User:Cogsdev/Cwc.wad

cwc.wad is a PWAD for id software's classic shooter DOOM. It replaces all the enemy sound effects with Chris-chan quotes. Features coming soon include CUSTOM MSPAINTED sprites, multiple troll-themed player classes and other Chris-related goodies. Planning and discussion of planning takes place here.

Invasion
Doctor Andes paced back and forth in the laboratory. He was alone. Everyone else had left the labs. They would work on the artefact tomorrow. But Dr. Andes was determined to unlock its secrets. It was a square tablet, about an inch and a half thick, with four arrows on one side, all pointing away from the circle in the middle and towards the tablet's edges. Dr. Gowen was convinced it was some sort of device, and Dr. Hammer believed it originated from Earth. Dr. Andes didn't know what to think. The other artefacts they'd recovered were simple objects with no special properties. This could have been the same way and would have already been archived away were it not for the curious fact that all scans on it failed. Nothing could get any information from it. Dr. Andes thought that it could be some sort of capsule that crashed into Phobos, and so was desperate to open it. Finally, frustrated by his lack of progress, he said "Open sesame!" Unfortunately, he was ill. His voice wasn't as steady as it should have been. If he hadn't accidentally uttered "Open says-a-me", our galaxy might have been spared the coming storm. But the artefact reacted. It threw Dr. Andes to the floor, and light burst forth from it. The very fabric of reality was torn asunder as a great swirling vortex erupted from the centre of the tablet.

And so it begins...

Reaction
The silencing of the Mars colonies did not go unnoticed. The United Aerospace Corporation had huge sums of money invested in their labs on Mars and its two moons. They quickly used the last data files sent from Phobos to identify their foes and form a team to combat them. Ancient secrets from before the New Dark Ages, the mysterious secret societies of the Datalinks, the illegal practices of various underground scientists. All were brought together to create a top-secret spaceship, codenamed "CRACKDER". The spaceship was a heavily armoured carrier ship, outfitted with experimental teleporter prototypes and the latest in cloning technology. The ship was loaded with a crew of specialists and a cargo of cloning samples and equipment fabricators. It was designed to land on a planet or moon while resisting heavy fire, clone a group of warriors, outfit them with appropriate gear and then teleport them to their target. But who would the ship clone? Who could possibly combat this mysterious menace? The answers lie below...

Characters
todo: get artwork of characters, learn to do wiki formatting to make it pretty, write character descriptions.

Bob Chandler
slower, more health. minimum health needed to run is very high due to his age.

Cole Smithey
faster, less health. can run regardless of current health.

The Man in the Pickle Suit
need ideas. currently, is just like the marine, but starts with a chaingun and more bullets.

Clyde Cash
has a slander ray that turns monsters into gay men(immobile, do not attack) for 10 seconds and players into hard gay(can only attack with pelvic thrusts) for 30 seconds. not sure what kind of ammo the slander ray should use, cells?

Mary Lee Walsh
has her sceptre, which fires fast purple projectiles(like the starting wand from heretic) at no ammo cost. considering lowering her health and giving her a variety of wands, maybe a running speed increase but not a sidestep or walking speed increase.

Roach
has a mute button weapon, that can silence enemies for a set period of time, preventing them from firing(and maybe making any sounds, if i can figure out how to do that). will have to find a way to prevent an enemy being chain-silenced, or this will be stupidly overpowered.

Zombies

 * "You're going DOWN!" (sighting 1)
 * "IT'S TIME TO FACE FACTS, MISTER" (sighting 2)
 * "I am not a pedofork, you dork!" (sighting 3)
 * "IN DA EAAAGH" (death 1)
 * "Don't you ever do that again, you bastard!" (death 2)
 * "I was tricked, I was betrayed..." (death 3)

Imp

 * "YOU ARE DEAAAAAAD" (sighting 1)
 * "MY NAME IS NOT IAN... BRANDON... SOMETHING!" (sighting 2)
 * "R-E-S-T-E-D-C" (wandering)
 * * grunts * (death 1)
 * "I can feel the cosmos!" (death 2)

Demon/spectre

 * "Let's go Ghostbusters, let's go! Let's go! Let's go!" (sighting)
 * "Oh my axles, I lost my axles!" (death)

Lost soul

 * "SHOW MY FANGS!" (attack)

Revenant

 * "BACK THE FUCK OFF!" (sighting)
 * "I will come down AT you" (wandering)
 * "I'm gay, I'm gay." (death)

Cacodemon

 * "You are such a cowardly naive bastard!" (sighting)
 * "And don't you forget it!" (death)

Pain elemental

 * "Hi Ivy!" (sighting)
 * "Oh is that all you got?" (pain)
 * "She is real!" (death)

Arachnotron

 * "DIIIIIIEEEE YOUUUU" (sighting)
 * "I've got a goddamn motherfucking six-inch cock with four-inch di-a-me-ter bawllls!" (wandering)
 * "Bring the Sonichu idea to fruition!" (death)

Hell knight

 * "I am a warrior for true love and honesty!" (sighting)
 * "You've lost my respect!" (death)

Mancubus

 * "Mass murder makes me happy! Dead bodies make me happy!" (sighting)
 * "NO, NO!" (pain)
 * "JIMMUH HIWW" (attack)
 * "Dunn dunn dunnnnn" (death)

Archvile

 * "And you know what else else?" (sighting)
 * "I understand the ladies." (wandering)
 * "You're the shithead!" (pain)
 * "FRIVOUS, LUCRID ADULTERY!" (death)

Baron of Hell

 * "STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH" (sighting)
 * "Those damn slanderous trolls!" (death)

Spider Mastermind

 * "Julie!" (sighting)
 * "JUUUUUULAAAAAAAYYYYYYY" (death)

Cyberdemon

 * "I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOUR ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT, AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!" (sighting)
 * * Chris orgasms * (death)

Wolfenstein SS

 * "I hate the homos. (sighting)
 * "I am straight-eh." (death)

Commander Keen

 * "Boobies, vaginas." (pain)
 * "Mmmmm... gorgeous." (death)

Download & Installation
todo: write up how to install and where to get. probably have to wait until the thing's done. for those interested, check out the thread in pvcc troll productions, and zdoom.org