Naught

"I'm up to 22 ,"

- Naught recounting how many sockpuppets he used on Kiwi Farms

"I mean that we're some impossibly retarded surrogate family.

Bis is the cool uncle."

- Kyle on the Watchmen.

Naught, also known as Bismuth, and plenty of other pseudonyms, was one of the most prominent members of the Watchmen, its self-proclaimed leader, as well as one of the owners of The Place server. Naught monitored and doxed and/or threatened to dox potential weens or outside enablers, and has kept records on Chris's TSSSF cards and his comics.

Naught went by many usernames - he used "Bismuth" and CPU Bismuth Heart to Chris and used multiple aliases in public postings. While he was in the CWCki Discord server, he often used an emoticon of a heart. For the Kiwi Farms, he went by names/accounts including "anameisaname", "death of chans", "Nightmare". , and ".moe". Naught claims to have used at least 22 sockpuppet accounts on Kiwi Farms alone.

When Chris had discussed with Naught and other members of The Place about planning to use one of Praetor's tasers to tase his quartz crystals, Naught, along with MKRNightVee, The WCT, and Kyle, confronted Caden Peck. Naught and MKRNightVee created and pushed rumors that Praetor members wanted to get Chris to tase himself, leaked bits of chats out-of-context regarding the issue to frame Praetor, and even doxed Caden. All of this upset Chris and resulted in him calling The Place members out for it.

Chris had finallly cut contact with Naught in June 2021 citing Naught's toxic behavior in doxing fellow Watchman The WCT, and the WCT had convinced him to cut ties with Naught, along with MKR and Kyle. Naught would eventually publicly admit he had done because WCT had declined to share his Kiwi Farms account with him after being banned on Kiwi Farms.

Naught was previously banned from the forum for use of multiple sockpuppet accounts, advertising, and liking his own posts with sock accounts, and giving negative ratings to accounts that disagreed with them. According to Null, he had told Naught to stop these practices. He would still continue to do them after claiming to agree to Null's request, which had led to his main account being banned as well. Naught continues to create socks on the website, despite the socks getting banned.

Naught, having been a frequent user of the website, is also an admin of Kenneth Engelhardt's lolcow forum Onion Farms. There, Naught has gone under several different names, including (but not limited to) nitto, zilch, atomized, Archivist, and NEET samurai.

Trolling Years
According to a thread on Naught co-created by The WCT and another member on the Kiwi Farms splinter site lolcow.org, before becoming an ardent white knight of Chris's, Naught was initially one of Chris's lesser trolls. Naught was allegedly a lesser member of the Miscreants, and it is believed that his voice could be faintly heard in the second half of Mumble 9. The thread had also claimed that Naught had stated regret for trolling Chris in private, though the circumstances at which this happened and/or the private messages themselves are undisclosed, and had been a white knight of Chris's since the mid 2010s.

Interactions with Chris
Chris stated that Naught began interacting with him in late 2019 after approaching him when Chris was creating an expansion pack for lore provided to him by MKRNightVee and Jacob. Naught would roleplay with Chris as the CPU Goddess, Vee, CPU Bismuth Heart, the CPU goddess of the children's educational game console, the V-Smile.

In most conversations between Chris and Naught, Chris had spoken to him about his dreams and delusions. Chris has talked to Naught about all of the surreal dreams that he had all throughout the summer of 2020. Naught had also shown Chris various anime and manga, much of which Chris had implemented in his fantasies. At one point, Naught had recommended the anime series Higurashi to Chris, believing that it would be of interest of him due to the show's use of time travel.

When Chris created a video where he discusses plans to create a will, Chris had shared the video with Naught in a Google Drive on 6 August 2020, and told him not to leak the video. After this, Naught was concerned about the morose implications of the video, and created a CWCki account, Ihasnoname, where he created a page to leak the video on. Naught had also provided commentary and context on a number of transcribed DMs between him and Chris.



Chris, not wanting to deal with customers, had demanded Naught to keep track of orders made for his TSSSF cards and Sonichu comics. In September 2020, Chris had sent the information of 23 of his paying customers when they bought merchandise from him after sending payment information to Naught, which contained the customer's name, address, phone number, and email. Naught then posted the orders including the doxes on the second layer of The Place server, where he had posted pdfs of the Sonichu comics up to Sonichu and a Google Drive of all of Chris's TSSSF cards.

Naught encouraged Chris to go onto the Official CWCki Server in August 2020, roughly a month after the server's creation. On the server, Naught had also leaked a number of posts and photos he found onto the server, and had doxed several of its members, including one of the server's mods. Naught, who was nicknamed as "heart", was also promoted as a moderator on the server, along with the server members Anaxis and Skunt_TV.

Late in February 2021, Naught had discussed plans with MKRNightVee to get Chris to interact with the lolcow Alexander Gordon Jahans, whom both Naught and MKR had interest in, though no signs of them interacting ever came.

Naught claimed to having been the original player of the Lainchu character, and has hinted at getting Chris interested in the anime the character was based on, Serial Experiments Lain, in a private chat. However, Naught also claims that he passed off the role for "reasons he can't recall".

Chris used Tarot readings to divine Naught's future in April 2021. Naught posted these tarot readings on Onion Farms. In the divine readings, Chris declares that as leader Naught will likely speak up against others on certain topics. The end of the divine readings has Chris telling Naught to "embrace his weirdness".

As a Watchman
"i curb weens and alogs"

- Naught on his duties as a Watchman



After Owls left the Chris scene, Naught would then become an admin of the Watchmen server The Place. Following from this, Naught would make use of a sockpuppet account on the Kiwi Farms, "anameisaname". Naught would also make use of Spunky's Kiwi Farms account, "Thetarotreader96", repurposing it as "death of chans".

Naught had created a Kiwi Farms thread for doxing Chris oribters, many of which were members of the CWCki's Discord Server, on 15 August 2020, which had led to him being banned from the server.

Midnight Moonflower
When they have heard that Chris was a member of her server, Naught, along with several other Watchmen members had raided Midnight Moonflower's Discord server to cut contacts between her and Chris, under the belief that she was a ween, and warning them that they may get doxed due to their association with Chris, while also telling them about his duty to "curb weens and alogs", and that they could potentially get a CWCki page or Kiwi Farms thread.

Conflicts with Praetor
The earliest Chris has been known to discuss Praetor with Naught was on 14 October 2020, where he discusses their interpretation of his Disc Dream, and mentions their plans of him doing a sermon at the Goochland Public Library. Naught replied to the video plans with "Are you sure you're comfortable with doing a video? And was this cadens idea?". When Chris replies to being comfortable with doing the video, Naught had told Chris to be sure that doing so would be "mutually beneficial and reciprocal".

On February 2021, Chris had stated to Kyle that he wished to open an inter-dimensional portal by shocking his Gate Crystal and Celestial Key. Chris had decided that he could do this by asking Praetor for one of their tasers, and state the news to Naught. Naught had then notified members of The Place about these plans, and gathered them up to confront the Praetors themselves.

Afterwards, Naught posted Chris announcing this to him onto Kiwi Farms, while claiming that he was concerned that they were in on a "plot" involving Larry Vaughn which involves getting Chris to tase himself. In Naught's Kiwi Farms post, he alleged that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed", omitting that Watchmen member Val had brought up the subject and that Caden had objected. The post had also included a voice chat which has been heavily edited to only include specific clips to frame Praetor members for this alleged plan. In the clip, Val states, "Can you put, 'Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for lulz'." Chris then responds, "I'll do it," to which Val bursts out laughing. Praetor member Caden then objects, saying, "Look, are you sure- There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea."

The Watchmen had then confronted Caden 3 days later, acussing him of wanting to get Chris to tase himself. Despite these allegations, Chris had tried to claim that obtaining a taser was his idea, and that he had requested people at Praetor to send one of their tasers to him. After this, Chris had chastised Naught and other Watchmen members for the way that they had treated Praetor.

Doxing of The WCT
"I doxed Sean since he asked me to use his Logan account on kiwi farms, and I said no. Yet, when I was banned from kiwi farms he said no, so i doxed him it didn't help he kept blaming me for striking his video's as he worked with lolcow.org to make a thread on me."

- An actual edit from Naught, admitting to have doxed The WCT.

After being banned from the Kiwi Farms for socking, Naught had asked The WCT to make use of his Logan account, which The WCT had declined in doing. Before this, The WCT had asked Naught to use his account, which he declined. Both of these followed in Naught obtaining WCT's dox from both lolcow.org and /cow/. In June 2021, The WCT was doxed on Kiwi Farms by a Kiwi Farms account named Nightmare. An account on the Kiwi Farms splinter site lolcow.org had also joined under a VPN under the screen name "WCT Hate", whose sole purpose was to dox The WCT. Signs pointed to fellow Watchman and group leader Naught as the person behind both of the accounts. Though Naught initially denied being behind Nightmare, he later admitted to it.

When The WCT confronted Naught in a voice chat during the group’s movie night on 21 June, Naught denied the allegation, then threatened to further dox The WCT in an attempt to silence him. Kyle and MKRNightVee took Naught's side in the dispute. From there, a conflict arose between Naught and The WCT.

Following a Lolcow.org thread on the ex-member of the group, an audio voice clip of Chris saying “Fuck Bismuth!” suggested that Chris sided against Naught in the dispute. The WCT had also encouraged Chris to cut ties with Naught, Kyle and MKR.

On 6 July 2021, The WCT's eponymous YouTube channel received a strike. He accused Naught of being behind the strike, both to Naught and to Chris. WCT provided an image to Chris saying that Naught "basically admitted" to being behind the strike, although the image has been lost. Naught has claimed that he believes WCT's accusations provide him justification for doxing him (even though the dox took place weeks prior).

On 20 July 2021, The WCT collaborated with Bella in an attempt to dox Naught back. The WCT was able to successfully dox Naught's mother with Bella's assitence. Naught had admitted to doxing The WCT on the Onion Farms on 30 August 2021, and again on 29 November 2021 via an edit on his page, providing details about the dox.

Following from the incest call being leaked, Naught had posted under the Kiwi Farms account .moe, where he posted primarily in threads on Bella and her associates, as well as WCT's thread, where he doxed him further. Naught had also framed WCT as being a "simp" of Bella, on one ocassion comparing him to the active Chess Club member, Louis Herz.

Involvement with Halal Server
"Yeah, we dont want people to know we have Naught and MKR here"

- Halal Server member Sakura Blossom on concealing Naught's involvement in the server.

Naught was invited to the Halal Server, a Discord group for speculating about Bella and others who orbited Chris following the leak of the Incest Call. He used the pseudonym W.T.snacks while in the server. One channel, called "naught-funposting", served as a spot for Naught to posts shitposts. Another channel, much like the one created for MKR, was also created so that Naught could provide notable screenshots and information.

MKR and Naught had primarly provided information on the channel "donotuse-old-landing-pad".

Involvement with Onion Farms
Naught and The WCT had frequented Kenneth Engelhardt's website, Onion Farms, and Naught eventually became an admin of the website, which, according to Naught, was a result of the creation of the Watchmen article. Naught and WCT had livestreams with Kenneth and interview him about the ongoings with the website.

Naught had responded to some of Kenneth's posts regarding letters he received from Chris while he was in jail and posted on threads about Chris's orbiters. On 29 January 2022, Naught indicated some degree of willingness to regain contact with Chris, asking Kenneth to "Tell CWC I said hi" and adding that "CWC knows me as bismuth," to which Kengle gave an okay. Whether Naught or Kenneth moved ahead with the contact is unknown as Kenneth and Chris temporarily cut ties shortly afterwards.

On the Onion Farms, Naught had also created a number of threads on people associated with Chris, such as The WCT and Geno Samuel.

Origins
The following is a conversation between a Christorian and Naught via Discord; the users are color-coded red and navy blue, respectively. The interview was originally placed on the Watchmen CWCki page but was later removed due to uncorroborated statements made by Naught and is now archived on this page.

Naught claimed that some members of the Watchmen had been operating since 2018, as the spiritual successor to the Guard Dogs – the latter having disbanded around the same time frame. However, Naught's account was disputed by a member of the Guard Dogs.

Naught also claimed that Watchmen members MKRNightVee and Aqua were picked by Null. However, MKRNightVee got into contact with Chris through a friend looking up his phone number for her and Aqua joined during the Sockness saga by which time Null had been distant from Chris.

Naught quoted a now-deleted section from the Guard Dogs CWCki article:

History
On 4 September 2020, a Christorian interviewed Naught through Discord, asking questions about the Watchmen. The interviewer's questions are color-coded red, with Naught's responses color-coded green.

The first four questions appear to be referring to the Arbitarch CWC Alliance server.

The last two appear to refer to the Watchmen as a group.

Follow-up on Origins
Afterwards, the CWCki Editor Hurtful Truth Level asked Naught to clarify the Watchmen's origins. In a prior interview, Naught had claimed the Watchmen to have been working with the Guard Dogs to supervise Chris at conventions, however a Guard Dog disagreed with the claim. Naught blamed Watchmen founder Owls, claiming the story was what he had been told by Owls.