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Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World

2019-02-23T02:02:04Z

A Mong Witch:

{{Honest}}
'''Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 14 [[November 2017]], featuring him dancing to the 1995 Serbian patriotic song "Bog je srbin i on će nas čuvati" ("God is a Serb and He Will Protect Us", known in Internet circles as REMOVE KEBAB) while yelling crap related to ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''. After making the video, he posted on Twitter, saying:

{{quotebox|Haters are going to hate. What I did in the dance video, I Did for Our Home World and for You All! You will thank me later when I am able to take out Bullies with my powerful friends. As well as my family and my Sonichus and Rosechus! Make up! ❤️⚡️}}

It should be noted that the aforementioned song was written as a nationalist propaganda piece. Presumably Chris chose this song because it sounded like something one could dance to, or [[Autism|other reasons]]. Following this video, Chris made a [[Operation BARBarossa|substantial]] [[Cherokean Chant|amount]] of bizarre content similar in source material and Internet meme nature, whose origins are ascribed to a [[Idea Guy|then-anonymous Idea Guy]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qgWDcqmzkBw}}
| stardate = 14 [[November 2017]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Racism|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| maker =
| previous = [[Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)]]
| next = [[December 2017 Paid Video Requests]]}}

{{quotebox|For Our Home World and All other Dimensions, Realities and Worlds; All Of Us! Dance! Dance! Dance!!!}}

==Transcript==

Uh!

People of the world! Christine Chandler coming to you from live from home! And the world is in need of your services as well as my own. Most direly. So dance with me if you will, to this lovely little polka. And put on a tinfoil hat to show that... THE MAN will not take over your MIIINNNDDDSSS! A beret [?] will also suffice as well.

[''plays "Bog je srbin i on će nas čuvati" and dances awkwardly'']

DANCE FREELY! IN YOUR OWN WAY!

[''Snoopy and Clover start baying in the background'']

Even the dogs are singing!

[''dogs are heard trying to get into the room'']

[[Thriller|Moon walk]]! Do a twirl! Have fun!

[''dogs bay again'']

For the world! For [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri]]! For all the [[Chris and reality|other worlds and dimension]]s!

[''dogs bay again after a bit'']

[''song ends'']

Go with it. FOR OUR WORLD!

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CWC-isms

2019-02-19T11:52:15Z

A Mong Witch: /* A */

<center>{{Honest}}</center>

One of [[Chris]]'s most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to [[Honest Content|adult concepts]] directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their [[Butt garments|diapers]] — others, such as "[[tobacky]]" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to [[semen]] as "[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|navy]]", because semen sounds like sea men, [[Random-access humor|get it?]] Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among [[autism|autistics]], and you get his so-called '''CWC-isms'''.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.

==Primary categories of CWC-isms==
There are 5 main types of CWC-isms:
# '''CWC-neologism''' - a ''new'' word or phrase, which didn't exist before, and was first ''created by Chris''. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#L|Lovehogs]]'', a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs".
# '''CWC-euphemism''' - a ''preexisting'' word or phrase, which Chris for some strange reason gave a ''totally different meaning'' than it was meant to. Example: ''[[Duck]]'', meant to denote a bird, Chris uses it to denote his penis.
# '''CWC-anachronism''' - an ''obscure'' word or phrase which Chris has learned somewhere and now likes to utter pretty often, and which ''became characteristic'' for Chris's way of speaking/writing. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#I don't care for|I don't care for smth.]]'', a phrase Chris uses almost every time he expresses hate for something or someone.
# '''CWC-misspelling''' - only the ''most notable'' of Chris's ''misspellings'': those, which became characteristic for Chris's way of writing. Example: ''[[Geinus]]'', what he deems himself to be.
# '''Other shit''' - or Miscellaneous.
These 5 Main Types of CWC-isms are here to help you determine, if a word or phrase is a CWC-ism. If it fits the first 4 types, it most probably is. If it doesn't, it most probably isn't. Only the most important and notable of exclusions go into the 5th Type.

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==#==
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;[[4-Cent Garbage]]
<blockquote>
1. (''noun'') The headquarters of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4-Chan]] trolls in [[Sonichu]].

<blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

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==A==
|-
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;abreast
<blockquote>
1. (''adjective'') full of; filled with.

<blockquote>''It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was '''abreast''' with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina! grin emoticon.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and '''abreast''' with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Like with many other words he isn't so familiar with, Chris uses this word in order to sound smart, failing to realize that the word "abreast" actually means "adjacent" <ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast</ref>. A possible confusion with the word "abound".</blockquote>

;Adult Swim
<blockquote>
1. (''adjective'') pornographic or otherwise "NSFW"; containing [[Honest Content|adult content]].

<blockquote>''She still has a great drawing style, even for the '''Adult Swim''' section."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refers to the Cartoon Network block, [[Adult Swim]]. Chris seemed to only consider the "Adult" part of this block's name, and therefore assumed he could use this phrase to describe anything that's "adult" to him.

</blockquote>

;adulterous
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Of an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult]] and mature nature

<blockquote>''Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered '''adulterous'''.''<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: usually used to describe people who [[Ivy|cheat]] on their [[Blanca Weiss|partners]] (i.e. guilty of adultery), Chris only notices the "adult" component of the word.

2. ''(adjective)'' Insult of unclear nature
<blockquote>''Heeeeey, folks! It's me, [[Clyde Cash]]. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an '''adulterous''' foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet!''<ref>[[100 2267]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris simply throws out the insult without a clear understanding of the word. Possibly referring to Clyde taking [[PandaHalo]] from Chris, though this is more aptly described as cuckoldry.

</blockquote>

;among which
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Among other things. Et cetera. Also. Additionally

<blockquote>''Among which I can project myself to (the Ninja Turtles universe)''<ref>[[Dankula]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Autism|Uncertain]]. Chris adopted this phrase and began using it heavily in a number of different contexts through-out 2018. Perhaps the clearest example of chris's over-use of "among which" is the [[Dankula|Count Dankula interview]], where Chris uses the phrase no less than ten times.

</blockquote>

;an' anurr thing
<blockquote>
1. ''(Phrase, transitionary)'' Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk.

<blockquote>''An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. '''An' anurr thing''', I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!!''<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: a corruption of "and another thing". Used constantly when Chris is angry.

</blockquote>
;[[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Anything that is archaic in the ''Sonichu'' canon.

<blockquote>
''Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by '''Anchuent''' Powers, so awesome I can fly now! Huh!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially, "anchuent" was taken to be a misspelling of the word "ancient" given Chris's [[Chris and English|poor grasp of the English language]]. Over time, however, it was revealed that "anchuent" was meant to be a portmanteau of the words "ancient" and "Sonichu", adding the "chu" part of "Sonichu" into the word "ancient". <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook</ref> </blockquote>

;and such
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items; to add to a list.

<blockquote>''At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera '''and such'''.''<ref>[[CWC Blog|Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris understands the term's meaning, but uses it superfluously.
</blockquote>

;artery

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' art.

<blockquote>''Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand '''artery'''.''<ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Not to be confused with the term for blood vessels. Chris doesn't seem to realize "art" is already a noun and doesn't need the suffix.
</blockquote>

;as such

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' In the manner previously described.

<blockquote>''They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me '''as such'''.''<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris overuses this phrase to the point of self-parody. He's either tacking it on to fill space when he can't think of the next thing to say, or he's peppering it into his language in a feeble attempt to sound intelligent.
</blockquote>

;[[Attraction Location|attraction location]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any place Chris may sit to gain the attention of any passing women, only to get promptly kicked out afterward.

<blockquote>''Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an '''Attraction Location'''.
''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women. </blockquote>

;attraction time

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location

<blockquote>''Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;audio-sonic feeling

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the arousing feeling caused by getting hit by sound waves

<blockquote>''Here is a most '''audio-sonic feeling'''. While at the club last night, the music was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!
''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/cwcville/photos/a.447204945915.244245.167832525915/10152771303590916/?type=3&theater</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As shown in the quote above, Chris believed that he was experiencing arousal through feeling the soundwaves on his body. In actuality, sound, a vibration<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound</ref>, creates pressure. The higher the amplitude of this wave (The louder the sound), the more pressure gets created from the wave, thus a louder wave should be able to hit Chris given that he's a huge target, and it creates that "arousing" feeling, which is actually an alternation between high and low pressures, which hits his body.</blockquote>

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== B ==
|-
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;B-dog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Derogatory epithet for women.

<blockquote>''Then that [[Mary Lee Walsh|'''B-Dog''']] ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Retarded censorship of the word "bitch". [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is implied to say this in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when she shouts "BEEE..!!!" at [[Silvana]].<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_8/Page_95|Issue 8 Pages 94-95}}</ref>
</blockquote>

;bally
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' round; having the texture of a perfectly round ball.

<blockquote>''I've always given her a "'''Bally'''-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2004-2006</ref></blockquote>

Origin: If one didn't know Chris was referring to his dog, Patti, and that he gives her a "Bally-scratch" on the head, one might conclude that he's fondling someone's genitals. Chris, [[CWC-isms#N|naive]] to how suggestive this sounds, gave this special kind of petting the name "Bally-scratching" because of how stroking her head felt like he was squeezing a rubber ball.</blockquote>

;Be Woman
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Be '''a''' woman.

<blockquote>''I am a Lesbian Transwoman; I am not confused or mentally ill about that; '''I Am Woman.'''''<ref>[[2017_tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? '''She Is Woman'''; she would Never Revert Back.''<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used regularly when Chris asserts his [[Tomgirl|transgender identity]], notable for the consistent lack of a proper article and capitalization of each word in the phrase. Originally only attested in the first person ("I Am Woman"), a post on Chris's [[Miss Night Star]] Twitter sockpuppet account uses the third person ("She Is Woman"). Technically first appears in [[Sonichu 8]] when [[The Incredible Lioness]] attacks [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], as the somewhat cliché musical reference [[wikipedia:I Am Woman|"I am woman, hear me roar!"]], which may have inspired Chris's broader use of the phrase.
</blockquote>



;[[Biological clock|biological clock]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Wikipedia:Circadian Rhythm|circadian rhythm]]

<blockquote>'''I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking '''biological clock''' as well.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Biological_clock</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although technically not used incorrectly in this context, the phrase "biological clock" is used exclusively for women in their child-bearing years. Possibly a confusion with "internal clock".
</blockquote>

;blangry
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' [[Chris and anger|Angry]].

<blockquote>''Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get '''BLANGRY'''! ''<ref>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Given Chris's belief that he has [[Chris and English|mastered the English language]] and his [[speech impediment]], it's likely he fucked up saying angry.
</blockquote>

;blue-printed
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Skilled in engineering.

<blockquote>''I like many others, was born a foal; to a '''blue-printed''' Pegasus and a country tomboy earth mare.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris portrayed Bob's Pony Counterpart in [[Sonichu 12-9]] as an engineer, just like the real [[Bob]]. Due to Chris's limited vocabulary, Chris knew very little words he could use to describe Bob's profession. Derived from the word "blueprints", the plans set for the design of a product. </blockquote>

;[[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Single; particularly used on women.

<blockquote>''Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a '''boyfriend-free'''-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up.''</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;Buddha belly
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Excess fat that gives a person a [[obesity|very round appearance]].

<blockquote>''Okay, well, I admit I do have a '''Buddha belly''', but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.''<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "[[Wikipedia:Buddha|Buddha]]" is a title given to several legendary figures in [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhism]]. In this case, Chris is making reference to [[wikipedia:Budai|Budai]], who is often known as "Fat Buddha". Chris presumably picked up the phrase from the [[Family Guy]] episode "To Love and Die in Dixie."
</blockquote>

;Bugbears
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Trolls]], [[weens]], and other Chris-related orbiters who make him miserable.

<blockquote>''Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real Bugbears, they are!''</blockquote>

Origin: Although the term was originally used to describe a race of hobgoblins made famous by [[Wikipedia:Bugbear (Dungeons & Dragons)|Dungeons & Dragons]], it's widely believed that Chris picked up the term from [[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic, who depicted it as a literal bear-insect hybrid that is first seen terrorizing the ponies.
</blockquote>

;buh bye bay nose
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' but if anybody knows.

<blockquote>''If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. '''Buh bye bay nose''' the whereabouts of the... [[JERKS|jerk]]... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.''<ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
;[[Butt garments|butt garment]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' adult diaper; typically one used to control Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontenence]].

<blockquote>''The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “'''butt garments'''”.''</blockquote>

Origin: To avoid embarrassment from stating that he shits himself constantly, and uses diapers, Chris refers to his adult diapers as butt garments.
</blockquote>
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== C ==
|-
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;C-Log
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Captain's Log.

<blockquote>'''''C-Log''' February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make.''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>

;C Ville (or C-Ville)
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' [[Charlottesville, VA]].

<blockquote>''Look, you're going to back in '''C-Ville''' tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?''<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Generic term for any city whose name fits the pattern of beginning with "C" and ending with "ville," e.g., [[CWCville]], Charlottesville, etc.

<blockquote>''And when you diss Cwcville you disf- you diss every "'''C Ville'''" within these United States.''<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>

;[[Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]
[[File:CWCtrek1.png|400px|right|thumb|The Autistic Generation]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The typical opening for a vlog video Chris makes to adress the fanbase, which includes the date of production.

<blockquote>'''''Captain's Log'''. Stardate: September... 24th, 2008.''</blockquote>

Origin: One may come to the conclusion that Chris may have picked up this phrase from Star Trek, however, Chris is not a fan of the Star Trek franchise, nor has he seen any clips of the show<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_3</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_14</ref>. It is more likely that Chris must have picked up the phrase from cartoons like [[Family Guy]], which references Star Trek, considering how he watched the show religiously.</blockquote>

;carniverous
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' evil, vengeful.

<blockquote>''On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the '''carniverous''' jerkops.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm</ref></blockquote>Origin: A misspelling of "carnivorous". It is unknown what word Chris meant to use here, but "carnivorous" certainly wasn't it.</blockquote>

;[[China|china]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Female genitalia

<blockquote>''I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, uncomfortable with directly saying the word "vagina", decided to alter the word to a cutesy, similar-sounding word.</blockquote>

;coldest shoulder

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' to rebel.

<blockquote>''Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned '''Coldest Shoulder''' Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2012_Facebook_posts</ref>

''One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the '''coldest of shoulders'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Coffee_Place</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the phrase "turning a cold shoulder", a phrase used for the negligence of another person<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to</ref>. </blockquote>

;[[Comeuppance|comeuppance]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Male orgasm.
<blockquote>''...I feel my '''comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my [[semen]] is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first '''comeuppance''', you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis...''<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' [[Semen]], usually immediately after ejaculation. ''See also: [[CWC-isms#N|Navy]]''
<blockquote>''Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first dosage of my '''comeuppance'''!''<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses the sexual slang "cum" as a [[For Julie's Eyes Only|verb]] for orgasm, but he may not realize it can also be a noun referring to ejaculate. In his mind, "comeuppance" apparently serves that purpose, viz., "that which has come/cum up."

In the real world, "comeuppance" is an English noun meaning [[Wiktionary:comeuppance|outcome which is justly deserved]] based upon the common verb "come," i.e., the state of coming forward to receive judgment. He is either unaware of the original definition of the word or does not appreciate the irony of telling women he's going to give them comeuppance.

Note that the contexts of the real word and Chris's version are different. When a woman is rebuked, she receives her comeuppance; when a woman gets Chris's hot load in her face, she receives ''his'' "comeuppance."
</blockquote>

;crooks
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. ''(pl.)''

<blockquote>''I aways keep my eyes open for '''crooks''' who take my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]'s name and put it in offensive use!''<ref>''[[:File:116-CWCCop.jpg|116-CWCCop.jpg]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' websites, and even words on websites which communicate lies about Chris.

<blockquote>''And that [[ED]] page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a '''crook'''.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A finishing move Chris does on his adversaries in order to "curse" them, public or otherwise. Performed in the same way it is in Dragonball.

<blockquote>''Hmmm...'''Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NO_D***_WAY,_IMPOSTOR!!!</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes that he possesses [[Chris and reality#Magic|magical powers]]. Typically, these so-called magical powers would be used whenever an enemy gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, since Chris is too afraid to actually fight anyone. Therefore, he will rely on this magical power in order to gain control of whoever is giving him trouble.</blockquote>

;CWC-sense
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The ability to sense Chris's presence.

<blockquote> ''Seriously though, awesome timing coming in, just as we, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics...was your '''CWC-sense''' tingling?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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== D ==
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;D.A.
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely ''not'' "District Attorney," although equally applicable to [[Marvey Blaziken]].

<blockquote>''You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, '''D.A.'''''<ref>[[Mailbag 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris intermittently decides to self-censor his profanities for the benefit of younger readers.
</blockquote>

;da
<blockquote>1. ''(article)'' [[Wikipedia:Eye dialect|Eye dialect]] spelling of the word [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the the].

<blockquote>''Y'all know me as [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta Sonichu]], '''da''' DJ with da power!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], page 43</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris writes "the" as "da" when he intends for his characters (or himself) to sound laid-back and cool. This is most notable with Jamsta Sonichu, who is supposed to sound like a hip radio DJ and/or a [[Niggos|black man]]. Chris may intend at times to do the same thing in his verbal communications, although his [[speech impediment]] makes it difficult to tell when he actually means to say "da."
</blockquote>

;Da Update
[[File:Daupdate.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Megan]], comparing Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|attitude]] to [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The latest news.

2. ''(phrase)'' The most recent fail Chris is responsible for.

<blockquote>''Hey, guys! What's '''da update'''?''</blockquote>

Origin: Dialogue used by Chris, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. As Chris's [[fans]] have searched the Internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest [[Relics of Fail|failure]] Chris has committed." The phrase became legendary when posted above the Chris-chan talk page on [[ED]] (eventually the page was locked, forcing mass migration to the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]).

</blockquote>

;[[Darling|darling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used on female friends to obtain their love and trust.

<blockquote>Thank you, Doopie '''Darling'''. :)<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Thanks.2C_darling</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, so hellbent on being [[Chris and kindness|kind]] to just about any [[CWC-isms#N|not-troll]] he meets, thinks it would be appropriate to refer to women he doesn't know outside of the internet by pet names to sound like he really cares for them, despite it being creepy to most other people. Chris's main justification for using this word on women who don't bond with him is that the actor [[Wikipedia:Tallulah Bankhead|Tallulah Bankhead]] used this word a lot, ignoring the fact that she only does this while on set.</blockquote>

;[[Dating education|Dating Education]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' formal education in schools about dating people of the opposite sex.

<blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DatingEducation.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to obtain some [[CWC-isms#C|china]]. Chris doesn't understand that [[Chris and socialization|the way he behaves around people]], especially those [[Women|of the opposite sex]] has anything to do with it, and therefore should see a therapist to correct his socialization skills.</blockquote>

;detail
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A thing of importance that Chris cannot recall at any given moment.

<blockquote>''I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print '''details''', much less memorize them.''<ref>[[Wikipedia#May 2009 drama]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' Something that Chris does not understand.

<blockquote>''There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including smoking, and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.'' <ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ability to retain information is questionable (unless it's about [[Sonichu (comic)|something]] [[Lego|he]] [[Pokémon|obsesses]] [[PS3|over]]). As such, he "misunderstands" and "forgets" a lot of glaringly important things, such as [[Father call|how to live on his own]] and [[Jackie E-mails 2|the fact that he cheated on Ivy]].
</blockquote>

;Did the do, to do the do
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditions

<blockquote>''[[Lovely Weather|Lovely]] was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I '''did the do''', and it was awesome!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_2|Issue 10 Page 2}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Childish alteration of the common euphemism for sex, "doing it". Ripped off from [[Wikipedia:Emission_Impossible|an episode]] of [[Family Guy]].
</blockquote>

;dige
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''My name's [[Inos]]... wha' chu up to? I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this '''dige''', mon?''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_70|Issue 10 Page 70}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended to be part of a coded reference to "Sonichu, Electric Hedgehog Digimon". It is not known why he changed the reference from "Pokemon" to "Digimon".
</blockquote>

;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Used as a reference to Chris's fecal incontinence.

<blockquote>''I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF '''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] after they alluded that Chris has a fondness to wear women's underwear. In order to confirm his straightness, he retorted by admitting the fact that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". Soon after, due to how humorous the phrase sounded, it became a shorthand for trolls to refer to Chris's fecal incontinence.</blockquote>

;disabled of crafting
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Too apathetic to work

<blockquote>''Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling '''disabled of crafting'''...''<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris being defensive when a customer asked how he could be trusted to follow through on an order, when he had failed to send out orders from his Etsy shop, which resulted in his seller account getting closed.
</blockquote>

;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Backstabber

<blockquote>''You could be a Better, More Supportive Friend, instead of a '''Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic''' with your sweetheart!!!''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-5-mad-at-kim-wilson.34948/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A butchering of the title of the Adult Swim cartoon, [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]].</blockquote>

;[[Duck|duck]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's penis

<blockquote>''MY '''DUCK''' HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially "duck" was taken to be a typo of "dick" since the "u" and "i" keys are close together. It was later revealed that Chris was using this negolism as an intentional euphemism to refer to his own penis.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_8</ref>

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]]</blockquote>

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== E ==
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;elbow-greased

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Earned from hard work and exercise

<blockquote>''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism. It appears in his [[resume]], where he lists "elbow-greased strength" as one of his "functional skills"''</blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the idiom, "elbow-grease", a figure of speech humorously used for tasks that involve manual labor only. </blockquote>

;[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]''

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the characters found in Sonichu which are hybrids of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] characters and/or Pokemon.

<blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu).</blockquote>

;emotional differences

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A strong disagreement between two people.

<blockquote>''I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, '''emotional differences.'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#The_Shit_Hits_the_Fan</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote>

;empirical
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means.

<blockquote>''So, throw away the book talk; be '''empirical''' and believe what you know is fact'' <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2012_Facebook_posts#Empirical</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from [[Wikipedia:Yellow Submarine|''Yellow Submarine'']]. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.</blockquote>

;entendre

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Charisma or attraction

<blockquote>''Too much '''entendre'''?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Derived from the phrase "double entendre", a figure of speech used for words or phrases with a double meaning, [[Duck|typically]] [[Raincoat|with]] [[Mass Debating|one]] [[China|of]] [[Recycling|them]] [[Pickle|being]] [[Comeuppance|risque]].<ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre</ref> In English, the word "entendre" isn't typically used outside of the phrase itself, but in many other languages like French and Catalan, it is understood to mean "to hear" or "to understand". Chris, thinking he knows everything there is to know about the English language, once again thought he would sound smart by using this obscure word.
</blockquote>
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== F ==
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;[[Fangs|fangs]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth

<blockquote>''They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like '''fangs''' of a vampire, dog or something to me.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth. Because he believes his teeth to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare off his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons.</blockquote>

;faredoo
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection, imperative verb)'' Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye".

<blockquote>''Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...'''faredoo'''. Adieu. Fond farewell adieu...''<ref>[[The MovingFoward videos]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Accidental portmanteau of "farewell" and "adieu".
</blockquote>

;fart-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb and perverted 

<blockquote>Ha Ha! Take THAT, you '''fart-minded''', jerk MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the comment section of a Stopmotion Lego animation, where a ''Lego'' minifigure is in a sexual relationship with a ''Lego Friends'' minifigure. Throughout this video, the minifigure acts as what Chris believes most men to be like. At the end of the video, the Lego minifigure proceeds to fart, which disgusts the Lego Friends minifigure. Also a possible butchering of the phrase "brainfart", which is used to humorously refer to a moment of absentmindedness</blockquote>

;firstly
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication.

<blockquote>'''''Firstly''', Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic''<ref>[[IRC_(02_January_2009)|IRC chat, 02 January 2009]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Use of "firstly" to begin a list, rather than "first," is a matter of dispute among linguistic fags. "Firstly" has fallen out of common use and tends to sound more formal, perhaps overly so. Chris seems to like this formality, probably because he thinks it sounds smart.
</blockquote>

;fondful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' fond

<blockquote>''Faithfully yours with '''fondful''' thoughts; Chris Chan.''<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|Chris's email to Megan Schroeder]], 06 July 2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently doesn't understand that "fond" is already an adjective by itself.
</blockquote>

;for good-like
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise.

<blockquote>''And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store '''for good-like'''.''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails|Chris's email to The Wallflower]], 18 February 2010</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusing modification of "for good".
</blockquote>

;foundate
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To dedicate, as in a monument or building.

<blockquote>''I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-'''foundate''' this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Captain.27s_Log.2C_Stardate:_June_6.2C_2009|2=Christian in his Own Words}}.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely a portmanteau of "found" and "dedicate", or a bizarre attempt to convert "foundation" into a verb.
</blockquote>

;four-boomerang-shaped symbol
[[File:Fourboom.jpg|thumb|right|"G'Day welcome to Auschwitz"]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' minced oath for "[[Wikipedia:swastika|swastika]]," especially the ''Hakenkreuz'' symbol of the Nazi Party.

<blockquote>''Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his '''four-boomerang-shaped symbol''' (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).''<ref>[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|Mailbag 5]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris was apparently afraid to say the word "swastika," probably for the same reason he used to fear using racial slurs.
</blockquote>

;[[Fuzzy-wuzzies|fuzzy-wuzzies]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The rewards of giving Chris compliments.

<blockquote>''Compliments will get you '''fuzzy-wuzzies'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Picked up from the children's book, ''[[A Warm Fuzzy Tale]]''.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|prickly-wicklies]]
</blockquote>

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== G ==
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;[[Gal pal|gal-pal]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a female friend.

<blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Strangely enough, Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as "friends", which stems from his belief that all female friends have the potential to be [[CWC-isms#S|sweethearts]]. Because of this, Chris refers to his female friends as his "girlfriends". To make it seem that he really cares for these "girlfriends", Chris refers to such women by a cutesy pet-name, namely "gal-pal".</blockquote>

;gawd
<blockquote>
1. ''(interjection)'' eye dialect of "god", Used in the place of "god" when it is used to express annoyance, shock, or pain.

<blockquote>''Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) '''Gawd'''! Just... GAWD!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly meant to be used as a way past cool way to say "god" to add dramatic effect.</blockquote>

;gaybian
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a male lesbian

<blockquote>''Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: I… am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet</ref></blockquote>

Origin: With [[Clyde Cash]] threatening to harm [[Julie]], him forcing Chris to "come out of the closet", and Chris having no clue how to handle the situation, Chris thought it would be clever to admit he was gay, but yet he isn't attracted to men. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian".</blockquote>

;geinus
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a genius

<blockquote>''Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a mad '''geinus'''! Robotnik, Robotnik!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_1</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An accidental misspelling of "genius", this CWC-ism is the result of Chris's ability to spell, or lack thereof. In his futile attempts to spell words with "eni", he substitutes this with "ein", possibly due to his habit of spelling words phonetically.</blockquote>

;give birth, give the birth
<blockquote>
1. ''(verb)'' To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring.

<blockquote>''My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only '''gave the birth'''--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early [[1980s]].''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to think that a sentence like "Barbara gave birth to Christian" is grammatically equivalent to a sentence like "Barbara gave Go-bots to Christian."
</blockquote>

;go make a rhyme
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate that he is in a [[Chris and writing|poetic]] mood.

<blockquote> ''Oh, Back Off, '''go make a rhyme'''. Love will come your way in good time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794</ref> Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe. Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris intended to write a rhyme in order to sound poetic in a tweet, continuing with the rhyming schtick in several subsequent ones. Due to his own laziness, the best Chris could come up with in terms of words that rhyme with "time" is "rhyme".
</blockquote>

;[[Godjesus]]
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|This is who Chris actually believes in.]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(shorthand)'' God and Jesus Christ.

<blockquote> ''As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, '''Godjesus''' were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Matthew_5:27,_CWC_Confessions</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And also, who I'd like to thank, '''GodJesus''', our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_9_April_2009</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is somewhat aware of the Holy Trinity (Holy Spirit, Son, and Father), the three forms that God takes in mainstream Christianity. Despite accepting Jesus as the son of God, Chris believes that God and Jesus are essentially the same entity. As a result, whenever he mentions God, he is never reluctant to mention Jesus in the same sentence. Because of this, Chris made this CWC-ism as a shorthand of "God and Jesus".
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== H ==
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;hand-drawing
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image.

<blockquote>''I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a '''HAND-DRAWING'''! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house!''<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To sketch without the aid of digital technology, such as a computer.

<blockquote>''No, actually, what I thought, is that you skip the '''hand-drawing''' and you draw everything on your PhotoShop with your computer mouse.''<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's process for producing his drawings is to draw them, by hand, on physical paper, and then scan the paper into his computer and use image editing software to add effects like lettering or (for the purpose of breaking the fourth wall) photographs. He takes comfort in the belief that ownership of the original paper drawings is evidence of his authorship and will frequently cite this in defense against perceived thieves and trolls.

Chris also thinks that drawing on a computer instead of paper is an inferior method of producing artwork; he thinks the results look "blocky and low-resolution," which probably speaks more to his [[:File:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg|his own experience using MSPaint]] than the artistic quality of, for example, [[Asperchu]]. The fact that a digital artist like Alec Benson Leary is nonetheless ''using his hands'' does not seem to have occurred to Chris.
</blockquote>

;[[heart level]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his emotional state

<blockquote>''100% Change the number to change your '''heart level''' and you can write a sentence to indicate how you feel.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Heart_level</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The concept of the "heart level" most likely stems from Chris's inability to understand emotions. As an alternative, Chris tends to use video game terms in order to measure such emotions.</blockquote>

;heartsweet
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely '''heartsweet'''?''<ref>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Rearrangement of "sweetheart," possibly coined initially to provide more rhyming options in poetry. Chris primarily uses this term in Sonichu's dialogue, as the character's pet name for Rosechu. When speaking for himself, Chris tends to prefer "sweetheart," although the trolls use "heartsweet" in conversation with him.

''See also: [[sweetbolt]]''
</blockquote>

;heavyweight
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris does NOT look like Chris Farley]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor.

<blockquote>If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the '''heavyweights''', that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' heavy.

<blockquote>I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more '''heavyweight''' than me, and he was more wild than me.<ref>[[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say.
</blockquote>

;[[HEXBox]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the video game consoles made by Microsoft, primarily the XBox 360.

<blockquote>I never cared for the '''HEXBox''', and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT.</blockquote>

Origin: Due to his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Brand Loyalty]], Chris had an irrational hatred for the XBox, simply because of how much you've got to pay for it to access some of its content<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_5</ref>. Because Chris viewed this device as a curse to humanity, he tacked the word "hex", which is defined as being a curse, onto the original name of the console.</blockquote>

;hide behind/under his mother's skirt
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion.

<blockquote>''You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who '''hides under his mother's skirt'''.''<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An antiquated phrase alluding to children literally hiding behind their mother's skirts when frightened.
</blockquote>

;[[homo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male homosexual

<blockquote>''Yes; the '''Homos''' I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' homosexual

<blockquote>''Every one of you who thinks I'm '''homo''' and calls me that—-because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(adjective)'' relating to homosexuals

<blockquote>''Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' '''Homo''' Ads MUST BE GONE!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Blog</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had a hatred for homosexuals, out of fear that he'll become one himself. Even uttering words like "gay" and "homosexual" make him uncomfortable.</blockquote>

;[[Honest Content|honest]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' NSFW, containing adult content.

<blockquote>''Parental Advisory - VERY '''HONEST''' content.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic10P97.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only has a slightly good understanding of what honesty is. However, Chris doesn't seem to understand when it's most appropriate to be honest. In his mind, to attract mates, he has to be honest all of the time, even if this includes instances of his sexual misadventures. Chris knows that he's not supposed to discuss such topics with ordinary people, so he would have to keep such things in secret. Therefore, in his mind, it would be the "honest" thing to do to discuss such actions.
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;Hurtful Truth Level
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A point at which honest criticism should be stopped so as to avoid hurting a person's feelings, regardless of the usefulness of the advice.

<blockquote>''And another thing, When constantly exceeding that '''Hurtful Truth Level''' to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in an email to Jackie after she had pointed out several glaring flaws in Chris's lifestyle and personality. Rather than take her criticism to heart and improve himself, he got angry and defensive, wishing that she would show sympathy for him instead.
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== I ==
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;I can feel the cosmos
[[File:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe.

<blockquote>''I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. '''I can feel the cosmos!''' Peace.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by a line from the game Katamari Damacy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmWxNFq6_3U "Oh, I feel it. I feel the cosmos."]
</blockquote>

;I got a fish

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Claim that one owns a fish.

<blockquote>'''''I got a fish!''' Would ya like to make a wish?''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Got_A_Fish</ref>
''I got a fish Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish?''</blockquote>

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;I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expressed angrily when you wish to break someone apart to kill them

<blockquote>''Jason Kendrick Howell... you BASTARD! BASTARD! You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT... '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!''' Goodbye!''<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as a [[death threat]] to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he has hacked Sonichu.net.</blockquote>

;IBAChandler
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'"

<blockquote>''I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that '''IBAChandler''' account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.''<ref>[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(proper noun)'' [[YouTube]] username in use by Christian Weston Chandler during his conflict with [[Liquid Chris]], leading trolls to accuse Chris of being an impostor of Liquid named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].

3. ''(proper noun)'' Name of a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' villain based upon Liquid Chris, ironically named for the real Chris's alias.

<blockquote>'''''I B A Chandler''', And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 79</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by [[Bob Chandler]]'s license plate, "I B MR C" ("I be Mister C.").<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;ID
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Identifying.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; '''ID''' as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-335#post-2635076]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly derived from ID meaning "Identification". </blockquote>

;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|infinitely high boyfriend factor]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the extremely high probability that any woman Chris talks to is not [[CWC-isms#boyfriend-free|boyfriend-free]].

<blockquote>''With the '''infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor''', I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_Aug-Dec_2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In general, Chris will almost never find a sweetheart.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F</ref> Already aware of this fact, but not willing to admit he's not at all attractive to most women, Chris blames it on the fact that most men are "jerks", and that one probably is already dating the woman he's trying to latch onto.</blockquote>

;instinction

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An instance of something being used a certain way.

<blockquote>''Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all '''instinctions''' and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_English</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Once again an instance of Chris trying to sound smart by using a word that sounds foreign to him, made up or otherwise. The end result, however, gives the impression that Chris isn't familiar with the word "instances".

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== J ==
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;janekop
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A female [[CWC-isms#jerkop|jerkop]].

<blockquote>''YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS '''JANEKOP'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Feelings_of_the_election_results</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas the term "jerkop" is a portmanteau of the CWC-ism "jerk" and the word "cop", janekop is a portmanteau of the words "jane" and "cop". The word "jane" is a slang word for "woman". <ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane</ref>
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;[[JERKS|jerk]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. Any man that Chris dislikes, particularly one that gets in the way of his LoveQuest.

<blockquote>''On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel '''jerks'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "jerk" is generally defined as "A person with unlikable or obnoxious qualities and behavior, typically mean, self-centered or disagreeable." <ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1</ref>. As stated in the quote above, Chris believes that all men to be cruel, selfish, and overall unlikeable. Therefore, he views almost all men as jerks.
</blockquote>
;[[Jerkop|jerkop]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. An official of the law.

<blockquote>''I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid '''Jerkops'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Get-Tar_Region</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris views most officers of the law as jerks, due to how often they'd thwart his LoveQuest, the term is a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop". Possibly a pun on the word "jerkoff", which is defined as being "a contemptible man". <ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off</ref></blockquote>

;JULAAAAAAAY
<blockquote>''(interjection)'' 1. An expression used by Chris to indicate how much he'd love having sex for the first time with [[Julie]]

<blockquote>"Oh, Julie...'''JULAAAAAY''', JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first shouted this infamous CWC-ism in the video [[For Julie's Eyes Only]], which he intended to share with only [[Julie]] to show what their first date would amount to, despite this breaking his Three Date Rule. Seeing how Chris was somewhat of a porn junkie,<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_Adam_%26_Eve_purchases</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Miyamoto_emails#Chris_Sets_the_Record_STRAIGHT</ref>, Chris must have picked up that during sexual intercourse, one of the people may shout the name of the other person in order to "spice up" the orgy. After the video got leaked, the term started to be used by trolls humorously, to the point where [[weens]] started using the phrase in excess, making the CWC-ism lose its luster.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;jumping the shark
<blockquote>''(verb)'' 1. To start over from scratch

<blockquote>"I am moving out of this Twitter into creating a new one I created, @CPU_CWCSonichu. New and renewed followers will all be screened by my ally, as to keep out the Haters and Harassers. Starting up new and fresh. '''Jumping The Shark''' from old to new"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-12-chriss-new-twitter.53309/#post-4316470</ref>

</blockquote>

Origin: The term "jumping the shark" humorously refers to the point where something once great and popular steadily declines in popularity. Ironically enough, despite Chris' misuse of the phrase, many people could easily say that Chris "jumped the shark" when he decided to create a new account after the Soft Exile.

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== K ==
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;[[Kick the Autistic]]
[[File:Autistic Kicks Back.png|200px|thumb|The autistic kicking back!]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' America's favorite game

<blockquote>''I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC!"''' *sigh*''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any action which involves doing something to Chris that he doesn't like

<blockquote>''And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC"''', then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#21_January</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]].

Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his [[autism]]. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around.

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== L ==
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;[[Laughs Under Lucricities]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(backronym)'' backronym for "LULZ"

<blockquote>''Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''"''<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris knows "lulz" is a variant of "LOL" and that it does not actually stand for anything, although he seems to think it must be written in all-caps anyway like an acronym. Originally he would simply say "LULZ" ''ought'' to stand for "Laughs Under Lucricities," but he soon began implying that it already does.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008|Email]] from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008</ref>

2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris' expense

</blockquote>

;lesbian soul
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' What Chris believes to be his true [[Chris and sexuality|sexuality]].

<blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;level-up king
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Master of Pokemon, and possibly other card games.

<blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before his permanent ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]], Chris would play games of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with some of the other customers. Despite his sick obsession with both games, Chris never developed any type of strategy to compete with other players, making it very difficult to succeed at the game, even when he played against small children. Eventually, when the shop was just down to six people, which included Chris, the manager, Mims, and Lucas, Chris did win a match against a relatively new player, and excitedly jumped up and down at this accomplishment like a child. Along with this, he shouted the phrase "I AM THE LEVEL-UP KING!"</blockquote>

;like, you know
<blockquote>1. ''(discourse particle)'' Space filler during sentence.

<blockquote>''I don't want too much conflict to happen, '''like, you know'''. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah.''<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref></blockquote>

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;[[Love Quest]]
<blockquote>1.''(noun)'' Chris's on-going search for a sweetheart.

<blockquote>''As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring '''LOVE QUEST'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In its context, the term Love Quest, makes sense, as a "quest" is defined as "a search or pursuit made in order to find or obtain something".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/quest</ref> In Chris's case, he's trying to find a significant other in order to solve all of his problems.</blockquote>

;lovehog
<blockquote>1.'(noun)'' A lover in a relationship between two [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Also, I have finished the drawing for you, and I have shown off the Original '''LoveHog''' Couple's Wedding Rings, and their three children: Cerah Rosey, Robbie Sonee and (Shiney Rosey) Christine Rosey.''</blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehog".</blockquote>

;lucricities
<blockquote>1. ''(pl. noun?)'' lurid acts or motivations (?)

Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent.
</blockquote>

;lucrid
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' obscene, profane, wicked
<blockquote>''And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such '''lucrid''' mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way...''<ref name=csm>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Possibly a corruption of "lurid," given the context. Alternatively, it might be a corruption of "ludicrous." Chris has used this word to describe the homoerotic/dickgirl art on the ED page, as well as the fan comic in which he was depicted as a man-baby.
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== M ==
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;make one's own peeps n' poops

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to urinate and deficate at the same time

<blockquote>Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' babychild! '''Made his lil' peeps n' poops'''! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/PlayingHouse</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote>

;mass debate
[[File:Mass_Debate.jpg|right|thumb|Massive Debating]]
<blockquote>1. (adjective) to pleasure one's self; to masturbate

<blockquote> "I've actually done it ['''mass debating'''] to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman..."</blockquote>

Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment.</blockquote>

;[[Manajerks|manajerk]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a store manager

<blockquote>''And then these two guys- and then these two '''manajerks''' approached me.''</blockquote>

Origin: A portmantau of "manager" and "jerk". </blockquote>

;mashed potato grenade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[Wikipedia:Stielhandgranate|Stielhandgranate]], a special German hand grenade with a handle.

<blockquote>"I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my '''mashed potato grenade''' could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2013_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a Facebook post sent to [[Megan Schroeder]] accusing her of his ban from the [[Game Place]], where he [[Chris and reality|makes paranoid claims]] of what she, [[Mimms]], [[Lucas]], and [[Snyder]] were thinking that day. A corruption of "potato masher grenade", a common English nickname of the Stielhandgranate<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate</ref>.</blockquote>

;mental block

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' mental disorder; a disorder which inhibits normal functioning.

<blockquote>''And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ever so lonesome. And, after the stress from some of the people—people at PVCC, as well as my '''mental block''' [mimes punching himself in the head] of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan%27s_Public_Announcement</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to his [[autism]] as a "mental block", soley due to how it keeps him from socializing with girls. In reality, a mental block is the inability to remember a specific thing. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block</ref></blockquote>

;mislabel

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth
2. ''(noun)'' a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding"
<blockquote>''I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE '''Mislabeling''' than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? ''<ref>[[Common Questions#1_February_2010]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Just about everywhere. He appears to use this term as often as the word "slanderous". Curiously, the redundancy "ill-mislabeling" (as if there were any other kind) has appeared once.<ref>[[CWC Blog#28_December_2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;misspeak

<blockquote>1.''(verb)'' to lie

<blockquote>''Sometimes, I have '''misspoke'''. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ToJackie</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on [[Lies|his bullshit]], Chris prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this ploy.

</blockquote>

;misunderstanding

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel"
<blockquote>''*AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE '''MISUNDERSTANDINGS''', THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Issue_9/Page_39|2=Issue 9 Page 39}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misappropration. Note that it is not, as in reality,<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misunderstanding Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"]</ref> a mistaken notion (alternatively a dispute) based on faulty information, but a malicious action worthy of [[tard rage]]. Apparently a slanderous troll has to actively "misunderstand" Chris. Also, Chris has used the related word "misunderstood" (participle adjective) as an insult, not realizing that if the troll misunderstood (transitive verb) him, ''Chris'' would be the one that was misunderstood (participle adjective).<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Rosechu_the_transwoman|Mailbag 39]]</ref>
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;modnar
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' random

<blockquote>''I may be '''modnar''', but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Random", spelt backwards.</blockquote>

;[[Monthly tugboat|monthly tugboat]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's Social Security Disability Service

<blockquote>"I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a '''monthly tugboat.'''"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat#References_by_Chris</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently coined the term "Monthly Tugboat" due to a comparison he makes between gaining money through his SSDS vs. winning the lottery. In his mind, winning the lottery is like riding a "Luxury ship that can easily sink", while gaining money from the government is the same as getting cargo from a ship pulled by a tugboat. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_12</ref></blockquote>

;[[Muscle bra|muscle bra]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A sports bra used for covering a man's chest.

<blockquote>''And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a '''muscle bra'''. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.''</blockquote>


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== N ==
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;[[naïve]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb, lacking intelligence.

<blockquote>''You are such a cowardly, '''naïve''', retarded, individual.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers</ref ></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only seems to understand the most simplified definition of the word. In general terms, the word "naïve" is defined as "showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment."<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive</ref> However, in Chris's mind, the word is used to "question one's intelligence". Despite his distaste for the use of the word on him, this turns out to be a commonly used insult by Chris.</blockquote>

[[File:FRENCH-NAVY-CameraObscura.jpg|thumb|Chris travels to France]]
;navy
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' semen.

<blockquote>''You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the '''navy''' being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Play on words, i.e, a navy is a collection of seamen/semen.

''See also: [[CWC-isms#C|Comeuppance]]''
</blockquote>

;NEARLY SAME
<blockquote>1. ''(Adjective)'' Similar.

<blockquote>''And so I killed about killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED '''NEARLY SAME'''.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;neutral
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' platonic.

<blockquote>''I apologize, but I meant the term '''neutrally''', and I never meant anything from that.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And One More thing, Darling!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's '''neutral''' usage. Hmpf!'<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes words like "darling" and "dear", are gender neutral terms. Because of this, he assumes that if he claims that he used it in a "neutral" way, people will know he's not using the term in a romantic tone.

</blockquote>

;[[Niggo|niggo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An African-American person.

<blockquote>''Where he will be raped by a bunch of '''niggos'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Julie_Reveals_Herself</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bastardization of the racial slur "nigger". This butchering was done after [[BlueSpike]] forced Chris to say: "''BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers''". Chris decided to repeat this phrase, but decided to "outsmart" BlueSpike by replacing "niggers" with "niggos".</blockquote>

;[[Nombie-zazis|nombie-zazis]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' zombie nazis

<blockquote>''Anyway, as for the medical study, and this will require your aid, Magi-Chan. In June of 2015, the scientists have found the gene-like molecule which makes a person turn...ugh..'''nombie-zazis'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Son10revp3.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacement for homosexuals and homosexuality in the revised [[Sonichu 10]].</blockquote>

;not-troll
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a victim of trolling.

<blockquote>''Consider who does more harassing, which do you block? <ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-278#post-2549629]]</ref>
<blockquote>
*Every Foul-Mouth Troll
*The '''Not-Troll''' they follow</blockquote>''</blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's mind, only two types of people exist on [[the Internet]], those who are trolls, and those who are victims of trolling. Because the person being trolled is supposedly '''not''' a troll, they are a "not-troll". Chris eventually deleted the aforementioned post, and reposted it, replacing "not-troll" with "victim" to clarify what he was referring to in the first place.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279</ref></blockquote>

;[[Noviophobia|noviophobia]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the fear that someone you want to date is already dating someone else.

<blockquote>''His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of '''Noviophobia''', where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.”''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Because Chris was so frustrated with so many [[CWC-isms#J|jerks]] stealing his potential mates, Chris decided that his envy and hatred of men was a real phobia. Thus, overconfident in his ability to speak [[Spanish]], formed the word "noviophobia" by using the Spanish word ''novio'', meaning "boyfriend", and the English suffix, -phobia, meaning fear . </blockquote>
</blockquote>

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== O ==
|-
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;OH! MY AXELS! (or OW! MY AXELS!)
[[File:Axels2.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine).

<blockquote>'''''OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Written for [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]]'s cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components.</blockquote>

;old-fashioned<blockquote>
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Racist.

<blockquote>''But still, call me '''old-fashioned''' but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black.''<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' Opposed to miscegenation.

<blockquote>''I mean '''Old Fashioned''' as in the Classic white-marry-white type of thing.''<ref>[[Mailbag 37]]</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(adjective)'' Homophobic.
<blockquote>''My father is '''OLD FASHIONED'''; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.''<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

4. ''(adjective)'' Dating back to the 1980s.

<blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote>

5. ''(adjective)'' Preferring real women over waifus.
<blockquote>''Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more '''old-fashioned''' towards real women.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/954587249622077440</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;ounce of vagina

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Essentially Chris's way of saying "I'll at least lose my virginity at some point".

<blockquote>''And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one '''ounce of vagina''', I have your number, and you're going down!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> Which, after an encounter with a girl named [[Mia Hamm]], may be true...[[Virgin with rage|or not]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref>
</blockquote>
;outercourse
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the act of fingering

2. ''(noun)'' a handjob

<blockquote>''I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of '''outtercourse''''' [sic]'' (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_2008#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "outercourse" is essentially another way to refer to dry humping.<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse</ref> In Chris's mind however, outercourse simply refers to sex which involves touching each other genitals, because they happen outside of the body.

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== P ==
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;parkay
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an epic style of running

<blockquote>''Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a '''parkay''' from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Edge</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour</ref>. Given Chris's [[Speech Impediment]], the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay".
</blockquote>

;[[Parody|parody]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International [[Copyright]] Law or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise '''parodic'''.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely stems from his interest in shows like [[Family Guy]] and [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]], both of which use copyrighted characters and make jokes around them. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics. Ironically, Whenever Chris spots an actual "parody", he thinks that the characters from the original work are being defaced.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Parody#Chris_does_not_understand_the_concept_of_parody</ref></blockquote>

;peanut
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.

<blockquote>''So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total '''peanuts'''. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?''<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Apparently derived from "[[Wikipedia:peanut gallery|peanut gallery]]," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts.
</blockquote>

;[[Pedofork|pedofork]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pedophile.

<blockquote>''I am not a '''pedofork''', you DORKS!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "pedophile" and "dork". Coined in Chris's [[Madman Rising]] video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_(Family_Guy_character)| Herbert the Pervert] from Family Guy.</blockquote>

;[[Pickle|pickle]]
[[File:MPSGotReal.jpg|right|thumb|Shit just got real!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A penis, particularly one of [[JERKS|any man that isn't Chris]].

<blockquote>''Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' '''PICKLE'''!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chrisreply3.PNG</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis".<ref>https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf</ref> It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris's sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_4#Why_Chris_hates_pickles</ref>, whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis.</blockquote>

;[[Pmurt]]

<blockquote>1. ''(proper noun)'' President Donald Trump

<blockquote>''EID '''PMURT''' EID!!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt"".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#Registered_to_vote</ref> This is because of Chris's strong hatred for Trump, despite showing very little knowledge about [[Chris and politics|America's political system]]. Chris also reversed the name because to him, reversing someone's name will degrade and weaken them. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L</ref>In his eyes, if he repeats this word again and again, people will start turning against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]], which, unsurprisingly enough, never happened <ref>https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president</ref>.</blockquote>

;poetry
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Something which causes awe.

<blockquote>''Soon, the chill will come, and the skies setting into darkness; it's like '''Poetry''' in the truest motion."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-8-21-crescent-eclipse.33504/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown
</blockquote>

;poke
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this '''poke''', mon?<ref>[[CWC address to Royal Board]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon.
</blockquote>

;[[Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Punishment for insulting or harming Chris; essentially Chris's word for karma.

<blockquote>''War gets you '''prickly-wicklies'''... as well as punches.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Warm_Fuzzy_Tale</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Derived from the Children's book, [[A Warm Fuzzy Tale]].

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#F|fuzzy-wuzzies]]

</blockquote>

;[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

<blockquote>1. ''(backronym)'' The headquarters of several Sonichu villains.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, [[PVCC|the Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_English</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_college</ref>, the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his [[Love Quest]] is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics.</blockquote>

;prowldent
<blockquote>1. ''(???)'' Unknown.

<blockquote>There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to [[PVCC]].<ref>[[:File:ProwldentVCC.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or [[fangs|teeth]]).
</blockquote>

;Pu Tuhs!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Shut Up!

<blockquote>''SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so '''Pu Tuhs!'''''</blockquote>

</blockquote>

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== Q ==
|-
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;q-sand
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Short for quarter sandwich (i.e. a quarter of a sandwich).

<blockquote>
''So, mom ignored her and ate the '''q-sand''' in front of her.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Appeared in an [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail]] sent to [[Jackie]] dated August 5, 2011. Most likely unnecessarily used as a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]] abbreviation.
</blockquote>

;quarters
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An office space; headquarters.

<blockquote>''Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her '''quarters''' and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The way Chris uses the word "quarters" in this case makes it sound like Chris is being forced to go join the military, as in this context, the word "quarters" refers to the housing of a military personnel and their family.<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/quarters</ref> Considering that Chris already viewed [[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary]] as a [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|supervillain]] scheming to [[Virginia is for Virgins|end all love in Virginia]], he most likely meant to refer to Mary's office as her "headquarters", but thinks that one's headquarters are the same thing as one's "quarters".

2. ''(noun, pl.)'' coins, no matter their origin or worth.

<blockquote>''Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C '''quarters''' and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The first time this word was used in such a strange way was in [[Sonichu 9]], where it is revealed that [[CWCville|CWCville's]] currency is made up of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to this issue, 10 C-quarters, make up a single W-quarter, which ultimately defeats the whole concept of the "quarter" coin. Strangely enough, despite being a part of the United States, CWC-ville still issues this strange form of currency, along with US dollars. Possibly to make this strange connection make somewhat more sense, Chris decided to refer to his currency as "quarters".

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== R ==
|-
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;[[Raincoat|raincoat]]
<blockquote>1. (''noun'') a condom

<blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by Wall-Mall-Wart on the way for a "'''raincoat'''".''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote>

;[[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]
<blockquote>1. (''noun'') non-sequital humor.

<blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory. <ref>Fhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:41.29)</ref>

</blockquote>

;rapier
[[File:ReldnahcTheRapier .jpg|thumb|Reldnahc the Rapier]]
<blockquote>
1. (''noun, attributive'') rapist, sexual assailant.

<blockquote>
''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly a pun. Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu#Transexual|his/her]] "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him/her to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his/her chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him/her. He could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty"<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref>, metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword.
</blockquote>

;[[Reality Cartoon|reality cartoon]]

<blockquote>
1. (''noun'') The universe.

<blockquote>
''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.''<ref>August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris_and_reality#Fictional_characters_and_media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]].
</blockquote>

;realistic

<blockquote>
1. (''adjective'') realated to live-action.
<blockquote>
''Ah! Going for something '''realistic'''. Awesome.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, taking everything he sees at face value, possibly believes live-action shows actually happen.</blockquote>

;[[Recycling|recycling]]

<blockquote>1. (''verb'') the act of one ingesting their own semen to preserve their sperm count.

<blockquote> I '''recycle''' my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having very little knowledge of how the male reproductive system works, thinks that men can run out of sperm from masturbating or orgasming too much. Fearing the loss of "potential children", Chris actually thinks that by ingesting the sperm back into his body, his sperm count will stay in balance, thus, he is "recycling" it.

</blockquote>

;[[Reeb|reeb]]

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') beer or any other alcoholic beverage of the like.

<blockquote>''Then he glugs his '''reeb''', heh-heh, and then he conks out.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, thinking he's so clever, decided to censor any mention of the word "beer" in his comics, by spelling the word backward.</blockquote>

;Resident-Evil refrigerator

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') The refrigerator in the previous Chandler Household.

<blockquote>''Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the '''Resident Evil refrigerator''' right there.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to the fridge as the "Resident Evil" kind, because in Japan, the game ''Resident Evil'' is known as ''Biohazard''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil</ref> Considering the quality of the household, that name may very well fit the description of the fridge in the state it was in before filming the [[Tour of Chris's House II|Second House Tour]].</blockquote>

;[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the Evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote>

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== S ==
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;salty
<blockquote>1 ''(adjective)'' to show more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]].

<blockquote>''Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much '''saltier'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon a line from "Bowling Girls", ninth episode of ''[[Excel Saga]]'': "But I'm not the sweet little girl I was a few minutes ago! I'm much, much saltier now!" "Salty" in this context derives from naval lingo, since the most experienced sailors would have greater exposure to both the saltwater seas and worldly experiences.
</blockquote>

;[[Scale of Respect|scale of respect]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people.

<blockquote>I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Scale_of_Respect</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote>

;self-epic
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones.

<blockquote>''And I will square-off in the TRULY '''SELF-EPIC''' Battle between me, and my Dark Half.''<ref>[[An Important Update]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>

;shitful
<blockquote>1. '(adjective)'' hurtful; defamitory.

<blockquote>''And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your '''shitful''' and hurtful comments and hatred for Hate's Sake!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Shitful is a vulgar slang word, synonymous with words like "boat-load" or "truck-load". Chris may have seen the "shit" part of this word, and assumed that the word is meant to be used for specific situations that seem "shitty" to him.</blockquote>

;[[SLGBTQ]]

<blockquote>1. ''(acronym)'' an extended acronym for LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender).

<blockquote>''Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the '''SLGBTQ''' community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Hurricane_Harvey_and_SLGBT</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person

<blockquote>''And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "'''slow-in-the-minds'''" on it.''</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;slow-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded

2. ''(adjective)'' gullible

3. ''(adjective)'' loss of train of thought

</blockquote>

;SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance.

<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R|random-access humor]]. This strange phrase appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], when the cast was asked for their attendance during a [[CWC-isms#D|Dating Education]] class. When [[Wild Sonichu]] was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere.</blockquote>

;snooze cruise
<blockquote>1. a long period of slumber

<blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the school report [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]. Given the time this report was written, Chris picked up this phrase up from ''Sonic Adventure''.

</blockquote>

;somecummpentydifferent
<blockquote>1. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce a change in subject.

<blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[random-access humor]].

<blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote>

;[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]
<blockquote>1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titular character of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', Sonic, and "Pikachu".</blockquote>

;soo
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Very, Very much.

<blockquote>''Dear Blanca, I am '''soo''' happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be''<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In writing, Chris often adds extra o's to the word "so" to prolong the "o" sound and show added emphasis. However, where most people would add two or more o's, (e.g., "I love you sooo much!"), Chris frequently only adds one, resulting in "soo," which makes the word look like it's supposed to be pronounced "sue". This has the (unintentional?) effect of mimicking the speech patterns of a Valley Girl or an effeminate homosexual.

This may originate from pamphlets published by [http://www.channing-bete.com/ Channing Bete], [[Autism|short and uninformative]] self-help pamphlets often handed out at churches, the last page of which often feature a summary headlined by "Soo…" Given his distrust of help from anyone other than [[Rocky]], it is not entirely impossible that Chris has read Channing Bete pamphlets occasionally.

This is one of many recurring jokes in the [[Sonichu Audiobooks]] in which the narrator pronounces words like "soo" as they are literally spelled, instead of how Chris intended them to be read.
</blockquote>

;soup beds
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Homeless shelter with beds

<blockquote>'' I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have '''soup beds'''. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS!''<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris tries to distill his "soup hotel" idea into its two components, but he mangles one of them by retaining the "soup" prefix.
</blockquote>

;sourdough region
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The crotch area

<blockquote>Its weak point is still the '''sourdough region''', but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown</blockquote>

;spike on one's shoulder
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone.

<blockquote>That was, that was, that was misunderstanding, that was just, there was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he, and he has, and he had, and he had, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote>

;sticky dream
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A wet dream

<blockquote>''After falling back asleep Chris had a "'''sticky dream'''."''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris claims that a "wet dream" actually refers to wetting one's bed as opposed to nocturnal emission.
</blockquote>



;[[Sub-Episodes|sub-episode]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris' strange [[Chris and English#Television jargon|television jargon]] in his comics.</blockquote>

;sumbah
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Minced oath for "son of a bitch."

<blockquote>''Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy '''sumbah'''''<ref>[[Sonichu Special 4]], page K-4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Probably based upon "sumbitch."
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetbolt|sweetbolt]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used by [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Ahh..that salad was great! What's wrong '''sweetbolt'''?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A sweetheart.

<blockquote>''I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your '''SweetBolt'''. :)?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>





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== T ==
|-
|

;teenages

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The 13-19 age group; teenage years.

<blockquote>''Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all '''teenages''', as well as the, uh, gals.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's [[Future Message]], he attempts to talk down to just about every age group. In order to do this, he starts his video off with the quote above. Chris clearly couldn't think of a way to refer to teenagers, so he decided to refer to such people by "teenages". A butchering of "people of all ages".</blockquote>

;telekinesis

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means.

<blockquote>''I’ve been communicating with her through '''telekinesis''', and she sounded very lonesome.''<ref>[[Silvana]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas tele'''kine'''sis means ''moving'' objects from a distance with psychic powers (c.f. ''[[wikipedia:kinetic energy|kinetic]]''), Chris has never used the term properly. [[Magi-Chan|Psychic]] [[Silvana|characters]] in the [[comic]] have both powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but Chris has only used the former to refer to both.
</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|tobacky]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' tobacco or tobacco products

<blockquote>''If I could, I would take every last ounce of '''tobacky''', put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris hated the act of smoking cigarettes so much that even uttering the word "tobacco" made him feel uncomfortable, so he created a new retarded sounding word to avoid saying the actual word.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica</ref></blockquote>

;tom-tom
[[File:Duck Pounding Some Tom-Tom.jpeg|thumb|A duck pounding some tom-tom real hard]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia.

<blockquote>''MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR '''TOM-TOM''' TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from the short Adult Swim music video, ''Pound my Tom-Tom'', which served as the intro to the cartoon, ''Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow</ref>. Considering Chris barely understands anything adult, the fact that this was meant to be a bad euphemism, which the character, Lucy, used to avoid directly mentioning her vagina, flew over his head.</blockquote>

;[[Tomgirl|tomgirl]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male who is into girly stuff; apparently, in Chris's mind, this goes all the way to [[Tomgirl Pictures|make-up and crossdressing]].

<blockquote>''I am '''Tomgirl'''.''<ref>[[:File:I_am_tomgirl.jpg|PSN comment as of 6 April 2011]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: analogous to "tomboy", i.e. a girl who likes boy-stuff.

</blockquote>

;too many crooks

<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers.

<blockquote>''Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." '''Too many crooks!''' Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth," although that idiom means something, whereas this is just an incomplete sentence.
</blockquote>

;triage

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people.

<blockquote>''Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving '''Triage'''''<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "[[wikipedia:Triage|Triage]]" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology.
</blockquote>

;trollin' stupid

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling.

<blockquote>''Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... '''trollin' stupid''' pickle suited... nigger!''<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to have coined this phrase for his [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]] lyrics with "trollin'" serving as an intensifier along the lines of "fucking."
</blockquote>
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== U ==
|-
|

;ugly growth

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to refer to his own penis negatively.

<blockquote>''"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the '''Ugly Growth''' Up Mine!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_2</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Un-clit|un-clit]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A piercing Chris got on his perrinium as an immitation clitoris.

<blockquote>''It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my '''un-clit'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit</ref></blockquote>

Origin: During his Tomgirl years, Chris was, and still is, very desperate to gain female body traits such as bigger breasts, wider hips, a fully functioning vagina, etc. In order to get a part of the work done, Chris got a piercing on his taint as a sort of pseudo-clitoris, showing more of Chris's limited knowledge of female anatomy. </blockquote>

;uncouth
[[File:Uncouth Twat.png|thumb|Most uncouth!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' unlikeable, lacking good manners.

<blockquote>''And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Trump is most Immature, '''Uncouth''', and Not Valid to be president.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Misc_E-mails#Anti-Pmurt</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I felt it appropriate to change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back with due respect of the continuing of Trump's most drastic and '''uncouth''' actions in office.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2017_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''You, sir, are '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#Trump.2C_you_mocked_the_mentally-challenged</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''All of you are nothing but immature, borish, '''uncouth''', and damned Neanderthals.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Boom_Protests#Chris_Rages_On</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Not Sexual Fantasy; Friendships, You '''Uncouth''' Cad. Hmpf!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Unleashing_his_inner_Brit</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And as it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and '''Uncouth'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''And it was ignored by you that Talulah Bankhead coined the term for Tabitha, you '''Uncouth''' Twat.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Tabitha_addresses_CWC_flame_war</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo '''uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NightStar2891_tweets#Twitter_spam_for_Tabitha</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You '''Uncouth''' Cads!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jessica_Quinn</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As demonstrated, Chris uses this word way more than any 21st century [[American]] would. Chris picked up this word from an MLP episode, where Applebloom and Applejack are talking about what the word "uncouth" means<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4</ref>, seeing how this conversation alone is somehow a staple in the Brony subculture. Seeing how Chris is one of those many Bronies who sees more [[Night_Star#Chris_spills_the_beans|meaning]] in the show than it actually possesses, Chris picked up this term due to how foreign and smart it sounded to him.
</blockquote>

;unto
<blockquote>1. ''(preposition)'' Archaic or poetic form of the word "to".

<blockquote>''Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully '''unto''' you, Julie.''<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that [[Mary Lee Walsh|XXXXX]] caused '''unto''' me!.''</blockquote>

Origin: Another one of Chris's autistic ways of sounding smart, possibly in imitation of the Bible. (c.f. ''[[Chris and hypocrisy|Do unto others...]]'') Chris uses this form more frequently than most English speakers of the 21st Century should, even when it sounds unwieldy.
</blockquote>
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== V ==
|-
|
;vaginatables

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia

<blockquote>''There is no quote to cite the use of this CWC-ism''</blockquote>

Origin: A strange hybrid of the words "vagina" and "vegetables". Used in Chris's e-mail adress "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/China#Vaginatables</ref></blockquote>

;vege-marmite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite

<blockquote>''Certainly not a '''vege-marmite''' sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite</ref></blockquote>

;vestite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and '''Vestites'''; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-335#post-2635076]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings.</blockquote>

;[[Virgin with Rage|Virgin with rage]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An individual who is sexually frustrated

<blockquote>''Tell me why
I'm stuck as a '''virgin with rage'''!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Even after allegedly having sex with [[Mia Hamm]], the idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart pushes Chris's buttons. This gets so bad, that he might even rage after he's lost a potential sweetheart.</blockquote>

;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the strange idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get any china solely due to his autism.

<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"</blockquote>

Origin: A butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". Apparently, this strange idea has started since attending PVCC, with him leaving attraction signs everywhere, only to have all of them destroyed by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] afterward.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virginia_is_for_Virgins#Origins</ref>

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== W ==
|-
|

;Walter Grisby
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor.

<blockquote>''"Is this '''Walter Grisby'''? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]].

Origin: Unknown; thought by some to be a reference to the Cartoon Network show ''Ed, Edd n Eddy''. A character in the PC game ''The Sims 3'' goes by the name of Walter Grisby, but the game's release post-dates Chris's first uses of the term by some years.
</blockquote>

; Warroir of Love
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace.

<blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am '''Warroir of Love'''."''<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/902236285389111297]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the [[Chris and kindness|voice of kindness]]. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality.
</blockquote>

;well-breasted
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts.

<blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the '''well-breasted''' pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted".
</blockquote>

;[[Women's rights]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The right for women to strip down without interference.

2. ''(noun)'' The right for women to not be depicted with a [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]].

Origin: Chris's understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. Chris believes that sexism only consists of any type of aggression or abuse towards women, and that it doesn't involve any kind of unfair depiction of women, like that all women like to strip down to their bare bodies and that all they care about is sex, shopping, and cooking.

</blockquote>

;wooden nickel
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar.

<blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old '''Wooden Nickel'''; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller.
</blockquote>

;worse
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner

<blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are '''WORSE''' Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
|-
|
;wrath
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]].

<blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY '''WRATH'''''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair.

<blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY '''WRATH'''!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>
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==X==
|-
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;X2-checking
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Double Checking
<blockquote>''Just '''X2-checking''' if you got the drawing I left you.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-35#post-2511049]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Comes from x2 meaning times two, which means double to Chris.

</blockquote>
;XXXXX
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' censorship of the word "bitch"
<blockquote>''Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT '''XXXXX'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Diary</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Chris's only instance of this peculiar censorship is in his [[diary]]. In it, Chris repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX", clearly as a censorship of the word "bitch". Why Chris chose to replace all of the letters in the word with the capital letter "X", instead of using asterisks remains a mystery.</blockquote>

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== Y ==
|-
|
;y'all
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(pronoun)'' indicating second person plural.

<blockquote>''"'''Y'all''' are free to stay here in one or so of their bedrooms for free, and y'all get fed too. Consider this a second chance for a good life which Christian offers to y'all; seek good employment after y'all get your strength rebuilt. ... I'll go check y'all in, then I have to finish saving the world."''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_68|Issue 10 Page 68}} [[Ultra Sonichu]] to the [[Basement Rosechus]], on a '''single page'''</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''It would be appreciated if '''y'all''' can book the flight for me, because I'm unsure about my family's current financial status, and my social's being saved for my own bills.''"<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]] </ref></blockquote>
Origin: Derived from "you all", originating from the dialect of the Southern United States (and found in [[niggos|black communities]] outside the South). Often considered substandard English, Chris even uses this in formal written situations. Also overused in the [[comic]] to the point of absurdity.
</blockquote>
|-
|
;y'all should know me by now
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction to complete strangers.

<blockquote>'''''Y'all should know me by now''', but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000.''<ref name=csm/></blockquote>
Origin: His second message on YouTube, addressed to the ED trolls. He would use it several more times after this, possibly making this into his tagline. The introduction is made under the assumption that Chris is [[Chris and his Ego|already well-known]].
</blockquote>

;young at heart

<blockquote>1. ''(noun, attributive)'' An individual with childlike characteristics; a childish person.

<blockquote>''I am '''Young at Heart'''; a concept I have kept within myself since childhood.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''We, the '''Young at heart''' stand alongside our Liked and Cared others.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris can't seem to tell the difference between being a child at heart, and being childish. In his mind, people who are considered childish actually lead a more exciting life, since he believes that more childlike people are willing to show off their [[kindness]] and are generally more eccentric. In reality, adults who are "young at heart" generally have a somewhat innocent outlook of life and are generally interested in things considered suitable for children, yet understand their responsibilities as adults.
</blockquote>
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== Z ==
|-
|

;zap to the extreme
[[Image:ZapToTheExtreme.png|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Go out and be brave.

<blockquote>''Go! Sonichu! Go out and '''zap to the extreme'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 0]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''Now everyone stay green and go out and '''zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme'''. Have a lovely day.'' <ref>[[A New, Fun Trick!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase is first used on the cover of [[Sonichu 0]], where Chris's mary sue character tells Sonichu to "zap to the extreme" as if Chris and Sonichu were in a bona fide [[Pokémon]] tournament. Chris would then end up using this phrase time and again, usually completely out of context of its original meaning.
</blockquote>

;zapbud

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A fictitious flower found in the Sonichu canon; Rosechu's favorite flower.

<blockquote>''Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a '''Zapbud''' is the flower that heals your woes.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Essentially the result of Chris attempting to create a mythology around his Sonichu comics, Chris created some of his own flora as well. Because of how "zapping" seemed to be a very common theme in the earlier issues of Sonichu, Chris thought about naming his flora after this one theme.

2. ''(noun)'' a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Yes, my blossoming '''zapbud'''. That's why we are here.''<ref>[[Sonichu 0]]</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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==References==

<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

February 2019

2019-02-19T11:23:20Z

A Mong Witch: /* Highlights */

{{ongoing}}
[[File:ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|thumb|Chris in February 2019]]
'''February''' is the second month of [[2019]].

==Highlights==
*5 February - Chris pledges his support to anime voice actor Vic Mignogna, who was accused and fired for sexual harassment of underage fans.
*8 February - Chris uploads [[Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists]] in a second to beg the [[TF2 Analysis|brony analysts]] to unblock him on Twitter. He deletes the video shortly after, along with [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!]]
*9 February - Chris migrates his primary Twitter account to @CPU_CWCSonichu in order to bypass the blocks.
*16 February -Chris uploads [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]] to [[Youtube]], continuing his series of videos pleading with a group of [[Wikipedia:Brony|Bronies]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]].
*24 February - Chris [[birthday|turns 37]].

==Videos==
*[[February 2019 videos]]

{{timeline}}

Chris and money

2019-02-19T07:17:05Z

A Mong Witch: /* Fan funding */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[File:Cwcshutup.png|thumb|Chris's response to literally any commercial.]]

{{quote|I'd call a tow truck, but now I have less than $20 between the bank accounts and PayPal.|Chris, after his car broke down on the way home from BronyCon<ref>[[Waiting for the tow truck]]</ref>}}

{{quote|He's [[Chris and mathematics|not good at math when it comes to managing money]].|[[Bob Chandler]], understating it.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

Chris has repeatedly shown though his actions and words that he has no idea how to handle '''money''' or manage his own finances. Between his impulse spending, [[Chris and his Ego|his greed and selfishness]], his unwillingness to save even the smallest amount of money, and his massive sense of entitlement, Chris manages to demonstrate complete incompetence and ineptitude in managing financial affairs. Chris has repeatedly amassed debt on credit cards, only to have his enabling parents bail him out multiple times. [[Monthly tugboat|Too lazy to work]], he refuses to make or follow any type of budget or financial plan, instead spending far beyond his means, and expecting others<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Piss_and_burn_fb.PNG</ref> to pay off his accumulated debt for him. It is clear that [[Autism|Chris has no idea what financial responsibility is]] and that his enabling, delusional parents taught him nothing about how to handle finances while he was growing up. Irresponsible, careless, and thoughtless, Chris fails at just about every aspect of financial management that can be thought of.

==But wait, Chris isn't employed!==
For the vast majority of Chris's "adult" life, his only source of income has been the "[[tugboat]]" that he receives from the U.S. federal government every month. In 2009, the payout was $809 a month, placing his annual income at $9,708. After Bob's death, Chris was given a survivor's benefit – increasing the amount to $1,300 per month and making his annual income $15,600. Barb's income, from Social Security and a pension, is around $1,200 per month.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-24-14-leaked-text-may-we-borrow-your-house.6140/page-2#post-416099</ref>

Chris's parents originally took $450 to pay for room and board;<ref name="Miyamoto" /> this payment was later increased to $565, and then to $580, after Bob paid off Chris's enormous credit card debt.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009#8 December]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref> How much he gets to keep these days isn't known.

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. Yet with my impuslive [sic] shoppiness [sic] (mostly controable [sic]), I end up spending my side-money after I get it.|Chris, [[Chris and His Ego|completely deluded and taking pride in being a lazy bastard]].<ref name="Miyamoto">[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>}}

===Chris and impulse spending===
It's obvious that Chris has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his monthly tugboat as possible on things like [[The Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], [[alcohol]], [[Kaka Makeup Basics|make-up]], [[Lego|toys]], [[Mia Hamm|prostitutes]] and weekly lottery tickets.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref>

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer.<ref name="Miyamoto" /> His [[PlayStation Network]] account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' single [[PlayStation 3]] game that he's ever purchased, and even for ''games he doesn't own'', and he also further promoted his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sony fanboyism]] by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely costs about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris bought his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores. Usually, children are taught the value of money at a very young age – not in Chris's case, apparently.

In September [[2013]], Chris complained about he and his mom going through "emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By", making it clear that the family income had dipped since Bob's passing. However, these supposedly lean times were apparently not enough to motivate Chris to get a job, or even to stop buying games, as evidenced by him racking up over $1,000 in game purchases on ''The Simpsons: Tapped Out''.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-spending-on-iphone-games.2035/</ref>

Throughout the summer of 2014, Chris continued to spend thousands of dollars on [[Lego]] and other frivolities, all while whining and complaining on Facebook about his and his mother's poor finances. Chris financed this spending primarily with money from selling custom arts and crafts on his eBay account. Offering free shipping to customers, Chris would receive money from customers, and then pay for shipping out of his own pocket. However, Chris would immediately spend money as soon as it was deposited into his account, often leaving him unable to ship products to customers who had already paid him because of his own financial irresponsibility and negligence.

When several of Chris's eBay customers filed complaints against him because Chris failed to ship a order as promised and obligated, Chris responded by harassing and trolling the customers, posting their personal information in a public post on his Facebook account. In light of this, Chris's future money making prospects from eBay are dim, as most prospective future customers probably wouldn't want to risk being harassed or scammed by Chris.

All the while, even as Chris's credit card debt continued to spiral out of control, Chris continued to buy thousands of dollars of video games, Lego, and other frivolities. As if this were not bad enough, just days after putting his and Barb's cars up for sale (at exorbitant prices), Chris went out and bought a 2010 Ford Focus, stating on Facebook that he had been approved for a loan, probably at a high interest rate. He also stated that paying for insurance on his new car was "killing" him, implying that either the insurance payment was costly, that he was having trouble paying it, or both.

In January 2015, it was [[CWCki Forums|leaked]] that Chris had spent an absurd amount of money on Nintendo consoles and games, racking up '''585''' transactions in the last 4.5 years,<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-jan-12-nintendo-employee-details-chriss-recent-video-game-purchases.7050/</ref> a list which includes useless shovelware, hoards of 1st-party Nintendo software, Virtual Console games and [[Sonic Boom Protests|both versions of a game he doesn't even like]]. 276 of these purchases are known to be handheld games, 8 are known to be video game consoles (buying '''4''' DSs and DSis), and 75 which are known to be console games. The grand total cost of all Chris's '''listed''' purchases is '''$7460.43''' or '''$1657.87/year'''. Keep in mind 39% of purchases Chris has on his account are not yet specified, meaning that their cost is not included in this already insanely high number. This information comes on the heels of Chris begging people for money to fix his mother's cavities, as well as the financial worries that his trials will undoubtedly cause.

In [[July 2016]], a field agent provided the following account of Chris, in a situation where he did not have enough cash to pay for his junk food at a gas station:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-601#post-1615438</ref>

{{quotebox|My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.}}

One dreads to imagine how his financial incompetence will affect him once Barb is dead - knowing Chris, and while it is quite tragic, he'll probably continue in his destructive spending patterns until he loses everything he has, and even then, he'll [[Ego|learn nothing]].

===Chris's parental enabling===
Bob encouraged his son to remain unemployed, since he believed that Chris would earn more money from his monthly tugboat than he would have from getting a job. However, this assumption was and is inaccurate. Minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25 an hour. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly payment before taxes and payment for room and board would be about $1,260: that's $15,100 annually. Subtracting the money he pays his mom every month to live, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $8,000, which knowing Chris, would be spent on yet more frivolities. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulled in annually from the government after paying off his parents, and it becomes clear that Bob's encouragement came from either thinking Chris would lose his social security if employed (which he wouldn't) or the more accurate notion that his son is a useless failure.

A very likely explanation for Chris's reckless spending is that his parents are at fault (to a degree at least). In addition to coddling him throughout his entire life, they managed to make sure that [[Chris and remorse|Chris has never felt the repercussions for his exorbitant spending (or for anything else)]] by taking over paying Chris's credit card debt, regularly giving him about "$6 a day for small things", buying him [[List of restaurants|fast food]] on a daily basis, and continuing to let himself blow all his money on frivolities and useless stuff, as opposed to essentials like [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|hygiene products]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|courses that could eventually help him onto the employment ladder]] or [[Clown shirt|clothing that isn't unbelievably tacky]]. Whenever Chris manages to [[The GAMe PLACe|get himself into trouble]], he knows that [[Barb]] will come [[Matthew Noble call|running to his aid and defend him]] and dig him out of whatever mess he's managed to get himself into, even if it is clear that he [[Target|is in the wrong]]. This enabling is the most likely explanation (in addition to his [[autism|poor impulse control]]) for why Chris spends himself into debt as much as he does.

===Fan funding===
{{see also|Chris and business}}
Chris has gotten thousands from his audience over the years, in the form of donations and considerations. He has received thousands more in sales through storefronts such as [[eBay]] and [[Etsy]].

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Amount
! From
! Date received
! Details
|-
|A laptop computer
|A ween in N.C.
|[[August 2011]]
|Chris spoke about it in [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]. A common theory is that the laptop had been infected with a keylogger, but Chris outsmarted the ween by upgrading the computer.
|-
|$500
|[[Kiwi Farms]]
|[[January 2014]]
|Donated by fans after the house fire.<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>
|-
|$150
|Fans
|[[September 2014]]
|From a Kickstarter campaign in which Chris explicitly stated he would use it to buy Legos.<ref>[[Kickstarter]]</ref>
|-
|$1,000
|[[DStecks]]
|[[September 2015]]
|
|-
|$500
|Kiwi Farms user [[Weening|Sonic Rainboom]]
|[[September 2015]]
|Sent Chris a Visa card with $500.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/</ref> Later admitted doing it to get "interesting content".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/page-11#post-1054932</ref>
<center><gallery>
File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|Rainboom spent $500 to find that Chris likes McDonald's.
File:Sonic rainboom $500 2.jpg
File:Sonic rainboom $500 3.jpg
</gallery></center>
|-
|Hundreds
|Mostly [[weens]]
|Summer 2016
|During the [[Financhu Crisis]], a pattern formed of Chris begging for money, then briefly stating that he had received donations before begging for more money.
|-
|$2,650
|Selling [[Relics of Fail]]
|August 2016 onwards
|[[Megatron pistol]] ($50), [[Sonic Totem]] ($1,500), [[Pokéwalker of Fail]] ($100), [[shecameforcwc]] ($1,000, as part of a set)
|-
|$4,816.43
|[[Patreon]]
|December 2016 onwards
|Chris earns pledges from fans and weens every month
|-
|$1,000
|Selling binders of old Pokemon and UFS cards.
|January 2018 onwards
|Four binders of cards<ref>[[eBay]]</ref>. At least one was purchased by a seller hoping to resell the individual cards.
|-
|$100
|Selling stained pages of [[Sonichu 14]]
|February 2018
|Literally selling trash.
|-
|$1,300
|A fan named Jack Z<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-4#post-3273576</ref>
|April 2018
|Jack gave Chris $1,200 for a luxury trip to the 2018 [[BronyCon]] in the hopes that he would get to meet him there. Chris thanked him for the money in [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]. Jack also paid $100 for a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|video (which Chris decided to bookend with unrelated begging announcements).
|-
|$500
|Jill Duncan<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-189#post-4317687</ref>
|February 2019
|A "Jill Duncan" pledged $500 per month to Chris's Patreon, asking to speak to Chris, then cancelled the pledge ten days later (but because Chris's Patreon account is set to 'upfront payment,' Chris probably still got the initial $500). There is no indication Chris ever spoke to Jill, as she requested.]]
|}

===Chris's beliefs===
Chris believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless junk, he is aiding the economy and paying for other people's tugboats.<ref>[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]</ref> This is a [[Honor roll|damningly moronic conviction]], since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with ''federal'' payroll tax. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy [[Chris and his Ego|fixation]] on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff, and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond. His mother has served as a bad influence in both regards, as she would frequently shop at Goodwill and compulsively hoard the purchases, which both wasted money and helped turn their house into a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire hazard]].

===After the house fire===
On [[10 January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court caught fire. This would undoubtedly place the Chandlers in grim circumstances, due to the costs of rebuilding the home and replacing what was lost. Some of his fans pooled their funds to send him a care package, with a money order for $500.<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>

Many, concerned about Chris due to his wasteful spending habits, hoped that this would be the moment in Chris's life where he finally woke up and realized the importance of saving when things like this happen. Unfortunately, not even ''that'' has broken Chris's thick skull – throughout 2014, he wasted '''$5,000''' on ''Lego sets''.<ref>[[Lego#Addiction and Financial Ruin]]</ref><ref>[[May 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

==Barb's toxic influence==
According to a troll with insider info, Chris was able to manage his own finances to a rudimentary degree, even after Bob passed away,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giving-chris-money-debate-thread.22420/page-15#post-1844194</ref> although he still has an issue with not saving money for [[Destruction Of Chris's House|potential emergencies]].

The troll also asserted that Chris's financial hardships are caused, in most part, by [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] helping herself to Chris's monetary accounts in order to attempt paying her out-of-control debts.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giving-chris-money-debate-thread.22420/page-15#post-1844194</ref>

{{quotebox|Barb is the one who has serious debt. She fucks up Chris' budgeting by erratically taking money from Chris' account when she needs it, generally without warning.

There are two types of Chris begging videos. One is when Chris wants a bit extra for some legos. You can identify those videos by how vague Chris' requests are, and how relaxed Chris is in the video. Chris isn't in meltdown mode in those videos.

Now, the other type of video is when Barb tried to snatch some money from Chris and Chris doesn't have anything for her. You can identify those videos by how freaked out Chris looks. He's visibly distressed and he's citing specific bills he's got to pay, usually things that seem un-Chris-like. That's when Barb is freaking out at him for not having enough money to pay her debts.

The thing is, the perception is that Chris is bad with money. He's not bad with money (as far as monthly budgeting goes). Despite how foggy Chris' head is, he's got enough memory to recognize patterns in bills over the course of a few months. He knows he's gotta pay electricity bills and rent and things like that. And he does do the math each month about what bills he's got to pay, and how much that leaves him for legos and food. You can't trust his begging. He begs because he wants more money, not because he's in any financial straits (that is, not including Barb).

He lives cheaply as shit. He saves money by buying dollar store shit. He's the type of person to buy single ply toilet paper at the dollar store. But sometimes he'll splurge and treat himself to things, like alcohol. He does this all while meeting his obligations, like his minimum payments and his bills.}}

Information from Cousin Al<ref>[[Catherine#The bowling outing]]</ref> revealed that Chris and Barb '''had''' an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars". However, Barb spent all of it on hiring Rob Bell to defend herself (...and Chris) from legal charges incurred after [[28 October 2011|the two of them hit Michael Snyder with a car]]. It should be noted that a state-provided attorney would have been free and yielded the same result (pleading guilty), for the case was so cut-and-dry that even a lawyer of Bell's caliber had no chance of winning it.

In November 2014, Chris revealed to Renee that Barb was borrowing money from his life insurance.<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance]]</ref>

===Bank lawsuits against Barb===
In 2016, two banks, Discovery and Capital One, sued Barb for not paying '''over $20,000 total''' in debts, leaving the Chandlers ''even further'' in financial turmoil.

Barb herself appeared in multiple videos in 2016-17, trying to scam people into donating to her.

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]

In the first two videos, Barb claimed not to have enough money for asthma medication, and in the third, she claimed to need money for dental work.

If Barb actually needed money for an emergency, she could simply have instructed Chris to sell some of their possessions. In the videos, Chris's toys and Barb's hoard are clearly visible behind them.

==Credit Cards==
That Chris has managed to acquire several credit cards is very surprising, but the foolishness with which he uses them wouldn't surprise anybody at all. As of [[February 2009]], Chris had managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt (at the time of [[Mumble 4]], $1,000 of that sum came from the [[PSN]] store, but his bill for PSN downloads increased by the day) and had even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his own were maxed out. According to an [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|e-mail Chris sent to Vivian Gee]], by [[January 2010]] his debt was around $3,500 and had apparently been higher at some point in the intervening time.

By that point, Chris's debt had gotten so out of hand that Bob was forced to step in, making Chris reduce and manage on his spending, and forcing Chris to make regular payments to pay off his outstanding debt. Chris, thoughtless and uninterested in the fact that unpaid credit card debt accrues severe interest, had historically made payments in the smallest installments possible.

Chris provided some more details about this situation in his [[Jackie E-mails 6|e-mails to Jackie]] from [[July 2010]]. At some point, Bob paid off Chris's credit card debt and took payment in installments out of the tugboat in compensation. This foolish act of parental financial enabling allowed Chris to avoid the immediate consequences of his gross financial irresponsibility, and resulted in Chris learning nothing about how to manage his own finances, reinforcing Chris's attitude that he should be able to do anything that he wants and not suffer any negative consequences.

===Best Buy MasterCard===
Not surprisingly, it only took Chris a few short months to land himself in more financial trouble. In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob himself revealed that Chris had not only acquired a MasterCard charge account through [[Best Buy]], but as of the second week of [[August 2010]], Chris had predictably used it to land himself in yet more debt and had been laden with fees for bouncing a card payment.

One of Chris's [[Jackie E-mails 7|e-mails to Jackie]] reveals that Chris acquired the Best Buy charge card without his parents' permission; he only told them about it after receiving 2 bounced check fees that showed up on his bank statement, which his father was actively monitoring. In true Chris fashion, he tried to repay the minimum balance each month. When he was forced to reveal the debt to his parents, Bob was obviously less than thrilled. He promptly took control of Chris's bank account as well as his credit cards. From that point until Bob's death, he received only an allowance in the form of Visa gift cards, leaving him unable to accrue any more debt for a short time. At the time, the prospect of not being able to blow his welfare on frivolities [[Jackie E-mails 8|stressed him out]].

Curiously, even in his private communications with Jackie, Chris claimed that the overdraft fees that gave away the existence of the card to Bob were the work of trolls. Elsewhere in their conversations, however, he recounts other instances of "getting carried away" and accidentally overdrawing his bank account, suggesting that he was just using the trolls as a handy scapegoat for his own mistakes.

Bob, delusional and in the throes of some sort of conspiracy paranoia involving the staff and patrons of The GAMe PLACe, claimed that it was most likely [[Michael Snyder]] who had hacked Chris's credit card and checking accounts, though why someone who's been on a manager's salary for several years would bother stealing from any of the near-destitute Chandlers is unknown.

It's unknown why ''any'' financial institution would give Chris a line of credit at this point. Bob probably salvaged Chris's credit rating when he paid off all his prior card debt at once, but he angrily claimed Chris ruined it with the Best Buy debt (certainly true), and, in disturbingly Chris-like fashion, seemed to use this damning information to try to make Chris's latest brush with the [[Chris and the Law|law]] seem "petty" in comparison.

===Credit card debt===
Unverified information on Chris's credit card debt was leaked on the CWCki Forums on 4 June 2014. It was revealed that Chris had at least five active credit cards, with at least $7600 in combined credit limit. Of the five known active cards, at least four were revealed to be maxed out, with at least $7400 in unpaid debt between the five cards. It was estimated that the minimum payment on Chris's known debt was at least $220 a month, and it was revealed that the only reason that Chris had been able to obtain the credit that he had was that, historically, he had almost always at least paid the minimum payment each month, although it was implied that he rarely if ever paid more than the minimum.<ref>[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-and-his-finances-an-in-depth-review-of-his-debt.3809/ CWCki Forums: "Chris and his finances: An in-depth review of his debt"] ([https://archive.today/K6R2c archived version])</ref>

===Payday Loan===
In early 2016, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that Chris had taken out a Payday loan for $3,000<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/page-13#post-1392146</ref>.

{{quotebox|Chris 'borrowed' three thousand dollars. What he did with it is hazy, sure, but how do you think he bought all those lego sets for Lego Dimensions? }}

A payday loan charges extremely high interest rates (usually at least 400%), which does not bode well for Chris, due to his habit of only paying back minimal amounts at a time.

===Credit Increase===
In [[June 2016]], Chris's credit card company raised his credit limit. Chris reacted to this news by blowing his "bonus" on [[Transformers]] only to later beg for money over [[Facebook]] while blaming his [[Barb|mother]] for "impulsively" spending more on their overdue bills than the minimum amount due.
<center><gallery>
File:Transformers fb post1.jpg|Chris bragging about using his credit increase to buy Transformers
File:Transformers fb post2.jpg|''Nine minutes later'', Chris blamed his family's financial shortfalls on his mother's bill payments
</gallery></center>

==Money-Making Schemes==
===Wheeling and Dealing===
Also known as [[Wikipedia:Return fraud|return fraud]]. Chris has a habit of buying a product from one store for a lower cost, then exchanging it for a higher amount of store credit at another store<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref>.

===Lottery===
Chris considers the lottery to be ''an investment''. In September 2010, he told Jackie the following<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|I invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.}}

===Craigslist===
{{main|Craigslist}}
In late [[October 2011]], Chris posted a Craigslist ad for a 12-year old 32" CRT television and expected a non-negotiable $250 for it;<ref>[[Craigslist#Television]]</ref> in reality, this is about the price of a new flatscreen HDTV of that size, and he would be lucky to get a tenth of his asking price.

Chris placed two cars for sale on Craigslist in September 2014. One was a dilapidated, rusty 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block that hadn't run in over a year. Despite having a market value (as scrap) of approximately $150, Chris demanded $5,000 for the automobile, insisting that the cracked engine block made the car a great [[Chris and reality|"fixer upper."]] Chris also placed his mother's BMW z3 for sale. The 1999 BMW z3 is currently listed on the Roanoke Craigslist for $10,000 OBO. Kelley Blue Book estimates the car with 70,000 miles and in a fair condition is worth $4,318. Chris describes the car as "Mint condition Z3 model. Like a go-cart with rocket power. Seriously fun to drive 5 speed and pure joy with the top down. Color is jet black." [[File:Chris chan bmw.jpg]]

===Pawn shops===
{{main|List of Chris's video games#Chris (barely) lets go}}

Chris occasionally visits pawn shops or similar businesses, among them Snooky's Pawn Shop, GameStop and Plan 9 Music, to sell his old toys so that he can afford new toys.

===Ebay===
{{main|eBay}}
Chris has long used Ebay to sell bits of his toy hoard. He doesn’t put much effort into researching prices, and he often lists items at vastly inflated prices. In August 2016, he listed a used VHS of ''Aladdin'' with a 'Buy it Now' price of ''$3,000''. There were no (legitimate) takers, probably because one can buy the same edition on Amazon for ''one penny'' (plus shipping, but still).

===Cwcville Shopping===
{{main|Chris and business}}
From 2014-2016, Chris sold custom arts and crafts, finally monetizing Sonichu, through [[eBay]], [[Etsy]] and [[Lulu]], before losing his business due to [[PS4|stress]].

===Kickstarter===
{{main|Kickstarter}}
On 23 September 2014, Chris opened a Kickstarter project, asking for $5,000 worth of Legos. At the end of the campaign, Chris raised $150 from 27 backers.

===Wish lists===
'''2015'''

On 13 [[December 2015]], Chris [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#GIMME GIFTS|posted]] an Amazon.com wish list. It was filled with over a thousand dollars worth of PS4 consoles, Lego sets and Skylanders toys.

Screenshots of the wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-671#post-1887026 here].

Trolls responded by spamming the "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-13-seasons-greetings.15325/page-17#post-1152508</ref>. Chris believed that the items disappearing meant that he would be getting lots of toys for Christmas. Of course, he reacted to this supposed good fortune by '''making another wish list''', containing over $1,000 worth of Transformers action figures, Amiibos, and DVDs.<ref>[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris reveals his measurements]]</ref>

Screenshots of the second wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-on-amazon-wishlists-and-donating-a-ps4.15610/page-3#post-1162967 here].

He also requested "pretty dresses of blue or red" and gave his measurements as "44/39/40." Notably, one of the items he had marked as highest priority was the [[Megatron pistol]], implying that the original was lost or damaged in the 2014 house fire.

'''2016'''

During [[February 2016]], Chris begged his audience to buy him a PS4 with accessories for his birthday<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref>. He did not use Amazon, saying, "the Amazon Wish List is a definite fickle."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2016_Facebook_Posts#GIMME_STUFF_FOR_MY_BIRTHDAY</ref>

He provided a wish list with several links to stores such as GameStop and Best Buy. Notably, he had ended his "[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]]" against those shops, specifically to allow his fans to go there and buy him gifts.

He tried to provide an incentive, by offering a $500 voucher for his [[Etsy]] shop:

{{quotebox| The FIRST Person who purchases and sends me one, and I receive it Before or On February 24, 2016, I Will make and issue to the person a Big Voucher for $500 off on Cwcville Shopping. Which is equal to Ten Sonichu/Rosechu family Figures (more or less, depending on which ones), so all the person needs to pay on that order is the Shipping, and that order will definitely take up to Eight weeks for material figure acquiring, creations and certification.}}

After his birthday passed with no PS4, Chris uploaded [[Update: 2/25/16]], in which he complained about the lack of gifts, saying he had only gotten empty gift cards and a non-winning lottery ticket. He concluded the video by saying, "thanks for nothing!" In [[March 2016]], Chris [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|claimed]] that he had received a PS4 from [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Used Porn for Sale|Kagney Lynn Moore]]. In reality, Chris had bought it himself<ref>[[March 2016 Facebook Posts#PS4 Thanks]]</ref>.

In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Wish list for 2016|posted]] another wish list, days after making [[Pmurt#Death Threats|death threats against President-elect Donald Trump]]. He requested $859.71 worth of toys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-12-chriss-2016-wish-list-transformers-joke.25759/page-4#post-1876942</ref>. He also [[Chris and negotiation|forbade people from sending him gift cards]].

Halfway through November, Chris tweeted that he had bought several of the toys off his own wish list.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>

On 26 November, Chris updated his wish list, removing the items he had bought from it<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Updated wish list]]</ref>and surprisingly not adding more toys, in spite of the [[Help, please]] begging video he had made in the meantime. However, the updated wish list's links were all broken, due to Chris simply copy-and-pasting the message from an earlier post. He failed to notice, even though the post has a large Page Not Found error thumbnail on it.

===YouTube monetization===
Chris has monetized most of the videos which appear on his YouTube channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of Chris's entitlement issues, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that at one point around [[March 2016]], Chris received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>

{{quotebox|This is going to become a pattern. Chris is going to do one of his 'Let's Plays' followed by an e-begging video and then polish it off by purchasing some dumb thing he doesn't need in excess of fifty bucks. He knows how this system works and it's the greatest amount of payoff with the least amount of work; the first time when Chris played Destiny he made 80$ from Youtube(And was surprisingly pissed it was that small, fuck that, I want eighty bucks from Youtube). Then he makes a video whining about how he needs more money and lo and behold, he gets even more~! If anything people are contributing to his float and that convinces him he can get away with being frivolous that much more. }}

===Let’s Plays===
In [[March 2016]], [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] introduced Chris to the idea of doing Let's Plays to boost his online activity and help him gain some money through YouTube's monetization program<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chrischan-interview-part-4-5-3-28-16.16934/page-16#post-1317924</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>. The plan fell apart after Let's Plays of ''[[CWC's Destiny start|Destiny]]'' and ''[[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|Uncharted]]'', since by that point, Chris was [[Chris and Health|too lazy]] to play video games for money, and he simply wanted to [[Financhu Crisis|beg from his audience]] instead.

===YouTube Support button===
On 23 May 2016, Chris [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announced]] the debut of a Support button on his YouTube channel to replace the Etsy donation listing (which was forcibly removed due to it violating Etsy's TOS). He apparently got this idea from [[William Elliott Waterman]].<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-24#post-1563368]]</ref>

===Paypal.me===
Announced on 11 [[May 2017]].

{{quotebox|Cwcville Shopping I am the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, with more than eleven comic books worth of content under my helm. Please donate to help me quell my financial problems that quell my creativity. Ruckersville, VA}}

===Prostitution===
On 19 June 2016, aka Father’s Day, Chris decided to become [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|a prostitute]].

He has yet to receive any takers.

===Begging===
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}
[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, proving he has zero self-awareness]]
One of the earliest instances of Chris e-begging for money was in [[9 December 2009|December of 2009]]. Chris exhorted his alleged European [[Trolls|fanbase]] to donate €1,000 in order to remove troll ads from the CWCipedia.

In 2014, after his house [[Destruction Of Chris's House|caught fire]], Chris again resorted to e-begging for money, placing extra emphasis on ''"My mother and I really need the money,"'' despite dropping more than '''$5,000''' on expensive [[Lego]] sets to feed his worsening addiction. One would think that Chris would have wised up to the fact that his wanton spending and lack of gainful employment are contributing to his woes, but one glance at his [[May 2014 Facebook Posts]] could easily tell you that he's seeing his situation as an avenue to get stuff from people, the most ridiculous of which being a "$300 Sea Cow" on his wish list, which would not benefit anybody but himself in the slightest.

In 2016, Chris's e-begging drastically increased, as a result of the Chandlers' stubborn refusal to live within their means. That year saw Chris spend over $1,000 on toys, while both Chris and Barb had court cases resolved which penalized them with steep costs. In addition, Barb joined in to the begging, appearing in three videos so far.<ref>[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Requested, Please]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref>

He asked for donations, or at least mentioned them, in many of the posts and videos he made in 2015 through 2016. At first, this was supposedly to fund his production of Sonichu merchandise, but he later shifted to saying that he and Barb needed help with paying the bills and buying groceries. While it's entirely possible that Chris was simply lying to get more money for [[Lego|useless]] [[Video games|crap]], this indicates that the financial hardships, which [[White knights|many]] [[Trolls|people]] have warned him about, have finally arrived. Only time will tell how his financial situation ultimately plays out, but given his attitude and inaction, the future definitely doesn't seem bright.

==In the comic==

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|250px|[[CWCville]] currency.]]
In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris in real life. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the [[United States of America|American]] populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two-story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|"paid" in average]] of US$3,500 a month just to hang around. And maybe for the occasional [[Sonichu 9|city defense]] or [[A Sonichu Day|errand]].<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>

While legislating as mayor of [[CWCville]], he equated 10 years in prison to a US$1,500 fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> He also equated fifty hours of [[Wikipedia:Community service|community service]] to $500 (for any [[sex]]ual violations).<ref>[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]</ref>

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually issues its own currency, in the form of C-Quarters and W-Quarters. Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter - don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, considering [[honor roll|what the word "quarter" means]]. (Our best guess: C-Quarters = US$0.25, W-Quarters = US$2.50) Nor does it explain why fines are levied in U.S. dollars: perhaps to bolster the dictatorship's foreign currency reserves, ''à la'' [[Wikipedia:North Korea|North Korea]].

This makes even less sense considering [[CWCVille]] is part of the [[United States]]. States, let alone cities, cannot print their own money, despite holding considerable power over their own affairs. The Constitution expressly forbids anyone else other than the federal government from issuing currency. However, it has been somewhat common for companies, communities and local governments to issue localized currency known as 'scrip', a depression era practice still seen from time to time. [[Chris]] being Chris, and likely reading [[Goosebumps]] instead of paying attention in class likely is wholly unaware of this information.

On the [[CWCipedia]] article on Sonichu, Chris wrote that [[Rosechu]] is usually the one who cooks for her family, but when Sonichu cooks for his wife and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] he "will go as HIGH in portions as a Banquet", even though he only cooks for five individuals.<ref name=>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Married Life and Children Sonichu]</ref> This suggest that Sonichu is just as frivolous with money as his father.

===Soup hotels===

Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American [[Wikipedia:Social Security (United States)|Social Security]] system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]." This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels.|Chris with a very bad idea [http://leoweekly.com/news/left-wayside that has come to fruition in one American city...]}}

Chris depicts "Soup Hotels" as buildings ten stories tall with between ten and twenty rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, beds, lighting and cable television.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem]]</ref> Of course, the homeless stay there for free. So, instead of building homeless shelters with dormitories, common rooms, and shared TV sets, Chris thinks the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in [[CWCville]], there are around 1,500 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, choked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, being unable to make a profit there and thus moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and a bevy of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that [[CWCville]] has had to open at least seven new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things. Or more tellingly, that the economy of CWCville is crashing to the ground, fast.

==In other works==
In [[Mumble 6]], Chris discussed making a TV show called ''The Chris Chandler Show''. One of his demands was the show should not have any commercial breaks, either showing a distinct lack of understanding as to how a TV station makes money, or perhaps he plans to sell the advertising fees to a single company so that they can play a long ad in the beginning of the air time and leave the rest of the show uninterrupted, ''à-la'' the season premieres of [[wikipedia:24 (TV Series)|''24'']]. We cannot know for sure, but he has probably seen at least one show that has done this, and gathered the idea from there.

In [[Mailbag 29#In which Chris loses his mind|Mailbag 29]] he stated that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp, pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free [[Dating education|Sex Ed classes]] for [[virgin]]s.

In real life, according to Chris, he tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. He said the prostitute then hung up on him.

Chris also proves us that, in the possibility of being part of a family, he wouldn't be the main purveyor. In the [[PlayingHouse]] video, his [[sweetheart]] of [[Jackie|the moment]] is portrayed as a successful journalist with high ambitions while he's a [[14 Branchland Court|stay at home]] Dad. Even then, he portrays himself doing "hard work" like [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|changing diapers]] and watching over the kids. In this last role, he's so incompetent that he needs to recruit his [[Crystal|preschool daughter]] to watch over [[Reginald Chandler|his son]] while he's shopping. This is paralleled by his real life situation - with [[Bob]] gone, one would assume that he'd be the "man of the house" and assume some responsibility for once. Unfortunately, as evidenced by his [[This is how the Trial went|admission in court,]] Barb is still pulling his ass out of any such concept by paying his court fees. Keep in mind that, by extension, Chris is being minded by an ailing woman's retirement money which was used to bail him out of a mess that ''he'' started, while he wastes his own money on meaningless frivolities.

== Conclusion ==

Given Chris's carefree abandon when it comes to his spending habits, many are actually concerned as to what will happen to Chris when Barb passes on and he has to fend for himself. If past (and present) experiences are any indication, it's that if Chris continues on his path of not saving his money and spending it on frivolous crap that he doesn't need, he'll wind up broke and in severe debt. A [[Mumble_4|past conversation]] with [[Clyde Cash]] revealed that he doesn't even know the basic expenses that go into running a household, and we all know how Chris's plan of [[PlayingHouse|marrying a sweetheart to dump all of the financial responsibilities on her]] will [[Sweetheart#Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?|turn out.]]

Long story short, if Chris doesn't start saving for his future now, then when Barb finally passes on, he won't have one to look forward to. And he'll have nobody to blame but himself. ''(Not that he won't try, of course.)''

==See also==
*[[Monthly tugboat]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]
*[[Lego]]

== References ==
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{{Chris and}}
{{BusinessList}}

Twitch

2019-02-19T05:41:20Z

A Mong Witch: /* CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys */

[[File:CWC Twitch.png|thumb]]

'''Twitch''' is a game streaming platform. Chris joined in [[2018]]. His first stream was on 16 [[March 2018|March]], in which he played ''Burnout Paradise Remastered''.

==Description==
As expected of Chris, he put no effort into setting up his page, as his description is a copy and paste of his [[Tumblr]] description:

{{quotebox| I am Christine W. Chandler, creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, VA, as drawn in my Comic Book Series. And I am a proud Lesbian Transwoman. And this is my Tumblr; an expanion of my social networking; professional; I am still a work in progress, always. :)}}

==Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast (Burnout Paradise Remastered)==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Stream "Highlights"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AXt6H5t1MoY}}
| stardate = 16 [[March 2018]]
| subject = }}

Games list and prices
*Burnout Paradise Remastered
**Released March 16, 2018 for PS4 and Xbox One.
**Cost: $40

==CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Transcript}}
{{quote|NO CALLS!!!|Chris screeches at [[weens]] on Twitch}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fNP_rJp5mxo}}
| stardate = 17 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}} {{Rage|text}} {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}|
| previous = [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
| next = [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]
}}

[52 minutes of Chris playing with various toys, demanding the audience buy said toys on [[Ebay]] ("You're gonna go on Ebay!! You're gonna pay me $100!! And NO HATING!!"). Simultaneously, he's telling the audience he's ignoring all their comments. All the while Chris is screeching and babbling in various shrill, cartoon voices. Barb makes a brief (co-erced) cameo at 32:00, where Chris interrogates her about fruit]



==External links==
*[https://www.twitch.tv/sonichu1982 Chris's Twitch account ]

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Talk:Twitch

2019-02-19T05:24:46Z

A Mong Witch: /* CLog 04172018 Transcription */

==CLog 04172018 Transcription==

Is someone going to transcribe all of CLog 04172018? If so, we might need a separate page for it to prevent clogging the Twitch article. [[User:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|DirtyCrappedMiniskirt]] ([[User talk:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|talk]]) 23:58, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

:I don't think it's necessary to transcribe the whole thing. I know that was standard procedure for classic Chris videos, but we keep seeing videos that are 15 minutes to an hour now. It would be an enormous effort just to transcribe random mumbling plus no one's going to read all that and it would just bury any good content. Instead, I think transcripts for long videos should be limited to selected portions which are particularly funny or informative. And the transcript could be included on the page under a spoiler tag, like the one here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Paid_Video_Requests. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:06, 18 April 2018 (UTC)

::If that's the case, maybe the "this page needs a transcript" header should be removed?[[User:A Mong Witch|A Mong Witch]] ([[User talk:A Mong Witch|talk]]) 05:24, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

::Fair enough. I think there should be a list of highlights (eg; Chris interviewing Barb, his dogs howling, etc.) under the video box. [[User:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|DirtyCrappedMiniskirt]] ([[User talk:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|talk]]) 01:21, 18 April 2018 (UTC)

::: Maybe make a separate page just for the transcripts of videos over 15 minutes? --[[User:Armed man|Armed man]] ([[User talk:Armed man|talk]]) 02:03, 20 April 2018 (UTC)

Twitch

2019-02-19T05:14:24Z

A Mong Witch: /* CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys */

[[File:CWC Twitch.png|thumb]]

'''Twitch''' is a game streaming platform. Chris joined in [[2018]]. His first stream was on 16 [[March 2018|March]], in which he played ''Burnout Paradise Remastered''.

==Description==
As expected of Chris, he put no effort into setting up his page, as his description is a copy and paste of his [[Tumblr]] description:

{{quotebox| I am Christine W. Chandler, creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, VA, as drawn in my Comic Book Series. And I am a proud Lesbian Transwoman. And this is my Tumblr; an expanion of my social networking; professional; I am still a work in progress, always. :)}}

==Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast (Burnout Paradise Remastered)==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Stream "Highlights"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AXt6H5t1MoY}}
| stardate = 16 [[March 2018]]
| subject = }}

Games list and prices
*Burnout Paradise Remastered
**Released March 16, 2018 for PS4 and Xbox One.
**Cost: $40

==CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Transcript}}
{{quote|NO CALLS!!!|Chris screeches at [[weens]] on Twitch}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fNP_rJp5mxo}}
| stardate = 17 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}} {{Rage|text}} {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}|
| previous = [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
| next = [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]
}}



==External links==
*[https://www.twitch.tv/sonichu1982 Chris's Twitch account ]

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Copitz

2019-02-18T20:05:07Z

A Mong Witch: /* (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary */

{{quote|Today [[Homos|two very handsome Young Men]] came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art! I humbly accepted their Gifts, [[Chris and sexuality#Bisexuality|gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)]] and sent them on their way!|Chris<ref name=kiss>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref>}}

[[File:CWC with Copitz 1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris meets Copitz(right) and his friend.]]

'''Copitz''' is a YouTuber and a speedrunner on [[Twitch]] who lives in [[Charlottesville]]. In [[May 2018]], he gifted Chris fanart and later recorded a video of him and his friend chatting with Chris.

==Visit==
On 19 May 2018, Copitz and his friend Eric went to Chris's house to give him fanart he had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them and kissed each of them on the cheek<ref name=kiss></ref>, which he thought they found flattering<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384</ref> and agreed to do a video with them.

==Interview==

This took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later.
A highlight is Chris saying that he regrets being more infamous than famous while hearing about the recent documentary made about him. He also says that he still goes to Anytime Fitness and has a membership, but "had to relocate" to one that wasn't in Ruckersville. He mentions that some unknown friends took him to see the movie "Pokémon: I Choose You".

{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SopgLOXCcoE}}
| stardate = 30 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)#Video|I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
| next = [[Copitz#Deleted Scenes|Deleted Scenes]]
| subject = }}

==Transcript of "A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"==

{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}

[''For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee'']

=== (0:00-0:10) Intro ===

[''Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>A Chat With Christine Chandler

Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018</pre>

<pre>We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.</pre>

<pre>The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.</pre>

<pre>That being said, enjoy the video!</pre>

=== (0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather ===

'''Chris''': Ahh...[[Obesity|I-I tend to perspire easily]].

[''Chris fans her face and takes off her glasses'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah...It is pretty hot today. Maybe eighty degrees?

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's-[''wipes face''] mid-eighties right now.

'''Copitz''': Mid-eighties?

'''Carson''': This is really good.

'''Lee''': It's nice out.

'''Copitz''': It is nice out, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk ===

'''Copitz''': Y- you probably know about the, the [[Kiwi Farms]], right?

'''Chris''': Oh, yes.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': People probably, uh-[''jump cut''] replied to you on [[Twitter]] when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [''jump cut''] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and ['''Chris''': Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.

'''Chris''': Eeh.

'''Copitz''': Um, but, you know-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): I forgive you this time.

'''Copitz''': Haha, thank you. [''jump cut''] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a [[ween]] and I was gonna be like, you remember [[BraveryJerk]]?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ah, not sure.

'''Copitz''': He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah. I did n- I did not know his offline name.

'''Copitz''': Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.

'''Chris''': Online, offline, [''raspberry-like sound''], what did I say. I-[''Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice'']I kept sayin' words!!

'''Copitz''': How did you feel about the videos that he made?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

=== (1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants ===

[''jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea'']

'''Chris''': Which tea is this again?

'''Carson''': It's called Iron [''unintelligible'']. It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup'']

'''Chris''': That's good.

'''Carson''': Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?

'''Chris''': Nah, you're cool. [''jump cut''] Ha, could've been hotter.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, I like spicy things.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I like spicy th-

'''Carson''': Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?

'''Chris''': Mmm. I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near [[Ruckersville]], where do you normally go, do you come down to [[Charlottesville]], or...

'''Chris''': Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [''jump cut''] I just feel like it's cheap to just name [[McDonald's]] all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-['''Copitz''': Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the [''unintelligible''] Buffet.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where [[Toys "R" Us]] is, right?

'''Chris''': Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!

[''Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay'']

'''Copitz''': No! Not the Toys "R" Us!

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You probably get a lot of your, your [[MLP]] stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online ['''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, ['''Chris''': Lost.] would have lost, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric ===

'''Chris'''(''to one of the friends''): It was pretty good, by the way.

'''Carson''': I know, I like it a lot.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.

[''They all laugh'']

'''Chris''': They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.

'''Carson''': Oh, [''unintelligible''], I think it's called.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So you remember Eric [''Shows a picture of Eric on the screen''], my friend that, uh, that came to ['''Chris''': Uh, yes.] your house, right? ['''Chris''': Yes.] He-

[''jump cut'']

[''The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends'']

'''Copitz''': When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the [[Wal-Mart]] [''phone buzzes''] on 29 North. [''Camera tilts around''] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- ['''Chris''': Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.

[''jump cut'']

[''Copitz drinks some tea'']

'''Copitz''': Ooh, that is good. I like that.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Eric was actually the one who showed me the [''unintelligible'']

'''Copitz''': Oh, really. Shoutouts to Eric. [''closeup of Eric's face'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So when he was driving- [''jump cut''] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [''jump cut''] he actually saw you. Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you. So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous. [''Chris and Copitz laugh''] They got to see you.

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to her house ===

'''Copitz''': What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?

'''Chris''': Uhh... [''jump cut''] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Is it normally [[fans]], or normally [[trolls]]?

'''Chris''': Um... I'm not quite certain.

'''Copitz''': Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?

'''Chris''': Yeah, kinda. [''laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary ===

'''Chris''': Hey, try the Hi-C! It's got mint in it, and it's really good.

'''Friend 3''': [''unintelligible'']

'''Friend 4''': There are many, huh?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.

'''Chris''': I like mint.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Um-

'''Chris''': Minty Squirrel from [[Animal Crossing]].

'''Copitz''': Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': You made [[Animal Crossing Documentary|that Animal Crossing video]] for [[Borb|your parents]]? I thought that was really nice.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.

'''Copitz''': Ah, right. Yeah. I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.

'''Chris''': I did?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.

[''Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary'']

<blockquote>'''2003 Chris''': -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.</blockquote>

[''Video clip ends'']

'''Copitz''': So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.

'''Chris''': Huh.

'''Copitz''': That's pretty cool, isn't it?

'''Lee''': That is pretty cool.

'''Chris''': Okay, well that's news to me.

[''Copitz and friends laugh'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh [[Chris_in_the_media#Chris_Chan:_A_Comprehensive_History|GenoSamuel2 documentary]]?

'''Chris''': Mmm.

'''Copitz''': Um, he's making this ''crazy'' long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.

'''Chris''': Mm.

[''jump cut'']

[''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen'']

'''Copitz''': He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [''Picture disappears from the screen''] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.

'''Chris''': Ah, as much as he can, right?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah. H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?

'''Chris''': Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...

'''Copitz''': You wish your past wasn't documented as much?

'''Chris''': Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

'''Chris''': Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah, that's true.] for more of my good qua- [[Kindness|more of my good traits]], [[Ego|but I think they're all well noted]], [[Chris and English|among which]]. I have faith in the goodness of people. And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Y- you've met some good people out there. I mean, we're here, right? You know. ['''Chris''': Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [''camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso''] to be friendly. [''all laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Lee''': [unintelligible] cameraman?

[''He's likely saying something along the lines of "Can I be the cameraman" because of Copitz's response and his later disappearance.]

'''Copitz''': Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.

=== (5:55-6:01) Interlude ===

[''The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.</pre>

<pre>I apologize for this error. That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.</pre>

=== (6:02-6:45) Chris discusses her favorite games ===

[''The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room. Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.'']

'''Copitz''': All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, camera is zoomed in more'']

'''Copitz''': Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, [[Sonic]] game was Sonic CD.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?

'''Chris''': Uh...

'''Copitz''': Or you like Animal Crossing or [[LittleBiGPlanet]] more?

'''Chris''': I like, I like [[List of Chris's games|all the games I've played]]-

[''Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera. As he touches it, there is a jump cut.'']

[''Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera'']

'''Chris''': -[[PlayStation_3#Trophies|definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.]]

[''someone laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': I dunno about favorite game of all time, though. Mmm...[''wipes face'']...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the [[PS3]], 'cause I'm able to make my [[LittleBiGPlanet#On_costumes|Sonichu costumes]] and play the game [''Friend laughs''] as [[Sonichu]] in a way.

'''Copitz''': [''Looks at camera''] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer? You play games a lot?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.

[''jump cut'']
[[File:Copitz's Face Swap Picture.jpg|thumb|400 px|The picture in question.]]

=== (6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture ===

'''Copitz''': I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.

[''The picture shows up on the screen'']

[''Chris and Copitz laugh'']

'''Copitz''': I'll put that up on screen.

'''Lee''': Oh yeah, I saw those, too.

'''Copitz''': You think that's funny?

'''Chris''': Silly, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (6:57-7:16) Chris talks about her typical day ===

'''Copitz''': What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?

'''Chris''': Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to [[Chris_and_health#Anytime_Fitness|Anytime Fitness]], I am a member there.''

'''Copitz''': The one, uh, in Ruckersville?

'''Chris''': Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (7:17-8:09) Chris talks about her jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery ===

'''Copitz''': So you worked at the [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?

'''Chris''':[''nervously''] Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Wh- what was your experience like there?

'''Chris''': Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, ['''Copitz''': Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [''jump cut''] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Did you work anywhere else?

'''Chris''': [[Monthly tugboat|Uh... uh... No, not these days.]] Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... [[Cutco Cutlery]]? But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...

'''Copitz''': Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Are you 36 now?

'''Chris''': Uhf... Yes.

'''Copitz''': 36.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': We can still make the next [''unintelligible''].

'''Carson''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge. Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.

[''Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here. I think he's trying to [[Chris and Spanish|roll her 'R's]], but if she is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.'']

'''Copitz''': Bridge.

[''Chris moves her hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge'']

[''Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.'']

[''Copitz and Chris laugh'']

'''Chris''': There's a good bridge.

[''jump cut'']

=== (8:10-?) Chris talks about her name change and her favorite movies===

'''Copitz''': What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the [''unintelligible''] Mall [[Christopher's name change|that gave you that name]]?

[''Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.'']

<pre>
*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*
</pre>

'''Chris''': Yep. Leonard... Bearstein.

'''Copitz''': Leonard Bearstein.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Do you have a favorite movie?

'''Copitz''': Favorite movie.

'''Chris''': [[Mary Poppins]].

'''Copitz''': Mary Poppins.

'''Chris''':[''odd voice''] Supercalifragilisticexp-

[''Copitz joins in'']

Both '''Chris''' and '''Copitz''': -ialidocious.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You ever go to the theater?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see [[Pokémon]]: I Choose You

[''The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:'']

<pre>
POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT

SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID
</pre>

'''Chris''': Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.

'''Copitz''':[''muffled by the tea he's drinking''] Mmm?

'''Chris''': An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- ['''Copitz''': The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [''Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime''] "Pikachu! [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|Why don't you get in your Pokéball?]]" an' he's like, [''very high-pitched voice'']"It's because..." ['''Copitz''':[''incredulously, looking at the camera''] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."

'''Copitz''': That happened in the movie?

'''Chris''': [''still using the high-pitched voice''] Yeah.

[''Copitz plays the clip from the movie'']

'''Chris''': The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': [''unintelligible mumbling, continuing in high-pitched voice''] left. [''unintelligible''] to refill? Oh, no, we're still good. Ha.

'''Copitz''': We're good, we're good.

'''Chris''':[''normal voice''] It's like, almost half full, and I like being... optimistic.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You're a half-full kinda...

'''Chris''': -person. Yeah. [''strange, deep voice that is probably supposed to be an Optimus Prime impression''] I'm an optimist. [[Transformers|My name is Optimus.]]

'''Copitz''': Optimus Prime

'''Chris''': Opti''mist'' Prime.

'''Copitz''': Optimist Prime.

[''both laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (9:36-10:35) Chris rambles about bells and bananas===

'''Copitz''': I wanted to ask you how you feel about- [''jump cut''] - Richard Simmons.

[''Copitz most likely meant [[Robert Simmons]].'']

'''Chris''': Oh... yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Hearing his name definitely rings the bell.

'''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.

'''Chris''': Rings the bell.

[''Chris suddenly moves her head to her left shoulder, imitating a bell.'']

'''Chris''':[''deep voice''] Glung.

'''Copitz''': Is that the [[Trolls|troll]] bell?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What's that called, a gong, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, no, I was actually thinking if a really big bell-

[''They all start talking at the same time'']

'''Carson''': Oh, I got it.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, like a really big, like a really big, yep, like...

'''Chris''': -like in a high tower.

'''Chris''': Yeah, although, I think this one would probably have a crack in it . Not like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Bell the Liberty Bell,] exactly, just like, you know, just a f- kind of a crack, because, I dunno, we're not perfect, we're all a little cracked somewhere.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. [''jump cut''] Carson on his face.

[''The camera zooms in on Carson, showing in more detail the bandages on his face.'']

'''Carson''': Yeah, ha ha, [''jump cut''] my face is destroyed.

[''The camera zooms in on Chris's hands as she pours herself tea.'']

'''Chris''': W- we're all- [''drops spoon''] Whoops!

[''The camera zooms back out'']

'''Chris''': Ha, there's a little fumble, but it wasn't an epic fail.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. No, not an epic fail. Could've been an epic fail.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What's your opinion on Minions? How do you like Lee's Minion shirt he's wearing?

[''A picture of Lee with a Minion shirt is shown on the screen.'']

'''Lee''': Probably, uh-

[''Chris suddenly starts talking an an obnoxiously loud, nasal, and high-pitched voice. The camera starts zooming in on her face, and the audio is edited to be echoey, making Chris's outburst even more terrifying than it already was. It's hard to tell what's Copitz's editing, and what's just Chris.'']

'''Chris''': [[Random-access humor|{{RageQuote|AH, MINION, DEY SO FUNNY, GNA GNA GNA, BANANA. BANANA BANANA BANANA. BANANA! MINANABANANA! THBBPTHBPT!}}]]

[''The camera mercifully zooms back out, the audio returning to normal.'']

'''Chris''': Uh, I not- I've seen the first Despicable Me movie.

'''Copitz''': Yup.

[''jump cut'']

=== (10:36-12:11) Chris talks politics and Danger Dolan ===

'''Copitz''': Th- this is kinda personal, you don't have to answer this, but, wh- what are maybe your political opinions? How do you feel about the President?

'''Chris''': [''stress sigh''] I'm not, [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|I'm not totally into politics, I'm kind of a neut- I'm kind of neutral]], but I definitely wish that, uh, Obama could stay in office, ['''Copitz''': Yeah.] but if it had to be what it had to be(?) then you know I voted for Hillary.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': -yeah, but instead we got [[Pmurt|Dona-[''long gargling noise'']-rump.]]

[''Copitz laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': An' I learned recently to roll my 'R's, an' it was by accident.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': My tongue was in the right place, and I went with it.

[''The gargling noise is apparently supposed to be rolling her 'r's, but it's not remotely like what it should be. It sounds more like an 'L' sound than an 'R' sound, and her tongue is definitely not "in the right place".'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': And, you know, Danger [[Planet Dolan|Dolan]] does it, ud, [''odd voice''] I am Danger Dolan, und today I'll be a [''gargling noise''] rater(?), and I will tell you the ['''rolled 'r's"''] treek(?). And why does he say it like 'trees', by the way, it's truth, not trees.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I was wondering, 'cause I saw- you know how, like, when somebody likes a Tweet, it shows up on your timeline sometimes, on [[Twitter]]?

'''Chris''': Oh, yes.

'''Copitz''': And I saw you- you liked one of Donald Trump's tweets.

'''Chris''': [''mumbling''] Wait, you talkin' about, uh, earlier today, oh, yeah, it was like one having to do with the, er, the American people bein' held... over dere... in wherever it was.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': They're being released, they're coming back to America, they reunite with their... family. Of the White House.

'''Copitz''': So you're just happy to hear it.

'''Chris''': Yeah. I like good news. And [[My_Little_Pony#Chris_and_ponies|Tara Strong]] shared dat link, by the way.

'''Copitz''': Okay.

'''Chris''': Tara an' I, we hate Trump, but we do like the good news, and good things in life.

'''Copitz''': The good news. Well, you know, you gotta see the good in people sometimes, even if they're not so good.

'''Chris''': [''earsplittingly loud and high pitched voice''] YEAH, EVEN TIMMY TURNER IS SO POSITIVE ALL THE TIME!

'''Copitz''': That's, that's-

'''Chris''': [''continuing the voice''] YEEEEAH, LOOK AT MY FAIRY GODPARENTS!

'''Copitz''': That's Tara Strong.

'''Chris''': [''odd laugh''] [''normal voice''] She's really awesome.

[''jump cut'']

=== (12:12-?) Chris talks about her Cutie Mark ===

'''Copitz''': Lee, can you get in front of this right here? What is this, uh, [''unintelligible''] character?

[''camera zooms up to something Chris is holding'']

'''Chris''': That's my cu- That's my Cutie Mark.

'''Copitz''': Oh, okay, from, uh, My Little Pony.

'''Chris''': Yeah, but it's my- it's my special Cutie Mark, I took multiple quizzes to find out what I be. I ended up being, you know, to make my OC pony [[Night Star]. That's her Cutie Mark, an' she and I share da Cutie Mark.

'''Copitz''': Oh, cool, okay.

==Deleted Scenes==

Deleted scenes of Copitz's interview with Chris.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QgRZgLGRb5g}}
| stardate = 31 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[Copitz#Interview|A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]
| next = [[Count Dankula#Interview|A Chat With Chris-Chan]]
| subject = }}

==Transcript of "Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"==
{{Transcription}}

==External links==
*[https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/998016112745943041 The fanart Copitz gave Chris].

==See also==
*[[Chris and journalism]]

==References==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}

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Talk:TooManyGames

2019-02-18T18:46:13Z

A Mong Witch: /* Chris Chan vs Mike Pollock vid */

==Chris Chan vs Mike Pollock vid==
*<s>Author of video has added their own transcript</s>
*<s>Probably worth including the recent Eggman drawing and how it has affected his ego</s>
New better quality video has been uploaded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dHVXOPZ-JY
Maybe needs a new extended transcript?

<s>Transcript definitely needs lengthening. A few words of Chris' speech need changing after hearing the new video. Would be best to keep the original video as a secondary as you don't see Chris' ego stroked on the better quality vid --[[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 15:13, 26 June 2018 (UTC)</s>

Updated the script as best as possible. I suggest an analysis at the bottom of the section considering how only a naive mindset/autism could produce such a statement, and despite his sexual identity, Chris' statement might be downright inappropriate to the LGBT community. --[[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 19:49, 26 June 2018 (UTC)

The link was dead because the existing "Chris making an ass of himself..." clip had been taken down (again?), but there was another upload on YT so I linked that instead[[User:A Mong Witch|A Mong Witch]] ([[User talk:A Mong Witch|talk]]) 18:43, 18 February 2019 (UTC)

==Naming==
*Technically the name of the convention has no spaces. Is it worth moving this to [[TooManyGames]] and adding a re-direct?

*Good idea, done. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:01, 26 June 2018 (UTC)

Talk:TooManyGames

2019-02-18T18:43:27Z

A Mong Witch: /* Chris Chan vs Mike Pollock vid */

==Chris Chan vs Mike Pollock vid==
*<s>Author of video has added their own transcript</s>
*<s>Probably worth including the recent Eggman drawing and how it has affected his ego</s>
New better quality video has been uploaded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dHVXOPZ-JY
Maybe needs a new extended transcript?

<s>Transcript definitely needs lengthening. A few words of Chris' speech need changing after hearing the new video. Would be best to keep the original video as a secondary as you don't see Chris' ego stroked on the better quality vid --[[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 15:13, 26 June 2018 (UTC)</s>

Updated the script as best as possible. I suggest an analysis at the bottom of the section considering how only a naive mindset/autism could produce such a statement, and despite his sexual identity, Chris' statement might be downright inappropriate to the LGBT community. --[[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 19:49, 26 June 2018 (UTC)

The link was dead because the existing clip had been taken down (again), but there was another upload on YT so I linked that instead[[User:A Mong Witch|A Mong Witch]] ([[User talk:A Mong Witch|talk]]) 18:43, 18 February 2019 (UTC)

==Naming==
*Technically the name of the convention has no spaces. Is it worth moving this to [[TooManyGames]] and adding a re-direct?

*Good idea, done. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:01, 26 June 2018 (UTC)

TooManyGames

2019-02-18T18:39:36Z

A Mong Witch: /* Bowser vs Robotnik panel */

{{quote|WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? A peck on the cheek from a Celebrity that One Likes, Positively Mind You, Is NOT OFFENSIVE To Me.|Chris, trying to rationalize the behavior that got him kicked out.}}

[[File:CWC kicked out of Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris, after being told he was being removed from the con.]]

'''TooManyGames''' is an annual three-day gaming convention currently held at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center in Oaks, PA. Chris attended the convention in [[June 2018]]. He wore [[The Classic]] for Day 2. He had also brought along his [[baseball bat]].

He had started a GoFundMe page to help cover costs, as he had narrowly avoided foreclosure on his home one month before. Three people donated $120.<ref>https://www.gofundme.com/5oc2gtc</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-92#post-3487182</ref>

Chris acted very inappropriate towards many of the guests there by kissing and/or touching them, especially those who took pictures with him. This eventually culminated in him being thrown out.

==At the con==
{{quote|I am here! Find me; selfies, hugs and smiles with and from me are free! Autographed card, on the spot, this weekend only: only $5.00. Cash or card.|Chris<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010235699507888128</ref>}}
[[File:Chrisattoomanygames.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris with a Sonichu standee.]]
An event coordinator for the con, Justin Silverman (of Silvermania), arranged for Chris to have a guest badge to the con. According to Silverman himself, he knew Chris would [[Financhu Crisis|accept his free offer, regardless of the GoFundMe outcome]].<ref name="silver">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/justin-silvermans-account-of-chris-at-toomanygames.44842</ref> Silverman's invitation is as follows:

<center><gallery>
File:Silverman offers guest badge to CWC 1.png
File:Silverman offers guest badge to CWC 2.png
</gallery></center>

Despite proposing otherwise in his email, Justin did not authorize Chris to host a booth or a panel slot.<ref name="silver"/> The 12:30 PM Sunday panel mentioned was likely the ''Exploring Cringe Culture'' panel, hosted by jab50yen, whom Chris would [[MAGfest#The_Aftermath|reunite]] with at the con nonetheless.<ref>[https://toomanygames.com/schedule TooManyGames 2018 schedule (as of July 2018)]/</ref>

While at the con, Chris met many of his fans and posed for photo ops. He offered autographs for sale, against con rules as he had no credentials to sell there. He also watched panels and played games, including [[HEXBox|Halo]].

===Bowser vs Robotnik panel===
On Day 2, Chris attended ''Bowser vs Robotnik'' — a panel hosted by [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock (voice actor)|Mike Pollock]] and Kenny James (the voice actors of [[Doctor Robotnik]] and Bowser, respectively). Based on the video's introduction, it suggests that the hosts allowed members of the audience to roast them. Given [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Chris' history]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|with the]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic franchise]], Chris took the opportunity to interact with Pollock, as well as to plug his [[Sonichu (comic)|own franchise]]. Chris [[Chris and oration|stated]] that Eggman should return to using his original Robotnik name, as the reverse of his current name sounds like "''Nah I'm [[Homos|gay]]''".

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| name = Chris Chan making an ass of himself at Too Many Games VA Panel -- 6-23-18
| video = {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlHd8lRphKk}}
| stardate = 23 [[June 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[I_need_some_local_C64_Tech_Help,_Please#Video_2|Still need Local help with my C64, Please]]
| next = [[TooManyGames#Chris's reaction to Pollock's response|Chris's reaction to Pollock's response]]
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[[File:Sonichunamgge.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Chris' question warranted an in-universe drawing.]]

'''Chris''': Aha! Oh… Mike, you’re gonna make a dream of mine come true ‘cause I’ve enjoyed every scene where Sonic got to insult Eggman, and I’ve got one that I came up with recently. And I just want Eggman’s reaction by the way.

[''Chris holds up a copy of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] to Pollock'']

Ah, [[Chris Chan Sonichu|my Sonichu]]. In case you don’t know. I’m creator of the [[Sonichu (character)|original yellow]] but I transform to this one. And I’m encountering Eggman, and Bowser [''Chris gestures to Kenny James on stage''] can laugh if he wants to, if he likes it!

So… Eggman. Let’s talk for a moment. You like wordplay? All right!

[''Chris laughs'']

So, I’ve got a good reason for you to go back... to-uh calling yourself Robotnik. ‘Cause spelled word backwards? You say Eggman? That's saying... "''Nah-I'm gay''". You split it up a little bit further, it sounds like "''NAH''! ''GAY''!" And at least ''Kintobor'' sounds more sophisticated than that! So what do you have to say for you now-say for yourself now, ''Namgge''?

'''Mike Pollock''': [[BILLY MAYS|WELL, I BELIEVE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SAID IT BEST WHEN HE SAID]]... “WHAT'S IN A NAME? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

'''Chris''': [''creepy laugh'']

[''The audience laughs and applauds as [[Chris and his Ego|Chris takes a bow]]'']

===Chris's reaction to Pollock's response===

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Previously [[Homos#Chris_the_lesbian|identifying as a lesbian]] just [[2017|the year before]], Chris' ''Namgge'' roast—using homosexuality as an insult—harks back to the early years of the internet's discovery of him, when weens accused him of being gay to get a [[I am STRAIGHT|rise out of him]]. Seemingly, Chris never gave a second thought that his [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|middle school tier]] roast could be labelled inappropriate by the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] he belongs to.

Satisfied of his witty statement, Chris took to the paper and drew an in-universe representation, featuring Chris Chan Sonichu, Robotnik and Bowser.

===Kissing fans===
Chris posed with many fans for photos, as he had done at [[BronyCon]] and [[MAGfest]]. However, this time, after [[Idea Guy]] had manipulated Chris into thinking of himself as bisexual and Chris began a habit of kissing men on the cheek (as he did to [[Copitz]] and his friend), Chris thought it would be fine to kiss attendees on the cheek after posing with them.

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| name = Chris Chan Kisses A Fan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMbmlFqLG98}}
| stardate = 22 [[June 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
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| previous = [[TooManyGames#Chris's reaction to Pollock's response|Chris's reaction to Pollock's response]]
| next = [[TooManyGames#Video 1|Chris chan melt down]]
}}

He thought wrong.

==Kicked out==
{{quote|Ok so long story short, Chris Chan was kissing and getting too intimate with con attendees without their consent. Staff gave her multiple warnings to stop and she didn't listen. She was 100% in the wrong and she deserves to be removed from the convention as she broke the rules.|jab50yen explains the situation<ref name=jab>https://twitter.com/jab50yen/status/1010620667337768966</ref>}}

On Day 2, as a result of being handsy with and kissing attendees,<ref>https://tweetsave.com/carbonroller813/status/1010568665736114176</ref> Chris was kicked out of the convention.<ref>https://twitter.com/jab50yen/status/1010620667337768966</ref><ref name=jab></ref><ref>https://twitter.com/KhanyeyTheGamer/status/1010596722370805760</ref> He reacted by having a meltdown in the venue, curling up on the floor in the fetal position.<ref>https://twitter.com/sungay_best/status/1010588470899892226?s=21</ref> Security was brought in to escort Chris out.

===Video 1===

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| name = Chris chan melt down at #TooManyGames lmao
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| next = [[TooManyGames#Video 2|Chris chan melt down]]
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===Video 2===

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| name = Chris chan melt down at #TooManyGames lmao
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ELKlzK127vs}}
| stardate = 23 [[June 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[TooManyGames#Video 1|Chris chan melt down]]
| next = [[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW.#Video|My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW]]
}}

===Chris's thoughts===

{{quote|I just made Collegeville Bakery 20% Cooler with my presence. TMG’s LOSS; Their Gain! I also suggested a new pizza, The Sonichu Zap!|Chris's tweet after being thrown out<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010629975366668288</ref>}}

Several hours later, Chris tweeted, claiming that con staff had not given him a verbal warning before kicking him out.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010696757053935616</ref>

{{quotebox|Apologies to the #TooManyGames convention goers and especially @jab50yen.

I didn't notice I had received a warning to stop making physical contact with people taking pictures with me until after I had been asked to leave. They only sent the warning to me over Facebook Messenger.}}

The Facebook warning was:

{{quoteboxwhite|Don't kiss anyone. Someone complained. Anymore problems and we'll have to pull your badge. Cool?<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3494484/</ref>}}

On the other hand, according to jab50yen, who is close friends with staff, they said [[Chris and reality|they had given Chris face-to-face warnings]].<ref>https://tweetsave.com/jab50yen/status/1010700307406491648</ref>

The next day, Chris backtracked, trying to justify his actions and showing he learned nothing:

{{quotebox|One Question: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? A peck on the cheek from a Celebrity that One Likes, Positively Mind You, Is NOT OFFENSIVE To Me. What Really Ticks Me Off is that ANY Displays of Likes and Affection is VIEWED AS TABOO AND MORE OFFENSIVE Than BLOODY, GOREY VIOLENCE.

And HOW do I Feel after all of the LOVE and POSITIVITY I had been finding and giving back and sharing around, it all turned around against me in One Felt Swoop? I Feel Emotionally Hungover and like a load of crap. 😔😣😭😭😭<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010853615639171073</ref>

I am going to Tell ALL OF YOU Hater Trolls Something, RIGHT NOW! I WILL Remain Optimistic and Open-Hearted, and I am NOT Going to FAIL! I have the LOVE of my REAL Positive and Kind People and Fans, and I have the LOVE of my Partners: Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo, Here!

They are Right Here with me, and they Directly, Offline, Communicate With Me Always. And More Importantly, I Love Them All, and They Love Me Truly. This Is Real. ⚡️❤️💜💙❤️💜⚡️<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010855572529467392</ref>}}

===Personal space talk===
{{quote|I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my hedgehog-defensive state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.}}

[[Kiwi Farms#Null|Joshua Moon]] posted a conversation he had with Chris about the incident,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-talk.44787/</ref> in which he warned Chris about the possible ramifications of his behavior. Notably, the moment he exceeded the [[CWC-isms#H|hurtful truth level]], Chris reacted by drifting off into his [[CWCville|imaginary land]], posting a lengthy diatribe about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]] (which is translated [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-talk.44787/page-2#post-3500758 here]).

Josh:
{{quoteboxgreen|Did you remember to ship those items from Mercari people bought}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Good Afternoon, Josh. I will be shipping out the three photographs today. I need to get three bubble envelopes.

Have you heard back from the people at BronyCon about upgrading my weekend pass on the complimentary?

I feel better, but getting up was rough.}}

Josh:
{{quoteboxgreen|I've not heard back from BronyCon.

Though you need to be aware that what happened at TooManyGames might get you banned from BronyCon preemptively. If it happens again you might end up on a global con blacklist, stopping you from going to any con ever again.

The touchy feely stuff is very serious and if it happens to the wrong person getting banned from a con is the least of your concern. They might press sexual assault charges which is sometimes years in prison.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|I am more aware of that now. My lips are kept to myself.

Hey. I am feeling better, yet still recovering. I want to let you know about something, I was sent to TMG to learn more about the possible return of Tari and Rei Ryghts being up to something with the Atari VCU. The CPUs' suspicions were correct from what we were able to get from what I learned during my time there. Amy Rose stayed the remainder of the convention to attend the remaining events and listen on the talk and gossip. We need to make the presence of the Nation of Comma, and the CPU of the Commodore Consoles, Scarlet, spread far and wide everywhere. Her Memories HAVE been bestowed to someone in this world of ours;

Scarlet is Kind and Compassionate; she is the counter to Rei Ryghts, should and when Rei attempt something to resurrect her lost Nation.

Scarlet Will help us against Rei Ryghts. Remember to share some prayers with the CPUs. Also, tell everyone to give their Full Support to Commodore on their Next Console, which will be named the Commodore CW. Let Commodore know that the console SHOULD have a Serial Port for the Floppy Driveand Printer, a port for the Cassette Drive, a Cartridge Port for their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their controller should be reminiscent of the Commodore Logo in shape, with pattern of the typical controller, I like the Xbox controller scheme the “C” half facing outward from the player, following the controller for it, and it should be wireless with the USB cable port. And a USB input and output ports for media input and backup, and even hooking up to a PC or Laptop for using either as a monitor. The console should take the shape and form of the Classic Keyboard Console, Complete with the Keyboard. Online functions, downloadable games, and plenty Independent game Titles for the CCW. And the media of their new games should be Physical And Downloadable; I really like using the Cartridges for their games. And the price should be less than $400 on the finished console product. And they should take their time in fully developing, designing, assembling, testing and getting all the bugs out before making it available for sale.

Versus the Atari VCU, the Commodore CW Should be a Greater Success! Please, help me spread the word to the current people of Commodore in this world.

We need LOTS of this world's people to voice all of this to Commodore.}}

Josh:
{{quoteboxgreen|It's not just kissing. Someone claims, I don't know if it's true, but someone claims you squeezed their butt as well. That kind of thing, even the rumor, puts you at risk of being banned from BronyCon and all other cons in advance. I can't help you if that happens. It also scares away people who buy stuff from you. No one will buy medallions or drawings if they think you don't respect personal space.

Just keep it in mind. This is something I can't magic away and is way, way more serious than trespassing or bumping Snyder.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Good Morning, Josh. I assure you that I never squeezed or even touched anyone's butt at all.

And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my hedgehog-defensive state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.}}

Josh:
{{quoteboxgreen|Alright. Just be careful in the future and if it's anything other than putting a hand on the waist ask first. People will forgive and forget if the next con goes well.
Hopefully BronyCon still lets you go.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|No problem.
I am positive it will still be good.}}

===Justin Silverman's account===
On 27 June, event coordinator Justin Silverman consulted with a [[User:Rossticus|CWCki editor]] to clarify his role in bringing Chris to TooManyGames, and give his side of the story regarding whether staff had warned Chris before kicking him out. To authenticate his claims, he attached unseen photographs of Chris' meltdown:<ref name="silver"/>

{{quoteboxred|Wanted to change something and didn't want to register or whatever.

On the TooManyGames page, I'm brought up. But, it's referenced by a Kiwi Farms thread. Figured I'd give you first hand info.

...and so you know I'm real...

[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto.jpg|150px]]

It says... "A supervisor for TooManyGames, likely Justin Silverman of Silvermania, arranged for Chris to have a booth at the con for selling his autographs[4]."

But, in fact, there was no booth promised or given... no panel, timed meet up, or sanctioned anything. Just a badge.

I gave her a badge because she was coming anyways, I knew the GoFundMe would go through... figured if I messaged her about a free anything, she would respond. That way, I'd be in close contact. I could meet and talk to her directly, warn her face to face. I did.

She then screwed up, many times, and my security team had to step in. We tried doing this in private, but she froze up then hit the floor. EMTs tried to help with no luck. Thankfully Jab and a sympathetic mother of an autistic child were there, they defused the situation. Mind you, hundreds of people were stuck in the traffic. Police en route. Almost got ugly... only telling you this because I don't want anyone to think we condoned this or whatever. I figured she be a problem, but wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt... since Magfest was fine 6 months ago. Live and learn. Post whatever you want, or nothing. It's blown over now anyway. Thanks for what you do.

[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto2.jpg|150px]]

It was actually really sad in real life... like, I get it's a big joke online, and people hate her guts and like to troll... but, this person, in their autistic shell, on our carpet... was truly upsetting. I wish she got the help she needs. But, we've cut ties completely. Anyway, thanks.}}

Two days later, having discovered the [[Kiwi Farms]] post of Justin's admission, Chris completely severed their social media ties and responded:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1012799560433983488</ref>

{{quotebox|Hey, Cowardly Jerk, @JustySilverman

"I warned her face to face"; NO, You Did Not! You cowered behind Facebook during a time I was VERY UNLIKELY to even look at my phone, AND I did have it on silent. You’re lucky I have such a big heart and kindness, otherwise I’d do worse now.}}

Silverman replied:<ref>https://twitter.com/JustySilverman/status/1012803789018009604</ref>

{{quoteboxred|"Cowardly Jerk" Justin Silverman here. I warned you when you FIRST came in. You agreed to what I said, staff said you were warned as well. Sorry I had to FB message you, couldn't find you among the 15k attendees. Also, you tweet this seconds after liking half my posts on FB????}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|My liking your recent posts are separate from what happened last Saturday. And you warned me Not to use my bat against anyone; you did not say “Don’t Kiss Anyone” to me right there. You should have found me around that 11:00 am time, borrowed me for a moment, and told me then.

Instead, your warning was through Facebook Messenger during the time I was Very Unable to look at my phone. You should have done your job and better. [[Scale of Respect|The grade I give you for how you did, I would have to give you Two out of Five; Under Mediocre.]]

You think about that, dude. YOU HAD your chance to to your job right, and you Epic Failed. Peace.}}

Twenty minutes later, Chris had an abrupt shift in his tone:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1012810224690921472</ref>

{{quotebox|By the way, everyone, I Do accept that I, in fact, kissed a lot fans who hugged me, on their face cheeks. I was opening myself more to everyone; I really had no idea that was a bad thing to a lot of individuals. And for offending those with my kisses, I am really sorry, and from now on, I promise to keep my lips to myself from now on, unless the other person requests a kiss on the face cheek from me, period. Please, forgive and forget that, and let us all move forward in our lives. I Have Learned the Lesson all too well. And thanks to @JustySilverman , that lesson will Not be forgotten anytime soon or later. Thank You All.}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC and Justin Silverman Too Many Games.jpg|Chris with event coordinator Justin Silverman of Silvermania. Captioned "This guy hooked me up! 😃❤"
File:CWC and jab50yen Too Many Games.jpg|Chris and jab50yen
File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|Chris with FourScore64, who tweeted that Chris kissed him on the cheek.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/fourscore64/status/1010316775504965632</ref>
File:SonChu at Too Many Games.jpg|A fan poses next to [[Son-Chu]], which Chris poorly parked in a handicapped zone.
File:CWC and cryptidkitten Too Many Games.jpg
File:CWC playing Halo at Too Many Games.JPG|Playing Halo‎ 2
File:CWC watching panel TooManyGames.jpg|Watching a panel.
File:CWC and Blario17 Too Many Games.jpg ‎
File:CWC and pelikuni Too Many Games 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC and pelikuni Too Many Games 2.jpg ‎
File:Terenceandchris.jpg
File:CWC Day 2 Too Many Games.jpg|On Day 2, apparently before being kicked out.
File:TMGMeltdown.jpg|Photos of the meltdown
File:TMGMeltdown2.jpg
File:TMG_COPS.jpeg|The cops outside the convention.
</gallery></center>

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==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan's Duck Licker; that is I Reversed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VJHMjvv8ntc}}
| stardate = 5 [[July 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject =
| type =
| info = Happy 4th of YAALUJ (kind of)! And what better way to celebrate it after coming back from a convention...
}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Places}}

Chris Chan Boasting About Celebrity Status

2019-02-18T18:32:24Z

A Mong Witch: /* Video */

'''Chris Chan Boasting About Celebrity Status''' is a video uploaded by a user on 14 [[August 2018]]. Recorded during [[BronyCon]], Chris boasts about his "celebrity status" while sending two fans back to their hotel and giving them pocket money.
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Boasting About Celebrity Status
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SN6YQKNk5rM}}
| stardate = 14 [[August 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5]]
| next = [[Feeling overworked *sigh*]]
}}
===Transcripts===
'''Chris''': Ha ha ha! Okay... 
'''Fan''': S'alright. 
'''Fan 2''': This is a common problem in Maryland. 
'''Chris''': ...give you a couple of bucks... [''indistinct chattering''] 
'''Fan''': Baltimore's a huge deal, um... 
'''Chris''': ...a certain celebrity by the way, thank you. 
'''Fan''': A certain celebrity. 
'''Chris''': Yo. Ha ha. 
'''Fan 2''': Who--? 
'''Chris''': Me! I'm the celeb. [''Twitter/iPhone notification noise''] Ha ha ha ha, oh, look me up on the internet when you get a chance. Have a good day, thank you! 
'''Fan''': You said--what's your name again? 
'''Chris''': Christine Chandler. 
'''Fan'''; Christine Chandler? That YouTube dude? 
'''Chris''': Ah, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], I've been [[Chris and English|drewin']] [[Sonichu (comic)|the books]] for more than, for more than...almost two decades! 
'''Fan''': Oh, wow. So you will-you said you'd be at...[''indistinct''] 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I'm gonna be going to BronyCon. 
'''Fan''': You going to the convention center? 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I'll be there. See ya later. Ahh.

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Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!

2019-02-18T18:30:56Z

A Mong Witch: /* Video */

'''Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!''' is a [[YouTube]] [[video]] uploaded by [[Chris]] on 28 [[January 2019]]. In it, Chris pretty much throws a huge temper tantrum over [[Twitter block|being blocked]] on [[Twitter]], and at the same time incoherently ranting about the [[Idea Guys]], the [[trolls]] and stuff related to the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also insists that he has yet another avatar in addition to his CPU form, being the RED Spy from ''[[TF2 Analysis|Team Fortress 2]]''. The video was eventually deleted by Chris on 8 February, along with the succeeding video.

==Video==
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| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
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===Description===
@CWCSonichu 
This is my Main Twitter Handle that I use and communicate from; I am Not One to be Hated; I am Not Harassing Anyone. Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real Bugbears, they are!

===Transcript===

(0:00)

Hello everybody is this Christine Chandler coming to your live from home, and, just addressing, you know who you are, the, my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters who blocked me on Twitter. Uh, just so many details I mean, the obvious big thing, among which is the bad outdated reputation I had that's, like, 12 years old nearly, seriously, 2007 and those trolls hate on me since then. And they, they're the ones that put mine- they made me do all that, they deceived me, blackmailing all that, I would never have done any of those things, I am very shameful of, today if they had not gotten involved. I, I'm just as trolled and bullied as some t- most of y'all, I'm serious about that. I mean, I know uh, and I don't want to doxx anybody accidentally, uh, I know one gets hate so- hate so much, just totally, out, and that's how I'm feeling. Do not do it. She's been on the Youtube since 2012, I've been online since 2007 I can teach her how to, be like Stonewall Jackson to every single troll and bully except for more recently when everybody started blocking me and it became more more more more and the rejection just killed this mind in my body, so much of my soul does not want to return home from C-197 where all of our OCs actually do exist, coexist, and everything. Hnghhhhhhhh, harassment, I do not harass anyone! The only things I do on Twitter are kindness and supportive type commentary you look at my history on my one, main, Twitter account, you would have seen, you know, before all this chaos you would have seen nothing but positives and look at the last few comments left y'all before you started blocking me; positives!

(2:43)

And, among which those haters and harasses they just, uh, they used, outdated and I'm not- partially counting the stuff that was deceived out of me last year during those six months by freaking Idea Guy, and Stephen Boyd. They conned $6,000 out of me! You think I'm not upset about that either? I'm upset about that, I'm upset about all the rejection I'm getting from the people I like, I'm a fan of each and every one of you, I'm serious. I like your art style, I like the way you do in your shows and everything. Uh. I'm very serious about that I'm sorry for offending each and every one of you but I ask this is, I gotta get my mental sanity back so please unblock me, please unblock me! I'm very very sorry for everything, for offending each and every one of you, super, serious! Hgnhhh! All those damn trolls and damn haters and harassers, I just- They've been ruining my life since 2007! 2007! Hgnh...

(4:04)

And I seriously have met each and every one of your OCs by the way, in Equestria, in this secret rift, and there is a Coal Town in Equestria, that same Coal Town, and my Magi-Chan did set it up, my husband Magi-Chan Sonichu, talk to the actual Doctor Wolf and Firebrand and, I'm the Red Spy, I have been the Red Spy since at least last November at the earliest, or earlier than that, I forget exactly when. And I'm sure when y'all were coming up with your scripts for, this new, this new part of TF2, you must have seen the writers and Imagineers, creators, possibly Doctor Wolf, and, Firebrands, human counterparts here, saw a very bluuuuue character, in the red outfit, two legs- standing on two legs not four, going very fast, I mean, look at me in my Sonichu form., very blue. So, and that's another thing, that makes, that's making the merge between our dimensions C-197 there and here, dimension 1218, because everybody- because so many people in this world are distancing themselves too much from their own OCs and I know that I'm also- I'm also addressing a bunch of you who are still very well connected to your own OCs and that's very good, but still. We're being misrepresented in the media as well, so, we're very upset about that, reboots do not help and just...

(6:05)

Everyone messes this up in our dimension! And even some of you find that very hard to swallow and yet, the one who really found it hardest to swallow, he's been breaking the fourth wall a whole lot. Sufferin' succotash. Uh, anyway, main point check whoever's been, harassing you pretending it, because they're actually pretending, it's me or being themselves just, bring out outdated crap about me. Pretty misguided fear and hate, and I'm actually him, and I've proven myself to be, and I'm still working myself to be a very good, honest, decent, person. Alright? I mean you don't misjudge a woman who got seriously drunk at 21, accidentally did porn the field but then 10 years later you judge her based on what she did 10 years ago, this shit's been over a decade old 2007! I've been trolled since then! I'm still getting freaking bullying and everything. Uhhhh. Anyway straight from the heart and soul, unscripted, this video is, so please, for everything, for stopping to hate, for stopping the harassment, for bringing my mental sanity back, please don't block me on Twitter. Unblock me, that's all I'm asking. We don't have to be friends but, I don't I d- just- I do not like to be hated and I am NOT one that's worthy of hatred. Oh yeah I'm followed by all these freaking people who it's a freaking fetish to them, to harass and hate everybody. Hrngg. I know y'all agree with me too on that. Anyway, I feel like I'm gonna- I feel like I could faint at the moment, so again I'm sorry for offending y'all in any way, and the reputation's outdated and, they follow me and I seriously, have no intentions of harming them, but I never did I mean to be supportive and positive. Those damn trolls just trying to mislabel me has so much negative it's just, ugh... very serious, look at me, look at me, look how serious I am, with all this chaos that's been going on the past week plus everybody's been blocking me.

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]]

Polyamorous marriage

2019-02-18T17:58:02Z

A Mong Witch: /* Cryzel Rosechu */

{{ongoing}}
{{quote|We are Polyamorous.|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/992919864347168773</ref>}}

{{quote|Awesome Romps in the hay with [Magi-Chan], as well as Cryzel|Chris<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref>}}

[[File:I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please00001.png|thumb|Chris has a drawing of his wife and husband taped to the ceiling so he can [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|look at them while he's in bed]].]]

Since [[March 2018]], Chris has been in a self-proclaimed '''polyamorous marriage''' with fictional characters. Cryzel Rosechu and [[Magi-Chan]] tied the knot with Chris in March, with [[Sylvana]] and [[Mewtwo]] joining in later. Arguably, this is one of Chris' [[Chris and reality|most bizarre (collection of)]] [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|sweethearts to date]].

==Participating individuals==
<center><gallery>

File:CWC 4th of July 2018.jpg|[[Chris]]
File:SchuMagichan1.jpg|[[Magi-Chan]]
File:CryzelRosechu2.jpg|[[Cryzel Rosechu]]
File:Mewtwo.PNG|[[Mewtwo]]
File:Silvana.jpg|[[Silvana|Sylvana Rosechu]]

</gallery></center>

==Biography==
===Early days===
{{quote|I go [sic] married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a polyamorous relationship.|Chris explains his current relationships<ref name=marry>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>}}

[[File:Newlyweds.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris Chan Sonichu|Chris]] and his initial romantic partners.]]

From at least [[November 2017]], the Idea Guys have had a significant influence on both Chris' real life and his Sonichu canon. By far, one the greatest influences they had on Chris' real life was the relationships with his characters. Most of what we understand about these relationships stems from Chris' various texts and drawings.

The seeds of Chris' marriage were originally sown when Chris announced in [[January 2018]] that Magi-Chan—previously known to be in a relationship with Silvana—was now married to his mentor Mewtwo.<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref>

The Chris-Magi-Chan-Cryzel polyamorous relationship/marriage began on 26 March 2018 when Chris announced that his sweetheart search was over... yet again. He did not disclose that he was now married. He later mentioned that the supposed relationship involves three people (from the wording it is himself and two others), implying that he was in a polyamorous relationship at the time. Their identities were not known at the time, and because he claimed that they all knew each other in person,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts]]</ref> people assumed that Chris was in a relationship was with two actual people. He later said that one of them (Magi-Chan) was his "loving boyfriend",<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref> with the implication that the other (Cryzel) was a woman.

On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, apparently after discussion with them.<ref name=aprilposts>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref> Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, [[Dick Licker; that is I.]], in which he licked an image of Magi-Chan's penis drawn on a wall. He also updated his [[Facebook]] to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".

He affirmed that he gave oral sex to Magi-Chan to a Twitter ween.<ref name=price></ref> Apparently, Chris's relationship is not merely polyamorous but open, as he claims that they have no objection to his return to prostitution. They also seem to be okay with Chris's Facebook and Twitter avatar being fanart from a member of the [[CWCProtectSquad]] depicting him being kissed by a female fan, as well as Chris hitting on [[Bryanfrogboy]].

===Reveal===
[[File:OurWedding preview2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The Chris and Magi-Cryzel wedding portrayed in Sonichu 16.]]

On 30 April 2018, Chris introduced his fan base to Cryzel Rosechu, calling her "a very close gal" and that he had "promised her" he would make an [[Amiibo]] figure of her. He then liked a comment from a fan which congratulated him on revealing one of his significant others.<ref name=aprilposts></ref> In [[Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!]], he implied that Magi-Chan was the other lover.

On 5 May, he released a preview of a special mini-comic, to be included in [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]]. It depicts him, Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu getting married. The comic is dated 26 March – the same date as when Chris announced his sweetheart search to be over.

When questioned by a fan about the relationship, considering Magi-Chan was married again, Chris replied:

<blockquote>"Polyamorous relationships and marriages are very cool there. Sylvana (YES, her name is spelled with a “Y”) is Totally Cool with Cryzel and I being part of the wedding tree. Mewtwo was skeptical at first, but he came around, and he really likes me too.
And you know Mewtwo: he has a good heart, but Cross Him, and you WILL REGRET IT LIKE TEAM ROCKET DID!"<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed]]</ref></blockquote>

By late May, the sweethearts' troll status had become obvious, and several pieces of evidence linked them, and Chris's recent bizarre content, to the [[Idea Guy]], who was thought to have stopped involvement with Chris after being doxed in January. However, Chris made two tweets<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the weens]]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu 16#Still canon?]]</ref> on 25 May acknowledging and calling out the Idea Guy, yet still referred to Cryzel and Magi-Chan as his sweethearts, and restated his bisexuality, in the [[Copitz]] interview the next day.

At some point in June, Silvana Rosechu and Mewtwo were added to the marriage.<ref name=marry></ref> It is worth noting that Chris rejected a [[Miss Cherry|potential sweetheart]] in favor of his fictional characters, suggesting that he is happy with his current relationships.

===Married life===
On 3 August 2018, Magi-Chan persuaded Chris to publicly expose the Idea Guys by chronicling his experiences for future generations. The result was ''[[The Awakening of a CPU]]'' — a short story.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1025473082809634816</ref>

Chris describes his marriage in some depth in the [[Count Dankula]] interview of June 2018.

==Cryzel Rosechu==
[[File:Cryzel Rosechu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Cryzel, in drawing and Amiibo forms.]]
{{quote|The beautiful Miss Cryzel Rosechu. This Electric-Type piece of Awesome can also make and open dimensional portals. And she is very intelligent too.|Chris introduces Cryzel to his fanbase<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Introducing Cryzel Rosechu]]</ref>}}

'''Cryzel Rosechu''' (born 13 Febrauary) is the newest addition to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu franchise]]. Like [[Sonichu (character)|many of Chris']] [[Night Star|other creations]], she presents no discernible flaws in character. Though not yet part of the Sonichu canon, she is due to appear in the [[Sonichu 16#Our Wedding special|Sonichu 16 Wedding Special]].

Aside from becoming one of Chris' sweethearts, it is unknown what other purpose she will serve in the comics. On October 2018, Chris released her backstory, with her egg was sent to the year [[2003]] to [[Earth 1218]] by the Chaotic Rainbow. She would land in Burns Hill, New Hampshire, taken under the came of a [[Niggos|black]] antiques dealer by the name of Gregora. Learning the trades of her adopted father, she evolved in a week before [[Magi-Chan]] discovered her, quickly teaching her to speak and to use her powers. On 2 March 2018, she would leave Gregora, join with Chris and was married three weeks later<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-10-6-cryzels-backstory.48589/#post-48589</ref>. Chris has labelled her as an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with the abilities of portal manipulation and [https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Keen_Eye_(Ability) Keen Eye].

According to Chris' introductory drawing, he first drew Cryzel on 19 March 2018, suggesting Cryzel's creation was at least influenced by the Idea Guys- if the character wasn't outright created by them.

In the early hours of 21 April 2018, Chris engaged in a [[Cryzel Torture|nine-hour Discord chat with the Idea Guy]], which saw Joshua torture Cryzel in a highly graphic role play session. Chris, clearly intimidated by these actions, submitted to Joshua's demands.

{{collapsible

|Cryzel Rosechu fan art|

<center><gallery>

Image:CryzelFanart.jpg
File:CryzelFanart2.jpg

</gallery></center>}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Magi-Chan and Cryzel Amiibos.png|Image Chris posted to his Patreon on 5 May.
File:Mewtwo magichan married.jpg|Magi-Chan, Mewtwo and Sylvana marry in January 2018.
Pride Month drawing June 2018.jpg|The fivesome, among others, celebrate Pride Month 2018.
File:Sonichu16PreviewPage6.jpg|Chris sucks face with Magi-Chan.
File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png|Chris talks about his "marriages" with failed sweetheart [[Miss Cherry]].
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and sexuality#Bisexuality|Chris and bisexuality]]
*[[Idea Guy]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Sweethearts}}

Polyamorous marriage

2019-02-18T17:54:04Z

A Mong Witch: /* Married life */

{{ongoing}}
{{quote|We are Polyamorous.|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/992919864347168773</ref>}}

{{quote|Awesome Romps in the hay with [Magi-Chan], as well as Cryzel|Chris<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref>}}

[[File:I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please00001.png|thumb|Chris has a drawing of his wife and husband taped to the ceiling so he can [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|look at them while he's in bed]].]]

Since [[March 2018]], Chris has been in a self-proclaimed '''polyamorous marriage''' with fictional characters. Cryzel Rosechu and [[Magi-Chan]] tied the knot with Chris in March, with [[Sylvana]] and [[Mewtwo]] joining in later. Arguably, this is one of Chris' [[Chris and reality|most bizarre (collection of)]] [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|sweethearts to date]].

==Participating individuals==
<center><gallery>

File:CWC 4th of July 2018.jpg|[[Chris]]
File:SchuMagichan1.jpg|[[Magi-Chan]]
File:CryzelRosechu2.jpg|[[Cryzel Rosechu]]
File:Mewtwo.PNG|[[Mewtwo]]
File:Silvana.jpg|[[Silvana|Sylvana Rosechu]]

</gallery></center>

==Biography==
===Early days===
{{quote|I go [sic] married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a polyamorous relationship.|Chris explains his current relationships<ref name=marry>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>}}

[[File:Newlyweds.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris Chan Sonichu|Chris]] and his initial romantic partners.]]

From at least [[November 2017]], the Idea Guys have had a significant influence on both Chris' real life and his Sonichu canon. By far, one the greatest influences they had on Chris' real life was the relationships with his characters. Most of what we understand about these relationships stems from Chris' various texts and drawings.

The seeds of Chris' marriage were originally sown when Chris announced in [[January 2018]] that Magi-Chan—previously known to be in a relationship with Silvana—was now married to his mentor Mewtwo.<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref>

The Chris-Magi-Chan-Cryzel polyamorous relationship/marriage began on 26 March 2018 when Chris announced that his sweetheart search was over... yet again. He did not disclose that he was now married. He later mentioned that the supposed relationship involves three people (from the wording it is himself and two others), implying that he was in a polyamorous relationship at the time. Their identities were not known at the time, and because he claimed that they all knew each other in person,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts]]</ref> people assumed that Chris was in a relationship was with two actual people. He later said that one of them (Magi-Chan) was his "loving boyfriend",<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref> with the implication that the other (Cryzel) was a woman.

On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, apparently after discussion with them.<ref name=aprilposts>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref> Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, [[Dick Licker; that is I.]], in which he licked an image of Magi-Chan's penis drawn on a wall. He also updated his [[Facebook]] to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".

He affirmed that he gave oral sex to Magi-Chan to a Twitter ween.<ref name=price></ref> Apparently, Chris's relationship is not merely polyamorous but open, as he claims that they have no objection to his return to prostitution. They also seem to be okay with Chris's Facebook and Twitter avatar being fanart from a member of the [[CWCProtectSquad]] depicting him being kissed by a female fan, as well as Chris hitting on [[Bryanfrogboy]].

===Reveal===
[[File:OurWedding preview2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The Chris and Magi-Cryzel wedding portrayed in Sonichu 16.]]

On 30 April 2018, Chris introduced his fan base to Cryzel Rosechu, calling her "a very close gal" and that he had "promised her" he would make an [[Amiibo]] figure of her. He then liked a comment from a fan which congratulated him on revealing one of his significant others.<ref name=aprilposts></ref> In [[Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!]], he implied that Magi-Chan was the other lover.

On 5 May, he released a preview of a special mini-comic, to be included in [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]]. It depicts him, Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu getting married. The comic is dated 26 March – the same date as when Chris announced his sweetheart search to be over.

When questioned by a fan about the relationship, considering Magi-Chan was married again, Chris replied:

<blockquote>"Polyamorous relationships and marriages are very cool there. Sylvana (YES, her name is spelled with a “Y”) is Totally Cool with Cryzel and I being part of the wedding tree. Mewtwo was skeptical at first, but he came around, and he really likes me too.
And you know Mewtwo: he has a good heart, but Cross Him, and you WILL REGRET IT LIKE TEAM ROCKET DID!"<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed]]</ref></blockquote>

By late May, the sweethearts' troll status had become obvious, and several pieces of evidence linked them, and Chris's recent bizarre content, to the [[Idea Guy]], who was thought to have stopped involvement with Chris after being doxed in January. However, Chris made two tweets<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the weens]]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu 16#Still canon?]]</ref> on 25 May acknowledging and calling out the Idea Guy, yet still referred to Cryzel and Magi-Chan as his sweethearts, and restated his bisexuality, in the [[Copitz]] interview the next day.

At some point in June, Silvana Rosechu and Mewtwo were added to the marriage.<ref name=marry></ref> It is worth noting that Chris rejected a [[Miss Cherry|potential sweetheart]] in favor of his fictional characters, suggesting that he is happy with his current relationships.

===Married life===
On 3 August 2018, Magi-Chan persuaded Chris to publicly expose the Idea Guys by chronicling his experiences for future generations. The result was ''[[The Awakening of a CPU]]'' — a short story.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1025473082809634816</ref>

Chris describes his marriage in some depth in the [[Count Dankula]] interview of June 2018.

==Cryzel Rosechu==
[[File:Cryzel Rosechu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Cryzel, in drawing and Amiibo forms.]]
{{quote|The beautiful Miss Cryzel Rosechu. This Electric-Type piece of Awesome can also make and open dimensional portals. And she is very intelligent too.|Chris introduces Cryzel to his fanbase<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Introducing Cryzel Rosechu]]</ref>}}

'''Cryzel Rosechu''' (born 13 Febrauary) is the newest addition to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu franchise]]. Like [[Sonichu (character)|many of Chris']] [[Night Star|other creations]], she presents no discernible flaws in character. Though not yet part of the Sonichu canon, she is due to appear in the [[Sonichu 16#Our Wedding special|Sonichu 16 Wedding Special]].

Aside from becoming one of Chris' sweethearts, it is unknown what other purpose she will serve in the comics. On October 2018, Chris released her backstory, with her egg was sent to the year [[2003]] to [[Earth 1218]] by the Chaotic Rainbow. She would land in Burns Hill, New Hampshire, taken under the came of a [[Niggos|black]] antiques dealer by the name of Gregora. Learning the trades of her adopted father, she evolved in a week before [[Magi-Chan]] discovered her, quickly teaching her to speak and to use her powers. On 2 March 2018, she would leave Gregora, join with Chris and was married three weeks later<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-10-6-cryzels-backstory.48589/#post-48589</ref>. Chris has labelled her as an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with the abilities of portal manipulation and [https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Keen_Eye_(Ability) Keen Eye].

According to Chris' introductory drawing, he first drew Cryzel on 19 March 2018.

In the early hours of 21 April 2018, Chris engaged in a [[Cryzel Torture|nine-hour Discord chat with the Idea Guy]], which saw Joshua torture Cryzel in a highly graphic role play session. Chris, clearly intimidated by these actions, submitted to Joshua's demands.

{{collapsible

|Cryzel Rosechu fan art|

<center><gallery>

Image:CryzelFanart.jpg
File:CryzelFanart2.jpg

</gallery></center>}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Magi-Chan and Cryzel Amiibos.png|Image Chris posted to his Patreon on 5 May.
File:Mewtwo magichan married.jpg|Magi-Chan, Mewtwo and Sylvana marry in January 2018.
Pride Month drawing June 2018.jpg|The fivesome, among others, celebrate Pride Month 2018.
File:Sonichu16PreviewPage6.jpg|Chris sucks face with Magi-Chan.
File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png|Chris talks about his "marriages" with failed sweetheart [[Miss Cherry]].
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and sexuality#Bisexuality|Chris and bisexuality]]
*[[Idea Guy]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Sweethearts}}

December 2018 videos

2019-02-18T17:28:58Z

A Mong Witch: /* On mah Treadmill, dawgs! */

This page contains Chris's videos from [[December 2018]].

==Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?==
Chris says it's snowing, then grumbles at his [[mother]] for interrupting the video.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|X4-VeY03upI}}
| stardate = 5 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Other}}
| style = {{Rage|text}} {{Comedy|text}}
| saga =
| previous = [[Shrek Retold#Chris's Entry|Shrek Retold]]
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! For tomorrow, it melts, or I end up shoveling some of it. 😊

⚡️💙⚡️}}

===Transcript===
Hey, everybody. It's snowing here in [[1218]], Virginia. Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara? There's a joke. Have a good day.

==Address to FunkO's Cereal==

In this video ([[Chris and cinematography|awkwardly cut into two parts]]), Chris extols the virtues of "FunkO's", a brand of generic sugary cereal sold as a specialty item with the marketing gimmick of including a Funko toy figurine. He completely misses the point of this business strategy and suggests that the cereal should be sold in big-box stores without the toy so that he can buy more of it with his [[Financhu Crisis|limited financial means]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Q2tLvWTC5O4}}
| stardate = 5 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Other}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| previous =
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|d1faP3qv1W8}}
| stardate = 5 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Other}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| previous =
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}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Hey, @OriginalFunko, how about making the Funko’s Cereal available in all cereal aisles in random colours and a random figure Optionally available in the boxes, please? 😊 Your multigrain cereal is Really Good! I would buy a 20oz box, just for the cereal, at $4.99.}}

===Transcript===
[''Part 1'']

Hey, everybody! Just wanted to offer a little [[Chris and brand loyalty|voluntary...]] individ- opinion about [''holds up FunkO's box to camera''] Funko brand's FunkO's cereal! But just the cereal though, I mean, because having all the pictures and the figures in them is good and all, but the cereal is really good. I mean, various colors therein, but I mean, hey, Funko company, you know what you could do with the cereal? ''Actually put it in the grocery stores'' and in the cereal aisles of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Marts]], the [[Get-Tar Region|Targets]], and everywhere, all the actual cereal aisle, instead of just making it a "specialty food item available only in certain places", you could make it available with, or without, the included [[List of toys|''toy!'']] and actually put more of the cereal in the box, like you know, make it a [[Obesity|family-size]] box of ''FunkO's!'' FunkO's!

Because that berry flavor is totally awesome, and it's a multi-grain cereal, so, it's definitely... a [[Chris and health#Diet and nutrition|good part of a balanced breakfast]]. So anyway, hey Funko, let's get the act together, let's put your cereal in the act- in all the cereal aisles. Okay? And you could just put various... pictures on the front, like, or even just, just even, just Social Time Freddy, just on the front cover, enjoying the cereal, and just... put FunkO's on the top part. ''FunkO's!'' FunkO's! And this is a really good cereal. Let's have... cereal in the cereal aisles, [[South Park|mmkay]]?

I had other thoughts that are escaping me, but - oh, not only that, but you could also just, in the bowl, yac'put various, you could make it like, eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, [[rainbow]] from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a ''random color'' in each of them, so like, you know, in one... neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be ''orange!'', anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... ''pur''ple, youguyshavefunwidda-

[''Part 2, picking up near the end of Part 1'']

... eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, [[rainbow]] from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a ''random color'' in each of them, so like, you know, in one, neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be ''orange!'', anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... ''pur''ple, youguyshavefunwiddat, 'cause the cereal is really good, so, Funko, let's get in on that, so then... I don't have to pay [[Chris and money|eight bucks]] for... this awesome cereal. Every time. [''sets down cereal box''] Pay like, four, five bucks for... bigger box of just the cereal, because... it really is good, and... at... two thumbs up. Okay? [''holds up right thumb''] Here's one, [''holds up same thumb again''] and here's another, because... my other thumb's holding the camera, hehe. Alright. Thank you, Funko company!

==Supportive message for Gracie==

Chris records a message for Gracie, after her father had tweeted:

{{quoteboxgreen|Hello my Twitter friends. This is my daughter Gracie whos getting Bullied and picked on at school. Being told shes Ugly and Fat and looks like a boy all the usual stuff. Can she get some love we've told her how Beautiful she is Love you Gracie❤❤❤}}

The father's tweet had been retweeted by [[Tara Strong]], who said:

{{quoteboxwhite|Hello beautiful. Please tell her she’s awesome & bullies suck & I’m happy to send her a special voice recording & I 💜 her?}}

Upon seeing Strong's tweet, Chris recorded his own message.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Supportive message for Gracie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pRJ2UHf9zPY}}
| stardate = 8 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Other}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Hi, Gracie. You are beautiful, and you certainly are not fat; those bullies can take their insults and Zap It Up theirs. Ignore them, and stay Awesome as you are, with Great Self-Esteem, girl. 😊 ⚡️💙⚡️}}

===Transcript===
Hi Gracie, this is Christine Chandler, giving you a little support. I hear you're being bullied. [''brushes hair back''] Don't let the bullies bother you. I mean, [[Chris and his ego|I've been there with you]]. [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|I was bullied]] in my childhood too. I was bullied for being different, because of my... [[autism]]. But that's a whole different ting, and I didn't let that stop me, and I was [[Trolls|cyberbullied]] since 2007. Think I'd let that stop me? Nope. Nothing's stopping me. I continued on. [[Sonichu (comic)|I created]], and I worked. And you can do the same, just... you are beautiful, you are bright, and [[Pedofork|you definitely look very lovely, you look like a woman]], yes you do. [''deep breath''] And when somebody tells you otherwise, you can tell them that I said, [''points at camera''] they can take their insults and [''thrusts hand upward''] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|zap it up theirs]]. But seriously though, just tell everybody, tell- report them to your [[Jerkop|authorities]], your [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], whoever's nearby, an adult. Okay? Alright. Good luck, Gracie. Stay awesome. Zap to the extreme!

==Tour of Chris's House III (leaked)==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

==Chris slaps himself (leaked)==
{{main|Chris slaps himself}}

==Barb confirms she isn't dead==
On 14 December 2018, the troll who had been leaking videos from the [[Idea Guys]] saga on Chris's Twitter logged in again, this time to post:

{{quoteboxred|RIP Barbara Anne Weston Chandler 1941-2018 😇😇😇😭😭😭😢😢😢😢}}

About a minute later, the tweet was deleted by Chris. Three minutes after the tweet appeared, Chris uploaded this video as a rebuttal. He further claimed that he would increase his security measures to prevent being hacked again<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1073740669750001664</ref>.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Barb confirms she isn't dead.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kG-oUKpxzXs}}
| stardate = 14 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Does she look dead to you, damn Hacker!}}

===Transcript===
Chris: Hey Mom, Say Something.

Barb: My Name is Barbara Chandler.

Chris: Are you Dead right now?

Barb: No.

Chris: You're Very much Alive?

Barb: Yes

Chris: How Strong do you feel?

Barb: Very Strong.

Chris: Good, Thank you.

==Sylvia==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sylvia
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Sf7eR1eic8c}}
| stardate = 16 [[December 2018]]
| subject =
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|But, for a good Twitter Feed Topper for a while, here’s a little bit of [[Sylvia]]. 😸}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris speaks in a baby voice as Sylvia leans on Chris's knee and licks herself and a high-pitched beep repeatedly sounds''] Hello Sylvia, lookit you being so sweet, aww. [''Unintelligible''] because the big coincidence between-n [[Dimensional_Merge|dimensions...]] is you can start [[Patti-chan|hanging out]] [[Reality|with me.]] You such a schweet, good little kitty. [''Chris begins fondling Sylvia's head. She freezes.''] Yesh you are. [''Raising his voice to an alien-sounding tone''] Yes you are, [''Back to baby voice''] [[Chris_and_Sex#Bestiality|so pretty, too.]] [''Chris continues scratching, punctuated with incoherent cutesy noises. Sylvia wriggles her head. Chris switches to the alien tone.''] I know you sho cute! [''Chris brings the camera over to an aerial view of Sylvia and returns to the baby voice.''] Aww. Thank you for being Your Schweetness. [''Chris stops scratching and Sylvia contorts to look at him expectantly with a purr.'']

==On mah Treadmill, dawgs! ==

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===Description===
{{quotebox|On mah [[Treadmill]], dawgs! ⚡️💙⚡️}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris steps back from the camera and raises a finger. The camera waves around unsteadily through the video.''] Hey errybody! Check it out. [''Briefly flashes the [[medallion]] and tucks it back into his shirt.''] Jus't'let you that it ''is'' me... I'm walkin'! [''Chris activates his treadmill with a beep, clenches his fists in an attempt to assume a power stance and, moments later, the treadmill starts and he begins walking. The camera begins trembling. After a few seconds, he increases the speed.''] I got [''holds up [[Honor roll|four]] fingers''] three miles an hour and ''countin','' [[Pedofork|baby!]] Heh-heh! [''Chris reaches for the camera to turn it off.'']

==Sylvia is playful==

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| stardate = 19 [[December 2018]]
| subject = Cats
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===Description===
{{quotebox|Sylvia is playful as ever for her first Holiday Season! 😸}}

===Transcript===

''[[Sylvia]] chases her tail. Chris laughs. chris strokes her, she nips at his fingers and jumps about. He "boops" her nose.''

==Video of Chris at Lukas's House (leaked)==
{{main|Chris with Teen Troon Squad}}

==Merry Gubmas!==
{{main|December 2018 Paid Video Requests}}

==Chris lost Crystal (leaked)==
{{main|Chris lost Crystal}}

==**Audio-Only furthering.==
On New Years Eve, inspired by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlcf27vE2M video] he saw, Chris tweeted:
{{quotebox|To All of you Bad Trolls and Cyberbullies:

“Y’all got a dakimakura for Christmas! Only one with Waifu-Chan will do!”
Hump the year away, Bullies!

(Inspired by @Fim_Keychi and @MLPSilverQuill’s vid; nothing against Firebrand (he is very cool, and not a troll) 😊}}

After the posting the video, Chris would post a disclaimer, fearing he may [[Chris and Reality|accidentally create an OC.]]
{{quotebox|A Minor Disclaimer: there is no existing individual named “Waifu-Chan”; I used the term to make the joke Neutral to all people who are Bad Trolls and Cyberbullies. Thank you.}}
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| stardate = 31 [[December 2018]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|**Audio-Only furthering.}}

===Transcript===

♪ Bum! Bum! Bum! Bum! Budumdumdum! Budum! ♪

♪ You've got a dakimakara for Christmaaas! ♪

♪ Only [[Kimmi|Waifu-Chan]] will dooo! ♪

♪ You've got a dakimakara for Christmaaas! ♪

♪ Only Waifu-Chan will dooo! ♪

Ha! take that you bad trolls

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Shrek Retold#Chris's Entry|Shrek Retold]]|nextlink=[[January 2019 videos]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]

A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles

2019-02-18T17:21:34Z

A Mong Witch: /* Video */

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'''A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles''' is a [[Lego]] video Chris created on 16 February 2019.

==Video==
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===Description===
Fame and Followers do not always accumulate to good things, as is in the long-ongoing examples of Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, discussed in multiple episodes with Dr. Wolf, himself. Because these facts need to be heeded and listened to.
Background provided by Lego Movie 2 Emmet’s Dreamhouse set, teapot and mugs provided by Unikitty’s Tastiest Friends set, and other various pieces. Camera was propped on a holder from the Lego Movie 2 Movie Maker set.
Background design was inspired by background artwork provided by Lightning Bliss’ Creator:
 https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-...
 Her YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/e1d2k
===Transcript===

[Chris has built a Lego therapist's office. Dr. Wolf is sitting in a chair, and his Lego self is on the couch. He begins speaking in a nasal tone of voice, evidently the voice he’s chosen for Dr. Wolf] So, Mrs. Chandler, tell me what’s on your mind.

[In his normal voice] Well, Doc, on our Earth in Dimension 1218, I am very well-known and famous for my creativity and my Sonichu comic books, and I have many fans and followers, amongst which the fanbase, the trollish haters and harassers. More recently, though, they have been targeting and harassing the Brony Analysts that I like, including the creators of Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Firebrand, Ellie [something] and a few others. [Heavy stress sigh] Thank goodness your creator is not on Twitter, Dr. Wolf. Too much dramaaa! Those particular analysts blocked me on Twitter. I seriously felt and still feel rejected. As if being verbally pushed away by Nowacking at BronyCon last year didn’t scar me horribly enough. Ugh. My head. Meanwhile, I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection, sending myself, the whole soooul, to do all the work that I’ve been doing with everyone, by myself, so forth. [Long silence, then a sigh. Another Lego Chris figure appears in the shot.] And I’m either in my human or my Sonichu form, and I typically end up going CPU. Access! [Makes a wooshing noise as he adds a bunch of extra pieces onto the new Lego Chris and stress sighs] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [He shakes the CPU figure around while yelling] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197. Anyhow, I had to be here in C-197, and around CWCville, and after Maddy’s creator blocked us, my body’s mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent, but not as much as I, and yet more so prone to the autism and mentally exceptional effects, and . . . it gets very emotional. [Shakes the first Christine Lego around again while yelling] I really cannot take the blocking anymorrrrre! After years of being bullied, deceived, harassed, and blackmailed, [stress sighs, then shifts into a petulant growl] not to mention being banned from a few places too. Not to mention recently, a psychiatrist at Region 10 made me recall that time in the fourth grade when the teachers, the teachers’ aide, the counselor, and da principal held me down on the floor while audiotaping my screams and cries of angerrrrrr! [He violently shakes and smacks the unfortunate Lego on the floor, as if it’s having a seizure, while growling like an idiot] Let me up let me up let me up let me up letmeupletmeupletmeup! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling while he continues to smack the Lego around]

[The scene resets. Chris’s first Lego is now sitting on the couch again. He resumes speaking in a sullen tone of voice.] So, anyway, I lashed out in tantrums on Twitterrr, [stress sigh], this Stonewall Jackson, who endured and grew up of all of the experiences for well over a decade crumbled and fell. [The CPU Chris figure begins to speak.] Yup. That brain was in such a horrible state and mess after all that. Seriously, made my own bedroom after the house fire 2014, look clean and organized in comparison. ‘N, gee whiz, after the firefighters took the ax to my bedroom, that was really a mess, so . . . my brain was in worse shape. [CPU Chris departs] So, I had pleaded to ‘em all to unblock me, but to no avail. I had thought the trolling haters ‘n harassers were at fault for da reason of them blocking me. But, as it turns out, as I had been told by a valid source, they blocked me due to my past and not wanting to be sucked into the drama of my life and apparently my obsessive behaviors too. I have a touch of OCD, from the autism! Some of those analysts have OCD too. In fact, they all have the same thing n’ innernet troll and bully problems as I do! I’ve been online longer than all of them! I have endured and suffered more den all of them together! I was a pioneer in all of this! I could be helping ‘em all cope, with support ‘n kindness! I did try to do that for dem and now they all blocked me, ‘n closed me ooout. It makes me feel like I’m falling into another depression, again. I feel like I want to just scream, so much. I’m pretty much verging on becoming suicidal! Well! That’s not good at all. That’s really not good at all.

[Chris switches back to the nasal tone of voice to indicate that Dr. Wolf is speaking] Oh my. That is quite a troublesome conundrum. I recall a great number of my past patients who had each suffered only a portion of what you alone had endured, and I agree that you and all those particular analysts could be great teachers to each other in a support group. [Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera in a chiding tone of voice] But from their similar perspectives of you, judgmental and possibly cynical as dey are. [He turns back to Lego Chris] Knowing and aware of the past, I suppose the various types of followers you have, it is discernible that they would not want to end up falling into the drama the haters and harassers keep on targeting ‘n torturing everyone with. It becomes quite difficult to simply block out their relentless attacks, especially when they are formidable and able to rebound quick in a flash. Also, how’d—not only wrong it is to close out the greater target those individuals continue to follow and attack, who was originally only a victim of circumstances, that does not stop those individuals from continuing to target and attack the blockers. And yet those people remain offended of the mis-actions made of you in the past. They have more than enough of their own troubles in their hands, eyes, soul, and body to be able to cope or care about others’ problems, or they simply do not care to empathize, sympathize, or understand you, in that you have learned from your past mistakes and how to endure or close out the bullies and their torture. And you have attempted time and again to show kindness and support to and for everyone else who have gone through the similar trials and torture as you. You have a very strong soul, heart, and senses for kindness and positivity, and justice [abrupt cut into the next line]--is a major crime for anyone to close you out because you are plenty capable of becoming a really good ally or friend for most anyone. [Chris slurps tea off-camera; the scene shifts again] Ahhh, this tea is really good. Passionfruit for taste, with some mint and chamomile for keepin’ your mind and soul calm as possible. {Speaking as a veteran tea drinker: ewwww no that sounds horrible why}

[Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera again] When evaluating someone, one should always widen their perspectives, ‘n take many factors into account, ‘n consider de other individual’s perspective. Always remaining in a subjective point of view is rather very selfish indeed. Although, Christine, the analysts are seeing you as only one fan out of thousands of others. I see you more as a peer of theirs, as you have created more than tons of what they call ‘content’, in your comic books. Does all this make sense with you?

[In his normal voice] Fairly more or less. I do, to the best of my abilities, take others’ perspectives and feelings into account. ‘N I’m not always able to. I, the soul, am able to remain fluid in processing thought and speech, but to have to work with and around the brain, in this body? My process can easily get interrupted [another abrupt cut into the next line] is often prone to the autism and can even fall into becoming seriously exceptional, especially when it feels overloaded, overworked, very sad, angry, or upset, ‘n so forth. It shuts off and leaves me disabled. If anything oughtta be known about me, when others are evaluating me, it’s da stability and fragility of this body’s braaain, [stress sigh] but I digress-- [yet another abrupt cut] I have learned from my past mistakes, I’m still learning ‘n processing everything as they come. But in da recent events, everyone keeps tellin’ me ta ‘moove on, these analysis aren’t worth your time’, or something similar to that line. My--I simply cannot. My background, what I can tell, I have a real difficult time not being liked by anyone. And [voice cracks] famous people, including the analysts, do not cope well with being not liked by others either. And—when also considers the adage, ‘treat others how you’d like to be treated’, I feel like if I stop my efforts to show the analysts dat I am normally likable, and cool to talk with, and simply make them stop not liking me, [the scene shifts; Lego Chris is now levitating above the floor] they will feel not liked by me. And they will feel at least a little bit saddened, by that, as well as da torture knowing or thinking I didn’t like any of them, [Lego Chris is now wobbling around the office set] and my not liking dem becomes virally popular, by the haters and the [voice cracks] harassers, all over the woooorld, it would put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their [voice becomes very shrill] emotions, feelings, and self-consciousness, ‘n I can empathize with that! [Lego Chris is flailing around wildly as Chris becomes increasingly worked up; his voice is almost unbearably shrill now] It would be just like a whole major eend to them, ‘n it would just be so horrific ‘n terrible n’ I would not be able to get over it ‘n I would not be able to--cause I did all that, it’s my fault, my fault, [unintelligible] could not continue on not just because of my mentality n’ sake but for theirs as well! I mean, shoot, errybody hatin’ errybody else is just a horrible horrible wrong thing to do in this world, and they think I’m not liking them, ‘n errybody else not liking them [unintelligible gibberish] n’ my fault, n’ it’s just--[screams]

[Via stop motion, Lego Chris returns to the couch and drinks more tea. Chris stress sighs.] So, it remains a quest for me to undo the chaos, and getting the analysis all to unblock and like me. I mean, we don’t have to be friends. At the very least, in the once in a while moments, I really would delight in sharing the kind and/or supportive thoughts, comments, or response to something that is going on with them, and not being misconstruded as anything offensive or creepy, ‘cause I’m hardly ever am offensive or creepy.

[Scene shifts. Lego Chris is now looking directly into the camera from close up, while Dr. Wolf observes in the background. He speaks in an angry tone of voice] Do you all hear me out there, in Dimension 1218’s Earth? I am usually kind, supportive, and sincere. Never, ever, eever, [voice cracks] eeever misconstrude me again, please! [He growls in what is probably meant to be an intimidating fashion. The scene cuts back to Lego Chris on the couch; Lego Chris slurps his tea and stress sighs] Because of how much I have been greatly misunderstood, misirterpreted, misconstruded over da years, it just makes me feel [he grunts as if he’s trying to shit] sooooo upset, and crestfallen! [Heavy stress sigh]

[Dr Wolf is speaking again] Indeed. Your heart and soul continues to be in the right places with lots of great care and effort. And I too know how it feels to have misunderstood efforts weighed heavily against you. [Stress sigh] There are such narcissists out there, who want to add unrequited drama to any simple, mundane kind task of others. If only there were not such bad individuals. This discussion has been quite enlightening. Unfortunately our time is up for now. I would love to discuss this more with you. Shall we continue this next week? [In normal voice] Yes, Doctor. I feel so much better being listened to and fully understood. You really are great for what you are. Thank you for listening. [In Doctor Wolf voice] My pleasure, Miss Chandler. [Deep inhalations and exhalations from off screen] Feels good to be helping!

==Blooper Reel==
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===Transcript===
[A Lego house set contains Chris and Dr Wolf, with a Lego 'The Simpsons' cat at Chris's feet]

[Chris (off camera)] Miaow, miaow!! [Now in a more normal voice] Cut!! Cat on the set!! Hungry cat on the set!!! [Random autistic yowling, groans, etc]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A little bit of Gary Stu]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]]

Count Dankula

2019-02-18T16:24:23Z

A Mong Witch: /* Transcript */

'''Markus Meechan''', better known as '''Count Dankula''', is a Scottish [[YouTube]]r. He is known for achieving major press coverage for posting a video where his girlfriend's pug does the [[Idea Guy|Nazi salute]] on command.

==Interview==
The interview was initially teased by [[Kiwi Farms]] owner Null two days before, when he posted: "A YouTube/broader Internet celebrity with a large audience is interviewing Chris on Tuesday. If you have any requests put them in now".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-interviews.35683/page-12#post-3422382</ref> Like [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1]], the questions were from user requests.

Some highlights include Chris saying that he physically travels to [[CWCville]] and other [[My Little Pony|fictional cartoon]] and [[Pokémon|video games]] locations through [[Chris and reality|portals that open up before him]], and claiming that his homemade [[S-Chu Ball]] is physical evidence of something he brought back from the other side. Another claim Chris makes is that he, his father [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and serial killer [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy Ted Bundy] are/were half-[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] in real life. Most troubling of all is that Chris claims that serial killer Ted Bundy did not kill anyone, was innocent of all those crimes, was working undercover to find who the real murderer was, and was framed for the murders – all ideas he got from [[Idea Guy]]. Also, at some moments of the interview, he randomly starts making weird sounds in a way to be funny,(reminiscent of The Three Stooges) despite the fact he looks creepy doing it, even Dankula asks him if he is alright.

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==Transcript==

'''Count:''' [''laughs nervously''] And-uh... here we are... eh-Chri— [''laughs''] Chris-chan. It is amazing to actually finally be able to meet you. How are you doing?

'''Chris:''' I'm doing okay. How are you?

'''Count:''' I'm f—

'''Chris:''' [''interrupts''] Live on [[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|''Space Ghost Coast to Coast'']]!

'''Count:''' [''laughs''] Well-uh, I've been trying to get this interview set up for quite a little while. Uh-you're someone that I have actually watched for a good number of years. Umm, obviously, you know that a lot of the internet are very interested in you, so I'm going to do my best to make sure this interview isn't like all the other interviews you've had, where the interviewers have been pretty lame and they haven't dove too much into you. So, I'm going to try and go into areas that some people may not have spoken about. So I do have a few questions lined up of a few things that I'm pretty interested in hearing about. Uh, mainly about CWCville.

'''Count:''' Is—

'''Chris:''' [''interrupts''] Yes?

'''Count:''' One of the... one of the main things that I've... from what I've read, and some of the things I've seen is that you believe CWCville itself is a completely real place.

'''Chris:''' [''assuredly''] It is a real place!

'''Count:''' As well... and all the characters within CWCville are also real.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' and well— And one thing that I've heard as well is-uh... you believe that you can actually travel to CWCville.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I do believe so.

'''Count:''' Oh, that's fine-um. So, what is it that actually makes CWCville a real place?

'''Chris:''' Well, right now, it exists in another dimension. And realistically, it's the l-in northern part of [[Virginia]]!

'''Count:''' Th-CWCville's in the northern part of Virginia?

'''Chris:''' Ya.

'''Count:''' So, you can actually travel there?

'''Chris:''' Uh-not in this world, but I can get... but... I have a way of which I'll be able to get there from this world to over there in that world.

'''Count:''' How-how is it you actually travel there then? Just-just curious.

'''Chris:''' Well, we're still working on th-getting the bugs out of it. Among which, I've [[Wikipedia:Astral projection|astral projected]] there. Your accent is quite infectuous [sic].

'''Count:''' [''laughs''] Thanks very much. I tr-I try my best to speak clearly whenever I'm on [[YouTube]], because-uh my accent's very thick and sometimes people-uh have trouble understanding what I'm saying [''laughs'']. So-um, just to clarify as well. You can reach CWCville through astral projection then? So it's like, with meditation, kind of, you can reach CWCville.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' Right. So, any g—

'''Chris:''' That's the easiest way of visiting at least.

'''Count:''' Right, I've got you. Umm... and so, obviously, if you go to CWCville, all the characters will be there. All the characters are actually real.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' Right, well... just as-is there any... Just... I'm just asking. Is there any evidence that you have that proves that CWCville is a real place?

'''Chris:''' It exists. I can give you-I can show a few things that I've actually gotten from there.

'''Count:''' If-if you want to show them on the stream. Yeah, that would be good.

'''Chris:''' I have an [[S-Chu Ball]] for one thing [''shows ball off to camera'']

'''Count:''' Did you get that from CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Count:''' That's interesting. That's amazing. Well, se-see how you... Have you travelled to CWCville before, yourself?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Count:''' You have? Umm... can anyone travel to CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Hmm... Currently, the majority can travel to CWCville through meditation and astral projection. But for th-when the proper visitation rights happen, we're working on the portal, eh?

'''Count:''' Right. Okay. So, do you need to get special permission then, before you can enter CWCville?

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] We're going through-we're still going through a whole bunch of red tape there, but yeah. Pretty much.

'''Count:''' Ah, right, I've got you then. So then would CWCville essentially have-uh, a bit of an immigration policy then? Only certain people would be allowed in?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Too many people from this world could take great advantage of the things, and try to make things go wrong. Very, very bad.

'''Count:''' I completely understand where you're coming from. Umm... So, when you actually travel to CWCville, wh-what do you do while you're there?

'''Chris:''' I help watch over things, I help defend the city when need be. And I definitely see over the laws and things.

'''Count:''' Right. Because you're the mayor.

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'm pretty much the big leader, I'm the head honcho, I'm the creator and the chronicler.

'''Count:''' Right, okay. So, obviously you created this place. So, would-would essentially, you'd be a little bit higher than the leader then, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you be the god since you literally created the place?

'''Chris:''' No, no. I am not a god, because the [[Chris and religion|God]] creates everything. I only created a portion. I do not create ''all'' things.

'''Count:''' Ah, that's fair enough, that's very humble. And when you're in CWCville, who do you speak to in particular? What characters from the Sonichu/CWCville universe, who do you speak to?

'''Chris:''' I talk to the... I talk to my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and all the others of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|my species]].

'''Count:''' So, what do you talk about?

'''Chris:''' About... I'm half [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]].

'''Count:''' You're half Sonichu?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' So is it... Sonichu, sort of, like part of yourself, almost like a split personality type of thing, or is it like an alter ego? [''the Count seems to be confused between Sonichus as a species and Sonichu the individual'']

'''Chris:''' You see me transform in the books, eh? It's pretty much like that.

'''Count:''' Right. So, are you yourself Sonichu? When you go to CWCville, do you transform into Sonichu or are you still—

'''Chris:''' I-I go there, I go there, I'm human, and then I can transform into my [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form.

'''Count:''' Right, right, I understand now. That's fine, that's interesting. And umm... and one thing that I've sort of read about you as well is you feel that all other cartoon universes, so things like American Dad, [[My Little Pony]], so on and so on, they're all actually real places as well?

'''Chris:''' Yes, they are.

'''Count:''' And all the characters there are actually real?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes.

'''Count:''' But they... do they exist sort of in the same dimension as the Sonichu universe, or do they have their own dimension?

'''Chris:''' Some universes. Some of them actually do have an alternate dimension, like Steven Universe where World War II never happened.

'''Count:''' Right.

'''Chris:''' That's a whole different dimension right there.

'''Count:''' Right, I understand then. So, some of them exist in the same dimension, some of them are different, but do you get to all of them by the same method?

'''Chris:''' Uhh. Among which, a whole dimensional portal and everything, yes.

'''Count:''' Right. So is it, different portals or different kinds of meditation will take you to different universes?

'''Chris:''' Get you—

'''Count:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Get you physically there.

'''Count:''' Nice one. That's interesting. Now, see... in regards to CWCville itself. Now obviously, you are the creator, you're the one that creates the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], you draw them all up, and you create the story of CWCville. Now... what would happen to CWCville if you just stopped creating the comics? Like—

'''Chris:''' E-Everybody still continues on living their lives as normal, like... like you or me. Our stories still continue on as long as we live.

'''Count:''' That's—

'''Chris:''' And pretty much, uhh, what I've written and, what I've written and chronicled, yeah? Among which that definitely happened beyond my own power and authority of pen and paper, but then also some of it... had already happened and I just was able to get the history in my mind all the way directly from there. It's a whole psychic process, eh?

'''Count:''' Right. So, uhh, what would happen to CWCville after you're gone, would the CWCville universe just continue regardless? It would just keep going?

'''Chris:''' It would, it would keep going, yes... [''speaking like a showman''] The show must go on!

'''Count:''' [''Laughs''] Well, moving on from CWCville, that has been some really interesting stuff that you've actually told me about, but just to go a bit more into sort of personal things about your life, I have read an awful lot into you, but I'm... Let me try and keep things as positive as I absolutely can, now, it's just that some people are really interested in your relationship with [[Bob|your father]], and it's just to find out what are some of the fondest memories you have of your father?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, well let's just see, eh? That's quite a bit to think about. I'd say among which, definitely, the road trips and him taking me to a park or two, and just enjoying the scenery and all.
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|The dreaming studio]]
'''Count:''' That's really nice. Umm, I know your dad had something, was it called the dreaming studio?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, yes, that's a workshop in the backyard.

'''Count:''' Umm, did you and your dad ever make anything together in there?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, a few do-it-yourself projects.

'''Count:''' Was it just like woodworking, stuff like that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Well, what did you make?

'''Chris:''' [''Exhales''] I don't remember.

'''Count:''' Was it a long time ago? Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Too long, yeah.

'''Count:''' Nah, that's absolutely fair enough. I know that another question, as well, that a lot of people are interested in is, eh, have you ever been to [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney World|Disney World]] or any other theme parks?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Count:''' You've never been to theme parks?

'''Chris:''' I've been to a theme park before, but I've definitely never gone out of state to go to a theme park.

'''Count:''' Alright, what kind of rides were your favorite?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I like the... I like the roller coaster, I like the ferris wheel, I like the spinning-go-round where you're sp- you're... you're inside the [incomprehensible], you're spinning around and around, and you come out all dizzy.

'''Count:''' Ah. You're braver than me, uhh, I went-

'''Chris:''' [''Laughs loudly'']

'''Count:''' [''Chuckles''] I went on a roller coaster once when I was twelve, and it made me sick, and I've never been on one again ever since. [''Shakes head''] I'm scared of roller coasters.

'''Chris:''' I t-

'''Count:''' [''Laughs'']

'''Chris:''' I tell you the trick? You find your center when you're feeling dizzy. You just... you ride the dizziness in your brain, you find the center in your brain and you ride with it.

'''Count:''' [''Laughs again''] I'll keep that in mind. And uhh, another question that quite a few people are interested in is, ehm, who... What can you tell us about... Is it Maggie-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, [[Magi-Chan]].

'''Count:''' M... Magi-Chan, sorry, umm, who is Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, he is our... He is our resident major powerful psychic/electric type Sonichu. Amongst the special 59. There are 59 of us special Sonichus and Rosechus out of the thousands they emitted from the [[rainbow]] of [[Sonichu chronology#2003|February 3, two thousand... [''thinks''] three]].

'''Count:''' Ah, right, and what's your relationship to Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Throughout my entire life, he's a lot older than you think. Hmm. And definitely as old as I had mentioned on [[Twitter]] earlier, but anyway... [''widens eyes''] He was my guardian angel my whole life.

'''Count:''' So... So has he been around a lot longer than the CWCville universe, then?

'''Chris:''' Quite so, even a lot longer than me.

'''Count:''' Really?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' So well, what is it that he does? Does he just sort of look out for you in the real world, and even in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' He looks out for everyone in CWCville, he looks out for me, he looks out for a lot of us people. And he's my loving, devoted husband.

'''Count:''' So you're... You're married to Magi-Chan as well?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' So what's uhh... What's your relationship with Magi-Chan like, then?

'''Chris:''' Really good. We have a good... We have a good relationship between us, good communication and everything. [''Smiles'']

'''Count:''' That's really good then, how long have you been married for?

'''Chris:''' We've been married since March 26, this year.

'''Count:''' Congratulations, I'm actually getting married myself.

'''Chris:''' Heh. Congratulations to you. I'm also married to my [[Cryzel Rosechu]], we got married on the same day. We're polyamorous.

'''Count:''' P... Polyamorous... relationship? [''Visibly confused'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Very progressive. Umm... So, I understand one of the things about your past is your [[Love Quest]], you were obviously looking to find a partner, and uhh... Some people made fun of you for it, which I find very unfair because, you know, finding a life partner is everyone's goal, to be honest, you were just a lot more vocal about it. So...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' So you being married to these two characters, does that mean that you've completed your Love Quest, then?

'''Chris:''' Pretty much, yes. Because it turns out, uhh, I was destined for this relationship, and that's why my past relationships, real and fictional, with the theoretical exes that were trolls and bullies that pretend to be women, that's why they all failed. Because I was destined for this [''forces a smile''] [[Lovely Weather|lovely relationship]].

'''Count:''' That's... That's amazing, that's really good, so like, do any of them exist in the real world, or do they only exist in the CWCville universe, I know you said Magi-Chan...

'''Chris:''' They exi-... They exi-... They exist in this world, they exist in that world, they exist everywhere.

'''Count:''' Right. And so, so they...

'''Chris:''' They just come... They come from there, they come from here, they use a portal and whatnot to get from there to here.

'''Count:''' Right. And are any of them with you right now?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes, they're all with... A lot of them are... A few of them are with my, currently my hubby and my honey.

'''Count:''' That's good, umm... This is something I've kept track of for a long time, so I'm actually pretty happy that you've completed your Love Quest. Congratulations.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Yes, thank you.

'''Count:''' And, uhh, one thing that you brought up as well was one of the main things that I did want to speak about, is, in your past you have had people troll you, I would probably go as far as to say that you have been one of the most trolled people on the internet, and I'm... I'm kind of known for being a bit of a troll myself, I like to make fun of people, I like to take the piss out of people, but there is a line that people shouldn't cross. I feel if you're trolling someone, you shouldn't affect their real life, and you have had some really really bad things happen to you in the past, things that even to me are things that really cross the line. And it has had a really bad effect on you.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Count:''' And stuff, like you said people in the past pretended to be women, tricking you into falling in love with them, and I-

'''Chris:''' Mhmm...

'''Count:''' I know one of them was BlueSpike, and I thought what BlueSpike did particularly was absolutely disgusting. I thought what he did to you was terrible.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm. [''Covering face'']

'''Count:''' Yeah. I'm sorry, I don't mean to upset you, Chris, I would... If you don't want me to talk about it, I won't talk about it.

'''Chris:''' It's all right.

'''Count:''' Okay, I'm very sorry, I'll move on from that, I just uhh... I just wanted to make it clear that some of the stuff that's happened to you is very very unfair

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' And just so you know, we don't... Not everyone laughs at what happened to you.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' I just wanted you to know that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, thank you. If there's anything positive I'd like for everybody who, say, gets trolls or bullies out there on the internet, definitely just ignore them and try and move on with your lives for yourself offline and uhh... Just try to do good for yourself, be emotionally positive for yourself, because the most important person you could love, or who loves you, is yourself.

'''Count:''' That's a good and wholesome message, that's really good. But like, those were just some of the main questions that people wanted to go over but I'm quite happy that you keep talking about CWCville cause it seems that CWCville is obviously a passion it's what you're most active about and you love doing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that and my species of Sonichus and Rosechus.

'''Count:'''So what's next in the CWCville storyline then? What's next to happen?

'''Chris:''' We're still developing, it's ongoing. I'm still working on the Ninth star book, and after that I'm working on book 14, which is... we're end up going further into Graduon's story.

'''Count:''' And what's going to happen there, or do you not- do you not want to give away too much of the story there? Do you want to keep it a secret?

'''Chris:''' Well, essentially we go- we talk about Graduon's history, and how he came to be here and there, and uh... at this point pretty much coming back to Earth in the Metal Sonichu body and what happens after that.

'''Count:''' Nice one. It's interesting. So, in regards to then, obviously you're in a polyamorous relationship. Do you plan on having kids?

'''Chris:''' Eventually yes. That is definitely part of the destiny.

'''Count:''' Do you have a destiny planned out for yourself?

'''Chris:''' The destiny was planned out for me without my knowledge.

'''Count:''' [''Laughs''] Was that- was that Magi-Chan that did that?

'''Chris:''' For so many years I didn't even know until most recently, but yeah. It's all good.

'''Count:''' That's good then. What are you... what are you doing with yourself in the real world anyway? You just sitting making comics and stuff, or you just doing your drawings? What else are you doing in the real world?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I didn't understand the question.

'''Count:''' Oh, sorry, just... In the real world, like where you are just now, like outside of CWCville, do you have any future plans or anything or are all of your plans centered on CWCville? Basically is all that matters or of the real world.

'''Chris:''' I don't know much about future plans right now, except for what I've learned recently about the uh... about my destiny and everything, so I'm pretty much just going with the flow, and doing as I go, which it actually kind of works out. Being pretty much in the present.

'''Count:''' Well that's good then. So, I'm just trying to- it's some of the things you've said about CWCville with like- I'm fascinated, mainly about the dimensions type of thing but like... It's just that I'm interested in about the travel, like how often do you actually travel to CWCville?

'''Chris:''' I'd say most daily.

'''Count:''' Daily? How long do you spend there?

'''Chris:''' Uh, about like a few hours at the moment?

'''Count:''' Does it... does it work in the same way like, for example, if you travel to CWCville and you're there for two hours, does two hours pass in the real world?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the time difference is one to one.

'''Count:''' Right, so it's the same amount of time. Right.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' It's fair enough. I'm just- so what else do you- what else is it that you do there? Do you just talk to everyone, like, do you have a house in CWCville that you live in?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I have a place that I live in there.

'''Count:''' Right. And do you live there with your wife and husband then there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. We're pretty much mostly still here- still here at the time, and we're going to end up being mostly over there much later on.

'''Count:''' No, that's fair enough. And I totally- It's weird that I totally get where you're coming from. Is there anything else, like, about CWCville, that you think people would find interesting? We've got about 3,000 people watching just now and they're finding it pretty interesting. Is there anything else you want to tell them that, you know, not many people know that you think they'd be interested in?

'''Chris:''' [''Sighs''] Well, I definitely so much more to CWCville that meets the eye. And, by the way, Pallet Town where Ash Ketchum came from, as well as Viridian City is clearly south of CWCville.

'''Count:''' So is the Pokémon Universe in the same dimension as CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' That's cool, cause I fucking love [[Pokémon]]. I love Pokémon, I don't care how old I am. I love Pokemon. [''Laughs''] And so, do you travel to Pallet Town as well then when you're in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Just nearby, so... we got Oak down there, we also have our own Pokemon professor in the city of CWCville as well. Anyways, it's all good, it's fine. But also you think a character that's on [''Stutters''] you think a character or person is fictional in this world, they exist in that dimension or in a sister dimension, once again like Stephen Universe is in that different dimension where World War 2 never happened.

'''Count:''' Right. Did World War II happen in the CWCville universe?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' It happened there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, this one's pretty much... the sister dimension to this world where we're living in right now, you and me.

'''Count:''' Right. [''pauses in awe''] I have so many questions! So, so you've got-

'''Chris:''' So many questions, so little time.

'''Count:''' I know, I know, I'm sorry, but like... So, CWCville itself has its own Pokémon professor, so there's obviously Pokémon in CWCville that you can catch.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and Sonichus and Rosechus are definitely in the family, you know, between the evolution of [[Rosey]]- Rosechu-[[Vamprosa]]; [[Sonee]]-[[Sonichu]]-[[Metonic]]... They're all official Pokemon, and there's literally over 1,000 Pokémon in existence and registered officially in the Pokédex over there that are not yet chronicled in this world in the games and everything. And Sonichu is number 982.

'''Count:''' So, those Pokémon that exist in the CWCville universe that haven't yet come into the games in the real world.

'''Chris:''' You mustn't not- You don't have to call it CWCville universe, because it essentially is the neutral sister dimension universe to our world here where everybody exists pretty much.

'''Count:''' So out of all the cartoon or comic universes that exist, CWCville is the one that's most closely related to the one that we're in now?

'''Chris:''' Well you have pretty much CWCville, but there's also [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], [[Family Guy|Quahog]], the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live there, and even [[Transformers|Cybertron]] exists there. And [[My Little Pony|Canterlot High School]] with a portal to Equestria.

'''Count:''' Right, so they're all deeply-

'''Chris:''' In the same dimension!

'''Count:''' So we're all in the same dimension as these other worlds?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the only difference is that pretty much... we can't see it in this world or our reality, but we open our minds and we can see what would be invisible in this world, but it's fully visible there in that dimension. And the Gamindustri and all the CPUs are there.

'''Count:''' Right. Who are the CPUs?

'''Chris:''' The Console Patron Units. ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

'''Count:''' What do they do? I don't know what they are. Sorry.

'''Chris:'''[''Pause''] You gotta get in on this.'' Hyperdimension Neptunia'' this is , the games been around for many years, the CPUs are the goddesses, there's a religion around them and everything. And there's like a 12 episode anime for them that covers at least the basics about them.

'''Count:''' Right, right, okay. So when you mention the other worlds like obviously Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers and stuff like that, do you travel to those worlds too?

'''Chris:''' Uh, among which I can project myself to there, yeah.

'''Count:''' Oh, obviously because you're the creator of CWCville, is it- it's obviously much easier for you to get to CWCville than it is to these other worlds.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much among which, it just takes a little bit more effort for me to get to most anywhere else.

'''Count:''' So, what other worlds have you travelled to?

'''Chris:''' I've definitely been to Equestria.

'''Count:''' You mean Equestria, Is that the My Little Pony one?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Alright, so what did you do when you were there?

'''Chris:''' Uh... just pretty much, diplomatic things.

'''Count:''' So, do these other worlds, do they have like diplomatic relations with each other then, do you sort of act as a diplomat between the worlds?

'''Chris:''' Among which, and an ally. I try to be as good a friend as I can be.

'''Count:''' Right, so is it to sort of like to maintain peace or something? Cause it usually- whenever diplomats are involved, it's because worlds might not like each other. So do any of these worlds, you know, sort of...

'''Chris:''' I don't know the full- I don't know the total history, but there have been some conflicts among which in the past that have been previously chronicled in the animated, the live action, the anime series, and the comic books and manga and literature books and everything. It's all- a bunch of it- a lot of it's chronicled in our world, so what I don't know you can pretty much read about it.

'''Count:''' Right, so have some of cartoon worlds, then, have they like gone to war with each other before?

'''Chris:''' Uh... like I said, I don't know the full history, but I would go with among which... yeah.

'''Count:''' Do you know which ones? If you don't know it's fine.

'''Chris:''' I don't know. I don't know the totality of it all just yet. I only know, like... you know, this, that amount here and there. I don't know everything, its still a big world over there, just like this one.

'''Count:''' Yeah, is it- sorry.

'''Chris:''' And then the big universe that surrounds it. Even [[Planet Dolan]] is there.

'''Count:''' Planet Dolan, is that- is that in its own universe as well? That's the YouTuber isn't it, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I'm talking about the actual [[Planet Dolan]] with all the characters from Planet Dolan actually exist like Melissa the Bird, and... PringleTheOne and Nixxiom and Hellbent and Dolan. Dolan himself. The character Dolan!

'''Count:''' That's amazing. So like, has CWCville ever been at war with any other cartoon worlds? Has there been problems or any kind of aggression or anything like that?

'''Chris:''' Not that I'm fully aware of, but I'm sure there have been a few differences here and there.

'''Count:''' So obviously your job is to make sure, like you act as the diplomat so you try and make sure that everything stay peaceful?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And I have my own bunch of powers as well, so it works.

'''Count:''' So, what powers is it that you have?

'''Chris:''' Electric, Magic, Psychic... I'm still learning.

'''Count:''' So do these powers work in the real world or is this only when you travel to these other worlds?

'''Chris:''' They're still in development. They partially work in this world.

'''Count:''' Right. Is there anything more you want to tell me about your powers? What is it, specifically that you can-?

'''Chris:''' [''Hesitates''] Um, let's just leave it at... uh, I don't want to divulge too much right now.

'''Count:'''No that’s, that’s completely fine. Thats okay. So, who is it that teaches you your powers, is it Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:'''Um, among others, yes. I have many a teacher help me figure my powers out.

'''Count:'''Are these all people that exist within- they’re characters within the CWCville?

'''Chris:'''Among which, yes.

'''Count:'''That’s interesting. Um… [stunned silence]

'''Chris:'''Let’s move on to another topic.

'''Count:'''No. No that’s no problem, that’s fine. I’m just trying to- It’s just lot a bit of travel between the worlds thing. It’s just- Do you do it from your bedroom? Is it, like a mental thing? You’ve mentioned portals before, do you actually- when you say a portal, is it like a portal in your mind or does an actual portal open in front of you that you walk through?

'''Chris:'''An actual portal.

'''Count:'''An actual portal. And do you just open it in your bedroom and just walk through it?

'''Chris:'''Um, from my bedroom, anywhere… Let’s not divulge too much right now.

'''Count:'''No, it’s- I totally understand. You wouldn’t want- you wouldn’t want people figuring it out and trying to cause problems. Ehm… It’s something I may try it. But don’t worry, I’ll [''laughs''] I may try it myself. [''continues laughing'']

'''Chris:'''You may wanna go find- you may wanna go find somebody else who knows more about portal making than I do.

'''Count:'''It’s okay, it’s okay, I won’t ask you to teach me. Well… One thing that we can do is here, I’ll have a look and see if anybody has submitted any questions in the Superchat, see if there’s anything else that we can get here. It’ll just be a moment and I’ll read through these.

'''Chris:'''Okay.

'''Count:'''Dadadadada, just trying to find… anything here. While I’m looking for this, are you going to any [[conventions]] or anything like that this year? Are you going to Comic Con or anything?

'''Chris:'''Yeah, I’m going to BarneyCon later this year.

'''Count:'''BronyCon.

'''Chris:'''Yup.

'''Count:'''That’s cool. I’m probably going to ComicCon myself.

'''Chris:'''BronyCon’s quite close to home, just like a pretty much a two hour drive from here.

'''Count:'''I’m all the way over in Scotland.

'''Chris:'''[''horrible Scottish accent''] Oh, is that where you are? I thought your accent was quite genuine to be a Scottish accent, eh?

'''Count:'''[''laughs''] Yeah.

'''Chris:'''I’m like wh- I found on [[CWC Ancestry|23AndMe]] that I am 100% European. I think there was a little Scottish in there, although I’m mostly British.

'''Count:'''Was it British, ah, Scots are, we’re an interesting people. You know we got ginger hair and bad tempers, that’s usually what makes you Scottish. [''laugh''s]

'''Chris:'''Eh, people are colorful like that. Everybody’s got their honest interests and everything. And that’s fi- You know it’s funny, 23AndMe I did find me a point one- less than point 1 percent… Ashkenazi. Jewish.

'''Count:'''Ashkenazi Jewish.

'''Chris:'''Who knew? Yeah.

'''Count:'''That’s interesting.

'''Chris:''' And my ancestry go all the way- and my ancestors were from Africa, so there’s possibly a little bit of [[niggo|black]] in me too. [''black stereotype impression''] What’chu say me homie? [''Fat Albert impression''] Hey hey hey!

'''Count:''' [''bursts out laughing''] Umm... Just, I'm just double checking here. I'm trying to find... I'm not really finding any questions... Oh, someone's actually asked one here. What type of food is in CWCville? Like, is it just the same food you would get here, or is it different?

'''Chris:''' I’d say it’s the same amou- type of cuisine we get here, yes.

'''Count:''' Is there anything new that you can only get in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Not that I’m aware of yet. 'Cept possibly maybe [[CWC Cola|CWC brand Cola]].

'''Count:''' CWC brand cola?

'''Chris:''' Or CWC brand anything.[''laughs'']

'''Count:''' So CWCville’s got its own brands of things as well.

'''Chris:''' Why not, it’s “CWC” enough to go with my initials.

'''Count:''' [''laughs''] I’m just-

'''Chris:''' It’s about as unique as Zap Apple Jam from Equestria.

'''Count:''' Right, so they’ve got like- they’ve got their own sort of products and CWCville has its own products as well.

'''Chris:''' Eh, give or take. They’re mostly similar.

'''Count:''' Someone’s actually asked a very good question. How does CWCville’s political system work? Cause I know that you’ve mentioned before there’s the mayor and the leaders. Is there other things does it have a senate? Or anything, you know a congressman?

'''Chris:'''I don’t know too much about politics, I’m just… I would say that they elect themselves… I’d say it’s similar, and they work along the political system of the rest of the country.

'''Count:'''Right, so is it just like- it’s not just one leader of CWCville, there’s obviously a group you know-

'''Chris:'''There’s like a staff underneath the mayor part as well.

'''Count:'''And then they advise? They obviously advise the mayor on decisions and things like that.

'''Chris:'''Yes.

'''Count:''' So what kind of decisions do they make? Is it just sort of things like opening a new park or something like that? Is it just those kind of decisions like sort of, you know, standard government decisions?

'''Chris:'''Yeah, pretty much.

'''Count:''' Fair enough, that’s quite cool. One thing that people are asking as well, um… this is something that I’ve actually never heard of, so I don’t know if this is actually true. Someone is saying to me you have a brother?

'''Chris:''' A brother?

'''Count:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I have two half brothers. That’s [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] over in New York City and Dr. [[David Alan Chandler]] over here in Virginia in the [[Richmond]] area, and my half sister [[Carol Chandler]]…Although she might have gotten married by now…I don’t know if she changed her last name or not.

'''Count:''' Alrighty, Do you still speak to them? Or do you stay in contact?

'''Chris:''' Uh… very rarely nowadays. They pretty much close- they closed themselves off from me.

'''Count:''' Well, why did they do that?

'''Chris:''' I’d say, they, well… To put it rather bluntly, I’d say Cole knows my mother, knows our mother quite too well. She’s always saying he’s not fond of her like that. And same possibly can be said of Alan and Carol of our father. And they just assumed distance themselves from, uh from- my from… their dad and our mom and just… uh, you know typical, like, the older brother from ''[[Wikipedia:Malcolm in the Middle|Malcolm in the Middle]]''.

'''Count:''' Right, right yeah that’s fine. So just sort of family disputes? It wasn’t really you or anything, it was just members of the family falling out with each other?

'''Chris:'''Pretty much, yeah.

'''Count:'''Yeah, don’t worry I completely understand that.

'''Chris:'''Yup. That’s the story, and we live with it.

'''Count:'''That’s fine, I’ve got similar stuff myself, don’t you worry. I’ve got a cousin who absolutely refuses to talk to me anymore.

'''Chris:'''I got cousins in Red Oak who refuse to talk to even my mother anymore.

'''Count:''' Really? Mine doesn’t talk to me for political reasons, but let’s not go into that.

'''Chris:''' Right.

'''Count:'''I’m just gonna have…

'''Chris:'''There’s three things you don’t talk about in general public; Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

'''Count:'''The Great Pumpkin? What’s the Great Pumpkin?

'''Chris:'''What, you never watched ''[[Peanuts]]''? Charlie Brown?

'''Count:'''Oh, yeah I think I remember something about that, yeah. I think I seen that when I was like a child. Like I was really young I think when I last watched that.

'''Chris:'''It’s fun to go back and watch the old cartoons you used to watch, reminisce. Feels-little, young once again, be like [''child impression''] Oh yeah, I’m familiar with this, I’ve seen it before, it’s still funny.

'''Count:'''I watched, like when I was growing up I watched [[Pokémon]], ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'', and ''[[Transformers]]'', and [[Wikipedia:Street Sharks|''Street Sharks'']] as well. I used to watch Street Sharks all the time when I was younger. I had all the action figures and everything… I loved Street Sharks.

'''Chris:''' Hm. That’s cool.

'''Count:'''I’m just trying to… see if there’s any other questions… a lot of people are asking as well see because World War 2, you say happened in CWCville.

'''Chris:'''Yeah.

'''Count:'''So obviously, as Pokémon exist in CWCville, were Pokémon involved in the war?

'''Chris:'''I can’t say.

'''Count:'''That’s fine. I hope they weren’t cause that sounds horrible. I really hope they weren’t.

'''Chris:'''I think it was more of a human on human thing in that battle.

'''Count:'''That’s okay then. I don’t like the idea of Pokémon getting killed, so I hope it was just human on human.

'''Chris:'''Yeah, I would believe so, yeah.

'''Count:'''That’s okay then.

'''Chris:'''Yeah, let’s leave it at that.

'''Count:'''Yeah. I’m just trying to… double check a few things. I think, I’m not really seeing a lot of valid questions coming in through on the Superchat. So…

'''Chris:'''Hey Simplechat, give us simple questions, simple minds!

'''Count:'''Yeah, good questions, like actual good questions. Ones that will actually be interesting, please… While I’m waiting on stuff like that, I’m trying to think of what else I could actually ask you about CWCville. Cause I’m absolutely fascinated. It’s weird, cause I have a million things that I want to know, I just can’t put them into words.

'''Chris:'''[''Imitates car honking while holding up toy car. Laughs'']

'''Count:'''[''laughs''] So like, see in order for something to become part of the CWCville universe, do you have to actually physically draw the comic, or as soon as the thought enters into your head, does it, is that it? It becomes part of the CWCville universe? Do you need to draw it or do you just need to think it?

'''Chris:'''Uhmm…I think it’s pretty much I have to… I pretty much… I have to fully think it and assess it. And like, you know, want it. And then it would become into existence.

'''Count:'''Yeah.

'''Chris:'''And of course, you know the expression. Necessity… cre- necessity is the mother of invention.

'''Count:'''That’s true, that’s very, very true. You know, a thing as well, people are interested in- A good question actually came through there- if you could just sort of describe just an average day in your life. Just, from when you wake up in the morning, what do you do?

'''Chris:'''I have a granola bar, I have a Monster Energy Tea to wake myself up. That’s at about 8:30 in the morning. I have a bit of breakie, I do what I feel like I would- I would try to get some drawing or whatever my current project is that I’m working on, or whatever happens to pop up in the day, and I have various things pop up that really keep me busy. It’s various, and… it can get-it can just get quite frustrating for me. But anyways, uh, typical day… So let’s say definitely among the drawings , so drawing for a while, I have lunch, I draw some- and color some more and then I have when I’m- dinner, and then I would take it and I would, like, come about 9 o'clock, I take a shower and then I get ready and go to bed.

==See also==
*[[Chris and journalism]]

{{FanChats}}

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Twitter

2019-02-18T15:51:00Z

A Mong Witch: /* Alt accounts */

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{{quote|NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|[[Chris]]'s initial reaction.}}
{{quote|...I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box.|Chris [[CWC Blog#28 December 2009|after a change of heart.]]}}
[[Image:CWCTwitter_wiki_welcome.jpg|thumb|right|"'''Short''', '''timely''' messages from Christian W Chandler": Twitter marketing department's biggest inadvertent lie.]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 280 (originally 140) characters in length. While it has its uses and has managed to last despite many criticisms, it is sometimes described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' called it a fad at one point, perhaps there is something to this claim.

However, from 2016 onward, Chris became much more active on Twitter, to the point where it [[2017 tweets|became his primary means of communicating with]] [[Trolls|the public]]. He rarely posts on his [[YouTube]] channel like he used to; he now communicates through multi-part Twitter threads and image uploads instead. Chris often fails to understand why Twitter was designed the way it is. He acts as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 280 character chunks for no reason. It's almost impossible to read his updates, which obviously makes following and replying to him hard.

On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], which most of them are linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].

== History ==
Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, ''CWCSonichu'',<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu]</ref> when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding a live [[Sonichu]] Twitter feed <ref>[http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu]</ref> onto the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. This feed picked up all mentions of the word "Sonichu" (hence Chris's use of the prefix "C.C. Sonichu says:"), to provide the loyal fanbase real-time coverage of their favorite comic and game hero and reactions to his weird antics from other fans. The CWCipedia sysop, in his infinite wisdom, elected to allow arbitrary, unmoderated comments from all fans to appear on the front page, to fully leverage the power of Web 2.0, user-created content, reader participation and all that modern nonsense.

Careful readers may start to notice that there's a slight conflict in this: Chris had stated many times that he wanted to be in complete control over the CWCipedia. In a development that surprised no one, the live feed was promptly overrun by [[troll]]s. Chris was furious, and was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] and other [[pickle]]-related activity that was going on on his web page.

However, as it is with all of the other things in this world, Chris's focus on Twitter waned over time. In [[May 2010]], the live Twitter feed was removed from CWCipedia, because apparently certain trolls failed to notice that Chris quit paying attention to his own web page and the activities of the trolls in the Twitter feed started to make Chris look positive in comparison. Chris stopped using the site in 2013 but picked up again in June 2016 and began tweeting more and more through the rest of 2016 and into 2017, to the point where he is more active on Twitter now than ever before.

== Subscriptions ==

Chris originally followed 29 people and groups, all of them related to [[Video games|gaming]]. Among these are...

* ''...relevant information on [[PS3|Life Upgrades]]:'' PlayStation, ps3fanboy, PS3_Trophies
* ''...accounts related to [[LittleBigPlanet|the sweetest non-Chinese hobby of all]]:'' Media_Molecule, LittleBigPlanet [No longer subscribed as that account was suspended for some reason], LittleBIGFan, SackBoy4Pluto, Mm_Sackgirl
* ''...respectable, reliable and impartial game journalists and media:'' Veronica <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, Qore, GamesRadar, GameTrailers, gamespot, IGN, g4tv, GamePro, xplay, gamenewsps3 <nowiki>[G4]</nowiki>, gameinformer
* ''...game houses which produce games that Chris may play, if properly baited away from LittleBigPlanet-related activities:'' Naughty_Dog, insomniacgames, SEGA, EA, Ubisoft, CriterionGames, NISAmerica <nowiki>[Nippon Ichi Software]</nowiki>, RockBand, namcogames
* ''...[[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] sailing destinations:'' amazongames
* ''...events which Chris doesn't attend:'' Official_PAX

Notably, [[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]] (a video game show host and also, OMG, a woman) is the only real person among these subscriptions. This does wonders to dispel rumors that Chris is a living video game geek stereotype and hence beyond merely undateable.

With Chris's resurgence of activity, he has followed over 600 accounts, many of them belonging to [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|minor celebrities]] and [[DoopieDoOver|internet personalities]] he attempts to interact with. Some accounts he formerly followed have since blocked Chris.

==Blocks==
{{main|Twitter block}}

Chris has been blocked on Twitter by a number of accounts, including many he used to follow, preventing him from either tweeting at them or seeing their tweets. While some of this has come from people he follows discovering his personality flaws and history of poor online behavior, other blocks have been due to [[weens]] flocking to any account Chris shares from or responds to, spamming his convos with less than savory things and images of Chris's past.

Though Chris has been periodically blocked by various people for several years, he reached his breaking point in January 2019 when he was blocked by a number of individuals in the [[My Little Pony]] fandom in short succession, prompting many days of [[Apologies_to_the_liked_Bronies_and_Pegasisters;_PLEASE_UNBLOCK_ME_ON_TWITTER!|angry screeching]] and [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] against the trolls and the blockers themselves.

This would not be the first notable incident where Chris threw a total fit from being blocked. When [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] blocked Chris for his creepy behavior, Chris blamed the trolls and weens, not realizing that his own actions was the main catalyst in Doopie cutting any sort of ties with him. From this incident, it is clear that two years later, Chris still cannot comprehend why someone would NOT want to talk to him. Given his [[Chris_and_his_Ego|historic inability to be told "no"]], it is likely that Chris will be continuing to receive more twitter [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris|blocks]] in the future.

==Alt accounts==
{{see also|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

In August 2017, during the [[Doopie]] Saga, trolls discovered that Chris was operating an alternate account (or "sockpuppet") on Twitter, with the main purpose of [[White knight|supporting his main account]] in arguments with [[Ween|weens]], posing as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and HONEST fan]] of Chris and his work. The account, [[Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet|@NightStar2891]], assumed the persona of Chris's [[My Little Pony]] fan character, "(Miss) Night Star".

Chris initially denied (on both accounts) any connection to "Night Star". However, as with his [[JenkinsJinkies]] account on [[Trollin Train]], even a [[slow-in-the-mind]] would be able to recognize Chris from the use of his [[Chris and English|distinctive writing style]], constant praise and defense of himself, location in [[Chris's homes|Virginia]], frequent assertions that he is [[Tomgirl|transgender]], following and retweeting of people he likes (such as Doopie and Tara Strong), borrowing of his original characters, and password-recovery [[emails]] matching Chris's known accounts. Of course, Chris [[Disguises|believes he is a master of disguise]] and believed he had successfully masked his identity under the secondary account.

Later in August, Chris came clean and admitted he was behind NightStar8291, though he continues to use the account occasionally, particularly to try and contact people such as Doopie, Tabitha St. Germain, and [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] who have blocked Chris's main account. On January 2019, another Twitter sock was discovered by trolls under the alias of Magi-Chan, @MagiChan111448. It was confirmed to be created to continue following members of the brony community who have blocked Chris's main account, though Chris claims it was made for his [[Chris and reality|fictional]] friend and [[Polyamorous marriage|spouse]].

On 9 [[February 2019]], Chris began his move to a new Twitter account, @CPU_CWCSonichu in an attempt to yet again bypass his blocks. Predictably, this was blocked within a day or two by all relevant bronies. After a few days of Twitter silence, Chris posted [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]] on both his old @CWCSonichu account and his new @CPU_CWCSonichu account, soon followed with an announcement the he was indeed closing the old account (with roughly 25,000 followers at this time, down from a peak of 31,000 after using an app to ban weens and trolls) and transferring his [[Weens|Twitter fanbase]] to the new @CPU_CWCSonichu account (just over 2,000 followers as of 17 February, and growing rapidly), noting that he "will be striving to contain Less Drama and any and all Haters and Harassers shall be Blocked Out, Period".

