Praetor Jail Art

Chris has collaborated with Praetor, even while he has been incarcerated. Chris granted them permission to sell artwork that he has created during his jail stay and mailed to them. The art is drawn with black and blue ballpoint pens, black being used for the outlines and blue to illuminate select details. Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.

The earliest pictures are undated but appear to have been drawn and sent out prior to Chris's transfer to Western State Hospital in February 2022. Following Chris's return to Central Virginia Regional Jail in May 2022, he continued to draw art for public consumption, with June and August being especially productive months. He continued to send out jail art even after his case was sealed in August 2022, indicating that he was not completely cut off from the outside world, although many of his later drawings did not surface on the internet until months after the dates on which they were drawn. As of February 2023, no jail art dated later than 26 November 2022 has emerged.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on Etsy are represented in maroon.

"Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald", undated


Sonichu is drawn next to an enormous Master Emerald reciting Tikal's Prayer (from Sonic Adventure): "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos. " He then says "I pray to Mama Jesus Christ Chan this works. Cyan Master Emerald of our CWCville, I need you and the other six Master Emeralds to save both Earths' peoples."

"Flashzap", dated 11/24/2021


Based on the 1984 special It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown. A voice from the crowd says "That god can sure bust a move!"

A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu


Angelica is depicted thinking, "I pray for the good health, safety and well-being of all who are shifting to our humble universe's earth in our Lord and God's second coming. May ye all be blessed. Amen!"

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004


Sonichu thinks "Wow! Look at them all!" Rosechu thinks, "What a diverse group!" even though they all look identical.

The Sonichu Temple's Relocation


In Hyperdimension Neptunia, a Basilicom is an organization that serves the goddesses and governs each land. Along with housing the Goddesses, it also a place where people go to worship the Goddesses and the place where the Goddesses reside.

"Val Sonichu's Coffee Break", dated 06/19/2022


Val Sonichu is a Sonichu with black streaks in his fur and a third eye in his forehead.

"An Atlantic Dip", dated 06/24/2022


Jesus Chris-Chan Sonichu says, "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realised a few things. I know where I am going, yet only some idea of how or when to get there. Salt water stings, but I can swim. I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because Bella and Null betrayed me! They betrayed me! And yet, I still wonder if either of them were a better kisser than Judas Iscariot. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a hippo on my head. And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own."

"Prideful Interview With God", dated 06/19/2022


Jesus Christ-Chan is interviewed by WTOP, while wearing a bizarre costume, saying "Well, pride is not a sin, for one needs some self-esteem and confidence to motivate themselves and inspire others with soul and heart. The real deadly sin is arrogance. Thou should never go dark and greatly selfish, coniving, narcisistic, [sic] conceited or arrogant. To do that is to fall and burn like Vladamir [sic] Putin, Donald Trump or even someone like GiBi who is at his own selfish risk. Self-love and love of others; not selfishness."

The interviewer is named as Neil Augustine, a misspelling of Neal Augenstein, a real reporter with WTOP. "This hour's newscast is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage, and Lido's Pizza (We Never Cut Corners)."

An inset depicts GiBi and says, "Seriously, GiBi, you are neutral at present. Stow thy arrogance, and do not be a toxic one."

"Sun of Righteousness", dated 06/29/2022


The image is accompanied by a bastardised Biblical quote: "But unto you that fear my name, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in their wings. Malachi 4:2"

"COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1", dated 06/26/2022


COME_ADORE DIMENSION_MERGE,LOAD,8,1 LOADING... COMPLETED AVATAR_JESUS_CHRIST,LOAD,8,1 LOADING... AVATAR_JESUS_CHRISTINE_WESTON_CHANDLER_SONICHU4.0 AWAKENING... LOADING... COMPLETED MODERN_MALACHU,LOAD,8,1 COMPLETED MODERN_REVELATIONS,LOAD,8,1 COMPLETED SHIFT_TO_RECOMBINED_DEARTH,LOAD,8,1 IN PROGRESS AVATAR_SECOND_COMING,LOAD,8,1 COMPLETED RUN

"Soup Store Double Feature", dated 11/13/2022


"Soup Store" is an anime meme from 2015: KYM