Talk:29 September 2009

To do
Add the copyright image with Gregg Mays. --Champthom 00:53, 30 September 2009 (CEST)
 * I'm taking a crack at transcribing this. --Beat 01:27, 30 September 2009 (CEST)
 * Never mind someone was faster than me. Does anybody know what newspaper the chandler family is subscribed to?  That horoscope was significant enough for Chris to save it, maybe someone in Virgina could look it up at a library microfiche or something.--Beat 02:26, 30 September 2009 (CEST)
 * It could be possible that it's the Richmond Times-Dispatch, since that's one of the big, if not THE big, newspaper in and around Ruckersville (and through most of Virginia, really). I could see if they have something about it, but I'm not counting on anything (YEY, VIRGINIAN HERE.) --Blazer 03:05, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

Sweating to the Moldies
If I had to take a guess as to why Chris is sweating? His parents think that the cool weather that just hit this area is a sign that winter is on and turned their heat on full force. Like I said, I live in Virginia and we've gotten hit by a cool front because of a storm recently, so... --Blazer 03:10, 30 September 2009 (CEST)
 * He's fat, nervous, and stressed. He's bound to sweat. --Champthom 04:32, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

Can you guys use this?
I made a transcript but found out that someone already beat me to it. I'd like to post what I wrote up here. Hopefully parts of it could be useful to the article.

Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009

Let's get a few things straight here. Hmmm. I uhh would like to propose and put-move forward the suppo sed... copyright stealing... which I am here to prove that it is false because you know that is only image you could type anything in, make it look like whatever in Photoshop. And also, this Gregg Mays, I know for a fact that this guy... is... Clyde Cash. or... the past character of Clyde Cahz because Clyde Cahz used the (wipes sweat off brow with shirt) greggmays@gmail.com email address to pretend to be a Gregg Mays to hove some sort of video game company or something, but he later admitted that he was Clyde Cash.

But anyway, I di-. I did my web searches and all that of Clyde Cash and Gregg Mays. other than the uh... fake pictures and whatnot, there is no record whatsoever of this Gregg Mays or (takes glasses off) Clyde Cash. I even on any of the uh addresses... or birth dates... that they provided- that this guy has provided in any form or matter... from when h- from communication or hacking or whatever. (breathes in) This g- Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash. This guy... be- acting as either one of those guys... Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash were bo- are and were BOTH FAKE. They're NON EXISTANT. Just like in the actin- just like in the- on the TV- on the- just like TV actors and no- I like these uh (waves)... these following people. Uh- just like- these Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash, they are about as fake and fictional as Elaine Benes from Seinfeld, Chandler from Friends, Monica from Friends or Phoebe.... or even Archie Bunker from All in the Family, Fred Sanford on Sanford and Son and George Jefferson on the Jeffersons.

I would like to reiterate that I like those actors... and- and the characters they portrayed, but... I c- I mean, I have yet to see this guy actually show his face in real life ever. S-showing off HIS photo ID... with his name, either be- either being Gregg Mays or Clyde cash or whateve- whatever 'is real name is, the one that his mother gave to him at birth, and I even throw in the question about him ever actually going out to Australia and... having his- having his forced way with my past es- Australian gal-pal who died in the Australian bruss fires. (inhale) I mean, there's- I mean, if this guy never existed, he never went to Australia. Even Robert Simmons claimed to have gone there and and witnessed the whole thing... and he was a proven troll so therefore, I fur- I further emphasize the fact that this Gregg Mays is a FAKE. A FRAUD. A PHONEY. Wou- and not even come ou- wou- just hides behinds his mother's skirt, would never dare to show his real life face... or show who he actually was. And I also QUESTION his relation to the biatch troll, Vivian Gee. I question that.

Oh, and another thing, about as fake as every last one of those... supposed pieces of merchandise on that quote unquote Sonichu store, even the DVD, I have heard rumors about even, s- even past vicious content being copied on the DVD, aside from the printed list on the back of the DVD. And you know what, you got less than what you bargained for, the first guy who got a copy of my DVD, even though all that stuff was real, I have the director's cut, the one and only director's cut. and what it- and what- how it differs from the distributed copies, only the director's cut has THE VIDEOS from my family's Christmas, 2004. Age 22, December 25, 2004. And also, even the first PS- pixilated PS3 attempts... where I had... the Lego... PS Thre- Lego and Pixleblock PS3 and actually had it hoo- and hooked up a fa- a uhh fak- a uh, makeshift Lego... PSP to US- PS2 to usb connector... you know like uh... to connect a PS2 controller to a PS3 console. And I hooked up my Guitar Hero... my gui- my PS2 Guitar Gero guitar to it and actually played Thunderhorse, pretending wh- while this is was shown I was actually playing the orig- my original PS2. That and oth- more photographs, more stuff in the slideshow... differs from those distributed copies that were distributed amongst family and whatever and what this guy got... (CLOSEUP) is only on the director's cut. Read it yourself (puts DVD cover to camera) read for yourself. Title 11: The Family Christmas, and Title 13: The Fir- The Fi- First PS3 Attempts. Look on the back of uh... I- look at the back image of the uh, distributed DVD. You'll see what I’m talking about. And you know what? (opens up DVD case) you don't even have that nice little label on it, or the list of family members and relatives, or even the horoscope from the- my 25th birthday, February 24, 2007. (moves away from camera) So... heh. Y'all didn't get as much as ya got, ya dang dirty trolls. Y'all didn't ges- get ALL the stuff that was originally on the DVD... cause you did not get the director's cut.

A-anyway, Sonichu's copyright is still mine. It's still mine, and I have officially registered it. And I reiterate, this Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, whoever he is, he is a FAKE. I DARE him, and I CHALLENGE this individual, who p- who plays these characters to actually come out to my (wipes face with shirt) home address and re- and show- and reveal- and show him- and p- prove himself to me for be whoever he is. And I know it’s the same guy because I heard his voice recently on the telephone and RECGOGNIZED it from the past times when I talked to quote unquote Clyde cash on the phone. Tha HIGH PITCHED, DRUNK, WHINY, NASALLY voice of his. That same god damn voice. I rec- I remember it so well.

All ri-anyway, I leave you with all that... and I am still drawing the pages for m- for the number nine book. and I’m working on the number ten book as well, so... ONLY FROM ME! Christian Weston Chandler. Birth name Christopher, of Ruckersville, Virginia USA. And also I would like to reference the public disclaimer video also on my You- on this, my ori- my offici- the- and my official YouTube account and everything Sonichu and Rosechu officially is on the CWCkipedia, aka the ORIGINAL CWC’s Sonichu website... also known as Sonichu and Rosechu's site. All other sites aside from this YouTube and the CWCkipedia are FALSE.

Peace out, and have a safe day.

--PvtPrinny 03:54, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

Proposing a new section
This is by far, indeed very far, not the first video that I've watched and just went "what the hell are you talking about, Chris?" We really need some sort of section in the Captain's Logs that describe what caused Chris to post these, and (optionally) what the results of posting this video was. --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 08:28, 30 September 2009 (CEST)
 * Good idea! I also have a hard time figuring out what he's talking about. But that would have to be done by someone with inside knowledge of the latest trolling plot. --Hayate666 13:37, 30 September 2009 (CEST)
 * A section entitled "Background" should suffice. --Champthom 22:00, 30 September 2009 (CEST)
 * We don't need a new "Background" section. The untitled top section prior to "Video" is meant to encompass both background info and a brief summary of the video's contents. If, on any Captain's Log entry, there's just a summary, then the top section is simply incomplete. Llort 22:37, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

Mays & Cash..
Chris obviously watched the Jason Retrospective, and took the joke ending of part 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4&NR=1) too seriously. Goddamnit, Chris. You always find new ways to astound me with your stupidity.--Nafka 18:28, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

What Copyright?
He says someone accused him of copyright stealing but doesn't say for what. I recently accused him of stealing the "hot chocolate" cover from men and want to know if I had any inf V3N0M1300 20:04, 30 September 2009 (CEST)
 * For Sonichu. Clyde has been posting an image of copyright certification for Sonichu with Gregg May's name on PVCC and Krapple, urging people to spam Chris with it and apparently it got through to Chris. --Champthom 22:01, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

Lol
If you look next to the door to his bedroom, his attraction sign is hanging up on the wall. Did he even make a new one or is he still using the old one? --Wild Sonichu 05:02, 1 October 2009 (CEST)
 * That's the first one. See here for the text of the said sign. --Champthom 05:12, 1 October 2009 (CEST)