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<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>Congratulations, you found my user page.</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Miiverse&diff=187595 2015-06-23T05:54:30Z

<p>Adventure: /* 06/03/2015 */</p> <hr /> <div>The '''Miiverse''' is an [[internet]] forum for [[Nintendo]] gamers, divided into communities, accessible via the [[Wii]] U and [[3DS]]. In [[December 2012]], [[Chris]] bought a Wii U and created a forum account. While there was speculation at first as to whether this account was TRUE and HONEST, his references to it on [[Facebook]], as well as links to his [[YouTube]] account, provide confirmation. It is a rare source of original [[Chris and art|art]] by Chris during the drought which has followed the collapse of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic empire. He continues to make occasional posts in the Miiverse as of mid-[[2015]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Miiverseprofile.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's Miiverse profile.]]<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> On 12 December 2012, Chris sent a private message to his Facebook friends informing them that he had bought a Wii U.&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2012 Facebook posts#Chris has a Wii U]]&lt;/ref&gt; He sneered about the [[trolls]]' inability to discover his account, even as his posted a signed illustration of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He occasionally invited his friends to play with him. A year later, someone on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered the account, but no one was really sure if it was actually Chris. [[Weens]] decided to harass him just in case. In July 2014, he uploaded two videos on his [[YouTube]] account which were linked to this account in the Miiverse, finally providing hard proof that it was not an impostor.<br /> <br /> As with his [[PlayStation blog]] and [[PSN blogs]], he posts on the Miiverse infrequently, and deigns to communicate with others only rarely. An exception was when he tried to rally the Nintendo community against the atrocity of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]]. This was similar to how he persuade his non-friends on the PSN blogs to vote for him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], and was just as effective. <br /> <br /> ==Profile==<br /> '''Christian''' SonichuChandler [Somewhere between [[October 2014]] and [[December 2014]], he changed his profile name to '''Christine'''.] <br /> <br /> I am Chris Chan; creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.<br /> <br /> Country: United States<br /> <br /> Birthday: 02/24<br /> <br /> Game Experience: Private<br /> <br /> Systems Owned: Wii U, System in the Nintendo 3DS Family<br /> <br /> Favorite Game Genres: [no response]<br /> <br /> ==Posts by Chris==<br /> <br /> ===12/05/2012 9:30 PM===<br /> New Super Mario Bros. U Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/05/2012 9:52 PM===<br /> New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged &quot;Yoshi Hill.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/06/2012 6:44 PM===<br /> Nintendo Land Community, tagged &quot;Donkey Kong's Crash Course.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/06/2012 7:40 PM===<br /> Nintendo Land Community, tagged &quot;Metroid Blast.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/06/2012 8:31 PM===<br /> Nintendo Land Community, tagged &quot;Nintendo Land Plaza.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/06/2012 9:58 PM===<br /> Nintendo Land Community, tagged &quot;Yoshi's Fruit Cart.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12D.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/08/2012 11:18 PM===<br /> Chris made several related comments regarding the game &quot;Zombi.&quot; He was disturbed by the gender identity implications of the game. One of his posts on this topic was deleted by the administration.<br /> <br /> ZombiU Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|W.T.H.? I start out as a dude; I die once, and I awake as a different character. }:( Not cool.}}<br /> <br /> ===12/08/2012 11:19 PM===<br /> ZombiU Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Even more weird, the opposite gender.}}<br /> <br /> ===12/08/2012 11:20 PM===<br /> ZombiU Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|But I do agree with the popular opinion, it is a scary and great game with great gamepad use.}}<br /> <br /> ===12/09/2012 5:28 PM===<br /> Nintendo Land Community, tagged &quot;Captain Falcon's Twister Race.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/09/2012 5:29 PM===<br /> Nintendo Land Community, tagged &quot;Captain Falcon's Twister Race.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/23/2012 6:05 AM===<br /> ZombiU Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[Spoilers:] Having trouble getting into Buckingham Palace; too many locked doors in the sewer.}}<br /> <br /> ===12/23/2012 6:07 AM===<br /> ZombiU Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-23-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/26/2012 7:14 AM===<br /> New Super Mario Bros. U Community<br /> <br /> [Spoilers:]<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12.png|thumb|right]]}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===12/26/2012 7:47 AM===<br /> New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged &quot;Iggy's Volcanic Castle.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/22/2013 9:27 PM===<br /> Pokémon X and Y Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris made two comments to his own post:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13B.png|thumb|left|250px]]<br /> [[File:12-22-13C.png|thumb|left|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===01/16/2014 11:22 PM===<br /> Dr. Luigi Community<br /> <br /> This post was deleted by administration. At the time, on [[Facebook]], Chris was soliciting donations after his [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]. He may have included personal information, a violation of Miiverse rules.<br /> <br /> ===02/18/2014 12:28 AM===<br /> According to his personal correspondence, Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] were suffering from bronchitis in February and March 2014.<br /> <br /> Dr. Luigi Community, tagged &quot;Retro Remedy high score = 75,000+.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:2-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===04/18/2014 1:05 AM===<br /> Sonic Lost World Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[autopost] Put this item to good use!}}<br /> <br /> ===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|SONICHU}}<br /> <br /> ===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|ROSECHU}}<br /> <br /> ===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|CYBER BULLY}}<br /> <br /> ===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|ONLINE TROLL}}<br /> <br /> ===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|PARAPPA HAT}}<br /> <br /> ===07/17/2014 12:49 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|DITZY DERPY}}<br /> <br /> ===07/17/2014 11:29 PM===<br /> Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged &quot;YouTube.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris provided a link to a [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|video]] of his avatar in Mario Kart 8.<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/18/2014 3:12 AM===<br /> Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged &quot;YouTube.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|video]] of his accomplishments at Mario Kart 8.<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:24 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14C.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:26 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14D.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:27 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> <br /> This post was deleted by the administrator.<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:28 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14E.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:29 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-15F.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14F.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14G.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/19/2014 3:32 AM===<br /> MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14H.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===07/31/2014 9:17 PM===<br /> NES REMIX Series Community, tagged &quot;Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels STAGE5.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:7-31-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===08/03/2014 11:18 PM===<br /> Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged &quot;Time Trials.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:8-3-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/08/2014 10:04 PM===<br /> NES REMIX Series Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[autopost] &lt;nowiki&gt;[Super Mario Bros.:73600]+[Super Mario Bros. 3:4100]+[Dr. Mario:960000] = [Total:1037700!]&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===12/15/2014 7:09 PM===<br /> Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged &quot;Hands-On Hall.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-15-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/16/2014 4:58 PM===<br /> Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Community, tagged &quot;Impressions.&quot;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycotting the Sonic Booms games]] and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes [[Sensory Overload|Sensory Overloads]] In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things! <br /> <br /> Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] And help us force [[SEGA]] to Change them back NOW!}}<br /> <br /> ===12/16/2014 5:46 PM===<br /> Hyrule Warriors Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Destructive Force Medal!}}<br /> <br /> ===12/16/2014 7:15 PM===<br /> Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal Community<br /> <br /> This post was deleted. Presumably it was another call to blarms.<br /> <br /> ===12/16/2014 10:00 PM===<br /> Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged &quot;Super Bell Hill.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:12-16-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===12/18/2014 10:42 PM===<br /> Hyrule Warriors Community<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Serious Adventurer Medal!}}<br /> <br /> ===01/09/2015 12:48 AM===<br /> Duck Hunt Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|left|250px]]<br /> [[File:1-9-15.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]}}<br /> <br /> ===01/16/2015 7:52 AM===<br /> Dr. Luigi Community, tagged &quot;10,000 viruses eliminated.&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:1-16-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===04/23/2015===<br /> Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged &quot;YouTube.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|video]] of his gameplay.<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===06/03/2015===<br /> Splatoon Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:6-3-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> ===06/17/2015===<br /> Splatoon Community<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:6-17-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Fanart==<br /> Since the Miiverse allows members to share artwork, weens naturally took advantage of this to make many lucrid mockeries of Chris and Sonichu on his account. This especially ramped up after the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Some of them are funny. Of course, Chris ignored all of this.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Ween1.png<br /> File:Ween2.png<br /> File:Ween3.png<br /> File:Ween5.png<br /> File:Ween4.png<br /> File:Ween6.png<br /> File:Ween7.png<br /> File:Ween8.png<br /> File:Ween10.png<br /> File:Ween9.png<br /> File:Ween11.png<br /> File:Ween12.png<br /> File:Ween13.png<br /> File:Ween14.png<br /> File:FileWeen15.png<br /> File:Ween16.png<br /> File:Ween17.png<br /> File:Ween18.png<br /> File:Ween19.png<br /> File:Ween20.png<br /> File:Ween21.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler Chris's Miiverse account]<br /> <br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Video Games]]<br /> [[Category:Fan art]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:6-17-2015.png&diff=187594 2015-06-23T05:52:00Z

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Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=187541 2015-06-22T02:19:27Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;{{#ev:youtube|bG22Lf6uL58}}<br /> &lt;/div&gt; A bunch of [[User:Adventure|idi]][[User:Bluearms|ots]] overreact to [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|Chris's edits]].<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally related to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Adventure&diff=187533 2015-06-22T01:42:15Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>Congratulations, you found my user page.<br /> chris chan interacted with me! he awnsered me! I'm popular NOW!!!!!</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_edits_to_the_CWCki&diff=187525 2015-06-22T01:17:43Z

<p>Adventure: /* Sonichuchandler */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Chrisshotweb.jpg|thumb|Summary of the incident.]]<br /> After Chris discovered the [[CWCki]] in [[March 2010]], he [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|demanded]] that pages related to his family and [[gal pals]] be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on [[April 2010|1 April]], past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. In true CWC style, his [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|vandalism]] was less than impressive. In fact, since he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. Christian vandalized the CWCki's articles to make them look as if they are praising him. As usual Chris's [[Chris and English|tenuous grasp of grammar]] made his edits stand out like a sore thumb.<br /> <br /> Chris later returned under the guise of [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]], making several posts from 5 [[May 2010]] to 13 [[July 2010]]. Chris returned again about a year later as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] on [[November 2011|4 November 2011]], part of the [[28 October 2011]] aftermath. He uploaded three pictures of [[Michael Snyder]].<br /> <br /> Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits [[Chris and his Ego|glorifying himself]]. <br /> <br /> On 21 [[June 2015]], Chris returned once again to show that he absolutely cannot let go about the CWCki and vandalized a few more pages. They were immediately reverted within minutes.<br /> <br /> Listed below are all of Chris's edits made on his accounts, unedited by trolls and exactly as he wrote them. An exception is made for headings, which are replaced with '''bold text''' in the quoteboxes.<br /> <br /> ==GodofThunderGodofWar==<br /> <br /> [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|All edits]]<br /> <br /> ===1 April, 12:35===<br /> His first action was editing the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments. Hilariously, he begins to glorify himself only ''after'' stating &quot;The CWCki is a LOAD OF BULL&quot;, effectively nullifying his own attempts.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> *...This webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?<br /> *...that Christian Chandler ALWAYS IS the mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br /> *...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br /> *...that Chris buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?<br /> *...that Chris has been recording himself as early as [[Manchester High School|10th grade]]?<br /> }}<br /> <br /> The following comments however, were left untouched.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> *...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br /> *...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br /> *...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?<br /> *...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br /> *...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? <br /> :*...that his favorite song from &quot;[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]&quot; is ''[E-Mail My Heart]''?*<br /> *...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Some of the factoids were likely left alone because Chris failed to [[Autism|notice their sarcasm]] and mistook them for compliments. [[Naïve|On a troll site]]. It should also be noted that the Pixelblocks factoid was also untouched, save for Chris adding the word &quot;not&quot; in the middle. It was likely that he perceived it to be a spelling mistake and decided to correct it, even though the word &quot;neither&quot; instead of &quot;either&quot; later in the sentence causes Chris to [[Chris and English|''add'' a mistake instead]]. Chris finally relinked [[Song of Christian]] to &quot;10th grade&quot;, a broken link.<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;*Altered for this article. This normally links to a [[YouTube]] video, but external links mess up the quoteboxes.&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> ===1 April, 12:42===<br /> Chris then changed the &quot;Article of the Now&quot; from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] to himself.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|200px|lolwut.]]<br /> <br /> '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]], Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[brilliant]] character, starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife.<br /> <br /> Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> This edit is perhaps the most condensed essence of Christian to ever emerge in pseudo-paragraph format. Between the utter butchery of the English language, blatant ego stroking, and unintentional creepiness (&quot;Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter&quot;), Christian pretty much sums up what legions of trolls have spent nearly half a decade trying to record for the world. Also note that, while on a website dedicated to trolling him, he still attempts to insert links to other parts of the wiki. In all likelihood, Chris planned to vandalize these elements as well but stopped due to [[stress]]. In the original edit, the link &quot;brilliant&quot; linked instead to the Fail page. Much like the 10th grade link example above, Chris removed this part and created a red link.<br /> <br /> ===1 April, 12:44===<br /> A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] the Picture of the Now.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|300px|left|lolwut?]]<br /> <br /> A recently leaked image shows an illustration by [[Chris]] having [[Sweet, Sweet Sex]] with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D}}<br /> <br /> Not much needs saying here. Chris chose the image and added some [[random-access humor]]. Why this image? Nobody knows. Also, the red link this time was actually put in entirely by Chris himself, rather than being another unintentional mistake. Why he thought the CWCki would have a page on &quot;Sweet, Sweet Sex&quot; is anyone's guess.<br /> <br /> ==JenkinsJinkies==<br /> <br /> [[Special:Contributions/JenkinsJinkies|All edits]]<br /> <br /> ===5 May, 01:08===<br /> In his first edit on the new account, Chris commented on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|the hacking]] of the [[PS3]], saying the supposed bug was just an antenna. However, later that day he tore out the antenna anyway, just to be safe.&lt;ref&gt;[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> '''Dude, Really? That's an Antenna'''<br /> <br /> I trolled around and found it. http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 01:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)}}<br /> <br /> ===8 May, 03:09 - 03:16===<br /> Chris then turned to the [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]], clarifying that his ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his [[PSN]], but his ''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]'' pack was.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=88589 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]&lt;/ref&gt; He also said that the ''[[wikipedia:Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'' he bought was a movie, not a video game,&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads&amp;action=historysubmit&amp;diff=88592&amp;oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]&lt;/ref&gt; and removed a slanderous mockery implying that his [[duck]] was small.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===3 July, 16:02 - 16:25===<br /> Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, quoted below, in which he ranted about [[Amanda]], a part-time [[manajerks|manajerk]], who wouldn't give Chris a ''[[Wikipedia:The Twilight Saga: Eclipse|The Twilight Saga: Eclipse]]'' Sweepstake token because he only bought a $1.09 ice cream. <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> {{Taxpayermoneynoinclude}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|A view of the counter where behind which has its own Troublemakers.]]<br /> <br /> '''Coffee Anyone?'''<br /> <br /> Within this single fast-food joint of the small town of Ruckersville, VA, Bobby goes for a morning coffee and breakfast most days of the week. Sadly, though, on some of those days, along with other seinor citizens who have been going there for years for their own &quot;Early Bird Specials&quot;, they get harassed by one or two of the snot-nosed, snooty employees.<br /> <br /> One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time [[Manajerks]] who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight sweepstakes, one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the cups with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that &quot;One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action.&quot;<br /> <br /> Amanda also really Opens Up for the Black People; she would be most friendly to any of the black people. Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her [[china]] in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.<br /> <br /> '''Amanda'''<br /> <br /> Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be still married. I feel really sorry for the dude who has put up with that woman for the amount of time they've been married.<br /> <br /> '''More Coffee Goodness'''<br /> <br /> It has been reported that Chrissy has been sighted there, but no photographs has been taken, aside from the one above, of him inside the restaurant.<br /> <br /> Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with [[china]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]]!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> This edit was the first where Chris began to make his presence known. All edits under the JenkinsJinkies name were subtle up until this point, where any effort of subtlety ends. Chris made it obvious that it was him right from the start, both from his [[Chris and English|poor spelling]] and his terrible attempt to imitate what he believes [[trolls]] are like; for example, he obviously believes trolls to be [[Chris and race|racist]], so he goes off on a tangent about black people halfway through. He believes that all trolls have [[Chris and sex|sexual issues]], so he acts like an outright misogynist in the last paragraph. He also attempts using internet slang like the word &quot;butthurt&quot;, which he somehow manages to [[Honor roll|use as a verb]]. Chris also updated the [[Template:Places|places template]] accordingly to link to his new article.<br /> <br /> ===3 July, 20:16===<br /> After CWCkians later arrived and saw that some faggot had put up a shitty article with no citations or real evidence of anything happening, they assumed a troll pretending to be Chris, or else a [[slow-in-the-minds|really stupid person]], and put up a deletion template. Chris noticed and leapt to the article's defense on the talk page with this textwall.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> '''Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama.'''<br /> <br /> My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.<br /> <br /> Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.<br /> <br /> I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.<br /> <br /> Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered &quot;Special&quot;. I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.<br /> <br /> But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.<br /> <br /> Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.<br /> <br /> For the LULZ!!!!<br /> <br /> --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Here, Chris established his troll backstory and continued trying to act as close to what he believed a troll to be like as possible. This time he plays the part of a [[BlueSpike|sadist]] who hates Chris because he's [[Autism|special]], was [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|bullied at school]], and had [[Bob Chandler|daddy issues]], because that is what real trolls are like entirely.<br /> <br /> ===11 July, 19:43 - 12 July, 08:05===<br /> In response to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] leaving Chris a message on his user talk page, asking for his personal information so he could send him a reward for providing them with information, Chris posted this strange rambling.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.<br /> <br /> That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.<br /> <br /> Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. &gt;:D<br /> <br /> Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.<br /> <br /> --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> }}<br /> <br /> The main focus of the message seems to be Chris establishing more of his troll backstory, giving excuses as to why he couldn't give Clyde his details, and dropping as many troll buzzwords as possible, like &quot;[[4-cent_garbage.com|Anon]]&quot; and &quot;[[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]]&quot;. He also inquires about the hookers sent to his house by Bryan Bash, likely so he can take advantage of their services to get rid of his hated [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]. Also notice how even when he's deep undercover as a Chris-hating troll, he still feels the need to bolster his own [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], claiming to be genuinely afraid of Chris; something no other than Chris himself could ever consider seriously other than a joke.<br /> <br /> When Clyde pointed out appropriately that being afraid of Chris indicated that Jenkins was a pussy, Chris replied with:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.<br /> <br /> During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.<br /> <br /> --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Again, despite being undercover as a troll, Chris spends time trying to convince Clyde and others that he is very [[I AM STRONG|strong]], [[Honor roll|intelligent]] and will [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|probably kill them all]]. Again, these are things which only Chris could ever seriously believe. Also add &quot;wild as a serial raper&quot; to the list of memorable Chris-Chan quotes.<br /> <br /> ===13 July, 22:24===<br /> And of course, where would we be without a little advertising? Even while pretending to be a troll, Chris still [[Chris and his Ego|couldn't resist]] breaking cover yet again to advertise his ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' beta tracks.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> '''He has his Beta Track Up'''<br /> <br /> As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.<br /> <br /> Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> }}<br /> <br /> This was his last edit on the CWCki before he signed up for [[Trollin Train]], which was a scheme by Clyde and [[Surfshack Tito]] to trick Chris into destroying his [[PS3]]. It ended in [[The MovingFoward videos|great success]]. All further JenkinsJinkies dumbfuckery is documented on the Trollin Train article.<br /> <br /> ==Christianchandler==<br /> <br /> [[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler|All edits]]<br /> <br /> ===4 November, 18:26 - 18:32===<br /> <br /> Chris's first action under this account was to upload three photos of [[Michael Snyder]] taken with his [[Nintendo|3DS]] during the [[28 October 2011]] incident. The first was taken from the interior of [[The GAMe PLACe]], and was put on its CWCki article. The other two were taken in the parking lot from inside [[Son-Chu]]; they were added on Snyder's article, one of them replacing an [[:File:2004 merchant of venice 008.jpg|existing image]]. Chris added his own captions, in which he hilariously [[Chris and hypocrisy|mocked]] [[Obesity|Snyder's weight]] and accused him of being a [[Pedofork|child-molesting]] [[Chris and religion#Judaism|Jew]].<br /> <br /> The photos Chris uploaded are below, including his captions.<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:HNI 0020.JPG|&quot;The inside of the PLACe as of October 27, 2011.&quot;<br /> <br /> File:HNI 0021.JPG|&quot;Look at his &quot;slender&quot; figure.&quot;<br /> File:HNI 0022.JPG|&quot;Michael Snyder, the dirty '''Fat''', child-molesting &lt;s&gt;Jew&lt;/s&gt; gentile.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ===4 November, 18:40 - 18:41===<br /> <br /> Chris proceeded to make the second photo the Picture of the Now...<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:HNI_0021.JPG|200px|left]] [[Michael Snyder, in the flesh.]]!|}}<br /> <br /> ...And subsequently added mentions of all three to [[:Template:Da Update|Da Update]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|*4 [[November 2011|October]]: [[Michael Snyder]]; up close and personal in three new &quot;HNI&quot; photographs.}}<br /> <br /> ===4 November 20:02 - 20:03===<br /> <br /> Chris returned about 80 minutes later to upload two new pictures. The first is of an [[anime]] girl named XBOX360ko, apparently a human with every feature of an [[HEXBox|XBOX 360]]. He then replaced the second Snyder photo with a picture of a colorful fox. The bottom-right corner reads [[Chris and copyright|©]] [[Chris and his Ego|ME ME ME ME ME]]. The purposes of both photos are [[Random-access humor|unknown]].<br /> <br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:481px-360tankx6.jpg<br /> File:Chrisfox.JPG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sonichuchandler==<br /> {{quote|chris stop! your killing innocent pages. what did they do to you?|A [[User:Adventure|user]]'s reaction to Chris's foolishness.}}<br /> <br /> ===21 June 2015 15:55 - 16:05===<br /> Chris blanked part of the [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]] article and replaced said part with &quot;STOP STALKING MY LIFE AND LEAVE ME AT PEACE!!&quot;, before putting a Father's Day message for his late father.<br /> <br /> ===21 June 16:11 - 16:33===<br /> Chris replaced all the male pronouns in his own article and ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' with &quot;Christine&quot;. Further edits were retreads of his previous ones. He then continued this with the [[fire]] article, leading to a few red links, and mentioned his mom being a &quot;pack-rat&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> *[[CWCki]]<br /> *[[JenkinsJinkies]]<br /> *[[Coffee Place]]<br /> <br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=187524 2015-06-22T01:05:23Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> * 21 June - Chris vandalised the [[CWCki]] again talking about how he's going to move into a motel away from his [[mother]].<br /> * 13 [[June 2015|June]] - Chris is disappointed by the fact that [[My Little Pony|Derpy]] is referred to in the credits as &quot;Muffins&quot;.<br /> * 12 June - Chris attends the [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]] again and takes pictures of himself being a burlesque dancer.<br /> * 12 June - Chris says he'll stop hating ''Sonic Boom'', on one condition--that Sega ''gives 10 valid reasons why Sonic's arms should be blue''.<br /> * 12 June - Chris says the gender-bender of [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan Sonichu]] is good simply because he is a female soul in a [[JERKS|JERK]] body.<br /> * 11 June - Chris continues to pester his white knights into rallying against you-know-what. Twice.<br /> * 11 June - Chris's latest court date. The result was, you guessed it, '''''another fucking continuance'''''.<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=187523 2015-06-22T01:05:01Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> * 21 June Chris vandalised the [[CWCki]] again talking about how he's going to move into a motel away from his [[mother]].<br /> * 13 [[June 2015|June]] - Chris is disappointed by the fact that [[My Little Pony|Derpy]] is referred to in the credits as &quot;Muffins&quot;.<br /> * 12 June - Chris attends the [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]] again and takes pictures of himself being a burlesque dancer.<br /> * 12 June - Chris says he'll stop hating ''Sonic Boom'', on one condition--that Sega ''gives 10 valid reasons why Sonic's arms should be blue''.<br /> * 12 June - Chris says the gender-bender of [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan Sonichu]] is good simply because he is a female soul in a [[JERKS|JERK]] body.<br /> * 11 June - Chris continues to pester his white knights into rallying against you-know-what. Twice.<br /> * 11 June - Chris's latest court date. The result was, you guessed it, '''''another fucking continuance'''''.<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2014_anonymous_sweetheart&diff=187431 2015-06-19T21:19:56Z

<p>Adventure: Redirected page to Catherine</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Catherine]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Keep_Sonic_Original&diff=187313 2015-06-16T19:15:31Z

<p>Adventure: /* Chris is kicked out */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> '''Keep Sonic Original''' was a [[Facebook]] page constructed by [[Chris]]'s [[White Knight|friends]] for his benefit in his holy crusade to force [[Sega]] to reverse their decision to give a blue tint to the arms of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] in the new game/TV show ''[[Sonic Boom]]''. It had a short lifespan but saw considerable participation by Chris, most of it [[Chris and anger|angry and hostile]].<br /> <br /> ==The Page is Formed==<br /> <br /> Chris was on a mission to destroy all images of the blue-armed bandit in the known universe. This was a multifaceted protest, involving shouting in public, vandalizing stores, spamming websites, and [[26 December 2014|macing GameStop employees]]. It also involved Facebook. Originally, Chris used his own Facebook page, CwcvilleGuardian, to proselytize, but eventually saw the wisdom of a separate topical public group where outraged fans could gather and do what Chris commanded. The page was founded on 13 November 2014. The manager was Kenneth Englehardt.<br /> <br /> ===About===<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> The purpose of this group is to express our concerns to Sega about the the changes that have been made to Sonic the Hedgehog. The old adage: &quot;If something isn't broken, don't fix it&quot; is especially valid in the case of recent changes to Sonic the Hedgehog. This group feels that the recent changes to Sonic's arms (i.e. changing the color to blue) is detrimental to the quality of the character.}}<br /> <br /> ===Image===<br /> Chris posted these image without comment on 13 November:<br /> <br /> [[File:Vandalism 2.jpg|thumb|left]]<br /> [[File:Vandalism 1.jpg||thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> ===Send your complaints here===<br /> {{quotebox|14 November 2014<br /> Send your Concerns and Protest Notes, Messages and Comments to This, the Official STH Facebook Page!<br /> #SonictheHedgehog<br /> #SonicBoom<br /> #Sega<br /> #Nintendo}}<br /> <br /> ===Gameplay doesn't matter===<br /> {{quotebox|14 November 2014<br /> I Do Not Care about the gameplay, stories, or that it is Fucking Cannon or Not! The Blue Arms on the Blue Hedgehog are Totally a Major SENSORY OVERLOAD TO ME!!!}}<br /> <br /> ===Sensory overload===<br /> {{quotebox|14 November 2014<br /> In response to Ryan's post on this page, I totally agree with him on the total colour balance on Sonic, and having blue arms with blue everywhere else on there REALLY IS TOO DAMN MUCH.<br /> <br /> Seriously, when I see the blue arms on the blue everywhere, I get a sensory overload so bad, that it drives me crazy. I have literally lost a bunch of sleep and peace of mind over the Arm Colour change. And that is more than reflected in my posts and comments between near Every Image of Sonic With the Blue Arms on the official Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page.<br /> <br /> Sonic's Arm Colour MUST BE CHANGED BACK NOW!!!}}<br /> <br /> ===If you ever loved me, you'll do it===<br /> In response to an utterly offensive cartoon, Chris responded:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|14 November 2014<br /> [[File:KSO 14 Nov. 3.png|left]]<br /> Remove This Image, PLEASE!!!}}<br /> <br /> ===Not funny===<br /> Another typical male troll posted another unacceptable image, prompting Chris to comment:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|15 November 2014<br /> [[File:KSO 15 Nov. 2.png|right]]<br /> I Disapprove of this image.}}<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Please remove it.}}<br /> <br /> ===Stop trolling===<br /> Administrator Kenneth proclaimed:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|15 November 2014<br /> For the record, this group was specifically set up to rally for a specific cause (i.e. Sonic's arms). I don't mind a certain amount discussion in other areas, but if you come in here and bring your trolling crap with inflammatory posts, I'm going to delete them and if you continue with this sort of thing I'm going to show you the door. If there is some kind of an issue you have please message me privately.}}<br /> <br /> Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Good Call, Ken}}<br /> <br /> ===Sonic not dead===<br /> {{quotebox|15 November 2014<br /> Sonic the Hedgehog is NOT Dead. And any reference in text or image towards such an outlandish statement shall be immediately removed by my associate running the group.}}<br /> <br /> ===Not everyone listened to Chris===<br /> {{quotebox|16 November 2014<br /> [[File:KSO 16 Nov. 8.jpg]]<br /> Remove this Post!}}<br /> <br /> ===Retail store managers are not exempt===<br /> {{quotebox|16 November 2014<br /> [[File:Chris Parappa.jpg|thumb|If you look closely, you can see his reflection. He's wearing his Parappa hat.]]<br /> Now THIS REALLY DISAPPOINTS ME! At the local Target in CVille, they are nearly sold out of the damn Games as well.<br /> <br /> Not only that, but I ended up in a dispute with Blue Arm Promoters there; the &quot;Security&quot; Janekop, and the Manajerk, Jamie. We ended up in a heated discussion over the Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms, and that they should NOT have stocked the shit games as well. The discussion ended peacefully, but with disgruntled disagreements among us.<br /> <br /> I encourage everyone in this VA area to look up either of them, and encourage them to SEND THE GAMES BACK TO THE COMPANY, AND BUY BACK THE ONES THEY SOLD AND SHIP THEM BACK AS WELL!<br /> <br /> Do That EVERYWHERE ELSE that is selling the Damn Games as well!}}<br /> <br /> ===No spoilers===<br /> {{quotebox|16 November 2014<br /> New Note: Any Spoilers, or such, of the content in the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show, are not allowed on the group timeline is not permitted, until when SEGA finally wises up, Recall EVERYTHING of them, and change the game Inserts, Data, and Cartoon Content, to reflect Sonic with his Original Color Arms. I am BOYCOTTING the TV Show altogether, as well as ANYTHING of the show and game on YouTube. Also, leaving NEGATIVE FEEDBACK, REVIEWS, DISLIKES AND THUMBS DOWN ON EVERYTHING [cut off - incomplete]}}<br /> <br /> ===Send polite messages to CN===<br /> {{quotebox|16 November 2014<br /> SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! PLEASE ENCOURAGE CN TO REMOVE ALL OF THEIR SONIC BOOM IMAGES, VIDEOS, AND THE TV SHOW ALTOGETHER FROM THEIR FACEBOOK, FROM THEIR CN WEBSITE, AND FROM THEIR CHANNEL IMMEDIATELY!!!}}<br /> <br /> ===I hate this joke===<br /> A site member posted a Reddit comment about an autistic child who hated Sonic Boom, along with the note, &quot;Apparently Sonic Boom is so bad playing it can cure autism! LOL!&quot; Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|16 November 2014<br /> NOT APPROVED! This is a damn lie! Please Remove this image and comment! I Hate This Joke! &gt;:(}}<br /> <br /> ===NOT JOKING===<br /> {{quotebox|17 November 2014<br /> <br /> I Feel I need to Remind Everyone that I AM SERIOUS, and I HAVE BEEN SERIOUS ABOUT THIS FOR MONTHS!<br /> <br /> This is NOT a Joke, Parody or Spoof. I am sick of all of the Terrible Posts that have more recently been made.}}<br /> <br /> ===The Fake Takashi===<br /> Later, a ween pretending to be [[Wikipedia: Takashi Iizuka|Takashi Iizuka]] (the head of Sonic Team) asked Chris to give Sonic Boom a chance. This is when Chris made a post showing him to be actually learning thanks to his Facebook friend [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|17 November 2014<br /> <br /> The &quot;Takashi&quot; on here is a FAKE! I have just checked his profile, and visually confirmed it!}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Your Profile is JUST MADE, it is very short, and LACKS A LOT OF CONTENT. By the rules backed up by my friend, Anna, You Are Nothing But a [[Liquid Chris|Damn Imposterous Troll]].}}<br /> <br /> ===Sign the petition===<br /> Chris linked to www.ipetitions.com and wrote:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|17 November 2014<br /> Petition Keep Sonic Original<br /> RIGHT! Sign this Petition, Please!}}<br /> <br /> ===Cannonade===<br /> A site member correctly pointed out:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> Guys, do you realise this game isn't canon of the original sonic? the 'Sonic' in Sonic boom is a descendant of original Sonic in the distant future.}}<br /> <br /> Chris lashed out:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|20 November 2014<br /> That does Not Matter with the freaking issue! Did I not make it clear that I DO NOT CARE RATHER OR NOT IT IS FREAKING CANNON OR NOT?!<br /> <br /> OMG!!! I soo fucking hate that word, Cannon, in the definition of Matching or Related!!! I have Hated it since that definition of the word Confused Me from after its introduction to me while I was drawing my comics years ago! Which led to me losing my inspiration to draw more among other troll and bully abusive reasons! &gt;:(}}<br /> <br /> Later he realized that there was a second issue he had with the post:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> DID I NOT MAKE IT CLEAR NOT TO POST ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAMES OR TV SHOWS THAT ARE SPOILER-ALERT-WORTHY? STOP IT!!!}}<br /> <br /> ===Do what I say===<br /> On 26 November, Chris left a series of irate messages, rejecting any hint of compromise. His fury made him even less coherent than usual.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 November 2014<br /> WE ALL MUST COMPLAIN DIRECTLY AND LOUDLY UNTIL WE ARE ALL BLUE IN THE MOUTH TO GET WHAT WE WANT SEGA TO DO FOR THE SONIC BOOM DONE AND DONE RIGHT!!!<br /> <br /> (To quote from the Parrot Sketch as well, and it stands valid here)<br /> <br /> I will NEVER Accept the Monsterous Change EVER!!!}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 November 2014<br /> Has everyone one [sic] here forgotten how important the PROTEST of the Blue Arms is to not only me, but to the number of other people who feel the same way?!<br /> <br /> They have been Pissing Me Off for MONTHS Since the E3 TV Show Trailer before the E3 expo happened!!! &gt;:(<br /> <br /> And Software Updates and Add-On Content are Not Enough At All!!! the TV Show, Initial Disc and Card Software and PAPER INSERTS; ALL IF THOSE DIGITAL AND PRINTED IMAGES NEED TO BE RECALLED AND FIXED IMMEDIATELY!!! I do not give a crap about the stories and shit! I NEED AND WANT THOSE ARMS CHANGED BACK TO FLESH COLOUR IMMEDIATELY!!! So, Ger [sic] SEGA On That NOW!!! &gt;:(}}<br /> {{quotebox|26 November 2014<br /> I WANT To Directly Speak to the People at SEGA, In Person, Right Here in Virginia, at my House, and sort this out directly and give them the big piece of my mind!!! &gt;:(}}<br /> <br /> Responding to hints from Kenneth that the group was temporary and would soon be closed, Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 November 2014<br /> Hell No!!! This Group Is PERMANENT, ONLY to be closed AFTER the Disc and Card Software, Game Inserts, TV SHOW CARTOONS, Toys, AN EVEN Clothes of Sonic Boom Are Fixed To Arm Colour Perfection!!!<br /> <br /> I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!}}<br /> <br /> ===Billy earns a gold star sticker===<br /> The same day, Chris had a heated exchange with site member William Waterman over revealing spoilers.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 November 2014<br /> Billy!!! DID I NOT MAKE IT CLEAR NOT TO POST ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAMES OR TV SHOWS THAT ARE SPOILER-ALERT-WORTHY? STOP IT!!!}}<br /> <br /> Waterman replied:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> Woah, sorry.<br /> <br /> I thought it was a minor thing that wasn't spoilerific.<br /> <br /> How do I edit it to remove spoilers?}}<br /> <br /> Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Do you not have common sense? If you do not have the option, get Kenneth to delete it for you.}}<br /> <br /> Waterman:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> I deleted it, but I wanna try to post it in a way that doesn't reveal anything, just my opinions.<br /> <br /> like what if I said &quot;this certain element they're trying to use, i don't like.&quot;<br /> <br /> forget it. I won't post it again.}}<br /> <br /> Chris:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Thank you for understanding my point.}}<br /> <br /> Waterman:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> So is that your problem with people posting screenshots and videos of it?}}<br /> <br /> Chris:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Let me elaborate a bit:...<br /> <br /> Something you REALLY DETEST, gets made into a REAL VIDEO GAME AND A TV SERIES AND A TOY LINE. From such, it makes it as Official as The Adventurs of Sonic the Hedgehog when IT originally aired.<br /> <br /> And when you do not want to hear a damn thing about that which you detest while you are protesting it, YOU WOULD NOT WANT ANYONE TELLING YOU ANYTHING ABOUT ITS STORY, CONTENT, or SHIT!<br /> <br /> And having such Revealing Content on the Page AGAINST the thing you hate while you are RALLYING YOUR SUPPORT TROOPS TO DISPELL IT, would Jeopardize your operation! Because if the story arcs and content should SPARK INTERSET in your ranks, and your TROOPS LEAVE THE GROUP, the success of your protest FALLS!<br /> <br /> Now, do you understand, Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com?}}<br /> <br /> Waterman:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> Oh. For a minute I thought you didn't want to be spoiled because you wanted to get it from a bargain bin or second hand someday so you wouldn't be giving sega the money.<br /> <br /> You really have no interest in the story at all? Just afraid others might get interested in it if they see it. Okay.}}<br /> <br /> Chris:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> You have earned a Gold Star sticker right there.}}<br /> <br /> ===Spergweb is suspicious===<br /> Chris voiced his opinion about another supposed Chris-Chan fan site:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 November 2014<br /> I do not like Spergweb, especially after clicking a link in another comment. Looks Trollish and Suspicious.}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris is kicked out==<br /> On 29 [[November 2014]], Chris went too far, and promoted violence and [[Death threats|threats of death]] while raging at Sega. <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|29 November 2014<br /> [[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|left]]<br /> Another thing of interest from what Billy figured out, I AM NOT IN IT AT ALL FOR BUYING THE BLUE ARMED GAME FOR QUICK REDUCED VALUE EITHER! And On That, if we continue to take it Slow, the software WILL be reduced, and the TV Show will run its Course, and Everything will have been done to death!<br /> <br /> NO!!! WE NEED TO KILL SEGA INTO RECALLING EVERYTHING NOW!!! EVEN IF WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE PUT KNIVES AND BOMBS TO THEIR TROATS[sic]!!! AND WE MUST MAKE ALL THE STORES SEND ALL THINGS SONIC BOOM BACK TO SEGA IN THE NAME OF RECALL, AND FORCE CARTOON NETWORK TO PULL THE SHOW, AND FORCE SEGA TO FIX THE ARMS IN EVERY FREAKING EPISODE THERE AS WELL NOW!!!}}<br /> <br /> Even his friends felt this was going too far. [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth]] wisely kicked him out of the group:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|29 November 2014<br /> Anyone making bomb or knife threats is out and will only be let back in by special permission.}}<br /> <br /> For some reason, the ban was temporary, but Chris was on his way out anyhow. On the same day as the ban, Chris advertised his new group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. A few days later he concluded:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|3 December 2014<br /> I'm sorry, but since this old group has been hacked and is now under Trolling Stupid Control: I am leaving this old group and moving forward with My new group.}}<br /> <br /> While Kenneth then intended to delete the group, it was seized by weens and persisted into the new year.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Facebook}}<br /> [[Category:Facebook]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=187266 2015-06-15T20:43:12Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the &quot;Sonichu&quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Honest}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler Family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Christian Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth Name'''<br /> | Christopher Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Full Name'''<br /> | &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | Chris-chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;Solid Chris&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt; [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] &lt;br&gt; [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler &lt;br&gt; [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] &lt;br&gt; Fat-Ass <br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male (1982–Ongoing)&lt;br&gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011-Ongoing)&lt;br&gt;Unknown (2012-2014)&lt;br&gt;Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian Identified Male]] (2014-2015)&lt;br&gt;Female/Lesbian/Abomination (2015-present)&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris.6283/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''[[Race]]'''<br /> | White<br /> |-<br /> | '''Height'''<br /> | Self reported 5'10&quot; (1.78 m)&lt;ref&gt;[[Match.com#Profile text]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Weight'''<br /> | Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | [[Bob]] (deceased)&lt;br /&gt; [[Barbara]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&lt;ref&gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=57&amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a [[Asperger's|high-functioning]] [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went#The_Trial.|adult autistic child]], 33-year-old, former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]]. Chris also stars alongside his [[Chris and copyright|original creations]] in his own self-titled online comic book.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]].&quot; <br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot;. In either case, he answers to &quot;Chris&quot; and &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&quot;. He is unusually proud of his initials &quot;CWC&quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo&quot;, and to this day he translates his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;, or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br /> <br /> When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself &quot;Christine&quot;.<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &quot;Chrissy&quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris&quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman (even though he has only replaced his hormones as of now) with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you, and using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &quot;partly encourages&quot; and is even aroused by.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br /> <br /> ===Childhood and adolescence===<br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey&quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br /> <br /> In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school&quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not some elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys &amp; video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a Fat-Ass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pals]]&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].<br /> <br /> Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning art work<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face&quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which is basically true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> {{main|2007|2008}}<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} <br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> ==Chris today==<br /> {{main|2008|2009|2010|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or &quot;[[tomgirl]]&quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br /> <br /> Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely&quot;. Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. Luckily, no one (animal or human) was seriously harmed, although the resulting damages have forced him and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions would have been destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &quot;art&quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literal thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br /> [[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, as he enters [[2015]].]]<br /> <br /> More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]], [[Catherine|of which they were accurate]]. <br /> <br /> As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br /> <br /> In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br /> <br /> This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|broke three laws in one outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. His main offense was assaulting an employee who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Featured fan video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=187265 2015-06-15T20:41:36Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the &quot;Sonichu&quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Honest}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler Family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Christian Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth Name'''<br /> | Christopher Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Full Name'''<br /> | &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | Chris-chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;Solid Chris&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt; [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] &lt;br&gt; [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler &lt;br&gt; Fat-Ass &lt;br&gt; [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male (1982–Ongoing)&lt;br&gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011-Ongoing)&lt;br&gt;Unknown (2012-2014)&lt;br&gt;Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian Identified Male]] (2014-2015)&lt;br&gt;Female/Lesbian/Abomination (2015-present)&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris.6283/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''[[Race]]'''<br /> | White<br /> |-<br /> | '''Height'''<br /> | Self reported 5'10&quot; (1.78 m)&lt;ref&gt;[[Match.com#Profile text]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Weight'''<br /> | Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | [[Bob]] (deceased)&lt;br /&gt; [[Barbara]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&lt;ref&gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=57&amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a [[Asperger's|high-functioning]] [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went#The_Trial.|adult autistic child]], 33-year-old, former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]]. Chris also stars alongside his [[Chris and copyright|original creations]] in his own self-titled online comic book.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]].&quot; <br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot;. In either case, he answers to &quot;Chris&quot; and &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&quot;. He is unusually proud of his initials &quot;CWC&quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo&quot;, and to this day he translates his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;, or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br /> <br /> When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself &quot;Christine&quot;.<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &quot;Chrissy&quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris&quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman (even though he has only replaced his hormones as of now) with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you, and using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &quot;partly encourages&quot; and is even aroused by.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br /> <br /> ===Childhood and adolescence===<br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey&quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br /> <br /> In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school&quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not some elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys &amp; video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a Fat-Ass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pals]]&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].<br /> <br /> Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning art work<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face&quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which is basically true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> {{main|2007|2008}}<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} <br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> ==Chris today==<br /> {{main|2008|2009|2010|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or &quot;[[tomgirl]]&quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br /> <br /> Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely&quot;. Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. Luckily, no one (animal or human) was seriously harmed, although the resulting damages have forced him and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions would have been destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &quot;art&quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literal thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br /> [[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, as he enters [[2015]].]]<br /> <br /> More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]], [[Catherine|of which they were accurate]]. <br /> <br /> As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br /> <br /> In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br /> <br /> This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|broke three laws in one outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. His main offense was assaulting an employee who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Featured fan video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=187264 2015-06-15T20:40:43Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the &quot;Sonichu&quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Honest}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler Family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Christian Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth Name'''<br /> | Christopher Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Full Name'''<br /> | &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | Chris-chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;Solid Chris&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt; [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] &lt;br&gt; [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler &lt;br&gt; Fat-Ass &lt;br&gt; [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male (1982–Ongoing)&lt;br&gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011-Ongoing)&lt;br&gt;Unknown (2012-2014)&lt;br&gt;Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian Identified Male]] (2014-2015)&lt;br&gt;Female/Lesbian/Abomination (2015-present)&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris.6283/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | [[Chris and race|White]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Height'''<br /> | Self reported 5'10&quot; (1.78 m)&lt;ref&gt;[[Match.com#Profile text]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Weight'''<br /> | Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | [[Bob]] (deceased)&lt;br /&gt; [[Barbara]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&lt;ref&gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=57&amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a [[Asperger's|high-functioning]] [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went#The_Trial.|adult autistic child]], 33-year-old, former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]]. Chris also stars alongside his [[Chris and copyright|original creations]] in his own self-titled online comic book.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]].&quot; <br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot;. In either case, he answers to &quot;Chris&quot; and &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&quot;. He is unusually proud of his initials &quot;CWC&quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo&quot;, and to this day he translates his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;, or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br /> <br /> When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself &quot;Christine&quot;.<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &quot;Chrissy&quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris&quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman (even though he has only replaced his hormones as of now) with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you, and using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &quot;partly encourages&quot; and is even aroused by.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br /> <br /> ===Childhood and adolescence===<br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey&quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br /> <br /> In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school&quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not some elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys &amp; video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a Fat-Ass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pals]]&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].<br /> <br /> Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning art work<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face&quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which is basically true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> {{main|2007|2008}}<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} <br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> ==Chris today==<br /> {{main|2008|2009|2010|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or &quot;[[tomgirl]]&quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br /> <br /> Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely&quot;. Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. Luckily, no one (animal or human) was seriously harmed, although the resulting damages have forced him and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions would have been destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &quot;art&quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literal thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br /> [[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, as he enters [[2015]].]]<br /> <br /> More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]], [[Catherine|of which they were accurate]]. <br /> <br /> As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br /> <br /> In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br /> <br /> This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|broke three laws in one outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. His main offense was assaulting an employee who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Featured fan video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_Boom_Protests&diff=187263 2015-06-15T20:33:07Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> {{Needs Updating}}<br /> <br /> ''For the song, click [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|here]].''<br /> [[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Remember kids: always effect change through vandalism. [[26 December 2014|What could possibly go wrong?]]]]<br /> [[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|Chris's protest inserts.]]<br /> <br /> Towards late [[2014]], while everyone else was posting on [[Facebook]] about [[Chris and his Ego|less]] [[Homos|important]] [[Women's rights|political]] [[Chris and race|concerns]], [[Chris]] decided that the most important cause of the time was protesting [[Sega]]'s decision to '''make [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms blue''' (as opposed to the usual tan color) in their latest ''non-canon'' game in the series. He is so passionate about this supposed defamation of his favorite video game character that he has gone so far as to write incoherent, rambling letters to Sega, throw tantrums about it on Facebook, [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees, glitterbomb Sega's American HQ, and even physically assault retail staff. His angry, incoherent letters to Sega clearly show that Chris's [[Chris and reality|prolonged estrangement from reality]] is at its peak, and that concepts such as civility, moderation and channeling [[Chris and anger|anger]] in any way that doesn't involve ranting like a child throwing a tantrum are by now completely alien concepts to Chris, or at least go out the window whenever he's annoyed. Unfortunately, unlike previous bouts of anger where Chris would film himself or take to social media to rage at his target, in this instance, he decided to take a hands-on approach to it by vandalizing copies of ''Sonic Boom'' wherever he sees them. And then, when GameStop employees rightfully tried to get him out of the store one day, he proceeded to walk out but not before [[26 December 2014|brandishing his can of mace and spraying it at one poor employee's shirt]].<br /> <br /> It once was unclear whether or not he will boycott ''Sonic Boom'' or just buy the games and watch the show like the [[Chris and brand loyalty|consumerist lemming]] he is. Given his irrational hatred and acts of vandalism towards otherwise available games, the former is more likely. On 13 [[January 2015]], it was [[Kiwi Farms|revealed]] that he did indeed buy both versions of the game and [[List of Chris's lies|claimed]] that they were sent to him by [[Catherine]], making him even more of a humongous hypocrite than [[wikipedia:Mr. Whipple|Mr. Whipple]].<br /> <br /> Why Chris has such a bizarre distaste for such a minor, insignificant detail in the first place is still up for speculation. It could simply be some [[Manchester High School|overly-attached nostalgia]] to the 'original' Sonic the Hedgehog, or possibly some inner-venting for his own [[Sonichu (comic)|failed franchise]] that he is determined to get into ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and [[Nintendo]] [[3DS]]''. Whatever the reason, it certainly isn't [[health]]y for Chris, given his current [[Chris and psychology|state]]. In other words, this makes the reactions to Godzilla getting &quot;fatter&quot; in Godzilla (2014), or the lightsabers in ''[[Star Wars]] Episode VII: The Force Awakens'', seem simple and quaint in comparison.<br /> <br /> ==Protests==<br /> ===Blarms Backstory===<br /> Chris's hatred for Sonic's blue arms started in February 2014, when the first advertisements for the ''Sonic Boom'' TV show appeared on [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]]. In December he offered the following chronology:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|3 December 2014<br /> <br /> I have just received a question from one of my girl friends: &quot;So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?&quot;<br /> <br /> To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the temporary house. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.<br /> <br /> I was too busy and [[Stress|stressed]] from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement<br /> <br /> I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that &quot;Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!&quot; And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!<br /> <br /> So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!<br /> <br /> I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!<br /> <br /> Thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_A3e2bl334&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> [[File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris must ''really'' hate this drawing now.]]<br /> For all the agitation and violence, Chris has never clearly explained exactly ''why'' this particular alteration to this particular cartoon character makes him so furious. The closest he came to explaining his confrontational stance was in a June Facebook post:<br /> <br /> {{quote|I only just heard and seen the ugly change a few weeks ago, and I had too many other [[Stress|stresses]] going on to act earlier.<br /> <br /> Why do I feel this way?<br /> <br /> The same reason why many people feel [[Chris and race|Michael Jackson should]][[Chris and reality| not have had to ]][[Chris and race|change his color]]. Would you want to change your skin detail, just for a &quot;change of image&quot; or an &quot;insecurity of self-concept&quot;?<br /> <br /> I would not even [[Chris and death|commit suicide ever]], because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually [[Chris and health|pass natural]].<br /> <br /> So let's get Sonic's arm color changed back!}}<br /> <br /> He returned to the Michael Jackson analogy in November, arguing that &quot;this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as Michael Jackson's whiteface thing!&quot; He was careful to add, &quot;Nothing personal against the Pop Star singer....And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either.&quot;<br /> <br /> While it is difficult to decipher Chris’s garbled sentences, it is clear that his fury is linked to his belief that Sonic, like all cartoon characters, [[Chris and reality|is real and lives in a parallel universe]]. Like many autistic people, Chris is very resistant to change, especially when it is forced upon him. Chris would not change (“commit suicide”) even in the face of tremendous hardship. Sonic, however, like the King of Pop, was forced to change for trivial reasons such as appealing to a broader audience. Sonic has been Chris’s lifelong hero with whom he identifies strongly, so he has taken this injustice very personally. Unfortunately, he falsely assumes that countless millions feel the same way.<br /> <br /> At other times, however, Chris has latched onto the idea that the blue arms cause him &quot;sensory overload.&quot; [[Sensory Overload|Sensory overload]] is a broad term simply meaning that the body reacts to overstimulation of a sense, but in autistics it generally refers to an abstract, specific sensory stimulus (such as blue arms) which the autistic person is simply unable to stand. However, if sensory overload were a real issue, all he would need to do is avoid Sonic Boom. Chris has never before complained about sensory overload, and damningly has gone so far as to ''draw blue-armed hedgehogs himself'' such as [[Chris and art|some depictions]] of [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. The truth is that Chris either believes that Sega is abusing his best friend, or he is using his [[autism]] as an attempt to sway the intentions of a multi-billion dollar worth company.<br /> <br /> ===Oh Noes, It's Got a Second Season!===<br /> After discovering that the TV series was renewed for a second season, Chris posted on Facebook to complain about it again.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|5 December 2014<br /> <br /> A Second Season of the ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ show with those, [[Stress sigh|UGH!!!]], Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!<br /> <br /> Boycott ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬ With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE ‪#‎SEGA‬ TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sonic-boom-cartoon-is-very-successful-second-season-confirmed<br /> <br /> [[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|220px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===Spreading the Good Word===<br /> {{quotebox|5 December 2014<br /> <br /> Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:<br /> <br /> SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!<br /> <br /> Join My Group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!<br /> <br /> https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}<br /> <br /> ===Greatest Mistake Ever===<br /> {{quotebox|7 December 2014<br /> <br /> Follow My Lead to Force SEGA to Wise Up and Fix Their Greatest Mistake Ever!!!}}<br /> <br /> Chris later on posted a link to this post to his Facebook group:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.<br /> <br /> I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!<br /> <br /> Suggest for them to do the following:<br /> -Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.<br /> -On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.<br /> -Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.<br /> -IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.<br /> -INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.<br /> -REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.<br /> -AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!<br /> <br /> Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:<br /> <br /> &quot;The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his Autism, he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal Fanbase will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there.&quot;<br /> <br /> Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.<br /> <br /> Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> '''[REDACTED]'''<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SEGA‬<br /> ‪#‎SonicTheHedgehog‬<br /> ‪#‎SonicBoom‬<br /> ‪#‎Nintendo‬<br /> ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬<br /> ‪#‎GameStop‬<br /> ‪#‎ToysRUs‬<br /> ‪#‎WalMart‬<br /> ‪#‎Target‬<br /> ‪#‎BestBuy‬<br /> ‪#‎WiiU‬<br /> ‪#‎Wii‬<br /> ‪#‎3DS‬<br /> ‪#‎DS‬<br /> ‪#‎DSi‬<br /> ‪#‎AmyRose‬<br /> ‪#‎Tails‬<br /> ‪#‎Knuckles‬<br /> ‪#‎Robotnik‬<br /> ‪#‎Eggman‬}}<br /> <br /> ===Pickle Joke===<br /> [[File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|thumb|right|The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s reaction.]]<br /> In Chris's new &quot;FIX SONIC'S ARMS BACK&quot; Facebook group, Chris posted about the pickle joke in the show, surprisingly being &quot;neutral&quot;<br /> about it. Naturally, however, he eventually suspects it to be a [[Chris and his Ego|personal insult from SEGA]].<br /> {{quotebox|10 December 2014<br /> <br /> I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.<br /> <br /> I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}<br /> <br /> ===For Christ's and God's Sake===<br /> Chris shared another of SEGA's Facebook posts, this time about introducing the main character, and Chris as usual complained about his blue arms.<br /> {{quotebox|12 December 2014<br /> <br /> For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's]] Sake, PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! <br /> <br /> [[File:SonicIntroduction.png|220px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===E-mail to SEGA===<br /> On 11 [[December 2014]], CWCki user [[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] jokingly sent an e-mail to Sega Customer Service under Chris's email, suggesting that they send him free copies of ''Sonic Boom'' for the [[HEXbox]]. Chris discovered this the next day, and proceeded to rage.&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:''' <br /> Hello,<br /> <br /> Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday. <br /> <br /> To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below: <br /> <br /> http://help.sega.com/requests/137668<br /> <br /> You may also reply via email.}}<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> '''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:''' <br /> Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME. <br /> <br /> But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos. <br /> <br /> PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!! <br /> <br /> I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it. <br /> <br /> FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!<br /> <br /> SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!<br /> <br /> DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!! <br /> <br /> WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well. <br /> <br /> <br /> AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!! <br /> <br /> AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW! <br /> <br /> AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!! <br /> <br /> DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}<br /> <br /> ===The Forces of [[CWCville]] Besiege GameStop===<br /> {{Main|26 December 2014}}<br /> <br /> On 26 December, Chris broke several laws by entering a [[GameStop]] from which he had been banned, vandalizing a Sonic Boom display, and ''macing an employee'' who was calling security as Chris left the store. All of this was recorded by a presumably bewildered bystander, and was uploaded to Tumblr the next day. Within two days of his attack, Chris was incarcerated in Albemarle Regional Jail, then released on a $2,500 bail, with a hearing scheduled for early [[2015]].<br /> <br /> ===Sonic Boom for Christmas===<br /> Phone chat log:<br /> {{quotebox|26 December 2014<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: It's the uhh-the uhh- Sonic Boom game. [hand game to Chris]<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Ok, I'll take it as a gift, thank you.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: No problem man. I hope you enjoy it.<br /> <br /> CHRIS: I'm hoping that they come out with an update where they change his arm color back.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Why-Why would they change his arm color?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, didn't you notice on the cover they did, it's. . . . . . .well, you look on his left arm. . . . .it's blue there.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Ohh. So he has blue arms?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah. I really hate that change.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Ohh. What for?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Ehh. Just. . . . .too much. Just too drastic. It's like Michael Jackson changing his skin color.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Have, have you asked them, sent them any feedback, asked them to change it. . .<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah, yeah I did, when I first saw the TV trailer, the TV show trailer right before E3. They just pretty much swept me under the rug and blocked me from their facebook.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Why would they do that?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, they did. And also, I've been repetitive, like, &quot;Sonic's arms are not freakin' blue&quot;. And. . . .yeah, I have threatened them like, you know, if you don't change his arms back. . . . .<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: What did you say? What did you threaten them with?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Life threats. Like you know, I took a- I had bought a plush of the new sonic with the blue arms, and I covered his new arms with flesh colored Crayola Model Magic, and I like took a couple of photographs of me holdin' it, and I'm like pulling his arms off, and I said, you better do it, or I will, parentheses, not, tear his arms off.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: So you made life threats against Sega then?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, ehh, not in the direct sense.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: You mean that you threatened to kill them?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: No.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: No? Well, I mean, you said life threats, so. . . . . . . .it sounds like you're really passionate about it.<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yes I am.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Well, I mean, Sonic, his arms were uhh, flesh colored before that, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: So, I mean, can't you just ignore the blue armed Sonic?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: I can- I can- it's just too much. Every time I look at the blue arms, even in anything related to the games which they show on cartoon network, I see the blue arms, I go into sensory overload and get really, really, more pissed off.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Yeah. Chris, when these cyberbullies first started attacking you, and stuff like that, you got pissed off then, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: . . . and it ended up being a bad thing when you reacted, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah, but except, I'm not reacting to a troll attack, I'm reacting to something which has been done. Like a, like a, presidential decision that has gone really wrong. Like, let's say Obama's. . . . .life-care thing?<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Obamacare. The health-care thing. So you're anti-Obamacare then?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, uhh, I'm not one hundred percent, I have heard about uhh, hmmmm, uhh, I don't remember exactly-but-or how to phrase it, but I have the gist of it.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris, Catie n Sonic===<br /> [[January 2015]]<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/]<br /> <br /> ===Green Irises Are Better Than Blarms===<br /> {{quotebox|6 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-attacking-people-is-segas-fault-green-irises-are-better-than-blue-arms.6928/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Sega Forced Chris to Attack===<br /> {{quotebox|8 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-8-chris-hates-sega-for-forcing-him-to-attack-somebody.6979/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Boycott the Yarms===<br /> {{quotebox|10 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-10-15-sonichus-arms-are-not-yellow.7009/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Seed Event===<br /> {{quotebox|10 January 2015<br /> Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Rages On===<br /> {{quotebox|12 January 2015<br /> <br /> Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Gives Up and Continues On at the Same Time===<br /> {{quotebox|13 January 2015<br /> <br /> This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.<br /> I have registered the 3DS card through my [[Club Nintendo]] account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.<br /> <br /> SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}<br /> <br /> Here, Chris is referencing this[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-01-13-nintendo-employee-reveals-details-of-chriss-nintendo-transactions.7042/] Cwcki Forums article; apparently he lurks the forums frequently.<br /> <br /> ===Something Important===<br /> {{quotebox|15 January 2015<br /> I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them &quot;As Read&quot;. They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.<br /> <br /> Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Kengle the Troll===<br /> {{quotebox|19 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-19-kengle-trolls-chris-with-blue-arms-purchase.7218/]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby===<br /> [[File:GlitterbombNotice.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's hatred for something so minor becomes greatly unhealthy.]]<br /> On 30 January 2015, a document was leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris has taken one step above macing employees and is ''threatening to glitterbomb'' Sega's American headquarters. Initially thought to be work done by weens, forum member Marvin eventually stood up and confirmed this actually as Chris's doing. The letter reads:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|SEGA of America Inc. 350 Rhode Island St, Suite 400 San Francisco, CA 94103<br /> '''For Every Week Sonic the Hedgehog's arms remain blue in the &quot;Sonic Boom&quot; Video Games AND TV Cartoon Show, and that you all at SEGA continue to NOT Public Announce your apology for the change as well as RECALLING Everything of this Sonic Boom to change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately on Television, Newsprint and Internet Posts and Videos, you all will receive a sparkling mess. And to stop this glittery combination from coming in, you WILL Change Sonic the Hedgehogs Arm Colour back immediately in EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, including PULLING the cartoon from Cartoon Network to change the arm colour back in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the show.'''<br /> <br /> '''Thank you.'''}}<br /> <br /> The document reveals that Chris refuses to stop committing acts of battery unless a multimedia company gives in to a 30-year-old manchild's threats. It also shows his complete lack of knowing what glitterbombing actually ''is''. To glitterbomb someone is to dump or throw glitter on your opponent in public (such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uZ4q-7y2M when some guy with a box of Cheez-Its came up to Newt Gingrich and dumped glitter on him]), ''not'' sending envelopes with glitter inside. To send envelopes with glitter inside is simply known as &quot;[http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ shipping enemies glitter]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Weighing In on the Protests===<br /> {{quotebox|2 Febuary 2015<br /> Hey [REDACTED], <br /> I saw that video and absolutely agree 100% that Chris was unjustified in his actions. I would have supported the employee whipping his ass to be honest. I think Chris needs to go to jail, he has never been held accountable for his actions. Destruction of property, assault, etc are serious stuff. He needs counseling and professional services that I think without incarceration he will never receive. <br /> <br /> I'm glad that the Cwiki is no longer what it was in its incarnation, he was using it as an excuse for his behavior, and now can't use it as a fallback on to his issues. <br /> <br /> I really have little defense for Christian for what hes been doing, but I hope he can come out a better person.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris's Ego Butts In!===<br /> After hearing about Sega downsizing to focus on PC and Mobile games, Chris [[Chris and reality|thought]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he had a hand in it through his boycott]]: <br /> {{quotebox|2 February 2015<br /> Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Color among this term of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloadable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Color Back at the very least.}}<br /> <br /> ===Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice===<br /> After the sequel to the first ''Sonic Boom'' game was announced, Chris immediately showed his disapproval on Facebook. He even threatened [[Best Buy]] to not sell the game unless they change Sonic's arm color back, and still firmly believes that Sega was the one who got him thrown briefly into prison. He then claimed that he will beat up Sega producers [[Omar Woodley]] and Stephen Froat because of the blue arms.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 [[June 2015]]<br /> Hell no!!! Still with the blue arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT Resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Omar woodley threat.jpeg|300px|thumb|right|His post before he edited in Stephen Froat.]]<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:SonicBoomFireAndIce.jpg|thumb|225px|right|The picture he included with this post.]]9 June 2015<br /> Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!<br /> <br /> Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}<br /> <br /> On the same day, Chris proceeded to post this:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|right|This waste of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] resulted in his [[white knights]] refusing to help him.]]<br /> 9 June 2015<br /> I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.<br /> <br /> Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SEGA‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SonicBoom‬<br /> ‪#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬}}<br /> <br /> ===10 reasons===<br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to &quot;Modernize&quot; Sonic or to make Sonic &quot;appealing to the younger generations&quot;, I may reconsider.}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{facebook}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]<br /> [[Category:Television shows]]</div>

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<p>Adventure: /* See also */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> The '''Impulse Gay Social-Club''' is exactly what it says on the tin--a non-profit [[gay]] social club located on 1417 North Emmet St. in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia. By mid-[[2015]], it had become Chris's most important [[Attraction Location]].<br /> <br /> ==Initial Exploration==<br /> In [[August 2014]], Chris came out as a &quot;Lesbian Identified Male,&quot; or as he eventually put it on his [[OKCupid]] profile, &quot;a Female, Lesbian Soul in this Male Body; a Lesbian Transwoman (Very Interested in Women) (no operation).&quot; This was (no doubt coincidentally) around the same time that he was beginning to build bisexual [[Catherine]] into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. In early October, Chris learned that Catherine would be in Charlottesville for Halloween, and he began to make plans for them to wear matching costumes in public with a &quot;Lesbians Through Time&quot; theme.&lt;ref&gt;[[Open Relationship E-mails#More Shaina E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; Regrettably, Catherine couldn't make it, but Chris decided to make the best of it, and attended the Halloween party at Impulse alone.<br /> <br /> He had a good time. Immediately upon returning home, he went to his [[Facebook]] page and posted a selfie of himself he had taken in the bathroom, captioned &quot;Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic enjoying the beats at Impulse Gay Social-Club!&quot; He also offered a review of the club:<br /> <br /> {{quote|The show tonight has been good; I've enjoyed the ladies here; great views. They could turn the speaker volume down a few decibels; that's what cost them that fifth star from me.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Club review]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Continuing Fun==<br /> While his non-relationship with Catherine died shortly thereafter, it did have one lasting positive impact in giving Chris a new hangout. While the details remain unclear, he apparently began to show up to Impulse on a regular basis and even made what he considered friends. This did not become public knowledge until [[May 2015]], when [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi Farmer]] Lucrid announced, &quot;I just saw Chris at Impulse (Cville's gay bar).&quot; Lucrid's account:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|There was a drag show tonight at Impulse and I just happened to see Chris there. I've been living in Charlottesville now for a few years and this is the first time I ever saw him in person, so it was pretty unexpected, even though I've heard that Chris has attended events at this particular bar before. I didn't take any pictures or video recordings, though, so you'll just have to take my word.<br /> <br /> I arrived at the place with some friends at around 10:15, so it was about fifteen minutes before the start of the show. They had these long rectangular ottoman-like stools that people could sit together on as they watched the show. Chris was seated on one, and he wasn't talking to anyone, just sitting and looking at what I think was his phone. He was wearing a sleeveless blue dress with white flowers (it looked like something from Goodwill) over a dark navy blue T-shirt, sneakers, and normal glasses (he wasn't wearing the [[MLP]] kids' classes from the [[Gamestop]] incident video). His hair was the mess that it usually is. The lighting was pretty dim but it also looked like he was wearing bluish-purplish eyeshadow. So basically it was just the standard [[Tomgirl]] look.<br /> <br /> Chris hardly talked to anyone, though he seemed to be really enjoying the show -- he tipped all of the performers (it is customary to tip the performers that you like, so it is not that unusual, though Chris showed his appreciation for every single performer). I think there were at least ten performances in total, with an intermission in the middle somewhere. He stayed for the whole show, which means that he didn't get back to Ruckersville until well after midnight.<br /> <br /> Anyway, on the other end of the stool that Chris was sitting on, there were two (biological) girls. I have no idea if they are Christorians or just random girls, but I noticed Chris was trying to sit closer to them, and it looked like he was trying to listen in on their conversation without taking part in it. It was a little weird, but then I turned around later and he was talking to them. When he left, though, he wasn't with anyone else.<br /> <br /> After the drag show itself ended, people typically stick around and socialize. There was still music playing, and Chris kind of did a swaying-dance thing where he was standing (it wasn't on the dance floor...it was a quiet night so people weren't dancing there), and his eyes were half-shut (oddly enough the expression he made reminded me of how he looked in the &quot;[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|For J-R's Eyes Only]]&quot; video).<br /> <br /> Again, sorry about not having any real proof. Though there isn't really much to say -- he went to a gay bar and acted relatively normal and didn't have any outbursts. I don't think people paid him much attention, either. But since no shit is too minor, I figure I'd share it with you all.}}<br /> <br /> In the next few weeks, Chris all but confirmed this with public [[Facebook]] references to being at &quot;the club last night,&quot; handing out business cards to the &quot;ladies,&quot; and getting advice from his new &quot;D.Q.&quot; (Drag Queen) soul-sisters.<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> On 24 May, forum member heyyyJackiePie released three brief videos of Chris enjoying the show at Impulse and interacting with other human beings.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Tip1<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|g9WF2PSOhu8}}<br /> | stardate = 24 [[May 2015]]<br /> | subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Music|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> | next = [[Impulse Gay Social-Club|Tip2]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Tip2<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|iRPfL2bIcC0}}<br /> | stardate = 24 May 2015<br /> | subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Music|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Impulse Gay Social-Club|Tip1]]<br /> | next = [[Impulse Gay Social-Club|Wooooo!]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wooooo!<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|-bcitGjjlkw}}<br /> | stardate = 24 May 2015<br /> | subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Music|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Impulse Gay Social-Club|Tip2]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Cville Pride]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[http://impulse-gsc.org/ Impulse website]<br /> *[https://www.facebook.com/impulse.gayclub Impulse Facebook page]<br /> <br /> {{Places}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Attraction Locations]]<br /> [[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

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<p>Adventure: /* References */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:CvillePrideLogo.jpg|thumb|right|150px]]<br /> '''Cville Pride''', formally the Charlottesville Pride Community Network, is a prominent LGBTQ organization in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]]. Ever since [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] came out as a [[homos|lesbian]] in mid-2014, the group has been an important conduit for his emergent participation in the LGBTQ community.<br /> <br /> ==Pride Festival==<br /> <br /> On 14 [[August 2014]], Chris came out on [[Facebook]] &quot;as a [[Tomgirl]], Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser,&quot; later clarified (if you can call it that) as &quot;a Lesbian Identified Male and Cross-Dressing Transgender.&quot; He immediately expressed an interest in attending &quot;Pride Parades,&quot; where he thought he could get some play.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]] and [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#On the prowl for centerfolds]]&lt;/ref&gt; Apparently at the urging of his [[gal-pals]], he took the initiative to attend the second annual Charlottesville Pride Festival, organized by Cville Pride, on 14 [[September 2014]]. It was held in Lee Park in downtown Charlottesville, and featured drag performances and information booths. Chris hung out for a few hours, and then went home and posted about it on Facebook.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Pride 4.jpeg<br /> File:Pride 3.jpeg<br /> File:Pride 2.jpeg<br /> File:Pride 1.jpeg<br /> File:Chris pride B.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I was at the Pride Festival today, and I really felt accepted and liked among the LGBT community; like I do belong there as the Lesbian Transgender that I am, and a lot of [[Women's Rights|real women]] there showed me kindness and respect. :) I feel better about myself for that. But I was not in the mental state to meet new people yet, but I did make some acquaintances; talked with some of them for a bit. But I do feel that I really want to do more with the community, so I may join up with the C-Ville Pride, or something; I have some pamphlets and details. I will make my own decisions!|Chris on Facebook, 13 September 2014&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#The Pride Festival]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Not long after this, he added &quot;Lee Park&quot; as one of his Places on his Facebook page.<br /> <br /> ==Bowling Night==<br /> While the full extent of Chris's involvement with Cville Pride is unclear, he soon took to keeping track of their events on Facebook, liking articles regarding lesbian or transgender issues. Chris's next verified Cville Pride event was &quot;LGBTQ Youth &amp; Family Bowling Night&quot; on 10 [[June 2015]], which put him back $5.00. <br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisBowlingFacebook.png|center]]<br /> <br /> <br /> While it was open to &quot;all ages,&quot; it is not clear if the organizers were imagining 33 as a serious number. Nevertheless, Chris went, again at the urging of his gal-pals, and seems to have had a good time, based on the photos posted on the Facebook page.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:ChrisBowling.jpg<br /> File:ChrisBowling2.jpg<br /> File:ChrisBowling3.jpg<br /> File:ChrisBowling4.jpg<br /> File:ChrisBowling5.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Weens]] couldn't resist trying to ruin Chris's fun, though:<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Bowling ween.png|center]]<br /> <br /> <br /> All the photos were quickly removed.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Impulse Gay Social-Club]]<br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> [http://cvillepride.org/ Cville Pride homepage]<br /> <br /> [https://www.facebook.com/cvillepride Cville Pride Facebook page]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cville_Pride&diff=187149 2015-06-13T22:31:33Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>{{incomplete}}<br /> <br /> '''Cville Pride''', formally the Charlottesville Pride Community Network, is a prominent LGBTQ organization in Charlottesville, Virginia. Ever since Chris came out as a lesbian in mid-2014, the group has been an important conduit for his emergent participation in the LGBTQ community.<br /> <br /> ==Pride Festival==<br /> <br /> pride festival, Lee Park, September 2014, with photos.<br /> <br /> ==Bowling Night==<br /> <br /> Bowling Night, June 2015, with photos.<br /> <br /> ==Other==<br /> <br /> --Many Facebook likes, source of information, etc.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> [http://cvillepride.org/ Cville Pride homepage]<br /> <br /> [https://www.facebook.com/cvillepride Cville Pride Facebook page]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=187104 2015-06-13T06:39:36Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:ChrisBowling2.jpg|400px|center]]&lt;br/&gt;Chris, interacting with others for once.<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture, with appropriate wiki links.. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]] [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2015_Facebook_Posts&diff=187103 2015-06-13T06:36:39Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> {{Needs Updating}}<br /> <br /> This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[June 2015]].<br /> <br /> ==Summary==<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Posts==<br /> <br /> ===More Amiibo===<br /> Chris linked to his [[Ebay]] page and wrote:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|3 June 2015<br /> It's time again; I have another ten ‪#‎Sonichu‬ ‪#‎amiibo‬ figures made and ready for quick sale and shipment!}}<br /> <br /> Since this batch of Amiibo was not selling as quickly as the previous two he reiterated the next day:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|4 June 2015<br /> I repeat: I have another Ten Sonichu Amiibo Figures reinforced and ready for immediate sale and Next Day Shipment!<br /> <br /> Very Good Collectibles!}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Suffers For His Art===<br /> {{quotebox|4 June 2015<br /> Seriously. I work diligently, tough-hard, lovingly, on each Sonichu Figure. To actually be able to Hand Repurpose, with minimal model magic usage, paint and personally, metaphorically, give birth, and certify, Actual Figures of my own personal main Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon character... It is plain incredible and simply awesome to me.<br /> <br /> And I had a mishap when I started creation of this batch, on the morning of Wednesday, the 20th: I literally cut my left forefinger, near deep and bad, with a slip of my pocket knife. Fortunately, I had my last tetanus shot less than five years ago. I went to the emergency room; I had to get my finger numbed and stitched. They gauzed and splinted the finger; I've had to put up with that for nearly a week, during the healing and reapplication of antibiotic ointment and the band-aids and putting the gauze and splint back on. I just had the stitch removed this past Monday.<br /> <br /> And now I am feeling crestfallen that over a day has passed from relisting the figures, right after completing them, and no one is buying them. What the hell?}}<br /> <br /> Kenneth offered:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I think a little set of miniature files that you use in jewelry repair along with a dust mask would work better.}}<br /> <br /> Chris responded:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No, it would not.}}<br /> <br /> William asked:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Do you have a first aid kit handy? What were you doing with the pocket knife?}}<br /> <br /> Chris answered:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Prying a few portions off; glued on sections.}}<br /> <br /> ===Punchy in Super Smash Bros.===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|6 June 2015<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;#‎&lt;/nowiki&gt;PunchySonichu‬'s choice is Little Mac. They both like to box, although Punchy kicks too; better than just a Hitmonchan. Thinking of it, is the Smash Bros. fighting format appropriate to someone who boxes instead of wrestles? But then, who cares? It's Smash Bros.<br /> <br /> Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.<br /> <br /> https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/<br /> <br /> Tune in Next Time for ‪#‎MagiChanSonichu‬'s Character Choice.}}<br /> <br /> ===I Like To Be Pristine===<br /> Chris took advantage of an app to put himself on the cover of ''Vanity Fair'' magazine.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|7 June 2015<br /> This is a trend I can be nothing but most delighted and proud to be a part of. We Are ‪#‎Transgender‬; Hear Us Roar!<br /> <br /> ‪#‎MyVanityFairCover‬<br /> <br /> ‪#‎Transwoman<br /> <br /> ‪#‎Lesbian‬<br /> <br /> ‪#‎LGBTQ‬<br /> <br /> ‪#‎Pride‬}}<br /> <br /> ===Let's Go Bowling===<br /> The &quot;Cville Pride&quot; page asked people to RSVP regarding an upcoming &quot;LGBTQ Youth &amp; Family Bowling Night,&quot; and state how many people would be attending. Chris responded:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> Just me; one adult.}}<br /> <br /> ===Sensory Overload 2: Electric Boogaloo===<br /> Chris provided a link to a YouTube video announcement of a new title in the Sonic Boom franchise. His remarks:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> Hell No!!! Still with the Blue Arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!<br /> <br /> GameStops, Wal-Marts, Targets, Toys &quot;R&quot; Us, Best Buys, and all stores that sells video games, PLEASE, DO NOT STOCK, PRESELL, OR SELL THIS GAME!!! SEGA Needs to Listen AND Learn!!! The Protest and Boycott Continues and Resumes!!!<br /> <br /> (Although, I, myself, am forced to be physically inactive, locally to me, in the protest; I will not be posting any physical notes or bills in any store, whatsoever)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**groan**&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Bring Me the Head of Olmar Woodley!===<br /> Chris linked to an article on the &quot;SEGA Nerds&quot; page, &quot;SEGA producer discusses future of Sonic Boom franchise,&quot; and added a decree:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> Bring to me, in person, the one called [[Olmar Woodley]], So I can tell to his face of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Gi Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading, Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Him Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!<br /> <br /> Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley!!!}}<br /> <br /> Three hours later he edited it to read:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading, Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!<br /> <br /> Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}<br /> <br /> ===Crossing the Rubicon===<br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.<br /> <br /> Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!<br /> <br /> ‪&lt;nowiki&gt;#‎SEGA&lt;/nowiki&gt;‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!<br /> <br /> ‪&lt;nowiki&gt;#‎SonicBoom‬&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> ‪&lt;nowiki&gt;#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris continues spamming===<br /> In response to the reveal of the Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice box art on &quot;My Nintendo News,&quot; Chris wrote:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> Hell No!!! Still with the Blue Arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!<br /> <br /> GameStops, Wal-Marts, Targets, Toys &quot;R&quot; Us, Best Buys, and all stores that sells video games, PLEASE, DO NOT STOCK, PRESELL, OR SELL THIS GAME!!! SEGA Needs to Listen AND Learn!!! The Protest and Boycott Continues and Resumes!!!<br /> <br /> (Although, I, myself, am forced to be physically inactive, locally to me, in the protest; I will not be posting any physical notes or bills in any store, whatsoever)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**groan**&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/870258009735346&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===More Spam===<br /> On 10 June, Chris copypasted the above message on &quot;Tails' Channel&quot; in reply to an article about the latest Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice news.<br /> <br /> On the same day, the public group &quot;My Nintendo News&quot; posted an article entitled, &quot;Sega Says They're Taking Fan and Press Feedback And Building From It For Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice.&quot; Chris left identical spam along with:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> The arms are still freaking blue; they are NOT listening.}}<br /> <br /> ===MagiChan in Super Smash Bros.===<br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;#‎MagiChanSonichu‬'s&lt;/nowiki&gt; choice is Mewtwo, Ness or Lucas.<br /> <br /> And just as Magi-Chan has stated in his testimonial through me, until ‪#‎SEGA‬ changes ‪#‎SonictheHedgehog‬'s arm colour back to tan in Everything ‪#‎SonicBoom‬, including the just announced title, each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads.<br /> <br /> Good Day.<br /> <br /> https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/<br /> <br /> Aside from that, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.<br /> <br /> https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/}}<br /> <br /> Waterman asked:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Will you make a Robee Sonichu amiibo?}}<br /> <br /> Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, with the return of the blue arm bandits behind these Sonic Booms occupying our minds and stressing me, we may never know, will we?}}<br /> <br /> Waterman asked for clarification:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|... you mean we'll never know, until you make one? The blue arms stressing you is stopping you from making it?}}<br /> <br /> Chris:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yeah, among other problems.}}<br /> <br /> ===Amiibo Expenses===<br /> Here he explained what he meant by the &quot;other problems&quot; he mentioned to Waterman in the above post.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> The reason I am hesitant on offering figures of the rest of my electric-hedgehog Pokémon, is because of possible, past undetermined, higher costs to make each of them. In particular, Angelica needs not only Pit's figure's chip, but the wings as well. Little Mac is extremely rare, and Ness is rare too. It takes three figures to make up Blake and Magi-Chan figures. And to better describe that was the reasoning behind the favorite fighter characters the past few weeks. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> ===Game Review===<br /> &quot;Legit Lady Gamers&quot; asked the community what they thought of the game &quot;Catherine.&quot; Chris offered:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> I have played it for a while. I enjoyed the charms and sexualities of both Catherines in the story. I liked the platform puzzles, but I would have delighted it better if instead of the guy, I could have wandered the blocks as either Catherine. ;)<br /> <br /> Anyhoo, I would rate the game a 4/5.}}<br /> <br /> ===Disapproval===<br /> Chris did not think that a joke made on the &quot;SEGA Nerds&quot; page was funny.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|11 June 2015<br /> No. Just, No. &lt;nowiki&gt;|:(&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Two Reminders===<br /> Chris shared an old post from his protest page, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|11 June 2015<br /> A reminder.}}<br /> <br /> He also reposted his long defense of the behavior which had gotten him arrested.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|11 June 2015<br /> Just a reminder.}}<br /> <br /> ===Wordplay===<br /> For some reason, a radio station requested that people post &quot;your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N.&quot; Chris amused himself by posting:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> Ht Wto Hd}}<br /> <br /> ===The Difference Between Justified and Unjustified Transformations===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> On the other topic, changing the gender on my alter (Chris Chan) Sonichu Form HAS a good reason: the REAL Me is of Female Soul and Identity; my self-character MATCHES AND HAS TO MATCH, and like those removable clip-on wings, the transformation changes along as well.<br /> <br /> There is NO Reason or Justification WHATSOEVER in Sonic the Hedgehog's Arm Colour!}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Gives SEGA an Out===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to &quot;Modernize&quot; Sonic or to make Sonic &quot;appealing to the younger generations&quot;, I may reconsider.}}<br /> <br /> ===No and Shut Up===<br /> Another update on the new Sonic Boom game was posted on &quot;SEGA Nerds,&quot; and Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> Change his arm colour back to tan already!!!}}<br /> <br /> A ween responded:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Fuckin stop.}}<br /> <br /> Chris shot back:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No, and shut up.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Facebook}}<br /> [[Category:Facebook]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Olmar_Woodley&diff=187102 2015-06-13T06:35:27Z

<p>Adventure: Redirected page to Omar Woodley</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Omar Woodley]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_the_Hedgehog&diff=187100 2015-06-13T06:30:53Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 20]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[File:Sanek.png|200px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Sonic<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Length'''<br /> | 3'3&quot; (100 cm)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Weight'''<br /> | 77 lbs (35 kg)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Species'''<br /> | Hedgehog<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> '''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue armed]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.<br /> <br /> Chris claims that Sonic has been his &quot;life long hero&quot;&lt;ref&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&amp;feature=player_embedded#!&lt;/ref&gt; since June [[1990]][''sic'']&lt;ref&gt;''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.&lt;/ref&gt;, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to temporarily change the non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sonic Boom protests==<br /> <br /> {{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}<br /> <br /> In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this &quot;U-turn&quot; in design has caused him to &quot;literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind&quot;{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below). <br /> <br /> On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several &quot;Blue Arm Promoters&quot; (The &quot;security&quot; [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the &quot;Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms&quot; and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.<br /> <br /> Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, and sprayed pepper spray in the face of a bystanding employee on his way out.<br /> <br /> ==Role in the comics==<br /> Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as &quot;Uncle Sonic&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===<br /> '''Miles &quot;Tails&quot; Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named &quot;Prowerlo Sonichu&quot;) has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.<br /> [[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]<br /> Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named &quot;[[Prower]]&quot;. Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that &quot;I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]&lt;/ref&gt; He later claims that he &quot;did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in &quot;[[Sonichu &amp; Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]&quot;, a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.<br /> <br /> [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris_and_writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of Wild.),Wild does states in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.<br /> <br /> == Amy Rose ==<br /> '''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chrischan_traced.jpg|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]<br /> <br /> While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.<br /> <br /> {{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]<br /> <br /> As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a &quot;modern girl&quot;, which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].<br /> <br /> [[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]<br /> <br /> As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].<br /> <br /> == Shadow the Hedgehog ==<br /> Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to &quot;create&quot; another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]...<br /> <br /> Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives. <br /> <br /> While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.<br /> <br /> Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> ==Comics==<br /> [[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]<br /> <br /> Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].<br /> <br /> Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris &quot;Prime-Chan&quot; in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as &quot;Sonic Prime&quot; when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, &quot;Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles&quot;, for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled &quot;Sonichu 25 Years Later,&quot; takes its name from a 2004 arc called &quot;Mobius 25 Years Later.&quot; Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]&lt;/ref&gt; If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.<br /> <br /> Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]&lt;/ref&gt; The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism==<br /> To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.<br /> <br /> Though, since Ken Penders, former writer of the Archie Comics, can claim copyright on his Knuckles Ripoffs, then there's hope for Chris yet.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.<br /> Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].<br /> Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!<br /> Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]<br /> Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.<br /> Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was &quot;Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]&quot;?<br /> Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.<br /> Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish<br /> Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].<br /> Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit. <br /> Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].<br /> Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Doctor Robotnik]]<br /> * [[Chris and copyright]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]<br /> <br /> {{Hedgehog Boys}}<br /> {{Not_Jerks}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]<br /> [[Category:Video Games]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]<br /> [[Category:Blue Armed]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2015_Facebook_Posts&diff=187097 2015-06-13T06:15:04Z

<p>Adventure: /* Bring Me the Head of Olmar Woodley! */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> {{Needs Updating}}<br /> <br /> This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[June 2015]].<br /> <br /> ==Summary==<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Posts==<br /> <br /> ===More Amiibo===<br /> Chris linked to his [[Ebay]] page and wrote:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|3 June 2015<br /> It's time again; I have another ten ‪#‎Sonichu‬ ‪#‎amiibo‬ figures made and ready for quick sale and shipment!}}<br /> <br /> Since this batch of Amiibo was not selling as quickly as the previous two he reiterated the next day:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|4 June 2015<br /> I repeat: I have another Ten Sonichu Amiibo Figures reinforced and ready for immediate sale and Next Day Shipment!<br /> <br /> Very Good Collectibles!}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Suffers For His Art===<br /> {{quotebox|4 June 2015<br /> Seriously. I work diligently, tough-hard, lovingly, on each Sonichu Figure. To actually be able to Hand Repurpose, with minimal model magic usage, paint and personally, metaphorically, give birth, and certify, Actual Figures of my own personal main Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon character... It is plain incredible and simply awesome to me.<br /> <br /> And I had a mishap when I started creation of this batch, on the morning of Wednesday, the 20th: I literally cut my left forefinger, near deep and bad, with a slip of my pocket knife. Fortunately, I had my last tetanus shot less than five years ago. I went to the emergency room; I had to get my finger numbed and stitched. They gauzed and splinted the finger; I've had to put up with that for nearly a week, during the healing and reapplication of antibiotic ointment and the band-aids and putting the gauze and splint back on. I just had the stitch removed this past Monday.<br /> <br /> And now I am feeling crestfallen that over a day has passed from relisting the figures, right after completing them, and no one is buying them. What the hell?}}<br /> <br /> Kenneth offered:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I think a little set of miniature files that you use in jewelry repair along with a dust mask would work better.}}<br /> <br /> Chris responded:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No, it would not.}}<br /> <br /> William asked:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Do you have a first aid kit handy? What were you doing with the pocket knife?}}<br /> <br /> Chris answered:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Prying a few portions off; glued on sections.}}<br /> <br /> ===Punchy in Super Smash Bros.===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|6 June 2015<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;#‎&lt;/nowiki&gt;PunchySonichu‬'s choice is Little Mac. They both like to box, although Punchy kicks too; better than just a Hitmonchan. Thinking of it, is the Smash Bros. fighting format appropriate to someone who boxes instead of wrestles? But then, who cares? It's Smash Bros.<br /> <br /> Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.<br /> <br /> https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/<br /> <br /> Tune in Next Time for ‪#‎MagiChanSonichu‬'s Character Choice.}}<br /> <br /> ===I Like To Be Pristine===<br /> Chris took advantage of an app to put himself on the cover of ''Vanity Fair'' magazine.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|7 June 2015<br /> This is a trend I can be nothing but most delighted and proud to be a part of. We Are ‪#‎Transgender‬; Hear Us Roar!<br /> <br /> ‪#‎MyVanityFairCover‬<br /> <br /> ‪#‎Transwoman<br /> <br /> ‪#‎Lesbian‬<br /> <br /> ‪#‎LGBTQ‬<br /> <br /> ‪#‎Pride‬}}<br /> <br /> ===Let's Go Bowling===<br /> The &quot;Cville Pride&quot; page asked people to RSVP regarding an upcoming &quot;LGBTQ Youth &amp; Family Bowling Night,&quot; and state how many people would be attending. Chris responded:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> Just me; one adult.}}<br /> <br /> ===Sensory Overload 2: Electric Boogaloo===<br /> Chris provided a link to a YouTube video announcement of a new title in the Sonic Boom franchise. His remarks:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> Hell No!!! Still with the Blue Arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!<br /> <br /> GameStops, Wal-Marts, Targets, Toys &quot;R&quot; Us, Best Buys, and all stores that sells video games, PLEASE, DO NOT STOCK, PRESELL, OR SELL THIS GAME!!! SEGA Needs to Listen AND Learn!!! The Protest and Boycott Continues and Resumes!!!<br /> <br /> (Although, I, myself, am forced to be physically inactive, locally to me, in the protest; I will not be posting any physical notes or bills in any store, whatsoever)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**groan**&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Bring Me the Head of Olmar Woodley!===<br /> Chris linked to an article on the &quot;SEGA Nerds&quot; page, &quot;SEGA producer discusses future of Sonic Boom franchise,&quot; and added a decree:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> Bring to me, in person, the one called [[Omar Woodley|Olmar Woodley]], So I can tell to his face of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Gi Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading, Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Him Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!<br /> <br /> Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley!!!}}<br /> <br /> Three hours later he edited it to read:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading, Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!<br /> <br /> Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}<br /> <br /> ===Crossing the Rubicon===<br /> {{quotebox|9 June 2015<br /> I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.<br /> <br /> Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!<br /> <br /> ‪&lt;nowiki&gt;#‎SEGA&lt;/nowiki&gt;‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!<br /> <br /> ‪&lt;nowiki&gt;#‎SonicBoom‬&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> ‪&lt;nowiki&gt;#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris continues spamming===<br /> In response to the reveal of the Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice box art on &quot;My Nintendo News,&quot; Chris wrote:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> Hell No!!! Still with the Blue Arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!<br /> <br /> GameStops, Wal-Marts, Targets, Toys &quot;R&quot; Us, Best Buys, and all stores that sells video games, PLEASE, DO NOT STOCK, PRESELL, OR SELL THIS GAME!!! SEGA Needs to Listen AND Learn!!! The Protest and Boycott Continues and Resumes!!!<br /> <br /> (Although, I, myself, am forced to be physically inactive, locally to me, in the protest; I will not be posting any physical notes or bills in any store, whatsoever)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**groan**&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/870258009735346&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===More Spam===<br /> On 10 June, Chris copypasted the above message on &quot;Tails' Channel&quot; in reply to an article about the latest Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice news.<br /> <br /> On the same day, the public group &quot;My Nintendo News&quot; posted an article entitled, &quot;Sega Says They're Taking Fan and Press Feedback And Building From It For Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice.&quot; Chris left identical spam along with:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> The arms are still freaking blue; they are NOT listening.}}<br /> <br /> ===MagiChan in Super Smash Bros.===<br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;#‎MagiChanSonichu‬'s&lt;/nowiki&gt; choice is Mewtwo, Ness or Lucas.<br /> <br /> And just as Magi-Chan has stated in his testimonial through me, until ‪#‎SEGA‬ changes ‪#‎SonictheHedgehog‬'s arm colour back to tan in Everything ‪#‎SonicBoom‬, including the just announced title, each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads.<br /> <br /> Good Day.<br /> <br /> https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/<br /> <br /> Aside from that, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.<br /> <br /> https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/}}<br /> <br /> Waterman asked:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Will you make a Robee Sonichu amiibo?}}<br /> <br /> Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, with the return of the blue arm bandits behind these Sonic Booms occupying our minds and stressing me, we may never know, will we?}}<br /> <br /> Waterman asked for clarification:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|... you mean we'll never know, until you make one? The blue arms stressing you is stopping you from making it?}}<br /> <br /> Chris:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yeah, among other problems.}}<br /> <br /> ===Amiibo Expenses===<br /> Here he explained what he meant by the &quot;other problems&quot; he mentioned to Waterman in the above post.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> The reason I am hesitant on offering figures of the rest of my electric-hedgehog Pokémon, is because of possible, past undetermined, higher costs to make each of them. In particular, Angelica needs not only Pit's figure's chip, but the wings as well. Little Mac is extremely rare, and Ness is rare too. It takes three figures to make up Blake and Magi-Chan figures. And to better describe that was the reasoning behind the favorite fighter characters the past few weeks. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> ===Game Review===<br /> &quot;Legit Lady Gamers&quot; asked the community what they thought of the game &quot;Catherine.&quot; Chris offered:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|10 June 2015<br /> I have played it for a while. I enjoyed the charms and sexualities of both Catherines in the story. I liked the platform puzzles, but I would have delighted it better if instead of the guy, I could have wandered the blocks as either Catherine. ;)<br /> <br /> Anyhoo, I would rate the game a 4/5.}}<br /> <br /> ===Disapproval===<br /> Chris did not think that a joke made on the &quot;SEGA Nerds&quot; page was funny.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|11 June 2015<br /> No. Just, No. |:(}}<br /> <br /> ===Two Reminders===<br /> Chris shared an old post from his protest page, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|11 June 2015<br /> A reminder.}}<br /> <br /> He also reposted his long defense of the behavior which had gotten him arrested.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|11 June 2015<br /> Just a reminder.}}<br /> <br /> ===Wordplay===<br /> For some reason, a radio station requested that people post &quot;your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N.&quot; Chris amused himself by posting:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> Ht Wto Hd}}<br /> <br /> ===The Difference Between Justified and Unjustified Transformations===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> On the other topic, changing the gender on my alter (Chris Chan) Sonichu Form HAS a good reason: the REAL Me is of Female Soul and Identity; my self-character MATCHES AND HAS TO MATCH, and like those removable clip-on wings, the transformation changes along as well.<br /> <br /> There is NO Reason or Justification WHATSOEVER in Sonic the Hedgehog's Arm Colour!}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Gives SEGA an Out===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to &quot;Modernize&quot; Sonic or to make Sonic &quot;appealing to the younger generations&quot;, I may reconsider.}}<br /> <br /> ===No and Shut Up===<br /> Another update on the new Sonic Boom game was posted on &quot;SEGA Nerds,&quot; and Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> Change his arm colour back to tan already!!!}}<br /> <br /> A ween responded:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Fuckin stop.}}<br /> <br /> Chris shot back:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No, and shut up.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Facebook}}<br /> [[Category:Facebook]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_Boom_Protests&diff=187065 2015-06-12T22:20:22Z

<p>Adventure: /* Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> {{Needs Updating}}<br /> <br /> ''For the song, click [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|here]].''<br /> [[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Remember kids: always effect change through vandalism. [[26 December 2014|What could possibly go wrong?]]]]<br /> [[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|Chris's protest inserts.]]<br /> <br /> Towards late [[2014]], while everyone else was posting on [[Facebook]] about [[Chris and his Ego|less]] [[Homos|important]] [[Women's rights|political]] [[Chris and race|concerns]], [[Chris]] decided that the most important cause of the time was protesting [[Sega]]'s decision to '''make [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms blue''' (as opposed to the usual tan color) in their latest ''non-canon'' game in the series. He is so passionate about this supposed defamation of his favorite video game character that he has gone so far as to write incoherent, rambling letters to Sega, throw tantrums about it on Facebook, [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees, glitterbomb Sega's American HQ, and even physically assault retail staff. His angry, incoherent letters to Sega clearly show that Chris's [[Chris and reality|prolonged estrangement from reality]] is at its peak, and that concepts such as civility, moderation and channeling [[Chris and anger|anger]] in any way that doesn't involve ranting like a child throwing a tantrum are by now completely alien concepts to Chris, or at least go out the window whenever he's annoyed. Unfortunately, unlike previous bouts of anger where Chris would film himself or take to social media to rage at his target, in this instance, he decided to take a hands-on approach to it by vandalizing copies of ''Sonic Boom'' wherever he sees them. And then, when GameStop employees rightfully tried to get him out of the store one day, he proceeded to walk out but not before [[26 December 2014|brandishing his can of mace and spraying it at one poor employee's shirt]].<br /> <br /> It once was unclear whether or not he will boycott ''Sonic Boom'' or just buy the games and watch the show like the [[Chris and brand loyalty|consumerist lemming]] he is. Given his irrational hatred and acts of vandalism towards otherwise available games, the former is more likely. On 13 [[January 2015]], it was [[Kiwi Farms|revealed]] that he did indeed buy both versions of the game and [[List of Chris's lies|claimed]] that they were sent to him by [[Catherine]], making him even more of a humongous hypocrite than [[wikipedia:Mr. Whipple|Mr. Whipple]].<br /> <br /> Why Chris has such a bizarre distaste for such a minor, insignificant detail in the first place is still up for speculation. It could simply be some [[Manchester High School|overly-attached nostalgia]] to the 'original' Sonic the Hedgehog, or possibly some inner-venting for his own [[Sonichu (comic)|failed franchise]] that he is determined to get into ''Super Smash Bros. for [[Wii] U and [[Nintendo]] 3DS''. Whatever the reason, it certainly isn't [[health]]y for Chris, given his current [[Chris and psychology|state]]. In other words, this makes the reactions to Godzilla getting &quot;fatter&quot; in Godzilla (2014), or the lightsabers in ''[[Star Wars]] Episode VII: The Force Awakens'', seem simple and quaint in comparison.<br /> <br /> ==Protests==<br /> ===Blarms Backstory===<br /> Chris's hatred for Sonic's blue arms started in February 2014, when the first advertisements for the ''Sonic Boom'' TV show appeared on [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]]. In December he offered the following chronology:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|3 December 2014<br /> <br /> I have just received a question from one of my girl friends: &quot;So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?&quot;<br /> <br /> To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the temporary house. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.<br /> <br /> I was too busy and [[Stress|stressed]] from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement<br /> <br /> I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that &quot;Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!&quot; And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!<br /> <br /> So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!<br /> <br /> I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!<br /> <br /> Thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_A3e2bl334&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> [[File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris must ''really'' hate this drawing now.]]<br /> For all the agitation and violence, Chris has never clearly explained exactly ''why'' this particular alteration to this particular cartoon character makes him so furious. The closest he came to explaining his confrontational stance was in a June Facebook post:<br /> <br /> {{quote|I only just heard and seen the ugly change a few weeks ago, and I had too many other [[Stress|stresses]] going on to act earlier.<br /> <br /> Why do I feel this way?<br /> <br /> The same reason why many people feel [[Chris and race|Michael Jackson should]][[Chris and reality| not have had to ]][[Chris and race|change his color]]. Would you want to change your skin detail, just for a &quot;change of image&quot; or an &quot;insecurity of self-concept&quot;?<br /> <br /> I would not even [[Chris and death|commit suicide ever]], because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually [[Chris and health|pass natural]].<br /> <br /> So let's get Sonic's arm color changed back!}}<br /> <br /> He returned to the Michael Jackson analogy in November, arguing that &quot;this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as Michael Jackson's whiteface thing!&quot; He was careful to add, &quot;Nothing personal against the Pop Star singer....And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either.&quot;<br /> <br /> While it is difficult to decipher Chris’s garbled sentences, it is clear that his fury is linked to his belief that Sonic, like all cartoon characters, [[Chris and reality|is real and lives in a parallel universe]]. Like many autistic people, Chris is very resistant to change, especially when it is forced upon him. Chris would not change (“commit suicide”) even in the face of tremendous hardship. Sonic, however, like the King of Pop, was forced to change for trivial reasons such as appealing to a broader audience. Sonic has been Chris’s lifelong hero with whom he identifies strongly, so he has taken this injustice very personally. Unfortunately, he falsely assumes that countless millions feel the same way.<br /> <br /> At other times, however, Chris has latched onto the idea that the blue arms cause him &quot;sensory overload.&quot; [[Sensory Overload|Sensory overload]] is a broad term simply meaning that the body reacts to overstimulation of a sense, but in autistics it generally refers to an abstract, specific sensory stimulus (such as blue arms) which the autistic person is simply unable to stand. However, if sensory overload were a real issue, all he would need to do is avoid Sonic Boom. Chris has never before complained about sensory overload, and damningly has gone so far as to ''draw blue-armed hedgehogs himself'' such as [[Chris and art|some depictions]] of [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. The truth is that Chris either believes that Sega is abusing his best friend, or he is using his [[autism]] as an attempt to sway the intentions of a multi-billion dollar worth company.<br /> <br /> ===Oh Noes, It's Got a Second Season!===<br /> After discovering that the TV series was renewed for a second season, Chris posted on Facebook to complain about it again.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|5 December 2014<br /> <br /> A Second Season of the ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ show with those, [[Stress sigh|UGH!!!]], Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!<br /> <br /> Boycott ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬ With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE ‪#‎SEGA‬ TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sonic-boom-cartoon-is-very-successful-second-season-confirmed<br /> <br /> [[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|220px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===Spreading the Good Word===<br /> {{quotebox|5 December 2014<br /> <br /> Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:<br /> <br /> SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!<br /> <br /> Join My Group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!<br /> <br /> https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}<br /> <br /> ===Greatest Mistake Ever===<br /> {{quotebox|7 December 2014<br /> <br /> Follow My Lead to Force SEGA to Wise Up and Fix Their Greatest Mistake Ever!!!}}<br /> <br /> Chris later on posted a link to this post to his Facebook group:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.<br /> <br /> I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!<br /> <br /> Suggest for them to do the following:<br /> -Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.<br /> -On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.<br /> -Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.<br /> -IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.<br /> -INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.<br /> -REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.<br /> -AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!<br /> <br /> Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:<br /> <br /> &quot;The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his Autism, he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal Fanbase will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there.&quot;<br /> <br /> Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.<br /> <br /> Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> '''[REDACTED]'''<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SEGA‬<br /> ‪#‎SonicTheHedgehog‬<br /> ‪#‎SonicBoom‬<br /> ‪#‎Nintendo‬<br /> ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬<br /> ‪#‎GameStop‬<br /> ‪#‎ToysRUs‬<br /> ‪#‎WalMart‬<br /> ‪#‎Target‬<br /> ‪#‎BestBuy‬<br /> ‪#‎WiiU‬<br /> ‪#‎Wii‬<br /> ‪#‎3DS‬<br /> ‪#‎DS‬<br /> ‪#‎DSi‬<br /> ‪#‎AmyRose‬<br /> ‪#‎Tails‬<br /> ‪#‎Knuckles‬<br /> ‪#‎Robotnik‬<br /> ‪#‎Eggman‬}}<br /> <br /> ===Pickle Joke===<br /> [[File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|thumb|right|The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s reaction.]]<br /> In Chris's new &quot;FIX SONIC'S ARMS BACK&quot; Facebook group, Chris posted about the pickle joke in the show, surprisingly being &quot;neutral&quot;<br /> about it. Naturally, however, he eventually suspects it to be a [[Chris and his Ego|personal insult from SEGA]].<br /> {{quotebox|10 December 2014<br /> <br /> I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.<br /> <br /> I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}<br /> <br /> ===For Christ's and God's Sake===<br /> Chris shared another of SEGA's Facebook posts, this time about introducing the main character, and Chris as usual complained about his blue arms.<br /> {{quotebox|12 December 2014<br /> <br /> For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's]] Sake, PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! <br /> <br /> [[File:SonicIntroduction.png|220px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===E-mail to SEGA===<br /> On 11 [[December 2014]], CWCki user [[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] jokingly sent an e-mail to Sega Customer Service under Chris's email, suggesting that they send him free copies of ''Sonic Boom'' for the [[HEXbox]]. Chris discovered this the next day, and proceeded to rage.&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:''' <br /> Hello,<br /> <br /> Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday. <br /> <br /> To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below: <br /> <br /> http://help.sega.com/requests/137668<br /> <br /> You may also reply via email.}}<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> '''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:''' <br /> Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME. <br /> <br /> But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos. <br /> <br /> PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!! <br /> <br /> I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it. <br /> <br /> FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!<br /> <br /> SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!<br /> <br /> DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!! <br /> <br /> WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well. <br /> <br /> <br /> AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!! <br /> <br /> AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW! <br /> <br /> AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!! <br /> <br /> DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}<br /> <br /> ===The Forces of [[CWCville]] Besiege GameStop===<br /> {{Main|26 December 2014}}<br /> <br /> On 26 December, Chris broke several laws by entering a [[GameStop]] from which he had been banned, vandalizing a Sonic Boom display, and ''macing an employee'' who was calling security as Chris left the store. All of this was recorded by a presumably bewildered bystander, and was uploaded to Tumblr the next day. Within two days of his attack, Chris was incarcerated in Albemarle Regional Jail, then released on a $2,500 bail, with a hearing scheduled for early [[2015]].<br /> <br /> ===Sonic Boom for Christmas===<br /> Phone chat log:<br /> {{quotebox|26 December 2014<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: It's the uhh-the uhh- Sonic Boom game. [hand game to Chris]<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Ok, I'll take it as a gift, thank you.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: No problem man. I hope you enjoy it.<br /> <br /> CHRIS: I'm hoping that they come out with an update where they change his arm color back.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Why-Why would they change his arm color?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, didn't you notice on the cover they did, it's. . . . . . .well, you look on his left arm. . . . .it's blue there.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Ohh. So he has blue arms?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah. I really hate that change.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Ohh. What for?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Ehh. Just. . . . .too much. Just too drastic. It's like Michael Jackson changing his skin color.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Have, have you asked them, sent them any feedback, asked them to change it. . .<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah, yeah I did, when I first saw the TV trailer, the TV show trailer right before E3. They just pretty much swept me under the rug and blocked me from their facebook.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Why would they do that?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, they did. And also, I've been repetitive, like, &quot;Sonic's arms are not freakin' blue&quot;. And. . . .yeah, I have threatened them like, you know, if you don't change his arms back. . . . .<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: What did you say? What did you threaten them with?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Life threats. Like you know, I took a- I had bought a plush of the new sonic with the blue arms, and I covered his new arms with flesh colored Crayola Model Magic, and I like took a couple of photographs of me holdin' it, and I'm like pulling his arms off, and I said, you better do it, or I will, parentheses, not, tear his arms off.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: So you made life threats against Sega then?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, ehh, not in the direct sense.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: You mean that you threatened to kill them?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: No.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: No? Well, I mean, you said life threats, so. . . . . . . .it sounds like you're really passionate about it.<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yes I am.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Well, I mean, Sonic, his arms were uhh, flesh colored before that, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: So, I mean, can't you just ignore the blue armed Sonic?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: I can- I can- it's just too much. Every time I look at the blue arms, even in anything related to the games which they show on cartoon network, I see the blue arms, I go into sensory overload and get really, really, more pissed off.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Yeah. Chris, when these cyberbullies first started attacking you, and stuff like that, you got pissed off then, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: . . . and it ended up being a bad thing when you reacted, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah, but except, I'm not reacting to a troll attack, I'm reacting to something which has been done. Like a, like a, presidential decision that has gone really wrong. Like, let's say Obama's. . . . .life-care thing?<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Obamacare. The health-care thing. So you're anti-Obamacare then?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, uhh, I'm not one hundred percent, I have heard about uhh, hmmmm, uhh, I don't remember exactly-but-or how to phrase it, but I have the gist of it.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris, Catie n Sonic===<br /> [[January 2015]]<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/]<br /> <br /> ===Green Irises Are Better Than Blarms===<br /> {{quotebox|6 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-attacking-people-is-segas-fault-green-irises-are-better-than-blue-arms.6928/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Sega Forced Chris to Attack===<br /> {{quotebox|8 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-8-chris-hates-sega-for-forcing-him-to-attack-somebody.6979/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Boycott the Yarms===<br /> {{quotebox|10 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-10-15-sonichus-arms-are-not-yellow.7009/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Seed Event===<br /> {{quotebox|10 January 2015<br /> Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Rages On===<br /> {{quotebox|12 January 2015<br /> <br /> Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Gives Up and Continues On at the Same Time===<br /> {{quotebox|13 January 2015<br /> <br /> This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.<br /> I have registered the 3DS card through my [[Club Nintendo]] account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.<br /> <br /> SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}<br /> <br /> Here, Chris is referencing this[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-01-13-nintendo-employee-reveals-details-of-chriss-nintendo-transactions.7042/] Cwcki Forums article; apparently he lurks the forums frequently.<br /> <br /> ===Something Important===<br /> {{quotebox|15 January 2015<br /> I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them &quot;As Read&quot;. They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.<br /> <br /> Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Kengle the Troll===<br /> {{quotebox|19 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-19-kengle-trolls-chris-with-blue-arms-purchase.7218/]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby===<br /> [[File:GlitterbombNotice.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's hatred for something so minor becomes greatly unhealthy.]]<br /> On 30 January 2015, a document was leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris has taken one step above macing employees and is ''threatening to glitterbomb'' Sega's American headquarters. Initially thought to be work done by weens, forum member Marvin eventually stood up and confirmed this actually as Chris's doing. The letter reads:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|SEGA of America Inc. 350 Rhode Island St, Suite 400 San Francisco, CA 94103<br /> '''For Every Week Sonic the Hedgehog's arms remain blue in the &quot;Sonic Boom&quot; Video Games AND TV Cartoon Show, and that you all at SEGA continue to NOT Public Announce your apology for the change as well as RECALLING Everything of this Sonic Boom to change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately on Television, Newsprint and Internet Posts and Videos, you all will receive a sparkling mess. And to stop this glittery combination from coming in, you WILL Change Sonic the Hedgehogs Arm Colour back immediately in EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, including PULLING the cartoon from Cartoon Network to change the arm colour back in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the show.'''<br /> <br /> '''Thank you.'''}}<br /> <br /> The document reveals that Chris refuses to stop committing acts of battery unless a multimedia company gives in to a 30-year-old manchild's threats. It also shows his complete lack of knowing what glitterbombing actually ''is''. To glitterbomb someone is to dump or throw glitter on your opponent in public (such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uZ4q-7y2M when some guy with a box of Cheez-Its came up to Newt Gingrich and dumped glitter on him]), ''not'' sending envelopes with glitter inside. To send envelopes with glitter inside is simply known as &quot;[http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ shipping enemies glitter]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Weighing In on the Protests===<br /> {{quotebox|2 Febuary 2015<br /> Hey [REDACTED], <br /> I saw that video and absolutely agree 100% that Chris was unjustified in his actions. I would have supported the employee whipping his ass to be honest. I think Chris needs to go to jail, he has never been held accountable for his actions. Destruction of property, assault, etc are serious stuff. He needs counseling and professional services that I think without incarceration he will never receive. <br /> <br /> I'm glad that the Cwiki is no longer what it was in its incarnation, he was using it as an excuse for his behavior, and now can't use it as a fallback on to his issues. <br /> <br /> I really have little defense for Christian for what hes been doing, but I hope he can come out a better person.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris's Ego Butts In!===<br /> After hearing about Sega downsizing to focus on PC and Mobile games, Chris [[Chris and reality|thought]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he had a hand in it through his boycott]]: <br /> {{quotebox|2 February 2015<br /> Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Color among this term of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloadable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Color Back at the very least.}}<br /> <br /> ===Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice===<br /> After the sequel to the first ''Sonic Boom'' game was announced, Chris immediately showed his disapproval on Facebook. He even threatened [[Best Buy]] to not sell the game unless they change Sonic's arm color back, and still firmly believes that Sega was the one who got him thrown briefly into prison. He then claimed that he will beat up Sega producers [[Omar Woodley]] and Stephen Froat because of the blue arms.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 [[June 2015]]<br /> Hell no!!! Still with the blue arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT Resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Omar woodley threat.jpeg|300px|thumb|right|His post before he edited in Stephen Froat.]]<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:SonicBoomFireAndIce.jpg|thumb|225px|right|The picture he included with this post.]]9 June 2015<br /> Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!<br /> <br /> Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}<br /> <br /> On the same day, Chris proceeded to post this:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|right|This waste of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] resulted in his [[white knights]] refusing to help him.]]<br /> 9 June 2015<br /> I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.<br /> <br /> Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SEGA‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SonicBoom‬<br /> ‪#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬}}<br /> <br /> ===10 reasons===<br /> {{quotebox|12 June 2015<br /> If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to &quot;Modernize&quot; Sonic or to make Sonic &quot;appealing to the younger generations&quot;, I may reconsider.}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{facebook}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]<br /> [[Category:Television shows]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=187064 2015-06-12T22:06:37Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|On the other topic, changing the gender on my alter (Chris Chan) Sonichu Form HAS a good reason: the REAL Me is of Female Soul and Identity; my self-character MATCHES AND HAS TO MATCH, and like those removable clip-on wings, the transformation changes along as well.<br /> <br /> There is NO Reason or Justification WHATSOEVER in Sonic the Hedgehog's Arm Colour!|Chris explaining why [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s gender change makes more sense than the blue arms.}} <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&diff=187059 2015-06-12T20:36:49Z

