MySpace



MySpace is a social networking website founded in 2003, known for its dominance on the Internet in the 2000s, and its declining zombie-like state ever since the 2010s. Chris created an account to attract boyfriend-free girls during his battle against Mary Lee Walsh. He seems to have created an account in early 2004. Chris had two accounts, presumably because he forgot the password to one of them. His first account was "sonichu," where his name was Chris. It was last accessed in October 2005. His new account was "sonichucwc," where his name was Chris Chan. This account got hacked by the Man in the Pickle Suit in the events of 11 September 2008 (NEVER FORGET). Some additional information is available, thanks to early research and hacks.

Three archived snapshots of Chris's pages have been preserved. The first is of his "sonichu" account as it was frozen on 17 October 2005. It is reproduced below. It is brief, optimistic, and - for Chris - relatively inoffensive.

The second snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account; Chris had last accessed it on 4 July 2008. We see that Chris treated his MySpace page the same way he treated his Sonichu website, adding more and more material over time until it became cluttered and bloated. This page is also reproduced below. It shows Chris in the immediate aftermath of rejection by Megan Schroeder, and the page is full of self-pity and desperation.

The third snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account when it had been last accessed two months later, on 4 September 2008. This page is not reproduced in its entirety, but the few changes he had made since July are noted. In particular, Megan was no longer a "favorite gal-pal," but his mood was improved, and a lot of self-pitying language had been expunged. Also in evidence is his futile war with Encyclopedia Dramatica and the growing awareness of trolls to his existence.

Because we have four versions of his sweetheart requirements, these have been grouped together to illustrate his changing mood over time. Chris was forever tweaking this, looking for the magic formula which would unlock a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

Chris stopped using the site in late 2009, as MySpace began to gradually wane in favor of Facebook and Twitter, although he seemingly logged in a final time around 2015 and changed the account's display name to "Brock Samson". In addition, almost all user-generated content was permanently deleted after a site redesign in 2013, leaving both of Chris's profiles practically blank, and a server migration in 2019 caused the remaining user generated content from before 2016 to be lost as well, leaving them completely blank. . Six equally long-abandoned accounts remain in his "connections" list.

Basic Information
"Zap to the Extreme!"

Male

26 years old

Ruckersville, Virginia

United States

Last Login: 10/17/2005

Chris's Interests
General: I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and TCG. I also like anime, legos, and I love my parents. I also enjoy web design. I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. Gotta catch 'em all!

Music: I like all kinds of music, too many to list here...but I do like Daft Punk and music from the 90's.

Movies: I like a lot of different movies, but my all time favorite is Mary Poppins.

Television: Family Guy, old cartoons, old-time TV shows like I Love Lucy

Books: I used to read a lot of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps and Fear Street books.

Heroes: My mom, because she's so caring and such a great role model. Also, this little guy here: [image, presumably Sonichu]

Groups: Cities Of The Dead

Chris's Details
Status: Single

Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Orientation: Straight

Hometown: Richmond, VA

Body type: 5' 10" / Average

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Smoke / Drink: No / No

Children: Someday

Education: In college

Occupation: Student/Cartoonist

Chris's Schools
Piedmont Virginia Community College

Charlottesville, Virginia

Graduated: N/A 2001 to Present

Chris's Blurbs
About Me: I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.

I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.

Chris's Friends Comments
LiNnAy Aug 26 2005 2:34 AM

Hey! Hows it goin? Nice stuff on here... havn't seen u around in awhile, hope everythings goin ok

--- Mara

Aug 25 2005 11:08 PM

Hey, thanks for the add! Does your Commodore 64 still work? My brother and I loved ours but it finally gave out some time while we were in high school. I think the neighbor's son broke it, but he never confessed! Hmm...

Basic Information
"Serious, Honest Relationship with a Woman is desperately required for me."

[By 4 September 2008 this had been changed to: "If you think I'm handsome, and you see me in Charlottesville, VA, please let me know at that moment."]

Male

26 years old

RUCKERSVILLE, Virginia, United States

Last Login: 7/4/2008

Mood: blank

[4 September 2008: "Mood: calm"]

General
I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, My Little Pony, Transformers, and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my website at http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS.

I would feel a lot better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I really need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.

[Image] My two favorite Ponies; Waterfire and Star Catcher. :)

[By 4 September 2008, he had deleted all images of ponies and indicated that most of his time nowadays was taken up playing Guitar Hero.]

Music
All types of music, as long as it has a good tune. :) But I Really Like Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)! My favorite song from "Air Britney" would be E-Mail My Heart. And, in comparison to my 3-year old situation; wishing, hoping and praying that a Boyfriend-Free Girl would Personally Approach My Heart. I have my own set of songs that I sing too. So, I, Christian Chandler, am Number 2 on my Top Favorite Singers List. 8-) I also like: Backstreet Boys, Puffy AmiYumi, Excel Girls, The Steel Angels, N*Sync, C&C Music Factory, Daft Punk, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Louis Armstrong, M2M, Hillary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christopher Cross, Vanessa Carlton, Monica, Mariah Carry, And Others.

Here's one of the songs I sang, Yellow is a Mellow Color

[link]

Please allow a few minutes for the song to load.

Download for free by going to my Sonichu Site, and right-clicking the link among the news links on the front page.


 * Lyrics + Title copyrighted by Christian W. Chandler, August 20, 2003.

The music came from Sama de Amigo, Sega Dreamcast.

[By September he had deleted the link to this song.]

Movies
Favorite Movie, Mary Poppins.

Television
Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, My Little Pony, Excel Saga, Transformers, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Red Skelton, Steel Angel Kurumi, Pretty Cure (Anime), Powerpuff Girls (Original Cartoon and "PPGZ Anime), Ren and Stimpy, Home Movies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Fat Albert, Spongebob, Rugrats/All Grown Up, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Danger Mouse, Inuyasha, NOIR, Family Guy, American Dad, I Love Lucy, All In the Family, Sanford and Son, Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore and others.

My Favorite Toons list goes back to the early 1980s.

Books
I used to read R.L. Stien's "Goosebumps," and "Fear Street." I sometimes still do.

Heroes
Sonic the Hedgehog, and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. Check out my Sonichu Site at [address].

I would also like to mention The Sonichu Group is open for suggestions and comments.

But my mother is a real hero, because she cares for me a lot. And she is a great role model.

Groups
Nickelodeon and Nicktoons fans, ~Mary Poppins~, Official Single & Looking Group, My-Nintendo, pokemon Master, pokemon rules, Yugioh-King of Games, Yugioh Group

Chris Chan's Details
Status:	       Single

Here for:	Serious Relationships

Orientation:	Straight

Hometown:	Ruckersville, Virginia

Body type:	5' 10" / Average

Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian

Religion:	Christian - other

Zodiac Sign:	Pisces

Smoke / Drink:	No / No

Children:	Someday

Education:	College graduate

Occupation: 	PVCC Graduate

Income:	       Less than $30,000

Chris Chan's Schools
University Of Virginia-Main Campus      2007 to Present

Charlottesville, VA

Graduated: N/A

Degree: None

Major: Waiting to be FOUND by a Boyfriend-Free Girl, who is willing to grow into a Sweeheart.

Clubs: The Sonichu Club, The Lonely Male Virgin.

[Chris accidentally posted the above school twice. By September 2008 he had deleted this self-pitying entry.]

Piedmont Virginia Community College     2000 to 2006

Charlottesville,Virginia

Graduated: 2006

Student status: Alumni

Degree: Bachelor's Degree

Major: Computer Aided Drafting and Design (CADD)

Clubs: none

Manchester High   1997 to 2000 Midlothian,Virginia

Graduated: 2000

Student status: Alumni

Degree: High School Diploma

Chris Chan's Companies
[Chris deleted this entire section by September 2008.]

The Game Place Charlottesville, VA US

Volunteer Player/Pokemon Event Host.

On Temporary Hiatus

Artsy Gamer

Ruckersville, VA US

Game Player (Sometimes Online With DS, PSP or PS3)

Mi Casa

Current

Chris Chan's Blurbs
[By 4 September 2008, there was a new bold statement at the top of the page: "Chris Chan is destoyer of slanderous LULZ; take that, Encyclopedia Dramatica".]

About Me:
 * Please be sure to read ALL of the "Who I'd Like to Meet" section.*

Heeeerrrreeee's...

Christian

Weston

Chandler

PLEASE NOTE, IF you, the single woman, are Honestly, Seriously Interested in starting a Sweetheart Relationship with me, ..Look Me Up In Person..; I do not feel comfortable with starting a relationship over-the-internet, period. As long as you live in or within 25 miles of Ruckersville, VA, that is the distance I feel most comfortable traveling to meet up with you.

I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees May, 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.

I would also like to mention The Sonichu Group is open for suggestions and comments. Thank You.

I would also like to take this moment to mention The DVD of my life: Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V. :) You may learn more about it in my About The Author Section on my Sonichu Site.

Not to brag, but I took two seperate [sic] HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!

I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show.

And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)

[The three short paragraphs above had been deleted by September 2008.]

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation. When getting my attention, please approach me and say Hi. Do NOT flirt from a distance; I will not be able to notice a long-distance flirt due to a thing called "Tunnel-Vision" (and High-Functional Autism). [Note: Chris set these last four words in a very small font size. By September he had deleted these last two sentences altogether.]

A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am NOT among those JERKS. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love to my Sweetheart. I Feel that Girls/Women deserve the best of our world, and I would do my best to give what I can of it to my Sweetheart/Soulmate.

I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.

These are my attemtps so far for custom ponies. They both are the same, but they were each made differently. The one on the left was made first, sculpted from Crayola Model Magic, then I glued some of my own hair for its mane and tail. Then after learning some newer tricks from CustomPony.com, I did a better job with the newer Cheroki-Chan (shown on the right). For rooting new hair in the mane, and pushing the trimmed roots inward, I highly reccomend getting a rehairing/rerooting tool, like the custom one sold by plat_drgn on eBay (I got one, and I was very satisfied). As for Paint, I reccomend acrylic paint (over enamle) which you can get at your local Wal-Mart, as well as small-tipped brushes.

Also, check out my new group designed for the people who make their own Custom Ponies and those who like to look at them.

And on that note, I would like to give props to Adult Swim's Seth Green for his Custom Ponies of different emotional colors; good job.

[Embedded Adult Swim video]

[By September 2008, all this pony nonsense had been deleted, probably because he associated it with Megan too closely.]

I can be reached through the Playstation Network through the Playstation 3 game system. My PSN ID is ..Sonichu..; I am open for friend requests over the PSN, as well as possible live chat with Playstation Eye, or headset.

[In September he added: "**Also, I play Guitar Hero, if you get lucky in an online search in GHIII, GHAerosmith, or upcoming GHWT, you may be challenged my well-self-taught Guitar Skills.**

"My stats are linked to my profile on [address].

"(I am More often reachable through the Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable)"]

Also, if you have a Nintendo DS, and the right game, I'm Wi-Fi capable. Here's my info for: '''Animal Crossing Wild World '''

You have to regester my Friend Code for this game in order for you to come visit Cwcville, Virginia.

Name: Chris

Town: Cwcville

Friend Code: 0558-9666-5003

I've punched in a few already, but I'm open for more (female) players. Also, if anyone read the "Crossing Guardian" in Nintendo Power Volume 179 (May, 2004 issue), I was responsible for the "Cwcville" documentary that took up majority of that page. 8)

[Chris then provided contact information for playing Mario Kart, Tetris, Star Fox Command, and Mario VS. Donkey Kong with him.]

Please Message me if you have added me to your Friends List. Thank You.

[Image]

This is just Sonichu, Rosechu and me.

Favorite Gal-Pals :)

 * Pending Sweetheart/Soulmate


 * Megan Schroeder - ** No MySpace Profile**


 * Anna McLerran


 * Linnea

* My future Sweetheart/Soulmate's Profile will occupy the "Pending" Spot.

[By September 2008, Megan was gone. The four gal-pals were now "Pending Sweetheart/Soulmate," "Anna McLerran," "Linnea," and "open space."]

Comments
The following are the non-spam comments which have been archived. Much of this was the result of Chris hitting on local women. When browsing through this list, it's instructive to know that Chris was discovered by 4chan and SomethingAwful around 26-31 October 2007. The trolls swoop in quickly.

LiNnAy

Jul 1 2005 2:21 PM

hey christian! I just wanted to say hi! How are you ? Thanks for the cool soda thing it was neat!

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Ella Jade

Jul 2 2005 8:50 PM

Christian, Hi, how are you doing? Thanks for the add! I hope that you have a good rest of the night:)

*Ella*

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LiNnAy

Jul 13 2005 8:05 PM

hey! Whats goin on?? I just wanted to say hi, and thank you again for the nice birthday present! See you around.. Linnea

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JaMee

Jul 30 2005 8:55 PM

Hey hows it going?

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Samantha

Aug 3 2005 8:27 PM

Thanks for the add!! Looking forward to chatting sometime :)

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Jeremy

Aug 26 2005 10:59 AM

what's up dude?? how's is going?

ay....macarena!!!!

jeremy

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Escaping Ellsworth

Aug 31 2005 7:26 PM

hey hey!! What's up dude?! I read your profile and I just wanted you to know that Sonic is probably one of my favorite video games series ever. You seem like a cool guy. Listen to the music and let me know what you think. Later!!

Thompson Escaping Ellsworth

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Lindsay Kaye

Sep 4 2005 8:27 PM

Good Luck on Tuesday Christian! I hope all goes well! Just keep in mind Good always conquers over evil! ;)

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Rachel{Rayray Princess!}

Jan 2 2006 7:28 PM

ty 4 the add

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Danielle

Feb 14 2006 2:58 PM

Happy Valentines Day!

Love,

-Danielle.

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Sonic2 the Hedgehog

Feb 19 2006 6:50 PM

i wasent making fun of u. shadow is darth vader. sonic is obi juan. tails is luke. amy is the princess. knuckles is that black guy with the purple lightsaver. and if ur sonichu was there that would be awesome!

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JesseBackwards

Feb 24 2006 1:54 PM

Happy Birthday!!! Have fun be safe and most of all eat alot of cake!

-Jessebackwards

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Luis Zena

Aug 20 2006 10:47 PM

Thanks for the add now lets duel!

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Charismatic ™

Aug 23 2006 11:04 AM

Hey there! I haven't seen you in a while. I hope all is well with you. I must apologize, I don't think I know any boyfriend-free, 18-24-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcholic, white girls around the Cville area. If I find any, I will send them your way!! :-)

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GorillazAddict

Oct 4 2006 6:25 PM

Do you have a link to "Yellow Is A Mellow Color?" I like the song!

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Leah

Nov 9 2006 1:14 PM

i'm a kid at heart as well!... is that you singing on your site??!

new music and website coming soon! appreciate the support...

smiles,leah

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MARTHA

Nov 27 2006 6:12 PM

thanks for the add !! have a nice day:)

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soup or salad? i eat children

Jul 21 2007 7:48 PM

If jesus was a serial killer you would be first

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Helena Hell-Anna

Jul 22 2007 7:18 PM

I voted for your video! Good luck!

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Raymunk

Oct 30 2007 11:23 AM

Hey chris how are you?

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Parappa

Oct 31 2007 10:17 PM

Hi Chris! What's up? Are you still believing?! Cause I am! One day, you will get a girl like I got Sunny! You just gotta believe!

So I hear some jerks cheated you out of a contest? What's up with that, man : (?

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Parappa

Nov 1 2007 5:05 PM

So what's your favorite boyfriend free actor?

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(ﾟДﾟ)INTERNET SUPERSTAR

Nov 1 2007 7:42 PM

O DANG CHRIS I MYSELF ALSO WONDER WHY YOU DONT HAVE WIMMINZ!!

UR JUST LIKE ME BUT W/O TOURRETESS!!!

yah...someday me and you will get a sweetheart of our own...

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Shelbumblebee

Jan 9 2008 7:11 PM

Hi Chris! How are you doing? :)

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Brett

Jan 10 2008 2:07 PM

CHRIS CHAN! Thanks for the ADD!

Comment Back.

Zap to the extreme!

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En Taro Adun, Tassadar!

Feb 25 2008 12:46 PM

Y halo thar

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vanessa

Feb 26 2008 3:46 PM

Why you so Lonely ?? Its ok you can tell me

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Psychoplasm

May 22 2008 4:53 PM

Thanks for the add, Chris.

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jessi

Aug 10 2008 3:15 PM

hey chris, thanks for the add! i wish you the best of luck on your search for love! :D

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Candystriped

Aug 11 2008 10:15 AM

Thanks for the add Chris!

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Kino.

Aug 12 2008 8:05 AM

Good luck in your quest for a boyfriend free girlfriend Chris!

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deathrape3000

Aug 13 2008 10:50 PM

I am certain you will find your sweetheart someday, Chris-Chan ^.^

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Anna

Aug 14 2008 12:33 AM

Hi um... thank you so much for adding me! I'd be really happy if you messaged me... I'd like to chat!

Bye bye =^_^=

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courtney coffin

Aug 15 2008 11:27 PM

thanks for the add. maybe i'll see you around in cville sometime

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$$$HANNAH DOGG***

Aug 17 2008 3:12 AM

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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Shock!

Aug 21 2008 9:45 PM

In defense to you and a tribute to your demolishing ED!!!

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Candystriped

Aug 28 2008 10:13 PM

Hiya Chris, just saying hi. Nice work on the new issue of Sonichu!

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Shock!

Aug 29 2008 2:16 AM

so Chris, do you allow friends and fans of the comic contribute ideas. I like your comic, and have some ideas of my own.

Hollar! I'm sure you would like these.

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Kyonko Fanclub~

Aug 30 2008 1:43 AM

ur my hero chirs chan

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Нико loves Magill ΩBoss CopΩ ON PROBATION BITCHES

Aug 30 2008 7:16 AM

It's an honour to be your buddeh, mon petit. <3

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Coyote

Aug 31 2008 1:07 AM

Nevermind, guess I found it after all ^_^

And I made your ponysona, hes an Earth pony, Hope you like him xD

Who I'd like to meet
[This section went through several iterations, not surprising since Chris has never been satisfied with his list of sweetheart requirements for the entirety of his Love Quest. Here are four variants, ordered chronologically.]

October 2005
Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.

I'll treat you to a soda and a chat!

October 2007
“Here's the list of the Characteristics of the girl/woman I would like (remember, I AM Flexable on most characteristics, and these ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS. But ONLY if it is Bold, then that is required).

-18-24-Years Old

-Boyfriend-Free

-White

-Within 20 Miles of Zip Code 22968

-Under 230 Pounds

-Smoke-Free

-Non-Alcoholic ("Socially Drinks" is also Acceptable)

-Caring

-Pretty

-Cute

-Default Language = English

-(Hopefully) a Virgin

(Fooly Cooly knowledge optional (I'm not talking about the Anime))

-Under or equal to 5' 10"

-Open-Minded

-Young at Heart

-Employment Optional

-Graduated from at least High School (College Attendant is Cool)

-Fun-Lovin'

-Sweet

-Charming

And that about covers that. Please also check the "I Wouldn't Feel Comfortable Around" Blog as well for the SOLID Turn-Offs.”

July 2008
In a Nutshell...

I have been searching for a Girl with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 18-25-years old, BOYFRIEND-FREE lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic and white, whom I can make into a Sweetheart/Soulmate from the ground-up, for the past enduringly greater than FOUR-LONG-YEARS

** You do not have to meet ALL the listed Characteristics; they ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS, and I am Flexable.

** And Please be sure to check my blog, "I wouldn't feel comfortable around..." for the qualities that would Turn Me Off.**

I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my Sonichu Medallion.

I will treat you to a soda and a pleasant conversation. That is, if you will allow me the pleasure.

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.

Not all the twists and turns of my Autistic worked in my favor, but I don't let it get me down. I will keep on waitin' hopin' and prayin' till I find my Sweetheart.

September 2008
Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.

I'll treat you to a soda and a chat!

The Hanna story
The exact date of this post is unknown, but it was sometime between 30 March and 2 April 2005.

I like the African Americans as equals.
The exact date of this entry is unknown, but it was sometime between July and September 2008.

The Sonichu Group
On 21 September 2006, Chris founded a MySpace group, "The Sonichu Group." He announced its opening on his Sonichu site with great fanfare, saying "ALL Sonichu Fans are Welcome to Join for FREE." He added, "Members of the Local Sonichu Fan Club of Charlottesville, Virginia are encouraged to join and post any suggestions for the group or CWC's Sonichu Site and whatever else, in this new MySpace Group."

The group homepage stated that "Sonichu Rocks!" Chris wrote, "This is IT, the Group dedicated to my electric-hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. You may post any and all nice comments about him, and empower his popularity." He issued the "First Offical Sonichu Group Bulliten" a day after its inauguration. He linked to his comics, and also took the opportunity to plug his dumb DVD. As with all of his other internet sites, he used the group to rage at Adam Stackhouse in August 2007.

Chris also opened a forum, starting with a "Suggestions" topic. As one might expect, the forum was moribund until suddenly it wasn't. By September 2008, familiar names like kawaiikitsune, PandaHalo, and Julie could be found among its members. The actual forum discussions appear to be lost, and Chris shortly moved on to other venues for hustling his hedgehogs.

Chandler's List
On 19 May 2009, Clyde Cash discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, whom he classified as JERKS (males), smokers, drunks, "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are correspondences with young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris in 2005. The list is presented verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.



Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS) **cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu  myspace.com pass: sonichu3 Currently 54 Friends [Note: the reason Chris adds "8" to some listings is unknown]