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January 2016

 * Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement. 06 January 2016 (0:50)      Chris transparently tries to net himself china by announcing a sleepover at his house.


 * Announcement and update 1/12/2016 12 January 2016 (1:57)


 * Update 01/12/2016 12 January 2016 (3:09)     Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party.


 * Update 1/17/2016 17 January 2016 (2:01)      Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and envy about Francine Ouzuo having a lesbian slumber party exactly like his


 * Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping. 22 January 2016 (6:11)     Chris discusses a few new items for his Etsy shop.


 * Update 1/25/2016 25 January 2016 (2:03)    Chris claims snow is delaying delivery of orders, and reads a poem sent in by a fan.


 * Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever 25 January 2016 (2:50)     Chris clarifies that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie.

February 2016

 * Apologies for offending people 12 February 2016 (3:38)     Chris apologizes for offending people. To whom he's actually apologizing to is unknown.


 * Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia 16 February 2016 (0:51)     Chris welcomes Julia to the LGBTQ group.


 * Update 02/16/2016 16 February 2016 (7:24)      Chris talks about how he plans on doing a livestream if someone gives him a PS4.


 * Update: 2/25/16 25 February 2016 (7:57)      Chris complains about not getting what he wanted for his birthday.


 * Chris's Specimen Sample 26 February 2016 (1:54)    Chris shows us his recently frozen semen.


 * Jeff is Beyond Denounced. 28 February 2016 (4:02)     Chris denounces Francine for selling merchandise based on Chris's infamous catchphrases.


 * Happy Pokémon Day. 28 February 2016 (8:40)     Chris rants about Sonichu after briefly acknowledging the 20th anniversary of the Pokémon video game series.

March 2016

 * Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast 6 March 2016 (3:39)      Chris test-drives the new Playstation Camera he received from Kagney Lynn Moore.


 * Happy Birthday Tom 6 March 2016 (1:17)      Chris wishes a late birthday to Thomas, which takes the form of a terrible Master Shake impression and shaking some amiibos around.


 * Happy Women's Day 9 March 2016 (1:13)     Chris wishes us a happy International Women's Day, and encourages us to "free the nipple".


 * Yugichris 12 March 2016 (60:46)   For one hour, Chris silently plays a children's card game with Arthur Spatchcock.


 * CWC's Autism Tutorial HD with Commentary  22 March 2016 (44:13)   Chris comments over the 2011 Autism Tutorial, which he recently set up on his new PS4.


 * CWC`s Destiny Start 23 March 2016 (44:13)


 * I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream 24 March 2016 (44:13)


 * Nerdy Q&A 27 March 2016 (8:14)    Chris answers questions from an associate regarding being a "nerd girl".

April 2016

 * My Breast Massage Routine 18+ 5 April 2016 (5:41)   Chris performs a breast massage routine completely nude, fondling his man-boobs in their terrifying glory.


 * Happy Birthday, Martin. 5 April 2016 (0:35)     Chris wishes an Australian fan a happy birthday.


 * Please, Donate 12 April 2016 (9:05)     Chris channels his inner Jimbo Wales and begs for donations in exchange for increasingly lackluster gifts.


 * Announcement 04/16/2016 16 April 2016 (8:24)    Chris announces the formation of Sonichu Entertainment of America and whines about his autism.


 * Donation Request 24 April 2016 (0:57)    Chris once again desperately begs for donations.

May 2016

 * Proposition to Sega 14 May 2016 (5:30)      Chris offers Sega a small amount of control over his Sonichu in exchange for a laundry-list of demands.


 * Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight. 23 May 2016 (1:16)     Chris introduces us to his anime bodypillow, Naru, and begs for donations. He also announces he'll be streaming Uncharted 4 later that night.


 * Live Game Stream - Uncharted 23 May 2016 (56:15)


 * UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive... 26 May 2016 (5:17)


 * CWC Responds to a bully named Johan 28 May 2016 (12:21)   Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named Johan after getting a lesbian couple to accept fathering his baby.


 * CWC vs Johan vote link 31 May 2016 (1:29)     Chris directs us to a poll asking whether Chris or Johan has the better sex moves, and requests we vote for him.


 * IMG_3207 31 May 2016 (1:16)   Chris shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation

June 2016

 * Happy Cat kisses 4 June 2016 (1:58)  Chris attempts to take a video of his cat Pollo, while "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" is playing. About 6 seconds in, it freezes on Chris's chest and starts glitching out, making static noises several times.


 * Happy Cat, Pollo kiss kiss 4 June 2016 (1:58)  A redo of the previous video. Chris babbles to Pollo for around two minutes.


 * Happy Birthday, Jonathan 11 June 2016 (0:38)     Chris congratulates one Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish.


 * Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation 11 June 2016 (3:26)      Chris announces to the viewers that his Etsy is being backed up in orders, and that a Zazzle is opening soon


 * Donations Required, Serious. Please help 14 June 2016 (0:48)   Chris shows Barb looking nearly dead on the couch, asking for $100 for asthma medications.


 * Donations Requested, Please 14 June 2016 (0:50)   Chris yet again asks for donations, with Barb making another appearance, in apparent need of asthma medications.


 * Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1 17 June 2016 (19:27)    Chris spends twenty minutes reads a boring book. He ends the video by begging for donations.


 * Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2 19 June 2016 (16:03)    Chris spends sixteen minutes reading chapter 2 of a boring book. He ends the video by begging for donations.


 * Women Only Need Apply - No STD's 22 June 2016 (2:05)      A leaked video of Chris offering sex to any woman for ludicrous fees.


 * Announcement 06292016 29 June 2016 (3:05)    Chris begs for more donations and then apologies to the entire male population.


 * Announcement 06292016-2 29 June 2016 (1:41)    Chris claims to be cured of autism by watching a "subliminal video".


 * Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3 29 June 2016 (14:55)    Chris spends fifteen minutes reading the third chapter of a boring book. He ends the video by begging for donations.