Sonichu Girls

Sonichu Girls was a webforum for Chris's female fanbase. A "little slice of Heaven" for him. Founded by Sarah May, aka "Rosechu;" and Cassie, aka "CassieRosechu," in December 2008.

Chris's Posts on Sonichu Girls
Cassie e-mailed Chris, informing him that she was a True and Honest Sonichu fan who helped start a webforum for female fans of Sonichu, and asked if he would make an appearance. The idea of a web forum of attractive young women delving into Chris's fantasy world appealed to his sense of narcissism and his hatred of men.

For his profile, Chris chose the name "ChrisChanSonichu," and announced, "I have just came back, the REAL Christian Weston Chandler." He posted five images of Sonichu in the world of Animal Crossing. Chris made 23 posts over the 20 days he frequented the forum. They are presented here in unaltered form (save for necessary context and explanatory links).

A second introduction (31 December 2008)
The Sonichu Girls were naturally ecstatic at Chris's arrival.

Thank Y'all (31 December 2008)
The Girls continued to fall over each other in their expressions of devotion and joy, and a few began to message him.

Your understanding me fukky (1 January 2009)
Quickly, the Sonichu Girls gave Chris his very own subforum, "Chris Says," allowing him to pronounce upon the pressing issues of the age. (Chris completely ignored a second subforum allowing his fans to ask him questions.) Chris's first message concerned the breaking news that, thanks to fan input, Nintendo was about to adapt Sonichu for their game Animal Crossing.

Thank You.:) (2 January 2009)
Subsequently, Chris invited his fans to join him in playing Animal Crossing.

Sonichu Crossing, For Nintendo Wii (8 January 2009)
The following day he added:

Wii Numbers (9 January 2009)
Chris also queried his fanbase about the potentially controversial topic of introducing a "stripping protest" to his comic book.

The PokeBoy Magazine (2 January 2009)
The response was overwhelmingly positive.

Re: The PokeBoy Magazine (14 January 2009)
Chris welcomed fan participation in this project, but there were just a few rules.

I will also accept Fan Art for the Magazine from y'all. (14 January 2009)
Chris was especially interested in suggestions for his new character Zapina.

An open Zapina Discussion (2 January 2009)
Many of the Sonichu Girls were more interested in Chris as a romantic partner than as an artist. A popular early question was, "What do you gurls think Chris would be like in bed?"

Big talk for a virgin (30 December 2008)
"CassieRosechu" replied:

"Crystlrosechu" replied:

Chris's response was noncommittal and ambiguous.

Elated Stud (2 January 2009)
Understandably, this post only amplified the catfight among the Sonichu Girls for Chris's affections. Flummoxed, he tried once again to clear the air.

Setting the record straight (3 January 2009)
Obviously, the Girls were emotionally destroyed, many turning to alcohol and lesbianism as salves. A few of the jealous ladies suspected that PandaHalo was a troll. On January 5, "Rosechu" attempted to keep the peace by providing a message from Chris (original source unknown):

Chris spent a few days away from the forum to sort out his love life.

I'm back (8 January 2009)
There was additional concern about Chris's availability when a Sonichu Girl uncovered disturbing evidence on the forum Gay4Sonichu that Chris might be a homo. She started a topic titled "CHRIS IS STRAIGHT! THAT MEANS NONE OF YOU CREEPY GAYS CAN HAVE HIM!! >:(." Chris offered reassurance.

Take out the "G" word (1 January 2009)
Rosechu replied:

To which Chris had to say:

Great Director Chandler approves (1 January 2009)
As if these stressors weren't enough for Chris, troll hackers were attempting to tear down his creations.

The Sonichu & Rosechu Site will now be also known as Sonichu.info (January 16, 2009)
The Sonichu Girls would need to do their utmost to protect Sonichu and Rosechu from the trolls while Chris wallowed in confusion and poverty.

Chris's Hair
Chris told Cassie, co-founder of Sonichu Girls, that his mother had recently cut his hair and he had saved locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls could have them as a souvenir, he even went to the trouble of wrapping each individual lock in plastic along with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself. Chris's faithful fangirls couldn't refuse the offer. Due to the Mexican postal service, it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock.

Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's butchered version of Spanish, with each side having a Sonichu drawing, where the Spanish side has Sonichu in a sombrero.

Sonichu Girls revealed
On 23 February 2009 (the day before Chris's birthday), the Sonichu Girls forum was revealed to be nothing more than a fake fanbase created by Clyde Cash. The board itself then morphed into a message board to possibly be used by The Miscreants. In his post, Clyde made it very clear that Sonichu Girls was an attempt to troll Chris.