I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat

"I can definitely do a british accent."

- Chris to Jackie

I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat is a video Chris uploaded on 14 October 2010. In this video, Chris dresses as a wizard (wearing his graduation gown) in the Harry Potter universe and "casts spells" on an assortment of people who have wronged him. He said he would draw a lightning-bolt scar, but the video is too dark to see if he did so.

The video was made for Jackie, who wanted the title to be "I put on my robe and wizard hat", in reference to an old meme.

Video
"Ericcus trollisus ericcus bustisus!"

Transcript


[''Chris comes into view, wearing a robe over his shirt and waving his PlayStation Move controller. He's heavily backlit, so we mainly just see his silhouette.'']

Aye, I have been in the world of Hogwarts and I have a learned a spell or two, and I shall cast ye spell.

[He makes some motions with the Move controller.]

On all ye vandals out there, who have cursed my name. For I am a straight man! And you all are the homosexuals, because you mislabel me and misjudge me. And now you shall be bespelled, and be spelled!

[He pauses to wave his wand some more.]

You speak ill of me and you speak of bad judgment, you shall have a pain in the leg! Ericcus trollisus ericcus bustisus!

[Having finished his incantation, Chris leans over and turns off the camera.]