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May 2022

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[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|Chris in May.]]

'''May''' is the fifth month of '''[[2022]]'''. Chris opened the month still in hospital, but was transferred back to jail on the 3rd of the month.

== Notable events ==
* '''3 May''' - A third mugshot of Chris is leaked following a transfer back to [[CVRJ]] from an undisclosed facility that day.
* '''13 to 15 May''' - [[List_of_conventions_attended_by_Chris#Conventions_that_have_banned_Chris|Seaquestria Fest]], an unofficial [[My Little Pony]] convention held in Ocean City, Maryland (which Chris had been [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Seaquestria_Fest|blacklisted]] from since [[March 2020]]) is expected to take place.

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May 2018 social media posts

2022-04-23T23:03:15Z

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This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[May 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==[[Cryzel Rosechu]] approves of fanart==
1 May

Chris liked two fanart pieces of Cryzel, then commented:

{{quotebox|Totes Kawaii! She and I think so ever so much! ❤️💙💜}}

{{quotebox|She and I say it’s Awesome!}}

Of note is that the tweets are geotagged from Hollymead, Virginia.

==Mad at Facebook friends==
1 May

Chris shared a memory of a post from 2017 about [[The Classic]] shirt and commented:

{{quotebox|One year ago, I fixed and patched up the old shirt; the next, it’s holey bad in the armpits again. LOL}}

Sydnee Wagner joked:

{{quoteboxorange|This is like a montage out of nightmare on elm street. Freddy gets his sweater back.}}

Chris was displeased:

{{quotebox|I am Not a Monster.}}

Sydnee replied:

{{quoteboxorange|Are you sure? You ran someone over.}}

Mellanie Chafe chimed in:

{{quoteboxred|She ran someone over!?}}

Sydnee Wagner linked to this website's article:

{{quoteboxorange|https://sonichu.com/cwcki/28_October_2011}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|You are now Blocked. Before continuing to insult me whenever possible you should consider [[Anytime Fitness|Going to the Gym]] Yourself, as I feel YOU could stand to Lose Some Weight!}}

The drama continued [[April 2018 social media posts#I know people are worried|on another Facebook post]], where Chris became annoyed at someone for using his pre-transition name:

On Facebook's comment section:

Jackie Mei:

{{quoteboxyellow| Stay strong Chris!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Christine*}}

Jackie Mei:

{{quoteboxyellow|Sorry}}

Mellanie Chafe:

{{quoteboxred|my moms name is Christine. Sometimes people call her Chris.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I'm neutral about people calling me "Chris" or "Christine" but I would like if you Good People would respect my chosen name.}}

Mellanie Chafe:

{{quoteboxred|I think people respect it.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|You should see my inbox. There is Much Hate coming my way from all corners of the internet.}}

Mellanie Chafe:

{{quoteboxred|well, that sucks, but I guess it comes with being out and about on the internet.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|AND you, Ms. Mellanie - I see you laughing at me for Running Somebody Over. That is not what a FRIEND does! BLOCKED! You covertly insult me, but You and Your Husband could use some Gym Time as well!}}

==Whining about Patreon backers reducing pledges==
1 May

{{quotebox|feeling disappointed.

I'm feeling a mite upset right now. I just checked my Patreon (All Pledges were processed), it WAS at over $900 total about last Sunday, as said on my Patreon Page; but today, I ended up with $450! UGH!!!}}

''Note: At this point, Chris had gone for 95 days without uploading new pages for the Sonichu comic.''

==[[Kenneth Englehardt]] BTFO==
2 May

Englehardt returned to Chris's Facebook and commented on three posts, only for Chris to respond rudely, prompting Englehardt to walk away from him there. However, he couldn't resist staying away and quickly ran to Chris on Twitter.

He first commented on the previous post about Patreon:

{{quoteboxyellow|Did you call customer support to see what was going on?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I'm getting back into my Creative Mind after several months of being off my feet. More on THAT situation another time!}}

Englehardt then commented on Chris offering his license plate for sale on [[eBay]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|Hold on a minute, are you sure you have that cleared with the Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles?}}

Chris put Englehardt in his place:

{{quotebox|Ken, Please Stop. Or I will unfriend you, Again.}}

Englehardt grovelled:

{{quoteboxyellow|My apologies.}}

Later, on 3 May, Englehardt replied to another commentator on the Patreon update:

Taimur Rahman said:

{{quoteboxgreen| i think its patreon's new donation system, i believe they take 50% of your income to sustain their site. lets boycott patreon.}}

Englehardt replied:

{{quoteboxyellow| 50% ? That's outrageous.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|You're outrageous, Ken. Stop Commenting. This is your Last Warning. You are welcome to pledge to my Patreon, should you choose.}}

Kengle had enough:

{{quoteboxyellow|Friendships don't work this way Christine. Goodbye.}}

Hours later, on 4 May, Englehardt issued a tweet, tagged to no one at all:

{{quoteboxyellow|I've unfriended you but you are still welcome to follow and comment on my public Facebook page.}}

He then commented on one of Chris's posts:

{{quoteboxyellow|That is true. Your fans are hungry. Well-fed fans are generous fans.}}

...prompting Chris to react with anger:

{{quotebox|What is Your Problem?! Even though this is May the 4th - I repeat - YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!}}

Although by 5 May, tensions had settled back down:

{{quoteboxyellow|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}

{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}

==Begging for sales money to ship books==
4 May

{{quotebox|I did not mean to show lack of appreciation to those who did give me the money. I was upset, because my plans including catching up (everyone of the past three months gets a copy of @[[Bryanfrogboy|BryanShickley]] ‘s book as well); all of the books have been ordered, and I could not have done it without the sale of my license plate on [[eBay]]. I still need more money for shipping them out in about a week or two, please. So, please buy more from my eBay to help.}}

Bryan Shickley:

{{quoteboxgreen|Please don't drag me into this. I've drawn your OCs more than you at this point and I don't make a percent of a percent of what you make for doing nothing.}}

==How to be delusional==
4 May

@handofgalochio:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris Chandler always get me wondering: If my creations, the OCs I created over the years, were able to talk to me what would they say? Would they like me? What happens when I'm not thinking about them.

Then, I remember that little thing called reality.}}

{{quotebox|They ARE REAL! And you CAN talk with them in Psychic mind-link. About Every Creator and Artist with characters, and even imaginary friends, all possess this ability to communicate with them in the other worlds and dimensions. You Can Too, @handofgalochio ! Open your mind and ❤️

Anything Is Possible! Go Beyond This World and Reality!}}

==Bryan walks away==
5 May

Following tweets by [[Bryanfrogboy]]...

{{quoteboxyellow|Chris I said this once and if I'm honest it needs to be said again. PLEASE see a doctor about this. Healthy functional humans don't see cartoons everywhere. I know this is hard for you but I just want to see you be a healthy breadwinning adult. }}
{{quoteboxyellow|Just frustrated with Chris berating her fans on patreon for not paying her when she has given her fans next to nothing.

Chris gets all the money for the book<ref>Chris had a deal with Bryan where he would ship out copies of Bryan's book as pledge rewards.</ref> and that’s fine. I don’t want my name on it anymore.

I wouldn’t care so much. My goal this year was to break into comics with real people. 1 Page a day minimum. I just wish Chris could make... 20-30 pages in a year would be something. It’s just sad. I feel weird making more Chris content than she has this year. }}

...and his girlfriend...

{{quoteboxorange|yo crispy western Chandler , I've been quite about this, i want you to not sexualize my boyfriend please.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|@BryanShickley @weta_ink Y'all think I don't read this? My heart is Broken! I was being playful and flirty! You should check out the show "Polyamory" on Showtime. It's on Amazon Prime, too! I hope I didn't make you feel jealousy!}}

==Last six months, imminent financial ruin==
5 May

This was made in a series of four tweets.

{{quotebox|1. Yesterday, I noticed y'all giving me a lot of.. hate. I wish that Everyone in this world would see me for the True Hearted and Loving person I am. You need to understand - I am not [[Chris and reality|delusional and cartoony!]] During the last six months, something Really Bad happened to me and...}}

{{quotebox|2.I can't talk about it on here for Very Specific reasons. As a result of What Happened, our finances are Very Low - the worst is has ever been. I hope that y'all can know what happened in the near future, but for now, I Must Keep Quiet. Please understand that I didn't mean to...}}

{{quotebox|3.Offend anybody or do anything stupid or mean. For those that are Loyal Fans of my Patreon - I have some Great Ideas to make it up to you! It is YOU, my loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans, that keep me going! Please consider donating to me so that I can fix this Very Bad...}}

{{quotebox|4.Situation that I was forced into. Someone took advantage of me in a Very Serious way. The constant Hate has me feeling lower than dirt and I just want Everybody of the World to know - that I, Christine Weston Chandler, love y'all no matter WHAT!}}

==Never seen poached eggs==
5 May

In response to [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/992812416030400512 a photo tweeted by Britney Spears of her breakfast]:

{{quotebox|Home-made Egg McMuffin! Awesome. But that’s a Lot Of Butter (or is that Sour Cream?). I like mine with egg whites, white cheddar, no butter at all, and add some guacamole, when I have one. Yum! It is not an everyday thing with me. I would mainly Oatmeal it upnin the morn.}}

==Still delusional==
5 May
{{quotebox|I’m Still Working Out and Speeding Up with Cryzel, and nobody is going to stop me! Yee-Ha! 😊❤️💙💜⭐️⚡️}}

==Our Wedding comic preview==
5 May

{{quotebox|VERY SPECIAL PREVIEW ONLY For Patrons!}}

He uploaded previews for [[Sonichu 16]]'s Our Wedding episode, then posted to Patreon:

{{quotebox|It will be started very soon, and will be uploaded for the Paying Patrons very soon, and will be included in be back of Sonichu 16. Thank You. (It is a Separate Comic, aside from the pages I just uploaded)}}

He replied to a fan who pointed out that his lack of updates was hurting patron support...

{{quotebox|Trust me, I'm working on it! Very very soon! As in, tomorrow and next week!}}

... and to a ween who bragged about sharing the comic pages:

{{quotebox|That's not very nice. When you do that you are taking money from my pocket.}}

==On the [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]] relationship and being blackmailed==
5 May

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxgreen|Is SIlvana okay with Magi being married (again). How does Mewtwo feel about his husband marrying someone}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|We are Polyamorous.}}

He expanded on it then next day:

{{quotebox|Polyamorous relationships and marriages are very cool there. Sylvana (YES, her name is spelled with a “Y”) is Totally Cool with Cryzel and I being part of the wedding tree. Mewtwo was skeptical at first, but he came around, and he really likes me too.

And you know Mewtwo: he has a good heart, but Cross Him, and you WILL REGRET IT LIKE TEAM ROCKET DID! Now Team Rocket is dissolved. Jessie, James and Meowth are their own trio team now; happy and alive for themselves. 😊❤️}}

A fan implored Chris to say whether this or the Twitter blackmailing was the work of a new Idea Guy and to seek help if not. Chris answered:

{{quotebox|t's under control now, trust me. I have some very Powerful Allies helping to rectify the situation. I can't say much other than certain people should be Very Frightened right now!}}

==Kengle's nightmare fuel==
5 May

[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/992973385519910912 In response to Englehardt's art]

{{quotebox|This will give me nightmares.}}

==Turning back on CWCProtectSquad==
7 May

{{quotebox|I just want y’all to know – I read my Twitter comments. I see the Hate. I’m starting to realize who my True Friends are, and aren’t. The #CWCProtectSquad is full of trolls. If y’all are my True Friends, you’ll help me in REPORTING this hating on me. I also read THAT forum, but..
It’s hard to keep up with all of the Mistruths and Nastiness being spread there about me. Over half of what y’all think is true isn’t. I need Real Friends in my life. Day by day I see what goes on and I wish it wasn’t true, but it IS!  I need love just like everybody else.}}
@SaraHeartsSonic:
{{quoteboxorange|You can have real friends. The catch is no adult will respect another adult (you) who frivolously spends money on children’s toys to play with, then begs for money needed for REAL expenses, mortgage and what not. You want Respect? Earn it.}}

{{quotebox|Says the troll who spends their day making a fake account to bully me on the internet. I might live with My Mother, but you probably do too.}}

Chris then unfollowed Sara.

@LittleAmychan (in response to Chris’ first paragraph tweet):
{{quoteboxyellow| Christine I’m so sorry this has all happened I promise when I started the #CWCProtectSquad I had no intention to bully or harm you}}

{{quotebox|I can’t believe you right now. I’m starting to see The Light and it is dark indeed.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|I’m more than happy to prove anything too you, be it a voice chat or even free art. I promise I never meant any of this to happen. I’m sorry.}}

{{quotebox|You don’t understand. I came to the internet with the Purest Intentions. I have never had a “Normal Life” – everything has been controlled by someone else at some point. You spend your Entire Life like mine and see how YOU turn out!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I 110% understand how you feel, if my life was filled with nothing but heart breaks I’d be untrusting too, but I want to break that cycle}}

{{quotebox|I want to include a ghost-type Sonichu in a future comic. I am thinking of Wraith Sonichu or Wraithchu. Spook Sonichu? Can you help me brainstorm ideas? Maybe even a concept?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Of course! If you’d like help with designs as well I can help 😊 thank you for giving me your trust}}

{{quotebox|Also, for this Indpedence Day I am thinking of a Sonichu that represents each branch of the Military. And I don’t mean NAZIS!}}

A follower responds to Chris’ second paragraph tweet:
{{quoteboxgreen|You literally solicted sex for money? You realise how illegal that is right? Maybe you need to tske a step back and realise its not unjustified hate}}

{{quotebox|I was coerced.}}

==CWCProtectSquad disbands==
7 May

@LittleAmychan
{{quoteboxyellow|As of now the #CWCProtectSquad had been disbanded. This group has turned into hurt and can not continue it anymore @CWCSonichu}}

Chris retweeted the above post with the following message:
{{quotebox|Thank you. You Jerks and Trolls ruin EVERYTHING! I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE GYM WITHOUT YOU HARASSING THE GYM THAT I GO TO!}}

==Meltdown on Twitter==
10 May

{{quotebox|Here's a Special Shoutout to [[CWCProtectSquad#Amy|@LittleAmychan]]! The annoying troll who treated me like a Stupid Idiot and thought she could win my favor by direct messaging me fake sweet words of encouragement and fake voice messages! It's already been tried a gazillion times, Sister! You LOSE!}}

@StriderFan28:
{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu Give me a shout out too Christine! Please Senpai!}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Go right off and FUCK YOURSELF! How was that, you Internet Hag!}}

@ShoopyDan:
{{quoteboxred|You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, Christophina}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>***Christine***</nowiki> you FUCKING INTERNET DOUCHEWHORE! I'M FUCKING MAD! I'M SICK OF THE HATE! I'M SICK OF EVERYTHING! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!}}

@TendoDood:
{{quoteboxred|Financially we do because you have to put it all out there. Don't go to Bronycon and pay your bills.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T GO TO BRONYCON! FUCK YOU! I TOOK CARE OF MY BILLS AND EVERYTHING WAS TAKEN FROM ME! FUCKING EVERYTHING!}}

@StriderFan28:
{{quoteboxred|Honey that was just a joke calm down or CWCiki is going to have a field day with this one}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|[[Affair with Mother|YOUR MOM IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH YOUR LIMP DICK!]]}}

@sheeztrouble:
{{quoteboxred|Tell them all off. You're doing great, girl ❤️}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|I FEEL THE POWER OF MY PENT UP RAGE FLOWING THROUGH ME!}}

Chris then tagged [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]:

Chris:
{{quotebox|@hwinslow3 AND YOU - YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN TOLERATE YOU! I FOLLOWED YOU OUT OF MUTUAL RESPECT!}}

@OrneryPossum:
{{quoteboxred|Oh damn - @CWCSonichu got @CountDankulaTV's attention!}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Who or what is @CountDankulaTV?!?! Alright, I need to rest. Sorry for getting so angry y'all, my brain feels like the 4th of July fireworks right now. NAPPY NAPPY NAPPITY NAP TIME!~}}

@CountDankulaTV:
{{quoteboxred|Yeah, Chris knows who I am, I think Chris has been hacked.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|I've been calming down. [[Feel_So_Lonesome|I can't]] [[Homos#Chris the Homo|THINK STRAIGHT]] when I'm angry. I wish you knew what was going on right now. When my mind goes blank, I Even Forget what I had for breakfast! Nappy time!}}

==Mother's day drawings==
13 May

{{quotebox|Happy Mother’s Day, Everyone! I have an inspiration for a couple of new drawings, that is not influenced by anyone outside of me, other than my actual family in Cwcville. I’ll upload it later today after drawing it. Meanwhile, I gave my mom a hug and kisses today; you do that.}}

{{quotebox|My family threw a little Mother’s Day Celebration in Cwcville for me this morning. And, my counterpart there would not exist without me, so in a sense, not biologically, I am her Mother too. (By the way, Christine is touching my butt.) I Love My Family and People! I am happy.❤️

[[File:Mother's day 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Self-Explanatory.

[[File:Mother's day 2018 2.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|But more accurately, I love my Cwcville Counterpart, and she loves me too.}}

==Holding Sonichu books hostage==
15 May, [[Patreon]]

{{quotebox|Making out the books

I have the books; I am signing them and enveloping them; I will have them shipped out in a couple of weeks. (Sooner if I can get another $100 or $200 in donations or sales of my stuff on eBay).}}

He posted to Twitter:

[[File:CWC Prequel comic bonus.jpg|200px]]

==Is LittleAmychan a troll?==
15 May, Twitter

{{quotebox|This is the video that @LittleAmychan sent me claiming to be "real". I am Highly Suspect that she may be a troll. If y'all continue to keep slamming me I'll be Very Upset!}}

A copy of the video is below:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = LittleAmychan
| ytid = Z5x4cJGQ6m4
| stardate =
| maker =
| subject =
| type =
| info = }}

‏@Salty237DOTcom:

{{quoteboxyellow|How is this suspicious? They are just encouraging you, you halfwit. You get mad at people for calling you retarded but when someone is actually kind to you, you are all “I don’t trust this person”. It’s not like they want you to have sex with a blow up doll while screaming.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|It's hard for me to tell These Days. People have tricked me before, Countless TImes, pretending to be Real Women. I have to watch everybody now, unfortunately, for my own Safety and Peace of Mind. If I am wrong I am truly sorry.}}

{{quotebox|I am reading the replies on my last Tweet. You just Don't Understand! I have been beaten, abused and beaten some more so much over the last many years! I view EVERYONE with suspicion because the Trolls and Bullys force me to! If I am wrong about @LittleAmychan, I am SORRY!}}

Chris then deleted the tweet with the video.

==Got married==
15 May, Facebook

''Note: Chris backdated this post to 26 March 2018.''

Chris made a status update saying he got married.

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|To whom?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|To [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]], of course! Mewtwo may also be joining us.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|ah ok}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|It's okay because I am half-Pokemon.}}

He posted a picture of the newlyweds:

[[File:Newlyweds.jpg|200px]]

==Probable Hobbit==
16 May

{{quotebox|People are telling me that I'm focusing too much on the trolls.. I just want to thank my friend Jodi Newago for being a Loving and True friend and defending me! I don't make many friends easily anymore, but she is Truly an "Awesome Hobbit"!}}

''Note: Though some people accuse Chris of doxing Hobbit, the truth is that her real name easily shows up in a Google search when querying "Probable Hobbit."''

Hobbit (Twitter ID: sheeztrouble):

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you ❤️❤️I'm always here for you.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you [[Darling|Dear]]! I just saw your video.. you stood up to those all Dirty Bastards for me and I love you for it!}}

==[[Michael Hirtes]] BTFO==
16 May

From the previous update, Hirtes butted in:

{{quoteboxred|How about getting a jobby job job, Chris? Every day from now on. PS: Jodi's a troll too you know. But you won't listen till you find out the hard way (again). Same old Chris.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|The only troll is YOU! I have seen her pictures - she is REAL! How about you show your face, Mr. Troll? True and loving fans of mine - REPORT THIS ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY!}}

He then made an announcement:

{{quotebox|Calling all of my True and Loyal fans - I need to ask y'all a favor, Personally, from me, Christine Weston Chandler. The account @chris_crybaby has been harassing me for Far Too Long! Please report them to Twitter, immediately! Thank you and have a good safe day!}}

Someone replied:

{{quoteboxyellow|No need, we all know it's a fake account anyway. No one is fooled by it relax man.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Yes. But if we start reporting all of the troll accounts maybe they'll give up after they are BANNED from Twitter! We don't need Their Hate Here!}}

A fan cautioned:

{{quoteboxorange|Be careful doing that! Technically it counts as targeted harassment and it against Twitter's TOS. It would really be a shame to get yourself suspended to banned just for trying to stick up for yourself. Best of luck!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|But they are fake accounts made to attack me - it will be alright! I asked the cosmos and it said REPORT REPORT REPORT!}}

Probable Hobbit (replying to Chris's post about Hirtes):

{{quoteboxgreen|This guy is a pain in the ass. He blocked me so I can no longer report his comments that contain abusive hate speech. Block him, Christine.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Yeah, I don't know what his problem is. I think he may be the same person using multiple accounts to Troll and Degrade me.}}

Later, Chris called out Hirtes:

{{quotebox|Greeting Michael Hirtes!}}

A fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|Michael J. Hirtes is a bigger lolcow than Chris tbh. I mean yeah you can make fun of Chris for a lot of stuff but at least he's not a fat old man who's life is dedicated to stalking Chris.

[[File:NewspaperHirtes.png|200px]]}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|While I, Myself, am a furry, this "Michael Hirtes" is indeed a Special Case. Yiff yiff!}}

Hirtes:

{{quoteboxred|And yet, you're still and shall always be Chris Chan. Julay julayyyy!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Are your feelings hurt? Judging from the fact you had to make so many replies with Old Stuff means you're probably "butthurt"! Hah! Kooloo-Limpah!}}

==Sorbet is Missing==
{{quotebox|Sorbet has been missing for over a week. I’ve asked locally a couple of days after he wandered off while outside and didn’t return. I also put up these flyers on the telephone poles. Nobody’s found him or called us back. We miss him. I pray he is okay. ❤️
[[File:MissingSorbetPoster.jpg|200px]]}}

==Continuing Sonichu 12-9==
19 May

On Twitter:

{{quotebox|Blame it on the Bad Trolls for the delay; I’m looking to finish this book in less than a month from now.}}

On Patreon:

{{quotebox|Sorry for the delay! I am resuming work on “Sonichu 12-9” now; I will do better to get back on the groove again. Rock On, Bronies and Pegasisters!

[[File:Sonichu 12-9 progress, May 19.png|200px]]}}

==Kun T’Nyuget==
19 May, Patreon

{{quotebox|Also, Introducing Kun T’Nyuget

[[File:Also, Introducing Kun T’Nyuget.png|200px]]}}

==Pollo is dying==
20 May

{{quotebox|But My Old Phone Now, Please!!! We need more money here right now! Ugh! Also, Pollo is fading away; on death’s door; barely breathing and twitching! If he’s not dead in the comfort of the towel he’s wrapped in by tomorrow, I will need the money

Poor Pollo is dying!

[[File:Pollo dying.jpg|200px]]}}

Chris quickly deleted the message, as well as another advertising the sale of his iPhone, possibly due to backlash from his Twitter followers.

==Pollo is dead==
{{quotebox|
💐**Rest In Peace, Pollo.**💐
💐May 20, 2018💐

I'll Always Love You! ❤️
}}

Chris also noted that he is buried next to [[Patti Chandler]].

==One small page; one giant leap==
23 May
{{quotebox| New page for preview!
[[File:May 23 New Page.jpg|200px]]}}
Chris would then reply:
{{quotebox|I am Very Proud of this page!}}

==Calling out the Idea Guys==
25 May

{{quotebox|I want to clear a Couple Things Up. First of all, it was not I, Christine Weston Chandler, offering "Services" a few weeks back. [[Chris and remorse|Nor was it I Apologizing]] for "Ruining Fandoms" and the Like. While it was Physically Me, that is my Physical Form, behind the Keyboard, I was being Forced to Write such things and make Dishonest Apologies. The People who Did THAT to me know who They Are and their Day is Coming and Rightfully SOON! I Know you Read This - Don't Get Too Comfortable Jerks in The Bluegrass State or Golden State!}}

He deleted the message five minutes later and replaced it with a more indirect statement.

{{quotebox|I'm tired of being Taken Advantage of and by Every Random "Ween" that reads about Me on the Internet. I'm going to Start Fighting Back. NO MORE!}}

==Imaginary family==
25 May<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/999998606034784256 Twitter post], [https://web.archive.org/web/20191101064221/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/999998606034784256 archived] on 1 November 2019.</ref>

{{quotebox|And One Day, Very Soon, my family and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!}}

==A new excuse not to get a job==
25 May<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1000159257260519424</ref>

{{quotebox|Please, More Donations for Food are Necessary! We Need YOUR Help! If you want to Be Sure that the Money Goes to Food, E-Mail me Food Lion Gift Cards! I can also Post Receipts of What We Buy, so that You Know we aren't Wasting it on "Junk". Thank you!}}

{{quotebox|Of another Note I am Currently Exploring Ideas towards Leveling Off our Financial Situation. And NO, don't tell me to "Get A Job" - you know I would be Harassed until the End of Equestria! I Prefer to Work From the Peace of my Own Home.}}

@KinkyWalrus069

{{quoteboxred|If you don't tell people where you work they couldn't harrass you at work}}

@CWCSonichu

{{quotebox|They would Find Out. Lots of people in CVille know who I am - Someone would See Me Working and it would be Online within Minutes!}}

@giraffiroth

{{quoteboxgreen|I know a lot of people just want to taunt you but if you don't already, you should take commissions. Just make sure you get payment upfront and get the pieces done in a reasonable time and I'm sure you could make a decent amount.}}

@Vladicarus

{{quoteboxorange|the thing is though, theres been things in the past where people do pay upfront, and christine just doesn't deliver. it's basically her fault that shit like this happens.}}

@LittleAmychan

{{quoteboxpurple|Commissions are a good idea! Or even getting money from YouTube from your videos}}

@Larkspurns

{{quoteboxyellow|There are a lot of decent work from home options, actually. You could look into data entry, transcription or dispatch work. I work for a hospital and just jumped entirely to working remotely. It's becoming really common.}}

@BischofTaylor

{{quoteboxwhite|All of those things sound like they require a much higher level of qualification than CWC has.}}

@bananaramba21

{{quoteboxred|What work? You mean begging and Internet browsing? And before you say your art and comics, you haven’t even been doing those. You do know there are actually official at home jobs you can sign up for that can really help your final situation.}}

@BischofTaylor

{{quoteboxwhite|Plenty, PLENTY of people work jobs they hate to get by. Why do you refuse to account for the fact that you haven't even tried a job before assuming harassment. Not one shift. Not even an interview. You're making excuses to give up on it before it ever happens.}}

==Make me plushies==
28 May

{{quotebox|Also, I want to make a request for anyone who is willing to volunteer their craft services: I would simply love a 6” or 12” plush of Nightstar and one of Kun. As long as they look very good and huggable, like the custom plushies typically do, I will be very happy. Thank You!

[[File:NightStar052818.jpg|200px]][[File:KunT052818.jpg|200px]]}}

==Love Is In The Air==
28 May

{{quotebox|Here’s a loving new piece featuring Nightstar and Kun; I call it “Love Is In The Air”. And it is a piece that is right-side-up no matter which way you rotate it. 😊💖

[[File:Kun T'Nyuget and Night Star kissing.jpg|200px]][[File:Kun T'Nyuget and Night Star kissing2.jpg|200px]]}}

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2021-12-25T14:12:22Z

4CentUser: /* The Male Social Hierarchy and the Qualifications for Dating */ too long, didn’t read

== Refn ==

Nice work on adding the refn template. It's a neat addition. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:50, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

:Thanks! I was trying to add a footnote with a reference inside it to the Randy Stair video transcript and realized it didn't work with the normal formatting, so I just imported it from Wikipedia. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 19:24, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

== Discord ==

Do you have an account on the CWCki server? Just feel we should talk for a bit. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 15:19, 3 October 2021 (UTC)
:I don't, but I can join it if you want. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 15:22, 3 October 2021 (UTC)

== The Reversion of My Edits and the Subject of Cartoon and Anime Porn ==

On 22 October 2021‎, you decided to revert the edits I made on the "Chris and Sex" article. The sub page was "Cartoon and Anime" porn. Your reason was "literally none of this has anything to do with chris[sic]".

Now, I may have gone on wild tangents with that edit, maybe going into unnecessary history anime porn distribution in America(which, was for the sole sake of source citing and noteworthiness), and maybe I went on too long about one notable radio Shock Jock's opinion. But, the subject has a LOT to do with Chris and how he sees sex for simple factor. Chris is erotically aroused by Cartoons and Anime, and that makes him different from normal folks.

I don't wish to cause trouble here. In fact, I only come in the best of intentions, to keep this wiki alive and imbue it with the best useful information possible. So I'm just going to have a friendly argument with you over the subject of Cartoon and Anime porn and its possible hand in creating sexually disturbed weirdos, sexually disturbed weirdos like Chris.

I'll start off this debate by bringing up a copypasta from Encyclopedia Dramatica about a-log. In short, it was a long list of compare-and-contrast that was written in order to show that A-log and Chris are a lot alike(and also to show, that by list's normie trollish standards and logic, A-log was more pathetic then Chris because he was fatter and was still a virgin). The item on the list caught my attention was "both think cartoons are attractive, and see nothing wrong with that." The key words are that they "see nothing wrong with that", in contrast to normal folks, who don't see cartoon characters in a sexual light.

Chris looked at a Sailor Moon poster on his ceiling to "Stay Straight." And he made cartoon porn of his own creations for the sake of masturbating to them. I will repeat that although Sailor Moon has been joked about being boner inducing in anime fandom, the fact remains that the characters in that show are high school and junior high school girls, which means if a 27 year old was to look at the main character of that show and pop a boner, that makes that 27 year old a hebephile or an ephebiphile by definition respectively. At least according to this video by this genius 14 year old:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmIMrPZGzP0

Lastly, back to the opinion of the shock jock. He makes more money than you or I, and he has friends everywhere. Howard Stern has watched and fapped to more pornography than you could ever imagine. He has interviewed an incredible amount of porn stars and kinky folks on his show. So, when this man says that cartoon masturbators disgust him, and that he considers himself superior to all cartoon masturbators on planet Earth, because is solely normal porn masturbator... Well, I think that says a lot, don't you think? How many do you know irl, admit that they fap to hentai? And how many of those are successful people with jobs and families? Aren't all of such are fat social invalids like Chris? -- [[User:TippyToesTommyTalarico|TippyToesTommyTalarico]]

:This is a lot to unpack, and I was originally going to give an elaborate point-by-point response, but I decided that's not worth it. No offense, but I'll just be completely honest about the reason why I reverted your edits: Your writing style is extremely unprofessional even by the standards of this site, you A-log like crazy in every sentence, and you go on at [[Honest Content|extreme length]] about subjects that do not deserve more than a few sentences. Just so it doesn't seem like I'm dismissing you out of hand, I'll briefly address your main points:
{{collapsible|A more in-depth response|
::''"Chris is erotically aroused by Cartoons and Anime, and that makes him different from normal folks. ... The key words are that they "see nothing wrong with that", in contrast to normal folks, who don't see cartoon characters in a sexual light."''
:This is '''wild speculation''' and absurd at face value. The vast majority of weebs do not turn into incestuous rapists, and it's ludicrous to insinuate otherwise.
::''"Chris looked at a Sailor Moon poster on his ceiling to "Stay Straight." And he made cartoon porn of his own creations for the sake of masturbating to them. [...] if a 27 year old was to look at the main character of that show and pop a boner, that makes that 27 year old a hebephile or an ephebiphile by definition respectively."''
:Yes, Chris has always had [[Mass debating|bizarre]] [[For J-R's Eyes Only|sexual]] [[Recycling|behaviors]]. This is not a new observation, and does not deserve an essay-sized explanation when a sentence or a paragraph would suffice.
::''"[Stern] makes more money than you or I, and he has friends everywhere. Howard Stern has watched and fapped to more pornography than you could ever imagine. He has interviewed an incredible amount of porn stars and kinky folks on his show. So, when this man says that cartoon masturbators disgust him, and that he considers himself superior to all cartoon masturbators on planet Earth, because is solely normal porn masturbator... Well, I think that says a lot, don't you think?"''
:Not really, no.}}
:If I was assuming the worst, I probably would say you were using this site to vent about your own personal vendetta against weebs. I'm not saying that ''is'' what you're doing - and honestly, I don't really care. I don't really edit here much nowadays anyway. The main reason that I removed your edits is just that what I've seen of your prose is simply not very good. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 22:22, 4 November 2021 (UTC)

So, I recently reinstated an edit, albeit a much brief one that I hope is more to the liking of the wiki community. It's just a few sentences that boil down to "Chris is an individual that looks at cartoon and anime girls and feels arousal from the images thereof." I really don't intend to A-log at all, in fact I watched myself to make sure I'm not insulting Chris, just stating societal expectations that I perceive. I think anything he does wrong should be noted because although no one will ever a loser like Chris, everyone at least has one thing in common with Chris, and if they nix that thing, they can take step towards being a better person. I see a lot of people expressing romantic feeling to cartoon characters these days, and I don't see them making a positive impact. All see are fat social invalids with messy break up, exposed drama, and a downward sprial that usually ends with a 1000+ forum thread on Kiwi Farms.
Famous cartoon fappers(other than Chris):
Kurt EichenWald (Lolcow journalist who had to lie about his hentai in order to save face)
Schmorky(Former SA cartoonist now Child Molestor and deranged furry)
David Gontermann(OG lolcow)
Digibrony(lolicon enthusiast)
Andrew Dobson(Small time artist with an INFLATED ego)
and much more, just browse ED and Kiwi Farms...

From what I see, maybe the correlation is significant. You don't ever hear of someone like Hayao Miyazaki or Hans Zimmer, John Cena, or Neil DeGrasse Tyson or John Glenn fapping to cartoons. On the subject of Howard Stern's opinion making an impression, you answered "Not, really no." To which I ask in return, "Why not?" Again, he has friends Robin(who is black, and female, and served in the air force), as well as other diverse people agreeing with him. He only watches live action pornography and only that for a reason. It kind of reminds me of Tommy Lee Jones noble but worn out sheriff character from the aptly named, No Country for Old Men, or, like Don McClean's perspective in the classic song American Pie. Old good guys commenting on the depravity of modern society and wondering where people's innocence and morals and honor went. One line from Stern from that radio segment that stuck with me, "those bombs we dropped on Japan, I think we really screwed them up..." I don't consider myself having a personal vendetta against "weebs." (And for the record, enlighten me on how you define "weeb", which I think you mean "weaboo" by which you mean "wapanese" or a "person that likes anime too much.") For the record, I freaking love anime, but a lot of the things I'm having cordial discussion with you about, are coming from a serious discussion I had with an irl friend, and suffice to say, the discussion changed my perspective on a lot of things, and even got me to be extremely introspective. --[[User:TippyToesTommyTalarico|TippyToesTommyTalarico]] 12:35, 14 November 2021 (UTC)

==The Male Social Hierarchy and the Qualifications for Dating==
On December 10, you reverted an edit I made to the sweetheart page. Your reasoning being was "low quality edit, a-loggy". While I can agree that my caption about how "Despite his high expectations for others, Chris is at the bottom of the male totem pole", may have been "a-loggy", though, accurate based on his high standards for others, but low standards for himself, I cannot say the same for the picture, which was I found to be informative and helpful. Please tell me, what is low quality about this picture? https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Male_Social_Hierarchy_2.png The male social hierarchy is a useful guide for men to turn to help themselves gauge what kind of women are within their "league", and also check themselves to see if they are even should be dating rather than fixing themselves and becoming proper. One can usually determine whether or not they are either an alpha, a beta, a gamma, a delta, or an omega based on things like financial income, physical health, schooling, and whether or not the subject laughs at inappropriate things or masturbates to cartoons and anime. It's based on scientific observation in tribal hierarchies, namely with wolves and primates. When it came to the wolves in particular, the "alphas", which mated often, were the ones that seemed to be the most aggressive. Further examination found that these "alphas" were parents. In other words, the aggression served the purpose of defending the young, thus preserving the tribe. The bottom line is that "chicks dig Alpha males". But, contrary to how Adam Conover puts it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ti86veZBjU , Alpha males are not always aggressive and some not at all. An alpha male, as I have come to understand it, based on the "How Not To Fail At Life Guide" https://sonichu.com/w/images/8/8d/How_not_to_fail_at_life.png is in the end, just a strong person who preserves the tribe through his extremely refined talents. For the alpha positive, that is charisma, strength, intelligence, and abilities, all good qualities. In the case of the alpha negatives, who are generally the kind of people that beta, gamma, and omega negatives call "jerks", are in actuality just misguided, and I don't blame women for going out with them, because unlike the other types, alpha negatives are still strong, handsome, and charismatic despite not being smart, and all they need is the proper "push" from the right person to guide to being an alpha positive. Alphas tend to be leaders due to their strong stature and charisma. Alphas don't even need dating advice, women just come to them. Betas tend to be the more sensitive less confident, but more empathetic "alpha". Contrary to "popular belief", and by "popular belief" I mean kindergarten level /pol/ grade insults from jealous omega male cartoon masturbators hiding behind anime girl avatars, being a Beta is NOT a bad thing at all, neither is being a gamma or a delta for that matter. Betas also tend to be a little more intellectual and introspective than alpha males. Think of the Beta as the Raiden to the alpha male Solid Snake, wet behind the ears, but also fresh healthy and more of a nice guy, well if he's a beta positive. Otherwise, the beta negative is the constantly jealous "nice guy" who doesn't see how good he has it all. The best advice for Beta males is find the right woman, be confident, and just try. Gamma males are the super intellectual and introspective. They are masterful of certain intellectual talents, but they lack the physical attractiveness that Alphas and Betas possess. This is because they neglect their physical health in favor of really excelling in academic pursuits. Gammas are geniuses and tend to be head scientists and philosophers, head engineers, head musicians, and head writers. The gamma tends to be at odds with the alpha, sometimes this is justified because the public (deltas in general) tend to be scientifically illiterate and sometimes the alpha in charge is running things based on an outdated model that the gamma needs to replace. Gamma positives tend to be more humble, and they put aside their ego and focus squarely on their talents and improving the world and finding solutions. Gamma negatives tend to spite the world and feel above other people and develop superiority complexes. The best dating advice for gammas, is to not focus on dating, but rather their beautiful talents. Then maybe, the right woman will come to them, and be interested in who they are. Deltas are your average male, kind like everybody's dad when their dad is at their hokiest. Deltas are simple standard and reliable, but also aimless. They need the guiding hand of either an alpha or a gamma to get them through life. Delta positives are altruistic busybodies that do their job, get paid, and relax after a job well done. Delta negatives tend to be sheepish folk who buy into bogus claims, hoard items, and spend all their money on QVC and infomercials. The best dating advice for Deltas, is beggars aren't choosers. Deltas need to stick to a woman of their stature or just drop out of dating altogether. Omegas are the outsiders. Whereas the other greek alphabet people form together to make a harmonious tribe of leaders, wingmen, thinkers, and workers; the omega is the outcast that would otherwise not survive in a crisis situation. All serious lolcows, and some of the worst people in the world are omegas. Omegas are defined by not having any talents, not contributing to society other than a parasitic sense, and having interest that most would find creepy or uninteresting at best. Omega males tend to live in their parents basement, and masturbate to anime. They lack a social life. Omegas tend not to have jobs, often living off welfare or mommy and daddy's money. Omega positives understand that they failed and lived their lives the wrong way, and they try to correct the course. Omega negatives see nothing wrong with themselves and resent the world for rejecting them. Negatives in particular tend to become rapists, serial killers and spree killers, usually after snapping and having a final mental breakdown. The best dating advice to omegas is to simply not date, because they are essentially like a peacock with no tail feathers. And maybe seek therapy and also go back to school to learn what they need in order to get a better job. Chris is certainly an omega male in every sense of the word, and an omega negative at that, wouldn't you say? --[[User:TippyToesTommyTalarico|TippyToesTommyTalarico]] 6:07, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
:TL:DR? —[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 14:12, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

Jail Letter - 19 September 2021

2021-12-21T20:45:20Z

4CentUser: Undo revision 275163 by 2012 (talk) i believe it is generally assumed that all typos are Chris’s own

{{quote|I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}}
[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me...'']]
On 19 [[September 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wrote '''an open letter from [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]]''' to an unknown individual while awaiting trial on a charge of [[incest]]. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to [[Null]] and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-me-from-prison-dated-september-19th-2021.100951/ Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)]</ref>

In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated (despite Jesus being male while Chris presently identifies as a female) on top of his existing delusions about the [[Dimensional Merge]], citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that Jesus was a swarthy Middle Eastern Jew and not a pale-skinned Anglo-American like him, and that the main thing he has in common with "White Jesus" is his long hair).
[[File:ChrisWritesJailLetters.png|thumb|left|200px|An artist's interpretation.]]
Though some expected Chris's extended time in the slammer to humble him, the end result seems to have had an opposite effect as he's retreated even further into his fantasies than before. We would try to explain what this means for the current state of Chris's [[Chris and health#Mental health|mental health]], but he does a much better job than we ever could.

Chris evidently [[Honest Content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had audio of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.<ref>https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf</ref> Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), that his voice was edited or synthesized <ref>Voice synthesizers are more sophisticated than ever before. Some of them require as little as 5 minutes of speech to accurately fake someone's voice. With thousands of hours of YouTube videos and voice chats on the open Internet, the thought that someone could put his voice into a synthesizer is plausible.</ref>, that he was unaware of his own actions due to his [[Autism|mental disability]], or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].

With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense due to providing a confession of incest with his mother. He even confessed to stealing from Barb's accounts at one point, which he hadn't even been charged with yet. To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions and their consequences (meaning that an already-unlikely insanity plea is even less plausible now), but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence. While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter before the trial had even officially begun.

==Chris's Response==
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{{quotebox|① September 19, 2021
[[File:JesusChris.jpg|thumb|250px|The resemblance is uncanny.]]
I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua "NULL" Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.

Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Andy Warhol]], [[Messiah complex|my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible]], Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the [[glasses]]. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of "Physical" evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ➞}}

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}}... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period.
Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Monts (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... [see image right] ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul [[wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]] 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. ➞ ②}}

{{quotebox|Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).

Friday the 30th: Forced out of my [[14 Branchland Court|home and Temple]]; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket [[money]], and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, [[Patreon]] was not due for a payout until Sunday and [[tugboat|SSI]] was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom Ashby]] caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. [[Son-Chu|The Van]] was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little [[obesity|food]] and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I WAS going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went Straight to Barbie Chan's bank account. I WOULD have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to Overdrama and FAIL Your Worldwide Test of Faith upon me. ➞}}

{{quotebox|[[Stress sigh|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>]] And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,
"Why and What the hell?" Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Isreal over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have [[homos|Pro-Gay]], <s>and</s> Pro-Lesbian, [[tomgirl|Pro-Trans]], and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.

I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your demons and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.

Chris Chan Sonichu<ref group="note" name="sign">It's impossible to show in Unicode, but Chris dots each 'i' with a heart here, and places lightning bolts around the 'i' in "Sonichu."</ref>

the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.}}
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==Original scans==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and coping]]
*[[Messiah complex]]

==Notes==
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==Fan video==

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| name = Animated Chris Chan Jail Update ! Sends prison letter to Null saying he is now Jesus !
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| stardate =28 [[September 2021]]
| maker =sheWIND
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| type = Animation
| info =Christine Weston Chandler, the mayor of Cwcville and inventor of Sonichu, puts new meaning to Christian when he claims in a letter to Null that he is Jesus! I blame Leonard Bearstein

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==References==
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==External links==
*[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Malachi+3%3A6-15&version=KJV Malachi 3:6-15 (King James Version) at ''BibleGateway'']

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 14 December 2021

2021-12-21T20:33:30Z

4CentUser:

On 14 December 2021, Chris sent an '''eighth letter''' Kenneth Englehardt.

Some highlights of this letter include:

* Chris demanding $200,000 to be sent to Barbara minimum. With no time index given it can be deduced that Chris wants to see the amount accumulated ASAP. He also felt the need to write down decimals in a round number.
* In the wake of Barb’s traffic accident and the totalling of Son-Chu, Chris seems more concerned with replacing the vehicle than with the physical well-being of his own mother.
* “The final Countdown for this Earth is Now.” Seems to imply another stage of the Dimensional Merge has initiated, even though Chris declared the final stages of the Merge were happening as he was being arrested on charges of incest on August 1st 2021.
* The use of the word Tithes, albeit “kind tithes” might imply Chris views donations to Barb as an obligation of his “true and loyal fanbase”.
* Chris wrote that people can send Barbara checks, only to add the world valid later, implying that he is aware that people will likely send Barbara bad checks as an attempt at weenery.
* At the top of the letter Chris writes the number 13, even though he’s previously been shown to avoid the number 13 as he believes the number to be bad luck, numbering this as 12-9 rather than 13. (see the CWCki page: Chris and Reality)
* In contrary to previous letters, the pages of this letter haven’t been numbered in the top-left corner of the sheet with a circled number.

==Chris's Reponse==

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:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::December 14, 2021
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::12142021 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 13 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 4

Hey Kenneth.
This letter, I consent and wish to be uploaded on to OnionFarms, shared with SomkeyMcCrack on his channel, and shared on Kiwi Farms, posthaste, please.

I wish to state to ALL of my kind and Genuine fans and followers my most personal and humblest of gratitude and appreciation. Your genuine love and compassion continues to humble and inspire me to be the Best Goddes Possible for and with ALL of you and everyone else in the Majority I shall save, and soon after, as well, draw, write, and share my numerous previously- written and drawn 100-plus “Sonichu” Books on Dearth in Universe 1C-211987.

On the flipside, I have expressed many a wish for All to Donate and pay kind Tithes and offerings to the Sonichu Temple (my home), and to Barbara Chandler, There. Barbara has informed me over the past couple of months that she has received NO such Donations via Mail, or received visitors. I have also informed you all in Truth that this was the foretold Storehouse you all were to donate to of Malachi in the Old Testament. And I know All of you have expressed genuine Interest in Barbara’s History and stories. I feel baffled in finding such lack of compassion for Barbara that should have been equal to that I have, and continue to, receive. →}}

{{quotebox|IF there is Anything All of you could have done for me in regards to the Holiday Season, at least, on top of actu-ally redeeming yourselves (from among the toxics and neutral-Bads), is to Send Barbara at The Sonichu Temple at least a total of $200,000.00 minimum, so the Mortgage and Debts can be paid, and she would buy herself a new Car to replace the van.
Valid Checks can be send to Barbara Chandler at 14 Branchland Ct. in Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, regardless of the Timing of Events now.

The Final Countdown for this Earth is on Now.

I was praying to be able to have offered Blessings and reconsiderations in response to this by now, on this date of December 14, 2021. But I see in confirmation of this lack of compassion for Barbara.
Be safe and well
Sincerely,
Ms. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.

I shall see you all of the Majority on the Original, Recombined Earth after I shift you all of the collective after and upon my Second Coming.}}
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User talk:TippyToesTommyTalarico

2021-12-10T04:12:15Z

4CentUser: /* Re */ typo

== Reply ==

Hi there. To be bluntly honest, the thing is that Chris finding cartoons arousing isn't really that relevant and you seem quite eager to add that information as if it were the worst thing Chris has ever done just because you agreed with Howard Stern's opinion that people who fap to drawings are disgusting.

Also, by "exceptional", no, I didn't mean "retarded", just that Chris is far from the only person to fap to cartoons (and no, not everyone who does that ends up as an actual sex offender/alleged rapist) and as such is irrelevant to point it out, especially when the examples you wrote in the page are from things that happened over 10 years ago (the Sailor Moon poster and the R34 Sonichu drawings) and that Chris has probably long forgotten. I think is best that you don't readd that section. Have a good day, Tommy.

UmJammer Lammy, 26 November 2021.

== Re ==

Um, no Tommy, to be honest you just read like you have a personal agenda against those who fap to cartoons, so it's not relevant at all if Chris does or used to do it, you seem to want to hammer that into the article as the most serious transgression Chris has done just because you personally dislike that. Please keep that off the page, thanks. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:UmJammer Lammy|UmJammer Lammy]] ([[User talk:UmJammer Lammy|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/UmJammer Lammy|contribs]])

User talk:TippyToesTommyTalarico

2021-12-10T02:18:05Z

4CentUser: /* Re */ sign

== Reply ==

Hi there. To be bluntly honest, the thing is that Chris finding cartoons arousing isn't really that relevant and you seem quite eager to add that information as if it were the worst thing Chris has ever done just because you agreed with Howard Stern's opinion that people who fap to drawings are disgusting.

Also, by "exceptional", no, I didn't mean "retarded", just that Chris is far from the only person to fap to cartoons (and no, not everyone who does that ends up as an actual sex offender/alleged rapist) and as such is irrelevant to point it out, especially when the examples you wrote in the page are from things that happened over 10 years ago (the Sailor Moon poster and the R34 Sonichu drawings) and that Chris has probably long forgotten. I think is best that you don't readd that section. Have a good day, Tommy.

UmJammer Lammy, 26 November 2021.

== Re ==

Um, no Tommy, to be honest you just read like you have a personal agenda against those who fap to cartoons, so it's not relevant at all if Chris does or used to do it, you seem to want to hammer that into the article as the most serious transgression Chris has done just because you personally dislike that. Please keep that off the page, thanks. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:UnJammerLammy|UnJammerLammy]] ([[User talk:UnJammerLammy|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/UnJammerLammy|contribs]])

Sweetheart

2021-12-10T02:12:14Z

4CentUser: Undo revision 272310 by TippyToesTommyTalarico (talk) low quality edit, a-loggy

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|A flock of potential sweethearts.]]
{{quote|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"? '''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}

A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s flavor-of-the-month.

==Definition==
Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, and a trip to a hooker (two in fact). Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.

==Qualifications==
:''See Also: [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and [[Attraction Sign]]''[[Image:Chris chan is a hoers.jpg|thumb|It's the one on the left.]]

In the early years of his [[Love Quest]], Chris spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the ''[[News Dash]]'', and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be [[Two's company snapshots|bent a little]], as expedient.

*18 - [Chris's age then] Years Old
*Boyfriend-Free
*Blonde or Brunette
*White
*Pretty
*Average or Slender Body Type
*5' or Taller
*No Smoking or Drinking
*Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area
*Has Own Car
*Average to High Income
*Happy, Positive, Caring

In other exchanges, Chris established a few more rules:

*No Children from Previous Relationships<ref>[[Facebook messages]]</ref>
*No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>

==Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?==
{{Protip|This section does not take into account Chris's recent arrest and its effect on his Sweetheart search. For more information, see [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case]].}}
[[File:Chris-chan_010714.JPG|thumb|Helloooooo, ladies.]]

Despite an old Trinidadian saying that goes "Every bread has its cheese" ''(meaning that a special someone is waiting for everybody, no matter how badly off they are)'', [[Clyde Cash|many]] [[Matthew Devoria|who]] [[Jackie|have]] [[White knights|dealt]] with Chris would be quick to rebut the idea. (However, an argument could be made that [[Jacob Sockness]] qualifies.)

However, in case anybody reading this article is curious as to why not, there are quite a few reasons:

'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a nearly 40 year old man who plays with children's toys and video games all day and still lives with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment and living on your own are completely foreign concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly [[Chris and money|wasted on stupid shit he doesn't need]]. As of [[2019]], this habit has been coming back to bite him in the ass harder than ever as the [[Financhu Crisis|Chandler finances sink into an all-time low]]. Refusing to take responsibility, he has [[Please, Donate|resorted]] [[Donation Request|to]] [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e]]-[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|begging]] [[Donations_Requested,_Please|a]] [[Donations_Required,_Serious._Please_help|very]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_1|large]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_2|number]] [[Announcement_06292016|of]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|times]] like a child to make up for his failure to put the simplest of money aside for [[McDonald's|food]], bills and medicine. On top of that, he has implied that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home while his wife goes to work]]. He doesn't even plan on looking after the kids for her; he'd dump this responsibility on his old, ailing mother. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.

'''2) Chris has issues that would damage a relationship.''' Autistic antics aside, Chris does a lot of things that upset women. For starters, he seems to have no sense of personal space, and [[Megan Schroeder|several]] [[Emily|women]] [[Kacey|have]] [[Catherine|found]] themselves creeped out by his habit of inappropriately touching them. On his date with Catherine, he made a point of bragging about learning from his mistakes with Megan shortly before he ''molested'' Catherine by hugging her and burying his face in her breasts, after specifically being told not to. Needless to say, had this been a real date, Catherine and "cousin Al" would've [[Kick the Autistic|beaten him up]] or [[Michael Snyder|called the]] [[Jerkops|cops]] at this point. He also [[List of Chris's lies|lies a lot]], and when he doesn't lie, he makes poor excuses for his shortcomings, both of which can damage a girl's trust in him. [[Chris and remorse|His lack of genuine sympathy towards people]] has led to a lot of complaints about him apologizing without meaning it. On top of that, he seems to be of the idea that women in a relationship with him [[Women's rights#In real life|will tolerate waiting on him hand and foot while he plays video games all day, and bear his children]], and enable his [[Megan Schroeder|deranged]] [[Michael Snyder|theories]] about conspiracies and trolls.

'''3) Chris is not self-sufficient.''' As mentioned before, Chris doesn't have a job and has no plans to get one, opting instead to live with his mother. His welfare after room and board deductions is barely over the $200 mark, which he wastes on toys and video games instead of saving for something really important. He also has a habit of landing himself into [[debt]] with his purchases, and isn't even aware of [[Mumble 4|all of the necessary bills one needs to pay to keep a house running.]] He has also [[PlayingHouse|indicated]] that if he becomes a family man, he will be leeching off his wife instead of looking for work on his own (of course, there would be no problem with him being a "house husband" if he knew how to maintain a household - [[Tour of Chris's House|which he doesn't]]). It'll become crystal clear to any woman who learns this about Chris that he is definitely not marriage material, as he has at no point in his life been able to support himself, much less a family.

'''4) Chris has issues with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]].''' Above and beyond Chris's problems with self-sufficiency is the person he is dependent on. Not to put too fine of a point on it, but Barb isn't the easiest of people to live with. Aside from her own [[Barbara Chandler#Mental|personality problems]], she has issues with hoarding, she has many of the same issues with authority figures that Chris does, and shows only slightly more of an ability to manage her money. Many people around Chris's age have difficulty dealing with their parents, but Chris has (aside from his devotion to being a [[tomgirl]]) been shown to be neither willing nor able to stand up to her. As it stands, Barb is another obstacle on his [[Love Quest]] and, if Chris was willing to move out from under her shadow, his chances of landing a sweetheart would substantially improve.

'''5) [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|Chris's hygiene]].''' Chris does not shower regularly, believing that all you need to be hygienic are a few sprays of [[Axe]]. He also lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy house with garbage everywhere]], and routinely [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shits himself]]. [[Emily|One woman]] has described him as smelling like 'rotten watermelons'.

'''6) Chris is physically unattractive.''' Chris is not inherently ugly, but his lifestyle and fashion choices have rendered his appearance deeply repulsive. Even before he started dressing like a [[Tomgirl]] (already a deterrent in itself for a [[Homos|certain reason]]), Chris always [[Chris and fashion|had very questionable tastes in fashion]], and would often have an unkempt appearance, as shown in the picture above. When first spotted from a distance by Catherine, she believed she was looking at an ugly old woman. The fact that he [[Chris and health|doesn't take good care of himself]] also hurts his chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in him becoming [[Obesity|clinically obese]] and [[Hair|nearly bald]]. If Chris dressed somewhat fashionably, bothered grooming himself properly and worked out, his chances with the ladies would improve a bit. In fact, during Chris's stint as a [[Carlos Chantor|male escort]], his appearance was comparatively rather presentable and he appeared well-groomed.

'''7) Chris has no idea how to behave around women.''' Chris has many childish mannerisms and social hindrances that are repellent to women (and men alike). In the infamous [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video for Ivy]], these things are in abundance. Chris thinks that when you talk to a woman you like, you babble and coo like you're addressing a toddler. Also, he thinks that women in this day and age would like watching ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', an ancient show from his elderly parents' days. One of the first things new people also notice about Chris' room is that he's surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much scream "manchild", and Chris has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.<ref>[[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG]]</ref> His [[transgender]] identity haven't helped either - he's now a manchild that dresses like a woman, which doesn't even make him seem heterosexual anymore (sure enough, this happened when one of his Tomgirl pictures was [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|featured on MTV's ''Failosophy'']], where the ''only'' person who would date him was the [[Homos|gay guy]], provided he wasn't joking).

'''8) Chris is ignorant and averse to change.''' A feature of autism is hostility to and even fear of change, and Chris is no exception. Chris often believes that, above all else, his way is right, and [[Clyde Cash|anybody who tries to tell him otherwise is a dirty troll]], especially if it interferes with his immediate [[China|interests]]. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer him in the right direction, as many trolls posing as women have tried to do.

'''9) Chris is an intolerant bigot.''' [[Homos|He still hates gay men]]. He has shown insensitivity (if not outright [[Niggos|enmity]]) towards people of different races. Woe be unto you if [[Noviophobia|you're ''male'']], too. Needless to say, the only women who'd approve of this stance would have to be outright racists who don't have any male friends themselves, and then you'd have to consider the fact that they must also put up with financially supporting a couch potato who plans to let her do everything for him and shits himself, which would put the total of women who'd be interested in Chris to a big, fat '''ZERO'''. For an example of this and how women would not tolerate such an attitude, consider [[March_2013_Facebook_posts#Gay_Marriage|this homophobic post he made]] (and the replies he got as a result) on Facebook (to truly hammer the point home, Kim, a long-time ''friend'' of Chris's, chastised him for his bigotry).

'''10) Chris has problems with authority.''' Despite the cliché that "all girls love [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|bad boys]]", a sensible woman is going to be put off by someone who is in constant trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]]. Consider that Chris has on [[26 December 2014|two]] separate [[28 October 2011|occasions]] come very close to being sent to jail for several months; this is on top of his other lesser [[List of places that have banned Chris|brushes with authority figures]]. And it's not even as though Chris's attitude stems from him [[Episode 17#Epilogue|fighting for an important cause]] - Chris is willing to risk imprisonment for something as petty as [[Sonic Boom Protests|the color of an animated character's arms]]. Even if Chris does find his elusive sweetheart, few will be able to put up with the constant stream of bans, fines, and jail time brought about by Chris's [[Chris and anger|poor self-control]].

'''11) Chris is incompetent.''' Chris has claimed, numerous times, to be [[Chris and writing|proficient]] [[CADD|in]] [[Chris and art|several]] [[Chris and music|of the arts]], but in reality is incompetent in pretty much every sphere imaginable. He compares [[Father Call|cleaning his house to fighting in a war]], and even then, [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|his idea of "cleaning the house" leaves a lot to be desired]]. One could even argue that it's because of this and his lack of common sense that the aforementioned [[14 Branchland Court|house]] eventually [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burned to the ground]], the result of him choosing to brew coffee in his bathroom with an extension cable propped over the door. He has been employed for maybe a few months in his whole life, then was fired, as he proved too [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical and stubborn]] [[Wendy's|to keep even a minimum wage job at a fast food place]], and he simply hasn't bothered since. He is completely inept when it comes to [[Chris and money|managing money]], meaning any relationship with him will be a financial nightmare. He gets himself [[Banned|into]] [[28_October_2011|trouble]] way more times than he should, such as his attempts to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]], where basic common sense should have told him to stay away like he'd been told. So, long story short, ladies, If you were looking for somebody to be the "man of the house", would Chris even remotely fit the bill?

'''12) Chris's past will always return to haunt him.''' Thanks to the combined forces of the Internet, [[weens]], and even Chris ''himself'', there are literally [[Incest|volumes]] [[Death Threats|of]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|unsavory]] [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|information]] about Chris out in the open for all to see, almost all of which is documented right here. Chris knows this all too well, which is why he strongly discourages anybody from doing even a simple Google Search about him. This was, in fact, one of the key reasons why he didn't even make it to first base with [[The Wallflower]] - a ween mailed her a link to the [[CWCki]]. But even if we were to put aside anything to do with the internet, there are still many, ''many'' embarrassing and undesirable things about Chris that will, in one way or the other, surface that would damage, if not outright destroy a budding relationship - to which this very list can attest.

'''13) Chris doesn't try.''' Throughout his whole life, Chris has not had even one [[TRUE and HONEST|real]] girlfriend. The reason for this is simple: he won't initiate. Chris is well known to have a fear of talking to women, even [[How to Talk to Girls|resorting to a book to try and get over his anxiety]]. While not as true today, men are supposed to play the role of the "go-getter", and try to woo over "the fair lady". How does the scenario play out in this autistic's mind? Stand around with an [[attraction sign]] with [[Chris and his Ego|ridiculous requirements]]. Back in the day, even if a girl did express interest, Chris would've been too shy to even talk back to her. He's a little more confident today, but it's hardly done wonders for his chances of scoring - instead, he'll turn her off with a cheesy, ham-fisted attempt at a pickup line that just makes him look incredibly creepy and out-of-touch. If there was such a girl who could and would overcome these barriers, the odds that she would meet his standards (just in appearance) are about 1 in 100. And if that ''still'' isn't enough, Chris would never stick to his sweetheart. In his entire life, he has barely had any friends, so what makes anyone in the whole world think he is capable of having a girlfriend? If he is, then his habit of holding back on anything that requires effort and no immediate reward (like moving out, getting a job, maintaining a social life, etc.) will inevitably keep Chris from ever catching that one [[I Got A Fish|fish]] out there.

== Present situation ==

[[File:NaiveChrisHedgehog.gif|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris's break-ups are like.]]

In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.

Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: in addition to all the reasons listed above, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.

Even ''more'' unfortunately, that window of opportunity had not closed as we once thought it did. in late [[July 2021]], the [[incest]] call was leaked, and the grim truth of Chris's love-life came to the surface. Called "the [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11]] of the internet" by some, it turned out that Chris had been in a sexual relationship with his mother since at least June of that year. It is unlikely that [[Barb]] could be considered a real sweetheart of Chris's, since their sexual relationship was probably nonconsensual. If Chris wasn't forcing himself on his mother continuously, there's a high chance that she felt pressured to satisfy Chris's desires and decided to go along with him. This event adds one last reason for why the chances of Chris getting a sweetheart are astronomically low: nobody wants to date a literal motherfucker.

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Boyfriend-free girl]]
*[[Gal pal]]
*[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]
*[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]]
*[[Love Quest]]
*[[Noviophobia]]
*[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

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2021-12-04T23:39:57Z

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Dimensional Merge

2021-11-05T18:19:28Z

4CentUser: not sure what to title this section

:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref>.}}

{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case|jail]] for over two months.<ref>[[Jail Letter 3]]</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]

The '''Dimensional Merge''' (also referred to as the '''Collective Shift''')<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Ego]]</ref> is an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]].

The Merge is an event in which Chris believes that "[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]" (respectively, the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]]. Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader. First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,<ref name=mergebegins>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400</ref> aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication.
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]</ref> as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].

Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, "we discouraged the idea at first",<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/</ref> implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].

== Background ==

[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]

Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.

From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with "Magi-Chan" at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).</ref>

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth". McGuire responded with "Earth 1218", and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.

===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.

On 8 October, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}

He followed up on 23 October with:

{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}

On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.

Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.

==Beliefs on the Merge==
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]

Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.

On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521</ref>

[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins></ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.<ref>https://archive.fo/QKq44</ref>

===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===
{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.

== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to "red tape", betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.

He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still "Awake" to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.

{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.

The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.

Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.

I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.

And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.

For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.

Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:

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However, the attached post from Lukas<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962</ref> suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}

Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the <s>[[Chris and health|health problems]]</s> "superpowers" that he got from it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272</ref>

On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture.

{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}

Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.

===Continued hope in the merge===
[[File:Dmcompletcard.jpg|thumb|The epitome of Chris's desperation in card form. Also, the one goal card that Chris will never win.]]
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208</ref>

{{quotebox|The <nowiki>#DimensionMerge</nowiki> is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}

Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs<ref>[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]</ref> and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/</ref> The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:

*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.

*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.

*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.

Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasise more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the "near-coming days" – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref> Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.<ref>[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]</ref>

As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]</ref> This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle.

To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]</ref>

In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, "As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP." In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref>

On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge "is on".<ref>https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21</ref> Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200</ref> The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136</ref> When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520</ref> On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383</ref>

Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400</ref> When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962</ref> This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337</ref> Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.<ref>https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467</ref>

On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689</ref>
===Jail revelations===
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that "the merge is on" once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.

In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicised message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021</ref>, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.

The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and reality]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]

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[[File:JailLetter2EnvelopeFront.jpg|thumb|Letter sent in October 2021 by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]
'''October''' was the tenth month of [[2021]]. Chris remained in [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|jail]] for the entire month, waiting for his delayed [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case#Second court appearance|second court appearance]] in [[November 2021|November]].<ref name="continuance">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance]</ref> Continuing on from the [[September 2021|previous month]], Chris wrote [[Jail letters|several letters]] from jail.

==Highlights==

* '''1 October''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 80.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html Barb's birthday]</ref> With [[Bob]] long-dead and Chris in jail, it is her first birthday in decades spent completely alone.
* '''3 October''' - Chris begins writing [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|a letter]] to a ween in response to an apparent attempt to convert him to Islam.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021]]</ref>
* '''4 October''' - Chris finishes writing the Islam letter, then begins [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|another letter]] shortly afterwards, this one directed towards [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<ref name=JL2>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>
* '''5 October''' - Chris finishes writing the Kengle letter.<ref name=JL2/>
* '''6 October''' - The Kengle letter is sent in the mail.<ref>[[:File:JailLetter2EnvelopeFront.jpg]]</ref>
* '''7 October''' - The Islam letter is sent in the mail.<ref>[[:File:Letter3Page3.jpg]]</ref>
* '''10 October''' - The Kengle letter is received and uploaded online.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-to-kengle-from-prison-dated-october-4th-2021.102598/</ref>
* '''13 October''' - The Islam letter is received and uploaded online.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/misc-jail-letters.102849/</ref>
* '''21 October''' - Chris writes [[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|another letter]], responding to an inquiry about a plush doll seen in some of his videos.<ref name=JL4>[[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021]]</ref>
* '''22-24 October''' - Chris finishes writing the plush doll letter and sends it in the mail.
* '''25 October''' - The plush doll letter is received and uploaded online.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/oct-25-2021-chris-writes-letter-about-a-doll.103668/</ref>
* '''25 October''' - Chris writes [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021|yet another letter]].
* '''29 October''' - [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021|The letter from October 25th]] is received and uploaded online.<ref>{{Cite web|url-status=dead|url=https://twitter.com/JohnRetvrned/status/1454227800861335560}}</ref>
*'''31 October''' - Chris spent [[Halloween]] in jail. Meanwhile, no [[Ween|trick-or-treaters]] showed up at Barb's door, so she spent this day in complete isolation.
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Since December 2019, the CWCki has become [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|more selective]] of what qualifies for inclusion, due to a substantial increase in [[Unholy Tetrad|people]] trying to disrupt or influence Chris for attention: the change means that Christorians now have a lot more time to improve or expand existing articles and pages. This pages lists what they think needs to be done:

* Can be done in any order.
* If you have a suggestion for improvement, add it to the appropriate section below: if you have completed any of the suggestions below, remove it from here.
* If you started working on an article in your sandbox, and wants others to help, link your sandbox in the appropriate section below.

==Urgent==
Archive all [[:Category: Articles with endangered links|Kiwi Farms reference links.]]

Categorize and sort through all of the [[2020 Discord leaks|leaked images from the Discord]].

== Rewrite/Expand ==

For articles that need cleanup or expansion.

*[[Jail Letter 2]]

*[[Chris_and_work#Reasons_for_Chris.27s_refusal_to_work]] - needs to be expanded

*[[Two's company snapshots]] - rewrite

*[[Idea Guys]]

*[[Mathematics]] - complete rework

*[[Alcohol]]

*[[Pokemon Go]]

*[[Netflix]] needs to be expanded to include newer shows he has watched, like BNA.

*The following pages need to be fixed up by deleting unwanted posts (such a Chris saying thanks or nice to some enabler) and retweets (of random giveaways and pointless enabler art) and rearranging important posts to the top.
** [[November 2018 social media posts]]
** [[December 2018 social media posts]]

*[[Chris and the Internet]]

*[[Chris and television]]

*[[Biology]] - Expand

*[[Sonichu 13]] - We need better scans to make sense of the page numbering system in the issue.

*[[Cosplay]] needs details on Bronycon 2017+18

*Sections of [[Chris and religion]] have not been been updated since his CPU Uzume possession in early 2018. The article especially needs more information on Chris's own following, the "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu".

*[[Mysticism]] (or another page if inappropriate) - As seen in a [[Twilight_Sparkle%27s_Secret_Shipfic_Folder#Pseudoscience|category of Chris' TSSSF cards]], Chris uses a few magical tools such as a wand and the Glacce Bottle (along with the more known "[[Magic stones]]") to enhance his CPU abilities.

*[[Chris and stress]] - Rewrite to filter out Chris's stressors from things that Chris simply doesn't like and add information on Chris's coping mechanisms.

*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] - Add new cards that have been recently released on social media.

== Update ==

* [[Chris and health]] - Finish section on hydration. Find more information on Chris’s beliefs about water.

A full list of articles that need updating can be found [[:Category:Articles needing updates|here]].

== Standardize ==

* Standardize file names and categories for pages from ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'': see Little Owl’s [[User:Little Owl/Style guide|draft style guide]]: we are doing this, so that it will be easier to find them later, as well as to reduce confusion between subtle revisions (e.g. between [[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 1, Page 5, Revision 1.jpg|this]] and [[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 1, Page 5, Revision 2.jpg|that]]).

== Categorize ==

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* Categorize all files by going through [[Special:UncategorizedFiles]].

Pictures of/by
**Weens under Category:Ween
**White Knights under Category:White Knight
**Enablers under Category:Enabler
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**Carpetbaggers under Category:Carpetbagger
**Fan art under Category:Fan Art

If you see any useless pictures not being used anywhere put the delete template on them.

== Minor fixes ==

For minor aesthetic changes or droning repetitive fixes.

*Bluespike skype chats have minor formatting errors and summaries require piping

*Bluespike skype logs 2, times are fucked needs fixing by comparing old version

==Pages to create==
*[[Facial blindness]]

*[[Fumanchuuchuu]] + archive Chris's deleted tweet https://kiwifarms.is/threads/twitter-10-18-chris-is-gifted-a-sonichu-plush-criticizes-it.49051/post-3879445

*[[Gatekeepers]]

==Recently overhauled/finished articles==
Lineup for Article of the Now.

*[[Equestrian calendar]]
*[[Internet Dream Lounge]]
*[[Analysis of Sonichu 12-9]]
*[[Chris and oratory]]
*[[VHS]]
*[[Lindsay Kaye‎]]
*[[13 Lucky Writing Tips]]
*[[Chris and negligence]]
*[[Love is Love comic]]
*[[Chris and drugs]]
*[[Christorical eras]]

== Things that always need to be done ==
Changes to articles/templates that need to be done periodically.

*Keep [[Chris and coping]], [[COVID-19]] updated.

*[[:Category:Media needing transcription|Transcribe media.]]

*Clean up unused files.

==Lost media==
A lot of Chris related media is lost. Help the CWCki by finding them and placing them in their articles.
Back them up in multiple publicly accessible websites before if you do find any.

*[[Chris Sex Logs|Skype sex logs by PandaHalo]]
*[[Church audio]]
*Sonichu fan promo 1 and 2 by timmys1984
*Sonichu home club videos by Chris
*Sachumo interview
*CWC 4 Puns of the Patridiots, a video by trolls about MGS and CWC.
*[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]
*Special thanks document from [[Power]]
*Video version of [[No More Jokes]]

==Technical==

=== Urgent ===

* MediaWiki software update — MediaWiki 1.31 reaches [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Version_lifecycle end of life] in September 2021. Upgrading to [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/MediaWiki_1.35 MediaWiki 1.35] or later should give us support up to at least September 2023.

* Most archive links to the [[CWCipedia]] are dead and lead to a fatal error page. This should get fixed ASAP.

=== Useful ===

* Introduce [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:TemplateSandbox TemplateSandbox] — this will allow editors to diagnose or improve templates without having to use trial and error.
* Introduce [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:ConfirmAccount ConfirmAccount] (see https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updating-the-cwcki.50150/post-7021292) — the current DM-based request system is not flexible, as the CWCki team do have to balance between real life and a backlog of maintenance and organization tasks (some currently have so much free time solely due to COVID-19, which isn't going to last forever). Someone needs to have interface rights to customise the ConfirmAccount interface to our requirements (e.g. Kiwi Farms/CWCki Club username instead of Real Name).
* Import Dot’s Syntax Highlighter (https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/User:Remember_the_dot/Syntax_highlighter) — at least one jerkop uses it elsewhere to detect syntax errors.

=== Other ===

* Introduce [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:UserMerge UserMerge] — By merging all the blocked spambot accounts into one placeholder, we will have a TRUE and HONEST [[Special:Statistics|editor count]].

[[Category:CWCki]]

Watchmen

2021-11-03T19:06:04Z

4CentUser: /* Owls */ archive

{{quote|You brought so much fucking [[Laughs Under Lucricities|joy]] to this world and you continue to do so. That's why [...] you need to remain safe.|Bismuth, one of the Watchmen, to Chris.<ref>[[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)]]</ref>}}

[[File:Watchmen.jpg|thumb|The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|accumulated]] [[Unholy Tetrad|filth]] of their [[trolls]] and [[weening]] will foam up about their waists and all the [[Dimensional Merge|Merge-deniers]] and [[A-log|A-logs]] will look up and shout "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY!]]" ...And I'll look down, and whisper "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm workin' on it.]]"]]

The '''Watchmen''' were a group of fanatical [[enablers]] whose members served as gatekeepers and [[white knights]] for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in a similar manner as their predecessors, the [[Guard Dogs]]. Their goal was to keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris, and as such wound up in conflict with [[Sockness]], [[Praetor]] and various other members of the rogue's gallery of the CWC universe. The group had a few iterations but with Chris currently jailed for [[incest]] their purpose has become moot. Furthermore, unfortunately, some of the problems were coming from within their own house, namely [[Sean Walker]], who with the Watchmen mainly used the names ''Conner'' and ''neko''. Sean was able to effectively wrest control of Chris from the rest of the Watchmen, and use said control to found his own enabling group, the [[Watchmen#The Knights of CWC|Knights of CWC]].

As a faction, the Watchmen were instrumental in numerous events over the course of late [[2019]] onwards, such as attempting to dismantle [[Jacob Sockness]]’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server when the true intent of the server was revealed. Chris had contact with the Watchmen, including [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|chatting with them]] on [[Discord Q&A 4|Google Hangouts]] and over [[Discord]]. The Watchmen were also behind the [[2020 Discord leaks|Discord leaks in August 2020]], and the [[Discord Q&A]]'s.

Their approach was rather controversial, as they gained Chris's favor by means of [[Enablers|enabling]] his delusions by pretending to be fellow [[CPU]] goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in [[magical thinking]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]]. The Watchmen tracked and collected information on anyone involved with - or attempting to get involved with Chris, and had little to hesitation in regards to doing any potential [[weens]], [[trolls]], and [[A-Log|A-logs]].

While they shared a name with the 1986/1987 DC Comics limited series by Alan Moore, David Gibbons, and John Higgins, the 2009 film adaptation (which is [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|not that long of a movie]], according to [[Emily]] and [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]), the 2019 HBO series, and the various comic book spin-offs, the Watchmen apparently did not take inspiration from the franchise, in contrast to how [[The Miscreants]] modeled themselves after the Patriots from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''.

==Origins==
What eventually became the Watchmen group had its roots in the CWC Rebellion Discord server. There, Owls met Meghan (aka MKRNightVee), and Talia (whom Owls described as "a person exploiting and egging MKR on to talk to Chris").<ref name=owlsaccount>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1257#post-7343340 (Archive: https://archive.fo/06IZx)</ref>

Meghan got into contact with Chris through a friend looking up his phone number.<ref name=cap2>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl2-png.644832/</ref> Owls tried to coach Meghan<ref name=cpuowls>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl5-png.644835/</ref> and avoid problems, though he admits he didn't do well at it.<ref name=owlsaccount></ref>

After Meghan had been in contact with Chris for some time, Owls came up with the idea to try to [[manipulate]] Chris's beliefs away from the [[Dimensional Merge]] through telling him that the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]] had relocated to Earth. Meghan recruited her friends to role-play as CPUs to Chris over Discord; Owls acted as a gatekeeper between MKR's friends and Chris.<ref name=cpuowls></ref>

{{quote|time passed talking with Meghan for about a month or so there came an idea from me in the most autistic way possible "convince Chris that merge wasn't happening and that CPU had decided to be on earth and act like normal people in society". foolishly believing this would work Meghan gathered some people from different servers she said we could trust and we made a server. this idea failed and when the first person decided to brag about it on a different discord I shut down the idea.|Owls<ref name=owlsaccount></ref>}}

According to Bismuth, Owls acted as liaison between the CPU group and [[Marvin]] of the [[Guard Dogs]] group (the latter also being gatekeepers to Chris at the time) but Bismuth claimed that Owls wasn't reporting back to Marvin. Owls later left the group.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

==Reveal==
The Watchmen group revealed its presence in [[August 2020]]. The reveal was seemingly spurred by a video Chris secretly produced on 6 August, [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]], which he decided to share with the Watchman member Bismuth.<ref>[[Bismuth DMs]]</ref> Concerned over the contents of the video, a CWCki account was made by the Watchmen and the video leaked to the public. Days later, on 10 August, Bismuth entered the Official CWCki Server [[Discord]] and leaked [[:Category:2020 Discord leaks|a large amount of material Chris had shared with the group]] over the past year. He then invited Chris into the server to take fan questions (though moderators decided to remove Chris from the server four days later).<ref>[[Discord#Official CWCki Server]]</ref>

==The Players==
===Bismuth===
[[File:CPUBismuthHeart.jpg|150px|thumb|Avatar of CPU Bismuth Heart.]]
'''Bismuth''' was the second leader of the Watchmen, taking over the group after Owls left.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> He monitored and doxed potential weens or outside enablers. He went by many usernames - he used "Bismuth" to Chris and used multiple aliases in public postings. While he was in the CWCki Discord server, he often used an emoticon of a heart. For the [[Kiwi Farms]], he went by names/accounts including "Naught", "anameisaname", "death of chans", and "Nightmare"<ref name=naughtthread></ref> - he was eventually banned from the forum for use of multiple sockpuppet accounts, advertising, and liking his own posts with sock accounts.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/corbindallasmultipass-memorial-thread.30974/post-9227018</ref>{{PublicSource}}

In [[June 2021]], conflict arose between Bismuth and fellow Watchman [[Sean Walker|The WCT]], stemming from an allegation Bismuth had doxed the latter.<ref name=naughtthread></ref> Following a Lolcow.org thread on the ex-member of the group, an audio voice clip of Chris saying “Fuck Bismuth!”<ref>https://www.lolcow.org/data/audio/7/7468-370ce5544aee794a8de75b3181dd6c0f.mp3</ref> suggested that Chris sided against Bismuth in the dispute.

===The WCT===
[[File:BiggusDorkus.png|thumb|200px]]

{{Main|Sean Walker}}

'''Sean Walker''', primarily known in the context of the Watchmen as '''Conner''' or '''neko''', or in the broader Internet as '''the WCT''', archived calls involving Chris and occasionally gave interviews to observers. In November 2020, Chris took an interest in spree killer [[Randy Stair]], whose belief system regarding cartoons and alternative universes bears more than a passing relationship with Chris's, after watching a YouTube documentary on Stair produced by Sean. In February 2021, Sean attempted to become the fourth person behind the role of Lainchu but Chris rejected his attempt. He was instrumental in the eventual downfall of the Watchmen, admitting in private that he had been "working with Former Kiwi Farmers to bring down the Watchmen" out of a personal dislike of Bismuth, which led to a cascade of events in which multiple people were doxxed and Chris left the Watchmen's server.<ref name="WCTThread>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sean-walker-psychic-espeon-wct-wildcat-neko.97689 Sean Walker / @Psychic Espeon / Lainchu / WCT / WildCat / Neko (etc.) - Self-described "Final Protagonist of Christory", spree-killer fanboy, connected to Bellagate]</ref> He would go on to found [[Watchmen#The Knights of CWC|The Knights of CWC]], a Watchmen splinter group, where eventually Chris invited [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. Prior to Chris's arrest for [[incest]], Sean reached out to Bella again asking for her side of the story, who was able to manipulate Sean into attempting to shift blame from Isabella to the [[Suitress]].

===MKRNightVee===
[[Image:MeghanRingo.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Meghan]]
[[File:MKR enabling.png|200px|thumb|right||Meghan enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.]]
{{quote|I am a [[CPU]], that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as [[Chris]]tine.|Meghan, replying to [[Sarah and Steve]] questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs.<ref>[http://archive.md/lj64i Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain]</ref>}}

{{quote|Nothing lasts forever, especially not any group protecting Chris-chan.|Meghan, reflecting after her March 2021 ragequit.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1368024530325630980 (Archive https://archive.fo/rXsVi)</ref>}}

'''MKRNightVee''', also known as '''CPUMagentaHeart''' and '''thepixietailartist''', and sometimes referred to as '''Maker''' by Chris, appeared in early [[2019]]. She got into contact with Chris through a friend looking up Chris's phone number for her.<ref name=cap2></ref> She presented herself to Chris as being the [[CPU]] goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]], offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/</ref> She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help.<ref>[[:File:MKR motives.png]]</ref> Chris offered her several of his possessions in his [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|Last Will and Testament]].

She set up a Discord group for Chris, telling her friends to role-play as [[CPU]] goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.<ref>[[:File:MKR Discord Rules.png]]</ref>

During the [[TF2 Analysis|TF2 Analysis saga]], she created an alt Twitter account named [[Creamarina]] and shared it with Chris to enable him to evade blocks.<ref>[[Misc texts#Creamarina]]</ref>

During the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, Meghan saw the potential danger in Sockness's activities, and steered Chris away from him during summer 2019; Sockness, who at the time was engaging in a full-scale war against Chris's enablers, followers and critics alike, considered MKR to be a notable enemy of his, and apparently abused her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early [[November 2019|November]]. She, as well as Aqua, largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness.
[[File:mkrragequit.png|200px|thumb|left|Meghan ragequits in March 2021.]]
In March 2021, MKR temporarily gave up on helping Chris when she learned that he was planning on [[Taser Discussion|playing with a taser]] with his new friend group [[Praetor]], sending an angry Tweet directed towards him which expressed her disdain, before deleting her Twitter account a few days later.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1368024530325630980 (Archive https://archive.fo/rXsVi)</ref> However, she reactivated her account, and tweeted again to Chris in April, replying to Chris tagging her to show her a gif file,<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1380732044951515137 (archive: https://archive.fo/fL8wZ)</ref> and later to reply to another of Chris's tweets in order to call [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|one of his enablers]] a faggot.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1380756077864620033 (archive: https://archive.fo/Ybm8P)</ref>

In June 2021, internal conflict arose among Watchmen members over Bismuth allegedly doxing The WCT which resulted in the group separating. Meghan had sided with Bismuth and Chris against, leading to Chris distancing himself from Meghan in the fallout. On 29 June, Meghan tagged Chris’s Twitter and posted, “Your obviously good at using people and then moving on to the next. Have fun getting fucked over by WCT and [[Praetor]].”<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410076709148266498 (archive: https://archive.fo/zb0wM)</ref> She followed up by tweeting that she regretted having spent her time drawing art for Chris and accused him of being unappreciative of it.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1411511053872025605 (archive: https://archive.fo/8WSOI)</ref>

===AquaDiamond8===
{{quote|Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the [[merge]] is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.|AquaDiamond8, March 2019<ref>http://archive.md/50xPX</ref>}}

{{quote|Still i dont want <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jacob Sockness]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this |AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019.<ref>http://archive.ph/0bMDM</ref>}}

[[File:Magi-Chan and AquaDiamond8.jpg|AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.|thumb|200px]]

'''AquaDiamond8''' is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a [[ween]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303</ref> to a [[white knight]], to an enabler and Watchman. In November 2019, during the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in hopes to lure Chris away from Sockness, Aqua joined the Watchmen and embraced Chris's delusional beliefs, changing her Twitter handle to '''CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro'''. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her [[OC]] interacting with [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>http://archive.md/lGets</ref> She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan:<ref>http://archive.md/ETlxV</ref>

In [[September 2020]], Aqua confirmed in the comments of a Dillin Thomas video that they were no longer a part of the Watchmen.

{{quoteboxgreen|in all honesty at first i genuinly wanted to help chris but after the incident with Wendy i wanted to make things better, and try to help him, and as someone with autism, and who has family that acts like chris, i knew how dificult it is to get them to beleive certain things. I guess going along with it and pretending to be a goddess was better than letting her be on her own and let someone else take advantage of her.

Note that i never wanted anything from Chris, and did want to help, and despite what Dillin says about MKR or some of the "enamblers, not all of them are bad, MKR is the nicest person i know and i know that she truely does care for Chris.

I wanted to to help them with keeping sockness away from Chris and though it took some time ive seen chris is no longer taking his crap serious. I do keep up to date whats been going on, but i dont interact.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak_ElSwC1Xo&lc=Ugw4uQfLu00i10Lrjq14AaABAg.9DSJjEeQ6nb9DSfhyTd-Ra (Archive https://archive.md/oob08)</ref>}}

===Owls===
[[File:Ryan Owls.png|thumb|150px|Owls IRL.]]
The original founder of the organization went by '''Owls''' in his interactions with the Watchmen, and as '''GhostBird50''' on the [[Kiwi Farms]],<ref name=owlsaccount></ref> and as '''CpuTurquoiseHeart''' to Chris,<ref name=cpuowls></ref>.<ref name=naughtclarify>[[:File:Naught origin clarify 1.png]] amd [[:File:Naught origin clarify 2.png]]</ref> Initially, Owls advised MKRNightVee in interacting with Chris and founded the Watchmen's Discord server. Owls also acted as a liaison between Watchmen and [[Guard Dogs]] member Marvin, though fellow Watchman Bismuth alleged that he hadn't been reporting back to Marvin.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> Owls eventually left the group, stating he wanted no more part in Chris's situation or in Internet drama,<ref>[[:File:Ghostbird_kiwistatus.png]]</ref> and was succeeded by Naught/Bismuth. This seems to have come when he got involved in a feud <ref name=OwlsFeud>{{Cite farms|thread=75256|wayback=20211102022529|title= Orbiter general thread}}</ref> with several other obscure Chris orbiters.

===Kyle===
A seemingly minor and or less active member of the Watchmen. '''Kyle''' publicly appeared only in the [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|Google Hangout chats]]. Kyle was also apparently the inspiration for Chris's [[:File:KylechuOC.jpg|Kylechu]] OC. {{Fix-span|{{Notable|section=Kyle suicide baiting}}|Kyle apparently boasted of working at a suicide hotline and inducing callers to go through with taking their own lives,<ref name=kylesuicide>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-17264</ref> something which was revealed in Discord leaks, both audio and text.}}
Chris had mixed feelings on Kyle. In a 26 [[June 2021]] text to [[Null]], Chris said on Kyle that he "talks soo damn much, boasting his smart-talk, interrogating my intentions and present mentalities. Damn, he's seriously tiring."<ref>[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris texts Null]]</ref>

===Klop===
{{Fix-span|{{Cite}}|Additionally notable for being the former administrator of the CWCki Discord, a venue which forbids interaction with Chris on pain of a permaban, as well as an [[User:Klop|editor of this very wiki]], '''klop''' was involved with a considerable amount of interaction with Chris, most notably playing the [[Watchmen#The "Lainchu" Char|Lainchu]] character, as well as being a member/associate of the original Watchmen, albeit one without the prominence of those people listed above. Unlike most of the other minor players. he does not seem to have followed Sean into the Knights schism.}}

===Anaxis===
{{Fix-span|{{Cite}}|Also a [[User:Anaxis|CWCki editor]], '''Anaxis''' played the role of Lainchu in the original Watchmen and in Sean's splinter group.}}

==The "Lainchu" Character==
[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|Lainchu, as drawn by MKRNightVee.]]

'''Lainchu''', also known as '''Lainchu the Chronicler''', is an OC created by Chris, whose purpose is to document Chris's activities (and unofficially, to provide Christorians with first hand information), based on the protagonist of the [[anime]], ''[[Wikipedia:Serial Experiments Lain|Serial Experiments Lain]]'', in which a teenage girl finds herself engaging with a virtual world network, reminiscent of the [[internet]].

Four Watchmen had taken up the responsibility to [[Role-play|larp]] as Lainchu;

*'''Bismuth''', who originally had the role<ref>[[:File:2021-03-18 Lainchu.png]]</ref>
*'''Klop''', who took over in 7 [[August 2020]] until late August
*'''Anaxis''', who served as Lainchu from late August to mid [[February 2021]]<ref>[[:File:Lainchu_Anaxis1.png]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Lainchu_Anaxis2.png]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Lainchu_Anaxis3.png]]</ref>, and again in March 2021, after Chris responded poorly to the role-playing of Sean (see below) who could only maintain his attention for about a month.
*'''[[The WCT]]''' from mid February 2021 to [[March 2021]]<ref>[[:File:2021-02-20 Lainchu.png]]</ref>, who Chris rejected in the role.<ref>[[:File:2021-03-18 Lainchu.png]]</ref>

==Discord Servers==
The Watchmen were in various [[Discord]] servers.

===Arbitarch CWC Alliance===
From before the Watchmen had fully come out to the public, the server was eventually shut down.

===The Place===
[[File:Watchmen Discord The Place.png|thumb|200px|The Place server.]]

The Place is the server Chris was in from 2020-June 2021. In [[August 2020]], the Watchmen announced the presence of the group publicly via the [[:Category:2020 Discord leaks|2020 Discord leaks]]. It was during this time the Watchmen name was adopted to describe the group.

