Red Forest

"Really, convincing Chris all this is happening [in real life] isn't as hard as you might expect. In fact, all it takes is one of the free photo editing sites and Audacity to make Cwcville come to life."

- Joshua Wise.

Red Forest is one of several audio files that Joshua Wise, the original Idea Guy, mixed together during fall 2017 in order to craft role-playing campaigns designed to infiltrate Chris's beliefs. It is the sole audio file leaked; the remaining are lost media.

Background
"But what really won Chris over was this first-time audio I did to make him think the Neptunia characters were in our world, and this was a battle between them and the mystery Russian Billionaire's forces."

- Wise.

To convince Chris of his claims of being able to travel to CWCville's dimension, Wise created audio files splicing together lines from various media sources such as the Hyperdimension Neptunia and Payday video game series. In one unreleased audio file, Wise even took audio of Chris, originating from a past interview, and edited it to make it seem like alt-dimension Chris was speaking to people fighting to save CWCville. Chris, desperate for his fantasy world to be validated, fell for Wise's ruse.

Red Forest audio clip
"What got me was the amount of editing mistakes I made, that he never caught onto(IE the guitar at the beginning abruptly cutting off)."

- Wise.

Wise described the storyline that the Red Forest audio file belongs to:

The "events" portrayed in the Red Forest clip are briefly mentioned in Page 5 of Sonichu #13.

Transcript
[00:00]

[''Guitar intro music with forest ambient noise. A sound of someone walking through a forest, Joshua Wise, Nepgear, IF, and Neptune are camping late at night.'']

[00:35]

Neptune : Huh? I thought you fell asleep. [Laughs] I wanted to see you. Well... here... uuAHHH. Don't get the wrong idea! I just had some extra chocolate. Thank you!

[sound effect of walking through the forest continues]

[00:56]

[Foot steps suddenly stop]

Neptune : Huh?

Akan : [Russian]

Neptune : Who said that?

Akan : [Russian]

[Footsteps continue]

Neptune : I'm pretty sure that I don't need to give my name at this time but I'm Neptune.

Akan : [Russian]

[Forest ambient noise]

[01:12]

IF : I'm IF. A gust of beautiful wind that blows though-

[sudden burst of fire from Akan's mercanaries are heard]

Neptune : [Screaming]

Akan : [Russian]

[Another single gunshot effect]

Akan : [Screaming more russian]

[Nepgear gets shot, IF and Neptune get away]

[01:26]

Joshua Wise : [Sighs] Fuck. [Sighs]

Nepgear : Ouuuch!Ow ow ow-

Joshua Wise : You're fine!

[Silence ensues with ambience forest noise and foot steps]

[01:52]

Nepgear : I...

[Someone banging a door]

Nepgear : I'm sorry...

[Door banging continues with guns shooting]

[People speaking Russian]

[Continuous footsteps]

[02:14]

[Cloaker flash bang effect]

<font color="#bc26cd">Nepgear : [Screaming]

[More Russian]

[Sound of Cloaker punching Joshua Wise]

<font color="#bc26cd">Nepgear : S-Stop!

[Cloaker punches Joshua Wise and drops him to the ground]

[Someone speaks Russian]

<font color="#bc26cd">Nepgear : No! S-Stop!

[Thunder storm effect]

[02:46]

[Explosion going off, Sailor Jupiter saves them from the cloaker]

[Man yells in Russian]

[A man starts coughing]

[03:50]

[Music starts playing]

[04:47]

<font color="#808000">Medic Dozer : THEY GIVIN' YOU A WHOOPIN', YOU GONNA TAKE IT?

<font color="#808000">Medic Dozer : The doctor says, "GET THE FUCK UP! Good news: free healthcare! Bad news: I'm your doctor!"

<font color="#bc26cd">Nepgear : Wait! Aaah!

<font color="#808000">Medic Dozer : All ya need is a foot up your ass!

<font color="#bc26cd">Nepgear : Thank you! You saved my life!

<font color="#808000">Medic Dozer : GET UP, MOTHERFUCKER!