IRC (23 July 2009)



On 23 July 2009, Chris made his first and last IRC appearance in months. This time, however, he enters what he believed to be a secret "troll" chat, and thus adopted the troll alias of SonichuClone, a.k.a. Bill Riley (though he forgot that his hostname still said he was ChrisChanSonichu, thus blowing his cover immediately; the trolls played along, though). When pressured for a picture, Chris provided one that was on the first page of a Google image search for "man" at the time. Additionally, it was of a middle-aged man in formal attire; not exactly what would come to mind when you think of a typical troll. The Jack Thaddeus E-mails reveal that Jack had instructed Chris to join the Chat, as part of a larger plot to make Chris hump his favorite console.

Notably disturbing are 2 instances where "Bill" tries to persuade the trolls that compelling "Chris" to rape his pastoral counselor Rocky would be the perfect way to troll him. While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that he wanted to lose his virginity and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.

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Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009 Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE SERIOUSLY�' Set by vivitheg!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22 22:29:56 Ganondorf has joined #trolltrain4andhalf Ganondorf sets mode: +o Ganondorf Ganondorf sets mode: +o vivitheg Looking up vivitheg user info... Looking up Ganondorf user info... Luna has joined #trolltrain4andhalf Luna is now known as Guest6138 Guest6138 is now known as Pudding Pudding is now known as Lila''' GeckoMantis has joined #trolltrain4andhalf Lila is now known as Sabrina Sabrina is now known as Serena  I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE Serena is now known as Stella Stella is now known as Ruby <Ruby > lets PARTY champthom has joined #trolltrain4andhalf champthom is now known as NumberTwo Awesome_Sauce has joined #trolltrain4andhalf <NumberTwo > BROTHERS!!!!!! Awesome_Sauce is now known as NickDunbar Retrieving #trolltrain4andhalf modes... <NumberTwo > fffffffffffffffffffff vivitheg changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�' Looking up GeckoMantis user info... Looking up vivitheg user info... <NumberTwo > Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated. <NumberTwo > Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated. vivitheg changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�' <NumberTwo > ALLAH ACKBAR! <NumberTwo > ALLAH ACKBAR! <NumberTwo > ALLAH ACKBAR! Sonichu has joined #trolltrain4andhalf Sonichu has left #trolltrain4andhalf <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN... <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > What was that? <font color="#BDBDBD">SonichuClone has joined #trolltrain4andhalf Looking up SonichuClone user info... <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Herro <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > Who are you?

Bill Riley
<<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Hey, My name is Bill. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Bill WHO <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Bill Riley <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > Bill o reilly? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > No, Bill Riley <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > Fair enough... <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > where r u from? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > Who invited you? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > asl? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I live in Maryland. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > This is invitation only <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > INVITATION ONLY! <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > A/S/L? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Thadius <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > shut up guys he might be hot <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > of course, hot guys always welcome <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > lol <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > You bet I am, ladies. :) <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > You got a picture? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Mmm how big? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > PICTURE! <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > I WANT A PICTURE! <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > pics or gtfo <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Whats ur cock size, Partner? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Okay, hang on. I gotta look it up on this computer. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > about 5 Inches, give or take. <Ganondorf> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Eh <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > shut up ganon <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > WE WANT INFORMATION <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Ball size? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I don't play that game. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > How big is the sack? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > SHUT UP <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > 2 inches in diamater. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > hot <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > let me find my pic. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > thats a small sack, bucko <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > so small is good <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > well imo <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > small sack, LOTS OF CUM <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > hmmm <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > know how to use it? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Yeah, I am here for that. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > okay <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > well just stick around <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE! <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > ME TOO <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > eh <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > I h8t small cocks <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > lol <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > So, I troll him. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > of course you do sweetie <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > ;) <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > we can share this new cowboy vivi <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I hear that. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > of course Ruby <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Double dip, twist! <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > tinypic.com <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > upload it to like imageshack <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > upload there <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > or tinypic wherever <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > cool. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > SQUEE <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > I CAN'T WAIT <font color="#BDBDBD">GeckoMantis is now known as TheRealCapnCrunch <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > mmmmm <font color="#BDBDBD">JackThadeus has joined #trolltrain4andhalf <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > WHAT UP JACK <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > welcome gentle trolls <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv? <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > WELCOME, BROTHER JACK. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > I'm so wet right now <font color="#BDBDBD">vivitheg sets mode: +o JackThadeus <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > I'm masterbating with my playstation controller <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3 <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > i have it set on vibrate.......... <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > LOL! :) <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > snap! you're a bit old <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > DONTCHA!? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30 <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > mmmm <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > shit, you should do something about that <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I get that a lot. ;) <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > looks like a soap opera star <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > I can dig it <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > You guys seen Boku No Pico? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > oh jack you <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lolol <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > awesome boy porn <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > mmmmm shota <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > fap fap <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > want me to link pics guys? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > delicious <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > plz <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > meh mayber later after we get bizness done <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack <TheRealCapnCrunch> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU <NickDunbar> ...Goddamnit Capn <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Wheres cowboy? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Bill, hello <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Ok people <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > damn Jack is it buisness [sic] time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > duhhhhhhhh <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > fuck microsoft, shit. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > She was suppose to be here <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > i left her an email and everything. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > ikr where the fuck is she <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lolol <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > probably out with Maurice <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > and cocaine <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > & Jamal <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > and cocaine <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > and the rest of the jackson five <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > slut <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > do ho ho ho <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > ANYWAY, cowboy <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > you know what's going down? <font color="#BDBDBD">Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > :D <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Took you long enough <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > fuck microsoft fanboys seriously <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol yeah <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > and ruin their sells <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > we need to end the console wars <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > SONY WILL WIN WOO <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Hot huh, Bill? <TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > okay i'm banning you <font color="#BDBDBD">vivitheg sets mode: +b *!*@gecko.mantis Timer 1 activated <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > HAHAHAH <font color="#BDBDBD">Timer 1 halted TheRealCapnCrunch was kicked by vivitheg (fuck you�) <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > what a small cock <NickDunbar> So clueless <font color="#BDBDBD">vivitheg sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > ugh so stupid <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > so naive <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > yeah <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > a guy with a big cock would do it <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > and women would suck that shit <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > they'd eat all dat cum <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > HEH <font color="#BDBDBD">FireBurnt has joined #trolltrain4andhalf <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > shit son. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > yeah <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > but he's expressed resistance to the idea <NickDunbar> Y'know why they call it the 360 right? <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > I do not know, why? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Yeah why <NickDunbar> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree? <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > LOLOLOLOLOL <FireBurnt> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > SHUT UP YOU JOKERS <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > amirite? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > ugh jack listen to me <FireBurnt> yeah <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Yes My 2nd <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > oh okay good <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > You fucking shriner, FireBurnt <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > can i do it? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06 <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > only if we DONT have the sony humping video <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > that is when i'll consider it <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > right. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > god then i hope he doesn't do it then <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > kewl <font color="#BDBDBD">vivitheg slaps SonichuClone with a HUGE-ASS TROUT. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > SonichuClone <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > yo cowboy <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > pay attention bro <FireBurnt> you there? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > ? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > lol <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > lol <font color="#BDBDBD">Mysterious_Stranger has joined #trolltrain4andhalf <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > whadya mean, newbie? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > why you gotta censore? <font color="#BDBDBD">Mysterious_Stranger is now known as The_C_Man <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I ain't censorin' <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > well, what do you think about the ps3 thing <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > better not be <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > r-tard* <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > he's a motherfuckin retard <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > that's what we wanted to know <The_C_Man> Sounds pretty solid <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > ok then <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > the big plan <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I LOATHE the 360. Damn Red Ring <FireBurnt> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > yeah, fuck the 360 <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > YES <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > i'm ambivelent on the wii though <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > what do you think about the wii? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > agreed, I like Animal Crossing <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > It's cute. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > You ever played any 360 games? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > SonichuClone, aren't they terrible? <FireBurnt> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > do ho ho ho ho <The_C_Man> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > you so black C WOMAN <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I hated the 360 fuck-ups. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > of course <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > heh amirite? <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > lol <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > VERY <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol ZING <The_C_Man> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH <<font color="#585858">NumberTwo > lol <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > you know jack obviously <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > leader of us all <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > And I'm Vivian Gee <The_C_Man> Man, dat sum homo shit <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > nice to meet ya <NickDunbar> D'oh ho ho <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > greetings <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > HAIL Jack! :) <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > :D <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > I'm Ruby Serenity Minge <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > and the other people are a bunch of faggots <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Now SonichuClone <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > yeah he burnt his dick off <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > everyone here has at least 3 reasons of hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > What are your 3 reasons, my friend. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > ?* <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > *bastard <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > ok <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > On psn <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn <font color="#BDBDBD">Minovsky has joined #trolltrain4andhalf <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Chris has been banned 2 times now

