March 2013 Facebook posts



The following covers Chris's Facebook activity in March 2013.

Summary

 * 8 March - Chris complains about the need for eye contact.
 * 9 March - Chris has no plans for making additional comics.
 * 9 March - Chris attends Madicon.
 * 10 March - Chris finds out about an appearance on MTV.
 * 18 March - Chris believes that all autistic men look the same.
 * 21 March - Chris is lonely and angry.
 * 28 March - Chris can't figure out the social significance of having only female friends.
 * 28 March - Chris is tired of people discussing gay marriage.

Eye-Contact
Anna once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."

Trolled on MTV
Anna McLerran posted:

Failosophy
Chris linked to the MTV show episode he referenced above.

Chris calls out MTV
Chris posted a message on the "Failosophy" page:

Gay Marriage
Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case Hollingsworth v. Perry, probably because the news is preempting his My Little Pony reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", because lesbians are hot and homo men are icky.

The next day, Anna called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:

Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:

Kim joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris's rambling train of thought:

Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:

Kim made note of Chris' non-answer: