Misc texts

This page covers miscellanous texts with Chris.

Name change question
September 2014

Not Norman Bates
16 October 2015

Claiming torn ligaments
12 May 2016

In a message to a complaining customer on Etsy, Chris claims he had torn ligaments in his knee as an excuse for why he failed to deliver a paid video request. Note that Chris was exaggerating, as he was able to walk fine in the Proposition to Sega video filmed two days later.

Anti-Pmurt
3 November 2016 .

Fake Doopie profile
On 21 July 2017, a ween made a fake Doopie Facebook account in order to befriend Chris and get a rise out of him.

Two days later, Chris had fallen for the ween and accepted a friend request. However, the account was disabled the same day, though a new one was created, which he also accepted a friend request from. He later contacted the real Doopie, who confirmed it wasn't real.

The ween revealed his actions and Chris's response on Kiwi Farms, under the username "TheDoopieTroll", and was promptly banned.

Sorbet deceased
25 October 2018

Thinking of selling bath water
9 July 2019

SonichuMerch, a troll, suggested to Chris selling his bath water.

SonichuMerch declined the deal.

Text from Enabler
14 August 2020

Reported by Naught in the cwc frens server:

Transcription, sender's messages are in orange:

March 2021 fender bender
4 April 2021

A fan texted Chris to ask about his fender bender to his car after photos surfaced of the damage.