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Orbiter Wave

2021-12-26T21:55:12Z

AReasonableMan: alleged

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{{Protip|Notable Orbiter Wave figures should not get more than a paragraph or two, and should be squarely focused on their relation to events surrounding Chris.}}

Soon after chunks of the [[Incest Call|incest call]] were leaked on 30 [[July 2021]], the affair became the 4th trending hashtag on Twitter. As a result of this and the following [[Chris in the media|mainstream media coverage]], thousands of people were exposed to Chris for the first time. Out of this new infamy the '''orbiter wave''' arose. It is dubbed as such due to the sheer volume of new people following Chris's life story. These people can be roughly broken down into three groups:

* Those who were curious to see what went wrong in his life leading up to the alleged fucking of his own mother.
* Those who saw him as nothing more than another deranged sex pest, blissfully unaware of Christory.
* [[Carpetbaggers]]: Those who took advantage of Chris's string of unlawful acts, including allegedly having sex with his own mother and the alleged theft of $750 from her, in order to gain some degree of attention from it.

This section will primarily focus on the third party, who wanted to take full advantage of the growing awareness of Chris and his life story and used their platform to attempt to profit off of it, all of whom do not have enough material for their own article otherwise.

==The Players==

===Abstract Airsoft===

About a day after Chris was sent to jail, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan.

Abstract Al is an autistic YouTuber with similarities to Chris but had nothing to do with the theft of his license plate. He was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of Abstract Airsoft.

===Chrisisaman===
A day after the leaks (and despite having all monetary support from Null being severed), Chris decided to go to a hotel in [[Richmond]]. Owning a [[Son-Chu|conspicuous car]], it wasn't long before [[Reddit]] user '''Chrisisaman''' managed to track down Chris's location at Regency Inn and post photographic evidence of his find to Reddit. While providing valuable information, Chrisisaman was derided for the clout-seeking manner in which he presented the information.

===Dillin Thomas===

'''Dillin Thomas''' is a Youtuber who creates videos centered around the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] series, sometimes making videos on particularly off-beat members of its fandom.

===e1ectricthunder===
{{Main|Fan visits#e1ectricthunder}}
[[File:E1ectricthunder.jpg|thumb|160px|right|Party on, Garth!]] '''e1ectricthunder''' is a young woman who posted a very brief video of her and an unknown accomplice interacting with Barb. The two of them went to the Chandler home, claimed to be friends of Chris's looking to get in touch with them, and were met only by a very confused-sounding Barb. Their visit was not well-received, especially on the Kiwi Farms, where this was viewed as the harassment of an elderly woman, who was a subject of sex from his own son, for Internet clout, which lead to her doxing.

===Ethan Ralph===
[[File:Ethan_oliver_ralph_gunt.jpg|left|thumb|160px|Mind the gut.]] '''{{w|Ethan Ralph|Ethan Oliver Ralph}}''', known to some as "'''the Gunt'''", is the host of the controversial ''Killstream'' podcast. Ethan has shown to hold vitriolic feelings towards [[Null]], which is thought to be the source of his interest in Chris above and beyond a simple desire for clicks over a controversial and viral subject. After the fallout of the incest revelations, Ethan saw both an opportunity to exploit Chris for views, and a chance at convincing Chris to publicly denounce Null, or even get him into legal trouble by linking him to the case. When Chris was located at a motel in Richmond, Ethan livestreamed himself driving to the motel in search of him, knocking on every door on the second floor and [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordering pizza]] in a failed attempt to lure Chris out. After being kicked from the motel premises for loitering, Ethan soon returned upon being notified that police were in the area and filmed [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|Chris's arrest]], all the while screaming comments and questions at Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref> Embodying the worst aspects of [[ween]]s and [[A-logging|a-logs]], Ethan's commentary is particularly insufferable, though his footage of Chris's arrest is the only complete video of the arrest (one of his friends caught the last part of the arrest from a different angle). Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson, another Internet personality in a similar sphere to the Gunt, also did at least two shows in which they defended [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. Also both Ralph and Masterson extended an invite to Isabella to appear on their shows, with Masterson even offering a bounty of $1,000, but only to be ignored.

Ralph made a reappearance on the 16th of September 2021 to get footage of Chris's trial, which would have taken place on that day. Unfortunately for him, he was informed that the trial was continued to a later date, resulting in an anti-climactic end to an already insufferable two-hour long stream. Even more unfortunate for him is the fact that many courts (if any at all) do not allow recording devices into their chambers, which means that even if he got through with entry, he would have been asked to surrender all of his recording devices at the security checkpoint, which would relegate any content to his word-of-mouth only (barring him illegally recording through a hidden camera, which would land him in a lot of trouble.)

It should also be noted that unlike most Carpetbaggers listed, Ethan goes the extra mile by attempting to sell t-shirts with Chris's likeness on it in his online store, without the latter's knowledge or permission, with no plans whatsoever to even compensate Chris for any sales made.

===GiBi===
[[File:GiBiDevon.jpg|right|200px|thumb|"Do better!"]]'''GiBi''' is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since 2019. He would upload videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary, typically in the form of reading Chris's posts, sometimes with his own theorizing.

In the wake of the [[incest]] scandal, GiBi was in contact with [[Bella]], who gave him screenshots of text messages between her and the [[Suitress]]. GiBi produced a video on the screenshots - but did not redact the phone number of the Suitress in them; he took the video down three hours later among criticism.<ref name="GiBi's delayed deletion of said video.">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/20210803_042740-jpg.2406648/ Timestamp between uploads.]</ref> GiBi uploaded the video a second time, again without removing the Suitress' phone number but deleted that video after a few minutes.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9632571</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9632596</ref> GiBi made some changes, planning to upload another version,<ref name="GiBi's third attempt.">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9636839</ref> but cancelled as new information had come out in the meantime.<ref>https://twitter.com/GiBi_Devon/status/1423754644422111238</ref>

===Michael Afghani===

===Winfield Winfield===

{{Main|Fan visits#Winfield Winfield}}

[[File:Cro-magnon_looking_ween.png|thumb|left]]'''Winfield Winfield''' is the self-published author of the first book in a planned horror novel series. Dylon seems to have found promoting his book by spamming Reddit and Twitter ineffective, so in June 2021 he hit upon the idea of sending a copy each to Chris and Barbara and asking for their reviews. Needless to say, the events of late July and early August would make that difficult, but Dylon continued to promote the idea of reaching out to Chris.

On 6 September 2021, Dylon traveled to Ruckersville, where he took a video at [[14 Branchland Court]] as well as numerous still images <ref>[https://imgur.com/a/j7ASWDl/ Trespassing Pic Collection]</ref> in an [[Carpetbaggers|attempt to promote]] his book series by piggybacking off Chris's Internet infamy. In addition to committing the crime of trespassing, he can be heard making his agonizingly cringey commentary about the house and its surroundings throughout the video as well as mentioning his book, revealing his true purpose in making the trek to 14BC in the first place. The following day, he uploaded the video and messaged GiBi on twitter. This resulted in his exposure on the Kiwi Farms, and several people calling him out on his carpetbagging attempts, after which he deleted his video within an hour, suggesting he was following the thread. [[Autism|Why]], then, he didn't know better is a mystery.

==References==

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2021-11-10T19:22:31Z

AReasonableMan:

I have harnessed the ponies, now unleash upon the earth. I am become vomit, the destroyer of C-197.

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2021-05-06T04:27:31Z

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Sonichu (character)

2020-09-13T11:21:30Z

AReasonableMan: 120 pounds at 3'5" is pudgy

::''This page is about the character. For the comic, see [[Sonichu (comic)]]. For other uses, see [[Sonichu (disambiguation)]]''
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{{Quote|Do not fear, world, for I am a new [[Pokémon|pokemon]]. And my name is....Sonichu!|Sonichu, the [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]}}

{{quote|Sonichu is Copyrighted and Mine Alone. Do Not Steal.|Chris, "Sonichu" [[CWCipedia]] article}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sonichu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 17 March [[Sonichu chronology#1988|1988]] (in universe, original)<ref name="Son cwcipedia">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>

20 April 1992 (in universe, [[brainwashed]] into Chris by [[Idea Guys]])

17 March [[2000]] (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 5'4" (163 cm)
|-
| '''Height'''
| 3'5" (104 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| CWCville University<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] or [[Pikachu]]
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]
|-
|}
'''Sonichu''' is the titular and intended primary protagonist of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s world-renowned [[comic]]. He is a combination of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] and is also Chris's imaginary son/friend. He goes on adventures and ''"zaps to the extreme!"''

Sonichu's species, [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], evolves from a [[Sonee]], and can evolve into either [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]. (Even though the original Sonichu mutated from Pikachu, which just makes the ''Sonichu'' [[comic]] even more convoluted.) Sonichu is only nominally the protagonist and central character of the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic series]], as he was swiftly pushed aside for [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] as soon as the comic became an allegory for real-life situations.

==Creation and development==

[[Image:TheFirstSonichu.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing of Sonichu, circa [[2000]], from one of Chris's homemade Pokémon [[cards]]<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>]]
[[Image:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|thumb|The CD cover in question, [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth]]</ref>]]

Chris revealed on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth|Wikipedia page]] that Sonichu is a product of a computer graphics class. In March [[2000]], Chris had to create a CD album cover for an assignment. Despite being a ridiculously simple project, with infinite possibilities for a possible CD cover, Chris still struggled with the assignment, because he could not use copyrighted characters. It seemed as if Chris's usual technique of "cover everything with shitty video game characters" wouldn't work this time...but then, inspiration struck:

{{quote|Then it dawned on me at that moment after lunch, much like the random creation of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] during Basketball Practice in my Freshman Year, Sonichu just bursted right into my imagination. A blur at first, but then it all became more clear and came together very well. So, as swiftly as the creation of Bionic, I drew Sonichu on paper from imagination, then I drew him on my currently open Photoshop program. 

After checking with Miss. Chalifoux and my father, who is BIG on copyrights and whatnot; SONICHU WAS LEGAL THEN, and STILL IS and ONLY MINE! So, soon after, the CD-Cover was made, printed and Passed with an A+ Grade. :D|Chris on the origin of Sonichu, and why the public school system has failed us<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation (CWCipedia)]</ref>}}

Thus, an [[Internet]] legend, Sonichu, was born.

Chris created the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] five months later, in August [[2000]]. A few drawings of Sonichu appeared on the site, mostly on homemade Pokémon cards and other various sundry shit.

The comic began shortly thereafter: Chris drew a few short comics in the following four years which eventually appeared in [[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The comic was completed and released in [[2005]], five years after Sonichu's conception (and to think people bitch about waiting a few months for new comics to come out...).

Sonichu's character design has changed little since Chris' first ill-inspired scrawling. Due to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s influence (read: wanting her sweet, wet [[china]]), ''Sonichu'' took on a more anime-like appearance. However, despite drawing Sonichu for over a decade, Chris has somehow managed to maintain the [[Chris and art|drawing skills of a six-year-old]].

==Fictional character biography==
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{{quote|Yellow electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original and one-and-only, he runs faster than the speed of sound. When danger is near, he will slice and zap it up.|Sonichu's background, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #2}}

What would later become known as "Sonichu" hatched as a [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] on 17 March 1988,<ref name="Son cwcipedia" /> which interestingly enough is also the exact birth date of Chris's cherished dog [[Patti]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti Eulogy for Patti (CWCipedia)]</ref> It would eventually evolve into a [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] on 26 February 1994.<ref name="Son cwcipedia" />

{{quote|A Pok'emon Watcher saw this one making out with a [[Jiggliami|Jigglypuff]] once or twice. WILD.|Chris, [[CWCipedia]]}}

[[Image:Sonichu and Rosechu Making Out.jpg|thumb|Awww.]]

===[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]===
Our hero's story began as the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] lay siege to the town of [[Station Square]]. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] attempted to defeat the creature using the <s>six</s> Seven (though two are identical) [[Chaos Emeralds]] to transform into Super Sonic. In the midst of this epic battle, Sonic bumped into a Pikachu who happened upon the scene. This collision somehow mutated the Pikachu so that it evolved to possess the physical characteristics and abilities of Sonic (Sonic himself was unchanged). After assisting with the defeat of the Perfect Chaos Monster, the ex-Pikachu declared himself to be a new species of Pokémon: Sonichu.

After his transformation, he ran back to his parents' nest, where he found that they had been caught by Pokémon trainers. Showing the same [[Chris and death|callousness]] his creator does after a great loss, Sonichu made no attempt to find them, nor did he never mention them again. He went on to refer to [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] as his father.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu (CWCipedia)]</ref>

While Sonichu had gained new abilities from his transformation, his larger size made it impractical for him to forage for nuts and berries in the forest. Upon discovering [[Rosechu]] in the woods, he hoped to beg for food from her trainer, [[Kel]] and thus stalked Rosechu back to her and Kel's cabin, whereupon he introduced himself to them. Rosechu was immediately attracted to Sonichu for such qualities as being unable to name his favorite color. Their whirlwind romance was quickly consummated, and the two became passionate lovers. After rescuing Rosechu from [[Naitsirhc]] at [[CWCville Mall]], Sonichu became recognized as the hero of the city. [[CWCville]]'s Mayor, [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], congratulated him for his victory; Sonichu in turn commended his creator's work on the Sonichu comics and wished him luck in his [[Love Quest]].

===[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]===
Although Naitsirhc had been defeated, he succeeded in obtaining a sample of Sonichu's DNA which his adopted father, [[Giovanni]], and [[Doctor Robotnik]] used to create [[Black Sonichu]]. Black Sonichu (unironically dubbed Blachu) was sent to capture Rosechu to lure Sonichu into a trap; however Giovanni and Robotnik did not reckon on Sonichu joining forces with Sonic. Together they overwhelmed both Blachu and [[Metal Sonichu]] to rescue Rosechu, who later met [[Amy Rose]].

===[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]===
One day while zapping to the extreme, Sonichu encountered The Destiny Cave, a mysterious [[Cherokian]] chamber guarded by an old man. The keeper of the Destiny Cave explained that Sonichu was the prophesied creature whose master would enter the cave and receive special powers. Sonichu reported this to Christian, and took him back to the cave. There, they learned the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], which revealed that Chris is the reincarnation of his Cherokian ancestor and foretold of the release of an [[Count Graduon|ancient evil]]. Sonichu blamed himself for allowing this evil force to escape, but Chris reassured him. After Chris took on the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], transforming him into a hedgehog, Sonichu helped him adjust to his new powers and body. No sooner had Chris-Chan mastered these abilities when he and his son were ambushed by [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], the reincarnation of the head of the [[Wasabi Clan]], who sought to renew the hostilities between the Wasabis and Cherokees. [[Saramah Rosechu]], the reincarnation of the wife of Chris's ancestor, intervened to stop the battle. Sonichu and these three prophesied hedgehogs formed a tenuous alliance to defeat a giant golem monster summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].

===[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]===
When Sonichu learned of Blachu's attempt to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], he zapped to the scene of the crime, only to discover five other electric hedgehog Pokémon born from eggs dropped by the Chaotic Rainbow. Sonichu led this newly formed [[Chaotic Combo]] into battle against Blachu, defeating him utterly.

===[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]===
During the [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 3: Christian Chandler .& Sonichu in "Witch Confront"|third Sub-Episode]], Sonichu serves as a backup/deus ex machina for Chris's battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]], entering in to save Chris after he gets his butt kicked. Sonichu joins Chris in delivering the final blow to Walsh, unleashing a Thunder attack that combines with Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] to seemingly vaporize her.

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===
While Christian and Sonichu were chillin' at the mall, Mary Lee Walsh's forces attacked CWCville, prompting Christian to summon the Chaotic Combo and transform into [[Chrs-Chan Pure]] with his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|twin sister]]. Sonichu contributed relatively little to this battle, as Chris did most of the heavy lifting. In the aftermath of the attack, during which Crystal was imprisoned in Count Graduon's [[Dark Mirror Hole]], Sonichu confided to Rosechu about dreams of seeing his creator with long hair in a mirror.

===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===
When [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] and Black Sonichu attacked CWCville Mall, Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] accompanied Chris in responding to the emergency. Sonichu largely hung back as Chris battled his homosexual evil twin. Magi-Chan and Sonichu ask Blake what he knows about Naitsirhc's transformation, but don't get much useful information.

===[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]===
After the threat of Reldnahc was eliminated, Chris, Magi-Chan, and Sonichu pooled their efforts to retrieve one of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] from [[1990s#1996|1996]]. Magi-chan created a sphere to contain them, which Sonichu's tremendous speed would accelerate backwards through time. Although they successfully obtained the Sonichu Ball and returned to the present, Chris was lost in the time stream. Sonichu was disheartened by the disappearance of his father, but was able to console Rosechu so that she would be willing to have sex with him.

===[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]===
The next day, after hours of vigorous sexual intercourse, Sonichu and Rosechu discovered the website [[4-cent_garbage.com]] spreading slanderous lies about them and their friends. Most notably, the site had pictures of Rosechu with a penis -- pictures which caused Sonichu to collapse into violent nausea. Outraged, the couple stormed the 4-cent_garbage.com building to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. When Howell refused to remove the offending content from his website, Sonichu attacked him in an rage, but was easily defeated. It instead fell to Rosechu to teach Howell a lesson by shoving her breasts and pussy in his face while eating his brain.

During Spring Break, Sonichu was briefly seen talking to Rosechu and surfing.

===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===
At the start of the issue, Sonichu is [[Women's rights|staring at his wife's panties like a horny mutt]] when he decides to tell her about some "not so good news" he read on the internet. Sonichu complains that a bunch of [[homos]] made a balloon of him for a gay pride parade. Sonichu then rants about how totally straight he and everyone else in Cwcville is before [[Chris and anger|raging]] like a lunatic and breaking a bunch of shit in the garage. Rosechu, instead of reacting with shock or being upset about the stuff he just carelessly broke, just smiles like a Stepford Wife and says some feel-good nonsense. When they find out that forces of evil have attacked CWCville, the two run off to fight off the villains.

Sonichu and Rosechu fight off Jerkops together, but Rosechu's battle confidence is short-lived as she is quickly captured by Robotnik and Giovanni. Sonichu stalls Giovanni long enough for Bionic to come in and save him. Sonichu sobs incoherently over his wife, who wasn't even unconcious let alone seriously injured. Sonichu and his wife rushed off to face the evil Mary Lee Walsh, crying over the death of [[Ivy]] on the way over, before Sonichu finally battles Mary Lee Walsh one-on-one. When granted the opportunity to finish the primary villain once and for all, Sonichu released her in order to allow his father to grab all the glory of defeating her in the next issue.

===[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]===
[[File:SchuComic10P56.jpg|thumb|Sonichu shows up to water down the Asperchu characters. [[Messiah complex|For some reason]], Chris saw fit to have the Asperchu characters treat him and Sonichu as divine beings.]]
After Chris's return from the Time Void, Sonichu returned to his role as second fiddle to Chris. He first appears as part of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] as they play [[Revive Zordon|a song about Power Rangers]] which, somehow, causes the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building to collapse. Later, after Chris wipes out the [[homos]], Sonichu uses the [[Sonichu Balls]] alongside Chris, turning into [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Sonichu is sent to [[RuleCWC]] and awakens [[Zelina Rosechu]] with his Mary Sue powers. He rejoins Chris at [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary's]] house, where Sonichu rids Alec's characters of their Asperger's and homosexuality, turning them into another group of bland, personality-less [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Sonic fan characters]]. Returning to CWCville, Sonichu uses the last of his power to free the Jerkops from Mary Lee Walsh's brainwashing. Finally, after the death of [[Simonla]], Sonichu served as "plaintif"[sic]/witness in the mock trial of the Asperpedia Four. After the predetermined verdict, Sonichu took part in Alec's brutal execution, angrily insisting that he wasn't gay.

===[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]===
In Episode 22, Sonichu is seen preparing for [[Christmas]], doing things like hanging stocking above the fireplace with [[Robee Sonichu|his son Robee]], going to the supermarket, and clearing snow off of his lawn. Later on, Sonichu and Robee encounter a homeless woman and decide, against the supposed spirit of Christmas the two had, to send her to a soup hotel. Sonichu is then seen watching the Nativity Play, of which his daughter [[Christine Rosechu|Christine]] is the star as the Virgin Mary. However, she suddenly evolves, and Sonichu is sent home by Rosechu to get some of her clothes. Finally, Sonichu is among the group of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to visit Chris, who has become a [[Tomgirl]].

In Episode 24, Sonichu encounters [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], who, unbeknownst to him, is actually [[Silvana]] in disguise. The two converse, with Sonichu talking about the evolution of his other daughter [[Cera Rosechu|Cera]] as well as Robee, and Chris's transformation into a Tomgirl, somehow shattering the Sonichu Balls in the process. Sonichu does not take part in these flashbacks until the end, where he transforms into Ultra Sonichu thanks to the newly formed [[Sonichite]], created after the Sonichu Balls were shattered.

Sonichu decides to end the conversation until after lunch, extending the storyline into the next issue.

===[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]===
In most of Issue 12, Sonichu is once again relegated to the role of side character while his creator does all the important stuff. The alternate cover implies there's going to be some tension between Sonichu and his son after his transition, but that never comes up. In spite of all this, he has a central role for the second part of Episode 25. Continuing from where the comic left off last time, Sonichu tells Sonic (who is actually Silvania disguised as Sonic because Chris believes somehow this circumvents copyright) about his wedding to Rosechu.

The story of Sonichu's wedding is mostly ripped off from a fan comic, with the villain removed and all the tension and conflict taken out. When Rosechu accidentally walks in on Sonichu and a naked Bubbles (a fairly tense and admittedly melodramatic moment in the original comic) she simply laughs instead of becoming angry. The wedding continues without incident, and the scene simply ends.

Back in the present, Sonichu explains the two had their honeymoon at a local hotel (an allusion to Chris and Ivy's wedding comic) and rambles about how his wedding was an inspiration to millions of people and he loves all the fanart and stories they make, but gets uncomfortable with the more "heavy" art. He then segues this into a story of how Rosechu injured herself in 2008, resulting in her becoming morbidly obese during bedrest. Though his daughter shows concern, Sonichu doesn't seem to give a shit at all. This story was written entirely to indulge Chris' then-girlfriend [[Jessica Quinn]]'s disgusting fat fetish.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn's missing out]]</ref>

Sonichu has a dream where Count Graduon kidnaps Chris and Rosechu and he's forced to endure a gauntlet of challenges, the first of which is swimming through a river of pickle brine. Even though Sonichu despises pickles, he still turns into a big fat slag. The sight of a absurdly fat Sonichu with manboobs will haunt the dreams of many for years. Sonichu immediately loses the weight in the next challenge, where he's forced to crawl through a Freudian-looking tunnel. Finally, he's given two doors: one to save Chris, and one to save Rosechu. He chooses Rosechu, but they both easily save Chris after, and they all have a group hug. This dream is finally brought to an end when Sonichu is crushed and nearly suffocated under his fat wife's form. Everything returns to normal in two weeks.

===[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]===
This issue is notable for Sonichu in that it's the first ''official'' acknowledgement that Sonichu is no longer the main character. Chris has now declared that the comic is "''Our'' Story." Sonichu is one of the members of the CWCville Defense Force who battle against the new villains pushed into the comic by the [[Idea Guys]], though his role in the battle is minimal at best. Sonichu is sent to ancient Africa by Akan. He is rescued by Emmet Brown who sends sends him back to the future. However, Sonichu is teleported to the freezer of a Country Cookin and gets locked inside. Later, Chris sends Sonichu into hiding during the Nazi invasion of CWCville, but he is captured until he's eventually rescued by Chris.

Chris' neglect of Sonichu, upstaging him in his own comic and all the horrific things that happened during the war cause Sonichu to have a mental breakdown and shoot up the CWCville mall. Chris intervenes and Sonichu believes the CPU Goddesses have brainwashed Chris into a cult(an unsettling mirror of the Idea Guys putting all this weird shit in Chris' head and influencing him to fuck his fantasy world up.) to calm him down, Chris mind-melds with Sonichu and shows him his memories, proving the CPUs aren't brainwashing him . Chris tearfully hugs his "son" and begs him to come back to him. Any potential sentimentality is thrown out the window when Chris starts incestuously making out with Sonichu, in a move he admits is sexual. It gets even worse when Sonichu angrily declares that he's turned on and tries to rape Chris, due to Chris' past lust "infecting" him. Sonichu slips it in there, but Chris pushes him off, fists him until he cums and ties him up, declaring he'll be punished later. What exactly this "punishment" entails is never shown. Later, Sonichu is one of the many characters who help "clean up" CWCville and reverse the damage of the past events and attends Chris' wedding.

===[[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]===
Issue #14 is currently incomplete, but so far this issue is the first to not feature or even mention Sonichu, bringing his demotion to supporting cast member to a new low. The issue is written as a continuation of the last, with Chris rambling off about things he did in [[C-197]] and the real world, blurring the line between which is which.

===[[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]===
In a stunning and bold new leap for this comic called "Sonichu" it's actually about the character Sonichu. The story is mostly a retelling of ''Sonichu'' #0 with Chris detailing some things that were glossed over the first time around, heavily plagiarizing the fancomic ''[[Rosechu's Story]]'' in the process. For good measure, Chris also mixes in his inane [[Dimensional Merge]] BS in there because he can't go for more than ten minutes without rambling about it. It largely details the courting process between Sonichu and Rosechu, though the issue more heavily focuses on her side than his.

===[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]]===
Sonichu appears prominently on the cover of Issue 16 racing towards the reader, but in the four pages that have been released he hasn't actually appeared. It's unknown what direction this issue will eventually take or if anything from what we've seen will remain.

===Other Appearances===
Sonichu has also made an appearance drawn in marker on CWC's [[duck]].

==Characteristics and personal life==

[[Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|MY ASS HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH FIRE!]]

Sonichu's hobbies include running, surfing and chillin'. He enjoys outdoor activities and the scenery around him. He appears to be undecided on whether his favorite color is yellow or blue.

He is deeply in love with his [[sweet-bolt]], Rosechu, with whom he lives at a subdivision at [[14 Branchland Court|14 Brunchville Lane]], CWCville, [[Chris's_homes|Virginia]], [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]]. Sonichu is normally rather calm and collected, but when Rosechu's reputation is besmirched he flies into unthinking rage and/or [[Sonichu 8|vomits profusely]]. Sonichu is rarely seen away from Rosechu's side, and it is possible that his relationship with her has become overly possessive and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|abusive behind closed doors]].

[[Image:Lolmarriage.png|thumb|left|"Chris almighty, I zap to the extreme all fucking day, can't I have a goddamn can of [[Reeb]] and watch TV, woman?"]]

Despite maintaining an appearance of living in carnal [[Chris and religion|sin]], Sonichu and Rosechu have been secretly married since March 17, 2006<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref> (a possible [[retcon]] by Chris to address complaints about Sonichu and Rosechu having sex outside of marriage). The two have gone to great lengths to keep it under wraps, wearing gloves ''over'' their wedding rings and keeping their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three children]] — Cerah (potentially named after [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Sarah Jackson]], [[PandaHalo]] or [[Sarah May]]; take your pick), Robbie (most likely named after the retarded hero from [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]], or the not-so-retarded [[Bob Chandler|hero]] of the Chandler household), and Christine (one guess) — hidden in the [[Wikipedia:Flowers_in_the_Attic|attic like so many flowers]]. Whatever sordid reason for burying their union remains a mystery. It has become rapidly apparent that Christian believes that his characters exist outside the confines of his scented marker universe, though one wonders if a personage as bland and poorly-developed as [[Wild Sonichu]] could truly survive in our harsh world.

Since Chris is a [[Chris and religion|rather closed-minded individual]] and requires all good people in his comics to be as he is, Sonichu, Rosechu and most likely their three abominations are Protestant Christians.

Although many of his friends are members of his own species, his closest friend is his father and creator, Christian Weston Chandler. As the ''Sonichu'' series has shifted its focus from the titular character to its writer, Sonichu's role has been that of Christian's closest confident as he struggles to persevere in his Love Quest and endure the Stressful Torture of the internet bullies. When [[Giovanni]] asked Sonichu to declare [[Reldnahc]] the new Mayor of CWCville in exchange for Rosechu's life, he chose to defend Christian's mayoral throne without hesitation.<ref name="SchuComic9P82.jpg">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:SchuComic9P82.jpg Image:SchuComic9P82.jpg (CWCipedia)]</ref> Like father, like son.

Chris has revealed that Sonichu's son, [[Robbie Sonee]], is a Tomgirl.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref> As of 25 August 2014, Chris claims Sonichu is still 100% straight,<ref name="Kryptonite">[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> but with the Idea Guy-retcon of Rosechu coming out as transgender, his sexuality can be questioned.

===Voice===
Sonichu's voice, as Chris would be his ideal candidate for a voice actor should there ever be a ''Sonichu'' cartoon, is more or less Chris's voice but in a slightly higher tone.<ref>[[Mumble 6#Chris is Stressed.2C Moving On|Mumble 6]]</ref>

Chris provided an example of Sonichu's voice in [[Update: 2/25/16]].

==Sexual prowess==
Sonichu's luck with the ladies apparently predates his transformation into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, as his [[CWCipedia]] biography notes that when he was still a Pikachu he made out with a Jigglypuff.<ref name="Son cwcipedia" />. Also, in [[Sonichu 8]], [[Jiggliami]] says she used to have a Pikachu boyfriend. This raises some very disturbing implications, as the CWCipedia article also gives 1988 as the year of his birth and 1998 as the year in which he became Sonichu, meaning he could have not been [[Pedofork|older than 10 years]] at the time of said liaison.

Chris has provided very intense details about Sonichu and Rosechu's anatomy.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Biology Biology (CWCipedia)]</ref> When erect, Sonichu's [[pickle]] is easily seven inches (18 cm) long, and often ruptures the [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condoms]] he uses when 69-ing his beloved Rosechu.<ref name="SchuComic9P82.jpg"/>

==Powers, abilities and weaknesses==

[[Image:SonichuStats.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu's stats. You know, for all the people who give a damn.]]

Aside from the obvious super-speed and body-spinning powers transferred to him from Sonic, Sonichu also possesses many powers based on his original Pikachu form, most notably his lightning and thunder attacks. Some of his special attacks include:

* '''Sky Uppercut''': Jumping punch to the head from below, presumably similar in fashion to the [http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Shoryuken ''Shoryuken''] from the ''Street Fighter'' games.
* '''Mega Kick''': A martial arts-style kick, sometimes done in midair.
* '''Double Team''': The attacker quickly creates multiple false duplicates of themselves, disguising the real one temporarily and allowing them an opportunity to attack whilst the target is confused.
* '''Spin Dash''': Attacker curls into a ball and spins on the spot, before releasing and hurtling directly into the victim in a high-speed rolling attack. In the original games where this move came from, it was capable of breaking barriers, but this has yet to be seen in the comics.
* '''Zap Cannonball''': Attacker creates a ball of pure electrical energy in their hands, before thrusting their palms forward to fire it at the victim, in a similar fashion to the [http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Hadoken ''Hadouken''] from the ''Street Fighter'' games, or the [http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Bolt ''Thunder Strike''] from ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 7|Mega Man 7]]''.
* '''Iron Tail''': Attacker swings his tail at the victim to hit them in a slapping attack.
* '''Mud Slap''': Attacker kicks conveniently placed mud to the victim's eyes to lower their accuracy.
* '''Thunderbolt''': Attacker charges up electrical power in body, before releasing it at the victim in the form of a long-ranged bolt of electricity.
* '''Thunder''': Attacker charges up electrical power, and uses it to summon lighting bolts down to the victim whilst simultaneously firing off electricity for a powerful lightning attack.

Sonichu may well possess other special powers that have only been utilized during the scenes where he is off-panel, while [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] takes over the story.

Interestingly, it is said that Sonichu and [[Blake]] are virtually the same. That being said, if one takes Blake's training in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] seriously, then that would mean that Sonichu is actually ''slower'' than Sonic. Blake's given speed was 200 km/h (124 mph), much slower than Sonic, who can apparently hit Mach 1 (1,225 km/h / 761 mph) unassisted (so far, the best Sega has been able to show in-game is around 300 mph (483 km/h) in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Unleashed|''Sonic Unleashed'']]). Even more, it is said that Blake can reach a spinning power of 200 rpm, which is barely enough to get a cool breeze. (However, in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #2 Chris claimed that Sonichu can go faster than the speed of sound.)

Sonichu has a literally paralyzing allergy to [[pickle]]s, and eating too much of them can make him swell like a balloon.<ref name="Kryptonite" />

==Sonichu as a Mary Sue==
[[File:I am not Gay.jpg|thumb|Sonichu is as straight as Chris.]]

Aside from being an unoriginal Sonic recolor that blatantly violates international copyright laws, one of the chief traits of Sonichu that drew [[trolls]] to Chris is that Sonichu is a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]]. In other words, he is an obvious avatar for Chris's personal power fantasies.

When the comics don't focus on Chris himself, they still manage to focus on Sonichu, who serves as Chris's idealized version of himself. Unlike Chris, Sonichu has a girlfriend whom he met, fell in love with, and drew into a meaningful relationship in a few hours' time; is agile, good looking, and loved by everyone; and despite his success, he somehow manages to "admire" Chris.

A notable instance of Sonichu as a Mary Sue is in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], where Sonichu merely stands in for Chris as he fights the trolls during the battle with [[4-cent_garbage.com]]. The fact that Sonichu ultimately gets his ass kicked and has to be saved by his sweetheart just adds another level to this dumbfuckery.
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==Idea Guy influences==
{{Wise|Sonichu was born in [[1992]], shares a birthday with Adolf Hitler, and that Chris would need to sodomize him (either in a drawing or [[Chris and reality|real life]]) to conceive [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

{{quote|AUUUGGGH!!!|Sonichu, on being buttfucked by [[Chris|his creator]].}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|right|The fulfilment of prophecy, according to [[Magi-Chan]].]]

==Sonichu as a coping mechanism==
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Because of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, many large gatherings were shut down. One of these was BABSCon, a [[My Little Pony]] convention that Chris had been interested in attending. As a result of this, he returned to his previous [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] of body swapping, which saw him believe that he had swapped souls with [[Magi-Chan]]. This time, Chris declared in a Twitter post on 15 April 2020 that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu

{{quote|Anyway. Mama successfully attended BABSCon in C-197 the past weekend and had a good time with some of her friends from 1218, as well as Everyone else there in attendance, including Dr Wolf and his friends.|"Sonichu" on Chris's refusal to accept situations that don't appeal to him.}}

As of August 2020, Chris continues to roleplay as Sonichu, according to his [[Twitter]]. It is unknown when he will return to reality, if ever.
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Sonic VS Sonichu- the battle nobody wanted to see explodes onto your computer screens!
Image:067-SonichuStats.jpg|More than you ever wanted to know about Sonichu's stats.
Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|Even Sonichu wears [[Pedo-Glasses]]!
Image:070-SchuVsBchu.jpg|SONICHU VS. [[Blake|NIGRACHU]] FIGHT!
Image:072-SchuRchuDisco.jpg|Fun fact: Chris would never actually go into a disco because it's too [[tobacky|smokey]] and [[alcohol|drunky]] for his tastes.
Image:073-SchuRchuCmas.jpg|Watch out Sonichu, it's Black Sonichu!
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|HE'S A STREET SMART COP WITH 20 YEARS ON THE FORCE! HE'S A ROOKIE OUT OF ACADEMY! TOGETHER, THEY DELIVER JUSTICE. COMING THIS SUMMER.
Image:111-CWCSchuRchu.jpg|Chris, marveling at his creation where either Sonichu is holding a minidisc version of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] or an unfortunate licensed [[raincoat|condoms]] with album art on them.
Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|Yes, even Chris's game consoles have Sonichu on them, like his PSP.
Image:112-NDSonichu2.jpg|Even for your DS!
Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|Chris and Sonichu are keeping an eye on you, [[Evan]]. FIND YOUR OWN VIDEO GAME FRANCHISES TO INFRINGE UPON!
Image:161-ACSchu1.jpg
Image:162-ACSchu1Bck.jpg
Image:167-SchuCard1.jpg
Image:168-SchuCard2.jpg|That's right, he made a reverse foil card with actual tin foil.
Image:169-CWCsSchu1.jpg
Image:170-DarkSchu.jpg
Image:171-SurfingSchu.jpg
Image:172-SnowSchu.jpg
Image:173-CWCsSchu2.jpg
Image:174-SchuCard3.jpg
Image:175-SchuBday.jpg
Image:176-SchuCard4.jpg
Image:177-RaceSchu.jpg
Image:178-ShineSchu.jpg
Image:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg
Image:180-SchuRchu.jpg
Image:181-SchuCard5.jpg
Image:182-SchuCard6.jpg
Image:183-SchuCard7.jpg
Image:184-SonichuEX.jpg
Image:187-ACSchu2.jpg
Image:188-ACSchu2Bck.jpg
Image:189-YuSchu.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh!
Image:195-SchuSteLgoIdea3.jpg|A proposed site logo idea that was rejected for not being bad enough. Also, Sonichu's smiling because he's gonna rape her within seconds.
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|<s>Brian May</s> Sonichu, noted guitarist in Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|And his GBA
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|(with layout so you can instantly make it worthless)
Image:206-SonichuPose.jpg|Very intimidating...
Image:228-SchuGrafiti.JPG|Spoiler: either that was an abandoned building nobody gave a shit about or it was a wall that was going to be demolished immediately anyway.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|Really? Of all the things going on campus, you had to go with asking Chris about Sonichu?
Image:509-SonichuAndRosechuPixel.JPG|Sonichu with Rosechu, in [[Pixelblocks]] form.
Image:snowchu.gif|Nothing is safe.
Image:0510-CWCNote9.jpg|DVD notes
Image:ECP 00077.jpg|They've fused!
Image:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|In ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:LBPSonichu.jpg|In [[LittleBigPlanet]]
File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|In [[Flipnote Hatena]]
File:Lego Sonichu.jpg|[[LEGO]] Sonichu. It's completely filthy because it's the one he plays with the most.
File:Zapping boom 1.JPG|"Sonichu's Zapping Boom," a [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|drawing]] Chris made in 2014 and sold on [[eBay]].
File:Amiibo4.JPG|Homemade Sonichu [[Amiibo]].
File:A Wild Sonichu (Male).jpg|Homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
File:A Wild Sonichu (Female).jpg|Genderbent Sonichu as a homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu}}
{{Fan art|chris=Sonichu_fan_art|linkname=Sonichu}}
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' (comic)]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu (disambiguation)|All other uses of that damn "Sonichu" word]]
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Medallions of Fail]]

== Sources ==
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Sonichu (character)

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::''This page is about the character. For the comic, see [[Sonichu (comic)]]. For other uses, see [[Sonichu (disambiguation)]]''
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{{Quote|Do not fear, world, for I am a new [[Pokémon|pokemon]]. And my name is....Sonichu!|Sonichu, the [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]}}

{{quote|Sonichu is Copyrighted and Mine Alone. Do Not Steal.|Chris, "Sonichu" [[CWCipedia]] article}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sonichu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 17 March [[Sonichu chronology#1988|1988]] (in universe, original)<ref name="Son cwcipedia">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>

20 April 1992 (in universe, [[brainwashed]] into Chris by [[Idea Guys]])

17 March [[2000]] (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 5'4" (163 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| CWCville University<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] or [[Pikachu]]
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]
|-
|}
'''Sonichu''' is the titular and intended primary protagonist of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s world-renowned [[comic]]. He is a combination of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] and is also Chris's imaginary son/friend. He goes on adventures and ''"zaps to the extreme!"''

Sonichu's species, [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], evolves from a [[Sonee]], and can evolve into either [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]. (Even though the original Sonichu mutated from Pikachu, which just makes the ''Sonichu'' [[comic]] even more convoluted.) Sonichu is only nominally the protagonist and central character of the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic series]], as he was swiftly pushed aside for [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] as soon as the comic became an allegory for real-life situations.

==Creation and development==

[[Image:TheFirstSonichu.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing of Sonichu, circa [[2000]], from one of Chris's homemade Pokémon [[cards]]<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>]]
[[Image:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|thumb|The CD cover in question, [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth]]</ref>]]

Chris revealed on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth|Wikipedia page]] that Sonichu is a product of a computer graphics class. In March [[2000]], Chris had to create a CD album cover for an assignment. Despite being a ridiculously simple project, with infinite possibilities for a possible CD cover, Chris still struggled with the assignment, because he could not use copyrighted characters. It seemed as if Chris's usual technique of "cover everything with shitty video game characters" wouldn't work this time...but then, inspiration struck:

{{quote|Then it dawned on me at that moment after lunch, much like the random creation of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] during Basketball Practice in my Freshman Year, Sonichu just bursted right into my imagination. A blur at first, but then it all became more clear and came together very well. So, as swiftly as the creation of Bionic, I drew Sonichu on paper from imagination, then I drew him on my currently open Photoshop program. 

After checking with Miss. Chalifoux and my father, who is BIG on copyrights and whatnot; SONICHU WAS LEGAL THEN, and STILL IS and ONLY MINE! So, soon after, the CD-Cover was made, printed and Passed with an A+ Grade. :D|Chris on the origin of Sonichu, and why the public school system has failed us<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation (CWCipedia)]</ref>}}

Thus, an [[Internet]] legend, Sonichu, was born.

Chris created the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] five months later, in August [[2000]]. A few drawings of Sonichu appeared on the site, mostly on homemade Pokémon cards and other various sundry shit.

The comic began shortly thereafter: Chris drew a few short comics in the following four years which eventually appeared in [[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The comic was completed and released in [[2005]], five years after Sonichu's conception (and to think people bitch about waiting a few months for new comics to come out...).

Sonichu's character design has changed little since Chris' first ill-inspired scrawling. Due to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s influence (read: wanting her sweet, wet [[china]]), ''Sonichu'' took on a more anime-like appearance. However, despite drawing Sonichu for over a decade, Chris has somehow managed to maintain the [[Chris and art|drawing skills of a six-year-old]].

==Fictional character biography==
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{{quote|Yellow electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original and one-and-only, he runs faster than the speed of sound. When danger is near, he will slice and zap it up.|Sonichu's background, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #2}}

What would later become known as "Sonichu" hatched as a [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] on 17 March 1988,<ref name="Son cwcipedia" /> which interestingly enough is also the exact birth date of Chris's cherished dog [[Patti]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti Eulogy for Patti (CWCipedia)]</ref> It would eventually evolve into a [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] on 26 February 1994.<ref name="Son cwcipedia" />

{{quote|A Pok'emon Watcher saw this one making out with a [[Jiggliami|Jigglypuff]] once or twice. WILD.|Chris, [[CWCipedia]]}}

[[Image:Sonichu and Rosechu Making Out.jpg|thumb|Awww]]

===[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]===
Our hero's story began as the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] lay siege to the town of [[Station Square]]. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] attempted to defeat the creature using the <s>six</s> Seven (though two are identical) [[Chaos Emeralds]] to transform into Super Sonic. In the midst of this epic battle, Sonic bumped into a Pikachu who happened upon the scene. This collision somehow mutated the Pikachu so that it evolved to possess the physical characteristics and abilities of Sonic (Sonic himself was unchanged). After assisting with the defeat of the Perfect Chaos Monster, the ex-Pikachu declared himself to be a new species of Pokémon: Sonichu.

After his transformation, he ran back to his parents' nest, where he found that they had been caught by Pokémon trainers. Showing the same [[Chris and death|callousness]] his creator does after a great loss, Sonichu made no attempt to find them, nor did he never mention them again. He went on to refer to [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] as his father.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu (CWCipedia)]</ref>

While Sonichu had gained new abilities from his transformation, his larger size made it impractical for him to forage for nuts and berries in the forest. Upon discovering [[Rosechu]] in the woods, he hoped to beg for food from her trainer, [[Kel]] and thus stalked Rosechu back to her and Kel's cabin, whereupon he introduced himself to them. Rosechu was immediately attracted to Sonichu for such qualities as being unable to name his favorite color. Their whirlwind romance was quickly consummated, and the two became passionate lovers. After rescuing Rosechu from [[Naitsirhc]] at [[CWCville Mall]], Sonichu became recognized as the hero of the city. [[CWCville]]'s Mayor, [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], congratulated him for his victory; Sonichu in turn commended his creator's work on the Sonichu comics and wished him luck in his [[Love Quest]].

===[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]===
Although Naitsirhc had been defeated, he succeeded in obtaining a sample of Sonichu's DNA which his adopted father, [[Giovanni]], and [[Doctor Robotnik]] used to create [[Black Sonichu]]. Black Sonichu (unironically dubbed Blachu) was sent to capture Rosechu to lure Sonichu into a trap; however Giovanni and Robotnik did not reckon on Sonichu joining forces with Sonic. Together they overwhelmed both Blachu and [[Metal Sonichu]] to rescue Rosechu, who later met [[Amy Rose]].

===[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]===
One day while zapping to the extreme, Sonichu encountered The Destiny Cave, a mysterious [[Cherokian]] chamber guarded by an old man. The keeper of the Destiny Cave explained that Sonichu was the prophesied creature whose master would enter the cave and receive special powers. Sonichu reported this to Christian, and took him back to the cave. There, they learned the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], which revealed that Chris is the reincarnation of his Cherokian ancestor and foretold of the release of an [[Count Graduon|ancient evil]]. Sonichu blamed himself for allowing this evil force to escape, but Chris reassured him. After Chris took on the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], transforming him into a hedgehog, Sonichu helped him adjust to his new powers and body. No sooner had Chris-Chan mastered these abilities when he and his son were ambushed by [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], the reincarnation of the head of the [[Wasabi Clan]], who sought to renew the hostilities between the Wasabis and Cherokees. [[Saramah Rosechu]], the reincarnation of the wife of Chris's ancestor, intervened to stop the battle. Sonichu and these three prophesied hedgehogs formed a tenuous alliance to defeat a giant golem monster summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].

===[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]===
When Sonichu learned of Blachu's attempt to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], he zapped to the scene of the crime, only to discover five other electric hedgehog Pokémon born from eggs dropped by the Chaotic Rainbow. Sonichu led this newly formed [[Chaotic Combo]] into battle against Blachu, defeating him utterly.

===[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]===
During the [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 3: Christian Chandler .& Sonichu in "Witch Confront"|third Sub-Episode]], Sonichu serves as a backup/deus ex machina for Chris's battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]], entering in to save Chris after he gets his butt kicked. Sonichu joins Chris in delivering the final blow to Walsh, unleashing a Thunder attack that combines with Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] to seemingly vaporize her.

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===
While Christian and Sonichu were chillin' at the mall, Mary Lee Walsh's forces attacked CWCville, prompting Christian to summon the Chaotic Combo and transform into [[Chrs-Chan Pure]] with his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|twin sister]]. Sonichu contributed relatively little to this battle, as Chris did most of the heavy lifting. In the aftermath of the attack, during which Crystal was imprisoned in Count Graduon's [[Dark Mirror Hole]], Sonichu confided to Rosechu about dreams of seeing his creator with long hair in a mirror.

===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===
When [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] and Black Sonichu attacked CWCville Mall, Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] accompanied Chris in responding to the emergency. Sonichu largely hung back as Chris battled his homosexual evil twin. Magi-Chan and Sonichu ask Blake what he knows about Naitsirhc's transformation, but don't get much useful information.

===[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]===
After the threat of Reldnahc was eliminated, Chris, Magi-Chan, and Sonichu pooled their efforts to retrieve one of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] from [[1990s#1996|1996]]. Magi-chan created a sphere to contain them, which Sonichu's tremendous speed would accelerate backwards through time. Although they successfully obtained the Sonichu Ball and returned to the present, Chris was lost in the time stream. Sonichu was disheartened by the disappearance of his father, but was able to console Rosechu so that she would be willing to have sex with him.

===[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]===
The next day, after hours of vigorous sexual intercourse, Sonichu and Rosechu discovered the website [[4-cent_garbage.com]] spreading slanderous lies about them and their friends. Most notably, the site had pictures of Rosechu with a penis -- pictures which caused Sonichu to collapse into violent nausea. Outraged, the couple stormed the 4-cent_garbage.com building to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. When Howell refused to remove the offending content from his website, Sonichu attacked him in an rage, but was easily defeated. It instead fell to Rosechu to teach Howell a lesson by shoving her breasts and pussy in his face while eating his brain.

During Spring Break, Sonichu was briefly seen talking to Rosechu and surfing.

===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===
At the start of the issue, Sonichu is [[Women's rights|staring at his wife's panties like a horny mutt]] when he decides to tell her about some "not so good news" he read on the internet. Sonichu complains that a bunch of [[homos]] made a balloon of him for a gay pride parade. Sonichu then rants about how totally straight he and everyone else in Cwcville is before [[Chris and anger|raging]] like a lunatic and breaking a bunch of shit in the garage. Rosechu, instead of reacting with shock or being upset about the stuff he just carelessly broke, just smiles like a Stepford Wife and says some feel-good nonsense. When they find out that forces of evil have attacked CWCville, the two run off to fight off the villains.

Sonichu and Rosechu fight off Jerkops together, but Rosechu's battle confidence is short-lived as she is quickly captured by Robotnik and Giovanni. Sonichu stalls Giovanni long enough for Bionic to come in and save him. Sonichu sobs incoherently over his wife, who wasn't even unconcious let alone seriously injured. Sonichu and his wife rushed off to face the evil Mary Lee Walsh, crying over the death of [[Ivy]] on the way over, before Sonichu finally battles Mary Lee Walsh one-on-one. When granted the opportunity to finish the primary villain once and for all, Sonichu released her in order to allow his father to grab all the glory of defeating her in the next issue.

===[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]===
[[File:SchuComic10P56.jpg|thumb|Sonichu shows up to water down the Asperchu characters. [[Messiah complex|For some reason]], Chris saw fit to have the Asperchu characters treat him and Sonichu as divine beings.]]
After Chris's return from the Time Void, Sonichu returned to his role as second fiddle to Chris. He first appears as part of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] as they play [[Revive Zordon|a song about Power Rangers]] which, somehow, causes the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building to collapse. Later, after Chris wipes out the [[homos]], Sonichu uses the [[Sonichu Balls]] alongside Chris, turning into [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Sonichu is sent to [[RuleCWC]] and awakens [[Zelina Rosechu]] with his Mary Sue powers. He rejoins Chris at [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary's]] house, where Sonichu rids Alec's characters of their Asperger's and homosexuality, turning them into another group of bland, personality-less [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Sonic fan characters]]. Returning to CWCville, Sonichu uses the last of his power to free the Jerkops from Mary Lee Walsh's brainwashing. Finally, after the death of [[Simonla]], Sonichu served as "plaintif"[sic]/witness in the mock trial of the Asperpedia Four. After the predetermined verdict, Sonichu took part in Alec's brutal execution, angrily insisting that he wasn't gay.

===[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]===
In Episode 22, Sonichu is seen preparing for [[Christmas]], doing things like hanging stocking above the fireplace with [[Robee Sonichu|his son Robee]], going to the supermarket, and clearing snow off of his lawn. Later on, Sonichu and Robee encounter a homeless woman and decide, against the supposed spirit of Christmas the two had, to send her to a soup hotel. Sonichu is then seen watching the Nativity Play, of which his daughter [[Christine Rosechu|Christine]] is the star as the Virgin Mary. However, she suddenly evolves, and Sonichu is sent home by Rosechu to get some of her clothes. Finally, Sonichu is among the group of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to visit Chris, who has become a [[Tomgirl]].

In Episode 24, Sonichu encounters [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], who, unbeknownst to him, is actually [[Silvana]] in disguise. The two converse, with Sonichu talking about the evolution of his other daughter [[Cera Rosechu|Cera]] as well as Robee, and Chris's transformation into a Tomgirl, somehow shattering the Sonichu Balls in the process. Sonichu does not take part in these flashbacks until the end, where he transforms into Ultra Sonichu thanks to the newly formed [[Sonichite]], created after the Sonichu Balls were shattered.

Sonichu decides to end the conversation until after lunch, extending the storyline into the next issue.

===[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]===
In most of Issue 12, Sonichu is once again relegated to the role of side character while his creator does all the important stuff. The alternate cover implies there's going to be some tension between Sonichu and his son after his transition, but that never comes up. In spite of all this, he has a central role for the second part of Episode 25. Continuing from where the comic left off last time, Sonichu tells Sonic (who is actually Silvania disguised as Sonic because Chris believes somehow this circumvents copyright) about his wedding to Rosechu.

The story of Sonichu's wedding is mostly ripped off from a fan comic, with the villain removed and all the tension and conflict taken out. When Rosechu accidentally walks in on Sonichu and a naked Bubbles (a fairly tense and admittedly melodramatic moment in the original comic) she simply laughs instead of becoming angry. The wedding continues without incident, and the scene simply ends.

Back in the present, Sonichu explains the two had their honeymoon at a local hotel (an allusion to Chris and Ivy's wedding comic) and rambles about how his wedding was an inspiration to millions of people and he loves all the fanart and stories they make, but gets uncomfortable with the more "heavy" art. He then segues this into a story of how Rosechu injured herself in 2008, resulting in her becoming morbidly obese during bedrest. Though his daughter shows concern, Sonichu doesn't seem to give a shit at all. This story was written entirely to indulge Chris' then-girlfriend's disgusting fat fetish.

Sonichu has a dream where Count Graduon kidnaps Chris and Rosechu and he's forced to endure a gauntlet of challenges, the first of which is swimming through a river of pickle brine. Even though Sonichu despises pickles, he still turns into a big fat slag. The sight of a absurdly fat Sonichu with manboobs will haunt the dreams of many for years. Sonichu immediately loses the weight in the next challenge, where he's forced to crawl through a Freudian-looking tunnel. Finally, he's given two doors: one to save Chris, and one to save Rosechu. He chooses Rosechu, but they both easily save Chris after, and they all have a group hug. This dream is finally brought to an end when Sonichu is crushed and nearly suffocated under his fat wife's form. Everything returns to normal in two weeks.

===[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]===
This issue is notable for Sonichu in that it's the first ''official'' acknowledgement that Sonichu is no longer the main character. Chris has now declared that the comic is "''Our'' Story." Sonichu is one of the members of the Cwcville Defense Force who battle against the new villains pushed into the comic by the [[Idea Guys]], though his role in the battle is minimal at best. Sonichu is sent to ancient Africa by Akan. He is rescued by Emmet Brown who sends sends him back to the future. However, Sonichu is teleported to the freezer of a Country Cookin and gets locked inside. Later, Chris sends Sonichu into hiding during the Nazi invasion of Cwcville, but he is captured until he's eventually rescued by Chris.

Chris' neglect of Sonichu, upstaging him in his own comic and all the horrific things that happened during the war cause Sonichu to have a mental breakdown and shoot up the Cwcville mall. Chris intervenes and Sonichu believes the CPU Goddesses have brainwashed Chris into a cult(an unsettling mirror of the Idea Guys putting all this weird shit in Chris' head and influencing him to fuck his fantasy world up.) to calm him down, Chris mind-melds with Sonichu and shows him his memories, proving the CPUs aren't brainwashing him . Chris tearfully hugs his "son" and begs him to come back to him. Any potential sentimentality is thrown out the window when Chris starts incestuously making out with Sonichu, in a move he admits is sexual. It gets even worse when Sonichu angrily declares that he's turned on and tries to rape Chris, due to Chris' past lust "infecting" him. Sonichu slips it in there, but Chris pushes him off, fists him until he cums and ties him up, declaring he'll be punished later. What exactly this "punishment" entails is never shown. Later, Sonichu is one of the many characters who help "clean up" Cwcville and reverse the damage of the past events and attends Chris' wedding.

===[[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]===
Issue #14 is currently incomplete, but so far has been the first issue to not feature or even mention Sonichu, bringing his demotion to supporting cast member to a new low. The issue is mostly written like an illustrated diary with Chris rambling off about things he did in [[C-197]] and the real world, blurring the line between which is which.

===[[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]===
In a stunning and bold new leap for this comic called "Sonichu" it's actually about the character Sonichu. The story is mostly a retelling of the early events of ''Sonichu'' with Chris detailing some things that were glossed over the first time around, and also a retelling of the fancomic [[Rosechu's Story]]. For good measure, Chris also mixes in his inane [[dimensional merge]] BS in there because he can't go for more than ten minutes without rambling about it. It largely details the courting process between Sonichu and Rosechu, though the issue more heavily focuses on her side than his.

===[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]]===
Sonichu appears prominently on the cover of Issue 16 racing towards the reader, but in the only four pages that have been released he hasn't actually appeared. It's unknown what direction this issue will eventually take or if anything from what we've seen will remain.

===Other Appearances===
Sonichu has also made an appearance drawn in marker on CWC's [[duck]].

==Characteristics and personal life==

[[Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|MY ASS HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH FIRE!]]

Sonichu's hobbies include running, surfing and chillin'. He enjoys outdoor activities and the scenery around him. He appears to be undecided on whether his favorite color is yellow or blue.

He is deeply in love with his [[sweet-bolt]], Rosechu, with whom he lives at a subdivision at [[14 Branchland Court|14 Brunchville Lane]], CWCville, [[Chris's_homes|Virginia]], [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]]. Sonichu is normally rather calm and collected, but when Rosechu's reputation is besmirched he flies into unthinking rage and/or [[Sonichu 8|vomits profusely]]. Sonichu is rarely seen away from Rosechu's side, and it is possible that his relationship with her has become overly possessive and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|abusive behind closed doors]].

[[Image:Lolmarriage.png|thumb|left|"Chris almighty, I zap to the extreme all fucking day, can't I have a goddamn can of [[Reeb]] and watch TV, woman?"]]

Despite maintaining an appearance of living in carnal [[Chris and religion|sin]], Sonichu and Rosechu have been secretly married since March 17, 2006<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref> (a possible [[retcon]] by Chris to address complaints about Sonichu and Rosechu having sex outside of marriage). The two have gone to great lengths to keep it under wraps, wearing gloves ''over'' their wedding rings and keeping their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three children]] — Cerah (potentially named after [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Sarah Jackson]], [[PandaHalo]] or [[Sarah May]]; take your pick), Robbie (most likely named after the retarded hero from [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]], or the not-so-retarded [[Bob Chandler|hero]] of the Chandler household), and Christine (one guess) — hidden in the [[Wikipedia:Flowers_in_the_Attic|attic like so many flowers]]. Whatever sordid reason for burying their union remains a mystery. It has become rapidly apparent that Christian believes that his characters exist outside the confines of his scented marker universe, though one wonders if a personage as bland and poorly-developed as [[Wild Sonichu]] could truly survive in our harsh world.

Since Chris is a [[Chris and religion|rather closed-minded individual]] and requires all good people in his comics to be as he is, Sonichu, Rosechu and most likely their three abominations are Protestant Christians.

Although many of his friends are members of his own species, his closest friend is his father and creator, Christian Weston Chandler. As the ''Sonichu'' series has shifted its focus from the titular character to its writer, Sonichu's role has been that of Christian's closest confident as he struggles to persevere in his Love Quest and endure the Stressful Torture of the internet bullies. When [[Giovanni]] asked Sonichu to declare [[Reldnahc]] the new Mayor of CWCville in exchange for Rosechu's life, he chose to defend Christian's mayoral throne without hesitation.<ref name="SchuComic9P82.jpg">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:SchuComic9P82.jpg Image:SchuComic9P82.jpg (CWCipedia)]</ref> Like father, like son.

Chris has revealed that Sonichu's son, [[Robbie Sonee]], is a Tomgirl.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref> As of 25 August 2014, Chris claims Sonichu is still 100% straight,<ref name="Kryptonite">[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> but with the Idea Guy-retcon of Rosechu coming out as transgender, his sexuality can be questioned.

===Voice===
Sonichu's voice, as Chris would be his ideal candidate for a voice actor should there ever be a ''Sonichu'' cartoon, is more or less Chris's voice but in a slightly higher tone.<ref>[[Mumble 6#Chris is Stressed.2C Moving On|Mumble 6]]</ref>

Chris provided an example of Sonichu's voice in [[Update: 2/25/16]].

==Sexual prowess==
Sonichu's luck with the ladies apparently predates his transformation into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, as his [[CWCipedia]] biography notes that when he was still a Pikachu he made out with a Jigglypuff.<ref name="Son cwcipedia" />. Also, in [[Sonichu 8]], [[Jiggliami]] says she used to have a Pikachu boyfriend. This raises some very disturbing implications, as the CWCipedia article also gives 1988 as the year of his birth and 1998 as the year in which he became Sonichu, meaning he could have not been [[Pedofork|older than 10 years]] at the time of said liaison.

Chris has provided very intense details about Sonichu and Rosechu's anatomy.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Biology Biology (CWCipedia)]</ref> When erect, Sonichu's [[pickle]] is easily seven inches (18 cm) long, and often ruptures the [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condoms]] he uses when 69-ing his beloved Rosechu.<ref name="SchuComic9P82.jpg"/>

==Powers, abilities and weaknesses==

[[Image:SonichuStats.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu's stats. You know, for all the people who give a damn.]]

Aside from the obvious super-speed and body-spinning powers transferred to him from Sonic, Sonichu also possesses many powers based on his original Pikachu form, most notably his lightning and thunder attacks. Some of his special attacks include:

* '''Sky Uppercut''': Jumping punch to the head from below, presumably similar in fashion to the [http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Shoryuken ''Shoryuken''] from the ''Street Fighter'' games.
* '''Mega Kick''': A martial arts-style kick, sometimes done in midair.
* '''Double Team''': The attacker quickly creates multiple false duplicates of themselves, disguising the real one temporarily and allowing them an opportunity to attack whilst the target is confused.
* '''Spin Dash''': Attacker curls into a ball and spins on the spot, before releasing and hurtling directly into the victim in a high-speed rolling attack. In the original games where this move came from, it was capable of breaking barriers, but this has yet to be seen in the comics.
* '''Zap Cannonball''': Attacker creates a ball of pure electrical energy in their hands, before thrusting their palms forward to fire it at the victim, in a similar fashion to the [http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Hadoken ''Hadouken''] from the ''Street Fighter'' games, or the [http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Bolt ''Thunder Strike''] from ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 7|Mega Man 7]]''.
* '''Iron Tail''': Attacker swings his tail at the victim to hit them in a slapping attack.
* '''Mud Slap''': Attacker kicks conveniently placed mud to the victim's eyes to lower their accuracy.
* '''Thunderbolt''': Attacker charges up electrical power in body, before releasing it at the victim in the form of a long-ranged bolt of electricity.
* '''Thunder''': Attacker charges up electrical power, and uses it to summon lighting bolts down to the victim whilst simultaneously firing off electricity for a powerful lightning attack.

Sonichu may well possess other special powers that have only been utilized during the scenes where he is off-panel, while [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] takes over the story.

Interestingly, it is said that Sonichu and [[Blake]] are virtually the same. That being said, if one takes Blake's training in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] seriously, then that would mean that Sonichu is actually ''slower'' than Sonic. Blake's given speed was 200 km/h (124 mph), much slower than Sonic, who can apparently hit Mach 1 (1,225 km/h / 761 mph) unassisted (so far, the best Sega has been able to show in-game is around 300 mph (483 km/h) in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Unleashed|''Sonic Unleashed'']]). Even more, it is said that Blake can reach a spinning power of 200 rpm, which is barely enough to get a cool breeze. (However, in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #2 Chris claimed that Sonichu can go faster than the speed of sound.)

Sonichu has a literally paralyzing allergy to [[pickle]]s, and eating too much of them can make him swell like a balloon.<ref name="Kryptonite" />

==Sonichu as a Mary Sue==
[[File:I am not Gay.jpg|thumb|Sonichu is as straight as Chris.]]

Aside from being an unoriginal Sonic recolor that blatantly violates international copyright laws, one of the chief traits of Sonichu that drew [[trolls]] to Chris is that Sonichu is a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]]. In other words, he is an obvious avatar for Chris's personal power fantasies.

When the comics don't focus on Chris himself, they still manage to focus on Sonichu, who serves as Chris's idealized version of himself. Unlike Chris, Sonichu has a girlfriend whom he met, fell in love with, and drew into a meaningful relationship in a few hours' time; is agile, good looking, and loved by everyone; and despite his success, he somehow manages to "admire" Chris.

A notable instance of Sonichu as a Mary Sue is in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], where Sonichu merely stands in for Chris as he fights the trolls during the battle with [[4-cent_garbage.com]]. The fact that Sonichu ultimately gets his ass kicked and has to be saved by his sweetheart just adds another level to this dumbfuckery.
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==Idea Guy influences==
{{Wise|Sonichu was born in [[1992]], shares a birthday with Adolf Hitler, and that Chris would need to sodomize him (either in a drawing or [[Chris and reality|real life]]) to conceive [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

{{quote|AUUUGGGH!!!|Sonichu, on being buttfucked by [[Chris|his creator]].}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|right|The fulfilment of prophecy, according to [[Magi-Chan]].]]

==Sonichu as a coping mechanism==
{{main|Spirit possession}}
Because of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, many large gatherings were shut down. One of these was BABSCon, a [[My Little Pony]] convention that Chris had been interested in attending. As a result of this, he returned to his previous [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] of body swapping, which saw him believe that he had swapped souls with [[Magi-Chan]]. This time, Chris declared in a Twitter post on 15 April 2020 that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu

{{quote|Anyway. Mama successfully attended BABSCon in C-197 the past weekend and had a good time with some of her friends from 1218, as well as Everyone else there in attendance, including Dr Wolf and his friends.|"Sonichu" on Chris's refusal to accept situations that don't appeal to him.}}

As of August 2020, Chris continues to roleplay as Sonichu, according to his [[Twitter]]. It is unknown when he will return to reality, if ever.
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==Gallery==
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Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Sonic VS Sonichu- the battle nobody wanted to see explodes onto your computer screens!
Image:067-SonichuStats.jpg|More than you ever wanted to know about Sonichu's stats.
Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|Even Sonichu wears [[Pedo-Glasses]]!
Image:070-SchuVsBchu.jpg|SONICHU VS. [[Blake|NIGRACHU]] FIGHT!
Image:072-SchuRchuDisco.jpg|Fun fact: Chris would never actually go into a disco because it's too [[tobacky|smokey]] and [[alcohol|drunky]] for his tastes.
Image:073-SchuRchuCmas.jpg|Watch out Sonichu, it's Black Sonichu!
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|HE'S A STREET SMART COP WITH 20 YEARS ON THE FORCE! HE'S A ROOKIE OUT OF ACADEMY! TOGETHER, THEY DELIVER JUSTICE. COMING THIS SUMMER.
Image:111-CWCSchuRchu.jpg|Chris, marveling at his creation where either Sonichu is holding a minidisc version of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] or an unfortunate licensed [[raincoat|condoms]] with album art on them.
Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|Yes, even Chris's game consoles have Sonichu on them, like his PSP.
Image:112-NDSonichu2.jpg|Even for your DS!
Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|Chris and Sonichu are keeping an eye on you, [[Evan]]. FIND YOUR OWN VIDEO GAME FRANCHISES TO INFRINGE UPON!
Image:161-ACSchu1.jpg
Image:162-ACSchu1Bck.jpg
Image:167-SchuCard1.jpg
Image:168-SchuCard2.jpg|That's right, he made a reverse foil card with actual tin foil.
Image:169-CWCsSchu1.jpg
Image:170-DarkSchu.jpg
Image:171-SurfingSchu.jpg
Image:172-SnowSchu.jpg
Image:173-CWCsSchu2.jpg
Image:174-SchuCard3.jpg
Image:175-SchuBday.jpg
Image:176-SchuCard4.jpg
Image:177-RaceSchu.jpg
Image:178-ShineSchu.jpg
Image:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg
Image:180-SchuRchu.jpg
Image:181-SchuCard5.jpg
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Image:183-SchuCard7.jpg
Image:184-SonichuEX.jpg
Image:187-ACSchu2.jpg
Image:188-ACSchu2Bck.jpg
Image:189-YuSchu.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh!
Image:195-SchuSteLgoIdea3.jpg|A proposed site logo idea that was rejected for not being bad enough. Also, Sonichu's smiling because he's gonna rape her within seconds.
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|<s>Brian May</s> Sonichu, noted guitarist in Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|And his GBA
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|(with layout so you can instantly make it worthless)
Image:206-SonichuPose.jpg|Very intimidating...
Image:228-SchuGrafiti.JPG|Spoiler: either that was an abandoned building nobody gave a shit about or it was a wall that was going to be demolished immediately anyway.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|Really? Of all the things going on campus, you had to go with asking Chris about Sonichu?
Image:509-SonichuAndRosechuPixel.JPG|Sonichu with Rosechu, in [[Pixelblocks]] form.
Image:snowchu.gif|Nothing is safe.
Image:0510-CWCNote9.jpg|DVD notes
Image:ECP 00077.jpg|They've fused!
Image:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|In ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:LBPSonichu.jpg|In [[LittleBigPlanet]]
File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|In [[Flipnote Hatena]]
File:Lego Sonichu.jpg|[[LEGO]] Sonichu. It's completely filthy because it's the one he plays with the most.
File:Zapping boom 1.JPG|"Sonichu's Zapping Boom," a [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|drawing]] Chris made in 2014 and sold on [[eBay]].
File:Amiibo4.JPG|Homemade Sonichu [[Amiibo]].
File:A Wild Sonichu (Male).jpg|Homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
File:A Wild Sonichu (Female).jpg|Genderbent Sonichu as a homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu}}
{{Fan art|chris=Sonichu_fan_art|linkname=Sonichu}}
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' (comic)]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu (disambiguation)|All other uses of that damn "Sonichu" word]]
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Medallions of Fail]]

== Sources ==
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Rosechu

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:''This article is about the character. For the general species of female OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]].''

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
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! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] character
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:Rosechu Original.jpg|200px]]
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! colspan="2" |Rosechu
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| '''Date of birth'''
| 22 December 1988 (in universe, original)
8 January 1992 (in universe, Idea Guy retcon)

22 December 2000 (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female (original)
Male-to-Female transgender (Idea Guy retcon)
|-
| '''Length'''
| 4'8" (142 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 90 lbs (41 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Luxray (father), Raichu (mother)
|-
| '''Education'''
| CWCville University<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Rosey]] or [[Raichu]]
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| [[Vamprosa]] or [[The Incredible Lioness]]
|-
|}

'''Rosechu''' (pronounced "rose'chu" ([ˈroːz.tʃuː]) in canon;<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu's CWCipedia Page]</ref> ro'-za-chu ([ˈrozətʃu]) in the [[Audiobooks]]) also know as '''Rosey''' is the second [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], and the girlfriend-turned-wife of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

As the primary <del>male</del> female character in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe, she represents Chris's idea of a perfect woman, which unsurprisingly amounts to a bleating wall-eyed semen receptacle with no personality. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's [[Pickle|pickle]], posting nude photos of herself on the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as "father" (or more likely "papa"), just like Sonichu. Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[Pickle|penis]].

==Development==

{{quote|Pink Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews2.htm ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #2]}}

Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]]. Having first created [[Sonichu]], he would inevitably have to turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some drama and comedy, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.

Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and does not need to, as Rosechu falls for him instantly. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner within the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu, the character essentially serves as little more than an [[Kimmi|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|ejaculate]] inside.

As [[Trolls|trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with fervent attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, underwear and cameltoe. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, even featuring an instance of Rosechu displaying formidable powers (in an attack which needlessly involved face-to-vagina contact).

Chris developed a biography page for Rosechu and revealed that he had created her on 22 December [[2000]], over nine months after creating Sonichu. Nowhere on the page is there any mention of him using [[Amy Rose]] as a base. It should also be noted that this was done basically out of obligation, as Rosechu (one of the comic's main characters) did not have her own page until [[February 2010]], while [[Simonla]], a rather minor character, had one back in [[December 2009]]. All information on Rosechu was originally to be found in a subsection of Sonichu's page, despite Chris's efforts to imply she is equal to him.

==Early life==

In the [[CWCipedia]] article for Rosechu, Chris gives a rambling, pointless backstory for Rosechu. According to Chris, Rosechu was raised by her parents: fathered by a [[Wikipedia:Luxray|Luxray]] and mothered by a [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]]. The [[Wikipedia:Luxray|Luxray]] hunts and does other masculine activities, while the Raichu stays home and [[Women's rights|cooks dinner]]. Chris gives the small group a family dynamic similar to that of humans (the notion of which is completely ridiculous in the [[Pokémon]] universe). While still a [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]], she was captured by a trainer, separating herself from family (though unlike [[Wild Sonichu]], she expresses no emotion whatsoever about this as an adult).

The Pichu was taken in by [[Wikipedia:Professor Oak|Professor Oak]], a character from the first-generation Pokémon games, and given to [[Kel|Kellie Felix]] as a consolation for not having arrived in time to receive one of the traditional starters. This plot point is stolen directly from the Pokémon anime and ''Pokémon Yellow'', which begin in almost the exact same way.

More extremely dull biographical information ensues, chiefly concerning [[Kel]] gathering a full team of Pokémon. Oddly, every one of her Pokémon has a human nickname ("David," "Ashley", et cetera) but the Pichu is not given a nickname at all. The Pichu that would become Rosechu evolves into a Pikachu at one point, and at level 50 Kel uses a Thunder Stone to force it to evolve into a Raichu
.

It's also interesting to point out that, unlike the other Sonichu/Rosechus in the comic, she is the only one to evolve fully clothed. Sonichu evolved with shoes on (somehow), the others seemed to as well, minus when Chris broke into Angelica's room, giving her shoes and a Scrunchy. When her children evolve, they do not share their mother's magic clothes evolution trait. Before her children, shes the only non-human character to be fully clothed while the other Sonichu/Rosechus run about naked or wear little to no clothing.

==Sexism==

{{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}
Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women and considers them completely different from men, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent garbage.com]], Chris will only have Rosechu partake in stereotypical female activities. She enjoys "shopping" for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long "girly chats" that can last for hours — as seen with her interaction with Amy Rose, whom according to Chris she does not resemble in any way. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for [[Women's rights]]). Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and playing the damsel in distress and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.

Also worth noting is that, unlike Sonichu, Rosechu didn't fall in love at first glance. According to the [[CWCipedia]], Rosechu only fell in love with Sonichu after he asked her to get him something to eat. [[Women's rights|Subtle]].

Despite being [[Slow in the minds|slower]] than her counterpart,<ref>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref> and rarely showing any usefulness or fighting prowess (merely twice at last count), Chris claims that Rosechu is equal to her heartsweet in every way; she's just always "caught off-guard".<ref>[[Common Questions#30_January_2010]]</ref> This tactfully implies that although Rosechu is as formidable in potential as Sonichu against the forces of evil, she is too incompetent to perform this duty. Logically, since Rosechu was created from Raichu, the evolved form of Pikachu, from which Sonichu was created, she should be stronger than him in basically every regard, but her crippling handicap of being female robs her of this.

It is notable that her nickname is the ''exact same'' as the [[Rosey|baby form]] of her species, in what is totally not an infantilization of her character. To Chris's credit, she probably had the nickname before Chris came up with the Sonee/Rosey idea. Also, this could simply be an emulation of the common term of endearment ''"baby"'' normal people use (but isn't likely to be considering Chris's unoriginality).

==Transgender drama==
{{Wise|Rosechu was male until getting an operation from Dr Silvestrchu in 2008.}}

{{quote|Okay, who’s Ready to have their minds Totally, Royally F***ed Up? Rosey, our Prime Rosechu, Sweetheart of Sonichu... Was born, as a Pichu, MALE. The D***ed Trolls were correct.|Chris, [[December 2017]]<ref name=Decposts>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Is Rosechu a transwoman?]]</ref>}}

[[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's edited "proof" of Rosechu's sex.]]
[[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|The unedited page tells a different story.]]

[[Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|Officially canon]]
On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a [[tomgirl|transwoman]]. The fourth generation of the ''Pokémon'' games introduced a sexually dimorphic feature for [[Raichu]]; female Raichu have rounded tails, whereas the males have a defined point - the latter being the original Raichu design, and as such the design of the Raichu that would become Rosechu. Rather than simply explaining that he had created the character before this gender-specific characteristic existed in the game art, Chris's reaction was to freak out in [[Chris and writing|CAPS LOCK]] and [[12 January 2010#Part 2|scream into his camera]]. This intense reaction, of course, meant that the trolls had found yet another one of Chris's hot-buttons.

Chris received [[Mailbag 42#It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy|two]] [[Mailbag 44#On Rosechu's man-parts|more]] letters about Rosechu's transgendered nature before taking further action. He threw together a poorly photoshopped collage, declaring that it proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that Rosechu was female. Unfortunately for Chris, the page in the archives remained unedited. This was pointed out in [[Mailbag 45#Caught in a lie? Just delete the evidence|Mailbag 45]]. Chris responded to the serious accusation of lying to his fans the only way he knew: by deleting the letter. Chris eventually used the obvious defense that the gender differences didn't exist when he drew the page in [[Mailbag 51#Apologizing deeply|Mailbag 51]], when a patient fan explained he should have done that all along.

When Chris created the Rosechu biography page, he mentioned that Rosechu had a blunt tail as a Raichu (contradicting his own art) and that it became pointed because of her transformation.

[[File:Rosechu gender poll results.png|thumb|Official poll results: Rosechu is transgender.]]

On 6 [[December 2017]], under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris took a complete 180 from his original viewpoint and confirmed that Rosechu was, indeed, hatched a male, believing she got an operation on her genitals so that she could give birth to her three children.<ref name=Decposts>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Is Rosechu a transwoman?]]</ref>.

{{quote|Rosechu is confirmed transgender as of tonight. Chris was shocked but accepting xD

I pretended to be both Sonichu and Rosechu, who borrowed my computer. All it took was a little knowledge on Sonichu and Chris believes he’s talking to his “children”.

Basically Rosechu admitted it when she told Chris she evolved from a male Raichu.|Idea Guy<ref name=IdeaGuyQ&A>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I actually have heard this Fact from Rosechu, Herself; it is Not Fan Input on that.|An extremely gullible Chris.<ref name=Decposts></ref>}}

Chris asked his followers to vote on whether Rosechu should remain a transwoman or get retconned to being a female from birth, and they voted 57% to 43% for her to be transgender. He then deleted the poll results because his feelings were hurt over fans being more interested in a trans Rosechu<ref name=IdeaGuyQ&A></ref>. Chris would later come around to accepting Rosechu as transgender and made it canon in [[Sonichu 15]].

{{clear}}

==Marriage==

[[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]

Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Despite living together and having constant [[Rule 34|sex]], the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function as a [[Sonee and Rosey]] factory. As of 2009, the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their put-upon-yet-attractive [[Heather Iglesias|Hispanic lesbian nanny]], presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of screwing and saving Chris from the trolls. The eldest, Cera, was already enrolled in elementary school in [[Sonichu 11]], despite being ostensibly two years old.

After having the kids, Rosechu "volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,"<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> which Chris believes is a reversible procedure (it generally is not). Rosechu elects to do this despite the fact that it would be be easier and safer for Sonichu to get a [[Wikipedia:vasectomy|vasectomy]] and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that preventing future children is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's [[Women's rights|self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage]].

==Religion==

She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|unspecified Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should "remember the story of Joseph" (which of the Bible's three Josephs it is unclear) and forgive them. After all, all of the "good guys" of Chris' comic must be like their [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|insane, murderous god]].

However, Rosechu fails to remember the story of Joseph herself when she savagely mauls [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. As proof of her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Rosechu transforms into [[The Incredible Lioness]], face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting him, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]</ref>

==Campaigner==

Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].

Rosechu has also been known to complain about the "dumb" child pornography laws,<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref> mirroring Chris's wish that they be overturned so he can expand his [[Love Quest]] criteria to include children.

With her total lack of personality, rampant promiscuity, violent behaviour and enthusiasm for child pornography, Chris believes Rosechu is the perfect model for young female fans.

In the battle of [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]] she mentions how her glorious body and women's genitals are used to carry her children until they emerge for their "glorious birth". However, Rosechu should not be able to have live births, as every Sonee/Rosey seen was mentioned or shown to have been hatched (minus Sonichu, Rosechu, and Blake). She possibly meant she would lay the eggs- but her wording makes it sound she is able to give live births-what Pokemon cannot do. According to the [[Sonichu_chronology|Sonichu Chronology]], all three of her children were born at this time.

==Obesity==
[[File:Fatrosechu2.jpg ‎|thumb|200px]]

[[Sonichu 12]] features a storyline about Rosechu becoming obese. Chris wrote the plot into the story as a reflection of his relationship with then-sweetheart [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain</ref>. After his breakup, she rapidly lost all the weight and the subject has yet to be mentioned again.

==Idea Guy influences==
{{main|Idea Guy}}

During the Idea Guy saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Rosechu's character include:

*Being born male and identifying as transgender.

*Her birthday, changed to 8 January 1992.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:229-ACRchu.jpg
Image:230-ACRchuBck.jpg
Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg
Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg
Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg
Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg
Image:239-RchuWink.jpg
Image:241-DolledRchu.jpg
Image:242-RosechuStyle.jpg
Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.
Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!
Image:238-RosechuPose.jpg
Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|[[The Incredible Lioness|Rosechu's final form]], campaigning for [[Women's rights|women's rights]] with facerape.
Image:ECP 00077.jpg|They've fused!
Image:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|In ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:LBPRosechu.jpg|In [[LittleBigPlanet]].
File:Medallions 2.JPG|Rosechu [[medallion]].
File:Lego Rosechu B.jpg|[[LEGO]] Rosechu.
File:Lego Rosechu A.jpg|Rosechu's tail, shaped with great care and attentiveness.
File:WACS 1.JPG|"WACs: Real American Heroines!," offered for sale on [[eBay]].
File:Rosechu tennis 1.JPG|"Sweethearts Playing a Round," another marketed drawing.
File:RosechuAmiiboA.jpg|Rosechu [[Amiibo]], for sale on [[Etsy]].
File:Night Star Rosechu.png|As [[Night Star]].
File:AWildRosechu (Female).jpg|Homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
File:AWildRosechu (Male).jpg|Genderbent Rosechu as a homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
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==See also==
{{Fan art}}
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[The Incredible Lioness]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu likes.
*[[Pickle]], a vegetable another Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Rosechus]]

Talk:Gal pal

2020-07-31T21:20:54Z

AReasonableMan: /* Cleanup */

Does Chris actually have ''any'' friends? At all? --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 00:48, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

*I guess not. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 04:07, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

*The thing is that he did at one point; back in high school and before. Most likely because he was forced into real social interaction on a regular basis, he made the adjustments to be as normal of a person as he would allow himself to/could be. Thus, he wasn't the complete and utter failure that he is today (though he still failed really hard). After graduating he was allowed to isolate, lose all connections he'd had, and eventually degenerate into the bedroom-dwelling LOLcow we know him to be today. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 05:24, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

*He does have friends now. Spoiler - the closest things to real friends are in fact, trolls. Most of the "friends" Chris will tell you he has are really people who talk to him at church who are probably more along the lines of acquaintances (at most). Oh, and he counts his parents as friends, lol. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

== How about Miss Vivian? ==

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 11:51, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== New Gal-pal page!==

It seems Chris has learned nothing about the dangers of revealing personal information about himself or others on the internet, and has just posted a new page with the bio's of all women he has considered to be gal pals. There are quite a few that haven't been mentioned yet, and could be questioned for further information... Should we try questioning them?

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts

--[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:01, 18 April 2010 (EST)

:*Think that's bad? I think that last one is [[The Wallflower|The fucking Wallflower]]. GDI, Chris. GDI all to hell. We do all this to keep her from being dragged through all this after what happened nearly two months ago and Chris does it anyway.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 01:07, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:** Well, we can officially say he's finally scarred her for life now... Her names out there, and no doubt she'll be plagued by trolls wanting more info on Chris. It's just like Megan all over again... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:11, 18 April 2010 (EST)
:::*Jesus Fucking Christ. All of them. Just... All of them... What the fuck is he thinking? Oh, also, he confirms that he found his way into Liquid's E-Mail. I'm going to assume Liquid allowed him access, much like Smantha Thaddeus in ages past.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:20, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::::*On a practical subject, I've saved the page in case he gets a clue and takes it down, and no, I don't think it's wise to pester any of them. Most of 'em are girls he met a decade ago or more anyway. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:* The fact that he list's Kellie Andes and Tiffany Robinson as his "sweethearts" just prove how delusional he is... He really believes he had a romantic relationship in grade school, and that Kelly Andes was his girlfriend in high school (interestingly enough, he adds "in my opinion". Perhaps this is proof he is slowly retreating into his own fantasy world...) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:26, 18 April 2010 (EST)

One more practical thought: should we mirror this page exactly here on the CWCki? (With a few edits to allow for the removal of the Wallflower's name and such.) It's been done with a couple other bits of CWCipedia content, like the Asperger's rant, it seems like this might be worth mirroring as well. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:34, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I think we should. And, like you said, just remove the Wallflower's name and make a mention that it was because of the earlier agreement.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 01:36, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

*I saved the page source so we can mirror it. Another option might be to include the text for each girl on their individual pages, do a little "Chris on _____" subsection. But dear god, he says he knew better than to use her real name in the text DIRECTLY BENEATH HER REAL NAME. How can anybody be so amazingly stupid?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:35, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

** Easy... Chris doesn't care about protecting anyone's image or honor. All he care's is that his is spotless and represented as flawless. He's proven time and time again (Megan, Joshua, Wallfower, ect) that he's more than willing to spite someone else if he thinks it makes him look good --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:38, 18 April 2010 (EST)

Okay, I mirrored it, and drafted up a summary in [[User:Beat/Sandbox|My sandbox]]. I gotta get back to work on non-internet stuff, so if someone wants to pretty it up or post it as a regular article, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== The Christian Truth ==

[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/The_Christian_Truth this is enlightening]. So apparently this is the best explanation we're going to get for why he's doing these monumentally idiotic things. He's unsatisfied with our disclosure of the truth, and is trying to counter it by sharing his own version. Normally this would be hilarious, but the fact that he's apparently planning a whole page on the wallflower's got me too pissed off to laugh right now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:28, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

* I was thinking of warning her, but she seems to have deleted her facebook page to avoid all Chris related inquiries --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:32, 18 April 2010 (EST)
* Oh well, Chris went back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. This was to be expected. As far as we are concerned, the CWCki staff acted diligently towards Wallflower's concerns of privacy. If no-one push these issues to Chris IRL, he will not stop. She need to be warned about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:48, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree, I believe that either Cogs should have her email somewhere (she did after all get a hold of the Cwcki). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:55, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Miranda ==
http://htmlgear.tripod.com/gw/guest/control.guest?u=starytime check page 80 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

"Error:: Unknown action -- 'a='".[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

http://htmlgear.tripod.com/gw/guest/control.guest?u=Starytime&a=view&i=1 try this [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 05:35, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Minor Correction ==

*Just corrected the names on the captions, if you cross reference "A Week in the Life of CWC" you will find the girl in Green next to Tiffany Gowen is actually Sarah Bevel. --[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 14:14, 23 February 2011

== Stuff from late 2013 ==

Any thoughts on adding anything about their reactions on Facebook lately?

--[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 12:47, 1 January 2014 (PST)

: Go ahead and add them. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 16:44, 1 January 2014 (PST)

==Was Sarah Hammer at the birthday party?==
I don't see how this is possible, since Chris still hadn't moved back to Ruckersville. All evidence indicates that he didn't see Hammer again until the summer he moved back, after graduation. According to his story, there were four high school gal-pals, and one of them brought an extra friend. But in the photo there are six girls. There's no way she drove to Richmond for this dumb party, and Chris would have said something about it if this were the case. I don't know who this girl is, but it can't be Hammer.

== Cleanup ==

The notable gal-pals list is mostly copied from Chris's own CWCkipedia listing. But Chris's perception isn't the same as reality. Many of the women there weren't his friends/acquaintances but were either trolls or people who want nothing to do with him. Maybe we should trim the list to include only his actual acquaintances. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:39, 29 July 2020 (UTC)
: I would remove [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], [[Kim Wilson]], and [[MLP Voice Actresses]] from the list. The others probably pass the threshold of significance (real gals Chris wanted to bang, or comic characters). I am on the fence about [[Laura Beth Dorazio]] as AFAIK the two haven't really been in contact and I haven't seen a visual representation in the comic. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 18:35, 29 July 2020 (UTC)
::This article is also weird since most of it's framed on gal pals from his high school years. The Notable list is the only part that isn't, which implies Kacey and whatever were also from his high school. Entire article should probably be rewritten to split the Gal Pals into School Years and post-School. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:47, 29 July 2020 (UTC)
:: I agree that the "post-school" gal pals list represents the main core, though I am a bit confused overall now. What is meant by "Troll gal pals"? Also, does "school" include only high school or high school + PVCC? Furthermore, I feel that gal pals depicted in Sonichu have a special status. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 17:40, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
:::Everyone in the Troll list was a fake persona created by trolls. School was meant to include post-high school; I'll rename it. An "In the comic" section could fit if you'd like to add it in. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:19, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
:::: Understood and done. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 21:20, 31 July 2020 (UTC)

Gal pal

2020-07-31T21:19:26Z

AReasonableMan:

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{{quote|My circle of gal-pals was the best asset and blessing anyone could ever ask for.|Chris, [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]}}

[[Image:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Chris's gal pals at his [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]]. From left to right: mystery girl, [[Kellie Andes]], Friend Brought Along, Miranda Joyce Mitchell, Sarah Bevel, [[Tiffany Gowen]].]]

A '''gal pal''' or '''gal-pal''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for a female friend. Chris believes he had a lot of these in [[Manchester High School|high school]] - however, their "friendships" with him had all been arranged by [[Bob]]<ref name=negotiation>[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref>, in a misguided attempt to help Chris [[Chris and socialization|socialize]].

==From school years==

Chris said, "in my autism test it was found that I get along better with women, well over men."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]</ref> He has always been hesitant about making friends with males due to bad experiences with [[JERKS|jerks]]. Perhaps because of this, he has adopted rather [[tomgirl|effeminate]] traits and mannerisms (such as assuming the cowgirl sexual position in the [[sex tape]], or having a collection of [[My Little Pony]] action figures), unaware that what might be acceptable for girls might be considered outwardly taboo for guys.

Some have suggested that he clung onto them as a kind of surrogate mother-role to protect him from bullies, which matches up to his desire to be babied by a wife while he plays video games as a "stay-at-home dad"; because it's easier to count on others to look after him than to take up that responsibility.

===Sarah Hammer===
{{main|Sarah Nicole Hammer}}

===Tiffany Robinson===
'''Tiffany Robinson''' was a friend of Chris in the days he lived in [[Richmond]]. She was Chris's first crush. In Chris's words, "we would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref>

===Natasha Turner===
'''Natasha Turner''' was a friend Chris met at [[Providence Middle School]]. They were next-door neighbors for a while, often hanging out at the bus stop near their homes. She was slightly older than him and a "good girl". For a while he had a crush on her until he saw her [[Tobacky|smoking]]: "That was It for me right there".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref><ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Messages]]</ref>

The devastating betrayal by his high school gal-pals in 2013 (see below) caused Chris to reevaluate all his past friendships, and at some point, he was suddenly struck by the revelation that Natasha, too, had been "Hired Help". He remembered that his [[Bob Chandler|father]] had given him money to give to Natasha "as payment for her Friendship and Attention". He figured she had been a sort of babysitter whose task was to "protect me to and back from the bus stop". This recollection was a "major shock" to Chris. "I laid in bed and slept with the shock. Stuck in my [[dreams]]; reluctant to really open my eyes to awake". It reinforced his new suspicion that "my friendships might have been a lie".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#The Women in my Life]]</ref><ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Messages]]</ref>

===Kellie Andes===
{{main|Kellie Lyn Andes}}

===Tiffany Gowen===
{{main|Tiffany Nicole Gowen}}

===Sarah Anne Bevel===
[[File:Sarah and Tiff.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's photo of [[Tiffany Gowen]] and Sarah Bevel.]]
'''Sarah Anne Bevel''' was Chris's classmate at [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. She and [[Kellie Andes]] were Chris's lab partners in chemistry class. She sat with him at lunch and attended his 18th birthday party. She and her boyfriend were the only couple Chris was aware of during high school. "It was fun to just to watch them flirt with each other; I've could've learned from that, but my Autism and normal social phobias held me back then".<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 5]]</ref> He was interested in the fact that she broke up with the "Lucky Dude" sometime later.

In September 2013, as Chris was trying to recontact his high school gal-pals for the sake of the 15th annual reunion, he was baffled that Sarah claimed to no longer know him, despite having been one of his "Closest Friends".<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Baffled]]</ref> In October, trolls hijacked Sarah Bevel's identity and used her to inform Chris that his gal-pals had only acted like Chris's friends because "we felt sorry for him". This and further correspondence with "Sarah" caused him to turn against her. Having exposed Chris to uncomfortable truths, she moved onto his enemies list. In November he wrote a [[PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013|poem]] expressing his deep emotional pain "caused by the hurtfullest truth of close High School Gal Pal ("Hired Help"), Sarah Bevel. Total Adult, Condensating B---h". He even "remembered" that Sarah had questioned his heterosexuality back in high school.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Dead end of a life]]</ref>

It appears that the real Sarah has discovered Chris's antics since high school, and is not impressed. On 19 December 2013, [[Kellie Andes]] shared a link on her [[Facebook]] for Chris's [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video. Among those who commented on the link was Sarah, with the remark, "Ladies, look what we're missing. :P"<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/gal-pal-facebook-update-12-19-13.2726/</ref> Sarah also apparently commented on a screenshot of Chris's [[Craigslist#Used Porn|Craigslist ad for used porn]], posted by Molly Quarles, with the comment "Well that explains a few things....."<ref name="Used porn comments">http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y505/bgheff/138736550810_zpsc03df10f.png</ref> And on 27 December, Sarah posted the infamous picture of Chris in his mother's underwear with the comment, "Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently 'spoons' with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all".<ref>[[December 2013 Facebook Posts#Mommy's Undies]]</ref>

===Molly Quarles===
'''Molly Quarles''' was a cheerleader during Chris's Freshman Year. She shared a few classes with Chris. He remembered her as "a happy, giggly kind-of gal, and she was fun to be around". Chris recalled being paired up in a "dating match-up thing" held for Valentine's Day at Manchester High. According to Chris, it was "the ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]</ref> In October 2013, after the "Hired Help" news broke, Chris frantically sent a Facebook message to ask if she was a false friend as well (and was reported by a Facebook user in the process).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

It appears that, like [[Kellie Andes]] and Sarah Bevel, Molly has also discovered Chris's antics since high school. In December 2013, Molly found Chris's [[Craigslist#Used Porn|Craigslist ad for used porn]] and posted a screenshot to her [[Facebook]] account with the comment, "Eeeeeew! I didn't need that mental picture. What a creeper! :P"<ref name="Used porn comments" /> Despite her disgust, she remained Chris's Facebook friend, which for Chris is the equivalent of the real thing.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Ex-gal pals]]</ref>
[[File:Miranda photo.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's grainy photo of Miranda.]]
===Miranda Joyce Mitchell===
'''Miranda''' (or "Maranda", as Chris sometimes spells it) '''Joyce Mitchell''' was "a pretty girl, and... a big brain of my Circle of Friends".<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]</ref> Chris met her during his junior year. In Computer Graphics class, they were partners and were required to design company logos for each other. Miranda thereby helped our hero out in his early website days with a redesign of the [[CWC's Pokésite 2|CWC's PokéSite 2!]] logo. This made Miranda the very first of his gal-pals to be exposed to the glory of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 10]]</ref> She attended his 18th birthday party, bringing as a gift "a planer [sic] with stickers".<ref>[[My big 18th party]]</ref>

Since then, Chris has been unable to locate Miranda on Facebook or anywhere else, no doubt to her great relief.

==The illusion shattered==
On 30 October 2013, Chris [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|posted on Facebook]] about a recent discovery that all of his cherished gal-pals from [[Manchester High School]] had only put up with him out of pity for him.

{{quote
|I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a lost little boy. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to his 18th birthday party.
|[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|An e-mail from one of Chris's "friends"]]
}}

Of course, this comes as a surprise to no one except Chris, as the [[Anna McLerran|vast]] [[Kim Wilson|majority]] [[Vivian Gee|of]] his gal-pals have indeed been [[white knight]]s trying to protect him.

At the end of October, Chris, having just discovered the truth, demanded an apology for their kindness.

In December, his high-school gal-pals became aware of [[Media:Cwcbraorig.JPG|the picture of him wearing his mother's underwear]], [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|the Mount and Do Me oral sex video]], and a [[Craigslist#Used_Porn|a recent Craigslist ad]] where he put several dozen pornographic DVDs up for sale and posted negative comments about them on Facebook.

On 5 November 2014, it was revealed on a [[CWCki Forums]] thread that the "betrayal" was fabricated by trolls, to get Chris to leave the real gal-pals alone.<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/</ref>

Years later, in February 2017, Chris [[February 2017 Facebook Posts##productofpublicschool|reminisced]] about his [[high school]] days. In his rose-tinted view of events that had happened nearly 20 years prior, he recalled that he had friends who treated him well – conveniently forgetting that they did so out of pity after Bob and the principal had asked them.<ref name=negotiation></ref>

He then named several of those people and urged them to either apologize or befriend him again.

{{quote|#JoshuaMartinez, #TiffanyGowen, #SarahBevelIngram, #KellieAndes

The ONLY Way I will ever let their more recent deeds be forgiven is if they all genuinely want to be friends me again; at the least to take a few minutes out of their lives to apologize. }}

==Post-high school gal pals==

* [[Anna McLerran]]
* [[Megan Schroeder]]
* [[The Wallflower]]

==Troll gal pals==

* [[Sarah Jackson]]
* [[PandaHalo|Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]]
* [[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]]
* [[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]]
* [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]
* [[Kim Wilson]]
* [[Catherine]]

==Fan gal pals==

===Midnight Moonflower===

==In the comic==

* [[Megan Schroeder]] - as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5]] and [[Sonichu 6|6]], as herself in [[Sonichu 7]]
* [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] - as herself in [[Sonichu 0]] and [[Sonichu 5|5]], as the yellow Saramah [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] in some issues
* [[Kellie Andes]] - briefly in [[Sonichu 7]]
* [[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]] - in Sonichu Specials [[Sonichu Special 1|1]], [[Wedding Comic|2]], and [[Giant Penis Comic|3]]
* [[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]] - in [[Sonichu Special 4]] before [[Barb]] asked Chris to stop portraying gal-pals in specials
* [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]] - briefly as the vile Vulva Pie in [[Sonichu 12]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Gal Pals 1
Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|Gal Pals 2
Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|Gal Pals 3
File:0484-CWC18th15.jpg|From left to right: unnamed friend, Miranda Joyce Mitchell (in black), Sarah Anne Bevel (in green), and [[Tiffany Gowen]].
File:Sarah Bevel.jpg|[[LEGO]] Sarah Bevel, made shortly before her betrayal.
File:Molly Quarles.jpg|LEGO Molly Quarles.
File:Maranda Mitchell.jpg|LEGO "Maranda" Mitchell.
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|The [[ModNation Racers]] version: "cute, sassy, serious".
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]
* [[Laura Beth Dorazio]]

==Sources==
<references/>

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AReasonableMan:

Idea Book Case

2020-07-26T17:30:09Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:iDea Book Case}}
[[File:IdeaBookCaseOpen.jpg|thumb|Think Different. [[Autism|No, really]].]]

'''Christian Chandler's iDea Book Case''' is a [[Relics of Fail|Relic of Fail]] crafted in [[May 2013]] to house Chris's slew of iOS products for, in his words, business and entertainment. The case was invented when Chris found himself having too many iOS products, and needed a place to put his iPhone, a (broken) iPod touch, and another iPod touch seen off-camera.

==The Unveil==

Likened to the late Steve Jobs himself, Chris took it upon himself to unveil his latest creation via [[Facebook]] in this status update:

{{quote|"Necessity is the mother of Invention". I am glad I crafted the idea for my iDea Book Case (photos taken with New iPod Touch 5th Gen) out of duct tape. The front and back covers are lined with bubble wrap, the inner spine loop can hold as thick as a charging cable, or most pens, there are holes for the cameras to see through very well, and the corner holders are very successful in holding most iOS Pod/Phone devices. And there is also the Velcro clasp.

iPhone (8 Gig) for calls, business and [[Internet]]; iPod (32 Gig) for entertainment with videos, music and all. I keep it safe with the lanyard strap and tucked in [[Tomgirl Pictures|my bosom]].}}

==Appearance==

The iDea Book Case is astonishingly one of the more clever concepts Chris has come up with, despite the build quality being poor and gaudy as usual. The iDea Book Case is a rather large carrying case that can house any two iOS products released before 2012. It opens up like a book (and closes using Velcro), revealing two products on both sides, with a small loop in the center for storing a related accessory. To provide shock absorbing, the iDea Book Case is made primarily out of bubble wrap, then wrapped (excessively) with duct tape to provide a smoother finish. Chris also slapped on a poorly centered and positioned [[Chris and brand loyalty|Apple sticker]]. Though the case is actually a decent idea in theory, Chris lacks the resources and skill to turn it into something with any amount of practical application or real-world useability.

One strange feature of the iDea Book Case is that it has large holes cut out for each camera, an odd addition considering how hard the case is to use. Much like his DSi, there's a great chance that Chris could be very well taking advantage of having two devices at once, snapping candid pictures and videos of attractive women he sees.

==Survival==

[[File:Idea_Book_Case_2018.jpg|thumb|200px|The 2018 edition.]]

After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the 2014 fire]] at [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris stated that his iPhone survived, which was later proven when the [[Brushfire Video]] came out. However, the fate of the case was not entirely clear and Chris used a conventional phone case in a number of videos from around the house.

The case's survival would not be confirmed until the 2018 [[Copitz]] interview, when Copitz and his friend noticed that Chris had two iPhones - one for [[Chris and business|business]] and one whose number was [[Prank calls|to be kept private]] - kept in a bulky duct tape case. Chris showed them the case in detail, drawing attention to a recently added [[SLGBTQ|Human Rights Campaign]] sticker on the back. Though Chris did not mention it in the video, he appears to have also added a holder for a pen or stylus on the spine. Based on the position of the Apple logo, camera holes, and clasp, the case appears to indeed be the iDea Book Case.

== Pictures ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Pictures|<gallery>
File:IdeaBookCaseClosed.jpg|Designed by idiots in Virginia.
File:IdeaBookCaseSpine.jpg|Well, at least none of the letters are backwards.
File:IdeaBookCaseOpen.jpg|Chris's mobile command post.
File:IdeaBookCaseSide.jpg|Even his iDevices aren't safe from custom [[Sonichu]] skins.
</gallery>}}
</center>

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==Sonichu Dolls ==
I don't know where they come from but all three of them have different dimensions and desgins so there may be multiple sources. - [[User:Klop|Your friendly neighbourhood Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 15:32, 4 June 2020 (UTC)
: The dolls at the conventions both have embossed eyebrow areas, which leads me to believe they could be from the same source. The one behind Chris is too blurry to tell. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 07:22, 5 June 2020 (UTC)
::You're probably right, I got in touch with the woman who had cosplayed Chris. The image we claim to be Tingz is not really tingz. I'll keep you posted if they reply. - [[User:Klop|Your friendly neighbourhood Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 13:19, 5 June 2020 (UTC)
: I'll just paste her response here-
"The Sonichu plush is a actually a modified backpack of Super Sonic from Sonic Adventure 2 (I think) !!" -[[User:Klop|Your friendly neighbourhood Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 06:23, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
: I suspected something like that. If you rip the seams of a Sonic plush and replace the blue fabric with yellow, you've got a solid start on Sonichu. That means these dolls aren't being mass-produced, but rather hand-made by fans for themselves. I doubt Chris made his/her own, so I wonder who it was purchased from. I'll also see about correcting assertions that she is Tingz. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 07:45, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
: Ah, you have been busy taking care of things. Cool. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 08:01, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
:: Using a Super Sonic plush makes life easier as its already yellow, just need to add pikachu ears, recolour the eyes and shoes. - [[User:Klop|Your friendly neighbourhood Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:37, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
::: Chris should sue for copyright infringement. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 08:58, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
: lol even if chris had a copyright on sonichu, super sonic came out in 1992, almost a decade before sonichu was even thought of. - [[User:Klop|Your friendly neighbourhood Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 09:05, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
== more pics ==
[[File:SonichuPlushie1.jpg]]
[[File:SonichuPlushie2.jpg]]
[[File:SonichuPlushie3.jpg]]
[[File:SonichuPlushie4.jpg]]
: Thanks Klop. When did Chris post those pictures? [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 18:05, 11 June 2020 (UTC)

Biology

2020-06-11T16:18:00Z

AReasonableMan: /* Immunity */ I don't have a source, but this is a thing

{{Incomplete}}
'''Biology''' is the natural science that studies life and living organisms, including their physical structure, chemical processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution.
Chris has talked a lot about biology and therefore fails hardest at it.
Chris surprisingly accepts biological facts such as evolution and vaccines which many Christians reject though he has the facts jumbled up and ends up speaking nonsense most of the time.
==Reproductive biology==
One of the most well known fact about Chris is that he[[Recycling| drinks his semen]], he mixed up his knowledge on the sperm and egg and thinks the sperm count is a fixed number that goes on decreasing every time he nuts, to counter act this supposed decrease he drinks his own semen to make sure he can get [[Julie|13 year old boys]] pregnant. He also believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable not knowing the only thing this will do is give him ice cubes to use in his fanta.
[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|Not sponsered by Fanta]]
Chris also learnt that transgender woman can get periods from a facebook post which is false<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1016786884192808962</ref> The only way Chris could have something resembling menses is by ramming medallions up his ass. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods; for MTF women, this is impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of perids caused due to changes in hormones released by the female brain and uterus since Chris lacks both a uterus and a brain he is imagining his symptoms.

He also listens to certain audio tracks on youtube which claim to magically help sprout a vagina. After a while of listening to them, he felt up his junk and confused his pubic symphysis for a vulva and sliced open his taint. This not only shows his complete belief in pseudoscience but also proves he has no knowledge of female anatomy.

==Neuroscience==
Chris rejects the existence of asperger's syndrome though it is a well proven syndrome in the scientific community. He thinks that people with aspergers steal the limelight from people with autism though this doesn't make any sense since both of them are incredibly similar and on the same spectrum.
Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.

==Immunity==
During the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris watched the Cells at work anime and claimed it would boost his immune system, possibly in reference to the theory that immune activity increases after witnessing sickness.

==References==

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== Sonichu Dolls ==

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OMG WHERE DO THESE SONICHU DOLLS COME FROM?

Update 1: In [[October 2018]], Chris apparently received a Sonichu plushie from a fan. That implies someone in the community is capable of needlework and doll manufacture, perhaps the same individual who supplied Sonichu dolls to <s>Tings and</s> other fans.

Update 2: The female fan pictured above made her own Sonichu out of a piece of Sonic merchandise (possibly a backpack), thus proving Sonichu dolls are not being mass-produced. Chris's doll was purchased from a fan and likely also made from Sonic merchandise.

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True and Loyal Fanbase

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{{quote|1000000000+|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] totally [[Chris and reality|accurate]] and [[Chris and his Ego|unbiased]] estimate of the number of ''Sonichu'' fans, [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|Common Questions, 26 January 2010]].}}

[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] constantly refers to his fans as his '''True and Loyal Fanbase''' (or "[[Speech impediment|fandase]]"). In [[Mailbag 48|Mailbag #48]], Chris stated that he believes he has over one billion fans, meaning that roughly one-eighth of the world's population (or one third of [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] users) has supposedly discovered and grown to love ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' since the comic began back in [[2000]].

While his fans used to be comprised of trolls feigning support for him, Chris eventually garnered a legitimate fanbase.

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==Personal army==
[[File:ChrisPersonalArmy.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Like many individuals who have become notorious on the Internet, Chris believes that he has a sizable fanbase that adores him. Furthermore, he persists in this belief despite the fact that his "fanbase" has repeatedly proven to be composed exclusively of [[trolls]].

[[Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|thumb|200px|Spread the word!]]

Chris addresses his supposed supporters whenever he feels they would be most helpful, such as when he needs support in a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] or wants to see a [[Clyde Cash|troll taken care of]], and speaks in the sincere expectation that total strangers will carry out his orders simply because he gave them. This belief was likely reinforced by the backfired trolling attempt during the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], and it's possible that's what drives him to continue acting this way.

Chris tried to play the personal army game in the aftermath of his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|12 April 2010 confrontation]] with [[Michael Snyder]]. The related [[Jackie e-mails]] gave us an interesting glance at Chris's perspective on his ability to command his fans, as well as this interesting tidbit:

{{Quote|Considering after what had transpired, I decided to upload the audio-only video onto my [[YouTube]]. I tried to be nice and peaceful. Now HE (Michael) will have to deal with my [[Trolls]] for his discrimination against me.|Chris, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#The GAMe PLACe Aftermath: Chris's Version|expressing his belief that trolls will help him.]]}}

It's currently unclear why Chris believes his trolls would bow to his requests. It's possible he thinks that his trolls are indiscriminately cruel to everyone, and that, if given a target, they would lash out against it without a second thought. Then again, given his sizable [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] and shaky grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]], it's also possible he thinks that trolls will do what he says just because he said it.

On 17 [[July 2010]] Chris posted a series of [[Twitter|tweets]] (if they can be called that given that Chris boldly defies the definition of microblogging) on his [[Twitter]] account after roughly three months of silence. In typical Chris fashion, he was only doing so not out of care for his fans but to ask for people to give him DLC codes for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', helping to push his agenda along by claiming that he was still working on the ''Sonichu'' comics. This is despite the fact that much of Chris's ''Sonichu'' fanbase had long ago given up hopes for any new pages. Along with e-begging, Chris proceeded to plug his ''ModNation Racers'' creations.

Chris's understanding of his personal army has become more apparent with the [[Calling Out]] videos. Somehow, Chris thinks that revealing the contact information of his trolls guarantees that they will be trolled. It is not difficult to see Chris's pattern of thought here, considering the fact that ever since his own address was released on the internet it made his house a hot spot for phone calls from trolls, letters from trolls, and hookers from trolls.

==Chris's contempt for his fans==
[[Image:Sonichufans.png|thumb|Fans of ''Sonichu'' lining up to get an autograph from Chris.]]
Chris takes his alleged fanbase entirely for granted. When he doesn't want something from them, he ignores them. He is happy to try and extort them, in fact, as when he threatened [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|to withhold his comics unless the ED page was taken down]]. Despite his contemptuous attitude towards them, he assumes that his TRUE and LOYAL fans will keep the [[trolls]] in check. Another example came on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|27 August 2009]], when Chris implored his fanbase to remove every last video that showed the [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of his house]] after his father found out about it. To this day, mirrors of the two-part video still pop up to mock Chris.

Despite his belief that his fans adore him, Chris is notoriously inattentive to the sort of things that allow a person to continue having fans. He believes that people love him for his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], and yet his updates are often months apart. His attitude is neatly summed up at the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in the message from [[Things Chris has ripped off|Marvey Blaziken]]. Chris wants the adulation that goes along with being a popular artist, but he thinks that he ought to receive it in exchange for whatever amount of effort he feels like putting forth. Which, Chris being Chris, isn't very much at all.

Chris refuses to take responsibility for his output or lack thereof, blaming any troubles on [[stress]] caused by trolls. In a sense, because he expects his fans to take care of the trolls for him, he's blaming them for the fact that he can't keep updates regular. He also shows his fans contempt by having the radio on in the background during fan chats over [[Mumble]]<ref>[[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3.5|Mumble #3.5]]</ref> and giving extremely short, often rude, responses to lengthy, innocent questions in the [[Mailbag]].

As his ego has swollen over the years, Chris seems to have come to believe he can control what his fans do with their lives. In [[Down with asperchu|a video from January 2010]], Chris told his fans to never read an issue of ''[[Asperchu]]'' because "there are no LINKS" to Chris's works. He later went so far as to try and [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash]] his followers into hating what he viewed as a rival comic.

==Chris turns on his fans==
In [[March 2010]], after a troll interfered in Chris's pursuit of [[The Wallflower]], Chris took to his [[CWC Blog|blog]] and attacked his fans along with the trolls, accusing them of breaking up his quest for true love out of a selfish desire to consume more of his comics. "You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to be," he declared, "[[Chris and hypocrisy|so self-absorbed in yourselves]], spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and [[Chris and art|art]] MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Chris and anger|impatient]], [[Sarah Hammer|un]][[Megan|lov]][[The Wallflower|ed]] and corrupted people."

He also claimed to tire of trying to please the "millions" of fans he has. Instead, he explained that he only wants to please "[[Ruckersville|the local few around me]] who I truly and deeply care about." What this could mean is a number of things. The biggest thing he feels they have done is trolled him just as badly as the trolls themselves just to get his comics. Thus, he feels that they share equal blame with the trolls just because he doesn't want to spend time working on his comic.

This might have represented a valuable moment of clarity on Chris's part. He may have managed to discover, however inadvertently, that all his comic really accomplishes is to draw unwelcome attention to him.

Unsurprisingly, Chris soon forgot all about this and went back to assuming command over his personal army, directing them to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|harass a manager]] for not letting him back into a store.

== Legitimate fanbase ==
[[File:FanbaseTrends.gif|thumb|Worldwide interest in Chris has remained about steady since [[2008]].]]
Chris's fanbase evolved into legitimate supporters during the middle of the 2010s. These include a healthy stream of people patronizing his online [[business]] and people who pose for photos with him at conventions.

===Source of income===

Throughout the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris has relied on his fanbase for a large proportion of his income, through begging videos and selling Sonichu-themed products. In October 2017, Chris set up a [[Redbubble]] store, where he sells prints of himself on various items such as pillows and miniskirts, fully expecting that his fanbase will enthusiastically buy these from him and wear clothes with his photos outdoors.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Fan skkkyrawr cosplay.jpg|Female fan cosplaying as Chris
File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|Male fan cosplaying as Chris with [[Fanta]]
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Mega Collection
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ltg4_ozl7SY}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2018]]
| maker =[[Ben Saint|the sergeant at arms]]
}}

== Sources ==
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==See also==
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
* [[Copitz]]
* [[MAGfest]]
* [[Enablers]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

User talk:AReasonableMan

2020-06-06T07:45:10Z

AReasonableMan: /* Sonichu Dolls */

User talk:AReasonableMan

2020-06-05T07:22:07Z

AReasonableMan: /* Sonichu Dolls */

Dimensions

2020-06-04T11:48:32Z

AReasonableMan: /* Background */ there is more than one multiverse theory

{{quote|Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a reality cartoon.|Chris setting the record straight.}}

Accepting the film ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]'' as an [[honor roll|accurate depiction of reality]], Chris believes that established media franchises and fictional characters, including [[List of Sonichu characters|his own]], exist in parallel universes that he calls '''dimensions''' (labelled alphanumerically), '''reality cartoons''' or '''toon worlds''' that are inhabited by [[OCs]] and separated by the ''iron curtains'' that make up the [[Fourth Wall]]. Such an [[autism|unusual]] metaphysical system has been with Chris since at least [[2010]],<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_2</ref> and was roughly in its modern form even some months before the [[Idea Guys]] publicly exploded onto the scene in [[November 2017]],<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"]]</ref> but has become the agglomerate it is today largely with their and other weens' leaven since.´This article seeks to catalogue the various unusual, often [[Chris and his ego|self-aggrandizing]], alternate worlds that Chris believes to exist.

==Background==
Chris’s belief in multiple cartoon dimensions existing may have stemmed from the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "Imaginationland", which involved a realm where fictional characters and imaginary creations could mingle with one another. It may also be noted that Toon World is the name of a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card, providing yet further evidence that Chris has no originality whatsoever.

Chris accepts multiverse cosmology as objective fact and uses it as a vehicle to justify his belief that cartoons are real. He was likely exposed to it for the first time in the Family Guy episode "Road to the Multiverse".<ref>[[Kacey Call 22]]</ref> It's important to point out that the infamous [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|second call between Chris and Alec]], which took place on 28 January 2010, occurred only four months after the original air date of this episode,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_to_the_Multiverse</ref> meaning the idea was still fresh in Chris's mind.

In recent years, Chris has become much more vocal about his belief in multiple universes. He invoked the existence of an alternative reality when expressing his disapproval of [[Pmurt|President Pmurt]], in emails with [[DoopieDoOver]],<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Doopie_E-mails#Hey.2C_Danielle_.E2.80.94_30_July_2017</ref> and in an interview with [[Count Dankula]].

Much of Chris' modern lexicon of the names of dimensions come from the Marvel Comics multiverse. This possibly comes from a discussion with a Marvel Comics writer in July of 2018, even though the writer stated that the Marvel Multiverse is a fictional construct. It's also notable to mention that Chris was so easily manipulated by the Idea Guy in part because he had invoked the multiverse theory;<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Gullibility</ref> which immediately garnered Chris's attention.

==Main dimensions==
===C-197===

{{quote|C-197 houses not only [[Cwcville]], but also the ton of our other “fictional” individuals of the Simpsons, Captain America, Batman, Eric Cartman, Kim Possible, [[Meg Griffin]], [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], Papa Smurf, Inuyasha, Ash Ketchum, all of the [[Pokémon]], Digimon, and so forth; Sunset Shimmer and the Canterlot High group, with the Portal to [[MLP|Equestria]] there too, the [[CPU]]s, and all the many others as well. You imagine it; (unless it exists in an alternate setting, like where World War 2 never happened), It Will Be There!|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1036444210415763456</ref>}}

'''C-197''' is the primary dimension of Chris' fantasy. The name is based off the fictional dimension of C-137 from ''Rick and Morty''. It includes [[CWCVille]] and all other creations Chris has produced over the years, as well as various creations by other companies and people, such as [[Transformers]], [[My Little Pony]] and all manner of Sonichu [[OCs|OC]], as well as non-Sonichu examples as well, though only conditionally. The geography of this dimension is dubious, with CWCVille itself behaving much like Springfield from The Simpsons, expanding and contracting as need arises.

====As Heaven====
Chris considers C-197 to be his version of Heaven, an afterlife populated by characters from his favorite media franchises as well as the spirits of his deceased pets and father, and possibly those of others as well.

In a [[May 2019]] tweet replying to someone whose father had passed away, Chris attempted to comfort the woman by telling her that her father's spirit was likely in C-197.

{{quotebox|I am really sorry to hear that about your father. It really is a shocker when someone passes on on-the-spot like that. Apparently, in cases like that, destiny and fate needed him and had plans that are out of reach or negotiation at the moment. But, rest assured, your father’s soul is serving a good and greater purpose where he is right now (likely in C-197 helping out there through his self-counterpart’s body).<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Reacts to Death]]</ref>}}

Fortunately for the bereaved, Chris's account was private at the time.

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:ChrisNewArt4.jpg|[[Commodore]] phone, only released in C-197.
File:ChrisNewArt5.jpg|[[TSSSF]] card.
</gallery></center>

===1218===

1218 is the dimension we reside in, consisting of [[reality]].

Chris asked Marvel comics writer Seanan McGuire which dimension number represents the Earth that we are currently occupying. Seanan responded with the Marvel Universe canonical answer "Earth-1218"<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Earth_1218</ref>, while Chris interpreted the answer to mean she was speaking about the literal Earth. Chris then began using 1218 to refer to reality's dimension.

Chris believes that 1218 and its Earth is temporary and slated to end soon, presumably within his [[Chris and health|lifetime]]. With the Merge allegedly currently in progress Chris believes that, though he is only a normal human with no supernatural powers or abilities, some powers from his C-197 counterpart have seeped into his 1218 body.

===1C-211987===
{{main|Dimensional Merge}}
A mash-up of the other two dimension names, this would be the combined dimension of the "fictional world" C-197 and our reality, which Chris believes will occur with the dimension merge.

==Miscellaneous dimensions==
Chris believes in several alternate dimensions, flimsy stand-ins to cope with inconsistencies or to dismiss any conflicts with his safe space fantasy dimension of C-197.

===R-687===
'''R-687''' represents the universe based on the fanfiction ''Sonichu Vs SNT'', written by opuscon987(known in Kiwi Farms as somethingrandom987). This is brought up on 9 October 2019 after Chris declares his disapproval of the series and his attempts to distance anything SNT related from his universe.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-10-9-chris-bitches-about-snt-vs-sonichu-fanfic.62113/</ref> It's described as a home for a "[[Wikipedia:The Batman Who Laughs|Batman who laughs]] at everything from the Joker" and a "one, great massive Mess."

===S-642===
'''S-642''' is the universe where the fighting game ''Skullgirls'' takes place. It was first mentioned in the [[TSSSF]] card "Plotted Device", where a robot of the same name was created to house the soul of Magi-Chan of the dimension.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:MoreOCs6.jpg</ref>

===X686===
'''X686''' is the home dimension of [[Kiwi Farms]] user Cedric_Eff's OCs. Known residents are Daedalus the Degu, Derek, the dimension's counterpart of Magi-Chan, and Kepler, a shape-shifting counterpart of [[Blake]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DaedalusCard.jpeg</ref>

===C-911===
'''C-911''' is a dimension with another doppelganger of [[Magi-Chan]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1192854458365075458</ref>.

===Lego Dimension===
As the name suggests, the '''Lego Dimension''' is the home of the [[Lego]] versions of Chris and other OCs.

===ZX-49===
'''ZX-49''', also known as "The Macbook Pro Dimension" is the home-dimension of all of the OC's created by [[AquaDiamond8]].

===CS-89===
Home dimensions of ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''. Used by Chris as part of his rationalization on his tantrum over [[ProjectSNT]]'s redesigns of his OCs.

===CZ-69===
The home dimension of cartoons such as Teen Titans Go, Pony Life, and other similarly-styled cartoons<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1215832720108064770</ref>.

==References==
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{{places}}
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[[Category:Fantasies]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Saga

2020-05-31T15:23:53Z

AReasonableMan: /* Escapist Saga (August 2017 - Present) */

{{Protip|Getting your own saga in Christory is ''not'' necessarily an achievement.}}

[[Image:Timeline.png|thumb|right]]

{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events. [[CWChronology|CWChronologists]] use the term to describe an on-going [[troll]]ing effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sagas might unfold over a period of anywhere from a few weeks to several years in length. Upon his online discovery in late [[2007]], [[Chris]] was found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment. As a result, he has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or another ever since. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time, or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period, as royal dynasties are used to divide national histories into epochs, yet Chris would describe his [[Love Quest]] as a saga on the cover of ''[[Sonichu 4]]'' in [[2005]], well before he became publicly known.

==Meta-sagas==
For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his Ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018)===
[[File:LoveQuestSaga.png|500px]]
{{Main|Love Quest}}
''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, his house's destruction and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].

===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===
[[File:TransgenderSaga.png|500px]]
{{main|Transgender}}

In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a "tomgirl". Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.

===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - Present'')===
[[File:BusinessSaga.png|500px]]
{{main|Chris and business|Bryanfrogboy| TSSSF}}
Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

On 2 January 2018, Chris became aware of Twitter artist [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s, fan art of his [[Sonichu]] comics along with his upcoming prequel comic. Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

On 16 August, 2019, Chris began to create trading cards for his Sonichu comics, much like his [[Wall of Originals]] using a template from the My Little Pony parody game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]''. His most ambitious project in several years, Chris fully embraced the concept, and has seemingly supplanted the ''Sonichu'' comics in favour of the cards as his principal monetary venture.

===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
[[File:FinanchuSaga.png|500px]]
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}
Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed, he had to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.

===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - Present'')===
[[File:Merge saga.png|500px]]
{{Main|Dimensional Merge}}

Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future_message_from_Crystal_W_Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.

==Pre-Christory (''Before 27 October 2007'')==
The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos (as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High Leaks|some school papers]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Indeed, much of our knowledge of Chris's childhood comes from later accounts by Chris.

Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the original development of Sonichu and the Love Quest, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend, and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.

===PVCC/Attraction Sign Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College|Attraction Sign}}
[[File:The PVCC Saga.png|500px]]

From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].

===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===
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{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her ago, and his useless attempts at trying to make amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties from him).

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===
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{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The_Christory_of_Sonichu_panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.

==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==
The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''Something Awful'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg|500px]]
{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm, although the site has long since fallen out of relevance in Chris's life, replaced with outlets such as the [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===
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{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''August 2008 - June 2014'')===
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}

Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the second-longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he ''still'' holds a grudge against Mike.

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid-2010)''===
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

==Dark Ages (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==
Though [[The Miscreants|the Miscreants]] could collectively keep Chris on edge for well over a year, it was inevitable that the archetypical lolcow would someday cease to give milk. His seeking out the Wallflower and then Jackie in person, instead of believing every self-declared boyfriend-free girl who caught his fancy online, was an early sign of the changing atmosphere: Chris's ill-fated attempt to seduce her marked a shift from focusing on on-line to real-world affairs. Information on Chris's life would increasingly need to be sought through [[Flipnote Hatena]], in-person encounters and other sources beside the Internet; [[Chris and cinematography|traditional videos]] became less frequent. Occasional [[muscle bra|transvestitism]] would soon become [[tomgirl|permanent]] as Chris began to leave his old identity behind him. Surprisingly, Chris would come to abstain even from his traditional [[Love Quest|pursuit of women]] and put the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] on indefinite hiatus.

All sagas during this period are of this early transitional phase: [[Bob Chandler]]'s death in late [[2011]] drew a veil over Chris's affairs for the next several years. Direct records from Chris during this time are nearly exclusively found on [[Facebook]]; for a time, it appeared that Chris had learnt from his many years of abuse at the Internet's hands and was finally keeping a low profile. We are again dependent mostly on third-party sources for events such as [[28 October 2011|Snyder's near-death at Chris's hands]], the resulting [[Chris and the law|conviction]] and the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|destruction of Chris's home]] in the following years. Organic CWC-generated activity would not re-emerge until mid-[[2014]], proving that he had, in fact, [[honor roll|learnt nothing]] from past events.

===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down several times. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the Wallflower incident's fallout, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. Though Chris reached the zenith of the Calling Out Saga on a high, having believed himself to have exiled some of his most prominent rivals from the internet, these series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[Destruction of Chris's House|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.

==Renaissance (''3 September 2014 to 24 October 2017'')==

Chris soon came back to relevance on September 3 2014 when he showed irrational hatred for the Sonic the Hedgehog reboot, [[Sonic Boom]].

===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris only took umbrage at the fact that the color of Sonic's arms had been changed from tan to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===
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Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].

This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.

===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga. Even when Trump was impeached, Chris gave no thoughts on it.

===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], This saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting.The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leak his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===
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{{main|Jessica Quinn}}

Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''. This saga would serve as the transition for the new wave of trolling yet to come for Chris.

==Transcendental Awakening (''August 2017 to present'')==

After a period of reemergence from Chris, several trolls soon began to notice Chris' deteriorating mental state, and found it the perfect opportunity to troll him again, this time through the tactic of [[enablers|enabling]] his beliefs and brainwashing new ridiculous concepts into him. This all began with [[Joshua Wise]], an anime-obsessed troll who greatly manipulated him for his own personal gain by changing major parts of the canon of his Sonichu comics, coercing him into producing strange videos, and proposing the [[Polyamorous marriage|infamous marriage]] between Chris and a bunch of fictional characters, half of which Chris had already created.

Chris' new motto to [[Chris and kindness|befriend everyone he meets]], even complete strangers, has also made it much easier to manipulate him. Because of this, many other trolls began to follow suit, using some of the same tactics that Wise had used to manipulate Chris with, with very little questioning on his end. Since then, Chris has started to believe himself to be the goddess of an alternate dimension, dubbing himself and all other residents of said dimension as "[[OCs]]".

===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 29 April 2018'')===
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{{Main|Idea Guys}}

In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' "idea guy", noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise.

Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.

In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).

====Guard Dogs (Summer 2018)====
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{{main|Guard Dogs}}

After the events of the Idea Guy saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, Null and The Captain decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxxing the senders.

According to con attendees, Null seems to have recruited some Kiwi Farms users to follow Chris around [[BronyCon]] in 2018 in order to prevent people from talking to him. If this is true, it's most likely in response to Chris's meltdown at [[TooManyGames]] and Null, not wanting this to happen again, assembled an elite anti-ween task force. The Captain assisted Chris when his car broke down on the way back from BronyCon. More elaborate plans were also implemented, including a plan for a field agent to whisk Chris away to assisted living after his mother passes.

Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world. Eventually, it became clear that Chris had disregarded the precautions set up for him and found a new set of trolls to replace the Idea Guys: the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Null and The Captain's willingness to help Chris has since diminished, although they remain in proximity to Chris online to document and discuss any goings-on.

===Teen Troon Squad Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===
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{{main|Teen Troon Squad}}

The Teen Troon Squad is a group of 18- to 19-year-old FTM trans people who live locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in April 2018.

After Chris was rescued from the [[Idea Guys]] in May 2018, he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish in the form of the Teen Troon Squad; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was trolled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when the Squad invited Chris over to their house, where they pushed his delusional thinking..

In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas, a Squad member, has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the Squad encouraged these beliefs in Chris.

In November 2018, several previously unreleased Idea Guy videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] began to be leaked on Chris's Twitter.

In late December 2018, the Squad was doxxed by an unknown party who logged into Chris's Twitter. One of the Squad members then leaked more documents on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. As a result of the spotlight being well and truly shone upon their schemes, the Teen Troon Squad has since retreated into the shadows.

===Soft Exile (''30 January - 25 June 2019'')===
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{{main|Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew}}

In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word "[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]" (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.

===Jacob Saga (''14 July - 28 November 2019'') ===
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{{main|Jacob Sockness}}

Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bath water. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, directing their attention to another of their common interests: [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The resemblance to the [[Idea Guys]] not long earlier was not lost by [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]], but Sockness could not be deterred by a mere dox: indeed, he had doxxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. Despite the obvious dangers, Chris continued to believe his teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late September, the situation became a near-crisis when Sockness announced that he had secured a train from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and that he would [[rape|brutally treat]] him after arriving. Alarmed, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] Sockness return, and arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two have grown more distant since. Sockness would temporarily return to Chris's good side in late October and early November 2019, yet by the end of that month he would again be cast aside.

===Escapist Saga (''August 2017 - Present'')===
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{{Main|Chris and coping|Imaginary friends|Magical thinking|Spirit possession}}
As a maladaptive coping mechanism against the bleakness of his [[reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world.

Another such example is his belief in [[spirit possession]], using it to cope with pressures from reality. In 2019, he believed he swapped minds with [[Magi-Chan]] in order to visit [[Jacob Sockness]] so he wouldn't need to do so in real life, with the roleplay session lasting a full month. On 15 April 2020, Chris claimed that he swapped minds with his creation, Sonichu in order to cope with the cancellation of BABSCon due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, and when his predictions about the Dimensional Merge did not come true, with the roleplay spanning over a month. His beliefs that he is now one of his characters has led to unusual results when responding to trolls, weens, and enablers. During an interview with [[Leftovermedia]], he kept up the roleplay, which, along with the downpour of weens attempting to contact him, got him to leave the interview halfway through. On May 14, almost one month after he began roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris briefly roleplayed as Mewtwo in order to protest against his trolls and weens.

==The Future==
Normally, mistakes present a life lesson. In theory, the various sagas should have taught Chris the consequences of [[Honest content|oversharing]], [[ego]]tism, [[hypocrisy]], [[naive|blind trust]], [[anger]], and more. Above all, the moral of most of Chris's sagas boils down to a classic Abraham Lincoln quote: '''don't believe everything you see on the Internet.'''<ref>Or was it [[Daniel Weston]] who said it?</ref>

Nevertheless, if anything remains clear, it is that Chris is nearly incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies. Christory repeats itself.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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{{Sagas}}
{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:Trolling]]
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Talk:Chris and coping

2020-05-27T22:39:36Z

AReasonableMan: /* Article scope */

== The portion from the Reality article ==

I think the portion that was moved from [[Reality]] should be moved back. That section's linked with the Cult of the Idea Guys section, and cutting it short removes the context on the Reality page for why Chris gradually became so desperate for his fantasies to be validated that he bought into what the Idea Guys were saying. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:19, 22 May 2020 (UTC)

:I still think it’s important to at least give the history for how Chris’s Escapist saga had emerged occasionally over the years. At the very least that should be indicated somewhere in tge article, since the article is meant to document the Escapist Saga. But yes, if it’s important to set context for the Cult of the Idea Guys, a large portion can be moved back. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 04:59, 23 May 2020 (UTC)

==roleplay==
I have completed the roleplay section, if you want me to add anything else or change anything drop it down here. [[User:Klop|Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 09:49, 22 May 2020 (UTC)
 
Added a bit more, I believe its fully complete now.I don't know how to add images so I need some help so can somebody add two images for the roleplay section.
One from First recorded statement of Magi-chan, any still will do. Titled "Chris roleplaying as Magi-chan". The second, a capture of his discord profile as Sonichu titled "Chris changing account details to match his Oc.- [[User:Klop|Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:34, 23 May 2020 (UTC)
:To add images, you put the title of the image, including its extension, between two sets of square brackets like this: [[]] [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 05:13, 23 May 2020 (UTC)
:Added two images, I don't think this section needs anymore. How is the section? - [[User:Klop|Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 05:50, 23 May 2020 (UTC)
== correction ==
Ill use this place to store my edits, ill add it in once whoever is editing is done.

He might say this to prove he is no longer Chris as Chris would never say something like this... [[Incest|right?]]. He might also be saying what he always wanted to say, and if anything went wrong he may think he can pin the blame on Magi-chan and "Chris" can get away scot free -[[User:Klop|Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:44, 24 May 2020 (UTC)

== Article scope ==

I dunno, it seems like this article's scope so far is shaping up to duplicate the [[Reality]] article. What if we differentiate the scope for this one by renaming it to Chris and coping, for a more psychological angle? We could include coping devices that aren't necessarily based on his fantasy world like [[Chris and nostalgia|nostalgia]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:15, 26 May 2020 (UTC)

: I agree that the articles seem similar, but I don't know about expanding this one. It's a long read already. If anything, I would cut down the Roleplaying and Power Fantasies sections, leaving the most poignant stuff. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 01:26, 26 May 2020 (UTC)

:: Yeah, most of Role-Playing could be merged into the dedicated article for it. Power Fantasies could use some editing to tighten it up. I mentioned the History section in another comment and think it should be moved back to Reality, but as a compromise a more general history could be written up in its place. After these changes this article could still have room to grow - it currently weighs in at 8935 bytes and Reality at 38770. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:44, 26 May 2020 (UTC)

::: I'll leave you to it if you feel like moving things around. The article keeps getting longer, and my schedule is too busy at this time to cut it down. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 22:39, 27 May 2020 (UTC)

== Pro tip ==
I think we should add a protip box making it clear that this article is written by armchair psychologists and is not conclusive evidence of Chris having whatever illness. - [[User:Klop|Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:14, 26 May 2020 (UTC)
: '''Done''' - I've included the Protip template at the top of the article - feel free to modify the statement as you see fit. --[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 15:13, 26 May 2020 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and coping

2020-05-26T01:26:58Z

AReasonableMan: /* Article scope */

Chris and manipulation

2020-05-08T14:50:55Z

AReasonableMan: /* Overview */ Wrong agency

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{{quote|For every trolling saga, there was a bunch of stuff happening in the background. [Chris's] reactions on youtube were highly inflated by troll girlfriends whispering shit to him behind the scenes. "Oh Chris, you're not just going to take that, are you? Chris, I need a man who can stand up for himself, not just a little wuss..." It takes quite a bit to whip Chris up into a frenzy. And it's hard to keep it going.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on how trolls manipulated Chris into performing in many of his rage videos.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref>}}

[[File:TheChrisChanShow.png|300px|thumb|Chris's experience with the trolls in a nutshell]]

'''Manipulation''' is a psychological tactic aimed at taking advantage of someone in order for them to perform a specific action. This has been a key technique used by Chris's [[trolls]], his [[enablers]], and his [[mother]].

==Overview==

It isn’t particularly difficult to trick Chris into anything. In fact, doing so proved to be as simple as 1 2 3. All any of his manipulators had to do was follow a simple 3 step procedure to convince him into doing anything they wanted him to:

#'''Bribery''': Give Chris an offer for something he’d really want. Alternatively, feed into Chris’s beliefs.
#'''Instructions''': Provide Chris with over the top steps he can take to take the offer or so that he can roleplay with you.
#'''Betrayal''': Watch him do it, and betray him. Rinse, Dry and Repeat.

As an example, Chris’s history of being manipulated began with him being tricked into crawling into a tight space by childhood friend [[Sarah Hammer]] when she told him that she found Casper the Friendly Ghost there. Sarah simply noticed that Chris had a fascination with cartoon characters being real, and knew this was the perfect opportunity to give Chris the offer of meeting him in person ('''Bribery'''). She then told him that he could see Casper if he would crawl into the hole ('''Instructions'''). Finally, she got to lock him in, and began watching the events that would follow. ('''Betrayal''')

During the [[Saga|Classic Era]], this technique would persist from its usage from many trolls such as [[Blanca Weiss]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Liquid Chris]], and even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|a bunch of trolls posing as Nintendo Staff]]. In the case of Blanca, the trolls behind the pseudonym simply realized that Chris really wanted a significant other to complete his quest to finally get some pussy, so they used Chris' desperate pleas to complete this mission to obtain his medallions ('''Bribery'''). Afterwards, they insisted that Chris give them the medallion if he wanted Blanca for himself. ('''Instructions''') Finally, they destroy the medallion in my ways, from setting it on fire to submerging the broken pieces into a jar of pickles. ('''Betrayal''')

The most illegal and life-changing use of this technique is from Chris's most infamous enablers, the [[Idea Guys]]. After a long string of supernatural beliefs and creepy behaviors being displayed from Chris during his comeback, a troll by the name of Joshua Wise noticed his complete lack of self-awareness, and wanted to see how deep the rabbit hole would go. Wise would then appeal to many of his fantasies by roleplaying as several of his characters ('''Bribery'''). Afterwards, he tasked him to do a number of nonsensical tasks such as having him lick a drawing of Magi-chain's penis on a wall, and having him destroy a Christmas tree, telling him it was Nazi merchandise. ('''Instructions''') The Betrayal part of this would come from the proposed humiliation that Chris would subject himself to. Even after he was doxxed and shut down for a while, he (along with several others.) would use this technique repeatedly until they went as far as extorting large sums of money from him and falsely reporting him to the FBI for being a pedophile, among other things. ('''Betrayal''')

==Behind the scenes of trolling==
{{quote|Trolling is necessary for Chris to be as funny as everyone expects him to be. People don't like to hear this, because they want to believe Chris is a crazy, three ring circus of fun, 24/7. But he's really not. He's got his moments, but he's a phenomenon that needs to be curated if you want to experience the old school trolling days.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-3601927</ref>}}

One of Chris's former trolls, [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]], has often posted on [[Kiwi Farms]] on how trolls manipulated Chris behind the scenes. Hundreds of hours worth of calls between Chris and the trolls took place - much of it never released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-never-ceases-to-amaze-you-about-chris.14928/post-1143244</ref> Information was also omitted on the [[CWCki]], which several trolls were members of, to paint a funnier picture of Chris - a side-effect of which has created a skewed impression of him to fans.

In the background calls, people would plant ideas in Chris's head and goad him into making videos. One such example is [[Twin Falling Towers]], a 2009 video in which Chris invoked the 9/11 tragedy to diss [[Clyde Cash]]. The Man in the Pickle Suit described how the trolls talked to Chris behind the scenes to get him to make the video as:

{{quoteboxgreen|be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him!<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2831215</ref>}}

Other examples include [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers]], a set of videos in which Chris lambasted fan Sonichuizcool (trolls had planted the idea in his head that she was secretly a troll)<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-made-you-most-angry-at-chris.1638/page-4#post-100715</ref>; the [[Cwcsicle]] video in which he jammed his penis in the snow<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if.662/post-281887</ref>; and the [[Liquid Chris]] saga (Chris originally didn't want to react to Liquid but the trolls forced his hand with artificial reasons)<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2787176</ref>

Trolls also exploited their knowledge of Chris's psychology to goad him to get angry in his videos:

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris usually reacts to a specific stimulus, and has a short memory about those sorts of things. Like a goldfish. So in any video where Chris is specifically trying to act like Johnny Bravo, that was almost always in response to a request by us no older than 24 hours. We would hype Chris up about how he's being called a pussy, and how if he doesn't make a video soon, he'll lose the rights to Sonichu.<ref name=hype>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-julay-2016-taint-megathread.22839/post-1777477</ref>}}

The difference in style between videos produced by trolls and videos Chris records on his own initiative supports the point. Troll-produced videos tend to be short and succinct and feature Chris making a fool of himself. Chris recording on his own tends to bore his audience by rambling about his own interests like toys or his fantasy world.

===The Truman Show===
Chris's situation with the trolls has been compared to The Truman Show, a fictional film with a plot about the main character being unaware he is living in a reality TV show. In Chris’s case, he has been manipulated by trolls for the sole purpose of making him into a circus act for people to laugh at.

Similar to how actors would populate Truman's world, undercover trolls posed as Chris's friends for years. They controlled access to Chris - when one sweetheart saga ended, another potential sweetheart would contact Chris, and he would ask his "friends" to vet them. The undercover trolls would confirm to Chris that the sweetheart could be trusted, continuing the cycle of trolling.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-1927508</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2923839</ref>

One such undercover troll is the woman behind [[Emily]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/post-1726713</ref> [[Kim Wilson]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/post-1736906</ref> and several other undisclosed personas. She lives locally to Chris and has met him in real life and gained his trust. Due to the severity of Chris's [[autism]], he has facial blindness leaving him unable to recognize her face whenever she would meet him in town.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/post-1726756</ref> She then exploited this to trick Chris into believing he has multiple gal-pals he can trust - when in reality, all are played by a single undercover troll.

===Boiling frog fable===
In the years post-2011, Chris has become increasingly vulnerable to the concept of '[[wikipedia:creeping normality|creeping normality]]', often represented through the fable of the boiling frog, in which it was thought that by slowly heating a pan of water with a frog inside to a boil, the frog would not recognise it was in danger and leave, instead being cooked in the water, as opposed to immediately putting it in already hot water, in which case it would [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quickly jump out]]. In a manner similar to the boiling frog, Chris is increasingly unable to recognise when he has been the target of manipulation without being told outright by others that said manipulation has taken place. In 2018, when the [[Idea Guys]] manipulated Chris in ways darker than had ever been attempted before, including systematically dismantling [[CWCVille|his imaginary world]] and [[Sonichu (species)|its cast]] [[Rosechu (species)|of characters]], extorting vast sums of money from him and threatening to report him to the FBI on false allegations of [[Pedofork|paedophilia]], Chris was gaslit to the point of completely believing everything the Idea Guys said to him.

While the efforts of the [[Guard Dogs]] minimally restored Chris's self-awareness to the point that he will level angry asides at the Idea Guys for their extortion in his videos, as demonstrated in those during the [[Soft Exile]] saga, Chris still wholeheartedly believes in modifications the Idea Guys made to both the Sonichu canon and real world aspects of Chris's life, to the point that he appears from the outside to be no longer able to discern this 'new normal' from that which came before it, thus being affected by creeping normality.

===Social engineering===
{{quote|Chris believes in crazy tv hacker stereotypes. That's why we always so easily told him we hacked into his phone or his email and blamed all our leaks on that. Our various troll girlfriends got away, scot-free.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/minor-victories-for-chris.2503/post-151544</ref>}}

Trolls exploited Chris's [[naive]] nature to gain access to his accounts in order to leak emails or videos. After they had gained Chris's trust via a girlfriend persona, she would ask him for passwords and then blame any leaks that occurred on hacking. Chris would then change his password while simply handing the e-girlfriend the new one since he still trusted her.

This practice came to a farcical head during the [[Teen Troon Squad]] saga, when the Squad and [[Guard Dogs]] factions engaged in a tug-of-war over Chris. The Squad would log into Chris's accounts and post "information" from [[Magi-Chan]] about the [[Dimensional Merge]], and the Guard Dogs, also having Chris's passwords, countered with their own "information" trying to lead Chris away from thinking about the Merge, the conflict causing confusion in Chris, who wanted to trust both sides.

===Chris in-between the trolling===
{{quote|Without stimuli like the trolls [goading him to get angry], Chris just kind of fell back into his natural state: being a manchild, playing with toys, and wanting his heartsweet to take care of him.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref name=hype></ref>}}

Since his discovery by the internet in [[2007]], there have been instances where activity fell to the point that Chris was temporarily without manipulation from trolls or enablers. Left to his own devices, Chris would drop off the internet and concentrate on the real world instead.

{{quote|We held him online. If someone's not actively compelling Chris to do stupid stuff online, he slides off.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/search/2705605/?q=slides&c[users]=Marvin&o=relevance</ref>}}

[[File:Facebook post 9 June 2012.png|thumb|200px|Chris experiencing anxiety and paranoia nearly a year after the classic troll conspirators released him from his Truman Show experience.]]

An example of this can be seen in Chris's internet activity following his [[father]]'s death. At that point, the classic troll cabal voluntarily relinquished their control over Chris to allow him to grieve. As a direct result, Chris stopped recording wacky videos online (hence the abrupt end of the [[Calling Out]] saga). Overcoming his paranoia after years of troll manipulation, Chris began to socialize in the real world again, such as hanging out at the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and his [[Pokémon League friends]].

== Manipulators at War: Sockness and Co. vs. MKR and Co. ==
During the latter half of 2019, tensions between Chris's [[Enablers]] and manipulators came to a head, especially as [[Jacob Sockness]], one of Chris's principal manipulators at the time, was attempting to close his jaws firmly around Chris's imaginary world and even worm his way into a physical relationship. Sockness and his ilk came under fire from a separate group of enablers headed by MKRNightVee, another enabler vying for Chris's attention. In a vain attempt to gain control over the situation, Sockness and his key allies attempted to manipulate Chris into believing that MKR and her allies were against him, and were enemies of the supposed prophecy Sockness claimed would take place if he were to meet Chris in person. As Sockness attempted to mastermind this plan, he even ended up getting into conflict with Chris-themed YouTubers and observers such as GiBi and Dillin Thomas, attempting to silence their coverage of the growing shitstorm.

Ultimately, it took Chris himself standing in the way of Sockness's efforts to put an end to his plan; With Chris being Chris, he believed that the Enablers were his friends, and torn between who to believe, chose to rebuke Sockness for this attempt to turn his supposed friends against him, in a rare moment of clarity not commonly seen since the arrival of the Idea Guys the year previously. Notably, even though Chris stood between Sockness's manipulation and those he believed to be on his side, he failed to realise that even the Enablers acting out of some misguided sense of duty were manipulators themselves.

==Chris's mother==
[[Barbara]] is often blamed for essentially being Chris’s original [[enabler]], in that she was the one who made him puerile and egocentric in the first place. She is also deemed to be the one responsible for Chris constantly taking orders from random strangers without giving it a second thought. In the past, some of Barb's attempts at controlling Chris were nothing short of manipulation; examples include threatening to lock Chris out of the house and leave him homeless if he dared travel further than a few miles out of town after the [[Ohio Trip]], as well as feigning cardiac arrest to bring Chris into line, terrifying him to the point of calling 911 on several occasions.<ref>Comments from Marvin on Kiwi Farms, gone when the site was taken down.</ref>

Perhaps the most notable incident involving this sort of manipulation took place in 2011; Chris had planned to visit that year's [[MAGfest]] convention, but realised that he didn't have enough of his [[Monthly Tugboat]] left to afford a hotel room, so he instead opted to sleep in his car. After informing his parents of his plans, Barb gaslit him into backpedalling, firstly by claiming he could be at risk from a combination of criminals and cold temperatures, then by again threatening to leave him homeless, and finally by implying that she would [[Chris and Death|commit suicide]] if Chris went to the convention. A distraught Chris cancelled his plans, and received only further guilt tripping (and a small dose of [[Video games|vidya]]) as consolation.

==See Also==

*[[Trolls]]
*[[Enablers]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Trolls}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Trolling]]

Chris and kindness

2020-05-07T18:58:59Z

AReasonableMan: /* How Chris demonstrates kindness */ Sorry for fucking up the capitalization

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|I Knew they were trolls, but they had Good Intentions, and they were genuinely Kind Individuals. I am not listening to your bull shit.| Chris showing that he prefers kindness over reason.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203943388552318977</ref>}}
{{quote|For I am ze kind and compassionate Chrrristine Chandler! | Chris, proclaiming his kindness and [[A New, Fun Trick|his ability to roll his R's]]}}
[[File:Cwcconvnetioncard.jpeg|thumb|200px|"Show me kindness and fun: I smile for you all!"]]

Despite all of his moments of [[Chris and anger|rage]], [[Death threats|death threats]], [[lies]], and... [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|yuck]], Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it. As of recently, he will more often than not be motivated to act '''kind''' towards other people, even towards complete strangers. Due to his [[autism]] and upbringing making it difficult to empathize with others, these attempts are often awkward and occasionally cross the line to disrespect.

== Chris and his morality ==

[[File:Chris' Big Dilema.jpg|thumb|Chris conflicting with his morality and his desires at the same time|200px]]

{{Template:See also|A-Logging#Chris is not Hitler}}

Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris's stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. To a certain extent, he's right, but for all of the wrong reasons.

Despite what one may think about Chris, the reality is that he is relatively harmless and is somewhat capable of distinguishing right and wrong. But that is only scratching the surface, as Chris's selfishness and [[Naïve|naivete]] often turn out to be the main culprits behind him doing immoral actions, rather than true malevolence.

One infamous example of this behavior is when he foolishly drew and uploaded [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] onto Encyclopedia Dramatica as a means to combat all of the pictures of [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s he found on the site, as well as to [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|prove his straightness]], not thinking about how [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] might respond to being depicted in such an undignified manner in a shoddily drawn piece of porn. Megan, who was looking for just about any reason to stop talking to Chris<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post</ref>, was understandably revolted. However, what cements the fact that his naivete was partly responsible is how Chris tried to explain to Megan what happened in the picture itself, thinking that she was inexperienced with [[Chris and sex|sex]], and didn't understand what was going on, rather than the obvious fact that she was depicted in such a demeaning situation, and that Chris obviously wants to pound her.

Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his "friends"]] and [[Trolls|his "enemies".]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels "temporarily" joined the trolls side are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and staff members of media he enjoys.

== Empathy ==

Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others, although Chris's case has much more to do with his upbringing.

== Motivations for doing good ==

===[[Love Quest]] and [[gal pals]]===

[[File:Doopie White Knights Chris.jpg|thumb|200px]]

While socializing with his alleged pals, Chris always takes the time to act as kind as possible to them, to the point where it becomes downright disturbing. Unsurprisingly, Chris has used Social Media as a means of continuing his [[Love Quest]] and finding the [[sweetheart]] he has desired for over a decade. Because of that, most of the people [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Chris attempts to befriend are girls]], with and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|without boyfriends]].

In terms of friendships on social media, whenever he feels he's up the creek without a paddle, Chris will almost always doubt that he is in any way responsible for anybody turning against him because, in his eyes, he is too kind for anyone to simply block him on Twitter or to be hated by the masses, and instead [[Chris and remorse|shifts the blame on the trolls]]. This coupled with the fact that Chris refuses to see the worst out of his friends unless he gets the hint that they denied access to their [[china]] makes it sound even more disturbing.

===Defending others===
As mentioned above with the Doopie saga, Chris has a tendency to believe he is doing good when in reality, he isn't. A common motivation for doing what he believes to be good is so that he can 'defend' someone he thinks is close to him; Chris has demonstrated this numerous times with Troll-created [[Sweethearts]], such as attempting to 'defend' [[Julie]] from [[Clyde Cash]] in voice chat sessions, then [[Ohio Trip|driving all the way to Cleveland]] in his belief that she would be there. Chris has also attempted to shift the focus of [[Weening]] against Doopie to himself in his [[HarassCWCdirectly|Twitter campaign]], when in reality the situation, far less serious than he thought it was, could have been resolved had Chris simply quietened down.

===Avoiding trouble===

In other instances, Chris will only act kind to people to avoid getting into trouble. Whenever he tries to apologize to anyone, it's usually for reasons such as getting his [[PSN]] account back, or in an attempt to get back into places he was banned from.

===Personal benefit===

In general, the reason for Chris's acting kindly towards others is his thinking that doing so is the best way to manipulate them into doing whatever he wants them to. This is possibly due to his misunderstanding of simple etiquette and manners.

== How Chris demonstrates kindness ==

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Chris and remorse|Apologizing]]
|As mentioned above, Chris has a very limited understanding of empathy. On the rare occasions in which Chris admits his misdeeds and apologizes for them, ulterior motives are usually, if not always, present.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation</ref> This is in part to his upbringing<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Borb</ref> and otherwise due to other things such as [[autism]], all of which limit his ability to understand empathy.
|-
|Using pet names
|To refer to a gal-pal in a "kind" nonsexual manner, Chris will often refer to them as either [[Darling|"darling" or "dear"]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo</ref> However, since Chris obviously doesn't understand how creepy it is to refer to a girl he's just met on the internet as a "darling", most girls who talk to Chris online will be set off by Chris's misuse of the word.
|-
|Gift-giving
|Chris has shown several times his belief that kindness can be equated to simply furnishing others with luxuries such as video games, movies, comic books and other such gifts, not realising that charity alone is not the only virtue required to be considered kind. Perhaps the most noticeable instance of this was during his friendship with [[Megan]], in which he carried out a protracted program of gift-giving practically right up to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the moment it all came crashing down.]] The [[Idea Guys]] [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] this aspect of Chris's beliefs on kindness to have him be extorted into providing them with vast sums of money, alongside brand new video games and consoles, as revealed by invoices provided by Chris to the [[Guard Dogs]] during the early stages of [[Guard Dogs#Extortion|Operation Kingsnake]].
|-
|}

== Genuine acts of kindness ==
Chris once participated in raising funds for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], a charity program that works to raise awareness of childhood cancer. Although he did it in memory of his [[Bob Chandler|deceased father]], who actually passed away as a result of heart disease rather than cancer, it was still considered a positive contribution Chris made to society.

He also donated to Red Cross in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in September 2017.

== See also ==

* [[Chris and remorse]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Chris and kindness

2020-05-07T18:56:37Z

AReasonableMan: /* How Chris demonstrates kindness */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|I Knew they were trolls, but they had Good Intentions, and they were genuinely Kind Individuals. I am not listening to your bull shit.| Chris showing that he prefers kindness over reason.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203943388552318977</ref>}}
{{quote|For I am ze kind and compassionate Chrrristine Chandler! | Chris, proclaiming his kindness and [[A New, Fun Trick|his ability to roll his R's]]}}
[[File:Cwcconvnetioncard.jpeg|thumb|200px|"Show me kindness and fun: I smile for you all!"]]

Despite all of his moments of [[Chris and anger|rage]], [[Death threats|death threats]], [[lies]], and... [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|yuck]], Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it. As of recently, he will more often than not be motivated to act '''kind''' towards other people, even towards complete strangers. Due to his [[autism]] and upbringing making it difficult to empathize with others, these attempts are often awkward and occasionally cross the line to disrespect.

== Chris and his morality ==

[[File:Chris' Big Dilema.jpg|thumb|Chris conflicting with his morality and his desires at the same time|200px]]

{{Template:See also|A-Logging#Chris is not Hitler}}

Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris's stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. To a certain extent, he's right, but for all of the wrong reasons.

Despite what one may think about Chris, the reality is that he is relatively harmless and is somewhat capable of distinguishing right and wrong. But that is only scratching the surface, as Chris's selfishness and [[Naïve|naivete]] often turn out to be the main culprits behind him doing immoral actions, rather than true malevolence.

One infamous example of this behavior is when he foolishly drew and uploaded [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] onto Encyclopedia Dramatica as a means to combat all of the pictures of [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s he found on the site, as well as to [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|prove his straightness]], not thinking about how [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] might respond to being depicted in such an undignified manner in a shoddily drawn piece of porn. Megan, who was looking for just about any reason to stop talking to Chris<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post</ref>, was understandably revolted. However, what cements the fact that his naivete was partly responsible is how Chris tried to explain to Megan what happened in the picture itself, thinking that she was inexperienced with [[Chris and sex|sex]], and didn't understand what was going on, rather than the obvious fact that she was depicted in such a demeaning situation, and that Chris obviously wants to pound her.

Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his "friends"]] and [[Trolls|his "enemies".]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels "temporarily" joined the trolls side are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and staff members of media he enjoys.

== Empathy ==

Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others, although Chris's case has much more to do with his upbringing.

== Motivations for doing good ==

===[[Love Quest]] and [[gal pals]]===

[[File:Doopie White Knights Chris.jpg|thumb|200px]]

While socializing with his alleged pals, Chris always takes the time to act as kind as possible to them, to the point where it becomes downright disturbing. Unsurprisingly, Chris has used Social Media as a means of continuing his [[Love Quest]] and finding the [[sweetheart]] he has desired for over a decade. Because of that, most of the people [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Chris attempts to befriend are girls]], with and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|without boyfriends]].

In terms of friendships on social media, whenever he feels he's up the creek without a paddle, Chris will almost always doubt that he is in any way responsible for anybody turning against him because, in his eyes, he is too kind for anyone to simply block him on Twitter or to be hated by the masses, and instead [[Chris and remorse|shifts the blame on the trolls]]. This coupled with the fact that Chris refuses to see the worst out of his friends unless he gets the hint that they denied access to their [[china]] makes it sound even more disturbing.

===Defending others===
As mentioned above with the Doopie saga, Chris has a tendency to believe he is doing good when in reality, he isn't. A common motivation for doing what he believes to be good is so that he can 'defend' someone he thinks is close to him; Chris has demonstrated this numerous times with Troll-created [[Sweethearts]], such as attempting to 'defend' [[Julie]] from [[Clyde Cash]] in voice chat sessions, then [[Ohio Trip|driving all the way to Cleveland]] in his belief that she would be there. Chris has also attempted to shift the focus of [[Weening]] against Doopie to himself in his [[HarassCWCdirectly|Twitter campaign]], when in reality the situation, far less serious than he thought it was, could have been resolved had Chris simply quietened down.

===Avoiding trouble===

In other instances, Chris will only act kind to people to avoid getting into trouble. Whenever he tries to apologize to anyone, it's usually for reasons such as getting his [[PSN]] account back, or in an attempt to get back into places he was banned from.

===Personal benefit===

In general, the reason for Chris's acting kindly towards others is his thinking that doing so is the best way to manipulate them into doing whatever he wants them to. This is possibly due to his misunderstanding of simple etiquette and manners.

== How Chris demonstrates kindness ==

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Chris and remorse|Apologizing]]
|As mentioned above, Chris has a very limited understanding of empathy. On the rare occasions in which Chris admits his misdeeds and apologizes for them, ulterior motives are usually, if not always, present.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation</ref> This is in part to his upbringing<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Borb</ref> and otherwise due to other things such as [[autism]], all of which limit his ability to understand empathy.
|-
|Using pet names
|To refer to a gal-pal in a "kind" nonsexual manner, Chris will often refer to them as either [[Darling|"darling" or "dear"]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo</ref> However, since Chris obviously doesn't understand how creepy it is to refer to a girl he's just met on the internet as a "darling", most girls who talk to Chris online will be set off by Chris's misuse of the word.
|-
|Gift-giving
|Chris has shown several times his belief that kindness can be equated to simply furnishing others with luxuries such as video games, movies, comic books and other such gifts, not realising that charity alone is not the only virtue required to be considered kind. Perhaps the most noticeable instance of this was during his friendship with [[Megan]], in which he carried out a protracted program of gift-giving practically right up to [[SheCameForCWC.JPG|the moment it all came crashing down.]] The [[Idea Guys]] [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] this aspect of Chris's beliefs on kindness to have him be extorted into providing them with vast sums of money, alongside brand new video games and consoles, as revealed by invoices provided by Chris to the [[Guard Dogs]] during the early stages of [[Guard Dogs#Extortion|Operation Kingsnake]].
|-
|}

== Genuine acts of kindness ==
Chris once participated in raising funds for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], a charity program that works to raise awareness of childhood cancer. Although he did it in memory of his [[Bob Chandler|deceased father]], who actually passed away as a result of heart disease rather than cancer, it was still considered a positive contribution Chris made to society.

He also donated to Red Cross in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in September 2017.

== See also ==

* [[Chris and remorse]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

CWCville Shopping

2020-05-07T15:53:32Z

AReasonableMan: /* Comics */ Added links

:''This article is about Chris's online shop. For its predecessor, see [[Etsy]]. For the fictional shopping mall, see [[CWCville Shopping Center]]''
[[File:CWCville Shopping Logo.png|center|500px]]
{{quote|I have [[Chris and work|worked]] super hard on this.|[[Chris]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1198132228104085504</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1198132229693755392</ref>}}

[[File:Cwc2019site1.jpg|thumb|500px|Chris is at it again with overpriced merchandise!]]
'''CWCville Shopping''' is a website created by Chris on 23 [[November 2019]] to sell his custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] [[TCG|cards]] and, on 17 [[December 2019]], his [[Sonichu (comic)|official Sonichu comics]] and two [[Rosechu's Story|fan]] [[Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic|comics]]. The site, [[CWC's Pokésite 1|much]] [[CWC's Pokésite 2|like]] [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|his]] [[CWC's Cool Profile|others]], is extremely bare-bones and poorly designed. The home page features a backdrop of the first eight Sonichu comics yet the only products available at launch were the card packs. They are all quite expensive; Chris cites the cost of printing for this.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1198132228104085504</ref> Chris uses a website called [https://www.makeplayingcards.com/ Make Playing Cards.com] or MPC for his print on demand, similar to his use of [[lulu]] when selling his comics on [[Etsy]].<ref>https://youtu.be/qaMATKz3eQg?t=313</ref><ref>https://www.makeplayingcards.com/sell/marketplace/chris-chan-sonichu-expansion.html</ref> Chris's website is created with Weebly.

==Special Offer==
On 25 [[November 2019 social media posts|November 2019]], perhaps unsatisfied by the slow to nonexistent sales, Chris announced on Twitter a "[[Slow-in-the-minds|special]] offer".

{{quotebox|*SPECIAL OFFER* First-Time orders on the Presale get the set of 18 Promo Cards. All Orders, minimum $100, will get a Bonus 15-Card Expansion Pack (randomly selected from the queue).

And if you order one of each in one go, I’ll include a lovely ridged Box to store the deck and all of the packs in, as that bonus.

The prices may be high, but we’re talking [[Chris and art|High-Quality material]], and I can offer Bonuses. I’m still learning from the experience.

Order Now to get your cards Before [[Christmas]]. And, please, checkout with your PayPal account for faster processing times. Thank you all! 😃⚡️💙⚡️}}

==List of Stocks==

===Card Packs===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Image
!Name
!Description
!Release
!Price

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|[[File:TSSSFpack13.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFpack14.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFpack15.jpeg|center|200px]]
|TSSSF Sonichu Deck
|Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder returns with many a powerful Lightning Bolt and Psychic Power.

Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (Chris Chan Sonichu) is the (in)famous author/creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and the Nation of Cwcville, VA. Magi-Chan Sonichu is the guardian over the Sonichu and Rosechu species of Pokemon, as well as the Guardian Angel, Mentor and Devoted Husband to Chris Chan Sonichu. Both Chris Chan and Magi-Chan are prolific and powerful, and they also enjoy the finer and simple things in life. Among which, they dabble in Fanfics and Shipping, and inserting themselves where needed. Shipping themselves to make more allies and friends.

But, in this situation, they ship each other, their friends, and their families together, regardless of relation, orientation, species, or harmonious or clashing fur, hair, mane and coat colour combinations.

In order to help them fulfill their efforts and goals in bringing everyone together against the forces that want to harm us, you can help us write perfect and crazy fanfics. You take turns expanding the shipping, joining Sonichus, Rosechus, Humans, Ponies, and what else with Ship cards.

If you are the first to make one of our narrative Goals a reality, you earn the points for that Goal! Of, you also earn the shame and glory (depending on how you look at it) for enabling the penchant for shipping us and our friends and family, but nobody is perfect.

This Deck can be played with or against the original Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder (TSSSF) Core Deck and past-printed Expansion Packs and Promo cards.

This Deck includes a combination of Four Start Cards, and the Goal, Ship and Pony Decks to make this a game many people can play together; contains 172 cards of the finest Lightning and Psychic Power.

(more news here https://www.childrenofkefentse.com/news/3 )
|23 November 2019
|$67.00

|-
|[[File:TSSSFpack11.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFpack12.jpeg|center|200px]]
|TSSSF ArizonaSlime Expansion Pack
|Putting an end to the Endless War with SlimeCo.

The show so far: Nightstar Sonichu got ahold of a sample of the Smooze and accidentally got some in her green eye; she then saw into Dimension C-197's Arizona where the worst kind of warfare was going on. Recognizing Phantom Horn and Strawberry Milk as Trolls with Good Hearts, she sends them both to look into the situation. PhH. and S.M. wandered the streets, as they were forced to go into mining slime that was a result of the company of SlimeCo in the city of New Los Angeles City, a.k.a. New Milwaukee, Arizona. After suffering from the violence, hatred and the worst possible kinds of Trolling, having learning their lessons from the experience, they pray for a solution to these set of problems. I show up, personally, to set these ending wheels into motion. -Chris Chan Sonichu.

Mini-comic strip, "Slime and Punishment", chronicling the events prior to this point was written and drawn by Ben Saint.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing with this Expansion Pack.

This pack includes 15 cards.
|23 November 2019
|$26.00 With Custom Tuck Box $15.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap

|-
|[[File:TSSSFpack9.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFpack10.jpeg|center|200px]]
|Sonichu/Rosechu OCs Expansion Pack
|With the help of the other Sonichus and Rosechus, we expand our social circles and defensive forces. We also have a lovely party together.

Sonichu, Rosey, and the other found Specials, are not alone in the worlds, as there are many other Sonichus and Rosechus who have their own lives and their own stories to share in our worlds and Dimensions, as well as help us and work with each other. It does astound and please us to have them all with us, together, to be friends, allies, and warriors alike.

The number of these Sonichu and Rosechu OCs that have been made and discovered by their respective Creators, Artists and Authors shows how much love, kindkess and support Sonichu, Rosey, everyone else and I are humbled by and appreciate. The ones featured in this pack are but a small fraction of the vast number. This compilation is one way to show my appreciation to eveyone.

Thank You All.
<3 Chris Chan Sonichu.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 40 cards.
|23 November 2019
|$36.00 With Custom Tuck Box $21.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap

|-
|[[File:TSSSFpack7.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFpack8.jpeg|center|200px]]
|TSSSF IdeaGuy Corruptions Expansion Pack
|Massive and Chaotic Turmoils were what IdeaGuy had in mind, but the tables ended up being turned.

Late Octover of 2017 started a life-changing sequence of fated events for me, Chris Chan, and everyone in Dimension C-197, that also crossed into this very Dimension 1218, thanks to this Dimension's IdeaGuy, and his OC self-counterpart in C-197, Johnson Wiles. There were so many Awful things the two of themtogether had wrought up til April, 2018, when the chaos and havoc were finally cleaned up and undone. I have had to develop and learn from Everything that has happened. And in the end of it all, I ended up becoming fully awakened as a Goddess: the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles.

And now the the few alternate Sonichus and Rosechus, and some of the events, come into play into the Secret Shipfic Folder. Time to stomp out and undo a bunch of seriously awful events.

This Expansion Pack is a companion to the events Chronicled in ("Sonichu" #13): "The Awakening of a CPU, a.k.a. The IdeaGuy Corruptions".

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. Contains 15 cards.
|23 November 2019
|$26.00 With Custom Tuck Box $15.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap

|-
|[[File:TSSSFpack5.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFpack6.jpeg|center|200px]]
|TSSSF Sonichu/Rosechu Super/Mega Forms Expansion Pack
|When just being yourself is not enough for the battles against your foes on the Shipping Grid to save the innocent beings from being abused isn't enough, it is about time to Mega Evolve for Battle!

Witness the Awesome Power of the Sonichus and Rosechus with either their Mega Stones, or the seven Chaos Emeralds, with the rarest Powers able on the grid. Time to take down a bunch of bad guys and save everyone from the infamous type of shipping there ever is, with the Seriously Evil Kind.

Note: there is a set of new rules for the use of these specific type of cards; please, consult the additional Rule Card, enclosed with the others in this pack, and add it to the other Rule Cards in the Deck. Zap It Up!

TSSSF Sonichu Deck is required for playing the game with all of the cards in this pack. This pack contains 19 cards
|23 November 2019
|$30.00 With Custom Tuck Box $19.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap

|-
|[[File:TSSSFpack3.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFpack4.jpeg|center|200px]]
|TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion Pack
|Into the fray of Fan Fictions and Shipping Fodder enters our one-and-only Special Half-Unicorn/Half-Sonichu, Nightstar, and her friends and family from Equestria.

The author of the "Sonichu" books in Equestria, Nightstar is a very unique unicorn who not only has powerful magics, but heavy psychic powers, electric abilities, and mach-speed running. She is not only friends with Princess Twilight and the rest of the Mand 6, but also the background ponies, and all of the OCs. She is even friends with THE Mary Sue and Gary Stu. And now, they're all heare in this crazy game of Shipping. Let's all work together to help each other in our many various ships.

This pack also includes a few #horsefamous OCs from the Brony Community, and the presently fully updated versions of the Mane 6, as they ARE and should be chronicled, peoperly, as not fan-fiction; literally Canon.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 45 cards.
|23 November 2019
|$36.00 With Custom Tuck Box $21.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap

|-
|[[File:TSSSFpack1.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFpack2.jpeg|center|200px]]
|TSSSF Sonichu & Rosechu Expansion Pack
|Now there is more Zap to add to the TSSSF Sonichu and/or Core Deck with more Sonichus and Rosechus, including a few more cards of the Primes.

Sonichu and Rosey have an ever-expanding family of friends and allies with the more Special and Regular Sonichus and Rosechus coming out of the other areas and even Dimensions. With more at the fray, it's time to Zap It Up even more on the Shipping Grid.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This Pack contains 54 Cards
|23 November 2019
|$41.00 With Custom Tuck Box $25.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap
|-
|[[File:TSSSFPack16.jpg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFPack17.jpg ‎|center|200px]]
|TSSSF Chris Chan Sonichu Expansion Pack
|I am a Special Half-Human, Half-Sonichu, and I am the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and I have established friendships and allyships with the other deities. One might complain that I am over-powered, and they'd be right. But we have over-powered villains as well, and I can't take them down alone.

And now, you wield a huge sample of my psychic powers and abilities in your hands in this play on the Shipping Grid. How will my power be served to better help Everyone? This aspect is up to you, and I shall do my best. Zap It Up!

TSSSF Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 40 cards.
|24 November 2019
|$36.00 With Custom Tuck Box $22.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap
|-
|[[File:TSSSFPack18.jpg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFPack19.jpg ‎|center|200px]]
|TSSSF [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] Expansion Packk
|Autobots, Transform and Roll Out! We have to join the battles on the Shipping Grid to keep all of the innocent individuals from being decimated by the Decepticons!

Now, you have the chance to play with a few of the bots of Cybertron in this Expansion Pack featuring Son-Chu, the other local Autobots of Cwcville, and the Decepticlones of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.

Transform the Shipping Grid Today with this pack.

TSSSS [sic] Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 21 cards.
|28 November 2019
|$29.00 With Custom Tuck Box $19.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap
|-
|[[File:Cwcconvnetioncard.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:4thwallcwccard.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:MediatingMagi-ChanSonichuCard.jpg|center|200px]][[File:MeditatingSylvanaRosechu.jpg|center|200px]][[File:Cryzelcard.jpg|center|200px]][[File:Onlyoncard.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:PsychlightStartCard.jpg|center|200px]]
|Sonichu TSSSF Promo Cards 1-18
|Can't Wait to get these cards? Don't have enough to make the first order to get a set for free? Well, here is the alternative to getting this lovely set of 18 cards.
|4 December 2019
|$15.00
|-
|[[File:TSSSFPack20.jpg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFPack21.jpeg ‎|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFPack22.jpeg ‎|center|200px]]
|TSSSF Sonichu Villains Expansion Pack
|Villains and Trolls Unite! The time has risen for our retribution against Christian Weston Chandler!

Flash back to 2008 with the Sonichu Villains Expansion Pack, featuring some of the iconic villains from the Sonichu comics (and Chris Chan's life, for real) back to ruin your love quest! Maybe this time, you can find common ground, agree to disagree. Who says all villain bretheren have cold hearts?

This set is based on past, outdated interpretations and should be enjoyed at that. A Homage to the Classic Chris Chan (and Christine Chan) Sonichu.

This pack was a compilation assembled by "The Sergeant At Arms"; check out his channel on YouTube, and I, Chris Chan Sonichu, personally approve and endorse. This Expansion Pack contains 45 cards.
|4 December 2019
|$36.00 With Custom Tuck Box $21.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap
|-
|
|TSSSF Sonichu Box Bundle
|Want the whole lot of the cards at a lower price? Look no further than this Bundle Deal.

This includes the TSSSF Sonichu/Rosechu Box, the TSSSF Sonichu Deck, the Arizona Slime Expansion Pack, the Sonichu & Rosechu OCs Expansion Pack, the Idea Guy Corruptions Expansion Pack, the Sonichu & Rosechu Expansion Pack, the Chris Chan Sonichu Expansion Pack, the Nightstar & Friends Expansion Pack, the Super/Mega Forms Expansion Pack, the Nightvee & the Warriors For Andromeda Expansion Pack, and the presently available set of Promo Cards.

Shipping is included in the price.
|16 December 2019
|$330.00 With Custom Boxes $220.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap (540-card box still included)
|-
|[[File:TSSSFPack23.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFPack24.jpeg ‎|center|200px]]
|TSSSF Hangin' With Magi-Chan Expansion Pack
|Need some Extra Ship and Goal cards? Add these situations to your TSSSF Deck, featuring some lovely artwork from an artist personally approved by Magi-Chan Sonichu, and I. This will bolster the pink and blue decks a bit more.

TSSSF Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. Contains 23 Cards.

Card Sleeves Not Included.
|16 December 2019
|$29.00 With Custom Tuck Box $19.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap
|-
|[[File:TSSSFPack25.jpeg|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFPack26.jpeg ‎|center|200px]]
|Nightvee & the Warriors For Andromeda Expansion Pack
|Nightvee helps in prepping the Goddesses for an adventure in another galaxy in this Dimension.

With the help of Maker, Nightvee gathers Chris Chan Sonichu and the other CPUs of Dimension 1218 to not only help in the Dimension Merge's completion, but to set them out to take down a really great threat all the way from the Andromeda Galaxy.

With the shipping grid to visually aid you, you, too, can help guide the deities towards abolishing slavery and taking down a war-mongering monster.

TSSSF Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 46 cards.
|16 December 2019
|$35.00 With Custom Tuck Box $22.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap
|-
|-
|[[File:TSSSF Righteous Rising.jpeg ‎|center|200px]][[File:TSSSFPack28.jpeg ‎|center|200px]]
|Righteous Rising Expansion Pack
|Henshin a Go-Go when R. Righteous and his crew ally with the CPUs and She-Ra!

In what one would consider a crazy twist, the CPUs receive new allies from one in their fandom with power Kamen allies and abilities. Now with these heroes and their tech, you can help bring balance on the Shipping Grid.

TSSSS [sic] Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 32 cards. Card Sleeves are not included.
|20 March 2020
|$29.00 With Custom Tuck Box $19.00 Wrapped in Shrink Wrap
|-
|}

===Comics===

{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Image
!Name
!Description
!Release
!Price
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Book #0]]
|The original first book that introduces Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville. 48 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $120.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 1|Sonichu Book #1]]
|Sonichu encounters a clone that was made of his DNA from his encounter with Naitsirhc. 50 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $120.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu Book #2]]
|Christian Chandler of Cwcville, an old friend, and her ex-boyfriend, end up finding out they're half-Sonichu. 48 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $120.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 3|Sonichu Book #3]]
|The fateful meeting and getting together of the fab five, out of the many Special Sonichus and Rosechus, who make up the Chaotic Combo. 48 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $120.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 4|Sonichu Book #4]]
|The small collection of stories of events that happened between I, as well as my self-counterpart, in our early days from 2003 of trying to find a Sweetheart and failing. 96 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$14.00 Singular $170.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 5|Sonichu Book #5]]
|Slaweel Ryam and Count Graduon make an attack on Cwcville in opposition of Love; Sonichu, Chris Chan, and the others take to the defensive. 56 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $120.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu Book #6]]
|Part Two of the attack on Cwcville by Slaweel and Graduon, as well as the start of the hunt for the powerful Crystal S-Chu Balls, made from the energy of the Chaos Emeralds from the Chaotic Rainbow. Naitsirhc made an attempt at one of the crystal balls. 52 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $170.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu Book #7]]
|Magi-Chan, Sonichu, and Christian go back in time to retrieve one of the crystal S-Chu Balls, and Chris gets lost in time. 52 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $170.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu Book #8]]
|Sonichu and Rosey learn of the Online Haters' content against them and go to request removal of questionable content. Sylvana Rosechu enters the fray by order of Graduon. Sonichu and Rosey take on the group of Haters whose content against them were very wrong and offensive. 80 - 116 Pages
|17 December 2019
|$14.00 Regular Sonichu #8 $170.00 Regular #8 Bulk Deal (X20) $16.00 TV-MA Extended Sonichu #8 (NSFW) $200.00 Extended #8 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu Book #9]]
|Wild Sonichu finds his Sweetheart in a Dating Education Class, and Slaweel Ryam and Graduon make a greater strike upon Cwcville. 106 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$14.00 Singular $170.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu Book #10]]
|After returning from the future, Christian makes preventive measures and counter-attacks against the Hater Trolls and Slaweel Ryam. 100 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$14.00 Singular $170.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 11|Sonichu Book #11]]
|Sonichu, Rosey and their family celebrate Christmas, and Sonichu and Sonic take time to catch up on events. 104 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$14.00 Singular $170.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 12|Sonichu Book #12]]
|Roberta Sonichu comes out as Trans and becomes woman; Cwcville has its first annual Pride Festival. 124 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$15.00 Singular $200.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Sonichu 12-9|Sonichu Book 12-9]]: Featuring Nightstar Sonichu
|Introducing, all the way from Equestria, the Half-Unicorn/Half-Sonichu, Nightstar; complete with psychic powers and dimension-traversing abilities; there is a reason why this one is my Equestrian counterpart who writes "Sonichu" books in and for Equestria. 60 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $120.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|Awakening of a CPU (AKA IdeaGuy Corruptions) - [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu Book #13]]
|This is the true story of how I ended up being awakened to my own magic and psychic powers, as well as my electric powers and my Sonichu Form, and in the end, bestowed the responsibility and powers, personally from the original Console Patron Unit (Goddess) of the Commodore Computer Consoles. And in all of it, our sister dimension being warped by the vile IdeaGuy. 80 Pages
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $120.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|Chris Chan the Prequel by Bryan Shickley
|An endorsed Fan-Fic that I, Chris Chan Sonichu, personally approved of. An alternative perspective of me and my life from a fan, this "Prequel" is indeed a heart-felt and kind service to me, and I am happy to endorse it. Note: it is not fully accurate with actual events pertaining to me personally. 60 Pages.
|17 December 2019
|$11.00 Singular $120.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|[[Rosechu's Story]] by Trickie
|An approved Fan-Fic personally approved by me, Chris Chan Sonichu. A most lovely and accurate take on the further detailed events that have happened between Sonichu and Rosey after the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003.

The dialogue and events between the two match, but there is a difference in her book's timeline and mine: instead of being born individually from the Chaotic Rainbow, Naitsirhc, Crystal and Liquid Chris, all were divided from Chris Chan.
|17 December 2019
|$14.00 Singular $170.00 Bulk Deal (X20)
|-
|
|Present Sonichu Book Bundle #0 - 13, C.C.Prequel, and Rosechu's Story
|This bundle included all of the books completed up to this point from book Zero to Awakening of a CPU, and fanfics Chris Chan Prequel and Rosechu's Story are included.
|17 December 2019
|$125.00 Regular Bundle $130.00 Bundle with #8 Extended Version
|-
|}

===Other===

{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Image
!Name
!Description
!Release
!Price
|-
|[[File:Cardbox.jpeg|center|200px]]
|Sonichu TSSSF Rigid Box
|Don't have enough to get all of the cards, or do you simply want a lovely custom box to store your game cards in? Look no further than this one that can hold up to 504 cards.
|4 December 2019
|$36.00
|-
|
|Express Shipping
|Add Express Shipping to get the order to you more quickly by about a few days to over a week.
|16 December 2019
|$25.00
|-
|
|Chris Chan's Infamous Bag
|Even more one-of-a-kind than Limited Edition, this bag has been the go-to purse and bag for Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu for well over half a decade from as early as 2013. This bag was seen and carried every time she went out for her errands and trips. Replaced since, now, this bag also sports a custom, duct tape crafted pocket for storing a phone or what have you that is flat behind the flap (which is personally autographed). The bag has two zipper compartments, shoulder strap with buckles and detachable pocket for small items; all remaining in good condition. The issue now is the zipper along the side of the bag, still functional for a while longer, needs to be replaced. It comes complete with personal Certificate of Authenticity, for rather you'd like to use the bag for yourself, or keep it as a rare collectable. Shipping is included in the price.
|
|$30.00 (Sold out)
|-
|}

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/ The site itself]

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[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Talk:CWCville Shopping

2020-05-05T08:57:34Z

AReasonableMan: /* Rename suggestion */

==Rename suggestion==
I suggest for this article to be renamed to "CWCville Shopping" to match up with the other articles about Chris's former websites, which don't utilize their URL in their names. [[User:The amazing owen|The amazing owen]] ([[User talk:The amazing owen|talk]]) 23:10, 4 May 2020 (UTC)

* There is another article called [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. Would the existence of a similarly-named article about a real thing constitute evidence of the Merge? [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 08:57, 5 May 2020 (UTC)

PlayStation 4

2020-04-28T01:26:22Z

AReasonableMan:

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The '''PlayStation 4''' is a [[video game]] console created by [[Sony]], originally released in North America on 15 [[November 2013]]. It is the best selling console of [[Wikipedia:History of video game consoles (eighth generation)|the eighth generation of gaming]], alongside the [[HEXbox|HEXbox One]] (with the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] trailing behind in sales but never falling off the market share). At least 109.05 million consoles have been sold by [[April 2020]].<ref>https://www.vgchartz.com/analysis/platform_totals/</ref>

Despite his fanaticism for [[PlayStation 3|the system's predecessor]] (and his [[Chris and money|tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it]]), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his [[Chris and health|family's health problems]] (compounded by his [[28 October 2011|run-in with the law]]) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets]]. He did however show contempt for its competition - [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee]] - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in ''[[South Park]]'', among other places).

This would change in [[February 2016]], around [[Chris's birthday|his 34th birthday]]. He also purchased a Wii U some time later.

==The birthday saga==
===The outset===
On the first of the month, Chris [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY|asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook]] alongside a slew of specifications - notably, he [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Not Dizzy Enough To Beg For PS4!|would later specify]] a white ''Destiny'' bundle. Whomsoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be "reimbursed" with a $500 voucher for Chris's [[Etsy]] shop - Chris naturally believing that his comics, [[medallions]], and [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are worth hundreds of dollars. In fact, a $500 voucher would probably allow the donator to buy everything in the shop and still have around $50 in now-useless funds to spare. Having already given extremely specific demands for this "gift", Chris would [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#A Beg Big Note|further elaborate]] that buying him ''anything less'' than the ''Destiny'' bundle ''and'' camera would reduce the value on the voucher.

===Sorry, but really though give me a PS4===
The twelfth would see Chris upload [[Apologies for offending people|a video]] that opens with a customarily insincere apology - though he openly states he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended - then ''reiterates his demands'' at the end of the video.

===Things go sour===
Incredibly, February 24th came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, [[weens]] sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload [[Update: 2/25/16|another video]] complaining about this. Bizarrely, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he became somewhat depressed when they didn't.

==Chris finally gets one==
[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|Chris using PS4 applications - the first bit of evidence that he had purchased one.]]

However, despite all his whining, it transpired on 5 [[March 2016]] that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4. It was widely held that Chris had just bought it for himself, but Chris credited a "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" as the ludicrously magnanimous donor. Closer examination of his Facebook page and of the order details showed that, of course, Chris had just bought it himself.. The name of the fictional donor could be derived from Kagney Lynn Karter and Kevin Moore, who have appeared in [[Sex toys|porn films]] together.

==Epilogue==
Having spent hundreds of dollars on a toy, Chris began to beg incessantly for donations he did nothing to earn shortly after in [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|many videos]].

==PS4 games Chris owns==
<center> {{PSNTracker}}</center>

'''Note:''' This table only covers games Chris has earned at least one trophy in. Another table is shown below covering games that are at 0% and he has evidently not touched. A full list can be seen on his PSN profile, [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
||''[[LEGO]] [[Wikipedia:Lego Dimensions|DIMENSIONS]]''
|78
|100%
|A "[[toys]]-to-life" game (ala ''Skylanders'' or [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]) that is rather infamous for [[Chris and money|being much more expensive]] than its competitors.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange|Life is Strange]]''
|61
|100%
|
|-
|''My Name is Mayo''
|51
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank (2016 video game)|Ratchet & Clank]]''
|47
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange: Before the Storm|Life is Strange: Before the Storm]]''
|35
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Order: 1886|The Order: 1886]]''
|22
|100%
|
|-
|''Level 22''
|21
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic]] [[Wikipedia:Sonic Mania|Mania]]''
|18
|100%
|
|-
|''Letter Quest Remastered''
|12
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Three Fourths Home|Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition]]''
|7
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back]]''
|22
|87%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic Forces]]
|45
|80%
|Chris purchased three copies of this game, each for different consoles.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot (video game)|Crash Bandicoot]]''
|21
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''
|17
|80%
|
|-
|''Back to Bed''
|13
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gone Home|Gone Home]]''
|9
|71%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back|Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]''
|10
|68%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bendy and the Ink Machine|Bendy and the Ink Machine]]''
|16
|52%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Roundabout (video game)|Roundabout]]''
|4
|20%
|
|-
|''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] Remastered''
|19
|51%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Don't Die, Mr. Robot!|Don't Die, Mr. Robot!]]''
|7
|38%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]: PlayStation 4 Edition''
|38
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]] Remastered''
|25
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams|Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams]] - Director's Cut''
|6
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lego Worlds|LEGO Worlds]]''
|26
|29%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot: Warped|Crash Bandicoot: Warped]]''
|10
|23%
|
|-
|''[[Little Big Planet]] [[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet 3|3]]''
|10
|21%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune]] Remastered''
|15
|20%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper 2|PaRappa the Rapper 2]]''
|4
|19%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bit.Trip#The_Bit.Trip|THE BIT.TRIP]]''
|9
|18%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Freedom Planet|Freedom Planet]]''
|3
|15%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
|3
|14%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft: Story Mode|Minecraft: Story Mode]]''
|7
|13%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Disney Afternoon Collection|The Disney Afternoon Collection]]''
|2
|10%
|
|-
|''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''
|7
|10%
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: SuperChargers|Skylanders SuperChargers]]''
|5
|9%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:DC Universe Online|DC Universe Online]]''
|5
|8%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Destiny (video game)|Destiny]]''
|6
|7%
|Star of [[CWC's Destiny start|a "Let's Play"]] (that was [[Brutal Legend|completely silent]], thanks to Chris's cluelessness).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sword Art Online: Lost Song|Sword Art Online: Lost Song]]
|4
|6%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Playroom (2013 video game)|THE PLAYROOM]]''
|2
|6%
|A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man [[Chris and sex|stripped and groped his drunk wife]] live.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Shovel Knight|Shovel Knight]]''
|4
|5%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris Ultimate|Tetris Ultimate]]''
|1
|4%
|
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:ZombiU|ZOMBI]]''
|3
|4%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders Trap Team]]''
|2
|3%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online|Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online]]''
|2
|2%
|-
|''[[God of War]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]] [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Live|Live]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mother Russia Bleeds|Mother Russia Bleeds]]
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Swap Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mighty No. 9|Mighty No. 9]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Devastation|Devastation]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Payday2|PAYDAY 2: Crimewave Edition]]''
|1
|1%
|Bought and played under the influences of [[Idea Guys]].
|-
|}

===Games at 0%===
Chris has 29 games which have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Release Date
|-
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|''[[Wikipedia:Hitman Go|Hitman GO]]: Definitive Edition''
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|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception|Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception]] Remastered''
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|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Soldiers: War Chest|Toy Soldiers War Chest]]''
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|''The Treasures of Montezuma 4''
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|''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Shooter|PixelJunk Shooter]] Ultimate''
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|''[[Wikipedia:The Swapper|The Swapper]]''
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|''[[Wikipedia:Killzone Shadow Fall|Killzone Shadow Fall]]''
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Unholy Quintet

2020-04-28T00:43:34Z

AReasonableMan: Cleaned up lead section's grammar and removed a sentence that was confusing (to me). Feel free to fix my cleanup.

{{Protip| As tempting as it may be, it is best not to assign labels to certain people that contact Chris until they have been proven to have fulfilled at least one of the criteria listed.}}

[[File:COWABUNGA!!!!.png|thumb|Failures in a half shell!]]

'''The Unholy Tetrad''' is a term used by Christorians to refer to the four types of people that attempt to contact Chris, but end up receiving backlash and/or mockery from others as a result. These include:

#[[White Knights]], those who try to protect Chris for misguided purposes.
#[[A-Logging|A-Logs]], those who feel Chris should suffer greatly from whatever comes to him.
#[[Enablers]], those who feed into Chris's self-destructive habits.
#[[Weens]], those who try and fail to annoy Chris.

== White Knights ==

{{Main|White Knights}}

'''White Knights''' are people who feel sorry for Chris, and feel that they need to help him overcome his demons. Out of all of the groups in the Unholy Tetrad, White Knights are by far the most benevolent, but many are [[naive]] to the fact that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.

There is nothing wrong with feeling sorry for Chris, but without a combination of [[wikipedia:tough love|''really'' tough love]] and proper resources, White Knights can unknowingly be as dangerous to Chris as the other three (sometimes worse), especially if they [[#Enablers|play along]] with Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his characters [[Imaginary friends|are real]], or donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away on [[List of conventions attended by Chris|conventions]], toys and video games, instead of allaying [[Financhu Crisis#Future|growing fears]] of the so-called "Homeless Saga".

The level of devotion by White Knights vary greatly: the most moderate either back down or ask for a second opinion before making a fool of themselves, but the most fanatical may defend Chris even when it is clear as day that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].

=== Criteria ===

# A person fervently defends Chris, even after it is obvious that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].
# A person believes that Chris's poor decisions can be overlooked, because of his [[Autism|disability]] (spoiler: it's not always the case).<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50692100 Tate Modern balcony push: Teen admits attempted murder]'' (London: BBC News, 6 December 2019). Accessed 12 February 2020.</ref>

== A-Logs ==

{{Main|A-logging}}

'''A-Logs''' (or '''A-Loggers''') are people who express disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him. The term comes from Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, who would constantly boast about his superiority over Chris (and other people), and attempt to frame Chris as evil (and not [[naive]] in reality).

A-Logs often sit in the opposite extreme of [[#White Knights|White Knights]]: while White Knights try (and fail) to defend and help Chris, A-Logs try (and fail) to compare Chris to actual tyrants like [[wikipedia:Théoneste Bagosora|Théoneste Bagosora]] and [[wikipedia:Nicolae Ceaușescu|Nicolae Ceaușescu]]: one does not have to mention another certain tyrant to understand how A-Logging against Chris makes no sense.

Some [[#Weens|weens]] and malicious [[#Weens|enablers]] may adapt one or more tactics from A-Logs as part of their attempt to ruin Chris's life: examples include flooding listings of locations that Chris go to with negative reviews about him, or pure [[Idea Guys#Extortion|extortion]] in an attempt to brute-force misery or physical harm (such as the so-called "Homeless Saga") on Chris.

=== Criteria ===

# A person tries to compare Chris to someone who is genuinely evil, such as a mass murderer or a war criminal.
# A person tries to interpret Chris's flaws as a threat to society, rather than as a result of [[Borb|bad parenting]].
# A person wishes for misery or physical harm on Chris.
# A person celebrates or gloats when something bad happens to Chris.
# A person tries to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

== Enablers ==

{{Main|Enablers}}

'''Enablers''' are people who consistently feed into Chris’s bad habits. Unlike all other groups in the Tetrad, enablers come in all kinds of varieties. Some play along with Chris's beliefs about himself and the rest of the world. Others will donate money to him despite him imminently wasting any kind of money he already owns. All enablers do these things, and many more, with various intents and purposes.

Enablers usually agree with, and form a [[Chris and religion|religion]] of, Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are real in the so-called "[[Dimension|dimension]]" of [[C-197]], where all other fictional characters and [[OCs]] live, [[Dimensions#Miscellaneous dimensions|plus a multitude of other dimensions]], and that he is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU]] [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Goddess]] of that dimension and that the [[Dimensional Merge]], the apocalyptic event where [[Dimension 1218]] (the dimension we live in) merges with C-197 into "Dimension [[1C-211987]]" to bring fictional characters and OCs into the real world, will happen in the very near-future. They also usually donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away to fuel his [[Wikipedia:Peter Pan Syndrome|Peter Pan]] lifestyle. However, some enablers and [[#Weens|weens]] (such as the [[Idea Guys]]) [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|exploited]] Chris's weak grasp on reality for nefarious purposes.

Enablers are the most harmful to Chris, because it only fuels his already [[Chris and his ego|hyperinflated ego]], in which he answers to no one but himself, and that people will always provide for him in all cases. In the case of the Idea Guys, their exploitation of Chris's naivety not only corrupted the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' lore, but their extortion nearly caused the dreaded "Homeless Saga" in May 2018.<ref>See also: [[14 Branchland Court#Idea Guy influences|14 Branchland Court, Idea Guy influences section]].</ref>

In the {{age|2000|03|17}} years since the creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris's grasp on reality has deteriorated to a point that some [[#White Knights|White Knights]] face having to play along with Chris's beliefs to get in touch with him, and even after that there is no guarantee that Chris will follow their advice.

The works of the enablers are so well recognized by Chris himself that he refers to them officially as '''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu''', or more simply '''devotees'''.

=== Criteria ===

# A person encourages Chris to continue his Peter Pan lifestyle in some way.
# A person pretends to believe Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
# A person genuinely believes Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
# A person exploits Chris's weak grasp on reality for malicious purposes.
# A person donates money to Chris despite ''numerous warnings'' not to from other people.

== Weens ==

{{Main|Weens}}

'''Weens''' are people that try and fail to ruin Chris's life. Examples of weening include trying to get him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from places or websites that he visits, persistently spamming Chris's social media feeds with [[pickles]] and similar stuff to annoy him, or trying to start the so-called "Homeless Saga" by [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#The Greene County Health Department responds|getting]] the local authority to condemn his house for demolition.

However, there is a lot of confusion as to what counts as weening: some observers tend to erroneously use the term against any trolling attempt since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] in 2011, even if it succeeds: some erroneously use the term against anyone who contacted Chris, even if they do not even fit the criteria of any of the Unholy Tetrad.

Regardless of how the term is used, trying to annoy Chris is utterly pointless, as Chris is no longer negatively phased by most trolling attempts. Attempts to ruin his life are also a [[Weening#Arguments against weening|very bad idea]], especially with the devastating impact of the [[Idea Guys]], and the escalating [[Financhu Crisis]]. The same goes for trying to harass places for having Chris as a customer or patron: some have now started to [[List of places that have banned Chris#Seaquestria Fest|preemptively ban]] him, since they have better things to do than deal with wannabe trolls flooding their social media channels.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

=== Criteria ===

# A person tries and fails to annoy Chris or ruin his life, and makes a fool of themselves as a result of it.
# A person brags about trying to annoy Chris or ruin his life.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e5tzlt/so_much_for_that_business_address/ So much for that "business" address] on Reddit</ref>
# A person constantly blurts out dated Chris memes, such as "[[JULAAAY]]" and "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" in order to appear relevant.

==Related groups==

Along with the established four groups above, Tetrad members may also be classified as at least one of the following:

===Orbiters===

'''Orbiters''' are people who obsessively follow Chris’s life to unhealthy levels. All four groups tend to fall under this category depending on who one is referring to.

===Counter-trolls===

Not to be confused with White Knights, '''Counter-trolls''' are people who defend Chris from trolls and other Tetrad members. Nonetheless, White Knights and Enablers are often associated with such people. In the case of White Knights, they would defend Chris from trolls and other Tetrad members (Usually A-logs and weens) out of pity. In the case of enablers, they would only deflect other trolls and Tetrad members to keep Chris for themselves.

===Anti-Trolls===

'''Anti-trolls''' are trolls and/or Tetrad members who try to keep Chris for themselves by attacking other trolls and Tetrad members.

===Carpetbaggers===

'''Carpetbaggers''' are people who exploit Chris’ infamy for views and internet fame, whether it be through interviewing him for this purpose, or through having him star in a project purely for fan service. Carpetbaggers can be thought of as kind of pseudo-ween, as although they try to win fame through Chris, they actually manage to be somewhat successful in their endeavors.

==References==

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{{Unholy}}

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2020-04-28T00:37:09Z

AReasonableMan: removing anime bullshit

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== Sonichu Dolls ==

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OMG WHERE DO THESE SONICHU DOLLS COME FROM?

Update: In [[October 2018]], Chris apparently received a Sonichu plushie from a fan. That implies someone in the community is capable of needlework and doll manufacture, perhaps the same individual who supplied Sonichu dolls to Tings and other fans.

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2020-04-27T23:18:30Z

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Sega

2020-04-25T20:43:38Z

AReasonableMan: good luck Ben

{{Taxpayermoney}}
{{Incomplete}}
[[File:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|thumb|Chris receiving Sega's last console, the Dreamcast, at his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]].]]

'''Sega Corporation''' ([[Anime|Japanese]]: 株式会社セガ ''Kabushiki gaisha Sega'') is a multinational [[video game]] company and former console manufacturer from Tokyo, Japan, formed in 1960. They are responsible for popular game series such as ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''Yakuza'', ''House of the Dead'', ''Sakura Wars'', ''Bayonetta'', and many others.

To say the least, Sega is an extremely important company to [[Chris]], as without them, we wouldn't have seen ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', and thus indirectly [[Sonichu]].

==Sega and Chris==
Chris, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|at one point]], owned every Sega console and add-on from the Genesis (or Mega Drive outside of North America) to the Dreamcast. His growing collection as a kid was significantly boosted in 1993, when he won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], adding $1,000 worth of Sega games and consoles to his collection. Chris remained loyal to Sega up to their exit from the console business in [[2001]], and still purchases games developed and/or published by them--even if he [[Sonic Boom Protests|hates them]].

===Business Relations===

Chris had cordial (albeit mostly one-sided) relations with Sega since the early years of his prospective [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu video game project]], as can be seen in his early websites as well as video pitches for the project. Because Sonichu contains intellectual property from both Sega and Nintendo, Chris is faced with the challenge of making both companies see eye-to-eye, which he has approached with pitches targeting either Sega, Ninendo, or both at the same time, such as [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].

In May 2016, Chris made [[Proposition to Sega|another pitch to Sega]], which (as of April 2020) the public has seen no signs of Sega having responded to. Around that time, Chris formed [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]], which grew around [[Chris and business|Sonichu licensed merchandise]]. Images have been leaked of a Sonichu Advance game that is presumably in development by [[Ben Saint]] without Sega's involvement.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Sonichu Idle]]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu (game)#Fan videos]]</ref><ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#Birthday]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Video games]]
*[[List of Chris's video games]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Sega|Sega]] at [[Wikipedia]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Sega

2020-04-25T20:08:22Z

AReasonableMan: /* Business Relations */ Maybe somebody can weigh in on the Sonichu Advance YT vid and the Sonichu idle animation that Chris commented on a few months back, and reveal sources.

{{Taxpayermoney}}
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[[File:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|thumb|Chris receiving Sega's last console, the Dreamcast, at his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]].]]

