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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|Welcome to the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]].]]

'''Welcome, new Christorian.'''

New people are being initiated to the quirks and horrors of [[Chris]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[trolls|troll]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about the Internet's favorite manchild.

==Trolling==

; Is Chris a [[trolls|troll]]? Is the whole thing a hoax?
: '''No.''' The verified documentation on Chris and his entire life is far too complete and detailed for it to be a reverse-troll setup. There are news reports from his childhood confirming his autism (see [[Chris in the media]]). There are [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] blogs about Chris's behavior that were published before Chris came to a wider attention on the Internet. [[Sonichu]] has existed since [[2000]]. Phone calls have been made to Chris's parents and his [[Rocky Shoemaker call|pastoral counselor]]. When Chris was first [[28 October 2011|arrested and convicted]] of a felony, he acted as he does online [[This is how the Trial went|even in court]], and accidentally [[Destruction Of Chris's House|set fire to]] [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in real life as well. If you don't believe us, you can look up Chris's many [[Chris and the law|court records]], both civil and criminal.

: Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in August 2021 should put any speculation of his behavior being an act permanently to rest.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autism|autistic]] <s>guy</s> person?
: The CWCki itself is not involved in any trolling; it merely documents Chris's life in detail. Most modern Chris-observers, having seen the [[Idea Guys|extreme damage]] that some trolls could wreak, hold a dim view of [[weens|contemporary trolling efforts]]. The motivations of Chris's trolls over the years has varied, but few had any interest in tormenting him for having at least one mental condition. Some former trolls have even [[BlueSpike#Today|expressed regret]] for taking things too far in their younger years.

; Okay, but how can anyone get off taunting an [[autism|autistic]] <s>guy</s> person?

: Chris has violated even the most permissive ideologies of ethical norms, and by many people's standards, has made a fool of himself on top of that.

: Even before the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, Chris has been notorious on the Internet as a [[Nudes|perverse]], [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|disgu]][[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|sting]], [[Chris and the Law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and Anger|mean-spirited]], [[Chris and Reality|delusional]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Chris and Race|intol]][[Women's rights|erant]], [[Obesity|unfit]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and Religion|heretical]], [[Death Threats|spiteful]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|cruel]], [[Autism Tutorial Extra|hate]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|ful]], [[Chris and work|sullen]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]], [[Chris and Art|completely]] [[Chris and Writing|and]] [[Chris and Music|utterly]] [[Spanish|untalented]] [[Parody|thi]][[Things Chris has ripped off|ef]] and all-around failure.

: There's also the fact that in many people's eyes, he has no excuse to not [[Chris and work|work]] while being on [[SSDI]]. Of course, this is up for debate. But in many political and moral philosophies, he's:

:* wasting his [[United States|countrymen]]'s hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society (comics aside)
:* taking advantage of a system intended to help people with severe disabilities, despite those with more severe mental states living far more independently and successfully (since many autistic people do manage to get by in the working world, even leaning into their symptoms!)
:* taking advantage of the fact that, except for the times he's gotten into debt later, he was able to subsist off the meager fixed income by living in a house that, at the time, was owned outright by his parents, while people with severe sensory issues or problems getting along with others have to share apartments
:* using the money to buy toys, electronics, etc., when others on the more common SSI wouldn't even be allowed to own as much stuff, let alone have money saved for an emergency
:* acting entitled to nice things, even mustard or meals that taste better than MREs
:* not making any steps to actively improve his social skills, look for an autism-friendly employer, or see about controversial options like antipsychotics or ABA
:* having little respect for the working man on top of that, allegedly acting entitled to service workers, as well as disrespecting copyright
:* taking advantage of a system biased towards the children of established parents (SSDI Disabled Adult Child Benefits), where a disabled child who never worked a day in their life can hypothetically receive thousands a month as long as their parents are retired or dead, and they can make the case that they would have financially supported the adult child otherwise.
:**Meanwhile, people from lower income backgrounds, or with stricter parents, would have never supported the adult disabled child, and instead of an autism diagnosis, accommodations, and SSDI, they'd get a bipolar diagnosis, heavy medication, and SSI, welfare, Medicaid, and/or a life of getting by in a service sector job with barely enough energy left over to watch TV.

: On top of that, Chris was once incredibly responsive to trolling, adding fuel to the fire by producing many videos in which he [[tard rage|raged]] at the camera as a result of trolling; this no doubt gave many trolls significant motivation. While Chris was [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into making many of these videos, he ultimately decided to create and publish them.

:However, before you want to inflict harm upon Chris and claim that Chris gives you [[Autism|autistics]] 'a bad name', please read the [[A-Logging]], [[Weening]] and [[Unholy Quintet]] articles.

; Why don't you try helping him instead?
: [[Vivitheg|Many]] [[Jackie|people]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried over the years and they have all accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the [[White knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, he refuses to listen. Even his [[Anna McLerran|actual friends]] could not help him. From 2018 onward, he managed to alienate nearly all of his IRL friends, instead preferring interactions with [[imaginary friends]], [[enablers]], and fans at [[conventions]]. He will only listen if you tell him what he wants to hear.

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: '''All efforts to troll, seek out or otherwise contact Chris are ''very strongly discouraged'''''. The effects of Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s death, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s ill-health and, most recently, the [[Idea Guys]]' deliberately manipulative trolling operations against him have left Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] — and his well-being in general — tenuous at best, with various [[enablers]] making it even worse. Relating to this is how he is [[Weening#The Chris of today is nothing like his former self|now a very, ''very'' different person]] from who he was when the trolling was at its peak, and only sees such attempts to provoke him as indirect support for his current worldview; so it's not even worth bothering with if you're going into it expecting to get amusing reactions along the lines of the past. Times have changed; so keeping all this in mind, you'll be far better off just sticking with [[CWCki|casual observation]] and helping to [[CWCki:Improvement|document and provide information]] on developments and occurrences in Chris's life as they come.

==Psychology==

; Is he currently seeing a psychiatrist or therapist?
: '''Maybe.''' Chris was legally required in [[2018]], among other things, to attend psychological therapy as an alternative to [[Chris and the law#2018|conviction]] after trespassing. Since 23 April 2019, he has fulfilled this obligation and no longer has any professional help. Chris dismisses the idea of seeking professional help, preferring to [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|administer it to himself using Lego]]. See [[Chris and mental healthcare]].
; Is he really autistic?
: '''Yes.''' Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], Chris was diagnosed with ''autistic disorder'' (DSM-IV 299.00) as a young child, and the same report backs up his claim. See [[Autism]]. However, his common qualifying phrase ''high-functioning'' means only that he is not [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]]. The phrase is not formally part of the diagnosis, and many autism advocates discourage its use.

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: '''It depends''' on what counts as ''having'' Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed with it, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label. Among institutions that still distinguish between autism and Asperger's, of which many do not, Asperger's syndrome is distinguished from severer varieties of autism by average intelligence and adequate language ability, matching Chris. Dr Asperger's work was in German, and not known to Anglophone psychiatrists until the early [[1990s]]; Chris probably would have received this diagnosis instead if he had been born a few years later. Furthermore, the condition was removed from the modern ''DSM-5'' and replaced with the catch-all ''Autism Spectrum Disorder'', making the distinction completely meaningless.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] or intellectually disabled?
: '''[[:File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|Maybe]].''' A more proper word for Chris is ''inept''. Even if Chris was to be considered intellectually disabled, it'll certainly be a mild or borderline intellectual disability. Despite there being a possibility, he still managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. He can read, write, do basic household chores, and operate electronic equipment. While his [[Chris and English|English]] skills aren't perfect, he has very few issues with basic sentence structure. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions to an extent. He has a consistent (albeit warped and [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]]) ethical system and recognizes when what he is doing is not working (though he chooses to pin the blame on [[Greene County Conspiracy|external]] [[trolls|forces]] or go about his way anyway). His foolishness is in that he has very little common sense, which may be attributed (along with the [[autism|obvious]]) to excessive parental sheltering, and that after years of Internet manipulation, his ability to distinguish [[Chris and reality|reality]] from fantasy has wasted away.

; What is Chris's IQ?
: '''That's inconclusive.''' In [[Mailbag 19]] and [[Mailbag 21]], he claimed to have taken an IQ test at a [[Chesterfield County]] institute, most likely as a teenager. He received an IQ of "150". In [[Mailbag 22]], a commenter pointed out that he may have taken the Cattell IQ test (150 on the Cattell is 130 on the standard scale), unless he was outright lying, which is most likely. An IQ of 130 is above average, but not genius material. Many autistic people also excel at pattern thinking, which is a key area of many IQ tests. Also, IQ doesn't measure [[Honor roll|what you've learned]], [[Kindness|empathy]], social skills, or other areas that count towards real-world success. Psychologists do not even agree on whether it's an objective measure of intelligence, with a common quip being that it "only measures how well you do on IQ tests." Even if Chris did have a high IQ, it hasn't done much for him in the real world.

; Is Chris schizophrenic?
: '''Probably not.''' While autism and schizophrenia share some symptoms, their development is nothing like each other. Autism is inborn and shows in early childhood, while schizophrenia usually appears well into adulthood. Schizophrenia's symptoms often deteriorate over time, while autism is normally constant throughout life (except for a few children who relapse into non-verbosity).

: Autism can mimic a psychotic disorder superficially, leading to many patients being misdiagnosed: Autism and schizophrenia can both involve a hard time telling if people are truthful, unusual and persistent beliefs, confused-sounding language, verbosity combined with social isolation, and pattern-based thinking. However, further analysis shows these "positive and negative symptoms" can take different forms. Schizophrenics may hear voices or otherwise hallucinate and think disjointedly (hence the name), while autists understand others' normal language literally, missing the subtext that something fictional is not meant to be taken seriously, and presuming their own thoughts automatically clear to others.

:Furthermore, Chris does distinguish between fantasy and reality, simply deluding himself into believing that the fantasy world is real on another [[dimension]]. Also, Chris's visions of that dimension come from [[meditation]] (read: imagination or daydreaming), not involuntary hallucinations. A literal-minded person may hear "seeing/hearing things in your head" and think the psychiatrist is asking about intrusive thoughts, imagination, hearing a song in your head, or daydreaming, which are all generally recognized as common experiences.

: Other symptoms that may be present in autism and schizophrenia for different reasons:

: * Flat affect (monotone or contrived-sounding voice that doesn't match one's internally perceived emotions)
: * Bizarre behavior (overlaps significantly with restricted and repetitive behavior in autism)
: * Poor eye contact
: * Depression, anxiety, ADHD, and other conditions more common in both
: * A pattern of shutdowns
: * Paranoia (in the case of autistics, from confusion in social situations)
: * A nature of "self-preservation."
: * Genuine introversion.

==Sex==
; Is Chris an <abbr title="Involuntary celibate">incel</abbr>? If not, what's the deal with the love quest?
: Chris never used the word for himself, but his beliefs and actions overlapped significantly with what is now the incel community. The word ''incel'' only entered common use about [[2017]].<ref>[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=incel Global search trends for ''incel'']</ref> Chris described himself long before this as a [[virgin with rage]], even bringing up the term in casual conversations with people he just met. He would speak of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and even a conspiracy that [[Virginia is for virgins|true love was illegal in his home state]].

: He viewed his search for a suitable mate as the [[Love Quest]], treating his search for a girlfriend like a video game. He wrote [[Saddest Heart in the World|poems]], [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas|letters to Santa]], and even [[So Need a Cute Girl|"Weird Al"-style parody songs]] about his biggest problem: that other [[JERKS]] (men) take all the pretty [[sweetheart]]s. He has lost his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]] and his only relationship that lead to sex was [[Affair with Mother|with his elderly mother]], not something you would consider a proper love life. His Love Quest only temporarly ended when he destroyed his libido through [[Chris and health#Hormone treatment|self-administered estrogen]] and [[polyamorous marriage|''married'']] his [[OC]]s by early 2018, but it seemed to resume in early 2021, the consequences of which we can see [[Jail Saga|ever]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|since]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|then]]. As of early 2025, he appears to be dating [[Flutter|a mysterious Finnish woman]].

; Why didn't he hire a prostitute earlier?
: For the majority of his [[love quest]], Chris refused to hire a hooker. The reasons varied: prostitutes are not [[TRUE and HONEST]] love, they are [[Chris and money|expensive]], and Chris is afraid of STDs<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>. His ideal sex partner would also do all the work around [[14 Branchland Court|the house]], give him her income to spend on video games, and otherwise serve as his replacement [[Barb|mother]]—all of which a prostitute would be unwilling to do. When some prostitutes were sent to his house in early [[2009]], he cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> However, as his thirties approached, he got more lenient about his policy towards hookers. He once tried to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, and tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref> In [[April 2012]] though, Chris claimed on [[Facebook]] that he lost his virginity to [[Mia Hamm|a hooker]] who complimented him on the size of his penis.<ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref>

; What is Chris's sexual orientation?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there is no consensus on this. For most of his adult life, Chris acted as though he was attracted to women. On the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked. In [[2018]], while under the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulative influence, Chris was [[brainwashed]] into believing he was [[bisexual]], and was [[polyamorous marriage|married to several of his (mostly male) fictional characters]], retaining these beliefs long after the Idea Guys were ousted, yet has made no attempts to get into a relationship with a real-life man. [[Jacob Sockness]] attempted to groom Chris into a relationship but Chris ultimately distanced himself from Sockness. Some consider that Chris is too immature to have earnest sexual attraction towards others (see ''Is Chris asexual?'', below.)

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: '''Yes.''' Chris had tweeted in [[2018]]  that he is one. Traditionally he would state that he did not consider himself to be one,<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref> yet it was clear from an early period that he did enjoy [[:File:Chris-chan_Traced.JPG|porn]] of anthropomorphic characters, even [[Rule 34|drawing his own]] into [[Sonichu 8|his]] [[Giant Penis Comic|comics]]. He also identifies with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|several]] [[Sonichu (character)|anthropomorphic]] [[Robbie|avatars]]. Although he does not regularly wear fur-suits, he did once dress up as [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the anthropomorphic form he takes on his comic series, and has considered getting one in the recent years. He has also started following several furry artists and content creators on [[Youtube]] and [[Twitter]], such as AshCoyote, and has enjoyed a lot of furry fanart he has recieved from his [[True and Loyal fanbase]].

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: '''No''', but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. He ''has'' stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]] and created a sexualized 14 year old Sonichu character in the form of [[Zapina]], but these actions are more likely due to a childish mindset and an inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia.

; Is Chris transgender?
: '''Yes.''' As of 2015, Chris identifies as [[transgender]]. He had explored his gender identity for years beforehand stemming from gender dysphoria issues, in 2011 identifying as a "tomgirl" (identifying as male and crossdressing as a woman); in 2014, identifying as [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser]] and as a lesbian; and identifying as female and transgender in 2015 when he began referring to himself as a "trans woman" and "Christine" and legally changed his name and gender in [[2016]]. Well before [[2011]], when Chris first called himself a tomgirl, he had been known to wear miniskirts, [[Muscle_bra|bras]], and panties. On multiple occasions, he had worn female clothing [[Forgot the Glitter|in public]] and had started wearing trans flag thigh-highs and bands more frequently during the [[Second Coming]].

; Is Chris asexual?
: This is another hotly contested issue to which there is no clear answer. Some claim that Chris is not truly interested in sexual relations, but feels that sex is something which a "grown up" is required to do. Chris's desire to lose his [[virgin with rage]] status may have simply been an urge to undergo what he saw as a traditional rite of passage into adulthood, although he has continued to seek out a sexual relationship even long after losing his virginity. It is clear that Chris's sex drive was atypical even before beginning hormone replacement therapy in [[2016]], evidenced by the fact that he did not discover [[masturbation]] until he was sixteen and even as an adult only engaged in the activity twice a week. On the other hand, much of Chris's adult life has been spent in the pursuit of a sex partner and his comic characters are [[Sonichu 8|highly sexual]]. It is worth noting that a moderately common autistic symptom is difficulty or inability to be intimate with another person. Many asexuals also possess a libido and can enjoy masturbation or sex; the difference lies in a lack of real attraction to other people.

; Did Chris really rape his mother?
: '''It's impossible to know for certain.''' Chris's detractors (and he has many) will vocally insist that he did, but there is no conclusive proof. Chris was only ever charged with incest, not rape, and there has been no definite confirmation of Barb having any mental incapacity. While there is plenty of [[Affair with Mother#Was it consensual?|compelling circumstantial evidence]] for both sides, ultimately only Chris and Barb can say for certain. Barb has never spoken publicly about it, and Chris is currently [[Lies|denying the incest itself ever took place]].

==Money and Work==

; Why does Chris call his disability check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: The "tugboat" is one of Chris's [[CWC-isms]]; impenetrable mangled figures of speech that he either uses to avoid uncomfortable subjects or, in this case, because he thinks they are clever. "Tugboat" is derived from the phrase "Our ship has come in", referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $1,000 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat—like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]]—coming in for him.

; Has he ever had a [[job]] at all?
: He worked for [[Wendy's]] a few months in 2001, but he was fired for unknown reasons. He briefly sold knives for the multi-level marketing company [[Cutco]], which was his last true job (if you could call it that). During the [[Chris and business|Business Saga]] he was very active on Etsy, selling many custom-made Amiibos, Sonichu comics and so on, but he often sold them either at a loss or barely broke even, which resulted in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He has also made plenty of [[commissions]] during the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser and this has continued even after jail, with him making his custom medallions, selling literal rocks and making even more shitty commissions for the [[OfficialCWCMart]]. Some even speculate it's akin to being a sweatshop worker, but Chris enjoys doing it anyway, probably not even knowing it might be a real job.

; How much money does Chris make from his livestreams/Etsy shop?
: From watching his recent livestreams we can see that Chris typically receives between $600 - $700 in donations per stream. [[Praetor]]'s [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]] sales have totaled well into the thousands of dollars, with individual [[Praetor Jail Art|jail art]] pieces selling for between $100 - $200 each, and some have even calculated their Etsy store to earn several thousands of bucks a month, though the exact revenue is unknown.

==''Sonichu''==
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway?
: Chris has always liked family-friendly games in particular, and [[1993|many years ago,]] was one of 100 winners of a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] which, through its grand prize of a $1000 {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}} shopping spree, allowed him to stock up on various ''Sonic'' titles. For some reason, the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series in general also appears to have certain qualities that attract autistic fans more than other game series.

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: For those who may be curious, they are located [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|here]].

; Will he ever draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]?
: Chris stopped drawing regular comics in [[February 2010]] with [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]; since then, he has released issues #11 to #13 and partially completed issues #14 to #17; however, these later issues often only bear a slight resemblance to the traditional comics and are more about whatever trolling issues have been happening. While in jail, he produced some one-off drawings; see [[Praetor Jail Art]], but has since continued work on the issue #25, now renamed to [[Sonichu 0 HD|''Sonichu'' #0 HD]]. Judging from the contents of the message Chris has sent out to the winners of his [[CWC Art Contest]], he has also attempted to outsource the art for the comics to his unlucky fans. He also drew a cover for [[Sonichu 82|issue #82]].

==The CWCki itself==
; Does the CWCki exaggerate or spin anything?
: The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter and the intentional omission of information from trolls who were [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris. Many were CWCki editors themselves. This is especially true for the [[Classic Chris]] era.

: For various good reasons, the CWCki largely covers the Classic sagas from Chris's perspective: information presented here was what Chris acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Chris's life. It is probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much as it is best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are often contrived, especially when covering events prior to Bob's death.

: For example:

:* [[Clyde Cash]] was the fictitious persona of a single anonymous troll, but the CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' a real person because he was to Chris. We also treat each of his personas as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* We keep a single article on [[Blanca]] and not the multiple male trolls who played her.

:* [[Emily]] and [[Kim]] were played by the same woman, but the CWCki treats them as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* Celebrity trolls are obviously trolls impersonating celebrities – did you really think [[Billy Mays]] was involved in trolling?

: For transparency's sake, the CWCki discloses such discrepancies from reality using Protip boxes, troll disclosures, and other notices.

: Coverage of Modern Christory takes a more matter-of-fact approach, thanks to the ease of [[dox]]ing Internet trolls. Modern CWCki editors are also gradually transitioning classic articles away from the dramatized writing of yesterday, so those who prefer clarity are in luck.

; What's the deal with ''Chris and''? What is a saga?
: The CWCki has '''a few series that tie it all together'''. You can think of them as the skeleton, bloodstream, and nervous system of the site.
:* The [[Chris and]] series. This series is purely topical – it discusses subjects as they relate to Chris, regardless of the time period. These are the things that make Chris Chris. Such topics range from Chris's relationship with [[Chris and art|art]] and [[Video games|gaming]], to his [[health|physical]] and [[Coping|mental health]].
:* The [[Saga]] page. It describes the major events in Chris's life from the womb to the modern world, but still takes a topical approach, looking at arcs and happenings in Chris's existence.
:* The [[CWChronology]]: purely chronological as its name suggests. Here, you can learn Chris's entire story from start to now, even including events from before his conception.
; What happened to the tagline ''Where no shit is too minor''?
: The tagline was '''retired''' on 20 December 2019, '''because there was a significant increase in people trying to influence Chris'''. Many of them fall into one of the ''[[Unholy Quintet]]'':
:* [[White Knights]] – people who feel sorry for Chris, and try to help Chris, often without realising that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.
:* [[A-Logging|A-logs]] – people who express disproportionate hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him.
:* [[Enablers]] – people who encourage Chris's negative habits. Some White Knights find themselves having to do this to get in touch with Chris. Some weens have also found themselves doing this to purposefully screw him up.
:* [[Weens]] – people who try and fail to annoy Chris.
:* [[Carpetbaggers]] - people who exploit Chris's infamy for personal gain.

; Why does the CWCki continue to refer to Chris by his old name and pronouns?
:*The simplest reason for this is '''consistency'''. The CWCki has thousands of articles, and it would be an impossible, arduous task to change every "he" to "she" throughout Chris's entire existence, plus it's effectively [[Retcon|historical revisionism]].
:*Some articles require the context of Chris's maleness. References to Chris's orientation and past hatred of [[gay]] men won't be as obvious if we didn't address Chris by his assigned gender. Same thing with atypical/feminine behavior (such as his high voice and use of "Gal-Pals"), and behavior considered creepy for guys but not so much for women (such as getting [[Megan|touchy-feely]]).
:*Using "he" pre-transition and "she" post-transition may seem like a fair compromise, but the exact beginning of Chris's transition is hard to define. It can be confusing on articles that cover Chris both before and after his transition, such as the [[Chris and]] series. Dissenting users have also suggested using "(s)he" or "they", but Chris doesn't use they/them pronouns either, and "(s)he" looks clunky.
:*Community consensus. YouTube and Twitter commentators overwhelmingly call Chris male, as do some [[Sachumo|documentarians]]. While Chris did receive a legal name/gender change, there's considerable debate in the community as to whether he is a genuine trans woman. CWC communities, such as [[Kiwi Farms]], have an unfortunate tendency to "misgender" trans people in general. [[Null]] said he refers to Chris as "he" because he "carries male genetics" and insisted that he was a straight male most of his life. Most Christorians use "he" for Chris, and the CWCki reflects this trend.
:* Relating to the above, his previous first names ('''Chris'''topher, '''Chris'''tian) and his current one ('''Chris'''tine) can all easily be shortened to just "Chris", "Chris-Chan" or "CWC", which is what he's mostly referred to as anyway regardless of pronouns.

==Miscellaneous==

; What does he smell like?
: As of 19 October 2019, [[Joey Vance|cannabis]]. Historical answers include "rotten watermelons" (according to [[Emily]]), a variant of the [[Collosal Chan|homeless person]] stench (according to [[Robert Simmons V]]) or, as some field agents have reported, 'body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]'. While in jail, it seemed as if his hygiene had improved, with [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|daily showers]] the norm, but by the time of the May 2023, it has deteriorated, to the point that one person stated he smelled of "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pure shit]] I had to inhale very shallowly". The point is, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with Chris's [[Heterochromia|eyes]]?
: According to Chris, his eyes were originally blue but he got pink eye in his right eye during high school and medication for it turned it green. His eyes are only faintly different and definitely not to the degree that they're depicted in his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic form]]. A cursory examination of [[:File:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this image]] demonstrates that he has had heterochromia since at least elementary school. Additionally, it's fairly common for people with blue or green eyes to have one eye of a slightly different hue.

; What's the deal with the striped shirts?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> Following Chris's introduction to the world of Internet trolling, [[Chris and fashion|his wardrobe went through several iterations]] before eventually settling on its current [[tomgirl]] form, but he has since purchased at least two simillar T-shirts to capitalise on the nostalgia, dubbed The Classic 2.0 and The Classic (Replica) by the CWCki.

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin,<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162</ref> probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common [[autism|autistic]] symptom.

; Does Chris drink or do [[drugs]]?
: Chris was firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. For much of his life, he was equally strongly opposed to [[alcohol|drinking]] as well, but a video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] turned up in [[2009]] and he has since softened his stance, saying he is a "social drinker".<ref>[[Mailbag 16#Alcoholism]]</ref> He has since been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]], [[100 2281|Kahlúa]] and vodka, but seems to drink only occasionally, or when encouraged by [[troll]]s. He also smoked marijuana with the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. He was legally required to abstain from any drugs or alcohol after being placed on Virginia's [[Chris and the law|Therapeutic Docket]] in late 2018 and early 2019.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of the very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]]. Hill died in 2015.

; What do [[Megan]]/[[Michael Snyder]]/Old Gal-Pals/et. cetera think of Chris now that he spooned his mother?
: It is not known for certain what people from earlier in Chris's life make of his incestuous affair with his mother. Most of these people have moved on from Chris since then. Please do not attempt to contact them.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: As of [[February 2025]] Chris's current [[YouTube]] channel is [https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian]. He posts on [[Twitter/X]] as [https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu CPU_CWCSonichu] and on [[Bluesky]] as [https://clearsky.app/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/history cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social]. He also makes occasional posts on the [[CWC Blog (Cwclight)|CWC Blog on Cwclight]], about once a month.

; Is Barbara dead?
: No, and if you have to ask that question she almost definitely isn't. Fake obituaries for Barb are [[Weening|fairly common]].

; Where can I learn more about this singular human anomaly?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, we would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [https://www.kiwifarms.st/ The Kiwi Farms], formerly the [[CWCki Forums]], where several Chrisorical figures such as [[Marvin]] have posted.
:* The CWCki's official [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz discord server].
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (to be taken with a grain of salt)
:* [[Documentary|Documentaries]] available on YouTube
:* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu /r/ChrisChanSonichu], the largest Reddit community dedicated to Chris

==Introductory Guide:==
{{Newbie}}

==Important Articles==
{{Check this out}}

==See also==
*[[Common Questions]] for Chris's own answers to fan questions
*[[CWCki:Gossip|Gossip]] for common misconceptions regarding Christory

==References==
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[[Category:Special]]

CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|Welcome to the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]].]]

'''Welcome, new Christorian.'''

New people are being initiated to the quirks and horrors of [[Chris]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[trolls|troll]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about the Internet's favorite manchild.

==Trolling==

; Is Chris a [[trolls|troll]]? Is the whole thing a hoax?
: '''No.''' The verified documentation on Chris and his entire life is far too complete and detailed for it to be a reverse-troll setup. There are news reports from his childhood confirming his autism (see [[Chris in the media]]). There are [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] blogs about Chris's behavior that were published before Chris came to a wider attention on the Internet. [[Sonichu]] has existed since [[2000]]. Phone calls have been made to Chris's parents and his [[Rocky Shoemaker call|pastoral counselor]]. When Chris was first [[28 October 2011|arrested and convicted]] of a felony, he acted as he does online [[This is how the Trial went|even in court]], and accidentally [[Destruction Of Chris's House|set fire to]] [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in real life as well. If you don't believe us, you can look up Chris's many [[Chris and the law|court records]], both civil and criminal.

: Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in August 2021 should put any speculation of his behavior being an act permanently to rest.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autism|autistic]] <s>guy</s> person?
: The CWCki itself is not involved in any trolling; it merely documents Chris's life in detail. Most modern Chris-observers, having seen the [[Idea Guys|extreme damage]] that some trolls could wreak, hold a dim view of [[weens|contemporary trolling efforts]]. The motivations of Chris's trolls over the years has varied, but few had any interest in tormenting him simply for having a mental problem. Some former trolls have even [[BlueSpike#Today|expressed regret]] for taking things too far in their younger years.

: Even before the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, Chris has been notorious on the Internet as a [[Nudes|perverse]], [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|disgu]][[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|sting]], [[Chris and the Law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and Anger|mean-spirited]], [[Chris and Reality|delusional]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Chris and Race|intol]][[Women's rights|erant]], [[Obesity|unfit]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and Religion|heretical]], [[Death Threats|spiteful]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|cruel]], [[Autism Tutorial Extra|hate]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|ful]], [[Chris and work|sullen]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]], [[Chris and Art|completely]] [[Chris and Writing|and]] [[Chris and Music|utterly]] [[Spanish|untalented]] [[Parody|thi]][[Things Chris has ripped off|ef]] and all-around failure who wastes his [[United States|countrymen]]'s hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society (comics aside), despite those with more severe mental states living far more independently and successfully.

: On top of that, Chris was once incredibly responsive to trolling, adding fuel to the fire by producing many videos in which he [[tard rage|raged]] at the camera as a result of trolling; this no doubt gave many trolls significant motivation. While Chris was [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into making many of these videos, he ultimately decided to create and publish them.

:However, before you want to inflict harm upon Chris and claim that Chris gives you [[Autism|autistics]] 'a bad name', please read the [[A-Logging]], [[Weening]] and [[Unholy Quintet]] articles.

; Why don't you try helping him instead?
: [[Vivitheg|Many]] [[Jackie|people]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried over the years and they have all accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the [[White knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, he refuses to listen. Even his [[Anna McLerran|actual friends]] could not help him. From 2018 onward, he managed to alienate nearly all of his IRL friends, instead preferring interactions with [[imaginary friends]], [[enablers]], and fans at [[conventions]]. He will only listen if you tell him what he wants to hear.

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: '''All efforts to troll, seek out or otherwise contact Chris are ''very strongly discouraged'''''. The effects of Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s death, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s ill-health and, most recently, the [[Idea Guys]]' deliberately manipulative trolling operations against him have left Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] — and his well-being in general — tenuous at best, with various [[enablers]] making it even worse. Relating to this is how he is [[Weening#The Chris of today is nothing like his former self|now a very, ''very'' different person]] from who he was when the trolling was at its peak, and only sees such attempts to provoke him as indirect support for his current worldview; so it's not even worth bothering with if you're going into it expecting to get amusing reactions along the lines of the past. Times have changed; so keeping all this in mind, you'll be far better off just sticking with [[CWCki|casual observation]] and helping to [[CWCki:Improvement|document and provide information]] on developments and occurrences in Chris's life as they come.

==Psychology==

; Is he currently seeing a psychiatrist or therapist?
: '''Maybe.''' Chris was legally required in [[2018]], among other things, to attend psychological therapy as an alternative to [[Chris and the law#2018|conviction]] after trespassing. Since 23 April 2019, he has fulfilled this obligation and no longer has any professional help. Chris dismisses the idea of seeking professional help, preferring to [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|administer it to himself using Lego]]. See [[Chris and mental healthcare]].
; Is he really autistic?
: '''Yes.''' Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], Chris was diagnosed with ''autistic disorder'' (DSM-IV 299.00) as a young child, and the same report backs up his claim. See [[Autism]]. However, his common qualifying phrase ''high-functioning'' means only that he is not [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]]. The phrase is not formally part of the diagnosis, and many autism advocates discourage its use.

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: '''It depends''' on what counts as ''having'' Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed with it, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label. Among institutions that still distinguish between autism and Asperger's, of which many do not, Asperger's syndrome is distinguished from severer varieties of autism by average intelligence and adequate language ability, matching Chris. Dr Asperger's work was in German, and not known to Anglophone psychiatrists until the early [[1990s]]; Chris probably would have received this diagnosis instead if he had been born a few years later. Furthermore, the condition was removed from the modern ''DSM-5'' and replaced with the catch-all ''Autism Spectrum Disorder'', making the distinction completely meaningless.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] or intellectually disabled?
: '''[[:File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|Maybe]].''' A more proper word for Chris is ''inept''. Even if Chris was to be considered intellectually disabled, it'll certainly be a mild or borderline intellectual disability. Despite there being a possibility, he still managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. He can read, write, do basic household chores, and operate electronic equipment. While his [[Chris and English|English]] skills aren't perfect, he has very few issues with basic sentence structure. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions to an extent. He has a consistent (albeit warped and [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]]) ethical system and recognizes when what he is doing is not working (though he chooses to pin the blame on [[Greene County Conspiracy|external]] [[trolls|forces]] or go about his way anyway). His foolishness is in that he has very little common sense, which may be attributed (along with the [[autism|obvious]]) to excessive parental sheltering, and that after years of Internet manipulation, his ability to distinguish [[Chris and reality|reality]] from fantasy has wasted away.

; What is Chris's IQ?
: '''That's inconclusive.''' In [[Mailbag 19]] and [[Mailbag 21]], he claimed to have taken an IQ test at a [[Chesterfield County]] institute, most likely as a teenager. He received an IQ of "150". In [[Mailbag 22]], a commenter pointed out that he may have taken the Cattell IQ test (150 on the Cattell is 130 on the standard scale), unless he was outright lying, which is most likely. An IQ of 130 is above average, but not genius material. Many autistic people also excel at pattern thinking, which is a key area of many IQ tests. Also, IQ doesn't measure [[Honor roll|what you've learned]], [[Kindness|empathy]], social skills, or other areas that count towards real-world success. Psychologists do not even agree on whether it's an objective measure of intelligence, with a common quip being that it "only measures how well you do on IQ tests." Even if Chris did have a high IQ, it hasn't done much for him in the real world.

; Is Chris schizophrenic?
: '''Probably not.''' While autism and schizophrenia share some symptoms, their development is nothing like each other. Autism is inborn and shows in early childhood, while schizophrenia usually appears well into adulthood. Schizophrenia's symptoms often deteriorate over time, while autism is normally constant throughout life (except for a few children who relapse into non-verbosity).

: Autism can mimic a psychotic disorder superficially, leading to many patients being misdiagnosed: Autism and schizophrenia can both involve a hard time telling if people are truthful, unusual and persistent beliefs, confused-sounding language, verbosity combined with social isolation, and pattern-based thinking. However, further analysis shows these "positive and negative symptoms" can take different forms. Schizophrenics may hear voices or otherwise hallucinate and think disjointedly (hence the name), while autists understand others' normal language literally, missing the subtext that something fictional is not meant to be taken seriously, and presuming their own thoughts automatically clear to others.

:Furthermore, Chris does distinguish between fantasy and reality, simply deluding himself into believing that the fantasy world is real on another [[dimension]]. Also, Chris's visions of that dimension come from [[meditation]] (read: imagination or daydreaming), not involuntary hallucinations. A literal-minded person may hear "seeing/hearing things in your head" and think the psychiatrist is asking about intrusive thoughts, imagination, hearing a song in your head, or daydreaming, which are all generally recognized as common experiences.

: Other symptoms that may be present in autism and schizophrenia for different reasons:

: * Flat affect (monotone or contrived-sounding voice that doesn't match one's internally perceived emotions)
: * Bizarre behavior (overlaps significantly with restricted and repetitive behavior in autism)
: * Poor eye contact
: * Depression, anxiety, ADHD, and other conditions more common in both
: * A pattern of shutdowns
: * Paranoia (in the case of autistics, from confusion in social situations)
: * A nature of "self-preservation."
: * Genuine introversion.

==Sex==
; Is Chris an <abbr title="Involuntary celibate">incel</abbr>? If not, what's the deal with the love quest?
: Chris never used the word for himself, but his beliefs and actions overlapped significantly with what is now the incel community. The word ''incel'' only entered common use about [[2017]].<ref>[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=incel Global search trends for ''incel'']</ref> Chris described himself long before this as a [[virgin with rage]], even bringing up the term in casual conversations with people he just met. He would speak of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and even a conspiracy that [[Virginia is for virgins|true love was illegal in his home state]].

: He viewed his search for a suitable mate as the [[Love Quest]], treating his search for a girlfriend like a video game. He wrote [[Saddest Heart in the World|poems]], [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas|letters to Santa]], and even [[So Need a Cute Girl|"Weird Al"-style parody songs]] about his biggest problem: that other [[JERKS]] (men) take all the pretty [[sweetheart]]s. He has lost his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]] and his only relationship that lead to sex was [[Affair with Mother|with his elderly mother]], not something you would consider a proper love life. His Love Quest only temporarly ended when he destroyed his libido through [[Chris and health#Hormone treatment|self-administered estrogen]] and [[polyamorous marriage|''married'']] his [[OC]]s by early 2018, but it seemed to resume in early 2021, the consequences of which we can see [[Jail Saga|ever]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|since]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|then]]. As of early 2025, he appears to be dating [[Flutter|a mysterious Finnish woman]].

; Why didn't he hire a prostitute earlier?
: For the majority of his [[love quest]], Chris refused to hire a hooker. The reasons varied: prostitutes are not [[TRUE and HONEST]] love, they are [[Chris and money|expensive]], and Chris is afraid of STDs<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>. His ideal sex partner would also do all the work around [[14 Branchland Court|the house]], give him her income to spend on video games, and otherwise serve as his replacement [[Barb|mother]]—all of which a prostitute would be unwilling to do. When some prostitutes were sent to his house in early [[2009]], he cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> However, as his thirties approached, he got more lenient about his policy towards hookers. He once tried to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, and tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref> In [[April 2012]] though, Chris claimed on [[Facebook]] that he lost his virginity to [[Mia Hamm|a hooker]] who complimented him on the size of his penis.<ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref>

; What is Chris's sexual orientation?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there is no consensus on this. For most of his adult life, Chris acted as though he was attracted to women. On the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked. In [[2018]], while under the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulative influence, Chris was [[brainwashed]] into believing he was [[bisexual]], and was [[polyamorous marriage|married to several of his (mostly male) fictional characters]], retaining these beliefs long after the Idea Guys were ousted, yet has made no attempts to get into a relationship with a real-life man. [[Jacob Sockness]] attempted to groom Chris into a relationship but Chris ultimately distanced himself from Sockness. Some consider that Chris is too immature to have earnest sexual attraction towards others (see ''Is Chris asexual?'', below.)

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: '''Yes.''' Chris had tweeted in [[2018]]  that he is one. Traditionally he would state that he did not consider himself to be one,<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref> yet it was clear from an early period that he did enjoy [[:File:Chris-chan_Traced.JPG|porn]] of anthropomorphic characters, even [[Rule 34|drawing his own]] into [[Sonichu 8|his]] [[Giant Penis Comic|comics]]. He also identifies with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|several]] [[Sonichu (character)|anthropomorphic]] [[Robbie|avatars]]. Although he does not regularly wear fur-suits, he did once dress up as [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the anthropomorphic form he takes on his comic series, and has considered getting one in the recent years. He has also started following several furry artists and content creators on [[Youtube]] and [[Twitter]], such as AshCoyote, and has enjoyed a lot of furry fanart he has recieved from his [[True and Loyal fanbase]].

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: '''No''', but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. He ''has'' stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]] and created a sexualized 14 year old Sonichu character in the form of [[Zapina]], but these actions are more likely due to a childish mindset and an inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia.

; Is Chris transgender?
: '''Yes.''' As of 2015, Chris identifies as [[transgender]]. He had explored his gender identity for years beforehand stemming from gender dysphoria issues, in 2011 identifying as a "tomgirl" (identifying as male and crossdressing as a woman); in 2014, identifying as [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser]] and as a lesbian; and identifying as female and transgender in 2015 when he began referring to himself as a "trans woman" and "Christine" and legally changed his name and gender in [[2016]]. Well before [[2011]], when Chris first called himself a tomgirl, he had been known to wear miniskirts, [[Muscle_bra|bras]], and panties. On multiple occasions, he had worn female clothing [[Forgot the Glitter|in public]] and had started wearing trans flag thigh-highs and bands more frequently during the [[Second Coming]].

; Is Chris asexual?
: This is another hotly contested issue to which there is no clear answer. Some claim that Chris is not truly interested in sexual relations, but feels that sex is something which a "grown up" is required to do. Chris's desire to lose his [[virgin with rage]] status may have simply been an urge to undergo what he saw as a traditional rite of passage into adulthood, although he has continued to seek out a sexual relationship even long after losing his virginity. It is clear that Chris's sex drive was atypical even before beginning hormone replacement therapy in [[2016]], evidenced by the fact that he did not discover [[masturbation]] until he was sixteen and even as an adult only engaged in the activity twice a week. On the other hand, much of Chris's adult life has been spent in the pursuit of a sex partner and his comic characters are [[Sonichu 8|highly sexual]]. It is worth noting that a moderately common autistic symptom is difficulty or inability to be intimate with another person. Many asexuals also possess a libido and can enjoy masturbation or sex; the difference lies in a lack of real attraction to other people.

; Did Chris really rape his mother?
: '''It's impossible to know for certain.''' Chris's detractors (and he has many) will vocally insist that he did, but there is no conclusive proof. Chris was only ever charged with incest, not rape, and there has been no definite confirmation of Barb having any mental incapacity. While there is plenty of [[Affair with Mother#Was it consensual?|compelling circumstantial evidence]] for both sides, ultimately only Chris and Barb can say for certain. Barb has never spoken publicly about it, and Chris is currently [[Lies|denying the incest itself ever took place]].

==Money and Work==

; Why does Chris call his disability check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: The "tugboat" is one of Chris's [[CWC-isms]]; impenetrable mangled figures of speech that he either uses to avoid uncomfortable subjects or, in this case, because he thinks they are clever. "Tugboat" is derived from the phrase "Our ship has come in", referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $1,000 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat—like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]]—coming in for him.

; Has he ever had a [[job]] at all?
: He worked for [[Wendy's]] a few months in 2001, but he was fired for unknown reasons. He briefly sold knives for the multi-level marketing company [[Cutco]], which was his last true job (if you could call it that). During the [[Chris and business|Business Saga]] he was very active on Etsy, selling many custom-made Amiibos, Sonichu comics and so on, but he often sold them either at a loss or barely broke even, which resulted in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He has also made plenty of [[commissions]] during the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser and this has continued even after jail, with him making his custom medallions, selling literal rocks and making even more shitty commissions for the [[OfficialCWCMart]]. Some even speculate it's akin to being a sweatshop worker, but Chris enjoys doing it anyway, probably not even knowing it might be a real job.

; How much money does Chris make from his livestreams/Etsy shop?
: From watching his recent livestreams we can see that Chris typically receives between $600 - $700 in donations per stream. [[Praetor]]'s [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]] sales have totaled well into the thousands of dollars, with individual [[Praetor Jail Art|jail art]] pieces selling for between $100 - $200 each, and some have even calculated their Etsy store to earn several thousands of bucks a month, though the exact revenue is unknown.

==''Sonichu''==
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway?
: Chris has always liked family-friendly games in particular, and [[1993|many years ago,]] was one of 100 winners of a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] which, through its grand prize of a $1000 {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}} shopping spree, allowed him to stock up on various ''Sonic'' titles. For some reason, the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series in general also appears to have certain qualities that attract autistic fans more than other game series.

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: For those who may be curious, they are located [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|here]].

; Will he ever draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]?
: Chris stopped drawing regular comics in [[February 2010]] with [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]; since then, he has released issues #11 to #13 and partially completed issues #14 to #17; however, these later issues often only bear a slight resemblance to the traditional comics and are more about whatever trolling issues have been happening. While in jail, he produced some one-off drawings; see [[Praetor Jail Art]], but has since continued work on the issue #25, now renamed to [[Sonichu 0 HD|''Sonichu'' #0 HD]]. Judging from the contents of the message Chris has sent out to the winners of his [[CWC Art Contest]], he has also attempted to outsource the art for the comics to his unlucky fans. He also drew a cover for [[Sonichu 82|issue #82]].

==The CWCki itself==
; Does the CWCki exaggerate or spin anything?
: The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter and the intentional omission of information from trolls who were [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris. Many were CWCki editors themselves. This is especially true for the [[Classic Chris]] era.

: For various good reasons, the CWCki largely covers the Classic sagas from Chris's perspective: information presented here was what Chris acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Chris's life. It is probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much as it is best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are often contrived, especially when covering events prior to Bob's death.

: For example:

:* [[Clyde Cash]] was the fictitious persona of a single anonymous troll, but the CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' a real person because he was to Chris. We also treat each of his personas as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* We keep a single article on [[Blanca]] and not the multiple male trolls who played her.

:* [[Emily]] and [[Kim]] were played by the same woman, but the CWCki treats them as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* Celebrity trolls are obviously trolls impersonating celebrities – did you really think [[Billy Mays]] was involved in trolling?

: For transparency's sake, the CWCki discloses such discrepancies from reality using Protip boxes, troll disclosures, and other notices.

: Coverage of Modern Christory takes a more matter-of-fact approach, thanks to the ease of [[dox]]ing Internet trolls. Modern CWCki editors are also gradually transitioning classic articles away from the dramatized writing of yesterday, so those who prefer clarity are in luck.

; What's the deal with ''Chris and''? What is a saga?
: The CWCki has '''a few series that tie it all together'''. You can think of them as the skeleton, bloodstream, and nervous system of the site.
:* The [[Chris and]] series. This series is purely topical – it discusses subjects as they relate to Chris, regardless of the time period. These are the things that make Chris Chris. Such topics range from Chris's relationship with [[Chris and art|art]] and [[Video games|gaming]], to his [[health|physical]] and [[Coping|mental health]].
:* The [[Saga]] page. It describes the major events in Chris's life from the womb to the modern world, but still takes a topical approach, looking at arcs and happenings in Chris's existence.
:* The [[CWChronology]]: purely chronological as its name suggests. Here, you can learn Chris's entire story from start to now, even including events from before his conception.
; What happened to the tagline ''Where no shit is too minor''?
: The tagline was '''retired''' on 20 December 2019, '''because there was a significant increase in people trying to influence Chris'''. Many of them fall into one of the ''[[Unholy Quintet]]'':
:* [[White Knights]] – people who feel sorry for Chris, and try to help Chris, often without realising that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.
:* [[A-Logging|A-logs]] – people who express disproportionate hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him.
:* [[Enablers]] – people who encourage Chris's negative habits. Some White Knights find themselves having to do this to get in touch with Chris. Some weens have also found themselves doing this to purposefully screw him up.
:* [[Weens]] – people who try and fail to annoy Chris.
:* [[Carpetbaggers]] - people who exploit Chris's infamy for personal gain.

; Why does the CWCki continue to refer to Chris by his old name and pronouns?
:*The simplest reason for this is '''consistency'''. The CWCki has thousands of articles, and it would be an impossible, arduous task to change every "he" to "she" throughout Chris's entire existence, plus it's effectively [[Retcon|historical revisionism]].
:*Some articles require the context of Chris's maleness. References to Chris's orientation and past hatred of [[gay]] men won't be as obvious if we didn't address Chris by his assigned gender. Same thing with atypical/feminine behavior (such as his high voice and use of "Gal-Pals"), and behavior considered creepy for guys but not so much for women (such as getting [[Megan|touchy-feely]]).
:*Using "he" pre-transition and "she" post-transition may seem like a fair compromise, but the exact beginning of Chris's transition is hard to define. It can be confusing on articles that cover Chris both before and after his transition, such as the [[Chris and]] series. Dissenting users have also suggested using "(s)he" or "they", but Chris doesn't use they/them pronouns either, and "(s)he" looks clunky.
:*Community consensus. YouTube and Twitter commentators overwhelmingly call Chris male, as do some [[Sachumo|documentarians]]. While Chris did receive a legal name/gender change, there's considerable debate in the community as to whether he is a genuine trans woman. CWC communities, such as [[Kiwi Farms]], have an unfortunate tendency to "misgender" trans people in general. [[Null]] said he refers to Chris as "he" because he "carries male genetics" and insisted that he was a straight male most of his life. Most Christorians use "he" for Chris, and the CWCki reflects this trend.
:* Relating to the above, his previous first names ('''Chris'''topher, '''Chris'''tian) and his current one ('''Chris'''tine) can all easily be shortened to just "Chris", "Chris-Chan" or "CWC", which is what he's mostly referred to as anyway regardless of pronouns.

==Miscellaneous==

; What does he smell like?
: As of 19 October 2019, [[Joey Vance|cannabis]]. Historical answers include "rotten watermelons" (according to [[Emily]]), a variant of the [[Collosal Chan|homeless person]] stench (according to [[Robert Simmons V]]) or, as some field agents have reported, 'body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]'. While in jail, it seemed as if his hygiene had improved, with [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|daily showers]] the norm, but by the time of the May 2023, it has deteriorated, to the point that one person stated he smelled of "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pure shit]] I had to inhale very shallowly". The point is, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with Chris's [[Heterochromia|eyes]]?
: According to Chris, his eyes were originally blue but he got pink eye in his right eye during high school and medication for it turned it green. His eyes are only faintly different and definitely not to the degree that they're depicted in his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic form]]. A cursory examination of [[:File:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this image]] demonstrates that he has had heterochromia since at least elementary school. Additionally, it's fairly common for people with blue or green eyes to have one eye of a slightly different hue.

; What's the deal with the striped shirts?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> Following Chris's introduction to the world of Internet trolling, [[Chris and fashion|his wardrobe went through several iterations]] before eventually settling on its current [[tomgirl]] form, but he has since purchased at least two simillar T-shirts to capitalise on the nostalgia, dubbed The Classic 2.0 and The Classic (Replica) by the CWCki.

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin,<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162</ref> probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common [[autism|autistic]] symptom.

; Does Chris drink or do [[drugs]]?
: Chris was firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. For much of his life, he was equally strongly opposed to [[alcohol|drinking]] as well, but a video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] turned up in [[2009]] and he has since softened his stance, saying he is a "social drinker".<ref>[[Mailbag 16#Alcoholism]]</ref> He has since been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]], [[100 2281|Kahlúa]] and vodka, but seems to drink only occasionally, or when encouraged by [[troll]]s. He also smoked marijuana with the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. He was legally required to abstain from any drugs or alcohol after being placed on Virginia's [[Chris and the law|Therapeutic Docket]] in late 2018 and early 2019.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of the very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]]. Hill died in 2015.

; What do [[Megan]]/[[Michael Snyder]]/Old Gal-Pals/et. cetera think of Chris now that he spooned his mother?
: It is not known for certain what people from earlier in Chris's life make of his incestuous affair with his mother. Most of these people have moved on from Chris since then. Please do not attempt to contact them.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: As of [[February 2025]] Chris's current [[YouTube]] channel is [https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian]. He posts on [[Twitter/X]] as [https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu CPU_CWCSonichu] and on [[Bluesky]] as [https://clearsky.app/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/history cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social]. He also makes occasional posts on the [[CWC Blog (Cwclight)|CWC Blog on Cwclight]], about once a month.

; Is Barbara dead?
: No, and if you have to ask that question she almost definitely isn't. Fake obituaries for Barb are [[Weening|fairly common]].

; Where can I learn more about this singular human anomaly?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, we would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [https://www.kiwifarms.st/ The Kiwi Farms], formerly the [[CWCki Forums]], where several Chrisorical figures such as [[Marvin]] have posted.
:* The CWCki's official [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz discord server].
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (to be taken with a grain of salt)
:* [[Documentary|Documentaries]] available on YouTube
:* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu /r/ChrisChanSonichu], the largest Reddit community dedicated to Chris

==Introductory Guide:==
{{Newbie}}

==Important Articles==
{{Check this out}}

==See also==
*[[Common Questions]] for Chris's own answers to fan questions
*[[CWCki:Gossip|Gossip]] for common misconceptions regarding Christory

==References==
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[[Category:Special]]

Chris and Spanish

2026-03-31T02:50:31Z

AAE: /* Ricardo Weston Chandler */

[[File:397-RicardoBadge.jpg|thumb|right|The badge don't lie.]]

'''{{w|Spanish}}''' is a Romance [[Chris and language|language]] with over 500 million native speakers. It is also a common second language choice for millions more, including our favorite [[Chris|linguistic autistic]], who knows ''un poquito'' but still acts like a fluent speaker. He often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it was one of the few things that he learned at [[Manchester High School]], [[Honor roll|however poorly]]. He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, '''Ricardo'''.

Chris is proud of his tenuous grasp of the Spanish language, but this has not prevented [[Chris and race|racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language."

==Chris's "knowledge" of the language==
[[File:ComicHeather Iglesias.jpg|thumb|''¡Ay, caramba!'']]

Chris's actual grasp of the language must be inferred from various sources. The [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Spanish|Manchester High Leaks]] and his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]] project indicate that Chris took Spanish I in his junior year (1998-99) and Spanish II in his senior year (1999-2000). His grades are unknown, but he seems to have done well enough to pass both classes. On [[Okcupid]], Chris claimed to speak Spanish, and wrote a large section of his profile in it (which was riddled with mistakes). He also states that he speaks Spanish on his [[resume|résumé]] (but mentions that he has only taken two years). He also has written some [[Sonichu]] comic pages in Spanish. Chris seems confident in his Spanish, despite plentiful evidence suggesting his grasp of it is feeble - he frequently makes mistakes of grammar, spelling, and pronunciation, and only employs the most basic of verb conjugations, such as the present indicative. Chris never expressed interest in taking classes or other instruction beyond high school to reach fluency, nor has he deliberately practiced his Spanish with native speakers. He seems to view his Spanish skills as a means of showing off and not a communication tool.

Some of Chris's mistakes in Spanish seem to have crossed over from his stunted [[Chris and English|command of English]], such as an affinity for the written sequence "ein" (resulting in, for example, "''bein''" instead of ''bien''). Chris is inconsistent with his use of symbols which do not occur in English when writing Spanish, such as {{w|Inverted question and exclamation marks|inverted punctuation}}, accented vowels, and, most significantly, ñ. The inverted punctuation marks are sometimes replaced with their respective upright marks and accents with an apostrophe before the vowel, while the tilde in ñ is often omitted entirely. The fact that he ''sometimes'' uses the proper characters indicates that he knows how to enter them and simply does not care enough to do so consistently. In some of Chris's [[Tomgirl]]-era Spanish writing, notably [[Sonichu 12]], Chris uses feminine nouns and adjectives when referring to mixed-gender groups, whereas Spanish grammar rules dictate using the masculine plural in these contexts. This could be an attempt at a subtle [[Women's rights|feminist]] statement, but knowing Chris, it is likely a simple error.

In Chris's [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|July 29, 2009 video]] to our [[Liquid Chris|TRUE and HONEST hero]], he displays his grasp on Spanish, basic as it may be. It can be safely assumed he used online Spanish dictionaries for words he did not know. He also mispronounces one of the most common Spanish words, ''bueno'' (good, well), as ''bueño''. Another video involving Spanish is [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]] (a weird {{w|Leet|1337}} Spanish title), in which he says "Love [[Sonichu]]" and "hate [[Asperchu]]" backwards in English, surrounded by a sentence in awkward Spanish. In another display of his Spanish, his old Spanish assignment to create a [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]] was released online. This assignment is mostly just basic Spanish and not very advanced.

In [[Mumble 2]], Chris briefly attempts to have a conversation with a Mexican troll but fails to understand his question "Has estado en México?" ("Have you been to Mexico?"), even after it is repeated multiple times with different wording.<ref>[[Mumble 2#Chris's fail-riffic Spanish]]</ref> Chris probably never learned the present perfect verb tense, or if he did he is not able to recognize it in its spoken form.

In a two-year high school language class one can expect to learn some basic practical vocabulary (mainly based around school, business and travel), and some basic to intermediate grammar such as word order and a few verb tenses. Chris in his infinite wisdom has come away with even less than those rock bottom expectations. Of course contemporary examples may be unfair as it has been decades since high school but even [[Manchester High Leaks|samples]] we have of the height of his Spanish studies betray a tenuous understanding of the present simple tense as the farthest he can communicate.

A common pitfall of language learners is the "false cognate", a word that seems similar to a word in your own language but has a completely different meaning. A well known example is the Spanish word ''embarazada'' which resembles "embarrassed" but actually means "pregnant". Or ''excitado'' which seems to mean excited but actually translates to "horny". Ordinarily one would expect a torrent of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] from chris in this regard but tragically his Spanish is so ''pessimo'' as to completely avoid making understandable slip-ups and makes exclusively ''incomprehensible'' mistakes like "tres muchaco" or "me le amo".

His pronunciation is heavily Southern-accented and [[Speech impediment|unclear]], making it difficult for Spanish speakers to make out without a transcript. However, he likely learned to roll his Rs in Spanish class, as he poorly does so (in English) in [[A New, Fun Trick]].

==Ricardo Weston Chandler==
'''Ricardo Weston Chandler''' is Chris's Spanish ''nom de guerre'', presumably chosen in honor of a main character in [[I Love Lucy|one of Chris's favorite TV shows]]. Students in language classes often choose an alternate name in the language they are learning to "get into" the culture and language. Of course, while most people forget about this when they have left the course (or even the teachers abandon the practice shortly into the course), Chris has adopted "Ricardo" as his actual Spanish name and uses it for his Spanish-related endeavors.

He is oblivious to the fact that, when learning another language, people generally do not change their name, but instead use the language's native form of the name. If no native equivalent exists, they may adapt it to fit the language's pronunciation and spelling rules (i.e. L becomes R in Japanese). ''Cristian'' (without the H) is actually a rather common name in the Spanish-speaking sphere. Weston can be adapted as ''Hueston'' or loosely translated as ''Del Oeste'' (of the West). Chandler can be translated as either ''Candelero'' or ''Velero'' depending on which meaning we're going with. Christine becomes Cristina, and Christopher becomes Cristóbal. Chris has plenty of options.

Furthermore, modern Spanish speakers rarely translate names of non-royalty, just as English speakers don't refer to every María as a "Mary." The practice of adopting a Spanish name while learning the language is purely for immersion purposes. It is not a reflection of how native Spanish speakers actually talk, at least not in the 20th and 21st centuries.

Of course, it must be noted that Ricardo's linguistic skills have brought us gems such as [[noviophobia]] (from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"). It should also be noted that Ricardo is the Spanish and Portuguese version of the name "Richard", which is sometimes shortened to [[duck|"Dick"]].

=== Chris's Spanish ''alter ego'' today ===

Chris's attachment to his Spanish name has not abated to this day, and he has listed the name prominently alongside his more common aliases ([[Christopher's name change|Christopher, Christian]], and [[Christine]]). However, Chris has yet to pick a feminine Spanish name in agreement with his current gender identity, suggesting he has largely abandoned the concept of having a Spanish ''alter ego''...

Until 2021, when Chris proclaimed to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Chris will call himself "[[Jesus]] Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu," and almost always pronounce Jesus as Jesús (heh-SOOSE), the Spanish way, in addition to saying Christine like "Christ"-ine. This brings a Spanish name, in this case the very common ''Jesús'', back to his signature.

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
[[File:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg|thumb|''No sé mucho, pero sé que te amo...'']]
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*"[[Valentines Day Hymn]]"
*His leaked [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High School homework]]
*[[Mumble_2#Chris's fail-riffic Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]
*[[Sonichu_Girls#The letter in Spanish|Chris's letters to the Sonichu Girls]]
*[[:File:396-PokePizzaria.jpg|El Café de Pokémon Pizzaria]] [sic]
*[[:File:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|Christian's Favorite Hits: Los [sic] Canciónes [sic] Españolas de Ricardo]]
*[[Katie Bay E-mails 3|Chris's e-mails with Katie Bay]]
*[[Facebook messages|Facebook message to Christina]]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007173814/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWC_Speaks CWC Speaks], an article on [[CWCipedia]] where he [[ego|brags about his fluency]] in the language.
*[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]
*[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], in an appearance from [[Heather Iglesias]], mixed in with English dialogue.
*[[February_2020_social_media_posts#Birthday|2020 birthday message]]
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record straight]] - identifies twice as [[Messiah complex|''Jesús'' Christ]].

==See also==
*[[Joshua Martinez]], Chris's Spanish friend
*[[Chris and English]]
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a [[homos|lesbian]] nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]

==Notes==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

2026-03-17T23:41:45Z

AAE: /* Psychology */

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|Welcome to the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]].]]

'''Welcome, new Christorian.'''

New people are being initiated to the quirks and horrors of [[Chris]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[trolls|troll]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about the Internet's favorite manchild.

''This page was last updated on 8 April 2025, but as the Christory constantly evolves, this page will have to follow.''
==Trolling==

; Is Chris a [[troll]]? Is the whole thing a hoax?
: '''No.''' The verified documentation on Chris and his entire life is far too complete and detailed for it to be a reverse-troll setup. There are news reports from his childhood confirming his autism (see [[Chris in the media]]). There are [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] blogs about Chris's behavior that were published before Chris came to a wider attention on the Internet. [[Sonichu]] has existed since [[2000]]. Phone calls have been made to Chris's parents and his [[Rocky Shoemaker call|pastoral counselor]]. When Chris was first [[28 October 2011|arrested and convicted]] of a felony, he acted as he does online [[This is how the Trial went|even in court]], and accidentally [[Destruction Of Chris's House|set fire to]] [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in real life as well. If you don't believe us, you can look up Chris's many [[Chris and the law|court records]], both civil and criminal.

: Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in August 2021 should put any speculation of his behavior being an act permanently to rest.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] <s>guy</s> person?
: The CWCki itself is not involved in any trolling; it merely documents Chris's life in detail. Most modern Chris-observers, having seen the [[Idea Guys|extreme damage]] that some trolls could wreak, hold a dim view of [[weening|contemporary trolling efforts]]. The motivations of Chris's trolls over the years has varied, but few had any interest in tormenting him simply for having a mental problem. Some former trolls have even [[BlueSpike#Today|expressed regret]] for taking things too far in their younger years.

: Even before the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, Chris has been notorious on the Internet as a [[Nudes|perverse]], [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|disgu]][[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|sting]], [[Chris and the Law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and Anger|mean-spirited]], [[Chris and Reality|delusional]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Chris and Race|intol]][[Women's rights|erant]], [[Obesity|unfit]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and Religion|heretical]], [[Death Threats|spiteful]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|cruel]], [[Autism Tutorial Extra|hate]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|ful]], [[Chris and work|sullen]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]], [[Chris and Art|completely]] [[Chris and Writing|and]] [[Chris and Music|utterly]] [[Spanish|untalented]] [[Parody|thi]][[Things Chris has ripped off|ef]] and all-around failure who wastes his [[United States|countrymen]]'s hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society (comics aside), despite those with more severe mental states living far more independently and successfully.

: On top of that, Chris was once incredibly responsive to trolling, adding fuel to the fire by producing many videos in which he [[tard rage|raged]] at the camera as a result of trolling; this no doubt gave many trolls significant motivation. While Chris was [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into making many of these videos, he ultimately decided to create and publish them.

:However, before you want to inflict harm upon Chris and claim that Chris gives you [[Autism|autistics]] 'a bad name', please read the [[A-Logging]], [[Weening]] and [[Unholy Quintet]] articles.

; Why don't you try helping him instead?
: [[Vivitheg|Many]] [[Jackie|people]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried over the years and they have all accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the [[White knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, he refuses to listen. Even his [[Anna McLerran|actual friends]] could not help him. From 2018 onward, he managed to alienate nearly all of his IRL friends, instead preferring interactions with [[imaginary friends]], [[enablers]], and fans at [[conventions]]. He will only listen if you tell him what he wants to hear.

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: '''All efforts to troll, seek out or otherwise contact Chris are ''very strongly discouraged'''''. The effects of Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s death, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s ill-health and, most recently, the [[Idea Guys]]' deliberately manipulative trolling operations against him have left Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] — and his well-being in general — tenuous at best, with various [[enablers]] making it even worse. Relating to this is how he is [[Weening#The Chris of today is nothing like his former self|now a very, ''very'' different person]] from who he was when the trolling was at its peak, and only sees such attempts to provoke him as indirect support for his current worldview; so it's not even worth bothering with if you're going into it expecting to get amusing reactions along the lines of the past. Times have changed; so keeping all this in mind, you'll be far better off just sticking with [[CWCki|casual observation]] and helping to [[CWCki:Improvement|document and provide information]] on developments and occurrences in Chris's life as they come.

==Psychology==

; Is he currently seeing a psychiatrist or therapist?
: '''Maybe.''' Chris was legally required in [[2018]], among other things, to attend psychological therapy as an alternative to [[Chris and the law#2018|conviction]] after trespassing. Since 23 April 2019, he has fulfilled this obligation and no longer has any professional help. Chris dismisses the idea of seeking professional help, preferring to [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|administer it to himself using Lego]]. See [[Chris and mental healthcare]].
; Is he really autistic?
: '''Yes.''' Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], Chris was diagnosed with ''autistic disorder'' (DSM-IV 299.00) as a young child, and the same report backs up his claim. See [[Autism]]. However, his common qualifying phrase ''high-functioning'' means only that he is not [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]]. The phrase is not formally part of the diagnosis, and many autism advocates discourage its use.

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: '''It depends''' on what counts as ''having'' Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed with it, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label. Among institutions that still distinguish between autism and Asperger's, of which many do not, Asperger's syndrome is distinguished from severer varieties of autism by average intelligence and adequate language ability, matching Chris. Dr Asperger's work was in German, and not known to Anglophone psychiatrists until the early [[1990s]]; Chris probably would have received this diagnosis instead if he had been born a few years later. Furthermore, the condition was removed from the modern ''DSM-5'' and replaced with the catch-all ''Autism Spectrum Disorder'', making the distinction completely meaningless.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] or intellectually disabled?
: '''[[:File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|Maybe]].''' A more proper word for Chris is ''inept''. Even if Chris was to be considered intellectually disabled, it'll certainly be a mild or borderline intellectual disability. Despite there being a possibility, he still managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. He can read, write, do basic household chores, and operate electronic equipment. While his [[Chris and English|English]] skills aren't perfect, he has very few issues with basic sentence structure. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions to an extent. He has a consistent (albeit warped and [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]]) ethical system and recognizes when what he is doing is not working (though he chooses to pin the blame on [[Greene County Conspiracy|external]] [[trolls|forces]] or go about his way anyway). His foolishness is in that he has very little common sense, which may be attributed (along with the [[autism|obvious]]) to excessive parental sheltering, and that after years of Internet manipulation, his ability to distinguish [[Chris and reality|reality]] from fantasy has wasted away.

; What is Chris's IQ?
: '''That's inconclusive.''' In [[Mailbag 19]] and [[Mailbag 21]], he claimed to have taken an IQ test at a [[Chesterfield County]] institute, most likely as a teenager. He received an IQ of "150". In [[Mailbag 22]], a commenter pointed out that he may have taken the Cattell IQ test (150 on the Cattell is 130 on the standard scale), unless he was outright lying, which is most likely. An IQ of 130 is above average, but not genius material. Many autistic people also excel at pattern thinking, which is a key area of many IQ tests. Also, IQ doesn't measure [[Honor roll|what you've learned]], [[Kindness|empathy]], social skills, or other areas that count towards real-world success. Psychologists do not even agree on whether it's an objective measure of intelligence, with a common quip being that it "only measures how well you do on IQ tests." Even if Chris did have a high IQ, it hasn't done much for him in the real world.

; Is Chris schizophrenic?
: '''Probably not.''' While autism and schizophrenia share some symptoms, their development is nothing like each other. Autism is inborn and shows in early childhood, while schizophrenia usually appears well into adulthood. Schizophrenia's symptoms often deteriorate over time, while autism is normally constant throughout life (except for a few children who relapse into non-verbosity).

: Autism can mimic a psychotic disorder superficially, leading to many patients being misdiagnosed: Autism and schizophrenia can both involve a hard time telling if people are truthful, unusual and persistent beliefs, confused-sounding language, verbosity combined with social isolation, and pattern-based thinking. However, further analysis shows these "positive and negative symptoms" can take different forms. Schizophrenics may hear voices or otherwise hallucinate and think disjointedly (hence the name), while autists understand others' normal language literally, missing the subtext that something fictional is not meant to be taken seriously, and presuming their own thoughts automatically clear to others.

:Furthermore, Chris does distinguish between fantasy and reality, simply deluding himself into believing that the fantasy world is real on another [[dimension]]. Also, Chris's visions of that dimension come from [[meditation]] (read: imagination or daydreaming), not involuntary hallucinations. A literal-minded person may hear "seeing/hearing things in your head" and think the psychiatrist is asking about intrusive thoughts, imagination, hearing a song in your head, or daydreaming, which are all generally recognized as common experiences.

: Other symptoms that may be present in autism and schizophrenia for different reasons:

: * Flat affect (monotone or contrived-sounding voice that doesn't match one's internally perceived emotions)
: * Bizarre behavior (overlaps significantly with restricted and repetitive behavior in autism)
: * Poor eye contact
: * Depression, anxiety, ADHD, and other conditions more common in both
: * A pattern of shutdowns
: * Paranoia (in the case of autistics, from confusion in social situations)
: * A nature of "self-preservation."
: * Genuine introversion.

==Sex==
; Is Chris an <abbr title="Involuntary celibate">incel</abbr>? If not, what's the deal with the love quest?
: Chris never used the word for himself, but his beliefs and actions overlapped significantly with what is now the incel community. The word ''incel'' only entered common use about [[2017]].<ref>[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=incel Global search trends for ''incel'']</ref> Chris described himself long before this as a [[virgin with rage]], even bringing up the term in casual conversations with people he just met. He would speak of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and even a conspiracy that [[Virginia is for virgins|true love was illegal in his home state]].

: He viewed his search for a suitable mate as the [[Love Quest]], treating his search for a girlfriend like a video game. He wrote [[Saddest Heart in the World|poems]], [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas|letters to Santa]], and even [[So Need a Cute Girl|"Weird Al"-style parody songs]] about his biggest problem: that other [[JERKS]] (men) take all the pretty [[sweetheart]]s. He has lost his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]] and his only relationship that lead to sex was [[Affair with Mother|with his elderly mother]], not something you would consider a proper love life. His Love Quest only temporarly ended when he destroyed his libido through [[Chris and health#Hormone treatment|self-administered estrogen]] and [[polyamorous marriage|''married'']] his [[OC]]s by early 2018, but it seemed to resume in early 2021, the consequences of which we can see [[Jail Saga|ever]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|since]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|then]]. As of early 2025, he appears to be dating [[Flutter|a mysterious Finnish woman]].

; Why didn't he hire a prostitute earlier?
: For the majority of his [[love quest]], Chris refused to hire a hooker. The reasons varied: prostitutes are not [[TRUE and HONEST]] love, they are [[Chris and money|expensive]], and Chris is afraid of STDs<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>. His ideal sex partner would also do all the work around [[14 Branchland Court|the house]], give him her income to spend on video games, and otherwise serve as his replacement [[Barb|mother]]—all of which a prostitute would be unwilling to do. When some prostitutes were sent to his house in early [[2009]], he cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> However, as his thirties approached, he got more lenient about his policy towards hookers. He once tried to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, and tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref> In [[April 2012]] though, Chris claimed on [[Facebook]] that he lost his virginity to [[Mia Hamm|a hooker]] who complimented him on the size of his penis.<ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref>

; What is Chris's sexual orientation?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there is no consensus on this. For most of his adult life, Chris acted as though he was attracted to women. On the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked. In [[2018]], while under the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulative influence, Chris was [[brainwashed]] into believing he was [[bisexual]], and was [[polyamorous marriage|married to several of his (mostly male) fictional characters]], retaining these beliefs long after the Idea Guys were ousted, yet has made no attempts to get into a relationship with a real-life man. [[Jacob Sockness]] attempted to groom Chris into a relationship but Chris ultimately distanced himself from Sockness. Some consider that Chris is too immature to have earnest sexual attraction towards others (see ''Is Chris asexual?'', below.)

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: '''Yes.''' Chris had tweeted in [[2018]]  that he is one. Traditionally he would state that he did not consider himself to be one,<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref> yet it was clear from an early period that he did enjoy [[:File:Chris-chan_Traced.JPG|porn]] of anthropomorphic characters, even [[Rule 34|drawing his own]] into [[Sonichu 8|his]] [[Giant Penis Comic|comics]]. He also identifies with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|several]] [[Sonichu (character)|anthropomorphic]] [[Robbie|avatars]]. Although he does not regularly wear fur-suits, he did once dress up as [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the anthropomorphic form he takes on his comic series, and has considered getting one in the recent years. He has also started following several furry artists and content creators on [[Youtube]] and [[Twitter]], such as AshCoyote, and has enjoyed a lot of furry fanart he has recieved from his [[True and Loyal fanbase]].

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: '''No''', but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. He ''has'' stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]] and created a sexualized 14 year old Sonichu character in the form of [[Zapina]], but these actions are more likely due to a childish mindset and an inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia.

; Is Chris transgender?
: '''Yes.''' As of 2015, Chris identifies as [[transgender]]. He had explored his gender identity for years beforehand stemming from gender dysphoria issues, in 2011 identifying as a "tomgirl" (identifying as male and crossdressing as a woman); in 2014, identifying as [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser]] and as a lesbian; and identifying as female and transgender in 2015 when he began referring to himself as a "trans woman" and "Christine" and legally changed his name and gender in [[2016]]. Well before [[2011]], when Chris first called himself a tomgirl, he had been known to wear miniskirts, [[Muscle_bra|bras]], and panties. On multiple occasions, he had worn female clothing [[Forgot the Glitter|in public]] and had started wearing trans flag thigh-highs and bands more frequently during the [[Second Coming]].

; Is Chris asexual?
: This is another hotly contested issue to which there is no clear answer. Some claim that Chris is not truly interested in sexual relations, but feels that sex is something which a "grown up" is required to do. Chris's desire to lose his [[virgin with rage]] status may have simply been an urge to undergo what he saw as a traditional rite of passage into adulthood, although he has continued to seek out a sexual relationship even long after losing his virginity. It is clear that Chris's sex drive was atypical even before beginning hormone replacement therapy in [[2016]], evidenced by the fact that he did not discover [[masturbation]] until he was sixteen and even as an adult only engaged in the activity twice a week. On the other hand, much of Chris's adult life has been spent in the pursuit of a sex partner and his comic characters are [[Sonichu 8|highly sexual]]. It is worth noting that a moderately common autistic symptom is difficulty or inability to be intimate with another person. Many asexuals also possess a libido and can enjoy masturbation or sex; the difference lies in a lack of real attraction to other people.

; Did Chris really rape his mother?
: '''It's impossible to know for certain.''' Chris's detractors (and he has many) will vocally insist that he did, but there is no conclusive proof. Chris was only ever charged with incest, not rape, and there has been no definite confirmation of Barb having any mental incapacity. While there is plenty of [[Affair with Mother#Was it consensual?|compelling circumstantial evidence]] for both sides, ultimately only Chris and Barb can say for certain. Barb has never spoken publicly about it, and Chris is currently [[Lies|denying the incest itself ever took place]].

==Money and Work==

; Why does Chris call his disability check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: The "tugboat" is one of Chris's [[CWC-isms]]; impenetrable mangled figures of speech that he either uses to avoid uncomfortable subjects or, in this case, because he thinks they are clever. "Tugboat" is derived from the phrase "Our ship has come in", referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $1,000 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat—like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]]—coming in for him.

; Has he ever had a [[job]] at all?
: He worked for [[Wendy's]] a few months in 2001, but he was fired for unknown reasons. He briefly sold knives for the multi-level marketing company [[Cutco]], which was his last true job (if you could call it that). During the [[Chris and business|Business Saga]] he was very active on Etsy, selling many custom-made Amiibos, Sonichu comics and so on, but he often sold them either at a loss or barely broke even, which resulted in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He has also made plenty of [[commissions]] during the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser and this has continued even after jail, with him making his custom medallions, selling literal rocks and making even more shitty commissions for the [[OfficialCWCMart]]. Some even speculate it's akin to being a sweatshop worker, but Chris enjoys doing it anyway, probably not even knowing it might be a real job.

; How much money does Chris make from his livestreams/Etsy shop?
: From watching his recent livestreams we can see that Chris typically receives between $600 - $700 in donations per stream. [[Praetor]]'s [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]] sales have totaled well into the thousands of dollars, with individual [[Praetor Jail Art|jail art]] pieces selling for between $100 - $200 each, and some have even calculated their Etsy store to earn several thousands of bucks a month, though the exact revenue is unknown.

==''Sonichu''==
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway?
: Chris has always liked family-friendly games in particular, and [[1993|many years ago,]] was one of 100 winners of a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] which, through its grand prize of a $1000 {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}} shopping spree, allowed him to stock up on various ''Sonic'' titles. For some reason, the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series in general also appears to have certain qualities that attract autistic fans more than other game series.

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: For those who may be curious, they are located [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|here]].

; Will he ever draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]?
: Chris stopped drawing regular comics in [[February 2010]] with [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]; since then, he has released issues #11 to #13 and partially completed issues #14 to #17; however, these later issues often only bear a slight resemblance to the traditional comics and are more about whatever trolling issues have been happening. While in jail, he produced some one-off drawings; see [[Praetor Jail Art]], but has since continued work on the issue #25, now renamed to [[Sonichu 0 HD|''Sonichu'' #0 HD]]. Judging from the contents of the message Chris has sent out to the winners of his [[CWC Art Contest]], he has also attempted to outsource the art for the comics to his unlucky fans. He also drew a cover for [[Sonichu 82|issue #82]].

==The CWCki itself==
; Does the CWCki exaggerate or spin anything?
: The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter and the intentional omission of information from trolls who were [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris. Many were CWCki editors themselves. This is especially true for the [[Classic Chris]] era.

: For various good reasons, the CWCki largely covers the Classic sagas from Chris's perspective: information presented here was what Chris acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Chris's life. It is probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much as it is best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are often contrived, especially when covering events prior to Bob's death.

: For example:

:* [[Clyde Cash]] was the fictitious persona of a single anonymous troll, but the CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' a real person because he was to Chris. We also treat each of his personas as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* We keep a single article on [[Blanca]] and not the multiple male trolls who played her.

:* [[Emily]] and [[Kim]] were played by the same woman, but the CWCki treats them as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* Celebrity trolls are obviously trolls impersonating celebrities – did you really think [[Billy Mays]] was involved in trolling?

: For transparency's sake, the CWCki discloses such discrepancies from reality using Protip boxes, troll disclosures, and other notices.

: Coverage of Modern Christory takes a more matter-of-fact approach, thanks to the ease of [[dox]]ing Internet trolls. Modern CWCki editors are also gradually transitioning classic articles away from the dramatized writing of yesterday, so those who prefer clarity are in luck.

; What's the deal with ''Chris and''? What is a saga?
: The CWCki has '''a few series that tie it all together'''. You can think of them as the skeleton, bloodstream, and nervous system of the site.
:* The [[Chris and]] series. This series is purely topical – it discusses subjects as they relate to Chris, regardless of the time period. These are the things that make Chris Chris. Such topics range from Chris's relationship with [[Chris and art|art]] and [[Video games|gaming]], to his [[health|physical]] and [[Coping|mental health]].
:* The [[Saga]] page. It describes the major events in Chris's life from the womb to the modern world, but still takes a topical approach, looking at arcs and happenings in Chris's existence.
:* The [[CWChronology]]: purely chronological as its name suggests. Here, you can learn Chris's entire story from start to now, even including events from before his conception.
; What happened to the tagline ''Where no shit is too minor''?
: The tagline was '''retired''' on 20 December 2019, '''because there was a significant increase in people trying to influence Chris'''. Many of them fall into one of the ''[[Unholy Quintet]]'':
:* [[White Knights]] – people who feel sorry for Chris, and try to help Chris, often without realising that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.
:* [[A-Logging|A-logs]] – people who express disproportionate hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him.
:* [[Enablers]] – people who encourage Chris's negative habits. Some White Knights find themselves having to do this to get in touch with Chris. Some weens have also found themselves doing this to purposefully screw him up.
:* [[Weens]] – people who try and fail to annoy Chris.
:* [[Carpetbaggers]] - people who exploit Chris's infamy for personal gain.

; Why does the CWCki continue to refer to Chris by his old name and pronouns?
:*The simplest reason for this is '''consistency'''. The CWCki has thousands of articles, and it would be an impossible, arduous task to change every "he" to "she" throughout Chris's entire existence, plus it's effectively [[Retcon|historical revisionism]].
:*Some articles require the context of Chris's maleness. References to Chris's orientation and past hatred of [[gay]] men won't be as obvious if we didn't address Chris by his assigned gender. Same thing with atypical/feminine behavior (such as his high voice and use of "Gal-Pals"), and behavior considered creepy for guys but not so much for women (such as getting [[Megan|touchy-feely]]).
:*Using "he" pre-transition and "she" post-transition may seem like a fair compromise, but the exact beginning of Chris's transition is hard to define. It can be confusing on articles that cover Chris both before and after his transition, such as the [[Chris and]] series. Dissenting users have also suggested using "(s)he" or "they", but Chris doesn't use they/them pronouns either, and "(s)he" looks clunky.
:*Community consensus. YouTube and Twitter commentators overwhelmingly call Chris male, as do some [[Sachumo|documentarians]]. While Chris did receive a legal name/gender change, there's considerable debate in the community as to whether he is a genuine trans woman. CWC communities, such as [[Kiwi Farms]], have an unfortunate tendency to "misgender" trans people in general. [[Null]] said he refers to Chris as "he" because he "carries male genetics" and insisted that he was a straight male most of his life. Most Christorians use "he" for Chris, and the CWCki reflects this trend.
:* Relating to the above, his previous first names ('''Chris'''topher, '''Chris'''tian) and his current one ('''Chris'''tine) can all easily be shortened to just "Chris", "Chris-Chan" or "CWC", which is what he's mostly referred to as anyway regardless of pronouns.

==Miscellaneous==

; What does he smell like?
: As of 19 October 2019, [[Joey Vance|cannabis]]. Historical answers include "rotten watermelons" (according to [[Emily]]), a variant of the [[Collosal Chan|homeless person]] stench (according to [[Robert Simmons V]]) or, as some field agents have reported, 'body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]'. While in jail, it seemed as if his hygiene had improved, with [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|daily showers]] the norm, but by the time of the May 2023, it has deteriorated, to the point that one person stated he smelled of "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pure shit]] I had to inhale very shallowly". The point is, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with Chris's [[Heterochromia|eyes]]?
: According to Chris, his eyes were originally blue but he got pink eye in his right eye during high school and medication for it turned it green. His eyes are only faintly different and definitely not to the degree that they're depicted in his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic form]]. A cursory examination of [[:File:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this image]] demonstrates that he has had heterochromia since at least elementary school. Additionally, it's fairly common for people with blue or green eyes to have one eye of a slightly different hue.

; What's the deal with the striped shirts?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> Following Chris's introduction to the world of Internet trolling, [[Chris and fashion|his wardrobe went through several iterations]] before eventually settling on its current [[tomgirl]] form, but he has since purchased at least two simillar T-shirts to capitalise on the nostalgia, dubbed The Classic 2.0 and The Classic (Replica) by the CWCki.

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin,<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162</ref> probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common [[autism|autistic]] symptom.

; Does Chris drink or do [[drugs]]?
: Chris was firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. For much of his life, he was equally strongly opposed to [[alcohol|drinking]] as well, but a video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] turned up in [[2009]] and he has since softened his stance, saying he is a "social drinker".<ref>[[Mailbag 16#Alcoholism]]</ref> He has since been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]], [[100 2281|Kahlúa]] and vodka, but seems to drink only occasionally, or when encouraged by [[troll]]s. He also smoked marijuana with the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. He was legally required to abstain from any drugs or alcohol after being placed on Virginia's [[Chris and the law|Therapeutic Docket]] in late 2018 and early 2019.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of the very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]]. Hill died in 2015.

; What do [[Megan]]/[[Michael Snyder]]/Old Gal-Pals/et. cetera think of Chris now that he spooned his mother?
: It is not known for certain what people from earlier in Chris's life make of his incestuous affair with his mother. Most of these people have moved on from Chris since then. Please do not attempt to contact them.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: As of [[February 2025]] Chris's current [[YouTube]] channel is [https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian]. He posts on [[Twitter/X]] as [https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu CPU_CWCSonichu] and on [[Bluesky]] as [https://clearsky.app/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/history cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social]. He also makes occasional posts on the [[CWC Blog (Cwclight)|CWC Blog on Cwclight]], about once a month.

; Is Barbara dead?
: No, and if you have to ask that question she almost definitely isn't. Fake obituaries for Barb are [[Weening|fairly common]].

; Where can I learn more about this singular human anomaly?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, we would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [https://www.kiwifarms.st/ The Kiwi Farms], formerly the [[CWCki Forums]], where several Chrisorical figures such as [[Marvin]] have posted.
:* The CWCki's official [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz discord server].
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (to be taken with a grain of salt)
:* [[Documentary|Documentaries]] available on YouTube
:* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu /r/ChrisChanSonichu], the largest Reddit community dedicated to Chris

==Introductory Guide:==
{{Newbie}}

==Important Articles==
{{Check this out}}

==See also==
*[[Common Questions]] for Chris's own answers to fan questions
*[[CWCki:Gossip|Gossip]] for common misconceptions regarding Christory

==References==
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[[Category:Special]]

CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

2026-03-17T23:35:41Z

AAE: /* Psychology */

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|Welcome to the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]].]]

'''Welcome, new Christorian.'''

New people are being initiated to the quirks and horrors of [[Chris]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[trolls|troll]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about the Internet's favorite manchild.

''This page was last updated on 8 April 2025, but as the Christory constantly evolves, this page will have to follow.''
==Trolling==

; Is Chris a [[troll]]? Is the whole thing a hoax?
: '''No.''' The verified documentation on Chris and his entire life is far too complete and detailed for it to be a reverse-troll setup. There are news reports from his childhood confirming his autism (see [[Chris in the media]]). There are [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] blogs about Chris's behavior that were published before Chris came to a wider attention on the Internet. [[Sonichu]] has existed since [[2000]]. Phone calls have been made to Chris's parents and his [[Rocky Shoemaker call|pastoral counselor]]. When Chris was first [[28 October 2011|arrested and convicted]] of a felony, he acted as he does online [[This is how the Trial went|even in court]], and accidentally [[Destruction Of Chris's House|set fire to]] [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in real life as well. If you don't believe us, you can look up Chris's many [[Chris and the law|court records]], both civil and criminal.

: Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in August 2021 should put any speculation of his behavior being an act permanently to rest.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] <s>guy</s> person?
: The CWCki itself is not involved in any trolling; it merely documents Chris's life in detail. Most modern Chris-observers, having seen the [[Idea Guys|extreme damage]] that some trolls could wreak, hold a dim view of [[weening|contemporary trolling efforts]]. The motivations of Chris's trolls over the years has varied, but few had any interest in tormenting him simply for having a mental problem. Some former trolls have even [[BlueSpike#Today|expressed regret]] for taking things too far in their younger years.

: Even before the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, Chris has been notorious on the Internet as a [[Nudes|perverse]], [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|disgu]][[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|sting]], [[Chris and the Law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and Anger|mean-spirited]], [[Chris and Reality|delusional]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Chris and Race|intol]][[Women's rights|erant]], [[Obesity|unfit]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and Religion|heretical]], [[Death Threats|spiteful]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|cruel]], [[Autism Tutorial Extra|hate]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|ful]], [[Chris and work|sullen]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]], [[Chris and Art|completely]] [[Chris and Writing|and]] [[Chris and Music|utterly]] [[Spanish|untalented]] [[Parody|thi]][[Things Chris has ripped off|ef]] and all-around failure who wastes his [[United States|countrymen]]'s hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society (comics aside), despite those with more severe mental states living far more independently and successfully.

: On top of that, Chris was once incredibly responsive to trolling, adding fuel to the fire by producing many videos in which he [[tard rage|raged]] at the camera as a result of trolling; this no doubt gave many trolls significant motivation. While Chris was [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into making many of these videos, he ultimately decided to create and publish them.

:However, before you want to inflict harm upon Chris and claim that Chris gives you [[Autism|autistics]] 'a bad name', please read the [[A-Logging]], [[Weening]] and [[Unholy Quintet]] articles.

; Why don't you try helping him instead?
: [[Vivitheg|Many]] [[Jackie|people]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried over the years and they have all accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the [[White knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, he refuses to listen. Even his [[Anna McLerran|actual friends]] could not help him. From 2018 onward, he managed to alienate nearly all of his IRL friends, instead preferring interactions with [[imaginary friends]], [[enablers]], and fans at [[conventions]]. He will only listen if you tell him what he wants to hear.

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: '''All efforts to troll, seek out or otherwise contact Chris are ''very strongly discouraged'''''. The effects of Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s death, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s ill-health and, most recently, the [[Idea Guys]]' deliberately manipulative trolling operations against him have left Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] — and his well-being in general — tenuous at best, with various [[enablers]] making it even worse. Relating to this is how he is [[Weening#The Chris of today is nothing like his former self|now a very, ''very'' different person]] from who he was when the trolling was at its peak, and only sees such attempts to provoke him as indirect support for his current worldview; so it's not even worth bothering with if you're going into it expecting to get amusing reactions along the lines of the past. Times have changed; so keeping all this in mind, you'll be far better off just sticking with [[CWCki|casual observation]] and helping to [[CWCki:Improvement|document and provide information]] on developments and occurrences in Chris's life as they come.

==Psychology==

; Is he currently seeing a psychiatrist or therapist?
: '''Maybe.''' Chris was legally required in [[2018]], among other things, to attend psychological therapy as an alternative to [[Chris and the law#2018|conviction]] after trespassing. Since 23 April 2019, he has fulfilled this obligation and no longer has any professional help. Chris dismisses the idea of seeking professional help, preferring to [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|administer it to himself using Lego]]. See [[Chris and mental healthcare]].
; Is he really autistic?
: '''Yes.''' Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], Chris was diagnosed with ''autistic disorder'' (DSM-IV 299.00) as a young child, and the same report backs up his claim. See [[Autism]]. However, his common qualifying phrase ''high-functioning'' means only that he is not [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]]. The phrase is not formally part of the diagnosis, and many autism advocates discourage its use.

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: '''It depends''' on what counts as ''having'' Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed with it, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label. Among institutions that still distinguish between autism and Asperger's, of which many do not, Asperger's syndrome is distinguished from severer varieties of autism by average intelligence and adequate language ability, matching Chris. Dr Asperger's work was in German, and not known to Anglophone psychiatrists until the early [[1990s]]; Chris probably would have received this diagnosis instead if he had been born a few years later. Furthermore, the condition was removed from the modern ''DSM-5'' and replaced with the catch-all ''Autism Spectrum Disorder'', making the distinction completely meaningless.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] or intellectually disabled?
: '''[[:File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|Maybe]].''' A more proper word for Chris is ''inept''. Even if Chris was to be considered intellectually disabled, it'll certainly be a mild or borderline intellectual disability. Despite there being a possibility, he still managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. He can read, write, do basic household chores, and operate electronic equipment. While his [[Chris and English|English]] skills aren't perfect, he has very few issues with basic sentence structure. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions to an extent. He has a consistent (albeit warped and [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]]) ethical system and recognizes when what he is doing is not working (though he chooses to pin the blame on [[Greene County Conspiracy|external]] [[trolls|forces]] or go about his way anyway). His foolishness is in that he has very little common sense, which may be attributed (along with the [[autism|obvious]]) to excessive parental sheltering, and that after years of Internet manipulation, his ability to distinguish [[Chris and reality|reality]] from fantasy has wasted away.

; What is Chris's IQ?
: '''That's inconclusive.''' In [[Mailbag 19]] and [[Mailbag 21]], he claimed to have taken an IQ test at a [[Chesterfield County]] institute, most likely as a teenager. He received an IQ of "150". In [[Mailbag 22]], a commenter pointed out that he may have taken the Cattell IQ test (150 on the Cattell is 130 on the standard scale), unless he was outright lying, which is most likely. An IQ of 130 is above average, but not genius material. Many autistic people also excel at pattern thinking, which is a key area of many IQ tests. Also, IQ doesn't measure [[Honor roll|what you've learned]], [[Kindness|empathy]], social skills, or other areas that count towards real-world success. Psychologists do not even agree on whether it's an objective measure of intelligence, with a common quip being that it "only measures how well you do on IQ tests." Even if Chris did have a high IQ, it hasn't done much for him in the real world.

; Is Chris schizophrenic?
: '''Probably not.''' While autism and schizophrenia share some symptoms, their development is nothing like each other. Autism is inborn and shows in early childhood, while schizophrenia usually appears well into adulthood. Schizophrenia's symptoms often deteriorate over time, while autism is normally constant throughout life (except for a few children who relapse into non-verbosity).

: Autism can mimic a psychotic disorder superficially, leading to many patients being misdiagnosed: Autism and schizophrenia can both involve a hard time telling if people are truthful, unusual and persistent beliefs, confused-sounding language, verbosity combined with social isolation, and pattern-based thinking. However, further analysis shows these "positive and negative symptoms" can take different forms. Schizophrenics may hear voices or otherwise hallucinate and think disjointedly (hence the name), while autists understand others' normal language literally, missing the subtext that something fictional is not meant to be taken seriously, and presuming their own thoughts automatically clear to others.

:Furthermore, Chris does distinguish between fantasy and reality, simply deluding himself into believing that the fantasy world is real on another [[dimension]]. Also, Chris's visions of that dimension come from [[meditation]] (read: imagination or daydreaming), not involuntary hallucinations. A literal-minded person may hear "seeing/hearing things in your head" and think the psychiatrist is asking about intrusive thoughts, imagination, hearing a song in your head, or daydreaming, which are all generally recognized as common experiences.

==Sex==
; Is Chris an <abbr title="Involuntary celibate">incel</abbr>? If not, what's the deal with the love quest?
: Chris never used the word for himself, but his beliefs and actions overlapped significantly with what is now the incel community. The word ''incel'' only entered common use about [[2017]].<ref>[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=incel Global search trends for ''incel'']</ref> Chris described himself long before this as a [[virgin with rage]], even bringing up the term in casual conversations with people he just met. He would speak of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and even a conspiracy that [[Virginia is for virgins|true love was illegal in his home state]].

: He viewed his search for a suitable mate as the [[Love Quest]], treating his search for a girlfriend like a video game. He wrote [[Saddest Heart in the World|poems]], [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas|letters to Santa]], and even [[So Need a Cute Girl|"Weird Al"-style parody songs]] about his biggest problem: that other [[JERKS]] (men) take all the pretty [[sweetheart]]s. He has lost his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]] and his only relationship that lead to sex was [[Affair with Mother|with his elderly mother]], not something you would consider a proper love life. His Love Quest only temporarly ended when he destroyed his libido through [[Chris and health#Hormone treatment|self-administered estrogen]] and [[polyamorous marriage|''married'']] his [[OC]]s by early 2018, but it seemed to resume in early 2021, the consequences of which we can see [[Jail Saga|ever]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|since]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|then]]. As of early 2025, he appears to be dating [[Flutter|a mysterious Finnish woman]].

; Why didn't he hire a prostitute earlier?
: For the majority of his [[love quest]], Chris refused to hire a hooker. The reasons varied: prostitutes are not [[TRUE and HONEST]] love, they are [[Chris and money|expensive]], and Chris is afraid of STDs<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>. His ideal sex partner would also do all the work around [[14 Branchland Court|the house]], give him her income to spend on video games, and otherwise serve as his replacement [[Barb|mother]]—all of which a prostitute would be unwilling to do. When some prostitutes were sent to his house in early [[2009]], he cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> However, as his thirties approached, he got more lenient about his policy towards hookers. He once tried to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, and tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref> In [[April 2012]] though, Chris claimed on [[Facebook]] that he lost his virginity to [[Mia Hamm|a hooker]] who complimented him on the size of his penis.<ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref>

; What is Chris's sexual orientation?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there is no consensus on this. For most of his adult life, Chris acted as though he was attracted to women. On the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked. In [[2018]], while under the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulative influence, Chris was [[brainwashed]] into believing he was [[bisexual]], and was [[polyamorous marriage|married to several of his (mostly male) fictional characters]], retaining these beliefs long after the Idea Guys were ousted, yet has made no attempts to get into a relationship with a real-life man. [[Jacob Sockness]] attempted to groom Chris into a relationship but Chris ultimately distanced himself from Sockness. Some consider that Chris is too immature to have earnest sexual attraction towards others (see ''Is Chris asexual?'', below.)

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: '''Yes.''' Chris had tweeted in [[2018]]  that he is one. Traditionally he would state that he did not consider himself to be one,<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref> yet it was clear from an early period that he did enjoy [[:File:Chris-chan_Traced.JPG|porn]] of anthropomorphic characters, even [[Rule 34|drawing his own]] into [[Sonichu 8|his]] [[Giant Penis Comic|comics]]. He also identifies with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|several]] [[Sonichu (character)|anthropomorphic]] [[Robbie|avatars]]. Although he does not regularly wear fur-suits, he did once dress up as [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the anthropomorphic form he takes on his comic series, and has considered getting one in the recent years. He has also started following several furry artists and content creators on [[Youtube]] and [[Twitter]], such as AshCoyote, and has enjoyed a lot of furry fanart he has recieved from his [[True and Loyal fanbase]].

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: '''No''', but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. He ''has'' stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]] and created a sexualized 14 year old Sonichu character in the form of [[Zapina]], but these actions are more likely due to a childish mindset and an inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia.

; Is Chris transgender?
: '''Yes.''' As of 2015, Chris identifies as [[transgender]]. He had explored his gender identity for years beforehand stemming from gender dysphoria issues, in 2011 identifying as a "tomgirl" (identifying as male and crossdressing as a woman); in 2014, identifying as [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser]] and as a lesbian; and identifying as female and transgender in 2015 when he began referring to himself as a "trans woman" and "Christine" and legally changed his name and gender in [[2016]]. Well before [[2011]], when Chris first called himself a tomgirl, he had been known to wear miniskirts, [[Muscle_bra|bras]], and panties. On multiple occasions, he had worn female clothing [[Forgot the Glitter|in public]] and had started wearing trans flag thigh-highs and bands more frequently during the [[Second Coming]].

; Is Chris asexual?
: This is another hotly contested issue to which there is no clear answer. Some claim that Chris is not truly interested in sexual relations, but feels that sex is something which a "grown up" is required to do. Chris's desire to lose his [[virgin with rage]] status may have simply been an urge to undergo what he saw as a traditional rite of passage into adulthood, although he has continued to seek out a sexual relationship even long after losing his virginity. It is clear that Chris's sex drive was atypical even before beginning hormone replacement therapy in [[2016]], evidenced by the fact that he did not discover [[masturbation]] until he was sixteen and even as an adult only engaged in the activity twice a week. On the other hand, much of Chris's adult life has been spent in the pursuit of a sex partner and his comic characters are [[Sonichu 8|highly sexual]]. It is worth noting that a moderately common autistic symptom is difficulty or inability to be intimate with another person. Many asexuals also possess a libido and can enjoy masturbation or sex; the difference lies in a lack of real attraction to other people.

; Did Chris really rape his mother?
: '''It's impossible to know for certain.''' Chris's detractors (and he has many) will vocally insist that he did, but there is no conclusive proof. Chris was only ever charged with incest, not rape, and there has been no definite confirmation of Barb having any mental incapacity. While there is plenty of [[Affair with Mother#Was it consensual?|compelling circumstantial evidence]] for both sides, ultimately only Chris and Barb can say for certain. Barb has never spoken publicly about it, and Chris is currently [[Lies|denying the incest itself ever took place]].

==Money and Work==

; Why does Chris call his disability check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: The "tugboat" is one of Chris's [[CWC-isms]]; impenetrable mangled figures of speech that he either uses to avoid uncomfortable subjects or, in this case, because he thinks they are clever. "Tugboat" is derived from the phrase "Our ship has come in", referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $1,000 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat—like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]]—coming in for him.

; Has he ever had a [[job]] at all?
: He worked for [[Wendy's]] a few months in 2001, but he was fired for unknown reasons. He briefly sold knives for the multi-level marketing company [[Cutco]], which was his last true job (if you could call it that). During the [[Chris and business|Business Saga]] he was very active on Etsy, selling many custom-made Amiibos, Sonichu comics and so on, but he often sold them either at a loss or barely broke even, which resulted in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He has also made plenty of [[commissions]] during the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser and this has continued even after jail, with him making his custom medallions, selling literal rocks and making even more shitty commissions for the [[OfficialCWCMart]]. Some even speculate it's akin to being a sweatshop worker, but Chris enjoys doing it anyway, probably not even knowing it might be a real job.

; How much money does Chris make from his livestreams/Etsy shop?
: From watching his recent livestreams we can see that Chris typically receives between $600 - $700 in donations per stream. [[Praetor]]'s [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]] sales have totaled well into the thousands of dollars, with individual [[Praetor Jail Art|jail art]] pieces selling for between $100 - $200 each, and some have even calculated their Etsy store to earn several thousands of bucks a month, though the exact revenue is unknown.

==''Sonichu''==
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway?
: Chris has always liked family-friendly games in particular, and [[1993|many years ago,]] was one of 100 winners of a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] which, through its grand prize of a $1000 {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}} shopping spree, allowed him to stock up on various ''Sonic'' titles. For some reason, the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series in general also appears to have certain qualities that attract autistic fans more than other game series.

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: For those who may be curious, they are located [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|here]].

; Will he ever draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]?
: Chris stopped drawing regular comics in [[February 2010]] with [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]; since then, he has released issues #11 to #13 and partially completed issues #14 to #17; however, these later issues often only bear a slight resemblance to the traditional comics and are more about whatever trolling issues have been happening. While in jail, he produced some one-off drawings; see [[Praetor Jail Art]], but has since continued work on the issue #25, now renamed to [[Sonichu 0 HD|''Sonichu'' #0 HD]]. Judging from the contents of the message Chris has sent out to the winners of his [[CWC Art Contest]], he has also attempted to outsource the art for the comics to his unlucky fans. He also drew a cover for [[Sonichu 82|issue #82]].

==The CWCki itself==
; Does the CWCki exaggerate or spin anything?
: The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter and the intentional omission of information from trolls who were [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris. Many were CWCki editors themselves. This is especially true for the [[Classic Chris]] era.

: For various good reasons, the CWCki largely covers the Classic sagas from Chris's perspective: information presented here was what Chris acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Chris's life. It is probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much as it is best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are often contrived, especially when covering events prior to Bob's death.

: For example:

:* [[Clyde Cash]] was the fictitious persona of a single anonymous troll, but the CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' a real person because he was to Chris. We also treat each of his personas as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* We keep a single article on [[Blanca]] and not the multiple male trolls who played her.

:* [[Emily]] and [[Kim]] were played by the same woman, but the CWCki treats them as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* Celebrity trolls are obviously trolls impersonating celebrities – did you really think [[Billy Mays]] was involved in trolling?

: For transparency's sake, the CWCki discloses such discrepancies from reality using Protip boxes, troll disclosures, and other notices.

: Coverage of Modern Christory takes a more matter-of-fact approach, thanks to the ease of [[dox]]ing Internet trolls. Modern CWCki editors are also gradually transitioning classic articles away from the dramatized writing of yesterday, so those who prefer clarity are in luck.

; What's the deal with ''Chris and''? What is a saga?
: The CWCki has '''a few series that tie it all together'''. You can think of them as the skeleton, bloodstream, and nervous system of the site.
:* The [[Chris and]] series. This series is purely topical – it discusses subjects as they relate to Chris, regardless of the time period. These are the things that make Chris Chris. Such topics range from Chris's relationship with [[Chris and art|art]] and [[Video games|gaming]], to his [[health|physical]] and [[Coping|mental health]].
:* The [[Saga]] page. It describes the major events in Chris's life from the womb to the modern world, but still takes a topical approach, looking at arcs and happenings in Chris's existence.
:* The [[CWChronology]]: purely chronological as its name suggests. Here, you can learn Chris's entire story from start to now, even including events from before his conception.
; What happened to the tagline ''Where no shit is too minor''?
: The tagline was '''retired''' on 20 December 2019, '''because there was a significant increase in people trying to influence Chris'''. Many of them fall into one of the ''[[Unholy Quintet]]'':
:* [[White Knights]] – people who feel sorry for Chris, and try to help Chris, often without realising that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.
:* [[A-Logging|A-logs]] – people who express disproportionate hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him.
:* [[Enablers]] – people who encourage Chris's negative habits. Some White Knights find themselves having to do this to get in touch with Chris. Some weens have also found themselves doing this to purposefully screw him up.
:* [[Weens]] – people who try and fail to annoy Chris.
:* [[Carpetbaggers]] - people who exploit Chris's infamy for personal gain.

; Why does the CWCki continue to refer to Chris by his old name and pronouns?
:*The simplest reason for this is '''consistency'''. The CWCki has thousands of articles, and it would be an impossible, arduous task to change every "he" to "she" throughout Chris's entire existence, plus it's effectively [[Retcon|historical revisionism]].
:*Some articles require the context of Chris's maleness. References to Chris's orientation and past hatred of [[gay]] men won't be as obvious if we didn't address Chris by his assigned gender. Same thing with atypical/feminine behavior (such as his high voice and use of "Gal-Pals"), and behavior considered creepy for guys but not so much for women (such as getting [[Megan|touchy-feely]]).
:*Using "he" pre-transition and "she" post-transition may seem like a fair compromise, but the exact beginning of Chris's transition is hard to define. It can be confusing on articles that cover Chris both before and after his transition, such as the [[Chris and]] series. Dissenting users have also suggested using "(s)he" or "they", but Chris doesn't use they/them pronouns either, and "(s)he" looks clunky.
:*Community consensus. YouTube and Twitter commentators overwhelmingly call Chris male, as do some [[Sachumo|documentarians]]. While Chris did receive a legal name/gender change, there's considerable debate in the community as to whether he is a genuine trans woman. CWC communities, such as [[Kiwi Farms]], have an unfortunate tendency to "misgender" trans people in general. [[Null]] said he refers to Chris as "he" because he "carries male genetics" and insisted that he was a straight male most of his life. Most Christorians use "he" for Chris, and the CWCki reflects this trend.
:* Relating to the above, his previous first names ('''Chris'''topher, '''Chris'''tian) and his current one ('''Chris'''tine) can all easily be shortened to just "Chris", "Chris-Chan" or "CWC", which is what he's mostly referred to as anyway regardless of pronouns.

==Miscellaneous==

; What does he smell like?
: As of 19 October 2019, [[Joey Vance|cannabis]]. Historical answers include "rotten watermelons" (according to [[Emily]]), a variant of the [[Collosal Chan|homeless person]] stench (according to [[Robert Simmons V]]) or, as some field agents have reported, 'body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]'. While in jail, it seemed as if his hygiene had improved, with [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|daily showers]] the norm, but by the time of the May 2023, it has deteriorated, to the point that one person stated he smelled of "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pure shit]] I had to inhale very shallowly". The point is, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with Chris's [[Heterochromia|eyes]]?
: According to Chris, his eyes were originally blue but he got pink eye in his right eye during high school and medication for it turned it green. His eyes are only faintly different and definitely not to the degree that they're depicted in his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic form]]. A cursory examination of [[:File:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this image]] demonstrates that he has had heterochromia since at least elementary school. Additionally, it's fairly common for people with blue or green eyes to have one eye of a slightly different hue.

; What's the deal with the striped shirts?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> Following Chris's introduction to the world of Internet trolling, [[Chris and fashion|his wardrobe went through several iterations]] before eventually settling on its current [[tomgirl]] form, but he has since purchased at least two simillar T-shirts to capitalise on the nostalgia, dubbed The Classic 2.0 and The Classic (Replica) by the CWCki.

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin,<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162</ref> probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common [[autism|autistic]] symptom.

; Does Chris drink or do [[drugs]]?
: Chris was firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. For much of his life, he was equally strongly opposed to [[alcohol|drinking]] as well, but a video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] turned up in [[2009]] and he has since softened his stance, saying he is a "social drinker".<ref>[[Mailbag 16#Alcoholism]]</ref> He has since been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]], [[100 2281|Kahlúa]] and vodka, but seems to drink only occasionally, or when encouraged by [[troll]]s. He also smoked marijuana with the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. He was legally required to abstain from any drugs or alcohol after being placed on Virginia's [[Chris and the law|Therapeutic Docket]] in late 2018 and early 2019.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of the very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]]. Hill died in 2015.

; What do [[Megan]]/[[Michael Snyder]]/Old Gal-Pals/et. cetera think of Chris now that he spooned his mother?
: It is not known for certain what people from earlier in Chris's life make of his incestuous affair with his mother. Most of these people have moved on from Chris since then. Please do not attempt to contact them.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: As of [[February 2025]] Chris's current [[YouTube]] channel is [https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian]. He posts on [[Twitter/X]] as [https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu CPU_CWCSonichu] and on [[Bluesky]] as [https://clearsky.app/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/history cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social]. He also makes occasional posts on the [[CWC Blog (Cwclight)|CWC Blog on Cwclight]], about once a month.

; Is Barbara dead?
: No, and if you have to ask that question she almost definitely isn't. Fake obituaries for Barb are [[Weening|fairly common]].

; Where can I learn more about this singular human anomaly?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, we would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [https://www.kiwifarms.st/ The Kiwi Farms], formerly the [[CWCki Forums]], where several Chrisorical figures such as [[Marvin]] have posted.
:* The CWCki's official [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz discord server].
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (to be taken with a grain of salt)
:* [[Documentary|Documentaries]] available on YouTube
:* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu /r/ChrisChanSonichu], the largest Reddit community dedicated to Chris

==Introductory Guide:==
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==Important Articles==
{{Check this out}}

==See also==
*[[Common Questions]] for Chris's own answers to fan questions
*[[CWCki:Gossip|Gossip]] for common misconceptions regarding Christory

==References==
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[[Category:Special]]

CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|Welcome to the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]].]]

'''Welcome, new Christorian.'''

New people are being initiated to the quirks and horrors of [[Chris]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[trolls|troll]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about the Internet's favorite manchild.

''This page was last updated on 8 April 2025, but as the Christory constantly evolves, this page will have to follow.''
==Trolling==

; Is Chris a [[troll]]? Is the whole thing a hoax?
: '''No.''' The verified documentation on Chris and his entire life is far too complete and detailed for it to be a reverse-troll setup. There are news reports from his childhood confirming his autism (see [[Chris in the media]]). There are [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] blogs about Chris's behavior that were published before Chris came to a wider attention on the Internet. [[Sonichu]] has existed since [[2000]]. Phone calls have been made to Chris's parents and his [[Rocky Shoemaker call|pastoral counselor]]. When Chris was first [[28 October 2011|arrested and convicted]] of a felony, he acted as he does online [[This is how the Trial went|even in court]], and accidentally [[Destruction Of Chris's House|set fire to]] [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in real life as well. If you don't believe us, you can look up Chris's many [[Chris and the law|court records]], both civil and criminal.

: Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in August 2021 should put any speculation of his behavior being an act permanently to rest.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] <s>guy</s> person?
: The CWCki itself is not involved in any trolling; it merely documents Chris's life in detail. Most modern Chris-observers, having seen the [[Idea Guys|extreme damage]] that some trolls could wreak, hold a dim view of [[weening|contemporary trolling efforts]]. The motivations of Chris's trolls over the years has varied, but few had any interest in tormenting him simply for having a mental problem. Some former trolls have even [[BlueSpike#Today|expressed regret]] for taking things too far in their younger years.

: Even before the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, Chris has been notorious on the Internet as a [[Nudes|perverse]], [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|disgu]][[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|sting]], [[Chris and the Law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and Anger|mean-spirited]], [[Chris and Reality|delusional]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Chris and Race|intol]][[Women's rights|erant]], [[Obesity|unfit]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and Religion|heretical]], [[Death Threats|spiteful]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|cruel]], [[Autism Tutorial Extra|hate]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|ful]], [[Chris and work|sullen]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]], [[Chris and Art|completely]] [[Chris and Writing|and]] [[Chris and Music|utterly]] [[Spanish|untalented]] [[Parody|thi]][[Things Chris has ripped off|ef]] and all-around failure who wastes his [[United States|countrymen]]'s hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society (comics aside), despite those with more severe mental states living far more independently and successfully.

: On top of that, Chris was once incredibly responsive to trolling, adding fuel to the fire by producing many videos in which he [[tard rage|raged]] at the camera as a result of trolling; this no doubt gave many trolls significant motivation. While Chris was [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into making many of these videos, he ultimately decided to create and publish them.

:However, before you want to inflict harm upon Chris and claim that Chris gives you [[Autism|autistics]] 'a bad name', please read the [[A-Logging]], [[Weening]] and [[Unholy Quintet]] articles.

; Why don't you try helping him instead?
: [[Vivitheg|Many]] [[Jackie|people]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried over the years and they have all accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the [[White knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, he refuses to listen. Even his [[Anna McLerran|actual friends]] could not help him. From 2018 onward, he managed to alienate nearly all of his IRL friends, instead preferring interactions with [[imaginary friends]], [[enablers]], and fans at [[conventions]]. He will only listen if you tell him what he wants to hear.

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: '''All efforts to troll, seek out or otherwise contact Chris are ''very strongly discouraged'''''. The effects of Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s death, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s ill-health and, most recently, the [[Idea Guys]]' deliberately manipulative trolling operations against him have left Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] — and his well-being in general — tenuous at best, with various [[enablers]] making it even worse. Relating to this is how he is [[Weening#The Chris of today is nothing like his former self|now a very, ''very'' different person]] from who he was when the trolling was at its peak, and only sees such attempts to provoke him as indirect support for his current worldview; so it's not even worth bothering with if you're going into it expecting to get amusing reactions along the lines of the past. Times have changed; so keeping all this in mind, you'll be far better off just sticking with [[CWCki|casual observation]] and helping to [[CWCki:Improvement|document and provide information]] on developments and occurrences in Chris's life as they come.

==Psychology==

; Is he currently seeing a psychiatrist or therapist?
: '''Maybe.''' Chris was legally required in [[2018]], among other things, to attend psychological therapy as an alternative to [[Chris and the law#2018|conviction]] after trespassing. Since 23 April 2019, he has fulfilled this obligation and no longer has any professional help. Chris dismisses the idea of seeking professional help, preferring to [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|administer it to himself using Lego]]. See [[Chris and mental healthcare]].
; Is he really autistic?
: '''Yes.''' Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], Chris was diagnosed with ''autistic disorder'' (DSM-IV 299.00) as a young child, and the same report backs up his claim. See [[Autism]]. However, his common qualifying phrase ''high-functioning'' means only that he is not [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]]. The phrase is not formally part of the diagnosis, and many autism advocates discourage its use.

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: '''It depends''' on what counts as ''having'' Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed with it, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label. Among institutions that still distinguish between autism and Asperger's, of which many do not, Asperger's syndrome is distinguished from severer varieties of autism by average intelligence and adequate language ability, matching Chris. Dr Asperger's work was in German, and not known to Anglophone psychiatrists until the early [[1990s]]; Chris probably would have received this diagnosis instead if he had been born a few years later. Furthermore, the condition was removed from the modern ''DSM-5'' and replaced with the catch-all ''Autism Spectrum Disorder'', making the distinction completely meaningless.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] or intellectually disabled?
: '''[[:File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|Maybe]].''' A more proper word for Chris is ''inept''. Even if Chris was to be considered intellectually disabled, it'll certainly be a mild or borderline intellectual disability. Despite there being a possibility, he still managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. He can read, write, do basic household chores, and operate electronic equipment. While his [[Chris and English|English]] skills aren't perfect, he has very few issues with basic sentence structure. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions to an extent. He has a consistent (albeit warped and [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]]) ethical system and recognizes when what he is doing is not working (though he chooses to pin the blame on [[Greene County Conspiracy|external]] [[trolls|forces]] or go about his way anyway). His foolishness is in that he has very little common sense, which may be attributed (along with the [[autism|obvious]]) to excessive parental sheltering, and that after years of Internet manipulation, his ability to distinguish [[Chris and reality|reality]] from fantasy has wasted away.

; What is Chris's IQ?
: '''That's inconclusive.''' In [[Mailbag 19]] and [[Mailbag 21]], he claimed to have taken an IQ test at a [[Chesterfield County]] institute, most likely as a teenager. He received an IQ of "150". In [[Mailbag 22]], a commenter pointed out that he may have taken the Cattell IQ test (150 on the Cattell is 130 on the standard scale), unless he was outright lying, which is most likely. An IQ of 130 is above average, but not genius material. Many autistic people also excel at pattern thinking, which is a key area of many IQ tests. Also, IQ doesn't measure [[Honor roll|what you've learned]], [[Kindness|empathy]], social skills, or other areas that count towards real-world success. Psychologists do not even agree on whether it's an objective measure of intelligence, with a common quip being that it "only measures how well you do on IQ tests." Even if Chris did have a high IQ, it hasn't done much for him in the real world.

; Is Chris schizophrenic?
: '''Probably not.''' While autism and schizophrenia share some symptoms, their development is nothing like each other. Autism is inborn and shows in early childhood, while schizophrenia usually appears well into adulthood. Schizophrenia's symptoms often deteriorate over time, while autism is normally constant throughout life (except for a few children who relapse into non-verbosity).

: Autism can mimic a psychotic disorder superficially, leading to many patients being misdiagnosed: Autism and schizophrenia can both involve a hard time telling if people are truthful, unusual and persistent beliefs, confused-sounding language, verbosity combined with social isolation, and pattern-based thinking are common to both, but take different forms. Schizophrenics may hear voices or otherwise hallucinate and think disjointedly (hence the name), while autists understand others' normal language literally, missing the subtext that something fictional is not meant to be taken seriously, and presuming their own thoughts automatically clear to others.

:Furthermore, Chris does distinguish between fantasy and reality, simply deluding himself into believing that the fantasy world is real on another [[dimension]]. Also, Chris's visions of that dimension come from [[meditation]] (read: imagination or daydreaming), not involuntary hallucinations. A literal-minded person may hear "seeing/hearing things in your head" and think the psychiatrist is asking about intrusive thoughts, imagination, hearing a song in your head, or daydreaming, which are all generally recognized as common experiences.

==Sex==
; Is Chris an <abbr title="Involuntary celibate">incel</abbr>? If not, what's the deal with the love quest?
: Chris never used the word for himself, but his beliefs and actions overlapped significantly with what is now the incel community. The word ''incel'' only entered common use about [[2017]].<ref>[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=incel Global search trends for ''incel'']</ref> Chris described himself long before this as a [[virgin with rage]], even bringing up the term in casual conversations with people he just met. He would speak of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and even a conspiracy that [[Virginia is for virgins|true love was illegal in his home state]].

: He viewed his search for a suitable mate as the [[Love Quest]], treating his search for a girlfriend like a video game. He wrote [[Saddest Heart in the World|poems]], [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas|letters to Santa]], and even [[So Need a Cute Girl|"Weird Al"-style parody songs]] about his biggest problem: that other [[JERKS]] (men) take all the pretty [[sweetheart]]s. He has lost his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]] and his only relationship that lead to sex was [[Affair with Mother|with his elderly mother]], not something you would consider a proper love life. His Love Quest only temporarly ended when he destroyed his libido through [[Chris and health#Hormone treatment|self-administered estrogen]] and [[polyamorous marriage|''married'']] his [[OC]]s by early 2018, but it seemed to resume in early 2021, the consequences of which we can see [[Jail Saga|ever]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|since]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|then]]. As of early 2025, he appears to be dating [[Flutter|a mysterious Finnish woman]].

; Why didn't he hire a prostitute earlier?
: For the majority of his [[love quest]], Chris refused to hire a hooker. The reasons varied: prostitutes are not [[TRUE and HONEST]] love, they are [[Chris and money|expensive]], and Chris is afraid of STDs<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>. His ideal sex partner would also do all the work around [[14 Branchland Court|the house]], give him her income to spend on video games, and otherwise serve as his replacement [[Barb|mother]]—all of which a prostitute would be unwilling to do. When some prostitutes were sent to his house in early [[2009]], he cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> However, as his thirties approached, he got more lenient about his policy towards hookers. He once tried to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, and tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref> In [[April 2012]] though, Chris claimed on [[Facebook]] that he lost his virginity to [[Mia Hamm|a hooker]] who complimented him on the size of his penis.<ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref>

; What is Chris's sexual orientation?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there is no consensus on this. For most of his adult life, Chris acted as though he was attracted to women. On the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked. In [[2018]], while under the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulative influence, Chris was [[brainwashed]] into believing he was [[bisexual]], and was [[polyamorous marriage|married to several of his (mostly male) fictional characters]], retaining these beliefs long after the Idea Guys were ousted, yet has made no attempts to get into a relationship with a real-life man. [[Jacob Sockness]] attempted to groom Chris into a relationship but Chris ultimately distanced himself from Sockness. Some consider that Chris is too immature to have earnest sexual attraction towards others (see ''Is Chris asexual?'', below.)

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: '''Yes.''' Chris had tweeted in [[2018]]  that he is one. Traditionally he would state that he did not consider himself to be one,<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref> yet it was clear from an early period that he did enjoy [[:File:Chris-chan_Traced.JPG|porn]] of anthropomorphic characters, even [[Rule 34|drawing his own]] into [[Sonichu 8|his]] [[Giant Penis Comic|comics]]. He also identifies with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|several]] [[Sonichu (character)|anthropomorphic]] [[Robbie|avatars]]. Although he does not regularly wear fur-suits, he did once dress up as [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the anthropomorphic form he takes on his comic series, and has considered getting one in the recent years. He has also started following several furry artists and content creators on [[Youtube]] and [[Twitter]], such as AshCoyote, and has enjoyed a lot of furry fanart he has recieved from his [[True and Loyal fanbase]].

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: '''No''', but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. He ''has'' stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]] and created a sexualized 14 year old Sonichu character in the form of [[Zapina]], but these actions are more likely due to a childish mindset and an inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia.

; Is Chris transgender?
: '''Yes.''' As of 2015, Chris identifies as [[transgender]]. He had explored his gender identity for years beforehand stemming from gender dysphoria issues, in 2011 identifying as a "tomgirl" (identifying as male and crossdressing as a woman); in 2014, identifying as [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser]] and as a lesbian; and identifying as female and transgender in 2015 when he began referring to himself as a "trans woman" and "Christine" and legally changed his name and gender in [[2016]]. Well before [[2011]], when Chris first called himself a tomgirl, he had been known to wear miniskirts, [[Muscle_bra|bras]], and panties. On multiple occasions, he had worn female clothing [[Forgot the Glitter|in public]] and had started wearing trans flag thigh-highs and bands more frequently during the [[Second Coming]].

; Is Chris asexual?
: This is another hotly contested issue to which there is no clear answer. Some claim that Chris is not truly interested in sexual relations, but feels that sex is something which a "grown up" is required to do. Chris's desire to lose his [[virgin with rage]] status may have simply been an urge to undergo what he saw as a traditional rite of passage into adulthood, although he has continued to seek out a sexual relationship even long after losing his virginity. It is clear that Chris's sex drive was atypical even before beginning hormone replacement therapy in [[2016]], evidenced by the fact that he did not discover [[masturbation]] until he was sixteen and even as an adult only engaged in the activity twice a week. On the other hand, much of Chris's adult life has been spent in the pursuit of a sex partner and his comic characters are [[Sonichu 8|highly sexual]]. It is worth noting that a moderately common autistic symptom is difficulty or inability to be intimate with another person. Many asexuals also possess a libido and can enjoy masturbation or sex; the difference lies in a lack of real attraction to other people.

; Did Chris really rape his mother?
: '''It's impossible to know for certain.''' Chris's detractors (and he has many) will vocally insist that he did, but there is no conclusive proof. Chris was only ever charged with incest, not rape, and there has been no definite confirmation of Barb having any mental incapacity. While there is plenty of [[Affair with Mother#Was it consensual?|compelling circumstantial evidence]] for both sides, ultimately only Chris and Barb can say for certain. Barb has never spoken publicly about it, and Chris is currently [[Lies|denying the incest itself ever took place]].

==Money and Work==

; Why does Chris call his disability check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: The "tugboat" is one of Chris's [[CWC-isms]]; impenetrable mangled figures of speech that he either uses to avoid uncomfortable subjects or, in this case, because he thinks they are clever. "Tugboat" is derived from the phrase "Our ship has come in", referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $1,000 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat—like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]]—coming in for him.

; Has he ever had a [[job]] at all?
: He worked for [[Wendy's]] a few months in 2001, but he was fired for unknown reasons. He briefly sold knives for the multi-level marketing company [[Cutco]], which was his last true job (if you could call it that). During the [[Chris and business|Business Saga]] he was very active on Etsy, selling many custom-made Amiibos, Sonichu comics and so on, but he often sold them either at a loss or barely broke even, which resulted in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He has also made plenty of [[commissions]] during the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser and this has continued even after jail, with him making his custom medallions, selling literal rocks and making even more shitty commissions for the [[OfficialCWCMart]]. Some even speculate it's akin to being a sweatshop worker, but Chris enjoys doing it anyway, probably not even knowing it might be a real job.

; How much money does Chris make from his livestreams/Etsy shop?
: From watching his recent livestreams we can see that Chris typically receives between $600 - $700 in donations per stream. [[Praetor]]'s [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]] sales have totaled well into the thousands of dollars, with individual [[Praetor Jail Art|jail art]] pieces selling for between $100 - $200 each, and some have even calculated their Etsy store to earn several thousands of bucks a month, though the exact revenue is unknown.

==''Sonichu''==
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway?
: Chris has always liked family-friendly games in particular, and [[1993|many years ago,]] was one of 100 winners of a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] which, through its grand prize of a $1000 {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}} shopping spree, allowed him to stock up on various ''Sonic'' titles. For some reason, the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series in general also appears to have certain qualities that attract autistic fans more than other game series.

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: For those who may be curious, they are located [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|here]].

; Will he ever draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]?
: Chris stopped drawing regular comics in [[February 2010]] with [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]; since then, he has released issues #11 to #13 and partially completed issues #14 to #17; however, these later issues often only bear a slight resemblance to the traditional comics and are more about whatever trolling issues have been happening. While in jail, he produced some one-off drawings; see [[Praetor Jail Art]], but has since continued work on the issue #25, now renamed to [[Sonichu 0 HD|''Sonichu'' #0 HD]]. Judging from the contents of the message Chris has sent out to the winners of his [[CWC Art Contest]], he has also attempted to outsource the art for the comics to his unlucky fans. He also drew a cover for [[Sonichu 82|issue #82]].

==The CWCki itself==
; Does the CWCki exaggerate or spin anything?
: The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter and the intentional omission of information from trolls who were [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris. Many were CWCki editors themselves. This is especially true for the [[Classic Chris]] era.

: For various good reasons, the CWCki largely covers the Classic sagas from Chris's perspective: information presented here was what Chris acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Chris's life. It is probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much as it is best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are often contrived, especially when covering events prior to Bob's death.

: For example:

:* [[Clyde Cash]] was the fictitious persona of a single anonymous troll, but the CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' a real person because he was to Chris. We also treat each of his personas as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* We keep a single article on [[Blanca]] and not the multiple male trolls who played her.

:* [[Emily]] and [[Kim]] were played by the same woman, but the CWCki treats them as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* Celebrity trolls are obviously trolls impersonating celebrities – did you really think [[Billy Mays]] was involved in trolling?

: For transparency's sake, the CWCki discloses such discrepancies from reality using Protip boxes, troll disclosures, and other notices.

: Coverage of Modern Christory takes a more matter-of-fact approach, thanks to the ease of [[dox]]ing Internet trolls. Modern CWCki editors are also gradually transitioning classic articles away from the dramatized writing of yesterday, so those who prefer clarity are in luck.

; What's the deal with ''Chris and''? What is a saga?
: The CWCki has '''a few series that tie it all together'''. You can think of them as the skeleton, bloodstream, and nervous system of the site.
:* The [[Chris and]] series. This series is purely topical – it discusses subjects as they relate to Chris, regardless of the time period. These are the things that make Chris Chris. Such topics range from Chris's relationship with [[Chris and art|art]] and [[Video games|gaming]], to his [[health|physical]] and [[Coping|mental health]].
:* The [[Saga]] page. It describes the major events in Chris's life from the womb to the modern world, but still takes a topical approach, looking at arcs and happenings in Chris's existence.
:* The [[CWChronology]]: purely chronological as its name suggests. Here, you can learn Chris's entire story from start to now, even including events from before his conception.
; What happened to the tagline ''Where no shit is too minor''?
: The tagline was '''retired''' on 20 December 2019, '''because there was a significant increase in people trying to influence Chris'''. Many of them fall into one of the ''[[Unholy Quintet]]'':
:* [[White Knights]] – people who feel sorry for Chris, and try to help Chris, often without realising that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.
:* [[A-Logging|A-logs]] – people who express disproportionate hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him.
:* [[Enablers]] – people who encourage Chris's negative habits. Some White Knights find themselves having to do this to get in touch with Chris. Some weens have also found themselves doing this to purposefully screw him up.
:* [[Weens]] – people who try and fail to annoy Chris.
:* [[Carpetbaggers]] - people who exploit Chris's infamy for personal gain.

; Why does the CWCki continue to refer to Chris by his old name and pronouns?
:*The simplest reason for this is '''consistency'''. The CWCki has thousands of articles, and it would be an impossible, arduous task to change every "he" to "she" throughout Chris's entire existence, plus it's effectively [[Retcon|historical revisionism]].
:*Some articles require the context of Chris's maleness. References to Chris's orientation and past hatred of [[gay]] men won't be as obvious if we didn't address Chris by his assigned gender. Same thing with atypical/feminine behavior (such as his high voice and use of "Gal-Pals"), and behavior considered creepy for guys but not so much for women (such as getting [[Megan|touchy-feely]]).
:*Using "he" pre-transition and "she" post-transition may seem like a fair compromise, but the exact beginning of Chris's transition is hard to define. It can be confusing on articles that cover Chris both before and after his transition, such as the [[Chris and]] series. Dissenting users have also suggested using "(s)he" or "they", but Chris doesn't use they/them pronouns either, and "(s)he" looks clunky.
:*Community consensus. YouTube and Twitter commentators overwhelmingly call Chris male, as do some [[Sachumo|documentarians]]. While Chris did receive a legal name/gender change, there's considerable debate in the community as to whether he is a genuine trans woman. CWC communities, such as [[Kiwi Farms]], have an unfortunate tendency to "misgender" trans people in general. [[Null]] said he refers to Chris as "he" because he "carries male genetics" and insisted that he was a straight male most of his life. Most Christorians use "he" for Chris, and the CWCki reflects this trend.
:* Relating to the above, his previous first names ('''Chris'''topher, '''Chris'''tian) and his current one ('''Chris'''tine) can all easily be shortened to just "Chris", "Chris-Chan" or "CWC", which is what he's mostly referred to as anyway regardless of pronouns.

==Miscellaneous==

; What does he smell like?
: As of 19 October 2019, [[Joey Vance|cannabis]]. Historical answers include "rotten watermelons" (according to [[Emily]]), a variant of the [[Collosal Chan|homeless person]] stench (according to [[Robert Simmons V]]) or, as some field agents have reported, 'body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]'. While in jail, it seemed as if his hygiene had improved, with [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|daily showers]] the norm, but by the time of the May 2023, it has deteriorated, to the point that one person stated he smelled of "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pure shit]] I had to inhale very shallowly". The point is, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with Chris's [[Heterochromia|eyes]]?
: According to Chris, his eyes were originally blue but he got pink eye in his right eye during high school and medication for it turned it green. His eyes are only faintly different and definitely not to the degree that they're depicted in his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic form]]. A cursory examination of [[:File:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this image]] demonstrates that he has had heterochromia since at least elementary school. Additionally, it's fairly common for people with blue or green eyes to have one eye of a slightly different hue.

; What's the deal with the striped shirts?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> Following Chris's introduction to the world of Internet trolling, [[Chris and fashion|his wardrobe went through several iterations]] before eventually settling on its current [[tomgirl]] form, but he has since purchased at least two simillar T-shirts to capitalise on the nostalgia, dubbed The Classic 2.0 and The Classic (Replica) by the CWCki.

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin,<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162</ref> probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common [[autism|autistic]] symptom.

; Does Chris drink or do [[drugs]]?
: Chris was firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. For much of his life, he was equally strongly opposed to [[alcohol|drinking]] as well, but a video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] turned up in [[2009]] and he has since softened his stance, saying he is a "social drinker".<ref>[[Mailbag 16#Alcoholism]]</ref> He has since been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]], [[100 2281|Kahlúa]] and vodka, but seems to drink only occasionally, or when encouraged by [[troll]]s. He also smoked marijuana with the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. He was legally required to abstain from any drugs or alcohol after being placed on Virginia's [[Chris and the law|Therapeutic Docket]] in late 2018 and early 2019.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of the very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]]. Hill died in 2015.

; What do [[Megan]]/[[Michael Snyder]]/Old Gal-Pals/et. cetera think of Chris now that he spooned his mother?
: It is not known for certain what people from earlier in Chris's life make of his incestuous affair with his mother. Most of these people have moved on from Chris since then. Please do not attempt to contact them.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: As of [[February 2025]] Chris's current [[YouTube]] channel is [https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian]. He posts on [[Twitter/X]] as [https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu CPU_CWCSonichu] and on [[Bluesky]] as [https://clearsky.app/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/history cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social]. He also makes occasional posts on the [[CWC Blog (Cwclight)|CWC Blog on Cwclight]], about once a month.

; Is Barbara dead?
: No, and if you have to ask that question she almost definitely isn't. Fake obituaries for Barb are [[Weening|fairly common]].

; Where can I learn more about this singular human anomaly?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, we would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [https://www.kiwifarms.st/ The Kiwi Farms], formerly the [[CWCki Forums]], where several Chrisorical figures such as [[Marvin]] have posted.
:* The CWCki's official [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz discord server].
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (to be taken with a grain of salt)
:* [[Documentary|Documentaries]] available on YouTube
:* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu /r/ChrisChanSonichu], the largest Reddit community dedicated to Chris

==Introductory Guide:==
{{Newbie}}

==Important Articles==
{{Check this out}}

==See also==
*[[Common Questions]] for Chris's own answers to fan questions
*[[CWCki:Gossip|Gossip]] for common misconceptions regarding Christory

==References==
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[[Category:Special]]

CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

2026-03-17T23:32:59Z

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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|Welcome to the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]].]]

'''Welcome, new Christorian.'''

New people are being initiated to the quirks and horrors of [[Chris]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[trolls|troll]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about the Internet's favorite manchild.

''This page was last updated on 8 April 2025, but as the Christory constantly evolves, this page will have to follow.''
==Trolling==

; Is Chris a [[troll]]? Is the whole thing a hoax?
: '''No.''' The verified documentation on Chris and his entire life is far too complete and detailed for it to be a reverse-troll setup. There are news reports from his childhood confirming his autism (see [[Chris in the media]]). There are [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] blogs about Chris's behavior that were published before Chris came to a wider attention on the Internet. [[Sonichu]] has existed since [[2000]]. Phone calls have been made to Chris's parents and his [[Rocky Shoemaker call|pastoral counselor]]. When Chris was first [[28 October 2011|arrested and convicted]] of a felony, he acted as he does online [[This is how the Trial went|even in court]], and accidentally [[Destruction Of Chris's House|set fire to]] [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in real life as well. If you don't believe us, you can look up Chris's many [[Chris and the law|court records]], both civil and criminal.

: Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] in August 2021 should put any speculation of his behavior being an act permanently to rest.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] <s>guy</s> person?
: The CWCki itself is not involved in any trolling; it merely documents Chris's life in detail. Most modern Chris-observers, having seen the [[Idea Guys|extreme damage]] that some trolls could wreak, hold a dim view of [[weening|contemporary trolling efforts]]. The motivations of Chris's trolls over the years has varied, but few had any interest in tormenting him simply for having a mental problem. Some former trolls have even [[BlueSpike#Today|expressed regret]] for taking things too far in their younger years.

: Even before the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, Chris has been notorious on the Internet as a [[Nudes|perverse]], [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|disgu]][[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|sting]], [[Chris and the Law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and Anger|mean-spirited]], [[Chris and Reality|delusional]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Chris and Race|intol]][[Women's rights|erant]], [[Obesity|unfit]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and Religion|heretical]], [[Death Threats|spiteful]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|cruel]], [[Autism Tutorial Extra|hate]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|ful]], [[Chris and work|sullen]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]], [[Chris and Art|completely]] [[Chris and Writing|and]] [[Chris and Music|utterly]] [[Spanish|untalented]] [[Parody|thi]][[Things Chris has ripped off|ef]] and all-around failure who wastes his [[United States|countrymen]]'s hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society (comics aside), despite those with more severe mental states living far more independently and successfully.

: On top of that, Chris was once incredibly responsive to trolling, adding fuel to the fire by producing many videos in which he [[tard rage|raged]] at the camera as a result of trolling; this no doubt gave many trolls significant motivation. While Chris was [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into making many of these videos, he ultimately decided to create and publish them.

:However, before you want to inflict harm upon Chris and claim that Chris gives you [[Autism|autistics]] 'a bad name', please read the [[A-Logging]], [[Weening]] and [[Unholy Quintet]] articles.

; Why don't you try helping him instead?
: [[Vivitheg|Many]] [[Jackie|people]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried over the years and they have all accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the [[White knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, he refuses to listen. Even his [[Anna McLerran|actual friends]] could not help him. From 2018 onward, he managed to alienate nearly all of his IRL friends, instead preferring interactions with [[imaginary friends]], [[enablers]], and fans at [[conventions]]. He will only listen if you tell him what he wants to hear.

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: '''All efforts to troll, seek out or otherwise contact Chris are ''very strongly discouraged'''''. The effects of Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s death, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s ill-health and, most recently, the [[Idea Guys]]' deliberately manipulative trolling operations against him have left Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] — and his well-being in general — tenuous at best, with various [[enablers]] making it even worse. Relating to this is how he is [[Weening#The Chris of today is nothing like his former self|now a very, ''very'' different person]] from who he was when the trolling was at its peak, and only sees such attempts to provoke him as indirect support for his current worldview; so it's not even worth bothering with if you're going into it expecting to get amusing reactions along the lines of the past. Times have changed; so keeping all this in mind, you'll be far better off just sticking with [[CWCki|casual observation]] and helping to [[CWCki:Improvement|document and provide information]] on developments and occurrences in Chris's life as they come.

==Psychology==

; Is he currently seeing a psychiatrist or therapist?
: '''Maybe.''' Chris was legally required in [[2018]], among other things, to attend psychological therapy as an alternative to [[Chris and the law#2018|conviction]] after trespassing. Since 23 April 2019, he has fulfilled this obligation and no longer has any professional help. Chris dismisses the idea of seeking professional help, preferring to [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|administer it to himself using Lego]]. See [[Chris and mental healthcare]].
; Is he really autistic?
: '''Yes.''' Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], Chris was diagnosed with ''autistic disorder'' (DSM-IV 299.00) as a young child, and the same report backs up his claim. See [[Autism]]. However, his common qualifying phrase ''high-functioning'' means only that he is not [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]]. The phrase is not formally part of the diagnosis, and many autism advocates discourage its use.

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: '''It depends''' on what counts as ''having'' Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed with it, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label. Among institutions that still distinguish between autism and Asperger's, of which many do not, Asperger's syndrome is distinguished from severer varieties of autism by average intelligence and adequate language ability, matching Chris. Dr Asperger's work was in German, and not known to Anglophone psychiatrists until the early [[1990s]]; Chris probably would have received this diagnosis instead if he had been born a few years later. Furthermore, the condition was removed from the modern ''DSM-5'' and replaced with the catch-all ''Autism Spectrum Disorder'', making the distinction completely meaningless.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] or intellectually disabled?
: '''[[:File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|Maybe]].''' A more proper word for Chris is ''inept''. Even if Chris was to be considered intellectually disabled, it'll certainly be a mild or borderline intellectual disability. Despite there being a possibility, he still managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. He can read, write, do basic household chores, and operate electronic equipment. While his [[Chris and English|English]] skills aren't perfect, he has very few issues with basic sentence structure. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions to an extent. He has a consistent (albeit warped and [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]]) ethical system and recognizes when what he is doing is not working (though he chooses to pin the blame on [[Greene County Conspiracy|external]] [[trolls|forces]] or go about his way anyway). His foolishness is in that he has very little common sense, which may be attributed (along with the [[autism|obvious]]) to excessive parental sheltering, and that after years of Internet manipulation, his ability to distinguish [[Chris and reality|reality]] from fantasy has wasted away.

; What is Chris's IQ?
: '''That's inconclusive.''' In [[Mailbag 19]] and [[Mailbag 21]], he claimed to have taken an IQ test at a [[Chesterfield County]] institute, most likely as a teenager. He received an IQ of "150". In [[Mailbag 22]], a commenter pointed out that he may have taken the Cattell IQ test (150 on the Cattell is 130 on the standard scale), unless he was outright lying, which is most likely. An IQ of 130 is above average, but not genius material. Many autistic people also excel at pattern thinking, which is a key area of many IQ tests. Also, IQ doesn't measure [[Honor roll|what you've learned]], [[Kindness|empathy]], social skills, or other areas that count towards real-world success. Psychologists do not even agree on whether it's an objective measure of intelligence, with a common quip being that it "only measures how well you do on IQ tests." Even if Chris did have a high IQ, it hasn't done much for him in the real world.

; Is Chris schizophrenic?
: '''Probably not.''' While autism and schizophrenia share some symptoms, their development is nothing like each other. Autism is inborn and shows in early childhood, while schizophrenia usually appears well into adulthood. Schizophrenia's symptoms often deteriorate over time, while autism is normally constant throughout life (except for a few children who relapse into non-verbosity). <abbr title="Inability to distinguish reality from fantasy. Autism can mimic a psychotic disorder superficially, leading to many patients being misdiagnosed: Autism and schizophrenia can both involve a hard time telling if people are truthful, unusual and persistent beliefs, confused-sounding language, verbosity combined with social isolation, and pattern-based thinking are common to both, but take different forms. Schizophrenics may hear voices or otherwise hallucinate and think disjointedly (hence the name), while autists understand others' normal language literally, missing the subtext that something fictional is not meant to be taken seriously, and presuming their own thoughts automatically clear to others.

:Furthermore, Chris does distinguish between fantasy and reality, simply deluding himself into believing that the fantasy world is real on another [[dimension]]. Also, Chris's visions of that dimension come from [[meditation]] (read: imagination or daydreaming), not involuntary hallucinations. A literal-minded person may hear "seeing/hearing things in your head" and think the psychiatrist is asking about intrusive thoughts, imagination, hearing a song in your head, or daydreaming, which are all generally recognized as common experiences.

==Sex==
; Is Chris an <abbr title="Involuntary celibate">incel</abbr>? If not, what's the deal with the love quest?
: Chris never used the word for himself, but his beliefs and actions overlapped significantly with what is now the incel community. The word ''incel'' only entered common use about [[2017]].<ref>[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=incel Global search trends for ''incel'']</ref> Chris described himself long before this as a [[virgin with rage]], even bringing up the term in casual conversations with people he just met. He would speak of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and even a conspiracy that [[Virginia is for virgins|true love was illegal in his home state]].

: He viewed his search for a suitable mate as the [[Love Quest]], treating his search for a girlfriend like a video game. He wrote [[Saddest Heart in the World|poems]], [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas|letters to Santa]], and even [[So Need a Cute Girl|"Weird Al"-style parody songs]] about his biggest problem: that other [[JERKS]] (men) take all the pretty [[sweetheart]]s. He has lost his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]] and his only relationship that lead to sex was [[Affair with Mother|with his elderly mother]], not something you would consider a proper love life. His Love Quest only temporarly ended when he destroyed his libido through [[Chris and health#Hormone treatment|self-administered estrogen]] and [[polyamorous marriage|''married'']] his [[OC]]s by early 2018, but it seemed to resume in early 2021, the consequences of which we can see [[Jail Saga|ever]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS|since]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|then]]. As of early 2025, he appears to be dating [[Flutter|a mysterious Finnish woman]].

; Why didn't he hire a prostitute earlier?
: For the majority of his [[love quest]], Chris refused to hire a hooker. The reasons varied: prostitutes are not [[TRUE and HONEST]] love, they are [[Chris and money|expensive]], and Chris is afraid of STDs<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>. His ideal sex partner would also do all the work around [[14 Branchland Court|the house]], give him her income to spend on video games, and otherwise serve as his replacement [[Barb|mother]]—all of which a prostitute would be unwilling to do. When some prostitutes were sent to his house in early [[2009]], he cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> However, as his thirties approached, he got more lenient about his policy towards hookers. He once tried to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, and tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref> In [[April 2012]] though, Chris claimed on [[Facebook]] that he lost his virginity to [[Mia Hamm|a hooker]] who complimented him on the size of his penis.<ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref>

; What is Chris's sexual orientation?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there is no consensus on this. For most of his adult life, Chris acted as though he was attracted to women. On the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked. In [[2018]], while under the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulative influence, Chris was [[brainwashed]] into believing he was [[bisexual]], and was [[polyamorous marriage|married to several of his (mostly male) fictional characters]], retaining these beliefs long after the Idea Guys were ousted, yet has made no attempts to get into a relationship with a real-life man. [[Jacob Sockness]] attempted to groom Chris into a relationship but Chris ultimately distanced himself from Sockness. Some consider that Chris is too immature to have earnest sexual attraction towards others (see ''Is Chris asexual?'', below.)

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: '''Yes.''' Chris had tweeted in [[2018]]  that he is one. Traditionally he would state that he did not consider himself to be one,<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref> yet it was clear from an early period that he did enjoy [[:File:Chris-chan_Traced.JPG|porn]] of anthropomorphic characters, even [[Rule 34|drawing his own]] into [[Sonichu 8|his]] [[Giant Penis Comic|comics]]. He also identifies with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|several]] [[Sonichu (character)|anthropomorphic]] [[Robbie|avatars]]. Although he does not regularly wear fur-suits, he did once dress up as [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the anthropomorphic form he takes on his comic series, and has considered getting one in the recent years. He has also started following several furry artists and content creators on [[Youtube]] and [[Twitter]], such as AshCoyote, and has enjoyed a lot of furry fanart he has recieved from his [[True and Loyal fanbase]].

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: '''No''', but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. He ''has'' stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]] and created a sexualized 14 year old Sonichu character in the form of [[Zapina]], but these actions are more likely due to a childish mindset and an inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia.

; Is Chris transgender?
: '''Yes.''' As of 2015, Chris identifies as [[transgender]]. He had explored his gender identity for years beforehand stemming from gender dysphoria issues, in 2011 identifying as a "tomgirl" (identifying as male and crossdressing as a woman); in 2014, identifying as [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser]] and as a lesbian; and identifying as female and transgender in 2015 when he began referring to himself as a "trans woman" and "Christine" and legally changed his name and gender in [[2016]]. Well before [[2011]], when Chris first called himself a tomgirl, he had been known to wear miniskirts, [[Muscle_bra|bras]], and panties. On multiple occasions, he had worn female clothing [[Forgot the Glitter|in public]] and had started wearing trans flag thigh-highs and bands more frequently during the [[Second Coming]].

; Is Chris asexual?
: This is another hotly contested issue to which there is no clear answer. Some claim that Chris is not truly interested in sexual relations, but feels that sex is something which a "grown up" is required to do. Chris's desire to lose his [[virgin with rage]] status may have simply been an urge to undergo what he saw as a traditional rite of passage into adulthood, although he has continued to seek out a sexual relationship even long after losing his virginity. It is clear that Chris's sex drive was atypical even before beginning hormone replacement therapy in [[2016]], evidenced by the fact that he did not discover [[masturbation]] until he was sixteen and even as an adult only engaged in the activity twice a week. On the other hand, much of Chris's adult life has been spent in the pursuit of a sex partner and his comic characters are [[Sonichu 8|highly sexual]]. It is worth noting that a moderately common autistic symptom is difficulty or inability to be intimate with another person. Many asexuals also possess a libido and can enjoy masturbation or sex; the difference lies in a lack of real attraction to other people.

; Did Chris really rape his mother?
: '''It's impossible to know for certain.''' Chris's detractors (and he has many) will vocally insist that he did, but there is no conclusive proof. Chris was only ever charged with incest, not rape, and there has been no definite confirmation of Barb having any mental incapacity. While there is plenty of [[Affair with Mother#Was it consensual?|compelling circumstantial evidence]] for both sides, ultimately only Chris and Barb can say for certain. Barb has never spoken publicly about it, and Chris is currently [[Lies|denying the incest itself ever took place]].

==Money and Work==

; Why does Chris call his disability check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: The "tugboat" is one of Chris's [[CWC-isms]]; impenetrable mangled figures of speech that he either uses to avoid uncomfortable subjects or, in this case, because he thinks they are clever. "Tugboat" is derived from the phrase "Our ship has come in", referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $1,000 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat—like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]]—coming in for him.

; Has he ever had a [[job]] at all?
: He worked for [[Wendy's]] a few months in 2001, but he was fired for unknown reasons. He briefly sold knives for the multi-level marketing company [[Cutco]], which was his last true job (if you could call it that). During the [[Chris and business|Business Saga]] he was very active on Etsy, selling many custom-made Amiibos, Sonichu comics and so on, but he often sold them either at a loss or barely broke even, which resulted in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He has also made plenty of [[commissions]] during the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser and this has continued even after jail, with him making his custom medallions, selling literal rocks and making even more shitty commissions for the [[OfficialCWCMart]]. Some even speculate it's akin to being a sweatshop worker, but Chris enjoys doing it anyway, probably not even knowing it might be a real job.

; How much money does Chris make from his livestreams/Etsy shop?
: From watching his recent livestreams we can see that Chris typically receives between $600 - $700 in donations per stream. [[Praetor]]'s [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]] sales have totaled well into the thousands of dollars, with individual [[Praetor Jail Art|jail art]] pieces selling for between $100 - $200 each, and some have even calculated their Etsy store to earn several thousands of bucks a month, though the exact revenue is unknown.

==''Sonichu''==
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway?
: Chris has always liked family-friendly games in particular, and [[1993|many years ago,]] was one of 100 winners of a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] which, through its grand prize of a $1000 {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}} shopping spree, allowed him to stock up on various ''Sonic'' titles. For some reason, the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series in general also appears to have certain qualities that attract autistic fans more than other game series.

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: For those who may be curious, they are located [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|here]].

; Will he ever draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]?
: Chris stopped drawing regular comics in [[February 2010]] with [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]; since then, he has released issues #11 to #13 and partially completed issues #14 to #17; however, these later issues often only bear a slight resemblance to the traditional comics and are more about whatever trolling issues have been happening. While in jail, he produced some one-off drawings; see [[Praetor Jail Art]], but has since continued work on the issue #25, now renamed to [[Sonichu 0 HD|''Sonichu'' #0 HD]]. Judging from the contents of the message Chris has sent out to the winners of his [[CWC Art Contest]], he has also attempted to outsource the art for the comics to his unlucky fans. He also drew a cover for [[Sonichu 82|issue #82]].

==The CWCki itself==
; Does the CWCki exaggerate or spin anything?
: The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter and the intentional omission of information from trolls who were [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris. Many were CWCki editors themselves. This is especially true for the [[Classic Chris]] era.

: For various good reasons, the CWCki largely covers the Classic sagas from Chris's perspective: information presented here was what Chris acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Chris's life. It is probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much as it is best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are often contrived, especially when covering events prior to Bob's death.

: For example:

:* [[Clyde Cash]] was the fictitious persona of a single anonymous troll, but the CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' a real person because he was to Chris. We also treat each of his personas as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* We keep a single article on [[Blanca]] and not the multiple male trolls who played her.

:* [[Emily]] and [[Kim]] were played by the same woman, but the CWCki treats them as separate people because they were to Chris.

:* Celebrity trolls are obviously trolls impersonating celebrities – did you really think [[Billy Mays]] was involved in trolling?

: For transparency's sake, the CWCki discloses such discrepancies from reality using Protip boxes, troll disclosures, and other notices.

: Coverage of Modern Christory takes a more matter-of-fact approach, thanks to the ease of [[dox]]ing Internet trolls. Modern CWCki editors are also gradually transitioning classic articles away from the dramatized writing of yesterday, so those who prefer clarity are in luck.

; What's the deal with ''Chris and''? What is a saga?
: The CWCki has '''a few series that tie it all together'''. You can think of them as the skeleton, bloodstream, and nervous system of the site.
:* The [[Chris and]] series. This series is purely topical – it discusses subjects as they relate to Chris, regardless of the time period. These are the things that make Chris Chris. Such topics range from Chris's relationship with [[Chris and art|art]] and [[Video games|gaming]], to his [[health|physical]] and [[Coping|mental health]].
:* The [[Saga]] page. It describes the major events in Chris's life from the womb to the modern world, but still takes a topical approach, looking at arcs and happenings in Chris's existence.
:* The [[CWChronology]]: purely chronological as its name suggests. Here, you can learn Chris's entire story from start to now, even including events from before his conception.
; What happened to the tagline ''Where no shit is too minor''?
: The tagline was '''retired''' on 20 December 2019, '''because there was a significant increase in people trying to influence Chris'''. Many of them fall into one of the ''[[Unholy Quintet]]'':
:* [[White Knights]] – people who feel sorry for Chris, and try to help Chris, often without realising that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.
:* [[A-Logging|A-logs]] – people who express disproportionate hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him.
:* [[Enablers]] – people who encourage Chris's negative habits. Some White Knights find themselves having to do this to get in touch with Chris. Some weens have also found themselves doing this to purposefully screw him up.
:* [[Weens]] – people who try and fail to annoy Chris.
:* [[Carpetbaggers]] - people who exploit Chris's infamy for personal gain.

; Why does the CWCki continue to refer to Chris by his old name and pronouns?
:*The simplest reason for this is '''consistency'''. The CWCki has thousands of articles, and it would be an impossible, arduous task to change every "he" to "she" throughout Chris's entire existence, plus it's effectively [[Retcon|historical revisionism]].
:*Some articles require the context of Chris's maleness. References to Chris's orientation and past hatred of [[gay]] men won't be as obvious if we didn't address Chris by his assigned gender. Same thing with atypical/feminine behavior (such as his high voice and use of "Gal-Pals"), and behavior considered creepy for guys but not so much for women (such as getting [[Megan|touchy-feely]]).
:*Using "he" pre-transition and "she" post-transition may seem like a fair compromise, but the exact beginning of Chris's transition is hard to define. It can be confusing on articles that cover Chris both before and after his transition, such as the [[Chris and]] series. Dissenting users have also suggested using "(s)he" or "they", but Chris doesn't use they/them pronouns either, and "(s)he" looks clunky.
:*Community consensus. YouTube and Twitter commentators overwhelmingly call Chris male, as do some [[Sachumo|documentarians]]. While Chris did receive a legal name/gender change, there's considerable debate in the community as to whether he is a genuine trans woman. CWC communities, such as [[Kiwi Farms]], have an unfortunate tendency to "misgender" trans people in general. [[Null]] said he refers to Chris as "he" because he "carries male genetics" and insisted that he was a straight male most of his life. Most Christorians use "he" for Chris, and the CWCki reflects this trend.
:* Relating to the above, his previous first names ('''Chris'''topher, '''Chris'''tian) and his current one ('''Chris'''tine) can all easily be shortened to just "Chris", "Chris-Chan" or "CWC", which is what he's mostly referred to as anyway regardless of pronouns.

==Miscellaneous==

; What does he smell like?
: As of 19 October 2019, [[Joey Vance|cannabis]]. Historical answers include "rotten watermelons" (according to [[Emily]]), a variant of the [[Collosal Chan|homeless person]] stench (according to [[Robert Simmons V]]) or, as some field agents have reported, 'body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]'. While in jail, it seemed as if his hygiene had improved, with [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|daily showers]] the norm, but by the time of the May 2023, it has deteriorated, to the point that one person stated he smelled of "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pure shit]] I had to inhale very shallowly". The point is, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with Chris's [[Heterochromia|eyes]]?
: According to Chris, his eyes were originally blue but he got pink eye in his right eye during high school and medication for it turned it green. His eyes are only faintly different and definitely not to the degree that they're depicted in his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic form]]. A cursory examination of [[:File:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this image]] demonstrates that he has had heterochromia since at least elementary school. Additionally, it's fairly common for people with blue or green eyes to have one eye of a slightly different hue.

; What's the deal with the striped shirts?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> Following Chris's introduction to the world of Internet trolling, [[Chris and fashion|his wardrobe went through several iterations]] before eventually settling on its current [[tomgirl]] form, but he has since purchased at least two simillar T-shirts to capitalise on the nostalgia, dubbed The Classic 2.0 and The Classic (Replica) by the CWCki.

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin,<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162</ref> probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common [[autism|autistic]] symptom.

; Does Chris drink or do [[drugs]]?
: Chris was firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. For much of his life, he was equally strongly opposed to [[alcohol|drinking]] as well, but a video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] turned up in [[2009]] and he has since softened his stance, saying he is a "social drinker".<ref>[[Mailbag 16#Alcoholism]]</ref> He has since been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]], [[100 2281|Kahlúa]] and vodka, but seems to drink only occasionally, or when encouraged by [[troll]]s. He also smoked marijuana with the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. He was legally required to abstain from any drugs or alcohol after being placed on Virginia's [[Chris and the law|Therapeutic Docket]] in late 2018 and early 2019.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of the very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]]. Hill died in 2015.

; What do [[Megan]]/[[Michael Snyder]]/Old Gal-Pals/et. cetera think of Chris now that he spooned his mother?
: It is not known for certain what people from earlier in Chris's life make of his incestuous affair with his mother. Most of these people have moved on from Chris since then. Please do not attempt to contact them.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: As of [[February 2025]] Chris's current [[YouTube]] channel is [https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian]. He posts on [[Twitter/X]] as [https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu CPU_CWCSonichu] and on [[Bluesky]] as [https://clearsky.app/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/history cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social]. He also makes occasional posts on the [[CWC Blog (Cwclight)|CWC Blog on Cwclight]], about once a month.

; Is Barbara dead?
: No, and if you have to ask that question she almost definitely isn't. Fake obituaries for Barb are [[Weening|fairly common]].

; Where can I learn more about this singular human anomaly?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, we would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [https://www.kiwifarms.st/ The Kiwi Farms], formerly the [[CWCki Forums]], where several Chrisorical figures such as [[Marvin]] have posted.
:* The CWCki's official [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz discord server].
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (to be taken with a grain of salt)
:* [[Documentary|Documentaries]] available on YouTube
:* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu /r/ChrisChanSonichu], the largest Reddit community dedicated to Chris

==Introductory Guide:==
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==Important Articles==
{{Check this out}}

==See also==
*[[Common Questions]] for Chris's own answers to fan questions
*[[CWCki:Gossip|Gossip]] for common misconceptions regarding Christory

==References==
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[[Category:Special]]

CWCki:Gossip

2026-03-17T23:15:51Z

AAE: /* Jail Saga */

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==[[Affair with Mother]]==

*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Anaxis]]==
*It is sometimes stated that Anaxis is female as a result of being referred to by she/her pronouns. However, this was only when he role-played as the character [[Lainchu]], who is female.


==[[Autism]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
**It is also common to suggest that Chris couldn't possibly be autistic because of his sex drive, or conversely that the Love Quest is his way of overcompensating for the lack thereof. While asexuality (a lack of attraction to other people sexually, which isn't necessarily the same as a low sex drive, since asexuals can masturbate to pure sensation) is more common among autistic people, it is far from universal.
**Chris's lack of singing ability has been occasionally attributed to his autism. While a lack of control of inflections, or standard presentation thereof, is a common trait of autistic ''speech'', autistic people are actually more likely to excel in analyzing, hearing, imagining ("audiation"), and producing exact pitches, and are more likely to have perfect pitch.
**Some people claim that Chris was self-diagnosed. His [[Autism papers]] differ.
**Many also view mild autism as being synonymous with mild intellectual disability. However, autistics are often of normal or high intelligence. Chris's IQ is unknown.
**Chris has occasionally been accused of having a psychotic disorder such as schizophrenia. Such a condition has neither been confirmed or denied. While Chris has occasionally hinted at believing cartoon characters to be real, he does clearly separate that "reality" from the actual reality by acknowledging them as existing in a separate dimension. While him seeing the characters might sound like Chris hallucinating, further analysis reveals that Chris is simply imagining them.
***While Chris post-jail has exhibited what some have identified as side-effects of ''anti''psychotics (such as mild sedation, rapid weight gain after losing most of it in prison, twitches that can't be explained as stims, etc.), those drugs are often prescribed as mere tranquilizers to people for a variety of reasons, including as an elective treatment for autistic irritability, and Chris never confirmed or denied taking them anyway.

==[[Autism disorder deferred disposition]]==
*Though Chris was dismissed from the case regarding his affair with Barb accounting for his autism, it should be noted he wasn't found innocent either. The records regarding the full scope of the case are sealed.

==[[Bailey Jay]]==
*It is often rumored that Chris was actually not disgusted by Bailey at all, and in fact was hitting on her. This appears to come from the fact that Chris still called her "pretty", even after discovering she was a "[[hermaphrodite]]", and the rather vague way he responded to her apologizing for accidentally sending him more nude photos after his initial shock. Though this isn't entirely impossible, it also hasn't been fully proven that this was the case.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*Gossipers often speculate on whether Barbara has dementia, mainly based on occasional begging videos directed by Chris from the mid-2010s where she appears to have delayed speech or lapses in memory. However, such videos offer an incomplete and warped perspective of Barbara, as background context - such as how coherent Chris was in explaining what he wanted filmed - is unknown. In contrast, videos where Barbara either [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|walked in on a livestream]] or was [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet|interviewed without Chris's involvement]] show her as more cognizant. In August 2019, Chris claimed Barbara did not have dementia.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref> Other glimpses at Barbara's life from that point on show her handling her own [[debt]] better than Chris,<ref>Despite owing more than Chris, she has avoided garnishment filings unlike Chris</ref> managing her own doctor appointments,<ref>[[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris's Body Shakes]]</ref> and even reminding Chris of his own debt hearing,<ref>[[Other chats leaked by Naught (September 2020)#Debt hearing, toys, Merge]]</ref> all of which points against the dementia theory. When interacting with a prank caller in [[December 2023]] and with a fan in [[February 2025]], Barbara demonstrated awareness of Chris, suggesting the former read [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]]<ref>[[Sonichussy Call]]</ref> and commenting to the latter that it was [[Chris's birthday]] that day.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Barb]]</ref>

==[[Bob Chandler]]==
*Bob's rather complicated relationship with Chris is often times simplified into either being entirely good or entirely bad.
**It is sometimes stated that Bob had stopped caring about Chris at some point in his life, and only showed concern for his involvement with trolls for his own purposes. Such instances of this include supposedly paying Chris's high school gal-pals for their time with Chris, as well as his [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|intervention with Chris]] when trolls leaked their address online. These are based on speculation, however.
*One rumor is that Bob did Chris's college work for him, but isn't proven, and Chris's poor grades indicate otherwise.
*Bob is sometimes stated to be a Korean War veteran. This is incorrect. He served in the US Army Signal Corps during [[wikipedia:Operation Blacklist Forty|Operation Blacklist Forty]] — the American occupation of the southern half of Korea after World War II — and was discharged in 1948, never seeing combat.

==[[Caden Peck]]==
*It was believed for some time that Caden Peck had approved of Larry Vaughn's plan to send Chris to Florida, though this came from Vaughn reiterating what [[Bella]], who has been known to betray her associates (in this case Praetor) told him.
*It is often stated that Caden had staged some of the [[Sightings|Post-Jail sightings]] in order to promote sales towards Praetor, usually attributing accounts that post their photos to him posting them through the use of throwaway and sock puppet accounts on websites such as [[Reddit]] and [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, such claims come down to conjecture, and there are so far no confirmed cases of this.

==[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]==
*It is often said that the ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History'' documentary series by [[Geno Samuel]] had a lot of influence on Christory. However, the only major confirmed instance of its influence on Christory was inspiring [[KwaiiSandbag]] to troll Chris in 2021, which lead to snapping Chris out of the idea he was [[Spirit possession|body swapped]] with Sonichu.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==
*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].



==[[Emergency Protective Order]]==

*Though the document lists Barb as a "victim", and ordered Chris to be taken away from Barb, who was deemed an "alleged abused person", Chris was still only charged for incest under Virginia Law, which doesn't specify a victim.

==[[Fiona Cooper]]==
Fiona Cooper, also known as Snoo or "The Suitress", was invited by Chris to join him and Bella to the [[Brony]] convention [[Everfree Northwest]]. Bella then invited Fiona into one of her Discord servers after she and Fiona were invited into The WCT's [[Knights of CWC]] server. After Bella had a call with Chris regarding his affair with his mother, she gave a clip of it to Fiona, who then shared it to a group of people in another server, causing it to get leaked.

*Much like with Chris, Fiona being autistic led to a flurry of misconceptions, with many sources putting great emphasis on this facet of her.
**It is sometimes stated that Fiona was mentally handicapped as a result of her being autistic. In actuality, autism is a spectrum, and affects those who have it differently, excelling in some areas over others; intellectual or otherwise. The belief that Fiona is mentally impaired appears to stem from the fact that [[Spooky Bones]] made a post on Kiwi Farms discouraging others from doxing Fiona, while calling her an "extremely autistic young woman". Despite such claims, nothing about Fiona indicates she's intellectually or otherwise mentally impaired.
**It is sometimes speculated that Chris supposedly didn't pursue Fiona because of her autism, citing his attraction sign, which explicitly stated that he didn't want an autistic girlfriend. This is ignoring the fact that said attraction sign was created 20 years before he met Fiona, and that Chris's tastes have drastically evolved over time.
**Fiona being autistic, combined with being framed by Bella, also led to the assumption of Fiona being a Chris-like figure, with some even going as far to claim she's more of a "vulnerable adult" than Chris is. This had led to the belief she was meant to serve as a "fall girl" and many of the other rumors mentioned in this section, with beliefs in her being mentally impaired leading to the assumption that she didn't have accountability in her involvement in Christory.
*It is a common belief that Fiona asked to be censored on the CWCki and elsewhere, with some accounts stating she changed her mind afterwards. In actuality, Fiona never made such requests in the first place, and even actively went against people's attempts at censoring her. The obfuscation of Fiona primarily arose from stigma surrounding her getting doxed followed by Bella framing her. Additionally, the Suitress policy on the CWCki was an entirely unilateral decision made by a single CWCki jerkop, [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] in response to this stigma. He also did not ask for the input of other users on the CWCki, nor did he ask Fiona personally if she wanted to be censored. Upon returning on a throwaway account on Reddit, Fiona both announced she was the "Everfree Suitress" and posted a picture of herself promoting her throwaway. The belief that she wanted censorship appears to stem from the fact that Psycho's inspiration for the policy was the Wallflower policy, where that actually did happen.
*It is a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>
*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name, "Fifi", that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.
*It is often claimed that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with Fiona for blackmail purposes, usually following that she'd do this to frame him as a [[pedofork|pedophile]]. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]] and excerpts from leaked messages involving Bella. With regards to the Call, the first excerpt was where Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her. In the second, Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and Fiona during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already discussed with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call. With regards to the leaked messages, Bella tried to create a cover story to protect Fiona when questioned by the Knights, claiming she was a minor. This was after the calls got leaked, and after plans for the convention were arranged, so it is unlikely that Bella intended to frame Chris of being a pedophile.
*It is sometimes stated that Fiona was a victim of sexual abuse, explaining certain factors such as her crush towards Chris. Though this isn't entirely out of the realm of possibilities, this hasn't been fully confirmed. Additionally, since her account was deleted prior, some of the evidence for this came from Kiwi Farms users trying to attribute her to posts from deleted accounts on the CWCki's Discord server being referred to as "Snoo", her screenname on said server. This search for her posts also didn't account for the fact that she used a second account, which used an entirely different name, "ScootalooSister", after being banned from the server the first time.<ref group = note>[[User:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto#The Suitress and Associates|Anaxis]] claims that Fiona wasn't aware she got banned prior to making the second account, though she also stated that people on there naturally "missed her".</ref>
**In addition to this, Bella is often cited to want to "steal" Fiona from Chris, often to represent it as her wanting to sexually assault her. Such claims, however, are based on out-of-context chats involving Bella stating that she became "besties" with Fiona, and swore to protect her from Chris.<ref>[[Chess club#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> This also ignores the fact that Fiona herself engaged in flirtatious behaviors with Bella, sending her a picture of both her face and legs, and telling Bella she "had sex with men", meaning that whatever feelings Bella had towards Fiona were entirely consensual.<ref>[[Chess club#Bella Thirst]]</ref> Bella had also stated that she only wanted to go to the convention to dance with Fiona at the Grand Galloping Gala event at the convention but otherwise hadn't expressed anything beyond that.<ref>[[Chess club#Everfree Dance]]</ref>
*It is often stated that Fiona was brought to a "mental hospital" or was "institutionalized" after her encounters with Chris, with the story usually stating it was a result of GiBi leaking her phone number or as a result of Bella framing her. Chris also repeated this rumor in an interview he had with Keffals. In actuality, this is an exaggeration made regarding events surrounding Fiona being told to the Mean Girls by her friend Grant. One of the Mean Girls had stated that Grant told them that Fiona had her internet privileges revoked, and "may have" been brought into inpatient psychiatric care.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 96787|post = 9663622|writer = Basalas}}</ref> Grant seemed to have chosen not to give the exact details surrounding this, but this essentially means that Fiona was temporarily brought to therapy for a short period, likely overnight. This is not the same thing as being put in a "mental hospital".

==[[Flutter]]==
After Chris was released from Jail, he was spotted many times with an unnamed gal-pal, usually referred to as "Flutter". Often deemed as being one of the most mysterious aspects of Christory, several rumors surrounding her and her relations to Chris had naturally arisen afterwards.

*Some believe that Flutter was a recruit from [[Praetor]], though actual proof of this has yet to surface.
*It is often supposed that Flutter is Finnish (or perhaps Finnish-American) since Chris began studying Finnish in [[Duolingo]] for no particular reason around the time he met her and subsequently went to Finland multiple times with her. However, these factors cannot be classified as hard proof. Additionally, one observer stated that she had no noticeable foreign accent and other claimed that she spoke with an affected "anime girl" voice.
*It is sometimes stated that Flutter might be mentally handicapped. While this isn't entirely out of the realm of possibilities, most of this comes down to conjecture than anything substantiated. This appears to be based on Chris's encounters with [[Fiona]], which had occurred under similar circumstances. One of the people who spotted Flutter with Chris claimed that she wasn't "noticeably" handicapped.
*It is claimed that Flutter frequented several Finnish image boards, though the identity of this poster hasn't been disclosed.
*It was once written on Flutter's page by the ween [[Xela]] that when she wore a facemask and sunglasses both to the airport and at a convention, she did this as a means to avoid attention from weens. Several other similar rumors about Flutter's face being obscured in photos would soon follow, with some even accusing those who took photos of her and Chris of being in cahoots with people like [[Caden Peck]].<ref group=note>There are a few photos of Flutter that do show her face, such as the image used in her infobox, so this is demonstrably false.</ref> Once again, while it is not entirely impossible that Flutter is trying to conceal her identity, almost all signs of this are circumstantial at best.
*Also on Flutter's page, it was written that there was a possibility that Flutter showed reciprocity for Chris when he allegedly "hugged" her at a CVS, stating that her body language "didn't indicate" reciprocity,<ref group = note>Specifically wording it like this not only assumes that it is known for a fact that Chris did advance on her, but also implies that because it hasn't been disproven, one could assume she expressed feelings back towards him.</ref> though this was based on a very blurry photo of them where not all of the details can be made out. This means it would be impossible to make out either of their body languages. While the person who took the photos had claimed that Flutter was uncomfortable with Chris's supposed advances, their claims have yet to be fully verified.
*Xela also knowingly spread a rumor that Chris and Flutter were going to have a baby some time in the summer of 2025 for the sole purpose of stirring up drama. He based this rumor on a misheard clip of a livestream. This rumor got promoted by several sources, including Null himself, so much so that it even made it onto tabloid media such as the ''Daily Mail''. In actuality, Chris had never discussed any such plans of having a child with Flutter, and was in fact speaking hypothetically of such a scenario.
*Flutter's first name is rumored to be "Auli" (an uncommon, old-fashioned Finnish woman's name) on the basis of a alleged call<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92TwU2gNZVA</ref> between a financial [[enabler]] and Chris posted to YouTube on 12 June 2025. In the call, the enabler tries to get Chris's guard down by asking him questions about [[Transformers|Autobots]] and [[Count Graduon]] before abruptly asking "Does Eileen know about this?", causing Chris to respond "Her name is Auli". Some have argued that the call was created using AI voice simulation tools or is otherwise inauthentic. Even if the call is authentic, it hasn't been confirmed that "Auli" is the correct spelling of the name.

==[[Gal pal]]==
*It is often asserted that Chris's high school "[[gal pal]]s" were paid by [[Bob]] to hang out with him during school hours and look out for him. Conversations between trolls and the former "friends" indicate that they had some kind of informal arrangement with Bob and the school principal, but there is no indication that they were ever paid for their services. When Chris was in middle school, however, Bob did pay a girl named Natasha to walk with him to and from the bus stop, with Chris handing her the money himself.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Natasha]]</ref>
*Chris himself now believes that his supposed friends were paid to hang out with him, causing him to disparage them as "hired help". This is based on a conversation he had with a troll who was posing as one of the friends in question. After he was told they had been paid, he asked [[Barbara]] if that was true and she told him it was. However, it is likely that Barb was never familiar with the details of the arrangement and may have had them confused with Natasha.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Gal Pals]]</ref>
*People sometimes cite fake quotes from the troll [[Thetan]], who impersonated Chris' High School gal-pals, as evidence for them supposedly loathing Chris or regretting their friendships with him. It is also entirely unlikely that these gal-pals would have expressed any feelings about Chris' online presence, as they have long since moved on with their lives and have families.

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi neglected to redact one of the phone numbers when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to Fiona. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber made a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He consulted several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella. Bella tried to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi argued for.

Bella also took screenshots of her DMs with Fiona and Chris and gave them to GiBi to leak. The screenshots included header information on names and phone numbers for both. When making a video on the screenshots, GiBi attempted to crop out the header information - while he succeeded at most, he neglected to crop two instances, leaving Fiona's phone number briefly visible. When told of this by Kiwi Farms users, GiBi promptly deleted the video and redid it to censor one instance, but failed to catch the other. When informed again, he again deleted the video. GiBi later posted the screenshots onto Kiwi Farms where he applied censorship to Fiona's phone number (and not Chris's).

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>
*In its earliest form, [[GiBi]] had a section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page, which initially covered people that were prominent during the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]]. In it, his leaking of Fiona's number was characterized as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.


==[[Honor Roll]]==
*Whether Chris made the Honor Roll, or exactly what such a feat entailed around the time of his graduation, is unknown.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]], [[Watchmen]], and [[Lainchu]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]], much of which was perpetuated by user [[Spooky Bones]], being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.
*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with Fiona. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.

==[[Jail Saga]]==
* Chris went to jail, not prison, for the [[incest]] charge. While many people casually use the terms interchangeably, American English distinguishes them. A jail generally serves a county or region of a state, and it houses people awaiting their sentences, misdemeanants, and some non-violent felons. A prison is generally either operated by the state or a contractor, and it houses people with longer or more severe sentences.
** These institutions also have different cultures: inmates in jail have the opportunity to work in the kitchen, laundry room, or other maintenance roles, typically rewarded to only the best behaved inmates, and often something that they want to do to pass the time and earn a little money (or enjoy " trusty" status). In prisons in many states, however, work is an expectation, and the prison may be attached to a factory, farm, or call center.
* 2021's [[Affair with Mother]] was far from the first time Chris has ever been arrested or spent time in custody.
* Chris has never attempted to escape from prison.
* Chris's case was dismissed, but not for confirmed innocence; Chris was given [[Autism disorder deferred disposition]].
* Chris was not charged with rape.

==[[Jeff Ouzuo]]==
*Jeff/Francine did not create the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' fangame. It was the CWCki Forums user Maple. Because of Chris declaring this, several people came to believe that Jeff/Francine was Maple.



==[[Lainchu]]==
*The Lainchu character wasn't a troll persona. The character itself was created by Chris as a coping mechanism for the purpose of explaining certain events in his life. Chris entrusted the Watchmen to control Lainchu so that he could be "chronicled" properly. The Watchmen later used the persona with the intention of documenting select chats with his permission, and later for observers to ask him questions by proxy when he got banned from the CWCki Discord server.
*It was once written on [[The WCT]]'s page that he was the primary Lainchu, though this was incorrect. He had attempted to steal the role from [[Anaxis]] but Chris rejected the attempt.

==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*While [[The Miscreants]] (group of trolls including the one behind Clyde Cash) would claim Liquid Chris, the brothers and girlfriend behind Liquid Chris and Kacey alike appear to have started their trolling independently, after Christopher Duckworth began comically impersonating Chris Chan.
*Liquid Chris started impersonating Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==
*It is often stated that Chris ruined his friendship with her by posting [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. In reality, their friendship had already been long deteriorating at that point; [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007|email correspondences]] from that period show that Megan was already getting sick of Chris's creepy behavior and [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] have stated that Megan was already avoiding Chris before the photo was posted online. SheCameForCWC.jpg was just the point where things came to such a head that Megan was forced to cut off all contact with Chris.
*It later surfaced that Chris did not shred the physical copy of SheCameForCWC.jpg before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]], but neatly cut it into squares.
*It is often stated that Megan was the only legitimate female friend that Chris had that wasn't a troll. While Megan is the most well-known one, this is ignoring people in Chris's life like [[Anna McLerran]], [[The Wallflower]], [[Fiona Cooper]], the [[Pokémon League friends]], [[Tings Tingz]], [[MKRNightVee]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], [[Midnight Moonflower]], and [[Flutter]].

==[[Monthly Tugboat]]==
*It was previously written on the page that Chris would earn more money overall if he got an actual job and didn't rely solely on the tugboat. This however was built off of a number of assumptions and speculative information.
*Bob did not actually believe that Chris would make more money off of the Tugboat, and actually was hoping that Chris would find actual employment, expressing being impressed at Chris's computer literacy and him obtaining two CADD degrees.<ref>[[Bob Call 6]]</ref>

==[[Niggos]]==
*Chris had never said the word "nigger" outside of troll interference. He also never said the phrase "no darkies". This came from a piece of fan art parodying his attraction sign.

==[[OfficialCWCmart]]==
*It is often said that Chris only makes 7% off of the sales from OfficialCWCMart. However, this estimate conflates his royalty from the Praetor-made medallions with the stuff that he makes himself. It is currently unknown how much of the content sold on the Etsy was from Chris collaborating with Praetor.

==[[Pedofork]]==
*Although not impossible, all evidence of Chris being a pedophile so far comes from untrustworthy sources or instances where trolls pressured him into saying such things, so it is unwise to assume so.

==[[Praetor]]==
*[[Larry Vaughn]]'s claims about Praetor were once written on their article. However, he based these claims off of things that were said verbatim by [[Bella]], a known habitual liar who has on several occasions lied about her own associates. A few such claims include:
**Praetor were a group of trolls akin to the [[Idea Guys]] or the [[Teen Troon Squad]]
**They produced a lot of their merchandise in a "nasty basement".
**Larry's plan to send Chris to Florida was approved by Caden.
**Chris roleplayed as Sonichu at all times.
**Chris was still going after his high school gal-pals to the point of people needing to change their profiles.
**Chris was tazing himself out of fear that the Dimensional Merge wasn't going to happen.
*It is often stated that [[Bella]] was a member of Praetor due to the fact that she was commissioned by them to create an animation, and the fact that Larry Vaughn cited her as such. Despite this, Bella was never involved in any of their other projects.

==[[Rocky Shoemaker]]==
*It was once written on Rocky's article that she had used BlueSky, and that Chris had blocked her account. In actuality this was an imposter account that was created with the intent on trolling Chris.

==[[Sylvana Rosechu]]==
*It is often mistakenly believed that Sylvana always had a penis. In reality, she started out as a female Rosechu, but Chris introduced the lore of being made intersex in [[Sonichu 8]], where she had the ability to give herself a penis or a vagina at will, as a component of her ability to shapeshift. This was a condition from Count Graduon that she lose her ability to give birth. Similar to Rosechu, however, Silvana was often portrayed with a penis by trolls to exploit Chris's distaste for [[Hermaphrodite|hermaphrodites]].
*It is sometimes stated that Sylvana Rosechu was created to represent all of the instances that Chris was catfished by trolls, with a scene in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris is "trolled" by being seduced by her disguised as [[Meg Griffin]], often being brought up as evidence for this. However, Chris has also stated that his intention for that scene was that Sylvana was "all female" when she seduced him. Some of Chris's interactions with trolls also seem to indicate that Sylvana's ability was a result of troll influence. Chris has stated that he prefers to have fans draw her with a vagina instead of a penis, and the infamous drawing of her masturbating was a commission from [[Sarah May]], who bribed Chris to make the drawing and similar drawings to get his website back.

==[[Taser]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[The Wallflower]]==
*The Wallflower policy appears sometimes to get conflated with the Suitress policy, where it is often stated that Fiona asked for people to censor her. In actuality, Fiona never made such requests to anyone.
*The Wallflower policy wasn't set up out of "respect" for the Wallflower, as the CWCki has no obligation to protect people arbitrarily; it was done as a personal request from her to CWCki admins after editors shared information about her that wasn't relevant to Chris; in addition to Chris persistently stating he was in a relationship with her; due to her unintentionally being associated with him. Additionally, the policy is primarily enforced solely on the CWCki and its Discord server.
*Contrary to popular belief, the Wallflower policy did allow users to utilize the Wallflower's identity to some degree, particularly if omitting such information might affect the clarity of information surrounding Chris. Many transcripts that didn't reference Chris being in a "relationship" with her were transcribed faithfully, utilizing her first name, and several pages on this wiki also still use art and images that utilize her face. The page [[CWCki:The Wallflower|meant to explain the Wallflower policy]] also admits that attempting to censor the Wallflower in full is not only impossible, but even detrimental to documenting Chris.
*Chris never referred to the Wallflower as "Lovely Weather". This misconception was a result of people assuming the [[Lovely Weather|character of the same name]] from the comics was based on the Wallflower. However, Chris has denied any connection between them.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of Fiona's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft Fiona and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.
*The WCT is often misquoted as proclaiming himself as being "the final protagonist of Christory", which was often used as evidence for knowing that Chris was going to commit suicide. In actuality, in his boasting, he proclaimed himself as "'''one of the final''' protagonists", proclaiming that his work will be held in high regard in Geno's documentary, and be compared to figures such as [[Null]]. Additionally, he said this in reference to the Watchmen's belief that Barb's death would be the end of Christory, a belief that WCT had held strongly.
**Likewise, it was also believed that when he titled his pre-jail interview with Chris as the "Final Pre-Jail interview", he also meant this as knowing Chris was going to commit suicide, ignoring the fact that this was indeed the last interview he had with Chris before he went to jail.

==[[Transgender]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. This appears to be a confusion for an answer that Chris had posted to a question on [[OkCupid]], where he states that if he were to raise a "[[hermaphrodite]]", a term which he has used to refer to trans women, he'd raise them as a male so that they can pick up women (including lesbians).<ref group = note>The exact thing that Chris said, when answering whether or not intersex children should get surgery , was: "If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine)."</ref>
*Many suggest that "Christine" is a fake name. It is in fact his legal first name as of 2016. The CWCki, however, still uses "Chris" and (to a lesser extent) "Christian" for consistency.
*While Chris has shown early signs of dysphoria, going far back to his times at [[Manchester High]], these shouldn't be taken as a singular cause for it.

==[[Trolls]]==
*Some of Chris's trolls, particularly most of the Miscreants, are often represented as figures that tried to "help" Chris. It should be noted that any mention they make of this is mostly tongue-in-cheek, as their primary goal was that of any other Internet troll, to get a rise out of Chris.

==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The name "Watchmen" was created directly after some its members were discovered, and connected to previous groups such as [[Son of the Miscreants]] and [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]], as a sort of allusion to [[the Miscreants]]. The WCT, with the intent of cutting ties with the others in the "Watchmen", also dropped the name entirely when he established the Knights of CWC, which had a similar set-up, but a fundamentally different philosophy when handling Chris orbiters.

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==[[Affair with Mother]]==

*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Anaxis]]==
*It is sometimes stated that Anaxis is female as a result of being referred to by she/her pronouns. However, this was only when he role-played as the character [[Lainchu]], who is female.


==[[Autism]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
**It is also common to suggest that Chris couldn't possibly be autistic because of his sex drive, or conversely that the Love Quest is his way of overcompensating for the lack thereof. While asexuality (a lack of attraction to other people sexually, which isn't necessarily the same as a low sex drive, since asexuals can masturbate to pure sensation) is more common among autistic people, it is far from universal.
**Chris's lack of singing ability has been occasionally attributed to his autism. While a lack of control of inflections, or standard presentation thereof, is a common trait of autistic ''speech'', autistic people are actually more likely to excel in analyzing, hearing, imagining ("audiation"), and producing exact pitches, and are more likely to have perfect pitch.
**Some people claim that Chris was self-diagnosed. His [[Autism papers]] differ.
**Many also view mild autism as being synonymous with mild intellectual disability. However, autistics are often of normal or high intelligence. Chris's IQ is unknown.
**Chris has occasionally been accused of having a psychotic disorder such as schizophrenia. Such a condition has neither been confirmed or denied. While Chris has occasionally hinted at believing cartoon characters to be real, he does clearly separate that "reality" from the actual reality by acknowledging them as existing in a separate dimension. While him seeing the characters might sound like Chris hallucinating, further analysis reveals that Chris is simply imagining them.
***While Chris post-jail has exhibited what some have identified as side-effects of ''anti''psychotics (such as mild sedation, rapid weight gain after losing most of it in prison, twitches that can't be explained as stims, etc.), those drugs are often prescribed as mere tranquilizers to people for a variety of reasons, including as an elective treatment for autistic irritability, and Chris never confirmed or denied taking them anyway.

==[[Autism disorder deferred disposition]]==
*Though Chris was dismissed from the case regarding his affair with Barb accounting for his autism, it should be noted he wasn't found innocent either. The records regarding the full scope of the case are sealed.

==[[Bailey Jay]]==
*It is often rumored that Chris was actually not disgusted by Bailey at all, and in fact was hitting on her. This appears to come from the fact that Chris still called her "pretty", even after discovering she was a "[[hermaphrodite]]", and the rather vague way he responded to her apologizing for accidentally sending him more nude photos after his initial shock. Though this isn't entirely impossible, it also hasn't been fully proven that this was the case.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*Gossipers often speculate on whether Barbara has dementia, mainly based on occasional begging videos directed by Chris from the mid-2010s where she appears to have delayed speech or lapses in memory. However, such videos offer an incomplete and warped perspective of Barbara, as background context - such as how coherent Chris was in explaining what he wanted filmed - is unknown. In contrast, videos where Barbara either [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|walked in on a livestream]] or was [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet|interviewed without Chris's involvement]] show her as more cognizant. In August 2019, Chris claimed Barbara did not have dementia.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref> Other glimpses at Barbara's life from that point on show her handling her own [[debt]] better than Chris,<ref>Despite owing more than Chris, she has avoided garnishment filings unlike Chris</ref> managing her own doctor appointments,<ref>[[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris's Body Shakes]]</ref> and even reminding Chris of his own debt hearing,<ref>[[Other chats leaked by Naught (September 2020)#Debt hearing, toys, Merge]]</ref> all of which points against the dementia theory. When interacting with a prank caller in [[December 2023]] and with a fan in [[February 2025]], Barbara demonstrated awareness of Chris, suggesting the former read [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]]<ref>[[Sonichussy Call]]</ref> and commenting to the latter that it was [[Chris's birthday]] that day.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Barb]]</ref>

==[[Bob Chandler]]==
*Bob's rather complicated relationship with Chris is often times simplified into either being entirely good or entirely bad.
**It is sometimes stated that Bob had stopped caring about Chris at some point in his life, and only showed concern for his involvement with trolls for his own purposes. Such instances of this include supposedly paying Chris's high school gal-pals for their time with Chris, as well as his [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|intervention with Chris]] when trolls leaked their address online. These are based on speculation, however.
*One rumor is that Bob did Chris's college work for him, but isn't proven, and Chris's poor grades indicate otherwise.
*Bob is sometimes stated to be a Korean War veteran. This is incorrect. He served in the US Army Signal Corps during [[wikipedia:Operation Blacklist Forty|Operation Blacklist Forty]] — the American occupation of the southern half of Korea after World War II — and was discharged in 1948, never seeing combat.

==[[Caden Peck]]==
*It was believed for some time that Caden Peck had approved of Larry Vaughn's plan to send Chris to Florida, though this came from Vaughn reiterating what [[Bella]], who has been known to betray her associates (in this case Praetor) told him.
*It is often stated that Caden had staged some of the [[Sightings|Post-Jail sightings]] in order to promote sales towards Praetor, usually attributing accounts that post their photos to him posting them through the use of throwaway and sock puppet accounts on websites such as [[Reddit]] and [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, such claims come down to conjecture, and there are so far no confirmed cases of this.

==[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]==
*It is often said that the ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History'' documentary series by [[Geno Samuel]] had a lot of influence on Christory. However, the only major confirmed instance of its influence on Christory was inspiring [[KwaiiSandbag]] to troll Chris in 2021, which lead to snapping Chris out of the idea he was [[Spirit possession|body swapped]] with Sonichu.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==
*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].



==[[Emergency Protective Order]]==

*Though the document lists Barb as a "victim", and ordered Chris to be taken away from Barb, who was deemed an "alleged abused person", Chris was still only charged for incest under Virginia Law, which doesn't specify a victim.

==[[Fiona Cooper]]==
Fiona Cooper, also known as Snoo or "The Suitress", was invited by Chris to join him and Bella to the [[Brony]] convention [[Everfree Northwest]]. Bella then invited Fiona into one of her Discord servers after she and Fiona were invited into The WCT's [[Knights of CWC]] server. After Bella had a call with Chris regarding his affair with his mother, she gave a clip of it to Fiona, who then shared it to a group of people in another server, causing it to get leaked.

*Much like with Chris, Fiona being autistic led to a flurry of misconceptions, with many sources putting great emphasis on this facet of her.
**It is sometimes stated that Fiona was mentally handicapped as a result of her being autistic. In actuality, autism is a spectrum, and affects those who have it differently, excelling in some areas over others; intellectual or otherwise. The belief that Fiona is mentally impaired appears to stem from the fact that [[Spooky Bones]] made a post on Kiwi Farms discouraging others from doxing Fiona, while calling her an "extremely autistic young woman". Despite such claims, nothing about Fiona indicates she's intellectually or otherwise mentally impaired.
**It is sometimes speculated that Chris supposedly didn't pursue Fiona because of her autism, citing his attraction sign, which explicitly stated that he didn't want an autistic girlfriend. This is ignoring the fact that said attraction sign was created 20 years before he met Fiona, and that Chris's tastes have drastically evolved over time.
**Fiona being autistic, combined with being framed by Bella, also led to the assumption of Fiona being a Chris-like figure, with some even going as far to claim she's more of a "vulnerable adult" than Chris is. This had led to the belief she was meant to serve as a "fall girl" and many of the other rumors mentioned in this section, with beliefs in her being mentally impaired leading to the assumption that she didn't have accountability in her involvement in Christory.
*It is a common belief that Fiona asked to be censored on the CWCki and elsewhere, with some accounts stating she changed her mind afterwards. In actuality, Fiona never made such requests in the first place, and even actively went against people's attempts at censoring her. The obfuscation of Fiona primarily arose from stigma surrounding her getting doxed followed by Bella framing her. Additionally, the Suitress policy on the CWCki was an entirely unilateral decision made by a single CWCki jerkop, [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] in response to this stigma. He also did not ask for the input of other users on the CWCki, nor did he ask Fiona personally if she wanted to be censored. Upon returning on a throwaway account on Reddit, Fiona both announced she was the "Everfree Suitress" and posted a picture of herself promoting her throwaway. The belief that she wanted censorship appears to stem from the fact that Psycho's inspiration for the policy was the Wallflower policy, where that actually did happen.
*It is a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>
*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name, "Fifi", that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.
*It is often claimed that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with Fiona for blackmail purposes, usually following that she'd do this to frame him as a [[pedofork|pedophile]]. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]] and excerpts from leaked messages involving Bella. With regards to the Call, the first excerpt was where Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her. In the second, Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and Fiona during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already discussed with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call. With regards to the leaked messages, Bella tried to create a cover story to protect Fiona when questioned by the Knights, claiming she was a minor. This was after the calls got leaked, and after plans for the convention were arranged, so it is unlikely that Bella intended to frame Chris of being a pedophile.
*It is sometimes stated that Fiona was a victim of sexual abuse, explaining certain factors such as her crush towards Chris. Though this isn't entirely out of the realm of possibilities, this hasn't been fully confirmed. Additionally, since her account was deleted prior, some of the evidence for this came from Kiwi Farms users trying to attribute her to posts from deleted accounts on the CWCki's Discord server being referred to as "Snoo", her screenname on said server. This search for her posts also didn't account for the fact that she used a second account, which used an entirely different name, "ScootalooSister", after being banned from the server the first time.<ref group = note>[[User:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto#The Suitress and Associates|Anaxis]] claims that Fiona wasn't aware she got banned prior to making the second account, though she also stated that people on there naturally "missed her".</ref>
**In addition to this, Bella is often cited to want to "steal" Fiona from Chris, often to represent it as her wanting to sexually assault her. Such claims, however, are based on out-of-context chats involving Bella stating that she became "besties" with Fiona, and swore to protect her from Chris.<ref>[[Chess club#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> This also ignores the fact that Fiona herself engaged in flirtatious behaviors with Bella, sending her a picture of both her face and legs, and telling Bella she "had sex with men", meaning that whatever feelings Bella had towards Fiona were entirely consensual.<ref>[[Chess club#Bella Thirst]]</ref> Bella had also stated that she only wanted to go to the convention to dance with Fiona at the Grand Galloping Gala event at the convention but otherwise hadn't expressed anything beyond that.<ref>[[Chess club#Everfree Dance]]</ref>
*It is often stated that Fiona was brought to a "mental hospital" or was "institutionalized" after her encounters with Chris, with the story usually stating it was a result of GiBi leaking her phone number or as a result of Bella framing her. Chris also repeated this rumor in an interview he had with Keffals. In actuality, this is an exaggeration made regarding events surrounding Fiona being told to the Mean Girls by her friend Grant. One of the Mean Girls had stated that Grant told them that Fiona had her internet privileges revoked, and "may have" been brought into inpatient psychiatric care.<ref>{{cite farms|thread = 96787|post = 9663622|writer = Basalas}}</ref> Grant seemed to have chosen not to give the exact details surrounding this, but this essentially means that Fiona was temporarily brought to therapy for a short period, likely overnight. This is not the same thing as being put in a "mental hospital".

==[[Flutter]]==
After Chris was released from Jail, he was spotted many times with an unnamed gal-pal, usually referred to as "Flutter". Often deemed as being one of the most mysterious aspects of Christory, several rumors surrounding her and her relations to Chris had naturally arisen afterwards.

*Some believe that Flutter was a recruit from [[Praetor]], though actual proof of this has yet to surface.
*It is often supposed that Flutter is Finnish (or perhaps Finnish-American) since Chris began studying Finnish in [[Duolingo]] for no particular reason around the time he met her and subsequently went to Finland multiple times with her. However, these factors cannot be classified as hard proof. Additionally, one observer stated that she had no noticeable foreign accent and other claimed that she spoke with an affected "anime girl" voice.
*It is sometimes stated that Flutter might be mentally handicapped. While this isn't entirely out of the realm of possibilities, most of this comes down to conjecture than anything substantiated. This appears to be based on Chris's encounters with [[Fiona]], which had occurred under similar circumstances. One of the people who spotted Flutter with Chris claimed that she wasn't "noticeably" handicapped.
*It is claimed that Flutter frequented several Finnish image boards, though the identity of this poster hasn't been disclosed.
*It was once written on Flutter's page by the ween [[Xela]] that when she wore a facemask and sunglasses both to the airport and at a convention, she did this as a means to avoid attention from weens. Several other similar rumors about Flutter's face being obscured in photos would soon follow, with some even accusing those who took photos of her and Chris of being in cahoots with people like [[Caden Peck]].<ref group=note>There are a few photos of Flutter that do show her face, such as the image used in her infobox, so this is demonstrably false.</ref> Once again, while it is not entirely impossible that Flutter is trying to conceal her identity, almost all signs of this are circumstantial at best.
*Also on Flutter's page, it was written that there was a possibility that Flutter showed reciprocity for Chris when he allegedly "hugged" her at a CVS, stating that her body language "didn't indicate" reciprocity,<ref group = note>Specifically wording it like this not only assumes that it is known for a fact that Chris did advance on her, but also implies that because it hasn't been disproven, one could assume she expressed feelings back towards him.</ref> though this was based on a very blurry photo of them where not all of the details can be made out. This means it would be impossible to make out either of their body languages. While the person who took the photos had claimed that Flutter was uncomfortable with Chris's supposed advances, their claims have yet to be fully verified.
*Xela also knowingly spread a rumor that Chris and Flutter were going to have a baby some time in the summer of 2025 for the sole purpose of stirring up drama. He based this rumor on a misheard clip of a livestream. This rumor got promoted by several sources, including Null himself, so much so that it even made it onto tabloid media such as the ''Daily Mail''. In actuality, Chris had never discussed any such plans of having a child with Flutter, and was in fact speaking hypothetically of such a scenario.
*Flutter's first name is rumored to be "Auli" (an uncommon, old-fashioned Finnish woman's name) on the basis of a alleged call<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92TwU2gNZVA</ref> between a financial [[enabler]] and Chris posted to YouTube on 12 June 2025. In the call, the enabler tries to get Chris's guard down by asking him questions about [[Transformers|Autobots]] and [[Count Graduon]] before abruptly asking "Does Eileen know about this?", causing Chris to respond "Her name is Auli". Some have argued that the call was created using AI voice simulation tools or is otherwise inauthentic. Even if the call is authentic, it hasn't been confirmed that "Auli" is the correct spelling of the name.

==[[Gal pal]]==
*It is often asserted that Chris's high school "[[gal pal]]s" were paid by [[Bob]] to hang out with him during school hours and look out for him. Conversations between trolls and the former "friends" indicate that they had some kind of informal arrangement with Bob and the school principal, but there is no indication that they were ever paid for their services. When Chris was in middle school, however, Bob did pay a girl named Natasha to walk with him to and from the bus stop, with Chris handing her the money himself.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Natasha]]</ref>
*Chris himself now believes that his supposed friends were paid to hang out with him, causing him to disparage them as "hired help". This is based on a conversation he had with a troll who was posing as one of the friends in question. After he was told they had been paid, he asked [[Barbara]] if that was true and she told him it was. However, it is likely that Barb was never familiar with the details of the arrangement and may have had them confused with Natasha.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Gal Pals]]</ref>
*People sometimes cite fake quotes from the troll [[Thetan]], who impersonated Chris' High School gal-pals, as evidence for them supposedly loathing Chris or regretting their friendships with him. It is also entirely unlikely that these gal-pals would have expressed any feelings about Chris' online presence, as they have long since moved on with their lives and have families.

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi neglected to redact one of the phone numbers when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to Fiona. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber made a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He consulted several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella. Bella tried to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi argued for.

Bella also took screenshots of her DMs with Fiona and Chris and gave them to GiBi to leak. The screenshots included header information on names and phone numbers for both. When making a video on the screenshots, GiBi attempted to crop out the header information - while he succeeded at most, he neglected to crop two instances, leaving Fiona's phone number briefly visible. When told of this by Kiwi Farms users, GiBi promptly deleted the video and redid it to censor one instance, but failed to catch the other. When informed again, he again deleted the video. GiBi later posted the screenshots onto Kiwi Farms where he applied censorship to Fiona's phone number (and not Chris's).

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>
*In its earliest form, [[GiBi]] had a section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page, which initially covered people that were prominent during the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]]. In it, his leaking of Fiona's number was characterized as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.


==[[Honor Roll]]==
*Whether Chris made the Honor Roll, or exactly what such a feat entailed around the time of his graduation, is unknown.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]], [[Watchmen]], and [[Lainchu]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]], much of which was perpetuated by user [[Spooky Bones]], being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.
*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with Fiona. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.

==[[Jail Saga]]==
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* Chris went to jail, not prison, for the [[incest]] charge. While many people casually use the terms interchangeably, American English distinguishes them. A jail generally serves a county or region of a state, and it houses people awaiting their sentences, misdemeanants, and some non-violent felons. A prison is generally either operated by the state or a contractor, and it houses people with longer or more severe sentences.
** These institutions also have different cultures: inmates in jail have the opportunity to work in the kitchen, laundry room, or other maintenance roles, typically rewarded to only the best behaved inmates, and often something that they want to do to pass the time and earn a little money (or enjoy " trusty" status). In prisons in many states, however, work is an expectation, and the prison may be attached to a factory, farm, or call center.
* 2021's [[Affair with Mother]] was far from the first time Chris has ever been arrested or spent time in custody.
* Chris has never attempted to escape from prison.
* Chris's case was dismissed, but not for confirmed innocence; Chris was given [[Autism disorder deferred disposition]].
* Chris was not charged with rape.

==[[Jeff Ouzuo]]==
*Jeff/Francine did not create the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' fangame. It was the CWCki Forums user Maple. Because of Chris declaring this, several people came to believe that Jeff/Francine was Maple.



==[[Lainchu]]==
*The Lainchu character wasn't a troll persona. The character itself was created by Chris as a coping mechanism for the purpose of explaining certain events in his life. Chris entrusted the Watchmen to control Lainchu so that he could be "chronicled" properly. The Watchmen later used the persona with the intention of documenting select chats with his permission, and later for observers to ask him questions by proxy when he got banned from the CWCki Discord server.
*It was once written on [[The WCT]]'s page that he was the primary Lainchu, though this was incorrect. He had attempted to steal the role from [[Anaxis]] but Chris rejected the attempt.

==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*While [[The Miscreants]] (group of trolls including the one behind Clyde Cash) would claim Liquid Chris, the brothers and girlfriend behind Liquid Chris and Kacey alike appear to have started their trolling independently, after Christopher Duckworth began comically impersonating Chris Chan.
*Liquid Chris started impersonating Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==
*It is often stated that Chris ruined his friendship with her by posting [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. In reality, their friendship had already been long deteriorating at that point; [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007|email correspondences]] from that period show that Megan was already getting sick of Chris's creepy behavior and [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] have stated that Megan was already avoiding Chris before the photo was posted online. SheCameForCWC.jpg was just the point where things came to such a head that Megan was forced to cut off all contact with Chris.
*It later surfaced that Chris did not shred the physical copy of SheCameForCWC.jpg before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]], but neatly cut it into squares.
*It is often stated that Megan was the only legitimate female friend that Chris had that wasn't a troll. While Megan is the most well-known one, this is ignoring people in Chris's life like [[Anna McLerran]], [[The Wallflower]], [[Fiona Cooper]], the [[Pokémon League friends]], [[Tings Tingz]], [[MKRNightVee]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], [[Midnight Moonflower]], and [[Flutter]].

==[[Monthly Tugboat]]==
*It was previously written on the page that Chris would earn more money overall if he got an actual job and didn't rely solely on the tugboat. This however was built off of a number of assumptions and speculative information.
*Bob did not actually believe that Chris would make more money off of the Tugboat, and actually was hoping that Chris would find actual employment, expressing being impressed at Chris's computer literacy and him obtaining two CADD degrees.<ref>[[Bob Call 6]]</ref>

==[[Niggos]]==
*Chris had never said the word "nigger" outside of troll interference. He also never said the phrase "no darkies". This came from a piece of fan art parodying his attraction sign.

==[[OfficialCWCmart]]==
*It is often said that Chris only makes 7% off of the sales from OfficialCWCMart. However, this estimate conflates his royalty from the Praetor-made medallions with the stuff that he makes himself. It is currently unknown how much of the content sold on the Etsy was from Chris collaborating with Praetor.

==[[Pedofork]]==
*Although not impossible, all evidence of Chris being a pedophile so far comes from untrustworthy sources or instances where trolls pressured him into saying such things, so it is unwise to assume so.

==[[Praetor]]==
*[[Larry Vaughn]]'s claims about Praetor were once written on their article. However, he based these claims off of things that were said verbatim by [[Bella]], a known habitual liar who has on several occasions lied about her own associates. A few such claims include:
**Praetor were a group of trolls akin to the [[Idea Guys]] or the [[Teen Troon Squad]]
**They produced a lot of their merchandise in a "nasty basement".
**Larry's plan to send Chris to Florida was approved by Caden.
**Chris roleplayed as Sonichu at all times.
**Chris was still going after his high school gal-pals to the point of people needing to change their profiles.
**Chris was tazing himself out of fear that the Dimensional Merge wasn't going to happen.
*It is often stated that [[Bella]] was a member of Praetor due to the fact that she was commissioned by them to create an animation, and the fact that Larry Vaughn cited her as such. Despite this, Bella was never involved in any of their other projects.

==[[Rocky Shoemaker]]==
*It was once written on Rocky's article that she had used BlueSky, and that Chris had blocked her account. In actuality this was an imposter account that was created with the intent on trolling Chris.

==[[Sylvana Rosechu]]==
*It is often mistakenly believed that Sylvana always had a penis. In reality, she started out as a female Rosechu, but Chris introduced the lore of being made intersex in [[Sonichu 8]], where she had the ability to give herself a penis or a vagina at will, as a component of her ability to shapeshift. This was a condition from Count Graduon that she lose her ability to give birth. Similar to Rosechu, however, Silvana was often portrayed with a penis by trolls to exploit Chris's distaste for [[Hermaphrodite|hermaphrodites]].
*It is sometimes stated that Sylvana Rosechu was created to represent all of the instances that Chris was catfished by trolls, with a scene in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris is "trolled" by being seduced by her disguised as [[Meg Griffin]], often being brought up as evidence for this. However, Chris has also stated that his intention for that scene was that Sylvana was "all female" when she seduced him. Some of Chris's interactions with trolls also seem to indicate that Sylvana's ability was a result of troll influence. Chris has stated that he prefers to have fans draw her with a vagina instead of a penis, and the infamous drawing of her masturbating was a commission from [[Sarah May]], who bribed Chris to make the drawing and similar drawings to get his website back.

==[[Taser]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[The Wallflower]]==
*The Wallflower policy appears sometimes to get conflated with the Suitress policy, where it is often stated that Fiona asked for people to censor her. In actuality, Fiona never made such requests to anyone.
*The Wallflower policy wasn't set up out of "respect" for the Wallflower, as the CWCki has no obligation to protect people arbitrarily; it was done as a personal request from her to CWCki admins after editors shared information about her that wasn't relevant to Chris; in addition to Chris persistently stating he was in a relationship with her; due to her unintentionally being associated with him. Additionally, the policy is primarily enforced solely on the CWCki and its Discord server.
*Contrary to popular belief, the Wallflower policy did allow users to utilize the Wallflower's identity to some degree, particularly if omitting such information might affect the clarity of information surrounding Chris. Many transcripts that didn't reference Chris being in a "relationship" with her were transcribed faithfully, utilizing her first name, and several pages on this wiki also still use art and images that utilize her face. The page [[CWCki:The Wallflower|meant to explain the Wallflower policy]] also admits that attempting to censor the Wallflower in full is not only impossible, but even detrimental to documenting Chris.
*Chris never referred to the Wallflower as "Lovely Weather". This misconception was a result of people assuming the [[Lovely Weather|character of the same name]] from the comics was based on the Wallflower. However, Chris has denied any connection between them.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of Fiona's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft Fiona and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.
*The WCT is often misquoted as proclaiming himself as being "the final protagonist of Christory", which was often used as evidence for knowing that Chris was going to commit suicide. In actuality, in his boasting, he proclaimed himself as "'''one of the final''' protagonists", proclaiming that his work will be held in high regard in Geno's documentary, and be compared to figures such as [[Null]]. Additionally, he said this in reference to the Watchmen's belief that Barb's death would be the end of Christory, a belief that WCT had held strongly.
**Likewise, it was also believed that when he titled his pre-jail interview with Chris as the "Final Pre-Jail interview", he also meant this as knowing Chris was going to commit suicide, ignoring the fact that this was indeed the last interview he had with Chris before he went to jail.

==[[Transgender]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. This appears to be a confusion for an answer that Chris had posted to a question on [[OkCupid]], where he states that if he were to raise a "[[hermaphrodite]]", a term which he has used to refer to trans women, he'd raise them as a male so that they can pick up women (including lesbians).<ref group = note>The exact thing that Chris said, when answering whether or not intersex children should get surgery , was: "If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine)."</ref>
*Many suggest that "Christine" is a fake name. It is in fact his legal first name as of 2016. The CWCki, however, still uses "Chris" and (to a lesser extent) "Christian" for consistency.
*While Chris has shown early signs of dysphoria, going far back to his times at [[Manchester High]], these shouldn't be taken as a singular cause for it.

==[[Trolls]]==
*Some of Chris's trolls, particularly most of the Miscreants, are often represented as figures that tried to "help" Chris. It should be noted that any mention they make of this is mostly tongue-in-cheek, as their primary goal was that of any other Internet troll, to get a rise out of Chris.

==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The name "Watchmen" was created directly after some its members were discovered, and connected to previous groups such as [[Son of the Miscreants]] and [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]], as a sort of allusion to [[the Miscreants]]. The WCT, with the intent of cutting ties with the others in the "Watchmen", also dropped the name entirely when he established the Knights of CWC, which had a similar set-up, but a fundamentally different philosophy when handling Chris orbiters.

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Chris and drugs

2026-01-01T19:50:08Z

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{{quote|The despicable mention of rude words and... D-R-U-G-S.|[[Song of Christian]]}}

A '''drug''' is any substance, other than food, that changes an [[Chris|organism]]'s physiology or psychology when consumed.

Much like [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving things up his ass]], recreational drugs were something that Chris used to preach against, until he eventually tried alcohol and discovered he loved the somewhat pleasant effect. As of 2021, Chris has consumed caffeine, cannabis, and alcohol. He has yet to smoke a cigarette or try any hard drugs such as cocaine. Chris has also been on a litany of prescription and over-the-counter drugs to treat his various ailments.

{{Protip|Commentary on possible side effects from any medication or recreational drug (cognitive, sexual, or otherwise) is purely speculative, based on commonly reported, listed, and/or studied side effects. Some side effects may either not happen to you/Chris, or be a small price to pay for better health or behavior. Do not discontinue any medication because of something said on this site.}}

==Psychiatric medication==
According to the 2004 psychiatric survey, at some point in his life, Chris was prescribed the antidepressant medication [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]]. It's not clear when he was prescribed the drug, or for what exact reason, but it was likely sometime in his younger days. Since the advent of more sophisticated antidepressant drugs like [[Wikipedia:Prozac|Prozac]] in the late [[1980s]], the use of Imipramine to treat depression and other psychological disorders has grown less common, though this medication is also commonly prescribed for bedwetting.

The same document notes that, as of 2004, Chris had been taking the antidepressant [[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] for four years in order to deal with his stress and anger issues. One of the survey's recommendations was an increase in his daily dose of the drug, but it's not clear how long Chris continued taking it afterward. In [[Mailbag 13#Take Your Prescribed Medicine, Young Man|Mailbag #13]], he explained that he had switched to a different medication in order to avoid some of Paxil's side effects, the ones that "only hit adults." However, in his 11th call with [[Kacey]] Chris said that the drug he switched to from Paxil is Paroxetine.<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> Since Paxil is just one of Paroxetine's several trade names and not a different drug, Chris was still taking the same medication, and any improvement was the result of either a lower dose or placebo.

Chris didn't specify what side effects Paxil caused him, but his language suggests some sort of a sexual dysfunction. Paxil may have been making it difficult for Chris to [[mass debating|achieve orgasm]]; SSRIs in general have the effect of weakening the libido, though this is not universal. Still, it might explain why it took him around 20 minutes in order to climax when he cybered with [[Julie]].<ref>For examples see the full transcript of [[Bob Walks In]] and [[CWC Cums for a Cat]].</ref>

Studies differ on whether Paxil causes long-term cognitive impairment, confusion, and memory loss, with some suggesting a positive effect, and other suggesting that its ''anticholinergic'' nature makes it worse than other SSRIs, arguably contributing to dementia by blocking a key neurotransmitter (acetylcholine). Other anticholinergic drugs include Benadryl and Cogentin. Many patients anecdotally report a loss of autobiographical memory or concentration, and impaired judgement (to the point where some patients have slowed reaction time when driving) is a very common side effect as well.

Another of Paxil's more notable side effects is the potential for [[Obesity|substantial weight gain]], which couldn't have mixed well with Chris's [[McDonald's|diet]] and [[biological clock|sedentary lifestyle]].

At some point in the late 2010s, Chris stopped Paroxetine and started Fluoxetine (Prozac), which has weaker anticholinergic effects, considered insignificant. Still, PSSD (post-SSRI sexual dysfunction) is a relatively common side effect, as is impaired judgement and cognitive impairment in some patients. (Brain fog isn't universal on these meds, though.) Chris brought up his new meds role-playing as Magi-Chan, speaking in the third person, while also saying that Barb suggested the switch.<ref>[[Official CWCki Server Chats]]</ref>

In [[November 2025]], Chris claimed to have "stopped taking fluoxetine about a year ago".<ref>[[November_2025_social_media_posts#Thought_piece]]</ref> He also blamed his SSRI meds for a lack of focus emotionally and suggested others trash their SSRI meds. He also claimed to have first been prescribed the medication at age 7 for anxiety.<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#NoToPaxil]]</ref>

Chris has also mentioned taking the prescription drug propranolol (Inderal), which is commonly prescribed for high blood pressure, anxiety, and (more controversially) at higher doses to intentionally weaken the memories of people with PTSD. However, Inderal can also improve focus and concentration in some people. It is unknown whether he is still taking it, or why he was prescribed it. <ref>[[The_Place_chats_(September_2020)]]</ref>

It is unknown whether Chris is still taking any psych meds at all after stopping Prozac, whether he's still taking the Inderal, or whether at any point he has been prescribed ''antipsychotics.'' Some Kiwi Farmers have suggested he was given antipsychotics, noting the stereotypical motion side effects, sedation, etc., and the fact that Chris mentioned that "too much serotonin" is a problem may hint at Chris taking a ''second-generation antipsychotic'' instead of Fluoxetine (SGA's notably block serotonin receptors. Risperidone blocks one variety of them permanently.) Despite the name, antipsychotics are prescribed for a variety of reasons besides psychosis, with some shrinks controversially using them for autism and mild cases of bipolar disorder.

==Prescriptions for other ailments==
{{Main|Chris and health}}

For the majority of his life, Chris has had cholesterol problems. To combat this, instead of eating healthier and getting exercise, Chris eats junk food and exercises ''very'' occasionally while taking Lipitor, a cholesterol-lowering drug. While Lipitor and similar drugs can have a positive effect in lowering the cholesterol levels of those taking it, if one doesn't change their lifestyle as well there will be little change in the cholesterol level. Chris, having taken Lipitor since at least [[August 2009]], has had some improvement with his cholesterol levels; he got a score of 140 mg/ml, which, while not low, is not high either. Since Chris is very unfit, it's likely that Lipitor seems to be doing a decent job.

It's worth noting that - as [[Kacey]] and [[Father Call|her dad]] pointed out - he started taking the drug in his twenties, when it and other statins are really meant for people above age 40, and are only recommended for younger patients when the risk of early cardiovascular disease is that high. Studies differ on whether the effect on myelination or synaptogenesis is relevant for humans at normal doses, or whether these medications impair memory, leave it alone, or possibly improve it.

In 2020, Chris brought up using a different statin, Pravastatin. He also is on Omeprazole (Prilosec), which has notable side effects including permanent damage to proton pumps in areas outside of the stomach, including the ones in neurons that generate electricity in the brain!!<ref>[[The_Place_chats_(September_2020)]]</ref>

Chris also takes a drug to combat blood pressure, likely a blood thinner concerning his fat-high diet. It is known that Chris also takes antibiotics for UTIs.

==Hormone replacement therapy==
Ever since [[May 2015]], Chris has been taking various forms of [[wikipedia:Transgender hormone therapy|Hormone replacement therapy]], or HRT, to successfully [[Transgender|transition]].

===Oestrogel===
[[File:Like budderin bread - credit to Buck Mullet.gif|thumb|Chris believes this is an appropriate form of hormone therapy.]]

Normally, transgender people plan out their gender transitions with doctors to ensure safety throughout the process, especially if they are taking hormones.

Unfortunately, Chris did the opposite. In 2015, he acquired '''Oestrogel''', a hormone replacement therapy cream meant for [[Barbara Chandler|post-menopausal women]]. It is meant to be prescription-only, but Chris got around the requirement to see a doctor by ordering it through Offshore Pharmacy.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning]]</ref> Oestrogel has health risks, such as fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure (potentially disastrous for an [[Obesity|obese]] person like Chris) and blood clots,<ref name=healthrisks>[http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-89430/estrogel-transdermal/details/list-sideeffects Common and Rare Side Effects for Estrogel transdermal]. WebMD</ref> and that is when it is applied properly via a small dosage on the arm once per day. He even managed to fail at following the directions on the package, as shown in [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To]], in which he slathers the cream onto his stomach "like buttering bread".

[[Kim Wilson]] revealed that he was taking the hormones in May 2015,<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref> and Chris mentioned the drug again as late as August 2016.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning]]</ref> Throughout 2015-2016, he repeatedly complained, via Facebook posts, of feeling dizzy and ill, but failed to connect the dots and think if it could be caused taking over-dosages of a black-market drug without a physician's approval.

While observers have noted that the medication wasn't officially intended for trans women, all HRT is in fact "off-label" for this purpose by FDA standards.

===Proper HRT===
At some point in Fall 2016, he finally went to a medical professional and was prescribed proper HRT. In his [[CopperCab|interview with CopperCab]], Chris mentions he takes the testosterone blocker spironolactone, which he nicknames "[[Spyro the Dragon]]", and estradiol to assist in transitioning.

Chris revealed in his [[March 2024]] [[March_2024_livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: YouTube Video Watching|Livestream]] that he has been taking "Estradiol" and "spironolactone" (Aldactone), for "years".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights</ref>

==Alcohol==
[[Image:Sonichurosey.png|thumb|Ever since getting married to [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] finds that Reeb helps dull the pain.]]

===Background===
[[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|Finally Loosened up and flew to Long Island June 12, 2009. '''Keep It Responsible'''; ONLY One in a day, or 7 or less in all in a week. ''(Quote from [[CWCipedia]])'']]

Like many things in his life, Chris has drastically changed his feelings about intoxicating beverages over the years. Chris once described alcohol as a "slow-acting poison" in his [[FUTURE MESSAGE]] video. He also touched on the subject during [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], where in line 309, he mentioned that he would not go to a singles bar because of it (and cigarettes). When asked about alcohol in [[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat 2]], he stated that it "causes [[Chris and health|liver dysfunction]] and likely [[Chris and anger|bar fights]] and [[6 June 2010|automobile accidents]]".

Chris delivered a particularly effusive tirade in one of his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]:

{{quote|ALSO, I BET YOU PROBABLY SMOKE AND DRINK, don't you? I SPEAK AGAINST THOSE AS WELL SINCE THEY ARE TOOLS TO SPEED YOU TO DEATH WITH CANCER, LIVER PROBLEMS, BAR FIGHTS AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS. GIVE UP THE HABITS! THEY ARE BEYOND GROSS AND DISGUSTING!|Chris, to Reggie, early in 2009.}}

===Discovery and use===
Despite his initial feelings about alcohol, a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] [[Chris's Big Night Out|video]] of Chris drinking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]] was uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 12 [[June 2009]], showing us signs that perhaps Chris is willing to throw all his principles out the window when the chance to impress a female arises. That type of cocktail isn't recommended for novice drinkers, due to having a rather strong amount of alcoholic ingredients like vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila, and gin. If he didn't choose to drink it based off it being referenced in ''[[The Simpsons]]'', it's possible Chris did so because [[Autism|he assumed, due to its name, that it was literally just iced tea]] with some alcohol mixed in.

Alcohol was mentioned briefly in a video shortly after, titled [[I'm Sorry, Dude]]. In this video, Chris makes an offer to treat Logan to drinks as opposed to his past offers of "coffee or soda" to those whom he wanted to get to know. Alcohol was briefly revisited again on camera in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], where Chris was seen drinking. Chris's first recorded video where he appeared visibly intoxicated was [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]. Alcohol began a slow and steady progression into Chris's life; this was made obvious in an email to [[Regina]], where he said ''"I've also tasted Mike's Hard Lemonade, Budwiser [sic], Miller, Micolobe ''[Michelob]'', Samual Adams and a couple of others. And I look forward to sampling more varities of liqour."''

Budweiser is apparently his brand of choice, based on eyewitness reports from [[Fridays After Five]] and his account of a trip to a bar prior to visiting [[the GAMe PLACe]] on [[6 June 2010]]. Meanwhile, a [[100 2281|video]] from mid-[[October 2010]] showed Chris slugging Kahlúa straight from the bottle, although he didn't seem to enjoy it too much.

When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 6#Sonichu and drinking|Mailbag 6]] challenged him regarding his shift in attitude, Chris replied, "I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself."

In [[Mailbag 16#Alcoholism|Mailbag 16]], from [[December 2009]], he described his drinking habits in more detail, "I am more of a Social Drinker; I generally do NOT spend a weekly amount on drinks; I only drink at like a party or with a friend on rare occasions [sic]." This remark was met with some skepticism from [[trolls]], since Chris has no friends, much less any who would invite him to parties.

Even after discarding his original hard-line attitude, though, Chris still found opportunities to get a little preachy regarding the demon liquor. In [[Mailbag 33#Chris and the census|Mailbag 33]], from early [[January 2010]], he remarked, "And Alcohol; in Responsible, Moderate amounts, it can be good for you, yet I do not support Too Much of it, as if left unchecked, unresponsible or unassisted, too much can lead to fights that can lead to a trip to the hospital and automobile accidents." He also, in [[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag 5]], advanced the bizarre theory that drinking while pregnant "CAN PROVOKE [[homos]]exuality in the child."

In [[6 June 2010]], Chris revealed that he had been drinking at a bar before driving to the [[The GAMe PLACe]] and getting into a confrontation with a [[manajerks|manajerk]].

Alcohol may be contributing to Chris's declining health. Since his decision to leave the Internet and instead seek real life interaction, Chris has revealed to us that he spent most of his day sitting in bars and playing on his Nintendo DSi. While he once claimed to be a "Social Drinker", it is becoming quite obvious that he is anything but. Chris's childlike perception of the world is most likely deafening his awareness to the substance's advancement of relevancy in his life. At this point, he may be turning to alcohol for [[Chris and escapism|escapism]]. Also, alcoholism has been proven to be a telltale sign of {{w|Peter Pan syndrome}}, which clearly applies to Chris. In addition, Chris, being the [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]] that he is, is alleged to add raw sugar to his beer on a regular basis. Not only is this unnecessary but may lead to [[Obesity|further]] [[Chris and death|problems]] in the near future.

It is obvious that with Chris's current loneliness and depression, his alcohol use may yield repercussions in his life - and it did. In [[July 2016]], Chris, while thought to have been drunk and depressed over lack of progress on his gender transition, [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced open his taint with a knife]] to simulate the opening of a vagina.

Alcohol made another appearance in the [[Cherokean Chant]] performance, in which Chris states he had five swigs of vodka.

The [[Teen Troon Squad]], aged 18/19, tried to get Chris to buy them Reeb in 2018.

In 2021, [[enabler]] [[KwaiiSandbag]] revealed that Chris had told him in messages that he would drink heavily once every few weeks.<ref>[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Chris's Drinking and Smoking Habits]]</ref> Even with known accounts of Chris's past alcohol use, this news was surprising and concerning.

The [[Jail Letter Gifts|Holy Labels]] which Chris has been sending to fans from [[jail]] are expressly intended to be used for drinking non-alcoholic beverages. This is a strange inversion of the Christian rite of [[wikipedia:Eucharist|Holy Communion]], which most Christian denominations celebrate using wine (although some Protestant denominations use non-alcoholic grape juice).

===Chandler family and alcohol===

It is interesting to note that [[Cole Smithey]] mentions that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] [[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|met at a bar and acted like a couple of drunken losers]]. The Chandlers' pre-[[fire]] family room had memorabilia from various brewing companies including [[wikipedia:P. Ballantine and Sons Brewing Company|Ballantine]] and [[wikipedia:Bass Brewery|Bass]], indicating that Chris's parents never shared his initial antipathy to alcohol even in their old age.<ref>[[:File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg]]</ref>

Chris's family line has a history with alcohol. Chris's maternal great-grandfather, Robert Pettis Wynn, "drank heavily and had a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] during the time he was married. Family stories say [[Father Call|he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children]] ...there are others who say he was a moonshiner."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20091212074813/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html</ref>

===In the comic===
[[Image:RealReeb.jpg|thumb|The official drink of [[Kick the Autistic]].]]
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|left|A worker at [[4-cent_garbage.com]] downing a relaxing can of Reeb.]]

In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', Chris refers to beer in all instances as "Reeb" which is just "Beer" spelled backwards. He probably thought this little emordnilap very clever.

At first glance this seems odd, until you realize Chris was under the impression that Sonichu was targeted towards children (despite the graphic sex scene in issue 8, and frequent depictions of violent death), and so, he feels he must censor any mention of alcohol in the comic. This is a common theme in English-translated [[anime]] shows such as ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'', particularly those aimed at a younger audience.

Possessing or drinking alcohol was also one of the worst crimes to commit in [[CWCville]], and could have led to a $1,500 fine or ten years in prison<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> (the fact that Chris thinks that ten years in prison and a $1,500 fine are interchangeable is indicative of his broader attitude towards [[Chris and money|money]]). It is also interesting to note that this punishment is much more lenient than the CWCville penalty for [[homos|homosexuality]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|Mailbag 31]]</ref> And you thought Chris was intolerant.

Chris later said in his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video that the prohibition had since been repealed.

"Reeb" is the drink of choice for the drunkards working at [[4-cent_garbage.com]]. It should also be noted that there really is a drink called Reeb; it's a Chinese beer produced in Shanghai, though it's doubtful that Chris knew about it.
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==Tobacco==
[[File:100 0695.JPG|thumb|"NO SMOKING" and "[[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]]", two of Chris's [[Cherokee|war cries]].]]
[[File:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|thumb|Authentic CWC ashtray, perfect for launching at the Moon.]]
{{Quote|And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will—you'll be more likely to get [[Obesity|heart attacks]], [[14 Branchland Court|viruses]], and your life will be cut drastically short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "[[Star Wars|death sticks]]" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to [[the Moon]].|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}

'''Tobacco''', called '''tobacky''' by Chris, is a recreational drug derived from ''Nicotiana'' plants. If Chris could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to [[the Moon]].

One of the prerequisites for a [[sweetheart]] that Chris has never veered from is that she be "smoke-free".<ref>[[OkCupid]]</ref><ref>[[Dating profiles]]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref><ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>

Given his flip-flopping regarding his hatred of [[alcohol]], it is uncertain whether Chris has ever smoked, although he did pretend to smoke a "peace pipe" for [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Wigwam]]</ref>

===Chris on tobacky===
[[Image:CastleWily.png‎|thumb|The Tobacky Factory from Chris's nightmares.]]

In his famous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]] of 24 February [[2007]], Chris expressed his wish for all tobacky to be shot to the Moon.

In an [[ED]] edit from 10 November [[2007]] regarding a comment about [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris said he was uncomfortable saying the word "tobacco".<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

Chris's tobacky rocket plan was elaborated on in [[January 2009]]:
{{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then [[Honor roll|the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well]].|Chris<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>}}

Chris has also related a [[dreams|dream]] he once had regarding the risks posed by tobacco consumption:
{{Quote|I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, [[Nazis|going through BURNING OVENS]], coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.|Chris's cigarette nightmare<ref>[[Mailbag 39]]</ref>}}

Chris has stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] and warrants "ten years [imprisonment] or fifteen hundred dollar fine".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]</ref> In short, importing cigarettes is worse than [[rape]], [[Sonichu (character)|theft]], [[Death threats|murder]], or even being a [[homos|homo]] in [[CWCville]].

Ironically, one of Chris's own ancestors was a tobacco farmer, according to his death certificate.<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/238604751/robert-pettis-wynn</ref>

==Cannabis==
[[File:PsychadelicChris.jpg|thumb|This is your mind on Cannabis.]]
Chris seemed to have an even stronger hatred for [[Wikipedia:Cannabis (drug)|cannabis]] (marijuana, pot, weed, etc.), despite it being hailed as a possible [[autism]] treatment.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100504115332/http://www.autismsupportnetwork.com/news/autism-treatment-marijuana-madness-8763721</ref> This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a US$1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are taken to a maximum security prison, the same place CWCville detains [[Mary Lee Walsh|terrorist leaders]], as was the fate of [[Kathleen]] in the [[Book10Replacement]].

Interestingly, the Jamaican war veteran [[Inos]] from the original [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] somehow managed to escape this sentence, instead being forced into a soup hotel by [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Dialogue indicates it was because Sonichu believed he was actually smoking tobacco, despite him being high as a kite, unintentionally revealing that Chris may believe tobacco and cannabis to be interchangeable. The fact that "wacky '''tobacky'''" was used as a name for cannabis back in the [[Bob Chandler|1940s and 50s]] further adds weight to this theory.

In true [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris hypocritical fashion]], it was revealed by [[Kim]] on [[Facebook]] that in [[July_2016_Facebook_posts#.22I.27m_not_on_drugs.21.22|July 2016]] Chris had tried smoking cannabis at [[OmegaCon]], and he was offered it at [[Impulse Gay Social Club|Impulse]] as well.

Chris confirmed that he did try weed a couple of times in a [[Twitter]] comment.

{{quote|Thanks; not totally my thing, that kind of high. The couple of times aside.|Chris.<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}

Under the influence of the [[Idea Guy]], Chris changed Sonichu's official birthday to 20 April, or "4/20", often celebrated as a stoner holiday. However, given the Idea Guy's [[Idea Guy#Nazi CWCville|apparent]] [[Smashing|obsession with]] [[Nazis]] and other offensive topics, this could also be a reference to the birthday of Adolf Hitler, or the date of the 1999 {{w|Columbine High School massacre}}.

In [[2018]], Chris smoked pot with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], hanging out at their house to partake.

[[Virginia]] legalized weed at a state level in [[July 2021]], making it the first Southern state to do so. However, Chris spent the month hooked on a [[Affair with Mother|different vice]] which is still very much [[Jail Saga|illegal]].

==Caffeine==
Being an avid Coca-Cola drinker (as proven by the many [[My Coke Rewards]] points he earned), Chris is no stranger to caffeine consumption (though he curiously denied using caffeine in the [[autism papers]]). His heavy soda consumption is likely to blame for his distorted [[biological clock|sleep patterns]], something Chris himself has corroborated:

{{quote|YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking [[biological clock]] as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty.|Chris.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]], 11 November 2007</ref>}}

Notably, the [[2014 house fire]] started after Chris tried to brew coffee in the bathroom early in the morning, causing a frayed extension cord to spark and set the house on fire.

==References==
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Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown

2025-12-29T08:38:10Z

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{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|I [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[death threats|DIE and BURN]]!

As for [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]], if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you [[Dreams|Dream]] Smashing Son of a B****!|[[PSN blogs]]}}

[[File:PaRappaContestInfo.jpg|thumb|Original promo info about the contest.]]

In [[2007|June 2007]], [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment [[United States of America|America]] (SCEA) announced the '''Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown''' contest to promote the [[PSP of Fail|PSP]] port of the video game ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''. Contestants were to film themselves performing either Chop Chop Master Onion's rap, Instructor Mooselini's rap or Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken's rap a capella. The grand prize winner of the contest would receive two PSPs and an all-expenses-paid trip to Seattle for the 2007 PAX (Penny Arcade Expo) festival.

The contest was of monumental importance, as it would achieve goals for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] on multiple fronts. Beyond his innate desire to win contests by making an ass of himself on film, Chris hoped to bestow one of the PSPs to his beloved [[Megan Schroeder]] and invite her to accompany him on the trip, thereby creating an opportunity for her to [[China|give in]] to her obvious passion for him. The potential benefits could not be overstated; failure to win the contest was not an option.

==The Original Version==
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==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==
To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)

Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that his birthday was almost 8 months away, unless he meant that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.

Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown
| ytid = cEmM4JKZK8I
| stardate = 29 [[June 2007]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Megan|text}} {{Stackhouse|text}}
| shirt = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh|SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh]]
| next = [[CWC is Angry]]
}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
<poem>Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler
I live in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]]!
I have a PSP, I like to rap,
I play PaRappa, and go with him now.
The only song I know is "Master Onion"
Which I got from a demo I borrowed from my friend Megan!

I have a PSP and she don't,
So give me the PSP; unwrap the wrapper,
So I can give one to her, and then we can play together!

So here we go, we're gonna sing it now.
Master Onion, A-La Mode!

[[CWC Fighter|Kick! Punch!]] It's all in the m-mind.
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you will find
That you all things, I'll teach ya sure to beat ya,
Nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now

Kick (Kick)
Punch (Punch)
Chop (Chop)
Block (Block)

Once more now. Kick (Kick)
Punch (Punch)
Chop (Chop)
And Block (Block)

Don't get cocky, it's doesn't get [[Rocky Shoemaker|rocky]],
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

Duck ([[Duck]])
Jump (Jump)
Turn (Turn)
And Pose (Pose)

Listen carefully. Jump (Jump)
Pose (Pose)
Duck (Duck)
and Turn (Turn)

Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better,
Kick to the limit in order to get her now

Kick Punch (Kick Punch)
Chop Block (Chop Block)
Chop Kick (Chop Kick)
Punch Block (Punch Block)

It's gonna get harder now Duck & Jump (Duck & Jump)
Turn & Pose (Turn & Pose)
Duck & Turn (Duck & Turn)
Jump & Pose (Jump Pose)

Come on now, why don't you follow my words,
Because we're almost done, I'll make things worse.
I wanna see if you wanna see what it means
To be the man with the master plan. Are you the man now?

Here we go now. Kick Punch Block (Kick Punch Block)
Chop Kick Block (Chop Kick Block)
Block Turn & Kick it (Block Turn & Kick it)
Block Duck Punch (Block Duck Punch)
Duck Duck Turn (Duck Duck Turn)
Jump Kick Chop (Jump Kick Chop)
and Punch Punch Punch (Punch Punch Punch)

That's it for today.
Good job, PaRappa!
You can go to the next stage now.
Yahoo! Alright!

PaRappa, I'm so proud of you!
Congratulations!
Alright. Thank ya, teacha!
Again: what?

Man, you’re so good!
I got a [[Muscle bra|tit]]-loose memory, money
With students like you…
Wanna try a super-beginner’s course?

You’re pick—you’re pickin’ on me too fast!
I'm outta here!

[[Guitar Hero]] on [[PlayStation 3]]
Don't press the PS button after select hang, see?
Make sure you hook up with the converter controller
Dude, rock on, yo! Nananananaaaa!

Rap, rap, rap! That's a wrap!</poem>}}

==Campaign==
[[File:Stink Lines by Archwig.jpg|thumb|Artist's interpretation]]
{{quote|This previously submitted PaRapper [''sic''] the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please click the highlighted link to the Playstation Website's Voting page. **I am Video NUMBER 7 (scroll down; the one with the Blue Guitar)** You have the power to make my AUTISTIC life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank You. :) (more)}}

Chris's video made it into the top 10, giving him just a small amount of luck as the contest was rather obscure (at the time) and a little more than 10 people entered. The winner was to be selected from a vote by PlayStation Underground members in [[July 2007]]. Chris asked for votes from many people:

* At [[The GAMe PLACe]], Chris handed out fliers telling people to vote for him. To ensure success, he read everything off the flier to each person before giving it over. Obviously, no one voted.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris's history and personality]]</ref>
* Chris badgered his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] to vote. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out from their [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] about the real identity of Cole's biological father.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-21.PNG|21 July 2007 email]]</ref> Cole ended up never voting because either Chris did not care about Cole's plight, or he simply was just that lazy.
* Chris also asked Susan Hannifan,<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#July]]</ref> a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] guidance counselor to whom Chris showed a disrespectful attitude in the past.<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006#February 2004]]</ref>
* Chris wrote ads on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]], [[CWC's Pokésite 2]], [[MySpace]], [[PSN blogs|PSN]], his [[Hot Wheels]] site, and his Bionicle site.<ref>[[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007#Chris wishes her a happy birthday, Megan still in Kentucky, Chris whores himself for votes]]</ref>

Chris also took matters into his own hands by stuffing the ballot with an endless stream of votes on different fake accounts. On the day before voting ended, he posted his own reviews of the top 10 videos in his [[PSN blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!|PSN blog]].{{clear}}

{{quote|Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky girlfriend adds great emotions to his performance. The visually appealing effects added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be bedroom. And his informative feedback on playing [[Guitar Hero]] on Playstation 3 was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the lyrics A-Capella. :) As this brave [[autistic|AUTISTIC]] warrior so creatively put it at the end, "Rap, Rap, Rap, That's a Wrap!" Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid. :)|Chris, describing his video in third person}}

==Results==

{{quote|Changing the lyrics will result in disqualification.|Official contest rules}}

[[Image:Cchanmegan.jpg|thumb|Chris thought that he could easily win the contest and the heart of his Sweetest [[Megan]]. Chris was, unsurprisingly, wrong.]]

The competition was won by [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Being the narcissist manchild he is, Chris has bore a grudge against him for a long time, as he felt Adam broke "da rules"<ref>[[PSN blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!|PSN blog, 31 July 2007]]</ref> by having music and multiple people in his entry. Chris loathed the 2nd and 3rd place winners for having music as well. In actuality, the beatboxing in Adam's video is technically {{w|a cappella}}. Furthermore, another top 10 finalist claimed that he had removed his own music to avoid breaking the rules, but [[Sony]] said it was fine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE Momo :: Chop Chop Master Onion Showdown (w/music)] video on [[YouTube]]</ref>

Perhaps Chris, who comes from a more conservative artistic background, assumed any use of audio effects or a multitrack recorder was out, even if all the sounds were generated by the voice.

As for "multiple people", Adam's sister was present in his video, but she never sang on it.

Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-Minds|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.

Relentless vote stuffing did earn Chris a reward, however. The rules state that finalists would "...get their Submissions published on PlayStation.com, and will receive a copy of the game PaRappa the Rapper for the PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system and some PaRappa branded premium items such as a PSP skin, PSP charm, and a PaRappa signature beanie (ARV $60)." Or, as Chris explains in [[PS3 History level]], "copy of the PSP version of the PSOne classic, a charm, HIS hat, and 5 PSP-1000 Skins." (It is unknown why "HIS" is all capitalized. PaRappa is neither divine in nature, nor exactly a paragon of masculinity.)
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==Aftermath==

Infuriated over his loss, Chris sent an angry email to Sony executives on 3 [[August 2007]], blasting them for refusing to award him the Seattle trip.

The email is a whiny and rambling tirade where Chris begs for first prize, because winning the video game contest represented his only opportunity at losing his [[virgin with rage]] status to [[Megan Schroeder]] and giving birth to his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. Furthermore, Chris accuses the company of discriminating against autistic individuals, solely for failing to reward them with [[Chris and his Ego|special treatment]]:<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#August]]</ref>

{{quote|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" *[[stress sigh|sigh]]*

[[Chris and reality|I had my fantasies]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|having fun with Megan]], taking her to a really extravagent [''sic''] destination (I am not rich), taking a long-wanted tour of the [[Nintendo]] of America company tour, with her, playing [[Guitar Hero]] against the guy in the PaRappa costume, jamming with Megan in the hotel room and possibly our [[Chris and sex|first time in the bed]]... *sigh*

[[CWC is Sad|Life can be soooooooooo unfair and f***ing corrupt.]]

But I digress; TAKE THE A-CAPELLA RULE TO THE MAX on those THREE out of ten videos.

Take care; Christian Weston Chandler. (:_( |}}

On 4 August, Chris raged multiple times on his [[PSN blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]] against Adam and the other winners, using his time-honored "Kick the Autistic" crutch. When people told him to relax, he told them to shut up: this resulted in a temporary ban from PSN moderators.

The same day, Chris sent another angry e-mail to Sony executives, this time enclosing a systematic dissection of why everyone else's video was in violation of contest rules. Chris evidently [[Chris and hypocrisy|overlooked]] his own questionable ethics of mercilessly vote-stuffing with sockpuppet accounts and begging everyone on his e-mail contact list to vote for him. Sony later replied with a canned response, indicating that his letter was not even read at all and that Chris would need to resort to more drastic measures.

Two days later, Chris would continue his rampage against Adam Stackhouse by creating a fake [http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html webpage] designed to show himself as the true winner of the contest. That page substituted his own name for Stackhouse's and also included the following disclaimer:

{{quote|<nowiki>*</nowiki>The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS: <br>
-He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox. <br>
-He Had his SISTER ILLEGALLY in the video without authorized consent.<br>
<br>
We of the Playstation Underground apologize for the confusion and inconvience of not having dealt with this INJUSTICE sooner. Please disregard any web pages that may state the contrary; they shall be taken down by our webmaster momentary}}

He then went around various PSN News posts and left comments with the following:<ref>http://blog.us.playstation.com/2007/08/warhawk-goes-gold/comment-page-9/</ref><ref>http://blog.us.playstation.com/2007/08/comment-monitoring/comment-page-4/</ref>

{{quote|I wanted to mention a small concern… there is a link to the True Real Winner of the Chop Chop Master Onion Contest at
<nowiki>http://groups.myspace.com/CWCandFriendsCustoms</nowiki>.
Yet, when I click the link on us.playstation.com, I get a different “Winner”.
I Do Not Know Who To Believe! Do I believe the Official-Rule-Violating adamstackhouse, or do I believe the [[List of Chris's Lies|Honest]], Autistic CWCSonichu?}}

Chris later escalated his campaign by producing a video titled [[CWC is Angry]]. In the video, Chris prints out a picture of Stackhouse and his sister and uses it as a pellet gun target for two continuous minutes. Although the video was originally intended to be a vindictive show of intimidation, the mood was spoiled by an episode of ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' blaring loudly in the background, not to mention Chris' weapon of choice was a [[Megatron pistol|toy]] [[Transformer]].

During Chris's struggle to be recognized as the rightful winner of the contest, Megan informed him that she was glad he lost because she had no interest in going on a trip alone with him, given his hands-on approach to their relationship. Whether or not she would have accompanied him, she was upset by his in-person interactions with her.

{{quote|First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be.|Megan, [[Heart level|shattering Chris' heart]]}}

The way Chris treated Adam and his sister after they won probably did not help matters either. Chris finally went on to claim that he had contracted a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gut virus]]" due to the strain on his body from slapping together his half-assed contest entry. From that point onwards, Megan's [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007|e-mail correspondence with Chris]] became much less frequent and a little cooler in tone, indicating that while [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] may have been the final nail in the coffin for their friendship, the fall-out from this contest was the first nail in that coffin.

Two versions of the video exist. The one that Chris uploaded later to his YouTube channel has an additional photograph of Megan between the first and second verses. This version is most likely the original version ''before'' Megan broke off contact with Chris, as is evidenced by [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is annoyed and creeped out|an angry email she sent him after returning from her Kentucky trip]].<ref>"Also I can't say I like how '''you used my photo in your video'''... (emphasis added)</ref>

On 31 [[October 2007|October]], Chris made a fake Parappa profile on MySpace to ease his pain from losing the contest--Parappathe''[[Rape|raping]]''<nowiki></nowiki>dog. [[Chris and English|Good job]].<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080705130230/http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc</ref>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC-Tok
| ytid = TLN-6lKDdhI
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| stardate = 9 [[January 2010]]
| type = Remix of "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chop Chop Master Onion Rap
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YfW82twiD5E}}
| maker = SiIvaGunner
| stardate = 25 [[May 2016]]
| type = High quality video game rip
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = MUSIC VIDEO - CWC PaRappa the Rapper Onion A-La Mode RE-ENACTMENT
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bw17ZHAMN98}}
| maker = CopperCab
| stardate = 19 [[October 2017]]
| type = Re-enactment of Chris's rap
}}

==References==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Adam Stackhouse]]
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]
*[[CWC is Angry]]
*''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]

==Download==
*[https://gofile.io/d/AAEjJy Original file]

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Contests]]
[[Category:Yo! CWC Raps]]
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Chris and reality

2025-12-11T05:15:08Z

AAE: /* Does Chris have schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-spectrum disorder? */

{{HealthDisclosure}}
{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}
[[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|...for real.]]

'''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. [[Autism|Autistic people]] tend to struggle distinguishing between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy and '''delusions''', especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.

Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting, and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.

Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities that he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].

Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program.

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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==

[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "[[Chris and fashion|I'm Done Adulting]]" T-shirt while begging for money and being surrounded by toys in his [[Patreon announcement]]. (You can't be finished with something that never started.)]]

===Parental enabling===
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris's warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that "special rules" exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that [[Greene County Conspiracy|anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy]], whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].

===Psychological problems===

The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.

Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid [[daydreams]] and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref>

{{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is an informal pop psychology "condition" of being immature and refusing to grow up and accept adult responsibilities (like Peter Pan in Neverland). Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]] or at least budget his SSDI, instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.

====Does Chris have schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-spectrum disorder?====
Probably not.

A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but couches it in the belief of different [[dimensions]] to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).

{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}

{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}

Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations, and they are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as "[[meditation]]" or "astral projection" (read: simple imagination), another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming. While Chris's reactions to the Idea Guys' brainwashing can seem like paranoid delusions (i.e., believing that laypeople can blow up the moon), they are better explained by his gullibility.

{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}

While Chris does on the surface exhibit some "negative symptoms" of schizophrenia, including asociality, an often-flat affect, and avolition, these are all better explained by his [[autism]], much like his [[ego]]centrism and mania-like states of anxious rage.

Chris's behavior and beliefs align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. He arguably demonstrates all nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:

*ideas of reference (believing that [[COVID-19|certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge|events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)
*[[CPU Blue Heart|strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh|influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|subcultural norms]]
*[[Imaginary friends|abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]
*[[Conspiracy theories|suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy|paranoid ideation]]
*[[Saga|strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion|appearance]]
*excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid-for [[Gal-Pal|companions]] during [[Manchester High School|High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest|fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit|pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks|delusions]])
*strange thinking and speech
*lack of close friends
*inappropriate or constricted affect

However, while these symptoms are all present in Chris, several can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], such as his social anxiety, lack of close friends, constricted affect, strange behavior, tendency to misinterpret people, mania-like states, gullibility, and egocentric philosophy. Some studies also link ideas of reference to autism. Also, Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[Messiah complex|grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years, and they generally are too reclusive to air their delusions.

In fact, many of these traits are consistent with autism, ADHD, bipolar, psychosis, schizophrenia, and other personality disorders.

Therefore, further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, and a professional trained to differentiate autistic symptoms from psychotic ones could further elaborate. Chris, of course, will likely never receive this in-depth evaluation, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare|adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him. Again, he arguably does not demonstrate much paranoia outside gullibility, and does not appear to truly hallucinate his imaginary friends.

===Lack of grounding in the real world===
[[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world after he passes away and it dies with him.]]
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out the purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].

Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always provide a roof over his head, Chris has never had an incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.

Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations.

Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.

{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing [[Tetris 99]] to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}

===Escapist fantasies===
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and [[Chris and science#Mathematics|calculate]] the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]

Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real-world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.

This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>

{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}

Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.

In September 2012, he complained:

{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}

In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:

{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}

By summer 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism to the point that he was [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], one of his [[imaginary friends]], at [[BronyCon]]. In October of that year, from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:

{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}

Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. This led to Chris being exploited by a number of trolls, with the most infamous being the [[Idea Guys]]. Chris would only continue to retreat further and further into this elaborate alternate reality he has constructed in his mind. While under arrest for [[Jail Saga|sexually assaulting his elderly mother]], Chris chose to ignore the seriousness of the situation he was in and gave a long spiel to the responding police officers about Sonichu, his status as a Supreme Goddess, and the Dimensional Merge. As Chris sat in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] awaiting legal proceedings, he has now chosen to believe that he is also the [[Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021|reincarnation of Jesus Christ.]]

===Cult of the Idea Guys===
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]

On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.<ref>Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].</ref> Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative that included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise, taking advantage of Chris's desire for validation, brainwashed his beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.

At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Why Chris Continued Believing Idea Guys Influence]]</ref>}}

The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.

==Consequences==
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm, fall for con men exploiting his beliefs, and cause damage to his home.

===Self-harm===
{{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] in an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.

===Con artists===
While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.

The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith in anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles, and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].

Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.

Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.

===Property damage===
{{quote|My hands have punched that wall more than once in the past, yes. But it was part of the sequence of events at the time in practice of physically breaking the threads of the [[iron curtain]] veil.|Chris.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Upset at MLP G5]]</ref>}}

As of [[July 2021]], a bathroom in the Chandler home has damage to the drywall from being punched in. Chris stated that he had punched the wall in order to physically break the "[[Iron Curtain]]" - his term for a dimensional barrier between reality and his fantasy dimension [[C-197]].

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File:Direct Message to Hasbro - MLPG5 Is Cancelled.-ay-NMiYIdGI.mp400002-min.png|[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|A video]] still showing the punched-in wall.
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==Fantasy and fiction==
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening were staggering... [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|And one day, it did happen!]]]]

By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].

=== CWCville ===

{{main|CWCville}}

CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is built around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].

All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref>

Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgment infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.

When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreating from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.

Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".

On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].

{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}

=== Dimensions ===
{{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}

{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}

Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift the responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.

The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, and wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.

===Imaginary friends===
{{main|Imaginary friends}}

{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, [[May 2018 social media posts#Imaginary family|vowing]] that we will see his characters in the flesh.}}

{{quote|When I look into the eyes of a Original or Fictional Character, I do not see Fiction at all; I see a full living being and individual. I see a friend, or lover in few cases.|Chris, [[April 2021 social media posts#Fictional characters|describing]] how he sees his characters as real.}}

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]

In addition to CWCville, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is another major element of escapism. A mix of maladaptive coping and daydreaming, Chris believes that [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] actually exists in both [[C-197]] and [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|1218]], and that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality, conflating his inner monologue with imagined visions and voices of his fictional friends.

There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism intensifies. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref>

In the fall of 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].

===Magical thinking===
{{main|Magical thinking}}

{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}

Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in the effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.

{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}

Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].

===Superstitions===
[[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|{{w|The Shining (film)|"Great party, isn't it?"}}]]

While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.

Chris dislikes the number 13 because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labeled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>A</small>, 12½ or 12.5;
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>B</small>, and renumber 12 as 12<small>A</small>.</ref>

Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].

Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].

==In the real world==
===Science and technology===
{{main|Chris and science}}
{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}

Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer-upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).

Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge of basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.

===Social rules===
{{main|Dating education}}
Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.

Other "rules" Chris has culled from pop culture include superficial platitudes about decency, often expecting them to be valid in situations concerning others he has wronged. To name a specific example, besides emphatically claiming to be [[True and Honest]] and [[Chris and remorse|requesting]] [[Apology Letters|others]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|"forgive and forget"]], [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|Chris once openly expressed a belief]] that learning morals about love and friendship from franchises like ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Care Bears]]'' '''can prevent war''' (woefully unaware that the real world and human beings are many times more complex than what is portrayed in a cartoon for young children).

===Conspiracy theories===
{{main|Conspiracy theories}}

{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].

===Estimation===
{{Main|Mathematics}}
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.

===Lack of theory of mind===
Chris has no idea on what the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a different opinion from him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]]. While autistic people have long been stereotyped with a lack of theory of mind, research into the double empathy problem proves they don't necessarily lack it, though Chris definitely does – his actions speak for little, if any.

===Narcissistic tendencies===
{{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.

In addition to lies, Chris expects that any [[Chris and remorse|so-called "apology"]] will immediately change the minds of any perceived "enemy" of his and everything will be sunshine and rainbows for him again. [[Chris_and_remorse#Index_of_Chris.27s_apologies|He has done this many times before]] [[Megan_emails,_2008#Megan_can.27t_trust_Chris_anymore|but]] [[Mailbag_26#Mary_Lee_Walsh_trolls_IRL|almost]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|always]] [[Apology Letters|not]] working out in his favor, especially considering his [[Chris and his ego|self-centered temperament]] and [[Chris and the law|generally nonchalant disregard for social etiquette]] are often what cause him trouble in the first place.

Later on, however, he opted for [[Unban contracts|a different approach in the form of contracts]]. In addition to (unwittingly) invalidating his own contract with a stipulation that store managers ''cannot hand him over to the police'', he proclaimed that refusal to let an individual with a history of belligerent and disruptive behavior run amok in a retail setting would prove a manager to be "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul", even accusing them of potential discrimination simply because he identifies as an LGBT person.

Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be signs of a conspiracy targeting himself.

Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lived in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughingstock in the process.

Like many of his worst flaws, this contributed to the biggest mess Chris had ever gotten himself into. In [[July 2021|July of 2021]], Chris felt a need to confide in someone that [[Affair with Mother|he was shagging his elderly mom]], after previously lying that he was with an anonymous older woman. For this, he chose [[Bella]], foolishly thinking he could trust her to keep the details secret, despite Chris confessing to the illegal act of incest, having been informed by [[Null]] she's an obvious troll ''and'' that he had suffered the consequences of [[Honest Content|oversharing personal information]] (multiple times) '''for years'''. Needless to say, [[Jail Saga|this caused a ruckus that ultimately led to Chris getting arrested]].

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Bob Chandler

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AAE: /* Career */ Japan was indeed inspired by American electronics; the NES uses a RICOH-made variant of the MOS 6502, for example.

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{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>}}

{{quote|All around the world, everyone prays to their own God, but they are all praying to the same God.|Bob's alleged last words.<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#Chris is the Avatar, Bob's last words]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Bob<br>Bobby<br>Mr. C<br>[[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]<br>[[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]]<br>[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]<br>Robertchu<ref>[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = {{gender|gender=male}}
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White<br>[[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|label8 = Height
|ft = 5
|in = 7.5
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce)<br>[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler<br>Carol Suzanne Chandler<br>[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br>[[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)
|education = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]])<br>[[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)
|occupation = Military communications<br>Engineer<br>Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children and despised by his stepson for alleged abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that both he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child despite the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard, hoping they'd create things there (though sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from his concern for Chris's foolish behavior and from his occasional attempts to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's life, noting that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed, much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.

Years later, in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.

==Biography==
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]

[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]

Bob has said that he was, "...interested in the world," around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref>

Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref name = "Meet">[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as "tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker".

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en</ref> During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives.

He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "...might not have arrived so soon,"<ref name="Barbara" /> despite the international field of electronics having so many contributors that Bob likely had zero significant influence.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a vehicle logging system.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009</ref> Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849</ref> that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his, "...natural inclination for logic," although he was, "...inundated," by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref name = "Retired Life">[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref> and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref name=godbear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway," though Barb has disputed this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, "...acting out as a couple of drunken losers."<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, "...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "...when that fuck Bob finally drops,"<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, Bob certainly knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name = "Meet" />

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris were more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography, such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob had difficulties understanding Chris's [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely out of fear-driven inertia that is typical for people of his age and generation. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in Chesterfield County, so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.

When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob arranged for [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to be friends with Chris. He gave Chris money to hand it to at least one gal pal, claiming it was for her Friendship and Attention.

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections to others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked by barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' Bob also engaged in friendly and interesting conversation with [[ThePCAssassins]] many times through [[2010]] and [[2011]], further disproving Chris's belief. The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love," "support," "gratitude," and "willingness to help." Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|"a hell of a lot nicer"]] and "has done a lot better than" the troll calling him.<ref name="Prank">[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>

After Chris got his [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work as any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].

He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a "fag", even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.

Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref name=godbear></ref> He also had friends in Australia,<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref> and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had, "...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],"<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
{{See also|Death of Bob Chandler}}
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.<ref name = "Retired Life" /> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.<ref name="Retired Life" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob, "...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, "...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am," shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg
File:2002 BrickFest7.jpg|Bob with Chris at [[BrickFest]] [[2001]].
File:2002 BrickFest10.jpg
File:0612-DaddyIs75.jpg|75th birthday.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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List of restaurants

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[[File:396-PokePizzaria.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's dream restaurant. At least he's honest about how fat that crap will make you.]]

[[Chris]] isn't much of a cook, nor were any of the [[Barbara Chandler|current]] or [[Bob Chandler|former]] residents of his previous house, [[14 Branchland Court]]. When Chris isn't eating reheated frozen dinners, he's usually chowing down at a variety of local '''restaurants'''. Keeping with the theme of [[Chris and brand loyalty|commercial consumerism]], all of Chris's favorite restaurants are chains.

Many of these restaurants do not offer many, or any, meals that provide good [[Chris and nutrition|nutrition]].

==Applebee's==

'''[[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebee's]]''' is a popular chain of sit-down restaurants. Chris has occasionally eaten here, but it's generally too dear for his budget. His most notable visit was [[CDate with Catherine|his date]] with [[Catherine]] and her [[Cousin Al|cousin Al]] on 31 [[October 2014]], where he horrified staff and patrons alike. During the [[father call]], he mentions taking Kacey there and leaving a 15% tip on a bill of (somehow) ten dollars – a whole $1.50. Chris would also have a date with an obese woman; he later revealed her name as [[Faeryn]].

==Arby's==

'''{{w|Arby's}}''' is a large quick-service sandwich chain known for having the meats. In one [[IRC (18 December 2008)|IRC chat]], Chris considered Arby's as one of the possible restaurants to which he will take his first date.

==Arnold's==
'''Arnold's''' is a chain of coffee shops in [[Finland]]. Chris and [[Flutter]] were seen eating in one in [[April 2025]].<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Arnold's, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>

==Baja Bean==

'''Baja Bean''' was a small chain serving Mexican food. A look at their website suggests they now have only one restaurant.<ref>[https://www.bajabean.com/ Baja Bean's website]</ref> Interestingly, their location in Richmond was located only blocks from where Barb raised Cole Smithey near campus of Virginia Commonwealth University. They also had a location in Charlottesville that Chris is known to have visited<ref>[[DayOut]]</ref>, but this has since closed down.

Chris tried to set up a meeting with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] at Baja Bean.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]]</ref>

==Burger King==
{{main|Burger King}}
Chris favors McDonald's, whereas [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] preferred its rival, Burger King. Thus, Chris usually only ate here when he was out with his father.

==Chick-fil-A==
[[Image:ChickFilA.jpg|thumb|right|Admittedly, the store might've been a [[Chris and writing|literary influence]].]]

'''Chick-fil-A''' is a fast-food restaurant chain originating in the American South that Chris frequents, famous for its chicken sandwiches and lemonade and for always being closed on Sundays (due to their founder's Christian "seventh day of rest" beliefs). Chick-fil-A is generally considered to be one of the healthier fast food options in the United States.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20080808162349/http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/11230/americas-bestand-worstrestaurants/</ref> However, Chris has mentioned it much less often than its [[Chris and health|artery-clogging]] big brother, [[McDonald's]]. The reason for this is unknown; possibilities include [[Chris and brand loyalty|its lack of marketing campaigns]] aimed at [[Chris|children]] or [[Chris and contests|an absence of foolish sweepstakes]] or [[My Coke Rewards|"reward programs"]]. As such, Chris has never been banned from a Chick-fil-A in an [[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|epic showdown]] battling [[jerkop|jerkops]]. Even when the company came under fire for its founder's anti-[[homosexuality]] views and its involvements in "family values" movements, both of which would likely endear it to Chris, it did not seem to curry any favor with him.

* Chris met up with [[Emily]] in front of the Chick-fil-A at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. [[Apology to Emily|Or at least tried to by calling out to the patrons (who were undoubtedly amused and perplexed)]].
* The Fashion Square Chick-fil-A was the site of one of the missed meetings between Chris and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]'s agents during the drama over destroying Chris's [[PS3]].
* Chris and [[Flutter]] ate at Chick-fil-A in River Ridge Mall in [[June 2024]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (June)]]</ref>
* The [[CWCville Shopping Center]] includes a lone Chick-fil-A on the second floor.

==Collegeville Italian Bakery==
'''Collegeville Italian Bakery Pizzeria Napoletana''' is an Italian restaurant in the [[wikipedia:Philadelphia|Philadelphia]] suburb of [[wikipedia:Collegeville, Pennsylvania|Collegeville]]. Chris visited on 23 [[June 2018]] after he was booted from the [[TooManyGames]] convention for inappropriate behavior. He plugged the restaurant on [[Twitter]] and suggested a new pizza called "The Sonichu Zap!" made with yellow peppers.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191215143742/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010629975366668288</ref>

==Country Cookin==
[[File:Son11p25.jpg|thumb|Simonla calls for Country Cookin.]]

'''Country Cookin''' was [[Christian]]'s not-quite-fast-food restaurant of choice. It was a Virginia-based chain of rustic steak house/buffet and grill restaurants, akin to [[Golden Corral]], ''Roadhouse Grill'' or ''Ponderosa/Bonanza Steakhouse'' in the US, and ''Harvester'', ''Beefeater'' or ''Brewer's Fayre'' in the [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|United Kingdom]].

Chris had mentioned it on several occasions and even had taken his troll friend [[Joshua Martinez]] there.

The company closed all of its locations in [[October 2020]] as a result of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

* In an e-mail conversation with [[Anna McLerran]] from 2007, Chris mentioned his regular trips to the restaurant with Joshua.
* In [[Mumble 2]], Chris mentioned Country Cookin as one of his favorite restaurants.
* A Country Cookin branch is located in the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
* In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], a newly-resurrected [[Simonla]] recommends going for some Country Cookin food.

==Crozet Pizza==
A pizzeria located in [[wikipedia:Crozet, Virginia|Crozet, Virginia]], a town 12 miles (19 km) west of Charlottesville. [[Anna McLerran]] had her 20th birthday party here in August [[2005]], which Chris attended and allegedly helped to plan.

==El Agave==
A Mexican restaurant chain with a location in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] where Chris and his parents have eaten.

* In [[Jackie Chat 8]], Chris mentions going to El Agave with his parents using his [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] money.
* In [[September 2013]], Chris scraped a woman's car while backing up in the El Agave parking lot.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#God Trolls Chris Yet Again]]</ref><ref>[[MHS classmate E-mails]]</ref>
* The [[$500 gift card]] shows that Chris made four separate visits to El Agave between 19 September and 30 [[September 2015]], spending a total of $39.88.<ref name=rainboom>[[Sonic Rainboom (Kiwi Farms user)]]</ref>

==Golden Corral==
'''Golden Corral''' is an all-you-can-eat buffet chain, well-known in the American South and Midwest as ''the'' place to go for a maximum ratio of calories consumed to cash expended. Just don't think too much about where it all came from. During Chris's [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date with Emily]], [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] mentions that he had a heart attack there while paying for the family's meal, but was caught by [[Barb]] before he fell to the floor.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Bob's health problems revisited (0:29:59–0:32:11)]]</ref> Despite this, it was one of Chris's favorite places to eat, probably since he could [[obesity|stuff his face]] with fatty, low-quality food at a [[Chris and money|low price]]. However, the Charlottesville branch went out of business in 2010<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/article_65967a91-e979-5f58-9c05-093af6241996.html</ref> and became a [[China|Chinese]] buffet.<ref>http://www.yelp.com/biz/hibachi-grill-supreme-buffet-charlottesville</ref>

* [[Caitlin]], a waitress Chris had a crush on for a day or so, worked at Golden Corral.
* In [[Mumble 2]], he mentioned that it's one of his favorite places to eat.
* Describing his ideal date spots in an [[IRC (18 December 2008)|IRC chat]], Chris proposed Golden Corral as a second-date destination.
* Chris's visits to the Corral with his family seem to be tightly scheduled. In a [[MySpace]] conversation from 4 September 2005, he noted that they'd be there from 3:30 to 4:45 the next day.
* Perhaps because of that precise schedule, or perhaps because he was simply overwhelmed by [[stress]], during his final [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|Skype conversation with BlueSpike]] Chris unexpectedly abandoned the conversation to take off for the Corral.
* Chris listed it as his favorite restaurant in his profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Cafe]].
* In a [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook]] post, responding to news that a fire had destroyed the Chinese restaurant where the Golden Corral once stood, he angrily demanded that his favorite restaurant be rebuilt on the site.

==IHOP==
A restaurant chain best known for its pancakes and other breakfast foods. Chris's parents would go there for dinner every week during the classic Chris era to take advantage of the senior discount.<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> Chris was usually not brought along (ostensibly because it would disqualify them from the discount), but his parents would get takeout with their meal and bring it home to him afterwards. Chris was fond of their grilled chicken sandwiches.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1]]</ref><ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref>

* Chris discusses IHOP with [[Julie]] in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1]].
* Chris discusses IHOP with [[Kacey]] in [[Kacey Call 6]]. Kacey takes issue with the fact that Chris's parents go to a pancake house for sandwiches.
* Chris mentions IHOP in [[Kacey Call 11]].
* Chris mentions IHOP in [[DayOut]].
* In [[Common Questions]] Chris mentions IHOP as one of the restaurants he goes to besides McDonald's or Burger King.
* In [[Jackie Chat 8]] Chris claims that he treated his parents to dinner at IHOP twice in one month using his [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] money. Since Chris has previously said that his parents routinely go there without him and that it is cheaper for them to pay for the food using their senior discount, this claim is dubious.
* In the [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]] Chris mentions going to IHOP on his 32nd birthday for the free ice cream dinner.

==Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant==
An Italian restaurant in [[Lynchburg, VA]]. Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted and photographed eating dinner there in December 2023 by Redditor JacksonStarship, who posted about it to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. JacksonStarship claimed that Chris ate spaghetti like a toddler and that Flutter paid for the meal and kept Chris's behavior in check.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant]]</ref>

==Matt's Pub & Comedy Club==
A pub in the Shockoe Slip district of Richmond, formerly Matt's British Pub and nicknamed "Matty's Pub", "Maddy's Pub" and "[[Speech impediment|Manny's]] Pub" by Chris. Bob worked there as a sing-along leader in the late 1970s,<ref>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> and it is here where he would later meet and fall in love with Barbara.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> The pub closed in [[2004]].<ref>https://sheckymagazine.com/2004/10/matts-village-pub-richmond-va-sold/</ref>

==McDonald's==
{{main|McDonald's}}

Chris's cheap-and-easy fast food of choice. When he wanted to cut down on his Big Mac and McNugget intake, he stopped eating there... more than twice a week or so.

==Mission BBQ==
An American barbeque restaurant chain based outside of Baltimore, with stores in 16 states, including the Richmond area.

Chris mentioned in a February 2024 stream that he went to Mission BBQ a few times during his stay at Gateway Homes in Chesterfield County.

==O'Toole's==
An Irish pub Chris briefly referenced in his [[KCWC broadcast]] from [[1998]], with two locations in Midlothian and [[Richmond]].

==Papa John's Pizza==
A pizza chain with a location in Ruckersville. It was reported in August 2019 that Chris was banned from receiving deliveries from a location in Charlottesville, with trolls having regularly contacted the location to make bogus orders under Chris's name.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_caused_a_fender-bender_and_kicked_a_cop_car;_discovers_he's_blacklisted_from_Papa_Johns]]</ref>

* The [[$500 gift card]] to Chris shows that he made a $12.46 purchase from Papa John's on 24 [[September 2015]].<ref name=rainboom></ref>

==Red Lobster==
{{incomplete|[[Sightings_(2025)#Red_Lobster]]}}

==Rylie's Diner==
'''Rylie's Diner''' (misspelled as "Riley's Diner" by Chris) is a diner in Ruckersville where Bob and Barb once ate. Barb got in an argument with the "bitchy" owner for bringing a [[q-sand]] from McDonald's into the restaurant and continuing to eat it even when told by the owner to stop. Barb was told to leave, at which point she walked out to her car with her cup of tea from the restaurant in hand and filled up her own personal cup with it. Unsurprisingly, Chris took his mother's side in the quarrel.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref>

==Sheetz==
[[File:CWC-EdBoySenpai-min.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris at Sheetz, posing with a fan, Reddit user EdBoySenpai, in August 2020.]]

{{w|Sheetz}} is a hybrid gas station/mini-mart chain based in Pennsylvania, with stores in five other states (including Virginia) in the United States. Among the chain's selling points is an array of fast food options.

*Chris ended [[Mumble 5]] by saying he needed to [[duck]] out to Sheetz to get his mother a sandwich.
*In the e-mail revealing the [[muscle bra]], Chris mentioned that he'd sought a job application at Sheetz.
*Chris bought gas at a Sheetz in Streetsboro, Ohio on his [[Ohio trip|trip to Cleveland]] in [[February 2009]].
*Attempting to defend his dietary choices in one of the [[Kacey Call 8|Kacey phone calls]], Chris claimed that he enjoyed fruit smoothies from Sheetz (which can easily crack 600 calories apiece).[[File:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|right|Note he ordered no [[pickles]]]]
*On 4 [[June 2011]], Chris told [[Jackie]] that recently he was at Sheetz with his mother, where a man approached Chris and asked him if he were a homosexual. Chris replied that he was a [[Tomgirl]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref>
*On 2 [[September 2013]], Chris wrote on [[Facebook]] that a couple of weeks earlier (presumably at August) he met [[Michael Snyder]] in [[Ruckersville]] at Sheetz and at [[McDonald's]] in the same morning. During the Sheetz encounter Snyder gave Chris the finger, while at the McDonald's encounter Snyder told Chris that he won't hurt him.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>
*On 15 [[June 2014]], Chris gave Sheetz a [[:File:CWCreviewsSheetz.png|five-star review]] on [[June 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]].
*On 29 [[July 2018]], Chris, driving his mother's Dodge Caravan back home from [[BronyCon]], found that the car had broken down while at a Sheetz gas station in Bealeton, VA. He recorded [[Waiting for the tow truck]].
*On 22 [[August 2020]], Reddit user EdBoySenpai met Chris at Sheetz and snapped a photo with him, posting it to Reddit two years later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/wusxoi/today_marks_the_time_i_ran_into_chris_chan_at/ilc8qac/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/0NAkp archive])</ref>
*On 9 [[September 2023]], Discord user DooDoo fard2874 harassed Chris, following him by car and shouting at him. Both pulled into a Sheetz parking lot during the fiasco, then Chris drove away.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Sheetz/On the road Part II]]</ref>
*On 11 [[March 2024]], Chris was spotted shopping at a Sheetz in Lynchburg, VA.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Sheetz (March)]]</ref>
*On 25 [[September 2025]], Chris was spotted shopping at a Sheetz. He politely declined taking a photo with the Reddit user who saw him, and instead gave the Redditor a fist bump.<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Sheetz]]</ref>

== Sonic ==
[[wikipedia:Sonic Drive-In|Sonic Drive-In]] is a fast food drive-in chain which coincidentally has the same name as our autistic hero's [[Sonic the Hedgehog|favorite video game franchise]]. It has no locations in Chris's area, so he is not a regular patron. During his [[Ohio trip]], however, Chris visited a Sonic location in [[wikipedia:Streetsboro, Ohio|Streetsboro, Ohio]], perhaps intrigued by the restaurant's name. He ordered a hamburger with mayonnaise and no [[pickles]] and a lemonberry slushie "made from real fruit."<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]</ref>

==Starbucks==
[[File:Starbucks.jpeg|thumb|200px]]
'''Starbucks''' is a very popular Seattle-based coffee chain which Chris has used as a place for dates and meetings with strangers as well as to satisfy his craving for sugary drinks. There is a Starbucks café near [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], and there used to be a Starbucks kiosk inside the mall as well. Chris has patronized both locations.

* The [[CWCville Shopping Center]] includes a Starbucks on the first floor.
* [[Hanna]] worked at the Starbucks kiosk at Charlottesville Fashion Square. Her "date" with Chris involved getting drinks from the kiosk.
* Chris went to the Starbucks kiosk with [[Kacey]] and [[Kim]] sometime in 2009.<ref>[[Kacey#Kacey Date Log]]</ref>
* In the [[Jackie E-mails]] Chris repeatedly tries to set up a date with [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks café throughout summer 2010.
* Chris arranged to meet [[Surfshack Tito|Tito]] and [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]]'s agent at the Starbucks kiosk on 31 August 2010 to receive his reward for destroying his PS3. He waited around there for over an hour but nobody turned up.<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>
* In two [[April 2017 Facebook posts|Facebook posts]] from [[April 2017]] Chris praises Starbucks's [[wikipedia:Unicorn Frappuccino|Unicorn Frappuccino]].
* [[Toffee Rosechu|Toffee]] and [[Punchy]]'s first date takes place at the CWCville Shopping Center Starbucks.<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Toffee and Punchy]]</ref>.

== Subway ==
[[wikipedia:Subway (restaurant)|Subway]] is the world's largest fast-food chain, selling cheap and mediocre submarine sandwiches. There are several Subway locations in the Charlottesville area, including one in Ruckersville.

* In the [[Sarah May Skype Logs]], Chris mentions a Subway located in a [[Walmart]] in Streetsboro, [[Ohio trip|Ohio]].
* Chris mentions the Forest Lakes Subway in [[DayOut|DayOut5]].
* "Foglechu", named for former Subway mascot and convicted [[pedofork]] [[Wikipedia:Jared Fogle|Jared Fogle]], was one of [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]].
* Chris says that he likes Subway in [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021]].

==Taco Bell==
A "Mexican-inspired" fast-food chain with a location in Ruckersville.

* The [[$500 gift card]] to Chris shows that he purchased $5.47 worth of food from Taco Bell on 26 [[September 2015]].<ref name=rainboom></ref>
* While coming home from the post office, Chris stops at Taco Bell for "a little edibles, a little filling, a little good stuff".<ref>[[Walking_to_the_post_office#Chris_is_back_home]]</ref>

== TGI Fridays ==
[[wikipedia:TGI Fridays|TGI Fridays]] is a casual dining chain where Chris used to hang out with his friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. Chris usually paid for both of their meals. On one occasion Chris had no money for food, so Josh paid for his own meal and ate while Chris looked on in envy.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Stalking]]</ref>

As of [[2013]] Chris would still go to TGI Fridays on occasion, even though he and Josh had long ceased to be friends. He claimed in an email to [[Kim]] that it was the only [[Alcohol|bar-like]] establishment which he still patronized at the time, although he did not make it clear whether he came there to drink or merely to eat.<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Madicon]]</ref>

The chain's [[Charlottesville]] location, probably the one which Chris frequented, has since closed.

== Tropical Smoothie Cafe ==
{{w|Tropical Smoothie Cafe}} is a restaurant franchise in the entire United States. Chris has mentioned it on at least two occasions, talking about its wraps, smoothies, and flatbread sandwiches with chips, etc. Chris said his friend [[Joshua Martinez]] introduced him to Tropical Cafe.<ref>[[Kacey_Call_8]]</ref><ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Chris_rambles_like_a_motherfucker]]</ref>

The franchise has at least two locations in Charlottesville.

== Twisted Branch Tea Bazaar ==
A restaurant specializing in tea and vegetarian meals, located in the [[Charlottesville, VA]] downtown mall.

[[LoveYouLongTime]], whose friend wanted to meet with Chris, set up a group meeting here circa [[2018]]. She told the story of the meeting on [[Kiwi Farms]] two years later, mentioning Chris's bizarre [[fashion]], him introducing [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Mewtwo as his spouses]] while indicating at empty chairs, attempting to show off his electric powers, and dumping his bag of [[magic stones]] on the table to ramble about each of them for over half an hour.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#Introducing Chris to Friend]]</ref>

==Wood Grill Buffet==
A buffet chain with a location in Charlottesville. Despite being a buffet restaurant, Chris seems to think of the place as a high-quality eatery.

* In an email to one of [[LoveYouLongTime]]'s personas from [[November 2009]], Chris mentions that his parents stopped at Wood Grill Buffet to buy dressing.<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2009#Rambling]]</ref>
* In a Facebook post from [[January 2014]], Chris asks for gift cards for restaurants such as Wood Grill Buffet, iHop, McDonald's and Burger King. He then disparages the latter two restaurants, claiming that they are "last choices" and that he prefers "good food".<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Donations]]</ref>
* In an [[October 2019]] chat in [[The Place]] Discord server, Chris mentions he and Barb went to Wood Grill Buffet for lunch on her birthday.<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2019)#Birthdays]]</ref>

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{{taxpayermoney}}

{{quote|it's a [[Asperchu|fun story]]. anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Luxury Ship that can easily sink]]. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary [sic] Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of [[Autism|creative thinking]]. :)|Chris's autistic explanation for his Tugboat<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Thetugboatposter.jpg|thumb|Tugboat, exciting and new!<br>
Come aboard, we're expecting you.]]

The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris]]'s [[CWC-isms|euphemism]] for his {{w|Social Security Disability Insurance}} (SSDI) payment, which is deposited into his bank account via direct deposit on or about the 3rd of each month.<ref>[http://ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm]</ref> SSDI is part of a U.S. taxpayer-supported program to support financially those whose physical injures or [[Slow-in-the-minds|mental ailments]] prevent them from performing even minimum-wage work. Chris is known to have belonged to this system since at least [[2007]], before he was [[Chris in the media#Something Awful|discovered]] by the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]. In the [[Father Call]], Chris claimed that his disability check was "a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out." Given Chris's tendency to waste his free money on [[List of toys|frivolous junk]] rather than put it towards anything that might improve his life, he was probably just telling Matt what he thought he wanted to hear.

Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check is not need-based, but is awarded on eligibility alone. Most US Americans have to work a decade to qualify.<ref>[https://www.ssa.gov/planners/disability/dqualify10.html Social Security Benefits Planner: How You Qualify]</ref> Chris, on the other hand, has only been employed for six months (three at [[Wendy's]], three in a [[Cutco|pyramid scheme]]). However, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] earned retirement insurance in his years at General Electric, and Social Security also lets retirees' dependent disabled children get payments, even if they have never worked themselves, so long as they were disabled before turning 22.<ref>[https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10026.pdf Benefits for Children with Disabilities], Page 7.</ref> As long as Chris earns less than $1220 a month,<ref>[https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/sga.html Substantial Gainful Activity]</ref> and stays unmarried (to [[Polyamorous marriage|someone real]], at least) and [[Chris and the law|out of jail]], he will continue to receive his monthly tugboat unimpeded.

In [[2010]], Chris received $809 each month, with $580 going to his parents for room, board, and to pay toward his credit card debt.<ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref> After [[Bob|his father]]'s death in [[September 2011]], Chris's tugboat increased. As of [[2014]], Chris was receiving approximately $1300 a month in welfare money, of which [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] used $900 [[Financhu Crisis|to pay for her second mortage]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Correction to Reverse Mortgage Claim]]</ref> Chris apparently still receives his tugboat to this day.

==Rationale==
[[Image:Monthly Tugboat.jpg|thumb|250px|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]
===Chris's economic logic===
Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting taxpayer funds, because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax, which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy.<ref>[[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]]</ref> This is irrefutably false; sales taxes go towards state and local governments, but SSDI is funded by ''federal'' '''''payroll''''' tax (FICA), which Chris has never contributed to for all but a few months of his life.

====The argument against Chris supporting the economy====

One can take into consideration that not all of Chris's benefits will stay in the U.S. economy. Chris spends quite a bit of his tugboat on imported products. For example, [[Nintendo]] and [[Sony]] are Japanese corporations, and Chris's beloved [[Lego]] is a product of Denmark. These companies do have U.S. bases, and a small amount of R&D occurs stateside (this is mostly true of Sony, which may as well be an honorary American business). But at the end of the day, most of it occurs overseas. Let's not forget that the majority of Chris's [[toys]], electronics, and other products were most likely made in some sweatshop in [[China]], though to be fair, much of the revenue from American-designed Chinese electronics is overhead for the engineers and company in general.

In short, a good chunk of the tugboat ends up overseas, so if anything, he's supporting the world economy and furthering globalization. He's far from being alone at that, seeing the complexity of supply chains and international media popularity, but a good chunk of what Chris doesn't spend on food is spent on foreign electronics and toys.

Ironically, if Chris bought a [[HEXBox]] earlier (instead of boycotting it until 2017), the majority of money spent on it and on many of its games would be put back into the U.S. economy, as Microsoft is headquartered in Redmond, Washington, which only receives a sliver of what Chris has spent on Nintendo games.

Chris arguably also did his part in funding industries that cost people in the long run, such as fast food.

==References by Chris==
[[File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's bank statement, showing a payment from SSDI on the 3rd of the month.]]
Chris does not even understand ''which program he is on''. In many emails<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref><ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref><ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> and posts<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref><ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> he mistakenly says that he receives {{w|Supplemental Security Income|SSI}}, which is a different welfare program for the poor that has far tighter restrictions and a typically lower payout. A screenshot of his bank activity from December 2009<ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]</ref> indicates that he received a Social Security payment on the 3rd (SSI pays out on the 1st).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20091208062418/https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm</ref>

* The earliest known use of the term "monthly tugboat" was in March [[2007]] in Chris's first e-mail to his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]]. When introducing himself, Chris says, "I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat". He does not actually explain what a "monthly tugboat" is supposed to be.
* An [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Adam Stackhouse wins, Chris is a horrible cheater and likes Megan "so much"|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 recounts Chris's purchase of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' with his latest tugboat check.
* During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris claimed he was waiting for his tugboat (in an e-mail to "Miyamoto" himself, no less) to fix technical problems with his website.
* In [[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]], Chris mentions that he'll have to wait for his next tugboat to buy some new content for ''Ape Escape'' on the PSP.
* In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]], Chris tells [[Julie]] that he can't make it to Ohio until his next tugboat comes in.
* Since late 2009, [[Chris]] seemed to have mostly given up the term "tugboat", possibly because of its extensive adoption by trolls in the [[Mumble]] chats, the [[Mailbag]], and elsewhere. In the [[Father Call]], he refers to it as his "monthly income", while in the [[Jackie e-mails]] he simply says he's on Social Security, although he did refer to it once as a "tugboat" in [[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]].
* The [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype logs]], quoted at the top of the page shine a light on the origin of the term.
*In one of the [[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie chat logs]], he wrote about the reason he deserves the welfare:

{{quotebox|
[7:47 pm] CWC: Originally, I was given that blessing through [[Bob|my father]], on one theory of me NOT being able to do the basics of a job, which I have told you I disagree with fully.<br>
[7:48 pm] CWC: Yesterday, I have actually asked [[God]] the question, because all I was coming up with was having deserved it from my [[Stress|trials and tribulations]] in my life.<br>
[7:48 pm] CWC: God responded...<br>
[7:48 pm] CWC: He told me that he blessed me because he saw me as one of the appreciative and [[Chris and English|less richer]] people, so he gave me that blessing through the approval.<br>
[7:49 pm] [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]: ???<br>
[7:49 pm] CWC: And I also asked him about the Job situation; why have I not been able to get a job then?<br>
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: that doesnt make sense<br>
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help<br>
[7:50 pm] CWC: he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit.<br>
[7:50 pm] CWC: I don't know.<br>
[7:50 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats not my understanding of how God works
}}

{{quote|i mean, are you sure you heard him correctly? no one I know has EVER heard God tell them "hey, just sit back and do nothing, i'll hand you a job and money so you can just play games all day"|Jackie, destroying Chris with sound logic.}}



==References==
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==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Chris and money]]

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{{Quote|This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish, Corrupted People.|Chris, 2012<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
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| image_caption = The town is so quaint, that they drew an interactive map of the place so that it looks like a low-budget [[1980s]] theme park.
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'''Charlottesville''' (or '''C'ville''' for short) is a little [[Chris's homes|Virginian]] independent city that's so quaint, yet equally historic. Founded before American Independence, it is home to Thomas Jefferson's [[A Hike|Monticello]] and [[University of Virginia|UVA]]. It hosted {{w|Unite the Right rally|a notorious political rally}} in 2017. For a small town, it's a popular tourist destination for travelers all over the country and world.

For [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], C'ville is home to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|his favorite mall]], [[The GAMe PLACe|his favorite gaming store]], and various other stores that he is now [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from. It is also the nearest major city to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], which is located 18.8 miles to the north. ''Chris was born in a Charlottesville hospital,''<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> and he regularly visited this home away from home prior to his [[jail saga|arrest]] and later relocation to central Virginia.

==Charlottesville and the outside world==
Look up Charlottesville on a map of Virginia or the eastern seaboard at large and its isolation becomes clear. The nearest major city, [[Richmond]], lies 71 miles (114 km) by road to the southeast. Washington, D.C. is a 117-mile (188 km) drive to the northeast. To the north, south, and west lie wide expanses of not very much at all, unless you count the strip of small towns along the I-81 corridor that runs up Virginia's western border.

When Chris was a teenager, his family temporarily relocated to Chesterfield County, a suburban area south of Richmond; since moving back to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], he has not journeyed far from his stomping grounds at all, save for [[Chris's_homes#Chris_and_other_states|a few short occasions]].

==C-ville==
{{quote|And when you diss CWCville you disf—you diss every "C-ville" within these United States.|Chris|[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]}}
[[File:Edziz1wWsAEIzmn.png|thumb|Gardevoir spotted on Cville's East Main Street, 2020]]
'''C-ville''' or '''C'ville''' is a common local abbreviation for Charlottesville, although it is used in print much more often than it is spoken aloud. Chris has used the word as a [[CWC-ism]] to refer to every town in the United States that begins with "C," but he specifically uses it to refer to both Charlottesville and his fictional town [[CWCville]]. In the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris walks around the Charlottesville Downtown Mall and the adjoining Pavilion, referring to everything he sees as a part of CWCville.

It is clear that he wished to use the term to link his defense of his fictional town to his supposed [[United States of America#Chris_on_patriotism|patriotism]]. Essentially, insulting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] means you are insulting [[CWCville]], which means you are insulting C-ville, which means [[Twin Falling Towers|you hate America]].

Interestingly enough, the local Charlottesville newspaper is entitled ''C-VILLE Weekly'', first published in [[2013]] as a replacement for ''[[The Hook]]''.

==Twin towns==

Charlottesville appears to be twinned with [[CWCville]].

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago, Cincinnati, Colorado Springs, Corpus Christi, [[Ohio trip|Columbus or Cleveland]], for example, were so much less important than it.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]
*[[McIntire Park]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]
*[[CWCville]]

== Sources ==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville,_Virginia On Wikipedia]
*[http://www.charlottesville.org/ Official site]

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Jail saga

2025-08-07T06:14:51Z

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#REDIRECT [[Jail Saga]]

Charlottesville, VA

2025-08-07T06:14:31Z

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{{Quote|This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish, Corrupted People.|Chris, 2012<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
{{infobox
| title = Charlottesville
| image = [[Image:CharlottesvilleMap.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Country
|data1 = [[United States]]
|label2 = State
|data2 = [[Virginia]]
|label3 = Coordinates
|data3 = 38°1′48″N 78°28′44″W
|label4 = Classification
|data4 = Independent city
|label5 = Date established
|data5 = 1762
|label6 = Population
|data6 = 46,553
|label7 = Zip/post code
|data7 = 22901-22908
|label7 = Area code
|data7 = 434
|header8 = Also known as
|data8 = C-ville
|header9 = Website
|data9 = [http://www.charlottesville.org/ charlottesville.org]
|header10 = Notable for
|data10 = [[Pmurt|Political discord]], indie music, and somewhere for people in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] to go
}}

'''Charlottesville''' (or '''C'ville''' for short)is a little [[Chris's homes|Virginian]] independent city that's so quaint, yet equally historic. Founded before American Independence, it contains Thomas Jefferson's [[A Hike|Monticello]] and [[University of Virginia|UVA]], and was also known briefly for {{w|Unite the Right rally|a notorious political rally}}. For a small town, it's a popular tourist destination for travelers all over the country and world.

For [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], C'ville is home to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|his favorite mall]], [[The GAMe PLACe|his favorite gaming store]], and various other stores that he is now [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from. It is also the nearest major city to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], which is located 18.8 miles to the north. ''Chris was born in a Charlottesville hospital,''<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> and he regularly visited this home away from home prior to his [[jail saga|arrest]] and later relocation to central Virginia.



==Charlottesville and the outside world==
Look up Charlottesville on a map of Virginia or the eastern seaboard at large and its isolation becomes clear. The nearest major city, [[Richmond]], lies 71 miles (114 km) by road to the southeast. Washington, D.C. is a 117-mile (188 km) drive to the northeast. To the north, south, and west lie wide expanses of not very much at all, unless you count the strip of small towns along the I-81 corridor that runs up Virginia's western border.

When Chris was a teenager, his family temporarily relocated to Chesterfield County, a suburban area south of Richmond; since moving back to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], he has not journeyed far from his stomping grounds at all, save for [[Chris's_homes#Chris_and_other_states|a few short occasions]].

==C-ville==
{{quote|And when you diss CWCville you disf—you diss every "C-ville" within these United States.|Chris|[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]}}
[[File:Edziz1wWsAEIzmn.png|thumb|Gardevoir spotted on Cville's East Main Street, 2020]]
'''C-ville''' is a common local abbreviation for Charlottesville, although it is used in print much more often than it is spoken aloud. Chris has used the word as a [[CWC-ism]] to refer to every town in the United States that begins with "C," but he specifically uses it to refer to both Charlottesville and his fictional town [[CWCville]]. In the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris walks around the Charlottesville Downtown Mall and the adjoining Pavilion, referring to everything he sees as a part of CWCville.

It is clear that he wished to use the term to link his defense of his fictional town to his supposed [[United States of America#Chris_on_patriotism|patriotism]]. Essentially, insulting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] means you are insulting [[CWCville]], which means you are insulting C-ville, which means [[Twin Falling Towers|you hate America]].

Interestingly enough, the local Charlottesville newspaper is entitled ''C-VILLE Weekly'', first published in [[2013]] as a replacement for ''[[The Hook]]''.

==Twin towns==

Charlottesville appears to be twinned with [[CWCville]].

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago, Cincinnati, Colorado Springs, Corpus Christi, [[Ohio trip|Columbus or Cleveland]], for example, were so much less important than it.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]
*[[McIntire Park]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]
*[[CWCville]]

== Sources ==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville,_Virginia On Wikipedia]
*[http://www.charlottesville.org/ Official site]

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Jesus Christ

2025-07-15T18:46:22Z

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{{infobox Person
| title = Jesus Christ
|image = Jesus 'Sup.jpg
|size = 200
|name = Jesus Christ
|aliases = Jesus of Nazareth, [[Christine Weston Chandler]]
|gender = Male
|knownfor = Dying by crucifixion, saving our souls, and allegedly being reborn in suburban Virginia in 1982.
}}

'''Jesus Christ''' was a [[Religion|religious]] figure, believed by Christianity to be the son of [[Emmanuelle|God]]. Chris, through the years, has shifted from claiming to have support from Jesus, to being a fellow ally deity of his,<ref>[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]</ref> to being [[Spirit possession|possessed]] by his soul.

==Early Beliefs==
Chris’s early beliefs centered on a traditional Christian faith, where he accepted Jesus Christ as the son of God and mankind’s savior. He frequently mentioned “God and Jesus” together, treating them as a singular divine force or a "Binity". He believed Jesus had a personal interest in his life, often interpreting [[dreams]] and visions as divine messages.

==Later Beliefs==
Chris later came to believe he was the [[Chris_and_death|reincarnation]] of Jesus Christ after reading the Bible during his [[Jail_Saga|incarceration]], conflating himself with divine authority. He founded a personal faith called [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]], blending elements of mainstream Christianity, New Age mysticism, and his classic self‑aggrandizing [[narcissism]]. In this belief system, he not only demanded worship but also imagined he could persuade half of the world’s population to join his personal cult.

==In the comic==
In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Ivy]] is paired up with a character named George in [[dating education]] class but shows no interest due to her and Chris having the same dream, where [[God]]Jesus show up in the sky and explain that the two of them are meant to be together, even though at this point, they had never met in real life.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:SchuComic10P09.jpg|Jesus in [[Sonichu 9]].
File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg
File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and religion]]
*[[Emmanuelle]]
*[[Messiah complex]]
{{references}}
{{Religion}}
{{Sonichu}}
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Null

2025-05-31T13:03:59Z

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{{Honest}}

{{quote|I personally contacted Greene County Sheriff Steven S. Smith who refused to do anything, saying that it's Chris's choice to shit on the floor. I contacted the FBI, first through the IC3.gov contact form, then I took the report and put it in the hands of an FBI agent who met me in person [REDACTED], just to try and shake that tree further.|Null, showing the lengths he went to help Chris <ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing Terry [A. Davis] again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null, shortly before cutting contact with Chris for almost a year <ref>[[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(Null)#Sad_About_Chris's_Roleplaying]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I have to come to terms with the fact that Chris was fucking retarded, he's always been fucking retarded, and now on top of everything - on top of learning that he can't learn, I have to realize that he's malicious! He knows that doing these things are wrong and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters.|Null, finally realizing the truth.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8 Null's Last Interaction With Chris-Chan]</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
| title = Null
| name = Joshua Conner Moon
| image = Null2021.png
| aliases = Null<br>Jersh<br>Jewsh<br>KiwiMac<ref>[[:File:Kiwimac.jpg]]</ref>
|day = 9
|month = 12
|year = 1992
| gender = [[MALE]]
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]], currently living in [[Remove Kebab|Serbia]]
| occupation = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)''<Br>Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]
| saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|ideaguy|cn}}, {{saga|guarddog|cn}}, {{saga|everfree|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}

'''Joshua Conner <s>Troon</s> Moon''', better known by his online alias '''"Null"''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). Though he took over ownership of the CWCki Forums, which monitored and documented Chris's shenanigans, over time he shifted focus away from Chris and rebranded the site to "lolcows" in general. From there, he occasionally contacted Chris when it was determined that Chris needed help, like after the [[2014 house fire]] or in the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.

During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Legit Emails]]</ref> as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris's behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.<ref name="currenttrolls">[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Decline of Trolling]]</ref> Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him in [[2020]].

Null's activities with Chris sometimes had a conflict of interest with his own role as owner of the Kiwi Farms gossip forum. In one example, Null advised Chris to be interviewed by ''[[The Create Unknown]]'',<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref> then created a forum thread on it.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Create Unknown Interview]]</ref> In another, Null used his contact with Chris to engage in [[carpetbagging]] by asking to use his likeness in the [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]s.

Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris. He helped manage Chris to fundraise a trip to [[Everfree Northwest]] and stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he had plans to try to get Chris into independent living with Null managing Chris's finances.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Vision with Trying to Help Chris]]</ref>

In the wake of the [[July 2021]] [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had [[Chris and money#Theft|taken money]] from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation and realizing the futility of his efforts, Null cut ties with Chris, while Chris felt betrayed that Null had leaked their conversation. Chris now sees Null as a Judas Iscariot-like figure once his [[Messiah complex]] reached new heights, since he now believes himself to be Jesus reincarnated.

==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, [[trolling]] Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris's [[weens|current-day trolls]].<ref name="currenttrolls" />}}
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a "dead cow" and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Dead Cow]]</ref> As of 2022, his ill-advised antagonism of certain cows (such as non-binary video game developer Near/Byuu and transgender Twitch streamer [[Keffals]]) and mismanagement of the site has lead to frequent downtime and deplatforming; this has left Kiwi Farms as a less reliable resource for Chris information and discussion.

===1776 Hosting===
In 2018, Null launched a hosting service that hosted his Kiwi Farms forum. From 2018-2022, [[Marvin]], the [[CWCki]]'s owner, had the CWCki on 1776's service. As the result of a wave of DDoS attacks against Kiwi Farms in late summer 2022 which rendered 1776 Hosting unresponsive, Marvin opted to migrate the CWCki to another host in October 2022.

==Early Involvement==
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]
===Fundraiser===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
In [[2014]], after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized [[Chris_and_money#After_the_house_fire|a fundraiser]] on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a "{{w|Dodo}} brain" on Facebook.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]</ref> In [[2017]], Chris piled on by tweeting "Null is a dull lull; [[random-access humor|LOL]].<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref>"

===CWCki Forums Private Board===
{{main|CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board}}
In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the trolling disturbed him and he didn't think there was any more comedy to get from Chris<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board]]</ref>

===Cville Pride Ween===
{{main|Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Countering Cville Ween}}

On 19 [[September 2015]], Chris attended [[Cville Pride]], a pride event in Charlottesville. A [[ween]] used Null's e-mail to send a message to the convention staff, where they pretended to be a concerned parent of a girl who went to the pride parade, only to be touched inappropriately by Chris. Null, upon finding a worried response from Cville Pride, posted the e-mail on [[Kiwi Farms]] and messaged the staff to clarify that this was a fabricated story.

==The Guard Dogs==
{{main|Guard Dogs}}

Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings, by setting up a custom e-mail address - christine@cwcville.us - for Chris to use.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Email and Blog Plans]]</ref> The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''[[Family_Guy#American_Dad.21|American Dad!]]'', had vouched for Null as well:

{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null<ref name=stan>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Stan Smith]]</ref>}}

[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]

Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of [[Chris_and_reality|Chris's delusions]] as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:

{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the [[dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying "I can only speak on experience".|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's Beliefs]]</ref>}}

Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's [[Twitter]] account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null "handsome and cute". In spite of the best efforts of the Guard Dogs, however, Chris continued to hold many of the Idea Guy-based delusions to his heart as he eagerly anticipated the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his role in it.

After the Idea Guys, Null continued to protect Chris from [[weens]], shown in his thread [[OPERATION: Kingsnake]], where he monitored an email account he'd created for Chris and publicly doxed anyone who tried to troll him. His protection of Chris is best shown in a message sent to [[Jack Z]]:
{{quote|if you fuck with my tard, there are no rules. i have no idea what you're doing but if you're going to a con there will be pictures of you and they will be on [[Kiwi Farms|this site]]. i will make sure your grandchildren, god forbid you have them, know you as 'that fucking faggot loser grandpa who fucked with a mentally ill tranny for fun at a male pony convention'. your feats will be etched into a particularly well illuminated corner of this website until the day i fucking die|Null<ref>[[:File:NullsThreatToJackZ.png]]</ref>:}}

==Disillusionment with Chris==

Despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from the unpleasant reality that the Guard Dogs brought up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris.

On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Magi-Chan_.2814_August_2019_-_14_September_2019.29|role-playing as Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.

{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Sad About Chris's Roleplaying]]</ref>}}

Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:

{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Not Dealing with Sockness]]</ref>}}

===Chris turns against Null===
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, [[June 2020]], during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu_.2815_April_2020_-_25_February_2021.29|role-playing as Sonichu]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19</ref>}}

In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being "the devil in human flesh".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]</ref>

Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:

{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️<ref name=demonic>[[November 2019 social media posts#Bashing Null]]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249</ref>}}

{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and [[Jakoba]]. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369</ref>}}

Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge while noting that the Idea Guys would live:

{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of [[1218]], as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC axnd self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193056298750955525</ref>}}

==Reconnected==
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&A 2]], August 2020.}}
After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again.

During his phase of being [[Spirit possession|possessed by Sonichu]], Chris would [[Null DMs#Chris wants to role-play|send a series of messages]] to Null, spouting bizarre lore about [[Jacob Sockness]]. Null responded by first complimenting Chris on the joy he's brought to many people and said that he was open to help him if he needed something. But continued on to say that he refused to role-play or talk with him about things that aren't real. Chris responded somewhat angrily, saying that he really was possessed by [[Sonichu]] and continued rambling about more lore until Null finally told him he wasn't interested on giving more attention to [[Jacob Sockness]].

Null joined [[The Place]] Discord server where he sometimes chatted with Chris or spoke with server members about him.

In [[September 2020]], Null tried to assist Chris with catching up on unfulfilled customer orders (which Chris took advantage of in a talk with a customer, telling the customer to talk to Null about a delay in shipping instead).<ref>[[Justin DMs]]</ref> In [[November 2020]], Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref> In [[February 2021]], Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in the creation and sale of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Coin Run Compensation]]</ref> Chris agreed to this.<ref>https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)</ref>

Null has stated that he has a plan for assisting Chris with [[Chris%27s_homes|housing]] after his mother passes away.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Housing Plan]]</ref>

Chris was apparently under the impression Null had ties to organized crime. According to Null, at some point, Chris tried asking him to kill someone.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Wanting Null to Kill Someone]]</ref> According to [[Kyle]], in [[February 2021]], Chris wanted a hooker and asked Kyle to ask Null to get him one.<ref>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#Chris wanted a hooker]]</ref>

Beginning in February 2021, Null began making plans to sell [[Kiwi Farms silver coin|silver coins]] featuring both Chris's and the Kiwi Farms's imagery, as a merch run to support the Kiwi Farms forum. Null communicated with Chris his idea, and received his permission to sell the coins. Null also claimed he would compensate Chris for using his imagery.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]</ref>

In [[June 2021]], Null announced that Chris would attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 [[August 2021]]. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, saying he would help Chris with financial arrangements.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Everfree Northwest Announcement]]</ref> On 9 July 2021, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null helped Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.

==Null cuts ties==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

{{quote|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.|Null, after finding out Chris had [[Affair with Mother|sex with his own mother]], and a day before blocking him}}

The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by [[Emergency Protective Order]], a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When asked, Chris initially denied transferring any money, but later admitted to lying to Null about the funds after being confronted with proof.

Null then notified the [[jerkop|police]] that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on Telegram.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

===Aftermath===
{{Quote|Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or [[Bella]] would have been better kissers than Judas Isacariot.|Chris, in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|July 2022 letter]]}}
In [[September 2021|September]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for "betraying" him over revealing the theft and mentioned that he had taken the money because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had stolen had gone towards a room at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]], however, Chris was not legally charged for taking the money.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.
File:Kiwimac.jpg|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.
File:Teammates2021.jpg|Another TSSSF card.
File:JailArt15.jpg|A jail artwork from [[June 2022]] in which Chris blames Null for betrayal.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Guard Dogs]]
*[[Idea Guys]]
*[[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]], referred to by some as OnionNull.
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)]]
*[[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]
*[[Null DMs]]
*[[OPERATION: Kingsnake]]

{{References}}

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{{EverfreeSaga}}
{{IncestSaga}}
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Chris and reality

2025-03-08T03:06:12Z

AAE: /* Psychological problems */

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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}
[[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|...for real.]]

'''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives . Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy and '''delusions''', especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.

Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting, and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.

Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities that he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].

Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program.

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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==

[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "[[Chris and fashion|I'm Done Adulting]]" T-shirt while begging for money and being surrounded by toys in his [[Patreon announcement]]. (You can't be finished with something that never started.)]]

===Parental enabling===
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris's warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that "special rules" exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that [[Greene County Conspiracy|anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy]], whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].

===Psychological problems===

The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.

Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid [[daydreams]] and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref>

{{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is an informal pop psychology "condition" of being immature and refusing to grow up and accept adult responsibilities (like Peter Pan in Neverland). Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]] or at least budget his SSDI, instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.

====Does Chris have schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-spectrum disorder?====
Probably not.

A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but couches it in the belief of different [[dimensions]] to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).

{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}

{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}

Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as "[[meditation]]" or "astral projection" (read: simple imagination), another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.

{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}

Chris's behavior and beliefs however align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. Him matching at least six of the nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:

*ideas of reference (believing that [[COVID-19|certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge|events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)
*[[CPU Blue Heart|strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh|influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|subcultural norms]]
*[[Imaginary friends|abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]
*[[Conspiracy theories|suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy|paranoid ideation]]
*[[Saga|strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion|appearance]]
*excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid-for [[Gal-Pal|companions]] during [[Manchester High School|High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest|fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit|pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks|delusions]])

The last three symptoms, however, namely:
*strange thinking and speech
*lack of close friends
*inappropriate or constricted affect
whilst also present in Chris, can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], much like his [[narcissism]]. Also, Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[Messiah complex|grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years and are [[Chris's room|generally reclusive]]. So further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, which Chris of course will likely never receive, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare|adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him.

===Lack of grounding in the real world===
[[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world after he passes away and it dies with him.]]
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out the purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].

Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always provide a roof over his head, Chris has never had an incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.

Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations.

Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.

{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing [[Tetris 99]] to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}

===Escapist fantasies===
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and [[Chris and science#Mathematics|calculate]] the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]

Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real-world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.

This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>

{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}

Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.

In September 2012, he complained:

{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}

In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:

{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}

By summer 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism to the point that he was [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], one of his [[imaginary friends]], at [[BronyCon]]. In October of that year, from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:

{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}

Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. This led to Chris being exploited by a number of trolls, with the most infamous being the [[Idea Guys]]. Chris would only continue to retreat further and further into this elaborate alternate reality he has constructed in his mind. While under arrest for [[Jail Saga|sexually assaulting his elderly mother]], Chris chose to ignore the seriousness of the situation he was in and gave a long spiel to the responding police officers about Sonichu, his status as a Supreme Goddess, and the Dimensional Merge. As Chris sat in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] awaiting legal proceedings, he has now chosen to believe that he is also the [[Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021|reincarnation of Jesus Christ.]]

===Cult of the Idea Guys===
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]

On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.<ref>Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].</ref> Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative that included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise, taking advantage of Chris's desire for validation, brainwashed his beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.

At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Why Chris Continued Believing Idea Guys Influence]]</ref>}}

The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.

==Consequences==
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm, fall for con men exploiting his beliefs, and cause damage to his home.

===Self-harm===
{{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] in an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.

===Con artists===
While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.

The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith in anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles, and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].

Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.

Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.

===Property damage===
{{quote|My hands have punched that wall more than once in the past, yes. But it was part of the sequence of events at the time in practice of physically breaking the threads of the [[iron curtain]] veil.|Chris.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Upset at MLP G5]]</ref>}}

As of [[July 2021]], a bathroom in the Chandler home has damage to the drywall from being punched in. Chris stated that he had punched the wall in order to physically break the "[[Iron Curtain]]" - his term for a dimensional barrier between reality and his fantasy dimension [[C-197]].

<center><gallery>
File:Direct Message to Hasbro - MLPG5 Is Cancelled.-ay-NMiYIdGI.mp400002-min.png|[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|A video]] still showing the punched-in wall.
</gallery></center>

==Fantasy and fiction==
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening were staggering... [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|And one day, it did happen!]]]]

By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].

=== CWCville ===

{{main|CWCville}}

CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is built around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].

All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref>

Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgment infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.

When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreating from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.

Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".

On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].

{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}

=== Dimensions ===
{{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}

{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}

Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift the responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.

The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, and wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.

===Imaginary friends===
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{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, [[May 2018 social media posts#Imaginary family|vowing]] that we will see his characters in the flesh.}}

{{quote|When I look into the eyes of a Original or Fictional Character, I do not see Fiction at all; I see a full living being and individual. I see a friend, or lover in few cases.|Chris, [[April 2021 social media posts#Fictional characters|describing]] how he sees his characters as real.}}

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]

In addition to CWCville, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is another major element of escapism. A mix of maladaptive coping and daydreaming, Chris believes that [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] actually exists in both [[C-197]] and [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|1218]], and that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality, conflating his inner monologue with imagined visions and voices of his fictional friends.

There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism intensifies. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref>

In the fall of 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].

===Magical thinking===
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{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}

Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in the effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.

{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}

Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].

===Superstitions===
[[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|{{w|The Shining (film)|"Great party, isn't it?"}}]]

While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.

Chris dislikes the number 13 because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labeled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>A</small>, 12½ or 12.5;
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>B</small>, and renumber 12 as 12<small>A</small>.</ref>

Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].

Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].

==In the real world==
===Science and technology===
{{main|Chris and science}}
{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}

Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer-upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).

Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge of basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.

===Social rules===
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Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.

Other "rules" Chris has culled from pop culture include superficial platitudes about decency, often expecting them to be valid in situations concerning others he has wronged. To name a specific example, besides emphatically claiming to be [[True and Honest]] and [[Chris and remorse|requesting]] [[Apology Letters|others]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|"forgive and forget"]], [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|Chris once openly expressed a belief]] that learning morals about love and friendship from franchises like ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Care Bears]]'' '''can prevent war''' (woefully unaware that the real world and human beings are many times more complex than what is portrayed in a cartoon for young children).

===Conspiracy theories===
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{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].

===Estimation===
{{Main|Mathematics}}
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.

===Lack of theory of mind===
Chris has no idea on what the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a different opinion from him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]]. While autistic people have long been stereotyped with a lack of theory of mind, research into the double empathy problem proves they don't necessarily lack it, though Chris definitely does – his actions speak for little, if any.

===Narcissistic tendencies===
{{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.

In addition to lies, Chris expects that any [[Chris and remorse|so-called "apology"]] will immediately change the minds of any perceived "enemy" of his and everything will be sunshine and rainbows for him again. [[Chris_and_remorse#Index_of_Chris.27s_apologies|He has done this many times before]] [[Megan_emails,_2008#Megan_can.27t_trust_Chris_anymore|but]] [[Mailbag_26#Mary_Lee_Walsh_trolls_IRL|almost]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|always]] [[Apology Letters|not]] working out in his favor, especially considering his [[Chris and his ego|self-centered temperament]] and [[Chris and the law|generally nonchalant disregard for social etiquette]] are often what cause him trouble in the first place.

Later on, however, he opted for [[Unban contracts|a different approach in the form of contracts]]. In addition to (unwittingly) invalidating his own contract with a stipulation that store managers ''cannot hand him over to the police'', he proclaimed that refusal to let an individual with a history of belligerent and disruptive behavior run amok in a retail setting would prove a manager to be "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul", even accusing them of potential discrimination simply because he identifies as an LGBT person.

Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be signs of a conspiracy targeting himself.

Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lived in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughingstock in the process.

Like many of his worst flaws, this contributed to the biggest mess Chris had ever gotten himself into. In [[July 2021|July of 2021]], Chris felt a need to confide in someone that [[Affair with Mother|he was shagging his elderly mom]], after previously lying that he was with an anonymous older woman. For this, he chose [[Bella]], foolishly thinking he could trust her to keep the details secret, despite Chris confessing to the illegal act of incest, having been informed by [[Null]] she's an obvious troll ''and'' that he had suffered the consequences of [[Honest Content|oversharing personal information]] (multiple times) '''for years'''. Needless to say, [[Jail Saga|this caused a ruckus that ultimately led to Chris getting arrested]].

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Chris and reality

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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}
[[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|...for real.]]

'''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives . Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy and '''delusions''', especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.

Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting, and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.

Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities that he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].

Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program.

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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==

[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "[[Chris and fashion|I'm Done Adulting]]" T-shirt while begging for money and being surrounded by toys in his [[Patreon announcement]]. (You can't be finished with something that never started.)]]

===Parental enabling===
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris's warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that "special rules" exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that [[Greene County Conspiracy|anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy]], whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].

===Psychological problems===

The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.

Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid [[daydreams]] and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref>

{{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is an informal pop psychology "condition" of being immature and refusing to grow up and accept adult responsibilities (like Peter Pan in Neverland). Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]] or at least budget his SSDI, instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.

====Does Chris have schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-spectrum disorder?====
Probably not.

A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but couches it in the belief of different [[dimensions]] to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).

{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}

{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}

Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as "[[meditation]]" or "astral projection" (read: simple imagination), another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.

{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}

Chris's behavior and beliefs however align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. Him matching at least six of the nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:

*ideas of reference (believing that [[COVID-19|certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge|events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)
*[[CPU Blue Heart|strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh|influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|subcultural norms]]
*[[Imaginary friends|abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]
*[[Conspiracy theories|suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy|paranoid ideation]]
*[[Saga|strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion|appearance]]
*excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid-for [[Gal-Pal|companions]] during [[Manchester High School|High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest|fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit|pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks|delusions]])

The last three symptoms, however, namely:
*strange thinking and speech
*lack of close friends
*inappropriate or constricted affect
whilst also present in Chris, can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], much like his [[narcissism]]. Also, Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[Messiah complex|grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years and are [[Chris's room|generally reclusive]]. So further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, which Chris of course will likely never receive, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare|adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him.

===Lack of grounding in the real world===
[[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world after he passes away and it dies with him.]]
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out the purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].

Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always provide a roof over his head, Chris has never had an incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.

Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations.

Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.

{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing [[Tetris 99]] to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}

===Escapist fantasies===
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and [[Chris and science#Mathematics|calculate]] the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]

Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real-world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.

This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>

{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}

Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.

In September 2012, he complained:

{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}

In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:

{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}

By summer 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism to the point that he was [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], one of his [[imaginary friends]], at [[BronyCon]]. In October of that year, from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:

{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}

Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. This led to Chris being exploited by a number of trolls, with the most infamous being the [[Idea Guys]]. Chris would only continue to retreat further and further into this elaborate alternate reality he has constructed in his mind. While under arrest for [[Jail Saga|sexually assaulting his elderly mother]], Chris chose to ignore the seriousness of the situation he was in and gave a long spiel to the responding police officers about Sonichu, his status as a Supreme Goddess, and the Dimensional Merge. As Chris sat in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] awaiting legal proceedings, he has now chosen to believe that he is also the [[Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021|reincarnation of Jesus Christ.]]

===Cult of the Idea Guys===
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]

On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.<ref>Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].</ref> Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative that included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise, taking advantage of Chris's desire for validation, brainwashed his beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.

At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Why Chris Continued Believing Idea Guys Influence]]</ref>}}

The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.

==Consequences==
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm, fall for con men exploiting his beliefs, and cause damage to his home.

===Self-harm===
{{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] in an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.

===Con artists===
While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.

The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith in anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles, and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].

Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.

Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.

===Property damage===
{{quote|My hands have punched that wall more than once in the past, yes. But it was part of the sequence of events at the time in practice of physically breaking the threads of the [[iron curtain]] veil.|Chris.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Upset at MLP G5]]</ref>}}

As of [[July 2021]], a bathroom in the Chandler home has damage to the drywall from being punched in. Chris stated that he had punched the wall in order to physically break the "[[Iron Curtain]]" - his term for a dimensional barrier between reality and his fantasy dimension [[C-197]].

<center><gallery>
File:Direct Message to Hasbro - MLPG5 Is Cancelled.-ay-NMiYIdGI.mp400002-min.png|[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|A video]] still showing the punched-in wall.
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==Fantasy and fiction==
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening were staggering... [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|And one day, it did happen!]]]]

By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].

=== CWCville ===

{{main|CWCville}}

CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is built around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].

All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref>

Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgment infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.

When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreating from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.

Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".

On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].

{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}

=== Dimensions ===
{{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}

{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}

Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift the responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.

The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, and wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.

===Imaginary friends===
{{main|Imaginary friends}}

{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, [[May 2018 social media posts#Imaginary family|vowing]] that we will see his characters in the flesh.}}

{{quote|When I look into the eyes of a Original or Fictional Character, I do not see Fiction at all; I see a full living being and individual. I see a friend, or lover in few cases.|Chris, [[April 2021 social media posts#Fictional characters|describing]] how he sees his characters as real.}}

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]

In addition to CWCville, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is another major element of escapism. A mix of maladaptive coping and daydreaming, Chris believes that [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] actually exists in both [[C-197]] and [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|1218]], and that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality, conflating his inner monologue with imagined visions and voices of his fictional friends.

There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism intensifies. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref>

In the fall of 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].

===Magical thinking===
{{main|Magical thinking}}

{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}

Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in the effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.

{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}

Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].

===Superstitions===
[[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|{{w|The Shining (film)|"Great party, isn't it?"}}]]

While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.

Chris dislikes the number 13 because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labeled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>A</small>, 12½ or 12.5;
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>B</small>, and renumber 12 as 12<small>A</small>.</ref>

Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].

Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].

==In the real world==
===Science and technology===
{{main|Chris and science}}
{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}

Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer-upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).

Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge of basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.

===Social rules===
{{main|Dating education}}
Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.

Other "rules" Chris has culled from pop culture include superficial platitudes about decency, often expecting them to be valid in situations concerning others he has wronged. To name a specific example, besides emphatically claiming to be [[True and Honest]] and [[Chris and remorse|requesting]] [[Apology Letters|others]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|"forgive and forget"]], [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|Chris once openly expressed a belief]] that learning morals about love and friendship from franchises like ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Care Bears]]'' '''can prevent war''' (woefully unaware that the real world and human beings are many times more complex than what is portrayed in a cartoon for young children).

===Conspiracy theories===
{{main|Conspiracy theories}}

{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].

===Estimation===
{{Main|Mathematics}}
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.

===Lack of theory of mind===
Chris has no idea on what the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a different opinion from him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]]. While autistic people have long been stereotyped with a lack of theory of mind, research into the double empathy problem proves they don't necessarily lack it, though Chris definitely does – his actions speak for little, if any.

===Narcissistic tendencies===
{{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.

In addition to lies, Chris expects that any [[Chris and remorse|so-called "apology"]] will immediately change the minds of any perceived "enemy" of his and everything will be sunshine and rainbows for him again. [[Chris_and_remorse#Index_of_Chris.27s_apologies|He has done this many times before]] [[Megan_emails,_2008#Megan_can.27t_trust_Chris_anymore|but]] [[Mailbag_26#Mary_Lee_Walsh_trolls_IRL|almost]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|always]] [[Apology Letters|not]] working out in his favor, especially considering his [[Chris and his ego|self-centered temperament]] and [[Chris and the law|generally nonchalant disregard for social etiquette]] are often what cause him trouble in the first place.

Later on, however, he opted for [[Unban contracts|a different approach in the form of contracts]]. In addition to (unwittingly) invalidating his own contract with a stipulation that store managers ''cannot hand him over to the police'', he proclaimed that refusal to let an individual with a history of belligerent and disruptive behavior run amok in a retail setting would prove a manager to be "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul", even accusing them of potential discrimination simply because he identifies as an LGBT person.

Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be signs of a conspiracy targeting himself.

Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lived in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughingstock in the process.

Like many of his worst flaws, this contributed to the biggest mess Chris had ever gotten himself into. In [[July 2021|July of 2021]], Chris felt a need to confide in someone that [[Affair with Mother|he was shagging his elderly mom]], after previously lying that he was with an anonymous older woman. For this, he chose [[Bella]], foolishly thinking he could trust her to keep the details secret, despite Chris confessing to the illegal act of incest, having been informed by [[Null]] she's an obvious troll ''and'' that he had suffered the consequences of [[Honest Content|oversharing personal information]] (multiple times) '''for years'''. Needless to say, [[Jail Saga|this caused a ruckus that ultimately led to Chris getting arrested]].

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Chris and reality

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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}
[[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|...for real.]]

'''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives . Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy and '''delusions''', especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.

Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting, and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.

Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities that he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].

Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program.

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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==

[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "[[Chris and fashion|I'm Done Adulting]]" T-shirt while begging for money and being surrounded by toys in his [[Patreon announcement]]. (You can't be finished with something that never started.)]]

===Parental enabling===
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris's warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that "special rules" exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that [[Greene County Conspiracy|anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy]], whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].

===Psychological problems===

The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.

Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid [[daydreams]] and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref>

{{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is an informal pop psychology "condition" of being immature and refusing to grow up and accept adult responsibilities (like Peter Pan in Neverland). Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]] or at least budget his SSDI, instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.

A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but couches it in the belief of different [[dimensions]] to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).

{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}

{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}

====Does Chris have schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-spectrum disorder?====
Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as "[[meditation]]" or "astral projection" (read: simple imagination), another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.

{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}

Chris's behavior and beliefs however align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. Him matching at least six of the nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:

*ideas of reference (believing that [[COVID-19|certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge|events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)
*[[CPU Blue Heart|strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh|influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|subcultural norms]]
*[[Imaginary friends|abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]
*[[Conspiracy theories|suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy|paranoid ideation]]
*[[Saga|strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion|appearance]]
*excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid-for [[Gal-Pal|companions]] during [[Manchester High School|High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest|fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit|pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks|delusions]])

The last three symptoms, however, namely:
*strange thinking and speech
*lack of close friends
*inappropriate or constricted affect
whilst also present in Chris, can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], much like his [[narcissism]]. Also, Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[Messiah complex|grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years and are [[Chris's room|generally reclusive]]. So further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, which Chris of course will likely never receive, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare|adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him.

===Lack of grounding in the real world===
[[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world after he passes away and it dies with him.]]
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out the purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].

Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always provide a roof over his head, Chris has never had an incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.

Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations.

Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.

{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing [[Tetris 99]] to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}

===Escapist fantasies===
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and [[Chris and science#Mathematics|calculate]] the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]

Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real-world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.

This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>

{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}

Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.

In September 2012, he complained:

{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}

In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:

{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}

By summer 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism to the point that he was [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], one of his [[imaginary friends]], at [[BronyCon]]. In October of that year, from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:

{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}

Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. This led to Chris being exploited by a number of trolls, with the most infamous being the [[Idea Guys]]. Chris would only continue to retreat further and further into this elaborate alternate reality he has constructed in his mind. While under arrest for [[Jail Saga|sexually assaulting his elderly mother]], Chris chose to ignore the seriousness of the situation he was in and gave a long spiel to the responding police officers about Sonichu, his status as a Supreme Goddess, and the Dimensional Merge. As Chris sat in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] awaiting legal proceedings, he has now chosen to believe that he is also the [[Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021|reincarnation of Jesus Christ.]]

===Cult of the Idea Guys===
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]

On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.<ref>Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].</ref> Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative that included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise, taking advantage of Chris's desire for validation, brainwashed his beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.

At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Why Chris Continued Believing Idea Guys Influence]]</ref>}}

The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.

==Consequences==
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm, fall for con men exploiting his beliefs, and cause damage to his home.

===Self-harm===
{{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] in an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.

===Con artists===
While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.

The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith in anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles, and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].

Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.

Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.

===Property damage===
{{quote|My hands have punched that wall more than once in the past, yes. But it was part of the sequence of events at the time in practice of physically breaking the threads of the [[iron curtain]] veil.|Chris.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Upset at MLP G5]]</ref>}}

As of [[July 2021]], a bathroom in the Chandler home has damage to the drywall from being punched in. Chris stated that he had punched the wall in order to physically break the "[[Iron Curtain]]" - his term for a dimensional barrier between reality and his fantasy dimension [[C-197]].

<center><gallery>
File:Direct Message to Hasbro - MLPG5 Is Cancelled.-ay-NMiYIdGI.mp400002-min.png|[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|A video]] still showing the punched-in wall.
</gallery></center>

==Fantasy and fiction==
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening were staggering... [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|And one day, it did happen!]]]]

By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].

=== CWCville ===

{{main|CWCville}}

CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is built around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].

All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref>

Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgment infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.

When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreating from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.

Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".

On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].

{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}

=== Dimensions ===
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{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}

Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift the responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.

The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, and wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.

===Imaginary friends===
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{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, [[May 2018 social media posts#Imaginary family|vowing]] that we will see his characters in the flesh.}}

{{quote|When I look into the eyes of a Original or Fictional Character, I do not see Fiction at all; I see a full living being and individual. I see a friend, or lover in few cases.|Chris, [[April 2021 social media posts#Fictional characters|describing]] how he sees his characters as real.}}

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]

In addition to CWCville, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is another major element of escapism. A mix of maladaptive coping and daydreaming, Chris believes that [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] actually exists in both [[C-197]] and [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|1218]], and that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality, conflating his inner monologue with imagined visions and voices of his fictional friends.

There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism intensifies. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref>

In the fall of 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].

===Magical thinking===
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{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}

Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in the effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.

{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}

Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].

===Superstitions===
[[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|{{w|The Shining (film)|"Great party, isn't it?"}}]]

While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.

Chris dislikes the number 13 because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labeled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>A</small>, 12½ or 12.5;
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>B</small>, and renumber 12 as 12<small>A</small>.</ref>

Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].

Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].

==In the real world==
===Science and technology===
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{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}

Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer-upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).

Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge of basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.

===Social rules===
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Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.

Other "rules" Chris has culled from pop culture include superficial platitudes about decency, often expecting them to be valid in situations concerning others he has wronged. To name a specific example, besides emphatically claiming to be [[True and Honest]] and [[Chris and remorse|requesting]] [[Apology Letters|others]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|"forgive and forget"]], [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|Chris once openly expressed a belief]] that learning morals about love and friendship from franchises like ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Care Bears]]'' '''can prevent war''' (woefully unaware that the real world and human beings are many times more complex than what is portrayed in a cartoon for young children).

===Conspiracy theories===
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{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].

===Estimation===
{{Main|Mathematics}}
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.

===Lack of theory of mind===
Chris has no idea on what the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a different opinion from him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]]. While autistic people have long been stereotyped with a lack of theory of mind, research into the double empathy problem proves they don't necessarily lack it, though Chris definitely does – his actions speak for little, if any.

===Narcissistic tendencies===
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Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.

In addition to lies, Chris expects that any [[Chris and remorse|so-called "apology"]] will immediately change the minds of any perceived "enemy" of his and everything will be sunshine and rainbows for him again. [[Chris_and_remorse#Index_of_Chris.27s_apologies|He has done this many times before]] [[Megan_emails,_2008#Megan_can.27t_trust_Chris_anymore|but]] [[Mailbag_26#Mary_Lee_Walsh_trolls_IRL|almost]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|always]] [[Apology Letters|not]] working out in his favor, especially considering his [[Chris and his ego|self-centered temperament]] and [[Chris and the law|generally nonchalant disregard for social etiquette]] are often what cause him trouble in the first place.

Later on, however, he opted for [[Unban contracts|a different approach in the form of contracts]]. In addition to (unwittingly) invalidating his own contract with a stipulation that store managers ''cannot hand him over to the police'', he proclaimed that refusal to let an individual with a history of belligerent and disruptive behavior run amok in a retail setting would prove a manager to be "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul", even accusing them of potential discrimination simply because he identifies as an LGBT person.

Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be signs of a conspiracy targeting himself.

Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lived in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughingstock in the process.

Like many of his worst flaws, this contributed to the biggest mess Chris had ever gotten himself into. In [[July 2021|July of 2021]], Chris felt a need to confide in someone that [[Affair with Mother|he was shagging his elderly mom]], after previously lying that he was with an anonymous older woman. For this, he chose [[Bella]], foolishly thinking he could trust her to keep the details secret, despite Chris confessing to the illegal act of incest, having been informed by [[Null]] she's an obvious troll ''and'' that he had suffered the consequences of [[Honest Content|oversharing personal information]] (multiple times) '''for years'''. Needless to say, [[Jail Saga|this caused a ruckus that ultimately led to Chris getting arrested]].

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{{Protip| As tempting as it may be, it is best not to assign labels to certain people that contact Chris. Instead, the acts they themselves commit should be documented, as they are ultimately much more substantial to understanding Christory.}}

'''The Unholy Quintet''' is a term used by Christorians to refer to five common practices some orbiters may do that are often frowned upon by the CWCsphere. These include:

# [[White-Knighting]], trying to protect Chris for misguided purposes. This often involves downplaying and overlooking Chris's negative traits.
# [[A-Logging]], obnoxiously overstating or exaggerating Chris's negative traits. This often, but not necessarily, can involve wishing failure, physical harm or legal action on him. It also often includes comparing oneself to Chris or believing oneself to be a better version of Chris, who gives your mental condition a ''bad name''.
# [[Enabling]], feeding into Chris's self-destructive habits, often by donating to Chris or playing along with his [[delusions]].
# [[Weening]], trying and failing to annoy Chris on social media – attempted trolling
# [[Carpetbaggers|Carpetbagging]], trying to exploit Chris's infamy for personal gain, often by creating or perpetuating online drama.


[[Jacob Sockness]] and [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]] are to date the only individuals to have famously done all of these to some extent.
== White Knights ==

{{Main|White Knights}}

'''White Knights''' are people who feel sorry for Chris, and feel that they need to help him overcome his demons. Out of all of the groups in the Unholy Quintet, White Knights are by far the most benevolent, but many are [[naive]] to the fact that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.

There is nothing wrong with feeling sorry for Chris, but without a combination of [[wikipedia:tough love|''really'' tough love]] and proper resources, White Knights can unknowingly be as dangerous to Chris as the other three groups (sometimes worse), especially if they [[#Enablers|play along]] with Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his characters [[Imaginary friends|are real]], or donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away on [[List of conventions attended by Chris|conventions]], toys and video games.

The level of devotion by White Knights vary greatly: the most moderate either back down or ask for a second opinion before making a fool of themselves, but the most fanatical may defend Chris even when it is clear as day that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].

=== Criteria ===

* A person who fervently defends Chris, even after it is obvious that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].
* A person who constantly praises Chris, even when such praise doesn’t fit his overall character or skills.
* A person who believes that Chris's poor decisions can be overlooked, because of his [[Autism|disability]] (spoiler: it's not always the case).<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50692100 Tate Modern balcony push: Teen admits attempted murder]'' (London: BBC News, 6 December 2019). Accessed 12 February 2020.</ref>
* A person who attempts to paint themselves as heroic in the Chris Chan saga, despite having done many morally questionable acts, and lying about it, to gain fame.

== A-Logs ==

{{Main|A-Logging}}

'''A-Logs''' (or '''A-Loggers''') are people who express disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him. The term comes from Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, who would constantly boast about his superiority over Chris (and other people), and attempt to frame Chris as evil (and not [[naive]] in reality).

A-Logs often sit in the opposite extreme of [[#White Knights|White Knights]]: while White Knights try (and fail) to defend and help Chris, A-Logs try (and fail) to compare Chris to actual tyrants like [[wikipedia:Théoneste Bagosora|Théoneste Bagosora]] and [[wikipedia:Nicolae Ceaușescu|Nicolae Ceaușescu]]: one does not have to mention another certain tyrant to understand how A-Logging against Chris makes no sense.

Some [[#Weens|weens]] and malicious [[#Weens|enablers]] may adopt one or more tactics from A-Logs as part of their attempt to ruin Chris's life. Examples include flooding listings of establishments that Chris visits with negative reviews about him, or pure [[Idea Guys#Extortion|extortion]] in an attempt to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

=== Criteria ===

* A person who tries to compare Chris to someone who is genuinely evil, such as a mass murderer or a war criminal.
* A person who tries to interpret Chris's flaws as a threat to society, rather than as a result of [[Borb|bad parenting]].
* A person who celebrates or gloats when something bad happens to Chris.
* A person who wishes or tries to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

== Enablers ==

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'''Enablers''' are people who consistently feed into Chris’s bad habits. Unlike all other groups in the Tetrad, enablers come in all kinds of varieties. Some play along with Chris's beliefs about himself and the rest of the world. Others will donate money to him despite him imminently wasting any kind of money he already owns. All enablers do these things, and many others, with various intents and purposes.

Enablers usually agree with, and form a [[Chris and religion|religion]] of, Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are real in the so-called "[[Dimension|dimension]]" of [[C-197]], where all other fictional characters and [[OCs]] live, [[Dimensions#Miscellaneous dimensions|plus a multitude of other dimensions]], and that he is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU]] [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Goddess]] of that dimension. They also encourage Chris's beliefs that the [[Dimensional Merge]], the apocalyptic event where [[Dimension 1218]] (the dimension we live in) merges with C-197 into "Dimension [[1C-211987]]" to bring fictional characters and OCs into the real world, will happen in the very near future. Enablers will frequently donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away to fuel his [[Wikipedia:Peter Pan Syndrome|Peter Pan]] lifestyle. However, some enablers and [[#Weens|weens]] (such as the [[Idea Guys]]) [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|exploited]] Chris's weak grasp on reality for nefarious purposes.

Enablers are the most harmful to Chris, because it only fuels his already [[Chris and his ego|hyperinflated ego]], in which he answers to no one but himself, and that people will always provide for him in all cases. In the case of the Idea Guys, their exploitation of Chris's naivety not only corrupted the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' lore, but their extortion nearly caused financial ruin in [[May 2018]].<ref>See also: [[14 Branchland Court#Idea Guy influences|14 Branchland Court, Idea Guy influences section]].</ref>

In the {{age|2000|03|17}} years since the creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris's grasp on reality has deteriorated to a point that some [[#White Knights|White Knights]] face having to play along with Chris's beliefs to get in touch with him, and even after that there is no guarantee that Chris will follow their advice.

The works of the enablers are so well recognized by Chris himself that he refers to them officially as '''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)''', or more simply '''devotees'''.

=== Criteria ===

* A person who encourages Chris to continue his Peter Pan lifestyle in some way.
* A person who pretends to believe, or genuinely believes, Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
* A person who exploits Chris's weak grasp on reality for malicious purposes.
* A person who donates money to Chris despite ''numerous warnings'' not to from other people.

== Weens ==

{{Main|Weens}}

'''Weens''' are people who try <u>and</u> fail to troll Chris or interfere with his life. Examples of weening include trying to get him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from places or websites that he visits, persistently spamming Chris's social media feeds with [[pickles]] and similar outdated memes to annoy him, or trying to get Chris kicked out of his house by [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#The Greene County Health Department responds|getting]] the local authority to condemn his house for demolition.

However, there is a lot of confusion as to what counts as weening: some observers tend to erroneously use the term against any trolling attempt since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] in 2011, even if it succeeds. Some erroneously use the term against anyone who contacted Chris, even if they do not even fit the criteria of any of the Unholy Quintet.

Regardless of how the term is used, trying to annoy Chris is utterly pointless, as Chris is no longer negatively phased by most trolling attempts. Attempts to ruin his life are also a [[Weening#Arguments against weening|very bad idea]], especially following the devastating impact of the [[Idea Guys]], and the escalating [[Financhu Crisis]]. The same goes for trying to harass places for allowing Chris as a customer or patron: some have now started to [[List of places that have banned Chris#Seaquestria Fest|preemptively ban]] him, since they have better things to do than deal with wannabe trolls flooding their social media channels.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

=== Criteria ===

* A person that tries <u>and</u> fails to annoy Chris or do him harm in some manner, <u>and</u> makes a fool of themselves as a result of it.
* A person that brags about trying to annoy Chris or ruin his life.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e5tzlt/so_much_for_that_business_address/ So much for that "business" address] on Reddit</ref>
* A person who constantly blurts outdated Chris memes, such as "[[JULAAAY]]" and "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" in order to appear relevant.

== Carpetbaggers ==
{{Incomplete}}
{{Main|Carpetbaggers}}

'''Carpetbaggers''' are people who try to take advantage of Chris' infamy for monetary gain.

===Criteria===
*A person who takes note of a recent piece of drama surrounding Chris, such as his affair with his mother and/or the arrest that follows, and then tries to profit off of said drama by producing content around it.
*A person who tries to sell merchandise surrounding Chris' works or his infamy without his consent, or for scandalous or weenish purposes.



==References==

<references/>

{{Unholy}}

[[Category:Trolling]]

Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki

2025-02-21T03:37:52Z

AAE: /* Brevity is wit */

[[File:Chrisshotweb.jpg|right|200px]]

So you want to edit the wiki on the [[Internet]]'s [[White knights|most beloved]] (and [[A-Logging|most hated]]) [[autistic]] manchild? Before you start, you should know this isn't your average crappy [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article that you're getting yourself into. Here's a CWC (pronounced: 'quick') guide to the CWCki:

==When it comes to dates, be a European==
<b>This: dd Month Year

Example: today is {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}.

<i>Not this: Month dd, year

Example: today is {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}.</i></b>

Likewise, avoid numerical dating ('''{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}''' or '''{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}''') because that confuses the hell out of people depending if you're a European or American.

While Americanized spellings are the standard, it's still a good idea to use European dating to avoid confusion.

Furthermore, it's easier to link to.

For instance, if you went with European dating, to link to a month, all it would be is:

'''<nowiki>dd [[Month Year]]</nowiki>'''

whereas an American dating would be:

'''<nowiki> Month dd [[Month Year|Year]]</nowiki>'''

==When it comes to spelling, be an American==
Chris is American, and so are the majority of trolls. As a result, Americanized English is the standard for the CWCki. So no unnecessary vowels (unnecessary "U"s, "O"s, etc.), it's a "truck" and not a "lorry," it's an "elevator" and not a "lift," you get the idea.

However, on a similar note, please be considerate of our European brethren. Some Europeans are not totally familiar with American TV shows, food chains, and other stuff Chris frequently references, so it is helpful to add a mild explanatory note for these (such as comparing Chris's beloved [[Golden Corral]] to Red Hot World Buffet & Bar). For instance, if a game title has a different title in Europe, by all means mention this (such as how ''[[Animal Crossing]]: City Folk'' was known as ''Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City'' in Europe).

==The possessive form of Chris is "Chris's"==
This is admittedly controversial, but as far as we're concerned, your [[English]] teacher was probably wrong. When it comes to singular proper nouns, you are supposed to append apostrophes, even if the name ends in "s" (the exception is formal archaic names like [[GodJesus]], but then it'd be "in Jesus' name").

Page 1 of Strunk & White's ''[[Wikipedia:The Elements of Style|The Elements of Style]]'' states this, and this is the standard [http://www.economist.com/research/styleGuide/index.cfm?page=841359 The Economist] uses. People who argue otherwise are either [[slow-in-the-minds]] or Associated Press writers, often both.

==Sign your comments==
If you're making a comment on the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]] or on a talk page, '''please sign your comments'''. It's four tildes in a row (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>), and can be automatically added by pressing the signature button (the ninth button shown whenever one edits a page). That way, we know who said what and don't have to go through the talk page history in order to find the original date and time of the post.

==Stay nameless==
'''DON'T ADD YOURSELF.'''

The general guideline for trolls having their own articles are trolls who have interacted directly with Chris and have been referred to by Chris in some explicit way (such as [[Clyde Cash]]).

There are a few exceptions but for the most part, unless we've heard of you via Chris, you don't warrant your own article. Besides, no one probably gives a shit about your [[Ween|shitty troll persona]] or your shitty attempts at [[prank call]]ing his house.

You are however free to do with your User Page on CWCki as you wish, within reason. (For example, don't add a zillion pics not related to Chris to it, or use it as a dumping ground for your [[Mass debating|YouPorn]] history.)

==A note on notability==
Related to namefaggotry is notability.

While not as strict as [[Wikipedia:Notability in Wikipedia|Wikipedia]], CWCki still maintains a guideline of notability: '''If Chris has responded to someone or something, it warrants a mention on CWCki.'''

In other words, a random guy who makes a video response to Chris doesn't warrant their own article. Otherwise, we'd have a wiki full of guys in their basements trying to be funny by bringing up Chris and his [[recycling]].

To clarify, by the first part, someone or something that has caused a response from Chris warrants mention on CWCki. For instance, [[Evan]] warrants his own article because of the infamous [[masturbating and squirtin']] e-mail as well as [[Simonla Rosechu]]. [[Clyde Cash]] warrants his own article as Chris has made several videos threatening Clyde's life.

The major exception to this rule is any mainstream media references to Chris. No, not some random blogger or some guy on YouTube or Facebook, but actual TV, radio stations, or high-profile blogs (ex. Fark, The Atlantic, etc.). These references should be incorporated into the [[Chris in the media]] article, or the Chris-related media they cite.

And of course, anything Chris does or says is notable and deserves mention on the CWCki. This does not mean everything Chris mentions gets an article--it should just be mentioned ''somewhere,'' preferably in existing articles. There are of course exceptions that are dealt with on a case by case basis.

==Brevity is wit==
Don't ramble on unnecessarily. '''Learn to edit yourself'''. Read what you've written. Is everything in it entirely necessary? Can it be reworded to better effect? Think about what you yourself might read. Would you really be interested in reading a 10,000-page treatise on the psychology of Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|bowel movements]]? If not, then why should anybody else? And if so, then what the hell is wrong with you?

This especially goes for summaries. Remember what they are--''summaries''. They shouldn't be longer than the transcription/article being commented upon.

===You are not a psychiatrist or philosopher===
Keep psychological mumbo-jumbo to a minimum, or preferably, to yourself, except if it is absolutely relevant. It's one thing to relate a quirk or flaw of Chris's to his [[autism]], but another to plunge head-first into pseudo-Freudian hogwash or suggest medications for him.

===Suppress your own urges===
This goes for people who have [[religious]] or [[political]] views, different [[sex]]ual fetishes, and/or are fans of [[anime]], [[Television|TV shows]], [[video games]], and/or [[comics]]. Chris might own your video game or watch your anime or mention something about which you hold a very strong opinion. He may even mention it quite frequently. This doesn't mean it warrants a CWCki page, and it certainly doesn't mean that you need to reference it every third article or write about how Chris's understanding or interpretation of Contemporary Post-Trotskyist Feminine Theory is incorrect.

==Double check==
Before adding an article, check to see if it hasn't been added already. CWCki is not [[Chris and Wikipedia|Wikipedia]] or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], so everything might not be redirected. You may have to search a bit but it helps if you look for articles before duplicating them. Same applies to images.

If you think a redirect would be appropriate for a particular search phrase, go ahead and add it: search the term you want to redirect, click on the red link between "Create the page "[insert title here]" on this wiki!", type in <nowiki># REDIRECT[[target page]]</nowiki>, and hit "save". The page will redirect with the same information; you will have to click "Save" again and perform a CAPTCHA mini-game in order to it to fully appear. Yes, it's ''beyond'' annoying, but it helps ward off spambots. Keep in mind that the phrase should be a fairly generic and common term, and relevant to the particular target.

==Privacy==
Information wants to be free, blah blah blah. While CWCki is very unabashedly uncensored (albeit far less than ED, mind you), it's wise to wait before posting things. Although Chris is very dense when it comes to denying the truth even when clearly presented to him, some trolls are sensitive about leaked info and wish that their "covers" not be "blown" so be considerate. Information about anyone Chris mentioned (be it a random [[Manajerk]] or a [[Jerkop]]) should be kept private too sometimes. Otherwise, we'd have [[weens]] e-mailing them "JUUUULLLAAYYY!!!!!" or other unfunny bullshit.

==IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT ==
Some people come here straight from reading the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Chris and decide they want their hand in editing. Unfortunately, the ED article on Chris-chan is frequently out of date, or it misses out on very recent developments.

If you're going to be editing CWCki, have a gander at Chris's [[Twitter]] pages or [[Kiwi Farms]], or hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] or the [[Discord]]. They're hot sources of all the goings on with Chris, and they keep up to date with all the most recent happenings. Just don't be a fag or else you'll be banned.

Likewise, spend some time reading, watching and listening to everything Chris-related, including the chat logs, sex audio, all of his videos, [[Mumble]] chats, etc. Yes, it requires an unhealthy amount of time, and having a strong stomach to some of Chris's more grosser aspects, but you'll get deeper into the rabbit hole and want to see how far it goes. These things are generally not on the ED page and you'll miss out on a lot of details on Chris (for instance, [[Reginald Chandler]] or how Chris drinks his own [[semen]].) But if you want to take an easier shortcut, perhaps begin with sachumo's [[documentary]] about Chris, which does a generally good job at summarizing most of Chris's life (although it misses more recent information due to being released in [[February 2015]]). As an alternative, you can watch all of the videos in the [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History series], which goes into greater detail than sachumo's documentary.

==Dive right in==
Even though you should lurk moar, don't be afraid to edit the CWCki. ''Anyone'' can and should edit the CWCki. You do not need to "prove yourself" to get a CWCki account and you will not be banned if you make an honest mistake.

If you're posting complaints about the CWCki on PVCC, [[cwc]] or Kiwi, you're doing it wrong. If you see something wrong with the CWCki, feel free to make your opinion heard or take matters into your own hands. After all, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

==Get involved==
CWCki is (mostly) democratic. While not perfectly democratic as say, Wikipedia, users do have influence in policy. While editing articles or contributing to the CWCki in other ways should be #1, it's also good to get involved in the workings of the CWCki. Be sure to regularly check the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]], especially the [[CWCki:Policy|Policy]] and [[CWCki:News]] pages.

Being involved in the CWCki inner workings means that you get a say in how the CWCki is run and provide valuable feedback to the CWCki staff to better improve the CWCki user experience. So please, get involved, it's '''your''' CWCki.

==Try to aim for NPOV==
No, this does not mean you cannot say anything bad about Chris. Aim for ''criticism'', not outright bashing of Chris. Likewise, when dealing with other trolling sites, users, etc., try to present them in neutral terms.

So go ahead, criticize Chris, but don't try too hard. If Chris lies, it's fine to say he's a liar. But by implying that by lying he's "scum of the Earth," "a worthless piece of shit," etc. then you're [[A-Logging|just trying really too hard]].

[[CWCki:NOTED|We're not Encyclopedia Dramatica]], we're here to document Chris and mocking is mostly indirect.

===Don't be an A-Log===
[[A-Logging|A-Logs]] feel that Chris is a despicable human being with no redeeming qualities and want to inflict harm upon him. Chris doesn't inspire greatness, but he's not the spawn of Satan who's worse than Hitler. Don't be an A-Log, and don't purposely try to find things wrong with Chris.

==Updating [[Template:Da update|Da update]]==
[[Da update]] is perhaps what most people come to CWCki for, to see what is new with Chris. But what constitutes an update?

Chris releasing a new video? Hell yeah!

Leaked stuff with Chris in it? Definitely.

Something you heard off some guy in IRC? ...no, not really.

Something you heard off of ED? ''Fuck'' no.

In order for something to be considered update worthy, '''it has to be a publicly available media involving Chris''' or reliable sources who can provide information on Chris such as [[Null]] or [[Marvin]] from the Kiwi Farms.

==DO IT, BRO/ What goes on CWCki should stay on CWCki==
If you see something wrong or a mistake on CWCki, '''fix it.''' Don't start a thread on Kiwi Farms about how you saw something wrong on the CWCki and say how you can't believe it's wrong. Fix it. Don't complain about a video link being dead, find a working link and add it to the article. If you're not sure how to fix it, then make a comment in the article's talk page addressing your concern about the article and add templates. Likewise, don't make a thread about how you'd like to see CWCki address a topic. Make that article. If it sucks, it'll get deleted. If not, others will have a chance to build it up. If you dislike the quality of the CWCki, don't bitch about it on the Kiwi Farms, get involved and edit articles to make them higher quality.

Likewise, discussions pertaining to CWCki should be on CWCki. If you have a beef with someone, don't bitch about them on the forums. Keep it on CWCki and things can be resolved. Likewise, if you want to collaborate with others to work on an article, you're more than welcome to go to other forums to do this but by all means mention this on the CWCki itself.

==Learn how to pipe==
Read [[Help:A Guide to Piping|this]] as a guide to linking to other articles on the site.

==Conclusion==
Follow these simple rules, and you'll become a regular CWCki wikifag in no time! So welcome to the CWCki, your one stop for everything Chris.

==See also==
*[[CWCki:CWCki is|What CWCki is and is not]]

{{Newbie}}

[[Category:CWCki policy]]

Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki

2025-02-21T03:34:42Z

AAE: /* The possessive form of Chris is "Chris's" */

[[File:Chrisshotweb.jpg|right|200px]]

So you want to edit the wiki on the [[Internet]]'s [[White knights|most beloved]] (and [[A-Logging|most hated]]) [[autistic]] manchild? Before you start, you should know this isn't your average crappy [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article that you're getting yourself into. Here's a CWC (pronounced: 'quick') guide to the CWCki:

==When it comes to dates, be a European==
<b>This: dd Month Year

Example: today is {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}.

<i>Not this: Month dd, year

Example: today is {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}.</i></b>

Likewise, avoid numerical dating ('''{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}''' or '''{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}''') because that confuses the hell out of people depending if you're a European or American.

While Americanized spellings are the standard, it's still a good idea to use European dating to avoid confusion.

Furthermore, it's easier to link to.

For instance, if you went with European dating, to link to a month, all it would be is:

'''<nowiki>dd [[Month Year]]</nowiki>'''

whereas an American dating would be:

'''<nowiki> Month dd [[Month Year|Year]]</nowiki>'''

==When it comes to spelling, be an American==
Chris is American, and so are the majority of trolls. As a result, Americanized English is the standard for the CWCki. So no unnecessary vowels (unnecessary "U"s, "O"s, etc.), it's a "truck" and not a "lorry," it's an "elevator" and not a "lift," you get the idea.

However, on a similar note, please be considerate of our European brethren. Some Europeans are not totally familiar with American TV shows, food chains, and other stuff Chris frequently references, so it is helpful to add a mild explanatory note for these (such as comparing Chris's beloved [[Golden Corral]] to Red Hot World Buffet & Bar). For instance, if a game title has a different title in Europe, by all means mention this (such as how ''[[Animal Crossing]]: City Folk'' was known as ''Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City'' in Europe).

==The possessive form of Chris is "Chris's"==
This is admittedly controversial, but as far as we're concerned, your [[English]] teacher was probably wrong. When it comes to singular proper nouns, you are supposed to append apostrophes, even if the name ends in "s" (the exception is formal archaic names like [[GodJesus]], but then it'd be "in Jesus' name").

Page 1 of Strunk & White's ''[[Wikipedia:The Elements of Style|The Elements of Style]]'' states this, and this is the standard [http://www.economist.com/research/styleGuide/index.cfm?page=841359 The Economist] uses. People who argue otherwise are either [[slow-in-the-minds]] or Associated Press writers, often both.

==Sign your comments==
If you're making a comment on the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]] or on a talk page, '''please sign your comments'''. It's four tildes in a row (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>), and can be automatically added by pressing the signature button (the ninth button shown whenever one edits a page). That way, we know who said what and don't have to go through the talk page history in order to find the original date and time of the post.

==Stay nameless==
'''DON'T ADD YOURSELF.'''

The general guideline for trolls having their own articles are trolls who have interacted directly with Chris and have been referred to by Chris in some explicit way (such as [[Clyde Cash]]).

There are a few exceptions but for the most part, unless we've heard of you via Chris, you don't warrant your own article. Besides, no one probably gives a shit about your [[Ween|shitty troll persona]] or your shitty attempts at [[prank call]]ing his house.

You are however free to do with your User Page on CWCki as you wish, within reason. (For example, don't add a zillion pics not related to Chris to it, or use it as a dumping ground for your [[Mass debating|YouPorn]] history.)

==A note on notability==
Related to namefaggotry is notability.

While not as strict as [[Wikipedia:Notability in Wikipedia|Wikipedia]], CWCki still maintains a guideline of notability: '''If Chris has responded to someone or something, it warrants a mention on CWCki.'''

In other words, a random guy who makes a video response to Chris doesn't warrant their own article. Otherwise, we'd have a wiki full of guys in their basements trying to be funny by bringing up Chris and his [[recycling]].

To clarify, by the first part, someone or something that has caused a response from Chris warrants mention on CWCki. For instance, [[Evan]] warrants his own article because of the infamous [[masturbating and squirtin']] e-mail as well as [[Simonla Rosechu]]. [[Clyde Cash]] warrants his own article as Chris has made several videos threatening Clyde's life.

The major exception to this rule is any mainstream media references to Chris. No, not some random blogger or some guy on YouTube or Facebook, but actual TV, radio stations, or high-profile blogs (ex. Fark, The Atlantic, etc.). These references should be incorporated into the [[Chris in the media]] article, or the Chris-related media they cite.

And of course, anything Chris does or says is notable and deserves mention on the CWCki. This does not mean everything Chris mentions gets an article--it should just be mentioned ''somewhere,'' preferably in existing articles. There are of course exceptions that are dealt with on a case by case basis.

==Brevity is wit==
Don't ramble on unnecessarily. '''Learn to edit yourself'''. Read what you've written. Is everything in it entirely necessary? Can it be reworded to better effect? Think about what you yourself might read. Would you really be interested in reading a 10,000-page treatise on the psychology of Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|bowel movements]]? If not, then why should anybody else? And if so, then what the hell is wrong with you?

This especially goes for summaries. Remember what they are--''summaries''. They shouldn't be longer than the transcription/article being commented upon. Keep psychological mumbo-jumbo to a minimum, or preferably, to yourself.

===Suppress your own urges===
This goes for people who have [[religious]] or [[political]] views, different [[sex]]ual fetishes, and/or are fans of [[anime]], [[Television|TV shows]], [[video games]], and/or [[comics]]. Chris might own your video game or watch your anime or mention something about which you hold a very strong opinion. He may even mention it quite frequently. This doesn't mean it warrants a CWCki page, and it certainly doesn't mean that you need to reference it every third article or write about how Chris's understanding or interpretation of Contemporary Post-Trotskyist Feminine Theory is incorrect.

==Double check==
Before adding an article, check to see if it hasn't been added already. CWCki is not [[Chris and Wikipedia|Wikipedia]] or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], so everything might not be redirected. You may have to search a bit but it helps if you look for articles before duplicating them. Same applies to images.

If you think a redirect would be appropriate for a particular search phrase, go ahead and add it: search the term you want to redirect, click on the red link between "Create the page "[insert title here]" on this wiki!", type in <nowiki># REDIRECT[[target page]]</nowiki>, and hit "save". The page will redirect with the same information; you will have to click "Save" again and perform a CAPTCHA mini-game in order to it to fully appear. Yes, it's ''beyond'' annoying, but it helps ward off spambots. Keep in mind that the phrase should be a fairly generic and common term, and relevant to the particular target.

==Privacy==
Information wants to be free, blah blah blah. While CWCki is very unabashedly uncensored (albeit far less than ED, mind you), it's wise to wait before posting things. Although Chris is very dense when it comes to denying the truth even when clearly presented to him, some trolls are sensitive about leaked info and wish that their "covers" not be "blown" so be considerate. Information about anyone Chris mentioned (be it a random [[Manajerk]] or a [[Jerkop]]) should be kept private too sometimes. Otherwise, we'd have [[weens]] e-mailing them "JUUUULLLAAYYY!!!!!" or other unfunny bullshit.

==IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT ==
Some people come here straight from reading the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Chris and decide they want their hand in editing. Unfortunately, the ED article on Chris-chan is frequently out of date, or it misses out on very recent developments.

If you're going to be editing CWCki, have a gander at Chris's [[Twitter]] pages or [[Kiwi Farms]], or hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] or the [[Discord]]. They're hot sources of all the goings on with Chris, and they keep up to date with all the most recent happenings. Just don't be a fag or else you'll be banned.

Likewise, spend some time reading, watching and listening to everything Chris-related, including the chat logs, sex audio, all of his videos, [[Mumble]] chats, etc. Yes, it requires an unhealthy amount of time, and having a strong stomach to some of Chris's more grosser aspects, but you'll get deeper into the rabbit hole and want to see how far it goes. These things are generally not on the ED page and you'll miss out on a lot of details on Chris (for instance, [[Reginald Chandler]] or how Chris drinks his own [[semen]].) But if you want to take an easier shortcut, perhaps begin with sachumo's [[documentary]] about Chris, which does a generally good job at summarizing most of Chris's life (although it misses more recent information due to being released in [[February 2015]]). As an alternative, you can watch all of the videos in the [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History series], which goes into greater detail than sachumo's documentary.

==Dive right in==
Even though you should lurk moar, don't be afraid to edit the CWCki. ''Anyone'' can and should edit the CWCki. You do not need to "prove yourself" to get a CWCki account and you will not be banned if you make an honest mistake.

If you're posting complaints about the CWCki on PVCC, [[cwc]] or Kiwi, you're doing it wrong. If you see something wrong with the CWCki, feel free to make your opinion heard or take matters into your own hands. After all, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

==Get involved==
CWCki is (mostly) democratic. While not perfectly democratic as say, Wikipedia, users do have influence in policy. While editing articles or contributing to the CWCki in other ways should be #1, it's also good to get involved in the workings of the CWCki. Be sure to regularly check the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]], especially the [[CWCki:Policy|Policy]] and [[CWCki:News]] pages.

Being involved in the CWCki inner workings means that you get a say in how the CWCki is run and provide valuable feedback to the CWCki staff to better improve the CWCki user experience. So please, get involved, it's '''your''' CWCki.

==Try to aim for NPOV==
No, this does not mean you cannot say anything bad about Chris. Aim for ''criticism'', not outright bashing of Chris. Likewise, when dealing with other trolling sites, users, etc., try to present them in neutral terms.

So go ahead, criticize Chris, but don't try too hard. If Chris lies, it's fine to say he's a liar. But by implying that by lying he's "scum of the Earth," "a worthless piece of shit," etc. then you're [[A-Logging|just trying really too hard]].

[[CWCki:NOTED|We're not Encyclopedia Dramatica]], we're here to document Chris and mocking is mostly indirect.

===Don't be an A-Log===
[[A-Logging|A-Logs]] feel that Chris is a despicable human being with no redeeming qualities and want to inflict harm upon him. Chris doesn't inspire greatness, but he's not the spawn of Satan who's worse than Hitler. Don't be an A-Log, and don't purposely try to find things wrong with Chris.

==Updating [[Template:Da update|Da update]]==
[[Da update]] is perhaps what most people come to CWCki for, to see what is new with Chris. But what constitutes an update?

Chris releasing a new video? Hell yeah!

Leaked stuff with Chris in it? Definitely.

Something you heard off some guy in IRC? ...no, not really.

Something you heard off of ED? ''Fuck'' no.

In order for something to be considered update worthy, '''it has to be a publicly available media involving Chris''' or reliable sources who can provide information on Chris such as [[Null]] or [[Marvin]] from the Kiwi Farms.

==DO IT, BRO/ What goes on CWCki should stay on CWCki==
If you see something wrong or a mistake on CWCki, '''fix it.''' Don't start a thread on Kiwi Farms about how you saw something wrong on the CWCki and say how you can't believe it's wrong. Fix it. Don't complain about a video link being dead, find a working link and add it to the article. If you're not sure how to fix it, then make a comment in the article's talk page addressing your concern about the article and add templates. Likewise, don't make a thread about how you'd like to see CWCki address a topic. Make that article. If it sucks, it'll get deleted. If not, others will have a chance to build it up. If you dislike the quality of the CWCki, don't bitch about it on the Kiwi Farms, get involved and edit articles to make them higher quality.

Likewise, discussions pertaining to CWCki should be on CWCki. If you have a beef with someone, don't bitch about them on the forums. Keep it on CWCki and things can be resolved. Likewise, if you want to collaborate with others to work on an article, you're more than welcome to go to other forums to do this but by all means mention this on the CWCki itself.

==Learn how to pipe==
Read [[Help:A Guide to Piping|this]] as a guide to linking to other articles on the site.

==Conclusion==
Follow these simple rules, and you'll become a regular CWCki wikifag in no time! So welcome to the CWCki, your one stop for everything Chris.

==See also==
*[[CWCki:CWCki is|What CWCki is and is not]]

{{Newbie}}

[[Category:CWCki policy]]

Chris Chan's Public Announcement

2025-02-20T18:11:02Z

AAE: /* Notes */

'''Chris Chan's Public Announcement''' was the first [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He prefaced its release by uploading six older videos of his accomplishments to his YouTube channel during the few days previous, in the hope that they might better frame his plea for understanding. Christian assumes that the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and, consequently, attempts to re-introduce himself in order to start over on the right foot. Oddly, Chris loudly inhales between his sentences a lot in this video.

==Description==
{{quotebox|I've heard about those who have defiled my character. For a while, I felt irritated. And I am sorry that I appeared to be a sad person, so please, as a person with as much expierence as the next, stop the Stressful Torture.<ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20071231173915/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeuHnu0GK0k]]</ref>}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan's Public Announcement
| ytid = DyTRNU1ym-k
| stardate = 07 [[November 2007]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{ED|text}}
| shirt = {{YellowRedStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC_is_Angry#Watch|CWC is Angry]]
| next = [[CWC's_Second_Message#Video|CWC's Second Message]]
}}

{{quote|Please remember: I'm a innocent person.}}

=== Transcript ===

Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler… from [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Vir''gin''ia]]. [''puts on [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]'']

It has come to my attention that I have a lot... more fans of my electronk—[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] than I had originally thought, and I thank each and every one of you for your support. And I will draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], uh, when I get some positive inspiration, or, uh, when I feel like it. After all, everybody else—everybody has a life; so do I; I have a life. [''inhales sharply'']

Anyway, it has also come to my attention that I have a lot of people who may have picked up on the wrong theories of my person. [''inhales sharply''] I will not quote any hate sites, but I would like to humbly apologize for appearing to be some kind of sleaze, [[troll]], badass, or whatever adjectives, good or explicit, you may feel about me. [''inhales sharply'']

Please understand: I am a 25 year-old, [[high-functioning autism|high-functioning autistic]] male… with a simple, ''peaceful'' dream… of becoming a ''father''… of a sweet, little, pretty girl, who I will dub…ly name [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|“''Crystal'' Weston Chandler”]]. “Crystal”: a name that sounds similar to mine, but it has a nice ring to it. And it’s also similar to the illustrious [[Honor roll|metal]] that is mined from the Earth’s ground. “Weston”: my [[Barbara Chandler|mother’s]] maiden name, and a proper English name from royal descent. As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother’s side in the, uh, [[Chris and English|ancestrial]] traits [''inhales sharply''] we have, uh, we have been traced down to [[Daniel Weston]], who was on the main Mayflower voyage. And, uh, beyond him, [[Anne Boleyn]], who was the, uh, one of H—Henry VIII's… ''King'' Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I, and “Chandler”: the, uh, name—the family name my father had. And, uh, from his, uh, line, uh, we have, uh, from his side of the family, we have the, uh, [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee blood]]. I'm one-sixteenth. [''inhales sharply''] And from among us Cherokees, there are very few of us left, because we were big in number, but then came along the, uh, forced march on the Trail of Tears, where some of us went into hiding…. Yeah, short line there: ''Cherokees''. We're a respected tribe. We ''should'' be respected. Anyway… even though we were forced onto the Trail of Tears, but that's another—that's another—whole 'nother story. You can go read—you can learn about in your local libraries.

Ahem. My mother and [[Bob Chandler|my father]] are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only gave the birth—[[Chris and sex|gave me birth]] at their ages… which my mother is 66, currently, and my father is currently 80. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in [[1980s#1982|1982]]. They gave me the birth… then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of—for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early 1980s.

I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an [[abusive babysitter]] at one time, [''inhales sharply''] and some of the teachers and principals of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]… that I was attending in later years (about, uh, late 1980s, early [[1990s]]) [''inhales sharply''] They abused me—[[Kick the Autistic|they abused me by pinning me to the ground]] with, uh, their ha—with, uh, holding my wrists and my ankles, pinning me down to the ground and—and audio-taping my cries and shouts. But, anyway, my mother and my father, they both fought the court system, the Greene County court system, which, uh, they were not a very nice bunch of people, [[Chris and English|very not]]. Hands down. But, anyway, we eventually moved to Chesterfield County for a nice, better school system. And one teacher in particular, of [[Providence Middle School]], who I would like to give much kudos to, who w—who was—who, uh, let—who not—who not only, uh, let me—who was a good—good, uh, person to go by dur—uh, during my mainstreaming, and she was also the, uh, also a good leader in my learning to cope. I wish to give kudos to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], of Providence Middle School, in Chesterfield County, whose picture is, uh, in the trailer of my [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|"CWC on TV" DVD]], which is also on the—the [[YouTube]].

And, after being on [[honor roll]] throughout, uh, Providence Middle and Manchester High, Sonichu was first thought up in my senior year at Ma— [''jump cut''] …along with a nice bunch of teachers backing me up, and my circle of [[gal pal]]s (I mostly had gal—mostly had that circle during my high school years), anyway, after all that, I graduated. I graduated. Then, we moved back to, uh, our old home in Ruckersville, where I attended [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], and, eventually, I graduated from there, too, with a degree in Computer-Aided Drafting and Design, also known as "CAD/CAM".

And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ''ever so lonesome''. And, after the [[stress]] from some of the people—people at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], as well as my mental block [''mimes punching himself in the head''] of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to. And I would like to point out right now, at this—at, uh—during my—ever since I—ever—during the whole—my whole [[Sweetheart Search]] has started, when I turned 21 on February 24, 2002. Anyway, beyond that date, I ''never have stalked anybody''. ''Never have stalked''. I'm telling you right—I'm telling you right now. All I did was sit around, with a [[sign]] by my side that said I was looking for a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]], 18-25, yadda yadda yadda, all tha— [abrupt jump cut] …page. And I did all that, because I had feared rejection, and the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], because you cannot tell which ladies are paired up, and which are not. And wedding rings, that's just a whole different story, 'cause they're married, because y—it's not like you give every women a ring who's already paired up. [''long pause''] Well, that's just one perspective. [''inhales sharply''] But, anyway, uh, I did not move from my seat… at all, unless [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|I needed to go use the restroom]]. That's it. Okay? I never moved from my seat while I'm sitting around waiting for the girl to come to me. ‘Cause that's all I'm doing there; I'm just waiting for a girl to come talk to me, 'cause... [''inhales sharply''] like I said, I'm afraid to approach them… at that point.

So please understand: [[CWC is Angry|I am not a violent person]]. [[Megan Saga|I'm decent]]. I come from a [[Borb|caring, loving pair of parents]]. [[Death threats|I'm kind]]. [[Chris and his ego|I'm considerate]]. I will respect your [[Megan|space]] [''removes glasses'']—and your feelings—ever so much. [''puts glasses back on and inhales sharply''] And… I apologize for my [[MySpace]] profile, if it appears to reflect anything on the contrary of all that. I apologize that I appear to be a [''puts on a “slow” voice and sways with each word''] [[slow-in-the-minds|slowww-miiinded perrrsonnn]]! [abrupt jump cut] I'm sorry for reflecting any negative feelings towards each of you that have felt them, including those who have had such feelings they have created, uh, demeaning web pages. ''All I ask''—''all I ask'' are those people who are watching this right now, is just… take them down? Please? I'm asking as an innocent victim of misunderstanding, just take down your web pages, or edit them to ''positively'' better reflect my feelings as an individual, as a person… as a man who has suffered, like most everybody in this world that we all live in. [''sighs'']

Thank you very much for li—for your time, and listening, and please remember: I'm a innocent person. Just like most every one of you, I've had my faults, I've had my share of… bad times, and my share of good times. Please understand that.

Thank you again. Take care.

==Notes==
*Chris has apparently never [[autism|picked up]] on the fact that the term "badass" is used as a compliment. Alternatively, he could have said "fatass."
*His dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] removal is on full display.

==References==
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{{Captain's Log}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2007| 2007-11-07]]
[[Category:ED Saga videos| 2007-11-07]]

Christian Weston Chandler

2025-01-15T00:24:51Z

AAE:

:''This article is about the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris – it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Honest}}

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|gender=[[JERKS|Male]] (1982–2016)<br>[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)
|nation=[[United States|American]]
|religion=Nondenominational Christianity<ref group = "note">Chris attended Presbyterian, Baptist, and Methodist churches at various points in his life.</ref> (1982-2017)<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptunian Cult]] (2017-2021)<br>[[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]] (2021-present)
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|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>YouTube streamer<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]])<br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br>Member of [[Praetor]], artist ([[2020]]-present)
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) <br> and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|titles = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]]<br>

}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[Autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[Megan Schroeder|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|deception]], [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|blackmail]] and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''', previously known as '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]],<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misandristic]] and [[Women's rights|misogynistic]] [[Chris and art|cartoonist]], [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], former [[virgin with rage]], current self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''' or '''Chris Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He nowadays looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in Anglophone Internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.

Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|impeded his journey]], casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] were exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.

Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the "Classic Era"]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.

From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.

Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be the second coming of {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}}. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. After spending a few months in the group home in Chesterfield County, he was bought a house in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|Big Island]], where he lives to this day. Chris remains active on [[Twitter]] and [[Youtube]], and (un)fortunately, he shows no signs of stopping.

There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.

==Overview==
{{Protip|The official CWCki policy is to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even after transitioning, for the sake of avoiding reader confusion. More details on this subject can be read [[Transgender|here]].}}

{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]
[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is a cowardly, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms, something that already doesn't come naturally to autistic folks. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside, although it can be argued that his work for [[Praetor]] can be considered one), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]</ref>

Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

[[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]

[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.

In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not to have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.

==Aliases==
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine."}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname "Chris-Chan," a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia "is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents." Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name "Chris-Chan" is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as "Chris Chan," as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler." He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC," and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick." Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine." In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's." Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo," and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler," or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.).

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. As of the Jail Saga, he calls himself "Jesus Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime", to account for him being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, sometimes even saying Jesus as "Hayy-zeus", probably as a botched attempt to sound Spanish, and sometimes shortening the name to "Christ-ine". And yes, [[Animate! Raleigh#Aqua Teen Hunger Force panel|he actually introduces himself as Jesus Christ in public]]. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy," popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris," used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth." Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his more recent antics.

==Foundational Era==
===Childhood and Adolescence===
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}

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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, "monkey," was spoken at just 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school," which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian," which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[Creepy stare|stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.

Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.

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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face." Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.
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===Adult Chronicles===
{{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkop|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.

==Classic Era==
{{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}

{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The GAMe PLACe|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.

==Crossdresser Era==
{{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}

{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or "[[tomgirl]]," as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.

[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris lived with his widowed mother until [[2021]] ([[Incest Saga|not that he willingly moved out]]), who along with the [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], was his only source of income during this time. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and apparent cognitive decline are considered.

After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, already existing [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin|following the loss of the sanctity of his personal retreat]] but no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]], after coming out as a transgender woman.]]

Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.

While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.

[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely." Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.

Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.

In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.

[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.

==Transgender Era==

{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}

{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]

In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.

More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove."

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

==Goddess Era==
{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}

{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]

After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.

Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.

Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.

During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<ref>[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]</ref>

==Downfall Era==
{{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}

{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}

[[File:Cwc-arrest.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Chris fought the law and the law won... Well, kinda.]]

[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]

After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].

[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]

However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Carpetbaggers#Ethan Ralph|Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph]].]]

What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.

On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.

While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].

[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]

Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Carpetbaggers|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.

Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.

Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown unless Chris opens up about what happened (assuming that he says anything not affected by his own fantasies, which seems like wishful thinking). He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.

On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]]. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Carpetbaggers|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.

==Second Coming Era==
{{main|2023|2024|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Sightings (2024)|Second Coming}}

{{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|"Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime"]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}

[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|right|Free as fuck.]]

The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].

Though every good story needs a sequel, right?

After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> before updating their files to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[Autism disorder deferred disposition|autism disorder deferred disposition]].

Chris was temporarily moved to [[Gateway Homes]], a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as "[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]]."

In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to "Resolved Order Pending,"<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]</ref> Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].

On 23 [[August 2023]], Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.

[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|left|Chris, having a normal one in a 2024 livestream, where he swears he hasn't been watching hentai.]]

Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref> While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later, [[Fan visits#JacksonStarship|but Barb was since seen living there]] with all of her animals, being taken care off by a caretaker. That day also marked the first of many sightings of a mysterious girl, dubbed "Food Lion Lady", "Meryl", "Egg", or even "Cabbage Patch".

By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story in order to troll [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]]; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]].

In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day after his infamous reputation caught up to him and the weens reported him to the convention staff.

At least twice, Chris traveled to [[Finland]] with Flutter.

As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.

==Featured Fan Videos==
{{quote|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.|[[Null]] [[Null DMs#Sound of mind|realizes Chris is beyond help]].}}

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| name = CWC ~ A Sad Story
| ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4
| Stardate = 20 November 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything
| ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI
| Stardate = 4 March 2021
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan
| ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw
| Stardate = 16 August 2021
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]
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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account

{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}

{{Newbie}}
{{Check this out}}
{{People}}
{{Timeline|nocat=true}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]
[[Category:Chris]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Family Members]]
[[Category:Millennial Generation]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]
[[Category:Homos]]
[[Category:Autistic]]
[[Category:LGBT]]

Talk:Main Page

2024-12-22T11:00:12Z

AAE: /* "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." */ new section

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates. For other questions, please use [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].}}

For older conversations, see the '''archives''':

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|Archive 1]] (2009)

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|Archive 2]] (2009 - 2010)

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 3|Archive 3]] (2010 - 2020)
== "The encyclopedia about" line ==

Currently it reads "The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler." Should we change that to read "Chris Chan" or "Christine Weston Chandler" instead? Christian hasn't been his name for years. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:27, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:My personal preference is the latter (Christine). Alternatively: "The encyclopedia about the [[Chris|author]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 04:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
::I say, focus on "Chris-Chan". Officially CWCki policy is to stick with [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Chris's TRUE and ORIGINAL gender]], so "Christine" isn't typically used in spite of the name-change legally happening. Plus, Chris-Chan is the name that garnered the most attention anyways. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 10:18, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:"Chris Chan" would be convenient since the [[:File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg]] uses Christian, and "Chris Chan" has been a nickname for both "Christian" and "Christine". Otherwise we would need a new CWCki Intro image with "Christine" to avoid confusion. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:58, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
::Something like this? — "The encyclopedia about [[Chris-Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 20:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:::Okay with me. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)
::Chris has been fine with being referred to as Chris post-namechange to Christine, so I think if we were to change it, Chris-Chan/Chris Chan would be the best way to do it. Most people refer to him as Chris as opposed to Christian or Christine anyway. --[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:23, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:Someone on the CWCki Discord suggested linking to [[Chris Chan]] as a way to link to his different names. Thoughts? Also, should it be written with or without the hyphen? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)
::I agree with Hurtful here, chris chan is a much more well known name and is normally the first thing we think of when we talk about chris. But i also think we should add a 'creator of sonichu' to the tagline too, similar to what little owl thought of. [[User:Mon1ka|Mon1ka]] ([[User talk:Mon1ka|talk]]) 4:01am, 26th of april 2021 (utc)
While we're at it, should we change the disclaimer at the bottom? It seems like a set-up for a punchline about Chris's inability to understand what does and does not qualify as "parody", since the subject of the wiki is a real person. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 06:25, 28 April 2021 (UTC)
:The editor who added the parody line explained his reasoning [http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/the-cwcki.1979/#post-55098 in a CWCki Club post]. I think he has a point. Much of the narrative about Chris is framed by trolls who manipulated him. Chris Chan the Internet personality is basically a parody of Chris Chandler the person. Also many CWCki pages, especially earlier ones, tend to be heavy on the mockery. What would you have in mind to change the dislaimer to? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:57, 28 April 2021 (UTC)

== Future of coping and begging counters ==

In light of the incest shit and Chris' eviction, do you think we still need the begging and coping counters? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 05:20, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
:I think that they should probably be taken down at some point and the page should be reorganized, but not until Chris has been detained. We are approaching the end of Christory as it once was, but we're still not there just yet. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 11:07, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
::I've gone ahead and removed them now he's actually in custody. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:00, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

== Reorganization ==

After taking down the counters, the page looks weirdly asymmetrical. Could we compensate for this by making each batch of DYK entries longer, or move the CWCki news section to the other side while letting Da Update be longer instead? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 08:51, 8 August 2021 (UTC)
:I think we should make the DYK batches longer, as making Da Update longer would defeat the purpose of it being a way to see all '''recent''' happenings related to CWC. Also, since I might as well bring it up here, should we add some type of counter related to Chris being arrested? Or would that be too redundant? [[User:Lez|Lez]] ([[User talk:Lez|talk]]) 11:23, 8 August 2021 (UTC)
::Might be worth putting up a new counter for how many days Chris has been in jail, considering he's being held without bond and he got a continence until at least November. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:38, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

==Re-add the discord link==

The discord link was disabled a little while ago, but the discord is now accepting new members again so the link being dead is not necessary, so I think it should be re-added. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 20:50, 20 September 2021 (UTC)
*Nvm I just figured out that i can fix it. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 21:49, 21 September 2021 (UTC)

==Wonky formatting==

Something is off with the formatting of the Main Page, I feel this needs to fixed as soon as possible. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 23:01, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
:I think [[User:Good username|Good username]]'s edits to the prison counter messed something up. I'm gonna revert everything there. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 23:07, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
:Yep, that fixed it. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 23:08, 17 October 2021 (UTC)

==The formatting of the front page is off again==

With the addition of more counters the front page is off sided once more. Does anyone have any ideas on a good way to fill the space on the right? We could always just get rid of a couple of lines on [[template:DYK|Did You Know]]. Ideas are welcome. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 17:59, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
:I wouldn't mind reducing the number of DYK entries per block (maybe down to 15, or 10 if that's necessary) in favor of having more entries in the randomizer. I tried fixing the formatting on the thing but I couldn't figure it out, and sometimes the template is blank. It may be worth merging the counters into one combined template, though – that might fix some of the formatting problems. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 20:51, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
:I have proceeded to redistribute the DYK entries to ten entries per blocks, and merge {{tl|DYK}} and {{tl|Did you know}} back together since the latter merely called the former with a parser function. For reference, Wikipedia has eight entries. I may not be able to delete {{tl|DYK}} due to Chris having edited the template back in 2010. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 22:26, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

== Jail templates ==

One of the jail templates should mention that Chris intends to post the info of people who contact him. Maybe in the Incarceration Counter? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:00, 26 February 2022 (UTC)

== Motherfucker ==

The "encyclopedia about" line could use an update. How about "The premier encyclopedia on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]."? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:49, 1 March 2022 (UTC)

:I mean, more and more people are flocking to this website from that for one thing, and this site is pretty much the most comprehensive thing about Chris there is. Even Geno's Documentary series is just a CliffNote version of the site. So I say we update it to that. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 06:07, 1 March 2022 (UTC)

==Blanked pages==

Whats the deal with all the blanked pages? Is anyone else getting that when logged out? [[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 05:37, 2 March 2022 (UTC)

:Marvin adjusted some settings. Are things loading better now? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:50, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

::Yes they are. I think it's safe to shut off the loading news template. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 16:56, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

:::Looks like it's happening again... is this an attack or just "normal" wiki issues? --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 17:18, 29 October 2022 (EDT)

== CopperCab ==

Not sure where to put this, but CopperCab privated the second part of his interview with Chris, so if anyone has a copy put it in there.

== Downtime ==

Should we put a note somewhere on the Main Page on the CWCki's recent downtime and its return? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:59, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

* Yeah, I think that'd be ideal. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 06:17, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

* Where would be a good place? Thinking maybe the CWCki News template or writing it directly into Main Page between the Welcome and New? boxes. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:59, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

**I was thinking just editing the downtime template for that. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 07:30, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

**Sounds good. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:47, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

== Consolidate Begging/Jesus Christ Counter ==

Seeing as the "Days since last begged for cash" and the "days since last claiming to be jesus" counters are identical, I think it might make sense to consolidate them. I think it would be more meaningful to simply have a counter for how many days its been since there has been any sighting/communication from Chris considering its pushing 100 days and isn't showing any signs of stopping.[[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 17:25, 25 October 2022 (EDT)
:We might as well replace the counter with a days since we've last heard from Chris or just have the Jesus counter; the separate counters served their purpose back when Chris was regularly writing letters and idea of Chris calming to be Jesus was still new but I agree it's not really needed anymore. Also don't forget to sign your posts with four tildes. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 23:53, 24 October 2022 (EDT)
:Agree. Maybe we could go about it by removing both counters from Main Page and modifying the Incarceration one. What was the date of last communication, something from [[Praetor Jail Art]]? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:20, 25 October 2022 (EDT)
:I just had a thought. Perhaps a count down to the next known court appearance would add value to the front page?[[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 10:30, 17 March 2023 (EDT)

== Banner for more editors ==

Been thinking about adding a template at the top of Main Page basically saying CWCki could use more editors since there's a backlog of info to add and info is continuously being released which needs to be added into articles. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:15, 21 May 2023 (EDT)

== Documentaries Section ==

Turkey Tom's Chris Chan Documentary has been out for a few weeks now and its pretty good. I think its worthy of being added to the documentaries in the "New? Start Here!" section. However, I can also see that there is limited space on that tab. Perhaps we should have a dedicated article for Chris Chan documentaries and link that? There's so many to choose from, and more get created every year at this point. [[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 17:33, 7 June 2023 (EDT)

:I don't think a page on his video is warranted, because Chris hasn't reacted to it. As for a documentaries article, maybe the [[Christubers]] or [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)]] pages could be modified to mention those? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:15, 7 June 2023 (EDT)

== Readding Improvement template to Main Page ==

Since there are a lot of active projects, I thought the [[:Template:Improvement‎‎]] could be brought back and added to the main page again. Maybe replacing Quote of the Now since not much is happening with Chris currently (Quote can be added back in if something does happen). [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:31, 15 June 2023 (EDT)

== Putting Current events into CWCki news? ==

How would i be able to turn the Current events icon into a template, so whenever there's a new current even the latest one gets put under the empty space in the Cwcki news box? Below the text "Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions)." to be specific - Cwconthedraw, 5:45 26 August 2023

== "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." ==

Should we still have this on the front page?

Those who don't know that this is a parody of one of CWC's many disclaimers on their fan comics might think it means that the site itself is a parody or that nothing on the site may be true.

CWCki writing is not quiiite as dramatized as it was yesterday – people don't act like the famous troll's real name is "Clyde Cash", born on the bicentennial, any longer.

This quote will give people the wrong idea about CWC and their life. [[User:AAE|AAE]] ([[User talk:AAE|talk]]) 06:00, 22 December 2024 (EST)

Template:Newbie

2024-09-19T07:12:57Z

AAE:

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|list1 = [[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] • [[Christian Weston Chandler]] • [[CWCki:Glossary|Glossary]] • [[CWCki:Gossip|Common Misconceptions]] • [[List of Videos]] • CWChronology ([[CWCki:CWChronology|Introduction and Terminology]] • [[Saga]]) <br> Documentaries ([[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo's Documentary]] • ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'' • ''[[Beneath the Bridge]]'' • ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet|Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' (canceled) • ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'') • [[Lost Media]]

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|list1 = [[Sonichu (comic)]] • [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]] • [[CWCVille]] • [[Sonichu (character)]] • [[Sonichu (species)]] • [[Rosechu]] • [[Rosechu (species)]] • [[Chaotic Combo]] ([[Wild]] • [[Bubbles]] • [[Punchy]] • [[Angelica]] • [[Magi-Chan]]) • [[Mary Lee Walsh]] • [[Count Graduon]] • [[Blake]] • [[Jerkop]]

|group2 = <div style="font-family:comic sans ms">Love Quest</div>
|list2 = [[Love Quest]] • [[Sweetheart]] • [[List of Love Quest candidates]] • [[Mia Hamm]] • [[Affair with Mother]] • [[Attraction Sign]] • [[Boyfriend-free girl]] • [[Gal pal]]

|group3 = <div style="font-family:comic sans ms">Fantasies</div>
|list3 = [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Messiah complex|Messiah Complex]] • [[Magical thinking]] • [[Imaginary friends]] • [[Imaginary family]] • [[Spirit possession]] • [[Polyamorous marriage]]

|group4 = <div style="font-family:comic sans ms">Internet</div>
|list4 = [[Chris and the Internet|Internet Presence]] ([[YouTube]], [[Twitter]]/X, [[Facebook]])• [[Trolls]] • [[Unholy Tetrad]] ([[White Knights]] • [[A-logs]] • [[Enablers]] • [[Weens]])

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|group6 = <div style="font-family:comic sans ms">Important places</div>
|list6 = [[14 Branchland Court]] • [[Rental House]] • [[Big Island House]] • [[Chris's homes|Other homes]] • [[Chris's room]] • [[CWCville]] • [[Fashion Square Mall]] • [[Manchester High School]] • [[The GAMe PLACe]] • [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] • [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] • [[Western State Hospital]]

|group7 = <div style="font-family:comic sans ms">Mental Health</div>
|list7 = [[Autism]] • [[Transgender]] • [[Chris and his ego|Ego]] • [[Chris and his personality|Personality]] • [[Chris and gender|Gender]] • [[Chris and coping|Coping]] • [[Chris and manipulation|Manipulation]] • [[Chris and mental healthcare|Mental Healthcare]] • [[Chris and nostalgia|Nostalgia]] • [[Chris and reality|Reality]] • [[Chris and anger|Anger]] • [[Chris and negligence|Negligence]] • [[Chris and kindness|Kindness]] • [[Chris and stress|Stress]] • [[Chris and remorse|Remorse]] • [[Chris and death|Death]]
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|group3 = <div style="font-family:comic sans ms">Editing the CWCki</div>
|list3 = [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|Quick Guide]] • [[Help:A CWC Guide to Wiki Editing|Wiki Editing]] • [[Help:Contents|Help]] • [[CWCki:Improvement|To-do list]]
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Chris and English

2024-08-03T06:56:00Z

AAE: /* Virginia is for Virgin Ears */

[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]
[[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor [[Computer|this]].]]

{{quote|I No [[Chris and socialization|Socialize]] Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}

[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> Chris often shows little regard for even the most informal standards of spelling, grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, and form. Additionally, he uses obscure constructs that may be grammatically correct, but are also unnecessarily wordy, confusing, semantically vague, or atypical. Other habits, such as his use of "y'all," "ain't," dropped G's (running pronounced runnin'), and double negatives, are clear markers of his [[Virginia|Southeastern]] regional accent. Still others are just plain nonsensical, at least without prior knowledge of his {{w|idiolect}}.

Chris spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general, as well as his broader grasp on [[Chris and language|linguistic communication]].

==CWC-isms==
{{Main|CWC-isms}}
Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]." He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu|Asian]] nation.

In the case of words like the definite article "da," Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like "[[tobacky]]," "[[niggos]]," and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds [[Homos|repulsive]], so he is forced to come up with euphemisms for these terms, which range from [[Navy|confusing puns]] to changing a single letter in a word, barely altering it's pronunciation (i.e. niggos). The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.

These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.

{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay," being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will [[Chris and the law|ONLY LEGALLY]] be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances." Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.

His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his Ego|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

==Written language==
Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.

For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech. His grammar is also, predictably, abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|fingering]] as "[[CWC-isms#O|outtercourse]],"<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-''—which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all—while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning "between." (Incidentally, "outercourse" is an actual colloquialism meaning {{w|Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping}}, not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes "inputed" as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.<ref>[[wiktionary:input]]</ref>

Chris often misuses punctuation in many ways, with comedic results. In particular, he tends not to use hyphens when they're needed, but for some reason also add hyphens where they ''aren't'' needed, such as in his stock phrase "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]." Clearly he means that he wants to create a relationship from the "ground up." A literal interpretation, though, means he wants to create a girlfriend from something that's been ground up—coffee, cinnamon, pepper, etc. Another prominent example is him writing "rest assured" as "[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]" as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement.

Because Chris feels the need to type things precisely as he would say them, and worries that he will be misunderstood in print, he makes heavy usage of repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style, comparable to the style used in comic books and graphic novels, which have no doubt influenced him. He also tends to Capitalize Words At Random (a common literary trait among Autistics), especially Nouns and those which hold Importance to the sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to systematically understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying, similar to the Old Grammatical Laws of the Middle [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1800s]]. Also owing to his highly recitative manner of writing, he often adds letters to words to emphasize them. While this on its own is not something unique to Chris, most other people would write "sooo" instead of "so," for example. Chris, however, would only add one "o" to make "soo," which is rather amusing when read phonetically as it makes him sound like a stereotypical [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] [[Homos|homosexual]].

{{quote|And the ONLY REASON [[virgin|I have not had sex yet]] in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Homosexuality] on CWCipedia</ref>}}

Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like a child, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he'll often veer off topic in order to babble about [[Random-access humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading, or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences, and a copious amount of text in general (especially in the comics). A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be "[[honest]]," which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would mean he's not telling the whole truth. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.

Chris has demonstrated particular ineptitude in his usage of semicolons. Semicolons are usually used to connect two independent clauses together without a conjunction, and whatever succeeds a semicolon should be pertinent to whatever immediately preceded it. Chris, however, uses them to crudely string together two (or more) tangentially-related thoughts into a sentence that is consequently incoherent to anyone and which causes confusion as to what Chris even means in the first place. Chris also frequently misuses the semicolon in character dialogue, using it where he should use a full stop (period) or something else entirely.

{{quote|...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters," [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "[[Bubbles Rosechu]]," "[[Angelica Rosechu]]," and recently introduced, "[[Lolisa Rosechu]]," of whom her Boyfriend, "[[Jamsta Sonichu]]," was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}

===Spelling===
[[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]

It is well-known that Chris has trouble with simple spelling, as evidenced by all the "''{{w|sic}}''" tags scattered around the CWCki. Despite a myriad of other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He has many rigid, totally consistent habits which he never corrects, such as substituting "ein" for "eni," as in "[[seinor prom|seinor]]" (senior) and "geinus" ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Similarly, "teir" is how Chris spells the word tier on his [[Patreon]] page.

[[File:Teir.png|thumb|150px|How Chris spells tier, one example of many on the page.]]

Chris often spells difficult words phonetically, like a grade-school child still learning literacy, for example spelling "caricature" as "characiture," rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling.

Long after fans discovered his comics, it was realized that the term "[[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]]" is supposed to be a pun, and not just another instance of Chris's butchery of the English language resulting from "u" and "i" being adjacent on the QWERTY keyboard, as most had originally assumed. This largely goes to show that Chris's ability to spell correctly is so noticeably poor that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes unnoticed for ''years''.

In 2014, when he started dating the British-affiliated [[Catherine]], Chris arbitrarily began to use British spellings, especially of the word "colour," since this was particularly relevant to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest du jour]]. By March 2015, he was still using these spellings, using the dumb excuse that he was of [[Anne Boleyn|British]] [[Daniel Weston|ancestry]]. He has been observed to (inconsistently) use U.K. English spellings as recently as [[May 2022]] in [[Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022|his letter]] to [[Kengle]] following his return to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]].

===Typos===
[[Image:Sonichu_Typos.jpg|thumb|left|More perfect spelling from <s>Mr.</s> [[Tomgirl|Miss]] Chandler.]]

The above spelling problem is only compounded by Chris's constant typos. The very first sentence on the first page of the comic contains the word "[[Sonichu 0|mies]]" in place of "miles." And even when he edits pages that contain these mistakes and has a chance to fix them, he invariably misses them a second time, like "[[Sonichu 7|dood]]" instead of "good" in issue seven.

The fact that these typos exist only goes to prove that Chris does not bother to proofread his works even a single time after completion and prior to uploading them to the Internet. And assuming that he has read his own comic at some point or another, and that someone '''must''' have drawn his attention to these mistakes at some point, the only logical conclusion is that Chris can not be bothered to go back and fix these typos even when he is aware of them.

Chris acknowledged these spelling mistakes in a [[July 2017 tweets#Improvement|tweet]] on [[July 2017]], claiming that the typos are "etched in history forever."

===Definitions and vocabulary===
Chris has a very bad habit of not knowing what he's talking about, and this is readily observable in his '''vocabulary''' – beyond the above [[CWC-isms]]. Chris still believes the word "[[naïve]]" means stupid, and thus hates being called it. Naïve, in simple terms, means "ignorance or gullibility because of a lack of experience." Therefore, this word accurately describes Chris because he doesn't do anything, and because of that he's gullible and ignorant. Another word Chris throws around with wild abandon is "slander." Chris constantly calls his [[ED]] page and the [[CWCki]] slanderous. Slander is defamation. Defamation is the destruction of reputation or character through manipulation of video, photographic, and audio evidence. Libel is like slander, but is defamation through writing.

There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest|true]], and backed up with evidence [[Honest Content|provided by none other than Chris himself]].

Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term "bearing false witness" multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying "lying" or "misrepresenting," as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|this may have]] [[Ego|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to "make a false idol of the brown-shirted one" even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.

===Repetition===
Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim, which does little except to gradually annoy whoever he's addressing. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a "[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up." This clunky phrasing is reiterated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He makes copious usage of his "joke" that "[[Dating Education|Date ed]]" sounds "[[Sonichu 9|dated]]" and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as having "starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump," notably in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]]. During the [[2008]] election, Bob joked to Chris that Obama would paint the White House black if he was elected. Chris [[Autism|seemed to take this literally]], incorporated the joke into [[Sonichu 8]], and even got his father to sign the page, and years later, he still occasionally talked about the former President repainting the White House.

Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It is tempting to just blame his autism for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be the product of his autism — other possibilities include that:
* Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so "successfully," he tends to reuse what he knows is (or believes to be) a working formula.
* Chris mistakenly thinks his peculiar constructions are funny and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one original joke]].
* Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.
* Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.
Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as "[[CWC-isms]]" follow the above pattern.

====Piecemeal language use====
Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies all of his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he has not used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, it will often fly straight over his head, and accordingly he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in the correct context. Despite this, it is as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris is not worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.

To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title "[[New Address]]"; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, one that is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrasebook, finding the entry "New Address," and saying "OK, that is probably close enough--it has 'new' and 'address' in it."

For more blatant examples, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands "Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive" bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand. Also, when listing his definitely ancient television on [[Craigslist]], he demands "CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE." which doesn't apply at all to something like an old TV, and directly contradicts his very own offer. Regarding "No haggle" or a "better offer," it is clear he has no clue what "haggle" even means. He most likely picked up the jargon from other entries on the site.<ref>See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': "WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF."</ref>

==Semantics==
As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical. A Facebook status reveals that, through unknown means, he has come to believe that "empirical" means "rejecting scientific methods of knowing," which is more or less the opposite of the word's actual meaning. Since his source for this is listed as Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D., a character in ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}'', perhaps this odd idea came from content in the [[100 2269|Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band]]''.

He described the word "benevolent" as sounding "derogatory"<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> — he might have mixed it up with "belligerent," which means "war-like," or "malevolent," an antonym of "benevolent."

Years later, in 2016, Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be."<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it is a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

===Muddled-up proverbs===
A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he does not really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he does not exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.

Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:

* "Those who are unable to, teach."<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>
* "[[Duck|The shaped OBJECT]] is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>
* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia</ref>
* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes"/>

The last example illustrates several problems:

* "The pen is mightier than the sword" (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night") is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris does not understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: "pen is more permanent than a pencil." He doesn't understand that "pen" could easily be replaced with "pencil" or "keyboard" in the original saying – it's a {{W|metonym|metonym}} for the written word.
* It is also problematic because normally, "A, yet B" is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': "A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well." One would think that a pen being permanent makes it more mighty.
* Still, Chris fails at explaining why it is so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with the original phrase — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear to all, probably including Chris himself. Perhaps it's simply another form of [[random-access humor]].

===Literal interpretations===
Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.

====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====
Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons or hyperbole in general. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the "exact" meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

: '''Kacey's Father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.
: '''Chris:''' Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!
: …
: '''Kacey's Father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.
: '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' Don't… Don't patronize me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.

In the first example, Chris clearly only hears "You[…] stuff candy down your throat" and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just healthy foods like vegetables (a blatant lie, but that is beside the point). Because he feels threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that Kacey's dad was trying to make gets lost in the sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris reach complete dead ends.

As the quote read in the [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm. Chris is no exception, and he is often unable to pick up sarcastic comments, as seen in the Guru Larry interview.<ref>[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]</ref>

====Questions and suggestions====
Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. His answers to questions are always laconic with no elaboration, and cannot distinguish the implied meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag #2]]</ref>

: '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?
: '''A:''' Yes.

To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of "What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?" but instead, Chris interpreted "Do you listen to any music?" literally as a question that can be answered "yes" or "no." Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.

Another example:<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]]</ref>
: '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.

This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.

This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of "Never come to this store again." Chris probably took this to mean "You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now," and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.

===Television jargon===
In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to "stay tuned" to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This on its own is innocuous, as normal people might use "stay tuned" in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as "Great Director Chandler"<ref>[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag #34, to Evan]]</ref> (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics "director's cuts."<ref>[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|''Sonichu'' Quiz #2]]</ref> [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] begins with the "Previously..." type of recap of the end of the previous comic more usually seen in a TV series. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to "episodes" rather than chapters. He has used "TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7" ratings for certain scenes<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref> and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed the {{w|Federal Communications Commission}} for the messed-up ratings,<ref>[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag #51]]</ref> even though the FCC has no authority over online or printed media. He promised a second "season" of the comic — apparently a "reboot" will commence with a "clip show episode" in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]].<ref>[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag #51]]</ref> It is as if he is familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of "writers" instead of "directors," "chapters" instead of "episodes," "volumes" instead of "seasons," rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.

It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show.]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. "''For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic''].''"</ref> More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an "anime," with himself as director.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue #3 Page 9]</ref>

===Backwards spelling===
Chris also has a habit of [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Sdrawcab|spelling certain words, phrases, or names of people backwards]] in order to emphasize them in a sentence. In Chris's mind, words wield a great deal of power, and spelling a name or word backwards can serve to degrade its subject or indicate that Chris views it negatively.

Notable examples include:

* "[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]" - Chris's doppelgänger in the comics who is his exact opposite, being completely evil and extremely gay.
* "Hslaw Eel Yram" - Chris's reversal of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s name, in one of his custom ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards.
* "Pmurt" - Trump backwards, rhymes with "Hurt." Sometimes the "P" is silent. "[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|EID PMURT, EID!!!]]"
* "Namgge" - Used by Chris to refer to [[Doctor Robotnik|Eggman]] from Sonic. (Pronounced like "[[TooManyGames#Bowser vs Robotnik panel|Nah, I'm gay]]" with the words [[Speech impediment|slurred together]] a bit.)
* "Wem" - [[A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction#Transcript|Used by Chris to refer to the Pokemon Mew.]]
* "Dratsab Gniyarteb" - Calling [[Null]] a "betraying bastard" in his [[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021|jail correspondence]].
* "[[Reeb]]"

===Other strange points===
Chris seems to [[Chris and brand loyalty|cling to trademarks]]. In [[Mailbag 10|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now," rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.

He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge|free-running]] with {{w|Parkay|a brand of butter}}.

Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; before he assumed he was female, he almost always referred to himself as "Christian Weston Chandler" or, God forbid, "'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler"— if he was feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.

Chris also has a habit of inventing new words by muddling the tense of existing ones. This often goes along with his previously-mentioned preference for somewhat odd word choices as he tries to force words into sentences they don't belong in. A good example would be be Chris's love of the word "crestfallen" that came about during the [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. While the word usually exists as a adjective, Chris uses it in a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall."

==The spoken word==
[[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary. Notice how Chris's most used word is "uh."]]
Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, although that's not really saying much. He claims ad nauseam [[Song of Christian|the first word]] [[Autism Tutorial|he ever spoke]] [[Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile#His_Early_Years_-_Birth_to_1992|was "monkey"]] at the age of six weeks, which is physically impossible. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as "uh," "hmm," and "yeah" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also [[Speech impediment|tends to stutter and repeat himself]].

{{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the {{w||Game Informer}}.|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|''Brutal Legend'']] is worthy of a perfect score.}}

Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is [[Random-access humor|trying to be funny]].

{{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow {{w|R. Kelly}}'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising.]]}}

While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[:File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.

{{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit.]]}}

Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:

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There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as "ever so lonesome"). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.

Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:

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Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris seems to have realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated husk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.

===Idiosyncrasies===
Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is "Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya." Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of "Virginia." This is of course explainable by his autism, but it is also related to his [[Random-access humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.

It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|"Smell Yo Duck"]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word "dick" altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously nothing more than a comical exaggeration on his part, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a {{w|Synesthesia|synaesthete}}. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|"smelling someone's dick"]], as he has no problem hurling curse words (including "dick") at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].

==Profanity==
: ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''

At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly part of an effort by Chris to seem more "adult."

He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to sporadically censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: "D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash,"<ref>[[CWC Blog]], December 2009</ref> for instance, or "[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bugs_Bunny|BUGS BUNNY]] WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<ref>[[Mailbag 39|Mailbag #39]]</ref> (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "[[CWC-isms#X|XXXXX]]"; the X's are clearly meant to stand in for "bitch".) Even relatively mild words such as "damn" and "crap" get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[audiobooks]].

It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.online/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)

===Virginia is for Virgin Ears===

The usage of profanity, even in private, was illegal in Virginia until 2020. However, this law was seldom enforced. Nowadays, even swearing in public is legal in Virginia.<ref>[https://gardenandgun.com/articles/its-finally-legal-to-curse-in-virginia/]</ref>

However, Virginia law still prohibits the use of profanity over the telephone, airwaves, or other electronic methods, which would include YouTube videos. Much of Chris' output is technically illegal.

Chris hasn't been prosecuted for this, though, and such a prosecution would be flimsy under the First Amendment if it were ever tried in a state or federal high court – state courts have neutered similar laws still on the books in other states (including California, which only enforces its "offensive language" disturbing-the-peace laws when immediate physical violence or physical provocation ensues, even if the profanity occurred in public).

Still, private businesses in any state are free to enforce bans on vulgar language.

==See also==
* [[Speech impediment]]
* [[Chris's resume]]
* [[The High School Story]]
* [[Chris and writing]]
* [[Spanish]]
* Anything written on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English|Chris's high school English homework]]

==References==
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[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]
[[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor [[Computer|this]].]]

{{quote|I No [[Chris and socialization|Socialize]] Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}

[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> Chris often shows little regard for even the most informal standards of spelling, grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, and form. Additionally, he uses obscure constructs that may be grammatically correct, but are also unnecessarily wordy, confusing, semantically vague, or atypical. Other habits, such as his use of "y'all," "ain't," dropped G's (running pronounced runnin'), and double negatives, are clear markers of his [[Virginia|Southeastern]] regional accent. Still others are just plain nonsensical, at least without prior knowledge of his {{w|idiolect}}.

Chris spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general, as well as his broader grasp on [[Chris and language|linguistic communication]].

==CWC-isms==
{{Main|CWC-isms}}
Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]." He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu|Asian]] nation.

In the case of words like the definite article "da," Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like "[[tobacky]]," "[[niggos]]," and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds [[Homos|repulsive]], so he is forced to come up with euphemisms for these terms, which range from [[Navy|confusing puns]] to changing a single letter in a word, barely altering it's pronunciation (i.e. niggos). The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.

These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.

{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay," being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will [[Chris and the law|ONLY LEGALLY]] be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances." Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.

His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his Ego|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

==Written language==
Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.

For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech. His grammar is also, predictably, abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|fingering]] as "[[CWC-isms#O|outtercourse]],"<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-''—which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all—while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning "between." (Incidentally, "outercourse" is an actual colloquialism meaning {{w|Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping}}, not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes "inputed" as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.<ref>[[wiktionary:input]]</ref>

Chris often misuses punctuation in many ways, with comedic results. In particular, he tends not to use hyphens when they're needed, but for some reason also add hyphens where they ''aren't'' needed, such as in his stock phrase "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]." Clearly he means that he wants to create a relationship from the "ground up." A literal interpretation, though, means he wants to create a girlfriend from something that's been ground up—coffee, cinnamon, pepper, etc. Another prominent example is him writing "rest assured" as "[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]" as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement.

Because Chris feels the need to type things precisely as he would say them, and worries that he will be misunderstood in print, he makes heavy usage of repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style, comparable to the style used in comic books and graphic novels, which have no doubt influenced him. He also tends to Capitalize Words At Random (a common literary trait among Autistics), especially Nouns and those which hold Importance to the sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to systematically understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying, similar to the Old Grammatical Laws of the Middle [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1800s]]. Also owing to his highly recitative manner of writing, he often adds letters to words to emphasize them. While this on its own is not something unique to Chris, most other people would write "sooo" instead of "so," for example. Chris, however, would only add one "o" to make "soo," which is rather amusing when read phonetically as it makes him sound like a stereotypical [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] [[Homos|homosexual]].

{{quote|And the ONLY REASON [[virgin|I have not had sex yet]] in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Homosexuality] on CWCipedia</ref>}}

Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like a child, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he'll often veer off topic in order to babble about [[Random-access humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading, or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences, and a copious amount of text in general (especially in the comics). A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be "[[honest]]," which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would mean he's not telling the whole truth. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.

Chris has demonstrated particular ineptitude in his usage of semicolons. Semicolons are usually used to connect two independent clauses together without a conjunction, and whatever succeeds a semicolon should be pertinent to whatever immediately preceded it. Chris, however, uses them to crudely string together two (or more) tangentially-related thoughts into a sentence that is consequently incoherent to anyone and which causes confusion as to what Chris even means in the first place. Chris also frequently misuses the semicolon in character dialogue, using it where he should use a full stop (period) or something else entirely.

{{quote|...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters," [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "[[Bubbles Rosechu]]," "[[Angelica Rosechu]]," and recently introduced, "[[Lolisa Rosechu]]," of whom her Boyfriend, "[[Jamsta Sonichu]]," was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}

===Spelling===
[[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]

It is well-known that Chris has trouble with simple spelling, as evidenced by all the "''{{w|sic}}''" tags scattered around the CWCki. Despite a myriad of other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He has many rigid, totally consistent habits which he never corrects, such as substituting "ein" for "eni," as in "[[seinor prom|seinor]]" (senior) and "geinus" ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Similarly, "teir" is how Chris spells the word tier on his [[Patreon]] page.

[[File:Teir.png|thumb|150px|How Chris spells tier, one example of many on the page.]]

Chris often spells difficult words phonetically, like a grade-school child still learning literacy, for example spelling "caricature" as "characiture," rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling.

Long after fans discovered his comics, it was realized that the term "[[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]]" is supposed to be a pun, and not just another instance of Chris's butchery of the English language resulting from "u" and "i" being adjacent on the QWERTY keyboard, as most had originally assumed. This largely goes to show that Chris's ability to spell correctly is so noticeably poor that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes unnoticed for ''years''.

In 2014, when he started dating the British-affiliated [[Catherine]], Chris arbitrarily began to use British spellings, especially of the word "colour," since this was particularly relevant to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest du jour]]. By March 2015, he was still using these spellings, using the dumb excuse that he was of [[Anne Boleyn|British]] [[Daniel Weston|ancestry]]. He has been observed to (inconsistently) use U.K. English spellings as recently as [[May 2022]] in [[Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022|his letter]] to [[Kengle]] following his return to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]].

===Typos===
[[Image:Sonichu_Typos.jpg|thumb|left|More perfect spelling from <s>Mr.</s> [[Tomgirl|Miss]] Chandler.]]

The above spelling problem is only compounded by Chris's constant typos. The very first sentence on the first page of the comic contains the word "[[Sonichu 0|mies]]" in place of "miles." And even when he edits pages that contain these mistakes and has a chance to fix them, he invariably misses them a second time, like "[[Sonichu 7|dood]]" instead of "good" in issue seven.

The fact that these typos exist only goes to prove that Chris does not bother to proofread his works even a single time after completion and prior to uploading them to the Internet. And assuming that he has read his own comic at some point or another, and that someone '''must''' have drawn his attention to these mistakes at some point, the only logical conclusion is that Chris can not be bothered to go back and fix these typos even when he is aware of them.

Chris acknowledged these spelling mistakes in a [[July 2017 tweets#Improvement|tweet]] on [[July 2017]], claiming that the typos are "etched in history forever."

===Definitions and vocabulary===
Chris has a very bad habit of not knowing what he's talking about, and this is readily observable in his '''vocabulary''' – beyond the above [[CWC-isms]]. Chris still believes the word "[[naïve]]" means stupid, and thus hates being called it. Naïve, in simple terms, means "ignorance or gullibility because of a lack of experience." Therefore, this word accurately describes Chris because he doesn't do anything, and because of that he's gullible and ignorant. Another word Chris throws around with wild abandon is "slander." Chris constantly calls his [[ED]] page and the [[CWCki]] slanderous. Slander is defamation. Defamation is the destruction of reputation or character through manipulation of video, photographic, and audio evidence. Libel is like slander, but is defamation through writing.

There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest|true]], and backed up with evidence [[Honest Content|provided by none other than Chris himself]].

Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term "bearing false witness" multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying "lying" or "misrepresenting," as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|this may have]] [[Ego|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to "make a false idol of the brown-shirted one" even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.

===Repetition===
Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim, which does little except to gradually annoy whoever he's addressing. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a "[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up." This clunky phrasing is reiterated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He makes copious usage of his "joke" that "[[Dating Education|Date ed]]" sounds "[[Sonichu 9|dated]]" and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as having "starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump," notably in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]]. During the [[2008]] election, Bob joked to Chris that Obama would paint the White House black if he was elected. Chris [[Autism|seemed to take this literally]], incorporated the joke into [[Sonichu 8]], and even got his father to sign the page, and years later, he still occasionally talked about the former President repainting the White House.

Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It is tempting to just blame his autism for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be the product of his autism — other possibilities include that:
* Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so "successfully," he tends to reuse what he knows is (or believes to be) a working formula.
* Chris mistakenly thinks his peculiar constructions are funny and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one original joke]].
* Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.
* Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.
Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as "[[CWC-isms]]" follow the above pattern.

====Piecemeal language use====
Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies all of his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he has not used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, it will often fly straight over his head, and accordingly he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in the correct context. Despite this, it is as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris is not worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.

To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title "[[New Address]]"; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, one that is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrasebook, finding the entry "New Address," and saying "OK, that is probably close enough--it has 'new' and 'address' in it."

For more blatant examples, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands "Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive" bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand. Also, when listing his definitely ancient television on [[Craigslist]], he demands "CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE." which doesn't apply at all to something like an old TV, and directly contradicts his very own offer. Regarding "No haggle" or a "better offer," it is clear he has no clue what "haggle" even means. He most likely picked up the jargon from other entries on the site.<ref>See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': "WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF."</ref>

==Semantics==
As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical. A Facebook status reveals that, through unknown means, he has come to believe that "empirical" means "rejecting scientific methods of knowing," which is more or less the opposite of the word's actual meaning. Since his source for this is listed as Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D., a character in ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}'', perhaps this odd idea came from content in the [[100 2269|Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band]]''.

He described the word "benevolent" as sounding "derogatory"<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> — he might have mixed it up with "belligerent," which means "war-like," or "malevolent," an antonym of "benevolent."

Years later, in 2016, Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be."<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it is a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

===Muddled-up proverbs===
A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he does not really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he does not exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.

Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:

* "Those who are unable to, teach."<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>
* "[[Duck|The shaped OBJECT]] is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>
* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia</ref>
* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes"/>

The last example illustrates several problems:

* "The pen is mightier than the sword" (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night") is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris does not understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: "pen is more permanent than a pencil." He doesn't understand that "pen" could easily be replaced with "pencil" or "keyboard" in the original saying – it's a {{W|metonym|metonym}} for the written word.
* It is also problematic because normally, "A, yet B" is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': "A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well." One would think that a pen being permanent makes it more mighty.
* Still, Chris fails at explaining why it is so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with the original phrase — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear to all, probably including Chris himself. Perhaps it's simply another form of [[random-access humor]].

===Literal interpretations===
Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.

====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====
Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons or hyperbole in general. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the "exact" meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

: '''Kacey's Father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.
: '''Chris:''' Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!
: …
: '''Kacey's Father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.
: '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' Don't… Don't patronize me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.

In the first example, Chris clearly only hears "You[…] stuff candy down your throat" and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just healthy foods like vegetables (a blatant lie, but that is beside the point). Because he feels threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that Kacey's dad was trying to make gets lost in the sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris reach complete dead ends.

As the quote read in the [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm. Chris is no exception, and he is often unable to pick up sarcastic comments, as seen in the Guru Larry interview.<ref>[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]</ref>

====Questions and suggestions====
Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. His answers to questions are always laconic with no elaboration, and cannot distinguish the implied meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag #2]]</ref>

: '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?
: '''A:''' Yes.

To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of "What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?" but instead, Chris interpreted "Do you listen to any music?" literally as a question that can be answered "yes" or "no." Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.

Another example:<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]]</ref>
: '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.

This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.

This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of "Never come to this store again." Chris probably took this to mean "You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now," and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.

===Television jargon===
In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to "stay tuned" to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This on its own is innocuous, as normal people might use "stay tuned" in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as "Great Director Chandler"<ref>[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag #34, to Evan]]</ref> (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics "director's cuts."<ref>[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|''Sonichu'' Quiz #2]]</ref> [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] begins with the "Previously..." type of recap of the end of the previous comic more usually seen in a TV series. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to "episodes" rather than chapters. He has used "TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7" ratings for certain scenes<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref> and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed the {{w|Federal Communications Commission}} for the messed-up ratings,<ref>[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag #51]]</ref> even though the FCC has no authority over online or printed media. He promised a second "season" of the comic — apparently a "reboot" will commence with a "clip show episode" in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]].<ref>[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag #51]]</ref> It is as if he is familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of "writers" instead of "directors," "chapters" instead of "episodes," "volumes" instead of "seasons," rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.

It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show.]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. "''For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic''].''"</ref> More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an "anime," with himself as director.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue #3 Page 9]</ref>

===Backwards spelling===
Chris also has a habit of [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Sdrawcab|spelling certain words, phrases, or names of people backwards]] in order to emphasize them in a sentence. In Chris's mind, words wield a great deal of power, and spelling a name or word backwards can serve to degrade its subject or indicate that Chris views it negatively.

Notable examples include:

* "[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]" - Chris's doppelgänger in the comics who is his exact opposite, being completely evil and extremely gay.
* "Hslaw Eel Yram" - Chris's reversal of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s name, in one of his custom ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards.
* "Pmurt" - Trump backwards, rhymes with "Hurt." Sometimes the "P" is silent. "[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|EID PMURT, EID!!!]]"
* "Namgge" - Used by Chris to refer to [[Doctor Robotnik|Eggman]] from Sonic. (Pronounced like "[[TooManyGames#Bowser vs Robotnik panel|Nah, I'm gay]]" with the words [[Speech impediment|slurred together]] a bit.)
* "Wem" - [[A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction#Transcript|Used by Chris to refer to the Pokemon Mew.]]
* "Dratsab Gniyarteb" - Calling [[Null]] a "betraying bastard" in his [[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021|jail correspondence]].
* "[[Reeb]]"

===Other strange points===
Chris seems to [[Chris and brand loyalty|cling to trademarks]]. In [[Mailbag 10|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now," rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.

He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge|free-running]] with {{w|Parkay|a brand of butter}}.

Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; before he assumed he was female, he almost always referred to himself as "Christian Weston Chandler" or, God forbid, "'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler"— if he was feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.

Chris also has a habit of inventing new words by muddling the tense of existing ones. This often goes along with his previously-mentioned preference for somewhat odd word choices as he tries to force words into sentences they don't belong in. A good example would be be Chris's love of the word "crestfallen" that came about during the [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. While the word usually exists as a adjective, Chris uses it in a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall."

==The spoken word==
[[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary. Notice how Chris's most used word is "uh."]]
Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, although that's not really saying much. He claims ad nauseam [[Song of Christian|the first word]] [[Autism Tutorial|he ever spoke]] [[Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile#His_Early_Years_-_Birth_to_1992|was "monkey"]] at the age of six weeks, which is physically impossible. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as "uh," "hmm," and "yeah" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also [[Speech impediment|tends to stutter and repeat himself]].

{{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the {{w||Game Informer}}.|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|''Brutal Legend'']] is worthy of a perfect score.}}

Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is [[Random-access humor|trying to be funny]].

{{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow {{w|R. Kelly}}'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising.]]}}

While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[:File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.

{{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit.]]}}

Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:

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There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as "ever so lonesome"). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.

Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:

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Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris seems to have realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated husk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.

===Idiosyncrasies===
Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is "Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya." Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of "Virginia." This is of course explainable by his autism, but it is also related to his [[Random-access humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.

It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|"Smell Yo Duck"]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word "dick" altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously nothing more than a comical exaggeration on his part, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a {{w|Synesthesia|synaesthete}}. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|"smelling someone's dick"]], as he has no problem hurling curse words (including "dick") at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].

==Profanity==
: ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''

At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly part of an effort by Chris to seem more "adult."

He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to sporadically censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: "D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash,"<ref>[[CWC Blog]], December 2009</ref> for instance, or "[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bugs_Bunny|BUGS BUNNY]] WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<ref>[[Mailbag 39|Mailbag #39]]</ref> (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "[[CWC-isms#X|XXXXX]]"; the X's are clearly meant to stand in for "bitch".) Even relatively mild words such as "damn" and "crap" get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[audiobooks]].

It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.online/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)

===Virginia is for Virgin Ears===

The usage of profanity, even in private, was illegal in Virginia until 2020. However, this law was seldom enforced. Nowadays, even swearing in public is legal in Virginia.<ref>[https://gardenandgun.com/articles/its-finally-legal-to-curse-in-virginia/]</ref>

However, Virginia law still prohibits the use of profanity over the telephone, airwaves, or other electronic methods, which would include YouTube videos.[1]

Chris hasn't been prosecuted for this, though, and such a prosecution would be flimsy under the First Amendment if it were ever tried in a state or federal high court – state courts have neutered similar laws still on the books in other states (including California, which only enforces its "offensive language" disturbing-the-peace laws when immediate physical violence or physical provocation ensues, even if the profanity occurred in public).

Still, private businesses in any state are free to enforce bans on vulgar language.

==See also==
* [[Speech impediment]]
* [[Chris's resume]]
* [[The High School Story]]
* [[Chris and writing]]
* [[Spanish]]
* Anything written on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English|Chris's high school English homework]]

==References==
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Chris and censorship

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AAE: /* Virginia is for Virgin Ears */

[[Image:CWCstalin1.png|thumb|General Secretary of the True and Honest Sonichism Party, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], seeks out and eliminates all reactionary [[Liquid Chris|Liquidist]]-[[Clyde Cash|Cashist]]-[[BlueSpike|Spikist]] tendencies.]]

As a result of his massive [[ego]], Chris is very insecure about others' opinions regarding him and [[Sonichu (comic)|his work]]. This has led to him '''censoring''' out various comments and remarks from [[trolls]] and innocent bystanders alike.

==Origins==
In the [[Mailbag]], Chris's desire for censorship stems from his belief that since it is the "Letters to the Editor" section of his website, he should have complete editorial control over it. Chris believes that such behavior is commonplace, as he accused [[Alec Benson Leary]] of doing the same thing in his Mailbags. He is unaware that it makes him look like an insecure tyrant.

==Virginia is for Virgin Ears==
The usage of profanity, even in private, was illegal in Virginia until 2020. However, this law is seldom enforced.

However, Virginia law still prohibits the use of profanity over the telephone, airwaves, or other electronic methods, which would include YouTube videos.<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter9/section18.2-427/]</ref> Chris hasn't been prosecuted for this, though, and such a prosecution would be flimsy under the First Amendment if it were ever tried in a state or federal high court – state courts have neutered similar laws still on the books in other states (including California, which only enforces its "offensive language" disturbing-the-peace laws when immediate physical violence or physical provocation ensues).

==Manifestations==
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===In the comics===
Chris has been censoring events since [[Sonichu 0|day 1]]. Before his encounters with the trolls the majority of censorship in the comic has been indirect, recreating heavily distorted versions of real events in an attempt to make him look more sympathetic and heroic. It's not until the trolls began to pester him that other forms of censorship begin to emerge and eventually take over the comic.

Chris has a consistent standard as to what he censors: swear words and what people tell him to censor. While early ''Sonichu'' comics have [[CWC-isms|extremely bizarre and strange minced oaths]], more recent issues have added actual swearing, which has been clumsily censored out. This goes for anything from "fuck", which is understandable, to extremely mild almost-swears like
"[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|crap]]", which shows like ''Dexter's Laboratory'' and ''Hey Arnold!'' can get away with anyway (indeed, censoring the word makes it look [[Un-clit|far, far worse]]). Chris obviously has no problem with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|even the worst swearing]], so we can assume he's doing it for the sake of the children reading the comic. Which is really strange, because even when censored the inclusion of such language would still be inappropriate for a comic designed for young children. He could just as easily have used harmless expletives like "[[Brushfire Video|consarnit]]", and he has never voluntarily removed other objectionable content from his comic, such as:

* '''Graphic sex scenes''', removed only after extensive complaining from his traumatized [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]. After all, Chris claims the comic is meant for ''kids''. Note that the infamous graphic sex in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]] was preceded by an anatomy lesson which had uncensored swear words used to name sexual organs. It's possible that Chris believes "dick" is merely slang and not an expletive.
* '''Extremely revealing and embarrassing personal events''' via [[Sub-Episodes]], which ceased (but were not removed) only after [[Barb]] told him to stop.
* '''Thinly-veiled bids for sex from real-life [[gal-pals]]''' via [[Sailor Megtune|comic]] [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|proxies]]. One [[Sonichu 5#Episode 13: "Smashed Hearts & Entrapment"|particularly creepy incident]] was edited only after [[Megan Schroeder|the lady in question]] demanded him to take them out. [[Chris and remorse|He put the scene back in]] after he destroyed their friendship via [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|SheCameForCWC.jpg]].
* '''Real people as unflattering characters''' all throughout the comic assembled in bewildering arrangement, including [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|a monolithic anti-CWC conspiracy]]. Chris has only begrudgingly changed the names of real people at the insistence of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and as a form of half-assed pseudo-apology to [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

Presumably, if he were left to his own devices, Chris would have no problem exposing his hypothetical 7-year-old-and-up audience to "sexy" anatomy lessons.

Notably, the comic contains and has not yet censored:

* '''Extremely graphic mutilation and murder of real people,''' namely the [[Asperpedia]] staff. This has not been censored yet, even after the people he proxy-murdered complained.
* '''Profoundly [[Chris and race|racist]] and [[homos|homophobic]] rants''', some of which are integral plot elements.
* '''PG-13-level sexual imagery and pseudo-innuendo,''' which remains even after the graphic sex was taken out.
* '''Unpleasantly frank discussions of sex in general,''' even if it now takes place off-screen.
* '''Unbelievably preachy attempts at 'forcing' his audience to follow his beliefs on a wide array of subjects''', in an attempt to force the reader to believe in things the same way as he does, rather than allowing them to form their own opinions.

You know, nothing that would be out of place on an episode of ''[[Power Rangers]]'' or ''[[Pokémon]]''.

When called on this, Chris blamed the [[Wikipedia:Federal Communications Commission|Federal Communications Commission]] for not stopping him from doing so. However, the FCC does not have authority over the Internet or print publications. Even if they did, they do not pre-emptively censor everything that is said on TV or radio, so they cannot ''stop'' anyone from saying anything; they will only fine you afterwards if someone files a complaint. With or without FCC's influence, the system is built on self-control, which Chris has problems with.

===On his website===
The censorship for Chris's [[CWCipedia|website]] is even more thorough and entrenched than in the comic. Like in the comic, he censors any swear word, regardless of how mild it is, while leaving every other horrible thought that comes out of his head unedited. The only things Chris likes to edit are other people's words.

Perhaps the most disturbing censorship comes with the [[Mailbag]]. It didn't take long for Chris to start gutting the Mailbag, first simply depositing questions he didn't want to answer in the "rejected" mailbag, then planting rejected letters into the "to be answered later" mailbag when called out on rejecting letters, then straight-up erasing letters from the page in hopes nobody would figure out they existed. The most insidious edits (as far as Chris can achieve insidiousness) are his editing of questions and letters, in varying degrees of severity. Usually, this is to bring letters in line with his self-serving moral standards, to remove opinions he disagrees with, to turn criticism of his comic into fawning, to turn approval of ''[[Asperchu]]'' into approval of ''Sonichu'', or just to try and make his latest stupid point as hard as he can.

Interestingly, he is quite fond of striking out and replacing parts of letters with bold text, like a child scribbling over something he doesn't like. It's unknown whether he expects people to ignore the stricken parts of the letter, to agree with his [[Chris and ego|righteous fury,]] or if it's just for tantrum-like emphasis. He does the same thing when [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|editing his ED page,]] so perhaps he just assumes we're all on his side.

Chris has an unpleasant tendency to refer to himself as the captain of the CWCipedia, and the trolls as assorted foes trying to bring him down. His actual level of control is of course negligible, so regardless of how disturbingly tyrannical his actions seem, he is so completely incompetent we should be glad he's not any smarter or in anything even vaguely resembling a position of power.

===Flipnote Hatena===
In [[June 2010]], Chris began playing with the DSi game ''Flipnote Studio'', and posted his own Flipnotes on the website [[Flipnote Hatena]]. His works consisted primarily of the standard CWC fare: unfunny attempts at [[random-access humor|humor]], ripping off other people's works, rambling comment posts, the ubiquitous plastering of Sonichu's face wherever possible...and graphic depictions of his wet dreams. That last part refers to one particular "work" that Chris posted on his account that would cause him to run afoul of the Flipnote Hatena administrators: [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. Essentially a retelling of said sex dreams, it violated some of the core rules of Flipnote Hatena in that it was ''sexual'' in nature. Chris, never being one to read or care about rules, was of course outraged when he discovered the animation had been removed by admins. He promptly reposted a hastily censored version of his work. When this too was removed, Chris again posted the censored version, only this time with a ranting call for admins to leave his work be and instead divert their attention to the trolls that were supposedly harassing him on his comment page. This third upload was soon banned. He would go on to upload this Flipnote three more times, the fourth time leading to his first ban.

==Self-censorship==
{{Quote|Q: What is your favorite curse word?<br/>
A: F***.|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Chris's favorite curse word is an "F" followed by 3 asterisks|Mailbag 21]]}}

When it comes to Chris censoring ''himself'', it's a difficult thing to actually pin down. It ''can'' be said that Chris has learned to put a filter on himself. This is often seen on his website, where he types any swear words he wants to use as the first letter of the word and a series of asterisks (example: f***, a**, etc.). He knows he has to stay "Family Friendly", but he's too angry to go with inoffensive cusses like "Oh, nuts", so he uses implied swearing as a sort of [[slow-in-the-minds|extremely stupid]] middle ground. This has resulted in some very unusual quotes, such as...

{{Quote|but NOOOOO, the Trolls HAD to stick their n***** noses into my affair.|Chris, [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|self-censoring a ''racial slur'']].}}

During Chris's early net days, [[Honest Content|nothing was too candid for Chris to mention]]: his [[attraction sign]]s, telling people that he was a [[virgin with rage]] and he was searching for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|build into a]] [[sweetheart]]. All of it was fair game. However, the trolling attacks on him have started to teach him that not everything can and should be said.

Of course, with Chris, trying to get him to stop mentioning things is akin to smacking a [[Patti-Chan|dog]] with a [[The Hook|newspaper]] when it does something bad--you have to keep doing it ''over and over'' just to get him to learn. Case in point: when the [[CWCki]] exposed [[the Wallflower]] to Christorians all around the world, she approached the site to get the page removed after learning what it contained. However, Chris not only took it as a victory for himself, he would ''still'' drop ''both'' of her names even a month afterward. Even worse, when Chris snatched the article for the Wallflower from the CWCki and placed it on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris removed the part that described how the CWCki was respectful to the Wallflower's privacy.

==Chris's views on censorship==
{{Incomplete}}

Chris's views on censorship are skewed at best and hypocritical at worst. His comic is easily the best example of Chris's odd views. Panty-shots, [[Sonichu 8|sex]] [[Giant Penis Comic|scenes]], "stripping for [[women's rights]]" - all of this stands in sharp contrast to Chris's unwillingness to push the extra mile on violence (especially when it comes to [[Simonla Rosechu|killing characters]]) and the rampant "bleeping" of swear words. In fact, Chris's hypocritical actions mimic that of another famed troll-target, David Gonterman, whose misogynistic, homophobic and racist comments and actions clashed with his attempts to paint a family friendly world. For someone who wants to have his comics published across the world, he's doing a poor job convincing people that he has material that's publishable - on top of the rest of the [[Chris and art|evidence]] against him.

The evidence suggests that Chris only censors what he doesn't like. He doesn't like character death or explicit violence, unless it's directed at the trolls who've angered him the most, or if he's being "True and Honest" about some past pretend-girlfriend suddenly "dying". He doesn't like swearing, unless he's dropping F- and N-bombs on his enemies. He really likes female nudity and can't stand (for one reason or the other) male nudity that isn't [[Ego|his perfect and immaculate body]] on display—and so on.

In Chris's eyes, he thinks this is being "True and Honest," just like everything else. However, because of his [[autism]], he just has no filter for these sort of thing, and because he's such an unmotivated slug, he's never bothered to learn what's appropriate and what isn't. Thus, he sees no problem uploading videos in which [[CWCFlyingElephants|he ran around naked]], [[Death threats|threatened violence towards others]], or [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|generally behaved like an ignorant jackass]]. Likewise, he only edited out the sex and nudity of Sonichu when Pretend Miyamoto made him, and continues to upload his sexual Flipnotes in blatant defiance of the mods.

Chris himself hasn't spoken out much on censorship beyond a disdain for the censorship of female nudity and complaints about the violence and swearing in Asperchu. If he ever did release his thoughts on the issue of censorship, one might reasonably assume he'd reiterate annoyance at [[Pedofork|"those dumb laws"]] while demanding men wear bras, homos kindly die, and that more violent games include "no blood or gore" options a la Brutal Legend. The reasoning behind this should be obvious—because that's what ''he'' wants.

== See also ==
*[[Chris in the media]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]
*[[Honest Content]]

{{Chris and}}

Chris and censorship

2024-08-03T06:50:08Z

AAE: /* Origins */

[[Image:CWCstalin1.png|thumb|General Secretary of the True and Honest Sonichism Party, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], seeks out and eliminates all reactionary [[Liquid Chris|Liquidist]]-[[Clyde Cash|Cashist]]-[[BlueSpike|Spikist]] tendencies.]]

As a result of his massive [[ego]], Chris is very insecure about others' opinions regarding him and [[Sonichu (comic)|his work]]. This has led to him '''censoring''' out various comments and remarks from [[trolls]] and innocent bystanders alike.

==Origins==
In the [[Mailbag]], Chris's desire for censorship stems from his belief that since it is the "Letters to the Editor" section of his website, he should have complete editorial control over it. Chris believes that such behavior is commonplace, as he accused [[Alec Benson Leary]] of doing the same thing in his Mailbags. He is unaware that it makes him look like an insecure tyrant.

==Virginia is for Virgin Ears==
The usage of profanity, even in private, was illegal in Virginia until 2020. However, this law is seldom enforced.

However, Virginia law still prohibits the use of profanity over the telephone, airwaves, or other electronic methods, which would include YouTube videos.<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter9/section18.2-427/]</ref> Chris hasn't been prosecuted for this, though, and such a prosecution would be flimsy under the First Amendment if it were ever tried in a state or federal high court – state courts have neutered similar laws still on the books in other states (including California, which only enforces its "offensive language" laws when immediate physical violence or physical provocation ensues).

==Manifestations==
{{Incomplete}}

===In the comics===
Chris has been censoring events since [[Sonichu 0|day 1]]. Before his encounters with the trolls the majority of censorship in the comic has been indirect, recreating heavily distorted versions of real events in an attempt to make him look more sympathetic and heroic. It's not until the trolls began to pester him that other forms of censorship begin to emerge and eventually take over the comic.

Chris has a consistent standard as to what he censors: swear words and what people tell him to censor. While early ''Sonichu'' comics have [[CWC-isms|extremely bizarre and strange minced oaths]], more recent issues have added actual swearing, which has been clumsily censored out. This goes for anything from "fuck", which is understandable, to extremely mild almost-swears like
"[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|crap]]", which shows like ''Dexter's Laboratory'' and ''Hey Arnold!'' can get away with anyway (indeed, censoring the word makes it look [[Un-clit|far, far worse]]). Chris obviously has no problem with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|even the worst swearing]], so we can assume he's doing it for the sake of the children reading the comic. Which is really strange, because even when censored the inclusion of such language would still be inappropriate for a comic designed for young children. He could just as easily have used harmless expletives like "[[Brushfire Video|consarnit]]", and he has never voluntarily removed other objectionable content from his comic, such as:

* '''Graphic sex scenes''', removed only after extensive complaining from his traumatized [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]. After all, Chris claims the comic is meant for ''kids''. Note that the infamous graphic sex in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]] was preceded by an anatomy lesson which had uncensored swear words used to name sexual organs. It's possible that Chris believes "dick" is merely slang and not an expletive.
* '''Extremely revealing and embarrassing personal events''' via [[Sub-Episodes]], which ceased (but were not removed) only after [[Barb]] told him to stop.
* '''Thinly-veiled bids for sex from real-life [[gal-pals]]''' via [[Sailor Megtune|comic]] [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|proxies]]. One [[Sonichu 5#Episode 13: "Smashed Hearts & Entrapment"|particularly creepy incident]] was edited only after [[Megan Schroeder|the lady in question]] demanded him to take them out. [[Chris and remorse|He put the scene back in]] after he destroyed their friendship via [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|SheCameForCWC.jpg]].
* '''Real people as unflattering characters''' all throughout the comic assembled in bewildering arrangement, including [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|a monolithic anti-CWC conspiracy]]. Chris has only begrudgingly changed the names of real people at the insistence of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and as a form of half-assed pseudo-apology to [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

Presumably, if he were left to his own devices, Chris would have no problem exposing his hypothetical 7-year-old-and-up audience to "sexy" anatomy lessons.

Notably, the comic contains and has not yet censored:

* '''Extremely graphic mutilation and murder of real people,''' namely the [[Asperpedia]] staff. This has not been censored yet, even after the people he proxy-murdered complained.
* '''Profoundly [[Chris and race|racist]] and [[homos|homophobic]] rants''', some of which are integral plot elements.
* '''PG-13-level sexual imagery and pseudo-innuendo,''' which remains even after the graphic sex was taken out.
* '''Unpleasantly frank discussions of sex in general,''' even if it now takes place off-screen.
* '''Unbelievably preachy attempts at 'forcing' his audience to follow his beliefs on a wide array of subjects''', in an attempt to force the reader to believe in things the same way as he does, rather than allowing them to form their own opinions.

You know, nothing that would be out of place on an episode of ''[[Power Rangers]]'' or ''[[Pokémon]]''.

When called on this, Chris blamed the [[Wikipedia:Federal Communications Commission|Federal Communications Commission]] for not stopping him from doing so. However, the FCC does not have authority over the Internet or print publications. Even if they did, they do not pre-emptively censor everything that is said on TV or radio, so they cannot ''stop'' anyone from saying anything; they will only fine you afterwards if someone files a complaint. With or without FCC's influence, the system is built on self-control, which Chris has problems with.

===On his website===
The censorship for Chris's [[CWCipedia|website]] is even more thorough and entrenched than in the comic. Like in the comic, he censors any swear word, regardless of how mild it is, while leaving every other horrible thought that comes out of his head unedited. The only things Chris likes to edit are other people's words.

Perhaps the most disturbing censorship comes with the [[Mailbag]]. It didn't take long for Chris to start gutting the Mailbag, first simply depositing questions he didn't want to answer in the "rejected" mailbag, then planting rejected letters into the "to be answered later" mailbag when called out on rejecting letters, then straight-up erasing letters from the page in hopes nobody would figure out they existed. The most insidious edits (as far as Chris can achieve insidiousness) are his editing of questions and letters, in varying degrees of severity. Usually, this is to bring letters in line with his self-serving moral standards, to remove opinions he disagrees with, to turn criticism of his comic into fawning, to turn approval of ''[[Asperchu]]'' into approval of ''Sonichu'', or just to try and make his latest stupid point as hard as he can.

Interestingly, he is quite fond of striking out and replacing parts of letters with bold text, like a child scribbling over something he doesn't like. It's unknown whether he expects people to ignore the stricken parts of the letter, to agree with his [[Chris and ego|righteous fury,]] or if it's just for tantrum-like emphasis. He does the same thing when [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|editing his ED page,]] so perhaps he just assumes we're all on his side.

Chris has an unpleasant tendency to refer to himself as the captain of the CWCipedia, and the trolls as assorted foes trying to bring him down. His actual level of control is of course negligible, so regardless of how disturbingly tyrannical his actions seem, he is so completely incompetent we should be glad he's not any smarter or in anything even vaguely resembling a position of power.

===Flipnote Hatena===
In [[June 2010]], Chris began playing with the DSi game ''Flipnote Studio'', and posted his own Flipnotes on the website [[Flipnote Hatena]]. His works consisted primarily of the standard CWC fare: unfunny attempts at [[random-access humor|humor]], ripping off other people's works, rambling comment posts, the ubiquitous plastering of Sonichu's face wherever possible...and graphic depictions of his wet dreams. That last part refers to one particular "work" that Chris posted on his account that would cause him to run afoul of the Flipnote Hatena administrators: [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. Essentially a retelling of said sex dreams, it violated some of the core rules of Flipnote Hatena in that it was ''sexual'' in nature. Chris, never being one to read or care about rules, was of course outraged when he discovered the animation had been removed by admins. He promptly reposted a hastily censored version of his work. When this too was removed, Chris again posted the censored version, only this time with a ranting call for admins to leave his work be and instead divert their attention to the trolls that were supposedly harassing him on his comment page. This third upload was soon banned. He would go on to upload this Flipnote three more times, the fourth time leading to his first ban.

==Self-censorship==
{{Quote|Q: What is your favorite curse word?<br/>
A: F***.|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Chris's favorite curse word is an "F" followed by 3 asterisks|Mailbag 21]]}}

When it comes to Chris censoring ''himself'', it's a difficult thing to actually pin down. It ''can'' be said that Chris has learned to put a filter on himself. This is often seen on his website, where he types any swear words he wants to use as the first letter of the word and a series of asterisks (example: f***, a**, etc.). He knows he has to stay "Family Friendly", but he's too angry to go with inoffensive cusses like "Oh, nuts", so he uses implied swearing as a sort of [[slow-in-the-minds|extremely stupid]] middle ground. This has resulted in some very unusual quotes, such as...

{{Quote|but NOOOOO, the Trolls HAD to stick their n***** noses into my affair.|Chris, [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|self-censoring a ''racial slur'']].}}

During Chris's early net days, [[Honest Content|nothing was too candid for Chris to mention]]: his [[attraction sign]]s, telling people that he was a [[virgin with rage]] and he was searching for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|build into a]] [[sweetheart]]. All of it was fair game. However, the trolling attacks on him have started to teach him that not everything can and should be said.

Of course, with Chris, trying to get him to stop mentioning things is akin to smacking a [[Patti-Chan|dog]] with a [[The Hook|newspaper]] when it does something bad--you have to keep doing it ''over and over'' just to get him to learn. Case in point: when the [[CWCki]] exposed [[the Wallflower]] to Christorians all around the world, she approached the site to get the page removed after learning what it contained. However, Chris not only took it as a victory for himself, he would ''still'' drop ''both'' of her names even a month afterward. Even worse, when Chris snatched the article for the Wallflower from the CWCki and placed it on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris removed the part that described how the CWCki was respectful to the Wallflower's privacy.

==Chris's views on censorship==
{{Incomplete}}

Chris's views on censorship are skewed at best and hypocritical at worst. His comic is easily the best example of Chris's odd views. Panty-shots, [[Sonichu 8|sex]] [[Giant Penis Comic|scenes]], "stripping for [[women's rights]]" - all of this stands in sharp contrast to Chris's unwillingness to push the extra mile on violence (especially when it comes to [[Simonla Rosechu|killing characters]]) and the rampant "bleeping" of swear words. In fact, Chris's hypocritical actions mimic that of another famed troll-target, David Gonterman, whose misogynistic, homophobic and racist comments and actions clashed with his attempts to paint a family friendly world. For someone who wants to have his comics published across the world, he's doing a poor job convincing people that he has material that's publishable - on top of the rest of the [[Chris and art|evidence]] against him.

The evidence suggests that Chris only censors what he doesn't like. He doesn't like character death or explicit violence, unless it's directed at the trolls who've angered him the most, or if he's being "True and Honest" about some past pretend-girlfriend suddenly "dying". He doesn't like swearing, unless he's dropping F- and N-bombs on his enemies. He really likes female nudity and can't stand (for one reason or the other) male nudity that isn't [[Ego|his perfect and immaculate body]] on display—and so on.

In Chris's eyes, he thinks this is being "True and Honest," just like everything else. However, because of his [[autism]], he just has no filter for these sort of thing, and because he's such an unmotivated slug, he's never bothered to learn what's appropriate and what isn't. Thus, he sees no problem uploading videos in which [[CWCFlyingElephants|he ran around naked]], [[Death threats|threatened violence towards others]], or [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|generally behaved like an ignorant jackass]]. Likewise, he only edited out the sex and nudity of Sonichu when Pretend Miyamoto made him, and continues to upload his sexual Flipnotes in blatant defiance of the mods.

Chris himself hasn't spoken out much on censorship beyond a disdain for the censorship of female nudity and complaints about the violence and swearing in Asperchu. If he ever did release his thoughts on the issue of censorship, one might reasonably assume he'd reiterate annoyance at [[Pedofork|"those dumb laws"]] while demanding men wear bras, homos kindly die, and that more violent games include "no blood or gore" options a la Brutal Legend. The reasoning behind this should be obvious—because that's what ''he'' wants.

== See also ==
*[[Chris in the media]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]
*[[Honest Content]]

{{Chris and}}

CWCki:Gossip

2024-07-23T17:40:30Z

AAE: /* Christian Weston Chandler */

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|"Misinfo"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen.

It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]</ref>. While many of Chris and Barb's "begging" videos do show traits such as delayed speech or an apparent lapse of memory, other videos show Barb to be quite lucid, such as the few surviving clips of [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]. However, it is worth noting that dementia is a condition where people may have "good" and "bad" days, or show more lucidity from time to time.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
**It is also common to suggest that Chris couldn't possibly be autistic because of his sex drive, or conversely that the Love Quest is his way of overcompensating for the lack thereof. While asexuality (a lack of attraction to other people sexually, which isn't necessarily the same as a low sex drive, since asexuals can masturbate to pure sensation) is more common among autistic people, it is far from universal.
**Chris's lack of singing ability has been occasionally attributed to his autism. While a lack of control of inflections, or standard presentation thereof, is a common trait of autistic ''speech'', autistic people are actually more likely to excel in analyzing, hearing, imagining ("audiation"), and producing exact pitches, and are more likely to have perfect pitch.
**Some people claim that Chris was self-diagnosed. His [[Autism papers]] differ.
**Many also view mild autism as being synonymous with mild intellectual disability. However, autistics are often of normal or high intelligence. Chris's IQ is unknown.
**Chris has occasionally been accused of having a psychotic disorder such as schizophrenia. Such a condition has neither been confirmed or denied. While Chris has occasionally hinted at believing cartoon characters to be real, he does clearly separate that "reality" from the actual reality by acknowledging them as existing in a separate dimension. While him seeing the characters might sound like Chris hallucinating, further analysis reveals that Chris is simply imagining them.
***While Chris post-jail has exhibited what some have identified as side-effects of ''anti''psychotics (such as mild sedation, rapid weight gain after losing most of it in prison, twitches that can't be explained as stims, etc.), those drugs are often prescribed as mere tranquilizers to people for a variety of reasons, including as an elective treatment for autistic irritability, and Chris never confirmed or denied taking them anyway.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.
*Whether Chris made the Honor Roll, or exactly what such a feat entailed around the time of his graduation, is unknown.
*Many suggest that "Christine" is a fake name. It is in fact his legal first name as of 2016. The CWCki, however, still uses "Chris" and (to a lesser extent) "Christian" for consistency.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[Fiona]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking Fionas's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Fiona's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.





==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*While [[The Miscreants]] (group of trolls including the one behind Clyde Cash) would claim Liquid Chris, the brothers and girlfriend behind Liquid Chris and Kacey alike appear to have started their trolling independently, after Christopher Duckworth began comically impersonating Chris Chan.
*Liquid Chris started impersonating Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==

*It later surfaced that Chris did not shred the physical copy of [[SheCameForCWC]] before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]], but neatly cut it into squares.

==[[Praetor]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[Fiona]]==
{{Protip|The Suitress policy has been lifted. Writers are now free to address the "suitress" by her actual first name.}}

To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, and the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy.

*It was a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.

*It was initially written that Fiona had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*It is believed by some that Fiona is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.



==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name "Watchmen" by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

==[[Transgender|Chris' gender identity]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

CWCki:Gossip

2024-07-23T17:35:47Z

AAE: /* Christian Weston Chandler */

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|"Misinfo"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen.

It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]</ref>. While many of Chris and Barb's "begging" videos do show traits such as delayed speech or an apparent lapse of memory, other videos show Barb to be quite lucid, such as the few surviving clips of [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]. However, it is worth noting that dementia is a condition where people may have "good" and "bad" days, or show more lucidity from time to time.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
**It is also common to suggest that Chris couldn't possibly be autistic because of his sex drive, or conversely that the Love Quest is his way of overcompensating for the lack thereof. While asexuality (a lack of attraction to other people sexually, which isn't necessarily the same as a low sex drive, since asexuals can masturbate to pure sensation) is more common among autistic people, it is far from universal.
**Chris's lack of singing ability has been occasionally attributed to his autism. While a lack of control of inflections, or standard presentation thereof, is a common trait of autistic ''speech'', autistic people are actually more likely to excel in analyzing, hearing, imagining ("audiation"), and producing exact pitches, and are more likely to have perfect pitch.
**Some people claim that Chris was self-diagnosed. His [[Autism papers]] differ.
**Many also view mild autism as being synonymous with mild intellectual disability. However, autistics are often of normal or high intelligence. Chris's IQ is unknown.
**Chris has occasionally been accused of having a psychotic disorder such as schizophrenia. Such a condition has neither been confirmed or denied. While Chris post-jail has exhibited what some have identified as side-effects of ''anti''psychotics, those drugs are often prescribed as mere tranquilizers to people for a variety of reasons, including as an elective treatment for autistic irritability, and Chris never confirmed or denied taking them anyway.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.
*Whether Chris made the Honor Roll, or exactly what such a feat entailed around the time of his graduation, is unknown.
*Many suggest that "Christine" is a fake name. It is in fact his legal first name as of 2016. The CWCki, however, still uses "Chris" and (to a lesser extent) "Christian" for consistency.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[Fiona]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking Fionas's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Fiona's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.





==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*While [[The Miscreants]] (group of trolls including the one behind Clyde Cash) would claim Liquid Chris, the brothers and girlfriend behind Liquid Chris and Kacey alike appear to have started their trolling independently, after Christopher Duckworth began comically impersonating Chris Chan.
*Liquid Chris started impersonating Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==

*It later surfaced that Chris did not shred the physical copy of [[SheCameForCWC]] before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]], but neatly cut it into squares.

==[[Praetor]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[Fiona]]==
{{Protip|The Suitress policy has been lifted. Writers are now free to address the "suitress" by her actual first name.}}

To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, and the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy.

*It was a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.

*It was initially written that Fiona had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*It is believed by some that Fiona is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.



==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name "Watchmen" by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

==[[Transgender|Chris' gender identity]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

CWCki:Gossip

2024-07-23T17:31:04Z

AAE: /* Christian Weston Chandler */

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|"Misinfo"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen.

It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]</ref>. While many of Chris and Barb's "begging" videos do show traits such as delayed speech or an apparent lapse of memory, other videos show Barb to be quite lucid, such as the few surviving clips of [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]. However, it is worth noting that dementia is a condition where people may have "good" and "bad" days, or show more lucidity from time to time.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
**It is also common to suggest that Chris couldn't possibly be autistic because of his sex drive, or conversely that the Love Quest is his way of overcompensating for the lack thereof. While asexuality (a lack of attraction to other people sexually, which isn't necessarily the same as a low sex drive, since asexuals can masturbate to pure sensation) is more common among autistic people, it is far from universal.
**Chris's lack of singing ability has been occasionally attributed to his autism. While a lack of control of inflections, or standard presentation thereof, is a common trait of autistic ''speech'', autistic people are actually more likely to excel in analyzing, hearing, imagining ("audiation"), and producing exact pitches, and are more likely to have perfect pitch.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.
*Whether Chris made the Honor Roll, or exactly what such a feat entailed around the time of his graduation, is unknown.
*Many suggest that "Christine" is a fake name. It is in fact his legal first name as of 2016. The CWCki, however, still uses "Chris" and (to a lesser extent) "Christian" for consistency.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[Fiona]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking Fionas's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Fiona's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.





==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*While [[The Miscreants]] (group of trolls including the one behind Clyde Cash) would claim Liquid Chris, the brothers and girlfriend behind Liquid Chris and Kacey alike appear to have started their trolling independently, after Christopher Duckworth began comically impersonating Chris Chan.
*Liquid Chris started impersonating Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==

*It later surfaced that Chris did not shred the physical copy of [[SheCameForCWC]] before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]], but neatly cut it into squares.

==[[Praetor]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[Fiona]]==
{{Protip|The Suitress policy has been lifted. Writers are now free to address the "suitress" by her actual first name.}}

To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, and the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy.

*It was a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.

*It was initially written that Fiona had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*It is believed by some that Fiona is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.



==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name "Watchmen" by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

==[[Transgender|Chris' gender identity]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

CWCki:Gossip

2024-07-23T17:29:52Z

AAE: /* Christian Weston Chandler */

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|"Misinfo"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen.

It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]</ref>. While many of Chris and Barb's "begging" videos do show traits such as delayed speech or an apparent lapse of memory, other videos show Barb to be quite lucid, such as the few surviving clips of [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]. However, it is worth noting that dementia is a condition where people may have "good" and "bad" days, or show more lucidity from time to time.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
**It is also common to suggest that Chris couldn't possibly be autistic because of his sex drive, or conversely that the Love Quest is his way of overcompensating for the lack thereof. While asexuality (a lack of attraction to other people sexually, which isn't necessarily the same as a low sex drive, since asexuals can masturbate to pure sensation) is more common among autistic people, it is far from universal.
**Chris's lack of singing ability has been occasionally attributed to his autism. While a lack of control of inflections, or standard presentation thereof, is a common trait of autistic ''speech'', autistic people are actually more likely to excel in listening, internally audiating (thinking), and producing exact pitches, and are more likely to have perfect pitch.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.
*Whether Chris made the Honor Roll, or exactly what such a feat entailed around the time of his graduation, is unknown.
*Many suggest that "Christine" is a fake name. It is in fact his legal first name as of 2016. The CWCki, however, still uses "Chris" and (to a lesser extent) "Christian" for consistency.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[Fiona]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking Fionas's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Fiona's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.





==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*While [[The Miscreants]] (group of trolls including the one behind Clyde Cash) would claim Liquid Chris, the brothers and girlfriend behind Liquid Chris and Kacey alike appear to have started their trolling independently, after Christopher Duckworth began comically impersonating Chris Chan.
*Liquid Chris started impersonating Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==

*It later surfaced that Chris did not shred the physical copy of [[SheCameForCWC]] before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]], but neatly cut it into squares.

==[[Praetor]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[Fiona]]==
{{Protip|The Suitress policy has been lifted. Writers are now free to address the "suitress" by her actual first name.}}

To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, and the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy.

*It was a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.

*It was initially written that Fiona had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*It is believed by some that Fiona is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.



==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name "Watchmen" by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

==[[Transgender|Chris' gender identity]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

CWCki:Gossip

2024-07-23T17:22:19Z

AAE: /* Fiona */

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|"Misinfo"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen.

It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]</ref>. While many of Chris and Barb's "begging" videos do show traits such as delayed speech or an apparent lapse of memory, other videos show Barb to be quite lucid, such as the few surviving clips of [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]. However, it is worth noting that dementia is a condition where people may have "good" and "bad" days, or show more lucidity from time to time.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[Fiona]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking Fionas's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Fiona's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.





==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*While [[The Miscreants]] (group of trolls including the one behind Clyde Cash) would claim Liquid Chris, the brothers and girlfriend behind Liquid Chris and Kacey alike appear to have started their trolling independently, after Christopher Duckworth began comically impersonating Chris Chan.
*Liquid Chris started impersonating Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==

*It later surfaced that Chris did not shred the physical copy of [[SheCameForCWC]] before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]], but neatly cut it into squares.

==[[Praetor]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[Fiona]]==
{{Protip|The Suitress policy has been lifted. Writers are now free to address the "suitress" by her actual first name.}}

To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, and the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy.

*It was a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.

*It was initially written that Fiona had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*It is believed by some that Fiona is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.



==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name "Watchmen" by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

==[[Transgender|Chris' gender identity]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

CWCki:Gossip

2024-07-23T17:20:51Z

AAE: /* Liquid Chris */

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|"Misinfo"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen.

It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]</ref>. While many of Chris and Barb's "begging" videos do show traits such as delayed speech or an apparent lapse of memory, other videos show Barb to be quite lucid, such as the few surviving clips of [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]. However, it is worth noting that dementia is a condition where people may have "good" and "bad" days, or show more lucidity from time to time.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[Fiona]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking Fionas's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Fiona's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.





==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*While [[The Miscreants]] (group of trolls including the one behind Clyde Cash) would claim Liquid Chris, the brothers and girlfriend behind Liquid Chris and Kacey alike appear to have started their trolling independently, after Christopher Duckworth began comically impersonating Chris Chan.
*Liquid Chris started impersonating Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==

*It later surfaced that Chris did not shred the physical copy of [[SheCameForCWC]] before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]], but neatly cut it into squares.

==[[Praetor]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[Fiona]]==

To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, and the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy.

*It was a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.

*It was initially written that Fiona had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*It is believed by some that Fiona is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.



==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name "Watchmen" by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

==[[Transgender|Chris' gender identity]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.

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CWCki:Gossip

2024-07-23T17:16:03Z

AAE: /* Barbara Chandler */

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|"Misinfo"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen.

It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]</ref>. While many of Chris and Barb's "begging" videos do show traits such as delayed speech or an apparent lapse of memory, other videos show Barb to be quite lucid, such as the few surviving clips of [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]. However, it is worth noting that dementia is a condition where people may have "good" and "bad" days, or show more lucidity from time to time.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[Fiona]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking Fionas's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Fiona's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.





==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*Liquid Chris started trolling Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.


==[[Praetor]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[Fiona]]==

To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, and the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy.

*It was a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.

*It was initially written that Fiona had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*It is believed by some that Fiona is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.



==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name "Watchmen" by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

==[[Transgender|Chris' gender identity]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.

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CWCki:Gossip

2024-07-23T17:13:12Z

AAE: /* Affair with Mother */

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template and the [[Template:Misinfo|"Misinfo"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestuous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of parent-child and grandparent-grandchild incest at the jail Chris was sent to, probably due to character limits in the charge descriptions, as well as the fact that the text was likely generated from the numeric code for the offense.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault.

Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen. It's worth noting that [[Guard Dogs|trusted sources]] have claimed to have talked to Barb, and have stated that she's pretending to be senile in order to get money<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)]]</ref>.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
*It is often stated that Chris admitted to adopting a [[transgender]] identity solely so that he could hook up with lesbians. While this claim is not outside the realm of possibility, no direct confession from Chris has ever been shared or leaked.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[Fiona]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking Fionas's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bella on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many opposing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictably would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks Fiona's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of Fiona leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Fiona's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of Fiona, he then leaked Fiona's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and Fiona in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Incest Call]]==
A key aspect regarding the drama that followed from Chris's affair had primarily come from how clips of this call had been leaked. So far, only four clips of varying lengths of this call had ever been leaked, all with various amounts of context. Because of this, many unproven claims regarding the people involved in the [[Incest]] and [[Watchmen]] sagas have been heavily propagated.

*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It is often stated that Bella had convinced Chris to commit incest on his mother. In actuality, Bella was in a call with him, where Chris had discussed the matter openly with her. Chris had told her multiple times of instances of having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and had even admitted to having a wet dream of his mother in one other instance.
*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the time frame of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[Fiona]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with Fiona before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be written a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possibility that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.





==[[Liquid Chris]]==

*It is often stated that Liquid Chris was a single person. In actuality, Liquid was played by a set of twins, Christopher and Jon Duckworth. While Christopher played as Chris in Youtube videos and PVCC chats, Jon played Liquid during the Sing-Star Challenge.
*Liquid Chris started trolling Chris a month before the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, and was barely influenced by this video.


==[[Praetor]]==
*It is believed by some that Praetor was solely a group of trolls that wanted to get Chris to tase himself. In actuality, Chris had discussed plans with Watchmen members [[Naught]] and [[Kyle]] about plans to shock his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals in order to open up a portal to another dimension, citing a Gaia article about ancient civilizations using piezoelectricity to open up portals. Chris wanted to borrow a taser from Praetor to tase the crystals. Praetor was initially willing to allow him to use it under their supervision. The rumor that they wanted to get him to tase himself was first started by the Watchmen leader [[Naught]], who had posted out-of-context clips of Watchmen members talking to the founder and leader of Praetor, [[Caden Peck]], and alleging that "Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed". Naught had also left out a clip where the Watchman Val Valentino brought up the subject, and is asking if Chris would tase himself, and Caden Peck discussing how he felt it would be a bad idea. Interestingly, [[Isabella Janke]], a minor member of Praetor, had also spread a rumor that she had tried convincing Praetor members to get Chris to harm himself by getting him to cut his penis off, while claiming she was only "recruited".

==[[Fiona]]==

To many, Fiona, aka the Suitress, is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, and the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy.

*It was a commonly held belief that Fiona wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, she had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with Fiona, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest not to be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". Fiona would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Chris would also refer to her by a pet name that he had given to her in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|jail letter]]. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met Fiona.

*It was initially written that Fiona had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*It is believed by some that Fiona is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine appearance.



==[[Watchmen]]==

*The Watchmen are often misleadingly referred to as an organization of enablers. In reality, the "Watchmen" were a clique of Chris's most prominent enablers and white knights, who had used several different Discord servers. The clique was given the unofficial name "Watchmen" by one of the members in 2020 as a nod to the DC comic mini-series.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of Fiona by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her pen name, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that Fiona was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

==[[Transgender|Chris' gender identity]]==

Chris' shift in gender identity and subsequent identification as a lesbian/bisexual transwoman has been a subject of intense debate and scrutiny within and outside of LGBT+ circles, with some believing that it is yet another act designed to enable him to shack up with lesbian women, and still others claiming that Chris openly admitted that this was the case. While the possibility of the former cannot be entirely discounted, no known admission of this nature has ever been made by Chris personally, and none of the assorted chat logs and correspondences leaked since Chris began his transition suggest this either.

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Fangs

2024-07-08T11:35:49Z

AAE: /* The Horror */

[[Image:SHOW MAH FANGS!.jpg|center|500px]]
Chris describes his teeth as '''fangs'''. He has them and isn't [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|afraid to show them]].

==The Horror==
Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's fangs are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|effects]] as [[Biological clock|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside, or any words that come out of it.

[[File:BearingFangs.png|left|thumb|300px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Powers==
{{quote|They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like fangs of a vampire, dpg [sic] or something to me.|Chris <ref>[[Sonichu Girls#Your understanding me_fukky .281 January 2009.29]]</ref>}}

Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in [[2009]], in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.

Ironically, Chris's {{w|Canine tooth|canine teeth}} are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). Though flat canines can be genetic, the canine teeth can gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing – something Chris does a lot. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do.

Perhaps realizing this, Chris stopped baring his fangs after 2009 and has since upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]], [[28 October 2011|Son-]][[Son-Chu|Chu]], [[26 December 2014|mace]] and a [[Baseball bat]]. Even then, Chris still believes his canines to be actual "fangs", even going as far as depicting his Memoji with them.

==Wisdom teeth==
Chris has had an operation to remove his wisdom teeth. He keeps them in a jar on top of the [[Megan Shrine]] and also made a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card with them on it. He also thought [[Julie]] would be impressed by this fact, letting her know that "I still have them preserved in a jar with a dash of alcohol.",<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]]</ref> seemingly unaware that since teeth are hard and solid objects, they shouldn't require to be preserved in anything. Being the [[Autism|bizarre]] [[Chris and his Ego|narcissist]] that he is, Chris feels the need to immortalize any significant event in his life in some way, be it through short stories, comic adaptation, or even custom trading cards. The fact that he finds his removed teeth important enough to think that they would be worth adding to a card game says a lot about him.

==Appearances==
[[File:SonichuFangs.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris opts to make his fangs appear to be more "adorable" than "menacing" in the comic.]]
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''': In this video, Chris stated that wasn't afraid to show [[Gregg Mays]] his "fangs." He then leaned toward the camera for a close-up of his upper teeth – in particular, [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|his two front teeth]].
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''': Chris did not clearly show his "fangs" in this video, but rather mentioned how he was prepared to show his "faaannngggsss [[Chris and Anger|only when he has to]]." He started to lean forward into the camera while presumably baring his teeth (one cannot clearly see them as the video quality is so poor), but he then swung back to his original posture instead of going for a full close-up.
* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''': Here, Chris threatened [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[Clyde Cash]] by punching a doll, baring his teeth, and damaging his camera.
* '''[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]:''' On 23 April 2009, Chris again threatened Clyde by acting like an idiot, deliberately giving his audience a close-up of his teeth and [[Recycling|whitish]] tongue.
* '''[[12 October 2009]]:''' Chris again acted like a [[slow-in-the-mind]], showing both his teeth and his plumber's crack.
* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]:''' On 6 December 2009, Chris threatened [[Vivian G]] by ripping apart a paper sign left in his yard, and then bit his clown's head off with his infected gums. He exposed his yellowed and rotting teeth to the audience, undoubtedly to show off his sugar-encrusted enamel.

==In the comics==
In [[Sonichu 10]], the devil [[Beel]] manages to steal [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s [[medallion]], causing him to revert back to ordinary Chris. At this nadir, Chris discovers that his powers actually reside in his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]], and he saves the day. To further bolster his self-esteem, Chris takes this moment to show his fangs, noting, "I have fangs for my eye-teeth." This turns out to have no bearing on the plot.

==Gallery==
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Image:0731-Megan Shrine1.JPG|CWC's wisdom teeth seen here guarded by two [[My Little Pony]] characters on the top shelf.
Image:151-WisdomTeeth.jpg|So...are the discarded cards wisdom teeth, or...something?
Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|Now that's what we call cavities.
File:SackboyChris.jpg|Chris's vampiric [[LittleBigPlanet]] avatar.
File:Chris Memoji fangs.jpeg|The fangs return in emoji form.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
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==See also==
* [[Chris and anger]]
* [[Chris and health]]

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Megan Schroeder

2024-07-08T11:34:18Z

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{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Megan Schroeder
| aliases = pearl3<br>CPU Red Heart
| image = meganwithcwc.png
| title = Megan Schroeder
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| day = 23
| month = 7
| year = 1986
| race = White
| gender = Female
| knownfor = {{•}} Being one of Chris's few friends outside of High School.<br>{{•}} Being an unwilling candidate in Chris's Love Quest, despite telling Chris numerous times that she was not interested<br>{{•}} Being the subject of [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|a horrid drawing]] of Chris fingering her.<br>{{•}} Being a scapegoat by Chris and his family for why he's being trolled.
| saga = {{saga|megan|cn}}, {{saga|stackhouse|cn}}, {{saga|ed|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}
}}

'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest [[Chris and socialization|relationship]] with anybody he's ever had in his life. Megan was one [[The Wallflower|of]] [[DoopieDoOver|four]] [[Fiona|potential]] [[sweetheart|sweethearts]] that Chris met that wasn't a [[Troll]], [[Polyamorous marriage| fictional character]], or [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]].

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]], where she and her brother [[John]] were regulars. Megan and Chris became good friends, but Chris, being Chris, completely misread their bond as one that could blossom into a true and honest romance. Megan repeatedly tried to set boundaries that Chris either misunderstood or ignored, which led to increasing tensions between the two. This reached a boiling point during the early days of Chris's feud with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], in which [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Chris drew a pornographic image of himself and Megan]].

Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, and realizing that he drew porn of her, Megan cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb|his parents]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2018]]. Thanks to the [[Idea Guys]], he later came to believe that she was a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]], much like [[CPU Blue Heart|himself]], but Chris never got to speak with her again.

==Prologue==
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{{See also|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|300px|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]
[[File:Cchanmegan.jpg|thumb|...and again]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be [[Chris and sexuality#Asexuality|asexual]]. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and asking Chris to purchase things from [[eBay]] for her.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both adults who passed their time playing [[card games]] mostly marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan wants a Tintin tape|Megan emails]]}}
Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris obsessed over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris continued to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Chris wants to date Megan at McDonald's|Megan emails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil [[Jerkop]]s trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

Megan spent the summer of [[2007]] in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]], where her brother was taking a summer course in Mechanics. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Sexual Tensions and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris, stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] and burning bridges with Megan for good<ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|...And the line has officially been crossed.]]

In November 2007, Chris discovered his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of [[Chris and sex#Incest|incestuous desires]] by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He later admitted that he created the image in part to suppress the occasional impulse to '''[[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just ''being'' in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [https://archive.vn/rB99e Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

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==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still couldn't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: [[JERKS|JERK]].]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris's moronic attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch"<ref>[[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind]]</ref>—a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts#Spring Breakers]]</ref>

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "[[Manajerk]]", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to [[Financhu Crisis|the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!]] The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris continued to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

In late 2020, Chris [[Spirit possession|(while "possessed" by Sonichu)]] revealed that he no longer believed Megan to be a troll, but that "[Chris] was to blame for all of the very stupid impulses and mistakes that ended that friendship."<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11#Chris's Closest Friend]]</ref> This seeming forgiveness may have been spurred on by his belief that Megan is a CPU goddess. It also shows [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex|Chris's self-serving memory]] in action, considering that she was justified to feel uncomfortable at his unwanted advances on her and understandably creeped out by ShecameforCWC.JPG.

==Years later==
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris}}

On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

Megan was asked about Chris on her Etsy page on July 1 2017. This was her response: <ref>https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aj5gd-lUeHJyhUknNI2IkmGQC1eq</ref>

{{quotebox|'''Hi'''

Thank you very much! Unfortunately with Chris he never learns from his mistakes, he refuses to accept any accountability. When I heard about the house fire, I thought maybe it was a blessing in disguise and he would start a new better life with a clean slate. But from whatI hear, no, he still begs for money and spends it all on legos...

Well thanks for the good wishes, I really appreciate that!}}

On 9 [[October 2017]], Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Complimenting Megan Schroeder]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Megan include:

*Megan having the memories of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Red Heart]], which she earned while in politics.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190528042422/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1015420612494397441</ref>

On 19 [[May 2018]], a full decade after Megan cut off all communications with him, Chris issued a public apology to Megan and her brother and expressed his desire to reopen old wounds by speaking with them:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997900592084238336</ref>

{{quotebox|I want to once again humbly apologize to Megan and John Schroeder. I know I did y'all wrong back in the day but time heals all wounds. It would be nice to hear from you with just a simple "hi" or "best of luck". After all of These Years I still need closure.}}

When asked why he would issue this apology publicly when she clearly does not want to be associated with him, Chris responded that he had no choice because she blocked him on Facebook.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997901813868257281</ref>

On 17 [[October 2018]] (during the timeframe when [[2018 Twitter account compromise|Chris's Twitter account was being compromised]]) Chris's Twitter account declared that if he and Barb received [[Financhu Crisis|enough donations]], he would drive over to Megan's house and take Barb and his "[[Polyamorous marriage|poly-loves]]" with him.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Donation drive to see Megan]]</ref> About nineteen minutes later, the Twitter account backtracked on the claim after learning from [[The Captain]]<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Megan's Guns]]</ref> that Megan possesses guns.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Megan's got dat stick]] / https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052621336751702019</ref> Due to the account compromise, it is unclear whether the messages had been sent by Chris.

In [[the Sons of the Miscreants chats]], [[MKRNightVee]] claimed that Chris wanted her to befriend Megan in order to help him resume communication with Megan. MKR declined to get involved out of concern for Megan.

On 4 [[April 2019]], a trailer for the documentary ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' was released, which featured brief footage of and narration by a brunette woman, shot from behind, speculated and later confirmed to be Megan herself. [[Geno Samuel]] claimed that Megan actually wanted to physically reunite with Chris, thinking it would be fun; the film's director, Joseph Draft, vetoed this, feeling it would be "too corny and forced".<ref>[[:File:Geno on Draft docu.png]]</ref> [[Naught]] claimed both that Megan later requested that her footage be cut entirely from the film, and that Draft destroyed the hard drive containing the film's only known completed copy.<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Naught)#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref>

On 20 [[September 2020]], in the [[Watchmen]] discord server, [[The Place]], Chris, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu]], [[The Place chats - Megan Obsession|described having an emotional breakdown]] over his perceived issues with Megan.
{{quotebox|Mama off and on would also see Megan in her dreams; simply being there. An awkward moment, and Mama’s impulse was to back away and leave her be.

Now, I can move back to last night.

While trying to fall asleep after hitting the hay at about 1:30 am, for Hours, Chris-Core kept on thinking about it and searching further into these emotions and all. This body cried a LOT, and yes, I’ve had to blow its nose.}}
Additionally, Chris further describes his past with Megan, reiterating his desire for a face to face, "heart to heart" chat with her. Near the end of the chat, Chris once again claims that Megan is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess Red Heart]] of a rare Nintendo console only released in Germany.<ref>[[The Place chats - Megan Obsession]]</ref>

On 5 [[November 2020]], in another [[The Place chats - Beneath the Bridge|chat]] in The Place, Chris described the coverage of Megan in the Chris Chan Youtube series ''[[Beneath the Bridge]]'' as a "real mixed bag", admitting that he had been cringing and crying throughout most of it.
{{quotebox|The multi-part vids about Megan were a real mixed bag; more than half of the time, it hit the nerves in the core of this body, some cringe, a bunch of crying, and so on.}}

On 7 [[January 2021]], Megan was asked if her association with Chris and the ensuing status of minor internet celebrity that came with it was ever thought about. She gave a [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] response, saying that she doesn't even think of it.<ref>[[:File:Megan question January 2021.png]]</ref>

On 25 [[March 2021]], in a yet another [[The Place chats - Psychic Detective|chat]] in The Place, Chris, whilst role-playing as a '''psychic detective''' brings up Megan. Having narrowed down the supposed victims to one of two, Chris claims that Megan will need extra defense. [[Kyle]] and [[MKR]] quickly discourage Chris from considering this further, saying that Megan has a gun, and knows how to defend herself.
{{quotebox|I’m not finalized which of the two, but the victim is either in California or Virginia.
And, Megan Schroeder, in Virginia, here, is one who will (also) need some extra defense on her part during this present time as well.}}

In the 17 [[October 2023]] video [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], Chris singled out Megan during a segment in which he complained about people blocking him, saying that she and others had their chance to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|actually be kind and compassionate towards him]].

==Interviews==
During January 2019, a YouTuber by the moniker BazzBe interviewed Megan over Facebook. BazzBe then put together a video narrating the chat.

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===Transcript===
{{quoteboxyellow|[''autistic sigh''] Oh man. Alright, so, like I said earlier in the video [this is part five of a series, he is apparently referring to an earlier part], I did get the chance to speak to Megan today. Um, hold on [fiddles with screen, which due to being 480px is almost completely unreadable on YouTube] ... uh huh, I was [hiding?] the messages.

So basically, I messaged her, uh, it was accidentally, but I messaged her on her business page because apparently she's in business now and, like, cool. So she asked me to talk to her on her normal page, so I did, I found her, and I asked her: so, I'm sure that you know what I want to talk about, things from past events.

She said: '''Oh yeah, you know, Chris.'''

And I told her, like, I'm very drawn to the story, I've been covering it on YouTube, and I figured it would be cool if I could contact to you so I could see how things, like, how you feel about it nowadays.

She goes: '''Well honestly, I don't follow his antics at all, I've seen a few recent things from someone that alerts me that he's doing things regarding me or whatever.'''

And I asked her, well, were you ever really friends, or did you just feel pity for him?

She said, '''No, I'd say despite his advances, it was a good friendship. He was a lot of fun to converse with. People think that I was using him for things.''' (Which I've heard a lot of people say she was just using him to buy things, but it's been like fifteen years, what would she gain from lying to us?) '''People think that I've been using him for things, but I'd always presented him gifts for his birthday or Christmas. Things from eBay I would either give cash or trade for mangas or DVDs or whatever.'''

I said, did you ever think you would reunite, how do you feel about ... sorry I'm tired ... how do you feel about being a part of all this and having a fanbase?

And she said, '''I didn't know I had fans too.'''

[''Vaguely thirsty grin''] You do! '''Personally I think it's best to stay away and not be involved with him again.''' I said, yeah, you do have a fanbase, and you're definitely the saddest part of the story in my opinion. I do generally believe that, now I know a lot about some of the upcoming stuff that's coming to the fore but I will say Megan was the part where it started going downhill. She was the beginning of the snowball effect, and I think that's when the rock bottom starts to come if you know what I mean, 'cause that was like, the last real friend he had before he fucked it all up.

Ah, ok, where was I at?

'''Comparing him now, I'd say he was definitely more normal during my time with him. That's saying something.'''

How many others have contacted you over this?

'''Oh, I couldn't keep count. It's always been through facebook and as well as Etsy, it's always been half and half condolences and trolls, weens trying to get a reaction or a reply out of me.'''

I told her I was just fascinated by the whole thing and I'm happy to have contacted you and have you take the time to take part in this. And she didn't mind, I was very awesome, I mean, damn that's cool. I was always, oh, I'm sorry, I was wanting to interview her on Discord so I could record our voices talking about it, but honestly I didn't think she would know how to use Discord, [''strange noise''], I'm not saying anything bad, she's a little bit older than me, also, it was like 9:30 in the morning so ... I told her I was sorry to bother her and I understand this might be affecting your life in a negative way because I understand about the artwork and stuff. And she said well, not necessarily, I made a couple of really close friends because of it, I think there's a misconception out there that the whole thing traumatized me which isn't the case at all.

That's good. That's actually something I was curious about. And I asked her [''laughs''], does she still enjoy Sailor Moon and My Little Pony?

She said, '''I have a Sailor Moon collection but I don't actively collect it anymore. It's been both a hobby and an investment. A few dolls sell now on eBay for $500 each. That's for Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and MLP''' -- My Little Pony [''autistic smirk''] -- '''I sold those off a few years ago. I still play 3DS games and have a few Pikachu plush but I'm not into the whole anime fandom thing.'''

OK, fair enough. I asked her do you still remain in Virginia or did you escape?

She said she's still in Virginia and she's done some traveling around and overseas. So, then she told me that she was going to take her dogs or go feed her animals, and I said that was fine, but then I just went ahead and said hey, let's just postpone the rest of this and we'll just finish up tomorrow or, like, another day. Um ... yeah [''smirks again''] There's so much more I want to find out and I want to see, like, what all she's willing to discuss, but if you're interested in, like, I wouldn't say contacting, because I don't want anyone to really harass this woman, let her live her life.

If you are interested in buying one of her, uh, forest things ... I didn't actually really take the time to look at these, they're kind of cool ... [''weird smile, long pause''] ... but yeah, if you're interested in like, buying one of these, um, I'd say contact her, they look pretty interesting and you know some people have, like, a thing for cute animals, and I think I might just buy one, just to promote, so, thank you Megan, I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me about this stuff today. Hopefully we can continue this and go a little bit deeper into it, but, alright. Thank you guys for washing, I really appreciate it, drop me a like, subscribe, help me out, and I will see you guys for part six. I can't wait. Goodnight.}}

A lost interview was also conducted at some point during 2019, for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary, however, the director got cold feet and refused to release any of the documentary footage. A single line of Megan's from the interview is preserved from the documentary's trailer: "Now, he... he seems like a totally different person to me."

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are traced from [http://info.sonicretro.org/File:Advance2_sonic.png this artwork] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg|An OC based on the [[Pokémon]] Houndoom.
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg|An OC based on Absol.
Image:321-IceCune.jpg|An OC based on Suicune.
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
</gallery></center>

===Art of Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.

</gallery></center>

===Miscellaneous===
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Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
</gallery></center>

==References==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Megan Schroeder}}
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{{MeganSaga}}
{{StackhouseSaga}}
{{GamePlaceSaga}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}
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Christian Weston Chandler

2024-05-23T06:09:57Z

AAE: /* Overview */

:''This article is about the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris – it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Honest}}

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| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) <br> Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) <br> Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)
| aliases = Chris-Chan<br>Chris Chan<br>CWC<br>[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo]]<br>[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]<br> [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<ref>[[:File:Kookydash.png]]</ref><br>[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br>[[Facebook|Tini]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]<br>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br>[[Night Star]]<br>[[CPU Blue Heart]]<br>[[CWC Psychlight]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br>[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]<br>[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br>[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]<br>[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]<br>[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]<br>[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]<br>[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]<br>[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]<br>[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]
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|gender=[[JERKS|Male]] (1982–2016)<br>[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)
|nation=[[United States|American]]
|religion=Nondenominational Christianity<ref group = "note">Chris attended Presbyterian, Baptist, and Methodist churches at various points in his life.</ref> (1982-2017)<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptunian Cult]] (2017-2021)<br>[[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]] (2021-present)
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|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>YouTube streamer<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]])<br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br>Member of [[Praetor]], artist ([[2020]]-present)
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) <br> and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|titles = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]]<br>

}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[Autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[Megan Schroeder|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|deception]], [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|blackmail]] and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]],<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misandristic]] and [[Women's rights|misogynistic]] [[Chris and art|cartoonist]], [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''' or '''Chris Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in Internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.

Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|impeded his journey]], casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] were exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.

Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the "Classic Era"]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.

From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.

Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. After spending a few months in the group home in Chesterfield County, he was bought a house in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|Big Island]], where he lives to this day. Chris remains active on [[Twitter]] and [[Youtube]], and (un)fortunately, he shows no signs of stopping.

There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.

==Overview==
{{Protip|After publicly identifying as a transwoman since late 2014, Chris's gender identity has been the subject of much discussion among Christorians and controversy in and out of the trans community. For the purpose of keeping consistent with records from before the transition, and not causing additional confusion for readers, the CWCki has opted to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even post-transition.

Be aware that not all Christorians accept this approach, with some opting to describe Chris exclusively with feminine pronouns after Chris identified as a transwoman, and others compromising by using gender-neutral pronouns, or pronouns applicable to various points in Chris's life reflecting Chris's gender identity at the time.

Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral and can abbreviate every full name that Chris has identified with. Chris has accepted it as a nickname, despite formerly objecting to it post-transition. Because of this, the CWCki most commonly uses this name when discussing Chris-Chan.

In any case, Chris is legally registered as female and has taken hormones to transition, but has not undergone gender reassignment surgery, and most likely never will due to a handful of factors (including socioeconomic status, criminal history, and a lack of interest in more recent years).}}

{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]
[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms, something that already doesn't come naturally to autistic folks. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside, although it can be argued that his work for Praetor can be considered one, even if he isn't paid enough), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]</ref>

Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

[[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]

[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.

In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not to have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.

==Aliases==
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine."}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname "Chris-Chan," a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia "is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents." Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name "Chris-Chan" is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as "Chris Chan," as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler." He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC," and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick." Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine." In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's." Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo," and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler," or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.).

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. As of the Jail Saga, he calls himself "Jesus Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime", to account for him being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, sometimes even saying Jesus as "Hayy-zeus", probably as a botched attempt to sound Spanish, and sometimes shortening the name to "Christ-ine". And yes, [[Animate! Raleigh#Aqua Teen Hunger Force panel|he actually introduces himself as Jesus Christ in public]]. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy," popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris," used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth." Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his more recent antics.

==Foundational Era==
===Childhood and Adolescence===
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}

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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, "monkey," was spoken at just 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school," which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian," which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[Creepy stare|stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.

Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.

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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face." Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.
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===Adult Chronicles===
{{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.

==Classic Era==
{{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}

{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.

==Crossdresser Era==
{{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}

{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or "[[tomgirl]]," as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.

[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris lived with his widowed mother until [[2021]] ([[Incest Saga|not that he willingly moved out]]), who along with the [[tugboat]], was his only source of income during this time. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.

After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]], after coming out as a transgender woman.]]

Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.

While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.

[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely." Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.

Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.

In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.

[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.

==Transgender Era==

{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}

{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]

In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.

More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove."

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

==Goddess Era==
{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}

{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]

After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.

Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.

Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.

During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<ref>[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]</ref>

==Downfall Era==
{{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}

{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph]].]]

[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]

After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].

[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]

However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.

What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]

On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.

While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].

[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]

Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.

Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.

Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.

On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.

==Second Coming Era==
{{main|2023|2024|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Sightings (2024)|Second Coming}}

{{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|"Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime"]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}

[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|right|Free as fuck.]]

The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].

Though every good story needs a sequel, right?

After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> before updating their files to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.

Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as "[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]]."

In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to "Resolved Order Pending,"<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]</ref> Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].

On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.

[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|left|Chris, having a normal one in a 2024 livestream, where he swears he hasn't been watching hentai.]]

Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref> While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later, [[Fan visits#JacksonStarship|but Barb was since seen living there]] with all of her animals, being taken care off by a caretaker. That day also marked the first of many sightings of a mysterious girl, dubbed "Food Lion Lady", "Meryl", "Egg", or even "Cabbage Patch".

By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]].

In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day after his infamous reputation caught up to him and the weens reported him to the convention staff.

As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.

==Featured Fan Videos==
{{quote|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.|[[Null]] [[Null DMs#Sound of mind|realizes Chris is beyond help]].}}

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| name = CWC ~ A Sad Story
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| name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything
| ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI
| Stardate = 4 March 2021
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan
| ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw
| Stardate = 16 August 2021
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]
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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account

{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}

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:''This article is about the TRUE Chris... it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Honest}}

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| title = Christian Weston Chandler
| image = 0773-CWC23.JPG
| size = 350
| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) <br> Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) <br> Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)
| aliases = Chris-Chan<br>Chris Chan<br>CWC<br>[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo]]<br>[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]<br> [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<ref>[[:File:Kookydash.png]]</ref><br>[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br>[[Facebook|Tini]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]<br>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br>[[Night Star]]<br>[[CPU Blue Heart]]<br>[[CWC Psychlight]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br>[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]<br>[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br>[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]<br>[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]<br>[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]<br>[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]<br>[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]<br>[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]<br>[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]
|month=2
|day=24
|gender=[[JERKS|Male]] (1982–2016)<br>[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)
|nation=[[United States|American]]
|religion=Nondenominational Christianity<ref group = "note">Chris attended Presbyterian, Baptist, and Methodist churches at various points in his life.</ref> (1982-2017)<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptunian Cult]] (2017-2021)<br>[[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]] (2021-present)
|race=White (1/8<sup>th</sup> "[[Cherokian]]")
|label8=Height
|ft=5
|in=10
|heightsrc=<ref name=16novletter>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>
|lb=215
|weightsrc=<ref>[[Keffals_videos#The_Chris_Chan_Interview]]</ref>
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>YouTube streamer<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]])<br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br>Member of [[Praetor]], artist ([[2020]]-present)
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) <br> and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|titles = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]]<br>

}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[Autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[Megan Schroeder|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|deception]], [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|blackmail]] and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]],<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misandristic]] and [[Women's rights|misogynistic]] [[Chris and art|cartoonist]], [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''' or '''Chris Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in Internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.

Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|impeded his journey]], casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] were exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.

Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the "Classic Era"]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.

From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.

Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. After spending a few months in the group home in Chesterfield County, he was bought a house in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|Big Island]], where he lives to this day. Although he hadn't returned to the levels of popularity he had before the incident, at least not the good kind, he remains active on [[Twitter]] and [[Youtube]], and fortunately (or unfortunately for some), he shows no signs of stopping.

There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.

==Overview==
{{Protip|After publicly identifying as a transwoman since late 2014, Chris's gender identity has been the subject of much discussion among Christorians and controversy in and out of the trans community. For the purpose of keeping consistent with records from before the transition, and not causing additional confusion for readers, the CWCki has opted to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even post-transition.

Be aware that not all Christorians accept this approach, with some opting to describe Chris exclusively with feminine pronouns after Chris identified as a transwoman, and others compromising by using gender-neutral pronouns, or pronouns applicable to various points in Chris's life reflecting Chris's gender identity at the time.

Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral and can abbreviate every full name that Chris has identified with. Chris has accepted it as a nickname, despite formerly objecting to it post-transition. Because of this, the CWCki most commonly uses this name when discussing Chris-Chan.

In any case, Chris is legally registered as female and has taken hormones to transition, but has not undergone gender reassignment surgery, and most likely never will due to a handful of factors (including socioeconomic status, criminal history, and a lack of interest in more recent years).}}

{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]
[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside, although it can be argued that his work for Praetor can be considered one, even if he isn't paid enough), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]</ref>

Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

[[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]

[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.

In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not to have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.

==Aliases==
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine."}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname "Chris-Chan," a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia "is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents." Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name "Chris-Chan" is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as "Chris Chan," as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler." He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC," and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick." Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine." In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's." Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo," and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler," or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.).

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. As of the Jail Saga, he calls himself "Jesus Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime", to account for him being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, sometimes even saying Jesus as "Hayy-zeus", probably as a botched attempt to sound Spanish, and sometimes shortening the name to "Christ-ine". And yes, [[Animate! Raleigh#Aqua Teen Hunger Force panel|he actually introduces himself as Jesus Christ in public]]. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy," popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris," used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth." Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his more recent antics.

==Foundational Era==
===Childhood and Adolescence===
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}

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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, "monkey," was spoken at just 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school," which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian," which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[Creepy stare|stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.

Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.

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{{collapsible
|Chris's award-winning artwork
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face." Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.
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===Adult Chronicles===
{{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.

==Classic Era==
{{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}

{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.

==Crossdresser Era==
{{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}

{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or "[[tomgirl]]," as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.

[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.

After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]], after coming out as a transgender woman.]]

Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.

While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.

[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely." Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.

Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.

In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.

[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.

==Transgender Era==

{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}

{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]

In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.

More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove."

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

==Goddess Era==
{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}

{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]

After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.

Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.

Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.

During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<ref>[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]</ref>

==Downfall Era==
{{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}

{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph]].]]

[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]

After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].

[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]

However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.

What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]

On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.

While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].

[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]

Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.

Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.

Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.

On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.

==Second Coming Era==
{{main|2023|2024|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Sightings (2024)|Second Coming}}

{{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|"Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime"]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}

[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|right|Free as fuck.]]

The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].

Though every good story needs a sequel, right?

After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> before updating their files to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.

Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as "[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]]."

In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to "Resolved Order Pending,"<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]</ref> Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].

On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.

[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|left|Chris, having a normal one in a 2024 livestream, where he swears he hasn't been watching hentai.]]

Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref> While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later, [[Fan visits#JacksonStarship|but Barb was since seen living there]] with all of her animals, being taken care off by a caretaker. That day also marked the first of many sightings of a mysterious girl, dubbed "Food Lion Lady", "Meryl", "Egg", or even "Cabbage Patch".

By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]].

In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day after his infamous reputation caught up to him and the weens reported him to the convention staff.

As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.

==Featured Fan Videos==
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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account

{{CWCipedia}}
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{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}

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