https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=AdmiralPingasCWCki - User contributions [en]2026-04-26T11:18:18ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCFlyingElephants&diff=164611CWCFlyingElephants2013-01-14T07:30:42Z<p>AdmiralPingas: Edited brackets for continuity</p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]<br />
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven-minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Chris runs, twirls, acts crazy and does handstands while in the [[nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with [[toys]], and throws around [[Lil' Chris]]. <br />
==Videos==<br />
===Censored Version===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Censored<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eKrl7SA0Myo}}<br />
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Power]]<br />
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Audio Version===<br />
<center><br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Audio<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ooT5gK3Cjqk}}<br />
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Power]]<br />
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]<br />
}}</center><br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
And now for somecummpentydifferent. [''Chris shows off his [[Muscle bra|man-tits]]''] BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!<br />
<br />
AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm! <br />
<br />
[[Star Wars|It's a trap!]] HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!<br />
<br />
And now for something completely different, a man impersonating [[South Park|Towelie the Towel.]] Oh my goodness, [[Tomgirl Pictures|my pussy is wet!]] Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! [[Yawning Squirtle|Wanna get high?]] NOOOOO! NOOO! <br />
<br />
[''Gumby voice''] I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|superior intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of [[Wikipedia:Graham Hill|Graham Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations! <br />
<br />
Full-frontal nudity. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I haven't had enough of the permissive society! I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!<br />
<br />
I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref><br />
<br />
Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!<br />
<br />
And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]]. Lend me [[Wikipedia:Laserbeak|Laserbeak]]!<br />
<br />
DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII [[CWC More Than A Feeling|More than a feeling-]]<br />
<br />
I like a nice dance, you're forced to. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.<br />
<br />
[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a punch, and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.<br />
<br />
[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my hat, and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.<br />
<br />
Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.<br />
<br />
Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words. <br />
<br />
Hey dude, that's not cool.<br />
<br />
Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. [''Imitating [[Wikipedia:King of the Hill|King of the Hill]]'']<br />
<br />
[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!<br />
<br />
Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to act. Like. A. Loony!<br />
<br />
[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.<br />
<br />
Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!<br />
<br />
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!<br />
<br />
[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.<br />
<br />
Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.<br />
<br />
LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!<br />
<br />
Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a [[Monthly Tugboat|handout]]. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Gilligan's Island|Mr. Thurston Howell III]]. Indeed. Indeed.<br />
<br />
== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Random-access humor]]<br />
*[[Monty Python]]<br />
*[[I Got A Fish]]<br />
*[[Bunny Hop]]<br />
*[[Nudes]]<br />
*[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]<br />
==External links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJont1FhOw A sample of the madness]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Watch CWCFlyingElephants]<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Power]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]|}}<br />
{{LeakedVideos}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]<br />
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-04-27]]</div>AdmiralPingashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCFlyingElephants&diff=164610CWCFlyingElephants2013-01-14T07:29:35Z<p>AdmiralPingas: Corrected some of the Python quotes</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Honest}}<br />
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]<br />
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven-minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Chris runs, twirls, acts crazy and does handstands while in the [[nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with [[toys]], and throws around [[Lil' Chris]]. <br />
==Videos==<br />
===Censored Version===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Censored<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eKrl7SA0Myo}}<br />
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Power]]<br />
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Audio Version===<br />
<center><br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Audio<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ooT5gK3Cjqk}}<br />
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Power]]<br />
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]<br />
}}</center><br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
And now for somecummpentydifferent. [''Chris shows off his [[Muscle bra|man-tits]]''] BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!<br />
<br />
AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm! <br />
<br />
[[Star Wars|It's a trap!]] HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!<br />
<br />
And now for something completely different, a man impersonating [[South Park|Towelie the Towel.]] Oh my goodness, [[Tomgirl Pictures|my pussy is wet!]] Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! [[Yawning Squirtle|Wanna get high?]] NOOOOO! NOOO! <br />
<br />
(Gumby voice) I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|superior intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of [[Wikipedia:Graham Hill|Graham Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations! <br />
<br />
Full-frontal nudity. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I haven't had enough of the permissive society! I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!<br />
<br />
I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref><br />
<br />
Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!<br />
<br />
And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]]. Lend me [[Wikipedia:Laserbeak|Laserbeak]]!<br />
<br />
DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII [[CWC More Than A Feeling|More than a feeling-]]<br />
<br />
I like a nice dance, you're forced to. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.<br />
<br />
[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a punch, and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.<br />
<br />
[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my hat, and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.<br />
<br />
Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.<br />
<br />
Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words. <br />
<br />
Hey dude, that's not cool.<br />
<br />
Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. [''Imitating [[Wikipedia:King of the Hill|King of the Hill]]'']<br />
<br />
[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!<br />
<br />
Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to act. Like. A. Loony!<br />
<br />
[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.<br />
<br />
Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!<br />
<br />
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!<br />
<br />
[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.<br />
<br />
Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.<br />
<br />
LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!<br />
<br />
Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a [[Monthly Tugboat|handout]]. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Gilligan's Island|Mr. Thurston Howell III]]. Indeed. Indeed.<br />
<br />
== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Random-access humor]]<br />
*[[Monty Python]]<br />
*[[I Got A Fish]]<br />
*[[Bunny Hop]]<br />
*[[Nudes]]<br />
*[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]<br />
==External links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJont1FhOw A sample of the madness]<br />
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Watch CWCFlyingElephants]<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Power]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]|}}<br />
{{LeakedVideos}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]<br />
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-04-27]]</div>AdmiralPingas