100 2267



100 2267 is one of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In this video, Chris attempts to insult Clyde Cash by doing an overblown impression of him. He dresses up in orangeface (in a method reminiscent of a certain political figure), and tries to copy Clyde's characteristic hairstyle by slicking his hair back. The theme suddenly changes when "Clyde" starts rambling about how he deserves to die.

Video
"Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!"

Transcript
[Chris jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]

[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice] Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot [voice begins to break] who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! [Raises arms angrily] I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a spawn of spatan so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one-cent daaaauuuughteeeer. I am AN IDIOT!

[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher] Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! Kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!