Jail Letter - 18 January 2022

On 18 January 2022, Chris sent an eleventh letter to Kenneth Engelhardt.

Some highlights of this letter include:


 * This is so far the first known instance where Chris adds a disclaimer on his letter that it can be shared online.
 * Kengle has requested to do a crossover with Chris for his Sonichen stories and Sonichu, to which Chris answers with a rather unsubtle "HELL NO!!!". Along with this, Chris sets up a set of guidelines for Sonichu fanfiction for it to be considered canon.
 * At two points Chris berates fan-fiction of Sonichu for containing profanity, gore and violence. One need only glance the pages of Sonichu 10 to see the glaring hypocrisy of this condemning of violence and gore.
 * Chris states that ‘countering’ the gore and violence-filled Sonichu fanfiction is very stressful and tiresome for him, Implying that people have been sending Chris their own versions of Sonichu, possibly in weenish attempts to recreate the events surrounding the Asperchu saga.
 * At various points in this letter Chris refers to ‘we’ as ‘Christine and I’, as though ‘Jesus’ and Chris are two different people. Chris seems to have slipped further into his delusions of being Jesus and now regards Jesus and Christine as two separate entities, whist still being both of them.
 * Chris states that he intends to return to 14 Branchland Court when he is released from jail. Chris does not specify how he plans on doing this, as he is already miles away from 14BC, and will likely not be allowed to be anywhere near Barb.
 * Chris writes another long list of the television, movie and video game characters who are present on C-197. The list includes many of Chris's favorite series as well as some media which Chris has never expressed an interest in before.
 * Chris states that all Sonichus and all humans who are part Sonichu have the ability to ‘breathe in space like Sonic can’.
 * Chris mentions updating his list of "commandments" since writing about them to Spamton. He also states that he has added about 11 new commandments and plans to share them all in due time.
 * He shares his 15th commandment in this letter. This commandment essentially says that one should not post online unless the intent is to post constructively.
 * Like with the Suitress, Chris wants to re-gain contact with both The WCT and the Praetors, requesting the both of them to send him their phone numbers.