Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010

This page lists emails exchanged between Chris and Vivian Gee during 2010.

They mostly consist of Vivian trying to sort out Chris's finances, force him to release Sonichu comics on schedule, and generally act like a proper human being. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't, and Vivian gives up.

2 January
You must have SOMETHING you don't use to sell. There's so much shit you have. Like old games, old consoles, old toys, old ANYTHING. Pay off your debt faster so interest doesn't rape you up the ass.

And I didn't make the game. Someone else did and I have no idea where they went. They told me to post the videos. So yeah, I dunno anything about the game at this point.@undefined

I broke off with them months ago. I don't even know their real names. You know how many mixed signals you give off about your sexuality? Let me list 10: 1. Dildos/vibrator, yes we know you got them as gifts, but WHY WOULD YOU GET THEM AS GIFTS IF YOU WEREN'T ORDERING GAY PRODUCTS. Think about it. Order straight products: get straight gifts. Order gay products: get gay gifts. Think about it. 2. My Little Ponies. For girls. 3. Drinking semen. Pretty gay. 4. Having random images of penises get into your head. Pretty gay. 5. Watching Sailor Moon. For girls. 6. Axe. It doesn't work. That stuff fuckin' sucks. It's for men who want to pretend to be men. 7. Britney Spears. For girls and gay men. 8. You sang I Love the Nightlife, a gay/lesbian pride song. 9. Sex and the City. For girls and gay men. 10. No male friends, just gal-pals who you never went any further 0th base. there, 10 things I could think of. It's no fucking wonder other people get confused. Anyway, when the Cwcipedia gets back up (hopefully), you better have like 10 pages done. And since I guess you don't have to do any mailbags during the interim, just do something. You said you could play the harmonica. Then do it. also, you didn't comment about the selling of your old stuff. you should.@undefined

Go to sonichu.com — 9 January
In my opinion, it would be better to put that 100 dollars to an actual girlfriend or to Sonichu (build it up to get tons of girlfriends) so you can get free sex.

In my opinion, if the claims are true and you are losing fans, you're goigg to have to step it up a lot. You're either going to have to diffuse him and find the source of his fans. Look at his wiki and find out more about him.@undefined

13 January
Apparently, on the Asperpedia, there's this guy called Mao Ling apparently. he's their manager.

He's managing the shit out of them. He's got a fucking Wiki running in 6 days. He's a god compared to me.

And he has full control over the artists...you hardly respond to me...@undefined

15 January
you need to work harder

if you don't believe me on the numbers check each page: http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title&#61;Special:Statistics http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Statistics

so...what are you going to do?

interpretation of data: as of jan 14 asperpedia has 300k~ views within 2 weeks cwcipedia has 1.3m~ views within 6 months

asperpedia will overtake you at this rate.@undefined

some quick financial questions — 16 January
how many credit cards do you have and how much debt is currently on each?

how much is in your checking and savings accounts?

just wondering how much capital you have@undefined

You might want to condense it down a bit. Correct the typos. It's a flier after all, people aren't going to want to read a 5 paragraph thing.

You need like a picture then strong title, subtitle and then a paragraph or two of info.@undefined

if you want me to write/edit the entire damn thing well here:

PICTURE GOES HERE

Sonichu: The Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon ZAP TO THE EXTREME

The brilliant and hand-drawn artistic comic book series of Christian Weston Chandler, "Sonichu" is a series of events in and around the city of Cwcville, VA. This TV-Y7 series is full of comedy, action, drama and romance that millions of online readers have enjoyed within the Ten Years since Sonichu was first drawn in 2000.

Visit us at: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Front_Page. Mr. Chandler is currently looking to expand Sonichu and his world with toys, video games, mass-printed books and more. Donations, Business Connections and information are greatly appreciated. Please contact him at the address below.

[ADDRESS]@undefined

how are you doing finance wise — 31 January
i hope you haven't been putting much into video games...

i mean, more than one new game per month is way too much for your budget right now@undefined

6 February
do you have any money?

i think it's time to try to go for broke

You know the nintendo store in new york? i think promoting sonichu there would be a major boost for fans and would get back some that you have lost from not updating

i honestly think this would be a good idea

let me see what your finances for february and see what we can do@undefined

9 February
define a lot

and when will it be done@undefined

still, everyone has to shovel snow

2 hours tops

you have THE REST OF THE DAY@undefined

12 February
God damn it Chris.

i thought you were gonna have the cwcipedia back up by like wednesday, seriously JUST HURRY UP GOD DAMN

you realize how hard it is to make money when you have ZERO FANS@undefined

it's been like 2 weeks without a single word for you (publicly) about the COMIC.

you really need to do something soon. seriously, asperpedia apparently hit 1 million views, how many do you have? last i checked it was around 1.7 million

they're catching up.@undefined

4 March
Honestly, it seems like you don't care, and that's fine. But you have to channel your energy into SOMETHING to get somewhere. I suggest you just make something completely original. You should make something more mature. Then you will probably get the inspiration to work on Sonichu again. Make a special comic book about something completely new to show that you have a lot of talents in art and storytelling and are capable of change.@undefined

why celtic thunder lol don't they have 5 different haircuts or something? might as well wear a skirt or something...

tell your father to get well soon.

you should just post some stuff about your side-project on the cwcipedia. you can't leave fans hangin'. i know the trauma from your father may stress you out, but if he's doing okay, things will be alright.@undefined

8 March
you can take a small plot

expand it out to 7 pages

ta-da comic

put together 4 of them (4 weeks &#61; 1 month)

for a monthly sonichu comic

see that's a great idea that you should totally do

you know, chris, television shows have a schedule

seth mcfarlane has THREE shows to do weekly (barring any important coverage like winter olympics etc)

manga artists in japan do their mangas monthly

akira toriyama did 11~ chapter books every 2 months which had about 10 pages per chapter

that's around 100 pages per 2 months

you can easily do a page a day, you USED TO DO IT TOO@undefined

Look, I'm through trying to help you with Sonichu. — 9 March
Obviously you don't give a shit anymore so there's no point in managing something you don't care about. I'll take it off your hands.@undefined

Okay seriously, you had weeks to update with ANYTHING. I already explained to you that not everyone in the world has a PS3. Not everyone can view your level or whatever. That's not updating, that's just playing video games and pretending you're actually putting effort into something.

As far as I can tell with Jack, he's sick of you just doing nothing. You have shown 0 intention of actually updating. A week ago you said you might update but then you do nothing. You told me like 2 days ago you would and you still haven't done anything.

How hard is it to do ANYTHING? He wouldn't be so crass with you if you were actually intending on doing something. You probably spend like 5 hours a day just watching TV and playing video games instead of actually doing anything productive.

I'm still offering to take Sonichu off your hands.@undefined

14 March
lol no i'm way hotter@undefined

What the fuck did you do to this woman? — 22 April
God damn it Chris.

She now wants all women to not date you or some shit. What the hell.@undefined

No no Chris.

She left a message then left forever.

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this. Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going. I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here. But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE. And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME. So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.@undefined

Well, I never asked for a reputation. - 16 May
Yeah, tell that to everyone else. You're the one who's autistic by not adapting to the world that's changing. This isn't the 1950's, son.

Why would someone want to interact with you if all they see is a manchild who refuses to grow up? That's what you are no matter if you are in real life or on the internet.

It doesn't matter if you want a reputation or not. You have earned one and that's what girls know of you.@undefined

30 May
Do you not remember that you're 28 years old? Seriously, you should really seek some mental help if that's the case.

Also, I created an account for you on the CWCipedia. Username: ChrisCSonichu, Pass: pikachu

You should add some stuff, don't vandalize! Thankies!@undefined

Look at your video during your Seinfeld bit.

Do you not even pay attention to what you talk about?@undefined