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July 2009

 * Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (2:20)  Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009 (1:09)   Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note and killed BILLY MAYS.


 * The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 (3:50)  Chris "calls out" three people by insulting them and spitting out death threats, and gets his YouTube account suspended.


 * A near public apology 11 July 2009 (1:50)  Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.


 * Rollin' and Trollin' 17 July 2009 (7:57)      Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start, inspiring Liquid Chris.


 * CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 (:31)   Chris retcons the previous video and proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.


 * REAL Protest against the FAKE 22 July 2009 (1:27)    Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.


 * Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 (3:05)   Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.


 * It's UGH! 24 July 2009 (4:13)       Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while doing his best Tom Waits impression.


 * It's____ 24 July 2009 (4:07)  Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while donning a police costume he borrowed from one of his sex dolls.


 * Cwc dare 24 July 2009 (4:01)    Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".


 * Chris humps his PS3 24 July 2009 (8:11)    Chris dry humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.


 * CWC "Boyfriend" 25 July 2009 (3:35)  Chris sings his own rewrite of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".


 * I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC - 26 July 2009 (9:56)    Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.


 * CWC More Than A Feeling 29 July 2009 (5:10)  Chris plays Boston's "More Than a Feeling" on Guitar Hero.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009 (9:45)   Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.


 * That Goatee WILL Grow Back 31 July 2009 (2:07)   Chris shaves his goatee off without lubrication, to the tune of Christian rock.


 * SingStar Challenge Announcement 31 July 2009 (5:33)   Chris commences a musical challenge between him and Liquid.


 * SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 July 2009 (3:10)   Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog Boom CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

August 2009

 * SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 (4:06)   Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith and is accused by Chris of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.


 * SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 (4:09)   Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears and tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams.


 * C.W.C. - Thank You :) 3 August 2009 (3:58)   Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.


 * Exposing Jeff 4 August 2009 (9:55)   Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name."


 * CWC - Hand Drawn Original 4 August 2009 (9:51)   Chris attempts to prove his identity by recording himself drawing like a 4-year-old.


 * SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 (4:01)   Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.


 * For Kacey from CWC 4 August 2009 (1:21)   Chris pretends to be Liquid Chris in order to get china from Kacey.


 * SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 (12:07)   Chris sings "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," while Liquid Chris makes him sing it again and sings "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.


 * CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 (4:31)   Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "IAN!!! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!".


 * CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC 9 August 2009 (8:19)   Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.


 * LOOK at the truth! 10 August 2009 (4:57)   Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009 (2:43)  Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009 (7:49)  Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.


 * CWC Public Disclaimer 14 August 2009 (6:55)   Chris drops his dox and warns viewers not to buy Liquid Chris's merchandise.


 * NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 (2:48)   When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.


 * The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who 15 August 2009 (5:12)   Chris backpedals on the purpose of the SingStar Challenge.


 * Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes 16 August 2009 (7:35)   Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.


 * Light His Mind's Darkest Hour 16 August 2009 (2:56)   Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.


 * CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 (:37)   Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.


 * One Blessing, and One Curse 18 August 2009 (3:32)   Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and Curse-ye-ha-me-has.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 (1:56)    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.


 * Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC 22 August 2009 (4:33)  Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.


 * THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 (2:58)  While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.


 * Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls 29 August 2009 (1:55)  Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 (1:43)  Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

 * Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 (2:46)  Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.


 * Sign Destruction Video 6 September 2009 (1:20)   Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 (1:46)  Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.


 * Chris dispels videogame rumors 13 September 2009 (4:30)  Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.


 * Clyde Cash the kid video 16 September 2009 (1:12)   Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!


 * Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009 (1:14) Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009 (1:36) Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009 (8:02)  Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.

October 2009

 * Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009 (1:59) Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.


 * Warning - Naughty Women ;) 10 October 2009 (1:15)   Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.


 * Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 (2:47)    Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.


 * Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 (1:27)    Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.


 * Challenge for Clyde II 14 October 2009 (2:33)   Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.


 * War Paint Video 14 October 2009 (:59)    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009 (2:34)  Chris makes note of the return of CChanSonichuCWC to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.


 * Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud 17 October 2009 (3:57)  Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV...on easy.


 * Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 (2:03)  Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend, but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.


 * Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 (3:16)    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.


 * For Chris 22 October 2009 (8:32)  Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.


 * I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 (4:57)   Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.


 * 10242009 24 October 2009 (:28)   Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.


 * For Kacey II 25 October 2009 (1:03)   Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for Kacey possible china.


 * To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 (4:25)   Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.


 * ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 (:53)   The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.


 * For Chris II 27 October 2009 (1:09)   Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.


 * Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 (:25)    The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.


 * SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 (4:27)   With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.


 * Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 (1:10)     The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".


 * 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 (1:29)  Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.


 * Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 (:32)    The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.


 * My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey 31 October 2009 (2:38) Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.


 * Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 (2:31)  Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

 * I AM STRONG 1 November 2009 (:58)    Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.


 * Twin Falling Towers 1 November 2009 (:30)     Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.


 * It Will Never End 1 November 2009 (:23)   In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.


 * Apology for 9/11 Joke 2 November 2009 (2:19)   Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.


 * Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler 3 November 2009 (10:23)      Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.


 * 51 50 4 November 2009 (4:09)  Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.


 * No More Jokes 4 November 2009 (1:36)   Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.


 * Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You 6 November 2009 (5:12)   After the disastrous Father Call, Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.


 * CWC is Sad 10 November 2009 (2:44)   Chris tears up and congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.


 * Red Letter CWC Certified Day 12 November 2009 (2:04)    Chris, suddenly happy after being dumped brutally, shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009 14 November 2009 (1:59)  Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.


 * CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 (5:21)    Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.


 * Sonichu Powerpoint 24 November 2009 (18:34)  Chris does a video version of The Sonichu Chronicles...with a hand-held camera.

December 2009

 * Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009 3 December 2009 (6:24)  Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.


 * Sonichu's Edge 3 December 2009 (4:21)  Chris attempts to run down a street and induces motion sickness in his fans.


 * Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 (1:28)    Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 (8:08)       Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.


 * Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 (10:00) Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.


 * Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 (1:57)  Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.


 * IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 (1:43)   Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.


 * Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 (5:53)    Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009 20 December 2009 (2:40)  Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.


 * A Sonichu Day 24 December 2009 (9:16)  Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores Sonichu and Rosechu have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.


 * Shout out to Fans in Hospital 24 December 2009 (1:20)  Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".


 * Kill De Jack 25 December 2009 (3:21)   Chris make a video endorsing murder of Jack Thaddeus for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.


 * Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 (3:44)     Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.


 * To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 (3:25)    Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.


 * Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 (1:42)    Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.