Jackie E-mails 4

This page features emails exchanged by Chris and Jackie in late July 2010. The contents are generally uneventful, mostly discussing Chris's taste in movies and music, save for Jackie linking Chris to the totally-secret and ultra-secure IRC channel, and the important plans regarding the destruction of his PS3. Also, Chris claims his debt is completely gone, a statement which may be less than accurate. Of course, despite Jackie's urgent tone and the eminent death of his console, Chris took a more passive route.

The PS3 was later destroyed by his own hand.

Chris is an inconsiderate jackass
July 20, 2010 - 6:00pm

Hey Chris, just wondering if you got my email? I kind of wish you would check in with me shortly after I reply; I know you're probably busy plotting the cwcki's demise but it only takes a couple minutes and I give you the same courtesy.

Jackie@undefined

Pink Flamingos and thyroid conditions
July 20, 2010 - 8:40pm

Hey Chris! No problem, I just like hearing from you. Sounds like you had a busy day. I haven't seen Nick and Nora but I heard good things about it. I've seen the first three saw movies but not the latter three; I'm not really a huge horror fan. My favorite movie of all time is probably "Pink Flamingoes", it's a guilty pleasure of mine, you should really check it out.

So you take stress medication? So have you had like a medical condition or something? Like what kind of stress do you have that you need the medication for? I know someone who has a bad thyroid condition and needs medication every day or she could get a potentially fatal hormone imbalance, they actually didn't discover it until she was like 16, and the doctor at the time said her thyroid was all swollen up and she was lucky she hadn't already died from it. What kind of condition is yours? I really wish you could go to Otakon like you were planning, a nice trip like that would probably be good for you.

I can't wait to find out what happens when "J.J." does his video! Those fuckers have been around too long, but you can topple them if you get inside. It's gotten me all excited, so keep me appraised as stuff happens ;)

Jackie@undefined

The trolls plan to get rid of the PS3!
July 21, 2010 - 7:19pm

Hey Chris!

I'm glad you're downloaded Crash Test Dummies! Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm is my favorite of their songs, I feel like it just has such a powerful message. I know you mentioned Celtic Woman before, I still haven't checked them out yet. I'll check out those other bands, too.

I'll plan on that Starbucks, the one right across from the Fashion Square Mall, I google-mapped it just to make sure I know the right location. I'm still not sure on the exact day I'll be back but I'll keep you posted.

I'm curious if you've got a good plan for that video? I was reading the JenkinsJinkies page again and I noticed they said they have some plan to get rid of your playstation? That canine guy said it's all apparently legal too, I have no idea what they're talking about but I think it's not worth risking, I just don't want anything bad to happen to you. You should put together a video soon. But what will you do? Are you going to make a new youtube or something? Or did canine tell you to send it to him directly? Maybe like a full costume would help more than just a face mask, if you have something to put together. Just a thought.

TTYL,

Jackie@undefined

Jackie sneaks into IRC, provides logs
July 22, 2010 - 7:00pm

Chris, don't have a lot of time to talk, driving around Toronto tonight. But I had the idea of sneaking into one of their IRC chatrooms to find out more info about what they're doing, because I didn't believe this playstation 3 thing, but I found out some stuff. I was only in the chatroom for a few minutes pretending to be a troll (my name is "nyycklaj") but I talked to that canine guy, this is the chatlog (the password for the log is "troll"):

http://pastebin.ca/VxvlnDjb

I had to leave because I'm so busy so I don't know if anything else was said but I think I saw quite enough. I know you said you don't want to talk about this, I can't bear to see how they treat you either but you do need to do something. Chris, they've got some foolproof plan. They may be assholes but unfortunately, they plan ahead. I think you'd better deal with this NOW. Get in that inner circle and shut them down.

I feel really bad about them doing this to you, Chris. I want you to just blow up their website and end this once and for all. Because frankly, if we're going to try to start a potential relationship I want your life to be free of this baggage when we do, or else we won't have a chance. I want this to all be behind you when I see you.

Jackie@undefined

In which Jackie demands too much of Chris
July 24, 2010 - 12:17pm

Well, I want to see what you do. Like I said Chris, I want this troll stuff to be done with soon. Remember, it was your lies that ruined our chances before, and you lied about things because you were so paranoid that the trolls were still slandering you. I don't want that to get in the way again. So I want you to deal with this. Please? I don't mean to sound harsh but I think it's fair of me to ask this of you.

Jackie@undefined

Jackie suggests getting the access codes and hacking into the mainframe
July 24, 2010 - 6:10pm

Hey Chris. I didn't mean to sound harsh or anything in my last email, thanks for understanding.

I understand that you're not sure what to do. But try not to worry too much about it. I think the only thing you need to worry about right now is getting your foot in the door. Once you're in good with the trolls, you can take your time figuring out how to put them down. It's not like they'll be going anywhere, and besides, the more time you just lurk quietly among them, the more they'll trust you - they might show even more weaknesses to you, or they might reveal something that gives you a perfect idea of what to do on the spot. I think that canine guy said you might get access codes to the website's control, right? So that's one option.

My point is, I think you should just get inside right now. Once you're in, we can think of the next step - I'll help you. Just talk to me about what you find going on in there and we can brainstorm together. Sound like a plan, sweetie?

XOXO

Jackie@undefined