Talk:Mailbag 23

LOL at the Peta link. The whole idea of removing dairy being a cure for autism was debunked a long time ago, and is just alternative medicine. PETA advocating science is like Creationism and Global Warming denial. Hopefully Chris will buy into it and start proclaiming that he is curing his autism. IMB706 13:15, 24 December 2009 (CET)
 * PETA is willing to claim anything as long as it's in line with their "Meat is bad" stance.--Beat 16:56, 24 December 2009 (CET)

First, he completely ignores the point of my letter (The Adolf Meyer one), and then his magic spells can make easily him God above all the world. I hate you Chris. --OFSheep 02:39, 29 December 2009 (CET)

Magic
Hmm, interesting over his magic. I'm wondering if he (that is, Chris) meant it as "he wishes he had it" or "I already have it and this is the list", because we've already seen him do Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha and the Forgiveness Blessings and we know for a fact that the last three don't work worth a damn--Blazer 03:36, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * I wish there was a way we could clear this up as well. --Champthom 06:37, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * As an aside note, I suggest we probably need to remake the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha article into "Chris's Magic" (or possibly just to make a completely new page). Those "Hono" and "Come to me, my Women" spells are too lulzy to be ignored. --GokuGetEm 11:28, 30 December 2009 (CET)
 * I'm thinking of resending the letter so I can get most of this straightened out. I meant to ask him to put his offensive spells, and it would seem he missed the one counter spell I asked for. --NasuGrave 20:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

Double Letter
Gimme a few minutes while I clean this up, and figure out what the fuck I should do with the letter Chris Censored the fuck out of.--Beat 05:58, 29 December 2009 (CET)
 * Okay, that didn't work. I'll replact them with italics, but is there any reason that HTML color tags screwed up the Email template?--Beat 06:19, 29 December 2009 (CET)

Snake?
What snake is Sean Watley referring to in the last letter? He says (seemingly not in jest) that Chris intentionally ran one over just this past summer, but if such an event actually took place, it's not ringing any bells. Llort 06:48, 30 December 2009 (CET)
 * It's a funny story. You should ask him about it. Oh, and it took him more than one try. --Anaconda 11:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)

How appropriate
''"You fight like a dairy farmer!" - "Don't have a cow, man!"'' Chris's counter-insult is, as expected, completely idiotic and nonsensical. However, he mentions a cow... could it be that he has played Monkey Island, and just had misremembered (and completely butchered, as is always the case with Chris) the quote? Hmm --GokuGetEm 10:49, 30 December 2009 (CET)
 * He did play OR he heard the line from a player he talked to. Regardless of how he learned the line, it reveal us a constant: Nothing in Chris's life is original. If it sounds like it was ripped-off from somewhere it's because it was ripped-off from somewhere. Griffintown 15:35, 30 December 2009 (CET)
 * Right you are, he stole it from The Simpsons Kajillion 08:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)