Talk:Hello, Juffalo

lolwut
Ok, what the fuck was the point of the makeup? -Cody 8:40 PM, 18 December 2009 My god. - Straha
 * I'm guessing he's supposed to look like Sonichu, but, he's coming off as fucking creepy! Jeez, that's going to be in my nightmares! --Blazer 05:34, 18 December 2009 (CET)
 * He looks like a Juggalo version of Sonichu. Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, the Ed Wood of rap groups. They are infinitely hilarious and infinitely terrifying. EnsignDisposable 05:48, 18 December 2009 (CET)
 * Learn to Google retard. --Delabonte 05:57, 18 December 2009 (CET)
 * Shit, another cool thing I can't lik anymore because Chris likes it. (Power Rangers, The Saw Movies, The Final Destination Movies, THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!) -Cody 9:13 PM, 18 December 2009
 * He's also into Death in June and Albert Camus! GODDAMN IT!! Klingerbgoode 01:29, 19 December 2009 (CET)
 * OH SHIT Chris also breathes air! You better stop breathing RIGHT NOW Cody! Don't think, just do it! –Ich bin schwul, Lynxr. Ich bin schwul. –  05:23, 19 December 2009 (CET)
 * Im pretty sure the air in his house is so thick from all the shit piled in it tht it is mostly farts and rotting cats, as opposed to breathble oxygen -Cody 11:32 PM, 18 December 2009

Did he said that he's ready to trade his fans in exchange of Jugallos? I wonder how his "Fans" would feel about it. Griffintown 06:15, 18 December 2009 (CET)
 * He sure did. Also, who the fuck is this "Gal pal" that got him to do this?  I think she just became a god.--Beat 06:32, 18 December 2009 (CET)
 * I was just wondering that. It certainly would explain the sudden burst of rap in his videos if there's some mystery gal-pal pulling the strings. Bladedone 06:55, 18 December 2009 (CET)
 * The Gal-Pal with the undead hamster? It suddenly makes sense... Griffintown 07:38, 18 December 2009 (CET)
 * Interestingly, or maybe not so interesting, the colors of his shirt match the colors painted on his face.Tarkus 07:26, 18 December 2009 (CET)
 * There's no yellow on his shirt (stains don't count). So the colors on his shirt better match the colors of NAZI GERMANY....! Interestingly, they were also fans of mass murder and dead bodies. --Anaconda 02:26, 19 December 2009 (CET)

Someone should splice the parts where he's yelling, "MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPEH, DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPEH" and send it to his parents.--Joson 06:44, 20 December 2009 (CET)

Transcription
Shit sucks, man. You'd think it would be easy because he's reading off lyrics you could just copy and paste, but he apparently never read them before trying to read them out loud in time to the song, so he slurs over half the stuff. Also, it doesn't help that you'd have to correct all the spelling and capitalization errors the little 16-year-old meth-heads with 85 IQ's who actually listen to this shit made when they transcribed it in the first place. —Thepicklesuitintheman 04:19, 19 December 2009 (CET)
 * I'd just do it phonetically since Chris has speech problems and is trying to sound like Homey G Roy here. --Anaconda 04:31, 19 December 2009 (CET)


 * As horrible as it sounds you'll probably have to listen to it several times to get what he's saying exactly right. Even though he's reading the lyrics off screen, he ad-libs a bunch. Around the 1:00 mark he sneaks "homos and china" in there. --ATOMSK 08:04, 19 December 2009 (CET)

I've got most of what he said down. In a bit, I'll go back and try to decipher the parts labled as mumbling, or indistinct. -Flowen 08:45, 19 December 2009 (CET)

There was a whole section missing that I added as best as I could. -I Love Little Girls 05:28, 20 December 2009

Chris' Hair
At about 4:44 in the movie, I spotted what appears to be a bald spot on the top of his head. Has this shown up earlier or am I extremely unobservant? Hejji 18:05, 19 December 2009 (CET)
 * Yes, and there's a better view of it. I just need to find the screen caps. --Anaconda 08:35, 20 December 2009 (CET)

Boobs
Look at 2:51. He grabs his tits. --Mgi 07:30, 20 December 2009 (CET)
 * oh shit, he does it heaps of times --Mgi 07:31, 20 December 2009 (CET)
 * He's just adjusting his "muscle bra". --Sonijew 19:59, 20 December 2009 (CET)

It's a Captain's Log, yo
MC Chris said so. --Sonijew 23:16, 25 December 2009 (CET)

Body Language
Just a minor pointer, but in the Autism page, there is a brief mention of awkward body language being a symptom of Autism, this video has a LOT of awkward hand movement and positioning, especially in the first minute. --DrJivago 22:54, 29 December 2009 (CET)

Wayne Gacy
Chris looks extra creepy with face paint. It's giving me the same creepy feeling I get from Wayne Gacy,the Killer Clown.--Bealtespip122 18:59, 17 September 2010 (PDT)