Song for Jackie.MOV



Song for Jackie.MOV  is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube 16 September 2010. At Jackie's direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" "Heavenly-Matched Love", his version of "" by the. Chris changes the lyrics greatly from the original song, turning it from a meaningful '90s alt-pop tune about the isolation of children with abnormal lives, to one where he warbles off-key about a boy and a gal-pal falling in love. Then, he rounds out the performance with a adapted from the Spike Lee movie , his manboobs flailing wildly with each gyration.



Video
"No Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!"

Transcript


[fake-sounding accent] 'Ello. I am glasses-wearing genie, Mr. Popo! [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm", then starts "singing" ]
 * Once, there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who
 * Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.
 * But after his high school years,
 * He...lost...his friends and was troll-tortured
 * By bullies who were jealous
 * of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono.
 * Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmmmmm mmm mmmmmm...mmmmm...


 * Once, there was this girl who
 * Continued to have friends long after high school.
 * She could have had her pick of men,
 * But then, she found the wayward lost boy.
 * They matched up very well, heavenly matched...
 * Loooove, it was so!
 * Mmmmmmmmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...mmmm...
 * Mmmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


 * And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad
 * When they both saw each other's eyes.
 * When they met up!
 * They both thought of each other. Very often!
 * They had enjoyed each other's company
 * Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.
 * In fantasy, their days were simple
 * And! They looked to be married and have their own boy
 * And girl. It's true!


 * Wait for marriage invitations! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm...mmmmmmmmmm...
 * Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm...

[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player]
 * Ay-and there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
 * No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
 * Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
 * No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing]
 * Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
 * Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!


 * And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
 * No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
 * Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
 * No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!


 * Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
 * Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!