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Keffals

2024-01-19T06:45:10Z

A Gay Retard: added gallery

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{{quote|People are in fact so obsessed with [Chris], that before I could even upload this video, I was given my own entry on the Sonichu wiki which I have printed off and hung on my wall to show off like a trophy.|Keffals in her preface to her interview with Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA80W7qVcSM</ref> Note that she incorrectly calls the [[CWCki]] the "Sonichu wiki".}}
{{Infobox Person
| title = Keffals
| name = Keffals
| image = Keffals.jpg
| aliases = Clara Sorrenti Lucas Roberts
| day = 25
| month = 3
| year = 1994
| birthsrc = <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keffals</ref>
| gender = [[Transgender|Transwoman]]
| nation = Canadian
| occupation = Twitch streamer Political activist Communist
| saga = '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Clara Sorrenti''', better known by her online alias '''Keffals''', is a male-to-female [[transgender]] [[Twitch]] streamer, political activist, and member of the Communist Party of Canada. She became known for feuding with [[Kiwi Farms]], a site built from [[CWCki Forums|a previous iteration]] that solely focused on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], before she later had the bright idea of getting herself involved with Christory.

==Background==

Keffals’ alias comes from a former gamertag; like Chris, Keffals became fascinated with [[Chris and video games|video games]] at a young age. Keffals and Chris have several other things in common. They both have a successful history of [[Financhu_Crisis|e-begging]] in lieu of finding real [[work]]. Chris and Keffals both [[transgender|claim to be women]] trapped in the bodies of XY males, although Keffals has put in considerably more work in this department. Most importantly, like Chris, Keffals’ shenanigans became fare for mockery and derision from communities like Kiwi Farms. It is possible, though unlikely, that their shared trauma inspired sympathy for Chris, [[Affair with Mother|despite what he's done]]. It is more probable that Keffals is yet another grifter using Chris for profit and clout.

Keffals professes to be a communist. Chris, with his [[tugboat|decades of gaming the system]] exists as perhaps the single greatest argument against government redistribution of wealth.

==Feud with Kiwifarms & collateral damage to the CWCki==

Keffals initially did not involve herself in Christory directly, but her feud with Kiwi Farms caused collateral damage. In [[2022]], Kiwi Farms doxxed Keffals, to which she retaliated by attempting to have Kiwi Farms shut down. In [[August 2022]], a wave of Denial of Service attacks began against Kiwi Farms and 1776 Hosting, which caused the [[CWCki]] – which also used 1776 Hosting – to go offline alongside Kiwi Farms. The CWCki was offline from 22 August to 22 October 2022, returning to the net when [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] moved the CWCki to a new host, Sollutium cloud services.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20221024190127/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:RecentChanges?hidebots=1&limit=500&days=90&enhanced=1&urlversion=2 Archived snapshot]</ref><ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref> Kiwi Farms managed to get by in an offline capacity and privately until later regaining a public online presence.

==Interview==
{{main|Keffals videos}}
Early in 2024, Keffals directly placed herself into the tapestry of Christory when Chris sought an interview with her. On 14 [[January 2024]], Chris [[January 2024 social media posts#Keffals collab|tweeted an announcement]] that he would be appearing on a stream with Keffals on 16 January. After concerns about harassment were raised by Keffals' viewers, she made the decision to instead record an offline interview which would be released on Youtube at a later date. The interview was uploaded on 16 January.

=="Christory tax"==

On 17 January 2024, after an edited version of the interview was uploaded, Keffals added a new Patreon tier titled "Christory tax", offering to release the unedited interview for a ''hundred thousand dollars''.<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Whether any Christorian will be rich and autistic enough to pay up remains to be seen.

==Gallery==
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File:Keffals 2.png|Chris's interviewer, Keffals.
File:Keffals megaphone.jpeg|Keffals engaging in political activism.
File:Keffals posture.png|Keffals relaxing by the pool.
File:Keffals odd cleavage.jpeg|Keffals opted for breast augmentation surgery rather than [[Subliminal_Frequency_Hypnosis#Powerful_Breast_Growth_Hormones_for_MTF|binaural beats]]. The results are wanting.
</gallery>
</center>

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Keffals|Keffals' Wikipedia page]]
*[https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-john-roberts-queen-clara-the-fart-dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/ Keffals' Kiwifarms thread]

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File:Keffals odd cleavage.jpeg

2024-01-19T06:42:21Z

A Gay Retard: Glamor shot of Chris's interviewer Keffals

== Summary ==
Glamor shot of Chris's interviewer Keffals

File:Keffals posture.png

2024-01-19T06:33:11Z

A Gay Retard: Chris interviewer Keffals lounging by the pool

== Summary ==
Chris interviewer Keffals lounging by the pool

File:Keffals megaphone.jpeg

2024-01-19T06:31:33Z

A Gay Retard: Chris interviewer Keffals with a megaphone

== Summary ==
Chris interviewer Keffals with a megaphone

File:Keffals 2.png

2024-01-19T06:28:11Z

A Gay Retard: a picture of Chris interviewer keffals

== Summary ==
a picture of Chris interviewer keffals

Keffals

2024-01-18T07:36:07Z

A Gay Retard: /* Background */

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{{quote|People are in fact so obsessed with [Chris], that before I could even upload this video, I was given my own entry on the Sonichu wiki which I have printed off and hung on my wall to show off like a trophy.|Keffals in her preface to her interview with Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA80W7qVcSM</ref> Note that she incorrectly calls the [[CWCki]] the "Sonichu wiki".}}
{{Infobox Person
| title = Keffals
| name = Keffals
| image = Keffals.jpg
| aliases = Clara Sorrenti Lucas Roberts
| day = 25
| month = 3
| year = 1994
| birthsrc = <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keffals</ref>
| gender = [[Transgender|Transwoman]]
| nation = Canadian
| occupation = Twitch streamer Political activist Communist
| saga = '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Clara Sorrenti''', better known by her online alias '''Keffals''', is a male-to-female [[transgender]] [[Twitch]] streamer, political activist, and member of the Communist Party of Canada. She became known for feuding with [[Kiwi Farms]], a site built from [[CWCki Forums|a previous iteration]] that solely focused on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], before she later had the bright idea of getting herself involved with Christory.

==Background==

Keffals’ alias comes from a former gamertag; like Chris, Keffals became fascinated with [[Chris and video games|video games]] at a young age. Keffals and Chris have several other things in common. They both have a successful history of [[Financhu_Crisis|e-begging]] in lieu of finding real [[work]]. Chris and Keffals both [[transgender|claim to be women]] trapped in the bodies of XY males, although Keffals has put in considerably more work in this department. Most importantly, like Chris, Keffals’ shenanigans became fare for mockery and derision from communities like Kiwi Farms. It is possible, though unlikely, that their shared trauma inspired sympathy for Chris, [[Affair with Mother|despite what he's done]]. It is more probable that Keffals is yet another grifter using Chris for profit and clout.

Keffals professes to be a communist. Chris, with his [[tugboat|decades of gaming the system]] exists as perhaps the single greatest argument against government redistribution of wealth.

==Feud with Kiwifarms & collateral damage to the CWCki==

Keffals initially did not involve herself in Christory directly, but her feud with Kiwi Farms caused collateral damage. In [[2022]], Kiwi Farms doxxed Keffals, to which she retaliated by attempting to have Kiwi Farms shut down. In [[August 2022]], a wave of Denial of Service attacks began against Kiwi Farms and 1776 Hosting, which caused the [[CWCki]] – which also used 1776 Hosting – to go offline alongside Kiwi Farms. The CWCki was offline from 22 August to 22 October 2022, returning to the net when [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] moved the CWCki to a new host, Sollutium cloud services.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20221024190127/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:RecentChanges?hidebots=1&limit=500&days=90&enhanced=1&urlversion=2 Archived snapshot]</ref><ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref> Kiwi Farms managed to get by in an offline capacity and privately until later regaining a public online presence.

==Interview==
{{main|Keffals videos}}
Early in 2024, Keffals directly placed herself into the tapestry of Christory when Chris sought an interview with her. On 14 [[January 2024]], Chris [[January 2024 social media posts#Keffals collab|tweeted an announcement]] that he would be appearing on a stream with Keffals on 16 January. After concerns about harassment were raised by Keffals' viewers, she made the decision to instead record an offline interview which would be released on Youtube at a later date. The interview was uploaded on 17 January.

=="Christory tax"==

On 17 January 2024, after an edited version of the interview was uploaded, Keffals added a new Patreon tier titled "Christory tax", offering to release the unedited interview for a ''hundred thousand dollars''.<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Whether any Christorian will be rich and autistic enough to pay up remains to be seen.

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Keffals|Keffals' Wikipedia page]]
*[https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-john-roberts-queen-clara-the-fart-dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/ Keffals' Kiwifarms thread]

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Keffals

2024-01-18T07:35:24Z

A Gay Retard: Rewritten Christorically. Mountains of information presented outside a Chris-focused perspective is inappropriate for a wiki about Christory

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{{quote|People are in fact so obsessed with [Chris], that before I could even upload this video, I was given my own entry on the Sonichu wiki which I have printed off and hung on my wall to show off like a trophy.|Keffals in her preface to her interview with Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA80W7qVcSM</ref> Note that she incorrectly calls the [[CWCki]] the "Sonichu wiki".}}
{{Infobox Person
| title = Keffals
| name = Keffals
| image = Keffals.jpg
| aliases = Clara Sorrenti Lucas Roberts
| day = 25
| month = 3
| year = 1994
| birthsrc = <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keffals</ref>
| gender = [[Transgender|Transwoman]]
| nation = Canadian
| occupation = Twitch streamer Political activist Communist
| saga = '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Clara Sorrenti''', better known by her online alias '''Keffals''', is a male-to-female [[transgender]] [[Twitch]] streamer, political activist, and member of the Communist Party of Canada. She became known for feuding with [[Kiwi Farms]], a site built from [[CWCki Forums|a previous iteration]] that solely focused on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], before she later had the bright idea of getting herself involved with Christory.

==Background==

Keffals’ alias comes from a former gamertag; like Chris, Keffals became fascinated with [[Chris and video games|video games]] at a young age. Keffals and Chris have several other things in common. They both have a successful history of [[Financhu_Crisis|e-begging]] in lieu of finding real [[work]]. Chris and Keffals both [transgender|claim to be women]] trapped in the bodies of XY males, although Keffals has put in considerably more work in this department. Most importantly, like Chris, Keffals’ shenanigans became fare for mockery and derision from communities like Kiwi Farms. It is possible, though unlikely, that their shared trauma inspired sympathy for Chris, [[Affair with Mother|despite what he's done]]. It is more probable that Keffals is yet another grifter using Chris for profit and clout.

Keffals professes to be a communist. Chris, with his [[tugboat|decades of gaming the system]] exists as perhaps the single greatest argument against government redistribution of wealth.

==Feud with Kiwifarms & collateral damage to the CWCki==

Keffals initially did not involve herself in Christory directly, but her feud with Kiwi Farms caused collateral damage. In [[2022]], Kiwi Farms doxxed Keffals, to which she retaliated by attempting to have Kiwi Farms shut down. In [[August 2022]], a wave of Denial of Service attacks began against Kiwi Farms and 1776 Hosting, which caused the [[CWCki]] – which also used 1776 Hosting – to go offline alongside Kiwi Farms. The CWCki was offline from 22 August to 22 October 2022, returning to the net when [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] moved the CWCki to a new host, Sollutium cloud services.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20221024190127/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:RecentChanges?hidebots=1&limit=500&days=90&enhanced=1&urlversion=2 Archived snapshot]</ref><ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref> Kiwi Farms managed to get by in an offline capacity and privately until later regaining a public online presence.

==Interview==
{{main|Keffals videos}}
Early in 2024, Keffals directly placed herself into the tapestry of Christory when Chris sought an interview with her. On 14 [[January 2024]], Chris [[January 2024 social media posts#Keffals collab|tweeted an announcement]] that he would be appearing on a stream with Keffals on 16 January. After concerns about harassment were raised by Keffals' viewers, she made the decision to instead record an offline interview which would be released on Youtube at a later date. The interview was uploaded on 17 January.

=="Christory tax"==

On 17 January 2024, after an edited version of the interview was uploaded, Keffals added a new Patreon tier titled "Christory tax", offering to release the unedited interview for a ''hundred thousand dollars''.<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Whether any Christorian will be rich and autistic enough to pay up remains to be seen.

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Keffals|Keffals' Wikipedia page]]
*[https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-john-roberts-queen-clara-the-fart-dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/ Keffals' Kiwifarms thread]

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Null

2022-10-28T13:13:55Z

A Gay Retard: /* Ownership of Kiwi Farms */

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{{quote|I systematically dismantled all these people taking advantage of him.|Null, summarizing "Operation: Kingsnake".<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM YouTube - "Null (Owner of Kiwi Farms) talks dismantling Idea Guys"]</ref>}}

{{quote|Oh! My goodness!!! [[Bisexual|You are sooo handsome and cute]]!!!|Chris, [[May 2018]], while receiving help from Null.<ref>[[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed.|Chris, [[November 2019]], after having been [[brainwashed]] by [[Jacob Sockness]] into believing Null is evil.<ref name=demonic>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190919083606335488</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Null
| name = Joshua Conner Moon
| image = JoshuaNull.jpg
| aliases = Null Jersh Jewsh KiwiMac<ref>[[:File:Kiwimac.jpg]]</ref>
| gender = Male
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]], currently living in [[Remove Kebab|Serbia]]
| occupation = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)'' Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]
| saga = {{saga|ideaguy|cn}}, {{saga|guarddog|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}

'''Joshua Conner Moon''', better known by his online alias '''"Null"''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). He was a former advisor for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Though he initially led the forum as a way of monitoring and documenting Chris's shenanigans, over time he shifted focus away from Chris after his father died. From there, he occasionally contacted Chris when it was determined that Chris needed help, like after the [[2014 house fire]] or during the saga of the [[self-inflicted taint wound]].

During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,<ref>[https://archive.md/M8n3n Null discussing Chris' legitimate business offers]</ref> as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris' behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.<ref name="currenttrolls">[https://archive.md/dWRg3 Null on Chris' current-day trolling]</ref>

Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him for a while early in [[2021]]. Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris, being one of the few people that he would listen to, organizing travel plans for him to safely get to conventions while also getting him in the habit of completing commission work to fund those travel plans. He stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he had plans to try to get Chris into assisted living.

Of course, things did not work out that way. In the wake of the [[July 2021]] [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had [[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money#Theft|taken money]] from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation, Null cut ties with Chris, while Chris felt betrayed that the information about his incestuous acts came to light. Chris now sees Null as a Judas Iscariot-like figure once his [[Messiah complex]] reached new heights, since he now believes himself to be Jesus reincarnated.

==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, [[trolling]] Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris' [[weens|current-day trolls]].<ref name="currenttrolls" />}}
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a "dead cow" and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.<ref>[https://archive.md/LXgYS Null deems Chris a "dead cow"]</ref> As of 2022, his ill-advised antagonism of certain cows and mismanagement of the site has lead to frequent downtime and deplatforming; this has left Kiwi Farms as a less reliable resource for Chris information and discussion.

In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the impact on Chris's personal life was too great to permit the private subforum to remain.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/</ref>

==1776 Hosting==
In 2018, Null launched a hosting service which hosted his Kiwi Farms forum. From 2018-2022, [[Marvin]], the [[CWCki]]'s owner, had the CWCki on 1776's service.

==On-again, off-again advisor==
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]
===Fundraiser===

In [[2014]], after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized [[Chris_and_money#After_the_house_fire|a fundraiser]] on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a "{{w|Dodo}} brain" on Facebook.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]</ref> In [[2017]], Chris piled on by tweeting "Null is a dull lull; [[random-access humor|LOL]].<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref>"

===Involvement with Guard Dogs===
{{main|Guard Dogs}}

Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings. The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''[[Family_Guy#American_Dad.21|American Dad!]]'', had vouched for Null as well:

{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null<ref name=stan>https://archive.md/rh1K0</ref>}}

[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]

Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of [[Chris_and_reality|Chris's delusions]] as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:

{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the [[dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying "I can only speak on experience".|Null<ref>https://archive.md/kMRyG</ref>}}

Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's [[Twitter]] account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null "handsome and cute". In spite of the best efforts of the Guard Dogs, however, Chris continued to hold many of the Idea Guy-based delusions to his heart as he eagerly anticipated the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his role in it.

===Disillusionment with Chris===

Despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from the unpleasant reality that the Guard Dogs brought up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris.

On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Magi-Chan_.2814_August_2019_-_14_September_2019.29|role-playing as Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.

{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null<ref>https://archive.md/k62h6</ref>}}

Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:

{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null<ref>https://archive.md/R2ZMj</ref>}}

===Chris turns against Null===
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, [[June 2020]], during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu_.2815_April_2020_-_25_February_2021.29|role-playing as Sonichu]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19</ref>}}

In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being "the devil in human flesh".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]</ref>

Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:

{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️<ref name=demonic></ref>}}

{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249</ref>}}

{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and [[Jakoba]]. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369</ref>}}

Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge, while noting that the Idea Guys would live:

{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of [[1218]], as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC axnd self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193056298750955525</ref>}}

===Allies again===
[[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris attempts to photograph a profile shot of himself for Null's coin run.]]
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&A 2]], August 2020.}}
[[File:Nullcwccoin.jpg|thumb|100px|Final design of the coin.]]

After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again. Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref> In [[February 2021]], Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in the creation and sale of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-8761272 (https://archive.fo/9C4Z1)</ref> Chris agreed to this and promoted the coins on his Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)</ref>

Null has stated that he has a plan for assisting Chris with [[Chris%27s_homes|housing]] for after his mother passes away.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9187706</ref>

Chris was apparently under the impression Null had ties to organized crime. According to Null, at some point, Chris tried asking him to kill someone.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9662488</ref> According to [[Kyle]], in [[February 2021]], Chris wanted a hooker and asked Kyle to ask Null to get him one.<ref>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#Chris wanted a hooker]]</ref>

In [[June 2021]], Null announced that Chris would attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 [[August 2021]]. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, saying he would help Chris with financial arrangements.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ (https://archive.fo/iHdQU)</ref> On 9 July 2021, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null helped Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.

===Null cuts ties===
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}
{{quote|I have to come to terms with the fact that Chris was fucking retarded, he's always been fucking retarded, and now on top of everything - on top of learning that he can't learn, I have to realize that he's malicious! He knows that doing these things are wrong and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters.|Null, finally realizing the truth.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8 Null's Last Interaction With Chris-Chan]</ref>}}
On 30 July 2021, after evidence surfaced of Chris committing [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with Barb, Everfree Northwest [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris|banned Chris]] from their convention. Null then decided to refund the GoFundMe donors their money as the GoFundMe no longer served a legitimate purpose.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW#Update 4]]</ref>

The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by Emergency Protective Order, a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When asked, Chris initially denied transferring any money, but later admitted to lying to Null about the funds after being confronted with proof.

Null then notified the [[jerkop|police]] that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on [[Twitter]] and telegram.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Post-breakup==
{{Quote|Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or [[Bella]] would have been better kissers than Judas Isacariot.|Chris, in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|July 2022 letter]]}}
In [[September 2021|September]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for "betraying" him over revealing the theft and mentioned that he had taken the money because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had stolen had gone toward a motel room (and likely, [[LEGO]] toys).<ref>[[Jail Saga#Arrest]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.
File:Kiwimac.jpg|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.
File:Teammates2021.jpg|Another TSSSF card.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]
*[[Idea Guys]]
*[[Null DMs]]
*[[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]], referred to by some as OnionNull.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{GuardDogSaga}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:White Knights]]
[[Category:Guard Dogs]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Affair with Mother

2022-07-22T03:34:50Z

A Gay Retard:

:''This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]. For the subsequent legal consequences, see [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].''

{{Honest}}
{{Protip|Chris is in jail on the charge of incest, not rape. Whether or not Chris's incestuous affair with Barb was entirely consensual is not known for sure. Along with that, the root cause of it currently cannot be verified, and Barb's mental state at the time can merely be guessed at. While reports often claim that Barb has dementia, these claims are entirely unproven and are based on circumstantial evidence in begging videos, where she may be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for more money. In light of all of that, ''avoid calling Chris a rapist on this wiki unless this is proven''. Popular Christory is already muddled enough.}}

{{quote|Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, [[Honest Content|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother]].|Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[2016]]. Chris would act on his instincts five years later.<ref name=dream>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>}}
{{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris while forcefully embracing [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}
[[File:SoulBonding.jpg|thumb|An artist's interpretation of the act. ([[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can only imagine that Chris shouted "BARBAAAY!" at least once when this happened.]])]]
For years, trolls joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on the fact that the two were constantly in close proximity to one another and Chris made a few off-putting comments about fetishizing her. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though – but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.

Chris and Barb's '''incestuous affair''' most likely began on 27 June,<ref name=call>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref><ref name=wct/> but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence in]] earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.

On 28 July 2021, during a call with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], [[Honest Content|Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition]], also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.<ref name=deviant>[[Incest Texts]]</ref> He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.

Files were leaked to the public the following night,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref> and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July.

In early August 2021, Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and is currently being held without bail – pending trial]].

Chris has [[Affair with Mother#Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration|commented on the charges against him]] numerous times since his arrest. As can be seen below, he initially appeared to acknowledge that incest occured between him and his mother but later denied it.

==Background and foreshadowing==
{{Needs Updating|Idea Guy Influences, [[Lonely feelings]], [[Teen Troon Squad chats]]}}

[[File:SuitressRedditPost.jpg|thumb|"Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever", a video Chris watched on 25 July 2021, days before he confessed to incestuous acts on his mother.<ref>Date can be seen in [[:File:SuitressTablet.jpg]]</ref>]]

In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood, mixed with the emotionally abusive control tactics she implemented against both him and Bob. It was keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. In a [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|2010 voice chat]] between various [[PVCC]] forum members, [[Kim Wilson]] talked about a discussion where Chris revealed he was spooning his mother on a regular basis. She also revealed that Chris told her that he'd once had a [[Dreams|wet dream]] about Barb as an Egyptian belly dancer. When asked by Emily if he'd repopulate the planet if he and his mother were the only two people left in existence, Chris went silent and then denied any desire to have sex with his mother.

As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having [[Dreams#Mother_dreams|dreams of having sex with his mother]] in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref name=dream></ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a '[[wikipedia:Norman Bates|Bates]]'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>

According to both [[Bella]] and [[MKRNightVee]], Chris brought up the dreams of sex with his mother again to them in private conversations. In a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server, Bella mentioned that Chris, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu, brought up that he had a dream of having sex with his mother, to which Bella replied that it was weird and questioned what it meant, to which an offended Chris asked if she was calling Chris weird.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> On 30 [[July 2021]], MKR commented about the leak of the incest news, and mentioned that Chris had told her about sexual dreams with his mother, and that MKR dismissed it as one of Chris's many crazy dreams.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1421182090586988549 (archive: https://archive.ph/Scjbk)</ref>

[[File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|thumb|left|400px]]

[[July 2021 social media posts#Beauty artwork|Chris released a piece of artwork on his Twitter feed]] on 28 [[July 2021]], showing "soul-bonding" between an elderly Libra woman (which Barb is) and a younger woman that suspiciously looks like [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]], clandestinely hinting at the horrifying affair that was just days from being revealed. (This only major inconsistency is that Chris is a Pisces, not a Gemini; he most likely mixed up his Astrology signs when drawing this.)

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== The affair ==

On 27 June 2021, Chris began to engage in incest with his mother.<ref name=call/><ref name=wct>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> Chris claimed he "approached her with care and caution," and that Barb even made the "first move."<ref name=call/>

When pressed for details on the dirty deed, Chris has shown an unsurprising lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] for his actions, stating that his actions were ordained by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus Himself]]. If anything, he was more upset that [[Bella]], [[Null]], [[Dillin]], and other people ratted him out [[Honest Content|after he provided a confession to a felony]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

=== The gory details ===

{{Protip|[[Fabricated BDSM texts|Texts purporting BDSM roleplay]] are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}
[[File:SurrealIncest.png|thumb|A surreal depiction of the events]]
In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the affair could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to/with his mother:

#'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris also claimed in a chat with [[The WCT]] that he had bought massaging oil, and made the claim that it is perfect to use on one's lover. <ref>[[WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream]]</ref>
#'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues.
#'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.
#'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her, it apparently hurt her when he did so.
#'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. No information about if she returned the favour. <ref name=deviant/>
#'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STI's afterwards anyway.
#'''Cuddling''' - According to a letter from jail, Chris supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from [[Adam & Eve]] for several months prior to committing his acts.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8</ref> What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.

===Negligee===
{{Main|Negligee}}
[[File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|thumb|100px|left|A photo of Chris wearing the negligee in front of a fan.]]
Chris stated that he purchased a negligee and claimed that Barb approved of the idea.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This was eventually confirmed on 3 March 2022, when a Reddit fan posted photos of themselves with Chris in the negligee.

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==Rationalizations==
Chris has rationalized the affair in multiple ways.

*'''Divine approval''' - Chris claimed in the [[Incest Call]] that God told him the incest was okay.

*'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - In a jail letter that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins".<ref name=letter/> In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it ''can'' be.<ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_16_November_2021]]</ref> He described soul-bonding as "the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris seems to be under the impression that if he didn't engage in this "healing" then Barbara would have died or being more heavily injured by her recent car accident, completely ignoring the fact that if Chris had not engaged in it, chances are Barb wouldn't have been in a car accident at all, since she wouldn't have been forced to drive on her own due to her son's absence.<ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_11_January_2022]]</ref>

*'''Defense measure against Sockness''' - Chris claimed that "my having had sex is also a defense mechanism in regards to [[Sockness]] and what he had/may have in mind with me and being near me," referring to Sockness's history of scheming to have sex with Chris, and that Chris planned to use the fact of his affair as a "truth bomb" to deter Sockness.<ref name=soulbonding>[[Bella chats#Soul Bonding]]</ref>

==Awareness of wrongdoing==
Chris was aware of the illegal nature of incest. In August 2016, he read a news article on the topic of a mother and son charged with incest and commented over Facebook on it, defending the two and saying they should not be sent to jail.<ref name=dream></ref>

Five years later, in the midst of his own affair with his mother, Chris still demonstrated awareness that the action was illegal. While he desired to discuss the affair with people, he first concocted a cover story in which he used misleading euphemisms such as "lady friend" to describe his sexual partner and claimed that the supposed lady friend and Barb had met each other<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris describes his lady friend]]</ref> and he insisted on keeping the identity of the lady friend secret,<ref name=soulbonding></ref><ref name=null>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref><ref name=wct></ref> though he dropped hints such as age<ref name=soulbonding></ref> and employment history.<ref name=null></ref>

After a month of using his cover story, Chris decided to push further and tell someone that his mother was the sexual partner. He selected [[Bella]]. Before telling her, Chris first spent time trying to manipulate her into keeping silent on what he would say by use of a guilt trip.

{{quote|And I ask you Not to Overthink or ask for further details in pressing on. That is not a good thing to do.|Chris to Bella, 17 July 2021<ref name=soulbonding></ref>}}

Over a week later, Chris, ready to divulge his secret, first claimed to Bella that he was uncertain of telling her as he was concerned about the government hacking into the conversation, which backfired on Chris as this tipped off Bella into suspecting that he was about to discuss an illegal act.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is.

I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods|Chris, prior to the [[Incest Call]].<ref name=spill></ref>}}

Within the same conversation, Chris recommended using the encrypted text/video call app Signal (having used it to communicate with [[Null]]), which Bella agreed to download.<ref name=spill></ref>

==Leaks==
{{main|Incest call|Incest texts}}
In the leaks, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.

{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.|Text message from Chris.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to [[Dillin Thomas]].<ref name="admission">[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris confesses to Dillin Thomas]]</ref>

Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed [[Null]] about the fact that he found a [[boyfriend-free girl]], although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new [[sweetheart]], but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims, since the [[Idea Guys]] previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb, and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

After this information eventually came to light, Chris indicated that it was "drama" and that he only intended to share the information to [[Messiah complex|test his followers]], who he trusted not to share the information with the public at large despite incest being illegal. Chris later compared Null to {{w|Judas Iscariot}} for "betraying" him by trusting him with such [[Honest Content]]. [[Chris and remorse|Chris being Chris]], he seems to be more upset over the fact that [[Honest Content|trusting people not to leak evidence of a criminal act]] led to [[Jail Saga|serious, life-changing consequences for him]] than the idea that he may have caused harm to Barb, and as multiple [[jail letters]] show, he does not have guilt over the fact that he did something illegal (not to mention he clearly hasn't learned from ''years'' of experience that [[Honest Content|constantly sharing personal information at the drop of a hat]], be it embarrassing or '''incriminating''' in this case, invariably comes back to bite him in the rear later on).

==Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration==

During his recent incarceration Chris has communicated numerous times with members of the public via letters and telephone calls. Some of those letters and recordings which have been publicly shared contain commentary by Chris regarding the charges for which he is currently in jail. The first publicly available letter in which Chris touches on the subject of the alleged incest was written on [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September 2021]]. In it, he appears to strongly imply that he indeed had sex with Barbara. Chris's comments on the affair are tied with his elaboration of his previously expressed delusions of Godhood. He reveals to have realized himself to be the present day reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The supreme Goddess Emanuelle had ordered him to to purify Barbara of her sins and improve her abilities as well. In his description of how this was done, Chris writes that he and his mother "mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked." No sexual acts are explicitly mentioned, but the rest of the letter strongly implies that they were included in Chris's "healing" of Barbara. Chris goes on to write that the healing he performed on his mother was similarly done by him on other individuals during his previous life as Jesus Christ, though the details of said healings were omitted from the the Bible. Chris then goes on to inform the letter's recipient that "We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry [sic]"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?" While the word "adultery" is typically used to refer to marital infidelity, it appears that in this letter it should be read as "acts that go against traditional sexual morality". By grouping the "healing" of Barbara in the same category as intimate relations between members of the same sex, Chris strongly implies that the "healing" of Barbara likewise included romantic and sexual acts. Chris's defense of the "healing" on the counts that all those who were involved in it were both willing and above the legal age of consent further enhances the impression that it was at least partially sexual in nature.

While he 19 September letter was just a few baby steps away from being an explicit admission of incest, it did not take long for Chris to become more coy as to whether or not incest between him and Barb had occurred. In a [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November 2021 telephone call]] Chris failed to either explicitly deny or acknowledge that he and Barb had sex. The same ambiguousness regarding the truthfulness of the charges against him can be seen in a letter written on [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November 2021]].

At some point Chris changed his tune and began to outright deny that there was any sexual intimacy between him and his mother. As far as public evidence goes, Chris first explicitly denied the charges against him in the [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022 jail letter]]. In the same letter Chris alleges that in [[May 2012]] Barbara made sexual advances towards him after he revealed to her that he had paid a prostitute a month beforehand. He goes on to write that after the death of Bob Barb came to see Chris as a husband-like figure. Further denials that Chris ever had sexual relations with Barb appear in jail letters written on [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]] and [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022]]. Chris does acknowledge that prior to his arrest he told others that he had sex with Barb, but by now he claims that those admissions were false. As he wrote in the 4 June 2022 letter: "I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone." Already in the letters from 19 September 2021 and 16 November 2021 Chris claimed that his pre-arrest admissions were made in order to test certain individuals, but only recently Chris began to claim that these admissions were false.

==Consequences==
{{Main|Jail Saga}}
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order, then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was [[ban]]ned from [[Patreon]] and [[Tapas]]. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as the band who released [[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]] pulling it from sale.

Since then, he was held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail before getting transferred to [[Western State Hospital]], awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to CVRJ.

If Barb consented, she could be charged as a willing participant. If Barb did ''not'' consent, as some have speculated that she may be incapable of that, Chris's potential sentence could be significantly longer given the severity of a rape charge.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Poor Sonichu...
|ytid = WIZfv3scrx4
|stardate = 13 Feb 2022
|maker = Emperor Techno
|info = Warning: kinda spooky
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Chris-Chan and his mom every 3rd night since June 27
|ytid = mjARTrVL_0w
|stardate = 10 Aug 2021
|maker = American Goblin
}}

==See also==
{{FanArt}}
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
*[[The Binding of Isaac‎]]
*[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]

==References==

<references/>

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}

[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

GiBi

2022-07-22T03:17:33Z

A Gay Retard:

{{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|GiBi has taken information from many questionable sources at face-value, placing it in his videos.<ref group = note>Had taken information told to him by Bella at face value, specifically claims from her saying that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn". This got him in hot water, as Bella was placing the Suitress under this pseudonym to divert attention from herself and onto the Suitress, and GiBi had leaked her phone number in one of his videos.
GiBi had also taken information from Naught and MKR regarding orbiters that they had targeted at face value.</ref>|GiBi has made bold, accusatory claims without verifying them first.{{refn|group="note"|Produced a video in which he erroneously named people in the [[Taser Discussion]] clip as being exclusively [[Praetor]] members.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4HfueLWzjY&lc=Ugz1EEI4ON6dhsYi1gN4AaABAg</ref> The uncut version of the clip revealed that only one person in the clip was from Praetor, who objected to the idea of Chris using a [[taser]] on himself.}}{{refn|group="note"|Produced a video in which he helped [[MKRNightVee]] propagate her spin about [[The WCT]], accusing him of abusing Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAQ1Nz8G1Xc</ref>}}}}
{{Incomplete|The Beginnings of GiBi's channel|Involvement in the Jacob Saga|Information on coverage of Praetor|Information on Discord Server|Information on Dr Phil}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = GiBi
|name = Devon
|aliases = GiBi_Devon
|image = GiBiDevonAvatar.jpg
|knownfor = *Broadcasting happenings regaring Chris and his orbiters
|gender = Male
|race = White
|nation = American
|saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|praetor|cn}}
}}
'''GiBi''', or '''GiBi_Devon''', is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since 2019. He uploaded videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary, typically in the form of reading Chris's posts, sometimes infamously with [[CWCki:Speculative Christory|his own theorizing]].

==Channel Beginnings==
[[File:JailArt17.jpg|thumb|left|Jail art Chris made of GiBi]]
GiBi had created his YouTube account, "GiBi_Devon" on 14 September 2015. Before posting any Chris-related videos, the channel primarily consisted of let's plays and reviews based around Star Wars movies, [[video games]], and toys (mostly [[LEGO]]). His most viewed video at the time was his first video centered around Chris, in which he comments on his beliefs about the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_HSvnxXiCQ]</ref>

GiBi's primary source for his videos was this very website, though he had also read posts made by users from the [[Kiwi Farms]].

==Watchmen Interactions==
In [[November 2020]], in [[The Place]] server, [[Naught]] claimed that GiBi had messaged him asking about [[Praetor]] and that he had given him information, which [[MKR]] stated was "cool", "since he's popular itll get the weens on the scene".<ref>[[The Place chats (November 2020)#GiBi asks Naught about Praetor]]</ref>

In [[August 2021]], while in the Halal Server, Naught claimed that "I used to feed gibi info during mine and [[MKR|mkrs]] feud with [[Dillin Thomas]]" and that "he didn't listen to me, i always gave him good info too".<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]. See Halal - General - halal-general [873250859369250879].html at 12-Aug-21 12:59 PM timestamp</ref>

===Communications with WCT===

GiBi had uploaded a video on 20 April 2022 where he shares some screencaps of a conversation he had with The WCT, who was under the screen name "currentlyinexile".

==The Incest Scandal==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|left|200px|thumb|GiBi discusses a screenshot of a text between Bella and the Suitress. The screenshot was uncensored in his video, leaving a phone number visible.]]
In the wake of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, GiBi attempted to create a daily series documenting the affair. This led to controversy surrounding his channel. One video in this series was made to document the potential perpetrators of the act. GiBi would attempt to research this subject by contacting various sources, many of which conflicted with one another. One of these sources was [[Bella]], who had previously befriended the Suitress and gave him screenshots of text messages [[Bella and Suitress chats|between her and the Suitress]] and [[Bella chats|between her and Chris]]. Another was a [[Discord]] user, '''LavenderBonez''', both a former member of his Discord server, and another friend of [[the Suitress]] and of his.

Bella attempted to avoid getting doxed by putting the Suitress under her "Kelly Osborn" pseudonym. GiBi fell for this and was convinced that "Kelly" wasn't Bella. GiBi produced a video on the screenshots - claiming this was the case, but did not redact the phone number of the Suitress in them; he took the video down three hours later after facing criticism.<ref name="GiBi's delayed deletion of said video.">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/20210803_042740-jpg.2406648/ Timestamp between uploads.]</ref> GiBi uploaded the video a second time, adding information that he received from the Kiwi Farms. He again included the Suitress' phone number but deleted that video after a few minutes.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9632571</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9632596</ref> GiBi made some changes, planning to upload another version,<ref name="GiBi's third attempt.">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9636839</ref> but cancelled as new information had come out in the meantime.<ref>https://twitter.com/GiBi_Devon/status/1423754644422111238</ref>

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[[Category:Christubers]]

CWCville

2022-07-21T05:56:42Z

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}}

{{Quote|[Christine] has had emotions and more stress after being back in office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris "retired" from being mayor of CWCville, 2017<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46</ref>}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), also stylized as '''Cwcville''', is an independent and self-governing city-state in northern [[Virginia]], [[United States]]. Despite it's leaders claims to the contrary, the country is a totalitarian dictatorship - sporting a pervasive [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|personality cult]] around the leader, [[Sonichu 10#Trial of the Asperpedia Four|no independent judiciary]] nor any [[CWCville Mayoral Office|seperation of power]], [[Mailbag 31|mass surveillance]] of the populace as well as largely autonomous [[chaotic combo|paramilitary organizations]]. The [[CWCville#Economy|economy]] is almost exclusively geared towards serving the whims of the ruling elite, with many of the country's citizens living in homeless shelters. Due to widespread discontent, elements of a façade democracy have been at times [[CWCville#Elections|introduced and retracted again]]. The country has engaged in [[4-cent_garbage.com|state terrorism]] against neighboring countries in the past.

As the name suggests, CWCville is derived from Chris's own initials, and serves as much of an exercise in [[Chris and his ego|boosting his ego]] as you'd expect. While the setting was initially believed exist to justify [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his self-insert's presence]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', it was later learned that Chris's concept of a utopia had origins with a [[Lego]] city created in [[Chris's room|his own bedroom]], predating the webcomic. Additional lore provided over the years also indicated that Chris himself is not the founder of this city, but his father was, and he named it after his newborn son.

Chris believes that CWCville [[Chris and reality|actually exists]], and for many years used the city as a way to “[[Chris and coping|escape]]” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]].<ref name="cwcville-reality">[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> Recently, Chris has used [[Dimensional Merge|other]] [[Messiah complex|means]] [[Spirit possession|of]] coping, and CWCville became part of the parallel dimension of [[C-197]], which he also believes to actually exist. Curiously, Chris has occasionally referred to [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] as CWCville.

==Overview==
{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 9, Page 6.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Northern [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] was Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believed for many years that CWCville actually exists, claiming at one point to be Mayor of CWCville “IN REAL LIFE”.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref><ref name="cwcville-reality"/> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] is bolstered by his ability to retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating the [[Jerkops]], and bringing his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts is due to the fact that in CWCville his will is supreme. This serves as a safety blanket that protects his physically and mentally feeble self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned with people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seed of CWCville was planted early in Chris's life. An avid [[LEGO]] enthusiast, Chris eventually put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In [[February 2011]], Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in [[2001]].<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in [[2003]]. This spelling features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris's stunted imagination granted him only the title of mayor. Based on his maps, CWCkville consists of so few buildings that it would more accurately qualify as a village or hamlet, although this could be a consequence of his physical and mental limitations. He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], a Sonichu [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of Hyrule; a different character rules it instead of Chris's self-insert. All this suggests that at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|grade school]] age child.

In late-[[2017]] Chris ceased being merely the mayor of a town and instead became goddess of an [[C-197|entire dimension]]. Chris's earlier restraint may be due to his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of [[Ruckersville]] and nearby [[Charlottesville]]. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait that is typically seen only in young children who lack basic life experience. One might hope that Chris's ability to understand scope and relevance had improved, but he has instead become only more delusional.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] from [[2000]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room used to read "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

== In-universe history ==

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]], Chris’s father, [[Bob Chandler]], founded CWCville in [[1982]].<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']], [[Episode 18]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 18, Page 8.jpg|page 8]].</ref> It is unclear why it was not called Robertville: in fact, there are barely any records and symbols of the old regime – similar to the Roman practice of ''{{w|damnatio memoriae}}'', where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death.

One fan theory is that Bob served as a regent while Chris was growing up, since there are {{w|Zaifeng, Prince Chun|real life}} {{w|Mswati III|examples}}: since Chris believes that CWCville is real, and that nearly all of the events in the comic mirror real life (albeit with a [[Chris and his ego|pro-Chris spin]]), it is safe to assume that Bob was alive when passing CWCville over to Chris. Another fan theory for Bob’s absence from the comics is that Chris overthrew Bob and secretly imprisoned him in an unknown location, but Chris’s stunted writing ability, laziness and ad-hoc manner of storytelling, indicates that Chris simply left Bob out of the comics.

== Geography and location ==

[[File:CWCville's zip code.png |thumb|CWCville's zip code, prior to the [[Idea Guy]] Saga.]]

CWCville began life as an infill city somewhere within the state of [[Virginia]],<ref>''[[Sonichu #3]]'', [[Sub-Episode 4]], page 4.</ref> but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started promoting the [[Dimensional Merge]]. According to [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], one of the shortcut portals to CWCville was a dance mat behind the door to Chris's room.<ref>''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]'', [[Episode 12.5]], page 8.</ref> Today, Chris uses so-called “[[Meditation#Third_eye|meditation]] sessions” to get there.

In [[2020]], Chris narrowed the “location” of the CWCville to somewhere “north to north-east” of {{w|Fredericksburg, Virginia}}:<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10#CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)|Discord Q&A 10, “CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)” section]]</ref> he later placed CWCville Beach by the shore of the Potomac River, east of Fredericksburg,<ref>[https://osm.org/go/ZZYfsOAc?m= OpenStreetMap location]</ref> claiming that the city is as large as Baltimore or New York City.<ref>[[The Journey to the Merge#Pebble Beach|The Journey to the Merge, “Pebble Beach” section]]</ref> The exact locations of key CWCville places as they relate to the [[Dimension 1218|real world]], such as the [[CWCville Mall]], remain unclear.

CWCville's {{w|ZIP Code}} was originally [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]], an unused code {{w|List of ZIP Code prefixes#Starts with 0|available}} for Brockton, Massachusetts:<ref>''[[Sonichu #8]]'', [[Episode 17]], page 1.</ref> the correct ZIP code (at least during the infill era) would have started with 22, like [[Ruckersville]] (22968). Chris has changed the ZIP Code twice in [[2017]], as if it was possible through <s>dictatorial</s> mayoral decree:<ref>In reality, US law has several conditions for a town to change its ZIP Code.</ref> On 7 October the ZIP code was 16429, an unused code available for the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania, but a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code for Tejomulco, a neighborhood in Mexico City.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#CWCville's zip code|October 2017 Facebook posts § CWCville's zip code]]</ref> On 19 November the ZIP Code changed to 69488, raising suspicions that the [[Idea Guys]] (who were active around the time) may be responsible: 69488 is the postal code for {{w|Birkenau (Odenwald)|Birkenau}} in Germany, which shares its name with the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp.

; Variations from the canon

There was an exception in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which had a map that placed CWCville near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the {{w|Kantō region}} in Japan. The map also placed CWCville near {{w|Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square}}, from Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<ref>''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', [[Episode 5]], page 12.</ref>

==Government and politics==
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Note how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Also observe that Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

CWCville is in theory part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to [[United States of America|U.S. ideals]]. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked.]]
[[File:Riots_in_cwcville_SB.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of a riot in CWCville. [[August 2020 social media posts#Very Distant alt-timeline|Chris did not approve.]]]]

The Mayor attempts to refute accusations of dictatorship, (incorrectly<ref>*The {{w|Assad family|Assad dynasty}} in Syria *The {{w|Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier}} {{w|François Duvalier|dynasty}} in Haiti *The {{w|Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila}} {{w|Joseph Kabila|dynasty}} in the Democratic Republic of Congo *The {{w|Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty}} in North Korea The {{w|Pahlavi dynasty}} in Iran </ref>) claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, while he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]].

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people (DP [[Nazis|Leni Riefenstahl]], 1935, colorized).]]

Contrary to what Chris may believe, a self-proclaimed police force doesn't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|The dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, while possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute [[homosexuals]], and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies in the face of the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this quality of CWCville is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

CWCville's court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, deposed, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are deposed, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people — [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] — are arrested and subjected to a show trial less than a week later, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds to the charges, considering slander via the [[Asperpedia]] (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is in actuality a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan's]] psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet,<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref> and the Mayor's hedgehog friends receive free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office, not unlike Soviet nomenklatura.

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In [[February 2017]], prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref> [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States. Strangely, he claims that Vladimir Putin, the real-life president of Russia, is the president of the United states.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is [[stress|too much]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anybody poses a threat. Ironically, this solution is far more extreme than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

===Elections===
According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government was a "King/Queen thing" for which there is no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''. In all, CWCVille's government more resembles an absolute monarchy or the Roman Republic under Caesar than any American polity.

Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that {{w|Doublethink|he was always the ruler}} and that there would be no further elections.

However, Chris eventually lost interest in being the mayor. By some point prior to 2017, he handed over the role to [[Allison Amber]].

[[File:CWCville mayor Brendan Frasier.png|thumb|200px|CWCville's mayor, 2017 - 2021.]]

In November 2017, an [[Idea Guy]] tricked Chris into believing that an election was to take place, with several candidates running.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election</ref> He created a poll on Twitter for people to vote for the new mayor. The candidates were:

*[[Brendan Fraser]] - An American actor known for his role in the ''Mummy'' movies, who became a meme due to his career decline and heavy alimony payments ([https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brendan-frasers-alimony-just-fuck-my-shit-up link])
*[[Mao|Mao Zedong]] - communist leader of [[China]] between 1949 and 1976
*[[Allison Amber]] - then mayor of CWCville, formerly Chris's secretary
*{{w|Augusto Pinochet}} - Chilean dictator from 1973 to 1990
*{{w|Vladimir Putin}} - Current President of Russia

A few hours later, he deleted his poll and created a new one, claiming some of the candidates had dropped out. His new candidates were:

*Bob McKendrick - A character from the video game ''PAYDAY 2'', who tried running for mayor of the DC Metro area
*Vladimir Putin
*Brendan Fraser

He later deleted this poll as well. Brendan Fraser won the election and took office as mayor.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]</ref>

Two days later he posted on Twitter that an election for new Chief of CWCville Police Department would take place. His candidates were<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#CWCville_Chief_of_Police_election</ref>:

*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Pardo (serial killer)|Manuel Pardo Jr]] - a [[jerkop]] and serial killer executed in 2012
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
*{{w|Manuel Noreiga|Man-Ewell Noriega}} [''sic''] - Dictator of Panama from 1983 to 1989
*{{w|Ed Gein|Edward Geen}} [''sic''] - A notorious murderer and body snatcher who was known as the real American Psycho.

Ian Brandon Anderson ended up winning with 65% of the votes.

In April 2021, Chris stated the current mayor to be [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref> While in jail, Chris said that Walsh remained mayor: ''"Who has Time for Elections when us Goddesses Defend Cwcville (The City Of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge Completed and the Collective Shift in Progress, then we have my Second Coming on 1218 Earth. Not to Mention the Damage Control and Prevention that are beyond Non(Super)-Powerful Individuals' Control, anyway."''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref>

===Prison Camps===
{{Main|Operation BARBarossa}}

As of November 2017, CWCville also houses multiple prison camps on the outskirts, where enemies from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri]] war are sent to be reformed.

==Economy==

CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Episode 19]], Page 21</ref>

Strangely enough, Sonichu and Rosechu, both being too lazy to work, get $3,500 per month, (as shown in [[Mailbag 21]]), which is unusually a large sum of [[Chris and money|money]] for a [[monthly tugboat]]. This, also coupled with the unusually high homelessness rate, could tell us that CWCville possibly severely overtaxes its citizens to feed its [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|delusional, power-hungry dictator's]] multiple [[Dating Education|vanity]] [[TrollBusters|projects]].

Chris claims that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york," and is on the stock exchange.<ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/>

=== Currency ===

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]

CWCville also mints its own currency, the '''CWCville quarter'''. It first came to prominence in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]'', and comes in only two coins: the C-Quarter and the W-Quarter. Ten C-Quarters make one W-Quarter, indicating that Chris has [[Honor roll|no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver edge and a red "W", while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and sky blue with a silver edge. Both appear to reference Chris's publishing house logo at the time, which notably appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. CWCville still issue fines in US dollars for unknown reasons: most likely, to shore up foreign <s>currency reserves</s> spending money for a tottering dictatorship.

According to Chris on 19 November 2019,<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1196903997300498434 Tweet] by @CPU_CWCSonichu, on 19 November 2019.</ref> and assuming that {{w|SIX Interbank Clearing}} chooses the W-Quarter as the main currency unit, the official exchange rate is {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 1 = {{w|US Dollar|{{abbr|USD|US Dollar}}}} 2.50,<ref>CW is actually the country code for Curaçao, and the currency code is merely for demonstration purposes.</ref> which puts the CWCville quarter only behind {{w|Kuwaiti dinar|Kuwait}}, {{w|Bahraini dinar|Bahrain}} and {{w|Omani rial|Oman}} in terms of purchasing power.<ref>[https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 XE.com exchange rates] for 1 January 2020 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20200410043434/https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 archived] on 10 April 2020).</ref> In reality, the irrational command economy and the ongoing [[Financhu Crisis|debt crisis]] in real-life means that the parallel (black market) rates may command a huge discount… {{w|Hungarian pengő#End of the pengő|something like}} {{abbr|USD|US Dollar}} 1 = {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 4×1029.

== The Invasion of CWCville ==
{{main|Sonichu 13}}
[[File:IdeaGuyMap.jpeg|thumb|A map created by [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise]].
After years of insanity and borderline totalitarianism, things finally seemed to be improving for the citizens of CWCville. Chris had stepped down as mayor, Magi-Chan was no longer spying on the populace due to his duties as Chris' husband, and beloved American film actor [[Brendan Fraser]] was elected as Chris' successor, ensuring CWvCille would no longer be an ego-driven police state and would also be protected from evil mummies. Under Fraser's benevolent rule, it seemed like CWCville would finally be a free and happy place. Unfortunately, this newfound peace and prosperity would not last long, due to the corruptions of the Idea Guys and their ween ideas. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that CWCville was under attack by various different villains and factions, placing it in a frenzied state of war. First invaded by villains from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the invaders were quickly beaten back and put into CWCville's newly established prison camps.

Later, the city was invaded by the neighboring nation of Australatina. The Australatinas managed to wipe out most of CWCville's military, who were forced to fight a war on two fronts when the city erupted into mass riots. The Underground tunnels beneath CWCville (presumably created by Simonla who didn't want to ride the fucking bus like a normal person) collapsed, causing mass devastation and splitting the city into two sides: East and West. The Australatinas then pledged their loyalty to invading Nazis, who began ethically cleansing CWCville. They successfully captured most of Chris' hedgehog Pokemon and wiped out most of the wild Pokemon around CWCville. Chris' characters were brutally executed but quickly respawned. The female Sonichus were all raped and impregnated until they were freed by Chris. The Nazis were finally beaten back and the city was rebuilt.

Despite all of their reckless bumbling, the Idea Guys managed to do something no one could ever imagine was possible: make CWCville an even worse shithole. Sure, under Chris' reign the city was a manchild's playground escape fantasy with Orwellian undertones, but at least you could get a job at Taco Bell and live a reasonably peaceful life if you didn't smoke or call the mayor a tard. Once the Idea Guys took over, the city became a living hell filled with constant death and destruction with forced labor, rape, and death camps. The lesson is simple: being ruled by a bumbling and incompetent but well-meaning manchild might be bad, but being ruled by murderous nazis is at least moderately worse.

== CWCville's Restoration ==
Chris has been rather inconsistent with what parts of Sonichu 13 were actually canon and which parts he discarded. Regardless, the city was restored to its Pre-War state and all the nightmarish changes were reversed. Presumably, the timeline was fixed and all the characters returned to their normal lives, and [[Brendan Fraser]] was still the mayor, with Ian Brandon Anderson serving as his Chief of Police.

With the Nazis, evil CPUs and reality-warping demons all defeated and a fantastic actor once again leading the city, CWCville has presumably finally become a somewhat decent place, even if everything there is ass-backwards and totally absurd. Chris has written very little about CWCville following the events of Issue 13. However, Chris claimed that he attended Babscon there in 2020. CWCville, and presumably all of Dimension C-197 was totally unaffected by the COVID-19 pandemic.

== Twin towns ==

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]

CWCville appears to be twinned with [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], the largest and most familiar urban environment in Chris's life.

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32/> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Cincinnati or [[Ohio trip|Cleveland]], for example, were less important than Charlottesville.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as CWCville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
Image:CWCville Degeneration.jpg|An artist's depiction of CWCville will look like once Chris passes away and it is forgotten.
Image:3adc9ab34027a8ea714b6570897088e8-png.jpg|City map, with aerial photo recreation below.
Image:Cwcville_Map_Version_3.png|Alternate city map, showing the rural areas around the city and how it connects to other areas.
File:Chris_ruling_cwcville_SB.jpg|Chris ruling as mayor of CWCville.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| ytid = bbHypp3ziBQ
| maker = MycalFelps
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCville Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

{{CWCverse}}
{{Mayors of CWCville}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{Sonichu}}

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[[Category:Fictional places]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

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Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

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A Gay Retard:

{{Ongoing}}
{{Protip|Kenneth habitually deletes his projects, posts, accounts, and websites, and starts over from scratch. Be sure any links directed towards such projects are archived when posting them on the CWCki.}}

{{quote|Is [Chris] genuinely delusional? The only one who could answer that for sure is CWC herself.|Kenneth being delusional, February 2022<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/just-a-simple-question.2158/</ref>}}

{{quote|What I am doing is pure business.|Kenneth on his plans for his expansion of the Sonichu canon.<ref name = expansionplans></ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| image = KengleStream.JPG
| size = 220px
|Name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
|aliases = Sailfish Kengle Ken OnionNull OnionfarmsMedia Saturnella Thundersteam<ref group = note>The name of Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account before being changed to his full name</ref> LostMutantClone
|day = 2
|month = 3
|year = 1960
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|religion = [[Wikipedia:Ahmadi|Ahmadi]]
|education = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting) Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
|knownfor = {{•}}Being a long-time follower of Chris since the Second Exile {{•}}Hosting the Kiwi Farms splinter site Onion Farms {{•}}Being the primary recipient of Chris's letters from jail {{•}}Making propositions to expand upon the canon of the [[Sonichu comics]], and attempting to make a business out of it.
|occupation = Owner of Onion Farms Bookkeeper Amateur artist
|saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|sonicboom|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}

'''Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt''' (born 2 March 1960) also known by his online alias as "'''Sailfish'''", and affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' or '''OnionNull''', <ref group = note>Named in reference to [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]], the proprietor of the Kiwi Farms</ref> is the current owner of the Onion Farms; a splinter forum based on the [[Kiwi Farms]], and the Onionpedia; a Wordpress based splinter wiki based on this one.

As an autistic<ref>http://www.planetautism.com/AuSpin/kenneth1.htm</ref> and elderly part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kenneth naturally felt as though he shares a lot in common with Chris. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, they have become friends for quite some time. Chris, however, was peeved by Kenneth's consistent replies.

Kenneth is sometimes noted for the dubious honor of being the second person in Chris's life to encapsulate all five groups in the [[Unholy Quintet]], the first of whom being [[Jacob Sockness]]. Kenneth was once one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]] during the [[Template:SecondExile|Second Exile]] and the [[Sonic Boom]] saga. He then acted as a financial enabler of Chris, and then an A-log, ween, and [[carpetbagger]] during Chris's stay in [[jail]].

Kenneth is also notable for being a genuine fan of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run. Kenneth created a bizarre series of artwork that is based off of the series called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'', which he created a website for. Kenneth also discussed plans to expand upon the Sonichu canon, turning it into a legitimate franchise with short stories and novels, and creating a fan website for them.

Unlike most other white knights at the time, Kenneth actually called Chris out when he was in the wrong, suggesting him to release his anger towards Sonic Boom on something less destructive than vandalizing merchandise, though Kenneth hosted a number of Facebook groups that allowed Chris to release his anger towards the game. He has been an occasional source of financial support for Chris. He bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].

Kenneth has later gained notoriety for posting many of Chris's letters from jail on his own Onion Farms website, often without Chris's permission, seemingly as a means to promote the website and other related projects.

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== Early Interactions with Chris ==
Prior to the creation of the Onion Farms, Kenneth was a frequent, though minor, orbiter of Chris's. Kenneth's intentions towards Chris seemed entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth frequently praised Chris when he felt there was justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Despite this, Kenneth was rarely acknowledged by Chris.

Occasionally, he has posted on Chris's Facebook statuses. There was some debate on whether Kenneth could be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth was often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he was actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

Kenneth hosted or moderated two Facebook groups dedicated to Chris's hatred towards Sonic Boom, [[Keep Sonic Original]] and [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.{{cite}}

Kenneth has hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

[[File:ChrisTest.png|thumb|Chris questioning Kenneth's loyalty]]

Kenneth was responding to Chris so frequently that Chris decided to create a test on Twitter on 25 May 2018, seeing if he would reply to his message. Predictably, Kenneth did reply to the message, to which Chris showed annoyance.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=43497}}</ref>


==Financial Support Towards Chris==

Kenneth bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kenneth also sent a message to [[Jessica Quinn]] on February 2016 to suggest to Chris to mutally exchange $10 giftcards.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=1869|post=1287650}}</ref>

On [[May 2018|May 2, 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]] [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, [[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO|Kenneth asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV]], which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kenneth agreed. Two days later, on May 4, 2018, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kenneth said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kenneth outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kenneth that he is still allowed to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] [[Chris and reality|to]] [[Chris and his Ego|Chri]][[Chris and negotiation|s's]] [[Chris and money|Patreon]] if he chooses. Kenneth, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.

Not too long after, Kenneth replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:

{{quoteboxonion|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}

Chris replied with:

{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}

==Sonichen and Rosechen==
{{quote|On a misfit planet, it takes a square peg in a round hole to fit in|The slogan of the Sonichen art}}

[[File:KennethAutograph.jpg|thumb|An autograph Kenneth received from Chris for his Sonichen art]]

Kenneth is well-known for his artwork, '''Sonichen and Rosechen'''. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website, though the website has been dead since 2018.

It is not known what Chris thought of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself, Chris initially viewed the series hostilly, but now takes a more neutral stance. Kenneth attempted to suggest to Chris of him taking over the canon of Sonichu while he was incarcerated. Kenneth had the idea to expand upon the canon of the series, which would have included novels and short stories, as well as implementing some of his own Sonichen characters into the lore. However, Chris disagreed with doing such a crossover.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022]]</ref><ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/chris-chan-letter-january-21-2022-to-kengle-rejects-merger-of-sonichu-rosechu-with-sonichen-rosechen-has-an-intense-meltdown.2136/ Chris Chan Letter January 21, 2022 to Kengle - Rejects Merger of Sonichu & Rosechu With Sonichen & Rosechen: Has an Intense Meltdown] ([https://archive.ph/3o779 archive])</ref>

Kenneth has written the following post on his Sonichen website on an unspecified date, but presumed to be no later than 2014.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=378631}}</ref>

{{quoteboxonion|'''What inspired Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Like many people I came across the well known Sonichu comic series by Christian Weston Chandler. The idea of drawing a webcomic inspired me on developing my art skills.

'''Did Christian Weston Chandler collaborate with you in developing Sonichen and Rosechen?''' No. I have always been the sole creator of Sonichen and Rosechen.

'''Is there any official connection between Sonichu and Rosechu & Sonichen and Rosechen?''' No. Sonichen and Rosechen is completely independent.

'''Is Christian Weston Chandler aware of Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Yes, he has been aware of it for a long time. However, exactly how long is not known.

'''What was the historical relationship between Christian Weston Chandler (Sonchu and Rosechu's Creator) and Kenneth Engelhardt (Sonichen and Rosechen's Creator) in a brief paragraph?''' Shortly after Christian placed a follow button on his Facebook page, Kenneth along with many other people began following Christian's public posts. There was a period of initial hostility during late 2013 when a Facebook block was in place from September till the end of the year. However, connections were not entirely cut, there were a couple of scattered communications during this time. At the beginning of 2014, there was a reconciliation via a third party with the block coming to an end. After the tragic fire at Christian's house in 2014, there was a care package consisting of several board games, sardines, trail mix, and white tube socks that was mailed out with Christian publicly thanking Kenneth on his timeline. Relations between the two parties improved significantly after a series of private communications between Christian and Kenneth during the summer of 2014. After a very brief Facebook connection in July, the two parties reconnected officially on Facebook on October 14, 2014.

'''How does Christian feel about Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Initially hostile to Sonichen and Rosechen, this perception has eased up. While there has never been an official statement by Christian concerning Sonichen and Rosechen, the best guess is that his position is sort of a guarded neutral stance.

'''Is Sonichen and Rosechen connected with Sonichu.com or kiwifarms.net?''' No. It is not affiliated in any capacity with the cwckipedia and never has been.

'''What position is taken by the Cwckiforum in regards to Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Based on various threads posted in the forums by the administrators/moderators, the present official stance is hostility and there is a ban on both the author as well as the web-comic.
What is your position on the Cwckiforums/Sonichu.com? Their mission statement is as follows: "CWCki is a wiki dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler. Its mission is to serve as the ultimate repository of information about Chris, both to aid trolls in trolling him and to inform the Internet at large of Chris's singular grotesqueness" I don't agree with their purpose. The philosophy behind this website is just plain wrong.
Are Cwcki-forumers/chaners allowed to follow or friend you? Yes. An official stance by the forums doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions of individual forumers, Membership on the forums is not necessarily a bar to following or friending me. For the most part, I don't see significant differences on my friends list between forumers and non-forumers.}}

===Gallery===

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==Relationships with the CWCsphere==

===Feud with the Kiwi Farms===

Kenneth created an account on the Kiwi Farms on 16 May 2015 under the name '''Thundersteam'''.

Kenneth was temporarily banned from the Kiwi Farms because he seemed not to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kenneth has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started '''kiwifarms.xyz''', a blog in which he wrote angry posts about [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and other topics in an attempt to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. This attempt evidently failed.

Kenneth habitually emailed Null under 10 different addresses and buying merchandise from Kiwi Farms just so that he can contact Null.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Null|thread=1869|post=10403519}}</ref> Null was annoyed by this, and threatened to call authorities on him if he didn't stop. This progressed to the point where he was get banned from the website a second time.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10455751}}</ref>

==Ownership of Onion Farms==

Kenneth created the website '''Onion Farms''' in its current incarnation in 2019 as a splinter site of the lolcow forum [[Kiwi Farms]], claiming it to be an alternative. The website's namesake comes from how the site was intended for covering "layers of drama and gossip". The website was also created as a gossip site for lolcows, though Kenneth planned for the site to focus on international lolcows. Additionally, Kenneth had the idea of providing more attention on people he deemed as "celebrities" to be potential subjects, with celebrities having less than 200,000 followers being deemed "lesser lolcows". <ref>[https://www.lolcow.org/threads/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt-kengle-sailfish-onionnull-godzilla-the-big-onion.5/ lolcow.org thread on Kenneth]</ref>

On the forum, Chris has a discussion board of his own, much like on the Kiwi Farms. Most of the threads found on this board were created for the letters that Kenneth received from Chris. The rest of the board primarily consists of threads centered around orbiters of Chris and updates regarding Kenneth's interactions with Chris. Kenneth created a thread about Chris on 4 September 2020.<ref>{{Cite onion|thread=1239}}</ref>

===Controversies surrounding the Onion Farms===

[[Naught]] was promoted as an administrator on the website, and has been a frequent poster on there. Kenneth received complaints by orbiters for this decision due to Naught's controversial online activities.

[[File:OnionLoliconBoard.png|thumb|200px|left|A screencap of the lolicon board before getting deleted]]
A discussion board dedicated to lolicon and shotacon was created on the website.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10450419}}</ref> Kenneth posted several times on this board, even creating four threads regarding the legality of lolicon, which led to allegations being made that Kenneth is a pedophile. Kenneth then deleted the subforum and created a thread apologizing for its creation.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/ive-deleted-the-lolicon-forum-and-public-apology.1930/ I've deleted the lolicon forum and Public Apology] ([https://archive.ph/wip/0EuiA archive])</ref>

==Jail Saga==

===Jail Letters===

Kenneth claims that he became aware of Chris's arrest after watching [[Ethan Ralph]]'s livestream of the arrest.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdx6IRgBxyM Skip to the 11:06 timestamp]</ref> He used his Onion Farms website as a host for posting a good number of the known letters that Chris sent from Jail. Kenneth initiated communication with Chris via a letter sometime before [[October 2021]], as he was curious as to how Chris was doing in jail.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/christine-weston-chandler-has-mailed-me-surprise-package.1795/ Christine Weston Chandler Has Mailed Me - Surprise Package] ([https://archive.ph/wip/OdDIO archive])</ref> Chris first contacted Kenneth via letter on [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|4 October 2021]], in which he declared that he is Jesus of Nazareth, like he has with [[Null]]. Since then, Kenneth has been communicating with Chris via letter. However, Kenneth also confirmed in a livestream that he had never given Chris his phone number.

Chris appeared to see Kenneth as trustworthy to host letters and calls involving him while he is in Jail. He directed the financial enabler Zombo to Kenneth's website in order to provide [[Chris_and_money#Begging|monetary donations]] to him.

Chris told Kenneth not to share letters on many occasions that he gave to him online, or to only share portions of letters he's received. Kenneth has obliged these requests; For a letter detailing [[Barb|Barb's]] car accident, Kenneth only posted the envelope and a portion of the letter on the Onion Farms. However, several people were able to decipher chunks of the letter through image manipulation, as much of the writing on the back of the page that Kenneth shared had bled through. Noticing this, Kenneth went through several measures to hide portions of the letters he was forbidden to share, including whiting out the blank spaces of the scans he took of the pages. After this failed, Kenneth then shared in full the last of the letters that he previously concealed, including a letter that contained the names of Chris's relatives. He did, however, censor their names.

After Chris was transferred from Central Virginia Regional Jail to an undisclosed location, Kenneth claimed he would cut all ties with Chris.

===Kenneth Strikes Back===

{{quote|Please post this on kiwifarms. I am not holding back or being unfair. We've have gotten some pretty amazing content from what CWC chooses to share. But she calls the shots and there are people who write her telling what has been posted on Onionfarms.|Kenneth prompting people lurking on his site to tell people on Kiwi Farms about content from Chris he farmed.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/message-to-kiwifarms.2369/#post-34673 Message to Kiwifarms] ([https://archive.ph/wip/uN5Pb archive])</ref>}}

After Chris was transferred back to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] Kenneth decided to initiate letters back to Chris,<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/#post-34422 An Onion Farms post where Kenneth admits to initiating the 11 May 2022 Letter] ([https://archive.ph/wip/ddVDh archive])</ref> despite saying that he'd cut ties with Chris and not heed his words. He once again agreed to censor certain letters. Kenneth held to this promise by not leaking one of the letters in full, but instead summarizing the major points of one of the letters he was told not to share.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]</ref> Kenneth believes that he was advised against this due to people reading portions of letters through image manipulation.

On 30 May 2022, Kenneth made a thread on Onion Farms in which he told people to post on the Kiwi Farms. In the post, he talks about people that have been telling Chris via letter about the letters he has been posting on Onion Farms, and how people were able to read them despite his efforts to redact information. [[Null]] responded to this with "It took 9 years, but Kengle finally has a way to use Chris to get attention that nobody can interfere with. Congrats, big boy."<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=102598|post=12032938}}</ref>

===Livestreams===
{{Main|Onion Farms Livestreams}}

Kenneth proposed the idea of making livestreams on the Onion Farms in lieu of [[Null|Null's]] ''Mad at the Internet'' livestreams.

Kenneth then three interviews with a YouTuber who read several of the letters that Chris sent Kenneth, where they discussed how communications between him and Chris typically went.

==Sonichu "Base"==
In [[Jail Letter - 14 July 2022]], Kenneth mentioned plans to collaborate with [[Helena Fiorenza]] to help Chris build a ''Sonichu'' base, claiming that he planned to treat this as a business.<ref name = expansionplans>{{Cite onion|writer=Sailfish|thread=2591|post=36556}}</ref> Kenneth later elaborated that this Sonichu base was meant to be an endevor to expand upon the Sonichu universe, though he also mentions potential public image issues that he would face.<ref>{{cite onion|writer=Sailfish|thread=2591|post=36580}}</ref>

==Gallery==

===Art made by Kenneth===
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<gallery>
File:Twinkle Boo-Boo.jpg|Twinkle Boo Boo
</gallery>
</center>

==External Links==
* [https://www.onionfarms.com/ Kenneth's ''Onion Farms'' website.] ([https://archive.ph/wip/CwWB6 archive])
* [https://twitter.com/kengel_online Kenneth's Twitter]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/members/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt.6454/ Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account] (banned)
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170722002953/https://www.kennethengelhardt.com/ An archived version of Ken's official website] (Died in mid 2018)

==See Also==
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - The basis of Kenneth's Onion Farms forum
*[[Null]]
*[[Onion Farms Livestreams]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

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{{SecondExile}}
{{SonicBoomSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Fantasies}}
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[[Category:Enablers]]

Null

2022-07-19T10:13:19Z

A Gay Retard:

{{Honest}}

{{quote|I systematically dismantled all these people taking advantage of him.|Null, summarizing "Operation: Kingsnake".<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM YouTube - "Null (Owner of Kiwi Farms) talks dismantling Idea Guys"]</ref>}}

{{quote|Oh! My goodness!!! [[Bisexual|You are sooo handsome and cute]]!!!|Chris, [[May 2018]], while receiving help from Null.<ref>[[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed.|Chris, [[November 2019]], after having been [[brainwashed]] by [[Jacob Sockness]] into believing Null is evil.<ref name=demonic>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190919083606335488</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Null
| name = Joshua Conner Moon
| image = JoshuaNull.jpg
| aliases = "Null" "Jersh" "Jewsh" "KiwiMac"<ref>[[:File:Kiwimac.jpg]]</ref>
| gender = Male
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]], currently living in [[Remove Kebab|Serbia]]
| occupation = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)'' Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]
| saga = {{saga|ideaguy|cn}}, {{saga|guarddog|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}

'''Joshua Conner Moon''', better known by his online alias '''"Null"''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). He was a former advisor for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Though he initially led the forum as a way of monitoring and documenting Chris's shenanigans, over time he shifted focus away from Chris after his father died. From there, he occasionally contacted Chris when it was determined that Chris needed help, like after the [[2014 house fire]] or during the saga of the [[self-inflicted taint wound]].

During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,<ref>[https://archive.md/M8n3n Null discussing Chris' legitimate business offers]</ref> as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris' behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.<ref name="currenttrolls">[https://archive.md/dWRg3 Null on Chris' current-day trolling]</ref>

Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him for a while early in [[2021]]. Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris, being one of the few people that he would listen to, organizing travel plans for him to safely get to conventions while also getting him in the habit of completing commission work to fund those travel plans. He stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he had plans to try to get Chris into assisted living.

Of course, things did not work out that way. In the wake of the [[July 2021]] [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had [[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money#Theft|taken money]] from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation, Null cut ties with Chris, while Chris felt betrayed that the information about his incestuous acts came to light. Chris now sees Null as a Judas Iscariot-like figure once his [[Messiah complex]] reached new heights, since he now believes himself to be Jesus reincarnated.

==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, [[trolling]] Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris' [[weens|current-day trolls]].<ref name="currenttrolls" />}}
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a "dead cow" and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.<ref>[https://archive.md/LXgYS Null deems Chris a "dead cow"]</ref>

In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the impact on Chris's personal life was too great to permit the private subforum to remain.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/</ref>

==On-again, off-again advisor==
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]
===Fundraiser===

In [[2014]], after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized [[Chris_and_money#After_the_house_fire|a fundraiser]] on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a "{{w|Dodo}} brain" on Facebook.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]</ref> In [[2017]], Chris piled on by tweeting "Null is a dull lull; [[random-access humor|LOL]].<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref>"

===Involvement with Guard Dogs===
{{main|Guard Dogs}}

Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings. The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''[[Family_Guy#American_Dad.21|American Dad!]]'', had vouched for Null as well:

{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null<ref name=stan>https://archive.md/rh1K0</ref>}}

[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]

Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of [[Chris_and_reality|Chris's delusions]] as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:

{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the [[dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying "I can only speak on experience".|Null<ref>https://archive.md/kMRyG</ref>}}

Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's [[Twitter]] account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null "handsome and cute". In spite of the best efforts of the Guard Dogs, however, Chris continued to hold many of the Idea Guy-based delusions to his heart as he eagerly anticipated the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his role in it.

===Disillusionment with Chris===

Despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from the unpleasant reality that the Guard Dogs brought up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris.

On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Magi-Chan_.2814_August_2019_-_14_September_2019.29|role-playing as Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.

{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null<ref>https://archive.md/k62h6</ref>}}

Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:

{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null<ref>https://archive.md/R2ZMj</ref>}}

===Chris turns against Null===
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, [[June 2020]], during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu_.2815_April_2020_-_25_February_2021.29|role-playing as Sonichu]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19</ref>}}

In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being "the devil in human flesh".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]</ref>

Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:

{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️<ref name=demonic></ref>}}

{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249</ref>}}

{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and [[Jakoba]]. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369</ref>}}

Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge, while noting that the Idea Guys would live:

{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of [[1218]], as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC axnd self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193056298750955525</ref>}}

===Allies again===
[[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris attempts to photograph a profile shot of himself for Null's coin run.]]
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&A 2]], August 2020.}}
[[File:Nullcwccoin.jpg|thumb|100px|Final design of the coin.]]

After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again. Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref> In [[February 2021]], Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in the creation and sale of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-8761272 (https://archive.fo/9C4Z1)</ref> Chris agreed to this and promoted the coins on his Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)</ref>

Null has stated that he has a plan for assisting Chris with [[Chris%27s_homes|housing]] for after his mother passes away.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9187706</ref>

Chris was apparently under the impression Null had ties to organized crime. According to Null, at some point, Chris tried asking him to kill someone.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9662488</ref> According to [[Kyle]], in [[February 2021]], Chris wanted a hooker and asked Kyle to ask Null to get him one.<ref>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#Chris wanted a hooker]]</ref>

In [[June 2021]], Null announced that Chris would attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 [[August 2021]]. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, saying he would help Chris with financial arrangements.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ (https://archive.fo/iHdQU)</ref> On 9 July 2021, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null helped Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.

===Null cuts ties===
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}
{{quote|I have to come to terms with the fact that Chris was fucking retarded, he's always been fucking retarded, and now on top of everything - on top of learning that he can't learn, I have to realize that he's malicious! He knows that doing these things are wrong and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters.|Null, finally realizing the truth.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8 Null's Last Interaction With Chris-Chan]</ref>}}
On 30 July 2021, after evidence surfaced of Chris committing [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with Barb, Everfree Northwest [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris|banned Chris]] from their convention. Null then decided to refund the GoFundMe donors their money as the GoFundMe no longer served a legitimate purpose.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW#Update 4]]</ref>

The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by Emergency Protective Order, a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When asked, Chris initially denied transferring any money, but later admitted to lying to Null about the funds after being confronted with proof.

Null then notified the [[jerkop|police]] that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on [[Twitter]] and telegram.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Post-breakup==
{{Quote|Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or [[Bella]] would have been better kissers than Judas Isacariot.|Chris, in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|July 2022 letter]]}}
In [[September 2021|September]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for "betraying" him over revealing the theft and mentioned that he had taken the money because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had stolen had gone toward a motel room (and likely, [[LEGO]] toys).<ref>[[Jail Saga#Arrest]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.
File:Kiwimac.jpg|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.
File:Teammates2021.jpg|Another TSSSF card.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]
*[[Idea Guys]]
*[[Null DMs]]
*[[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]], referred to by some as OnionNull.

== Sources ==
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Watchmen

2022-07-19T07:18:23Z

A Gay Retard:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|You brought so much fucking joy to this world and you continue to do so. That's why [...] you need to remain safe.|[[Naught]], one of the Watchmen, to Chris.<ref>[[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Something going further wrong in the group once again?|Chris, showing awareness of the group's tendency for internal drama.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking Chris to leave The Place]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Organization
|name = Watchmen
|image = Watchmen.jpg
|aliases= Watchdogs
|day =
|month =
|year = 2019
|saga = {{saga|watchmen|cn}}
}}

The '''Watchmen''' (sometimes refered to as '''"the Watchdogs"''') were a clique of fanatical [[enablers]] whose members served as [[gatekeepers]] and [[white knights]] for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Their goal was to keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris. In practice, however, the clique was highly aggressive towards outsiders coming into contact with Chris whether they demonstrated malice or not. Watchmen members tracked and collected information on anyone involved with - or attempting to get involved with - Chris, and had little hesitation in regards to doxing any potential [[weens]], [[trolls]], and [[A-Log|A-logs]].<ref name=OwlsFeud>{{Cite farms|thread=75256|wayback=20211102022529|title= Orbiter general thread}}</ref> Hostilities were occasionally shown in the form of feuds, with rumors and disinformation spread by members [[MKRNightVee]], [[Naught]], [[The WCT]], and [[XIII]] on their perceived enemies, or raids by various Watchmen members. Infighting ran rampant, with the group splintering into a few iterations over internal conflicts. With Chris currently jailed for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], their purpose has become moot.

Their approach was rather controversial, as they gained Chris's favor by means of [[Enablers|enabling]] his delusions by pretending to be fellow [[CPU]] goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in [[magical thinking]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Another tactic they used was in drawing [[fanart]] for him, typically for fantasy immersion - such art features Chris or Watchmen members in CPU or [[Sonichu_(species)|Sonichu]] forms; the art was usually drawn by either [[MKRNightVee]] or [[AquaDiamond8]]. They have also made use of the OC [[Lainchu]], played by at least four members of the group.

As a faction, the Watchmen were involved in several events over the course of late [[2019]] onwards, such as attempting to dismantle [[Jacob Sockness]]’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance [[Discord]] server from Naught's allegation that the server was being used to gather content.<ref>[[Naught#History]]</ref> Chris had contact with the Watchmen, including [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|chatting with them]] on [[Discord Q&A 4|Google Hangouts]] and over [[Discord]]. The Watchmen were also behind the [[2020 Discord leaks|Discord leaks in August 2020]], and the [[Discord Q&A]]s.

The group existed in various forms from 2019-2021 and was given its current name on [[August 2020]] by one of its members, as a reference to the 1986/1987 DC Comics limited series by Alan Moore, David Gibbons, and John Higgins.<ref>[[Talk:Watchmen#Title]]</ref> However, the Watchmen themselves did not model their online personas after characters from the DC franchise, in contrast to how [[The Miscreants]] presented themselves as a shadowy cabal like the Patriots from their inspiration, ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''.

==Origins==
[[File:ChrisDoctorManhattan.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Christian Weston Manhattan]]
What eventually became the Watchmen group had its roots in the CWC Rebellion Discord server. There, Owls met Meghan (aka [[MKRNightVee]] or MKR), and Talia (whom Owls described as "a person exploiting and egging MKR on to talk to Chris").<ref name=owlsaccount>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1257#post-7343340 (Archive: https://archive.fo/06IZx)</ref>

MKR got into contact with Chris through a friend looking up his phone number.<ref name=cap2>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl2-png.644832/</ref> Owls tried to coach MKR<ref name=cpuowls>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl5-png.644835/</ref> and avoid problems, though he admits he didn't do well at it.<ref name=owlsaccount></ref>

After MKR had been in contact with Chris for some time, Owls came up with the idea to try to [[manipulate]] Chris's beliefs away from the [[Dimensional Merge]] through telling him that the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]] had relocated to Earth. MKR recruited her friends to role-play as CPUs to Chris over Discord; Owls acted as a gatekeeper between MKR's friends and Chris.<ref name=cpuowls></ref>

{{quote|time passed talking with Meghan for about a month or so there came an idea from me in the most autistic way possible "convince Chris that merge wasn't happening and that CPU had decided to be on earth and act like normal people in society". foolishly believing this would work Meghan gathered some people from different servers she said we could trust and we made a server. this idea failed and when the first person decided to brag about it on a different discord I shut down the idea.|Owls<ref name=owlsaccount></ref>}}

According to Naught, Owls acted as liaison between the CPU group and [[Marvin]] of the [[Guard Dogs]] group (the latter also being gatekeepers to Chris at the time) but Naught claimed that Owls wasn't reporting back to Marvin. Owls later left the group.<ref name=naughtclarify>[[Naught#Follow-up on Origins]]</ref>

==Reveal==
The Watchmen group revealed its presence in [[August 2020]]. The reveal was seemingly spurred by a video Chris secretly produced on 6 August, [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]], which he decided to share with the Watchman member [[Naught]].<ref>[[Naught DMs]]</ref> Concerned over the contents of the video, a CWCki account was made by Naught and the video leaked to the public. Days later, on 10 August, Naught entered the Official CWCki Server [[Discord]] and leaked [[:Category:2020 Discord leaks|a large amount of material Chris had shared with the group]] over the past year. He then invited Chris into the server to take fan questions (though moderators decided to remove Chris from the server four days later).<ref>[[Discord#Official CWCki Server]]</ref>

==The Players==
===Owls===
{{Main|Owls}}
[[File:Ryan Owls.png|thumb|150px|Owls IRL.]]
The original founder of the organization went by '''Ryan Winger''', more commonly referred to as '''Owls''', in his interactions with the Watchmen, and as '''GhostBird50''' on the [[Kiwi Farms]],<ref name=owlsaccount></ref> and as '''CpuTurquoiseHeart''' to Chris,<ref name=cpuowls></ref>.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> Initially, Owls advised MKRNightVee in interacting with Chris and founded the Watchmen's Discord server. Owls also acted as a liaison between Watchmen and [[Guard Dogs]] member Marvin, though fellow Watchman Naught alleged that he hadn't been reporting back to Marvin.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> Owls eventually left the group, stating he wanted no more part in Chris's situation or in Internet drama,<ref>[[:File:Ghostbird_kiwistatus.png]]</ref> and was succeeded by Naught. This seems to have come when he got involved in a feud<ref name=OwlsFeud></ref> with several other obscure Chris orbiters.

===Naught===
{{Main|Naught}}
[[File:Naught.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Naught's Kiwi Farms profile picture]]
'''Naught''', also known as '''Bismuth''' and '''CPU Bismuth Heart''' to Chris was the second leader of the Watchmen, taking over the group after Owls left.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> He monitored and doxed potential weens or outside enablers. In June 2020, Naught posted fellow Watchmen The WCT's dox onto [[Kiwi Farms]] in retaliation for WCT declining to share his Kiwi Farms account with him after Naught had been banned from the site,<ref name=naughtedit>[https://archive.ph/wip/9215A An actual CWCki edit from Naught/Bismuth, admitting to have doxxed Sean.]</ref> which lead to WCT ousting Naught and two others who had sided with Naught from the group.

===The WCT===
[[File:SeanWalker.png|thumb|200px|The WCT IRL]]

{{Main|The WCT}}

'''Sean Walker''', also known as '''The WCT''', and primarily known in the context of the Watchmen as '''Conner''' or '''neko''', was the third and last leader of the Watchmen, taking over after a conflict with Naught. He archived calls involving Chris and occasionally gave interviews to observers. In November 2020, Chris took an interest in mass shooter [[Randy Stair]], whose belief system regarding cartoons and alternative universes bears more than a passing relationship with Chris's, after watching a YouTube documentary on Stair produced by Sean.<ref>[[Randy Stair discussion]]</ref> In February 2021, Sean attempted to become the fourth person behind the role of [[Lainchu]] but Chris rejected his attempt. In June 2021, Naught doxed Sean for declining to share his [[Kiwi Farms]] account after Naught had been banned from the site;<ref name=naughtedit></ref> Sean responded by convincing Chris to leave the Watchmen's then-current Discord server [[The Place]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking Chris to leave The Place]]</ref> Sean then founded [[Watchmen#The Knights of CWC|The Knights of CWC]], a Watchmen splinter Discord server, where eventually in July 2021 Chris invited [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. Prior to Chris's arrest for incest, Sean reached out to Bella again asking for her side of the story, who was able to manipulate Sean into attempting to shift blame from Isabella to the [[Suitress]].

===Kyle===
{{main|Kyle}}
[[File:Kylechu sonichu.jpg|Kyle in [[TSSSF]] form.|thumb|left|200px]]
An admin in The Place Discord server, '''Kyle''', also known as '''Nova'''<ref>[[:File:ThePlace1stLayer2Feb21-Piezoelectricity12.png]]</ref> and '''Spade''', was present in the [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|Google Hangout chats]]. Kyle was also the inspiration for Chris's [[:File:KylechuOC.jpg|Kylechu]] OC. Kyle has mentioned working at a suicide hotline, though he has mentioned that at least one caller had gone through with taking their own lives,<ref name=kylesuicide>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-17264</ref> something which was revealed in Discord leaks, both audio and text.

Chris had mixed feelings on Kyle. In a 26 [[June 2021]] text to [[Null]], Chris said that Kyle "talks soo damn much, boasting his smart-talk, interrogating my intentions and present mentalities. Damn, he's seriously tiring."<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris texts Null]]</ref> Kyle was one of the first people that Chris told of his plans to shock his crystals with electricity, citing a click-baity article about using the phenomenon to open up portals and believing that Kyle could help explain piezoelectricity to him. Kyle attempted to reason with Chris regarding this. When Kyle questioned Chris's findings, Chris was flustered.

===MKRNightVee===
{{Main|MKRNightVee}}
[[Image:MeghanRingo.jpg|250px|thumb|MKRNightVee IRL]]
'''Meghan K. Ringo''', also known as '''MKRNightVee''', '''CPUMagentaHeart''' and '''thepixietailartist''', and sometimes referred to as '''Maker''' by Chris, appeared in early [[2019]]. She got into contact with Chris through a friend looking up Chris's phone number for her.<ref name=cap2></ref> She presented herself to Chris as being the [[CPU]] goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]], offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/</ref> She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help.<ref>[[:File:MKR motives.png]]</ref> Chris offered her several of his possessions in his [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|Last Will and Testament]].

===The "Lainchu" role===
{{Main|Lainchu}}
[[File:LainchuT&H.jpg|thumb|left|150px]]
'''Lainchu''', also known as '''Lainchu the Chronicler''', is an OC created by Chris, whose purpose is to document Chris's activities (and unofficially, to provide Christorians with first hand information), based on the protagonist of the [[anime]], ''[[Wikipedia:Serial Experiments Lain|Serial Experiments Lain]]'', in which a teenage girl finds herself engaging with a virtual world network, reminiscent of the [[internet]].

When discussed with Chris, Lainchu was typically treated as a separate entity from other people present in Watchmen servers.

===Minor Watchmen===
{{Main|Minor Watchmen Members}}

The group consisted of many additional people, some of whom played a role in the Watchmen Saga.

===Untrusted Guests===
{{See also|Jacob Sockness|Praetor|Isabella Loretta Janke|The Suitress}}
[[File:Discussioneverfree2.png|thumb|200px|[[The WCT]] discusses in the Second Layer about allowing [[Bella]] into the [[Knights of CWC]] server.]]
The Watchmen hosted various untrusted guests such as [[Jacob Sockness]], [[Praetor]], [[the Suitress]], and [[Bella]] in their Discord servers, assigning them to the First Layer of channels which Chris and themselves could view, and blocking them from viewing the Second Layer, where the Watchmen could discuss them in private.

Sockness and Praetor were untrusted guests in [[The Place]], and Bella and [[the Suitress]] were untrusted guests in [[Knights of CWC]].

==Behavior==

===Toxic trio===

The "toxic trio" is Chris's term for former members [[Naught]], [[Kyle]], and [[MKRNightVee]].<ref>[[MKR DMs#On Chris leaving The Place]]</ref>

===Infighting===
The Watchmen group was prone to infighting.

On 28 [[June 2021]], in the wake of more infighting between [[Naught]] and [[The WCT]], which stemmed from Naught posting The WCT's dox for declining to share his Kiwi Farms account,<ref name=naughtedit></ref> the former Watchmen member [[Minor Watchmen Members#Spunky|Spunky]] wrote an account on the website lolcow.org alleging that Naught had used her Kiwi Farms account for his own purposes and that she was consistently belittled by both Naught and [[MKR]] in their server.<ref>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-16378 (archive: https://archive.ph/sHJsm)</ref>

===Rationalizations for Enabling===

Some Watchmen have come to rationalize why they enable Chris.

In a 9 March 2021 Discord Chat; MKR, Kyle, and an unknown Watchman were discussing that they needed to enable Chris with his delusions for his own safety, as they believed that "he wouldn't last long".<ref>[[March 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref>

==Interactions with others==
===Midnight Moonflower===
{{See also|Midnight Moonflower Discord chats}}
[[Midnight Moonflower]] is a former friend of Chris who met him at a [[BronyCon]]. The Watchmen raided her Discord server to intimidate its members over Chris being a member of the server.<ref>[[Midnight Moonflower Discord chats#Watchmen Raid]]</ref><ref>[[Midnight Moonflower Discord chats#Watchmen Raid, Part 2]]</ref>

===Joseph Draft===
Joseph Draft planned a documentary project titled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]''. He made arrangements and filmed footage with Chris before the documentary was cancelled. According to [[Naught]], Draft destroyed the drive with the footage over stress from [[Megan]] changing her mind about being included and other YouTubers trying to monetize it,<ref>[[Undated Discord leaks#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> and that Naught had "a 4 hour conversation" with Draft in which he got him "to face dox himself once he destroyed his drive with chris vs the internet."<ref>[[Naught#History]]</ref>

===Ben Saint===
[[Ben Saint]] is an enabler who exploited Chris's infamy to boost his own webcomic series by inserting Chris's [[Night Star]] [[OC]], which led to conflict with Chris.

On 23 [[September 2019]], Watchmen members raided a Twitch stream of Ben's to call him out.<ref>https://www.twitch.tv/saintcomix/video/485302712?filter=highlights&sort=time</ref>

===Praetor===
[[Praetor]] is a group of enablers appearing in the fall of [[2020]] who produced and sold Sonichu-themed products with Chris's permission on [[Etsy]] and gave him a portion of the profits in exchange.

In [[February 2021]], Chris wanted to borrow Praetor's [[taser]] in order to tase his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]], believing this would open an interdimensional portal and bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[Naught DMs#Chris wants to activate the Merge by playing with taser]]</ref> The Watchmen objected to this plan, to which Praetor member [[Caden]] claimed they would supervise Chris and that he would not be at risk.<ref>[[Thinking with Portals#Praetor and the Taser]]</ref>

Talks between the two groups quickly disintegrated.<ref>[[The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations]]</ref> Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[MKR]] took to spreading rumors about Praetor, each using out-of-context snippets from the discussions.

Naught made a [[Kiwi Farms]] post in which he posted a clip from the [[Taser Discussion]] voice chat.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-8#post-8301396 Archive (https://archive.fo/YVFf8)</ref> In the clip, Watchmen member [[Val]] states, "Can you put, 'Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for lulz'." Chris then responds, "I'll do it," to which Val bursts out laughing. [[Praetor]] member Caden then objects, saying, "Look, are you sure- There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about ''why'' it's a bad idea."

In Naught's Kiwi Farms post, he alleged that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed", omitting that Watchmen member Val had brought up the subject and that Caden had objected.

MKR posted on Twitter to spread a rumor that Praetor wanted to get Chris to use a stun gun on himself. She gave no proof of the allegation, instead posting an out-of-context screenshot<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1358939937463169024 (archive: https://archive.ph/PYMQh)</ref> from Watchmen-Praetor talks.<ref>[[The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations#8 February 2021, part 2]]</ref>

The Christuber [[GiBi]] believed the Watchmen's spin, creating a video in which he erroneously attributed the members in Naught's clip to Praetor - including the Watchmen Val - as well as reading from MKR's tweet.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4HfueLWzjY&lc=Ugz1EEI4ON6dhsYi1gN4AaABAg</ref> Chris viewed the video and claimed the taser to have been his own idea, defending Praetor.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan is Convinced to Taser Himself]]</ref>

Later, Chris criticized [[The Place]] members for their aggressive behavior, though Watchmen members Kyle and MKR immediately resumed hostile remarks towards Praetor, leaving Chris disappointed.<ref>[[The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations#13 February 2021]]</ref>

===Bella===

The WCT hosted the [[Regarding Chris]] chats, where he and a few minor Watchmen had interviewed [[Bella]] in order to get an understanding of the Incest Call leaks.

==Discord==

The Watchmen's primary platform for reaching out to Chris and people that they suspected as being weens was Discord.

===Server Structure===
{{Incomplete|Info on structure of other servers}}

[[File:Watchmen Discord The Place.png|thumb|150px|Watchmen server [[The Place]]. Second layer channels are visible in this image under "2nd Layer".]]
[[File:Watchmen Discord The Knights of CWC.png|thumb|150px|Watchmen server [[The Knights of CWC]]. Second layer channels are visible in this image under "Private".]]

Both The Place and The Knights of CWC Discord servers were structured to have two layers of channels. The Watchmen assigned roles to server members to allow them to view certain layers.

The '''First Layer''' included a General channel for Chris to chat in. Chris and the Watchmen's Untrusted Guests could view and post only in the First Layer.

The '''Second Layer''' included a channel for discussion of Chris. The layer was hidden from Chris and Untrusted Guests to enable the Watchmen to hold discussions.

===Discord servers===
Below are a list of several of the Discord Servers that were created for the iniative of the Watchmen.

====Arbitarch CWC Alliance====
This was from before the Watchmen had fully come out to the public. The server was eventually shut down.

====The Place====
[[File:Watchmen Discord The Place.png|thumb|200px|The Place server.]]

The Place is the server Chris was in from approximately [[September 2019]]{{refn|group="note"|The Place server may predate September 2019 as it had been reset during that month.<ref>[[:File:The Place reset.png]]</ref>}}-[[June 2021]]. In [[August 2020]], the Watchmen announced the presence of the group publicly via the [[:Category:2020 Discord leaks|2020 Discord leaks]]. It was during this time the Watchmen name was adopted to describe the group.

Signs of the group collapsing began appearing around late [[June 2021]]. Earlier in the month, The WCT had been doxed on [[Kiwi Farms]] by an account named Nightmare, and signs pointed to fellow Watchman and group leader Naught as the person behind the account.<ref name=naughtthread>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/anameisaname-bismuth-anon-llc-naught-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-nightmare-tardwarsllc-heart-cpu-bismuth-heart.724/ (archive: https://archive.fo/G30td)</ref> When The WCT confronted Naught in a voice chat during the group’s movie night on 21 June, Naught denied the allegation, then threatened to further dox The WCT in an attempt to silence him. Kyle and MKRNightVee took Bismuth’s side in the dispute.<ref>[[June 2021 Watchmen calls]]</ref>

On 25 June, The WCT informed Chris about the infighting. He showed Chris screenshots of Nightmare's Kiwi Farms posts and the voice chat in which he had confronted the group over Naught being Nightmare. According to The WCT, Chris gradually processed the information, in particular picking up on red flags from Bismuth in the chat - noticing his defensiveness and hostility towards The WCT. Ultimately, Chris believed The WCT's evidence and apparently cut ties with Bismuth over it.<ref name=wctinterview>[[Watchmen#Interview]]</ref> A leaked voice clip of Chris saying “Fuck Bismuth!”<ref>[[June 2021 Watchmen calls]] ([https://www.lolcow.org/data/audio/7/7468-370ce5544aee794a8de75b3181dd6c0f.mp3 Clip form, hosted at lolcow.org])</ref> (a pseudonym of Naught's) was posted to a Lolcow.org thread made about Naught the following day.<ref name=naughtthread></ref>

Kyle banned The WCT from the Watchmen's [[Discord]] server. In response, Chris then decided to leave their server. As The WCT explained, "he saw my banning as a signal to him that my suspicions about Bismuth and the others were correct." The [[Praetor]] group, who had also been in the server, left it as well following Chris's departure.<ref name=wctinterview></ref>

On 29 June, MKRNightVee made multiple tweets that suggested Chris had cut communications with her. She tagged Chris’s Twitter and posted, “Your obviously good at using people and then moving on to the next. Have fun getting fucked over by WCT and [[Praetor]].”<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410076709148266498 (archive: https://archive.fo/zb0wM)</ref> She then followed up with accusations against The WCT, believing him to be messing with Chris and having sinister motives.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref>

====The Knights of CWC====
[[File:Watchmen Discord The Knights of CWC.png|thumb|200px|left|The Knights of CWC server.]]

'''The Knights of CWC''' was the server Chris was in from 25 June 2021<ref>[[:File:Knights of CWC join.png]]</ref> until his August 2021 arrest for incest. It was founded by [[The WCT]] following his fallout with [[Naught]], Kyle and MKR over Naught's doxing of WCT leading to bad blood between them. WCT was unsure of calling his group by the Watchmen moniker. He also stated he wanted the group be kept secret as the earlier iteration of the Watchmen once had been.<ref>[[:File:WCT on Knights of CWC server.png]]</ref> He modeled the structure of the Knights server after The Place.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The Suitress enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref>

Notable were disagreements between the two groups on how best to handle [[enablers]] and [[weens]]. The Knights aimed to take a less aggressive approach,<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> planning only to intervene in cases of malicious intentions.<ref name=intentions>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Intentions]]</ref> such as [[Jacob Sockness]]'s plot to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] in disguise to meet with Chris.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Countering Sockness]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Chris introduced [[Bella]] to the group. As she had not demonstrated malicious intentions to them, The WCT said, "as long as your intentions are good, you'll be fine."<ref name=intentions></ref> According to [[The Fool]], a longtime but now-banned [[Kiwi Farms]] user and minor member of both The Place and The Knights:

{{quoteboxyellow|Neither naught or WCT were friends with bella, bella was in her own little white knight group controlling chris. WCT tried to be friendly with her so he could keep a short leash on her, bella was very defensive about it. WCT said naught actively tried to push bella away which might be why bella was defensive about WCT trying to interact with her, but that's just from what WCT said, I didn't witness anything the Watchmen ever did myself.

both naught and WCT knew bella was a ween but they couldn't get chris to not interact with her, or the [[praetor]] crew in general for that matter. naught tried to outright demonize them while WCT tried to pretend to be friendly with them to facilitate open communication so they could know exactly what praetor was planning next. Neither plan worked, but, it's Chris, what can you do.<ref name=foolpraetor>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27908 and https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27912</ref>}}

====Regarding Chris====
{{Main|Regarding Chris chats}}
'''Regarding Chris''' was a group chat created by [[The WCT]] with some of the other Watchmen members from The Knights of CWC server on 30 July 2021. Its purpose was to question [[Bella]] about her role in the [[Incest Call]] leak, since she had been named by [[Null]] as a person involved. However, the move backfired as during the chat, Bella made claims that were later deemed disinformation by observers, such as framing the [[Suitress]] for being the voice in the call{{refn|group="note"|Noted by observers that Bella's voice matches the voice in the call<ref>{{Cite farms|title=<nowiki>[THREAD RETIRED]</nowiki> Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people|thread=96787|post=9632321}}</ref>}} and alleging her [[fabricated BDSM texts]] to be legitimate and goading WCT to disseminating the material and naming the Suitress as his source.

The full chat was later leaked.<ref name=regarding>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms]</ref>

==See also==
*[[CWCProtectSquad]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]
*[[The Miscreants]] - Essentially the inverse of the Watchmen
*[[Nightvee & the Warriors For Andromeda]], a [[TSSSF]] pack featuring some Watchmen
*[[Watchmen Leaks]]

==Notes==
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==References==
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{{WatchmenSaga}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

The Captain

2022-07-19T07:04:01Z

A Gay Retard: /* J-chu */

{{incomplete|Information on the Captain's role as a Guard Dog|Information regarding interactions with Chris}}
{{TTSTwitter}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = The Captain
|aliases = J-chu
|gender = Male
|image = The Captain.jpg
|saga = {{saga|guarddog|cn}}
}}

'''The Captain''' was an advisor and middleman for Chris following from some of the events that followed from Chris's influence from the [[Idea Guys]]. For quite some time, he had documented what was happening with Chris behind the scenes to the [[Kiwi Farms]].

Being one of three members in a group called "The Guard Dogs", a group created to protect Chris from potential trolls and enablers, The Captain had also played a significant role in ending influence from the Idea Guys onto Chris.

==As a Guard Dog==

During spring 2018, The Captain, Marvin and Null stopped the [[Idea Guys]] after learning the extent of their maliciousnes activities towards Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3551625/</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3566885/</ref>

===Use of Amethyst Ring===
[[File:Ring Comic for The Captain (compressed from original).png|thumb|200px|Chris sends the [[Amnyfest Ring]] to The Captain.]]

During [[April 2018]], Chris listed the [[Amnyfest Ring]] for sale on [[Ebay]], under pressure from the [[Idea Guys]] to sell it and various other items in order to fund their monetary demands.<ref name=ComicContext>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-3675397</ref> The buyer of the ring turned out to be The Captai], and Chris drew a one-page comic to depict the transfer of his treasured [[high school]] ring over to him. Upon viewing the comic, The Captain noticed something odd about it:

{{quotebox|The first warning sign that something was "off" about this transaction was the fact that nobody was smiling in the comic. All of the Sonichus are sad that he's giving the ring away, which in itself is indicative that Chris wasn't making any of these sales of his own free will.<ref name=ComicContext></ref>}}

The Captain used the ring to turn the tables on the Idea Guys and empower the [[Guard Dogs]] to remove them from power. The Captain later sold the ring back to Chris.

Chris depicted this trading of the ring in [[Sonichu Special 5]]. The Captain shared a page of the comic on 19 August 2018.

==Other Interactions with Chris==

{{quote|If I was mentally ill, then the Captain would be too, because he has personally met Magi-Chan|Chris, inadvertently demonstrating the issue with validating his beliefs<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Accusing fan's OC of attempted assassination]]</ref>.}}

On 17 [[October 2018]], Chris's CWCSonichu account tweeted that Chris would be going to [[Megan]]'s house if he got enough donations.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Donation drive to see Megan]]</ref> The Captain consulted with Megan.

{{quote|I spoke with Megan, told her about the tweets and she said she has guns and asked me to let him know.

So that's exactly what I did. I don't want Chris shot.|The Captain<ref>{{cite farms|thread=48981|post=3873443}}</ref>}}

Shortly after, CWCSonichu tweeted that Chris would not be going to Megan's after all.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Megan's got dat stick]]</ref>

In [[November 2018]], The Captain personally intervening after learning of Chris scamming people for money and using three ill stray kittens he had adopted as a vehicle for this. Fortunately, The Captain managed to contact a local Kiwi in [[Charlottesville]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3936293/</ref> who adopted Liza, one of the three. Another is implying that Chris has [[Teen Troon Squad|IRL friends]] who offered him marijuana and acting similarly to the Idea Guys.

According to [[Marvin]], through unexplained circumstances, The Captain has ceased involvement with Chris some time between late 2018 and May 2019.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Marvin|thread=49854|post=4696009}}</ref>

===J-chu===
[[File:J-chu, TSSSF card.jpg|thumb|150px|A [[TSSSF]] card of The Captain.]]
Chris created the OC '''J-chu''' out of graditude for the Captain's efforts to protect him from trolls, depicting him as a "flying wonder". The Captain expressed disaproval of this, saying he'd "mix up a Moscow mule or two tonight, play some Soul Calibur VI (message me for my PSN if you want it) and pretend this isn't happening."<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=The Captain|thread=23605|post=3882003}}</ref>

==See also==
*[[Marvin]]
*[[Null]]

==References==
<references/>

{{GuardDogSaga}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Guard Dogs]]

The Captain

2022-07-19T07:03:09Z

A Gay Retard: /* Use of Amethyst Ring */

{{incomplete|Information on the Captain's role as a Guard Dog|Information regarding interactions with Chris}}
{{TTSTwitter}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = The Captain
|aliases = J-chu
|gender = Male
|image = The Captain.jpg
|saga = {{saga|guarddog|cn}}
}}

'''The Captain''' was an advisor and middleman for Chris following from some of the events that followed from Chris's influence from the [[Idea Guys]]. For quite some time, he had documented what was happening with Chris behind the scenes to the [[Kiwi Farms]].

Being one of three members in a group called "The Guard Dogs", a group created to protect Chris from potential trolls and enablers, The Captain had also played a significant role in ending influence from the Idea Guys onto Chris.

==As a Guard Dog==

During spring 2018, The Captain, Marvin and Null stopped the [[Idea Guys]] after learning the extent of their maliciousnes activities towards Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3551625/</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3566885/</ref>

===Use of Amethyst Ring===
[[File:Ring Comic for The Captain (compressed from original).png|thumb|200px|Chris sends the [[Amnyfest Ring]] to The Captain.]]

During [[April 2018]], Chris listed the [[Amnyfest Ring]] for sale on [[Ebay]], under pressure from the [[Idea Guys]] to sell it and various other items in order to fund their monetary demands.<ref name=ComicContext>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-3675397</ref> The buyer of the ring turned out to be The Captai], and Chris drew a one-page comic to depict the transfer of his treasured [[high school]] ring over to him. Upon viewing the comic, The Captain noticed something odd about it:

{{quotebox|The first warning sign that something was "off" about this transaction was the fact that nobody was smiling in the comic. All of the Sonichus are sad that he's giving the ring away, which in itself is indicative that Chris wasn't making any of these sales of his own free will.<ref name=ComicContext></ref>}}

The Captain used the ring to turn the tables on the Idea Guys and empower the [[Guard Dogs]] to remove them from power. The Captain later sold the ring back to Chris.

Chris depicted this trading of the ring in [[Sonichu Special 5]]. The Captain shared a page of the comic on 19 August 2018.

==Other Interactions with Chris==

{{quote|If I was mentally ill, then the Captain would be too, because he has personally met Magi-Chan|Chris, inadvertently demonstrating the issue with validating his beliefs<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Accusing fan's OC of attempted assassination]]</ref>.}}

On 17 [[October 2018]], Chris's CWCSonichu account tweeted that Chris would be going to [[Megan]]'s house if he got enough donations.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Donation drive to see Megan]]</ref> The Captain consulted with Megan.

{{quote|I spoke with Megan, told her about the tweets and she said she has guns and asked me to let him know.

So that's exactly what I did. I don't want Chris shot.|The Captain<ref>{{cite farms|thread=48981|post=3873443}}</ref>}}

Shortly after, CWCSonichu tweeted that Chris would not be going to Megan's after all.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Megan's got dat stick]]</ref>

In [[November 2018]], The Captain personally intervening after learning of Chris scamming people for money and using three ill stray kittens he had adopted as a vehicle for this. Fortunately, The Captain managed to contact a local Kiwi in [[Charlottesville]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3936293/</ref> who adopted Liza, one of the three. Another is implying that Chris has [[Teen Troon Squad|IRL friends]] who offered him marijuana and acting similarly to the Idea Guys.

According to [[Marvin]], through unexplained circumstances, The Captain has ceased involvement with Chris some time between late 2018 and May 2019.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Marvin|thread=49854|post=4696009}}</ref>

===J-chu===
[[File:J-chu, TSSSF card.jpg|thumb|150px|A [[TSSSF]] card of The Captain.]]
Chris had created the OC '''J-chu''' out of graditude for the Captain's efforts to protect him from trolls, depicting him as a "flying wonder". The Captain had expressed disaproval of this, saying he'd "mix up a Moscow mule or two tonight, play some Soul Calibur VI (message me for my PSN if you want it) and pretend this isn't happening."<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=The Captain|thread=23605|post=3882003}}</ref>

==See also==
*[[Marvin]]
*[[Null]]

==References==
<references/>

{{GuardDogSaga}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Guard Dogs]]

Jail Letter - 4 July 2022

2022-07-19T07:00:31Z

A Gay Retard: mainly piping

On 4 July 2022, Chris sent a '''fifth letter''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. [[Eels and the Egg-man]] shared most of the letter, although some segments haven't been published per Chris's request. Eels wrote a summary of the redacted portion of the letter, which Helena posted to [[Twitter]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/EelsandtheEgman/status/1546724317399986176 Tweet] ([https://archive.ph/wip/WSAx2 archive])</ref>
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==Chris's Letter==

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(1) <strike>*PLEASE DO NOT UPLOAD THIS LETTER TO THE ONLINE PUBLIC.</strike>

Hey, Helena
I am pleased and thankful for your renewed energy and inspiration. You are doing very well and better.

Firstly, I will answer your questions. The only blessings that have been best out of the [[jail]] was the quality [[meditation]] time, safety, the window from Medical cells 4 and 3, as well as my awakening, revelation, and ability to better my self and my Body in astral manifested Divine works and duties. To count the property accumulated, I am grateful to have been able to write and occasionally draw over the months, make fruit tea, Tropi-cherange (Fruit Punch, Black Cherry, and Orange) drinks, coffee, and simple water, [[Chris_and_nutrition#Jail_food|the chicken ramen noodle soups]], and Solitaire play on the (floor) Prayer Rug. The only one thing I'll miss is playing Solitaire on the Prayer Rug. Oh, and [[music]] and news on the jWin AM/FM radio.

I am going into collaborating and delegating with others in my works and efforts, yes, Mutual Teamwork is Good.

Nobody has impersonated [[Barbara]] at all. Contact with her was at a minimum at best.

[[Bella]], like the Toxic ones over the years, wanted to thrust the mislabel of "[[Pedophile]]" from herself upon I and get me in trouble with that False Witness. ''[redacted]''<ref group="note>Chris seems to use the real name of [[the Suitress]], which Eels had censored out.</ref> was 19, but she looked youthful like a [[High School]] Sophomore; she is not a [[The Suitress|suitress]], but only an innocent follower and bystan-der who fell victim, or would have fallen worse as such . . . -->}}
{{quotebox|. . . by the Fated circumstances in any of the possible outcomes from [[July 2021|last July]]/[[August 2021|August]] among all of the Timelines, counting this one. I have long unconsciously foreknown of [[Bella]]'s, [[Null]]'s and [[Sockness]]' intentions and plans from my own [''struck out''] innate [''struck out''] Body and Brain's innate and developmental [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Power]] and Abilities (Her, my Body's abilities are still being upgraded and strengthened Godly, despite the restrictions of [[1218]] Earth, and shall be Maximized to full Power and tangible Ability upon and after the completion of the [[Collective Shift]] and my Second Coming, you foreknow this as well, Helena). I have always been innately connected with all my past collective memories and insights from my Books of Immortal Life from within the Cosmos, the [[Jail_Communications#Goddess_Log|Akashic Records]], the Universe Core of [[1C-211987]] and both its 1218 and [[C-197]] halves, and so on. I had not been fully aware until recent years in intervals.
Bella had already long testified for herself through the [[incest call|"Leak" video]] and her online confession to having Faked that video's content; she has absolutely no intention to come forward in any court of law, like most of the online Toxic Fakers.

Fate and Karma are hitting [[Josh Moon]] Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or Bella would have been better kissers than Judas Isacariot.

LOL

I will contact [[Geno]] as soon as I am able to.
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{{quotebox|(2) I had explicitly request no upload posting of these letters, due to certain enlightening details that would have been even more overwhelming, as well as Spoiler Territory and it being too soon to share certain details. For example: the mass majority of 1218 Earth who have programmed their own minds with the thought of us Gods and Goddesses being "Mary Sue" or "[[Gary Stu]]" Perfect are not as easily ready and open for accepting I or [[Emanuel]], in the least, as well as the other Gods and Goddesses as Flawed and Not Perfect, [struck out][struck out' despite gaming and anime chroniclings actually being rather on-the-nose and point on our flaws.

''[redacted]''}}
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{{quotebox|Anyway, that's all I have to share for the present time.

Keep aware and open for the continuing Shifts, Events, Significant Happenings, and literal Portal Openings, and seeing your own [[Pickchu]], [[Jeffery]], and your partner [[Magi-Chan]] in person in full tangibility, among others, locally, in [''struck out''][''struck out''] where you reside.

And please let me know what you've found in the Growing Up to Lead You" comic making and what I've shared with you in meditation and insight.

Be Safe and Well with Love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.}}

==Eels's summary and tweets==

Helena eventually posted a revised summary that Eels had written up on 12 July 2022.<ref>[https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1546888127276584960/photo/1 Tweet]</ref> Highlights include:

*Chris apparently believes [[Jacob Sockness]] is dead, referring to him as the "late jacob sockness".
*Chris describes how the events of summer 2021 unfolded in alternate timelines. In one timeline he goes to [[Everfree Northwest]] and a "sad end" awaits Barb while she is at home alone.
*Barb has been going through "trials and tribulations" of some kind. Chris asks Helena to check Barb's aura.
*Chris has "new connections" helping him [[Chris_and_money|financially]], possibly [[Praetor]] or someone else.
*An agreement was allegedly reached on 9 June 2022 which will permit Chris to return to [[14 Branchland Court]] upon his release. It is unclear if Barb will be living there with him, but everything will not be "like it was before" between the two of them.
*Barb allegedly did things which Eels considers "VERY VERY VERY bad", but she has apparently already suffered consequences for her actions. Eels states that he may need to break Chris's confidence and reveal the contents of the letter if there is anything "legally damning" there, but he is unsure if the deeds mentioned in the letter cross that threshold.

Eels later clarified in a tweet that he does not believe the actions Barb is accused of were "explicitly illegal", only that they were "very sussy":<ref>[https://twitter.com/EelsandtheEgman/status/1547430569062961160 Tweet]</ref>

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while i cant elaborate on what was said, there was more to chris' last letter. Nothing explicitly illegal or ongoing crimes were admitted to some im ok keeping the letter under wraps for now i guess. but there was some very sussy things (although resolved now) that were discusd}}

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OfficialCWCmart Jail Art

2022-07-19T06:42:49Z

A Gay Retard:

[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|thumb|300px|A letter that Praetor had sent to a paying customer.]]
Chris has collaborated with [[Praetor]], even while he has been [[jail|incarcerated]]. Chris granted them permission to sell artwork that he has created during his stay and mailed to them. This page will showcase these drawings, as well as the descriptions for them that Praetor had given on their Etsy page. Some are dated 6 [[May 2022]]. Others appear to be dated prior to Chris's [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|transfer]].

Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on their Etsy profile will be represented in maroon.

==Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.

This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of country jail scrap paper.}}

==The Universe's Core==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.

Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.

This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.}}

==Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.

The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "[[BILLY MAYS|Hi! Rosey Rosechu here]]. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"

The drawing is framed and autographed.}}

==Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.

This pen-on-paper masterpiece features Sonichu doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.

This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.}}

==Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble.

We were told to say this.

This piece is framed and autographed.}}

==You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine.

You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It:
"Resting a hand on a Chaos Rainbow, Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe 1C-211987. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand."

Well said.}}

==Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta.

This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter.

Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away:
"Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."

The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.}}

==Wild and Punchy in Flight==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter.

Wild and Punchy in Flight:
"Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground."

It should be a felony in Virginia not to own this beautiful piece.}}

==Flashzap==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter.

Flashzap:
"Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic [[Peanuts]] Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. [[Obesity|You would think the floor is moving]] the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"'

It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.}}

==A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter.

A Prayer of [[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]]:
"A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987}}

==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004:
"This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a [[Nudes|clothing optional]] society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a Smurf village."}}

==How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You:
"A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."}}

==The Sonichu Temple's Relocation==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation:

"Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."}}

==Val Sonichu's Coffee Break==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu.

Val Sonichu's Coffee Break:
"A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."}}

==An Atlantic Dip==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a [[HippoOnYourHead|hippo on her head]] after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."}}

==Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."}}

==Prideful Interview With God==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work.

Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."}}

==Sun of Righteousness==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."}}

==A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."}}

==An Atlantic Sloop==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.}}

==Neo Holy Sigils for Self Love and Spirituality==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided.

Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.}}

==Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."}}

==COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."}}

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Jail Letter - 14 July 2022

2022-07-19T06:37:45Z

A Gay Retard:

On 14 July 2022, Chris sent a '''fiftheen letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. Kenneth chose to conceal the contents of most of the letter. In an [[Onion Farms]] post, he describes plans for him and [[Helena Fiorenza]] to help Chris build a "Sonichu Base", possibly a website for Sonichu-related merchandise.

==Kengle's Post==

{{quoteboxonion|I have been in contact with Helena for several months and she is on board with the idea of a Sonichu base. I also contacted Chris about this and she is on board with this also. I am only releasing a small bit of the letter for now. I am collaborating with others about this but for now I would like to keep the details under wraps.}}

==Snippets of Letter==

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Hey, Kenneth.

I am on board for the idea of the fan and support website.}}

{{quotebox|Helena Fiorenza}}

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Jail Letter - 27 June 2022

2022-07-13T03:04:33Z

A Gay Retard:

On 27 June 2022, Chris sent a '''fifth letter''' from jail to Twitter user [[Eels and the Eggman]]. In this brief letter, Chris claims that [[David Heilberg]] confirmed he will be transferred back to [[14 Branchland Court]] under "valid terms" after his sentence is finished, suggesting that he may be placed under probation after being released. He alleges that he had very little attraction to [[Bella]], and that she will not be facing legal action for any supposed crime.

In the letter Chris also states that police never questioned [[Barb]] due to her [[Barbara_Chandler#Mental|mental defects]] and made a [[random-access humor|random-access pun]], ''[[Commodore]] / Come adore''.

==Eels' Letter==

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Hey Chris,

Glad to hear from you glad we cleared the air and made peace with one another. It sounds like things are going better for you. Sorry for all the letters but I felt it was important to quell any rumors and misinformation spreading online regarding you and your situation. There are some ridiculous rumors that have spread online following your arrest. Even now the trolls, fakers and haters continue to be convinced that you are panna release the contents of your address which I find preposterous as you mentioned several times you aren't going to do that. I think that it might be a kinda "conspiracy" they are pushing to deter people from writing to you, or just a kind of "chomping at the bit" because they seek to attack the people who wrote to you, who knows.

I apologize for my belated response, I have been dealing with a crisis at my new job. Or I'd have sent this letter by now. As per your request the recent letter and script supervision letter has NOT been shared anywhere online by me or helena per your instructions. [[Helena]] is really to working on [[sonichu]] content for you and I've even pitched a few ideas to her (I'm something of a writer, but lack any drawing abilities) . I'd come up with a few sonichu fan characters since the merge started. One of which I pitched you already, sort of. But some characters IVe thought of are:

Sickles: A fusion of knuckles and Scizor (sythers evolved form) but his name resembling sickle was obviously a connection to "hammer and sickle" ie communism. His origin became obvious to me that he was a laboratory grown soldier created when the soviet union spliced the DNA of knuckles and a scizor together. But much like his predecessor knuckles he would go and become a good guy after a long cryogenic freeze. Possibly one of pickchus bodyguards. He's a steel fighting type. he's a rival or frenimy to punchy?

Electrotor: A mashup of electabuzz and Rotor the walrus from Sonic:SatAm. A tech genius who combines his technical prowess with his natural electrical powers. He's a thunder ice

Sallychu: (don't mad here me out) not a replacement for rosechu (she can never be replaced) but a new character unrelated to rosechu a mash up of Sally acorn and one of the alonian variant pikachus/raichus she's a twitch streamer and intemet personality and favorite entertainer the self proclaimed •queen of cwcville- (not literally, just a "stage name" "fake title" she throws around) is considered very attractive and has lots of subscribers Of her She's a ground thunder type

Jeff the Kunai:
A ninja sonichu who can tum invisible and tum into smoke one of pickchus bcxiy guards and an expert with throwing projectiles. He's a fire electric type

Rabgar:
A fusion of bunny rabbot and gengar, she has ghost powers rather than powers. She was turned half ghost like Danny phantom. She's a ghost normal type}}

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Vaporas:
Her name is a pun on she's a mashup of vaporion and perfect chaos the leader of an underwater city of Atlantis sometimes a friend of humanity sometimes an enemy hates pollution and when endangered sea life is hunted and will attack the surface world when she fears sea life is threatened. She's a water dragon

Not sure what to do with these character concepts yet Helena liked a few of um but figured I'd ask for your input. I have to conscious of characters created with the merge based on what youve been saying. I really don't have many questions other than these.

1.) You mentioned that you're going home to the sonichu temple soon. Why do you think/know that? It sounds like with all the continuances the trial hasn't "started" yet so isn't it technically too early to say?

2.) Were you attracted to Bella? A Lot of people found her very attractive (until the foot fungus and weird poop things about her came out) did you ever see you and Bella as bring more than friends i.e. a potential [[sweetheart]] or was she just a "middleman" between you and [the Suitress].

3.) With the trial approaching and your confidence it will all end favorable for you I gotta ask is Bella being called in? Is she gonna have to answer on the stand in your trial for what she did? Are null, barb and Dillon gonna get called to the stand?

4.) You mentioned in a previous letter that Barb was never questioned by the police or they believed something she said that wasnt true or something like that. Can you elaborate? I thought everything between you and barb was cool? Did she perceive it as more or lie to mess with you? Maybe Bella got to her too?

5.) What exactly was your relationship with bella? You met through pradetor but what exactly did you guys talk about? A wild rumor states that Bella was trying to "brainwash" into getting into "degenerate" fetishes and that the leak It seemed like she was leading you on to try to make yo call factored in? Was Bella trying to "get you into" any of

6.) I know this has already been answered and I'm sorry I have to ask AGAIN but the way to fight the toxic ones is the truth. You mentioned in your previous letter that "the innocent ones will not be doxed" people on the [[kiwi farms]] have interpreted this as you will dox anyone who wrote you troll letters, or letters trying to mess with you. I don't believe that for a second that you'd dox anyone even trolls but some people can be really really dense maybe you can spell out for these dumb trolls what I already know I know you're not gonna do any of the trolls but maybe you can weigh in on this so we can finally put this b.s. rumor to bed? Honestly those toxic trolls and haters will have more than enough to deal with now that they're stuck on this dying ball of rock unable to shift over as the dimensions have locked them where they are.}}

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Anywho lemme know what's up. I hate when unsubstantiated rumors spread and rear their ugly heads. Hopefully if the trolls have their fabricated rumors debunked they'll calm down and stop trying to control the narrative with their lies. Hope all is well and forward to your eventual
video back at the sonichu temple.

Sincerely your friend
<CENSORED> "Eelz" <CENSORED>

I do have writing talent if there's anything you want me to try and write for you like a character's backstory, or sonichu spinoffs, or dialogue for a comic lemme know. I'd be happy to assist in any way I can :)}}

==Chris's Response==

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06272022

Hey, <CENSORED>

This'll be a short letter in response to your just-received letter.

NOBODY'S ADDRESSES OR NAMES WILL EVER BE REVEALED PUBLICALLY, NOR DOXXED AT ALL.

Your OCs are okay.

I was never attracted to Bella, period, other than to be Just Friends until after her confirmed [[Chris and English|betrayl]]. Bella's never gonna be cuffed in. The talked topics were simply on light and brain-bending topics with some checkers and chess. Bella and Barbara had never talked at all. She never attempted to sway me to deviating fetishes at all.

Heilberg had confirmed my return home on valid terms. Plus, my return/Second Coming had been fortold LONG Ago with the scriptures.

Barbara was never questioned due to her age and falling mentality.

That's all for now. Be safe and well.

''Mrs. Jesus Christine Chan Sonichu.''

Commodore Come Adore}}

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List of Love Quest candidates

2022-07-12T06:28:35Z

A Gay Retard: /* The Women and Men in Chris's Life */

{{quote|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had a good number of women friends in my lifetime. They cared and respected me; they were ALL honest and good to me. Most of what my Trolls say when they DARE to drag their names through the mud with mine are Lies or Exaggerations. I am here to set the records straight.|Chris on his past gal-pals and sweethearts.}}

For less than two decades, Chris was desperate to lose his moniker of "[[Virgin with rage]]". While most ladies swoon with his to-the-point sign, and often times innappropriate advances on them, others threw themeslves at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he was. In the latter scenario, Chris was ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life.

This article '''lists''' all of the women and men that Chris had seen as potential candiates to finally completing his search for a sweetheart.

==Key==

Every entry listed in this article is split into 3 separate categories:


#'''Sweethearts-to-be''' - Candidates that Chris had seen as potential sweethearts that weren't troll personas, most of which had shown no affection back towards him.
#'''Catfishers''' - Personas that were created by trolls, pretending to persue a relationship with Chris
#'''Fabricated''' - Lovers that Chris had made up.

==The Women and Men in Chris's Life==

===[[Sarah Hammer]]===
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Sarah was the first person that Chris tried to bond with, as well as Chris' first manipulator, even before [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Once a [[gal-pal]] of his, '''Sarah Hammer''' was a childhood "friend" of Chris who tricked him into crawling into a tight, dark, cobweb infested space, and tried to convince him to put a honeysuckle in his mouth. Her relationship with another lover was also part of the reason as to why Chris began his [[Love Quest]]. When [[Wes Iseli]] started dating her, Chris felt there was a romantic rivalry between the two of them, even though Sarah had little concern about Chris at the time. Wes, enviously, barely even knew Chris. His pursuit of Sarah came to an end when she got married (Chris was not invited to the wedding) and he found [[Megan Schroeder|another girl to crush over]].

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===[[Laura Beth Dorazio|Laura]]===
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During his sophomore year, Chris began pursuing '''Laura Dorazio''', a cheerleader. Laura was Chris's first major [[high school]] crush. Despite being told that she merely saw him as a "friend", Chris's infatuation would continue even after graduation high school; he habitually pored over old yearbooks with pictures of her. In several ways, his feelings towards her foreshadowed behaviors he'd show with many of the candidates that appear later on this list. Chris appeared to have taken no for an answer, but still obsessed over her, mentioning her in several future videos and comics.

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===[[Kellie Andes|Kellie]]===
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'''Kellie Andes''' was another high school crush of Chris's starting in his sophomore year, being Chris's lab partner in his chemistry class. Chris considers her to be his "High School Sweetheart", and believed that he had a shot with her, but blew it as a result of [[Naive|naïveté]] or general inattentiveness with proposing to her. Unlike most other high school gal-pals, Chris was able to continue contact with Kellie for an entire year after graduating. The stories as to what came of this are highly conflicting, but Chris would attempt to call her weekly in vain. Despite Chris's belief that he had a "shot" with her, he stood no chance whatsoever. Kellie had already been happily married to a [[JERK|firefighter]] with two children. Kellie cut off all ties from Chris as soon as she discovered the video where Chris [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|simulates licking Jackie's vagina]].

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===[[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]===
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'''Tiffany Gowen''' was yet another High School gal-pal that Chris developed feelings for. Compared to other high-school gal pals, Tiffany has shown the most compassion towards Chris. Chris sat at her lunch table everyday and she attended his [[My_big_18th_party|18th birthday party]]. After learning that Chris brought his [[Barb|mom]] to prom as his date, Tiffany asked Chris to dance out of pity, as well as being the only student to console him during his graduation. All of this kindness directed towards him made Chris consider Tiffany to be a potential sweetheart. Like most of his other gal pals at the time, communication between the two ended after high school. Despite this, Chris was still convinced that were they to meet again he would have a shot. Chris expands on these fantasies in "[[The High School Story]]" about the prom dance with genderswapped counterparts of Tiffany and himself, which is followed by the cross gendered Tiffany proposing marriage. Efforts by Chris to track down Tiffany had intensified by 2013, up until the troll [[Thetan]] had impersonated several high-school gal-pals and convinced him that there were no mutual feelings between the two of them.

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===[[Anna McLerran|Anna]]===
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'''Anna McLerran''' was an employee of the PacSun at Fashion Square Mall.

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===[[Hanna]]===
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Hanna was one of the first incidents of Chris being lured in by a fake sweetheart as well the first woman Chris had ever dated. A Starbucks employee at the Fashion Square Mall, Chris's interactions with '''Hanna "Fandanna"''' predate even the incident in which the Man In the Pickle Suit stole Emily. Initially keeping Hanna's identity anonymous, Chris detailed his encounter with her in one of his [[MySpace]] posts. An acquaintance of [[Anna McLerran]], Hanna had asked Chris out on a date. After the date, Anna told Chris that Hanna was messing with him, to which Hanna would admit, dropping Chris's [[Heart Level]] down to 15%; this was a severe tumble from its recent gains from 20% to 100%. Chris claimed in a chat with [[Vivian Gee]] that he had let out a big "NO" while on his knees, which would prompt [[jerkops|mall officers]] to temporarily kick him out of the [[mall]].

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===[[Lindsay]]===
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'''Lindsay Kaye''' was a woman that Chris had met on [[MySpace]] who, like Chris, had attended [[PVCC]]. She was rather friendly to Chris and was open with him about her personal life, making Chris believe he actually had a chance with her. Chris would try to meet with Lindsay multiple times but due to her actually having a life, she was unable (or unwilling) to show up. Chris would eventually give up after six weeks of pursuing her and continue his love quest elsewhere.

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===[[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]===
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'''Megan Schroeder''' is possibly the epitome of the term "sweetheart". The “love story” began between her and Chris around [[2004]], when Chris met her at the [[GAMe PLACe]]. Both being into card games, the two naturally formed a sort of friendship. Megan would ask Chris to [[ebay|buy several things]] for her in emails, to which Chris would happily oblige. Chris took an interest fandoms that Megan was into, such as [[My Little Pony]] and [[anime]]. All seemed well even amidst Megan's discomfort and constantly reminding Chris to keep his hands off of her. Things would take a turn for the worse in late [[2005]] to [[2006]] when he grew more obsessed with Megan, [[Sailor Megtune|putting her in his comics]] and making inappropriate advances on her. Both of these things greatly upset Megan, which lead to Chris reconning her from the comic. Things would come crashing down one summer day in 2007, when some [[Manajerk|moderators]] on the [[PlayStation]] website decided to play [[Kick the Autistic]] and cheat Chris out of [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|a contest]] in which he had hoped would tie the knot with her once and for all. Chris's anger at his loss, wishing harm on the 1st place winner's family, combined with [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|certain other actions]], somehow drove Megan away, as well as any chance at winning back her heart.

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===[[Lori Lopez|Lori]]===
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[[Joshua Martinez]] roleplayed as a Latin American/Spanish girl, '''Lori Lopez''', who Chris met through [[MySpace]], in November 2007, making her (him) the first person to catfish Chris online. Not much is known about Chris's relationship with Lori during their short time together. Joshua attempted to catfish Chris again with the persona [[Vanessa Hudgens]].

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===[[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]===
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A girl Chris met online around [[August 2008]]. She was the first to introduce a character for the [[Sonichu comics]]. Things went swimmingly between the two until Chris began having suspicions about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his [[medallion|medallions]], Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.)

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===[[Sarah Jackson]]===
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'''Sarah Jackson''' met Chris after her sister Rose, who is autistic, had discovered his [[Sonichu comics]]. She met Chris around the same time he was pursuing a relationship with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by [[Optimus Prime|a truck hitting her]].

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===[[Jessie Ruddy|Jessie]]===
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'''Jessica "Jessie" Ruddy''' was a troll gal-pal created in [[September 2008]], who Chris had met in a chat. Very little is actually known about Jessie, or the troll behind her, outside of her alleged interactions with Chris which have been shared in a [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|talk page]] on this website.

Jessie was later mentioned in a video which was directed towards [[Ivy]], which showcased some of Chris's past sweethearts. In the description of that video, she is listed as "Woman #3" among a list of 5 women he's previously considered his "sweetheart".

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===[[Chloe]]===
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When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named '''Chloe''', whom he claimed to have met at a [[GameStop]]. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again. Some believe that "Chloe" is actually a codename for PandaHalo.

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===[[PandaHalo]]===
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A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on '''Sarah "PandaHalo" Cassandra'''. Panda discovered just how desperate Chris was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by [[Clyde Cash]] and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it.

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===[[Caitlin]]===
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'''Caitlin''' was a seemingly [[boyfriend-free]] waitress from [[Golden Corral]] that Chris had a crush on. Chris mentioned an encounter with her to [[PandaHalo]] in a message. In this encounter, Caitlin commented on a [[Family Guy]] episode that he was watching on his [[PSP]], which led Chris to believe that she was interested in him. Chris would then write on a napkin a link to his [[Sonichu.net|Sonichu website]] in hopes that they would be friends soon after.

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===[[Julie]]===
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Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing '''Julie Milvana'''. To please Julie, Chris performed number of sex acts and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|recorded them]]. One of these moments was [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by Bob Chandler]]. In late February, Julie's brother [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]] held her against her will. Chris mounted a daring rescue, [[Ohio trip|driving all the way to Ohio]] to rescue her only to arrive at a fake address. Max put Chris through the wringer, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl while taunting him before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the [[BlueSpike|same person]], portrayed by 13 year old boy with too much free time.

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===[[Emily]]===
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'''Emily Schifflet''' was Chris's [[Emily#Chris's first date|first real date]], and one of the very few gal-pals Chris ever had the privilege of dating. Sadly, their time together was cut short when a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Man in a Pickle Suit]] scared her away during the date. Emily was soon the mastermind behind several other trolling schemes, such as [[Sign Destruction Video|placing a sign on lawn]] and taking the role as his troll some gal-pal [[Kim Wilson]]

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===[[Ivy]]===
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Another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing '''Ivy O'Neil''' not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process as well as multiple creepy videos, a video of him drinking his own [[navy|semen]], and an entire album of songs about her. While he was with Ivy, he also proceeded to cheat on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which would ultimately end their relationship.

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===[[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]]===
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'''S'''he '''H'''as '''E'''xganged '''S'''everal '''A'''IM [[Joshua Martinez|'''M'''essages '''A'''nd '''N'''udie]] woman pics with Chris on [[Facebook]]. This relationship truly highlighted how [[Naive]] Chris was and how willing he was to cheat on his sweetheart to get some [[China]]. Aside from this, she's been much too preoccupied with her [[Work|celebrity life]] to really care about Chris.

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===[[Faeryn]]===
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'''Faeryn "Hambest"''' was an obese woman who Chris met at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]] through Kim Wilson. Their time was short due to a mutual lack of interest in [[Obesity|fat, unattractive,]] [[Chris and health#Hygiene|and disgusting]] people.

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===[[Kacey]]===
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When [[Liquid Chris]] made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named '''Kacey Devoria''', he attempted to win her over by impersonating Liquid in a few calls, with the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be ''his'' girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. During their relationship, Kacey would encourage him to eat healthier, clean up his room and throw out things he didn’t need, and get a job. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, [[Father Call|a confrontation with her father]], and [[Sonichu Special 4|a horrific comic]]. Kacey later broke up with Chris and married Liquid.

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===[[Regina e-mails|Regina]]===
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'''Regina Novakova''' was a Czech foreign exchange student studying at [[UVA]] who was interested in buying a ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]] from Chris. Chris, of course, believed she was also trying to pursue a romantic relationship with him. Chris quickly discontinued contact with her, leaving her guitarless.

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==="[[The Wallflower]]"===
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According to a set of e-mails that Chris sent to [[Vivian Gee]], on 22 January 2010, Chris had met '''the Wallflower''' at a "Young Adult Social Group". Before her discovery, Chris tried to keep her anonymous, putting her under the screenname '''"Damian Arnita"'''. However, Chris would still use her real name in multiple videos, and had accidentally leaked both the codename, and her likeness in one of his [[Little Big Planet]] levels, causing her to get attention from trolls, and getting doxed in the process. Having learned nothing from the Megan drama, Chris committed extensively to forming a romantic relationship with her despite her insistence that they weren't dating and that she was asexual. Like Megan, she cut all ties with Chris after finding out about his status as a lolcow and what he was saying about her on the internet. Chris feuded with her new boyfriend [[Surfshack Tito]].

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===[[Jackie]]===
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'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' was Chris' sweetheart from [[April 2010|April]] to [[October 2010]]. Chris met her on the [[Hook Cafe|HooK Café]].Jackie was less brutal than most of his fake sweethearts, trying to get him to make more positive changes in his life and encouraging him to play less video games. Still, she influenced him to make more videos on the internet and further embarrass himself. He was prodded into doing a voice call with her ex boyfriend [[Lars]], a black man who made miniature boats. Chris (for once) eventually saw through Jackie's trolling and ended the relationship.

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===[[Catherine]]===
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'''Catherine Sorrentino''' was a sweetheart/troll that Chris pursued in mid-[[2014]], the first woman to troll him after the [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|death of Bob]], after he found that she was a 97% match on [[OkCupid]] in [[July 2014]]. Catherine saw an opportunity to document our [[TRUE and HONEST]] hero and accepted a [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|lunch date]] at Applebees. They chatted until Catherine friendzoned Chris in [[September 2014]] for being creepy and generally clingy, which resulted in [[I Love You, Catherine]]. Catherine cut Chris off completely in [[December 2014]].

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===[[DoopieDoOver]]===
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'''DoopieDoOver''' is an artist, animator, and voice actor for the YouTube channel [[Planet Dolan]], and a cohost on the lazycast podcast. While Chris appeared to have thought of her as a potential [[gal pal]] or maybe even someone who was interested in him, she simply saw him as just another [[Financhu Crisis|customer]]. She eventually blocked him and removed him as a patron from her [[Patreon]] after being harassed by [[weens]], as well as being uncomfortable with someone who was struggling financially giving her money. Most importantly of all, she severed ties because Chris was making her uncomfortable personally. Needless to say, Chris did his absolute best to become her knight in shining armor when the [[HarassCWCdirectly|times were dire]] not realizing the main reason was because he was being creepy to her.

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===[[Jessica Quinn|Jessica]]===
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'''Jessica Quinn''' started as a [[white knight]] in [[2015]]. She stayed on the back burner until a few months after Chris was friendzoned by [[Doopie]] in [[September 2017]]. Jessica and Chris then entered a complicated relationship on [[Facebook]]. She is noted by her fat fetish and encouraging Chris to [[Obesity|gain weight]] to fulfill her fat fantasy. Most of their dating involved talking through Facebook posts, eventually, Chris liked a Tweet from a female complimenting him which caused her to temporarily break up with him. This caused Chris to upload a crying video and [[Barb]] to win her back for Chris. They patched things up after a couple of days and then planned to see the My Little Pony movie that was coming out that [[October 2017|October]]. In early October Chris was encouraged to rejoin [[Kiwi Farms]] and do a Q&A thread with a video shortly afterward. The day after Chris answered questions on video, Quinn's account shut down; she blamed Chris for this, saying that he attracted hackers from Kiwi Farms. This was to be their final breakup and caused him to have his biggest tard rage video since his correspondence with [[Surfshack Tito]]. She tried to re-insert herself in early 2018 but by then Chris was immersed in the Idea Guy Saga and Quinn found herself thwarted by the [[Idea Guys]] themselves.

Jessica Quinn was once thought to serve as the final sweetheart of the Lovequest as Chris had seemed to abandon the quest in [[March 2018]] due to influence from the Idea Guys. Despite this, Chris's search for a sweetheart did not end there.

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===[[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan]]===
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'''Bryan Shikley''' was the creator of ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'', a comic which would catch Chris's attention in early January of 2018.

Around the time when Chris was being brainwashed into believing he was [[bisexual]] by the [[Idea Guys]], he had been flirting and writing a gay erotica poem of Bryan.

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===Various OCs ([[Cryzel]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Sylvana]], [[Mewtwo]], and [[Pickchu]])===
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Chris's [[polyamorous marriage]] to fictional characters, a belief planted in his mind by the [[Idea Guys]] beginning in [[March 2018]]. This is by far the most bizarre relationship Chris has found himself in. In the past Chris had been strongly opposed to the idea of falling in love with fictional characters, despite him falling in love with [[Meg Griffin]] from [[Family Guy]]. His stance softened as he realized that he might never find a sweetheart in real life; by settling for his own fictional creations, he could end his love quest.
He would first marry Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan Sonichu, before adding Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo into his harem.
This would unfortunately fail to keep Chris satisfied for long; he eventually started a sexual relationship with an [[Barbara Chandler|older woman]] who happened to be boyfriend free.

Chris claims to have updated the polygomous marriage in a [[Jail Letter]], stating that he now consider's [[Helena Fiorenza]]'s OC, Pickchu, to be part of his "harem".

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===[[Tings Tingz]]===
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'''Tings Tingsz''' was one of the regular members of the [[white-knight]] group [[CWCProtectSquad]].

Chris told [[Tings Tingz]] that his [[polyamorous marriage]] to his [[imaginary friends]] was open and "so you may ship yourself and I together." Tings declined.<ref>[[Tings Tingz DMs#Magi-chan & Cryzel chat]]</ref>

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===[[The Bad Beginning|Gwen]]===

'''Gwendlyn "Gwen" Penelope Mikoto''' was a gal-pal played by Idea Guy [[Stephen Boyd]] during [[the Bad Beginning]], and again as '''Miss Gwendlyn''' during the [[Cryzel Torture]]. While roleplaying as Gwen, Boyd threatened to nuke the entire city of CWCville, blackmailing that he would out Chris as a pedophile as well if he doesn't pay them $20,000.

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===[[Jacob Sockness|Jacob]]===
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'''Jacob Sockness''' started out as a hardcore white knight in [[September 2018]] and had a stroke of luck in [[July 2019]] when Chris followed him on [[Twitter]]. Despite Chris's blatant [[homophobia]] during the lovequest, he was [[brainwashed]] into identifying as [[bisexual]] by the Idea Guys in 2018. Jacob, who has been open about his sexual desires for Chris, took things a step further and groomed Chris into warming up to the idea of a relationship by [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|manipulating him using Magi-Chan and the Dimensional Merge]]. Jacob was forced to turn back en route to visit Chris in [[September 2019]], but Chris still kept in contact with Jacob as he was led to believe Jacob is the key to unlocking the Dimensional Merge, stating that they could kiss at some point. Jacob was later friendzoned on 27 November in a Twitter thread by Chris stating that he didn't need to be in a relationship with Jacob in order for the Dimensional Merge to happen and was blocked once and for all in [[August 2020]].

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===[[MKRNightVee]]===
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Starting off as a white knight in 2019 and eventually turning into an [[enabler]], '''MKRNightVee''' had created a character based off of Nights and the Pokemon Evee, [[NightVee]], taking a cue from [[Sonichu]] being a cross between Sonic and Pikachu. MKR would create fan art and a [[medallion]] for Chris.
She eventually got into contact with Chris via a friend and she would proclaim herself as the “[[CPU|CPU goddess]] of the Nintendo switch”. She grew increasingly possessive towards Chris which led to him eventually cutting her off and leaving the [[The Place|discord server]] they were in together. This would be one of the rare cases where Chris turned down the boyfriend-free girl.

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===[[Annie]]===
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'''Annie Ikenberry''' was a [[Praetor]] member and OnlyFans camgirl that Chris had stated to see as a potential sweetheart.

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===[[Isabella Loretta Janke|Bella]]===
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'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''' is an internet troll <ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref> infamous for her involvement in a call where Chris describes his relationship with his mother in graphic detail, infamous as the leader of the [[Chess Club Chats|TTU Chess Club]], a group which encouraged the bullying and harassment of other students at her university. She roleplayed as the past high-school gal-pal and sweetheart, [[Kellie Andes]] for a period of three and a half months, roleplayed as a Curiosity Stream employee in order to get him to [[Richmond, Virginia]] for a supposed interview about [[autism]], and is believed to have played a substantial part in helping [[Larry Vaughn]] with trolling Chris. The full extent to which Bella has trolled Chris is not known, and has been the subject of much speculation. Bella created an animation for Chris which he narrated. By presenting a genial façade to Chris, she was able to gain a large amount of trust from him. She claimed that Chris has been insistent on booking a room with her at the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention, rather than the [[Suitress]].<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Love Triangle]]</ref> Bella told the Suitress that Chris would make sexual remarks towards her. Unfortunately, Chris was unaware of Bella’s A-logging; she was stealing his credit card information, creating fake texts in which he admitted to performing BDSM-style sex on [[Barb]], and claiming she wanted to get him to kill/harm himself. On top of all of that, Bella already had developed a crush on the Suitress and claimed to want to "steal" her from Chris. Chris trusted Bella enough to admit that he was having an affair with his mother. After the Suitress had leaked a chunk of the resulting call to her friends, Chris was [[Jail_Saga#Arrest|arrested]] before Bella could succeed in any of her claimed plans.

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===[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]===
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It seems that after all these years, the sweetheart Chris sought after was right in front of him all along, laying amidst the heaps of trash and [[List of toys|toys]] within [[14 Branchland Court]]. But we, the people of [[1218]], would never let them [[Affair with Mother|be together]], and so [[Jerkops|the authorities]] tragically took them away from each other, with Chris being [[Jail Saga|locked up]] and '''Barb''' being left to sulk in her chamber, both lonely and heartbroken...

Despite this, Chris would also meet one more woman...that actually wanted to get it on with Chris.

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==="[[The Suitress]]"===
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A young autistic woman who Chris declared as his "first real sweetheart"<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref>, and possibly the youngest candidate to date. Incredibly, she had formed a genuine crush on Chris. This woman, codenamed in the CWCki as "'''The Suitress'''", was in contact with Chris by [[July 2021|mid-July 2021]] and [[Chris and The Suitress videos|the two made video calls]] including one in which they simulated kissing each other. The Suitress recounted an instance of Chris being turned on by her when she exposed herself to him. Chris agreed to have sex with her claiming that doing so would improve her "mental and emotional development". Like with the [[Wallflower]], Chris tried to keep the Suitress anonymous with most people he contacted, referring to her as '''"Fifi Vixenhart"'''. Chris sent both her and Bella an invite to the [[Knights of CWC]] Discord Server run by [[The WCT]], and the Suitress and Bella got in contact over DMs. She believed that following through with Bella's plan to get her closer to Chris would ultimately work in her favor and appeared ignorant to Bella's [[A-Log|A-Loggish]] intentions or that Bella had spoken of plans to harm Chris. On 28 July, Bella recorded the [[incest call]] and sent a nine minute version of it to Suitress the following day. The Suitress was the one who initiated leaks of this call, first sharing a further edited four minute version of the call, then the full nine minutes, ultimately leading to Chris getting put in jail after concerned observers reported on this activity.

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==See Also==
*[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]
{{Love Quest}}
{{Lists}}
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Jail Letter

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A Gay Retard: Changed redirect target from Jail letters to Jail Communications

#Redirect [[Jail_Communications]]

Fiona Cooper

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A Gay Retard:

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{{Unreliable|type=cred|The Suitress was an infamous attention seeker, and contacted Chris despite being warned numerous times not to.|The Suitress is considerably [[naïve]] and does not seem to comprehend the ramifications of her actions.<ref group = note>Believed that she could still have sex with Chris at Everfree Northwest to "sway" him from Barb, even after clips of incest call had been leaked, which she herself initiated. The Suitress also had a tendency of befriending everyone in the CWCSphere she met, including Chris's would-be trolls, A-logs, and weens, often to the point of trusting them enough for her to share her own personal information with them.</ref> This, combined with the first point, makes her motivations difficult to decipher in many scenarios.|The Suitress will occassionally say edgy things, primarily sex-related, for shock value.}}
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{{Protip|Like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of the Suitress will be concealed on the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any references to her identity will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see [[CWCki:The Suitress|here]].}}

{{Quote|This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.|The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the [[incest call]] leaks.<ref name = regret>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressRegret.png Source:vigyaa]</ref>}}
{{quote|
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN 
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN 
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN this is how I currently feel now. What I written is outdated and will be up because that was who I was back then.|Another post from the Suitress after the leaks.<ref name = hate>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressHatesChrisChan.jpg Source:vigyaa]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = [''redacted'']
| image = AHiddenSuitress.jpg
| title = The Suitress
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<ref name=personal/>
| aliases = The Suitress Fifi Vixenhart<ref group = "note">Several of the account names listed belonged to throwaway accounts which the Suitress had created, but has since abandoned.</ref> Snoo ScootalooSister Scootaloo<ref>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref>
| gender = Female
| occupation = Artist Moderator of Chris Chan subreddit (formerly)
| saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
| knownfor = *Being hyperfixated on Chris to the point of having a genuine crush on him *Wanting to have sex with Chris, even after discovering that he was in an affair with his mother *Being hired by Chris to protect him from Jacob Sockness at Everfree Northwest *Initiating leaks of the incest call.
}}

"'''The Suitress'''" is the codename of the heiress of [[Megan Schroeder]], [[The Wallflower]], and [[DoopieDoOver]], a young [[autism|autistic]]<ref name=personal>[[Suitress chats#Dating Advice]]</ref> woman who hyperfixated on Chris to the point of developing a sort of genuine, self-admitted crush for Chris.<ref name="SuitressExplanation">{{Cite web|url=https://vigyaa.io/i-have-a-full-blown-crush-on-cwc-and-i-feel-absolutely-insane-efd87f28|archive=https://archive.ph/cV5W0|title=I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane|url-status=dead|website=vigyaa}}</ref> This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her after interacting with Chris, and for her own good.

She began contact with Chris via text sometime after discovering his phone number on Reddit,{{cite}} and was interacting with him [[Suitress chats|via text]] and [[Suitress videos|live video]] in secret. She had also been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention. Prior to all of this, the Suitress was an active and well-known member of the CWCsphere, producing loads of fanart regarding Chris, even temporarily moderating a sub-reddit dedicated to him.

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited both the Suitress and [[Bella]] into a [[Watchmen]] server. Bella introduced herself to the Suitress and the two befriended each other. From there, Bella showed instances of having a crush on the Suitress herself.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> When Bella told her about Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]], the Suitress initiated the leaks of chunks of the [[Incest call]], although, when her friends on [[CCCC Incest Call chat|a Discord Server]] doubted the authenticity of the original leak, she leaked Bella's voice without her permission<ref name=pissedbella>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak]]</ref> and also leaking the [[incest texts]] despite Bella telling her not to post them yet.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref> Bella attempted to frame the Suitress as being the voice in the call in her frantic attempts to avoid being outed.

Even after the incest revelation, despite her initial shock, the Suitress still expressed interest in having sex with Chris, stating that she hoped doing so might sway him away from his mother.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref><ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Quit Her]]</ref> However, the Suitress soon after distanced herself from Chris. Chris has however discussed desires to get back in touch with her in various jail letters.

==Discovery of Chris==
[[File:SuitressCrush.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An old tablet drawing the Suitress posted on a now deleted Reddit account.]]
{{quote|I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.<ref name=SuitressExplanation/>}}

In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.

Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic,<ref>{{Cite Reddit|post=n9pb97|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|archive=https://teddit.ggc-project.de/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/n9pb97/thank_you_chris/|username=[deleted] (the Suitress)|title=Thank you, Chris}}</ref> out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was "not Chris". This proved itself to be a vicious cycle that led to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have have complicated feelings towards Chris's character, seeing him as a broken person with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him; whilst also finding him deplorable.

According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the YouTuber, Deadwing Dork, who mentioned Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that persisted and conflicted with the crush she later developed. The Suitress later formed a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno's documentary series]] with a friend, '''Physical-Floor''', and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress also claimed that she started having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|audio regarding Chris's date with Emily]] in November.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/>

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==Activity in Chris-related circles==
{{Incomplete|Activity in Jacob Sockness's server|Involvement in Watchmen servers}}

The Suitress was a very active member in the CWCSphere, making [[The Suitress#Chris-related|fan art]] and posting regularly on Discords and the sub-reddit dedicated to him, along with temporarily moderating said subreddit starting on January 2021 after getting banned from one of the Discords she frequented the month before.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/> During this time, the Suitress got along well with much of the CWCSphere, developing a large network of online friends by befriending many other members of the CWCsphere, passive observers, white-knights, A-logs, weens, and would-be trolls alike.

{{Fix-span|{{Cite}}|It is believed that the Suitress attempted to start talking to Chris in 2020.}} {{Fix-span|{{failed verification|explanation=It's believed that the Suitress attempted to talk to Chris in one of these Reaction Livestreams, but in which video precisely it occurred is unknown. This likely took place no earlier than July 2020. If anyone can pinpoint where exactly this occurs, we can verify it.}}|Her fascination with Chris led her to beg him to reply, even before her self-admitted crush had developed.<ref>[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|In Chris' Red vs. Blue Reaction Livestreams, the Suitress tried to get Chris' attention.]]</ref>}} These attempts at contact were made despite the Suitress having been warned numerous times not to do so.

The Suitress was an "untrusted guest" in [[The Knights of CWC]] server.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Suitress chats|Suitress Facetime Videos}}
[[File:SuitressChat6.png|thumb|Chris giving dating advice to the Suitress]]
During her time as a Reddit mod, the Suitress discovered Chris's phone number, and she was finally able to text Chris sometime afterwards. She used the pseudonym, '''Fifi Vixenhart''', while talking to Chris, and also shared other pieces of her personal information with him.<ref name=personal/>

By 15 July 2021, she and Chris were on good terms and seemed to be reciprocating feelings for each other; he recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention over the [[My Little Pony Protests|MLP G5]] cartoon, and said he loved her.<ref name=promise>[[Chris and The Suitress videos#Promise not to throw a tantrum]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server hosted by [[The WCT]], where Chris introduced her to [[Bella]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Invitation|A DM between Chris and The WCT where they talk about inviting the Suitress.]]</ref> The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware Bella wished to date her at Everfree Northwest. Chris also discussed his open-relationship with the Suitress with the WCT, sharing both her screen name and photograph in a text despite her asking him not to.

From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris mentioned being in an "open-relationship" with the Suitress and his "Lady Friend" ([[Barb]])<ref>[[Bella Chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>. Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Chris stated in a text that having sex with the Suitress would be the right step for her to take for her "mental and emotional development".<ref>[[Bella Chats#Sex with the Suitress]]</ref> Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb was discovered.

The Suitress was also set to meet Chris at the convention [[Everfree Northwest]].

===Gallery===

Below is a series of pictures that Chris sent to the Suitress while they interacted.

====Tablet Pictures====

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====Chris Selfies====

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==Interactions with Bella==

===Chess Group 15 invite===

The earliest known interaction between Bella and the Suitress occurred on 19 July 2021. After being invited to the [[Knights of CWC]] server run by [[The WCT]], Bella invited him, the Suitress, and Chris to her [[Chess Group 15]] Discord.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> There the Suitress, under the name "'''ScootalooSister'''", didn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy beyond playing games of chess and conversing with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest.

==The Incest Scandal==
{{See also|CCCC Incest Call Leak}}
{{quote|Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all
I don't know how I feel|The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship}}

On the night of 29 July 2021, Bella shared with the Suitress an edited 9-minute clip of the full 4-hour incest call in private<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call |A discord chat where Bella confirms sending the Suitress the 9-minute leak.]]</ref>, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. Some time later, the Suitress shared a further edited version of this call, which cut out most of Bella's dialogue, on a separate Discord server, which was later uploaded onto YouTube.

When people doubted the authenticity of the leak, the Suitress then shared the entire 9-minute clip she was given, which also had Bella's voice on it, on the same server without her permission. The leak was soon uploaded by two different users onto both Reddit and YouTube, respectively.

The Suitress then at one point asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her, including that her phone would "record randomly". Bella was also evidently irritated by the Suitress leaking the 9-minute audio.<ref name=pissedbella></ref>

===The Blame Game===
[[File:BellaFramesTheSuitress.jpg|thumb|left|An attempt by Bella to frame the Suitress, giving her full name and photo]]
In an attempt to avoid being [[dox|doxed]], Bella decided to shift all blame and potential consequences for the situation to the Suitress.
[[File:KellyOsbornFraming.png|thumb]]
[[File:BillyBella.jpg|thumb]]

Bella manipulated [[The WCT]] of the [[Watchmen]] into releasing a screenshot she had falsified and to name the Suitress as his source.<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> WCT further decided to post a TikTok video of the Suitress, linking her face to the name mentioned in the [[incest call]] and directing attention onto her.<ref>[https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC A Kiwi Farms post from Psychic Espeon aka The WCT]</ref>

Bella also attempted to dox the Suitress repeatedly by dropping her full name and photo on multiple websites such as 4chan, while also claiming that she was dating Chris despite her distancing herself from the situation by that point. On several Discord chats and on Kiwi Farms, claiming to her to be an attempt to protect her from investigation into her from the [[Watchmen]],<ref name = "scared">[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref> Bella also claimed that the Suitress was a minor and that Chris was aware of this<ref>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressAgeLie.png Bella lies about the Suitress's age]</ref>, despite the Suitress actually being a young adult.<ref name=personal/>
Bella also attempted to distance herself away from the "Kelly Osborne" and "Bella" codenames she was using at the time, and directed them towards the Suitress, as well as a made-up person, "Billy Sawyer" respectively.

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, the Suitress was never "institutionalized". At worst, she went through a depressive episode after the leaks and was temporarily hospitalized. She appears to be doing fine according to accounts from people that knew her. In any case, do NOT attempt to contact her, as it is clear she wants nothing more to do with Chris.}}

After GiBi posted a video, which featured uncensored screenshots of her texts with [[Bella]] that left her phone number visible,<ref>[[:File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png]]</ref> already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and The WCT dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was hospitalized the following day.

According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she later developed a disliking for Chris. In a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|letter sent from a fan]], Chris admits that he still has a desire to reach out to her, but was able to do so through astral projection in order to "heal" and "help" her from a perceived emotional low.

The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with [[Megan|two other]] [[Wallflower|gal-pals]], Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.

==Chris's Desires to get back in touch==

Unlike with Bella, Chris appears to have formed a much more favorable opinion towards the Suitress during his stay in jail. Chris has stated in a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|30 November 2021]] jail letter that even when they can no longer communicate through regular means, he still cares about the Suitress, and discusses how he foresaw the events that would "pin her emotions". He has also stated, although he hadn't recorded her phone number, that he was able to communicate with and "heal" her from jail by means of astral projection.

In a [[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022|13 June]] Jail Letter, Chris denies that the Suitress was involved with a "Pedophile scandal" involving Bella. As the full letter has not been shared, the context in which Chris was saying this is unknown.

==Art Gallery==

===Chris-related===

Below is a gallery of known pieces of Chris fanart that the Suitress created.

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File:SuitressSketch20.jpg|A drawing of Chris in hedgehog-defensive mode.
File:SuitressSketch21.png|A drawing for the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]]
File:SuitressSketch22.jpeg|Stephanie Bustcakes
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===Other===

Below is a gallery of other pieces of art that the Suitress created.

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File:BellaSnoo.png|The avatar the Suitress used for a Reddit throwaway account.
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===Plush Doll===

Below is a plush doll Physical-Floor created for the Suitress.

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==Fan video==
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| name = Relatively accurate video of how [the Suitress's] CwC crush actually developed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pBCV_widalc}}
| Stardate = 16 March 2022
| Maker = DiscoRodeo
| Subject =
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}}

==See also==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[CCCC Incest Call chat]]
* [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
* [[Midnight Moonflower]] - Another gal-pal that had shown interest in Chris, and planned to meet him at a brony convention.
* [[Suitress chats]]
* [[Suitress videos‎]]
* [[The Wallflower]] - Essentially the inverse of the Suitress, and another gal-pal that found herself in Chris related drama.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

{{WatchmenSaga}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

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Megan Schroeder

2022-07-07T15:34:04Z

A Gay Retard: /* Years later */

{{DeadLinks}}
{{Protip|Do NOT attempt to contact Megan.

She's moved on with her life and has already published a statement about Chris, making it clear she wants nothing to do with him. Don't drag her back into this, [[Affair with Mother|especially]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|in]] [[Post-Merge Era|these]] [[Carpetbaggers|times]].}}
{{Honest}}


{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Megan Schroeder
| aliases = pearl3 CPU Red Heart
| image = MeganPortrait.jpg
| title = Megan Schroder
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| day = 23
| month = 7
| year = 1986
| race = White
| gender = Female
| knownfor = *Being one of Chris's few friends outside of High School. *Being an unwilling candidate in Chris's Love Quest, despite telling Chris numerous times that she was not interested *Being the subject of [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|a horrid drawing]] of Chris fingering her. *Being a scapegoat by Chris and his family for why he's being trolled.
| saga = {{saga|megan|cn}}, {{saga|stackhouse|cn}}, {{saga|ed|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}
}}

'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest [[Chris_and_socialization|relationship]] with anybody he's ever had in his life, and previously one [[The Wallflower|of]] [[DoopieDoOver|four]] [[The Suitress|potential]] [[sweetheart|sweethearts]] that Chris met that wasn't a [[Troll]], [[Polyamorous marriage|a fictional character]], or [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]].

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]], where she and her brother [[John]] were regulars. Megan and Chris became good friends, but Chris, being Chris, completely misread their bond as one that could blossom into a true and honest romance. Megan repeatedly tried to set boundaries that Chris either misunderstood or ignored, which led to increasing tensions between the two. This reached a boiling point during the early days of Chris's feud with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], in which [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Chris drew a pornographic image of himself and Megan]].

Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, and realizing that he drew porn of her, Megan cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb|his parents]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2018]]. Thanks to the [[Idea Guys]], he later came to believe that she was a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]], much like [[CPU Blue Heart|himself]], but Chris never got to speak with her again.

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be [[Chris_and_sexuality#Asexuality|asexual]]. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on [[eBay]] herself.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both idling their twenties away playing [[card games]] marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her like a stereotypical wife nagging her husband:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Megan_wants_a_Tin_Tin_episode|Megan E-mails]]}}
Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris obsessed over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris continued to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Chris_wants_to_date_Megan_at_McDonald.27s|Megan E-mails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil [[Jerkop]]s trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

Megan spent the summer of [[2007]] in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]], where her brother was taking a summer course in Mechanics. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Sexual Tensions and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris, stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] and burning bridges with Megan for good<ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|...And the line has officially been crossed.]]

In November 2007, Chris discovered his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of [[Chris and sex#Incest|incestuous desires]] by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

[[File:RapistChris.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris has come for HER]]
Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He later admitted that he created the image in part to suppress the occasional impulse to '''[[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just ''being'' in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [https://archive.vn/rB99e Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

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==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still couldn't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: [[JERKS|JERK]].]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie_Bay_E-mails_2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris's moronic attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch"<ref>[[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind]]</ref>—a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts#Spring Breakers]]</ref>

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "[[Manajerk]]", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to [[Financhu Crisis|the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!]] The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris continued to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

In late 2020, Chris [[Spirit possession|(while "possessed" by Sonichu)]] revealed that he no longer believed Megan to be a troll, but that "[Chris] was to blame for all of the very stupid impulses and mistakes that ended that friendship."<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11#Chris's Closest Friend]]</ref> This seeming forgiveness may have been spurred on by his belief that Megan is a CPU goddess. It also shows [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex|Chris's self-serving memory]] in action, considering that she was justified to feel uncomfortable at his unwanted advances on her and understandably creeped out by ShecameforCWC.JPG.

==Years later==
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris}}

On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

Megan was asked about Chris on her Etsy page on July 1 2017. This was her response: <ref>https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aj5gd-lUeHJyhUknNI2IkmGQC1eq</ref>

{{quotebox|'''Hi'''

Thank you very much! Unfortunately with Chris he never learns from his mistakes, he refuses to accept any accountability. When I heard about the house fire, I thought maybe it was a blessing in disguise and he would start a new better life with a clean slate. But from whatI hear, no, he still begs for money and spends it all on legos...

Well thanks for the good wishes, I really appreciate that!}}

On 9 [[October 2017]], Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Complimenting_Megan_Schroeder</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Megan include:

*Megan having the memories of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Red Heart]], which she earned while in politics.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1015420612494397441</ref>

On 19 [[May 2018]], a full decade after Megan cut off all communications with him, Chris issued a public apology to Megan and her brother and expressed his desire to reopen old wounds by speaking with them:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997900592084238336</ref>

{{quotebox|I want to once again humbly apologize to Megan and John Schroeder. I know I did y'all wrong back in the day but time heals all wounds. It would be nice to hear from you with just a simple "hi" or "best of luck". After all of These Years I still need closure.}}

When asked why he would issue this apology publicly when she clearly does not want to be associated with him, Chris responded that he had no choice because she blocked him on Facebook.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997901813868257281</ref>

On 17 [[October 2018]], Chris declared on [[Twitter]] that if he and Barb received [[Financhu Crisis|enough donations]], he would drive over to Megan's house and take Barb and his "[[Polyamorous marriage|poly-loves]]" with him.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Donation drive to see Megan]]</ref> About nineteen minutes later, he backtracked on his claim after learning from [[The Captain]]<ref>{{cite farms|thread=48981|post=3873443}}</ref> that Megan possesses guns.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Megan's got dat stick]] / https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052621336751702019</ref>

In [[the Sons of the Miscreants chats]], [[MKRNightVee]] claimed that Chris wanted her to befriend Megan in order to help him resume communication with Megan. MKR declined to get involved out of concern for Megan.

On 4 [[April 2019]], a trailer for the documentary ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' was released, which featured brief footage of and narration by a brunette woman, shot from behind, speculated and later confirmed to be Megan herself. According to the [[2020 Discord leaks]], Megan actually wanted to physically reunite with Chris, thinking it would be fun; the film's director, Joseph Draft, vetoed this, feeling it would be "too corny and forced". Megan later requested that her footage be cut entirely from the film, a wish that was unintentionally granted when Draft destroyed the hard drive containing the film's only known completed copy.

On 7 January 2021, Megan was asked if her association with Chris and the ensuing status of minor internet celebrity that came with it was ever thought about. She gave a [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] response, saying that she doesn't even think of it.<ref>[[https://i.imgur.com/AMoHZbI.png]]</ref>

==Interviews==
During January 2019, a YouTuber by the moniker BazzBe interviewed Megan over Facebook. BazzBe then put together a video narrating the chat.

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===Transcript===
{{quoteboxyellow|[''autistic sigh''] Oh man. Alright, so, like I said earlier in the video [this is part five of a series, he is apparently referring to an earlier part], I did get the chance to speak to Megan today. Um, hold on [fiddles with screen, which due to being 480px is almost completely unreadable on YouTube] ... uh huh, I was [hiding?] the messages.

So basically, I messaged her, uh, it was accidentally, but I messaged her on her business page because apparently she's in business now and, like, cool. So she asked me to talk to her on her normal page, so I did, I found her, and I asked her: so, I'm sure that you know what I want to talk about, things from past events.

She said: '''Oh yeah, you know, Chris.'''

And I told her, like, I'm very drawn to the story, I've been covering it on YouTube, and I figured it would be cool if I could contact to you so I could see how things, like, how you feel about it nowadays.

She goes: '''Well honestly, I don't follow his antics at all, I've seen a few recent things from someone that alerts me that he's doing things regarding me or whatever.'''

And I asked her, well, were you ever really friends, or did you just feel pity for him?

She said, '''No, I'd say despite his advances, it was a good friendship. He was a lot of fun to converse with. People think that I was using him for things.''' (Which I've heard a lot of people say she was just using him to buy things, but it's been like fifteen years, what would she gain from lying to us?) '''People think that I've been using him for things, but I'd always presented him gifts for his birthday or Christmas. Things from eBay I would either give cash or trade for mangas or DVDs or whatever.'''

I said, did you ever think you would reunite, how do you feel about ... sorry I'm tired ... how do you feel about being a part of all this and having a fanbase?

And she said, '''I didn't know I had fans too.'''

[''Vaguely thirsty grin''] You do! '''Personally I think it's best to stay away and not be involved with him again.''' I said, yeah, you do have a fanbase, and you're definitely the saddest part of the story in my opinion. I do generally believe that, now I know a lot about some of the upcoming stuff that's coming to the fore but I will say Megan was the part where it started going downhill. She was the beginning of the snowball effect, and I think that's when the rock bottom starts to come if you know what I mean, 'cause that was like, the last real friend he had before he fucked it all up.

Ah, ok, where was I at?

'''Comparing him now, I'd say he was definitely more normal during my time with him. That's saying something.'''

How many others have contacted you over this?

'''Oh, I couldn't keep count. It's always been through facebook and as well as Etsy, it's always been half and half condolences and trolls, weens trying to get a reaction or a reply out of me.'''

I told her I was just fascinated by the whole thing and I'm happy to have contacted you and have you take the time to take part in this. And she didn't mind, I was very awesome, I mean, damn that's cool. I was always, oh, I'm sorry, I was wanting to interview her on Discord so I could record our voices talking about it, but honestly I didn't think she would know how to use Discord, [''strange noise''], I'm not saying anything bad, she's a little bit older than me, also, it was like 9:30 in the morning so ... I told her I was sorry to bother her and I understand this might be effecting your life in a negative way because I understand about the artwork and stuff. And she said well, not necessarily, I made a couple of really close friends because of it, I think there's a misconception out there that the whole thing traumatized me which isn't the case at all.

That's good. That's actually something I was curious about. And I asked her [''laughs''], does she still enjoy Sailor Moon and My Little Pony?

She said, '''I have a Sailor Moon collection but I don't actively collect it anymore. It's been both a hobby and an investment. A few dolls sell now on eBay for $500 each. That's for Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and MLP''' -- My Little Pony [''autistic smirk''] -- '''I sold those off a few years ago. I still play 3DS games and have a few Pikachu plush but I'm not into the whole anime fandom thing.'''

OK, fair enough. I asked her do you still remain in Virginia or did you escape?

She said she's still in Virginia and she's done some traveling around and overseas. So, then she told me that she was going to take her dogs or go feed her animals, and I said that was fine, but then I just went ahead and said hey, let's just postpone the rest of this and we'll just finish up tomorrow or, like, another day. Um ... yeah [''smirks again''] There's so much more I want to find out and I want to see, like, what all she's willing to discuss, but if you're interested in, like, I wouldn't say contacting, because I don't want anyone to really harass this woman, let her live her life.

If you are interested in buying one of her, uh, forest things ... I didn't actually really take the time to look at these, they're kind of cool ... [''weird smile, long pause''] ... but yeah, if you're interested in like, buying one of these, um, I'd say contact her, they look pretty interesting and you know some people have, like, a thing for cute animals, and I think I might just buy one, just to promote, so, thank you Megan, I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me about this stuff today. Hopefully we can continue this and go a little bit deeper into it, but, alright. Thank you guys for washing, I really appreciate it, drop me a like, subscribe, help me out, and I will see you guys for part six. I can't wait. Goodnight.}}

A lost interview was also conducted at some point during 2019, for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary, however, the director got cold feet and refused to release any of the documentary footage. A single line of Megan's from the interview is preserved from the documentary's trailer: "Now, he... he seems like a totally different person to me."

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are traced from [http://info.sonicretro.org/File:Advance2_sonic.png this artwork] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg|An OC based on the [[Pokémon]] Houndoom.
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg|An OC based on Absol.
Image:321-IceCune.jpg|An OC based on Suicune.
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Image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
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===Art of Megan===
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Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
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Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
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===Miscellaneous===
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==References==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Megan Schroeder}}
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Asperchu

2022-07-07T08:36:32Z

A Gay Retard:

{{Troll|In spite of his testimony to the contrary, Alec created ''Asperchu'' as a parody of ''Sonichu'' and all the lore associated with Chris-Chan. He also played [[Jackie]] and [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].}}
[[File:Alec Benson Leary.jpg|thumbnail|right|Alec Benson Leary, in the flesh.]]

:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''

'''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary of {{w|Eden Prairie, Minnesota}}.<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref> His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for DA.]]
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref> there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[The Classic|striped-shirt wearing]] [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger syndrome]], for [[Chris and his ego|some reason]].

==Chris on Asperchu==
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}
[[File:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]

It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.

When the ''Asperchu'' saga started taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". Chris probably took the terms "blocky" and "low-resolution" from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode {{w|Road to the Multiverse}}. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's practically the fucking [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.] It helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''[[Moon-Pals]]''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, {{w|Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi}}. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.

The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of {{w|2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti}}, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.

Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.

Eventually, on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.

The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, "It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it."

===The 19 January Demands===
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. In addition, he apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).

On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four."

[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.

By 2017, Chris had become more amenable towards ''Sonichu'' fan-fiction and parodies. He apologised to Alec in a Facebook post that October and offered that if Alec would print ''Asperchu'' through a self-publishing site, he would trade printed ''Sonichu'' in exchange.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Print_editions_for_fancomics</ref>

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.

Alec also portrayed [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]] in a phone call with Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>

==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==

{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris involved Alec (along with Mao, Sean and Evan) in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a kangaroo court trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to slowly twist Mao's limbs backwards until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].

Amidst this brutality, Chris sees fit to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologize]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.

In recent updates to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris made good on his promise to "revive" Simonla. However, in the pages, it is revealed that [[:Image:Son11p22.jpg|she never died in the first place]]. This means that Chris set up the trial on a whim just so he would have a convenient excuse to kill Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan.

==''Sonichu Revolution''==
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that might take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately, Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. While he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.

===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===
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==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that the ad didn't get to him, but given [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|his history with trollsome ads]], a non-reaction was nigh-impossible.

[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, ''fucking awesome''. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].

[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]

Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris never responded to this, most likely because he was too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].

[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]

Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.

==[[Calling Out]]==
After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around and revealed a possible dox on Alec. He proclaimed that he's a "[[South Park|fatty-fat-fat]]" named Christopher who makes donations to [[The GAMe PLACe]] and doesn't have Asperger's. Like [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demanded reparations – namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] and then [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].

On 30 August 2011, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year-old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas, better known as [[YouTube]] sensation "Fatman".

Unbeknownst to Chris, the dox wasn't true. Not only does Fatman have a completely different voice than Alec, but he would have no motivation to troll Chris, let alone create a comic about him. The information on Fatman wasn't even accurate – Fatman is from Rutland, Vermont (which he later pointed out), and since he was born in 1980, he would have been 30 or 31 when Chris made his video. But Chris being Chris, was [[naïve]] enough to believe they were the same person, especially since Fatman represented what Chris thought his tormentors were really like.

Fatman later made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WrO0EHh37c|video video response], where he called Chris a "[[Slow-in-the-minds|dumb ass]]" for thinking he was Alec. Chris never replied to the video and presumably never saw it due to the death of [[Bob Chandler|his father]] a week after he "revealed" Fatman.

== Legacy ==
One of the last surviving relics of the ''Asperchu'' saga met its demise during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]] on 10 [[January 2014]]. The Asperchu [[medallion]], gifted to Chris by Alec, was destroyed in the fire, as Chris revealed in a [[Facebook]] post on [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> Notably, the somber tone Chris takes on in this post when recalling the destruction of this and other fan items seems to suggest that his feelings toward Alec and ''Asperchu'' as a whole may have softened over the years, though he could have just been feigning this for sympathy to [[Chris and money|e-beg]].

Strangely, Chris stated that he did not know who made the medallion (or any of the other lost fan creations), suggesting that he [[Slow-in-the-minds|might not remember Alec at all]].

''Asperchu'' was mentioned in the [[CatKnight Interview]], in which Arthur Spatchcock brought up the series as a potential threat to ''Sonichu''<nowiki>'s</nowiki> distribution in Europe, likely due to Alec's claim on the copyright of the character Mitch Sonichu. Chris reasoned that Asperchu "is definitely not a canon character" in his comics, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|except for when he is]], rendering the issue moot [[Chris and copyright|as far as Chris is concerned]].<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]], [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa part 1], 8:40.</ref> Once again, Alec is not mentioned directly.

==Idea Guy influences==
{{main|Idea Guys}}

[[File:Alec as Bodhi.jpg|thumb|Chris believes this is Alec – actually Bodhi from ''Payday 2''.]]

During the Idea Guy saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Alec and Asperchu include:

*Chris wanted clarification over what really happened in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] and asked Idea Guy if Alec and the other Asperpedia Four trolls were saved by becoming Amish or executed. Since Idea Guy was playing ''Payday 2'' at the time, he used the character Bodhi's bio for a revised version of Alec, telling Chris that Alec had escaped and gave Chris the picture of Bodhi, saying it was Alec.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

*Asperchu is one of the 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus.<ref>[[:File:69_Sonichus.jpg]]</ref>

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]
* [https://archive.org/details/AsperpediaRecoveryFiles Asperpedia Comic Archive]

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Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

2022-07-07T08:30:30Z

A Gay Retard: -would -also -had

{{Ongoing}}
{{Protip|Kenneth habitually deletes his projects, posts, accounts, and websites, and starts over from scratch. Be sure any links directed towards such projects are archived when posting them on the CWCki.}}

{{quote|Why do you Reply to Everything?!}}

{{quote|[[Homo|Do you have a Crush on me, Ken?]]|[[Chris]], owning Kenneth}}

{{quote|Is [Chris] genuinely delusional? The only one who could answer that for sure is CWC herself.|Kenneth being delusional, February 2022<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/just-a-simple-question.2158/</ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| image = KengleStream.JPG
| size = 220px
|Name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
|aliases = Sailfish Kengle Ken OnionNull OnionfarmsMedia Saturnella Thundersteam<ref group = note>The name of Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account before being changed to his full name</ref> LostMutantClone
|day = 2
|month = 3
|year = 1960
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|religion = [[Wikipedia:Ahmadi|Ahmadi]]
|education = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting) Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
|knownfor = {{•}}Being a long-time follower of Chris since the Second Exile {{•}}Hosting the Kiwi Farms splinter site Onion Farms {{•}}Being the primary recipient of Chris's letters from jail
|occupation = Owner of Onion Farms Bookkeeper Amateur artist
|saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|sonicboom|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}

'''Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt''' (born 2 March 1960) also known by his online alias as "'''Sailfish'''", and affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' or '''OnionNull''', <ref group = note>Named in reference to [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]], the proprietor of the Kiwi Farms</ref> is the current owner of the Onion Farms; a splinter forum based on the [[Kiwi Farms]], and the Onionpedia; a Wordpress based splinter wiki based on this one.

As an autistic<ref>http://www.planetautism.com/AuSpin/kenneth1.htm</ref> and elderly part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kenneth naturally felt as though he shares a lot in common with Chris. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, they have become friends for quite some time. Chris, however, was peeved by Kenneth's consistent replies.

Kenneth is sometimes noted for the dubious honor of being the second person in Chris's life to encapsulate all five groups in the [[Unholy Quintet]], the first of whom being [[Jacob Sockness]]. Kenneth was once one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]] during the [[Template:SecondExile|Second Exile]] and the [[Sonic Boom]] saga. He then acted as a financial enabler of Chris, and then an A-log, ween, and [[carpetbagger]] during Chris's stay in [[jail]].

Kenneth is also notable for being a genuine fan of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run. Kenneth created a bizarre series of artwork that is based off of the series called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'', which he created a website for.

Unlike most other white knights at the time, Kenneth actually called Chris out when he was in the wrong, suggesting him to release his anger towards Sonic Boom on something less destructive than vandalizing merchandise, though Kenneth hosted a number of Facebook groups that allowed Chris to release his anger towards the game. He has been an occasional source of financial support for Chris. He bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].

Kenneth has later gained notoriety for posting many of Chris's letters from jail on his own Onion Farms website, often without Chris's permission, seemingly as a means to promote the website and other related projects.

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== Early Interactions with Chris ==
Prior to the creation of the Onion Farms, Kenneth was a frequent, though minor, orbiter of Chris's. Kenneth's intentions towards Chris seemed entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth frequently praised Chris when he felt there was justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Despite this, Kenneth was rarely acknowledged by Chris.

Occasionally, he has posted on Chris's Facebook statuses. There was some debate on whether Kenneth could be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth was often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he was actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

Kenneth hosted or moderated two Facebook groups dedicated to Chris's hatred towards Sonic Boom, [[Keep Sonic Original]] and [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.{{cite}}

Kenneth has hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

[[File:ChrisTest.png|thumb|Chris questioning Kenneth's loyalty]]

Kenneth was responding to Chris so frequently that Chris decided to create a test on Twitter on 25 May 2018, seeing if he would reply to his message. Predictably, Kenneth did reply to the message, to which Chris showed annoyance.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=43497}}</ref>


==Financial Support Towards Chris==

Kenneth bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kenneth also sent a message to [[Jessica Quinn]] on February 2016 to suggest to Chris to mutally exchange $10 giftcards.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=1869|post=1287650}}</ref>

On [[May 2018|May 2, 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]] [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, [[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO|Kenneth asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV]], which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kenneth agreed. Two days later, on May 4, 2018, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kenneth said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kenneth outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kenneth that he is still allowed to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] [[Chris and reality|to]] [[Chris and his Ego|Chri]][[Chris and negotiation|s's]] [[Chris and money|Patreon]] if he chooses. Kenneth, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.

Not too long after, Kenneth replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:

{{quoteboxonion|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}

Chris replied with:

{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}

==Sonichen and Rosechen==
{{quote|On a misfit planet, it takes a square peg in a round hole to fit in|The slogan of the Sonichen art}}

[[File:KennethAutograph.jpg|thumb|An autograph Kenneth received from Chris for his Sonichen art]]

Kenneth is well-known for his artwork, '''Sonichen and Rosechen'''. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website, though the website has been dead since 2018.

It is not known what Chris thought of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself, Chris initially viewed the series hostilly, but now takes a more neutral stance. Kenneth attempted to suggest to Chris of him taking over the canon of Sonichu while he was incarcerated. Kenneth had the idea to expand upon the canon of the series, which would have included novels and short stories, as well as implementing some of his own Sonichen characters into the lore. However, Chris disagreed with doing such a crossover.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022]]</ref><ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/chris-chan-letter-january-21-2022-to-kengle-rejects-merger-of-sonichu-rosechu-with-sonichen-rosechen-has-an-intense-meltdown.2136/ Chris Chan Letter January 21, 2022 to Kengle - Rejects Merger of Sonichu & Rosechu With Sonichen & Rosechen: Has an Intense Meltdown] ([https://archive.ph/3o779 archive])</ref>

Kenneth has written the following post on his Sonichen website on an unspecified date, but presumed to be no later than 2014.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=378631}}</ref>

{{quoteboxonion|'''What inspired Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Like many people I came across the well known Sonichu comic series by Christian Weston Chandler. The idea of drawing a webcomic inspired me on developing my art skills.

'''Did Christian Weston Chandler collaborate with you in developing Sonichen and Rosechen?''' No. I have always been the sole creator of Sonichen and Rosechen.

'''Is there any official connection between Sonichu and Rosechu & Sonichen and Rosechen?''' No. Sonichen and Rosechen is completely independent.

'''Is Christian Weston Chandler aware of Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Yes, he has been aware of it for a long time. However, exactly how long is not known.

'''What was the historical relationship between Christian Weston Chandler (Sonchu and Rosechu's Creator) and Kenneth Engelhardt (Sonichen and Rosechen's Creator) in a brief paragraph?''' Shortly after Christian placed a follow button on his Facebook page, Kenneth along with many other people began following Christian's public posts. There was a period of initial hostility during late 2013 when a Facebook block was in place from September till the end of the year. However, connections were not entirely cut, there were a couple of scattered communications during this time. At the beginning of 2014, there was a reconciliation via a third party with the block coming to an end. After the tragic fire at Christian's house in 2014, there was a care package consisting of several board games, sardines, trail mix, and white tube socks that was mailed out with Christian publicly thanking Kenneth on his timeline. Relations between the two parties improved significantly after a series of private communications between Christian and Kenneth during the summer of 2014. After a very brief Facebook connection in July, the two parties reconnected officially on Facebook on October 14, 2014.

'''How does Christian feel about Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Initially hostile to Sonichen and Rosechen, this perception has eased up. While there has never been an official statement by Christian concerning Sonichen and Rosechen, the best guess is that his position is sort of a guarded neutral stance.

'''Is Sonichen and Rosechen connected with Sonichu.com or kiwifarms.net?''' No. It is not affiliated in any capacity with the cwckipedia and never has been.

'''What position is taken by the Cwckiforum in regards to Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Based on various threads posted in the forums by the administrators/moderators, the present official stance is hostility and there is a ban on both the author as well as the web-comic.
What is your position on the Cwckiforums/Sonichu.com? Their mission statement is as follows: "CWCki is a wiki dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler. Its mission is to serve as the ultimate repository of information about Chris, both to aid trolls in trolling him and to inform the Internet at large of Chris's singular grotesqueness" I don't agree with their purpose. The philosophy behind this website is just plain wrong.
Are Cwcki-forumers/chaners allowed to follow or friend you? Yes. An official stance by the forums doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions of individual forumers, Membership on the forums is not necessarily a bar to following or friending me. For the most part, I don't see significant differences on my friends list between forumers and non-forumers.}}

===Gallery===

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==Relationships with the CWCsphere==

===Feud with the Kiwi Farms===

Kenneth created an account on the Kiwi Farms on 16 May 2015 under the name '''Thundersteam'''.

Kenneth was temporarily banned from the Kiwi Farms because he seemed not to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kenneth has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started '''kiwifarms.xyz''', a blog in which he wrote angry posts about [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and other topics in an attempt to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. This attempt evidently failed.

Kenneth habitually emailed Null under 10 different addresses and buying merchandise from Kiwi Farms just so that he can contact Null.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Null|thread=1869|post=10403519}}</ref> Null was annoyed by this, and threatened to call authorities on him if he didn't stop. This progressed to the point where he was get banned from the website a second time.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10455751}}</ref>

==Ownership of Onion Farms==

Kenneth created the website '''Onion Farms''' in its current incarnation in 2019 as a splinter site of the lolcow forum [[Kiwi Farms]], claiming it to be an alternative. The website's namesake comes from how the site was intended for covering "layers of drama and gossip". The website was also created as a gossip site for lolcows, though Kenneth had planned for the site to focus on lolcows from every country around the world. Kenneth also had the idea of providing more attention on people he deemed as "celebrities" to be potential subjects. Anyone with less than 200,000 followers would be deemed "lesser lolcows". <ref>[https://www.lolcow.org/threads/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt-kengle-sailfish-onionnull-godzilla-the-big-onion.5/ lolcow.org thread on Kenneth]</ref>

On the forum, Chris has a discussion board of his own, much like on the Kiwi Farms. Most of the threads found on this board were created for the letters that Kenneth received from Chris. The rest of the board primarily consists of threads centered around orbiters of Chris and updates regarding Kenneth's interactions with Chris. Kenneth created a thread about Chris on 4 September 2020.<ref>{{Cite onion|thread=1239}}</ref>

===Controversies surrounding the Onion Farms===

[[Naught]] was promoted as an administrator on the website, and has been a frequent poster on there. Kenneth received complaints by orbiters for this decision due to Naught's controversial online activities.

[[File:OnionLoliconBoard.png|thumb|200px|left|A screencap of the lolicon board before getting deleted]]
A discussion board dedicated to lolicon and shotacon was created on the website.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10450419}}</ref> Kenneth posted several times on this board, even creating four threads regarding the legality of lolicon, which led to allegations being made that Kenneth is a pedophile. Kenneth then deleted the subforum and created a thread apologizing for its creation.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/ive-deleted-the-lolicon-forum-and-public-apology.1930/ I've deleted the lolicon forum and Public Apology] ([https://archive.ph/wip/0EuiA archive])</ref>

==Jail Saga==

===Jail Letters===

Kenneth claims that he became aware of Chris's arrest after watching [[Ethan Ralph]]'s livestream of the arrest.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdx6IRgBxyM Skip to the 11:06 timestamp]</ref> He used his Onion Farms website as a host for posting a good number of the known letters that Chris sent from Jail. Kenneth initiated communication with Chris via a letter sometime before [[October 2021]], as he was curious as to how Chris was doing in jail.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/christine-weston-chandler-has-mailed-me-surprise-package.1795/ Christine Weston Chandler Has Mailed Me - Surprise Package] ([https://archive.ph/wip/OdDIO archive])</ref> Chris first contacted Kenneth via letter on [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|4 October 2021]], in which he declared that he is Jesus of Nazareth, like he has with [[Null]]. Since then, Kenneth has been communicating with Chris via letter. However, Kenneth also confirmed in a livestream that he had never given Chris his phone number.

Chris appeared to see Kenneth as trustworthy to host letters and calls involving him while he is in Jail. He directed the financial enabler Zombo to Kenneth's website in order to provide [[Chris_and_money#Begging|monetary donations]] to him.

Chris told Kenneth not to share letters on many occasions that he gave to him online, or to only share portions of letters he's received. Kenneth has obliged these requests; For a letter detailing [[Barb|Barb's]] car accident, Kenneth only posted the envelope and a portion of the letter on the Onion Farms. However, several people were able to decipher chunks of the letter through image manipulation, as much of the writing on the back of the page that Kenneth shared had bled through. Noticing this, Kenneth went through several measures to hide portions of the letters he was forbidden to share, including whiting out the blank spaces of the scans he took of the pages. After this failed, Kenneth then shared in full the last of the letters that he previously concealed, including a letter that had the names of Chris's relatives on it. He did, however, censor their names.

After Chris was transferred from Central Virginia Regional Jail to an undisclosed location, Kenneth claimed he would cut all ties with Chris.

===Kenneth Strikes Back===

{{quote|Please post this on kiwifarms. I am not holding back or being unfair. We've have gotten some pretty amazing content from what CWC chooses to share. But she calls the shots and there are people who write her telling what has been posted on Onionfarms.|Kenneth prompting people lurking on his site to tell people on Kiwi Farms about content from Chris he farmed.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/message-to-kiwifarms.2369/#post-34673 Message to Kiwifarms] ([https://archive.ph/wip/uN5Pb archive])</ref>}}

After Chris was transferred back to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] Kenneth decided to initiate letters back to Chris,<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/#post-34422 An Onion Farms post where Kenneth admits to initiating the 11 May 2022 Letter] ([https://archive.ph/wip/ddVDh archive])</ref> despite saying that he'd cut ties with Chris and not heed his words. He once again agreed to censor certain letters. Kenneth held to this promise by not leaking one of the letters in full, but instead summarizing the major points of one of the letters he was told not to share.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]</ref> Kenneth believes that he was advised against this due to people reading portions of letters through image manipulation.

On 30 May 2022, Kenneth made a thread on Onion Farms in which he told people to post on the Kiwi Farms. In the post, he talks about people that have been telling Chris via letter about the letters he has been posting on Onion Farms, and how people were able to read them despite his efforts to redact information. [[Null]] responded to this with "It took 9 years, but Kengle finally has a way to use Chris to get attention that nobody can interfere with. Congrats, big boy."<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=102598|post=12032938}}</ref>

===Livestreams===
{{Main|Onion Farms Livestreams}}

Kenneth proposed the idea of making livestreams on the Onion Farms in lieu of [[Null|Null's]] ''Mad at the Internet'' livestreams.

Kenneth then three interviews with a YouTuber who read several of the letters that Chris sent Kenneth, where they discussed how communications between him and Chris typically went.

==Gallery==

===Art made by Kenneth===
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==External Links==
* [https://www.onionfarms.com/ Kenneth's ''Onion Farms'' website.] ([https://archive.ph/wip/CwWB6 archive])
* [https://twitter.com/kengel_online Kenneth's Twitter]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/members/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt.6454/ Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account] (banned)
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170722002953/https://www.kennethengelhardt.com/ An archived version of Ken's official website] (Died in mid 2018)

==See Also==
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - The basis of Kenneth's Onion Farms forum
*[[Null]]
*[[Onion Farms Livestreams]]

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Isabella Loretta Janke

2022-07-05T07:37:47Z

A Gay Retard: /* The incest scandal */ -would -also

{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|has been}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Bella is a pathological liar and gives contradictory statements.<ref group = note>Bella posted a Google Document onto the Chris subreddit, where she tried to deny information that has been gathered about her and her associations with other orbiters, contradicting what has already been verified or shifting blame on people she talked to. (Such as her involvement with Praetor, bragging to the Suitress, and claiming that the WCT "threw her under the bus"). In that document, she'd also claim to stop talking to Chris from March 2021 to the late June of that year. However, in one of her Chess Club servers, she'd also tell one of her associates in a July 2021 post that she trolled Chris for "almost a year".</ref>|Bella often embellishes or brags about heinous or disgusting acts she's supposedly done or claims she plans to do for shock value.<ref group = note>For example, Bella [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-502#post-9668139 claimed to one of her associates] that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, only to then be called out by the same associate that she had used a stock image from reddit when asked to give proof of this, to which Bella responded to with "Yeah no shit retard".</ref>|Paradoxically, Bella will also claim she didn't actually mean certain things she said.|Bella has a history of fabricating evidence. <ref>[[Fabricated BDSM texts]]</ref>|Bella will often put on a genial facade, and act sychophantic around guests, but speak very negatively of them when they're not in the same chat as her.{{refn|group="note"|Compare Bella's messages in [[Chess Club]] versus [[Chess Group 15]].}}|Along with this, Bella will often backstab or throw her presumed allies under the bus when it is most convenient for her.<ref group = note>After the incest call got leaked, Bella framed many of her associates as being the voice in the call, most infamously the Suitress, whom she blamed for most of the events that have occured prior.</ref>
}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}

{{quote|[[Chris and English|Were the best trolls on history.]]|Bella,<ref name = "scared">[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref> optimistically looking forward to the leaks.}}

{{quote|allen ive been trolling him for almost a year now and im the hardest to find according to everyone and the most secretive|Bella gloating to one of her associates about her secrecy.<ref name = year>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Isabella Loretta Janke
|image = Bella.png
|day = 18
|month = 8
|year = 2001
|birthsrc =
|aliases = Bella<ref name="newOP"/> ILJ<ref name="newOP"/> Maxine Sidero<ref>{{cite farms|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> lilaj<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9680097}}</ref> 10thanonymous<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames">{{Cite farms|thread=97559|title=Bella's Usernames & Burner Accounts}}</ref> 10anon<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=97658|post=9790915}}</ref> an0nymous NP2348<ref name="newOP"/> Simon918<ref name="newOP"/> Careless-Metal-423<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames"/> nobodysbusiness77897<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-985#post-9698963 A Kiwi Farms post listing many of Bella's reddit accounts.]</ref> Kelly Osborn<ref name="newOP"/> redpilled single dad<ref name="usernames"/> honeymussie<ref name = honey>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=98702|post=10615290}}</ref> creamcicle<ref name = honey/> Kelly Andes<ref name="KellyAndes">[[Bella chats#Kelly Andes E-mails]]</ref> Ashley Hamer<ref name="AshleyHamer">[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref> Jung ji<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=102783|post=10197538}}</ref>
|gender = Female
|race = White
|nation = American
|religion = [[Atheist]]
|ft = 5
|in = 7
|occupation = {{TrollOccupation}} Animator
|organization = TTU Chess Club (founder, leader) Praetor (formerly)<ref name=avatar></ref>
|education = Texas Tech University (Computer Engineering)
|saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|praetor|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
|knownfor = *Creating an animated intro for Chris *Being asked by Chris to act as a bodyguard at [[Everfree Northwest]] to protect him from [[Jacob Sockness]] *Being hired by Chris to be his photographer at Everfree *Claiming on at least two occasions to have plots involving harming Chris or getting him to commit suicide *Being in, and recording, a call where Chris admits to committing [[Affair with Mother|incest on his mother]]
}}

'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''', (born 18 August 2001)<ref name="newOP">{{Cite farms|thread=98702|title=(New OP + General Discussion) Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - Chris Troll, Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Suicide Pusher, Crusty, Musty Ass Bitch}}</ref> also known as '''Kelly Osborn''' and dozens of other pseudonyms, is known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] [[Incest Call]] in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] revealed that he had been [[Affair with Mother|having an incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref name=incestleak>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96559
|title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
|user = [[Null]]
}}</ref>

A foot fungus-ridden,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - memes" at 08-Apr-21 1:39 AM timestamp - Isabella discusses her foot fungus issues</ref> currently-suspended student at Texas Tech University, Bella's sordid internet activities included being the leader of a chain of Discord servers, the TTU [[Chess Club]], from which she and her friends made many sociopathic, edgy, and off-color remarks, including encouraging people to verbally harass other students.<ref name=ttudiscord>{{Cite farms|title=Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people|thread=96787|post=9671283}}</ref>

In the fall of 2020, Bella was hired by the [[Praetor]] group to create an animation for Chris, where the two of them met. She and Chris kept in contact afterwards. While Bella was friendly towards Chris in conversations,<ref>[[Bella chats]]</ref> behind his back she [[A-Logging|A-Logged]] him on [[Kiwi Farms]] and her [[Chess Club]] Discord servers, even claiming on two occasions to have plots to harm Chris or to get him to commit suicide. With no proof of the claims beyond Bella's own words, it remains unclear whether she had any real plots or was claiming it for edgy humor; this has been the source of much speculation. Bella was also one of several people who spread rumors about Praetor following the leak of a chunk of the [[Taser Call]], claiming that she was trying to convince them to harm Chris.

In [[July 2021]], Chris began telling selected trusted individuals - Bella, [[The WCT]], [[Null]], [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Don Lashomb]], [[Spunky]], and his physician<ref name=selected>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref> - that he had begun having sexual relations with an older woman. At the time, Chris was using euphemisms such as "lady friend" to mislead them and disguise the true nature of his actions.

On either the evening of 27 - or the early morning of 28 - July 2021, Chris trusted Bella to such a degree that he decided to reveal that his [[Affair with Mother|sexual partner was his own mother]] to her during [[Incest Call|a video call conversation with her]]. Bella recorded the admission and shared it with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server and [[the Suitress]]. Chris also sent [[Incest Texts]] describing the incest further. Bella planned on how to release the information publicly, wanting to gather evidence and get more information from Chris from another angle to preserve anonymity.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> The Suitress then shared audio from the call with the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] Discord server.<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call chat]]</ref> On the night of 29 July, the first of multiple leaks of audio from the call was leaked to YouTube and Reddit by Chris Chan Conservation Collective server member [[EllDudeRocks]], followed by the texts being leaked to Reddit by the Suitress. Longer (though non-essential) cuts of the call were released by Bella and her Chess Club friend over the next few days. Ultimately Chris would be [[Jail Saga|arrested and charged with incest]] after concerned viewers called police for a [[welfare check]] after the initial 29 July leaks.

In Bella's attempts to preserve her own anonymity, she tried to claim that her friends were either behind the leak<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The WCT questions Bella]]</ref> or were the person behind her voice in the recording,<ref>[[Regarding Chris]]</ref> a move which lead to much backlash.

In the wake of the Incest Call's release, Bella was doxed by the [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref>[[:File:SpookyDoxImage.jpg]]</ref> Out of a combination of her A-Log comments and self-proclaimed plots towards Chris, her edgy behavior, drama over the revelation of Chris having sex with his mother, and general confusion as logs of Bella's chats were leaked, speculation and gossip on Bella's involvement with Chris ran rampant, with many unproven allegations being repeated as fact. As a result, many believe Bella to be the most corrupt troll to have ever targeted Chris. However, any plans of hers, if she had any, never came to pass, making her intentions hazy.

During his stay in jail, Chris has come to view Bella as his new arch-nemesis, alongside [[Null]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], stating in many jail letters how he "foresaw" several of her claimed plots, and claimed that Bella had faked many of the details that were seemingly revealed in the Incest Call.
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==Online Presence==
===Behavior===
{{protip|Parts of this section are based on edgy commentary or behaviors Bella made or displayed in [[Chess Club]] servers or elsewhere. Whether Bella genuinely holds the beliefs or has performed the acts mentioned is unclear.}}
[[File:AbstractBella.png|thumb|left|200px|An abstract depiction of Bella]]

{{quote|Bella had worked out a pretty smart plan on getting people into her group, she would be very outgoing and invite people to her discord, and whoever stuck around, either lurked or stuck around. so she became the catch all for the lowest common denominator of people, whether they shared views, or they wanted to have sex with bella, because she had fat tits. but most people saw the gore, and the fart/shit/piss fetish stuff posted there, and left.|A former associate of Bella's on her sychophantic behaviors.<ref name = formerassociate/>}}

Bella's sordid online activities were exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxed her. Even before meeting Chris, she and her circle of friends were known for bullying, harassing,<ref name=ttudiscord></ref> slandering,<ref name=pumpkinpatch>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/medias2-m3u8-txt.2423198/?hash=a71d13e27f7d2b45bf8c5e3f76ce492b Look in the channel "quiet"]</ref><ref group = note>During a Title IX investigation involving her and her group, Bella attempted to shift blame on an ex of her's who she claims was also in her clique. This ex also posted on the Kiwi Farms, while making claims about Bella and her involvement in the Chess Club servers.</ref> {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|and blackmailing}} other Texas Tech University students.<ref group = note>Bella cited many of these targetted students in various chats and messages as being involved in events involving her. In these scenarios, their names will be edited out.</ref>

Along with these activities, Bella has shown a tendency to embelish several acts that she claims she did or plans to do, especially when talking with friends. For example, Bella has claimed to one of her associates that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, and used a stock image from Reddit when asked for evidence. The associate then pointed this out, to which Bella responded with "Yeah no shit retard".<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Liber Pater|thread=96787|post=9668139}}</ref> Bella has also made off-color comments and posts suggesting herself to be a [[Nazis|white supremacist]],<ref name = presentation/> animal abuser,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis-herz-ternarymercury-bellas-best-friend-and-primary-defender.97621/ Look under the spoiler "Hamster Soup"]</ref><ref name = presentation>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9671693}}</ref> and to have peculiar or outright disturbing fetishes (including snuff,<ref name = imgurfolders/> zoophilia,<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9676360}}</ref>[[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]],{{cite}} [[Pedofork|pedophilia]]<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96786|post=9599804}}</ref>).<ref name="SummaryThread">{{Cite farms|thread=97658|title=Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread|autoarchive=20211017181202}}</ref> An unban notice from one of her Onion Farms accounts, made on 8 November 2020, also notes that Bella initially got banned for selling people's doxes and/or passwords.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=97609|post=9757825}}</ref>

In December 2018, an account on Fanfiction.net named narutoisgay77897 posted a ''Naruto'' fanfic about father-son incest between the characters Naruto and Boruto.<ref name=fanfic>[https://archive.md/rAyta An archived fanfiction.net account]</ref> The link between Bella and narutoisgay77897 is unclear.

Bella has drawn gore comics about "fluffy ponies", a subset of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fan art community whose users create stories and art in which the characters are abused.<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fluffy-ponies</ref> In November 2020, Bella, as user Careless-Metal-423, posted a gore comic to the fluffycommunity subreddit which received 330 votes.<ref>https://archive.md/sVYFT</ref> Another comic was also found, signed as her 10anon username.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/bella-art-b-jpg.2430845/ A piece of art created by Bella]</ref> Her comics depict fluffies being crushed by a woman sitting on them.

Accounts going under the usernames "lilaj77897" and "friggiffartard", both believed to belong to Bella, have also created imgur accounts full of shocking images and videos, including pornographic videos, animal abuse, a screenshot of a <abbr title="A web browser which enables a user to view the Internet anonymously>Tor</abbr> link to a website which hosts child pornography,<ref group = "note>How Bella had obtained this screenshot, or if she had created it herself, is not known. However, ZorgothTDK, who claims to have been an associate of her's, also claimed that she would "...collect CP for her own use and may have resold it to others".</ref> gore, executions, and beastiality.<ref name = imgurfolders>{{Cite farms|thread=99024}}</ref> The link between the second account and Bella is also unclear, though the former account included videos that feature her and the latter account contained many pieces of art and animations created by her, many of which appear to be traced.<ref group = note>In the "friggiffartard" folder, many of the drawings vary drastically in style and quality.</ref>

===TTU Chess Club===
{{Infobox Organization
|name = TTU Chess Club
|image = TTUChessClub.jpg|size = 170px
|aliases = The Chess Club
|founder = Isabella Loretta Janke
|saga = {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}
Bella was the admin of multiple [[Discord]] servers, all collectively refered to as the '''Texas Tech University (TTU) Chess Club''', or more simply '''the Chess Club''', in which she and her friends played chess and chat. Appropriately, creating the group, and theming it around Chess, a claimed associate of Bella's claimed she bragged about having an Elo rating score of 1700, despite this score being calculated through online games, and not actually competing in any real tournaments.<ref group = note>The Elo score is the relative ranking used to compare the proficiency of players in games such as chess. The percentiles vary depending on the scale used, but "1700" is generally considered above average. In the USCF scale, the scale is 100 and up. On that scale, 1700 is considered "Class B", which is considered to be "consistently above average" for all players. It should be noted, however, that this score was calculated through online games Bella had played, and not through any official tournament data. Along with that, the alleged associate also claims "1700" to be a below average score on the scale the games use.</ref><ref>{{Cite farms|writer=xXEpicFartMasterXx|thread=96787|post=9685246}}</ref> A former associate of the Chess Club recounted Bella creating at least two other servers predating the Chess Club, both of which being taken down for violating Discord's Terms of Services in some way.<ref name = formerassociate>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/r-direct_messages_-_private_-_thegambitt_redacted_880798136925323335-html-html.2503834/]</ref> He claimed that Bella had created the original Chess Club server as a more tamed down alternative of one of the prior two servers, and as a means of recruiting more people into her clique.

{{quote|yea when i was in the first 2, maybe 3? servers, the first got nuked, because of gore spam, the second was a cess pool of disgusting everything, and the third was the "chess server" which was a tamed down version of the second, in hopes to get people to join the inner circle|A former associate on the history of the Chess Club servers.<ref name = formerassociate/>}}

The [[Chess Club]] server hosted Bella's friends from Texas Tech University, including '''Louis''', one of the Chess Club's most active members whose screennames include "louize" and "ternarymercury", and '''Allen''', another friend of Bella who expressed interest in conversing with Chris. Bella and her friends made many vulgar and edgy comments in this server. In the wake of the [[Incest Call]], Bella discussed the call in the Chess Club<ref name=bellareacts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> and the leaking of the call.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak]]</ref> She also attempted to frame many of the members in these servers for being the voice in the call.

[[Chess Group 15|Chess Group #15]] was a separate server created by Bella. It held a more genial atmosphere than the Chess Club. On 19 July 2021, Bella invited in Chris, [[The WCT]] and [[the Suitress]] into Chess Group #15. There, WCT discussed his feud with [[Naught]], asking for Bella's help in doxing Naught,<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Watchmen Treason]]</ref> the Suitress and Bella discussed Everfree Northwest plans, and Chris made only one comment stating he was busy drawing. Bella's friend Allen also tried to converse with Chris, changing his screenname to "Alice" and pretending to be a girl, however Chris was not active in the server and didn't respond.

Bella also created another server after the Incest leaks referred to as '''The Pumpkin Patch''', where many of her associates had moved to, and discuss many of the events that happened prior.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Bella chats}}

{{quote|she's actually cool to talk with|Chris on Bella, December 2020.<ref name=avatar></ref>}}

{{quote|Judgement is good, sycophants are cheap.|[[Kyle]]'s opinion on judging Bella.<ref name=avatar>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Avatar State]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWClipse.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Their love quests are at an end...]]
Bella claims that she first saw Chris at [[BronyCon]] circa [[2016]] when she happened to be visiting Baltimore to watch a [[autism|Rubik's Cube contest]]. Chris did not attend Bronycon in 2016, so it is more likely she saw him there in [[2017]].<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9624148}}</ref> She claims that she did not know who Chris was at the time and did not talk to him.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref>

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella's interest in Chris was not sparked until some time in early 2020, when she began watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''.}} A former associate of Bella's also claimed that she constantly bragged about knowing him personally.<ref name=formerassociate/>

Bella has also been noted for having ties with several of Chris's other orbiters. According to Bella, she got into contact with Chris via [[Praetor]] around September-November 2020.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella's account on how she knows Chris]]</ref> Chris also states in a [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022 letter]] that he had met Bella via his interactions with Praetor, though he also believes that them hiring her was not a good decision.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris however states in a later letter that Bella had not contributed much to the group, has not participated with them while making sales, and that her only true collaboration with them was an animated intro involving Chris Chan Sonichu.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>

The troll [[Larry Vaughn]] claimed to have been in contact with Bella early on when she first contacted Chris.<ref name=vaughn>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96787|post = 9600559|title = "[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion."
|user = [[Larry Vaughn]]
}}</ref> According to Larry, Bella told him that both she and Chris had been attempting to contact gal-pals from [[high school]], claiming that he had a desire to reconnect with them. Larry claimed that Bella would play a substantial role in helping him manipulate Chris. <ref name = vaughn/> A Twitter account of Bella's under her "Kelly Osborn" pseudonym had also followed Larry's Twitter account.<ref name = twitter>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/#post-9599908 A dump of several of Bella's Twitter accounts]</ref>

Bella attemptted to impersonate a [[wikipedia:Curiosity Stream|Curiosity Stream]] employee on 13 October 2020 in order to get him to Richmond, Virginia, sending him an e-mail claiming interest in discussing with him about autism on a podcast due to his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]].<ref>[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref>

On 28 December 2020, Bella talked about the Avatar State, a power-up from the fictional Nickelodeon cartoon ''Avatar: the Last Airbender''. Chris promptly incorporated it into his fantasy world.<ref name=avatar></ref>

[[File:KellyAndesEmail1.png|thumb|400px|One of two leaked e-mails where Bella interacts with Chris under the "Kelly Andes" pseudonym]]
From 1 February until mid-June of 2021, Bella an impersonation of the high school [[gal-pal]] [[Kellie Andes]] (while misspelling her name as "Kelly Andes"). <ref name = "KellyAndes"/> As only a few of these e-mails have been leaked, and all of the leaked e-mails have occurred far between, it is uncertain how far Bella may have gone with this plan, or what she intended with it.

On 17 February 2021, Bella was mentioned by Chris as one option he had been considering for a potential relationship.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref> Chris showed signs of interest in her later on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]; he wanted to book a room with Bella at the hotel at which they planned to stay.<ref name=lovetriangle>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Love Triangle]]</ref> She claimed in a chat between herself and the Suitress that Chris consistently made sexual remarks towards her. <ref name = "scared"/> In a conversation with [[Watchmen]] members, Chris stated that Bella was "intelligent".<ref>[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]</ref>

During their interactions, Chris held a positive view of Bella, describing her as "cool to talk with,"<ref name=avatar></ref> meshing with Bella's claim that she is "extremely nice to him."<ref name=suicide></ref> Bella gifted Chris with mints in the shape of Pickle Rick, markers, and a few letters.<ref name = worddoc/> However, the former Watchmen member [[Kyle]] considered Bella a "sycophant".<ref name=avatar></ref> Bella claimed that many of the ineteractions she had with Chris were "pleasant",<ref name = worddoc/> though Chris also envisioned her as being a male Sonichu in [[Dimension C-197]].

Bella claimed that she had cut off all interactions with Chris for a short period of time between the [[March 2021|March of 2021]] and the late [[June 2021|June]] of that year.<ref name = worddoc/> She claimed that she did this out of the surrounding CWCsphere being "toxic", as well as concerns for the [[Watchmen]] doxing people, receiving many, many texts from Chris, and the amount of work it would have taken to give him sufficient attention. Bella claims from there that she was then invited by Chris to the brony convention, [[Everfree Northwest]]. However, Bella contradicted this claim in a [[July 2021]] Discord post, talking to one of her associates about how, as a result of being nice to Chris, she was able to troll him for almost a year.<ref name = year/> The full extent at which Bella had been trolling Chris by this point, however, is not known, though Bella had often boasted and bragged about being the only troll that has never been discovered.

==Art and Animations==

Bella created a few pieces of [[fanart]] and animations regarding Chris, or involved him and his creations in some way.

===Chris Chan Sonichu Intro===

'''Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation''' is a short animated video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 13 [[November 2020]]. The animation, in the style of a 90's anime, features Chris transforming into his [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] form while his ear-piercing falsetto rendition of "Twist of Fate" by Olivia Newton-John plays.

On an unknown date, but believed to be no later than 13 November 2020, Chris provided the vocals for the video. On 15 March 2021, Bella posted on Kiwi Farms that Chris and Praetor had commissioned her to create the animation:

{{quote|I was paid too by Chris himself and a group of faggy trolls who “recruited me”(essentially just gave me all of chris‘s information and bank info) and had Chris write me a graphic explanation of the “anime intro” word for word.|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

The video was animated by Bella under the aliases Careless-Metal-423 and tenthanonymous. Notably, she included some sneaky detail of Chris' [[Duck]] in the panty-shots during the transformation sequence.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/kkudbt/i_did_the_chris_chan_intro_animation_ama/</ref>

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation
| ytid = uQzq0OTRUKc
| stardate = Unclear
| maker =
| subject =
| Saga = {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

====Description====
{{Quotebox|Animation and artwork done by [[Isabella Loretta Janke|tenthanonymous]].
https://www.instagram.com/i_have_30k_hours_on_nekopara/

Music is a karaoke version of “Twist of Fate” by Olivia Newton John.
http://olivianewton-john.com/
https://youtu.be/75YdMFOG06Q

Vocals done by the voice of Chris Chan Sonichu.
https://www.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu}}

====Transcript====
[''Throughout the video, Chris belts out a somewhat incomprehensible rendition of Olivia Newton-John's song {{w|Twist of Fate (Olivia Newton-John song)|Twist of Fate}}.'']

[''The video opens on an animated shot of Chris holding the Sonichu medallion. He raises the medallion, which the camera focuses on from 0:02 to 0:04. Chris then transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'']

[''After Chris finishes transforming, he poses with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. The text "Chris Chan" appears above them, changing into "Sonichu" and finally "Chris Chan Sonichu."'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]}}

===Misc. Art===
Below is some other Chris related art that Bella had created.

<center>
<gallery>
File:CurseYeHaMeHaBella.jpeg|A drawing Bella had made under the "Jung ji" codename. Bella received complaints for tracing this image.
</gallery>
</center>

==A-Logging and claimed plots==
Despite having friendly contact with Chris, Bella had engaged in some noticeable [[A-Logging]] when speaking to others, also claiming to have plots to harm Chris. In a Kiwi Farms post dated 15 March 2021, she described Chris as a "fat, overweight retard", complains about his [[enablers]], and claimed she wanted her associates at [[Praetor]] to get him to cut his penis off, and that he should die in a gender reassignment surgery accident:<ref name=animation></ref>

{{quote|The [[Praetor|current “trolls”]] are just as big of retards as he is and they literally do nothing but stroke his fucking tranny cock that for some reason they won’t budge when I try to tell them to get him to cut it off instead of paying him. as much as I think the guy should’ve been killed in some freak gender reassignment surgery accident by now, I got my check to animate this shit and now I’ll dip, cya!|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

During a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation in the [[Chess Club]], Bella coached her friend Allen on how to talk to Chris. Allen asked why Chris trusts Bella, to which she answered, "bc im extrmeley nice to him," then claimed it's how she "hacked" into his bank account and "stole his money", and "got free trips and got him to join a cult and mlp porn on [Kiwi Farms] and fly [to Florida]". In this conversation, Allen states an alleged suicide plot they have, to which Bella also claims in conjunction that they'd do it by convinving him other people are Jesus. Bella's friend Allen wrote, "I thought the plan was to get him to kill himself", to which Bella responded, "yeah but by getting others to tell him theyre jesus and they hate them and then saying "oh no those ppl are os mean :(" and then he pays me". The conversation then turned back to coaching Allen to talk to Chris. Bella advised him to avoid making comments which could upset Chris, pointing out that [[Watchmen]] such as [[MKRNightVee]] might dox Allen for it. Bella walked Allen through talking to Chris, suggesting he be overly expressive and nice because Chris doesn't interpret tones well.<ref name=suicide>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref>

Chris claimed in a jail letter in response to a fan's questions that he "foreknew" that Bella had a suicide plot.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> As Chris had likely gained several letters mentioning Bella and this alleged plot before this one, while also claiming to have "foreseen" several other happenings, and Bella is a considerably unreliable narrator, whether Bella actually had this plot in mind or was simply claiming this for shock value is unclear as formal proof of this is yet to be found.

==Everfree Northwest==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Attendees}}
[[File:BellaRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[:File:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|Does this remind you of anything?]]]]
[[Everfree Northwest]] is a ''[[My Little Pony]]''-themed convention; Chris had planned to attend during [[August 2021]]. While making plans in July, Chris sought to put together a "posse" for "sharing and protection" during the convention, seemingly in response to being informed by [[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] that [[Jacob Sockness]] planned to attend in disguise to meet with him.<ref name=socknessalert>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref> On 12 July, Chris asked The WCT if he knew of anyone who could help, and WCT indicated that he did not. Chris also mentioned having asked [[Null]] and [[Praetor]]'s Caden if they could help with the posse arrangements.<ref name=socknessalert></ref> The following day, Chris texted Bella and assigned her to act as a bodyguard:

{{quote|I wanted to check in with you on an additional detail about the convention, as in while us being together as travel buddies and friends remains genuine, there is a caveat as well. You'll also play as a bodyguard and watch person, similar to [[Video games|Link's Navi]], unless you feel able to do physical work in defense as well. The reason being Sockness is making attempt to get to the convention as wells."|Chris's text to Bella<ref name = selected/>}}

According to Bella, she received a message from Chris requesting that she be his bodyguard.<ref name = "worddoc"/> Bella had agreed to the bodyguard role.<ref name=EN>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Everfree Northwest]]</ref><ref name="bodyguard">[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> Chris also made plans with Bella for them to carpool to Washington, D.C. together for their flight to Seattle, WA to attend the convention there.<ref>[[Bella chats#Everfree Northwest Plans]]</ref> According to Bella, Chris also wanted her to act as photographer, paying her $500 to purchase a camera and follow him around the convention to take photos.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Photographer]]</ref>
[[File:CWC-Null 14 July 2021 Bella convo.png|thumb|200px|Chris talking to Null about Everfree Northwest]]
Around this time, Chris was also secretly in contact with a young woman who had previously developed a crush on him, codenamed "[[The Suitress]]". Chris had wanted Bella to meet and befriend the Suitress, who would have accompanied her and Chris during the convention, in a Discord server. On 14 July 2021, Chris had told [[Null]] about Bella and her plans to meet him at the convention, to which Null tells him that Bella's Instagram account claimed she was a 45-year-old man.<ref>[[Null DMs#Bella]]</ref> Chris sent Null a photograph of her. On 19 July 2021, Chris invited Bella<ref>[[Bella chats#Watchmen Drama]]</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> and the Suitress<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The Suitress enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> into [[Knights of CWC]], a Discord server of [[Watchmen]], where they discussed [[Everfree Northwest]] and how best to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]].<ref name=EN></ref> From there a love triangle formed. Chris liked Bella, Bella liked the Suitress, and the Suitress liked Chris. Bella detailed her attraction towards the Suitress in various Chess Club servers. She shared a photograph the Suitress took of her legs,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> called her "cute",<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Even More Bella Thirst]]</ref> and claimed that she wanted to "protect" her from Chris and woo her away from him.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> She also expressed wanting to dance with her during the Grand Galloping Gala event.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Dance]]</ref>

In the leaked chunks of the [[Incest Call]], Bella stated that she was pushing for both Chris and the Suitress to have sex in the hotel room where they would stay in during the event. These plans were consistently frustrated by the fact that Chris wanted a room with Bella, as opposed to one with the Suitress. Bella claimed that as his "photographer", she would take pictures of all of the instances that Chris and the Suitress got "romantic". The exact purpose of these plans are unknown.

Any plans that would have come out of this would never come to pass. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and detained]] before he could actually attend the convention and has since been banned indefinitely.<ref>[[Everfree Northwest#Blacklisted from attending|Everfree blacklists Chris]]</ref>

==The incest scandal==
{{See also|Bella and Suitress chats}}
{{Protip|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although she didn't strongly discourage him from continuing having sex with his mother when she found out about it,<ref name = call/> Bella did not convince Chris to ''start'' his affair with his mother. Chris has told her about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50" two weeks before the infamous [[incest call]]<ref name = selected/> as well as having dreams of having sex with his mom.<ref name=suicide></ref> It also hasn't been proven that Bella has a genuine incest fetish.}}
{{quote|[[Null|Josh moon]] hates me abd I'm ok with just being a legend|Bella optimistically gloating about the incest leaks.<ref name = "general">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - general" at 31-Jul-21 06:43 AM timestamp</ref>}}

[[File:IncestCall.png|thumb|left|150px|An artist's alternative interpretation of the call itself.]]

Bella is most well-known for her participation in drama that revolved around Chris's affair with his elderly mother. After Chris gave hints about such an affair, she spoke with Chris in a call about it. Parts of the call were leaked, leading to the aforementioned drama.

===Hints at an affair===

On 13 July 2021, Chris had [[Honest Content|confessed]] to Bella that he was in a relationship with a new sweetheart who is "older than him", considering her as one of the few people he can trust to not confess this to anyone else.<ref name = selected/>

On about 27 July, Chris again pressed further and dropped more hints about the nature of his relationship:

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is. I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods.|Chris.<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref>}}

Chris stated he would "feel better and safer confiding with [Bella] in person." Chris also recommended using Signal, a texting and voice/video chatting app which features security measures such as end-to-end encryption (having used the app to communicate with [[Null]]).<ref name=spill></ref>

Later, Bella chatted with [[the Suitress]] about Chris's evasiveness. Bella said that, due to Chris implying illegal activity over his relationship from his "hack" comment, she had a feeling he and his sexual partner were related. The Suitress asked if it was Barbara and Bella replied "I genuinely think it might be"<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

===The Incest Call===
{{quote|At first I did not believe it, even after Christine said “Bella, I want you to look me in the eye when I say this… I am having sexual relations with Barbara”|A supposed recounting from Bella about how the Incest Call started.<ref name = worddoc/>}}

In the early morning of 28 [[July 2021]], [[Incest Call|a video call]] took place. During it, Chris revealed that his new sweetheart was actually his mother, going into [[Honest Content|graphic detail]] about his incestuous relationship with her. According to Bella, the beginning of the conversation was not recorded, and she began recording when Chris showed her the vibrators and "organic lube foam" he was using on his mom.<ref>{{cite farms|title=leaking new info|thread=96813|post=9607177|wayback=20220115230847}}</ref>

Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even supportive at times. Afterwards she stated to her [[Chess Club]] friends that she never said the incest was wrong and that Chris thought it was justified, and that she said she understood so he would talk more.<ref name=bellareacts></ref> Bella stated this several times when she was questioned in an interview regarding the call leaks.<ref name = interview/>

To her credit, Bella made a subtle attempt to divert Chris's attention away from Barbara by bringing up [[the Suitress]]:

{{quote|[Barbara]'s wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah.|Bella, promoting [[the Suitress]].<ref name=call>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

Bella talked up the Suitress, describing her as "a wonderful girl" who "really, really, really adores you" and painted a picture of a relationship with her:

{{quote|[The Suitress]'ll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.|Bella.<ref name=call></ref>}}

However Chris resisted, saying he had foretold the future and that the Suitress would find someone else while at college.

===Call Leaks===

After the call ended, Bella then edited together multiple clips from her recording and shared the video call with the [[Chess Club]] and [[the Suitress]]. All expressed disgust with Chris for his incest.

{{quote|Dude

WHAT THE FUCK|A reaction from Bella after the call.<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref>}}

[[The Suitress]], though in shock, stated that "when I have sex with him, I hope it sways him away from his mother" and encouraged Bella to "please tell him to quit her for me".<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk></ref>

Apparently around the time of the call, Chris [[Incest texts|allegedly sent text messages]] to Bella describing his incestuous actions in additional detail.

Bella intended to leak the incest news, but wanted to gather evidence from a different angle to remain anonymous.<ref name=bellareacts></ref> However, she had sent the [[incest Call]] and [[Incest texts|texts]] to the [[Suitress]], who leaked those on the night of 29 July on a Discord Server,<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref> both without Bella's permission. Bella scolded the Suitress for both of these actions, evidently irritated.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref>

Sometime after, Bella started to gloat about discovering this revelation. In chats with the Suitress, Bella said she and the Suitress "broke the Internet", which the Suitress did not have much interest in doing, claiming to just want to see Chris, and seemingly being worried about the consequences that may follow, to which Bella claims that she will protect her identity.<ref name=impact>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref>

===Interview===
{{main|Incest Leak Interview}}
After the clips have been leaked, a user going by '''Gungann''' had attempted to interview Bella out of concerns that she was manipulating Chris and/or the Suitress.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9669527}}</ref> After she had a conversation with Bella regarding the premature leaks, the Suitress invited Bella to the interiew, which the Suitress and Gungann had agreed to. In two chunks of the interview (both of which were shared on Kiwi Farms to provide context) Bella was repeatedly asked if she was "aroused" by the call, or if she had an incest fetish, which Bella frantically denied. The Suitress attempted to ease tensions and accusations, explaining that the way that Bella may have said things in the call may have been "misconstrued".<ref name = interview>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref>

===Bella is named===
[[File:BellaWife.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's interpretation of Bella during Chris's arrest.]]

[[Null]] questioned Chris, who told him that he had told only Bella, consequently, Bella was named by Null as a troll with knowledge of the material.<ref name=incestleak></ref> Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the growing drama.

[[File:WCT questions Bella-redact.png|thumb|200px|[[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] questions Bella for her side of the story; she deflects with absurd lies.]]

[[Watchmen]] leader [[The WCT]] questioned Bella, asking for her side of the story. He then created a group chat, titled [[Regarding Chris]], with Bella and some of the other Watchmen for further questioning,<ref name=regarding>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms]</ref> though this move backfired as Bella instead responded with disinformation.

At first Bella kept to her word to protect the Suitress, claiming to the Watchmen that the Suitress was not the person mentioned in the Incest Call,<ref>[[Regarding Chris chats#Regarding the Suitress]]</ref> and also claiming the name mentioned in the call to be a minor with the same name. Bella explained to the Suitress that this was to prevent the Watchmen from trying to blast the Suitress.<ref name=impact></ref>

However, later in the Watchmen's Regarding Chris chat, Bella soon turned to framing the Suitress for being the voice in the [[Incest Call]].<ref>[[:File:KellyOsbornFraming.png]]</ref>

Bella then created [[fabricated BDSM texts]] in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=97948|title=How Bella Faked the BDSM Text: An Analysis and Timeline|wayback=20220113183520}}</ref> Bella tried to perpetuate this notion in [[Regarding Chris]], claiming that Chris did not feed Barb unless she performed felatio on him. In the chat, she convinced Watchman [[The WCT]] that the screenshot was legitimate and persuaded him to release it publicly and to name the Suitress as his source,<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> resulting in the Suitress getting doxxed via WCT uploading one of her videos to a Kiwi Farms post.<ref>https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC</ref> The screenshot was dismissed as fake by most observers, and the motive behind its creation remains unknown.

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella tried to make several sockpuppet accounts on various platforms, ranging from the Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and 4chan, where she claimed that "tranny niggers" uploaded the call,}} among other disinformation to protect her identity, as well as attempting to claim that she was not "Kelly Osborn" to the Christuber [[GiBi]]. The attempts ultimately failed.

Bella created an eight-page Google Doc document in which she attempted to dispel any supposed rumors originating from the Kiwi Farms and its user base. She posted this document onto the Chris Chan sub-reddit on 7 August 2021. In it, she claimed that she was never a member of [[Praetor]] (misspelling the organization as "praector") and had attempted to shed light on her interactions with Chris. The veracity of many of the claims regarding her motivations made in the document are unclear; she had already denied her involvement with Praetor, and denied her involvement in a chat with the Suitress, in which Bella brags to the Suitress about obtaining the incest call. In that same doc, she claimed that the [[WCT]] had blocked her after she denied him the full 4-hour tape and "threw him under the bus", despite the WCT questioning her involvement in the call that was given, and even being manipulated into Bella's attempt to frame the Suitress.<ref name = "scared"/><ref name = worddoc>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hello-everyone-its-bella-docx.2431274/ Word Document Hello everyone, it's "bella"]</ref>

=== Chris cuts ties ===
Even after the [[Incest Call]] was leaked, Chris was still trusting of Bella as he believed her cover story that someone else had leaked the information<ref name=wctdiscussfallout>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref> even though he had told only her.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Null texts Chris]]</ref> [[Null]] pointed out the absurdity of this and asked how Chris rationalized it, to which Chris replied that he was "spiritually guided and sound of mind."<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Sound of mind]]</ref> Chris then texted [[The WCT]] and asked for his thoughts, and WCT concurred with Null that Chris shouldn't trust Bella. Chris then agreed that Bella's story was not credible.<ref name=wctdiscussfallout></ref>

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Protip|Much like with [[Clyde Cash]], several people have attempted to mimic Bella using accounts that use her likeness. Be cautious when taking anything stated by accounts that claim to belong to her.}}
[[File:IsabellaSuspensionTwo.png|thumb|right|An ex of Bella claims she got a suspension from Texas Tech University.]]
Eventually, Bella herself was doxed, not in small part due to one of Bella's Chess Club associates, Louis, posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog.{{cite}} {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|After her personal information was leaked, Bella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and [[Kiwi Farms]] to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by [[transgender]] puppetmasters.}} Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail; no one believed her due to her behavior as a habitual liar with sociopathic tendencies, and as of late August, users on the gossip forum [[Kiwi Farms]] were actively speculating about her.

On 31 August 2021, an attorney stating to have been retained by Bella sent a letter to [[Null]], the administrator of Kiwi Farms, requesting the removal of multiple site links relating to Bella. The lawyer stated on behalf of the client concerns over inaccuracies and the negative personal impact from the Kiwi Farms links, offering to confer with the administrator with more details on the condition the conversation remain private due to it involving personal matters such as health issues. The attorney also clarified that the request was not a form of legal action and that he was acting as negotiator. Upon receiving the letter, Null posted it onto the Kiwi Farms and put it up to a vote by the site users over whether the material mentioned in the letter should be removed. The users rejected the removal, voting 3,701 to KEEP! and 202 to DELETE!<ref>{{cite farms|thread=99897|title=2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.}}</ref>

An ex of Bella claimed that Bella got a two-year suspension from Texas Tech University, though the suspension reason is currently unknown. The claim was shared with a [[Kiwi Farms]] member who posted it.

On 22 March 2022 a Kiwi Farms user uncovered one of Bella's emails through her [[Onion Farms]] accounts, and people started speculating that a Instagram account called "Maxine Sidero" was Bella, due to the email linking to the account, the owner of the account looking similar to Bella and the posts featuring Bella's pets and associates.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=KingFrampt|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> When people asked the person account if she was Bella, the account was privatized, and since changed the name to Maxine Sideris and currently mac.aronee.

==Scorn from Chris==

Chris has developed scorn for Bella in recent times after his arrest, as evidenced in [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|various]] [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letters]]. In these letters, Chris states that he came to believe that Bella, along with Null and Jacob Sockness had "betrayal plans" and "nasty plots" for him.

One such letter had Chris claiming that the Incest Call was a "Divine Test" for Bella in hopes that she does not reveal that he had an affair with Barb. He also claimed in the letter of how he foreknew of Bella "tempting" him to suicide.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> Another letter had Chris claim that karma will "bite Bella's ass around Judgement Day".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref> He also claimed in the same letter to have "foreknown" the circumstances that would pin the Suitress's emotions, and how their relationship would have ultimately been ruined by Bella's "plot".

In one other letter, Chris claims that he has forseen Bella's plans long before June 2021. <ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> Chris had also claimed in that letter that Bella had confessed to faking many of the details said in the call, such as that any sex between him and Barb had occured at all, and that the call as a whole should therefore be rendered "moot". The veracity of these claims is indecipherable, due to Bella previously fabricating evidence regarding alleged BDSM sex Chris had with his mother, while Chris had also seemingly bought a sex guide and told several people before Bella about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and previously stating that he had sex with her.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>

Chris has stated in another June letter that Bella was being possessed by evil spirits, and that he was trying to save her from them.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>


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== See also ==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Bella chats]]
* [[Chess Club Chats]]
* [[Chess Group 15 Chats]]
* [[Regarding Chris]]
* [[The Suitress]] - A gal-pal of Chris's that Bella had befriended and then framed.

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Isabella Loretta Janke

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{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|has been}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Bella is a pathological liar and gives contradictory statements.<ref group = note>Bella posted a Google Document onto the Chris subreddit, where she tried to deny information that has been gathered about her and her associations with other orbiters, contradicting what has already been verified or shifting blame on people she talked to. (Such as her involvement with Praetor, bragging to the Suitress, and claiming that the WCT "threw her under the bus"). In that document, she'd also claim to stop talking to Chris from March 2021 to the late June of that year. However, in one of her Chess Club servers, she'd also tell one of her associates in a July 2021 post that she trolled Chris for "almost a year".</ref>|Bella often embellishes or brags about heinous or disgusting acts she's supposedly done or claims she plans to do for shock value.<ref group = note>For example, Bella [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-502#post-9668139 claimed to one of her associates] that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, only to then be called out by the same associate that she had used a stock image from reddit when asked to give proof of this, to which Bella responded to with "Yeah no shit retard".</ref>|Paradoxically, Bella will also claim she didn't actually mean certain things she said.|Bella has a history of fabricating evidence. <ref>[[Fabricated BDSM texts]]</ref>|Bella will often put on a genial facade, and act sychophantic around guests, but speak very negatively of them when they're not in the same chat as her.{{refn|group="note"|Compare Bella's messages in [[Chess Club]] versus [[Chess Group 15]].}}|Along with this, Bella will often backstab or throw her presumed allies under the bus when it is most convenient for her.<ref group = note>After the incest call got leaked, Bella framed many of her associates as being the voice in the call, most infamously the Suitress, whom she blamed for most of the events that have occured prior.</ref>
}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}

{{quote|[[Chris and English|Were the best trolls on history.]]|Bella,<ref name = "scared">[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref> optimistically looking forward to the leaks.}}

{{quote|allen ive been trolling him for almost a year now and im the hardest to find according to everyone and the most secretive|Bella gloating to one of her associates about her secrecy.<ref name = year>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Isabella Loretta Janke
|image = Bella.png
|day = 18
|month = 8
|year = 2001
|birthsrc =
|aliases = Bella<ref name="newOP"/> ILJ<ref name="newOP"/> Maxine Sidero<ref>{{cite farms|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> lilaj<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9680097}}</ref> 10thanonymous<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames">{{Cite farms|thread=97559|title=Bella's Usernames & Burner Accounts}}</ref> 10anon<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=97658|post=9790915}}</ref> an0nymous NP2348<ref name="newOP"/> Simon918<ref name="newOP"/> Careless-Metal-423<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames"/> nobodysbusiness77897<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-985#post-9698963 A Kiwi Farms post listing many of Bella's reddit accounts.]</ref> Kelly Osborn<ref name="newOP"/> redpilled single dad<ref name="usernames"/> honeymussie<ref name = honey>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=98702|post=10615290}}</ref> creamcicle<ref name = honey/> Kelly Andes<ref name="KellyAndes">[[Bella chats#Kelly Andes E-mails]]</ref> Ashley Hamer<ref name="AshleyHamer">[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref> Jung ji<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=102783|post=10197538}}</ref>
|gender = Female
|race = White
|nation = American
|religion = [[Atheist]]
|ft = 5
|in = 7
|occupation = {{TrollOccupation}} Animator
|organization = TTU Chess Club (founder, leader) Praetor (formerly)<ref name=avatar></ref>
|education = Texas Tech University (Computer Engineering)
|saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|praetor|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
|knownfor = *Creating an animated intro for Chris *Being asked by Chris to act as a bodyguard at [[Everfree Northwest]] to protect him from [[Jacob Sockness]] *Being hired by Chris to be his photographer at Everfree *Claiming on at least two occasions to have plots involving harming Chris or getting him to commit suicide *Being in, and recording, a call where Chris admits to committing [[Affair with Mother|incest on his mother]]
}}

'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''', (born 18 August 2001)<ref name="newOP">{{Cite farms|thread=98702|title=(New OP + General Discussion) Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - Chris Troll, Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Suicide Pusher, Crusty, Musty Ass Bitch}}</ref> also known as '''Kelly Osborn''' and dozens of other pseudonyms, is known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] [[Incest Call]] in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] revealed that he had been [[Affair with Mother|having an incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref name=incestleak>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96559
|title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
|user = [[Null]]
}}</ref>

A foot fungus-ridden,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - memes" at 08-Apr-21 1:39 AM timestamp - Isabella discusses her foot fungus issues</ref> currently-suspended student at Texas Tech University, Bella's sordid internet activities included being the leader of a chain of Discord servers, the TTU [[Chess Club]], from which she and her friends made many sociopathic, edgy, and off-color remarks, including encouraging people to verbally harass other students.<ref name=ttudiscord>{{Cite farms|title=Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people|thread=96787|post=9671283}}</ref>

In the fall of 2020, Bella was hired by the [[Praetor]] group to create an animation for Chris, where the two of them met. She and Chris kept in contact afterwards. While Bella was friendly towards Chris in conversations,<ref>[[Bella chats]]</ref> behind his back she [[A-Logging|A-Logged]] him on [[Kiwi Farms]] and her [[Chess Club]] Discord servers, even claiming on two occasions to have plots to harm Chris or to get him to commit suicide. With no proof of the claims beyond Bella's own words, it remains unclear whether she had any real plots or was claiming it for edgy humor; this has been the source of much speculation. Bella was also one of several people who spread rumors about Praetor following the leak of a chunk of the [[Taser Call]], claiming that she was trying to convince them to harm Chris.

In [[July 2021]], Chris began telling selected trusted individuals - Bella, [[The WCT]], [[Null]], [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Don Lashomb]], [[Spunky]], and his physician<ref name=selected>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref> - that he had begun having sexual relations with an older woman. At the time, Chris was using euphemisms such as "lady friend" to mislead them and disguise the true nature of his actions.

On either the evening of 27 - or the early morning of 28 - July 2021, Chris trusted Bella to such a degree that he decided to reveal that his [[Affair with Mother|sexual partner was his own mother]] to her during [[Incest Call|a video call conversation with her]]. Bella recorded the admission and shared it with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server and [[the Suitress]]. Chris also sent [[Incest Texts]] describing the incest further. Bella planned on how to release the information publicly, wanting to gather evidence and get more information from Chris from another angle to preserve anonymity.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> The Suitress then shared audio from the call with the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] Discord server.<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call chat]]</ref> On the night of 29 July, the first of multiple leaks of audio from the call was leaked to YouTube and Reddit by Chris Chan Conservation Collective server member [[EllDudeRocks]], followed by the texts being leaked to Reddit by the Suitress. Longer (though non-essential) cuts of the call were released by Bella and her Chess Club friend over the next few days. Ultimately Chris would be [[Jail Saga|arrested and charged with incest]] after concerned viewers called police for a [[welfare check]] after the initial 29 July leaks.

In Bella's attempts to preserve her own anonymity, she tried to claim that her friends were either behind the leak<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The WCT questions Bella]]</ref> or were the person behind her voice in the recording,<ref>[[Regarding Chris]]</ref> a move which lead to much backlash.

In the wake of the Incest Call's release, Bella was doxed by the [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref>[[:File:SpookyDoxImage.jpg]]</ref> Out of a combination of her A-Log comments and self-proclaimed plots towards Chris, her edgy behavior, drama over the revelation of Chris having sex with his mother, and general confusion as logs of Bella's chats were leaked, speculation and gossip on Bella's involvement with Chris ran rampant, with many unproven allegations being repeated as fact. As a result, many believe Bella to be the most corrupt troll to have ever targeted Chris. However, any plans of hers, if she had any, never came to pass, making her intentions hazy.

During his stay in jail, Chris has come to view Bella as his new arch-nemesis, alongside [[Null]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], stating in many jail letters how he "foresaw" several of her claimed plots, and claimed that Bella had faked many of the details that were seemingly revealed in the Incest Call.
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==Online Presence==
===Behavior===
{{protip|Parts of this section are based on edgy commentary or behaviors Bella made or displayed in [[Chess Club]] servers or elsewhere. Whether Bella genuinely holds the beliefs or has performed the acts mentioned is unclear.}}
[[File:AbstractBella.png|thumb|left|200px|An abstract depiction of Bella]]

{{quote|Bella had worked out a pretty smart plan on getting people into her group, she would be very outgoing and invite people to her discord, and whoever stuck around, either lurked or stuck around. so she became the catch all for the lowest common denominator of people, whether they shared views, or they wanted to have sex with bella, because she had fat tits. but most people saw the gore, and the fart/shit/piss fetish stuff posted there, and left.|A former associate of Bella's on her sychophantic behaviors.<ref name = formerassociate/>}}

Bella's sordid online activities were exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxed her. Even before meeting Chris, she and her circle of friends were known for bullying, harassing,<ref name=ttudiscord></ref> slandering,<ref name=pumpkinpatch>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/medias2-m3u8-txt.2423198/?hash=a71d13e27f7d2b45bf8c5e3f76ce492b Look in the channel "quiet"]</ref><ref group = note>During a Title IX investigation involving her and her group, Bella attempted to shift blame on an ex of her's who she claims was also in her clique. This ex also posted on the Kiwi Farms, while making claims about Bella and her involvement in the Chess Club servers.</ref> {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|and blackmailing}} other Texas Tech University students.<ref group = note>Bella cited many of these targetted students in various chats and messages as being involved in events involving her. In these scenarios, their names will be edited out.</ref>

Along with these activities, Bella has shown a tendency to embelish several acts that she claims she did or plans to do, especially when talking with friends. For example, Bella has claimed to one of her associates that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, and used a stock image from Reddit when asked for evidence. The associate then pointed this out, to which Bella responded with "Yeah no shit retard".<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Liber Pater|thread=96787|post=9668139}}</ref> Bella has also made off-color comments and posts suggesting herself to be a [[Nazis|white supremacist]],<ref name = presentation/> animal abuser,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis-herz-ternarymercury-bellas-best-friend-and-primary-defender.97621/ Look under the spoiler "Hamster Soup"]</ref><ref name = presentation>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9671693}}</ref> and to have peculiar or outright disturbing fetishes (including snuff,<ref name = imgurfolders/> zoophilia,<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9676360}}</ref>[[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]],{{cite}} [[Pedofork|pedophilia]]<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96786|post=9599804}}</ref>).<ref name="SummaryThread">{{Cite farms|thread=97658|title=Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread|autoarchive=20211017181202}}</ref> An unban notice from one of her Onion Farms accounts, made on 8 November 2020, also notes that Bella initially got banned for selling people's doxes and/or passwords.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=97609|post=9757825}}</ref>

In December 2018, an account on Fanfiction.net named narutoisgay77897 posted a ''Naruto'' fanfic about father-son incest between the characters Naruto and Boruto.<ref name=fanfic>[https://archive.md/rAyta An archived fanfiction.net account]</ref> The link between Bella and narutoisgay77897 is unclear.

Bella has drawn gore comics about "fluffy ponies", a subset of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fan art community whose users create stories and art in which the characters are abused.<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fluffy-ponies</ref> In November 2020, Bella, as user Careless-Metal-423, posted a gore comic to the fluffycommunity subreddit which received 330 votes.<ref>https://archive.md/sVYFT</ref> Another comic was also found, signed as her 10anon username.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/bella-art-b-jpg.2430845/ A piece of art created by Bella]</ref> Her comics depict fluffies being crushed by a woman sitting on them.

Accounts going under the usernames "lilaj77897" and "friggiffartard", both believed to belong to Bella, have also created imgur accounts full of shocking images and videos, including pornographic videos, animal abuse, a screenshot of a <abbr title="A web browser which enables a user to view the Internet anonymously>Tor</abbr> link to a website which hosts child pornography,<ref group = "note>How Bella had obtained this screenshot, or if she had created it herself, is not known. However, ZorgothTDK, who claims to have been an associate of her's, also claimed that she would "...collect CP for her own use and may have resold it to others".</ref> gore, executions, and beastiality.<ref name = imgurfolders>{{Cite farms|thread=99024}}</ref> The link between the second account and Bella is also unclear, though the former account included videos that feature her and the latter account contained many pieces of art and animations created by her, many of which appear to be traced.<ref group = note>In the "friggiffartard" folder, many of the drawings vary drastically in style and quality.</ref>

===TTU Chess Club===
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|name = TTU Chess Club
|image = TTUChessClub.jpg|size = 170px
|aliases = The Chess Club
|founder = Isabella Loretta Janke
|saga = {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}
Bella was the admin of multiple [[Discord]] servers, all collectively refered to as the '''Texas Tech University (TTU) Chess Club''', or more simply '''the Chess Club''', in which she and her friends played chess and chat. Appropriately, creating the group, and theming it around Chess, a claimed associate of Bella's claimed she bragged about having an Elo rating score of 1700, despite this score being calculated through online games, and not actually competing in any real tournaments.<ref group = note>The Elo score is the relative ranking used to compare the proficiency of players in games such as chess. The percentiles vary depending on the scale used, but "1700" is generally considered above average. In the USCF scale, the scale is 100 and up. On that scale, 1700 is considered "Class B", which is considered to be "consistently above average" for all players. It should be noted, however, that this score was calculated through online games Bella had played, and not through any official tournament data. Along with that, the alleged associate also claims "1700" to be a below average score on the scale the games use.</ref><ref>{{Cite farms|writer=xXEpicFartMasterXx|thread=96787|post=9685246}}</ref> A former associate of the Chess Club recounted Bella creating at least two other servers predating the Chess Club, both of which being taken down for violating Discord's Terms of Services in some way.<ref name = formerassociate>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/r-direct_messages_-_private_-_thegambitt_redacted_880798136925323335-html-html.2503834/]</ref> He claimed that Bella had created the original Chess Club server as a more tamed down alternative of one of the prior two servers, and as a means of recruiting more people into her clique.

{{quote|yea when i was in the first 2, maybe 3? servers, the first got nuked, because of gore spam, the second was a cess pool of disgusting everything, and the third was the "chess server" which was a tamed down version of the second, in hopes to get people to join the inner circle|A former associate on the history of the Chess Club servers.<ref name = formerassociate/>}}

The [[Chess Club]] server hosted Bella's friends from Texas Tech University, including '''Louis''', one of the Chess Club's most active members whose screennames include "louize" and "ternarymercury", and '''Allen''', another friend of Bella who expressed interest in conversing with Chris. Bella and her friends made many vulgar and edgy comments in this server. In the wake of the [[Incest Call]], Bella discussed the call in the Chess Club<ref name=bellareacts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> and the leaking of the call.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak]]</ref> She also attempted to frame many of the members in these servers for being the voice in the call.

[[Chess Group 15|Chess Group #15]] was a separate server created by Bella. It held a more genial atmosphere than the Chess Club. On 19 July 2021, Bella invited in Chris, [[The WCT]] and [[the Suitress]] into Chess Group #15. There, WCT discussed his feud with [[Naught]], asking for Bella's help in doxing Naught,<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Watchmen Treason]]</ref> the Suitress and Bella discussed Everfree Northwest plans, and Chris made only one comment stating he was busy drawing. Bella's friend Allen also tried to converse with Chris, changing his screenname to "Alice" and pretending to be a girl, however Chris was not active in the server and didn't respond.

Bella also created another server after the Incest leaks referred to as '''The Pumpkin Patch''', where many of her associates had moved to, and discuss many of the events that happened prior.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Bella chats}}

{{quote|she's actually cool to talk with|Chris on Bella, December 2020.<ref name=avatar></ref>}}

{{quote|Judgement is good, sycophants are cheap.|[[Kyle]]'s opinion on judging Bella.<ref name=avatar>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Avatar State]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWClipse.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Their love quests are at an end...]]
Bella claims that she first saw Chris at [[BronyCon]] circa [[2016]] when she happened to be visiting Baltimore to watch a [[autism|Rubik's Cube contest]]. Chris did not attend Bronycon in 2016, so it is more likely she saw him there in [[2017]].<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9624148}}</ref> She claims that she did not know who Chris was at the time and did not talk to him.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref>

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella's interest in Chris was not sparked until some time in early 2020, when she began watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''.}} A former associate of Bella's also claimed that she constantly bragged about knowing him personally.<ref name=formerassociate/>

Bella has also been noted for having ties with several of Chris's other orbiters. According to Bella, she got into contact with Chris via [[Praetor]] around September-November 2020.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella's account on how she knows Chris]]</ref> Chris also states in a [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022 letter]] that he had met Bella via his interactions with Praetor, though he also believes that them hiring her was not a good decision.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris however states in a later letter that Bella had not contributed much to the group, has not participated with them while making sales, and that her only true collaboration with them was an animated intro involving Chris Chan Sonichu.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>

The troll [[Larry Vaughn]] claimed to have been in contact with Bella early on when she first contacted Chris.<ref name=vaughn>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96787|post = 9600559|title = "[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion."
|user = [[Larry Vaughn]]
}}</ref> According to Larry, Bella told him that both she and Chris had been attempting to contact gal-pals from [[high school]], claiming that he had a desire to reconnect with them. Larry claimed that Bella would play a substantial role in helping him manipulate Chris. <ref name = vaughn/> A Twitter account of Bella's under her "Kelly Osborn" pseudonym had also followed Larry's Twitter account.<ref name = twitter>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/#post-9599908 A dump of several of Bella's Twitter accounts]</ref>

Bella attemptted to impersonate a [[wikipedia:Curiosity Stream|Curiosity Stream]] employee on 13 October 2020 in order to get him to Richmond, Virginia, sending him an e-mail claiming interest in discussing with him about autism on a podcast due to his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]].<ref>[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref>

On 28 December 2020, Bella talked about the Avatar State, a power-up from the fictional Nickelodeon cartoon ''Avatar: the Last Airbender''. Chris promptly incorporated it into his fantasy world.<ref name=avatar></ref>

[[File:KellyAndesEmail1.png|thumb|400px|One of two leaked e-mails where Bella interacts with Chris under the "Kelly Andes" pseudonym]]
From 1 February until mid-June of 2021, Bella an impersonation of the high school [[gal-pal]] [[Kellie Andes]] (while misspelling her name as "Kelly Andes"). <ref name = "KellyAndes"/> As only a few of these e-mails have been leaked, and all of the leaked e-mails have occurred far between, it is uncertain how far Bella may have gone with this plan, or what she intended with it.

On 17 February 2021, Bella was mentioned by Chris as one option he had been considering for a potential relationship.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref> Chris showed signs of interest in her later on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]; he wanted to book a room with Bella at the hotel at which they planned to stay.<ref name=lovetriangle>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Love Triangle]]</ref> She claimed in a chat between herself and the Suitress that Chris consistently made sexual remarks towards her. <ref name = "scared"/> In a conversation with [[Watchmen]] members, Chris stated that Bella was "intelligent".<ref>[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]</ref>

During their interactions, Chris held a positive view of Bella, describing her as "cool to talk with,"<ref name=avatar></ref> meshing with Bella's claim that she is "extremely nice to him."<ref name=suicide></ref> Bella gifted Chris with mints in the shape of Pickle Rick, markers, and a few letters.<ref name = worddoc/> However, the former Watchmen member [[Kyle]] considered Bella a "sycophant".<ref name=avatar></ref> Bella claimed that many of the ineteractions she had with Chris were "pleasant",<ref name = worddoc/> though Chris also envisioned her as being a male Sonichu in [[Dimension C-197]].

Bella claimed that she had cut off all interactions with Chris for a short period of time between the [[March 2021|March of 2021]] and the late [[June 2021|June]] of that year.<ref name = worddoc/> She claimed that she did this out of the surrounding CWCsphere being "toxic", as well as concerns for the [[Watchmen]] doxing people, receiving many, many texts from Chris, and the amount of work it would have taken to give him sufficient attention. Bella claims from there that she was then invited by Chris to the brony convention, [[Everfree Northwest]]. However, Bella contradicted this claim in a [[July 2021]] Discord post, talking to one of her associates about how, as a result of being nice to Chris, she was able to troll him for almost a year.<ref name = year/> The full extent at which Bella had been trolling Chris by this point, however, is not known, though Bella had often boasted and bragged about being the only troll that has never been discovered.

==Art and Animations==

Bella created a few pieces of [[fanart]] and animations regarding Chris, or involved him and his creations in some way.

===Chris Chan Sonichu Intro===

'''Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation''' is a short animated video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 13 [[November 2020]]. The animation, in the style of a 90's anime, features Chris transforming into his [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] form while his ear-piercing falsetto rendition of "Twist of Fate" by Olivia Newton-John plays.

On an unknown date, but believed to be no later than 13 November 2020, Chris provided the vocals for the video. On 15 March 2021, Bella posted on Kiwi Farms that Chris and Praetor had commissioned her to create the animation:

{{quote|I was paid too by Chris himself and a group of faggy trolls who “recruited me”(essentially just gave me all of chris‘s information and bank info) and had Chris write me a graphic explanation of the “anime intro” word for word.|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

The video was animated by Bella under the aliases Careless-Metal-423 and tenthanonymous. Notably, she included some sneaky detail of Chris' [[Duck]] in the panty-shots during the transformation sequence.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/kkudbt/i_did_the_chris_chan_intro_animation_ama/</ref>

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====Description====
{{Quotebox|Animation and artwork done by [[Isabella Loretta Janke|tenthanonymous]].
https://www.instagram.com/i_have_30k_hours_on_nekopara/

Music is a karaoke version of “Twist of Fate” by Olivia Newton John.
http://olivianewton-john.com/
https://youtu.be/75YdMFOG06Q

Vocals done by the voice of Chris Chan Sonichu.
https://www.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu}}

====Transcript====
[''Throughout the video, Chris belts out a somewhat incomprehensible rendition of Olivia Newton-John's song {{w|Twist of Fate (Olivia Newton-John song)|Twist of Fate}}.'']

[''The video opens on an animated shot of Chris holding the Sonichu medallion. He raises the medallion, which the camera focuses on from 0:02 to 0:04. Chris then transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'']

[''After Chris finishes transforming, he poses with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. The text "Chris Chan" appears above them, changing into "Sonichu" and finally "Chris Chan Sonichu."'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]}}

===Misc. Art===
Below is some other Chris related art that Bella had created.

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File:CurseYeHaMeHaBella.jpeg|A drawing Bella had made under the "Jung ji" codename. Bella received complaints for tracing this image.
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</center>

==A-Logging and claimed plots==
Despite having friendly contact with Chris, Bella had engaged in some noticeable [[A-Logging]] when speaking to others, also claiming to have plots to harm Chris. In a Kiwi Farms post dated 15 March 2021, she described Chris as a "fat, overweight retard", complains about his [[enablers]], and claimed she wanted her associates at [[Praetor]] to get him to cut his penis off, and that he should die in a gender reassignment surgery accident:<ref name=animation></ref>

{{quote|The [[Praetor|current “trolls”]] are just as big of retards as he is and they literally do nothing but stroke his fucking tranny cock that for some reason they won’t budge when I try to tell them to get him to cut it off instead of paying him. as much as I think the guy should’ve been killed in some freak gender reassignment surgery accident by now, I got my check to animate this shit and now I’ll dip, cya!|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

During a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation in the [[Chess Club]], Bella coached her friend Allen on how to talk to Chris. Allen asked why Chris trusts Bella, to which she answered, "bc im extrmeley nice to him," then claimed it's how she "hacked" into his bank account and "stole his money", and "got free trips and got him to join a cult and mlp porn on [Kiwi Farms] and fly [to Florida]". In this conversation, Allen states an alleged suicide plot they have, to which Bella also claims in conjunction that they'd do it by convinving him other people are Jesus. Bella's friend Allen wrote, "I thought the plan was to get him to kill himself", to which Bella responded, "yeah but by getting others to tell him theyre jesus and they hate them and then saying "oh no those ppl are os mean :(" and then he pays me". The conversation then turned back to coaching Allen to talk to Chris. Bella advised him to avoid making comments which could upset Chris, pointing out that [[Watchmen]] such as [[MKRNightVee]] might dox Allen for it. Bella walked Allen through talking to Chris, suggesting he be overly expressive and nice because Chris doesn't interpret tones well.<ref name=suicide>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref>

Chris claimed in a jail letter in response to a fan's questions that he "foreknew" that Bella had a suicide plot.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> As Chris had likely gained several letters mentioning Bella and this alleged plot before this one, while also claiming to have "foreseen" several other happenings, and Bella is a considerably unreliable narrator, whether Bella actually had this plot in mind or was simply claiming this for shock value is unclear as formal proof of this is yet to be found.

==Everfree Northwest==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Attendees}}
[[File:BellaRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[:File:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|Does this remind you of anything?]]]]
[[Everfree Northwest]] is a ''[[My Little Pony]]''-themed convention; Chris had planned to attend during [[August 2021]]. While making plans in July, Chris sought to put together a "posse" for "sharing and protection" during the convention, seemingly in response to being informed by [[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] that [[Jacob Sockness]] planned to attend in disguise to meet with him.<ref name=socknessalert>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref> On 12 July, Chris asked The WCT if he knew of anyone who could help, and WCT indicated that he did not. Chris also mentioned having asked [[Null]] and [[Praetor]]'s Caden if they could help with the posse arrangements.<ref name=socknessalert></ref> The following day, Chris texted Bella and assigned her to act as a bodyguard:

{{quote|I wanted to check in with you on an additional detail about the convention, as in while us being together as travel buddies and friends remains genuine, there is a caveat as well. You'll also play as a bodyguard and watch person, similar to [[Video games|Link's Navi]], unless you feel able to do physical work in defense as well. The reason being Sockness is making attempt to get to the convention as wells."|Chris's text to Bella<ref name = selected/>}}

According to Bella, she received a message from Chris requesting that she be his bodyguard.<ref name = "worddoc"/> Bella had agreed to the bodyguard role.<ref name=EN>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Everfree Northwest]]</ref><ref name="bodyguard">[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> Chris also made plans with Bella for them to carpool to Washington, D.C. together for their flight to Seattle, WA to attend the convention there.<ref>[[Bella chats#Everfree Northwest Plans]]</ref> According to Bella, Chris also wanted her to act as photographer, paying her $500 to purchase a camera and follow him around the convention to take photos.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Photographer]]</ref>
[[File:CWC-Null 14 July 2021 Bella convo.png|thumb|200px|Chris talking to Null about Everfree Northwest]]
Around this time, Chris was also secretly in contact with a young woman who had previously developed a crush on him, codenamed "[[The Suitress]]". Chris had wanted Bella to meet and befriend the Suitress, who would have accompanied her and Chris during the convention, in a Discord server. On 14 July 2021, Chris had told [[Null]] about Bella and her plans to meet him at the convention, to which Null tells him that Bella's Instagram account claimed she was a 45-year-old man.<ref>[[Null DMs#Bella]]</ref> Chris sent Null a photograph of her. On 19 July 2021, Chris invited Bella<ref>[[Bella chats#Watchmen Drama]]</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> and the Suitress<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The Suitress enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> into [[Knights of CWC]], a Discord server of [[Watchmen]], where they discussed [[Everfree Northwest]] and how best to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]].<ref name=EN></ref> From there a love triangle formed. Chris liked Bella, Bella liked the Suitress, and the Suitress liked Chris. Bella detailed her attraction towards the Suitress in various Chess Club servers. She shared a photograph the Suitress took of her legs,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> called her "cute",<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Even More Bella Thirst]]</ref> and claimed that she wanted to "protect" her from Chris and woo her away from him.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> She also expressed wanting to dance with her during the Grand Galloping Gala event.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Dance]]</ref>

In the leaked chunks of the [[Incest Call]], Bella stated that she was pushing for both Chris and the Suitress to have sex in the hotel room where they would stay in during the event. These plans were consistently frustrated by the fact that Chris wanted a room with Bella, as opposed to one with the Suitress. Bella claimed that as his "photographer", she would take pictures of all of the instances that Chris and the Suitress got "romantic". The exact purpose of these plans are unknown.

Any plans that would have come out of this would never come to pass. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and detained]] before he could actually attend the convention and has since been banned indefinitely.<ref>[[Everfree Northwest#Blacklisted from attending|Everfree blacklists Chris]]</ref>

==The incest scandal==
{{See also|Bella and Suitress chats}}
{{Protip|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although she didn't strongly discourage him from continuing having sex with his mother when she found out about it,<ref name = call/> Bella did not convince Chris to ''start'' his affair with his mother. Chris has told her about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50" two weeks before the infamous [[incest call]]<ref name = selected/> as well as having dreams of having sex with his mom.<ref name=suicide></ref> It also hasn't been proven that Bella has a genuine incest fetish.}}
{{quote|[[Null|Josh moon]] hates me abd I'm ok with just being a legend|Bella optimistically gloating about the incest leaks.<ref name = "general">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - general" at 31-Jul-21 06:43 AM timestamp</ref>}}

[[File:IncestCall.png|thumb|left|150px|An artist's alternative interpretation of the call itself.]]

Bella is most well-known for her participation in drama that revolved around Chris's affair with his elderly mother. After Chris gave hints about such an affair, she spoke with Chris in a call about it. Parts of the call were leaked, leading to the aforementioned drama.

===Hints at an affair===

On 13 July 2021, Chris had [[Honest Content|confessed]] to Bella that he was in a relationship with a new sweetheart who is "older than him", considering her as one of the few people he can trust to not confess this to anyone else.<ref name = selected/>

On about 27 July, Chris again pressed further and dropped more hints about the nature of his relationship:

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is. I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods.|Chris.<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref>}}

Chris stated he would "feel better and safer confiding with you in person," then Chris also recommended using Signal, a texting and voice/video chatting app which features security measures such as end-to-end encryption (having used the app to communicate with [[Null]]).<ref name=spill></ref>

Later, Bella chatted with [[the Suitress]] about Chris's evasiveness. Bella said that, due to Chris implying illegal activity over his relationship from his "hack" comment, she had a feeling he and his sexual partner were related. The Suitress asked if it was Barbara and Bella replied "I genuinely think it might be"<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

===The Incest Call===
{{quote|At first I did not believe it, even after Christine said “Bella, I want you to look me in the eye when I say this… I am having sexual relations with Barbara”|A supposed recounting from Bella about how the Incest Call started.<ref name = worddoc/>}}

In the early morning of 28 [[July 2021]], [[Incest Call|a video call]] took place. During it, Chris revealed that his new sweetheart was actually his mother, going into [[Honest Content|graphic detail]] about his incestuous relationship with her. According to Bella, the beginning of the conversation was not recorded, and she began recording when Chris showed her the vibrators and "organic lube foam" he was using on his mom.<ref>{{cite farms|title=leaking new info|thread=96813|post=9607177|wayback=20220115230847}}</ref>

Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even supportive at times. Afterwards she stated to her [[Chess Club]] friends that she never said the incest was wrong and that Chris thought it was justified, and that she said she understood so he would talk more.<ref name=bellareacts></ref> Bella stated this several times when she was questioned in an interview regarding the call leaks.<ref name = interview/>

Bella also made a subtle attempt to divert Chris's attention away from Barbara by bringing up [[the Suitress]]:

{{quote|[Barbara]'s wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah.|Bella, promoting [[the Suitress]].<ref name=call>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

Bella talked up the Suitress, describing her as "a wonderful girl" who "really, really, really adores you" and painted a picture of a relationship with her:

{{quote|[The Suitress]'ll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.|Bella.<ref name=call></ref>}}

However Chris resisted, saying he had foretold the future and that the Suitress would find someone else while at college.

===Call Leaks===

After the call ended, Bella then edited together multiple clips from her recording and shared the video call with the [[Chess Club]] and [[the Suitress]]. All expressed disgust with Chris for his incest.

{{quote|Dude

WHAT THE FUCK|A reaction from Bella after the call.<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref>}}

[[The Suitress]], though in shock, had also stated that "when I have sex with him, I hope it sways him away from his mother" and encouraged Bella to "please tell him to quit her for me".<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk></ref>

Apparently around the time of the call, Chris also [[Incest texts|allegedly sent text messages]] to Bella describing his incestuous actions in additional detail.

Bella intended to leak the incest news, but wanted to gather evidence from a different angle to remain anonymous.<ref name=bellareacts></ref> However, she had sent the [[incest Call]] and [[Incest texts|texts]] to the [[Suitress]], who leaked those on the night of 29 July on a Discord Server,<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref> both without Bella's permission. Bella would scold the Suitress for both of these actions, evidently irritated.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref>

Sometime after, Bella started to gloat about discovering this revelation. In chats with the Suitress, Bella said she and the Suitress "broke the Internet", which the Suitress did not have much interest in doing, claiming to just want to see Chris, and seemingly being worried about the consequences that may follow, to which Bella claims that she will protect her identity.<ref name=impact>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref>

===Interview===
{{main|Incest Leak Interview}}
After the clips have been leaked, a user going by '''Gungann''' had attempted to interview Bella out of concerns that she was manipulating Chris and/or the Suitress.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9669527}}</ref> After she had a conversation with Bella regarding the premature leaks, the Suitress would invite Bella to the interiew, which the Suitress and Gungann had agreed to. In two chunks of the interview (both of which were shared on Kiwi Farms to provide context) Bella would be repeatedly asked if she was "aroused" by the call, or if she had an incest fetish, to which Bella would frantically deny. The Suitress would attempt to ease tensions and accusations that were occuring in the interview, explaining that the way that Bella may have said things in the call may have been "misconstrued".<ref name = interview>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref>

===Bella is named===
[[File:BellaWife.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's interpretation of Bella during Chris's arrest.]]

[[Null]] questioned Chris, who told him that he had told only Bella, consequently, Bella was named by Null as a troll with knowledge of the material.<ref name=incestleak></ref> Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the growing drama.

[[File:WCT questions Bella-redact.png|thumb|200px|[[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] questions Bella for her side of the story; she deflects with absurd lies.]]

[[Watchmen]] leader [[The WCT]] questioned Bella, asking for her side of the story. He then created a group chat, titled [[Regarding Chris]], with Bella and some of the other Watchmen for further questioning,<ref name=regarding>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms]</ref> though this move backfired as Bella instead responded with disinformation.

At first Bella kept to her word to protect the Suitress, claiming to the Watchmen that the Suitress was not the person mentioned in the Incest Call,<ref>[[Regarding Chris chats#Regarding the Suitress]]</ref> and also claiming the name mentioned in the call to be a minor with the same name. Bella explained to the Suitress that this was to prevent the Watchmen from trying to blast the Suitress.<ref name=impact></ref>

However, later in the Watchmen's Regarding Chris chat, Bella soon turned to framing the Suitress for being the voice in the [[Incest Call]].<ref>[[:File:KellyOsbornFraming.png]]</ref>

Bella then created [[fabricated BDSM texts]] in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=97948|title=How Bella Faked the BDSM Text: An Analysis and Timeline|wayback=20220113183520}}</ref> Bella tried to perpetuate this notion in [[Regarding Chris]], claiming that Chris did not feed Barb unless she performed felatio on him. In the chat, she convinced Watchman [[The WCT]] that the screenshot was legitimate and persuaded him to release it publicly and to name the Suitress as his source,<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> resulting in the Suitress getting doxxed via WCT uploading one of her videos to a Kiwi Farms post.<ref>https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC</ref> The screenshot was dismissed as fake by most observers, and the motive behind its creation remains unknown.

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella also tried to make several sockpuppet accounts on various platforms, ranging from the Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and 4chan, where she would claim that "tranny niggers" uploaded the call,}} among other disinformation to protect her identity, as well as attempting to claim that she was not "Kelly Osborn" to the Christuber [[GiBi]]. The attempts ultimately failed.

Bella would also create an eight-page Google Doc document, where she would attempt to dispel any supposed rumors that were created on the Kiwi Farms and its users. She would post this document onto the Chris Chan sub-reddit on 7 August 2021. In it, she would claim that she was never a member of [[Praetor]] (misspelling the organization as "praector"), and had attempted to bring more light onto her interactions with Chris. The veracity of many of the claims regarding her motivations made in the document are unclear, however, as she had already denied her involvement with Praetor, and denied her involvement in a chat with the Suitress, where Bella brags to the Suitress about obtaining the incest call. In that same doc, she would also claim that the WCT had blocked her after denying him the full 4-hour tape and "threw him under the bus", despite the WCT questioning her involvement in the call that was given, and even being manipulated into Bella's attempt to frame the Suitress.<ref name = "scared"/><ref name = worddoc>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hello-everyone-its-bella-docx.2431274/ Word Document Hello everyone, it's "bella"]</ref>

=== Chris cuts ties ===
Even after the [[Incest Call]] was leaked, Chris was still trusting of Bella as he believed her cover story that someone else had leaked the information<ref name=wctdiscussfallout>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref> even though he had told only her.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Null texts Chris]]</ref> [[Null]] pointed out the absurdity of this and asked how Chris rationalized it, to which Chris replied that he was "spiritually guided and sound of mind."<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Sound of mind]]</ref> Chris then texted [[The WCT]] and asked for his thoughts, and WCT concurred with Null that Chris shouldn't trust Bella. Chris then agreed that Bella's story was not credible.<ref name=wctdiscussfallout></ref>

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Protip|Much like with [[Clyde Cash]], several people have attempted to mimic Bella using accounts that use her likeness. Be cautious when taking anything stated by accounts that claim to belong to her.}}
[[File:IsabellaSuspensionTwo.png|thumb|right|An ex of Bella claims she got a suspension from Texas Tech University.]]
Eventually, Bella herself was doxed, not in small part due to one of Bella's Chess Club associates, Louis, posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog.{{cite}} {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|After her personal information was leaked, Bella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and [[Kiwi Farms]] to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by [[transgender]] puppetmasters.}} Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail; no one believed her due to her behavior as a habitual liar with sociopathic tendencies, and as of late August, users on the gossip forum [[Kiwi Farms]] were actively speculating about her.

On 31 August 2021, an attorney stating to have been retained by Bella sent a letter to [[Null]], the administrator of Kiwi Farms, requesting the removal of multiple site links relating to Bella. The lawyer stated on behalf of the client concerns over inaccuracies and the negative personal impact from the Kiwi Farms links, offering to confer with the administrator with more details on the condition the conversation remain private due to it involving personal matters such as health issues. The attorney also clarified that the request was not a form of legal action and that he was acting as negotiator. Upon receiving the letter, Null posted it onto the Kiwi Farms and put it up to a vote by the site users over whether the material mentioned in the letter should be removed. The users rejected the removal, voting 3,701 to KEEP! and 202 to DELETE!<ref>{{cite farms|thread=99897|title=2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.}}</ref>

An ex of Bella claimed that Bella got a two-year suspension from Texas Tech University, though the suspension reason is currently unknown. The claim was shared with a [[Kiwi Farms]] member who posted it.

On 22 March 2022 a Kiwi Farms user uncovered one of Bella's emails through her [[Onion Farms]] accounts, and people started speculating that a Instagram account called "Maxine Sidero" was Bella, due to the email linking to the account, the owner of the account looking similar to Bella and the posts featuring Bella's pets and associates.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=KingFrampt|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> When people asked the person account if she was Bella, the account was privatized, and since changed the name to Maxine Sideris and currently mac.aronee.

==Scorn from Chris==

Chris has developed scorn for Bella in recent times after his arrest, as evidenced in [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|various]] [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letters]]. In these letters, Chris states that he came to believe that Bella, along with Null and Jacob Sockness had "betrayal plans" and "nasty plots" for him.

One such letter had Chris claiming that the Incest Call was a "Divine Test" for Bella in hopes that she does not reveal that he had an affair with Barb. He also claimed in the letter of how he foreknew of Bella "tempting" him to suicide.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> Another letter had Chris claim that karma will "bite Bella's ass around Judgement Day".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref> He also claimed in the same letter to have "foreknown" the circumstances that would pin the Suitress's emotions, and how their relationship would have ultimately been ruined by Bella's "plot".

In one other letter, Chris claims that he has forseen Bella's plans long before June 2021. <ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> Chris had also claimed in that letter that Bella had confessed to faking many of the details said in the call, such as that any sex between him and Barb had occured at all, and that the call as a whole should therefore be rendered "moot". The veracity of these claims is indecipherable, due to Bella previously fabricating evidence regarding alleged BDSM sex Chris had with his mother, while Chris had also seemingly bought a sex guide and told several people before Bella about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and previously stating that he had sex with her.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>

Chris has stated in another June letter that Bella was being possessed by evil spirits, and that he was trying to save her from them.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>


==Fan Video==

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== See also ==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Bella chats]]
* [[Chess Club Chats]]
* [[Chess Group 15 Chats]]
* [[Regarding Chris]]
* [[The Suitress]] - A gal-pal of Chris's that Bella had befriended and then framed.

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{{PraetorSaga}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}
{{Fantasies}}
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Piedmont Virginia Community College

2022-07-05T07:01:51Z

A Gay Retard:

:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate [[Wikipedia:alma mater|''alma mater'']], a [[Wikipedia:Community college|community college]] located in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]]. At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an [[Wikipedia:Applied science|Applied Science]] Associate's Degree in [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. After [[Slow-in-the-minds|five years of study]], Chris earned his degree, even though students are expected to earn associate's degrees after two years in the U.S. He also made the Dean's List, or so he claims.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]: "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List."</ref>

Chris refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (abbreviated '''PVCCitizens'''; or, on one occasion, as '''Piedmont Virginity College'''<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref>), due to the grudge he holds against the college. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the activities of the villains of [[CWCville]], the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering his [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of a villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==Chris's academic life==
Chris was probably both unwilling and [[Honor roll|unable]] to go to a better school, so PVCC was chosen for his collegiate career, likely by his parents. As a community college, the institution is not prestigious, accepting all applicants and not offering any degrees higher than an associate's. Nevertheless, we have its Dean of Student Services to thank for teaching, or at least attempting to teach, Chris some of the best lessons of his life – much to his chagrin, of course.

Chris began classes in PVCC in [[2000#September|September 2000]]. For reasons unknown, even to Chris, he originally chose Marketing as his major; he likely chose it as a means to learn how to market Sonichu. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] quickly transferred Chris to the [[CADD]] track, probably considering it a more attainable goal for Chris, this being a time before Bob had completely given up on Chris as a functioning adult.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_is_lazy.2C_Hates_simple_chores]]</ref> Chris has said very little about his college academic career, and appears to have learned even less. We do know that, by the grace of God, he graduated after '''five years''', and according to the PVCC Student Handbook in force while Chris was a student, he had to earn the following credits to acquire his particular '''two-year''' degree.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20050122014451/http://pvcc.edu/College%20Catalog%202004-2006%20%20for%20web/piedmont_virginia_community_coll.htm]</ref><ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20040324223330/http://www.pvcc.edu/cadlab/csc-m.htm]</ref> Note that the college considered 15 credits per semester to be a normal load, and 12 to be the minimum.

[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!data-sort-type="string"|Class
!data-sort-type="currency" |Credits
|-
|English Composition
!style="text-align:right;" |3
|-
|Humanities/Fine Arts
!style="text-align:right;" |3
|-
|Social/Behavioral Sciences
!style="text-align:right;" |6
|-
|Natural Sciences and/or Mathematics
!style="text-align:right;" |3
|-
|Wellness
!style="text-align:right;" |2
|-
|Student Development
!style="text-align:right;" |1
|-
|Computer Aided Drafting I-II
!style="text-align:right;" |6
|-
|Additional CADD courses approved by advisor
!style="text-align:right;" |6
|-
|Other occupational/technical courses
!style="text-align:right;" |35
|-
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9;text-align:right;", colspan="1"|Total
!style="font-weight:bold;text-align:right"|65
|}

When Chris entered the college, he was required to consult with an academic counselor, who helped him plan his schedule. He was undoubtedly in close touch with the Counseling Center throughout his time there, given his mandates (see below). In other words, his CADD advisor would have played a very large role in guiding Chris towards the appropriate background and prerequisite courses. The nature of this relationship is unknown, but it can safely be assumed that Chris was passive and uninterested in what was decided for him. Bob probably had more contact with the CADD faculty than Chris did.

We know that Chris took at least one infamous English class. He also took Tennis to fulfill his Wellness requirement.<ref>[[MySpace messages]]</ref> Additionally, he took a course in HTML.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> To learn more, someone will need to [[Manchester High Leaks|dig through Chris's trash again]].

One "mystery" is why it took Chris so long to finish. Even taking his suspension into account, he needed ten semesters to earn a degree which officially should have taken four. Chris has never indicated that he had academic trouble, consistently asserting on his contemporary dating site profiles that he was doing just fine, the only exception being his prejudiced [[JERKS|jerk]] English professor. One factor might have been the switch in majors from Marketing to CADD; he would not have been able to count specific marketing classes towards his new degree. Another possibility is that he was going to college part-time, preferring to spend a greater portion of his days playing [[games|vidya]].

==Kicked out of English==
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[Chris and English|English]] class on his [[Chris's birthday|birthday]]. Why this happened hasn't been made 100% clear, but Chris has given at least two reasons for the incident.

Chris stated on his [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|Wikipedia page]] and during a [[Jackie Chat 5|chat]] with [[Jackie]] that his class was reading ''[[wikipedia:Wednesday's Child (novel)|Wednesday's Child]]'', a story about an [[autism|autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]].<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498]</ref> Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that he, too, was autistic. This apparently resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's twenty-first birthday, and many tears were shed. According to Chris, the reason for his ejection was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris later passed the course when he retook it with a [[gal pal|female professor]].

However, in the same chat with Jackie, he said that the topic of [[homos|homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a [[Niggos|black person]] in [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]"), and was promptly told to leave the classroom.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5]]</ref> What exactly he said will forever remain a mystery, but given the [[Virginia|circumstances]] it must have been fairly severe. It may have been that the professor was gay himself.

PVCC gave professors considerable leeway in disciplining their students. From the 2004–06 Student Handbook:<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20050122014451/http://pvcc.edu/College%20Catalog%202004-2006%20%20for%20web/piedmont_virginia_community_coll.htm]</ref>

{{quotebox|When unruly or otherwise unacceptable behavior occurs in a classroom or lab, the instructor may immediately have the student who is causing the problem leave the classroom. It is the student’s responsibility to contact the instructor as soon as possible, and at the latest before the next meeting of the class or lab to attempt to reconcile the problem. If not resolved, and/or in the most serious cases, such as when a student has previously been removed from the class or when the behavior is a serious violation of the rights of others (i.e., threats of violence or other acts of hostility), the faculty member may prefer to deny the student’s return to the course. In these cases, the faculty member must file a written charge (available in the Admissions and Records Office) that proposes the removal of the student from the course....Once a charge is filed, the case will be settled by following the Procedure for Making and Hearing Charges Against Students.}}

The Handbook defined disorderly conduct as including "loud noise that is disruptive to college functions", "obscene or abusive language or [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha|gestures]]" or "threatening or hostile language". This pretty much covers the waterfront of Chris's typical behaviors.

Given that Chris never reads the fine print (or even the large print), he was doubtlessly unaware of these legalistic niceties. Chris has not specified whether he was actually permanently expelled from the class by the professor, or if he just chose not to return.

At any rate, according to Chris, after being kicked out he sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's [[JERKS|hatred of men]], this event also (albeit for no obvious reason) inspired Chris to begin his Love Quest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

==Kicked out of college==
When Fall semester began in the fourth year of Chris's education, he began his Love Quest in earnest – academia be damned. For two months, Chris taped his [[Attraction Sign]] to the wall in the PVCC lobby, usually standing or sitting next to it. On 7 October 2003, however, Chris fell prey to Mary Lee Walsh, the Dean of Student Services, who allegedly ripped up his sign, yelled at him in "a very violent manner" and harshly criticized his methods. Given Chris's history of delusional thinking and revising past events when it comes to confrontations with authority figures, it is highly unlikely that this is what transpired. While Chris assumed she was simply a force of pure malice dedicated to keeping him a frustrated virgin, her official justification is not known, although the likeliest given reason was simply that Chris was [[Carlos Chantor|soliciting sex]] on college property, which unsurprisingly created an uncomfortable environment for the unfortunate [[sweetheart|females]] he was undoubtedly leering at (as well as the JERK males he was glowering at).

In any case, Chris made another sign and put it up, but it was simply torn down again. For the rest of the semester Chris stopped his solicitations, but in the new year he implemented his new plan; he inundated the campus with copies of his monthly, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash|Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. This publication was predictably chiefly concerned with Chris and his all-consuming need for a girlfriend, with the Sonichu franchise firmly in the periphery. It can be assumed that Chris began using the Attraction Sign again to supplement his pamphleteering.

At this stage, the College had numerous legal avenues they could take to force Chris to stop. The pamphleteering (as Chris was doing it) was blatantly illegal:<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20050122014451/http://pvcc.edu/College%20Catalog%202004-2006%20%20for%20web/piedmont_virginia_community_coll.htm]</ref>

{{quotebox|Before beginning distribution of petitions, handbills, signs, or pieces of literature, students or registered student organizations, individuals, or groups must submit to the student activities office a copy of such for distribution approval.}}

If this wasn't enough, the college also defined illegal activities as including "misuse of public or private property", "sexual harassment", "disruption of normal functioning of the college", "harassment of any other person on college property" and "violation of any other college policy or regulation". Chris defied every one of these literally hundreds of times.

Chris managed to get out two issues of the News Dash before direct intervention occurred. In late January 2004, he was summoned to a meeting with Walsh as well as Susan Hannifan from the Office of Advisement and Counseling, who specialized in Disability Support Services<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20060117133529/http://www.pvcc.edu/directories/SearchStaff.asp?CAT=EPE]</ref> who, considering her position, would have been extremely courteous and obliging to Chris (to the extent possible) and would also have had a good understanding of Chris's condition. Chris, however, despised Hannifan and was giving her "the silent treatment" at this time (something Susan probably would have been happy about). At the February 9 meeting, Chris was told in no uncertain terms that he could not distribute the News Dash, and presumably also ordered (again) not to use his Sign either. According to him, he incurred a haranguing from Walsh, who for her troubles found herself on the receiving end of a [[Chris and reality|lecture from Sonichu]], punctuated by a loud [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].

Chris then significantly escalated the situation in two ways. Upon returning home from his meeting, he wrote in his [[diary]],

{{quote|I AM VERY [[Chris and anger|ANGRY]] AT THAT [[Censorship|XXXXX]]! In response, I plan to incite the masses, and hope they DEMAND the return the News Dash so my chances on getting a girlfriend can be restored. I have also declared [[Soul_Calibur#Chris_vs_Mary_Lee_Walsh|WAR]] on them as well!}}

The following day, he posted on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]]:

{{quotebox|
'''Sonichu's News Dash! has been taken away by Mary Lee Walsh!'''

'''Mary Lee Walsh has taken the Sonichu's News Dash! and made it illegal on PVCC property.'''

'''But it is not too late; go to Mary's office and DEMAND that the News Dash should stay running on Piedmont Virginia Community College!'''

To annoy her, send her an email!}}

He helpfully included a link.
[[File:139-CWCsDarkGlare.jpg|thumb|right|Probably something like this.]]
Chris also sent Walsh an angry note which "communicated an 'intimidating glare' in a pictorial fashion".<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref> Walsh correctly interpreted this as harassment, and accordingly she set in motion disciplinary procedures.

On paper,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20050122014451/http://pvcc.edu/College%20Catalog%202004-2006%20%20for%20web/piedmont_virginia_community_coll.htm]</ref> any member of the PVCC community who initiated charges against a student would have said charges investigated by the Dean of Student Services. In this case, however, it was the Dean herself who was filing the charges. How the college dealt with this paradox is unknown; perhaps one of Mary's colleagues investigated instead. What is clear, however, is that Chris had stupidly attacked the one person at the college who was most knowledgeable about how to expel students. It is also almost certain that Walsh herself would not have partaken in the disciplinary decision concerning Chris, as she was involved in the incidents and thus would have been obligated to abstain from judgement.

Again on paper, Chris would have been given five days to address the allegations against him. At this point, the college had the choice to simply give Chris a written warning. Instead, they wisely decided to treat the matter seriously enough to assemble the College Hearing Committee, which would discuss the possibility of suspension or expulsion. In ten days there would be a hearing, to which Chris could bring people to defend him.

In reality, there were "several hearings", and the decision to suspend Chris wasn't made until September.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref> It is almost a certainty that Chris allowed others to fight this battle for him, in this case his parents. And knowing what we do about Barb and Bob, they likely fought tooth and nail to shield Chris from the slightest punishment. On March 2, Walsh met with Chris and his parents and, in his words, "tried to frame me, just to giver [sic] her an excuse to boot me out of PVCC". This angered Chris and his parents.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>

On 16 September 2004, Chris was informed that he had been suspended for one year. In order to return, he would need to take anger management classes, get a psychological evaluation and receive "social skills counseling".<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref><ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> Thus, we have the [[autism papers]]. He apparently completed these tasks and was allowed to return to campus, and he was attending classes again in Fall 2005.

==Graduation==
After spending five years on a degree that is expected to take only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. Chris has repeatedly and fallaciously claimed to have two degrees, seemingly not understanding that his certificate and his associate's degree are two separate things.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>

As opposed to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris didn't seem to care about graduating from college, likely because of his perceived antagonisation during his studies there. On the big day, Chris wore not only his [[Sonichu medallion]], but his gown, tassel, and [[honor roll]] from high school.

During 15 [[August 2014]], years after graduation, Chris attempted to make up with Walsh by sending her a bunch of [[Apology Letters|apology letters]]. In reality, it was just a bunch of incoherent ramblings in paper form about the [[stress]] brought upon him by trolls and bans from his favorite haunts. He goes on to mention that anything bad that's happened to her is the result of himself drawing her as a witch, an act he was entirely justified in performing due to her interference in the sweetheart search, but which he is [[Chris and remorse|sorry]] for anyways. Walsh simply responded with a permanent [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the PVCC Campus.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same [[Chris and fashion|shirt of fail]] he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a small child.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree, but the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]] begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]]''."
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
* [http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

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Jail Letter - 13 June 2022

2022-07-05T06:54:36Z

A Gay Retard:

On 13 June 2022, Chris sent a '''third letter''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. [[Eels and the Eggman]] received Helena's letter and per Chris's request has not revealed the contents of the letter. At least for now, all that has been released is a summary.

The biggest revelation from the letter (if Eels's summary is to be believed) is that [[Barbara]] is no longer living at [[14 Branchland Court]], and that a "sacrifice" must be made to get to 14 BLC.
__NOTOC__
==Eels' Summary==

{{quoteboxred|06132052

*Does continue to use the backwards 5.
*Talks about and gives detailed script on what to draw for 3 pages and gives little doodle of how [[Affair_with_Mother#Rationalizations|soul bonding]] works. Just holding hands.
*Stories I sent are good but the script sent by Chris is better.
*Confirmation that alien doom cults that think of [[Jesus]] as an alien are wrong. "Garbage in their speculations".
*Is ok to not believe. Chris believes anyways and took a while for Chris to do so.
*Chris leant [sic] from [[wikipedia:Avatar: The Last Airbender|Aang]] and [[wikipedia:The Legend of Korra|Korra]] to be a goddess.
*Agrees that the gods alingside [sic] [[Chris_and_religion#Concept_of_Emanuelle|The God Emanuel]] used to be more bloid [sic] thirsty but now are loving, but will nit [sic] punish mystics or witches but WILL leave toxics behind.
*Something about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPUs]] working for a long time and a character called Rey Rights losing to them?
*Pride? Not a sin. Arrogance? Is the sin. [[Jerkops|Poluce]] [sic] and politicians are not only arrogant but greedy. They will be left behind.
*Not all cults are bad. Look at all the religious branches that come from just believing in Jesus.
*Atheists are ok because found strenth [sic] in themselves. Is ok for you, Helena, to not believe in me." We watch over you antways.[sic]"
*Helena's mom had to die to make her the woman she is today. Yeah, [[Chris and death|death]] is hard and sad but we all have to go through it.
*When god punished the Pharaoh, also punished his people. Evil energies (like demons) were the cause of his arrogance. Hell wants to extinguish the good of the righteous ones through bullying.
*The devil pact Helena did 10 years ago is null and void. All debts (spiritual) are paid. Helena gets personally blessed.
*Demons are having fun but just you wait.
*Helena is nice for seeing that jail has been ideal. Chris made the same wish for a comfy life. Chris expected more from the half broder [sic] [[Cole]] but what can be done?
*Chris adores Pickchu (Helena's oc) but is more like a nun than a husband because nuns are married to god, right? The list for the harem is way too long for Chris to write.
*[[Chris and anger|Chris? Angry? Never.]]
*Chris always knew of [[Bella]]'s betrail [sic]. Chris tried to save her but she was possesed [sic] by demons. Bella did not participate in the sales of CWC items but only did that animated clip.
*For some reason Chris referes [sic] to [[the Suitress]] not being is [sic] the ""Pedophile" scandal Bella was cooking up". (What does Chris mean by that? Was the Suitress underage?)
*Again, Chris has secrets only the other gods know but we will never receive the doxxes (names, addresses, etc) of people that writes [sic] to Chris.
*Something about 1. "Dream state", 2. "make a sacrifice to go home" and 3. to clean the [[14 Branchland Court|temple (house)]] since Barb is gone.
*Chris has [[Magi-chan|Magichan]] and the rest when "[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler Sonichu]]" to be born (no due date. What happened in Jail??)
*No spoilers for the books Chris is writing.
*The [[merge]] is complete but is taking a while because the toxics need to be taken care of.
*"♡♡ Thank you for caring♡"
*Same signature.
}}

==Helena's Tweets==

Despite not providing the letter she sent to Chris, Helena has made tweets that provide context regarding what she had written to Chris. Helena's tweets are represented in purple, while tweets from other users are represented in various other colors.

{{quoteboxyellow|also the anger thing, as if the last video we have of Chris isn't being angry over my little pony}}
{{quoteboxpurple|I told Chris that anger is not something new age entities have, now a days god is all loving and stuff}}<ref>[https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1539663898319925248 A Helena Tweet] ([https://archive.ph/wip/XCZRU archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|I’m sorry what the fuck is this ? I get it he’s autistic and has no sense of reason but , it doesn’t justify this , he has no right to comment on the death of anyone, it’s absolutely distasteful and cocky to make such a statement , @HelenaGFiorenza this is not ok
[[File:HelenaMomSacrifice.jpg|300px]]}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Is ok, I brought her up. I forgot what I said. Basically that despite believing in her internet alien doom club, that didn't save her from her cancer}}<ref>[https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1539728263832080384 A Helena Tweet] ([https://archive.ph/wip/MRTdw archive])</ref>

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Jail Letter - 25 June 2022

2022-07-04T02:33:33Z

A Gay Retard: /* Eels' Summary */

On 25 June 2022, Chris sent a '''fourth letter from jail''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. As with [[Jail_Letter_-_13_June_2022|the previous letter]] Chris sent to Helena, [[Eels and the Eggman]] received this letter and chose not to release it verbatim; only a summary was provided. According to the summary, Chris believes that the jail staff has been tampering with his letters and requests that future letters be sent to [[14 Branchland Court]]; he is certain that he will return home soon. Chris also mentions that he [[role-play|roleplayed]] as [[Robert Chandler|his father]] in his [[Robertchu]] form.
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==Eels' Summary==

{{quoteboxred|So Chris writes to Helena and I (really just to her) about his usual "I'M JESUS!!!!!" bullshit. But there are a few interesting points

a.) He asks that letters be sent to "[[14 Branchland Court|the sonichu temple]]" at branchland court. He is
SOOOOOOOOO certain he's going home within a manner of days/weeks. Claims that his "[[Meditation#Astral Projection|soul
is home but not his body]]"

b.) Chris expresses' [[Conspiracy theories|paranoia]] that prison guards are messing with his letters and tampering with
his mail. He also doesn't want me Helena and others to potentially waste time/money/energy
with letters being returned to us (since he believes by the time any other letters get sent to him
(fyi usually takes me about 2 weeks to get a letter to chris and get a letter back, possibly out in 2
weeks?)

c.) mentions new lore about something called "neo lives" (i'm assuming this is our perfect selves
after the dimensional merge)

d.) tries to introduce Helena to someone called "[[Val]]." they have some kind of connection to [[Magi-Chan|magi
chan]]- Helena thinks Val is Val Valentino, formerly of the [[watchmen]]

e.) Chris cosplays as his father "[[Bob Chandler|robertchu]]" and speaks about Val and [[Praetor#Caden Peck|Caden]] should meet
Helena and collaborate son some sort of project, with a bunch of motivational "your a winner!"
"believe in yourself and your powers bs" and also includes a drawing of his father “[[Bob_Walks_In|the internet
lumberjack]]” young, as a sonichu with a third eye vouching for val.}}

==Helena's Tweets==

In response to the summary above, Helena responds with the following, revealing that Chris has shown her his depiction of [[Val Valentino]].

{{quoteboxpurple|It is Val! He says it himself in the drawing. Has two tails and new markings and talks to me like I know him (drawn the oc before)}}

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Jail Letter - 25 June 2022

2022-07-04T02:26:39Z

A Gay Retard:

On 25 June 2022, Chris sent a '''fourth letter from jail''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. As with [[Jail_Letter_-_13_June_2022|the previous letter]] Chris sent to Helena, [[Eels and the Eggman]] received this letter and chose not to release it verbatim; only a summary was provided. According to the summary, Chris believes that the jail staff has been tampering with his letters and requests that future letters be sent to [[14 Branchland Court]]; he is certain that he will return home soon. Chris also mentions that he [[role-play|roleplayed]] as [[Robert Chandler|his father]] in his [[Robertchu]] form.
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==Eels' Summary==

{{quoteboxred|So Chris writes to Helena and I (really just to her) about his usual "I'M JESUS!!!!!" bullshit. But there are a few interesting points

a.) He asks that letters be sent to "[[14 Branchland Court|the sonichu temple]]" at branchland court. He is
SOOOOOOOOO certain he's going home within a manner of days/weeks. Claims that his "[[Meditation#Astral Projection|soul
is home but not his body]]"

b.) Chris expresses' [[Conspiracy theories|paranoia]] that prison guards are messing with his letters and tampering with
his mail. He also doesn't want me Helena and others to potentially waste time/money/energy
with letters being returned to us (since he believes by the time any other letters get sent to him
(fyi usually takes me about 2 weeks to get a letter to chris and get a letter back, possibly out in 2
weeks?)

c.) mentions new lore about something called "neo lives" (i'm assuming this is our perfect selves
after the dimensional merge)

d.) tries to introduce Helena to someone called "[[Val]]." they have some kind of connection to [[Magi-Chan|magi
chan]]- Helena thinks Val is Val Valentino, formerly of the [[watchmen]]

e.) Chris cosplays as his father "[[Bob Chandler|robertchu]]" and speaks about Val and [[Praetor#Caden Peck|Caden]] should meet
Helena and collaborate son some sort of project, with a bunch of motivational "your a winner!"
"believe in yourself and your powers bs" and also includes a drawing of his father "the internet
lumberjack" young, as a sonichu with a third eye vouching for val.}}

==Helena's Tweets==

In response to the summary above, Helena responds with the following, revealing that Chris has shown her his depiction of [[Val Valentino]].

{{quoteboxpurple|It is Val! He says it himself in the drawing. Has two tails and new markings and talks to me like I know him (drawn the oc before)}}

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Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)

2022-07-04T02:03:38Z

A Gay Retard:

{{JesusPossession}}
{{Protip|This letter was essentially made to [[Carpetbaggers|garner attention from observers and Christubers]]. ''Don't do this.''}}

On 30 November 2021, Chris sent '''another letter from jail'''. In this letter, Chris answers 12 questions from a Twitter fan, "'''[[Eels and the Egg-man]]'''". The letter was posted on their Twitter on 7 December 2021, and uploaded on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that same day. <ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-responds-to-twitter-users-letter-q-a-november-30th.107073/ Chris Chan responds to Twitter user's letter / Q&A - November 30th]</ref>

The letter shows that Chris has grown bitter towards [[Bella]], who, to Chris, was previously a trusted companion and [[sweetheart]]. One of the more notable questions in this list asks about Chris's current feelings on [[the Suitress]], a young woman who once had a genuine self-admitted crush on him, and that Chris had become infatuated in himself. In his answer to this question, he claims that Bella shall be punished on Judgement Day, and that [[List of Chris's lies|he foresaw her "Nasty Plot" against him]].

Chris also answers that he still has feelings for the Suitress, claims to have attempted to contact her while "healing" her through astral projection, and wishes for others to contact her, regretting not having her and an unknown person’s number. Chris had also claimed in the letter that he "foresaw" Bella's plot, and that he had told the Suitress about their relationship not lasting long, and the "risks" that'd come with it as a result.

Chris explains the Heaven Realms, where he attempts to do [[Chris and science#Mathematics|a bunch of calculations]], and lists several of the resulting worls created by the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris also claims that these Heaven realms are roughly the same size as the city of CWCville, having visited almost every other dimension. Chris also acknowledges the existence of Hell Realms, saying they are comparatively worse than Post-Apocalyptic alternate timelines.

At the end of the letter, Chris explains how he is the Real Player One in detail. Chris claims that while the term was in part based on the movie of the same name, he also cites the Akashic Guardian, who is supposedly the chronicler of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records Akashic Records], as being the original being in the universe, preceding all other "players".

He also makes the claim that as the Messiah, he can reincarnate infinitely many times and retain memories of previous lives. Extending on this idea, he then talks about his lifE incarnated as Jesus of Nazareth, then talks about a various number of other lifetimes he had prior to his current incarnation.

Along with these, Eels asks Chris about various other topics, ranging from donations to his opinions on various Christubers. Particularly of note is how Chris is asked if people can donate him money or game consoles in jail, to which he confirms that monetary donations are approved. Though he also states that other kinds of donations, including the donation of video games and consoles, are prohibited. Chris also claims in the letter that the Christuber Dillin Thomas is a "minor traitor", likely due to him sharing info about his incestuous relationship with Barb.

==Original Letter==

{{quoteboxred|Dear Chris Chan,
Thank you for your response and for answering my questions. I hope all is well with you and you
are doing ok in spite of the circumstances. I'm to hear your case received a second
continuance. I'm glad you say Bella for what she really is, hopefully karma bites her in the ass.
But we had some more questions:

1.) Have you playing [[basketball]] and has it been fun? We know you used to a basketball team manager in [[high school]]. Is it nostalgic? Is [[bionic]] the givinging [sic] you any good pointers?

2.) Have you considered using the library to run dungeons and dragons, vampire the masquerade or shadowrun? These are fun pen and paper rpgs. A buddy of mine was in prison for a few years and he discovered the hobby of rpgs behind bars. I know you are a creative type and good at witing stories and think you'd make a good DM (dungeonmaster) or GM (Gamemaster) there is not much to do so I figured. It's good entertainment as I imagine prison/jail is boring. I imagine it's lonely there and this could be a good way to make some friends and meet people. Not to mention there are books you could read that are likely entertainment, not as good as video games but you gotta play the hand you're dealt sometimes.

3.) I asked about approved items in regards to approved items to see what sorta things you can get. It sounded like (and correct me if fm wrong) the jail only takes donations. I was curious to know if you knew that there was a handheld console that can be purchased by inmates in all states, the games aren't great on it but it's something, if that was on your list of approved items and you could get us a price someone out there might have cash and able to send you a monetary sum that would allow you to buy it. I did some research and apparently it's possible to get an Xbox in certain states. Sadly not in virginia :( but I believe that handheld consoles are still available in all states.

4.) What's going on with [the Suitress]<ref group ="note">In keeping with the [[CWCki:The Suitress|Suitress policy]], this letter has not been transcripted faithfully. All references to her personal information present in the letter have been redacted.</ref> are you guys done? Some recent updates still sound like she's in love with you. Have you been in contact with her? Do you plan to meet with her when you get out? Or have you severed ties with her like Bella. Her actions, although extreme, seemed to be taken to get you out of Bella's clutches. She apparently still wants to bear you a child. Maybe a conjugal visit could be arranged?

5.) What are you looking forward to doing the most when you get out? Any big celebratory plans when you are free? Any video games you wanna play, Transformers toys or legos you wanna play with or movies/tv shows you wanna watch?

6.) You mentioned you have been to other dimensions? What is heaven like? Have you been there? How does it compare to CWCville? Are there other heaven dimensions you've been too? Any hell dimensions?}}

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7.) I wrote a letter to you many years ago about changing the [[Amy Rose]] part of the sonichu girls into Sally Acorn. Most hardcore sonic the hedgehog fans hate and despise amy rose as they find her obnocious unlike sally acorn 17 shes bad ass and intelligent. Your roseachus are way better than Amy Rose ever was, to the point where they are too much better, they more closely resemble Salty. Is there any chance with the dimensional merge going on that that could happen and the roseachus could become acomchus or sallychu's? Maybe there is a Sallyacorchu ornewhere in cwcville or in an adjoining dimension?

8.) Have you been to the boondocks universe and met tom dubois? He is a lawyer and knows much about people in your situation. He might be helpful and sympathetic to your cause. Going to the Transformers afterlife, the well of all sparks and recruiting some dead wamor transformers like Ironhide or Dinobot might also be helpful so some tough guys have your back.

9.) Any thoughts on youtubers Dillon Thomas, Gibi and SmokeyMcCrack? They make a lot of videos on you rmre so since your arrest?

10.) You've mentioned your-the real player one" what is that? Can you explain a bit more? Just curious? Does it have anything to do with hyper dimension neptunia or ready player one? Or does this have to do with the super nintendo game athe lawnmower man"

11.) It seemed like there were items you wanted to go home and get before you went to jail? If you don't mind my asking what were those items?Maybe we could try and buy you some replacement items and have them ready for you when you get out

12.) When you are out do you plan on doing the killstream with Ethan Ralph like you had agreed to at your arrest? He seemed to realty wanna have you on his show.
}}

==Chris's Response==
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{{quotebox|①
Hey, <CENSORED><ref group = "note">The sender's identity has been redacted in the available photos of this letter.</ref>

Rest assured, a LOT more than Karma shall bite [[Bella]]’s ass around Judgement Day. Also, Numerology-Wise, 13 is not as unfortunate as most consider it to be, neither is 666. 1 + 3 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 4 (from the 13), and repeating 6’s are actually a message from the Angels. Look up a Numerology Chart online for more information.

Meanwhile, your present Q’s

1. I had played a bit of Basketball in the Rec Room, but the Rec Room had been restricted from me for a while now, so “I Wish” is also a response. Nostalgic, yes. [[Bionic]] has given me some tips, and playing a game with him (without flying) is fun.

2. The library is not large enough for D&D. Yes, I like to read, and I have considered eventually becoming a DM for a group.

3. Money, pretty much, yeah. No video game handhelds or consoles on offer.

4. Okay, THIS Part you may share online in efforts to reach her on my behalf: I still care about [the Suitress] I had foreknown of my arrest, and the circumstances that would pin her emotions, especially in regard to the “Nasty Plot” Bella would have instigated, as a major casulty has been a great concern of mine. I’ve even warned her verbally, spoiler-free, of the ship between her and I likely not lasting long and there being a risk. I feel for her as well, and in my Goddess duties, during the jailtime of my Body, I have...→}}

{{quotebox|...traveled to her state to visit, heal and help her from my astral manifested position. I, or through my Body, do wish to contact her, but I really should have written and memorized the phone numbers on my phone; [[Caden Peck|Caden]]’s <ref group ="note">The available photos of this letter previously had another person's name censored. They were presumably someone else who had previously talked to Chris. The same user would make [https://twitter.com/EelsandtheEgman/status/1523372215755935749 a tweet on 8 May 2022], that confirmed that the person was Praetor founder [[Caden Peck]]</ref> Number as well. Anything else that may happen between her and I, you all just leave that between her and I.

5. My Second Coming and Transporting the Majority and other things to Earth [[1C-211987]] before unleashing Judgment Day on the left behind Toxic Minority. Other details foreseen and foreknown, are to be confirmed

6. Heaven Realms is a hub of commute, mostly, and the place no larger than an average Metropolis Three Days on Earth equals Four Months in Heaven and Hell Realms. Do the Math; since my first Ascension with my Body back in Israel over 2021 years ago, up till at present, well over Eight Million Years has passed there for your on-Earth 21 years, counting Leap Days. A LOT has changed with the rules, guidelines and all between us Gods, and my Mother, Emanuel, revising and deciding in all that.

And then, Please Understand: The Nation of [[Cwcville]], with the cities of Cwcville, New Comma, and other cities (not including D.C) stand more than half of the state of Virginia. And Cwcville is a Part of Universe 1C-211987, on the Earth, also existing alongside New York, and the Avengers, Gotham City in Jersey and Metropolis in Delaware with the Justice League, [[Station Square]] and [[Family Guy|Quahog]] in Rhode Island, [[Simpsons|Springfield]] in North Central USA, [[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|Elmore]] in California, [[Neptunia|Gamindustri]] and Angel Island....→②}}

{{quotebox|②...being Isalnds in the Atlantic between Canada and the U.K. the [[wikipedia:Júzcar|Smurf Village in Spain]], [[Anime|Inuyasha & Kagone]], and [[Wikipedia:The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.|Saik K.]], among all the others, living in and around Japan. And Planet Earth Alongside the other Planets and Galaxies, including Chromania (or what name that planet [[Wikipedia:Star Fox|General Pepper]] lives on [''Chris means Corneria'']), Cybertron, [[Futurama|Omichron Persai VIII]], Andromeda Galaxy, [[Planet Dolan]], and so on in the Entire Universe.

But to answer your question, the City of Cwcville is a tad smaller than that in Heaven Realm. I have visited nearly Every Single Alternate and Prime Universe, Dimension, Timeline, and all throughout the entire Multiverse, and then some. Post-Apocalyptic Alt-Timelines are Hell enough.

7.”Sallyacorchus” are Never Happening. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] was the power-up on who collied with the [[Pikachu]] that manifested the Sonichu and Rosechu species-manifestoing [[Chaotic Rainbow]] in February 2003. ONLY Hedgehog and Pikachu genetics were within that Chaos Energized Rainbow; No squirrels nor chipmunks or whatever else in that. In a Distant Alt-Timeline, Princess Sally Acorn powered up and destroyed Chaoes and Collided with the Pikachu. But That is Not in This Timeline Here.

If it’s any consolation, there is a regular female Rosechu who styled her quills, inspired by Sally, and actually became a friend and protogé to her. [[Sal Rosechu]] is her name; not short for “Sally”, either... →}}

{{quotebox|…8. The Freemans, Dubois, [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Ruckus]] and all of them reside in a neighbourhood on the Earth of Universe 1C-211987 as well, alongside Everyone else. And any and all disembodied Souls, Spirits, Entities, Sparks, Ghosts and all have already been recruited in our Allyships, Ironhide has been re spawned and is Alive now. Dinobot had reincarnated elsewhere.

9. [[Dillin Thomas|Dillion Thomas]] is a minor Traitor who FAILED his Divine Test. [[Gibi]] is all right. Have not consciously leaned of [[Smokey McCrack]] yet.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>I’m gonna end this letter with Question 10.

11, I mainlly wanted the items, and [[Son-Chu|the van]], I took with me that last weekend in July Returned to the Sonichu Temple. They all have been personally collected and returned by Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu.

12. That is To Be Confirmed After my Second Coming and all that.

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③→}}

{{quotebox|③
....10. Fortunately, the same day I’ve received your letter, I’ve received another Q&A letter from another follower, and they’ve asked a similar question; I’ve given consent for that letter to be posted online. I have asked the Guardian of the Akashic Records to field that question of yours, and I’ve written it all in my [[Goddess Log]] pages as well. I’m gonna say for further details, look up the letter online, but for your immediate information, I quote: I said

“…which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, I One Part, that was a reference to the movie, But to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the Only Avater, aswell.”
Akashic Guardian said
“I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang. There has existed the Very First Body to was the Universe. In on and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns, first and foremost, the Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of this One Avatar that has most preceded each and every one of them ALL. This One Avatar with the Immortal Infinite Ressurection/Respawn Count and all Powers and Abilities over ALL is your God, and your ”Foretold” LORD, as well.” Eventually, after learning Everything from Emanuel, my Parent” The Avatar was sent to be born in Bethlehem by your “Virgin Mary” in most popular chronicling, dubbed Jesus Christ of Nazareth....→}}

{{quotebox|...child of GOD Emanuel.” Then I lived my life as Jesus, and continued my Immortal walks and Books of Life up till 1389 with the Universe Divide, my being Thrusted forward in time, through the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003, bounced of a spider, and I, “The Avatar landed, mind, memories, body, soul and all within [[Barb|Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu]] in May, 1981, to be born as Christopher Weston Chandler Sonichu on February 24, 1982, Charlottesville, VIrginia, United States of America. Eventually growing and evolving to your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, as you know her now (to some extent, at least).

Christ Chan Sonichu has meditated consciously and inquired of her one and only Avatar perception, as well as to why she was recalling the greater memories of the youth and teenage years of her past life as Jesus Christ”.

Now, if you’d like more greater truths and insights, the [[wikipedia:Akashic records|Akashic records]] are always open to all who are highly enlightened, open and not blinding themselves from said ultimate truth. And if you’d like to know more what the [[wikipedia:Akashic records|Akashic records]] are and how you may be able to access them, Google the term.

Go forth with further Peace, Clarity, and Blessings

Be Safe and Well,

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, and
Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.}}
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Jail Letter - 25 June 2022

2022-07-04T02:01:12Z

A Gay Retard:

On 25 June 2022, Chris sent a '''fourth letter from jail''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. As with [[Jail_Letter_-_13_June_2022|the previous letter]] Chris sent to Helena, [[Eels and the Eggman]] received this letter and chose not to release it verbatim; only a summary was provided. According to the summary, Chris believes that the jail staff has been tampering with his letters and requests that future letters be sent to [[14 Branchland Court]]; he is certain that he will return home soon. Chris also mentions that he [roledplay|roleplayed] as [[Robert Chandler|his father]] in his [[Robertchu]] form.
__NOTOC__
==Eels' Summary==

{{quoteboxred|So Chris writes to Helena and I (really just to her) about his usual "I'M JESUS!!!!!" bullshit. But there are a few interesting points

a.) He asks that letters be sent to "[[14 Branchland Court|the sonichu temple]]" at branchland court. He is
SOOOOOOOOO certain he's going home within a manner of days/weeks. Claims that his "[[Meditation#Astral Projection|soul
is home but not his body]]"

b.) Chris expresses' [[Conspiracy theories|paranoia]] that prison guards are messing with his letters and tampering with
his mail. He also doesn't want me Helena and others to potentially waste time/money/energy
with letters being returned to us (since he believes by the time any other letters get sent to him
(fyi usually takes me about 2 weeks to get a letter to chris and get a letter back, possibly out in 2
weeks?)

c.) mentions new lore about something called "neo lives" (i'm assuming this is our perfect selves
after the dimensional merge)

d.) tries to introduce Helena to someone called "[[Val]]." they have some kind of connection to [[Magi-Chan|magi
chan]]- Helena thinks Val is Val Valentino, formerly of the [[watchmen]]

e.) Chris cosplays as his father "[[Bob Chandler|robertchu]]" and speaks about Val and [[Praetor#Caden Peck|Caden]] should meet
Helena and collaborate son some sort of project, with a bunch of motivational "your a winner!"
"believe in yourself and your powers bs" and also includes a drawing of his father "the internet
lumberjack" young, as a sonichu with a third eye vouching for val.}}

==Helena's Tweets==

In response to the summary above, Helena responds with the following, revealing that Chris has shown her his depiction of [[Val Valentino]].

{{quoteboxpurple|It is Val! He says it himself in the drawing. Has two tails and new markings and talks to me like I know him (drawn the oc before)}}

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Asperchu

2022-06-24T04:39:29Z

A Gay Retard:

{{Troll|In spite of his testimony to the contrary, Alec created ''Asperchu'' as a parody of ''Sonichu'' and all the lore associated with Chris-Chan. He also played [[Jackie]] and [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].}}
[[File:Alec Benson Leary.jpg|thumbnail|right|Alec Benson Leary, in the flesh.]]

:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''

'''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary of {{w|Eden Prairie, Minnesota}}.<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref> His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for DA.]]
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref> there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[The Classic|striped-shirt wearing]] [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger syndrome]], for [[Chris and his ego|some reason]].

==Chris on Asperchu==
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}
[[File:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]

It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.

When the ''Asperchu'' saga started taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] had [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". Chris probably took the terms "blocky" and "low-resolution" from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode {{w|Road to the Multiverse}}. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's practically the fucking [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.] It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''[[Moon-Pals]]''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, {{w|Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi}}. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.

The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of {{w|2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti}}, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.

Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.

Eventually, on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.

The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, "It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it."

===The 19 January Demands===
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).

On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four."

[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.

By 2017, Chris had become more amenable towards ''Sonichu'' fan-fiction and parodies. He apologised to Alec in a Facebook post that October and offered that if Alec would print ''Asperchu'' through a self-publishing site, he would trade printed ''Sonichu'' in exchange.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Print_editions_for_fancomics</ref>

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.

Alec also portrayed [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]] in a phone call with Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>

==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==

{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris involved Alec (along with Mao, Sean and Evan) in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a kangaroo court trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to slowly twist Mao's limbs backwards until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].

Amidst this brutality, Chris sees fit to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologize]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.

In recent updates to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris made good on his promise to "revive" Simonla. However, in the pages, it is revealed that [[:Image:Son11p22.jpg|she never died in the first place]]. This means that Chris set up the trial on a whim just so he would have a convenient excuse to kill Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan.

==''Sonichu Revolution''==
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that might take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately, Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.

===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===
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==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that the ad didn't get to him, but given [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|his history with trollsome ads]], a non-reaction was nigh-impossible.

[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, ''fucking awesome''. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].

[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]

Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris never responded to this, most likely because he was too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].

[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]

Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.

==[[Calling Out]]==
After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around and revealed a possible dox on Alec. He proclaimed that he's a "[[South Park|fatty-fat-fat]]" named Christopher who makes donations to [[The GAMe PLACe]] and doesn't have Asperger's. Like [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demanded reparations – namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] and then [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].

On 30 August 2011, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year-old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas, better known as [[YouTube]] sensation "Fatman".

Unbeknownst to Chris, the dox wasn't true. Not only does Fatman have a completely different voice than Alec, but he would also have no motivation to troll Chris, let alone create a comic about him. The information on Fatman wasn't even accurate – Fatman is from Rutland, Vermont (which he later pointed out), and since he was born in 1980, he would have been 30 or 31 when Chris made his video. But Chris being Chris, was [[naïve]] enough to believe they were the same person, especially since Fatman represented what Chris thought his tormentors were really like.

Fatman later made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WrO0EHh37c|video video response], where he called Chris a "[[Slow-in-the-minds|dumb ass]]" for thinking he was Alec. Chris never replied to the video and presumably never saw it due to the death of [[Bob Chandler|his father]] a week after he "revealed" Fatman.

== Legacy ==
One of the last surviving relics of the ''Asperchu'' saga met its demise during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]] on 10 [[January 2014]]. The Asperchu [[medallion]], gifted to Chris by Alec, was destroyed in the fire, as Chris revealed in a [[Facebook]] post on [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> Notably, the somber tone Chris takes on in this post when recalling the destruction of this and other fan items seems to suggest that his feelings toward Alec and ''Asperchu'' as a whole may have softened over the years, though he could have just been feigning this for sympathy to [[Chris and money|e-beg]].

Strangely, Chris stated that he did not know who made the medallion (or any of the other lost fan creations), suggesting that he [[Slow-in-the-minds|might not remember Alec at all]].

''Asperchu'' was mentioned in the [[CatKnight Interview]], in which Arthur Spatchcock brought up the series as a potential threat to ''Sonichu''<nowiki>'s</nowiki> distribution in Europe, likely due to Alec's claim on the copyright of the character Mitch Sonichu. Chris reasoned that Asperchu "is definitely not a canon character" in his comics, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|except for when he is]], rendering the issue moot [[Chris and copyright|as far as Chris is concerned]].<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]], [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa part 1], 8:40.</ref> Once again, Alec is not mentioned directly.

==Idea Guy influences==
{{main|Idea Guys}}

[[File:Alec as Bodhi.jpg|thumb|Chris believes this is Alec – actually Bodhi from ''Payday 2''.]]

During the Idea Guy saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Alec and Asperchu include:

*Chris wanted clarification over what really happened in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] and asked Idea Guy if Alec and the other Asperpedia Four trolls were saved by becoming Amish or executed. Since Idea Guy was playing ''Payday 2'' at the time, he used the character Bodhi's bio for a revised version of Alec, telling Chris that Alec had escaped and gave Chris the picture of Bodhi, saying it was Alec.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

*Asperchu is one of the 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus.<ref>[[:File:69_Sonichus.jpg]]</ref>

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]
* [https://archive.org/details/AsperpediaRecoveryFiles Asperpedia Comic Archive]

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BlueSpike

2022-06-24T04:34:37Z

A Gay Retard: fine tuning

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{{Troll|BlueSpike was the troll behind Julie and Max}}
{{Protip|Do NOT attempt to go after the troll behind Julie and Max. Though many of the actions associated with the troll are controversial to observers, the troll has moved on with his life, and has shown regret for his actions. Attempts to track down the troll had also led to unrelated people being accused of being BlueSpike. Do not drag him back into Christory.}}
{{quote|I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19.|Chris on Julie.<ref name = Mumble10>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| title = BlueSpike
| image = BlueSpike.jpg
| imagesize = 250px
| name = "David"<ref>[[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]</ref>
| aliases = BlueSpike LeonSpike Julie Milvana JULAAAY Max Milvana
| day = 12
| month = 10
| year = 1996
| birthsrc = <ref name="kiwi">[https://kiwifarms.net/members/bluespike.24172/ Bluespike's Kiwi Farms account]</ref>
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|occupation = {{TrollOccupation}}
|saga = {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|ps3|cn}}, {{saga|callingout|cn}}
}}

'''BlueSpike''' (AKA '''LeonSpike''', "a 13 year old brat" with [[Asperger syndrome]] according to Chris<ref>[[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]</ref>) was a young troll who contacted Chris through two feigned identities: a [[sweetheart]] named '''Julie''' and her evil brother '''Max'''. However, more of the trolling had involved BlueSpike going under the Julie persona.

Playing as Julie, BlueSpike had phone sex with Chris for hours each night, listening to Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]].<ref>[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref><ref>[[Bob walks in]]</ref> As BlueSpike was in complete control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy, fabricated (on Blue's end) phone sex and listening to Chris jacking off very loudly. (Draw your own conclusion about his sexuality)

BlueSpike's trolling caused Chris to admit to Julie that he had tried using [[sex toys|a dildo and anal beads]], convinced Chris to [[Ohio trip|take a long drive to Ohio]] in what he saw as an effort to rescue his girlfriend, produced the infamous [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sex tape]] where he fucks [[Kimmi]], made him describe a future scene from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] alluding to his [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]], and was the impetus for the legendary incident where [[Bob Walks In|his father walked in]] to him with his pants down. He was also responsible for other sick shit, including coercing Chris into shoving shards of his [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallion]] up his ass while he watched and mocked him. After that, and subsequently being kicked out of the Miscreants, he was involved in relatively minor trolling incidents before fading into obscurity.

BlueSpike's treatment of Chris is considered to be sadistic: his behavior departed from standard trolling and amounted to [[Julie Reveals Herself|emotional and even sexual abuse]]. His harsh treatment of Chris was unparalleled by any of Chris's past [[trolls]], and was not matched until the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] appeared nearly a decade later. Of the classic trolls, Chris has noted that he hates BlueSpike the most for the traumatic experience he caused during that Mumble call, along with tricking him into taking [[ohio trip|a long road trip]] that scared his parents half to death.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Discussing trolls and other stuff]]</ref> BlueSpike effectively provided the model that all controversial trolls following him would use – though, unlike most that followed, he was actually successful in his goals. Also unlike many subsequent trolls, BlueSpike eventually expressed regret for his actions years later.


==Prologue==
{{Incomplete|Information on the creation of the Mumble Chats|BlueSpike's early interactions with Chris and Clyde}}

BlueSpike was one of a set of false gal-pals created specifically to troll Chris with.

==Personas==
===Julie===
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!!!!|Chris [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professes his undying love while screwing]] [[Kimmi|a doll]].}}

[[File:ChrisandJulieLBP.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris and Julie, together in [[LittleBigPlanet]]. The salad days.]]
[[Image:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|thumb|left|100px|What Chris believed Julie looked like.]]

'''Julie Milvana'''<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref> (born 13 July 1989<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]</ref>) was a [[Molvanîa]]n Methodist<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' fan who became Chris's sweetheart after [[PandaHalo]]."Julie" first appeared in IRC in December [[2008]], suggesting the infamous [[Tour of Chris's House]] video.<ref>[[IRC (15 December 2008)]]</ref> She later posed a ton of ''Sonichu'' questions submitted by fans<ref>[[IRC (28 December 2008)]]</ref> and was invited to [[Sonichu Girls]].

As early as 3 [[January 2009]], she asked Chris what he would do if a [[JERK]] kidnapped his [[heartsweet]]--he said, ''"I would learn his demands if any, or if he hurt her, I'd strike the jerk back."'' Julie also got excited by the prospect of an orgy with Chris and the Sonichu Girls.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> The next day, it was revealed that Chris had promised his virginity to both Panda and Julie, and both ladies were furious, with Julie threatening to kill herself.<ref>[[IRC (04 January 2009)]]</ref> Later she calmed down and moved to Ohio to live with relatives. Ever classy, Chris suggested a threesome with PandaHalo.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs]]</ref> Chris refused to drive to Ohio, instead insisting that Julie come to him. He also couldn't be bothered to attack Clyde in IRC, even when he threatened Julie.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]</ref>

When Chris chose [[Sarah May]] over her, Julie was crushed. Chris apologized, and then abruptly [[Autism|went back to talking about vidya]].<ref name="a">[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref> Clyde Cash made more serious threats against Julie, forcing Chris to upload a famous [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|5 February 2009 video]] admitting that he was gay.<ref name="a" /> Once Chris got it into his head that PandaHalo had burned to death in a wildfire, he began to focus even more on Julie as a sweetheart.

Chris received a [[Letter from Julie|letter]] written by Julie, the first physical [[:File:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|proof]] of her "existence". In it, it details the love professed by her to Chris. That Valentine's Day, Chris uploaded [[LittleBigPlanet|a ''LBP'' level]], and Chris and Julie brought their relationship to the next level with cybersex. [[Bob Chandler]] [[Bob Walks In|walked in]], and the rest is history. [[Borb|Chris's parents]] didn't believe that Julie was TRUE and HONEST.<ref>[[Bob Walks In Aftermath]]</ref>

In an [[For Julie's Eyes Only|infamous video]] on 20 [[February 2009]], Chris created a sex video for Julie with the help of his inflatable assistant Kimmi, in order to give Julie an idea of what their first time together would be like. Chris's tender and passionate cries of "JULAAAAAAAY!" proved one of the most striking and memorable of CWC-isms; to this date, many erroneously believe that Kimmi ''is'' Julie. This is not so; Chris may be the most desperate man alive, but he's not quite got to the point where he's convinced himself any of his sex dolls are real.

A set of postcards showing the act were sent to [[14 Branchland Court]]. [[Bob]] got a hold of these postcards, which prompted him to take Chris's [[PSEye]] away.

===Max===
[[Image:Gilded.jpg|thumb|left|200px|What Max is presumed to look like.]]
'''Max Milvana''' was the abusive brother of Julie. The Max persona was typically used for instances where Julie was in peril, or when BlueSpike wanted to engage in tormenting Chris directly.

[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|Receipts from Chris's epic journey to Cleveland. Note that he asked for no [[pickle]]s on the mayo hamburger, and that the place he at was a [[Sonic]] Drive-In.]]
Max and [[Clyde Cash]] convinced Chris that he had kidnapped Julie at the Miscreant Headquarters in Cleaveland, Ohio,<ref name = Mumble10/> and is planning to send her over to China.<ref>[[Clyde E-mails]]</ref> Her kidnap by her brother led to Chris's ill-fated [[Ohio trip|rescue mission]] to Cleveland. In response, Chris valiantly [[Ohio trip|travelled all the way to Ohio]] in a bid to rescue her and got his parents all worried. (His ancestors' spirits had wished him "a Safe Trip to Ohio" two days prior at [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.)<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run-down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly [[Niggos|black]] woman.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13]]</ref>

Under the Max persona, BlueSpike hacked into Chris's Yahoo! and PSN accounts, threatening Chris that he would either take Julie away or sell both of the accounts on [[eBay]]. He goaded Chris into doing various embarassing things in order to get the accounts back, ranging from [[Chris and anger|raging]], to stating that he is a [[homo]], to declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] as the new mayor of CWCville.

As with the Julie persona, Chris also engaged in sexual acts involving the Max persona. In one instance Chris claimed that he would show Max [[duck|his penis]] per his request.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]]</ref> However, Max also claimed that he had no interest in seeing Chris's penis. In the very next video, Max tried to goad Chris into showing his penis to him after telling him that he doesn't have one, only to then frantically reject this when Chris actually attempts it.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref> He also suggested to Chris in the same video that Chris ejaculate on the medallion if he ever wanted to see Julie again.

On that faithful day, Max, power-mad with control over Chris, caused a schism between the trolls who have followed Chris up to this point.

==Julie Reveals Herself==
{{Main|Julie Reveals Herself}}

{{quote|BlueSpike, stop this shit.|A troll's reaction to BlueSpike prompting Chris to shove pieces of his medallion up his ass.}}

On 3 [[March 2009]], Max gained control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatened to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris was coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving the pieces of his destroyed [[Sonichu medallion]] up his anal cavity, before he was able to talk to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max were the figments of BlueSpike's imagination. At no point did BlueSpike even mention the sex tape (which had already gotten nearly 2 million hits on SlutLoad). BlueSpike's female voice is an unconvincing falsetto, which makes it all the more surprising that it worked so well on Chris. This incident shattered both his [[heart level]] – [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|and his anus]] – to 0%.

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|1xo3SAwefBM}}
| Stardate = 3 [[March 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[BlueSpike]], [[Clyde]]
| Saga = {{Julie|text}}
}} </center>

{{-}}

===Reaction===
[[Image:Advicespikemedallion.png|thumb|left|Kids say the darndest things.]]

[[Image:Cheers09.jpg|thumb|right|BlueSpike was kicked out of [[The Miscreants]] following the incident.]]

On 5 [[March 2009]], an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan [[ED]] discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of lulz. Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.

{{quote|If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. [...] "hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it..." . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible [...] If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there?|Wit, ED user<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100919165747/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive14</ref>}}

Even as [[Julie Reveals Herself]] was being recorded, other trolls can be heard remarking that it was "horrible" and demanding BlueSpike to stop. Early on in [[Mumble 11]], which was recorded a day later, other trolls outright tell BlueSpike to shut up and that nobody likes him before he gets muted.

===Impact on Chris===
While one might think that this level of physical and mental abuse would leave lasting scars, BlueSpike's trolling initially appeared to have virtually '''no''' evident long-term impact on Chris. Just a few weeks after Julie revealed her true identity, Chris had moved onto thinking he'd found another [[Ivy|sweetheart]] online, and just a few weeks after that he had no trouble believing that he was having virtual sex with a [[Vanessa Hudgens|famous Disney Channel celebrity]]. The main effect it had was that although Chris made a new Sonichu medallion, he stopped wearing it until 1 [[July 2009]].

However, years later, Chris stated that BlueSpike's psychological and sexual abuse of him was in [[June 2021 social media posts#Discussing trolls and other stuff|the top two most traumatic experiences in his life]], with the other contender being the incident at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] where he was pinned down by faculty during an autistic meltdown. Since Chris hasn't provided details of how he felt after the humiliating experience, figuring out how this affected him is left up to speculation. He also sounded reluctant to talk about the incident during [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]], a video where he attempted to dox lolcow David Harlow as being BlueSpike (due to trolls feeding him misinformation), and during the [[BraveryJerk Interviews]], he is shocked when BraveryJerk brings up the incident.

Chris came to believe that BlueSpike was killed at the hands of [[Clyde Cash]], from an offhand comment by Cash in [[Mumble 12]]. On [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|his version of the ED page]], Chris stated that "That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the "[[Transformers|Starscream]]" Troll, Clyde Cash." Of course, this statement was later [[Car Pranks|revealed to be a complete and utter falsehood ]]. Nonetheless, even eight years after the events of 23 August 2011, Chris still believes that BlueSpike is dead.<ref>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg Chris creates a trading card mentioning 'the late BlueSpike', 22 September 2019]</ref>

==Prank Calls==
{{Incomplete|Information on Prank Calls}}
Even after tormenting Chris for several hours, and getting kicked out from his clique of trolls as a result, BlueSpike continued contact with Chris, acting as the original [[ween]].

=="Called out"==
On 23 [[August 2011]], [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|Chris claimed]] to know BlueSpike's real identity (first name '''David''') and threatened to drop dox on him unless he made an apology video by 15 [[September 2011]]. In the video, BlueSpike was to tell people to stop calling Chris "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" and yelling "JULAAAAAAAAYYY!" in [[prank calls]]. Although BlueSpike did not respond to Chris' demands, the death of Bob 2 weeks later caused Chris to leave the Internet before he could reveal BlueSpike's personal information, and he ultimately lost interest in exposing his tormentor.
<center><gallery>
File:JULAYYYYYYYY.PNG|The supposed image of BlueSpike.
File:Davidharlow.jpg|An unrelated image of David Harlow.
</gallery></center>

Even if Chris did make a video about who BlueSpike really was, it would have been for naught. The personal information Chris had actually belonged to David Harlow, a lolcow also known as [https://web.archive.org/web/20211208172212/https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Nesshelper Nesshelper]. This is evidenced by Nesshelper and BlueSpike apparently sharing the same first name, the "real" photo of BlueSpike being a closeup of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Davidharlow.jpg this picture of Nesshelper], and Chris' claim of BlueSpike liking big rooms, which references a [https://archive.org/details/43947139 video rant] where Nesshelper complained about the size of a hotel room he was staying in. Aside from not being a troll and having no reason nor motivation to go after Chris, the fact that Nesshelper sounds nothing like BlueSpike in his videos makes it clear they are not the same person. Furthermore, Nesshelper was born on 9 July, 1985<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150510010346/http://nintendodojo.com/profile.aspx?id=12501</ref> and therefore would have been 23 years old during the Julie saga.

Chris was presumably given false information to highlight his [[autism|gullibility]] and possibly set up a feud between him and Nesshelper, similar to how [[Ahuviya Rotem Harel]] and [[Christopher Paul Whitney]] made negative remarks about Chris after he accused them of being [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]] respectively. Of course, the aforementioned death of Bob prevented a conflict between the 2 from occurring; regardless, it's likely Nesshelper wasn't even aware of Chris's misguided attempt to dox him out.

==Today==
[[File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg|thumb|Chris' "Epic Online Bully" card, based on Julie/Max]]
BlueSpike is easily one of the most polarizing trolls in Christory, competing with the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Bella]]. Most trolls tend to frown on BlueSpike and his methods, as they echo those of [[weens]], [[enablers]], and [[A-Log]]s. Nevertheless, some weens still yearn to return to the sadistic days of BlueSpike, in hopes of an age of trolling where physical pain is inflicted upon Chris. Since 2009, BlueSpike has come of age and matured; he now has a profile on [[Kiwi Farms]],<ref name="kiwi">[https://web.archive.org/web/20210812031040/https://kiwifarms.net/members/bluespike.24172/ Bluespike's Kiwi Farms account]</ref> which has been given the "Christorical Figure" verification by forum moderators. When asked to reflect upon his time trolling Chris, he wrote:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-869#post-3350028</ref>

{{quotebox|There's been tons of things in my life I've regretted and hated doing later on, all of the stuff from 10 years ago was one of them. I've moved past everything that happened those many years ago and obviously I'm a different person now. It wasn't funny and was a very a-log thing to do. Nothing much else I can say.}}

On August 28, 2017, BlueSpike responded to a question on his Kiwi Farms<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/members/bluespike.24172/?page=2#profile-post-89931</ref> account asking if given the opportunity he would "do it all again". He responded:

{{quotebox|Probably not, if I would I'd try to do something more similar to [[Liquid Chris]] (not trying to ruin his life and just have fun with him)}}

Even with the passing of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], BlueSpike remains Chris's least favorite troll.<ref>[[Discord_Q%26A_8#Least_Favorite_Troll|Discord Q&A 8]]</ref>

===False accusations===
With BlueSpike's identity still remaining a secret, it's natural people would try to find out who was behind the persona; this has nevertheless resulted in some people being improperly tagged as BlueSpike.

A handful of people have speculated that BlueSpike may be Waymuu, a YouTube Pooper and concert archivist who, as a kid in 2009 and 2010, made A-Loggy rants towards Chris. These claims are bullshit and based entirely on rumors from Reddit and old comments on his videos and on imageboards. Waymuu was 11 in 2009, thus making it impossible for him to be BlueSpike, something confirmed by both [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTfgGB0YeOI a video] he'd later make debunking the rumors, and by a ''Thomas the Tank Engine'' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw8iX5lY2kY gag dub] he made in 2011 that stated his then-age (13) in the title. While the two did have similar voices around the time, prepubescent boys tend to have similar-sounding voices in general, and Waymuu has different speech patterns and inflections in his. Furthermore, Waymuu had no other sort of involvement in the trolling of Chris outside of making said rants and lurking his ED page.

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[BlueSpike PSN Chats]]
*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]
*[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]
*[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
*[[Idea Guys]]
*[[Julie Reveals Herself]]
*[[Molvania]]
*[[Mumble]] - BlueSpike would set up a Mumble chat to communicate with Sonichu "fans".
*[[Ohio Trip]]

{{References}}
{{JulieSaga}}
{{PS3Saga}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Julie Saga]]

Liquid Chris

2022-06-24T04:04:14Z

A Gay Retard: minor grammar, and use of "solid" to differentiate

{{Improve|details and citations|expand the subtopics under the ''Liquid Saga''}}
{{Troll}}
{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Liquid Chris
|image = CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|size=250px
|birthname = Christopher Morton Duckworth
|aliases = Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref> Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> "The Previous Chris" "The Other Chris"<ref>[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]</ref>
|year = 1990
|gender = Male
|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|spouse = [[Kacey]]
|siblings = SimplySpoons (brother)
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]
|saga = {{saga|liquid|cn}}
}}

'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Christopher Duckworth'''; born 1990) claimed to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] '''Christian Weston Chandler''', and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In reality, he was simply an impersonator on [[YouTube]] who initially just made videos to amuse himself and his friends. Liquid was played by identical twin brothers Chris and '''Jon Duckworth''' (born 1990). Chris portrayed Liquid on YouTube and in the PVCC Forums, while Jon portrayed him during the Sing-Star Challenge.

Liquid Chris gets his nickname from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', a video game which featured a storyline of the clone "brother" of the player character, Solid Snake (hence why [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is referred to as Solid Chris in this saga, as he will be for the remainder of this page). Eventually, Solid discovered Liquid, and he actually believed that he was an impostor trying to take credit for his glorious creation, rather than just being an impersonator. Once he was in Solid's sights, Liquid decided to up his game by playing along with his rivalry with Chris-Chan (as did his fans), and became a full-time [[Trolls|troll]].

Liquid insisted that he was the real Chris-Chan, and chose to address his counterpart as the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], based on the initials of his IBAChandler YouTube username. Liquid eventually got into fights with Solid over [[Kacey]]'s heart, briefly halting production of videos when Liquid was kidnapped by Solid (portrayed by the other twin filming the video). Liquid made a triumphant return to defend Kacey's honor, and they retired from trolling Chris after "getting married". This saddened Chris, though he quickly got over it and moved onto finding another [[sweetheart]] after about a day.

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{{clear}}

==Prologue==
{{Incomplete|Information on Jack Thaddeus' contribution to the start of the saga.}}
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for Solid [[Chris]] full of highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account "'''CChanSonichu'''" compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.

{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris<ref name="realprotest">[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}

==A challenger appears==
{{protip|"Liquid Chris" was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. It was just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper)
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]
* [[Autism]]

All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

==Ian Brandon Anderson==
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode would have probably kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Liquid, however, then raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

==The CWCivil War==
===Opening shots===
[[File:LiquidChristine.jpg|thumb|right|It's on!!!]]
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}

===The battleground===

===="More Than A Feeling"====
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

====Spanish Challenge====
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''

More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].

====''SingStar'' Challenge====
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}

{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid, the absolute chad, and Solid, as always, was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

==="SHOWDOWN"===
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}

{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}

On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to get Liquid arrested for identity theft, dragging Bob into the debacle along the way:

{{quotebox|If you DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE ''YOU'' TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, ''MAN''!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}

==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is extremely disturbing.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}

Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]
{{Main|Kacey}}

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.

In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving TRUE and HONEST arms of the Liquid.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

===Epilogue===
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]

Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]].

Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend.

After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.<ref>https://www.targetedonc.com/view/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein</ref> Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.

While Chris Duckworth has retired from trolling Solid Chris, he recorded a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' at some point prior to [[November 2015]], when the video was reuploaded. The song was eventually animated as ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]'' in [[November 2020]], which attracted the attention of Solid.

In the years since, Solid eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still held some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing "pretentious acting".

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}

'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}

== Liquid's last statement ==
[[File:Liquid and Kacey.jpeg|thumb|200px|<s>Liquid</s> Chris and Kacey, happily married.]]
Hello All, 

I have been Enjoying the Married Life with my Sweetheart and making Several Hundred Thousand Dollars at Nintendo and Microsoft on Pokemon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Microsoft X-box. I do not have much time for the Youtube, but my Good Friend Dr. Aleksander Egorov (a Physics Animator) has taught me how to Edit Well. In my Spare Time, I have been honing my own Skills as an Editor. I created this Project for my Loyal Fans, who are STILL being TERRIBLY ANNOYED by the Fraud, Ian Brandon Anderson. It is Very Nice to have a home in Redmond, Washington now; I do not care for the fact that I do not stay in one place for long. Perhaps I will be coming to a Convention Near You, Sonichu fans. I thank God and Jesus every day for Each One of you. This is my message for now; Goodbye. 

Gladly to be Where I Am, 

Christian Weston Chandler 

PS: As I have SO MANY MESSAGES now, do not Trust that yours can, or will, be answered; I appreciate EVERY ONE, and all Nice Comments.

==Irony==
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]

[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] has mocked Liquid on several points:

* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning, worse still if it is a fun-house mirror made especially to [[parody|mock]] you.

In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].

 

== In the comic ==
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]

Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.

Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.<ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref>

Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon<ref>[[https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI?t=4433| Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]]</ref> and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.

{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to [[14 Branchland Court|hell]], punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|[[Beel]] in the commissioned art.}}

However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an "Ian Brandon Anderson" was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.

==Fan videos==
{{collapsible
|Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL
|
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}
| Stardate = 25 [[January 2010]]
| Maker = BobbyHillify
| Subject =
| Video Type = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Theme Song - Caillou
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}
| maker = SiIvaGunner
| stardate = 4 [[November 2016]]
| type = High quality video game rip
}}

}}

==See also==
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]
* [[Solid Chris]]
* [[Solidus Chris]]
* [[Jimmy Hill]]
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

{{References}}

== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on the TRUE and HONEST [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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Mary Lee Walsh

2022-06-24T03:55:55Z

A Gay Retard:

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{{quote|You're not gonna get a [[Girlfriend]], [[Attraction Sign|this way]] or [[Love Quest|any way]].|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...|Chris, lying, in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Mary Lee Walsh
| image = PVCC Giving Spotlight Student Emergency Fund - YouTube - 0 07.jpeg
| size = 250
| name = Mary Lee Walsh
| aliases =
|gender = Female
| nation = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
|occupation = Former dean of student affairs of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|Organization = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|saga = [[PVCC]]
}}
'''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] and former dean of student affairs at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. She thwarted [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] in its early years by allegedly ripping up his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and eventually suspending him from PVCC for a whole year. She is one of the most important people in Chris's life, as she is one of the few people who refused to allow Chris to use his [[autism]] as an excuse for anything he wanted and tried to make him act like a normal human being. This, of course, meant war.

The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still arguably the supreme villain in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life and in ''Sonichu'' [[fan]] fiction. All hail the Dean!

By early [[2009]], many years after the college suspension episode, Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh. He began with the [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam''', implying (and later stating outright) that the character was not related to the real Mary. For several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including sending a drawing to her house, but her only response was a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to [[Chris_and_remorse#Common_traits_of_a_CWC_apology|truly earn his forgiveness]].

Chris' continued feud with Mary Lee Walsh is illustrative of his propensity to hold severe grudges over seemingly minor incidents. In late [[2013]], '''ten years''' after the August 2003 incident, Chris blamed Mary Lee Walsh in part for his continued decline in a series of [[Facebook]] ramblings, and referred to a [[Wal-Mart]] [[manajerk]] who banned him from the store as a "Mary Lee Walshing Witch Bitch".

Walsh slipped Chris' attention until mid-[[2019]], when she retired, which prompted him to tweet wishing her a peaceful retirement until "her time of [[Chris and death|passing]]", as well as offering "constructive criticism" on how she could have better handled her interactions with him. He followed up asking if she had ever made any recorded statement about his apology drawing from 10 years earlier. Two years later, Chris revealed that Walsh's comic counterpart had become the mayor of CWCville.

==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==
[[Image:MaryLeeWalshIRLnewsScreenCapture.JPG|thumb|left|Walsh during a TV interview.]]
[[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very voluptuous in person.]]

Walsh was the Dean of Student Affairs at PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20101015023113/http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html] (archived on 15 October 2010)</ref> She has also written a book<ref>[http://product.half.ebay.com/The-Freshman-Experience-Creating-College-Success-Piedmont-Virginia-Community-College-by-Mary-L-Walsh-and-Mary-Lee-Walsh-2001-Paperback/2491824&tg=info half.com link to the book(Dead Link)] ([https://archive.ph/2J1av archive])</ref> about coping with college life, which perhaps unsurprisingly does not advocate attacking one's superiors with magical curses. Chris had first been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, but delivered the most crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]], Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed ''at all''. However true this alleged statement may have been, there is virtually no chance Mary said it, as it would have been highly inappropriate and would have jeopardized her job.

It should be noted that judging by her e-mail exchanges with Chris, Walsh was anything but hostile towards Chris; quite the opposite, in fact - Versus Chris's version of events, Walsh was entirely reasonable in her conduct towards Chris and his attraction sign escapades.

Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings to stop posting his signs and continued to place this ad for his "love quest" in the main campus building. Walsh, taking umbrage at this clear defiance of her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. What exactly transpired during the meeting is a source of mass debate, as the only accounts made public are written by Chris and thus heavily biased. What is known is that during the meeting, [[Imaginary friends|Chris pretended to converse out loud with Sonichu]] (relaying what Sonichu "said" to her). Then, after what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he verbally attacked her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|rage]], going so far as to hex her with the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref> (This event was later dramatized, with plenty of wish fulfillment added, in the short comic "Christian + Sonichu vs. The Mastermind" in ''[[Sonichu 0]]'', which was later remade as "Witch Confront" in ''[[Sonichu 2]]''.) Chris was told in no uncertain terms that he couldn't continue his [[Love Quest]] on campus, prompting him to slander Walsh on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]] and send her an attempt at an intimidating drawing.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref> This little stunt got him banned from PVCC for a whole year, and forced to take anger management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.<ref name="wikipedia">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|Jackie E-mails]]</ref> Any positive effects these may have are not evident.

===In his own words===
{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Niggos|Black]] impersonating [[Jerkop|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

===Emails with Mary===
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM''' 
'''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu''' 
'''Subject: Hi again...'''

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again. 
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan. 
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[Scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect). 

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.
</div>

{{quoteboxgreen|
'''From: Mary Lee Walsh <mwalsh@pvcc.edu>''' 
'''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am''' 
'''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''

Christian:
Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.}}

'''Email to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]'''

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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com''' 
'''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net''' 
'''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time''' 
'''Subject: Re: Hello'''

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking [[Niggos|african american]] who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan Schroeder|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)

Take care;
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.
</div>

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==
{{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, in regards to a comic which he claimed was never meant to be about him.}}

[[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|left|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]]. Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|Chris is willing to pick up his markers and make hideous porn of people that he hates.]]

Because of all the [[Chris and stress|stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris brooded and obsessed over his "HEART SHATTERING" defeat and began to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. As such, Walsh began to appear in a lot of Chris's works as a primary antagonist specifically opposing his [[Love Quest]].

In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick. In an ingenious [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. Her sinister deeds are motivated by a [[Chris and Writing|totally unexplained]] hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the "witch of hearts," Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only tactic is to send [[Jerkop|jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance (she needed Graduon's help for the later invasions). For no given reason, she considers Chris the most important target of her malign actions and doesn't seem aware of the fact that true love occurs outside of CWCville as well.

Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Upon her introduction, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, yet Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once "shattered" his heart and she is inexplicably frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh represent the dual miseries of his becoming an adult--the trauma of graduating from his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his disastrous collegiate career. To combat Walsh's powerful new accomplice, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the original battle between a fat virgin and an old lady to an epic struggle between a horribly drawn Sonic OC and an old lady with a scepter.

[[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|left|Hslaw Eel Ryam Hctib Hctiw deriah yerg eht liah lla]]

During her reign of terror, Walsh threatens the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil, although Mary simply relocates to [[The High School Story|Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations. In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse, she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Mary seizes the opportunity and prepares to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Decepti-Clones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil is finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when Chris uses the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroys Graduon's scepter and easily overpowers her, but instead of killing her (like he killed 100+ innocent people in that very issue) he paralyzes her (seemingly permanently) and sends her to jail.

[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, fantasizing that he could punch his old dean in the face as his fursona.]]

A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is that she is to blame for almost everything that maligns Chris or CWCville, mirroring Chris's insane belief that the real-life Mary was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes. Even her conspirators are victims--virtually all of her Jerkops are simply brainwashed against their will, and even co-villain Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter. To labor the point even more, while Chris suggests that some of her followers have good in them and are capable of redemption, Mary herself is pure evil.

===Renaming and retcons===

As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In an act of utmost subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became "'''Slaweel Ryam'''" or "'''Slaweel the Witch'''". A devious maneuver indeed – as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backward, and there are letters missing. Nobody could possibly figure out the connection, unless of course they happened to see the notice posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page detailing the full extent of the name changes. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real-life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form, as that would require originality. The name is an evolution of "'''Hslaw Eel Yram'''", which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards; in all likelihood, he had only used the "reverse code" as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw it.

In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled "TwoMarys"] in which he tried to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Apparently, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This, of course, makes absolutely no sense, as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the "evil" Mary's name to Slaweel in later edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0, where her character is introduced as "Slaweel the Witch" and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris had essentially created a paradox within his universe, having made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but because of the retcon Slaweel hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's "sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years," but on the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys "TwoMarys" page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:

{{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==
{{main|Soul Calibur}}

It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. It should be noted that Chris appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest possible setting.

==Possible reconciliation==
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]

Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began re-examining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia, to distinguish her from "Slaweel":

{{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref>}}

The article rambles on and drifts alarmingly far from reality, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for "research," detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.

Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first "Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness" for the month of August.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says</ref>

In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her "past misdeeds" (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his "apology" to her office, but Mary simply contacted his parents and told them to keep Chris off campus altogether.

From this action, Chris inferred that Mary didn't care about him or their relationship, and Chris was crushed. Also crushed were any hopes of reconciliation, as after this incident Chris soon reverted to precisely the same deranged mindset as before, once again imagining her as somehow orchestrating everything bad that happened to him.

{{quote|Besides which, that b**** "Dean", Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>}}

==Grudge==
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 29.jpg|thumb|right|Voodoo [[LEGO]] Mary. Chris shakes this container and holds it upside down to torment her.]]
[[File:MLW Retirement.jpg|thumb|right|PVCC's 46th commencement ceremony, the last before Mary Lee Walsh's retirement.]]
[[File:MLW_retirement.jpg|thumb|right|An announcement for Walsh's retirement party. It is presumed Chris was not invited.]]
Chris's anger toward Mary Lee Walsh continues well over a decade since his [[Attraction Sign]] was torn down at [[PVCC]]. In a series of rambling [[Facebook]] postings made on 2 [[September 2013]], Chris began blaming various people for a temporary ban from [[Wal-Mart]], including Walsh:

{{quote|If it had not been for [[Michael Snyder|Mr. "Manajerk"]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, [[The GAMe PLACe|Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys]], My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!...And that [[Women's Rights|bitch]], Mary Lee Walsh, with a Cold Heart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for interfering with my Sweetheart Search, AND Banning me from PVCC!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}}

A few days later, when Chris was conclusively banned from Wal-Mart, he coined the term "Walshing," a verb that evidently means "not accepting autism as an excuse."

{{quote|I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" Manajerk...the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house...She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch!|Chris, Facebook, 6 September 2013}}

On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters‎|an apology letter]] that Chris had written to Walsh in [[August 2014]] was leaked. True to form, Chris blames everything on factors supposedly beyond his control, and tries to be condescending and play the victim at the same time. He specifically tries to appease Mary for depicting her in his comic as a witch, operating on the presumption that a university administrator is gravely concerned with the way she is presented in DeviantArt-level Sonic OC garbage drawn by a fat loser (though, given the ease of encountering the webcomic or even troll Rule 34 art ''with her name attached'' online, it's possible she might have found out the student who gave her a hard time was behind it and reacted accordingly).

Upon Walsh's retirement, Chris stated that he has left his grudge behind and wished her a nice life, even claiming he didn't recall much about her. However, he immediately followed this up with a passive-aggressive critique of Walsh's conduct, showing he was still upset that she tore the Attraction Sign. He also wanted to know if Walsh had made any statement regarding his 2009 apology, claiming it was added back to his "pile of [[stress]]es".

On 29 July 2020, Chris retweeted a post by an enabler named [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]], who claimed that the Mary Lee Walsh of the ''Sonichu'' comic had reformed. Chris confirmed this, albeit while roleplaying as Sonichu during his [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|body-swap]] phase.

{{quote|Actually, that is correct; Mary Lee Walsh, there, is on our side now. Very good observation.|<s>Chris</s> "Sonichu" on Twitter.}}

On 6 April 2021, Chris brought up Mary Lee Walsh again, this time saying that she had succeeded [[Brendan Fraser]] as the mayor of CWCville. <ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref>

==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Fan art]]==
[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]

In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, it was much shorter than it later became in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], as shown from shots from behind. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by drawing Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon succubus who tempted Chris with her body (which he was sure to [[Mass debating|mass debate]] to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been "Rule 34" fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), usually wearing (at most) a skimpy purple miniskirt and thigh-high boots. In ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'', she was depicted as being physically sexy but having unflattering sexual desires (such as shoving the staff containing Count Graduon up her [[china|vagina]] to shut him up, and demanding a recording of a minion shoving Chris's medallion up their butt) and speaking with a man's voice.
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=TwoMarys}}
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*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]
*[[Attraction Sign]]

==External links==
*[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLCsZpcTSg0 Harry D and the PVCC girls: "Jerkop Bebob"]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyH5Y9SpQY Harry D's Live Drawing.]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8dAntFOZxg CWC Sketch- MLW Pt 1]

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Lukas, Devil and Eva

2022-06-24T03:46:23Z

A Gay Retard:

{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|After being doxed by the [[Guard Dogs]], some members of the squad attempted to shift blame onto Chris and [[Jessica Quinn]].}}
{{Transgender}}
{{Quote|No matter how many times I die, somebody somewhere will pick up where I left off.|[[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Joshua Wise]], during [[The Bad Beginning]].}}

{{quote|I know Lukas, Devil and Eva were trolling me as well, and that turned out good as well|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193435503418363904</ref>.}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = Lillie Simpkins
|image = Screenshot 2019-04-18 at 8.35.29 AM.png
|Name = Lillie Celeste Simpkins
|aliases = Lukas Simpkins FFEMemberLukas ThatKidd910 
|gender = Female
|day = 10
|month = 9
|year = 1999
|birthsrc = <ref>[[September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga]]</ref>
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|saga = {{saga|tts|cn}}
}}

The '''Teen Troon Squad''' were a group of trolls in [[Charlottesville]] who began manipulating Chris towards the end of [[2018]]. As their moniker – derived from the Teen Girl Squad from ''{{w|Homestar Runner}}'' and a deragotory term for transgender people – suggests, they are known to be transgender and [[Pedofork|about half Chris's age]]. Currently, '''Lillie Celeste Simpkins''' ([[tomgirl|tomboy]] name '''Lukas Simpkins''') is the only Squad member known by full name. Other members of the Squad include '''"Eva"'''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga</ref> and
'''"Devil"''' (also known as "wxlfdxg" and "Sxvxnd");<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-558#post-3309948</ref> little is known of these members except that the latter helped Lillie get her foot in the door by buying Chris's illicit goods.<ref>
[[:File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-33-14.png|'Devil' details purchasing Chris's porn, 1 May 2018]]</ref> The Teen Troon Squad originally met Chris when two of their members [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchased]] 32 pages of his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic drawings]] on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in [[April 2018]], and they were mentioned on [[Kiwi Farms]] to have smoked marijuana with Chris (in violation of his [[Therapeutic Docket]]) in [[October 2018]]. After gaining Chris's trust, the Squad infiltrated into Chris's accounts, leaked content and then pointed the finger at Wise and Boyd; time and time again, Chris has taken their statements [[autism|at face value]].

Much like the [[Idea Guys]], the Teen Troon Squad's trolling occurred largely behind the scenes, and only a scanty amount of content was ever released until [[December 2018]]. Having also begun trolling Chris at the height of the Idea Guys' power and having used them as a scapegoat to evade detection, accurately estimating the extent of their manipulation is impossible. Regardless of who individually is responsible, collectively they are all [[weens]]. They were probably responsible for introducing the [[Dimensional Merge]] into Chris's mind. In a perplexing tweet on [[C-Mas|Christmas Day]] 2018, Lillie's identity was exposed by somebody role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], prompting the other Troons to wipe their presence off the Internet completely as the [[Guard Dogs]] as well as the greater [[Kiwi Farms]] began closing in on them. Unlike Wise and Boyd, Chris remains fond of the Squad and is still bewildered that they had left him without warning. He has tried, thus far in vain, to re-establish contact as late as [[September 2019]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|Chris wishes Lillie a happy birthday, 10 September 2019]]</ref>

[[File:Lukasfacebook.png|thumb|200px|Lillie's [[Facebook]] avatar.<ref>https://archive.fo/9Xpxc</ref>]]

== Trolling ==
{{Quote|Honestly, I wouldn't advise it. He smells like cat piss and told us [[Affair with Mother|he wanted to fuck his mom]]. 0/10, would never do again. He made me into a part [of] ''Sonichu'', it was awful.|Lillie, on why you shouldn't spend hours interacting with Chris in person ([[Chris and sex#Incest|warning of us of what was to come]]).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref>}}
{{see also|Chris with Teen Troon Squad}}
On 24 April 2018, Chris posted an [[eBay]] listing of [[2018 Sales Listings#Lot of 32 porn drawings|32 porn drawings]] he had produced over the years, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. Though the listing was quickly pulled within a few hours for violating eBay's terms of service, Lillie expressed interest in buying the art on Twitter; apparently she had got the money by taking it from her mother's boyfriend. She wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris complied, quietly relisting the drawings under the incognito title "Artsfor lukas". This purchase wound up kicking off the entire Teen Troon Squad saga.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|Lillie, Devil and [[Chris]] posing for a picture]]

Since the Squad lives in the same area as Chris, on 27 [[April 2018]] they arranged for Chris to deliver the pornography they had purchased to Lillie's house. This was the first of many visits; the Squad periodically invited Chris over without their parents' knowledge. These visits are evidenced by numerous archived social media posts, as well as a video [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|leaked of Chris acting delusional, probably while high on marijuana, at Lillie's house]]. What exactly occurred at these meetings is unknown, but all of the information released seems to imply that they primarily consisted of role-playing. For example, in [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]], he points at the air, states "I love you, Cryzel", and pretends to make out with her. When asked by a [[Twitter]] user about Chris' behavior in-person, Lillie described him as somewhat "rapey", stating that she had no personal space whatsoever.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|He would kiss on us, hug us, rub on us, press his head against ours randomly, get incredibly close... He is really rapey, it's awful. Especially because at the time, we were all [[Pedofork|minors]].}}

If true, it makes no sense why Lillie would willingly invite Chris over multiple times, especially with how much information on Chris's creepiness is publicly available. It is instead believed that these statements were damage control. Hilariously, Chris also had some of his own complaints about Lillie, angrily posting a tweet revealing that she had attempted to convince him into buying alcohol for them.<ref name="a">https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref>

{{quotebox|No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!}}

<center>
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File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-35-39.png|Lillie stating the item had been delivered, marking the first meeting.
File:Screenshot.1545857804.png|Evidence of a hang-out occurring on 14 [[July 2018]] with "Devil".
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Ttstext2.jpg|Note the writing style.
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[[File:Upload 2018-10-26 11-15-41 (1).png|thumb|The disastrous effects of a life on drugs.]]

Sometime during one of their in-person role-playing sessions, Lillie introduced Chris to cannabis. What resulted is captured in a 38-second long, showing Chris high on marijuana while pretending to make out with [[Cryzel]]. Chris later angrily clarified on [[Twitter]] that he was not, in fact, constantly high.

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[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|right|One of the earlier Twitter leaks.]]
[[File:DecemberLeaks2018.jpg|The [[December 2018]] leaks.|thumb|right]]
[[File:ReactiontoNovember2018Hack.png|thumb|200px|Chris blames the original [[Idea Guys]] for the leaks.]]

Meanwhile, Chris-Chan's [[Twitter]] account was [[Twitter#Leaks|hacked]] several times throughout 2018 by an unknown individual claiming to be associated with the Idea Guys. It seems more likely, however, that they were being posted by Lillie, given that they occurred long after the Idea Guys were [[Guard Dogs|taken out of power]]. The leak also included footage that Lillie herself later leaked in full onto [[/cow/]], making her involvement all the more likely. Regardless of who actually leaked the videos, Chris himself believed it to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1072900174521847808</ref>

The first leak, from 11 [[November 2018]], was a clip from his now infamous second rendition of [[All Star]] video in which he sings while [[mass debating]]. The tweet read: "This is how chris pays tribute to his lovers - The guy in the 'bluegras state'". This is an obvious allusion to the Idea Guys, as Boyd is said to live in the "Bluegrass" state Kentucky. The full video, however, was not released until 30 [[December 2018]].

The second leak, which occurred in [[December 2018|December]], took place over the span of two days. The first was a single tweet on 11 December 2018 at 1:27 P.M., releasing [[Tour of Chris's House III]]. It was posted with a troll-written description asking for $500, before being quickly deleted. [[Kiwi Farms]] quickly noted that based off a calendar seen in the video, it had been filmed in [[March 2018]]; when the [[Idea Guys]] were still in control.

The second half occurred on 12 December, this time in the form of a three-part tweet chain. Two of the videos in the thread had already been released: one from [[The Bad Beginning|the Bad Beginning of Chris apologizing to Gwen]], and another of [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#A_few_seconds_of_Barb_dancing|Barbara stiffly dancing for the camera]]. The only unseen video from this chain was a clip of [[Chris slaps himself|Chris slapping himself to tears]], as described by [[Idea Guys#Extortion|Null in July]]. Regardless of who actually leaked it, Chris himself believed this to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.

==Unravelling==
===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===
On [[Christmas|25 December]] 2018, somebody posing as [[Magi-Chan]] posted a tweet linking to a (since taken down) Pastebin, now referred to as "The 'Teen Troon Squad' Reveals Themselves".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/</ref> This Pastebin elaborately doxes 'Lukas', revealing her real name, home address, and a supposed phone number. The author then lists some details regarding the [[Dimensional Merge]], since revoked by Chris, before expanding on what the Teen Troon Squad had been doing: the group had been "spend[ing] a lot of time opening [their] mind[s] by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like [[Tomgirl|Christine]]".

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

Naturally, there was much speculation as to who had actually written the tweet. The author claimed to be Lillie herself, stating:

{{quoteboxgreen|I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.}}

However, to many, this read as if there had been a third party involved. Ultimately, it was determined that it had to have been done by someone Chris had trusted with his password; significantly narrowing down the suspect pool. A follow-up tweet from Chris later called the author a "[[troll|gremlin]]" trying to divide him, Lillie, and [[The Captain]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dimensional-merge-tweets-megathread.49414/page-68#post-4128895</ref> The most important revelation is the mention of The Captain, who Lillie later claimed was responsible for doxing her.<ref>[[:File:TheCaptainLukas.png|"The Captain is the lovely person that doxxed (sic) me."]]</ref>

In the last few days of 2018, Lillie responded to her dox by leaking content onto 8chan's [[/cow/]] board, hoping to appease onlooking trolls, who do not [[Weening#If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself|look favourably on this kind of behaviour]]. While normally, those posting to the site would be protected under the guise of anonymity, Lillie stated plainly who she was, even linking to her personal Twitter account. She began by revealing [[Teen Troon Squad chats|Discord logs from Chris]] from 18 December 2018, in which Chris discusses how he damaged his [[high school ring]], followed by "Luka Sonichu", an original Sonichu character and medallion Chris had created for her on 23 August 2018, and [[Chris lost Crystal|a video of Chris screaming at his toilet]].<ref>http://archive.is/j7oFu</ref>

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Lillie's situation continued to deteriorate rapidly. On 29 December 2018, while Lillie was busy releasing as much as she could, Chris condemned her over Twitter, alluding to a falling out between them, though blame for Lillie's actions was assigned instead to [[Arfoire]], a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] villain whom Chris also believed had been behind [[Jessica Quinn]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref> In a desperate final attempt to appease the troll community, Lillie partially leaked the [[All Star]] masturbation tape on 30 December, in exchange for being left alone and her mother not finding out about her Internet antics.<ref>http://archive.is/7NtgZ</ref> She concluded that day with another plea for trolls to stop texting her, offering to tell 'all about [Chris's] lovely adventures and set things straight' to anybody who messages her on Twitter.<ref>http://archive.is/5M6J9</ref>

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Satisfied that the Internet now seemed to be leaving her alone, Lillie finally posted the rest of [[All Star]] as a reward on New Year's Eve 2018, gloating:

{{quoteboxgreen|since idiots are starting to get a clue and leave me alone heres the rest. i dont care chris aint going to do shit to me becuase my mom will sue him}}

This backfired, as an unamused [[Kiwi Farms]] chose to target her in response for the release. Realizing the newfound attention that she had [[Attraction Sign|attracted]] onto herself from All Star, Lillie frantically began backpedaling on Twitter. Once again, she attempted to blame the [[Idea Guys]] for her deeds, but few were convinced: the overwhelming amount of context and framing that would have to have been done for little to no gain made such an explanation unacceptable.

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File:Screenshot 20181231-120212 Twitter.jpg|"I only released ONE video."
File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.12.31-20-28-42.png|A far cry from "i dont care chris aint going to do shit".
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After this, nothing has been heard from the Teen Troon Squad; the remaining members dispersed before they could also be exposed. Their primary legacy is in implanting, or at least nurturing, the [[Dimensional Merge]] as a viable substitute in Chris's life for the [[Love Quest]] that the Idea Guys had brought to an end. Months after they broke all ties, Chris bemoaned on Lillie's birthday in [[September 2019]] that he had lost their company, and appealed for them to come back. It is however doubtful that they will ever return after experiencing the many side effects of trying to manipulating Chris.

==Gallery==
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File:CWC-TTS1.jpg|From left, Devil, Chris, and Lukas.
File:CWC-TTS2.jpg|Chris with Eva.
File:Luka.jpg|As [[TSSSF]] cards.
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==See also==
*[[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]]
*[[Twitter#Leaks|Twitter Leaks]]
*[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]
*[[Dimensional Merge]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

== References ==
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[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]
[[Category:LGBT]]

Jessica Quinn

2022-06-24T03:32:15Z

A Gay Retard:

{{troll}}
{{infobox Person
|title = Jessica Quinn
|image = JessicaQuinn.jpg
|imagesize = 250px
|name= Jessica Quinn
|aliases = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Jessie]] [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Little Miss Jessie]] [[Lovely Weather]] [[Diamond Melody]] Arfoire<ref name=ideaguy>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> The Quinnish Troll
|gender = Female
|nationality = American
|race = White
|saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|quinn|cn}}
}}

'''Jessica Quinn''' was a [[white knight]], turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's [[sweetheart]] from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 [[September 2017]] after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 [[October 2017]], after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since [[2015]] until the second breakup. Afterwards, she tried to get back on his good side, in an apparent attempt to troll him again, but was thwarted by the [[Idea Guys]], who were in the midst of wreaking their own havoc on Chris's psyche at the time, and drove a wedge between her and Chris.

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==Identity==
Reasonable doubt has been cast on Quinn's true identity. It is all but confirmed that "Quinn" is not her real surname and that the account is at most a secondary one.

* Quinn's Facebook profile states that she lives in [[Wikipedia:Orange, Virginia|Orange, Virginia]],<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555173838 Quinn's Facebook], [http://archive.is/C954a Archive.is link of the same ]</ref> a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in [[Ruckersville]]. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her [[Facebook]] friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias – a reference to DC Comics' ''[[Wikipedia:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn]]'' character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

* In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Opinion_on_Sachumo.27s_CWC_Documentary</ref> Chris is shown messaging Quinn, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!" Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering her lies.

* On 5 October, after their second breakup, Chris revealed a conversation he had with her that culminated in the breakup. In it, she mentions that her "real Facebook" had been hacked, casting doubt on her entire identity, and making it likely that Chris is oblivious of her actual name and Facebook account. In addition, due to the fact that she had only been using this account instead of her "real" one to converse with Chris, it is likely that she was never serious about their relationship.

*The same day, an anon from [[4chan]] texted Chris:

{{quoteboxred|''cutoff''

Meaning she was not communicating with you on her real page, if it even was
hacked. She's just using it as an excuse to end things. She's just like the rest}}

{{quotebox|I had already known that. She had one profile for her personal and business life, and the other for socializing. Plus she sent me a lot of selfies; These you would never find anywhere online. Also, how did you get that screen cap of when she said all that?

Scratch that question; I forgot
I had posted that cap.}}

*Quinn's photos not being available on reverse image searches is not an indicator of how real she could be. Not every image on the internet will turn up in such searches, due to many sites using robots.txt to block search engines. It is speculated that the troll running the Jessica Quinn account could have found camgirl pictures somewhere on the internet where reverse image searches would not be effective, in a similar method previous [[sweetheart]]s like [[Jackie]] used.

On 18 October 2017, he posted an image to Twitter thanking everyone who donated to his [[Patreon]], with a special mention to Jessica, striking out her last name:

{{quotebox|An Honorable Mention to Miss Jessica <s>Quinn</s> for her continued support that helped me push out more pages in a week than before.}}

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*In mid-2018, the troll behind the Jessica Quinn persona gave up on Chris, sending him a link to the Instagram account of a woman from Boston, who he stated was the real identity of the woman whose photos were used on the Quinn account, and an apology for trolling him.

==Before Chris==
[[Image:Jq2014.png|thumb|left|150px|Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.]]

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a [[Wikipedia:Webcam model|camgirl]], based on the risqué photos she posted and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

==Facebook friends==
Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 [[July 2015]].<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref> According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.<ref><s>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727762914185531&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D&pnref=story Jess shares her first interactions with Chris]</s> dead link</ref>

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, followed.
Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[self-inflicted taint wound]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

==Relationship with Kiwi Farms==

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

In [[April 2016]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/whats-been-going-on-with-jessica-quinn.34063/page-9#post-2581872</ref>

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user "Moonman's Son" [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/ leaked a private conversation] between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/#post-2584257</ref>

There was [https://kiwifarms.net/members/schmessica-schminn.14648/ an account] created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted by moderators.

{{clear}}

==As a sweetheart==
[[File:CWCJessScreenshot.jpg|thumb|200px|It begins.]]
On 7 [[September 2017]], a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single,<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Still waiting on a Sweetheart]]</ref> Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler",<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]] in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = [[Lovely Weather]]; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref>

Although Chris's enthusiasm for his newfound relationship started high, the following day, based on their Facebook [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#.22Fancy_Greeting.22|interaction]] on 10 September 2017, this had evaporated. Reading their messages reveals that Jessica seemed to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy might have already been a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they planned to meet up on 6 October 2017.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Meeting Quinn in October]]</ref> It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the [[Sonichu comic]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> The following day, he drew Quinn as a [[My Little Pony]] OC named [[Diamond Melody]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_as_a_MLP_OC</ref>

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my [[Sweetheart]] and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.}}

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

In [[October 2017]], Chris invited Quinn to attend a MLP party - one intended for children - with him on the 7th, which she accepted.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts</ref>

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Image:Jessjealous.png|Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.
Image:Jesslola.png|Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.
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===Advice for Chris===

Since becoming a sweetheart, Jessica has dispensed valuable advice to Chris, on topics such as how to handle the [[trolls]].

===Defending Chris===

On many occasions, Jessica has defended Chris against criticism on social media.

On 11 [[September 2017]], Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days earlier,<ref><s>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727758944185928&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R2%22%7D]</s> Dead link</ref> to VimHomeless,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/907411088903467008</ref> in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the [[Planet Dolan]] crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.}}

After Chris revealed his new [[Chris and health#Cardiovascular health|diet involving soy sauce and prunes]], Quinn dissuaded [[Kim Wilson]] from giving useful health advice to Chris, arguing that he should not be discouraged from trying it, as "she's a [[obesity|big]] girl and can make these decisions on her own".

===Fat fetishism===
Many of Quinn's Facebook likes indicate that she has a fat fetish. She appeared to be influencing Chris with it. While Jessica was his sweetheart, Chris drew a storyline for [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] in which [[September 2017 Patreon posts#Fat Rosechu|Rosechu gets fat]]. In his [[CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain|first Q&A video]] and on Facebook,<ref name=icecream>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref> he confirmed that the storyline was influenced by Quinn; after their second breakup, Chris made a [[Jessica Quinn#She's missing out|bizarre series of posts]] on [[Facebook]] that revealed the extent to which he was influenced by this fetish.

Quinn encouraged Chris on his [[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid|method for growing larger breasts]], which consists of flavoring his already sodium-enriched food with soy sauce. The extra sodium simply adds water weight to a person's figure, giving the appearance of being fatter. She was also allegedly "turned on" by pictures of [[Layla]] being fed.

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==First breakup==

[[Image:Chris-bullshit.png|thumb|200px|Chris makes excuses for his stalking of other women on Twitter.]]

On 26 September, Quinn broke up with Chris, changing her Facebook profile to say that she was single.<ref>[[:File:Quinn single.png]]</ref> Chris changed his to "It's complicated", dropping Quinn's name.<ref>[[:File:Chris It's complicated.png]]</ref>

Chris posted on his profile,

{{quotebox|Why did I lie? To protect from a truth?Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.}}

He then photographed and filmed himself crying, but not before briefly looking at the camera to make sure it was recording properly before he shed his crocodile tears. Chris uploaded the video in place of his Facebook display picture. In it, he whines:

{{quote|Jessica, I'm so sorry. I don't want to lose you.}}

This video was used once more for the same purpose during their second breakup. Chris later uploaded an image of himself genuinely crying, which can be seen below the video.

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| previous = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us]]
| next = [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1]]
}}

Quinn commented,
{{quoteboxred|"You lied because you thought you could get away with it! You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡"}}

{{clear}}

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===Back together===
[[Image:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|thumb|200px|Chris notes that he will stop listening to LazyCast.]]

Five hours later, Chris and Quinn each changed their relationship statuses back to "It's been complicated" with the other. Chris then linked to LazyCast episode 10 (a podcast series with [[DoopieDoOver]] as a member) and claimed that he would no longer watch it, to which Quinn approved.

{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I'll hear; cutting my ties. I'm sorry for unsubscribing.}}
{{quoteboxred|Thank you. You made the right choice.}}

Later, Chris unfollowed Doopie and [[Nowacking]] from his [[TwiSparLicious]] sockpuppet account and LazyCast from his Patreon.

It can be assumed that Quinn temporarily broke up with Chris because he had continued to creep on voice actresses over Twitter using the TwiSparLicious account. Quinn claiming to have screenshots of something, saying "it's someone who has been very clearly lying to me," and Chris and Quinn's commentary after getting back together, suggests this to be the case.

==Second breakup==
{{see also|October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again}}

[[File:Quinnbreakup oct5th.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's screencap of a conversation between himself and Quinn shortly prior to the breakup.]]

On 5 [[October 2017]], Quinn broke up with Chris again after claiming trolls from the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum hacked into her main Facebook account. This was allegedly as a direct result of Chris making his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Kiwi Farms Q&A video]].

Jessica then deactivated her Facebook page, to which Chris made two videos in response. In [[IMG 5424|the first]], he pleaded with Jessica to text him and explain what had happened, giving out his phone number. [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|The second]], directed to the trolls he believes to be responsible for the breakup, is largely an incoherent, [[anger]]-fueled tirade. In addition, [[CWCki Forums#I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!|a post]] was made on the Farms, in which Chris angrily lambasts the same trolls. Unbeknownst to him, members of the Farms were not responsible for the hack, and evidence is lacking to show that the hack did, in fact, actually happen.

[[File:Quinn reacts to IMG 5424.png|thumb|160px|left|Quinn angrily reacts to [[IMG 5424]].]]

Subsequently, Quinn's account was briefly reactivated, in order for her to explain her reasons for ending the relationship, before being deleted once again. Chris's relationship status on Facebook remains "It's complicated".

Chris later posted a conversation between him and Quinn shortly before the breakup, showing that Quinn had instructed him not to interact with the Farms, in the fear that the trolls would in the process be given "an open invite to ruin [their] lives" and affect her reputation personally and professionally. He captioned the image:
{{quotebox|You have the rest of your life to think about it. Goodbye 😠 - Jessica}}

He revealed that he thought he could trust the trolls in a post:
{{quotebox|You think you can trust Some People, after some time has past, and they’re forgiven. But then, they Back Stab You Again!!!}}

[[File:Chris vs Kim Wilson Oct 2017.png|200px|thumb|Chris rages at Kim.]]

Upon receiving consolation by [[Kim Wilson]], Chris lashed out against her in a series of Facebook comments.

Chris then went to [[Barb|his mother]] for consolation, posting her response.
{{quotebox|Jessica Quinn, if you read this message, from my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, she offers this wisdom unto you:

“Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer, please, give Christine another chance.”}}
In his typical fashion, [[William Elliott Waterman]] made a completely irrelevant comment on a plush toy in the background.
{{quoteboxyellow|Look at the pikachu. I used to have one of those.}}

This was proceeded by even more Facebook rants:

{{quotebox|When your [[Heart Level|heart gets broken]], you feel like you have only 24 hours left to live. You have More than That to live for!}}
{{quotebox|Past the Assertive Phase; Now I am in the Aggressive phase. I wanna Beat a Frigging Internet Troll Up!!!}}

Chris then linked a video, "J. Geils Band - Centerfold", with the caption:
{{quotebox|I am the Infamous Centerfold That EVERY STALKER FOLLOWS; Soo Intimidating to Everyone! Nobody wants to be around me, because of those bloody fans of mine. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

He then added on in another post.
{{quotebox|To Add to my Previous Post: This Is [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Celebrity]] Infamy Discrimination!!!}}

Finally, before retiring for the night, he changed his profile picture to the same video he used during the first breakup.

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File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|Barb reacts to the breakup.
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===Just friends===
[[File:Quinn I'll take you back Oct 6th.png ‎|thumb|200px|The first post by the fake account.]]
The next day, on 6 October, a ween made fake Jessica Quinn profile emerged,<ref>https://archive.fo/Bvvrv</ref> shared Chris's profile video and commented,

{{quoteboxgreen|I'm so sorry Chris :( I'll take you back}}

After the post was discussed on Kiwi Farms, Jessica Quinn reactivated her Facebook profile in order to issue a response.

She then removed most of the content from it, possibly for the narrative of "damage control" from the "hack". Her status was changed to "single", however.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-5#post-2657240</ref>

Chris then posted,

{{quotebox|How I am feeling right now... Yep; I’m window-staring into the cosmos, and praying, pondering. My heart...

[[File:Chris pondering.jpg|150px]]}}

Quinn replied,

{{quoteboxred| Christine, I'm sorry for all the madness this has caused. I want you to know that I do care about you which is why I reached out to you earlier through messenger. Anyone else like that person who posted under a fake account earlier is just trying to further mess this up. You know how to reach me and I'll be leaving this account up solely for you if you need to talk. I'm still here for you as a friend but I don't know how to deal with all of this.}}

Not long after the above comment, the fake account said,

{{quoteboxgreen|I know I said we'd just be friends but I changed my mind. Chris, Id like to be your girl again :)}}

The real Quinn deactivated her account again shortly after. The fake one also followed suit.

===She's missing out===
[[File:Icecream1.jpg|thumb|200px|Diabetes in a cup.]]
The next day, Chris visited an ice cream joint in town, posting incrementally ridiculous pictures of the food, his own stomach, and panels of ''Sonichu'' while whining that Quinn was missing out on all he had. Interestingly, Chris points out that Quinn was "turned on" by his drawings of an obese Rosechu. Also notable is the fact that the [[unicorn cosplay]] was donned once again by Chris on his day out, likely in a bid to relive good memories of [[BronyCon|days past]].

The first post was of a photo showing a cup of ice cream, topped with gummies, strawberries, cream, and chocolate sprinkles.
{{quotebox|Tell you what, She's Missing Out!!! We could have Shared This!!!}}

He described his meal as:
{{quotebox|Good!!! Like a Fruity Top with Chocolate Sandwiched between Strawberry Tart, Kiwi flavored, And Birthday Cake on the Bottom!!!}}

Chris then posted two bizarre panels of his comic, showing [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] feeding [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], who ballooned to a size rivaling that of [[Barb]]. This post is notable for being the first direct confirmation of Quinn's feeder fetish.

<center>
<gallery>
File:Fatrosechu1.jpg|The first image of Rosechu posted.
File:Fatrosechu2.jpg|The second image.
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[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|275px|left|Chris's belly used to be all Quinn's.]]
{{quotebox|And NOW! I am Having All This To MYSELF! She could have fed me! She could have Watched [[Obesity|My Belly Grow]]! For her thing, like Kip enjoys for herself in Her Awesome and Fun Stories! "Breakfast With Sister" and "No Lunch Break"! Really Good and Funny!!! We Shared That, Jessie and I!!!!}}

Another shot of ''Sonichu'' was posted, this time of [[Layla]] being fed by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. The panels shown originate from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and Quinn was allegedly aroused by it. If this is true, it would mean that on top of having a feeder fetish, she is also a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]].

{{quotebox|She was Turned On with This from "Sonichu #9!!! I Like this Couple-Sharing Idea!!!!!}}

[[File:Icecream2.jpg|thumb|150px|Brain freeze, ft. [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

Chris then decided to broadcast his enormous girth to the world, commenting:
{{quotebox|THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!}}

The final photo of the series was one of Chris himself with his palm on his forehead, captioned:
{{quotebox|This Brain Freeze, Right Here!!! Is On Her Conscious!!!}}

All posts, except for the last, were accompanied with "feeling discorded". Chris removed all the feeder posts from his Facebook timeline a while later.<ref>[[October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out]]</ref>

{{-}}

<center>{{collapsible
|Screenshots of Chris's posts
|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Sonichu feeder1.png|Rosechu gets fat.
File:Sonichu feeder2.png|Layla is fed.
File:Chris shows off his stomach.png|It could have ''all'' been hers.
</gallery>}}</center>

He then took to Twitter:

{{quotebox|Waiting for my [[Chris and socialization#In real life|FRIENDS]] to watch the MLP Movie With! My Girlfriend is unsurprisingly Absent! She Broke Up With Me, because of my Fan Base!!!<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#No GF for movie date]]</ref>
}}

===Not quite over her===

On 12 October, 2017, Chris posted on Twitter and Facebook:

{{quotebox|*sigh*

I miss her... — feeling melancholy}}

It was initially unclear who he missed, seeing as how he was still stalking Doopie and had recently tried contacting [[Megan]].

A day later he clarified who he meant, by posting:

{{quotebox|I Miss My Sweetheart! You Bullying People Scared Her Off!!! Night Star and Diamond Melody are Still a Loving Couple!}}

{{quotebox|Should ANYONE’s Fan Base Have to be intimidating about that person to Anyone Else?!!! Is My Fan Base That God-Awful? 😭 God, Help Us. }}

{{quotebox|By the way, Please Do Not Message me pretending to be her; I will not respond; I am not falling for it. — feeling melancholy}}

Later, he said,

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]]. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}

On 15 October:

{{quotebox|I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You Uncouth Cads!}}

On 16 October:

{{quotebox|Realized Something! If She was a Troll, then Everything we had talked and shared about Would Have Been “Leaked” By now! HA! ❤️😊}}

{{quotebox|Dunk That into [[Pickle]] Brine and Eat It!}}

A ween questioned how he would know about any leaks:

{{quoteboxred|what if we leaked it without informing you. you have no leads.}}

Chris retorted:

{{quotebox|I would have found something on Kiwi.

Guess What! I haven’t! Ha!}}

Unfortunately, this means Chris has learned nothing, not realizing an online girlfriend is a troll, blaming other people for his misfortunes, and thinking that fictional characters actually exist in another dimension.

<center>
<gallery>
Missing-her.png
Jess-bullied.png
</gallery>
</center>

=== Moving on ===

On 18 October, 2017, Chris posted on Twitter, proving he may be getting over their breakup:

{{quotebox|she ditched me from Facebook; haven’t seen her account reactivated in over a week. I’m slowly moving on.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/920863139662565376</ref>}}

A day later, he posted:

{{quotebox|On a final note: Someone who isn't prepared for my trolls might not be right for me, and it's for the best she left if it wasn't right for her. And I do not need a significant other to define myself. I am fully capable of being happy with and for myself.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Moving_on_from_Quinn</ref>}}

However, this may be a case of Chris simply saying what he thinks everyone wants him to say, but time will tell if he goes back to focusing on his [[Love Quest]].

==Brief return==
On 8 November 2017, Quinn's original Facebook account was reactivated, and she commented on Chris's [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] post.

{{quoteboxgreen|...what?}}

A screenshot of a conversation between Chris and Quinn was uncovered.

{{quotebox|''cutoff'' letting me know it is you, with a fresh selfie with a piece of paper with today's date written on it sent via Text, Not Facebook Messenger. And you and I MUST meet up in person ASAP.

And, I will not reupdate my Relationship Status on Facebook Before we have met in person. I'll consider reupdating it only after.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Wow... ok. Christine, I'm just reaching out in friendship. I agreed with what you said a little while ago and you're right: I don't think I can handle the drama and trolls that follow you. I'm proud however that
you've realized you can find happiness within yourself though.}}

{{quotebox|Well I thought you want to try again after relationship, but it's cool just friends all right. I'm glad you're feeling better.}}

<center>
<gallery>
Neptunia-quinn.png|Quinn's Facebook comment.
File:Chris and Quinn convo, post-breakup.png|The conversation.
</gallery>
</center>

===Versus the Idea Guys===
[[File:Arfoire Zero.png|thumb|200px|Chris believed this to be Quinn.]]
In December 2017, the ''status quo'' briefly returned to Quinn being a regular commentator on Facebook updates.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref> However, around that time, Chris discussed the situation with Quinn to the first [[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Idea Guy]] (Joshua Wise) – who at the time was in the midst of tightening his grip around Chris – wanting to verify whether Quinn was in fact a troll or not. To that end, Chris sent Wise lewds of Quinn, as well as a nude of [[Jackie]], to analyze, and he confirmed that they were trolls, with Quinn being a villain named [[Arfoire]] from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]].<ref name=ideaguy></ref>

{{quote|Chris thinks I have Sailor Mercury’s special computer to analyze pics he sends (he sent me lewds of Jessica to analyze too).}}
{{quote|she has a nice ass.|Idea Guy}}

Chris gave Wise his Facebook login credentials and permitted him to talk to Quinn in his place, so he didn't have to. Wise, as Chris, flirted with Quinn, made Chris sound fatter, and Quinn sent more lewds in response, possibly hoping for another shot at trolling Chris.

{{quote|Chris thinks Quinn is trying to hurt him again. I dunno...the moment I told Quinn I put on a few extra pounds, I asked her to show me what it would look like if she sat on my face. She took off her pants and took a pic of her ass.|Idea Guy}}

As a result of the Idea Guys' influence, Chris was more terse when replying to Quinn on public Facebook updates.<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts]]</ref> Quinn reacted with making wisecracks about him.<ref>[[February 2018 Facebook Posts]]</ref> Ultimately, Quinn was unable to get back on good terms with Chris and subsequently deactivated her account once again.

===Another attempted return===
On 18 May 2018, Quinn again tried to add Chris back on Facebook. However, as he was especially wary of trolls at the time, Chris refused it, on the basis that she is a troll, and told her to add [[Michael Hirtes|Mitch Fox]] instead.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997610934272016384</ref>

===Throwing in the towel===
At some point between 18 May 2018 and 11 July 2018, Quinn gave up on trying to troll Chris. [[The Captain]] reported:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/page-29</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|They did eventually "out herself" by linking Chris to the name of the person they were stealing their photos from.

I'm not sure who was behind Jessica Quinn, but we do have the entirely of the chat he had with her (including fat fetish photos and some lewds of "Quinn" herself).

The last couple of messages they sent to Chris was along the lines of "Sorry, here's the real girl in Massachusetts" along with a link to the Instagram. }}

In [[November 2020]], Chris referred to Jessica as a "freaking fat-fetish troll" on Twitter and stated she was his last [[sweetheart]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1332829251637301249?s=20</ref>

==Lukas's cover-up attempt==
In January 2019, after being doxxed on Kiwi Farms for being a member of the [[Teen Troon Squad]], Lukas tried to use Jessica Quinn and Arfoire as cover, claiming in a /cow/ post:<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190101095809/https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html archived 8chan thread.All images are not working]</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the [[Dimensional Merge|merge]] thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one

<center><gallery>
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg ‎
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 2.jpeg ‎
</gallery></center>}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:JessicaQuinnArt.jpg|Art by Chris.
File:Quinn body .jpg|How Quinn would have appeared in the [[Sonichu comics]].
File:Jessica12-9.jpg|Jessica in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].
File:Jessicas.png|Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.
File:JessicaQuinn2.jpg|"Just remember, you're mine."
File:Jessisreal.PNG|Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.
File:Quinn single.png|Quinn's Facebook, post-breakup.
File:Chris It's complicated.png|Chris's Facebook at the same time.
File:Jess-new-profile.png|Quinn's new Facebook profile picture after the first breakup.
File:JessicaQuinnFacebookFatAssHarleyAvatar.jpg|Most recent Facebook Avatar. The disastrous effects of soy sauce and prune abuse.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>
{{QuinnSaga}}
{{Love quest}}
{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Quinn, Jessica}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Gal pals]]

Praetor

2022-06-23T18:15:30Z

A Gay Retard: /* Known members */

{{Incomplete|Pictures of Jail Saga merchandise}}
{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}

{{Infobox Organization
|name = Praetor
|image = PraetorLogo.jpg
|saga = {{saga|praetor|cn}}
}}
[[File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|250px|thumb|Three of the Praetor members, pictured with Chris. Not pictured is member owen_sundstrom.]]

'''Praetor''' (sometimes referred to as "'''the Praetors'''") is a group of [[enablers]] from Goochland, [[Virginia]] who produces and sells Sonichu-themed products with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits in exchange. In [[October 2020]], photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on [[Instagram]]. Although Praetor was "officially partnered" with Chris, things like how they began contact with Chris, or what their true relation to him are unknown.

On 19 [[October 2020]], the Praetor group posted their announcement of collaboration with Chris onto [[Instagram]] and [[Twitter]], showing Chris along with two girls and a guy, who are tagged on the account on Instagram. Chris also held a [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|sermon]] with the audience being the Praetors at the [[virginia|Goochland]] public library, which Chris uploaded on 8 November 2020. A picture of a member of the Praetor's purchasing a [[taser]] and a [[Pikachu]] mask was posted on November 15th, with the taser planned to be used on Chris's [[Magic stones|collection of magic rocks]] to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]] (with Chris also considering using the taser on himself, an idea Praetor objected to out of concern for Chris's safety),<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref> though the taser plans seemingly fell through.

Praetor was a target of harassment by the [[Watchmen]] group, believed by them to be a group of [[Idea Guy]]-esque trolls. Many rumors about the group were subsequently spread around by Watchmen leader [[Naught]], Watchmen member [[MKRNightVee]], [[Larry Vaughn]], and [[Bella]] following the release of a clip of a call between Chris, Praetor leader Caden Peck, and many Watchmen members.

On 29 July 2021, a [[Incest_Call#Original_leak|four minute call]], where Chris seems to have admitted having sexual intercourse with his mother with a woman, was leaked. It was soon revealed that the caller was Praetor member [[Isabella Loretta Janke]].

In [[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022]], Chris mentioned that he wished to get back in contact with Praetor. Later that year, Praetor restocked their [[Etsy]] shop with new items, including art pieces Chris mailed to them from [[jail]].



==Known members==
{{Quote|In the group, [[Praetor#Annie_Ikenberry|Annie]] is very much psychically able. [[Praetor#Owen_Sundstrom|Owen]] is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. [[Cabell]] is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. [[Caden]] is very open-minded, and the brains and business.|Chris<ref>[[Naught DMs]]</ref>}}
===Caden Peck===
{{Infobox Person
|image = CadenPeck.png|100px
|name = Caden Peck
|gender = Male
|aliases = Praetor tinyhorse
|saga = {{saga|praetor|cn}}
}}

'''Caden Peck''' ('''tinyhorse01''') is a co-founder and the leader of Praetor, as well as one of Chris's "business associates". According to Chris in the [[2021 Jail Call]], Caden is responsible for scanning his work to later publish. A few [[Larry Vaughn DMs#Contact Info - Discord|leaked DMs]] between Chris and [[Larry Vaughn]] also revealed plans to create a [[Discord]] server. Caden was also in charge of the Praetor accounts which had directly interacted with Chris.

He was also the sole Praetor member involved in the [[Taser Call]], being accompanied by several Watchmen members like The WCT and MKR.

Chris stated in a 12 July 2021 chat that Caden was one of the people he had asked for help with getting together a posse for "sharing and protection" at [[Everfree Northwest]], as [[Jacob Sockness]] had previously declared that he'd also attend the event.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref>

===Annie Ikenberry===
[[File:AnnieIkenberry.jpg|thumb|left|100px]]

'''Annie Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') is an OnlyFans camgirl. Chris told the [[Watchmen]] that he had feelings for her.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref>

{{clear}}

===Owen Sundstrom===
[[File:OwenSundstrom.png|thumb|left|100px]]
'''Owen Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') is a co-founder of Praetor, according to Larry Vaughn. Not much else is known about him other than him posing with Chris during a sermon about the Merge.

===Unnamed Member===
A blond woman pictured in the group photo posing with Chris. An Instagram tag was associated with the photo but was censored by the CWCki due to Praetor having mistagged the photo with an unrelated account.

===Isabella Loretta Janke===
[[File:Bella.png|thumb|100px]]
{{Main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}
'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' had collaborated with Praetor to make the [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation|animated Chris-Chan Sonichu Introduction video]], and had an unclear relationship with them going forward. Bella claims that she cut ties with them early in 2021<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref> but according to the [[Watchmen]], she was a prominent Praetor member up until at least June.{{cite}}

==Etsy shop==

On 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to [[medallion|medallions]] produced by the group, explaining that he was currently unable to produce the medallions himself and so outsourced the production to Praetor, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Praetor sells medallions]]</ref> In February 2021, Chris mentioned he had been paid $400 out of $6,000 Praetor had made.<ref name=tasercall></ref>

The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of 15 December, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref>

==The Golden Church of Sonichu==
{{Main|Golden Church of Sonichu messages}}

'''The Golden Church of Sonichu''' was a Discord server created by Praetor. Customers gained access to it after purchasing a Golden Sonichu medallion from their Etsy page.

{{quote|NOTE: When the Golden Medallions were first introduced, they functioned as a ticket into Christine's Golden Sonichu Discord, the beginnings of her attempt at crowdfunding an actual church. This is no longer the case.}}

The server sat in limbo following Chris's [[Jail_Saga#Arrest|arrest]], with users primarily posting about Chris's antics in jail.

==Praetor and Tasers==

{{Main|Taser}}

[[File:praetor cart.jpg|thumb|What do they plan to do with [[Captain's Log|that taser]]?]]

{{quote|we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.|Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>}}

Praetor has infamously provided the sale of tasers and/or stun guns, supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme".

On 15 [[November 2020]], Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:

{{quote|As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!|Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/CHms9kGlhc3/ (archive: https://archive.ph/K6ojQ)</ref>}}

Chris stated in February 2021 that he wanted to use a taser to stun his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks‎]]</ref>

Watchmen leader [[Naught]] had then created a vicious rumor, stating that [[Larry Vaughn]] was in on a plot with Praetor when he shared bits of a conversation that he had with Chris regarding his intention to shock his crystals.

A signed taser was later posted on Praetor's Esty with the following description:<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1224899249/chris-chan-taser (archive: https://archive.ph/kHdM1)</ref>

{{quote|Recent Christorians may recall the Taser Incident, where the Praetor group while working with Christine posted images of tasers onto their respective Instagrams and Twitters. Through leaked chats and discussion, it was hypothesized that the Praetor group was planning to tase Chris on video. This lead to a flurry of drama and doxing, and the tasers were forgotten.

The tasers had originally been intended for sale, as signed ones would be put out for purchase. To avoid negative attention, they were boxed and stored away to wait until the smoke cleared. Now, these zappy little buggers are available for sale once again!

Each Taser is hand signed by Christine herself, emblazoned with her autograph and the iconic phrase "Zappin' it Up!" Per Christine's suggestion.

Now you too can zap it to the extreme. Handle with care, while these are collectables they can be recharged and may have residual charge left over.

Package comes with:
-Autographed Taser
-Charging cable}}

A post from their Golden Church of Sonichu server has them also promoting flamethrowers.

==Jail Saga==

Despite being in Jail, Chris was still able to get in contact with Praetor members, allowing them to promote art and artifacts that he left for them.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Jail Medallion Promotions}}

In early May 2022, three different versions of Sonichu medallions were listed for sale on Praetor's Etsy shop. The medallions were apparently made prior to Chris's arrest and had been stored in an unknown rented location and at the Chandler residence until their listings.

====Regular Medallion====

Seemingly identical to the medallions sold during the first run of sales, these were not crafted by Chris. The price reflects this, as these were the cheapest of the group of medallions. Nevertheless, in [[Jail_Medallion_Promotions#Regular_Medallion|an undated audio recording released alongside them]], Chris referred to these medallions as [[True and Honest|legit and authentic]].

====Handcrafted Medallion====

In contrast to the regular medallions, these medallions were apparently made by Chris. The medallions are of a [[art|noticeably different style]] compared to their cheaper counterparts and are adorned with Chris's signature on the back, so their description may very well be truthful.

A handcrafted medallion was included with each purchase of "Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robes." The robes came in two sizes. Red robes were large, while blue robes were extra large. No smaller sizes were offered, as "Golden Church members were assumed to be naturally, uh, [[obesity|large people]]."<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1210942858/golden-church-of-sonichu-cult-robes</ref> A yellow mask with red Sonichu-style cheeks was also bundled with each robe.

==== Megastone Medallion====

The most expensive of the medallions, the megastone medallions were a variant of the handcrafted medallions. In addition to being signed by Chris, the back of the medallions contained a "megastone" which [[Jail_Medallion_Promotions#Megastone_Medallion|Chris verbally claimed to]] "have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of." As such, wearers could [[Magical thinking|"really […] feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within]]."

===Jail Art===

{{Main|Jail Art}}

Chris has created artwork during his stay in jail. He had sent all of this art to Praetor for them to sell on their Etsy page.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|The Etsy [[medallion]] in question
File:Tinyhorse02.png|Look at that shit-eating grin.
File:Praetor3.jpg|Note the graying and bald spot in his [[hair]].
File:Praetor4.jpg|Chris with Owen.
File:Praetor5.jpg|Wearing a filthy shirt, [[medallion]], and [[magic stones]]. ‎ A cropped version of this image was distributed with the Greene County Sheriff's press release [[Jail Saga|about Chris' arrest]].
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram]
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]

{{References}}
{{PraetorSaga}}
{{People}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{BusinessList}}

Praetor

2022-06-23T18:11:13Z

A Gay Retard:

{{Incomplete|Pictures of Jail Saga merchandise}}
{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}

{{Infobox Organization
|name = Praetor
|image = PraetorLogo.jpg
|saga = {{saga|praetor|cn}}
}}
[[File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|250px|thumb|Three of the Praetor members, pictured with Chris. Not pictured is member owen_sundstrom.]]

'''Praetor''' (sometimes referred to as "'''the Praetors'''") is a group of [[enablers]] from Goochland, [[Virginia]] who produces and sells Sonichu-themed products with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits in exchange. In [[October 2020]], photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on [[Instagram]]. Although Praetor was "officially partnered" with Chris, things like how they began contact with Chris, or what their true relation to him are unknown.

On 19 [[October 2020]], the Praetor group posted their announcement of collaboration with Chris onto [[Instagram]] and [[Twitter]], showing Chris along with two girls and a guy, who are tagged on the account on Instagram. Chris also held a [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|sermon]] with the audience being the Praetors at the [[virginia|Goochland]] public library, which Chris uploaded on 8 November 2020. A picture of a member of the Praetor's purchasing a [[taser]] and a [[Pikachu]] mask was posted on November 15th, with the taser planned to be used on Chris's [[Magic stones|collection of magic rocks]] to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]] (with Chris also considering using the taser on himself, an idea Praetor objected to out of concern for Chris's safety),<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref> though the taser plans seemingly fell through.

Praetor was a target of harassment by the [[Watchmen]] group, believed by them to be a group of [[Idea Guy]]-esque trolls. Many rumors about the group were subsequently spread around by Watchmen leader [[Naught]], Watchmen member [[MKRNightVee]], [[Larry Vaughn]], and [[Bella]] following the release of a clip of a call between Chris, Praetor leader Caden Peck, and many Watchmen members.

On 29 July 2021, a [[Incest_Call#Original_leak|four minute call]], where Chris seems to have admitted having sexual intercourse with his mother with a woman, was leaked. It was soon revealed that the caller was Praetor member [[Isabella Loretta Janke]].

In [[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022]], Chris mentioned that he wished to get back in contact with Praetor. Later that year, Praetor restocked their [[Etsy]] shop with new items, including art pieces Chris mailed to them from [[jail]].



==Known members==
{{Quote|In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.|Chris<ref>[[Naught DMs]]</ref>}}
===Caden Peck===
{{Infobox Person
|image = CadenPeck.png|100px
|name = Caden Peck
|gender = Male
|aliases = Praetor tinyhorse
|saga = {{saga|praetor|cn}}
}}

'''Caden Peck''' ('''tinyhorse01''') is a co-founder and the leader of Praetor, as well as one of Chris's "business associates". According to Chris in the [[2021 Jail Call]], Caden is responsible for scanning his work to later publish. A few [[Larry Vaughn DMs#Contact Info - Discord|leaked DMs]] between Chris and [[Larry Vaughn]] also revealed plans to create a [[Discord]] server. Caden was also in charge of the Praetor accounts which had directly interacted with Chris.

He was also the sole Praetor member involved in the [[Taser Call]], being accompanied by several Watchmen members like The WCT and MKR.

Chris stated in a 12 July 2021 chat that Caden was one of the people he had asked for help with getting together a posse for "sharing and protection" at [[Everfree Northwest]], as [[Jacob Sockness]] had previously declared that he'd also attend the event.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref>

===Annie Ikenberry===
[[File:AnnieIkenberry.jpg|thumb|left|100px]]

'''Annie Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') is an OnlyFans camgirl. Chris told the [[Watchmen]] that he had feelings for her.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref>

{{clear}}

===Owen Sundstrom===
[[File:OwenSundstrom.png|thumb|left|100px]]
'''Owen Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') is a co-founder of Praetor, according to Larry Vaughn. Not much else is known about him other than him posing with Chris during a sermon about the Merge.

===Unnamed Member===
A blond woman pictured in the group photo posing with Chris. An Instagram tag was associated with the photo but was censored by the CWCki due to Praetor having mistagged the photo with an unrelated account.

===Isabella Loretta Janke===
[[File:Bella.png|thumb|100px]]
{{Main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}
'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' had collaborated with Praetor to make the [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation|animated Chris-Chan Sonichu Introduction video]], and had an unclear relationship with them going forward. Bella claims that she cut ties with them early in 2021<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref> but according to the [[Watchmen]], she was a prominent Praetor member up until at least June.{{cite}}

==Etsy shop==

On 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to [[medallion|medallions]] produced by the group, explaining that he was currently unable to produce the medallions himself and so outsourced the production to Praetor, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Praetor sells medallions]]</ref> In February 2021, Chris mentioned he had been paid $400 out of $6,000 Praetor had made.<ref name=tasercall></ref>

The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of 15 December, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref>

==The Golden Church of Sonichu==
{{Main|Golden Church of Sonichu messages}}

'''The Golden Church of Sonichu''' was a Discord server created by Praetor. Customers gained access to it after purchasing a Golden Sonichu medallion from their Etsy page.

{{quote|NOTE: When the Golden Medallions were first introduced, they functioned as a ticket into Christine's Golden Sonichu Discord, the beginnings of her attempt at crowdfunding an actual church. This is no longer the case.}}

The server sat in limbo following Chris's [[Jail_Saga#Arrest|arrest]], with users primarily posting about Chris's antics in jail.

==Praetor and Tasers==

{{Main|Taser}}

[[File:praetor cart.jpg|thumb|What do they plan to do with [[Captain's Log|that taser]]?]]

{{quote|we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.|Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>}}

Praetor has infamously provided the sale of tasers and/or stun guns, supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme".

On 15 [[November 2020]], Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:

{{quote|As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!|Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/CHms9kGlhc3/ (archive: https://archive.ph/K6ojQ)</ref>}}

Chris stated in February 2021 that he wanted to use a taser to stun his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks‎]]</ref>

Watchmen leader [[Naught]] had then created a vicious rumor, stating that [[Larry Vaughn]] was in on a plot with Praetor when he shared bits of a conversation that he had with Chris regarding his intention to shock his crystals.

A signed taser was later posted on Praetor's Esty with the following description:<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1224899249/chris-chan-taser (archive: https://archive.ph/kHdM1)</ref>

{{quote|Recent Christorians may recall the Taser Incident, where the Praetor group while working with Christine posted images of tasers onto their respective Instagrams and Twitters. Through leaked chats and discussion, it was hypothesized that the Praetor group was planning to tase Chris on video. This lead to a flurry of drama and doxing, and the tasers were forgotten.

The tasers had originally been intended for sale, as signed ones would be put out for purchase. To avoid negative attention, they were boxed and stored away to wait until the smoke cleared. Now, these zappy little buggers are available for sale once again!

Each Taser is hand signed by Christine herself, emblazoned with her autograph and the iconic phrase "Zappin' it Up!" Per Christine's suggestion.

Now you too can zap it to the extreme. Handle with care, while these are collectables they can be recharged and may have residual charge left over.

Package comes with:
-Autographed Taser
-Charging cable}}

A post from their Golden Church of Sonichu server has them also promoting flamethrowers.

==Jail Saga==

Despite being in Jail, Chris was still able to get in contact with Praetor members, allowing them to promote art and artifacts that he left for them.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Jail Medallion Promotions}}

In early May 2022, three different versions of Sonichu medallions were listed for sale on Praetor's Etsy shop. The medallions were apparently made prior to Chris's arrest and had been stored in an unknown rented location and at the Chandler residence until their listings.

====Regular Medallion====

Seemingly identical to the medallions sold during the first run of sales, these were not crafted by Chris. The price reflects this, as these were the cheapest of the group of medallions. Nevertheless, in [[Jail_Medallion_Promotions#Regular_Medallion|an undated audio recording released alongside them]], Chris referred to these medallions as [[True and Honest|legit and authentic]].

====Handcrafted Medallion====

In contrast to the regular medallions, these medallions were apparently made by Chris. The medallions are of a [[art|noticeably different style]] compared to their cheaper counterparts and are adorned with Chris's signature on the back, so their description may very well be truthful.

A handcrafted medallion was included with each purchase of "Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robes." The robes came in two sizes. Red robes were large, while blue robes were extra large. No smaller sizes were offered, as "Golden Church members were assumed to be naturally, uh, [[obesity|large people]]."<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1210942858/golden-church-of-sonichu-cult-robes</ref> A yellow mask with red Sonichu-style cheeks was also bundled with each robe.

==== Megastone Medallion====

The most expensive of the medallions, the megastone medallions were a variant of the handcrafted medallions. In addition to being signed by Chris, the back of the medallions contained a "megastone" which [[Jail_Medallion_Promotions#Megastone_Medallion|Chris verbally claimed to]] "have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of." As such, wearers could [[Magical thinking|"really […] feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within]]."

===Jail Art===

{{Main|Jail Art}}

Chris has created artwork during his stay in jail. He had sent all of this art to Praetor for them to sell on their Etsy page.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|The Etsy [[medallion]] in question
File:Tinyhorse02.png|Look at that shit-eating grin.
File:Praetor3.jpg|Note the graying and bald spot in his [[hair]].
File:Praetor4.jpg|Chris with Owen.
File:Praetor5.jpg|Wearing a filthy shirt, [[medallion]], and [[magic stones]]. ‎ A cropped version of this image was distributed with the Greene County Sheriff's press release [[Jail Saga|about Chris' arrest]].
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram]
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]

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{{PraetorSaga}}
{{People}}
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{{BusinessList}}

Meditation

2022-06-23T17:33:23Z

A Gay Retard: /* Astral projection */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|[[wikipedia:The Proud Family|#TheProudFamily]] on @disneyplus while I work [on] Serious Meditation, working with [[Magi-Chan]] and the others on the tasks and errands for the day, working to help everyone and save lives while projected. You Have NO Idea how Tough and Hard my brain literally works and functions. I’ll be able to telepathically share with you.|Chris conflating his warped version of meditation with his god complex and escapist fantasies<ref name=jan2020>Jan 2020 tweet, https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1216499070119882753</ref>}}

[[File:First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019-00001-min.png|thumb|200px|Chris demonstrates his meditation pose as he attempts to lift a fidget cube with his [[psychic powers]].]]

'''Meditation''' is a spiritual technique typically used for [[Chris and stress|stress]] relief, also being a key component of New Age spiritual practices such as astral projection and the third eye. Chris often uses it as a means to project into dimension [[C-197]] (read: daydream about his fantasy world) – which is essentially the opposite of what it means to meditate.

==Meditation==
For most of his life, Chris was not a fan of meditation – on his [[List of OkCupid Answers|list of OkCupid answers]] given between 2009 and 2014, he answered that he "rarely" meditated. His interest in it was piqued during the latter half of the 2010s, a time in which he increasingly sought out [[magical thinking]] for solutions to the problems in his life. By August 2019, he was meditating "three to six hours per day".<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>

{{quote|I really need to meditate and focus myself in my happy place: sitting on the big rug in the middle of the [[CWCville Shopping Center|Cwcville Mall]]|Chris's consumerist mindset is so potent that a shopping mall is his idea of inner tranquility<ref>Sept 2018 tweet, https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1038084436062076929</ref>}}

Chris practices a warped version of meditation as stress relief, confusing it with contemplation. Most people typically meditate by clearing their minds of thoughts; Chris, on the other hand, actively ponders over subjects, including ones that cause him stress. An example is from after he flipped out over [[ProjectSNT]]'s redesign of one of his characters and couldn't grasp why it bothered him, stating "I'm still letting the Why question stew in my subconscious as I continue to meditate and continue onward until when the answer comes to me".<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1204537950287138816</ref> Additionally, while most people meditate in silence or put on relaxing music, Chris watches TV<ref name=jan2020></ref> or plays video games.<ref>[[November 2019 Arbitarch CWC Alliance chats#Chris's day-to-day life]]</ref> Oddly, he also considers working on his [[Dungeons and Dragons]] character sheet to be meditation.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1224601569393553409</ref>

{{quote|you all can clear your thoughts and take deep breaths in a short meditate to ask your question in your mind and the wisdom of the Cosmos will respond.|Chris, unaware such an approach feeds into confirmation bias<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1058080699687862272</ref>}}

Chris's tendency for confirmation bias is amplified by his meditation/daydreaming sessions. Anything Chris envisions, he instantly considers to be fact. When Chris stewed over why he was bothered over ProjectSNT's ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''-inspired redesign in his meditation session, his thoughts drifted into daydreaming over his god complex. As a result, he then believed that the reason he had been bothered was that the inhabitants of the ''Dungeons and Dragons'' dimension had used SNT's drawing as a signal to contact him for help, further fueling his god delusions.<ref>[[ProjectSNT#Rationalizations and attempts to get SNT to respond]]</ref>

==Astral projection==
[[File:June17ProjectionsCard.jpg|thumb|''There are likely other illusions that block you all, individually and respectively as well: identify those illusions and dispel them for yourselves.'']]
'''[[wikipedia:Astral projection|Astral projection]]''' is the belief that one can utilize meditation in order to separate the soul from the body and have it travel throughout the universe – a focused form of [[Chris_and_his_personality#Dissociative_identity_disorder|daydreaming]]. Chris latched onto the concept around fall 2017 as a means to visit his fantasy realms [[CWCville]] and later, [[C-197]], and hang out with his [[imaginary friends]].<ref>[[Count Dankula]]</ref>

Occasionally, Chris envisions new imaginary friends while astral projecting and immediately incorporates them into his burgeoning collection of [[OC]]s, such as [[Gary Stu]] and Lightning Quartz, OCs based on ''[[My Little Pony]]''.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Gary Stu creation]]</ref><ref name=tts>[[Teen Troon Squad chats#Chris's meditation session, imagining another MLP OC]]</ref>

Chris had also claimed in several [[Jail letters]] that he possesses the ability to astrally project, and connect with other people from long distances. For example, [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|one such letter]] has Chris claiming that he was able to astrally project to connect with [[the Suitress]] from afar, in order to "heal" her and "help" her with a perceived emotional low of her's.

[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|A later letter]] has Chris going into detail about how he thinks he achieves this. He claims that this involves converting his energy into a form only tangible on the [[1C-211987| 1C-211987 Earth]]. The same letter also mentions how very few people besides him has the inate ability to astral project. According to Chris, most who have attempted this merely wind up unconsious. Unlike this majority, Chris claims that the few that can pull this off effectively have "Backup souls". In order to work around this, Chris claims that one must back up their memories for storage, which can be then be placed into these Backup Souls.

==Third eye==
{{quote|I had quite a night. Firstly, for what felt like an hour, my third eye was wide open and working in receiving goodness from the Cosmos, and my [[Chris and fashion|tiara]] flowed off of my crown chakra for about as long. My head felt Super Lively near the end, with the feeling of superpower-type and large with infinite wisdoms and knowledge. Wow!

And eventually, I fell asleep and dreamed a while. Woke up with “Twist of Fate" playing. My third eye jumped to life again shortly after, and it is still awake and active.|Chris<ref name=tts></ref>}}

The '''[[wikipedia:third eye|third eye]]''' is another concept from New Age spirituality tied to meditation, associated with mental visions and precognition. Chris latched onto it as well around summer 2017,<ref>[[CopperCab]]</ref> using the concept to describe his daydreams of his imaginary friends, believing that he was really communicating with them.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

When discussing his fantasies over Twitter, Chris often omits that he uses techniques such as astral projection and the third eye, instead simply insisting his visions are legitimate, giving many fans the impression that he developed schizophrenia.

Chris considers sitting around for hours on end daydreaming to be a key part of his [[Chris and work#Job as a Goddess|job as a Goddess]], using terms such as "work"<ref name=jan2020></ref> and "commute"<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref> to describe his meditation sessions.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-Chan in a classic meditation pose
File:MeditatingSylvanaRosechu.jpg|One of Chris's [[Polyamorous marriage|wives]] meditating while Chris is "at work".
File:Gary Stu drawing.jpg|Imaginary friend Gary Stu, envisioned while Chris was meditating and thinking about Mary Sue, a character by Brony Analyst Mad Munchkin.
File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|Chris, with his third eye open, having visions of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' lore.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Dreams]]
*[[Imaginary friends]]
*[[Mysticism]]
*[[Religion]]
*[[Spirit possession]]
*[[Stress]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}

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Gary Stu

2022-06-23T17:33:00Z

A Gay Retard: Redirected page to February 2019 videos#A little bit of Gary Stu

#redirect [[February_2019_videos#A_little_bit_of_Gary_Stu]]

April 2022

2022-06-23T11:38:54Z

A Gay Retard:

'''April''' was the fourth month of '''[[2022]]'''. Chris spent the month incommunicado while in [[Western State Hospital]].

== Notable events ==
*'''2 April''' - The third episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars and [[Copitz]] at [[14BC]] in [[December 2019]].
*'''9 April''' - The fourth episode of ''The Chris Chan Conspiracy'' is released, also featuring footage of TheGamerFromMars and Copitz at 14BC in December 2019, and also some appearances by [[Barb]].
* '''15 to 17 April''' - [[BABSCon]], an unofficial [[My Little Pony]] convention held in San Francisco, finally took place after several pandemic-induced delays. Thankfully, it was spared from Chris' presence due to his incest charge being continued into [[July 2022|July]].

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Jail Letter - 4 June 2022

2022-06-23T11:37:04Z

A Gay Retard:

On 4 June 2022, Chris had sent a '''second letter''' to the [[Twitter]] user [[Eels and the Egg-man]] (@EelsandtheEgman), who had previously posted two letters he sent to [[Helena Fiorenza]] on his Twitter.

Highlights of this letter include:

*Chris confirms that he did not receive any letters while he was at [[Western State Hospital]].
*Chris tells Eels not to worry about [[Chris_and_money#Begging|jail donations]] as he will be released shortly (presumably at his next hearing on 28 July).
*Chris clarifies that his Goddess Log, which he intends to publish as a book, is not the same as his address book, and that he has no intentions to doxx any of the people who have written to him in jail.
*Chris again denies [[Affair_with_Mother#The_affair|having had sex with Barbara]] and claims that he will explain the situation fully when he gets released.
*Chris's transfer to Western State Hospital was purely to educate him on courtroom terminology and proceedings, essentially confirming that he was transferred to become competent for trial.
*Chris goes into detail about what [[Affair_with_Mother#Rationalizations|"soul bonding"]] is.
*Chris finally goes into detail about how he met [[Bella]]. Chris had met her through [[Praetor]], which he felt was not a good idea for her to be hired.

==Eels' post==

{{quoteboxred|Alright everyone big news I got a letter from chris chan. few things i gotta set the record straight on

1.) I did not donate a penny to chris, I did however lie to him several times saying I'd give him money. to get him to write more

2.) everyone was wrong about the dox}}

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|Hey, [''redacted'']

Firstly, by the time you read this letter, you will have already received a letter addressed to Helena. So, in confirmation to you: Mail from [[March 2022|March]] and [[April 2022|April, 2022]] have not been received; ALL of your other letters have been received. "If I had a nickel for" every letter [''redacted''] sent me, I'd be well over a dollar richer.

Secondly, do not worry about trying to send me money through the jail at this point, for I shall be returning [[14BC|home]] not long from writing this letter.

Thirdly, your questions and the rumors:
*The Address Book of mine is Separate from the Goddess Log pages, and I have absolutely no intention to dox anyone. The G.L. Pages will be published in a book, "Malachi & Revelations - Out of Jail" (working title), and names shall be changed to protect the innocent.

*Since you're scanning to send the letters to Helena, you've may already have read the fact, so I tell you direct as well in confirmation: I have never had sex with [[Barbara]]; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone. You may share that underlined confirmation online if you wish, for I shall personally share the expanded/full lot of details publicly after my safe return to the Sonichu Temple.}}

{{quotebox|The Temporary transfer to [''redacted''] was only to put me through "Restoration" to (re)-educate me on the Courtroom Terminology and Proceedings. I was never in any unsafe activity nor was I extremely sick or injured with any "chemical drip".

1) Moot point now, but CVRJ accepts ONLY Cashiers Check made out by a Bank Teller at a Bank or Money Orders made and sent from Only a Post Office.

2) Soul Bonding is the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals. [[quartz crystals|Crystals]] are not required. One can Soul Bond with themself in a (re)union of your own Soul and the separate energy manifested from your Body's Care point between the heart and Solar Plexus Chakra Points. If you have ever [[astral projection|Astral Projected]] your soul out of your Body, and your Body managed to continue their functions at least on Basic Minium [sic] during your abscence [sic] with a manifistation [sic] of a Soul Copy manifested from your Body's Core, and find yourself communicating with that separate entity while in your Body, then you'd understand the situation and relationship of a Body and Soul Partner relationship. Other multi-dimensional Soul Bonding details will be talked about in the upcoming book.}}

{{quotebox|3) I had met [[Bella]] through [[Praetor]], who had/has absolutely no correlations with your "[[Guard Dogs]]", "[[Watchmen]]", or [[Null|NULL]] the Judas. Praetor had not the best thought process when screening her, but he's forgiven.
Scratch both those rumors as False.

4) Read the beginning of this letter to answer that question.

5) The Goddess Log is my Journal; I have no intentions of releasing anyone's personal information.

6) Comics are not allowed in jail without the Major's prior personal approval for each one. Both of these movies are precurssors to the present Collective Shift in Progress (Dimension Merge is Completed; Toxic individuals of the [[1218]] half of the recombined Earth for Universe [[1C-211987]] in their being Left Behind), Yes. Battleworld is not of 1C-211987; that is an alternate dimension's planet separate from 1218, [[C-197]], and 1C-211987. IRL, the result is essentially what you similarly saw in the series finale's end for "Star Vs. the Forces of Evil.

7) It's the same as before [[March 2022|March, 2022]], but more like back in [[August 2021|August, 2021]], for I am in a cell in Medical with a Window again.

8) Don't worry about sending me items in-jail, for I shall be back at Home at the Sonichu Temple not long from now, anyway.}}

{{quotebox|I appreciate yours and Helena's support and the kindness of Neutral Good and Good alignments, respectively.

Be Safe and Well.

[Mrs?] Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.}}

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Astral projection

2022-06-23T11:30:37Z

A Gay Retard: Changed redirect target from Meditation to Meditation#Astral projection

#redirect [[Meditation#Astral_projection]]

Jail Letter - 13 June 2022

2022-06-23T11:21:25Z

A Gay Retard: /* Eels' Summary */

On 13 June 2022, Chris had sent a '''third letter''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. However, as of now, Eels and the Eggman, who had received Helena's letter, has chosen not to reveal the contents of the letter by Chris's request, and has instead provided a summary of it.
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==Eels' Summary==

{{quoteboxred|06132052

*Does continue to use the backwards 5.
*Talks about and gives detailed script on what to draw for 3 pages and gives little doodle of how [[Affair_with_Mother#Rationalizations|soul bonding]] works. Just holding hands.
*Stories I sent are good but the script sent by Chris is better.
*Confirmation that alien doom cults that think of [[Jesus]] as an alien are wrong. "Garbage in their speculation"
*Is ok to not believe. Chris believes anyways and took a while for Chris to do so.
*Chris learned from Aang and Korra to be a godess.
*Agrees that the gods alingside[sic] [[Chris_and_religion#Concept_of_Emanuelle|The God Emanuel]] used to be more bloid[sic] thirsty but now are loving, but will nit[sic] punish mystics or witches but WILL leave toxics behind.
*Something about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPUs]] working for a long time and a character called Rey Rights losing to them?
*Pride? Not a sin. Arrogance? Is the sin. Poluce[sic] and politicians are not only arrogant but greedy. They will be left behind.}}

==Helena's Tweets==

Despite not providing the letter she sent to Chris, Helena has made tweets that provide context regarding what she had written to Chris. Helena's tweets are represented in purple, while tweets from other users are represented with various other colors

{{quoteboxyellow|also the anger thing, as if the last video we have of Chris isn't being angry over my little pony}}
{{quoteboxpurple|I told Chris that anger is not something new age entities have, now a days god is all loving and stuff}}<ref>[https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1539663898319925248 A Helena Tweet] ([https://archive.ph/wip/XCZRU archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|I’m sorry what the fuck is this ? I get it he’s autistic and has no sense of reason but , it doesn’t justify this , he has no right to comment on the death of anyone, it’s absolutely distasteful and cocky to make such a statement , @HelenaGFiorenza this is not ok
[[File:HelenaMomSacrifice.jpg]]}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Is ok, I brought her up. I forgot what I said. Basically that despite believing in her internet alien doom club, that didn't save her from her cancer}}<ref>[https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1539728263832080384 A Helena Tweet] ([https://archive.ph/wip/MRTdw archive])</ref>

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Jail Letter - 13 June 2022

2022-06-23T11:20:18Z

A Gay Retard:

On 13 June 2022, Chris had sent a '''third letter''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. However, as of now, Eels and the Eggman, who had received Helena's letter, has chosen not to reveal the contents of the letter by Chris's request, and has instead provided a summary of it.
__NOTOC__
==Eels' Summary==

{{quoteboxred|06132052

*Does continue to use the backwards 5.
*Talks about and gives detailed script on what to draw for 3 pages and gives little doodle of how [[Affair_with_Mother#Rationalizations|soul bonding]] works. Just holding hands.
*Stories I sent are good but the script sent by Chris is better.
*Confirmation that alien doom cults that think of [[Jesus]] as an alien are wrong. "Garbage in their speculation"
*Is ok to not believe. Chris believes anyways and took a while for Chris to do so.
*Chris learned from Aang and Korra to be a godess.
*Agrees that the gods alingside[sic] The God Emanuel used to be more bloid[sic] thirsty but now are loving, but will nit[sic] punish mystics or witches but WILL leave toxics behind.
*Something about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPUs]] working for a long time and a character called Rey Rights losing to them?
*Pride? Not a sin. Arrogance? Is the sin. Poluce[sic] and politicians are not only arrogant but greedy. They will be left behind.}}

==Helena's Tweets==

Despite not providing the letter she sent to Chris, Helena has made tweets that provide context regarding what she had written to Chris. Helena's tweets are represented in purple, while tweets from other users are represented with various other colors

{{quoteboxyellow|also the anger thing, as if the last video we have of Chris isn't being angry over my little pony}}
{{quoteboxpurple|I told Chris that anger is not something new age entities have, now a days god is all loving and stuff}}<ref>[https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1539663898319925248 A Helena Tweet] ([https://archive.ph/wip/XCZRU archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|I’m sorry what the fuck is this ? I get it he’s autistic and has no sense of reason but , it doesn’t justify this , he has no right to comment on the death of anyone, it’s absolutely distasteful and cocky to make such a statement , @HelenaGFiorenza this is not ok
[[File:HelenaMomSacrifice.jpg]]}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Is ok, I brought her up. I forgot what I said. Basically that despite believing in her internet alien doom club, that didn't save her from her cancer}}<ref>[https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1539728263832080384 A Helena Tweet] ([https://archive.ph/wip/MRTdw archive])</ref>

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