July 2015 Facebook Posts

This page covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in July 2015. He also made a contribution to his Brassieres For Males Facebook group page during this month.

Summary

 * 1 July - Chris makes a number of comments reminding everyone that he's a lesbian.
 * 2 July - Chris enters a contest only to rage against the concept of online relationships.
 * 2 July - Chris suggests the renaming of Columbus Day.
 * 2 July - Along with yet more posts about his gender identity, Chris posts a bizarre drawing of himself being showered with pink lemonade from a huge vagina. His page is temporarily made private.
 * 3 July - A post about the movie Pocahontas and lesbianism prompts Chris to comment.
 * 4 July - Chris attempts to argue that the word "trolling" can never have positive connotations.
 * 5 July - Chris makes a couple of remarks about My Little Pony.
 * 7 July - Chris announces a new order of medallions for sale on Ebay.
 * 9 July - Chris posts an image of his manboobs. In one post he claims to be a man, and in another he claims to be a woman. His page is again temporarily taken down.
 * 9 July - Chris posts images of a commissioned Hitler medallion, along with an justification. For a third time in a week, his page is briefly deactivated.
 * 12 July - Chris commemorates the death of Satoru Iwata.
 * 16 July - The announcement of a new season of Sonic Boom makes Chris feel near-suicidal.
 * 18 July - Chris declares a package sale on eBay of a medallion and a Sonichu Amiibo.
 * 18 July - Chris asks why no one was hanging out at the Impulse Gay Social Club that evening.
 * 20 July - Chris is having some trouble selling the medallion/Amiibo bundle sets.
 * 21 July - Chris argues that drag queens should not be excluded from a gay pride festival.
 * 22 July - Chris tries yet again to explain why Sonic the Hedgehog's blue arms cause him to flip out.
 * 23 July - Chris posts photos of himself with a shitty dye job.
 * 25 July - Chris announces that he has relisted the medallion/Amiibo sets.
 * 26 July - Chris explains at length why everyone should love Sonichu.
 * 28 July - Pissed off by the slow sales, Chris lowers the price of the bundle sets.
 * 29 July - Chris tries to clear up problems with Ebay transactions.
 * 30 July - Only one medallion/Amiibo set left, Chris declares.

SEGA Shirt
"SEGA Nerds" posted a photo of a hot Japanese chick wearing a low-cut SEGA-themed top. Chris asked:

The Pink Lemonade Shall Rise Again
"LGBT News," mixing two recent controversies, suggested that the Confederate flag be subverted to represent the LGBT community. Chris was skeptical:

Haters to the Left
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted a boilerplate anti-gay message for her followers to make fun of. Chris joined in:

Miley Confuses Chris
Miley Cyrus uploaded a photo of herself wearing a t-shirt with the slogan, "GENDER IS OVER!" Chris gave a seemingly contradictory answer:

Dig It!
Chris linked to a GameStop contest called "SummerAtGameStop," along with this message. The specific games he mentions were stolen by Julie.

Heart Level in Flux
Chris shared a photo and added:

Happy Magellan Day
Chris found an old photo on the "Occupy Democrats" page and, typically, completely missed the point, in the process dishonoring his Cherokee ancestors:

Beatle Ponies
Chris posted a screenshot from an episode of My Little Pony featuring pony versions of The Beatles and wrote:

D-Cup Delusions
Chris decides to announce to everyone that his breasts are a D-cup in size, when in reality they would be lucky to fill an A-cup brassiere. His delusion about filling a D-cup is probably because the entire brassiere was far too small for him.

Endless Horror
Later in the day, Chris removed the last paragraph and replaced it with:

The text in the drawing reads as follows. It is not clear if the date is accurate, or if he just forgot about the new month.

Kim asked:

Chris replied:

Another gal-pal commented:

Chris explained:

Kenneth asked:

Chris answered:

At this point, for unknown reasons, Chris's Facebook page was temporarily set to private, leading to a brief moment of panic for his True and Loyal Fanbase, who feared it had been deleted. Within a day, thankfully, it was back up.

New Profile Pic
On 3 July, Chris uploaded a new profile photo, showing his full torso, probably to emphasize his moobs. He added:

Lesbian Pocahontas
Chris' extremely selective and patchy knowledge about Native Americans reared its head when "Lizzy the Lezzy" posed the question, "What if Disney characters were in same-sex relationships?" Chris added the comment:

The Definition of Trolling
Chris linked to an article about supermodel Chrissy Teigen and her unconventional effort to persuade Instagram to allow her to post topless photos of herself. He commented:

Personality Stealing
Chris left a comment on a post about the latest My Little Pony episode, regarding one of the characters:

Inner Bubbles
In another MLP comment, Chris criticized his favorite voice actress:

More Medallions For Sale
Chris linked to his original eBay page and wrote:

More Instructions for the Haters
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted another homophobic rant she had found. Chris suggested:

I Demand That You Hate My Nipples
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted an article about a trend on social media sites in which women are pasting images of male nipples on topless photos of themselves, in order to challenge double standards about nudity. Chris's autism kicked into high gear:

This photo was in fact removed from Chris's personal page, but it's not clear how and why.

Swinging at a D-Cup Level
Chris struggled to clarify his argument on his own page, reposting the photo of his manboobs and evidence that he had reported his own photo to Facebook authorities:

He shared this post on his Brassieres For Males page. His personal page actually was temporarily deactivated, for the second time this month, and when it came back up, this post was gone.

Der Fuehrer's Face
Chris had a moral dilemma over the implications of making a Hitler medallion and reconciled with the idea by making a mess of his commissioner's order (intentionally, that is).

For the third time this month, Chris's Facebook page was briefly deactivated, and when it came back up, these pictures were gone.

A Bad Shame
Chris responded to the announcement on "My Nintendo News" that Satoru Iwata had passed away:

An Absence of Lesbians
Chris made one of his apparently routine appearances at Impulse Gay Social Club, but attendance was thin on this particular Saturday night.

Buy the Bundle Sets
There wasn't a lot of interest in the new eBay items.

On 23 July, as the clock ticked down, he edited the first sentence to read:

What the T Stands For
"Lizzy the Lezzy" reported on a gay pride festival in Scotland which was excluding drag queens to protect the sensitivities of transgender people. Chris was not pleased:

Subconscious Offense
Chris shared a video to illustrate a point about the blarms:

He also posted this message on his protest page, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!

Chris's Hair is Not Blue!
Chris reveals his hair is now a sickly blue-green colour, having presumably dyed it himself (possibly without even bleaching it, based on the murky and unappealing colour).