October 2014 Facebook Posts

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in October 2014.

Summary

 * 1 October - Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.
 * 1 October - Chris issues death threats against Sega for their alterations to the color of Sonic's arms.
 * 1 October - Chris offers opinions about Britney Spears and relationships.
 * 4 October - Chris apologizes to Catherine.
 * 5 October - Chris gives an update on his medallion sales.
 * 8 October - Another medallion update.
 * 9 October - Chris wants someone to buy his mother's car.
 * 13 October - Yet another medallion update. Chris is in financial trouble.
 * 15 October - Another medallion update.
 * 16 October - Chris does research on sluts and sex.
 * 18 October - Chris gives a movie review.
 * 19 October - Chris asks for an invitation to a Halloween party.
 * 22-23 October - Chris rants about eBay problems.
 * 24 October - Chris sends positive messages to the oppressed of the world.
 * 25 October - Chris offers opinions on GamerGate and autism.
 * 27 October - Chris hopes to see Temple Grandin.
 * 28 October - Chris complains about eBay and the stresses of adulthood.
 * 31 October - Chris visits a gay bar.

Chris Rips Sonic's Arms Off
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his breasts (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a death threat to every single person working at Sega.

William then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:

Chris replied:

William:

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I Love You, Catherine
Chris makes a remorseful post for his sweetheart Catherine with a link to an accompanying video. In it, he apologizes for having characteristically assumed the worst of a male friend of hers and reveals he is in an "open relationship."

Kim Wilson then replied:

William agreed:

Finished Molding 15 Medallions
William then replied:

Happy Halloween, Also, Any Parties?
William complained:

Chris retorted:

Kenneth Englehardt suggested:

Chris replied:

Kim asked:

Kenneth opined:

Chris:

Kim:

Chris:

Waiting for Someone to Pick Up
Chris is inconvenienced by phone operators and naturally blames it on his customers who are providing him with his livelihood.

Snoopy, Cereal, and LGBTQ
Chris tactfully deems the fictitious sentiments of a cartoon dog and the bottom of a cereal box to be highly relevant to the plight of systematically oppressed people the world over.

Chris Discovers GamerGate
Chris discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having its own dedicated wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge and context, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favoritism in the games industry regarding coverage, and by its detractors as an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.

Chris deems it to be the latter, and decries the trolls, cyberbullies and JERKS whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate. Owing to his recent identification as a woman, it can be safely assumed that this statement was motivated by egotism and his desire to play the victim.

The Cure for Autism
Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being cursed. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Bros. It seems that his habit of personifying his enemies and beating them up in video games isn't just limited to people, but also includes neurological disorders.

Temple Grandin Excites Chris
He added:

Ultimately Chris will be unable to come up with the cash to attend the conference.

Chris's Poorly-Done Family Guy Screenshot
Chris took a photograph of his computer monitor playing the Family Guy episode "Baking Bad" on Hulu Plus, and posted:

Nope, He Doesn't Forgive Mr. Smith
Chris then linked to an Animation Domination High Def YouTube video called "Every Day is Scary," about the tribulations of adulthood.

But then everything is better again.

Chris Hits Up a Gay Bar... Seriously
Chris dons some purple leggings, a dress made for someone half his size and a floral headband and ruins a Halloween party at the local gay bar.

William Elliot Waterman:

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt:

Club review
At 10:58pm, probably while he was still at the Impulse Gay Social-Club, Chris helpfully offered a review, giving it four out of five stars:

Britney Spears
On 1 October, Chris responds to a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on the website Women'sHealth, regarding an article headline in which Spears says, "I don't think you need a man in this world anymore."

This sparked a debate between two of Chris's friends on gender. William asked:

Kim disagreed with Chris:

William responded to Kim:

Kim:

William:

Kim:

William:

Kim:

Chris finally stepped in:

Kim:

William:

But of course, Chris is too stupid for protracted rational argument, and had to bow out:

Breast Cancer Awareness
On 1 October 2014, Chris reviewed "Breast Cancer Awareness," giving it five out of five stars.

UVA LGBTQ Center review
On 16 October 2014, Chris reviewed the UVA LGBTQ Center, giving it five out of five stars.

Did he discuss his new piercing?
On 22 October 2014, Chris noted in his status that he was "Going to Queer Health: Thrive in the Center."