IRC (22 December 2008)

An IRC chat with Chris took place on 22 December 2008. After some small talk, the chat settled into a Q&A format, with Chris answering questions posed to him by famed trolls Cogsdev and Vivian Gee. The majority of the questions were relatively innocent, especially compared to the perverse secrets that PandaHalo and Julie tended to extract from him. Were it not for the fact that Chris is Chris and his "fans" hate him, it would be much like any other celebrity interview.

Chris reveals that he'd like to visit Japan, England and France, claims that he's related to Anne Boleyn, and that he'd like to finish fifty full Sonichu issues in his lifetime. He claims he'd like to work for Archie comics, probably just because they publish the Sonic the Hedgehog comic. He also reaffirms the fact that he's woefully unaware of world events, simply because he doesn't like bad news very much. He also thinks that he's handsome, and claims that his figure is so "good" because he plays Guitar Hero. The chat ends with a solemn mention of the family of Ryan Cash, foreshadowing the hell that his unstoppable brother Clyde would rain down upon Chris.

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00:25 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu 00:25 -!- Guest is now known as Guest1 00:26 < canine> OH 00:26 -!- Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu 00:26 < BlueSpike > Hi Chris! 00:26 < canine> oh damn 00:26 < ChrisChanSonichu > Hey. 00:26 < canine> hey, chris 00:26 < Cameron_Van_Dierten > hey chris 00:26 < ChrisChanSonichu > okay, so time for a few Qs to A 00:26 < Cameron_Van_Dierten > aye 00:26 < Cameron_Van_Dierten > let me go get them 00:26 < Cameron_Van_Dierten > brb 00:26 < ChrisChanSonichu > ok 00:26 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 14 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 13 normal] 00:27 < ChrisChanSonichu > is someone going to "+o" me? 00:27 < BlueSpike > The one Op is currently away, sorry. D: 00:27 < canine> yeah 00:27 -!- cogsdev [~obey@Rizon-89714B66.brnt.adsl.virgin.net] has joined #sonichu 00:27 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o cogsdev] by ChanServ 00:27 < canine> oh, cool 00:27 < BlueSpike > But there we go! 00:27 < BlueSpike > Chris is here, Cogs. 00:27 < canine> cogs! 00:27 < canine> guess who is here 00:27 < <font color="#F05304">Cameron_Van_Dierten > cogs, guess whos here 00:27 < canine> heh 00:27 < <font color="#F05304">Cameron_Van_Dierten > please op CWC yo 00:27 < canine> and set #sonichu to moderated 00:27 < canine> bitte 00:28 < XanatosVanBadas> Hey, Chris! 00:28 < <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > hey 00:28 < XanatosVanBadas> How's it going? 00:28 < XanatosVanBadas> :) <font color="#BDBDBD">00:28 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by cogsdev 00:28 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > Hi Chris, just let me get the questions <font color="#BDBDBD">00:29 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o ChrisChanSonichu] by cogsdev  00:29 < canine> yeah 00:29 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > The first Official Meeting on the PSN's Home in the Sonichu Home Clubhouse will be on Janurary 2, 2009 at 9:00 PM, EST. Still a few slots left open, so first-come, first-serve. 00:29 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > actually, like about 20 slots or so. :) 00:29 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > OK, are you ready to answer some questions? 00:30 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > the topic will be a Pre-Upload reading of Episode 18. 00:30 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yep. 00:30 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > okay 00:30 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > Would you get a tattoo? If so, what would it be of? 00:30 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > No, I would not get a tattoo. 00:30 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > What are your views on todays economic crisis? <font color="#BDBDBD">00:31 -!- vivitheg [~clydethel@Rizon-8189FBA3.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu 00:31 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o vivitheg] by ChanServ 00:31 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I do not pay attention to bad news details. 00:31 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > so, no opinion. 00:31 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > What are three things you wish to accomplish before you die? 00:31 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > although, I am aware of them. 00:31 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > hmm... 00:32 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu Marry my Female Sweetheart and have our daughter for one; that's a given. <font color="#BDBDBD">00:32 -!- Jerkhief [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu 00:32 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > finish my comic series with numerous comics at least. <font color="#BDBDBD">00:32 -!- Jerkhief [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has left #sonichu [] 00:32 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > by numerous, I mean at least 50 books 00:32 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > uh... 00:33 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and live my life like I normally do. 00:34 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and better. 00:34 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > a fan writes: "Last time you said you won the Parappa the Rapper contest, but I looked it up and it said someone named Adam Stackhouse had won! Was there a mistake made?" <font color="#BDBDBD">00:34 -!- asdf1XX0 [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu 00:35 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I was in the Top Ten to win the one grand prize, and the remaining 9 to win a copy of the PSP game, PSP-1000 skins, charm and hat. 00:35 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I WON one of the 9 PSP games. 00:35 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and all that. 00:35 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > okay 00:35 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > What countries in the world you would like to visit and why? 00:36 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Japan; Anime and Videogames and culture. <font color="#BDBDBD">00:36 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-BFC8F9D4.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu 00:36 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > England. <font color="#BDBDBD">00:36 -!- Guest is now known as Guest34111 00:36 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > France 00:37 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > any others? 00:37 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > those two, because I'm part British, French and Cherokee; I'm a decendant from Anne Bolyn's Family; in relation to her being an aunt. 00:37 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > *mother of Queen Elizabeth I 00:37 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > ah 00:38 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > no others come up at the moment. 00:38 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > okay 00:38 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > What is your favorite brand of underwear? 00:38 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Maybe Australia. 00:38 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > FOTL 00:38 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > Who would you rather have publish the Sonichu comic? DC, Marvel, Dark Horse, or some other publishing company? 00:39 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Archie Comics 00:39 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > a concerned fan writes: "You mentioned there being a Sonichu Clubhouse on Playstation Home. I went to check it out and found nothing there! What happened?" 00:40 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > a bug with Home Beta; removes all furniture behind my back, and I have to boot up my Namco Museum Beta to even bring up my Arcade Machines and Namco Chairs. 00:40 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > *all furniture in the Clubhouse. <font color="#BDBDBD">00:40 -!- asdf1XX0 [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has left #sonichu [] 00:40 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I still have majority of the furniture in my apartment/summer house <font color="#BDBDBD">00:40 -!- Sonichu_Fan [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu 00:41 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > still need to regain my echochrome and Ice Breaker unlocks. 00:41 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > From CutieBolt54: "Do you like going to the doctor/dentist? Needles and drills and stuff scare me!" 00:41 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > AFTER Sony fixes that bug. 00:41 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I have no fears with docs or dentists. 00:41 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Eh, What's Up, Doc? 00:42 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > What ever happened to Bill the Scientist? 00:42 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > How should I know what happens to Bill? That's NOA's thing. 00:42 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > oh, i thought he was your creation 00:42 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > assumed wrong. 00:43 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > ah okay 00:43 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > We all know Britney Spears is the one for you musically. However, would you consider checking out and reviewing music from bands such as Front 242, Ministry, The Sisters of Mercy, Fields of the Nephilim, Killing Joke, Skinny Puppy, etc.? 00:43 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I am open-minded to all artists. 00:43 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > so yes 00:44 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > here's another: What did you think of Episode One of Star Wars? 00:44 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu> I've enjoyed 5/6 Episodes, and Clone Wars; didn't see EP3 yet. 00:45 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > although I am aware of 3's story. 00:45 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > We know now that the PS3 is your best life upgrade ever. What could top that? 00:45 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > my Female Sweetheart. 00:45 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > 'cha 00:46 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > Chris, what do you think is your most desirable trait? 00:47 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > that depends on the woman's P.O.V.; my handsomness, gentleman charms, sharp, smart wit, etc. 00:47 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > possibly good in bed, but that's to be determined. 00:47 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > a fan writes: A friend said that he did not like Sonichu, so I gave him a kick the in teeth! Was that right to do? 00:49 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > well, he/she is entitled to his/her opinion, and violence over a petty detail of disintrest is discouraged. BUT if he/she/them put up a hate site, send threat letters or act violent physically or deep in emotions, then they deserve a good kick in the head. 00:50 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > in a similar vein: If a troll were to confront you in real life with violent intentions, what would you do? 00:50 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > it depends... 00:51 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu> if the troll was easy to recognize, then I would confront, give a good talk-to, then if he/she strikes me after that, then I'd strike back. 00:51 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > if NOT easy to recognize... 00:52 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > unless that person makes it obvious IRL, like a upfront self-introduction and strikes, then I'd just be on my peaceful way. 00:53 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > Have you played any MMORPGs? (massively multiplayer online role playing games) 00:53 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Warhawk. 00:54 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > oh, you mean like warhammer; no. 00:54 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > warcraft? 00:54 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > not played either, btw 00:55 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > okay 00:55 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > If you could have any girl in the world, fictionalor non fictional, who would it be? 00:55 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > is Warhawk considered a MMORPG? 00:55 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > ... 00:55 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > i didn't know it was an RPG 00:55 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > INS either, but I'm just asking. 00:56 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > ... 00:56 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > well, from what i saw of it, it was a shooter, but i haven't played so i'm not sure 00:56 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > ok 00:56 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > but moving on to the next question: If you could have any girl in the world, fictional or non fictional, who would it be? 00:57 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Britney Spears. 00:57 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > What do you like about Japanese culture, and what would you do in Japan? 00:58 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > their technology, kung-fu, ninja, peaceful ways of life outside of violence. SHOP for Playable Games on my Game Boy, GBA, DS or PSP at least. 00:59 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > as well as explore. 00:59 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Region-Free Code. 00:59 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > Why do you think so many people give you hate? 00:59 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > UMD Movies have a Region Code, so that's a no-go. 01:00 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > they're probably jealous, but they have nothing to be jealous of; I'm only a simple human being, with life's ups and downs; outcast-like, so much that can be learned about me, like most others, etc. 01:01 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > *and to be understood. 01:01 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'll take one more question for now. 01:01 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > okay 01:02 <@<font color="#8A0808">cogsdev > oh i lost the question list hold on a second please 01:02 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > ok 01:03 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > I got it cogs. 01:03 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > How much exercise do you get a day to keep up such a good figure? 01:05 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Plenty; I play Guitar Hero, Rock Revolution or Rock Band (FINALLY RELEASED THE PATCH for Rock Band; I can play it NOW with my PS3 Les Paul!) 01:05 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > just some final comments before you leave 01:05 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > A gay fan just wants to say: I just want you to know that despite your hatred for my kind, I want you to know that you are really handsome. <font color="#BDBDBD">01:06 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-E56A4103.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu 01:06 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-E56A4103.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [] 01:07 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > thank you, yet I feel wierded; no offense. 01:07 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > And Ryan Cash's family (the boy who commited suicide over Sonichu) wants to let you know that they hope his departure from his mortal coil has not affected you that much. 01:07 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > it is a sad loss, and I offer my condolences to the family. 01:08 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I've had an emotional moment, but I'm okay now. 01:08 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > Do you have a message for the family? 01:08 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Try to move on and live life as peacefully as possible; I'm sure Ryan would have wanted his family to be happy as much as possible. 01:09 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I know that God and Jesus would have told them the same thing from the bible. 01:11 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I gtg; I'll answer more questions after the Holiday season. Peace and Merry Christmas, Happy Haunaka, Happy Chaunaka, Happy Kawanza, and all the rest of the holidays as well. :) <font color="#BDBDBD">01:11 -!- ChrisChanSonichu [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: ChrisChanSonichu] 01:11 -!- mode/#sonichu [-m] by cogsdev 01:11 -!- Sonichu_Fan is now known as Jerkhief 01:11 -!- cogsdev changed the topic of #sonichu to: Chris-chan Hate Chat Please Change Nick By Typing /nick yourname REMEMBER TO STAY STRAIGHT!!! ALL TROLLS WILL GET A GREAT BIG HUG