Jail Letter - 4 July 2022

On 4 July 2022, Chris sent a fifth letter to Helena Fiorenza. Eels and the Egg-man shared most of the letter, although some segments haven't been published per Chris's request. Eels wrote a summary of the redacted portion of the letter, which Helena posted to Twitter.

Eels's summary and tweets
Helena eventually posted a revised summary of the redacted pages that Eels had written up on 12 July 2022. Highlights include:


 * Chris apparently believes Jacob Sockness is dead, referring to him as the "late jacob sockness".
 * Chris describes how the events of summer 2021 unfolded in alternate timelines. In one timeline he goes to Everfree Northwest and a "sad end" awaits Barb while she is at home alone.
 * Barb has been going through "trials and tribulations" of some kind. Chris asks Helena to check Barb's aura.
 * Chris has "new connections" helping him financially, possibly Praetor or someone else.
 * An agreement was allegedly reached on 9 June 2022 which will permit Chris to return to 14 Branchland Court upon his release. It is unclear if Barb will be living there with him, but everything will not be "like it was before" between the two of them.
 * Barb allegedly did things which Eels considers "VERY VERY VERY bad", but she has apparently already suffered consequences for her actions. Eels states that he may need to break Chris's confidence and reveal the contents of the letter if there is anything "legally damning" there, but he is unsure if the deeds mentioned in the letter cross that threshold.

Eels later clarified in a tweet that he does not believe the actions Barb is accused of were "explicitly illegal", only that they were "very sussy":

With the release of the full letter, it seems that Barb's "very sussy" behavior was appropriating Chris's monthly tugboat, although it's unclear how he would have learned about this given that she has not been communicating with him.