December 2013 Facebook Posts



The following are Facebook posts Chris posted in December 2013. Chris ended the year by posting that he was having "the worst broken heart ever".

Summary

 * 5 December - Chris uploaded a new cover photo and profile picture.
 * 19 December - Chris's former high school crush, Kellie Andes shares the video For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV.
 * 21 December - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.
 * 23 December - Chris posts additional Pokemon Safari information.
 * 23 December - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her point.
 * 27 December - Chris's classmate, Sarah Bevel, shares a picture of Chris wearing his mother's underwear.
 * 30 December - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet.

Friends
After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying lament and tagged Sarah Bevel:

Justine Sacco's sex dream
In an attempt to "win" against his former high school gal-pals and his trolls due to his autism, Chris posted this:

NOTE: Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from February 24, 2012:

"I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml."

Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.

Chris is lost
Chris posted twice while ushering in the New Year. The first post includes a scene from the game Zelda II.



It Gets WORSE!
On 19 December, Kellie Andes, one of Chris's former high school crushes, has seen the infamous For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV video and shares it:

Mommy's Undies
On 27 December, Sarah Bevel, another of Chris's former gal pals, posts another tidbit about Chris, this time about him wearing his mom's underwear: