Jackie E-mails 30

These e-mails were exchanged between Chris and Jackie between 4 July and 19 July 2011. Chris feels unappreciated by Jackie for the enormous effort he put into trying to meet her for the Fourth of July, and temporarily breaks off communication. This makes Jackie cry into her pillow for several days. Chris apologizes, and they talk on the phone. Whatever is said, it patches up the relationship to such an extent that Chris is persuaded to make several bizarre and disgusting videos for his sweetheart. Chris also gets a chance to speak with Jackie's drunk step-father, who reminds him of Hank Hill. Chris refers to himself as a "Small-Breasted TomGirl," indicating that he's already proud of his female sex characteristics, three years before declaring himself to be transgender.

July 4, 2011 4:24pm

One more thing: You say I "have a place a place for myself here available to return to" in your house. In all honesty, I'm afraid to set foot inside your house. The place is a disgusting pigstye because you refuse to clean any of it. Don't use your parents as an excuse for the millionth time, because you refuse to clean your own room or bathroom, too, no matter how many times I asked you to. So excuse me for not wanting to wade into that den of refuse. Excuse me for wanting to see you some place that wasn't so filthy and gross. Jackie@undefined

July 5, 2011 2:59pm

Chris, I'm really hurting inside because I really wanted to see you. I didn't mean to take my anger out on you but sometimes it's so easy to let your dark side take over and hurt the ones you care about, you know? And now I feel the tears coming on again. I don't want to give up on us. Please don't give up on us. I need you to be my hero, not my romeo, right now. Can I call you so we can talk? Like, tonight around 10?

Jackie :'(@undefined July 6, 2011 9:14pm

Chris, are you ignoring me? I've been calling the past two nights from 10 to 10:12. I want to work this out with you. :'( Why won't you pick up? Have you given up on us already? Have you given up on me?... I feel so alone right now... so confused... maybe you're even ignoring my emails, too...

Jackie@undefined

July 9, 2011 9:22pm

Hello Chris,

I feel as if I can finally breathe again. Since your last e-mail, I have deeply crashed into my canopy bed Rainbow Brite comforter where I have not moved in days. It was once white but now is stained with lots and lots of sticky mascara. I could not help this. :'( It is a miracle I was able to will myself to the bathroom to insert a tampon otherwise it would have became RED like Marilyn Monroe's before she crashed FOREVER! And I don't want to crash FOREVER so thank STARLIGHT you've finally replied.

However, I cannot call at 8 as I need to buy more Demon in the Dark soap at the mall! I will try calling at 10 instead because I also need to shave after so many days AWOL from the sun because of my crash. If I am a few minutes late, please still pick up. My mommy has our number privatized because my special cousin Dani couldn't stop pranking our local Food Lion.

Looking forward to working things out. :') :') xoxo Sparkles, Jackie.@undefined

July 11, 2011 7:47pm

Hello Chris!! Here is the instructions for tomorrow's super romantic fantastic video staring ME AND YOU! xoxo

- I want you to get me, as your "sexy" blow up doll, all dressed up so I'm your twin! Give me gorgeous Little Mermaid red hair because I'm your ariel and you're my prince(ss)! Draw on my plastic skin with markers to make sure my make up is perfect. I want blue eyeshadow (since I knoooow Blue is your favorite and I'm your favorite!) and bright red cheeks! I want you to have loud, proud, gorgeous make up too! You can put it on in the bathroom at McDonalds if you want to avoid Mommy getting mad. I understand! Maybe you can get our make up on together on video in the bathroom! That would be so much fun! We'd be like, primping together for our date!

- Start the video in your room. Tell me about how you are here to whisk me away for Romance!! Pause it.

- Start recording again once you get to the Mcdonalds!! Hold the camera up after you park the car and tell me "guess where we are!! are you ready to have some fun??" because I so want to have fun with YOU, Chris!

- Bring me into the bathroom and film us!! We're super hot lesbians, like you said yesterday during the call! Let's be super hot lesbians together in the men's room! Scissor me baby! I want you to be my porn star!!! Heehee! I wanna see how you'd totally do it-- AS A LESBIAN. But keep your panties on baby because that's hot. A little ass and no skirt is fine tho!

- Upload by 8 pm and I will call you at 10 pm (give or take a few minutes).

KISSES!!! Thank you for being my magic tomgirl! Love ya, my AppleChris!

xoxo, Jackie Pie.@undefined

July 13, 2011 10:08am

Here's a break down for you my pony-baby:

Re-do the last video where we do the nasty in the bathroom. I want you acting like a pornstar and flashing your panties at the camera. Draw a cutie mark on your cute widdle bottom and show it off! Make it be your Sonichu medallion- because that IS you to me and I accept you and it. Then, while you scissor me HARDCORE yell: "Who's your bronie? Yeah, who's your bronie! Yeah, TAKE it Jackie Pie! Take it from your nasty Apple-Chris!" Do this for two minutes. Sing to me while you do it. Tell me wonderful things. Be my lesbian Bing Crosby. At the very end, I want you to burp and say "DELICIOUS"

*note: Bronie is pronounced BRO-KNEE.

Always your's xoxo, Jackie Pie@undefined

July 13, 2011 6:47pm

Hey Chris!

Y'know, I've always dreamed of being picked up by a sexy sassy sweet tomgirl at walmart! The most romantic thing a girl could want is to be be swept off her feet in a place with flowers, lingerie, urethral sounding implements, anal douches, propane, and propane accessories all within reach. Can you make a video like this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tufujnbzU) where you shake your ass and show me how all the tomgirls be at walmart? I want you to hump the air, gyrate those hips, open and close your thighs, stick your head through your legs, wiggle your ass at the camera, and twirl around in a circle (throw some glitter in the air!). Go absolutely FUNKY and CRAZY! I'm squirming and my pussy's gushing like a fire hydrant just thinking about it! You do want to make me happy, right? This would surely get me so hot :D! and waiting for you if you play out this fantasy of mine. :)

Always your's xoxo,

Jackie Pie@undefined

July 14, 2011 7:23pm

iya Apple Chris!

Thanks for the deee-lish pictures! I cannot wait to see tomorrow's video. I'll be calling you at 10 PM after you send them, too :D Good luck tomorrow! And remember to REALLY rock that booty! And after you get done gyrating around the aisles, don't forget to finish up in the dressing room with a sexy tease ghetto booty shake show like you said you would on the phone! So, quick one the in aisle for about a minute, then two in the dressing room. Sing a bit if you can! But I wanna see some ass cheek, BARE NAKED ASS CHEEK, in that video so wear a thong and flip the skirt up so I can see. Draw a cutie mark in marker ON your booty skin so I can see, okay?? Either your tomgirl design or Jackie's Pie. K? :D

Always your's xoxo miss you! Jackie Pie.@undefined

July 16, 2011 1:36pm

Hey Apple-Chris!

Thanks for putting up with Daddy last night. I had gone out with my new co-workers for a drink after work and when I got home I saw that Mommy dearest had let him get into the liqueur cabinet again. Daddy's kinda bitter about Mike Judge since they knew one another years ago and when you mentioned he was like Hank he flew off the handle. When he's sober he's TOTALLLY not like that but when he's got a lick o' drink the bitter-stuff just bubbles right on over and blows up!!

Anypoo, the Walmart video was supah kawaii! You're so good at booty droppin'. Next time we'll do the video at home, ok?? Teehee!!!

For Tuesday's video I would really, really like for you to do the cake farts video!! I want you to get a hot little thong on and wear it. Then I want you to write, on your bare bottom cheeks, "Awesome Sauce!!" cos that's one of my favorite phrases when it comes to hot stuff, heehee. Write AWESOME on one cheek and SAUCE on the other NICE AND BIG so I can see it without squinting. Then I want you to buy a CHOCOLATE sheet cake and use that for the video!! I want you to start the video with it facing you. Ask the view "You know what I like the most?" then lick your lips and wink. Then say "Cake farts!". Then put the camera into position and start walking over to the cake all sexy like, like you were seducing it! Say "Let's get this DONE! oh yeah, mmmmm..." Then settle down on top of it and go for a wild ride but super close enough so the camera can get a PERFECT view!! Fart like crazy!!! If you run out of gas, make noises and bounce that ass up and down!

When you're done getting that ass all cake-y, pick up the camera and focus it on your face... and eat some of that cake all sexy like for me! Roll your tongue and wink and make kissy faces while your face is SMEARED AND MESSY with it! Be a cute little cake monster for me!! Meow!!!

This way you can use your handy dandy ps-eye!! =D Sound hot?? I think so!!! I can't wait to hear your sexy sassy cute voice tell me these naughty things!!!

Looking forward to speaking to you after, too! 10 pm, Tuesday, Same time same lovey place!!!

Always your's xoxo, Jackie Pie@undefined

July 17, 2011 7:58pm

Oh, Chris... I don't know... You told me you had something going on in your pocket for me and that you were horny, and now you are not? I am saving myself for you so I am perpetually horny. Have you been relieving yourself? I have not been. I have been keeping myself pure and a new-virgin just for you, my one and only. So please don't act like I am a machine. I am crying again now and I seriously cannot stop. I didn't mean this but I can't help it! I feel so let down and depressed. I really wanted to see cakefarts on Tuesday and now I will not. You told me about the surprise angle but you also told me on the call you were flexible with things since I was out making money for both of us and our future.

You wanted to see me for a week instead of a weekend and I said okay provided you really, really honored me with what I requested of you in return. I guess you're not going to now... I guess you don't want to see me for a week, either... I don't feel very loved now. I fell for your beautiful tomgirl ways and those eyes, those gorgeous eyes!!... I feel horrible and ugly and alone...That super cute and handsome voice of your's haunts my dreams and now... I feel kinda sick now, too. I got in major trouble that night for telling Daddy off because I hated to see him hurt you. He knows I'm dating a man now. As does Mommy... I came out to them and risked my neck because I thought you were worth that risk and effort... I got my chopsticks and perfume set taken away because of it... because all I wanted was you in my life...

Jackie@undefined

July 19, 2011 6:12pm

Hi Chris,

Bad news. Mommy decided to take away my laptop and internet and ground me for lying to her and my Dad about you. They also discovered the latest pair of chopsticks I bought on credit and are livid. :( I'm at a friends right now. I don't know when I'll be able to email or call you again because of this but hopefully it won't be for AGES and ages!

Always your's xoxo, Jackie Pie@undefined