Mumble 12

Mumble 12 was the twelfth and final Mumble chat, held on 5 March 2009. Chris chats with Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, and others while thinking about how to reclaim his websites.

During the chat, Clyde drops the bombshell that he murdered BlueSpike, and Chris responds with exactly the same level of empathy and concern he displays when something tragic befalls someone close to him (zero).

Highlights

 * Chris is still sick, and as soon as this dang virus is defeated, he's going to go outside.
 * Clyde warns Chris that the men in white coats are coming for him.
 * PhinnyCupcakes from Sonichu: The Animated Series drops in briefly.
 * Clyde gives Chris a special birthday gift. Turns out he murdered BlueSpike.
 * Jack Thaddeus reveals that BILLY MAYS is going to make a run at Mayor of CWCville. Chris, believing that CWCville is a real place, urges everyone not to believe the lies.
 * Clyde asks how Chris got elected Mayor in the first place. Since Chris is Mayor-for-Life, he never considered ever NOT being mayor.
 * Chris vows to resume his real-life Sweetheart Search; Clyde predicts he will fail.

Transcript
[silence until 11 second mark, starts abruptly]

Chris: ...if anybody'll see him. Was he in here earlier? Troll: Uh, I think he could, yeah I think he might come today. Clyde: Hello there, Chris. Chris: Well, speak uh the devil. Clyde: How've you been? Chris: Mmm, sick. I've been having a sinus affection. Clyde: Well it is winter. ''[unintelligible. Guilty?]'' Jack Thaddeus: What did you say your temperature was? Chris: Ugh, last time I checked today it was 96.8°. Clyde: Not bad, not bad. Look, so, how've you been feeling besides the sickness? Chris: [inhales, annoyed] Fair, okay? Look, I'm tryin' to get my website back, uh, I just having troubles a-tween the fact that my account was deactivated for a time, but then I had, but then I'm wor-and I'm waiting for to be reactivated from the people at Yahoo!, I talked to 'em on the phone, so I know all about this, so, what do you want Clyde? Clyde: I'm trying to tell you that the people at Virginia Mental Health have been trying to take you away. Chris: [pauses] Well, I got news for you. My family is going to defend me ssss- and I am not going to get- go in to any institution, so you can just back off. Clyde: But- No, I-I'm trying to warn you. Look on your latest video, you're talking about being a fictional mayor of a fictional town, known as CWCville. This is why they are after you. Chris: Well, if they c- if they dare to come after me, they'll come after me in person. And until then, I'm not gonna fret about it. Troll It'll be too late by then. Sunshine: Ignoring the dirty troll... um, a- wha- Chris, I've been trying to talk to you on Skype. Uh, you haven't been answering me. Chris: Well, I haven't been on the PC all the time. Uh but like I said, I've been waiting for me to be able to get back into my, uh, accounts. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: I know, I'm sorry. Do you need any help with that? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Ugh, I'm working on it. I'll be fine. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Okay. Well, I just...I can't wait to see your latest comic, so I'm real excited. I think we all are, except for the trolls, though I don't know who the trolls are, so. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Eh, just leave 'em be. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Um, Chris do you [interrupted] Troll: Hey, what the hell, I'm not a troll. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Chris, um do you know about the uh, you know those videos that um somebody was making on YouTube, that uh SpazKid guy? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Huh? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: You remember that SpazKid video? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Spaz kid? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: He was making videos about you? <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Uh huh. <font color="#FF0080">Brian Bash: The Animated Adventures of Sonichu. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [uninterested] Oh. Vaguely. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: We also have the voice actor here. PhinnyCupcakes. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh, you do. <font color="#FF0080">Brian Bash: Yeah, Phinny, would you like to have something to say? Heh. <font color="#CC6600">Phinny: [In the voice of Chris from the animated series] Hey Chris. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hello. <font color="#CC6600">Phinny: I'm a big fan of your comics. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Thank you. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Do you have any updates for us? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh, like I said, I'm still working on trying to get the website back up. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: What about Luv Shack? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: What? <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: What about your, uh... <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That'll be up that'll be back up when I get this thing back up. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: You gonna post any new update pictures or anything? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Possibly. Ugh. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Oooo! <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Hey, Clyde, some jerk, some jerk sayin' that he killed the 13-year old brat. <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: Well, I did, that's what I said. Didn't you get that message? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: What message? <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: Happy birthday! I killed him! You wanted it, right? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well I did not say kill him, for God's sake... <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: You said "get him," I figured as much. And, I didn't like him anyway, so, happy birthday. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [sighs, then in the same tone of voice used when it rains after one washes their car] That's sad. Troll: Yeah, you have to be careful with how you word those things. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: And by the way, you know I took that video off of the YouTube. <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: It's a little late for that. Troll: ''[a soundclip of Phinny saying, "Floppin' Flounders!" plus laughter can be heard, making part of this line unintelligible] Kind of like what happened with Adams [unintelligible]'' after his sister, remember that? Yeah, you gotta be careful with that. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Right. <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: And what's up with this BILLY MAYS thing? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I don't know, just some stupid thing that that 13-year old brat thought up. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Well there, um, there is some guy that's been like on YouTube posting things about how he's gonna become the next mayor of CWCville. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: That's all I-I-I that's all just I'm sure that's all just a pack of lies and s-rumors. Don't don't never buy into them. [crosstalk] Troll: Like, never mind. <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: You've never had elections in CWCville. It's a dictatorship. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [stress sigh] <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: I mean, when were you voted into office? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I reveal that, I'll reveal that soon enough, all right? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: What do you mean reveal that soon enough? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: In a future book. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: A book? <font color="#FF0080">Brian Bash: A book? <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Why can't you just tell us now? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Because I don't have the details in my head right now, I have to think about them. [crosstalk] I have to think about it. <font color="#FF77FF">Sunshine: Stop pushing him. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Right now I'm trying to think about right now I'm thinkin' about trying to get this website b-getting the websites back up, all right? <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Hey, um Chris, I think you, I think the thing is that it's deleted, and so you have to just make a new account. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: [stress sigh] It's not totally deleted. I'm working on I'm getting into the FTP to make sure of all of that. <font color="#8A0886">Jack Thaddeus: Chris, don't you notice that when you go to it, there's a 404 message saying that, you know, the website cannot be found, that means it doesn't exist. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I saw that, I'm working on gettin' it back up there. I'm fin-I'm finding out to do that on here. Look, let me do this work and, uh, I'll come onto Mumble another time. So, uh, unless, uh, Clyde had something else he wanted to, uh, say as another reason why he dragged me away from my... WORK. [crosstalk] <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: What work? Christ, man. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm tryin' to get the website back up. <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: That's not work, nobody cares about your goddamned website, okay? [crosstalk] <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: Why don't you go back outside? Why don't you go back outside and see the real world? That's what I've been trying to do. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, I'm gonna be goin'... <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: When was the last time you went outside? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Well, I got news for you, Clyde. I'm w- I'm going to be going back out there and actually find myself a woman locally after I get over this virus. <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: Face it, Chris, you're never going find that woman. <font color="#0033FF">Chris: Oh yes I will. <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: How? <font color="#0033FF">Chris: I'm gonna be very social and civil about it. Goodbye. <font color="#4DBD33">Clyde: No you're not. [crosstalk as audio ends]