Jackie E-mails 16

This page covers e-mails exchanged between Chris and Jackie from 23 September to 3 October 2010. The confrontation between Chris and Lars heats up, and Chris uploads a video to combat him. Chris mentions that he used to hate minorities, but has gotten over it. Jackie demands more content. She points out that Chris acts more like a Satanist or a shaman than a Christian. Chris writes a romantic poem for her.

September 23, 2010 - 8:39pm

Hey Chris.

So it's all well and good that you agree with me about the addiction issue, but my point was that the money you spent is still hundreds of dollars that you could have spent on other things, like Otakon. My point was never that you found games on sale, it's that games are the only thing you want to spend money on in the first place. You mentioned your car is having trouble, are you going to have the money to fix it?

Anyway, I had a really shitty day. More shit about Lars as well as some housing problems I've just found out I have to deal with. I don't really feel like talking tonight. But thank you for writing so much for me tonight, you've given me a lot to read. We'll reschedule our next chat soon, sweetie. Talk to you soon.

Jackie@undefined

September 24, 2010 - 9:54pm

Hey sweetie! Just wanted to let you know I had a really good time talking to you tonight!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Jackie@undefined

September 25, 2010 - 3:26pm

Hey sweetie! The phrase Lars said was "The consequences will never be the same". Make sure to put emphasis on it, make yourself sound real imposing when you say it. He'll get the message.

Jackie@undefined

September 27, 2010 - 5:30[m

Hey Chris! Not much time to talk but I'll write a little.

Actually Chris, that's really Lars in that photo. I don't have the article nearly done yet, I haven't had much time to finalize it. It's not due for a few weeks, anyway. Well, I'm looking forward to seeing the next video.

Jackie@undefined

September 28, 2010 - 7:56pm

Chris, where have you been? I haven't heard from you all day. I was hoping to talk to you tonight, but I guess you're too busy or something.

Jackie@undefined

September 29, 2010 - 1:19pm

Hey Chris!

Why did you stay up til 8am? You shouldn't stay up to play video games like that all night, it's not good for your health. You really ought to make the choice to set a regular bedtime for yourself and stick to it. For example, I usually go to bed at midnight every night (or sometimes earlier), even if I'm not particularly tired, because I don't want to screw myself up for the next day. You can't just stay up for as long as possible until you "crash", that's what small children do. Your choices are why your sleep schedule is messed up, it's not because you can't control your own body. And plus, then your random sleeping habits inconvenience others, like myself. You need to make the choice to discipline yourself and stick to a regular schedule. It's what the rest of us have to do.

Anyway, I'll be on about 8:45pm tonight, so I look forward to chatting with you then. We can talk more about your trollbusters plot ideas and other stuff. Like the October videos!! Only a couple days until the first one airs!!! I can't wait to see what the first one will be!! Anyway, talk to you tonight, sweetie!

XO XO XO XO XO

Jackie@undefined

October 1, 2010 - 2:03pm

Hey Chris, I hope you get this soon. Will you be available for another IM tonight? Let me know!

<3 <3 <3

Jackie@undefined

October 1, 2010 - 5:24pm

Hey Chris!

What were you doing all day? Did you stay up playing video games all night again? I told you, it's your responsibility to set a bed time for yourself. Remember, if you get the job at McDonalds, you're going to be working for hours every day, and you won't have a choice in the matter - not like now, where you just get tired because you choose not to go to bed at a reasonable time. And also remember Chris, the terms of our agreement were that you would make one video every day for the month of October. A video like this one is only a couple minutes long, and all you did was stand up and talk into the camera a bit and then upload it, so I don't get why you have to "muster" the strength to do it even though you're tired. It doesn't bode well for our contest if such a trivial effort is so difficult for you. I suggest you stop staying up to play games all night and choose to go to bed like adults do, because it's kind of annoying that you cause your own sleep problems and then seem to want special commendation for doing something that takes no effort in the first place. Remember, our contest is all or nothing. You have to do all the videos if you want me.

* SIGH*

Anyway, thanks for the video. You probably should have just said "hey Mike, I realize the Game Place is your business and you are in charge, and I don't have a right to disrespect you and do things you don't like no matter how much I disagree with you". But instead you went on about how you should have the right to scream at children whenever you feel stressed, which probably won't endear you to Mike very well. But enough about that, let's talk about the next video!!

Here's what I'm thinking for tomorrow: Hamburglar video. I really liked in your resume where you detailed your life long relationship with McDonalds. I want you to do a tribute video to McDonalds. I want you to get some dollar menu burgers, dress up as the hamburglar (maybe go shirtless with stripes across your chest and arms? You could paint, or just put duct tape across your chest… :) sexy!) and dance/recite poetry to your burgers. Then, I want you to sit down and eat them, after thanking McDonalds for your wonderful gift of food. But before you begin eating, can you turn to the camera and say "Heyyyy folks!… FAT MAN HERE" then wink because we both know you're not actually fat. It's satire! But I know what you're thinking, you don't actually want any trolls to get the idea that you applied at McDonalds. You don't want any going to harrass [sic] you there. So don't say anything about that - just talk about how you love McDonalds. Ooh! And write a poem about a burger and read it to the burger! You did soo well with the poem you wrote me, I think you could make something great about a burger.

Guys eating burgers turn me on. :D :D :D :D :D

Jackie@undefined

October 2, 2010 - 9:33pm

Hey Sweetie!

I really enjoyed our chat tonight. I'm glad we can talk like that. I'm not sure if I'll be available tomorrow night or not, but if I'm not then maybe Monday. Anyway, I know sometimes our subjects get a little intense, but thanks for opening up to me on stuff like that. I don't want you to ever think that I'm grilling you or anything like that, whenever we talk about those things I'm just trying to understand you better and bring us closer. It's all about building a stronger relationship! :) :) :)

Anyway, in continuance of our discussion, I have a few more questions:

-What sort of things were you talking to Sonichu about when you were in your meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? -Do you still imagine talking to Sonichu sometimes? what sort of things do you talk to him about? -What are some memorable conversations you've had with Sonichu? -You said that when you were in the office with Mary Lee Walsh, Sonichu "talked through" you. What exactly did you mean by that?

I'm really curious about that. I think if I knew more it would be a great window into my understanding you and us being closer. I await your reply!!

With Love,

Jackie

October 3, 2010 - 11:57am

Hey again! I had one more question that I forgot to put in my last email: Why did you shout "curse ye ha me ha" at Mary Lee Walsh? I saw there's an article about that phrase on the cwcki, but I don't really understand what it means. What is the significance of it? What does it mean?

Hope to talk to you soon!

Jackie@undefined

October 3, 2010 - 2:03pm

Hey Chris!

Thanks for answering my questions. That clears up quite a bit. We can talk more about that stuff in our next chat, too. Thanks for explaining the curse ye ha me ha thing - I had no idea you were a Wiccan! Wow, this is a whole new side of you that I had no idea about. I've known Wiccans before at school and what not, but I never really knew them that well or talked to them about their beliefs. What sort of divinity do you follow, do you believe in a Godess or Earth-Mother figure? I know that's the primary deity in a lot of pagan faiths, isn't it? And what other sorts of magic or sorcery do you practice? The curse ye ha me ha sounds like a sort of black magic, akin to Satanism. I don't know much about Satanism either, but I know that the best definition is that Satanism is basically a religion that emphasizes hedonism, free will, priority towards earthly/carnal pleasures, and abandonment of restrictive rules in general. I never really thought about it before, but when I consider that you are very devoted to eating whatever you want, not working out, playing games all the time and generally not following any of God's rules, it actually makes sense that you are a Satanist. How come you didn't tell me? Were you worried I would take it badly? I don't, I think it's really cool that you're a Satanist! What other kinds of pagan magic do you practice? Is all of it black magic, or do you practice any white magic or naturalistic sorcery as well? This is really cool, Chris! It's a side of your beliefs I had no idea about!

On a darker note... Thank you for trying to console me about Lars and those damn nude photos. Thank you so much for being the bigger man and rising above, and not judging me for those photos being out there. But I still feel so bad about all this. I feel terrible that those photos are floating around out there, for anyone to see. And now you've got random trolls sending them to you and making shit up about me, as well. I hate Lars so much. I hate him with every fiber of my being for doing this to me. Your videos to him so far have been great but clearly Lars needs a heavier hand. We're going to have to think of a way to get him out of our hair once and for all. Are you with me sweetie? :)

Anyway, I am looking forward to the Hamburglar video! Also, I had another idea for one of your next videos. Do you know the Beatles? It'd be really fun to see you sing to one of their songs, like a Day in the Life - that's my favorite Beatles song. Or maybe "With a Little Help from my Friends", that's my second-favorite Beatles song. That'd be awesome! Maybe you could even write some lyrics of your own and sing them to the song! What do you think about the Beatles? Do you like them?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Jackie@undefined