Since the discovery of the @NightStar2891 account, watchers have found a number of other accounts that appear to belong to Chris, such as the now-suspended @EquestriaHeart, characterized by their clearly unrealistic degree of ''Sonichu'' fandom, white knighting of Chris, and similar interests and behavior. However, it has become clear that they in fact belong to [[weens]] ''pretending'' to be Chris's sockpuppets.

A related form of weenery involves impersonating Chris. While a few accounts such as [https://twitter.com/RealCWCSonichu @RealCWCSonichu] make some attempt to be convincing imposters, most, such as [https://twitter.com/liquidchu420 @liquidchu420] and [https://twitter.com/cw_true @cw_true], are clearly (unfunny) jokes and not intended to fool spectators. Chris, however, believes that these imposter accounts are responsible for his bad reputation that led to other users blocking him.

== Gallery ==
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File:Twitter20June201301.png|CUTE!
File:Twitter20June201302.png|(My life would be complete if) I had a girlfriend.
File:Twitter20June201301High.jpg
Image:Twitter20June201302High.jpg
File:ColeVSChrisTwitter.png|Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]].
File:MarkCuban.png|A photo of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]]. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''
File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''
File:TwisterBluray.jpg|''Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.''
File:RishikeshIndianWoman.jpg|''Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.''
File:Sphinx.jpg|''Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.''
File:GreatWallOfChina.png|''Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.''
File:BR6NNHFCMAA0q4O.jpg large.jpg|''Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.''
File:BR6NQc6CIAAOoGJ.jpg large.jpg|''Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.''
File:BR6VLK2CIAE-j6m.jpg large.jpg|Chris's absurd riddle.

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== External links ==
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]
* <s>[https://mega.co.nz/#!oY1SQZya!dBMXsERnL5bsA-sdoja-j1r1VQc3YviHkGIysrWWRJk Chris's Entire Twitter Feed from 27 December 2009 to 20 June 2013.]</s> '''DELETED'''

==References==
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A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles

2019-02-18T08:42:51Z

A Mong Witch:

{{taxpayermoney}}
'''A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles''' is a [[Lego]] video Chris created on 16 February 2019.

==Video==
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| stardate = 16 February 2019
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| saga = {{Soft Exile}}
| shirt =
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===Description===
Fame and Followers do not always accumulate to good things, as is in the long-ongoing examples of Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, discussed in multiple episodes with Dr. Wolf, himself. Because these facts need to be heeded and listened to.
Background provided by Lego Movie 2 Emmet’s Dreamhouse set, teapot and mugs provided by Unikitty’s Tastiest Friends set, and other various pieces. Camera was propped on a holder from the Lego Movie 2 Movie Maker set.
Background design was inspired by background artwork provided by Lightning Bliss’ Creator:
 https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-...
 Her YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/e1d2k
===Transcript===

[Chris has built a Lego therapist's office. Dr. Wolf is sitting in a chair, and his Lego self is on the couch. He begins speaking in a nasal tone of voice, evidently the voice he’s chosen for Dr. Wolf] So, Mrs. Chandler, tell me what’s on your mind.

[In his normal voice] Well, Doc, on our Earth in Dimension 1218, I am very well-known and famous for my creativity and my Sonichu comic books, and I have many fans and followers, amongst which the fanbase, the trollish haters and harassers. More recently, though, they have been targeting and harassing the Brony Analysts that I like, including the creators of Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Firebrand, Ellie [something] and a few others. [Heavy stress sigh] Thank goodness your creator is not on Twitter, Dr. Wolf. Too much dramaaa! Those particular analysts blocked me on Twitter. I seriously felt and still feel rejected. As if being verbally pushed away by Nowacking at BronyCon last year didn’t scar me horribly enough. Ugh. My head. Meanwhile, I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection, sending myself, the whole soooul, to do all the work that I’ve been doing with everyone, by myself, so forth. [Long silence, then a sigh. Another Lego Chris figure appears in the shot.] And I’m either in my human or my Sonichu form, and I typically end up going CPU. Access! [Makes a wooshing noise as he adds a bunch of extra pieces onto the new Lego Chris and stress sighs] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [He shakes the CPU figure around while yelling] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197. Anyhow, I had to be here in C-197, and around CWCville, and after Maddy’s creator blocked us, my body’s mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent, but not as much as I, and yet more so prone to the autism and mentally exceptional effects, and . . . it gets very emotional. [Shakes the first Christine Lego around again while yelling] I really cannot take the blocking anymorrrrre! After years of being bullied, deceived, harassed, and blackmailed, [stress sighs, then shifts into a petulant growl] not to mention being banned from a few places too. Not to mention recently, a psychiatrist at Region 10 made me recall that time in the fourth grade when the teachers, the teachers’ aide, the counselor, and da principal held me down on the floor while audiotaping my screams and cries of angerrrrrr! [He violently shakes and smacks the unfortunate Lego on the floor, as if it’s having a seizure, while growling like an idiot] Let me up let me up let me up let me up letmeupletmeupletmeup! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling while he continues to smack the Lego around]

[The scene resets. Chris’s first Lego is now sitting on the couch again. He resumes speaking in a sullen tone of voice.] So, anyway, I lashed out in tantrums on Twitterrr, [stress sigh], this Stonewall Jackson, who endured and grew up of all of the experiences for well over a decade crumbled and fell. [The CPU Chris figure begins to speak.] Yup. That brain was in such a horrible state and mess after all that. Seriously, made my own bedroom after the house fire 2014, look clean and organized in comparison. ‘N, gee whiz, after the firefighters took the ax to my bedroom, that was really a mess, so . . . my brain was in worse shape. [CPU Chris departs] So, I had pleaded to ‘em all to unblock me, but to no avail. I had thought the trolling haters ‘n harassers were at fault for da reason of them blocking me. But, as it turns out, as I had been told by a valid source, they blocked me due to my past and not wanting to be sucked into the drama of my life and apparently my obsessive behaviors too. I have a touch of OCD, from the autism! Some of those analysts have OCD too. In fact, they all have the same thing n’ innernet troll and bully problems as I do! I’ve been online longer than all of them! I have endured and suffered more den all of them together! I was a pioneer in all of this! I could be helping ‘em all cope, with support ‘n kindness! I did try to do that for dem and now they all blocked me, ‘n closed me ooout. It makes me feel like I’m falling into another depression, again. I feel like I want to just scream, so much. I’m pretty much verging on becoming suicidal! Well! That’s not good at all. That’s really not good at all.

[Chris switches back to the nasal tone of voice to indicate that Dr. Wolf is speaking] Oh my. That is quite a troublesome conundrum. I recall a great number of my past patients who had each suffered only a portion of what you alone had endured, and I agree that you and all those particular analysts could be great teachers to each other in a support group. [Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera in a chiding tone of voice] But from their similar perspectives of you, judgmental and possibly cynical as dey are. [He turns back to Lego Chris] Knowing and aware of the past, I suppose the various types of followers you have, it is discernible that they would not want to end up falling into the drama the haters and harassers keep on targeting ‘n torturing everyone with. It becomes quite difficult to simply block out their relentless attacks, especially when they are formidable and able to rebound quick in a flash. Also, how’d—not only wrong it is to close out the greater target those individuals continue to follow and attack, who was originally only a victim of circumstances, that does not stop those individuals from continuing to target and attack the blockers. And yet those people remain offended of the mis-actions made of you in the past. They have more than enough of their own troubles in their hands, eyes, soul, and body to be able to cope or care about others’ problems, or they simply do not care to empathize, sympathize, or understand you, in that you have learned from your past mistakes and how to endure or close out the bullies and their torture. And you have attempted time and again to show kindness and support to and for everyone else who have gone through the similar trials and torture as you. You have a very strong soul, heart, and senses for kindness and positivity, and justice [abrupt cut into the next line]--is a major crime for anyone to close you out because you are plenty capable of becoming a really good ally or friend for most anyone. [Chris slurps tea off-camera; the scene shifts again] Ahhh, this tea is really good. Passionfruit for taste, with some mint and chamomile for keepin’ your mind and soul calm as possible. {Speaking as a veteran tea drinker: ewwww no that sounds horrible why}

[Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera again] When evaluating someone, one should always widen their perspectives, ‘n take many factors into account, ‘n consider de other individual’s perspective. Always remaining in a subjective point of view is rather very selfish indeed. Although, Christine, the analysts are seeing you as only one fan out of thousands of others. I see you more as a peer of theirs, as you have created more than tons of what they call ‘content’, in your comic books. Does all this make sense with you?

[In his normal voice] Fairly more or less. I do, to the best of my abilities, take others’ perspectives and feelings into account. ‘N I’m not always able to. I, the soul, am able to remain fluid in processing thought and speech, but to have to work with and around the brain, in this body? My process can easily get interrupted [another abrupt cut into the next line] is often prone to the autism and can even fall into becoming seriously exceptional, especially when it feels overloaded, overworked, very sad, angry, or upset, ‘n so forth. It shuts off and leaves me disabled. If anything oughtta be known about me, when others are evaluating me, it’s da stability and fragility of this body’s braaain, [stress sigh] but I digress-- [yet another abrupt cut] I have learned from my past mistakes, I’m still learning ‘n processing everything as they come. But in da recent events, everyone keeps tellin’ me ta ‘moove on, these analysis aren’t worth your time’, or something similar to that line. My--I simply cannot. My background, what I can tell, I have a real difficult time not being liked by anyone. And [voice cracks] famous people, including the analysts, do not cope well with being not liked by others either. And—when also considers the adage, ‘treat others how you’d like to be treated’, I feel like if I stop my efforts to show the analysts dat I am normally likable, and cool to talk with, and simply make them stop not liking me, [the scene shifts; Lego Chris is now levitating above the floor] they will feel not liked by me. And they will feel at least a little bit saddened, by that, as well as da torture knowing or thinking I didn’t like any of them, [Lego Chris is now wobbling around the office set] and my not liking dem becomes virally popular, by the haters and the [voice cracks] harassers, all over the woooorld, it would put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their [voice becomes very shrill] emotions, feelings, and self-consciousness, ‘n I can empathize with that! [Lego Chris is flailing around wildly as Chris becomes increasingly worked up; his voice is almost unbearably shrill now] It would be just like a whole major eend to them, ‘n it would just be so horrific ‘n terrible n’ I would not be able to get over it ‘n I would not be able to--cause I did all that, it’s my fault, my fault, [unintelligible] could not continue on not just because of my mentality n’ sake but for theirs as well! I mean, shoot, errybody hatin’ errybody else is just a horrible horrible wrong thing to do in this world, and they think I’m not liking them, ‘n errybody else not liking them [unintelligible gibberish] n’ my fault, n’ it’s just--[screams]

[Via stop motion, Lego Chris returns to the couch and drinks more tea. Chris stress sighs.] So, it remains a quest for me to undo the chaos, and getting the analysis all to unblock and like me. I mean, we don’t have to be friends. At the very least, in the once in a while moments, I really would delight in sharing the kind and/or supportive thoughts, comments, or response to something that is going on with them, and not being misconstruded as anything offensive or creepy, ‘cause I’m hardly ever am offensive or creepy.

[Scene shifts. Lego Chris is now looking directly into the camera from close up, while Dr. Wolf observes in the background. He speaks in an angry tone of voice] Do you all hear me out there, in Dimension 1218’s Earth? I am usually kind, supportive, and sincere. Never, ever, eever, [voice cracks] eeever misconstrude me again, please! [He growls in what is probably meant to be an intimidating fashion. The scene cuts back to Lego Chris on the couch; Lego Chris slurps his tea and stress sighs] Because of how much I have been greatly misunderstood, misirterpreted, misconstruded over da years, it just makes me feel [he grunts as if he’s trying to shit] sooooo upset, and crestfallen! [Heavy stress sigh]

[Dr Wolf is speaking again] Indeed. Your heart and soul continues to be in the right places with lots of great care and effort. And I too know how it feels to have misunderstood efforts weighed heavily against you. [Stress sigh] There are such narcissists out there, who want to add unrequited drama to any simple, mundane kind task of others. If only there were not such bad individuals. This discussion has been quite enlightening. Unfortunately our time is up for now. I would love to discuss this more with you. Shall we continue this next week? [In normal voice] Yes, Doctor. I feel so much better being listened to and fully understood. You really are great for what you are. Thank you for listening. [In Doctor Wolf voice] My pleasure, Miss Chandler. [Deep inhalations and exhalations from off screen] Feels good to be helping!

==Blooper Reel==
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===Transcript===
[A Lego house set contains Chris and Dr Wolf, with a Lego 'The Simpsons' cat at Chris's feet]

[Chris (off camera)] Miaow, miaow!! [Now in a more normal voice] Cut!! Cat on the set!! Hungry cat on the set!!! [Random autistic yowling, groans, etc]

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A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles

2019-02-18T08:37:16Z

A Mong Witch: /* Blooper Reel */

{{Incomplete}}
{{taxpayermoney}}
'''A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles''' is a [[Lego]] video Chris created on 16 February 2019.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=AmZNYSUUuns}}
| stardate = 16 February 2019
| subject =
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Soft Exile}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little bit of Gary Stu]]
| next =
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===Description===
Fame and Followers do not always accumulate to good things, as is in the long-ongoing examples of Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, discussed in multiple episodes with Dr. Wolf, himself. Because these facts need to be heeded and listened to.
Background provided by Lego Movie 2 Emmet’s Dreamhouse set, teapot and mugs provided by Unikitty’s Tastiest Friends set, and other various pieces. Camera was propped on a holder from the Lego Movie 2 Movie Maker set.
Background design was inspired by background artwork provided by Lightning Bliss’ Creator:
 https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-...
 Her YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/e1d2k
===Transcript===

[Chris has built a Lego therapist's office. Dr. Wolf is sitting in a chair, and his Lego self is on the couch. He begins speaking in a nasal tone of voice, evidently the voice he’s chosen for Dr. Wolf] So, Mrs. Chandler, tell me what’s on your mind.

[In his normal voice] Well, Doc, on our Earth in Dimension 1218, I am very well-known and famous for my creativity and my Sonichu comic books, and I have many fans and followers, amongst which the fanbase, the trollish haters and harassers. More recently, though, they have been targeting and harassing the Brony Analysts that I like, including the creators of Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Firebrand, Ellie [something] and a few others. [Heavy stress sigh] Thank goodness your creator is not on Twitter, Dr. Wolf. Too much dramaaa! Those particular analysts blocked me on Twitter. I seriously felt and still feel rejected. As if being verbally pushed away by Nowacking at BronyCon last year didn’t scar me horribly enough. Ugh. My head. Meanwhile, I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection, sending myself, the whole soooul, to do all the work that I’ve been doing with everyone, by myself, so forth. [Long silence, then a sigh. Another Lego Chris figure appears in the shot.] And I’m either in my human or my Sonichu form, and I typically end up going CPU. Access! [Makes a wooshing noise as he adds a bunch of extra pieces onto the new Lego Chris and stress sighs] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [He shakes the CPU figure around while yelling] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197. Anyhow, I had to be here in C-197, and around CWCville, and after Maddy’s creator blocked us, my body’s mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent, but not as much as I, and yet more so prone to the autism and mentally exceptional effects, and . . . it gets very emotional. [Shakes the first Christine Lego around again while yelling] I really cannot take the blocking anymorrrrre! After years of being bullied, deceived, harassed, and blackmailed, [stress sighs, then shifts into a petulant growl] not to mention being banned from a few places too. Not to mention recently, a psychiatrist at Region 10 made me recall that time in the fourth grade when the teachers, the teachers’ aide, the counselor, and da principal held me down on the floor while audiotaping my screams and cries of angerrrrrr! [He violently shakes and smacks the unfortunate Lego on the floor, as if it’s having a seizure, while growling like an idiot] Let me up let me up let me up let me up letmeupletmeupletmeup! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling while he continues to smack the Lego around]

[The scene resets. Chris’s first Lego is now sitting on the couch again. He resumes speaking in a sullen tone of voice.] So, anyway, I lashed out in tantrums on Twitterrr, [stress sigh], this Stonewall Jackson, who endured and grew up of all of the experiences for well over a decade crumbled and fell. [The CPU Chris figure begins to speak.] Yup. That brain was in such a horrible state and mess after all that. Seriously, made my own bedroom after the house fire 2014, look clean and organized in comparison. ‘N, gee whiz, after the firefighters took the ax to my bedroom, that was really a mess, so . . . my brain was in worse shape. [CPU Chris departs] So, I had pleaded to ‘em all to unblock me, but to no avail. I had thought the trolling haters ‘n harassers were at fault for da reason of them blocking me. But, as it turns out, as I had been told by a valid source, they blocked me due to my past and not wanting to be sucked into the drama of my life and apparently my obsessive behaviors too. I have a touch of OCD, from the autism! Some of those analysts have OCD too. In fact, they all have the same thing n’ innernet troll and bully problems as I do! I’ve been online longer than all of them! I have endured and suffered more den all of them together! I was a pioneer in all of this! I could be helping ‘em all cope, with support ‘n kindness! I did try to do that for dem and now they all blocked me, ‘n closed me ooout. It makes me feel like I’m falling into another depression, again. I feel like I want to just scream, so much. I’m pretty much verging on becoming suicidal! Well! That’s not good at all. That’s really not good at all.

[Chris switches back to the nasal tone of voice to indicate that Dr. Wolf is speaking] Oh my. That is quite a troublesome conundrum. I recall a great number of my past patients who had each suffered only a portion of what you alone had endured, and I agree that you and all those particular analysts could be great teachers to each other in a support group. [Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera in a chiding tone of voice] But from their similar perspectives of you, judgmental and possibly cynical as dey are. [He turns back to Lego Chris] Knowing and aware of the past, I suppose the various types of followers you have, it is discernible that they would not want to end up falling into the drama the haters and harassers keep on targeting ‘n torturing everyone with. It becomes quite difficult to simply block out their relentless attacks, especially when they are formidable and able to rebound quick in a flash. Also, how’d—not only wrong it is to close out the greater target those individuals continue to follow and attack, who was originally only a victim of circumstances, that does not stop those individuals from continuing to target and attack the blockers. And yet those people remain offended of the mis-actions made of you in the past. They have more than enough of their own troubles in their hands, eyes, soul, and body to be able to cope or care about others’ problems, or they simply do not care to empathize, sympathize, or understand you, in that you have learned from your past mistakes and how to endure or close out the bullies and their torture. And you have attempted time and again to show kindness and support to and for everyone else who have gone through the similar trials and torture as you. You have a very strong soul, heart, and senses for kindness and positivity, and justice [abrupt cut into the next line]--is a major crime for anyone to close you out because you are plenty capable of becoming a really good ally or friend for most anyone. [Chris slurps tea off-camera; the scene shifts again] Ahhh, this tea is really good. Passionfruit for taste, with some mint and chamomile for keepin’ your mind and soul calm as possible. {Speaking as a veteran tea drinker: ewwww no that sounds horrible why}

[Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera again] When evaluating someone, one should always widen their perspectives, ‘n take many factors into account, ‘n consider de other individual’s perspective. Always remaining in a subjective point of view is rather very selfish indeed. Although, Christine, the analysts are seeing you as only one fan out of thousands of others. I see you more as a peer of theirs, as you have created more than tons of what they call ‘content’, in your comic books. Does all this make sense with you?

[In his normal voice] Fairly more or less. I do, to the best of my abilities, take others’ perspectives and feelings into account. ‘N I’m not always able to. I, the soul, am able to remain fluid in processing thought and speech, but to have to work with and around the brain, in this body? My process can easily get interrupted [another abrupt cut into the next line] is often prone to the autism and can even fall into becoming seriously exceptional, especially when it feels overloaded, overworked, very sad, angry, or upset, ‘n so forth. It shuts off and leaves me disabled. If anything oughtta be known about me, when others are evaluating me, it’s da stability and fragility of this body’s braaain, [stress sigh] but I digress-- [yet another abrupt cut] I have learned from my past mistakes, I’m still learning ‘n processing everything as they come. But in da recent events, everyone keeps tellin’ me ta ‘moove on, these analysis aren’t worth your time’, or something similar to that line. My--I simply cannot. My background, what I can tell, I have a real difficult time not being liked by anyone. And [voice cracks] famous people, including the analysts, do not cope well with being not liked by others either. And—when also considers the adage, ‘treat others how you’d like to be treated’, I feel like if I stop my efforts to show the analysts dat I am normally likable, and cool to talk with, and simply make them stop not liking me, [the scene shifts; Lego Chris is now levitating above the floor] they will feel not liked by me. And they will feel at least a little bit saddened, by that, as well as da torture knowing or thinking I didn’t like any of them, [Lego Chris is now wobbling around the office set] and my not liking dem becomes virally popular, by the haters and the [voice cracks] harassers, all over the woooorld, it would put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their [voice becomes very shrill] emotions, feelings, and self-consciousness, ‘n I can empathize with that! [Lego Chris is flailing around wildly as Chris becomes increasingly worked up; his voice is almost unbearably shrill now] It would be just like a whole major eend to them, ‘n it would just be so horrific ‘n terrible n’ I would not be able to get over it ‘n I would not be able to--cause I did all that, it’s my fault, my fault, [unintelligible] could not continue on not just because of my mentality n’ sake but for theirs as well! I mean, shoot, errybody hatin’ errybody else is just a horrible horrible wrong thing to do in this world, and they think I’m not liking them, ‘n errybody else not liking them [unintelligible gibberish] n’ my fault, n’ it’s just--[screams]

[Via stop motion, Lego Chris returns to the couch and drinks more tea. Chris stress sighs.] So, it remains a quest for me to undo the chaos, and getting the analysis all to unblock and like me. I mean, we don’t have to be friends. At the very least, in the once in a while moments, I really would delight in sharing the kind and/or supportive thoughts, comments, or response to something that is going on with them, and not being misconstruded as anything offensive or creepy, ‘cause I’m hardly ever am offensive or creepy.

[Scene shifts. Lego Chris is now looking directly into the camera from close up, while Dr. Wolf observes in the background. He speaks in an angry tone of voice] Do you all hear me out there, in Dimension 1218’s Earth? I am usually kind, supportive, and sincere. Never, ever, eever, [voice cracks] eeever misconstrude me again, please! [He growls in what is probably meant to be an intimidating fashion. The scene cuts back to Lego Chris on the couch; Lego Chris slurps his tea and stress sighs] Because of how much I have been greatly misunderstood, misirterpreted, misconstruded over da years, it just makes me feel [he grunts as if he’s trying to shit] sooooo upset, and crestfallen! [Heavy stress sigh]

[Dr Wolf is speaking again] Indeed. Your heart and soul continues to be in the right places with lots of great care and effort. And I too know how it feels to have misunderstood efforts weighed heavily against you. [Stress sigh] There are such narcissists out there, who want to add unrequited drama to any simple, mundane kind task of others. If only there were not such bad individuals. This discussion has been quite enlightening. Unfortunately our time is up for now. I would love to discuss this more with you. Shall we continue this next week? [In normal voice] Yes, Doctor. I feel so much better being listened to and fully understood. You really are great for what you are. Thank you for listening. [In Doctor Wolf voice] My pleasure, Miss Chandler. [Deep inhalations and exhalations from off screen] Feels good to be helping!

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===Transcript===
[A Lego house set contains Chris and Dr Wolf, with a Lego 'The Simpsons' cat at Chris's feet]

[Chris (off camera)] Miaow, miaow!! [Now in a more normal voice] Cut!! Cat on the set!! Hungry cat on the set!!! [Random autistic yowling, groans, etc]

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A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles

2019-02-18T08:35:55Z

A Mong Witch: /* Video */

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'''A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles''' is a [[Lego]] video Chris created on 16 February 2019.

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===Description===
Fame and Followers do not always accumulate to good things, as is in the long-ongoing examples of Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, discussed in multiple episodes with Dr. Wolf, himself. Because these facts need to be heeded and listened to.
Background provided by Lego Movie 2 Emmet’s Dreamhouse set, teapot and mugs provided by Unikitty’s Tastiest Friends set, and other various pieces. Camera was propped on a holder from the Lego Movie 2 Movie Maker set.
Background design was inspired by background artwork provided by Lightning Bliss’ Creator:
 https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-...
 Her YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/e1d2k
===Transcript===

[Chris has built a Lego therapist's office. Dr. Wolf is sitting in a chair, and his Lego self is on the couch. He begins speaking in a nasal tone of voice, evidently the voice he’s chosen for Dr. Wolf] So, Mrs. Chandler, tell me what’s on your mind.

[In his normal voice] Well, Doc, on our Earth in Dimension 1218, I am very well-known and famous for my creativity and my Sonichu comic books, and I have many fans and followers, amongst which the fanbase, the trollish haters and harassers. More recently, though, they have been targeting and harassing the Brony Analysts that I like, including the creators of Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Firebrand, Ellie [something] and a few others. [Heavy stress sigh] Thank goodness your creator is not on Twitter, Dr. Wolf. Too much dramaaa! Those particular analysts blocked me on Twitter. I seriously felt and still feel rejected. As if being verbally pushed away by Nowacking at BronyCon last year didn’t scar me horribly enough. Ugh. My head. Meanwhile, I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection, sending myself, the whole soooul, to do all the work that I’ve been doing with everyone, by myself, so forth. [Long silence, then a sigh. Another Lego Chris figure appears in the shot.] And I’m either in my human or my Sonichu form, and I typically end up going CPU. Access! [Makes a wooshing noise as he adds a bunch of extra pieces onto the new Lego Chris and stress sighs] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [He shakes the CPU figure around while yelling] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197. Anyhow, I had to be here in C-197, and around CWCville, and after Maddy’s creator blocked us, my body’s mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent, but not as much as I, and yet more so prone to the autism and mentally exceptional effects, and . . . it gets very emotional. [Shakes the first Christine Lego around again while yelling] I really cannot take the blocking anymorrrrre! After years of being bullied, deceived, harassed, and blackmailed, [stress sighs, then shifts into a petulant growl] not to mention being banned from a few places too. Not to mention recently, a psychiatrist at Region 10 made me recall that time in the fourth grade when the teachers, the teachers’ aide, the counselor, and da principal held me down on the floor while audiotaping my screams and cries of angerrrrrr! [He violently shakes and smacks the unfortunate Lego on the floor, as if it’s having a seizure, while growling like an idiot] Let me up let me up let me up let me up letmeupletmeupletmeup! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling while he continues to smack the Lego around]

[The scene resets. Chris’s first Lego is now sitting on the couch again. He resumes speaking in a sullen tone of voice.] So, anyway, I lashed out in tantrums on Twitterrr, [stress sigh], this Stonewall Jackson, who endured and grew up of all of the experiences for well over a decade crumbled and fell. [The CPU Chris figure begins to speak.] Yup. That brain was in such a horrible state and mess after all that. Seriously, made my own bedroom after the house fire 2014, look clean and organized in comparison. ‘N, gee whiz, after the firefighters took the ax to my bedroom, that was really a mess, so . . . my brain was in worse shape. [CPU Chris departs] So, I had pleaded to ‘em all to unblock me, but to no avail. I had thought the trolling haters ‘n harassers were at fault for da reason of them blocking me. But, as it turns out, as I had been told by a valid source, they blocked me due to my past and not wanting to be sucked into the drama of my life and apparently my obsessive behaviors too. I have a touch of OCD, from the autism! Some of those analysts have OCD too. In fact, they all have the same thing n’ innernet troll and bully problems as I do! I’ve been online longer than all of them! I have endured and suffered more den all of them together! I was a pioneer in all of this! I could be helping ‘em all cope, with support ‘n kindness! I did try to do that for dem and now they all blocked me, ‘n closed me ooout. It makes me feel like I’m falling into another depression, again. I feel like I want to just scream, so much. I’m pretty much verging on becoming suicidal! Well! That’s not good at all. That’s really not good at all.

[Chris switches back to the nasal tone of voice to indicate that Dr. Wolf is speaking] Oh my. That is quite a troublesome conundrum. I recall a great number of my past patients who had each suffered only a portion of what you alone had endured, and I agree that you and all those particular analysts could be great teachers to each other in a support group. [Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera in a chiding tone of voice] But from their similar perspectives of you, judgmental and possibly cynical as dey are. [He turns back to Lego Chris] Knowing and aware of the past, I suppose the various types of followers you have, it is discernible that they would not want to end up falling into the drama the haters and harassers keep on targeting ‘n torturing everyone with. It becomes quite difficult to simply block out their relentless attacks, especially when they are formidable and able to rebound quick in a flash. Also, how’d—not only wrong it is to close out the greater target those individuals continue to follow and attack, who was originally only a victim of circumstances, that does not stop those individuals from continuing to target and attack the blockers. And yet those people remain offended of the mis-actions made of you in the past. They have more than enough of their own troubles in their hands, eyes, soul, and body to be able to cope or care about others’ problems, or they simply do not care to empathize, sympathize, or understand you, in that you have learned from your past mistakes and how to endure or close out the bullies and their torture. And you have attempted time and again to show kindness and support to and for everyone else who have gone through the similar trials and torture as you. You have a very strong soul, heart, and senses for kindness and positivity, and justice [abrupt cut into the next line]--is a major crime for anyone to close you out because you are plenty capable of becoming a really good ally or friend for most anyone. [Chris slurps tea off-camera; the scene shifts again] Ahhh, this tea is really good. Passionfruit for taste, with some mint and chamomile for keepin’ your mind and soul calm as possible. {Speaking as a veteran tea drinker: ewwww no that sounds horrible why}

[Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera again] When evaluating someone, one should always widen their perspectives, ‘n take many factors into account, ‘n consider de other individual’s perspective. Always remaining in a subjective point of view is rather very selfish indeed. Although, Christine, the analysts are seeing you as only one fan out of thousands of others. I see you more as a peer of theirs, as you have created more than tons of what they call ‘content’, in your comic books. Does all this make sense with you?

[In his normal voice] Fairly more or less. I do, to the best of my abilities, take others’ perspectives and feelings into account. ‘N I’m not always able to. I, the soul, am able to remain fluid in processing thought and speech, but to have to work with and around the brain, in this body? My process can easily get interrupted [another abrupt cut into the next line] is often prone to the autism and can even fall into becoming seriously exceptional, especially when it feels overloaded, overworked, very sad, angry, or upset, ‘n so forth. It shuts off and leaves me disabled. If anything oughtta be known about me, when others are evaluating me, it’s da stability and fragility of this body’s braaain, [stress sigh] but I digress-- [yet another abrupt cut] I have learned from my past mistakes, I’m still learning ‘n processing everything as they come. But in da recent events, everyone keeps tellin’ me ta ‘moove on, these analysis aren’t worth your time’, or something similar to that line. My--I simply cannot. My background, what I can tell, I have a real difficult time not being liked by anyone. And [voice cracks] famous people, including the analysts, do not cope well with being not liked by others either. And—when also considers the adage, ‘treat others how you’d like to be treated’, I feel like if I stop my efforts to show the analysts dat I am normally likable, and cool to talk with, and simply make them stop not liking me, [the scene shifts; Lego Chris is now levitating above the floor] they will feel not liked by me. And they will feel at least a little bit saddened, by that, as well as da torture knowing or thinking I didn’t like any of them, [Lego Chris is now wobbling around the office set] and my not liking dem becomes virally popular, by the haters and the [voice cracks] harassers, all over the woooorld, it would put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their [voice becomes very shrill] emotions, feelings, and self-consciousness, ‘n I can empathize with that! [Lego Chris is flailing around wildly as Chris becomes increasingly worked up; his voice is almost unbearably shrill now] It would be just like a whole major eend to them, ‘n it would just be so horrific ‘n terrible n’ I would not be able to get over it ‘n I would not be able to--cause I did all that, it’s my fault, my fault, [unintelligible] could not continue on not just because of my mentality n’ sake but for theirs as well! I mean, shoot, errybody hatin’ errybody else is just a horrible horrible wrong thing to do in this world, and they think I’m not liking them, ‘n errybody else not liking them [unintelligible gibberish] n’ my fault, n’ it’s just--[screams]

[Via stop motion, Lego Chris returns to the couch and drinks more tea. Chris stress sighs.] So, it remains a quest for me to undo the chaos, and getting the analysis all to unblock and like me. I mean, we don’t have to be friends. At the very least, in the once in a while moments, I really would delight in sharing the kind and/or supportive thoughts, comments, or response to something that is going on with them, and not being misconstruded as anything offensive or creepy, ‘cause I’m hardly ever am offensive or creepy.

[Scene shifts. Lego Chris is now looking directly into the camera from close up, while Dr. Wolf observes in the background. He speaks in an angry tone of voice] Do you all hear me out there, in Dimension 1218’s Earth? I am usually kind, supportive, and sincere. Never, ever, eever, [voice cracks] eeever misconstrude me again, please! [He growls in what is probably meant to be an intimidating fashion. The scene cuts back to Lego Chris on the couch; Lego Chris slurps his tea and stress sighs] Because of how much I have been greatly misunderstood, misirterpreted, misconstruded over da years, it just makes me feel [he grunts as if he’s trying to shit] sooooo upset, and crestfallen! [Heavy stress sigh]

[Dr Wolf is speaking again] Indeed. Your heart and soul continues to be in the right places with lots of great care and effort. And I too know how it feels to have misunderstood efforts weighed heavily against you. [Stress sigh] There are such narcissists out there, who want to add unrequited drama to any simple, mundane kind task of others. If only there were not such bad individuals. This discussion has been quite enlightening. Unfortunately our time is up for now. I would love to discuss this more with you. Shall we continue this next week? [In normal voice] Yes, Doctor. I feel so much better being listened to and fully understood. You really are great for what you are. Thank you for listening. [In Doctor Wolf voice] My pleasure, Miss Chandler. [Deep inhalations and exhalations from off screen] Feels good to be helping!

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===Transcript===
[A Lego house set contains Chris and Dr Wolf, with a Lego 'The Simpsons' cat at Chris's feet]

[Chris (off camera)] Miaow, miaow!! [Now in a more normal voice] Cut!! Cat on the set!! Hungry cat on the set!!! [Random autistic yowling, groans, etc]

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A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles

2019-02-18T08:32:28Z

A Mong Witch: /* Transcript */

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'''A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles''' is a [[Lego]] video Chris created on 16 February 2019.

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===Description===
Fame and Followers do not always accumulate to good things, as is in the long-ongoing examples of Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, discussed in multiple episodes with Dr. Wolf, himself. Because these facts need to be heeded and listened to.
Background provided by Lego Movie 2 Emmet’s Dreamhouse set, teapot and mugs provided by Unikitty’s Tastiest Friends set, and other various pieces. Camera was propped on a holder from the Lego Movie 2 Movie Maker set.
Background design was inspired by background artwork provided by Lightning Bliss’ Creator:
 https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-...
 Her YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/e1d2k
===Transcript===

[Chris has built a Lego therapist's office. Dr. Wolf is sitting in a chair, and his Lego self is on the couch. He begins speaking in a nasal tone of voice, evidently the voice he’s chosen for Dr. Wolf] So, Mrs. Chandler, tell me what’s on your mind.

[In his normal voice] Well, Doc, on our Earth in Dimension 1218, I am very well-known and famous for my creativity and my Sonichu comic books, and I have many fans and followers, amongst which the fanbase, the trollish haters and harassers. More recently, though, they have been targeting and harassing the Brony Analysts that I like, including the creators of Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Firebrand, Ellie [something] and a few others. [Heavy stress sigh] Thank goodness your creator is not on Twitter, Dr. Wolf. Too much dramaaa! Those particular analysts blocked me on Twitter. I seriously felt and still feel rejected. As if being verbally pushed away by Nowacking at BronyCon last year didn’t scar me horribly enough. Ugh. My head. Meanwhile, I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection, sending myself, the whole soooul, to do all the work that I’ve been doing with everyone, by myself, so forth. [Long silence, then a sigh. Another Lego Chris figure appears in the shot.] And I’m either in my human or my Sonichu form, and I typically end up going CPU. Access! [Makes a wooshing noise as he adds a bunch of extra pieces onto the new Lego Chris and stress sighs] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [He shakes the CPU figure around while yelling] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197. Anyhow, I had to be here in C-197, and around CWCville, and after Maddy’s creator blocked us, my body’s mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent, but not as much as I, and yet more so prone to the autism and mentally exceptional effects, and . . . it gets very emotional. [Shakes the first Christine Lego around again while yelling] I really cannot take the blocking anymorrrrre! After years of being bullied, deceived, harassed, and blackmailed, [stress sighs, then shifts into a petulant growl] not to mention being banned from a few places too. Not to mention recently, a psychiatrist at Region 10 made me recall that time in the fourth grade when the teachers, the teachers’ aide, the counselor, and da principal held me down on the floor while audiotaping my screams and cries of angerrrrrr! [He violently shakes and smacks the unfortunate Lego on the floor, as if it’s having a seizure, while growling like an idiot] Let me up let me up let me up let me up letmeupletmeupletmeup! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling while he continues to smack the Lego around]

[The scene resets. Chris’s first Lego is now sitting on the couch again. He resumes speaking in a sullen tone of voice.] So, anyway, I lashed out in tantrums on Twitterrr, [stress sigh], this Stonewall Jackson, who endured and grew up of all of the experiences for well over a decade crumbled and fell. [The CPU Chris figure begins to speak.] Yup. That brain was in such a horrible state and mess after all that. Seriously, made my own bedroom after the house fire 2014, look clean and organized in comparison. ‘N, gee whiz, after the firefighters took the ax to my bedroom, that was really a mess, so . . . my brain was in worse shape. [CPU Chris departs] So, I had pleaded to ‘em all to unblock me, but to no avail. I had thought the trolling haters ‘n harassers were at fault for da reason of them blocking me. But, as it turns out, as I had been told by a valid source, they blocked me due to my past and not wanting to be sucked into the drama of my life and apparently my obsessive behaviors too. I have a touch of OCD, from the autism! Some of those analysts have OCD too. In fact, they all have the same thing n’ innernet troll and bully problems as I do! I’ve been online longer than all of them! I have endured and suffered more den all of them together! I was a pioneer in all of this! I could be helping ‘em all cope, with support ‘n kindness! I did try to do that for dem and now they all blocked me, ‘n closed me ooout. It makes me feel like I’m falling into another depression, again. I feel like I want to just scream, so much. I’m pretty much verging on becoming suicidal! Well! That’s not good at all. That’s really not good at all.

[Chris switches back to the nasal tone of voice to indicate that Dr. Wolf is speaking] Oh my. That is quite a troublesome conundrum. I recall a great number of my past patients who had each suffered only a portion of what you alone had endured, and I agree that you and all those particular analysts could be great teachers to each other in a support group. [Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera in a chiding tone of voice] But from their similar perspectives of you, judgmental and possibly cynical as dey are. [He turns back to Lego Chris] Knowing and aware of the past, I suppose the various types of followers you have, it is discernible that they would not want to end up falling into the drama the haters and harassers keep on targeting ‘n torturing everyone with. It becomes quite difficult to simply block out their relentless attacks, especially when they are formidable and able to rebound quick in a flash. Also, how’d—not only wrong it is to close out the greater target those individuals continue to follow and attack, who was originally only a victim of circumstances, that does not stop those individuals from continuing to target and attack the blockers. And yet those people remain offended of the mis-actions made of you in the past. They have more than enough of their own troubles in their hands, eyes, soul, and body to be able to cope or care about others’ problems, or they simply do not care to empathize, sympathize, or understand you, in that you have learned from your past mistakes and how to endure or close out the bullies and their torture. And you have attempted time and again to show kindness and support to and for everyone else who have gone through the similar trials and torture as you. You have a very strong soul, heart, and senses for kindness and positivity, and justice [abrupt cut into the next line]--is a major crime for anyone to close you out because you are plenty capable of becoming a really good ally or friend for most anyone. [Chris slurps tea off-camera; the scene shifts again] Ahhh, this tea is really good. Passionfruit for taste, with some mint and chamomile for keepin’ your mind and soul calm as possible. {Speaking as a veteran tea drinker: ewwww no that sounds horrible why}

[Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera again] When evaluating someone, one should always widen their perspectives, ‘n take many factors into account, ‘n consider de other individual’s perspective. Always remaining in a subjective point of view is rather very selfish indeed. Although, Christine, the analysts are seeing you as only one fan out of thousands of others. I see you more as a peer of theirs, as you have created more than tons of what they call ‘content’, in your comic books. Does all this make sense with you?

[In his normal voice] Fairly more or less. I do, to the best of my abilities, take others’ perspectives and feelings into account. ‘N I’m not always able to. I, the soul, am able to remain fluid in processing thought and speech, but to have to work with and around the brain, in this body? My process can easily get interrupted [another abrupt cut into the next line] is often prone to the autism and can even fall into becoming seriously exceptional, especially when it feels overloaded, overworked, very sad, angry, or upset, ‘n so forth. It shuts off and leaves me disabled. If anything oughtta be known about me, when others are evaluating me, it’s da stability and fragility of this body’s braaain, [stress sigh] but I digress-- [yet another abrupt cut] I have learned from my past mistakes, I’m still learning ‘n processing everything as they come. But in da recent events, everyone keeps tellin’ me ta ‘moove on, these analysis aren’t worth your time’, or something similar to that line. My--I simply cannot. My background, what I can tell, I have a real difficult time not being liked by anyone. And [voice cracks] famous people, including the analysts, do not cope well with being not liked by others either. And—when also considers the adage, ‘treat others how you’d like to be treated’, I feel like if I stop my efforts to show the analysts dat I am normally likable, and cool to talk with, and simply make them stop not liking me, [the scene shifts; Lego Chris is now levitating above the floor] they will feel not liked by me. And they will feel at least a little bit saddened, by that, as well as da torture knowing or thinking I didn’t like any of them, [Lego Chris is now wobbling around the office set] and my not liking dem becomes virally popular, by the haters and the [voice cracks] harassers, all over the woooorld, it would put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their [voice becomes very shrill] emotions, feelings, and self-consciousness, ‘n I can empathize with that! [Lego Chris is flailing around wildly as Chris becomes increasingly worked up; his voice is almost unbearably shrill now] It would be just like a whole major eend to them, ‘n it would just be so horrific ‘n terrible n’ I would not be able to get over it ‘n I would not be able to--cause I did all that, it’s my fault, my fault, [unintelligible] could not continue on not just because of my mentality n’ sake but for theirs as well! I mean, shoot, errybody hatin’ errybody else is just a horrible horrible wrong thing to do in this world, and they think I’m not liking them, ‘n errybody else not liking them [unintelligible gibberish] n’ my fault, n’ it’s just--[screams]

[Via stop motion, Lego Chris returns to the couch and drinks more tea. Chris stress sighs.] So, it remains a quest for me to undo the chaos, and getting the analysis all to unblock and like me. I mean, we don’t have to be friends. At the very least, in the once in a while moments, I really would delight in sharing the kind and/or supportive thoughts, comments, or response to something that is going on with them, and not being misconstruded as anything offensive or creepy, ‘cause I’m hardly ever am offensive or creepy.

[Scene shifts. Lego Chris is now looking directly into the camera from close up, while Dr. Wolf observes in the background. He speaks in an angry tone of voice] Do you all hear me out there, in Dimension 1218’s Earth? I am usually kind, supportive, and sincere. Never, ever, eever, [voice cracks] eeever misconstrude me again, please! [He growls in what is probably meant to be an intimidating fashion. The scene cuts back to Lego Chris on the couch; Lego Chris slurps his tea and stress sighs] Because of how much I have been greatly misunderstood, misirterpreted, misconstruded over da years, it just makes me feel [he grunts as if he’s trying to shit] sooooo upset, and crestfallen! [Heavy stress sigh]

[Dr Wolf is speaking again] Indeed. Your heart and soul continues to be in the right places with lots of great care and effort. And I too know how it feels to have misunderstood efforts weighed heavily against you. [Stress sigh] There are such narcissists out there, who want to add unrequited drama to any simple, mundane kind task of others. If only there were not such bad individuals. This discussion has been quite enlightening. Unfortunately our time is up for now. I would love to discuss this more with you. Shall we continue this next week? [In normal voice] Yes, Doctor. I feel so much better being listened to and fully understood. You really are great for what you are. Thank you for listening. [In Doctor Wolf voice] My pleasure, Miss Chandler. [Deep inhalations and exhalations from off screen] Feels good to be helping!

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===Transcript===
[A Lego house set contains Chris and Dr Wolf, with a Lego 'The Simpsons' cat at Chris's feet]

[Chris (off camera)] Miaow, miaow!! [Now in a more normal voice] Cut!! Cat on the set!! Hungry cat on the set!!! [Random autistic yowling, groans, etc]

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A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles

2019-02-18T08:32:03Z

A Mong Witch: Added transcript ffor "AMWDW Cat Blooper"

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'''A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles''' is a [[Lego]] video Chris created on 16 February 2019.

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===Description===
Fame and Followers do not always accumulate to good things, as is in the long-ongoing examples of Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, discussed in multiple episodes with Dr. Wolf, himself. Because these facts need to be heeded and listened to.
Background provided by Lego Movie 2 Emmet’s Dreamhouse set, teapot and mugs provided by Unikitty’s Tastiest Friends set, and other various pieces. Camera was propped on a holder from the Lego Movie 2 Movie Maker set.
Background design was inspired by background artwork provided by Lightning Bliss’ Creator:
 https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-...
 Her YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/e1d2k
===Transcript===

[Chris has built a Lego therapist's office. Dr. Wolf is sitting in a chair, and his Lego self is on the couch. He begins speaking in a nasal tone of voice, evidently the voice he’s chosen for Dr. Wolf] So, Mrs. Chandler, tell me what’s on your mind.

[In his normal voice] Well, Doc, on our Earth in Dimension 1218, I am very well-known and famous for my creativity and my Sonichu comic books, and I have many fans and followers, amongst which the fanbase, the trollish haters and harassers. More recently, though, they have been targeting and harassing the Brony Analysts that I like, including the creators of Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Firebrand, Ellie [something] and a few others. [Heavy stress sigh] Thank goodness your creator is not on Twitter, Dr. Wolf. Too much dramaaa! Those particular analysts blocked me on Twitter. I seriously felt and still feel rejected. As if being verbally pushed away by Nowacking at BronyCon last year didn’t scar me horribly enough. Ugh. My head. Meanwhile, I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection, sending myself, the whole soooul, to do all the work that I’ve been doing with everyone, by myself, so forth. [Long silence, then a sigh. Another Lego Chris figure appears in the shot.] And I’m either in my human or my Sonichu form, and I typically end up going CPU. Access! [Makes a wooshing noise as he adds a bunch of extra pieces onto the new Lego Chris and stress sighs] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [He shakes the CPU figure around while yelling] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197. Anyhow, I had to be here in C-197, and around CWCville, and after Maddy’s creator blocked us, my body’s mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent, but not as much as I, and yet more so prone to the autism and mentally exceptional effects, and . . . it gets very emotional. [Shakes the first Christine Lego around again while yelling] I really cannot take the blocking anymorrrrre! After years of being bullied, deceived, harassed, and blackmailed, [stress sighs, then shifts into a petulant growl] not to mention being banned from a few places too. Not to mention recently, a psychiatrist at Region 10 made me recall that time in the fourth grade when the teachers, the teachers’ aide, the counselor, and da principal held me down on the floor while audiotaping my screams and cries of angerrrrrr! [He violently shakes and smacks the unfortunate Lego on the floor, as if it’s having a seizure, while growling like an idiot] Let me up let me up let me up let me up letmeupletmeupletmeup! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling while he continues to smack the Lego around]

[The scene resets. Chris’s first Lego is now sitting on the couch again. He resumes speaking in a sullen tone of voice.] So, anyway, I lashed out in tantrums on Twitterrr, [stress sigh], this Stonewall Jackson, who endured and grew up of all of the experiences for well over a decade crumbled and fell. [The CPU Chris figure begins to speak.] Yup. That brain was in such a horrible state and mess after all that. Seriously, made my own bedroom after the house fire 2014, look clean and organized in comparison. ‘N, gee whiz, after the firefighters took the ax to my bedroom, that was really a mess, so . . . my brain was in worse shape. [CPU Chris departs] So, I had pleaded to ‘em all to unblock me, but to no avail. I had thought the trolling haters ‘n harassers were at fault for da reason of them blocking me. But, as it turns out, as I had been told by a valid source, they blocked me due to my past and not wanting to be sucked into the drama of my life and apparently my obsessive behaviors too. I have a touch of OCD, from the autism! Some of those analysts have OCD too. In fact, they all have the same thing n’ innernet troll and bully problems as I do! I’ve been online longer than all of them! I have endured and suffered more den all of them together! I was a pioneer in all of this! I could be helping ‘em all cope, with support ‘n kindness! I did try to do that for dem and now they all blocked me, ‘n closed me ooout. It makes me feel like I’m falling into another depression, again. I feel like I want to just scream, so much. I’m pretty much verging on becoming suicidal! Well! That’s not good at all. That’s really not good at all.

[Chris switches back to the nasal tone of voice to indicate that Dr. Wolf is speaking] Oh my. That is quite a troublesome conundrum. I recall a great number of my past patients who had each suffered only a portion of what you alone had endured, and I agree that you and all those particular analysts could be great teachers to each other in a support group. [Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera in a chiding tone of voice] But from their similar perspectives of you, judgmental and possibly cynical as dey are. [He turns back to Lego Chris] Knowing and aware of the past, I suppose the various types of followers you have, it is discernible that they would not want to end up falling into the drama the haters and harassers keep on targeting ‘n torturing everyone with. It becomes quite difficult to simply block out their relentless attacks, especially when they are formidable and able to rebound quick in a flash. Also, how’d—not only wrong it is to close out the greater target those individuals continue to follow and attack, who was originally only a victim of circumstances, that does not stop those individuals from continuing to target and attack the blockers. And yet those people remain offended of the mis-actions made of you in the past. They have more than enough of their own troubles in their hands, eyes, soul, and body to be able to cope or care about others’ problems, or they simply do not care to empathize, sympathize, or understand you, in that you have learned from your past mistakes and how to endure or close out the bullies and their torture. And you have attempted time and again to show kindness and support to and for everyone else who have gone through the similar trials and torture as you. You have a very strong soul, heart, and senses for kindness and positivity, and justice [abrupt cut into the next line]--is a major crime for anyone to close you out because you are plenty capable of becoming a really good ally or friend for most anyone. [Chris slurps tea off-camera; the scene shifts again] Ahhh, this tea is really good. Passionfruit for taste, with some mint and chamomile for keepin’ your mind and soul calm as possible. {Speaking as a veteran tea drinker: ewwww no that sounds horrible why}

[Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera again] When evaluating someone, one should always widen their perspectives, ‘n take many factors into account, ‘n consider de other individual’s perspective. Always remaining in a subjective point of view is rather very selfish indeed. Although, Christine, the analysts are seeing you as only one fan out of thousands of others. I see you more as a peer of theirs, as you have created more than tons of what they call ‘content’, in your comic books. Does all this make sense with you?

[In his normal voice] Fairly more or less. I do, to the best of my abilities, take others’ perspectives and feelings into account. ‘N I’m not always able to. I, the soul, am able to remain fluid in processing thought and speech, but to have to work with and around the brain, in this body? My process can easily get interrupted [another abrupt cut into the next line] is often prone to the autism and can even fall into becoming seriously exceptional, especially when it feels overloaded, overworked, very sad, angry, or upset, ‘n so forth. It shuts off and leaves me disabled. If anything oughtta be known about me, when others are evaluating me, it’s da stability and fragility of this body’s braaain, [stress sigh] but I digress-- [yet another abrupt cut] I have learned from my past mistakes, I’m still learning ‘n processing everything as they come. But in da recent events, everyone keeps tellin’ me ta ‘moove on, these analysis aren’t worth your time’, or something similar to that line. My--I simply cannot. My background, what I can tell, I have a real difficult time not being liked by anyone. And [voice cracks] famous people, including the analysts, do not cope well with being not liked by others either. And—when also considers the adage, ‘treat others how you’d like to be treated’, I feel like if I stop my efforts to show the analysts dat I am normally likable, and cool to talk with, and simply make them stop not liking me, [the scene shifts; Lego Chris is now levitating above the floor] they will feel not liked by me. And they will feel at least a little bit saddened, by that, as well as da torture knowing or thinking I didn’t like any of them, [Lego Chris is now wobbling around the office set] and my not liking dem becomes virally popular, by the haters and the [voice cracks] harassers, all over the woooorld, it would put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their [voice becomes very shrill] emotions, feelings, and self-consciousness, ‘n I can empathize with that! [Lego Chris is flailing around wildly as Chris becomes increasingly worked up; his voice is almost unbearably shrill now] It would be just like a whole major eend to them, ‘n it would just be so horrific ‘n terrible n’ I would not be able to get over it ‘n I would not be able to--cause I did all that, it’s my fault, my fault, [unintelligible] could not continue on not just because of my mentality n’ sake but for theirs as well! I mean, shoot, errybody hatin’ errybody else is just a horrible horrible wrong thing to do in this world, and they think I’m not liking them, ‘n errybody else not liking them [unintelligible gibberish] n’ my fault, n’ it’s just--[screams]

[Via stop motion, Lego Chris returns to the couch and drinks more tea. Chris stress sighs.] So, it remains a quest for me to undo the chaos, and getting the analysis all to unblock and like me. I mean, we don’t have to be friends. At the very least, in the once in a while moments, I really would delight in sharing the kind and/or supportive thoughts, comments, or response to something that is going on with them, and not being misconstruded as anything offensive or creepy, ‘cause I’m hardly ever am offensive or creepy.

[Scene shifts. Lego Chris is now looking directly into the camera from close up, while Dr. Wolf observes in the background. He speaks in an angry tone of voice] Do you all hear me out there, in Dimension 1218’s Earth? I am usually kind, supportive, and sincere. Never, ever, eever, [voice cracks] eeever misconstrude me again, please! [He growls in what is probably meant to be an intimidating fashion. The scene cuts back to Lego Chris on the couch; Lego Chris slurps his tea and stress sighs] Because of how much I have been greatly misunderstood, misirterpreted, misconstruded over da years, it just makes me feel [he grunts as if he’s trying to shit] sooooo upset, and crestfallen! [Heavy stress sigh]

[Dr Wolf is speaking again] Indeed. Your heart and soul continues to be in the right places with lots of great care and effort. And I too know how it feels to have misunderstood efforts weighed heavily against you. [Stress sigh] There are such narcissists out there, who want to add unrequited drama to any simple, mundane kind task of others. If only there were not such bad individuals. This discussion has been quite enlightening. Unfortunately our time is up for now. I would love to discuss this more with you. Shall we continue this next week? [In normal voice] Yes, Doctor. I feel so much better being listened to and fully understood. You really are great for what you are. Thank you for listening. [In Doctor Wolf voice] My pleasure, Miss Chandler. [Deep inhalations and exhalations from off screen] Feels good to be helping!

==Blooper Reel==
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===Transcript===
[A Lego house contains Chris and Dr Wolf, with a Lego 'The Simpsons' cat at Chris's feet]

[Chris (off camera)] Miaow, miaow!! [Now in a more normal voice] Cut!! Cat on the set!! Hungry cat on the set!!! [Random autistic yowling, groans, etc]

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A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles

2019-02-18T08:21:47Z

A Mong Witch: Added transcript for "A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles"

{{Incomplete}}
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'''A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles''' is a [[Lego]] video Chris created on 16 February 2019.

==Video==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=AmZNYSUUuns}}
| stardate = 16 February 2019
| subject =
| style =
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| shirt =
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===Description===
Fame and Followers do not always accumulate to good things, as is in the long-ongoing examples of Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, discussed in multiple episodes with Dr. Wolf, himself. Because these facts need to be heeded and listened to.
Background provided by Lego Movie 2 Emmet’s Dreamhouse set, teapot and mugs provided by Unikitty’s Tastiest Friends set, and other various pieces. Camera was propped on a holder from the Lego Movie 2 Movie Maker set.
Background design was inspired by background artwork provided by Lightning Bliss’ Creator:
 https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-...
 Her YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/e1d2k
===Transcript===

[Chris has built a Lego therapist's office. Dr. Wolf is sitting in a chair, and his Lego self is on the couch. He begins speaking in a nasal tone of voice, evidently the voice he’s chosen for Dr. Wolf] So, Mrs. Chandler, tell me what’s on your mind.

[In his normal voice] Well, Doc, on our Earth in Dimension 1218, I am very well-known and famous for my creativity and my Sonichu comic books, and I have many fans and followers, amongst which the fanbase, the trollish haters and harassers. More recently, though, they have been targeting and harassing the Brony Analysts that I like, including the creators of Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Firebrand, Ellie [something] and a few others. [Heavy stress sigh] Thank goodness your creator is not on Twitter, Dr. Wolf. Too much dramaaa! Those particular analysts blocked me on Twitter. I seriously felt and still feel rejected. As if being verbally pushed away by Nowacking at BronyCon last year didn’t scar me horribly enough. Ugh. My head. Meanwhile, I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection, sending myself, the whole soooul, to do all the work that I’ve been doing with everyone, by myself, so forth. [Long silence, then a sigh. Another Lego Chris figure appears in the shot.] And I’m either in my human or my Sonichu form, and I typically end up going CPU. Access! [Makes a wooshing noise as he adds a bunch of extra pieces onto the new Lego Chris and stress sighs] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [He shakes the CPU figure around while yelling] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197. Anyhow, I had to be here in C-197, and around CWCville, and after Maddy’s creator blocked us, my body’s mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent, but not as much as I, and yet more so prone to the autism and mentally exceptional effects, and . . . it gets very emotional. [Shakes the first Christine Lego around again while yelling] I really cannot take the blocking anymorrrrre! After years of being bullied, deceived, harassed, and blackmailed, [stress sighs, then shifts into a petulant growl] not to mention being banned from a few places too. Not to mention recently, a psychiatrist at Region 10 made me recall that time in the fourth grade when the teachers, the teachers’ aide, the counselor, and da principal held me down on the floor while audiotaping my screams and cries of angerrrrrr! [He violently shakes and smacks the unfortunate Lego on the floor, as if it’s having a seizure, while growling like an idiot] Let me up let me up let me up let me up letmeupletmeupletmeup! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling while he continues to smack the Lego around]

[The scene resets. Chris’s first Lego is now sitting on the couch again. He resumes speaking in a sullen tone of voice.] So, anyway, I lashed out in tantrums on Twitterrr, [stress sigh], this Stonewall Jackson, who endured and grew up of all of the experiences for well over a decade crumbled and fell. [The CPU Chris figure begins to speak.] Yup. That brain was in such a horrible state and mess after all that. Seriously, made my own bedroom after the house fire 2014, look clean and organized in comparison. ‘N, gee whiz, after the firefighters took the ax to my bedroom, that was really a mess, so . . . my brain was in worse shape. [CPU Chris departs] So, I had pleaded to ‘em all to unblock me, but to no avail. I had thought the trolling haters ‘n harassers were at fault for da reason of them blocking me. But, as it turns out, as I had been told by a valid source, they blocked me due to my past and not wanting to be sucked into the drama of my life and apparently my obsessive behaviors too. I have a touch of OCD, from the autism! Some of those analysts have OCD too. In fact, they all have the same thing n’ innernet troll and bully problems as I do! I’ve been online longer than all of them! I have endured and suffered more den all of them together! I was a pioneer in all of this! I could be helping ‘em all cope, with support ‘n kindness! I did try to do that for dem and now they all blocked me, ‘n closed me ooout. It makes me feel like I’m falling into another depression, again. I feel like I want to just scream, so much. I’m pretty much verging on becoming suicidal! Well! That’s not good at all. That’s really not good at all.

[Chris switches back to the nasal tone of voice to indicate that Dr. Wolf is speaking] Oh my. That is quite a troublesome conundrum. I recall a great number of my past patients who had each suffered only a portion of what you alone had endured, and I agree that you and all those particular analysts could be great teachers to each other in a support group. [Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera in a chiding tone of voice] But from their similar perspectives of you, judgmental and possibly cynical as dey are. [He turns back to Lego Chris] Knowing and aware of the past, I suppose the various types of followers you have, it is discernible that they would not want to end up falling into the drama the haters and harassers keep on targeting ‘n torturing everyone with. It becomes quite difficult to simply block out their relentless attacks, especially when they are formidable and able to rebound quick in a flash. Also, how’d—not only wrong it is to close out the greater target those individuals continue to follow and attack, who was originally only a victim of circumstances, that does not stop those individuals from continuing to target and attack the blockers. And yet those people remain offended of the mis-actions made of you in the past. They have more than enough of their own troubles in their hands, eyes, soul, and body to be able to cope or care about others’ problems, or they simply do not care to empathize, sympathize, or understand you, in that you have learned from your past mistakes and how to endure or close out the bullies and their torture. And you have attempted time and again to show kindness and support to and for everyone else who have gone through the similar trials and torture as you. You have a very strong soul, heart, and senses for kindness and positivity, and justice [abrupt cut into the next line]--is a major crime for anyone to close you out because you are plenty capable of becoming a really good ally or friend for most anyone. [Chris slurps tea off-camera; the scene shifts again] Ahhh, this tea is really good. Passionfruit for taste, with some mint and chamomile for keepin’ your mind and soul calm as possible. {Speaking as a veteran tea drinker: ewwww no that sounds horrible why}

[Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera again] When evaluating someone, one should always widen their perspectives, ‘n take many factors into account, ‘n consider de other individual’s perspective. Always remaining in a subjective point of view is rather very selfish indeed. Although, Christine, the analysts are seeing you as only one fan out of thousands of others. I see you more as a peer of theirs, as you have created more than tons of what they call ‘content’, in your comic books. Does all this make sense with you?

[In his normal voice] Fairly more or less. I do, to the best of my abilities, take others’ perspectives and feelings into account. ‘N I’m not always able to. I, the soul, am able to remain fluid in processing thought and speech, but to have to work with and around the brain, in this body? My process can easily get interrupted [another abrupt cut into the next line] is often prone to the autism and can even fall into becoming seriously exceptional, especially when it feels overloaded, overworked, very sad, angry, or upset, ‘n so forth. It shuts off and leaves me disabled. If anything oughtta be known about me, when others are evaluating me, it’s da stability and fragility of this body’s braaain, [stress sigh] but I digress-- [yet another abrupt cut] I have learned from my past mistakes, I’m still learning ‘n processing everything as they come. But in da recent events, everyone keeps tellin’ me ta ‘moove on, these analysis aren’t worth your time’, or something similar to that line. My--I simply cannot. My background, what I can tell, I have a real difficult time not being liked by anyone. And [voice cracks] famous people, including the analysts, do not cope well with being not liked by others either. And—when also considers the adage, ‘treat others how you’d like to be treated’, I feel like if I stop my efforts to show the analysts dat I am normally likable, and cool to talk with, and simply make them stop not liking me, [the scene shifts; Lego Chris is now levitating above the floor] they will feel not liked by me. And they will feel at least a little bit saddened, by that, as well as da torture knowing or thinking I didn’t like any of them, [Lego Chris is now wobbling around the office set] and my not liking dem becomes virally popular, by the haters and the [voice cracks] harassers, all over the woooorld, it would put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their [voice becomes very shrill] emotions, feelings, and self-consciousness, ‘n I can empathize with that! [Lego Chris is flailing around wildly as Chris becomes increasingly worked up; his voice is almost unbearably shrill now] It would be just like a whole major eend to them, ‘n it would just be so horrific ‘n terrible n’ I would not be able to get over it ‘n I would not be able to--cause I did all that, it’s my fault, my fault, [unintelligible] could not continue on not just because of my mentality n’ sake but for theirs as well! I mean, shoot, errybody hatin’ errybody else is just a horrible horrible wrong thing to do in this world, and they think I’m not liking them, ‘n errybody else not liking them [unintelligible gibberish] n’ my fault, n’ it’s just--[screams]

[Via stop motion, Lego Chris returns to the couch and drinks more tea. Chris stress sighs.] So, it remains a quest for me to undo the chaos, and getting the analysis all to unblock and like me. I mean, we don’t have to be friends. At the very least, in the once in a while moments, I really would delight in sharing the kind and/or supportive thoughts, comments, or response to something that is going on with them, and not being misconstruded as anything offensive or creepy, ‘cause I’m hardly ever am offensive or creepy.

[Scene shifts. Lego Chris is now looking directly into the camera from close up, while Dr. Wolf observes in the background. He speaks in an angry tone of voice] Do you all hear me out there, in Dimension 1218’s Earth? I am usually kind, supportive, and sincere. Never, ever, eever, [voice cracks] eeever misconstrude me again, please! [He growls in what is probably meant to be an intimidating fashion. The scene cuts back to Lego Chris on the couch; Lego Chris slurps his tea and stress sighs] Because of how much I have been greatly misunderstood, misirterpreted, misconstruded over da years, it just makes me feel [he grunts as if he’s trying to shit] sooooo upset, and crestfallen! [Heavy stress sigh]

[Dr Wolf is speaking again] Indeed. Your heart and soul continues to be in the right places with lots of great care and effort. And I too know how it feels to have misunderstood efforts weighed heavily against you. [Stress sigh] There are such narcissists out there, who want to add unrequited drama to any simple, mundane kind task of others. If only there were not such bad individuals. This discussion has been quite enlightening. Unfortunately our time is up for now. I would love to discuss this more with you. Shall we continue this next week? [In normal voice] Yes, Doctor. I feel so much better being listened to and fully understood. You really are great for what you are. Thank you for listening. [In Doctor Wolf voice] My pleasure, Miss Chandler. [Deep inhalations and exhalations from off screen] Feels good to be helping!

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TF2 Analysis

2019-02-18T08:11:06Z

A Mong Witch: /* See also */

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{{quote|........ HA! HA! HA! Really Funny! HA! HA! HA!........ 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡|Chris having a mental breakdown after being blocked by someone on twitter.}}

'''TF2 Analysis''' is a web animation series featuring [[My Little Pony]]-versions of characters from the game Team Fortress 2. [[Chris]] used to follow many of its members on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter]. However, in January 2019, many of them blocked Chris after either being harassed by [[weens]] tagging them or as a preemptive measure after finding out about Chris's [[autism|personality flaws]]. Being blocked by these people prevents him from viewing their posts, eliminating a source of interaction online that is not interaction with [[trolls]].

==Response to these blocks==

{{Incomplete}}

Chris responds poorly to getting blocked by those he follows on Twitter and his responses often take the form of vocal outbursts against the trolls who he thinks got him banned. Chris has extended his apologies to those who have been affected by his outbursts on Twitter but he still holds resentment towards the trolls. Chris has stated that the mass blocking he has received from his favorite Twitter users has left him with PTSD related symptoms and has made it clear that this form of trolling has been particularly distressing to him.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088575181675741185</ref>

He has made [[January_2019_videos#AHH.21|two]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|videos]] and a hand drawn [[SnchuBlockedByBronies|comic]] on the subject.

As the game of Block the Autistic, America's favorite new sequel to its similarly named franchise hit, continued to rage across Twitter Chris began retreating into a state of denial once more about how much it was affecting him. Since he could no longer convince himself that all the various twitter accounts he followed had blocked their favorite autistic [[Chris_and_socialization|friend]] and [[Dimensional_Merge|CPU Goddess]] Miss Christine Weston Chandler by mistake, he began claiming that it must be a new trend<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/twitter-1-30-chris-tries-to-portray-twitter-blocks-as-just-a-meme.52789/</ref>.

==List of people Chris has been blocked by==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Account
! Description
! Reason for block
|-
|@AmyMethvenart
|Artist, YouTube film critic, and Brony.
|-
|@ChaoticChimera
|Brony.
|-
|@ChirashiKibo
|Artist and singer.
|Is a ween, faked blocking Chris for attention.<ref>https://archive.fo/sJ2f8</ref>
|-
|@DoopieDoOver
|Artist and animator.
|Blocked after making her account private.
|-
|@Dusty_Kat
|Brony.
|Ween spam<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4222823/</ref>
|-
|@Eliyora
|Sells jewelry on Etsy, also a Brony.
|-
|@joshscorcher
|Youtube critic, and Brony.
|-
|@Lightning_Bliss
|Brony, and lets-player.
|Disapproves of Chris's reputation<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3812390/</ref>
|-
|@Nowacking
|Voice actor in various MLP fan films.
|Not stated. Implied that she dislikes Chris, based on snubbing him at the 2018 [[BronyCon]].
|-
|@SEGASister
|Singer, and Brony.
|Ween spam.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4222922/</ref>
|-
|@StTabitha
|Voices a whopping '''73''' characters in MLP.
|Ween spam<ref>NightStar2891 tweets#Twitter spam for Tabitha</ref>
|}

Noticing a trend?

==See also==

*[[Chris and the Internet]]
*[[Kick the autistic]]
*[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter]
*[[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!]]
*[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]

==References==
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Twitter

2019-02-18T07:30:23Z

A Mong Witch: /* Alt accounts */

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{{quote|NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|[[Chris]]'s initial reaction.}}
{{quote|...I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box.|Chris [[CWC Blog#28 December 2009|after a change of heart.]]}}
[[Image:CWCTwitter_wiki_welcome.jpg|thumb|right|"'''Short''', '''timely''' messages from Christian W Chandler": Twitter marketing department's biggest inadvertent lie.]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 280 (originally 140) characters in length. While it has its uses and has managed to last despite many criticisms, it is sometimes described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' called it a fad at one point, perhaps there is something to this claim.

However, from 2016 onward, Chris became much more active on Twitter, to the point where it [[2017 tweets|became his primary means of communicating with]] [[Trolls|the public]]. He rarely posts on his [[YouTube]] channel like he used to; he now communicates through multi-part Twitter threads and image uploads instead. Chris often fails to understand why Twitter was designed the way it is. He acts as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 280 character chunks for no reason. It's almost impossible to read his updates, which obviously makes following and replying to him hard.

On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], which most of them are linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].

== History ==
Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, ''CWCSonichu'',<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu]</ref> when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding a live [[Sonichu]] Twitter feed <ref>[http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu]</ref> onto the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. This feed picked up all mentions of the word "Sonichu" (hence Chris's use of the prefix "C.C. Sonichu says:"), to provide the loyal fanbase real-time coverage of their favorite comic and game hero and reactions to his weird antics from other fans. The CWCipedia sysop, in his infinite wisdom, elected to allow arbitrary, unmoderated comments from all fans to appear on the front page, to fully leverage the power of Web 2.0, user-created content, reader participation and all that modern nonsense.

Careful readers may start to notice that there's a slight conflict in this: Chris had stated many times that he wanted to be in complete control over the CWCipedia. In a development that surprised no one, the live feed was promptly overrun by [[troll]]s. Chris was furious, and was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] and other [[pickle]]-related activity that was going on on his web page.

However, as it is with all of the other things in this world, Chris's focus on Twitter waned over time. In [[May 2010]], the live Twitter feed was removed from CWCipedia, because apparently certain trolls failed to notice that Chris quit paying attention to his own web page and the activities of the trolls in the Twitter feed started to make Chris look positive in comparison. Chris stopped using the site in 2013 but picked up again in June 2016 and began tweeting more and more through the rest of 2016 and into 2017, to the point where he is more active on Twitter now than ever before.

== Subscriptions ==

Chris originally followed 29 people and groups, all of them related to [[Video games|gaming]]. Among these are...

* ''...relevant information on [[PS3|Life Upgrades]]:'' PlayStation, ps3fanboy, PS3_Trophies
* ''...accounts related to [[LittleBigPlanet|the sweetest non-Chinese hobby of all]]:'' Media_Molecule, LittleBigPlanet [No longer subscribed as that account was suspended for some reason], LittleBIGFan, SackBoy4Pluto, Mm_Sackgirl
* ''...respectable, reliable and impartial game journalists and media:'' Veronica <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, Qore, GamesRadar, GameTrailers, gamespot, IGN, g4tv, GamePro, xplay, gamenewsps3 <nowiki>[G4]</nowiki>, gameinformer
* ''...game houses which produce games that Chris may play, if properly baited away from LittleBigPlanet-related activities:'' Naughty_Dog, insomniacgames, SEGA, EA, Ubisoft, CriterionGames, NISAmerica <nowiki>[Nippon Ichi Software]</nowiki>, RockBand, namcogames
* ''...[[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] sailing destinations:'' amazongames
* ''...events which Chris doesn't attend:'' Official_PAX

Notably, [[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]] (a video game show host and also, OMG, a woman) is the only real person among these subscriptions. This does wonders to dispel rumors that Chris is a living video game geek stereotype and hence beyond merely undateable.

With Chris's resurgence of activity, he has followed over 600 accounts, many of them belonging to [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|minor celebrities]] and [[DoopieDoOver|internet personalities]] he attempts to interact with. Some accounts he formerly followed have since blocked Chris.

==Blocks==
{{main|Twitter block}}

Chris has been blocked on Twitter by a number of accounts, including many he used to follow, preventing him from either tweeting at them or seeing their tweets. While some of this has come from people he follows discovering his personality flaws and history of poor online behavior, other blocks have been due to [[weens]] flocking to any account Chris shares from or responds to, spamming his convos with less than savory things and images of Chris's past.

Though Chris has been periodically blocked by various people for several years, he reached his breaking point in January 2019 when he was blocked by a number of individuals in the [[My Little Pony]] fandom in short succession, prompting many days of [[Apologies_to_the_liked_Bronies_and_Pegasisters;_PLEASE_UNBLOCK_ME_ON_TWITTER!|angry screeching]] and [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] against the trolls and the blockers themselves.

This would not be the first notable incident where Chris threw a total fit from being blocked. When [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] blocked Chris for his creepy behavior, Chris blamed the trolls and weens, not realizing that his own actions was the main catalyst in Doopie cutting any sort of ties with him. From this incident, it is clear that two years later, Chris still cannot comprehend why someone would NOT want to talk to him. Given his [[Chris_and_his_Ego|historic inability to be told "no"]], it is likely that Chris will be continuing to receive more twitter [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris|blocks]] in the future.

==Alt accounts==
{{see also|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

In August 2017, during the [[Doopie]] Saga, trolls discovered that Chris was operating an alternate account (or "sockpuppet") on Twitter, with the main purpose of [[White knight|supporting his main account]] in arguments with [[Ween|weens]], posing as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and HONEST fan]] of Chris and his work. The account, [[Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet|@NightStar2891]], assumed the persona of Chris's [[My Little Pony]] fan character, "(Miss) Night Star".

Chris initially denied (on both accounts) any connection to "Night Star". However, as with his [[JenkinsJinkies]] account on [[Trollin Train]], even a [[slow-in-the-mind]] would be able to recognize Chris from the use of his [[Chris and English|distinctive writing style]], constant praise and defense of himself, location in [[Chris's homes|Virginia]], frequent assertions that he is [[Tomgirl|transgender]], following and retweeting of people he likes (such as Doopie and Tara Strong), borrowing of his original characters, and password-recovery [[emails]] matching Chris's known accounts. Of course, Chris [[Disguises|believes he is a master of disguise]] and believed he had successfully masked his identity under the secondary account.

Later in August, Chris came clean and admitted he was behind NightStar8291, though he continues to use the account occasionally, particularly to try and contact people such as Doopie, Tabitha St. Germain, and [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] who have blocked Chris's main account. On January 2019, another Twitter sock was discovered by trolls under the alias of Magi-Chan, @MagiChan111448. It was confirmed to be created to continue following members of the brony community who have blocked Chris's main account, though Chris claims it was made for his [[Chris and reality|fictional]] friend and [[Polyamorous marriage|spouse]].

On 9 [[February 2019]], Chris began his move to a new Twitter account, @CPU_CWCSonichu in an attempt to yet again bypass his blocks. Predictably, this was blocked within a day or two by all relevant bronies. As of the 18th of February 2019, Chris made the seemingly contradictory decision to return to his old @CWCSonichu account (where he uploaded "[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]"), but also to continue transferring his [[Weens|Twitter fanbase]] to the new @CPU_CWCSonichu account, which was made public and began accepting all follows (previously Chris had set this account to 'private', and he was only accepting followers who had been screened). The reasoning behind this seemingly illogical decision (using both his old, and new account, when neither account fulfill either of the two goals that made Chris create the new account in the first place- evading the blocks from the Bronies, and screening weens out of his Twitter followers) is [[Autism|only understood by Chris, himself.]]

Since the discovery of the @NightStar2891 account, watchers have found a number of other accounts that appear to belong to Chris, such as the now-suspended @EquestriaHeart, characterized by their clearly unrealistic degree of ''Sonichu'' fandom, white knighting of Chris, and similar interests and behavior. However, it has become clear that they in fact belong to [[weens]] ''pretending'' to be Chris's sockpuppets.

A related form of weenery involves impersonating Chris. While a few accounts such as [https://twitter.com/RealCWCSonichu @RealCWCSonichu] make some attempt to be convincing imposters, most, such as [https://twitter.com/liquidchu420 @liquidchu420] and [https://twitter.com/cw_true @cw_true], are clearly (unfunny) jokes and not intended to fool spectators. Chris, however, believes that these imposter accounts are responsible for his bad reputation that led to other users blocking him.

== Gallery ==
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File:Twitter20June201301.png|CUTE!
File:Twitter20June201302.png|(My life would be complete if) I had a girlfriend.
File:Twitter20June201301High.jpg
Image:Twitter20June201302High.jpg
File:ColeVSChrisTwitter.png|Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]].
File:MarkCuban.png|A photo of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]]. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''
File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''
File:TwisterBluray.jpg|''Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.''
File:RishikeshIndianWoman.jpg|''Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.''
File:Sphinx.jpg|''Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.''
File:GreatWallOfChina.png|''Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.''
File:BR6NNHFCMAA0q4O.jpg large.jpg|''Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.''
File:BR6NQc6CIAAOoGJ.jpg large.jpg|''Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.''
File:BR6VLK2CIAE-j6m.jpg large.jpg|Chris's absurd riddle.

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== External links ==
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]
* <s>[https://mega.co.nz/#!oY1SQZya!dBMXsERnL5bsA-sdoja-j1r1VQc3YviHkGIysrWWRJk Chris's Entire Twitter Feed from 27 December 2009 to 20 June 2013.]</s> '''DELETED'''

==References==
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