Open Relationship E-mails

Prior to, during, and in the aftermath of Chris's open relationship with Catherine, a number of emails were exchanged between him and one or more trolls. Two female personae were created (Shaina and Renee) and a third, black male one called Colin. Given that all three characters supposedly knew Catherine (and corroborative details were thus necessary) they almost certainly worked in tandem with the troll who played the part of Catherine, or Catherine's troll herself may have been one of the puppetmasters.

The emails involving Shaina and Colin concern the Open Relationship drama almost exclusively, but his correspondence with Renee began after both of the other two exchanges had finished, and detail Chris's reaction to the relationship ending and his fury at Renee refusing to be his girlfriend now that Catherine is out of the picture.

Shaina E-mails
The following emails were titled Open Relationship E-mails when they leaked on the CWCki Forums on 19 December 2014. They detail Chris's interactions with one "Shaina", who is made by Chris to act as an intermediary between him, Colin and Catherine.

Colin E-mails
These emails were between Chris and "Colin Boyle", whom Chris understood to be a wealthy man and whom he perceived as a dire threat to Catherine's affections. Note that instead of talking to Catherine about this, Chris simply attacks his perceived male competitor, as he believes Catherine will just go to whoever clamours most for her attention like some kind of dog.

More Shaina E-mails
Having hit a dead end with Colin, Chris begins to harass Shaina again. It is revealed during this exchange that Colin is black.

He's Black?
Chris is predictably fixated on this trivial information about Colin's race and seems to ignore the fact that he's involved in BDSM with his girlfriend.

More Colin E-mails
Spurred by Shaina, Chris sends more emails to Colin to attempt to clear his name. The exact dates of the next few emails are unknown, but the conversation undoubtedly took place in the first week of October 2014.

I Told Mommy
The actual wording of Barb's note:

Colin evidently replied to this with something about Chris hiding behind his mother, but the actual email was not archived.

Not Impressed
There were no more emails recorded after this point. The cause for their cessation is up for debate; Colin clearly won the argument, but a spurned CWC does not simply accept defeat. It may have been that Catherine put a stop to it.

Renee E-mails
The following are e-mails exchanged between Chris and the persona of Renee, who was played by the same troll as Rebeckah. When she was "introduced" to Chris, it was put to Chris in no uncertain terms that Renee was not a potential sweetheart because she was in a long-term relationship. This did not dissuade Chris from "subtly" implying that she should be the surrogate mother to his child, though, and his various hints throughout the emails suggest (particularly towards the end) that he was attempting to secure some kind of backup girlfriend, in case things fell through with Catherine. Draw your own conclusions about Chris's ethics.

Renee's involvement with the Open Relationship fiasco came about because Renee was Catherine's friend and knew Colin as well, thus allowing her to pass messages between the principals involved.

The Renee emails both began and ended later than the others.

The Hooker Story
About one month into their relationship, Chris sent Renee an attached text document, originally written for someone else, dated 4 April 2012. In it Chris relates the story of how he lost his virginity, almost immediately after the fact. Some individuals' identities have been redacted.

Need my daughter
On 12 November 2014, Chris received a letter from Fairfax Cryobank rejecting him as a sperm donor. Evidently seeking alternatives, he sent the following texts to Renee, trying to impose upon her to bear his child:

Banned everywhere
This was sent on 22 November 2014, and although loquacious it concerns little more than Chris's bans:

Repiercing The Taint
On 4 December 2014, Chris revealed that he repierced his taint with gold jewelry. The area had just become severely infected (to nobody's surprise) with the last piercing, and Chris had given it woefully insufficient time to heal.

No Longer Together With Catherine
On 10 December 2014, Chris confirmed that he and Catherine were no longer together.

End of the Un-clit
On 12 December 2014, Chris revealed that he gave up on the piercing, after a second rejection incurred after learning nothing after the first.

Trolls are hacking my text messages
On 14 December 2014, in his usual paranoia Chris thought that trolls were hacking into his text messages and "pinning" his female friends "as trolls". How he got this idea (and what it even means) isn't clear.

Modelling Career
On the same day, he asked Renee to help him in his modelling career.

Neutral Christmas
20 December 2014:

Pained thud
24 December 2014:

Depressed on Christmas
Chris's indirect pleas for Renee to become his new sweetheart were rampant on 25 December 2014:

I hope your house burns down
Renee makes it clear she doesn't want a relationship. 7 January 2015:

One inch shorter
11 January 2015: