User:VanKrause/Chris is

IRC chat that took place on 18 May 2009. Everyone talked about Chris in a Norrisesque fashion.

00:36 < Gulf> Nails is great, but ministry will alwasy own my heart 00:36 < Geddy_Lee> Dream Theater is fucking awesome 00:36 < NonExistent> nails are having their last tour 00:37 < NonExistent> they are calling it quits. 00:37 < Gulf> ever since Reznor quit the booze 00:37 < Geddy_Lee> He was influenced by Chris 00:37 < Gulf> he saw Chris and then REALLY fell into depression 00:38 < NonExistent> Chris should listen to slayer 00:38 < Geddy_Lee> hahaha 00:38 < NonExistent> then he might kill himself. 00:38 -!- taub [~taubstumm@5EDDCDE3.7F733895.3B8F79F1.IP] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 00:38 < Geddy_Lee> Kurt Cobain was also influenced by Chris 00:38 < Gulf> carved SONICHU in jagged letters into his arm 00:38 < NonExistent> Chris killed John lenon 00:38 < Geddy_Lee> YES 00:38 < Geddy_Lee> Lennon's killer looked like chris chan 00:38 < Gulf> Wrong...Chris let Paul McCartney LIVE 00:38 < NonExistent> His music was over shadowing The Hedge Hog Boys 00:39 < Geddy_Lee> OMG 00:39 < Geddy_Lee> don't rip on paul 00:39 < NonExistent> All of the Greatest Music Fiascoes were caused by Chris 00:39 < Geddy_Lee> Yoko Ono was CREATED by Chris 00:39 < NonExistent> Chris crashed the plane with Buddy Holly and half of Lynrd Sknryd 00:39 < Gulf> Chris drove Brian Wilson crazy 00:39 < Decoy_Octillery> Phil Specter was created by Chris. 00:39 < Gulf> good one 00:40 <@canine> chris killed kurt cobain 00:40 < NonExistent> Chris started Nikki Sixx's Drug addiction 00:40 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris created Courtney Love from his greasy hair 00:40 <%LadyCameron> chris also killed layne staley 00:40 < Geddy_Lee> No. Kurt Cobain was influenced by chris, and told him he wasnt gonna make no more sonichu comix... so yeah 00:40 < NonExistent> Chris made Slash appear on American Idol 00:41 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris caused the Cure to become faggy. 00:41 < Gulf> caused? 00:41 < Geddy_Lee> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_David_Chapman Chris is THIS GUY 00:41 <%LadyCameron> Chris made Metallica cut their hair. 00:41 < Geddy_Lee> lol ^^ 00:41 < Gulf> Chris made Sioxsie Sioux cry 00:41 < NonExistent> Chris was the main influence to My Chemical Romance, The Jonas Brothers, High School Musical, and Hannah Montana 00:41 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is keeping my band from making it big 00:42 < NonExistent> Chris is the reason why MTV plays only rap. 00:42 < Gulf> Chris made sure Soulja Boy sold millions 00:42 < Geddy_Lee> hence my reason 00:42 < NonExistent> Chris Killed the Radio The Star. 00:42 < Herr_Perfekt> metallica has blown hard since the cutting of said hair 00:42 <%LadyCameron> Chris is the reason MTV is not "M"TV anymore 00:42 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris cancelled Sifl and Olly 00:42 < NonExistent> Chris made KISS take off their make up 00:42 < Decoy_Octillery> FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 00:42 < Gulf> Chris is the reason Live Aid happened 00:42 < Geddy_Lee> Kirk Hammet grew it back, and Robert trujillo has knee-length hair 00:42 < AnalCactus> Chris confused Jimi Hendrix's sleeping pill dosage. 00:43 < NonExistent> Chris wanted to stop Woodstock 00:43 < Gulf> Chris told Donovan he was good 00:43 < Geddy_Lee> lawls 00:43 < AnalCactus> Chris was the pilot on Stevie Ray Vaughan's helicopter 00:43 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was behind Woodstock '99 00:43 < Gulf> Chris stabbed that bitch at the Rolling Stones concert 00:43 < NonExistent> lol 00:43 < Decoy_Octillery> he DID Woodstock '99 00:43 < AnalCactus> Chris wrote "Make Believe" for Weezer 00:43 < Geddy_Lee> Chris drugged Jaco pastorius and made him act like him.... hence he got beaten 2 death 00:43 < Gulf> Chris broke up Van Halen...the REAL Van Halen 00:43 < Geddy_Lee> lols 00:43 < NonExistent> Chris made Phil Collins believe he was the Higher Functioning Autistic 00:44 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was the main influence behind Weezer's post-pinkerton work. 00:44 < AnalCactus> Chris put the brown M&M in David Lee Roth's bowl 00:44 < Geddy_Lee> hence Genesis went straight to hell 00:44 < Gulf> Chris made Peter Gabriels face melt 00:44 < NonExistent> Chris caused all of the Beatles Break ups 00:44 < NonExistent> Chris is why McJagger is so ugly. 00:44 < Gulf> Chris is the reason the Rolling Stones are still around 00:44 < AnalCactus> Chris encouraged Ringo's post-Beatles career 00:44 < Decoy_Octillery> lol mcJagger 00:45 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris stabbed George Harrison 00:45 < Geddy_Lee> Chris caused Rap 00:45 < NonExistent> Chris is rap 00:45 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris ruined rap. 00:45 < Gulf> Chris is the reason Smashing Pumppkins...oh never mind 00:45 < Decoy_Octillery> lol 00:45 < Gulf> Chris made Kevin Shields get fat 00:45 < NonExistent> Chris is why the WII is nothing but mario party knock offs 00:45 < Geddy_Lee> and Rosie O donnelll 00:45 < AnalCactus> Chris hooked up Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love 00:46 < Gulf> Chris wrote Kurt Cobains will 00:46 < Gulf> I think we're running out of bands 00:46 < NonExistent> Holy fuck how many of these did we just make. 00:46 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is responsible for all presidents' deaths 00:46 <%LadyCameron> i'd say 50+ 00:46 < NonExistent> Chris is the cause of the wiggles 00:46 < AnalCactus> Chris went back in time and crashed Buddy Holly's plane 00:46 < Gulf> therwe's only 47 presidents 00:46 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Coachella sucks ass. 00:46 < NonExistent> I already said that one. 00:47 < Geddy_Lee> 44 00:47 < NonExistent> Chris found Carmen Sand Diego and then raped her China 00:47 < Gulf> Chris is the reason Oasis are famous 00:47 < Geddy_Lee> and Waldo too 00:47 < Geddy_Lee> and stole his shirt 00:47 < NonExistent> and raped his pickle 00:47 < Gulf> Geddy Lee: shows how much I know lol 00:47 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason behind Top 40 radio. 00:47 < NonExistent> Chris found Sonic the Hedgehog and now there is a Missing Person Report for him. 00:47 < Gulf> Chris is behind TALK radio 00:47 < NonExistent> Chris is Bill O'Rielly 00:47 <%LadyCameron> Chris killed most of Lynnard Skynard 00:48 < Decoy_Octillery> AM Talk radio 00:48 < Decoy_Octillery> AM Talk radio 00:48 < AnalCactus> Chris gave Freddie Mercury AIDS 00:48 < Gulf> lol 00:48 < Geddy_Lee> Chris started scientology 00:48 < NonExistent> Chris is Xenu 00:48 < Gulf> Chris was the vomit Bon Scott choked on 00:48 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Klaus Nomi is dead 00:48 < NonExistent> Chris killed James Dean 00:48 <%LadyCameron> Chris killed Bon Scott 00:48 < Gulf> Chris shat in Mozarts soup 00:48 < NeonKnight082> Chris killed Kenny. 