October 2013 Facebook Posts



The following covers Chris's Facebook activity in October 2013.

Summary

 * 2 October - Chris makes a series of random-access humor posts.
 * 3 October - Chris posts an angry rant directed at Megan.
 * 4 October - Chris continues to express his rage about Megan.
 * 5 October - Chris responds to an email purportedly from Megan, and beats her up in a Lego showdown.
 * 7 October - Chris is raising money for a children's hospital.
 * 8 October - Chris has potentially found a new place to play Pokémon.
 * 11 October - Chris announces that someone is using his name maliciously.
 * 13 October - Chris has reached his fundraising goal.
 * 14 October - Chris is having jaw problems and begs for a woman to save him from his miserable life.
 * 15 October - Chris reviews a McDonald's product.
 * 17-18 October - Chris claims to have received gifts from fans.
 * 28 October - Chris demands that the trolls stop snooping into his private Facebook posts.
 * 30 October - Chris is shocked to discover that his high school gal-pals only pretended to be his friends out of pity.
 * 31 October - Chris is still crushed by this news and requests apologies from those who have wronged him.

Wacky random-access humor!
On 2 October 2013 Chris made a series of random-access humor posts. According to Facebook, these were all posted near one of the locations called Clover Hill, Virginia, but it is not clear which one exactly:

Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born
Chris immediately posted two more comments:

GAMe PLACe revelations
Immediately afterwards Chris posted:

The Queen Bee has finally showed her hand
After his previous post, Chris was emailed by a person purporting to be Megan, and responded:

Lego Soul Calibur Showdown
Chris posted 28 photos which presumably tell a narrative of an epic showdown. He then changed his profile picture and cover photo to fit the theme.

Children's hospitals videos
and:

New Pokémon place
William Elliott Waterman remarked:

Another friend added:

Chris replied:

Jaw problems and a plea for rescue
Kim asked:

Chris responded:

A "Present"
But Kim was suspicious:

Chris replied:

Kim was not convinced:

Chris didn't answer.

Another "Present"
Kim again called him out:

Chris remained silent.

Respect my privacy
After the September 2013 Facebook leak on the CWCki Forums, Chris posted the following:

Reality Comes Knocking
Chris has received messages from people purporting to be his high school gal-pals. According to Thetan, one of the trolls known for doing this, the text in the red box was quoted from an actual email from one of the gal-pals.

Chris later added:

Chris is an emotional zombie


Chris rehashed this theme with a new Halloween-themed profile pic.

Posts by Chris's Friends
On 4 October 2013 William Elliott Waterman changed his profile picture:

Chris was not happy with what he saw:

To which Waterman responded: