Talk:Mailbag 18

Famous/fictional/notorious people keep writing Chris, and he never notices. It's crazy. I'm starting to think he doesn't even read the names.

Anyways near as I can tell this one's about 75% operation mailbag by volume --Beat 23:11, 14 December 2009 (CET)

Decensor
Alright. Chris is now de-censoring all of his censorship. I just went through the recent changes on the CWCipeida, and noted everywhere I found it. Why he's doing this now is anyone's guess.--Beat 08:58, 15 December 2009 (CET)
 * Has he answered any of them? Or is he just piling them back into their original mailbags so he can delete the "Rejected" one? Or is he just deleting his strikethrough bullshit that everyone can still read? --Sonichuistehcool 02:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)
 * Sorry I should have been more clear. He's getting rid of the strikethrough bullshit he's added to other people's letters.  Well, most of it, anyways.  It's inconsistent, but I think I got all of it.--Beat 04:36, 16 December 2009 (CET)

Calling out CWC for wizardry...
Firstly, clearly someone has never heard of the term "correlation does not imply causation," and secondly that he wouldn't care even if he knew because he's an egotistical ass. I'm wondering if the guy who wrote as the Satanist should write Chris again and congratulate him on embracing Satanic sorcery, or one of those Christian folk who think that bestowing curses like a god is un-Christian, or a fan who is apparently schizophrenic saying that he knew Chris had superpowers, just like he has superpowers (of a disturbing and malign sort). Anybody else think we should start hammering on his apparent witchpower? EnsignDisposable 11:01, 15 December 2009 (CET)
 * I fully agree with this, Chris needs to be called on this. Griffintown 15:15, 15 December 2009 (CET)
 * I second that. Just think about how he'd react! --CWCAttack 03:23, 16 December 2009 (CET)
 * The question is, how do we break it to him? Asking if he really thinks he's some kind of omnidisciplinary ubermensch second only to Jesus and Mohammad?  Or pressuring him on his Wild Talent specifically?  A good one would be asking to be cursed as hard as he can manage, and then report that nothing is happening or that all kinds of supernatural phenomenon are indicating that Chris is actually super-gay. Seeing as how homosexuality still gets his goat and I'm still extremely pissed at his godawful "cure-the-gays" arc. EnsignDisposable 03:32, 16 December 2009 (CET)
 * Well, duh, first mention the word "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" and compare it to witchcraft. --CWCAttack 04:52, 16 December 2009 (CET)
 * We should also point out that the Bible says that witches should be put to death. I know he's the worst kind of pick-and-choose Christian, but still, it would be funny to see him explain it away. --sonichuis44 03:51, 16 December 2009 (CET)
 * He'd just go and say "It's not absolute and blah blah blah" like the stupid fuck he is. --OFSheep 04:15, 16 December 2009 (CET)
 * "Dear Chris, will you be getting a cure for the witchgene while you're in the future? Witches go to hell just like gay people, so you should get rid of that as well.  You wouldn't make an exception just because magic powers are useful, wouldn't you?  That would be hypocritical, not like a hero such as you!" EnsignDisposable 04:18, 16 December 2009 (CET)

Court Dox
Shouldn't there be a record somewhere of these legal proceedings? I have no idea where to look, but it seems to me that there should be somewhere we can look to find the lawsuit they filed (it sounds like they filed and it got thrown out of court). I'm sure a court record would clear up a lot of the mystery surrounding the incident. --sonichuis44 04:54, 16 December 2009 (CET)

http://www.courts.state.va.us/caseinfo/home.html Court of Appeals Continue Chandler, Robert -> Search by Appellant Click the one with Greene County School Board that's all we got...? Clydec