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Eid, Pmurt, Eid

2016-12-15T21:31:16Z

93Aiwass:

'''Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!''' is a video Chris uploaded on 9 November 2016, as his response to news of [[Pmurt]] winning the 2016 US presidential election over Hillary Clinton, his preferred choice. The title spells "Die, Trump, Die" [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|backwards]].

The video itself features Chris yelling anti-Donald Trump slurs while smashing a Transformers toy into the ground repeatedly, reminiscent of his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise|voodoo-magic]] [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#OkCupid and Impotent Rage|revenge fantasies]] against perceived enemies [[Michael Snyder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Megan Schroeder]].

This video is one of the few times where Chris's tard rage could get him into some [[Chris and the law|legitimate trouble]], since he made a death threat to the now '''PRESIDENT-ELECT''' of the United States, [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim a possible class E felony involving a fine and/or a potential maximum of five years in prison].

Chris enabled YouTube's stabilization on the video, lowering its quality, however, a copy was archived before he could do so. It can be seen [https://my.mixtape.moe/ftelrh.mp4 here]. Unusually, Chris failed to disable YouTube comments on the video.

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|OEDbxJ2utTw}}
| stardate = 9 [[November 2016]]
| subject = {{Violence|text}}, {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| previous = [[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while]]
| next = [[November 2016 Paid Video Requests#A Paid Request: Beware of Incoming Terrorists|A Paid Request: Beware of Incoming Terrorists]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|
via YouTube Capture
}}

Chris cross-posted the video to Facebook, with the following post:

{{quotebox|He can go rot in a pile of dirt and crap. He should Die now, Before he is able to make this country fall Broke, and the Middle Class Poorest.}}

'''Transcript'''

''[Video begins with a shot of the Sentinel Prime [[Transformer]] toy that Chris used in other videos to represent Trump]''
Well. Mr Trump. Or "[[Pmurt]]", as I like to call you, in backwards spelling, [[Random Access Humor|'cause you would hurt this country definitely.]] I have heard you won. Therefore, I hope you... ''[Chris moves the camera around]'' Therefore, now you can feel the '''pain'''. I hope you feel this '''pain''', ''[Chris gets up, showing us a nice view of the horrid condition of that room]'' 'cause you're a mean one, Mr. Trump. Now go '''[[Death Threats|DIE!!!]]''' ''[Chris kicks the Transformer toy twice]'' {{RageQuote|AND DIE AGAIN!!!}} ''[Chris kicks the Transformer toy again. The camera then points down at his knee, revealing that he was carrying [[Sorbet]] around while doing this. Chris picks up the Transformer toy and drops it into the litter box. Video zooms in]''

{{RageQuote|DIE, TRUMP, DIE!!!}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.

2015-11-21T22:54:39Z

93Aiwass:

'''Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 20 [[November 2015]].

==Video==
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cQe38GrcLy8}}
| stardate = 20 [[November 2015]]
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = Light blue with black patterns
| previous = [[I Am me; He is not]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==

Hello and good day once again. This is Christine Weston Chandler coming to you live from home, and we have a final and good update from uh, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Franc-, from Jeff]], which might turn out for the better, at least I hope for his benefit. But aside from that, uh, I have uh, issued a short lis-, a short list of demands and con-, conditions, more I would prefer to use the word conditions because...anyway, yeah, just let this go after he’s met the conditions and I intend it well.

But anyway, let me read those out, um...I quote, um, “I’ll forgive you and move forward under the following conditions. Firstly, considering your income amount per year on the (air quotes) Sonichu gifts, and how many years your store has been up and running, I want you to send directly to me no less than $120,000. Second, as I am deciding on opening a Zazzle branch of Cwcville Shopping for apparel and such, such gifts, with the image-, imagery direct from me, uh, I want you to remove the following items from your shop, as they are most direct to my drawing style and original past content: the Sonichu belt buckles, Rosechu vest t-shirts, Sonichu Battle Ringer t-shirts, Sonichu ‘Time to Zap’ t-shirt, CWC (air quotes) ‘Manchild’ shirt, and the Chris trucker hat. Among which I will personally redo these items on my shop, and I want no reports or complaints from you or anyone else. Third, morally, I want you to personally contact each and every person you have introduced yourself to under my name, and inform ‘em all of your real legal name. I want you to come clean. And I want you to present each of them with references and links of my own Facebook and Etsy pages, validating and confirming who Christian/Christine Weston Chandler really is: me, not you. And finally, I want to assume lead director and main consultant on the CWC Adult Chronicles video game currently on the internet. I will personally play it through, clarify, verify, and clean up details of the story, plot, and everything within it. And upon accoming console release, I wanna sign all the papers and be heavily credited and everything.”

Alright, then I do the other final vers-, final thing of which--I’m just doing this here—um, so I’m do-, I’m reading this, so this is quoted from Jeff Oh-zoo-zoes hi-, uh...Ouzos. I try to say it right—Oh-zoos, Ooh-zohs, whichever vowel is silent in his last name. But anyway, mm, for, for all, everything legal and whatnot to access everything, uh, I am uploading this video personally, and publishing those statements. It’s important that they know exactly what they are coming from me and not any impostor, so that’s all good. And as I re-, and he wants me to read his apology, which I found to be very just...wow. It’s quite self-improvement upon him, I feel. And, I do not want this to be taken out of context from this original video. This is quoted from Jeff Ouzos himself.

“My apologies, Christine Weston Chandler, the official creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric-hedgehog Pokemon. You win. I submit my total and unconditional surrender to you. When I saw your last video, your words cut me to the core. You exposed me for who I really am—just an impostor of a truly talented, one-of-a-kind, special, beloved across the internet, female author wiht the dedication to create more than eleven issues of the Sonichu comic and handmade merchandise. I was wrong to take your identity for my own personal financial and sexual gains. I did this because I am truly your greatest fan. You are the person that I always dreamed of being. You are a beautiful feminine soul and a famous artist. I am but a poor homeless loser with ass-burgers who roams the streets of Seattle looking for cheap drubs and an easy trib. I am nothing in comparison to who you are. I am sorry I impersonated you to so many women. They could usually figure it out after a while anyway. My breasts are not as full and transitioned as yours, and it brought quite a lot of disappointment when I finally got to second base with them. It was also increasingly obvious that I was not you because when I would eventually trib with them, it became clear that I had no experience in the bedroom, and even tried to use the wrong hole once. So many women who thought they were fulfilling their ultimate fantasy were duped by me. I also had trouble pulling off your look because I am balding and must wear a wig, and am forced to wear my mom’s old hand-me-downs. I will also be handing over to you the official certificate recognizing you as Seattle lesbian transgender community Member Of The Year, since I used your identity to win the award, and you are the one who really deserves it. I pray that you accept this title and honor. That goes hand-in-hand with the payment of $120,000 you requested from me. I will make that payment that payable as, to you as soon as possible. My sincerest, heartfelt apologies. I am trans-, transitioning back to Jeff, as I am not worthy to be the feminine spirit you are. Jeff.”

Just...wow. (pause) Well, I mean, I would ap-, I would, I greatly would appreciate and accept the title of lesbian transgender community member of the year, but I don’t live in Seattle. So instead, I would graciously allow it to be moved over to the first runner up in that...contest, since they live in Seattle. But if they can’t accept it, then...(pause) I would say second runner up. But if nobody’s available, then I will accept it fully.

Anyway, thank you, Jeff. I had considered you under bad adjectives, but it makes me feel better (removes glasses) to see you actually taking good actions on your own self-improvement, and better reflecting upon yourself, and I pray for your better improvement of your own life, and your own identities, and figuring yourself out and everything. All I can suggest is be yourself. Not anybody else. I’m sure aside from the, if you just act on good behavior and [video cuts off]

Template:Da update

2015-06-12T16:19:43Z

93Aiwass:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
* 11 June - Chris's latest court date. The result was, you guessed it, ''another fucking continuance''. Chris was said to have been uncharacteristically normal and sociable. The next <strike>continuance</strike> hearing is scheduled for 23 July.
* 10 June - The official [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] [[Twitter]] account acknowledges [[Sonichu]] in a tweet, and makes fun of the blue arms debacle.
* 9 June - A sequel to [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] is announced and Chris [[anger|bitches about it]].
* 3 [[June 2015|June]] - Chris writes another [[Miiverse]] post about the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] [[Video games|game]], [[wikipedia:Splatoon|Splatoon]].
* 23 [[May 2015|May]] - Chris posts a Q&A on Facebook answering some questions about being trans.
* 21 May - [[Chris]] uploads a photo on [[Facebook]] revealing that he had changed [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] into a female [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] (or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]), to better fit his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|persona]].

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Template:Da update

2015-06-12T16:15:48Z

93Aiwass:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
* 11 June - Chris's latest court date. The result was, you guessed it, ''another fucking continuance''. Chris was said to have been uncharacteristically normal and sociable. The next <strike>continuance</strike> hearing is scheduled for July 23.
* 10 June - The official [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] [[Twitter]] account acknowledges [[Sonichu]] in a tweet, and makes fun of the blue arms debacle.
* 9 June - A sequel to [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] is announced and Chris [[anger|bitches about it]].
* 3 [[June 2015|June]] - Chris writes another [[Miiverse]] post about the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] [[Video games|game]], [[wikipedia:Splatoon|Splatoon]].
* 23 [[May 2015|May]] - Chris posts a Q&A on Facebook answering some questions about being trans.
* 21 May - [[Chris]] uploads a photo on [[Facebook]] revealing that he had changed [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] into a female [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] (or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]), to better fit his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|persona]].

<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

December 2013 Facebook posts

2013-12-31T16:30:08Z

93Aiwass: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=577206529040497&set=a.221793344581819.52126.100002534669114&type=1

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].

==Summary==
* 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.
* 30 December 2013 - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet.
==Posts by Chris==
==Friends==
{{incomplete}}

{{quotebox|5 December 2013 I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment:
{{quoteboxgreen|I love cubone and yamask}}

== Chris is lost ==
{{quotebox|30 December 2013 I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind. I know nothing. I am lost.}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

December 2013 Facebook posts

2013-12-31T16:28:30Z

93Aiwass:

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].

==Summary==
* 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.
==Posts by Chris==
==Friends==
{{incomplete}}

{{quotebox|5 December 2013 I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment:
{{quoteboxgreen|I love cubone and yamask}}

== Chris is lost ==
{{quotebox|30 December 2013 I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.I know nothing. I am lost.}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

December 2013 Facebook posts

2013-12-31T16:27:59Z

93Aiwass:

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].

==Summary==
* 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.
==Posts by Chris==
==Friends==
{{incomplete}}

{{quotebox|5 December 2013 I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment:
{{quoteboxgreen|I love cubone and yamask}}

== Chris is lost ==
{{quotebox|30 December 2013 I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.I know nothing. I am lost.}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

December 2013 Facebook posts

2013-12-31T16:27:22Z

93Aiwass:

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].

==Summary==
* 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.
==Posts by Chris==
==Friends==
{{incomplete}}

{{quotebox|5 December 2013 I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment:
{{quoteboxgreen|I love cubone and yamask}}

== Chris is lost ==
{{quotebox|30 December 2013I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.I know nothing. I am lost.}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

Tiffany Gowen

2013-11-05T01:51:01Z

93Aiwass:

[[File:Tiffany.jpg|thumb|Unlike Chris, Tiffany has only one face so you know she's honest.]]

'''Tiffany Nicole Gowen''' is a "[[Peanuts|Peppermint Patty]]-type" [[gal pal]] of [[Chris]]'s from [[Manchester High School|high school]], as well as "a bit of a [[Tomgirl|tomboy]]".

Chris has described their relationship as "close, yet separate" like Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty.<ref name="dvd5">[[:File:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]</ref> In [[2011]], ten years since he last saw Tiffany, Chris made a special [[LittleBigPlanet]] dedication to her, in the hope that she would see it and contact him. He has also started calling her "Tiff" for some reason.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial]]</ref>

Tiffany is spoken of highly by Chris, presumably as she is one of the few individuals to willingly show kindness and tolerance for him, whether out of sympathy or genuine good-heartedness. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|Chris has stated on Facebook]] that he has been attempting to contact Tiffany but has been unable to do so, presumably because she is disturbed by his activities post-graduation and has worked hard to make herself difficult to contact.

==Seinor Prom==
Chris's greatest memory of her, which he will never forget,<ref name="dvd5"/> concerns their [[senior prom]] where Tiffany was dared to play [[America]]'s second favorite game - [[Kick the Autistic|dance the autistic]]:

{{quote|But that night, my trusted "Peppermint Patty"-Type Gal-Pal, Tiffany Gowen, asked me to dance with her. I hesitated at first, but she grabbed my hand and pulled me onto the dance floor. We danced for what felt like hours. It was the most pleasant experience of that night, and I thank her for dancing with me then. I hope to return the favor at our [[Manchester High School#Reunion_plans|Reunion]].|Chris, probably bullshitting as usual<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile]]</ref>}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:415-CWCWeekP9 crop 2.jpg|Gazing at Chris during lunch break, Tiffany sees only a child in need.
File:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|Tiffany (far right) with other gal-pals on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]].
File:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany consoles [[Barbara]] during [[seinor prom]].
</gallery>
</center>

==Graduation==
Tiffany was the only student to console Chris when he cried and ran away during graduation.<ref>[[:File:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|DVD, graduation note 3]]</ref>

== Sources ==
<references />

{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Gowen, Tiffany}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]

File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg

2013-09-25T02:56:03Z

93Aiwass: This picture was uploaded to Facebook by Chris.

This picture was uploaded to Facebook by Chris.

Aspergers (CWCipedia article)

2013-06-06T00:56:59Z

93Aiwass: /* Article */

[[Image:Autisticrace.jpg|thumb|"Der Sieg über Autismus gehört allein uns, den echten autistischen Menschen!"]]

On 4 [[December 2009]], Chris uploaded a screed about '''Asperger's syndrome''' to his [[CWCipedia]]. Similar to his irrational hatred for [[Harry Potter]], Chris's distaste for [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]] is based not on reason but on his misconception that it is somehow competing with his precious crutch of autism. Chris has established an unwavering brand loyalty, and he'll be damned if he gives any ground to this diabolical "competitor." It would be shocking, if not for the fact that this is typical [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Chris has long suggested that somehow his form of [[autism]] is more special and worthy of pity than the forms of autism other people have. He'd never really given much of a reason as to [[Chris and his ego|why he felt this way]], though he started getting pressed heavily on the subject in several letters he received through his [[mailbag]]. When trying to explain why autism is completely different than Asperger's syndrome, he would cite sources that actually went against his suppositions.
When people pointed that out, he finally decided to vomit a hateful essay all over his site that suggested, among other things, that he [[Chris and Reality|"Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People"]], and that he was [[Slow-in-the-minds|one of the most successful autistic people of all time]], that those afflicted with Asperger's syndrome are [[CChanSonichuCWC|"impostors"]] that are hogging the "limelight" from [[Kick the Autistic|autistics]].

He also acts as if the fact that the name can sound like "ass-burgers" or "ass-boogers" ("Most Terrible Cut of Meat from any Animal; even something that can be picked nasally") is more proof that the classification of Asperger's as a type of autism is flawed (as if poor Hans's last name, which likely came from ''Asperge'', a Central European word for "asparagus," were his fault). Chris misses the irony that ass meat is exactly what he eats every time he drives to [[McDonald's]].

Long story short, he's merely crying that he thinks that people with Asperger's receive positive care and attention [[Chris and his Ego|he feels he should be receiving instead]].

==Article==

'''Christian Weston Chandler's Opinion on the Autisim/Aspergers Comparison.'''

December 4, 2009

Good day, I, Christian Weston Chandler, [[Chris and health#Mental health|of sound mind and body,]] type the following from [[TRUE and HONEST|honest]] personal opinions, and I [[Chris and Remorse|apologize for all offensive remarks]] I will be making in the statement.

Aspergers is Nothing At All Like Autism. I have stated this [[lie|Fact]] over and over again in my replies to messages from people who tell me otherwise. I feel very sick and tired of hearing that false rumor that the two are Anything to Full Similar.

Firstly, I can verify that I was diagnosed with Autism with papers in my parents' filing cabinets. And more current and immediate within my reach, I have the papers from my [[Autism papers|most recent Psychiatric Evaluation]] on November 5, [[2004]] with '''Dr. Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.''' She reverifies my Autisim in this, and I quote, "Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and '''autism'''. Despite these limitations, he semms to have been quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities. Despite his significant delays in language, he has over the years developed relatively affective communication skills."

And with that, I have not only [[Chris and his ego|Helped cultivate the First Generation]] of Autistic People, but I have gone beyond the Autistic Dreams academically, communicatively and socially. Still, I have trouble maintaining Eye-Contact, my mentality is sometimes slow yet quick at other times. The people who first evaluated me ever even stated that I would never even make it to [[Manchester High School|High School]], much less even '''Write His Name'''. Take That and Smoke It, oldest doctors. I have worked very hard to achieve and maintain [[Honor Roll]] throughout Middle and High School, and even to make the [[PVCC]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean's List]], and fulfill my parents' wishes to [[monthly tugboat|work]] for and earn the [[CADD|Degree and Certificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design]].

And those with Aspergers DARE try to take the Shine and Limelight AWAY from us Autistic people, not only with their "Social Flaws" and such possibly similar traits to Autism. But to SHUN us Autistics by being BETTER Communicatively and Mentally than us. I have received a message from one who DARED called me "Normal" in comparison to him. IF ANYTHING, the Asperger people ARE and HAVE BEEN NORMAL. They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such. THOSE Characteristics can be FAKED by them who are MOST NORMAL compared to us TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.

Even their Title is flawed, "Aspergers"; it can be misconstrued into a Most Terrible Cut of Meat from any Animal; even something that can be picked nasally.

I have fought Long and Hard to [[Autism#Chris_and_other_autistics|make a Stand for the Autistic People]]; I will most certainly NOT let these impostors Steal the True Original Title of Autistic from any of us.

VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:16, 5 December 2009 (CET)

==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Aspergers}}

* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Mailbag]]
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
[[Category:CWCipedia]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Mailbag]]
[[Category:Pages with HONEST Content]]
[[Category:Autistic Spectrum Disorders]]

For Chris

2013-06-05T20:56:07Z

93Aiwass: /* The Lies of Solid Chris */

"'''For Chris'''" (officially "'''10222009'''") is a video where evil impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] tries to compare himself with the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. It can be seen that he's attempting to try to win over [[Kacey]]'s heart. AGAIN.

IBA spends much of this video claiming he possesses many positive personal qualities, all of which are outrageous [[lie]]s. At various points he calls himself honest, caring, helpful, [[Chris and fashion|good-looking]], [[Chris and Anger|patient]], [[Gal pals|popular]], [[Chris and death|"empathetic/sympathetic"]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligent]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|good at making decisions]], and [[Wendy's|reliable]]. He also states that he can control his [[Chris and anger|temper]]. For every character flaw or shortcoming Ian has, he believes the [[Chris and reality|opposite]] to be true. However, he claims to like making people laugh, so this is arguably the first recorded evidence of him succeeding in one of his goals.

As with his [[Brutal Legend Plus|last video]], the [[PSEye|audio]] still sucks balls, and the constant skipping makes him sound like Max Headroom. The video was uploaded on 22 [[October 2009]].

This video also has the first and last mention of a "relationship management" class. Sources say that the teacher of this class can't stand Chris, and is constantly trying to redirect him to "special" classes. He also takes these classes alone, which is useless in itself.

==Liquid's video==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK
| video = {{#ev:youtube|IN2xB0WSLRk}}
| stardate = 21 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject = {{Sex|Kacey}}
| previous = [[15 October 2009]]
| next = [[SHE IS MINE NOW|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Positioning camera''] Mmm. Okay. Alright. Yeah. So, I am still not your friend, Mr. Impostor, Mister [[Chris|Ian Brandon Anderson]] himself! You know who you are. How- I- how could I be friends with such a ''stupid'' jerk who is ''always'' trying to take over my [[Sonichu]] franchise! You're the Dr. Egg-man! You're the Dr. Robotnik. Come up with a- with the new plans.. Steal my original characters. [''exhales'']

Yeah. You know, you are so lucky, because when I was gone, [[Kacey]] started falling in love with you. And- but in ten seconds of Sonic running speed, you have dispelled her and I have picked her up in my- in my loving arms again, and I have picked her up. And you know what else, she would have... Mm. She would've a f-... Mm. She would have fallen in love with you i- [''sighs''], except for a good thing that you never even cared about her. Ah. I- I am- yeah, I am telling you this, and making this video here, to tell you: ''You lost out, man!'' Kinda like how [[Wikipedia:Jack Shephard|Jack Shephard]] got lots- uh [[Wikipedia:Lost (TV series)|lost]] in the jungle... and saw a monster. Or [[Wikipedia:John Locke (Lost)|John Locke]] got lost in the woods and killed a bunch of boars... ''one by one''. [''in a TV announcer voice'']"''LOST''! Only on ABC! Only"- yeah. Hm.

But yeah, aside from you being a no-good, crappy impostor, I guess maybe that you- I do have something to thank you for. Thanks for keeping Kacey all warm and fired-up for me! Now I will get all the [[Fuck Quest|real action]], ''bay-bee''! You- she knows how- we're gonna see how she knows- that I like- I'm gonna drive her home at night. Hm. Yeah, and this is- this is not limited to making out, kisses and, and boobies, which are so- which- her boobies are so beaut- beautiful and large, and ''laaarge'', even for my God-given daughter, [[Crystal]], might I mention that soon-to-be God-given daughter Crystal.. Though, err, it has yet to happen. And another thing, [''exhales audibly''] we are going to swim through a [[RomanticLabyrinth|watery maze]] and make passionate love to each other and it's going to be awesome. [''exhales audibly''] So you leave her to me, you hear? ''Ha! Ha! Ha!'' And don't worry, Ian Brandon Anderson, I am sure you will find yourself a nice ''girlfriend-free boy'' to have as a sweetheart someday, you [[Homos|homo]]! Mm. [''exhales''] Yeah, only none other than a homosexual wou- who is going to hell would not fight to get a girl like Kacey. In fact, I think- I think you are so gay for resisting her obvious advances. [[Axe|Stay off of my Axe!]]... it's not for the homos. But, uhh, yeah, she is all mine now. Don't like that? Tough cookies.

In fact, I have a challenge for you. You wanna save your reputation? Duuuude? Ian Brandon Aaandersson? Duuuude? I- I dare you- I dare '''you''', and I will be waiting, I dare you to make a video about why you are better for Kacey... than me, or else... or else you w- or else you will have admitted that you have never cared for her in the first place, and ''everyone'' on the internet will see that you are a [[jerk]] and a schmuck, [''vibrating noise''] and they will see that I- I was always the- they will see that I was always the [[Honest Content|true and original]] CWC. I was... yeah.

And to all you [''exhales''] and to all you who have placed bids on my- on my custom-painted, uhh, meat-wad, shred-wad, rock-panned Rockband [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]] on [[eBay]], it has been sold- it has now been sold, and I have the money from your sale right here. [''produces a wad of folded $20 bills'']

To the rest of you, who are good and true, peace.

And have a good day.

==IBA's video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = For Chris
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7F6Vksyr0iI}}
| stardate = 22 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Brutal Legend Plus]]
| next = [[I Love You Kacey]]
}}
{{quote|Aggressive! Argumentative! Rude! Unfeeling! Uncaring! Selfish! A LIAR! You are a liar! And, you're immature.|Chris describing Chris}}

=== Transcript ===

Aah. Okay Mr. [[Christian]], let's uh, deliberate.

Okay, well, firstly, [[Honest Content|I am honest]]. You certainly have not been honest, you know. I've got longer history. I've been on the internet since [[2000]]. TWO thousand! You've been online for only what, six months now? Six months! I got a lot more history than you do, and everybody can verify that I am the real creator, so there. [[Chris and Anger|I am kind, I am good-hearted]], and you've shown yourself to be not so kind. Ar- you may be- care. [''Damaged camera skips at this point''] [[DJ Jamsta|Like, you know.]] Yeah sure, like you did listen to your video, yeah. I'm like you know, yeah. I'm not going forward with Kacey in a romantic way but she had feelings for you, and I respected that as such. Mmph. And like seriously, if she wanted to, I would have gladly, I would have gladly gone further with that, but she, she did not want that and I respected her wish of that. Cause I CARE about her. [[PandaHalo|I am CARING]]. And obviously you haven't, because you know what because she made you promise to stop your game and make no more videos, but yet you go and make this one! You broke your promise! I would not break my promise, like you know, for annuther [[gal-pal]] of mine, like you know, especially this girl with me being [[Megan|trustworthy, and loyal]], because I just went on a goose chase, because [''video skips''] another gal pal of mine, she was pretty much lonely at the time and you know, I thought she called me like you know, and wanted me to hang with her for awhile. And so I killed about killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a [[BlueSpike|troll posing as that girl]]. [''[[sigh]]s''] [[Autism|THE VOICES SOUNDED NEARLY SAME]].

And plus I was under str- starting work against in response to your video for your girlfriend who is a gal- who is a good gal-pal [''video skips''] who is a true good gal-pal of mine. That I honestly care about, just like the other gal-pal I would have finally. [audio skips] Thought I was actually doing for her but it turn out to be troll. [''sighs''] But anyway. Going over that. I am intelligent. [[trolls|I can be fun.]] I'm fairly good-looking, with or without the [[glasses]]. But I need these glasses because I'm nearsighted. [''video skips''] ...working out. I dunno what your vision problem is. Whatever, to each his own. Or her own. And.

Myeah. I'm thoughtful. I was thinking deliberately about what to say in this video in response for... [''pauses awkwardly for about four seconds''] I may as well say her name for [[Kacey]]. For Kacey. Because I cared. She asked me to, and I am doing it. Alright? I'm helpful whenever I can, y'know? Whenever I can help I help to the best of my ability, and when I can't help, I admit that, but I try my best to see if I can find proper help. And I am generous, because I give myself to my [[Trolls|friends]] whenever necessary, I can be cheerful, [[Stress|easygoing]], I am a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|good listener]], because otherwise I wouldn't have understood that part of the video. In the beginning. I had to read it again. You know? You said that, like you know, in the beginning of the video, you said, that you, that they called me pretty much a sap for lettin' er, lettin' her like lettin' her go, so she can go back to you and you know what?

Yeah. And you know what? You're lucky because you've got her. You shouldn't betray her prop- you shouldn't betray her by breaking her promise. And I am [[Autism|empathetic slash sympathetic]] I actually experienced that similar situation before I can't think about that, otherwise I'm symapathetic. [''sighs''] And I'm interesting, I got broad of emotions and everything, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm patient]], I'm upfront, upfront and clear, when I have my mind set to it, and I'm [[Virgin with rage|fairly popular]]. [''sighs''] And here's an adjective for you, because you are, because you pretty much yourself to be these things. [[Chris and Anger|Aggressive]]! [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Argumentative]]! [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Rude]]! [[Chris and death|Unfeeling! Uncaring]]! [[Chris and money|Selfish]]! [[Kacey Phone Call|A LIAR]]! You are a liar! And, you're [[The High School Story|immature]]. And you sound like you can be an [[PSEye|abusive]] type. You already left the girl for over a month! In an attempt to try to frame me. [''sighs''] And I remember these adjectives, you know why? Because I been takin' a relationship management class! So I'm able to hold my lil' notes so I, so I can better make, sort out, sort out the list, so I can make this video. Or, and in response to you.

Oh, I'll just go ahead and say this. A few qualities I am, like you know, I-I find it [[JERKS|fairly easy]] to make friends when I set my mind to it, I'm not shy, I am fairly good at talking to people, I very much know what to say to much people, I like [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|making people laugh.]] Seriously. [''Does [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] WHAT'S HAPPENING TRUE FUN I'M TALKIN' LIKE A [[duck|DUCK]]. I am a good listener, sometimes I stay out of conflict, because I'm not sure how to deal with it but when I have to I will. Hmm. I am trustworthy and reliable. I'm [[CWCFlyingElephants|good at making decisions]], and with the conflict I can get angry. I try to control my temper. I [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|control my temper]]. I have a good... I am not lonely, I have a good number of [[Trolls|friends]], I can [[Attraction sign|chat someone up]] again, when I actually have the [[Chris and sex|topics in my mind]] set up. I can KEEP SECRETS. You pretty much cannot keep a secret 'cause you pretty much said a few secrets she entrusted to you in that video. Hmm.

You can not keep a secret. I find it difficult to tell when someone is feeling some... wait, I do not. Sorry. I do not find it difficult to know how someone is feeling. I mean yeah, sometimes, sometimes I'm [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow, in the thinking process]], but a bunch of times I get right off the bat. And I like sharing my [[Honest Content|honest feelings]] with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are TRUE and HONEST feelings. SO THERE. This is my only response to you, so you better renew the promise, and NO MORE VIDEOS. And everybody on the internet knows that I am the original Christian Weston Chandler with the birth name of Christopher that created [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], you've only been online for six months. I've been on-line- I've been online since 2000. Even before 2000. I've had a CWC Pokesite and CWC Pokesite 2 was up before 2000! Definitely! So there! Okay.

And Kace, again, I do care about you very much, if I could go beyond, if you wished, you should have said so in the first place, and I would have been happy to pursued the friendship level to a [[Sweetheart from the ground up|relationship]], if you have feelings for your Chris, then yeah. For Him. And I respected that. Because I care. I care, okay? If I will, and I appreciated that you did start to fall for me. Although I did understand, I listened to, I understood every word that you said in that part of that video. Obviously, while yeah I miss it the first time around, but I caught it, I caught it the second time. When I set my mind to it I [''stutters''] I am trustworthy I am... I'm not going to get into that wording. But most of the time I am the [[White knight e-mails|good listener]]. And most of the time, I can count on the hidden things [''video skips''] messages fairly quick. But sometimes I can be a little slow you have to be patient with me. Think about this: I am patient with most everybody. Okay? So I'll leave you all with that.

Have a good day.

==The Lies of Solid Chris==

Obviously, the vast majority of Chris's video is blatant falsehood that would leave the most crooked politician stunned and agape. In order to provide some context to this amazing dosage of fallacy, the members of the CWCki have generously provided the following in-depth analysis:

''''He is kind, good-hearted, and caring''': He has cheated on his e-sweethearts numerous times, and the sole focus of all of his relationships is to get poon. He was completely indifferent to the deaths of [[PandaHalo]], [[Sarah May]], and Ryan Cash, giving selfish reasons as to how their deaths affected him. He called his lone true fan of the comic a naïve dumbass. The ghost of his dead aunt could also tell you how much he cared about her when it came time to bury her. Chris will outright smear other people to make himself look better. He humiliated his good friend Megan by uploading [[SheCameforCWC.jpg|a drawing of himself fingerbanging her to the internet]]. His explanations as to why he did so included needing some sort of release to keep from flipping out and [[rape|raping]] her. Despite her clear objections to the picture and Chris claiming he still cared about her, he decided to go ahead and use the picture to unnecessarily fill out [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|his cartoon porn site]]. He also hates [[homos|homosexuals]] just because they're gay, and is a noted racist.

'''He cares about Kacey''': Chris's entire pursuit of her was a sham to trick her and get into [[china|her pants]]. He [[Chris and Hypocrisy|pretended to be Liquid]] over the phone and on YouTube videos to get her to fall for him. When they met up, Chris could have tried to build a rapport with her and looked for a way to lay the foundation for a good emotional connection. But he was only interested in sex and spent much of the time staring at her goods, sniffing her, trying to cop a feel, and even tried to plant a surreptitious kiss on her. When it was all over, Chris posted a video showing that he was back on top of the world despite having posted a teary-eyed video just two days prior. He'd already forgotten about her, even though he told her she was, "the sweetest kindest woman I've ever known in my life."

'''He is intelligent''': Chris gets swindled by trolls practically non-stop, and has even fallen for some of the stupidest ruses ever devised by humankind. He almost never deduces on his own that he's being tricked and ignores warnings from others that he's being tricked. He can't [[Chris and English|write for shit]] or do math, and he thinks it's possible for a completely heterosexual person to turn gay just by momentarily letting their guard down. He also thought the best way to get Encyclopedia Dramatica to stop talking about his delusional insanity was to bombard them with further examples of his delusional insanity.

'''He is generous and gives to his friends''': Yes, Chris is so generous, that he once admitted that if he had the cure to autism, a truly invaluable thing that would bring life-changing help to millions around the world, he'd throw it away just to get a PS3. In the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, after saying he'd share the prize money with his church congregation, he ended up spending the majority of it on himself. And he stole money from his own parents so he could buy video game content for games he didn't even own.

'''He can be cheerful and easy-going''': He constantly started arguments with everyone at The GAMe PLACe over Pokémon games, and almost got his ass kicked once because of them. He will resist doing or feeling anything that will be even a minor inconvenience upon him. He has also publicly cried like a baby at inappropriate times over issues that were either largely insignificant or the direct result of his own fuck-ups.

'''He is a good listener''': Countless numbers of people have tried to talk sense into him to get him to not fall for trolls, and to try to help him change his life for the better. He's resisted nearly every bit of advice he's received. Vivian Gee spent hours trying to give him sound advice about fixing his life, and he just sighed and rejected her advice so much that she turned against him. He completely missed the point about why Megan was so upset with him about spreading embarrassing things about her online, thinking she was just mad because she didn't know much about sex.

'''He is empathetic/sympathetic''': Maybe he just doesn't know what these words truly mean, but likely he knows and just doesn't care. If he were either of those things, he would understand why Mary Lee Walsh and various jerkops didn't want him soliciting himself in public, and why potential Sweethearts would be put off by his creepy overly-forward advances. He might have shown true remorse over the death of Ryan Cash instead of being awestruck by the power of causing someone to kill themselves and telling his brother to just get over it. And he certainly wouldn't have cheated on his aforementioned e-sweethearts. Two weeks after he declared how empathetic and sympathetic he is, he stunned YouTube by uploading a video intending to tease a blackmail photo of Gregg Mays by photoshopping it into a picture of the World Trade Center and illustrating the towers being attacked, saying that they were both weak and would go crumbling down. Backpedaling after the subsequent outrage, Chris removed that video and replaced it with another video showing a birthday cake with two candles...the candles being the towers from the World Trade Center photoshop copy-pasted directly over the cake, except with the tops removed and set ablaze.

'''He is fairly popular and it's easy for him to make friends''': Chris has never been popular. He was constantly teased and picked on at school, had to take his mother to the prom, and most of the people that he had regular positive contact with didn't like him nearly as much as he liked them. After getting out of school, most people that stayed in his life or entered it drifted away quickly or have been driven away by his direct actions. He was widely disliked at The GAMe PLACe, and had to change schools and churches due to numerous conflicts. Since he was discovered by the interwebs, practically everyone that has entered his life — both online and off — has done so just to troll him, and the few that didn't mostly ended up becoming trolls. 99% of all the comments on his YouTube videos are negative, and he is bombarded with negative emails from trolls daily. He automatically considers all males to be jerks, and even belittled someone who is considered to be the only true fan of his comic that he ever had.

Perhaps he is confusing being popular with being notorious, but given how full of himself he his, that is unlikely.

'''He is good at talking to people, knows what to say to them, and shares his feelings because they are "good feelings most of the time"''': Any chatlog or clip of him conversing with someone else makes it plainly obvious he cannot carry on a conversation and constantly tries to steer the focus on himself. When he strikes up conversation with potential sweethearts, he uses shitty tips from books and cheesy pickup lines straight out of video games. He thinks there are strict rules to follow when being social, and even thinks that making spontaneous human connections is something to be taught in a classroom. He's completely incapable of saying the right thing to someone based on his conversations with Megan and people who have suffered hardships that don't involve Chris at all. And when he does share his feelings, he will blurt out things that are either wildly inappropriate, or details about himself that no human being would ever want to know.

'''He stays out of conflict''': If anyone offers any criticism, rips off his rip-offs, or suggests he's not entirely straight, he gets defensive and/or flies into nuclear tard rage. He gets into it with trolls at every opportunity, will not back down from an argument until he's had the last word, and will even hypocritically mock people rather than just letting things slide. He absolutely cannot let any slight against him go, proven in his lengthy campaigns against various trolls. This video is further proof to the point; after CChanSonichuCWC reappeared, Chris absolutely had to respond to Liquid twice though he said he wouldn't ever do so again.

'''He is reliable''': Chris can't even put out his shitty scribble of a comic at any kind of regular schedule, sometimes going months at a time without updating despite the fact that he has no job and rarely leaves his house. He stood up Emily when they first arranged their date in the mall. He couldn't even be counted on to do basic minimum wage work, having been fired from a fast-food restaurant.

'''He tries to control his temper''': Please feast your eyes on these articles, and ask yourself just how in control of his temper he is.

'''He can keep secrets''': Ever since he came in contact with ED, he has continuously uploaded sensitive personal details about himself, his family, and his friends. He keeps doing so despite the fact that trolls are constantly using this information to torment him and people close to him. He told the internet that his mom has problems with her ass. He will also give information freely to people posing as trolls, because as long as someone strings together a few nice things to say about him, he will immediately trust that person without question.

==See also==

*[[For Kacey from CWC]]
*[[I Love You Kacey]]

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Decepti-Clones

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93Aiwass: Piping. :)

The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer|Change-Bot]]" rather than a transformer. Crackder would later reappear as a mass produced robot and backed up by two other Decepti-Clone models.

Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual successors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.

== S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels) ==
[[Image:SAVBot.jpg|thumb|Not the [[Bionic the Hedgehog|gayest of Chris's creations]], but the colors don't help.]]

The S.A.V.s were the most prominently featured of Chris's Decepti-Clones, despite not being the first he created. Their purpose was simple: They were unmanned robots and came in large numbers, which meant that Chris's characters could destroy hundreds of them at a time and not have to worry about actually killing anyone. Unlike with a [[Jerkop]], a giant robot can be sliced in half or blown up, and no-one will think anything of it, even if the robot is sentient. Also it goes without saying that fighting robots is infinitely cooler than fighting mall cops.

The S.A.V.s themselves transformed into armored S.U.V.s, hence the name, with large cannons mounted on top. They were said to act much like tanks in battle. They were slow and heavy, and Chris claimed among other things that an S.A.V. stomping could be heard and felt from ten miles away, and that a hit by a blast from their cannons was equivalent to an impact from "Class 5 Meteor".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Scoundrals_As_Vessels</ref>

Their design is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)|Swindle]] from [[Wikipedia: Transformers Animated|''Transformer Animated'']]. The name is also most likely based of off the Transformers Animated episode "SUV: Society of Ultimate Villainy", the episode in which Swindle was featured.

They appeared for the first and last time in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']], where they almost outnumbered the Jerkops in their sheer numbers. [[Sonichu]], [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Armoraxe]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are all seen killing S.A.V.s at various points in the comic, with Sonichu destroying an S.A.V. as part of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] adaptation and Blake also killing an S.A.V. with a crown who seemed to be a squad leader.

Towards the end of the comic, [[Magi-Chan]] sends a psychic message to Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to tell them of the state of [[CWCville]] and the ongoing battle. In a long textwall, Magi-Chan mentions in passing that the entirety of Mary's Decepti-Clone army had been destroyed, and that [[Son-Chu]] and [[Samurai Pizza Bots|Excelina]] had already gathered up the parts and shipped them off to an army base to be [[Recycling|recycled]]. The S.A.V.s are never seen again.

== Crackders ==
[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, [[Wes Iseli|one]] [[Bagget|of]] [[W-M Manajerk|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]]

The Crackder was one of the first Decepti-Clones to appear in ''Sonichu'', having first been called upon in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']] by [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Though Chris tried to defeat the Crackder, it easily won by tripping him up and causing his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form to deactivate. Jerkops were then able to handcuff him while Crackder picked him up and dropped him from a high height, just because he deserved that little extra bit of humiliation. Crackder then transformed into a fighter jet (based on the Soviet ''[[wikipedia: Sukhoi Su-35|Su-35]]'') to take Bagget, [[Jerkhief]] and Chris back to PVCC headquarters, and was then not seen again until much later in the series.

Crackder, while similar in nature to [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]], was actually a ripoff of a different Decepticon named [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker|Thundercracker]], specifically the [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Cybertron|''Transformers: Cybertron'']] version of him. This is even alluded to in the dialogue, as Bagget at one point claims that Crackder was made from parts imported from Cybertron, which in-universe is the home planet of the Transformers and the namesake of the series.

There were many differences between Crackder in his two appearances. As was mentioned above, in his original appearance Crackder was referred to as a "Change-Bot" rather than explicitly as a transformer, and there was originally only one of him. By the time of his next appearance in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] however, his status was upgraded to an official Transformer, (or to a Decepti-Clone at least), he was mass produced, he was backed up by two other Decepti-Clone variants, and he seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability, as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' [[Angelica]] was able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages, meaning that either the mass produced Crackders were a lot weaker than the original, or else Chris was just a useless pussy.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], Crackders are primarily armed with long-range Guided Missiles in their jet form, and a massive Arm Cannon in robot form. They are described as the quickest of the Decepti-Clone variants, as well as the "most deadly and cunning".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Crackder</ref>

When the Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, it served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were [[Jerkop]] driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet fighter, and in fact is only ever seen in this form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were, then [[Chaotic Combo|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, a grand total of nine of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue and are all destroyed, [[Excelina]] shoots down one, and another three are seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it given the state of it later in the issue. [[Magi-Chan]] takes down at least one of them, and also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top another. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled, so it is assumed that he destroyed the other two as well.

== Punislavs ==
[[Image:PunislavBot.jpg|thumb|Punislavs would be a lot more menacing if they didn't look like big logs of shit on wheels when in vehicle mode.]]

The Jerkop Punislav (Джэркоп Пунислав) was the final model of the Decepti-Clones used by the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that Chris has created, with almost every feature an exact copy of [[Wikipedia:Barricade (Transformers)|Barricade]] as he appeared in the ''Transformers'' movie. Like Barricade, the Punislavs all transform into mock police cruisers with a parody of the police motto "To Protect and Serve". There are precisely two differences between Barricade and a Punislav, the first being that Barricade is black and white while the Punislavs are brown and gray, and second being that while Barricade has the far more menacing "To Punish and Enslave" description on the side, Chris's one track mind came up with "[[Love Quest|To Shatter and Torture All Hearts]]" instead.

While the S.A.V.s and possibly the Crackders too were both unmanned pilot free mechs, built to fight both on the ground and in the air, the Punislavs in the comic appeared to have the primary purpose of transporting [[Jerkops]] around [[CWCville]] in large numbers so that they could get to different parts of the battle quicker. While quite often seen in vehicle mode, some were seen in robot mode too, though whether they were still piloted in that form is never made clear. In their robot forms, they depend on their sharp claws, fast speed and quick reflexes to fight.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punislav</ref>

The name "Punislav" is said to have come from Chris wanting to call the robot a Punislave, (from Barricade's inscription), but he decided to change it at the last minute to avoid accusations of [[racism]], given that it was a [[niggo|brown car]] being referred to as a slave. However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character has [[Molvanîa|Slavic]] origins instead, as the Slavs are an ethnic group, meaning the name is still kinda racist, just unintentionally so now.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]</ref>

In the comics, Punislavs only ever appeared ''Sonichu #9''. Much like the S.A.V.s before them, they appeared in great numbers throughout the issue. A few were seen in the forest early on, with at least one destroyed by [[Simonla]] after causing it to crash into a tree in vehicle mode. [[Reginald Sneasel]] destroyed two more shortly afterwards at Angelica's church. Another two showed up in downtown CWCville destroying a building, both of which were destroyed by [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and a further two are killed by [[Prower]] and [[Bumble-Lumba]]. The biggest role they play however is in Chris's comic adaptation of [[Sonichu Fan Promo]], in which it is a Punislav who captured Rosechu and takes her away, transforming into vehicle mode and driving away with her in the backseat. This particular Punislav is followed by Sonichu to CWCville Park, where it turns out to be under the control of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], [[Giovanni]] and [[Doctor Robotnik]], who use the captured Rosechu held unconscious in the Punislav's arms as a ransom, demanding Sonichu hand over control of the city to them. The Punislav is destroyed however, and Rosechu is saved. All the Punislavs are assumed to have been destroyed and recycled by the army following Magi-Chan's claim towards the end of the issue. They are also never seen again.

==Gallery of plagiarism==
<center><gallery>
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Crackder = Cybertron [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker|Thundercracker]]
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)|Swindle]]
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|Punislav = movie [[Wikipedia:Barricade (Transformers)|Barricade]]
</gallery></center>

== References ==
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==See also==
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]
*[[Son-Chu]]
*[[Jerkops]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

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Talk:Mailbag 25

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==Highlights needed==

What we need to do for the intro for the Mailbags on CWCki is have a quick and clever summary highlighting important or funny emails.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 05:04, 29 December 2009 (CET)

:*I typically try to do that after the e-mails are posted, So I can make note of Chris's more interesting replies. This is all about Chris, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:41, 29 December 2009 (CET)

::*I've been trying to get that done for the last couple of mailbags right after I've read through them, so not to worry. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 16:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)

:::* I babbled a little bit about the things that struck me as interesting or odd. Edit as you will.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:32, 30 December 2009 (CET)

==Family guy==
Seriously? Chris got the whole "now I get to fuck your sister" thing from that? Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==C-sections==
I get the whole "homos suck" and "Aspies suck" and everything, but what the fuck is his problem with C-sections?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:26, 31 December 2009 (CET)

== "Transsexual Man" ==

Sorry, no - the person Chris was responding to is not a transsexual man, she is a transsexual woman. [[User:93Aiwass|93Aiwass]] 10:28, 28 February 2013 (PST)

Talk:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!

2013-02-27T17:43:58Z

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==Note for links==

I have no idea what's going on here; as usual I'm disconnected from "Da update" But since this is the cwcki for ease of use, if someone has the upload of what (I assume) is some more lame chris-chan karoake, can you please link to it on this page? [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:28, 20 April 2009 (CEST)

*Don't worry, your puzzlement is warranted. Short story is that Chris has made a new album with the Hedgehog Boys just for Ivy, but Ivy's convinced him to release it to his fans (because he doesn't really give a shit about his fans). Chris should be posting this on his site soon but in the meantime, we have it because Chris says she's more than welcome to share it with her friend and surprise, surprise, I know Ivy's friends. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:46, 19 April 2009 (CEST)

== Dead link ==

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* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkIB5l-OlM
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--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:02, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Megaupload Dead Download Link ==

Considering that Megaupload had a party held for them by the DOJ, we need to find somewhere else to mirror the download link. [[User:93Aiwass|93Aiwass]] 09:43, 27 February 2013 (PST)

CWCki:Help

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{{Community Portal}}

Come here if you need assistance with anything on the CWCki.

== Main Page Is Dead ==

Okay, so the main page is dead and the forums are down. What's up with that? --[[User:93Aiwass|93Aiwass]] 14:01, 19 February 2013 (PST)

Talk:Bob Walks In Aftermath

2013-01-31T20:13:28Z

93Aiwass:

Something deep down in my soul tells me that I must TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH.
However, I don't know how long it is. So I'm volunteering for the first 5 minutes. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:45, 18 December 2009 (CET)

Wow, Bob really did cut down his net! Lol. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:42, 18 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks so much for finally making an article for this and posting this. Just needs to be categorized. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:35, 18 December 2009 (CET)

i've been a long-time lurker of this wiki and decided to finally contribute. i'm currently attempting to transcribe the rest of this, but damn, if chris' voice didn't piss me off to begin with, it's even more irritating when you're trying to comprehend what he's actually saying. [[User:Synesthesium|Synesthesium]] 19:09, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

alright, posted what i've got. there's some parts i just can't work out what the fuck he's saying, so i decided to just post what i managed to transcribe. i'll come back to it later tonight/tomorrow and give it another shot, along with the ??? lines in the first five minutes. unless someone else is up to the challenge before i can do it? [[User:Synesthesium|Synesthesium]] 19:39, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

* I finished off the rest of the transcript as best I could. --[[User:Mr3urious|Mr3urious]] 11:58, 16 February 2011 (PST)

* I finished up the rest of the transcription by filling the missing phrases marked with (???) --[[User:Bunifa Latifa|BUNIFA LATIFA]][[User talk:Bunifa Latifa|Hit me up nigga]] 14:28, 28 August 2011 (PDT)

User talk:93Aiwass

2013-01-31T17:13:58Z

93Aiwass:

{{welcome|Trombonista}}
* Thanks. ^_^ --[[User:93Aiwass|93Aiwass]] 09:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

Talk:Kitchen

2013-01-31T17:13:29Z

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Can we get a picture of the junk in the kitchen? I'm still finding my way around and figuring out how to change stuff. [[User:Merpily|Merpily]] 10:50, 22 October 2010 (PDT)

==Top Men==

I'm seeing this phrase cropping up around the wiki. Why the fuck is this being used? Every instance of it that I've ever seen links it to "Trolls", even though the people who find this shit and hypothesize about it probably haven't ever actually trolled anyone, especially Chris. If "Top Men" is synonymous with "Trolls", why do we not just use "trolls" and avoid all this annoying and unnecessary piping? If they aren't trolls, why do we link to trolls as if they were?

I expect someone will come in and say "It's all a joke lulz epic ween", but if that's what it's supposed to be, it isn't funny or clever, and so would be removed anyway based on my experience with people inserting "jokes" into articles. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:22, 22 October 2010 (PDT)
* Too bad, it's just a joke. "Troll" is just a blanket term for anyone following Chris, since that's how Chris views a troll: someone having a laugh at his expense. Don't get so fucking anal about two damn words. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 12:02, 22 October 2010 (PDT)

== Why the fuck is this an article? ==

Why is nothing sourced? And how do we know these are filmed in Chris's kitchen? Saying Chris filmed in a kitchen makes it sound like he's actually in the kitchen area, whereas in these videos they seem to be in an area adjacent to the kitchen (such as a living room). The house tour might prove me wrong so by all means, if Chris identifies this area as a "kitchen" per the house video, so be it, otherwise this article needs an overhaul.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:37, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:I'm not justifying the no sourcing, and I guess I could try to find it... But I do remember that it's mentioned a few times that the computer is in the kitchen and I have a vague recollection that those pictures where taken during a "sweetheart" instant messenger/skype thing (which he would have needed the computer for). There are also a few videos in which Chris is using the computer as the video taker and the room looks similar. I could do some deep searching if necessary. Though whomever wrote this should have done this research themself already... sigh --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:27, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Broken Wiki Link? ==

I would have fixed it myself but apparently, I can't edit this page. --[[User:93Aiwass|93Aiwass]] 09:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

Talk:Bob Walks In Aftermath

2013-01-27T19:59:44Z

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