September 2014 Facebook Posts

The following are Facebook posts Chris posted in September 2014.

Summary

 * As usual, many of his posts included links to his eBay page.
 * 3 September - Chris is having sales on his eBay items.
 * 3 September - Chris is boycotting Sonic Boom until Sonic's arm color is changed back.
 * 5 September - Chris uses his new girlfriend as an excuse for delays.
 * 5 September - Chris tries to sell an item he found in the trash.
 * 5 September - Chris asks the LBGT community to help lift a ban at WalMart.
 * 6 September - Chris defends his right to sell the police box on eBay.
 * 9 September - Chris decides to extend the sales indefinitely and announces three new works of art.
 * 9 September - Chris posts a photo of himself with new HRC swag.
 * 9 September - Chris uploads a new profile pic.
 * 10 September - Chris feels sorry for hookers, pleads for money.
 * 11 September - Chris modifies his profile pic for unclear reasons.
 * 12 September - Chris announces that he is now selling replica medallions.
 * 13 September - Chris attends a pride festival and tries to redefine the word "gay."
 * 15 September - Chris pleads for sales so that his mother can go to the dentist.
 * 18 September - Chris discusses his new genital piercing and condemns trolling.
 * 20 September - Chris apologizes for screwing around with the word "gay."
 * 21 September - Chris describes the medallion-making process.
 * 23 September - Chris announces the opening of a Kickstarter campaign.
 * 24 September - Chris buys a new car and wants someone to buy Barb's junker.
 * 24 September - Chris declares that his commercial ventures are legit.
 * 26 September - In a fit of anger, Chris reveals private information about two of his eBay customers.
 * 28 September - Chris ships items, asks for patience.
 * 29 September - Chris reviews the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.
 * 30 September - Chris is still angry at one of his customers.

$50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL!
Chris made the following post four different times, with links to different eBay items for sale.

The Permanent Price Drop
Chris soon deleted this post and replaced it with those following.

Eisenhower and Lesbians
Chris explained the meaning behind his new artwork, "WACS: Real American Heroines":

The New Art Pieces
Chris shared links to his eBay account with images of two new drawings:

New Profile Pic
On 9 September, Chris uploaded a new profile pic featuring the red version of the Human Rights Campaign logo, which is intended to signify support for gay marriage.

A fan asked:

Chris replied:

BOGO Half-Off Deal
He added:

My Girlfriend is True and Honest
One of his friends responded:

Chris replied:

Revised Profile Pic
On 11 September, Chris revised his profile pic to depict the traditional blue HRC logo, without comment. One suspects from his other comments at this time that people were calling him gay and thereby offending him, and he was unsure how best to deal with the situation.

The History of American Lesbianism
Chris tried to clear up some questions about his new drawing, "WACS: Real American Heroines."

It's OK to Be G--Err, Be in a Merry, Lively Mood
Kim offered a correction:

Chris didn't care:

Free Medallion with Every Purchase! (Just Pay Shipping and Handling)
He added:

Introducing the Un-clit
On 17 September 2014 a report was made on the CWCki Forums that Chris has pierced his perineum. A day afterwords Chris wrote the following Facebook post in response:

Kim wrote to Chris the following response:

Chris:

Kim:

Chris:

Sale Reminder
Chris made the following post seven separate times, each with a link to a different eBay item for sale:

Permanent eBay Link
Chris posted in the "Notes" section:

Help Me Pay Off My Car Loan
Chris then added:

He clarified:

He further clarified:

Chris Sells His BMW
Chris posted a link to the Craigslist ad for the Beemer.

Chris Sells His Cadillac
Chris posted a link to the Craigslist ad for the Caddy.

Not a Scam!
He then added:

Mr. Smith Begins His Vengeance
To which he added:

Spoilers for the Family Guy Crossover
He soon followed this up with:

Kickstarter Project
Chris included a link to his updated Kickstarter page.

Are Sonic's arms blue?
Chris left the following comment on a post by "Sonic the Hedgehog" about the game Sonic Boom:

HotDiggedyHypocrite
Chris liked this image on 4 September:

He's Just One of the Girls
In response to a notice about a lesbian event posted on an HRC site, Chris commented:

Total Recall Flashbacks
Chris liked this image on 13 September 2014:

Health Concerns
On 24 September 2014, Chris's status indicated that he was "At Queer Health 101: LGBTQ Sexfest."

A Funeral for PlayStation Home
Chris responded to a comment regarding the end of support for the game PlayStation Home: