Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley

Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley is the fifth (and first public) of many videos produced by Chris as a result of an e-begging campaign in which he offered to make videos for people who donated $50 to him. However, midway through the short video, Chris lets us know that Karen Riley, a 21-year old female member of Kiwi Farms, didn't donate to Chris at all. Presumably the video was made to get her attention.

Chris also reprises Christmas songs from earlier videos, including Sleigh Ride, Jungle Bells and You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump.

Video
"Hello, Karen! You lookin' fiiine, I saw your picture."

Transcription
[in a sing-song bouncy rhythm] Here is a special Christmas dedication to Karen Riley. [vaguely waves phone] Hello, Karen! You lookin' fiiine, I saw your picture. And I do this video just for you! Didn't owe me a - [ shrugs] dime? Da-da-da-da-da. I dunno, I got Camptown Ladies in my - stuck in my head right now. Oh well, let's do a song. Um... [humming, then singing] come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather... jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the jungle, swinging through the forest vine to vine, watch out for that tree. Woo! Missed the tree. [laughs, then hums and sings again] Ba-dip-a-dup-a-deep-da. You're a mean one, Mr. Trump, you have the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile... I'd take the seasick crocodile over Mr. Trump and the Grinch. [checks phone] But special holiday greetings to you, Karen, hope you have a happy and safe one, make it everything that you want. Thank you very much.