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Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-04-29T02:42:00Z

Abyssal:

In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

CWCki:News

2010-09-01T05:37:49Z

Abyssal: /* Death of the Beloved PS3 */

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== Flipnote Hatena return ==

So... how many <s>days</s> <s>hours</s> minutes before he's banned? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*http://flipnote.hatena.com/mobile/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ is SakuraBlossom's profile. She gave him a butt-tonne of stars just before. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Thanks. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing?''' --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Update: Flipnotes previously reported to be taken down are (surprise) back up again. Oh Chris. (Hopefully this time around the trolltards won't do any reporting.) --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 01:53, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

== New tweets ==

Yeah. Chris has tweeted yet again, promoting his Sonichu Modnation crap and asking for ‘5-Star Votes’. No mention of Flipnote or anything related, though.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 08:02, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Where is Chris? ==

It seems like he has been pretty inactive lately. There have been no new updates since July 26th. I wonder what he is doing. What is he up to? Any thoughts?
-Interested bystander 08/10/2010
*Chris is playing [[ModNation Racers]]. He has been for quite a while. Nothing will happen for some time. Same thing happened when he got LBP. Also, you don't have to type your name out and stuff. Just put 4 tildes (~) after your message and it will sign your post for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:35, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This quiet spell is killing me, someone go fire a petrol bomb through his house, get some reaction.. anything! If i lived within 3 hours of him, swear to god i'd be there everyday with my camera staking him out. --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 04:47, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Heh. The thing is... doing stuff that would make anyone RAEG (or at least, respond with huge amounts of emotion and anger) isn't really what's funny. The funny thing is doing [[Miyamoto|something]] [[Liquid|really]] [[Asperchu|minor]] that wouldn't phase anyone else, or would even amuse them, then watching him explode with disproportionate tard rage. There's also this tiny, niggling doubt in the back of my mind that... unless it actually hit Chris's room, or his car, or his parents raged at him for it (therefore inconveniencing him), he honestly wouldn't care. He'd just call it 'sad' or something. Chris really only cares about himself. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:59, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe Chris is still getting into stupid shit, but we're not seeing it. Maybe he was already banned from FAF for being a creep. We can't know at this point, but the possibility that we're missing out on some heavy shit is pretty frustrating. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 02:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

For some reason I am really interested in the whole Chris saga. I find him to be a pretty interesting person. I wish I lived near him so I could actually see him in action or actually talk to him. I tried adding him on facebook but apparently he never checks his facebook anymore. [[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 12:54, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I swear this whole 2 year saga is like the best thing on the internet, but even so a lot of it has been dominated by quite spells. Then he'll release a new episode and in a whirlwind of shit and comeuppance he'll find his new sweetheart (I.E. any girl who dares to even acknowledge his existence, besides his mother.). Until then we just got be patient. [[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 15:34, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

== Not a forum crackdown ==

Given recent events, I'm starting to get pissed about people who are using CWCki as a forum. Next person to do any of the follow (list not inclusive): posting trolling plans, posting personal comments on videos (like commenting how stupid Chris is), or pretty much '''anything that is not pertaining to improvement of the article will result in temporary bans.''' If you have any questions about this, feel free to contact me. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
*champ, despite you being the most cwcki leader of all cwcki things, to be honest, you're not doing a very good job of enforcing this. you SHOULD call it a forum crackdown. you should call it Crackdown: The End of All Things: The Movie [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:29, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== He has returned ==

Dry spell officially over? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

* That has still yet to be seen, but it appears so... I would, however, expect more video's soon in the immediate future given how much Chris has obsessed over his 10 year high-school reunion. When he finds out it isn't going to happen or he wasn't invited, there will definitely be some more videos (either of him crying about how the Greene County School board conspired to keep him out of the reunion, or raging against the school itself for not inviting him). Keep your eyes peeled, this high school reunion whining has the potential to become a saga in itself --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 06:10, 27 August 2010

if not the reunion this "trollbusters" alone could be another ego trip worth laughing at[[User:Mr.moose|Mr.moose]] 09:26, 27 August 2010
==Death of the Beloved PS3==
I don't understand why Chris destroyed his PS3... isn't formating the drive mean he just deleted all the data on the hard drive? I mean I realize he had a ton of shit on there but, now he has to buy a new one when he couldve just started from scratch with his old one... Anyone mind elaborating on this?[[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 01:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:This is either a gross overreaction to losing his hard drive (most of the content on which could easily be replaced, such as comics, songs, and purchased content.) or a somewhat extreme attempt at <s>re</s>gaining a social life. It actually reminds me of when I was a kid and I lost one of my Pokemon due to a trading glitch and came to the retarded conclusion that I should just wipe my entire save file. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:: who knows. my guess is that he will probably buy another one eventually with his tugboat
:::What about the rumors that he was trying to collect a bounty from trolls. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 22:37, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

==Chris spotted at Fashion Square...Again.==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ueHWOKMh0 The guy who made the FAF vids posted this.]

Any thoughts? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:13, 31 August 2010 (EST)

: He looks almost normal. Interesting... -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 14:26, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

:Same orange shirt from this weekend's second video. I wonder if he's giving up on the trucker vest. Kind of disappointing, really, in the plain old slacks and a t-shirt he just looks like a garden-variety fat dude. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:27, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::Chris is seriously not aging well. The more normal he dresses, the more obvious his poor health becomes. What I see is a mass of orange filth, and from that mass, four scrawny, sickly limbs have sprouted. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:09, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Maybe it's 'cos I live in the South. Take him out of the clown shirt and Chris isn't all that unusual down here. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:14, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
The way he's sitting suggests he's "spreading his plumage" just like his Captain Morgan pose with the muscle bra at FAF. He still fucking believes he's the apex of masculinity and women will flock to him if he makes himself visible. Of course, the only thing he's showcasing sitting like that is his gut and man boobs.

Should we add this to the [[Attraction Sign]] page? Same concept, Chris is just getting more and more implicit about it. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 14:38, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:He's not becoming more implicit, he's just becoming more lazy about it. Back in 2005, he actually put a tiny degree of effort into his attraction methods. Now he's not even trying anymore. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:02, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:There is no attraction sign in that video. Chris is just lusting after the chick while he sits slumped in the seat, at the height of his glory. --[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 20:46, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

File talk:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg

2010-08-27T06:36:36Z

Abyssal:

I swear to god, with the lips and hair, this strongly reminds me of Ivy. Might be a coincidence, but then again, anyone see where I'm coming in? --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 21:44, 26 August 2010 (PDT)
:No. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 23:36, 26 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Megan Schroeder

2010-08-26T07:55:07Z

Abyssal: /* Megan Schroeder, a lesbian? */

==To do==
*Add photos of Megan, from the comic and from IRL
*Talk about how she met Chris
*Their relationship
**A bit of clarification about Chris's purchases is in order. From the sounds of it, it sounded like Chris would bid on stuff for Megan off eBay since he had a credit card and Megan would pay him back, though in some cases it seems like Chris would give her presents and she went along with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:28, 10 June 2009 (CEST)
*Write separate article for Megan Saga, if need be

==Photo of Megan + Bro from ED==
*Have you seen it? He looks as though he could have some kind of mental disability. That could go a long way toward explaining how she was able to tolerate CWC for so long. Thoughts? --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:44, 9 June 2009 (CEST)
: Link? [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:21, 9 June 2009 (CEST)
: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/People#Megan_Schroeder --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 20:38, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

==To do==

Whoever uploaded all the photos and shit, YOU'RE DOING A HECKUVA JOB. Keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:37, 3 February 2009 (CET)

==Prologue and Afterword==
Could someone cite the source of the Prologue text ("Eventually, light a magical lighthouse...") and the afterword ("Yet, one can't stay on such sweet passionate feelings ...")? It's lulzy stuff, but I just want to know the exact sauce. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:48, 18 March 2009 (CET)
*Prologue was on his MySpace, it's long gone. It can be seen here [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997802418#The_Megan_Saga] The Afterword I can't find, I'm fairly sure it's from one of his blogs. Mirrored here [http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:FqdTi29vvXkJ:www.networksecurityarchive.org/html/FullDisclosure/2007-11/msg00098.html+%22for+now+I+walk+from+the+End+of+our+time+together%3B%22&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a]--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:13, 10 April 2009 (CEST)

==Megan Schroeder, a lesbian?==
Possibly Homosexual? Must remember to investigate further. [[User:Janitor|Janitor]] 09:19, 6 April 2009 (CEST)
* Wow, where did that one come from?? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 05:50, 19 May 2009 (CEST)
*Nah. she just had a soldier fetish. Possibly nazi soldiers. [[User:garfunkel|garfunkel]]
** Cite your source, bro. --[[User:Rafaal|Rafaal]] 21:41, 3 September 2009 (CEST)
*I doubt that she's lesbian. Probably bisexual, but her sexual orientation isn't really important. Assuming she's straight as a board and completely secure with her sexuality, she'd never have liked Chris as anything more than a friend. Who can blame her, really?--[[User:Staypuft|Staypuft]] 03:22, 4 August 2009 (CEST)
:Wait when has Megan at any time hinted to being attracted to women? [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 00:55, 26 August 2010 (PDT)

==Megan E-Mails==
Just curious, is there anyway we can put those e-mails on a separate page? It REALLY detracts from the page overall. I've been wanting to, really, but I didn't know how you guys would take it for another page like that [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:44 28 July 2009 (UST)
*At the bequest of someone, it may be wise to make a page with just the Megan e-mails. It's redundant but some people want to look up shit just involving Megan and not wade through the other stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:16, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

== Nazi fetish ==

Shouldn't it be mentioned somewhere? Also she's German lol. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 19:10, 21 September 2009 (CEST)
*Nazi fetish? Sauce? [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 20:31, 21 September 2009 (CEST)
:*Megan asked Chris in a few e-mails to buy some pics of Nazi German soldiers off eBay and she'd remark how cute they are. Guess she had a thing for men in (Nazi) uniforms. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:54, 21 September 2009 (CEST)
*Nazi fetish? Sounds like my kinda gal-pal.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:45, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article Cleanup==

This article REALLY needs some sort of clean up and bad! I'd do it, but I don't know where to begin, since I don't know what I should or shouldn't delete! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:00, 1 October 2009 (CEST)

== Interview ==

Has anyone E-Mailed Megan yet? Because, I have an idea for an exclusive interview with her. Is this a good idea to do an interview with her?--[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 06:11, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

* I think she's put this chapter of her life behind her and wants nothing to do with Chris or the trolling. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:30, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

** yeah, lucas and mimms have said "her side of the story" has been told aka chris is retarded what more is there and both of them have stated that she doesn't want anything to do with this anymore. it's enough [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:34, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

*Ah, ok then. I guess it's case closed then. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 22:03, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
***I'm surprised that no one has tried to contact her, though[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:16, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== About the paragraph on Megan's brother ==

I found this sentence a little bit odd:

*"However, emails seem to imply that John is of regular intelligence and Megan had confirmed that none of her family members are autistic."

Retardation and autism are two different things, so I don't see how a lack of autism in her family goes toward ruling out the possibility that John might be retarded. Plus, Megan's confirmation is already on the page in an email of Megan's to Chris, so it doesn't add new information. Does anyone else agree that this sentence can be shortened to everything before the first "and"? --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:45, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== Pixelated picture of CWC and Megan ==

I uploaded an unpixelated version of [[Image:Megan_Schroeder.jpg]] here: [[Image:ChrisAndMeganUnpixelated.jpg]].

Given how disgusting a close-up on Chris can be, I'm not sure which is the better version, but if anyone wants an unedited version it's there. [[User:IanBrandonAnderson|IanBrandonAnderson]] 05:53, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Now I ain't sayin' she a gold-digga==

...but a section with all the shit Chris bought for her would be pretty funny. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 24 December 2009 (CET)

*Indeed!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:36, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

=TOW edits=

Anyone with half a brain knows that's not her. I highly doubt she would put her first and last name in and then make edits reguarding Chris. Also, whoever uploaded the screencap and posted the new edit to the article was probably the fag who did it. Please delete that section. --[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 22:30, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

I edited her userpage.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Meganshroeder]
''I want to protect Chris despite the fact that he's an obese racist who has tried to rape me, posted crude pornographic drawings of me on the internet, is a stupid stubborn southerner with no regards to decency or law, a social and intellectual retard, gets ridiculed constantly, has been banned from numerous stores for soliciting sex, not to mention complete lack of fashion sense, an ego even more bloated than his gut. Yeah, I totally wanna suck his duck.'' If that stays up there, its a lulzy troll, if its off by tomorrow, its Megan.

First of all, sign your comments. Second, that is incredibly retarded logic and I already know for a fact that was a troll. I'll be removing that section. If anyone has any questions my contact information is on my user page.--[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 15:48, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== I dong know why this page is protected... ==

...but anyway, Megan aparently lived in XXXXXXXXXXX in 2006. That may be interesting information to add. (Source is an e-mail from 2006). [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 08:26, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* The page is protected because Chris insisted that we took it down. This is in place to avoid the risk of anyone vandalizing it. Yes we can reverse it but it would be a drag. I also took the liberty to sensor your last entry. It is in our policy to not track down Megan on any reason. She's a victim of Chris's harassment and it would be painful of her If she got called over this by Trolls from ED. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia update ==

Chris reverted the changes Daria made on Megan's page and it shows that chris still both hasn't let go of the fact that megan hated him and that the shecameforCWC.jpg picture wasn't pretty much a big deal and that its being used against him. here's the link http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan_Schroeder&curid=2648&diff=7034&oldid=7032 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This Daria person is alright with me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:52, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*That doesn't really surprise me, given Chris' past behavior on this matter...Still, Camacho has been rather useful these past few days. In the name of Dr. Ivo Robotnik, I believe Daria Camacho deserves a prrromotion. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:12, 17 May 2010 (EST)
**her passiveness has proven awesome, but who is this mysterious woman?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:42, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
**I think I can tell who she is.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:07, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
***0_0 who is it?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
***tell us pretty plox. also, when is her article being created?--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 06:54, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==Second Chop-Chop Video?==

Hmm, that's interesting - the second Chop-Chop Master Onion Rap video (the one with the extra picture in it) is deleted (the link said it was removed). Did anyone save it?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:28, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:General

2010-08-23T14:57:36Z

Abyssal: /* Magi-chan spin off comic */

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For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and relationships==
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== July 23 Fridays After Five ==

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

==Modnation Levels==
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Just a question==
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)

== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris's handwriting ==

Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.

Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==

Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==

Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.

I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== chris at faf again ==

Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Was it just me... ==

Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== PS3 Tracker ==
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.

But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:I wonder if we should add a ModNation tracker. I support the idea of a greater PS3 tracker as well.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:29, 18 August 2010 (PDT)
:Can anyone confirm that Chris bought the PlayStation <s>Plus</s> Live Gold subscription, or does he have enough sense not to buy a $50 annual service that gives discounts to crap he already owns?--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:05, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki! http://cwckiforum.proboards.com

Yeah I know the colors suck and it's not all there yet. AHM WORKIN ON IT!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:The color scheme is offensive to the eye. Was that intentional so discourage Chris from sticking his nose into it? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:25, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

I'll take that excuse for my beign shitty with color layouts. But yeah, totally to throw off chris. That's it. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:54, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris spotted on CWCki (probably) ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Contributions/G0dofThunderG0dofWar --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:47, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
*: Still waiting for a IP address confirmation... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:57, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

Most likely a troll, Chris isn't that smark with 1337 talk, and his changes are more ovbious, and clyde erased his changes immediately.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:44, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Possi-Chris put a message about his user page not being public property, but a few edits made quick work of that. >:) --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 14:36, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

== I personally talked to Bob and Chris ==

Knowing that [[Bob]] and [[Chris]] would only answer if I called with a 434 area code, I got Caller ID Faker thanks to the magic of Android Marketplace. Anyways, posing as a white knight (or more correctly an anti-troll), Bob asked me if I could let you guys know that he's at the Burger King in Ruckersville daily from 9:30 to 10:30 AM, and that sometimes Chris is with him. I then called Chris on his cell phone and asked him when the next Sonichu will be released. He said "eventually."

Video coming in a minute. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 16:54, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

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:You should have grilled him on that "eventually" part, and told him that if he was serious about Sonichu's success, he would update it more regularly. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:So Bob talks about having no axe to grind and tries to coax the trolls away from their computers. Sounds like he's quite taken with his internet persona. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== I will interview Chris tomorrow ==

What should I ask him? [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:33, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Details regarding "trolls hacked my bank accounts!" --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Grill him on that "eventually" part he said in the last call. Tell him that if he was serious about Sonichu, he wouldn't go months at a time without updating. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Today's big news in the gaming world was the ps3 hack. Given Chris's attachment to the ps3, you could ask him if he's heard about it and what he thinks about it. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:: Definitely the information regarding his allegedly hacked back accounts. If you can disguise it as a different number, tell them your part of Best Buy's fraud investigation department, and ask for details concerning the incident. If Chris feel's he talking to someone who can actually fight back against trolls, he'll be willing to tell you everything. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:09, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::How his parents reacted when they found out about the Game Place incident and what happened with the police. Also possibly ask him about his future (if there's any games he's looking forward to, etc) that could preoccupy him and keep him off the internet like Modnation Racers is currently. Did he agree to an interview with you already or are you hoping he'll answer again? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 18:41, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::*I'm hoping he'll answer again. He answered the first time, so I'm guessing he'll answer a second time. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 19:38, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:If you get Bob again, ask him about his career with Western Electric and his inventions. Someone on his talk page on here thinks he assisted in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard. If he did, that's more impressive than his plastic molding controls that Chris loves to talk about. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 21:37, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
::I actually suggested that due to the time Bob worked for WE being around the same time of the automatic switchboard (due to his mention of an automatic device related to telephony before, with it possibly being WE's first truly electronic switchboard, the 1ESS), and considering the only other major test was in Illinois in 1960 by Bell Labs, it might have been WE's first major installation, and Chris's mind probably thought plastic molding controls were more exciting than the switchboard and simply forgot Bob ever mentioned it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:28, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

As a dedicated member of the TRUE and Loyal Fanbase, ask him where you can read the Sonichu comics, of course. Also, when will he finish the Videobooks of the last issues. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 00:31, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

:* This is a good point. Some kind of subtle mention that the only place on the internet hosting the Sonichu website are the dirty trolls (maybe with a mention that you hate going to the site because of the lies they spread), just to make certain he knows the comics aren't anywhere else on the internet. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

A smarter man may be able to put 2 and 2 together, and think you're a troll for knowing about the bank stuff, since he hasn't released anything about it. (beat panel) Remember, we don't know for sure what happened with those accounts, so don't feed him a line about trolls doing it, stay vague like just "Your father mentioned something about a bank account; what actually happened?", and let him answer for himself. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 01:54, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I want to ask him something, but all I can think of doesn't relate to finding out more info about him, just his opinion on stuff he likes (like the new Gen 5 [[Pokemon|pokeymanz]]). Is that OK? (Yes, I know I fail so hard.) --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 07:53, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
*That's fine. I'm actually going to ask him a few questions like that myself. I'm also going to ask him what he likes to do when he's not on the internet, which may help with trolling efforts. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 08:49, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I've got ten questions so far:
*What happened with the bank account hacking?
*What future video games are you looking forward to?
*What did your father invent and do when he worked with Western Electric, and did he really assist in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard?
*Are there any places other than the CWCki that host your comics?
*What are your thoughts on Pokemon Black and White?
*What are your favorite things to do when you're not on the internet?
*What's an average day for Chris?
*In Sonichu 3, there's a character named "[[Merried Seinor Comic]]. What does his name mean? (I had trouble thinking of another question)
*Is there more than just an intake survey in your [[Autism papers]]?
*If you were really serious about Sonichu, wouldn't you update more frequently?
[[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 09:47, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
:Those will work just fine. Make sure you save all the hardest questions for last, otherwise he will just shut down. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 10:11, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::Perhaps ask how his sweetheart search is going? Has he found anyone (not likely)? Or does he have his sights on some poor unlucky women? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 10:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::*Added that to the list. I'll be interviewing him in a few hours. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 10:25, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Hm, the only thing I'd change is "hacking", that's still feeding him a line of 'somebody else is involed,' and save it for when he becomes more open and likeley to tell (say on accident) the truth; "I heard mentioned that there was an overdraft on your credit card; did you spend too much, or what happened?" --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:40, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Do you have any idea when you will be able to post a recording? --[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 14:05, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Crud, I wish I would've been able to find this earlier. I was going to suggest one that I'm sure is on everyone's minds, but I might as well post here:

Did Chris (or is he still planning to) go to his HS reunion? And if yes, did he ever get the chance to dance with Tiffany Gowen? --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 14:49, 20 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

*No luck yet. I called him several times, each time using a 434 area code. His phone is on, but it's either silent or he doesn't have it with him. Or he doesn't want to answer. I will try again in an hour. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 14:58, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

If you're going to pose as a TRUE and HONEST fan, you should ask lots of questions about the comic and maybe then a couple about CWC himself, when he's off guard. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 09:55, 21 August 2010 (PDT)
:This is what I said. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:19, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

*No luck yesterday either. I called three times late in the afternoon and still no answer. I'm going to try again today. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 11:24, 22 August 2010 (PDT)
**Just keep trying. If you call him enough times he will eventually answer. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:40, 22 August 2010 (PDT)

== Magi-chan spin off comic ==

It's too bad that Chris has been quiet lately, so I've starting up a little project to see if I can get some life out of him. Since he's not updating the comic anymore I've "claimed ownership" and have started putting up pages on a deviant art account http://thefatestpat.deviantart.com/

Chris actually lives pretty close to me. I know he likes to call people out, and if he does so with me I can actually go meet him. Spread the word about the new "owner" of Sonichu and we can get some new trolling fun going.
:Since you live near him, you should make a flier advertising your spin-off and slip it in his mailbox. Make sure it gives you credit for his characters. Chris'll flip his shit if he thinks someone's begun an ad campaign for a FALSE and DISHONEST version of his characters. Bonus points if it manages to convince him that you've achieved IRL fame with the project. You could write it as an advertisement for a fan club for your spin-off or something. Like you have this huge fan base that are making fliers and trying to increase your fame for you. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 14:50, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

:: If you do that, be sure to specify that it is the 'Official' spin off. After all, Chris has demonstrated it's possible to 'claim' other peoples characters if they lie (like Chris is currently doing by claiming to work on the comic) and make them your official character. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 16:32, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

: Chris doesn't give a fuck about your shitty fanfiction and never will.

:/thread. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 16:04, 22 August 2010 (PDT)
::Lurk more. Chris shat bricks about Asperchu for ''ages''. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 07:57, 23 August 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:General

2010-08-21T21:50:43Z

Abyssal: /* Magi-chan spin off comic */

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{{Community Portal}}

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and relationships==
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== July 23 Fridays After Five ==

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

==Modnation Levels==
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Just a question==
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)

== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris's handwriting ==

Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.

Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==

Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==

Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.

I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== chris at faf again ==

Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Was it just me... ==

Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== PS3 Tracker ==
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.

But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:I wonder if we should add a ModNation tracker. I support the idea of a greater PS3 tracker as well.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:29, 18 August 2010 (PDT)
:Can anyone confirm that Chris bought the PlayStation <s>Plus</s> Live Gold subscription, or does he have enough sense not to buy a $50 annual service that gives discounts to crap he already owns?--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:05, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki! http://cwckiforum.proboards.com

Yeah I know the colors suck and it's not all there yet. AHM WORKIN ON IT!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:The color scheme is offensive to the eye. Was that intentional so discourage Chris from sticking his nose into it? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:25, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

I'll take that excuse for my beign shitty with color layouts. But yeah, totally to throw off chris. That's it. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:54, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris spotted on CWCki (probably) ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Contributions/G0dofThunderG0dofWar --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:47, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
*: Still waiting for a IP address confirmation... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:57, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

Most likely a troll, Chris isn't that smark with 1337 talk, and his changes are more ovbious, and clyde erased his changes immediately.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:44, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Possi-Chris put a message about his user page not being public property, but a few edits made quick work of that. >:) --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 14:36, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

== I personally talked to Bob and Chris ==

Knowing that [[Bob]] and [[Chris]] would only answer if I called with a 434 area code, I got Caller ID Faker thanks to the magic of Android Marketplace. Anyways, posing as a white knight (or more correctly an anti-troll), Bob asked me if I could let you guys know that he's at the Burger King in Ruckersville daily from 9:30 to 10:30 AM, and that sometimes Chris is with him. I then called Chris on his cell phone and asked him when the next Sonichu will be released. He said "eventually."

Video coming in a minute. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 16:54, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

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:You should have grilled him on that "eventually" part, and told him that if he was serious about Sonichu's success, he would update it more regularly. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:So Bob talks about having no axe to grind and tries to coax the trolls away from their computers. Sounds like he's quite taken with his internet persona. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== I will interview Chris tomorrow ==

What should I ask him? [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:33, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Details regarding "trolls hacked my bank accounts!" --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Grill him on that "eventually" part he said in the last call. Tell him that if he was serious about Sonichu, he wouldn't go months at a time without updating. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Today's big news in the gaming world was the ps3 hack. Given Chris's attachment to the ps3, you could ask him if he's heard about it and what he thinks about it. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:: Definitely the information regarding his allegedly hacked back accounts. If you can disguise it as a different number, tell them your part of Best Buy's fraud investigation department, and ask for details concerning the incident. If Chris feel's he talking to someone who can actually fight back against trolls, he'll be willing to tell you everything. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:09, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::How his parents reacted when they found out about the Game Place incident and what happened with the police. Also possibly ask him about his future (if there's any games he's looking forward to, etc) that could preoccupy him and keep him off the internet like Modnation Racers is currently. Did he agree to an interview with you already or are you hoping he'll answer again? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 18:41, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::*I'm hoping he'll answer again. He answered the first time, so I'm guessing he'll answer a second time. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 19:38, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:If you get Bob again, ask him about his career with Western Electric and his inventions. Someone on his talk page on here thinks he assisted in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard. If he did, that's more impressive than his plastic molding controls that Chris loves to talk about. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 21:37, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
::I actually suggested that due to the time Bob worked for WE being around the same time of the automatic switchboard (due to his mention of an automatic device related to telephony before, with it possibly being WE's first truly electronic switchboard, the 1ESS), and considering the only other major test was in Illinois in 1960 by Bell Labs, it might have been WE's first major installation, and Chris's mind probably thought plastic molding controls were more exciting than the switchboard and simply forgot Bob ever mentioned it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:28, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

As a dedicated member of the TRUE and Loyal Fanbase, ask him where you can read the Sonichu comics, of course. Also, when will he finish the Videobooks of the last issues. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 00:31, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

:* This is a good point. Some kind of subtle mention that the only place on the internet hosting the Sonichu website are the dirty trolls (maybe with a mention that you hate going to the site because of the lies they spread), just to make certain he knows the comics aren't anywhere else on the internet. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

A smarter man may be able to put 2 and 2 together, and think you're a troll for knowing about the bank stuff, since he hasn't released anything about it. (beat panel) Remember, we don't know for sure what happened with those accounts, so don't feed him a line about trolls doing it, stay vague like just "Your father mentioned something about a bank account; what actually happened?", and let him answer for himself. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 01:54, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I want to ask him something, but all I can think of doesn't relate to finding out more info about him, just his opinion on stuff he likes (like the new Gen 5 [[Pokemon|pokeymanz]]). Is that OK? (Yes, I know I fail so hard.) --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 07:53, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
*That's fine. I'm actually going to ask him a few questions like that myself. I'm also going to ask him what he likes to do when he's not on the internet, which may help with trolling efforts. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 08:49, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I've got ten questions so far:
*What happened with the bank account hacking?
*What future video games are you looking forward to?
*What did your father invent and do when he worked with Western Electric, and did he really assist in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard?
*Are there any places other than the CWCki that host your comics?
*What are your thoughts on Pokemon Black and White?
*What are your favorite things to do when you're not on the internet?
*What's an average day for Chris?
*In Sonichu 3, there's a character named "[[Merried Seinor Comic]]. What does his name mean? (I had trouble thinking of another question)
*Is there more than just an intake survey in your [[Autism papers]]?
*If you were really serious about Sonichu, wouldn't you update more frequently?
[[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 09:47, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
:Those will work just fine. Make sure you save all the hardest questions for last, otherwise he will just shut down. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 10:11, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::Perhaps ask how his sweetheart search is going? Has he found anyone (not likely)? Or does he have his sights on some poor unlucky women? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 10:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::*Added that to the list. I'll be interviewing him in a few hours. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 10:25, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Hm, the only thing I'd change is "hacking", that's still feeding him a line of 'somebody else is involed,' and save it for when he becomes more open and likeley to tell (say on accident) the truth; "I heard mentioned that there was an overdraft on your credit card; did you spend too much, or what happened?" --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:40, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Do you have any idea when you will be able to post a recording? --[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 14:05, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Crud, I wish I would've been able to find this earlier. I was going to suggest one that I'm sure is on everyone's minds, but I might as well post here:

Did Chris (or is he still planning to) go to his HS reunion? And if yes, did he ever get the chance to dance with Tiffany Gowen? --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 14:49, 20 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

*No luck yet. I called him several times, each time using a 434 area code. His phone is on, but it's either silent or he doesn't have it with him. Or he doesn't want to answer. I will try again in an hour. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 14:58, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

If you're going to pose as a TRUE and HONEST fan, you should ask lots of questions about the comic and maybe then a couple about CWC himself, when he's off guard. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 09:55, 21 August 2010 (PDT)
:This is what I said. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:19, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

== Magi-chan spin off comic ==

It's too bad that Chris has been quiet lately, so I've starting up a little project to see if I can get some life out of him. Since he's not updating the comic anymore I've "claimed ownership" and have started putting up pages on a deviant art account http://thefatestpat.deviantart.com/

Chris actually lives pretty close to me. I know he likes to call people out, and if he does so with me I can actually go meet him. Spread the word about the new "owner" of Sonichu and we can get some new trolling fun going.
:Since you live near him, you should make a flier advertising your spin-off and slip it in his mailbox. Make sure it gives you credit for his characters. Chris'll flip his shit if he thinks someone's begun an ad campaign for a FALSE and DISHONEST version of his characters. Bonus points if it manages to convince him that you've achieved IRL fame with the project. You could write it as an advertisement for a fan club for your spin-off or something. Like you have this huge fan base that are making fliers and trying to increase your fame for you. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 14:50, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:A Girl Who Brought Down the World

2010-08-12T15:02:53Z

Abyssal: /* Move to Fan index */

==To do==
*add cover from vivian's Deviant Art
*plot summary
*Chris's exact comments on it (I know he's said that he likes the cover and he expressed concerns about being charged for it).
*how it relates to Chris (pretty obvious but doesn't hurt). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:19, 12 February 2009 (CET)

==Character List?==

Is a character list really necessary? This article is already going to be ''really'' long by the time I finish writing up the plot summary section, and I feel like I'm doing a satisfactory job of briefly explaining who all of the characters are as I move through that. I appreciate [[User:Megapicklezord|Megapicklezord]]'s dedication to the cause, but maybe such efforts could be better directed elsewhere. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 13:56, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

:*The further I've gotten into my plot summary, the more convinced I've become that a character list is entirely redundant. So, I've now deleted that entire section. If anyone has a problem with that, they can go back to an earlier version of the page and restore the list, but I think it would be much smarter to just incorporate what few useful elements of that section there were into the summary section. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 04:02, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

*I think a character list is warranted and makes a nice summary of who people represent in the comic, or at least the major characters can be mentioned (like Kid, Chris, etc.). You needn't go into details about every individual character but the major ones should be listed, their role in the story, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:03, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

==chris "read" it===
check vivian saga topic on pvcc for more details but...

ugh [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:36, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
:*PVCC is not a publicly available source and you should know that, Clyde. Not everyone here can read it :p. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:35, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

==Move to Fan index==
Yes, Vivian wrote it but overall in the huge scheme of things, this is really not something that is crucial to know about in better to understand Chris. Clyde might be upset, given he's close friends with Vivian, but nonetheless, I think this should really go in the Fan index as for the most part, this is really just a fan work that managed to elicit some response from Chris. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:35, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:Agreed. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:12, 11 August 2010 (PDT)
::Agreed. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 22:59, 11 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Agreed. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 08:02, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

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What is this supposed to be exactly? [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 01:40, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

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Abyssal:

Huh. So that's what he looks like.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:41, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
:And is probably the coolest thing Chris has ever made. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 17:05, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
::Abyssal, did you just seriously call something made by Chris "cool"? I will admit, however, that it's better than the "albino gingerbread man in a cape" form of Graduon. --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 23:03, 1 August 2010 (UTC)
:::No I said it was cool by the standard set by Chris's previous work, which is not too high. :P [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 23:13, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

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Abyssal:

Huh. So that's what he looks like.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:41, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
:And is probably the coolest thing Chris has ever made. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 17:05, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)

2010-04-26T00:39:39Z

Abyssal: /* Pondering */

==Source?==

How is it that we're still acquiring fresh material from Chris that's almost 10 years old? How is stuff like this and [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]] just now coming to light? (That other page does say something about Clyde and site archives, but it's pretty vague.) [[User:Llort|Llort]] 23:26, 27 October 2009 (CET)
*The Bionic story was known, but for some reason it was never saved. Secondly, why are we just discovering this stuff now? Probably because nobody noticed it before. I mean, with all the stuff that goes on with Chris, no one ever bothered to really dig deep into the site. Most people would go to the site just to see the comics and really didn't bother to look at the other sites Chris had, except maybe the Spanish site and that was more along the lines of "lol, Chris is trying to speak Spanish."
:Now what does Clyde have to do with this? Much like many CWC trolls, he keeps records of shit, in this case archiving everything on Chris's site including stuff that wasn't publicly available but Chris had on his FTP or whatever. Seriously, it's like how [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] keeps track of every CWC video, I myself have (mostly) complete chatlogs of #sonichu and #chris-chan since October 2008. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:37, 27 October 2009 (CET)
:*Also, Clyde is known to fuck with people but it's unlike Clyde to fuck around with releasing stuff from Chris. I mean, these are recently rediscovered new Chris drawings and I definitely remember the Bionic the Hedgehog story. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:43, 27 October 2009 (CET)
::*NO NO MAN I FAKED ALL THIS STUFF http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K07O5DNN TO TRICK YOU ALL LOLKOLOLOL but seriously yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:37, 28 October 2009 (CET)

==Pondering==

Reading over the story, it's interesting to see that Chris has Bionic's story set in the ever-popular SatAM Sonicverse. What makes this weird is that, when we see Bionic in the comics, he's firmly placed in the Sonichuverse (which is based around the Pokemon/Sonic video game series) with no explanation whatsoever. I don't care if he's "Sonic's brother" and thus "adaptable" in any way, you just don't toss in characters all willy-nilly. Then again, it's Chris.

...and why do I imagine Bionic being dragged into that world of Basketball players ala ''Space Jam''?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:52, 28 October 2009 (CET)
:::Probably because that's pretty much what happened in the story. :P [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 00:39, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's doubtful this inconsistency even crossed Chris's mind. It's not like the Sonichu Comics don't play fast and loose with reality anyways. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:41, 28 October 2009 (CET)
::I think Chris, a la Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, lumps in every single animated anything ever made into one massive "cartoon world" regardless of continuity or canon or even basic logic (e.g. shows whose settings are mutually exclusive, e.g. anything pre-apocalyptic vs. anything post-apocalyptic, taking place in wildly different time frames, etc.) I'd also like to point out that when Alan Moore does this in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, he goes out of the way to create a setting where such massive crossovers seem plausible. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 02:08, 28 October 2009 (CET)

Template:Quote of the now

2010-02-23T23:19:29Z

Abyssal: Presumptuous newfag found a better quote

{{quote|"Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact."|Chris on the most romantic thing he's ever done with a woman, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Answered_Questions Common Questions]}}

True and Loyal Fanbase

2010-01-31T23:32:29Z

Abyssal: chris recently said that he has had over a million fans

[[Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|thumb|Spread the word!]]

{{quote|1000000000+|[[Chris's]] totally accurate and [[Chris and His Ego|unbiased]] estimate of the number of Sonichu fans, [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|Common Questions, 26 January 2010]]}}

[[Chris]] constantly refers to his [[trolls|fans]] as his "'''True and Loyal Fanbase'''" (aka his "fandase"). Fun fact: There are no actual [[Sonichu]] fans. Literally none. Let's pretend that looking at the garbage Chris produces is not enough proof to support that statement. Let's pretend the fact that he updates his shit about once every six months, and expects everyone to wait patiently is not enough proof to support that statement. Consider this: If there actually was one, wouldn't we have found out about them by now? Nevertheless, Chris stated in [[Mailbag 48]] that he believes himself to have had over a million fans since the comic began back in 2000.

==Personal Army==
As has befallen many an individual posting on the internet, Chris believes that he has a wide fanbase that adores him. While this is normally just [[Chris and reality|delusion]] coming from page views, Chris believes this despite the fact that his fans have repeatedly proven to be comprised exclusively of [[trolls]]. He addresses them whenever he feels they would be most helpful, such as when he needs votes in a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] or needs a [[Clyde Cash|troll taken care of]], and speaks with full expectation of people following through with these orders simply because he gave them. This idea was reinforced with the failed trolling of the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], and it's possible that's what drives him to continue acting this way.

Chris takes his alleged fanbase completely for granted, ignoring them except when he needs them to do something. Chris frequently views his fanbase as his personal army, so when he issues threats [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|to withhold the comics unless the ED page gets taken down]], he assumes that his TRUE and LOYAL fan will keep the [[trolls]] in check. The best example came on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|27 August 2009]], when Chris implored his fanbase to remove every last video that showed the tour of his house after his family found out about it. To this day, mirrors of the two-part video still pop up to mock Chris.

Despite the belief that his fans adore him, he is notoriously inattentive to the sort of things that allow a person to continue having fans. He believes that people love him for his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], and yet updates are often months apart. Also, he blames this on [[stress]] caused by the trolls. And, since he assigned his fans to take care of the trolls for him, he's essentially blaming them for the fact that he can't keep updates regular. He also shows his fans contempt by having the radio on in the background during fan chats over Mumble and giving extremely short responses to lengthy questions in the [[Mailbag]].

Recently, though, it seems that Chris thinks he can control what the fans do with their lives. In [[Down with asperchu|a recent video]], Chris tells his fans to never read an issue of [[Asperchu]] because "there are no LINKS" to Chris's works. It's slowly becoming obvious that the way he views his fans is becoming more warped every day.

==List of fans who aren't trolls<ref>Some argue that Gina, a mentally retarded young lady, was indeed a genuine Sonichu fan, but it may be possible she was a very convincing [[Robert Simmons V]] clone or a genuine [[white knight]]. Either way, after [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool| he abused her]] she's no longer a fan.</ref>==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|THERE ARE NONE, LOL]]

==Notes==
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==See also==
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
[[Category:Chris-chan]]