Talk:Giant Penis Comic

Home Movies Connection
Just wanted to point out that the sequence at the end of the comic appears to be lifted from Home Movies. Sauce is here, for your consideration.

The part he probably did rip off of Excel Saga is where takes his consenting sexual partner to a hotel, where he strips nude to reveal an enormous boner. This was from the special episode that never aired on Japanese television because it was crammed full of sex and violence. And even then, the animators had the decency to do the giant boner gag with a bed sheet covering the erection. I'll be editing the article to show you what I mean... first, I gotta go throw up a hundred times.Dethchemist77 03:19, 29 April 2009 (CEST)

Not only that, he ripped off the end conversation from one of Brendon's movies (which are intentionally terrible). He also drew Ivy's father like coach John McGuirk, the drunk, irresponsible irish-american soccer coach from the same series. It's even more hilarious if you read out Ivy's father's speech in McGuirk's voice. Bjarki 18:13, 13 September 2009 (CEST)

Doesn't anyone else find it funny that Chris really believes two clumsy virgins will be so amazing in bed that they will make each other orgasm at 65 MPH during their first night of sex? Despite the fact that Chris will NEVER get laid, I just can't help but chuckle at the thought of him blowing his load five seconds into sex during his first time. Chuckle, and gag. Sandworm
 * He actually fantasizes that he will come prematurely. Yes, it's following the porn he watches, but still you'd think that a guy would at least be able to hold it in his day dreams.  Chris, evidently, is a complete failure in addition to a sex God in his own head. --LizardPie 03:52, 16 November 2009 (CET)
 * Jesus . . . thats so funny its not even sad in the slightest. I think I might cry. Sandworm
 * That's actually not even the half of it, or even a quarter of it. It gets a fuck of a lot funnier/sadder.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olWaj2vqNXU  For your listening pleasure. I would link to the page, but the annotations make it so much easier for the worst parts.  --LizardPie 04:54, 16 November 2009 (CET)
 * Off topic, but being on "break" in that video is like Chris's "weekend." I'm not sure if it corresponds with the real weekend, but they're days when Chris does even less than he usually does. --Anaconda 05:11, 16 November 2009 (CET)
 * Yeah, that's a good point. Did anyone ever ask exactly what he feels that he takes a break from?  --LizardPie 05:32, 16 November 2009 (CET)

When you see it...
I have read on /cwc/ an interesting thread mentioning that Chris used his own genitals to trace the penis in the comic. The movement lines are there to hide the one single curved line that went across his scrotum. Truth or pure fluff? Griffintown 23:27, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't recall Chris ever admitting that this comic actually exists in any form, so I think that's just conjecture. --OFSheep 01:51, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Not that it matters three months later, but I noticed that independently and added it in a few days before you asked. While I don't know if he traced it, the fact that he drew a giant scrot (actually proportional to his wang) is beyond dispute. He also started to draw pubes on it, and then used the highlight/speedlines to cover it up. It's telling that the central figure, the one he started with and would base the entire drawing around, was an immense image of a penis. Fuckwaldo 09:36, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Darkstalkers link?
In this, Ivy looks very similar to Felicia from Darkstalkers. Could just be coincidence, because of the furfag ties, but I think it's a rip. --MEANWHILE 12:26, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Ivy's Fursona
The oranged winged thing Ivy transforms into is described as "Princess Ivy" on the Ivy page, and appears outside the penis comic in a couple of Chris's drawings. Edited the page to reflect this, but since there seems to be no information available on the Princess Ivy character, I just linked to the Ivy page. --LisaLisa 17:30, 14 January 2011 (PST)

No Wedding Bands?
Is it worth mentioning in the article that despite the fact it is their wedding night Chris neglected to draw wedding bands on their fingers. Kinda points that he had something else on his mind when he drew this.Darkspecteranon 00:49, 16 May 2011 (PDT)
 * Yeah that makes sense to add it. It's just another example of Chris' attention to detailNullity 02:20, 16 May 2011 (PDT)

Cut from Ivy
This is a placeholder, in case there's anything worth saving from the old Ivy article. --Dude 01:25, 28 July 2011 (PDT)

On 27 April 2009, a comic featuring what Chris thinks would be his perfect honeymoon was leaked.

In this comic, Chris starts out by presenting himself to Ivy's father, a TRUE and HONEST police officer dressed in blue with a real metallic badge. They later go to a "Double-CWC" hotel thought to be in CWCville (apparently a rip-off of the real Double Tree luxury hotels). They both enter a room with as many as 5 Glade lavender air fresheners, presumably there to mask the stench of his uncontrollable bowels, all filled with hearts made of rose petals. They promptly start having sex.

During the sex scene, Chris first starts out by pulling off his tuxedo and his dress pants, revealing his trademark striped shirt and medallion. Then he pulls out his ludicrously enormous duck, as in the size of a human leg — which mysteriously happens to shrink later to a normal size in order to fit into Ivy's vagina — before they both transform into their fursonas: Ivy into a non-descript rosechu, and Chris into Chris-chan Sonichu. Once they're done, they both raise their heads in awe and shout "THANK YOU, GOD!".

Afterwards, Chris and Ivy are shown having what Chris thinks of as a fancy dinner: grilled chicken, vegetables, mashed potatoes, and CWC Orange Soda served in wine glasses.

Explanations for why he considered such a cheap-ass honeymoon are varied. Some people believe it's due to Chris's good ol' narcissism. Others believe this is because Chris was raised in such a dirty and sloppy household, that stuff most people would consider mundane is very luxurious to him (consider the fact that he's fantasized about taking his first date to McDonald's). Others, meanwhile, believe this is because Chris, being the deranged, socially inept manchild that he is, has never been to a fancy restaurant.