August 2016 Facebook posts

This page is an archive of Chris' Facebook posts during August 2016. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. Kenneth Engelhardt and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

Harm and Abuse from Cwcki and KiwiFarms
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Chris liked the above post.

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Dragon Statue
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Insomnia
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Incestuous Thoughts
On August 10, 2016, Chris posted a response to an article about an incestuous relationship between a mother and son from New Mexico. In the response, Chris defends the couple, arguing that incest is appropriate in certain contexts involving social difficulties and where prostitutes are too expensive. Proving that Chris is incapable of thinking outside of his own experience, he admits to having dreams of sexual intercourse with his mother with the bizarre defense of "who hasn't?" Chris references his own experience of being a virgin for decades as evidence that it is a "Huge, Enduring Pain" (as opposed to other, erm, pains). Lastly, he advocates for the two to not be persecuted or judged, because unless there was no abusive sex act (at incest standards, anyway) nor a child produced from it, it's not a crime.

Nearly five years later, Chris would act on his incestuous desires and face the consequences.

He linked to this article: http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-in-new-mexico-and-the-myth-of-love-equality/?utm_content=inf_17_1166_2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d

Later, at 9:20 pm, Chris edited the post to include this at the beginning:

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Get off your ass, Cole!
Chris had seen his own post from a year ago, due to Facebook's On This Day Memory feature.

Too lazy to work
Note: Chris lost the Etsy shop months ago, on 8 June. A Kiwi Farms user named Crayolasword posted screenshots showing why Chris made the post.

Goddess Emanuelle
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which criticized a religious group for making comics about a gay cure.

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Ranting against Facebook
Chris commented on a Great minds think alike post, which asked people to type their locations into the comments to demonstrate to students how a message can be shared online. Chris missed the point completely.

Chris then edited the message to add his location:

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V-Card
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which included this statement:

"When a guy holds onto his V-Card he's labeled as incapable of picking up chicks. But if a girl is holding onto it then she's praised for it."

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Really Ironic
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which itself had the comment "ironic, don't you think?"

Whopperrito
Minutes later, at 5:51 pm, Chris edited the message to mention that it gave him diarrhea.

Lego Minifig contest
Chris entered a contest for "a chance to win 1,000 LEGO® Minifigure Pieces!" The entry required him to share the post to Facebook.

Team Rocket
Chris commented on a Cool itsbirdy post, which featured a marketing video of Pokemon's Team Rocket on apparel with slogans such as "Never Give Up".

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Hear me roar!
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.

Transtrender
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.

Shared link - Pressure in Life
Chris linked to a Youtube video.

Hang out with me at OmegaCon
Chris posted to a Facebook page (link redacted).

Help me buy a Pokemon card
Chris replied to a post on Facebook (link redacted).

Vidya at OmegaCon
Chris replied to posts on Facebook (link redacted).

Alexa P.:

Trey W.:

Vidya at OmegaCon 2
Chris posted to a Facebook page (link redacted), in a continuation of the conversation from the day before.

Vidya at OmegaCon 4
Chris posted to a Facebook page (link redacted)

Red Fox
Note: Redd Foxx is the name of the actor who played Sanford in the Sanford and Son show.

Who wants to pay our mortgage?!
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