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Since I've been gone
I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --Champthom 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --Edward 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. Thelieisacake 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --Edward 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I removed my "retarded babbling". --16BitAlex 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--Star Platinum 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. Griffintown 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--Beat 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

beat said it best. --Jump 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Long time, no see
I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --SniperFire16 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)


 * Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. Bill Lumburg 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

16bitfaggot B& BryanBash
I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--Wintermute 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --Ronichu 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)


 * 16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him.  At least I think that's what's going on.--Beat 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
 * That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. Bill Lumburg 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
 * My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. Thelieisacake 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
 * What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions.  That shit is just sad.--Beat 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. Thelieisacake 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. Sully 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --Edward 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Times Square Billboard Images
Where on the cwcki can I view them? BigDipper 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)
 * They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 Irenicus 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Ok...
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --Edward 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-trombonista 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
 * And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-trombonista 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --Edward 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--Beat 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Contact Info
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --manwithoutabody 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST


 * chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --Ronichu 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

I MAD
Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the homos article? Does Sweetheart need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --Jump 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but we have a fan video template. Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. Bill Lumburg 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --Jump 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. Thelieisacake 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)


 * I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --Champthom 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Why I've banned 16BitAlex
When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.

I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler.

It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki.

I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie.

Now let's get back to work, people. --Champthom 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --Edward 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will finally die down. Bill Lumburg 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Champ, you are hot. I want you. --Ronichu 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Me too! --Edward 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--Beat 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --Delabonte 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. Freecell 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
 * The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--Star Platinum 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.J0haely 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
 * To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--Champthom 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --Edward 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris may be eligible for fraud charges
Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge.

The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              (434) 295-1144      end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.
 * For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--trombonista 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
 * We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--Beat 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--MoarLurk 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--Xanandar 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Short answer: either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.

Long answer: Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.

Oh, and Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.

-attorney at lol

Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. Griffintown 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Attention all jerkops
Any user who interferes with JenkinsJinkies is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.

That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.

Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--Champthom 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

changes i'd like to see
so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is extremely related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --Cogsdev 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

MIA Asperpedian
I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. Bill Lumburg 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Favorite Troll Userboxes?
Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) Woohah Master 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC) Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too Woohah Master 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --Edward 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? Bill Lumburg 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --Paperback 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? Woohah Master 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I'll make them! Do you think there should be userboxes for favorite saga too? -- L i  m  e  21:54, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Okay, here's the boxes I've made so far:


 * Clyde
 * Jack
 * Vivian
 * BlueSpike
 * Liquid

Sorry they're nothing special, feel free to edit them. -- L i  m  e  22:47, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Needs some spicing up, i'll admit. Maybe some text relating to their trolling campaigns? Maybe something like "This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Liquid Chris" or "This user is a Bluespike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain" What do you guys think? --Edward 00:02, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, sorry they're so bland. I'm a bit slow-in-the-mind so I can't think of anything witty for them. Those sound good to me!

Oh yeah, and I don't know what picture to use for Alec (there was a nice picture of Asperchu, but it's already used for the Asperpedia template), so I'll skip his box for now. -- L i  m  e  00:26, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Might I suggest a picture from his appearance in Sonichu? Probably the best we could do other than maybe a different picture of Asperchu.--Star Platinum 00:41, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

I added some shit. Feel free to edit. --Edward 00:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

I made the boxes for the Man in the Pickle Suit and Evan. I was working on Alec's but ALBASPERCHU beat me to it. Also I think some of them have that annoying white space problem though. Fuuu- -- L i  m  e  01:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Way to go, Lime! The only one I would change is the Clyde one. I'm thinking "This user will not strangle dat Clyde Cash." Woohah Master 16:37, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

IBA fucking geneva
Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". Griffintown 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--Champthom 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) Griffintown 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-Kei 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh god damn. The name of his new account is harassment itself. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --Edward 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Account list: TOTAL: 26 Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * IBAgeneva (banned)
 * JerryMathers (banned)
 * Goyslayer (banned)
 * Juanbrujo (banned)
 * Pfaggot (banned)
 * Herpdederp (banned)
 * Derpaherp (banned)
 * Greatjollynegro (banned)
 * Uhuru (banned)
 * Meenween (banned)
 * Mrjoo (banned)
 * Lawltiger (banned)
 * Pewbmonster (banned)
 * Niggomalema (banned)
 * Mrpillow (banned)
 * Farklesparkle (banned)
 * Jammastercoon (banned)
 * Travislikesbeer (banned)
 * CountCockula (banned)
 * Lightsideblue (banned)
 * BEEEEES (banned)
 * Rapeanator (banned)
 * Loldongs (banned)
 * Thoumad (banned)
 * Spocker (banned)
 * Dramallama (banned)
 * Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.J0haely 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. Bill Lumburg 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --Uhuru 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-Kei 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --Mrjoo 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off... -Kei 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--Pewbmonster 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?J0haely 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know Pfargtl9000 is a little kid. --Niggomalema 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-Kei 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --Niggomalema 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.J0haely 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --Loldongs 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Will there ever be an end to this? Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --Cogsdev 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Congratulations, this is the CWCki staff, a bunch of angsty thirteen year old boys. No wonder this site can't get it's shit together. Some stupid shit happens and all you can do when the mods are afk or just idle, which is most of the time, is have your userbase make empty, childish threats. Why should anyone take this shit seriously anymore? This is all one big joke. It's like this site is run by the New*Furry*Military. --Spocker 15:33, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Enjoy your ban. Griffintown 15:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Enjoying every minute of it. --Dangerman 15:59, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Then why do you keep coming back? Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 16:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I never mentioned i had mod priviledges. i just find this petty bullshit annoying.J0haely 16:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

It's always good to see another /cwc/ guy on, keeping it interesting. I think everyone (well, save for cogs) is taking this dude a bit too seriously. He's just fucking around, not even really vandalizing. Chill, niggers. --Jump 16:11, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I love a good game of "Whack-A-Mole". Quite relaxing. Looks like I have a partner for the next few days. Griffintown 16:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

I wouldn't take it so seriously, but it's like having to put up with a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum. It's pretty obnoxious. Bill Lumburg 16:41, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Would someone please tell me why IP banning him and preventing account creation is so hard to do? I've done that sort of stuff on the Asperpedia when banning random vandals, and from what I've seen it's as simple as clicking two boxes. So what's the problem here then? --Edward 17:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

I think this guy deserves his own article Leekduck 19:04, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Furfags and furfag sympathizers on cwcki? Still? Pfargtl9000, we know you're a fucking faggot who defends furniggers, etc. Get skype, pm me your skype on irc (I'm Krapple_Guy), and we'll settle this there. Do it plz, dramawhore. --VanKrause 19:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * No. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 20:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Also, does it look like you have the power to force furries off the CWCki? If so, when did you get that pow- oh wait, you never had that power. Seeing how you are applying Legi0n's rules to a completely different website that doesn't use those rules, you are just making yourself look like an ass. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 20:25, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Really? Is that what this is about? Furfags? Come on guys. This subject is so old that it's rotting. If you really have that much of a problem with them, then troll them on Youtube. It's much easier, you'd get banned less often, and it'd save grief for both the Krapple trolls and the CWCki. --Edward 19:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * It seems like the only thing we can't insult is /cwc/, and if we do it we're basically labeled as "niggers" and "furfags". So, would you kindly fuck off? (message not directed towards Edward) Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 20:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Umm no. We at Legi0n really don't give two shits if you insult /cwc/. Feel free to insult it all you want. Thats not the point (a point you are avoiding btw). Point is, Pfargtl9000, you've defended known furfags on cwcki at least twice. Ed the sonicfag furrfag and Max the pokemon fetishist furfag.

"Hi. In case you ask, I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur. I am quite pissed that Chris is digging my fandom into a bigger hole every day."

- Max

Need I say more? Now then P, get skype and we'll talk. --VanKrause 20:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, I fucking already read that before you put it up in HUEG XBOX quotes. Thing is, I don't give two shits about what he is, unlike you. And one last thing; I'm not going into Skype. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 20:34, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Pfargtl9000's thing is that he loves to bitch and moan to the mods. He was continually trying to start drama on the cwcki because the idea of any form of fursecution makes his ass pucker. He also loves to raeg on this wiki through the use of rainbowtext and setting up his permaban template on the pages of new members that he perceives to be sock accounts with no proof whatsoever. It's rather funny that I'm able to get the cwcki staff to intimidate new users. --Dramallama 20:47, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

What do furries, or any of this, have to do with Christian Chandler? Im not even sure what we are trying to accomplish now...Leekduck 21:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Absolutly nothihg. Pfargtl9000 is just causing a lot of drama because he's a faggot. I told him me & the guys from /cwc/ would be willing to settle things with him outside of cwcki (skype), but he refuses to listen and wants to use cwcki as his shield/personal army. --VanKrause 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * It's accomplishing nothing; this is an open-and-shut case of vandalism and flame wars. We all know Cogs' policy; she doesn't care what you do as long as you don't bring faggotry to her site. Bill Lumburg 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Agreed. Again, I told Pfargtl9000 that we'd be willing to settle all this via skype (and outside of cwcki), but he refuses. --VanKrause 21:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * It is possible that he either doesent want skype or feels that it is too personal (voice, real name, ect.) If Pfargt thinks that the cwcki is his 'personal army' then there is probably something the cwckians could do to help if help is needed?Leekduck 21:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Look here guiz, this is accomplishing nothing. We are all just arguing over internet politics right now, and we've gone WAY off topic. Pfargtl's faggotry is another issue altogether, as are furries and people's opinions of /cwc/. Right now, I just want a ceasefire in this fucking edit war so that we can go back to researching and documenting the life of a 28 year old fat man from Virginia, and preferably either one side or the other to shut up on the subject of whatever the fuck Pfargtl is doing now as well, preferrably whichever one it was that started all this bullshit. --Edward 23:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Game Place page vandalism
Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--trombonista 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)


 * From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? ArizonaBay 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's not relevant.--trombonista 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --Ronichu 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like this one are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --Thoumad 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer Bagget. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits don't relate to Chris. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --Ronichu 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --Thoumad 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--trombonista 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --Thoumad 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- Lunachu 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Lime suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--trombonista 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I support establishing a lock. Griffintown 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Me too. --BreadGod 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Lock that shit down.--Beat 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --Eniggy 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't forget the cement--Wintermute 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * And the police tape. Can't forget the police tape. --SniperFire16 likes Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D&#39;s 04:05, 10 July 2010 (UTC) 04:04, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * One step ahead of all ya'alls. Page is locked for a month, hopefully things will get settled by then. Damn, wish I thought of it sooner. Kudos to Lime for suggesting it to me, I usually don't like protecting pages but this is one of those instances where it's warranted.--Champthom 14:54, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

CWC Sighting
I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.

I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook her head. She then turned and went on her way.

At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) Danny 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * The DSi does come with a zoom lens, apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --Xanabit 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --BreadGod 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. Ozymandias 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Woah, I think we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. I'd really, really like to believe this. The thought of chris throwing a note with "Want to fuck? Y/N" (or something similiar) is hilarious, and I'm not trying to call Danny a liar. But with any sort of proof... It's a bit hard to take on face value. --Jump 14:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Wait, he's throwing rocks with messages attached to them to try to pick up women? It wouldn't surprise me, but I need more proof of this. This could be a bold new step in Chris's attraction sign usage (one that could actually injure someone). Are there any family photo albums of Mcintire park on July 4th? maybe we could find a picture of him in the crowd --SargentPickles 14:12, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * The rock throwing seems to be an improvised paper-heart-on-a-string. Still not working though. --masta beta alum 20:32, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Am I cursed to see Chris everywhere now, shit. If anyone else noticed, he has some sort of paper sitting in between his legs... Picture1 Picture2 Danny 23:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Thanks Danny. So she picked up the rock and looked at him, he shook his head (guessing it was a "yep, lets fuck" nod, and she just kept going? --Mp83 00:13, 10 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Sorry, that was a typo. SHE shook her head at him. Thanks for pointing that out so I could fix it. Danny 00:36, 10 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Wait a minute... does he have multiple pokewalkers? Where did those come from? Bill Lumburg 00:18, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Heart Gold and Soul Silver each come with one, right? He probably bought both versions so he could trade with himself.--Star Platinum 00:27, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * But you also can see the Sonichu Pokewalker--meaning he bought a third copy as well.
 * Well, we now know what he might have replaced the Sonichu medallion with. --Eniggy 01:39, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * ...so he has two copies of one of the games? It's either that or he bought a used one from GameStop... god damn, Chris.--Blazer 04:14, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * GameStop fag here - we don't accept PokeWalkers on trade-ins - so Chris either had to buy a PokeWalker online separately for $10, or more than likely, he spent $40 on a third copy of HG/SS because he's retarded. --Skuntank 05:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Sorry for not adding more with the pictures, but I did notice that Chris had taken his DSi zoom lense(thanks for clarifying that up for me, guys) off his DSi and was using it as a telescope. He had it pressed up against his eye and was constantly watching around him with it for awhile. He also had this habit of taking off and putting on his sunglasses within seconds of each other. It seemed like he paid more attention to what was going on around him than what was happening at the concert. At one point, I noticed a girl, who looked like she was probably still in highschool, jump up on the ledge beside Chris to join a group of friends who happened to be stationed behind the manbaby. In the process, Chris turned to her and it looked like he said something to her, because immediately her facial expression changed from a legit happy one to a forced smile one. She joined up with her friends and they immediately huddled up together, whispering about something. At the same time they all looked up at Chris, and laughed. I can only imagine what he had said to the poor girl. A few moments later, one of the guys in the group picked up his cell phone and snapped a picture of Chris from behind. Maybe he's aware of who Chris is and will share his story somewhere. At that point, whether or not Chris realized they were making fun of him, he picked up his stuff and switched seating spots. I chose to take my leave at that point. Danny 01:05, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Interesting. Chris seems to be getting a fair bit fatter judging by the rolls of fat in that first pic. He's like a land whale now. --Ronichu 01:17, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Holy SHIT look at how skinny his legs are in that first picture. Compare them to the woman on his right, then the fat guy on his left. It's a wonder he can even walk around. - Borednewb 01:53, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm pretty sure that's just a result of his pant cuffs being pulled tight. In picture 2, you can see he's wearing extremely baggy pants, so if he moved his legs parts, the fabric would tighten around them, giving the illusion that their very skinny. If Chris's legs were really that skinny, they would have snapped under the weight of his massive girth --SargentPickles 03:21, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't know, his arms are pretty damn skinny, too. Which is amazing considering how fat he is. He has literally no triceps. I also wonder how long it'll be until he gets arrested by the jerkops for soliciting an underage girl. --Mp83 04:06, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * As far as I can remember, Chris make a constant effort to include the "18-XX" comment on every attraction sign he made so far. So, no underage girls for him. Soliciting, on the other side, might be used against him the second anyone in the "Friday After Five" will wish to remove him from the area. Griffintown 04:13, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I think this has more to do with bone structure. He was skinny back in high school. Once he went off to college, he stopped having balanced meals and started eating junk food three times a day. His fat congeals around his torso, but his limbs remained the same. --BreadGod 04:36, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * He didn't go off to college, he still lived at home while at PVCC. His age caught up to his metabolism and he seems to have gotten lazier. -Mp83 04:42, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * fyi, I think his legs appear skinny in that picture because our view of them is being cut off by the wall. -Beemunk 05:11, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Compare the two pictures. The dirt leading up to the wall goes on pretty flat, there doesn't seem to be much of a drop. I understand he has baggy pants on, but even considering the fat's probably squished up, he must have almost zero muscle there. It must be little more than bone and the bare muscle needed to stand. In the second picture compare his forearm to his lower leg. That... That's just insanely unhealthy. -- Borednewb 07:36, 10 July 2010 (UTC)