April 2019 videos

This page contains Chris's videos from April 2019.

We Need some gas money, Please, Help.
In his first begging video in over 100 days, Chris makes a begging video on Twitter for gas money.

Transcript
Hey everybody, got a little situation here. [Turns camera to face fuel gauge on car, which reads that the tank is about 1/8 full, then camera returns to Chris' face.] Less than an eighth full of gas in our one s-tangible vide-vehicle here, and, in pocket money only [Car horn honks] as well as a little bit of [pauses and adjusts camera] ...petty cash. [Turns camera to show out window] And I'm stopped by the way, I'm in the yard at home. Anyway, I need like 20 dollars for gas, please. Please help me out. Really need it so we can use this van, before our money-so we can use this van some more before our money comes in by next week. It's like next Wednesday or Thursday! Nyeeeeeeeeh! Thank you.

@MintendoMerd
The following morning, CWC fan MintendoMerd replied to the above begging video:

Chris agreed.

MintendoMerd was thrilled:

Transcript
Hello Bintendo Merd! Iiiiit's a happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, HAAApy happy birthday, happy birthday, have an awesome one, YAY!

Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!
Chris wishes a happy birthday to Twitter orbiter MKRNightVee.

Transcript
An' also, a very sweet happy burrday to my friend, MKR! So awesome, she is really awesome, you're awesome Megan, so, haaappy happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, HAAApy happy birthday, happy birthday, have an awesome day! Hata nuvn you[?]. Mmm!

Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥
Chris gleefully points out that a ween's glitter bomb attempt failed.

Transcript
Hey errybody! Christine Chandler coming to you live from home, and we just received a... [high pitched] LOOOOOVEly big ol'... gift bots! [normal voice] Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... ah! But, my psychic powers are deducing, and, very good, because... I actually was able to sense... foresight. A plot... an ingenious plot! A simple plot? Or just, a plot that had been done to me at least... onccce... before? Hmmmm? Eh... I, before any-before, opening, or even cutting the tape dat dis bots is opened with, foresaw... gummies! Gummi candies! Hm! Shape of penises! Nice! That's okay, I'll enjoy dose! But also I sensed, duh litter boooomb. Glitter bomb! Huuuh! Yeah. [Chris shakes his finger and puckers his lips while doing a high pitched voice] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! [Clicks tongue eight times] I opened it all slowly! And... no mess! Look, [Chris moves the camera across his bed] no, mess, at all, on where we opened it right here. [Chris points the camera back at himself] No! The all the mess [Chris holds up a ziploc bag full of glitter] is in dis, inside this [high pitched] one ziploc baaaag dat I put it all into! [normal voice] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, you're not fooling me, [high pitched] you're not fooling me! [normal voice] You're not fooling any of us! [3 second pause] Have a good day.