Vanessa AIM Chat 1

Vanessa AIM Chat 1 is the first chat between Chris and Joshua Martinez, an old acquaintance pretending to be Vanessa Hudgens. It took place on 6 April 2009.

Summary
The chat starts with Chris seemingly apologizing to Josh for slandering and smearing him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Somehow this evolves into him talking to Vanessa and eulogizing about God helping him find Ivy and her fixing his biological clock. Vanessa gets him to submit an audition tape for an undisclosed movie, which should be 30 minutes long. Chris fails to reach even one sixth of this length when presenting the tape.

Transcript
ChrisChanSonichu (9:57:22 PM): I felt soo bad saying the things I said back then; I was in error; not totally thinking too clear. But I have seen the light from our lord, Jesus, and my vision is more clear. ChrisChanSonichu (9:58:28 PM): Listen, there is something I feel I should inform you. A lot has changed since we last talked; I had moved on, talked to a lot of people online (a lot of which were impostorous trolls). But about a month ago, I received a call on my cell from a sweet girl, Ivy, who was a fan of my work. We've been talking a lot on the phone; a dash of e-mails too. ChrisChanSonichu (9:59:19 PM): I have learned that she is the one I have been waiting for; the girl I was praying for. Because she has done a major task I needed a True Sweetheart for; Fix my Biological Clock. ChrisChanSonichu (10:02:20 PM): I had been sleeping at 6AM, getting up in mid-afternoon. Then I met Ivy; she asked me to sing "I Need A Hero" from Bonnie Tyler for her in a video. So I decided to up it and make a Music Video of the project on my PS3's EyeCreate program. It's currently on YouTube if you want to see it. I spent 3 days and 2 nights working on it; getting little sleep, because I wanted to finish it as quickly as possible, giving it a lot of thought and effort. In the process, I crashed the 2nd night at 9 PM, and... ChrisChanSonichu (10:02:34 PM): and awaking the next morning at 6:30 AM. ChrisChanSonichu (10:04:02 PM): A TRUE MIRACLE. And I had heard from God soon after that Ivy was to be my True Sweetheart. So I'm afraid my Romantic Ways are set for Ivy alone. But I'd like it if Vanessa and I can still be friends, Vanessa. I still care about you. Joshua (10:04:10 PM): send me the video ChrisChanSonichu (10:04:23 PM): I'll get a link ChrisChanSonichu (10:06:09 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y ChrisChanSonichu (10:07:33 PM): I also have the original video file saved on my PS3  Joshua (10:07:58 PM): okey ChrisChanSonichu (10:08:11 PM): are you watching the video? Joshua (10:08:42 PM): yup ChrisChanSonichu (10:08:47 PM): cool Joshua (10:08:58 PM): im in UA <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:09:10 PM): I'm proud of it. neat. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:10:04 PM): I understand you'll be coming to town Wednesday <font color="#FF0066"> Joshua (10:11:50 PM): yup thinking about it <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:12:37 PM): I'm sure I had told you I requested that you, and I meet at McDonalds at Forest Lakes to hang, chat, and talk about the movie and life i grew up. <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:12:53 PM): but I look more forward to the hanging and chatting. <font color="#FF0066"> Joshua (10:14:37 PM): have you been too Salinas, California, ? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:14:48 PM): I have not. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:16:03 PM): so tell me Chris how many site you have up? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:17:27 PM): I should go, I'm feeling a bit sleepy, but I look forward to meeting you. none at the moment; a troll got into my webhost accounts in the past months and messed me up royally; the reconstruction of the Sonichu and Rosechu Site will commence this week on G.D. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:17:28 PM): send me some new videos of you to my e-mail <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:18:49 PM): Ok. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:19:19 PM): im thinking of put some video's up on the net <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:19:39 PM): so whats ur site you use, to put ur's on?? <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:19:44 PM): plz tell me man <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:20:29 PM): oh the part of the movie <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:20:30 PM): I suggested to Joshua Veoh.com and Dailymotion.com <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:20:46 PM): which 1 you use urs? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:21:16 PM): Going to DailyMotion here's a more current picture of me for you. ATTENTION (10:21:54 PM): Transfer complete: ECP_00023.jpg. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:22:00 PM): the part in movie i need get joshua tell you do some acting on cam, bc i need it <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:22:41 PM): that's cool. That picture I sent you won me a 400 dollar GameStop Gift Card a few months ago, which I shared with my Church's Congregation. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:22:49 PM): so if theres a way you can do it tonight, i need it, and need you too act like what you do when someone falls in love and <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:23:45 PM): a part is that when you was single when you fight for ur love <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:24:16 PM): can you do that? <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:24:27 PM): I see, you want to see me being truly romantic, and how furious I can be as such. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:24:28 PM): i need it by tomorrow <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:24:57 PM): yeah and send it too my e-mail <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:25:33 PM): I will think about what I can do for my audition, in the meantime, I'll send you the "Holding Out For a Hero" Music Video file I have on my PC <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:25:57 PM): yeah if you want the part in movie i need it tonight <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:26:13 PM): and i have too meet up with you this week <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:27:00 PM): hang on; I'll have to send it from my Yahoo e-mail account. <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:27:25 PM): ok <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:27:38 PM): need to be at less20 or 30 mins long <font color="#0033FF">ChrisChanSonichu (10:29:39 PM): my Yahoo account doesn't support such a large file size either. I'll try sending it to you over the AIM <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:30:09 PM): um at less 5 mins and do another 5 mins and over and over <font color="#FF0066">Joshua (10:30:29 PM): send it too e-mail

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