User:Pfargtl9000/CWCipedia vandalism/My Poems About Hitler

OH, ADOLF
Oh Adolf,

Oh Adolf,

I wish you were Gaydolf

For you my ass puckers

You Nazi cocksucker

Please ditch Eva Braun

We'd fuck on your lawn

My ass filed to the brim,

We'd watch Adult Swim

And get totally high and eat ramen.

Oh Adolf, I say

I wish you were gay

Because we have so much in common.

HITLER'S PENIS
Hitler's penis is straighter than mine

Unlike my meat hook, his is more like a line

I'll bet his is longer and thicker as well,

As my penis is shriveled and tiny.

If I had Hitler's cock

Way up my poop sock

Everything would be swell

And I would go through life and not be so whiny.

IF HITLER FOUND OUT THAT I AM A JEW
If Hitler found out that I was a Jew

Would he still want to screw?

Would he get really mad

And narc to my dad

And say that both of us are through?

I think he'd be cool fucking all day

If I didn't slip up and say "Oy Vey!"

When he comes so hard that I reel

I'd shut my fat lips

And suck on his tip

And try not to mention Israel.

RUMINATIONS ON THE FUHRER'S PUBES(A TRIBUTE TO TOJO)
Adolph I wonder

If you have the same mustache

Right above your dick

Mein Fuher love
Hitlers cock, is so fucking huge

Thinking about it just makes me splooge.

We lay in bed, drinking each others navy

I turn to him, and I say "I love you baby".

Hitler Hitler, my one true love

we'll make skinhead babies in the holocost above.

Our Aryan brothers may not understand

But there's no questions you've given me your hand

Hitler Hitler, you are my man.