel, rather than tricked into demonstrating his sexual prowess for two potential sweethearts.