User:ROODOLF

I am a snot-nosed fuckhead. With a very snot-filled nose. And if you ever see me, I will strike a snot-filled pose.

My snot bubbles are ridiculously magnificent. I have one in a jar that has lasted for 26 years and still hasn't popped. I've lasted for 26 years and I still haven't pooped. Besides, poop bubbles aren't as good as snot bubbles. Even if they're my poop bubbles. My poop bubbles are still better than yours, though. I bet you can't even blow a bubble with your bum bum bum.