Talk:Jackie e-mails Part 2

jesus christ this bitch likes a write a lot. no offense, jackie lol Clydec 04:50, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
 * For the record, Clyde is uploading these e-mails as Jackie is too traumatized from the ordeal to even look at these again, much less post them here.--Champthom 04:52, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
 * yeah, she forwarded them to me and let me deal with it. I've chosen to censor parts although I think she seems to be a tough woman and can handle ed fagets. Clydec 05:17, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Are there more e-mails to come? --BreadGod 15:53, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Lulu?
Chris is trying to get his shitty comics published on lulu? Does this mean that we should be keeping an eye on it? --Caboose -1 05:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't think you really have to "Try" to get your stuff published on lulu. They pretty much publish anything.  Granted, since they print on demand, any of his larger works are gonna be crazy expensive, and I think Clyde's slapdash version of the first 3 sonichu books cut part of the pages off because they were too large.
 * TL;DR when it happens it's gonna be hilarious.--Beat 13:16, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Something like, say, Sonichu 10 will be 20 bucks. Asperchu would be 10 bucks (or less) an issue. Pfargtl9000 01:03, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Winchester
He's given us a clue as to where the school tried to send him and why Bob protested. Who wants to find the place?--MoarLurk 15:27, 22 April 2010 (UTC)


 * I think I found it. Winchester Medical Center; they have a Behavioral Health Services area as well.  According the US News its one of the best hospitals out there (at least in the top 5000).  Here's the link: http://www.valleyhealthlink.com/?id=286&sid=1  --Caboose -1 15:42, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
 * My one problem with that is that it wasn't established until 1993. So either I'm wrong or the only way it could be true would be if Chris was home schooled because the court proceedings took a year and they couldn't find another school for him(with Bob losing the case and running away to Richmond after a year)--or if the court knew that it was being established in advance.  The distance from Ruckersville is irrelevant, though--that might explain the freak out Boblax had.--MoarLurk 15:48, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
 * The problem with working this out is that Bob (and by extension Chris) is gonna lump all kinds of outfits together and call 'em all "mental institutions." This could have been a full-blown psychiatric hospital, or just a group home or a special school, or fuck knows what. F'rinstance, it could have been this joint: http://www.grafton.org. In Winchester, been around since 1958, specializes in treating autism, among other things. But like I say, I wouldn't necessarily call it a sure bet. Dkaien 22:33, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, either way we've got a lead--the place is either in Winchester or has Winchester in the name. Either way, I can see it happening.  I assume that Chris did something a lot of stupid shit at school, and they just weren't equipped to deal with him(he may have also had a hard time coping, he'd just switched schools).  The incident with the principal may have been the last straw--the school declared that Chris was out of control and Bob played the autism card.  The school immediately tried to send him to a facility (probably grafton) where he could get the help he needed, and Bob tried to sue the school.  When the courts ruled in their favor, Bob did the only thing he could think of and bolted for Richmond with Chris in tow--the move was really sudden, they couldn't even take Snorlax with them.  Oh god, I wish we could convince Chris that everything that ever happened to him is Bob's fault, but I know he'll just say "It still wouldn't have been good for me".--MoarLurk 02:08, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Summary of what we've learned...
Well, form this correspondence, we've learned that:

1. Chris still believed in Santa Clause (something most kids stop doing when their 7 or 8) up until he was 24 years old 2. He has yet to kiss a girl on the mouth (another nail in the coffin for his obviously false claim of the wallflower being more than friends with him) 3. If it weren't for food and the possibility of china, Chris would never leave his room

Anything else I'm forgetting?

SargentPickles 21:00, 22 April 2010 (EST)

What about Chloe This is even more overwhelming proof that she never even existed outside Chris' head. -Ronichu 01:13, 23 April 2010 (UTC)


 * Well, that's a given... Everyone knows Chris is prone to making shit up when he's cornered with the truth: Him and the wallflower actually dating, him being related to famous people, exercising regularly and not eating fast food, ect... I think this correspondence however proves beyond a doubt that he is indeed naive and slow in the mind. He still believed in Santa Clause until he was 24, that's just plain disturbing SargentPickles 23:25, 3 May 2010 (EST)
 * There's one line in there that stands out to me "Now HE will have to deal with my Trolls".  I know we all figured that Chris expected his TRUE AND HONEST fans to unload hate on Michale, but here he's saying he expected people who hate him to do what he wants.  Kinda weird that he thinks he can play personal army with us.--Beat 15:14, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't think he's saying that the trolls are going to troll him. I think that, maybe, he's expecting his fans to troll him, thus the "my Trolls" part of that sentence. I could be wrong, but still...--Blazer 15:19, 6 May 2010 (UTC)