Shout out to Fans in Hospital

"Shout out to Fans in Hospital" (officially "12242009 - Shout out to Fans in Hospital..MOV") is a video uploaded on 24 December 2009 where Chris gives a shout out to who, in 1999, perpetrated one of America's deadliest school shootings at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colorado.

Chris was a 17-year-old junior in high school in 1999 and the shootings received in-depth national and international coverage. Also, the event's tenth anniversary was widely commemorated in the national news a few months before Chris made this video.

This video was recorded in Chris's kitchen at the family computer.

On 12 March 2022, Kiwi Farms user Shovel Mech Pilot admitted to being the one to send him the e-mail:

Video
"You'll pull through. It's just a small assinent."

Transcript
Greeting, my fans [flashes ring of fail]. Not really a Captain's Log, but more of a shout-out. I just received a, uhh, message in the mailbag, and I feel like it's appropriate. Ya know, a couple of Sonichu—couple of my fans, uh, wanted to go to a high school in New Mexico—by the names of Dylan and Eric. They just recently have been in a terrible car accident, and they are in the hospital right now. So listen to them, Dylan an—Dylan and Eric—Dylan—Eric, [gives a thumbs up] stay strong. You'll pull through. It's just a small assinent. [takes glasses off] You'll be okay.

Hey, stick around. You got a lot—you got a lot—a lot to look—to look forward to. And plus your family and your friends need you. [dramatically puts glasses back on]

Anyway, I appreciate y'alls, uh, [TV says, "Are you going to kill someone tonight?] patronating everything. And I saw—wish to... everyone... and Dylan and Eric... a merry Christmas... [gives a peace sign barely visible to the camera] and happy ha—and happy Hanukkah/Chanukkah—all the other holidays to everybody of other religions.

[quick wave and brief pause]

Okay, alright. Everybody take care, and Dylan and Eric... [shows fist with the Amnyfest Ring in an aggressive gesture] Ho-get well soon.