Jail Letter - 14 December 2021

"• THE FINAL COUNTDOWN FOR THIS EARTH IS ON. • TWO SUNS AND THE RED MOON OF YOUR DREAMS."

- Chris's apocalyptic ramblings written on the envelope, 14 December 2021.

On 14 December 2021, Chris sent an eighth letter Kenneth Englehardt.

Some highlights of this letter include:


 * Chris demanding $200,000 to be sent to Barbara minimum. With no time index given it can be deduced that Chris wants to see the amount accumulated ASAP. He also felt the need to write down decimals in a round number.
 * This is not the first time that Chris has set a $200,000 money goal. In October of 2017, Chris put a $250,000 goal on his Patreon page to pay off the Chandler's debts, mainly the mortgage and credit card debt. The other $50,000 was for Chris as a reserve for a "rainy day", though it is likely that Chris would’ve spent it all on toys should he have received it.
 * In the wake of Barb's traffic accident and the totalling of Son-Chu, Chris seems more concerned with replacing the vehicle than with the physical well-being of his own mother.
 * "The final Countdown for this Earth is Now." Seems to imply another stage of the Dimensional Merge has initiated, even though Chris declared the final stages of the Merge were happening as he was being arrested on charges of incest on August 1st 2021.
 * The use of the word Tithes, albeit "kind tithes" might imply Chris views donations to Barb as an obligation of his "True and Loyal Fanbase".
 * Chris wrote that people can send Barbara checks, only to add the word valid later, implying that he is aware that people will likely send Barbara bad checks as an attempt at weenery.
 * Chris adds up the digits of the date to make 13 and then adds up the digits of 13 to make 4. Since Chris has previously indicated that he considers 13 an unlucky number, this may be meant as a bad omen, especially since 4 is considered an unlucky number as well in East Asian cultures.
 * In contrary to previous letters, the pages of this letter haven't been numbered in the top-left corner of the sheet with a circled number.