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2011-08-16T07:47:19Z

Acousticvirgin:

==August 2011==

*'''[[Calling Out#Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]''' ''06 [[August 2010]]'' (5:22) {{Comics}} {{Rumors}} {{Website}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris returns to the internet, calling out trolls following an 8 month hiatus from YouTube. First on his list is [[Surfshack Tito]].

*'''[[Calling Out#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]''' ''06 [[August 2010]]'' (3:43) {{Website}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Next on the hit list is Thorg.

*'''[[Calling Out#Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]''' ''06 [[August 2010]]'' (1:05) {{Website}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris finishes up with a hatrick video, where he sets a deadline for his demands.

*'''[[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]''' ''09 [[August 2010]]'' (5:28) {{Website}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Asperchu}} {{Tomgirl}} Chris exposes [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] and adjusts his demands towards the trolls.

*'''[[It's not that cold]]''' ''09 [[August 2010]]'' (1:19) {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Tomgirl}}{{Redbra}} Chris steps outside and re-enacts a scene from The Silence of the Lambs while dressed as a [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]].

*'''[[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]''' ''10 [[August 2010]]'' (6:15) {{Website}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Redbra}} Chris answers to Tito and keeps on harassing Thorg.

*'''[[Correction of EX relationship status]]''' ''10 [[August 2010]]'' (2:42) {{Galpals}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Redbra}} Chris talks about his previous relationship with The [[Wallflower]].

*'''[[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]''' ''12 [[August 2010]]'' (3:03) {{Trollsicon}} {{Smug}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Redbra}} Chris exposes Thorg and leaks details from his personal life.

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Template talk:PSNTracker

2011-08-08T21:28:17Z

Acousticvirgin:

my suggestions: stick in chris's psn name. some trolls still don't know it despite it being obvious as fuck.

put a running total of how much money he's wasted. that'll piss people off and get us more members.

uhmmmmm, i dunno what else. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 02:00, 21 December 2010 (PST)

This really needs to be wikified. If we can't link to articles on the CWCki, then link to Wikipedia articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 21 December 2010 (PST)
*Also times really should be EST, so people have an idea at what hours, ungodly or otherwise, Chris is on PSN. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 21 December 2010 (PST)

on the PSN friends list you can type a short message above your name, i don't know the word for it, but chris's is currently "I No Socialize Online"... heh -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:27, 24 January 2011 (PST)

I don't mean to be a pain, but is the amount of money Chris is spending on the PSNTracker being changed? I've noticed that sometimes there will be a "Chris spent this much time to get this item (or something similar)" and then a ($$$) is added in to show how much this item or game cost him...but I haven't noticed the actually Spending Count change... Just thought I'd bring it to people's attention. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:49, 2 February 2011 (PST)

I'll try to update this every Tuesday and Thursday [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 05:43, 24 February 2011 (PST)

== Get rid of it ==

It's not even no longer updated, for a long time now. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:52, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*I agree but Clyde is all like "NO, THE PSN TRACKER IS IMPORTANT, CHRIS WILL LOOK AT IT" and that's why it's here. In theory, he could come back soon and do shit, which will be documented. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:48, 16 May 2011 (PDT)
** If Chris comes back he'll see the tomgirl quote and the "I am Christina" image and leave before even noticing the PSN Tracker.
*i'll update it whenever i see him online, i could add what time he was spotted too if anyone cares, but i'd have to figure out the difference between time zones and that's a lot of work [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 16:18, 16 May 2011 (PDT)

*his new profile message is "'''Stop Messaging Me.'''" ..first time i've seen him online in months [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:28, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

LittleBigPlanet

2011-07-21T01:02:56Z

Acousticvirgin:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|'LittleBiGPlanet; it is a Planet that is Little, it is a Planet that is Big. LittleBiGPlanet.' A motto for the game I made up.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8|Jackie E-mails #8]]</ref>}}
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb||Sometimes free advertising isn't the best advertising.]]
[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|right||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]]

'''''LittleBigPlanet''''' (also known as [[Speech impediment|"''Little Pig Blanket''"]] and [[Trollin'_Train#Damn.21_.28Wed_25_Aug_2010_5:42_AM.29|"''LittleFuckPlanet''"]]) is a critically-acclaimed platformer game, released exclusively for [[Sony]] platforms, the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]]. It is basically a [[autism|nice, cheerful, soft-to-touch, vibrant-colored]] side-scrolling action game which allows players to craft custom levels.

While the game had a very promising start, tiny storm clouds started to gather when Chris got his [[Claw of Failure|claws]] on the ''LittleBigPlanet'' beta, and started posting videos that showed his ''enthusiastic'' approval of the game and his [[lie|amazing custom levels]]. Chris, being an enthusiastic fan of the game, fancies himself an ''LBP'' spokesmanchild, while failing to realize that neither his reputation nor his promotional activities actually help convince people that ''LBP'' is worth playing.

==Chris and ''LBP''==
[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|Sackboy says: The rumors that the only game worth playing on PS3 is on other consoles too are completely true. Get it now.]]
Chris is a huge fan of ''LittleBigPlanet''. He participated in the beta test in the fall of [[2008]], and was very annoyed that he had to take a ''whole week-long break'' between the beta's expiration and the official release of the retail version.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]</ref> He was also terribly concerned about whether or not his creations from the beta would still work in the real game. When ''LBP'' was released, Chris disappeared from the [[Internet]] for the better part of two months in [[November 2008|November]] and [[December 2008]]. The game's main character, "Sackboy", has appeared in several ill-placed adverts throughout his comics (most prominently in the preview for [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which was released before the blackout). Chris has every available trophy for the game in his [[PlayStation Network]] trophy case, as well as every single game add-on available in the [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads#LittleBigPlanet|PSN Store]].

The biggest reason Chris latched onto ''LittleBigPlanet'' was that it let him make [[Sonichu (game)|''Sonichu: The Game'']]; no other game in existence was sufficiently idiot-proof for the purpose. Of course, Chris still managed to make somewhat horrific levels and it took until ''LBP 2'' until Chris's output started to look at least somewhat plausible.

The title is also a widely-touted PlayStation exclusive, often cited by console-warring fanboys in their attacks the [[HEXbox]], which is possibly another reason Chris likes it so much. Since Chris has no idea what porting a game to different platform usually entails, however, he thinks that pirates made versions of ''LittleBigPlanet'' for the [[Wii]] and [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] before the game was even out, and condemned these vile bastardizations before even finding out if they ''actually'' exist.

Not everything is rosy in Chris's ''LittleBigPlanet'' world, though. He has had problems saving his profile, because he has collected so much stuff - and there is a certain limit on how many level-creation widgets the player character can carry or stuff into a level at any given time. In response, he created "collector's cases" to help him store all his crap. In [[Chris-chan Discusses...|the ScrewAttackEurope interview]], he hoped that there would be "expandable memory usage" to allow him to save more junk. (All this is not entirely surprising, considering how much junk he and his family keeps around in real life, too.) In the same interview he also expresses the hope that he could transfer some of the collected stuff to the PSP version of ''LittleBigPlanet'' as well. (We all know his opinion on giving away his material possessions, don't we?) He was also [[F Abstinance#Description|unhappy with the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' DLC]] (likely because it made it marginally difficult for him to create his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|horrid abominations]] in-game). As he knows absolutely nothing about how video games work, he demands that the parts be completely redone to match his own moronic concepts.

In yet another example of irony flying right over Chris's balding head, his favorite video game is narrated by Stephen Fry, a well-known [[homos|homosexual]] and enthusiastic gay rights advocate. (He's also a successful author, actor, comedian, narrator for classic literature and film, and proponent of the supremacy of science, as opposed to [[GodJesus|theism]], making him something close to the platonic anti-Chris.)

==Chris vs. Sony vs. the ''LBP'' Community==
Sony and Chris have become best friends and worst enemies over ''LittleBigPlanet''. It's not surprising that the ''LBP'' community is one of the few online communities Chris has gotten into voluntarily. However, just like in the case of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]] and PS3 boards in general, his personality and antics have not helped him to earn friends there.

Late in 2008, Chris's "[[PS3 History Level|PS3 History]]" videos were featured on the the game's main page. Plenty of lulz were to be had on the site's forums, when [[troll]]s began to link and post the many [[Nudes|NOODZ]] of the level's creator.

Sony Europe pulled his ''[[Sonichu]]'' levels several weeks later under grounds of "[[Copyright]] Infringement". This was not enough to get him banned, however, and the levels are back in the servers.

Several videos that Chris posted were addressed to the ''LBP'' community at large. See most of his ''LBP'' videos, the "Collector's Case" videos in particular, for several good examples. In [[Download For Play Only]], Chris also begged the ''LBP'' community to not modify copies of his level, even though the game allows it.

===On costumes===
[[File:SonicLBPCostumes.jpg|thumb|The costumes that failed to meet Chris's specifications...]]
[[File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|thumb|...and Chris's subsequent bitching]]

Much later, in [[March 2010]], Sony released a DLC pack of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' costumes for ''LBP''. While one would think that something like this would fill the ''Sonic''-obsessed Chris with joy, Chris was deeply disappointed with the release, because it didn't help him make ''[[Sonichu]]''. Not content to wallow in misery alone, Chris let Sony know how he felt by posting the following rant to LittleBigWorkshop. In classic Chris style, his only contribution to the community is to bitterly whine about something that nobody else cares about, and his only demand to game developers is to ask for something that would benefit him alone.

{{quotebox|I waited long for something like this sweet Sonic Costume Set to BEST put together my Sonichu Costume for my Sackperson. But I am disappointed on a few things about the Sonic and Werehog costumes that CAN BE FIXED IN AN UPDATE.

Firstly, the respective Headdresses; I was expecting the Spikes and the Ears to be TWO SEPERATE PIECES: Spikes for Hair and Ears for Head. With the two merged together into a HEAD Piece, I can not have the Bunny Ears Required to make the Ears REQUIRED for my Sonichu Costume.

Second, the Spines and Tails for the two costume pieces should be seperate Also; The Spines for NECK and Tails for Waist. Firstly, with THAT TAIL, it makes an Unacceptable Odd appearance of TWO TAILS on the Sonichu Costume. Plus, for my [[Rosechu]] Costume, I would require the Spines to be a Neck Piece, because with the Spines/Tails being a Single TORSO Piece, [[Women's rights|SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO WEAR HER DRESS]].

I am deeply not satisfied with these portions of the Sonic the Hedgehog and Werehog Costumes.

Christian Weston Chandler. Original Author of Sonichu; see my [[Cwcipedia]] at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page
PSN Online ID: Sonichu}}

Sony did not respond.

==Chris' ''LittleBigPlanet'' creations==

: ''See also: [[LittleBigPlanet videos]]''

Chris has created many levels in ''LittleBigPlanet'' and posted play-through videos of them. These videos are truly breathtaking; you rarely see an allegedly enthusiastic video game fan play so clumsily on such awfully designed levels, especially considering they're made by him. With all the trophies in the game already bagged, years of playing and thousands spent on video games, one would think Chris would be able to both play the game at some tolerable skill level and also at least have some gut feeling on what goes into design of an enjoyable game level. But no: it shows how the entirety of his video game achievements were obtained through merciless, uninterrupted grinding.

Interestingly, Chris's levels show the same problems as his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and [[Chris and camerawork|the videos]]. They're poorly thought-out, not playtested at all before publishing, show laziness and technical incompetence all around and have a mindblowingly irritating overall look. Chris obviously applies the same minimum-effort approach to ''LBP'' as he does to everything else. Do note that nearly all of Chris's levels follow the tried-and-true "combine two franchises" technique, and that all of them have been tagged by ''LittleBigPlanet'' players as being "creepy", "weird", "rubbish", and "frustrating".

===''Sonichu'' Level===
[[File:SC9.jpg|thumb|A Sackboy panics as he's almost crushed by a giant wooden Sonichu. Be warned: Chris's levels kill innocent Sackpeople.]]
Chris began mashing this level together in the era when ''LBP'' was still in beta, and was quite concerned whether or not the beta-era levels would be playable in the final game. [[True and Loyal Fanbase|The Loyal Fanbase]], most of which either lacked their idol's new favorite video game, or were not lucky enough to be in the beta program, waited the release of the game - and Chris's videos of the same - with bated breath. ''And then we got this.''

The ''Sonichu'' level was obviously the reason why Chris wanted the game, and an obvious choice for a new and bold direction for ''Sonichu''. Unfortunately, it also appears to be the first ''LBP'' level he made, and the well-kept adage in game modding world is that only fools release their first crappy attempts at making levels. This is especially true if one's idea of a masterpiece is a level full of random inaccessible areas, ugly design, and frustratingly hard platforming.

The level is loosely based on [[Sonichu 0|Episode #1]] of the comic. "Loosely", because Chris's idea of a level based on the comic is a bunch of images copied on level elements and speech bubbles in roughly the same order as they appear in the comic. The rest of the level is just expanses of empty areas, poorly made blocks of material, small poorly-made jumping puzzles and something that may resemble a platformer level if you are [[Yawning Squirtle|stoned]] enough.

TL;DR: Incredibly boring first attempt at making a level, with some ''Sonichu'' stuff that appears randomly out of nowhere.

===CWC's ''Aqua Teen Hunger Force''-Styled "BugerTime" Level===

Chris continues the "one franchise + another franchise = totally unique and original and wholly his own" train of thought with...''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' and the [[1982]] arcade game ''BurgerTime''. Although it was rumored that this level was also left a smoking hole in the ground after Sony lashed out on rip-offs, it's still online and almost impossible to complete due to Chris's incompetent programming; in almost three years, the level has only been completed eighteen times.

===Sonichu costume===
Chris created a Sonichu costume for his Sackboy. Needless to say, it looked neither like a Sonichu nor a costume.

===PS3 History Level===
{{main|PS3 History Level}}
This is the level that catapulted Chris to fame, when it was featured on the ''LittleBigPlanet'' website as one of the honorable mentions in an ''LBP'' contest. The level was vastly improved compared to the ''Sonichu'' level, which, however, still isn't saying much. Apparently, Chris figured out how to [[Pixelblocks|build things]], but completely forgot to add enemies, traps, or fun. Rather than including purposeful challenges, CWC decided to make the level so buggy you'd have to be [[autistic]] to sit through it.

The real purpose of this level is advertising his "wonderful" recreations of the [[PS3]], [[PSP]] and [[Gitar of Fail|guitar controller]], dispensing prize bubbles, and most importantly, showing his PS3 game collection which includes ''four'' games with hot chicks — so you'd better not doubt his straightness. Chris concludes this level with one of the most epic straight-faced fanboy rants in recent history — the speech bubbles tell us how Chris considers the PS3 to be the best "life upgrade" ever. Clearly, fanboy-ism is more important than quality.

Chris won the ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' level pack after this demonstration of the power of the weapon that will lead us into the 21st century.

===''LittleBigPlanet'' Collector's Case===
Being an incurable packrat, Chris ran into problems when he was unable to save his accumulated garbage into his ''LBP'' profile. He figured out that since items you've collected can be placed into levels, he should create a "collector's case": a few boxes stacked atop each other, and elevators to make climbing easier. Stick items in bubbles, and photos to the background to remind you what's in it. Chris, of course, believed this was one of the most remarkable ideas ever, and asked everyone to thank him for this amazing original idea and give kudos to their new community mastermind. Never mind that there had been many similar "collector's cases" available in the servers already. Never mind that the idea of persistent storage in game levels had been around for decades.

Chris created two videos in which he demoed the levels, one with the level empty and ready for abuse, one with the cases jam-fucking-packed with Chris's stored items. Also, in the second video, Chris figured out how to hook up the microphone, so Sonichu's mouth now opens and closes in sync with Chris's words (to chilling effect).

After the release of ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', Chris republished the level as "LBP 2 Collecter's Case" (sic). It truly showcases all of the highly innovative new features of the sequel - namely, its backwards compatibility and, uh, drawers. Chris's hoarding tendencies also just can't be kept in check. Chris also made an in-game [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHh9cS34wDk tutorial video]. He ordered [[CWCki]]ans to mock it – curious, because there's not much to specifically ''mock'' in it. It's just more of the same.

===First Date Level===
Made on Valentine's Day [[2009]] and meant for [[Julie]], this level reaches towards good taste, and rapes it brutally. The level features some seemingly rather difficult-to-navigate buildings. A plagiarized "rollercoaster" is the highlight of the level, with '''TWO''' extreme loops, passing by some of the [[Homos|gaudiest pink trees]] in existence. Once these ten seconds of mild amusement are over, [[fail]] inevitably appears. You're led into a pink room full of hearts, where you're supposed to take [[Nudes|pictures]] of you and your [[sweetheart]]. Chris is completely unaware of how damn creepy this is.

He also condemns those who dare to play the level in one-player mode by making them take a path where a lever in the "[[McDonald's|romantic dinner]]" scene takes a single player out of the level and into a depressing black-and-white void away from all the action, mocking the player for being single ("No Date? Wow, that sucks. :(" a speech balloon says as rocks pelt the poor bachelor Sackperson) as they mope and hang their head in shame all the way to the course clear screen.

The level was also recycled in the [[#Rescuing Kacey|"Rescuing Kacey"]] video, and Chris also used screenshots of it (and the Kacey level) in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|"To Jackie, with Love"]].

===Metal Speed Solid===
Oh God, you knew it was coming. Chris corrupts everything, no exceptions. In this abortion of a level, Chris distills the essence of ''MGS'': [[Sonic|linear, boring speed sections]] and impossibly difficult turret sections that instantly kill you. Oh, and rave lights, lots of seizure-inducing material, including an almost impossible jetpack race through a maze of electrified walls and glitchy sections where you must travel at "[[Sonic]] speed". Luckily, no one will ever have to sit through it. Why? Because, if the frustrating, repetitive deaths don't stop you, Chris's poorly made pathways will glitch you into giving up!

===Rescuing Kacey===
"Rescuing [[Kacey]]" was made in [[November 2009]] and presented in video [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|"Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler"]]. The plot of this video roughly follows the infamous [[Sonichu Special 4|Gun Comic]], which was leaked later. In this level, Chris rides some buses, mercilessly guns down [[Liquid Chris]], who is allegedly holding Kacey hostage, and receives massive ego-stroking from extremely crude cutout characters who represent Kacey's family. In a segment that was ''not'' in the comic, Chris and Kacey leap in the [[hanky-panky|bed]] in preparation for the date. The level is rather unremarkable until you realize that Chris is controlling Chris, Kacey, ''and'' Liquid - just ''why'' did he buy three controllers for PS3?

The second half of the video also recycles the [[#First Date Level|First Date level]], and makes no attempt at hiding the fact that it was created for Valentine's Day 2009, which occurred quite a long time ''before'' Chris and Kacey met.

===The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom===
[[File:OwlLevel.jpg|thumb|A Sackboy expresses his fury at being forced to play this.]]
"The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom ([[semen|Foretaste]] Version)" was announced on [[Twitter]] on 9 [[February 2010]], and it's based on the compelling prose written by Chris and his latest [[gal-pal]], [[The Wallflower]]. It features owls, [[Chris and writing#Chris as a comic writer|walls of text]], and completely inexplicable (yet inevitable) cameos by two certain [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Chris has so far not produced a video of this level, but the fanbase has done its best.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FFjCm0Xk3E</ref>

The level preview is notorious in that while Chris had tried his best to protect his latest sweetheart from troll attention, he revealed the Wallflower's pen name in the level description. As she had already established herself on the Internet with that name, she was easily discovered by trolls. Chris's relationship with her came crashing down.

After this, it is unlikely that the full version of the level will be released. Of course, Chris being Chris, didn't have the good sense to retract the level from the servers. On the contrary, Chris later uploaded a modified version of this level on ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', changing the description to replace "Full level coming soon!" with "Sadly we broke up :(".

 

==''LittleBigPlanet 2''==
[[File:Littlebigplanet2-boxart.jpg|thumb|''Little Pig Blanket 2'']]
''LittleBigPlanet 2'' was released on 18 [[January 2011]], precipitating a still-deeper retreat into the [[PS3|hugbox]]. Chris pre-ordered the Collector's Edition six months in advance after trading in "9 [[PS3]], 2 [[PS2]], 3 [[PSP]] and 4 [[Nintendo|DS]] [[Video games|Games]]", all of which only covered about half the price.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie E-mails #7]]</ref>

===Collector's Case Tutorial===
{{main|CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial}}
''LBP2'' introduced the ability to record one's own voice, so Chris's first major creation was a video of Sonichu explaining how to use his groundbreaking "Collector's Case" level. Chris really sounds like he's in his happy place during this video, in sharp contrast with his next piece of work...

===Autism Tutorial===
{{main|Autism Tutorial}}
On 13 [[February 2011]], Chris published his [[Autism Tutorial]] and [[Autism Tutorial Extra]] levels. These non-interactive machinima bits finally show some advance planning and craftsmanship, and Chris actually narrates them somewhat clearly; however, he hasn't improved his rhetoric at all, which might be pretty important if he intends to use the game as a soapbox.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://lbp.me/u/Sonichu Chris's LBP Profile] (or at least it ''would'' be there, if he actually cared about his billion-strong fanbase)
* [http://lbp.me/search?q=Sonichu ''Sonichu'' creations on ''LBP''] (including Chris's true original creations and some fascinating fan creations)
*[[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet|Wikipedia Article on ''LittleBigPlanet'']]

{{Game Videos}}

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Talk:Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-20T21:23:33Z

Acousticvirgin: /* Fingernail */ new section

I think this needs further wikifying, and we need to update other pages accordingly to reference this. This forum contains the use of several CWC-isms we haven't seen for a while, and it also makes the first reference to Dating Education or Chris's parents since GodJesus knows when. I also need to ask whether or not an "analysis" section summarising everything we learned about Chris from this would be overdoing it or not? Just something about the footnotes style of things like the google search information stuck between posts just makes the page seem messy to me. Also, whoever it was who came up with this forum and set it up, I will personally fly over to wherever you live and give you a blowjob for this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:51, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

Would it be presumptuous to say this could be a troll? Was there any conclusive evidence that it's not babby's first "Lol if I copy Chris' mannerisms then I can be epin"? Consider: less sporadic Use of Capital Letters, being as blatant as possible without screaming "I'M CHRIS" and no corroborating evidence to suggest it's him. Barring chats with Kim being released (if only) or the Dilluminati confirming I would take this with a grain of salt. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 07:59, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Maybe Chris is *gasp* CHANGING. Seriously, this is Chris. I don't tolerate fake shit on the CWCki. As much as PVCC would like to, I would not allow them to post something from Chris unless it actually was (and this is actually from Chris). Seriously, you people who think that someone is Chris just because they have a similar name to a user name is Chris, yet something that actually with Chris arouses skepticism. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:49, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
* http://i.imgur.com/zuIHZ.png [[User:Canine|Canine]] 09:38, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Sir I am both shocked ''and'' appalled that you would even question the validity of this bountiful harvest of Chris stuff. MAYBE I'LL JUST HAUL IT ALL BACK TO PVCC AND GIVE IT TO A TROLL WHO WILL APPRECIATE IT? --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 11:10, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Thanks Thorgnzorrg, this is a riot. The profile information Chris has for Kookydashy is pretty hilarious so I threw a quick pic at the introduction. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 13:44, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== The PIctures ==

Not that it really really pertains to Chris, but for validity's sake...aren't both "pictures" of Suchin... Suchin gives us the first picture and the Tippy says that he/she got a picture to remember the night... I'm assuming it's OF Suchin, not of Tippy. I'm going to change the name under the picture, if I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:21, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Both pictures are Suchin. Tippy made the post in which the secont Suchin picture was posted. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:31, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
** The picture said Tippy so I changed it. That's what I was referring to. Unless it was Tippy after he put on Suchin's lingerie...they said they'd share (or more accurately Suchin liked to share). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:42, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== Fingernail ==

"I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine." - someone should go through all past videos frame-by-frame to find out which fingernail it is, this is important -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:23, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Tomgirl4life

2011-05-30T03:50:05Z

Acousticvirgin:

==Hey Guys!==

I'm trying right now to create an article for Chris' trip to Ohio, and am gathering pics, mapping information, chatlogs, etc. to try and extrapolate a sequence of events.

== Trip to Ohio ==

Files needed:

:Julies_house.jpg--uploaded 
:Julies_house2.jpg--uploaded 
:Sheetz266.jpg--uploaded 
:Nnocac.jpg--already uploaded 
:Roundtrip.jpg--uploaded 
:picture of the sonic where chris ate (not available in google maps, need sauce)

Starting/Stopping points: 
:1. 14 Branchland Court (Chris's house) 
::399 miles, 7 hrs, 36 min 
:2. 2229 East 46th Street, Cleveland, OH ("Julie's" house) 
::.3 miles, 2 min 
:3. 2229 East 40th Street, Cleveland, OH (alternate address given by resident @ julie's 
::31.8 mi, 35 min 
:4. 4:25 PM: 9746 State Route 14, Streetsboro, OH (Sheetz convenience store where Chris refueled on the way home) 
::315 ft 
:5. 4:29 PM: 9780 State Route 14, Streetsboro, OH (Sonic fast food where Chris ate after refueling) 
::350 mi, 6 hrs 58 min
:6. 14 Branchland Court (Back to Chris's house)

Times: 
This section is just conjecture for now, I will try and do some more research to get more accurate information. Not sure what can be done as far as accuracy goes since the trip was 2 years ago and the chandlers are famous for not answering their phone, but I'll do what I can intelligently.

the recorded times we have for the trip are 4:25 @ the gas station, then 4:29 at Sonic (loyal to a fault, eh?). The sonic is right off the interstate, and the one hamburger at 4 in the afternoon probably took about 5 minutes to come out, and an estimated 5 minutes to eat and leave at around 4:40. With the 7 hour drive home as estimated by Google Maps this places Chris back home a little before midnight assuming traffic laws were obeyed. of course, Chris didn't make it back until 3 AM the following morning so he f'ed up along the way. He brought a novel, it's safe to say he read some of it while at Sonic.

working backwards, assuming he left the second location with the intention of gassing up and going home he left that location at approximately 3:45, taking 35 minutes to get to the station and put in ~6.5 gallons over the course of 5 minutes. NOTE: receipt is from a physical pump and so was prepaid with a card.

I'm going to estimate for now approximately 30 minutes of dickery at both locations, putting him at the old lady's house @ 3:15. factoring in a 7.5 hour drive has him leaving his parents' house at 7:45. He actually left at 5:30 according to the emily transcript, so there's about two hours missing from their that could be any number of factors. I doubt chris can go 7.5 hours without eating, and since he had a book with him he probably sat at the table eating for a while.

*don't forget he stopped at a toll booth and locked his keys in his car, more like a troll booth am i rite -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 20:50, 29 May 2011 (PDT)

Format:

Summary at top

background

the trip itself

fallout

--will fill out the above sections later; I'm at work right now

I looked up the address that was given for Julie's Residence, the house is known as the Andrew Dall House and is listed in the National Registry of Historic Places. Andrew Dall was a builder in the 1800's - early 1900's, not sure if there was any significance in the address that was given or if it was just a random address; probably the latter.

Talk:Prank calls

2011-05-21T07:54:15Z

Acousticvirgin: lol

{{Not A Forum}}

==When were these recorded?==

Any way of knowing when they were recorded? Obviously, the latest possible date was when they were uploaded to YouTube, but it might be interesting to know what they knew or should've known about when they were on the phone. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 06:02, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

*the soundboard ones fall are after the kacey and liquid phone call, but the failed attempt and the liquid bob call could fit mostly anywhere in christory. Besides that there is no way to know when these were recorded.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:23, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

== Well at least we gained something of value ==

Based on one of these calls, the Chandlers have one of those phones that lights up instead of rings so they're not quite as bothered with the constant calls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:11, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== About the pranks that should be included in this page ==
* I think the only pranks that should be placed up in these pages should be the relevant ones and the ones directed at the chandler home only, so the Mary lee walsh Cole and the unsuccessful troll screaming "julaaaaaay" video shouldn't be up in this page.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I bet they had quite a few JULAAAAAAAY calls back in the day. Do we need to list the fails amongst the win? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:07, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
::Calling the Chandler's up and screaming JULAAAAAAAAY is still funny, so it merits being included *somewhere*. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:09, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Anyone for splitting the page into two distinct sections? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:35, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
: that might be the best if you want, but i added the bob prank calls because of his tendency to yap on, he gave some more info, not like the Michael, Cole and Mary lee Walsh calls.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:37, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

* If you add every single prank call using chris chan soundboards you can find in youtube, then this page will be crowded, add only prank calls made to the chandler house.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 13:11, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:*The ones to People in the chandler household, or major figures in Chris's life (Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh) are pretty relevant. The ones like Chris calling the golden corral and Bob calling the Department of Education are stupid, and have nothing to do with Chris.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:07, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
::*I'm now thinking only calls that are referenced by other pages on the CWCki/have info should be put on here. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 21:37, 28 October 2010 (PDT)

== Whistling ==

Are we sure that it was the troll who was blowing the whistle on the Epic Crazy Lady soundboard call? Some people blow a whistle into the phone when they are trying to get a prank caller or a bill collector to stop bothering them. Maybe it was Snorlax.
[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

No, the part with the whistle was a totally different prank call where the troll used a soundboard of Bob to call a niggo who blew the whistle at Bob. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:37, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

==Call Bobby Chandler==

Does anyone else think that call should get it's own page? I mean, considering it reveals that Bob Chandler may be a member of the KKK, and if not at least has friends who are members, wouldn't it be considered important enough to warrant a page? [[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 14:20, 24 September 2010 (EST)
:Prank calls page is fine IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:33, 24 September 2010 (PDT)
:Frankly I think it's not even worth recording. There's a good chance Bob was just saying that to try and intimidate them. Besides the two were obvious idiots who just wanted e-fame. [[User:Love Paladin|Love Paladin]] 09:15, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

==New CwC Prank Call==
Awhile ago Carlos had all fetishes down including watersports & pretty much anything that didn't sound homo to him, I think we have mirrored the profile that shows all of the fetishes he was game for but just recently i found out he removed them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLsxL3ShI0 [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 22:22, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

== Bob Okay With Jews? ==

In the latest PC Assassins call, Bob spoke about Jews and Israelis when the subject came up. He seems to be quite amicable toward [[Michael Snyder|the people]] [[Chris]] hates so much. Bob goes so far as to say they "deserve {the homeland of Israel}" Is this more of the brighter side of him, coming to light? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 18:03, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
*It may be a lesser of two evils thing with the taliban and the like being portrayed in the media.

== Transcribing ==
An entire hour and 7 minutes of the PC Assassins attention whoring and Bob being kindly and old is there for transcribing. I suppose this will be what I do on the CWCki for a while. Unless someone wants to help.
*Also I'd like to know if when transcribing I could just transcribe Chris related talk and timestamp it. There is an excess of 2 hours of Craig being a yes-man and Bob talking about old people's things. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 09:26, 8 May 2011 (PDT)
::I don't think anyone would complain if you kept it Chris-related, both for your sake and for the sakes of potential readers. Good luck. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 10:40, 8 May 2011 (PDT)

== Where'd they go? ==

There were some other videos of the prank calls done by the PCassassins An Extended Chat With Bobby parts 1-4 (or 5 i think)...Where did they go? I only see episodes one and two... They WERE there up until the 8th of May and the 4th one in particular had some juicy Chris information (No actual Honor Roll and No actual Job in particular). Did they accidentally get deleted or what?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:39, 9 May 2011 (PDT)
: I just did some looking and it looks like the only parts of the "Episodes" from PCassassins is the first part...not the rest. Some of them (the other parts) are pretty informative about Chris's life as well as how he grew up...though some of them are solely about Bob... Shouldn't we still post them at least??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:44, 9 May 2011 (PDT)

: The missing parts did not get deleted. We have them set to private and backed up on file, we figured too hold onto them for now until we are ready to release them. --[[User:ThePCassassins|ThePCassassins]] 06:30, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

== Parts Just Died Here ==

One channel was closed on YouTube and now this page lost about a half dozen calls. Has anyone mirrored them? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:01, 15 May 2011 (PDT)

==PCAssassins calls==
Problem - most of these calls were making the article REALLY long, when they could easily go in their own article. Other problem - PCASssassins are giant faggots who are clearly trolling Chris for e-fame. Solution - I made a subpage just for them. Yes, it's still a page devoted to them but it's only a subpage. If you people want to argue that they get a regular page, I'd be for that, I am concerned about how they would perceive such a page though, as I don't want drama like there was over "Sonichu: The Animated Series."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:40, 16 May 2011 (PDT)

Were not trying to receive any E-fame as you put it. We just wanted too prove too you that a couple of outsiders can accomplish something that you could never do.
But yeah a page for us would be great for everyone too get more information on the Chandlers during this Chris dry spell.
[[User:ThePCassassins|ThePCassassins]] 06:13, 17 May 2011 (PDT)
*Harassing a dying man. You two must be really proud of what you have accomplished.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 09:28, 18 May 2011 (PDT)
* Yes you are trying to recieve E-fame as Champ put it, you gigantic faggots. I've explained like three times why we could easily accomplish what you do, yet you're too stubborn to admit it because you think you're epin master trolls who are totally sucking amazing never-before heard info out of Bob during a dry spell. We have ''field agents'', most of the information Bob gave you was already known by them (ex. cancer). Bob is gullible, and obviously calling him pretending to be an engineering student is going to get him to yap on over the phone. It doesn't mean you're anything special, anyone can do it. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:02, 18 May 2011 (PDT)
*File:1286510923112.gif
Well said you two.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 15:41, 18 May 2011 (PDT)
** No, really, take it to the forums. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:42, 18 May 2011 (PDT)

Template:PSNTracker

2011-05-20T23:22:05Z

Acousticvirgin:

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[[Image:PSNTracker.png|PSN Activity tracker]] 
'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''[[Homo|Hannah Montana: The Movie (The Game)]]'''. 
Chris has spent over '''$3,678.10''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's PSN is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu here].
</center>
{{showhide|bgcolor=#f5faff|border=black 1px|title=Recent Activity|content=
*May 18-19: Hannah Montana: The Movie (The Game)
*May 16: ModNation Racers; Netflix
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Template talk:PSNTracker

2011-05-16T23:18:19Z

Acousticvirgin:

Template talk:PSNTracker

2011-05-16T23:14:05Z

Acousticvirgin:

my suggestions: stick in chris's psn name. some trolls still don't know it despite it being obvious as fuck.

put a running total of how much money he's wasted. that'll piss people off and get us more members.

uhmmmmm, i dunno what else. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 02:00, 21 December 2010 (PST)

This really needs to be wikified. If we can't link to articles on the CWCki, then link to Wikipedia articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 21 December 2010 (PST)
*Also times really should be EST, so people have an idea at what hours, ungodly or otherwise, Chris is on PSN. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 21 December 2010 (PST)

on the PSN friends list you can type a short message above your name, i don't know the word for it, but chris's is currently "I No Socialize Online"... heh -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:27, 24 January 2011 (PST)

I don't mean to be a pain, but is the amount of money Chris is spending on the PSNTracker being changed? I've noticed that sometimes there will be a "Chris spent this much time to get this item (or something similar)" and then a ($$$) is added in to show how much this item or game cost him...but I haven't noticed the actually Spending Count change... Just thought I'd bring it to people's attention. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:49, 2 February 2011 (PST)

I'll try to update this every Tuesday and Thursday [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 05:43, 24 February 2011 (PST)

== Get rid of it ==

It's not even no longer updated, for a long time now. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:52, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*I agree but Clyde is all like "NO, THE PSN TRACKER IS IMPORTANT, CHRIS WILL LOOK AT IT" and that's why it's here. In theory, he could come back soon and do shit, which will be documented. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:48, 16 May 2011 (PDT)
** If Chris comes back he'll see the tomgirl quote and the "I am Christina" image and leave before even noticing the PSN Tracker.
*i'll update it whenever i see him online, this psn tracker is really exciting stuff -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 16:14, 16 May 2011 (PDT)

Template:PSNTracker

2011-05-16T23:11:36Z

Acousticvirgin:

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[[Image:PSNTracker.png|PSN Activity tracker]] 
'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''[[ModNation Racers]]'''. 
Chris has spent over '''$3,678.10''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's PSN is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu here].
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{{showhide|bgcolor=#f5faff|border=black 1px|title=Recent Activity|content=
*May 16: ModNation Racers; Netflix
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May 2011

2011-05-16T06:05:33Z

Acousticvirgin: important update

'''May 2011''' has begun just after a bizarre [[Tomgirl Pictures|series of photos]] of Chris in ladyclothes was leaked.

==Events==

* 14 May: After almost a month of being inactive, the [[PlayStation Network]] comes back online, and Chris immediately removes the "I am [[Tomgirl]]" quote from his profile.

==References==

<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Template:PSNTracker

2011-05-16T05:59:16Z

Acousticvirgin:

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[[Image:PSNTracker.png|PSN Activity tracker]] 
'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''[[ModNation Racers]]'''. 
Chris has spent '''$3,678.10''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's PSN is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu here].
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{{showhide|bgcolor=#f5faff|border=black 1px|title=Stats|content=
*His latest retreat to the PS3 started on 22 [[November 2010]].
*The longest Chris has continuously played video games is 48 hours.
*The longest Chris has gone without playing on his PS3 is three days.
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Kacey calls

2011-05-14T00:16:41Z

Acousticvirgin:

The '''Kacey calls''' are a series of phone calls between [[Chris]] and his then [[gal pal]] [[Kacey]]. Chris spent [[August 2009|August]] to [[October 2009]] trying to build Kacey into his [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]] by lying to her and listening to her yell at him. He learned nothing.

==Call 1==
{{main|Kacey Call}}
After finding out that [[Liquid Chris]] had a girlfriend, [[Solid Chris]] called her so he could "ease her into the truth" about her boyfriend's lies. Then he talks about eating cum off her tits. This call represents possibly the happiest moment in Chris and Kacey's "relationship". It's all downhill from here.

==Call 2==
{{main|Kacey Call 2}}
Chris continues to pose as Kacey's boyfriend, and organizes a meeting between the two of them. It all seems to be going so well...

==Call 3==
{{main|Kacey Call 3}}
After revealing the shocking truth that he is actually a fat creepy manchild, Kacey is disgusted and calls Chris up to yell at him. Chris pleads innocence and attempts to explain how HE is the victim here and Kacey is stupid for not understanding that.

==Call 4==
{{main|Kacey Call 4}}
A few weeks later, Chris and Kacey appear to be on relatively good terms with each other. Chris begins by reading a list of conversation topics he'd prepared, but things quickly devolve into Kacey questioning Chris about his many failures and him lying about everything. Eventually, Kacey convinces Chris to look for a job.

==Call 5==
{{main|Kacey Call 5}}
Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's understanding of money and the fact this his college experience was a waste of time for everyone involved.

==Call 6==
{{main|Kacey Call 6}}
Chris describes his few good experiences from his college days and his hatred towards his [[CADD Chef|CADD Teacher]]. Later, he tries to convince Kacey that he has multiple personalities, and his former personality was the weak and gullible one, but now he's switched over to the more "dynamic" one. Kacey basically laughs at him and tells him he's stupid, so he gives up on that idea and tries to pretend it never happened. The call ends with Kacey worrying that Chris is going to die because of his unhealthy lifestyle.

==Call 7==
{{main|Kacey Call 7}}
Chris claims he is exercising more and eating healthier, and he's going to buy a sports bra to hold his manboobs while jogging. He also talks about his understanding of the [[Third Date]], researching the age of consent, and implies that he's been able to enjoy masturbation more lately because he fantasizes about Kacey while doing it.

==Call 8==
{{main|Kacey Call 8}}
Chris learns some surprising news about how getting a job will affect his tugboat and promises to apply for a job at Wal-Mart. Kacey brings up Chris's stupid multiple personalities idea from earlier, and Chris tries to dismiss it, now claiming that he was possessed by a troll ghost because that makes a lot more sense. Later, Kacey makes it clear that Chris will not escape the Friend Zone.

==Call 9==
{{main|Kacey Call 9}}
Chris is still disappointed that Kacey Friend Zoned him, whines about being rejected by the [[Hambeast]], tries to justify his lack of male friends, and reveals the horrors he found within the Special Ed bus.

==Call 10==
{{main|Kacey Call 10}}
On [[Bob Chandler]]'s birthday, Chris reveals his new found love of sports bras, hates [[Vivian Gee]] and her [[audiobooks]], refuses to sell any of his video games, and complains about his parents being filthy hoarders.

==Call 11==
{{main|Kacey Call 11}}
Chris and Kacey discuss saving money, exercising, toy guitars vs. real guitars, bra maintenance, Family Guy and Playboy. Then Chris asks Kacey about her ex-boyfriend's dick size, and is shocked and saddened by Kacey's answer.

==Call 12==
{{main|Kacey Call 12}}
Chris and Kacey talk about exercising. Chris is fat.

==Call 13==
{{main|Kacey Call 13}}
Chris talks about making [[Videobooks|his own audiobooks]], making "sex drawings" for Kacey, and going to a pole dancing class.

==Call 14==
{{main|Kacey Call 14}}
Chris and Kacey continue to discuss Chris's general unhealthiness and that he's been trying to improve himself. He won't give up drinking soda, though.

==Call 15==
{{main|Kacey Call 15}}
Kacey yells at Chris and he complains about all the heavy stress he has in his life. [[Barb]] comes in and Chris rubs her feet while she rambles on about how she wasted her life, then tells Chris he needs to spend more time cleaning the house. After Barb leaves, Kacey starts telling Chris to clean all the toys and shit out of his room so he'll look more like an adult. Chris accidentally calls Kacey "mom". Also, even more disturbing information is revealed about the shittiness of the pigsty of a landfill that is the shithole of a wasteland of pigshit known as [[14 Branchland Court]].

==Call 16==
{{main|Kacey Call 16}}
Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's fatness, exercising, money, and the [[Sonichu 10|cure for gayness]].

==Call 17==
{{main|Kacey Call 17}}
Chris justifies comparing Kacey to a cow, tries to prove he owns the [[copyright]] for Sonichu, then has to quickly leave so he doesn't shit in his pants again.

==Call 18==
{{main|Kacey Call 18}}
Chris tries to explain how [[Clyde Cash]] came back from the dead, refuses to believe that Clyde is not a homosexual, and prevents Clyde from hacking into his PS3.

==Call 19==
{{main|Kacey Call 19}}
Chris lies about how much he exercises and shares his opinion on abortion.

==Call 20==
{{main|Kacey Call 20}}
Kacey coaches Chris for his upcoming job interview.

==Call 21==
{{main|Kacey Call 21}}
Chris tells Kacey how he thinks his interview went.

==Call 22==
{{main|Kacey Call 22}}
After Chris describes his experience at what he believes is a real life [[Dating Education]] class, he and Kacey debate what should happen to child molesters. She wants to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|BREAK THEM DEAD]], while Chris thinks a few years in prison is punishment enough, unless you're a woman doing it to a guy/boy... then it's ok. After that, Chris tries to defend [[Meg Griffin]]'s honor after Kacey calls her fat and ugly, and refuses to acknowledge any gayness on Family Guy. Finally, Chris is shocked to hear that gay men don't find him attractive.

==Call 23==
{{main|Kacey Call 23}}
Chris reveals what he's learned about Clyde Cash, and gets exhausted after trying to do an impression of his voice.

==Call 24==
{{main|Kacey Call 24}}
Barb has colitis, Chris promises to tear down his Lego city, possibly gets trolled by [[Regina]], doesn't understand why he's the victim of a [[The Miscreants|worldwide trolling organization]], and finally explains, in no uncertain terms, that he is STRAIGHT!!!

==Father Call==
{{main|Father Call}}
Chris has a nice, long chat with Kacey's Father.

==The End==
{{main|Kacey and Liquid Call}}
The shit hits the fan.

==Epilogue==
{{main|The End For Real (Kacey call)}}
The fan will forever covered in shit because Chris is too lazy to clean it.

Kacey calls

2011-05-14T00:09:26Z

Acousticvirgin:

The '''Kacey calls''' are a series of phone calls between [[Chris]] and his then [[gal pal]] [[Kacey]]. Chris spent [[August 2009|August]] to [[October 2009]] trying to build Kacey into his [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]] by lying to her and listening to her yell at him. He learned nothing.

==Call 1==
{{main|Kacey Call}}
After finding out that [[Liquid Chris]] had a girlfriend, [[Solid Chris]] called her so he could "ease her into the truth" about her boyfriend's lies. Then he talks about eating cum off her tits. This call represents possibly the happiest moment in Chris and Kacey's "relationship". It's all downhill from here.

==Call 2==
{{main|Kacey Call 2}}
Chris continues to pose as Kacey's boyfriend, and organizes a meeting between the two of them. It all seems to be going so well...

==Call 3==
{{main|Kacey Call 3}}
After revealing the shocking truth that he is actually a fat creepy manchild, Kacey is disgusted and calls Chris up to yell at him. Chris pleads innocence and attempts to explain how HE is the victim here and Kacey is stupid for not understanding that.

==Call 4==
{{main|Kacey Call 4}}
A few weeks later, Chris and Kacey appear to be on relatively good terms with each other. Chris begins by reading a list of conversation topics he'd prepared, but things quickly devolve into Kacey questioning Chris about his many failures and him lying about everything. Eventually, Kacey convinces Chris to look for a job.

==Call 5==
{{main|Kacey Call 5}}
Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's understanding of money and the fact this his college experience was a waste of time for everyone involved.

==Call 6==
{{main|Kacey Call 6}}
Chris describes his few good experiences from his college days and his hatred towards his [[CADD Chef|CADD Teacher]]. Later, he tries to convince Kacey that he has multiple personalities, and his former personality was the weak and gullible one, but now he's switched over to the more "dynamic" one. Kacey basically laughs at him and tells him he's stupid, so he gives up on that idea and tries to pretend it never happened. The call ends with Kacey worrying that Chris is going to die because of his unhealthy lifestyle.

==Call 7==
{{main|Kacey Call 7}}
Chris claims he is exercising more and eating healthier, and he's going to buy a sports bra to hold his manboobs while jogging. He also talks about his understanding of the [[Third Date]], researching the age of consent, and implies that he's been able to enjoy masturbation more lately because he fantasizes about Kacey while doing it.

==Call 8==
{{main|Kacey Call 8}}
Chris learns some surprising news about how getting a job will affect his tugboat and promises to apply for a job at Wal-Mart. Kacey brings up Chris's stupid multiple personalities idea from earlier, and Chris tries to dismiss it, now claiming that he was possessed by a troll ghost because that makes a lot more sense. Later, Kacey makes it clear that Chris will not escape the Friend Zone.

==Call 9==
{{main|Kacey Call 9}}
Chris is still disappointed that Kacey Friend Zoned him, whines about being rejected by the [[Hambeast]], tries to justify his lack of male friends, and reveals the horrors he found within the Special Ed bus.

==Call 10==
{{main|Kacey Call 10}}
On [[Bob Chandler]]'s birthday, Chris reveals his new found love of sports bras, hates [[Vivian Gee]] and her [[audiobooks]], refuses to sell any of his video games, and complains about his parents being filthy hoarders.

==Call 11==
{{main|Kacey Call 11}}
Chris and Kacey discuss saving money, exercising, toy guitars vs. real guitars, bra maintenance, Family Guy and Playboy. Then Chris asks Kacey about her ex-boyfriend's dick size, and is shocked and saddened by Kacey's answer.

==Call 12==
{{main|Kacey Call 12}}
Chris and Kacey talk about exercising. Chris is fat.

==Call 13==
{{main|Kacey Call 13}}
Chris talks about making [[Videobooks|his own audiobooks]], making "sex drawings" for Kacey, and going to a pole dancing class.

==Call 14==
{{main|Kacey Call 14}}
Chris and Kacey continue to discuss Chris's general unhealthiness and that he's been trying to improve himself. He won't give up drinking soda, though.

==Call 15==
{{main|Kacey Call 15}}
Kacey yells at Chris and he complains about all the heavy stress he has in his life. [[Barb]] comes in and Chris rubs her feet while she rambles on about how she wasted her life, then tells Chris he needs to spend more time cleaning the house. After Barb leaves, Kacey starts telling Chris to clean all the toys and shit out of his room so he'll look more like an adult. Chris accidentally calls Kacey "mom". Also, even more disturbing information is revealed about the shittiness of the pigsty of a landfill that is the shithole of a wasteland of pigshit known as [[14 Branchland Court]].

==Call 16==
{{main|Kacey Call 16}}
Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's fatness, exercising, money, and the [[Sonichu 10|cure for gayness]].

==Call 17==
{{main|Kacey Call 17}}
Chris justifies comparing Kacey to a cow, tries to prove he owns the [[copyright]] for Sonichu, then has to quickly leave so he doesn't shit in his pants again.

==Call 18==
{{main|Kacey Call 18}}
Chris tries to explain how [[Clyde Cash]] came back from the dead, refuses to believe that Clyde is not a homosexual, and prevents Clyde from hacking into his PS3.

==Call 19==
{{main|Kacey Call 19}}
Chris lies about how much he exercises and shares his opinion on abortion.

==Call 20==
{{main|Kacey Call 20}}
Kacey coaches Chris for his upcoming job interview.

==Call 21==
{{main|Kacey Call 21}}
Chris tells Kacey how he thinks his interview went.

==Call 22==
{{main|Kacey Call 22}}
After Chris describes his experience at what he believes is a real life [[Dating Education]] class, he and Kacey debate what should happen to child molesters. She wants to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|BREAK THEM DEAD]], while Chris thinks a few years in prison is punishment enough, unless you're a woman doing it to a guy/boy... then it's ok. After that, Chris tries to defend [[Meg Griffin]]'s honor after Kacey calls her fat and ugly, and refuses to acknowledge any gayness on Family Guy. Finally, Chris is shocked to hear that gay men don't find him attractive.

==Call 23==
{{main|Kacey Call 23}}
Chris reveals what he's learned about Clyde Cash, and gets exhausted after trying to do an impression of his voice.

==Call 24==
{{main|Kacey Call 24}}
Barb has colitis, Chris promises to tear down his Lego city, possibly gets trolled by [[Regina]], doesn't understand why he's the victim of a [[The Miscreants|worldwide trolling organization]], and finally explains, in no uncertain terms, that he is STRAIGHT!!!

==The End==
{{main|Kacey and Liquid Call}}
The shit hits the fan.

==Epilogue==
{{main|The End For Real (Kacey call)}}
The fan will forever covered in shit because Chris is too lazy to clean it.

Kacey Call 3

2011-05-13T23:44:09Z

Acousticvirgin: "that was my only design and course with her, i was just kidding about eating cum off her tits"

In '''Kacey Call 3''', recorded a few hours after the [[Kacey Call 2|previous phone call]], a devastated Kacey confronts [[Ian]] about impersonating her boyfriend [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] over the phone.

{{quote|I told her the long story about him and me getting access to his account and all that in an e-mail. She called me on my cell later, and I listened to her rant on about portraying me as the bad guy from pretending to be Jeff, yet she CARED for him very much regardless of using a stolen name and identity.}}

{{quote|I did what I originally set out to do with Kacie, make her aware about her being with the Impostor and NOT the real artist. That was my only design and course with her, since she was that close to Jeff. And I tried to be a friend for her. Oh, well.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 5]]}}

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kacey Call 3, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|SQRTwd7Uxjw}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' [heavy sigh] I can’t believe you did that. Wha-what is wrong with you? I mean, you didn’t, you could’ve just told me something, you didn’t even have to make him look so bad. Just, what the hell?
 '''Chris:''' Kacey. I’m sorry. I was trying to spare your feelings.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you weren’t! Why couldn’t you just tell me from the start? I mean, [sobbing] I mean what happens if he did something to me or if, what happens if YOU did something to me? You wanted me to come to YOUR house! And, wha-what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn’t know? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I was trying to ease you into it. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' That’s not how you ease someone into it. Just what were you going to do? Rape me? Or what were you going to do?
 '''Chris:''' No! No! No. I was only going to show you the true face of the real man.
 '''Kacey:''' But what makes you the real man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too![sobbing] I don’t know, it’s just, I mean, just how could you? You’re just as bad as him. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I know and I understand. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you’re not, cuz you’re the one that told me this shit and and… I mean you had so, so many chances, you’re just, it’s fucking me… you were playing with me, you were playing with my heart. I mean, what? So you could get laid out of it? So you could be not a virgin anymore?
 '''Chris:''' No. No. No, no, I was trying to, ah, I was trying to earn, I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' How? How is that being my friend? How is that being my friend? Tricking me! I mean, you were pretending to be same person you’re trying to save me from. I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean what redeeming qualities do you have that you shown me now? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I can’t say off the top of my head, but I would do my best
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] No! Of course you can’t, of course you can’t! You know what? Exactly! This is it exactly! You can’t, you can’t do any of the things he did for me! You can’t play the guitar, you don’t have a job, you aren’t in school, I mean how did you even… I can’t believe you fooled me. I can’t believe that I did that, because even if he tricked me I at least was trying to stay true to him. Look what you did to me. Now, not only that but you made me a cheater!
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' You’re. Nothing. Like. Him! How am I just supposed to, I mean you can’t even say anything! And look at what you did! Look what you did!
 '''Chris:''' I am looking at what I did. I’m looking and I have done a lot of damage.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that? Just like “oh look, I make Sonichu,” I mean, I just… Like, you know what? Do you even know what’s right and wrong? Even if what he did was wrong he was at least there for me and, and… I just don’t fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting?
 '''Chris:''' It’s ok…
 '''Kacey:''' Just what were you expecting me to do, just go “oh, ok”?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, no, I was, I wasn’t expecting anything. I was gonna, I mean, I, like you know, I mean, like you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968. Anybody could go to my house…
 '''Kacey:''' So that means you could be a fat impostor too? So that makes it right? Right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh it does? It does? Did you just say yes to me? Did you just say yes?
 '''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No! I, I, I, I’m not even gonna, ah, I, I, ok, yeah, he was talking the address around with a lot of fake documents and a fake drivers license. If he has successfully fooled anyone into actually going to the home address they would’ve found the real me anyway then realized that he was a troll
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] It doesn’t matter, you’ve already put that info on the internet, obviously! Because I’ve went to your pages. And I went to the ED thing. I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it. But does that mean that I had to be caught up in the middle? You could’ve told me. You. Could. Have. Told. Me. I mean, you could’ve saved me. But you know what? You were just as bad as him. You’re just a big fat fucking liar.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I dinna, I did not have the good, as well as information from the ah, from Dan. I, ah, ah, his name tag, I think his name was Dan. I didn’t have that much information…
 '''Kacey:''' His name is Chris. His name IS Chris. [pause] God…
 '''Chris:''' I’m talking about the guy who, the guy who called him Jeff.
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, well who cares that it’s- You didn’t have to give me those fucking e-mails. Cuz that just made him look bad too. And I don’t think he’s really doing that shit behind my back. I really, really don’t.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I’m not, I’m not…
 '''Kacey:''' I’ve seen him, I’ve had dinner with him, I’ve seen his car, I’ve seen his driver’s license. What the hell dude? What?
 '''Chris:''' I’m not, I’m not, I’m not putting him down for, uh, I’m not saying that he, ah, that he’s guilty of those things or anything like…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Then why would you show them to me? Why would you show me those first before you decided to tell me? You were trying to make him look bad and you know it! So, where does that put you? Where does that put you in this?
 '''Chris:''' I, Ike, I understand, this puts me in a bad position.
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you even do that? Like if you did, if you did want a chance with me, and let’s say I would come around, what… I, I can’t even speak to you! I can’t even speak to you I am so angry. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I, I understand, I understand.
 '''Kacey:''' You don’t even sound like you are upset that I am crying. So what am I supposed to believe?
 '''Chris:''' I am upset.
 '''Kacey:''' No!
 '''Chris:''' I am upset.
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not!
 '''Chris:''' Try to remain calm.
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not!
 '''Chris:''' I’m trying to remain calm.
 '''Kacey:''' How am I supposed to be calm? Look what you did!
 '''Chris:''' I know, I know. I, I’m very very sorry…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You’re just disappointed that I…
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] And I would be willing to do anything in the world to make it up to you!
 '''Kacey:''' Well then why did you invite me over first? You’re just disappointed now because I’m defiantly not coming. You, I mean, just, you had ulterior motives or else you would’ve told me something first. You fucking told me “Hey, call me. Hey, send me a picture. Hey come visit me.” The first thing you said, the first thing was “Hey come see me.” What? What the hell?
 '''Chris:''' Well, I, I assumed he was going to tell you that anyway. I, I had, I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' No! No! But you know what? Do you know… what? Rrrrgh! I mean, do you not get that even, let’s say that he is doing all these evil things to you, do you not get that trying to steal a girlfriend is wrong? Did you not get that maybe, maybe I love him? And I mean, ah, I mean you were trying to say you weren’t going to rape me but you’re like “we can go to my room and go straight to love making,” I mean when were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me? When I came in the door? You think that I wasn’t going to freak out or something? You think I wasn’t going to notice that it, you’re not him?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' That would be embarrassing for your parents. What? Did you not even think of them?
 '''Chris:''' I thought of a lot of things but I can’t think of everything at once. I have a mental problem, I’m not as well in the mind sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' You know what, that’s not a good enough excuse [Chris starts to interrupt] Hey! No! You let me talk! You let me talk!
 '''Chris:''' Ok
 '''Kacey:''' No, that is not a good excuse. That is never a good excuse. You just do not freaking do that. You do not blame shit like that, you, you knew what you were doing and I know you knew what you were doing. You were being a selfish little prick.
 '''Chris:''' Ah… I thought, I’m sorry I came off that impression.
 '''Kacey:''' Well what did you think you were going to do?
 '''Chris:''' I was, I was going… I just wanted to show you the face of truth. I just wanted, I mean, ah, I mean sure I could…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I mean I don’t think it’s much of an impression. I think you are like that.
 '''Chris:''' No. I, I’m serious!
 '''Kacey:''' You’re sad because he’s cuter
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I would not
 '''Kacey:''' He’s more talented...
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I seriously would not
 '''Kacey:''' Would you stop?
 '''Chris:''' I would not ask you do that.
 '''Kacey:''' Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me.
 '''Chris:''' I seriously would not’ve asked you to do that.
 '''Kacey:''' You do not speak over me. Especially not after what you’ve done. Especially not after what you’ve done!
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I understand you got all the nervous tension from the stress and all this shock and everything.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No, I have nervous tension because you decided to play me. And it has, it has nothing to do with what he did now. It has with what you did. You tried to play me and you let me talk to you like that on the phone knowing that you were, I, I should’ve known. I should’ve known. You, you’re terrible! You are so terrible! What, what did you think was going to happen? That I was going to say “Thank you”? “You’re awesome”? “I love you”? You said you loved me and you not… oh my god! You’re a horrible horrible human being, if you’re even a human being.
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] I, I’m sorry, I know that I cannot say that I love you. I know, I never, I mean, I never even wanted to say I love you but you forced me to say I loved you. A few times.
 '''Kacey:''' I didn’t force you to do anything! I didn’t force you to do anything. Remember that I thought you were MY Chris.

==Part 2==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kacey Call 3, Pt. 2
{{#ev:youtube|tv8fvCGC0jg}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = Finish
}}

 '''Kacey:''' I thought you were my Chris. So why wouldn’t he tell me that he loved me?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, you thought I was Jeff. His name is Jeff.
 '''Kacey:''' No, his name is Chris.
 '''Chris:''' …egh… take another look at his driver’s license, but, ah seriously though, I had, I mean, I was, I had to uh, let you know I was trying, I mean, I was, I mean I thought I’d give you a chance to get to know me per, on my own personal level.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Woah, woah, woah, woah. You think I’m still going to get to know you? You, you what?
 '''Chris:''' No, no I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Listen, if I told you right off you woulda thought then “oh, oh my god” a troll got you to his account and that he was the real Chris.
 '''Kacey:''' Well then don’t you think you should’ve done that first.
 '''Chris:''' I’ve been trying to get back my own identity that he stole from me.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, he stole your identity huh? Well maybe if you didn’t post it all over the fucking internet he wouldn’t be able to have it. You ever think of that?
 '''Chris:''' I mean, all he had, sure. All he needed was Christian Weston Chandler, the Christopher and Ricardo was not optional.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] None of those, none of those, none of those are very, uh, exotic names. You don’t think that he couldn’t have the same name by, you know, uh, coincidence? I mean a lot of people are named Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I can understand that but still he’s not thee, I mean but I can tell you that he is not the Christian Weston Chandler if that is his real name...
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, he's not you, but you're showing me who Christian Weston Chandler is and he's just a fat fuck who doesn't care about me, who doesn't care about anyone's feelings, I mean... just, and, and what! You were getting me to spy on your own friend! You were getting me to spy on your own friend Kim! And what the hell? You were saying how she might like you or what ever. What about that what happened to, you know what, I'm talking to Kim, what happens if I tell Kim?
[pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Would you [stops short]
 '''Chris:''' [heavy sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I don't think she's going to like that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah...
 '''Kacey:''' Cuz I know I don't.
 '''Chris:''' I can imagine, yeah, I can just imagine, yeah, she wouldn't like that at all. Even I don't like it.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, ah, she has a boyfriend too, right? What happens if her boyfriend finds out? Cuz he's going to. He is going to.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' You're just a big chuck-o-fuck!
 '''Chris:''' I have, I have had, I've had, I've had a lot of emotional traumas in my life time, in the past with women. I mean I've even lost some over the internet.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I wonder why, I wonder why you have. I mean, if you treat them like this... Yeah, you know what? Now wonder you
 [a lot of unintelligible arguing over each other occurs here, the most made out is Kacey saying "Don't you talk over me!"]
 '''Chris:''' They got killed! They died!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, probably cuz they wanted to get away from you!
 '''Chris:''' No!
 '''Kacey:''' But you do not talk over me like that!
 '''Chris:''' Like Sarah Jackson died in an automobile accident. I'm serious, her sister told me that. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie slash PandaHalo died in a brush fire.
 '''Kacey:''' What? Like I, like I believe anything that you, like I can believe you. Like I can totally believe you. And you know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter, cuz you know what? I don't care. I don't care if he's not the Sonichu creator, I don't care who he is. I love him. And he's been there for me and you will never ever be him. He can at least play guitar, he can at least sing to me, he's been the one with me, you haven't. The fff, the only time I've had with you is you trying to trick me and get me in bed. What the fuck? What the fuck? You even lied to me about going to college.
 '''Chris:''' ...uh, yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' It must be hard to hear, cuz you don't even sound that good.
 '''Chris:''' I, I, I, uh, I understand and respect your decision. You are welcome to stay with him, but you still you had to know that, uh, still
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, I'm welcome to stay with him if I get your permission? I get your permission? I get your permission to stay with my own boyfriend? Where? Where are you coming off?
 '''Chris:''' [starting to yell] No. No, I, I, I, I never, I never said that, I never meant it like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Yes you did, you just said that I was welcome to, maybe you should choose your words a little better.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you're right. I sometimes have a bad choice, sometimes I go melt when choose my own words. I am, I mean, it's a part of my, part of the real life autism is sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' Is this why no girl [realizes that Chris is blaming his autism] Don't you blame that, don't you blame that! Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you not know how many autistic children I've worked with? And you know, they don't do that. They don't fucking do that. You know what, I don't even think you have autism. I think you have something else. I think you have something that just makes you so... narcissistic that's just so, you're so full of yourself. I mean, that's not autism. What the hell is wrong with you?
 '''Chris:''' Actually yeah, that is a piece of autism.
 '''Kacey:''' No. No its not.
 '''Chris:''' Being socially inept.
 '''Kacey:''' And I guarantell, I can guarantee you that I know more about this shit than you. You know what, prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Because I don't believe you. You ever ever ever want a chance with me, you need to choo- you need to prove that. [pause] Because you are not text book case.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I am not text book case. I'm uh, defiantly uh, not text book case.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think you need to [Chris cuts her off]
 '''Chris:''' Beyond that, uh... yeah, well, I got all the papers here at the home, my father has them in the filing cabinet. It not like, it's not like
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Fine then, I want to see them. I want to see them. Send them to me like you sent those pictures. Show them in a video. Right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe I'll forgive you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I can't do it right now, because, I uh...
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're going to have to.
 '''Chris:''' My fath- My father has
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] You're going to have to or else I'm going to tell Kim. I'm going to tell Kim.
 '''Chris:''' My father, my, my father is asleep! An he hanna, [Chris stops and starts several words here, but keeps talking] and the filing cabinet is locked. And its like he has to go through every single file in the filing cabinet to find the one document.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I guess I'm not that important, now am I? And neither is Kim. I think if you could
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Now, now, if, IF! Ah, after he's awake I can ask him if I can see it and then if I...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Please, you're 27, you're 27, you can't do it?
 '''Chris:''' if I can... and then, and then, and then if I, and then after I get it [Kacey stifles a laugh] I'll, I'll uh, I'll take it, I'll scan it or take a picture of it, I'm not sure I'll be able to scan it because my scanner/copier/printer is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' You better find a way. You better find a fucking way. Cuz, you're, you're fucking smart, right? I mean, I guess, you fooled me. So... [scoffs]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'm not always so smart.
 '''Kacey:''' No, your behavior is inexcusable and has nothing to do with being smart or stupid. It has to do with being you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' And you know what? The best part is, you're not going to learn from this are you? You're just going to keep doing this shit to people like poor Kim, or poor Megan or any of this crap.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Actually, for your information, Kim already has a boyfriend and I respect her space very much.
 '''Kacey:''' So, so, so's that makes it better that you want me to spy on her to see if she likes you and all that stuff?
 '''Chris:''' She, n-no, she can tell you the same, she can tell you the actual kind of person she, uh, learned from me from multiple conversations.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh no, I think, I think she's going to know something different. I think she's going to know something different, cuz you're fucking disgusting me and I know you're going to disgust her. This is
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Actually it's not, actually it's not going to surprise her. She's actually pretty much figured this out on her own and we discussed this.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, would you, would you stop insulting me? No, no, seriously, I think that you need to prove it to both of us, because you know what, I'm sick of this. I mean you want, you're going to lean on your autism so much and everything, you need to prove it. You need to fucking prove it to me, and I think you owe after what you put me through for the last couple days. I think you fucking owe me.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'll do, I'll, I'll do anything. I'll, uh, get the paper...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You better do it, you better do it.
 '''Chris:''' I'll get the paper, I'll take, I'll, uh, get, I'll make ends up a picture file and I'll e-mail it to you personally.
 '''Kacey:''' You better. Cuz I swear to God, you, you better not be lying to me. Cuz remember I'm not too far away. And I would be very, very happy to tell the authorities about what you did. Cuz remember, you were still doing identity theft too of him, and you were leading me on. And I mean, I, just, erg, thank God I wasn't there.
 '''Chris:''' No! He was the one that did identity theft against... Oh, OK yeah
 '''Kacey:''' Fine! Fine, whatever, I was ju-
 '''Chris:''' Ok, for the... I'm sorry, I take that back...granted, for the past few days I've been pretending to be him, but I never said- I never called myself Jeff. That's his real name though.
 '''Kacey:''' His name is not Jeff, but you know what, the thing is... all you are doing is following the Autism part, and I can tell you’ve done it before. This does not excuse any of this shit. You prove it to me tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''' You’re right…All right, I’ll prove it to you.
 '''Kacey:''' Good, because I mean, this is just ridiculous. I mean... You we- you were hacking and hacking is frowned upon. You are no better than trolls you think troll you.
 '''Chris:''' [deep sigh] Yeah, hmmm... Uh, Y-You know.. all- I
 '''Kacey:''' No, you don’t have an excuse do you, you don’t have an excuse at all.
 '''Chris:''' I'm not asking for an excuse. I was going to ask you-
 '''Kacey:''' No, you are giving me excuses.
 '''Chris:''' I was going to ask you for a fav- for a...
 '''Kacey:''' You were going to ask me for a favor?! You want me to give you a favor? after all this?
 '''Chris:''' STOP! Stop. It-It’s not THAT kind It’s not that kind of favor! Please listen.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I didn’t say it was that kind of favor-
 '''Chris:''' I just want you to talk to this, to this… Christian Weston Chandler in brown stripes... Or Jeff, whatever his name is. I just want you to encourage him-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] GOD, Just shut the fuck up!
 '''Chris:''' -To fess up. He’s not the real original creator
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter about him. Shut the fuck up!
 '''Chris:''' -To give me back my own identity
 '''Kacey:''' Shut up! Seriously, it has nothing to do with him right now. It’s between you and me.
 '''Chris:''' Yes, this is between you and me. But I’m just asking you to encourage him to reveal himself.
 '''Kacey:''' W-Who would want your identity now? Oh My God, When I tell him about this, do you think he’s going to care? Let’s say you are right, do you thinks she’s going to care anymore? You have sullied the name of Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu. I mean, think about what you did…Forever. For-ev-er.
 '''Chris:''' [stuttering noises]
 '''Kacey:''' Is this the way you want people to remember you?
 '''Chris:''' No it's not.
 '''Kacey:''' Then why did you do it?
 '''Chris:''' I'm trying to improve myself. I've learned-
 '''Kacey:''' Well you know what? You can start by showing me those documents, that’s how you can start.
 '''Chris:''' Ok. I’ll get the documents and I’ll show them to you.
 '''Kacey:''' You better.
 '''Chris:''' I will. [pause] Again, I’m sorry, to have put you through all that.
 '''Kacey:''' [takes a deep breath]
 '''Chris:''' Take some deep breaths, stay safe…
 '''Kacey:''' You know what?
 '''Chris:''' Try to keep a happy thought.
 '''Kacey:''' Happy thought?! [chuckle] Fuck you. You’re talking to me about happy thoughts. I mean, you don’t even sound like… GOD, I just can’t do it. I can’t do it. Do it tomorrow. UHG.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh, then talks in a whisper] I’m sorry. [pause, sigh] I’ll talk to you later. Stay safe, take care.

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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?5z2hjddgc2n mp3 of phonecall]
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Kacey Call 2

2011-05-13T23:34:24Z

Acousticvirgin:

'''Kacey Call 2''' took place on 4 [[August 2009]], during the time when Chris was pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]. The call occurred the day before they were to meet up, with Chris believing he had succesfully deceived an innocent woman into coming to his house.

{{quote|I'm still easing Kacey into the Truth; I feel sorry for her, because she actually went out with Jeff, pretending to be me, MY HOME address and all, and she had sex with him. But she needs to know the truth; she lost it to not only the wrong guy, but a 16-year old. [...] She is coming over to my house tomorrow at 6 PM; my father will welcome her, the household (and my bedroom is cleaner) is prepared for her presence. I would hate to have her suffer a FULL SHOCK.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]}}

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kasey Call 2, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|WPv7MqvrDK0}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}
'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw the video I uploaded?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it.
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um
 '''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no no
 '''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heart break. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know… I, I just love you so much.
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] You mean a lot to me. Ok anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my mom and dad to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK!
 '''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later.
 '''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you.
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today.
 '''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK.
 '''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…
 '''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’.
 '''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah!
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my dick between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face,
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh
 '''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles] and making out with you and exchanging it.
 '''Kacey:''' Mmmm.
 '''Chris:''' Do you remember?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand drawing style.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh…
 '''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and press your breasts.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your art style?
 '''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My life time.
 '''Kacey:''' Life time?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah!
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from primary to high school.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question.
 '''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. Sometime sculpt.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole book of, uh, other art work. I created home-, I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was like a long time ago, I created a whole gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards, even homemade Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…
 '''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, it’s cool.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… Ok, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitung, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitung, Lickitung turns into Luigi.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet.
 '''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married?
 '''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus 2 years. Twenty nine.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool!
 [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and sent it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Which friend?
 '''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Huh?
 '''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my YouTube account or something, but anyway…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal-pal who helped me here. Which is strange.
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that?
 '''Chris:''' Her name is Kate.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics.
 '''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes please!
 '''Chris:''' I might.
 '''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them.
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! It’d be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse?
 '''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’mma workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my life time hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him who my hero, who my hero was? [short short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] The American Rabbit.
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that?
 '''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic colored rabbit with roller skates.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, um, ok…
 '''Chris:''' You can look it up!
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, ok.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table?
 '''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I, I mean I love you.
 '''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s going to be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing with me tomorrow?
 '''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…
 '''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it.
 '''Chris:''' …with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I
 '''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…
 '''Chris:''' Sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' It’s been…
 '''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] “So…”
 '''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout two thousand four. On the original Sonichu site.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, ok. So umm…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux class room at Manchester High School in Chesterfield County.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please?
 '''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, ok sweetheart?
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…
 '''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too?
 '''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…
 '''Kacey:''' Ok…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, ok. That’s ok.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah!
 '''Chris:''' That would be good.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…
 '''Kacey:''' So excited!
 '''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu,
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh are those Sonichu and Rosechu babies?!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah!
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so cute!
 '''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006.
 '''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? [Kacey “Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what?
 '''Kacey:''' Your brown shirt! You know…
 '''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…
 '''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt.
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you
 '''Kacey:''' So…
 '''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my medallion…
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome!
 '''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well.
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder!

==Part 2==
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| name = Kasey Call 2, Pt. 2
{{#ev:youtube|59xeMa81LPk}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = Finish
}}

 '''Kacey:''' [laughter] Ok, so, um…
 '''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, as if to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Roseys, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosey, her name is Christine.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' And the one with the mirror is Cera with a C.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonee.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us.
 '''Chris:''' Ah yes. Ok. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, cocktail super sheers.
 '''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that.
 '''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, ok, I love talking to you.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…
 '''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor!
 '''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each in real life, right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother.
 '''Kacey:''' I’m really more excited about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my father will come and greet you first so, like, you know
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome.
 '''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you!
 '''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?zgfmopa0zmv67wh mp3 of phonecall]
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Kacey

2011-05-13T23:03:46Z

Acousticvirgin: kacey's videos have been gone forever and who cares anyway

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Sweethearts
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Kacey.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Kacey
|-
| '''Birth name'''
| Kacey Devoria
|-
| '''Full name'''
| Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 30 June 1983
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Matt Devoria]]
|-
| '''Siblings'''
| Kale Devoria (elder brother) Kara Devoria (little sister)
|-
| '''Spouse'''
| [[Liquid Chris]]
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
|Nursing/Biology undergraduate
|-
|}

'''Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler''', née '''Devoria''' (born 30 June [[1983]]), is the [[sweetheart]] of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] (Liquid Chris) who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (Solid Chris). She has a "[[china|fun]]", "[[china|caring]]", "[[china|kind]]" personality, as Ian believes all women do. As Ian is oft to note, she really cares for him, mayunn!

==Background==

Basically, Ian became enraged with jealousy that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his [[duck|penis]] in between her breasts and come all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his [[comeuppance]] off of her and [[recycling]] it with her. For a straight man, it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his [[homos|orientation]] into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly "realized" that Ian was trying to trick her.

Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable [[lies]] the impostor has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that <s>becomes</s> remains the impostor in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note is that Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to literally correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending "Solid" Chris's [[Chris and fashion|clothing]], [[obesity|weight]], and [[Sonichu Girls#Chris's Hair|stupid fucking haircut]]. For her part, Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the real Chris. Ian, of course, never notices.

As revealed by Ian in the video [[Greetings to Kaceys folks]], Kacey's parents are Mr and Mrs D (Devoria).

Kacey is the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who is a freshman in college. Kacey is rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lives in the suburbs of [[Virginia]]. She is majoring in Nursing and Biology.

==Contact with Ian==

On 3 [[August 2009]], Ian sent Kacey [[For Kacey from CWC]] to prove that he is the real Chris.

On 4 August 2009, Ian created [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] to reveal his true, fat self.

Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Ian tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the glaring differences while he [[recycling|ate]] his own [[navy]] off of her.

==The Love Quest==

Once [[CChanSonichuCWC#The_Return_of_the_King|Liquid Chris returned]], details of the contact between Ian and Kacey began to emerge. In Ian's [[Adressing Liquid]] video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close "[[gal-pal]]", and implies that he still pines for her. Ian would later officially proclaim his love for her in the [[fail|creatively]] titled video, "[[I Love You Kacey]]" where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared.

In [[10252009 For Kacey]], Ian graduated to an official [[Love Quest]] in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in [[For Chris No 2]], where Ian implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. It would later become clear that this was not the case at all; Kacey would later state that she only ever considered herself and Ian as friends.

However, Ian being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him, and went so far as to [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart.]] At one point, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing to ''A Whole New World'', from the popular Disney movie ''Aladdin'' to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for "Chris" to perform a duet with the audio; naturally, this [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|culminated in a video showing the true range of Ian's Sinatra-esque tones]].

==The end of Kacey==

Ian and Kacey's <s>friendship</s> love affair continued for a while afterward, until Ian got into an [[Father Call|argument with Kacey's father]] after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Ian's chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of [[Sonichu Special 4|his comic to her]] and learned that he was willing go and ''shoot'' Liquid. Horrified, Kacey scorned Ian for his actions in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|a final phone call to him]], never to return. Ian would later upload [[CWC is sad|a video where his solemnity was clear]], although this depression would last for merely a day.

With the release of [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|the ''actual'' final phone call between Kacey and Ian,]] it is shown that Kacey is very wise about Ian's dealings. Following the end of the call, Kacey makes an assumption about Ian never mentioning her again. While he does in [[CWC is sad]], the very next day after said video, a new video is released where [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|Ian is smiling from ear to ear.]] The very next day. The coincidence is stunning.

==Marriage to Liquid==
[[Image:Wedding Photo by Scarlet Rose.jpg|thumb|The happy couple.]]

Liquid and Kacey were married on 11 [[November 2009]], at 2 p.m. EST. It was a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends. Solid tried his best to ruin the honeymoon via receiving copyright papers, which, as you probably guessed, [[Fail|failed miserably]].

Little is known of Kacey at this point, despite Liquid Chris resurfacing to help heighten the success of [[Asperchu]].

==See also==
*[[Kacey calls]]
*[[Father Call]]
*[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]
*[[The End For Real (Kacey call)]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mkgfzztdgcz The complete phone call between Chris and Kacey]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI Resident Chris-chan 3: Dating Ground]

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Talk:Muscle bra

2011-05-13T22:16:11Z

Acousticvirgin:

See the discussion on the sports bra pic page. The "muscle bra" might only be the shirt he's wearing and not actually sports bra. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:43, 1 November 2009 (CET)

He would call shirt a shirt and not bra. "I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra." --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 15:50, 1 November 2009 (CET)

It can't be a shirt. Even if he considers a normal shirt a different one if he rolls his sleeves, I do believe he still has the basic rudimentary logic required to tell the difference between a shirt and a bra. -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Rage Bomb]] 06:59, 3 November 2009 (CET)

I'm with Sonijew and Da Nuke. He's obviously aware that the world at large knows about him wearing sports bras, so he's trying to justify it by saying it's for his muscles, and that all STRONG guys should wear them. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:04, 3 November 2009 (CET)

My theory: "When Daddy CWCism and Mommy Freudian-Slip love each other very much, they..." In other words: Chris sometimes show incapability to communicate his ideas clearly and people read too much into what he says. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:46, 7 November 2009 (CET)

I'm not exactly sure how to word it, but Chris has, in the past, used t-shirts to create homemade muscle bras before he ever decided to start buying them. You can see one clearly in this video: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_Undressing --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 23:23, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Well noticed Kwippleton. It's a weight related issue, and he has some pretty obvious cleavage going on there, so I can see why he'd need it. It might be a better idea for [[Chris and Health]] than Muscle Bra however.

== Why is this up for deletion? ==

Don't delete this. Or at the very least, merge it with Chris and Fashion. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 23:00, 10 November 2009 (CET)
* 1) Please sign your comments, (Sorry. I fixed it.) 2) I really think Chris is just talking about his muscle '''shirt''' and thinks it's clever of him calling it a "bra" and we really don't have conclusive evidence that he's talking about his sports bra. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:32, 6 November 2009 (CET)
* he refers to his sports bra as a sports bra, which he wears to support his manboobs. when he says "muscle bra", i think he means that he wants men to cover their bare chests with something. since they don't have breasts like he does, he probably thinks... well, i don't know what he was thinking. but if we're going to have a page about chris's sports bra, it should be about his sports bra, we shouldn't jump to the conclusion that a muscle bra and the sports bra are the same thing, because chris hasn't(to the best of my knowledge) suggested that yet. i think this should be merged with [[Sports bra photo series]], or [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Sports_bra&redirect=no Sports bra] should be made into a real page --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 00:57, 7 November 2009 (CET)
**I agree with Cogs. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 08:14, 7 November 2009 (CET)
**I agree with Graduon4eva, this article should be merged and made into a sub-article. --[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 23:41, 2 December 2009 (CET)
:*After watching [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|this video]] again, I notice that the "shirt" "Jack" (it was Jack who was the top, right?) does look identical to his sports bra (that is, it's gray and it does look like a bra), and he's talking about wearing a "muscle bra." I was originally skeptica but the video does seem to suggest that Chris does indeed call his sports bra a "muscle bra." I think perhaps the best course would to be to merge the Sports bra photo series into this article, to describe when they first appeared. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:52, 19 December 2009 (CET)

== "Chris's review" ==

Obvious troll is obvious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:07, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== Hi ==

As the Original Creator of Sonichu and also this article, I think the leaked e-mail should have its own article anyway. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 14:52, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Requesting picture of Kratos in a muscle bra ==

For the [[God of War]] article. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 07:53, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 05:53, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chest Size ==
Bear mind I'm having insomnia right now, so forgive me if this is rambly. The band size of a bra is the inches around your chest under the tits (not the tits themselves- that's the cup) + 5. Since bras only come in even numbers, if you land on an odd number, you round up. Chris's email says his band size was 43, and he rounded down to 42. This means his chest is 38 inches around. The average man's chest, at least according to sewing guidelines, between 32 and 35 inches. Usually anything bigger, since there isn't much variety in bone size unless you're just a particularly large man, is caused by either being overweight or being musclebound. It's just another small piece of evidence in how fat Chris is... also, according to my sewing guidelines, it places him at an large in clothing size, but keep in mind that sewing guidelines and premade clothing guidelines differ. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 08:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
* Using [http://www.sierratradingpost.com/lp2/bra-fit-guide.html#2 Bra Fit Guide], you can see he falls somewhere between a B cup and a C cup. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:37, 12 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

== "Leaked email" ==
This looks like a troll to me. Beat has already pointed this out, but no-one has acted on this. Has anyone here got sauce on this email or proof that it is Chris? Because if there isn't any then it needs to go. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:04, 13 May 2011 (PDT)
:Agreed, looks very 'trollish'. It doesn't have "the feel" of a Chris email at all (if you get what I mean). The fact that there's no known recipient, no source, and no proof of any kind makes it sort of pointless to have. I vote that it gets removed unless a source can be given. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 13:11, 13 May 2011 (PDT)
::The email was sent to Chris and Kacey's mysterious friend Kim, you could figure that out by listening to all 700 of the Kacey Phone Calls. In one of those calls he pretty much repeats what he says in this email, look it up detectives -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 15:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Muscle bra

2011-05-13T22:13:41Z

Acousticvirgin:

See the discussion on the sports bra pic page. The "muscle bra" might only be the shirt he's wearing and not actually sports bra. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:43, 1 November 2009 (CET)

He would call shirt a shirt and not bra. "I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra." --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 15:50, 1 November 2009 (CET)

It can't be a shirt. Even if he considers a normal shirt a different one if he rolls his sleeves, I do believe he still has the basic rudimentary logic required to tell the difference between a shirt and a bra. -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Rage Bomb]] 06:59, 3 November 2009 (CET)

I'm with Sonijew and Da Nuke. He's obviously aware that the world at large knows about him wearing sports bras, so he's trying to justify it by saying it's for his muscles, and that all STRONG guys should wear them. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:04, 3 November 2009 (CET)

My theory: "When Daddy CWCism and Mommy Freudian-Slip love each other very much, they..." In other words: Chris sometimes show incapability to communicate his ideas clearly and people read too much into what he says. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:46, 7 November 2009 (CET)

I'm not exactly sure how to word it, but Chris has, in the past, used t-shirts to create homemade muscle bras before he ever decided to start buying them. You can see one clearly in this video: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_Undressing --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 23:23, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Well noticed Kwippleton. It's a weight related issue, and he has some pretty obvious cleavage going on there, so I can see why he'd need it. It might be a better idea for [[Chris and Health]] than Muscle Bra however.

== Why is this up for deletion? ==

Don't delete this. Or at the very least, merge it with Chris and Fashion. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 23:00, 10 November 2009 (CET)
* 1) Please sign your comments, (Sorry. I fixed it.) 2) I really think Chris is just talking about his muscle '''shirt''' and thinks it's clever of him calling it a "bra" and we really don't have conclusive evidence that he's talking about his sports bra. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:32, 6 November 2009 (CET)
* he refers to his sports bra as a sports bra, which he wears to support his manboobs. when he says "muscle bra", i think he means that he wants men to cover their bare chests with something. since they don't have breasts like he does, he probably thinks... well, i don't know what he was thinking. but if we're going to have a page about chris's sports bra, it should be about his sports bra, we shouldn't jump to the conclusion that a muscle bra and the sports bra are the same thing, because chris hasn't(to the best of my knowledge) suggested that yet. i think this should be merged with [[Sports bra photo series]], or [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Sports_bra&redirect=no Sports bra] should be made into a real page --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 00:57, 7 November 2009 (CET)
**I agree with Cogs. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 08:14, 7 November 2009 (CET)
**I agree with Graduon4eva, this article should be merged and made into a sub-article. --[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 23:41, 2 December 2009 (CET)
:*After watching [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|this video]] again, I notice that the "shirt" "Jack" (it was Jack who was the top, right?) does look identical to his sports bra (that is, it's gray and it does look like a bra), and he's talking about wearing a "muscle bra." I was originally skeptica but the video does seem to suggest that Chris does indeed call his sports bra a "muscle bra." I think perhaps the best course would to be to merge the Sports bra photo series into this article, to describe when they first appeared. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:52, 19 December 2009 (CET)

== "Chris's review" ==

Obvious troll is obvious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:07, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== Hi ==

As the Original Creator of Sonichu and also this article, I think the leaked e-mail should have its own article anyway. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 14:52, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Requesting picture of Kratos in a muscle bra ==

For the [[God of War]] article. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 07:53, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 05:53, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chest Size ==
Bear mind I'm having insomnia right now, so forgive me if this is rambly. The band size of a bra is the inches around your chest under the tits (not the tits themselves- that's the cup) + 5. Since bras only come in even numbers, if you land on an odd number, you round up. Chris's email says his band size was 43, and he rounded down to 42. This means his chest is 38 inches around. The average man's chest, at least according to sewing guidelines, between 32 and 35 inches. Usually anything bigger, since there isn't much variety in bone size unless you're just a particularly large man, is caused by either being overweight or being musclebound. It's just another small piece of evidence in how fat Chris is... also, according to my sewing guidelines, it places him at an large in clothing size, but keep in mind that sewing guidelines and premade clothing guidelines differ. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 08:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
* Using [http://www.sierratradingpost.com/lp2/bra-fit-guide.html#2 Bra Fit Guide], you can see he falls somewhere between a B cup and a C cup. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:37, 12 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

== "Leaked email" ==
This looks like a troll to me. Beat has already pointed this out, but no-one has acted on this. Has anyone here got sauce on this email or proof that it is Chris? Because if there isn't any then it needs to go. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:04, 13 May 2011 (PDT)
:Agreed, looks very 'trollish'. It doesn't have "the feel" of a Chris email at all (if you get what I mean). The fact that there's no known recipient, no source, and no proof of any kind makes it sort of pointless to have. I vote that it gets removed unless a source can be given. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 13:11, 13 May 2011 (PDT)
::The email was sent to Chris and Kacey's mysterious friend Kim, you could figure that out by listening to all 700 of the Kacey Phone Calls. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 15:13, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Kacey Call 11

2011-05-13T04:11:52Z

Acousticvirgin:

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc090709.mp3

*[[Chris]] got an email saying [[Target]] was not going to hire him.
*Chris has 10 dollars in the bank but he's going to start saving!
*[[Kacey]] asks to coach Chris and help him save money.
*Talking about walking and working out.
*Chris volunteers to give Kacey a Q&A about [[autism]] for her Abnormal Psychology class.
*Kacey asks for him for info right now about autism.
*Chris says that he'll only do it if the maximum is 500 words.
*Kacey asks if Chris ever uploaded essays from [[High School]] to [[CWCipedia]], he says he hasn't found them yet.
*Chris tries to push a relationship on her, but she turns him off right away.
*Chris is going to take a yoga class. He heard about yoga from ''[[Wii]] Fit''.
*Chris said the last workout he had was standing on one leg for an ENTIRE ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' song!
*Chris is comparing ''Rock Band'' [[guitar]]s to ''Guitar Hero'' guitars. Kacey says she likes real guitars and likes it when guys write songs for her. Chris says he could play ''Guitar Hero'' for her, and he can write a song in ''Guitar Hero'' for her. Kacey isn't impressed and Chris doesn't understand the difference between the two.
*"I can be just as good in ''Guitar Hero'' as a real guitar."
*Chris walks around the mall for exercise. Five whole laps!
*Chris complains about the lack of male bras at J.C. Penny.
*Chris didn't realize you can wash bras, thought you had to throw them away after every three days of use.
*Kacey suggests for Chris to spray his bras with febreze. Kacey recommends lavender.
*Kacey says that she mixes her perfumes to smell better. Chris compares this to mixing food together at Country Cookin'.
*Chris says he was reading [[Playboy]] earlier and they had a ''[[Family Guy]]'' article.
*'''Chris complains that ''Family Guy'' was canceled originally because [[9/11]] distracted people from the show.'''
*Chris is upset to find out that Stewie is gay.
*Chris admits to reading ''Playgirl'' once.
*Kacey was uncomfortable with the subject, so they stopped talking about ''Playboy''/''Playgirl''.
*Kim convinced Chris to watch the news more often.
*Chris claims he is drawing more [[Sonichu]].
*Kacey says that she is excited for [[Vivian]]'s next audiobook. Chris gets stressed out.
*Kacey suggests to Chris to make his own audiobooks if he doesn't like Vivian's version.
*Chris talks about how he can't trust Vivian due to [[Clyde Cash]] being related. Chris complains about Clyde for a while, but then says that Clyde is dead now so it's okay. Chris says he is glad that Clyde is dead.
*Chris says that he never read [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|Vivian's book]], and he gave it to [[Rocky]] instead.
*Chris is looking for new jobs. He says he can make 980 dollars a month without losing the tugboat.
*Chris is trying to get a discount at the gym by talking to his doctor.
*'''Chris sent a letter to his doctor about his [[penis]]. Letter included asking about if his penis being bent was okay, how to straighten it out, and trying to get penis enlarging medication.'''
*Chris asks Kacey how big Liquid's penis is. Kacey starts laughing really hard, and then says that it's 9 inches, thick, and it would hurt sometimes. Chris is amazed and sounds depressed and talks about how small his penis is.
*Chris is upset that Kacey said that she enjoyed [[Liquid]]'s cock.
*Chris admits that he is taking penis enlargement medication, and starts describing his cock in detail to Kacey.
*Kacey says she has to go, unless Chris has any more questions about Liquid's cock. Chris says no, and the call ends.

==Transcript==

'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris! It’s Kacey, how are ya? 
'''Chris:''' Hi Kacey, I'm good, how are you? 
'''Kacey:''' Ah-I'm good. You know, just really busy with school and work. 
'''Chris:''' ...yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' Y'know, gotta make that money! Gotta save it up-up. (''Sound glitch'') 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I will be saving up my self, y'know, after I get my- after I get one- after I get mah joooooooob, you know. Even though I, ah, received an e-mail from target saying they're not gonna hire me, because y'know, they got- they got enough people as it is right now. I'm sure they'll keep my, ah, file on record, until they find an opening. 
'''Kacey:''' Nolikeyeah, I think they do that, um, I think it's, uh, it's easier every 30 days or 3 months, it depends on the company. (''beat, Kacey continues at the same moment Chris tries to start'') So, speaking of money, are you doing OK, curbing your spending? 
'''Chris:''' (''grunt/sigh'') Yeah, I'm turning out ok. Yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' ...Uhm. I mean, you know, I'm really worried about that because, I mean, you know, wif what you've told me about how much you spend on videogames and everything, uhm, are you buying anything from the, you know, all that stuff right now, like any games, do you have any plans? 
'''Chris:''' Ahh, yeah, I have no plans right now, so I'm not expecting to buy anything at the... for.. for a while. I've got money- I got like about, ten- I've got like 'bout 10 bucks in the bank right now. I can always- I can- I can always deposit it. 
'''Kacey:''' Well, um, you know, I think I've been to harsh on you, so I want to help you, uhm, do you think, maybe, uhm, I can help coach you with these things, like, you know, like, maybe you could forward me, like, what you spend, like- we'd just start something small like the Play Station network, or something. Like, and I can coach you, I-I'm really sorry, I think I was too harsh on you. 
'''Chris:''' (''chirps happily'') Hmm. Okay, that sounds good. (''unintelligible'') Yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh, awesome. Yeah, it's my way of an apology. 
'''Chris:''' It's okay, I mean, you don't have to apologize uh I mean you acted the way you did because you felt like you had to. 
'''Kacey:''' Yeah but [Chris talks over her] just forward me whatever purchases you make and um I will definitely help you. I'm happy you appreciate that. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah I'll [unintelligible] 
'''Kacey:''' Okay. 
'''Chris:''' Uh and my - I was doing a lot of walking today and lap - I did a lot of laps around the neighborhood. Instead of taking the easier counter-clockwise route around the uh 'hood I went clockwise and actually powerwalked the steep incline we have here. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh nice. How much is a lap for you. Is it like a mile or something? 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I'm not sure what the distance is. I could probably measure it in my car. Uh of course I'm counting also going into the uh the little courtyard - the little courts y'know. It's like y'know the court. The into the. I'm actually going into those- 
'''Kacey:''' Uh huh 
'''Chris:''' Courts. Up and down them. 
'''Kacey:''' Well did you run or jog the whole time cause remember you just gotta get that heartrate up. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. I powerwalked. Today I powerwalked but yesterday I did some jogging in there as well. 
'''Kacey:''' I think you should look up how to get your heart rate up and where your heart rate should be. Because you just can't walk and I'm not there to show you obviously because I've got so much going with school but um if you Google it that should be awesome. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. Alright. Well let me ask you though. I thought of this question earlier. Uh yeah you're studying to be a nurse. Do you have to take any psychological type classes like y'know like any classes like a psychiatrist would have to take? 
'''Kacey:''' Oh of course. Um I'm actually in um 2nd Level Human Growth and Development this semester. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. 
'''Kacey:''' I mean a lot of it overlaps I mean I'll be taking Abnormal Psyche next semester. 
'''Chris:''' A normal... psyche class? 
'''Kacey:''' Abnormal? Like not normal. Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Oh abnormal. Okay. Yeah well I have- I'll tell you what if you get to the part where they talk about Autism I could give you some - some information on that and probably help you with any essays you have to write or whatever. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah. That would be interesting. Y'know get a little perspective maybe I'll get some extra credit. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah you know I mean it's too bad we couldn't plan the uh trips of you coming over here with your hanging out y'know between Labor Day weekend. 
'''Kacey:''' I know, I know. 
'''Chris:''' I mean- 
'''Kacey:''' I had to work all day so I mean but hey- making that money. But back to what you said about helping me with class. You can start whenever because even though I'm taking it next semsester that way I'll be prepared I mean. Why don't you describe Autism to me? You know give me a feel for it. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. I'll have to give it some thought but I'll have - write you a uh minimum 100 maximum 500 word essay about it. 

{{transcription}}

 '''Kacey:''' Well, when you finish a comic, I can't wait for the audiobook version, I think they're funny.
 '''Chris:''' ...You mean Vivian's audiobooks?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I love those, I'm so glad you showed them to me.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Stress pause]'' Yeah, I never authorized those audiobooks.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think she did a great job. I think you should thank her, I mean, they're AWESOME.
 '''Chris:''' Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' And it's like free publicity.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm. Yeah... Ahhh, but still, so many things she's done against me.
 '''Kacey:''' Like what? I mean, I didn't see anything bad.
 '''Chris:''' Okay well how about that folder of her art I sent ya... The, uh, few comic pages where she mocked about me and my sw- My early days in my Sweetheart Search, like you know... You know, it's-
 '''Kacey:''' It's a parody, if you're gonna be famous you're gonna get parodies. I think it's great to go ahead and get them out of the way.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but, still you know-
 '''Kacey:''' Just because somebody does a parody, doesn't mean that they hate you or anything, it's just, you know, it's publicity, come on. You've got to laugh at these things or else you're never gonna make it.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Okay-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, it's flattering. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Okay but you know I'm talking about the, uh, ones where she's got the [Pokemon name] in there with her. The Pokemon-
 '''Kacey:''' Still. You should just go with it, and be like "thank you for the free publicity". This is your show, so run it.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, "this is my show so want it"?
 '''Kacey:''' So RUN it. Run it.
 '''Chris:''' Uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Besides, it opens it up to more people. I mean if you don't want her to do it, you should make your own audiobooks. You should narrate them yourself.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. I thought about that, but it's like you know... I'd ra- I'd rather actually have a- My- A woman to read the, uh, Rosechu parts. But unfortunately I don't have a-
 '''Kacey:''' I'd be happy to help. I can give you recordings.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Silence]''
 '''Kacey:''' But you know I'm really busy so I probably wouldn't be able to for a long, long time.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Okay, well I appreciate the offer. And I'll think about dat furder. But I think- But I was hoping, like you know, I could actually let my sweetheart do it, but like, unfortunately I just been having... the, uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Oh then I think you should wait, that's a good idea.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, it's... Still so much- Still a lot for me- Still a lot of things for me to think. Umm... Yeah, but also, uh, cuz also, I think I have informed you about Vivian Gee being Clyde Cash's cousin.
 '''Kacey:''' But that doesn't mean anything.
 '''Chris:''' Clyde Cash was a major troll.
 '''Kacey:''' But, that doesn't mean SHE is.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Okay. But still you know, Clyde Cash, he was also the one- He was also the first guy that actually got into my- That actually hacked into my original hosting account on Tripod. And then the following one on-
 '''Kacey:''' How did he do it?
 '''Chris:''' He tried to... to turn the- turn the website around and make it look- make it look like- make it mock ME. He-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how did he figure out your passwords and logins and stuff, did he hack it?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' How did he hack it?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Annoyed]'' I don't know how he hacked it.
 '''Kacey:''' Did you use an easy-to-guess password?
 '''Chris:''' No, I did not use an easy password. I don't even remember what the password was, now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but anyways, then I- then I tried to like- then I tried using Yahoo... I think it was. Or maybe it was something else I don't know, but anyway then he got in- But then he hacked into that as well, even on Godaddy- Even on my last attempt at- Even on the last attempt at on Godaddy dot com being the web host, he got into that as well. And then I-
 '''Kacey:''' Wow, he sounds very talented!
 '''Chris:''' Ugh... But anyway, you know, I- Anyway, after I got my Godaddy account back I just basically pulled the plug on the- Pulled the plug on the whole Sonichu site thing. And then supposedly he ki- And then, supposedly he killed himself. So I just assumed-
 '''Kacey:''' Oh...
 '''Chris:''' I just assumed that he's been dead for da few months. I think I sent you Vivian's ad- I think I sent you Vivian's address, if you wanna talk to her and verify .
 '''Kacey:''' That's... That's, um... I don't know what to say about that.
 '''Chris:''' Well you know, you could think- You know, no rush, you could think about dat furder. Um... Shoot, what was I gonna say- Oh yeah, yeah I just assumed that- I just, uh, assumed that he's been dead the whole time and GLAD that he's been dead.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh...
 '''Chris:''' Even Vivian- Even- Even Vivian agreed about- Even agreed on him being dead.
 '''Kacey:''' Then I guess he is, or... I don't know.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' It's a really bad topic.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It was a bad topic. But you know, I mean like you know, I had to recall cuz you know...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean it's so sad when someone kills themselves.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it was just- It was just to verify the whole troll- The trolling situation there. From him, and... You know and also like you know, Vivian did write a book and she sent me a copy of it. I think it was called "Da Girl who Ruled Da World". Uhhh, don't tell Vivian, but I never actually read the book. Even though I told- Even though I told her- Even though I lied to her and told her that I read it.
 '''Kacey:''' You shouldn't lie, that's horrible! What if it's a really good book, I mean didn't we talking about this before? Why would you do that?
 '''Chris:''' Hm... It was like, uh, tryin'... I was like, I dunno. I don't remember. It was in the conversation, we were just talkin', and then you know... Yeah, I just- I just did not feel comfortable with saying like, you know, "Oh, I haven't read it", and den she would be encouraging me to read it, but anyway, then anyway- Uh, currently the uh, book is on loan to Rocky, she hasn't given it back to me yet, and she's just had an appendix operation. She's read, uh, she's read, uh, a whole chunk of da book, and it's mostly mockery- mockery against me anyway. Mockery against me and my Sonichu characters.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, like I said, it's probably just free publicity. So, I think I mentioned before I wanted to read it, but you should read it first. You have to read it before you judge it, I'm pretty sure we talked about this.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah we're talkin' about- We're talkin' about Vivian's book, right?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah after I get it back from Rocky I'll be sure to read it.
 '''Kacey:''' You should probably get it back very soon.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. M'kay. Alright, so... Yeah, you did not have any classes today, so you just had work?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes. I worked and studied.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, that's good, did you have a good- You had a good day, I guess?
 '''Kacey:''' Well, it was work, you know, so... I just worked.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Puttin' a little more bread on your own table for yourself.
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm.
 '''Chris:''' Very commendable.
 '''Kacey:''' So uh, how's your job search going besides, uh... besides Target?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I got another application to uh, go back online and fill in. But... But yeah, you know, at least I'm making- But yeah, you know, I'm making progress. Eventually, I'll get- Eventually... You know, I'll get da message saying like you know, "Yeah you're hired, come in for the in- or, come in for the interview".
 '''Kacey:''' Hm.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' You should, uh, call in and ask.
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' You know, make sure they got the application.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah that's a good idea, okay. Yeah. Alright I will do that, I will make calls and find out for certain.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you know, show them you're interested.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Especially- Especially since I know well- I know very well that I can make 980 dollars a month without it affecting my Social.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're pretty lucky.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Oh by the way, uh... Yeah I'll let you know- I'll probably let you- I'll probably let you know about this- I wrote up my list of questions to, uh, my Doctor McGovern... Uh, you know, things that uh, you and me and Kim, we talked about a little bit. Um, I wrote 'em out in a letter but unfortunately I was gonna deliver it today, but the office was closed for Labor Day, so...
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, considering my next- Considering my next trip downtown would be Wednesday for the yoga session, I'll drop it off on Wednesday.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, are you gonna send me the questions?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, sure, I'll get- I dunno, would you like me to?
 '''Kacey:''' Um... Sure, why not?
 '''Chris:''' Well-
 '''Kacey:''' I just thought that was why you mentioned it.
 '''Chris:''' Well, no, I mean- I just- I'm just bringin' it up as like, you know, just... You know, just lettin' you know that I'm gonna be inquiring about all that with- with my doctor, sure. Anyway let me- Anyway, I- Anyway... Anyway, basically currently it's five questions, uh... First one is about the, uh, gym membership discount.
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm...
 '''Chris:''' And then the second one's a question about, uh, whether I should get back on the Paroxetine or not. But I mean, I don't- I mean, I think I've been okay with- Off- Off it, you know. I feel like I've been better, but it's like, uhh... I felt more- I feel a little bit more vulnerable to stress, but with uh, practicing the stress ma- More- With more practicing the uh, stress management techniques, I feel like I'm about starting to regain emotional control over dat.
 '''Kacey:''' So that was your anti-depressant?
 '''Chris:''' The, uh, Paxil originally, but then I switched over to Paroxetine... Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, well I mean, are you not taking it anymore, 'cause I mean...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I have not been taking it for a month.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean if you're so stressed all the time then maybe you should. I mean, that should be up to your doctor, you should ask him that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright... And then I asked- And then I asked him further about the uh, Lipitor... You know... Uh... I don't remember da question, I've already sealed the envelope. And it was just- It was just- And I have it on my- I have it- I have it on my bed in front of me, and... Hm. I guess I could- I guess I- I guess I can rip it open and send you the questions, anyway. But I'm just lettin' you know in a nutshell.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' And then like you know- And then the fourth and fifth questions are about my, uh, penis. Number four being about like you know, whether it should be level, or- or- Or, you know, if bent is normal. Or if like you know, if there's a way of straightening it- Of leveling it out. And then the second question is about like you know, getting a prescription to a penis extension medication pill... That sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Awkward pause]'' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yep. ''[Another awkward pause, as Chris prepares to ask what he's always wanted to ask]'' Ahh... Okay, I'll just go ahead and get it out of the way - How BIG was Chris's penis?
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT??!? What??
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I just- I asked you- I just asked you, how big was Chris's penis?
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Laughing]'' That's a really odd question for you to ask me... Um, but I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you, It was definitely, um, a little around nine inches.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, now I- Okay, shh... I mean, REALLY? Nine inches??
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah... You know, sometimes it hurt, but you know, it was good, and it was thick.
 '''Chris:''' Shoot, mine only gets, like, six to seven inches...
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Laughing]'' I'm sorry, it's just a weird question...
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I just felt like I had to know.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean... Okay... Why do you need to know? I mean, I thought you weren't interested in other people's penises, but just tell me, why'd you need to know?
 '''Chris:''' I mean like, who was the, uh... Supposed- In that sense, who was the bigger man, there.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I guess he won that. But I just- I don't- Okay... I mean, it was just nine, thick, and straight. It was there...
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Well like, you know, while I'm feeling discomfort in that...
 '''Kacey:''' You're the one who asked about how he rocked my world with it!
 '''Chris:''' Well I did not- I did not necessarily ask how he rocked your world with it, I was just asking how big it was.
 '''Kacey:''' I- Well, I mean, come on... I mean you opened that up.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, but it's like you know... Alright I just pretty much established this with Kim, but... I definitely have an insecurity... And- And that's one of my insecurities, like you know, in comparison to other guys... Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So you don't like other people's penises, but you want to hear about them so you can compare yourself to them?
 '''Chris:''' No I-
 '''Kacey:''' I don't do that with, like, women's breasts.
 '''Chris:''' No actually this is the first time I've asked that question, but it's like you know I just felt like I had to know.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay, well, I mean, why?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, cuz it's like, you know, I'm def- It just makes me think that like, you know- I have been con- I have been on and off and on about like, you know, increasing the size of mine... But I- And then, it's just like you know, I wasn't sure if the, uh, till- It- I- I mean... For about two separate months, I had been, uh, had taken Extenze. But yeah I just hadn't- I just hadn't seen a big difference. Except for like, you know, just aft- Just after taking it, it definitely showed a maximum of seven inches. Erect. Oh by the way I- By the way, actually measuring it, it's like four inches limp.
 '''Kacey:''' ...Okay. I don't know... Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but anyway, yeah-
 '''Kacey:''' I just thought the only way to make a big difference is to actually get surgery, but...
 '''Chris:''' I mean haven't you- I mean haven't you seen the, uh- I mean surely- Surely you've heard of the penis extension pills.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah but I thought they weren't supposed to work. I mean, most of them aren't even approved by the FDA and stuff. But I mean, they also say that losing weight helps, they say uh... Every 20 or 30 pounds of fat that you take away, an inch comes back. I don't know if that's true or not, that's probably a rumor.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah it does sound like a rumor.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, no harm in trying, right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... At least I'm starting a daily regimen of exercising. And I'm taking the appropriate steps and I'm losing my Buddha Belly...
 '''Kacey:''' Well that's good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay, I'd just hate to end our conversation- End our conversation on such a note, cuz you know, my mind's running- My mind's running blank right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well um... I'll go ahead and talk to you, I guess, tomorrow. Unless you wanna ask any more questions about Chris's penis, I guess. ''[Laughs]''
 '''Chris:''' I'm not gonna ask any more questions that. ''[Laughs]'' Okay. Alright, well I- Okay, well yeah, good laugh, good laugh, that's a way to end a good- end a conversation well. Okay. Alright well, I'll let you go and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, alright, bye.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah alright, bye-bye.

==External links==
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Kacey Call 11

2011-05-12T10:50:48Z

Acousticvirgin: penis extension pills

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc090709.mp3

*[[Chris]] got an email saying [[Target]] was not going to hire him.
*Chris has 10 dollars in the bank but he's going to start saving!
*[[Kacey]] asks to coach Chris and help him save money.
*Talking about walking and working out.
*Chris volunteers to give Kacey a Q&A about [[autism]] for her Abnormal Psychology class.
*Kacey asks for him for info right now about autism.
*Chris says that he'll only do it if the maximum is 500 words.
*Kacey asks if Chris ever uploaded essays from [[High School]] to [[CWCipedia]], he says he hasn't found them yet.
*Chris tries to push a relationship on her, but she turns him off right away.
*Chris is going to take a yoga class. He heard about yoga from ''[[Wii]] Fit''.
*Chris said the last workout he had was standing on one leg for an ENTIRE ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' song!
*Chris is comparing ''Rock Band'' [[guitar]]s to ''Guitar Hero'' guitars. Kacey says she likes real guitars and likes it when guys write songs for her. Chris says he could play ''Guitar Hero'' for her, and he can write a song in ''Guitar Hero'' for her. Kacey isn't impressed and Chris doesn't understand the difference between the two.
*"I can be just as good in ''Guitar Hero'' as a real guitar."
*Chris walks around the mall for exercise. Five whole laps!
*Chris complains about the lack of male bras at J.C. Penny.
*Chris didn't realize you can wash bras, thought you had to throw them away after every three days of use.
*Kacey suggests for Chris to spray his bras with febreze. Kacey recommends lavender.
*Kacey says that she mixes her perfumes to smell better. Chris compares this to mixing food together at Country Cookin'.
*Chris says he was reading [[Playboy]] earlier and they had a ''[[Family Guy]]'' article.
*'''Chris complains that ''Family Guy'' was canceled originally because [[9/11]] distracted people from the show.'''
*Chris is upset to find out that Stewie is gay.
*Chris admits to reading ''Playgirl'' once.
*Kacey was uncomfortable with the subject, so they stopped talking about ''Playboy''/''Playgirl''.
*Kim convinced Chris to watch the news more often.
*Chris claims he is drawing more [[Sonichu]].
*Kacey says that she is excited for [[Vivian]]'s next audiobook. Chris gets stressed out.
*Kacey suggests to Chris to make his own audiobooks if he doesn't like Vivian's version.
*Chris talks about how he can't trust Vivian due to [[Clyde Cash]] being related. Chris complains about Clyde for a while, but then says that Clyde is dead now so it's okay. Chris says he is glad that Clyde is dead.
*Chris says that he never read [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|Vivian's book]], and he gave it to [[Rocky]] instead.
*Chris is looking for new jobs. He says he can make 980 dollars a month without losing the tugboat.
*Chris is trying to get a discount at the gym by talking to his doctor.
*'''Chris sent a letter to his doctor about his [[penis]]. Letter included asking about if his penis being bent was okay, how to straighten it out, and trying to get penis enlarging medication.'''
*Chris asks Kacey how big Liquid's penis is. Kacey starts laughing really hard, and then says that it's 9 inches, thick, and it would hurt sometimes. Chris is amazed and sounds depressed and talks about how small his penis is.
*Chris is upset that Kacey said that she enjoyed [[Liquid]]'s cock.
*Chris admits that he is taking penis enlargement medication, and starts describing his cock in detail to Kacey.
*Kacey says she has to go, unless Chris has any more questions about Liquid's cock. Chris says no, and the call ends.

==Transcript==

'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris! It’s Kacey, how are ya? 
'''Chris:''' Hi Kacey, I'm good, how are you? 
'''Kacey:''' Ah-I'm good. You know, just really busy with school and work. 
'''Chris:''' ...yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' Y'know, gotta make that money! Gotta save it up-up. (''Sound glitch'') 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I will be saving up my self, y'know, after I get my- after I get one- after I get mah joooooooob, you know. Even though I, ah, received an e-mail from target saying they're not gonna hire me, because y'know, they got- they got enough people as it is right now. I'm sure they'll keep my, ah, file on record, until they find an opening. 
'''Kacey:''' Nolikeyeah, I think they do that, um, I think it's, uh, it's easier every 30 days or 3 months, it depends on the company. (''beat, Kacey continues at the same moment Chris tries to start'') So, speaking of money, are you doing OK, curbing your spending? 
'''Chris:''' (''grunt/sigh'') Yeah, I'm turning out ok. Yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' ...Uhm. I mean, you know, I'm really worried about that because, I mean, you know, wif what you've told me about how much you spend on videogames and everything, uhm, are you buying anything from the, you know, all that stuff right now, like any games, do you have any plans? 
'''Chris:''' Ahh, yeah, I have no plans right now, so I'm not expecting to buy anything at the... for.. for a while. I've got money- I got like about, ten- I've got like 'bout 10 bucks in the bank right now. I can always- I can- I can always deposit it. 
'''Kacey:''' Well, um, you know, I think I've been to harsh on you, so I want to help you, uhm, do you think, maybe, uhm, I can help coach you with these things, like, you know, like, maybe you could forward me, like, what you spend, like- we'd just start something small like the Play Station network, or something. Like, and I can coach you, I-I'm really sorry, I think I was too harsh on you. 
'''Chris:''' (''chirps happily'') Hmm. Okay, that sounds good. (''unintelligible'') Yeah. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh, awesome. Yeah, it's my way of an apology. 
'''Chris:''' It's okay, I mean, you don't have to apologize uh I mean you acted the way you did because you felt like you had to. 
'''Kacey:''' Yeah but [Chris talks over her] just forward me whatever purchases you make and um I will definitely help you. I'm happy you appreciate that. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah I'll [unintelligible] 
'''Kacey:''' Okay. 
'''Chris:''' Uh and my - I was doing a lot of walking today and lap - I did a lot of laps around the neighborhood. Instead of taking the easier counter-clockwise route around the uh 'hood I went clockwise and actually powerwalked the steep incline we have here. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh nice. How much is a lap for you. Is it like a mile or something? 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I'm not sure what the distance is. I could probably measure it in my car. Uh of course I'm counting also going into the uh the little courtyard - the little courts y'know. It's like y'know the court. The into the. I'm actually going into those- 
'''Kacey:''' Uh huh 
'''Chris:''' Courts. Up and down them. 
'''Kacey:''' Well did you run or jog the whole time cause remember you just gotta get that heartrate up. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. I powerwalked. Today I powerwalked but yesterday I did some jogging in there as well. 
'''Kacey:''' I think you should look up how to get your heart rate up and where your heart rate should be. Because you just can't walk and I'm not there to show you obviously because I've got so much going with school but um if you Google it that should be awesome. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. Alright. Well let me ask you though. I thought of this question earlier. Uh yeah you're studying to be a nurse. Do you have to take any psychological type classes like y'know like any classes like a psychiatrist would have to take? 
'''Kacey:''' Oh of course. Um I'm actually in um 2nd Level Human Growth and Development this semester. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. 
'''Kacey:''' I mean a lot of it overlaps I mean I'll be taking Abnormal Psyche next semester. 
'''Chris:''' A normal... psyche class? 
'''Kacey:''' Abnormal? Like not normal. Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Oh abnormal. Okay. Yeah well I have- I'll tell you what if you get to the part where they talk about Autism I could give you some - some information on that and probably help you with any essays you have to write or whatever. 
'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah. That would be interesting. Y'know get a little perspective maybe I'll get some extra credit. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah you know I mean it's too bad we couldn't plan the uh trips of you coming over here with your hanging out y'know between Labor Day weekend. 
'''Kacey:''' I know, I know. 
'''Chris:''' I mean- 
'''Kacey:''' I had to work all day so I mean but hey- making that money. But back to what you said about helping me with class. You can start whenever because even though I'm taking it next semsester that way I'll be prepared I mean. Why don't you describe Autism to me? You know give me a feel for it. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. I'll have to give it some thought but I'll have - write you a uh minimum 100 maximum 500 word essay about it. 

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 '''Kacey:''' Well, when you finish a comic, I can't wait for the audiobook version, I think they're funny.
 '''Chris:''' ...You mean Vivian's audiobooks?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I love those, I'm so glad you showed them to me.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Stress pause]'' Yeah, I never authorized those audiobooks.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think she did a great job. I think you should thank her, I mean, they're AWESOME.
 '''Chris:''' Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' And it's like free publicity.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm. Yeah... Ahhh, but still, so many things she's done against me.
 '''Kacey:''' Like what? I mean, I didn't see anything bad.
 '''Chris:''' Okay well how about that folder of her art I sent ya... The, uh, few comic pages where she mocked about me and my sw- My early days in my Sweetheart Search, like you know... You know, it's--
 '''Kacey:''' It's a parody, if you're gonna be famous you're gonna get parodies. I think it's great to go ahead and get them out of the way.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but, still you know--
 '''Kacey:''' Just because somebody does a parody, doesn't mean that they hate you or anything, it's just, you know, it's publicity, come on. You've got to laugh at these things or else you're never gonna make it.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Okay--
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, it's flattering. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Okay but you know I'm talking about the, uh, ones where she's got the [Pokemon name] in there with her. The Pokemon--
 '''Kacey:''' Still. You should just go with it, and be like "thank you for the free publicity". This is your show, so run it.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, "this is my show so want it"?
 '''Kacey:''' So RUN it. Run it.
 '''Chris:''' Uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Besides, it opens it up to more people. I mean if you don't want her to do it, you should make your own audiobooks. You should narrate them yourself.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. I thought about that, but it's like you know... I'd ra- I'd rather actually have a- My- A woman to read the, uh, Rosechu parts. But unfortunately I don't have a--
 '''Kacey:''' I'd be happy to help. I can give you recordings.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Silence]''
 '''Kacey:''' But you know I'm really busy so I probably wouldn't be able to for a long, long time.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Okay, well I appreciate the offer. And I'll think about dat furder. But I think- But I was hoping, like you know, I could actually let my sweetheart do it, but like, unfortunately I just been having... the, uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Oh then I think you should wait, that's a good idea.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, it's... Still so much- Still a lot for me- Still a lot of things for me to think. Umm... Yeah, but also, uh, cuz also, I think I have informed you about Vivian Gee being Clyde Cash's cousin.
 '''Kacey:''' But that doesn't mean anything.
 '''Chris:''' Clyde Cash was a major troll.
 '''Kacey:''' But, that doesn't mean SHE is.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Okay. But still you know, Clyde Cash, he was also the one- He was also the first guy that actually got into my- That actually hacked into my original hosting account on Tripod. And then the following one on--
 '''Kacey:''' How did he do it?
 '''Chris:''' He tried to... to turn the- turn the website around and make it look- make it look like- make it mock ME. He--
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how did he figure out your passwords and logins and stuff, did he hack it?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' How did he hack it?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Annoyed]'' I don't know how he hacked it.
 '''Kacey:''' Did you use an easy-to-guess password?
 '''Chris:''' No, I did not use an easy password. I don't even remember what the password was, now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but anyways, then I- then I tried to like- then I tried using Yahoo... I think it was. Or maybe it was something else I don't know, but anyway then he got in- But then he hacked into that as well, even on Godaddy- Even on my last attempt at-- Even on the last attempt at on Godaddy dot com being the web host, he got into that as well. And then I--
 '''Kacey:''' Wow, he sounds very talented!
 '''Chris:''' Ugh... But anyway, you know, I-- Anyway, after I got my Godaddy account back I just basically pulled the plug on the-- Pulled the plug on the whole Sonichu site thing. And then supposedly he ki-- And then, supposedly he killed himself. So I just assumed--
 '''Kacey:''' Oh...
 '''Chris:''' I just assumed that he's been dead for da few months. I think I sent you Vivian's ad- I think I sent you Vivian's address, if you wanna talk to her and verify .
 '''Kacey:''' That's... That's, um... I don't know what to say about that.
 '''Chris:''' Well you know, you could think-- You know, no rush, you could think about dat furder. Um... Shoot, what was I gonna say- Oh yeah, yeah I just assumed that- I just, uh, assumed that he's been dead the whole time and GLAD that he's been dead.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh...
 '''Chris:''' Even Vivian-- Even- Even Vivian agreed about-- Even agreed on him being dead.
 '''Kacey:''' Then I guess he is, or... I don't know.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' It's a really bad topic.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It was a bad topic. But you know, I mean like you know, I had to recall cuz you know...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean it's so sad when someone kills themselves.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it was just- It was just to verify the whole troll- The trolling situation there. From him, and... You know and also like you know, Vivian did write a book and she sent me a copy of it. I think it was called "Da Girl who Ruled Da World". Uhhh, don't tell Vivian, but I never actually read the book. Even though I told- Even though I told her- Even though I lied to her and told her that I read it.
 '''Kacey:''' You shouldn't lie, that's horrible! What if it's a really good book, I mean didn't we talking about this beofre? Why would you do that?
 '''Chris:''' Hm... It was like, uh, tryin'... I was like, I dunno. I don't remember. It was in the conversation, we were just talkin', and then you know... Yeah, I just- I just did not feel comfortable with saying like, you know, "Oh, I haven't read it", and den she would be encouraging me to read it, but anyway, then anyway- Uh, currently the uh, book is on loan to Rocky, she hasn't given it back to me yet, and she's just had an appendix operation. She's read, uh, she's read, uh, a whole chuck of da book, and it's mostly mockery- mockery against me anyway. Mockery against me and my Sonichu characters.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, like I said, it's probably just free publicity. So, I think I mentioned before I wanted to read it, but you should read it first. You have to read it before you judge it, I'm pretty sure we talked about this.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah we're talkin' about- We're talkin' about Vivian's book, right?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah after I get it back from Rocky I'll be sure to read it.
 '''Kacey:''' You should probably get it back very soon.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. M'kay. Alright, so... Yeah, you did not have any classes today, so you just had work?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes. I worked and studied.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, that's good, did you have a good- You had a good day, I guess?
 '''Kacey:''' Well, it was work, you know, so... I just worked.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Puttin' a little more bread on your own table for yourself.
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm.
 '''Chris:''' Very commendable.
 '''Kacey:''' So uh, how's your job search going besides, uh... besides Target?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I got another application to uh, go back online and fill in. But... But yeah, you know, at least I'm making- But yeah, you know, I'm making progress. Eventually, I'll get- Eventually... You know, I'll get da message saying like you know, "Yeah you're hired, come in for the in- or, come in for the interview".
 '''Kacey:''' Hm.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' You should, uh, call in and ask.
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' You know, make sure they got the application.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah that's a good idea, okay. Yeah. Alright I will do that, I will make calls and find out for certain.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you know, show them you're interested.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Especially- Especially since I know well- I know very well that I can make 980 dollars a month without it affecting my Social.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're pretty lucky.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Oh by the way, uh... Yeah I'll let you know- I'll probably let you- I'll probably let you know about this- I wrote up my list of questions to, uh, my Doctor McGovern... Uh, you know, things that uh, you and me and Kim, we talked about a little bit. Um, I wrote 'em out in a letter but unfortunately I was gonna deliver it today, but the office was closed for Labor Day, so...
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, considering my next- Considering my next trip downtown would be Wednesday for the yoga session, I'll drop it off on Wednesday.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, are you gonna send me the questions?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, sure, I'll get- I dunno, would you like me to?
 '''Kacey:''' Um... Sure, why not?
 '''Chris:''' Well--
 '''Kacey:''' I just thought that was why you mentioned it.
 '''Chris:''' Well, no, I mean- I just- I'm just bringin' it up as like, you know, just... You know, just lettin' you know that I'm gonna be enquiring about all that with- with my doctor, sure. Anyway let me- Anyway, I- Anyway... Anyway, basically currently it's five questions, uh... First one is about the, uh, gym membership discount.
 '''Kacey:''' Mm-hm...
 '''Chris:''' And then the second one's a question about, uh, whether I should get back on the Peroxitine or not. But I mean, I don't- I mean, I think I've been okay with- Off- Off it, you know. I feel like I've been better, but it's like, uhh... I felt more- I feel a little bit more vulnerable to stress, but with uh, practicing the stress ma- More- With more practicing the uh, stress management techniques, I feel like I'm about starting to regain emotional control over dat.
 '''Kacey:''' So that was your anti-depressant?
 '''Chris:''' The, uh, Paxil originally, but then I switched over to Peroxitine... Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, well I mean, are you not taking it anymore, 'cause I mean...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I have not been taking it for a month.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean if you're so stressed all the time then maybe you should. I mean, that should be up to your doctor, you should ask him that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright... And then I asked- And then I asked him further about the uh, Lipitor... You know... Uh... I don't remember da question, I've already sealed the envelope. And it was just- It was just- And I have it on my- I have it- I have it on my bed in front of me, and... Hm. I guess I could- I guess I- I guess I can rip it open and send you the questions, anyway. But I'm just lettin' you know in a nutshell.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' And then like you know-- And then the fourth and fifth questions are about my, uh, penis. Number four being about like you know, whether it should be level, or- or- Or, you know, if bent is normal. Or if like you know, if there's a way of straightening it- Of leveling it out. And then the second question is about like you know, getting a perscription to a penis extension medication pill... That sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Awkward pause]'' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yep. ''[Another awkward pause, as Chris prepares to ask what he's always wanted to ask]'' Ahh... Okay, I'll just go ahead and get it out of the way - How BIG was Chris's penis?
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT??!? What??
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I just- I asked you- I just asked you, how big was Chris's penis?
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Laughing]'' That's a really odd question for you to ask me... Um, but I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you, It was definitely, um, a little around nine inches.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, now I-- Okay, shh... I mean, REALLY? Nine inches??
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah... You know, sometimes it hurt, but you know, it was good, and it was thick.
 '''Chris:''' Shoot, mine only gets, like, six to seven inches...
 '''Kacey:''' ''[Laughing]]'' I'm sorry, it's just a weird question...
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I just felt like I had to know.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean... Okay... Why do you need to know? I mean, I thought you weren't interested in other people's penises, but just tell me, why'd you need to know?
 '''Chris:''' I mean like, who was the, uh... Supposed- In that sense, who was the bigger man, there.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I guess he won that. But I just- I don't- Okay... I mean, it was just nine, thick, and straight. It was there...
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Well like, you know, while I'm feeling discomfort in that...
 '''Kacey:''' You're the one who asked about how he rocked my world with it!
 '''Chris:''' Well I did not- I did not necessarily ask how he rocked your world with it, I was just asking how big it was.
 '''Kacey:''' I-- Well, I mean, come on... I mean you opened that up.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, but it's like you know... Alright I just pretty much established this with Kim, but... I definitely have an insecurity... And- And that's one of my insecurities, like you know, in comparison to other guys... Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So you don't like other people's penises, but you want to hear about them so you can compare yourself to them?
 '''Chris:''' No I--
 '''Kacey:''' I don't do that with, like, women's breasts.
 '''Chris:''' No actually this is the first time I've asked that question, but it's like you know I just felt like I had to know.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay, well, I mean, why?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, cuz it's like, you know, I'm def- It just makes me think that like, you know- I have been con- I have been on and off and on about like, you know, increasing the size of mine... But I- And then, it's just like you know, I wasn't sure if the, uh, till- It- I- I mean... For about two separate months, I had been, uh, had taken Extenze. But yeah I just hadn't- I just hadn't seen a big difference. Except for like, you know, just aft- Just after taking it, it definitely showed a maximum of seven inches. Erect. Oh by the way I- By the way, actually measuring it, it's like four inches limp.
 '''Kacey:''' ...Okay. I don't know... Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but anyway, yeah--
 '''Kacey:''' I just thought the only way to make a big difference is to actually get surgery, but...
 '''Chris:''' I mean haven't you- I mean haven't you seen the, uh- I mean surely- Surely you've heard of the penis extension pills.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah but I thought they weren't supposed to work. I mean, most of them aren't even approved by the FDA and stuff. But I mean, they also say that losing weight helps, they say uh... Every 20 or 30 pounds of fat that you take away, an inch comes back. I don't know if that's true or not, that's probably a rumor.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah it does sound like a rumor.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, no harm in trying, right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... At least I'm starting a daily regimen of exercising. And I'm taking the appropriate steps and I'm losing my Buddha Belly...
 '''Kacey:''' Well that's good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay, I'd just hate to end our conversation- End our conversation on such a note, cuz you know, my mind's running- My mind's running blank right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well um... I'll go ahead and talk to you, I guess, tomorrow. Unless you wanna ask any more questions about Chris's penis, I guess. ''[Laughs]''
 '''Chris:''' I'm not gonna ask any more questions that. ''[Laughs]'' Okay. Alright, well I- Okay, well yeah, good laugh, good laugh, that's a way to end a good- end a conversation well. Okay. Alright well, I'll let you go and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, alright, bye.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah alright, bye-bye.

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?fgvc20aqdd5g5x5 mp3 of phonecall]

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Fridays After Five

2011-05-12T04:59:31Z

Acousticvirgin: oh right i forgot

[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|140px|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]
[[Image:Fa5 2colorlogo.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's new [[attraction Location|prowling ground]].]]

'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]] [[Chris]] was video recorded there, [[C-Ya Later|enjoying real life for once]].

Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, the manchild has been attending the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays after Five in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin'|"Rollin' and Trollin'"]], in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.

== 18 June Sighting==
{{-}}
[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]]
[[Image:Dancing.gif|thumb|185px|right|Chris attempting to dance. Note the man in the foreground shaking his head in disbelief/disgust.]]

On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a good Samaritan ([[YouTube]] name [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public.

According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra|female support wear]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion_of_Fail|Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.

Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love_Quest|old tricks]]. Like the [[Attraction_sign|attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging [[bald]] spot.

Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s - mostly [[pedofork|severely underage]] - Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena|drawing flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi, and trying to dance with a disturbing mix of Chicken Dance and [[autism]] - with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]].

It is unlikely that Chris was aware of being photographed, which proves that all these actions are Chris's idea of being normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, he suddenly disappeared like Batman.

== 9 July Sighting ==
[[File:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|right|Chris sat on his fat ass - a truly rare sight.]]
On 9 July, the troll who spotted Chris on [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting |Independence Day]] spotted him again. According to the troll, Chris had unscrewed the zoom lens from his DSi and was using it as a rudimentary telescope by pressing it up to his eye.

{{quotebox|
Sorry for not adding more with the pictures, but I did notice that Chris had taken his DSi zoom lense(thanks for clarifying that up for me, guys) off his DSi and was using it as a telescope. He had it pressed up against his eye and was constantly watching around him with it for awhile. He also had this habit of taking off and putting on his sunglasses within seconds of each other. It seemed like he paid more attention to what was going on around him than what was happening at the concert. At one point, I noticed a girl, who looked like she was probably still in highschool, jump up on the ledge beside Chris to join a group of friends who happened to be stationed behind the manbaby. In the process, Chris turned to her and it looked like he said something to her, because immediately her facial expression changed from a legit happy one to a forced smile one. She joined up with her friends and they immediately huddled up together, whispering about something. At the same time they all looked up at Chris, and laughed. I can only imagine what he had said to the poor girl. A few moments later, one of the guys in the group picked up his cell phone and snapped a picture of Chris from behind. Maybe he's aware of who Chris is and will share his story somewhere. At that point, whether or not Chris realized they were making fun of him, he picked up his stuff and switched seating spots. I chose to take my leave at that point.}}

This time, the troll managed to take a picture of Chris, who appears to be wearing three [[Pokéwalker of Fail|Pokéwalkers of Fail]]. Two are red and white, and a custom painted one is barely visible underneath his arm. He also has what looks like a small bottle of hand sanitizer tucked into his belt. Chris [[The_GAMe_PLACe|has been known]] to immediately follow up any handshake with using hand sanitizer on himself. Chris is also holding a [[Attraction Sign|small piece of paper]] between his legs in both photographs, proving even further that he hasn't learned a single thing in the past seven years.

Chris's response to this sighting, delusional as always:<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3]]: E-mails sent around the time of the FAF sightings</ref>
{{quoteboxred|I lured out one last Friday at the Pavillion, obviously. I SHOULD have gone after him in pursuit, but the only plan I had programmed in my head in response is take their picture with my DSi. I have reprogrammed my mind to pursue after lure, yell for a policeman, and have him arrested for Taking Photographs at the Pavillion during Fridays After 5. On their Triangular, Red Column, they have a rules list, which includes, "No Cameras or Videotaping are Permitted". I am positive I'll lure out the same guy from Last Friday; I only got a brief look at his face, but I am positive I'd recognize him on future sight.}}

==16 July Sighting==
[[File:Manzone.jpg|thumb|right|Something like this.]]
On 16 July, a different troll managed to spot Chris at the park. While no photos were taken, the description given paints a very...''unusual'' picture.

{{quotebox|This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell.}}

While the initial footage from June introduced the "WANT WOMAN!" bra as a sort of makeshift attraction sign, the most recent sighting reports a full-fledged return of an actual [[attraction sign]], albeit a very basic one.

The hula hoop is more puzzling. It's entirely possible that Chris brought it to add to the dance moves seen on this very page, but given Chris's [[Sonichu's Edge|abysmally low stamina]], [[obesity|corpulent physique]], and total lack of coordination or dancing ability, this seems like a very unusual choice. Another theory is that he used it to mark the boundaries of his "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone". He can be seen at the end of one of the videos "dancing", apparently looking at and drifting towards a girl using two hula hoops near the stage; whether this inspired him to bring one himself or not is a matter of speculation.

==Gallery==
{{-}}
<center>
<gallery>
File:100 0669.JPG|The return of the King.
File:100 0670.JPG|[[100 2178|All alone.]]
File:100 0671.JPG|Fuck yeah! A [[gal-pal]]!
File:100 0673.JPG|The gal-pal's gone...
File:100 0674.JPG|Oh! Potential new gal-pals!
File:100 0676.JPG|Creepy...
File:100 0677.JPG|...fucking...
File:100 0678.JPG|...scene.
File:100 0681.JPG|Eventually, an urgent need to [[Flipnote Hatena|DRAW SOME SHIT]] prevails.
File:100 0682.JPG|Chris enjoying the real world. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.
File:100 0683.JPG|Chris has a deep conversation with an eight-year-old.
File:100 0693.JPG|A wide shot.
File:100 0694.JPG|A close-up of Chris. Notice that he hasn't bothered to fully remove his shirt.
File:100 0695.JPG|Chris showing off his muscular bosom.
File:100 0696.JPG|LOOK AT THAT GUT, GODDAMN!!!
File:100_0697.JPG|Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies.
File:Fridayafterplan.png|CWC's Plan B
File:FAF-06092010.jpg|From autistic trucker to dorkish plumber.
File:WantMan.jpg|CWC's [[Homos|Plan C]]
File:Hulahoop.png|Chris and the hula hoop.
</gallery>
</center>

==Videos==
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==See also==
* [[Flipnote Hatena]]
* [[Love Quest]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin'|"Rollin' and Trollin'"]]
* [[Pedofork]]

==External links==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?nkhrmmtjymg Download the Videos]
* [http://www.charlottesvillepavilion.com/fridaysafterfive/ Fridays After Five at the Charlottesville Pavilion]

==Sauce==
<references />

[[Category:Social life]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-18]]
[[Category: Field agent videos| 2010-06-18]]
[[Category: Eyewitness Accounts]]

Fridays After Five

2011-05-12T04:11:18Z

Acousticvirgin:

[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|140px|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]
[[Image:Fa5 2colorlogo.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's new [[attraction Location|prowling ground]].]]

'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]] [[Chris]] was video recorded there, [[C-Ya Later|enjoying real life for once]].

Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, the manchild has been attending the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays after Five in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin'|"Rollin' and Trollin'"]], in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.

== 18 June Sighting==
{{-}}
[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]]
[[Image:Dancing.gif|thumb|185px|right|Chris attempting to dance. Note the man in the foreground shaking his head in disbelief/disgust.]]

On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a good Samaritan ([[YouTube]] name [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public.

According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra|female support wear]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion_of_Fail|Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.

Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love_Quest|old tricks]]. Like the [[Attraction_sign|attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging [[bald]] spot.

Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s - mostly [[pedofork|severely underage]] - Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena|drawing flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi, and trying to dance with a disturbing mix of Chicken Dance and [[autism]] - with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]].

It is unlikely that Chris was aware of being photographed, which proves that all these actions are Chris's idea of being normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, he suddenly disappeared like Batman.

== 9 July Sighting ==
[[File:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|right|Chris sat on his fat ass - a truly rare sight.]]
On 9 July, the troll who spotted Chris on [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting |Independence Day]] spotted him again. According to the troll, Chris had unscrewed the zoom lens from his DSi and was using it as a rudimentary telescope by pressing it up to his eye.

{{quotebox|
Sorry for not adding more with the pictures, but I did notice that Chris had taken his DSi zoom lense(thanks for clarifying that up for me, guys) off his DSi and was using it as a telescope. He had it pressed up against his eye and was constantly watching around him with it for awhile. He also had this habit of taking off and putting on his sunglasses within seconds of each other. It seemed like he paid more attention to what was going on around him than what was happening at the concert. At one point, I noticed a girl, who looked like she was probably still in highschool, jump up on the ledge beside Chris to join a group of friends who happened to be stationed behind the manbaby. In the process, Chris turned to her and it looked like he said something to her, because immediately her facial expression changed from a legit happy one to a forced smile one. She joined up with her friends and they immediately huddled up together, whispering about something. At the same time they all looked up at Chris, and laughed. I can only imagine what he had said to the poor girl. A few moments later, one of the guys in the group picked up his cell phone and snapped a picture of Chris from behind. Maybe he's aware of who Chris is and will share his story somewhere. At that point, whether or not Chris realized they were making fun of him, he picked up his stuff and switched seating spots. I chose to take my leave at that point.}}

This time, the troll managed to take a picture of Chris, who appears to be wearing three [[Pokéwalker of Fail|Pokéwalkers of Fail]]. Two are red and white, and a custom painted one is barely visible underneath his arm. He also has what looks like a small bottle of hand sanitizer tucked into his belt. Chris [[The_GAMe_PLACe|has been known]] to immediately follow up any handshake with using hand sanitizer on himself. Chris is also holding a [[Attraction Sign|small piece of paper]] between his legs in both photographs, proving even further that he hasn't learned a single thing in the past seven years.

Chris's response to this sighting, delusional as always:
{{quoteboxred|I lured out one last Friday at the Pavillion, obviously. I SHOULD have gone after him in pursuit, but the only plan I had programmed in my head in response is take their picture with my DSi. I have reprogrammed my mind to pursue after lure, yell for a policeman, and have him arrested for Taking Photographs at the Pavillion during Fridays After 5. On their Triangular, Red Column, they have a rules list, which includes, "No Cameras or Videotaping are Permitted". I am positive I'll lure out the same guy from Last Friday; I only got a brief look at his face, but I am positive I'd recognize him on future sight.}}

==16 July Sighting==
[[File:Manzone.jpg|thumb|right|Something like this.]]
On 16 July, a different troll managed to spot Chris at the park. While no photos were taken, the description given paints a very...''unusual'' picture.

{{quotebox|This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell.}}

While the initial footage from June introduced the "WANT WOMAN!" bra as a sort of makeshift attraction sign, the most recent sighting reports a full-fledged return of an actual [[attraction sign]], albeit a very basic one.

The hula hoop is more puzzling. It's entirely possible that Chris brought it to add to the dance moves seen on this very page, but given Chris's [[Sonichu's Edge|abysmally low stamina]], [[obesity|corpulent physique]], and total lack of coordination or dancing ability, this seems like a very unusual choice. Another theory is that he used it to mark the boundaries of his "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone". He can be seen at the end of one of the videos "dancing", apparently looking at and drifting towards a girl using two hula hoops near the stage; whether this inspired him to bring one himself or not is a matter of speculation.

==Gallery==
{{-}}
<center>
<gallery>
File:100 0669.JPG|The return of the King.
File:100 0670.JPG|[[100 2178|All alone.]]
File:100 0671.JPG|Fuck yeah! A [[gal-pal]]!
File:100 0673.JPG|The gal-pal's gone...
File:100 0674.JPG|Oh! Potential new gal-pals!
File:100 0676.JPG|Creepy...
File:100 0677.JPG|...fucking...
File:100 0678.JPG|...scene.
File:100 0681.JPG|Eventually, an urgent need to [[Flipnote Hatena|DRAW SOME SHIT]] prevails.
File:100 0682.JPG|Chris enjoying the real world. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.
File:100 0683.JPG|Chris has a deep conversation with an eight-year-old.
File:100 0693.JPG|A wide shot.
File:100 0694.JPG|A close-up of Chris. Notice that he hasn't bothered to fully remove his shirt.
File:100 0695.JPG|Chris showing off his muscular bosom.
File:100 0696.JPG|LOOK AT THAT GUT, GODDAMN!!!
File:100_0697.JPG|Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies.
File:Fridayafterplan.png|CWC's Plan B
File:FAF-06092010.jpg|From autistic trucker to dorkish plumber.
File:WantMan.jpg|CWC's [[Homos|Plan C]]
File:Hulahoop.png|Chris and the hula hoop.
</gallery>
</center>

==Videos==
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==See also==
* [[Flipnote Hatena]]
* [[Love Quest]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin'|"Rollin' and Trollin'"]]
* [[Pedofork]]

==External links==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?nkhrmmtjymg Download the Videos]
* [http://www.charlottesvillepavilion.com/fridaysafterfive/ Fridays After Five at the Charlottesville Pavilion]

[[Category:Social life]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-18]]
[[Category: Field agent videos| 2010-06-18]]
[[Category: Eyewitness Accounts]]

My big 18th party

2011-05-12T01:04:51Z

Acousticvirgin:

[[Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|thumb|200px|It was simpler times for Chris back when he was 18 - four young, attractive women were in his house and he was more interested in a Sega Dreamcast he got.]]
'''My Big 18th Party''' was a short text [[Christian]] wrote about his birthday in [[2000]]. It was written on 10 February [[2003]], and published the next year, in the third issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''.

The story depicts what is perhaps the high-point of his life, so much so that he still wrote about it 3 years later. This was the only time Chris ever interacted with his gal pals outside of school hours.<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>

The end of the poem is left hauntingly open, daring the reader to plumb the darkest depths of his or her imagination to find what this fevered wish of a madman rising could possibly be.

'''SPOILER ALERT:'''

It was to get some [[china]].

==Chris's story==
<center>'''My Big 18th Party'''<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchusNews3.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #3)]</ref> 
''By. Christian W. Chandler
February 10, 2003'' 

I will never forget my eighteenth birthday party; it was the best of the rest. The weekend before my real birthday, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I prepared for the party I was going to host that day. We hung balloons and streamers, and we laid [[CWC Cola|refreshments]] on the table. At the door was four of my [[gal pals|high school *amigas]], and one of them brought a [[Lesbian|friend]]. We ate pepperoni pizza and drank Pepsi, it was great. As mother lit the candles, I was filling up with [[semen|ecstasy]]. After I blew the candles, I was presented with… a big jawbreaker from [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]], an R.L. Stine novel from [[Sarah Hammer|Sarah]], a planer with stickers from Miranda and a rabbit doll with jelly beans from [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]. We watched [[Wikipedia:Good Burger|Good Burger]] and had fun. After they left, it was done. What did I wish for? 
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==Images from Chris's 18th birthday==
Probably one of Chris's lesser embellished stories, this really did happen and Chris provided photographic evidence.
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Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-05-10T23:41:03Z

Acousticvirgin:

In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:I guess you don't understand hygiene, 4Macie. That's besides esthetics. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:02, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Yes but A. This is Chris, hygiene is a foreign word to him and B. Its aesthetics. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:35, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: [[:File:TG3.jpg|"...when the government fears the people, there is liberty"]]. I'm sure this new heartsweet has her Guy Fawkes mask ready. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 02:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
* Let me tell you something, and like I said, this really isn't really the place to say it. But nonetheless, whenever I try to rationalize what Chris does, I usually get disappointed because the simple fact of the matter is - Chris is just fucked up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Goddaemnd monkey-assed hell. Well, what do we do with this page? Start describing shit? In fuckin' ''detail''?! It could stand as is, like the CWCki's own personal 'shock page'...--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:00, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

In some of these, he looks uncannily like a fat version of Buffalo Bill. [[User:Vulture-chan|Vulture-chan]] 22:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

I was about to ask if the PSN take down made him go further down the crazy hole o_o [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:Chris has been at this a while, and you can tell because growing out hair takes a while. The PSN going down was coincidence. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 00:49, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
I also love the claims that he is "straight". Yeah, Chris is as "straight" as a circle >_> [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:34, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Circle? Try "ampersand." --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:25, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

here's something everybody should think about: chris is wearing his mom's clothes. i mean surely he didn't pay for any of this shit when there are MOUNTAINS of free clothes blocking up whole rooms of his house. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:36, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:Already wore his mum's underwear that one time. Wouldn't be a new thing for him. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 01:19, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

I wonder if Bob has caught this yet. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 05:08, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

*Guys, please, remember - this page is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. Srsly, I told you fuckers that that ModNation Racer character wasn't Crystal.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

Anyone with some solid info about this? Do this is a new saga? Who asked him to dress that way? Do we got any metadata linked to the picture so we can have time/date info? This is the best update for months and we got so little info on it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:00, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*I can talk to Tito about getting the raw images so we can get some metadata behind these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*Could he be trying to be Crystal the Imaginary Twin sister? He tends to stick to the stripey clothing and jeans, which is pretty much what she wore [[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]] 00:24, 30 April 2011 (GMT)

*This is pure speculation, but do you think it's Mic, the one girl he talked about in the Autism Tutorial?--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

The updates are few an far between, but when they come, they are fascinating. I especially like how the Sailor Moon poster is in some of the the pics. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 17:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

This is going to kill Bob. Chris has evolved into a Snorlax. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 04:01, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, there goes the theory of "Chris actually got his shit together and has begun leading a semi-normal life". [[User: GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]] 23:02, 1 May 2011 (EST)

== Disturbing revelation ==

*[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?
[http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]
Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
: Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
**It looks like the chalkboard Chris drew on in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], which is in Charlottesville. That doesn't look like Chris's handwriting, so I think it's safe to assume he has a new, masculine gal-pal. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:25, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*That chalkboard is the free speech wall on the downtown mall. You know where he did the sonichu dash vid? Same location. It's at the end down near the post office and right near a merry go round. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:20, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Maybe something worth adding, additional horror: "Basically this is what Crystal would look like."--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:57, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

== Info? ==

Is there ANY background to this? Like: where did he get the term "TomGirl" and why does he think it means to dress up like a girl? (aka: this is cross-dressing...not being a "TomGirl") I guess it was said that this was hacked off his PS3 (PSN)..but WHY was it there in the first place?? He obviously took them for someone...he wouldn't have taken pictures of himself in drag if it was solely for his own viewing...would he??? I guess..
TL;DR: Is there any information about this??? Someone has to know something! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
* Well [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomgirl Wikipedia] Explains a tomgirl is a reverse tomboy, a guy who acts girly, a femboi in essence is a tomgirl. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:06, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
::Hmmm...well that's a start. Though I think Chris took this one a little too far for it to still be "TomGirl"ish... Now we just need the WHY I guess. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:11, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:::For the love of fuck just shut up and wait for the inevitable infodump that will explain everything.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:28, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
::::*True, though pretty much what's going on has already been explained by [[Tito]] [http://789chan.org/cwc/res/53442.html here]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:19, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

*Sweet merciful Jesus, he..he finally snapped, or he finally accepted it, just...wow. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 21:32, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

Is the chalkboard Jefferson quote Chris' handwriting? If it is, think we should pothole something about how his political views have so radically changed since his congressional address? By the way, who did the Silence of the Sonichus comic? Give him my praise. [[User:GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]]
*probably not. It's the freespeech wall. Plus, given Chris's shitty handwriting, I doubt it.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:56, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Preexisting gender determination issues ==

There is so fucking much up with this guy I don't even know where to start, but cross-dressing is the tip of the fucking iceberg here. CWC genuinely has no masculine features except his receding hairline, and his fat distribution and build are very effeminate. (Not feminine - he looks androgynous leaning away from male.) The club-dick might be the result of hypospadias (extra dick hole for a partially to fully separate urethra, as in women) corrected by some inept hillbilly doctor, which is an indicator for a variety of sex-determination issues. Kleinfelter's (XXY sex chromosomes) is coincident with it and a variety of mental conditions, including ASD, although he'd be outside of the normal range of intelligence for the syndrome.

The thing here is to compare Chris to relatively masculine fatasses. Moobs that size on masculine men are usually accompanied by a pretty big stomach, and while CWC's breasts are obviously almost 100% the result of fat distribution, a massive amount of his excess fat is in typically female areas, i.e. hips, thighs, ass, etc.

The other side of the coin is that CWC has a lot of the features of abandoned or half-hearted male feminization - box tits with flat, weird nipples; an extremely protruberant but generally formless ass; the general fat and body pattern of a long post-menopause woman. In short, these people look like the Snorlax (as CWC has begun to) because, like her, the last major influence on their secondary sexual features is still high estrogen levels that are no longer significant enough to have a major effect.
Other relevant features of male-to-female transition, either medically or anecdotally ubiquitous, are the softening of body hair, the mild regrowth of scalp hair, emotional upheaval, sexual dysfunction, and massive mood swings. The last three of those are also attributable to testosterone therapy in patients with previously low testosterone levels.

I'm not saying I'm sure there's some kind of congenital or external source of hormone problems for sure, but it seems pretty likely to me that either he was on testosterone for a brief period in response to an indifferent puberty from some sexual condition (possibly explaining his sudden and totally incomplete sexual awakening at 16) or he was, at some point between then and now, medicated with anti-androgens or even some kind of low-level female hormone regimen, either clinically or domestically. (There are reasons that were then and are partially now considered medically reasonable for doing that - chemical castration, for one, for instance when a poorly-managed autistic teenager develops a raging and violently-ideated libido - but God only knows why things happen under that fucking roof.)

TL,DR: Chris might have girl parts and either his parents fucked with his endocrine system at a young age or things with his new boyfriend-free heartsweet are going to get weirder before they make perfect sense.
I've been suspicious of this since his first nudes went up, and this is just icing on the cake. And if you guys think he's a lulcow while he's trying to be a man...

:nah he's just a dumb fatty -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 02:41, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
::I have to agree with Acousticvirgin on this. While your theory is quite interesting...most of this can be explain just by looking at Chris and his family. Chris's family had him at a really old age. His mom was almost in menopause and his father was already a senior citizen. The father at such an old age could be a factor in Autism (it's a scientific theory) and his mother having him so close to menopause could be the reason for any hormonal imbalance (it's a scientific fact that when women are older when a child is born that hormonal imbalances can occur, ESPECIALLY if that older woman doesn't take the prenatal vitamins...). The fat distribution of Chris can be explain by either the hormonal imbalance or by the fact that he doesn't really move all the much, much less work out (or both combined). If you look at pictures of him in his HighSchool years he's a LOT thinner...most likely due to a high metabolism since he didn't work out and wasn't in sports. With his age he's either lost that metabolism or he's out-eating it, either is a possibility. The fact that he doesn't work out at all and doesn't really move around all that much means that there's going to be limited muscles there and much more fat. His arms are skinny because men usually don't get a whole bunch of fat there; his legs are kinda chunky, but men get that too. His butt, gut, and thighs are fat simply because that's where the fat goes. Now, the manboobs. Some men get moobs whether or not they have some gender issue...Chris on the other hand has a set that is way too big to be normal. This could be because of the hormonal imbalance from birth, OR because he doesn't work that muscle out at all. Most men do some form of exercise for that muscle whether or not they go to the gym. They lift things, they carry things, or just daily movement will work out the pectorals for men. The fact that this particular muscle gets NO exercise or movement from Chris could mean that the pectorals are much more fat than muscle. His sexual inexperience until 16 can be explained by parenting and by his autism. His parents never had any reason to discuss his puberty with him so he never really understood sex or masturbation until he saw it in a movie, and now that he does, he still only does it 1 or 2 times a week...quite abnormal for a boy/man from puberty to about 40 years old (age after puberty varies of course). Some autistics are asexual and never have sex throughout their lives because they don't understand sex nor do they really understand/want any kind of romantic relationship. The fact that Chris wants one so badly means nothing; he's shown that he doesn't really understand relationships and treats them like a 8 year old would. ===> TL,DR: Chris's parents had him at too old an age, that along with the fact that he's overweight and doesn't work out at all has made him who he is today... and more likely than not...it'll only get worse. (These pictures show an increased weight since the last time we've seen him; especially in the face and chest.) And Chris wants sex just because he doesn't want the title VIRGIN, he really has no sex drive.--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:17, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
:::Now, we have to remember that Chris is very simple. When he had to choose between his console and his galpal, and he chose the galpal, he demanded to have the consol as well, because he did the right thing. Just like in the movies. Chris doesn't necessarily understand love or attraction, he merely knows that relationship is a good thing, and it should be desired. In his simple mind, a relationship with a woman means perfect, neverending happiness that will fix all his problems. [[User:Vergilius|Vergilius]] 13:08, 1 May 2011 (PDT)

*I'm inclined to agree with Acousticvirgin here as well. I think a more plausible explanation though, is that due to DA [[autism|AUTISM]], Chris doesn't understand gender as a construct very well and so goes crazy with it. Or Chris could just be stupid. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:55, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

:Interesting theory, but I disagree with it. Klinefelter's patients tend to have unnatural looking body proportions (extremely long limbs, wide hips, short torsos), and have normal levels of intelligence (remember, Chris was on the Honor Roll). I don't think his bizarre fat deposits are caused by any meiotic disorder like Klinefelter's, but rather terrible diet fucking with his body, raising his estrogen levels, and causing him to develop gynecomastia. Once that happens, it causes him to have female-like fat deposits. [[User:GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]] 23:01, 1 May 2011 (EST)

*My two cents, for what it's worth. The moobs appear to be [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia Gynecomastia] In short, estrogen made him grow boobs. Estrogen would also explain why his voice is in the annoyingly high pitched range. As for [http://www.wikidoc.org/index.php/Klinefelter's_syndrome Klienfelter's Syndrome], the man child does in fact track rather well. Compare to this [http://www.andrologyjournal.org/content/vol29/issue6/images/large/andr-29-6-605-f01.jpeg Pic of man with Klienfilter's syndrome]. Thing is,[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conditions_comorbid_to_autism_spectrum_disorders Autism is comorbid], so odds are it isn't just autism. In summation, odds are Chris has da autism and some kind of glandular disorder. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:43, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
----Oh, and here I thought that point had already been shot down half a dozen other times and people’d actually read other bad theories before posting theirs. There's absolutely no sense to this theory, or for that matter anything remotely empiric behind it, but plenty plain to sight that shows it's impossible: Only people who don’t understand how gene expression and hormones work could think it makes sense. I don’t know where to start, there’s so much nonsence in that theory I might as well start picking it out.
> ''fat distribution and build are very effeminate...''
:What? Really, and here I thought comparing photos with a baseline would be easy, even for e-doctors. There’s hardly anything about that fat distribution that’s female. The fat went almost exclusively to his abdomen when he was just [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Cwcbraorig.JPG overweight], that’s the type of adipose distribution you get with testosterone. What’s more, the manboobs are dead common in obese men, you’re not just going to get the visceral [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:WantWoman.jpg FA5] type gut fat, but also tit fat, so by your standards [http://img.wikinut.com/img/4-hz_myuqu_9-u51/jpeg/0/Serious-obesity.jpeg fatguy here’s a dickgirl]. The fact that excess estrogens and mostly androgens(which worsen that acne) wind up being made by all that extra fat isn’t intersex.
''>he looks androgynous leaning away from male.''
:And just how? A prominent [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:100_2296.JPG gablela/brow] isn’t gender neutral, neither is his [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG21.jpg square morphing into a pear face shape], he certainly has no problem in growing facial hair as these last photos show, his jawline isn’t slender even if the fat makes it hard to make out, that nose is kind of big & like the other features testosterone promotes their growth. Oh and his hairline is quite [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG12.jpg high] around the temples and frontal, another manly trait. His face isn’t androgynous or gender neutral at all.
>''The club-dick might be the result of hypospadias (extra dick hole for a partially to fully separate urethra, as in women) corrected by some inept hillbilly doctor, which is an indicator for a variety of sex-determination issues. Kleinfelter's (XXY sex chromosomes) is coincident with it and a variety of mental conditions, including ASD, although he'd be outside of the normal range of intelligence for the syndrome.''
:It’s all wrong. If it actually were a urogenital intersex condition it’d have almost certainly been handled in a hospital by specialists, given how surgery is screened to more qualified MD, the chance of a inept hick doctor is nil. Never mind the fact that his dick doesn’t look like what you normally get from the infant sex assignment, and that his body certainly doesn’t match the phenotype you’d get with 5ARD Kleifeters or PAIS. The whole bit about his hairline ,[http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/a/ad/Personalprofile.jpg acne] and facial structure being too [http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/6/67/0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg androgenized] and all.
Probably the most important thing about it all is that '''Autism is not something that correlates with estrogen'''. [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3040206/ Testosterone has a demonstrated casual role] in altering the expressions of genes to induce it, where as estrogen prevents it. Also Cohen’s research indicates that there is a very strong correlation for biomarkers indicating increased testosterone exposure/sensitivity and autism. So no, the idea of Chris being Estrogen dominant and ASD is nonsence. I could keep going on point by point on everything that’s wrong with this theory, but I think the point’s certainly been made. This theory keeps coming from people who just don't get how it works, so an overkill was in need.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:14, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
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*The prominent nipples are a dead giveaway to gyncomastia. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:21, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
:Have you ever looked at a fat man? Their nipples are enlarged, it's something that's induced by the adipose building up there, that's pseudogyncomastia. Unless if he's been sneaking his mother's premarin there isn't going to be much in the way of nodules there. It's possible that the adipose leads to more hormones and aromatase makes some of them into estrogen, but that's a common enough thing in the obese. It's an analogue to that why they also have higher DHT levels.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:25, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
:Which leads back to the crux of the question, is his moobs due to him being a fatass or him being a fatass makes him have moobs? Either way, he clearly has hormone issues. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 13:28, 3 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*cool theory doc but have you considered that he is a fat dummy who is fat and dumb and smells like dumb fat -Dr.[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 20:56, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

== Congratulations ==

Congratulations Chris (Or should I say Christina) You have finally come to terms with your sexuality and gender issues. The road ahead may still be windy but at least now you can be happy its the right track. I've never seen you so happy and content and this all of your doing. no manipulation here.

You might find love now that you have found yourself.

Go forth my Child.
--[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 19:02, 1 May 2011 (PDT)

== Seriously guys ==

Next person who posts something not related to improving this page gets (temporarily) banned. This is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
* Well, don't know if it should be added to the picture captions but on the pictures [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg A] and [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG4.jpg B] They are taken on the downtown mall. Pictures [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG12.jpg C] and [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg D] were taken in the Fashion Square mall, where the piercing pagoda is. And Finally, [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg Picture C] he is wearing his high school ring it but can't really tell. Unsure if linking to the downtown mall and the fashion square mall would be uneeded piping. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:50, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
* It might be worthwhile to note the bizarre horizontal flipping of some images. [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 01:01, 3 May 2011 (PDT)

== Contactin' C for article material ==
Mmkay, well, do we still have Chris's email address? Can we still reach him on online chats or whatever? Is there no way someone can get hold of him and gently interrogate him about HOLY CRAP CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK and add some substance and reasoning to the insanity displayed on this page? I'm sure he won't mind the attention. I'd volunteer, but, uh, Chris fucking scares me. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 12:22, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
:<s>If only we'd thought of that sooner. I'll contact all the trolls and let them know.</s> Chris doesn't answer emails or phonecalls. He's virtually impossible to contact unless you already have a foot in the door. If you did contact Chris, he would be largely unresponsive and then ignore you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:27, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
::Mmmkay, fair enough. How about friends/family/people unfortunate to exist in Chris's general vicinity? The freak went out in public like this; somebody has to know something. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 10:44, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:::*Lurk moar.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:53, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
::::Mmm. I used to be so good at it. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 15:08, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Sandals ==

A rather minor point I'm sure, but as someone who has worked in a shoe store, is it worth pointing out that those sandals are clearly too small for Chris? Possible as a caption under the thumbnail? [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 09:41, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:Chris is a cheap bastard who gets almost all his clothes (in fact, pretty much anything but his video game crap) second-hand; I don't think he's ever been very concerned with picking stuff that actually suits him (though whether this stuff "suits" Chris probably depends on the definition you're working with). As long as it goes on his ever-widening frame without garotting him, he's happy. Of course, maybe you can work a mention of it into the "Chris and Fashion" article... [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 10:48, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:: Yeah i figured, but that looks almost painful how small those are on him [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 14:37, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
::: Living Chris's life also looks pretty painful. He's too dense to notice either. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 15:08, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== So that surprise... ==

Do we still need that "So you know that surprise" picture on this page? I understand why it was there when this page was started but I'm not sure if it should stay. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:13, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
:My opinion counts for nothing, given my n00b status, but I'd say keep it. Adds some drama. --[[User:Redcynic|Redcynic]] 22:19, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
:When I uploaded the images, I wasn't really thinking and assumed that it was part of what had been found from Chris. I think that, as with all images of this sort, if there's a better version or a better image can be made that conveys a similar "message", it should be replaced. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:35, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
*I think for the sake of completeness, it should stay. Obviously the uploader of the images added this for a reason, perhaps to set the mood, and the uploader's artistic intent in presenting these images should be preserved.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Reversed images==

If you use the DSi's front camera that is in between the two screens, the picture will end up reversed like in Chris's pictures. I would upload a picture or something to show it, but I can't find my sd card -_-

Aside from that, I thought Chris had a camera?? I dunno why he'd stick to his DSi, unless he was planning on sticking around at the mall to use his old attraction techniques. Unlikely.

Probably. [[User:Brown kitty|Brown kitty]] 15:53, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
*Because Chris is a lazy fucker. Why bring a camera when he just use his always on hand DSI? Same reason he uses the PSEYE instead of a proper webcam. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:59, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

==The "Silver Ring" Thing==

Are we sure about the whole "Silver Ring of Purity" thing? It looks quite far fetched, including the idea that Chris's stance on [[F Abstinance|abstinence]].It just looks like his high school ring all over again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:24, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==The Asperchu Medallion==

When did this happen? Is Chris still making medallions? Has he not given up on Sonichu? Why Asperchu? He hates Asperchu.
: [[02 March 2010|lurk moar]] --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:08, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Tank top ==

Chris's tank top appears to be [http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/juniors/tops/tankscamis/PRD~751436/SO+Striped+Ribbed+Tank.jsp from Kohl's], the color he got is currently sold out so here's [http://resources.shopstyle.com/sim/bf/ab/bfabbd0c07bb40895e30c6cc1acd2f1d/kohls-tanks-so-striped-ribbed-tank.jpg another pic of it], although the colors don't line up the same, maybe it's different in the size he wears. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 23:57, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Cost of his Ensamble ==

Looking at a few of his items, It seems like Chris's outfit is not exactly expensive. For instance, that nail polish is $0.99 Wal-Mart brand. Not sure if this is even relavent to the page, but I think it would be interesting to figure out how much All his stuff would cost. Perhaps as a single sentance in Chris and Money, or Chris and Fashion perhaps? --[[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 11:06, 8 May 2011 (PDT)
* It's Chris we are talking about. Assume that he paid 5$ for the whole outfit at Goodwill. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:20, 8 May 2011 (PDT)
** Fair enough --[[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 11:31, 8 May 2011 (PDT)

== How long has he been toying with 'Tomgirl'? ==

A picture from CWC's "Sonichu Episode 1" LBP level, taken about a month ago: http://lbp.me/p/0gqk21 --[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 23:00, 9 May 2011 (PDT)
:He always had that "female equivalent" thing going on with that imaginary twin sister of his. Chris's mind is a typhoon of incomprehensible insanity (and, probably, reams of potential psychological theses); could've been building up for years for all we know. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 06:40, 10 May 2011 (PDT)
:: Don't forget that he's always thought that girls should play with "boy toys" like Transformers and boys should play with "girl toys" like My Little Pony. And I quote, "if you're a young gentlemen, I suggest you buy yourself a...My Little Pony figurine, of your favorite color...or whatever. Stroking the hair of said pony, is very relaxing..like rubbing it against your cheek." He thinks this will help you understand the ladies. And the "girls should get Transformers to understand how a boy works..." <= that's from the future message video he made 2-3 years ago. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:56, 10 May 2011 (PDT)
:Chris didn't do that. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 09:34, 10 May 2011 (PDT)
::* Chris didn't do what?? Everything mentioned up til this point of this section has been true... :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:32, 10 May 2011 (PDT)
::for people who haven't played littlepigblanket... anyone can go into a level and attach shit to other shit and take photos of it. so it was one of chris's many fans who made sonichu into a transvestite just to be funny, unaware that that this photo would actually give chris a boner -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 16:41, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

*This might explain a bit of Chris's sexual issues. If he is transgendered/transexual (Can never remember which is which), then it would explain why he acts the way he does and his obsession with crystal. If truly transgender, he would fantasize about having sex with guys but as a woman and not a gay man. Given Chris's general 'tard tendencies, he may not realize he is not gay but simply wanting to be a female. Food for thought.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:26, 10 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

Regina e-mails

2011-05-09T04:04:14Z

Acousticvirgin:

[[File:Recession.jpg|right|thumb|In the Regina e-mails, Chris comments on the economic recession.]]

'''Regina Novakova''' was a [[Molvania|Czech]] student studying abroad at [[UVA]]. She had her father's help to purchase [[Chris]]'s ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]]s [[online]] over [[eBay]] and the two soon began communication regarding the transaction.

Unfortunately for Regina, Chris took this opportunity to start his perverted advances over someone who never expressed an interest in him to begin with. The tone eventually shifted and Chris became his usual lazy self and then discontinued all contact.

These emails take place from 25 [[September 2009|September]] to early [[October 2009]], right around the time [[Barbara|Snorlax]] was [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_9th,_2009|battling AIDS]], and also in the midst of the whole [[Gregg Mays]] thing.

==Correspondence==
====First contact====
{{EmailReply|My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I was just in touch with your father, [[Wikipedia:Rorschach (comics)|Walter Kovacs]], and he has informed me that I will be exchanging the business of him buying the two Guitars from me on eBay with you. The total amount due is 110.99, cash only if picking up in person, please. He was unsure of your phone number, if you have one, but if you have one, you may call me back at 434-760-0848.

What is your name, if I may ask? And he says you are going to a university here in Virginia; are you going to [[University of Virginia|UVA]] in [[Charlottesville]]?

I await your call or reply.

Have a nice day.
Stay Safe,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

====Addendum to first contact====
{{EmailReply|Upon personal pick-up, the total without shipping is 91.99}}
====Regina appears====
{{Email|Hey!!!!

You caught me at the perfect time!! I was just checking my emails before going out!

Yeah, he doesn't know my phone number cause I don't have one yet :( I just moved here from [[Molvania|the Czech republic]] as a foreign student and I haven't got a cell phone yet. We've been communicating by Skype. It's a nightmare!!!! I want to get a contract but I have to get all this extra visa stuff sorted out!

I am totally going to UVA! BA in philosophy! It looks hard but I am up to the challenge.

My name is Regina by the way. I see from your email that your name is Christian! That's totally cool cause my brother's name is Christian. But in Czech we spell it Kristian.

So I'll get my dad to wire me the money. I am pretty busy sorting out official stuff and meeting new people. Is it possible we can set up a meet in a week or so? Is that too late? I really hope not! Thanks by the way!!!!

If I can get this cell nightmare worked out I will send you the number ASAP!!

Have a great day!!!!!
Regina}}
====Chris the philosopher====
[[Image:ECP_00015.jpg|thumb|Chris attached this image. It may as well have served as a warning.]]
{{EmailReply|It is nice to make your acquaintance, Regina. A meeting in a week is good. It is so cool you are going to UVA, because it is only about half to a full hour from my house in [[Ruckersville]], North of UVA up [[Wikipedia:Interstate 29|29]].

I have talked on Skype before, it can be a pain sometimes with [[Autism|miscommunications]] and the fees to call a phone number sometimes. At least it is one way to be in talking touch.

I went to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], where I got an Associates Degree and a Certificate in [[Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] in [[2006]]. I would use the computer program to design 3D rendered models of mechanical parts and buildings. I even finished my final CADD class with a bang designing a [[CWCville Mall|Whole Shopping Mall]], Two Stories and a [[Mayor's Office]] on the second floor looking over the front entrance. It is huge. :)

I sometimes have [[CWCFlyingElephants|philosophical thoughts]], although I'm not all that knowledgeable in philosophy, perhaps you can inform me about it, even as your own review for your tests/exams.

I look forward to talking with you more and [[Sex|meeting you]]. Please tell me more about yourself in your next message, and I will tell you more as well. Also, I've attached a current photo of myself to this e-mail.

TTYL. :)
Stay Safe,
Chris.}}
====About Regina====
{{Email|About me? Well, I like [[Sonichu's Edge|running]], [[video games]] and [[music]]. But I really don't have much time for them. I spent a lot of time working in my father's company in the past. He used to get me to help him with [[English]]. He is learning but he still isn't very good yet, as you might have noticed. But now I have come to America to study! I'm from [[Wikipedia:Liberec|Liberec]] in the Czech Republic, but me and my family moved to Prague when my father started his company. Have you ever been to Prague? It's amazing!

I know a lot about philosophy! I love it!!! I have studied it forever. I can't wait to learn more by going to university!

I never heard of CADD before, I had to look it up lol. Do you work as a designer or something?

Till later.
Na shledanou (That's Czech)
Regina.}}
''Na shledanou'' means "Good bye."
====Still selling?====
{{Email|Hey did you get my last email?

Haven't heard from you in a bit. Are you still going to sell me your guitar hero controllers? I was thinking of collecting them Monday the 5th, cause I have lots of free time then.

Let me know.

Yours,
Regina.}}
====Tiny hints of creepiness====
{{EmailReply|I apologize for not replying to you; I hadn't checked my e-mail over the weekend. The last e-mail I got from you was the one I last replied to. Did you get the picture I sent you? You may need to resend the last e-mail you said you sent.

Anyway, yes I still plan to sell you the guitars; Monday the 5th is good. We can meet up at the Barracks Road [[McDonalds]] at about 2 or 3 PM, and after the business, you and I can [[Rape|hang out for a while]].

Tell me, do you live in one of the dormatries around the UVA, or do you have your own place? And I still would like to hear more about you.

I'll TTYL,
Stay Safe,
Chris.}}
====Slightly larger hints of creepiness====
{{EmailReply|Wow. :)

You learned [[Chris and English|english]] before your father, and you help him learn it, that is cool. What does he manufacture or do in his company? And how about your mother, does she still live with him? I have not been to Prague, but I'll look it up, and you can tell me more about it from your Point of View.

I am an avid designer, yes, yet [[Monthly tugboat|it's kinda hard to get such a job]] around Charlottesville at the time. I am also an [[Chris and art|artist]]; I will be delighted to share with you my [[Sonichu (comic)|original drawings]] and other artworks.

Gmail is okay; I was [[Jack Thaddeus E-Mails|in contact before]] with [[Jack Thaddeus|someone]] who had one; one or two pieces of e-mail get misplaced a bit, but we sorted out the miscommunications.

As for the McDonalds I was referring to, there is only one Barnes & Nobel Bookstore in Charlottesville; find it, and that McDonalds is nearby.

I'm currently living with my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob|father]], but I too am looking forward to getting a place of my own, or sharin' a pad with my girlfriend (if I had one; I'm [[Virgin with rage|single]]). If things work out for you, I would be happy to be your roommate and help out.

A bit more info about myself, I'm 5'10", about [[Obesity|average body type]], [[Hetereochromia|my left eye is blue/right eye is green]] ([[Honest content|I had pink eye in my right during High School]], and my perscribed eyedrops changed its pigment), my hair is brown, my favorite color is blue/favorite shade is Crayola's "Battery-Charged Blue", I enjoyed reading [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stein's]] "Goosebumps" and "Fear Street" books during my teenage years, my favorite movie of all time is "[[Mary Poppins]]", and my favorite food is [[SpaghettiRoutine|Macaroni & Cheese]].

I gtg, but I look forward to your next message and replying to it. :)

Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL,
Chris.}}

====More about Regina====
{{Email|Yeah, my dad grew up under [[CWCville|the Communist system]]. So he had to learn Russian because they didn't teach English back then. He does really well though. His company makes clay and ceramic tiles by the way. Among other things.

Prague is one of the greatest cities in the world! We call it the Paris of the East. I attached a picture I took from my graduation trip. For a party we took a boat trip on the [[Wikipedia:Vltava|Vltava]] and I took this picture of the castle. It was such an awesome day. There are so many things to see and do. It is quite possibly the best place in Europe. But it feels good to get away for a while.

That's too bad about the jobs. I guess this financial crisis makes it hard to find work. It must be hard to make ends meet. I guess not a lot of people are building things so it must be hard to work as a designer. Do you do like freelance stuff? Cause I guess that would be REALLY hard to find work.

I guess I can look that McDonalds up on google maps or something. I'll find it. I just don't know cause I never eat there. Barnes and Noble is a book store right?

You're looking for a place too? I'm trying to find a 2 bedroom apartment around UVA for around 800$. I'm not sure how realistic that is yet. Most of the people I know are staying with family to keep things cheap. I'm kinda lucky cause my dad can help out and I saved up a lot. I'm trying to convince some of my friends so if they turn me down, I'll let you know. Are you a [[Chris'room|tidy]] guy? Do you [[Tobacky|smoke]]? Do you like [[Chris's Big Night Out|parties]]? I like to have the occasional party.

I guess I can tell you a bit more about me. I'm blond with brown eyes. I'm pretty short. Only 161 centimetres. I'm sorry cause I'm really not used to these American measurements yet so I don't know what that is in inches...

I have to admit, I have never heard of any of those books. I read a lot of [[CWCville|Kafka]]. I didn't like him at first but I gradually grew to like him. He's Czech so we had to read a lot of his books in school. I've never heard of Mary Poppins. I don't really watch American movies. I like them but most of the films I watch are European. I've heard many things about macaroni and cheese. But I'm kind of hesitant to try it. American cheese scares me. I have a CRAZY love for PEANUT BUTTER though.

What's pinkeye?

Na shledanou!
Regina.}}
====Chris rambles about himself====
{{EmailReply|To answer your questions, I consider myself a [[Chris and health|tidy person]], I have never [[Tobacky|smoked]], and I like parties ([[Alcohol|I'm a social drinker]]). Yet I'm willing to stay dry to be a desiginated driver.

I do a bit of freelance artwork, I was hoping to save this until when we met in person, but I am the [[Chris and copyright|original creator]] of the Electric-Hedgehog [[Pokemon|Pok'emon]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and their city of [[Cwcville]], VA. I have been internet famous for a few years, so I have [[Trolls|fans]] and [[Clyde Cash|internet bullies]]. The main Official Websites for Sonichu and Rosechu are [[CWCipedia]], Cwcipedia/CWC's Sonichu Site, and my Current [[YouTube]] account, "ChristianWChandler". Other similar websites that may be similar or calim to be "Official" are NOT. I am planning on getting paper-published soon, and there is no Official Merchandise available yet. I have all the original page drawings and my other original artworks here at my house.

And the Pinkeye, as stated on the "Pinkeye" article on [[Wikipedia]], "[[Wikipedia:Conjunctivitis|Conjunctivitis]] (commonly called "pink eye" or "Madras eye") is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and the inner surface of the eyelids), most commonly due to an allergic reaction or an infection (usually viral, but sometimes bacterial)."

Getting back to your last e-mail, clay and ceramic tiles, that is cool. I have a cousin who used to sell ceramic pieces and statues, but he gave that up to become the Sheriff of his hometown. My father is a retired Engineer from General Electric (GE); he also was the Designer of the controls of the Plastic-Molding Machines, so without him, you would not have the plastic on your PC's keyboard, or the plastic on the [[Obesity|2-Liter soda bottles]].

I enjoyed the picture of the Vitava castle you sent me, thank you. :) I'm happy you were able to enjoy it.

<nowiki>Also, I just checked the math; at the rate of 2.5 cm = 1 inch, and 12 inches = 1 foot, 161 cm = 64.4 inches, whichs makes you about 5 feet, 4.4 inches. You're only just under 6 inches (15 cm) shorter than me.</nowiki>

Oh, and Barnes and Nobel IS a bookstore. Let me give you a directional piece, if you know where the interception of Ivy and Emmet is; down the road by UVA's "The Corner", passing by the road leading to the Alderman Library, ending by the Soccer Field and Tennis Courts. You go North on Emmet, and continue down until you see a Taco Bell on the left side, the McDonalds, Barnes & Nobel and the Barracks Road Shopping Center those are in are just beyond the [[Chloe|Taco Bell]]. You also pass the [[Greene County Conspiracy|John Paul Jones Arena]] on the way.

I may be able to help you on your apartment search. there is a website, http://www.craigslist.com, you go there, look up Virginia, then Charlottesville, then Apartments, they have listings from people who want to rent or sell apartments and other things.

You can look up Goosebumps and Fear Street at the libraries around town, under the "Young Adults" section, if you're looking for something new to read. I have read Franz Kafka a bit in High School; we read
"[[Wikipedia:The Metamorphosis|Metamorphasis]]". I enjoyed the comparisons between the busy salesman life he had, and what it would feel like to be a bug; so miniscule in life, with a lot of people stepping on you here and there.

Mostly, Macaroni and Cheese is made with Chedder, or sometimes it can be made with Swiss. And I enjoy the occasional peanut butter sandwich, it is a [[Chris_and_health#Nutrition|healthy choice]]. :)

Do you have a headshot photo of yourself you can share with me, please? I shared my headshot with you, and I would feel better if I can get a preview of your face. Also, I am 27 years old, how about you? And are you a bit of a drinker too?

I'm only curious. ;)

Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL, Chris.}}

====Regina tries to make sense of all that====
{{Email|Ok, that's cool that you are tidy. If my friends don't pull through, I'll keep you in mind.

Ok, so I'm a bit confused. Pokemons are those Japanese card game things right? So you designed some characters for these [[cards]] or video games? That's pretty cool. Does [[sonichu]] or [[rosechu]] mean something in Japanese? This isn't my computer. It belongs to my aunt (she's the family member I'm living with) and she needs it for work a lot. So I will have to check out your portfolio site or whatever later.

Pinkeye sounds really [[Honest Content|gross]].

Ok, thanks for the directions. I will see if I can get my friend to swing by with her car on Monday and we'll go pick them up. I don't think it will be a problem.

Thanks for the advice about Craigslist. I had already been checking it. I'm looking at a few possibilities.

Thanks for the book recommendations too, but I don't think I'll have time to check those out. I'll probably be too busy reading philosophy books for university. So you read Kafka? Only The Metamorphosis? My favourite from him is [[Wikipedia:The Trial|The Trial]]. Have you read it?

I tried one of these easy to make macaroni and cheese boxes last night. It was pretty horrible. I had to first get over the fact that the cheese was a powder, then I tried to eat it. I really didn't like it. My aunt eats it though. I just can't seem to get used to American cheese. Especially powdered. You don't make it like in Europe.

A headshot? Like for actors? I don't have any professional photos like that, but I can attach a normal one. I guess it makes sense cause you will have to recognise me. Here's a picture of me and my brother. This is from the last time we went camping.

I'm 20 years old. Which means I can't [{Alcohol|drink]] here. I like to have social drinks. In the Czech republic you can drink at 18. So It's really annoying. So sometimes I just drink with my friends at home when we can find someone who is old enough to get us a bottle of wine.

Talk soon I hope.

Na shledanou,
Regina.}}
====Random access humor demonstration====
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your picture. You are soo cute and pretty. :)

FYI, Pokemon started as a video game on [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, then it became an anime, followed by the Trading Card Game. Sonichu and Rosechu are not japanese names, although the inspiration for "Sonichu" came from Sonic the Hedgehog's japanese name, "Soniku".

I will look up and read "The Trial", thank you for recommending it to me.

They have Macaroni and Cheese premade in the frozen food aisle of the grocery stores, I personally recommend the Marie Calandar brand; it is good, and it's inexpensive.

Maybe after you and I meet, I can come by your place and bring a spot of wine or something for you. ;)

I talked to my father about you a bit, and my father went on with his stories of Czechoslovakia; he's been a bit around the world, and he studies his atlases and maps. He informed me about what had happened there during the WWII and such. Clearify it for me and him, is the country split up like Czech and Slovak Republics, or is it still combined to Czechoslovakia?

Also, my father had some friends back in the late 1970s who were from Czechoslovakia; they had left there for America illegally, so they could never go back. Anyway, my dad and mom enjoyed conversing with them, and they all would also share the [[Wikipedia:Slivovitz|Slivovitch]] (Plum Brandy) they would bring over. He really enjoyed it, it came in this perfume bottle-shaped bottle with plums on the label. Locally, the closest place to find the Slivovitch, as far as my dad knows, is just north in Maryland.

You would likely have an enjoyable conversation of Czechoslovakia, or the Czech Republic, with him. I'm not all that knowledgeable in geography personally, but I can learn.

Another little something else about me, I can be funny; sometimes I'll [[Random Access Humor|think of something silly, witty or random]] that makes me and my family smile and/or laugh about. Like for example, I used to go on about people with [[HippoOnYourHead|Hippopotami on their heads]]. :D Or this man from Nantucket who had on his head a bucket. :D Even a Lawer named Tom Sawer who had a daughter named Sue. :D And recently a silly song line of [[RandomSong1|a cow named Moo]], "Hey there, Moo, wha'cha gonna do? Are you gonna give me some milk today? Moo. Moo." :D

And sometimes, I like to take words, spell them backwards and say them like that. My name, "Christian Weston Chandler" would be "[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]". Or your name, "Regina Kovacs" would be "Scavok [[Niggos|Aniger]]". And sometimes, I take numbers and replace letters in words with them. 1 can be I, L or J. 2 can be Q, R, S, Z. 3 can be B, E, M, N or W. And so on for the other single digits; all it takes is a spot of imagination. I can spell my first name as [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|CH2127143]] from CHRISTIAN.

I'll stop for now, and I understand if you're feeling [[Slow-in-the-minds|confused]] from the wordplay. But I can be quite creative and clever.

So our meeting is set then, Monday the 5th, 2:00 PM, at the Barracks Road McDonalds. We can get the guitar business done, then sit, talk and I'll be happy to treat you for lunch. I look forward to seeing you, and I feel this can be a good friendship. ;)

Stay Safe, and I'll TTYL,
Love and Peace,
Chris.

P.S.

BTW, "Na shledanou", is that Czech for "Love" or "Sincerely"?}}

====Regina tries to make sense of all that bullshit====
{{Email|Hey thanks for the compliment! I think I am a little too thin though. It's not a very good pic though. I didn't bring my computer with me cause I need to buy a new one, so I saved most of my stuff on CDs before I came. That's the only one I could find of me. Somewhere around here I have pics from my graduation which are really cool but I don't know where.

So is this Soniku thing pretty [[Chris and money|profitable]]? I always wondered if people who design stuff for video games make a lot of money and if it is hard work or a lot of fun. Designing video games sounds like something that would be fun, but I have zero artistic talent and I don't think I could ever master all this digital design stuff. I just like playing them.

To be honest, I think I will steer clear of macaroni and cheese for the time being. [[America]]n cheese in general isn't really appealing to me. It's all processed and everything. It doesn't seem like it would be all that good for you. But I don't really know. I'm just not a fan.

Wine is pretty good. I like white. Do you know any American brands that are really good wine? I have tried a couple from California but I want to get a good sampling. You don't need to buy me any, I think you could get in trouble or something right? My country is better known for beer, though I am not the biggest fan of it.

I don't understand if you said your dad has been to the Czech republic or he knows a lot about it. I can certainly clarify it for both of you! In [[1989]], communism ended in what we call the sametová revoluce, think in English it's called the soft revolution or the [[Wikipedia:Velvet Revolution|velvet revolution]] or something like that. Then, a couple of years later, there was a referendum and we decided to split up. On January 1st [[1993]], we became two countries again.

Your dad has tried slivovica! And he enjoyed it! That's great! We make many of these drinks from other fruit too. We call them pálenka. I like slivovica too. Have you tried it?

I am not so sure that I understand this humour. Why did the people have hippos on their heads? And does the cow belong to this lawyer? I think you will have to explain these a bit more to me. One thing I have a lot of trouble with is American jokes. Czech humour is very different. Don't worry though, I don't think you would understand many Czech jokes. I have tried telling some to my friends and no one ever laughs.

My name isn't actually Regina Kovacs, it's Regina Novakova. Walter isn't my real father. He married my mum when I was very small. My father died in an accident before I was born but I kept his name. Walter is the only dad I've ever known though. I guess that isn't as interesting if you spell it backwards.

I would be happy to have lunch with you. I don't really like McDonalds though. I find their food to be really bad. One of my friends and her boyfriend may be driving me though. Can she come too? That's not certain yet. I may borrow my aunt's car if she doesn't need it.

Actually "na shledanou" just means "goodbye". I guess that's kind of formal. If you want to be friendlier, you can just say "čau" or "pápá". Love in Czech is "láska" and "I love you" is "miluji tě". I guess if you are looking for an equal to a closing in a letter you would say something like "upřímně váš" but that's kind of formal too.

Ok, sorry, no more language lessons.

Čau! :)
Regina}}
====Chris rambles like a motherfucker====
{{EmailReply|I got your last e-mail on [[October 2009|October]] 1. :) BTW, that was my mother's birthday too; she's 68 now. I've been busy lately, and I apologize for not replying sooner. I would have replied yesterday, but [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009|my mom came down ill]] (thought to be food poisioning at first but it's confirmed to be [[Barbara_Chandler#Recent_health_problems|colitis]]; a colon infection); had to be rushed to the Martha Jefferson Hospital. She is still recovering, and she is feeling better now.

Now, in response to your last e-mail, firstly, I think your figure looks great; I would not change it. ;) And more pics of you would be good, I look forward to seeing your Graduation Pics.

Sonichu can be profitable, but the plan is to get paper published with a comic book company like Archie or Marvel (or self-publish if they refuse me), then my comics can be mass-printed, sold, and merchandise and profits to follow.

I'm not all that a video game designer, but I have had experience with part and building desiging on the CADD programs, as well as in-video game designing, such as the level-creation-styles of [[LittleBigPlanet]]. And before then with in-game customizations with games such as [[Animal Crossing]], [[Wikipedia:Jet Set Radio|Jet Grind Radio]], [[Wikipedia:F-Zero GX|F-Zero GX]], and others. I'm also looking forward to the upcoming [[ModNation Racers|Modnation Racers]]. BTW, you said you play video games too, which console(s) do you own? If you have a PS3, we can be exchange [[PSN]] Online IDs and communicate through there too.

I've just started drinking last June; my first drink was a [[Chris's_Big_Night_Out|Long Island Iced Tea]]; Delicious. :)P I've enjoyed the tastes of a local wine I sampled from a local winery. I've also tasted [[Wikipedia:Mike's Hard Lemonade Co.|Mike's Hard Lemonade]], [[Wikipedia:Budweiser (Anheuser-Busch)|Budwiser]], [[Wikipedia:Miller Brewing Company|Miller]], [[Wikipedia:Anheuser-Busch_brands#Michelob|Micolobe]], [[Wikipedia:Samuel Adams (beer)|Samual Adams]] and a couple of others. And I look forward to sampling more varities of liqour. I have not yet tried the Slivovich

From the jokes I told you, most were word-play jokes; the hippo joke was just silly. :D No, the lawer did not own the cow; those two scenarios were seperate. "Lawyer" and "Sawyer" rhyme, and what does a lawyer do? "Sue" someone. I'll sing the cow lyric for you on Monday when we meet; it's funnier when heard anyway.

Your friends may come for lunch too. I can think of three other good places: CiCi's Pizza has good pizza, salads, soups and desserts; all you can eat. Tropical Smoothie Cafe has good flatbread sandwiches that come with your choice of chips or fruit, and their smoothies are tasty too. Baja Bean has some good mexican food. I'm also open for your suggestions, or what you feel like then.

I'm sorry to hear that about your original father, but at least you had Walt to be your emotionally supportive dad, and you still have your mother too. :) It's always good to count your blessings.

[[Chris and religion|Do you go to church]]? I go to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Wesley United Methodist Church]], south-bound on Emmet St. beyond the tennis courts, across from the UVA parking garage there. I was baptized there Mother's Day of 2008; my father and I are Methodists, and my mother is Presbertyrian.

Do you have siblings? I have two half-brothers and one half-sister. My mother had [[Joseph Cole Smithey]]; a movie reviewer in New York City, currently living with his girlfriend and her family. He also has a website, [http://www.colesmithey.com http://www.colsmithey.com]. My father had [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]]. Alan is an Optomologist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter; her name is Savannah. Carol has a PHD and Degree in Math, and last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in DC; Top Secret Stuff. Seriously, I HAVE NO INKLING of where in DC she is or what's she been up to.

Does your mother work too, or is she a housewife? My mother held a number of Secretarial jobs; most recent was at First North American National Bank (Partnered with Circuit City) where she worked in Recovery. She's retired now; she used to be an adequate homemaker, but since she retired, she's been taking it easy a lot.

BTW, my father's name is Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., and my mother's is Barbara Anne Weston Chandler.

And I have a number of aunts, uncles and cousins I'll be happy to tell you about at a later time. Please feel free to tell me some about your family and y'alls history.

Also, I am 1/32 [[Cherokee]], from my father's side; I am also part English, British and French (British and French from my mother's). My family tree includes the Boleyn family; [[Anne Boleyn]], one of King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to Queen Elizabeth I. Anne was related in an Aunt-Sense; my mom and I are more directly linked to her sister, Mary Boleyn. At least, as far as my mother found in her family's history. the next link she found was Richard Weston, First Earl of Portland. I'm still trying to find the link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn. Anyway, another one of my ancestors after Richard was the dude who bartered for the Mayflower for the English People to board and take that famous Pilgrimage.

I'll stop there for now.

Anyway, our meeting is settled then; this coming Monday at the Barracks Road McDonalds at 2:00 PM. We'll make the business exchange of the guitars for the $90.99, USD, then we'll hang out with a spot of lunch. :)

I'll TTYL,
Stay Safe and Take Care,
Cau,
Chris.
(I do not know how to type in an acented letter from my keyboard or AOL e-mail)}}

====Regina drops some hints====
{{Email|Hey Christian. I am at a friends house right now. I am a little bit drunk because we have been drinking some wine her dad gave us. Please excuse any spelling errors. :)

That is pretty cool about your Soniku thing. I hope you get it published. I still havent seen [[CWCipedia|your website]]. I guess I should check it out if you are famous for it or something.

I am so sorry to hear about your mom. Is she ok? It sounds pretty serious. What happened exactly?

When I get home from my friends house I will send you some grad photos. I have what I think is the perfect dress.

Yeah I figured the joke you were talking about would be better in person. Do you have any more examples? Im trying to understand as much as possible. Oh, feel free to correct my English too, I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to languages.

Ok, so we can meet at McDonalds and then go somewhere else. I really dont want to eat there. The taco place you mentioned sounds pretty cool. I dont think my friend and her boyfriend will be coming.

As for video games, I have a PS3 and mostly just play guitar hero. Thats why we are buying the controllers from you. Cause me and my friend are really competitive. We want to compete against each other.

[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|Ugh, there is this really fat ugly guy at this party who keeps touching me and annoying me by talking about some stupid drawings he does.]] Hes really an idiot. Luckily my friend keeps shooing him away.

I dont really go to church a lot. I went to a Catholic secondary school. But in the Czech republic, religion is not all that popular. Ive never really found all that much reason to go to [[church]]. I dont know what methodism is. Im kind of a Christian Existentialist anyway. I really like [[Wikipedia:Søren Kierkegaard|Kierkegaard]].

Anyway, my thumbs are getting tired from typing this on my friends iPhone so I think I will get back to partying. Ill send you the pictures tomorrow.

Ahoj!!! :)
Regina}}
====Nazi joke====
{{Email|Hey, sorry for last night. I was in no state to be sending emails. I was kind of just doing it to look busy so [[Christian Weston Chandler|that guy]] would stop bothering me. I didn't really answer all your questions!!!!

So, in addition to the stuff I mentioned last night:

I do have some siblings. There is my brother Kristián I mentioned before, and my little sister Kateřina. Kristian is 25 and just started his own company. Kateřina is 15 and still attending secondary
school. My mom does work. She has a dog grooming business. My ancestors haven't done anything special. At least not that I know of. Maybe they have but Novák is such a common name in the Czech republic
the relation would be insignificant. I would check my Dad's side but Kovač is even more common than Novák. I don't like to be judged on my [[Anne Boleyn|family]] [[Daniel Weston|history]] anyway and prefer people assess me for what I do.

I have a Czech joke for you:
 During the Nazi occupation, a Gestapo officer drags a Czech man into a prison and says "lock him up!"
 The clerk asks, "what did he do?"
 The Gestapo officer says "he shouted '[[Michael Snyder|Jews]] out! Germans in their place!'"
 The clerk says "why did you arrest him for that? That's the new law!"
 The Gestapo officer says "he was in a Jewish cemetery!"

It's not the best joke but it's the only one that anyone has understood when I told it to them. Do you have any more jokes to consider before we meet?

So, at the Barracks road McDonalds at 2pm. Please expect that I will be a little late.

Hopefully I will hear from you by email before then. OK? :)

Get the guitars ready xixixi.

How is your mom doing?

Oh... and picture attched.

Čau čau!!!
Regina.}}
====The meeting arranged====
{{EmailReply|I've just downloaded and saw your pic; WOW! You're like Cinderella from the Disney movie; Beeeautiful! :)

I will have the two guitars and their USB receivers ready for you; please make sure you have the cash on hand to pay for them. $91 is acceptable; I will be happy to give you the penny in change. Also, I've just purchased PS3 Rock Band Country Track Pack for the code to download the Tracks to be playable in Rock Band 1 + 2. I was thinking about putting it on eBay for $19.99, but if you want it, I'll be happy to include it with the guitars, as a Free Bonus.

Do you get WiFi at your place, so we could communicate over the Playstation Network? If you don't, I recommend it. I get WiFi here at my house and as far as its yard streches property-wise, courtesy of Comcast Cable; I have a cable modem box with a WiFi Router equipped to it. It is a good deal, especially with Guitar Hero titles; I buy and download the additional Tracks from the Playstation Store (some of which are free).

Another great game I highly recommend for the PS3 is [[LittleBigPlanet]]; in addition to the Story Mode and customizing your Sackperson, you can collect the in-game parts and pieces and create your own levels. I have a few of my own uploaded onto the PSN. "LittleBigPlanet... It is a planet that is little; it is a planet that is big."

Anyway, by the taco place, do you mean the Taco Bell or the Baja Bean, just so I'm clear on that? It's okay if you come by yourself, and I understand if you're late; I'll wait for you. You'll know I'm there if you see a [[Son-Chu|dark blue station wagon-shaped Ford Escort]] with "Sonichu" on the License Plate, and an Autobot symbol on it's trunk door in the nearby parking spaces.

I would not judge you on your family history; it still makes a good conversation or research topic.

The hospital just released my mother this morning, and my father brought her home this afternoon. She is still recovering, and my father and I went out earlier to get her new perscriptions, but at least she doesn't have to make as many restroom runs now.

Your joke is good. I have a few other jokes, as well as a riddle or two. Or I may come up with something new at random. [[Common Questions#28 December 2009|I get some of my material from past comedy shows and movies]]. Three comedians I enjoy are Red Skelton, Lucille Ball and Jerry Sienfeld.

I look forward to meeting you and hanging out with you tomorrow. :)

Cau Cau, and Stay Safe,
Chris.}}
====Subtlety is wasted on Chris====
{{EmailReply|I'm glad you had a good time last night at your friend's house, and I'm sorry you had to deal with [[Chris|that fat guy]]. It's good to be blessed with friends to help you like that. :)

Oh, and Methodism, as well as Presbertianism, are both of Christian Religions; you may look them up on Wikipedia.

Cau,
Chris.}}
====eh [[Kick the Autistic|kicks autistics]] and doesn't afraid of anything====
{{Email|First off, I'm supposed to say HI FROM [[Gregg Mays|GREGG WITH THREE Gs]].

He said you had family business to attend to and couldn't make it. He was kind enough to drop off the guitars. Thank you for the discount by the way! 50% is huge! Gregg also took the liberty of cleaning off the stickers and paint. He said it looked kind of bad. But they look like new now! Thanks!

Hope nothing is too serious and you got it all sorted out.

Gregg is pretty cool guy.

ČAU!!!!
Regina :)}}
====Oh the guitars are good too====
{{Email|I got the computer for a couple minutes. Just wanted to say that we should hang out sometime soon since I didn't get to see you. I Skyped my dad and told him to leave some good feedback about the guitars.
They work great!!!!

See you soon I hope!!! :)

ČAU ČAU
Regina.}}
====Chris totally hates Gregg Mays====
{{EmailReply|I apologize for not replying sooner.

Listen, this "Gregg" you met up with is an Enemy of mine; he is NOT to be trusted. He is an internet [[Troll]]/Bully. In fact, that is not his real name; he goes by "Gregg Mays" or "Clyde Cash", but niether one of them are his real name. You bought the two guitars from a crook, a fiend. I felt shocked when you mentioned his name in your last e-mail; I was hoping to avoid having to talk about that son of a bitch.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

[[Chris and his ego|I had to be fated to become internet famous]]...

Anyway, I will still be happy to meet up with you and hang out. Perhaps we can hang out at the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. Let me know which day would be good for you.

Also, I would like you to get in touch with my [[gal-pal]] I've told you a bit about earlier; she will be introducing herself in an e-mail soon; her address is ''*redacted*''. That way, you'll get to know one of my friends as well. :)

BTW, I've relisted the two guitars on eBay; it was wierd to get the positive feedback after you've bought the guitars from Someone Else (who happens to be a crook).

I'll TTYL,
Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,
Chris.}}
====Outrage====
{{Email|OH MY GOD I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!

Not at you of course.

So this guy who sold me [[guitar]]s wasn't even a friend of yours? I'm not sure I fully understand this... so he came with two identical guitars and took the [[money]] that was supposed to go to you? I'm amazed. Have I go the story right? It's amazing how being on the internet can bring out so many stupid people!!! I am SOOOO SORRY. There was no way I could have known! Can you forgive me?

What about the feedback, should I tell my dad to leave it there? It doesn't seem honest but this guy has ripped you off. What do you think?

As far as hanging out goes, we will soon guaranteed. I have to head home to Prague this weekend cause [[Barb|my mom is sick. It doesn't seem too serious, but I should visit my family. It's good to see them when they are down you know? What sort of things do you want to do? Good news is I have my own laptop now, so I can email more frequently. Email me lots over the weekend cause I may be pretty bored in Prague. I'm kind of excited though because I will be going to see family in Liberec and I get to RIDE THE TRAIN!!!

I would love to talk to your friend!!! I am trying to meet as many new people as possible. It can get lonely being a foreigner here and I want to practice my [[English]] too! What's a [[gal-pal]]?

I attached another photo from my [[graduation]]. It's of me and my two bestest teachers. Do you have any favourite lektors from school or university?

How's your mom? And how is the job hunt? I've been trying to find some work recently too.

Ok, study break is over. Back to the work.

ČAU MOJ!!
Regina.}}
====Absence====
{{Email|Haven't heard from you in a while. You aren't angry with me are you?

I finally took a peek at your [[YouTube]] account. There's a lot of [[Chris and anger|angry videos]] on there. What is happening? Should I be worried about [[Clyde Cash|this Gregg person]]?

What should I do?

Regina}}
====We cool====
{{EmailReply|Hey, Regina. No, I am not angry with you; we are cool.

As long as you ignore him and don't communicate further with Gregg, don't worry. BTW, since you've met "Gregg" in person, can you describe what he looks likes; height, body build, [[Heterochromia|eye color]], skin, hair color/style and such?

Don't worry about the whole mess; it's MY mess, and I am and will deal with it personally.

And don't worry about the Guitar deal; I've relisted them on [[eBay]]; it's all cool.

How is your mother; I hope she's doing better? And let's try to re-schedule our meet and greet hang-out; do you know where Fashion Square Shopping Center is?

TTYL,
Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,
Chris.}}
====The many faces of Gregg====
{{Email|Hey there.

Sure I can describe Gregg. He's a kind of square shouldered guy. He's [[black]]. He's around 190 cm and he had some [[51 50|pretty big biceps]]. He had pretty short [[hair]] too. I am not really good at telling black people apart to be honest. I've been getting some weird emails too. Do you think they may be from him?

My mom is doing better. Thank you for asking. Though she is still pretty weak. They aren't sure why. They want to do more tests.

I've heard about the [[Fashion Square Mall]], why do you ask? I have yet to go there.

I've read a bit from your Sonichu site. I'm not sure I totally understand it.

Čauko!

Regina}}
====Chris explains YouTube madness====
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your description.

I've asked about Fashion Square, because I go there often, and it would be an ideal place to meet up. I'm free any afternoon; just let me know the day and time, and we can try to meet up again. :)

As for the wierd e-mails, make note of the sender e-mail addresses, block them, and delete any future wierd e-mails without reading them. You can pretty much tell in the subject line anyway.

Also, for the recently uploaded videos on YouTube; they were directed to my [[trolls]], including the crazy-acting [[Sign Destruction Video|one where I break that hunk of wood]] (I was trying to scare them away with that one), please do not judge me from those. Although they do emphasize my dramatic side.

I'll TTYL,

Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,
Chris.}}
====Insane people in malls====
{{Email|Yo, wassup?

Yeah, I'm not a really big fan of American malls. I seem to meet so many weird people in them. Usually some people shouting and being weird. I keep seeing all kinds of [[Attraction Sign|strange things]] in malls.

How about this: I finally got an apartment hookup through my friend. She found a great place near the University. I haven't seen it yet but I am totally trusting of her. We are going to take possession around the middle of [[November 2010|November]]. We are SOOOO having a house party. Are you down? We are going to get WASTED and break the house in proper.

I'll block the emails. Just like you recommended. What are trolls anyway? I always thought they were some ugly things from children's stories that ate goats. I'm kind of getting the sense from what I have read that they are some sort of internet haters or something. What exactly do they want with you?

The videos are pretty interesting. I thought [[War Paint Video|the Indian one]] was cute :) but I don't really understand it. Tell me more about your dramatic side!

I totally talked to your friend! She seems really cool. How did you meet her? Is she like your girlfriend or something? I love meeting new people. It gets so hard being a foreigner here when everything is weird.

Back to studying!!!!!

Těší mě!!!

Regina.}}

====Chris believes the trolls are jealous of him====
{{EmailReply|Firstly, [[Kim]] is not my girlfriend; she already has a boyfriend; she and i are just friends. I met her through an old friend of mine.

The house party sounds like fun. :) I am down with that. But I would still like to meet you in person ASAP. How about this, since you don't like the mall, and I recall you telling me you liked the taco place, how about we meet at a [[Taco Bell]]? There are two in [[Charlottesville]]; one nearby the Barracks Road Shopping Center, and one nearby the Albemarle Square, where the ACAC Fitness Center<ref>[http://cville.acac.com/]</ref> is located. Just let me know which day you will be free, and I can meet you at one of the two Taco Bells (We'll need to specify which one beforehand) that afternoon.

In this case, Trolls are Internet Bullies; they pick on people for the "LULZ" (or "[[Laughs Under Lucricities|Laughs Under Lucridicities]]" as I put it); Laughs at other people's expense. They try to trick, or hack, the victim or their associates to gather dirt and information on them, and twist and turn the truth around and make terrible, slanderous jokes at their expense. Mostly, they pick on celebrities; I do not really understand why me of all people. But they are just lowly individuals who most likely hang out practically 24/7 in their basements in front of their computers. The only theory I have is that they're jealous of me and my creative ideas and comics.

Anyway, I gtg; I have a few things to do right now, but I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,
Chris.}}
====Philosophy reading====
{{Email|Hello!!! :)

Well, the thing is, I want to meet you too. But right now this philosophy at university is driving me mad!!! I have so much reading to do I am spending all my time in classes or at home with my nose in a book. I figure once I can get the bulk of my reading under control, I am totally yours to meet. I'll guarantee we can meet before the housewarming party, but not at this exact moment.

Not unless you can explain my philosophy readings to me :D Why does it need to be ASAP?

I am really not a fan of fast food, maybe we can go to [[Chris's Big Night Out|a nightclub or bar or something]]... do you know any good ones??

So I think I understand the whole trolls thing. I read a bit of your bio on that cogsdev thing you sent me. It seems like a pretty confusing story. It sounds pretty tragic too.

Anyway, in the meantime, until we meet that it, can I keep sending you emails to keep my English up to date? Although she speaks perfect English, my Aunt only wants to speak Czech all the time... All my readings are in English but I keep getting worried my social English will go out the window. Can I ask you some questions before we meet?

Pusinky :*
Regina.}}
''Pusinky'' means "dolls."
====The sooner the better====
{{EmailReply|It's cool; we can meet up at the Baja Bean across from [[Wal-Mart]]; they have a bar there, and they do check for ID, but it is smoke-free and clean. Plus, they have Karaoke Friday Nights there at 9:00. It doesn't have to be ASAP, but the sooner the better, I feel. And of course you may ask me as many questions as you please, and I can think of some in response to those as well. :) I continue to look forward to our meet and greet.

I'll TTYL,
Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,
Chris.}}
====Questions about America====
{{Email|Hey!!!

Ok, cool. I like to ask foreigners a lot of questions. Because this is the first time I have lived in [[America]], so there are so many things I am curious about...

Ok, so check this out. I saw [[War Paint Video|your video where you are dressed up like an Indian]]. Do they still live on reservations and stuff? I haven't met anyone who is an Indian (at least not that I know of) and no one seems to really know that much about them. Do you? You said you had some ancestry, so I was just curious. Do you follow any traditions? The only things I know about Indians are from the Winnetou books and movies and I'm not sure how accurate they are.

Oh hey, do you have any more books to recommend other than [[Goosebumps|those RL Stien books]]? My brother is looking for some good books and those ones aren't available in the Czech republic. He needs to read more because his English sucks almost as much as my dad's.

I went through some of your comics. Pretty interesting. Where did you learn to draw? I have been reading books on how to draw but can't seem to get anything right. I read a lot of theory books like from Marvel and stuff but I never seem to improve. I would take lessons but that will have to wait until University is over.

Ok, and a couple of American things that really get me confused...

The first is [[halloween]]. Everyone seems to make a big deal of it. I don't get it. We don't have it in the Czech republic but everyone knows what it is. But what's the big deal anyway? A lot of people have invited me to parties. Are you going to a party? I don't understand how this thing for kids to get candy has turned into adults dressing up for parties.

Also, politics. People really seem to ramble about politics a lot. I think I kind of get the sense of what the parties are about. Who do you vote for? I hope that's not too personal a question. And a lot of people seemed to hate [[George Bush]]. Why didn't they like him so much? And now a lot of people don't like [[Obama]]. Why don't people like him? ARRRRGH, I'm so confused. And what's with all these conspiracies... ABOUT BOTH.

Oh hey, on a by the way sort of note... My dad's is starting up this new media company and he needs writer/editor type people with HTML skills for a website. I read on your site that you know a bit about that. They are having trouble finding skilled people to fill the position. Would you be interested in the email address or are you too busy with freelance work? I don't know anything about how much it pays but my dad said just refer (he told me to ask anyone I knew) people to his HR manager and they would happily answer questions. I still feel bad about the guitar thing and hoped this would make it up to you.

Gaaah! I need to get back to all this philosophy reading. All these books make me think about our place in the world. Do you think there is a grand design or something? Do you have a personal philosophy? After reading all this, I don't know what to believe...

Ask me some questions so I can procrastinate in these readings LOL!!!

Ok. Back to work.

Čau moj!
Regina}}
====Wikipedia: The answer to everything====
{{EmailReply|Cool. Well, in order to your questions; firstly, I am 1/32 [[Cherokee]]. I do not currently live on a reservation, yet I think a lot of us Native Americans do live on Reservations. The proper term is not Indian (that term was misconstruded when Christopher Colombus landed at what would later be called America, and he thought it was India (his originally planned destination) and he referred to the people as people of India by mistake; the proper term is Native American. I currently do not know of any traditions to follow of my Cherokee ancestry, but information on "Cherokee" can be looked up on Wikipedia.

The only other books I can remember having read, off the top of my head, is "To Kill a Mockingbird", "Wednesday's Child" and "The Giver". The authors escape me, but again, check on Wikipedia.

My drawing style, I would say is mostly natural, but I have learned about perspectives and such from Numerous Art Classes I took throughout my lifetime in all my schools I went to. I can shed some light on perspectives for you and help you practice drawing in the future. :) Do you have any samples of your drawing style you'd like to share with me? I can critique it and offer you honest, detailed feedback that can help you as well.

Halloween History can be looked up on Wikipedia, but the costumed portions, from what I've heard, started in these United States in Salem with Witches, spooks and the like. As portrayed in [[Wikipedia:Treehouse of Horror VIII|a "Treehouse of Horror" episode]] of "[[The Simpsons]]", one theory states that some of those witches wanted children for one of their brews or something, so they went house-to-house. But instead of taking the children, they were offered cookies, candies and treats, and the witches accepted those instead. And eventually, the trend of Trick or Treat and costumed people going house-to-house followed for a Halloween tradition. Adults like to dress up to get into the spirit, and parties are a given as such for fun and enjoyment. I know of a halloween party I plan on going to nearby the Downtown [[Mall]]; if we meet soon enough, I would like to invite you to come with me there. :) If you came with me, what would you dress up as? And I encourage your own personal creativity. As a suggestion, if you still have your prom dress, all you would need are a pair of clear transparent slippers and a tiara, and you come as Cinderella.

I am not all that into politics, but I do know some things from ear (Bush and Obama and why people dislike them can be found on the Wikipedia also). You may be talking about George Bush JUNIOR that people have disliked; I don't know much of why. As for Obama, people are disliking him, because he supposedly is being a wuss and has pulled back some of the US Armed Forces from other countries. And currently, his Health Plan; to my understanding, it would just be a costly thing that Americans are not ready for yet, because we can't afford it yet, due to the recent recession (which didn't seem like that big of a deal in my opinion; I just lived on day by day, and I'm still okay). And there's the deal with another country concealing a nuclear facility from him; they don't want to give a tour, and they're saying it's there for "Peace Reasons". Obama's trying to get other countries' support to make this country show him their facility. That's what I know right now. I recommend learning what you can in research to help settle your confusion more if you feel the need.

Also, as for voting, in current events, my main concern is on the [[Wikipedia:Governor of Virginia| Governer of Virginia]]; [[Wikipedia:Bob McDonnell|Bob McDonnel]] or [[Wikipedia:Creigh Deeds|Craig Deeds]]. There are tales of McDonnel wanting to take Virginia backwards, in a sense, by supporting a law created by Bush Jr. (I think). And McDonnel is Against Abortion Rights, and he would make it illegal, even in incest or rape, and for married couples, to have the choice. On the other hand, Craig supports higher taxes for gas, housing and such. Currently, Craig is ahead, but my father and I both feel that Neither McDonnel or Craig are good; they're both poor choices. We're even thinking on Election Day to Write in [[Peanuts|Snoopy (Charlie Brown's dog)]] instead of voting for McDonnel or Craig. LOL

I do have good knowledge of raw HTML, and I created the Most Original [[CWC's Sonichu Site]], as well as its predecessor, [[CWC's PokeSite 2]], from raw HTML text in Notepad. I have had two classes; one during [[High School]] and one later at [[PVCC]]. I would need more information on your dad's company, and the web server that is set up for his company, but I am up for that. ;)

Personal philosophy, I'm not sure; I have thought about it before, but it escapes me at the moment. I promise to recall, remember it and get back to you on that.

Also, for bars I've been to, I've also been to [[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebees]] (the one by [[Toys]] 'R' Us; they have Karaokee Mondays), the [[Wikipedia:T.G.I. Friday's|TGIFridays]] by [[Target]], and Club R2 (A.K.A. the Rapture) in the Downtown Mall (I don't know much about R2, but they do print their events in [[Charlottesville]]'s "[[The Hook]]" weekly newsletter magazine (it's Free). Have you been to any yourself yet, and if so which ones?

I'll think up some more questions for you by the next e-mail.

I'll TTYL,
Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,
Chris.}}
====Regina is just full of questions====
{{Email|Word up yo...

Ok, thanks for telling me about the whole Indian/Native American thing. No one corrected me on that yet and I have been saying it all along. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I guess it is hard to preserve traditions like that. I guess most of it was verbal history too.

I don't think I will offer up any drawings for critique just yet. I am not sure they are good enough. Maybe I will, but I will have to find them first. Like a lot of my personal photos they are strewed around on a whole variety of different CDs. I'll look, but no promises.

Ok, so I think I get the whole deal behind halloween parties. I guess it just makes sense to have an excuse to dress up crazy and go out to have fun. The halloween party you mentioned sounds like fun, can you tell me more about it? I would go, but I think I will have to fly back to the Czech republic cause my mom is still sick. My dress is there anyway, it was too much to pack. Surely you must know some nice lady you can take there? What are you dressing up as? That's what I'm really curious about. And why are you choosing this costume... oh, please take photos of your costume if I don't get to see it.

Thank you for clearing that bit up about politics. Can you explain to me, if you don't like these two men, why you would write a cartoon character's name? Are these the only two men? Is there really no other people? That sounds a little bizarre to hae only two people to choose from. I guess no one else wanted the position? The way you put it, Obama does sound like kind of a wuss. Do you think he is right to pull back the armies from these arab countries? I read the Wikipedia article on George Bush Junior. It seems that people don't like him because of immigrants or something. And he doesn't seem to care about the environment and people seem to think he allows torture. And mostly the wars he started too... how reliable is this Wikipedia? Are these things really so bad? Good luck with choosing the governor.

Ok, I don't know the details about HTML and things. Computers are not my specialty. My dad told me to find anybody interested and forward them on to him. His email is *redacted* so it is probably best just to contact him. He may get his assistant to write back, because, well, you have read his English already. If he does reply on his own, go easy on him, k? :) You have some pretty good chances of getting the job cause they are having a really hard time getting a pool of applicants. They really want an English speaker, but no one seems to want to work for a Czech company.

I have been to a few bars, but I forget the names of most of the places. I think I went to some bar called [[Vivian]]'s or some place next to it or something. I really need to start remembering the names of all these places. A couple of discos too. I will pick up a copy of The Hook and look for these events you suggest.

Here's another few questions I thought of. Have you ever thought about doing comic plots for different characters? Like maybe doing a spinoff for one of your current characters or designing a new set of characters with a new story? Or are you just sticking to your current universe? And why/why not? My brother used to read a lot of comics so he may ask me about your mentality or whatever the next time I see him.

Hey also, we were talking about philosophy, that's cool if you don't remember your personal views. I guess it isn't something the average person thinks about every day. What about your future? What do you see in your future? I am always curious about this with everybody. I see myself being like my father or brother and starting my own business, but some different kind of business. Not like the traditional kind. I just don't know what yet. What about you? What kinds of things would you like to do? Maybe in ten years or when you retire? Or next year, whatever...

Anyway, back to the books!

Papá!!
Regina}}
====Chris babbles about costumes, politics, and dreams====
{{EmailReply|It's cool; I look forward to any drawings you are able to share with me. :)

The Halloween party I'm planning on going to is on Saturday October 31 at the Key Center, 800 E. Market St,<ref>[http://www.thekeycenter.info/]</ref> at 7 - 9 PM; $3 per person, $5 per couple; I will pay our way in if you decide to come with me. I thought I've mentioned that I currently have a few gal-pals (who are already taken), but no girlfriend for myself yet (I'm single). So, other than you, I do not have anyone else I could take. I'm going to go in this outfit I sometimes wore before to the [[Pokemon]] [[Trading Card Game]] League I used to attend that made me look like Ash Ketchum. I thought of making up an outfit to go as Captain N, from that classic Nintendo TV Show, "[[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N, the Game Master]]", but it's hard for me to find a matching jacket at Goodwill, even an "N" to stitch onto the jacket. I'll send you a photo in the next e-mail.

I'm sorry to hear your mother is still ill; please offer her my humble condolences and wishes for full recovery. :)

The wikipedia is most reliable; the people who post on there most of the time quote their sources; books, newspapers, other websites, etc.

McDonnel and Deeds are the only two candidates for VA Governer at this time, and with both of them being not so swift candidates, it just seems fitting to write-in the fictional character as a comical alternative. My father brought up the idea of writing Snoopy in first, and I was hip to the idea, because it made me laugh. :D As for why, McDonnel is Against [[Women's rights|Abortion Rights]], and Deeds would Raise Taxes; it's like one would [[Retard]]ate [[Virginia]], and one would Make Things [[Chris and money|MORE Expensive]].

As for Obama, I would have to agree with popular opinion on the issue of him pulling back our troops; I feel what he did there was like saying, "We're not worthy; please do with us as you wish, and we will offer no resistance." Pitiful.

I will respect and understand your father's english capabilities and wording at my best. :)

I do not plan on any spin-offs for [[Sonichu (comic)|my comic series]]; there are a LOT of characters and such, and I feel it would be more complicated and difficult to do such at this time. But in future pages, I do plan on expanding on each individual character with their individual stories and adventures. I have all my ideas written in my Brain's [[Diary]].

As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.

Alternatively, if I have a boy as well, I would name him [[Reginald]]; that was not a dream-thing though. I've had a [[PandaHalo|past internet gal-pal]], who would have likely become my girlfriend after she got here from her native land of Australia after finishing College there with a Teacher Degree. We role-played a family day with the children, and she chose the name of Reginald for the boy-child. She died [[January 2009|last Janurary]] during the wild bushfires then. Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on.

I have a lot of stories I would be happy to share with you in-person in conversations in the future. It feels easier to me to talk about it in-person, in lieu to typing it up.

Which brings up a topic I'm curious about, please tell me about any past relationships you've had; ex-boyfriends, any sex, etc. If you feel uncomfortable talking about it, I understand.

Cool, I will TTYL,

Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,

Cau,

Chris. :)}}

====Regina can't make it====
{{Email|Hey there!

Well, thank you for the offer for the halloween party, but I will definitely be flying to Praha on that day. So there is no possible way for me to make it. Can't wait to see the photos of the Ash outfit you mentioned. I think I know the character you are talking about. I am sure I will recognise it when I see it. I don't know who Captain N is. I will check Wikipedia or something. Sorry, didn't mean to confuse your gal-pals for girlfriends. I just figured you were involved with someone. If not on a full relationship yet. Just a sense I got from your YouTube videos. I saw one where you were talking to a girl named [[Kacey|Kacy]] where you said you cared about her. Sorry for the confusion. I seem to have taken these videos out of context. Is there an explanation?

It's too bad you have such poor choices for governor or whatever. Higher taxes aren't such a bad thing though are they? They help pay for important stuff. I agree they shouldn't be too high. How much more will you have to pay if he gets elected? What happens if everyone writes Snoopy on the ballot? Would he have to take office?

When you put it that way about Obama, it does sound pitiful. If that's the case, why do so many people like him? And why do you think he should have stayed in Iraq? Are you a very patriotic person? I am very proud of being Czech, especially of my language.

You certainly seem like you have your future planned out in full. I wish I knew my future as well as you do! For now, I just want to EXCEL. I want to make the best of myself in whatever I do. I have had to bust my ass while studying. Everyone goes out and parties but I don't stop till I get it right. And boy do my marks show it. I want to be the BEST. Not sure what I have to prove. Just want to be all I can be. Maybe once I do that, I can relax for a bit. My own business is my clearest goal, even though I'm not sure what the business will be about. Do you ever have ambitions like this?

I am really sorry to hear about your friend. She must have been very special to you.

Since you mentioned Snoopy, I was just curious. What are your favourite cartoons? Do you prefer Western or Eastern? What do you like about them? I personally like Russian cartoons.

I was also watching your video about [[Brutal Legend]]. I heard about that game. Is it good??? It sure looks good! Do you like metal music? Is that why you got this? I think you probably explained this in your video but there is no sound. Did YouTube screw it up?

Here's a weird question I love asking people... If you could have any superpower, what would it be? What would you do with it. The best answer I ever got was from my friend. She wanted the ability to fart in stereo LOLOLOL!!! I guess that means she would have two buttholes.

Also, what's up with American trains? European trains are way cooler. Do you use the train much?

We totally will share in person as soon as I have the time. I just want to get to know you in the meantime is all. I can be initially shy in a first meeting so it helps if I know what I can talk about.

Did you email my dad? He says he didn't get anything from you yet. Sometimes these Czech emails can be pretty screwball. If it isn't working, I'll give you his Gmail.

Nope, never had a boyfriend.

Na zdravie, šťastie a lásku,
Regina :)}}

Czech for "health, happiness and love."

====Chris answers a bunch of questions, is still a virgin====
{{EmailReply|Yes, [[Kacey]] is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for [[Liquid Chris|this other dude]]. I do care about her as a friend though. :) I am the sort of man who keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them.

The only True-from-My-Heart-and-Mind Videos are on my own personal [[YouTube]] accounts, my current "ChristianWChandler" and my past "CChan6789". MOST others outside of my accounts will be slandered, misleading videos created by the Trolls, in lame attempts to mislable me, as well as smearing my good name and reputation.

I've attached an early picture of me in my ol' outfit (0647); ignore the wastepouch; I have not worn one in years. And I generally wore this yellow Pokemon TCG League Gym Leader shirt to Best complete the outfit (0584).

These photos are from my slideshow of life photos/pics I presented in a [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]] I created on my 25th Birthday, February 24, [[2007]], called "Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm on T.V." Originally, it was priviately distributed from me to close friends and family. But last year, a troll pretended to be one of my old, close [[gal-pal]] and tricked a copy out of me; now it's all over the web, with messed-up versions of the original videos, and people making and distributing FAKE copies. DO NOT BUY any of those, as well as the unofficial Sonichu/Rosechu merchandise; there aren't any at this time, but I am working on that. After you and I become real close, I would be happy to make a copy for you, or I can share my Master Copy with you in a multiple number of "Movie Nights"; there is over 6 hours of original content.

Please do not judge me, but yeah I have yet to expierence a major relationship. But I do have a good amount of knowledge to make up a good relationship, as well as good sex. I have seen a good share of soft and hardcore porn, including some Educational videos from companies like the Sinclair Institute. But again, there is no rush. Which brings up a question, how do you feel about sex before marriage, or sex in general?

I feel that higher taxes is the better of the two evils in the governer issues, so I'll probably root for Deeds anyway. I wouldn't worry about Snoopy.

Obama stay in Iraq? You may have misunderstood a phrasing in my last e-mail; I never meant that in any way. I am proud to be an american; I am patriotic. I can go on about the history of these United States and how our forefathers, who founded it and shaped it to what it is today, worked and fought to maintain order and peace throughout this fine nation. My father could go on about that as well; he is very knowledgeable in the history. And I welcome and respect your patriotism for your country as well; you have every right as you were born and raised in it. :)

I have had ambitions for a job or business, even though it was not made clear to me on what it would be specifically; I'm still uncertain currently. What are your ideas for the business subject you'd like to pursue? My mother originally wanted to be a teacher, and she has had past expierence in substituting for the teacher in their absence from time to time. Yet she ended up taking a number of secretarial jobs in a number of companies and businesses.

I have a LOT of favorited cartoons; (anything) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Transformers]] (any Generation), [[Excel Saga]], Samurai Pizza Cats, Smurfs, [[Gay|Care Bears]], and more. I'm not sure what you mean by Western or Eastern, unless you mean American and Japan (Anime) Animation. I like [[Anime]] a bit better, because it is mostly better drawn and rendered compared to American, plus the stories are usually better, and sometimes the original Japanese Audio, even in the TV-Y area, has some curse words. LOL :D I have also watched Canadian Animation; those were good, and British Animation ("[[Wikipedia:Danger Mouse (TV series)|
Danger Mouse]]" to name one). I don't think I've ever watched Russian Animation, but I am always open for new shows. :)

Yeah, I am uncertain [[PSEye|what happened to the audio in the original video I did for Brutal Legend]]. I like all kinds of [[Chris and music|music]], unless it's presented at a TOO Loud volume; respect the eardrums. LOL Metal is awesome, but I mostly listen to Pop, Lite Rock, Country, Jazz and Classic.

I would have to say Super Speed; [[Sonichu's Edge|I wouldn't easily tire out after running at such velocity]], I'd get a lot more exercise, and I wouldn't require a car if I can get there in a Snap on foot. :D

I have never ridden on a train, I'm sorry.

You can talk about most anything to me, no worries. And if you cross a line, I will let you know; I would respect your wishes if I cross a line in discussion, you'd only need to tell me.

I've just e-mailed Walter, asking for the information. I am certain he got the message, because I would have gotten a "Returned Message" e-mail if the address was faulty.

I'm sorry you can't make the Halloween Party, but it's cool; I'll be okay. :) I am looking forward to your house-warming party; please let me know if I can do or bring anything to help make it better. Please be sure to let me know the details when you are fully certain of them; when and where.

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,
Cau,
Chris.}}
====Regina is asexual, asks about loads of random stuff====
{{Email|Yo yo yo wass happenin'

That is too bad that Kacey cares for another dude, it wasn't some sort of tragic love triangle was it? I feel really sorry for you if it was. It is good that you can look past it and see her as a friend still.

It would be cool to see your DVD. I didn't know you were a filmmaker too! What kind of films do you make? What is your DVD about? It sounds interesting. I love director's cuts. Do you have a big screen? I hate watching movies on small TVs. I am sorry to hear that people are pirating it. It really sucks when people [[Sonichu|steal other people's intellectual property]] like that.

[[Chris and religion|Sex before marriage is of no concern to me.]] People can do whatever they want in the privacy of their homes. Sex in general seems like a waste of time in my opinion. But like I said, they can do what they want. I have never watched a porno.

Speaking of other countries and patriotism, how much do you know about the Czech republic? I am always curious what people know about my country, or Europe. Have you been to Europe? Is there any place you would like to visit in Europe? We have so many nice things to see. Or maybe you would prefer a different continent? Speaking of Czech, I totally tried to bring back some Slivovica for your dad. But they took it at customs. I will try to bring another. If it doesn't work this time I will get my brother to bring some when he comes to visit me in November.

As far as the business model I would like to pursue, I want to maybe open a restaurant that features all kinds of Slavic and foods from my part of the world, OR something related to fashion. I think the fashion industry is boring, I would like to introduce something new but I have no really good ideas just yet. Have you thought about any general areas? I know you said you weren't sure, but I mean generally.

What kind of Canadian cartoons have you watched? Or British ones other than Danger Mouse?

Glad to hear you like metal. I like quite a bit of it. Among other stuff. Mostly indie.

Hey do you play any sports? I love sports. I have just been getting into American Football. It seems pretty complicated. I haven't decided if I like it or not yet. It seems interesting anyway. I heard a lot of American men have played football in high school, did you by any chance?

Here's a question I keep hearing a lot in America: If you could have a dinner party and invite 3 people... anyone you want... living or dead... who would it be? Myself, I picked Vaclav Havel, Robo Kazik, Ernest Hemingway and Golda Meir. I know that's 4... yes I cheated. And you?

Do you own a gun? It seems like a lot of people here do. I'm not judging on it or anything, I'm just curious. A lot of people seem to have them. Would you ever buy one? I never thought about it myself, but one of my friends suggest I come out with her to the shooting range.

Oh, and my brother was a bit curious about your artistic process, what goes through the head of an artist when he is thinking of what to draw?

My dad got your email by the way, he let me know today that he received it. He says he is going to have his assistant look it over the start of the business day. He was really excited about the prospect of hiring an American at his company.

Glad you are looking forward to the house-warming party. It is going to RULE!!!!! I can't wait. As for what to bring... I dunno, what do Americans usually bring to parties? We do need to get some alcohol. Would you mind picking it up? It's just that most of us are under 21. If you are worried about it say no. I love America but it has some pretty dumb laws.

Anyway, back to the books... again :(

Have fun talking to my dad or his assistant :)

Mám rád zozadu,
Regina}}
====Chris wants sex, played football with girls====
{{EmailReply|I wouldn't really call myself a filmmaker, but I have created some documentry-like films that are on the DVD and saved as video files on my [[PS3]], along with the newer videos I created since then. In a nutshell, the DVD is essentially the videos I put together, the two TV News Segments I was portrayed in, and slideshows of still photos and pics with good tunes and a pretend Radio Show I created onto Audio Cassette over a decade ago. It's more or less sort of a "Best Of" type of thing. I have a Sony HD TV, about 40 or 46" wide.

In my humble opinion, I am okay with sex before marriage too. I do not feel that it is a waste of time; I feel the intercourse between loving couples who deeply care about each other is truly special, and is essentially a truly magical connection between them. Although as for those who may not feel like that during intercourse, they still get sensations that just feel totally awesome between each other.

I have not been to Europe, and I can learn more about the Czech Republic from your point of view in addition to what you've previously shared with me. :) I do not currently have a favorite location in Europe, but if I had the chance, I would enjoy visiting the other countries. Although, I would like to visit England and Japan; England being the origin of [[Barb|my mother]]'s half of the family, and I'd like to sample more of the video games only available in Japan, and see their technology that the US doesn't have yet. IDK about [[Bob|my father]] being able to take in any [[alcohol]] at his age, but I know he would appreciate the gesture, and I can get a chance to sample the slivovich for myself with you. :)

You have made some good choices in your possible carrer pursuit. :) Perhaps you and I can put our minds together and make either one happen for you. As for me, something in [[Art]]istry or Comic Publications is one idea of mine, or maybe use my [[CADD]] degree and go into designing or something.

One Canadian cartoon I can recall the name of right-off is [[Wikipedia:Bob and Margaret|Bob and Margaret]], and there was this one of two short cartoons that featured this blue dog who gets adopted into a family who is danger prone with lots of accidents; the dog protects his family and the baby.

I like [[Bionic|Basketball]], Volleyball and Baseball, and I have ice skated at the rink at the Downtown Mall. I've played football for a short while at High School, but I was not all that into it. And during that time in the P.E. class, I was placed on special request on the girl's team, which was better; I did not care to be tackled or rough-housed like they did on the boy's team. Football is okay; I'm just not all that into it.

I would invite [[Britney Spears]], [[Wikipedia:Pamela Anderson|Pamela Anderson]] and [[Wikipedia:Amy Jo Johnson|Amy Jo Johnson]] (the original Pink Ranger on the "Mighty Morphin' [[Power Rangers]]"). For my fourth, though, I would invite [[Vanessa Hudgens]].

I do not currently own a real gun, but I have had target practice in video games like "Duck Hunt" (NES) and on a few Wii games too; I'm fairly good. I may consider buying a gun, but not right now.

My artistic process... I think of story pieces, I note them, and when I draw them up, I add more to them; beginning and end (or middle and either if the piece is beginning or end). There are more details, but I'm not sure how to phrase them at this time. But mostly, it just comes to me. :)

I would be happy to bring some beer or wine to the party; just let me know which brand of beer (or white wine) strikes y'all's fancy good.

I gtg for now; [[ShowerClean|I need a shower. ]]I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe,
Love and Peace,
Chris.}}
====Regina confirms asexuality====
{{Email|Ok, sorry I guess I misunderstood what you meant by making a DVD. So this is like a series of short films and a collection of other stuff.

So you were on the news? How did you manage that? What were you on the news for?

Oh wow, you have a big TV. It must be pretty good for video games. I
have never had a TV that big.

Ok, maybe some people are into the whole [[sex]] thing. But personally I
have no interest. I think bothering with something like that would
distract me from other more important social relationships. More
importantly it would probably distract me from improving myself. That
energy could be put to good use for a lot of other things. And I
doubt it would really change much. If you care for a person then sex
shouldn't be so important. Just an option. A lot of people seem to
think that having sex will change things. I would bet a lot of money
that it doesn't.

That is too bad that your dad can't drink any Slivovica. I guess I
can still try to smuggle some in and you can try it. It is best to
try the original Czech stuff. They say Slivovica is good for your
health and helps you live longer. Europe really is the best place to
go. A lot of Americans came to Prague looking for adventure and they
always found it. I know a bunch of them who actually settled down in
the Czech republic and got married or started new careers.

Thanks for the input on my possible career choices. What have you
been doing in the way of starting your business related to artistry or
design? Oh, speaking of which, have you talked much to my dad? He
loves America but I hope he is not being a weirdo about it. Or maybe
you spoke to his assistant.

So what reasons do you have for inviting Britney Spears, Pamela
Anderson and Amy Jo Johnson to your dinner party? What is your
motivation for having them there? What kind of questions would you
ask them? Why only media personalities? I'm very intrigued and
curious.

So you might buy a [[gun in the future? What kind of gun do you think
you would buy? Would you be getting it for protection or sport? What
exactly do you think about gun control? Personally I don't care
either way. I have never owned one but my father is an avid hunter.
He was a sharpshooter when he did his military service.

I really don't know what kind of wine is good. Do you have any
recommendations? The girls need wine. I think most of the guys who
are coming will be bringing their own beer. I am responsible for
getting the girls drunk so I need someone to bring the white wine.

Very interesting info about your art process. Do you have a full
story arc planned and fill in little pieces or do you make them up as
you go along? What inspires you to draw these particular elements?
What kinds of symbols are you using in your art? I'm curious to see
what elements are symbolic of certain things I may not be catching. I
am not good at picking up on symbols when reading. Here's one thing I
was wondering, do your characters all have first, middle and last
names? Like is [[Sonichu]] just Sonichu or is he Mr. XXXXX XXXXX Sonichu. Or maybe Sonichu is his first name?

By the way I saw your video on Kacey. Everything you said was pretty
sweet but if you want to win her back you might want to just jump in
and tell her to come back to you. Girls love guys who can be strong
and tell them what they want. I bet if you are way more assertive
then she will see and admire that. It will probably make this other
guy shit his pants with fear too. I hope I am not out of place saying
that, I just thought I would offer my womanly opinion. I hope it was
of some help.

Hope everything else is great. :)

Peace and love as you say... or mier a láska as we would say in my
language. Oh, and here's one thing I want to teach you too. You
should start conversations with na zdar. It is a really cheerful
Czech greeting. It means "I wish you well" and it sounds really cool.

Ty kokot,
Regina}}

====Chris weasels out of a job that is handed to him without reservation====

{{EmailReply|I have been busy with my Sonichu stuff and other things. I have recently found peace of mind with [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|the arrival of my Copyright Registeration Certificate from the VA Library of Congress for Sonichu]]. I am in work on making a presentation video and getting in touch with companies to make the merchandise and copies of my books and DVD.

Also, I apologize for not getting back to your father on the website job; I have thought a lot about it after reading the details his secretary e-mailed to me. I feel that is beyond my html skills, I apologize for that. But he can go onto websites like monster.com and find resumes for people who have exceptional html skills and such.

Please foward that paragraph and my humble apologies and regards to him for me; I have misplaced his address.

I have more e-mails to check, so I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

====Regina tried to get it through his damn dirty skull====

{{Email|Hey Christian,

I think you may have misread the description. The HTML skills are
just something basic, to make sure that people are familiar with the
medium. They need someone to write articles. Specifically articles
about gaming and technology. They just increased the salary too
because they can't find anyone to do it. It's at the point where they
need someone pretty badly, if you have some specific time requirements
or whatever you can let them know, but they will be flexible with it.
Along the lines of 10 articles a month shouldn't be too difficult.
You really should talk to Marketa and my dad again *redacted*

Anyway, how is everything else? Good to hear about your copyright.
How did things work out with Kacee?

Later,
Regina.}}

====Chris mad====
{{EmailReply|Gaming and technology articles? I thought your father was working in Ceramics.

Kacey went and married the brown-striped impostor who pretended to be me; his YouTube name is [[CChanSonichuCWC]].}}

====Further attempts from Regina to offer a dream job====
{{Email|Wow, that really, really sucks. Some people have pretty bad judgment. Did she explain why? Don't be too upset, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Yes, my dad does make ceramics. But this is a NEW company. He is
trying to branch out into different areas to do with media and
technology because he is afraid that industrial products could one day
be all the domain of countries with poorer workforces. He wants to be
secure in the future and thinks getting into the tech industry is the
way to go. But they need someone who knows gaming and modern
technology AND is well spoken to kick off this first project. I guess
his assistant didn't explain it all too well.}}

Chris of course, ignored her. Proving that he couldn't care less about getting off the [[tugboat]].

====Regina resumes contact...====
{{Email|Anye new and fascinating news?

I bought a PSP. It is great for those stopovers on my flights to the
Czech Republic.}}

====And opens the floodgates of boring conversation====
{{EmailReply|That's neat; which model is it, because if it is a 2000, 3000 or [[PSP]] Go, you and I can talk to each other over Skype between our PSPs; ORIGINAL 1000 models are not [[Wikipedia:Skype|Skype]]-Capable.

Also, I have been busy with my Sonichu stuff; I've just drew 4 pages and answered a bunch of fanmail on the [[Cwcipedia]]. But I am safe and well, thank you. :)

What do you say to setting up a dinner-date between you and me one day next week? This time, I'll come and pick you up, and I'll bring you back home on time safe.

I'll TTYL, XOXOXO,
Christian.}}

====Regina dodges the would-be gropefest...====
{{Email|It is the PSP 3000 slim and bright or whatever it is called. I need to find some good games for it.

Glad to hear you are keeping busy. Me too. My studies are driving me
overboard. I think I will go nuts. I have had to reach out and help
my dad too since his new enterprise is going nowhere.

I really don't think a dinner date is a good idea given my total work
overload. Sorry to say it's email for now!

What else is new?}}

====And gets even more bored with answers to questions nobody asked====
{{EmailReply|One good place to look for a start is in the Playstation Store on the [[Playstation Network]]. This can be done on your [[PC]] or even on your [[PSP]]. If you haven't done so yet, you can create an account for yourself on your PSP, and download the most current version of MediaGo onto your PC from http://store.playstation.com. You can browse the store for downloadable games, demos and videos. Some content requires a one-time purchase; you may use your debit/credit card, or you may go to the local [[Best Buy]], Sam's Club or GameStop and buy some PSN Cards with increments of 10, 20 or 50 dollars. Should you decide to use a debit/credit card directly, be warned that there will be an additional dollar put on hold for a while to verify the card. Funds can be added under "Account Management" on your PSP, or on MediaGo, under "Transaction Management" then "Transfer Funds" There, you can add increments of 5, 10, 20, 50 or even the maximum limit of the grand total in the PSN wallet of 150. And if you don't have enough in the virtual wallet, you will be prompted to add the difference from your card at checkout. There are games Exclusively for Download Only from the Playstation Store, so feel free to read all the details for each title. They even have PSOne classics playable on both Playstation 3 and PSP.

I also highly reccomend investing in a 16 GB Memory Stick Pro Duo, which is available at Best Buy or Wal-Mart, which at average is currently priced at around $100.

And, of course, GameStop is a drive-to destination for reccomended PSP UMD titles, which works for you since you have a PSP with a UMD drive (versus the PSP Go which does not have a UMD drive).

I have been a loyal PSN account holder and customer since I bought my PS3 back in March, [[2007]].

But I digress. I am safe and well, thank you. :) I am still hanging with my family and working on [[Sonichu]]. BTW, I am currently looking for people to video-interview (to be uploaded onto my YouTube) for their views on Sonichu and expanding business-wise with merchandise and such. If you have some friends who know Sonichu from my Cwcipedia, please ask them for me if they will volunteer their time. I would appreciate it very much. And your opinions count too, and if you are willing to volunteer yourself, I would appreciate that too.

I'll TTYL,
Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

====Regina tries to be helpful====
{{Email|Hey!

That's pretty interesting. I talked to a few friends and contacts who
knew about Sonichu (I never realised how widespread it was, I thought
it was a bit more underground) and I have come up with about 10 (maybe
more) people who are all very keen on being interviewed. How many
people are you willing to accept? How much knowledge of Sonichu do
they have to have and do they need a webcam or is audio enough? Will
you be doing these interviews over Skype? I don't think I will have
time for an interview myself but what should I tell all these
interested parties?

ČAU!!!!
Regina}}

====Chris promptly tries to get others to do the work for him====
{{EmailReply|Please reply right after you read this. I would prefer in-person interviews with each one with me and my digital camera. Perhaps we can setup the on-the-street interviews for Wednesday or Thursday; I have a deadline of Friday for the full video. I would like to meet at the Downtown Mall by the old fountain (next to the Paramount Theatere) at about 3:00 PM, but please let me know which day is more agreeable between all the volunteers. Thank you soo much, Regina.

If you can find some free time, I'll gladly accept a video MP4 file of you sharing your opinions and thoughts on Sonichu expanding into the merchandise and all. You can film it, upload the file onto a Upload Site Server, send me the link to the video, and I'll download it to be added into the final video.

I'll TTYL,
Cau,
Christian.}}
====Chris is afraid of a little rain====
{{EmailReply|Just to let you know, the filming will have to be on Thursday since it is raining today. As an alternative, your friends may film their opinions and views on Sonichu in Merchandise, upload their files onto an upload server site and send me the links (preferably all links through you to me, so all of the links can be in one message).

Thank you again for your help.
Stay Safe, Cau,
Christian.}}

====???====
{{Email|Ok, I think most, if not all, will have to use the alternative. I just got this message and the other one. Most of the people who want to be filmed don't live in your area, so coming to the mall is out of the question for them. SO you want them to just give their opinions or should I refer them to you to be interviewed via some online method?}}

====Chris still doesn't really give a shit if people aren't doing something for him====
{{EmailReply|I see, please let me know how many of them do live in the area. And please let those in other states know to make the videos of their opinions. I apologize for the inconvience, but their input will be most valued.

To change the subject a bit, are you planning on flying back to your family during the Holiday break? For me, it'll be another stay-at-home with my family thing for me; simple and good.

TTYL,
Cau,
Christian.}}

====Some helpful advice that promptly gets ignored====
{{Email|Hey!

If I could make a bit of a recommendation, companies being pitched a
new product like to be shown the potential for expansion outside the
original fanbase. You should make a large survey of people who are
not familiar with Sonichu so that you can demonstrate how it can be
put into new households. They know that your current fans will buy it
but they need to be shown that it can pick up new buyers. Basic rule
of industry is that if you can't expand, then you should abandon the
project for something that will, otherwise it won't make money.

You should start polling strangers about Sonichu and offer them
something for their time, like a cookie or whatever.

See you later!
Regina}}
End of contact.
[[Category:E-mails]]
{{emails}}

Tiffany Gowen

2011-05-04T04:00:26Z

Acousticvirgin:

[[File:Tiffany.jpg|thumb|Unlike Chris, Tiffany has only one face so you know she's honest.]]

'''Tiffany Nicole Gowen''' is a "[[Peanuts|Peppermint Patty]]-type" [[gal pal]] of [[Chris]]'s from [[Manchester High School|high school]], as well as "a bit of a [[Tomgirl|tomboy]]".

Chris has described their relationship as "close, yet separate" like Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty.<ref name="dvd5">[[:File:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]</ref> In [[2011]], ten years since he last saw Tiffany, Chris made a special [[LittleBigPlanet]] dedication to her, in the hope that she would see it and contact him. He has also started calling her "Tiff" for some reason.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial]]</ref>

==Seinor Prom==
Chris's greatest memory of her, which he will never forget,<ref name="dvd5"/> concerns their [[senior prom]] where Tiffany was dared to play [[America]]'s second favorite game - [[Kick the Autistic|dance the autistic]]:

{{quote|But that night, my trusted "Peppermint Patty"-Type Gal-Pal, Tiffany Gowen, asked me to dance with her. I hesitated at first, but she grabbed my hand and pulled me onto the dance floor. We danced for what felt like hours. It was the most pleasant experience of that night, and I thank her for dancing with me then. I hope to return the favor at our [[Manchester High School#Reunion_plans|Reunion]].|Chris<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile]]</ref>}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:415-CWCWeekP9 crop 2.jpg|Gazing at Chris during lunch break, Tiffany sees only a child in need.
File:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|Tiffany (far right) with other gal-pals on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]].
File:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany consoles [[Barbara]] during [[seinor prom]].
</gallery>
</center>

==Graduation==
Tiffany was the only student to console Chris when he cried and ran away during graduation.<ref>[[:File:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|DVD, graduation note 3]]</ref>

==Sauces==
<references />

{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Gowen, Tiffany}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:People]]

Manchester High School

2011-05-04T03:51:09Z

Acousticvirgin:

[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent four years of Chris's life]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|right|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life.|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian, Virginia]], was attended by [[Chris]] from [[1996]] to [[2000]] (ninth grade to twelfth grade). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life.<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> Chris proudly slept through much of his [[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High_school_.28grades_9_through_12.29|high school]] life.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], "Coping Skills" and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''Honor Roll Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the video [[Song of Christian]], he failed [[English]] class during his sophomore year of high school.

Chris is very proud of the fact that he was mainstreamed throughout high school, even though, in the extended slideshow, the captions under the majority of his teachers' names say "special education". This implies that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but nothing more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and reality|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic|basketball]] team, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" />

==Accomplishments==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]]]

;10th Grade
* [[Song of Christian|F in English Class]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]

Most of Chris's friends were [[gal-pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. He had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school has alternating "odd" and "even" days). There were immature boys on the school bus, which he dreaded. Chris's purported friends:
* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* Sarah B.<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], pages 9 and 13</ref>
* Miranda, partner in Science class<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 14</ref>
* Molly, happy and giggly<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6</ref>
* [[Joseph Herring]]
* Brian, [[JERK|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

{{-}}
==Go Lancers!==

Chris' servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other males throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory. So much so, that he continues to obsess over it ten years after graduating!

A few references were slipped into the comic. In [[Sonichu_7|''Sonichu'' #7]] Manchester High was featured heavily. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu]] back in time to [[1996#1996|1996,]] when Chris was a student. In [[Sonichu_9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleading outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

{{-}}

==The Bus==

At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus. Out of all the weird, embarrassing details of his life that he has no problem discussing, this is one experience that he has rarely spoken about. It's clear that Chris was scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "slow-in-the-mind retards" as he calls them.

Chris switched to the Bus of Doom after an confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus. Much like every other time Chris claims to have been physically assaulted, it is unclear exactly what happened. He has only told the story twice<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref><ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref>; in one version it sounds like Chris started a fight because he wanted to get off the bus first, and in the other version it sounds like a [[niggo]] punched him for no reason. Whatever happened, Chris sites this incident as the reason for his exclusion from Gen Pop.

==The Seinor Prom==

Chris took his [[Barbara|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. [[Gal-pal]] [[Tiffany]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris. Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|Don't go groping anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Dat ass. Seriously, Chris was probably more interested in the food than the lovely young lady.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==

[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris actually looking kinda classy, in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had MORE FANCIER AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.
}}

[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|
So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].
}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

==Lingering attachments==
Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at an [[autistic]] child in a public school can get you suspended.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half a dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, where Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga.

==Reunion plans==
{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}

In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris notes that he looks forward to attending his class reunion. He doesn't know exactly when this will take place, and made no effort to find out about it until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him with directions by then.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], wherein he reveals that, up to that point, he hadn't heard anything about a coming reunion. He decided to organize one himself, only to give up relatively quickly. In [[November 2010]], there may have been a class reunion, but either way, Chris did not attend.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|Tungsten. That is all.
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

==External links==
*[http://www.chesterfield.k12.va.us/Schools/Manchester_HS/home.html Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Wikipedia article on Manchester High School]]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Education]]

March 2011

2011-05-03T13:26:37Z

Acousticvirgin: foreshadowing

'''March 2011''' was spent with 29-year-old Chris playing ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittlePigBlanket 2]]'' (among other games) and hiding from Internet trolls. Not much happened in this month, save several phone calls that shed new light on previous sagas.

==Events==
*1 March: Another [[Kacey Call 2|phone call]] between Chris and Kacey is released, as well as [[Cwcsicle|a video]] of Chris sticking his [[Duck|penis]] in snow is released.
*3 March: ''Twenty-three'' more [[Kacey Call 3|phone calls]] between Chris and Kacey are released.
*30 March: Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am [[Tomgirl]]."

==References==

<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Talk:Chris's birthday

2011-05-03T13:20:41Z

Acousticvirgin: /* 29th birthday & origin of the tomgirl */ new section

==To do==
Sorta like [[Christmas]], except with his birthday. I swore we already had a page on this and if we do, someone point it out to me because then the naming is not intuitive.

*discuss how this plays with Chris's ego ('''briefly''')
*how Chris celebrated his various birthdays
*times his birthday pops up in the Sonichu canon
*Christian Love Day

And whatever else people think up of. Categorize this shit too. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

I did some wrting. It needs images and more indepth stuff. If noone does it, i'll write up something on his stupid love day tommorrow. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:49, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Sarah in the 21st birthday section leads to a disambiguation. Does anyone know which it is and the chat it's revealed in? -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 20:24, 21 February 2011 (PST)
:i just took out that sentence since it's not really relevant to the birthday article.. but if anyone wants to change it, i think the best details on why he was kicked out of class are in [[Jackie Chat 5]] -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 21:00, 21 February 2011 (PST)

== 29th birthday & origin of the tomgirl ==

I believe Chris started the tomgirl stuff somewhere between February 13 (finishing the Autism Tutorial) and March 23 (calling himself a tomgirl on LBP). also he started playing tomboy-related levels on LBP somewhere in this time period. So yeah that's why I added the information under his 29th birthday, based on information currently available --Detective [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 06:20, 3 May 2011 (PDT)

Chris's birthday

2011-05-03T13:04:12Z

Acousticvirgin:

[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|[[Homo|Chris blows.]]]]

{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"|Chris, on being nearly 30.}}

'''[[Chris]]'s birthday''', 24 February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|wanting his birthday to be a national holiday]]) warrants some inspection.

==Notable birthdays==

[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]

===17th===
Chris receives a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1n1AxK1Dg Pro200] handheld game console, and is photographed looking visibly disappointed while holding it. He also draws "[[Bionic]] Over Autism.", which would later be included in Sonichu 6 and creats Espanolic, which would later be seen on his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover project]] for school.

===18th===
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children — comprised of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some [[Friend Zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]] as guests. No [[alcohol]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever. The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "[[My big 18th party]]".

===21st===
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|And now the worst...]]
If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this is probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his [[PVCC|college]] [[English]] class by his professor. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]] — Chris's enduring search for someone that will [[Barbara_Chandler|put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity]].

===23rd===
Chris documented this birthday in an issue of [[News_Dash#Chris.27s_23rd_Birthday|''Sonichu's News Dash'']]. It took place at the mall and was attended by his parents, as well as "a couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion." He was treated like a child and loved every second of it.

===25th===
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris's 25th birthday and [[DVD]] launch party.]]
To celebrate this milestone, Chris recorded an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|IMPORTANT MESSAGE]], inspiring girls, boys, and dudes of all teenages with the many lessons he has learned from his quarter-century of experience.

===27th===
Chris's 27th birthday coincided with the burial of his late [[Aunt Corrina]]. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to [[Obesity|stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes]] instead of [[Chris_and_death|mourning]] the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in a [[Mumble 9|Mumble chat]] about how Aunt Corrina ruined his special day by selfishly dying. He also received some birthday money, which he used to fund his [[Julie|road trip to Ohio]].

===28th===
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|called in and congratulated him]], being the all-around nice guy that he is. Chris [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails,_2010#Hey.2C_Vivian_.E2.80.94_11_February|had been saving $100]] to pay for a prostitute as a birthday present for himself, but he ultimately abandoned that idea after [[The Wallflower]] became his friend and he assumed he would be allowed to have sex with her for free.

===29th===
Nobody knows due to his recent hiatus from the internet, but somewhere around this time is when Chris began to [[Tomgirl pictures|embrace his feminine side]].

* '''''Sonichu'' Canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is distributed into the world's water supply on this day.

==Birthday Gallery: Witness the Evolution==
<center><gallery>
Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|Age 5: Cute kid, right?
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Age 14
Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|Age 17
Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|Age 18
Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|Age 19
Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|Age 20
Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|Age 21
Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|Age 22
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|Age 23
Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|Age 24
Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|Age 25
Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|Age 26: Cute kid, right?
File:Chris27a.PNG|Age 27<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>
File:Chris27.PNG|Age 28<ref>[[Christian Love Day (video)]]</ref>
File:TG9.jpg|Age 29
</gallery></center>

=="Christian Love Day"==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally TRUE and HONEST, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all).]]
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by [[Homo|STRAIGHT]] folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he "feels like" it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Reality|he wills it]] and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond [[Christian Love Day|one lone video]].

In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and [[ego]]). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he [[Reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].

====24 February is also...====
* Armenia's Genocide Remembrance Day.
* The day the Nazi Party was founded (1920).
* The day the [[Wikipedia:Battle of Los Angeles|U.S. military fought a UFO over Los Angeles]] (1942).
* The day Egyptian Premier Ahmed Maher Pasha was killed in Parliament after reading a decree (1945).
* The day Ayatollah Khomeini issued a ''fatwa'' for the death of Salman Rushdie (1989).

====Other people born on 24 February include...====
* [[100_2269|George Harrison]] (1943)
* [[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|Steve Jobs]] (1955)
* Chad Hugo (1974)
* [[Niggo|Floyd Mayweather, Jr.]] (1977)

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Events]]

Chris's birthday

2011-05-03T12:53:10Z

Acousticvirgin: 29

[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|[[Homo|Chris blows.]]]]

{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"|Chris, on being nearly 30.}}

'''[[Chris]]'s birthday''', 24 February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|wanting his birthday to be a national holiday]]) warrants some inspection.

==Notable birthdays==

[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]

===17th===
Chris receives a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1n1AxK1Dg Pro200] handheld game console, and is photographed looking visibly disappointed while holding it. He also draws "[[Bionic]] Over Autism.", which would later be included in Sonichu 6 and creats Espanolic, which would later be seen on his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover project]] for school.

===18th===
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children — comprised of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some [[Friend Zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]] as guests. No [[alcohol]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever. The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "[[My big 18th party]]".

===21st===
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|And now the worst...]]
If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this is probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his [[PVCC|college]] [[English]] class by his professor. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]] — Chris's enduring search for someone that will [[Barbara_Chandler|put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity]].

===23rd===
Chris documented this birthday in an issue of [[News_Dash#Chris.27s_23rd_Birthday|''Sonichu's News Dash'']]. It took place at the mall and was attended by his parents, as well as "a couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion." He was treated like a child and loved every second of it.

===25th===
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris's 25th birthday and [[DVD]] launch party.]]
To celebrate this milestone, Chris recorded an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|IMPORTANT MESSAGE]], inspiring girls, boys, and dudes of all teenages with the many lessons he has learned from his quarter-century of experience.

===27th===
Chris's 27th birthday coincided with the burial of his late [[Aunt Corrina]]. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to [[Obesity|stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes]] instead of [[Chris_and_death|mourning]] the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in a [[Mumble 9|Mumble chat]] about how Aunt Corrina ruined his special day by selfishly dying. He also received some birthday money, which he used to fund his [[Julie|road trip to Ohio]].

===28th===
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|called in and congratulated him]], being the all-around nice guy that he is. Chris [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails,_2010#Hey.2C_Vivian_.E2.80.94_11_February|had been saving $100]] to pay for a prostitute as a birthday present for himself, but he ultimately abandoned that idea after [[The Wallflower]] became his friend and he assumed he would be allowed to have sex with her for free.

===29th===
Nobody knows due to his recent hiatus from the internet, but likely masturbated some more and blew off a shitload of tax payers money on video games for his very special day. However, it is still evident that he continues to live with his parents at an age where most men have their own homes and families started.

* '''''Sonichu'' Canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is distributed into the world's water supply on this day.

==Birthday Gallery: Witness the Evolution==
<center><gallery>
Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|Age 5: Cute kid, right?
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Age 14
Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|Age 17
Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|Age 18
Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|Age 19
Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|Age 20
Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|Age 21
Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|Age 22
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|Age 23
Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|Age 24
Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|Age 25
Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|Age 26: Cute kid, right?
File:Chris27a.PNG|Age 27<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>
File:Chris27.PNG|Age 28<ref>[[Christian Love Day (video)]]</ref>
File:TG9.jpg|Age 29
</gallery></center>

=="Christian Love Day"==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally TRUE and HONEST, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all).]]
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by [[Homo|STRAIGHT]] folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he "feels like" it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Reality|he wills it]] and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond [[Christian Love Day|one lone video]].

In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and [[ego]]). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he [[Reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].

====24 February is also...====
* Armenia's Genocide Remembrance Day.
* The day the Nazi Party was founded (1920).
* The day the [[Wikipedia:Battle of Los Angeles|U.S. military fought a UFO over Los Angeles]] (1942).
* The day Egyptian Premier Ahmed Maher Pasha was killed in Parliament after reading a decree (1945).
* The day Ayatollah Khomeini issued a ''fatwa'' for the death of Salman Rushdie (1989).

====Other people born on 24 February include...====
* [[100_2269|George Harrison]] (1943)
* [[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|Steve Jobs]] (1955)
* Chad Hugo (1974)
* [[Niggo|Floyd Mayweather, Jr.]] (1977)

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Events]]

Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-05-03T03:56:43Z

Acousticvirgin:

In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:I guess you don't understand hygiene, 4Macie. That's besides esthetics. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:02, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Yes but A. This is Chris, hygiene is a foreign word to him and B. Its aesthetics. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:35, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: [[:File:TG3.jpg|"...when the government fears the people, there is liberty"]]. I'm sure this new heartsweet has her Guy Fawkes mask ready. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 02:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
* Let me tell you something, and like I said, this really isn't really the place to say it. But nonetheless, whenever I try to rationalize what Chris does, I usually get disappointed because the simple fact of the matter is - Chris is just fucked up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Goddaemnd monkey-assed hell. Well, what do we do with this page? Start describing shit? In fuckin' ''detail''?! It could stand as is, like the CWCki's own personal 'shock page'...--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:00, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

In some of these, he looks uncannily like a fat version of Buffalo Bill. [[User:Vulture-chan|Vulture-chan]] 22:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

I was about to ask if the PSN take down made him go further down the crazy hole o_o [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:Chris has been at this a while, and you can tell because growing out hair takes a while. The PSN going down was coincidence. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 00:49, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
I also love the claims that he is "straight". Yeah, Chris is as "straight" as a circle >_> [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:34, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Circle? Try "ampersand." --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:25, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

here's something everybody should think about: chris is wearing his mom's clothes. i mean surely he didn't pay for any of this shit when there are MOUNTAINS of free clothes blocking up whole rooms of his house. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:36, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:Already wore his mum's underwear that one time. Wouldn't be a new thing for him. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 01:19, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

I wonder if Bob has caught this yet. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 05:08, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

*Guys, please, remember - this page is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. Srsly, I told you fuckers that that ModNation Racer character wasn't Crystal.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

Anyone with some solid info about this? Do this is a new saga? Who asked him to dress that way? Do we got any metadata linked to the picture so we can have time/date info? This is the best update for months and we got so little info on it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:00, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*I can talk to Tito about getting the raw images so we can get some metadata behind these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*Could he be trying to be Crystal the Imaginary Twin sister? He tends to stick to the stripey clothing and jeans, which is pretty much what she wore [[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]] 00:24, 30 April 2011 (GMT)

*This is pure speculation, but do you think it's Mic, the one girl he talked about in the Autism Tutorial?--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

The updates are few an far between, but when they come, they are fascinating. I especially like how the Sailor Moon poster is in some of the the pics. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 17:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

This is going to kill Bob. Chris has evolved into a Snorlax. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 04:01, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, there goes the theory of "Chris actually got his shit together and has begun leading a semi-normal life". [[User: GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]] 23:02, 1 May 2011 (EST)

== Disturbing revelation ==

*[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?
[http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]
Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
: Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
**It looks like the chalkboard Chris drew on in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], which is in Charlottesville. That doesn't look like Chris's handwriting, so I think it's safe to assume he has a new, masculine gal-pal. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:25, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*That chalkboard is the free speech wall on the downtown mall. You know where he did the sonichu dash vid? Same location. It's at the end down near the post office and right near a merry go round. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:20, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Info? ==

Is there ANY background to this? Like: where did he get the term "TomGirl" and why does he think it means to dress up like a girl? (aka: this is cross-dressing...not being a "TomGirl") I guess it was said that this was hacked off his PS3 (PSN)..but WHY was it there in the first place?? He obviously took them for someone...he wouldn't have taken pictures of himself in drag if it was solely for his own viewing...would he??? I guess..
TL;DR: Is there any information about this??? Someone has to know something! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
* Well [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomgirl Wikipedia] Explains a tomgirl is a reverse tomboy, a guy who acts girly, a femboi in essence is a tomgirl. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:06, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
::Hmmm...well that's a start. Though I think Chris took this one a little too far for it to still be "TomGirl"ish... Now we just need the WHY I guess. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:11, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:::For the love of fuck just shut up and wait for the inevitable infodump that will explain everything.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:28, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
::::*True, though pretty much what's going on has already been explained by [[Tito]] [http://789chan.org/cwc/res/53442.html here]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:19, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

*Sweet merciful Jesus, he..he finally snapped, or he finally accepted it, just...wow. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 21:32, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

== Preexisting gender determination issues ==

There is so fucking much up with this guy I don't even know where to start, but cross-dressing is the tip of the fucking iceberg here. CWC genuinely has no masculine features except his receding hairline, and his fat distribution and build are very effeminate. (Not feminine - he looks androgynous leaning away from male.) The club-dick might be the result of hypospadias (extra dick hole for a partially to fully separate urethra, as in women) corrected by some inept hillbilly doctor, which is an indicator for a variety of sex-determination issues. Kleinfelter's (XXY sex chromosomes) is coincident with it and a variety of mental conditions, including ASD, although he'd be outside of the normal range of intelligence for the syndrome.

The thing here is to compare Chris to relatively masculine fatasses. Moobs that size on masculine men are usually accompanied by a pretty big stomach, and while CWC's breasts are obviously almost 100% the result of fat distribution, a massive amount of his excess fat is in typically female areas, i.e. hips, thighs, ass, etc.

The other side of the coin is that CWC has a lot of the features of abandoned or half-hearted male feminization - box tits with flat, weird nipples; an extremely protruberant but generally formless ass; the general fat and body pattern of a long post-menopause woman. In short, these people look like the Snorlax (as CWC has begun to) because, like her, the last major influence on their secondary sexual features is still high estrogen levels that are no longer significant enough to have a major effect.
Other relevant features of male-to-female transition, either medically or anecdotally ubiquitous, are the softening of body hair, the mild regrowth of scalp hair, emotional upheaval, sexual dysfunction, and massive mood swings. The last three of those are also attributable to testosterone therapy in patients with previously low testosterone levels.

I'm not saying I'm sure there's some kind of congenital or external source of hormone problems for sure, but it seems pretty likely to me that either he was on testosterone for a brief period in response to an indifferent puberty from some sexual condition (possibly explaining his sudden and totally incomplete sexual awakening at 16) or he was, at some point between then and now, medicated with anti-androgens or even some kind of low-level female hormone regimen, either clinically or domestically. (There are reasons that were then and are partially now considered medically reasonable for doing that - chemical castration, for one, for instance when a poorly-managed autistic teenager develops a raging and violently-ideated libido - but God only knows why things happen under that fucking roof.)

TL,DR: Chris might have girl parts and either his parents fucked with his endocrine system at a young age or things with his new boyfriend-free heartsweet are going to get weirder before they make perfect sense.
I've been suspicious of this since his first nudes went up, and this is just icing on the cake. And if you guys think he's a lulcow while he's trying to be a man...

:nah he's just a dumb fatty -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 02:41, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
::I have to agree with Acousticvirgin on this. While your theory is quite interesting...most of this can be explain just by looking at Chris and his family. Chris's family had him at a really old age. His mom was almost in menopause and his father was already a senior citizen. The father at such an old age could be a factor in Autism (it's a scientific theory) and his mother having him so close to menopause could be the reason for any hormonal imbalance (it's a scientific fact that when women are older when a child is born that hormonal imbalances can occur, ESPECIALLY if that older woman doesn't take the prenatal vitamins...). The fat distribution of Chris can be explain by either the hormonal imbalance or by the fact that he doesn't really move all the much, much less work out (or both combined). If you look at pictures of him in his HighSchool years he's a LOT thinner...most likely due to a high metabolism since he didn't work out and wasn't in sports. With his age he's either lost that metabolism or he's out-eating it, either is a possibility. The fact that he doesn't work out at all and doesn't really move around all that much means that there's going to be limited muscles there and much more fat. His arms are skinny because men usually don't get a whole bunch of fat there; his legs are kinda chunky, but men get that too. His butt, gut, and thighs are fat simply because that's where the fat goes. Now, the manboobs. Some men get moobs whether or not they have some gender issue...Chris on the other hand has a set that is way too big to be normal. This could be because of the hormonal imbalance from birth, OR because he doesn't work that muscle out at all. Most men do some form of exercise for that muscle whether or not they go to the gym. They lift things, they carry things, or just daily movement will work out the pectorals for men. The fact that this particular muscle gets NO exercise or movement from Chris could mean that the pectorals are much more fat than muscle. His sexual inexperience until 16 can be explained by parenting and by his autism. His parents never had any reason to discuss his puberty with him so he never really understood sex or masturbation until he saw it in a movie, and now that he does, he still only does it 1 or 2 times a week...quite abnormal for a boy/man from puberty to about 40 years old (age after puberty varies of course). Some autistics are asexual and never have sex throughout their lives because they don't understand sex nor do they really understand/want any kind of romantic relationship. The fact that Chris wants one so badly means nothing; he's shown that he doesn't really understand relationships and treats them like a 8 year old would. ===> TL,DR: Chris's parents had him at too old an age, that along with the fact that he's overweight and doesn't work out at all has made him who he is today... and more likely than not...it'll only get worse. (These pictures show an increased weight since the last time we've seen him; especially in the face and chest.) And Chris wants sex just because he doesn't want the title VIRGIN, he really has no sex drive.--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:17, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
:::Now, we have to remember that Chris is very simple. When he had to choose between his console and his galpal, and he chose the galpal, he demanded to have the consol as well, because he did the right thing. Just like in the movies. Chris doesn't necessarily understand love or attraction, he merely knows that relationship is a good thing, and it should be desired. In his simple mind, a relationship with a woman means perfect, neverending happiness that will fix all his problems. [[User:Vergilius|Vergilius]] 13:08, 1 May 2011 (PDT)

*I'm inclined to agree with Acousticvirgin here as well. I think a more plausible explanation though, is that due to DA [[autism|AUTISM]], Chris doesn't understand gender as a construct very well and so goes crazy with it. Or Chris could just be stupid. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:55, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

:Interesting theory, but I disagree with it. Klinefelter's patients tend to have unnatural looking body proportions (extremely long limbs, wide hips, short torsos), and have normal levels of intelligence (remember, Chris was on the Honor Roll). I don't think his bizarre fat deposits are caused by any meiotic disorder like Klinefelter's, but rather terrible diet fucking with his body, raising his estrogen levels, and causing him to develop gynecomastia. Once that happens, it causes him to have female-like fat deposits. [[User:GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]] 23:01, 1 May 2011 (EST)

*My two cents, for what it's worth. The moobs appear to be [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia Gynecomastia] In short, estrogen made him grow boobs. Estrogen would also explain why his voice is in the annoyingly high pitched range. As for [http://www.wikidoc.org/index.php/Klinefelter's_syndrome Klienfelter's Syndrome], the man child does in fact track rather well. Compare to this [http://www.andrologyjournal.org/content/vol29/issue6/images/large/andr-29-6-605-f01.jpeg Pic of man with Klienfilter's syndrome]. Thing is,[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conditions_comorbid_to_autism_spectrum_disorders Autism is comorbid], so odds are it isn't just autism. In summation, odds are Chris has da autism and some kind of glandular disorder. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:43, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
----Oh, and here I thought that point had already been shot down half a dozen other times and people’d actually read other bad theories before posting theirs. There's absolutely no sense to this theory, or for that matter anything remotely empiric behind it, but plenty plain to sight that shows it's impossible: Only people who don’t understand how gene expression and hormones work could think it makes sense. I don’t know where to start, there’s so much nonsence in that theory I might as well start picking it out.
> ''fat distribution and build are very effeminate...''
:What? Really, and here I thought comparing photos with a baseline would be easy, even for e-doctors. There’s hardly anything about that fat distribution that’s female. The fat went almost exclusively to his abdomen when he was just [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Cwcbraorig.JPG overweight], that’s the type of adipose distribution you get with testosterone. What’s more, the manboobs are dead common in obese men, you’re not just going to get the visceral [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:WantWoman.jpg FA5] type gut fat, but also tit fat, so by your standards [http://img.wikinut.com/img/4-hz_myuqu_9-u51/jpeg/0/Serious-obesity.jpeg fatguy here’s a dickgirl]. The fact that excess estrogens and mostly androgens(which worsen that acne) wind up being made by all that extra fat isn’t intersex.
''>he looks androgynous leaning away from male.''
:And just how? A prominent [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:100_2296.JPG gablela/brow] isn’t gender neutral, neither is his [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG21.jpg|square morphing into a pear face shape], he certainly has no problem in growing facial hair as these last photos show, his jawline isn’t slender even if the fat makes it hard to make out, that nose is kind of big & like the other features testosterone promotes their growth. Oh and his hairline is quite [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG12.jpg high] around the temples and frontal, another manly trait. His face isn’t androgynous or gender neutral at all.
>''The club-dick might be the result of hypospadias (extra dick hole for a partially to fully separate urethra, as in women) corrected by some inept hillbilly doctor, which is an indicator for a variety of sex-determination issues. Kleinfelter's (XXY sex chromosomes) is coincident with it and a variety of mental conditions, including ASD, although he'd be outside of the normal range of intelligence for the syndrome.''
:It’s all wrong. If it actually were a urogenital intersex condition it’d have almost certainly been handled in a hospital by specialists, given how surgery is screened to more qualified MD, the chance of a inept hick doctor is nil. Never mind the fact that his dick doesn’t look like what you normally get from the infant sex assignment, and that his body certainly doesn’t match the phenotype you’d get with 5ARD Kleifeters or PAIS. The whole bit about his hairline ,[http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/a/ad/Personalprofile.jpg acne] and facial structure being too [http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/6/67/0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg androgenized] and all.
Probably the most important thing about it all is that '''Autism is not something that correlates with estrogen'''. [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3040206/ Testosterone has a demonstrated casual role] in altering the expressions of genes to induce it, where as estrogen prevents it. Also Cohen’s research indicates that there is a very strong correlation for biomarkers indicating increased testosterone exposure/sensitivity and autism. So no, the idea of Chris being Estrogen dominant and ASD is nonsence. I could keep going on point by point on everything that’s wrong with this theory, but I think the point’s certainly been made. This theory keeps coming from people who just don't get how it works, so an overkill was in need.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:14, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
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*The prominent nipples are a dead giveaway to gyncomastia. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:21, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
:Have you ever looked at a fat man? Their nipples are enlarged, it's something that's induced by the adipose building up there, that's pseudogyncomastia. Unless if he's been sneaking his mother's premarin there isn't going to be much in the way of nodules there. It's possible that the adipose leads to more hormones and aromatase makes some of them into estrogen, but that's a common enough thing in the obese. It's an analogue to that why they also have higher DHT levels.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:25, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

*cool theory doc but have you considered that he is a fat dummy who is fat and dumb and smells like dumb fat -Dr.[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 20:56, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

== Congratulations ==

Congratulations Chris (Or should I say Christina) You have finally come to terms with your sexuality and gender issues. The road ahead may still be windy but at least now you can be happy its the right track. I've never seen you so happy and content and this all of your doing. no manipulation here.

You might find love now that you have found yourself.

Go forth my Child.
--[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 19:02, 1 May 2011 (PDT)

== Seriously guys ==

Next person who posts something not related to improving this page gets (temporarily) banned. This is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
* Well, don't know if it should be added to the picture captions but on the pictures [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg A] and [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG4.jpg B] They are taken on the downtown mall. Pictures [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG12.jpg C] and [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg D] were taken in the Fashion Square mall, where the piercing pagoda is. And Finally, [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg Picture C] he is wearing his high school ring it but can't really tell. Unsure if linking to the downtown mall and the fashion square mall would be uneeded piping. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:50, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Contactin' C for article material ==
Mmkay, well, do we still have Chris's email address? Can we still reach him on online chats or whatever? Is there no way someone can get hold of him and gently interrogate him about HOLY CRAP CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK and add some substance and reasoning to the insanity displayed on this page? I'm sure he won't mind the attention. I'd volunteer, but, uh, Chris fucking scares me. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 12:22, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
:<s>If only we'd thought of that sooner. I'll contact all the trolls and let them know.</s> Chris doesn't answer emails or phonecalls. He's virtually impossible to contact unless you already have a foot in the door. If you did contact Chris, he would be largely unresponsive and then ignore you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:27, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

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Acousticvirgin:

...it's horizontally flipped. Why? More information is needed. Just pointed it out because everything else will probably be figured out. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:15, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:also he looks like Uncle Fester with a wig on. or a fat version of The Joker [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 03:57, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:Everything is as it was [http://imgur.com/a/XcVaT here]. I didn't even see the /cwc/ thread until after I'd uploaded them. If it's flipped (and you're not the only person who said so) feel free to correct it. I don't feel like saving these images to my HD again. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:: I'm not questioning your skills. As we all too well know, inexplicable failures in photography tend to happen in Chris's end, and who are we to correct him? I'm just wondering why ''he'' flipped some of the images. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:00, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
::: Sorry for misunderstanding. I was distracted when I read it. I agree that it's odd. I wasn't even aware the PS3 had photo editing software. The other thing that strikes me as odd is that about half these photos are 640x480 and the other half are 1,024x768. Does that mean he has two cameras? It seems that all the photos taken in public are in the 640x480 resolution, suggesting that the camera used wasn't the PSEye or something similar, but so is this one (an edited picture). Is it possible to hook up a regular camera to the PS3 and edit the photos? How else could he have edited the picture? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 13:35, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
::::I'll deal with it. [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 16:00, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
Are the only flipped images 640x480? Odd. [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 16:03, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

01[00:53] <Freecell> wait so canine

01[00:53] <Freecell> do you know why images like this one were flipped

01[00:53] <Freecell> http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG9.jpg

[00:54] <~canine> uhh, there was a theory going around

[00:54] <~canine> i forget the details

[00:54] <~canine> something to do with whatever he took the pictures with
:The originals were definitely already flipped when they were found. <s>Tell me if I'm wrong, but I think it would be best to keep them that way.</s> Blame Canine [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:57, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
:: Works for me. It's just bizarre, but then, so is he. Perhaps note the reverals on the page? [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 17:18, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
::: Fine with me. Anything that gives that article some actual words. It's disconcerting that the page has 30,000 views and only pictures. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:23, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
:::Maybe Chris flipped the images so his blue/green eyes would be on opposite sides and make him look totally different than his normal self, kind of like how he thought putting a blue rag over his face transformed him into a 14 year old [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 17:57, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

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Acousticvirgin: /* Preexisting gender determination issues */

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Acousticvirgin:

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'''Chris''' is currently [[Tomgirl Pictures|waiting for PSN to come back online]]. 
Chris has spent '''$3,678.10''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's PSN is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu here].
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The PlayStation Network has been down since 21 [[April 2011]] due to dang dirty [[Trolls|hackers]].

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'''Chris''' is currently waiting for PSN to come back online. 
Chris has spent '''$3,678.10''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's PSN is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu here].
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The PlayStation Network has been down since 21 [[April 2011]] due to dang dirty [[Trolls|hackers]].

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Obesity

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Acousticvirgin:

[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|A fine example of severe obesity.]]
[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|180px|PROTIP: The Atkins Diet doesn't work, [[Barb|fatty]].]]

{{quote|One more thing, [[Chris and reality|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]|Chris, lying to [[White knight emails|White Knight]]}}
{{Quote|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}

'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[USA]], with about 65% of adults overweight and 26% obese. This is especially apparent in the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home]], in which 100% of its residents are fucking fat: [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], [[Bob]] and even their cat, [[Desi Chandler|Desi]].

Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle." Futhermore, in his numerous dating profiles to discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.

Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary gained weight, Became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command," even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But [[Chris and reality|that's]] a whole other problem.

== Exercise ==
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|Exercise]]

Chris believes that exercise involves standing up without moving, and thus considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays vidya. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.

[[Emily]] has said Chris power-walks around his neighborhood for thirty minutes and claims it's two miles (3 km), then claims to jog for two or three minutes every walk. She then went on to say Chris doesn't know how to jog — he thinks you either walk or run full tilt. It's safe to say he tries to run at "[[Sonic]] speed" for ten seconds, then resumes his leisurely waddle. This theory is confirmed in [[Sonichu's Edge]].

In [[Mailbag 21]], Chris claimed that he planned on investing in a gym membership. Judging by photographs and videos from subsequent months, either he lied or he wasted his money.

== Actual weight ==
[[File:Futurechan.PNG|240px|left]]
In an IRC fan chat, when asked how much he weighed, Chris replied "about 200 [pounds]" (91 kg). During his phone call with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], he angrily denied the suggestion that he weighed as much as 220 lbs (100 kg), claiming he weighed "a lot less." One possible explanation is that Chris doesn't know his actual weight. It's anyone's guess as to when he last stepped on a scale. And considering how much fast food he consumes, it is safe to assume he gains a significant amount of weight each year. One might guess he may not have weighed himself since high school (this is a complete guess, based on nothing), in which case, assuming he has bulked up a good amount since then, he would believe he weighs approximately 200 lbs, either being too mentally crippled by autism or being too mentally crippled by his [[ego]] to notice how much fatter he has gotten. The only other explanation is that Chris has little to no muscle mass, with a body that is mostly fat (which, considering his lifestyle, is not unlikely). Considering muscle is denser than fat, it would be possible for Chris to weigh as little as 200 lbs. Even if he did weigh 200 lbs, though, his BMI would be 28.7, which is overweight.

Taking Chris's height into consideration (5'10"; 1.78 m), along with the nude pictures circulating the Internet, a better estimation would be in the mid 200s, closing in on 300 lbs (136 kg) thanks to his constant consumption of McNuggets and corn syrup. A healthy weight for someone Chris's height would be somewhere around 160 (73kg) to 175 lbs (79 kg), but he's not likely to get that low ever again without the aid of gastric bypass surgery or the amputation of multiple limbs.

Chris has probably asked his [[Barbara Chandler|Mom]] about being fat. Being the coddling cow that she is, she more than likely told him he was a slim and attractive young man (which he is... compared to her).

In a [[WeighIn| recent video]], Chris claims that he weighs 216 lbs (97kg). This seems very unrealistic, given his current girth and food consumption. Most [[trolls|experts]] believe that Chris either offset his scale by 40 or 50 pounds, or that he's not fully standing on the scale in order to [[fail|fool people into believing he's not extremely fat.]]

== Denial ==
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|180px|Horizontal stripes are very slimming!]]

Chris has always been in denial about his weight. A white knight once told him that he needed to lose some weight if he ever wanted to get a girlfriend. Chris responded by freaking out and exclaiming that he wasn't fat. In [[IRC]], Chris has been known to become very defensive about his weight, always making claims that he works out, when in fact he just stands up while playing ''Guitar Hero''. Chris's reaction to being called fat is precisely the same as his reaction to being called [[gay]]. Unfortunately for Chris, there isn't a [[Homo#Defenses_against_becoming_homo|poster that will help him lose weight]]. He simply screams that he isn't fat, then oftentimes lies, and calls the person accusing him fat. He exhibited this behavior during an email with [[Evan]]{{cite}}, during his phone call with [[Father Call|Kacey's father]], and especially in his conversation with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], where insults about his weight triggered a screaming rage.

However, during his original rivalry with [[Liquid Chris]], Chris once finally admitted he was perhaps maybe just a little bit fat, but only because he could use this as proof that he was the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler. A similar problem arose during the [[Asperchu]] saga, where Chris, in an attempt to prove that Asperchu was a parody of himself, was forced to admit that Asperchu's "Buddha belly" and "man boobs" are similar to his own. More specifically, he acts as though he ''used'' to have a sagging gut, even though he has, in fact, porked up significantly since [[high school]]. He chose to focus on this aspect of Asperchu rather than admit his more embarrassing failures the series parodies. He did once admit in a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]] that he was not fit.

The fact is, Chris has been spoiled so much by his mother, told that he was perfect and muscular so much, that he believes that when he looks in a mirror, he sees a six-pack, whereas what the rest of us see is a fat autistic manchild.

There is also convincing evidence that [[autism|Chris has difficulty recognizing]] the human figure — faces in particular. His consistent representation of himself as slender and athletic may be attributable to his having formed his self-image during high school, when he would spend hours studying his then-scrawnier self in the mirror, memorizing his looks.<ref> [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Furthermore, [[Blanca]] was able to use pictures of different girls with only basic features in common (e.g., hair color and length) to trick Chris into thinking "she" was the same girl.

==I mean, just ''look'' at him.==
[[Image:TG20.jpg|thumb|left]]
In [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], Chris is seen wearing a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]] and admitting he has manboobs. Obesity causes the release of even more estrogen. Ergo, a perfect recipe for gynecomastia. Chris's face is fat. [[Bunny Hop|When he moves up and down]] the whole front of his body bounces in unison. It's increasingly difficult to know where his face turns into his neck and his neck into his shoulders. [[I AM STRONG|When he flexes—''if'' he flexes—there's no way to tell.]]

Chris is so fat, when he fell no one was laughing... but the ground was cracking up.
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==Places where Chris likes to eat==
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Golden Corral]]
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]

==Sauces==
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[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

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Acousticvirgin: Created page with "What are the two characters between Pikachu and Li'l Chris? The one next to Li'l Chris looks like it has an appropriate expression on its face. ~~~~"

What are the two characters between Pikachu and [[Li'l Chris]]? The one next to Li'l Chris looks like it has an appropriate expression on its face. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 16:11, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

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Acousticvirgin:

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Acousticvirgin:

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Acousticvirgin:

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Acousticvirgin: Created page with "there is a chain around his neck in this photo.. is it just a regular necklace, or could the rosechu medallion be hanging just out of frame? ~~~~"

there is a chain around his neck in this photo.. is it just a regular necklace, or could the rosechu medallion be hanging just out of frame? [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:20, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

Tomgirl Pictures

2011-04-29T07:15:45Z

Acousticvirgin: hur

{{Honest}}

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One day, Chris decided to crossdress. Then take pictures of it. Then go out in public and take pictures of it.

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==See also==
[[Gay]] [[Homosexuality]]

[[Category:Homos]]

Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-04-29T05:15:49Z

Acousticvirgin:

Talk:Pedofork

2011-04-28T00:55:21Z

Acousticvirgin:

"...portmanteau for 'pedophile' and 'dork'" Just curious, has that been proven? It could just be that he was thinking of a less-offensive word that started with "f", and "fork" was the first thing that came to mind. [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]] 19:03, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
*I think it's just assumed the word he wanted was 'dork' as he's called trolls dorks in several of his videos. I'm not sure why it's spelt 'pedofork' instead of 'pedophork' though. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:11, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
** Spelling is not one of Chris's strong suits. Not that he has any. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 02:01, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

I was going to suggest something along the lines of a "Evidence Chris is a pedofork" similar to the homo page, though there seems to be more evidence to the contrary. Even Lucas made a post in that Q&A thread along the lines of "Chris really never showed any signs like that, but if you wanna argue it, you can try" (which, BTW, was one of the few nice things he said about Chris). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:37, 26 November 2009 (CET)

Lolisa: I dunno about that. I mean, she's ironically the MILF of all Rosechus. I wonder, what influence Chris used to name this character? Or maybe he completely misundrstood what "lolita" means? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:50, 29 November 2009 (CET)
* I honestly think it might just be a co-incindence. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 02:02, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

{{JumpToConclusions}}
Get rid of the stupid shit on this page already. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 02:01, 27 October 2010 (PDT)
:*Yes, I concur. This thread is complete shit and should be shot to the moon. Chris isn't a pedophile, just stupid. Any and all seemingly pedophiliac "evidence" can easily be attributed to his ignorance. Chris would never harm a child intentionally. The only thing we should concern ourselves with is his use of the term "pedofork". [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 10:55, 24 November 2010 (PST)
EDIT: Removed all speculative bullshit. Perhaps we should add pedofork to a CWCism article. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 11:01, 24 November 2010 (PST)

Should this page have a "Usage by Chris" and "Other references" with instances of pedofork being used? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 00:05, 27 April 2011 (PDT)
*Definitely, this article should serve more as a way of keeping track instances where Chris has used the term pedofork as opposed to speculating Chris being one.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:54, 27 April 2011 (PDT)
*i think the only time he used the word, outside of that one classic video, is in [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]] --[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 17:55, 27 April 2011 (PDT)

Manchester High School

2011-04-27T01:23:44Z

Acousticvirgin: chris fucking hates that bus

[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent four years of Chris's life]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|right|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life.|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian, Virginia]], was attended by [[Chris]] from [[1996]] to [[2000]] (ninth grade to twelfth grade). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life.<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> Chris proudly slept through much of his [[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High_school_.28grades_9_through_12.29|high school]] life.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], "Coping Skills" and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''Honor Roll Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the video [[Song of Christian]], he failed [[English]] class during his sophomore year of high school.

Chris is very proud of the fact that he was mainstreamed throughout high school, even though, in the extended slideshow, the captions under the majority of his teachers' names say "special education". This implies that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but nothing more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and reality|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic|basketball]] team, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" />

==Accomplishments==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]]]

;10th Grade
* [[Song of Christian|F in English Class]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]

Most of Chris's friends were [[gal-pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. He had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school has alternating "odd" and "even" days). There were immature boys on the school bus, which he dreaded. Chris's purported friends:
* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* Sarah B.<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], pages 9 and 13</ref>
* Miranda, partner in Science class<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 14</ref>
* Molly, happy and giggly<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6</ref>
* [[Joseph Herring]]
* Brian, [[JERK|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

{{-}}
==Go Lancers!==

Chris' servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other males throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory. So much so, that he continues to obsess over it ten years after graduating!

A few references were slipped into the comic. In [[Sonichu_7|''Sonichu'' #7]] Manchester High was featured heavily. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu]] back in time to [[1996#1996|1996,]] when Chris was a student. In [[Sonichu_9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleading outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

{{-}}

==The Bus==

At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus. Out of all the weird, embarrassing details of his life that he has no problem discussing, this is one experience that he has rarely spoken about. It's clear that Chris was scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "slow-in-the-mind retards" as he calls them.

Chris switched to the Bus of Doom after an confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus. Much like every other time Chris claims to have been physically assaulted, it is unclear exactly what happened. He has only told the story twice<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref><ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref>; in one version it sounds like Chris started a fight because he wanted to get off the bus first, and in the other version it sounds like a [[niggo]] punched him for no reason. Whatever happened, Chris sites this incident as the reason for his exclusion from Gen Pop.

==The Seinor Prom==

Chris took his [[Barbara|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. [[Gal-pal]] [[Tiffany]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris. Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|Don't go groping anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Dat ass. Seriously, Chris was probably more interested in the food than the lovely young lady.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==

[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris actually looking kinda classy, in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had MORE FANCIER AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it [[Autism|without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands.]] I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.
}}

[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|
So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].
}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

==Lingering attachments==
Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at someone with [[autism]] in a public school can get you suspended. If Chris' current life is [[kick the autistic]], Chris' school life must have been pity the retard.

Despite these good feelings about his high school experience, he has mentioned to [[Jackie]] that while there, he was bullied and physically assaulted on several occasions. As a result of this, there is uncertainty about whether Chris really did enjoy high school.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half a dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, where Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga.

==Reunion plans==
{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}

In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris notes that he looks forward to attending his class reunion. He doesn't know exactly when this will take place, and made no effort to find out about it until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him with directions by then.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], wherein he reveals that, up to that point, he hadn't heard anything about a coming reunion. He decided to organize one himself, only to give up relatively quickly. In [[November 2010]], there may have been a class reunion, but either way, Chris did not attend.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|Tungsten. That is all.
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

==External links==
*[http://www.chesterfield.k12.va.us/Schools/Manchester_HS/home.html Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Wikipedia article on Manchester High School]]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Education]]

File talk:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg

2011-04-25T01:19:19Z

Acousticvirgin:

Are all mod nation characters that tan, or is Chris trying to deny his whiteness? Also, When I was cropping this in paint, I zoomed in on the face. It's hard to notice, but for some reason the expression on this doll is a mixture of pissed off and sad. Kinda creepy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:27, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* notice how only this model has a sad face, the "Y2K Chris Chan" has a big dumb happy face because he thinks he was happy back then, this model represents his "pitful adult life" [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 18:19, 24 April 2011 (PDT)
* I think the dark skin effect is just the shadows. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 21:29, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I love how he added the pedo-glasses. Classy. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 23:23, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Megagi La Skunk

2011-04-23T01:11:44Z

Acousticvirgin: tittays

[[Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|thumb|left|An example of Megagi's change in personality.]]
[[Image:Megagi.jpg|thumb|Megagi's reaction to being included in Christian's shitty comic.]]

{{quote|Whether or not you've noticed NONE of my original female characters have....breasts. I just don't believe in giving animals that kind of human quality.|Megan on Megagi, [[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|6 March 2007]]}}

{{quote|SHE DOES HAVE BREASTS. Megan Schroeder DREW THAT WAY.|Chris on Megagi, [[IRC (20 January 2009)]]}}

'''Megagi La Skunk''' is one of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s furry-inspired characters who dates [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]. She has outlived her creator's presence in the comic, similar to [[Jiggliami]], except Megan was (probably) not a [[troll]]. Megagi does not have breasts.

Megagi was originally called '''Spunky Skunk''', which Chris obviously didn't like because it might have reminded him of a rather [[Semen|nasty habit]].

Given her name and color scheme, she likely constitutes a plagiarism of ''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|Tiny Toon Adventures]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Fifi La Fume|Fifi La Fume]].

Megagi is colored purple, pink and blue. The same colors are used to symbolize bisexual pride.

Worth noting is that Megagi was originally from [[Parody]] Island, where she probably lives with Megan's other traced [[Sonic]]/[[Pokémon]] hybrids, but the name was changed to [[Chris and religion|Parodyse]] Island in the comic.

Megagi used to have somewhat of a different personality from the other female characters at first; she seemed to be the [[Silvana|tomboyish]] type, and Chris described her as being like an "Army Soldier". In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], she calls Chris out on his shit.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/0/03/SchuComic6P21.jpg]</ref> Although her concept is still not so original, it was different from the typical [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who just liked shopping. However, in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], she gets watered down just like the rest of them - [[Women's Rights|girly and no personality]] - and later on in the comic she is further reduced to being [[Bionic]]'s personal cheerleader.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:085-ChrisChanWMegagi.jpg|Chris-Chan and Megagi touch their balls.
Image:128-CChanMegagi.jpg
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|Two of these things...
Image:317-Megagi.jpg|...are not like the others
</gallery></center>

==Sauces==
<references />

==See also:==
{{Fan art|chris=Megagi}}
*[[Megan Schroeder]]
*[[Sailor Megtune]]
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]

{{Sonichu}}

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