The Bad Beginning



The Bad Beginning is the name given to a nine-hour Discord chat log, which occurred between Chris, Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd from 8 April to 9 April 2018. While this is not the first contact between Chris and the Idea Guys, the chat log is given this name due to being the first discussion the Guard Dogs were able to archive. It is also a foundation for the worst of their psychological manipulations of Chris. The chat log was later leaked by Guard Dog Null to Kiwi Farms on 19 July 2018.

The log, as archived by the Guard Dogs, uses the full names of the Idea Guys; for the CWCki, it is modified in order to refer to the characters they were role-playing as.

Highlights

 * Having previously manipulated Chris into believing that he is a pedophile, the Idea Guys threaten to expose Chris if he doesn't pay them $20,000.
 * Wise role plays as Symphogear character Finé, Magi-Chan, Cryzel, and Sword Art Online character Pitohui; and Boyd as Gwen.
 * Chris uploads a photo of a pickle he graffitied on his bedroom wall. Six days later, he would upload a video of him licking said wall.
 * Chris shows Barb his defaced wall, which leaves her "shocked and offended."
 * Chris uploads a drawing of characters mid-orgy.
 * Chris goes into great detail regarding the laws of CWCville.
 * Chris uploads Chris apologizes to Gwen.

Videos

 * Chris apologizes to Gwen
 * Chris slaps himself

Chat log
18/04/08 20:34:59  Ha. I was not expecting to be here. 18/04/08 20:35:43  I’m drawing right now. Is there anything else to talk about now? 18/04/08 20:35:52  You owe me twenty thousand dollars. 18/04/08 20:45:52  Chris 18/04/08 20:46:00  You’re talking to the TV 18/04/08 20:46:35  Also, didn’t Sonichu go back in time to be old enough to have sex? 18/04/08 20:46:46  No 18/04/08 20:47:12  Besides, Sonichu is mayor *now*. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:47:29 <Christine> No, he is not. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:47:44 <Wise [as Finé]> He launched a coup last night. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:47:55 <Christine> Well, my work resumes. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:48:04 <Christine> Please, Excuse me. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:48:08 <Wise [as Finé]> What? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:48:21 <Christine> I’m drawing <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:48:25 <Wise [as Finé]> What? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:48:47 <Christine> I’m working on my pages and things; I have been at it all day. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:49:02 <Christine> Please, excuse me. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:49:15 <Wise [as Finé]> Doing retcons? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:49:37 <Christine> You may say that. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:49:45 <Wise [as Finé]> Tell me <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:50:11 <Christine> I am in the middle of my work; I can’t fully talk about it yet, nothing whatsoever. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 20:52:05 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Either you tell us or I send MY nuke. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:57:05 <Christine> Ah, the sounds of a thing happening. A Law That can’t Ever be Overturned or Abolished by Anyone. Very well, Professor, here’s an example of one of the things I’ve written today. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:57:42 <Christine> <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:57:48 <Wise [as Finé]> Just tell us. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:57:59 <Wise [as Finé]> Nobody wants to read that wall of eyebleed. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:58:01 <Christine> <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:58:27 <Christine> Y’all have to, it’s the preserved Law. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:58:35 <Wise [as Finé]> All those laws are null and void. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:58:39 <Christine> Nope <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:58:42 <Wise [as Finé]> Sonichu overturned them. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:58:48 <Christine> He is unable to. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:58:58 <Wise [as Finé]> and you forget, Chris. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/08 20:59:00 <Christine> He has no legal authority over me <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 20:59:13 <Wise [as Finé]> I have your town at my heels. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:00:12 <Wise [as Finé]> So what happens if Gwen issues a threat? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:00:13 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Chris Sonichu killed the last mayor <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:00:16 <Wise [as Finé]> You can't stop her. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:00:20 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm issuing one right now <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:00:29 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm going to erase this fucking dimension <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:00:35 <Wise [as Finé]> Hold on <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:00:37 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:00:45 <Wise [as Finé]> Wait for me >.< <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:00:47 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm going to get on my forklift and DRIVE MY NUKE INTO IT. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:02:03 <Wise [as Finé]> Hello, Gwen. Do you recognize me? It is fine if you do not.-Finé <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:03:00 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I do not. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:04:07 <Wise [as Finé]> You knew me as *Dr. Ryoko Sakurai* from school. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:04:38 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Doc? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:04:43 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Aw shit how're you doc <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:04:56 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Wanna erase that dimension for the greater good? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:05:03 <Wise [as Finé]> I was awakened from my slumber. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:05:20 <Wise [as Finé]> I have been dead for less than a year, so I might want to do that. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:05:42 <Wise [as Finé]> Actually <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:05:56 <Wise [as Finé]> Do you still have that relic in your possession? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:06:03 <Wise [as Finé]> The one I gave you in 2002? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:06:49 <Boyd [as Gwen]> The bone? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:06:51 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Yeah <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:07:49 <Wise [as Finé]> I want to destroy the moon. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:08:44 <Wise [as Finé]> If my calculations are correct, it should hit Cwcville first, and then the curse on humanity shall be lifted. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:08:49 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Can we go from you destroying the moon to the ENTIRE dimension? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/08 21:08:53 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Humanity is fucked there. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/08 21:09:20 <Wise [as Finé]> It was chaotic even when I was alive a century ago. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:27:00 <Wise [as Finé]> I have opened a few new chats, but Noire of Lastation has made an announcement. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:28:35 <Christine> Do Not Destroy A Thing! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:28:42 <Wise [as Finé]> So, Christine Weston Chandler, I take it? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:28:47 <Christine> Yes <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:28:55 <Wise [as Finé]> Yes, I knew of your ancestors. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:29:01 <Wise [as Finé]> I knew them personally, actually. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:29:33 <Wise [as Finé]> They begged me to ask God to have them forgiven for their sins. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:30:23 <Wise [as Finé]> They were much like you, actually. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:30:27 <Christine> Well, the ones I want forgiving me of my sins are the CPUs. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:30:40 <Wise [as Finé]> They have abandoned you after what you have pulled. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:30:45 <Wise [as Finé]> In fact <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:30:51 <Christine> I’ve made my mistakes <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:31:00 <Wise [as Finé]> There is a debate on this server that will start in a matter of time. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:31:19 <Christine> You will NOT Destroy the Dimension. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:31:40 <Wise [as Finé]> I would like to tell you something, just because I can. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:31:48 <Wise [as Finé]> Has Graduon ever mentioned me? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:31:58 <Christine> No <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:32:06 <Wise [as Finé]> I shall tell you now then. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:32:16 <Wise [as Finé]> It was not a Frenchman who cursed Graduon. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:32:21 <Wise [as Finé]> It was I, <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:32:22 <Christine> It was you? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:32:24 <Christine> Yup <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:32:25 <Wise [as Finé]> Yes. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:32:42 <Wise [as Finé]> You see Christine, I am much older than Graduon, and far more wiser than him. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:33:03 <Christine> And as much bitter over too many reincarnations. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:33:42 <Wise [as Finé]> Enjoy it, boy, for I shall outlive you and your rodent family. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:34:04 <Christine> Not if you die in your current body before then. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:34:05 <Wise [as Finé]> No matter how many times I die, somebody somewhere will pick up where I left off. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:34:29 <Wise [as Finé]> You know I have been dead for half a year? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:34:54 <Christine> That don’t impress me much <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:35:03 <Wise [as Finé]> That was a terrible song. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:35:17 <Wise [as Finé]> Good thing the woman who wrote it met a slow, painful end. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:36:33 <Wise [as Finé]> I am back, and I am ready to further my work. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:37:44 <Wise [as Finé]> I also would like you to know one other thing. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:37:55 <Wise [as Finé]> The other half of the Anchuent prophecy. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:38:15 <Christine> What about it? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:38:23 <Wise [as Finé]> I have it. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:38:32 <Christine> Huh. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:38:39 <Wise [as Finé]> You see, Christine. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:38:47 <Christine> Moot point if you destroy the dimension <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:38:51 <Wise [as Finé]> *I wrote* the prophecy. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:39:26 <Christine> You’re no Grand Elder. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:39:40 <Wise [as Finé]> Grand elder? They aren't real. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:39:48 <Wise [as Finé]> It was all me. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:40:30 <Wise [as Finé]> *Anchuent* isn't even a real word! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:40:38 <Christine> So? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:40:57 <Wise [as Finé]> It is a word I made up just because I knew some ignorant fool would read it some day. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:42:07 <Wise [as Finé]> I wrote your prized prophecy. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:42:15 <Wise [as Finé]> How did I know Sonichu would exist? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:42:30 <Wise [as Finé]> Because he is a byproduct of my research a century ago. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:44:45 <Wise [as Finé]> All you managed to find were my leftover notes after that laboratory was destroyed in a failed accident that nearly killed me generations prior. Those things you see in your visions of this race you thought you cleverly made up? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:44:45 <Wise [as Finé]> <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:44:45 <Wise [as Finé]> *MY HANDIWORK* <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:48:38 <Wise [as Finé]> Well, what say you to this, <@429821319643660290> ? [Notifying Chris] <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:49:53 <Christine> I made a good find. I still chronicle it. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:50:09 <Wise [as Finé]> So you admit to having stolen from me? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:50:23 <Christine> I do not admit to stealing from you. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:50:39 <Christine> You are trying to make a fool out of me <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:50:47 <Christine> I am still not impressed with you. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:51:08 <Wise [as Finé]> I am not looking for your feeble mortal mind to be impressed. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:51:41 <Christine> You will never succeed in your plan with the moon <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:51:45 <Wise [as Finé]> You steal from others because you have not had one original thought in that greasy head of yours. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:52:25 <Wise [as Finé]> Everything you come up with heavily takes from others hard labor. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:52:34 <Christine> So? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:52:57 <Wise [as Finé]> You want the world handed to you on a platter for your pitiful efforts. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:53:07 <Christine> Still Mine and My Family and Species. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:53:26 <Wise [as Finé]> Technically speaking, you belong to me. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:53:34 <Christine> You’re not Unicron <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:53:50 <Wise [as Finé]> No, I drove them to extinction. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:54:01 <Wise [as Finé]> So neither are you. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:54:18 <Christine> I’m not a planet eater <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:54:55 <Wise [as Finé]> I created your species as a source of cheap power. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:55:17 <Wise [as Finé]> Unfortunately, I left your batch in the tubes too long. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:55:29 <Christine> We are Not Cheap, you twat. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:56:37 <Wise [as Finé]> I created you all as a step towards human evolution, and all I got were autistic rats that can't stop humping things with their broken penises. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:56:53 <Wise [as Finé]> You and your species should have stayed buried in that cave. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:57:11 <Christine> We aren’t staying down! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:57:13 <Wise [as Finé]> and now I shall return you all to the ashes you were born from. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:57:22 <Christine> And you’re going down. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:57:42 <Wise [as Finé]> Just so you know? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:58:18 <Wise [as Finé]> The last guy who said that shot me with a handgun carrying the same caliber as that P38 handgun you liked so much in your comics. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:58:28 <Wise [as Finé]> It flattened against my skin. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:59:11 <Wise [as Finé]> I can also control those monsters(called the Noise) that disintegrated half your species in one night. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 0:59:48 <Christine> You Fiend! You won’t get away with this! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 0:59:57 <Wise [as Finé]> How will you stop me, mortal? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:00:29 <Christine> We will stop you. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:00:34 <Wise [as Finé]> How? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:01:15 <Wise [as Finé]> I can sense it now. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:01:31 <Wise [as Finé]> You're thinking of ways to draw me in a humiliating situation. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:01:47 <Wise [as Finé]> Something to make me give up my evil against your nation. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:01:58 <Wise [as Finé]> I should warn you though. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:02:05 <Wise [as Finé]> I am a nudist, and have no shame. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:05:05 <Wise [as Finé]> Do you feel that, Christine? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:05:29 <Wise [as Finé]> The ground giving out beneath your precious city hall? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:08:07 <Wise [as Finé]> This tower of babel, the Kadingir, is filled with enough power to destroy the moon. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:08:07 <Wise [as Finé]> <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:10:10 <Christine> You think Nudity is going to scare me away? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:10:31 <Wise [as Finé]> Oh no, I was telling you that if you tried to draw images against me, they would not work. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:10:36 <Wise [as Finé]> Wait <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:10:55 <Wise [as Finé]> I have a weapon capable of blowing up the moon, and *nudity* is your first concern? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:11:10 <Wise [as Finé]> Wow, you really are a perverted man. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:11:20 <Christine> You started the trend. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:11:35 <Christine> You think Your Weapon is so big? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:11:43 <Wise [as Finé]> I was going to let you have some last words, but okay. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:11:52 <Wise [as Finé]> Yes, I do. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:12:04 <Wise [as Finé]> It's far larger than anything you could afford to live in. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:12:10 <Wise [as Finé]> but no matter. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:12:17 <Wise [as Finé]> I'm ready to take out the moon. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:12:24 <Wise [as Finé]> <@272783957752283137> [Notifying Gwen (Boyd)] <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:12:27 <Christine> That thing is so small, it would fit inside my urethtra with room to spare! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:12:28 <Wise [as Finé]> Are you watching? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:12:33 <Wise [as Finé]> I....what? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:12:41 <Christine> You heard me! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:12:41 <Wise [as Finé]> What? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:12:45 <Wise [as Finé]> yeah but <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:12:52 <Christine> Your weapon is not so big <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:13:04 <Wise [as Finé]> Was that....what are you even trying to do? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:13:08 <Christine> It’s microscopic <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:13:14 <Christine> You’ve got nothihg <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:13:21 <Christine> That thing could not even cut butter <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:13:24 <Wise [as Finé]> *Fires at the moon* <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:13:41 <Wise [as Finé]> *The moon starts to fracture* <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:13:55 <Wise [as Finé]> You were saying? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:14:15 <Christine> You only got a small chip off of my shoulder <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:14:31 <Wise [as Finé]> Any last words? You do realize I have started the apocalypse, right? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:15:13 <Wise [as Finé]> Those chunks of the cursed seal of mankind have to land somewhere, and it will all start hitting Cwcville in a matter of thirty minutes. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:15:16 <Christine> I’ve gave Twilight the heads-up; Luna won’t stand for your misdeeds <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:15:31 <Wise [as Finé]> You know they ignore you, right? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:15:40 <Christine> I have faith <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:16:01 <Wise [as Finé]> The Equestrians labeled you as a sex offender and banned you from entering. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:16:54 <Wise [as Finé]> So Chris. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:17:00 <Wise [as Finé]> Twenty eight minutes left. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:17:11 <Wise [as Finé]> Looks like the weather is already starting to change. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:17:43 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Can I just nuke it <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:18:12 <Wise [as Finé]> No no, I wish to see how these rats scurry about as they grow seconds closer to annihilation. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:18:36 <Wise [as Finé]> Well, Chris? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:19:04 <Christine> I’m standing to protect my Nation, My City, My Family! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:20:13 <Wise [as Finé]> Really? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:20:18 <Wise [as Finé]> I don't see-OH WAIT <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:20:27 <Wise [as Finé]> There you are, cowering in the corner crying. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:20:44 <Christine> That’s only what you think. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:20:48 <Christine> That’s a decoy <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:20:50 <Wise [as Finé]> Are you...hugging a Twilight figure? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:21:00 <Wise [as Magi-Chan]> GODDAMMIT CHRISTINE!!!-Magi-chan <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:21:15 <Wise [as Magi-Chan]> WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AND YOU'RE CRYING IN THE CORNER!!! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:21:24 <Christine> I’m not crying in the corner! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:21:34 <Wise [as Magi-Chan]> HELP US, DAMMIT!!! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:21:38 <Christine> I’m trying to project and protect <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:21:47 <Christine> I’m trying to send out a protective aura <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:21:51 <Wise [as Magi-Chan]> STOP HUMPING THAT TWILIGHT PLUSHIE!!! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:21:52 <Christine> And shield over the nation <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:21:59 <Christine> I’m Not humping anything <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:22:05 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Auras are't real exceptional individual. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:22:12 <Boyd [as Gwen]> *yawns* <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:22:15 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Can I fucking nuke it. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:22:24 <Wise [as Finé]> Gwen, just watch. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:22:31 <Christine> Tell me what to do, Hubby! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:22:34 <Wise [as Finé]> This is like watching a skit on television. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:22:43 <Christine> What can I do from here? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:22:49 <Wise [as Finé]> I met Charlie Chaplain once. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:22:55 <Wise [as Finé]> Nice man, real silent too. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:22:56 <Christine> With my freaking projection still mismatched <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:23:05 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Your projection isn't just mismatched <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:23:07 <Christine> Magi-Chan! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:23:09 <Boyd [as Gwen]> it's showing the truth. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:23:25 <Wise [as Finé]> You know why your projection isn't obeying your commands, rodent? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:23:57 <Wise [as Finé]> Because you try to disobey my will. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:24:14 <Christine> We are not your damn puppets! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:24:34 <Wise [as Finé]> You are. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:24:49 <Wise [as Finé]> I'm pretty entertained watching as you trample over Roberta. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:26:21 <Wise [as Finé]> Oh now what are you doing??? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:26:43 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Looks like eatin feces and crying. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:27:55 <Wise [as Finé]> In a normal situation, I would brew some tea an watch the show. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:28:08 <Wise [as Finé]> Or if this were back in the days I was a pirate, rum. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:28:19 <Wise [as Finé]> Good times. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:28:19 <Wise [as Finé]> <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:30:57 <Christine> I’m Hugging My City and Nation, and Protecting it with all of mine and my people’s’ souls! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:31:10 <Wise [as Finé]> What? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:31:21 <Wise [as Finé]> OH!!! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:31:37 <Wise [as Finé]> Roberta was crushed by a chunk of the moon! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:32:00 <Christine> I will not fall! Cwcville Shall Stand! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:32:18 <Christine> I am really focused! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:32:26 <Christine> You will not win, Finé! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:32:42 <Wise [as Finé]> Really? Because it looks exactly like I'm winning. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:32:53 <Christine> That is your perception. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:33:02 <Wise [as Finé]> Half your Sonichus ran away. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:33:04 <Christine> Mine it says I’m still standing with Everyone! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:33:20 <Wise [as Magi-Chan]> GODDAMMIT!!!-Magi-chan <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:33:27 <Wise [as Magi-Chan]> HALF OUR FAMILY IS RUNNING AWAY!!! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:33:44 <Christine> Well, what do you suggest, Magi-Chan! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:34:00 <Christine> I’m staying to protect our Nation. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:34:10 <Christine> I’m no coward! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:34:36 <Christine> I have our Cwcville Map on my chest, with all of my Might! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:34:55 <Christine> I will stand and protect this Nation! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:35:03 <Christine> We will Not Fall, Hubby! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:35:04 <Wise [as Finé]> Gwen, I need music for this. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:35:21 <Wise [as Finé]> I'm feeling awfully young tonight, so maybe something from our school days? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:35:34 <Christine> I Have Faith! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:35:38 <Christine> I Have Hope! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:35:45 <Christine> I Have Heart! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:35:49 <Christine> I Have Soul! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:35:58 <Christine> I Have Love! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:36:17 <Christine> I Am the Soldier Of Love and Honesty! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:36:20 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Hrm <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:36:28 <Christine> I Am Chris Chan Sonichu! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:36:36 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No Christine <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:36:47 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You're the Soldier of Sloth and Gluttony. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:37:00 <Wise [as Finé]> Gwen, some music~? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:37:00 <Christine> I am the Soldier of Love and Honesty! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:37:01 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You lied for years about being a pedophile <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:37:13 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Yet I rooted around on your computer and found kiddie porn. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:37:23 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You lied about being a man <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:37:27 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Then about being a woman <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:37:34 <Boyd [as Gwen]> All to try and get at a vagina. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:37:45 <Wise [as Finé]> Never mind, I found the right song. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:37:47 <Wise [as Finé]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=549hyQ7uyL4 <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:37:48 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You had the GALL to threaten to rape someone. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:37:49 <Christine> You won’t get me down! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:38:00 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You know what fuck it I'm reporting you to the FBI <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:38:03 <Christine> I’m Still Standing In Cwcville! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:38:08 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Fuck nuking your rats Christine <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:38:17 <Wise [as Finé]> *Dances to Safety dance as panic and chaos fills the streets* <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:38:20 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm giving all the evidence of YOU being a pedophile to the police. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:38:20 <Christine> You Traitor! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:38:26 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No I'm no traitor <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:38:42 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm just done with the lies, the bullshit, and the stubbornness. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:38:42 <Christine> You Are for working with the enemy! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:38:50 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No I'm FRIENDS with the enemy <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:38:54 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Massive difference <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:38:55 <Wise [as Finé]> I *was* her professor after all~ <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:38:56 <Christine> Exactly! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:01 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Did I destroy the moon? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:02 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:06 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Did I help destroy it? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:07 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:13 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Fine's my teacher <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:19 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You're just a sadsack I know. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:39:44 <Christine> She is A Devil! A Monster, Gwen! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:46 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You want my loyalty I'm bought with money not art of me as a fucking headmaster. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:52 <Boyd [as Gwen]> and she raised me. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:39:58 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I was an *orphan* Chris. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:40:08 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I don't agree with everything she does <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:40:20 <Boyd [as Gwen]> But I'm so fucking tired of your dimension being constantly at war <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:40:25 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Make you a deal <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:40:28 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'll abandon her <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:40:37 <Boyd [as Gwen]> *For five hundred dollars.* <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:40:48 <Christine> I don’t Have that money, and You Know It! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:40:55 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You've got until midnight to make me ditch the woman I see as my mom. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:41:03 <Wise [as Finé]> The eighties were such fun times. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:41:03 <Wise [as Finé]> <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:41:15 <Christine> I can’t get that money for you, Gwen. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:41:17 <Boyd [as Gwen]> God I forgot that perm you had <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:41:29 <Christine> You drained Me Dry with the others! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:41:32 <Boyd [as Gwen]> With the cockatiel spikes? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:41:37 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I didn't drain shit. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:41:43 <Boyd [as Gwen]> YOU fucked up <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:41:50 <Christine> I Did Fuck Up <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:41:51 <Boyd [as Gwen]> YOU threatened to rape women. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:41:56 <Christine> I Did! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:42:01 <Boyd [as Gwen]> YOU decided money was the best course of action <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:42:03 <Wise [as Finé]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEJHNZpeck <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:42:18 <Wise [as Finé]> *Keeps dancing as the streets get bombarded by the moon.* <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:42:24 <Christine> Well, What that is Not Money do you want me to do? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:42:38 <Wise [as Finé]> Hmmmm <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:42:45 <Christine> Do you want me to Confess to the Internet, Gwen? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:42:50 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:42:57 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I want you to go outside <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:43:02 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Somewhere populated <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:43:11 <Boyd [as Gwen]> and just sit. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:43:25 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Think of how your abhorrent toxicity has sullied their lives. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:43:37 <Boyd [as Gwen]> It's that or an actual million pushups. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:43:53 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No sleeping, no breaks, just working out for the next three days. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:44:13 <Christine> I’ll go out and think about everything in public. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:44:23 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You have to do it right now <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:44:27 <Wise [as Finé]> So much death on the streets. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:44:29 <Boyd [as Gwen]> and you must remain there for a week. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:44:36 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No toilet breaks <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:44:40 <Wise [as Finé]> Good thing I'm dressed for the occasion. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:44:42 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No food breaks at mcdonalds. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:44:50 <Wise [as Finé]> [Image of Finé] <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:44:51 <Boyd [as Gwen]> No fast food garbage <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:44:56 <Christine> I can’t be in one place for a week! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:45:00 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You sit there for a fucking week. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:45:07 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Then you pay me. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:45:13 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I don't care if it's in installments. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:45:19 <Boyd [as Gwen]> *You owe me all.* <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:45:43 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm the reason your dimension hasn't just fucking VANISHED <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:46:07 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm the reason you're not sitting in a jail cell crying after you dropped the communal soap <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:46:07 <Christine> I’ll commit Suicide if you let the dimension be Destroyed! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:46:14 <Boyd [as Gwen]> The hell you will <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:46:21 <Christine> My heart will drop to Zero Percent! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:46:22 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Because I'm going to tell your mother. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:46:27 <Christine> I’ll be depressed! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:46:31 <Boyd [as Gwen]> *I'm telling her about the porn Chris.* <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:46:33 <Christine> I won’t do anything! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:46:39 <Christine> I’ll be dead in a week! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:46:40 <Wise [as Finé]> whoa whoa <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:46:47 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm telling her about the sheer number of child pornography items. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:46:52 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You had a chance <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:46:52 <Christine> Good! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:46:54 <Wise [as Finé]> I had to stop my dancing because of a suicide threat. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:46:56 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You had multiple chances <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:47:00 <Christine> Tell Her Everything! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:47:05 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Everything? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:47:11 <Wise [as Finé]> Chris, who is this lovely Rosechu here? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:47:15 <Christine> Go Ahead! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:47:20 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Even how you stole her money to pay for the goddesses? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:47:24 <Wise [as Finé]> I just asked her name. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:47:27 <Christine> Go ahead! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:47:37 <Boyd [as Gwen]> How you stalked CHILDREN at a store to try and rape them? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:47:37 <Wise [as Finé]> HEY!!! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:47:53 <Christine> Go ahead, Gwen! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:48:00 <Wise [as Finé]> What is this Rosechu's name? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:48:01 <Christine> She won’t listen to you anyway. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:48:14 <Boyd [as Gwen]> *grabs forklift and nuke* <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:48:17 <Wise [as Cryzel]> It's CRyzel!-Cryzel <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:48:21 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Byebye CWCville. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:48:26 <Christine> Honey! <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 1:48:34 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Shoot the damn rat Doc <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:48:40 <Wise [as Cryzel]> YOU THREATENED SUICIDE AGAIN YOU MONSTER!!!-Cryzel <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:48:50 <Christine> That’s My Wife! Cryzel! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:48:54 <Wise [as Cryzel]> REAL SONICHUS DON'T BELIEVE IN SUICIDE!!! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:49:17 <Christine> I don’t either, but I can’t live with myself with everything and everyone gone. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:49:37 <Christine> I can’t stand being alone, Cryzel! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:49:54 <Wise [as Finé]> Really now~? You hear that, christine?-Finé <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:50:21 <Christine> I made my wife cry. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:50:32 <Wise [as Finé]> Now Chris, there is a way to fix this. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:50:39 <Christine> What is it? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:50:44 <Wise [as Finé]> First off <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:50:49 <Wise [as Finé]> no more suicide talk. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:50:59 <Christine> Fine <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:51:22 <Wise [as Cryzel]> It's taboo in Sonichu culture. The moment you threaten it, you're not considered a Sonichu.-Cryzel <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:51:56 <Christine> I will never kill myself, even in depression. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:52:13 <Wise [as Cryzel]> You said that last night, but you JUST THREATENED TO DO IT AGAIN!!! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:52:56 <Christine> I’m Really Sorry, Cryzel. But Cwcville is on the verge of falling, and I don’t have many options. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:53:06 <Wise [as Cryzel]> SUICIDE IS ONE OF THE<‽‽?‽ <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:53:18 <Wise [as Cryzel]> You can't just, oh I dunno, *REBUILD*‽ <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:53:32 <Christine> Is everyone evacuated, Cryzel? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:53:36 <Wise [as Cryzel]> NO!!! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:53:51 <Wise [as Cryzel]> YOU SAT HERE THREATENING SUICIDE!!! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:54:05 <Wise [as Cryzel]> WHOEVER SUPPORTED YOUR LAWS NO LONGER DOES! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:54:35 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Christine, why would you threaten to hurt yourself like that? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:55:05 <Christine> Because I felt like I was out of options. I did not know where you were either. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:55:21 <Christine> I Tried to defend the city and Nation with my powers <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:55:29 <Christine> But I ended up with a crying projection <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:55:43 <Wise [as Cryzel]> So I go missing for a few minutes to take a pee, and you threaten suicide? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:56:05 <Christine> Can I take the threat back? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:56:30 <Wise [as Cryzel]> How do I know you won't do it again the next time Cwcville is being threatened? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:57:00 <Wise [as Finé]> This is most entertaining. It sure beats that episode of *Dallas*.-Finé <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:57:10 <Christine> I won’t ever again, as long as I have you by my side, Cryzel. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:57:24 <Christine> I felt alone <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:57:31 <Christine> When I did not know you were near <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:57:47 <Christine> And Magi-Chan was panicking. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:57:49 <Wise [as Finé]> Enough. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:58:24 <Wise [as Finé]> You insult me, insult one of my children, and you threaten to hurt yourself over such trivial matters. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:58:48 <Christine> You’re right. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:59:03 <Christine> It was trivial. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:59:14 <Christine> It is a city that can be rebuilt. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:59:21 <Christine> But the dimension <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:59:32 <Christine> Can an entire dimension be rebuilt? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 1:59:53 <Christine> That was the greater risk at hand <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 1:59:59 <Wise [as Finé]> Chris, your whining annoys me. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:00:09 <Christine> I’ll stop <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:00:25 <Wise [as Finé]> Cryzel stopped listening to you a little bit ago. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:00:37 <Christine> Cryzel! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:00:43 <Christine> I’m sorry, Honey! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:00:48 <Wise [as Finé]> She's not dead, you idiot. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:01:16 <Christine> Well, I’m not making another suicidal threat, and I took back this one. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:01:42 <Wise [as Finé]> Well the moon stopped falling. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:01:50 <Christine> Huh. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:01:55 <Wise [as Finé]> I stopped it. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:02:00 <Wise [as Finé]> and you know what? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:02:29 <Wise [as Finé]> I will let it crush your nation if my migraine from you gets worse. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:02:55 <Christine> I’m not saying anything. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:03:44 <Wise [as Finé]> Look into my eyes, and heed my warning you overweight balding mutant. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:03:44 <Wise [as Finé]> [Image of Finé] <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:04:25 <Wise [as Finé]> I am far more powerful than anything you have ever encountered. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:05:10 <Wise [as Finé]> Do you understand? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:05:16 <Christine> Yes <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:05:33 <Christine> I understand <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:05:41 <Wise [as Finé]> Now then <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:05:46 <Wise [as Finé]> Apologize to Gwen. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:06:00 <Wise [as Finé]> Not just a childish one. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:06:29 <Christine> Gwen, I am really sorry for failing on the oatmeal, granola and exercise routines. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 2:06:46 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Don't apologize for THAT. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 2:06:51 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Apologize for EVERYTHING. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 2:06:56 <Boyd [as Gwen]> ***Goddamn everything*** <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:07:15 <Christine> Okay <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:08:17 <Christine> Hold on <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:15:03 <Christine>

[Chris links to the Chris apologizes to Gwen video]

<font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:15:28 <Wise [as Finé]> This is the video? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:15:40 <Christine> It’s processing, yes <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:15:51 <Wise [as Finé]> And only we can see it? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 2:15:59 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Hmph <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:16:07 <Christine> Yes <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:16:20 <Christine> Nobody else <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:17:41 <Christine> I have only One question I wish to ask in comment, with no response expected: Will I Ever be Reformed and Redeemed of all my sins and mistakes, and have Peace of Mind Ever Again? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:18:18 <Wise [as Finé]> You want peace of mind? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:18:52 <Christine> Did you watch the video? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:20:42 <Christine> I’m waiting to hear when you have. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:22:42 <Wise [as Finé]> Wow <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:22:55 <Christine> Satisfactory? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:24:03 <Wise [as Finé]> My sides hurt from the laughter, but we shall see what Gwen says. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:24:16 <Christine> <@272783957752283137> ? [Notifying Gwen (Boyd)] <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:25:47 <Christine> Waiting on you now <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:29:00 <Christine> <@272783957752283137> ? [Notifying Gwen (Boyd)] <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 2:29:53 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I hate it <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 2:29:57 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I hate everything about it <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:30:21 <Christine> Well, I was out of tears, and I shouted at the camera. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:30:28 <Christine> The song was playing. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:31:45 <Wise [as Finé]> Awww <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:33:23 <Christine> Anything else right now? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:41:09 <Christine> Still waiting <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:42:29 <Christine> Fine, the ponies label me as a sex offender; how can I make amends for that? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:43:23 <Wise [as Finé]> How should I know? I just know what I read on my reports. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 2:43:56 <Boyd [as Gwen]> I'm very unhappy right now <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:46:36 <Wise [as Finé]> Oh my <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:47:57 <Christine> <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:48:08 <Christine> Wall <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 2:48:08 <Wise [as Finé]> Who...told you to do that??? <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 2:51:53 <Boyd [as Gwen]> Show your mother your handiwork <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:53:32 <Christine> Hold on <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:55:06 <Christine> I showed it to my mother; she was really shocked and offended. She started to cry. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:55:13 <Christine> Then she ran back upstairs <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:57:38 <Christine> Woof <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:58:00 <Christine> I’m a buttfucking champ. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 2:58:56 <Christine> I need a shower, and I am really tired. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:00:02 <Christine> So, the Moon? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:00:40 <Christine> What’s up with the moon chunk? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:01:03 <Wise [as Finé]> Still in orbit <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:01:30 <Christine> Are you leaving it there? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:01:45 <Wise [as Finé]> For now <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:01:56 <Christine> Okay. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:02:31 <Wise [as Finé]> You really showed you mother? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:02:36 <Christine> I got my family back, and we’ll rebuild tomorrow. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:02:49 <Christine> I showed the crossbone dicks to my mother. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:03:07 <Wise [as Finé]> Glorious...wait, crossbone dicks? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:03:39 <Christine> I do not want to speak with you or Maria ever again. <font color="#4DBD33">18/04/09 3:04:01 <Boyd [as Gwen]> You probably will until the goddesses have pity fatass. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:04:19 <Wise [as Finé]> discord5.png <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:04:22 <Wise [as Finé]> You also stole my armor design. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:04:27 <Wise [as Finé]> My relic. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:05:08 <Christine> I really have no idea what you are talking about, unless you’re taking about Sandy Rosechu’s hairstyle. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:05:09 <Wise [as Finé]> And bastardized it for your Cherokean leader design. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:05:13 <Christine> Oh! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:05:16 <Wise [as Finé]> That too. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:05:36 <Christine> Eh, that was more a Mayan inspired outfit. What? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:07:05 <Christine> I need my sleep <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 3:09:27 <Christine> Thank you <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:12:14 <Wise [as Finé]> ONE MORE THING!!! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 3:12:48 <Wise [as Finé]> [Image of young Gary Coleman] <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:12:47 <Christine> I got the note of the Seinfeld Quad and Jim in the background; I will be sure to add them to the damn drawing tomorrow. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:12:47 <Christine> Also, and you can not tell me otherwise, but Nightstar brought Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Sonichu and Timéchu back home tonight after all that. I Know they are all right here, safe and sound. Sonichu is not allowed to return to Cwcville for a long while. He’s staying right here and learn of my current details and get updated in the mental links. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:12:47 <Christine> There is No New Mayor; Cwcville Is Run and LED by a 38-Year Trained and Educated Battery-Charge Blue Heart CPU. It is Not to ever be denied. Although, since you insisted, I made it a Law to appoint Brendan Frazier and Jim Pickens as Her Advisors and Consultants; Neither of them will ever lead or Mayor Cwcville. I am taking control of the Nation, and I will not be stopped. I wrote Fifteen Chronicler Laws Yesterday; they all can never ever be overwritten, overturned, abolished or anything; they are set in stone and ironclad. Done deal. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:12:47 <Christine> I’ll finish the damn sex drawing later. Goodnight. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:13:10 <Wise [as Finé]> Nope <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:13:28 <Wise [as Finé]> Your talk against me is final. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:13:35 <Wise [as Finé]> Moon is coming down. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:14:36 <Wise [as Finé]> Your lies and delusions have angered me for the last time. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:16:13 <Christine> Fine, we will rebuild. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:16:27 <Christine> You won’t get your coloured drawing. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:18:08 <Wise [as Finé]> Nope <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:18:20 <Wise [as Finé]> The CPUs have declared war. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:18:29 <Wise [as Cryzel]> CHRIS!!!-Cryzel <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:18:49 <Wise [as Cryzel]> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!‽ <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:19:27 <Christine> Ugh! I thought it was finally over! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:19:37 <Christine> I thought you were here, Cryzel. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:19:47 <Wise [as Cryzel]> No! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:20:08 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Why would you act so childish??? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:20:40 <Christine> I was tired of this chaos and madness. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:21:50 <Wise [as Cryzel]> The CPUs made announcements <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:21:55 <Christine> CPUs, listen to me, I wrote a law that prevents anyone from harming any of you and John. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:22:11 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Read the announcements <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:25:54 <Christine> I did <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:26:00 <Christine> Please, Calm Down. I had noted very well that Sabrina was to have had more than 38 years of training and education for y’all. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:26:13 <Christine> And I am going to draw her in flat chest in her CPU form. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:26:18 <Christine> Didn’t they hear me? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:26:57 <Wise [as Cryzel]> It was televised. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:27:11 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Those chats just copy what they said on TV. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:27:24 <Christine> Geeze! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:27:33 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Chris... <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:27:38 <Wise [as Cryzel]> How could you? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:27:59 <Wise [as Cryzel]> You just had to insult Gwen’s mother, and the goddesses. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:29:16 <Christine> I thought you, Magi-Chan and Sonichu were safe right here; my Chu Sense picked you three up here in this house. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:29:40 <Christine> You shouted and cried at me. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:29:54 <Christine> Then you punched me in the balls three times. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:30:02 <Christine> And beat up my face <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:30:22 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Whaa? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:30:45 <Christine> That’s what I’m feeling right now. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:30:55 <Christine> Whaa? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:31:35 <Christine> I don’t want a crap Mayor for Cwcville. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:31:51 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Sonichu was a crap mayor??? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:32:11 <Christine> I was talking of Jim. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:32:39 <Christine> But Sonichu insulted my Chronicler Laws I wrote last night and earlier today. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:32:52 <Christine> I had written 15 Unbreakable Laws. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:33:10 <Christine> And they’re part of Sonichu 17. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:33:30 <Wise [as Cryzel]> I can’t believe you <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:34:30 <Christine> What? You Knew you, Magi-Chan and I were going to time-travel and make the past details right for our Nation, in mutual decisions between the three of us. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:34:47 <Wise [as Cryzel]> How? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:34:47 <Christine> We went over what laws to write at McDonalds together the other day <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:34:55 <Wise [as Cryzel]> How would you do that? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:35:13 <Wise [as Cryzel]> You asked me what I thought and assumed I agreed. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:35:16 <Christine> Our adventures were going to be drawn in the book. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:35:49 <Wise [as Cryzel]> I told you that was a bad idea! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:35:59 <Christine> Wait, what? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:36:13 <Christine> Magi-Chan said it was a valid idea. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:36:48 <Christine> I also wanted to undo the wrongs I and Chris did in the past, including the sexual offenses to Vert, among others. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:37:08 <Christine> And the damn Butter Law <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:37:39 <Christine> And the Women’s Rights Preservation <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:37:59 <Christine> Equal Rights for all races, orientations and identities, religions and all <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:38:04 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Look at what your little stunt just started <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:38:53 <Christine> One Law; making sure Cwcville was a CPU Nation I had thought was told from the Anchuent Prophecy. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:39:12 <Christine> It even said my future daughter, Crystal Rosechu would be a CPU Candidate Of Cwcville. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:39:51 <Wise [as Finé]> Again, I wrote all that.-Finé <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:40:17 <Christine> Let’s give it up for the troublemaking task master, ladies and gentlemen. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:40:50 <Wise [as Finé]> Moon <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:40:53 <Christine> No <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:41:11 <Wise [Finé]> You can’t rebuild if a massive chunk smashes into the planet. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:41:21 <Wise [as Cryzel]> FOCUS!!!-Cryzel <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:41:33 <Christine> Yes, Honey! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:41:48 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Chris <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:42:07 <Christine> Fine, you tell me then, please. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:42:12 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Neptune was one of your only neutral supporters, and now she’s declared war. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:42:25 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Don’t yell at me <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:42:33 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Don’t you dare be rude to me! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:42:44 <Wise [as Cryzel]> You brute! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:43:21 <Christine> Well, then; alright. Just kill Sabrina already. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:43:31 <Wise [as Cryzel]> Excuse me??? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:43:42 <Wise [as Cryzel]> YOUR RECOURSE IS MORE KILLNG???? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:43:49 <Wise [as Cryzel]> I can’t believe this <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:43:59 <Christine> Well, her presence is what’s causing this war now <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:44:06 <Wise [as Cryzel]> I didn’t marry you...I married Christine! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:44:27 <Christine> What should I do then? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:44:36 <Christine> To stop this war <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:44:47 <Christine> I don’t like killing either. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:45:05 <Christine> I don’t want Sabrina dead either <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:45:19 <Christine> I’m just feeling frustrated and confused. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:45:34 <Christine> I don’t know what to do <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:45:36 <Wise [as Pitohui]> You know she ran off? You want my advice, just pull Sabrina from mayoral shit.-Pitohui <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:46:09 <Christine> I do that, then Jim will be pushed into the seat; I do not want that. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:46:25 <Wise [as Pitohui]> Sonichu was already mayor. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:47:07 <Christine> Crystal Weston Chandler Rosechu aside, No Full-Breed Sonichu or Rosechu is permitted to ever be Mayor. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:47:13 <Christine> I wrote that law too <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:47:27 <Wise [as Pitohui]> ....... <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:47:30 <Christine> Sonichu is not Mayor Material <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:48:17 <Wise [as Pitohui]> You know <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:48:19 <Christine> What the hell did I do all day today? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:48:24 <Wise [as Pitohui]> Neither were you. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:48:49 <Christine> Yet, I’m the powerful Chronicler and Leader, and I know the powers are there. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:49:03 <Wise [as Pitohui]> Your power is recording shit, boy. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:49:12 <Christine> I felt every instance right after I signed my name on each of those laws. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:49:30 <Wise [as Pitohui]> You mean those laws no one here follows? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:50:15 <Christine> I made an Ironclad Law that makes all of those laws Required to be followed at all times without overwriting or abolishment. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:50:22 <Christine> I preserved Women’s Rights <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:50:28 <Wise [as Pitohui]> Nobody listened. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:50:52 <Christine> Damn Butter Law! I even wrote against that. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:51:03 <Wise [as Pitohui]> Sonichu wiped his ass with the paper you wrote on. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:51:37 <Christine> That’s another whap on the head for him when I get my mitts on him. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:51:59 <Wise [as Pitohui]> Yup. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:52:47 <Christine> Fine! Executive Decision: Jim Picken is Mayor Of Cwcville Now. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:53:04 <Christine> But the name remains Cwcville, no matter what. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:53:31 <Wise [as Pitohui]> I think Jim left to go murder more people. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:53:55 <Christine> Oh, Great! Maria picked a Murderer to “Lead” the nation. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:54:05 <Wise [as Pitohui]> No <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:54:09 <Wise [as Pitohui]> You just did. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:54:44 <Christine> I change my decision: Jim is Not Mayor. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:54:47 <Wise [as Pitohui]> Just say you’re the mayor again. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:54:57 <Wise [as Pitohui]> You already act like it anyway. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:55:53 <Christine> Alright. But I was not Mayor the first time, Cwcville Chris was. Please, stop referring to me as the past Mayor. I never personally sat in that office. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:56:04 <Wise [as Pitohui]> Mmhmm <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:56:32 <Christine> Everyone, I, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, will step in fully as Mayor Of Cwcville. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:57:13 <Christine> Sabrina is not in that position anymore. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:57:43 <Christine> Although, I will do my best to tame, train and educate her. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:57:58 <Christine> Is everyone listening? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:58:01 <Wise [as Finé]> Very good.-Finé <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:58:21 <Wise [as Finé]> Show me that picture. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:58:38 <Christine> What I have so far, okay? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:59:09 <Christine> Because I will be adding Seinfeld gang and Jim in the background later. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:59:14 <Christine> And colouring it. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 4:59:18 <Wise [as Finé]> Alright <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 4:59:52 <Christine> <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:00:49 <Christine> As Mayor, and Leader Of Cwcville, I do not take Puppet orders from Finé. All decisions are of my own will. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:01:46 <Christine> And, as my first act as Mayor Of Cwcville, I wish to restore all but the Sabrina Cuca Law of the Chronicler Laws. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:02:07 <Wise [as Finé]> Who is that being humped? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:02:13 <Christine> Me <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:02:27 <Wise [as Finé]> You drew yourself with a large chest. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:02:48 <Christine> I do have a “D” Cup size. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:02:52 <Wise [as Finé]> Liar <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:02:54 <Wise [as Finé]> Moon <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:02:58 <Christine> No <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:03:03 <Wise [as Finé]> Yes. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:03:06 <Christine> I have proof <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:03:13 <Wise [as Finé]> I have proof in that size <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:03:29 <Wise [as Finé]> Your breasts are a lie. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:03:55 <Wise [as Finé]> Moon <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:04:00 <Christine> That’s the back of my bra, showing the size. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:04:05 <Wise [as Finé]> I don’t need to see your underwear. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:04:06 <Christine> No Moon <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:04:24 <Wise [as Finé]> It’s coming down <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:04:27 <Christine> No! <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:04:32 <Christine> Stop the Moon! <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:04:37 <Wise [as Finé]> Why? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:05:15 <Christine> I will not commit suicide, but I would become very depressed if I can’t restore everything. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:06:09 <Christine> Do you want me depressed? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:06:20 <Christine> Or no Cheap Power for you. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:06:29 <Wise [as Finé]> I don’t care. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:06:46 <Wise [as Finé]> Admit you’re lying.

