User:Steve Landcleamer/Kim


 * "Kim" redirects here. For Chris's, blow up doll see Kimmi.

Kim Wilson is a gal pal/troll of Chris. She was first mentioned in Kacey Call 1, and much of what is known of her comes from references in the Kacey calls. In 2009, Kim was regularly calling Chris at 10 P.M. Unfortunately none of her calls have been released.

Kim also served as a judge for the SingStar Challenge, where she voted in favor of Solid Chris.

Introduction to Chris and Kacey
Prior to the Kacey calls, Kim had been emailing Chris, helping him get into Liquid Chris's email account. In an effort to establish herself as a non-boyfriend free girl, she told him she was with a tough dude named Logan, and together they had two German shepherds. Despite this, Chris still thought Kim liked him, and asked Kacey to ask her what she thought of him. This was in spite of the fact that Chris claimed "I respect her space very much." After Chris gave Kim's email address to Kacey, the two became friends.

Trolling
In August 2009, Kim asked Chris to share his PSN information with her, to which he happily gave up his username and password, resulting in his PSN account getting hacked.

By September 2009, Kim was regularly calling Chris. It was Kim's suggestion that Chris get a sports bra for exercising, prompting Chris to purchase one. That month, Chris also sent her the pictures of him with Hambeast, as well as the picture of him in the sports bra. He also told her he had an insecurity over penis size. While Chris ignored her suggestion to do a Sonichu cosplay, he would later cosplay as Chris-chan Sonichu. She failed at getting Chris to give her his PS3, under the guise that her boyfriend was a professional who could debug it.

It was Kim who told Chris that Regina could just be "a whole bunch of misunderstandings", instead of a troll.

Attempts to improve Chris
Like Kacey, Kim actually tried to get Chris to improve his life. She was asking Chris to eat right and exercise, to stop sighing and saying "whatever", take his Lego city apart , learn to play the guitar , and gave him a mock job interview, in hopes that he'd find a job. Of course none of these happened.

Real-life encounters
At one point, Chris met Kim in person, going to an Applebees with her and Kacey.

It was under Kim's youtube account that a number of videos of Chris interacting in public were released, however it is unknown whether Kim shot these videos.

Mentions in videos
In June 2009, after Chris created a video called Don't Trust Any Homos Over There, an upset Kim forced Chris to create the apology video I'm Sorry, Dude, in which Chris insisted that he likes gays who "ac— ...accomplish other things, like Stephen Fry, who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on LittleBigPlanet." Kim claimed to be upset because her boyfriend had a gay brother who lost both his arms in Iraq.

Chris mentions Kim in his August 2009 video, Light His Mind's Darkest Hour, in which Chris states that Kim brought it to his attention that his Curse-ye-ha-me-ha of Liquid Chris was too harsh of a punishment.