Dating ad.mp4

dating_ad.mp4, as its title suggests, is a personal advertisement that Chris recorded sometime in 2008. In the recording, Chris awkwardly tells listeners his situation and what he wants in a potential sweetheart. It should be noted that Chris stopped himself from mentioning the preferred ethnicity of his future girlfriend.

It's not known if Chris did (or intended to) use this video as self-promotion in a dating site, or had other uses in mind as part of his love quest.

This particular recording, albeit nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to Chris's love quest, is unique due to the fact that it took years for it to be finally discovered in November 2011.

Transcript
My name is, uh, Christian. I'm, uh, currently 26 years old. I'm looking for a, uh, boyfriend-free...woman to be my Sweetheart from the Ground-Up. Preferably, uh...one who's...well...well, jus uh..., never mind about preference but anyway, uh...definitely smoke-free, non-alcoholic, and, uh...yeah, b-you know, just an honest, good girl to be my, to be my sweet qu-sweetheart quality. So, uh...yeah.

[clears throat; new recording begins]

Send me a message if, uh, you're interested. Have a good day.