I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas



"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" is Chris's Christmas poem from Sonichu's News Dash #6, dated 4 December 2004.

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I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore. I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore. She should be 18-22. And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too. Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls, Leaving me with none to choose from. I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh. I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.

See also:

 * "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend"
 * Sonichu's News Dash
 * Christmas