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My Breast Massage Routine 18+

2022-04-05T20:00:09Z

Adolf Ash: "slightly", not "completely"

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'''My Breast Massage Routine 18+''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. Chris shows us how he ritualistically fondles his [[Obesity|man boobs]] in an attempt to make them larger to deal with his [[gender dysphoria]] issues, while bragging about his bra size and wearing nipple pasties, having created a playlist to watch of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. He measures his bust size and proudly points himself out to be a 38D, even though this size is caused by his masculine chest breadth and his obesity, not by his breasts (which remain an A cup). However, Chris's moobs are at least big enough that The Playroom mistook them for actual titties and censored the nipples.

Other noteworthy moments occur when he mocks women for sagging breasts saying "that's crazy" in the same video he shows off his obese stomach, and when he continues attempting to appeal to feminists with #FreeTheNipple in attempt to get some [[china]].
==Video==
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{{quote|Also, uh, couple other topics, yeah--actually, one of which was confirming my cup size to y'all for you naysayers and haters}}

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'''Description'''
{{Quotebox|A freeform breast massage routine I've figured out for myself; practice and perform for at least five minutes.
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==Transcript==
-slightly undressed. Anyway this vid- [''jump cut''] eighteen and up; you do [''stream freezes''] title [''and again''] eighteen plus, so if you're not that old, I [''and again''] so yeah, talkin' about... Breast massage. So... heh... tiny tease, but still. You can definitely see, I'm there. Ow![?] And just to... make sure everybody knows... for positive... [''Chris measures his gut ''] I mean my bra size... I, go down, back, about, uh, about two, but yeah, technically, but yeah, measured myself at 40 right here... and come round to the front here... and this will take into account my recent... experiments with the subliminals, so... you might see a slight increase from previous [''incoherent'']... the measuring thing... mmm, yeah... I just had a shower, so... little wet... yeah right there, it's a little bit over 44 and a half. So, from 40 to 44 to fourish[?] difference confirms... that I am indeed... a D cup. And now I [''incomprehensible''] bras... was a perfect fit. 38D.

Anyhow, so, let's get right down to the, uh, point I'm recording this for. Uhh, because I'm looking to increase my breast size, I have uh, looked into various try-at-home techniques of which I have been very much... persistent upon, including supplements and whatnot. But definitely among which is the way of massaging. So, u--from uh, we're gonna try to figure out from one or two videos I watched that talk about massaging like this, I kinda put heads and tails together.

For a few--just kinda like, free-form, also, so... it's like I go, squeeze 'em from the top upwards and make sure I'm cupping my breasts all the way... so I go... I do this, you can do this for as long as you feel like on each. Octag-- each side of this octagon here, so anyway, you wanna do the top first... or whichever side you feel comfortable with... that's my suggestion... and then you go up here... then to the insides... like that... and then, right there... and to the bottom, and to the, the, the opposite sides, uh, uh, w-normally I would say from the bottom there, sides, and up, but yeah, that's just--just doing it all at once, spreading your fingers all the way out and...[''Chris wipes his forehead''] So anyways, once again, it's a... up, up, right left, up, and you each--do each part for as long as you feel like, until your fingers get tired, and you keep 'is ob--you do this for like, a minimal of five minutes or so.

Mmm, also, uh, couple other topics, yeah--actually, one of which was confirming my cup size to y'all for you naysayers and haters, so, hmm. Definitely a... [''Chris makes a "D" with his fingers''] D cup. Mmm. [''unintelligible''] D. Well anyway, yes, D cup. 38-D. My bra, though it's 40, with the measuring tape, going down two inches. Anyhow, I have uh also, been made--Ik also--I have also aware about how people hate on women who nursefeed their babies and children in public. I support the women on being able to do that. Even in public, or in the privacy of their own home, wherever--they should be allowed to, very much, to feed their children the way they au--the way they want to, even if it means revealing themselves. So, all the power to y'all. And of course I still support, very much, the uh, choice of how, rather or not women want to wear a bra or not... free the nipple. I support your choices very much. Although in my expert opinion, I feel like considering they tend to--the breasts will tend to droop down as the years go on, y'know I think that's definitely the better reason why, I feel like the best reason to definitely wear a brassiere, for support and keeping 'em up here instead of ''down here''. That's crazy.

Alright, well, that's all for now, so... there'll be an--there'll be other updates and whatnot. Also, uh, soon to come, more available official attire and gift products, from another shop that I'll be opening up very soon and where other people will be, are doing that work. And they're getting paid too, so, just letting y'all know. Thank you, and have a good safe day.

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14 Branchland Court

2022-03-05T17:30:36Z

Adolf Ash: "Navigate", not "Negotiate"

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{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}
[[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]
[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5769439 Chris designates his house as a temple, Christmas 2019]</ref> – the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Snoopy and Clover|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]]<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-29-2021-barb-returned-to-14bc.99387/ Aug 29 2021 - Barb returned to 14BC]</ref> where she is currently at the mercy of caretakers and hateful family members after the car accident [[November 2021|three months prior]].<ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_27_November_2021#Kengle.27s_description_and_response]]</ref>

==History==
Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth (24 February [[1982]]) until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==First House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.

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===First floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

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===Second floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

'''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and the trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old and/or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.

The yard now consists of some simply crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a '''shed''' and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where Bob would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the "dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C," and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris could not summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.

The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223</ref> five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.

As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.

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==Second House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his Ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==2014 house fire==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

{{Main|2014 house fire}}

On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Post-fire renovation==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some were hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' hasn't seemed hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].

Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house. Because, you know, that was his main concern, rather than his impending trial in February. Naturally, it didn't seem to have crossed his mind that, being a repeat offender, he probably wouldn't get to enjoy his renovated house for long.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.

===Current state===
{{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
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[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding are slowly turning it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, is just about the only part of the property which is thriving as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.

<center><gallery>
File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|Nov 2016 - The dirty hallway carpet, seen in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]]
File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At the bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] relieve themselves. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."
File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.
</gallery></center>

In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Clogged_shower_drain</ref>

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] is now accessible and can be used for cooking. Chris has used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] is now on the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, is now Chris's toy-filled workroom.

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==Third House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being '''''very''''' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it's semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves, suggesting it's only soon before long that the house will return to being the fire hazard that it was not too long ago.

==Tour of the Chandler Yard==
{{See also|Pokemon GO}}
[[File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 4.jpg|thumb|250px|A derelict shed in the Chandler yard.]]

In [[April 2019]], Chris, while playing [[Pokémon]] Go, used the game to photograph several locations in the yard, uploading them to his Google [[Sonichu Headquarters]] page.<ref>https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/108869577750408912899/photos/@38.2001432,-78.4081779,17z/data=!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1</ref>

The eerie images unintentionally capture the abandoned state of the yard, including the gazebo, [[Bob]]'s old greenhouse, the unkempt, weed-strewn, and thinning lawn, and a derelict shed, as backdrops against colorful game characters. In essence, the images are a look into Chris's psyche and his own abandonment of [[reality]] for escapist fantasies.

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File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 1.jpg|The gazebo.
File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 2.jpg|Another angle of the gazebo.
File:WildVirginia2.jpg |Bob's greenhouse.
File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 5.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 6.jpg
File:WildVirginia3.jpg ‎
File:John2.jpg
File:WildVirginia1.jpg ‎
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==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank] but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus]. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.

==Neighbors==
{{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>{{cite farms|thread=102598|post=10742742</ref>}}
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:

*The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2014_Facebook_Posts#FIRE.21</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy#Stealing_a_Neighbor.27s_Dog</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#Chris_the_Cat-Killer</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref>

*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-25-chris-says-neighbor-angry-at-him-for-kid-questioning-gender-identity.52619/</ref>

*On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref>

==Visiting==
{{main|Fan visits}}
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]
When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.

In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.
That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.

==Chris and his address==
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a Pokéstop.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

==Gallery==
===September 2013===
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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===March 2014===
On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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===April 2014===
On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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===April 2015===
Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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===June 2017-August 2021===
More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

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File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]
File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]
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File:August2021House2.jpg|August 2021
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===September 2021===
On 6 [[September 2021]], a [[carpetbagger]] trying to promote his book, [[Winfield Winfield]], released 18 pictures of the house and surrounding structures.

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===December 2021===
On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).
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On 20 December 2021, a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref>
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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

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File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
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== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| ytid = nHRsavBhxGA
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2020.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.
* [[Fan visits]]
==References==
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{{Places}}
{{Health}}
{{Money}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004

2022-02-24T20:53:38Z

Adolf Ash: Identified a word in transcript

'''ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004''' is a 13-minute video filmed by [[Chris]] on [[Christmas|25]] [[December 2004]]. The first part was leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 21 [[December 2014]] and the second on 24 [[December 2014]]. In the first part, Chris shows off his presents and [[14 Branchland Court]] while the second part features Chris (then age 22) opening some presents with [[Bob]] (77) and [[Barb]] (63). One of the most infamous parts of the video features Bob reading a card from Chris which is all about the [[Love Quest]] and not the holiday. Also noteworthy is Bob and Barb's demeanor – they sound outright ''depressed'' here, almost as if it dawned on them that this is how their adult son is behaving, and will continue to behave for the rest of his life. Even sadder is that this is also one of the only documented times that Bob, Barb, and Chris have had a recording of themselves in the same frame.

Chris's choice of gifts is particularly unusual – Chris takes great pride in presenting his mother with the iconic snowglobe of fail and a Hamtaro toy (the toy is broken, as it was apparently the last one in the store). For his father, Chris offers a "choice" between ''Fraggle Rock'' on VHS, or ''Fraggle Rock'' on DVD. Why Chris believes that a 77-year-old world music collector would be particularly interested in a live-action puppet show aimed at children is not made clear. Note that Bob's "choice" here means very little – Bob decides on the DVD, but ultimately accepts the VHS after some pressure from Chris, suggesting that Chris intends to keep the DVD version for himself.

This video, like [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004]], is actually from the Director's Cut version of the "[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]]" DVD. It is also one of the rare glimpses we've seen of the Chandler living room in its less cluttered state.

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==Part 1==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ChandlerFamilyChristmas Part 1
| ytid = ktQ9uBu2n2g
| stardate = [[December 2004|25 December 2004]]
| subject = {{Other|[[C-Mas]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part_2|ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 Part 2]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
--Scene 1--
 ''(A TV in the background can be heard playing [[Wikipedia:A Christmas Story|A Christmas Story]].)
 '''Chris:''' 'Twas Christmas Day, and all through the house, the creatures that were stirring were my family, and me, and our two cats.
 ''(camera pans around the [[List of toys|junk]] in [[Chris's room]])''
 We enter Christmas Day in my bedroom of wonderous... fun. 'Cause we have [[Tour of Chris's House|plenty of stuff around the house]]. On this day of... [[Speech impediment|Hwey-zeus's]] birth, upon the, uh, arrival of my doorstep, we find... a Snoopy house.
 ''(camera zooms in on a toy Snoopy doghouse sitting on Chris' bed, which plays "Jingle Bells" when Chris activates it. The music plays throughout the rest of the scene)''
 There we go.
 ''(camera pans across the bed to a SpongeBob SquarePants action figure)''
 SpongeBob SquarePants! ''(Chris poorly imitates SpongeBob's laugh)'' And a tower of gifts.
 ''(camera pans to a copy of "Sonic Advance 3")''
 And [[Vidya|a Game Boy Advance title]].
 ''The camera turns around as if to leave.''

--Scene 2--
 ''We enter another room, with the camera focused on the Chandlers' Christmas tree. The doghouse is playing short snippets of assorted Christmas music throughout the scene.''
 '''Chris:''' And we wander upon our wondrous Christmas tree, with a star that was made so delicately. Delicately... and creatively.
 ''(the camera zooms in on the tree's star, which is a [[rainbow]]-colored paper cutout, with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and Chris drawn on it)''
 With Pokemon hanging about.
 ''(pan to a small wrapped present hanging in the tree)''
 And a Christmas present that was supposed to be for the [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] that Santa brought, but unfortunately... she didn't show. Well, upon this wonderal Christmas Day, we see our two cute cats.
 ''(Chris walks over past the fridge to where a cat is lying on the floor)''
 Hey, Desi. Desi! Eeeyeah. our cat's Desi.
 ''(Chris starts to leave)''
 And Lucy's around somewhere.

--Scene 3--
 ''Christmas music plays on the hi-fi in this scene. Chris walks into the cluttered kitchen where Bob is preparing his breakfast.''
 '''Chris:''' And now we wander in on my family! Say hello, Father!
 '''Bob:''' ''(continuing to unwrap his food)'' Uh, yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Makin' my Christmas movie!
 '''Bob:''' I say you're wasting your chip.
 '''Chris:''' But I'm going to put it onto VHS anyway.
 '''Bob:''' I see. All right.
 ''(Chris forges onward past Bob, through the proto-hoard, to focus the camera on a smaller electric Christmas tree.)''
 '''Chris:''' A smaller Christmas tree down here.
 ''(The camera pans left into a dark, Stygian abyss)''
 And our mother's asleep here in the dark area.
 ''(Chris turns back to his father)''
 Would you care to share a Merry Christmas with the world, Father?
 '''Bob:''' ''(still preparing his breakfast)'' Ho ho ho. I gotta share some breakfast.
 '''Chris:''' Yup! You're having a great start.
 '''Bob:''' ''(finished unwrapping his French toast and now rummaging around for some plastic utensils)'' Yup, found one.

--Scene 4--
 ''Chris is in the stairwell of 14BC, which is separated by a curtain from the rest of the house. He climbs the stairs while pointing the camera back down the way he came, then turns and focuses on his other cat.''
 '''Chris:''' As we venture our way back upstairs to our room for breakfast and mirth, we find our other sweet cat, little miss Lucy. Hello sweetheart! Would you care to meow for your worldwide audience?
 ''(Lucy studiously ignores Chris)''
 Come on, sweet kitty! Meow! Meeeow! What, are you camera-shy? 'Cause you look good on video.
 ''(Lucy continues ignoring Chris and grooms herself)''
 Haha! You're such a sweet kitty.

--Scene 5--
 ''Chris is back in the same room as scene 3. Barb has emerged from the unfathomable darkness and installed herself on the orange couch at the back of the room.''
 '''Chris:''' Now the family is up and about! Especially my mother!
 ''(Chris walks up to Barb's couch)''
 Hello, Mother! Would you care to say something to the entire world?
 '''Barb:''' Merry Christmas.
 '''Chris:''' Yup! ''(pans up to the window, where one of the cats is sitting)'' This is Lucy in the window! I got you earlier, Lucy, but now you're sitting majestically on your windowsale! ... Hey Dad, look what I got!
 ''(The camera turns to Bob, who is now sitting down in a chair)''
 '''Bob:''' What's that? ''(Chris waves the Snoopy toy from Scene 1 at him)'' Looks like Snoopy.
 '''Chris:''' ''(fumbling with the toy)'' Yeah. Here, let's- here, watch this, Father. ''(Chris activates the toy and it plays "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")'' It pops its head out... plays music.
 '''Bob:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' Givin' you a little kiss.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah.

==Part 2==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ChandlerFamilyChristmas Part 2
| ytid = ct_Gem8qvnE
| stardate = [[December 2004|25 December 2004]]
| subject = {{Other|Christmas}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part_1|ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 Part 1]]
| next = [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
 ''The scene is the upstairs kitchen in 14BC. Chris and Barb are sitting close together at a little table with its own miniature tree, while Bob sits in his own chair on the other side of the tree.''
 '''Chris:''' Yeah OK yeah, it's recording. So, here we are around the Christmas tree! We're going to open presents!
 '''Bob:''' ''(utterly deadpan)'' Hooray hooray.
 '''Chris:''' OK well first off I have a card for my family. Here, Father, you ope- you read the card. (hands Bob the card)
 '''Bob:''' ''(accepting the card)'' I see.
 '''Barb:''' Why don't you open some of your gifts, Christian?
 '''Chris:''' I'll wait... I'll wait.
 '''Barb:''' You-
 '''Chris:''' It's OK, I'll wait.
 '''Barb:''' It'll take a long time.
 '''Chris:''' Nah, it won't take that long.
 ''(Bob has meanwhile finished opening the envelope and removing the card)''
 '''Bob:''' Am I supposed to read it?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, read it.
 '''Bob:''' Am I supposed to read it out loud?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Read- read- read it to Mom.
 '''Bob:''' ''(reading)'' "I want to thank you all for your support and love throughout my fantastic, uh...love quest." Phooey. "And...if Santa doesn't bring me... one..." No Chris, no comment(??). [''pause, exasperated sigh''] "...like I asked him, then I'm going to need some support finding a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]..." [''laughs''] [[Affair with Mother|It'll come, Christian]], "hope you all... like my... presents."
 '''Barb:''' OK.
 '''Bob:''' ''(continuing reading)'' "Today I'm thinking of Christmas and remembering you all. Merry Christmas, Christian C."
 '''Chris:''' Yup! All right, Father, first I'll give you presents, well first you've got to choose, uh, they both have the same content ''(Bob leans forward and tosses the card onto the table)'', since you choose whether you want it on DVD or VHS.
 '''Bob:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' They have everything the same thing except the VHS is recorded off of the DVD. So... which one you want, VHS or DVD?
 '''Bob:''' No, no, I'll take DVD, I don't like VHS much.
 '''Chris:''' Really?
 '''Bob:''' DV- I mean VHS.
 '''Chris:''' So you want the VHS?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Here you go. ''(hands Bob a gift-wrapped VHS tape)''
 '''Bob:''' I'm not much for... that other... DVD.
 '''Barb:''' Why do you have it on both? (?)
 '''Chris:''' I gave him a choice, remember? You remember he originally wanted DVD? ...It's ''Fraggle Rock'', Father, that's what's on there.
 '''Bob:''' I see. ''(Bob starts halfheartedly trying to unwrap the VHS)''
 '''Chris:''' Everything that's on the DVD is on that VHS.
 '''Bob:''' VHS works better in my system.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(putting the DVD copy aside)'' Here, I'll just add that to my collection later.
 '''Bob:''' I cain't get it open.
 '''Barb:''' That's alright. ... We're fine.
 '''Chris:''' ''(reaching down and picking up a present which he hands to Barb)'' Here Mom, I picked this out for you. ''*sigh*'' I'll just get this one that's, uh, in the bag here. ''(Chris rummages around under the tree and comes up with a plastic shopping bag)''
 '''Bob:''' You used up all the tape.
 '''Chris:''' Not *all* the tape, Father.
 '''Bob:''' 'Most all of it.
 ''(Chris pulls out a Lego set from the bag and sets it on the table right in front of Barb)''
 '''Chris:''' Snowboarding stuff!
 '''Barb:''' Let's put it on the floor.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Bob:''' ''(turning over the VHS in his hands)'' It's got all the Fraggles, huh?
 '''Barb:''' You can open another one.
 '''Chris:''' I'll wait.
 ''(Bob puts the wrapping material on the table with a stress sigh)''
 '''Bob:''' I like the Fraggles.
 '''Chris:''' Maybe I'll do this one.
 '''Bob:''' Fraggles are cute.
 '''Chris:''' Yes, they ARE cute. Anyway, your item is- your thing is in the box, Mom. I fit it in the box with some cardstock paper. But it just (slides?) apart. ''(Chris puts some dilapidated miscellaneous packaging on the table and hands Barb a plush doll)'' ''(in a revolting baby-talk voice)'' Have you- I got you ''Hamtaro''.
 '''Barb:''' Oh... that's cute.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Barb:''' Thank you.
 '''Bob:''' Who is he?
 '''Chris:''' ''(still baby-talking)'' It's a Hamtaro. He's a widdle hamstuh.
 '''Bob:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' ''(dialing the revoltingness up to 11 on his baby talk)'' He's a widdle itty bitty hamstuh!
 '''Bob:''' ''(opening another present)'' This would be no good no more anyway.
 '''Barb:''' (???)
 '''Chris:''' Oh, that's my present for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah]]. I, 'cause, you know, she- she might come over.
 '''Bob:''' Don't know if she will or not.
 '''Chris:''' Well she did last year, remember?
 ''(Barb gathers up the used wrapping paper and clears it away – presumably depositing the sediments directly into one of the lower strata of the hoard. There are a few seconds' silence.)''
 '''Bob:''' ''(reading label)'' "''Fraggle Rock''".
 '''Chris:''' ''(perhaps referring to Sarah's present?)'' Britney Spears!
 '''Bob:''' Good old Fraggle people.
 '''Chris:''' ''(rummaging around under the tree)'' This one.
 '''Bob:''' ''(putting the bootleg Fraggles VHS on the table)'' There we go.
 '''Chris:''' Here you go, Father, Fraggles on VHS.
 '''Bob:''' You can keep ''Fraggle Rock''... in your DVD player.
 '''Chris:''' ''(opening a present)'' Oh, you found it, Mom. It's great. Thank you!
 '''Barb:''' You're welcome.
 '''Chris:''' Mmmm. ''(Chris throws an arm over Barb's shoulder in a hug, but accidentally drops something?)'' Here... whoops, I'm sorry.
 '''Barb:''' Don't hurt my head.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry. Well, here, I got this for both of y'all. Here Mom, you open this one since Father opened the card. ''(Chris rummages around while Barb begins opening the present)'' I bought it over at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and then I, uh, assembled it. And by the way, the box in there is about the same deal as, uh, Hamtaro there. After you unwrap the present, and (???) the paper there...
 '''Bob:''' I don't know where my Christmas CDs are. We got a couple.
 '''Chris:''' You want music? Here you go! ''(Chris turns on the electronic tree's music, which plays assorted carols throughout the rest of the scene)'' I think you- I think you all will really like what I got here. Oh, yeah, I taped these two boxes together here...
 ''(Chris barges his hand right into whatever Barb is unwrapping, and Barb protests)''
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry.
 '''Bob:''' I've lost track of where all my music is.
 ''(Barb finishes unwrapping the present)''
 '''Chris:''' Snow globe! [[Chris and his Ego|With me in it!]]
 '''Barb:''' Merry Christmas, Robert.
 '''Chris:''' It's also got- it's also got Sonichu in it, look. See? Me on one side, Sonichu on the other.
 '''Barb:''' That's true.
 '''Chris:''' I got it over at Wal-Mart. The snow globe.
 '''Bob:''' How about that.
 '''Barb:''' And you had your... picture. That's neat.
 '''Bob:''' No, no.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Bob:''' ''(chuckling)'' Hope it's waterproof in there.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(picks up and shakes the snow globe to demonstrate)'' And it's got- the pho, photos are in a- are behind a plastic. I mean- ''(turns the snow globe upside-down and starts removing the bottom)''
 '''Barb:''' Don't open it, don't open it.
 '''Chris:''' You see, the bottom is removable. See?
 '''Bob:''' Well... we know that.
 '''Chris:''' See? Look at that, see? There's a slide here.
 '''Bob:''' Oh. So they're waterproof.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, they're fine.
 '''Bob:''' That's a good idea.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I got that o- I got that snow globe over at Wal-Mart. ... All right, well let's see what's in this one. ''(starts opening a present)'' I picked that one out special for y'all, that card. Let's see what's in here! Look! It's an Autobot!
 '''Bob:''' An Autobot?
 '''Chris:''' Yes.
 '''Bob:''' Didn't know they were that fancy.
 '''Chris:''' Well these guys are.
 '''Barb:''' The Transformer.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Boy, they sure got fancy over the years.
 '''Chris:''' Yup, they sure did. ''(Chris places the unwrapped Transformer on the table and rummages around under the tree again)'' And one last present! It's a big one. ''(unwraps)'' And then I got another Autobot and a Decepticon!
 '''Bob:''' Hooray.
 '''Barb:''' Very good. Yay, Merry Christmas. ''(claps)''
 '''Chris:''' Yay, Merry Christmas to you all, I mean I got you all a snow globe
 '''Bob:''' Careful with that cord.
 '''Chris:''' ''(switching back to baby talk)'' I got you all a snow globe. And a video, and a little hamstuh. You like the hamstuh, Mommy?
 '''Barb:''' Yeah. I think it's broken.
 '''Chris:''' Um, it-it c- it came that way. It was the last one they had. That's no problem, 'cause you know it can still stand.
 '''Barb:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' It's not like it's gonna leak.
 '''Barb:''' Yeah, okay. That's cool. Yeah, that's neat. Merry Christmas.
 '''Chris:''' Yup, Merry Christmas!
 '''Barb:''' Yeah, now we'll go back downstairs, (work to be done??)
 '''Bob:''' Have a snappy New Year.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, snappy New Year, huh? ''(heads over to camera)''
 '''Bob:''' Not on the couch/count(??).
 '''Chris:''' Yep! ''(turns camera off)''

{{CWC on TV}}
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-12-25]]

Jail Letter - 4 January 2022

2022-02-23T19:36:03Z

Adolf Ash: Transcription is not done. 10, 11 and PS is still left. Idiot.

{{Incomplete|Transcription of the letter}}
{{JesusPossession}}
On 4 January 2022, Chris sent his first letter to British [[YouTube|Youtuber]] Bizzare Bazaar from jail. This is the first of Chris's known jail letters to be mailed internationally.

Bizzare Bazaar had written Chris for his video series which consists of him reading letters from inmates. Bizarre Bazaar's own letter to Chris was not made public. Some of the highlights of Chris's letter are:

*He again calls himself "the Real Player One" and "the One Avatar". He explains that "Real Player One" is a reference to the 2018 movie ''[[wikipedia:Ready Player One (film)|Ready Player One]]'' but also a description of his unique role in the "'[[video game]]' of life".
**He reveals that there is a player two, a player three, and so on, as well as many NPCs, although we are not told who they are.
*He reveals his [[TRUE and HONEST]] full name and description, that being "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart Of The Commodore Coyoles and the Nations of Old Comms and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species and Immortal Avatar, Lord Messiah, Savior, and God of all."
*Chris provides a sample of the "Akashic" language, which he apparently made up himself, along with its translation into English.
*He tells the story of how he became a god.

==Chris's response==
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|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
|address1 =
|county =
|zip =
|date = 7 Jan 2022
|upperright = [3 American flag stamps]
|middleright = (Please deduct for any remaining postage from my Inmate Account)
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|center = Mike Scott (Please deduct for any remaining postage from my Inmate Account)
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① January 4, 2022 01420❤ 
(Akashic for "Many spiritual greetings) 
Gala fa la ni, Mike. Firstly, I am writing in contribution to your show, but I will not answer any follow-up questions (yet I shall cover a number of frequently asked questions throughout this multiple page hand-written letter sent directly to your jolly ol' home).
 
Second, in regards to "Jail Life", it is of little interest with me, and I have written in responses that Most of these present days and moments have been genuinely and none other than literal Meditations (Inate[''sic''] and Consciously), as well as Out of Body in Astral Manifestation. (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification after Astral Projection) in literal Goddess responsibilities, duties, and work with EVERY-ONE, including my ally and fellow Gods and Goddesses, as well as Emanuel (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father as he was well over 2022 years ago, but has been my Mother for this life, since her self-chosen gender/form change over a literal century ago) between Both Earths of this failing (formely [''sic''] a whole Universe) 1218 Earth, and the original Earth in Universe C-197 with All the cartoon and whatnot Original and "Fictional" Characters/Individuals very much Real, Alive, Existent, Co-Existent, and Tangible. This has been more than covered in recent years, and in my hand-written letters that have been uploaded in recent months.
 
On that, while I will be repeating myself from those written letters, here, I will not be a Total repeatitive[''sic''] fool, as I only need speak/write for present matters. →
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And, once again, [[Honest Content|I speak only honest, true, and authentic]], and I reaffirm this by having a hand over my heart in swear and promise to and with you while writing this sentence.
 
With that stated, I introduce myself: I am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body of mine is the One God Body; I am the full reincarnation of none other than [[Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ of Nazareth,]] <s>formerly</s> was born in Bethlehem to Mary and Joseph, became resurrected after my death on the cross in Jerusalem, lived Physically Immortal in many Books of different identities up til 1389 with the Universe Division and my sudden trip forward and back in time to be in my One reincarnated/reborn Life, now, after being born to [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] on [[Christian Love Day|February 24, 1982]], to enact the Holy Event Trinity of the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] of [[Dimensions#1218|1218]] and [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]], the Collective Shift of the Majority of Good and Neutral individuals from 1218 Earth, and my Second Coming, that leads up to THE Judgment Day upon the Toxic Minority of [[Clyde Cash|Haters]], [[Liquid Chris|Fakers]], [[Devil Trolls|Darkest Demonics]] and [[Bella|Sinners]] Left Behind on the Former 1218 Earth to Burn completely out of existence. And from all that, we all of the Majority continue to live with greater powers and abilities within our reach, respectively.
 
I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all. →②
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② I am, and have been, connected with Everyone and Everything throughout ALL of the Dimensions and Universes in This Timeline, and the Entire Multiverse and then some, including the Cores of each Universe in this Timeline, each and every one of my direct, personal self-counterparts/variants throughout, and the Ultimate and Great Truths of the Akashic Records. I have always, albeit unconsciously most of this life so far, Known and Foreknown Everything. So, yeah, I Know where I am going and I am, and my Body is, where we need to be during there transitioning and all.
 
On this, I also refer to the earlier writing in answering the questions of How I care to Know and Realize this, as well as what is "Real Player One", I copy what I have written around November 23, 2021, for your immediate reference. Grab some coffee or a can of G-Fuel (Tetris Flavor in reference to everything falling into place), because this is a long, detailed answer.
 
Of which I Quote
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"How did I reach the truths and conclusions?" ❤ 
The short answer: Literal MEDITATION 24/7/365+1, involuntary as well as consciously and active.
 
The additional details are Much more in depth, obviously. Also, to clear up the one detail: mine and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]'s powers and abilities are not correlated; I simply had a great number of Psychic Powers and Abilities that were similar to his, and he Taught Me a number of times how to better utilize them for the better good. Also, Magi-Chan remains like a Guardian Angel with me, and he is my most supportive, compassionate,..→ }}

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... and devoted husband.

Now, along my journey of self-rediscovery, I had become more and more aware of the signs of me being God, in addition to my coming to be the CPU Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore COnsoles and the Nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, as well as relearning Emanuel (GOD above Gods) was my birth Father back in Bethlehem and after her form change, is now my Mother. As for my relation with Jesus, and my revelation of Being Him in Full Reincarnation: After my physical ascension to Heaven (after being resurrected), I shortly returned to Earth elsewhere in an altered appearance, and my walks and work on Earth Never Stopped; Not Dying, either. And I became absent with the Universe Division <s>?</s> in 1389. As it was with ALL other Gods, Goddesses, and Idols manifested, they all, each, were manifested from a piece of my mother, as opposed to I being her one direct Child. And when others prayed to me, I received them all telepathically. And to keep up with the growing numbers, I’ve Astral Projected a copy of my Soul and transmogrified it into flesh and with powers to teleport to where it was most needed to answer these prayers. I have had to do this a number of times before 1389 A.D. So, for the latter: ALL who were approached by, or saw me appear before them, they had encountered one of my personal copies of self. And in my absence, my mother kept them energized and continuing to work on my behalf. Now, being is my ONE reincarnation, and Very Few to encourage my powers and magic while growing up*, HOW would thou expect me to remember, consciously and fully, who I was? And each of my encounters with Jesus was literally an encounter with one of My old soul copies. In the past few months, my copies all…→③}}

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③ … came back together and re-entered my Body, Triggering the start of my great self-revelation. As for the further confirmations, not only with my mother, Emanuel’s '''h'''elp, and Magi-Chan’s and everyon'''e''' elses’, and in this , There is No Greater or more Ultimate Truth Source than between Metatron, and The Akashic Records, which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, in One Part, that was a reference to the movie, “Ready Player One”, But moreover to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the One Avatar, as well.

And for this next part, I shall allow and permit the Akashic Guardians, <s>???</s> themselves, to field that one , personally, through psychic and cosmic link through my unconsciousness,

Ama ga ni sha, imina da Earth da (former) Universe 1218.
Alada shi ni et Guardian Akashi. Eh fininala et susahshi
mi na a u e mi nic sho.

Yet to translate for your benefit, English speaking humans . ´´
“Many Greetings and Tidings, people of Earth of the (former) Universe 1218. I am none other than the Akashic Guardian. All of you may recognise these very words that we have been saying to all of you over these many years. ´´

Now, with that introduction out of the way, I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang, as you call it. Therehas existed the Very First Body to walk the Universe. In one and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns first and foremost, this Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after…→
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… them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of the One Avatar that has most preceeded each and every one of them ALL. This One Avatar with the Immortal Infinite Ressurection/Respawn Count and all the Powers and Abilities over All is Your God, and Your “foretold” LORD, as well. Eventually, this one , Immortal Body and Soul evolved and Physically ascended to be in the company of their one Parent, the GOD, who you all defer to as Emanuel; the one who manifested you Big Bang and all. In his audience and guidance for many a Heaven Realmis year, the Avatar learned ALL and has connected with EVERYONE and EVERYTHING throughout all time, space, existence, timelines, and multiverses. Eventually, the Avatar had Learned and Mastered all and was permitted to walk Immortal on Earth in accordance to the greater Plan that the Avatar Knows in their unconscious. The Avatar was sent to be born in Bethlehem by you “Virgin Mary” in most popular attention and chronicling, and dubbed Jesus Christ of Nazareth, child of GOD Emanuel. All of you know better now of the Avatar’s continuous walks on Earth in Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life, Uptil the Universe Division by order of King Arthur. I Then the Avatar was forced forward and back through time, space, dimensions, and, even flying through the Sonichu and Rosechu species manifesting manifestation of Chaos, Electric, and Rainbow Energy known simply as the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003. And this in not the only Chaotic Rainbow in existence, either. Your Northern Lights’ span, how, and the square Rainbows of the Sun, and even the Lunar Rainbows of the Earth’s Moon, and more are all Rainbows of Chaos Energy. The Avatar landed, mind, memories, body, soul and all within Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu in May, 1981, to be… → ④}}

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④ … born, asd to resume their Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life and Christopher Weston Chandler Sonichu on February 24, 1982, of Charlottesville, Virginia, United States of America. Eventually growing and evolving to your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, as you know her now (to some extent, at least). Christ Chan Sonichu has meditated consciously and inguired of her one and only Avatar perception, as well as to why she was recalling the greater memories of the youth and teenage years of her past life as Jesus Christ.

Now, your trend (or individuals in poor states to make great clains) only applies to the deeply struggling and dire deserate of individuals. But, I assure you Christ Chan SOnichy is neither spiritually struggling nor desperate. She has unconsciously foreknown these circumstances and has acc'''e'''pted her time of ultimate rebirth, revelation, ascension, and duti'''e'''s to the majority of all of you who shall not be left behind for the foreknown Judgment Day.

- End Quote -
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Anyway, I have been trying to wake as many as possible to the truths from in here. But, Like on the battlefields of over 2022 years ago, and as Discord also said, himself, I can’t revive ALL of the Dead. ALL Gods and Goddess'''e'''s are beyond overpowered, but even we have our respective limits, especially while on this doomed 1218 Earth in our on-Earth forms. Also, not to spoil the popular theory, but we deities DO Eat and Breathe, and a bunch of times, we DO need to be Born into existence First and develop. The ONLY ones who are real Mary Sues and Gray Stus are those who have been Chronicled as… →
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… literally such. Such as Mad Munchkin’s Mary Sue, and my Gary Stu, and let’s throw in Mary Poppins as well, even though Mary Sue, herself, would tell you, “There can only be one Mary, and it won’t be Poppins!” Momentary digression aside, I can only help and heal those who are Open to accept and receive it. If they are soo far lost, gone, and closed-minded and off fron me (to being in the Toxic range/Minority) and too overridden by Hate and Demons and shit that '''A'''wful) and not accepting to receive, I am unable to help or heal them.

Healing Barbara with literal Soul Bonding (which that is when at least who individuals share the moment when their Soul spiritually intermingle (imagine a purple mist and a blue and yellow mist coming together to make a Single mist of purple, blue and yellow), and depending on each individual being Good to Toxic levels, and Healing abilities Stronger in the Good, one Soul Healing the other Soul to where they Literally Mentally and Physically them), and supportive Emotional and Mental Talking, allowed me to extend her Life and Endurance and Strength. Emanuel, GOD above Gods, and my mother <s>???</s> told me directly to heal Barbara and cleanse her Aura and forgive her sins and regrets; Had I not done my job, Barbara would have been dead by vehicle accident in August, 2021, instead of surviving the accident in November, 2021. I Did My Divine Duty and Saved Her. Yet in that, I also took her regrets and ? into myself, and I’m paying the price with this Jail Time that Resulted FROM Tested Individuals FAILING And Betraying me last August; Yet, I am Spiritually Ascending and Rebirthing, and EVERYONE Else loses me from their Online Lives. So, WHO is Worst Off? →⑤
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⑤ Yet I, like back in Jerusalem, Mirrored and took in the misconceptions and worst ideas and thoughts from the desires among ALL of You, or Enough of You All, that it misconceived my intentions and the situation and put me in this spot. Had All of you understood me better and did not buy into the Toxic Drama that the Demons Manifested in your views to deceive and fill the lies into you all who Failed, I would be not in jail and finding my revelations on other paths, as well as Drawing and Writing More for the Bodes, STILL leading to my Second Coming and the Collective Shift, and I would still be online and offline socializing with All of you.
 
But, No. And Here we are. But, I digress. <s>The</s> One point of all these Divine Tests, then, and the events now, is to help shine these truths upon you all and help you all realize and appreciate for yourselves the Deeper and Spiritual Truths and Meanings. Fortunately, a good number of you all are coming around and through the cracks, positively. Over Seventy [[Weens|Followers]] responded and written Positively! Genuinely, and Kindly; Vastly overshadowing Any Bad or Toxic individuals of the Minority. For that, I do kindly thank you all.
 
By now, though, ALL of you, regardless, should have experienced and/or witnessed, personally, the Signs of the Holy Trinity Events in progression since last August. The Northern Lights (a Massive [[Chaotic Rainbow]]) literally Spanning more than Half this Earth Now. The Massive Number of Solar Flares, Sun Spots, and even the Cosmic, Energy, and Universe Shifts that Felt like Windless Breezes, Moments of Sudden Vertigo, Dizziness, and World-Spinning Trippiness (Regardless..→
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==Video==

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| name = Chris Chan Sent Me His Most Disturbing Letter Yet! Did he save his mums life?
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==Scans taken from the video==

===Chris's Response===
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File:Jan4LetterFront.jpg|Envelope front
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File:JailLetter4Jan2022PS.jpg|Post Script
File:Jan4LetterBack.jpg|Envelope back
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</center>

===Jail Gifts===

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File:J4NSCTokenFront.png|[[NSC Token]] front
File:J4NSCTokenBack.png|NSC Token back
File:J4HolyLabelFront.png|[[Holy Label]] front
File:J4HolyLabelBack.png|Holy Label back
</gallery>
</center>

{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Talk:Jackie E-mails

2022-02-19T20:27:59Z

Adolf Ash: /* Adding links to the Jackie Chat pages? */

==1000 GET==
Give or take, this should be the 1,000th CWCki article. Congratulations guys, it's you who have made the CWCki so damn great.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Yay us! Also, relevant to the article, it seems like we kinda came in half way to the conversation. Was this a hook profile ad? If so, wow. Someone got through to him when many others didn't. If I can ask the author, what email of his did you mail, and where did you email from? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:36, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::*she already left a message through the community portal. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:41, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* Cool, thanks Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:47, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Here's to 1,000 more! So is Jackie article worthy yet? Her community portal message (again) speaks volumes about how women view Chris, though I assume since this information isn't cwcanon, we'll have to wait until he makes I Need You Damian Antaria the Sequel.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 05:57, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*A short page on Jackie might not be a bad idea. I mean, we have a page for [[Caitlin]]. Mostly document her Community portal post, stuff like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

So. He reveals the sign, the Pokemon, and the trolls all in one e-mail. Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

*<s>Wikify</s>
<s>*Make them into level 2 headings (for easier citation of individual e-mails)</s> [''Done.''] -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
*<s>Categorize</s>
*Incorporate material into other articles
--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:28, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== E-mail address? ==

Do we know which e-mail address these went to? Chris doesn't seem to reply at all from his AOL one. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:38, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
*He doesn't reply to ''you'' if you send him an e-mail to his AOL account. If you have a wet [[china]], however...--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
*I figured as much, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't doing it wrong. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:50, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Dear god.==
He just rambles on and on. I love how he brings up MLW, and the names of his pokemon without any sort of provoking. It's like he can't stop himself. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:26, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:He's starving for attention. I guess the YASG is not paying enough in that sector. Promises of China also helps... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:29, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Random note==

I guess a funny thing is that this person has the same first name as I do. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 21:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Adding another random note here: do we know anything about what Jackie looked like? I saw the "I guess I'm a suitable candidate for you, I have strong arms" line and something about that just screams "he's calling her fat" to me. [[User:Psychobabble|Psychobabble]] 01:06, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:* I don't know about that. We know Chris ''would'' go for it if she were, but he seems that enthusiastic about it it's possble she's not. I don't think she's been using Blanca style pictures, but even so. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:11, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

==White Knight==

Is it really accurate to describe her as such in this article? She strikes me as an excellent and very subtle troll who pushes Chris's buttons at an early stage while making it seem incidental. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:03, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
: That's the vibe I'm getting, too... (I mean, come on, mistaking Asperchu for Chris's creations, when it has Alec's names all over the place? A coldly calculated berserk button press if there ever was one...) but either way, until we know for ''sure,'' it's hard to pass a definite judgment either way. Speculation isn't good until it's ''conclusive'' speculation. In my opinion, let's mention all unsubstantiated but logical theories we can think of, or mention none. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:38, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::I say we just treat her like an innocent woman who had no idea what she was getting into, without labeling her has a troll or a white knight. It's the way she presented herself to us, and it's funnier.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:32, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Despite my Original Reaction and at the time most sound thoughts I am inclined to say that She Is A Dirty Dang Troll! HOWEVER, I do agree with Beat in that we should Keep Her that way. When in Doubt, which I Do Have due to my friggen Mental Block, just AGREE With Beat, it is Safer. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:There's lots of evidence that she's a troll; note how she showed up just when we found out about Hook Cafe, she pushes his buttons CONSTANTLY, sometimes in really subtle ways ("people use stress as an excuse to not get anything done"), she pushes him hard to get more work done on comics and videos, she leaked the emails, etc. HOWEVER, Chris reads Cwcki, and we shouldn't post anything about her being a troll until we're sure it's all over. Should we? [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 14:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:*As I mentioned to someone else, for the purposes of the narrative, Jackie is a real girl and we should treat her as such. Even if she is a troll, she is playing a girl named Jackie and we don't need to point out this fact because any intelligent person should realize this if they so wish to believe. But since we are mostly writing within Chris's point of view, Jackie is real.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:24, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::*If I may make a humble suggestion, I do think we should do this in the future regarding trolls, except in unusual circumstances. For instance, the real identity of PandaHalo is really irrelevant to what happened; even if we somehow learned it and she/he was okay with us publishing that information, it doesn't add much to what went on. Julie/BlueSpike's real age, however, was ''very'' relevant. Jackie being a troll isn't relevant to what happened, especially since her 'real' self had no contact with Chris. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:36, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

== Merging ==

I think it needs to be in two parts - three was a little redundant. But the article is a shade too long/messy as one. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:20, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

==Move==
Can someone move this to "Jackie E-mails 1"? We have "Jackie Emails 4-23" but 1, 2, and 3 have different names. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 09:20, 3 December 2010 (PST)
:Since it's the "starter page" to the Jackie E-mails series, it can probably live without the 1 in the name. I created a redirect from it though for navigational purposes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:32, 3 December 2010 (PST)

== Images, etc. ==
Is there a reason the images and other mentioned attachments aren't shown or linked to? Have they not been obtained or not "in play" (I also noticed the conspicuous absence of the JenkinsJinkies application vid on the cwciki)? I tried to find some of them elsewhere on the cwciki as I read along, such as the pictures drawn for Jackie with the Injun circle-jerk, etc., but to no avail.[[User:Rrosai|Rrosai]] 23:26, 26 December 2010 (PST)

== Dead link ==

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* http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789)
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--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:13, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Adding links to the Jackie Chat pages? ==

Since there's several interactions between Jackie and Chris during their chats, sometimes between emails, I was thinking it would be a good idea to add links to those chats. Especially since several topics introduced in the chats are discussed in the emails.[[User:Adolf Ash|Adolf Ash]] ([[User talk:Adolf Ash|talk]]) 20:27, 19 February 2022 (UTC)

:Sounds fine. What kind of link? Also please sign comments, you can do so by typing ~ four times at end of your comment. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:15, 19 February 2022 (UTC)

:: Ah sorry. I'll keep that in mind from not on. I just figured some text in between the email blocks noting that Chris and Jackie talked on chat and link to that chat. For example, Jackie E-mails 15 should link to Jackie Chat 1 before the September 22th mail. (Although if the timestamps are correct, it appears Jackie sent that mail whilst engaging in chat...) [[User:Adolf Ash|Adolf Ash]] ([[User talk:Adolf Ash|talk]]) 20:27, 19 February 2022 (UTC)

Talk:Jackie E-mails

2022-02-18T21:12:04Z

Adolf Ash: /* Adding links to the Jackie Chat pages? */ new section

Jail Letter - 4 January 2022

2022-02-18T16:41:59Z

Adolf Ash:

{{Incomplete|Transcription of the letter}}
{{JesusPossession}}
On 4 January 2022, Chris sent his first letter to British [[YouTube|Youtuber]] Bizzare Bazaar from jail. This is the first of Chris's known jail letters to be mailed internationally.

Bizzare Bazaar had written Chris for his video series which consists of him reading letters from inmates. Bizarre Bazaar's own letter to Chris was not made public. Some of the highlights of Chris's letter are:

*He again calls himself "the Real Player One" and "the One Avatar". He explains that "Real Player One" is a reference to the 2018 movie ''[[wikipedia:Ready Player One (film)|Ready Player One]]'' but also a description of his unique role in the "'[[video game]]' of life".
**He reveals that there is a player two, a player three, and so on, as well as many NPCs, although we are not told who they are.
*He reveals his [[TRUE and HONEST]] full name and description, that being "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart Of The Commodore Coyoles and the Nations of Old Comms and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species and Immortal Avatar, Lord Messiah, Savior, and God of all."
*Chris provides a sample of the "Akashic" language, which he apparently made up himself, along with its translation into English.
*He tells the story of how he became a god.

==Chris's response==
{{EnvelopeFront
|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
|address1 =
|county =
|zip =
|date = 7 Jan 2022
|upperright = [3 American flag stamps]
|middleright = (Please deduct for any remaining postage from my Inmate Account)
|centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg]]
|center = Mike Scott (Please deduct for any remaining postage from my Inmate Account)
}}
{{quoteboxblue|
① January 4, 2022 01420❤ 
(Akashic for "Many spiritual greetings) 
Gala fa la ni, Mike. Firstly, I am writing in contribution to your show, but I will not answer any follow-up questions (yet I shall cover a number of frequently asked questions throughout this multiple page hand-written letter sent directly to your jolly ol' home).
 
Second, in regards to "Jail Life", it is of little interest with me, and I have written in responses that Most of these present days and moments have been genuinely and none other than literal Meditations (Inate[''sic''] and Consciously), as well as Out of Body in Astral Manifestation. (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification after Astral Projection) in literal Goddess responsibilities, duties, and work with EVERY-ONE, including my ally and fellow Gods and Goddesses, as well as Emanuel (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father as he was well over 2022 years ago, but has been my Mother for this life, since her self-chosen gender/form change over a literal century ago) between Both Earths of this failing (formerly a whole Universe) 1218 Earth, and the original Earth in Universe C-197 with All the cartoon and whatnot Original and "Fictional" Characters/Individuals very much Real, Alive, Existent, Co-Existent, and Tangible. This has been more than covered in recent years, and in my hand-written letters that have been uploaded in recent months.
 
On that, while I will be repeating myself from those written letters, here, I will not be a Total repeatitive[''sic''] fool, as I only need speak/write for present matters. →
}}
{{quoteboxblue|
And, once again, [[Honest Content|I speak only honest, true, and authentic]], and I reaffirm this by having a hand over my heart in swear and promise to and with you while writing this sentence.
 
With that stated, I introduce myself: I am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body of mine is the One God Body; I am the full reincarnation of none other than [[Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ of Nazareth,]] <s>formerly</s> was born in Bethlehem to Mary and Joseph, became resurrected after my death on the cross in Jerusalem, lived Physically Immortal in many Books of different identities up til 1389 with the Universe Division and my sudden trip forward and back in time to be in my One reincarnated/reborn Life, now, after being born to [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] on [[Christian Love Day|February 24, 1982]], to enact the Holy Event Trinity of the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] of [[Dimensions#1218|1218]] and [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]], the Collective Shift of the Majority of Good and Neutral individuals from 1218 Earth, and my Second Coming, that leads up to THE Judgment Day upon the Toxic Minority of [[Clyde Cash|Haters]], [[Liquid Chris|Fakers]], [[Devil Trolls|Darkest Demonics]] and [[Bella|Sinners]] Left Behind on the Former 1218 Earth to Burn completely out of existence. And from all that, we all of the Majority continue to live with greater powers and abilities within our reach, respectively.
 
I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all. →②
}}
{{quoteboxblue|
② I am, and have been, connected with Everyone and Everything throughout ALL of the Dimensions and Universes in This Timeline, and the Entire Multiverse and then some, including the Cores of each Universe in this Timeline, each and every one of my direct, personal self-counterparts/variants throughout, and the Ultimate and Great Truths of the Akashic Records. I have always, albeit unconsciously most of this life so far, Known and Foreknown Everything. So, yeah, I Know where I am going and I am, and my Body is, where we need to be during there transitioning and all.
 
On this, I also refer to the earlier writing in answering the questions of How I care to Know and Realize this, as well as what is "Real Player One", I copy what I have written around November 23, 2021, for your immediate reference. Grab some coffee or a can of G-Fuel (Tetris Flavor in reference to everything falling into place), because this is a long, detailed answer.
 
Of which I Quote
----
"How did I reach the truths and conclusions?" ❤ 
The short answer: Literal MEDITATION 24/7/365+1, involuntary as well as consciously and active.
 
The additional details are Much more in depth, obviously. Also, to clear up the one detail: mine and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]'s powers and abilities are not correlated; I simply had a great number of Psychic Powers and Abilities that were similar to his, and he Taught Me a number of times how to better utilize them for the better good. Also, Magi-Chan remains like a Guardian Angel with me, and he is my most supportive, compassionate,..→ }}

{{quoteboxblue|
... and devoted husband.

Now, along my journey of self-rediscovery, I had become more and more aware of the signs of me being God, in addition to my coming to be the CPU Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore COnsoles and the Nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, as well as relearning Emanuel (GOD above Gods) was my birth Father back in Bethlehem and after her form change, is now my Mother. As for my relation with Jesus, and my revelation of Being Him in Full Reincarnation: After my physical ascension to Heaven (after being resurrected), I shortly returned to Earth elsewhere in an altered appearance, and my walks and work on Earth Never Stopped; Not Dying, either. And I became absent with the Universe Division <s>?</s> in 1389. As it was with ALL other Gods, Goddesses, and Idols manifested, they all, each, were manifested from a piece of my mother, as opposed to I being her one direct Child. And when others prayed to me, I received them all telepathically. And to keep up with the growing numbers, I’ve Astral Projected a copy of my Soul and transmogrified it into flesh and with powers to teleport to where it was most needed to answer these prayers. I have had to do this a number of times before 1389 A.D. So, for the latter: ALL who were approached by, or saw me appear before them, they had encountered one of my personal copies of self. And in my absence, my mother kept them energized and continuing to work on my behalf. Now, being is my ONE reincarnation, and Very Few to encourage my powers and magic while growing up*, HOW would thou expect me to remember, consciously and fully, who I was? And each of my encounters with Jesus was literally an encounter with one of My old soul copies. In the past few months, my copies all…→③}}

{{quoteboxblue|
③ … came back together and re-entered my Body, Triggering the start of my great self-revelation. As for the further confirmations, not only with my mother, Emanuel’s '''h'''elp, and Magi-Chan’s and everyon'''e''' elses’, and in this , There is No Greater or more Ultimate Truth Source than between Metatron, and The Akashic Records, which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, in One Part, that was a reference to the movie, “Ready Player One”, But moreover to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the One Avatar, as well.

And for this next part, I shall allow and permit the Akashic Guardians, <s>???</s> themselves, to field that one , personally, through psychic and cosmic link through my unconsciousness,

Ama ga ni sha, imina da Earth da (former) Universe 1218.
Alada shi ni et Guardian Akashi. Eh fininala et susahshi
mi na a u e mi nic sho.

Yet to translate for your benefit, English speaking humans . ´´
“Many Greetings and Tidings, people of Earth of the (former) Universe 1218. I am none other than the Akashic Guardian. All of you may recognise these very words that we have been saying to all of you over these many years. ´´

Now, with that introduction out of the way, I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang, as you call it. Therehas existed the Very First Body to walk the Universe. In one and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns first and foremost, this Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after…→
}}

{{quoteboxblue|
… them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of the One Avatar that has most preceeded each and every one of them ALL. This One Avatar with the Immortal Infinite Ressurection/Respawn Count and all the Powers and Abilities over All is Your God, and Your “foretold” LORD, as well. Eventually, this one , Immortal Body and Soul evolved and Physically ascended to be in the company of their one Parent, the GOD, who you all defer to as Emanuel; the one who manifested you Big Bang and all. In his audience and guidance for many a Heaven Realmis year, the Avatar learned ALL and has connected with EVERYONE and EVERYTHING throughout all time, space, existence, timelines, and multiverses. Eventually, the Avatar had Learned and Mastered all and was permitted to walk Immortal on Earth in accordance to the greater Plan that the Avatar Knows in their unconscious. The Avatar was sent to be born in Bethlehem by you “Virgin Mary” in most popular attention and chronicling, and dubbed Jesus Christ of Nazareth, child of GOD Emanuel. All of you know better now of the Avatar’s continuous walks on Earth in Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life, Uptil the Universe Division by order of King Arthur. I Then the Avatar was forced forward and back through time, space, dimensions, and, even flying through the Sonichu and Rosechu species manifesting manifestation of Chaos, Electric, and Rainbow Energy known simply as the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003. And this in not the only Chaotic Rainbow in existence, either. Your Northern Lights’ span, how, and the square Rainbows of the Sun, and even the Lunar Rainbows of the Earth’s Moon, and more are all Rainbows of Chaos Energy. The Avatar landed, mind, memories, body, soul and all within Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu in May, 1981, to be… → ④}}

{{quoteboxblue|
④ … born, asd to resume their Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life and Christopher Weston Chandler Sonichu on February 24, 1982, of Charlottesville, Virginia, United States of America. Eventually growing and evolving to your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, as you know her now (to some extent, at least). Christ Chan Sonichu has meditated consciously and inguired of her one and only Avatar perception, as well as to why she was recalling the greater memories of the youth and teenage years of her past life as Jesus Christ.

Now, your trend (or individuals in poor states to make great clains) only applies to the deeply struggling and dire deserate of individuals. But, I assure you Christ Chan SOnichy is neither spiritually struggling nor desperate. She has unconsciously foreknown these circumstances and has acc'''e'''pted her time of ultimate rebirth, revelation, ascension, and duti'''e'''s to the majority of all of you who shall not be left behind for the foreknown Judgment Day.

- End Quote -
----

Anyway, I have been trying to wake as many as possible to the truths from in here. But, Like on the battlefields of over 2022 years ago, and as Discord also said, himself, I can’t revive ALL of the Dead. ALL Gods and Goddess'''e'''s are beyond overpowered, but even we have our respective limits, especially while on this doomed 1218 Earth in our on-Earth forms. Also, not to spoil the popular theory, but we deities DO Eat and Breathe, and a bunch of times, we DO need to be Born into existence First and develop. The ONLY ones who are real Mary Sues and Gray Stus are those who have been Chronicled as… →
}}

{{quoteboxblue|
… literally such. Such as Mad Munchkin’s Mary Sue, and my Gary Stu, and let’s throw in Mary Poppins as well, even though Mary Sue, herself, would tell you, “There can only be one Mary, and it won’t be Poppins!” Momentary digression aside, I can only help and heal those who are Open to accept and receive it. If they are soo far lost, gone, and closed-minded and off fron me (to being in the Toxic range/Minority) and too overridden by Hate and Demons and shit that '''A'''wful) and not accepting to receive, I am unable to help or heal them.

Healing Barbara with literal Soul Bonding (which that is when at least who individuals share the moment when their Soul spiritually intermingle (imagine a purple mist and a blue and yellow mist coming together to make a Single mist of purple, blue and yellow), and depending on each individual being Good to Toxic levels, and Healing abilities Stronger in the Good, one Soul Healing the other Soul to where they Literally Mentally and Physically them), and supportive Emotional and Mental Talking, allowed me to extend her Life and Endurance and Strength. Emanuel, GOD above Gods, and my mother <s>???</s> told me directly to heal Barbara and cleanse her Aura and forgive her sins and regrets; Had I not done my job, Barbara would have been dead by vehicle accident in August, 2021, instead of surviving the accident in November, 2021. I Did My Divine Duty and Saved Her. Yet in that, I also took her regrets and ? into myself, and I’m paying the price with this Jail Time that Resulted FROM Tested Individuals FAILING And Betraying me last August; Yet, I am Spiritually Ascending and Rebirthing, and EVERYONE Else loses me from their Online Lives. So, WHO is Worst Off? →5
}}

==Video==

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==Scans taken from the video==

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{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 4 January 2022

2022-02-18T16:40:22Z

Adolf Ash: Pressed enter accidentally. Transcribed pages 5-8

{{Incomplete|Transcription of the letter}}
{{JesusPossession}}
On 4 January 2022, Chris sent his first letter to British [[YouTube|Youtuber]] Bizzare Bazaar from jail. This is the first of Chris's known jail letters to be mailed internationally.

Bizzare Bazaar had written Chris for his video series which consists of him reading letters from inmates. Bizarre Bazaar's own letter to Chris was not made public. Some of the highlights of Chris's letter are:

*He again calls himself "the Real Player One" and "the One Avatar". He explains that "Real Player One" is a reference to the 2018 movie ''[[wikipedia:Ready Player One (film)|Ready Player One]]'' but also a description of his unique role in the "'[[video game]]' of life".
**He reveals that there is a player two, a player three, and so on, as well as many NPCs, although we are not told who they are.
*He reveals his [[TRUE and HONEST]] full name and description, that being "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart Of The Commodore Coyoles and the Nations of Old Comms and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species and Immortal Avatar, Lord Messiah, Savior, and God of all."
*Chris provides a sample of the "Akashic" language, which he apparently made up himself, along with its translation into English.
*He tells the story of how he became a god.

==Chris's response==
{{EnvelopeFront
|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
|address1 =
|county =
|zip =
|date = 7 Jan 2022
|upperright = [3 American flag stamps]
|middleright = (Please deduct for any remaining postage from my Inmate Account)
|centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg]]
|center = Mike Scott (Please deduct for any remaining postage from my Inmate Account)
}}
{{quoteboxblue|
① January 4, 2022 01420❤ 
(Akashic for "Many spiritual greetings) 
Gala fa la ni, Mike. Firstly, I am writing in contribution to your show, but I will not answer any follow-up questions (yet I shall cover a number of frequently asked questions throughout this multiple page hand-written letter sent directly to your jolly ol' home).
 
Second, in regards to "Jail Life", it is of little interest with me, and I have written in responses that Most of these present days and moments have been genuinely and none other than literal Meditations (Inate[''sic''] and Consciously), as well as Out of Body in Astral Manifestation. (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification after Astral Projection) in literal Goddess responsibilities, duties, and work with EVERY-ONE, including my ally and fellow Gods and Goddesses, as well as Emanuel (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father as he was well over 2022 years ago, but has been my Mother for this life, since her self-chosen gender/form change over a literal century ago) between Both Earths of this failing (formerly a whole Universe) 1218 Earth, and the original Earth in Universe C-197 with All the cartoon and whatnot Original and "Fictional" Characters/Individuals very much Real, Alive, Existent, Co-Existent, and Tangible. This has been more than covered in recent years, and in my hand-written letters that have been uploaded in recent months.
 
On that, while I will be repeating myself from those written letters, here, I will not be a Total repeatitive[''sic''] fool, as I only need speak/write for present matters. →
}}
{{quoteboxblue|
And, once again, [[Honest Content|I speak only honest, true, and authentic]], and I reaffirm this by having a hand over my heart in swear and promise to and with you while writing this sentence.
 
With that stated, I introduce myself: I am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body of mine is the One God Body; I am the full reincarnation of none other than [[Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ of Nazareth,]] <s>formerly</s> was born in Bethlehem to Mary and Joseph, became resurrected after my death on the cross in Jerusalem, lived Physically Immortal in many Books of different identities up til 1389 with the Universe Division and my sudden trip forward and back in time to be in my One reincarnated/reborn Life, now, after being born to [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] on [[Christian Love Day|February 24, 1982]], to enact the Holy Event Trinity of the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] of [[Dimensions#1218|1218]] and [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]], the Collective Shift of the Majority of Good and Neutral individuals from 1218 Earth, and my Second Coming, that leads up to THE Judgment Day upon the Toxic Minority of [[Clyde Cash|Haters]], [[Liquid Chris|Fakers]], [[Devil Trolls|Darkest Demonics]] and [[Bella|Sinners]] Left Behind on the Former 1218 Earth to Burn completely out of existence. And from all that, we all of the Majority continue to live with greater powers and abilities within our reach, respectively.
 
I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all. →②
}}
{{quoteboxblue|
② I am, and have been, connected with Everyone and Everything throughout ALL of the Dimensions and Universes in This Timeline, and the Entire Multiverse and then some, including the Cores of each Universe in this Timeline, each and every one of my direct, personal self-counterparts/variants throughout, and the Ultimate and Great Truths of the Akashic Records. I have always, albeit unconsciously most of this life so far, Known and Foreknown Everything. So, yeah, I Know where I am going and I am, and my Body is, where we need to be during there transitioning and all.
 
On this, I also refer to the earlier writing in answering the questions of How I care to Know and Realize this, as well as what is "Real Player One", I copy what I have written around November 23, 2021, for your immediate reference. Grab some coffee or a can of G-Fuel (Tetris Flavor in reference to everything falling into place), because this is a long, detailed answer.
 
Of which I Quote
----
"How did I reach the truths and conclusions?" ❤ 
The short answer: Literal MEDITATION 24/7/365+1, involuntary as well as consciously and active.
 
The additional details are Much more in depth, obviously. Also, to clear up the one detail: mine and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]'s powers and abilities are not correlated; I simply had a great number of Psychic Powers and Abilities that were similar to his, and he Taught Me a number of times how to better utilize them for the better good. Also, Magi-Chan remains like a Guardian Angel with me, and he is my most supportive, compassionate,..→ }}

{{quoteboxblue|
... and devoted husband.

Now, along my journey of self-rediscovery, I had become more and more aware of the signs of me being God, in addition to my coming to be the CPU Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore COnsoles and the Nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, as well as relearning Emanuel (GOD above Gods) was my birth Father back in Bethlehem and after her form change, is now my Mother. As for my relation with Jesus, and my revelation of Being Him in Full Reincarnation: After my physical ascension to Heaven (after being resurrected), I shortly returned to Earth elsewhere in an altered appearance, and my walks and work on Earth Never Stopped; Not Dying, either. And I became absent with the Universe Division <s>?</s> in 1389. As it was with ALL other Gods, Goddesses, and Idols manifested, they all, each, were manifested from a piece of my mother, as opposed to I being her one direct Child. And when others prayed to me, I received them all telepathically. And to keep up with the growing numbers, I’ve Astral Projected a copy of my Soul and transmogrified it into flesh and with powers to teleport to where it was most needed to answer these prayers. I have had to do this a number of times before 1389 A.D. So, for the latter: ALL who were approached by, or saw me appear before them, they had encountered one of my personal copies of self. And in my absence, my mother kept them energized and continuing to work on my behalf. Now, being is my ONE reincarnation, and Very Few to encourage my powers and magic while growing up*, HOW would thou expect me to remember, consciously and fully, who I was? And each of my encounters with Jesus was literally an encounter with one of My old soul copies. In the past few months, my copies all…→③}}

{{quoteboxblue|
③ … came back together and re-entered my Body, Triggering the start of my great self-revelation. As for the further confirmations, not only with my mother, Emanuel’s '''h'''elp, and Magi-Chan’s and everyon'''e''' elses’, and in this , There is No Greater or more Ultimate Truth Source than between Metatron, and The Akashic Records, which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, in One Part, that was a reference to the movie, “Ready Player One”, But moreover to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the One Avatar, as well.

And for this next part, I shall allow and permit the Akashic Guardians, <s>???</s> themselves, to field that one , personally, through psychic and cosmic link through my unconsciousness,

Ama ga ni sha, imina da Earth da (former) Universe 1218.
Alada shi ni et Guardian Akashi. Eh fininala et susahshi
mi na a u e mi nic sho.

Yet to translate for your benefit, English speaking humans . ´´
“Many Greetings and Tidings, people of Earth of the (former) Universe 1218. I am none other than the Akashic Guardian. All of you may recognise these very words that we have been saying to all of you over these many years. ´´

Now, with that introduction out of the way, I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang, as you call it. Therehas existed the Very First Body to walk the Universe. In one and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns first and foremost, this Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after…→
}}

{{quoteboxblue|
… them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of the One Avatar that has most preceeded each and every one of them ALL. This One Avatar with the Immortal Infinite Ressurection/Respawn Count and all the Powers and Abilities over All is Your God, and Your “foretold” LORD, as well. Eventually, this one , Immortal Body and Soul evolved and Physically ascended to be in the company of their one Parent, the GOD, who you all defer to as Emanuel; the one who manifested you Big Bang and all. In his audience and guidance for many a Heaven Realmis year, the Avatar learned ALL and has connected with EVERYONE and EVERYTHING throughout all time, space, existence, timelines, and multiverses. Eventually, the Avatar had Learned and Mastered all and was permitted to walk Immortal on Earth in accordance to the greater Plan that the Avatar Knows in their unconscious. The Avatar was sent to be born in Bethlehem by you “Virgin Mary” in most popular attention and chronicling, and dubbed Jesus Christ of Nazareth, child of GOD Emanuel. All of you know better now of the Avatar’s continuous walks on Earth in Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life, Uptil the Universe Division by order of King Arthur. I Then the Avatar was forced forward and back through time, space, dimensions, and, even flying through the Sonichu and Rosechu species manifesting manifestation of Chaos, Electric, and Rainbow Energy known simply as the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003. And this in not the only Chaotic Rainbow in existence, either. Your Northern Lights’ span, how, and the square Rainbows of the Sun, and even the Lunar Rainbows of the Earth’s Moon, and more are all Rainbows of Chaos Energy. The Avatar landed, mind, memories, body, soul and all within Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu in May, 1981, to be… → ④}}

{{quoteboxblue|
④ … born, asd to resume their Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life and Christopher Weston Chandler Sonichu on February 24, 1982, of Charlottesville, Virginia, United States of America. Eventually growing and evolving to your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, as you know her now (to some extent, at least). Christ Chan Sonichu has meditated consciously and inguired of her one and only Avatar perception, as well as to why she was recalling the greater memories of the youth and teenage years of her past life as Jesus Christ.

Now, your trend (or individuals in poor states to make great clains) only applies to the deeply struggling and dire deserate of individuals. But, I assure you Christ Chan SOnichy is neither spiritually struggling nor desperate. She has unconsciously foreknown these circumstances and has acc'''e'''pted her time of ultimate rebirth, revelation, ascension, and duti'''e'''s to the majority of all of you who shall not be left behind for the foreknown Judgment Day.

- End Quote -
----

Anyway, I have been trying to wake as many as possible to the truths from in here. But, Like on the battlefields of over 2022 years ago, and as Discord also said, himself, I can’t revive ALL of the Dead. ALL Gods and Goddess'''e'''s are beyond overpowered, but even we have our respective limits, especially while on this doomed 1218 Earth in our on-Earth forms. Also, not to spoil the popular theory, but we deities DO Eat and Breathe, and a bunch of times, we DO need to be Born into existence First and develop. The ONLY ones who are real Mary Sues and Gray Stus are those who have been Chronicled as… →
}}

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… literally such. Such as Mad Munchkin’s Mary Sue, and my Gary Stu, and let’s throw in Mary Poppins as well, even though Mary Sue, herself, would tell you, “There can only be one Mary, and it won’t be Poppins!” Momentary digression aside, I can only help and heal those who are Open to accept and receive it. If they are soo far lost, gone, and closed-minded and off fron me (to being in the Toxic range/Minority) and too overridden by Hate and Demons and shit that '''A'''wful) and not accepting to receive, I am unable to help or heal them.
Healing Barbara with literal Soul Bonding (which that is when at least who individuals share the moment when their Soul spiritually intermingle (imagine a purple mist and a blue and yellow mist coming together to make a Single mist of purple, blue and yellow), and depending on each individual being Good to Toxic levels, and Healing abilities Stronger in the Good, one Soul Healing the other Soul to where they Literally Mentally and Physically them), and supportive Emotional and Mental Talking, allowed me to extend her Life and Endurance and Strength. Emanuel, GOD above Gods, and my mother <s>???</s> told me directly to heal Barbara and cleanse her Aura and forgive her sins and regrets; Had I not done my job, Barbara would have been dead by vehicle accident in August, 2021, instead of surviving the accident in November, 2021. I Did My Divine Duty and Saved Her. Yet in that, I also took her regrets and ? into myself, and I’m paying the price with this Jail Time that Resulted FROM Tested Individuals FAILING And Betraying me last August; Yet, I am Spiritually Ascending and Rebirthing, and EVERYONE Else loses me from their Online Lives. So, WHO is Worst Off? →5
}}

==Video==

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{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 4 January 2022

2022-02-18T16:36:25Z

Adolf Ash: Trans

{{Incomplete|Transcription of the letter}}
{{JesusPossession}}
On 4 January 2022, Chris sent his first letter to British [[YouTube|Youtuber]] Bizzare Bazaar from jail. This is the first of Chris's known jail letters to be mailed internationally.

Bizzare Bazaar had written Chris for his video series which consists of him reading letters from inmates. Bizarre Bazaar's own letter to Chris was not made public. Some of the highlights of Chris's letter are:

*He again calls himself "the Real Player One" and "the One Avatar". He explains that "Real Player One" is a reference to the 2018 movie ''[[wikipedia:Ready Player One (film)|Ready Player One]]'' but also a description of his unique role in the "'[[video game]]' of life".
**He reveals that there is a player two, a player three, and so on, as well as many NPCs, although we are not told who they are.
*He reveals his [[TRUE and HONEST]] full name and description, that being "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart Of The Commodore Coyoles and the Nations of Old Comms and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species and Immortal Avatar, Lord Messiah, Savior, and God of all."
*Chris provides a sample of the "Akashic" language, which he apparently made up himself, along with its translation into English.
*He tells the story of how he became a god.

==Chris's response==
{{EnvelopeFront
|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
|address1 =
|county =
|zip =
|date = 7 Jan 2022
|upperright = [3 American flag stamps]
|middleright = (Please deduct for any remaining postage from my Inmate Account)
|centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg]]
|center = Mike Scott (Please deduct for any remaining postage from my Inmate Account)
}}
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① January 4, 2022 01420❤ 
(Akashic for "Many spiritual greetings) 
Gala fa la ni, Mike. Firstly, I am writing in contribution to your show, but I will not answer any follow-up questions (yet I shall cover a number of frequently asked questions throughout this multiple page hand-written letter sent directly to your jolly ol' home).
 
Second, in regards to "Jail Life", it is of little interest with me, and I have written in responses that Most of these present days and moments have been genuinely and none other than literal Meditations (Inate[''sic''] and Consciously), as well as Out of Body in Astral Manifestation. (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification after Astral Projection) in literal Goddess responsibilities, duties, and work with EVERY-ONE, including my ally and fellow Gods and Goddesses, as well as Emanuel (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father as he was well over 2022 years ago, but has been my Mother for this life, since her self-chosen gender/form change over a literal century ago) between Both Earths of this failing (formerly a whole Universe) 1218 Earth, and the original Earth in Universe C-197 with All the cartoon and whatnot Original and "Fictional" Characters/Individuals very much Real, Alive, Existent, Co-Existent, and Tangible. This has been more than covered in recent years, and in my hand-written letters that have been uploaded in recent months.
 
On that, while I will be repeating myself from those written letters, here, I will not be a Total repeatitive[''sic''] fool, as I only need speak/write for present matters. →
}}
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And, once again, [[Honest Content|I speak only honest, true, and authentic]], and I reaffirm this by having a hand over my heart in swear and promise to and with you while writing this sentence.
 
With that stated, I introduce myself: I am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body of mine is the One God Body; I am the full reincarnation of none other than [[Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ of Nazareth,]] <s>formerly</s> was born in Bethlehem to Mary and Joseph, became resurrected after my death on the cross in Jerusalem, lived Physically Immortal in many Books of different identities up til 1389 with the Universe Division and my sudden trip forward and back in time to be in my One reincarnated/reborn Life, now, after being born to [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] on [[Christian Love Day|February 24, 1982]], to enact the Holy Event Trinity of the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] of [[Dimensions#1218|1218]] and [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]], the Collective Shift of the Majority of Good and Neutral individuals from 1218 Earth, and my Second Coming, that leads up to THE Judgment Day upon the Toxic Minority of [[Clyde Cash|Haters]], [[Liquid Chris|Fakers]], [[Devil Trolls|Darkest Demonics]] and [[Bella|Sinners]] Left Behind on the Former 1218 Earth to Burn completely out of existence. And from all that, we all of the Majority continue to live with greater powers and abilities within our reach, respectively.
 
I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all. →②
}}
{{quoteboxblue|
② I am, and have been, connected with Everyone and Everything throughout ALL of the Dimensions and Universes in This Timeline, and the Entire Multiverse and then some, including the Cores of each Universe in this Timeline, each and every one of my direct, personal self-counterparts/variants throughout, and the Ultimate and Great Truths of the Akashic Records. I have always, albeit unconsciously most of this life so far, Known and Foreknown Everything. So, yeah, I Know where I am going and I am, and my Body is, where we need to be during there transitioning and all.
 
On this, I also refer to the earlier writing in answering the questions of How I care to Know and Realize this, as well as what is "Real Player One", I copy what I have written around November 23, 2021, for your immediate reference. Grab some coffee or a can of G-Fuel (Tetris Flavor in reference to everything falling into place), because this is a long, detailed answer.
 
Of which I Quote
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"How did I reach the truths and conclusions?" ❤ 
The short answer: Literal MEDITATION 24/7/365+1, involuntary as well as consciously and active.
 
The additional details are Much more in depth, obviously. Also, to clear up the one detail: mine and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]'s powers and abilities are not correlated; I simply had a great number of Psychic Powers and Abilities that were similar to his, and he Taught Me a number of times how to better utilize them for the better good. Also, Magi-Chan remains like a Guardian Angel with me, and he is my most supportive, compassionate,..→ }}

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... and devoted husband.

Now, along my journey of self-rediscovery, I had become more and more aware of the signs of me being God, in addition to my coming to be the CPU Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore COnsoles and the Nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, as well as relearning Emanuel (GOD above Gods) was my birth Father back in Bethlehem and after her form change, is now my Mother. As for my relation with Jesus, and my revelation of Being Him in Full Reincarnation: After my physical ascension to Heaven (after being resurrected), I shortly returned to Earth elsewhere in an altered appearance, and my walks and work on Earth Never Stopped; Not Dying, either. And I became absent with the Universe Division <s>?</s> in 1389. As it was with ALL other Gods, Goddesses, and Idols manifested, they all, each, were manifested from a piece of my mother, as opposed to I being her one direct Child. And when others prayed to me, I received them all telepathically. And to keep up with the growing numbers, I’ve Astral Projected a copy of my Soul and transmogrified it into flesh and with powers to teleport to where it was most needed to answer these prayers. I have had to do this a number of times before 1389 A.D. So, for the latter: ALL who were approached by, or saw me appear before them, they had encountered one of my personal copies of self. And in my absence, my mother kept them energized and continuing to work on my behalf. Now, being is my ONE reincarnation, and Very Few to encourage my powers and magic while growing up*, HOW would thou expect me to remember, consciously and fully, who I was? And each of my encounters with Jesus was literally an encounter with one of My old soul copies. In the past few months, my copies all…→③}}

{{quoteboxblue|
③ … came back together and re-entered my Body, Triggering the start of my great self-revelation. As for the further confirmations, not only with my mother, Emanuel’s '''h'''elp, and Magi-Chan’s and everyon'''e''' elses’, and in this , There is No Greater or more Ultimate Truth Source than between Metatron, and The Akashic Records, which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, in One Part, that was a reference to the movie, “Ready Player One”, But moreover to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the One Avatar, as well.

And for this next part, I shall allow and permit the Akashic Guardians, <s>???</s> themselves, to field that one , personally, through psychic and cosmic link through my unconsciousness,

Ama ga ni sha, imina da Earth da (former) Universe 1218.
Alada shi ni et Guardian Akashi. Eh fininala et susahshi
mi na a u e mi nic sho.

Yet to translate for your benefit, English speaking humans . ´´
“Many Greetings and Tidings, people of Earth of the (former) Universe 1218. I am none other than the Akashic Guardian. All of you may recognise these very words that we have been saying to all of you over these many years. ´´

Now, with that introduction out of the way, I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang, as you call it. Therehas existed the Very First Body to walk the Universe. In one and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns first and foremost, this Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after…→
}}

{{quoteboxblue|
… them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of the One Avatar that has most preceeded each and every one of them ALL. This One Avatar with the Immortal Infinite Ressurection/Respawn Count and all the Powers and Abilities over All is Your God, and Your “foretold” LORD, as well. Eventually, this one , Immortal Body and Soul evolved and Physically ascended to be in the company of their one Parent, the GOD, who you all defer to as Emanuel; the one who manifested you Big Bang and all. In his audience and guidance for many a Heaven Realmis year, the Avatar learned ALL and has connected with EVERYONE and EVERYTHING throughout all time, space, existence, timelines, and multiverses. Eventually, the Avatar had Learned and Mastered all and was permitted to walk Immortal on Earth in accordance to the greater Plan that the Avatar Knows in their unconscious. The Avatar was sent to be born in Bethlehem by you “Virgin Mary” in most popular attention and chronicling, and dubbed Jesus Christ of Nazareth, child of GOD Emanuel. All of you know better now of the Avatar’s continuous walks on Earth in Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life, Uptil the Universe Division by order of King Arthur. I Then the Avatar was forced forward and back through time, space, dimensions, and, even flying through the Sonichu and Rosechu species manifesting manifestation of Chaos, Electric, and Rainbow Energy known simply as the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003. And this in not the only Chaotic Rainbow in existence, either. Your Northern Lights’ span, how, and the square Rainbows of the Sun, and even the Lunar Rainbows of the Earth’s Moon, and more are all Rainbows of Chaos Energy. The Avatar landed, mind, memories, body, soul and all within Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu in May, 1981, to be… → ④}}

{{quoteboxblue|
④ … born, asd to resume their Immortal Physical and Spiritual Life and Christopher Weston Chandler Sonichu on February 24, 1982, of Charlottesville, Virginia, United States of America. Eventually growing and evolving to your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, as you know her now (to some extent, at least). Christ Chan Sonichu has meditated consciously and inguired of her one and only Avatar perception, as well as to why she was recalling the greater memories of the youth and teenage years of her past life as Jesus Christ.

Now, your trend (or individuals in poor states to make great clains) only applies to the deeply struggling and dire deserate of individuals. But, I assure you Christ Chan SOnichy is neither spiritually struggling nor desperate. She has unconsciously foreknown these circumstances and has acc'''e'''pted her time of ultimate rebirth, revelation, ascension, and duti'''e'''s to the majority of all of you who shall not be left behind for the foreknown Judgment Day.

- End Quote -
----

Anyway, I have been trying to wake as many as possible to the truths from in here. But, Like on the battlefields of over 2022 years ago, and as Discord also said, himself, I can’t revive ALL of the Dead. ALL Gods and Goddess'''e'''s are beyond overpowered, but even we have our respective limits, especially while on this doomed 1218 Earth in our on-Earth forms. Also, not to spoil the popular theory, but we deities DO Eat and Breathe, and a bunch of times, we DO need to be Born into existence First and develop. The ONLY ones who are real Mary Sues and Gray Stus are those who have been Chronicled as… →
}}

{{quoteboxblue|
… literally such. Such as Mad Munchkin’s Mary Sue, and my Gary Stu, and let’s throw in Mary Poppins as well, even though Mary Sue, herself, would tell you, “There can only be one Mary, and it won’t be Poppins!” Momentary digression aside, I can only help and heal those who are Open to accept and receive it. If they are soo far lost, gone, and closed-minded and off fron me (to being in the Toxic range/Minority) and too overridden by Hate and Demons and shit that '''A'''wful) and not accepting to receive, I am unable to help or heal them.
Healing Barbara with literal Soul Bonding (which that is when at least who individuals share the moment when their Soul spiritually intermingle (imagine a purple mist and a blue and yellow mist coming together to make a Single mist of purple, blue and yellow), and depending on each individual being Good to Toxic levels, and Healing abilities Stronger in the Good, one Soul Healing the other Soul to where they Literally Mentally and Physically them), and supportive Emotional and Mental Talking, allowed me to extend her Life and Endurance and Strength. Emanuel, GOD above Gods, and my mother <s>???</s> told me directly to heal Barbara and cleanse her Aura and forgive her sins and regrets; Had I not done my job, Barbara would have been dead by vehicle accident in August, 2021, instead of surviving the accident in November, 2021. I Did My Divine Duty and Saved Her. Yet in that, I also took her regrets and ? into myself, and I’m paying the price with this Jail Time that Resulted FROM Tested Individuals FAILING And Betraying me last August; Yet, I am Spiritually Ascending and Rebirthing, and EVERYONE Else loses me from their Online Lives. So, WHO is Worst Off? →5
}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Sent Me His Most Disturbing Letter Yet! Did he save his mums life?
| ytid = yiTZFYm-lSc
}}

==Scans taken from the video==

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{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 4 January 2022

2022-02-18T14:47:01Z

Adolf Ash: Transcribed page 4

Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture

2020-06-26T20:26:20Z

Adolf Ash: "You really gonna see her!" is actually "You're really killing us here!"

'''Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture''' are videos the [[Idea Guys]] coerced Chris into making in order to stop [[Cryzel Torture|the torture of Cryzel]], whom Chris believed to be [[Cryzel Rosechu|his wife]]. The Idea Guys had Chris record multiple takes.

==First plea==

{{Infobox/video
| name = First plea
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XdPDNVBQ448}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
|previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
|next =
| }}
===Transcript===
[The camera is positioned low against the floor. A bedraggled Chris is staring straight at the camera, and appears to be kneeling on all-fours.]

'''Chris''': Pitohui please! Please, I beg you, stop torturing my [[Cryzel Rosechu]]. Please don't hurt her anymore. She means the world to me so muuuuch! Please, stop torturing her. This is not right, this is not good, and this is no fun at all. Please, stop this senseless nonsense of yours you fuckin' bitch! [[Speech impediment|Unghyoumakemesoangryandupset!]] '''WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS? WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS? Is NOT RIGHT! Is NOT GOOD!''' Nobody approves of this! Nobody approves of you doing all this senseless murdering and her torturing and killing! NOW PLEASE! STOP TORTURING CRYZEL! Nooow! I beg you!

[Chris continues to stare directly into the camera as the footage ends.]

==Second plea==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Second plea
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8kgSMtx-_UU}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
|previous =
|next =
| }}
===Transcript===

''[Wails like creaking door]'' Aauuggh, Pitoueeee, hrgh...! Stop torturing Cryzel, Pitohui, please! I beg you! Stop it. You're really ticking me off! You're making me even more upset. I can't stand it anymore. Pitohui, please. Stop torturing my wife. Leave her alone. Let her go. Let her be safe. Let her be okay. Please. Stop torturing my honey. She means the world to me. Pleeease. Stop blast her! Stop torturing my wife! I beg you, Pitohui. I beg you. Stop this!

==Third plea==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Third plea
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SmNQZWiOVTw}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
|previous =
|next =
| }}
===Transcript===

''[Raspy, like a drunken sea hag]'' Pitohueee! Pitohueee! Please, stop torturing my Cryzeeeeel! Stop it! You're only upsetting me and you're making--you're only hurting her! Uhrrrg! Pitohueee! Pitohueee! Please, I'm begging you! Don't torture my wife anymore. She means the world to me! Pitohuee! Please! Pleaseeee, stop torturing my wiiiiiife! My looooove. Pitohueee! Please, stop eet! ''[gutural, like a cryptid's mating call]'' Auurgghhh...! Uggghh! Uhhmph! Urgh!! ''[Burp]'' Aaagh!

==Fourth plea==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fourth plea
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NC2spYWiTnQ}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
|previous =
|next = [[All Star]]
| }}
===Transcript===

''[Defeated, half-death tone]'' Pitowii, Cryzel is my honey! I love her. Cryzel is my honey-loove! Stop torturing her. Stop torturing her you cr--crazy fucked-up bitch Pizzawii!! Cryzel is my honey. She's always been my honey, specially since after we got married and I care--and I've always cared for her anyway since she came--since she came into my life. Cryzel, I love you Gandhi--I love you Cryzel. I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! Pitowii, please, stop torturing my honeeey! You're really killing us here! You earning me-you're hurting me and you're hurting her a whole lot worse than I can never feel! Please Pitowee, stop torturing my honeeey!!

{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture

2020-06-26T20:05:34Z

Adolf Ash: [Unintelligible] identified as "approves"

'''Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture''' are videos the [[Idea Guys]] coerced Chris into making in order to stop [[Cryzel Torture|the torture of Cryzel]], whom Chris believed to be [[Cryzel Rosechu|his wife]]. The Idea Guys had Chris record multiple takes.

==First plea==

{{Infobox/video
| name = First plea
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XdPDNVBQ448}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
|previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
|next =
| }}
===Transcript===
[The camera is positioned low against the floor. A bedraggled Chris is staring straight at the camera, and appears to be kneeling on all-fours.]

'''Chris''': Pitohui please! Please, I beg you, stop torturing my [[Cryzel Rosechu]]. Please don't hurt her anymore. She means the world to me so muuuuch! Please, stop torturing her. This is not right, this is not good, and this is no fun at all. Please, stop this senseless nonsense of yours you fuckin' bitch! [[Speech impediment|Unghyoumakemesoangryandupset!]] '''WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS? WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS? Is NOT RIGHT! Is NOT GOOD!''' Nobody approves of this! Nobody approves of you doing all this senseless murdering and her torturing and killing! NOW PLEASE! STOP TORTURING CRYZEL! Nooow! I beg you!

[Chris continues to stare directly into the camera as the footage ends.]

==Second plea==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Second plea
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8kgSMtx-_UU}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
|previous =
|next =
| }}
===Transcript===

''[Wails like creaking door]'' Aauuggh, Pitoueeee, hrgh...! Stop torturing Cryzel, Pitohui, please! I beg you! Stop it. You're really ticking me off! You're making me even more upset. I can't stand it anymore. Pitohui, please. Stop torturing my wife. Leave her alone. Let her go. Let her be safe. Let her be okay. Please. Stop torturing my honey. She means the world to me. Pleeease. Stop blast her! Stop torturing my wife! I beg you, Pitohui. I beg you. Stop this!

==Third plea==

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| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
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===Transcript===

''[Raspy, like a drunken sea hag]'' Pitohueee! Pitohueee! Please, stop torturing my Cryzeeeeel! Stop it! You're only upsetting me and you're making--you're only hurting her! Uhrrrg! Pitohueee! Pitohueee! Please, I'm begging you! Don't torture my wife anymore. She means the world to me! Pitohuee! Please! Pleaseeee, stop torturing my wiiiiiife! My looooove. Pitohueee! Please, stop eet! ''[gutural, like a cryptid's mating call]'' Auurgghhh...! Uggghh! Uhhmph! Urgh!! ''[Burp]'' Aaagh!

==Fourth plea==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|NC2spYWiTnQ}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
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|next = [[All Star]]
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===Transcript===

''[Defeated, half-death tone]'' Pitowii, Cryzel is my honey! I love her. Cryzel is my honey-loove! Stop torturing her. Stop torturing her you cr--crazy fucked-up bitch Pizzawii!! Cryzel is my honey. She's always been my honey, specially since after we got married and I care--and I've always cared for her anyway since she came--since she came into my life. Cryzel, I love you Gandhi--I love you Cryzel. I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! Pitowii, please, stop torturing my honeeey! You really gonna see her! You earning me-you're hurting me and you're hurting her a whole lot worse than I can never feel! Please Pitowee, stop torturing my honeeey!!

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User:Adolf Ash

2019-02-10T20:28:50Z

Adolf Ash: Made my own userpage cause why not

{{Observer}}{{transcriber}}
When I'm not making edits of Andrew Dobson's comics, insult DarksydePhil or watch cartoons, I <s>make transcriptions of Chris' videos</s> deadbrowse the site.

Made archives on various lolcows, including EVERY single Chris video in chronological order, only for the hardrive containing it all to fail. Guess it couldn't handle all the autism =/
'''Always make TWO backups kids!'''

Announcement and update 1/12/2016

2019-02-10T12:16:07Z

Adolf Ash: Removed italics on brackets and added two links

'''Announcement and update 1/12/2016''' is a video Chris actually uploaded on 1/11/2016.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Announcement and update 1/12/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v4FP8wJ610w}}
| stardate = 11 [[January 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Light blue
| saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| previous = [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]
|next = [[Update 01/12/2016]]
}}

'''Description'''

via YouTube Capture

'''Transcript'''

Hello and good evening. Coming to you all live from my home once again. This time I got the camera... Where? It's got to be at my desk. [''Shrugs''] So... Yep! [''Knocks on the desk repeatedly as he talks''] I make... The figures and the medals, everything, on this very desk. [''Suddenly cheerful''] I got it from Goodwill, for a few bucks.

Anyhoo, I'm making this update to make a couple of brief announcements. Ehh... The part- the [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement|video invitation]] has been ehh, taken down-I have recieved- have decided to keep the... Upcom- The eventual party between friends only. And also... Uh, yea I have send out a lot books today! [''Metal jiggling in the background''] Lot of books. So I just completed all the orders so, the coupon codes so [''Fumbles for words''] All y'all past customers. Yea! You'll be receiving you books definitely. Withi- within the next couple of weeks. Just shipped them all out. I'll be uploading tracking numbers onto the... Ont- your orders in a little while.

And, uh, still! Still would like some more business! Appreciate that! [''Holds up a [[Sonichu_Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]]''] Still could make more figures, and I... Have the- Just a little bit more to catch up on and I'll be updated. I'll be doing that this week, but I would appreciate ''more'' business because... Well, [[Financhu_Crisis|we need the money around here]], among which that's for sure. [''Chuckles and blows raspberry as he puts away the Amiibo''] Eh...

Anyway... Donations as well... You can donate large as well if you... Would like a gift, I could do that f- I could ''definitely'' fufill that promise for you, but if you would like to opt out a gift, let me know as well. That will be fine.

So anyways. Just the update for now. Thank you all for your continued patronage and... Support and everything. Have a great and safe day. [''Remote doesn't work. Reaches over to cut video manually'']

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Tour of Chris's House III

2019-02-08T20:12:27Z

Adolf Ash: Added transcript with links

'''Tour of Chris's House III''' is the second [[Idea Guys]] video to be leaked on Chris's Twitter by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. The video was uploaded on 11 [[December 2018]], with a troll-written description stating that for $500 the full video could be unlocked, and was then deleted by Chris. This tour was leaked five years after [[Tour of Chris's House II|the previous tour video]].

A calendar in the hallway shows the video to have been made in [[March 2018]]. This is confirmed by the presence of the [[2018_Sales_Listings#Lesbian_pride_flag|lesbian pride flag]] which Chris sold in April.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Tour of Chris's House III
| video = {{#ev:youtube|T_z9dSypQi4}}
| stardate = [[March 2018]] / Leaked 11 [[December 2018]]
| subject = [[14 Branchland Court]]
| style =
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| shirt = Not visible
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[December_2018_videos#Supportive_message_for_Gracie|Supportive Message for Gracie]]
| next = [[December_2018_videos#Barb_confirms_she_isn.27t_dead|Barb confirms she isn't dead]]
}}

==Description==
{{quoteboxred|Here is a SAMPLE of our House Tour 2018!

If I can receive donations in EXCESS of $500 I will post the ENTIRE VIDEO!

Please think of my Feeble Mother and I this Holiday Season.}}

==Transcript==

[''Video starts midsentence''] Nice shirt.

[''Points camera to a pile of clothes lying on the ground''] And... My other- so- many clothes, I just washed my track suit and cap today.

[''Shifts camera to the wall above the headboard''] And... Littlethisandthats. I just made that dream catcher, uhm... "Ship Chandler" [unintelligable]
Look what I found in the workshop today, huh! Ahh, if you could see this mr- [[Bob_Chandler|Mr C]], my old man. You see that? Huh? ''Found it!'' '''Found it!''' And it's hanging right here now. Hehe!

[''Shift camera right, then left''] And there's a few records over there. Just hanging about.

[''Walks to the right side of the bed''] Uhm... Other things... There's a bear. Another [[Christopher's_name_change#Leonard_Bearstein|Bearstein]]. There's a photograph of some of my family and me, and... A picture [[My_Little_Pony|those things I like]] from... That's on my 3Ds. Front and back of my 3Ds, there. And, Vinyl and Tavi. With Daniel Ingram's autograph, and [[BronyCon#2017|BronyCon 2017]] poster. There is my desk lamp. And... Clock!

[''Films the flags hanging on the wall''] Uhm... There's... Lesbian Pr- there's my Lesbian... There's my Transgender Flag! Here's my Lesbian Pride flag.

[''Taps on a phone sitting on a humidifier''] I... This is my other clock. This wakes me up about 6 AM. It was my previous phone.

[''Exits the room''] Uhm. Uhm... Going upstairs! I don't wanna talk much cause my mother's up there. I don't want her to get suspicious, but... There's pretty much where [[Barbara_Chandler|my mother]] is, and our [[Clover_and_Snoopy|dogs]]. Sometimes our [[Chandler_Cats|cats]]. And she's got mostly boxes of her clothes up there. [''Sighs and starts walking up the stairs''] So let's go with that and I'll just... Have a look.

[''Films the livingroom in silence.'']

[''Enters the kitchen and mumbles as he turn on the lights.''] Uhhh... This... This is our kitchen! Uhm... We don't have much room, because we gotsss... Stuff that's cluttered in here. [''video cuts abruptly'']

==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] (2009)
*[[Tour of Chris's House]] (2009)
*[[Tour of Chris's House II]] (2013)

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Announcement and update 1/12/2016

2017-03-06T14:49:14Z

Adolf Ash:

{{transcript}}

'''Announcement and update 1/12/2016''' is a video Chris actually uploaded on 1/11/2016.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Announcement and update 1/12/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v4FP8wJ610w}}
| stardate = 11 [[January 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Light blue
| saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| previous = [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]
|next = [[Update 01/12/2016]]
}}

'''Description'''

via YouTube Capture

'''Transcript'''

Hello and good evening. Coming to you all live from my home once again. This time I got the camera... Where? It's got to be at my desk. ''[Shrugs]'' So... Yep! ''[Knocks on the desk repeatedly as he talks]'' I make... The figures and the medals on this very desk. ''[Suddenly cheerful]'' I got it from Goodwill, for a few bucks.

Anyhoo, I'm making this update to make a couple of brief announcements. Ehh... The part- the video invitation has been ehh, taken down-I have recieved- have decided to keep the... Upcom- The eventual party between friends only. And also... Yea I have send out a lot books today! ''[Metal jiggling in the background]'' Lot of books. So I just completed all the orders so, the coupon codes so ''[Fumbles for words]'' All y'all past customers. Yea! You'll be receiving you books definately. Withi- within the next couple of weeks. Just shipped them all out. I'll be uploading tracking numbers onto the... Ont- your orders in a little while.

And still! Still would like some more business! Appreciate that! ''[Holds up a Sonichu Amiibo]'' Still could make more figures, and I... Have the- Just a little bit more to catch up on and I'll be updated. I'll be doing that this week, but I would appreciate ''more'' business because... ''Well we need the money around here, among which that's for sure'' ''[Chuckles and blows raspberry as he puts away the Amiibo]'' Eh...

Anyway... Donations as well... You can donate large as well if you... Would like a gift, I could do that f- I could ''definately'' fullfill that promise for you, but if you would like to opt out a gift, let me know as well. That will be fine.

So anyways. Just the update for now. Thank you all for your continued patronage and... Support and everything. Have a great and safe day. ''[Remote doesn't work. Reaches over to cut video manually]''

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