May 2016

May was the fifth month of 2016. The month started out rather uneventfully, although it did see Chris getting a new body pillow as a substitute for a sweetheart. Things picked up towards the latter half of the month, when Chris revealed that he was competing with a former gay porn star for the privilege of supposedly impregnating a lesbian couple. The two competitors released sex tapes for viewers to vote on, reminiscent of the Liquid Chris saga.

Events

 * 7 May - Chris's Etsy shop closes temporarily.
 * 10 May - Chris buys a dakimakura (anime love pillow).
 * 14 May - Chris announces plans for Sega to claim partial ownership of the Sonichu brand.
 * 15 May - Chris files a petition to change his name from Christian to Christine.
 * 15 May - Chris posts on Facebook about eating McDonald's pancakes.
 * 16 May - Chris reiterates his support for transgender bathrooms on Facebook.
 * 18 May - Chris offers parenting suggestions on Facebook.
 * 23 May - Chris makes a short video in which he begs for donations again and introduces his new waifu Naru.
 * 23 May - Chris uploads a stream of himself playing Uncharted with Naru at his side.
 * 25 May - The donations request on his Etsy account is removed. He adds a support button to his YouTube account.
 * 26 May - Chris posts another livestream video in which he completes an Uncharted level.
 * 26 May - Chris repeats his request that people give him money through YouTube.
 * 28 May - Over a loud techno beat, Chris relates in a video how he is being bullied by a troll named Johan.
 * 31 May - Chris uploads a video of him humping a sex doll. He has clearly not learned anything from the first time he tried this.
 * 31 May - In a short video, Chris asks viewers to vote for his doll-humping video and not Johan's.

Posts

 * May 2016 Facebook posts
 * Reddit

Videos

 * Proposition to Sega
 * Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.
 * Live Game Stream - Uncharted
 * UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...
 * CWC Responds to a bully named Johan
 * IMG 3207
 * CWC vs Johan vote link