Talk:Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud

Removed some spelling errors from the article. Now Chris has tainted this song as well. --Hayate666 13:04, 18 October 2009 (CEST)

The only "exercise" he gets.
I wonder if he'll ever play DDR, it would be nice to see that fat ass exercise (playing Guitar Hero doesn't count). I've seen the DDR pad in his room collecting dust mites. Scarletdragon 11:44, 18 October 2009 (CEST)

I'm guessing no.

On an unrelated note, according to /cwc/, a krapplefag bid on Chrissy's shitty guitar, then asked him to show that it still worked before he paid up. Keep in mind this is /cwc/, but it seems plausible. Should that tidbit go in the article or what? --Jump 17:47, 18 October 2009 (CEST)

I'm sure he tried it as some point, as it's a rather big part of weeaboo culture. But, like everything else that takes actual effort, he probably abandoned it shortly after purchase. --LizardPie 18:01, 18 October 2009 (CEST)

What game is this? I can't tell if it's Guitar Hero or Rock Band or what. --OFSheep 02:36, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
 * Definitely Guitar Hero. The character graphics are Guitar Hero esque, the opening animation is straight out of GH, and it uses the Guitar Hero GUI. Also: at least it wasn't 21st Century Schizoid Man. Ensign disposable 02:52, 19 October 2009 (CEST)

The tv and the guitar
Is the tv from his tugboat or is it a way his parents keep him in the house, giving him massive delays in finding his true honest sweetheart! Are there more images of the guitar he is using now? It looks like the basterd raped his rock band fender stratocaster.

I don't get it.
So he first drew a picture of him having nubile monstrous contortions with three women, and had the failguitar on the bed. I first thought this was his way of saying that he's an imaginary rockstar, who righteously gets all of the imaginary women. Yet, in this video, we see the women are the rockstars and Chris is nowhere to be seen. This raises a fascinating question: why do imaginary rockstars want to perform nubile monstrous contortions with Chris? ...Wait, this is Chris, this backstory may not be entirely consistent and logical. --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 20:40, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
 * Chris is, in fact, the lead guitarist. Look at the video you can find on the Guitar Hero entry. Chris got a virtual (and slimmer) version of himself. He's "playing with himself" again on stage with the said virtual ladies in this very video. you can see him easily; he's the guy with the red shirt. Typical Chris with fantasies of greatness. Griffintown 21:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
 * Ahhh, okay, this is me being blind as usual. Same old things! --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 17:52, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

Butchered?
As someone that used to play plastic guitar games, it's worth mentioning that he's actually not that bad. This performance is a 99% on expert difficulty, although the song itself is low tier. It's still damning with faint praise that of all the failure in his life, at least his autism grants him the ability to press a predetermined sequence of buttons in sync. Picklemonster 05:39, 26 January 2013 (PST)