Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)

On 30 November 2021, Chris sent another letter from jail, his second letter to Twitter fan, "Eels and the Egg-man", where he answers 12 questions received from him. The letter was posted on their Twitter on 7 December 2021, and uploaded on the Kiwi Farms that same day.

The letter shows that Chris has grown bitter towards Bella, who, to Chris, was previously a trusted companion and sweetheart. One of the more notable questions in this list asks about Chris's current feelings on the Suitress, a young woman who once had a genuine self-admitted crush on him, and that Chris had become infatuated in himself. In his answer to this question, he claims that Bella shall be punished on Judgement Day, and that he foresaw her "Nasty Plot" against him.

Chris also answers that he still has feelings for the Suitress, claims to have attempted to contact her while "healing" her through astral projection, and wishes for others to contact her, regretting not having her and an unknown person’s number. Chris had also claimed in the letter that he "foresaw" Bella's plot, and that he had told the Suitress about their relationship not lasting long, and the "risks" that'd come with it as a result.

Chris explains the Heaven Realms, where he attempts to do a bunch of calculations, and lists several of the resulting worls created by the Dimensional Merge. Chris also claims that these Heaven realms are roughly the same size as the city of CWCville, having visited almost every other dimension. Chris also acknowledges the existence of Hell Realms, saying they are comparatively worse than Post-Apocalyptic alternate timelines.

At the end of the letter, Chris explains how he is the Real Player One in detail. Chris claims that while the term was in part based on the movie of the same name, he also cites the Akashic Guardian, who is supposedly the chronicler of the Akashic Records, as being the original being in the universe, preceding all other "players".

He also makes the claim that as the Messiah, he can reincarnate infinitely many times and retain memories of previous lives. Extending on this idea, he then talks about his lifE incarnated as Jesus of Nazareth, then talks about a various number of other lifetimes he had prior to his current incarnation.

Along with these, Eels asks Chris about various other topics, ranging from donations to his opinions on various Christubers. Particularly of note is how Chris is asked if people can donate him money or game consoles in jail, to which he confirms that monetary donations are approved. Though he also states that other kinds of donations, including the donation of video games and consoles, are prohibited. Chris also claims in the letter that the Christuber Dillin Thomas is a "minor traitor", likely due to him sharing info about his incestuous relationship with Barb.