Jail Call - 1 November 2021

On 1 November 2021, Chris made a phone call from jail to a fan named Cory Allison, who had previously sent him a letter. Cory uploaded a heavily edited version of the call to YouTube on 19 November. He uploaded a second version of the call on 26 November which is comparatively less edited, although it still omits most of Cory's side of the conversation.

According to the video description and replies to comments by Cory, this was the second of two calls which he had with Chris in jail. The first call was not recorded and concerned, among other things, Chris's intention to make Sonichu comics about his jail experience when he is released.

Notably, Chris continues to obfuscate about his incest with his mom, talking about a spiritual, healing event rather than the depraved, potentially traumatic act that it was. Also of interest is how Chris compares his family's move from Ruckersville to Midlothian to escape the Greene County school system to the Biblical Flight into Egypt, when Joseph took Mary and the baby Jesus from Bethlehem to Egypt to escape the persecution of Herod.

Chris mentions that he is keeping an "address book" of those who contact him while he's in jail.

Although Chris claims in the call that his phone calls are limited to 10 minutes, a later recorded call would show that the actual limit is 15 minutes. This explains how Chris's side of the conversation can last nearly 10 minutes on its own.

Full Call
The November 26 upload contains presumably everything Chris said, with Cory's side still removed.

Original Upload
The original upload of this call is a heavily edited version of the full call, with the remaining chunks being scrambled around in order to hide embarrassing personal information like the fact that Cory works at a Subway.

Transcript
Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a lot worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

I mean, especially Kenneth, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a lot in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7/365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the Akashic records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire budget to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines.

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di- the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and supportively [unintelligible] and emotional and spirituality talked a lot to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aura and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in phone time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

Background
On 24 November 2021 Cory posted a comment on his video explaining the circumstances behind the call: