User:Lime/BILLY MAYS Memorial

HI, LIMEY GAYS HERE WITH CWCKI'S BILLY MAYS MEMORIAL! ON THE BLEAK DAY OF JUNE 28, 2009 OUR LOUD AND PROUD MAYOR'S REIGN WAS TRAGICALLY CUT SHORT BY A HEART ATTACK. THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO OUR LOST PITCHMAN.



WE MISS YOU, BILLY. 

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PUT YOUR EULOGIES FOR THE BIG MAN IN THIS SECTION!

"Somewhere out there, I know he's laughing."

- Jump

"We have lost a hero to our glorious and noble cause, but does this foreshadow our defeat? No. It is a new beginning. Compared to Chris Chan the free time of the CWCki is less than one thirtieth of his. Despite this major difference, how is it that we have been able to fight the fight for so long? It is because our goal in this war is a righteous one. It’s been over two years since Christian Chandler, consumed by retardation, reared his ugly head from the festering sphincter that is Ruckersville, Virginia. We want our freedom. Never forget the times when Chris Chan has disgusted us! We, the CWCki and our brethren in the PVCC, have had a long and arduous struggle to achieve freedom for all citizens of our great Internets. Our fight is sacred, our cause divine. Our beloved Pitchman, Billy Mays, was sacrificed. Why? The war is at a stalemate. Perhaps many of you have become complacent. Such a lack of compassion is... Christian Weston Chandler has polluted our most cherished Internets with his horrific nudes. We must send him a message, but not composed of words. We have wasted too much time with words. We need action now. The Manchild must be taught a strong lesson for his faggotry. This is only the beginning of our war. We have been putting more and more money into our efforts towards making our website stronger than ever. Chris Chan has done the same. OK, he spends his money on PSN downloads and dildos, but I digress. Many of your fathers and brothers have perished valiantly in the face of a contemptible enemy. We must never forget what Chris Chan has done to our sanity! Our beloved Pitchman, Billy Mays, has shown us these virtues through his own valiant sacrifice. By focusing our anger and sorrow, we are finally in a position where victory is within our grasp, and once again, our most cherished website will flourish. Victory is the greatest tribute we can pay those who sacrificed their lives for us! Rise, our people, Rise! Take your sorrow, and turn it into anger! The CWCki thirsts for the strength of its people! SIEG CWCKI!!!"

- Jerkop421

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