August 2015 Facebook Posts

This page covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in August 2015.

Summary

 * 1 August - Chris announces another batch of medallions for sale on eBay.
 * 11 August - Chris provides a teaser for a new Amiibo.
 * 11 August - Chris publicly asks his brother Cole to reconnect with him and Barb.
 * 12 August - Chris reveals the Blake Amiibo.
 * 12 August - Chris is confused by a post regarding transgender issues.
 * 14 August - With some ambiguity, Chris declares that he is a Pegasister.
 * 15 August - Chris sweetens the deal on his Blake Amiibo.
 * 19 August - Chris announces that he has relisted the Blake Amiibo.
 * 22 August - Chris offers advice to incoming students.
 * 22 August - Getting more desperate, Chris encourages his fans to collect all his Sonichu Amiibo.
 * 22 August - Chris declares that he is a "lipstick lesbian" and gets in a spat with his gal-pal Kim Wilson.
 * 23 August - Another reminder about the Blake Amiibo.
 * 24 August - Chris cops a snotty attitude about his fans' failure to buy his Amiibo.
 * 26 August - Chris yet again pushes the Amiibo and hints that he might be getting paid to draw the comic again.
 * 29 August - Chris reveals that he attended OmegaCon.

Much More Medallions
William Elliott Waterman wrote:

Chris replied:

Please Take Care Of Barb So I Can Go Out And Have Sex With Hot Lesbians
Cole's postcard, postmarked 9 July 1994, is addressed only to "Barbara" at "46 Branchland Ct.," which is not the actual address of Chris's home. It reads:

Introducing the Blake Amiibo
A fan asked:

Chris replied:

Later that day Chris edited this post to include:

He then shared the albums of Sonichu issues 1, 3 and 8. Sonichu issues 0-8 had been available to read on Facebook since 2013, but he took this opportunity to draw attention to them.

Wearing His Anxieties On His Sleeve
"Lizzy the Lezzy," one of Chris's favorite Facebook people, posted an image with the comment, "ha!"

Chris didn't get it:

Chris is a Pegasister...Or Is He?
The page "Derpy Hooves and Friends - Friendship is Muffins" posted the following:

In other words, like if you're a girl, comment if you're a boy. In a perfect symbolization of his gender confusion, Chris commented:

Understandably, someone replied:

Tantalizing Incentives
Three days after the issue, not a single Blake Amiibo had sold.

Refusing To Face Reality
Chris only sold two of the Blake Amiibo in the allotted week, so he was forced to relist.

Good Blood
Chris linked to a sorority recruitment video and wrote:

Still Trying to Drum Up Amiibo Sales
Chris provided a link to a video entitled, "Sonic The Hedgehog Amiibo Confirmed for Super Mario Maker! (Wii U)," and wrote:

Chris is a Lipstick Lesbian
Chris proudly and fallaciously announces his status as a "lipstick lesbian":

This claim initiated a testy dialogue with his friend Kim:

Chris responded with autistic terseness:

Kim countered:

Kim then provided a link to the Wikipedia article for Lipstick lesbian and added:

Chris:

Kim countered again, this time rather bluntly:

Chris, having been beaten, characteristically ignores her argument and responds with a gag order:

Kim, however, has the last laugh:

Miley Cirus
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted images of a transgender child. Chris commented:

No More Ms. Nice Guy
One of Chris's gal-pals was critical:

Consequently, Chris changed the second paragraph to read:

Chris's friend responded:

New Comics?
Having sold only three Blake Amiibo during the second listing, Chris had to make a third attempt.

A friend suggested:

Chris shot this down:

Chris's Spanish is, as always, poor, but presumably he was going for, "Think about what you're saying, girl!"

Chris Attends a Con
Chris reveals that he not only attended a convention for the first time in a long time, but he even cosplayed as one of his favourite My Little Pony characters. Unfortunately for Chris, the image he used as a reference is flipped - the musical notes are the wrong way around, which Chris failed to notice. This is, of course, not the only thing inaccurate about this cosplay. This may have been why he dyed his hair blue.

William Elliott Waterman wrote:

Chris replied: