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 * which was Originally distributed solely to Family and Close Friends. Trust the Trolls to pose as my Primary School Girlfriend Crush and con a copy out of me late 2008.


 * I became famous, and I never had to leave my house or go out-of-state or city.


 * Anyway, I want to MAKE IT ALL OFFICIAL, get me Paper-Published with continuing work, a good, reasonable amount of money, further Enforce my Nine-YEAR-OLD Copyright, and make my future more peaceful. Also to put those Dang, Dirty Trolls to Rest and At Bay.


 * Christopher Christian Weston Chandler
 * August 11, 2009