Adult Swim posts

On 3 February 2005, Chris registered an account on the Adult Swim message boards and began making a series of posts. In the spring of 2009, a member of his fanbase discovered this account. Below are all of Chris's posts, edited only for wiki formatting and links for clarification.

His response to Robot Chicken is particularly interesting. Not only does Chris describe his Sonichu comics as a parody when they are nothing of the sort, he also has no idea how to react to a genuine parody, even of the simplest and most obvious kind.

Not long after its discovery, the account was hacked. The perpetrator posted a few messages and a new signature using Chris's identity, and abandoned the account on 13 April 2009. All the 2009 posts below are, unfortunately, not the TRUE and HONEST words of Chris.

Chris colors his DVD cover (February 2005)
Chris introduces himself, assuming everyone will know who he is and that Adult Swim will be interested in his shitty coloring.

Chris complains about Robot Chicken (February 2005)
Chris complains about logical fallacies in Robot Chicken, an insipid fast-paced parody show that clearly has nothing to do with the original media it parodies.

Note: The Robot Chicken segment Chris was referring to was most likely this.

Chris on his Harvey Birdman contest entry (April 2005)
Chris vents his ire about his terrible Harvey Birdman entry not having won.

Chris on Crayon Shin-chan and The Super Milk Chan Show (August 2006)
Chris complains about the extremely tame and cartoonish male nudity in Shin-Chan, then demands sexy underage girls in the next sentence. He also sees fit to make a timetable recommendation and signs off elaborately.

Chris on Custom My Little Ponies (29 August 2006)
Chris's autism and obsession with MLP collide with a demand to know what the "Un-Cutie Marks" were in a shitty claymation sketch that spanned a few seconds.

Note: When Chris said "Seth Green makes custom ponies" he most likely was referring to this Robot Chicken segment.

Chris on his Meatwad Guitar (5 May 2008)
Having said he doesn't like ATHF prior, Chris brags about something he personally crafted based on a character from the show.

Troll Posts
These posts were made by trolls impersonating Chris. Reasonably convincing except for the British spelling.

Spamming the "Holding Out for a Hero" music video (11 April 2009)
In response to claims that this may not be the real Christian Weston Chandler, the troll replied in this thread: