January 2015 Facebook posts

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in January 2015. He also continued to contribute to his activist page, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!. The posts of this month come in the wake of the 26 December 2014 incident, and Chris is eager to portray himself as the victim and slander his prosecutors in a public forum.

Summary

 * 1 January - Chris is tired from moving back into his house.
 * 5 January - Chris reiterates that he will use pepper spray against people who make him upset.
 * 7 January - Chris calls on his fanbase to cut down an annoying tree branch.
 * 8 January - Chris accuses Sega of forcing him to assault a GameStop employee.
 * 9 January - Chris posts a meme and says he feels lousy.
 * 9 January - Chris opposes conversion therapy for both homos and Sonic the Hedgehog.
 * 10 January - Chris again defends his actions on 26 December 2014.
 * 11 January - Chris discusses how he will force others to respect him if he feels threatened.
 * 13 January - Chris responds to a leaked list of his video games, and explains why he (wait for it...) owns two copies of Sonic Boom.
 * 15 January - Chris thinks that a no-contact order goes both ways, accusing GameStop of violating it with their calls.
 * 18 January - Chris attempts to crap the pants of trolls with his nightmare fuel.
 * 23 January - Chris disses the CWCki, posting a mind screw drawing to express his mindstate.
 * 24 January - Chris does a motion image of his still mind screw drawing from the previous day.
 * 26 January - Chris asks people to chip in and buy him some more Legos for his birthday, offering to possibly reconsider his hatred for the trolls if they do.

Charlie and His Horse
A "charley horse" is an American term for painful leg cramps.

It's All Sega's Fault That I Pepper-Sprayed an Employee
Chris continues his new bizarre habit of using non-American spelling for some reason.

Sunil Nevla Does Not Approve of This Image
Chris reveals his hatred for memes stems from ED, putting the cart before the horse.

According to his mobile phone, Chris made this post from Danville, Virginia. Kenneth Englehardt wrote:

Chris responded:

Baby, Chris Was Born This Way
Chris signed a petition to cancel a new TV show, My Husband's Not Gay, and wrote:

Boo to Discrimination
On 9 January, Chris commented on an article posted on the "VA Pride" Facebook page about a bill to allow private businesses to discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation:

Off My Rocker?!
Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by one particular article posted by Wii U Daily:

It is worth noting that the Wii U Daily writer is actually a female. Chris acknowledges this a few times, but it's mostly given as an excuse for him to ramble on about JERKS.

Chris the Marty Stu
Chris discusses how he wishes people would like him and wonders why they would dislike him. He then poetically goes on to say that he will force them to respect him if he feels threatened.

Wait, What Did Chris Buy?!
Chris responds to a list of Nintendo products purportedly belonging to him and leaked the previous day.

A No-Contact Order Apparently Goes Both Ways
Chris posts cases where GameStop allegedly called his phone.

The Amazing World of Chris-Chan
Chris calls out the trolls through a The Amazing World of Gumball clip, a show that airs on the same network as Sonic Boom. Link here.

He Hasn't Forgotten Us!
Chris defames the CWCki for the first time in a while, posting a crazy drawing depicting his head with the top cut off and replaced with a similar scene of him with his head cut off, and so on.

Our Minds Are a Blank, Too
Chris posts a motion version of the crazy drawing, looped over and over again.

Legos, the Blank-Mind-Fixer
Chris posts a link to a Lego Grand Emporium set he wants for his birthday, offering to possibly reconsider his angry feelings expressed three days prior. Link here.

This was followed up by Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt proposing a different gift idea:

Chris wouldn't even explain why he didn't want that, simply adding to his demands:

An apologetic Kenneth defended his idea, explaining:

Also, Road Plates
William Elliott Waterman exasperatedly replied: