Self-inflicted taint wound

"Anyhow, and you can try this at home in private, push (maybe tough) into the center of the skin patch between your legs (the taint); you may find one or two grooves hidden under there. One of them, yes, is your unbirthable Vagina (since the uterus would be shrunk during the "Y" mutation).

Punchline: if every gay male knew about this, all they'd have to do is cut their taint, and they'd have a new hole to play with"

- Chris's Reddit post from 3 July 2016, made before he cut his taint open later that month.

"He was really buttmad when he finally admitted it was a wound. Like all caps "FINE OK IT'S A WOUND God!"

- :( "

The self-inflicted taint wound (or Un-Clit 2.0) is the result of Chris's attempt to deal with his gender dysphoria issues using magical thinking.

On the evening of 23 July 2016, following several months of believing that he was magically undergoing sex-reassignment through listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis videos, Chris sliced his taint open with a knife in an attempt to expedite the transformation. The catalyst was alleged by an insider in contact with Chris to have been from Chris being drunk and saddened over lesbians pointing out he didn't have an actual vagina, though Chris had been mulling usage of a knife in the weeks beforehand.

On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he had grown vaginal labia from his hypnosis regimen. Chris later posted two more messages; first claiming that he had his "labia area" examined, and then declaring that it was all a ruse. Of course, these were proven to be blatant lies. Chris had edited the message about the exam, changing his story as he went on. If that wasn't telling enough, a second picture provided by insiders in contact with Chris displayed the wound from another angle, making it extremely unlikely to be a Photoshop hoax.

Unlike the first picture, in which the "labia" was posed for his fanbase on Facebook, the second exhibited how badly Chris was handling what could have evolved into a life-threatening infection: he is shown spreading the wound as if it were a vagina.

Chris initially responded to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he already had and everything was fine - something no trusted doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation. He then deleted all related posts in an attempt at damage control.

Marvin confirmed that Chris sought treatment after the posts went public and people hassled him into finally admitting that his "labia" was in fact a wound.

Background


is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out magical thinking to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis, a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his and poor measuring of his chest, led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation, and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there. Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience, and four months in, cut open his taint, the most neglected and dirty part of the body, with a knife in an attempt to speed up the process.

First Facebook post
Even Chris's Facebook friends had nothing positive to say about this. They tried to talk some sense into him to no avail.

Jessica Quinn

Kenneth Englehardt

Quinn

Quinn

Although initially naively believing this was just another case of Chris's complete inability to stop himself from posting Honest Content, Englehardt quickly wised up to the situation at hand:

Englehardt

Mellanie Chafe (deleted)

Chafe

Second Facebook post
A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.

Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.

Replies

Quinn

Englehardt

Jennifer Marie

Seamus Campbell

Hoax claim
Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax - an incredibly blatant lie even by his standards, as he does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he tried to stay in denial over it being a wound.

Chris quickly deleted this post as well.

Replies

Marie

Chafe

Continued delusion
On 26 July, a Kiwi Farms user named Innocuous Banter texted Chris, who again claimed that he had been cleared by a doctor. When asked what the doctor had to say about the "labia," Chris responded with, "It is coming in good" and that it is normal-looking. Chris also believes it will finish growing in "a few months."

Treatment
On 26 July, Marvin mentioned that Chris possibly sought treatment, later saying that Chris had switched from rubbing alcohol to a medically appropriate treatment. The following day, Marvin commented that he had more belief that Chris was following his prescribed treatment. He also said that Chris was referring to the "wound," something which he would not have done if he didn't believe it, and that he rationalized the treatment by thinking that the labia simply hadn't been finished growing yet and would just erupt elsewhere.

He later mentioned just how difficult it had been to get Chris to get to a doctor.


 * Chris was pressured into going to the ER.
 * However, he lied to the ER doctors and simply said that his testicles hurt, and based on that, the doctor prescribed Tylenol.
 * Chris showed copies of the ER documents to the people who had told him to go there.
 * They quickly determined he had lied and ordered him to go back, at which point he finally complied.

Chris himself did not publicly give an update on his treatment, being too embarrassed to bring it up. However, several months later, during a September 2016 interview, Chris is asked about the taint wound, and he gives a flustered response:

"Please, please, please! No comment! No comment! Everything’s healed up, it’s all good, I’m still alive, let’s just l – give that…let’s just leave that – lie – lay that down to rest."

- Chris, BraveryJerk Interviews

Actual series of events
On 29 July, Marvin discussed the wound in Kiwi Farms's chatroom, mentioning that he believed it to be self-inflicted.

Marvin also commented on the forum itself many months later.