User:Cheesemaniac

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

Stranger: How are you?

You: Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler.

You: I am currently looking for a boyfriend-free girl between the ages of 18 and 23.

Stranger: My name's Samantha Jordan

Stranger: And I'm 20

You: I am a 27 year old high functioning autistic who is slightly overweight, has two different eye colours, and is interested in video gaming, eating, and drawing comics based on my ORIGINAL CHARACTER (do not steal) Sonichu (who is a fusion of Sonic and Pikachu.

You: Are you boyfriend free?

You: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia

Stranger: Are you fucking retarded? Who the fuck even watches pokemon anymore?.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.