RandomHumor1

On 25 June 2010, Chris uploaded RandomHumor1, a two-part Flipnote Hatena animation that steals mercilessly from Peanuts. While the animation is supposed to be random-access humor, the dialogue is stolen almost verbatim from The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show episode "Sally at School".

Part One
The first of the two animations, RandomHumor1Part1, depicts a sister showing her brother what she's learned in school. The only difference between the Peanuts cartoon and Chris's abomination is that Chris swapped out the word "princess" for "sexy, beautiful woman." The reasoning behind this change should be very, very obvious.

Transcript


Sister: [In a horrible, high-pitched voice, imitating Sally Brown] Some numbers can't be trusted! These are threes. Did you know that you can never trust threes? See? Threes turn sideways, and pretend that they're M's or N's. And sometimes they turn themselves around to make you think they're E's. Weird, huh? And sometimes they'll even lie on their backs and pretend they're W's. Come back! I'll show you some sixes. They like to pretend they're noses.

I'm practicing my eeks!

Brother: [Imitating Charlie Brown] Eeks?

Sister: Eeks are very important if you're writing about a sexy, beautiful woman in peril, such as a sexy, beautiful woman living in her apartment. She was hanging in her room one day when suddenly a mouse came in. "EEEEK!" she cried. If you want to write a good story about a sexy, beautiful woman in peril, you would have to be able to write a goood eek.

Brother: An ock probably would've killed me.

Writing: TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT Flipnote... -C.W.C.

Part Two
Less than a minute after creating RandomHumor1Part1, Chris uploaded RandomHumor1Part2, a terrifying sequel to the original. Picking up where he left off, Chris continues his spree of stealing from people who are more talented than him by further plagiarizing "Sally at School" and Tony Pajamas.

Transcript


Friend: Hey dude, where's your sister?

Brother: Where is right.

Sister: I'm practicing my Y's.

Friend: Why?

Sister: No, Y's. I drew a whole row of them.

Friend: Oh.

Sister: Not O's, Y's.

Friend: I see.

Sister: I C?! Who said anything about I's or C's? These are Y's! Don't you ever listen?

Friend: Gee.

Sister: Not G's, Y's. Now pay attention. These are U's.

<font color="FireBrick">Friend: They don't look like me at all! [Laughs like a pedofork]

[The sister growls and hits her friend]

<font color="FireBrick">Friend: Ow! Whatcha hit me for?!

<font color="#FF6EC7">Sister: 'Cause you're an idiot!

<font color="FireBrick">Friend: Okay.

<font color="#000099">Writing: HAVE A GOOD AND SAFE DAY. -Christian W. Chandler