Mailbag 6

Mailbag 6 is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the CWCipedia on 28 November 2009 and answered on the same day.

Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris receives a letter from asking for girl advice,  asking about the Korean military, and serial killer  asking about sex toys.

Chris also finally reveals the logic behind Bionic's stupid name, and hints at his upcoming, equally stupid Christmas story. He also takes a few moments to defend his use of alcohol and the blatantly racist Punchy Sonichu.

Chris can't handle the truth
From: mr.suchi suchisuchi  its mr suchi again i just realized i was wrong. you are not retarded but only somewhat autistic. this changes everything. you should improve your drawing its not good enough. honestly. i'm telling you as a friend. and stop harrassing women. because thats what your doing. they say you are racist. tell me, what do you think of the jews? because i'm a jew. do you hate me for being a jew? bye@undefined

Asian people call Chris out on Punchy
From: x_dprk_rulz_x@yahoo.com Hello Mister Chandler. I am speaking on behalf of America's biggest Asian American advocacy group. Some of the parents in here have let their children read the comics, and are very offended at your, character Punchy.

Punchy seems like a racist stereotype to us, with his slanted eyes and martial arts skills. Some of us have boycotted your comics. I know you mean, Mister Chandler, but please explain yourself.

PS: My father is looking into politics. My grandfather was a popular politician here, and he wants to follow in his footsteps, but some say he is short, fat and opressive. Do you, as Mayor of CWCville, have any advice for him?@undefined

In which Chris recommends a sex store to a serial murderer
From:  Hi, Chris!

Great comics! I especially like the recent one where the guy magically pooed his pants. So funny! But I digress: I've been following your advice on trying to stay straight and it's working pretty well so far. I used to have such a problem being attracted to hot teenage boys and young men, but not anymore! I actually live in Charlottesville and noticed there's a sex store called Ultimate Bliss. Have you been? If so, what was your experience? Can you recommend any straight-oriented sex toys? I live with my mom right now and she might get weirded out if I order anything by mail, so I'd prefer to shop at a sex toy store in real life.

Thanks, and great comics again!

John G@undefined

Chris sucks at answering fanmail
From: Darren Heimbach  Ive been a true fan of Sonichu for a while. When a lot of people gave up on Sonichu after seeing you disrespect your real fans by posting videos of you drinking semen and fucking blowup dolls, I stuck by you. Now I really wonder why.

Why cant you answer the mailbag daily, and why do you only answer letters with short, two sentence replies? Its not like you have a job or anything, and its really disrepectful toward your fans. You could spend more time DAILY to answer your FAN MAIL.

Please show more respect to your true fans and answer the mailbag daily, and with more than just a couple words. We deserve it.@undefined

Chris sucks in general
From: Crystal Chondlar  I couldn't help but notice you told somebody in the mailbag to take criticism like a man and learn from it.

You have never done that. Once. Ever. You cry like a little bitch and run away, or you just completely ignore it. That inability to change is exactly why you are the failure that you are.

Now go throw this in the rejected section, you fucking hypocrite.@undefined