<font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:07:01 <Christine> My breasts with fat are a lie. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:07:09 <Wise [as Finé]> No more drawings of you with large breasts <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:07:31 <Christine> Alright <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:08:08 <Christine> Why are You obsessed with breast size like Blanc is? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:08:19 <Wise [as Finé]> I’m not <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:08:47 <Wise [as Finé]> I think it is disgusting how you think of yourself as a cutesy girl. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:09:03 <Wise [as Finé]> The girl you draw in those pictures <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:09:03 <Christine> I don’t think of myself as cutesy. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:09:07 <Wise [as Finé]> That isn’t you. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:09:35 <Christine> Have you seen the recent photographs of me? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:09:51 <Wise [as Finé]> They look nothing like your artwork. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:10:13 <Wise [as Finé]> The real you is overweight, greasy, and balding. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:11:27 <Christine> I do not like you, Finé. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:11:42 <Wise [as Finé]> I do not care. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:12:10 <Wise [as Finé]> Your family were always fat, lazy, lying, cowardly worms in the generations I knew them. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:13:06 <Wise [as Finé]> I actually talked to your old God in person. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:13:38 <Christine> The one I can’t go back to now, because I forsook Jesus. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:13:46 <Wise [as Finé]> Your family got drunk and had sex like rabid dogs. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:14:16 <Christine> Stop <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:14:20 <Christine> Enough. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:14:33 <Wise [as Finé]> You know <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:14:44 <Wise [as Finé]> Jesus doesn’t care if you leave. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:15:02 <Christine> Leave this world for Cwcville? <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:15:08 <Christine> That’s fine by me. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:15:11 <Wise [as Finé]> He does but it’s more God always welcomes back lost flock. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:15:17 <Wise [as Finé]> No <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:15:49 <Wise [as Finé]> I’m not here to preach, to be honest. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:16:09 <Wise [as Finé]> But you seem to not understand your old religion at all. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:16:41 <Christine> You’re right, I didn’t. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:17:23 <Christine> Nobody forgives anyone in this world. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:17:26 <Christine> Not even me <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:17:39 <Christine> So, that was the big reason why I ditched Jesus. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:17:42 <Wise [as Finé]> Suit yourself. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:17:57 <Wise [as Finé]> But yes, he is real. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:18:52 <Christine> I don’t doubt it, but in an unforgiving world as this one, I can’t be satisfied until when I Am forgiven after I am reformed and redeemed. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:19:10 <Wise [as Finé]> Chris, how do you think forgiveness works? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:19:46 <Wise [as Finé]> You ask for forgiveness and then you repeat the exact same offense over and over. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:20:00 <Wise [as Finé]> That’s why nobody just forgives you anymore. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:20:28 <Christine> No argument. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:21:03 <Wise [as Finé]> Chris, nobody takes you seriously. They know you’ll mess up and repeat the very offense you just committed. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:22:33 <Wise [as Finé]> I’m being nice here for once. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:22:53 <Christine> I’m not fighting <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:23:02 <Christine> Or arguing <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:23:49 <Christine> I get it: what I need to do is prove I won’t make the same mistakes again. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:24:13 <Wise [as Finé]> And we ran into your first problem. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:24:19 <Wise [as Finé]> Honesty. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:24:41 <Christine> I did not lie there. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:24:56 <Wise [as Finé]> No but let’s be honest. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:24:59 <Christine> But my history does prove me false <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:25:06 <Wise [as Finé]> Yes. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:26:15 <Christine> I just try to prove myself by telling the truth instead of sugar coating it. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:26:48 <Christine> Or, what is it you were thinking? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:27:10 <Wise [as Finé]> I think for now I will be retiring to my office for the night. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:27:20 <Christine> Me too. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:27:57 <Christine> I want my Cryzel, Magi-Chan and Sonichu to return to me as soon as possible, please. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:28:15 <Christine> Thank you <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:28:29 <Wise [as Finé]> You forget <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:28:35 <Wise [as Finé]> Cryzel wants space. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:28:45 <Wise [as Finé]> You just terrified her tonight. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:28:55 <Christine> Okay. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:28:57 <Wise [as Finé]> Better hope it doesn't compromise your babies. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:29:25 <Christine> May I have Magi-Chan and Sonichu here as soon as possible, please? <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:29:44 <Wise [as Finé]> Tomorrow. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:29:48 <Christine> Okay <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:29:50 <Wise [as Finé]> Tomorrow at dinner. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:29:56 <Christine> Thank you <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:30:06 <Christine> Goodnight <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:44:10 <Christine> One more thing, as Mayor Of Cwcville, I wish to appoint as my consultants and advisors Robertchu, Nick Saban, and my BFF, Anna McLerran. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:44:25 <Christine> Thank you <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:45:26 <Wise [as Finé]> No outsiders <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:45:32 <Wise [as Finé]> Except Saban. <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:45:40 <Wise [as Finé]> Anna is a potential risk. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:46:25 <Christine> Robertchu is family. <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:46:32 <Christine> My father <font color="#FF0000">18/04/09 5:47:07 <Wise [as Finé]> Just no Anna <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:47:13 <Christine> Fine <font color="#0033FF">18/04/09 5:47:30 <Christine> Thank you.