IRC (17 December 2008)

On 17 December 2008, Chris briefly chatted with some of his "fans".

As can be seen by the timestamps, Chris tends to take his sweet time typing out answers. This is the chat where Chris reveals that he doesn't really like other autistic people, referring to them as "a window to hell". He also handwaves a few of the more glaring inconsistencies in the Sonichu canon, and takes a few moments to hate on tobacco.

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[06:00:11] ¬ª Guest1 joined the chat room. [06:00:11] ¬ª Guest_ is now known as Guest1. [06:00:16] BlueSpike: Hi Chris. [06:00:19] ¬ª You made this room moderated for normal users. [06:00:22] BlueSpike: I CALLED THAT, RIGHT? [06:00:26] ¬ª Guest1 was promoted to operator by you. [06:00:37] ¬ª Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu. [06:00:44] BlueSpike: I was correct. :D [06:00:46] cogsdev: Hi Chris! [06:00:48] ChrisChanSonichu: Hey. [06:01:04] cogsdev: Well Chris, we made a list of questions for you [06:01:04] clydeC: We have a list of questions prepared for you from your fans. [06:01:08] ChrisChanSonichu: Okay, so what's the Qs for me to A? [06:01:12] cogsdev: OK [06:01:25] ChrisChanSonichu: hmm... [06:02:06] ¬ª Guest_ joined the chat room. [06:03:09] ¬ª Solidchu joined the chat room. [06:03:18] ChrisChanSonichu: I'd say that time at Target when the Jerkops wedgied me, then dogpiled on top of me and vigoursly rubbed my head on the rough carpet, causing me to shed tears of blood. [06:03:31] cogsdev: Wow [06:03:57] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Top Three, in no particular order... [06:04:22] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: Who do you think is the hottest guy ever? (no homo) [06:04:34] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I have none. [06:04:39] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: ok [06:05:54] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: the PS3 is a system that provides a variety of ways to play games, videos, tunes and display photos, surf the web and shop, and the XMB is the best, most simple menu style I've seen. [06:06:06] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: If the high school ring is the source for your transformation power, why did Wes and Sarah transform through medallions as well? [06:06:07] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I LOVE THE Wii; who told you otherwise? [06:06:19] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: well, you didn't seem as enthusiastic about it as the ps3 [06:06:36] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I hate the HEXBox in general. [06:06:43] <font color="#4DBD33">clydeC: Why do you hate the hexbox so much? <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:06:54] ¬ª clydeC was demoted from operator by you. [06:07:07] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I started with an Game Boy Original, after my Commodore 64. [06:07:36] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: ok, thanks for answering, moving on to the next question <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:09:41] ¬ª Guest_ left the chat room. [06:11:03] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Story-wise, after receiving my Medal in episode 7, the Powers were individually distrubed between the three of us, as portrayed with ancestry; the powers in my medal linked with my High School Ring at that moment. [06:11:40] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: ah, makes sense now, thanks <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:12:12] ¬ª vivitheg joined the chat room. [06:12:25] ¬ª Guest_ joined the chat room. [06:12:27] ¬ª vivitheg was promoted to operator by [^_^]. [06:12:28] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: personal, but 200. [06:12:38] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: ok thanks chris [06:13:33] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I have given thought to that; I will do that, after my True Sweet has been fully confirmed with me to portray the female roles. [06:13:47] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: awesome! [06:13:49] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: My Falsetto isn't that flattering. [06:14:00] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: next Q: Can you show us in a video how to do the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha like you did on the Jerkops, Chris? [06:14:02] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I sing like Sinatra, though. [06:16:29] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: wow, thanks chris, now i know how to beat any jerks i encounter ;) <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:16:57] ¬ª xavierz3 joined the chat room. [06:17:28] ¬ª vivitheg left the chat room. [06:18:09] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: sometimes, I draw out of porportion, and I'm still practicing on breast sizes; it would be a fault of mine on drawing big one time, then small or larger by accident the next. [06:19:02] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: that's okay chris, we all make mistakes. here's the next Q: Apart from the fact that they are too busy shopping to notice you, why do you think that girls do not notice you? [06:19:44] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: IDK; I am not a mind-reader, but IMHO, they're mostly already paired-up. [06:20:03] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: Have any trolls been hassling you again, like that man in the pickle suit? [06:20:07] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: what's the popular opinion; am I handsome or opposite? [06:20:19] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: oh good [06:20:46] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: :) Thank you all. <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:21:17] ¬ª vivitheg joined the chat room. [06:21:27] ¬ª vivitheg was promoted to operator by [^_^]. [06:21:32] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: that's an interesting topic; I had not planned on that, but I will give it thought in the future and present. [06:21:48] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: in a similar vein: Since you are much more sociable and direct than most autistics, have you considered volunteering to assist those lower on the autism spectrum? [06:23:24] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yeeeeeah... generally, I do not feel comfortable associating with other autistic people, especially the non-high-funcional; it would be like looking through a window to hell to me. [06:24:15] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: that's okay, i have something similar with the seriously mentally ill, being schizophrenic [06:24:34] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: not often. [06:24:46] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: What do you think about other video game series such as 'Metal Gear Solid?' [06:25:16] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I am open to all types of video games, at least to sample a demo. [06:25:43] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: i recommend MGS4 for PS3, it's really cinematic! [06:25:50] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I hear that. [06:26:22] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: OK [06:26:35] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: real life situations, book-reading, television and all that. [06:30:24] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: it's okay chris, we all have our preferences [06:31:03] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: that was ACTUALLY based on my REAL LIFE self back in my Freshman Year at Manchester High, from my memory. [06:31:40] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: OK, last question on the list: What exactly is it that you dislike about alcohol that makes that and tobacco the worst crimes in CWCville? [06:33:12] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: HELLO! tobacco causes Cancer, and ultamtely, including second-hand, KILLS ONE WHO DOES IT. It has been PROVEN Scientifically, written in books and paper, and all over the internet. [06:33:34] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: yeah, i really hate cigarettes [06:33:47] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Alcohol kills ones liver and kidneys, and when drunk, starts fights and increases likliness of automobile accidents. [06:34:02] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: Amazing, more fans continue to add questions, Chris. It is spectacular. [06:34:09] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: thanks for answering all those, chris! [06:34:14] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: okay. :) [06:34:22] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: There are more questions! [06:34:31] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: i have to go for a minute, sorry [06:34:36] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: okay. <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:34:37] ¬ª You are now known as cogsdev[brb]. [06:34:38] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: Should I take over? [06:34:45] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev[brb]: go ahead vivi [06:34:48] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: Well, looks like I'm in charge. Time for a few more questions. [06:34:53] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: okay. [06:35:52] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: Well, we now know that you are not racist. [06:36:00] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: good. [06:36:01] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: But in an interview I once watched, you said that you hate gay people. [06:36:15] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: specifically, gay MEN. [06:36:33] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: What do you have against gay men? [06:38:42] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I feel grossed out with men in general, because most of them are gross, mean and vicious. and to even imagine of what that situation looks like, is like shoving broken glass into my eyes. <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:38:50] ¬ª steventheeunuch joined the chat room. [06:39:29] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: I mean Chris, logically speaking, you should learn to love gay men. After all, they're make it easier for you to find a boyfriend-free girl! :) [06:41:34] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I just do not feel comfortable around men in general, and while I will aquaint with some, I stay my distance from them. [06:42:16] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: Alright. One lady all the way from Japan wants to ask if you would go out with an Asian girl. <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:42:19] ¬ª You are now known as cogsdev. [06:42:27] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yes I would. [06:42:56] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: Interesting, you should describe all the types of races you would date. [06:43:39] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yeah. to be specific though, all but black I would have no problem dating. [06:44:45] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: Interesting, a cute Arab girl wants to know if you would date her, she would like her identity kept secret. She's a little embarassed. [06:45:18] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: no problemo [06:45:30] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: another question just added to the list: If you had to draw a comic about something other than Sonichu, what would it be and why? [06:46:22] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: basically, I have already done that; me and my life, because it's me and my surroundings and my humble opinions of such. [06:46:47] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: ah okay [06:47:37] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: Chris, I would like to know what kind of diet you are on. I'm kind of curious myself because I've been wanting to lose weight for a while now. [06:48:20] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: eat less; play physical games, like Guitar Hero, Wii Fit or DDR; as long as it gets you off your chair and stand up. [06:48:32] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: i was wondering what your favourite accents are? i have a yorkshire accent myself [06:48:51] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: none in particular. [06:48:58] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: okay [06:49:09] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I am open to all accents. [06:49:54] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: What have you spent your $400 giftcard on? [06:49:55] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: and I like all types of music. [06:50:02] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: that's a really good way of putting it, chris :) [06:50:03] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I have not got it yet. [06:50:33] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: "Would you consider acting as a speaker to schools and the community to teach others about autism?" <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:50:45] ¬ª Decoy_Octillery joined the chat room. [06:50:46] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: and I have a few things in mind; I'm sharing it with my congregation. [06:51:09] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: looking forward to seeing more messages from you in the future, chris :D [06:51:19] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: yeeeah, copy and paste my previous response on confronting individual autistics. [06:51:30] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: But will you teach normal people about autism? [06:51:47] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: possibly, but it's unconfirmed at this time. [06:52:44] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: Mofo_P asks: Where did the Cherokian Crown come from? It just appeared in Wes-Li Sonichu's hand in Episode 7 Page 22 [06:53:45] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: my ancestry basically, but it's only a headpiece I've fabricated to signify my Cherokee heritage. [06:53:59] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: A lot of people have found a girlfriend that they will soon make into a wife at your age. What do you think is keeping you down? [06:54:38] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: shyness, lack of self-confidence, the infitely-high boyfriend factor, autism, etc. [06:54:58] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: When do you think Nintendo or Sega will make your Sonichu game? How long do we have to wait? [06:55:07] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I do not know. [06:55:13] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: Would you consider making Sonichu medallions for fans as a special request? [06:55:37] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: I don't know yet. [06:56:40] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: What is your favorite food? [06:56:45] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: mac & cheese [06:56:56] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: "Was the 'Song of Christian' video a project for school, or was the poem the project for school?" [06:57:01] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: and Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream. [06:57:17] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: i haven't seen this 'Song of Christian' actually [06:57:37] <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: What is it? [06:58:04] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: pirated from me, then published onto YouTube; I discourage y'all watching that which was stolen from me, that was on the DVD. [06:58:17] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: ok chris, i'll stay away from it then [06:58:43] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: maybe. <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:59:02] ¬ª Rosey left the chat room. [06:59:02] <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu: Peace. [06:59:04] <font color="#8A0808">cogsdev: oh, ok chris <font color="#BDBDBD">[06:59:05] ¬ª ChrisChanSonichu left the chat room. <font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg: GOD DAMN IT CHRIS