Jail Letter - 5 August 2022

On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a twentieth and final letter to Kenneth Engelhardt.

Highlights of the letter include:


 * Chris addresses Kenneth's concerns about the way he writes in his letters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke Aramaic and not the Early Modern English of the King James Bible.
 * Chris claims that he began using antiquated English because it was the language he spoke in his past life as the magician Sylvia in the reign of King Arthur, which Chris believes was in the fourteenth century. Never mind that Arthur reigned in the fifth and sixth centuries AD (if he existed at all), that there is no mention of a magician named Sylvia in Arthurian legend, and that fourteenth-century Middle English is very different from seventeenth-century Early Modern English.
 * Chris claims himself to be a "fellow servant" amongst the general population, citing that Biblical scriptures allude to this "simple fact".
 * Chris once again discusses how he "cleansed Barb's soul", though this time claiming that he did this to pay a mortgage, which he had also requested several people to pay for Barb before she gets relocated.
 * Chris insists that all interactions that he had with cartoon characters were real and were not fabrications of his own mind. Chris also claims this to be the case before getting any sort of influence from trolls toying with his fantasies.
 * Chris claims that the events of the initial writing of Sonichu #10 had foreshadowed the Monkeypox outbreak, citing the disease's prevelancy among homos.
 * Chris also claims that Global Warming is a natural process meant to weed out the toxics and is a sign of his growing strength.
 * Chris writes a postscript, where he claims that the words of Emanuel and other gods should be considered first and foremost before he is told to "shut up" or "ditching one's own faith".

Kenneth sent Chris a response a few days later, expressing dismay at Chris's callousness toward his mother and "excommunicating" him from the "Sonichu Project". Chris did not respond.