User:Esteemed hams

How I discovered Chris
It was 2011. I was a 8 year old ADHD boy, with a lot to live for. Coming from a seaside town, activities such as fishing were popular, and people like I were always into videos of such. So one day, I scrolled down a bit further, and that's when I heard him-
 * "I got a fish!
 * Would ya like to make a wish?
 * I got a fish!
 * Would ya like to make a wish?
 * I got a fiiiiiiiiish!"
 * Would ya like to make a wish?
 * I got a fiiiiiiiiish!"
 * I got a fiiiiiiiiish!"

I had been blessed by his appearance, and from then on my life changed. Observing this lolcow actually corrected the wrongs in my ways, and without Chris I may not even be here at this moment.

Interesting discoveries

 * Chris-chan's I Got A Fish in 2011. I was 8
 * 50% of the security cameras in my school are fake
 * My city is home to one of the shittiest musical acts in history, Tame Impala
 * I am a woman-stealing JERK
 * Chris can't play yu-gi-oh
 * If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's 12 days per year and 97% loyalty

Originally created/In progress

 * Pokemon GO
 * Chris's Last Will and Testament

Sandbox(s)
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