Talk:SHE IS MINE NOW

The whisper: I think he's saying "Please don't. I swear." Played it several times. Got creeped out. Anaconda 09:06, 29 October 2009 (CET)
 * I'm almost certain that he's actually saying "You just don't... I swear" Zayce 01:16, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Buster Brown
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Brown -- Off-topic, but total nightmare fuel. A comic about a grinning, bug-eyed child in a sailor suit and his somewhat demonic talking dog which was retired in 1920, making it older than Bob Chandler. Wiki says the creator of the comic sold the name to a shoe company who used midgets to portray the character in some kind of bizarre marketing strategy based on sheer terror. The shoe company bearing the character's name survives to this day. No idea who "Mama Brown" is. The creator of Buster Brown died a wealthy man in 1928. For some reason, Chris is referencing popular, successful things from 90 years ago instead of popular and successful things from his own childhood. Or he's trying to sound more like the crazy lady in Misery. I think we broke Chris. Anaconda 10:23, 29 October 2009 (CET)
 * Wow, interesting tidbits, indeed! Turns out Buster Brown was one of the comics featured in Amerikalainen kuvakirja ("The American Picture Book"), the first ever comic book published in Finland. In 1904. That's before our country gained independence. If this doesn't provoke the feeling of "not entirely on the pulse of the current trends in popular culture", I don't know what does. Can Liquid Chris counter this heinous threat with some fresh jokes from around Hammurabi's reign? --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 11:25, 29 October 2009 (CET)

Aging Christian
You're very right, he seems older than he was yesterday during his To Chris 2 video. It's incredibly disturbing how fast he's getting older; Is it even possible for it to take place this fast?

Nah, it's probably just the effect of not having showered and combed his hair since God/Jesus knows when. - larrykoopa13 05:51, 29 October 2009 (CST)


 * I think this is like when they arrest a typically beautiful celebrity for cocaine possession or drunk driving, and in the mugshot they look like a disheveled mess. Only even moreso, because Chris is always a mess.--Beat 12:56, 29 October 2009 (CET)


 * Yeah, that makes sense. LEAVE CHRIS ALONE! - larrykoopa13 22:26, 29 October 2009 (CST)

Uh, medfag here, Actually rapid aging is quite possible through more than one means: a some environments along with diets and a lack of sleep(black mold loving Chris certainly does all of those) can cause oxidative stress, which in part explains his continually receding hairline. Chrisy’s stress itself also probably leads to a high level of corticosteroids, which basically rot out all sorts of interstitial tissue(Skin, gums, hair and the like) and promote the development of fat and glucose release(I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris is pre-diabetic).

I do think that from the vids we have around it looks like Chris has aged significantly over the last year,(no really look at his hairline, and sagging skin), his lifestyle probably plays a big role in it, but his inability to deal with life (and trolls)certainly makes a difference as well. I can’t feel bad for him or his rotting body though, you’ve all shown that he’s a disgusting bigoted sociopath that really can’t see past himself, and if he really did have it his way he’d Deathnote/curse everybody that doesn’t act like he’d want. Hopefully he’ll hurry up and loose all of his crown hair soon enough.-- Kei 19:59, 31 October 2009 (CET)


 * What specific age do you think he is? 46, or 47 maybe? Maybe he's older, because my parents are around 58 or 59 and neither of them are losing their hair. larrykoopa13 22:04, 1 November 2009 (CST)
 * It's hard to be exact but a lot of his markers like skin health (and sagging) do put his effective age at 40something(given the 30pushups example his circulatory might be slightly and expect to add a decade or two when he does become a full blown diabetic). Hair loss is something of a variable amongst people and it doesn't actualy tell all that much about age but instead hormonal influence, of course it does tend to get worse with age, and more than half of all men eventually do develop some form of androgenic hair loss from the cumulative horomonal efects(first parts to usually go are the forehead and temples just like with Chris), but it's really a genetically influenced thing. That said it does seem that Chrisy's hair loss is partly due to his lifestyle: Bob's hairline isn't bad for someone his age so the accelerated hair loss probably isn't innate, instead it looks like "Ricardo"'s life style is what builds up DHT, (the hormone most involved in hair loss) obesity and a high triglyceride/cholesterol level fuel the production of more sex related hormones, which means elevated levels of DHT (and ironically enough) estrogen are in his body resulting in the balding/gynecomastia combination, and I'm sure the corticosteroids(tissue damage/fat build up remember) amplify the effects. Kei 22:49, 2 November 2009 (CET)

What is the tv playing?
what is that? Pikanic2 17:24, 29 October 2009 (CET)

His music, maybe.--Jerkop 21:37, 29 October 2009 (CET)

Chris Sucking At Rapping

 * This video proves that without a shadow of a doubt that Chris sucks at rapping. --UJ1985 22:07, 29 October 2009 (CET)
 * No. I refuse to accept that as "rapping"  That's shouting random short sentences that don't even rhyme.--Beat 22:16, 29 October 2009 (CET)
 * I guess you're right! --UJ1985 22:28, 29 October 2009 (CET)
 * Liquid Chris, on the other hand... --Beat 04:36, 30 October 2009 (CET)
 * Jesus fucking Christ, that was awesome. And I hate rap. Blangle 19:01, 31 October 2009 (CET)

Someone get a fucking transcript up here. An MP3 would be nice too. ArizonaBay 02:33, 1 November 2009 (CET)

There were a few parts I had to guess at, like the "pages" and "faces" during the fast part. Correct away if I heard anything wrong. Bunsteaks 06:04, 3 November 2009 (CET)