Jail Letter - 16 November 2021



On 16 November 2021, Chris sent the 4th letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. The letter consists of the ten questions asked by "Joe Mama", finally revealed here.

In the letter, Chris claims that his body "has had Few emotional breakdowns" while imprisoned, but maintains that he now has "Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality" and has lost weight (most likely due to having a diet with less junk food in it and having to resort to exercise to alleviate his boredom).

Chris also claims that by "soul bonding" Barb, he was able to cleanse her of all of her sins with her, and makes it clear that this doesn't necessarily include sex. Though he also claims that had he not "bonded" with her, Barb would have died. He also states that if he is not found innocent, there will be a premature apocalypse.

Notable statements include:
 * Chris got in trouble in jail when he "tried to enlighten the stage by highlighting a Portal". Given Chris's past behavior, this could perhaps mean either drawing on the walls or trying to punch holes in them.
 * Chris views his lawyer as "very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities."
 * Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is a widespread issue in American jails and prisons.
 * Chris states that there is a bidet in his cell. Due to the unlikeliness of such a luxurious item being in a jail cell, many have theorized that this means Chris is washing his ass in the sink.