Signs of the group collapsing began appearing around late [[June 2021]]. Earlier in the month, The WCT had been doxed on [[Kiwi Farms]] by an account named Nightmare, and signs pointed to fellow Watchman and group leader Bismuth as the person behind the account.<ref name=naughtthread>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/anameisaname-bismuth-anon-llc-naught-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-nightmare-tardwarsllc-heart-cpu-bismuth-heart.724/ (archive: https://archive.fo/G30td)</ref> When The WCT confronted Bismuth in a voice chat during the group’s movie night on 21 June, Bismuth denied the allegation, then threatened to further dox The WCT in an attempt to silence him. Kyle and MKRNightVee took Bismuth’s side in the dispute.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3hYztxRHRA </ref>

On 25 June, The WCT informed Chris about the infighting. He showed Chris screenshots of Nightmare's Kiwi Farms posts and the voice chat in which he had confronted the group over Bismuth being Nightmare. According to The WCT, Chris gradually processed the information, in particular picking up on red flags from Bismuth in the chat - noticing his defensiveness and hostility towards The WCT. Ultimately, Chris believed The WCT's evidence and apparently cut ties with Bismuth over it.<ref name=wctinterview>[[Watchmen#Interview]]</ref> A leaked voice clip of Chris saying “Fuck Bismuth!”<ref>https://www.lolcow.org/data/audio/7/7468-370ce5544aee794a8de75b3181dd6c0f.mp3</ref> was posted to a Lolcow.org thread made about Bismuth the following day.<ref name=naughtthread></ref>

Kyle banned The WCT from the Watchmen's [[Discord]] server. In response, Chris then decided to leave their server. As The WCT explained, "he saw my banning as a signal to him that my suspicions about Bismuth and the others were correct." The [[Praetor]] group, who had also been in the server, left it as well following Chris's departure.<ref name=wctinterview></ref>

On 29 June, MKRNightVee made multiple tweets that suggested Chris had cut communications with her. She tagged Chris’s Twitter and posted, “Your obviously good at using people and then moving on to the next. Have fun getting fucked over by WCT and [[Praetor]].”<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410076709148266498 (archive: https://archive.fo/zb0wM)</ref> She then followed up with accusations against The WCT, believing him to be messing with Chris and having sinister motives.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref>

===The Knights of CWC===
[[File:Watchmen Discord The Knights of CWC.png|thumb|200px|left|The Knights of CWC server.]]

'''The Knights of CWC''' was the server Chris was in from late June 2021 until his August 2021 arrest for [[incest]]. It was founded by [[Sean Walker]] following his fallout with Bismuth/Naught over the latter's doxing of the former leading to bad blood between the two of them and between Sean and MKR. The disagreement seems to have been of a personal nature, and related to these two individuals leaking embarrassing material on one another both publicly, and privately to Chris, with Sean eventually being able to win over Chris and convince him that MKR and Sean were [[Nazis]], using a recording from their Discord. Sean was unsure of calling his group by the Watchmen moniker. He also stated he wanted the group be kept secret as the earlier iteration of the Watchmen once had been.<ref>[[:File:WCT on Knights of CWC server.png]]</ref>

Notable were disagreements between the leaders of the two groups on how best to handle [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. According to '''The Fool''', a longtime but now-banned [[Kiwi Farms]] user and lesser-known affiliate of the Watchmen and then the Knights:

{{quoteboxyellow|Neither naught or WCT were friends with bella, bella was in her own little white knight group controlling chris. WCT tried to be friendly with her so he could keep a short leash on her, bella was very defensive about it. WCT said naught actively tried to push bella away which might be why bella was defensive about WCT trying to interact with her, but that's just from what WCT said, I didn't witness anything the Watchmen ever did myself.

both naught and WCT knew bella was a ween but they couldn't get chris to not interact with her, or the [[praetor]] crew in general for that matter. naught tried to outright demonize them while WCT tried to pretend to be friendly with them to facilitate open communication so they could know exactly what praetor was planning next. Neither plan worked, but, it's Chris, what can you do.<ref name=foolpraetor>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27908 and https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27912</ref>}}

==Interviews==
===Bismuth===
On 4 [[September 2020]], a Christorian interviewed Bismuth through Discord, asking questions about the Watchmen. The interviewer's questions are color-coded red, with Bismuth's responses color-coded white.

{{collapsible|Q&A|The first four questions appear to be referring to the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] server.

{{quoteboxred|Who started it and why?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Owls the guy who set-up mkr and [[Joseph Draft]] got aqua and mkr to draw some art to lure cwc in.}}

{{quoteboxred|How did Chris join there?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I was told it was going to be for Chris's patrons.}}

{{quoteboxred|Why was it killed?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|It was killed because owls and Joseph didn't know how to wrangle tards. Mkr aqua were being blamed for making it so I asked for a mod role kept asking for more perms and deleted all the channel's. I posted the rolling and trolling vid.}}

{{quoteboxred|Who killed it?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I killed it, Joseph and Smokey Chris TheSperge were using the server to gather content, they convinced Joseph I was Johan.

After a 4 hour conversation I got Joseph draft to face dox himself once he destroyed his drive with chris vs the internet.}}

The last two appear to refer to the Watchmen as a group.

{{quoteboxred|Why did Aqua leave?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Stress and people @ her on Twitter

Her and mkr are still frens}}

{{quoteboxred|Will this group be around forever?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|As long as Chris is in need or willing yes<ref>[[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 1.png]][[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 2.png]]</ref>}}}}

===The WCT===
{{Protip|Given the complicated history with WCT, it's possible that at least some of his claims here are not completely TRUE or HONEST. Take everything he says with a grain of salt.}}
The WCT was interviewed over Discord about the Watchmen breakup on 11 July 2021. The WCT's messages are in blue and the interviewer's in green.

{{quoteboxgreen|Hi. Someone told me you’re The WCT. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to ask you some questions about the Watchmen breakup for the Cwcki.}}

{{quotebox|hi there.

and yes, by all means ask said questions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|The initial conflict seems to be between you and Bismuth, that Bismuth doxed you. How did it grow to break up the Watchmen group?}}

{{quotebox|After I concluded that it was Bismuth that was responsible for the doxing, I made the choice to contact MKRNightVee (or Meghan some of you know her as) and I showed her a lot of screenshots in DMs that compared the typing style of his old Kiwi Farms accounts to one that he used to dox me. (which was Nightmare)

I recall telling her that I was 90 percent sure that it was him.

But in spite of the evidence that I had presented to her at the time, she didn't believe me. And during our VC on June 21st, She and Kyle were still not convinced.

They originally thought it was somebody who I angered in the past, but knowing what the Nightmare account was up to at the time, I knew that it was him.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|How did Chris learn of the dispute?}}

{{quotebox|Not long after the VC, I decided that I would contact him myself.

So with the help of a Former Watchmen who had his phone number, I was able to get in contact with him on June 25th.

And there, I had an hour and 40 minute talk with him that first started off as any conversation I'd usually have with him until I was comfortable enough to tell him the details.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Did you show Chris the same evidence that you did to MKRNightVee?}}

{{quotebox|When I was talking with MKR, I didn't show her as much evidence at the time since the Investigation was still ongoing. And compared to what I shared with Chris, I shared less with MKR.

Not because I didn't trust her, but it was because there was not enough information available at the time. And what I ended up showing Chris was a combination of the Kiwi Farms posts and the VC that I had with the rest of the group.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|How did Chris react to it?}}

{{quotebox|It took Chris a while to process it.

With each screenshot, he began to believe that my claims were true. And when we were both going over the VC, he noticed how Bismuth was getting really defensive and thought that he was clearly lying to me.

Especially when I told Bismuth that Josh (Null) claimed to me that him and Nightmare were the same person.
And that 3-4 seconds of silence on his part was something that helped convince Chris that I was in the right.

He also noticed how hostile Bismuth was getting towards me as well, especially when I kept on asking him if he doxed me or not. Chris saw that as a red flag.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Did Chris cut ties with Bismuth?}}

{{quotebox|From what I know, yes he did.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What happened between Chris and MKRNightVee? MKR’s recent tweets indicate they’ve had a falling out. Is it related to the Watchmen breakup?}}

{{quotebox|yes it is.

Meghan was upset that Chris had sided with me in regards to what had happened.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|How does Praetor fit in to this? MKRNightVee has said in a tweet that you’ve teamed up with them.}}

{{quotebox|Praetor had nothing to do with what happened.

Its just that when they got word from Chris that he had left the server, they followed. So it makes sense on MKR's part to accuse me of working with them because we all either got banned or left the place at the same time.

It was a strange coincidence yes, but there is zero contact between me and Caden.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What server did Chris leave?}}

{{quotebox|The Watchmen's Place.

as some of you might've heard of on the CWCki. - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Discord#The_Watchmen.27s_Place}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Why did he leave it?}}

{{quotebox|when he got word that I got banned from the server (by Kyle that is), he saw it as a green light to leave it himself.

So essentially he saw my banning as a signal to him that my suspicions about Bismuth and the others were correct.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Are you still in contact with Chris?}}

{{quotebox|at this moment in time, I'm not.

We went our separate ways not long after the Watchmen had broken up and I believe that its for the best for both me and him.

And rather or not if he wants to be in touch with me still is completely up to him, but I won't be too surprised if he had already moved on at this point, and I respect whatever path he goes on moving forward.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Forgot to ask earlier, but what was your motivation for informing Chris of the conflict between you and Bismuth/MKR/Kyle?}}

{{quotebox|I was running out of options on what to do. When MKR and Kyle didn't believe my claims, I felt that I had no choice but to inform Chris on what had happened.

It was a very risky move on my part to do that, but I don't regret telling him.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|That’s all the questions I have. Thank you for answering. Is there anything else you would like to add?}}

{{quotebox|I just want to let people know that Chris is now a free man with nobody to dictate his actions. And for his sake, it needs to remain that way.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks again. I'll look to getting this conversation to the CWCki. Do you want your username/avatar censored?}}

{{quotebox|yes}}

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==See also==
*[[CWCProtectSquad]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]

==References==
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{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}

Dimensional Merge

2021-11-03T18:59:42Z

4CentUser:

:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|the Merge's completion]]}}
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref>.}}

{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case|jail]] for over two months.<ref>[[Jail Letter 3]]</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]

The '''Dimensional Merge''' (also referred to as the '''Collective Shift''')<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Ego]]</ref> is an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]].

The Merge is an event in which Chris believes that "[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]" (respectively, the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]]. Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader. First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,<ref name=mergebegins>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400</ref> aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication.
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]</ref> as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].

Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, "we discouraged the idea at first",<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/</ref> implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].

== Background ==

[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]

Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.

From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with "Magi-Chan" at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).</ref>

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth". McGuire responded with "Earth 1218", and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.

===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.

On 8 October, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}

He followed up on 23 October with:

{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}

On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.

Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.

==Beliefs on the Merge==
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]

Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.

On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521</ref>

[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins></ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.<ref>https://archive.fo/QKq44</ref>

===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then.

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to "red tape", betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.

He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still "Awake" to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.

{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.

The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.

Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.

I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.

And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.

For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.

Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:

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However, the attached post from Lukas<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962</ref> suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}

Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the <s>[[Chris and health|health problems]]</s> "superpowers" that he got from it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272</ref>

On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture.

{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}

Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.

===Continued hope in the merge===
{{Dated}}
[[File:Dmcompletcard.jpg|thumb|The epitome of Chris's desperation in card form. Also, the one goal card that Chris will never win.]]
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208</ref>

{{quotebox|The <nowiki>#DimensionMerge</nowiki> is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}

Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs<ref>[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]</ref> and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/</ref> The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:

*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.

*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.

*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.

Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasise more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the "near-coming days" – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref> Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.<ref>[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]</ref>

As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]</ref> This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle.

To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]</ref>

In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, "As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP." In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref>

On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge "is on".<ref>https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21</ref> Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200</ref> The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136</ref> When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520</ref> On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383</ref>

Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400</ref> When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962</ref> This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337</ref> Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.<ref>https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467</ref>

On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689</ref>

During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that "the merge is on" once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.

In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicised message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021</ref>, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.

The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and reality]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]

==References==
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== What actually happened on the 18th day of November? ==

Did Chris make a video or an announcement? Though, am I mistaken, that the 18th was not the official day? --[[User:Ælfric of Eynsham|Ælfric of Eynsham]] ([[User talk:Ælfric of Eynsham|talk]]) 08:39, 10 March 2019 (UTC)

:He tweeted about the merge starting - https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400 and https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dimensional-merge-tweets-megathread.49414/page-25#lg=post-3993326&slide=0. He thought it would wrap up by the end of the year. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:20, 10 March 2019 (UTC)

== Chris's math of 49% of our reality's population dying. ==

Is it too much to make an Infinity War joke, or a thanos photoshop? [[User:Y0h 513nn R3n|Y0h 513nn R3n]] ([[User talk:Y0h 513nn R3n|talk]]) 15:57, 19 March 2019 (UTC)
::I think it's relevant and hilarious. Go ahead. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 17:34, 19 March 2019 (UTC)

== A bit of odd wording ==

Was reading through this article again and saw:

“On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with Future message from Crystal W Chandler, who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.”

By looking at the video we can tell that Chris is at least complicit in the video while the wording here implies he was tricked. (At least I think it does) [[User:Duff101|Duff101]] ([[User talk:Duff101|talk]]) 14:19, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

:He was complicit in the filming of the video, but not the content of it. On Twitter, he said he thought the guy was his reincarnated son which points to him being tricked. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:06, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

== Over? ==

Chris has [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021|stated]] the Merge is over, and that all that needs to happen now is the 'Collective Shift' into the combined world. Article should probably be updated accordingly. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 18:58, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

2021-10-27T18:21:41Z

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