Clyde E-mails

This set of Clyde e-mails showcases a collection of communications between Christian Weston Chandler and Clyde Cash. The e-mails, sent February 2009 to May 2010 show a number of things, the biggest thing of all is that, for a year, Chris had pined for PandaHalo, going so far as to hold on to PSN accounts he created for her.

Yo chris, check out Rabbichoso! It's gonna be big! — February 3, 2009
sonichu.info, sorry for hijacking your old domain man, but a man's gotta advertise you know?

anyway, this is what i've been working on for a while. just to let you know.

love clyde@undefined

February 17, 2009
Chris, you've never accepted my help before, you've also ignored Vivian's advice.

I haven't seen any change in your lifestyle. I hate lies, you know.

My message to you is just a warning. I mean, most men your age would have already moved out...

- Clyde@undefined

February 24, 2009
We're sending Julie off to China in 9 hours.

You have failed me yet again, Chris-chan.

- Clyde@undefined

I'll go buy the fanciest chocolate I can as I promised.

- Clyde@undefined

Hi, Clyde — October 25, 2009
You don't have the balls to do anything.@undefined

A real man fights with no weapons. — March 11, 2010
Also, you're still mad? God damn, it's been a year, get over it.

(She isn't dead. I lied about that to get you to stop pursuing her.)

If you actually did some research (which I knew you wouldn't do) the fires weren't even near Sarah. Congrats, you fail at everything.@undefined

It isn't rape if she enjoys it :D

Also my daughter's name is Penny. I'll make sure you never touch her you sick bastard.@undefined

Panda — May 3, 2010
These lead into the Surfshack Tito E-mails.