00:48 < Geddy_Lee> Chris killed dimebag darrell 00:48 < NonExistent> Chris Killed Biggie Smalls 00:48 < Gulf> hey that was sad 00:48 < Geddy_Lee> and Tupac 00:49 <%LadyCameron> Chris killed hip hop 00:49 < Gulf> in a cage match 00:49 < NonExistent> Chris killed Techno 00:49 < AnalCactus> Chris made Bonzo drink himself to death 00:49 < NonExistent> Chris killed Pop 00:49 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason P. Diddy, 50 cent is rich. 00:49 < NonExistent> Chris made Bono a douchebag 00:49 < Geddy_Lee> Chris taught Yngwie Malmsteen to shred 00:49 < Gulf> Chris gave Bono a contract 00:49 < Gulf> lololol 00:49 < AnalCactus> John Bonham saw Chris in the future and said "fuck it, i'm not sharing my oxygen with him" 00:49 < NonExistent> lol. 00:50 < Gulf> Chris stole the words to Louie Louie 00:50 < Geddy_Lee> Keith moon thought he was gonna become like chris 00:50 < NonExistent> Chris invented the segway. 00:50 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Juggalos exist 00:50 <%LadyCameron> Chris forced Chrysler into bankruptcy 00:50 < NonExistent> Chris is the end of the stock market. 00:50 < AnalCactus> Chris wrote all of Green Day's material since the 2000's 00:50 < Geddy_Lee> Chris killed the USSR (and now the US and A) 00:50 <~clydeC> Chris did 9/11 00:50 < Gulf> Chris killed Jesus 00:50 < NonExistent> Chris is 9/11 00:50 < Geddy_Lee> obvious 00:50 <~clydeC> Chris was the 20th hijacker 00:50 < NonExistent> Chris spoiled the bible. 00:51 <%LadyCameron> Chris was really vice president 00:51 < Gulf> Chris is the mystery meat 00:51 < Geddy_Lee> Chris was George W 00:51 <%LadyCameron> not Cheney 00:51 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the reason they think micro payments wwork 00:51 < NonExistent> Chris was the 2nd assassin. 00:51 < Gulf> Chris is in a scret vault 00:51 < AnalCactus> Chris wrote the Phantom Menace 00:51 -!- ShinyMarshtomp [~chatzilla@Rizon-BFC8F9D4.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu 00:51 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Nietzsche is right about god. 00:51 < NonExistent> Chris killed Broadway. 00:51 < Gulf> Chris funded Batman & Robin 00:51 < NonExistent> Chris killed God. 00:51 <%GeckoMantis> chris edited jar jar binks in the end of return of the jedi 00:51 < NonExistent> Chris voiced Jar Jar Binks 00:51 < Geddy_Lee> Chris made Troll 2 00:51 <~clydeC> Chris is Jar Jar binks 00:52 <%LadyCameron> Chris turned Anakin into Darth VAdar 00:52 < Decoy_Octillery> omg 00:52 < NeonKnight082> What? Jar jar is in the return of the Jedi? 00:52 < Gulf> tell me it isn;t true 00:52 < NonExistent> Chris made Family Guy 00:52 <@canine> nah, that's too creative for him 00:52 <%GeckoMantis> he was edited in in one of the later edits 00:52 < NonExistent> true. 00:52 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason he edited young anakin in return of the jedi 00:52 <%LadyCameron> Chris is Peter Griffin 00:52 < Geddy_Lee> Troll 2 is Chris-chan turned into a movie 00:52 <@canine> rather, he inspired whats-his-name by his dumbassery 00:52 < AnalCactus> Chris is the main writer of family guy 00:52 <~clydeC> chris is voldemort 00:52 < Gulf> Seth McFuckface 00:52 < NonExistent> Chris is the reason why we can't have nice things. 00:52 <~clydeC> chris is the reason we 00:53 <@canine> chris is the reason the dinosaurs died out 00:53 <~clydeC> chris is why sonic the hedgehog still exists 00:53 <%LadyCameron> Chris is the one ring to rule them all 00:53 < Gulf> Chris is behind MSG 00:53 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the reason the economy sucks 00:53 < Geddy_Lee> and the dodos 00:53 <~clydeC> chris caused hurricane katrina 00:53 < NonExistent> Chris got everyone addicted to World of Warcraft 00:53 <~clydeC> chris doesn't care about black people 00:53 < Gulf> Chris killed the dinosaurs 00:53 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Rush Limbaugh has a job. 00:53 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the reason the ps3 hasn't failed yet 00:53 <%LadyCameron> Chris helped create Windows Vista 00:53 < Gulf> Chris won the game 00:53 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Hal Turner has a job. 00:53 < NonExistent> Chris lost the game 00:53 <~clydeC> chris is the reason sarah palin is in the mainstream 00:53 < AnalCactus> Chris invented religion 00:53 < Geddy_Lee> Chris has made us follow him into a cult and now we're making endless trolling about what he's caused 00:53 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Pat Robertson has a job. 00:53 <@canine> chris did 9/11 00:53 < Gulf> Chris invented rednecks 00:53 <~clydeC> chris invented failure 00:53 < NonExistent> Chris made Twilight. 00:54 < AnalCactus> Edward Cullen is based on Chris 00:54 < Gulf> Chris ded Tungunska 00:54 <~clydeC> chris did watergate 00:54 <%LadyCameron> Chris is Twilight 00:54 < Gulf> Chris is Nixon 00:54 < NonExistent> Chris is Bella 00:54 <~clydeC> chris is not a crook 00:54 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Fox News still exist. 00:54 < Gulf> Chris is a failure 00:54 < Geddy_Lee> Chris killed the Roman EMpire 00:54 <%LadyCameron> Chris deleted the 18 minutes from the nixon tapes 00:54 < NonExistent> Chris caused the Holocaust. 00:54 < Gulf> Chris created Cheese Wiz 00:54 < AnalCactus> Chris is behind all reality shows 00:54 <~clydeC> chris outed anne frank 00:54 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is Fred Phelps' hero 00:54 <%LadyCameron> Chris is behind Paris Hilton 00:55 < Gulf> Chris put those kids in Michael's house 00:55 < AnalCactus> Chris elected hitler 00:55 <@canine> Geddy_Lee: minus the butt beads 00:55 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason the EU exists. 00:55 <~clydeC> chris touched those kids IN michaels' house 00:55 < NonExistent> Chris is why Beavis and Butthead ended. 00:55 < AnalCactus> Chris inspired John Wayne Gacy 00:55 < Gulf> Chris was pals with Dalmer 00:55 < NonExistent> Chris is why Duke Nukem Forever will never be a game. 00:55 < Geddy_Lee> Chris started swine flu 00:55 <~clydeC> chris is the reason freedie mercury died 00:55 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Clone High was cancelled. 00:55 <%LadyCameron> Chris inspired the Zodiac Killer 00:55 < NonExistent> Decoy_Octillery, that hurts. 00:55 < Gulf> Chris IS the Zodiac Killer 00:55 < NonExistent> Chris is the Son of Sam 00:55 < Geddy_Lee> Chris mentored Seung Hui Cho 00:55 < NonExistent> Chris is Jack the Ripper 00:55 <~clydeC> chris is god's retarded son 00:56 < AnalCactus> Chris caused Columbine 00:56 < NonExistent> Chris caused V-Tech yo 00:56 <~clydeC> chris did columbine 00:56 < Gulf> Chris caused Walmart greeters 00:56 <%LadyCameron> Chris made Fast and Furious 00:56 < NonExistent> Chris is why Medicare fails. 00:56 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was behind No Cussing Club. 00:56 < AnalCactus> Chris is an inside job 00:56 < NonExistent> Chris is /b/ 00:56 < Gulf> Chris rubbed Vin Diesals head 00:56 < Gulf> AnalCactus: LOL 00:56 < Decoy_Octillery>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 00:56 < Geddy_Lee> Chris IS vindiesel 00:56 < NonExistent> Chris is Keanu Reeves 00:57 < Gulf> Chris is the grease on Vin Diesals head 00:57 < NonExistent> Chris is why Christopher Reeves fell of the Horse. 00:57 < Gulf> Chris is Agent Orange 00:57 < NonExistent> Chris is why Michael J fox has parkinsons. 00:57 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason The Rock is a shitty actor now. 00:57 <%LadyCameron> Chris is a Paula Abdul 00:57 <~clydeC> chris is the cancer killing /b/ 00:57 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is the reason Chuck Norris had to toughen up 00:57 < Gulf> trurth 00:57 <~clydeC> chris is why god doesn't exist 00:57 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Chuck Norris went Republicunt. 00:57 < NonExistent> Chris is why over used memes exist. 00:57 < Gulf> Chris is the reason Chuck Norris is a Christian 00:57 < NonExistent> chris is ron paul 00:57 <~clydeC> chris invented the gold standard 00:57 <%LadyCameron> Chris was behind Boxxy 00:57 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was behind Zeigeist 00:58 < Geddy_Lee> Chris invented capitalism 00:58 < NonExistent> Chris is behind all the presidential scandals. 00:58 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris created Objectivism 00:58 < Gulf> Chris was behind the French Resistence 00:58 < AnalCactus> Chris is Ayn Rand 00:58 <@canine> boxxy was a physicist before she met chris 00:58 < NonExistent> Chris hired monica lewinski 00:58 <~clydeC> chris was the second jfk assassin 00:58 < NeonKnight082> I never understood why a girl can make such a fuss. 00:58 < Gulf> Chris discovered AIDS 00:58 < NonExistent> Chris is AIDS. 00:58 <@canine> chris caused aids 00:58 < Gulf> oh monkey 00:58 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was Patient Zero. 00:58 < NonExistent> Chris is why /b/tards raid Habbo. 00:58 < AnalCactus> Chris told Bush to invade Iraq 00:58 <@canine> chris is chanology 00:58 <~clydeC> chris was patient -1 00:58 < Gulf> Chris is behind Perfect Dark ZERO 00:58 < NonExistent> Chris is why so serious. 00:58 < AnalCactus> Chris elected Bush 00:58 <@canine> chris made bert evil 00:59 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is the 8th passenger 00:59 <%LadyCameron> Chris created ED, then forgout about 'em 00:59 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was the behind TRIFORCE 00:59 <~clydeC> chris is why final destination 5 will be made 00:59 < Gulf> Chris is a Swift Boater 00:59 < Krapple_Guy> Chris is the reason why MJF has parkensons 00:59 < NonExistent> Chris was introduced to brawl. 00:59 <~clydeC> chris delayed brawl 00:59 <@canine> chris is the reason my aunt kicked me out! 00:59 < Geddy_Lee> Chris made Gigli 00:59 < Gulf> Chris fucked over Bret Hart 00:59 <%LadyCameron> Chris invented Diet Coke 00:59 < NonExistent> Chris invented New Coke 00:59 < AnalCactus> Chris is the reason they keep making Saw movies 00:59 < Gulf> Chris invented Coke ZERO 00:59 < Krapple_Guy> Chris is why Roy wasnt in brawl 00:59 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris created FML. 00:59 < Geddy_Lee> No. he invented the NEW coke 00:59 <~clydeC> chris invented crystal pepsi 00:59 < NonExistent> Chris made Facebook. 00:59 < Geddy_Lee> win 00:59 <@canine> chris made myspace 00:59 < Decoy_Octillery> HE MADE TWITTER 00:59 < Gulf> Chris invented crystal meth 00:59 < NonExistent> Chris made Failblog. 00:59 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the person who has sex with a pig to creat swine flu 00:59 < NonExistent> Chris made lolcats 00:59 <~clydeC> chris is failblog 01:00 <%LadyCameron> Chris made MySpace 01:00 < Gulf> Chris will end at Ragnarok 01:00 < Krapple_Guy> Chris snorts coke 01:00 <@canine> chris will continue at ragnarok 01:00 <~clydeC> chris is the 1st sign of the apocalypse 01:00 < AnalCactus> chris is the reason that the Old 97's aren't HUGE 01:00 < Geddy_Lee> Chris made us who we are today 01:00 < NonExistent> Chris was the most important person of 2009 not Moot. 01:00 < Gulf> truth 01:00 <~clydeC> chris is all 4 signs of the apocalypse 01:00 <%LadyCameron> Chris blew up both the Challenger and the Columbia 01:00 < AnalCactus> Chris fired Dave Mustaine 01:00 <~clydeC> chris is jiverly wong shooting the people 01:00 < NonExistent> Chris means that December 12, 2012 Will be our end. 01:00 < Geddy_Lee> 21 01:00 < Geddy_Lee> fail 01:00 < Gulf> Chris crated the asteroid belt 01:00 < NonExistent> Fuck me. 01:00 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the source of David Blaine's magicks. 01:01 <~clydeC> chris created sonic 2006 01:01 <%LadyCameron> Chris is Planet X 01:01 <@canine> chris caused the zombie apocalypse 01:01 < NonExistent> Chris is Cthulu 01:01 < Krapple_Guy> Chris is the reason viagra was invented 01:01 < Gulf> Chris is why soup kitchens are crowd 01:01 < NonExistent> Chris is why the barrio fails 01:01 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the only person who had fun playing sonic 2k6 01:01 < AnalCactus> Chris is the cause of global warming 01:01 <~clydeC> chris is why there is no soup for you 01:01 < Geddy_Lee> Chris and Chris crocker when they meet will be "Troll 3: Ragnarok" 01:01 < NonExistent> Chris is why their our starving children in africa 01:01 < NonExistent> *there 01:01 <~clydeC> chris is why mcdonalds is rich 01:01 <@canine> chris is why there are pirates in somalia 01:01 <%LadyCameron> Chris is behind Michael Savage 01:01 <@canine> chris made my motherboard fry 01:01 < NonExistent> Chris is the Liberal Media. 01:01 < Gulf> Chris is Joe the Plumber best friend 01:01 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason behind Censored Japanese Porn. 01:01 < Geddy_Lee> Chris was behind Terri Schiavo 01:01 <%GeckoMantis> chris put the fly in my soup 01:01 < AnalCactus> Chris IS Terri Schiavo 01:02 < Gulf> Chris molest boys in the Vatican 01:02 <~clydeC> chris is the reincarnation of terri schiavo 01:02 <%LadyCameron> Chris took a bath in a Burger King kitchen 01:02 < NonExistent> Chris is delaying Evil Dead 4 from being made. 01:02 < Geddy_Lee> lulz 01:02 -!- spasticnerfbag [~chatzilla@hell.hole] has joined #sonichu 01:02 -!- mode/#sonichu [+ao spasticnerfbag spasticnerfbag] by ChanServ 01:02 <~clydeC> chris killed claus 01:02 <@canine> chris shaves guys crotches so spaz can't enjoy them 01:02 < Gulf> Cameron: LOOLWUT 01:02 < NonExistent> Chris is the cause of all Net Splits 01:02 <&spasticnerfbag> wat 01:02 < AnalCactus> Chris is why Dane Cook is popular 01:02 <%LoveYouLongTime> Lmao 01:02 <%GeckoMantis> chris made me see flying elephants while trying to drink the memorys of the flying elephants video away 01:02 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason current George A. Romero movies suck ass. 01:02 <~clydeC> chris is why carlos mencia still has a shoe 01:02 <@canine> chris is why larry the cable guy is popular 01:02 < Gulf> Chris made baby jesus cry 01:02 <%LadyCameron> spasticnerfbag: we're doing Chris is the reason why x happened 01:02 <~clydeC> chris is also why carlos mencia has a show 01:02 <&spasticnerfbag> What is going on here 01:02 < NonExistent> Chris is why Fred is popular 01:02 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason STELLA was cancelled. 01:02 < Geddy_Lee> Chris believes you have his stapler 01:02 <@canine> chris caused the crusades 01:02 -!- AlecKrause [~AKrause@Rizon-1A9C5177.dhcp.nrwl.ca.charter.com] has joined #sonichu 01:02 < Herr_Perfekt> chris killed the sherriff 01:03 < NonExistent> Chris is why Youtube fails 01:03 <~clydeC> chris is why garcia died in reno 911 01:03 < AnalCactus> Chris makes up 99% of fred's subscribers 01:03 <%GeckoMantis> chris is the one vote that made bush relected 01:03 < NonExistent> Chris is da update 01:03 < Herr_Perfekt> and J.R. 01:03 <@canine> chris is the reason we never have an update 01:03 <~clydeC> chris is ralph nader 01:03 <%LadyCameron> Chris shot JR 01:03 < NonExistent> Chris killed douglas adams 01:03 < Gulf> man that went on way longer than it should've 01:03 < Herr_Perfekt> that's what I said 01:03 < Geddy_Lee> Chris runs the drug cartels 01:03 <%GeckoMantis> chris shot himself in the foot 01:03 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris shot Mr. Burns. 01:03 <&spasticnerfbag> Whhhyyy 01:03 <~clydeC> chris is a drug cartel 01:03 < AlecKrause> Chris assassinated Lincoln 01:03 < Herr_Perfekt> chris started the war on drugs 01:03 <~clydeC> chris is the war on drugs 01:03 < Geddy_Lee> Chris shouted "GARBAGE DAY" 01:03 < NonExistent> Chris is the reason this has been going of for half an hour. 01:03 <&spasticnerfbag> STOP THIS NONSENSE 01:03 < Herr_Perfekt> clyde: oh right 01:04 <@canine> chris is the reason why spaz is angry 01:04 < Herr_Perfekt> chris started this nonsense 01:04 < NonExistent> Chris is the end 01:04 < Herr_Perfekt> tell me that isn't true 01:04 <%LadyCameron> Chris is the nonsens 01:04 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was behind ZALGO 01:04 <~clydeC> chris is the final boss of kirby 01:04 < AnalCactus> Chris made Halo 01:04 < Geddy_Lee> and Zardoz 01:04 <&spasticnerfbag> LORD WHY 01:04 <~clydeC> chris is master chief 01:04 < NonExistent> Chris killed Keyboard Cat 01:04 < NonExistent> Chris is samus 01:04 <~clydeC> chris is a girl 01:04 < NonExistent> Chris is a tranny 01:04 < AlecKrause> Chris is the cancer killing /b/ 01:04 < Geddy_Lee> ClydeC: WIN 01:04 <@canine> chris did waco 01:04 < Herr_Perfekt> chris is racism 01:04 < AnalCactus> Chris is the source of all STD's 01:04 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris is the reason Jawsus is a youtube partner. 01:04 < NonExistent> Chris uses Crisco on his pubes. 01:04 <@canine> chris caused the red scare 01:05 -!- Gulf [~Gulf@Rizon-A98A103C.barrettxplore.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 01:05 -!- NonExistent was kicked from #sonichu by spasticnerfbag [too far] 01:05 -!- NonExistent [~GEE.IT.SU@BORING.AROUND.HERE] has joined #sonichu 01:05 < Geddy_Lee> Chris is Raptor Jeebus 01:05 < NonExistent> Chris killed Captain America's Sidekick Bucky. 01:05 < AnalCactus> Chris introduced the rickroll to Nancy Pelosi 01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> hahahahaha crisco 01:05 <&spasticnerfbag> HELL NO 01:05 < AlecKrause> Chris caused the black death 01:05 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris was Patient Zero from Swine Flu. 01:05 <@canine> and chris is the reason j. edgar hoover cross dressed 01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> how absurd 01:05 -!- mode/#sonichu [+b *!*@BORING.AROUND.HERE] by spasticnerfbag 01:05 -!- NonExistent was kicked from #sonichu by spasticnerfbag [NonExistent] 01:05 -!- Krapple_Guy [~AKrause@Rizon-1A9C5177.dhcp.nrwl.ca.charter.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 241 seconds] 01:05 <%LadyCameron> Chris made Mt. St. Helens go kaboom 01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> chris invented NUTRA*SWEET 01:05 -!- AlecKrause is now known as Krapple_Guy 01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> also, chris invented high fructose corn syrup 01:05 <@canine> chris bombed pearl harbor 01:05 -!- mode/#sonichu [-b *!*@BORING.AROUND.HERE] by spasticnerfbag 01:05 < Decoy_Octillery> Chris narced on Vince Offer. 01:05 < EXKeine> Chris didn't believe in Harvey Dent. 01:05 < Herr_Perfekt> chris sank the lusitania 01:05 -!- NonExistent [~GEE.IT.SU@BORING.AROUND.HERE] has joined #sonichu 01:05 < NonExistent> :3 01:06 < AnalCactus> Chris encouraged Shaq's music career 01:06 -!- Gulfstraddler [~Gulfstrad@Rizon-A98A103C.barrettxplore.com] has joined #sonichu 01:06 <@canine> chris beat up that hooker then blamed it on vince offer 01:06 < Geddy_Lee> Chris kicked NonExistent 01:06 < NonExistent> Chris made Shazaam. 01:06 < Decoy_Octillery> CHRIS CREATED SPACE JAM 01:06 -!- Geddy_Lee was kicked from #sonichu by spasticnerfbag [no] 01:06 <@canine> chris puts piercings in my porn 01:06 <%LadyCameron> Chris squeezed the charmin 01:06 < Herr_Perfekt> chris believed that the mission, in fact, was accomplished 01:06 <@canine> fuck you chris 01:06 <@canine> fuck you 01:06 -!- Gulfstraddler [~Gulfstrad@Rizon-A98A103C.barrettxplore.com] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 01:06 < Herr_Perfekt> chris makes canine angry 01:06 < AnalCactus> Chris invented scat porn 01:06 < NonExistent> chris causes all of our anger. 01:06 < EXKeine> Chris encouraged John Lennon to date Yoko Ono 01:06 -!- Geddy_Lee [cgiirc@Rizon-2AB2348D.try.wideopenwest.com] has joined #sonichu 01:06 <@canine> heyheyhey 01:06 < Geddy_Lee> damn 01:06 <@canine> ok 01:06 < Krapple_Guy> Chris invented sex doll porn 01:06 <@canine> enough of this 01:06 <@canine> chris brough us all together 01:06 * canine hugs #sonichu 01:06 <&spasticnerfbag> Geddy_Lee: Don't even joke like that 01:06 -!- Gulf [~Gulf@Rizon-A98A103C.barrettxplore.com] has joined #sonichu 01:06 * LadyCameron hugs all 01:07 < Gulf> damn you internets 01:07 < AnalCactus> chris is preventing rush from antering the rock and roll hall of fame 01:07 < Geddy_Lee> it's the ONLY way i could put an end to this 01:07 < AnalCactus> yet allowing Madonna in 01:07 <&spasticnerfbag> SOME END, GEDDY 01:07 <%LadyCameron> spasticnerfbag: can u come into mumble? 01:07 <&spasticnerfbag> I guess 01:07 < Herr_Perfekt> Geddy: the hell did you get kicked for? 01:07 < NonExistent> :3 01:07 < NonExistent> That was amazing. 01:07 * AnalCactus returns hugs 01:07 * canine wipes tear 01:07 <@canine> you guys 01:07 * Krapple_Guy hugs 01:07 <@canine> are so awesome 01:07 <%LadyCameron> oui oui 01:07 < AnalCactus> that was beautiful canine 01:07 <&spasticnerfbag> IF THIS CONTINUES IN MUMBLE, I'M CRACKING SKULLS 01:07 <@canine> haha 01:07 <@canine> spaz 01:07 < NonExistent> Someone make a log of this. 01:07 < Krapple_Guy> you to dude 01:07 <@canine> i 01:07 <@canine> 'm on it 01:07 <%LadyCameron> i have a log, too 01:07 < Geddy_Lee> this will be remembered forever 01:07 < Gulf> How long did we do that for 01:08 < Herr_Perfekt> chris's shenanigans infects mumble