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January 2010

 * This was my fault 2 January 2010 (1:22)   Chris asks for forgiveness from The Coca-Cola Company and the CWCipedia's Sysop for his infringement of copyright laws.


 * Down with Asperchu 9 January 2010 (2:55)    Since Chris believes he is victorious over the gays after getting the despised ads taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of Asperchu.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010 12 January 2010 (1:11)     Chris, delusional as always, mentions talks of a work with anime distribution company ADV Films (which shut down 4 months before the video was created) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a tard rage over the Asperchu ads on his site.


 * Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010 14 January 2010 (2:11)    In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is a good person even after he cursed someone and wished for their imminent demise.


 * What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N 14 January 2010 (1:13)   Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the harmonica at all, making his statement in the Mailbag yet another lie.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010 15 January 2010 (:28)    Chris expresses his desire to take on four dudes at once and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.


 * Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version) 15 January 2010 (:51)    The video title, U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L, written in some kind of reversed 1337 pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.


 * Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke 17 January 2010 (9:30)    Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for Patti's spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010 22 January 2010 (1:45)    Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers."


 * Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010 30 January 2010 (2:28)    Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.

February 2010

 * CWC address to Royal Board 1 February 2010 (4:23)    Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK copyright, attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.


 * Address to Mao, the S.O.B. 1 February 2010 (1:03)     Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia.


 * Apologies to Alec and Evan 1 February 2010 (2:15)     After cursing Mao, Chris excuse himself to Alec and Evan for the "Past Unformalities" and ask if he can tone down his publicity on CWCipedia.


 * I Am Alive 5 February 2010 (2:30)     Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off Simonla, and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.


 * Captain's Log, Stardate February 9th, 2010 9 February 2010 (3:17)     Chris makes a video about how Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the undestroyable.


 * Cwcsicle February 2010 (?) (1:17)   Chris films himself holding his duck in the snow for fifteen minutes in a bid to get himself featured in the upcoming Jackass 3D.


 * Christian Love Day 23 February 2010 (1:12)  Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day!


 * Magical Man Potion 24 February 2010 (2:11)  Chris mixes up yet another disgusting concoction, but this time it turns him into someone less pathetic.


 * PS3 Tutorial for my fans 24 February 2010 (9:57)  Chris attempts to explain the PS3 and PlayStation Network.

March 2010

 * Captain's Log, Stardate March 2nd, 2009 02 March 2010 (2:33)     Chris apologizes to Alec, and shows off a new Asperchu medallion.


 * Surfshack Tito 02 March 2010 (:14)   Chris talks about Rocket Power.


 * A message to the Trolls 10 March 2010 (1:50)    Chris laments the ill effects the trolls have had on his life, and pontificates the feelings of a broken heart. This marks the end of his relationship with The Wallflower.


 * Don't Mess With Me 10 March 2010 (1:43)     Chris imagines going Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Clyde Cash.


 * Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! 14 March 2010 (1:03)    A kilt-wearing Chris threatens Surfshack Tito with a panty shot and his amazing knife skills.


 * "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!! 14 March 2010 (2:08)     Chris begs the Wallflower to be his sweetheart so he won't have to pay $100 for a prostitute.


 * Happy Sonichu Day 17 March 2010 (1:23)   Chris congratulates himself for ten years of Sonichu, and tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates.


 * Chris Drops the N-Bomb 17 March 2010 (:56)     Chris drops an N-Bomb on Surfshack Tito.


 * C-Ya Later 21 March 2010 (6:05)     After witnessing the carnage on CWCipedia, Chris vows to stay off the internet.  For real this time.  Honest.


 * Cleveland Show Voice Rant 22 March 2010 (1:06)   Chris discusses the quality of the voice acting on The Cleveland Show, 36 hours after vowing to leave the internet forever.


 * F Abstinance 28 March 2010 (1:32)   Chris condemns abstinence-based sex education, but for all the wrong reasons.

April 2010

 * Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean 12 April 2010 (4:28)     Chris returns to the Game Place and calls the manager "Jew" when he refuses to admit him back. Audio only.


 * For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV 22 April 2010 (5:03)      Chris sets the record straight for his new gal-pal, performs oral sex on the camera, and talks about his bra.


 * 04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless 23 April 2010 (8:49)   Chris talks about Autism while wearing a bra. He also chastises men who are topless because nipples should stay a mystery.

May 2010

 * I Pimp My Ride 5 May 2010 (:34)    Chris brags about ruining his PS3.


 * 100 2178 8 May 2010 (7:07)       Chris sits in the dark and blames the Greene County school system for his having no friends.


 * 05142010 15 May 2010 (4:44)   Chris talks about a girl murdered by her boyfriend and how he's unable to socialize due to the trolls.

Chris mentions his family before analyzing voice acting in his favorite TV shows, and talking about his favorite comedians.
 * Some Favored Comedians 20 May 2010 (9:53)


 * 100 2188 27 May 2010 (4:41)      Chris projects about trolls being autistic and obsessed with computers. He is also STRAIGHT.


 * 100 2189 31 May 2010 (1:56)    Chris makes clear that he still retains the rights to Sonichu despite the CWCipedia being under new ownership. He also encourages the trolls to work harder in order to bring him back to the internet.

June 2010

 * 6 June 2010 (9:09)    Chris tries to explain why he was stalking Michael Snyder with a camera, and subsequent attempts at vehicular manslaughter. He then blames the internet for all his problems, again. LIST OF VIDEOS