User:THE IMPERIOUS DORK

I am THE IMPERIOUS DORK (must be written in all-caps, with "THE" included). A multimedia designer, social activist, otaku, basement dweller, certified gourmand, and everyman.

I reside in Encyclopedia Dramatica and Wikipedia.
I may have accounts in different wikis, but I have the ability to adapt in a separate world. I am not a spy for or against any of these wikis I've mentioned. I believe in trust, and trust is one of the reasons why I desire to live despite my many miseries in life.

I exist to edit...
...and do redirects for common terms and CWC-isms as well.

I am a Broadcast Journalism major, and one of my specialties is editing. Words, images, video--name it, I can do it. Can edit faces of people in Photoshop, but can't IRL--I'm not a dermatologist, to begin with.

As I start here in CWCki, I can't make articles yet, so expect me mostly to edit your articles for grammar. I believe in integrity, so I won't change the context of articles.

I hate Chris-chan to the core.
Like many of us here in CWCki, I started to feel pity for Christian Weston Chandler for being picked on by trolls, so I tried to help him out. But like most white knights-turned-trolls, I got fed up on his incorrigibility, so I joined the anti-CWC bandwagon. But to clarify things: I'm not a troll. I just hate Chris-chan to the core.

I may also be an autistic and a loser like him, but Chris-chan is one reason for making me feel better of myself. So there.

I have a job, and I'm proud of it.
I used to be a customer service agent for a domain-name registrar way back 2008, and a graphic artist for a WoW-gold seller. I'm now working as a customer service agent for a satellite TV service, helping my country out by working and paying taxes to the state. I strive to not become a parasite to society like that motherfucking "Ian! Brandon! Something!" (Chandler, 2009).

If you love or hate me, the Talk Page is there.
For comments or CWCki-related assignments and any related bullshit, the Talk Page is there. I respond to all messages. 'Nuff said.