Masturbating and squirtin'

"Every Person is Doing it!! Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)"

- Chris during his editing sessions on ED.

Masturbating and squirtin' refers to Chris's notorious response on 4 November 2007 to the fanart Evan culled from 4chan and mailed to Chris. It highlighted his intense homophobia, arrogance, and naïveté. Trolls also noted that he took no offense to the accusations of racism. Evan immediately posted Chris's reply to 4chan, which promptly lost its shit. Further correspondence only introduced the internet to other facets of his insanity. From here on out the trolling would never stop. This dialogue was among the earliest constituents to Chris's new Encyclopedia Dramatica page. All images can be found in the gallery.

Evan sent Chris the following on 3 November 2007:

Chris responded:

Evan bowed to Chris's request:

Evan followed this up with more fanart:

Chris responded in fury:

Evan simply posted: