Mumble 11

Mumble 11 is the eleventh of the Mumble chats involving Chris, held on 4 March 2009.

Summary

 * Chris has a cold. He's drinking orange juice and eating chicken noodle soup.
 * BlueSpike appears. Trolls shout abuse and Chris calls him a 13-year-old brat. Chris demands he be muted and it is done.
 * BlueSpike stole Chris's Yahoo! account. He gave it to him to prove his love for Julie, but he was Julie all along.
 * GeckoMantis is surprised Chris thought BlueSpike was a girl.
 * Chris is typing loudly in the background, trying to get his PSN back from BlueSpike.
 * Chris can't upload pages because BlueSpike took his website down.
 * A troll points out that as Chris's polar opposite, Reldnahc should be dead. Chris says forget about that, they have opposite characteristics. "I'm straight, he's a homo".
 * BlueSpike is unmuted.
 * Chris will help a female fan write a hentai story. He will possibly watch porn for inspiration as he needs to know anatomy "between breast sizes and pussies."
 * Another fan says that Chris should be more wary of Internet girls. Chris says when he's better he'll start going out in public.
 * BlueSpike says that girls might actually talk to Chris now that he doesn't have his medallion. Chris replies that he can make another one and has the memories linked to the medallion in his Amnyfest Ring.
 * Chris admits cutting the medallion up and shoving it up his ass. He says it hurt.
 * BlueSpike is IP banned.
 * They verbally abuse BlueSpike.
 * Chris says that BILLY MAYS is not Mayor of CWCville.
 * Chris confirms that the medallion has nothing to do with being mayor. BlueSpike questions why they should believe him without his medallion.
 * Chris says that the ring has been linked with the medallion the whole time.
 * The fans say that only the powers are transferred. Chris says everything is.
 * When challenged that he's not out of the time vortex yet, Chris says he's drawing himself out. He is adamant that this event in the comic is canon to real life.
 * Chris gets on the phone to a fan offering condolences.
 * When the redundancy of the medallion is pointed out, Chris says it was like a security blanket.
 * The first medallion didn't have a ring holder, but the second did. He transferred his memories from the first to the second, now they have been transferred from the second to the ring.
 * Chris offers no comment on his other medallions, e.g. Blachu.
 * Chris gets on the phone with someone who seems to be asking for his parents. He proceeds to talk and lie to this person as if they're a person with some authority over him. Only parts are audible.
 * After several minutes, Chris tells the fans he has to go and leaves.
 * The fans are left thoroughly confused and annoyed.

Transcript
NOTE: I'm only adding in names that are either large names or are directly attributed to in the chat itself.

[Several people talking at once; someone says "I can hear you" and as the voices die down someone asks "How are you, Chris?"] Chris: Well, I got a cold. That's one thing how I'm doing. GeckoMantis: Aww, drink orange juice! Dude: Yeah... recently a... recently a flu virus... Chris: Yeah, I'm drinki- I'm drinkin' plenty ah orange juice and I'm eatin' s- plenty ah chicken noodle soup... but ehyway, ah, ehyway, ah... BlueSpike: It's one dollar sweet tea. Dude: Be quiet. Jack Thaddeus: You shut up, BlueSpike. Chick: Shut up, Blue. Dude: No one likes you. Chris: Yeah... Put that 13-year-old brat back in da [unintelligible] room BlueSpike: [unintelligible] stupid fuck... then you're not getting the Yahoo! account back. Chris: Can somebody mute him, please? Dude: Yeah, mute him. Chick: Shut up. BlueSpike: Alright, I hope you have fun. Chick: Thank you. <font color="#00FF00">GeckoMantis: So what's up, Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ehyway, Mr. 13-year-old brat over dere- [a girl giggles] -stole my Yahoo! account. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: Ooh... <font color="#DF0174">Chick: Oh, wow. <font color="#00FF00">GeckoMantis: REALLY!? <font color="#0B610B">Dude: That's unfortunate. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: ...Terrible. See, that's why- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, he told me to give him the password t- he told me to give him the password to that to prove my love for Julie, only to find out that he's been Julie this whole time. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: Oh... <font color="#DF0174">Chick: Wow. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: Ooh! <font color="#00FF00">GeckoMantis: WHOA!!! <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: What? That is not True and Honest love. <font color="#00FF00">GeckoMantis: That's... wait- <font color="#DF0174">Chick: That's so horrible. Are you okay? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Eh... I'll be fine, but I don't know if I'll be able to get t- back in my Yahoo! account now, cause, if it went out of my control, I just got billed for my payment for this month on havin' the- on h- on usin' their web serve- on usin their file management- their file- FTP services. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: How much was it? <font color="#DF0174">Chick: Chris... don't worry. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It's coh me- it costin' me fifteen dollars a month, so widout my, widout my, so- so widout my Yahoo! account, that thing's gonna charge me every month. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: Fifteen dollars isn't really a lot... <font color="#00FF00">GeckoMantis: Can't you just cancel it? <font color="#DF0174">Chick: Can't you just call them, Chris? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...Fifteen dollars a month, that's a lot of, um... what? [He noticed that some girl was just trying to talk.] <font color="#DF0174">Chick: Can you call them? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Egh... I dunno. Probably not. <font color="#DF0174">Chick: Chris, I'm sure we'll try and find something... I'm sure we can do something for you. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: Uhhh... there's some messages on the left... <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: We'll get... him to give it back... <font color="#00FF00">GeckoMantis: Wait, Blue, wait, what's that about PSN? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Egh- apparently, when I called Sony to get my PSN- to get my PSN back, apparently they found him out in the process. <font color="#DF0174">Chick: At least you got some revenge, right? <font color="#0B610B">Dude: Did- Uh... uhhhh... forgot what I was gonna say. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: Damn. What an asshole, BlueSpike. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: Yeah, they did- they do say karma is a bitch. <font color="#00FF00">GeckoMantis: Wait... did you actually think BlueSpike was a... girl? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Gecko, BlueSpike tricked us. <font color="#0B610B">Dude: He had me fooled. BlueSpike is really good- <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: He does sound like a girl. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: In that case, I'm not gonna di- dignify his question with an answer, because... is- his problem can be easily solved if he called the 800 toll-free number I just provided with him to Sony so he can get his account back and working again. Guy: Is yours working? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes, mine is working, thank you very much. Guy: Oh. Okay. <font color="#FF77FF">Girl: That's good. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: The s- the Sony people was- were very hospitable about that. Guy: Oh, Chris, there was something I wanted to tell you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: What? Guy: You said you were sick with a virus or something? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes. I've been having a sinus infection, and possibly also a cold. Guy: Well, up here, I was- Other Guy: [Interrupts] A high-functioning cold? Guy: Hang on, hang on... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That's possibly a cold. Guy: I live here in Ohio, and a flu virus just recently passed through; I think that may have gotten down there and you may have got it... [pause] ...and honestly I just got over it a few days ago. [Typing sounds] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hang on, I'm, ah, typing something to, ah, BlueSpike here. Guy: Kay. Yeah. Other Guy: He can still hear you. Guy: Yeah, you're typing pretty vigorously. Other Guy: Yeah, he can hear you if you don't wanna, like, you know, skip the typing and start saying it verbally. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I know, I'm just answering his question. Guy: The rooms are connected. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Mmm. Sunshine, are you in the Mumble as well? <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Yeah. I'm right here. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay, we don't have to type into Skype. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Okay. Sorry. Mr. Skittles: Chris, remember me? I'm the cartoonist known as Mr. Skittles here. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, I member you offered me the- I member you offered me the, uh, one week challenge. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do that, because I got sick. Mr. Skittles: Oh, I see. Well, um- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Interrupts] I'll- I'll tell you what, let's delay that to, uh, after I- after I feel better, or, uh, or- yeah. -Which one are you?- Mr. Skittles- yeah, I'll talk to you later bout that, okay? Mr. Skittles: Oh, okay. [Pause] I've already gotten my page done; I could upload more on Friday, though, when I'm not in school. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh... Hey, uh, hey, on a latter note who's co- who's coming onto da PlayStation home tonight for the Street Fighter IV Q&A? I just heard about it. Guy: Well, I don't have a PS3, so I can't. Mr. Skittles: Yeah, I'm banned for at least a week myself. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hm. Other Guy: [Something unintelligible about "PlayStation" and "I'm pretty poor"] Guy: I just don't have the money, you know? I'm only fifteen; I can't get a job. Mr. Skittles: Me, I'm just a hungry college student, so... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hm. Well, my bad. I won't, ah, mar- won't, ah, I won't mention- I won't ask the question again, or- or similar to that. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: I went to a Street Fighter tournament recently- [gets cut off or pauses] -a Street- um, never mind. Guy: Yeah. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hey, that's okay, yeah, I mean, uh... yeah, very good (?) Street Fighter tournament, uh, in other places, at least, uh... [unintelligible] [''A bunch of people talk. Someone asks, "Are you good at Street Fighter, Chris?"''] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm sorry, what? [Again, multiple people say stuff.] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, it's alright. There's conflicting... talk here, so I'm not really sure. Guy: So, are you gonna make more comic pages? I mean, it's kinda hard to keep a fanbase without actually, like, you know... making the comic. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Talks over him] I'm g- I'm gonna draw- I'm gonna draw more pages, I'm gonna draw more pages... <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Give him a break, guys! He just had a hard time. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...Yeah, plus also, this thirteen y- thirteen year old there took my Yahoo! account and in the process took my ah- took my website down... so it's not like I can upload the pages right away at this point. Guy: You know, you might as well make them so when... [trails off] ...You know, there's actually websites devoted to just having webcomics uploaded. [Several people talk at once] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'll- I'll look into that- I'll look into that another time, but not right now. [Several people talk] <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Chris, do you think that, um... was Clyde involved with BlueSpike? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, yeah, possibly; they were in- they were in talks. [''Lots of people talk. Chris sighs.''] <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: It's okay, Chris. We're still here for you. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: It could be that BlueSpike is Clyde's puppet. Guy: ...or vice versa. Other Guy: Uhh, Chris? I have a question. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. Other Guy: Um, Reldnahc in the comic is supposed to be your exact opposite, right? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Um... sorry, uh, which one? Other Guy: Uh... I think his name is Reldnahc, the guy with the- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Talks over him] Oh, ye- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's the complete opposite, yes. Other Guy: Well, if he's the exact opposite of you in every way, shouldn't he be dead? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: He has a point. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Sigh] Forget the alive part. Alive and dead, that's a different thing. I'm talkin about- in ah- complete opposite personality and characteristics. So, like, you know, I'm straight, he's a homo. Other Guy: Okay. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: That was a stupid question. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ahyway, also, uh, BlueSpike wants you to unmute him. Guy:...but... why should we? <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Uh, Chris... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhh, just go ahead and unmute him, please, so that he can- Guy: -Alright. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...continue on. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Chris, I know I emailed you before, but, uhh... -shut up, Blue- uhh... I emailed you about the hentai series that I was gonna work with you- <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [sarcastically] Oh, great. [People tell him to shut up] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: I look forward to it. Guy: I'll unmute him when she's done. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Ugh... yeah. I emailed you about a hentai series that I wanted to work with you- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: -Oh, yeah, I remember that. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: -story. (?) <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I remember that. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Yeah, um, are you gonna write the story for me or anything like that? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, I'll let you write up a story- you know, uh, help you with that. (?) <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: So, you'll write it after you're done? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, they sayin' that you- uh, alright well also, uh, Bluespike is sayin' that if you mute him once more, the Yahoo! will be gone from my hands forever. Foreign Guy: Chris, do you have to watch a lot of porn to get inspiration for hentai? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhh... possibly. I can't say for sure, but it's- but you know, you definitely gotta know the... anatomy, you know, between breast sizes and the, uh... pussies... and the dicks. That's, uh... Guy: Vaginas? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yes. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Well... I think we can bounce off some ideas when we work on it together... but you gotta promise, cause I already have some sketch ideas and everything I wanna show you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That's- th- that's cool. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Chris, tell me... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [sighs] What is it? <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Oh, it's not even related to anything... icky; don't worry. Tell me, if you had to write your own hentai story, why don't you just write that out right now? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ugh... cause I'm n- cause my mind isn't exactly in complete r- able to quickly make decisions state right now, because I'm sick. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: That's your reason for not doing anything... Foreign Guy: [Talks over Bluespike] I have a serious question about hentai, Chris- why did you draw hentai of Mary Lee Walsh? <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yeah, I thought you hated her. Foreign Guy: It distur- yeah, it disturbed me a bit as a fan. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [unintelligible] having feelings for [unintelligible] Guy: Stop it, Blue. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I don't know why I did it; I just felt like messing with- um, uh- just, like, like messing with as a- as... she's- double (??? devil?) character. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [Talks over him near the end] Chris... that's disgusting. Guy: I understand, Chris. I see what you did there. Other Guy: Uhh, it's kinda like, um- kinda like a little joke or a parody; kinda like a stab. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. Other Guy: I see. Also, check to your left- there's a comic space and drunkduck. Couple of websites where you can, like, post webcomics and stuff. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I see... but, still, I want my Sonichu site back up in order for me to... <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: [Talks over him] I think he just wants his- [gets cut off] it's okay. Guy: Yeah, I saw the newest video... <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: [Talks over him] I mean, he's paying for it, after all. Guy: ...I was wondering what you're gonna do about the site. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I don't know... at least until ah- at least until I can find out ih- at least until I can get my Yahoo! account back. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Chris, tell me... when you called the, uh, PlayStation people, whoever they are, did you reveal anything about me? What did you reveal? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, I only revealed my information; they must have found you as being the one that, ah, got into my account. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: You're positive about this? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm positive! I'm- I'm s- I'm serious. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: They can do that. It's not that hard. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: I'm- hey, no, shut up- I'm just asking Chris. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Well, you should be smart enough to know that... cause you're stupid. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Stupid enough to... get a password from an autistic that he wants so bad (???) <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Well that's just cause you're mean. [Several people talk at once] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...and plus, I thought it wa- and plus, I thought it was, ah... [gets talked over]... an adult woman. Guy: Chris, you should probably be more secure and a little bit more paranoid the next time you meet a girl on the Internet. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Talks over him] Yeah... yeah... well, after I get over this virus I'm definitely gonna start going back out in public... in local areas. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yes, I'm looking forward to that, Chris; I would love to see- see, now that you don't have your medallion, ladies might be more willing to talk to you. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I may not have it on me, but I kn- I know I can recreate one- and plus, I have the memories linked to my medallions in my ring. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yes, but your ring won't scare trolls away. Foreign Guy: [Talks over Bluespike] You really should grab the medallion back, Chris; it's your sign of- honesty. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [Talks over him] Oh god, no... no, don't try and kill the man. [Several people talk at once] <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: You're the one trying to kill him. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...I do plan on- I do plan on recr- I do plan on recreating the medallion; I just... [gets talked over] Foreign Guy (?): What happened to this one? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Because I thought I was doin' it for an adult woman. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: D'oh. (?) Guy: What happened to it? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: This brat here asked me to c- asked me to cut it up and shove it up my ass. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [Talks over him, then laughs] ...and you did. [A strange whistle can be heard here.] Guy: So, did you do it? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. Other Guy: How far did it go? <font color="#FF77FF">Girl (possibly Sunshine): Oh my God. [A couple more people react in disgust at the same time.] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: How did it feel, Chris? Tell me. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It hurt. Guy: [Talks over him] How far- how far could you shove it up there? <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [Talks over guy] It hurt your rectum? Guy: ...I'm sorry that I may ask. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, (?) I shoved it up as far as I could get it. Guy: Ah. [Several people talk at once] Other Guy: Stop talking about this! This is kinda... egh... <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Uhh, no, I have another question for, uh, Chris. Other Other Guy: Yeah, let's try- I was gonna eat dinner afterwards. Jesus. [''Several people talk at once. Someone burps or something.''] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [sigh] You don't have ta- you don't have ta picture it. You don't have ta picture it. [Several people talk at once] Guy: It is kinda hard because I was gonna eat curry rice. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [sigh] Well, I'm sorry I r- I'm sorry r- I'm sorry I ruined your dinner. Guy: Let's just talk about something else. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Talks over him] Like, you know, it's okay; I can still recreate one, aaand I still have my high school ring. Guy: Man, I'm sorry, man. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Which, I must admit, Chris, it is a decent ring. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: I should've gotten a high school ring. Guy: Just... Chris, just- whatever you do, I mean, they've gotten a lot of things, but do not let them get your high school ring. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: They're not gettin' it. [Pause] I mean, that was a big investment itself. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [Talks over him] Uh, Chris... I have a question Chris. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: What? Guy: Most people usually, like, forget about their high school ring after high school and move to college rings. <font color="#FF77FF">Girl: [Talks over him] Gecko... <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: I love how you start talking when I say "Hey." Anyway, [pronounces it "ahyway" like Chris always does] Chris, you seem like the kinda person that would know about this: since it appears to be an IP ban, this will not last forever, surely... and would you happen to know if I account share (?)- which is exactly what happened- how long would I be banned, do you think? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I dunno. I d- I guess it's up to them. I don't know bout them. I mean, I did not even know- [he starts sounding agitated] I only gave them my account information, not yours, I swear... I sw- <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [Talks over him] I never said- I never- just- I know, I- yes, I know- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Resumes talking] ...yeah, but ahyway, appa- but- yeah- but ahyway, apparently, they lead ya (?) to that and they apparently banned ya off there. I mean, I dunno. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: ...Yes... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Probably be, like, a week or so, but, you know, you can call them with the 800 number I just gave you. [Bluespike and Chris talk at the same time, someone else says something too] <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Chris, why are you helping this monster? Guy: You are truly a saint for doing this. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, if- hey- if only I- [gets cut off] helping him get his PSN account back, and just- make him feel- make him feel like, you know, get his life back in order... and then maybe he'll be more willing to give back my Yahoo! account. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Hey, Chris, after this experience, I will never troll again; in fact, I will fight the trolls... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Okay. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: We will all fight the trolls. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: After this is done. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: You stop trolling now, you troll! Guy: We will kick their collective asses. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: You are a bad person, Bluespike. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Well, you're really saying tha- <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: [Interrupts] Didn't your mother raise you better? [Several people talk at once] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hey, easy, guys. Those of you- hey, hey hey hey, easy. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Well, I guess you don't want the PSN. [Several people talk] Foreign Guy: Smack him with your medallion! <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Blue, shut up!... shut up and let Chris talk. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: ...One more word out of any of you and Chris will never have the- Yahoo! again. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Easy, guys. Easy. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: C'mon! I dare you: say one word. Do it. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hey, easy, guys; don't- let's not kick him in the teeth, or, uh, tha- or anything that physical. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: I dare you to kick me in the teeth, Chris. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: -but Chris, in your one video, you said that trolls get a kick in the teeth! <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: ...and you did a punch. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, well, I was talkin' about an adult troll; this guy's a thirteen- this guy's a thirteen-year-old. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: So? That doesn't make it any better or... that doesn't mean he's exempt from punishment. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, well, still... talkin' bout legal aspects. Guy: Well, I guess you should be giving him spankings or something. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: That's it. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Bluespike? I heard you were a homosexual. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [Talks over him] Well I- well I warned you... I warned you all had one more chance. Now, because of his fans, Chris will not have his Yahoo!. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: No! We will stop you. I know where you live, Bluespike. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: No you don't. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Yes I do. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Interrupts] Look- look, look... <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: I'm tracking your IP. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: I'm behind seven proxies. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: I can see through them. [Several people talk] Guy: Not proxies! (?) <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: [Laughs] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yes, proxies. You will never find out where I live unless you have my... [gets talked over] <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Guys! Let Chris talk! <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Alright, talk, Chris. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I didn't have much to say. I was just, uh... mostly, uh, I do wa- I do want and need my Yahoo! account back. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Couldn't you just cancel it? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, I have to lo- I have to be logged in in order to do that. Foreign Guy: (?) Couldn't you call Yahoo!? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I don't know, I don't- I couldn't find there- uh, last time I tried goin' to- tryin' to contact Yahoo!, I couldn't find a phone number on there. Guy: Ohh... what about email? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uh, I could try that, but that's, uh, er, that's another story, but, uh... [trails off] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Thank you. Anyway, Chris, I'll give you and your fans one more chance. How does that sound? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ugh... fine. [Pause] Nobody pick on Bluespike... and I'll tell you what: as a bonus, I'll take down that video I uploaded earlier. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: No, keep it up as a testament to the things I've done. Please keep it up. [pause] So, Chris, how would you feel about pulling the PlayStation for me, since I am not very good with talking to people on the phone. [Chris sighs] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: See what you can get done. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Fine, I'll do something, alright? <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yes, after this Mumble you will get on a call with... [gets talked over] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: bu- bu- bu- but I nee- but I need- but, um, Bluespike I need to u- know your real name in real life. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Oh, forget that, man. I'm just gonna call 'em myself. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I gotta tell 'em your real name so I can call them for you. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: If I tell you that, you're gonna come find out where I live and- give me a cold... so forget that. [pause] Chris, another thing: why are you telling your fans to give me a cold? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Because, I'm suffering through one that's similar to a cold. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yes, but you see- Chris, my PSN ban- that's kind of the equivalent of a cold... except I'm really mad. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright, fine, well, nobody give Bluespike a cold either. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yeah, don't give me a cold, bro... I need vaccines. Foreign Guy: You could give him AIDS! <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: I'm gonna give you AIDS. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: [unintelligible] ...never mind. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: You'd better. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Um, also, Chris, what was- in the video you made- what was that about BILLY MAYS not being Mayor? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah... Another thing that I thought, ah, I thought I was doing for an adult woman. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Chris... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Stutters a lot] ...I verbally dubbed him... Mayor. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Oh, a few things, Chris, if I may: um... [gets talked over] <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Well, then we saw this picture- hold on, I wanna show Chris this picture. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Ah, yes, after I... say one thing. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh, whoa whoa, now wait, is this a picture that you, uh, got in an email?... about- [gets talked over] <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: No. [Jack and Chris talk at the same time] <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: It's something that was floating around on the forums... [trails off, saying something about BILLY MAYS] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [kind of unintelligible, but names products advertised by Billy Mays. Someone else adds a product.] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Wait, wait, wait- let me just, uh, let me just ask Bluespike: why him be mayor? Why him? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Because he's a charismatic leader. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Because Billy Mays is the best person in the world. By the way, if I may really quickly... you should fight your own battles instead of getting your fans to do it for you. You're not playing overlord; (?) you can't order your minions. [Jack talks over Bluespike saying "um, Chris" while someone else burps] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Are you serious? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Chris, since he's wearing that medallion... Chris, I have a- you see the picture? Since he's wearing the medallion, doesn't that mean he's Mayor? I thought that- <font color="#0033FF">Chris: -No, no, no; the medallions have nothing to do with being Mayor. Foreign Guy: But Chris, you said that- [Chris emits a very loud angry stress groan] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: The medallions have nothing to do with being the Mayor! [Several people talk at once; a girl says "stop bullying him!"] Girl: Everybody calm down! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: And also, ihya look- if you look at this picture, that thing has obviously been Photoshopped onto there... and I think that, uh... <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: [Talks over him] It doesn't look Photoshopped. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: And by the way, um... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That i- it is Photoshopped- I mean, do you see a shadow underneath the medallion? If it was r- was more matching to the setting? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Well, it's against his shirt!... It's against his shirt. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yeah, he doesn't wear it outside his collar. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Yeah. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: By the way, um... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Talks over him] So it's doesn- so it's been obviously Photoshopped. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Before I forget what I'm going to say... ah, yes: how can you believe what you say in that video without your True and Honest medallion? Chris, tell me this, and tell me why I should believe the words you say on the YouTube video on the Internet. Please, do tell me. [Chris coughs] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I ha- I still have my high school ring, which has been in league with my medallion the whole time. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Yes, but... you could have easily stolen the ring... [gets talked over] Foreign Guy: But you said in the retraction video that the medallion is needed! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh- if you all recall the preview for the- number ten comic book, the powers of the medallion get transferred to my high school ring. Foreign Guy: (?) But I thought that was just your power for Chris-Chan Sonichu, though. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, everything about Chris-Chan Sonichu even gets transferred to the ring. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: [Over Chris] I thought this was like, uh... [Several people talk at once] Foreign Guy: Chris, this hasn't happened yet- you are not out of the time vortex in the comic yet. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I've drawn myself out of there. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Um, Chris, but wasn't that a, um... like, trailer or something for the real comic? I thought that, uh... so, is it canon or is it not canon? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [sigh] It's canon to real life, as well... this one. Guy: You can turn into Sonichu?? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Wh- yeah, you can transform in real life?? What?! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: No, I can't transform in real life, but it's canon- <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Oh. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...it's canon to- it's canon for- it's canon for... that sorta thing. You know, I don't need my medallion; I- the powers got transferred to my ring... it's canon. [Chris's phone rings] Guy: So what happened to Blanca? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: 'Scuse me. [Gets up to answer the phone] Hello?... Yes... [Someone makes a weird noise] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Who could be calling our dear Chris-chan? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Still on the phone] Yes. Foreign Guy: (?) Why, yes, I would like to save money on my car insurance. [Everyone laughs] <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Blanca got the medallion, that troll. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...but, uh, tell me something I don't know. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: You're fat. You don't know that. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: ...and I appreciate your support. (???) [long pause] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: I appreciate your condolences. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Alright, you take care and have a pleasant day. [Hangs up] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Tell me, Chris... who was on the phone? Guy: I think he's still on the phone, shh. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Hey, Chris... can you hear me? Guy: Shut up. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Hey, Blue... don't be an idiot. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [Gets back onto Mumble, sighing] Alright. <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: So, Chris... who was on the phone? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhh, just a- fan, giving me his... nice... words and condolences for all the bad (?) that's been happening to me from... trolls. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: [Talks over him] Bluespike was in here earlier, telling that- saying that he- you didn't have any real fans, and we were all trolls. We told him we're the true, honest fans, cause we are. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. Tell it like it is, brother... and sisters. [Several people talk at once] Guy: If the powers are in the high school ring, why have a medallion at all? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: No! He transferred the powers from the medallion- Guy: -I know, but- [Several people talk at once] <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: Actually, I do know the answer to this: think Linus in, uh, Peanuts. He... feels attached to the medallion, like Linus feels to his blanket... Foreign Guy: No, that way the powers are doubled! <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: ...and, it's Linus, except Linus is slightly cooler. Guy: Huh... but, I noticed that- the ring- it could be like in Captain Planet. [Several people talk] Guy: Let Chris talk! I wanna hear his answer. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [sigh] I'm done, but, uh, pretty much, yeah... but that is fairly much... yeah, the medallion was like a security blanket... in a sense. Guy: And now the ring's a security blanket? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah. It was attached to the medallion, as well. So, there you go. [Pause] It was a thing- there was a characteristic of the m- of the ma- of the medallion that, ah, would se- would separate it from any thieves. It had a little thing on the back that was custom-fitted to my ring. [Pause] I had my ring on it the whole time. Guy: I thought the first medallion didn't have a thing for the ring. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: The first one didn't, but the second one I created did. Guy: 'Kay. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: So it's like, you know, after the first one was- first one went, then I created the second one, added the slot with the ring, and, like, I transferred my memories from the old medallion to the new medallion, and in turn it got tra- all that got trans- all that and then some got transferred to the ring. Guy: Oh. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Chris, don't you have multiple medallions, like, uh, the... Blachu one and the, uh... I mean... Blake one? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, no- yeah, no comment about those. No comment about those. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: What do you mean, no comment? Can't you just wear those in the meantime? <font color="#D44942">Bluespike: [Talks over Jack] Chris, why don't you tell us what happened? Tell us what happened. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [unintelligible] Aaagh... [his phone rings] Same thi- same thi- [mutters] excuse me... [gets up to answer the phone] Guy: Jeez. Guy: Explain that- (???) in the comic books. Other Guy: Shush. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Uhh, no. This is Christian Chandler, his son. [Pause] Uhh, sorry. She's taking a nap right now. [Pause] Speak it again. (?) Guy: What's going on? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Shut up! [long pause; some random noises are heard] <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Are you there, Chris? <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: He's on the phone. Guy: Echo, echo, echo... Other Guy: Shut up. [Long pause] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, it's a webcam. [Pause] Yeah, I ha- I haven't done anything like that in a- f- for da long time. [Pause] Yeah yeah, I've been stepping away from the Internet. [He pauses and/or gets cut off] ...webcam. [Long pause] ...and sometimes I would've been low-functioning, I guess. [Pause] [stressed] You don't have to do that; I'm not talking to the people. Guy: Yeah... yeah yeah yeah. [A strange noise can be heard; it may be part of a video] [Long pause] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: (???) sir, you hush. (?) Go ahead, father. (?) [Trolls say stuff and tell each other to shut up] <font color="#0033FF">Chris: It doesn't- (???) -it doesn't matter if I was cut off the Internet or not. [Pause, weird thumping noises] Yeah, well, I mean- yeah, I been ta- [gets cut off] Alright, well, good. I'm backing off (?) now; you can tell me more later. (?) [Pause] I'll talk to you later, father. [Sigh; pause; sighs again, getting back on Mumble] Girl: Chris, is everything okay? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Yeah, things are okay. Listen, I gotta go; I have things to do; I'll talk to y'all another time. [Everyone goes crazy and tries to figure out what's going on]