Hello, my sweety baby

Hello, my sweety baby is a video leaked on 24 February 2014 of Chris singing the Tin Pan Alley song "Hello! Ma Baby" outside his house, in the style of the Merrie Melodies short One Froggy Evening. He also attempts to do Michigan J. Frog's high-step dancing, but instead appears to stupidly jump and prance around as his manboobs jiggle all over the place.

Presumably he was singing to a heartsweet that he hadn't yet met. Either that, or this is another bout of random-access humor. Or both.

The video was shot on an iPhone, making it unusually high quality for his usual standards.

Transcript
[Chris has set the camera down on something uneven, resulting in the footage being at an odd angle.]

[terrifyingly comes close to the camera] A-woooe! [''looks at iPod Touch, salutes and sings in "baritone" as he prances around. Every time he lands a heavy step, his voice shakes unnaturally.'']

Hello, ma baby, Hello, ma money [sic], Hello, ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, ... you'll be left alone; Oh baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own!

[Looks at his iPod for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them, then begins speaking in a gay voice] You call me on the telephone You tell me that you’re all alone I know that you are lying through your teeth You dirty rascal How could you expect me To believe the lies you hand me You've been out with that girl again [Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"] You broke my heart and made me cry With every phoney alibi When I could see the lipstick on your shirt You dirty polecat Telephone and tell me I'm your own.

[begins singing in baritone again] Hello, ma baby, Hello, ma honey, Hello, ma ragtime gal, I’m sorry that I made you blue It was a beaut--it was a beastly thing to do I shouldn’t have upset you like I did With little blue--with Lil’ the barmaid [Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"] I’ll never, ever...wander ‘Cause when I did...I found that absence Made the heart grow fonda! Cross my heart and hope to die I’ll never tell another lie I’ll mend your broken heart As good as new My little cough-drop Telephone and tell me I'm your own

Hello, ma baby, Hello, ma honey, Hello, ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone; Oh baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own!