May 2013 Facebook Posts

The following covers Chris's Facebook activity in May 2013.

Summary

 * 3 May - Chris likes a video about a cartoon bear.
 * 7 May - Chris makes a cryptic comment about headaches.
 * 15 May - Chris rants about the Equestria Girls.
 * 15 May - Chris cracked his iPod.
 * 16 May - Chris is coming down with a cold.
 * 19 May - Chris unveils his iDea Book Case.
 * 20 May - Chris makes more posts about cracked phones.
 * 23 May - Chris is bored.
 * 24 May - Chris considers advertising for a girlfriend.
 * 25-26 May - Chris rants at the trolls.
 * 30 May - Chris complains about restrictions on his freedom.
 * 31 May - Chris sees that someone has access to his private Facebook posts.

Headache
...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.

THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!
Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls:

Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer worked on the show, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:

Almost a month later, Chris liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube. He would go on to become an ardent fan of the series.

The iDea Book Case
Anna McLerran then replied:

This cold is really weighing me down
William Elliott Waterman then replied:

Hey! Trolling stupids!
Chris then posted:

I have had more freedom when my father was alive
Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" his mother. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of 28 October 2011 were his own fault.

Trolls got my fresh post!
Anna then replied,