Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)

This page is an archive of The Captain's key posts about Chris on the online forum Kiwi Farms. Posts are sorted by date.

The Chris-Chan Extortionists
11 July 2018

The Captain posted in a thread on how he had intervened against the Idea Guys's manipulation over Chris.

Amnyfest Ring
20 July 2018

In response to a user's comment, "He probably raised most of it through his business. Like, in April, he had revenue of $4,284 + however much @The Captain paid for the ring, and I don't know how aware Barb is of his business income.

On the other hand, Chris had been having trouble scrounging up the money for the mortgage... the receipts Null posted shows Chris sending gift cards around mid-April, and Barb had appeared in begging videos in early April and early May asking for help to pay the mortgage. So he might've told Barb something to explain why they were short on money... but she probably would've found it incomprehensible and assumed he spent it on video games or something.":

Reality Stone
24 July 2018

In response to a user's comment, "Not really. IIRC that was a suggestion implanted by @The Captain to get an in with Chris.":

Megan's Guns
17 October 2018

In a thread about Chris tweeting that he was backtracking from a declaration of going to Megan Schroeder's house after learning she has guns from a "trusted source", and in response to a user's comment, "Haha captain was that you? Not a terrible ploy! I picture her having vintage German Lugers.":

Liza Update
6 November 2018

In a thread on Liza, Patches and Sylvia, and in response to a user's comment, "I hope Liza will be alright. He looked the worst out of all of them. I was right though.

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Car Loan Creditor
11 November 2018