User:Lorrihed/Facebook Messages

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On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook account was hacked and found to contain several communications with boyfriend-free girls from the Charlottesville area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from 9–30 January 2008.

"I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in.""

Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not lay a finger on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.