Andrew Simmons chat

On 19 September 2010, Clyde Cash leaked an ancient instant messenger conversation between Chris and an IRC regular Falsion, going by the alias "Andrew Simmons".

The conversation lasts for over two hours on the night of 15 October 2008 and takes place in the midst of the Blanca saga. Andrew presents himself as wanting to troll Robert Simmons V, before the conversation runs off the rails.

Tl;dr
Andrew Simmons  : I'm Bob's cousin and I want to help him by making him less of a pussy by stating that he shouldn't do things that you're doing Chris. Christian Chandler  : [Totally oblivious to Andrew's satire] YOU CAN DO IT! Mind if I try to act like a guidance counselor? Andrew Simmons  : Go ahead, I'll humble you on why I'm so awesome.

Transcript
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:02:39 PM) : hi Christian Chandler  (10:02:45 PM) : Hey Andrew Simmons (10:02:49 PM) : How are you doing? Andrew Simmons (10:02:56 PM) : Where's Bob? Christian Chandler (10:02:58 PM) : I'm okay. Christian Chandler (10:03:03 PM) : I have not heard from him. Andrew Simmons (10:03:11 PM) : Oh Andrew Simmons  (10:03:23 PM) : I really miss him, tell him to come home Andrew Simmons (10:03:27 PM) : I won't beat him up Andrew Simmons  (10:03:30 PM) : not too badly anyway Christian Chandler (10:03:38 PM) : okay, I'll pass that on. Andrew Simmons (10:03:43 PM) : yay Christian Chandler (10:03:58 PM) : anything else on your mind at the moment? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:04:08 PM) : yeah bob is a faggot imho <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:04:23 PM) : OTHER than Bob? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:04:47 PM) : hmm <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:05:02 PM) : not really <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:05:06 PM) : i can't think of anything <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:05:14 PM) : I see. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:05:28 PM) : you know that girl [blanca], when you meet her are you gonna do it? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:05:42 PM) : not right away. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:05:45 PM) : let me tell you, the first time is always kinda akward, no where near like what you imagined in that one leaked mp3 <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:05:59 PM) : just hope you can get it up at least hahahahah <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:06:15 PM) : lol <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:06:50 PM) : ugh, that damn thing is burned onto my brain. you're one sick fuck, but bob is the one I'm after not you. although I don't really like you much either <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:06:58 PM) : but seriously man what the fuck <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:07:38 PM) : anyway forget it i dont [sic] wanna know <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:07:38 PM) : I would have thought you'd understand, since you get your cock sucked on EVERY NIGHT by women. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:07:48 PM) : yeah that's true <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:08:17 PM) : so, why are you offended by my fantasy between me, the man, and Blanca, the woman, ALONE in a Hotel Room. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:08:18 PM) : ? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:08:40 PM) : cuz I'm a guy. and you are referring to the listener as the one you're doing <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:08:46 PM) : i'm not the only one disgusted at that shit <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:09:03 PM) : The original Listener WAS the Woman. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:09:28 PM) : whatever i don't want to argue semantics <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:09:40 PM) : okay, bro. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:10:13 PM) : you should smoke weed, maybe ease some of that stress you say you have <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:10:18 PM) : weed is good shit man <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:10:23 PM) : I do not use drugs. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:10:28 PM) : weed isn't a drug <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:10:31 PM) : it's natural <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:10:31 PM) : yes it is. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:10:35 PM) : a drug. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:10:43 PM) : the government is just being jerkops restricting that shit <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:10:48 PM) : herb never killed anyone <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:11:04 PM) : it's killed a LOT MORE people than you think. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:11:08 PM) : Live WITH THE TRUTH <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:11:12 PM) : oh really? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:11:12 PM) : who? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:11:32 PM) : go to truth.com, and you'll find out. "Live Above the Influence." <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:11:42 PM) : that's a thinktank. i want facts <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:11:52 PM) : those ARE facts. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:12:06 PM) : and Medical Records and Research will tell you the SAME THING. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:12:19 PM) : negative. it's a thinktank, an organization built to further a polticial [sic] agenda <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:12:28 PM) : even by supressing [sic] the facts in the process <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:12:43 PM) : well, I am still in agreement with the "thinktank" <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:13:03 PM) : but your opinion is yours alone. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:13:04 PM) : then you're nothing but a tool. if you let misinformation form your beleifs [sic] then what are you? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:13:19 PM) : i'd rather have my own opinions than be controlled by the masses <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:13:19 PM) : I have read the same thing from text books as well. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:13:59 PM) : are you happy being a puppet of someone else's political agenda? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:14:13 PM) : talk to me when you have your own beleifs [sic] not someone elses <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:15:09 PM) : I see. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:15:17 PM) : You know why they don't have dating education classes in schools? You don't understand what sex education is. Sex education was a program enacted by the government to prevent people from having sex, I'm talking about teens. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:15:26 PM) : What would a dating education program be? Stop people from dating? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:15:30 PM) : There'd be no point <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:15:55 PM) : at least none that fits with anything that politics would involve itself in <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (10:16:17 PM) : let me ask you, if I was to come to your neighborhood, and ask around, would your neighbors tell me the same about you that you have informed me of, that you are "da man of da hood?" <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:16:35 PM) : you'd have to be able to talk to girls and ask them <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:16:45 PM) : and that your kitchen every night would be classified as "La Cocina en la Casa de Casanova?" <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:16:48 PM) : you can't though so it's pointless <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:17:02 PM) : yeah it is <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (10:17:19 PM) : I can talk to women if I am on Neutral terms, and only wish to be informed. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:17:33 PM) : I mean strangers, Chris <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:17:39 PM) : Strangers too. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:17:47 PM) : even an extrovert like me would feel akward [sic] asking about some guys sex life <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:17:57 PM) : i couldn't imagine an introvert like you doing so <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (10:19:30 PM) : I see. Well, Andrew, I am feeling like I am being labled by an individual who only looks at people from a high point of view, yet the person is not as high up as perceived. do you feel like that person? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:19:45 PM) : No <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (10:20:19 PM) : how would describe yourself that you feel best describes you? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:20:26 PM) : as an individual. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:20:30 PM) : Chris, one thing I've always been dying to tell you. When girls say they have a boyfriend, they are lying. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:20:45 PM) : They do that to people who they don't want to date, because saying no is too hard to do. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:21:28 PM) : You've gotta improve your appearence [sic], lose that fat stomach and chest of yours, stop bringing up things that people see as children's hobbies, leave the medallion at home. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:21:37 PM) : Then girls will say that they don't have boyfriends <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:22:12 PM) : I see. have you been rejected by women in the same manner, being Lied to by that possible fact? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:22:17 PM) : Even if they do have one, your apperance [sic] can make them change their mind <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:22:27 PM) : Yes <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:22:37 PM) : I wasn't always as cool as I am now <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:22:41 PM) : I used to be a nerd too <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:22:51 PM) : I only bully Bob because I want him to toughen up <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (10:22:53 PM) : become a man <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:23:28 PM) : I see, and how do you feel best describes how a man should be, from your humble opinion? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:24:07 PM) : Someone who isn't afraid of going out there and doing whatever he feels like doing, not being restrained by feeling self concious [sic] about yourself or wondering if other people will agree with you, etc. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (10:24:32 PM) : You gotta have balls. If you act like a little pussy, you won't get any pussy <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:25:03 PM) : and what if women were offended by such loose restraints? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:25:08 PM) : They're not <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:25:23 PM) : Trust me, I used to think that too. They aren't/ <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:25:34 PM) : In fact, women are worse <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:25:49 PM) : There is no such thing as a virgin girl after the age of 12 anymore, man. Everyone is doing it <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:26:03 PM) : people having sex left and right these days. it's a new world out there <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:27:02 PM) : you can't be stuck up on petty outdated morality in this new century we live in. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:27:46 PM) : I see. how old were you when you did it with a woman for the first time ever, and how did you feel before that date? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:28:23 PM) : 17. but i've heard people who've done it earlier than that. i mean, i feel bad for you being 26.. you're gonna get all the leftovers <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:28:31 PM) : how I felt... <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:28:33 PM) : i don't know <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:28:37 PM) : i never really gave it much thought <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:28:46 PM) : it just sort of happened <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:29:28 PM) : okay, that's good; let's get in touch with that feeling. did you feel left out as well? socially flushed? normal? or somewhat good? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:30:29 PM) : yeah, I used to feel left out. i was kinda overweight. I used to like anime and other really lame shit. But I stopped watching those kids cartoons, I started working out and before I knew it, I was able to get a girl's attention <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:30:41 PM) : and from there I just became who I am <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (10:31:36 PM) : that's good. at what age, approximately, did you start to feel more grown up and started working out and all that? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:31:53 PM) : I used to like the same Sonic cartoon you did, Pokemon too. But my mind matured and I started liking things that you'd probably find boring <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:31:54 PM) : hmm <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:32:05 PM) : i dunno it was sort of a gradual thing <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:32:22 PM) : it didnt [sic] really start at one age, but after the age of 18 i had grown out of all the stuff I liked before <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:32:25 PM) : i mean <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:32:34 PM) : anything that wouldn't be appropriate for my age of coarse <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:32:51 PM) : but that really happened by the time I was around 15 or 16 <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:33:04 PM) : good. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:34:09 PM) : tell me, did you anything in addition to working out, such as weight-loss medication, yoga, or whatever else was avilable for you to take or do at the time? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:34:26 PM) : There is no pill to take that will make you fit. That's all BS <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:34:36 PM) : yes. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:34:36 PM) : Getting fit takes a lot of hard work and dedication <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:34:44 PM) : There is no "magic cure" <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:34:48 PM) : I agree. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:35:09 PM) : You have to change the way you eat, the way you think, and overall become something better than what you once were. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:35:16 PM) : It's not easy, but it's worth it <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (10:35:46 PM) : that's good. what of your eating habits did you change; how much less did you eat? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:36:48 PM) : Well, you know stop eating things like pizza, fast food, processed food. I mean, you can look this kinda thing up in any health website really <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:37:01 PM) : okay. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:37:02 PM) : I'd suggest talking to someone who can help you with this better than I can <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:37:08 PM) : like a personal trainer or something <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:37:21 PM) : did you have a personal trainer or someone to talk to then? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:37:49 PM) : no, I kind of had to do things trail and error. but I wouldn't recommend that <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:37:54 PM) : *trial <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:37:58 PM) : I agree. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:38:29 PM) : tell me about your parents, or how would you feel that you were raised? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:38:42 PM) : i'd rather not, sorry <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:38:48 PM) : that's okay. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:39:05 PM) : do you feel uncomfortable talking about that? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:39:14 PM) : yeah <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:39:21 PM) : that's a bit too personal man <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:39:28 PM) : I understand. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:39:46 PM) : I mean I don't talk about your parents <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:39:56 PM) : those ED guys aren't right doing so either <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:40:06 PM) : what infuences [sic] in your life do you feel led up to who you are? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:40:08 PM) : I agree. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:40:28 PM) : i dunno <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:40:32 PM) : what do you mean? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:40:50 PM) : like your favorite toy, most favorite show, your childhood hero, etc. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (10:41:45 PM) : Oh, I don't play with toys anymore. But I used to like all the stuff back then. I can't even name it all. The stuff from the 80's like Voltron, Transformers, etc. and even later on Pokemon. But I grew out of all that <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:41:53 PM) : There's too much to name from back then <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:42:00 PM) : I used to watch all that stuff though <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:42:18 PM) : that's okay; if you can name only ONE, which would be your top choice? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:42:43 PM) : Battle of the Planets, but honestly the Japanese version Gatchaman is better <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:43:11 PM) : ah, so you were very interested in outer space adventures; lots of action. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:43:52 PM) : i guess s <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (10:43:53 PM) : *so <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:44:02 PM) : what intrested [sic] you the most from Gatchaman? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:44:34 PM) : I don't know. Anime back then was kind of a rare thing, but it always seemed to be unique and really stood out from the crowd. Like Speed Racer or Voltron even <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:44:42 PM) : You'd never expect to see it here in the states <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:44:45 PM) : I agree. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:45:16 PM) : did you ever want to be a space person or warrior? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:45:22 PM) : Now it's all over the place <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:45:26 PM) : nah <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:45:57 PM) : Piloting a giant mech or something would be bad ass though. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:46:10 PM) : ah, like a Mobile Suit Gundam. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:46:14 PM) : yeah <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:46:26 PM) : i was more of a fan of "robotech" (macross) myself though <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:46:52 PM) : so you were more interested in giant, pilotable robots? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:46:58 PM) : that's neat. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:47:15 PM) : yeah, war would be a lot more interesting if giant robots were involved <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:47:25 PM) : everything would be a lot more interesting with giant fucking robots <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:47:42 PM) : going to work in a mech would be kinda bad ass <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:48:21 PM) : have you considered a possible carrer [sic] in mechanics, where you may work with cars, or possibly being able to design and build the giant robots? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:48:41 PM) : no, that stuff is way out of my league <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:48:44 PM) : i'm no good at math <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:49:02 PM) : it is true that math is a small, but important factor. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:49:03 PM) : you need to be a genius to get into robotics <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:49:14 PM) : not many people are cut out for that <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:49:20 PM) : so you do not feel that you are a geinus [sic]? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:49:27 PM) : i'm just an average guy <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:49:47 PM) : that's cool. did you know that even average men can become soo great. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:49:48 PM) : ? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:50:08 PM) : yeah, but even then they're just average people <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:50:19 PM) : as long as you enjoy what you're doing what does it matter? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:50:27 PM) : I agree. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:51:08 PM) : and what do or did you enjoy doing the most of everything that you did? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:51:16 PM) : yeah <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:51:40 PM) : i enjoy every moment of my life. i don't worry about things like the past or future too much <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:51:56 PM) : you only get one life, why waste it? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:52:09 PM) : i mean worrying about frivolus [sic] things <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:52:14 PM) : that's a good method; living for the moment. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:53:13 PM) : listen chris, you gotta be a man and take control of life, or life will control you <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:53:21 PM) : I agree. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:53:37 PM) : being a 26 year old virgin is not the way to go <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (10:53:44 PM) : I hear you. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:54:50 PM) : so you feel like you have total control of your life; how is that working for you; I'm sure you must have had some temptations towards veering off? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:54:52 PM) : I hope Bob will understand what I have done for him someday <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:55:05 PM) : Even if the way I did it was not really the right way <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:55:24 PM) : but nevertheless I've tried <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:55:29 PM) : hmm <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:55:35 PM) : Yeah, I guess so <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (10:55:43 PM) : It's working fine for me <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (10:55:50 PM) : good. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:55:58 PM) : What temptations? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:56:34 PM) : that depends on your point of view; like for example, the scent of a freshly baked chocolate cake while you were lifting weights. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:56:58 PM) : Yeah, that was torture. But so is the thought of knowing you'd never get laid. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:57:08 PM) : I thought more about the latter and overcame the former <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:57:28 PM) : well-worthy of being praised. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:58:26 PM) : I'm not crazy. Bob might think I'm a raging lunatic, but I've tried to help him for so long and nothing works. The guy is still a walking pussy deflector <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:58:37 PM) : I can't help but feel kinda raged at him <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (10:58:43 PM) : and wanting to tell him to be a man <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (10:59:32 PM) : I see, and Bob's appearance and methods offend you in some way to ensue your rage; what specifically about Bob triggers your anger emotions? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:00:03 PM) : He's all feminine he's a fucking pussy, I mean look at the guy, no confidence at all. He's never gonna get anywhere being all quiet and to himself like that <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:00:19 PM) : He watches Sailor Moon for gods sake <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:00:28 PM) : thats [sic] a cartoon made for japanese females <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:01:26 PM) : so, it is simply the fact that Bob prefers things that females like, such as Sailor Moon, over things that boys prefer, such as Mobile Suit Gundam. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:01:58 PM) : I don't watch cartoons anymore <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:02:14 PM) : I understand; I am only providing examples. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:03:16 PM) : Hmm... a better example I guess would be MMA or boxing <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:03:22 PM) : maybe football <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:03:34 PM) : I mean, stuff that guys are into <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:03:59 PM) : let me go off-topic for a bit, which type of woman do you feel that you would enjoy better: a woman who was raised on Feminine things like Sailor Moon and makeup and all that, or a woman who acts manly, and was raised on MMA or boxing? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:04:40 PM) : I guess the former. A girl who watches manly stuff would be kinda akward. But really, there's more options than that. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:04:50 PM) : I agree. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:05:24 PM) : you know what MMA is right? UFC, the martial arts competitions <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:05:33 PM) : so, you feel uncomfortable of those of a specific gender that more enjoys the opposite things. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:05:45 PM) : I understand the fighting initials. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:06:23 PM) : well it's more like this. Bob's my family, I gotta look out for him <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:06:29 PM) : and right now he's not gonna get anywhere <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:06:35 PM) : at least in terms of girls, etc. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:06:49 PM) : so, you feel like an older brother to Bob, more than just a cousin? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:07:01 PM) : A cousin is pretty much the same thing I'd assume <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:07:22 PM) : well, I would not know; I'm not that close to my cousins. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:07:37 PM) : Family is family to me. But if you're not close to your family, then I understand. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:07:47 PM) : I guess I'm not really that close with Andrew either though <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:07:48 PM) : Family is family to me as well. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:07:59 PM) : At least, how he sees me <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:08:16 PM) : I hear you. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:09:20 PM) : do you feel like possibly your source of anger may derive from how much you may want to be more of an older brother to Robert, instead of possibly a distant cousin? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:09:34 PM) : No, I said it's the same thing <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:09:53 PM) : he's family to me, why would anything be different? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:10:31 PM) : My anger is at how much he just fails at life <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:10:42 PM) : despite attempts to help him out <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:10:51 PM) : I'd say nothing would be different, but take a guess on how Bob may feel; what else do you do for him that you feel may portray you more as a brother? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:11:14 PM) : I don't know man <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:11:32 PM) : But it pains me to see him go to waste, become nothing but a little sissy <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:11:36 PM) : who will never get laid <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:12:14 PM) : He comes from a good family, the Simmons aren't losers <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:12:21 PM) : He needs to live up to that. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:12:24 PM) : I see. tell me, from your point of view, how do you feel a brother would help his little brother? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:12:40 PM) : aside from teasings and violence? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:12:54 PM) : I don't know, I guess it would be the same. I mean, that's what brothers do right? I already feel like his brother <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:13:02 PM) : that's good. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:13:10 PM) : I guess maybe I'm overstepping my role, I guess you're saying <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:13:20 PM) : no, no; you are okay. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:13:23 PM) : I don't feel that way though. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:13:24 PM) : Yeah <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:13:25 PM) : ok <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:14:15 PM) : if I may offer my humble opinion, and I have watched a LOT of shows on the topic, a brother helps a brother by defending him from tougher opponents, thus builing [sic] up his courage from example. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:14:45 PM) : But man, the Simmons are warriors dude. I'm talking about guys who fought in WWII. There is no reason for him to be such a little sissy like this <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:14:49 PM) : hmm <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:14:57 PM) : yeah I think I've seen shows like that <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:14:58 PM) : I am not putting down the family name. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:15:03 PM) : you're not <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:15:06 PM) : i just went off topic <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:15:12 PM) : that's okay. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:15:58 PM) : ok ok back to what you were saying <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:16:00 PM) : uhh <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:16:24 PM) : so, from my example, if a brother wants to help hook up his brother with a girlfriend, or a laid-night if I may say, what is the best way to lead the younger brother? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:16:39 PM) : from example, so what do you think the older brother should do? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:16:43 PM) : that's the problem. i don't know <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:16:52 PM) : that's probably why I just end up making him feel bad <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:17:01 PM) : or doing things he finds abusive <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:19:02 PM) : from my perspective, I would think that the older brother would go to the mall, for example, with the yonger brother, point out the choice women, good women, and the wrong women in the crowds, to better his viewpoint on which ones to approach. Then, provide an example; the older brother asks a few women out, with the younger brother watching and listening; paying attention to all the details the older is setting from his example. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:19:20 PM) : then the younger would follow and fend for himself. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:19:27 PM) : from example. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:20:09 PM) : doesn't that sound like a good method to you? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:20:53 PM) : as long as the older isn't as rough in his teachings, the younger is more likely to follow from better example. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:21:54 PM) : sorry i was on the phone, reading what you wrote now <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:22:24 PM) : Yeah, but Bob is kinda shy though. He doesn't even want to go with me <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:22:44 PM) : He even fights with me about it <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:23:10 PM) : well, as a responsible brother, how do you feel is the best way of winning back his confidence in you, so he'll go to the mall with you? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:23:24 PM) : It's not that. He's scared of going to the mall and talking to girls. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:23:42 PM) : Really scared. He just doesn't want to do it <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:23:54 PM) : I think he might be gay <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:24:08 PM) : well, the best way to help a frightened young is to offer positive influence. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:24:28 PM) : Well, yeah I've tried but it doesn't work <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:24:35 PM) : that's why it just ends up being abusive in the end <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:25:12 PM) : Because he is a stubborn bastard who even fights with me to not to the mall or wherever. I've been nice to him as much as I can <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:25:57 PM) : Why is he friends with you anyway? I've always wondered if he was a closet case <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:26:00 PM) : you know, gay <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:26:02 PM) : be kind to him; open up how you feel about him, and inform him on how you'd like to help. and if he still refuses, then you may take a step up; extend your hand, like a kind soul offering to help a homeless person, in full support. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:26:18 PM) : if you guide him in the right light, you can keep him straight. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:26:25 PM) : Yeah <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:26:28 PM) : That's true <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:26:44 PM) : But if he refuses and fights with me then I can't do much about it <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:27:31 PM) : that's okay; just be good to him, and he'll open up and go with you; it's a matter of building up his confidence from good example. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:27:53 PM) : I wasn't always the mean abusive cousin of his, he really made me like this with his stubbornness <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:28:00 PM) : I mean I can try <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:28:04 PM) : but he just runs away from me <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:28:11 PM) : and treats me like I'm some sort of evil guy <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:28:28 PM) : and I mean, when someone treats you like that, you can't really be much else other than that <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:28:38 PM) : that's all you can do; just try; be good to him as much as possible, but not too much. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:28:42 PM) : kinda like how ED treats you like a bad person. Try convincing them that you're good <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:29:00 PM) : I understand you there. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:29:16 PM) : Also I'm not a part of ED, he is lying about that <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:29:19 PM) : after talking to me, how do you feel about me? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:29:36 PM) : I dunno, you seem like a pretty decent guy <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:29:43 PM) : I don't agree with how you've spent your life though <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:29:47 PM) : for the past 26 years <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:30:02 PM) : I mean being a virgin and all <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:30:29 PM) : and the things with ED could have easily been avoided <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:30:41 PM) : well past may matter to some, but it's the ending result that counts; I am a decent guy; it just takes time for people to see that. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:31:29 PM) : so, what good things can you do for Bob that can help build his confidence in himself and you? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:31:34 PM) : Yes, but your reputation is ruined now. It's going to be hard to live a normal life. You've gotta become someone better than who you are to the point where the article doesn't even seem to apply to you anymore <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:31:41 PM) : to the point where it all seems made up <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:32:03 PM) : and so I am ignoring their words, for the better. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:32:30 PM) : That's not good enough though. I just saw you on a news site, I mean, your public opinion as a whole is pretty fucked <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:32:57 PM) : let me find the link <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:33:32 PM) : damn ED's results have clogged up Google now <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:33:41 PM) : and other people linking to ti <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:33:43 PM) : *it <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:34:17 PM) : found it <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:34:18 PM) : http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/archive/2008/09/19/wtfriday-the-adventures-of-sonichu.aspx <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:34:36 PM) : anyway you get the idea <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:35:17 PM) : But, I think you could get through this over time though <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:35:39 PM) : well, that is their opinion, and I take that with a grain of salt and move on with my life. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:35:45 PM) : alright <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:35:58 PM) : so, let's go back to helping Bob. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:36:11 PM) : yeah i agree <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:36:34 PM) : what can you think of doing that you feel can help build up his confidence in you and in himself? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:36:44 PM) : i don't know <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:37:06 PM) : well, you can offer to fix him dinner one night. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:37:16 PM) : he won't eat it <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:37:23 PM) : he'll say it's poisoned <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:37:40 PM) : or something like that. the guy is really stubborn like that <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:37:52 PM) : well, you don't have to tell him that you made it until after he's eaten and enjoyed it. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:38:03 PM) : if I tell him at all, he'd be pissed <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:38:14 PM) : he'd try to start hitting me or something <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:38:17 PM) : really <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:38:36 PM) : although he knows not to fuck with me but when he's mad he doesn't care <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:38:45 PM) : well, what if he truly enjoyed the meal and thought it was really delicious and good? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:39:06 PM) : I can't cook anyway <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:39:15 PM) : okay, I did not know that. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:39:15 PM) : I'm not his wife <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:39:21 PM) : that's fine. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:39:47 PM) : we have talked about opening yourself up to him honestly with your feelings. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:39:58 PM) : talking about them. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:40:30 PM) : whatever I don't really care anymore <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:41:34 PM) : i mean, fuck it. you know what I mean <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:41:35 PM) : well, we don't have to strain our brains right away; you may take your time; think about it, ask yourself "What can I do for Bob to make his day better and build up his confidence?" <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:41:44 PM) : let him die sad and alone <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:41:47 PM) : write up a list of things you can do for him. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:41:59 PM) : what the hell can I do about it? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:42:07 PM) : i mean look, has anyone been able to help you? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:42:09 PM) : no <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:42:54 PM) : look, you are only denying yourself; you CAN help Bob, just have more confidence in yourself being able to help him. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:43:22 PM) : Ask yourself what you can do for him. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:43:27 PM) : make the list. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:43:35 PM) : and help him. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:43:37 PM) : let him live his own life, I can only do so much. He has to be able to help himself <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:43:57 PM) : I'm not his babysitter <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:44:15 PM) : he CAN help himself, if he is taught how to help himself from example. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:44:25 PM) : I'm not calling you his babysitter. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:44:29 PM) : I'm not a good example <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:44:45 PM) : Tell him to find someone who can help him out, like you maybe. But then again, maybe you're not a good example either <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:45:02 PM) : why do you feel that you are not a good example? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:46:01 PM) : I dunno, I mean the guy is fine the way he is right? What will he learn from me, to bang chicks and do things he finds objectionable? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:46:10 PM) : You said drugs were bad for example <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:46:14 PM) : would you want him following me <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:46:23 PM) : smoking weed <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:46:54 PM) : okay, that's a good reason, but what if you gave it up, or only do it when NOT around Bob. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:46:55 PM) : ? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:48:03 PM) : Bob can help you in return for you helping him; he leads you better by example of NOT smoking weed, and you lead him by example of how to talk to women. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:48:37 PM) : hmmm <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:48:45 PM) : why should I? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:48:46 PM) : You've said it yourself that you had control of your life, now you can better yourself to truly become a better man. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:49:07 PM) : Give me a reason that's not from a thinktank <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:49:09 PM) : Bob is your Little Brother; Be a Good Big Brother to him. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:49:16 PM) : Weed isn't bad though <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:49:24 PM) : He may think it is <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:49:26 PM) : but it's not <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:50:01 PM) : still, keep the thought that you would like to be his Big Brother; let That Thought be your alternative to weed. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:50:35 PM) : no it shouldn't <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:50:36 PM) : people can become better from other people. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:51:14 PM) : If not for any other reason, Be a Good Brother, for Rober [sic] Simmons V. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:51:25 PM) : Robert <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:52:09 PM) : Just repeat to yourself, "I am Andrew Simmons a Big Brother to Robert Simmons." <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:52:29 PM) : I'm his cousin <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:52:46 PM) : I mean metaphorically. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:53:08 PM) : Forget the word "cousin" for now; just repeat the phrase to yourself over and over. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:53:21 PM) : "I am Andrew Simmons, a Big Brother to Rober [sic] Simmons." <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:53:55 PM) : there ARE people who volunteer to be a Big Brother to a younger child. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:54:33 PM) : sorry <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:54:34 PM) : can't do it <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:55:03 PM) : are you sure that you "Can't", or that you "Won't"? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:55:26 PM) : it is not what you CAN'T do; it is the FACT THAT YOU CAN. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:55:31 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:55:48 PM) : nah <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:55:59 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:56:26 PM) : YOU ARE CAPABLE. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:56:30 PM) : YOU ARE NEEDED. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:56:36 PM) : BOB NEEDS YOU. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:56:39 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:56:56 PM) : hmm <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:56:58 PM) : I can? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:57:13 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:57:32 PM) : Really? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:57:39 PM) : Yes, YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:57:40 PM) : Really? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:57:49 PM) : YES, and ONLY YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:57:51 PM) : ...really? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:57:55 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:57:59 PM) : Are you sure about that? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:58:08 PM) : I AM POSITIVE. YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:58:19 PM) : I'm not feeling you man. I don't think I can <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:58:33 PM) : Stay with me. YOU CAN. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:58:37 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:58:40 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:58:46 PM) : U <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:58:47 PM) : er <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:58:48 PM) : I <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:58:50 PM) : I can <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:58:51 PM) : 't <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (11:58:53 PM) : I CAN'T <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (11:59:00 PM) : NO, YOU CAN. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:59:14 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:59:14 PM) : Really? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:59:18 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:59:23 PM) : AND YOU WILL. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:59:24 PM) : Really? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:59:29 PM) : YOU CAN> <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (11:59:45 PM) : YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (11:59:58 PM) : hmm <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:00:00 AM) : k <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (12:00:13 AM) : good, say it with me, YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:00:26 AM) : YOU CAN <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:00:41 AM) : lol. no, say it with me, I CAN <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:00:52 AM) : YOU CAN <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:01:28 AM) : lol again. YOU CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:01:35 AM) : YOU CAN <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:02:01 AM) : Andrew Simmons CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:02:07 AM) : no he can't <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (12:02:16 AM) : Andrew Simmons CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:02:20 AM) : nah <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:02:25 AM) : Andrew Simmons CAN. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:02:37 AM) : not really <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:03:05 AM) : YOU ARE ANDREW SIMMONS, and YOU CAN DO IT! <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:03:13 AM) : OMG I HAVE THE POWER! <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:03:23 AM) : I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRR <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:03:33 AM) : to say no I can't <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (12:03:33 AM) : YES. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:03:37 AM) : NO <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (12:04:03 AM) : YOU ARE ANDREW SIMMONS, YOU HAVE THE POWER, and YOU CAN! <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:04:12 AM) : ok <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (12:04:22 AM) : good. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:04:32 AM) : so, WHO ARE YOU? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:04:48 AM) : I forgot. I have amnesia <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:04:54 AM) : lol <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:05:09 AM) : SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:05:17 AM) : I'm Batman <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:05:26 AM) : lol <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:05:37 AM) : YOUR NAME IS ANDREW SIMMONS. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:05:43 AM) : Oh fuck, it is? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:06:17 AM) : okay, obviously I have built up your confidence enough to joke around. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:06:20 AM) : Sorry I just hit my head against the wall <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:06:24 AM) : I can't remember anything <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:06:36 AM) : Who am I? i don't really know <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:06:48 AM) : I'm trying to help you. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:07:17 AM) : and if at this moment you are going to be closed-minded to me, there's nothing else I can do for you. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:07:20 AM) : No, Chris. I'm the one helping you. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:07:47 AM) : Good night. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:07:50 AM) : wait <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:07:51 AM) : ok <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (12:07:52 AM) : fine <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:07:57 AM) : what did you want me to say? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:08:09 AM) : okay. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:08:27 AM) : I'm Andrew Simmons btw nice to meet you <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:08:35 AM) : I just got my memory back <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:08:42 AM) : now what <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:09:03 AM) : Repeat to yourself, "I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V." <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:09:07 AM) : "I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V." <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:09:24 AM) : that's good. repeat that over and over again. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:09:28 AM) : "I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am Andrew Simmons, Big Brot <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons  (12:09:34 AM) : oops <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:09:35 AM) : sorry <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:09:44 AM) : that's good. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:09:55 AM) : ok i got it man <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:10:00 AM) : now what <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:10:14 AM) : Go help Bob become a ladies' man. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:10:23 AM) : alright he's not here though <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:10:28 AM) : tell me where he is// <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:12:14 AM) : okay, I'll tell you what, write an e-mail to Robert, tell him that I have advised you on how to be a better man, and how you are going to positively help him, and send it to my address @ ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com; I will Forward it to him. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:12:46 AM) : I Promise. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:13:00 AM) : I'll just tell him when he gets back <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:13:11 AM) : okay. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:13:35 AM) : take care and stay safe. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:13:50 AM) : you can't talk any longer? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:13:57 AM) : this has been awfully one sided. all about me <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:14:00 AM) : what about you? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:14:10 AM) : I'm okay, and I HAVE learned from you. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:14:16 AM) : learned what? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:14:22 AM) : how to be a better man. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:14:27 AM) : details <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:14:37 AM) : in what way? <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:14:49 AM) : how to open up more to them with delightful conversation. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:14:56 AM) : to whom? girls? <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:15:00 AM) : i didn't even get to that <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:15:02 AM) : to women, yes. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:15:06 AM) : you did. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:15:18 AM) : i told you how to stop them from telling you they have a boyfriend <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:15:32 AM) : EXCATLY [sic]. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:15:45 AM) : Yeah, leave the medallions and toys etc at home <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:15:47 AM) : you have told me what to say in response to that lie. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:15:51 AM) : start working out <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:15:54 AM) : yes. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:16:08 AM) : get some better clothes. i mean goodwill is not really where young people go to get clothes <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:16:15 AM) : just a basic white button shirt is good <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:16:20 AM) : yes. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:16:55 AM) : Also about Blan..ca... er.. I ... nevermind <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:17:03 AM) : she's not a troll right <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:17:09 AM) : even if she is, time will tell <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:17:09 AM) : yes, she is not a troll. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:17:27 AM) : But internet relationships aren't good IMHo <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:17:33 AM) : they're nothing but trouble in the end <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:17:38 AM) : *IMHO <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:17:51 AM) : but whatever, you can make up your own mind about that if this works out or not <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:17:58 AM) : I'll be there to help you out afterwards <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:18:03 AM) : okay, thank you. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:18:25 AM) : all you need to mainly concentrate on is helping Robert. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:18:45 AM) : I'm pretty sure someone originally set Blanca up to this though, some poor bastard tried to use her to get close to you. I just don't see it ending we-... forget it, you'd never beleive [sic] me anyway <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:19:09 AM) : i'm pretty sure I know a certain group that... well nevermind <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:19:15 AM) : good luck anyway <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:19:23 AM) : thank you. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:19:29 AM) : take care. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:19:41 AM) : I'll let Bob know that I have helped you. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:19:46 AM) : alright <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:19:55 AM) : hopefully he'll come back. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:20:32 AM) : anyway, try to get in shape. you were fine but you've started to really let yourself go man. really I'd like to help you as much as bob <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:20:45 AM) : you need it <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler  (12:20:53 AM) : yes, thank you. <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:20:58 AM) : Peace. <font color="#B45F04">Andrew Simmons (12:21:00 AM) : anyway, take care then <font color="#0033FF">Christian Chandler (12:21:05 AM) : u2