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Talk:Cheerleader

2012-02-25T22:10:51Z

Admiral Klank:

That bit with the "Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!" is from ''something,'' I just can't place what. Anyone?

I believe it's from the Proud Family. That's all a quick google search got me. Though I assume it's been around for a lot longer and Chris caught it through pop culture somewhere.[[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]]

Talk:Cheerleader

2012-02-25T22:10:15Z

Admiral Klank:

That bit with the "Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!" is from ''something,'' I just can't place what. Anyone?
I believe it's from the Proud Family. That's all a quick google search got me. Though I assume it's been around for a lot longer and Chris caught it through pop culture somewhere.

Talk:Cheerleader

2012-02-25T22:09:57Z

Admiral Klank:

That bit with the "Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!" is from ''something,'' I just can't place what. Anyone?
I believe it's from the Proud Family. That's all a quick google search got me. Though I assume it's been around for a lot longer and Chris caught it through pop culture somewhere.[[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]]

Talk:Cheerleader

2012-02-25T22:09:39Z

Admiral Klank:

That bit with the "Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!" is from ''something,'' I just can't place what. Anyone?
I believe it's from the Proud Family. That's all a quick google search got me. Though I assume it's been around for a lot longer and Chris caught it through pop culture somewhere.[[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 14:09, 25 February 2012 (PST)

Talk:Cheerleader

2012-02-25T22:09:27Z

Admiral Klank:

That bit with the "Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!" is from ''something,'' I just can't place what. Anyone?
- I believe it's from the Proud Family. That's all a quick google search got me. Though I assume it's been around for a lot longer and Chris caught it through pop culture somewhere.[[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 14:09, 25 February 2012 (PST)

Mailbag 35

2011-01-09T22:57:57Z

Admiral Klank:

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 35''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 8 [[January 2009]]. [[Chris]] answered them on the same day.

Chris removed three letters without saving them. Two were about [[Asperchu]], and more importantly, how much ''better'' it is than [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. The final one was a response to the [[Mailbag 34#Wild weekend|wild weekend]] letter from the prior mailbag, calling Chris out on how gay he acts. It remains unclear if he's permanently deleting these letters out of rage, or out of fear that his fans might see them.

Two of Chris's answers stand out as outright disturbing, one in which he openly advises a man to buy his son a prostitute, and one in which he ''almost'' disagrees with Nazi concentration camps. Other notable responses include Chris raging against tattoos, advising we go through nine seasons of [[South Park]] in order to fully appreciate a joke he stole, and his continual refusal to just fucking kill [[Simonla]] already.

==Answered==
===I think he wanted a specific verse===
{{Email|From: captaintuggers@gmail.com

Dear Chris:

You say that you are against cousin marriage because it is "unholy." Where in the Bible does it say that God forbids marriage between cousins?}}
{{EmailReply|Oh, I don't know... How about the part where it says DO NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER OR BROTHER OR SISTER. It is the SAME THING.}}

===In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>
Hi Chris!

Thanks for answering my question in such a quick and mature manner! I suppose I should have told you the ages of my children. I have three kids, two of which are boys and one of which is a girl. Mike Junior is the eldest at 16 years, with my daughter Katherine being the middle child at 15. My youngest (Jeremy) is 8. Mike Jr reads it seperately from the rest of us.

My oldest son has some trouble with the ladies, but he REALLY wants to have sex. He's of legal age in our state. I was thinking of taking him to an escort service and letting him have his first time with one of them. One of my coworkers suggested doing this to help my son gain some self confidence with the ladies, as his father did this for him when he was that age and my coworker has tons of girlfriends. Don't worry, I wouldn't let him go off with any lady that looked diseased or ugly!

I briefly mentioned this to my son during a bonding session while we were watching some porn. (At your suggestion I stopped showing it to the two youngest children.) He really seemed to like the idea, although his mother is adverse to it. I don't want to make my [[heartsweet]] angry, so I figured that I'd ask you.

Is it ok for me to buy my son sex? He's at the age of consent where we live and he's been asking me lately if I was actually serious about it. He thinks that it would be a great way to get his hormones in check as well as practice speaking to women.

Thanks for the advice!!

Mike}}
{{EmailReply|I would agree to this step for your son. It would definitely be a self-confidence booster. I highly recommend making sure the woman was tested and checked to be S.T.D.-Free beforehand. And maybe do this once or twice (twice if the first time goes off prematurely and awry). To your wife, I say this. Madam, I understand how you feel about this as a considerate and caring mother, but you have to open your mind and heart; your children have to grow up sometime, and the first sexual intercourse is a Big Step in that. Have faith in your son practicing it safely and responsibly. And another expression comes to mind, and I hope it does not offend you, madam. [[Barbara|"Cut the Umbilical Cord."]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}

===When they talk about sharing needles that's not what they mean===
{{Email|From: Mark Landry <modat5@yahoo.com>

Hey Chris,

What's the deal with not getting a tattoo? Are you afraid that it'll hurt? Because I can tell you for a fact it doesn't. I've got tattoos all up my arms and a huge piece on my back and they never hurt me when I got them. Also, the amount of pussy I've gotten because of them is mind blowing! Chicks really dig tattoos man, but don't be wearing that piece of shit fake tattoo you got from [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica, that'll turn them off.}}
{{EmailReply|It's not the pain that bothers me, but how about the DIRTY NEEDLES; they are likely NOT to have been cleansed between uses, and DISEASES can be transferred. THINK ABOUT IT!}}

===No comment===
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Christian,

I am deeply hurt.

You called me self-gloated, self-boasting, and self-egotistical. I can imagine no more hurtful words than these.

If I was any of those things, don't you think I would have put myself in my comics? Because that is what an self-egotistical person would do, right? They say you never write yourself into your own work, as it is disastrous for writing. I followed that rule and kept it all about ASPERCHU, not myself.

Well, not entirely ASPERCHU. I did include Sonichu in my comic. And YOU. but not MYSELF. I included YOU because I wanted your approval, that's all.

I hope you feel good about causing so much pain.

Alec Benson Leary}}
''Chris added a reply template to this letter, but never typed a response.''

===No comment II: Electric Boogaloo===
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

One more thing, Mr. Weston Chandler: Can you tell me how exactly my ASPERCHU is a [[Parody]] of your Sonichu, when ASPERCHU has the Aspergers, which you say is NOT RELATED to the Autism? I asked you this in my last letter, but you did not read it apparently. Consider the Question, as I believe it will set you STRAIGHT.

Alec Benson Leary}}
''Chris left this letter in Mailbag 35, but made no effort to answer it at all.''

===In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from===
{{Email|From: Ben Hat Dick <ben3156@live.com>

Dear Chris,

As I was reading [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu issue 10]], I noticed on page 32 that The Devil was quoted in saying "Where the hell would I go, Detroit?"

Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}
{{EmailReply|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of [[God and Jesus]] and opened his own church to save the children. While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam. Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, "Well where was I going to go, Detroit?" Look it up on [[YouTube]] or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, [[PS3|Playstation 3]], [[HEXBox]] or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}

===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===
{{Email|From: Some One <someone_309@hotmail.com>
Hey Chris, you said that although you feel comfortable around other races, you still refuse to date a [[Niggos|black woman]].

Are you willing to date a Asian, Native or Hispanic woman?

Also, can you please explain, in detail, why you refuse to date a Black women? I do not think that race would matter in holding a happy relationship.}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I would date Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries. Second, call me [[Chris and race|Old Fashioned]], but I never saw a black woman being my wife in any of my dreams of me and my white baby daughter.}}

===Male pattern lying===
{{Email|From: Stephanie Liberman <theinitialsoreness@yahoo.com>

My dad is going [[hair|bald]] like you. Do you think he should get a toupee or just wear hats from now on? }}
{{EmailReply|I am not going bald.}}

===It's entirely possible Chris actually believes what he's saying here===
{{Email|From: Harry Huu <harry.r.huu@gmail.com>

A GamePlace employee told me why you were banned from the store. He said it was because you harrassed kids(yelling at them and acting childish eve thought you are an adult) and Snyder used an excuse to get you out of the store.

So why were you really kicked out of [[Wendy's]]. did you harass kids?

[[Yawning Squirtle]] rocks! Bill the scientist is meh.}}
{{EmailReply|I have never harassed any children.}}

===DO IT FAGGOT===
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com>

Chris, just kill [[Simonla]] already for the love of god.

-Evan

simonchucomics.deviantart.com}}
{{EmailReply|NO.}}

===Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots===
{{Email|From: habanerochillidog@gmail.com

Chris,

You said that [[Magi-chan]] monitors people to make sure they don't do anything homosexual. Are you seriously saying that Magi-chan psychically watches everyone in [[CWCville|CWCVille]] have sex, to make sure it's not homo, or otherwise deviant? That's nothing but a disgusting invasion of privacy. Why anyone would choose to live in a city where a purple hedgehog watches you have sex with your significant other every night is utterly beyond my comprehension. Can you enlighten me as to why anyone lives in CWCVille?}}
{{EmailReply|It is a clean, secure, orderly and safe city.}}

===If Chris hates Asperchu so much, why is he advertising for him?===
{{Email|From: ilastsawmymarbles18723@gmail.com

Hello! I really love your comic, I've been following it almos ever since you put it up on the Internet. I was so happy to see that Sonichu and Asperchu are friends, maybe they can team up and fight evil together in your comic too?

Also this is just so cute! http://tinyurl.com/y9hu5za

Did you contribute your artistic skill to that wiki? It looks really nice! It could use some more info about Sonichu though, and his friendship with Asperchu. Maybe you could help them out there? Most of it is free to edit!

Well, thanks! Keep on zapping to the extreme!

- Marbles}}
{{EmailReply|Sonichu, [[Rosechu]] and I have NO ASSOCIATION WHATSOEVER With "Asperchu". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}

===Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris===
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]] <gillianseed@suremail.info>

''"Go watch "The 40-Year Old [[Virgin]]."''

Looks like you didn't read my email. Yes, I've seen the 40 Year Old Virgin. Why else would I bring it up?

Looks like you haven't seen it, so let me explain. It was a comedy, where the joke was a 40 year old who loses his virginity. Emphasis on "joke." Also, keyword here being "comedy."

You know, "comedy" in the same sense that anvils falling out of the sky is comedy?

Sadly though, real life isn't as funny. In real life, you don't walk into a bar and say ouch. You walk into a bar and order a drink. And when you turn 30, you don't lose your virginity.

Also another fun fact. Notice how the character and name of the movie is still called "40 Year Old Virgin" despite the fact that he isn't one at the end?

Real life is the same. A guy who loses his virginity at 18 or 20 is considered normal. A guy who was still a virgin at 30 is a stigma that never goes away.

Do you want to be remembered forever as guy who was the 30 year old virgin? Or even 31, 32, or even worse?

Just trying to help. I'd hate to see anyone end up like that.

Sincerely,
Gillian Seed}}
{{EmailReply|I have had a copy of the [[DVD]] of the movie, UNRATED, since the day it came out on DVD, and I have watched it over 20 times. And to the rest of your e-mail, I say you have YOUR OWN ISSUES to make ammends to. Go See a Psychiatrist.}}

===In which Chris almost figures it out===
{{Email|From: Dr. [[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Josef Mengele]] <JosfeMegele@auschwitztdoctors.net>

Dear Christian,

My name is Josef Mengele, I am a doctor studying homosexuals and seeking proper treatment for them. I recently read your most recent issue about homosexuals being cured by your blood to stop the gay gene and I must say I am impressed by your intelligence with regards to homosexuality and knowing it is genetic.

I have several proposals for dealing and treating with homosexuals and I was wondering if I could get some cross examination of my theories from a like minded individual. I believe that we are very close to isolating the elusive “gay gene” in the human genome list. However, finding gays who want to be cured is very hard work! I have proposed to my government body on many occasions the marking of homosexuals, (making them wear rainbow emblems on themselves at all times), and the gathering of homosexuals onto trains and planes to take them to camps where we can better study them and hopefully find a final solution to the homosexual problem. Some people -- mainly the homosexuals -- get really offended when I suggest this… Then again they’re gay and don’t know any better.

Am I wrong in my idea that we should mark homosexuals with a friendly pin so people know they are gay? I think it would be most helpful if we could gather them all up and study them in one location! After all if we are able to implement the [[Wikipedia:Final Solution|final solution]] and rid homosexuality forever wouldn’t it be a good thing? I think homosexuals need to see that this is for the betterment and good of mankind and cooperate more.

Sincerely,

Dr. Josef Mengele}}
{{EmailReply|Your ideas are good, but I do see flaws on them; the wearing of pins would be considered Manditory, yet this a Free Country with Civil Rights; the individuals may choose NOT to wear them even though they have them. And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term "Camp" not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas. And lessen the required number for the study; maybe select 5 or 10 homosexual individuals to help, and offer compensation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Ain't no sex like jail sex===
{{Email|From: Madison B. Henderson <mhendersonb@yahoo.ca>

Hello, Christian

You said that you intend to video tape yourself having sex with a woman against her wishes. This is extremely illegal and considering your arrest record, you would go straight to prison, where you belong. It doesn't matter that you intend to blurr out her face. Guys like you are used like sexual currency in prisons and you should bear that in mind before you commit this grievous crime. Any Americans reading this should report you to the police to stop you commiting the crimes you have threatened to do.}}
''Chris added a reply template to the bottom of this letter, but failed to answer it.''

==Gone Forever==
===Jivin ain't never getting tied down===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Fred_West|Fred West]]

Dear Chris,

In your amazingly drawn Asperchu comics I was wondering if the character Jivin will ever find his true eternal heartsweet?

Fred West}}

===Chris loses another "fan"===
{{Email|From: Anthony R. <anthony197930@hotmail.com>
Chris,

After your disrespectful response to my previous e-mail, I wanted to let you know that I am ABANDONING you and your comic FOREVER. You see, I have found a much more superior product in Asperchu (http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu), and I will never ever read your comic again. You should learn that fans should be treated with respect, and the way that you treat your fans is unacceptable.

Normally, I would say, "until next time" here, but since I will never talk to you again, I will just bid you adieu.

-Anthony R.}}

===If Chris wasn't so gay, he would have nothing to worry about===
{{Email|From: Chet Wallace <mississippimudboghellnite@aol.com>

Hey asshole,

Don't edit out lines from my email and pretend I never said them like the little chickenshit pansy you are. I said if you secretly taped a girl having sex with you and put it on the internet people would think you were a pervert and it would do nothing at all to prove your heterosexuality. I've seen videos of you drinking your own semen, wearing adult diapers, and videos of you dancing naked with an imaginary gay man (I think you called him "Ivan") in your bathroom. People will just think you're a pervert who drinks his own [[semen]], wears adult diapers, pretends to dance naked with men in the shower AND gets off on secretly filming chicks without their consent. I mean, maybe if you didn't go around acting like a fag people wouldn't call you gay.

Chet

(P.S. I am not a homophobe)}}

{{Mailbag}}

Animal Crossing Documentary

2010-11-27T18:15:59Z

Admiral Klank:

[[Chris]]’s hour-long "'''[[Animal Crossing]] Documentary'''" is a video featured on his [[DVD]], where you can watch him reach the peak of his maturity.

==Analysis==
The video offers tours of two different towns saved on two different memory cards. The town of [[Cwcville]] is home to [[Sonichu]], who wears a Sonichu outfit. The town of Cwc City is home to [[Crystal]], who wears a [[Rosechu]] outfit.

Some of the narration centers around Chris complaining to [[Nintendo]] about his many personal problems. He [[Chris and his ego|expects]] the company to remember his [[fan]] letters regarding his dreams. He also implies that the company should send him [[Chris and reality|birthday presents]], reissue trading cards that went out of print so Chris can collect them, and adopt his fan characters as official [[Pokémon]]. He also expresses his distaste for [[Sony|the PlayStation and the PS2]], but speaks fondly of many obsolete consoles he owns that weren't made by Nintendo. He also mentions he dislikes a ''[[Wikipedia:Beyblade: Super Tournament Battle|Beyblade]]'' game because it's "[[Chris and reality|not real]]" which is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|disturbing]] in retrospect.

The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]' debut album is featured prominently, as Chris sings several of the songs aloud and has the CD on repeat playing quietly in the background. [[Yellow is a Mellow Color]] plays at least three times in the span of an hour. He also sings along to parts of the game. Much like the boatman Charon ferried the souls of the damned to Hades, a character shuttles Sonichu across a river while Chris sings in the voice that got him fired from [[Wendy's]]. The singing becomes high-pitched gibberish after two stanzas.

There are a few odd moments, like where Chris compares two fighting insects to ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', says a [[Niggos|dark-skinned]] hippopotamus reminds him of [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|Sanford and Son]], and talks about his strained relationship with his father. Chris also doesn't mention the [[Wikipedia:Joy to the World (Hoyt Axton song)|bullfrog character named Jeremiah]], showing his ignorance of popular [[music]] outside of crappy 90's pop music and whatever ancient music [[Bob]] likes. Also he will gladly pull weeds in this game but not in [[Father Call|real life]].

Chris mentions "profit" from selling in-game items over and over again. This in no way involves real money and is just Chris selling easily-found items dropped by the game to purchase more furniture and crap, which he finds validating. Chris probably enjoys the game because it showers him with rewards for completing simple tasks, none of which are challenging or stressful.

This is Chris at his most infantile, immersing himself in a game full of soft animal characters with no conflict or challenge, telling jokes that [[Random access humor|aren't really jokes]] and singing horrible songs in a horrible voice.

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name=Animal Crossing Documentary
| image = {{#ev:googlevideo|-4734277862198455846}}
| Stardate = 22nd [[November 2003]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}, {{Website|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The City of Cwicville Tour!#Watch|The City of Cwicville Tour]]
| next = [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
}}</center>

===Outline===

{| class="wikitable"
| 00:01-01:24 || Introduction
|-
| 01:25-19:39 || Tour of Cwcville (part 1 of 2)
|-
| 19:40-25:19 || Trip to Cwcville Island
|-
| 25:20-35:24 || Tour of Cwcville (part 2 of 2)
|-
| 35:25-36:44 || Interlude
|-
| 36:45-52:39 || Tour of Cwc City
|-
| 52:40-53:39 || Interlude
|-
| 53:40-55:54 || Conclusion
|}

==Transcription==

'''Introduction'''

[Gamecube startup screen with Chris singing along]

[[[Nintendo]] screen with Chris saying "Nintendo"]

[00:24]

Hello [[Nintendo]]! Welcome to my ''Animal Crossing'' for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston chandler. I live in [[Ruckersville]], Virginia and I is [''sic''] 21 years old and I play because I am young at heart. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my city...in ''Animal Crossing''.

[''Goes to main menu'']

[00:48]

The city's name is CWCville. See, those are my initials CWC. That's why it is spelled that way.

[''Picking menu options'']

[01:01]

And my character's name is Sonichu. You may remember him from, ahh, previous letters I have sent to you guys in the past.

[01:10]

[''Game starts to load town'']

Anyway we are going to get set up now. [''Chris starts singing'']

[''Game is done loading'']

We usually do have a good time.

[1:25]

So anyway, stepping out is my character [[Sonichu]]. He's wearing the [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] with the character on it. Like I said you might remember his face. And there's his actual face.

[''Shows a sign with the face of Sonichu on it'']

You remember the rest of his body you see the whole picture.

And before we get to the daily routines I'm goin' let you...I'm goin' to take you on a tour of my [[house]] as well as uh, as well as you know, uh, a daily routine. We'll take a tour of the town, but first the house. You see this logo here, that is the logo to [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|my website on the internet]]. If you would like to visit, here is the address. I'm going to leave it up for a few seconds.

[''Shows the address to his website for a few seconds'']

[2:02]

Alright, that's enough. Now we're gonna take a [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of my house]].

Turn on the light so you can see better. This is my first floor, obviously. I keep things well organized. I got enough room to walk around in; I can even do a dance, wanna see me do I bit?

[''Chris begins to sing'']

[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Yellow is a mellow color]] 
Yes it is a mellow color 
Sonichu zaps a lightning 
EEEEEHHHHH mellow color 

[''Chris stops singing'']

Yeah. Course...a...when I...a... do a dance. I usually like to have my uh...audience.

[''Chris puts a wallpaper up on his house, resembling wrestling fans who just witnessed a Stone Cold Stunner.'']

Dodedododododoo. But since it's getting close to [[Christmas]], I have the snowflakes on the wall instead. And I keep it in this closet. So anyway here's a fun thing. This snowman he teach me how to play piano. And by the way just to let you know in case...a...you can hear the...a...music in the background.

[''Chris appears to be playing [[So Need A Cute Girl]]'']

Those are my karaoke numbers that I actually ma...that I actually made up lyrics to, and I have played and, uh, sang my voice over the originals. So let me give you an example; may I Mister Snowman? "Please go right ahead!" Alright.

[''Chris begins to sing again while Sonichu bangs on the piano, which emits no sound'']

[[Dirty_crapped_briefs|Tell me why]] 
I'm stuck as a 
[[Virgin with Rage]]? 
[[Semen#Recycling|Tell me why]] 
I so need a 
Cute Girl my age 
[[Medallions_of_Fail|Tell me why]] 
I never wanna 
Hear you say 
I have a boyfriend!

[''Chris stops singing'']

And that was inspired by a [[Love Quest|real thing]]. By the way that's your website...that is your website isn't it? Nintendo.com, it's a nice place to visit; but we cannot live there. Which brings us up to our next subject...

[''A calendar of November appears on the screen'']

...the [[diary]]. You guys did a good job of it going back and forth within a 12 month radius. By the way, this is my birthday, right here my actual birthday, I was born in 1982. You guys...in case you want to take a note there. OK, that's long enough. So anyway uh, it does make a...not only does it work for a calendar, but it makes for a good monthly journal. As for a monthly journal entry here in November.

[''Chris begins to scroll up and down his journal entry'']

Yeah I tried to get a girlfriend because, I don't have a girlfriend. But I have made up a poem, let you guys read it.

{{quotebox|My dreams of getting a girlfriend was crushed by the medeling [''sic''] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|"Mary Lee Walsh."]] 
Christian Chandler. 
November 4, 2003 
Saddest Heart in the World 
Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, the "Mastermind" is very bad. In efforts of getting a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free gal]], that female dog took my only idea for a fall. Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, I'll never remove my virginity. And with Backstreet Boys' tune, I sing my lonesome croon: "Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage. Tell me why, I so need a...}}

All right. Scroll down a little bit as we go along.

''...cute girl my age. Tell me why, I ain't ever wanna hear you say 'I have a boyfriend.'" And so, deep in dreary thought, a girl was what I sought. A stitch in time, will never remove my...''

It's a very good pro...poem, because I am an artist, as well as a poet. I make a rhyme every time.

''...crying rhyme. I may be destined for loneliness forever, fate is to blame...whatever. I conclude this cry, to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.''

Anyway that's my poem, but in case...a, you didn't notice here. Look right here, "Tell me why, I'm stuck as a virgin with rage." I put my song lyric in here because it was inspired; because I do not have a girlfriend. You know why, cause I have a [[Noviophobia|phobia]] that every girl I talk to she already has a boyfriend.

Right. So anyway moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs. One of 'em's fake you know which one I'm talking about, does April 1st strike a bell? So my favorite game is right here.

[''"Would you like to play 
[[Fail|DK Jr MATH?]]"'']

I like it because...a, it really challenges the mind in the math area and gets your memory fresh there. And by the way notice the two logos here?

[''Chris is making a motion towards the GameCube and N64 logos'']

It's a good way to welcome the guests, that come into your house. Ol' Nintendo 64 on the left, and GameCube on the right, caught them before an after deal. Oh and look at this, a good little south feng shui here. Of course makes for a good welcome mat. Speaking of feng shui, I've got my red items against the east side. And helps of getting more NES games; specially that Wario's Woods. By the way, how the heck do you get that game anyway? I mean all you tell us do to is to go to Animal Island. And then what the heck do we do? You should have given us more details, back in the previous issue of uh, the Crossing Guardian.

Speaking of which I've been a long time subscriber. So therefore I've got all their previous issues. And I time travel back and forth when I start ''Animal Crossing'' to collect a few items, but in respect to uh...time traveling back because I missed a few items, I made a new character named "Tim Timetale" and, uh, he time-traveled back and got the remaining items, give them to me, as well as the other character I made up, and, uh, the, uh, the other city in Slot B, which, uh, I'll tell you about that later.

[6:45]

[''Character walks up stairs to the second floor of house'']

Anyway, we're going upstairs. This is my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. It's a lot of fun, isn't it, because I like to make things fun since, you know, I'm young at heart. And here's a fun joke. Turn on the [[TV]] sit down and watch TV while I wait t-to get on the [[Internet]]. It's a good way to kill time anyway. Anyway, here's the fake [''brings up caption for the April Fool's NES game, Super Tortimer'']. Sound familiar? Right [''[[sigh|sighs]]'']. Anyway, this is my bed. The harvest bed. Nice choice, isn't it? I'm going to take a quick nap.

[7:17]

[''Character lays down on bed while Chris makes snoring noises too close to the microphone'']

OK. Nap's over. All right. You want to see my music collection? [''Brings up music menu''] It's all good. I got them all courtesy of K.K. Slider. Well, of course, the first one was a freebie from the e-Reader card. "Swipe, Swipe, Swipe". Anyway, here's the fan and the Mario Brothers stuff. Oh, and uh you notice what time it is? It's 1:15. Good time to start. In the afternoon.

[7:48]

[''Character walks down stairs to first floor of house'']

Anyway, now we're going down to the basement.

[''Character walks down stairs to the basement of house'']

Let me just turn on the lights. I keep my models down here. It's a nice little aero fa [sic] models, and I leave enough room for me to walk around in. Well. That's a cute joke.

''"Hey. Stop. You're under arrest."'' 
''"What for?"'' 
''"For, uh, being the black market, you red fox.''" 
''"Ah, geez."'' ''

And I got both houses. Yeah, I scored that high with the HRA. Notice this train? I wonder where it's headed to. It's probably headed over to the memory card in Slot B. I'll tell you about that city later. Anyway. This is where I do my cooking. If, uh, if you can ever do your cooking in ''Animal Crossing'' for Nintendo GameCube. I have that DVD. And this is the fridge. I could store my food in there, but I can't. What? Does it have a padlock on it or something? Oh, look. Here's my phone. Let's make a phone call. [''Pulls up phone menu, calling the Dial-a-Psychic''] Hello? Thank you. Good advice. Hey. Let's have a seat on this thing. I like this thing. Listen to this. [''Character sits on the couch and it makes a fart noise'']. Let me do that again. [''Character again jumps on the couch as it makes a fart noise''] One more time. [''Character again jumps on couch with predictable results''] OK. That's enough. Too much fun and [[Lie|you'll die laughing]].

[9:04]

[''Character walks up stairs to first floor of house'']

So anyway. That's my house. Let me just turn off the lights before I leave.

[''Character walks out the front door of house'']

Alright, now where going to go through my daily routines. As well as a tour of the town.

[''Pause menu pops up'']

You notice I've got an empty inventory. And by the way, here's a good rule of thumb. Keeping my shovel, net, pole, axe, and letters here on the bottom row. You know why? I'll tell you bout that when we get to the next shop. Anyway, I usually check my mail; what do you know I got three presents. Let's see what this one is though. [[Bob]].

''How ARE you, Sonichu? Well now, I bet your bottom Bell you didn't expect me to cut out and split town, huh? Nope, I shocked the world! I'm turning over a new leaf- see you on the flip side! Laters, Bob''

Oh I guess he moved out, oh well.

[''Sonichu proceeds to throw out poor Bob's letter, then collect his gifts from the remaining letters'']

Anyway, let's see what we got from the, uh, probably from the museum; because I did up those fossils and uh...I sell them. Makes a nice profit.

[''Sonichu throws away all three letters'']

I just quickly uh read through them and then throw them away. You know like...junk mail! You could also say pop-ups if they had "x's" on em.

[''Sonichu begins to open his gifts'']

See what we got here, A dinosaur track, a Tricera tail, and a dinosaur egg. Well that'll make a nice profit. By the way, in case you missed it the first time I'll put it up again.

[''Once again shows the address to his website'']

Ok you got it, alright now. Before we head to Nook's shop which will be the last stop on the tour; we go- we're gonna take the rest of the tour here. Alright let's see. Well this is the train station. But I travel to the other city which I'll tell you about now. The name of the city is CWCcity. Spelled C-W-C-c-i-t-y, we'll visit there later, but not by train of course. It'll be a hou-It'll be a run by the, uh, character named [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]], C-r-y-s-t-a-l, when we get there. All right. Oh, look at this, a hole in the ground.

[''opens the menu to equip his golden shovel'']

Yeah, you see, sometimes there's an item in CWCcity. I don't have it here in CWCville because I have CWCville a lot longer than CWCcity. I bring stuff from CWCcity over here.

[''he digs up the buried item - it's a folding chair'']

'Cause obviously I did not collect this one yet. I got good memory.

[''Sonichu screws up and digs another hole; he cleans both of them up'']

Yeah, and also I got a good taste for music because I grew up on music. So anyway let's move on with- oh, you notice this [a golden statue of Sonichu]? You know why this is here?

[''This statue was erected in honor of Sonichu's full loan repayment!'']

I paid my debt. And this is Sonichu's mug again, right next to the master.

[''Sonichu runs past a sign reading "H.F.A." with two almost invisible red eyes'']

Oh, look at this. H.F.A. And very mean eyes. Must mean something bad. ...I know what it means. I'll tell you about it at the end of the documentary here. Uh, the city of CWCville and CWCcity, or otherwise all the deal [?] in ''Animal Crossing'' for Nintendo GameCube, in a nutshell.

[''Sonichu enters the acre with the post office on it'']

So anyway, here's the post office, do my mailing and such and the e-Reader swipes. By the way there's a good way to profit from the e-Reader, I'll tell you about it in CWCcity.

[''Sonichu comes across a shining ring in the ground'']

Oh, what do you know! A money spot. I'll just dig up the thousand bells.

[''Sonichu pulls a shovel out of his inventory and digs up the money sack'']

Yep, thousand bells, just bury that up. Mmm, drag it up there. Use the R button to quickly pick up the items.

[''Sonichu enters the acre with the dump in it, he enters it'']

Anyway, here's the dump. I come here first, pick up the- whatever items I want every time I start ''Animal Crossing''. Hmm, got a shirt, what do we have here? A plant. I's have picked up a pothos before so I know it's a plant.

[''Sonichu starts wandering into some acres filled with trees'']

I don't really use plants in my house you n-n-noticed, essept for that Christmas Tree but that's for, you know, the holidays. Anyway she's around here, I want to show you my favorite character that I kind of got to know from the start.

[''Sonichu finds his way into an acre with a house on it'']

Oop, she just went in. So let's go say hello.

[''Sonichu follows some blue cat into a house and rams into it'']

Yeah uhm, uhm, would you come out here please?

[''Sonichu walks back into the center of the room and back into the blue cat, he pushes it into a corner'']

Mmm... Darnit, I can't see her but anyway uh, I think you recognize her. Oh here we go a little bit. Yeah mint, she's a sweety.

[''Sonichu talks to the Mint about some random crap'']

She gave me a birthday present on my 21st birthday when I time-traveled back. Talk to me!

[''Mint rambles on about how it's cold out and how winter's coming'']

[unintelligible], it's November.

[''Mint asks Sonichu if he has a heater'']

Yeah I got a heater in the basement.

[''Mint jokingly mocks him about turning on heaters during November'']

[Chris chuckles] Yea.

[''Mint says something about how it's going to get colder'']

That's right. Well, I'll see you later Minty, you're a sweety.

[''Sonichu leaves Mint's house'']

Anyway that's uhh all so on the trip. We'll take a look at all the other colorful characters we have around here.

[''The town map comes up, different acres are examined'']

Also uh every time I keep track of the-uh map so that I can see if anyone new came in. Oh, we got a new neighbor, Bertha. I haven't noticed her before. So she's obviously new. So anyway uh, let's move on.

[''Sonichu starts running through the woods and comes across some kangaroo'']

Here's another character I grew up with. Actually she moved in, and lived here most of the time. Marcy. And now she's wearing a Sonichu shirt. Sonichu is very popular in CWCville.

[''Sonichu heads south to an acre with some green mouse's house in it'']

There's [unintelligible], she just went in.

[''Sonichu heads west and finds some giraffe's house'']

And there's Elmer. He just went in, he's one of the senior citizens around here too. I say that because he's lived here- by the way our ne- our city pe- fruit is a peach. But I've grown a lot of orange, pears n such.

[14:15]

[''Sonichu heads west and finds a white cat, she says something about how CWCville is amazing'']

Oh what do you know, it's that girl from the train.

[''He talks to Blanca'']

I draw her face every time, but when I'm in a hurry I just color it, the whole thing, and she just looks like a... ''Blank face''. But I gave her a face last time.

[''Sonichu starts to head out of the acre but turns around and runs back in'']

Oh, there was another character up here on the hill.

[''Sonichu heads to a goat's house by a river'']

And she just came out, [unintelligible]. What do you know, Elmer's clothes.

[''Sonichu runs out of that acre back into the woods'']

Anyway, moving on with the tour.

[''Sonichu comes to some giant tree with a fountain thing in front of it, Chris mistakes it for a well. Some billboards are to the right of it'']

Well, [Chris chortles] good joke. Anyway I also, you know I like to use the billboards, put my signs up. There's my Sonichu site logo, there's Sonichu's mug. I got two here side by side represent the holidy and such. Yea here we got your corn that you got from the previous issue and I drew this leaf.

[''It doesn't look like a leaf'']

Obviously for Thanksgiving and the harvest festival.

[''A blue bear walks into the video'']

Oh, look there's Groucho. He's wearin' a Sonichu site shirt. Let's say hello.

[''Sonichu starts speaking with Groucho'']

Entertain me.

[''Groucho bitches about his mom and fruit'']

A [unintelligible] huh?

[''Groucho offers Sonichu an apple, Sonichu accepts'']

I-I'll take one. Yeah, it makes a nice little profit when you talk to them and most of the time it happens from the jobs.

[''Sonichu walks east and comes across a green lion's house'']

So anyway. Yeah, here's Leopold, he moved in a long time-

[''Sonichu makes his way to a green rooster's abode'']

Here's Hank, he's one of the senior citizens around here also. [unintelligible]

[''Sonichu runs to a teal hippo's house'']

Let's go see our new neighbor. Oh, here she is. She must be Bertha. Hello Bertha.

[''Sonichu talks to Bertha, Bertha talks about how nice the town is, etc.'']

It is a nice place. Heh you're scatterbrained. Ok, yeah, well see you around!

[''Sonichu heads south towards a museum'']

[Chris Grunts] Here's the Museum.

[''Sonichu heads inside'']

Let's go look at the exhibits.

[''We see the inside of the museum as Sonichu heads toward the insect section'']

First, we'll look at the bug exhibit.

[''Sonichu is now inside the insect section'']

I got most of the bugs.

I'll show 'ya. This is my bug collection, I caught them all one-by-one and donated them one-by-one.

[[I Got A Fish|Wanna' see my number of fish?]] Not as much. Not as much. Anyway, uh, all the bugs are just runnin' around here. Hey, whaddya' know, we got a couple- few bugs on the trees here. Two of them are fighting. Well, that's funny, like [[cats|Lucy and Desi]]. [[I Love Lucy|I love Lucy]].

Anyway, uh, nebit, cebit, zibit, the fish exhibit. Yeah, you can see here I caught those fish and I donated them. Hmm, this one is empty. I guess it's waiting for a kind donation. Yeah, here's a bunch of fish; here's some more fish. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

Alright, anyway, moving on with the tour the museum, take a look at the paintings. I haven't gotten them all yet, but, uh, I got a few. Here's a nice one, it's strange though. sw- why- I gu- why I'd call it a strange painting. Yeah, some of them are- most of them are just waiting for a kind donation, but I got this one from a swipe. Well, my favorite painting around here is, uh, right here. Washington crossing the Delaware, but you guys call it the Classic Paining.

Anyway, moving on. We're gonna' check out what I worked hard for and actually got done, the fossil section. All the fossils, right here; all of them! Dug them all up! Though the last one I completed and the last one I picked up was the pterodactyl. All I needed was the right wing and that completed the pterodactyl. As well as the fossil exhibit; and who's my favorite? It's obvious. Anyway- oh, you can actually see a bug in that amber, y'know? That right there, I wonder what kind of bug that is. I think it was in the, uh, insect thing. Oh well, forget it. Anyway, moving on with the tour, leaving the museum. See you later, sleeping Blathers.

Well, here's another neighbor, Cookie; She just went in. Alright. Well, anyway, uh, since we're, uh, down here, I'm gonna' tell you a couple of things. This is a- here's a- here's the dock, right here, and there's the sea turtle. Of course I usually would check around the, uh, beach lines for old Gulliver, that sailor bird. You should have called him Pelliper like the Pokémon. You notice these two signs here? You need a Game Boy Advance to get started, but when you come back, welcome to the Gamecube.

Anyway, let's go visit the island real quick, 'cuz I'll show you something fun you could do on the island. I use my Game Boy Advance SP but I do have a GBA as well. Well, I use the, uh, SP for, uh, y'know the e-Reader because y'know my Digimon players. It's, uh, easier to hold as swiping as, as compared to the, uh, GBA, the original. Yeah- this sweet young lass, so full of spunk an' sass, over tea, she tells me I gots no class.I ain't no crummy creep who lives in [[Barbara|trash heaps]]! I'm just one old sea-hun who needs some sleep. *unintelligible noises* No, I do not. *rhythmic unintelligible noises* Woooh! I know, the singing annoys me too. I just mock it, and that's- that's why I kinda' have this thing on mute anyway. I listen to my music... every time I play. I actually turn it off right after we- just after we- just as we leave the, uh, bridge there.

So, anyway, this is my island, Cwcville island. Looket all these coconuts here, "In the tropical seas with the coconut trees, we will look and see, coconut." Fine little way to make a profit. Here's Flash. "Troz." I game him that expression, like [[Wikipedia:Pinky and the Brain|''Pinky and the Brain'']]. So, let's say hello.

''[Flash asks for Sonichu's [[Fashion|rugby shirt]]]

I'll let you have it, 'cause [[Muscle bra|I don't need it]]. It doesn't look too bad on you.

Anyway, here's a fun way to make a profit, a'course, you need the Gameboy Advance for this. You shake the trees, you grab the coconuts. I put them all over her- I gathered them all over here, in this area, and then I just drag them over to the bird. And after the first three coconuts, he gives me money. And I just all put 'em back in the proper place around here. And when I come back to the island, Gamecube version, instead of the uh, on the Gamecube instead of in the Gameboy Advance, after uploading I collect the money, go as high as 30,000 bells, which is very nice.

Anyway, I'll show you what you can do on the house in the island.

[''Goes inside the house'']

I use mine as storage for the, uh, extras items I, uh, don't have room for, at home. Yeah, I got a bunch. 'Course, I got mostly wallpaper and shirts, that's why I got all these dressers.

[''Looks inside a dresser'']

But I've gotten all the uh, carpets from, uh, Sahara. She was here yesterday. Wel- How do I know? I usually keep track, I made a special sticker with my Gameboy camera and I just uh, whenever there's a holiday or ah, when there's a special event as noted by the Copper, I note it on the calender with one of those stickers, or write it down whether it's for Cwcville or Cwc City.

[''Exits the house'']

Anyway, we're going to leave the island. See you later Flash! Troz! Or Zort!

[''Goes to Kapp'n so he can leave'']

Hey Kapp'n. Yeah I'm leavin'. No thank you.

[''Gets on the boat'']

Oh, by the way Sonichu's mug is the flag of the island. Obviously. Don't worry, this time I'm not going to imitate his singin'.

Instead I'll talk about something random. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

Oh, by the way, those two characters at the tailor shop, Mabel and Sabel, are they hedgehogs or porcupines, cuz I dunno. They look like hedgehogs, and or porcupines, but ah, I'm not sure which are they. But either way, if they're hedgehogs, you got my vote on Sonic. Speaking of which, you should have make- ''Sonic Heroes'' should be Nintendo Gamecube exclusive, because [[Xbox]] and [[Sony|PlayStation 2]], my opinion is the same as yours, they both stink. Yeah, I do not even own them, I do not even want them, and that goes double for the PS One as well.

But if you want to know my game systems, I've had my Gamecube for about almost a year and a half now, got it on May thirty-first, twenty o'two. I got your SNES, Nintendo 64, NES, I got the Genesis 301, with the uh, original Genesis, 32X and Sega CD, as well as Sega Dreamcast, and a Sega Saturn. So I've got mostly all of them, I've been a Sonic fan forever, and that's why I'm glad Sonic came to Nintendo.

[''Arrives back at Cwcville'']

By the way, you all may remember, that I sent you guys a letter, talking about my dream of Sonic on Game Boy, well you go on my website, check the uh, about the author section, you'll see the ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' magazine cover I made up just for the occasion.

Anyway, welcome back to the Gamecube, let's move on with the tour, shall we? Anyway, we're gonna check the island. Oh, Lighthouse, oh will look at this, there's a weed, I pick weeds, keeps my town clean, as well as uh, Cwc City.

Oh, here's the other billboard I don't kn-know if I've shown you, [[Pokemon|Magikarp]]. that's for the fishing tourney, I drew a Magikarp just for it. Yeah, that's a Magikarp, I didn't have room for a Gyarados.

So, way, ah, here's the Tailor Shop. I got a Game Boy Advance right here as well because, you know, I can use my Gameboy Advance here. So let's go in and see what I got on display.

[''Enters Able Sisters shop'']

Yeah I mean what are they, hedgehogs or porcupines, cuz I can't tell. Anyway, I got Sonichu an Ro-, I got Sonichu right here. Oh, and by the way, this is his girlfriend, you want to know what her name is? [[Rosechu]]. See how that's spelled? Yeah, but you'll see- you'll probably see her and her body on the uh, letter that's included with the VHS here. So anyway, that's her favorite flower, called the Zapbud. Oh, and there's my Sonichu site logo, there's you acc- that you featured in ''Nintendo Power''. And a nice (swipe?) for the Poké Ball, as well as Star Fox emblem.

["Opens up his saved patterns"]

Here, let me show you the uh, rest of my uh, patterns. Most of them I put together. There's Sonic, right there. And this is Sonichu's evil twin, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]. I made the Mario as kinda like, you know, the ''Nintendo Power''. Duh. If you guys had a shirt already, and the uh, game, that's from me and then you'll find out later. Oh, because [[Clyde Cash|Spiderman]] was in town recently, I was inspired. An here's Old Glory. Let's see. Yeah, these are the uh, older patterns I uh, kinda picked up from the shirts as much. And these are patterns I put together myself, there's the Magikarp, and there are others, like you got from ''Nintendo Power'', like the corn, [[the Moon]], groovy. Groovy! I call it groovy. There's the mushroom and the mug. Oh, I got something ready for Christmas, you know, you may notice the wreath back there. Let's see, yeah, here the uh, swiped images. Ah, by the way, you remember Tim Timetrail, that's his logo right there, I call it Time Travel, it's got his name written on there, Time- Tim Timetrail.

Could you excuse me for a minute, I've got an itch in my eye. [''A few seconds pause''] Alright. Anyway, that's taken care of. Anyway, I guess.

[''Selects Time Travel shirt and moves it around'']

What'd I do that for? I'm putting it back. Anyways that's-a, images I got so far.

[''Talks to Mabel'']

No, no thank you, we got nothing. So I'll see you all later. Or ah, another day, somewhat. Hey, I think that looks uh-familar, what Mabel's sewing up, or's that Sabel? I think that's the noodle design.

[''Exits Able Sisters shop'']

Anyway, moving on. Another weed, well what do you know about that. I usually like to run, it ke-keeps me going faster. Oh, by the way, Puck lives here.

Oh, what do you know, a hole in the ground. I usuall- also usually uh, during my rounds, ["Digs up fossil"] I check for these holes. ["Raises pitch of voice"] And it's an antique! And of course, if I dig up a fossil I just quickly write a letter to the Museum. And I don't have to write anything, so I just get that out of the way real quick. I only keep my shovel in hand cuz there may be a few more holes around here somewhere. Well look at this, another weed.

Anyway, no bird today. So le- let's go see Copper, see if there's anything new at the police station.

[''Talks to Copper'']

Any goings-on? Nothing of import, huh.

It's hard to catch that b- bird you know, the uh, postal character Pete. One time I tried, but then he just flew away. Anyway, you got anything in the police station today Copper? That is uh, anything lost? Oh, we got something? Oh good, I'll go take it, I just usually pick it up and sell it later.

[''Enters police station'']

By the way, as fer the Gulliver, if he has something I have not collected yet, I'll usually keep it. Seeds? Oh well, I'll take it. I could always plant those. Cuz they won't make much of a profit. Anyway, if uh, Gulliver has a gave me something that I already have, I usually just sell it.

[''Exits Police Station'']

Makes a nice profit. Uh anyway, let's plant these flowers. Uh, here's a good place.

[''Plants flowers'']

Alright, what do you know, red tulips.

Anyway, there's ah, what's her name. Oh yeah, Portia. Anyway, uh, let's see. Oh yeah, there's Leigh right there.

Oh by the way, you know for Mint? I got her card as well, her ''Animal Crossing'' card. Oh yeah, Chuckles! He likes to wear belt buckles! [[Random Access Humor|Rhyme joke]]. So anyway, uh, moving a little north. Here's the uh, Nook Shop. I got it the best, obviously. But if it gets any better, I'll be surprised. So anyway, uh, let's go inside.

[''Enters Nook's Shop'']

See what see what look lik- See what old Nook has today. [''Sighs'']. Oh, I got to sell these items, I usually do that, I sell him the items.

[''Starts selling things to Nook'']

Items I don't need. Those fossils make a nice little profit, espeg- especially the uh, one that's not within the top five. Whoops. I pressed the B button by mistake.

[''Continues to sell, and starts to hum'']

Doops, I goofed. Yeah, foreign fruits, 500. Although the peaches only get you 100 here. By the way, same fruit in Cwc City, it's a pear. Oh, and I need a sign anyway, so I'll just go ahead and get one of those.

[''Buys sign, clicks through Nook's dialogue about using the sign, and starts humming'']

Anyway, we're going upstairs.

[''Goes upstairs'']

What do ya know, we got the gruesome twosome. They're a comical pair. Ugn, let's see, a blue dresser. Uhh, iris table, refrigerator. Yes, I got this refrigerator already, so I don't need it. I already got the water bird. I've seen those shirts before. Ugn, look at all of these two, they chase me around wherever I go, like I'm some sort kind of [[Autism|nut]] or something. Watch this.

[''Chris makes odd noises that might be mistaken for humming, as he runs around the store and watches the salesman chase him. Sometimes art does imitate real life'']

Almost caught me there. Okay, I'm leaving.

[''Goes downstairs'']

Let's see, was there any other business I need? Oh, I guess I need more paper. So I'll get a sheet, get a pack.

[''Buys paper'']

That's quick, I just pick a random style and just go with that. By the way, in case you're wondering about those button noises, I got the microphone taped to the uh, Gamecube Wavebird here.

Anyway, I'll show you something you can do with the raffle tickets you pick up from here.

[''Exits Nook's Store'']

Instead of making a [[Tour of Chris's House|mess in my house]], I bury them right here, next to the Nook Shop. It's a good place to locate them. So when I'm ready at the end of the month, I just pick up as many as I can hold.

[''Digs up raffle ticket, then buries it again'']

I'm just going to put it back, because it ain't November 30th yet. Oh I guess I don't need this shovel anymore.

[''Puts away shovel'']

Now I'm going to make use of this uh, sign here, the way I should have long time ago, because I didn't think about it. It's already been done in Cwc City, but... Right here by the Post Office, you can use your GBA, oh, well that's a bad place for it. I'm picking it back up. Oh what do you know, another weed.

[''Pulls weed'']

Must of missed that earlier. Anyway, you may post a design, Gameboy Advance, whoops.

[''Picks up sign accidentally'']

What'd I do that for, I'm puttin' it back.

[''Puts it back and adds Gameboy design again'']

There we go. [''Burps''] Excuse me. Hm, I've got well over fifty thousand, so I'm going to make a deposit.

[''Enters Post Office'']

It's ny- It's a good idea to- that you guys did have when you made this thing not only a post office. Oh, I got to mail off that fossil anyway. And I don nee- And it's a good idea to not only you make this into a post office but a bank, says your building. So anyway, see, let's make a deposit. One, two, three, four, five.

[''Deposits 50,000 bells'']

Seven hundred and fifty thousand. It's good saved. I made most of my money from the e-Reader swipes, which I'll tell you about that in Cwc City.

[''Exits Post Office'']

Anyway, uh, lets see. I guess that's it for Cwcville. You guys will be back later. And that- And when you come back, I'll tell you about this sign here. [''Sign saying "H.F.A"'']

Anyway, I'm going home, and I'm gonna save. You may save, Mister Gyroid.

[''Goes inside the house to save, hums a bit'']

You may save and quit.

[''Noise in the background, possibly the radio'']

[''Chris begins to sing''] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, hey mellow color! Yellow is a mellow color, yes it is. [''Chris stops singing'']

Okay. see you in Cwcville- I mean Cwc City.

[''Title screen'']

At this time, I switched the memory cards. Cuz, ah, I got Cwcvville currently in Slot A, and Cwc City in Slot B. I'm switching the two, putting City in Slot A and Ville in Slot B. So now I'm pressin' the start button.

And here's a resident, Iggy. Here you got- get that down. Cwc City, that's the name of the city right there.

[''Yellow Is A Mellow Color playing faintly in the background'']

And that's her name, Crystal, make sure you get that down. Alright, getting things ready. Have a blast, yeah, that's a fun thing to say.

[''Cwc City is loaded, and starts'']

Anyway ah, this is Crystal. She's wearing the uh, Rosechu look. There's a Zapbud on the door, I got Sonichu- Rosechu's mug right here. [''A sign with Rosechu's face on it''] Yeah, an her ensemble, but let's take a tour of her house first.

[''Goes inside the house'']

It ain't much since, uh, she basically got started, but she's almost done paying off her debt to old Nook. There's your website again. [''A Nintendo bench with their website on it''] Oh look, there's the R-Wing, launching into the uh, Super Mario Brother's World. [''The wallpaper is from Mario'']

Which reminds me, I got to get those two boxes to those two passwords later. Anyway, here's her diary. She got started only on November twelfth. Sonichu got started on October twenty-fourth. Anyway let's see, what else have we got here. Yeah, I got the two logos. Well would you look at that, I got them in the wrong place.

[''Starts moving around the logos'']

Oh well, I'll just move 'em. I didn't notice that before, I got 'em in the wrong place. Well that's no problem. I'll just quickly move them around. Hm, they make it loo- You guys make it look tough to move things around, but actually it's not. Let's see what time it is. Oh, it's one forty-five, huh? Well, it's getting close to being later in the afternoon.

There's her tree, she's getting ready for Christmas too. Let's take a quick trip upstairs.

[''Goes upstairs'']

She got her NES games she got collected up here. A plain old falsehood right there, Super Tortimer. Why'd you guys make that game up anyway? It's so- It's stupid. Cuz it's fake. Anyway, here's a thing. I got lucky and found this. I think I dug it up. Oh-no, wait a minute, I got it from Redd, long time ago. Oh, here's her harvest bed. I got a couple empty tables for- getting ready for a couple more NES games. [''Sighs'']

[''Goes downstairs'']

Anyway uh,

[''Continues down to the basement'']

Her basement isn't sa- as busy as uh, Cwcville, but she's got a few models down here. A couple of tracks models. Oh, there's the Moon. You guys made that thing really big you know, it's too big for me, if you ask my opinion.

Huh, Katrina's a little off, I'm just gonna move her real quick, there we go. Alright, you know there's the glove clock, you notice I had glove [[pickles|cock]]- glove clock in the basement in Cwcville as well.

Oh, you know what, ah, ruh- Crystal's worn her Rosechu outfit long enough.

[''Tries to change her outfit'']

Oops. I guess I can't do that yet. Well, never mind.

[''Goes upstairs'']

Anyway, moving on.

[''Leaves house'']

Before we take a tour of the city, I'mma tell you how to make a f- how you make a fun profit with the e-Reader. I'll check the bulletin board.

[''Checks the bulletin board'']

Ah, that's an oldie.

[''Walks to the Train Station'']

Anyway, 'course, that's the Train Station, I told you earlier about that in Cwcville. There's Rosey's mug. You see no statue cuz, she hasn't paid her debt off. That's why we're going to do this with Crystal. Oh, give me a second would ja, I got to do something real quick.

[''A few seconds pass'']

I'm having my Game Boy and my Wavebird at the same time. That's why I put it over there too.

I use my uh, SP as well here. You know, ah, my funds uh, right here, right? Help my funds. I'm gonna- show you guys something real quick- I use my Game Boy Advance SP to help me out here, since you know, the Digimon deal. Not only that, but, the noise it makes, helps me, uh, clarify, whether I uh, got the card read right. I usually do it ten at a time, I'll tell- elaborate about that more later. But I'm gonna do this on purpose, uh, swipe it awkwardly.

Oops, I musta goofed up. Anyway, gonna try that again, see and ah uh, hear the noise that makes.

Oh, that's right, cuz, ya see, I prepared in advance by, uh, [''Clears throat''] you know, showing you showing my profit.

Like when I hadn't taken care of the first set of thirty cards out of 63 that I own so far. Cuz like I said, do it ten at a time. By anyway, ah,

[''Exits Post Office'']

[''Sighs'']

Let me just go ahead an uh, show you how you make a nice little profit. Okay, first step you uh, swipe the first ten cards, right? Cuz that's the maximum you can hold in your mailbox. Open your mailbox, get your ten letters into your hold there. And then you just, ah, grab and drop it to the first ten slots. By the way, rule of thumb, elaborate earlier with the five down here. Cuz you know, when you ah, sell your items to Tom, it usually ends up on the first item, and you- that, that way you have these guys on the bottom, they will not get in the way, you won't have to move the uh, hand.

So anyway, uh, we're gonna go to the Nook Shop. There's Iggy again, gonna play with his ball. Like I said, I haven't gotten that far here yet, in Cwc City.

[''Enters Nook Shop'']

There's old Tom. I've taken care of all my uh, errands, like ah, Chris and the little Sonichu I showed you back there. Anyway, we're going to do some selling.

[''Starts selling things to Nook, some other song from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys in the background'']

Obviously, I don't have sa- much to say at this point. So I'm just going to let you guys listen to the music while I sell.

[About 30 seconds later, he finishes selling, and leaves the store]

Okay, I got more to say. After I uh, sell the uh, first set ten, I get that out of the way. Like I said before, of course I do this with the R button.

[''Starts removing gifts from letters, then deleting the letters'']

I just pick up, and put 'em over there. A course, I have precise order, I do it from the first letters- first card swiped to the last card swiped. I usually swipe them in the uh, in order of their card numbers. Cuz ah, that's just the way I do it. Also, I use the uh, ''Animal Crossing'' card that came with the e-Reader,you notice the musical note in the first set. I just count as card triple zero. Makes a good idea, by the way, according to- by the way, speaking of the e-Reader cards, you guys should really uh, print out some more uh, of series- more of the early series. like series one. Cuz, you know, since I just just started you sh- I really want to collect those. And uh, I really would like if you uh, publish some more of those uh, series ones. I don't care if do like you know, second edition or whatever. But print out more of those cards, please. Anyway, uh, I just click- just read the letters real quick and then throw them away like junk mail. After I get rid of the presents.

[''Finishes throwing letters away'']

By the way, I hope you guys took note of the uh, amount in the previous deal in the Post Office. Anyway, after I delete the last letters, I open them up.

[''Opening up all his gifts'']

One by one, in an orderly flash- orderly fashion. A'most said orderly flashin'! Anyway...

[''Finishes opening his gifts'']

Let's see, with that done, I head back home.

[''Runs to his mailbox'']

And get the next set of ten I have ready. And then I head back to the Post Office.

[''Runs to Post Office'']

And swipe the next set of ten.

[''Enters Post Office'']

And uh, just to let you know, every fifty- every point over fifty thousand, you should make a deposit. But since I'm a good number at start, I'm not gonna do that. So, uh, after all the uh, e-Reader swipes, you should come up to a very nic-

[''Video cuts out for a second, possibly the result of Chris editing the video so we wouldn't have to wait for him to swipe the e-Reader cards'']

an profable- profitable proposition there. And after ah, swiping all those cards, then a nice grand total there. We can make a very generous donation. Or should I say deposit? The usual fifty-thou.

[''Deposits 50,000 bells'']

Here ya go. No thank you. Well, anyway ah, besides ah, selling those things, those uh, profitable items from the e-Reader cards, if there are any I haven't collected yet, I usually just keep 'em.

[''Exits Post Office'']

(Cuz I like the sound of them?) Like for example, the uh, Pansy models downstairs. And well, since that's over with.

[''Changes shirt'']

She just changed into her regular- her uh, nice warm clothing for the winter. Her ski sweater. So anyway, uh, let's see uh. Oh yes, I guess I should- she shoul- we should give you a tour of Cwc City.

Well, you have seen the uh, Post Office, and the Nu- Nook Shop. But I'll tell you the dump is in the opposite location compared to CWCville. And there it is, the dump. And uh, let's see. There's Money. She used to live in CWCville but she moved here. And there's Sally. She moved here.

[''Checks map'']

I have to check the map every now and then because the different location. Let's see, there's Carmen. [''Sing-song''] Carmen San Diego! Carmen San Diego!... Causing mischief around the world!

Let's see now. Oh yeah, that's Pinky. That's Pinky. There's the Museum. Oh, would you look at this, a hole in the ground. Let's see what's in it.

[''Digs up fossil'']

And it's an antique!

Must have missed that one previously. Oh well, I'll just simply write the old Museum a letter. Or not write a letter. Like I sent it to them anyway. [Goes to put away shovel, then changes his mind]

Ah, I best to hold on to that just in case. Let's see. Oh, Katrina's tent, she's here today. And there's Rollo. I think a friend sen- I think of Sanford and Son everytime I see Rollo. [''Scatman Chris''] Doo-doo-doo-doo-a-rawdl-et-do-do-do-do-alot-dude-alot-do-do-dolot-a-dood-alot-dooo. Do-do.

Speakin' of fr- speakin' of Sanford and Sons, my father an I, we have a relationship like Stanford and Son. He starts more arguments than there are flies in a garbage dump. Anyway, let's see, I took every care of business, and I do not need to talk to Copper, but there's the Police Station.

And what's at the shoreline but that stupid bird, and possibly anymore uh, holes in the ground.

[''Singing'']

There's nothing quite like a hole in the ground, hole in the ground, hole in the ground. There's nothing like a hole in the ground, here is, the lighthouse!

[''Stops singing'']

We got a stone bridge here in the city.

[''Sings again'']

There's nothing like a hole in the ground, a hole in the ground

[''Stops singing'']

Oh, we got two neighbors up here. Let's see. Yeah. There's a, Jeremiah. we got a new neighbor. Yeah, that was Pinky. She moved in today. Anyway, there;s the Tailor Shop. Right here. Already took you there over in Cwc Ci- Cwcville. And well, here's the dock. The island is, uh, we kept it for the ah, kre- for a memorial, we used Tim Timetale's island. As uh, we uh, trans- we exchanges between us- we exchanged it with the original island of Cwc City. Anyway, it's got the Tim Timetale flag on it. So we're not going to bother going there. Anyway, you know the two signs.

[''Goes to Wishing Well'']

Well. That joke never gets old. Anyway, there are two holiday signs, got 'em down here, here in the city. There's Rosey, and we got the Sonichu site logo here as well. There's a uh, shovel tree. That's Buzz. Buzz Lightyear. To infinity, and on your head! Oh, and there's uh, Cashmire. (I got call for Baah-bra?).
Huh, too bad she ain't here. And uh, I'm not sure, oh wait, yes I'm sure. Yeah, you have seen him, uh, Iggy. He's around here somewhere. I'm not gonna bother. Anyway, here's the Nook Shop, once again. And well, uh, I guess that's it for uh, Cwc City. oh, I got the fishing tourney sign here somewhere. You've already seen that, so I'm not gonna bother finding it.

Anyway uh, let's see. Oh, I got to mail this uh, fossil off. After I do that, we're going to go back over to Cwcville for uh, closing ceremonies of this great documentary I've put together. you'll find out what that "H.F.A" stands for.

[''Goes inside post office'']

So, stay tuned! And relax.

[''Starts mailing letter'']

In the meantime, here's some music.

[''Plays Yellow is a Mellow Color'']

[''Exits Post office'']

[''Goes and saves his game'']

[''Start screen'']

[''Loads Cwcville'']

[''Finally turns off Yellow is a Mellow Color'']

Welcome back to Cwcville! And we're here for the closing ceremonies, so the uh, documentary of the city of Cwcville and Cwc City in Animal Crossing, [''Raises pitch of voice''] for Nintendo Gamecube! But first, I'm gonna tell you a couple of things. Sonichu and Rosechu. [''Burps''] [''Faintly''] Excuse me.
I'm just going to let you know who they are, they're Pokemon. I made them up. They're both Electric-types, alright. Obviously. Sonichu and Rosechu are Pokemon I made up. They're Electric-types. They've got evolution, [[Metonic]] and [[Vamprosa]]. You want pictures, you gotta ask me for them. Also they got baby forms, [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee and Rosey]], they're cuties. So anyway, if you've missed it the first couple of times.

[''Shows bulletin saying "CWC's Sonichu Site!
http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm"'']

Here is one last time. Okay, and uh, to answer the all important question; What is the meaning of "H.F.A"? With the two red eyes. I will tell you. Got that? it means "High Functionally Autism" because that's what I am, I'm High Functionally Autistic. I may have autism, but since I'm high functional, I do all- I can do alot of things. I mean otherwise I wouldn't even do this documentary I'm doing right now.

So let's see, is there anything else I need to cover? Well, I guess not. But anyway, uh, this is the city of Cwcville and there's a- don't forget Sonichu website if you want to go see it. I've been playing video games for as long as I can remember. And listening to music as long as I can remember. So, we're going to end this documentary by obviously leaving. If you want credits, ya have to look at the enclosed letter.

[''Starts saving game'']

But anyway, uh, pu- for in the submission of Nintendo Power. This has been a, documentary narrated by Christian Weston Chandler. Thank you very much, and I hope that you will consider this for publication. Bye now.

[''Title screen'']

[''Voice in the background, possibly [[Snorlax]], saying "Stop!"'']

[''Video end'']

==''Nintendo Power'' article==

''[[Nintendo Power]]''’s May 2004 article on Chris’s documentary covers only Sonichu’s life in Cwcville. The way that the article speaks of Sonichu’s actions, most casual readers would be led to believe that “Sonichu” is the real name of the person who submitted the documentary.

[[Image:CWCSchuCross.jpg|thumb|center]]

===Transcript===

{{quotenews|'''Sonichu’s Cwcville Documentary'''

Simply amazing. There’s no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville—a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life. His opulent manor contained every manner of furniture. Cwcville’s landscape was filled to the bursting point with all the animals who’d moved to his well-tended town. And Sonichu has customized everything about his town—even many villagers have followed his bold trends, wearing the patterns he has created!

''(Image captions)''

*Sonichu has packed the museum with his fads—its bug collection is hopping.
*He often visits Sonichu Island to bring its high-value coconuts to town.
*And he uses the spare hut on the island to store his huge collection of oddities.
*Cwcville is brimming with Sonichu’s patterns, including the popular Poké Ball.}}

==PVCC's news report==

The 26 April 2004 issue of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC's]] school newspaper, ''The Forum'', included a news report on the "accomplishments" of then-student Christian Chandler. The first half of the article discusses Chris's OFFICIAL and ORIGINIAL creation, Sonichu, while the second half covers Chris's Animal Crossing Documentary, going so far as to quote ''[[Nintendo Power]]'''s own coverage. Everyone can draw their conclusions of how slow news day it was at the PVCC by comparing how big the ''Nintendo Power'' article was, and how big this article was.

===Transcript===

[[File:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|center|Meet Sonichu]]

{{quotenews|'''Meet Sonichu''' ''Student featured in "Nintendo Power"''

By Kari Mitchell ''The Forum assistant editor''

Most everyone has a hobby. It may be hard to find free time in between classes, especially with exam week quickly approaching, but PVCC student Christian Chandler, has dedicated many hours to his past time. He is the creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

Like Sonic, Sonichu can run at high speeds. "During Super Sonic's battle against the [[Perfect Chaos Monster|Perfect Chaos monster]] (''Sonic Adventure DX'' for Gamecube), Super Sonic was spat out by the monster, and colldied with a by-standing Pikachu," Chandler explained. According to his story, the power from the Chaos Emeralds transformed Pikachu into Sonichu.

The idea for the character came from a project Chandler was assigned his senior year of high school. He was enrolled in a computer graphics class that required him to design a CD cover. His original idea was to put Sonic and Pikachu on the cover, however, both characters are copyrighted. Instead he decided to combine the characters into something all his own. Thus, on March 17, 2000, Sonichu was born.

Over time, Chandler began to mold and expand the life of Sonichu, giving him stories, homemade trading cards, clay figures, a board game, and a [[Sonichu medallion]] with charms, among other things.

Chandler and the world he created for Sonichu were featured in the May 2004 issue of ''Nintendo Power.'' The place was called Cwcville (The "Cwc" prefix are his initials, Christian Weston Chandler). Nintendo Power was apparently impressed with Chandler's work. "Simply amazing. There's no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville - a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life." The documentary, running about an hour, was taped from the Nintendo Gamecube title, ''Animal Crossing''. He dubbed his voice over the sound through a microphone and audio input in his VCR. In the documentary, Chandler covers "basically how I do things in ''Animal Crossing'' as the boy character, Sonichu, in the city of Cwcville." Some of the tasks include using the journal as a monthly diary, making money, customizing the city, and conversing with another ''Animal Crossing'' city. For now, Sonichu remains a hobby in the future, Chandler would like to see Sonichu and his friends as real Pokémon, even having their own Nintendo Gamecube video game title. "I am not really sure what to do in order to do all that," Chandler said, "but for now, Sonichu and I, Christian C., are in Nintedo Power Magazine!"}}

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{{CWC on TV}}

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Breast Cancer Awareness

2010-11-26T21:56:12Z

Admiral Klank:

'''Breast Cancer Awareness''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. Chris has stuffed his [[muscle bra]], likely with the [[Plush Breasts|plush breasts]] as seen in his [[Pregnant Act|previous video]], and speaks for a few moments about the dangers of breast cancer.

==Video==
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| name = Breast Cancer Awareness
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SjV-rVRV-TU}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Breast cancer}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{K-SwissShirt|text}}
| location = [[Chris's kitchen|La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]
| previous = [[Pregnant Act]]
| next = [[Gilligan Be or Not]]
}}

{{quote|Seriously though folks|Chris, while wearing fake breasts, immediately before making three innapropriate jokes about breast cancer.}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:CWC tits.jpg|thumb|Hey. Hey hey. Hey! Eyes up here, budde-]]

[''Chris is sitting in his kitchen with his shirt obviously padded to make it appear like he has very large breasts. The radio or television is playing loudly in the background.'']

Seriously, though, folks, there is something else that you should be aware of [''He scratches his nose and glances off-screen.''] you know, breast cancer. You know what that's both us both males and females, regardless of size. [''He adjusts his fake breasts, pauses, then chuckles briefly.'']

Anyway, make yourselves aware of this. You should feel your tatas. [''Cups his own fake breasts, then delivers a [[creepy stare]] at the camera.''] Feel your breasts. Check to see if you have any lumps, they could be breast cancer. You never know. If you suspect breast cancer, go get yourself checked out with a doctor. Breast cancer awareness. [''Draws a ribbon in the air with his fingertip.''] Pink ribbon.

[''Cuts to a closeup on his chest, fake breasts still intact. Radio/TV is no longer in the background.'']

Hey. Hey hey. Hey! [''He grabs the camera, pointing it towards his face.''] Eyes up here, budde- [''Camera cuts out in the middle of the y in buddy.'']

=== Items in Chris's kitchen ===

The following items are present in this video:

* [[Chris]].
* Various pots and pans.
* Disposable fast food drink containers piled up on top of plates.
* A mountain of presumably unwashed dishes and cookware covering almost half the window. The giant mound spills out past the window and well around the corner of the bench. No cutting space or space to prepare food is visible.
* One perfectly cylindrical object emblazoned with a Mountain Dew label.
* Plastic bags, some apparently still containing matter.
* Two chairs or movable set of draws, both covered in junk.
* A potted plant sits atop the cupboard. Due to its healthy, uniform bright green color despite living in a trash heap on a high shelf with no access to sunlight or water, [[trolls|top men]] are certain it is fake.
* Paper plates still smeared with some kind of off-yellow food are clearly visible sitting near the two fast-food drink containers atop a mountain of rubbish. Could be an overflowing bin.
* A purple box of tissues right beside/behind the microwave in the far left corner.
* Various knick-knacks on a small shelf obscure another part of the window; coupled with Mount Trashheap, this almost completely obscures the window.
* ...

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Pregnant Act]]|nextlink=[[Gilligan Be or Not]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

A Public Announcement for Congress

2010-11-26T21:55:19Z

Admiral Klank:

[[File:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|300px|Today [[CWCville]], tomorrow [[America]]!]]

'''A Public Announcement for Congress''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. The "for Congress" part apparently represents some confusion or misconception, because the video actually consists of a stump speech directed at the American people, outlining the policies Chris would advance if he were president.

== Summary ==

Chris offers a number of initiatives that would give [[Monthly tugboat|free money]] to [[Bob Chandler|senior]] [[Barbara Chandler|citizens]] and [[Inos|the homeless]], while also proposing that taxes be slashed to half of their current rates. In addition, he suggests that all guns should go to the [[jerkops|police]], and the citizenry could only be armed in case of an attack by [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|another nation]] or [[Chris and reality|another planet]].

Though he's billed himself before as a "moderate," most of his prescriptions come from the extremes of the political spectrum: a massive welfare state (extreme left), massive tax cuts (extreme right), confiscation of all firearms (extreme in any case). His stance on gay rights is reasonably moderate, though. [[Homos|Gay people]] would be accepted in his [[CWCVille|Utopian society]], so long as he didn't have to notice that they exist.

In yet [[Twin Falling Towers|another display]] of Chris's patriotism, he calls the [[United States of America|United States]] the United Nations, and refers to it as a city. Whether this is him wanting to expand his control to other nations or a legitimate mistake is unknown.

Chris also refers to the Internet as a wireless entity, believing that his tiny WiFi access point has the power to beam his videos to the entire planet.

==Video==
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| name = A Public Announcement for Congress
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vOCHFe3PdiU}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Politics}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = VA Red Cross Blood Donor
| previous = [[Vitameatavegamin]]
| next = [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Dope1.jpg|thumb|CWC [[2008]]]]

Good evening, friends. As your presidential candidate, I will now state how I feel [''Chris makes an odd kicking motion.''], what we can do to improve this, [[United States of America|these nations, these states]]. For one thing, we got so many [[Inos|poor people out on the streets]]. I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have soup beds. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS! So that there would be a bed for every homeless person until they can get back up on their own feet. Also, lower taxes. I will propose lower taxes, and we shall not have to pay so much. Five percent is okay, but why not two point five percent? And we will not cut off any benefits for the old people. They are good. And we shall give them plenty of money so they can afford the medications and services to keep them alive, because we do not pay for when we are sick, we pay for our [[Chris and health|good health!]] And we only pay after we're healthy. We're in good health. We pay to stay alive, we do not pay to die.

And, speaking of which, too much [[Sonichu 10|violence]] goes on within these city streets. I will propose only gun distribution to the official authority, which shall be the post-, which shall be within the [[Jerkops|police departments]]. Nowhere else. And all guns owned by locals, community people, shall be taken away. At least the bullets. When the bullets are necessary, or when there is an outbreak of violence from another [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|nation]] or [[Chris and reality|planet]], then we shall issue the bullets. At all-, at free stations, to be opened immediately. Otherwise we'll send in our special troops. Our [[Chaotic Combo|special force]].

[''A long pause, where Chris becomes visibly agitated.'']

And also [''another pause''], we will be okay to have the gays [''He noticeably grimaces.''] within our community, we will be okay to have the gays within our community. In all states! There will be gay marriage ability for every state within the [[Fail|United Nations]]. I mean, keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody, 'cause mup- the- mag- [[Family Guy|what may be right for you, may not be right for most. For some. You take the good from the bad and then you get an opening statement like mine.]]

People need to appreciate life, so we will not have to face death. [[Autism|I lost my train of thought there]], but that's okay. I am only human! We are all human! I am a noble, [[honest]] person. No matter what e'erbody else may say, even on the Internet, and my opponent, [[Clyde Cash|Señor Cachez de Clyyyyde]]. He tells liiies about me! And so do the trolls that have be-trolled me over the Internet. Their jeers, and non-cheers, do not go appreciated. Because it is not everybody who can take a joke. Even when it's at their own expense.

And with that, I will propose Internet securities, reinforced by the FBI, and there will be patrol stations of the Trollbusters around these United States. Any repor-, any troll activity that you may be suspicious of an individual, you report to your local authority! And they will tell, and then they will inform the local FBI station within that state. And then they will investigate thoroughly! Over the wireless that is called the Internet! And they will [[Wikipedia:Simple_Mail_Transfer_Protocol#Security_and_spamming|trace the e-mails back to the origin home address or location]]. And they will be apprehended and fined or sentenced, depending on how CRUEL they are to the [[Alec|victim]].

I stand strong, I stand firm, I AM A NOBLE LEADER! And if I am elected, I will do my best to keep our America strong and sound, and not go down the drain. I'm sorry, [[Obama]], I did vote for you, but [[:File:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|I gotta agree with my father]], you are bringing us, somuss- some of the situations downhill. But I have nothing against you because I did vote for you. And I liked your documentary on A&E. I would shake your hand at the first opportunity I would to meet you, Mr. President.

And thou- er- fore, I shall conclude my opening statement. In the candisacy of the president, I say, I will do my best! And I am not lazy! Thank you.

This ad is not real. I'm not being, going to be elected president, but I tell the truth nonetheless of what I would do if I were to become president. Thank you.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan Political Ad
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8ojhq6qnBrE}}
| maker = DrNurse
| stardate = 19 [[October 2010]]
| type = PSA
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Vitameatavegamin]]|nextlink=[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Gilligan Be or Not

2010-11-26T21:54:38Z

Admiral Klank:

'''Gilligan Be or Not''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Gilligan's Island]]''.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gilligan Be or Not
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NGgk_AZzUDE}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Breast Cancer Awareness]]
| next = [[Vitameatavegamin]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

''[Chris appears, making some indescribable noise]''

Parumpumpum. I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what you see. [[Chris|A boy who loved his mother’s knee]], and so I ask to be or not to be. So here’s my [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea]], I [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|beg]] of thee, and say you [[White knight|see a little hope for me]]. To fight or flee, to fight or flee, I ask myself to be or not to be. I as to be or not to be, that is the question that I ask of me. Ask you can see, as you can see, that is the question that I ask of me. I am curious, where I should be, (and what is our community?) To fight or flee, to fight or flee? I ask myself to be or noooootttt to be? Parumpumpuuuum.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]|nextlink=[[Vitameatavegamin]]}}

{{Cosplay videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Vitameatavegamin

2010-11-26T21:53:49Z

Admiral Klank:

'''Vitameatavegamin''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known bit from the ''[[I Love Lucy]]'' TV show, where Lucy hawked a patent medicine.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Vitameatavegamin
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3l9x8hEnz14}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = Unknown White T
| previous = [[Gilligan Be or Not]]
| next = [[A Public Announcement for Congress]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Lucy_Shocked.jpg|thumb|Lucille Ball reacts seeing a beloved comedy skit of hers being bastardized by Chris]]
[''Chris walks on camera and waves cheerfully.'']

Hello, friends! I'm your Vitameatavegamin man! Are you tired, [[Chris and health|run-down]], [[Stress|listless]]? [[Chris and English|D'yapoopaparties]]?!
[''He waves his head around in a circle.'']

Are you [[Chris|unpopular]]? The answer to all your problems... in this little bottle!

[''He picks up a bottle of vitamin pills.'']

Vitameatavegamin! Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, [[Pickle|vegetables]] and minerals! Yes, with Vitameatavegamin you can [[Homos|spoon your way to health]]. Just take one tablespoonful after every meal.

[''He mimes eating a spoonful of the bottle's contents.'']

It's so tasty, too! It tastes just like [[Fanta|can-daay]]! So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin TA-MORROW! That's Vita-meata-vegamin!

[''He puts down the bottle and walks off camera.'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Gilligan Be or Not]]|nextlink=[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I like Mary Poppins

2010-11-26T21:48:39Z

Admiral Klank:

[[Image:240px-Mary_Poppins4.jpg‎ |thumb|right|George Banks reacts to Chris' silly dance]]
'''I like Mary Poppins''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 2 [[October 2010]], presumably because he thought [[Jackie]] would find it cute. In it, Chris dons his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] hat and dances around the room, apparently in the fashion of the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''. As usual, Chris mangles the tune so that it barely resembles anything from the film.

Compare [[For My Sweetest Ivy]], another video in which Chris attempts to perform a number from ''Mary Poppins'' to impress [[Ivy|a girl]]. People had been calling Jackie 'the new Ivy' for some time before this video came out, and afterward, it was hard not to.
{{clear}}
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I like Mary Poppins
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LSPibIw5Pls}}
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} The Swamp Monster
| previous = [[100 2261.MOV]]
| next = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

{{Quote|I'm just a chimney sweep on shore leave.|Chris|who thinks chimney sweeps work at sea}}
===Transcript===
''['''0.00 - 0.07'''. Chris strikes a rather camp attitude, and brandishes the [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Fail]], possibly to represent a chimney sweep's brush. The delivers his few spoken lines in this video in what may, just possibly, be an attempt at a [[Daniel Weston|Cockney]] accent.]

Yo, guv'nor, don't mind me much; I'm just a chimney sweep on [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|shore]] [[Navy|leave]]. ''[he tosses the guitar aside]

''[aimlessly waving his arms and head] ''Dun dun duuuh duh!''

''['''0:08 - 0:16'''. he begins vigorously dancing, looking somewhat like an ill-assembled puppet attempting a hornpipe]''
Step in time, step in time, 
Step in time, step in time, 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme, 
Step in time, step in time...
''[trails off]''

''['''0:17 - 0:23'''. He raises his finger aloft, then resumes flailing, this time in profile while mugging at the camera. He is becoming somewhat more exhausted by now.]'' 
Kick your knees up! 
Kick your knees up, step in time 
Kick your knees up, step in time 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme 
Kick your knees up, step in time.

''['''0:24 - 0.30'''. There is a pause for a second as he positions himself for the next verse. Then he begins circling something just below shot, probably the vacuum cleaner from [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars is Jivin'.]]] ''

Round the chimney! 
Round the chimney, step in time, 
Round the chimney, step in time, 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme 
Round the chimney, step in time.

''['''0.31 - 0.40'''. Another pause, in which Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|audibly pants]]. He then climbs over the object he was just circling while 'singing' the next verse. Needless to say, his actions bear no relation to the pace of the music. At the end of the verse, he hops around the hitherto-unseen nozzle of his vacuum cleaner for a second before discarding it, and does a double take when it thuds to the ground.]''

Over the railing! 
Over the railing, step in time 
Over the railing, step in time 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme 
Don't need to be a good jumper, step in time.

''['''0.41 - 0.49'''. On the first three lines of this new, made-up verse, he salutes and takes a step backwards. After this point, the complexity of this choreography becomes too much for him and he returns to a jaunty bounce to and fro while swinging his arms back and forth. At the end, he pauses for thought.]''

Enjoying Mary Poppins! 
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step in time 
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step er-n time 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme, 
Favorite movie of all time!

''['''0:50 - 1.04'''. Regaining his composure with a couple more 'Step in times', Chris commands us all to link our elbows, imperiously spreading his arms. He then adopts an ape-like pose with his arms akimbo and gyrates roughly in time to his song. At the end, both song and rotation increase in pace until one final, glorious 'Link your elbows!'. The frenetic sequence at an end, Chris switches off the camera. He is visibly and audibly fatigued by the excitement and less than a minute of moderate exercise.]''

Step in time, step in time. 
Liiink your elbows! 
Link your elbows, step in time, 
link your elbows, step in time, 
link your elbows, link your elbows, link your elbows 
Link your elbooooows!

G'day guv'n- ''[cuts himself off mid-word.]''

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]|nextlink=[[100 2265]]}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}

{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:100 2261.MOV

2010-11-26T03:59:44Z

Admiral Klank:

{{Not A Forum}}

Is there an article about all the bullshit chris has said to try to get china? Nothing on the China page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Commencing transcription. --[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:00, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
*Never mind, my power went out just as I was about to save the page. Some one else took care of it.--[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:49, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I swear Chris-chan will do anything for china and I mean anything. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 15:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:Example of useless comment. Don't do that. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:06, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Am I mistaken or does Chris scoff after "even that shocked Michael"? [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 16:39, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I know its not important, but Wes IseIi actually commented on Chris's video, and not surprisingly, he was unpleased with how Chris portrayed him in the comic - [[User:Ashki|Ashki]]
:"I know its not important..." THEN DON'T DO IT and it's not even the real wes i mean come on [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:06, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:In the totally unlikely event that it were the real Wes, and that someone could verify it, it would deserve mention in Wes Iseli's article, like Adam Stackhouse's reaction to Chris is mentioned in his. [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 22:48, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:Not Wes, he has his own YouTube account (his is WesleyIseli, the fake one was just named Wesiseli) and he sticks to posting his magic show demonstrations on it. I believe most trolls have contacted him asking his opinions on the manchild, particularly the sarah/wes saga, but he prefers not to get into it. Most likely just some dumbass looking for attention. Let's not give him that attention here. Keep it off.--This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 00:45, 2 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== A couple of things ==

First of all, Chris STILL doesn't know why he was banned from the GAMe PLACe he just brings up the whole "Wii incident" he mentioned in his Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean and he doesn't say why what he did was wrong he almost like defended himself saying that he was helping the other Pokemon League Members get the two Pokemon.

Also, Chris and Jackie aren't in a relationship right? Chris fucked it up and probably realized that Jackie was the only organism in the universe that actually considered of letting Chris fuck her. So is he like trying to show her that he's grown up with the whole Xbox is okay video and this one? —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:PaperbackWriter|PaperbackWriter]] ([[User talk:PaperbackWriter|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/PaperbackWriter|contribs]]) 

:Please take discussions of this nature to one of these other [[Template:Not A Forum|Chris-related discussion locations]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:53, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

What do we know about his angry message that he wrote on the cardboard box? I bet it was lulzy. Any back story would really spruce up the article. [[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]] 19:27, 1 October 2010

:It's the thing about Michael Snyder loves Mary Lee Walsh. Can't link to it because I'm browsing on my cellphone, but it's mentioned in the first batch of Jackie emails, and I think someplace else too. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:46, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

::Here is what he said:
{{quotebox|…I later wrote an angry note of "Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh"; he took it as an offense, and banned me from "his" property…}}
::Note how Chris put the word “his” in “quotes.” --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 20:29, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chest ==

Holy cow, he looks really... endowed in this one. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 03:38, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:That shirt is all loosened out, but for some strange reason, it's extremely tight around the chest area. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:56, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
::I think he's just wearing a decent, by woman's standards, bra, so it's giving his manboobs shape to look like woman boobs, I think in this video, his manboobs are bigger then mine, and I'm supposed to be a D cup. --[[SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 11:15, 2 October 2010 (EST)
:::Are bras that good at giving the illusion of volume? If that's the case, it's like he's ''trying'' to draw attention to his chest. He does seem to be gaining weight, but it seems like a disproportionate amount of it goes to his moobs. I know you really can't control where you gain weight, but shouldn't his face and gut be growing too? Maybe his is wearing a woman's bra (Barb's?)--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 10:10, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

== Post removal ==

Since Chris took down all his shit I swapped the video with the Cwcville Library version. If this is fucked up or wrong or what not just change it if you please. Thank you for your time. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 19:59, 25 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:100 2261.MOV

2010-11-26T03:57:16Z

Admiral Klank:

{{Not A Forum}}

Is there an article about all the bullshit chris has said to try to get china? Nothing on the China page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Commencing transcription. --[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:00, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
*Never mind, my power went out just as I was about to save the page. Some one else took care of it.--[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:49, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I swear Chris-chan will do anything for china and I mean anything. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 15:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:Example of useless comment. Don't do that. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:06, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Am I mistaken or does Chris scoff after "even that shocked Michael"? [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 16:39, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I know its not important, but Wes IseIi actually commented on Chris's video, and not surprisingly, he was unpleased with how Chris portrayed him in the comic - [[User:Ashki|Ashki]]
:"I know its not important..." THEN DON'T DO IT and it's not even the real wes i mean come on [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:06, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:In the totally unlikely event that it were the real Wes, and that someone could verify it, it would deserve mention in Wes Iseli's article, like Adam Stackhouse's reaction to Chris is mentioned in his. [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 22:48, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:Not Wes, he has his own YouTube account (his is WesleyIseli, the fake one was just named Wesiseli) and he sticks to posting his magic show demonstrations on it. I believe most trolls have contacted him asking his opinions on the manchild, particularly the sarah/wes saga, but he prefers not to get into it. Most likely just some dumbass looking for attention. Let's not give him that attention here. Keep it off.--This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 00:45, 2 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== A couple of things ==

First of all, Chris STILL doesn't know why he was banned from the GAMe PLACe he just brings up the whole "Wii incident" he mentioned in his Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean and he doesn't say why what he did was wrong he almost like defended himself saying that he was helping the other Pokemon League Members get the two Pokemon.

Also, Chris and Jackie aren't in a relationship right? Chris fucked it up and probably realized that Jackie was the only organism in the universe that actually considered of letting Chris fuck her. So is he like trying to show her that he's grown up with the whole Xbox is okay video and this one? —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:PaperbackWriter|PaperbackWriter]] ([[User talk:PaperbackWriter|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/PaperbackWriter|contribs]]) 

:Please take discussions of this nature to one of these other [[Template:Not A Forum|Chris-related discussion locations]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:53, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

What do we know about his angry message that he wrote on the cardboard box? I bet it was lulzy. Any back story would really spruce up the article. [[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]] 19:27, 1 October 2010

:It's the thing about Michael Snyder loves Mary Lee Walsh. Can't link to it because I'm browsing on my cellphone, but it's mentioned in the first batch of Jackie emails, and I think someplace else too. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:46, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

::Here is what he said:
{{quotebox|…I later wrote an angry note of "Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh"; he took it as an offense, and banned me from "his" property…}}
::Note how Chris put the word “his” in “quotes.” --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 20:29, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chest ==

Holy cow, he looks really... endowed in this one. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 03:38, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:That shirt is all loosened out, but for some strange reason, it's extremely tight around the chest area. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:56, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
::I think he's just wearing a decent, by woman's standards, bra, so it's giving his manboobs shape to look like woman boobs, I think in this video, his manboobs are bigger then mine, and I'm supposed to be a D cup. --[[SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 11:15, 2 October 2010 (EST)
:::Are bras that good at giving the illusion of volume? If that's the case, it's like he's ''trying'' to draw attention to his chest. He does seem to be gaining weight, but it seems like a disproportionate amount of it goes to his moobs. I know you really can't control where you gain weight, but shouldn't his face and gut be growing too? Maybe his is wearing a woman's bra (Barb's?)--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 10:10, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

Post removal

Since Chris took down all his shit I swapped the video with the Cwcville Library version. If this is fucked up or wrong or what not just change it if you please. Thank you for your time.

100 2261.MOV

2010-11-26T03:57:14Z

Admiral Klank:

'''100 2261.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Chris and remorse|Chris expresses remorse]] for various actions including blaming [[Michael Snyder]] for having been [[banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. As with most things, Chris blames [[video game]]-induced [[stress]] as the leading cause of his behavior. Chris states that it was [[Jackie]] who made him realize that it may have been his fault for having been banned, which means these apologies are probably all in the name of [[china]]. From what we can tell, this new season of CWC is going to be bizarre.

"That message on the cardboard box" to which Chris refers was ''"Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]"''.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails#Fiddlesticks|Jackie e-mails]]</ref>
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2261
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TvJKtwmhFl0}}
| stardate = 1 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{PokemonLeague|text}}
| previous = [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]
| next = [[I like Mary Poppins]]
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Game Place|text}}
}}

=== Transcript ===
''[The scene is briefly bathed in a golden hue as Chris switches on the camera. After a second, the room returns to its customary drabness.]''

''[Mutters, eyes to the heavens]'' Uungwah listen it's October first, two thousand ten, and we're going to go a good- change of pace here. I have, uh, come to, uh, g'bwl I have come to... terms and realization, with the help of my gi- of- with the help of my [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]]... ''[Sighs blissfully]'' ...

Anyway, I want to apologize to... for bl- to [[Michael Snyder]] and everbody at [[The GAMe PLACe]] for blaming them, for... well all the troubles because, y'know. Uh, things have, things have [[AXE|perspired]], that led up to me getting kicked out... was very much my fault, er - but most of the time, uh, but most of the time I was just being, er, [[stress|''super'' stressed out]] and I only, just, I only shouted a loud outburst ''twice''. ''[Wags his finger at the camera, looks disgruntled] ''Twice! Ever. And yet even, eeh, even that shocked, er, Michael.

And I apologize for, er, writing that- for writing that message on the [[MGS|cardboard box]] that Michael knows- is aware of- out of anger in response to- not being allowed to hook up the [[Wii]] so I could distribute the Electivire [''[[Miyamoto|pronounced Ee-lek-TEE-ver]]''] to Magmortar, Surfing Pikachu to the other League Me- to the other [[Pokémon]] League Members for- towa- toward their Di- ''Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' games.

But anyway, uh, I do not blame any of them, uh... I am to blame for— my getting kicked outta there. And... I am sorry. ''[Dramatic pause befitting the gravity of this statement.]''

Have a good day.

''[He deactivates the camera]''

== See also ==
*[[XBox is OK.MOV]]
*[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=[[I like Mary Poppins]]}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Jackie Chat 1

2010-11-07T09:05:25Z

Admiral Klank:

Working on the reformat --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:37, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

Is it possible that all the random 'h' letters were a heart symbol short-cut in the original chat? Is it possible to find that out? If so should there be a note or something explaining it? [[User:Whispsonichu|Whispsonichu]] 11:44, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

I just added in a removal of the Wallflower's first name usage by Jackie at the 8:55 mark. If it was a mistake, feel free to revert it.
[[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 01:05, 7 November 2010 (PST)

Jackie Chat 1

2010-11-07T09:04:18Z

Admiral Klank:

This chat took place on 22 [[September 2010]]. Jackie and Chris discussing trolling for a while, before the conversation turns to Chris's sex life. Among other things, we learn that [[Chris]] [[mass_debating|masturbates]] while wearing a condom, and that his family improperly disposes of garbage.

[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
Hey chris! 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hey. :) h 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
It works, good. 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay!!! 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-* 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
alright, lets get this started 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Cool. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so i was thinking about how to start the interview 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
How are you? 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
im sweet and dreamy 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you? 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm chillin' and good. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how was your day sweetie? 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
It was okay; I helped my mother dig up a bloom on a roadside earlier. 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
must have been fun 
[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
does your mom do a lot of gardening? 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
felt more like a chore to me, but I was happy to help. sometimes; so does my father; he has a daylilly garden, yet he hasn't been able to tend to it lately, because he's getting over a bug. He's doing better now. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well it was nice of you to help her out 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm sure she was happy 
[7:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so anyway 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i was thinking about how to conduct the interview 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and i found a good definition of cyberbullying that i could start with 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, sounds good. 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
StopCyberbullying.org, an expert organization dedicated to Internet safety, security and privacy, defines cyberbullying as: "a situation when a child, tween or teen is repeatedly 'tormented, threatened, harassed, humiliated, embarrassed or otherwise targeted' by another child or teenager using text messaging, email, instant messaging or any other type of digital technology." 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i thought we could kind of pick apart this statement and see how it applies in your own situation 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and experiences 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so what was the very first experience you had of trolling and/or cyberbullying? 
[7:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
Cool. Well, for starters, add "adult" to both parties of victim and tormenter. 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that makes sense 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
who was your first adult tormenter? 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've first learned of the Trolls trolling me in November, 2007 on a website of theirs called Encyclopedia Dramatica on their page called "Chris_chan". I wouldn't waste my time with the website, though; you go on there now, and your computer will get bombarded with Pop-Up Ads, videos upon videos on the page; TOO MUCH. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what place would you recommend as a source to look at? as an example of their trolling 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
To think of the first Adult Tormenter since 11/2007, I'd hand it to either Michael Snyder, or Daniel Mimms' friend, Lucas. Before, though, I'd say Mary Lee Walsh gave me trouble. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah, michael snyder. i've heard that name before 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and mary lee walsh as well 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
Encyclopedia Dramatica for one, then of course there's the CWCki. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i wasnt aware those two were part of the online troll base 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd say ED first 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what sort of torments online did michael snyder do to you 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
Mary was not part of the Online thing; she was more of a real-life tormenter. She was the very first to intrude in my Sweetheart Search when I started back in August of 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, this is really about online trolling and cyberbullying though 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
does mary lee walsh contribute to your online trolling? 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and what about michael snyder, what sort of things has he done to you online 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
A) Michael raised his voice at me often. B) He places a lot of uncalled blame onto me (even though there is some truth, like the fact that I wrote "Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh"). C) He banned me from the Game & Hobby Place. D) I've seen and heard his input to the Trolls on his YouTube and what they have on the CWCki. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
As far as I am aware, Mary has not contributed online, but don't quote me on that until proven for sure. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
isnt mary the dean at your old school? i think you can write her off as not being a participant 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but it seems curious that you bring up those two people first when we are talking about online bullying 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
seems like they are connected to it somehow for you 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I agree, and she was the Dean of Piedmont Virginia Community College. We never saw eye-to-eye, and months ago, when I personally delivered a drawing as an apology of my anger towards her actions, she served me with a Trespassing Notice. 
[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not think Michael and Mary are connected at all; I only bring them both up, because they have given me trouble during the respective times of my life. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh hey, by the way, you should make yourself appear offline right now, i will too 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just so we dont have interruptions or anything 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
'''CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is offline 8:07 pm '''
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
'''IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) a text message '''
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
uh 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
can you still receive my messages 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I've made myself invisible, and I've turned down the volume on my PC's speakers all the way. Yes I still receive your messages. 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, it works 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay 
[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so anyway 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
who was your first online troll? 
[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
first major one 
[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
Let me recollect... 
[8:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
Jason Kendrick Howell, AKA "HowellGames" or "LiquidSnake"; he was among the very first to post on Encyclopedia Dramatica's page against me. I had my arguments with him via e-mails and such. 
[8:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i've seen him on the cwcki 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
I ended up trolling him back and learning of his girlfriend, Katherine (if I recall correctly), and gave him a taste of his own medicine. I haven't heard from him since. 
[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that cwcki has a lot of information about these people, actually 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah; I've let out outbursts in some of my videos on my YouTube accounts, and I dropped their names of course. 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what was the result of that 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
To name a few more, Clyde Cash, of course; then there was "Blanca Weiss", the 13 year old brat who pretended to be a woman named "Julie", the creator of the crappy parody of my Sonichu, (yuck!) Asperchu (his name escapes me). 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
I think that asperchu guy was alec bayson larry or something 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i remember seeing it but dont recall exactly 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
That's his name. 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, it was Alec Benson Leary 
[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so, you do have quite a large list of trolls over your history 
[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
here's a good question: what do you think is the one worst thing that the trolls do to you, in the long run 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. the more I responded and put up more of my stuff online, the more of them entered into my life. 
[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
One? Out of like More than 10 or 20? LOL OMG But seriously, if I had to pick one... 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, the one broad thing 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or list a few 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you think there are several things that are equally significant 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was blackmailed a number of times, a bunch of which by Jack Thaddius; he hacked into my PSN account, changed the Sign-In ID and password. Made me hump my PS3 that one time. I think he made me do a few nude photos (unsure of that, but it has happened to me before in past deceptions and blackmail). 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, i knew about the PS3 humping... 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that was a bad one 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway, losing two unrequired foreign accounts, I ended up getting my main account back and kept the rest. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but in general, what about what the trolls do affects your life in general the most 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
as opposed to specific events 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
I would say they've made me more paranoid, lost a bunch of my self-esteem and self-confidence, frightened my family and my church's pastor, made past relationships end prematurely, and with their badmouthing me with exaggerated truths and a few lies, made it a LOT harder for me to get a job when the boss does the Background Check on me. :( h 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
God Damn F***ers messed up my life royally. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well you know, when an employer does a background check that's just to see if you have [[6_June_2010|felonies]] 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its just for criminal records, they dont go google you or anything 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
well, on how employers do background checks are really up to them individually, but having this bad rep the trolls created is no help either. 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you won't know until you actually try 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. :) h 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said the trolls ruined relationships for you. what was the most recent one that they ruined 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
The new McDonalds have finally put up their Now Hiring sign; I'm going to look into personally applying tomorrow. 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
Most recent was with <WALLFLOWER’S FULL NAME>. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<WALLFLOWER’S FIRST NAME>? is that the "wallflower" the cwcki refers to 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
She goes by her PenName, but I've forgotten it. I believe they've nicknamed her "wallflower", yeah. 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how did they ruin that relationship? 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there's stuff about that on the cwcki but i want your perspective 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
actually, I got the ball rolling myself, in a huge honest mistake. She and I were going to work on a story of a Guardian Owl, and essentially everything from the owl's point of view. the Owl was and still is a King of a kingdom with a human family; he was turned owl by a witch. Anyway, to give the story idea exposure, I started on a LittleBiGPlanet level on the story, referring her by her PenName in the Author. The Trolls found the level, googled her penname, and found her Real Life name and bio. And during that time, the troll called "Surfshack Tito" came around and started making claims on having his way with <WALLFLOWER’S FIRST NAME>. Anyway, with the comments and messages the Trolls sent to her, she was furious with me and she broke us up. I was devestated. 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how far did your relationship go with her? 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
was it a pretty deep relationship? 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you know, if you're typing a lot at once, you should break it up and send a few sentences at a time so i can read it easier 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've learned even in a nickname, people can put two and two together somehow, so I'm better off NOT giving a name at all. It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth. I took the plunge before the Trolls started to intrude after a date when I brought her back to her house and before I left, I kissed her face cheek. As she later broke up with me, she raised her voice and told me that she was not all that into a relationship; referred to herself as an Asexual. Liking me before, her family got the Trolls' messages as well, and they just shut me out emotionally as well. 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh, okay. 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do get carried away sometimes when I talk. 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont worry about getting carried away, say everything you want to say 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the more info the better 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
:) h 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you and she agreed you were boyfriend and girlfriend? 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
She and I agreed to be friends, and I was praying for eventual possibilities. 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you werent actually dating 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
We were dating. 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I took her out and treated her. 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said she just wanted to be freinds 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dating means "boyfriend and girlfriend" 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
We agreed on the time and date and plans, I picked her up, took her out for good times, escorted her back home; I think that constitutes a date. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
nah, not really 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, in my mind at least, I had an optimistic outlook. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats just two friends hanging out, not a date 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I took her to see a movie. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i mean, if you go out with a guy friend, are you dating him? 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not think so. 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats what you just said though 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
going out to see a moive = date 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, going out to see a movie is a date. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
with a guy too then? 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, not between two dudes hanging out. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but if a guy and a girl hang out, thats not a date automatically 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
especially if she made it clear that she wanted to just be friends 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
whats the difference between hanging out with a guy and a girl 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
maybe my ideas and perspectives were in error; IDK. 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
Difference between me hanging out with a dude, then me hanging out with a girl. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you werent dating then. 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
with a dude, it is automatically hanging out, because were both men; it is obviousl 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but if she said it wasnt a date, and she didnt want a boyfriend, doesnt that make it not a date 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i hang out with guys, those arent dates 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
guy friends 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
with a girl, hanging out means like when the location is at a place like the mall; it's public, big and a lot is going on, and nothing further is mutually expected. 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
She never said it was Not a date. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did she say it was a date? 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
she didn't say it was a date either. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, then its neutral. but then you factor in that she said she didnt want a boyfriend 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that pushes it into "not a date" territory 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
alright, you win, she and I were not dating. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
this isnt about winning. i was just trying to clarify 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
At least we WERE going out. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
as friends 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but then the trolls started contacting her? 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
after I published the Foretaste of the Owl Story, using my name and her Pen Name. 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i saw on the cwcki that you wanted an apology from her for ending your relationship 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
shouldnt you have tried to get an apology from the trolls? 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or is there more that happened there between you two thats not on the cwkci 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did try to make things right before the breakup was final; I did not seek apologies from her; I was the one who had to apologize. It was MY mistake even mentioning her through Pen Name. 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I did apologize. 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, is the cwcki inaccurate 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because it says you wanted her to apologize 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, there are a number of inaccuracies on the CWCki. I did not want her to apologize, if anything I wanted her to Accept My Apology and move forward in our lives and be friends again. But she shut me out. 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, this is from your cwcipedia that you wrote: 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
"At a future Social Group Meeting, I was able to let "(WALLFLOWER'S FIRST NAME)" know about my pains, and I would have appreciated an apology. But NO, she just ignores me like the plague. Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman! " 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I stand corrected; I tried to put the bad memories behind me. I was emotionally distraught, and I didn't know what to think. 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i guess thats not an inaccuracy on the cwcki then 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
out of anger, I tried to put the blame onto her before I realized it was my fault. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i know that you've mentioned numerous times that the cwcki has inaccuracies and twists the truth about you. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you give me some examples 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
There are the obvious ones where they mislabel me as a "Coming-out-the-closet gay", a Pedophile, and where they turn my truths I had stated where I was an [[Chris_and_his_ego|humble]], good person against me by taking my past actions out of context. 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what past actions have they taken out of context? 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
And recently, I've found on there inaccuracies where they compare episode-by-episode the "Excel Saga" Anime for sources of inspiration from the show into my comic books. 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they actually mention a lot more than excel saga as being sources for your comics 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, pokemon and sonic seem to be the biggest thing they say sonichu is copied from 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, but this was a recent find for me; I do not go on there often, and I've not seen the whole website. 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you havent seen all of it? 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
wow, i've read nearly all of it 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it isnt really fair to claim they slander you if you havent read most of it, is it? 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've read the Entirety of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Page; I felt that was enough. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but the cwcki is a different site altogether 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
The CWCki spun off from the Encylopedia Dramatica. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're kind of taking their past out of context 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
and in a parody to the Cwcipedia 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
pardon? 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
their past? 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you're saying that the cwcki spun off of the ED page, and thats all you need to know to judge it 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i've read both, they dont really look similar 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
in due respect, the ED page DID come First. 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats not my point 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there are plenty of websites that came before the cwcki, that doesnt mean they're related 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, my mistake for the past influence. 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
on their part 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you dont think the cwcki slanders you? just ED does 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
No, they BOTH slander me. 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, what slanders does the cwcki have besides that excel saga thing 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like i said, they claim a lot more that sonichu was stolen from sonic and pokemon more than anything else, not excel saga 
[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
point taken. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so how else does the cwcki slander you 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
The Cwcki has slandered me in for examples, they take the way I spend the money I got from my monthly income out of context; I do a lot more with it than just video games; I give some of it to my mother and father to pay rent, bills and such. Plus I use it to feed myself, and I spend out of it for others as well, like gifts, donations, etc. 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
The Cwcki calls me a "Filthy Liar" 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you do have a video game addiction 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
to be fair 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you mentioned earlier its a parody of your cwcipedia? 
[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
could you explain a bit more 
[9:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
And they misinterpret my comic pages for their judgment and assumptions towards homosexuality, and I hate the Vegetable Pickles; that does not give them the right to go around in Pickle Costumes to tick me off. 
[9:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
the Cwcki was created after I had created the Cwcipedia. 
[9:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but how does that make it a parody 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
While I was putting honesty and truth into it, they do the opposite on their website. 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
the website format. 
[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
that it's Wiki-Style. 
[9:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you say you havent read most of it... 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
and that they use a similar icon in their corner in comparison to what I had. 
[9:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
all wikis use that kind of icon in the upper left corner, though 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't have to read it to see the Form and organization they put it in. 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you do have to read it to see whats actually said 
[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
true. 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if i just look at the page without reading any words, it looks at a glance like an ordinary wiki page 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i cant tell whats on it without reading it 
[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
when you say Form and Organization, what exactly do you mean by that? 
[9:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had on my Cwcipedia what they have on their Cwcki; the "Da Update", I had that first. "Did You Know", I had that too. And the Picture and Video of the Now; I had those too. 
[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. well, isnt that kind of what all wikis do 
[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but isnt parody a good thing? 
[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but "Da Update" was LITERALLY what I had. 
[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
Parodies can only go soo far before it becomes Terrible. 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
your cwcipedia started in like june 0f 2009, right? 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the cwcki says its been around since january 2009 
[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
six months before your site 
[9:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I did not know that. I found the Cwcki After the Cwcipedia was created, so it was an assumption. I stand corrected. 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you kind of assume a lot of things without checking them first 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but lets talk more about parody 
[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what is the difference between a good parody and not good? 
[9:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
A good parody would NOT go to the EXTREME, Private, Intrusive Details, and they very much stole a bunch of stuff from me first. One of them pretended to be an old girlfriend from childhood of mine to get a copy of my "CWC on TV" DVD from me. 
[9:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
And of course, "Blanca" betrayed my trust by cutting my my Original Medallion and putting it in pickle juice. 
[9:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that has nothing to do with parody though 
[9:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, i remember you said that asperchu cartoon was a parody 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
you're right. Anyway, a bad parody would go to the extreme and even into GORE, ILLICIT, UNCENSORED Sexual things, VERY DIRTY, TERRIBLE, etc, etc, etc. 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so, asperchu had those things? 
[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
more than your comic did, i mean? 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
especially when a bunch of what they've described is very inaccurate. 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because you had a lot of sex themes in your comic 
[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
ESPECIALLY the Gore, and even worse, NUDE Photographs. 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had that gory trial, though 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
comic number 10 
[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that was way gorier than anything i saw in asperchu 
[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but they did the Nudity and the Gore Before me. 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
not really 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had sex themes in your comic before asperchu existed 
[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
they ticked me off soo bad, I ended up doing it worse and unto them for satisfaction. 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but then, that means what they did wasnt bad 
[9:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
When did Asperchu originate? 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
looks like it started around december 2009 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you had sexual themes in sonichu for years before that 
[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and violence too 
[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
that does not sound right; I am sure Asperchu has been around LONG before then. I think he actually came around Early to mid 2009; NOT December. 
[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
Before Asperchu came around, I DID NOT go into Gorey details. 
[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no, they have accurate logs, it came around in december 2009 
[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but even so you had sexual and violent themes for years before 2009 
[9:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
pardon me a moment, please. 
[9:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok 
[9:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've just did a little checking; while you are right that I have done the sex before Asperchu came around, I DID NOT gore it up BEFORE he did. 
[9:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you did use violence though, so you must think its ok to do so 
[9:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
He gored it up first. 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
now considering that, what else makes asperchu a bad parody 
[9:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
I used LIGHT violence; no gore at all. 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but whats the difference between light and not light 
[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, there was one issue where you had rosechu face-rape a guy to death. i dont think asperchu ever had rape 
[9:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
Light violence entails to limit of NO to Little blood and no dismemberments. Heavy Violence has no boundaries. 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but why is that wrong? 
[9:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
Firstly, the guy did not die. 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its part of the work 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
dont you like those saw movies? they have tons of blood and over-the-top gore 
[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you dont like blood in asperchu, thats ok, but i dont understand how that connects to whether or not its a parody 
[9:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
In the Asperchu comic, Alec Blatantly past past photos of me in there, and even references me and the original Sonichu. 
[9:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
even the rest of the Chaotic Combo. 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you reference pikachu and sonic in sonichu 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and transformers 
[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and family guy 
[9:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so whats the difference? 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't know anymore. Ever since the Trolls came into my life in 2007, the inspirations went downhill in content and taste. :( h 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I became confused and wayward. 
[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
lost 
[9:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i understand that, but its not about asperchu then 
[9:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess not; I was way more angry at the Trolls anyway. 
[9:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh hey, something unrelated 
[9:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just to get your mind off the trolls 
[9:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
ok 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i was looking at the sex toys page on the cwcki, it said you got a "booty Licious Love Doll" 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i saw that and the name cracked me up, what is that? 
[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what is it>? 
[9:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did. I ordered it from adameve.com Essentially, it was a black female love doll, with a big butt. 
[9:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
whoa, kinky :-* 
[9:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you still have it? 
[9:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
It was fun, and the butt was good to sit on for a short while, and it included a porn DVD; something like Black Safari; I'd have to look up the DVD to give you the title. The DVD, yes. The doll had an, what I like to call, internal injury. It got a hole in its vaginal area; irreparable, because the hole is inside. 
[9:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
did you throw it out? I'd love to see a pic of it if you still have it 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I disposed of the plastic body with the rest of the garbage; my family burns the garbage in a barrel. 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
You can see photos of it on adameve.com 
[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
look under "Love Dolls" 
[9:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
Very much all of the past Love Dolls I had ended up with internal injuries, and were disposed of in the same way. 
[9:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you were rough with them 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
they each lasted at most 27 intercourses. 
[9:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you get your money's worth, then 
[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly). 
[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I used condoms when I fooled with the L.D.s as well. 
[9:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
LDs? oh, love dolls 
[9:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats cool 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
anything else you want 2 talk about 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
Like I heard this woman, Teresa, who was jailed for being a mastermind in the murder of her husband a few years ago is going to meet her execution soon. All details considered, I feel it is wrong, and she is innocent; she should be set free. 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, you know, i should actually probably go to bed fairly soon 
[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i had a nice time talking with you :-) 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I did too. :) h 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we'll have to talk more like this soon. 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had more things to talk about, but I'll e-mail those thoughts to you later. 
[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
I agree. 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, we can have another IM chat too soon 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
which night will you be free next? 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm gonna go to bed, but email me tomorrow and we'll talk more, and talk about when we can have our next chat 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
um, probably thursday or friday 
[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
we'll work it out 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
cool. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
alright, i'm going to bed 
[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Listen 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hugs and kisses, sweetie 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hmm? 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Thank you for listening and being understanding and sweet. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
awwwww 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Love You, Jacklyn. 
[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-* :-* :-* 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h:-* h 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can type in the Kisses 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
: - * 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, goodnight sweetie 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sweet dreams, Sweetheart. 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
don't forget to print out the transcript 
[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
of this chat 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
will do 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thanks for the reminder 
[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
goodnight 
[9:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
goodnight. 

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Chatlogs]]

Talk:Don'tPintheOop

2010-10-30T20:33:12Z

Admiral Klank:

I'll transcribe this.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:17, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Any word on the taped glasses? Just curious if anyone knew what happened to them. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 17:12, 30 October 2010 (UTC)

--He said in a later video that he lost the nose piece. I assume that's the truth because Chris doubtfully did anything worth lying about in regards to his glasses. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 13:32, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Don'tPintheOop

2010-10-30T20:32:47Z

Admiral Klank:

I'll transcribe this.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:17, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Any word on the taped glasses? Just curious if anyone knew what happened to them. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 17:12, 30 October 2010 (UTC)
-He said in a later video that he lost the nose piece. I assume that's the truth because Chris doubtfully did anything worth lying about in regards to his glasses. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 13:32, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Chris in the media

2010-10-28T04:16:09Z

Admiral Klank:

==To do==
You know how some of you folks wanted articles just about the radio appearance by Chris? Well congratulations, you have this page.

Ideally, this page serves to document all the appearances made by Chris in the media, ideally focusing on traditional media (TV, newspapers, radio, etc.). We could throw in the high profile sites like Fark, The Atlantic, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:04, 17 October 2009 (CEST)

Seriously, put media appearances here. I don't want to see articles like "Chris on the Radio" because then we'd need "Chris on TV," "Chris on the Blogosphere," "Chris in newspapers," "Chris in the middle of the street screaming," which defeats the purpose of this article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:53, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

== Internets section ==

I swear to GodBearJesus, I will personally find whoever adds troll-related material to the Internets section and cut off their [[duck]] or sew up their [[china]]. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 23:06, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

-I'm probably just being biased, but is the Atop the Fourth Wall reference really needed? I don't really know if that's high profile enough to merit a mentioning. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:16, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

SonichuBabies

2010-10-26T14:12:03Z

Admiral Klank:

'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off ''The Muppets'' and forces baby siblings [[Sonee and Rosey]] to kiss.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = SonichuBabies
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[A Workout]]
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]

''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee...

''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...

''[Sonee and Rosee in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As [[Rosechu|Rosee]]]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!

''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!

''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!

''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!

''[Magi-chan moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"!

''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.

Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''

''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round!

''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! [[Random-access humor|Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow]]! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television!

''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out.

==See also==

*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*[[Sonichu 3]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:ECV 00002

2010-10-11T05:53:11Z

Admiral Klank:

I'll think I'll attempt to transcribe this bitch.--[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 1:00, 11 October 2010 (EST)

*Go for it, article's ready to go.

[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|Chris in his super-mode.]] Here's a thumbnail. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 22:05, 10 October 2010 (PDT) ->
** It is done. It might need to be fixed a little by someone with more experience, though, since it's my first time transcribing a video.--[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 22:15, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
**You did fine. Though I'm going to edit it to mention when his stupid plastic ear falls down. If anyone feels that's superfluous feel free to ditch it. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 22:21, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
***It was all good, but I revised the transcription because the version you edited had a lot of errors. Feel free to throw the ear stuff into the new transcription. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 22:31, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
****Looking at it now it looks perfect, no need to tamper with it. Thank you! [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 22:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

ECV 00002

2010-10-11T05:28:22Z

Admiral Klank:

[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|Chris in his super-mode.]] ECV 00002 is a video uploaded on 11 October, 2010 in which Chris uses the power of [[Random Access Humor]] to transform into his Super-Mode, presumably for [[Jackie]]. The [[Plush Breasts]] make a cameo appearance in this video.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00002
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nt86Y5JW4ZI}}
| stardate = 11 [[October 2010]]
| subject = Trolls
| style = {{Crazy|text}},
| saga =
| shirt = None
| previous = [[ECV 00001]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===
Hello, folks. Well, and now for something completely different. Electric hedgehog power PEW!

[Chris [[fail|seamlessly]] transforms into Chris Chan Sonichu]

Pew. Listen to me [''Chris's right Sonic ear falls and he adjusts it''] in my super mode! If I actually had the super powers. [''Chris's right Sonic ear falls down again and he [[Homos|straightens]] it''.] But I don't in real life. But I decided to do this anyway, to, I don't know, [''His right Sonic ear falls AGAIN and he adjusts it.''] just to say someth-, just to have fun. For once. Anyway, live an [[Honest content|honest life]], don't curse, don't badmouth people. Just not cool. You know don't pic- don't torture me. At least I am doing this and I have myself a woman, [[Chris and his Ego|so there]]. So she'll like this very much. She appreciates almost everything I do for her. [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|Especially these videos]]. [[Jackie]] I love you. I want to hold you in my arms, sweetheart. My little lady, and we'll look into each other's eyes (?). Alright anyway, stay cool, stay well, um, you know just live in peace- live peacefully. Don't take- don't [[Chris and Anger|be angry at people]]. Don't be mean. Ok? Bye. Take care.

Talk:ECV 00002

2010-10-11T05:21:39Z

Admiral Klank:

100 2266

2010-10-05T07:36:33Z

Admiral Klank: /* Transcription */

'''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]". Chris then finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2266
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kPY6-lf62Ls}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[100 2265]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===

[''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper, one on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonalds character Grimace'']

[''Singing in a deep [[retarded]] voice'']
:Hello, I'm the Grimace, I'm not sad.
:I've been done with feelin' sad. (??)
:All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different

[''Speaking''] Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was [[autistic]] too. I am..-was autistic and very....very shy. Uhhh [[Nathanel Greene Elementary School#Chris's side of the story|the teachers they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they recorded my screams.]] What a sad life for me as a Grimace. [[Chris and his ego|I hate being treated differently]], I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be friendly towards each other. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.
[''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']

Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. [''Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him.''] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses.

[''Chris pulls out his [[Guitar Hero]] guitar from a pile of shit.'']

Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.

[''Chris strums on the whammy bar for about 10 seconds. He then begins to sing "Don't Laugh At Me" by Willis Mark.'']

:Oh my little boy with [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The one they call the geek.
:[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.
:And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep.
:I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.
:A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past.
:You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, [[Twin Falling Towers|don't get your pleasure from my pain]].
:In God's eyes we're all the same. Some day we'll all have [[Anime Wings|perfect wings]]. Don't laugh at me.

:I'm the cripple on the corner, you pass me on the street.
:I wouldn't be out here begging, [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]
:And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.
:I lost my wife and little boy when someone cross the yellow line.
:The day we laid them on the ground, is the day I lost my mind.
:And right now I'm down to holdin', [[Attraction Sign|this little cardboard sign]] so...

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasures from my pain.
:In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:Don't laugh at me.

:[[Obesity|I'm fat]], I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, [''Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song''.] I'm DEAF, I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all?

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
:In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:[''Chris does a dramatic glasses removal and says in a much more serious tone''] Don't laugh at me.

[''Chris reads off a paper he's been holding''] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on iTunes and wherever. Seriously, [[Secret Weapon|don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either.]] Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it that one time cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Bestiality is WRONG]]. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like [''Retarded voice''] detaching a [[vagina]] from a sex doll and putting it on a [[PlayStation 3]]... or an [[Xbox]]! [''Back to regular voice''] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. [''pause'']

So there. Have a good day.

==See also==
*[[100 2265]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2265]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User:Admiral Klank

2010-10-05T05:26:55Z

Admiral Klank: Created page with "{{americunt}} {{straight}} I got nothin."

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I got nothin.

Talk:100 2266

2010-10-05T05:05:56Z

Admiral Klank:

{{Not A Forum}}
I'll give this one the old college try with a transcript. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:21, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

-Alright I don't know how good the transcription came out. It is my first one so I hope it was okay. Feel free to make any adjustments. There was maybe one or two words I didn't catch when he did the retarded Grimace voice so if anyone caught those feel free to toss them in. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 22:05, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Fuck it, man. I'm done with Chris. Shit's getting too real for me. - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 21:33, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2266

2010-10-05T05:05:36Z

Admiral Klank:

{{Not A Forum}}
I'll give this one the old college try with a transcript. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:21, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
Alright I don't know how good the transcription came out. It is my first one so I hope it was okay. Feel free to make any adjustments. There was maybe one or two words I didn't catch when he did the retarded Grimace voice so if anyone caught those feel free to toss them in. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 22:05, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Fuck it, man. I'm done with Chris. Shit's getting too real for me. - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 21:33, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2266

2010-10-05T05:05:02Z

Admiral Klank:

{{Not A Forum}}
I'll give this one the old college try with a transcript. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:21, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
- Alright I don't know how good the transcription came out. It is my first one so I hope it was okay. Feel free to make any adjustments. There was maybe one or two words I didn't catch when he did the retarded Grimace voice so if anyone caught those feel free to toss them in.

Fuck it, man. I'm done with Chris. Shit's getting too real for me. - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 21:33, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

100 2266

2010-10-05T05:03:47Z

Admiral Klank: /* Transcription */

'''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]". Chris then finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2266
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kPY6-lf62Ls}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[100 2265]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===
{{transcription}}

[''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper, one on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonalds character Grimace'']

[''Singing in a deep retarded voice'']Hello I'm the Grimace, I'm not sad.
I've been done with feelin' sad. (??)
All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different
[''Speaking''] Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was autistic too. I am..-was autistic and very....very shy. Uhhh the people (?) they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they destroyed my dreams. What a sad life for me as a Grimace. I hate being treated differently, I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be friendly towards each other. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.
[''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']

Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. [''Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him.''
] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses.

[''Chris pulls out his Guitar Hero Guitar from a pile of shit.'']

Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.

[''Chris strums on the whammy bar for about 10 seconds. He then begins to sing "Don't Laugh At Me" by Willis Mark.'']

Oh my little boy with glasses. The one they call the geek.
[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.
And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep.
I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.
A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past.
You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
In God's eyes we're all the same. Some day we'll all have perfect wings. Don't laugh at me.
I'm the cripple on the corner, you pass me on the street.
I wouldn't be out here begging, [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]
And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.
I lost my wife and little boy when someone cross the yellow line.
The day we laid them on the ground, is the day I lost my mind.
And right now I'm down to holdin', this little cardboard sign so...

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasures from my pain.
In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
Don't laugh at me.

I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, [''Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song''.] I'm DEAF , I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all?
Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
["Chris does a dramatic glasses removal and says in a much more serious tone"] Don't laugh at me.

[''Chris reads off a paper he's been holding''] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on Itunes and wherever. Seriously, don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either. Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it that one time cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. Bestiality is WRONG. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like [''Retarded Voice''] Detaching a vagina from a sex doll and putting it on a Playstation 3 or an Xbox. [''Back to regular voice''] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. So there. Have a good day.

==See also==
*[[100 2265]]
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

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100 2266

2010-10-05T05:01:34Z

Admiral Klank: /* Transcription */

'''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]". Chris then finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].

==Video==
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=== Transcription ===
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[''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper, one on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonalds character Grimace'']

[''Singing in a deep retarded voice'']Hello I'm the Grimace, I'm not sad.
I've been done with feelin' sad. (??)
All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different
[''Speaking''] Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was autistic too. I am..-was autistic and very....very shy. Uhhh the people (?) they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they destroyed my dreams. What a sad life for me as a Grimace. I hate being treated differently, I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be friendly towards each other. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.
[''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']

Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. ["Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him."
] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses.

["Chris pulls out his Guitar Hero Guitar from a pile of shit."]

Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.

["Chris strums on the whammy bar for about 10 seconds. He then begins to sing "Don't Laugh At Me" by Willis Mark."]

Oh my little boy with glasses. The one they call the geek.
[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.
And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep.
I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.
A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past.
You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
In God's eyes we're all the same. Some day we'll all have perfect wings. Don't laugh at me.
I'm the cripple on the corner, you pass me on the street.
I wouldn't be out here begging, [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]
And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.
I lost my wife and little boy when someone cross the yellow line.
The day we laid them on the ground, is the day I lost my mind.
And right now I'm down to holdin', this little cardboard sign so...

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasures from my pain.
In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
Don't laugh at me.

I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, I'm DEAF ["Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song."], I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all?
Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
["Chris does a dramatic glasses removal and says in a much more serious tone"] Don't laugh at me.

["Chris reads off a paper he's been holding"] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on Itunes and wherever. Seriously, don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either. Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it that one time cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. Bestiality is WRONG. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like ["Retarded Voice"] Detaching a vagina from a sex doll and putting it on a Playstation 3 or an Xbox. ["Back to regular voice"] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. So there. Have a good day.

==See also==
*[[100 2265]]
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

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Talk:100 2266

2010-10-05T04:21:31Z

Admiral Klank: Created page with "I'll give this one the old college try with a transcript. ~~~~"

I'll give this one the old college try with a transcript. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:21, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Examples of Chris's Ego

2010-09-19T23:59:36Z

Admiral Klank: /* In the Comic */

Here's an exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!

==In the Real World==

===At School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public Places===
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards. Chris has also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing in a bizarre attempt to save it, then tried to interrupt the proceedings with a speech about how he didn't want to pay for a YMCA membership when the recognized speaker made the mistake of referring to him. He was no doubt trying to gain sympathy by noting that it would make an ostensible retard sad to build the YMCA. Chris was promptly and thankfully shot down.

===People===
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house... then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between Autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On 5 December 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, and Chris being a [[virgin with rage]], Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and Copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - For the most part, Chris ignored the [[Audiobooks]] that were being made out of his comics. However, when he found out that they were being "sold", Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]]. Threatening to kill her AND [[Clyde Cash|her family]]. He then released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and asked for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]- While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "Simonla". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but a [[Mailbag 43|recent Mailbag]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonchu would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler") powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, despite having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|recent call]], Chris actually has the balls to tell Alec that there was a price to pay for making him kill off Simonla - Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao's deaths in the comic.
*[[Bob Chandler]] - On 01 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|twittered]] the sad news that Bob Chandler, Chris's father, was hospitalized with a life-threatening heart condition. Instead of asking for prayers (like many [[Chris and religion|Christians]] do) or putting his comic on hold, he whined about the [[stress]] it caused him and talked about the newest dates for release of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]]. The next day, he released [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|videos]]. Neither had any info on or mention of his father or his condition. He didn't even update [[CWCipedia|his website]] or his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] with the sad news. Here's the sum of all the love and concern Chris expressed for his Dad: One and a half lines of the 11 tweets he sent that afternoon.<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Twitter]</ref>
*[[Fans|His own fans]] - Ever since day one, Chris has treated his fanbase like shit. He insulted one of the few fans he had, shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever" whenever a fan tells him they were going to leave and then he expects them to come to his aid whenever its necessary. When Chris lost his latest [[gal-pal]] due to troll interference, not only did he attack the trolls, he also attacked his fans, claiming that they have no life of their own and comparing them to Mary Lee Walsh in trying to stop him from finding a sweetheart. Hilariously, Chris thinks that he has over a billion fans. Let's put this into perspective: The internet has close to ''two billion users''. Chris thinks he has half of them.
*[[The Wallflower]] - The Wallflower, Chris's latest [[gal-pal]], has been the source of his most recent heartache and anger. In an article in the CWCipedia, Chris shoves the blame on The Wallflower herself, saying that she should never have had a Facebook page or Fanfiction.net page and that, because she refuses to give ''him'' an apology for this, despite the fact it should be ''him'' to ''her'', she will forever hold the guilt of breaking his heart. In addition, Chris claims that the two of them had been seeing each other up until that time when, in actuality, Chris had been [[friend zone]]d once again.
*[[Trolls]] - One of the things that has enraged even casual Christorians is his smugness towards even his trolls. In Chris's own mind, he has came up with the image that they are actually [[homos|homosexual]] [[niggos|blacks]] who are jealous of his work and are slowly becoming autistic by staying on the computer.

===The Internet===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]] - Another shining example of Chris's ego in video form: Chris expects, and even '''demands''', respect from everybody, even though Chris has never shown anybody else any kind of respect. Plus, considering all of the things he's done: adding people to his comic so that he can beat them up, [[mass debating]] on camera, discriminating against others because of [[niggos|race]], [[JERKS|gender]], and [[homos|sexual orientation]], spending taxpayer money on [[Kimmi|sex toys]] and [[PS3|video games]], uploading poorly-drawn [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|pictures]] of himself fingering [[Megan]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and then blaming them for her breaking up with him; He's never done anything to warrant the respect of '''anyone'''.
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo Buonarotti]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since free-riding on someone else's talents is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan| Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existence. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of ED and edited out at his convenience.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan]</ref>
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Sonichu Forum|Chris and the Sonichu Forum]] - When Chris discovered a troll site filed with people pretending to be Sonichu fans, he used it to it's maximum possible extent. The notorious [[Mailbag 50]] was made using hand-picked posts from the forum, selected for their copious amounts of ass-kissing. When one troll suggested that Chris [[Sonichu Forum#Chris doesn't own a mirror|wasn't much of a catch IRL]], Chris responded with anger, demanding to know what could possibly make them think that he was anything less than awesome.
*[[CWCki|Chris and the CWCki]] - On 10 March 2010, Chris ended up discovering the CWCki due to the fiasco that lead to his breakup with [[The Wallflower]]. He demanded that all pages concerning him, his family and friends be altered or [[death threats|there would be trouble.]] Noticing the Wallflower's page altered, he took credit for it, not realizing that she had demanded it much earlier and had nothing to do with his earlier rant.
*[[Chris and the Internet|Leaving the Internet]] - No fewer than ''five times'', Chris has boldly claimed that he was "distancing himself from the Internet", that the only way he would be seen would be outside. However, Chris has always returned, anywhere from 36 hours to two weeks after making this bold claim. In a hypocritical sense, Chris hasn't left the Internet - he's left the parts that he doesn't like anymore.
*[[Flipnote Hatena]] - After "distancing himself from the Internet", Chris decided to bide his time on Flipnote Hatena, a website that allows him to post animated creations from the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote Studio. So far, Chris has used it to spread his word over how to deal with trolls by butchering a humorous music video, thinking its creator was thinking the same thing he was, and by creating a set of "tags", listing out a bunch of lies. At the end of [[An Ol' Classic Dream]], he demands that his brainwashed, obedient fanbase give him 5 million stars in exchange for an uncensored version of the already raunchy video. When mods took down his flipnotes, Chris would put them back on, disable comments on his page, then reallow them, posting a flipnote that should be him apologizing for doing so, but talked more about the trolls and his "Internet Rep" than an actual apology.
*[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|Trollbusters]] - After returning to the Internet, Chris comes up with the idea for a "Trollbusters" group, having made shirts and cars on [[ModNation Racers]]. All of this was done so he can make the Internet safe for himself. Searches through Google, though, reveal that there have been other Trollbuster attempts in the past by other people and, most likely like this one, were doomed to [[fail]].

===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] - After [[trolls]] caused Chris to win the contest in a misguided attempt to troll the entire gaming community, Chris vowed to spend his winnings (a $400 USD gift card) with his church. Instead, he barely spent half of it towards the church, taking the rest (approximately over 200 dollars) for himself.

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Mumble 4]] - When Clyde asks Chris what kind of job he thinks he's qualified for, Chris says, "If anything, I'm overqualified...[for] every type of job available!"
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses ''professional'' psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|national holiday]]; a "Second Day of Love" for [[Chris and his Ego|no valid reason whatsoever]].
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris believe he can use his current congregation as a personal army.
*[[Copyright|His copyright]] - If there is one thing Chris takes pride in, it's his "official" Sonichu copyright. With this, he feels as if he can actually make his multimedia empire with no one to stop him. When he first got the paperwork, he boasted it not even a day after he lost Kacey to Liquid Chris, more or less telling her she got stuck with a loser. He also attempted to set up a bunch of videos trying to sell Sonichu to other companies. In his second "I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER" video, he uses the copyright again to boast that he has won over the trolls.
* [[Car Pranks|His answering machine]] - When a number of trolls attempted to call Chris over a Craigslist listing of his car, one of the calls got to his answering machine. The recorded message says that his lawyers and a doctor of some sort advises him not to take any interviews due to too much information being leaked, then calls the trolls "trollin' stupid."
* [[100 2178|Greene County School Board]] - In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his "autistic shell". This also included paying off a Realtor to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.
*In a [[Media:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|one-page spread]] designed to spread awareness of the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, Chris drew all the human victims being dwarfed by four and a half foot tall hedgehogs. The human children, sitting beside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|a bunch of furry runts]], are to scale less than a foot tall. Topping it all off was the inclusion of Simonchu in order to spite [[Evan]]. To Chris, it's more important that his (stolen) recolor abominations have more exposure than the people he's trying to help.
*Similarly, the [[:File:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|poster]] ostensibly designed to be a protest sign features the aforementioned recolors more prominently than the [[McIntire Park|message]] of the sign.
*[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] - Much like his lord and master GodJesus, Chris believes he has the power to forgive those who have sinned against him, essentially the opposite of his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack. Apparently, Chris is so arrogant, he thinks he can use his [[Chris and religion|retard magic]] to cleanse the souls of the [[trolls|wicked mortals]] who dare to play [[Kick the Autistic]] instead of worshipping him, and has done so [[One Blessing, and One Curse|on]] [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour|numerous]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|occasions]].

==In the Comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Sonichu 5|Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] see Sonichu taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2'') and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self-indulgement fantasies that are described below.

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as [[CWCVille]]. The city's currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as [[CWC Cola]]. The radio station is called "K-CWC"... the hotel is called the "Double CWC" ... even his [[Wikipedia:Hyrule|Hyrule]] ripoff is called "[[RuleCWC]]". Basically, everything is named after Chris. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 0]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' Again, Chris's existence in the comics is very minor, confined to Sub-Episodes and a sudden appearance, mocking how ridiculous a singing and dancing [[Robotnik]] is.
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts; despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, just because she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essentially tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream when he lost a [[Hannah|one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy. On the plus side, that does look a little bit like him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceeds with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egotistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the 4-cent_garbage HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is legendary) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. And then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome. Later in the issue, as he issues an apology over what he had done concerning Asperchu, he puts Alec, Mao, Evan and Sean on a mock trial for the murder of Simonla Rosechu, pull evidence out of their asses and get them sentenced to death, two of which Chris participates in!
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling praises about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy. ]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) [[Megan Schroeder|Asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday. |[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him (neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday). He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag_Day_in_Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and religion|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.

===The Declaration===
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his [[trolls|army of fans]] to celebrate his hubris. And to remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

{{clear}}

==References==
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==See Also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Talk:Chris and religion

2010-09-19T08:09:26Z

Admiral Klank:

==Do something about Romans==
It's a nice quote but it's too big. I tried incorporating it into the article but it didn't look very good, something should be done with it to make the quotes section a bit smaller. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 18:11, 23 August 2010 (PDT)

==To do==
*Chris's warped version of Christianity (homosexuality = bad, lesbianism = good, sex before marriage = okay).
*his twisted double standard of morality (anyone else lies = "vicious lies and slander", Chris outright lies = "half-truths"; also how Adam Stackhouse cheating = bad, Chris cheating = okay).
*God's influence on his dreams
*how Chris is guilty of all seven deadly sins

==God is a Troll==

If we assume God exists and it was God who talked to Chris could it be argued that God is trolling chris as well?

==Split==
I'll entertain the motion of splitting off GodJesus into its own page, since Chris has invoked God specifically in much of his work, which can be considered a separate thing to how Chris views religion, in addition to GodJesus being in the comic and a popular meme amongst trolls. We can document all the times Chris has invoked GodJesus in various media.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:07, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

I guess go on. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 11:11, 3 September 2009 (CEST)

That could actually be really funny, thinking about it. Go for it! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:36, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Sounds like a good plan. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 23:55, 3 December 2009 (CET)

I don't know why no-one ever followed through on this idea. I'd just like to say I support this if the topic is still open. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:41, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

==The Seven Deadly Sins==
The seven deadly sins aren't really 7 specific sins so much as seven categories that cover all sins. In other words, every wrongdoing is motivated, in one way or another By Greed, Sloth, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, or Envy. So whether it's lying to save face (pride) raging against guys with girlfriends (Wrath, Lust, Envy) or basically anything else Chris does at all, it all goes back to one of the deadly sins.

That said, I doubt there's any need to actually include that in the article. Making this whole paragraph moot, I guess. whatever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:38, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

:Apparently someone doesn't like the Seven Deadly sins portion of this page much at all. Does the article really need it? I mean, all it does it repeat the point that Chris wallows in wrongdoing. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:20, 19 November 2009 (CET)

::Eh, I vote we leave it in. They're a fundamental part of certain sects of Christianity, and it's an interesting analysis. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:01, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

===10 Commandments===
Now that's better. I'm half-tempted to delete the 7 deadly sins part completely now that we have this. To whoever wrote it, you're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 11 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks. :^D [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 06:04, 11 December 2009 (CET)

In the "Honor thy father and thy mother": part of the 10 Commandments it says that Chris called his father a bastard once and links to "Bob Walks In Aftermath". Having read it though it sounds to me like he could have been calling the troll a bastard and not his father. Any thoughts? [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:32, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

==Possession?==

christfag here i believe chris might be possessed or demonically oppressed having cast demons out of people before he acts very similar to them [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:31, 20 November 2009 (CET)

of course if this is true and if some one at his church has half a brain and recognizes this expect the saga to be over very quickly
(this is just a theory after all) [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:36, 20 November 2009 (CET)

:I'm also a Christian, but I really don't think there's much evidence here for demonic possession. Chris strikes me as just a terrible person on the whole, not a terrible person the devil is controlling.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)

::The devil is wasting his time if he's controlling Chris. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:54, 20 November 2009 (CET)

but if he is truly born again then he can't be possessed only oppressed [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 15:32, 21 November 2009 (CET)

the only reason i started thinking about this was when in one of the many chats he mentions how he hears things like "chris is gay" [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 04:16, 22 November 2009 (CET)

:I think that's more a case of self-denial or possible schizophrenia. No need to insert something silly like "demonic possession". Of course, maybe I'm a little biased against the idea, being atheist, but the symptoms are also right in line with the possibilities I mentioned, and my suggestions are things we actually know to exist, rather than a (fairly archaic) religious mere. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:05, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Other Religions?==

Should we document Chris's opinions on religions other than his own? Unfortunately, there's not much to go by, save a few Mumble chats and recent mailbag responses, but he seems tolerant of other people's beliefs (although this could be attributed to his willing ignorance of everything outside Virginia). --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:00, 4 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks, Dkaien. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 21:35, 4 December 2009 (CET)
:*That's definitely going to be hard since Chris is unfamiliar with any non-Christian religion. Hell, he doesn't really know the difference between Catholics and Protestants. {{unsigned|AntonImausMk2}}

Chris said in [[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|the mailbag]] that he agrees with all of Fred Nile's views, and Fred Nile is apparently quite anti-Muslim. Make of that what you will. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 07:51, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Source? ==

Has Chris ever actually been asked why he believes that there is pain and suffering if there is a loving God? The page suggests he has, but I can't find any source for it. --[[User:Mekka|Mekka]] 03:22, 15 December 2009 (CET)

== Reincarnation ==

[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from the doctor|Right here]].

Chris's religion is now basically just a mishmash of every faith he's ever heard of, with a good helping of shit he just plain made up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Afterlife ==

So I wrote a little bit about Chris's stance on the hereafter, and how it really doesn't have anything in common with Christianity. I just kinda tacked it onto the end of GodJesus, because I couldn't really think of anywhere else it would fit properly.

Pretty much the entire idea of Christianity is that Jesus saves, and that it's impossible to save ourselves no matter how many good deeds we do. It's weird, considering he bases so much of his identity on it, but Chris really isn't a Christian at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:26, 3 January 2010 (CET)

I think it's possible that he actually doesn't give a damn about Christianity; and that he follows it for his own personal gain. If he ignores most of what Christians believe, and how he's selfish as fuck when it comes to referencing GODJEBUS (Like that time he mentioned how God would send the trolls to hell if they didn't listen to him, for example) then I would assume that Chris really doesn't care much

Here's a thought: What if Christianity turned out to be right, and after he dies, Chris went to hell? Can you imagine his reaction? Oh the hilarity. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:41, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

I promise you he would say God is trolling him and then bore Satan with his comics. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 01:09, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

== Issue 10 page 48 ==

So, we have a hedgehog kneeling in prayer before some sort of altar, a stone rolling away from a tomb by itself, and hyper Sonichu, in a church window, assuming the pose Christ had when he died on the cross. Chris just made Jesus Christ an orange Homophobic hedgehog. I'll try and add this to the main article when I'm done raging, because honestly, this is blasphemy on levels I didn't think Chris was capable of.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I just saw this and... like they say: you think you've seen Chris hit the lowest, then he ends up outdoing himself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:11, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
** The worst part is that that page is stained with something-or-other. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:08, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
** I added a bit about Sonichu's apparent new Messianic role, feel free to add/edit/delete if you think it sucks, as up to this point my edits have been mostly minor typo corrections [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 12:02, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***You done good Magic8Ball. You done good.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:08, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

== Satanism Comparison? ==

Or would Chris the Shaman cover most of the satanic-like things he's done, especially that fucked up attempt to brainwash us into hating Asperchu instead of Sonichu? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:51, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Please remember that we are talking about Chris here. He's pulling tons of stuff out without a hint of afterthought. At worst, he will ask pardon to GosJesus and everything will be well since he's forgiven. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::I think Chris the shaman covers it well enough. Also, the whole Backmasking thing was really more of a failed attempt at a subliminal message than a cry to Satan.
:::Of course, we should still call it a satanic message because that's funnier.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:15, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Works or Faith==

To be accurate, the Bible is pretty contradictory on faith saving you alone or the works saving you, and many Christians believe the concept of faith alone to be Satanic. So maybe the Christians Chris is around believe that. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:35, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==The phrase "GodJesus"==

Is [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|this]] the only time Chris has used it? Was it a one-off like [[niggo]] or [[pedofork]]?{{unsigned|Liquid!}}
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) lots of things Chris says are one off, but they stick to trolls because they find them amusing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[The Simpsons]] ==
An odd little coincidence here; I was watching a Simpsons haloween special recently. They're called Treehouse of Horror episodes. They do these non canonical horror stories. Theres one in particular that sees homer killing celebrities for money from advertisement firms. It makes more sense in context. Well it ends with the celebrities coming down from heaven and trying to kill Homer, and before they kill himm he asks what the one true faith is, to which Krusty the Klown replies 'Its a combination of [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha|Voodoo]] and Methodist.' Worth mentioning or not? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:45, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:* I think it's pure coincidence. I have yet heard Chris call himself a Methodism or any relation with Voodoo. If he mention it in the future, the comment would be added. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:19, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::*His current church is Methodist. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:44, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Good, we are half-way there. At the second he mention Voodoo, the info will fit in the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:50, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*[[Chris_and_religion#Chris_the_Shaman|"Despite his professed Christianity, Chris's beliefs and behaviors almost tend towards a sort of shamanistic mindset, where God is a force to be controlled; and the universe can be influenced by various mystic rituals."]] --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 20:06, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::* Nice link but as long as Chris don't use the term "VooDoo" or make a direct allusion to the said scene, there's no ground to add it on the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:12, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Virgin with rage

2010-06-30T20:37:45Z

Admiral Klank:

==To do==
*add references to the phrase "virgin with rage" in Chris's works
*note how he associates violence with sex (he's a "virgin with rage", sex is described in "gory" details, etc.)
*Also how he masturbates or how he drew that picture of Megan to quell violent urges so he doesn't "fly off the handle." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:12, 8 June 2009 (CEST)
*Another thing Chris stole, that line about hormones slam banging is from the first episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Good job Chris, you can't even be a horny creep without stealing something. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 20:37, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Admiral Klank

2010-06-19T21:28:46Z

Admiral Klank:

Welcome to the CWCki, sir!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

-Much obliged sir. I hope to be able to make Chris look as terrible as possible.-[[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:28, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sonichu 2 Official Videobook

2010-06-18T20:41:39Z

Admiral Klank:

I'm mostly finished transcribing episode 7. Should have it done in 24 hours (edit: done) [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 05:48, 7 October 2009 (CEST)

Working on episode 8. Probably will take a couple of days to finish. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:13, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

*Episode 8 transcript uploaded. Chris, if you're reading this, your comic is shit, and your narration is shit. Goddamn. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:24, 14 October 2009 (CEST)

I just saw the "Take that Zorak" line. And I guarantee what Chris is referring to is he stole the chant from Space Ghost Coast to Coast's episode entitled "Banjo", and made it backwards. So it's not random access humor, it's just ripping shit off and then admitting it. [[User:AdmiralKlank|AdmiralKlank]]

Talk:Sonichu 2 Official Videobook

2010-06-18T20:40:47Z

Admiral Klank:

Talk:Sonichu 2 Official Videobook

2010-06-18T20:40:31Z

Admiral Klank: