Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009

This page lists emails exchanged between Chris and Vivian Gee in 2009. The saga concludes in Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010.

8 February
Okay, so I've been thinking a bit and I've got it!

It's called the Christian Chandler show! It only requires a video camera and you can easily do that! With the show, you can like, get popularity and YouTube will notice you! People become super rich and famous after they've get a deal with YouTube!

Not only that, you could get noticed by a bunch of companies and they can sponsor you for money! I can't believe I didn't come up with this sooner!

Basically, every day, you do a video that can involve a bunch of segments like these:

Chris Reviews! (Your thoughts on the latest games, movies and anime!) Chris Thinks! (Your thoughts on the latest news!) Sonichu Says! (Latest news about Sonichu!) Fashion 101! (Advice on the latest styles of clothes!) Love Doctor Chris! (Advice on love!) Chris Answers! (Answer questions from fans!) Chris's Life! (Show stuff around your house!) Chris Recommends! (Stuff that you recommend/don't recommend your viewers!)

Please do this! You need to gain exposure and money! You should also get a new e-mail where fans of the Christian Chandler show can write in for segments like Love Doctor Chris and give you things to Chris Review!

Love, Vivian@undefined

10 February
I was listening to the entire thing. I can't stop him, I can only tame him.

But I have to agree with pretty much everything he said. I'm not going to stop him until you clean up your act.

It's for the best.

- Vivian@undefined

From what I've learned from Clyde, this is what you have to do.

Get a job. Pay off your debts.

- Vivian@undefined

29 May
I'd love to give you the money, but I can't because it's not in our budget. Samantha really loves Grade A cat food you know and she won't let me give you anything.

So I guess you'll have to get the police and your lawyer (not lawer) on us. Sorry.

-Vivian@undefined

4 August
You still haven't learned anything have you?@undefined

15 August
Alright, try me.@undefined

19 August
Well, do you want it?

You cursed me yet again, bro. And cursing dead people ain't gonna do much lol.

And so basically, you want me to get kidnapped or whatever the fuck happened to the other guy? Nice try, but I ain't retarded like him, I'm smart.

Also, the FBI don't exist in France, baby.

Love, Vivian@undefined

first off, i don't drive, i ride a bicycle

second off, you're probably trying to find out where i live

third off, i don't drive, i ride a bicycle

also i guess you don't want any profits

love, vivian@undefined

You Die Today, BITCH! — 1 September
as i can reply to this, i currently don't have a heart attack

jesus christ, wishing death isn't very nice

...you bitch

LOVE

Vivian@undefined

I don't care — 1 September
No Chris, you broke MY last straw.

You don't realize you did this to yourself.

-Vivian@undefined

Vivian, let's talk business — 14 November
Yeah, peace of mind.

Peace of mind to fucking want me dead at least...what?...3 to 4 times now?

You've cursed me like 17 times and now you expect me to give you money? I fucking offered you months ago and you just wanted me dead.

Go fuck yourself.

- Love Vivian@undefined

Anyone making merchandise is doing it on a very-small scale, like me, they don't have the budget to expand nor will they do so. You're better off on trying to contact already established companies.

425.882.2040 Nintendo's number as listed on http://www.nintendo.com/corp/contact.jsp

Sega doesn't have a number immediately listed.

800-345-7669 Sony's number as listed on http://www.us.playstation.com/Corporate/ContactUs

You need to have a video pitch ready since I assume you don't have the money to travel to all these locations. I suggest a high-quality 18 minute pitch of Sonichu. Don't use that shitty camera that you've been using that keeps skipping, no one will take you seriously with that.

Here is a run-down of what I believe would make a solid pitch: 1 minute of introducing yourself, Christian Weston Chandler. 2 minutes of introducing Sonichu, its origin. 2 minutes of explaining Sonichu's appeal. 4 minutes of explaining what you will do to make Sonichu succeed. - Be project adviser - Work hard 4 minutes of what you expect to achieve in the next year. - How big a demographic (Worldwide?) - What types of merchandise - How many issues of Sonichu 4 minutes of why Sonichu will succeed. - Why people like it - How many fans 1 minute conclusion.

Here are some tips from Anthony Sullivan and Billy Mays: - Project, you need to sound enthusiastic. - Hand gestures - Stand up - Don't appear nervous - No unnecessary pauses

Here's the deal. Adventure Time was a short pitch that was on Nickelodeon. Within a few weeks, it had over 2 million viewers. Cartoon Network saw this and they decided to produce Adventure Time and now it's becoming a full fledged cartoon with merchandise and everything. You need to appeal to companies. While you can contact companies about your product, it's better for THEM to come to YOU because then you know they are interested.

- Vivian@undefined

I am not lazy — 18 November
And what have they said?@undefined

You've done jack shit, haven't you? — 19 November
Seriously, you want a fucking manager but YOU can't even CHECK YOUR GOD DAMN E-MAIL A FEW TIMES A DAY. IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO MORE SONICHU BULLSHIT?

Christ almighty, you're probably still playing LittleBigPlanet PSP aren't you? Lazy piece of shit.@undefined

Describe your thinking process. Spell it out for me. I already gave you a basic script you should work off of. You don't need to think much harder than that.

Besides, how hard is it to phone up a couple of companies? Jesus christ, you are fuckin' lazy. You can say it all you want but until you show me progress, you're a fucking lazy jackass.@undefined

Holy fucking shit it's been 2 fucking days. — 22 November
You're still doing shit on your fucking site, but that's the bare fucking minimum. Are you just avoiding me to avoid doing any work? God damn it, you fucking lazy piece of shit.@undefined

Have you contacted any companies?

I better see it tomorrow.@undefined

Okay — 24 November
I'm not familiar with local Virginia companies so I can't help you with that. Go do some research yourself on that.

You're better off doing self-promotion, going to conventions and selling home-made Sonichu stuff that way. Tons of people from all around the world at conventions. You'll get worldwide exposure and maybe you'll get some small company to help support you. Until you start doing that, you're going to get ZERO OFFERS from anyone.

This is why you need to start promoting harder. That video will be a start, showing comapnies of the local popularity of Sonichu, then you're gonna have to work harder...but you gotta take it one step at a time.

I expect it done on Friday.@undefined

25 November
Alright then, well in the meantime you should be working on more Sonichu pages and answering more fanmail for now.

All you can do now is maintain your fans.

Here's something else you can do. You should plan each page in advance like write a synopsis in advance.

You said in one time that were "drawing a blank". You should spend some time on Friday (happy thanksgiving) planning the rest of the pages. A two-three sentence summary for each page remaining would be good.

Page 87: Rosechu wakes up, Eggman blows up his Transformer to kill everyone in the path. Page 88: Eggman announces his betrayal of Giovanni and Sonichu tries to stop him. Bionic helps.

etc. You should try something like that. You should try planning.@undefined

Okay, 4 pages. Nice. You really should be doing that on a daily basis though.

Anyway, I was talking about planning ahead. Do you know what's going to happen on page 91? 92? 93? etc. Planning ahead will save you a lot of time. From the gist of what I'm getting, you're planning it out one page at a time. I mean, you seem to have a general idea of where you want to go, but not a detailed plan.

Also, you should come up with an idea to promote Sonichu (besides that public reaction video)

Something...edgy. I dunno. I honestly have no idea where to go with this one.

For example: do not do "all I want for xmas is a PSP". Sony dropped the ball hard on that one, costing them more sales by perpetuating an image of idiocy.

You need to do something exciting, eye-catching and intriguing.

That idea, though, will take more time to come up with.@undefined

That's why I get for using blank CDs as coasters. I just offered a refund or another copy, no big deal. See, it's these kind of problems you need to learn to deal with.

Anyway, I was thinking of parkour, ya know, like from Mirror's Edge. Just wear a Sonichu shirt and go out and parkour it up or something.]] But that's just one idea I'm tossing about.

Also, what made you draw 4 pages? You should be doing that everyday.

-Vivian|undefined@undefined

1 December
Well, here's the thing, all you need for the video is genuine reactions to Sonichu. Just show them a Sonichu comic or something have them speak their mind. You don't need to do a full-on interview, although you could if you want.

Also, what about the parkour idea. You should do it.

And you should be answering more mail, and why haven't you been doing more than one page a day? You could do it for Thanksgiving, so explain that.@undefined

2 December
Hm, how long will it take for you to edit the video together? I can edit the video if you want.

Anyway, I have an idea that will consistently produce content and show that you actively care about your fans. You should pick like maybe 2-3 mail each week to answer in a video. Put some heart into those videos and that'll show you care.

If I come up with any more ideas, I'll let you know.@undefined

4 December
You said you needed another week for the public reactions video and it's been another week. You said you already had the footage, so I expect it up tonight. You also missed a day for a page and you didn't answer mail.

You can't slack off like this. I swear to god if you're playing video games I'm going to beat your head in.@undefined

You're taking your sweet time.

Let me see your daily schedule. Let me see where you're spending your time. I honestly doubt your life can be that busy so you can't do this stuff on command.@undefined

8 December
Okay, some more ideas for videos that don't require you to be outside (whenever the weather is good- go out and do the public reactions/interviews, DO NOT DELAY, DO NOT LET THE WEATHER FUCK YOU UP)

Anyway: Answer select fanmails on video Roleplay as Sonichu and spread a good message each week (for the kids) Anything to keep you in the public eye, this is necessary. We live in the age of YouTube, if you have a lot of videos, or really long videos, you will be noticed moreso than others who produce less.

You can not get sponsors, Tiger Woods (bad example I know but before the scandal) wasn't getting sponsors until he was hugely popular. No other golfer can claim to be as big a sponsor as he does. There are hundreds of artists, you need to work 100 times harder to get noticed. At this stage, you can't get any sponsors. And it would be best to look for sponsors in the US.

I will accept the responsibility of being your accountant in January but your statement about "few minor variables that come in and out that I can't recall right now." is very disconcerting to me. You need to keep track of everything otherwise you could be bleeding money you don't even know about. Also, what is Publisher's Clearing House and what do you buy from it?

You need to be keeping up on the pages and mailbags. You should be doing more than one page and more mailbags at this point. You have to work harder and harder, not just remain stagnant. Someone who is explosive, not a rock.@undefined

17 December
why you been doing no mailbags and comics

You gotta keep up.

--- Okay, if you have any spare time, I know some females who would love to see some more stuff like what you just posted.

Like I unno, dancing shirtless to I'm too Sexy for my shirt. Ya know, cuz that's a cool song.

Ya know.

Okay, I'm hoping for the Sonichu vid on Sunday then.@undefined

22 December
as I said, if you need help ask for it.

also, since i'm guessing snow has been hitting hard, I'm thinking of other videos you could simply do indoors instead of going outside.

unless you like to start snowfights i guess.

Uh...maybe you could play the harmonica? everyone loves music unless you're deaf lol

also, january is coming up and so you'll need to send me those financial papers

also, how much do you currently have saved up?@undefined