August 2013 Facebook Posts

The following covers Chris's Facebook activity in August 2013.

Summary

 * 5 August - Chris gushes about a high school Lego set and posts pictures of his design.
 * 6 August - Chris posts a photo of dog piss.
 * 7 August - Chris talks about how much he likes Equestria Girls and yearns for friendships.
 * 7 August - William Elliott Waterman mocks the trolls.
 * 17 August - Chris posts a riddle.
 * 18 August - Chris posts a photo of his new shoes.
 * 19 August - Chris posts a photo of his eyebrow for the trolls.
 * 19 August - Chris feels like he's winning.
 * 21-22 August - Chris's new friends receive gifts.
 * 23 August - Chris posts a photo of his mother with her dog.
 * 27 August - Chris is stressed out about losing friends.

LEGO High School
Chris then posted:

Mary McLerran then posted:

Heartlake High
Anna then posted:

One of my pups just peed
William Elliott Waterman commented:

Actual friendships
On 7 August, Chris shared a link to the new Blu-Ray edition of Equestria Girls and made the following post:

Embarrassing
Chris provided a link to an Equestria Girls video called "Twilight montage of embarrassing" (since deleted) and commented:

The Riddle


Chris posted some random pictures, starting with Mark Cuban. Initially it was thought that Chris posted them in order to desperately prove that his followers are obsessed over any posts he posted, but it later turned out it was a riddle - A very absurd riddle that only Chris understands.

Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to it, and posted on the CWCki Forums claiming that the answer of the riddle was the Pittsburgh Pirates, tying the photo of Cuban to the riddle. He would follow this post up on the 24th, angrily reaffirming the riddle's answer.

I got new shoes
Chris posted a picture about his new shoes, which seem to look like shoes worn by 6-year old girls, possibly trying to continue his Tomgirl style.

Matt Stufano commented:

One Eyebrow
Chris posted another pointless picture again on Facebook, this time about his eyebrow.

Mary McLerran then replied to the picture:

Chris then posted:

Chris later deleted the post.

Note: This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post on the same day, where user "Midnight Kissy Bull" wrote: "We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.

Breast Cancer Awareness
Chris shared a photo of Breast Cancer Awareness, and stating that his mother is a breast cancer survivor.

Chris then posted a photo of Snoopy and his mother.

New Profile Pic
On 27 August, Chris made a new profile photo.

You're a real nice guy, Chris
On 3 August 2013, William posted:

William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE
On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually Anna McLerran's friends in the first place) posted a TL;DR whiteknighting open message to the trolls, claiming that he was no better than Chris (even though he had a job), calling the trolls no better than Chris, and daring the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him (as if anyone had an interest in confronting him anyway).

Chris liked the post.

Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where Pokey Minch says the paragraph word for word.

Do you feel like your winning today?!?
On 19 August 2013, one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted:

Chris replied:

Another one of his new friends then posted:

Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today
On 21 August 2013, another one of his new friends in Manchester High School gushed:

Chris replied:

Got your tunes!
On 22 August 2013, Matt from Manchester High School posted: