Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat

"And with due respect, Heil Hitler."

- Chris's closing remark to Fegelein.



The Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat took place on 10 January 2018 between Chris and two Idea Guys - Joshua Wise and an unnamed member posing as Fegelein. The chat was the set-up for the Get Out, You D*** Nazis! video.

Fegelein, based on a commander of the Nazi Waffen-SS, role-plays that his Nazi army is invading Equestria, a setting from the My Little Pony fictional series, to retake its territory and remove its "sub-mutant" population.

Chris is opposed to the war and argues against the Nazi invasion. He begins with a debate on purity, arguing against Fegelein's stance that the pony citizens are impure by asserting that everyone is imperfect and therefore everyone is pure.

At one point the discussion shifts to nuclear weapons. Chris is opposed to nuclear warfare and brings up the Dr. Seuss children's book The Butter Battle Book, an anti-war story pointing out the danger behind nuclear war, to make his point.

Wise role-plays as Noire and Blanc, characters from Hyperdimension Neptunia. Chris also refers to him as John, as one of Wise's pseudonyms was John Yamada. "Noire" speaks politely to Chris but leaves the chat early on, to be replaced by "Blanc" who is more antagonistic. Blanc takes a neutral stance on the war.

Fegelein's explanation
In July 2021, Fegelein leaked the chat to a CWCki editor and explained the context behind it.

Chat
Translations from German are in brackets.

ChrisChanSonichu : Herr Hermann [Mr Hermann] Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Herr Chandler [Mr Chandler] Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Guten Tag! [Good Day!] ChrisChanSonichu : One moment, please. Moving to my laptop Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : verstanden ChrisChanSonichu : Okay. Please, try to invite me to the group chat now. Your chat with ChrisChanSonichu is now a multi-user chat. ChrisChanSonichu has been invited to chat. Noire has been invited to chat. Noire entered chat. Noire : YES! Noire : It worked Noire : I'm here Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : sehr gut! [very good!] ChrisChanSonichu : Alright. Noire : So Herr Gruppenfuhrer, you know me by now. Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : jawohl! [yes!] ChrisChanSonichu : And I'm certain you are aware of me as well. ChrisChanSonichu : So, Hermann, I shall remain civil Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i have heard of you Herr Chandler <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : I shall Remain civil as long as you do <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I am feeling upset about the invasion upon Equestria. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I remain calm as I say that. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : continue <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : That was all I had at this moment. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : well <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : So, what are your thoughts, or your response? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : my orders were clear from SS Obergruppenfuhrer Von Dem Bach Zelewski Himself! and i must agree [SS senior group leader von dem Bach-Zelewski] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I see <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : sub humans, sub mutants, ALL enemies of the reich must be liquidated <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Equestria is territory needed by the Reich to provide more Lebenstraum [living-space] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Lebenstraum? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : the inhabitants are Sub Mutants, Ubzermensch so to say <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : *Unzermensch [inferior people] <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : more living space, territory <font color="#F05304">Noire : Christine? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Living space. John, your comment? <font color="#F05304">Noire : I'm respectfully listening. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : regardless, Equestria has always belonged to the reich, the inhabitants that moved in are NOT Pure, they must be treated as such <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Oh <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu :  What is your definition of "Pure"? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : human, white skin, usually blue eyes, mostly blonde hair, but thats the official definition from Bach Zelewski <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : And despite it being in another dimension/world, what has deemed it belonging to the Reich? Noire has changed their name to Blanc. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : it once belonged to the reich <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : many many centuries ago <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Please, do tell <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Hey bitches, hows goes the chat? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : until it was stolen by the Sub Mutant Ponies, and in the midst of a war we forgot it <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we have returned to claim our home and the Ethnics within it <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Don't ignore me, dammit >.< <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : mmmhmm <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Hey, Blanc <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : and whether liked or not Bach Zelewski has declared the Sub Mutants fit for death unless labor, from direct orders from even above him <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : guten tag Herr Blanc <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I'm actually a girl, but good day to you too. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : im sorry Frau Blanc <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I forgive you. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : sehr gut! danke schon! [''very good! thank you!''] <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Especially now that yer not aiming frickin' V2s at my territory anymore. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Let me ask you, Hermann. Suppose there was someone or something who felt they were Pure over you all, and sought to "reclaim" Germany, and they might have more powerful arsenal at their disposal. I suppose you would retaliate and defended your rights to your land? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Anyway, I came to watch and see how Chris reacts now that Equestria was absorbed into the Reich. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Gee. Thank you, Frau Blanc. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i am sorry Frau Blanc, the Sub Mutants were putting up more resistance than my Aide De Camp SS Obersturmbannfuhrer Joachim Peiper expected <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Whatever. I'm actually officially neutral because of the Ceasefire. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : how should I know? we are the pure ones, all others are less than pure and as such no one more pure than us shall ever become a threat <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Just so long as the ore exported to you is enough to keep the ceasefire strong. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : so far the Ore is substantial to our operations <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Nobody Is Ever Perfect, Hermann. There is truly NO Pure Person EVER. You have an imperfection; I have an imperfection; John has an imperfection; EVERYONE has an imperfection. By that defention of total Imperfections, alone, Everyone In All Nations and Worlds Are Pure. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Good. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : however we cannot promise how long such operations will continue <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : those are might strong words Herr Chandler, what would you consider an imperfection by your standards that the SS handbook and headquarters has NOT taken into account? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Himmler himself approves all officers from any imperfections before they are allowed to take command <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I should mention that Obergrupenfuhrer Heydrich was taunting Chris here the other day. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Good Question. How about if a woman who was of Every Single Nation and World by Genetics, at least by one percent or so, made love with someone from your Reich, like 25 years ago, and gave birth to a Boy who was admitted into the Reich, and ended up given Highest Commands? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : ahh SS Obergruppenfuhrer Heydrich, he throws off even the most strong of men, he commands Bach Zelewski who is my own Commander <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Would....that genetically be possible? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Okay, how about this same woman was also Genetic of a Pegasus from Equestria who visited her, or she visited him and returned. What would you say about your own Pony High Commander then? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : your question is a bit unusual, but its impossible by the Reichs birthing standards <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Hidden, Silent Genetics <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ....medically imppossible <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : there are no ponies in our high command Herr Chandler, we have the strictest scanning to make sure anyone less than perfect is strained out <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Even Undetected by any medical scanning technologies. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Okay, now I know you're desperately making shit up. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : there is no such person <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : How about if the high commander ended up later being infected by the Ray Sphere? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : our medical scanning has been tested for decades now and has a failure rate of 0.0024% <font color="#F05304">Blanc : What the fuck is a Ray sphere? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : You never played "InFamous"? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : No because I work for a living. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Besides, that game was fake. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Im a Military Commander, not a gamer of sorts <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Still, that Small Chance of Failure stands to Heavy Reason. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : our standards have not failed for over 70 years now <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : and have only improved <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : What if YOU, Hermann, were amongst that .0024%, and you never knew it? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : and it suddenly pops up out of nowhere. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : POP! <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I think he wouldn't be talking to you then. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : You now have a Unicorn Horn and Wings. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Which means he's obviously not. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ...... <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i wouldnt be an SS gruppenfuhrer in such circumstances <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i would be amongst the undesirables <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : and i am not <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I dunno....I'm looking at Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein via skype, and he seems perfectly unaffected. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But, under any circumstances, there is that one in .0024% chance, in ANY other dimension or world that you are. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Yes, but clearly this is not that chance. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : a few times that 00.24% chance has appeared, we detected them via other tests and they were put to death immediatly via orders by SS Obergruppenfuhrer Bach Zelewski and SS obergruppenfuhrer Heydrich <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Perhaps not, but Anything Is Possible. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I'm only saying. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : and now you see why I thought this nation was doomed... <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Danke, Frau Blanc <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i see your point Herr Chandler <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : but i must decline your point of view <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Danke. I accept your decline. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we have other tests beyond our main test which has a failure rate <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : these were created by Dr. Mengele himself <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Ah, the angel of death, <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : and after every test is performered theres no failure <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Doktor Who? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Doctor Josef Mengele <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Nobody likes that shitty show but you >.< <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : our head of medicine <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : okay. I do not know him. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : beyond our main method with has a 00.24% failure rate we have backup tests that where created by Dr. Mengele, no sub mutant has ever made it past those, we call those the Voight-Kampf test, they are top secret and barely anyone has the answers <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : If barely anyone has the answers, who has the questions? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ...... <font color="#F05304">Blanc : you serious? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : the machine is programmed with the answers in it <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : the machine has never failed ever <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Have you ever asked your machine what the meaning of life is? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Do you know what the meaning of life even is? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : the machine is programmed to find who is a sub mutant and who isnt, not ask questions that were asked by Hitchhikkers Guide to the Galaxy <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I have one idea. The meaning of life is quite various depending from individual to indivudial, so there is no concrete answer to the Mening of Life, so the real accuate question is, How are you, as an Individual, Separate from Anyone Else, enjoying your life? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Please stay on track, Chris. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I hate to tell you, but I was brought into this group chat spur of the moment, and the only real thought I had for Hermann was about the dismal fate of Equestria. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : So, I'm just reasonably throwing in other thoughts and vaild questions that come to mind. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But I am curious, Hermann, what is Your Definition; How do YOU, without anyone else telling you what to do, by your own individual commands, enjoying Your Own Life? Is it truly, spiritually satisfying, or deafeningly crushing to you with each life ended by your hands and lack of choices? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i enjoy my life, i work for the reich, I provide a security for my country, SS Reichsfuhrer Himmler is pleased with my progress, SS Obergruppenfuhrer Heydrich is pleased, SS Obergruppenfuhrer Bach Zelewski is pleased, and theres rumors im to be awarded, what would i not enjoy? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Commendable, I concur. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : So Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein, did you see today's pride parade? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : yes i did <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I have to ask; Whose idea was it to bring the Maus tank to stop it? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I didn't realize you made those for field use already o.o <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i heard my kameraden [comrade] SS oberfuhrer Oskar Dirlewanger and the Dirlewanger brigade took control of the Maus <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But, what if you had no one who be pleased with you at all? No SS Reichsfuher Himmler, or SS Obergruppenfuher Heydric, or SS Obergruppenfuhrer Bach Zelewski to Please, Nor any Higher or Lower People above or under you, Whatsoever? Is it all still enjoyable, without any of them in existence whatsoever? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I'm surprised that thing fit on the street. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Now if it were the Ratte, I'd be scared shitless. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Thanks for your concerns about my Family and Citizens, Blanc. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : without them I am the one in charge of the SS and while usually its treason to mention such things, you brought it up <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : the Maus provided a shock <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i was more amazed they decided to have iot armed in case of a partisan attack <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But, with no one above or under you, you are All Alone, Hermann. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Have you SEEN the designs for the Ratte, Chris? You'd be shitting in your pants for weeks knowing the Germans even thought of such a concept. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : did not take long for Dirlewanger to start that beast up and wreak havoc <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I have no comment, Blanc. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : with me by myself i still would gain pleasure, I am ridding our land of invaders <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : What if there were No Invaders to bother you at all? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : And what if there was Nobody Else in your World, besides yourself? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : You'd have the entire world to yourself. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : then we would own equestria and i wouldnt have to use a V2 rocket to clear out insurgents which cost the reich roughly 425,000 marks <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But without anyone there, you have No Means of getting to Equestria, because Nobody would have created the Portal, Or any of the machinery you possess. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I think this is getting too far off track. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : It was ONLY YOU. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : you have lost me Herr Chandler <font color="#F05304">Blanc : He does that a lot for me too. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Hey, while we're on the subject of the Ratte. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : a fascinating machine! <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Lowee has been working on engines powerful enough to actually run that thing. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Have I?  Or have you Lost Yourself in your own Lonely World, without anyone else around you, whatsoever to bask in your glory, if any, whatsoever? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : i heard Field Marschall Rommel was testing it just this past Friday <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : well that world does not exist Herr Chandler <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Or does it? In Your Mind, Hermann. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Chris likes to throw weird comebacks at whatever Nazi talks to him. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : or anyone <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : but, it is still relevant <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Is it? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : my mind is sound, i was tested for mental illness before placed in command of the Equestria Korps, so such scenarios do not exist in my mind <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I mean, if it was just you alone, would it be worth it to take over the whole world or anywhere else, when you already have it all to yourself? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : http://all-that-is-interesting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tank-ratte-painting.jpg <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Bach Zelewski has no time for such drivel <font color="#F05304">Blanc : So this is the Ratte in the far back, Chris. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Drivel, or Depth Perception? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ....what? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : SS Obergruppenfuhrer Bach Zelewski is a man of realism, he refuses to listen to what if scenarios, and i am inclined to agree with him <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : What? Is it not common to be deep within yourself to realize how alone you might be in this or any world? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : and currently our conquest of Equestria has proven to be quite efficient without what if scenarios <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : It Is Possible. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Equestria no longer exists, because of you all. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : It's a nuked Fallout 4 <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : it still exists to a degree <font color="#F05304">Blanc : You play Fallout4? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I've played Fallout before <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : It's cool. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : New Vegas is better <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we allowed a small commonwealth of equestria to form in the southern area, we call it Vichy Equestria <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : but they govern with our rules and if they stray we will decimate them <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But how can it exist, if it is Not Equestria, but a Barren Wasteland that is Nothing, whatsoever? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I agree, I did play and like New Vegas. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I feel I should let you know Chris. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Not everyone escaped through the portal. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : this fallout talk is confusing to me <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Is it that Mind-Blowing to you? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Yeah, we're far off track <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : equestria is still a thing though for a bit longer, Bach Zelewski would not be happy if he knew i mentioned our future plans <font color="#F05304">Blanc : No, it's stupid we're off track THIS bad. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Let me dumb it down for you, Hermann: Nothing Land, whatsoever; Nothing can absolutely grow on it. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : You could never eat or feed yourself. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : and there is nothing to hunt. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : nothing else living but you. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ....how did you ever run a nation? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we have planned ahead for such scenario <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Seriously <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we have indoor grow houses and indoor farms <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I ran my nation with more care initially, instead of reckless Nuke them all behavior. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : You ran your nation without Women's rights until 2017 <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But there is NOTHING; you have no Indoor Grow Houses, No Farms, no Anything. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Not me, that Chris did. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : our housing and food and run very meticulously by our Minister Der food Hans Gruber <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But there is no Minister Der Food either. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ..... <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ummmm <font color="#F05304">Blanc : do you assume EVERYONE got nuked? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : No <font color="#F05304">Blanc : do you...know how nukes work? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Majorly. KABOOM! <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Nothing left <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : nuclear devides are the worst, they annihilate all life <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : What he said. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we have banned their use unless its in case of a dire emergency <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ....yes....but do you understand how far the reach for them goes, chris? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : All Life; All Objects of interest; Everything. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Many, many miles. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : You talk like they devestate the entire world, and not just one area. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But they could be sooo Powerful like that. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Chris, this is why you're LOSING this war. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : From what I am talking about, please explain why, Blanc. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : our strongest nuke, Der KaiserBombe [the emperor-bomb] only goes a maximum distance of 50 Miles <font color="#F05304">Blanc : You fail to understand how nukes work, or even genetics for that matter. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Nothing Remains, even the Der KaiserBombe. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : again <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : It doesn't matter. Anything Is Possible. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Why do you assume they nuked their own people? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : You're an idiot, chris. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I did not assume anything. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Der KaiserBombe is the name of our strongest nuclear weapons, not an object <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But they are so reckless, they may as well have. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But, it's gone too, because it has been deployed and used up. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we have not nuked our own people <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ....you're talking about how reckless your own damn military has been >.< <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Chris <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : those now within our territory decided as being gentically fine haave received housing and work within the Reich <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Chris <font color="#F05304">Blanc : did you seriously think they only had ONE nuke? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : I am not permitted to speak of how many nuclea devices we have, but its more than one <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : More than one; none at all; still reckless "PURE" Individuals, they are. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we have never deployed them in combat <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Even Lowee owns about over 200 warheads. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we have tested them in various ghettos arround our newly capture "cwcville" but never in combat <font color="#F05304">Blanc : and the only people to ever deploy a nuke on another country in Gameindustri was Leanbox. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Two in fact. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Have either of you read of "The Butter Battle Book"? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : the what? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Bitch, finish the man in the high castle before you start talking to me about books! <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I am finishing High Castle. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : What chapter are you on? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Mein Kampf is the book our reich hold dear, just below Man in the High castle <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But that story ends up with the two nations, differing on one thing, matching arm after arm, down to each of them having the last final Nuke to destory the other. Who drops the bomb? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I am on Chapter 11 <font color="#F05304">Blanc : What? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I got held up by other recent happenings, including MagFest <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Dude <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Japan doesn't even have nukes in the book >.< <font color="#F05304">Blanc : They're at a technilogical disadvantage compared to the Reich. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Not High Castle; Butter Battle <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I am on Chapter 11 in High Castle. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I described the story of Buttle Battle. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : what on earth is this butter battle? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I don't fucking know. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I asked about TMITHC <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Go look it up; childish, yes, but quite poignent, regardless. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : wait <font color="#F05304">Blanc : a fucking KIDS BOOK? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : you seem to think i have time to take away from our campaign to look up something as childlishly named as the "butter battle" <font color="#F05304">Blanc : It's a stupid Dr. Suess book. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : I am an SS gruppenfuhrer, not a preschooler <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : She's got it. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : dr. suess, wait you mean as in Dr. Suess? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Yes. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Still, is it all worth it between one side or the other, to destroy everything? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : he drew cartoons against the reich prior to us taking over his homeland and has been declared an enemy of the state <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I told him what happened to Spike Jones. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Chris was not happy, <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : He was already dead in my world here. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we arent destroying, we are taking our land and moving ethnics there <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : So, I was actually neutral. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Yeah but here, the Reich killed him sooner. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Regardless <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I already knew he was dead. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : yes, quite funny, our Fuhrer farted on his skull in the end <font color="#F05304">Blanc : OH <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Teenage dream <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I heard that did so well in the Reich <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But what if someone with Better Ethnics comes along to take over your land? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Superior Ethnics! <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : he did not wish that to be known but based on spike jones song after jones was executed the Fuhrer ha dhis skull cleaned and farted on the skull in a small group of his followers, myself included <font color="#F05304">Blanc : You mean like how you kept trying to make it rain your blood on the nazis? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : That was a mistake on my judgment. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : we are the best ethnics Herr Chandler, how can anyone better show up? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : ahh so you were behind the Nlut Rain Herr Chandler? thanks! it inspired our Sturmabteilung divisions to hunt down freaks in certain areas more efficiently <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : It all depends on what one defines Ethnics, for themselves, Individually. Not by others above, below or on their level, entirely and whatsoever. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : *Blut <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : *Blut Rain is what i meant [blood rain] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : If anyone were more freakish, it is all of you of the Reich, because you all are drenched in my subhuman blood. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : it cleaned off with a shower <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Or even the Blood of the Demon. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : did you? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I mean, it mostly rained over your section of unoccupied Cwcville. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : and the subhuman blood made up more inspired to hunt down the inferior <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : *us <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : It soaked in DEEP under your skin, bedfore you could ever reach any source of water. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : almost no nazis were drenched, and those that were washed up. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Chris is just making shit up again... <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I am not. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : He is trying his hand at psycological warfare. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : but sounds more like a kid playing pretend. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : lol i was there for a meeting with SS obergruppenfuhrer Heydrich when that happened Her Chandler, it just hit the skin and rolled off and angered us <font color="#F05304">Blanc : and losing. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : there ARE such things that get under your skin, no matter what. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : you mean like how we're under your skin? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Or am I under your skin, over my help I offered to improve upon the story? <font color="#F05304">Blanc : What are you smoking? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : nothing <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I never smoke <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : never smoked either <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : you should try cigars Herr Chandler <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I heard you smoked weed at a convention before. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : No, thank you. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Reichsmarschall Goering has a fantastic brand! <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I tried one. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : No, I did not smoke weed. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : He's not lying. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Magi-chan said you did. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : I consumed a Pot Brownie. I did not smoke it. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Still had pot. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : but I did not smoke it. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : weed has been declared as a sub human addictive that alters one mind by the state, consumption of such is prihibited as it causes psychosis <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Like the psychosis you had in the womb before you were born? <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : under Reich standards you are not fit for command of one squad of border guards <font color="#F05304">Blanc : ...not that CWCville has that anymore <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Oh, that's a shame. Too bad I only live to please myself and my FRIENDS. NOT anyone in the Reich or whathaveyou. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : you have consumed forbidden substances by your own words <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I'm officially neutral with them. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : when we capture you, you have basically plead guilty by your own words to an SS Gruppenfuhrer <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Cigars are considered a smokery drug that causes similar effects, including cigarettes. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : smokery drug? XD <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : jail for life is the leasest of our punishments <font color="#F05304">Blanc : I'm laughing my ass off at that. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Love to see you smile, Blanc. No Lie or Sarcassim. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Good, but I'm still maintaining neutrality during the war. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : That is your choice, and I shall respect that. <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : if you want to surrender the last of cwcville and everyone from cwcville and Equestria you have been harboring Herr Chandler, I may be able to talk SS Obergruppenfuhrer Bach Zelewski into giving you a bit of leniency in your punishment <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : As pleasing and enticing as that offer sounds,... <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu :  Well, this has been a fun conversation. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : But I am feeling quite sleepy. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Me too. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : Thank you for inviting me. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : This has been fun, Gruppenfuhrer. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu : And with due respect, Heil Hitler. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : Heil hitler ChrisChanSonichu left chat. <font color="#F05304">Blanc : XD <font color="#8A0808">Gruppenfuhrer Hermann Fegelein : Heil Hitler!