July 2014 Facebook Posts

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in July 2014.

Summary

 * As in the previous month, many of his Facebook posts linked to his eBay account, as most of his focus was on selling stuff.
 * 1 July - Chris announces that someone has finally purchased his "Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing."
 * 1 July - Chris announces that he is taking commissions, and that he is selling autographed photos of himself.
 * 3 July - Chris announces shipping delays.
 * 6 July - Chris makes a joke about telegraphs.
 * 8 July - Chris relists his commissions offer.
 * 13 July - Chris criticizes the Jerkops.
 * 14-19 July - Chris makes a failed attempt to sell a recording of his father broadcasting jazz records. Much rage ensues.
 * 15 July - Chris announces special deals on his eBay merchandise.
 * 18 July - Chris reiterates that he was an honor roll student in high school.
 * 21 July - Chris has problems tracking eBay information.
 * 24 July - Chris wants people to buy things from him because his mother has dental problems.
 * 24 July - Chris unveils a new default autographed photo.
 * 25-28 July - Chris continues to encourage his customers.
 * 29 July - Chris needs people to buy from him to feed his mother's hoarding addiction.

First Drawing Sold
This was quickly followed up by:

Telegraph Joke
To which Kim Wilson replied:

Honor Roll
A Facebook user named Jon Theoneeyedguy Webber wrote two comments in response:

Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's English class had been leaked the previous month, so Jon may have been lying about having been in Chris's class.

eBay trolls Chris
Shortly afterwards, Chris wrote another post on the subject:

Kim replied to him with the following post:

Tracking woes
After finishing the post, Chris added:

Spirit Plumber replied to Chris with the following comment:

Chris:

Kim soon budged in:

Chris:

New default autographed photo
After a Facebook user named Jon Theoneeyedguy Webber wrote a two comments insulting Chris, Chris gave him the following reply:

Corrupted Jerkops
A local news story stated, "Virginia State Troopers are competing with state police agencies across the country to see who has the best looking cruiser." Chris responded:

But he's young at heart
The Skylanders Game page asked fans how old they were. Chris said: