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The Simpsons

2010-11-24T00:16:25Z

1000ftDITKA: /* The show and Chris */

[[Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|thumb|Chris rips off Homer's catchphrase.]]

'''''The Simpsons''''' is a cartoon about an extremely dysfunctional family, their daily life, and their various wacky adventures. In its early years, the show was considered one of the greatest TV shows of all time, but over the years the quality has degenerated, with ridiculous storylines and token celebrity appearances now the order of the day.

Of course, like all mediocre cartoons, [[Chris]] loves it, although not as much as he loves its sub-par rip-off, ''[[Family Guy]]''.

It goes without saying that the cutting [[parody|satire]] that has characterized the show (at least in its golden years) goes over Chris's head.

==The show and Chris==

[[File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|They would later have their own [[Bob Walks In|family bonding]]...]]

Chris has ripped off or referenced the Simpsons many times in his life. Specifically:

*In the [[You_know_what,_I_HATE_ME_TOO!!!|gallery of fail]] Chris added to his own [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]] in March 2008, Chris tried to show some humility by having himself rip off Homer's catchphrase, seen right.
*Chris video'd himself [[What%27s_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|singing his own version of the Mr. Plow remix]] that featured in a recent ''The Simpsons'' 20th anniversary special.
*When Chris finally [[Long_Island_Iced_Tea#Grip_.27n.27_Sip|decided to drink alcohol]], his drink of choice was the [[wikipedia:Long_Island_Iced_Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], influenced by [[wikipedia:The_Great_Money_Caper|an episode where Marge Simpson drank one]].
*The [[Secret Weapon]] video that at times Chris laughs like Nelson, a character of the series known for his signature "Ha-ha!" laugh.
*Chris also seems to have lifted the idea of a second Valentine's Day called "[[Christian_Love_Day#Christian_Love_Day|Love Day]]" from the episode "[[wikipedia:Trash_of_the_Titans|Trash of the Titans]]." Of course, Chris missed the point that the holiday was an artificial one born out of [[Ego#Materialism|greed and selfishness]] rather than love, and also that the very people who created it thought it sounded stupid when they said the name should be, "like 'Love Day,' only not so lame."
*Many trolls have also noticed [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s similarities to [[Wikipedia:|Lisa Simpson|Lisa Simpson]], as both have spiky hair and are said to be child prodigies. The difference is that Lisa isn't a bastard child born from an egg, and she has a personality.
*In the [[Common_Questions#28_December_2009|Common Questions]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris was called out on blatantly stealing jokes from many other shows. Chris justified himself by saying that "''Like [[Family Guy]], Simpsons, [[Excel Saga]], and even [[South Park]], taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. "[[wikipedia:Simpsons_Already_Did_It|Simpsons]] [[South_Park|Did It]]."''"
*In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], erotic artwork of Marge Simpson can be seen on the 63rd floor.
*In [[Mumble 4]], Chris compared his life to Homer Simpson while arguing with Clyde Cash (and doing an impersonation of Homer).
*Chris downloaded ''[[wikipedia:The_Simpsons_Game|The Simpsons Game]]'' on the [[List_of_Chris's_games|PS3]].
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris "created" Constable Lou who may be connected to Sergeant Lou.
*In the [[Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors#cite_ref-0s|Chris dispels videogame rumors]] video, Chris stole a joke from [[Wikipedia#Sideshow Bob|Sideshow Bob]], butchered it horribly, and referenced it so far out of context that it made no sense to almost anybody.
*In the ongoing Jackie saga, Chris decided to [[100 2277|cosplay Homer Simpson wearing Fred Flintstone's shirt]].
*Chris's affinity for muscle bras can also be attributed to a bit in the episode "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses" in which Homer finds one in a dumpster and comments "All I know is that finally I am getting the support I need."

==Vocal impressions==

In [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.5|BlueSpike's PSN Chat v3.5]], Chris attempts (very poorly) some impressions of various Simpsons characters (specifically Mr Burns, Homer, Marge and Maggie). He would do the same in [[Mumble 7]], impersonating Homer and Bender; in an eerie bit of foreshadowing, Chris's Homer and Bender voices [[BlueSpike|sound exactly the same]] but Chris doesn't notice.

==Marge poster==
[[File:Sexy Flanders.jpg|thumb|What Chris thinks of when he sees the Marge poster.]]
[[Image:MargePoster.jpg|left|thumb|The picture of a married woman Chris faps to.]]

Recently, it seems that the centerfold poster of [http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/10/marge-simpson-playboy-photos-revealed/ Marge's ''Playboy'' magazine] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a [[homos#Defenses against becoming homo|homo]].

Interestingly enough, there were two potential choices for him to pin on his wall; the first was a coy, innocent picture of Marge undressing (breasts visible but nipples concealed), the shadow of an eager Homer projected onto the rear wall, with Marge making eye contact with her husband.

The second was of Marge wearing a see-through dress, looking directly at the camera and offering [[obesity|donuts]] to the viewer. Chris, ever classy, picked the one that has the most visible [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] and rejected the one that even had the shadow of a [[jerk|man]] on it (especially since Marge was looking at Homer, and not [[Chris|the camera]]).

Marge, of course, is a married woman. Not that this would [[Kacey|stop Chris... or even slow him down.]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:The Simpsons|''The Simpsons'']] at [[Wikipedia]]

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The Simpsons

2010-11-24T00:11:13Z

1000ftDITKA: /* The show and Chris */

[[Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|thumb|Chris rips off Homer's catchphrase.]]

'''''The Simpsons''''' is a cartoon about an extremely dysfunctional family, their daily life, and their various wacky adventures. In its early years, the show was considered one of the greatest TV shows of all time, but over the years the quality has degenerated, with ridiculous storylines and token celebrity appearances now the order of the day.

Of course, like all mediocre cartoons, [[Chris]] loves it, although not as much as he loves its sub-par rip-off, ''[[Family Guy]]''.

It goes without saying that the cutting [[parody|satire]] that has characterized the show (at least in its golden years) goes over Chris's head.

==The show and Chris==

[[File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|They would later have their own [[Bob Walks In|family bonding]]...]]

Chris has ripped off or referenced the Simpsons many times in his life. Specifically:

*In the [[You_know_what,_I_HATE_ME_TOO!!!|gallery of fail]] Chris added to his own [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]] in March 2008, Chris tried to show some humility by having himself rip off Homer's catchphrase, seen right.
*Chris video'd himself [[What%27s_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|singing his own version of the Mr. Plow remix]] that featured in a recent ''The Simpsons'' 20th anniversary special.
*When Chris finally [[Long_Island_Iced_Tea#Grip_.27n.27_Sip|decided to drink alcohol]], his drink of choice was the [[wikipedia:Long_Island_Iced_Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], influenced by [[wikipedia:The_Great_Money_Caper|an episode where Marge Simpson drank one]].
*The [[Secret Weapon]] video that at times Chris laughs like Nelson, a character of the series known for his signature "Ha-ha!" laugh.
*Chris also seems to have lifted the idea of a second Valentine's Day called "[[Christian_Love_Day#Christian_Love_Day|Love Day]]" from the episode "[[wikipedia:Trash_of_the_Titans|Trash of the Titans]]." Of course, Chris missed the point that the holiday was an artificial one born out of [[Ego#Materialism|greed and selfishness]] rather than love, and also that the very people who created it thought it sounded stupid when they said the name should be, "like 'Love Day,' only not so lame."
*Many trolls have also noticed [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s similarities to [[Wikipedia:|Lisa Simpson|Lisa Simpson]], as both have spiky hair and are said to be child prodigies. The difference is that Lisa isn't a bastard child born from an egg, and she has a personality.
*In the [[Common_Questions#28_December_2009|Common Questions]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris was called out on blatantly stealing jokes from many other shows. Chris justified himself by saying that "''Like [[Family Guy]], Simpsons, [[Excel Saga]], and even [[South Park]], taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. "[[wikipedia:Simpsons_Already_Did_It|Simpsons]] [[South_Park|Did It]]."''"
*In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], erotic artwork of Marge Simpson can be seen on the 63rd floor.
*In [[Mumble 4]], Chris compared his life to Homer Simpson while arguing with Clyde Cash (and doing an impersonation of Homer).
*Chris downloaded ''[[wikipedia:The_Simpsons_Game|The Simpsons Game]]'' on the [[List_of_Chris's_games|PS3]].
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris "created" Constable Lou who may be connected to Sergeant Lou.
*In the [[Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors#cite_ref-0s|Chris dispels videogame rumors]] video, Chris stole a joke from [[Wikipedia#Sideshow Bob|Sideshow Bob]], butchered it horribly, and referenced it so far out of context that it made no sense to almost anybody.
*In the ongoing Jackie saga, Chris decided to [[100 2277|cosplay Homer Simpson wearing Fred Flintstone's shirt]].
*Chris's affinity for muscle bras can also be attributed to a bit in the episode "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses" in which Homer finds one in a dumpster and comments on it "providing the support he needs."

==Vocal impressions==

In [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.5|BlueSpike's PSN Chat v3.5]], Chris attempts (very poorly) some impressions of various Simpsons characters (specifically Mr Burns, Homer, Marge and Maggie). He would do the same in [[Mumble 7]], impersonating Homer and Bender; in an eerie bit of foreshadowing, Chris's Homer and Bender voices [[BlueSpike|sound exactly the same]] but Chris doesn't notice.

==Marge poster==
[[File:Sexy Flanders.jpg|thumb|What Chris thinks of when he sees the Marge poster.]]
[[Image:MargePoster.jpg|left|thumb|The picture of a married woman Chris faps to.]]

Recently, it seems that the centerfold poster of [http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/10/marge-simpson-playboy-photos-revealed/ Marge's ''Playboy'' magazine] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a [[homos#Defenses against becoming homo|homo]].

Interestingly enough, there were two potential choices for him to pin on his wall; the first was a coy, innocent picture of Marge undressing (breasts visible but nipples concealed), the shadow of an eager Homer projected onto the rear wall, with Marge making eye contact with her husband.

The second was of Marge wearing a see-through dress, looking directly at the camera and offering [[obesity|donuts]] to the viewer. Chris, ever classy, picked the one that has the most visible [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] and rejected the one that even had the shadow of a [[jerk|man]] on it (especially since Marge was looking at Homer, and not [[Chris|the camera]]).

Marge, of course, is a married woman. Not that this would [[Kacey|stop Chris... or even slow him down.]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:The Simpsons|''The Simpsons'']] at [[Wikipedia]]

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