November 2014 Facebook Posts



The following are a series of posts by Chris on his personal Facebook page in November 2014. In this month Chris helped to create two new Facebook groups to promote his protest against Sonic Boom: Keep Sonic Original and FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!.

Summary

 * 4 November - Chris goes off to vote.
 * 5 November - Chris again calls for a boycott of Sonic Boom.
 * 6 November - Chris is alarmed about a "shovel mech" outside his house.
 * 9 November - Chris issues an update on his eBay merchandise.
 * 9-12 November - Chris continues to make batshit insane declarations about Sonic Boom.
 * 14 November - Chris reminds everyone that his artwork and Barb's car are for sale.
 * 16 November - Chris extends his boycott demands to the Cartoon Network.
 * 17 November - Chris outs a ween attempting to troll Chris about the Sonic Boom protest.
 * 20 November - Chris's sperm bank application has been turned down.
 * 20 November - Chris rages about Sonic Boom.
 * 23 November - Chris is incredulous that nobody is listening to his ukases.
 * 26 November - Orders will be delayed because of snow and because Chris needs to sleep.
 * 27 November - Chris wishes us a happy Thanksgiving.
 * 29 November - Chris threatens violence against Sega.
 * 29 November - Chris chooses a new protest-themed profile pic.
 * 30 November - Chris reviews a Powerpuff Girls parody.

Needs More Hashtags
Chris added:

A fan had some questions:

Chris just said:

The same fan asked:

Chris answered:

The Shovel Mech Horror
Chris simultaneously uploaded a video about this incident to his YouTube account.

He posted a follow-up the next day:

More Foreshadowing
The "Sonic the Hedgehog" Facebook page asked, "What did you think of the first episode of Sonic Boom?" Chris posted on his own page:

Additionally:

Chris Calls for Civil Unrest
Chris replied to his own comment:

And again:

One of Chris's followers called for reason:

William Elliott Waterman opined:

Kenneth wrote:

But Chris would not be moved:

Kenneth replied:

Chris said:

Kenneth, still trying to be helpful:

Chris:

Kenneth:

Chris:

William retorted:

Chris replied:

How Dare They?!
Chris shared a photo and commented:

This is Getting Repetitive
Chris posted a still from the Sonic Boom TV show with:

Kim asked:

Chris responded:

Kim:

Chris:

Kim:

Chris:

Homies Help Homies...Especially with Taking Down Blarms
At this point Chris's fans helped him set up a separate protest Facebook page, "Keep Sonic Original."

In Case You Didn't Get It the First Time
On 16 November 2014, Chris uploaded screenshots of the above conversation between himself and Kim regarding his holy cause.

I Want You...to Sign This Petition
Chris provided a link to iPetitions with:

The Autism-Discriminating Sperm Bank
Chris complained about being rejected for being a sperm donor because of his autism. Chris posted screencaps of his e-mail about the situation. In typical Chris fashion, the idea that there might be reasons other than autistic discrimination doesn't occur to him.

Chris probably had some help writing this post.

Changing Sonic's Arms Back for the Nth Time
Chris continued his complaining over Sonic's blue arms, this time by drawing a picture about himself, dressed in women's clothing, painting Sonic's arms. The illustration itself was actually a request from a CWCki Forums user for a comic, before Chris posted the panel on his "Keep Sonic Original" Facebook group.

Still Way, Way Above Market Value
Chris reminded his readers about his mom's car:

Chris is Unable to Tell Temple Grandin About the Blarms
Temple Grandin was advertised as appearing at a conference in Roanoke, VA on 5 December.

New Profile Pic
On 29 November, Chris chose the above drawing of himself vandalizing property as his profile photo.

Only You...Can Prevent Blue Arms
Main article: FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!

HBO's Powerpuff Girls
Chris completely missed the satirical slant of this video.