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Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-05-17T07:50:43Z

AIDSandstuff: /* Racism/Sambo */

I'll transcribe this I guess. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Everybody knows that BITCHES need transcribing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Damian==
Is he talking about the wallflower? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Yes. "Damian Antaria" was a pseudonym of some sort, hence the speech marks in the vid title. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 19:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:: I know it was a pseudonym, just asking to be sure about the gal pal being wallflower. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Chris is just too stupid to resist dropping the dox of other people on the internet. Of course, it's futile to tell him how bad dropping dox is, since he refuses to listen to anyone other than himself. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:33, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Someone needs to explain to me in very simple terms how can we keep on censoring Chris. I mean, he's INSISTING on dropping WallFlower's name and aliases all over the place. There's little that we can do. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Maybe when the CWCVille Library mirrors these videos involving the Walliflower, we can ask them to censor her name and upload those videos here instead to keep our promise of censorship for her sake. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 04:13, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* If the poor gal could keep him on a leash we wouldn't have this problem. Sadly, if she contacted him again, even just to say "for fuck's sake stop splattering my name all over YouTube," he'd probably just think that meant she still wanted him after all... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Bloody stalker. That's it, I am out of here; I need a beer! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, we're overthinking this. Let's keep her name in the videos and the transcripts and continue as usual. If she complains, we tell her to take it up with Chris--we're just documenting what he says and he insists on dropping her name. We may also need to remind her that the names "Heather" and "Damian Antaria" are not directly linked to one another and the article discussing her connection to Chris has been edited for anonymity.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:17, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I googled Damian Antaria and it it led me to a page on fanfiction.net of a girl whose username is Damian-Antaria (real name Antaria Wilson, approximately 24 years old): if she's the girl Chris' talking about then I guess he's going for girls who like yaoi, going against his homophobia.--[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]]
:Chris probably has no clue that she writes yaoi fanfiction. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:52, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::Turns out he does, but he'll overlook that for china --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 03:52, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

==Chris is getting desperate for china==
Soon he'll probably just upload a video demanding china.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 3:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:I'll lol hard if he does that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah I would, but seeing as this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] we're talking about it seems like he probably will either just claim he got laid even if he didn't or go mad saying that the sex with Lovely Weather actually did happen.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* How fucking awful is it when, even when not talking to Chris, we use the phrase "china" instead of pussy, and nobody cares?[[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:44, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
** It's a clear sign that we're all on this website too much. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 10:47, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
*** How can the manchild have such a TRUE and LOYAL trollbase? This is wrong. I hate myself.-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:58, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Fun Fact==

Chris posted his threats to Surf Shack Tito around 3 am his time, and this video around 3 pm his time. He's wearing a different shirt, suggesting that he woke up around 2 in the afternoon, depending on how long it takes Chris to put on a different bra and shirt. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it possible that he woke up earlier and got dressed? Then again, if he's up at 3 in the morning making death threats to second rate Nickelodeon cartoon characters, does it matter?[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 23:00, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

When does he talk about women loving men who beg? I don't see that anywhere. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* Chris doesn't; that's just an observation by the editor because Chris keeps saying please -- [[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 02:03, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Actually - he hints at something like this at one point by disagreeing that men are the magnets. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 12:41, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==I think the transcripts off==

When he says "I mean, you aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! It's better that for a little while", it looks to me like he's saying "I respected that for awhile". It makes more sense to me because he's clearly implying he's a better match for her, thus bringing up his whole "I'm a gentleman" thing he often does when china is involved, and because "It's better that for a little while" doesn't make any sense.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:43, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* Good catch. It was hard to tell what he was saying, the way he slurs that part. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Fan Video==

What? What is this? Why is it on my CWCki? I'm missing the joke here... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:34, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Toughdog thinks he's funny. --[[User:KingTaco|KingTaco]] 16:50, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Right. I thought it was curiously unfunny. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:50, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Completely agreed. --[[User:KingTaco|KingTaco]] 16:52, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Paused Video on the TV in the background==

Lets discuss the significance of this here --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 14:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
:Naaah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:48, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Racism/Sambo==
It sounds like he's saying "That old sambo" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo_(racial_term) instead of 'Sumbah' which I'm not quite sure is a word. Can I get confirmation on 'Sambo'? If this is true, it means this is yet another instance of Chris hating on Tito for being a niggo, which he obviously isn't, and it's almost certainly a word that Chris learned from Bob. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 13:47, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
:It's a safe bet that he meant to say "son of a bitch", but enunciated it so poorly that it sounded like "sumbah". I'm sure you've noticed that most transcripts tend to transliterate almost everything that Chris incorrectly pronounces.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 07:50, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sandy Rosechu

2010-02-25T17:45:50Z

AIDSandstuff:

This Sandy character is a clear derivative of Simonchu. I wonder how Evan will react to it. Hopefully, it will be with another lawsuit. It's obvious that Chris didn't learn his lesson the first time, so we might as well whip him again. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:53, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Sandy IS simonla with a very slightly different haircut. I hate Chris so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
::I know. He made good on his promise to kill of Simonla, but he later decides to spit in the face of Evan by bringing her back in an almost identical body. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:::You just know he's going to bring Simonla back in some way. Evan wanted him to stop using the character altogether, not just kill her off. She's going to reappear as a vision to Sandy or Wild or someone. Fuck.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 17:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sonichu 10

2010-02-25T07:06:15Z

AIDSandstuff: /* Worth Noting? */ new section

==Continuity==
You know, my own theory is that Chris's fucked up numbering system finally managed to confuse Chris himself and/or he just lost track. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:40, 15 March 2009 (CET)

So, if the medallion never gave him power, that means that the entire Anchuent Prophecy is null in void, and none of the events following Sonichu entering the mystic cave could have ever happened.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

Not to mention as well that it's obvious that the "high school ring" was just made up at the last second. If his high school ring gave him the power all this time, then why did he even have the retarded medallion in the first place? Speaking of the medallion, how did he obtain it before the Anchuent Prophecy if that was a key piece in the plot? It wasn't even explained WHY he decided "Hey, I'm gonna wear a medallion of a creature before the creature is even introduced everyday for no apparent reason!" Besides that, if the ring gave the power, why is the spot where his Sonichu medallion his weak point? Following the laws of most video games (knowing Chris abides by them), when you attack the source of power on a boss enemy, that is usually their weak point. I mean, does he not even care about the story anymore? GODDAMMIT CHRIS YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE THAN YOU WITH MY RAMBLINGS. FUCK. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:38, 6 May 2009 (CEST)

I find the idea of continuity in ''Sonichu'' comics quite upsetting. It was as if Chris had enough forethought to plan the whole thing. He was always impulsive over the whole storyline, mostly engrossed by a quest of pitiful revenge. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill that, if he's called over the whole lack of continuity regarding the Anchuent Prophecy, he will just make the tribe leader appear on one page and say "No, that's cool". He's a crappy storyteller, that's all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:05, 9 December 2009 (CET)

Well, he's all caught up with the pages and... it's funny. He didn't change the part where he sent his medallion to his "sweetheart", Blanca... despite the fact that he just set up a date with Lovely. LOL.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)

Ya know, I just realized that his comics never had a plot up until Crystal got trapped in the mirror. Look over the comics and you'll find that this is the ONE AND ONLY ongoing conflict in the entire fucking "series". Everything else is resolved in one "episode" except for the Off target sub episodes, which was resolved in two episodes. Regardless of how little the comics after Crystal got trapped in the mirror focused on her, it's been completely about finding the Sonichu testicles to save her. Sure, he's taken the majority of the time she's been gone trying to "expand" upon his characters but like I said, saving Crystal stretched over five of his shitty comics.----rob

==Fun fact about Lovely Weather==
Chris thinks it's [[random access humor|fucking hilarious]] to sing (to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"): "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with..." over and over. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:28, 9 December 2009 (CET)

*That sounds like a drag queen name. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 11:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**I don't understand. I'm scared.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:20, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**I was going to say it sounds like a show dog name, but I think I like Anaconda's comparison better --[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 18:37, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**Lovely Weather sounds like a name I'd use for a character... which disturbs me quite deeply. Also, any idea if Lovely Weather is based on a real person (again) or if Chris is making up a codename for a future sweetheart? [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Page 2. He claims to have took advantage of the fact that he looks like his future self, and then fucked His future self's wife while his future self was at work. Yeah. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 10 December 2009 (CET)
**** This is the disgusting part. How creepy it is to have sex with your own future wife? And what about the whole Episode 19 "God-Jesus Says Ivy&Chris 4EVAH"? How pissed God should be that Ivy is dead and Chris's first thought out of the void was to tell all about the nookie he had with a married wife. Not much Christian values here ...[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:35, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Also, this makes it that he's no longer a virgin in the comics, is the biggest single departure from RealChris yet. Even all his other victories were somehow unsuccessful in some way. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Chris understands time travel as Futurama presented it; X has always happened and/or will always happen. PresentChris took advantage of his future wife; FutureChris is this same Chris who 6 years ago took advantage of his resembling a married man to bed that man's wife. I guess Chris thinks it's justified because Lovely later married him. Just ''something'' about the whole situation is wrong, but due to the mechanics of time travel, pinning down exactly what is hard. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::* But, that's the thing: In Futurama, it was the ''past'', not the ''future'' where it occurred. If I remember correctly, Fry had accidentally vaporized the man who he thought was his grandfather and ended up boffing his grandmother. He didn't realize until Farnsworth told him that HE was his own ''grandfather''. Chris essentially screwed up the entire premise by going into the future. He won't have any direct affect to his ''present''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::* Perhaps because she married the Chris of her present, not the Chris of 6 years previous? I mean, who you are as a person is a function of time; I don't really feel like I'm the same person I was 6 years ago. A lot has changed since then. The fact of the matter is that the Chris she took to be her husband wasn't the real Chris she knew and married. It may as well have been someone in a full-body Chris suit, because one would assume that the Chris of 2009 to be different in mind than the Chris of 2015, though, the ever-ignorant manchild... maybe that's not a good assumption. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:37, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::*I think that's why one could argue it's rape if past Chris presents himself as future Chris, as they could be totally different people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)
:::* Try comparing Chris between now and when he started the comic and try seeing how changed he is.[/sarcasm, sort of] --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::* More likely, Lovely Weather saw through Chris' deception but didn't care because future chris was fatter and completely bald. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 03:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)
:::* Or there was a kinky time-travel threesome between Lovely and both Chrises. It's not masturbation if it's sex with yourself. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

==How to incorporate preview?==
Any suggestions on how to discuss the preview, since we'll be approaching the point where the preview is incorporated into the regular storyline? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)

i say we merge it with the regular episode description once Chris Manages to reach it.

i'm sure that's what Chris will do anyway, and when the time comes to merge them we'll use the preview section as a Christory lesson on how he put up the preview, and what pages the preview took place in. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 12:06, 17 December 2009 (CET)

== Japanese message ==

: A message in Japanese characters listed as a "controversial statement!" is seen to the right.
OK, I know next to nothing about Japanese. I punched "controversial" in WWWJDIC and it says 問題発言 is "problematical statement; controversial statement". Which kind of looks like the marks which Chris's artistic pencil left on the paper, hence scanned and uploaded and now troubling our retinas. Now, the question remains: Which episode of Excel-Saga was this ripped off from? I still haven't watched all of them. (And if it's not from Excel-Saga: sorry, ''I just got this weird feeling that it could be from there.'' I can't really explain it.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:40, 22 December 2009 (CET)

The first episode. IIRC it's from Excel saying that manga artists are scum so who cares if they die, or something to that effect. Then, it was funny because it was prominent and after an actually controversial statement. Here? Pure, glorious shit. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Cogsdev is a gal-pal now?==

I... don't know what to think about this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:40, 23 December 2009 (CET)
*wut now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:22, 1 January 2010 (CET)

==Plagiarism to the EXTREME==

This is interesting... or not, but even still. It seems that Chris is really pushing the tracing deals to the extreme here. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P12.jpg|the picture of Chris-Chan Sonichu] was apparently [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/9184.html|traced from a piece of Sonic fan art], as well [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/images/thumb/1/1f/SchuComic10P22.jpg/512px-SchuComic10P22.jpg| the first two fight "panels"] were ripped from a fight scene from the Archie Sonic comic "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles". Maybe I've missed some others earlier (basically scared to look back), but this is probably the worse I've seen Chris rip off stuff in his comic (in terms of scenes, not ideas). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:02, 27 December 2009 (CET)

== Popit tool. ==

I know no one probably gives a shit but the "beams" that Jason, Beel and Chris use are the popit tool from little big planet. It was tough to tell what it was until I actually played LBP and recognized that the menu Jason is fiddling with is the tool menu from the stage creation mode.

Cept Jason and Beel use a red popit tool, Chris uses a red one yet it is only blue in the games. Just pointing Stupid shit out guys. Happy new year.--[[User:Rob|Rob]] 09:50, 1 January 2010 (CET)rob

**Actually, the color it appears in the game is based on the color the player uses for their Sackboy. Conceivably it could be one of the many colors from the game, including red. It just happens to be red here because red is "evil" and Chris is a moron. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 29==
Chris looks so bored. Also, how little effort could this possibly take? Seeing this page just fills me with hate and anger.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==Pages 30-34==
God DAMN. I just ''love'' how Chris writes his characters ''not'' as actual characters, but as ''mouthpieces'' for his own self! I mean, look at Jason! In Issue 8, Jason says that he doesn't want to take down Chris's ED page and is willing to launch a pickle at Rosechu, yet here, he condemns Jack and Clyde for being homo trolls and decides to retire away. Then, BEEL, of all people, condemns THEM for being homo trolls! Then, Chris makes the two commit suicide, just like he wants them to!

Augh! So much rage!

On a side note, I love how Chris inserts that side note that he wants the MMPR team again and "disses" the other teams. Wow, way to live in the past, Chris! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:27, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris always amaze me. I keep on thinking about how deeply retarded the whole comic is and, oh so suddenly, he finds a way to dig himself in a hole a lot deeper. I wonder how Clyde and Jack will react to this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:**I want them to make him ''really'' suffer for that. Otherwise, once he's done making Issue 10, I'm gonna go make my own comic in retaliation. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:47, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:***Sweet merciful Jesus, ''why?'' The last ten pages or so are probably the most disgusting things I've ever read (and this from someone who's read and lol'd at almost all of this wiki). They make ''even less sense'' than the typical Chris tract. I'm almost impressed at how in these ten pages he's managed to pack in so much fail. That's it, I'm making a comic where Naitsirhc is the hero and saves everybody. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:24, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:**** Hey, dipwad, I called it! Nah, I'm kidding, but mostly about the dipwad part. I got a good chunk of plot for my comic thought down, but I'd like to ask about your's first. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*****I'll put the general overview in my sandbox. And @ Griffintown's post below: Reading these pages is pretty much like watching Chris jerk himself off. He's only doing it to satisfy some vague desire to be the big boy on the playground. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:****I just read them. The crazy thing is, I'll bet he actually considers this a victory. He's sitting in his room right now going "I showed those trolls a thing or two!" Ok, no, actually he's probably still frothing mad over mailbag 32, but the point remains.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*****That's it. CWCville is this magical place in his head where he can win all his battles. Chris acts as if his comics (and mostly everything he produces, videos and texts included) were Magical Talismans able to affect the real life. The best think that can happen right now is to see some serious "Clyde & Jack" action who will force Chris to "Undead" them in the next comic so he can beat them again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:42, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*Why does this remind me of the GI Joe episode where Cobra made a machine to destroy buildings with the power of rock?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 5:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 36==
Rosechu is menstruating despite being medically sterile and being a Pokemon. Also, tampons and kinky sex in a TV-Y7 work. I don't know, I have trouble even thinking of the page without being filled with rage at the directions Chris takes his comic in. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 37==
Christian... Freaking... Love... Day... I thought he was reaching the bottom in retardation but this is so... wrong. THIS begs to be turned into a "Gay Day" celebration. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:10, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*It does! And what's so funny is that, Chris actually thinks that, if there WAS a cure for homosexuality, everyone in the world would be willing to go through this. Yes, I know this is Chris's world and we're just looking in, but still, this had to be said. First of all, vaccines are voluntary, not mandatory. If someone came up and said "Hey, we got the cure for homosexuality! Come and get it!", how many would take it? Not very many! Second of all, there's no real plausible way the cure could be passed through the water. That's only really in movies or comics! Water treatment plants have too many chemicals that would dilute or eradicate it. Besides, even if they did drink it, it has to be through the blood, not the stomach.

:I know, again, it's Chris's world, but I just had to get it out of my system. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== oh boy! ==

After Jacks appearance in the comic, we should expect an epic phone call soon! -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 3:45 PM, January 8th 2010

==Page 40==

"Oh, Don't Worry, I am consentual." is now my favorite line in the whole frickin' comic. Because it's just... so wrong on so many levels. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Add to this the "Lovely Weather will be my wife" angle and then you realize how twisted Chris can be. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Add this to the fact that, canonically in Family Guy, Meg gets a sex change in the future. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 16:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was weirded out by the Lovely Weather kinky time-travel sechs thing, but not as much as other people (Chris never did tell all the details, so for all we know, he could've told her, or FutureChris might have even been involved in a kinky time-threesome. The whole thing was unsavory to me, but I reserved judgment and wrote it off as Chris being Chris) ...but this, THIS is what shocked and made me sick, because previously, Comic-Chris never actually 'cheated' because his sweethearts either disappeared or died or whatevs; and I'm one of those people who think cheating (and ''unrepentant'' cheating at that!) is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship.

: [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/puppet_chaos/whut.jpg The Medicine Seller probably would react the same way I did] Too bad I don't have a Sword of Exorcism. (...if you know what I'm talking about, you get a cookie made out of internet and win) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:42, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Someone should save those last few pages with Meg and all the pages where Lovely Weather is mentioned just in case Chris retcons either one of them. Unfortunately, atm, CWCipedia is fucking down again. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:**Godfuckingdamnit, 100mb, undown CWCipedia already! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:**Done! I am happy(er)! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 42==
Pfft. I like that "apology". "I know I drew some very stupid and offensive pages, but I wanted to get through your DAMN DIRTY SKULLS that I'm STRAIGHT! Please, don't leave me!"

He starts to apologize, derails, then grovels. Epic Chris. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== So meg was Silvana. ==

I'm sure Chris has some retarded plot planned around this, but the only thing that's really important is the fact that he just knowingly drew himself making out with a hedgehog that has a dick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
* What surprised me is that he essentially subverted his whole Meg Griffin fantasy and more or less acknowledged that it was pretty messed up. It's a strange level of self-awareness. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
**Of course it makes you wonder, why did Magi-chan just watch?--[[Yawn|Yawn]] 6:58, 12 January 2010
:* Maybe Magi-Chan just doesn't give a shit? He seems pretty lazy, judging by how much time he just spends doing nothing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Collosal Chris-Chan ==

Oh God, he actually used it. He actually used that horrible thing.

Two other things:
1. Page 43-44's transformation sequence is a direct ripoff of the Super Sonic/Shadow transformation before the final boss in Sonic Adventure 2.
2. Himself in panel 3 of Page 43, (the one where he's looking up), is sadly the best drawing he's done, anatomy-wise. (note the head isn't _too_ mishapen) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Just noticed this ==

Magi-chan, on page 37, said that homosexuality and asexuality are extinct... but nothing about bisexuality. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
:*My main theory on this is that Chris is ignorant of bisexuality. At the moment someone will ask the question, he will say something like "Yes, them too.". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
** As someone who has spent some time in the South, for a lot of people bisexuality is syononymous with homosexuality. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Recent Pages==

Wow... the fail is overwhelming here. Zelina's just another vapid Rosechu, Chris actually thinks that people use their X-Box as fully functioning computers, he rips off a stage from the ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' game, he fails in website protection, he turns the Asperchu-type Sonichu characters into vapid, worshiping idiots who wanted real names, then strips them of what they had because he can.

Jeezus, Chris.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Note also that Chris sprouts a third eye after he jams his finger in the controller port. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Note also also that "Mitch Sonichu" looks like the [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Uja7HbHJnMk/Sb8aG3Nr7gI/AAAAAAAAAHg/MUf8op1X4Xk/s320/brawny.jpg Brawny paper towel guy], an ambiguously gay lumberjack. Chris, for someone who swears up and down that HE IS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT, has no problem whiling away his leisure time giving free, unsolicited homomasculine makeovers to random dudes. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

== Christian is a God ==

According to page 57 that is. The Asperchu Sonichu comments on how Alec made him "worship a false God" (Liquid Chris), but apparently they worshiped Christian from before.

And now we have recolors of recolors.

Someone should also point out to Chris that Microsoft is also the creator of Windows, which is what he uses. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== What's the dating sim? ==

What's the Hex Bawx dating sim that Chris refers to? I haven't had dinner today and I can't find a darn thing on xbox.com — if there's one thing that bugs me about Xbox, it's that Microsoft has no idea on usability in certain cases =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
:A game called "Don't be nervous talking 2 girls" link: [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. I wonder how he found out about this, I know in /cwc/ we were talking about showing this to him but nothing came from it. Makes me wonder if the autistic wonder is actually lurking on a better board than EDF. --[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 21:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

== Pages 61-68 ==

Someone better get to summarizing these shit stains. I can't because I'm at school and can't look at them for more than a second each --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:47, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
* On it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:07, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
** I summarized them, but some details aren't so great. I haven't read Moon Pals, nor all of Asperchu, and I have no idea who the blond chick is at that table. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

== President Obama? ==

It's August '08 during episode 21. Obama won't be president for 4 more months, and even then, I figure the economy is more pressing than Asperchu. Hell, the Asperpedia wouldn't be made until 2010, so Collosal Chris-Chan is raging at things that wouldn't happen for over a year. He just can't leave that soapbox alone!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:21, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
* It gets dumber than that, Chris supposedly destroyed Asperpedia when he blew up the HEX BAWKS, didn't he? I'm amused that begging the president for intervention made its return. Its almost like a shout-out to the ED days.
* I want to send an email about this, but I'm afraid the Sysop's gonna reject it like she did the last three. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
** What the hell? I sent in two, anyways. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
*Holy shit I completely forgot that the comics weren't running on Earth Time! [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:16, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
*Upon further analysis, Chris goes to ruin a person he's never even hinted at before for things that don't make sense unless you consider the metaphysical nature of Chris' existence as both creator and protagonist of his story and even then are incomprehensible to normal logic, that aren't told of until Chris has already done his damage. The actions of Alec and the rest of Asperpedia's crew, which barely make sense in the context of bothering fictional comic characters, are somehow worse than murdering at least 100 people and injuring hundreds more. These actions are horribly illegal and require the highest law in the land, while the aforementioned murder is somehow not a national security issue. Dammit, Chris. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Fan art ==

We need some fan art of some of the events and characters in this comic. Currently it's a giant boring hunk of text, and that's not fun at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:04, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
* I was thinking of making a drawing of Collosal Chan as a blood-thirsty monster charging towards our poor heroes, Alec, Jack, Evan, Sean, Clyde, and Mao, as they hold their spots valiantly to stop him to causing any more bloodshed. The summary would be called: The whole plot of Sonichu 10! Lol! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:49, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Allison's Problem==

Alright, I did a double check, but for reference, Allison's problem with Moon-Pals was that she showed up as a constantly happy girl (who's high on heroin). She appears a number of times, with Episode 17 being the more recent appearance (mocking Chris the whole way through). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:46, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

==Soup Hotel Rosechus==

Did anyone else notice that while Ultra Sonichu used Chaotic Remedy to cure the Aspiechus of Aspergers, he never even thought of using it to cure the Soup Hotel Rosechus? It seems that to Chris, Aspergers is a fate worse than being paralyzed from the waist down. Well, hot damn, by that logic, I should wish for physical paralysis! --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well you can't have people running around out there with a similar condition to autism. They are stealing the limelight away from <s>true autistics</s> Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:38, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

==Plot Twist==

If Chris were a decent writer, this is the part where I'd expect Mary's entire "Bawwww" story as an elaborate trick to get the all-powerful Hobo to free Graduon. But we know something like this won't happen.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:07, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

==Page 75==

Anyone noticed how Chris's blades are a God of War rip-off? [[User:GUInterface|GUInterface]] 08:44, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
*I think thats a coincidence. Chris hasn't even properly played Metal Gear Solid, I think its very unlikely that he would play God Of War. Although he'd probably like it if he did. If theres one thing that our Chrissy would love to do, its play as a God. Either way, thats not even my concern right now. What I would like to be highlighted, is that Slaweel surendered to him, told Chris that what happened was not entirely her fault, and even let him destroy Graduon and thus take away a large portion of her powers, and then he tries to kill her with two big swords. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
**And he said she'd never be forgiven. All because she did her job properly six years ago. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 21:03, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
**Edward - Chris knows what God of War is. Apparently, the Field Trolls who got Chris to drink found that out through him. And the way the "blades" are drawn, those are Kratos' blades.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:28, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
***True - It's mentioned in [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris and His PSP|The PSP Video]] in [[Chris's Big Night Out]]. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:11, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
***Sorry then. My mistake. I need to do more lurking by the looks of it. My point about Chris attacking Slaweel still stands though. She did literally just give up to him. Not to mention that she has not done nearly as much as some of Chris's other enemies. I seem to recall one episode about Blake stealing the Master Sunstone. That apparantly would have ended life as we know it and caused all sorts of mutations and shit. What about Beel? He was an assistant to Hitler. Graduon himself had tried to wipe out two old Native American clans. Hell, even the supposedly saintly Comic Chris, has done worse than Mary. He killed 200 people by blowing up a building, caused the Gay Holocaust. Even if we assume that interfering in his Love Quest really is the ultimate sin, then wouldn't Bagget and Jerkhief be the #1 offenders? Mary gave him a stern talking to, but those two had him arrested and put on trial.--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:44, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

==1-Episode Issue?==

I'm of the understanding that Chris limits each Sonichu issue to 100 pages maximum. Well, so far episode 21 has taken up over 3/4 of that limit. Is it safe to assume that once Episode 21 is complete, that'll be it for Sonichu 10? Because that would mean that the entire issue was basically a "clean-up" issue, in which Chris resolved just about every plot thread involving himself. If so, I think the article should reflect that a little bit more. At the moment it just talks about the circumstances of the preview's release. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:41, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Mass Effect 2 Joke ==

I find the joke a bit weak. I know people would say its a dating game, but Chris probably wouldn't even consider it, because he's only interested in getting a date in the real world, which I doubt Mass Effect would be able to teach him.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 00:34, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== February 25 page dump. ==

I haven't read them yet. I'm not sure if I have the nerves of steel required for such a test of endurance. All I know is that they Torture Evan (Possibly for hours) before killing him.

Also, the torture involves castration. This is presented as an excellent coping tactic to help a young girl deal with the fact that her mother died before she was born.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== Worth Noting? ==

The lawyer Marvey Blaziken in this comic was likely ripped off of Harvey Birdman (being as Blaziken is based off of a bird). He even has the same super-hero facial features that Birdman has. I'm not sure where this would go though.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 07:06, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sonichu (species)

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AIDSandstuff: /* Derp */ new section

It might be profitable to make a template for all the members of the Sonichu species. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:59, 24 June 2009 (CEST)

== Derp ==

Can it be asserted that a Sonichu that has evolved into Metonic will no longer be able to transform into Ultra Sonichu? I don't even know why I care.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 14:26, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Collosal Chan

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AIDSandstuff:

Oh what the fuck is this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:11, 24 November 2009 (CET)
*Apparently some sort of bizarre hybrid of human Chris and his mary-sue fursona. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:24, 5 January 2009 (EST)
:*but why a beard? This is so... WTF? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:58, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Unsure, but I think it's supposed to be that peach-colored fur around Sonichu's mouth. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:02, 12 January (EST)
:::*I'm guessing this is the case, seeing as how he uses a limited pallet of what appears to be markers, and the peach-colored mouthfuzz is the same color as he draws human skin. He'd need to differentiate the two.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 18:52, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

User:AIDSandstuff

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AIDSandstuff: Created page with 'Fuck you this is my user page.'

Fuck you this is my user page.

Talk:CWC address to Royal Board

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AIDSandstuff: /* I'm confused */ new section

I shall begin TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:00, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

== I'm confused ==

Who exactly is he addressing? I don't seem to recall anyone of the nature Chris has described. Is this a potential new troll saga in the works, or is one of our beloveds at it again? --[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 01:05, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris humps his PS3

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AIDSandstuff:

And to think if he really wanted to change his image, he would be done with doing stuff like that. --[[User:SD70ACe|SD70ACe]] 07:44, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

== Honor roll my ass ==

360 / 2 = 120!?!11bacon?!!?@2? Good job public education system.
:*Don't be so quick to judge, it could also be 130. God, how did he even pass his classes? I mean, other than sympathy/trying to avoid a law suit for kick the autistic. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 08:47, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

== Other info gained from this ==

I'm wondering if there should be a note added to this about how Chris was both out of breath by 2 minutes and unable to stand, how the hell does he think hes going to be able to maintain speed during sex? [[User:Akira Takizawa|Akira Takizawa]] 12:20, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
:*Also Chris raping solid inanimate objects may be the reason his dick has that fucked up bend in it. [[User:J1mbo|J1mbo]] 02:39, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
**And I think the PS3 is like, 11 pounds or something? His arms are so weak that he can't even hold 11 pounds without them hurting or getting tired. [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 07:57, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

I dunno about this one, guys...

He was "black mailed" into doing this.

This is as lulzy as getting as someone giving a blowjob at gunpoint is sexy. (It isn't!) --this was posted by [[User:Gwonam|Gwonam]], who needs to learn to sign their posts
*The thing is, at gunpoint, your life is at stake. All that was at stake here were Chris's foreign PS3 accounts. Chris apparently places more value on his foreign PS3 accounts than he does his dignity. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:26, 1 August 2009 (CEST)
*OP here. Good point, Champthom. --this was posted by [[User:Gwonam|Gwonam]], who needs to learn to sign their posts
**I never find these things funny the first time. It's always during a retrospective that things become funny. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:53, 29 September 2009 (CEST)
***And now that I think about it. Everything he got off those accounts were free except his japanese account which he spent some yen. also this is the OFFICIAL AND ORIGINAL title from the original file i got. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:41, 7 November 2009 (CET)
****Didn't he buy Japanese prepaid credit cards off eBay at inflated prices to get them, too? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)

== Thaddeus ==

It states that Jack Thaddeus deleted the account after this incident anyway. What was Chris' response to this? Is there a video or an email?--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 03:51, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris humps his PS3

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Talk:Chris humps his PS3

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List of Chris's lies

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AIDSandstuff:

{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], '''lying''' in [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face.

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing so his lies have the opposite effect (ex. going to Redmond). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (ex. drawing a [[ShecameforCWC.jpg | rule 34]] of [[Megan]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest content|True and Honest]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie", a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[Autism|autistic]] brain that it is OK to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[Honest]].

This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==

*Chris claims to be related to [[Anne Boleyn]], which is impossible since her ultimate descendant is the '''virgin''' Queen Elizabeth.

*In a Mumble chat, he lied and said that nude photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact he willingly consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble_2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to [[Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

*Chris not only lied to Miyamoto, but he also lied to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]. In order to make a case for his distinguished character, Chris told him that he spent three-quarters of his [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] prize money on his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church congregation]]. In reality, he spent 45% of it on them, and kept the rest. He even listed everything he bought with it--both what he bought for them and for himself--making it quite plain to see he was lying about his generosity.

*For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet if he was already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]] where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13]], he denies that he ever said anything about a Chloe.

*In the infamous [[IRC_(21_January_2009)|Clyde-raped-Panda chat]], Chris states, "My heart is true and set, and I have made my promises. I am with [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] in mind and soul; I have promised to be her True Sweetheart...and I am not a man who goes back on his promises." Chris then proceeded to give her up to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] over a matter of days, and then quickly became involved with [[Julie]].

*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

*In his [[Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors|13 September 2009]] video, he says he personally talked to Sega of America and was told Project Needlemouse (or as he calls it, Needlenose) was a new Sonic game, and not a Sonichu game. Ignoring Chris's track record for honest interaction with video game representatives, as of this writing (5 October 2009) Sega has not officially announced what the game is, and major video game review sites like IGN and Gamespot still haven't received any official word from Sega. While it's pretty obvious that it is some sort of Sonic game, the idea that Sega would tell a greasy virgin manchild who rips off their intellectual property what the game is and not anyone else is 100% bullshit.

*Chris claimed that the [[DVD]] that trolls procured wasn't the "director's cut"<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref>, yet the DVD had all the features that had been described before trolls even came into contact with Chris.

*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the Medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube.<ref>[[Blanca]]</ref> Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]],<ref>[[Robert Simmons V#Church visit]]</ref> Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.

*When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while he left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then Chris proceed to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.

*While Chris has certainly called the police on the occasional troll or two, Chris will [[CCWC's_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|warn trolls]] that he has unleashed the full fury of the FBI and/or [[CWC_-_Exposing_Jeff|police detectives]] on them. When he wants to be really intimidating, he'll say they are [[10142009|"his detectives"]] as if he is in direct command of them. However, people smarter than Chris (that is to say, all people) know that Chris is totally bluffing, as neither the FBI nor even small-town police detectives are going to waste their time and resources trying to track down someone who said mean things about Chris over the intertubes when there are no end of serious felonies in need of investigating.

*Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The Game Place]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely.

*He claimed in [[The Sonichu Chronicles|his slideshow]] for [[Miyamoto]] that "Sonichu" was not a portmanteau of "Sonic" and "Pikachu"--he was playing off Sonic's Japanese name, "Sonikku." Anyone with a working brain stem can see through this particular untruth.

*In an email<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] -- 'Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me.'</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.

*After Chris pissed off Megan by posting [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] he proceeded to apologize to her [[Megan E-mails|via e-mail]], claiming he was [[Megan E-mails#Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?|"sorry for hurting [her]"]] and that he was [[Megan E-mails#Chris does not regret the Meganporn|"sorry for uploading the drawing"]], saying to her [[Megan E-mails#Chris does not regret the Meganporn|"I've learned from my mistakes"]]. He later proved he felt no remorse for the drawing by [[ShecameforCWC.JPG#Today|reuploading the picture]] for use in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the need for "sexy pictures for a sexy website".

*Chris claims that he is the descendant of [[Daniel Weston]], one of the pilgrims on board the Mayflower. This is obviously not true, because according to all known passenger lists, there was no man named Daniel Weston on the ship.

*He has made [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|occasional]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|claims]] that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|several]] [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|instances]] [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|of]] [[It's UGH!|him]] [[CWC "Boyfriend"|showing]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|otherwise]].

*In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.

*Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).

*Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAAc9zAVQw backfired horribly], Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the SingStar Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.

*He claimed to have an IQ of over 300<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]] at 12:23</ref>. For perspective, the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_vos_Savant woman with the highest IQ in the world] has an IQ of 230. Later he claimed to have an IQ of 150<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>.

*Chris has inserted clearly bullshit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_1/Page_1 disclaimer pages] at the front of each issue of his comics where he claims:
{{quote|Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comics]], except that of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise [[Parody|parodic]].|Chris's disclaimer as it appears in his comics. [[Megan Schroeder|Does]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|he]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|think]] [[ScotPalazzo|he's]] [[Wes Iseli|fooling]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|anybody?]]}}

*Pretended to be famed troll "Bill Riley" in an [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC Chat]] in a miserably failed attempt to learn what the trolls had planned for him. Includes a bizarre moment where he tries to convince the trolls that they should force [[Chris|"That Retard"]] to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]].

*Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|playstation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[PaRappa contest]].

*In a [[Sarah_Reveals_Herself|Skype chat]] with [[Sarah May]], she agreed to tell Chris how to get his Yahoo! accounts back if Chris would draw [[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|"any female Rosechu with a penis, either masturbating, or penetrating a male Sonichu with it."]] Despite the clarity of the request, Chris tried to weasel out of it by drawing [[Rosechu]] with a strap-on dildo instead of an actual [[duck|penis]]. When Sarah May called him on it, he first lied that it was a [[pickle|dick]], and then lied that it was a "mistake in drawing," even though it's plainly obvious that the strap-on was intentionally drawn. The strap-on was not only rendered in detail, but Chris even colored around it instead of through it, [[fail|making it stand out even more]].

*Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] [[Captain's Log]] entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal_Legend_Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's SingStar Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.

*In [[Mailbag 14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].

*In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|off the internet]]. The videos are still available on YouTube.

*In order to substantiate his claim that [[Asperchu]] is a [[parody]] of himself, Chris would logically be forced to admit their many similarities. However, most of that would involve admitting that Chris is a delusional, self-centered prick. Chris instead opts to note the similarities in their physical appearance. To wit: Asperchu's [[Pedo-Glasses]], [[Rollin' and Trollin'|goatee]], and [[Chris and Fashion|striped shirts]]. However, when it comes to Asperchu's rotund figure and obvious man-boobs, Chris admits that he ''used to'' have "manboobs" and a "buddha belly". Obviously, those things should not be described in the [[obesity|past tense]].

*Chris began receiving emails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. As Chris is a 300-IQ-having detail-oriented Pokémon expert, and he drew this Raichu with a pointed tail several times, [[trolls|fans]] concluded that he must have intended this, and let Chris know they now understand Rosechu started out male, and may still be male or hermaphroditic. Realizing his gross error, panicked that he'd been cornered, but unable to admit he made a mistake or just issue a simple [[retcon]] due to his [[Chris and his ego|crippling ego]], Chris instead made a 22 January post on his [[CWCipedia]] including a doctored picture of the Raichu with the tail now blunted and lied to his readers that it had always been drawn that way since the very beginning. Not only was it obviously photoshopped, but he's such a tremendous idiot that he didn't change the actual comic page showing the pointed tail in his own site's archives.

:*It should be noted that Chris devised Rosechu's back story before Pokemon introduced the concept of gender specific features. While Chris could have simply made this point, he opted to instead lie to his TRUE and HONEST fans. Before 2006, all Raichu were depicted with a pointed tail.

==Addressing Liquid==

In the wee hours of [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|22 October 2009, Chris posted a video response]] to [[Addressing_Liquid#Liquid.27s_Video|CChanSonichuCWC]] that was possibly the largest concentration of blatant dishonesty Chris has ever compressed into a nine minute span. In a video that would leave even the most crooked politician stunned and agape, Chris had the chutzpah to rattle off a manifesto chock full of falsehoods, starting it off by declaring he is an honest man (if you've made it this far down the page, you know how ridiculous that is). He then went on to list all of his most [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_November_7th%2C_2007|positive]] qualities:

'''He is kind, good-hearted, and caring.''' He has cheated on his [[Sarah Jackson|e-sweethearts]] [[PandaHalo|numerous]] [[Ivy|times]], and the sole focus of all of his relationships is [[fuck quest|to get poon]]. He was completely indifferent to the deaths of PandaHalo, [[CWC_Shout_Out_to_Sarah_May|Sarah May]], and [[Ryan Cash]], giving selfish reasons as to how their deaths affected him. He called his [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|lone true fan of the comic]] a naïve dumbass. The ghost of his [[Aunt Corrina|dead aunt]] could also tell you how much he cared about her when it came time to bury her. Chris will outright [[Bruce_Johnson|smear other people]] to make himself look better. He humiliated his good friend [[Megan]] by uploading a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|drawing of himself fingerbanging her]] to the internet. His explanations as to why he did so included needing some sort of [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|release to keep from flipping out and raping her]]. Despite her clear objections to the picture and Chris claiming he still cared about her, he decided to go ahead and use the picture to unnecessarily fill out his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn site.]] He also hates [[Homos|homosexuals]] just because they're gay, and is a noted [[Niggos|racist]].

'''He cares about Kacey.''' Chris's entire pursuit of [[Kacey|her]] was a sham to [[For_Kacey_from_CWC|trick her]] and [[Kacey Phone Call|get into her pants]]. He pretended to be [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid]] over the phone and on [[YouTube]] videos to get her to fall for him. When they met up, Chris could have tried to build a rapport with her and looked for a way to lay the foundation for a good emotional connection. But he was only interested in sex and spent much of the time staring at her goods, [[Father_Call|sniffing her, trying to cop a feel, and even tried to plant a surreptitious kiss on her]]. When it was all over, Chris posted a video showing that he was [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|back on top of the world]] despite having posted a [[CWC_is_sad|teary-eyed video just two days prior]]. He'd already forgotten about her, even though he told her she was, [[Kacey_and_Liquid_Call|"the sweetest kindest woman I've ever known in my life."]]

'''He is intelligent.''' Chris gets [[Blanca Weiss|swindled]] [[BlueSpike|by]] [[Ivy|trolls]] [[CChanSonichuCWC|practically]] [[Emily|non-stop]], and has even fallen for some of the [[Vanessa_Hudgens|stupidest ruses]] ever devised by humankind. He almost never deduces on his own that he's being tricked and [[White_knight|ignores warnings from others]] that he's being tricked. [[Chris and English|He can't write for shit]] or [[Hex_Bawx#The_hatred|do math]], and [[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo|he thinks it's possible for a completely heterosexual person to turn gay just by momentarily letting their guard down]]. He also thought the best way to get [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to stop talking about his delusional insanity was to [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|bombard them with further examples of his delusional insanity]].

'''He can be fun.''' Many videos showing him [[Chris's_Big_Night_Out|out and about]] (that is, when he can be bothered to leave his house) prove that he's a [[So_Need_A_Cute_Girl#Live_Performance|complete stiff]] that needs prodding to get him to converse, and he is an embarrassment to be around. He believes [[Sonichu_9|McDonald's]] is an awesome place to go on a date. [[CCWC's_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|The best moments of what he called "a good life"]] were playing the lottery a few times, [[BlueSpike|a quick trip to Cleveland that he was hoodwinked into taking]], and to [[Chris's Big Night Out|have had a few drinks]] (with losing his virginity being the only thing on his list left to accomplish to complete himself). He also has almost [[Pixelblocks|no]] [[Lego|adult]] [[My Little Pony|interests]] that people his age can share in, and he [[Wendy's|scares]] and [[The_Game_Place#Sauces|intimidates]] little kids.

'''He is fairly good-looking.''' Come on, [[Christian Weston Chandler|just look at the guy]]. He commented he's good-looking with or without his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]], ''BUT'' he needs them, a statement which suggests that he honestly doesn't believe he's as good looking with them. This is further evidenced by the fact that didn't wear them when he took his [[Love_quest#Promotional_Images|"sexy photos."]] He then gives the excuse that he needs the glasses because he's nearsighted, but nearsightedness can easily be corrected with contact lenses, or even a stylish pair of glasses that don't make him look like a [[pedofork|pedophile]]. But that would require spending a bit of his [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] on something that isn't related to [[PS3|video games]] and/or intended to [[sex toys|go in his ass]]. And on the subject of [[Chris and money|his spending habits]]...

'''He is generous and gives to his friends.''' Yes, Chris is so generous, that he once admitted that if he had the cure to [[autism]], a truly invaluable thing that would bring life-changing help to millions around the world, [[Pixelated PS3|that he'd throw it away just to get a PS3]]. In the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], after saying he'd share the prize money with his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church congregation]], he ended up spending the majority of it on himself. And he [[Chris_and_money#Credit_cards|stole money from his own parents]] so he could buy video game content for [[PSN|games he didn't even own]].

'''He can be cheerful and easy-going.''' He constantly started arguments with everyone at [[The GAMe PLACe]] over [[Pokémon]] games, and [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Sauces|almost got his ass kicked]] once because of them. He will resist doing or feeling anything that will be even a minor inconvenience upon him. He has also [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_English|publicly cried like a baby]] at [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|inappropriate times]] over issues that were either largely insignificant or the direct result of his own fuck-ups.

'''He is a good listener.''' Countless numbers of [[White knight|people have tried to talk sense into him]] to get him to not fall for [[trolls]], and to try to help him change his life for the better. He's resisted nearly every bit of advice he's received. [[Vivian Gee]] spent hours trying to give him sound advice about fixing his life, and he just [[Stress sigh|sighed]] and rejected her advice so much that she [[The Miscreants|turned against him]]. He [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex|completely missed the point about why Megan was so upset]] with him about spreading embarrassing things about her online, thinking she was just mad because she didn't know much about sex.

'''He is empathetic/sympathetic.''' Maybe he just doesn't know what these words truly mean, but likely he knows and just doesn't care. If he was either of those things, he would understand why [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and various [[jerkops]] didn't want him soliciting himself in public, and why potential [[Sweetheart|sweethearts]] would be put off by his [[The Creepy Stare|creepy overly-forward advances]]. He might have shown true remorse over the death of Ryan Cash instead of being [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_December_28th%2C_2008|awestruck by the power of causing someone to kill themselves]] and telling his brother to [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_19th%2C_2009|just get over it]]. And he certainly wouldn't have cheated on his aforementioned e-sweethearts. Two weeks after he declared how empathetic and sympathetic he is, he [[Twin_Falling_Towers|stunned YouTube by uploading a video]] intending to tease a blackmail photo of [[Gregg Mays]] by photoshopping it into a picture of the World Trade Center and illustrating the towers being attacked, saying that they were both weak and would go crumbling down. Backpedaling after the subsequent outrage, Chris removed that video and [[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|replaced it with another video]] showing a birthday cake with two candles...the candles being the towers from the World Trade Center photoshop copy-pasted directly over the cake, except with the tops removed and set ablaze.

'''He is fairly popular and it's easy for him to make friends.''' Chris has never been popular. He was [[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|harrassed in school]], had to [[High_school#The_Seinor_Prom|take his mother to the prom]], and most of the people that he had regular positive contact with [[Kellie Andes|didn't like him nearly as much as he liked them]]. After getting out of school, most people that stayed in his life or entered it drifted away quickly or have been [[Megan Schroeder|driven away by his direct actions]]. He was widely disliked at The GAMe PLACe, and had to [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|change schools]] and [[Grace Baptist Church|churches]] due to numerous conflicts. Since he was discovered by the interwebs, practically everyone that has entered his life--both online and off--has done so just to troll him, and the few that didn't mostly ended up becoming trolls. 99% of all the comments on his [[YouTube]] videos are negative, and he is bombarded with negative emails from trolls daily. He automatically considers all males to be [[JERKS|jerks]], and even [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|belittled someone]] who is considered to be the only true fan of his comic that he ever had.

Perhaps he is confusing being popular with being notorious, but given how [[Chris_and_Wikipedia|full of himself]] he his, that is unlikely.

'''He is good at talking to people, knows what to say to them, and shares his feelings because they are "good feelings most of the time."''' Any [[Mumble|chatlog or clip]] of him conversing with someone else makes it plainly obvious he cannot carry on a conversation and constantly tries to steer the focus on himself. When he strikes up conversation with potential sweethearts, he uses [[How to Talk to Girls|shitty tips from books]] and [[Sprung|cheesy pickup lines straight out of video games]]. He thinks there are [[Dating|strict rules to follow when being social]], and even thinks that making spontaneous human connections is [[Dating education|something to be taught in a classroom]]. He's [[Megan_E-mails#Shit_hits_the_fan.2C_Chris_confesses_his_love|completely incapable of saying the right thing to someone based on his conversations with Megan]] and [[Chris_and_death#RocketFox.27s_Dad|people who have suffered hardships that don't involve Chris at all]]. And when he does share his feelings, he will blurt out things that are either [[Virgin_with_rage|wildly inappropriate]], or details about himself that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|no human being would ever want to know]].

'''He stays out of conflict.''' If anyone offers [[Vivian Gee|any criticism]], [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|rips off his rip-offs]], or [[CWC_Address_to_Unilever_About_AXE|suggests he's not entirely straight]], he gets [[Vivitheg's_AIM_chat|defensive]] and/or flies into [[Chris and anger|nuclear tard rage]]. He gets into it with [[trolls]] at every opportunity, will not back down from an argument until he's had the last word, and will even [[Brutal_Legend_Plus|hypocritically mock]] people rather than just letting things slide. He absolutely cannot let any slight against him go, proven in his [[Clyde_Cash|lengthy campaigns]] against [[CChanSonichuCWC|various trolls]]. This video is further proof to the point; after CChanSonichuCWC reappeared, Chris absolutely had to respond to Liquid twice though he said he wouldn't ever do so again.

'''He is reliable.''' Chris can't even put out his [[Sonichu_(comic)|shitty scribble of a comic]] at any kind of regular schedule, sometimes going months at a time without updating despite the fact that he has no job and rarely leaves his house. He stood up [[Emily]] when they first arranged their date in the mall. He couldn't even be counted on to do basic minimum wage work, having been fired from a [[Wendy's|fast-food restaurant]].

'''He tries to control his temper.''' [[NO_D***_WAY%2C_IMPOSTOR!!!|Please]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|feast]] [[I'LL_BREAK_YOU_DEAD|your]] [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|eyes]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|on]] [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!|these]] [[Sign_Destruction_Video|articles]], [[Chris_Loses_It|and ask]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|yourself]] [[Adam_Stackhouse#Chris.27s_opinion_of_Adam|just]] [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_contest#Aftermath|how]] [[B-Manajerk|in]] [[10112009|control]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_4th%2C_2009|of]] [[Youtube_Finale|his]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_27th%2C_2009|temper]] [[ED|he]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_8th%2C_2009|is]].

'''He can keep secrets.''' Ever since he [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|came in contact with ED]], he has continuously uploaded [[14_Branchland_Court|sensitive personal details about himself]], [[Tour_of_Chris's_House|his family]], and [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|his friends]]. He keeps doing so despite the fact that [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|trolls are constantly using this information to torment him and people close to him]]. He told the internet that his mom has [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_9th%2C_2009|problems with her ass.]] He will also [[PandaHalo|give information freely to people posing as trolls]], because as long as someone strings together a few nice things to say about him, [[Blanca Weiss|he will immediately trust that person without question]].

==Addressing Liquid (Counterpoint)==

In the interest of fairness, here's a complete list of the qualities he listed about himself that weren't utter horseshit.

'''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|He]] [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|is]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|not]] [[Dirty_crapped_briefs|shy]].'''

==Sauces==
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List of Chris's lies

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{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], '''lying''' in [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face.

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing so his lies have the opposite effect (ex. going to Redmond). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (ex. drawing a [[ShecameforCWC.jpg | rule 34]] of [[Megan]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest content|True and Honest]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie", a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[Autism|autistic]] brain that it is OK to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[Honest]].

This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==

*Chris claims to be related to [[Anne Boleyn]], which is impossible since her ultimate descendant is the '''virgin''' Queen Elizabeth.

*In a Mumble chat, he lied and said that nude photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact he willingly consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble_2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to [[Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

*Chris not only lied to Miyamoto, but he also lied to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]. In order to make a case for his distinguished character, Chris told him that he spent three-quarters of his [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] prize money on his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church congregation]]. In reality, he spent 45% of it on them, and kept the rest. He even listed everything he bought with it--both what he bought for them and for himself--making it quite plain to see he was lying about his generosity.

*For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet if he was already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]] where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13]], he denies that he ever said anything about a Chloe.

*In the infamous [[IRC_(21_January_2009)|Clyde-raped-Panda chat]], Chris states, "My heart is true and set, and I have made my promises. I am with [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] in mind and soul; I have promised to be her True Sweetheart...and I am not a man who goes back on his promises." Chris then proceeded to give her up to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] over a matter of days, and then quickly became involved with [[Julie]].

*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

*In his [[Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors|13 September 2009]] video, he says he personally talked to Sega of America and was told Project Needlemouse (or as he calls it, Needlenose) was a new Sonic game, and not a Sonichu game. Ignoring Chris's track record for honest interaction with video game representatives, as of this writing (5 October 2009) Sega has not officially announced what the game is, and major video game review sites like IGN and Gamespot still haven't received any official word from Sega. While it's pretty obvious that it is some sort of Sonic game, the idea that Sega would tell a greasy virgin manchild who rips off their intellectual property what the game is and not anyone else is 100% bullshit.

*Chris claimed that the [[DVD]] that trolls procured wasn't the "director's cut"<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref>, yet the DVD had all the features that had been described before trolls even came into contact with Chris.

*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the Medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube.<ref>[[Blanca]]</ref> Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]],<ref>[[Robert Simmons V#Church visit]]</ref> Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.

*When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while he left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then Chris proceed to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.

*While Chris has certainly called the police on the occasional troll or two, Chris will [[CCWC's_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|warn trolls]] that he has unleashed the full fury of the FBI and/or [[CWC_-_Exposing_Jeff|police detectives]] on them. When he wants to be really intimidating, he'll say they are [[10142009|"his detectives"]] as if he is in direct command of them. However, people smarter than Chris (that is to say, all people) know that Chris is totally bluffing, as neither the FBI nor even small-town police detectives are going to waste their time and resources trying to track down someone who said mean things about Chris over the intertubes when there are no end of serious felonies in need of investigating.

*Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The Game Place]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely.

*He claimed in [[The Sonichu Chronicles|his slideshow]] for [[Miyamoto]] that "Sonichu" was not a portmanteau of "Sonic" and "Pikachu"--he was playing off Sonic's Japanese name, "Sonikku." Anyone with a working brain stem can see through this particular untruth.

*In an email<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] -- 'Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me.'</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.

*After Chris pissed off Megan by posting [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] he proceeded to apologize to her [[Megan E-mails|via e-mail]], claiming he was [[Megan E-mails#Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?|"sorry for hurting [her]"]] and that he was [[Megan E-mails#Chris does not regret the Meganporn|"sorry for uploading the drawing"]], saying to her [[Megan E-mails#Chris does not regret the Meganporn|"I've learned from my mistakes"]]. He later proved he felt no remorse for the drawing by [[ShecameforCWC.JPG#Today|reuploading the picture]] for use in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the need for "sexy pictures for a sexy website".

*Chris claims that he is the descendant of [[Daniel Weston]], one of the pilgrims on board the Mayflower. This is obviously not true, because according to all known passenger lists, there was no man named Daniel Weston on the ship.

*He has made [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|occasional]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|claims]] that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|several]] [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|instances]] [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|of]] [[It's UGH!|him]] [[CWC "Boyfriend"|showing]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|otherwise]].

*In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.

*Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).

*Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAAc9zAVQw backfired horribly], Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the SingStar Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.

*He claimed to have an IQ of over 300<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]] at 12:23</ref>. For perspective, the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_vos_Savant woman with the highest IQ in the world] has an IQ of 230. Later he claimed to have an IQ of 150<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>.

*Chris has inserted clearly bullshit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_1/Page_1 disclaimer pages] at the front of each issue of his comics where he claims:
{{quote|Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comics]], except that of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise [[Parody|parodic]].|Chris's disclaimer as it appears in his comics. [[Megan Schroeder|Does]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|he]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|think]] [[ScotPalazzo|he's]] [[Wes Iseli|fooling]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|anybody?]]}}

*Pretended to be famed troll "Bill Riley" in an [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC Chat]] in a miserably failed attempt to learn what the trolls had planned for him. Includes a bizarre moment where he tries to convince the trolls that they should force [[Chris|"That Retard"]] to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]].

*Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|playstation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[PaRappa contest]].

*In a [[Sarah_Reveals_Herself|Skype chat]] with [[Sarah May]], she agreed to tell Chris how to get his Yahoo! accounts back if Chris would draw [[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|"any female Rosechu with a penis, either masturbating, or penetrating a male Sonichu with it."]] Despite the clarity of the request, Chris tried to weasel out of it by drawing [[Rosechu]] with a strap-on dildo instead of an actual [[duck|penis]]. When Sarah May called him on it, he first lied that it was a [[pickle|dick]], and then lied that it was a "mistake in drawing," even though it's plainly obvious that the strap-on was intentionally drawn. The strap-on was not only rendered in detail, but Chris even colored around it instead of through it, [[fail|making it stand out even more]].

*Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] [[Captain's Log]] entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal_Legend_Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's SingStar Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.

*In [[Mailbag 14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].

*In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|off the internet]]. The videos are still available on YouTube.

*In order to substantiate his claim that [[Asperchu]] is a [[parody]] of himself, Chris would logically be forced to admit their many similarities. However, most of that would involve admitting that Chris is a delusional, self-centered prick. Chris instead opts to note the similarities in their physical appearance. To wit: Asperchu's [[Pedo-Glasses]], [[Rollin' and Trollin'|goatee]], and [[Chris and Fashion|striped shirts]]. However, when it comes to Asperchu's rotund figure and obvious man-boobs, Chris admits that he ''used to'' have "manboobs" and a "buddha belly". Obviously, those things should not be described in the [[obesity|past tense]].

*Chris began receiving emails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. As Chris is a 300-IQ-having detail-oriented Pokémon expert, and he drew this Raichu with a pointed tail several times, [[trolls|fans]] concluded that he must have intended this, and let Chris know they now understand Rosechu started out male, and may still be male or hermaphroditic. Realizing his gross error, panicked that he'd been cornered, but unable to admit he made a mistake or just issue a simple [[retcon]] due to his [[Chris and his ego|crippling ego]], Chris instead made a 22 January post on his [[CWCipedia]] including a doctored picture of the Raichu with the tail now blunted and lied to his readers that it had always been drawn that way since the very beginning. Not only was it obviously photoshopped, but he's such a tremendous idiot that he didn't change the actual comic page showing the pointed tail in his own site's archives.

**It should be noted that Chris devised Rosechu's back story before Pokemon introduced the concept of gender specific features. While Chris could have simply made this point, he opted to instead lie to his TRUE and HONEST fans. Before 2006, all Raichu were depicted with a pointed tail.

==Addressing Liquid==

In the wee hours of [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|22 October 2009, Chris posted a video response]] to [[Addressing_Liquid#Liquid.27s_Video|CChanSonichuCWC]] that was possibly the largest concentration of blatant dishonesty Chris has ever compressed into a nine minute span. In a video that would leave even the most crooked politician stunned and agape, Chris had the chutzpah to rattle off a manifesto chock full of falsehoods, starting it off by declaring he is an honest man (if you've made it this far down the page, you know how ridiculous that is). He then went on to list all of his most [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_November_7th%2C_2007|positive]] qualities:

'''He is kind, good-hearted, and caring.''' He has cheated on his [[Sarah Jackson|e-sweethearts]] [[PandaHalo|numerous]] [[Ivy|times]], and the sole focus of all of his relationships is [[fuck quest|to get poon]]. He was completely indifferent to the deaths of PandaHalo, [[CWC_Shout_Out_to_Sarah_May|Sarah May]], and [[Ryan Cash]], giving selfish reasons as to how their deaths affected him. He called his [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|lone true fan of the comic]] a naïve dumbass. The ghost of his [[Aunt Corrina|dead aunt]] could also tell you how much he cared about her when it came time to bury her. Chris will outright [[Bruce_Johnson|smear other people]] to make himself look better. He humiliated his good friend [[Megan]] by uploading a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|drawing of himself fingerbanging her]] to the internet. His explanations as to why he did so included needing some sort of [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|release to keep from flipping out and raping her]]. Despite her clear objections to the picture and Chris claiming he still cared about her, he decided to go ahead and use the picture to unnecessarily fill out his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn site.]] He also hates [[Homos|homosexuals]] just because they're gay, and is a noted [[Niggos|racist]].

'''He cares about Kacey.''' Chris's entire pursuit of [[Kacey|her]] was a sham to [[For_Kacey_from_CWC|trick her]] and [[Kacey Phone Call|get into her pants]]. He pretended to be [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid]] over the phone and on [[YouTube]] videos to get her to fall for him. When they met up, Chris could have tried to build a rapport with her and looked for a way to lay the foundation for a good emotional connection. But he was only interested in sex and spent much of the time staring at her goods, [[Father_Call|sniffing her, trying to cop a feel, and even tried to plant a surreptitious kiss on her]]. When it was all over, Chris posted a video showing that he was [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|back on top of the world]] despite having posted a [[CWC_is_sad|teary-eyed video just two days prior]]. He'd already forgotten about her, even though he told her she was, [[Kacey_and_Liquid_Call|"the sweetest kindest woman I've ever known in my life."]]

'''He is intelligent.''' Chris gets [[Blanca Weiss|swindled]] [[BlueSpike|by]] [[Ivy|trolls]] [[CChanSonichuCWC|practically]] [[Emily|non-stop]], and has even fallen for some of the [[Vanessa_Hudgens|stupidest ruses]] ever devised by humankind. He almost never deduces on his own that he's being tricked and [[White_knight|ignores warnings from others]] that he's being tricked. [[Chris and English|He can't write for shit]] or [[Hex_Bawx#The_hatred|do math]], and [[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo|he thinks it's possible for a completely heterosexual person to turn gay just by momentarily letting their guard down]]. He also thought the best way to get [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to stop talking about his delusional insanity was to [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|bombard them with further examples of his delusional insanity]].

'''He can be fun.''' Many videos showing him [[Chris's_Big_Night_Out|out and about]] (that is, when he can be bothered to leave his house) prove that he's a [[So_Need_A_Cute_Girl#Live_Performance|complete stiff]] that needs prodding to get him to converse, and he is an embarrassment to be around. He believes [[Sonichu_9|McDonald's]] is an awesome place to go on a date. [[CCWC's_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|The best moments of what he called "a good life"]] were playing the lottery a few times, [[BlueSpike|a quick trip to Cleveland that he was hoodwinked into taking]], and to [[Chris's Big Night Out|have had a few drinks]] (with losing his virginity being the only thing on his list left to accomplish to complete himself). He also has almost [[Pixelblocks|no]] [[Lego|adult]] [[My Little Pony|interests]] that people his age can share in, and he [[Wendy's|scares]] and [[The_Game_Place#Sauces|intimidates]] little kids.

'''He is fairly good-looking.''' Come on, [[Christian Weston Chandler|just look at the guy]]. He commented he's good-looking with or without his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]], ''BUT'' he needs them, a statement which suggests that he honestly doesn't believe he's as good looking with them. This is further evidenced by the fact that didn't wear them when he took his [[Love_quest#Promotional_Images|"sexy photos."]] He then gives the excuse that he needs the glasses because he's nearsighted, but nearsightedness can easily be corrected with contact lenses, or even a stylish pair of glasses that don't make him look like a [[pedofork|pedophile]]. But that would require spending a bit of his [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] on something that isn't related to [[PS3|video games]] and/or intended to [[sex toys|go in his ass]]. And on the subject of [[Chris and money|his spending habits]]...

'''He is generous and gives to his friends.''' Yes, Chris is so generous, that he once admitted that if he had the cure to [[autism]], a truly invaluable thing that would bring life-changing help to millions around the world, [[Pixelated PS3|that he'd throw it away just to get a PS3]]. In the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], after saying he'd share the prize money with his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church congregation]], he ended up spending the majority of it on himself. And he [[Chris_and_money#Credit_cards|stole money from his own parents]] so he could buy video game content for [[PSN|games he didn't even own]].

'''He can be cheerful and easy-going.''' He constantly started arguments with everyone at [[The GAMe PLACe]] over [[Pokémon]] games, and [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Sauces|almost got his ass kicked]] once because of them. He will resist doing or feeling anything that will be even a minor inconvenience upon him. He has also [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_English|publicly cried like a baby]] at [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|inappropriate times]] over issues that were either largely insignificant or the direct result of his own fuck-ups.

'''He is a good listener.''' Countless numbers of [[White knight|people have tried to talk sense into him]] to get him to not fall for [[trolls]], and to try to help him change his life for the better. He's resisted nearly every bit of advice he's received. [[Vivian Gee]] spent hours trying to give him sound advice about fixing his life, and he just [[Stress sigh|sighed]] and rejected her advice so much that she [[The Miscreants|turned against him]]. He [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex|completely missed the point about why Megan was so upset]] with him about spreading embarrassing things about her online, thinking she was just mad because she didn't know much about sex.

'''He is empathetic/sympathetic.''' Maybe he just doesn't know what these words truly mean, but likely he knows and just doesn't care. If he was either of those things, he would understand why [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and various [[jerkops]] didn't want him soliciting himself in public, and why potential [[Sweetheart|sweethearts]] would be put off by his [[The Creepy Stare|creepy overly-forward advances]]. He might have shown true remorse over the death of Ryan Cash instead of being [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_December_28th%2C_2008|awestruck by the power of causing someone to kill themselves]] and telling his brother to [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_19th%2C_2009|just get over it]]. And he certainly wouldn't have cheated on his aforementioned e-sweethearts. Two weeks after he declared how empathetic and sympathetic he is, he [[Twin_Falling_Towers|stunned YouTube by uploading a video]] intending to tease a blackmail photo of [[Gregg Mays]] by photoshopping it into a picture of the World Trade Center and illustrating the towers being attacked, saying that they were both weak and would go crumbling down. Backpedaling after the subsequent outrage, Chris removed that video and [[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|replaced it with another video]] showing a birthday cake with two candles...the candles being the towers from the World Trade Center photoshop copy-pasted directly over the cake, except with the tops removed and set ablaze.

'''He is fairly popular and it's easy for him to make friends.''' Chris has never been popular. He was [[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|harrassed in school]], had to [[High_school#The_Seinor_Prom|take his mother to the prom]], and most of the people that he had regular positive contact with [[Kellie Andes|didn't like him nearly as much as he liked them]]. After getting out of school, most people that stayed in his life or entered it drifted away quickly or have been [[Megan Schroeder|driven away by his direct actions]]. He was widely disliked at The GAMe PLACe, and had to [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|change schools]] and [[Grace Baptist Church|churches]] due to numerous conflicts. Since he was discovered by the interwebs, practically everyone that has entered his life--both online and off--has done so just to troll him, and the few that didn't mostly ended up becoming trolls. 99% of all the comments on his [[YouTube]] videos are negative, and he is bombarded with negative emails from trolls daily. He automatically considers all males to be [[JERKS|jerks]], and even [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|belittled someone]] who is considered to be the only true fan of his comic that he ever had.

Perhaps he is confusing being popular with being notorious, but given how [[Chris_and_Wikipedia|full of himself]] he his, that is unlikely.

'''He is good at talking to people, knows what to say to them, and shares his feelings because they are "good feelings most of the time."''' Any [[Mumble|chatlog or clip]] of him conversing with someone else makes it plainly obvious he cannot carry on a conversation and constantly tries to steer the focus on himself. When he strikes up conversation with potential sweethearts, he uses [[How to Talk to Girls|shitty tips from books]] and [[Sprung|cheesy pickup lines straight out of video games]]. He thinks there are [[Dating|strict rules to follow when being social]], and even thinks that making spontaneous human connections is [[Dating education|something to be taught in a classroom]]. He's [[Megan_E-mails#Shit_hits_the_fan.2C_Chris_confesses_his_love|completely incapable of saying the right thing to someone based on his conversations with Megan]] and [[Chris_and_death#RocketFox.27s_Dad|people who have suffered hardships that don't involve Chris at all]]. And when he does share his feelings, he will blurt out things that are either [[Virgin_with_rage|wildly inappropriate]], or details about himself that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|no human being would ever want to know]].

'''He stays out of conflict.''' If anyone offers [[Vivian Gee|any criticism]], [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|rips off his rip-offs]], or [[CWC_Address_to_Unilever_About_AXE|suggests he's not entirely straight]], he gets [[Vivitheg's_AIM_chat|defensive]] and/or flies into [[Chris and anger|nuclear tard rage]]. He gets into it with [[trolls]] at every opportunity, will not back down from an argument until he's had the last word, and will even [[Brutal_Legend_Plus|hypocritically mock]] people rather than just letting things slide. He absolutely cannot let any slight against him go, proven in his [[Clyde_Cash|lengthy campaigns]] against [[CChanSonichuCWC|various trolls]]. This video is further proof to the point; after CChanSonichuCWC reappeared, Chris absolutely had to respond to Liquid twice though he said he wouldn't ever do so again.

'''He is reliable.''' Chris can't even put out his [[Sonichu_(comic)|shitty scribble of a comic]] at any kind of regular schedule, sometimes going months at a time without updating despite the fact that he has no job and rarely leaves his house. He stood up [[Emily]] when they first arranged their date in the mall. He couldn't even be counted on to do basic minimum wage work, having been fired from a [[Wendy's|fast-food restaurant]].

'''He tries to control his temper.''' [[NO_D***_WAY%2C_IMPOSTOR!!!|Please]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|feast]] [[I'LL_BREAK_YOU_DEAD|your]] [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|eyes]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|on]] [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!|these]] [[Sign_Destruction_Video|articles]], [[Chris_Loses_It|and ask]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|yourself]] [[Adam_Stackhouse#Chris.27s_opinion_of_Adam|just]] [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_contest#Aftermath|how]] [[B-Manajerk|in]] [[10112009|control]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_4th%2C_2009|of]] [[Youtube_Finale|his]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_27th%2C_2009|temper]] [[ED|he]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_8th%2C_2009|is]].

'''He can keep secrets.''' Ever since he [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|came in contact with ED]], he has continuously uploaded [[14_Branchland_Court|sensitive personal details about himself]], [[Tour_of_Chris's_House|his family]], and [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|his friends]]. He keeps doing so despite the fact that [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|trolls are constantly using this information to torment him and people close to him]]. He told the internet that his mom has [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_9th%2C_2009|problems with her ass.]] He will also [[PandaHalo|give information freely to people posing as trolls]], because as long as someone strings together a few nice things to say about him, [[Blanca Weiss|he will immediately trust that person without question]].

==Addressing Liquid (Counterpoint)==

In the interest of fairness, here's a complete list of the qualities he listed about himself that weren't utter horseshit.

'''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|He]] [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|is]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|not]] [[Dirty_crapped_briefs|shy]].'''

==Sauces==
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