User:Meat Miracle

Chris-related
I discovered Chris at the age of 14 back in 2008 through Encyclopedia Dramatica. A little more than a year later, I was introduced to CWCki and found myself unable to stop reading about the strange and wonderful things that happened/are happening to Chris.

Before I leaned of Chris, I used to be like him - sitting alone in my room on the internet, getting up only to watch TV, eat, or use the bathroom. After my discovery of Chris, I was forced to re-evaluate myself: do I really want to waste my life away like Chris, or do I want to improve myself? It was at that point that I started going outside and socializing more. If it weren't for Chris, who knows where I'd be now?

That aside, my favorite video is, by far, CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!, simply because of the level of tardrage and biploarity in the video. My favorite quote, though, is the disturbing, unholy laugh Chris lets out in Secret Weapon.

My trolling efforts are restricted mostly to phonework, usually prank calling people using the Chris or Bob soundboard or directly calling the autistic wonder (and his family) myself.

About me
I'm a high school student with too much free time.

Stuff I do on the internet

 * Frequent/edit CWCki
 * Create maps for Call of Duty 4 under the alias EON8
 * Frequent/post on 4chan
 * Frequent/post on the several forums I am part of
 * Misc. graphic editing
 * Phone harassment

Stuff I do IRL

 * Photography, while occasionally uploading my best photos to the internet
 * Bowling
 * Urban exploration
 * Biking
 * Drumming
 * Amateur ghost hunting
 * Airsoft

How to contact me
Don't. But if you must, I can be found at meatmiracle[at]sonichu.com.