August 2014 Facebook Posts



The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in August 2014.

Summary

 * 2 August - Chris receives a gift from a fan.
 * 3 August - Chris begs for money again.
 * 5 August - Chris defends his begging and lashes out at the trolls.
 * 5 August - Chris announces a new drawing for sale on eBay.
 * 7 August - Chris tells everyone not to hate him and to purchase his art.
 * 11 August - Chris once again begs people to buy his products.
 * 14 August - Chris announces a new gender identity and a new personal army.
 * 15 August - Chris struggles to clarify his gender.
 * 16 August - Chris claims that he no longer cares about trolls' opinions.
 * 17 August - Chris says he wants to attend "Pride Parades."
 * 23 August - Chris opens a poll about Rage Comics.
 * 25 August - Chris makes updates about his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.
 * 28 August - Chris announces that price reductions are on the horizon.
 * 31 August - Chris declares that he has been on a date and has a new sweetheart.

Original drawings for sale
On 1 August 2014, Chris posted links to his eBay page to advertise two original drawings for sale.

Need more money
To which Spirit Plumber replied:

and Kim Wilson replied:

Free upgrades
Chris linked to the black-and-white commissions page of his eBay account with the post:

He also linked to the colored commissions page, with:

Vicious Vibes
To which Jennifer Wilson replied:

tl;dr
It's worth noting that Chris 'liked' his own status, as he frequently does, widely considered to be a Facebook faux pas.

He later responded to his own post in an appallingly nonsensical manner:

Then Kim Wilson, potentially tiring of Chris's self deprecating postings, responded with this:

Anna McLerran's white knighting:

Reserve of money
To which Facebook user Do No Harm responded:

More begging
Kim Wilson:

Chris comes out... kinda
Kim replied with logic:

Spirit Plumber:

Kim:

Chris responded:

Kim:

Chris:

Kim:

Chris, completely missing her point, replied by citing Yahoo Answers:

More of that pesky logic stuff by Kim Wilson:

Chris predictably failed to produce the evidence Kim asked for.

Now get on it, Human Rights Campaign
On 14 August 2014, Chris posted a review of the Human Rights Campaign, giving it five out of five stars, along with the editorial:

Chris and "Barbarian and Stereotypical Males"
On 15 August 2014, Chris posted a new profile picture, showing his purple eyeliner, shaved chest, and rapidly receding hairline. The symbol for Equal Marriage Rights was in the corner.

He commented (with no solicitation):

After calming down, he added:

Ho Mo For Women
The use of "Ho Mo" is mystifying, but it's very likely Chris couldn't bring himself to simply write "I am homo" and had to fragment the word.

New cover photo
On 23 August 2014, Chris posted a new cover photo, featuring Lego versions of himself his Sonichu characters.

On second thought...
Later that same day, he reversed himself and chose another cover photo, depicting Lego versions of himself and a sweetheart, probably Catherine, whom he had recently begun to correspond with and had yet to meet in person.

Sonichu's kryptonite
Spirit Plumber asked:

Life events
On 31 August Chris changed his relationship status from "single" to "In a Relationship", with 9 July 2014 being listed as the day the relationship started. Chris responded to this status change with two comments: