Jail Letter - 4 October 2021

"I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn."

- Chris, 4 October 2021

On 6 October 2021, Chris sent a letter from jail in response to long-time orbiter and enabler Kenneth Engelhardt.

In the letter, Chris reiterates that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ in addition to his other delusions and identities.

Chris threatens to use his divine authority to punish weens who steal his belongings, stating that any would-be thieves "shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies". He also begs for food and monetary donations to be sent to 14 Branchland Court, for the purposes of paying off debts and feeding Barb, Chris during this also begged for funds to be sent to him directly via his inmate account.

Chris implores his fans and followers to contact the local governments of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, as well as President Joe Biden to give Chris a pardon. This illustrates Chris' lack of legal knowledge, as the President can only pardon federal crimes, while Chris is charged with incest by the state of Virginia. Incidentally, Ruckersville is a census-designated place and has no local government.

Chris also uses the letter to comment on the quality of life while in jail. He states that the food is "mostly good", but complains about the quality of the meatballs and dryness of the chicken. He also states that while not daydreaming about how Sonichu and the Dimensional Merge will magically bail him out of jail, he has been passing time by playing Solitaire.