Surprise Sex
<<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and film it. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > *have him film it. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Which Counselor? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol why? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Explain. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > the counsoler he sees weekly <The_C_Man> Whoa, dat shit's nuts <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > don't know <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > uhhhh is her name julia? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > don't care <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > EXPLAIN <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > listen <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Chris has 2 strikes on the banning <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > OH YEAH Rocky <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > the 3rd will console bann him for good <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > That's it. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > yes <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > If he wants to complain <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > then he will have to hang himself in the process <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > hells yeah! <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > lol like he told sam right? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Where IS Sam <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > probably cocaine...ing. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > but I do intend on following my end of the bargain <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit... <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > That much I promised him. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > WOO. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > YES! <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > (when he doesn't) <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > I know... <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > So honest... <The_C_Man> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > And humble... <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2 <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > he's such a retard <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > DUDE! <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol ik <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > SonichuClone, you ready to be face sat? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > shut up Ruby <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > you always gotta ask that <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > of course, showing how loyal he is to sony <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Jack, you are like an electrode <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > they have nothing <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > we have chris <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > yawn, i'm sleepy <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > we need some pep <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > i liked cowboy better <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > w/e proceed please. <font color="#BDBDBD">Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout The_C_Man is now known as Nigafingaonnatrigga The_Mistress has joined #trolltrain4andhalf <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > and smokin weed too. :) <The_Mistress> Hello everyone. <Nigafingaonnatrigga> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > sup mistress, we got a newcomer here <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > anyway jack continue <The_Mistress> Oh really? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back? <font color="#BDBDBD">Nigafingaonnatrigga is now known as NigaTriggaFinga <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > i'm blurry on the details <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed. <NigaTriggaFinga> Weed iz da BOMB <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > I love Soul Calibur <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > I am Talim <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Shit about Chris, and whatnot. Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > really off-the charts.

Doubling Down on the Surprise Sex
<<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Force him to dis himself by forcing himself upon one of his surperiors. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > why do you want him to go see a supperior? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > :) <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Did you hear? Ivy committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > DAMN! <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > how much did that bitch have? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > she tried to call chris once more it was funny <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > lol <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > Yeah she was so desperate <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Her dad found out about she called him <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > are you talking about money? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > she had no money'. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > *crooked cock <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > hahaha <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now she's dead cos of would be next for you on him? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > How much does he have? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > and then call the psn <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > since i know a friend in the office that can ban him. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Vivi created a virus to go to his psn. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > after the ban commences <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Do tell. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > I have a brother <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > go on. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > on how much of a internet slob he is. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol yeah <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > We will give him NEGATIVE media attention <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>) <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > I hear that. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > just like what I did with the radio stations <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > radio? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > what happened? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > Hold on a sec I got the radio links <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > there were like 6 or 7 of them <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Awesome! :D <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > did you do any of these others on this list here? <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > oh? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > we have a new plan. <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > We did all. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > it's a glorious plan <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > And then we will troll that Joshua Martinez guy that knows Chris. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > that guy's a faggot <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > yeah he's a mexican <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > sorry <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > *mexiCANT <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > & then Chris Crocker after him. <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > who? <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > a faggoo <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > never heard of Crocker <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > jesus lay off the alcohol <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under. :D <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > what? <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > heh <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > 6 feet under? <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > what <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Jack gets me. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > Drunk, Vivi <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > sorry too much to drink. <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > What the fuck u talking about <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > oh, i bet it's an injoke <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > or something <<font color="#0033FF">SonichuClone > yeah, an inside drunk joke. :D <NigaTriggaFinga> Shit man, dat's crazy. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka Julie. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > where the fuck has he been <<font color="#B40404">Ruby > lol yeah chris sux his cock <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > really? fuckin christ <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > I had to finish him off. <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > gasp <<font color="#FE2E2E">JackThadeus > So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video? <font color="#BDBDBD">SonichuClone has quit IRC <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > where's your damn friend jack <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > why did he leave <<font color="#0B3B0B">vivitheg > i wanted a pic of his dick <NickDunbar> Hm <Minovsky> chris wants to do rocky <Minovsky> he wants to do her hard <font color="#BDBDBD">Logging for #trolltrain4andhalf started End of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009