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<div>'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
==Video==<br />
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{{Tardrage}}<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|X02mQycxqSw}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora#Watch|Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]<br />
| next = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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Just a major up—just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al—everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.<br />
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[''sighs''] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma—for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it—this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks''! Too many ''crooks''! And that ED page is one of those crooks. [[Chris and English|Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.]]<br />
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Mmmm! It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?<br />
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[''reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with picture taped to it'']<br />
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This is Clyde. <br />
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[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right'']<br />
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And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''repeatedly punches the doll'']<br />
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[''reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half''] NNNGH!<br />
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[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? [[Chris and anger|YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?]] You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is—BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']<br />
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==Director's Cut==<br />
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{{Tardrage}}<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KYATxB7NXAY}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Video|Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]<br />
| next = [[Secret Weapon#Video|Secret Weapon]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart''] Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!<br />
<br />
[''picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails''] EENNGH—GGH! <br />
<br />
[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to <s>rape</s> pound on it''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!<br />
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[''pops back up to give a primal growl''] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!<br />
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[''gives [[Claw of Fail]] as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior''] '''CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME? [[Death threats|YOU ARE ''DEAAAD''!]] YOU ARE ''DEAD''!''' [''hiccups''] '''YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--'''[''hic'']'''--RRRGGHH!!''' [''snorts''] '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']<br />
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[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again'']<br />
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Mmm! You despi—you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! [''performs Claw of Fail again'']I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! [[South Park|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[''Ultimate Warrior voice'']--'''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!]] NNNGHHGGGHH!'''<br />
<br />
[''throws something into his camera, obscuring it''] <br />
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{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}<br />
<br />
==Fan videos==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cwe-1Ejl5FU}}<br />
| stardate = 31 [[March 2009]]<br />
| maker = Trowelhands <br />
| subject = <br />
| type = <br />
}}<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvwy7Emgs Reversed]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]|nextlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
<br />
{{Clyde Saga}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-30]]<br />
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-30]]</div>2pumpchumphttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!&diff=158490Take that Page DOWN NOW!2012-03-31T03:23:33Z<p>2pumpchump: /* Fan videos */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Tardrage}}<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|X02mQycxqSw}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora#Watch|Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]<br />
| next = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
Just a major up—just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al—everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.<br />
<br />
[''sighs''] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma—for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it—this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks''! Too many ''crooks''! And that ED page is one of those crooks. [[Chris and English|Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.]]<br />
<br />
Mmmm! It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?<br />
<br />
[''reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with picture taped to it'']<br />
<br />
This is Clyde. <br />
<br />
[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right'']<br />
<br />
And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''repeatedly punches the doll'']<br />
<br />
[''reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half''] NNNGH!<br />
<br />
[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? [[Chris and anger|YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?]] You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is—BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']<br />
<br />
==Director's Cut==<br />
<br />
{{Tardrage}}<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KYATxB7NXAY}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Video|Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]<br />
| next = [[Secret Weapon#Video|Secret Weapon]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart''] Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!<br />
<br />
[''picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails''] EENNGH—GGH! <br />
<br />
[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to <s>rape</s> pound on it''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!<br />
<br />
[''pops back up to give a primal growl''] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!<br />
<br />
[''gives [[Claw of Fail]] as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior''] '''CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME? [[Death threats|YOU ARE ''DEAAAD''!]] YOU ARE ''DEAD''!''' [''hiccups''] '''YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--'''[''hic'']'''--RRRGGHH!!''' [''snorts''] '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']<br />
<br />
[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again'']<br />
<br />
Mmm! You despi—you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! [''performs Claw of Fail again'']I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! [[South Park|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[''Ultimate Warrior voice'']--'''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!]] NNNGHHGGGHH!'''<br />
<br />
[''throws something into his camera, obscuring it''] <br />
<br />
{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}<br />
<br />
==Fan videos==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cwe-1Ejl5FU}}<br />
| stardate = 31 [[March 2009]]<br />
| maker = Trowelhands <br />
| subject = <br />
| type = <br />
}<br />
{| name = Chris chan hulking out<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=VwJL6ADqO-E}}<br />
| stardate = 31 [[March 2009]]<br />
| maker = Trowelhands <br />
| subject = <br />
| type = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvwy7Emgs Reversed]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]|nextlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
<br />
{{Clyde Saga}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-30]]<br />
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-30]]</div>2pumpchump