All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend

"All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" is a music video filmed by Chris on 20 December 2004 to promote his Love Quest. It is the earliest known music video that Chris has made.

The rare B-side follows his performance of "So Need a Cute Girl", which he begins singing shortly before the five-minute mark. It is noteworthy for being the earliest known footage of Chris wearing both his clown shirt and one of his medallions.

Transcript
Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler. Age 22 at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, 2005. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old boyfriend-free girl, 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl, boyfriend-free girl, and I have failed.

[sits down]

And, you know, when you get -- when you have so much -- so many failures in this time... you can't help but feel sad, you know? [begins to pet a stuffed cat sitting on the pillow] And depressed... and here it is about Christmastime, and... well, all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend-free girl. And of course, uh, during the time, I have uh, been, uh, trying... I have written a few songs about my, uh, love quest. And so, for now -- for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh -- two of my, two of my songs. First one I'm gonna sing is one I've uh, made up first -- written my own lyrics to and t-- turned it into a song.

By the way, this here is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. It's my website. Just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term.

Anyway, here's my first song called "So Need a Cute Girl." [performs song] The next song..."All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend".

[sung over "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"]


 * All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
 * A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
 * All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
 * So that I can be much happier!


 * All I want for… [pauses to wipe brow] is a girlfriend,
 * But she has to be 18 to 22!
 * And she must be boyfriend-freeee, too!
 * Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on match.com!


 * All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
 * A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
 * All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
 * So that I won't be so lonely!


 * Oh, the boyfriend-free factor is so high!
 * How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
 * You can't tell how many—what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
 * Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!


 * All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
 * A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
 * All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
 * Now and forever-mooorrre!

[after completing his own lyrics, turns it off] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is, that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me a pretty girlfriend. And so, happy holidays, from me, Christian Chandler--by the way, you can call me Chris...in public--and, thank you.

See also:

 * I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas
 * So Need a Cute Girl
 * Christmas
 * Kimmi
 * Medallion of Fail