ECV 00002

"I was actually surprised on how my torso would look blue, then after I painted my face, before the headwear, I reminded myself of the Marvel superhero Nightcrawler"

- Chris to Jackie

ECV 00002 is a video uploaded on 10 October 2010 in which Chris uses the power of Random Access Humor and jump cuts to transform into his Super-Mode. Jackie requested this video two days prior.

The results are mixed; Chris at least attempts to use the same pose and positioning before and after the jump cut, but this baby step towards competence is overshadowed by a retard-fall back by the slip-shod cosplay self-paint job. An odd, incomplete white field over most of his face meant to resemble Sonic/Sonichu-style eyes, a cone-ear constructed out of construction paper (which regularly falls off, despite Chris's lack of movement), and a white "chest-fur" patch, which is supposed to be an outline of the Medallion of Fail only serve to further damage Chris's physical appearance.

Video
"At least I am doing this and... I have myself a woman, so there."

Transcript
Hello, folks! Hm. Well, and now for something completely different. Electric Hedgehog power! PEW!

[''Jump cut. Chris is now dressed as Chris-Chan Sonichu. The transformation straightens his back, lowers and bends his arms, and moves a few items in the background'']

Pew. [Chris-chan Sonichu's right ear begins to fall off] This would be me in my super mode! [Chris puts the right ear back on] ...if I actually had the super powers! [The right ear falls off yet again, but is put back in place] But I don't in real life. But I dressed up like this anyway, to, I don't know, [The same ear falls off yet again, promptly readjusted] just to say something or just to have fun.

Anyway, live an honest life, don't curse, don't badmouth people... It's just not cool. You know? Don't pic- don't torture me. At least I am doing this and... I have myself a woman, so there. So she'll appreciate this very much. She appreciates almo- everything I do for her. Especially these videos.

Jackie, I love you. I want to hold you in my arms, sweetheart. You come over right on here and we'll do each other right. Sweet times...

[Pause.]

Alright, anyway, stay in school, stay well... um... you know. Just live rife peace- live peacefully. Don't take- don't be angry at people. Don't be mean. OK? A'ight. Take care.