User:Robotnik/Crossumentary

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 * Nintendo. Hello, Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo Gamecube. I am your host, my name is Christian Weston Chandler. I live in Ruckersville Virginia, and I is twenty-one years old, and I play because I am young at heart. So anyway, we're gonna' take a tour of my cit-y in Animal Crossing. This- the city's name is Cwcville, see, those are my initials, C. W. C. that's why it's spelt that way; and my character's name is Sonichu. You may remember him from uh previous letters that I have sent to you guys in the past. Anyway we're gonna' get set up now. Doot doot doo do do do Doot doot do do do do doot doot doot do do do- we usually do have a good time. So anyways, stepping out is my character, Sonichu. He's wearing the clothes with the character on it. Like I see you might remember his face; and there's his actual face. You remember the rest of his body you see a whole picture; and before we get to the daily routines I'm gonna' let you- I'm gonna' take you on a tour of my house as all as uh y'know as well as the daily routine we'll take a tour of the town, but first, the house. You see this logo on here? That is the logo to my website on the internet if you would like to visit it, here's the address; I'm gonna' leave it up for a few seconds. All right, that's enough. Now we're gonna' take a tour of my house. Turn on the light sos you can see better. This is my first floor, obviously. I keep things well organized, I got room to walk around in, I can even dance! Wanna' see me do a bit? Yellow is a mellow color, yes it is, it's a mellow color. Sonichu zaps with light-ning! Hey, mellow color! Yeah. 'course when I, uh, do a dance, I usually like to have my, uh audience. Ya doo do do whoop do do. But since it's getting close to Christmas I have the snowflakes on the wall instead; and I keep it in this closet. So anyway, uh, here's a fun thing, this snowman, he teach me how to play the piano, and by the way here's just to let you know, in case, uh, you can hear the, uh, music in the background... those are my karaoke numbers that I actually ma- that I actually made up lyrics to and I have played and uh, say my voice over the originals. So let me give you an example. May I, Mr. Snowman? Please, go right ahead! All right. Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage, tell me why I so need a cute girl my age, tell me why I ain't ever wanna' hear you say; I have a boyfriend! And that was inspired by a real thing. By the way, that's your website, i- that is your website, isn't it? Nintendo dot com. It's a nice place to visit, but we can not live there. Which brings us up to our next subject, a diary. You guys did a good job with it going back and forth within a twelve month radius, by the way, this is my birthday. Right here, my actual birthday, I was born in 1982, you guys- in case you wanna' take a note there. Okay, that's long enough. So anyway, uh, it does make a- not only does it work for a calendar but it makes for a good monthly journal. As for a monthly journal entry here in November. Yeah, I try to get a girlfriend because I don't have a girlfriend, but I have made up a poem, let you guys read it. All right? Scroll down a little bit as we go along. It's a very good pro- poem because I am an artist as well as a poet. I'll make a rhyme every time. Anyway, that's my poem, but in case uh, you didn't notice here, lookey here: Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage- I put my song lyric in here because it was inspired because I do not have a girlfriend. You know why? Because I have the phobia that every girl I talk to, she already has a boyfriend. All right, so anyway, moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I got- I'm collecting the NES games. I got most of 'em down here, and I got a couple upstairs. One of 'ems fake- you know the one I'm talking about. Does April first strike a bell? But my favorite game is right here, I like it because, uh, it really challenges the mind the math area and really gets you refreshed there; and by the way, you notice the two logos here? It's a good way to welcome the guests that come into your house. Old Nintendo 64 on the left and Gamecube on the right. Call it a before and after deal. Oh, looket this- good little south feng-shui here, 'corse makes for a good welcome mat. Speaking of feng-shui, I got my red ions along the east side and helps at getting the, uh, gettin' more NES games; 'specially that, um, Wario's Woods. By the way, how the heck do you get that game anyway? I mean, all you tell us to do is to go to Animal Island; but then what the heck do we do? You should have given us more details back in that previous issue of, uh, Crossing Guardian; and speaking of which, y'know I've been a long-time subscriber, so therefore I got all the previous issues and I time travel back and forth when I start Animal Crossing to collect a few items; but, uh, in respect to, uh, tri- time traveling back because I missed a few things, I created a temporary character and his name was Tim Time Tale, and, uh, he time traveled back and got the remaining items, gave 'em to me as well as the other character I made up and, uh, in anoth- in the other city in slot B, which, uh, I'll tell you about that later. Anyway, we're goin' upstairs. This is my bedroom. It's a lot of fun, isn't it, because I like to make things fun since, y'know, I'm young at heart; and here's a fun joke- turn on the TV, sit down, and watch TV while you wait t-to get on the internet. It's a good way to kill time anyway. Anyway, here's the fake. Is that familiar? Right. *sigh* Anyway, this is my bed. The Harvest Bed, nice choice, isn't it? I'm gonna' take a quick nap. Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Zzzz- okay, nap's over. All right, y'wanna see my music collection? It's all good. I got 'em all courtesy of K. K. Slider, well, of course the first one was a freebie from the e-Reader card. Swipe! Swipe! Swipe! Anyway, here's the pen of Mario Brothers stuff, oh, you notice what time it is? It's 1:15. Good time to start, in the afternoon. Anyway, now we're headin' down to the basement. Lemme just turn on the lights. I keep my models down here. It's a nice little arrow of models, uh even enough room for me to walk around in. Well, that's a cute joke. Hey, stop, you're under arrest! What for? For, uh, being in the black market, you red fox! Aww, geeze! And I got both houses, yeah I scored that high with the HRA. Notice this train? I wonder where it's headin' to. It's probably headin' over to the memory card in slot B. I'll tell you about that city later. Anyway, this is where I do my cooking you ca- if you ever do your cooking in Animal Crossing for Nintendo Gamecube. I had that DVD. And this is the fridge, I could store my food in there, but I can't. What, does it have a padlock on it or somethin'? Oh, look! Here's my phone, let's make a phone call. Hello? Thank you. Good advice. Hey, let's have a seat in this thing, I like this thing, listen to this. I gotta' do that again. One more time. Okay, that's enough, too much fun, you die of laughing. So, anyway, that's my house, lemme just turn off the lights before I leave. All right, now we're gonna' go to my daily routines as well as a tour of the town. You notice I got an empty inventory- and by the way, here's a good rule of thumb, keep my shovel, net, pole, axe and set of letters here on the bottom row; y'know why? I'll tell you about that when we get to Nook's shop. Anyway, I usually check my mail, oh whaddya know, I got three presents. Let's see what this one is, though. Bob? Oh, I guess he moved out, oh well. Anyways, let's see what we got from the, uh, from Owley from the Museum, cuz, uh, I dig up those fossils, and, uh, I sell them. Makes a nice profit. I just quickly, uh, read through 'em and throw 'em away. Y'know, like junk mail.

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 * You could also save pop ups if they had an 'X' on them. Let's see what we got here, dinosaur track, a Triceratail and a dinosaur egg. Well, that'll make a nice profit; by the way in case you missed the first song, I'll put it up again. okay, you got it. All right, now, before we head to the next shop which will be the last stop on the tour we go- we're gonna' take the rest of the tour here. All right, let's see... Well, this is the train station. When I travel to the other city which I'll tell you about now, the na- the name of the city is CWCcity, spelled C.W.C. c.i.t.y. We'll visit there later, but not by train of course. It'll be uh ho- it'll be uh run by the, uh, character named Crystal, C.R.Y.S.T.A.L. when we get there. All right. Oh looket this, a hole in the ground. Yeah, you see sometimes when there's an item in CWCcity I don't have it here in CWCville because I had CWCville a lot longer than CWCcity. I bring stuff from CWCcity over here because obviously I did not collect this one yet. I got a good memory, and also, y'know, I got a good taste for music because I grew up on music. So anyway, let's move on- Oh! You notice this? Know why this is here? I paid my debt, and this is Sonichu's mug again, right next to the master. Oh, looket this, H.F.A. an a pair of mean eyes, must mean something bad. I know what it means, but I'll tell you about it at the end of the documentary here of the city of CWCville and CWCcity, or otherwise all the deal in Animal Crossing for Nintendo Gamecube in a nutshell. So anyway, here's the post office; do my mailing and such, and the eReader swipes. By the way, there's a good way of profits from the eReader, I'll tell you about that in CWCcity. Oh, whaddya know; a money spot. I'll just dig up the thousand bells. Yep, thousand bells, just bury that up. mmm, drag it up there. Use the R button to, uh, quickly pick up the items. Anyway, here's the dump. I come here first to pick up the- whatever items are here every time I start Animal Crossing. Hm, got a shirt. What we got here? A plant. I's have picked up a couple of those before so I know it's a plant. I don't really use plants in my house, you notice, except for that Christmas tree, but that's because, y'know, it's the holidays. But anyways, she's around here, I want to show you my favorite character, that I kinda' got to know from the start- oop, she just went in. So let's go say 'hello'. Yeah, um, uh, could you come out here, please? Darn it, I can't see her, but anyway, uh, I think you recognize her- oh here we go a little bit. Yeah, Mint, she's a sweetie. She gave me a birthday present on my 21st birthday when I time traveled back. Talk to me. Well, what do you expect? It's November! Yeah, I've got a heater in the basement. Huh, yeah, that's right; well, I'll see you later, Minty. You're a sweetie! Anyway, uh, let's also, on the trip we'll take a look at some of the other colorful characters we have around here. Also every time I, uh, keep track of the, uh, map see if anybody new came in. Oh, we got a new neighbor; Bertha. I didn't notice her before, so she's obviously new. So anyway, uh, let's move on. Here's another character I grew up with. Actually she moved in and what lived here most of the time, Marcie. You notice she's wearing a Sonichu shirt; Sonichu is very popular in CWCville. There's Aunt Cootie; she just went in. There's Elmer; he just went in. He's one of the senior citizens around here too. I say that because he's lived he- by the way, our uh- our city pa- root- is a beach, I've grown a lot of orange pairs and such. Oh, whaddya know, it's that girl from the train. I have to draw her face every time, but when I'm in a hurry I just color it; the whole thing and she looks like a blank face; but I gave her a face last time. Oh, there was another character up beyond the hill, and she just came out, Shevare. Whaddya know, she's wearing Elmer's clothes. Anyway, moving on with the tour. Well, heh heh, good joke. Anyway, also, y'know, I like to use the billboards for my signs up. There's my Sonichu site logo, there's Sonichu's mug, I got two here side-by-side represent the, uh, holiday and, uh, such; and we got yer corn that you got from the previous issue, and I drew this leaf, obviously for Thanksgiving and the harvest festival. Oh, look, there's Groucho. He's wearing the Sonichu site shirt. Let's say 'hello'! Entertain me. A fruit, huh? I- I'll take one. Yeah, it makes a nice little profit when you talk to them; and most of the time it happens with the jobs. So, anyway, yeah, here's Leopold, he moved in a long time. Here's Hank, he's one of the senior citizens around here also But he's always met with Hank- meant with Homer. Let's go say 'hello' to the new neighbor! Oh, there she is, she must be Bertha. Hello, Bertha. It is a nice place. You're scatterbrained. Yep, okay, we'll see you around. Here's the museum. Let's go look at the exhibits! First we'll look at the bug exhibit. I got most of the bugs, I'll show 'ya. This is my bug collection, I caught them all one-by-one and donated them one-by-one. Wanna' see my number of fish? Not as much. Anyway, uh, all the bugs are just runnin' around here. Hey, whaddya' know, we got a couple- few bugs on the trees here. Two of them are fighting. Well, that's funny, like Lucy and Desi. I love Lucy. Anyway, uh, nebit, cebit, zibit, the fish exhibit. Yeah, you can see here I caught those fish and I donated them. Hmm, this one is empty. I guess it's waiting for a kind donation. Yeah, here's a bunch of fish; here's some more fish. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. Alright, anyway, moving on with the tour the museum, take a look at the paintings. I haven't gotten them all yet, but, uh, I got a few. Here's a nice one, it's strange though. sw- why- I gu- why I'd call it a strange painting. Yeah, some of them are- most of them are just waiting for a kind donation, but I got this one from a swipe. Your, uh, Common Painting.  Well, my favorite painting around here is, uh, right here. Washington crossing the Delaware, but you guys call it the Classic Paining. Anyway, moving on, We're gonna' check out what I worked hard for and actually got done, the fossil section. All the fossils, right here; all of them! Dug them all up! Though the last one I completed and the last one I picked up was the pterodactyl. All I needed was the right wing and that completed the pterodactyl as well as the fossil exhibit; and who's my favorite? It's obvious. Anyway- oh, you can actually see a bug in that amber, y'know? That right there, I wonder what kind of bug that is. I think it was in the, uh, insect thing. Oh well, forget it. Anyway, moving on with the tour, leaving the museum. See you later, sleeping Blathers. Well, here's another neighbor, Cookie; She just went in. Alright. Well, anyway, uh, since we're, uh, down here, I'm gonna' tell you a couple of things. This is a- here's a- here's the dock, right here, and there's the sea turtle. Of course I usually would check around the, uh, beach lines for old Gulliver, that sailor bird. You should have called him Pelliper like the Pokemon. You notice these two signs here? You need a Gameboy Advance to get started, but when you come back, welcome to the Gamecube. Anyway, let's go visit the island real quick, 'cuz I'll show you something fun you could do on the island. I use my Gameboy Advance SP but I do have a GBA as well.

