100 2278



100 2278 is a video Chris created on 12 October 2010, at the behest of his sweetheart Jackie. It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 November 2010. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his weight. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first time we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.

Video
"Well, can't do it."

Transcript
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.'']

[''Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for about five seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.'']

[Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.]

Ugh...

[He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.]

Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.

[Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.]

Still tryin'.

[Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.]

Well, can't do it.

[Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.]

Uh... Too sensitive to my... [sound of slapping belly] weight.

[Chris walks off camera.]

Images
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for Jackie.