<p>Adventure: /* 6 May 2012 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.<br /> <br /> == Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==<br /> === [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===<br /> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in--[[Chris and his ego|because I got so much reputation--and at stake--at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naïve|trollin' stupid]], ''you're'' [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> === [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===<br /> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.<br /> <br /> ===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===<br /> Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === c. [[May 2011]] ===<br /> [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === 13 May 2011===<br /> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===<br /> Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===<br /> Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]<br /> <br /> === 15 July 2011===<br /> Hello, you have [[Chris and English|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *No recording.<br /> <br /> === [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===<br /> Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === 9 December 2011 ===<br /> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&amp;list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===<br /> Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===<br /> <br /> [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNkYvLe7Bk Or here!]<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===<br /> Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===<br /> Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===<br /> Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===<br /> Your call is being forwarded to an &quot;I don't give a damn&quot; service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWZN8USLgA&amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[June 2012| 12 June 2012]] ===<br /> Hello. [[Autism|I do not understand people]]. Leave me alone, or leave me a message with your name--telephone number, leave message..I'll get back to you..if I know you in person..or...somethin'. Whatever. Um.. have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ktad1ii64kdutpn Download here!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCoGu7KWeA&amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === Between Mid-[[2012]] and Mid-[[2014]] ===<br /> [''singing''] Believe it or not, this is Christian Chandler's phone. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be busy, or I'd pick up the phone. What the hell now? Believe it or not, I'm really [[stress]]ed.<br /> <br /> *[http://youtu.be/wvcgYjxUKz4 Listen here!]<br /> <br /> ===[[January 2015]]===<br /> [''in an overly-feminine tone''] Hello, you have reached this cellphone. Leave your name and address and telephone number and I '''''may''''' get back to yooouu. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr0yWbjtQc&amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br /> <br /> ===[[June 2015]]===<br /> ''(in a voice not unlike a 50-year-old woman)'' Hello! You have reached Christine's CELLphone. Please leave your name, message, and telephone ''(voice cracks)'' number, and I may get back to you soon. Have a good day!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&diff=187058 2015-06-12T20:36:12Z

<p>Adventure: /* 3 May 2012 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.<br /> <br /> == Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==<br /> === [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===<br /> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in--[[Chris and his ego|because I got so much reputation--and at stake--at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naïve|trollin' stupid]], ''you're'' [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> === [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===<br /> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.<br /> <br /> ===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===<br /> Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === c. [[May 2011]] ===<br /> [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === 13 May 2011===<br /> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===<br /> Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===<br /> Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]<br /> <br /> === 15 July 2011===<br /> Hello, you have [[Chris and English|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *No recording.<br /> <br /> === [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===<br /> Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === 9 December 2011 ===<br /> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&amp;list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===<br /> Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===<br /> <br /> [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNkYvLe7Bk Or here!]<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===<br /> Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===<br /> Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===<br /> Your call is being forwarded to an &quot;I don't give a damn&quot; service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWZN8USLgA&amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[June 2012| 12 June 2012]] ===<br /> Hello. [[Autism|I do not understand people]]. Leave me alone, or leave me a message with your name--telephone number, leave message..I'll get back to you..if I know you in person..or...somethin'. Whatever. Um.. have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ktad1ii64kdutpn Download here!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCoGu7KWeA&amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === Between Mid-[[2012]] and Mid-[[2014]] ===<br /> [''singing''] Believe it or not, this is Christian Chandler's phone. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be busy, or I'd pick up the phone. What the hell now? Believe it or not, I'm really [[stress]]ed.<br /> <br /> *[http://youtu.be/wvcgYjxUKz4 Listen here!]<br /> <br /> ===[[January 2015]]===<br /> [''in an overly-feminine tone''] Hello, you have reached this cellphone. Leave your name and address and telephone number and I '''''may''''' get back to yooouu. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr0yWbjtQc&amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br /> <br /> ===[[June 2015]]===<br /> ''(in a voice not unlike a 50-year-old woman)'' Hello! You have reached Christine's CELLphone. Please leave your name, message, and telephone ''(voice cracks)'' number, and I may get back to you soon. Have a good day!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&diff=187057 2015-06-12T20:35:49Z

<p>Adventure: We don't need to know that Chris is the one talking.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.<br /> <br /> == Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==<br /> === [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===<br /> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in--[[Chris and his ego|because I got so much reputation--and at stake--at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naïve|trollin' stupid]], ''you're'' [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> === [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===<br /> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.<br /> <br /> ===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===<br /> Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === c. [[May 2011]] ===<br /> [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === 13 May 2011===<br /> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===<br /> Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===<br /> Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]<br /> <br /> === 15 July 2011===<br /> Hello, you have [[Chris and English|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *No recording.<br /> <br /> === [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===<br /> Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === 9 December 2011 ===<br /> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&amp;list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===<br /> Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===<br /> <br /> [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNkYvLe7Bk Or here!]<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> *No recording <br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===<br /> Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===<br /> Your call is being forwarded to an &quot;I don't give a damn&quot; service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWZN8USLgA&amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[June 2012| 12 June 2012]] ===<br /> Hello. [[Autism|I do not understand people]]. Leave me alone, or leave me a message with your name--telephone number, leave message..I'll get back to you..if I know you in person..or...somethin'. Whatever. Um.. have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ktad1ii64kdutpn Download here!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCoGu7KWeA&amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === Between Mid-[[2012]] and Mid-[[2014]] ===<br /> [''singing''] Believe it or not, this is Christian Chandler's phone. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be busy, or I'd pick up the phone. What the hell now? Believe it or not, I'm really [[stress]]ed.<br /> <br /> *[http://youtu.be/wvcgYjxUKz4 Listen here!]<br /> <br /> ===[[January 2015]]===<br /> [''in an overly-feminine tone''] Hello, you have reached this cellphone. Leave your name and address and telephone number and I '''''may''''' get back to yooouu. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr0yWbjtQc&amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br /> <br /> ===[[June 2015]]===<br /> ''(in a voice not unlike a 50-year-old woman)'' Hello! You have reached Christine's CELLphone. Please leave your name, message, and telephone ''(voice cracks)'' number, and I may get back to you soon. Have a good day!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mario_Kart_8_Videos&diff=187056 2015-06-12T20:29:53Z

<p>Adventure: It started talking way too much about the game than Chris.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|1=''Mario Kart 8''|2=The description for all of these [[videos]] on [[Youtube]] that [[Chris]] refuses to change.|size=300%}}<br /> [[Image:Mario Kart.jpg|thumb|300px|The game's box art.]]<br /> [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart|'''''Mario Kart''''']] is a [[video game]] franchise created by [[Nintendo]] back in [[1990s#1992|1992]]. The whole series takes characters from [[Wikipedia:Super Mario|'''''Super Mario''''']] and puts them in a kart racer. In [[May 2014]], [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 8|'''''Mario Kart 8''''']] was released worldwide on Wii U, and soon thereafter Chris started uploading some videos of his gameplay. Chris bought the game the same year, despite the fact that he and his [[mom]] are suffering through [[Chris and money|financial hardship]]. It is worth noting Chris has at least the second DLC pack for the game, so we can assume he has the first as well. <br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> On 17 [[July 2014]], Chris created a video by using the MKTV editor and uploader. He posted it onto [[Miiverse]] and Youtube which offically confirmed that the Miiverse account was owned by the [[TRUE and HONEST]] creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Chris must have enjoyed making them because he made five more. <br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> ===Tick-Tock Clock===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|8OCcjXPMCJA}}<br /> | stardate = 17 July 2014<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> ===Sherbet Land===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|9vhjRRRuTKA}}<br /> | stardate = 18 July 2014<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Mario Circuit|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> ===Mario Circuit===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|lEK3ltk1taE}}<br /> | stardate = 4 [[August 2014]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> | next = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Mario Circuit Again===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|nObkrWFwQBk}}<br /> | stardate = 2 [[December 2014]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Brushfire Video|Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!]]<br /> | next = [[26 December 2014#Video|Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Dry Dry Desert===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|ZCt4LXwrM8U}}<br /> | stardate = 23 [[April 2015]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[26 December 2014#Video|Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land Again|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Sherbet Land Again===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|_VM42yd8CN0}}<br /> | stardate = 23 [[April 2015]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[YouTube]]<br /> * [[Miiverse]]<br /> * [[Nintendo]]<br /> * [[Video games]]<br /> * [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]<br /> {{Game Videos}}<br /> [[Category:Video Games]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mario_Kart_8_Videos&diff=187055 2015-06-12T20:23:12Z

<p>Adventure: /* See also */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|1=''Mario Kart 8''|2=The description for all of these [[videos]] on [[Youtube]] that [[Chris]] refuses to change.|size=300%}}<br /> [[Image:Mario Kart.jpg|thumb|300px|The game's box art.]]<br /> [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart|'''''Mario Kart''''']] is a [[video game]] franchise created by [[Nintendo]] back in [[1990s#1992|1992]]. The whole series takes characters from [[Wikipedia:Super Mario|'''''Super Mario''''']] and puts them in a kart racer. In [[May 2014]], [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 8|'''''Mario Kart 8''''']] was released worldwide on Wii U, and soon thereafter Chris started downloading some videos of his gameplay. The game, just like the others, allows players to race CPU's or with friends in local/online multiplayer using your selected character. It also adds anti-gravity, which has never been in any of the past games. Chris bought the game the same year, despite the fact that he and his [[mom]] are suffering through [[Chris and money|financial hardship]]. It is worth noting Chris has at least the second DLC pack for the game, so we can assume he has the first as well. <br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> On 17 [[July 2014]], Chris created a video by using the MKTV editor and uploader. He posted it onto [[Miiverse]] and Youtube which offically confirmed that the Miiverse account was owned by the [[TRUE and HONEST]] creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Chris must have enjoyed making them because he made five more. <br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> ===Tick-Tock Clock===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|8OCcjXPMCJA}}<br /> | stardate = 17 July 2014<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> ===Sherbet Land===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|9vhjRRRuTKA}}<br /> | stardate = 18 July 2014<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Mario Circuit|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> ===Mario Circuit===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|lEK3ltk1taE}}<br /> | stardate = 4 [[August 2014]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> | next = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Mario Circuit Again===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|nObkrWFwQBk}}<br /> | stardate = 2 [[December 2014]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Brushfire Video|Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!]]<br /> | next = [[26 December 2014#Video|Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Dry Dry Desert===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|ZCt4LXwrM8U}}<br /> | stardate = 23 [[April 2015]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[26 December 2014#Video|Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land Again|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Sherbet Land Again===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|_VM42yd8CN0}}<br /> | stardate = 23 [[April 2015]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[YouTube]]<br /> * [[Miiverse]]<br /> * [[Nintendo]]<br /> * [[Video games]]<br /> * [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]<br /> {{Game Videos}}<br /> [[Category:Video Games]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=26_December_2014&diff=187050 2015-06-12T18:38:09Z

<p>Adventure: /* Fan Videos */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|[[It's UGH!|Ugh!!!]] I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!|[[Chris]]'s justification for his actions.}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> [[File:Bluearmsis zpsac2c59f2.jpg|thumb|A [[wikipedia:Orange Is the New Black|hit new]] show [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|rocking]] the [[Netflix]] [[Ruckersville, VA|nation]]!]]<br /> <br /> '''26 December 2014''' was a truly infamous day in Chris's life, and his most action-packed since he [[Graduation|graduated high school]]. Essentially [[28 October 2011]] all over again, Chris is [[Chris and the Law|in trouble with the law]] once more for [[Michael Snyder|assaulting staff]] at [[The GAMe PLACe|a video game store]], this time with pepper spray&lt;ref&gt;[https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalDetail.do?formAction=newSearch?ts=1424389574456&amp;clientSearchCounter=3&amp;localFipsCode=003 Virginia general court records]&lt;/ref&gt;. He is presently being charged by the Albemarle General District Court of Virginia with &quot;illegal use of tear gas&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-312]&lt;/ref&gt;--a Class 6 felony for which Virginia sentencing guidelines recommend 1-5 years in prison and a fine of up to $2,500&lt;ref&gt;[http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM]&lt;/ref&gt; if convicted. The situation for Chris is worsened by the fact that, unlike his vehicular assault on Michael Snyder in 2011, this time the actual assault was caught on camera and posted to [[YouTube]], where it went viral and will surely be available as proof to the state prosecutors.<br /> <br /> ==Synopsis==<br /> ===In GameStop===<br /> [[File:Madman.jpg|thumb|The now infamous photo of Chris, seconds before the assault.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's trouble with the law was first brought to the attention of the internet when a Tumblr user named monozettai uploaded a video of Chris spraying a [[GameStop]] [[Manajerks|employee]] with what was later confirmed to be pepper spray, on 26 December&lt;ref name=smokinggun&gt;https://archive.today/ZDHkd&lt;/ref&gt;. In the short clip (which can be viewed below) Chris, clad in full [[tomgirl]] regalia, throws away any [[Trolls#Today|pity points]] he may have earned by macing the man, who was not threatening him or preventing him from leaving in any way.<br /> <br /> Chris, who was already banned from GameStop, went to the outlet at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] with the intention of [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalizing their ''Sonic Boom'' merchandise]] (staff claimed he'd done this before, which is probably why he was banned in the first place) although Chris himself claimed it was because he'd seen some ''Skylanders'' shit he wanted and therefore [[Chris and reality|unilaterally decided that his ban didn't apply because he was there to buy something]]. Whatever the truth, he entered the store wearing a pair of purple [[My Little Pony]]-[[Chris and brand loyalty|branded]] [[Chris and fashion|sunglasses intended for little girls]] (something that even bronies wouldn't wear) as a &quot;[[Honor roll|disguise]]&quot;. Needless to say, he was immediately recognized by staff, who tried to get him to leave. Chris moaned to them about [[Autism|&quot;letting bygones be bygones&quot;, so he could vandalize the store's property in peace]]. It's unclear whether Chris managed to do any damage to the ''Sonic Boom'' games before leaving, although it's unlikely, given that he wasn't charged with vandalism or anything similar. Either way, he eventually strode out, as seen in the video, commanding the staff &quot;[[Chris and negotiation|Don't call anybody!]]&quot; as if he deserved to be [[Barbara Chandler|shielded from the consequences of his actions]]. It was as he left that he brandished a pink can of mace, and sprayed the Assistant Manager (or &quot;[[CWCism|Ass Manager]]&quot;, as Chris would later call him) James Herring, who was later confirmed to be unharmed. Despite the commotion, the store did not close, although Mr Herring left soon after Chris.<br /> <br /> The clip of Chris became a minor viral hit, earning over 195,911 views as of 5 January 2015. It is one of the most-viewed videos in the CWChronology, next to [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]], [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]], the [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], and [[Madman Rising]]. Chris did nothing to get the video taken down, likely being aware of the [[wikipedia:Streisand effect|Streisand effect]].<br /> <br /> ===monozettai's Account===<br /> After the video was discovered by Christorians at large on 27 December&lt;ref name=forum/&gt;, many [[weens]] flooded monozettai's inbox with questions on his recollection of the event. This is what he had to say about the incident:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I was in Gamestop looking at the 3ds rack when I heard a racket from my left. I looked up and saw Chris surrounded by 3-4 employees in a corner (I recognized Chris’ voice before their appearance). A woman was telling Chris that they had been banned from the store and needed to leave, to which Chris responded with something like “Oh come ON, can’t we let bygones be bygones?” The employees ignored him and continued to tell him to leave and threatened to call security. Eventually they dispersed to do so, which is about when I began filming (I had been wondering whether or not I should, but I’d say only about 20 or so seconds had gone by between when I noticed and when I started filming).<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;After the video I heard the employees complaining about the use of pepper spray. I didn’t notice it when I initially filmed nor was I ever in the vicinity of the spray, so I can’t confirm anything, but as you can see Chris sprayed something at an employee in the video. I don’t remember seeing that employee around after that so I assume he left. Anyway, a woman buying a game at the counter asked the employee she had been interacting with what had just happened and the employee replied that Chris was “some guy that came in from time to time to mess with the Sonic Boom games because he was upset that Sonic’s arms had changed color, ” or something to that effect. Sadly I did not check to see what happened to the Sonic Boom and only stayed for another 5 minutes or so before leaving, but nothing else of interest happened other than employees running back and forth from the counter to the back room, anxiously talking about contacting security and making sure “he” was gone.&lt;ref name=eyewitness&gt;https://archive.today/GsnsF&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===After GameStop===<br /> Most of the sketchy information on what happened in the next hour or so comes exclusively from leaked, low-quality audio from a police scanner, and most details are uncertain. With his duty at GameStop done, and the police on their way, Chris returned to his car and left the mall. At some point after arriving at the mall and checking [[Kaka Makeup Basics|JCPenney]] and Sears, police determined that Chris had left the building around half an hour ago. The police also managed to contact Barbara, who had been eating at the mall with Chris, which also implies he left his elderly mother behind, without a car to get home. Barb had little information to offer, except the make and color of Chris's car. Clearly, the police didn't catch Chris at the mall, so it is unknown when and where he was caught, but it was most likely the same day, and probably at [[Rental House|home]], or at least on the way home. For more details, observers were forced to await Chris's inevitable account on Facebook when he was released on bond, although little else was gleaned from his incoherent rambling (which can be read below), except him meeting the expectation that [[Sub-episodes|he'd twist the tale to make himself look like a noble activist]] so he could get sympathy out of his [[white knights]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Dec2014cwcjailphonecall.jpg|thumb|Expert recreation of Chris's first night in the pokey.]]<br /> <br /> On 28 December, a member of [[Kiwi Farms]] [[Jail calls|contacted Albemarle Regional Jail]] and confirmed that Chris was being held there, and was awaiting video court the next morning. Assuming Chris was caught on the day he committed his crimes, he had been in jail for 2 days by this point.<br /> <br /> ===Aftermath===<br /> [[File:Cwc_arrest_record.png|thumb|left|Chris's court records]]<br /> <br /> A followup call from a [[4chan]] troll&lt;ref name=forum&gt;https://archive.today/KbrlM&lt;/ref&gt; revealed that Herring will be pressing charges, in a development remarkably similar to the events of 28 October 2011. Chris is presently being charged by the Albemarle General District Court of Virginia with &quot;illegal use of tear gas&quot;, a Class 6 felony for which Virginia sentencing guidelines recommend 1-5 years in prison and a fine of up to $2,500 if convicted, along with all the other corresponding losses he'd experience as a registered felon.<br /> <br /> Interestingly enough, Chris is being charged with the 6th Degree version under the Virginia tear gas law, which the code states is for cases in which the tear gassing was done &quot;unlawfully, but not maliciously&quot;. This lesser charge was clearly intended for cases of neglect, negligence or stupidity which resulted in somebody innocent getting tear gassed accidentally; for the cops to book him on the lesser charge suggests that they believe at least some version of Chris's story about &quot;spritzing a miniscule amount downward, NOT into his face&quot; as he fearfully made his escape, or at least that they recognize that Chris [[Chris and psychology|isn't all there]]. Unfortunately for Chris, the video taken of the incident clearly shows him intentionally spraying Herring (who was not obstructing him or offering him resistance) in the upper chest area as he angrily exited the store. This suggests that once the prosecutor gets a look at the video, the charge might be upgraded to the Class 3 felony version of the charge, which carries a much stiffer penalty of 5-20 years and up to a $100,000 fine. A lot will depend upon whether or not it can be proved Herring was &quot;injured&quot; by the pepper spray, which is an element of both felony charges; if not, Chris will likely be allowed to plea down to misdemeanor-level assault and battery and be given a suspended sentence with probation, counseling, anger management and community service in lieu of jail time.<br /> <br /> Whatever he's charged with, Chris is unlikely to receive a lenient sentence this time for a number of reasons. First, he's a repeat offender, which won't look good to the judge. Second, he and his mother are already in [[Chris and money|deep shit financially]], having squandered their inheritance from [[Bob]] on hiring [[Rob Bell]] after the incident in 2011, so Chris getting a good representative is out of the question. Chris also cannot bank on his victim asking the court to downgrade the crime from a felony to a misdemeanor, as Mike did after the 28 October 2011 incident. Given the less-than-rousing success of previous attempts by the judicial system to alter Chris' behavior, anything short of rigorously enforced probation and a monitored psychological day program is likely going to result in failure. Worrying, even short term jail stints don't appear to bother Chris all that much anymore, certainly not enough to give him perspective as to why trespassing, vandalism and macing employees in a mall are unacceptable behaviors that society will put him in jail to prevent him from doing.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's mugshot. Note that killer pout, and lazy eye.]]<br /> <br /> With estimates for Chris's sentence ranging from minor community service to 5 years in prison, everything's up in the air at the moment. There have also been suggestions he may lose his [[tugboat]], perhaps [[14 Branchland Court|his home]], or maybe even become a ward of the state. Considering his very unsound mental state, it is very possible that he will be forced to receive therapy (rather than an evaluation simply to see whether he was a threat to society, like in 2011), something many are [[Chris and psychology|hoping for]].<br /> <br /> Consensus among his observers is that the time has come to stop giving Chris leniency. So far, every time he has had to face the consequences of his own actions, he has been let off quite easily. Examples include his parents rushing to his defense (even awakening in the middle of the night to blast trolls on the phone) whenever his actions land him into trouble with anyone, Mike magnanimously deciding to drop felony charges for Chris after 28 October 2011, not to mention he avoided any serious community service, and Kiwi Farms users, of all people, putting together a care package for him after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the house fire]]. Moreover, for the duration of [[2014]], Chris's white knights have consistently coddled him, humored his foolish mercantile ventures and fed his already-gigantic ego, and not a single white knight spoke harshly to him, even while condemning his actions, when he got home ''from jail''. This would all be well and good if Chris could recognize that he should be grateful for his narrow escapes, and take measures to avoid landing in situations like this in the first place. However, since Chris is incapable of introspection, it has instead simply gotten to the point that he [[Chris and negotiation|just expects to be bailed out, or otherwise rescued from the consequences of his own actions]]. <br /> <br /> On 29 December, it was confirmed that Chris had posted the $2500 bail and left jail. Barb was probably the donor, once again abluting Chris of consequences.<br /> <br /> On 3 [[January 2015]], an e-mail leaked onto Kiwi Farms revealed that Chris had behaved in a bellicose manner at [[Wal-Mart]] and threatened to use his mace. This was soon afterwards confirmed to be true by Chris himself, and indicated that he wielded the pepper spray because it made him feel like a &quot;[[Chris and his ego|badass]]&quot;. This statement worried many onlookers, as it suggests Chris perceives himself as invincible as long he can threaten to mace his antagonists. Chris's notion of his own infallibility and invulnerability has previously been generally confined to the comics, but owing to the ever-growing chasm separating him from reality it may have seeped into his conscious psyche.<br /> <br /> Chris's hatred for ''Sonic Boom'' is also escalating horribly even after this, as well. On 30 [[January 2015]], it was revealed that Chris is sending threats of glitter bombing (or, what he thinks is glitter bombing) to Sega of America headquarters.<br /> <br /> All things considered, it's doubtful that Chris will learn anything whatsoever from his impending punishment, however harsh it may be. It will more likely simply resuscitate his old grudge against [[Jerkop|police officers]] and retail workers, which in turn will distort his perspective on the real world even further.<br /> <br /> ===Subsequent court hearings===<br /> [[File:Cwcap.png|thumb|Chris entering court on April 2.]]<br /> After his video hearing on 29 December (which only consisted of the judge setting bail/bond conditions and a date for the next hearing), Chris was released on a bond and promptly took to Facebook to decry this injustice and counter troll speculation, the result of which can be seen below. The following month he revealed in a Facebook post that, in yet another development mirroring 28 October 2011, the judge placed a restraining order on Chris as part of his bail conditions, forbidding him from setting foot in any local GameStop or contacting any of the company's employees.<br /> <br /> His next hearing took place on 5 February. It was decidedly brief as the Chandlers appeared to have hired/been assigned an unsuitable representative, and another hearing in April was scheduled. According to two Virginian Christorians in attendance, little of note happened except Chris and Barb forgetting the date of the next hearing, then pissing off the court by coming back to ask (thus holding up their next case). Additionally, footage was taken of Chris and Barb leaving court--marking the first appearance Barb has made in Christorical media for almost two years.<br /> <br /> The subsequent hearing took place on 2 April; Chris attended alone, and reportedly seemed more nervous than in the previous hearing. It began 20 minutes early and was over within minutes; in fact Chris left before Christorians made it through security, so no one knows what actually happened inside. What is known is that Chris was granted another continuance and the next hearing was scheduled for 7 May. If the legal proceedings of Chris's previous misadventure are any indication, the actual trial may not take place until August or September 2015.<br /> <br /> True to this prediction, the hearing on 7 May resulted in another continuance, until 11 June, although the hearing reportedly lasted longer than the one on 2 April.&lt;ref&gt;https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalDetail.do?formAction=newSearch?ts=1431012950495&amp;clientSearchCounter=3&amp;localFipsCode=003&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was also seen at [[McDonalds]] before attending, again.<br /> <br /> == Chris's side of the story ==<br /> {{quote|[[List of Chris's lies|I WAS the Victim]]|Chris, meeting everyone's expectations}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Ween13.png|thumb|right|250px|[[Chris and Reality|Oh, really?]]]]<br /> As with the 28 October 2011 incident, Chris just couldn't help but give his own self-serving account of his misadventures. Not surprisingly, Chris refuses to admit any fault in the incident--aside from claiming ignorance to the effects of pepper spray, a claim he immediately disproves by admitting that he sprayed ''himself'' with the stuff several days before the incident--and tries to blame the store employees for &quot;intimidating&quot; him, and Sega for changing Sonic's arm color in the first place. Unlike his previous run-in with the law, where he was at least smart enough to only mention the exact details in a personal e-mail to a [[trolls|close friend]], Chris posted this to his [[Facebook]] page for all to see, meaning he's in hot water if the prosecution sees his (publicly accessible) profile. Even his white knights, if not harsh, seem condemnatory of his actions. It seems that this time around, everyone is against him.<br /> <br /> In this illuminating tract, Chris rambles on and on, continually shooting himself in the foot by providing extremely damning information. He proves the above point that he expects to go unpunished for everything by saying he had expected GameStop to ''ignore the fact that he had attacked one of their employees''. Apparently he thinks they should be grateful he didn't stop to mace everyone in sight. He tries to portray himself as the victim, implying that a group of professional game designers who are probably unaware of his existence were directly responsible for ''his'' actions.<br /> <br /> Moreover, the revelation that he was aware of the effects of his weapon of choice, added to the circumstances, seem to show that him pepper-spraying Herring wasn't Chris misinterpreting the act of pepper-spraying as a sassy, feminine display of contempt. Also consider that the man he targeted was by the door, rather than further inside, and was not advancing towards or threatening Chris in any way. This indicates that this was a deliberate, cowardly act of malice on Chris's part, as he deliberately sprayed Herring on the way out, when his escape was already assured.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=Attention Everyone!!!<br /> <br /> To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!!<br /> <br /> If ‪#‎SEGA‬ had Never changed them, or reversed the change between February and November of this year in the new Sonic Boom video games AND Cartoon Series on Cartoon Network, as well as the Toys and whatever else, I would Never Have Had to Protest and Rebel the way I have, including the creation of my group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]<br /> <br /> Within my groups, I have lead by example to push forward to the path of Waking SEGA Up and Forcing Them to Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately. And to confess, I HAVE DONE MY PART FOR REAL! I had personally gone into three of the four local GameStops (EXCLUDING the Fashion Square one) THREE TIMES to Personally Protest in my Silent Way. First Attack: I printed, as seen on the Facebook Group, the Fronts of the Sonic Boom Game Inserts, affixed double-sided tape onto the backs, and affixed them onto the fronts of their respective display game boxes on the shelves. Second Attack, about a week later: I checked the success of my first attack: damaged a few original inserts pretty well to full removal. And of what were still there, I made attempts to transfer the inserts from the original cases into Behind the inserts of different games. I've had to briefly explain my reasons and the Protest, and told them that they should NOT BE SELLING THE BLUE_ARM_BANDIT GAMES IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND THAT THEY SHOULD SEND ALL OF THEIR REMAINING STOCK OF SONIC BOOM GAMES AND STUFF BACK TO SEGA, TO MAKE THEM CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! They did nothing. And one last week later, the Third and Final Attack, and the ONE and ONLY time that the Fashion Square Location had been involved as well. I made up and printed faux price tag decals, with the short note to discourage purchase of the Blue Arm Bandit games, and promote the Protesting Boycott. And with the Five Wii U software cases that each melted a bit from the MY House Fire Last January, as well as Five Smoke Damaged 3DS Game Cases (no melting), I had printed a full front, side and back insert with the boycott encouragements, and the notes on the back to make the stores send their remaining stock Back To SEGA!<br /> <br /> I Have ran into individuals giving me Bad Grief for my Protest and Actions, OUTSIDE from the Fashion Square Location, but I HAVE done my duty in full to the best of my abilities at the individual moments and circumstances.<br /> <br /> I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys ''R'' Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and crestfall. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!<br /> <br /> Anyhow, AFTER the Final Attack for the Protest, near a week later, on December 8, I had typed, signed, addressed and US Mailed apology letters, with the promise to have been done with my In Person Protest Deeds with No Further Action therein, to ALL but the Fashion Square GameStop, and I had sent one to Toys R Us as well. I had thought the FS GS would overlook the ONE attack of Protest on them, but obviously, I was mistaken.<br /> <br /> Which brings us up to now.<br /> <br /> Last Friday, the 26th, my mother and I were at the mall, getting pizza and spaghetti for lunch. She had informed me of a good Mini Refrigerator deal at Sears, so after eating, I made my way to check it out. NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT SEARS, and I went NOWHERE NEAR JCPENNY that day. There was a good 3.1 Cubic Foot Fridge for $129.99 that caught my eye, but that is to be purchased later.<br /> <br /> On the way to Sears, I peeked into the GameStop, and I spotted a New Skylander Figure: Blastermind. I was set to buy it, and I was going to consider checking out their Wii U Preowned Software selection in their 3 for 2 deal. Innocent; I was NOT Looking for Trouble. But then this MALE Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, &quot;YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW.&quot; But still determined to continue my shopping, I veered into the Wii U direction, when his female accomplice startled me and boomed in as well. Still feeling frightened and [[Sensory Overload|mentally overloaded]], I made a grab for my pepper spray to use In Defense. I offered a few Peaceful solutions, but she ended up sending him to go get security. So, I shouted, &quot;Fine! I'm Leaving&quot;, and I dropped the figure. And on my way out, I told the MALE to Not Get Anyone, and we both stopped near simultaneous. I still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.<br /> <br /> I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called &quot;Manager&quot; and &quot;Ass Manager&quot; of that particular store.<br /> <br /> I had No Idea of the contents of the Pepper Spray, OR that it was Illegal for use in certain situations in the state of Virginia at all.<br /> <br /> And, I HAD tried the stuff on myself days before in the upstairs bathroom. A Two Second Spray onto my left wrist, some of it got onto the bath tub wall as well. Like sampling a perfume or deodorant. It Took Me Out damn well. I had to open the windows, turn on the bathroom fan AND aim the box fan into the bathroom to air the place out, and I wiped the wall off as well, and OF COURSE I washed my hands. It took fifteen to thirty minutes to make it bearable in there again.<br /> <br /> In the end, Yes, I went along peacefully when the &quot;Police&quot; arrived to collect me, and I had to spend a miserable weekend in Jail. And I just got out on a bond and bail; yada, yada, yada.<br /> <br /> In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The &quot;Assistant Manager&quot; Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!<br /> <br /> And we can SUE SEGA for Changing Sonic's Arm Colour and Ultimately, this MALE getting Pepper Sprayed! Think About It Seriously!<br /> <br /> And my Protest Actions are NOT acts of &quot;Vandalism&quot;, regardless of your individual perceptions. It was NOT Vandalism, but Good Protest when in around 2004, At Fashion Square, I tried their NEW Soda machines with a credit-debit card slot, and then I learned of the FIVE DOLLAR SURCHARGE that brought my bank account into the Freaking Red! I subtly Posted Sticky Note Signs onto each machine shortly after, &quot;This Machine Charges You Five Dollars per Card Use&quot;. A few days later, the Original Machines returned! Nobody gave ME Any Freaking Grief or Complaints at all about that!<br /> <br /> AND if you REALLY want to see the Whole Mess Happen, go find the Security Tape of the time of Point A, my finding Blastermind to Point B of my departure from the store.<br /> <br /> Now, if you will excuse me, I have a LOT of much required Packing to Take Care Of.<br /> <br /> Good Day. &lt;ref name=Chris&gt;https://archive.today/HQknP&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> == Chris's side of the story 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ==<br /> <br /> On 11 January, Chris posted the following to his Facebook account, in which he once again paints himself as the victim and wishes that people could like him, even barring all of his other actions from the past. He also says that ''nobody should be banned from a store unless they are carrying a gun''.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Just Listen; Do Not Comment or Respond; I am being Very Serious.<br /> I Really Wish People would Positively Like Me. I can not make people like me, and if they dislike me, for their own individual reasons beyond my own comprehension. <br /> <br /> I can not change their minds. But, to my utmost dismay and sadness, should I be threatened, or be made to feel threatened, I Will defend myself to force some respect from them.<br /> All I would ever want is a good day and some peace of my own mind; I do not intend, nor have ever intended, unprovoked, to offend anyone. <br /> And if my good day is turned bad, because of me feeling threatened by anyone, and then I feel those individuals immediately deserve to have a bad day themselves (and continue living on from there), <br /> then it is Their Fault for pushing me into the defensive position in the first place.<br /> It really does make me feel sad and most disappointed of the other people when they give me such grief to the point that I have to be put into a position to force some respect out of them. <br /> <br /> And I have been growing more paranoid of Other People since November of 2007 with the damn bad people over the internet, <br /> as well as those I have had the displeasure to have encountered in person who have shown me nothing but a difficult time and even more grief.<br /> <br /> Also, I sincerely believe nothing would ever be gained from killing anyone, including myself; all that does is forces one or the other into their next realm or life; <br /> Nobody really Learns or really Benefits anything from the [[Death|deaths]] of any person. That is why I would never own, or want to own, a real gun.<br /> &quot;Look out, she's going for her mace!&quot;<br /> &quot;What? Would you rather I have a gun with bullets in it?&quot;<br /> <br /> And that is another thing everyone Should be Aware of: I AM A FEMALE SOUL, and I Prefer to be referred to by the Female Pronouns. Any address of &quot;Sir&quot;, or &quot;Man&quot; upon me, will only be met by a cold shoulder or stare in their general direction.<br /> <br /> And NOBODY should ever be BANNED from a high-volume store like Wal-Mart or Target for anything less offensive than a gun withdrawl or robbery. We All Have Bad Days, and unless we actually Hit a Person or living individual or similar actions, in how we individually react to how we are feeling at the ONE Moment, aside from the other Individual Moments, To Ban an individual is just plain wrong.<br /> <br /> And acts of protests with JUST Meanings, do not deserve any damn grief either.<br /> <br /> Just Let Me Live On In Peace, Let Me enjoy my Good Day and Pleasant Shoppings and Outings, and DO NOT BOTHER ME AT ALL. I have No Intention Whatsoever to harm Any Individual Person or Myself. So, Please, Do Not Give Me Reason to be Forced to Defend Myself to garner any respect. All that does is give us all a Bad Day from a Good One.<br /> <br /> Good Day. }}<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:GameStopCville.jpg|The store in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], site of the incident.<br /> File:ChrisGameStopShort.png|The listing of his court hearing.<br /> File:ChrisGameStopFull.png|The full details.<br /> File:Chris%27AssaultAccount.png|Chris's violently insane version of the incident.<br /> File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|Chris's distinctly [[Tomgirl Saga|unfeminine]] mugshot.<br /> File:PROTESTING_SANIC_BUM.jpg|The defacement Chris intended to wreak.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==[[Fan Art]]==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Goofytime PTSD Employ2.jpg|Retail employees will now have Chris haunting their nightmares.<br /> File:Tomgrrllyfe.jpg|Chris after life on the inside.<br /> File:Chris-chan as the Pepper Spray Cop.jpg|Don't call anybody!<br /> File:Chris's strut.png|Fighting the law requires fashion!<br /> File:Chris_in_court.jpeg| Meanwhile at Chris's trial...<br /> File:Phantom_Stress.jpg| &quot;What a mess I've made, when it all went wrong...&quot;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===[[Miiverse]] Art===<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Ween9.png<br /> File:Ween11.png<br /> File:Ween12.png<br /> File:Ween14.png<br /> File:FileWeen15.png<br /> File:Ween17.png<br /> File:Ween20.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{tardrage}}<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|yJkjjpFM97w}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[December 2014]]<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br /> | shirt = Manchester Sweatshirt<br /> | previous = [[Brushfire Video]]<br /> | next = [[Mario_Kart_8_Videos#Dry_Dry_Desert|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert]]<br /> }} <br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> [''A beep, most likely from the checkout machine, is heard as Chris walks near the camera. He blows a raspberry, presumably at monozettai, for a nanosecond as he passes the camera'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Don't call anybody!<br /> <br /> [''Chris struts confidently towards the store entrance. Unintelligible background noise from other customers can be heard, a family at the counter look shocked and confused by the bizarre creature passing them.'']<br /> <br /> '''Clerk''': [''to customer at register''] 22.10 [''laughs'']<br /> <br /> [''Chris sprays James Herring, the store's assistant manager, with pepper spray, causing him to quickly back away. A woman, likely the store's manager from Chris's description, walks into view.'']<br /> <br /> '''Manager''': That guy wants to buy 2... [''trails off, realizing what just happened.'']<br /> <br /> '''James''': Whoa! Hey! [''mouths &quot;what the fuck&quot;'']<br /> <br /> == Police Scanner Video == <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Police scanner<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|pk-Oa8BinxE}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[December 2014]]<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}; {{Other|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> {{Transcription}}<br /> {{Incomplete}}<br /> [''The entire audio is messy, grainy and hard to hear. If there are any inaccuracies in the audio, please feel free to help.'']<br /> <br /> '''0:00'''<br /> <br /> '''Old cop:''' APC RP 5-7, APC--[''mumbling'']<br /> <br /> '''Rookie:''' I'll cover it.<br /> <br /> '''Cool cop:''' Stay there.<br /> <br /> '''Old cop:''' He's at Fashion Square Mall. I'll get him. He's not in Shoppers World. I'm probably gonna pull up in the community and park the car. ''(CUTS OUT)'' and then...I'll go...check the car. He is described as a ''([[Stress sigh|sighs]])'' white male, 5-foot 9, with long brown hair. He was wearing two sets of glasses and [[Plush Breasts|fake breasts]]. ''(Someone in the background says &quot;what the hell?&quot;)'' The name is supposed to be &quot;Christopher Chandler&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''1:00'''<br /> <br /> '''Rural cop:''' I'll go and do it. I'm on location.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Okay. <br /> <br /> '''?:''' Doin' okay.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Thank you, Ethan.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' No problem.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Uhh... I'll be looking for seven, I'll probably be in that ''???'' mall for a little bit. Three-nine can just run it.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Fine, Arthur. Three-nine, you got... Yeah. He can just route a call from our phone. Okay.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Uh, have you sent out that thing from here, ''?????'' Thirty-nine can just draw it.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Uh, ''????'' and ''?????''<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Roger.<br /> <br /> '''2:00'''<br /> <br /> ''(SILENCE)''<br /> <br /> '''2:26'''<br /> <br /> '''Mike:''' ''?????''<br /> <br /> '''Woman:''' Thank you, Mike.<br /> <br /> '''2:32'''<br /> <br /> ''(SILENCE)''<br /> <br /> '''3:23'''<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Seven-six APC.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Copy, seven-six.<br /> <br /> '''Rural cop:''' Someone here at the mall with Christopher Chandler. A long time here. Trespass. Banned from the mall.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' ''????'' uh, you got ''??????''<br /> <br /> '''4:00'''<br /> <br /> '''Old cop:''' APC RP five-seven.<br /> <br /> '''Rookie:''' Copy.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Uh, ''?????''<br /> <br /> '''Rookie:''' That's correct.<br /> <br /> '''Old cop:''' APC RP five-seven. ''(PAUSE) ?????'' seven-six<br /> <br /> '''4:45'''<br /> <br /> ''(SILENCE)''<br /> <br /> '''5:14'''<br /> <br /> '''Ethan:''' ''???'' before seven APC<br /> <br /> '''?:''' ''?????''<br /> <br /> '''Ethan:''' Could I have the report number please?<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Ethan, your number's 10725. Ten seven two five. ''(PAUSE) careful??????''<br /> <br /> '''Ethan:''' ''????'' three units.<br /> <br /> '''?:''' Sir, can you get me the report number ''????????''<br /> <br /> '''?:''' ''?????'', you have, uh, 10726. Ten seven two six.<br /> <br /> '''6:09'''<br /> <br /> ''(SILENCE)''<br /> <br /> '''7:00'''<br /> <br /> '''?:''' APC ''?????''<br /> <br /> '''Woman:''' ''?????''<br /> <br /> '''Old cop:''' ''?????'' car ''???????????????'' in the area ''????'' might have come from a house ''?????'' I'll check the ''book????''<br /> <br /> ==Fan Videos==<br /> {|align=&quot;center&quot;<br /> |{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Dramatic Reading of Chris' Facebook Post<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|1mNy4oamILA}}<br /> | maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7EpM9PXIn3bTIlJYiP1xWg BrendanielReads]<br /> | stardate = 29 [[December 2014]]}}<br /> |{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Fought the Law<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|M2cKgb9xU2o}}<br /> | stardate = 30 [[December 2014]]<br /> | maker = FavoretFox<br /> | subject = 26 December 2014<br /> | type = [[Parody]] of The Crickets' &quot;I Fought the Law&quot;}}<br /> |-<br /> |{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Tyrone Declares Chris Chan's Innocence<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|0A2p_OgkZw0}}<br /> | stardate = 17 [[January 2015]]<br /> | maker = Based Tyrone<br /> | subject = 26 December 2014}}<br /> |{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = The Don't Call Anyone Experience<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|R-Ws9ESBA0U}}<br /> | stardate = 2 [[April 2015]]<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | maker = C Chan<br /> | subject = 26 December 2014}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> * [[Chris and the Law]]<br /> * [[GameStop]]<br /> * [[Jail calls]]<br /> * [[Sonic Boom Protests]]<br /> * [[28 October 2011]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]<br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> [[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=July_2015&diff=187035 2015-06-12T04:48:49Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>'''July''' will be the 7th month of '''[[2015]]'''. <br /> <br /> ==Events of July==<br /> * 23 July - Chris' next court date.<br /> * 31 July - [[Magi-Chan]] travels through time to this date to get the [[Sonichu 10|&quot;homo cure.&quot;]]<br /> {{Timeline}}</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Fangs&diff=187032 2015-06-12T01:04:41Z

<p>Adventure: /* Appearances */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:SHOW MAH FANGS!.jpg|center]]<br /> He has them and isn't [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|afraid to show them]].<br /> <br /> ==The Horror==<br /> Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity|other effects]] as well).&lt;ref&gt;[[Biological clock]]&lt;/ref&gt; The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.<br /> <br /> ==Powers==<br /> Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He once said that &quot;They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like fangs of a vampire, dpg [sic] or something to me.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu Girls#Your understanding me fukky (January 1, 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt; He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in 2009, in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.<br /> <br /> Ironically, Chris's [[wikipedia:Canine tooth|canine teeth]] are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). The canine teeth do gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing--something Chris does a lot. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do.<br /> <br /> Perhaps realizing this, Chris stopped baring his fangs after 2009, and has since upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]], [[28 October 2011|Son-]][[Son-Chu|Chu]], and [[26 December 2014|mace]].<br /> <br /> ==Wisdom teeth==<br /> Chris has had an operation to remove his wisdom teeth. He keeps them in a jar on top of the [[Megan Shrine]] and also made a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card with them on it. He also thought [[Julie]] would be impressed by this fact, letting her know that &quot;I still have them preserved in a jar with a dash of alcohol.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]]&lt;/ref&gt; Being the [[Autism|bizarre]] [[Chris and his Ego|narcissist]] that he is, Chris feels the need to immortalize any significant event in his life in some way, be it through short story, comic adaptation, or even custom trading cards. The fact that he finds his removed teeth important enough to think that they would be worth adding to a card game says a lot about him.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> * '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''': In this video, Chris stated that wasn't afraid to show [[Gregg Mays]] his &quot;fangs.&quot; He then leaned toward the camera for a close-up of his upper teeth--in particular, his [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|2 front teeth]].<br /> * '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''': Chris did not clearly show his &quot;fangs&quot; in this video, but rather mentioned how he was prepared to show his &quot;faaannngggsss [[Chris and Anger|only when he has to]].&quot; He started to lean forward into the camera while presumably baring his teeth (one cannot clearly see them as the video quality is so poor), but he then swung back to his original posture instead of going for a full close-up.<br /> * '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''': Here, Chris threatened [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[Clyde Cash]] by punching a doll, baring his teeth, and damaging his camera.<br /> * '''[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]:''' On 23 April 2009, Chris again threatened Clyde by acting like an idiot, deliberately giving his audience a close-up of his teeth and [[Recycling|whitish]] tongue.<br /> * '''[[12 October 2009]]:''' Chris again acted like an insane retard, showing both his teeth and his plumber's crack.<br /> * '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]:''' On 6 December 2009, Chris threatened [[Vivian G]] by ripping apart a paper sign left in his yard, and then bit his clown's head off with his infected gums. He exposed his yellowed and rotting teeth to the audience, undoubtedly to show off his sugar-encrusted enamel.<br /> <br /> ==In the comics==<br /> [[File:SonichuFangs.jpg|right]]<br /> In [[Sonichu 10]], the devil [[Beel]] manages to steal [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s [[medallion]], causing him to revert back to ordinary Chris. At this nadir, Chris discovers that his powers actually reside in his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]], and he saves the day. To further bolster his self-esteem, Chris takes this moment to show his fangs, noting, &quot;I have fangs for my eye-teeth.&quot; This turns out to have no bearing on the plot.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0731-Megan Shrine1.JPG|CWC's wisdom teeth seen here guarded by two [[My Little Pony]]s on the top shelf.<br /> Image:151-WisdomTeeth.jpg|So...are the discarded cards wisdom teeth, or...something?<br /> Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now ''that's'' [[honest content]]!<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Chris and anger]]<br /> * [[Chris and health]]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Physical characteristics]]<br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Update_8_January_2009&diff=187031 2015-06-12T00:59:52Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>&quot;'''CWC Update 8 January 2009'''&quot; (officially &quot;'''CWC Update 010808'''&quot; — yes, Chris seemingly failed to note the new year) is a video in which [[Christian]] issues a statement announcing the hacking of [[sonichu.net]] by [[Gregg Mays]], demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of [[Jay Z]] but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his [[fangs]].<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Tardrage}}{{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Update 8 January 2009<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|iJMm0eiO9_Q}}<br /> | stardate = 8 [[January 2009]]<br /> | subject = {{Website|Sonichu.net}}<br /> | style = {{Rage|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{DarkRedShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]<br /> | next = [[I_am_STRAIGHT#Part_1|I am STRAIGHT]] }}<br /> {{quote|Sonichu.net, in my case, is under slow recovery from Gregg Mays' attack on it; some files may be misplaced among my zip discs and HDD, but I'll have it all fully recovered as soon as I am capable.<br /> <br /> But, BUG THE HECK out of him to at least confess to me that he's a troll, and to restore the missing files on Sonichu.net.<br /> <br /> This video will not be deleted after the Sonichu.net has been fully restored.}}<br /> {{quote|I'm not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS!}}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> <br /> [[Captain's Log]], [[January 2009|January 8th, 2009]]. [''inhales deeply'']<br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen of the [[Sonichu]] fan base: unfortunately, due to, uh… a troll having, uh, found access to the, uh… database behind [[sonichu.net]], it is [[Chris and English|temporary]] shut down, and, uh, I cannot change the password at the moment. But, uh, apparently, the, uh, guy said that, uh, he ''can'' re—he ''can'' fix it, so… I pretty much forced him to do it, so… y’know....<br /> <br /> ''[[Clyde Cash|Gregg Mayyys]]!'' ''Gregg Mays!'' At gmail.com! With three Gs. In the “Gregg”.<br /> <br /> [''groans''] If you do ''not'' re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even ''started''… [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|I will come down ''at'' you]]… with my boys from [[Nintendo]] and my big—and my lawyer man from the… big—and my lawyer man from Nintendo, [[Jay Z]]… [''assumes B-boy stance''] he gonna come down with ''his'' boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d—they gonna track you ''down''. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that—bring my website back up to the way it was!<br /> <br /> Jay Z, if you were the—one of the trolls that wanted a response… ''you're gettin' it'', so just listen to me, ya ''jerk!'' ''Re-upload it!'' Or we're gonna rain ''heckle'' on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [''moves in for a canine close-up''] ''SHOW MY [[fangs|FANGS]]''!<br /> <br /> [''returns to seat and sighs''] But I digress...<br /> <br /> Peace and love to all the rest of the Son—all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] fans. Thank you for your patience.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC AC: City Folk Update]]|nextlink=[[I am STRAIGHT]]|}}<br /> <br /> {{Captain's Log}}<br /> <br /> {{Clyde Saga}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-01-08]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, January 2009| 2009-01-08]]<br /> [[Category:Miyamoto Saga videos| 2009-01-08]]<br /> [[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-01-08]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_Amiibo&diff=187018 2015-06-11T19:30:40Z

<p>Adventure: /* Received Amiibo */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Amiibo5.jpg|right|thumb|200px|[[Chris]], proudly holding his new creations.]]<br /> [[Wikipedia:Amiibo|'''Amiibo''']] are figurines which, when brought in physical contact with a [[Nintendo]] Wii U Gamepad or 3DS system, will add features or functions to a game. On 6 [[April 2015]], Chris unveiled his own custom [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] Amiibo for sale on [[eBay]]. He offered 10 for sale for $41 each. They [[White knight|sold out]] within 2 hours.<br /> <br /> ==eBay Description==<br /> The information and photos uploaded to his eBay page revealed that to create his custom Amiibo, he had bought a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] Amiibo, broke the limbs, repositioned them, glued them back on, and repainted them.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Sonichu is posed doing a Thunderpunching Sky Uppercut attack (his Up + B Special, if Sonichu was a playable character in Super Smash Bros.). It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked &quot;Fragile&quot;. My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;The program chip in each base is a Sonic the Hedgehog Amiibo chip. All of these figures are still Unregistered and [[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] New; if you would like for me to level the figures up to the maximum level in Super Smash Bros. (3DS or WiiU), and include the random in-game items and money with them, please inform me under the &quot;Special Instructions&quot; section when checking out. Or send me a message after purchase. Otherwise, if left uninformed, I will be sending the figure to you Unregistered and Fresh there. I highly recommend going with the Yellow-Shoe alt-colour in-game choice when setting up your figure, to best represent Sonichu in the game(s). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, [[Mario Kart 8]], Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Also, the Metal Sticker has been removed from the base portion of the package, so the figure can be read while inside its package. <br /> <br /> Everyone involved, including ALL Bidders, are bound by eBay's Terms and Regulations as stated therein, link below at bottom of this web page.<br /> <br /> Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates): ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, [[Cwcville]] and such material is [[Chris and copyright|Copyrighted]] March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of &quot;Sonichu&quot;, and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, Pok'emon and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively, as well as everything Super Smash Bros, respectively. The piece that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Sonicu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork.}}<br /> <br /> Chris also noted, &quot;The figures were mint in package, but then physically remolded, repositioned and strengthened, then put into new packaging, as shown in the photos.&quot;<br /> <br /> The photos:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Amiibo1.JPG<br /> File:Amiibo2.JPG<br /> File:Amiibo3.JPG<br /> File:Amiibo4.JPG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> Please note that these Amiibo figures cost $30 more than the official ones.<br /> <br /> ==Production costs==<br /> It's worth noting that to produce each Sonichu Amiibo, Chris had to buy a Sonic Amiibo to repaint. In addition, rather than simply sculpting Sonichu's tail himself, he opted to cut the tails off of existing Pikachu Amiibos to glue them on (what he'll do with the army of tail-less Pikachus remains to be seen). The end result is that each Sonichu Amiibo uses both a Sonic and a Pikachu, doubling the cost of materials to $26 a pop. Between the base Amiibos, [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|acrylic paint]], eBay fees, shipping costs, and time and labor invested, it's not unreasonable to assume that Chris is making a miniscule profit, if not outright losing money with each Sonichu sold. This seems consistent with his [[Chris and money|general financial history]].<br /> <br /> ==Facebook announcement==<br /> [[File:Amiibo6.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's new cover photo.]]<br /> On the same day, Chris posted an announcement on Facebook with a link to his eBay page. He uploaded a new photograph of himself which implied that [[Rosechu]] Amiibo were on the way. He also put up a new, relevant Facebook cover photo. <br /> {{quotebox|Here's something different and good; a Sonichu Figure! And an Amiibo Figure at that! Personally created and Certified and packaged.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Unfortunately, due to the lowered listing allowance on my eBay, I am unable to list medallions this month. Please Leave Positive Feedback upon receipt after your individual purchases. Ten Figures are immediately available. Thank you, and have a good day.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;I forgot to mention, the Metal Sticker has been removed, so the figure can be read while still in its package. And Sonichu is posed doing a Thunderpunching Sky Uppercut attack (his Up + B Special, if Sonichu was a playable character in Super Smash Bros.).}}<br /> [[File:SonichuAmiibo.jpg|thumb]]<br /> The following day he clarified:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|My choice of which character goes into the base of my characters are relevant to their individual perspectives and whatnot. some of which are Rare ‪#‎Amiibo‬ characters at the moment as well. ‪#‎Sonichu‬'s choice is Sonic, out of respect. Pikachu is not as strong as ‪#‎Sonic‬ anyway. Tune in next week to hear ‪#‎Rosechu‬'s choice.}}<br /> <br /> Simultaneously, Chris tied his new Amiibo with a desire to make Sonichu a downloadable character for the game Super Smash Brothers, including a drawing of Sonichu holding his own Amiibo.<br /> <br /> ==Received Amiibo==<br /> While Chris has not yet received negative feedback on eBay for these items (in part because of the threat that crossing the Great Director Chandler can result in [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|public doxxing]]), the quality of those received has been less than spectacular. On one of them, the tail and right ear had come off in transit, despite Chris's order to the U.S. Mail, &quot;THIS SIDE UP.&quot; The &quot;Certificate of Authenticity&quot; read:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|This Certificate verifies the authenticity of the accompanying Sonichu/Rosechu Amiibo Figure from Christian/Christine Weston Chandler. The Signature on this document attests that she alone, full of heart, soul and efforts in reposing the figure, painting and gluing and all other specific detailings on the figure, and external of the base.}} <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:RecdAmiibo8.jpg<br /> File:RecdAmiibo1.jpg<br /> File:RecdAmiibo3.jpg<br /> File:RecdAmiibo6.jpg<br /> File:RecdAmiibo10.jpg<br /> File:RecdAmiibo4.jpg<br /> File:RecdAmiibo5.jpg<br /> File:RecdAmiibo2.jpg<br /> File:RecdAmiibo7.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Another Amiibo arrived essentially broken in half:<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:RecdAmiibo9.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> The recipient stated, &quot;the head is off, the tail is off, and one of the ears came off where he had just wrapped the modeling clay around sonic's existing ear. no glue or anything.&quot; He also noted that Chris had attempted to reseal the package with double-sided tape, which had collected dust and grime.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-4-6-sonichu-amiibo-for-sale.8808/page-17#post-650310]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> A contributor on Chris's old stomping grounds, [[Keep Sonic Original]], posted two images of his received Amiibo:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:3rdAmiibo.jpg<br /> File:3rdAmiibo2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> While he said it was &quot;worth every single cent,&quot; he noted that both the ears and the tail were broken off.&lt;ref&gt;[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1563772267236048&amp;set=gm.1567543786831201&amp;type=1&amp;theater]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Review===<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Sonichu Amiibo Review<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|vRQFAPEvIKA}}<br /> | stardate = 17 [[April 2015]]<br /> | maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvytGl8wpGddafLQh9DPGA VN Reader]<br /> | subject =<br /> | type =<br /> | info = }}<br /> <br /> ==Other Amiibo==<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> [[File:Amiibo.jpg|thumb|Chris's other Amiibos]]<br /> Over time Chris has made more amiibos based on his comic characters.<br /> <br /> ==Fan Videos==<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Sonichu Smash 4 Trailer<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|gXsTKUXrK98}}<br /> | stardate = 22 [[March 2015]]<br /> | maker = SmackaDerp<br /> | subject =<br /> | type =<br /> | info = }}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]<br /> [[Category:EBay]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Amiibo.jpg&diff=187017 2015-06-11T19:22:29Z

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Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_Boom_Protests&diff=187016 2015-06-11T19:15:44Z

<p>Adventure: /* Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> {{Needs Updating}}<br /> <br /> ''For the song, click [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|here]].''<br /> [[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Remember kids: always effect change through vandalism. [[26 December 2014|What could possibly go wrong?]]]]<br /> [[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|Chris's protest inserts.]]<br /> <br /> Towards late [[2014]], while everyone else was posting on [[Facebook]] about [[Chris and his Ego|less]] [[Homos|important]] [[Women's rights|political]] [[Chris and race|concerns]], [[Chris]] decided that the most important cause of the time was protesting [[Sega]]'s decision to '''make [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms blue''' (as opposed to the usual tan color) in their latest ''non-canon'' game in the series. He is so passionate about this supposed defamation of his favorite video game character that he has gone so far as to write incoherent, rambling letters to Sega, throw tantrums about it on Facebook, [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees, glitterbomb Sega's American HQ, and even physically assault retail staff. His angry, incoherent letters to Sega clearly show that Chris's [[Chris and reality|prolonged estrangement from reality]] is at its peak, and that concepts such as civility, moderation and channeling [[Chris and anger|anger]] in any way that doesn't involve ranting like a child throwing a tantrum are by now completely alien concepts to Chris, or at least go out the window whenever he's annoyed. Unfortunately, unlike previous bouts of anger where Chris would film himself or take to social media to rage at his target, in this instance, he decided to take a hands-on approach to it by vandalizing copies of ''Sonic Boom'' wherever he sees them. And then, when GameStop employees rightfully tried to get him out of the store one day, he proceeded to walk out but not before [[26 December 2014|brandishing his can of mace and spraying it at one poor employee's shirt]].<br /> <br /> It once was unclear whether or not he will boycott ''Sonic Boom'' or just buy the games and watch the show like the [[Chris and brand loyalty|consumerist lemming]] he is. Given his irrational hatred and acts of vandalism towards otherwise available games, the former is more likely. On 13 [[January 2015]], it was [[Kiwi Farms|revealed]] that he did indeed buy both versions of the game and [[List of Chris's lies|claimed]] that they were sent to him by [[Catherine]], making him even more of a humongous hypocrite than [[wikipedia:Mr. Whipple|Mr. Whipple]].<br /> <br /> Why Chris has such a bizarre distaste for such a minor, insignificant detail in the first place is still up for speculation. It could simply be some [[Manchester High School|overly-attached nostalgia]] to the 'original' Sonic the Hedgehog, or possibly some inner-venting for his own [[Sonichu (comic)|failed franchise]] that he is determined to get into ''Super Smash Bros. for [[Wii] U and [[Nintendo]] 3DS''. Whatever the reason, it certainly isn't [[health]]y for Chris, given his current [[Chris and psychology|state]]. In other words, this makes the reactions to Godzilla getting &quot;fatter&quot; in Godzilla (2014), or the lightsabers in ''[[Star Wars]] Episode VII: The Force Awakens'', seem simple and quaint in comparison.<br /> <br /> ==Protests==<br /> ===Blarms Backstory===<br /> Chris's hatred for Sonic's blue arms started in February 2014, when the first advertisements for the ''Sonic Boom'' TV show appeared on [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]]. In December he offered the following chronology:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|3 December 2014<br /> <br /> I have just received a question from one of my girl friends: &quot;So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?&quot;<br /> <br /> To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the temporary house. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.<br /> <br /> I was too busy and [[Stress|stressed]] from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement<br /> <br /> I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that &quot;Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!&quot; And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!<br /> <br /> So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!<br /> <br /> I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!<br /> <br /> Thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_A3e2bl334&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}<br /> [[File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris must ''really'' hate this drawing now.]]<br /> For all the agitation and violence, Chris has never clearly explained exactly ''why'' this particular alteration to this particular cartoon character makes him so furious. The closest he came to explaining his confrontational stance was in a June Facebook post:<br /> <br /> {{quote|I only just heard and seen the ugly change a few weeks ago, and I had too many other [[Stress|stresses]] going on to act earlier.<br /> <br /> Why do I feel this way?<br /> <br /> The same reason why many people feel [[Chris and race|Michael Jackson should]][[Chris and reality| not have had to ]][[Chris and race|change his color]]. Would you want to change your skin detail, just for a &quot;change of image&quot; or an &quot;insecurity of self-concept&quot;?<br /> <br /> I would not even [[Chris and death|commit suicide ever]], because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually [[Chris and health|pass natural]].<br /> <br /> So let's get Sonic's arm color changed back!}}<br /> <br /> He returned to the Michael Jackson analogy in November, arguing that &quot;this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as Michael Jackson's whiteface thing!&quot; He was careful to add, &quot;Nothing personal against the Pop Star singer....And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either.&quot;<br /> <br /> While it is difficult to decipher Chris’s garbled sentences, it is clear that his fury is linked to his belief that Sonic, like all cartoon characters, [[Chris and reality|is real and lives in a parallel universe]]. Like many autistic people, Chris is very resistant to change, especially when it is forced upon him. Chris would not change (“commit suicide”) even in the face of tremendous hardship. Sonic, however, like the King of Pop, was forced to change for trivial reasons such as appealing to a broader audience. Sonic has been Chris’s lifelong hero with whom he identifies strongly, so he has taken this injustice very personally. Unfortunately, he falsely assumes that countless millions feel the same way.<br /> <br /> At other times, however, Chris has latched onto the idea that the blue arms cause him &quot;sensory overload.&quot; [[Sensory Overload|Sensory overload]] is a broad term simply meaning that the body reacts to overstimulation of a sense, but in autistics it generally refers to an abstract, specific sensory stimulus (such as blue arms) which the autistic person is simply unable to stand. However, if sensory overload were a real issue, all he would need to do is avoid Sonic Boom. Chris has never before complained about sensory overload, and damningly has gone so far as to ''draw blue-armed hedgehogs himself'' such as [[Chris and art|some depictions]] of [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. The truth is that Chris either believes that Sega is abusing his best friend, or he is using his [[autism]] as an attempt to sway the intentions of a multi-billion dollar worth company.<br /> <br /> ===Oh Noes, It's Got a Second Season!===<br /> After discovering that the TV series was renewed for a second season, Chris posted on Facebook to complain about it again.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|5 December 2014<br /> <br /> A Second Season of the ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ show with those, [[Stress sigh|UGH!!!]], Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!<br /> <br /> Boycott ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬ With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE ‪#‎SEGA‬ TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sonic-boom-cartoon-is-very-successful-second-season-confirmed<br /> <br /> [[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|220px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===Spreading the Good Word===<br /> {{quotebox|5 December 2014<br /> <br /> Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:<br /> <br /> SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!<br /> <br /> Join My Group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!<br /> <br /> https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}<br /> <br /> ===Greatest Mistake Ever===<br /> {{quotebox|7 December 2014<br /> <br /> Follow My Lead to Force SEGA to Wise Up and Fix Their Greatest Mistake Ever!!!}}<br /> <br /> Chris later on posted a link to this post to his Facebook group:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.<br /> <br /> I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!<br /> <br /> Suggest for them to do the following:<br /> -Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.<br /> -On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.<br /> -Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.<br /> -IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.<br /> -INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.<br /> -REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.<br /> -AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!<br /> <br /> Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:<br /> <br /> &quot;The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his Autism, he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal Fanbase will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there.&quot;<br /> <br /> Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.<br /> <br /> Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> '''[REDACTED]'''<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SEGA‬<br /> ‪#‎SonicTheHedgehog‬<br /> ‪#‎SonicBoom‬<br /> ‪#‎Nintendo‬<br /> ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬<br /> ‪#‎GameStop‬<br /> ‪#‎ToysRUs‬<br /> ‪#‎WalMart‬<br /> ‪#‎Target‬<br /> ‪#‎BestBuy‬<br /> ‪#‎WiiU‬<br /> ‪#‎Wii‬<br /> ‪#‎3DS‬<br /> ‪#‎DS‬<br /> ‪#‎DSi‬<br /> ‪#‎AmyRose‬<br /> ‪#‎Tails‬<br /> ‪#‎Knuckles‬<br /> ‪#‎Robotnik‬<br /> ‪#‎Eggman‬}}<br /> <br /> ===Pickle Joke===<br /> [[File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|thumb|right|The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s reaction.]]<br /> In Chris's new &quot;FIX SONIC'S ARMS BACK&quot; Facebook group, Chris posted about the pickle joke in the show, surprisingly being &quot;neutral&quot;<br /> about it. Naturally, however, he eventually suspects it to be a [[Chris and his Ego|personal insult from SEGA]].<br /> {{quotebox|10 December 2014<br /> <br /> I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.<br /> <br /> I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}<br /> <br /> ===For Christ's and God's Sake===<br /> Chris shared another of SEGA's Facebook posts, this time about introducing the main character, and Chris as usual complained about his blue arms.<br /> {{quotebox|12 December 2014<br /> <br /> For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's]] Sake, PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! <br /> <br /> [[File:SonicIntroduction.png|220px]]}}<br /> <br /> ===E-mail to SEGA===<br /> On 11 [[December 2014]], CWCki user [[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] jokingly sent an e-mail to Sega Customer Service under Chris's email, suggesting that they send him free copies of ''Sonic Boom'' for the [[HEXbox]]. Chris discovered this the next day, and proceeded to rage.&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:''' <br /> Hello,<br /> <br /> Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday. <br /> <br /> To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below: <br /> <br /> http://help.sega.com/requests/137668<br /> <br /> You may also reply via email.}}<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> '''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:''' <br /> Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME. <br /> <br /> But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos. <br /> <br /> PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!! <br /> <br /> I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it. <br /> <br /> FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!<br /> <br /> SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!<br /> <br /> DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!! <br /> <br /> WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well. <br /> <br /> <br /> AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!! <br /> <br /> AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW! <br /> <br /> AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!! <br /> <br /> DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}<br /> <br /> ===The Forces of [[CWCville]] Besiege GameStop===<br /> {{Main|26 December 2014}}<br /> <br /> On 26 December, Chris broke several laws by entering a [[GameStop]] from which he had been banned, vandalizing a Sonic Boom display, and ''macing an employee'' who was calling security as Chris left the store. All of this was recorded by a presumably bewildered bystander, and was uploaded to Tumblr the next day. Within two days of his attack, Chris was incarcerated in Albemarle Regional Jail, then released on a $2,500 bail, with a hearing scheduled for early [[2015]].<br /> <br /> ===Sonic Boom for Christmas===<br /> Phone chat log:<br /> {{quotebox|26 December 2014<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: It's the uhh-the uhh- Sonic Boom game. [hand game to Chris]<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Ok, I'll take it as a gift, thank you.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: No problem man. I hope you enjoy it.<br /> <br /> CHRIS: I'm hoping that they come out with an update where they change his arm color back.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Why-Why would they change his arm color?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, didn't you notice on the cover they did, it's. . . . . . .well, you look on his left arm. . . . .it's blue there.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Ohh. So he has blue arms?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah. I really hate that change.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Ohh. What for?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Ehh. Just. . . . .too much. Just too drastic. It's like Michael Jackson changing his skin color.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Have, have you asked them, sent them any feedback, asked them to change it. . .<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah, yeah I did, when I first saw the TV trailer, the TV show trailer right before E3. They just pretty much swept me under the rug and blocked me from their facebook.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Why would they do that?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, they did. And also, I've been repetitive, like, &quot;Sonic's arms are not freakin' blue&quot;. And. . . .yeah, I have threatened them like, you know, if you don't change his arms back. . . . .<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: What did you say? What did you threaten them with?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Life threats. Like you know, I took a- I had bought a plush of the new sonic with the blue arms, and I covered his new arms with flesh colored Crayola Model Magic, and I like took a couple of photographs of me holdin' it, and I'm like pulling his arms off, and I said, you better do it, or I will, parentheses, not, tear his arms off.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: So you made life threats against Sega then?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, ehh, not in the direct sense.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: You mean that you threatened to kill them?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: No.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: No? Well, I mean, you said life threats, so. . . . . . . .it sounds like you're really passionate about it.<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yes I am.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Well, I mean, Sonic, his arms were uhh, flesh colored before that, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: So, I mean, can't you just ignore the blue armed Sonic?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: I can- I can- it's just too much. Every time I look at the blue arms, even in anything related to the games which they show on cartoon network, I see the blue arms, I go into sensory overload and get really, really, more pissed off.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Yeah. Chris, when these cyberbullies first started attacking you, and stuff like that, you got pissed off then, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah.<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: . . . and it ended up being a bad thing when you reacted, right?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Yeah, but except, I'm not reacting to a troll attack, I'm reacting to something which has been done. Like a, like a, presidential decision that has gone really wrong. Like, let's say Obama's. . . . .life-care thing?<br /> <br /> [MALE VOICE]: Obamacare. The health-care thing. So you're anti-Obamacare then?<br /> <br /> CHRIS: Well, uhh, I'm not one hundred percent, I have heard about uhh, hmmmm, uhh, I don't remember exactly-but-or how to phrase it, but I have the gist of it.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris, Catie n Sonic===<br /> [[January 2015]]<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/]<br /> <br /> ===Green Irises Are Better Than Blarms===<br /> {{quotebox|6 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-attacking-people-is-segas-fault-green-irises-are-better-than-blue-arms.6928/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Sega Forced Chris to Attack===<br /> {{quotebox|8 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-8-chris-hates-sega-for-forcing-him-to-attack-somebody.6979/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Boycott the Yarms===<br /> {{quotebox|10 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-10-15-sonichus-arms-are-not-yellow.7009/]<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Seed Event===<br /> {{quotebox|10 January 2015<br /> Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Rages On===<br /> {{quotebox|12 January 2015<br /> <br /> Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Gives Up and Continues On at the Same Time===<br /> {{quotebox|13 January 2015<br /> <br /> This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.<br /> I have registered the 3DS card through my [[Club Nintendo]] account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.<br /> <br /> SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}<br /> <br /> Here, Chris is referencing this[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-01-13-nintendo-employee-reveals-details-of-chriss-nintendo-transactions.7042/] Cwcki Forums article; apparently he lurks the forums frequently.<br /> <br /> ===Something Important===<br /> {{quotebox|15 January 2015<br /> I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them &quot;As Read&quot;. They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.<br /> <br /> Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Kengle the Troll===<br /> {{quotebox|19 January 2015<br /> [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-19-kengle-trolls-chris-with-blue-arms-purchase.7218/]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby===<br /> [[File:GlitterbombNotice.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's hatred for something so minor becomes greatly unhealthy.]]<br /> On 30 January 2015, a document was leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris has taken one step above macing employees and is ''threatening to glitterbomb'' Sega's American headquarters. Initially thought to be work done by weens, forum member Marvin eventually stood up and confirmed this actually as Chris's doing. The letter reads:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|SEGA of America Inc. 350 Rhode Island St, Suite 400 San Francisco, CA 94103<br /> '''For Every Week Sonic the Hedgehog's arms remain blue in the &quot;Sonic Boom&quot; Video Games AND TV Cartoon Show, and that you all at SEGA continue to NOT Public Announce your apology for the change as well as RECALLING Everything of this Sonic Boom to change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately on Television, Newsprint and Internet Posts and Videos, you all will receive a sparkling mess. And to stop this glittery combination from coming in, you WILL Change Sonic the Hedgehogs Arm Colour back immediately in EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, including PULLING the cartoon from Cartoon Network to change the arm colour back in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the show.'''<br /> <br /> '''Thank you.'''}}<br /> <br /> The document reveals that Chris refuses to stop committing acts of battery unless a multimedia company gives in to a 30-year-old manchild's threats. It also shows his complete lack of knowing what glitterbombing actually ''is''. To glitterbomb someone is to dump or throw glitter on your opponent in public (such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uZ4q-7y2M when some guy with a box of Cheez-Its came up to Newt Gingrich and dumped glitter on him]), ''not'' sending envelopes with glitter inside. To send envelopes with glitter inside is simply known as &quot;[http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ shipping enemies glitter]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Weighing In on the Protests===<br /> {{quotebox|2 Febuary 2015<br /> Hey [REDACTED], <br /> I saw that video and absolutely agree 100% that Chris was unjustified in his actions. I would have supported the employee whipping his ass to be honest. I think Chris needs to go to jail, he has never been held accountable for his actions. Destruction of property, assault, etc are serious stuff. He needs counseling and professional services that I think without incarceration he will never receive. <br /> <br /> I'm glad that the Cwiki is no longer what it was in its incarnation, he was using it as an excuse for his behavior, and now can't use it as a fallback on to his issues. <br /> <br /> I really have little defense for Christian for what hes been doing, but I hope he can come out a better person.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Chris's Ego Butts In!===<br /> After hearing about Sega downsizing to focus on PC and Mobile games, Chris [[Chris and reality|thought]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he had a hand in it through his boycott]]: <br /> {{quotebox|2 February 2015<br /> Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Color among this term of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloadable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Color Back at the very least.}}<br /> <br /> ===Sonic Boom: Fire &amp; Ice===<br /> After the sequel to the first ''Sonic Boom'' game was announced, Chris immediately showed his disapproval on Facebook. He even threatened [[Best Buy]] to not sell the game unless they change Sonic's arm color back, and still firmly believes that Sega was the one who got him thrown briefly into prison. He then claimed that he will beat up Sega producers [[Omar Woodley]] and Stephen Froat because of the blue arms.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|9 [[June 2015]]<br /> Hell no!!! Still with the blue arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT Resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Omar woodley threat.jpeg|300px|thumb|right|His post before he edited in Stephen Froat.]]<br /> {{quotebox|[[File:SonicBoomFireAndIce.jpg|thumb|225px|right|The picture he included with this post.]]9 June 2015<br /> Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!<br /> <br /> Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}<br /> <br /> On the same day, Chris proceeded to post this:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|right|This waste of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] resulted in his [[white knights]] refusing to help him.]]<br /> 9 June 2015<br /> I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.<br /> <br /> Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SEGA‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!<br /> <br /> ‪#‎SonicBoom‬<br /> ‪#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{facebook}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]<br /> [[Category:Television shows]]</div>

