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Chris explains how smearing jizz all over himself will enable him to defeat the Jerkops.

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I STARTED OFF IN A CALM, PLEASANT MOOD, BECAUSE I WAS CONVERSING WITH MY GAL-PALS, JUST SO YOU KNOW, A GAL-PAL IS NOT CLASSIFIED AS A GIRLFRIEND; THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS. THEN THEY CAME, THE SQUAD OF JERKOPS, TO THREATEN ME, THE LONELY VIRGIN. AH, BUT I AM NOT THE WEAK PERSON THEY THINK I AM; I AM MUCH, MUCH SALTIER! LET'S WATCH AND SEE HOW THE BATTLE WENT.