User:Cthulhu

"Cthulhu si a pretty cool elder god. eh devours us all in the end of times and doesn't afraid of anything"

- Champthom

R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu! Shitty Bel-air INCOMING:

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'm gonna tell ya how I became the prince of Ry'leh In interstellar space born and raised, destroying civilization is how I spent most of my days Chilaxin' relaxin' maxin' all cool slaughtering some heathens outside the Sh'uool when yog-sothoth got near he said, "You're gonna build a palace on that planet there." I unfolded my wings, if anything this opportunity was rare but I thought nah forget it yo servants to that planet there. I landed on the planet about 7 or 8 I yelled to Yog-Sothoth yo homes smell ya later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of ry'leh

Name's cthulhu, you got a problem with that, i'll have sex with your sister, i've been trollin' all these nigga mortals since the dawn of humanity. You like tentacle rape porn? You're welcome.