August 2009

The first half of August 2009 is mainly filled with a large war between Chris and the troll CChanSonichuCWC, better known as "Liquid Chris," about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler. Also, it is slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on Liquid's girlfriend, Kacey. As August draws to an end, Bob complains about video footage of the messy Chandler household being on the internet, fearing that the city housing association could put them out of their house. Chris tries his best to get the trolls to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are spread. Eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.

Events of August 2009

 * 1 August - Chris uploads the first SingStar video, addressing early accusations of him cheating.
 * 1 August - Liquid Chris uploads his first video for the SingStar Challenge.
 * 1 August - Chris tells Katie Bay how the judging will work for the challenge.
 * 2 August - Chris uploads his second video to the challenge, "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M.
 * 2 August - Chris tells Katie he deliberately uploaded the song an hour before midnight in the hope that Liquid will be disqualified. However...
 * 2 August - Liquid uploads his second video, "Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme" by Will Smith. (This entry is disqualified for ad-libbing.)
 * 2 August - Trolls list Chris's 94 Ford Escort for sale on Craigslist, and then call him up about it
 * 3 August - Chris uploads his third SingStar entry, "Autumn Goodbye", and a harassing video "bonus".
 * 3 August - Chris thanks the trolls for documenting his life.
 * 3 August - In an email, Chris asks one of his gal pals for help with his printer.
 * 3 August - Kacey calls Chris, and he makes a complete fool out of himself.
 * 3 August - Throughout the day, Chris and Katie Bay exchange numerous emails regarding the challenge and his convoluted plan to persuade Kacey to have sex with him.
 * 4 August - Liquid uploads his third SingStar entry, dedicated to his True and Honest Sweetheart. Hearts around the world melt.
 * 4 August - Liquid uploads Challenge Video BONUS: #3, explaining the history of his parents, revealing what, according to him, IBAChandler's real name is, and including a mugshot of Chris.
 * 4 August - Chris demands the truth from Liquid Chris and admits that he (Solid Chris) is retarded.
 * 4 August - He later uploads a video showing how he draws Sonichu, in another attempt to get the truth out to Kacey.
 * 4 August - Chris uploads his fourth entry, "The Touch", by Stan Bush.
 * 4 August - Liquid uploads his fourth entry, "Think Twice" by Eve 6, as a threat to the impostor, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.
 * 4 August - Kacey calls Chris who, still impersonating Liquid, tries to ease her into meeting him.
 * 4 August - Kacey, sweetheart of Liquid, releases a video she had received from Chris the previous day.
 * 4 August - Kacey calls Chris again and yells about his sleazy attempt to impersonate her boyfriend.
 * 4 August - Chris sends an email to Vivian Gee explaining that he has become a better person thanks to his trolls, including Vivian. Vivian sees through the message, and claims he still hasn't understood yet.
 * 4 August - Chris lets Katie Bay know about how he screwed up his chance with Kacey.
 * 5 August - Chris uploads his version of "Smell Yo Dick", and replaces every instance of "dick" with duck, which resulted in Liquid expressing outrage against the fake Chris for ad-libbing. As a result, Chris deletes the video and uploads Smell Yo D***" with the corrected lyrics and reuploads the first trial of the song.
 * 5 August - Katie Bay asks Chris if he's doing anything by way of an apology to Kacey.
 * 6 August - Liquid uploads his fifth and final entry, "Lift Up Your Eyes" by The Planetshakers.
 * 6 August - Chris tells Katie Bay that he's spoken with Kacey again and she has calmed down. He is jealous of Liquid.
 * 6 August - Chris writes an "Address to the Homosexuals" for the CWCipedia.
 * 7 August - Solid Chris uploads a new video in hopes of getting Liquid Chris to come clean about his identity and to notify him that he needs to redo his fifth SingStar challenge video.
 * 8 August - For the first time in months, Chris comes out with new Sonichu material. He uploads the first nine pages of Episode 20 to CWCipedia.
 * 8 August - Chris tries to enlist Katie Bay in a new stupid plan to take down Liquid Chris.
 * 9 August - Chris founds his third and last DeviantART account, "CWCipedia."
 * 9 August - Solid Chris uploads a final warning to Liquid Chris. Liquid responds by uploading a phone call (with permission of the Feds investigating the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR CHRIS) Chris refers to in the video.
 * 10 August - Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a loser with manboobs.
 * 10 August - Chris uploads six more pages of Episode 20, to CWCipedia.
 * 10 August - Chris and Katie Bay discuss vegetarianism and The White Stripes.
 * 11 August - Chris uploads the KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
 * 11 August - Chris writes a resumé for Monster.com.
 * 11 August - Chris and Katie Bay discuss TV shows and video games.
 * 12 August - In a new video, Chris responds disgusted towards the Guro Pedophile fanart that has been sent to him.
 * 13 August - Chris draws the cover for Sonichu 11.
 * 14 August - Chris screams at Katie Bay for voting for Liquid Chris in the Singstar Challenge.
 * 14 August - Chris uploads CWC Public Disclaimer and the Real Chris announces his departure into adulthood.
 * 15 August - Chris rages after Vivian Gee promotes the Audiobook Saga on DVD. He later sends an angry e-mail to her about this, claiming he will use counterfeit laws against her.
 * 15 August - Solid reacts to Liquid's farewell video.
 * 15 August - GONE is uploaded to Liquid's account, suggesting that Solid has Liquid tied up in his basement.
 * 15 August - Chris uploads The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who, to say that the Singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
 * 15 August - Chris and Katie Bay discuss copyright, publishing, and magic powers.
 * 16 August - Chris uploads a new video where he retracts all most of his previous Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attacks. At the behest of many, Chris gives a special Forgiveness Blessing to CChanSonichuCWC.
 * 16 August - Chris writes a cover letter for his resume.
 * 16 August - Chris tells Katie Bay he plans to put his resume online today. He explains how he curses people.
 * 17 August - Katie asks Chris when he plans to finish Episode 20.
 * 17 August - Chris appears at a Charlottesville Council Meeting to save McIntire Park, and starts shouting like a retard in public.
 * 18 August - Chris tells Katie he's creating a new YouTube account. She criticizes the poster he made for the McIntire Park campaign.
 * 18 August - Chris creates a new YouTube account, ChristianWChandler, and deletes the IBAChandler account.
 * 18 August - Chris uploads a CWCFighter video where he shows the Internet his martial arts moves.
 * 19 August - Chris tells Katie he will be uploading his comics onto his DeviantArt account.
 * 19 August - Chris and Vivian exchange e-mails, where Chris attempts to get the FBI to arrest Vivian for the Audiobooks. Vivian, however, claims she can't be sued because she's in France.
 * 20 August - Chris announces he is uploading new pages from Episode 20, along with the rest of his artwork, on his DeviantArt account while CWCipedia is down.
 * 22 August - Chris tells Katie Bay he's on the verge of getting a job.
 * 22 August - In a new video, Chris refuses to stop drawing the comics and demands R-E-S-T-E-D-C.
 * 24 August - Chris tells Katie the job he's seeking is at Target. This is the last email he will send her.
 * 24 August - CWCki and CWCipedia return after a grueling, days-long outage at 110mb.
 * 27 August - In an email, Chris tells a friend that his parents have found out about his video house tour and are furious. Chris is deeply stressed.
 * 27 August - Chris uploads a video demanding all videos and pictures of his house be removed from the Internet.
 * 28 August - Chris and Kacey chat on the phone. She tries to persuade him to apply for jobs.
 * 28 August - Chris informs a friend that his parents are still upset and distrustful, and that she should hold off trying to talk to them.
 * 28 August - Chris's last DeviantART account is banned after only two weeks.
 * 28 August - On CWCipedia, Chris declares that he has been banned from DeviantART.
 * 29 August - In an email, Chris says that his parents have calmed down somewhat, and that he has filled out a job application at WalMart, but is unsure what his tugboat will allow.
 * 29 August - Chris and Kacey chat about jobs, money, and college.
 * 29 August - Chris uploads a video telling the trolls they are going to hell (especially homos).
 * 29 August - An uncut version of THAT IS MY HOUSE featuring Bob Chandler is released by Vivian Gee.
 * 30 August - Chris uploads a video, saying that he has received no boxes and that he has a split personality.
 * 31 August - Chris and Kacey have another phone conversation. He pretends to have multiple personalities.