User:Banzai881

Banzai881 of the TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fandase...um, fanbase...

Sonichu 10 made me hate Chris... Before it, I've never hated Chris, and nothing he's ever done has really rubbed me the wrong way. I didn't care about his racism, raging homophobia, gargantuan ego, or delusions of honesty while lying out his ass. To me those were all acceptable traits for someone who had a parent as horrible as Snorlax there to fuck him up.

But when he blew up Tripod in Sonichu 10, Tripod that offered free webhosting for his god-motherfucking-awful site, because they lacked security features(which is untrue, as the only reason his shit gets hacked is that he is a gullible idiot) that was the last straw. Chris now believes that besides people that were mean to him, people that are better adjusted than him, or people that are actually talented, it is also okay to hurt those that try to help him but fail. This is equivalent to him punching someone for giving him a slice of cake that he doesn't like. Way to go Chris.

Of course, the funny thing here is that Chris still expects the reader to root for him after all of those events in the comic. He really wins the crown of the greatest lolcow the internet has ever seen.