Talk:Netflix

jesus christ my stomach anyway 11/13/2009	5:30:48 11/14/2009	6:30:28 11/15/2009	1:54:54 11/18/2009	2:55:36 11/19/2009	3:39:32 11/21/2009	6:25:18 Total	26:56:36 Average	2:59:37 Clydec 09:20, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

This page = a list of all his netflix? Clarify and I'll put something down. --YawningSquirtleRedux 18:57, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

plz sign ur posts also

Netflix has two things, some instant streaming bullshit and the regular "we send one dvd, we take one". Chris had two queues for each thing and he also had a history of what he watched. As you can see. the time he spends watching bullshit can potentially be...a lot. Clydec 18:49, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

Everything Chris does is bullshit. I can't believe I forgot to sign my posts dammit. --YawningSquirtleRedux 18:57, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

To Do
Brief explaining of Netflix, And a Screenshot of Chris's collection.


 * I wrote a bit about how Netflix works. Netflix also offers the streaming service through the PS3, which is probably what Chris uses to watch his shows. --Sack Thaddic 19:53, 23 March 2010 (UTC)


 * Need to wikify the movie lists (i.e. present links directly to Wikipedia articles, so people can read about the movies if they so wish). I'll start a bit tonight. --Champthom 08:05, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh damn...
I actually liked Keeping Up Appearances. Fucking Chris... --Edward 19:32, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Me too, man. Me too. -- Revolver Octopus 19:56, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Also, he got Elfen Lied, probably in the hopes of looking at naked anime chicks. Of course, considering Chris's childish mind, he wouldn't understand a damn thing that went on in the series. --BreadGod 14:54, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * This is evidence that Chris ruins good things for us. What's next, Chris liking Evil Dead movies? I doubt Chris likes Evil Dead, Darkman, or some of the earlier Sam Rami films. I'll bet anyone that Chris is too chickenshit to watch The Evil Dead or any Freddy or Jason movie, then again, anything he touches, he ruins it for everyone else. --UJ1A1985 21:37, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I just hope he doesn't latch onto Azumanga Daioh in the near future. N. Onymous 22:36, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I love Elfen Lied. It would be funny, though, if Chris talked about it. And twilight. That would be hilarious. It also would be funny to see him fail at trying to discuss it. --FelicianoV

Instant Queue
Y'know, looking over what Chris got on his Instant Queue gets you thinking on what he likes. Some are not surprising - I mean, look at his South Park collection. His anime collection isn't surprising either - most of them involve hot chicks. I think it's hilarious that Chris chose Read or Die, though - the main character, Yomiko Readman, holds a number of similar traits to Chris - room filled with junk (except in her case, it's an entire apartment building and it's with books, not shit), the girl's seemingly unkempt (she spends a good deal of the first episode with bedhead and its unlikely the girl's shown taking a shower) and she spends her money on books. I think we can forgive her because a) she actually has a job (part-time sub teacher) and b) she's a kickass agent.

Transmorphers and Robotech certainly fit in with his "Ooh, transforming robots" bit, though I'm shocked he chose such a low-grade B-movie LIKE Transmorphers! Beyond that, the rest are classics (the old Bugs Bunny movies and Red Skelton) and mass debating films (which makes up, like, half of the list).

Then, there's I Still Know What You Did Last Summer... --Blazer 07:55, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * And there's a ton of stuff in there that Chris was probably hoping was softcore porn. -- Revolver Octopus 08:15, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Do you think it's notable that Chris is afraid of harcore porn? Softcore cuts out all of the 'bad' bits. --YawningSquirtleRedux 10:54, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I think that's spot-on. I've long thought the reason many men like lesbians is a fear of pickles, and Chrissypoo should be no exception. Recall his first exposure, with the pool table?  I bet he only considers hardcore as good for "educational" purposes. Ronfredricks 13:00, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Twilight? Seriously?

 * What...The...Fuck? Chris likes Twilight? --UJ1A1985 21:33, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Ahahahaha no probably not. Chris just sort of watches things.--Beat 23:05, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I hope he tries to break into a girl's house to watch her sleep. And break her car so she can't see her friends--no, wait, that's New Moon and he won't survive all the guys who aren't wearing shirts.--MoarLurk 23:28, 21 April 2010 (UTC)