User:Champthom/Mailbag 41

From: animeguy28@twcny.rr.com

Hey Chris!

i love Alec Benson Leary! can you ask him for me if he is taken? because i like him WAY better than you.

-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York@undefined

Dear Chris,

You and the Asperchu ads are the only reason I go on this website. Actually just the Asperchu ads but you are ok too.

Love, Mito@undefined

From: halerzUT1987@yahoo.com

I think Alec Benson Leary is hot. Could you hook us up?

Halee, Utah@undefined

From: tyfromCA@gmail.com

Hey Chris, My girlfriend thinks Asperchu is cute.

Tyler, California@undefined

From: Elisa Embleton 

Alec Benson Leary is by far the most interesting guy I've heard about this year. And Asperchu is great because it's like Sonichu, except it takes out all of your terrible ideas and replaces them with Alec Benson Leary's great ideas.@undefined

From: David Price 

Hey Chris,

Do you think you could put me in contact with Alec Benson Leary? I know that you and he must have fairly lose ties, since he let you write that Sonichu comic about one of his minor characters. (Not sure I appreciate the way you mess with Asperchu canon by making Sonichu a gay-hating straight though.)

Anyway, please put me in touch with him, because I want to offer him a major publishing and distribution deal for his comics.@undefined

From: Tasha Honey 

You say you know where Alec lives. Can you give me his address? I want to be his sweetheart-from-the-ground-up soooooo bad!! Sorry Chris, but I just can't stand balding men with anger issues.

-Tasha@undefined

From: Milton Bradley 

Dear Chris

So I've been reading these Asperchu comics, and I really like them! Especially the character Sonichu!

When I found out you had a drawn a fan-comic about Sonichu, I looked you up. Needless to say, I was pretty disappointed. Not only is your Art sub-par compared to Alec Leary's masterful work, but you got Sonichu's character all wrong! In the real comics he's a man who's deeply unhappy about his marriage. He deals with this sorrow by avoiding his wife as much as he can, spending most of his time with his friends. Your take on Sonichu robs him of all character and personality. His subtle pain and deep wit is jarringly replaced with an idiotic grin and a foolish demeanor. I have to say, I really hate what you've done to Alec's Brilliant Character.

Then there's your portrayal of Sonichu's wife. She hasnt' appeared in the Real Asperchu series yet, so you just drew your own version of her? And that version is basically Amy Rose with a Tail and some useless spines on her back? That's just depressing man, I would have hoped you could be more creative.

Please stop it with these foolish changes to Alec's Magnum Opus!

Milton@undefined

From: The Prinny of Doom 

Chris, I think it was very kind of you to give Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo over to Alec Leary to use. I hope you two cooperate more in the future.

Lots of love,

Sarah@undefined

From: William McKinley 

Alec Benson Leary is the greatest American I have met this year. Yes, it's only January, but still.@undefined

From: Neil Gaiman 

Dear Chris, I love Asperchu! It's such a great story with excellent artwork! I was wondering, can you tell me who your favorite Asperchu character is? I like Jivin the best!

Thanks, Neil@undefined

From: Kathryn Janeway 

Hey Chris! I just wanted to say that I love that you're adverising this "Asperchu". He's so adorable! I kind of like him more than Sonichu. But it's good that you're supporting parodies like that. :)

- Kathryn@undefined