User:Evang/CCAC/

This is my idea for CHRISTIAN CHANDLER'S ADULT CHRONICLES, which I hope to someday make a reality.

=Christian Chandler's Adult Chronicles=

Join the autistic virgin you've come to love, Christian Weston Chandler himself, on an epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully his! When slanderous trolls raid his CWCville mansion and steal valuable powerful items, including the Sonichu Medallion, Chris-chan's SON-CHU robot and even his very identity, Chris-chan must set forth in a quest to ZAP TO THE EXTREME and take back his items. With appearances by such memorable characters as Officer Keino and Sammy, and the ability to summon all the Sonichus and Rosechus from CWCville, Christian is set for his biggest adventure yet! He'll need all the help he can get against the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, with some of Chris-chan's most famous enemies, like Mary Lee Walsh, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris after him. Can Christian Weston Chandler triumph over autism with the help of his true and honest electric hedgehog friends, or will hateful slander overtake CWCville once and for all?

Gameplay Info
The gameplay is a platformer/beat-em-up, with various minigames such as PSEye Video Creating to decree messages to CWCville, and racing levels in the mean streets of CWCVille.

Default Attacks
(These attacks play the associated voice clips from Parappa video)
 * Punch
 * Kick
 * Block
 * Chop

Unlockable Techniques

 * Guitar Hero Guitar (Allows Chris-chan to ROCK OUT)
 * Sonichu Medallion (Allows Chris-chan Sonichu transformation)
 * Class Ring (Powers up Chris-chan Sonichu attacks)
 * SON-CHU (Allows Chris-chan to fight in Robot Battle levels/Driving levels)

Chris-chan Sonichu Attacks

 * Electric Punch
 * Fangs
 * Fuzzy Wuzzies
 * Jolt Kick
 * Amnyfest Burst (After obtaining the Class Ring)

Finishers
Chris-chan:
 * Virgin Rage
 * Lights-Out Punch
 * PS3 Controller Stab

Chris-chan Sonichu:
 * Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha
 * Sonichu Ball Blast
 * Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance

Summonable Characters
Chris-chan can call up friends using his DS once he meets them in the story


 * Sonichu (Zap To The Extreme)
 * Rosechu (Almighty Woman Attack)
 * Angelica (Prayer)
 * Bubbles (Bubblebeam)
 * Punchy (Sky Uppercut)
 * Wild (Stealth Cloak)
 * Magi-Chan (Telekinesis)
 * Blake (Dark Zap)
 * Simonla (Drill Dash)
 * Darkbind (Sword Slash)
 * Jamsta (KCWC Jams)
 * Bionic (Layup Drill)
 * Sammy (Ow My Axels)
 * Jiggliami (Stage Performance)
 * Megagi (Skunk Stench)
 * Flame the Sunbird (Sunstone Beam)
 * Yawning Squirtle (Yawn)
 * Leonard Bearstein (Concerto)
 * Saramah Rosechu (Anchuent Healing)
 * Bob Chandler (Lumberjack Whack)
 * Anchuent Ancestor (Cherokian Whirl)
 * Robert Simmons V
 * Obama (Black Paint)

Other Gameplay Notes

 * Health is measured by "Heart Level", 100% intact is full-health, 0% intact is game over.
 * Christian Weston Chandler's TRUE and HONEST name is displayed by his lives counter at all times. During the segment of the game where Liquid Chris is the mayor of CWCville, Chris-chan first remains without a name, but, after being renamed by Leonard Bearstein, the counter reads "Ian Brandon Anderson" until he reclaims his identity.

Intro
"I am Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu's creator, and the inspiration of this video game. This is my story and nothing less!"

Troll2 attack!
We open to a scene of Christian Chandler suffering another lonesome night at CWCville. As he surfs dating websites in search of a boyfriend-free girl, lamenting his biological clock being broken, Chris-chan hears a noise outside his room and goes to investigate. A horde of Troll2 have invaded his home! Being a late hour, Chris-chan is, in a rare moment, caught without his Sonichu medallion and class ring, but must attempt to fight off the Troll2.

Investigating the damage
After a while, a mysterious voice calls to the Troll2, saying that all the desired items have been obtained, and the Troll2 depart. Christian decides to look around to find what has disappeared.

The following items have been stolen:


 * The Sonichu Medallion
 * Sonichu Guitar Hero Guitar
 * Chris-chan's High School Ring
 * Chris-chan's PSN account information
 * Chris-chan's birth certificate
 * Chris-chan's 1994 Ford Escort, which is also his SON-CHU robot
 * A mysterious CWCville document dated from the Bob Chandler era when he was mayor

Also mysteriously absent is Optimus Prime, Chris-chan's personal bodyguard. Chris-chan surmises that he has been kidnapped, neglecting in typical Chris-chan fashion that Optimus Prime is a large robot that transforms into a semi.

Enraged, Chris-chan immediately decides to inform the masses.

PSEye video-making minigame
Chris-chan must inform the citizens of CWCville of the theft. In this minigame, you must clench a fist for dramatic effect, rip off your glasses, and show your fangs at the correct moments to show your seriousness. If these elements are not done correctly, troll comments will outnumber those of the TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase, and Chris-chan must delete the video and make a new one.

Locating the CWCville Dual-Screened Wireless Communication Terminal
Chris-chan decides he must discuss this matter with his secretary, Allison Amber. He must then find his DS amidst a pile of junk in his room. Upon finding it, Allison Amber reveals that without his birth certificate he has no way of showing that he is the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville, and that he must make an appearance at Town Hall in person. Chris-chan needs to drive to town hall, but since he lacks a car, his only choice is to ask his neighbor, Sammy (the fat and stupid version of him) for a ride.

Riding with Sammy
Chris-chan dislikes Sammy, and finds his rather dumpy nature to be appalling. He's drunk constantly, he lives with his parents, he smells bad, he's fat and stupid...but he can drive, so he is Chris-chan's only hope. Sammy agrees, but various ghosts are still enraged with him for stealing the Ghost Buggy from Ghost Command and try to attack him any time he goes out driving. Thankfully, the plasma beams equipped on the Ghost Buggy harm only the spectral form of the ghosts and not the innocent and loyal civilians of CWCville.

This segment is played out in a Mario Kart-esque driving segment, with the player in control of Sammy in the Ghost Buggy. The music playing is LET'S GOOOOO GHOSTBUUUUSTERS as performed by Christian Chandler himself. The player must shoot the plasma beams at the attacking ghosts to ward them off and must also be careful to make sure the ghosts do not harm the innocent civilians of CWCville who are walking on the streets.

Racing the Pickle Mobile
The ghosts finally disappear, and the Ghost Buggy reaches a stop sign. Suddenly, right up next to him, the Man in the Pickle Suit pulls up in his giant pickle mobile! Chris-chan immediately informs Sammy of his immense hatred of pickles. The Man in the Pickle Suit challenges Chris-chan to a street race, which he denies, but Sammy obliges, saying it "reminds him of the one time he challenged the asian kids from Better Off Dead to a street race".

The Mario Kart driving style continues in a race against the Man in the Pickle Suit.

BOSS: The Man in the Pickle Suit
The Man in the Pickle Suit loses the race, but refuses to give up as he jumps out from his car after setting it on cruise control. He challenges Christian Chandler to a duel atop their cars, as Sammy continues driving. The Man in the Pickle Suit wields as Pickle Launcher, which is powerful considering its ability to launch Christian's major weakness right into his face. Fortunately, although a tough foe, the Man in the Pickle Suit is not very resilient and goes down quick. However, he informs Christian that it was all just a ploy to buy time for the "Impostor in Brown" to head to CWCville Town Hall and take his place as Mayor of CWCville. Enraged at this news, Christian yells as Sammy to step on it and that he will pardon any tickets Sammy may receive as long as he gets to town hall in time.

Before leaving, Sammy informs Chris-chan that he'll come to help him out any time he wants.

New Summon: Sammy

The Impostor in Brown
Liquid Chris has already beaten Christian Chandler to the Town Hall, and has affirmed his place as the True and Honest Mayor of CWCville--and he can prove it, with the stolen birth certificate! Enraged, he immediately demands that Allison Amber expel the fake and retrieve his stolen birth certificate, but Allison Amber herself has been convinced that the brown-striped Liquid is the true Christian Weston Chandler, as Chris-chan himself is without his birth certificate and doesn't even have his medallion or class ring! Chris-chan suddenly realizes that this must've all been a ploy by the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens to put the fake Chris-chan in as CWCville's mayor!

Just as he reaches this realization, however, Liquid calls in the true and honest police force of CWCville to "capture that troll, Ian Brandon Anderson!"

BOSS: Officer Nasty and Officer Keino
The only two officers left are the chief of police, Officer Keino, and Officer Nasty. Liquid laughs over the intercom of his office as he notes that the two toughest cops in CWCville will make short work of an impostor troll like Ian. Officer Nasty remarks that she knows the true touch of her real lover, and that Liquid is the only one who could ever be worthy of being her lover. Officer Keino, however, is without words, and seems very distracted.

Officer Nasty fights dirty, in more ways than one. Her attacks include sneaking up on Chris-chan and handcuffing him, allowing Officer Keino to beat him up easily. Officer Nasty can also seduce Christian to distract him from Keino's attacks. Keino attacks more directly, using his pistol and using his strong arms to beat Christian down.

Avenging Ivy
Officer Nasty explodes and flies around the room deflating, having suffered a mortal blow, while Keino begins to choke up. In Keino's dying words, he admits that he knows who the REAL Chris-chan is, and that Liquid isn't him. Keino fought simply because he has been so guilt-stricken with the suicide of his daughter, Ivy, and could only blame it on Christian. In his dying breaths, he asks for forgiveness, and begs for Christian to reclaim his spot as mayor and begs of him to find the one truly responsible for Ivy's death before dying.

Over the intercom, Liquid notes that Chris-chan has either killed or severely injured every active CWCville police officer, proving that he is NOT the true and honest mayor of CWCville, as the mayor of CWCville would never do such things! Due to the damage to CWCville's law enforcement, Liquid has decided to create a new law replacing the true police officers of CWCville with Mary Lee Walsh's jerkops! Chris-chan then escapes Town Hall, but vows for Keino's sake to reclaim his spot and avenge his former heartsweet Ivy once and for all.

The only choice Chris-chan has left to keep the Jerkops off his back is to get his name changed in order to avoid Liquid.

God and the Bear
With his identity stolen and no name, Chris-chan yells out loud that his situation is comparable to Mario's in Chapter 4 of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, when Doopliss steals his identity. Chris-chan remarks that not even Mario is safe from trolls. He continues to seek out Leonard Bearstein, the one who gave him his previous name, in order to receive a new one. However, the Jerkops are heavily in pursuit of Chrisrian and he must take them on as he proceeds to Leonard Bearstein's domain.

Ian Brandon Anderson?
World-reknowned maestro Leonard Bearstein is backstage when Chris-chan arrives. Chris-chan asks him to bestow a new name upon him. Leonard Bearstein is the only creature in existence who can come in direct contact with God, hence why all names he bestows upon his visitors are considered given "by God and Bear". Leonard Bearstein tells Christian that his new name is Ian Brandon Anderson, as given to him by God. Christian contests, but eventually concedes when he realizes it is God/Jesus's will.

The Bear Band
Ian Brandon Anderson heads to the crowd to watch a performance by Leonard Bearstein and his Bear Band. Familiar faces like Pokemon Trainer Kel and Sarah Hammer with her husband, Jack's Knight, appear. In a DCMC-like performance they rock the socks off everyone in Regency Square Shopping Center. However, right at the end, the power goes out and over the intercom, a familiar voice echoes...

"Hello...IAN."

Liquid Chris is issuing an official statement to all citizens of CWCville that the one known as Ian Brandon Anderson is wanted by CWCville's Jerkop forces, and that anyone who catches him should immediately turn him in for a handsome reward worth hundreds of W-Quarters and C-Quarters. He then allows his new friend from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, Clyde Cash, to speak over the intercom directly. Clyde swears he will finally get revenge for the death of Ryan and swiftly calls in the Jerkops to attack Ian on the spot.

Thankfully, Darkbind Sonichu arrives, previously busy on his quest to save Zelina Rosechu, and saves Ian from the Jerkops. He informs him that the Jerkops are crawling all over CWCville and that Sonichu and Rosechu are out on a wonderful vacation currently and are unable to defend CWCville. Thus, Ian is all alone, but Darkbind offers to lend his support as a summon.

New Summon: Darkbind Sonichu

BOSS: GodJesus
Ian is called backstage by Leonard Bearstein again. He reveals that God/Jesus wish to speak to him--"I'm God!" "I'm Jesus, sup?"

Both realize that Ian is the only one who is capable of stopping the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, but wish to test him in direct combat. God and Jesus combine their strengths and become GodJesus, with Heavenly Punches and a Crucifix Beam.

After the two are satisfied and feel Ian is worthy of the challenge of stopping the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, they inform Ian that the first step to reobtaining his identity is to ascertain the location of his Sonichu medallion. God and Jesus's vision is currently being clouded by the evil unholy magic of Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon. However, God/Jesus think that Ian can obtain information by heading to the next town over, M-C-D-Ville of the Mal-Wart Region, to gather information on Mary Lee Walsh's schemes.

Before he leaves, Leonard Bearstein informs Ian that he will help him out should he ever need it.

New Summon: Leonard Bearstein'

Ian vs. the Jerkops
Ian dives headfirst into the Mal-Wart Region, screaming for his medallion. Jerkhief, the Head Jerkop, has been deployed to the region by the PVCC in search of Ian, and he bursts in with a brigade of Jerkops. As Ian combats the Jerkops, the Jerkhief runs off to alert W-M Manajerk to the arrival of Ian. Ian must fight his way to the storage room in the farthest edges of the Mal-Wart Region to look for W-M Manajerk.

Encounter with Jerkhief
Midway through the stage, Ian hears a mysterious voice from one of the aisles..."MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS!"

Out from the aisles, Jerkhief dogpiles on Ian with two other Jerkops, and begins to handcuff him. Fortunately, however, Bionic the Hedgehog arrives, and slams a basketball into each of their faces. The Jerkops and the Jerkhief swear they'll get revenge as Bionic comes to help Ian up. Bionic could never forget who his True and Original Creator was, especially being the first creation Ian ever made. Bionic runs off, but gives Ian his cell-phone number.

New Summon: Bionic the Hedgehog

Boss: The McDuo
Ian finally reaches the storage room, only to find W-M Manajerk has already left to visit Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC to discuss evil plans with her. Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby and B-Manajerk, rulers of M-C-D-Ville within Mal-Wart, have been left in charge in his place. Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby lets loose that the evildoers are constructing a Death ED to cover CWCville with Slander Rays! Ian is alarmed, but has no time to panic, as B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby both attack at once!

After beating down the McDuo, Ian searches the storage room and finds his old, confiscated attraction sign has been held back there for years. Ian reclaims it and decides to investigate these matters further by traveling to the 4-Cent Garbage HQ.

Upgrade: Attraction Sign

Stage 6: 4-Cent Garbage Headquarters
COMING SOON