Jail Letter - 22 December 2021

On 22 December 2021, Chris sent a letter from jail to the Kiwi Farms user Spamton G. Spamton.

This letter contains Chris's "Updated Ten Commandments".

Highlights of this letter include:


 * The writer of this letter is noted by Chris as being the 62nd "Good/neutral individual who has expressed genuine good vibrations", implying that he has received letters from 62 individual writers whist incarcerated, not counting the "Toxic minority."
 * "...And absolutely no one of aural vibrational negative/Toxic intentions shall Ever sway me or Any of my Body and Spiritual Components within…" Likely means that Chris, like always, outright ignores any negative or critical commentary he receives. Chris’s standard for this is anything short of mollycoddling.
 * Chris’s supposed second coming as Jesus Christ is announced as “near-coming” in this letter, though with no precise time given, it is likely that Chris will keep claiming that it will be coming soon, just like many fundamentalist Christians and doomsayers do with the second coming of Jesus Christ.
 * Chris brings up “… the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth…” and goes on to describe various unpleasant and apocalyptic scenarios. This implies that Chris is having nightmares in jail.
 * Chris’s ‘Neo-Christianity’ is open to “…ALL valid Gods, Goddesses, and Religions….”. Which deities and beliefs are valid and which aren’t isn’t addressed, implying that this is decided by the whim of Chris himself.
 * Chris devotes a portion of the letter to his deceased father, Bob Chandler, ten years after his death. Chris feels the need to reaffirm that Bob has merged with his counterpart from C-197. This implies that Chris might be reminiscing about his father in jail and that he misses him.
 * When describing the Sonichu species Chris lists a few attributes, but closes with “… or whatever…” showing negligence in his supposed work as a God.

Letter written to Chris
On 30 July 2021, Spamton wrote about the contents of his letter as follows:

When told to post his letter on a thread, he replies as follows: