Jail Letter - 27 June 2022

On 27 June 2022, Chris sent a fifth letter from jail to Twitter user Eels and the Eggman. In this brief letter, Chris claims that David Heilberg confirmed he will be transferred back to 14 Branchland Court under "valid terms" after his sentence is finished, suggesting that he may be placed under probation after being released. He alleges that he had very little attraction to Bella, and that she will not be facing legal action for any supposed crime.

In the letter Chris also states that police never questioned Barb due to her mental defects and made a random-access pun, Commodore / Come adore.