IRC (26 October 2008)

In the early morning of 26 October 2008, Chris chatted in #sonichu for about an hour.

Summary
This is one of Chris's earlier fan chats, taking place just after the climax of the Blanca Weiss saga. Thanks to the cumulative stress of losing Blanca and seeing his medallions immersed in pickle juice, on 21 October Chris crashed into slumber. At this point Chris is trying to bounce back a bit.

The most historically significant element of the chat is Chris's first reference to Chloe, one of the rare occasions where he's made up a sweetheart almost entirely out of thin air. He claims that they met at Gamestop, that they went to Taco Bell together, that she's gorgeous, that he's gotten to second base with her, and that she is his "VIRGIN-TAKER," but of course she is "shy" and doesn't want to be seen on the Internet.

Chris's story doesn't hold any water on its face, but it's possible to spot some specific inconsistencies if one is familiar with the details of his life around this time. He claims to have met Chloe in mid-September, which means he was seeing her at the same time he was declaring (at the end of September) that Blanca was his one, true, divinely-ordained future partner. Likewise he claims that they officially hooked up in mid-October, before Blanca dumped him. If that was the case, why did losing Blanca hit him so hard? In any event, Chloe would be a short-lived phenomenon. Chris mentioned her in a video the next day, and then never again.

Besides the tales of Chloe, the chat features more of Chris's usual creepy sexual revelations. He advises one fan with a curiosity about sex toys to "talk to your mother about it," which inspires visions of a truly disturbing conversation between Chris and Barbara on the same subject. He also answers a privately messaged question from another troll with, "Falsion, you can have some of your stuff surgecally removed and put into your woman" - use your imagination.

On more mundane subjects, Chris says that he likes raisins and he wants to visit England someday, since his ancestors came from there. He's alright with censorship in the media, since it protects small children. Probably the funniest line of all, though, is a comment on his self-defense skills: "I've watched a lot of television, and I've taken a lot of P.E. Classes." We're sure that will serve you in good stead, Chris.

One troll repeatedly asks Chris what he would do "if Robert Simmons raped Chloe and popped her virginity before you had a chance?" This prefigures Clyde Cash raping PandaHalo three months later, but it's probably a coincidence.

Transcript
[03:49:28] Guest joined. [03:49:29] Guest is now known as Guest1. [03:49:30] Fag\ is now known as Fag. [03:49:31] veronichan: haha [03:49:31] SonichFan1: omg omg omg omg [03:49:40] falsion: less obvious plz [03:49:40] Fag was kicked from the chat room by Sonee. [03:49:44] falsion: good [03:49:46] veronichan: must...roll...joint...quickly [03:49:49] SonichFan1: I am ripe with glee [03:49:56] SonichuZapsOfThunder: heyyy [03:49:58] SonichuGal: Chris, is that you? It's got a .va in your thingy. [03:50:03] Sonee: ? [03:50:05] falsion: it's him [03:50:09] Filbert joined. [03:50:10] falsion: Hey Chris [03:50:14] Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu. [03:50:15] SonichuGal: Remember Sonee, no foul language! [03:50:18] ChrisChanSonichu was promoted to operator by PandaHalo. [03:50:19] Sonee: Oops [03:50:22] ChrisChanSonichu: Hey, Yall! [03:50:23] Sonee: Sorry guys =( [03:50:24] SonichuGal: Hurray! It's Chris! Heya Chris! [03:50:27] SONICHUZAPSLIKELIGHTNING: omgomgomgomg [03:50:27] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Good to see you. [03:50:35] Filbert: Hello Chris! [03:50:39] Sonichu_Fan: Hey Chris! [03:50:40] MagichanSonichu: Hi Chris! [03:50:46] Sonichu_Fan: How are you? [03:50:46] veronichan: Wow! Cool! [03:50:48] Sonichu_Fan: :D [03:50:50] SonichuZapsOfThunder: Hello chris. [03:50:51] knuckip: mr. chandler, are you going to make a new comic anytime soon? [03:50:52] Filbert: I love Sonichu. [03:50:53] SonichFan1: Hey Christian Weston Chandler. I am your biggest fan. Sonichu is such an inspiration to me [03:51:03] SonichuZapsOfThunder: ditto [03:51:07] <font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo: Hey Christian, how is the video going that you were going to make to address the fan questions? [03:51:09] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I'm still working on the 18th Episode, and it's going well. [03:51:10] chris_chan_is_numero_uno: We love you, Christian! [03:51:15] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Please people, let's try and keep questions one at a time, Allow someone to ask a question and Chris to answer it. [03:51:17] <font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo: we're all REALLY excited about it! [03:51:17] MagichanSonichu: Chris, we hear your heart is back at 100%! That is great news, but how? [03:51:21] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Stop spamming <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:51:31] PandaHalo made this room moderated for normal users. [03:51:32] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Okay, slowly now. [03:51:44] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I have a Real Woman in my life now. [03:51:48] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: You do? [03:51:53] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Tell us more! Is she nice? [03:52:02] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: You did like I said didn't you? [03:52:04] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: Sonee! Sonee! [03:52:06] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: she is nice. [03:52:07] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: That's good to hear, man [03:52:08] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yes [03:52:16] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Can you tell us what she looks like? [03:52:16] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: That's awesome [03:52:27] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Is she hot ;)? [03:52:40] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: I told you, you could do it. [03:52:47] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: she is not only hawt, but positively gorgeous. [03:52:56] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: You don't need the internet to talk to a girl. You've got the skills to make it happen in real life. [03:53:01] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yep.  [03:53:13] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Man, that's reallly good to hear [03:53:17] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: i'm so happy for you chris [03:53:43] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: If you have a question for Chris, PM a mod and we'll ask Chris. [03:53:55] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: This is a In-Person girl? [03:54:04] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Yes  [03:54:11] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: Wow <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:54:44] Guest joined. [03:54:49] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris. I don't know how to say this. Remember how I said that I had trouble talking to girls and decided to maybe just give up altogther? Well, something else came up. <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:55:13] Guest_ joined. [03:55:13] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: What would you do in this situation? [03:55:37] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: Remember fellow Sonichu fans: PM a mod with your question to ask the Big CWC! <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:55:38] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo. [03:55:40] Guest_ was granted voice by PandaHalo. [03:55:48] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: I'm embarressed to say this in front of everyone, but I know I can trust your advice. <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:55:50] Guest is now known as steventheeunuch. [03:56:00] Guest_ is now known as Ayatollah. [03:56:02] steventheeunuch: Hi falsion [03:56:26] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: falsion, listen, if the woman truly loves you, it will not matter to her rather or not you're impotent. [03:56:44] <font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo: Chris, when will the fan video be out? <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:57:00] falsion left. [03:57:04] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: just don't go blurting all over the place about your impotence. [03:57:08] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: CWC, how long have you and your new gal been seeing each other? [03:57:12] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Monday. <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:57:23] falsion joined. [03:57:24] falsion was promoted to operator by [^_^]. [03:57:28] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Sorry, I got disconnected [03:57:30] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: for a short while now. [03:58:02] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris, did you see my question? [03:58:14] steventheeunuch: Hi chris, sorry to interrupt, but I sent you a message over youtube about dating advice- Im a life coach and part of my job is to help people when it comes to courting men/women, and I was wondering if ever you wanted to chat about that? [03:58:16] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: Have you had a kiss yet with da new lady? [03:59:03] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Falsion, you can have some of your stuff surgecally removed and put into your woman. <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:59:03] PandaHalo removed the ban on *!*@Rizon-FCC1C55A.lv.lv.cox.net. [03:59:11] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: I can? [03:59:48] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I'm okay, steventheeunuch; yes, and her name is Chloe; yes, falsion, just ask a doctor about that procedure. <font color="#BDBDBD">[03:59:53] NipplesOfSillyness joined. [03:59:58] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: What about adoption? Is that a good option in your opinion? [03:59:59] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Chris, filbert asks: if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you want to go? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:00:06] NipplesOfSillyness left. [04:00:07] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: also sorry to cut into other peoples question time [04:00:10] steventheeunuch: Chris: have you met her in real life yet? [04:00:12] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: but i really need to know this [04:00:18] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: steve, he's said it's in person. [04:00:36] steventheeunuch: Oh I see i see [04:00:46] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: I'm sure you all understand what I'm going through right now. I apologize [04:00:46] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: SonichuFan1: Wants to know: I tried calling your fhouse but your parents got mad! Is there a way to talk directly with Christian Chandler? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:01:12] DOUKNOUKEM left. [04:01:44] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: England; yes; soon enough; only if you are nice about it when you call. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:02:14] sonichuslover joined. [04:02:14] Ayatollah: Why would you want to go to England may I ask? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:02:45] sonichuslover left. [04:02:47] steventheeunuch: Do you consider the possibility of chloe being a fake? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:02:51] sonichuslover joined. [04:03:09] steventheeunuch: *no offence and nothing implied* [04:04:18] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris, are you still with us? [04:04:24] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Because I have ancestors from jolly ol' England; she is not a fake, we have met in person. [04:04:27] steventheeunuch: Its oh, so, quiet [04:05:00] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Please steve, other people have questions they're waiting to be asked. [04:05:03] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Also, Chloe is shy and currently doesn't want her face on the internet currently. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:05:16] BILLY_MAYS joined. [04:05:29] steventheeunuch had voice removed by SonichuGal. [04:06:15] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: I have a hard time talking on the phone and I need to communicate with iprelay? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:06:26] sonichuslover left. [04:06:27] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I have pictures, but I refuse to upload them onto the internet; I have male acquaintances, and I still will feel how I feel about them as I do now. [04:06:40] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: I believe he means if you know of iprelay and would like to speak with SonichuFan1 in this manner? [04:07:02] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: IPRelay is where a person types something to an operator and the operator talks to you [04:07:12] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I'm sorry, but that method of communication is very annoying to me, and I do not care for it much, goahead [04:07:29] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Chris, SonichuZapsOfLightening asks if you've ever been in a fight with someone other than a jerkop/manajerk/etc. [04:07:46] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: no comment. [04:07:51] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Fair enough. [04:08:04] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: cogsdev wants to know: i have not left my house in two years and am terrified of showing my face in public. Does chris have any advice to help me overcome my problems and get back to school? [04:08:05] Ayatollah: Christian, If I may ask, do you find relationships online to be as satisfying as ones in the outside world? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:08:22] sonichuslover joined. [04:09:05] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Suck it up and dive right into the public scene; 3/4 as satisfying. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:09:13] sonichuslover was granted voice by PandaHalo. [04:09:23] sonichuslover: yay <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:09:42] Ayatollah had voice removed by SonichuGal. [04:09:46] sonichuslover had voice removed by SonichuGal. [04:09:47] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: How did you meet the new girl if you were banned from other places? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:10:40] SonicusPrime joined. [04:10:56] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: We met at the Gamestop; we were both preordering LittleBiGPlanet at the same time. [04:11:32] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: I believe I have skipped over another mod that had a question, if one has a question from a fan please do so [04:11:39] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: it just happened with the Emotional Spark of the moment. :) [04:11:55] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Sega4ever wants to know what you think about Muslims delaying LittleBigPlanet, any thoughts? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:12:20] eifer joined.  [04:12:29] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: They delayed the game because they did not want a song that was used in the game to be used if I recall correctly [04:12:36] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Crazy.  [04:12:55] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: I know, it is now that you mention it [04:13:16] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Christian, Filbert also wants to know - do you like raisins? [04:13:23] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: the two lyrics from that song translated to sentences of an apocolypse; they didn't want the children who were playing it to get that idea and be stressed.  <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:13:27] Sandmastah_ joined.  [04:13:49] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: but the song was in another language; it wouldn't have been understood in most countries. [04:13:57] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: yeah, it makes no sense [04:14:07] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Also, SONY COULD HAVE made a downloadable patch to delete that song from the game, or hidden it. [04:14:08] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: its like they do it for attention [04:14:21] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: what kind of raisins; the fruit? [04:14:35] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Yes, the fruit. [04:14:46] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yes, I like Raisins. [04:14:46] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Haha, I remember the Californian Raisins. [04:15:19] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: one of the zelda games got delayed for the same reason if I recall correctly. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:15:42] Guest joined. [04:15:43] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Hmm, Chris. What is your opinion on this kind of censorship? I mean, people censoring things for reasons like this, some which don't really make a lot of sense. [04:15:52] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: With Chloe, are you dating, or have you only met once? Subsequently, have you kissed yet? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:15:53] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo. [04:16:00] Guest is now known as HorniGal. [04:16:10] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Hold one other mods, let's have Chris have a chance ot answer each question carefully and thoughtfully. [04:16:20] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Censorship is good. [04:16:21] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: ok sorry [04:16:39] HorniGal: Chris I have a question. I'm a really really horny girl, and I remember hearing you talk about how girls can put bananas in their pussy, but i have no bananas. What else could i use? [04:16:41] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: But sometimes it goes too far, don't you think? Someone doesn't like something and they want it removed. [04:16:54] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: we have dated; our first date was at a Taco Bell, and we have kissed deeply. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:17:01] HorniGal was kicked from the chat room by SonichuGal. [04:17:24] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: steventheeunuch asks "in what regards and to what extent censorship is good?" [04:17:26] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: a plastic dildo, girl. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:17:27] Guest joined. [04:17:36] Laurie joined. [04:17:38] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo. [04:17:44] Guest is now known as HorniGal. [04:17:50] HorniGal: where could i get one of those dildos from? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:17:50] Physaris left. [04:17:50] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: to censor language and naughty bits from the younger viewers. [04:17:55] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: Now that your Love Quest is over, do you forgive Mary Lee Wlash? [04:18:13] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I prefer not to think about that B**** <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:18:32] Physaris joined. [04:19:06] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: Gilbert wants to know: What do you think of the Digimon and Monster Rancher animes? [04:19:23] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Do you think that some people will go to far to censor things? I mean, say a group doesn't beleive [sic] in God and wants it removed from public usage or some form of media. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:19:30] Parakarry left. [04:19:35] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: ok sorry i'll shut up now <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:19:40] HorniGal had voice removed by SonichuGal. [04:19:41] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: i've had enough time to ask questions hehe [04:19:44] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: both animes are okay, but I have not played the games. [04:20:02] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: but people are wanting to know that as well it seems <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:20:04] HorniGal was granted voice by PandaHalo. [04:20:07] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to ask: have you told Chloe about Crystal Weston Chandler yet? [04:20:14] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: with the current levels of censorship in the media, I feel it is okay. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:20:54] Guest joined. [04:20:54] Physaris left. [04:20:58] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Christian, SonichuZapsOfThunder wonders if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys will ever "reunite" or in other words - can we expect to hear more of your original songs from you? [04:21:12] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: not at the moment. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:21:24] Physaris joined. [04:21:45] HorniGal: Christian, I really like it when my boyfriend makes love to me in my ass. It feels just as good as my vag***. I am wondering, what do you think of anal sex between a boy and a girl? (NOT BOY AND BOY) [04:22:12] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: Have you made it to second base with Chloe? Inquiring minds want to know ;) [04:22:22] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: between boy and girl, I see no problem. [04:22:29] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: How is that possible though? [04:23:01] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yes, we have done second.  [04:23:01] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: I was thinking the other way around [04:23:22] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: with a strap-on dildo for the woman.  [04:23:36] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: sounds painful [04:24:04] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: Yes [04:24:10] HorniGal: me and my boyfriend would love for me to get a strap on dildo, do you know where i could get one and how it would work? [04:24:25] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: http://www.adameve.com  [04:24:25] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: SonicusPrime wants to know: I heard you changed your name when you were younger, could you explain? [04:24:52] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I'll answer that question in my next video [04:24:58] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: I can confirm, AdamAndEve has some great stuff ;) [04:25:19] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: veronichan wants to know: what are some upcoming twists & turns in future comics? [04:25:34] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Veronichan, I don't think Chris wants to spoil his comic for us fans! [04:26:02] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Protoman wants to know what will happen if Chloe finds your ED page, since in the past, that has broken your relationships up. Are you worried about that or taking any steps to prevent that? [04:26:21] HorniGal: christian, what other things does adam and eve have that you would recommend for me and my boyfriend who want to try new fun sexual things [04:26:52] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: PLEASE one at a time, we don't want to overwhelm Christian with too many questions at once. [04:27:05] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: SHE IS MY VIRGIN-TAKER; no spoilers at the moment; she has found it, and has ignored it with a grain of salt; that depends on what you'd like to try, have a look around. [04:27:35] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Wait Chris, has she already taken it? [04:27:51] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I am a gentleman. [04:28:07] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: MagichanSOnichu wants to know: Have you showed Chloe Sonichu yet? And if so how does she feel about it? [04:28:26] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: She Loves the stories of Sonichu, Rosechu and myself. [04:28:48] HorniGal: christian, what other things does adam and eve have that you would recommend for me and my boyfriend who want to try new fun sexual things [04:28:56] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: BILLY_MAYS wants to know: Despite being a fan of your work, I admit I have experimented with tobacco and alcohol. I share your view they are very bad things, but felt I had to see for myself. How do you justify condeming things you have never experienced? [04:29:51] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: the educational DVDs for one thing; second-hand smoke...ugh :( [04:30:30] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Veronichan asks " Rosiechu is my favorite character. Would he mind if I named my gerbil after her?" [04:30:35] HorniGal: I have a question. My boyfriend wants me to invite one of my friends in to the bedroom for some threesome sex. Should i say yes? [04:30:49] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: that's cool; that's cool.  [04:31:04] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: sonichuslover wants to know: How long ago did you meet Chloe? [04:31:22] HorniGal: would you have a threesome with chloe? [04:31:23] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I met her mid-September  [04:31:45] HorniGal: you say it is cool for two girls and a guy, what about two guys and a girl? [04:31:57] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: Filbert wants to know: Do you find hentai to be a turn-on? [04:32:06] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: NO WAY; yes [04:32:28] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: I just looked at the AdamEve page. I've never considered sex toys before. I never even know they made them for guys. You've used them before, correct? Do you think they are satisfying enough to, well, you know, ease the lonliness of not having a woman to do it with? Are they a decent substitute, or at least thing to ease you over until then? [04:33:14] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: I can say from my experience that AdamAndEve's sex toy lines are quite satisfying ;) [04:33:17] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: I wonder what my mom would think if I ordered some though, she would kick me out of the house and never talk to me again. [04:33:20] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: I heard Jimmy Hill just made 1 million on Sonichu merchandise and DVDs, what are you going to do?? [04:33:27] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: It's tempting but [04:33:41] HorniGal: Chris, does your mother know you buy sex toys? [04:33:42] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: to me, they are close enough, but not as satisfying as the real woman (reference to the love doll); just talk to your mother about it. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:33:57] Guest_ joined.  [04:34:03] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Well, I'd rather not. She'll well.. kick my ass [04:34:20] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: then go ahead; who is she to stop you. [04:34:38] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: You met Chloe in mid-September but when did you become Sweethearts? [04:34:41] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: i dunno i live in her house [04:35:07] HorniGal: Chris, would you like chloe to use a strap on with you? [04:35:11] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: after a month [04:35:51] HorniGal: If Chloe wanted you to pee on her in a golden shower, would you? [04:35:56] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: cogsdev wants to know: I would like it if Chris could elaborate on his previous answer with any tips he has for building up my confidence, so I can "dive right in" as he suggested. I don't think it'll be as easy as he makes it sound, as the main reason I stopped going to school was due to bullying. [04:35:57] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Yuck! [04:36:48] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: maybe; talk to some women on the internet, but do not expect a relationship out of it right away. [04:37:14] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris, would you ever consider moving out of your house? My mom always tells me "You can't live here forever. I won't always be here to support you." I mean, is she right? Do you agree with that? [04:37:32] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: possibly; yes [04:37:36] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: do you find taco bell to be an overly inappropriate place to bring a woman for a first date, considering you are grown adults? [04:37:52] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Hey, Taco Bell has great food at low prices! [04:37:53] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris, could you elaborate on that? [04:37:55] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN! [04:38:06] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: i'm sorry but i really need to know and a lot of people are asking me the same thing <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:38:14] LordKaT left. [04:38:40] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Say if something happened to your parents (pray that never happens but), what would you do? [04:38:47] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: your family is going to pass on eventually; you'll need to be able to support yourself, or have a sweetheart for support sooner or later. [04:39:14] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: sonichuslover wants to know: when did you get to second base with Chloe? [04:39:15] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I'm fully capable of doing the chores around my house should that happen, god forbid. [04:39:31] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Yeah, but I'm worried who is going to pay expenses [04:39:38] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: no comment. :) [04:39:40] HorniGal: Chris, you didn't answer my questions about golden showers :( [04:39:44] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Christian, SonichuZapsOfThunder would like to know if you plan on incorporating Chloe into your Sonichu comics. [04:39:53] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I said maybe, hornigal [04:40:00] HorniGal: oh sorry i must have missed it :( [04:40:02] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: See? ;) [04:40:03] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yes [04:40:20] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: SonicusPrime wants to know: has anyone offered to make Sonichu action figures? [04:40:34] HorniGal: Christian, me and my boyfriend are going to dress up like sonichu and rosechu and have sex later and take photos. Would you like some copies of the photos? [04:40:44] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris, what about expenses and such? I apologize for interupting anyone elses question but there is nobody else I can really talk to or relates to me on this issue [04:40:46] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: I would! [04:40:48] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: no, but I am capable of designing rough designs on paper or Crayola Model Magic. [04:40:57] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Like if my mom someday couldn't be there to pay them [04:41:24] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: no, thank you, HorniGal; get a job or career. [04:41:36] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: why cant you do the supporting? Isnt that the role of a man, to support the woman, not the other way around? [04:41:38] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: yeah but my disability prevents that from happening [04:42:05] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I will be supporting her as the Househusband. [04:42:43] HorniGal: what about if your wife dies and you're left with a child and no job to support that child? [04:42:55] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I'll get a job. [04:42:58] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: was that to me? i'm a guy [04:43:09] HorniGal: are you gay falsioN? [04:43:12] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: no [04:43:14] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: oh, I'm sorry; *girlfriend. [04:43:14] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: Recently, Family Guy had a sketch that resembled Christian's. I wonder if he thinks they used his idea. [04:43:25] HorniGal: <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: what would you do if Chloe left you for Robert Simmons? [04:43:29] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: what? [04:43:54] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: She's referring to Mort Goldman accidently thinking Stewie's time machine was a bathroom [04:44:09] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: that can be taken from anywhere. [04:44:09] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: And it looked IDENTICAL to the Ghost Neutral chamber from your comic. [04:44:12] HorniGal: what would you do if Robert Simmons raped Chloe and popped her virginity before you had a chance? Would you still love chloe even though she wasn't a virgin? [04:44:23] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris, maybe if I get a girlfriend like you someday. But the economy is kinda downtrodden right now. I don't think just one person working is enough to sustain living expenses now these days. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:44:34] EXKeine joined. [04:44:35] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: i'll let everyone else talk now [04:44:57] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: RachmaninovDESU wants to know: what kind of job would you like to have? [04:45:42] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: something with Computer Aided Drafting & Design. <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:45:51] loony joined. [04:46:00] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Do you find that enjoyable? What made you choose that career path? <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:46:13] knuckip left. [04:46:14] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: as to what I want to do as far as a major [04:46:26] HorniGal: Chrischan, My boyfriend says he wants to rape your girlfriend [04:46:44] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I have two CADD degrees. [04:46:46] HorniGal: if you dont reply, i'll assume you want it to happen [04:46:46] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: I bet Chris would kick him in the teeth. [04:47:02] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: HorniGal, Shut Up. [04:47:29] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: Yes please, be more plite & courteous with your quesitions like everyone else [04:47:31] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris, tell me more about CADD. Is it enjoyable? [04:47:34] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: *polite [04:47:40] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Is it a good career path in your opinion <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:48:01] HorniGal was kicked from the chat room by [^_^]. [04:48:32] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: it's okay. [04:48:57] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: would you mind elaborating? [04:49:48] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: basically, you're designing parts and buildings on the computer. [04:49:55] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: hmm [04:50:01] <font color="#FDD017">Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: I don't mean to be insulting but are you capable of kicking a man in his teeth? You dont look flexible enough to lift your leg above your waist, nor fit enough [04:50:29] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: I absolutely think Chris could. [04:50:37] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I AM capable. [04:50:39] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Chris wouldn't do it, he's a nice guy. Right? Or do you have a sort of side that you don't show to people <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:50:43] SonichuZapsOfThunder left. [04:50:46] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: sort of a mean streak <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:50:48] SonichuZapsOfThunder joined. [04:50:48] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: if you will [04:50:52] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: I think Chris would in self defence. [04:50:58] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: self-defense [04:51:15] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Have you ever taken any self defense or karate lessons? [04:52:01] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: in a way; I've watched a lot of television, and I've taken a lot of P.E. Classes. [04:52:13] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Ah, you mean like kung fu movies? [04:52:18] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yes. [04:52:32] <font color="#B45F04">falsion: Who's your favorite Kung Fu movie actor? [04:52:52] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I'm tired for now, plus I have church, so I'll answer more questions next time, as well as in the video. [04:52:59] <font color="#E3319D">SonichuGal: Sure! <font color="#BDBDBD">[04:53:07] ChrisChanSonichu left.