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 * Well, I use the, uh, SP for, uh, y'know the eReader because y'know my Digimon players. It's, uh, easier to hold as swiping as, as compared to the, uh, GBA, the original. yeah- this sweet young lass, so full of spunk an' sass, over tea, she tells me I gots no class. I ain't no crummy creep who lives in trash heaps! I'm just one old sea-hun who needs some sleep. *unintelligible noises* No, I do not. *rhythmic unintelligible noises* Woooh! I know, the singing annoys me too. I just mock it, and that's- that's why I kinda' have this thing on mute anyway. I listen to my music... everytime I play. I actually turn it off right after we- just after we- just as we leave the, uh, bridge there. So, anyway, this is my island, Cwcville island. Looket all these coconuts here, in the tropical seas with the coconut trees, we will look and see, coconut. Fine little way to make a profit. Here's Flash. Troz, I gave him that expression, like Pinky and The Brain. So, let's say 'hello'. I'll let you have it, 'cuz I don't need it. It doesn't look too bad on you. Anyway, here's a fun way to make a profit, 'course you need the Gameboy Advance for this; you shake the trees, you grab the coconuts, I put em all over- I- I gathered 'em all over here in this area, and then I just drag them over to the bird and after the first three coconuts, he gives me money and I just put 'em all back in the proper place around here, and when I come back to the island, Gamecube version instead of the, uh, on the Gamecube, instead of in the Gameboy Advance after uploading, I collect the money. 'Cuz I has 30,000 Bells, that's very nice. Anyway, I'll show you what you can do with your house on the island. I use mine as storage for the, uh, extra items I, uh, don't have room for at home. Yeah, I got a bunch, 'course I got mostly wallpaper and shirts; that's why I got all these dressers. But I've gotten all the, uh, carpets from Sahara, she was here yesterday. How do I know? I usually keep track; I made a special sticker with my Gameboy camera and I just,uh, whenever I- whenever there's a holiday, or, uh, when there's a special event, as noted by the Copper, I note it on the calendar with one of those special stickers. I write it down whether it's for Cwcville or Cwccity. Anyway, we're gonna' leave the island. See 'ya later, Flash! Troz! Or, uh, Zort! Hey, Kapp'n! Yeah, I'm leavin'. No thank you. Oh, by the way, Sonichu's mug is the flag of the island, obviously. Don't worry, this time I'm not gonna' imitate his singing; instead, I'll talk about something random, Sonic the Hedgehog. By the way, those two, uh, characters in the tailor shop, Mable and Sable, are they hedgehogs, or porcupines? 'Cuz, I dunno, they look like hedgehogs and/or porcupines but I'm not sure which are they. Well, either way, if they're hedgehogs, you got my vote on Sonic. Speaking of which, you should have made- Sonic Heroes should be Nintendo Gamecube exclusive because XBox and Playstation 2, my opinion is the same as yours, they both stink. Yeah, I do not even own them, I don't even want them, and that goes douple for the PS1 as well. But if you want to know my game systems, I had my Gamecube for about almost a year and a half now, I got it on May 31, twenty-oh-two. I got your SNES, Nintendo 64, NES, I got the Genesis 301 with, uh, original Genesis, 32X and Sega CD as well as Sega Dreamcast and a Sega Saturn. So I got mostly all of them.