2003



2003 was the year that Chris turned 21 years old. This year marked Chris's realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his Love Quest, essentially starting him down the long and winding road that has led to his bizarre and unreal current state.

Events of 2003

 * Spring - Chris starts approaching girls at Piedmont Virginia Community College, but they all say that they have boyfriends.
 * Summer - Chris starts his Love Quest. One day, he approaches a girl who says she is a lesbian. He is repulsed.

February

 * 10 February - Chris writes "my big 18th party", a short account of his 18th birthday.
 * 24 February - Chris's 21st birthday. It was "not so great" because he got kicked out of English class. Later Chris admitted that this was mostly his own fault.
 * 25 February - Chris realizes he needs a female sweetheart.

April

 * 1 April - Chris creates the Hedgehogs in Love card.
 * 10 April - Chris writes "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs", the Sonichu story.

May

 * 2 May - Chris creates the CD Christian's Anime World, which suggests that he was a Sailor Moon fan before meeting Megan.

June

 * June - Chris starts working as a salesman for Cutco cutlery.

July

 * 10 July - Chris writes in his guestbook again as Ricardo, saying that his site rocks.
 * 20 July - After cancelling it, Fox sells the rerun rights of Family Guy to Adult Swim.
 * 21 July - Chris completes Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares.
 * 22 July - Chris makes a CD for Sarah Hammer, entitled Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian & Sarah.

August

 * August - Chris enters his fourth year at PVCC.
 * August - Christian officially starts his sweetheart search. He makes his first sign, stating that he is looking for a boyfriend-free girl.
 * 20 August - Chris writes "Yellow is a Mellow Color".
 * 21 August - Christian & The Hedgehog Boys record their debut album.
 * 23 August - Christian's Anime World 2! is released.

September

 * September - Chris's Cutco boss takes Chris's money and leaves town, effectively ending his job there.
 * 3 September - Chris writes the lyrics to "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme."
 * 4 September - Bob turns 76.
 * 25 September - Chris draws a picture of Flame the Sunbird, his latest "creation".

October

 * 1 October - Barb turns 62.
 * 2 October - Christian writes Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu.
 * 7 October - Mary Lee Walsh confronts Chris and rips his sign up.
 * 13 October - Sarah Hammer's birthday. Christian gives her Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares.

November

 * 4 November - Chris writes the poem "saddest heart in the world".
 * 12 November - Chris starts keeping a diary in Animal Crossing.
 * 19 November - As a diary entry, Chris simply leaves the web address for CWC's Sonichu Site!, probably in preparation for his upcoming documentary.
 * 22 November - In his Animal Crossing diary, Chris writes about "the medeling [sic] 'Mary Lee Walsh'" crushing his dream of finding a girlfriend.
 * 22 November - Chris creates his Animal Crossing Documentary.

December

 * 4 December - The first known trolling of Chris occurs when "a hot redhead" writes in his guestbook saying that she will meet him outside of PVCC next week.