May 2018 Paid Video Requests

This page lists the video requests that Chris was paid to do in May 2018.

Shout out to school shooters
Barb stars in these two videos, each shouting out to a school shooter. The first one wishes Nikolas Cruz, the perpetrator of the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting a happy birthday and the second is a shout-out towards Adam Lanza, the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooter. These were requested by the same ween who requested a video of Barb dancing.

Chris appears to have been unaware of their true identities at the time of the two videos being made.

Transcript
Chris: Action.

Barb: (silence)

Chris: (annoyed) Action!

Barb: Hello, my name is Barbra Chandler. I wish to wish Nikolas Cruz happy birthday.

Chris: Yayyy!

Barb: Please, could yo- buy Christine Chandler's uh merchandaise, to help us pay the mortgage. We appreciate it. Thank you very much.

Chris: And where do we buy this stuff from? My Ebay.

Barb: Buy on Ebay!

Chris: Yeah, link below. Thank you, anything else you wanna say?

Barb: No, that's all.

Chris: How about (?) "Have a good day?"

Barb: Thank you.

Chris: 'Bout (?) "Have a good day"? Why can't you say "Have a good day"?

Barb: Have a good day!

Chris: YAYYY!

Transcript
[Barb stares blankly at the camera for a few seconds waiting for Chris to give her a signal to begin]

Barb: My name is Barbara Chandler, I'm giving a shout-out to- Adam "Lanzie"!

Chris: [annoyed] Lanza!... Jeez, oh well, coo- [video ends abruptly]