Kacey

"Yes, Kacey is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for this other dude. I do care about her as a friend though. :) I am the sort of man who keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them."

- Chris

Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler, née Devoria (real name: Siana Duckworth), was a troll who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover, Liquid Chris – who she later married – and Christian Weston Chandler (Solid Chris). Chris describes her as having a "fun", "caring", "kind" personality, since Chris believes all women consist of nothing but these attributes (bar one). Chris never referred to her as intelligent or smart, despite her being a student of both biological and medical sciences.

Chris tried to lure Kacey to his house under the false pretense that he was actually Liquid Chris, which consisted of numerous extremely poor impersonations of Liquid which Kacey had to pretend to be fooled by. They had a long series of phone conversations before she cut ties with him due to her father's disapproval.

Kacey has a rather polarizing reception among Christorians. On one hand, many found her high-maintenance and needy attitude quite annoying, and her tactics and phrasing bordering on gaslighting. On the other hand, she seemed to genuinely care about Chris and wanted him to improve his lifestyle and be a healthier person, and frequently told Chris advice that he needed to hear (which nevertheless ended up falling on deaf ears). Regardless of the tactics she used, most of the events that caused her to eventually drop Chris are entirely blamable on his own actions.

Background


While the Liquid Chris scenario played out, Chris became resentful that Liquid could not only steal his identity, but that he have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, memorably trying to seduce her by telling her he would put his penis in between her breasts and cum all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his comeuppance off of her and recycling it with her. Uncomfortable and vaguely homoerotic fantasies aside, Kacey pretended to be fooled by his impersonation for a time until she "realized" it was really CWC for the sake of playing along with her boyfriend's trolling games.

The impersonation episode was a revealing insight into Chris's mind. Having accused Liquid of being an impostor, he then becomes an impostor himself in a desperate attempt to seduce Liquid's girlfriend. As one would expect, Chris did an absolutely terrible impersonation of Liquid (even though he was impersonating someone impersonating himself) and indeed was such a dunce that not only did Kacey frequently have to correct his impersonation (while pretending to be fooled by it) but Chris continued to believe she was fooled by him while she was correcting him. As if Chris couldn't get any stupider, Kacey herself often understandably forgot to pretend to be fooled by his piss-poor impersonation, and Chris still didn't suspect a thing. His by-proxy narcissism also reared its head numerous times, and he ended up defending "Solid" Chris's clothing, weight, and even his haircut.

As revealed by Chris in the video Greetings to Kaceys folks, Kacey's parents are Mr. and Mrs. D (Devoria). Kacey was the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who was a freshman in college. Kacey was rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lived in the suburbs of Virginia. She majored in nursing and biology.

Contact with Chris
On 3 August 2009, Chris sent Kacey For Kacey from CWC to prove that he is the real Chris.

On 4 August 2009, Chris created CWC - Hand Drawn Original to reveal his true, fat self.

Kacey claimed to have been very hurt by the fact that Chris tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the difference while he ate his own navy off of her.

Kacey Date Log
On a few occasions, both Kacey and Chris have mentioned a meeting which took place between them. Kacey seems to maintain that Chris was disrespectful and perverted during this meeting.

An account of the meetings Kacey had with Chris was later posted.

The Love Quest
Once Liquid Chris returned, details of the contact between Chris and Kacey began to emerge. In Chris' Adressing Liquid video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close "gal-pal", and implies that he still pines for her. Chris would later officially proclaim his love for her in the creatively titled video "I Love You Kacey", where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other during the period in which Liquid disappeared... which they had, except that Chris was pretending to be Liquid. And Kacey was pretending to be fooled by it.

In 10252009 For Kacey, Chris graduated to an official Love Quest in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in For Chris No 2, where Chris implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. Kacey would later state outright that she only ever considered herself and Chris as friends.

However, Chris being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him (despite literally no evidence), and went so far as to make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart. Having decided to enter a "relationship" with Chris, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing the female part to A Whole New World, a romantic duet from the popular Disney movie Aladdin to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for "Chris" to sing the male part in a duet with the audio; naturally, this culminated in a video showing the true range of Chris' Sinatra-esque tones. This cemented their status as "boyfriend" and "girl feigning romantic interest for the amusement of thousands of people online".

The End of Kacey
Chris and Kacey's harlequin romance continued for a while afterward, until Chris got into an argument with Kacey's father after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris' chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of his comic to her and learned that he was willing to go and shoot Liquid Chris. Horrified, Kacey scorned Chris for his actions in a final phone call to him, never to speak to him again. Chris would later upload a video where his solemnity was clear. This abyssal depression lasted for about a day.

With the release of the actual final phone call between Kacey and Chris, Kacey reveals just how well she knows Chris, predicting that he'll have forgotten about her before long. While Chris did release the melodramatic monologue CWC is sad, in a video he made the next day Chris is smiling from ear to ear. The very next day. Kacey was righter than she could have known.

Marriage to Liquid
Liquid Chris and Kacey were married on 11 November 2009, at 2 p.m. EST. It was a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends. Chris tried his best to ruin the honeymoon via receiving copyright papers, which, as you probably guessed, failed miserably. Little is known of Kacey at this point, despite Liquid resurfacing to help heighten the success of Asperchu.

Outside of the fictitious world of Chris-Chan lore, it turns out that "Kacey" (or rather, Siana) actually did get married to Liquid Chris at some point after the trolling concluded.