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ANYWAY, AS FOR THE MEDICAL STUDY, AND THIS WILL REQUIRE YOUR AID, MAGI-CHAN. IN JUNE OF 2015, THE SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THE GENE-LIKE MOLECULE WHICH MAKES A PERSON TURN... UGH... HOMOSEXUAL; THEY NEEDED A VOLUNTEER'S UNTAINTED STRAIGHT BLOOD TO GET A PURE VERSION OF THE MOLECULE TO GENERATE A VACCINE. THEN I ENTERED, AND I GAVE THEM A BIT OF MY BLOOD. ONE WEEK LATER, THE FIRST BATCH OF TEN SYRINGES WERE CREATED; I WAS THE FIRST ONE, AFTER THEY DID THEIR SUCCESSFUL TESTS OF THE VACCINE, TO RECEIVE THE VACCINE, SO I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT EVER BECOMING ONE OF THEM. I TWO OF THE SYRINGES WITH ME BEFORE I LEFT, SO I CAN TURN RELDNAHC BACK INTO NAITSIRHC. I HAVE THE UNDERSTANDING OF KEL WORRYING AND MISSING NAITSIRHC; SHE DOES LOVE AND CARE ABOUT HIM SO.

ANYWAY, I WAS INFORMED THAT THE SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF THE VACCINE TO PUT INTO THE WATER SUPPLY AROUND THE WORLD WOULD TAKE ANOTHER MONTH TO MAKE. MAGI-CHAN, I WANT YOU TO TRAVEL FORWARD TO JULY 31, 2015, AND TRANSFER THE CRATES OF THE VACCINE BACK TO OUR LOCAL MEDICAL FACILITIES OF TODAY. I AM ENTRUSTING THIS CHAOTIC CRYSTAL TO YOU FOR A BOOST IN YOUR ABILITY TO TIME-TRAVEL; I WISH THE CRYSTAL RETURNED TO ME AT ABOUT 3:00 PM TODAY AT THE 4-CENT GARBAGE BUILDING; I WILL BE READY FOR ITS USE IN MY PLANS THEN.

YES, SIR!

BUT BEFORE YOU GO, I NEED YOUR TELEKENESIS TO RALLY OUR ALLIES FOR THIS MISSION TOWARDS CORRECTING MY COMIC MISTAKES OF MY REAL-LIFE BASE VILLIANS.