User:ErsatzHouse

I am both fascinated and repulsed by the manchild. Actually, a bit by CWCwiki too, in a way. GodJesus, I certainly wouldn't like to have the trolls as enemies. Ever.

Oh, and Desi is the best Chandler cat hands paws down, because:


 * 1) He endured with feline aloofness Barbara's deathly and sudorific embrace at least once. Honestly, that's a feat.
 * 2) His slippery shit, liberally scattered all over the house, constitutes both a biological and practical hazard - indirectly trolling its inhabitants. Especially Chris.
 * 3) He's fucking fat, making him a fitting companion for Chris;
 * 4) He's probably dead, therefore a martyr.

Snorlax-proof, dirty, gluttonous and scarcely aware of his environment, Desi is the feline version of Chris. And for that, I shall proudly display the following userbox.