2016

"I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother."

- Chris, in August.

"Too bad [Hitler] died"

- Chris, in September. "Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is."

- Chris, in November.

2016 was the eighth year since Chris's discovery.

It is a year that brought us the following things:


 * The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self-respect, his hair now resembles a dying, green dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.


 * Fought with, then eventually made up with... and then fought with again, Jeff Ouzuo on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.


 * Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.


 * Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing.


 * Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to Donald Trump.


 * Mind-numbing amounts of e-begging.


 * An entire year consumed by arguably the most unproductive saga in Christory.

January
Chris advertised a lesbian sleepover and was interviewed.

February
Chris released another apology video and turned 34. A semen donor video was leaked.

March
Chris bought a PlayStation 4 and claimed it was a gift from a fan. Barb is ordered to pay a credit card bill of $4,700.

April
Chris released My Breast Massage Routine 18+ and begged for donors. He also started Sonichu Entertainment of America and quickly forgot about it.

May
Chris bought a waifu, had sex with a doll on YouTube and filed to change his name to Christine.

June


Chris begged for money, ostensibly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career.

July


Chris paid his court costs. Barb made an appearance in a begging video. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced his taint open, resulting in an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos.

August


Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother.

September


A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of $16k. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at Cville Pride. Chris makes an anti-Donald Trump video, and laments the death of Adolf Hitler on Facebook.

October


Chris tries using Unban contracts on Gamestop and Best Buy. He continues to comment about his hatred of Donald Trump, including a post saying that he should have taken "a parody of himself in jest".

November
Chris spent nearly all of November issuing online death threats to president elect Donald Trump.

December
Chris continues to demand the death of Trump, and comments on a Sonic Boom character with a suspiciously familiar appearance.