'''Sega Corporation''' ([[Anime|Japanese]]: 株式会社セガ ''Kabushiki gaisha Sega'') is a multinational [[video game]] company and former console manufacturer from Tokyo, Japan, formed in 1960. They are responsible for popular game series such as ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''Yakuza'', ''House of the Dead'', ''Sakura Wars'', ''Bayonetta'', and many others.

To say the least, Sega is an extremely important company to [[Chris]], as without them, we wouldn't have seen ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', and thus indirectly [[Sonichu]].

==Sega and Chris==
Chris, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|at one point]], owned every Sega console and add-on from the Genesis (or Mega Drive outside of North America) to the Dreamcast. His growing collection as a kid was significantly boosted in 1993, when he won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], adding $1,000 worth of Sega games and consoles to his collection. Chris remained loyal to Sega up to their exit from the console business in [[2001]], and still purchases games developed and/or published by them--even if he [[Sonic Boom Protests|hates them]].

===Business Relations===

Chris had cordial (albeit mostly one-sided) relations with Sega since the early years of his prospective [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu video game project]], as can be seen in his early websites as well as video pitches for the project. Because Sonichu contains intellectual property from both Sega and Nintendo, Chris is faced with the challenge of making both companies see eye-to-eye, which he has approached with pitches targeting either Sega, Ninendo, or both at the same time, such as [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].

In May 2016, Chris made [[Proposition to Sega|another pitch to Sega]], which (as of April 2020) the public has seen no signs of Sega having responded to. Around that time, Chris formed [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]], which grew around [[Chris and business|Sonichu licensed merchandise]]. Images have been leaked of a Sonichu Advance game that is presumably in development without Sega's involvement.{{cite}}

==See also==
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Video games]]
*[[List of Chris's video games]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Sega|Sega]] at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Sega

2020-04-25T19:49:41Z

AReasonableMan: /* Sega and Chris */

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[[File:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|thumb|Chris receiving Sega's last console, the Dreamcast, at his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]].]]

'''Sega Corporation''' ([[Anime|Japanese]]: 株式会社セガ ''Kabushiki gaisha Sega'') is a multinational [[video game]] company and former console manufacturer from Tokyo, Japan, formed in 1960. They are responsible for popular game series such as ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''Yakuza'', ''House of the Dead'', ''Sakura Wars'', ''Bayonetta'', and many others.

To say the least, Sega is an extremely important company to [[Chris]], as without them, we wouldn't have seen ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', and thus indirectly [[Sonichu]].

==Sega and Chris==
Chris, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|at one point]], owned every Sega console and add-on from the Genesis (or Mega Drive outside of North America) to the Dreamcast. His growing collection as a kid was significantly boosted in 1993, when he won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], adding $1,000 worth of Sega games and consoles to his collection. Chris remained loyal to Sega up to their exit from the console business in [[2001]], and still purchases games developed and/or published by them--even if he [[Sonic Boom Protests|hates them]].

===Business Relations===

Chris had cordial (albeit mostly one-sided) relations with Sega since the early years of his prospective [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu video game project]], as can be seen in his early websites as well as video pitches for the project. Because Sonichu contains intellectual property from both Sega and Nintendo, Chris is faced with the challenge of making both companies see eye-to-eye, which he has approached with pitches targeting either Sega, Ninendo, or both at the same time, such as [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].

In May 2016, Chris made [[Proposition to Sega|another pitch to Sega]], which (as of April 2020) the public has seen no signs of Sega having responded to. Around that time, Chris formed [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]], which grew around [[Chris and business|Sonichu licensed merchandise]]. The Sonichu video game franchise is currently in development hell.

==See also==
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Video games]]
*[[List of Chris's video games]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Sega|Sega]] at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

2020-04-20T16:55:27Z

AReasonableMan: /* Transcript of "Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight" */ Sorry, I can't take any more of this.

{{quote|9/11 was less of a tragedy than this show right now.|A caller trying to contact Noah.}}

On 19 [[April 2020]], Noah, the owner of the YouTube channel '''leftovermedia''', did a live interview with Chris and the [[Virginia]]-based musician known as Max Mandu. Despite social distancing orders in place due to the 2019-2020 Coronavirus pandemic, the interview was done in person, which the host even acknowledges at 39:15.

==Summary==
The interview is set up with Noah, Chris, and Max sitting on a couch. At 14:35, the host Noah introduces Max Mandu normally, but then introduces Chris as "Sonichu in the body of Christine Weston Chandler" and refers to Chris as "Sonichu" for the entirety of the interview. After introducing the two, Noah then lets Max perform a song called "Malachi" with his harmonica and [[guitar]]. While Max performs the song, Chris is seen next to Max playing an imaginary guitar.

Max then finishes the song and begins introducing himself, but is interrupted by a caller who asks Chris about the due-date of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. The stream very soon turns into [[Weens|people]] spam calling over Skype to ask Chris about Sonichu, the Merge, the [[Chaotic Combo]], and various other things.

Chris then asks Noah to mute the calls and Max goes back to introducing himself, but is once again interrupted by more calls coming in. For the rest of the interview, Chris larped about his delusions, the Loyal Fanbase including a few enablers and weens called in, Chris left his mic on while he went to the bathroom, and Max suffered on the inside until he finally decided to leave at the 1:02:00 mark.

==Video==

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===Transcript of "Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight"===

{{Transcription}}

0:00:00 - [A piano cover of the Green Hill Zone theme from Sonic the Hedgehog loops while the stream waits to start.]

0:14:34 - [Fade in to Noah sitting on a couch. A disturbing drawing of Chris as a bodybuilder hangs behind him. Chris's arm is visible at the edge of the frame.]

Noah: Hello everybody, and welcome to Leftovers Tonight. Today I have assembled some of Augusta County's most talented people to discuss their art and their careers. Starting today is musician Max Mandu, who is a local talent out of Charlottesville. He's going to be playing a little ditty for us, and then we'll speak with Sonichu, in the body of Christine Weston Chandler. All of this coming up shortly after a musical, uh, song by Max Mandu. Alright Max.

00:15:12 - Max: Alright, thank you. [Max begins playing guitar/harmonica. Chris begins moving his lower leg in rhythm with the song.] This song is called Malekai.

[A Skype call can faintly be heard coming in. Max continues unfazed. Chris does air guitar.]

00:19:19 - [Max finishes the song.]

Noah: Wow, that was really good.

Max: Thanks a lot!

Noah: Thank you very much for that. That was really good. (to <s>Chris</s> Sonichu) What did you think of that?

Sonichu: Loved it! Very tuneful.

Max: Thank you very much!

Noah: It was very tuneful. That's very--that's true. So, uh, Max, tell me a little bit about, you know... You can put your guitar away and all that.

Max: Sure.

Noah: Tell me a little bit about your career.

Max: Alright, for sure. So, I am Max Mandu. I'm from northern Virginia. I live here in Charlottesville now.

Noah: [Points at camera.] You can look at...

Max: Oh, this one. Alright.

0:19:50 - [A Skype call comes in.]

Noah: Oh, we have a caller!

Sonichu: Call on line one!

Noah: Hello, caller, can you hear me?

Caller 1: [The speaker is a distance from the microphone, impacting the audibility of the call.] Yes, I can hear you, how are you?

Noah: I'm great. How are you?

Caller 1: I'm good. Um, I understand that you have, uh, Christine Weston Chandler on the show right now?

Noah: Uh, no, we actually have Sonichu in the body of Christine Weston Chandler on the show right now.

Sonichu: 'Ello, 'ello!

Caller 1: Alright, um, yeah. I just have a question. So, um, what is... Do you have a new date for the [[Dimensional Merge]] at this time?

[Sonichu raises Chris's hands in defeat and sighs.]

Noah: So, I don't know if the audience could hear that but they asked if you have a due date for the original Merge.

Sonichu: Yeah, not an exact due date but-- [another Skype call starts to come in] it's in progress and incoming... We can't take too many incoming calls!

Noah: I'm just gonna merge 'em all. Everyone can speak at the same time.

Sonichu: Oh, boy. And now this talk show really gets crazy 'cause I PUT THIS LINK UP [[Chris and reality|ON MY TWI-- on the Twi-- on Momma's Twitter account]].

Noah: Yeah, you put it on the Twitter, so now everyone's joining.

<s>Chris</s> Sonichu: (laughs) This'll go for more than an hour!

Noah: Well, is the caller still there?

0:21:02 - Caller 1: Now, with that being said, [call connects to the stream's audio and becomes more audible] um, what is, where is Christine at this time, uh, Sonichu? [Max looks slightly annoyed.]

Sonichu: Okay, so...

Noah: We're at, uh, a studio location.

Sonichu: Yeah, we're at a studio location in Virginia right now.

Caller 1: No! No! No! Like, like--

Sonichu: I got the question--

Caller 1: I, whenever--

Sonichu: Momma is in [[C-197]] in [[Barb|a future version of this body]]. And, in my body is a future version of myself, and eventually [another call starts coming in]

{{People}}

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

2020-04-20T15:59:42Z

AReasonableMan: /* Transcript of "Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight" */

Dimensional Merge

2020-03-27T20:00:35Z

AReasonableMan: /* See Also */ Reality Cartoon now redirects to Dimensions

:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''

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{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall.]]

The '''Dimensional Merge''' is an escapist fantasy and coping mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, he maintained belief in it in the hopes that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue living like a child.

The Merge is an event in which Chris believes that "[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]" (respectively, the universe of real life, and the [[Reality_Cartoon|parallel]] universe where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]]. Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader. First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,<ref name=mergebegins>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400</ref> to align with the [[wikipedia:Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide]], revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication.
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur.

Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, "we discouraged the idea at first",<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/</ref> implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].

== Background ==

Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of an alternative dimension, where every fictional character lives. Even before the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with "Magi-Chan" at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).</ref>

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth". McGuire responded with "Earth 1218", and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.

===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts with it. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the [[wikipedia:Advance-fee_scam|nigerian prince scam]].

On 8 October, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}

He followed up on 23 October with:

{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}

On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.

Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.

==Beliefs on the Merge==
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]

Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.

On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521</ref>

[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins></ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.<ref>https://archive.fo/QKq44</ref>

===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then.

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

== The Merge in 2019 ==
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to "red tape", betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the tranny-goddess of 80s computers.

He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still "Awake" to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.

{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.

The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.

Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.

I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.

And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.

For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.

Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:

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However, the attached post from Lukas<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962</ref> suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}

Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the <s>[[Chris and health|health problems]]</s> "superpowers" that he got from it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272</ref>

On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture.

{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}

Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.

===Continued hope in the merge===
[[File:Dmcompletcard.jpg|thumb|The epitome of Chris's desperation in card form. Also, the one goal card that Chris will never win.]]
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208</ref>

{{quotebox|The <nowiki>#DimensionMerge</nowiki> is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}

Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs<ref>[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]</ref> and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/</ref> The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:

*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.

*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.

*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.

Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasise more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the "near-coming days" – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref> Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.<ref>[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]</ref>

As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the [[Wikipedia:Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect]]. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]</ref> This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle.

To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channelling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]</ref>

The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat further into it, is something only time can tell.

==See Also==
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

==References==
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[[Category:Sagas]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

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2020-03-18T22:26:07Z

AReasonableMan:

{{quote| I had been aware of this virus since I had foreseen this event, and then finding the confirmation of its conception last January in mid-eastern China. I refused to overthink the topic or the virus at all, so I remained oblivious to any discussion or details

[...]

The Bottom Line is that This Viral Event is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out [[Chris and health|the weak]] from the moderate and [[I AM STRONG|strong]] of [[Chris and reality|mental]] and [[Chris and religion|soulful]] intervals, and nothing else.

|Chris discusses the ongoing pandemic}}

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March 2020

2020-03-18T22:19:14Z

AReasonableMan: /* Highlights */ continuance

{{Ongoing}}
'''March''' is the 3rd month of [[2020]].
[[File:Female Metonic, Male Vamprosa 2020.jpeg|thumb|March 2020 artwork]]
==Highlights==
* '''5 March''' - Chris draws a male [[Vamprosa]] and female [[Metonic]].
*'''8 March''' - Chris watches and comments about Part 31 of [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History#Mentions by Chris|Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]], laughing at an old video he had filmed in 2010.
*'''9 March''' - Though Chris hasn't expressed interest in attending, Seaquestria Fest, a [[My Little Pony]] convention, has him on its [[ban]] list.
*'''13 March''' - The [[Wikipedia:2020 coronavirus pandemic in the United States|coronavirus pandemic]] is declared a national emergency; the same cannot be said for CWCville.
*'''17 March''' - The 20th anniversary of '''[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]'s creation'''.
*'''18 March''' - The [[debt]] hearings for Portfolio Recovery Associates and Jefferson Capital Systems is supposed to take place in court; however, public health concerns cause it to be continued to [[May 2020|May 20th]].

==See also==
*[[March 2020 videos]]
*[[March 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

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2019-12-05T14:23:10Z

AReasonableMan: /* Special Offer */

{{quote|I have [[Chris and work|worked]] super hard on this.|[[Chris]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1198132228104085504</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1198132229693755392</ref>}}

[[File:Cwc2019site1.jpg|thumb|500px|Chris is at it again with overpriced merchandise!]]

'''CWCvilleshopping.com''' is a website created by Chris on 23 [[November 2019]] to sell his custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] [[TCG|cards]]. The site, [[CWC's Pokésite 1|much]] [[CWC's Pokésite 2|like]] [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|his]] [[CWC's Cool Profile|others]], is extremely bare-bones and poorly designed. The home page features a backdrop of the first eight Sonichu comics yet the only products available at launch were the card packs. They are all quite expensive; Chris cites the cost of printing for this.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1198132228104085504</ref> The website is created with Weebly.

==Special Offer==
On 25 [[November 2019 social media posts|November 2019]], perhaps unsatisfied by the slow to nonexistent sales, Chris announced on Twitter a "[[Slow-in-the-minds|special]] offer".

{{quotebox|*SPECIAL OFFER* First-Time orders on the Presale get the set of 18 Promo Cards. All Orders, minimum $100, will get a Bonus 15-Card Expansion Pack (randomly selected from the queue).

And if you order one of each in one go, I’ll include a lovely ridged Box to store the deck and all of the packs in, as that bonus.

The prices may be high, but we’re talking [[Chris and art|High-Quality material]], and I can offer Bonuses. I’m still learning from the experience.

Order Now to get your cards Before [[Christmas]]. And, please, checkout with your PayPal account for faster processing times. Thank you all! 😃⚡️💙⚡️}}

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|TSSSF IdeaGuy Corruptions Expansion Pack
|Massive and Chaotic Turmoils were what IdeaGuy had in mind, but the tables ended up being turned.

Late Octover of 2017 started a life-changing sequence of fated events for me, Chris Chan, and everyone in Dimension C-197, that also crossed into this very Dimension 1218, thanks to this Dimension's IdeaGuy, and his OC self-counterpart in C-197, Johnson Wiles. There were so many Awful things the two of themtogether had wrought up til April, 2018, when the chaos and havoc were finally cleaned up and undone. I have had to develop and learn from Everything that has happened. And in the end of it all, I ended up becoming fully awakened as a Goddess: the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles.

And now the the few alternate Sonichus and Rosechus, and some of the events, come into play into the Secret Shipfic Folder. Time to stomp out and undo a bunch of seriously awful events.

This Expansion Pack is a companion to the events Chronicled in ("Sonichu" #13): "The Awakening of a CPU, a.k.a. The IdeaGuy Corruptions".

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. Contains 15 cards.
|23 November 2019
|$26.00

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|TSSSF Sonichu/Rosechu Super/Mega Forms Expansion Pack
|When just being yourself is not enough for the battles against your foes on the Shipping Grid to save the innocent beings from being abused isn't enough, it is about time to Mega Evolve for Battle!

Witness the Awesome Power of the Sonichus and Rosechus with either their Mega Stones, or the seven Chaos Emeralds, with the rarest Powers able on the grid. Time to take down a bunch of bad guys and save everyone from the infamous type of shipping there ever is, with the Seriously Evil Kind.

Note: there is a set of new rules for the use of these specific type of cards; please, consult the additional Rule Card, enclosed with the others in this pack, and add it to the other Rule Cards in the Deck. Zap It Up!

TSSSF Sonichu Deck is required for playing the game with all of the cards in this pack. This pack contains 19 cards
|23 November 2019
|$30.00

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|TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion Pack
|Into the fray of Fan Fictions and Shipping Fodder enters our one-and-only Special Half-Unicorn/Half-Sonichu, Nightstar, and her friends and family from Equestria.

The author of the "Sonichu" books in Equestria, Nightstar is a very unique unicorn who not only has powerful magics, but heavy psychic powers, electric abilities, and mach-speed running. She is not only friends with Princess Twilight and the rest of the Mand 6, but also the background ponies, and all of the OCs. She is even friends with THE Mary Sue and Gary Stu. And now, they're all heare in this crazy game of Shipping. Let's all work together to help each other in our many various ships.

This pack also includes a few #horsefamous OCs from the Brony Community, and the presently fully updated versions of the Mane 6, as they ARE and should be chronicled, peoperly, as not fan-fiction; literally Canon.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 45 cards.
|23 November 2019
|$36.00

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|TSSSF Sonichu & Rosechu Expansion Pack
|Now there is more Zap to add to the TSSSF Sonichu and/or Core Deck with more Sonichus and Rosechus, including a few more cards of the Primes.

Sonichu and Rosey have an ever-expanding family of friends and allies with the more Special and Regular Sonichus and Rosechus coming out of the other areas and even Dimensions. With more at the fray, it's time to Zap It Up even more on the Shipping Grid.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This Pack contains 54 Cards
|23 November 2019
|$41.00
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|TSSSF Chris Chan Sonichu Expansion Pack
|I am a Special Half-Human, Half-Sonichu, and I am the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and I have established friendships and allyships with the other deities. One might complain that I am over-powered, and they'd be right. But we have over-powered villains as well, and I can't take them down alone.

And now, you wield a huge sample of my psychic powers and abilities in your hands in this play on the Shipping Grid. How will my power be served to better help Everyone? This aspect is up to you, and I shall do my best. Zap It Up!

TSSSF Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 40 cards.
|24 November 2019
|$36.00
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|TSSSF [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] Expansion Packk
|Autobots, Transform and Roll Out! We have to join the battles on the Shipping Grid to keep all of the innocent individuals from being decimated by the Decepticons!

Now, you have the chance to play with a few of the bots of Cybertron in this Expansion Pack featuring Son-Chu, the other local Autobots of Cwcville, and the Decepticlones of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.

Transform the Shipping Grid Today with this pack.

TSSSS [sic] Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 21 cards.
|28 November 2019
|$29.00
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|Sonichu TSSSF Promo Cards 1-18
|Can't Wait to get these cards? Don't have enough to make the first order to get a set for free? Well, here is the alternative to getting this lovely set of 18 cards.
|4 December 2019
|$15.00
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|Sonichu TSSSF Rigid Box
|Don't have enough to get all of the cards, or do you simply want a lovely custom box to store your game cards in? Look no further than this one that can hold up to 504 cards.
|4 December 2019
|$36.00
|}

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/ The site itself]

{{The Internet}}{{BusinessList}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Saga

2019-10-21T10:11:27Z

AReasonableMan: /* Jacob Saga (''14 July 2019 - Present'') */ Back in action I guess. Could use some paragraphing.

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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events. [[CWChronology|CWChronologists]] use the term to describe an on-going [[troll]]ing effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sagas might unfold over a period of anywhere from a few weeks to several years in length. Upon his online discovery in late [[2007]], [[Chris]] was found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment. As a result, he has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or another ever since. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time, or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period, as royal dynasties are used to divide national histories into epochs, yet Chris would describe his [[Love Quest]] as a saga on the cover of ''[[Sonichu 4]]'' in [[2005]], well before he became publicly known.

==Meta-sagas==
For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his Ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018)===
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{{Main|Lovequest}}
''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, his house's destruction and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].

===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - Present'')===
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{{Main|Dimensional Merge}}

Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future_message_from_Crystal_W_Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.

==Pre-Christory (''Before 27 October 2007'')==
The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos (as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High School leaks|some school papers]] and [[And I just won!|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the original development of Sonichu and the Love Quest, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend, and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.

===PVCC/Attraction Sign Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===
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From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].

===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===
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{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her ago, and his useless attempts at trying to make amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties from him).

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===
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{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The_Christory_of_Sonichu_panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.

==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==
The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''Something Awful'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===
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{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''August 2008 - June 2014'')===
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}

Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the second-longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he ''still'' holds a grudge against Mike.

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
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{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid-2010)''===
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{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===
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{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===
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{{main|Julie}}

Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===
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{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===
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{{main|Joshua Martinez|Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Saga}}

In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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{{main|CWCipedia}}

In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===
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{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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{{Main|Surfshack Tito (troll)}}

Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

==Exilic Period (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==
===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===
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In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a "tomgirl". Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.

===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. These series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to a house fire, it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.

==Modern Christory (''3 September 2014 on'')==
===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===
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{{main|Catherine|Catherine E-mails}}

With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris took umbrage at the fact Sonic's arms had been changed from flesh-colored to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - Present'')===
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Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

On 2 January 2018, Chris became aware of Twitter artist [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s, fan art of his [[Sonichu]] comics along with his upcoming prequel comic. Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===
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{{main|Jeff/Francine|Sam and Ellen}}
Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].

This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.

===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed, he had to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.

===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga.

===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], This saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting.The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leak his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===
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{{main|Jessica Quinn}}

Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''.

===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 24 May 2018'')===
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{{Main|Idea Guys}}

In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' "idea guy", noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise.

Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.

In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).

====Post-Idea Guy Guard Dogs====

After the events of the Idea Guy saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, Null and The Captain decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxxing the senders.

According to con attendees, Null seems to have recruited some Kiwi Farms users to follow Chris around [[BronyCon]] in 2018 in order to prevent people from talking to him. If this is true, it's most likely in response to Chris's meltdown at [[TooManyGames]] and Null, not wanting this to happen again, assembled an elite anti-ween task force. The Captain assisted Chris when his car broke down on the way back from BronyCon. More elaborate plans were also implemented, including a plan for a field agent to whisk Chris away to assisted living after his mother passes.

Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world. Eventually, it became clear that Chris had disregarded the precautions set up for him and found a new set of trolls to replace the Idea Guys: the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Null and The Captain's willingness to help Chris has since diminished, although they remain in proximity to Chris online to document and discuss any goings-on.

===Teen Troon Squad Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===
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The Teen Troon Squad is a group of 18- to 19-year-old FTM trans people who live locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in April 2018.

After Chris was rescued from the [[Idea Guys]] in May 2018, he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish in the form of the Teen Troon Squad; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was trolled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when the Squad invited Chris over to their house, where they pushed his delusional thinking..

In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas, a Squad member, has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the Squad encouraged these beliefs in Chris.

In November 2018, several previously unreleased Idea Guy videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] began to be leaked on Chris's Twitter.

In late December 2018, the Squad was doxxed by an unknown party who logged into Chris's Twitter. One of the Squad members then leaked more documents on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. As a result of the spotlight being well and truly shone upon their schemes, the Teen Troon Squad has since retreated into the shadows.

===Soft Exile (''30 January - 25 June 2019'')===
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In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word "[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]" (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.

===Jacob Saga (''14 July 2019 - Present'') ===
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Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bath water. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, directing their attention to another of their common interests: [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The resemblance to the [[Idea Guys]] not long earlier was not lost by [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]], but Sockness could not be deterred by a mere dox: indeed, he had doxxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. Despite the obvious dangers, Chris continued to believe his teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late September, the situation became a near-crisis when Sockness announced that he had secured a train from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and that he would [[rape|brutally treat]] him after arriving. Alarmed, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] Sockness return, and arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two have grown more distant since, though he remains interested in trying to visit Chris again on [[Halloween]].





==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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Talk:Aly Hirschberg

2019-10-08T23:18:55Z

AReasonableMan: /* Why all the hate? */

==Why all the hate?==
This individual is just trying to spread Chris's love. What's up? [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 16:12, 7 October 2019 (UTC)
::She is an enabler by giving Chris money and asspats. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:04, 7 October 2019 (UTC)
:::Is that a problem? The more that CWCki journalizes these people, the more discouraged the CWC community will be from engaging with Chris. I think that would be a shame. Jake, Saint, and Waterman don't give a fuck, but I think casual orbiters want to feel more invited. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 21:31, 7 October 2019 (UTC)
::::My counterargument is that the reason why Aly is listed is because she has Sockness's level of devotion of Chris, has behavioral tendencies similar to Chris, and is mentioned by Chris himself. Additionally the Cwcki and Kiwi Farms follow a strict "don't touch the poop" policy, which we are to observe the lolcows and observe the lolcows only.-[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:50, 8 October 2019 (UTC)
:::::If I were to hypothetically go balls-deep into CWCism on Twitter and elsewhere, maybe start a fan site, etc... Would I be safe? I mean, a lot of people have close to Sockness's level of devotion in this community. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 23:18, 8 October 2019 (UTC)

Talk:Aly Hirschberg

2019-10-07T21:31:28Z

AReasonableMan: /* Why all the hate? */

Talk:Aly Hirschberg

2019-10-07T16:12:37Z

AReasonableMan: Created page with "==Why all the hate?== This individual is just trying to spread Chris's love. What's up? ~~~~"

==Why all the hate?==
This individual is just trying to spread Chris's love. What's up? [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 16:12, 7 October 2019 (UTC)

Ben Saint

2019-10-05T13:19:45Z

AReasonableMan: /* Chris usurps Ben's comic */ Please refrain from needlessly styling the text

{{ongoing}}

{{quote|my dream is to somehow get [Chris] to draw phantom horn or better yet NLACakaNM [...] I HAVE to ignite the Slime Saga|Ben<ref name=BenDiscordComments>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5355713</ref>}}

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|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Ben Saint
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = The Cop Killer Phantom Horn
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 7 April 1988 (age {{age|1988|7|4}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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[[Image:SlimeSaga.png|200px|left|thumb|Dreams of influencing Chris and inviting Chris through Twitter DMs to jumpstart the slime saga.]]
'''Ben Saint''' is a webcomic artist and [[troll]] who exploited Chris and his Internet infamy in order to boost views of his comic, by inserting Chris's [[Night Star]] character and role-playing with Chris to get him invested in the comic story.<ref name=BenDiscordComments></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-reddit-chris-roleplaying-as-magi-chan-megathread.59768/post-5193650</ref> Ben is a divisive figure among Christorians. Some of the aspects of Ben's interactions with Chris share similarities with [[Alec Benson Leary]] and [[Asperchu]], with a comic that clearly parodies Chris' life and antics that Chris finds offensive and attempts to change. Saint's first involvement with Chris was as a member of The Pro Crastinators Podcast, which lectured for nearly two hours on the Sonichu canon in 2016 as part of their PCP University series, hosted by Saint himself. In the lecture, Saint showed off a piece of artwork detailing the fate of [[Liquid Chris]] within the comic canon.

{{clear}}

==Chris usurps Ben's comic==
{{quote|His strips have some catching up to do to get to this point|Chris, on his unauthorized version of events based on Ben's comic<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1179253019847860226</ref>}}

[[File:Chris mad at Discord bot.png|Chris tries to roleplay with Endless War, a Discord bot, which kills his character. Chris retcons the loss in his version of Ben's comic.|thumb|200px]]

Ben began working on a comic, which mostly serves as a promo for the discord server/game Endless War, which he runs. In the comic, [[Night Star]] banishes two [[My Little Pony]] characters, Strawberry Milk and Phantom Horn to NLACakaNM, the land of the game. The latter character is a clear parody of Christorians, so obviously that even Chris notices it. Chris took a near immediate interest in the comics, as early as 16 September. Ben and Chris presumably opened correspondence soon after. As the narrative continued, however, Chris became more displeased with the directions it took. This came to a head on 1 October 2019, Chris began releasing his own drawings depicting what he wanted to happen in Ben's comic lore. Magi-Chan sent Ben a DM both announcing/commanding that Ben make the comic as Chris willed, as well as demanding Chris provide Ben with $300<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#DM'ing Ben Saint to demand $300]]</ref>. Unlike [[Sonichu 15]], where the fancomic author in question approved of Chris using her work, Ben is much more resistant to Chris influencing the work, creating two concurrent and battling canons.

Chris attempted to play Endless War, but was killed and became frustrated. Later, Chris would go on the server and announce that the game was over, as Chris' comic canon had deemed it so.

{{quote|His strips have some catching up to do to get to this point|Chris, on his unauthorized version of events based on Ben's comic<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1179253019847860226</ref>}}

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In response to this, Ben accused Chris of [[A-logging|genocide]], depicting his own characters being injured and [[Chris and death|killed]] by Chris's cleansing rains.<ref>[[:File:ChrisGenocide.jpeg]]</ref> Chris denied the charges, affirming that Ben's characters would just become normal humans.

==White knights swoop in==
Like clockwork, once Ben roasted Chris' ass his white knights came in and defended him. The most notable of which being [[Multidimensional White Knights|Noel Manlove]] who took the opportunity to further her brand of retarded bullshit. She made a Twitter thread saying that [[Reality Cartoon|Ed Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life took the throne of Babylon in C-197, changed his name to Darius, and is raising an army to defend Chris from the slime.]] Shortly thereafter Chris' [[Magi-Chan]] sock followed her and Jacob gave his two cents.

[[File:NoelEdBighead.png|This is what Noel and Chris actually believe.|250px|right|]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}
{{Sonichu}}

User:AReasonableMan

2019-08-12T03:12:50Z

AReasonableMan: /* Sonichu Dolls */

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== Sonichu Dolls ==

[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|300px]] [[File:Tings_IRL.jpg|300px]] [[File:0619.png|300px]]

OMG WHERE DO THESE SONICHU DOLLS COME FROM?

Update: In [[October 2018]], Chris apparently received a Sonichu plushie from a fan. That implies someone in the community is capable of needlework and doll manufacture, perhaps the same individual who supplied Sonichu dolls to Tings and other fans.

== Other random bullshit ==

Similarities between Sonichu 9 and Neon Genesis Evangelion:

* Ivy says "I pray for your safe voyage to me" etc. like what Misato says to Shinji by the elevator
* Son-Chu plays the same role as Eva Unit 01
* Angelica fights Decepticons like angel Evas fight Asuka's Eva

There are obviously some similarities, but they are few and surface-level. Sonichu 10 is more emotionally potent and remains my favorite issue.

{{CWCvilleWorkersParty}}

Sarah and Steve

2019-08-10T04:49:57Z

AReasonableMan: /* Weening history */

{{Ongoing}}
{{quote|Christine is a Goddess.|Sarah and Steve voicing their [[Chris and religion|religious beliefs]]}}

[[File:Sarah and Steve letter to Chris.png|250|thumb|A letter Sarah and Steve sent to Chris along with a Nintendo Switch gift.]]

'''Sarah and Steve''' were a pair of failed [[ween]]s who first appeared in [[February 2019]]. Originally, they made a big show of playing themselves up as fans of Chris. Their interest in and attitude toward Chris would vary over the months that followed, hampered by the contemporary [[Soft Exile]]'s communication restrictions. For a long time, it was unclear whether the duo were purely weens or attempting to be [[white knights]]. Either way, after the very suggestion of trying to actually help Chris by arguing against his beliefs, both were promptly disowned.

== Weening history ==
On 27 February 2019, Sarah and Steve tweeted to Chris, asking permission to make a Rosechu medallion to wear. Chris approved, adding that he has met them in real life. To win him over, they gifted him a Nintendo Switch and $100 in Patreon money, claimed to want to move to be near Chris and have indulged his goddess fantasies.

In [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|the unboxing video of the Switch that Chris made]], Chris displays a letter from Sarah and Steve, stating that Sarah and Steve planned to move to Virginia and that Chris would be their only friend. Sarah and Steve explicitly stated in the letter that it was to be kept secret. The pair also attempted to control his contacts, claiming [[white knights|benign intentions]]:

{{quote|Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.|Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.}}

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File:Sarah and Steve ask permission to make medallion.jpg
File:Sarah and Steve with Rosechu medallion.png|With Rosechu medallion
File:Sarah and Steve March Patreon pledge.png|Patreon pledge
File:SaraStevenPatreon.jpg|Patreon pledge pulled
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After the Nintendo Switch and letter reveal, their Twitter feed went on hiatus for about a month, and they even pulled their [[Patreon]] funding from Chris.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/CWChelper/creators</ref> However, Twitter activity soon resumed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-4737886</ref> They changed their Twitter bio from "We love anime, traveling, and Sonichu.<ref>http://archive.fo/SA6rE</ref>" to ''Devout believers in Christine Weston Chandler's prophecy. Soon dedicating our future to her well-being & spreading of her true message.''<ref>http://archive.fo/rc9aN</ref>

Between 21–22 May 2019, a set of DMs between CWCki editor Jamzar and the Sarah and Steve account was posted. In them, Sarah and Steve claim to be "helping" Chris by giving him gifts and playing with him and discuss their plans to move to be near him and set up a website for him to express his [[Dimensional Merge|prophecy]]. They also mention they convinced Chris he should only trust them and not others such as the [[Guard Dogs]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File_talk:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png</ref>

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File:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png|thumb|200px|Twitter DMs 1
File:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_2.png|thumb|200px|Twitter DMs 2
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On 26 May 2019, Sarah and Steve contemplated canceling their plans on Chris, lamenting their [[slow-in-the-minds|idiocy]] and complaining that they were ''swindled'' out of the hundreds of dollars they had freely given him and poorly treated.<ref name=idiots>http://archive.fo/H5J5I</ref>

They tweeted to Chris (message unknown as their account is private<ref name=idiots />), and Chris responded with:

{{quotebox|That is Not So! I do want y’all’s help, and y’all are my friends. Please, do not cancel your plans.}}

They lamented to CWCki editor Jamzar via DMs:

{{quoteboxyellow|On the phone, Christine sounded like she very much wanted my help and was looking forward to us hanging out again. But her actions say otherwise.

For example, being left un seen for 5 days in a row while she posts and responds to other people about the dimension stuff. It just feels very offputting and is confusing.

And it's not like I expected much, just a simple response every couple days at least. It's a bad sign of what's to come if I actually do relocate. To potentially be shunned for weeks on end because she is 'busy in CWCville' or something. It's saddening. I really do value my friendship with Christine.}}

They again changed their Twitter bio, to a crying emoji. A short dialogue between them and Chris unfolded over the next two days.

'''Sarah and Steve''': Confused :c </3

'''Chris''': Please, don’t be confused. I like you, kindly, and I do care about y’all.

'''Sarah and Steve''': Okay Christine. I will turn my phone back on soon.

'''Sarah and Steve''': You have had many chances to respond to me here on Twitter though in the dms and have chosen not to though. :\

'''Sarah and Steve''': Okay Christine, I believe that you truly do want to be our friend. But, if you could, please do not leave us on 'seen' for a week straight. I know you say you're busy in [[CWCville]] and all, but really.. We make time for you, plz do the same for us. 🔥

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File:SnSoverit.png|200px|Sarah and Steve's edited bio
File:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_3.png|200px|Chris isn't replying to their tweets, they feel shunned, and are considering not relocating.
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The rift between Sarah and Steve and Chris came to a head in [[July 2019]]. On 23 July, they posted a tweet claiming they're not "fucking" with Chris and are genuinely wanting to be friends with Chris.<ref>[[:File:SNSJuly23.png]]</ref> Later that day, they elaborated on why they would not be attending BronyCon with Chris, claiming it is a result of losing their job. Chris was moreover upset with them after they "accidentally" stopped responding to him for a week. Ironically, they had scolded Chris for doing the same thing to them a few months earlier.<ref>[[:File:SNSjuly23rd2.png]][[:File:SNSjuly23rd3.png]]</ref>

On 25 July, Sarah and Steve made an inspired guess of what might happen if they challenged Chris's beliefs, which ended with Sarah and Steve being almost immediately unfollowed by Chris.<ref>[[:File:SNSunfollowed.png]]</ref> Four days later, their Twitter account was deleted,<ref>[[:File:SarahAndSteveShutdown.png]]</ref> seeming to put an end to this failed [[Teen Troon Squad]] imitation. However, on 9 [[August 2019]], the Twitter account re-opened: Sarah and Steve were back to professing belief in Chris's [[Dimensional Merge|impending doomsday]], and alluded to contemporary orbiter [[Jacob Sockness]]'s occultic practices supportively while trying to get Chris's attention back.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 Random Chris updates, page 1149]</ref> While this solidifies them as malevolent, nobody yet knows whether or how this mildly persistent pair of weens might affect Christory to come.

==Leaked Twitter screenshots==
On 31 May 2019, screenshots were shared on Kiwi Farms<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1060#post-4782445</ref> that were taken by someone on their friends list.

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File:SS1.png|200px|Their first tweet.
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File:SS6.png|200px|Claiming they will block anyone who shares tweets from them.
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File:SS8.png|200px|"When we visited Ruckersville, we could feel a sort-of... [[autism|magic]] in the air."
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==References==
<references/>
{{People}}

BronyCon

2019-08-03T16:58:54Z

AReasonableMan: /* 2019 */ Please format as necessary.

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[[File:cwc bronycon 2017 3.jpg|thumb]]

'''BronyCon''' is a yearly convention held by ''bronies'', adult fans of [[My Little Pony]]. It has been held annually at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland, since [[2013]]. Though Chris had been a fan of the series [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|years]] before then, he only began attending the conventions in [[2017]], as his interest in the children's cartoon deepened. Since then, he has attended BronyCon every year. After ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' ended its nine-year run in 2019, despite Chris's [[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Spreads a Message from MLP Characters to Boycott the Upcoming Show|protests]], BronyCon 2019 is to be the final such event. Despite his [[Soft Exile|low regard]] among the MLP community, Chris has remained eager to congregate with his fellow fans.

==2017==
The 2017 convention ran from 11 August to 13 August. Chris drove all the way to Baltimore, Maryland, to visit the convention, staying for the full three days, spending the money he had taken from [[Patreon]] instead of on bills (causing a two-week delay in shipping his August books to patrons<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Blew patron funds on BronyCon, can't ship books]]</ref>). While he was there, Chris took many pictures with some of the show's staff, as well as other fans. He also made several new drawings over the course of the event; some of these were signed by voice actresses from the show.

Several fellow bronies from [[4chan]]'s /mlp/ board,<ref name=mlp>http://archive.is/lHRYe</ref> Twitter, and [[Kiwi Farms]] provided photos and reports on their sightings of Chris.

Unlike his [[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Mythbusters|last out-of-state trip]] five years before, he left [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] behind, however she did make him call her twice a day to check up on her.<ref name=clare></ref> One of his friends implied that she was helping Chris by promising to be on call for Barb if she needed help during the weekend.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-19#post-2507095 "a friend asked me to be on call for her mom while she is out of town."</ref>

Overall, Chris's trip to BronyCon went abnormally well and seemingly without incident. He even described feeling "the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life" after returning home.

===Day 1===

Chris met Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress for MLP, talked to her about Sonichu and CWCville,<ref name=clare>[[Clare Porter]]</ref> and got an autograph and a photo with her. He also met [[Clare Porter]], a fan of his. Chris can be seen toting three large bags throughout the convention which apparently contained "the original copies of Sonichu",<ref name=clare></ref> snacks, and toys.

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File:Bc1 1.jpg|A wild clopper has been spotted!
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File:Bc1 3.jpg|In line for a panel.
File:cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|Donning his brand new [[unicorn cosplay]].
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File:cwc bronycon 2017 2.jpg|With Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress.
File:cwc bronycon 2017 4.jpg|"Also, Fluffle licking Vinyl. LOL"
File:Flufflepuff cwc glasses.jpg|"Fluffle Puff looks smart with my glasses; [[Ego|she Knows a Lot. 😋]]"
File:Bc1 - chris card.png|Miiverse card, which he handed out. Note the lazy correction of Christian to Christine.
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg ‎|"Spike loves Sonichu too. :)"
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===Day 2===

[[File:Bc2 mlp-soul-min.jpg|thumb|150px]]
An /mlp/ user got Chris's autograph.

{{quoteboxred|I don't know anything about this year's CWC drama, but I'm glad to have my own little souvenir from the Con. After the panel Chris was showing a little girl a binder of Sonichu stuff with a Sonic Rainboom in it, so I took my opportunity.<ref name=mlp></ref>}}

The same user provided an audio clip, apparently of Chris.

{{transcript}}

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TkJ0kRIb17

[[File:Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.jpg|thumb|200px|Another, less shitty shot of Chris at the Gala.]]
Another user reported playing against Chris at poker and accidentally misgendering him, and answered a few questions:

{{quoteboxred|Okay. So who's this Christine? I played poker against her in the tournament and she got really, really fucking mad when I accidentally called her - him.
I never care to call someone by their shitty preferred gender, but fuck you got to give me some time to figure out what you fucking want to be called.

I met her again at the gala and shes been glaring at me. Lol.

I didn't realize she was a meme until I saw pictures. Who is she?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|How did he smell like? Did he joined you at poker? Did you beat him?}}

{{quoteboxred|Bad.

It was a paired tournament so we didn't have be a choice who we played.

And she can't play worth a shit. But she did manage to build off of idiots. She lost it all chasing though.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Did he say anything else at all? Talked about his comic? Was he alone?}}

{{quoteboxred|Nah. Just a lot of shit about people needing to respect correct genders.}}

[[File:Bc2 mlp3.jpg|thumb|200px]]

A fan complimented Chris on the Sonichu merch he had brought with him:

{{quoteboxred|I found Chris-Chan at a panel and gained his trust.

I asked him if his Sonichu Medallion was authentic, and he said "I am the she that used to be that he that.." and then quickly showed me the first edition of Sonichu.

He wanted to take a selfie with me, and here it is after cropping myself out.

Then he shook my hand for some reason.}}

A 4chan user claimed that Chris was "told off" by convention officials for "going up to guests and saying he's horny," apparently in reference to his plastic unicorn horn. However, there is no solid evidence backing up this claim, and at this point it should be taken with a grain of salt.

During the early morning hours, Chris was spotted walking away from a parking garage which had closed for the night, leaving him unable to access his car.<ref name=mlp></ref> He took an Uber back to his hotel.

{{clear}}

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File:Bc2 mlp1 (see summary for hi-res link).jpg|Totes Lez.
File:Bc2 mlp2 (reduced size, see comment).png|Viewing "Keeping Friendship Magic: The Odd Pony Out" panel.
File:Bc2 with Kelly Sheridan.jpg|"Me and Kelly [Sheridan], Times Two!"
File:Chris at Bronypalooza.jpg| Spotted again at Bronypalooza, a BronyCon concert.
File:Blurry Chris spotting.jpg| Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.
File:Bc2 with imaginary friend.jpg|"He's sitting here talking to himself and holding his hand out in front himself."
File:Bc2 mlp4.jpg|Cropped selfie with a fan.
File:Chris with @PopPunkAlto.jpg| Shut-in minds think alike.
File:Bc2 with @BookFag.jpg
File:Chris with @flutterplushies.jpg| Chris in his Gala dress.
File:Chris and @KrazyKariana.jpg| With a gal-pal/potential [[Love Quest|sweetheart]].
File:Chris Posing BC D2.jpg| Chris posing for a photo, legging holes on full display.
File:Bronycon d2 posing with mascots.jpg| With two other unicorns.
File:Chris's belongings at Bronycon.jpg|Chris's belongings.
File:Bc2 mlp5.jpg|Locked out of the parking garage.
File:Bc2 with Tetsuotherobot.jpg |"Just helped out @CWCSonichu with an uber. Worth it."
File:Bronycon2017stall.jpg|Browsing a vendor table.
</gallery></center>

Chris appears in voice actor Claire Corlett's vlog for Day 2. Chris is seen briefly at 4:32 in the background, above the Brony wearing the rainbow wig.
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====Awkwardly attempting to socialize at the Gala====

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====Dancing with Magi-Chan====
Takes place directly after above video. Chris dances with imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]]<ref>Mentioned in [[Sonichu 14]]</ref> at the gala.

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===Day 3===
Chris spent his final day at BronyCon attending a panel, taking pictures with cosplayers and other fans, and no doubt buying more crap he doesn't need with his [[Patreon]] and [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]] money. He wore a [[Chris and fashion|multicolored poncho]] as a top, somehow managing to look even worse than he did for the previous two days.

{{quoteboxred|He's in the Fan Project panel now. He's spent three minutes complaining about his [[trolls]] and how autistic he is, and he turned away the microphone so no one can hear what he's saying.}}

Another anon elaborated:

{{quoteboxred|Sat near Chris-chan at Bronycon today. It was at the fan project panel, and he even asked a question and rambled on about how he had comics and a fandom (though never explicitly stating it was Sonichu). He even said the "high functioning autistic" line. He also mentioned being trolled, not having many friends, and all that, and I honestly felt kinda bad for him. Though most of the shit he's gotten over the years was his own self inflicted stupidity, so can't feel too bad for him.

But yeah, that's been the weirdest thing at this convention by a loooong shot. Like, at most like 5-10% percent of the thousands people I've seen and heard were weird or cringy, but nearly everyone here is either normal or just standard nerds.

But seeing and hearing Chris-chan, dear God that was hard to deal with...<ref>https://yuki.la/mlp/30721666</ref>}}

Day 3 pictures of Chris confirm that he wore the same ripped pair of [[Chris and fashion|leggings]] for three consecutive days. Based on his lack of basic hygiene habits, it can be assumed that they were not washed for the entire weekend.

After the con, Chris drove back to Virginia, car-pooling with Magi-Chan.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Back_from_BronyCon.2C_carpooling_with_Magi-Chan</ref>

{{quotebox|On our way back home; Son-Chu, Magi-Chan and I. #BronyCon2017 was Awesome! See y'all next year (or sooner). 😉 ⚡️💖💖💖⚡️ }}

<center><gallery>
File:Chris at the Holiday Inn Express.jpg| Chris fueling up before the con at the Holiday Inn Express.
File:BronyCon-d3-r1.jpg
File:BronyCon-d3-r2.jpg
File:Chris on a bus.jpg| Chris, presumably carpooling to the con.
File:Bronycon 2017 Panel.jpg|The panel Chris visited his final day at Bronycon.
File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg| A head-to-toe view of Chris's Day 3 outfit.
File:Spike in a Pikachu costume.jpg| The second drawing of Spike in a Pikachu costume. This one's only nominally less [[Chris and art|disturbing]] than the first.
‎File:Fluffle Love.jpg| "Lots of Fluffle Love. :)"
File:Chris looking uncomfortable with unknown man.jpg| Looking uncomfortable with a fan.
File:Chris dabbing.jpg| Chris performing the dab to attract a potential sweetheart. Pictured with [[Clare Porter]].
File:CWCmobile.jpg|[[Son-Chu]] 3.0 crossing the Virginia state line, on its way back to the [[14 Branchland Court|hoard]].
File:MergeComic6.jpg|Chris's drawing of his dance with Magi-Chan ([[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]])
</gallery></center>

====Videos====
Chris was recorded asking a [[Chris and oration|difficult-to-understand]] question about ad-libbing at the aforementioned panel, but not before greeting them in a jarringly high-pitched voice. He later shared the video on [[Facebook]], with the caption "So cute! :)". {{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC at Bronycon 2017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YbJcaesnQ30}}
| Stardate = 13 August 2017
| Maker = BB Rocket
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

'''Chris''': [''extremely high pitched voice''] Hi again!

'''Panel''': Hello.

'''Chris''': [''creepy laugh''] Ohhhh, but yeah [unintelligible] the talk, ya'll did answer my questions, starting with, y'know, I like kites [?] from that episode of My Little Pony. I did see and live and [unintelligible] so [mumbles]. Um, what ideal ad-lib would you like to contribute eventually in any show, including My Little Pony, and uh, which ones have you done so far are your personal favorite? Not including [unintellible]. [''laughs'']

'''Panel''': Is that a question for all of us?

The panel's response to Chris is as below: {{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan at Bronycon 2017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dKDEI7CJ-2I}}
| Stardate = 16 August 2017
| Maker = The Last Tendie
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

[''Continuation of Chris's question from previous video'']

'''Panel''': Is that a question for all of us?

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Panel''': Okay.

'''Panel''': Ad libs? Well, the whole thing with ad libs is it's kind of hard to pre-plan an ad lib because that's the nature of it, is to just kind of make it up on the spot. Kind of as you're saying the lines. So, uh, I mean I guess I'd want to say one that was popular, maybe. I feel like an ad lib for Tho- I don't know if there's Thorax ad libs, but for Vinny I had a lot of ad libs in Littlest Pet Shops, uh, he did [''character voice''] "Uhhhhh, I don't know!" He had lots of weird ad libs.

'''Panel''': Normally, we don't get- We're not allowed to ad lib. Whatever is written, uh, in the script is pretty much what we have to say, so, unless you're coughing or laughing or [unintelligible], it stays. It's really standard not to do that. But if I were to pick something I would say, I would love to ad lib more Spike in his sleep. Sleep talking.

===Souvenirs and autographs===

After the around three-hour drive back to [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris shared images on Facebook, showing pieces of merchandise he purchased along with some new drawings he made. Some of these were autographed by other visitors to the convention, notably several [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|MLP voice actresses]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Picture
|Description
|Chris's commentary
|-
|[[File:Signed Sonichu.jpg|150x150px]]
|Chris had Cathy Weseluck, the voice actress for Spike the Dragon, autograph his "personal copy of Sonichu #0".
|Cathy Weseluck autographed my personal copy of Sonichu #0, she remembered my name, and me kindly when I greeted her again. She is super wise, and left such an inspirational impression on me! Thank You, Cathy.
|-
|[[File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|150x150px]]
|Kelly Sheridan, voice of Starlight Glimmer, signed one of Chris's drawings.
|Kelly Sheridan; I was looking forward to meet her so much. She even loved my Night Star bringing up Schultz's Kite-Eating Tree. She even related to me with how I was being trolled and bullied, with such a quote that will be in my memory forever. With that many trolls, and fans, "You have made it." As in how successful I have become. Thank You, Kelly.
|-
|[[File:CMC Drawing.jpg|150x150px]]
|Claire Corlett, Michelle Creber, Madeleine Peters, and Brynna Drummond all "read" about Chris's "many talents" and signed his [[Chris and ego|ego-stroking]] drawing for him.
|Awesome Bonus, All of the CMC actresses were there, I was inspired to draw and write Night Star putting forward a question to really test the four of them on how to figure out the extensive meaning behind a single Cutie Mark that defines ALL of your multiple talents. They each loved and agreed on how I imagined their respective CMC responded. Not to mention more lasting impressions upon me and each of them. Thank You, Maddy! Thank You, Brynna! Thank You, Michelle! Thank You, Claire! To each of all of you, I want to say that You Are Awesome! 🌸🌸💖💖💖💖🌸
|-
|[[File:Signed BC Picture.jpg|150x150px]]
|Daniel Ingram's autograph on a picture of two ponies.
|And let's Not forget the Music from the show and the movies and special shorts. In General, minus Heavy Metal, music moves me, and to me, there are certain ones that send a Shiver of Happiness, Literally, throughout my whole body! To name a few, Sonic CD's "Sonic Boom", "Watashitachi Ni Naritakute", the Sailor Stars Theme Song, and even a number of Daniel Ingram's songs make me feel that musical joy. Between the Cafeteria Song, Shine Like Rainbows, even the Rainboom's Half of the Battle Song between the Dazzlings and Rainbooms. And even just Now, in the New Episode of MLP I finally watched today, I related to this episode, in short: Matched My Surprise and initial inability to cope with suddenly being That Famous, and being harassed/trolled when not used to or ready for that. And, YES, even in my Sonichu Books, like the Leasons, I never said I was as Super Powerful Perfect, I had my flaws, and they were written and drawn in ink. I, too, was and still am a Work In Progress. Daniel, Thank You for producing the Most Tracks that can fill me with the Positivity I can feel to further empower myself emotionally and mentally. And, just to repeat, Let Vinyl Scratch Speak, Soon, Please! 🎵⚡️🌸🌸⚡️
|-
|[[File:Vinyl Scratch Figure.jpg|150x150px]]
|He wanted Nowacking to autograph his Vinyl Scratch figure, but didn't meet her. Nowacking would later block Chris on Twitter.
|Also, and I Wish I knew sooner, Nowacking, and Doctor Wolf; I am a huge fan of them both; they were there too! I would have loved to not only Selfies with them, and Nowacking autographing my Minis Vinyl Scratch's skirt, but also a little chat, to share a positive memory with them. An intelligent chat with Doctor Wolf, singing in an impression of her "All About That Bass". I would have visited their panels, if I knew with a better highlight of those respective ones from the schedule. Then, I take a deep breath, mindfully meditate, and remind myself that I can reach out to them online, and that there's always next year.
|-
|[[File:BC fb haul 1.JPG|150x150px]]
|Finally, FluffyMixer signed Chris's bag with mysterious brown stains.
|Oops, I forgot one. FluffleMixer, of the Fluffle Puff series on YouTube, singed the bag that came with my Fluffle Puff plush. Thank You! 😊
|}

===Aftermath===
Chris described his enjoyment of the event.

{{quotebox|And, once again, I had an Awesome Time throughout the weekend! What really made it for me was being able to actually shine as the actual kind and open-hearted person that I was, and still am, to a LOT of people, who already knew me, and those just getting acquainted, and those who now I would delight in further communications now and then or so. And all of the Kindness and Heartfelt, Honest Love I have found, enjoyed, and will always treasure in my heart forever; the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life.

And to All of You who found me and shared at least a joyful greeting, Thank You All! I Love You All! And I truly mean that from the bottom and fullness of my smiling heart and soul, and I Loved making Each and Every one of you Smile too.

🌈🎵⚡️🖍📝🌸💖😊💖🌸📝🖍⚡️🎵}}

Although not without some muscle soreness from hauling his Sonichu crap, souvenirs and fat gut everywhere.

{{quotebox|I will say the enduring price I had to pay for the weekend, and to match tie Grand Galloping Gala's Dress Code; pinched toes and hurt heels And my calves still hurt from the weight of carrying my Sonichu books; next year, a backpack on wheels, and try for a size 7 slipper. Everything Positive still worth all that endurance on my part. Earned my enjoyable weekend more ways than one. 😊 I'm alive and okay; I will recover quick like normal. }}

==2018==
The 2018 convention took place between 27 and 29 July 2018. Chris's visit to BronyCon is a remarkable contrast to his recent attendance of [[TooManyGames]]. It is notable to mention that Chris received significant attention from his female fans, including one cosplayer, who attended several events with him.

===Funding===
Chris had a difficult time with the funding for the 2018 trip, due to being the victim of an [[Idea Guys|alleged extortion scheme]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/</ref> Chris eventually scrounged up enough money to afford the trip from [[eBay]] sales and donations.

The first of the donations came on 17 April 2018. Following a bout of Chris's begging over Twitter and in [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]], [[Jack Jankowski]] gave Chris $1,200 in the hopes that Chris would attend BronyCon and hang out with Jack and be interviewed for his YouTube channel.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/</ref> Chris then spent $250 on registration for a Bronze plan - confirmed by "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" appearing on the Sponsor section of BronyCon's website, as that is a perk of the Bronze plan.<ref name=bronyconreg></ref>

However, Chris was still in financial distress. On 10 May 2018, Chris had a meltdown over Twitter, in part due to people pointing out the issues with his finances:<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Meltdown on Twitter]]</ref>

{{quote|YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T GO TO BRONYCON! FUCK YOU! I TOOK CARE OF MY BILLS AND EVERYTHING WAS TAKEN FROM ME! FUCKING EVERYTHING!}}

On 18 May, Chris requested free admission from BronyCon, on the grounds that "[[Ego|y'all know who I am]]" and that he was having extreme financial difficulties.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997581679521812480</ref> A fan pointed out that BronyCon offered a three-day pass for only $65, but Chris hesitated, saying he wanted a higher tier pass for getting autographs.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997596539714392064</ref> ''Note: The higher tier passes only grant priority in line''.<ref name=bronyconreg>http://archive.is/0EGot</ref>

The next day, a fan suggested that Chris use BronyCon as an opportunity to make some money by selling at the Artist Alley, but Chris rejected the idea, saying he wants to "experience the whole BronyCon, and I cannot do that from Sitting in ONE spot in the marketplace".<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997794676395700224</ref> Chris then tried asking BronyCon for a free upgrade from the Bronze pass he had paid for weeks ago to a Diamond pass valued at $2,000, again receiving no response.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997915157442547715</ref>

Strong ebay sales during the summer pulled him back from the brink of financial ruin in time for BronyCon.

Nine days before the convention, Chris had another obstacle to overcome, explaining in [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] that [[Son-Chu]] was in bad shape and needed $850 for repairs. Luckily for him, [[Danielle Stone]] hatched a scheme to become his sweetheart, which involved giving him $1,000 to get his attention. Chris simply friendzoned Stone and used the money for his car repair. As the repairs would not be done in time, Chris instead opted to borrow [[Barbara Chandler||his mother]]'s car instead, which she allowed after Chris promised to get new tires and a full oil change for it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nulls-gambit.45655/page-11#post-3598032</ref>

===Day 0===
Chris arrived in Baltimore on 26 July, a Thursday, a day before the con. He picked up his badge and ate dinner with Jai Heart — a fan.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC BronyCon 2018 Day 0 reg1.jpg|Chris's registration badge.
File:CWC BronyCon 2018 Day 0 reg2.jpg|Showing off his Sponsor status and sporting a drawing he had commissioned weeks before of [[Night Star]] kissing [[Kun T’Nyuget]].
File:CWC and TangerinePone BronyCon 2018.jpg|"Eating out with my new friend @CWCSonichu"
</gallery></center>

Chris's tweets:

{{quotebox|This Year’s BronyCon is sponsored in part by the Nation of Cwcville, and the Sonichus and Rosechus. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|Driving my buds back to their hotel; I got windshield-washed by a young dude. So, I gave him two dollars and my business card; told him he just helped a Celebrity. LOL 😊 It’s still good to help others. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

===Day 1===

On the morning of the con, Chris posted a video to Twitter, where he announced his appearance, showed off his cosplay and explained his options for meetups and autographs.

At the convention, Chris posed for photos with fans. It is worth noting that Chris ensured his Night Star plushy was always in the shot. Users of /mlp/ once again posted their photos of Chris<ref>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32696878</ref>.

Later that day, Chris attended a signing event, featuring voice actress [[Chris_and_socialization#MLP_voice_actresses|Tabitha St. Germain]]<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1022886011586732033</ref>. As he waited in line, he uploaded a video. Once they met, they shared a photo together and had "lovely chat." Whether Chris appealed for [[HarassCWCdirectly#Aftermath|Tabitha to unblock him following last year's Twitter events]] remains unknown.

<center><gallery>
File:BronyCon2018fan.jpg|With a fan
File:BronyCon2018fan2.jpg
File:BronyCon2018fan3.jpg
File:BronyCon2018Stall2.jpg|Captured by a table holder
File:BronyCon2018Galpal.jpg|With a Twitter gal pal
File:BronyCon2018spotted.jpg|Spotted
File:ChrisTabitha.jpg|Chris meets Tabitha St. Germain
</gallery></center>

====Good Morning, Baltimare====
{{Infobox/video
| name = Good Morning, Baltimare!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xRT03Ncr0_8}}
| stardate = 27 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}
| previous = [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]]
| next = [[BronyCon#Waiting for Tabitha|Waiting for Tabitha]]
}}

====Waiting for Tabitha====

{{Infobox/video
| name = Waiting for Tabitha
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XIAQLJii5b4}}
| stardate = 27 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}
| previous = [[BronyCon#Good Morning, Baltimare|Good Morning, Baltimare]]
| next = [[BronyCon#Mad Munchkin Panel|Mad Munchkin Panel]]
}}

===Day 2===
According to a Twitter user who attended a same panel as Chris, Chris engaged with a voice actor, regarding "sister dimensions".<ref>https://twitter.com/SandalwoodRK/status/1023349071317221377</ref>

Chris tweeted about enjoying panels and the convention so far:

{{quotebox|I enjoyed Mad Munchkin’s Creativity Panel, and I enjoyed the TF2 Analytic Panel. I have a poster for Ingrid to sign; the Convention is Awesome.}}

====Nowacking rejection====
Not long after the aforementioned tweet, Chris posted again:

{{quotebox|Okay, Venting Time}}

{{quotebox|HE Pushed Me Away, and I had a drawing and a present. He remembered Blocking me on Twitter, like, MONTHS Ago! What is HIS Problem with me NOWADAYS?! He closed himself off from me; did not even stop to tell me why. I Feel Devastated! I Feel Upset! Tears are Welling a Bit. Why? 😧}}

{{quotebox|Awesome and Inspirational as he is, He Can be a Dick, apparently. Who Knew? I guess it is the Aloof, Cold Dude in him.}}

Chris deleted the last tweet moments later.

Due to the fact that Chris posted his tweets not long after mentioning Mad Munchkin, fans speculated whether Munchkin was the one to reject him; however, because the pronouns Chris used were incorrect, this was quickly disregarded. On Kiwi Farms, users suggested that fan production VA [[Chris_and_socialization#MLP_voice_actresses|Nowacking]] may have been a suitable candidate because he is a trans male, he had a panel occurring at the time of Chris's post, and he voices the character Chris attached as images.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-17#post-3607785</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-17#post-3607830</ref> In August 2017, Nowacking blocked Chris twice on Twitter due to [[August 2017 tweets#Relationships and online dating|Chris replying to every single tweet he made in a short space of time and the subsequent ween harassment]]; thus, he would have sufficient reason to turn down Chris.

Jai Heart, who dined with Chris on Friday, posted his account on the Farms:
{{quoteboxyellow|I personally don't want to name the VA, but they're a fandom voice actor who is transitioning FtM. These were the gifts that Chris intended to give him:

[[File:BronyConNowacking1.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConNowacking2.jpg|200px]]

I met Chris again in the vendor hall, and she told me what happened. This was minutes before the tweets. She gave me those two gifts and suggested I give them to the VA because he might accept it from me. She seemed to be in a hurry because she rushed off.

After the tweets, I told Chris in private that I won't be giving the gifts to the VA, and suggested he delete the tweets and maybe write an apology, because this could give people a legitimate report about Chris. I'm currently trying to get the gifts back to her.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-25#post-3610318</ref>}}

Jai's post gave solid confirmation that Nowacking was the subject of Chris's upset tweets, and the pony featured in the drawing with Night Star matched Nowacking's OC.<ref>https://www.deviantart.com/wyntercreations/art/Nowacking-OC-Request-330440591</ref> Chris [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|later confirmed that it was Nowacking who turned him down]].

Chris had expressed hardships in affording to attend BronyCon 2018, yet he did not hesitate to [[Financhu Crisis#Chris's frivolous spending during the crisis|purchase a sizeable Hasbro figurine]] for someone who likely receives fan gifts often. Chris' attempt at gifting a drawing to reconnect with a person who blocked him echos the "[[DoopieDoOver#NightStar2891|apology piece]]" during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] — both attempts achieved similar outcomes.

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|"Today I was lucky enough to get a photo taken by the creator of Sonichu , @CWCSonichu ! I wanted to surprise them with a cosplay of their very own comic character!"
File:BronyCon18Day2-1.jpg
File:BronyCon18Day2-2.jpg
File:BronyCon18Day2-3.jpg
File:BronyCon18Day2-5.jpg|At the ''Riffing Rainbow'' panel
File:BronyCon18Day2-4.jpg|Taken "around 10 pm", according to the author<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-22#post-3609383</ref>
File:BronyconPic932.png

</gallery></center>

====Mad Munchkin Panel====
Chris can be seen from 2:38, near the front of the audience:

{{Infobox/video
| name = Mad Munchkin at Bronycon 2018 Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2HpZyBhsCzc}}
| stardate = 28 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[BronyCon#Waiting for Tabitha|Waiting for Tabitha]]
| next = [[BronyCon#Mad Munchkin Panel|DRWolf at Bronycon 2018!]]
}}

Chris appears at the 3:06 mark:

{{Infobox/video
| name = DRWolf at Bronycon 2018!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3suErL4y9gY}}
| stardate = 28 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[BronyCon#Mad Munchkin Panel|Mad Munchkin at Bronycon 2018 Part 2]]
| next = [[BronyCon#Riffing Rainbow Panel|Riffing Rainbow Panel]]
}}

====Riffing Rainbow Panel====

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan at Riffing Rainbow panel Bronycon
| video = {{#ev:youtube|brVBbDZTXW0}}
| stardate = 28 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[BronyCon#Mad Munchkin Panel|Mad Munchkin Panel]]
| next = [[Waiting for the tow truck#Video|Waiting for the tow truck]]
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP]]|nextlink=[[Waiting for the tow truck]]}}

===Day 3===
On the final day of the convention, Chris attended screenwriter M. A. Larson's panel with his new gal pal.<ref>https://twitter.com/KrazyKariana/status/1023590919876927489</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:BronyCon18Day3-1.jpg|At the M. A. Larson panel
</gallery></center>

===Unknown date===
<center><gallery>
File:NightStarPlush.jpg|Close-up of Chris' Night Star plush
</gallery></center>

*[[Chris Chan Boasting About Celebrity Status|Chris boasts his celebrity status to a couple of fans]]

===Aftermath===
{{main|Waiting for the tow truck}}
After BronyCon, Chris became an [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|avid follower of Mad Munchkin on Twitter]] — his obsession going as far as devising a genderswap counterpart to Munchkin's OC named [[A little bit of Gary Stu|Gary Stu]].<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Eye of the Beholder]]</ref> In [[January 2019]], following a combination of Chris' usual online behavior and excessive ween activity, Munchkin, among several other Brony analysts, blocked Chris on Twitter, paving way for the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|Twitter block saga]].

Chris also started following [[DRWolf]], whose aforementioned convention vlog featured Chris in the audience. Chris adapted Wolf's fursona into a [[Sonichu Special 5|Sonichu short]], as well as a [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|inadvertent Lego parody]]. Both media dealt with the mass Twitter block of January 2019.

==2019==

BronyCon 2019 is expected to be the last BronyCon, and will take place at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland on 1-4 [[August 2019]].

===Funding===
Chris originally planned to go with [[Sarah and Steve]], but they pulled out (''My Main Plan with Two Friends who HAD Reserved a room for us three, and had their passes; they fell off the Communications Map On Me!!!'')<ref>[[July 2019 social media posts]]</ref> and he appealed on 8 [[July 2019]] for $600 to cover costs. On 14 July, some [[ween]] gave him the whole amount, and on 30 July, he confirmed on YouTube that he would go the entire four days in his [[General BronyCon Announcement.]]

===Day 1===
In the early hours of 1 August, Chris made the journey to Baltimore, leaving at around 6:15 local time (EST) and arriving at around 10:45. The journey took Chris and [[Son-Chu]] about 4 hours and 30 minutes.

===Panel===

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Christine Chandler at BronyCon 2019 panel
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qpi_RSCHI3E}}
| Stardate = 3 August 2019
| Maker =
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==See also==

*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Chris and hygiene]]

==References==
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{{Places}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]