Vanessa AIM Chat 3

Vanessa AIM Chat 3 is the third chat between Chris and Joshua Martinez, an old acquaintance pretending to be Vanessa Hudgens. It took place on 16 April 2009.

Summary
This chat opens with Vanessa asking about Chris crashing into slumber over Blanca. Chris at first claims not to remember who she was, but then misremembers her as the now-deceased PandaHalo. He fails to show any qualms about her death. Vanessa asks about Chris's childhood, and he talks about puncturing three incarnations of Officer Nasty with his duck. Chris admits putting things up his ass in the past, but now restricts it to jets of water. He tries to play down their cyber session, saying that while he was typing Vanessa, he was shouting Ivy. He manages to resist her clumsy temptations and she changes the subject to Sarah Hammer and Megan. The chat ends with Chris trying to make a McDonalds date with her.

Transcript
Joshua (11:54:38 PM): so i know you told me alittle abit of Ivy but the video of you on youtube of you laying down crying and some girl broke up with you Joshua (11:54:44 PM): who was the girl? ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:33 PM): That was MONTHS Ago. and I do not remember that "girl", but "she" was a troll anyway. ChrisChanSonichu (11:57:07 PM): I think I remember now, yes. that was Sarah Cassandra McKenzie; not a troll. An australian girl, but she was a victim of the recent bushfires. Joshua (11:57:13 PM): i need too know little more info about your child hood bc wanny use it for the movie Joshua (11:57:24 PM): oh ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:26 PM): If I understood the scenario, I can offer a proper piece of my childhood from memory for the movie. A blow-up female sex doll, which came with a plastic, removable police outfit. ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:37 AM): In my adult life, I have gone through a number of female sex dolls. After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable. ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:54 AM): I think I've been through 3 of the "Officer Nasty" dolls. ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:20 AM): you can look up that, and other, sex dolls on http://www.adameve.com ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:44 AM): and with a minimum 17 dollar purchase, they offer a free gift. Joshua (12:02:46 AM): do you trust me? ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:57 AM): yes, Vanessa, I trust you Joshua (12:03:39 AM): do you put things in ur ass? if you do its kinda turn's me on ChrisChanSonichu (12:04:06 AM): I did for a short time, but I found it uncomfortable for me, so I don't do that anymore. Joshua (12:04:23 AM): comeon baby you still do it plzz tell me honey <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:04 AM): sometimes with a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:11 AM): other than that, no. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:25 AM): I tell you straight-out. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:08:02 AM): dont play with me <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:08:17 AM): chris you still have some feelings for me  <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:08:26 AM): i know you do bc i can tell it  <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:08:34 AM): strictly caring feelings for you as a friend. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:09:09 AM): chris you bad boy <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:09:13 AM): you know you do <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:09:17 AM): just tell me <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:09:27 AM): would you take me than ivy? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:09:49 AM): no, I would take Ivy first, because I have promised my heart and virginity to her. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:10:03 AM): Chris you told me you love me <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:10:14 AM): I love you as a friend. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:11:47 AM): what would you do if i was nacked in the Limo with you? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:57 AM): Yes, I would love to meet you for myself, as a friend. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:12:24 AM): and you like too see me Nacked <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:12:29 AM): I would feel nervous, and I would resist. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:12:43 AM): yeah right <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:12:51 AM): you'll go at it <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:12:54 AM): and fuck me <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:26 AM): No, I would not. I have my morals, and Jesus guides me. And I have my strong promises I have mutually made with Ivy. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:13:45 AM): you told me something diff early today <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:11 AM): I caved in, but even though I typed "Vanessa", I was actually shouting "Ivy" <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:14:19 AM): what would you do if you and Ivy broke up? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:14:41 AM): yeah right <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:41 AM): I would feel saddened for a while, but eventually I would move on. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:14:59 AM): no you would'nt you'll ask me out <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:15:03 AM): would'nt you? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:15:23 AM): maybe, but I can not foresee the future. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:15:40 AM): yeah <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:01 AM): Look, you're going to back in C-Ville tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:16:05 AM): but still if i came down there now and tease you little you'll make you move belive me you will <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:37 AM): you can try, but I will remain strong and resist. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:16:52 AM): oh baby fuck me im horny <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:17:05 AM): oh my god im really amn <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:07 AM): Do You Not Have Any Self-Control, Vanessa? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:17:18 AM): im so fucking horny <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:17:22 AM): i want you <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:25 AM): Please, Control Yourself. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:17:32 AM): i want you chris <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:17:38 AM): plzzz fuck me <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:17:41 AM): i want it  <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:17:46 AM): dont make me bag <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:52 AM): I have set my ground rules. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:18:01 AM): comeon i want you <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:39 AM): Please control yourself. How about 3:00 or 4:00 for our meeting tomorrow afternoon? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:10 AM): comeon baby i want ur dick <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:27 AM): dont tease me <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:33 AM): i dont like beening tease <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:41 AM): FUCK ME <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:43 AM): FUCK ME  <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:46 AM): CHRIS OH BABY <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:54 AM): im rubbing my pussy <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:57 AM): and getting wet <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:11 AM): I am being honest, I wish you would respect my space and request of a non-sexual conversation. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:21:28 AM): comeon <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:21:37 AM): i want you dick really bad <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:22 AM): I was once your age, when I would have wanted sex left and right, but I have grown up more mature mentally, and I have my Sweetheart I have been praying for from God and Jesus. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:30 AM): I wish you would respect my wishes. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:27:40 AM): what happen too Sara? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:12 AM): Like I said earlier, she perished in the recent Australian Bushfires. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:28:32 AM): im talking about Sara Hammer <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:39 AM): oh. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:59 AM): A few years ago, she got married to William Spicer <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:29:43 AM): since her last visit just after her wedding, I haven't heard from her since, outside of her father's updates on rare occassion [sic]. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:14 AM): Last I heard, William has been treating her very well, and she is healthy and safe. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:41 AM): Joshua told me recently that she was employed, but I forget where. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:30:44 AM): how did you get fired from ur job selling knives? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:31:58 AM): that was when I worked as a Cutco salesman. I did not get fired; my boss got replaced, then I did not know what to do with any future business transactions from that summer job, so I quit. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:32:52 AM): tell me little bit about the girl at thee game place <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:33:28 AM): ??? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:33:33 AM): chris u there? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:33:51 AM): i'm here. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:34:00 AM): Megan. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:34:34 AM): whats the lyrics to Sonichu's Zip? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:13 AM): a crush I had my eye on for the two years we were in personal touch. But she felt no lovey emotions for me, and last June, I got kicked out of The Game Place by that bastard, Michael Snyder; he hated my guts. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:57 AM): I'll e-mail you the lyrics after I've found my hand-written lyric sheet. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:11 AM): because it would take a while to type them up, and I can't remember them all off the top of my head. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:19 AM): at the moment <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:42:43 AM): have you seen the "sonichu the animated series" on youtube? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:42:55 AM): by Spaz Kid <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:43:00 AM): a bit of it <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:49:57): why are you doing comic 10 when he hasn't finished comic 9 yet <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:09 AM): no, I am working on Book #9; I did those few pages for 10 on-the-spot in a random spark of inspiration. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:50:51 AM): ur gona give me a copy? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:51:06 AM): I may. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:52:36 AM): I will have it completed soon enough. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:53:26): Where will you take me on our frst date? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:55:24 AM): I can treat you to lunch at the McDonalds when we meet there. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:55:56 AM): I have to get some sleep. I'll talk to you again later. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:56:09 AM): Love and Peace.

[Chat ends]