Talk:11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You

He's sad, pathetic, and delusional in this video. You'd think he'd realize that with the Twin Falling Towers video and the 'Apology' video that any hope of finding a girl, let alone losing his virginity, is completely and utterly gone. SirCucumber 06:00, 6 November 2009 (CET)


 * And yet, in this video, he comes across as more of a normal human being than he's seemed since his high school days ended and his days of being trolled began. Oh, the irony... Llort 06:11, 6 November 2009 (CET)


 * I really want to know what triggered this. RL trolling gets better results but it's harder to archive it-- no emails and IRC messages to log or voice chats to record. Sygerrik 06:57, 6 November 2009 (CET)


 * There's so much bullshit and egomania to deconstruct in this vid. Like how he's already thinking that his parents are going to kick the bucket soon so he doesn't need to move out of his house.  I love how he says she's the best person to come into his life, but it would seem that compared to how close he was with Megan, Chris and Kacey hardly even know each other.  And how he used the phrase "some of the things [Kacey's father] talked down to me about," as if he's thinking how dare he question the great CWC!  Kacey NEEDS me!  Alteceastlansing 09:03, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * "he's already thinking that his parents are going to kick the bucket soon so he doesn't need to move out of his house" ... are we sure they're still alive? -- Anaconda 10:18, 6 November 2009 (CET)

I just wonder exactly what Chris said to Kacey's father. --Sack Thaddic 06:10, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * We will need a large amount of SAUCE on this. I mean, this is incredible! We are close to the greatest Trolling attempt ever; forcing Chris to effectively GET A LIFE!!! Griffintown 07:26, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * He compared Patti's death to Kacey's grandmother dying in 9/11, and told Kacey's (ex-Marine) father he doesn't know what hard work or stress is. I don't know Chris's exact wording but he apparently argued with him about everything and told him that he crossed a line. Actual audio is unreleased ATM, but DOES exist. And Chris won't do shit to actually improve himself, ever. He won't listen to anything he doesn't want to hear and won't do anything he doesn't want to do. His first step would be admitting that he has a problem, and he can never do that. He just knows that promising to get a job and move out of his parents' house = potential china. -- Anaconda 08:32, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * Holy shit, acting like he knows stress better than a marine and works harder? How bout a page called Chris's Narcissism, where we list every time Chris acts like he is above others, other people owe him, he makes the rules, or has thought he was above the law. Good idea?--Sonichuistehcool 22:50, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * Agreed. Chris will never improve himself. He only promises to do so because he hopes that the promises alone will get her to come back. It's the thought that matters, right? Anyway I'm curious, were you in on this little episode, seeing how you know what went on? Glorious Tentacularity 10:46, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * So, are there any other audio files like that that haven't been released yet? Also, was it actually Kasey's dad, who I would assume is totally unaware of the whole trolling thing? If we actually got someone who had never met Chris before to be angry at him then that is quite good.
 * Patience. We can't get audio of this because Kacey is TOTALLY NOT A TROLL OK.  If she was, then it would be ok to release audio that only she would have access to.  But she's not.  So we wait. Sygerrik 22:15, 6 November 2009 (CET)

TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH.--Beat 06:09, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * Please do. Between his crocodile tears and shitty acting, I can barely understand this autistic shell of a human being. Orly444 06:15, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * THIS MIGHT TAKE AWHILE. Dear god the level of stammering is unprecedented.  --Beat 06:22, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * Make sure you mention his Cub Scout salute. He did that with Ivy's dad, too. I think he does it because Cub Scouts are generally not rapists. -- Anaconda 06:42, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * It's done... mostly. There are parts where he's mumbling under his breath and stuttering so much that it's almost impossible to tell what he's saying.  Also: this video marks the second time when I was afraid I would feel pity, but only ended up raging even harder.  "All that work for nothing."  God damn, I didn't know I had this kind of hate in me.  --Beat 07:04, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * I salute you for your work. And don't worry, we all get that feeling about him. Then, he does something and fucks it up--Blazer 07:24, 6 November 2009 (CET)

Actually, before I forget, what the fuck is that thing on the tv screen behind him? SirCucumber 06:18, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * I have a feeling it's some sort of music player on his PS3 (if they even have those, that is.) Orly444 06:19, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * It probably is. The PSOne and PS2 had them, so it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for the PS3 to follow their lead. Of course, I don't own one, so I wouldn't know. --Blazer 06:33, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * Yes, just the visualizer that plays when you listen to music on the PS3. Globe of the earth kinda thing. Dkaien 07:07, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * Kinda classy. Well, it would be in another context, anyway. --Beat 07:31, 6 November 2009 (CET)

What's up with the plural pronouns? "We shed them in front of you"? "Our health and well-being"? Please don't tell me he's bringing "Christopher" into this debacle. Ayvuir 16:40, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * Well this is just a guess, but when he's talking about "our health and well-being" Kacey is supposed to be the other party. Chis is very self centered and immediately assumes what's good for him is good for her as well.
 * As for "we shed them in front of you" I think he just misspoke. Wouldn't be the first time. --Beat 18:11, 6 November 2009 (CET)
 * I have the feeling that he didn't just slip up - remember that time he had what appeared to be a split personality (Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009)? Maybe he actually IS going completely fucking insane. It wouldn't be a huge shock, to be honest, if that were the case. SirCucumber 20:15, 7 November 2009 (CET)
 * Naw, he slips up every single sentence. And do note his statement of "And even when I try to act crazy those are pretty much lame attempts." I think he's counting on Kacey showing this to her dad to prove C Dubya C is a true and honest sane Mr. Goodbar. Klingerbgoode 12:36, 9 November 2009 (CET)

WHY WON'T HIS HAIR JUST PICK A LENGTH AND BE CONSISTENT --Sonicow 23:08, 6 November 2009 (CET)

Bryan Bash put up the audio of Chris talking to Kacey's father on /cwc/. --Sack Thaddic 08:50, 11 November 2009 (CET)