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Talk:Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2010-09-26T01:40:36Z

AdderCress: /* What was that at the end? */

Slugged in a transcription, couldn't make out one part though. /r/ help with "And today was our anniversary this 25th of September b... OH NO! What's that? A <site pert?>? Aaaah!!". It looks like another boat or a pier or something. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 16:32, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== T-shirt ==

The t-shirt isn't plain white. It has some red logo/writing on it, which is most visible near the end of the video. Kudos to anyone able to work it out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:59, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:It says Brick Fest 2005 or 2006, June 9-17, and a URL at the bottom. Seems like some promotional item for Lego. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:08, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::It is from 2000, I'm pretty sure near the end you can clearly see "000" after the fold in this shirt. [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front-detail.jpg closeup of what it probably says,] [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front.jpg front], [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/back.jpg back]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:13, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrickFest BrickFest] is an unofficial LEGO convention which is usually held in Virginia - I guess this is another convention that Chris has attended.--[[User:BADavid|BADavid]] 16:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Although in this case, the shirt Chris is wearing has "Washington" written on it (I saw it at around 50 seconds+). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:18, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

::::Comic sans logo fail --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 17:22, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
And I thought Chris couldn't sink any lower.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 16:26, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

==New hairdo==
It would seem that Chris has resorted to just letting his hair grow out to hide his receding hairline. Think this may be because of his new sweetheart or because everyone keeps mentioning it? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:41, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Sweethearts ==

Did Chris mean his current sweetheart in this video or one of his past ones? He normally means an actual girlfriend when discussing sweethearts; he said nothing about Gal-pal. I'm wondering who this was meant for. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 17:54, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:He says " Who is now Chris's girlfriend!" so it must be Jackie. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 18:00, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Picture ==
Added a little picture of Chris's mug from the beginning of the video. It shows more of his horrible aging. Someone do me a favor and add a better caption to it because mine sucks. [[User:Magi-chan|Magi-chan]] 18:06, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

==New Glasses?==
Is it just me, or do those frames look shinier than usual? Maybe it's the rare inclusion of sunlight in his room, but still...--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 18:27, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== What was that at the end? ==

I heard a faint voice at the tail end of the video. I think it was Barb saying "Hello" to Chris. Did anyone hear that, too? --vofdoom38, 18:33, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Nice catch. Added a little bit to the transcript.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 18:39, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2010-09-26T01:39:59Z

AdderCress: /* What was that at the end? */

Slugged in a transcription, couldn't make out one part though. /r/ help with "And today was our anniversary this 25th of September b... OH NO! What's that? A <site pert?>? Aaaah!!". It looks like another boat or a pier or something. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 16:32, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== T-shirt ==

The t-shirt isn't plain white. It has some red logo/writing on it, which is most visible near the end of the video. Kudos to anyone able to work it out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:59, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:It says Brick Fest 2005 or 2006, June 9-17, and a URL at the bottom. Seems like some promotional item for Lego. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:08, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::It is from 2000, I'm pretty sure near the end you can clearly see "000" after the fold in this shirt. [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front-detail.jpg closeup of what it probably says,] [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front.jpg front], [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/back.jpg back]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:13, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrickFest BrickFest] is an unofficial LEGO convention which is usually held in Virginia - I guess this is another convention that Chris has attended.--[[User:BADavid|BADavid]] 16:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Although in this case, the shirt Chris is wearing has "Washington" written on it (I saw it at around 50 seconds+). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:18, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

::::Comic sans logo fail --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 17:22, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
And I thought Chris couldn't sink any lower.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 16:26, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

==New hairdo==
It would seem that Chris has resorted to just letting his hair grow out to hide his receding hairline. Think this may be because of his new sweetheart or because everyone keeps mentioning it? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:41, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Sweethearts ==

Did Chris mean his current sweetheart in this video or one of his past ones? He normally means an actual girlfriend when discussing sweethearts; he said nothing about Gal-pal. I'm wondering who this was meant for. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 17:54, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:He says " Who is now Chris's girlfriend!" so it must be Jackie. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 18:00, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Picture ==
Added a little picture of Chris's mug from the beginning of the video. It shows more of his horrible aging. Someone do me a favor and add a better caption to it because mine sucks. [[User:Magi-chan|Magi-chan]] 18:06, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

==New Glasses?==
Is it just me, or do those frames look shinier than usual? Maybe it's the rare inclusion of sunlight in his room, but still...--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 18:27, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== What was that at the end? ==

I heard a faint voice at the tail end of the video. I think it was Barb saying "Hello" to Chris. Did anyone hear that, too? --vofdoom38, 18:33, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
Nice catch. Added a little bit to the transcript.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 18:39, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2010-09-26T01:39:20Z

AdderCress: /* Transcript */

[[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]]
'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video Chris uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]]. He then proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|Titanic]] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.

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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Lars' Ship has Sunk
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C3mv4UjTblU}}
| stardate = 25 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

{{quote|The consequences will never be the same|Chris on breaking LEGO}}
[[File:ChrisAging.jpg|thumb|Chris <s>in 20 years</s> today.]]
===Transcript===
Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [[Chris and English|[means to say "an obsession"]]], with model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat!

[''Moves "boat" down to mat of some kind'']

[''High pitched voice'']
"Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Chris's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! An iceberg!"
[''Wails and breaks boat apart'']

It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [Steps on the "ship"] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, then zooms in''] Weak as dirt.

[''Points upwards''] The consequences will never be the same. [''this line mimics [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter Jessi Slaughter's father]''] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my muscles]]. [''A faint voice, perhaps [[Barb]], says "Hello"'']
[''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends'']

==See Also==

*[[Jackie]]
*[[Twin Falling Towers]], in which Chris mocked another tragedy

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2010-06-30T23:08:12Z

AdderCress: /* Sources */

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T22:57:50Z

AdderCress:

._. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Gah! Looks like it's been removed. Hopefully someone snagged it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 22:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T22:57:03Z

AdderCress:

._. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
Gah! Looks like it's been removed. Hopefully someone snagged it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 22:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

AdderCress:

{{Rename}}

'''05142010''' is a 15 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his fanbase by discussing the [[death]] of a girl [http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/bs-virginia-lacrosse-20100515,0,7921868.story|girl who was murdered by her boyfriend] after [[Matthew_5_27,_CWC_Confessions|cheating]] on him. The girl in question attended the [[University of Virginia]] located in [[Charlottesville]], which seems to be the only reason why Chris knows or cares about her. Note that Chris has stated in the past he is willingly ignorant of news events (he hates "bad news") and hearing him discuss something of national interest is a rarity. After this, he goes on to blame the [[trolls]] and [[autism]] for his problems with females.

In this video, a new shirt emerges which seems to say "I got what I deserve." However the last word is partially illegible due to it being stuck between his rolls of stomach [[McDonalds|fat]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 05142010
| video = {{#ev:youtube|IThZIRAMNbc}}
| stardate = 15 May 2010
| subject = {{Autism|Life}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = Pity Shirt
| previous = [[100_2178]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==

[''A loud fan is humming in the background.'']

[[Captain's log]], the 14th of, uh May, 2010. [''adjusts his glasses''] I would like to take this, uh, brief moment to... talk about, uh, a loca- local... recent events. Like, uh, yeah, I understand... recen- I understand recently that there was a girl who was, uh, murdered at UPA by her ex-boyfriend. She was on the lacrosse team. [''glasses removal''] It was very sad... for a- for a woman. He just kicked the door in and banged her head against the wall, and totally ruined her right side and- right side of her head. She died from that.

And then she- and then he [[Chris and English|tooked]] her computer, 'cause apparently there was some... there was an email on there that he sent her. And he didn't want that to get out. Sure got out by now. [''pause''] That's very sad. I h- and I, uh, hope that- I hope that, if they haven't done so already, that the lacrosse team for UP- for UPA... wins, in memory of that- in memory of that girl.

And yeah, it was not an accident. He- as, as so that the, uh, dude claims to say as it was. 'Cause if he had not- if he had no intention of killing her, he would- he would not have banged her against the wall. No accident. He should get a whole- she'd get like 20 years in jail. That's what he deserves for that. He deserves jail time and hard time... banging rocks, making license plates. So he can repay... debt to society for... the ''shock'' from this girl's murder.

And also, uh... yeah, uh, also the other events around the world, uh... yeah, slip in mind right now, but... I am- well, I do watch the news. And, uh, when I have a thought about a recent event I feel is of, uh... good tal- of, uh, worth my talkin' about, then I will. I will record it, and I will... talk about it.

And also, yeah. [[Autism]] the ner- a little mention about that from my point of view. Uh, ap- apparently, uh, not- not just- uh, the fact that we are unable to soc- unable to socialize... but at least from my point of view, uh... in a crowded- in a crowded event or section, very crowded, where it's not easy for me to [[Chris and his ego|get much attention]]... I- I just wa- I just likely tend to freeze up vocally. I, uh, I can pretty much, uh, do body language fair enough, but it's like... can't get a word out... of my throat. I mean, not even so much as a hello.

[''puts his fist to his forehead, apparently [[stress]]ed'']

[[Lie|I am not a bad man]]. I am not- have no... intention- uh, anything negative of that sort. I'm just ver- I'm just... damn shy from the autism. Freezing me up. And I am working on that. I just... need he- I just need help from... my-- I just need help from my fr- from my ''real'' friends, real people... 'Cause I can't just expect... women that fall into my lap like that. I mean, if was that easy, then- if it was that easy, then... at this point, especially over the Internet... Definitely be [[Julie|an]] [[Ivy|action]] [[Kacey|of a]] [[Sydney Contacts|troll]], so... I can tell- I can tell the difference right there.

Made me paranoid... you did... damn trolls.

[''puts his glasses back on''] Leave you all with that for today, and, uhh... wait 'til another day when I have another thought about recent events. [''flashes the peace sign, then reaches to turn off the camera''] Have a good day.

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