CWC Update 12 April 2009

"CWC Update 12 April 2009" (officially "CWC Update Easter 2009") is the video in which CWC announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.

Video
"Also, wanted to take a moment to reflect the memory of a past, uh, gal pal, or troll, still rumors are flying about..."

Transcript
Captain's Log, Stardate: Easter Sunday 2009.

[inhales] Just a short update.

The, uh, dating epi-, the dating education episode for the #9 book is up on the s-, cwcville.com, and, uh, I heart-, my heartfully dedicated, to my sweetheart, Ivy. [removes glasses for dramatic effect and makes creepy eyes]

I love ya, Ivy. Hmm. [chuckles] Also, she wanted me to dedicate it to her pet hermit crab.

Mmm. Have fun, she's got hermit crab, mm, so cute, hah, okay. [sharp inhale]

And also, I, uh, just, uh, also, and also dedica-, it's als-, nyeh, eh, in addition to it being dedicated to Ivy. [exhales audibly]

Also, wanted to, uh, take a moment to reflect the memory of a past, uh, p-, gal pal, or troll, still rumors are flying about....But anyway, the one who passed away, Sarah Jackson.

And also, with due respect to her, uh, sister Rita. Moment of silence for Sarah J....

[observes a 7-second moment of silence]

Oh, cool. Mmm. Peace.