IRC (27 December 2008)

A chat involving Chris and PandaHalo in #sonichu from 27 December 2008.

Summary
This chat is almost entirely between Panda and Chris - the other trolls only show up at the very beginning and very end. Panda, as usual, takes advantage of Chris's naïveté and raging hormones to extract all kinds of bizarre sexual confessions.

From this chat we learn that Chris would be willing to have intercourse with a dog. (He specifies a female dog, however, and mentions that he would be especially turned on by a border collie.) He'd also be okay with Panda penetrating him in the ass with a strap-on or unleashing foul-smelling farts during sex. On the other hand, he's not interested in the prospect of a three-way with Panda and Robert Simmons V, and while he would have sex with a man to save Panda's life, he wouldn't like it.

"23:45 <@ChrisChanSonichu> for your life, I would. the idea makes my eyelid twich, though. 23:46 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and that happens only from a big amount of bad stress; the eyelid twich."

Aside from talking about his contemporary fetishes and tastes, and the chocolate condom he bought specially for his first time with Panda, Chris spills various details of his own and his family's sexual history. He talks about learning to mass debate from watching porn, and in fact learning just about everything he knows about sex from porn. He also shares some information about his parents' sex life (or lack thereof), showing a knowledge of that particular subject that isn't quite unhealthy, but certainly seems pretty weird.

Talking about a recent visit from Anna McLerran, Chris claims that she's a lesbian, despite also being a member of the Mormon church (a faith that hates homos almost as much as Chris does). Anna's numerous blogs have revealed that she invented this lie to deflect Chris's romantic intentions.

A couple of times during the chat, Panda tries to make Chris jealous by hinting that she's attracted to Robert. Eventually she gets him on the hook, and we are treated to several lines of Chris whining about how much they shared together (i.e. a lot of chatting on the internet) and abjectly begging Panda not to leave him.

"00:26 <@ChrisChanSonichu> just remind me as often as possible that you still Honestly, Truly Love me."

- BAWWWWWWWW

Transcript
22:44 < batmaneunuch> ;) canine 22:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h XanatosVanBadas] by vivitheg 22:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h Rosey] by vivitheg 22:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h Polly] by vivitheg 22:44 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu 22:44 -!- Guest is now known as Guest1 22:44 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h GeckoMantis] by vivitheg 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h EXKeine] by vivitheg 22:45 <@BlueSpike > CHRIS 22:45 <@BlueSpike > Hi! 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h CVDierten] by vivitheg  22:45 < batmaneunuch> Hello 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h BILLY_MAYS_XMASLOL] by vivitheg 22:45 -!- Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o Spankety] by vivitheg 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o DavidTL] by vivitheg 22:45 < Polly > Hello Chris. :) 22:45 < XanatosVanBadas> Hey, Chris! 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o Mofo_P] by vivitheg 22:45 < ChrisChanSonichu > Hey. 22:45 < XanatosVanBadas> :) 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o Polly] by vivitheg 22:45 < batmaneunuch> Hello there. 22:45 <@PandaHalo > Hello Chris 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-v DavidTL] by vivitheg 22:45 < ChrisChanSonichu > Hey, Panda. 22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [-v Rosey] by vivitheg 22:45 < ChrisChanSonichu > :) 22:45 <@BlueSpike > +o ChrisChanSonichu 22:45 <@BlueSpike > Erm..I don't know how to op. ;-; <font color="#BDBDBD">22:45 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o ChrisChanSonichu] by vivitheg 22:45 <@<font color="#D44942">BlueSpike > Thanks. 22:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ChrisChanSonichu: I have not been able to get on my skype computer for a while. That is why I emailed you before. <font color="#BDBDBD">22:46 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by vivitheg  22:46 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I see. how are you? 22:46 < canine> testing 22:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > much better 22:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > fully recovered 22:46 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm glad. 22:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > and i had a great christmas 22:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > how are you? 22:47 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm well, and my family and I had a nice christmas; nothing extravagant. 22:47 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ahh 22:47 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > do you still feel the same way about me as you did a month ago? 22:47 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I do. 22:47 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > :) 22:48 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ah <font color="#BDBDBD">22:48 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 21 nicks [5 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 16 normal] 22:48 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > when will the next comic be out? 22:48 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > is everyone else on the IRC able to read our chat details here, or did someone fix it so we can talk in private? 22:48 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > this is private i think 22:48 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > okay. 22:49 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > I remember checking my skype briefly once when i had the chance and one of your offline messages said you were colouring in 22:49 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I still have pages to color, but I've been busy with other things around the house. 22:49 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > aside from the coloring. 22:50 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ahhh like what? 22:50 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > but I will definitely have it up on January 3 or 4. 22:50 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > that is good :) 22:50 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i'm not sure if you heard but Robert Simmons the Fifth came to Australia for a holiday and we met up :) 22:51 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > a few chores; taking out garbage, a bit of cleaning up, setting up our christmas tree, and lot of other things. 22:51 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ohhh pretty 22:51 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > really, Bob? 22:51 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > do you have a photo of your xmas tree? 22:51 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > yeah 22:51 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > bob 22:51 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > he's a reallllllly nice guy <3 22:51 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > did he show you his ID? 22:51 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > yeah 22:51 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > well his passport 22:51 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > okay. :) 22:52 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > which is id 22:52 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > how did he know where to find you? 22:52 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > we spoke on the phone a few times 22:53 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > how is your mother and father? 22:53 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > did you draw them anything for xmas? 22:53 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > they're well. 22:53 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > did you call him or vice-versa? 22:53 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > we called each other 22:53 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I see; who made the first call? 22:54 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i did :) 22:54 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > okay. 22:54 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > do you mind? 22:54 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > that's cool. 22:54 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > what did y'all do? 22:55 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > *together? 22:55 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > went shopping for a bit, and went to the beach, stuff like that 22:55 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > I got a new bikini so I was able to try it out. It's a pink ripcurl brand one 22:55 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > sexy. :D 22:56 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'd like to see a pic, if you can send me one. 22:57 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > so, y'all just had a nice time; no sex, right? 22:58 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > would that have been bad? 22:58 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm cool either way. <font color="#BDBDBD">22:58 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 21 nicks [5 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 16 normal] 22:59 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm only curious. 22:59 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ahhh nah we havent not yet :) 23:00 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > that's good. I feel better. 23:00 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > :) 23:00 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > that's good 23:00 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > have you done anything naughty lately? 23:00 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > no. 23:00 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > would you ever have a threesome with bob involved? 23:00 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > no 23:01 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ahh 23:01 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > okay 23:01 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > just curious! 23:01 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I understand. <font color="#BDBDBD">23:01 -!- CWCFan01 [cgiirc@Rizon-A8381051.bltmmd.east.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu 23:01 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > you dont seem talkative D: 23:01 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm cool. 23:02 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I just don't have a lot on my mind right now, other than the happy feeling from being able to talk to you again. :D 23:02 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > did you miss me? 23:02 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I did. 23:02 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I think about you every day. 23:02 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > that is sweet 23:02 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > seriously. 23:02 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > do you still mass debate? 23:02 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > sometimes. 23:03 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > oh please tell me about it 23:03 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > nothing special; just a reliver to get some stress off. 23:03 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > once in a while. 23:03 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ahhhh yes 23:04 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > how about u? 23:04 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > mass debate? finally gone into the sex store? and what's the current situation of your PO Box? 23:05 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i havent had the chance to get a new one.. but i still be going into the post office and seeing if i can get another one until i leave for the states 23:05 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > I did! i saw lots of interesting things there 23:06 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > neat. 23:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > I saw a thing called a strap on and the lady was telling me about how sometimes couples buy one, and the girl wears it and uses it on the guy and it's perfectly okay because it's not gay, but the guy likes it 23:06 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm willing to go for that when we're together. 23:07 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > as for the PO Box, please keep me up to date, so I can give my dad the OK to mail you the books he has for you about Virgina. 23:07 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Your dad is very kind 23:08 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yes, he can be kind. 23:08 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > for Christmas, he did something really thoughtful for my mother. 23:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > what? 23:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > have sex with her? 23:09 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > he gave her an arranged box of ornaments, with tags attached to them; each one representing her blessings; three angels, me, dad and my half-bro, Cole. Ones for Ruckersville, Red Oak, our cats, and one for her. 23:09 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > they have not had sex in at least two decades. 23:10 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > oh that is sweet 23:10 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > how do you know? 23:11 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > well, they're old, more consious of germs, stresses of life, and they told me so. 23:11 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and for the past few years, they've slept in seperate [sic] rooms of the house. 23:11 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > IMHO, kind of sad. 23:12 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > because they're not as close as they should, used to or can be. 23:12 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yet they still love and care for each other. <font color="#BDBDBD">23:12 -!- CWCFan01 [cgiirc@Rizon-A8381051.bltmmd.east.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client] 23:12 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > that does sound sad :( 23:12 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yeah. 23:12 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > what do they do instead? 23:13 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > go to strip clubs or prostitutes or something? or just mass debate? 23:13 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I had a nice day Tuesday, when my gal-pal, Anna, came back to Virgina to be with her family here; she called me and we met at the mall, walked and shopped together; we had a good time enjoying each other's company. 23:14 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > mass debate and porn on vhs or dvd 23:14 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ahhhh thats fair enough 23:14 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I do not know of any strip clubs around here. <font color="#BDBDBD">23:14 -!- Decoy_Octillery [~sonichu@Rizon-922579A6.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu 23:14 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > do you ever see your dad watching pron? 23:15 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > by the way 23:15 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > he has not for decades, if he's watched any at all. 23:15 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > one thing i've always been curious about.. where did you learn to mass debate? <font color="#BDBDBD">23:16 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 22 nicks [5 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 17 normal] 23:16 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games 2", and I just figured it out for myself. 23:16 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > at about 16 years old. 23:17 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and I did take a sex-ed class in High School. 23:17 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ahhh 23:17 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > chris have you heard of world of warcraft? 23:18 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yet they only taught things like the STDs, semen, eggs, that sort of thing; no mass debate or sexual positions; again I had to learn that for myself from the porn. 23:18 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > hey chris, you should really make a new video of the things you've been up to 23:18 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Ohhhhh 23:18 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > great thing that porn is very educational 23:18 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > it's how i learnt about dog sex 23:19 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I've heard of Warcraft; I don't care much for it, with the exception for the Free Track "I Am Murloc" that was downloadable for play on Guitar Hero III. 23:19 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and the South Park episode. 23:19 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > you should play world of warcraft with me 23:19 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > please make a new video soon? 23:20 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > speaking of animal sex, I've thought about it some more, and if you help me with that and watch, I may do it with a female dog for you. 23:20 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'll think about a new video; I've been busy you know. 23:20 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > also, I've created a new Sonichu club on Playstation Home. 23:20 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ohhh that would be very interesting :) 23:20 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > simply called the Sonichu Home Club. 23:21 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I have a few members already, but I can only have a certain number. 23:21 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Ohhhhhhhh 23:21 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > still, with your account on my PS3, I can switch between them and make a seat for you there. 23:21 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > cool 23:21 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > *in the Home Club. 23:22 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > BTW, have you been able to access the Playstation Store from Wi-Fi on your PSP or your PC? 23:22 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > my wifi isnt working unfortunately. my modem is hooked up to the computers by cables 23:24 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > well, I recommend trying to get to it from your PC; go to http://store.playstation.com, select Australia, download the PSP Media Manager Program, and you can access the store from there and download the games, demos and videos to your PSP through the USB cable. 23:24 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > what kind of dog would you have sex with? a fluffy one? 23:24 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I don't think so; I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. 23:24 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > you know, like Lassie. 23:25 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Ohhh Lassie is a pretty dog 23:26 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > IDK why, but something about the color scheme and face of a collie just strikes me in that sense. 23:26 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > anyway, when you can, you should try to access the Store through your PC and get in on the good stuff you can download from your account there. 23:27 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > okay that is a good suggestion 23:27 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and also, after you access it, you may want to update the address in your account. 23:27 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > good idea 23:27 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > because when I created it for you, I think I used your previous PO Box. 23:28 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > but you can check for yourself if I did or not. 23:28 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > at least it won't be shared so easily. 23:29 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I left that check box unchecked for them to share it with their associating companies, or to send you any advertisements and offers for Playstation products. 23:29 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > *both check boxes 23:30 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > did I tell you about the chocolate condom I found at my sex store recently? <font color="#BDBDBD">23:30 -!- Crasscrab [~crasscrab@Rizon-BA057588.c3-0.smt-ubr2.atw-smt.pa.cable.rcn.com] has joined #sonichu 23:30 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I got it for only a dollar, because they sell them individually or in a set of three for a higher price. 23:30 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and I found only one in the individual bunch. 23:31 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ohhhhh cool 23:31 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > at least when I want to order some more, I can look up their website and order some; it's Trustex brand. 23:31 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Ohhh 23:31 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > it has trust in the name 23:31 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > that means you can trust them 23:32 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > If Anna wanted sex, would you sleep with her? 23:32 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I hope so, if it doesn't work, I also can locally get Trojan brand. 23:32 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > if she did, yes, but she's labled herself as a lesbian, so I doubt it. 23:32 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > aw 23:33 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > also, she's a Morman. 23:33 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Ohhhh 23:34 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Mormans can have multiple wives did you know that? 23:34 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > they also have magic underpants (you think im joking but I'm serious) 23:34 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I've heard of that from an episode of Family Guy, but he got turned off when he heard he couldn't drink beer. 23:34 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > magic underpants? is there a picture of these garments? 23:35 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I've just found the place where I can order a 12 pack of the trustex chocolate condoms for 7.99 US. you can see for yourself at http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/pid/2366 23:35 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/Garment.jpg <- they you go 23:38 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > wow! 23:38 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > interesting. 23:39 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > anyway, that condom is the same one that I found for a dollar; I'm saving the one I have for our first time. 23:39 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > it's good till Jan, 2013 23:40 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > have you heard of dental dams? 23:40 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > no 23:41 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > please inform me. 23:41 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > BTW, a member on the IRC has a PSN account, LeonSpike, so that's how I knew to come to the IRC right away. 23:41 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > to talk to you in particular. 23:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ohhhh that was cool, i was talking to them just beforeyou came i n 23:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > its good beacuse i havent been able to get in touch over skype 23:43 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > that's cool. 23:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i have a question 23:43 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yes. 23:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > imagine that i'm kidnapped by terrorists 23:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > and they say 23:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > they're going to shoot me in the head 23:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > unless you have sex with a guy 23:43 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > D: 23:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > would you have sex with a guy to save my life? 23:44 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > you could pick any guy in the world though 23:45 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > for your life, I would. the idea makes my eyelid twich, though. 23:46 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and that happens only from a big amount of bad stress; the eyelid twich. 23:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Ahhhhh 23:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > thank you 23:46 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > let me ask you, in return... 23:47 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > would you stay with me, no matter how my gas smelled, because IMHO... peeeeew. 23:47 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > ? 23:48 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > well when i was at the sex shop, they had these things called anal butt plugs.. so you could use one of them and there wouldnt be a problem 23:48 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > have you seen them? 23:48 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i can google a picture for you 23:48 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > that's alright. 23:48 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > but if there weren't butt plugs, would you still stay with me? 23:49 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > well i could get your dad to make one because he invented plastic and could make a plastic one 23:49 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > also, it's actually a bad idea, since constriction of the gas-release can result in spontaneous combustion. 23:50 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > he's retired, remember? 23:50 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > besides, he only invented the Controls for the machines. 23:50 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > regardless of my smell, would you stay with me; yes or no? <font color="#BDBDBD">23:52 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o Spankety] by ChanServ 23:53 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Ohhhh 23:54 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i would try and get it fixed 23:54 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > and besides, there's always axe body spray 23:56 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I guess. let me put it another way. 23:56 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > I'll brb 23:59 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I would definitely stay with you, even if the loudest, smelliest fart slipped out of you. I would stay with you regardless of any considerably gross accidents or habits you may have. I'm still loving you, even considering your dog fetish. 23:59 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm only asking if you would do the same for me. <font color="#BDBDBD">--- Day changed Sat Dec 27 2008 00:05 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > ahh okay sure 00:06 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > thank you. :) 00:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > :D->-< 00:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > THAT IS MY MAN 00:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > see :D 00:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > the :D is his head 00:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > the > is his arms.. they're up high because his happy 00:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > - is his waist 00:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > the < his is legs 00:06 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > :D->-< 00:07 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I get it. this is you. (:D->-< 00:07 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > the ( is your hair. 00:08 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > :) 00:08 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > you, MY WOMAN. 00:08 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > who's your MAN? 00:09 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > robert simmons 00:09 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > ? 00:09 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > are you messing with me? 00:09 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > huh? 00:09 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > no 00:09 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i think :D->-< looks more like robert simmons than you 00:10 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > because the D is a very big smile which robert simmons has <font color="#BDBDBD">00:10 -!- CVDierten [~Cameron_V@Rizon-C9A08BCD.dhcp.insightbb.com] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 00:10 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > you're more like.... B)-<O< 00:10 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > the B looks more like glasses 00:10 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > which you wear <font color="#BDBDBD">00:10 -!- Cameron_Van_Dierten [~Cameron_V@Rizon-C9A08BCD.dhcp.insightbb.com] has joined #sonichu 00:11 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > does that make sense? 00:11 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yeah, but my arms are down, and there's a 0 where my - should be. are you saying I'm fat? 00:11 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > also, why did you do a guy for Bob at first, instead of me, when I was playfully asking who YOUR MAN was, knowingly it was me? 00:12 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > OKAY I CANT KEEP THIS SECRET ANYMORE 00:12 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > I need to tell you 00:12 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > I think im getting feelings for bob 00:12 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > oh. 00:12 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > but Thats okay right? i mean.. you had feelings for that girl at the restaurant for a little bit 00:12 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > it's okay; I'm just feeling shocked. 00:13 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > also, I have lost some weight. 00:13 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > (FYI). 00:13 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > but anyway.. i drew you with your arms down because when i see photos of you i see you with your arms down.. usually because hte keyboard is lower than your shoulders <font color="#BDBDBD">00:13 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-BFC8F9D4.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu 00:13 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > and i mostly see you on webcam 00:13 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yeah. <font color="#BDBDBD">00:13 -!- Guest is now known as Guest54013 00:13 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > what about your feelings for me? 00:14 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > do you still LOVE me? 00:14 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > honestly* 00:14 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I do not mean to sound jealous, but I'm still feeling shocked. 00:15 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Bob wears glasses too. 00:16 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and i saw his figure on YouTube; it's about the same as mine. 00:16 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > of course I care about you! 00:16 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > okay, now I'm feeling sad. :_( 00:17 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > hmmm 00:17 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > we've shared soo much; the phone-like sex, the role-play of our married life and a LOT of chats with text and voice. 00:17 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and over like two months. 00:17 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > you told me you had feelings for that restaurant chick so i thought it would be okay for me to get feelings for robert 00:18 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > sorry if i hurt you christian 00:18 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > yeah, I guess it's fair. 00:18 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm sorry too; for emotionally falling like I just did. 00:19 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Let me ask you something. 00:19 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > yeah i guess it must be different with the shoe on the other foot 00:20 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > you have Bob there at the moment; would you feel better to lose your virginity with him now, or wait until June and lose it mutually with me. 00:20 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > ? 00:20 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > if he fucks me in the ass it means im still a virgin 00:21 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i do like you and think you're SUPER COOL and AWESOME but you havent released any comics for a while and that makes me sad. 00:21 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > but, im not sure about that question. i will wait and see. 00:21 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I'm sorry for the delay in the comic. <font color="#BDBDBD">00:22 -!- LeiLei [~SK@Rizon-FF3F1B54.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #sonichu 00:22 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > it's made me kind of sad 00:22 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i miss those times 00:23 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I feel you. 00:23 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > when i got to read new sonichu 00:24 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > and I'm not sure how to react to that statement; I'm still in shock, and I have some thinking to do. 00:24 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > awww 00:24 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > okay 00:24 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > well i will give you some time 00:25 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > Sarah, I Love You. 00:25 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I Love you. 00:25 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > how do we get back to the main chat 00:26 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > oh i think i know 00:26 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > IDK at the moment; probably relog in, but let me say that if you feel good with having sex with Bob before me, I won't stop you. 00:26 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > Ahhhh okay 00:26 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > thanks for letting me know 00:26 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > just remind me as often as possible that you still Honestly, Truly Love me. 00:27 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > umm im going to relogin and try okay? 00:27 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > okay; I'm going to head back to my room. I'll TTYL. 00:27 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > bye! <font color="#BDBDBD">00:27 -!- Rizon [Rizon@boring.vhost] has joined #sonichu 00:27 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o Rizon] by Rizon 00:27 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > :-* 00:27 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > oh wait 00:27 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > XOXOXO 00:27 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > i think we're in the normal chat now <font color="#BDBDBD">00:27 * Rizon scanning private conversation for possible sexual harassment or racism...  00:28 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > How was chatting with Panda chris? Aren't you glad we arranged this? <font color="#BDBDBD">00:28 * Rizon scan complete -return 0; 00:28 -!- Rizon [Rizon@boring.vhost] has left #sonichu [UNASSIGN from Spankety] 00:28 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > it was good. 00:28 <@<font color="#0174DF">PandaHalo > there we go 00:28 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > The fans have been waiting a long time 00:28 <@<font color="#D44942">BlueSpike > Yay, they're back. :) 00:28 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I appreciate the arrangement. 00:28 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > Man you must have had the best chat ever! 00:28 <@<font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu > I GTG now. <font color="#BDBDBD">00:28 -!- ChrisChanSonichu [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: ChrisChanSonichu] 00:28 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > awwww 00:28 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > but 00:28 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > YOU ASSHOLE 00:28 <@<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > WE WAITED FOR YOU FRYYY <font color="#BDBDBD">00:28 -!- mode/#sonichu [-m] by vivitheg