Talk:Surfshack Tito (troll)

Supposed Copypasta
Shouldn't this be piped to from another website, or at least put in the Sauces? --GandWuser 15:06, 7 October 2010 (PDT)


 * I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Here's the copypasta Nullity 01:20, 1 August 2011 (PDT)

The Copypasta
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

Update with the Tom Girl pictures.
Maybe this article should be updated with the story of how Tito uploaded the Tomgirl pics. Is there any other information other than what the TomGirl Article revealed? or is it too soon to discuss it on his page?Darkspecteranon 11:17, 27 July 2011 (PDT)

Footage source from tito's videos
I'm not sure if this is super relevant but this is the guy whose gut is shown in the tito videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miBQIjfIiLw

Wallflower picture
If one were to pixelate or black out The Wallflower from the picture of her and Tito would that still violate the policy? Homsar (talk) 00:37, 12 September 2020 (UTC)
 * I think it might be preferrable to crop her out of the picture entirely. Considering how Chris has used racial slurs against Tito, it would be nice to have if there was a way that didn't infringe on her privacy. KingClark (talk) 00:42, 12 September 2020 (UTC)