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Talk:Christian Weston Chandler

2017-01-12T21:30:25Z

00dani: /* Pronouns */ bye

...Okay, is it just me, or does Chrissy look drastically different when he's wearing his glasses compared to when he's not? Like, I almost can't believe it's the same person. I mean, I can, since no one else could possibly be that much of a fucktard, but he just looks really different. Or am I imagining it? [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]]
*Hey, it works for Superman. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 14:09, 7 September 2009 (CEST)

==To do==
*pics of Chris, especially young Chris and the funny ones
*life history
*brief outline of his views
*his future outlook
I'll do what I can to help this page along. I'm a wiki noob, learning as I go here. So, it won't look the best... [[User:MajorIronwood|MajorIronwood]]

We should add a sentence or two on the fact that he thinks he can call himself Christopher, just because it share the same abbreviation as Christian.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
:Christopher WAS his name, until he changed to Christian when he was 12.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 20:43, 10 March 2009 (CET)
:Boy, do I feel stupid. But then again, if he changed his name, he should have to pick or the other.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
::That reminds me, we should add a few sentences about why he changed his name - I forget where but he had some story (maybe it was in the DVD slideshow) where he says how some teacher kept calling him "Christian" and the name "had a ring to it" so he changed it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:52, 17 March 2009 (CET)
:::In addition, from [[CWC's_Pokésite_2| El PokéSite 2]], Christian considers his Spanish name to be Ricardo - Likely named after the Ricky Ricardo character from ''I Love Lucy''. Realistic equivalents might be found in ''Cris'', ''Cristián'', or ''Cristóbal'', but clearly these were not featured in the television shows he had watched prior to his High School Spanish classes. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:25, 12 May 2009 (CEST)
::::To be fair, one's "Spanish name" need not be the same as their real name. For example, in 7th grade my Spanish name was Jose, though my name isn't Joseph, and in 10th grade I was Che, even though I'm not Argentinian. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
:::More Name Crap: "-Chan" suffix is generally used for a little girl in Japanese. Chris is ''possibly'' too dense to realize this, and enjoys the similar pronunciation to 'Christian'. In doing so, there was no need to create a word jumble of existing letters, as that convention was given to his ''more open'' [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|alter-ago]]. [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 05:25, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

==Racism and Noviophobia==
Evidence of it goes back further than was previously thought. Read the notice to guys on [[Media:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|this sign]] from when he was 21. "(and to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)". Where the white women at? --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 04:10, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*I don't think that's racism though, because he's saying EXCEPT blacks. I think maybe he's paranoid about telling black people to jump off a cliff, because otherwise that's a hate crime. Sorta like when he made that post on his MySpace "I Respect the African American People." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*Possibly, but since he's already stated that he simply doesn't like black people, I don't think it's likely. And besides, I don't think it would make much sense to make a special exception to black people unless you were hyper PC or just afraid of black people. (not to mention that he explicitly asks for only white women in later requests / demands / whines) --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 09:48, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*Yeah, it's racism. He's saying "Blacks don't need to jump off a cliff, because I'm using my outdated and quriky view that blacks stick with blacks relationship wise, and the same is true for whites. So, I don't worry about blacks impeding on my 'love quest.'" However, I don't think Chris would be able to articulate that well. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]
*Just a thought, should there be a separate article that would count how many times he's been racist other than his views of [[niggo]]s? --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 04:29, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Mr. Darcy is much better than Chris, y'hear. ==

I had it noted, along with a picture of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy to compare the two, that Mr. Darcy and Chris are in no way similar. This came about from the cliche "Well, he's no Mr. Darcy..."

I think it's a good visual aid. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]

==Let me tell you about this page==
It's great. It's fantastic. I read it for the first time in a while and I think it's the perfect, concise intro to Chris. The ED article on Chris sucks because it's so all over the place. True, we have the luxury of being a devoted wiki that instead of having to go into depth about Sonichu, we can just link to the article. The ED article is shit because it goes over the place, it's a bit out of date, and it picks poor samples of Chris's videos like just highlighting the "gaybian" vid. This is a fantastic article and this is why people come to us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:03, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Since there's no actual "Chris and..." page ==

I hope it's okay to discuss it here. I was wondering if a "Chris and Intelligence" page can be of any use. Some things to cover are his 1) logic, 2) academics and 3) philosophy (to cover his stupid quotes and advice). --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 09:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)
*That's sorta what [[honor roll]] is at the moment, though it really should be expanded to that as opposed to the focus on art (which really isn't what honor roll is about). Why I suggest honor roll because Chris will say something like "I'm smart, I was on honor roll." "I know math, I was on honor roll for the love of God!," etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:07, 7 December 2009 (CET)

We need a "Chris and Aspergers Syndrome" page. --[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]
==CWC split?==
"CWC" should redirect here, but I'm thinking maybe we should make a page devoted to Chris's initials. He uses them a lot, they're a recurring motif in his work, and we can even keep track of when he uses them as a pun (like "A CWC Audition"). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:09, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Page Needed==
Chris and Reliability - [[User:CJB8895|Cody]]

== cleaned-up, needs to be expanded/updated ==

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 22:29, 29 December 2009 (CET)

== Contact information? ==

Okay. I realise I will be stepping into what can only be described as but a cat's whisker from the maw of hell- but I would like to talk to Christian Weston Chandler. I have a great deal of things to discuss with him and, rest assured, there will be luls. What is the best way to get in touch with him these days? I tried Facebook, but he doesn't seem to be checking it very often (I'm guessing he has a lot of trolls talk to him). I've also taken to staking out his AIM, but I'm guessing he doesn't use that either due to people spamming him with JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:Are you a licensed therapist or religious official? Because I think a team of a shrink, a priest, and a journalist would be needed at this point. [[Vivian Gee]] tried to get through to him, Lord love her, but she's not a doctor--didn't even finish high school, I do believe. Look...I've had my share of problems growing up, and I know no one can compliment you and make you feel like a turd all at the same time like a [[Mary Lee Walsh|school admin]]. I've got a kid brother who is an unrepentant drug addict and thief, who probably could have been reached if we'd gotten to him sooner. He's now a burned-out piece of crap who is on his third (maybe fourth, I've lost count) jail term. He's about Chris-Chan's age. I say someone better do something or else Chris'll be in jail or an institution before he's thirty, and then he'll be the taxpayer's problem. What will they do when his folks croak off? He's got a couple of half-siblings, but they've got their own lives to lead; they don't need a man-child with a lukewarm I.Q. underfoot. Could we live with ourselves if he flips out and kills a bunch of people in a mall or a campus somewhere, and maybe we could have done something if we'd been proactive five or three, or even just a year ago, to prevent it? [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 19:37, 28 January 2011 (PST)
::Although it pains me to have to use the phrase, the CWCki is not a forum. Take shit like this elsewhere. Also, you're responding to a 10-month-old comment. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:27, 28 January 2011 (PST)
I don't own a PS3 so somehow contacting him via the Playstation Network is also out. I live in Australia, so this makes things difficult. Thoughts? Suggestions? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:20, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:It's pointless to try and talk to Chris, as he will just ignore you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:42, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::Alec knows his personal phone number. I think that if you ask him nicely he might tell you. He certainly dosn't owe Chris anything. His Asperpedia account is ALBASPERCHU and his email is albasperchu(at)live.com --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four tildas [~] in a row). 2) Chris's contact info should be in [[14 Branchland Court]], 3) if it isn't, it should be there. I think Cogs didn't want it with the logic is that if you have to ask for Chris's phone number and can't find it yourself when he's mentioned it frequently, you really shouldn't be trolling Chris. However, people asking for it all the time is annoying and it defeats the purpose of CWCki being an open source of information.
** Actually, I tried calling that number but either I fucked up international dialing (entirely possible) or it was disconnected (which is what I thought it said). [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:That aside, I can guarantee that Chris will not listen to your call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:26, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::I know he'll ignore me, but at least it'll be funny. I'm not attempting to, directly, help him. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:CWCki is not a place to discuss how to troll or help Chris, if you want to contact Chris, do it, it won't have any effect on him whatsoever.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:21, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'd actually love to know if there's some online contact information at all. Inquiring minds need to know, since he evidently doesn't go on IRC anymore. anyone know where he can regularly be found? [[User:Boop|Boop]] 05:29, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
**I've yet to be able to find anything besides an AOL address. Does he still use that account? [[User:PrimeMinisterStephanHarper|PrimeMinisterStephanHarper]] 17:26, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

== Misapplication of social rules ==

Maybe this comment should go under the Autism page or the Honesty page but it seems like Chris's view of "Honesty" is likely influenced by an unspoken rule amongst nerdier internet communities where being extremely, unnecessarily open in private, especially with things verifiable by a third party, is seen as a way to build trust, due to the fact it is difficult if not impossible to establish it otherwise. My point being, he may have picked this sort of 'honesty' up from a geeky community somewhere. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:06, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I will note said openness doesn't USUALLY extend to ones bowel issues or other information nobody in their right mind would want to know. But it may extend to relationships and especially trouble therein. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:07, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

== You forgot to mention... ==

''Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional "high-functioning autistic" virgin etc. etc.''

What about "uncultured" (as shown by his not knowing the story of ''To Kill a Mockingbird'''' and thinking Molvania is a real place) and "tone deaf" (his so called "album", need I say more?)[[User:Knucklechu|Knucklechu]] 10:20, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:If the purpose of this article was to make a list of all the negative adjectives that could be applied to Chris, it would be 20 pages long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:53, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
**Oh, er... I just got done adding a bunch of those. This is going to be the first sentence of the first page that a lot of people are going to look at. If there's this really stupid, unwieldy list of all the totally horrible, totally accurate descriptors, they'll be like, "No way, no one can be that bad." But they'll... y'know... —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:40, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

==Anagram crackers==
''Interestingly, "clownish tender anarchist" is a perfect anagram of Chris' full name.''

So is "antichrist enhances world". [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 06:56, 13 March 2011 (PDT)

== On the removal of a large chunk of the intro ==

Someone posted the other day how they objected to "transvestite" listed to the intro, saying it's made it seems like being a transvestite is a bad thing and that really got me thinking. As elaborated elsewhere, the CWCki doesn't really try to beat in an idea of Chris. It tends to be critical, nothing wrong with that, but it tries to at least aim for [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]] at least as it pertains to our context. I think starting off the article with "Chris is a bad guy who's a whole bunch of unflattering personal characteristics" is going to leave the reader with a negative impression from the get go - of course you're not going to like this guy, you've had it drilled into your head he's a bunch of unpleasant things like "stubborn," "racist," etc. But what should happen is someone reads this article, like "Okay, this guy is a bit off" and then let them decide that based on the facts, whether or not he's really fucked up. If you're going to say Chris is fucked up, let the facts about Chris speak for themselves, you shouldn't need to lead the reader into this.

I also had issue with the linking. For instance, take - "racist" linking to [[Chris and race]]. As you can see on the talk page of that article, there was some debate whether it should be "Chris and racism" versus "Chris and race." I argued for "Chris and race" as it's more neutral and whether or not Chris is racist should be left up to the reader. Yet having "racism" link is going to have the reader read that article expecting Chris to be racist. Once again, let the facts speak for themselves - let known facts about Chris's relationships and comments on certain races allow the reader to determine for his or her own self whether Chris is a racist or not. Hopefully these articles don't insinuate Chris is a certain thing, in which case I need to go through and review some of these articles carefully.

So what did I leave? I left high functioning autistic (why was it in quotations? The [[autism]] article makes a strong case that he is autistic) because this is what Chris describes himself as. Also, he's a virgin - once again, his own description. I was very generous with leaving "man child," which I would say is leading the reader but this seems to be a most popular characterization of Chris.

If you'd like to debate it, you're more than welcome to here. Sorry to take advantage of editing it when the page is locked, I think I'll change it so only new users are blocked from editing the page for the week. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
*That's a long explaination there boss. You could have just said "You don't need to call Chris a faggot in an article. That's obvious enough", and it would have been just as effective. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:45, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
:I beg to differ. Chris is not the only one who uploads/uploaded shitty comics of his recolors yiffing each other. What sets him apart from others in that category is him being a major jerk as well, and the previous introduction had links to the articles which dealt with those significant aspects of his personality. The current introduction does not capture the full essence of Christian Weston Chandler.

:It seems to me that the rule of thumb on this wiki is that you can write from non neutral POV if what you're adding to the articles are reasonable observation which will be met with agreement by all sensible people who are properly informed regarding the matter involved. For example, outright saying that Chris is an extremely egotistical person goes against Wikipedia's NPOV policy, yet we do outright call him as such - in fact we have [[Chris and his Ego|two]] [[Examples of Chris's Ego|articles]] dedicated just for that purpose. Why? Because once a sensible person sees all the facts those articles gather, he cannot reasonably argue that Chris is not an extremely egotistical man. There's no point in having this article refrain from calling Chris [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|transvestite]], [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]], or [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] when other articles on this Wiki do just that.

:With the exception perhaps of the first five (and even here I'm not sure), I think it is firmly established that Chris deserves most of the unsavory qualities which were mentioned in the previous revision. His homphobia, semen drinking and transvestism (if one takes the word to mean cross-dressing) are self admitted; his obesity is evident in the pictures taken of him and the rest of the linked articles all make a compelling case for Chris being racist, egotistical, hypocritical, untalented and so on.

:Furthermore, I think that the CWCki will become somewhat stale if all other articles are written in the same spirit as the current introductory paragraph. While I'm not saying we should adopt ED practices and write against the truth if it provides more lulz, I also think we shouldn't emulate wikipedia's NPOV policy. Instead, we should go for a for a rule saying that when writing about Chris once should only stick to facts and observation which can be agreed by all reasonable and informed people - with the occasional snarky comment. [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:09, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
:: To put in my two cents here, I'd say I think everything is fine the way it is as long as it's simply about the facts (or any assumptions are stated as such). If someone stole stuff all the time, you'd call them a thief...you wouldn't sugar coat it (and in reality you couldn't). Chris is a lot of things, most of those things are backed up by examples Chris himself have given people to view. Telling someone Chris is a man-child and giving them examples of said man-child tendencies is no different, in my opinion, as if we'd just given them the examples and they came up with the same conclusion. Most people have brains and use them, if we tell them Chris is racist and then give them examples of said behavior, they can still disagree if they feel the evidence is not conclusive. As for the problem with making "transvestite" or "homosexual" seem like something bad, all I can say is that it's how you read it. I've read almost every article in this CWCki and I don't feel like it's "dissing" or "hating on" anyone that is of any sort of religions, race, gender, or sexuality. It's simply showing what Chris is and how he acts. Straight-out calling Chris a transvestite (Noun: A person, typically a man, who derives pleasure from dressing in clothes appropriate to the opposite sex), isn't too far from the truth, but at the same time, it's not insulting transexuals as a whole. Using that type of logic (meaning you're insulting a group of people if they are in some way associated with what Chris does) would mean that all men, all virgins, all autistics, and all humans are bad/horrible people because they are in the "same group" as Chris. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:33, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

::I wasn't a huge fan of the intro as it was. I prefer more subtle jabs; I think that it can be pretty funny to throw in a dig here or there, but a long (entirely piped) list of 'OMG HOMOS' is just... meh. I don't agree with some of the overzealous insult (and humor) purging that has hit some articles, but this I can agree with. [[User:Dude|Dude]] 17:41, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

== August 2011? ==

The events so far of August 2011 appear to be missing. The most recent entries relate only to the Tomgirl forums. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:56, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

Yeah, the part saying he hasn't made any new videos should be updated [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 17:16, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
I did it --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:05, 8 September 2011 (PDT)

==Chris as a troll==
Not sure why the category has been deleted multiple times. Chris has been (if not currently) a troll, in his career. Most notably, to [[Alec Benson Leary]] during the Asperchu saga, especially during the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|phone calls]]. He's also been Evan's to some extent, i.e. plagiarism [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|which still hasn't been reverted]]. And, of course, the infamous [[Rollin' and Trollin']]. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 2:18, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

Just because there's some trolls you dislike doesn't mean Chris is a troll to his trolls. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:44, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

What? First off, I never said I disliked any trolls; I'm not trying to bias this. Secondly, Chris has fully admitted to being a 'troll' in the past. As for being a literal troll, like I said, the [[Asperchu]] saga says it all; his constant insulting and mocking of the 'Asperchu Four' along with his disregard for other's work is the clean-cut definition of a troll. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:31, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

So let me get this straight in summary.

1. Chris said that he's a troll so therefore he's a troll.

2. A troll's definition is to mock someone else's work.

If these are what you are pointing out, no. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 11:26, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

So by that, no trolls listed in the wiki are actually trolls? I mean, even Liquid isn't regarded as a troll by some, and all he did was mock. Even Alec's called Chris a troll, and that was one of, if not the, most eventful sagas to date. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:48, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

So? [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 15:40, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

== Chris on happy tree friends ==

I don't really know if he likes happy tree friends, and it is probably for the best...unless of course he fucks up and adds sonichu as a happy tree friend OC.

== Changing the top image to modern CWC ==

I was wondering if the image in the "Chandler Family" box should be replaced with an image of today's 30+ y/o CWC, instead of classic CWC. ED did it, so why not here? I get that it's probably ''the'' most recognizable pic of CWC, but I'd feel it would be more appropriate, especially when the info in the same box is constantly updating. [[User:CWCFlick|CWCFlick]]

== Pronouns ==

00dani‎ changed all the pronouns in this article to female, to suit Chris's gender choice. I think an edit of that magnitude should be discussed first, so I undid the edits.

Should the pronouns be changed to female?

* I'm voting no. This wiki is primarily about classic Chris, so the gender pronouns should reflect that. A sweeping change of "him" to "her" doesn't make sense, since, for instance, the early life section would get changed as well, and Chris identified as a male for most of his life. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:06, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

** First off, good on you for fixing that awful edit. Second, I'm going to weigh in and say that even if Chris did legitimately suffer from dysphoria, changing his pronouns on the wiki would be the wrong course of action. I didn't push for my point of view strongly enough the first time it came up. The point of pronouns isn't to do with the feelings of what someone ''believes'' himself to be, it's to make discussion of what a person really ''is'' clearer. Enabling delusional thinking by giving people whatever pronouns they ask for muddies up the already-difficult art of communication. Once they invent a form of gender reassignment surgery that produces reproductively viable results in the end, then we can ''consider and discuss'' the merits that maybe giving people pronouns correlating to their new reproductive organs instead of those they were born with. Until then, Chris is just a man who hates [[JERKS]] and wants [[china]], regardless of if he has a professional surgeon give him an Un-Clit 3.0 and removes his much-hated [[duck]] ([[Chris and money|which he won't]]). [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 20:22, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

*** Kudos to Nate for that epic comment. I 100% agree. If we were going to give any credence to Chris's ludicrous assertion of self-femininity, we might as well also accommodate for his belief that CWCville actually exists as a tangible place. Besides—providing that Chris lives long enough—I believe the tomgirl saga will eventually come to an end.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 21:23, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

* Correct pronouns aren't a reward for good behaviour - Christine is an Awful Person™, certainly, but she is not a man and has specifically requested she/her pronouns. Please correctly gender all trans people, including while speaking about them historically (for example, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Heineman Rebecca Heineman is correctly gendered throughout her Wikipedia article]). [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 22:30, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

* Chris is a man who likes applying feminine traits to himself. It's biologically impossible for a man to be a woman, or vice versa. I disagree with Wikipedia's policy on applying pronouns from transgenderism throughout an article since it distorts the depiction of events. For instance, this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlyn_Jenner#/media/File:Jenner_on_Wheaties_cereal_box.jpg Wikipedia image of Bruce Jenner] has a caption referring to "she," even though the person depicted in the image is male. Like I said earlier, making a sweeping change to Chris's pronouns in this article would affect the early life section and render it inaccurate. And suppose that we adapt this policy - we would need to rewrite every article on this wiki to match. The problem with that is there are many pages about Chris's ideas on sex and gender that would be rendered nonsensical by switching the pronouns. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:37, 9 January 2017 (UTC)

* Trans women are women, good lord. Caitlyn Jenner isn't male, and unless she says otherwise, neither is Christine. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 02:52, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* Jenner sired multiple children. One needs to be male in order to do that. As for Chris, he's made many comments, even as a Tomgirl, about how he dislikes his male genitals, so he is also a male. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:19, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* For heaven's sake, it's 2017, let's get this cleared up. Some men have vulvae and some women have penises. The shape of a person's genitals does not determine their identity - what that person ''tells'' you determines their identity. Caitlyn is openly and proudly a woman, regardless of her history. Christine expressing a dislike for her genitals is a classic example of gender dysphoria, which almost always indicates a person is trans, and almost ''never'' indicates a person is cis. Trans men are men, trans women are women. It's not hard. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 07:06, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* I don't agree, but we're starting to repeat our points. The CWCki isn't here to be respectful towards Chris - its purpose is to document his life, flaws and all. We're not obligated to indulge in his ideas about himself, whether he thinks he's the Mayor of CWCville or a lesbian transwoman. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:31, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* There's a very important difference between CWCville and trans women, which is that trans women ''actually exist''. Heck, I should know, since I [https://keybase.io/00dani ''am'' one]. It's true that the CWCki is under no obligation to respect Christine's fictitious mayorhood, but refusing to respect her gender is hurtful not only to her but to ''all'' trans women. Indeed, you've made abundantly clear that you've no respect for us, given your completely unnecessary deadnaming and misgendering of Caitlyn. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 12:53, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* Whether or not a concept is real isn't relevant to my point about the CWCki. As another example, Chris believes he is descended from royalty. Royalty is an existing concept, but this Wiki isn't obligated to write about Chris as if he were royalty. As for my opinions, you've set up your side of the discussion so that there doesn't seem to be a way for me to discuss my perspective without you interpreting it as disrespectful. I consider Chris to be a man and use male terms, but you interpret that as hurtful. I don't see a good alternative. I could use female pronouns to talk about Chris, but it would be self-defeating since I'm arguing that this Wiki should consider him to be male. Jenner is a public figure, and I only brought him up as a counter to a point you made about Wikipedia's coverage on Heineman. Also, it's irrelevant for you to mention that you are also trans, as you are not the subject of this discussion. Anyway, there doesn't seem to be a point in continuing this debate since no one else has weighed in lately, and you and I haven't budged from our positions. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:02, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* The reason you can't discuss your perspective without it being interpreted as disrespectful is that ''your perspective is disrespectful''. Trans women are women. We are not men, nor are we male. Caitlyn isn't a useful counterexample to Rebecca's article, since Caitlyn's Wikipedia article does exactly the same thing: use her correct pronouns and gender. Your continual misgendering of her speaks only to your own bigotry, not to any practical consideration for wiki editors. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 21:12, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* Even though I'm neutral to this whole debate (I don't care which direction this wiki goes, if it's all female, all male, or female post-Tomgirl), but here's a suggestion for you 00dani: Give Up. It's obvious at this point that the CWCki will not change their minds about this whole debate. You. Lost. I suggest you give up and move on, since I'm pretty sure that the admins like Canine are QUICKLY losing their patience with you. Plus, the CWCki isn't really for such a debate anyway. If you really want to debate if we should now use feminine pronouns with Chris, head to the Kiwi Farms (be forewarned, you'll probably be insta-banned and mocked every way to Sunday). --[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:01, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* Right, you definitely sound 100% neutral on this debate and not at ''all'' transphobic. Honestly, I'm not surprised a community founded on mocking autistic people refuses to afford basic respect to trans folk - feel free to keep peddling your toxic attitudes toward anyone who isn't exactly like you. I'm out. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 21:30, 12 January 2017 (UTC)

Talk:Christian Weston Chandler

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00dani: /* Pronouns */ trans women are real people lmao

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00dani: /* Pronouns */ it's not complicated, people!

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:''This article is about Chris herself...it is her article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

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|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Legal Name'''
| Christopher Weston Chandler (1982-[[Christopher's_name_change|1992]]) Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's_name_change|1992]]-2016) Christine Weston Chandler (2016-present)
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| Chris-chan CWC [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] [[Liquid Saga|Solid Chris]] [[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]] [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] [[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male (1982–2011) [[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012) Unknown (2012-2014) Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-2015) Female (2015-present)
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[American]]
|-
| '''[[Race]]'''
| White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
|-
| '''Height'''
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Weight'''
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Bob]] (deceased) [[Barbara]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)
|-
|}
{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals herself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a 34-year-old autistic [[Tomgirl Saga|trans woman]], former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu]].

In late [[2007]], she became [[Internet]]-famous when she caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by her signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], her [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring her unoriginal Sonic recolor, and her history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to her. Her reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever greater scrutiny of her life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about her]].
==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of herself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Christine is a timid, autistic, self-identified trans woman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 34 years old, she is so comfortable in her protected existence that she refuses to conform to the norms of society even as she continues to grow older and the need for independence becomes more dire as her mother's health fails. Christine regularly demonstrates having trouble with [[Chris and health#Hygiene|personal hygiene]], acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when she needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using her time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute to society]] in any [[Chris's resume|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in her whole life. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of her parents, although she does manage to make friends with people who share her interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

Chris is completely obsessed with her character Sonichu, to the point that she has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in her [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to her [[college]] graduation. At the same time, she is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached her about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where she would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success she moved to Etsy, however, her laziness got the best of her and she lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced she was simply terrified of becoming gay herself. She cannot bear to look at a man's [[pickle|penis]], and she stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep herself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with her actions; she appears to be deeply insecure about her gender. She has [[recycling|swallowed her own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in her [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because her elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on her sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, her homophobia seemed to have little basis in her religious beliefs, as she had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until she saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, her homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom she "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.
Her adult life has, until somewhat recently, been largely defined by her goal of developing her webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and her [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''her current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." Nowadays, Chris has largely shelved the Sonichu comics, although the characters and world she constructed remain very much prominent in her life. Instead, she has dedicated many months to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]] ([[26 December 2014|violently]]) against the new color of Sonic's arms in ''Sonic Boom'', and has sat on the fence for some time on becoming a trans woman.

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== Early life ==
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. She was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in her toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until she was older. At the time, she was a pretty normal kid.

===Childhood and adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims her first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and she remains proud of this feat into her thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked her in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that she now locks herself in a room. She once identified this confinement as the source of her autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. She was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that she would never make it to high school, much less be able to write her own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced her that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when she crawled in there to look, she locked her in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, she doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to her, Chris would vow vengeance).
In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called her "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have her name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until her parents pulled her out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that she was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that she was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired her homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by her parents' attitudes than her own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When her family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and her father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue her education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On her 12th birthday, she enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as her prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to her mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before she was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that she is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use her autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as her fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and her journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when she loses).

<center><gallery>
Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, she was unusually ugly.''.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with her infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of her time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with her "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that she first put her "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of her powers, her [[amnyfest ring]].
Because the art award she wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during her [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. She honestly thought she deserved the award more than anyone else because she worked on it "so hard" in spite of her autism. Another reason for her sorrow was her fear that she might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of her life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of her life. She remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as she believes that whatever she was doing at the time was what helped her attract female companions. That her high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to her.
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this her "leather face". Apparently, she's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for her [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased her inability to cope with life after high school. She took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, she began losing touch with her gal-pals from high school, and she presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor her and her personal idiosyncrasies. By her own admission, her social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to her high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says she decided she needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by her discovery that her old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started her [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, she quickly found that every girl she talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting her into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that she was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over her attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled her for one year in [[2004]]. She eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting her life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using her [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|She can smell fear.]]
In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like herself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing her stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell her to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that she could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of her plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as she lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with her on the trip even if she had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring her Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and her myriad of romantic misadventures.

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==Discovery==
{{main|2007|2008}}
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}}

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. Her life hasn't been the same since then.
[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, she then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming her enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove herself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of herself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined her most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|her favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but she was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|her parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless her vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that she would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke her for her hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent her various [[medallions]] to her [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with her. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing her, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing her. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting her life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

==Chris today==
{{main|2008|2009|2010|2011|2012|2013|2014|2015|2016}}
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck her, and every man was either trying to help her sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with her highly selective and revisionary treatment of her history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

Following her disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: her toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon her real life, and each new video she creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led her to reduce her online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced she will no longer socialize online or publish videos of herself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from her YouTube channel. However, her Internet activity had not completely ceased since she retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of her father's death.]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was her open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as she calls it) and fully embraced her new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with her extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with her widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is her only source of income. Since her mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.
Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like she used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of her home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that she was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]

In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that she finally [[Mia Hamm|lost her virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].

[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making herself a pariah to people in real life through her actions. She began blaming people to their face for her own shortcomings which resulted in her leaving her church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of her favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends she has left with her homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. She has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on her health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in her high school days would end up betraying her - she found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated her out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by her antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of her own behavior coming back to haunt her, something she clearly did not realize.
The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends she met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by her flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around her, resulting in her exile and loneliness which she idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with her appalling behavior.
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], her long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from her, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of her garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to her [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting her own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and her mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.

Since then, Chris and her mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of her horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of herself on eBay (you can guess who most of her patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, her "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give her hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that she may finally be forced to face a situation her mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail her]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, in [[2015]].]]
More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While she seemed to soften her stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), she also indicated that she hated her own duck, in addition to her pre-existing hatred of ducks in general.

In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]].

As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, she obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than herself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.

In early November, it was confirmed that her latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of her [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating her in July.

This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. She assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from her mistakes, if she even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed herself in this time, but given her current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but herself for this mess, which isn't to say she won't try.

In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring her with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from her traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up her [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing her experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know herself. She has indicated in several Facebook posts that she is still trying to gauge her own sexuality and sexual identity; she has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]

Chris performed the sequels to some of her greatest hits in 2016.

{| class="wikitable"
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|Sequel
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|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
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|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[IMG 3207]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Un-clit 2.0]]
|}

In addition:

*Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them.

*The Sellout saga was essentially concluded when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. She continued to [[duck]] responsibility for her inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together her preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and [[Lie|killed my creative groove]]".

*Her Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when she freely announced that she [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with her mother]].

*She made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

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==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of herself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names she has given herself. She was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, she answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to herself by her full name, or if she's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". She is unusually proud of her initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into her creations and various puns on the word "quick".

In 2016, she filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref>

Chris's nickname in her high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day she translates her own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to her ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times she will literally announce herself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify herself.
When Chris revealed she wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, she began calling herself "Christine".

Occasionally, Chris will use the names of her characters to refer to herself, most notably her evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In her comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which she did not herself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate her from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent On Earth".
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==Featured fan video==

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of herself within her own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}
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==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]

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Christian Weston Chandler

2017-01-08T05:09:11Z

00dani: Correct all pronouns in accordance with Christine's gender

:''This article is about Chris herself...it is her article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

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! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
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! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler
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| '''Legal Name'''
| Christopher Weston Chandler (1982-[[Christopher's_name_change|1992]]) Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's_name_change|1992]]-2016) Christine Weston Chandler (2016-present)
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| Chris-chan CWC [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] [[Liquid Saga|Solid Chris]] [[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]] [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] [[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male (1982–2011) [[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012) Unknown (2012-2014) Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-2015) Female (2015-present)
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[American]]
|-
| '''[[Race]]'''
| White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
|-
| '''Height'''
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Weight'''
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Bob]] (deceased) [[Barbara]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)
|-
|}
{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals herself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a 34-year-old autistic [[Tomgirl Saga|trans woman]], former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu]].

In late [[2007]], she became [[Internet]]-famous when she caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by her signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], her [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring her unoriginal Sonic recolor, and her history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to her. Her reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever greater scrutiny of her life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about her]].
==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of herself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Christine is a timid, autistic, self-identified trans woman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by her parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in her parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 34 years old, she is so comfortable in her protected existence that she refuses to conform to the norms of society even as she continues to grow older and the need for independence becomes more dire as her mother's health fails. Christine regularly demonstrates having trouble with [[Chris and health#Hygiene|personal hygiene]], acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when she needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using her time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute to society]] in any [[Chris's resume|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in her whole life. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of her parents, although she does manage to make friends with people who share her interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

Chris is completely obsessed with her character Sonichu, to the point that she has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in her [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to her [[college]] graduation. At the same time, she is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached her about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where she would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success she moved to Etsy, however, her laziness got the best of her and she lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced she was simply terrified of becoming gay herself. She cannot bear to look at a man's [[pickle|penis]], and she stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep herself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys Her Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with her actions; she appears to be deeply insecure about her gender. She has [[recycling|swallowed her own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in her [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because her elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on her sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, her homophobia seemed to have little basis in her religious beliefs, as she had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until she saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, her homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom she "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.
Her adult life has, until somewhat recently, been largely defined by her goal of developing her webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and her [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''her current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." Nowadays, Chris has largely shelved the Sonichu comics, although the characters and world she constructed remain very much prominent in her life. Instead, she has dedicated many months to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]] ([[26 December 2014|violently]]) against the new color of Sonic's arms in ''Sonic Boom'', and has sat on the fence for some time on becoming a trans woman.

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== Early life ==
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. She was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in her toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until she was older. At the time, she was a pretty normal kid.

===Childhood and adolescence===
[[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]

[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims her first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and she remains proud of this feat into her thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked her in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that she now locks herself in a room. She once identified this confinement as the source of her autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. She was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that she would never make it to high school, much less be able to write her own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced her that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when she crawled in there to look, she locked her in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, she doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to her, Chris would vow vengeance).
In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called her "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have her name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until her parents pulled her out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that she was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that she was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired her homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by her parents' attitudes than her own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When her family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and her father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue her education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On her 12th birthday, she enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as her prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to her mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before she was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that she is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use her autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as her fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and her journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when she loses).

<center><gallery>
Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, she was unusually ugly.''.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with her infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of her time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with her "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that she first put her "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of her powers, her [[amnyfest ring]].
Because the art award she wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during her [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. She honestly thought she deserved the award more than anyone else because she worked on it "so hard" in spite of her autism. Another reason for her sorrow was her fear that she might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of her life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of her life. She remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as she believes that whatever she was doing at the time was what helped her attract female companions. That her high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to her.
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this her "leather face". Apparently, she's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for her [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased her inability to cope with life after high school. She took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, she began losing touch with her gal-pals from high school, and she presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor her and her personal idiosyncrasies. By her own admission, her social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to her high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says she decided she needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by her discovery that her old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started her [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, she quickly found that every girl she talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting her into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that she was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over her attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled her for one year in [[2004]]. She eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting her life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using her [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|She can smell fear.]]
In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like herself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing her stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell her to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that she could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of her plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as she lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with her on the trip even if she had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring her Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and her myriad of romantic misadventures.

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==Discovery==
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[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

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Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. Her life hasn't been the same since then.
[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, she then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming her enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove herself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of herself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined her most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|her favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but she was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|her parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless her vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that she would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke her for her hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent her various [[medallions]] to her [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with her. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing her, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing her. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting her life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

==Chris today==
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck her, and every man was either trying to help her sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with her highly selective and revisionary treatment of her history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

Following her disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: her toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon her real life, and each new video she creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led her to reduce her online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced she will no longer socialize online or publish videos of herself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from her YouTube channel. However, her Internet activity had not completely ceased since she retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of her father's death.]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was her open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as she calls it) and fully embraced her new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with her extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with her widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is her only source of income. Since her mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.
Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like she used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of her home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that she was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]

In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that she finally [[Mia Hamm|lost her virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].

[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making herself a pariah to people in real life through her actions. She began blaming people to their face for her own shortcomings which resulted in her leaving her church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of her favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends she has left with her homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. She has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on her health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in her high school days would end up betraying her - she found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated her out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by her antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of her own behavior coming back to haunt her, something she clearly did not realize.
The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends she met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by her flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around her, resulting in her exile and loneliness which she idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with her appalling behavior.
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], her long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from her, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of her garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to her [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting her own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and her mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.

Since then, Chris and her mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of her horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of herself on eBay (you can guess who most of her patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, her "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give her hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that she may finally be forced to face a situation her mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail her]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, in [[2015]].]]
More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While she seemed to soften her stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), she also indicated that she hated her own duck, in addition to her pre-existing hatred of ducks in general.

In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]].

As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, she obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than herself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.

In early November, it was confirmed that her latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of her [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating her in July.

This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. She assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from her mistakes, if she even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed herself in this time, but given her current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but herself for this mess, which isn't to say she won't try.

In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring her with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from her traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up her [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing her experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know herself. She has indicated in several Facebook posts that she is still trying to gauge her own sexuality and sexual identity; she has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]

Chris performed the sequels to some of her greatest hits in 2016.

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|Sequel
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|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
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|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[IMG 3207]]
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|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Un-clit 2.0]]
|}

In addition:

*Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them.

*The Sellout saga was essentially concluded when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. She continued to [[duck]] responsibility for her inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together her preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and [[Lie|killed my creative groove]]".

*Her Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when she freely announced that she [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with her mother]].

*She made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

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==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of herself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names she has given herself. She was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, she answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to herself by her full name, or if she's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". She is unusually proud of her initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into her creations and various puns on the word "quick".

In 2016, she filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref>

Chris's nickname in her high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day she translates her own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to her ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times she will literally announce herself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify herself.
When Chris revealed she wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, she began calling herself "Christine".

Occasionally, Chris will use the names of her characters to refer to herself, most notably her evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In her comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which she did not herself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate her from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent On Earth".
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==Featured fan video==

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of herself within her own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
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==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]

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