User:Spandam-sama



A drawfag who likes One Piece and is absolutely fascinated by our manchild VIRGIN WITH RAEG. Slowly devising a plan to troll Chris. Has a lot of epileptic trees-type theories about Sonichu, and is also the #1 fan of the Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail. Also, is actually female (can you believe it?). Favorite characters: Naitsirhc before he turned straight again (seriously, that was a horrible move on Chris' part) and Reginald Sneasel (he's hilarious, guise). A big fan of the Asperpedia Comix.

Will write more here if I ever think up more to write. (Oh, and my troll pseudonym is Mike Pandamus, by the way.)

Other people's fanart that is made of WIN
To everyone who made these: you guys are awesome. I love you.

Misc.
""The doctor claimed that he was arrested because he refused to obey the orders from his superiors. He was to conduct artificial insemination of Oriental women by the sperm of male gorillas. The experiments were conducted in the medical department of the Soviet forced labor camps. The doctor claimed that a race of ape men was created. They were extremely strong and covered with fur, worked tirelessly in the salt mines, and grew larger than the humans—but they could not reproduce."

I think one of them lives in Virginia."

- My boyfriend, after reading a passage unwittingly describing Chris-chan