HELP, PLEASE!!!


 * This article is about the series of begs from July 2016. For the begging video from 21 November 2016, see Help, please

HELP, PLEASE!!! is the first of four videos uploaded by Chris on 10 and 11 July 2016. All of the videos are under a minute in length. In the first, Chris appears sick, so he begs for even more money, more specifically "$20" or "$50 American" on the first video. On the second video, he decides to perform a bit of "comedy" to help entice people to donate, blatantly plagiarised from the South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die". On the third video, he sang "The Brothers Flub" theme song by what seemed to be the request of animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter. However, Mr. Enter later denied ever talking to Chris when he was asked about this on his Tumblr. On the fourth video, he thanks whoever donated $20, but then requests even MORE DONATIONS for Barb's "teeth problem".

Backup links for first two: https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm and https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4

Transcript
[stress sigh] 20 dollars... 50 dollars, American... Anybody, please donate, we need the money right nooowww...

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I don't know, hey, maybe a little comedy will help inspiring you to donate. "I'm a little piggy here's my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink. I'm a little piggy here's the meme, oink oink oink, here's my snout."

By random request; I still need money, please
"Flub."

- 87% of this video is Chris saying this: 86 times in total.

Transcript
0:01 to 0:05: Chris says: "By request of the Mysterious Mr. Enter..."

0:05 to 0:24: Chris says "flub" 52 times.

0:24 to 0:34: Chris pinches the top of his nose, giving us a nice view of his nose hair and mucus, while continuing to say "flub" 24 more times.

0:34 to 0:35: Chris let goes of his nose and moves his mouth and his nose together.

0:35 to 0:39: Chris says "flub" ten more times.

0:40 to 0:41: Chris finishes the video by blowing a raspberry.

Transcript
My mother and I we have received the minimum 20 dollars that we required in the meantime... for our immediate emergency. But there's a bigger emrgency, my mother still has her teeth problem. So, further donations are greatly appreciated to help pay for that. [Long pause] Okay, but anyway, thank you to everyone that individually tored up [sic] the minimum 20 dollars we need right now. Have a good safe day.