Vanessa AIM Chat 6

Vanessa AIM Chat 6 is the sixth chat between Chris and Joshua Martinez, an old acquaintance pretending to be Vanessa Hudgens. It took place on 21 April 2009.

Summary
This chat opens with Chris talking about his previous arrests. He is trying to hold a simultaneous computer conversation with someone named Emily, apparently not the same Emily he dated. He reveals that it was Ivy's idea to draw her dad as Coach McGuirk. He says more about how God and Jesus told him about Ivy being the one. If they have a son, she'll name him Reginald. He claims to know a little karate and that he's so strong that he can lift his office chair with an object on it. Amazingly, he admits that Josh could probably beat him in karate, saying that the beating he would receive makes him feel like crying.

Transcript
ChrisChanSonichu (11:33:45 PM): she's okay. but now she's giving me a mean-eye; your bodyguards did a background check on me, with my run-ins with the police. Joshua (11:33:57 PM): yeah Joshua (11:34:53 PM): they do alot of background check alot bc they care for me ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:38 PM): I understand. ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:49 PM): I just typed up what happened with the police to Emily. ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:04 PM): would you like to know too? Joshua (11:36:10 PM): sure ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:20 PM): This was in my EARLIER days of my Sweetheart Search Years Ago; I got handcuffed for "solicitation" and "loitering"; my attraction method for finding women was a sign stating that I was a single male, seeking a boyfriend-free woman. I learned a year or two later from my mother's words that having the sign by my side made me look retarded, and gave a possible impression of selling sex, which was NOT the case. Joshua (11:36:56 PM): oh Joshua (11:37:49 PM): yeah emily very cute girl ChrisChanSonichu (11:38:42 PM): Ivy is a beautiful girl too. Next time you talk to Harleen, or I meet you (whichever comes first), you may ask Harleen about Ivy; they were close friends. ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:16 PM): she may also confidentially share a picture with you, if I don't first. Joshua (11:39:27 PM): ok ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:54 PM): yesterday was our 2-month anniversary since we started talking to each other on the phones. ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:08 PM): I sent her a fun animated greeting e-card ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:38 PM): and I'm going to create a new music video for her, where the story is a fantasy wedding between me and her. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:41:45 PM): oh ic <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:42:29 PM): you should send emily some pic's of you <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (11:42:42 PM): the new video was her idea, and I delightfully agreed to it; she e-mailed me some of her details for the wedding. She wanted me to redraw "Home Movies"' Coach McGuirk for her father. :D <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (11:43:12 PM): I tried; she is not using an AOL client that can receive files on the AIM, or even in e-mail to her AIM address. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:45:55 PM): Have you try Sex on the Beach? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:48:30 PM): ?? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (11:48:44 PM): I'm sorry; I just accidentally angered Emily. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:30 PM): She said that after I made up for missing y'all with lunch next tuesday, she'll do something for me; I misunderstood and said a wrong thing with no intention of harm. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:34 PM): :( <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:50:48 PM): ok <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:51:08 PM): well you need to be nice <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (11:54:36 PM): that's not easy to think up on the spot, but I just explained how I can relate to how she feels about my mistake.  <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:54:49 PM): k <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:54:58 PM): you have a mic? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:05 PM): yeah, but hang on for a bit.  <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:55:18 PM): say sorry to her on the mic <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:58:13 PM): she's very Sexy <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:35 PM): I'm sure of that, but I'm just confiding in her about a piece of my past with encyclopedia dramatica. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (11:59:44 PM): ok <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:06:17 AM): so what you think about emily? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:06:50 AM): she's a good girl. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:07:35 AM): she is understanding of my past situation, and I think she's feeling empathetic for me too. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:07:48 AM): kool <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:10:37 AM): so ask me something you think Ivy is the 1 for you? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:11:15 AM): ? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:58 AM): God told me so in his own words, and I've told you the true story about the previous music video and my fixed biological clock. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:13:18 AM): if you amd Ivy have a girl what would u Name it? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:23 AM): Crystal <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:13:27 AM): if it was a Boy? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:13:33 AM): i mean the whole name <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:34 AM): Reginald, or her choice. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:41 AM): girl: Crystal Weston Chandler <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:06 AM): boy, Reginald (her choice for middle name and/or different first name) Chandler. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:44 AM): Crystal is just a pretty name, and I have had NUMEROUS DREAMS where I had my daughter in my arms, and her name was always Crystal Weston Chandler. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:17:55 AM): so i heard you know Karate? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:55 AM): I just finished talking to Emily; she's cool with me again; it is scheduled for a second attempt next tuesday. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:59 AM): a bit <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:51 AM): meeting in the Cafeteria/Ballroom building. Let's plan on meeting in front of the Ballroom entrance, just down the hall from the info desk on the 2nd floor. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:27 AM): I can do a karate kick and chop, but I don't consider myself a blackbelt. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:29 AM): :) <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:20:33 AM): so you think you good as Joshua? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:50 AM): he's probably better than me at karate, but I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:05 AM): the chair alone is Heavy. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:23:31 AM): so why dont you try Karate on Joshua <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:23:33 AM): ? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:08 AM): I don't want to accidentally hurt him; I am a peaceful-type gentleman.  <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:21 AM): but I can put up a good defense and offense when provoked.  <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:25:27 AM): so you think Joshua can beat you in Karate? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:39 AM): most likely. lol <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:57 AM): but even I would be surprised if I could even pin him down. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:03 AM): he's slightly taller than me. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:26:21 AM): that dont mean nothing <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:33 AM): I see that. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:59 AM): but, yeah, I honestly think he would beat up my ass if he wanted to. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:27:05 AM): would you like too try it on Joshua? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:27:29 AM): IDK, maybe. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:28:09 AM): ask him <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:28:15 AM): you should try <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:05 AM): I guess. lol but I feel kinda shy about it. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:32:07 AM): well try it om Joshua this week <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:32:22 AM): next time I see him, I'll ask. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:32:43 AM): he's gona say yes bc i know him really well <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:34:05 AM): what gona happen if you get ur ass kicked? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:19 AM): hopefully I won't be hurt soo bad I would require an ambulance, but I'd probably cry and weep from the pain for a short moment to a while. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:58 AM): but I have handled the heaviest of emotional pain, and I have expirenced a dose of physical pain too. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:02 AM): a good dose <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:37:26 AM): between being pinned down by the Nathanel Greene Elementary school staff in the 4th grade, being handcuffed and dragged, having my head rubbed vigorously on a carpet to make me shed bloddy tears. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:41:04 AM): ur wanny try it see how good you are? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:41:36 AM): alright; a later time I see him, I'll ask him. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:42:31 AM): so how you know ur Karate? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:43 AM): learned it from television mostly. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:45 AM): and movies <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:43:19 AM): so that makes you good from watching it? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:44:15 AM): anyway, I have published a set of 8 questions on Sonichu, and 8 on myself. I'm not saying, but I have actually tried my karate in high school while I was in the gym, and in the lavatory so I don't have to touch the handle with my hands. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:28 AM): after we meet, I will let you watch my crazy nudie audition you requested, as well as my test of strength. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:41 AM): those were on the CD-R. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:48:18 AM): if joshua kick ur ass so bad and mess you face up how ur gona feel about it? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:48:41 AM): ?? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (12:48:45 AM): just wounder <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:49:43 AM): A SHITLOAD OF PAIN, Physical, and Emotional; I would feel like my face is not as nice as it looks now, or before then, and that I would probably look like a hideous beast no woman would ever want. :( <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:14 AM): I feel like I could cry just imagining that... :_(

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