Talk:Church Visit

Why the fuck did someone redirect this to the Bob Simmons article? We don't take fucking shortcuts around here, people - this is an audio with Chris, it's going to be transcripted in its entirety (well, sorta - it's not necessary to transcribe the entire church sermon, only as much as the parts Chris responds to and says "Yeah" and whatnot). Fuck if people are going to listen to the audio, this needs to be transcripted so people who do not want to listen to the whole thing can just read it.

Let's get to work. --Champthom 21:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

The Audio
Soo... Where can I download the audio? There's no link in the actual article... :/ --NeoShadow 12:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

SAUCE
CTHULHU demands sauce

Sauce delivery:


 * Full church audio
 * Improved, converted to MP3. http://www.mediafire.com/?jqmemaxmcw0 Qebafhzn 06:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm doing this as fast as I can...
For anyone else doing the transcription: USE THE WAV FILE. The MP3 is compressed so much that you can't understand half of it.

I'm uploading what I have now. There will be more to come. I'm only about 10 minutes in. --SaigonPickup
 * You are a TRUE and HONEST hero. I don't have the balls to transcribe this. --Jewlay 00:31, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for transcribing this but Yellow text is SHIT to read on a white background. Yes, it's nice to differentiate but c'mon, I'd rather have it all black if it means I can actually read it. --Champthom 01:10, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

This is soooooooooo long : /

I'll change up the text color for bob to black then, no big deal. To be honest, most of the length of this is due to the church service, which I will mostly be omitting. There's no reason for me to transcribe it.--SaigonPickup
 * When the church sermon begins, you're welcome to omit that. Just include sentences where Chris says "Yeah" and stuff like that or when the trolls make comments and shit like that. --Champthom 02:57, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

May god have mercy on your soul. --Cthulhu

Alright. I've got 10 minutes left to transcribe, but dammit I can't stay awake anymore. I promise to have the rest up within 24 hours. --SaigonPickup 12:17, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

It's done.
Unless anyone else wants to double check... --SaigonPickup 08:29, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Someone better damn transcribe that video game and computer talk, dammit. It's still important to the characters of Robert Simmons V and the Pickle Suit agent. --Champthom 10:45, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
 * GODDAMNIT. fine. I'll do it. --SaigonPickup 11:00, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Everything's done. Didn't know if I should remove the template or not.  I figured I'd let a mod do it so I'm not stepping on anyone's toes. --SaigonPickup 04:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm pretty sure it'd be okay, you HONEST and TRUE hero, you.--Jewlay 05:03, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Fuck it. The transcription's done, I'll remove the template. --SaigonPickup 13:17, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

The lost audio
Seems like the original audio has been lost for a while. However, there's a large portion of it around 32:30 in Part 10 of Geno Samuel's documentary. If someone downloads that episode and cuts out just that part, it won't be exactly the full audio, but it would be better than nothing at all imo. Thoughts? --4CentUser (talk) 20:48, 24 August 2021 (UTC)