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<p>Adventure: /* May */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:ChrisatMcDs2.jpg|thumb|Chris spotted [[McDonald's|before]] [[Court Sightings|court]] in 2015 with his [[Son-Chu]].]]<br /> {{Ongoing}}<br /> <br /> '''2015''' is the 7th year of organized trolling since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burning down [[2014|last year]], Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. However, this bit of good news is completely tarnished by what had transpired mere days before the turn of the new year: [[26 December 2014|due to the events]] of [[December 2014]], Chris could potentially be spending most of this year in prison, a threat that loomed over his head [[28 October 2011|once before]]. However, unlike last time, Chris neither has a [[This is how the Trial went|decent attorney]] nor a [[Chris and the Law|(mostly)]] clean slate to fall back on, which makes the outlook of this year fairly grim.<br /> <br /> ==Events of 2015==<br /> *Chris could be serving time in prison [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] and the January [[Wal-Mart]] incident, depending on the outcome of his trial on in [[June 2015|June]].<br /> *Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With much of the year already over and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.<br /> *This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].<br /> *This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.<br /> *In fall 2015, Activision will relaunch the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' series with ''Guitar Hero Live''.<br /> <br /> [[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|Chris in January 2015.]]<br /> <br /> ==January==<br /> {{main|January 2015}}<br /> *Chris moved back into his [[house]] with his [[mom]].<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCtrial.png|thumb|left|Chris in February 2015.]]<br /> <br /> ==February==<br /> {{main|February 2015}}<br /> *Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more [[medallion]]s on [[eBay]] and [[Birthday|turned 33]].<br /> <br /> ==March==<br /> {{main|March 2015}}<br /> *Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisatMcDs.jpg|thumb|Chris at [[McDonald's]] in April 2015.]]<br /> <br /> ==April==<br /> {{main|April 2015}}<br /> *Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and sold them on [[Ebay]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in May 2015]]<br /> <br /> ==May==<br /> {{main|May 2015}}<br /> *Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some [[Facebook]] comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisBowling.jpg|thumb|Chris in June]]<br /> <br /> ==June==<br /> {{main|June 2015}}<br /> *Chris overreacts to [[Sonic Boom]] getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing will take place on 11 June.<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt; <br /> {{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]<br /> <br /> http://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2015</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2015&diff=187012 2015-06-11T19:01:22Z

<p>Adventure: /* June */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:ChrisatMcDs2.jpg|thumb|Chris spotted [[McDonald's|before]] [[Court Sightings|court]] in 2015 with his [[Son-Chu]].]]<br /> {{Ongoing}}<br /> <br /> '''2015''' is the 7th year of organized trolling since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burning down [[2014|last year]], Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. However, this bit of good news is completely tarnished by what had transpired mere days before the turn of the new year: [[26 December 2014|due to the events]] of [[December 2014]], Chris could potentially be spending most of this year in prison, a threat that loomed over his head [[28 October 2011|once before]]. However, unlike last time, Chris neither has a [[This is how the Trial went|decent attorney]] nor a [[Chris and the Law|(mostly)]] clean slate to fall back on, which makes the outlook of this year fairly grim.<br /> <br /> ==Events of 2015==<br /> *Chris could be serving time in prison [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] and the January [[Wal-Mart]] incident, depending on the outcome of his trial on in [[June 2015|June]].<br /> *Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With much of the year already over and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.<br /> *This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].<br /> *This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.<br /> *In fall 2015, Activision will relaunch the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' series with ''Guitar Hero Live''.<br /> <br /> [[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|Chris in January 2015.]]<br /> <br /> ==January==<br /> {{main|January 2015}}<br /> *Chris moved back into his [[house]] with his [[mom]].<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCtrial.png|thumb|left|Chris in February 2015.]]<br /> <br /> ==February==<br /> {{main|February 2015}}<br /> *Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more [[medallion]]s on [[eBay]] and [[Birthday|turned 33]].<br /> <br /> ==March==<br /> {{main|March 2015}}<br /> *Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisatMcDs.jpg|thumb|Chris at [[McDonald's]] in April 2015.]]<br /> <br /> ==April==<br /> {{main|April 2015}}<br /> *Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and sold them on [[Ebay]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in May 2015]]<br /> <br /> ==May==<br /> {{main|May 2015}}<br /> *Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some [[Facebook]] comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisBowling.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in June]]<br /> ==June==<br /> {{main|June 2015}}<br /> *Chris overreacts to [[Sonic Boom]] getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing will take place on 11 June.<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt; <br /> {{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]<br /> <br /> http://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2015</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=187011 2015-06-11T18:59:36Z

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Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:ChrisBowling.jpg&diff=187010 2015-06-11T18:58:11Z

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Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kick_the_Autistic&diff=187009 2015-06-11T18:46:57Z

<p>Adventure: /* Sega Style */</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:Asspielogo.png]][[Image:Asspielogo2.png]][[Image:Asspielogo.png]][[Image:Asspielogo2.png]][[Image:Asspielogo.png]][[Image:Asspielogo2.png]][[Image:Asspielogo.png]][[Image:Asspielogo2.png]][[Image:Asspielogo.png]][[Image:Asspielogo2.png]][[Image:Asspielogo.png]][[Image:Asspielogo2.png]][[Image:Asspielogo.png]][[Image:Asspielogo2.png]][[Image:Asspielogo.png]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> [[Image:KickTheAutisticWii.jpg|thumb|Game of the Year, all years. Available on the Wii...]]<br /> <br /> '''Kick the Autistic''' is a game that consists of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like. He alleges it is America's favorite, owing to the frequency of his antagonists playing it. <br /> <br /> ==Variations==<br /> [[File:Kta.PNG|thumb|...and on the [[Car pranks|blatantly-stupid]] [[HEXBox]]!]]<br /> There are many known variations of the game, and below are the most successful.<br /> <br /> ===Artistic Style===<br /> Enter a competition of artistry where Chris also competes, and [[Honor roll|beat him]]. This is generally easily done by showing any competence at all. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|that no-good]] [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry|get grumpy and shoot at your photograph]], or beat you up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.<br /> <br /> ===Chris Style===<br /> Set yourself up as one of the most visible and recognized representatives of autism within [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] culture. [[Chris and negotiation|Act like an entitled child]] and [[Chris and sex|develop]] horrifying [[recycling|perversions]], which you discuss freely on [[YouTube]]. Give other autistic people as well as those with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] (which he hates) a bad reputation by association. There is a 100% chance this will result in them trolling you.<br /> <br /> ===[[Blanca]] Style===<br /> Pretend to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Take the time to befriend Chris, until he trusts you. Once that happens, get him to send you something of value to him, and record yourself destroying it. <br /> <br /> ===[[Jimmy Hill]] Style===<br /> If you are an artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's own plagiarized comics. Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized, and he will throw a fit and &quot;take legal action against you if not removed by 14 days.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===[[Sweetheart]] Style===<br /> Pretend to befriend Chris, known for being of the completely clueless type and willing to trust anyone who claims to have a [[china]]. Then, when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something amusing. Say you are a woman who is turned on at the thought of him [[recycling]]. Once this happens, put the goods up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and sit back as you watch them get their [[Laughs Under Lucricities]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickleman]] Style===<br /> Go to [[Virginia]] and somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a pickle costume. He will be bewildered by it, and powerless to act.<br /> <br /> ===[[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] Style===<br /> Set [[Sonichu|events]] in motion that will keep Chris from [[Virgin with rage|ever getting laid]]. Physically [[Chris and health|weaken]] him so that he can't even [[iPods Down and Listen Up|rape]] women to lose his virginity, or do anything else for that matter. Extra points for clouding up [[BlueSpike|his]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|judgement]]. As an added &quot;fuck you,&quot; send &lt;s&gt;an impostor&lt;/s&gt; [[Liquid Chris|The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler]] to swipe [[Kacey|his sweetheart.]]<br /> <br /> Keep doing this for the rest of his life, then send him to Hell where he'll be trolled for all eternity...or reincarnated as a pickle...whichever. The current champion of this style is Chris himself.<br /> <br /> ===[[Liquid]] Style===<br /> &lt;s&gt;Pretend that you are the&lt;/s&gt; Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours. Bonus points if you purchase ad space on the [[CWCipedia]].<br /> <br /> Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect.<br /> <br /> ===[[Michael Snyder]] Style===<br /> Give Chris [[List of places that have banned Chris|the banhammer]], thus preventing him from going to [[The GAMe PLACe|an establishment]], for [[Chris and anger|no]] [[Chris and his Ego|good]] [[death threats|reason]] other than [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|sheer hatred for autistic people]]. Patiently wait until he tries to come back to his rightful place, and then [[28 October 2011#Email?|rub your legs on his car's bumper in order to fake injury]]. Sue Chris for damages and bribe [[July 2012 Facebook posts#Court|whoever needs to be bribed]]; once this is done, you'll be rolling in the dough.<br /> <br /> ===[[Chris and religion|God]] Style===<br /> Refuse to bail out the one and only Autistic Hero and center of your universe, Christian Weston Chandler of [[Ruckersville, VA]] whenever he hits parked cars, [[28 October 2011|trespasses on private property]], [[Mal-Wart|vandalizes store displays]], or [[26 December 2014|maces GameStop employees]]. Grant prayers to people with concerns that aren't half as important as winning glorious victory over the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies. Finally, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|refuse to step in when your Autistic Hero accidentally sets fire to his home]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Gal-Pal]] Style===<br /> Reveal that [[Kellie Andes|you]] were [[Gal-Pal#Betrayal|just friends with him out of pity]]. Then, when Chris [[Chris and Anger|throws a tantrum]] about it, turn that pity into laughter by linking to one of [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|his videos]] for all of his former gal-pals to see just how far he's fallen since they've last seen him. Then, when the [[Catherine]] saga is coming to a close, reveal yourself as the fabricating troll mastermind behind both the admitting of befriending Chris out of pity, and the saga itself.<br /> <br /> ===[[Sega]] Style===<br /> Push your biggest fan's buttons by changing the arm color of your main hero from tan to blue in your latest ''Sonic'' game. Watch as Chris gets [[blangry]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|declares war on your franchise]]. Crack open [[Fanta|a cold one]] as this leads to Chris [[26 December 2014|pepper-spraying]] a [[JERK]] for trying to stop him, and winding up in [[Jerkops|jail]]. Proceed with your evil wrongdoings as this leads to Chris [[Sonic Boom Protests#You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby|sending out threats of glitterbombing]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Sonic]] Style===<br /> Make fun of your biggest fan by requiring Sonichu to have blue arms to be in the next Sonic Boom game.<br /> <br /> ===Literally===<br /> Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: The teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] (allegedly), [[Jerkops]] (probably exaggerated) and [[Niggos#Conflicts_at_The_GAMe_PLACe|TJ from GAMe PLACe]] (almost).<br /> <br /> Chris has never experienced any substantial physical pain in his entire life that we know of. No broken bones or bare knuckle fights. His parents never raised a hand against him. There is also no record of him being grounded, or punished in any significant way even after he was [[Bob Walks In|caught masturbating in the kitchen]]. The only citation provided by Chris of physical pain whatsoever is an anecdotal story about the time that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell and skinned his knee, vowing never to roller skate again.<br /> <br /> Because Chris has never been through the &quot;school of hard knocks&quot; ([[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square#Chris_vs._Fashion_Square|even running away if a confrontation seems imminent]],) he seems pretty confident that he [[Mary Lee Walsh|can]] [[Surfshack Tito|tell]] [[Clyde Cash|any]][[Michael Snyder|one]] [[Death threats|any]][[Chris and race|thing]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|he]] [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|wants]] without fear of consequence. On [[28 October 2011]], Chris committed crimes which could have seen him end up in jail, where inmates don't take kindly to [[Chris and anger|temper tantrums.]] Fortunately for him, he evaded this fate, but ''unfortunately'' for him, he might not be as lucky if he's sentenced for a [[26 December 2014|later offense he committed.]]<br /> <br /> ==Uses by Chris==<br /> Recorded examples of this particular [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] include the following:<br /> <br /> *In the e-mail he sent to Sony after losing [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris blamed his failure on &quot;AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!'&quot;<br /> *At the same time, in his first [[PSN Blogs|PSN blog entry]] cursing [[Adam Stackhouse]], he bitched and mixed his metaphors about how &quot;I have been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for my whole life.&quot;<br /> *After finding out that [[PandaHalo|Panda]] was a troll during [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris whined, &quot;And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of 'Kick the Autistic'.&quot;<br /> *Addressing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] users on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#21 January|21 January 2008]], Chris wrote ''&quot;And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of &quot;KICK THE AUTISTIC&quot;, [[Chris and hypocrisy|then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.]]&quot;''<br /> *A variation was used in Chris's second version of [[It's UGH!#Remake|Ok2bgay]], with Chris opening the video with the words &quot;Merry Kickmas&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Jerkop]]<br /> *[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - [[Video games|Video game]] president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major [[Nintendo]] consoles in time for [[Christmas]].<br /> *[[Trolls]]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_humps_his_PS3&diff=186993 2015-06-11T04:52:09Z

<p>Adventure: /* Fan videos */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Vidya reaction to cwc.jpg|thumb|/v/'s reaction]]<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I humped it for eight [[Obesity|sweating]] minutes, and I just gave you the song and dance [...] If I am NOT satisfied with FULL Return of my Accounts AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' [[Stress|TORMENT AND TORTURE]], it will be ON your head and In your [[Dreams|nightmares]].|Chris to [[Jack]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris]] '''humping his beloved [[PS3]]''' was leaked onto [[4-cent garbage]]'s /v/. In it, Chris makes love to his &quot;Life Upgrade&quot; for eight minutes, although he can only stay standing for the first minute. What might at first seem to be just an impressive display of fanboyism is actually a desperate plea for the return of his international [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, seemingly being held to ransom by the irrational expert hacker [[Jack Thaddeus]].<br /> <br /> Chris himself sat in on an [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC chat]] where a coterie of [[trolls]] planned the making of the video, where he believed that he had effectively hidden his identity. Bits of Chris's monologue are simply repetitions of what he heard during the chat.<br /> <br /> In his wisdom, Thaddeus never returned the PSN accounts to this day.<br /> __TOC__<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;right&quot; /&gt;<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Chris humps his PS3<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|lVwiROEIHic}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 24 July 2009<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Sex|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br /> | Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Comedy|text}}<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt<br /> | Other = {{Leaked|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Cwc dare]]<br /> | next = [[CWC &quot;Boyfriend&quot;]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Statistics<br /> | image = [[Image:rankS.jpg]]<br /> | label1 = Damn Count | data1 = 42<br /> | label2 = Fuck Count | data2 = 21<br /> | label3 = Give (X) Count | data3 = 23<br /> | label4 = Jack Thaddeus Count | data4 = 17<br /> | label5 = Number of Humps | data5 = 1173<br /> | label6 = Avg. Humps Per Second | data6 = 2.23<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [''Chris moves the camera, holding his PS3, then begins humping it while standing to his side.''] Oh, damn you Sack Thaddic—[[Jack Thaddeus]], give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I'm. So. Damn. Stu. Pid. I've. Got. A. God. Damn. Mother. Fuckin'. 6. Inch. Cock. With. 4. Inch. Di. Am. Ih. Ter. BAWLS. I hope you—-uh...gimme back. My. Play. Station. Network. accounts. [''He moves to the center.''] Givem back to me, begging you...humping...nearly...on...mother...fuckin'...knees. You are...so...damn...this...is...the...worst...of...black...mail. Give me back my Play...Station...Ne--Network accounts. All...5...of those out-of-country a--ccounts. <br /> <br /> [''He moves to his side again.''] I don't know if I could do this any better. But I'm doing this damn, damn, damn motherfucking hump! [''[[sigh]]s twice, before sitting down and continuing to hump''] Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, mother...fucking heavy...motherfucking heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy...like a woman, with...heavyweight body type and damn...G...cup...breasts. It's a torture. It's a...pain, making me have to do this for 8 damn minutes. [''stands up again''] So, damn. [''sits down again''] Damn, damn, damn, emdamn, damn, damn, UGH damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and [''grabs the [[PSEye]] and moves it lower''] hold up your end of the bargain like you promised and leave me the motherfucking alone. Go bother somebody else you damn...[''panting and sighing'']<br /> <br /> Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks account, you expert hacker! You, you ir—rational expert! Motherfucking...burning-in-hell...hacker! I don't even know how you even got the damn information about those 5 in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, [''whiny''] GIVE ME BACK MY PLAYSTATION NETWORK ACCOUNTS!<br /> <br /> This hurts! OH, this hurts! OH, this mother...fucking...hurts...uh...mother...uh...uh....uh...motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation...Network...'counts. [''moves the camera closer''] Oh, and some...motherfucking...master...of obvious social inquiries with DAMN drug deals, DAMN cocaine, GOT A family somewhere, someway or another...Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my...PlayStation Network accounts, yi motherfucking idiots. This really is a paaaain! It hurts, it hurts, because...the dang, dang 'ing is...so motherfucking heavy. I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! [[The_MovingForward_videos|Kill the Xbox!]] New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360. You look at it makes you turn around--[[IRC_(23_July_2009)| makes you do a 360° and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor_Roll|whatever the half of 360°]] is. [''stops, then continues'']<br /> <br /> Ugh, damn, damn, damn, [''stands up''] damn, damn! Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts I love PlayStation Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 3 fits—360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn, damn, damn, damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All 5 of those...out of...United States of America accounts.<br /> <br /> Give 'em...all back. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em all back. Ugh. [''sits down again''] Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. ''GIVE 'EM. GIVE 'EM. GIVE 'EM. Give 'em back. Jack Thaddeus, motherfuckin' bastard. Think you're so, oh yeah, you so tough.'' You think you man. Some day you're gonna fall. You're gonna fall...and...God help you when you fall. You'll be down to hell, but I guess you don't care 'bout that, you're just a...motherfucking prince of hacking and torturing. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, you Jack Thaddeus. Ugh. Ugh. Oh, Jack Thaddeus. ''Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my motherfucking...PlayStation Network accounts.<br /> <br /> Hey hey, yeah yeah,'' [[CWC &quot;Boyfriend&quot; | I don't like your boyfriend. No way, no way. Girl, I think you need a new one. Hey hey, yeah yeah, girl, woman, I could be your boyfriend]]. 'Cause...I am damn straight. Uh, damn rumors on the Internet from damn trolls make a mockery outta me and everything I do. That's...drawn me down to...quit drawing 'cause I lost motherfucking inspiration. Uh, damn, Jack Thaddeus give me back my PlayStation Network accounts.<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris screws his Playstation<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|6SbiSvMhor0}}<br /> | Stardate = 05 November 2009<br /> | Maker = ujustgotpwned2008<br /> | Subject = Porn remix<br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = WELCOME TO THE INTERNET<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|dvl5qFuWfxs}}<br /> | Stardate = 05 November 2009<br /> | Maker = ujustgotpwned2008<br /> | Subject = Still Alive remix<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[PS3]]<br /> * [[Mass debating]]<br /> * [[HEXBox]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cwc dare]]|nextlink=[[CWC &quot;Boyfriend&quot;]]|}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> {{LeakedVideos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Sony]]<br /> [[Category:PS3]]<br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-24]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&diff=186991 2015-06-11T04:15:01Z

<p>Adventure: /* Summary */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> &quot;'''I Love You, Catherine'''&quot; is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on 4 [[October 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[troll]]ing [[gal-pal]] named [[Catherine]], the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[high school]] sweatshirt. A woman's headband can be seen in his ever-thinning [[hair]]line throughout the entirety of the video, as well. He is also shown to be at his lowest point since [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] and [[CWC is Sad]], speaking with a low monotone and at parts coming close to tearing up.<br /> <br /> It may not be entirely impossible that Chris is showing actual '''remorse''' here, instead of his [[Chris and remorse|usual bullshit]]. That, or this is just him being sad over losing some [[china]].<br /> <br /> Note that the video has [[Chris and cinematography|the usual]] murky green tint as well as skips in the audio, despite Chris's [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]] having much better recording quality than his [[PSEye]].<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.<br /> <br /> And to the Person ([[Troll]]) who has found the &quot;[[Three-Quarter Woman]]&quot; Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}<br /> <br /> ==Summary==<br /> Being the first video (aside from [[Mario Kart 8]] playthroughs) uploaded by Chris in 2014, it seems to have been filmed in the [[Rental House|rental house]] Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] have been staying in, since the events of the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]]. The video primarily consists of Chris apologizing to his [[Catherine|latest partner]], whom he has apparently been in an open relationship with.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = I Love You, Catherine<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}<br /> | stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]<br /> | subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br /> | shirt = Manchester Sweatshirt<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Mario Circuit|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]<br /> | next = [[To Mr. Smith]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> [''&quot;[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]&quot; playing in background'']<br /> <br /> --is Christian Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], [[Virginia]]. I'm recording this vid-video because I have... [[Chris and remorse|apologies to make]]. I...want to apologize to, uh... Shaina, who was...a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh ''[does his [[stress sigh]]]''... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shaina has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it 'cause it's the master copy, as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back. <br /> <br /> Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shaina's, uh...''[deep swallow followed by sigh]'' sh-...yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shaina asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shaina couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, [[Noviophobia|assumed]] Colin was the type that would [[rape|take advantage]] of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insincere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously. <br /> <br /> Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... [[Chris and his ego|and me]]. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shaina, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the [[JERKS|assumptions]] I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. ''[Chris facepalms]'' I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that. <br /> <br /> Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me, sweetheart, you really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own [[Stress|stresses]] lately. ''[Begins to tear up a little]'' Especially in response to everything, and I... ''[Chris facepalms again]'' I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris and religion|soul]], they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. [[ShecameforCWC|Always]]. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. [[White_Knight#Chris.27_life_would_still_be_a_disaster_even_if_the_trolls_never_bothered_him|I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made]]. ''[Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.]'' <br /> <br /> I can't stop [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|loving you]]~ <br /> <br /> Deep within my heart~ <br /> <br /> [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|I don't know all the lyrics]]~ <br /> <br /> So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~ <br /> <br /> And the depths of my soul~<br /> <br /> [''dramatic pause''] I love you.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Hello, my sweety baby]]|nextlink=[[To Mr. Smith]]}}<br /> {{Sweetheart Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]<br /> [[Category:Catherine Saga]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_in_the_media&diff=186989 2015-06-11T03:54:46Z

<p>Adventure: /* Official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br /> <br /> ==Traditional media==<br /> ===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br /> {{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}<br /> <br /> In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from &quot;Christopher&quot; to &quot;Christian&quot;. This was Chris's first known appearance in media.<br /> <br /> ===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===<br /> {{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes}}<br /> <br /> Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br /> <br /> ===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br /> {{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}<br /> <br /> In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].<br /> <br /> ===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br /> {{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}<br /> <br /> Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br /> <br /> ===[[Shoujo Beat]]===<br /> {{main|Shoujo Beat}}<br /> <br /> Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br /> <br /> ===Daily Progress===<br /> [[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]<br /> <br /> On 14 [[July 2007]], the Chandlers were mentioned in the ''Daily Progress'' section of their local newspaper.<br /> <br /> ===Toucher and Rich===<br /> {{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br /> <br /> On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the &quot;[[I Got A Fish]]&quot; video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&amp;audioId=3705145]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Kevin and Bean===<br /> {{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br /> <br /> One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br /> <br /> ===''Web Soup''===<br /> {{main|For G4s Web Soup}}<br /> <br /> Once again, Chris's &quot;[[I Got A Fish]]&quot; video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.<br /> <br /> ===Save McIntire Park===<br /> {{main|McIntire Park}}<br /> <br /> In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.<br /> <br /> ===''Slylock Fox''===<br /> [[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|&quot;Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9&quot;]]<br /> <br /> On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox &amp; Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox &amp; Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image&lt;ref&gt;[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]&lt;/ref&gt; of [[Sonichu]] in the &quot;Your Drawing&quot; panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: &quot;Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9.&quot; The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog&lt;ref&gt;[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]&lt;/ref&gt; that he fully believed that the &quot;artist&quot; was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br /> <br /> ===Opie &amp; Anthony===<br /> {{main|Opie and Anthony}}<br /> <br /> On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie &amp; Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.<br /> <br /> ===''Houston Press''===<br /> On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying &quot;I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian &amp; The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===''Failosophy'' ===<br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]<br /> <br /> MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|Hqy4scnj1EI}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in &quot;[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]&quot;; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].<br /> <br /> I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.<br /> <br /> And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!<br /> <br /> From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]<br /> <br /> If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}<br /> <br /> To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.<br /> <br /> ===Local TV Broadcast===<br /> {{main|Destruction of Chris's House}}<br /> A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Major Internet media==<br /> ===Fark.com===<br /> The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}<br /> <br /> ===Heavy.com===<br /> Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br /> <br /> ===Harry Partridge===<br /> [[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|&quot;Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it.&quot; -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br /> Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]&lt;/ref&gt; An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short &quot;Nicolas Cage Wants Cake&quot;, a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]&lt;/ref&gt; In the animated short &quot;Skyrim&quot;, [[Son-Chu]]'s &quot;SONICHU&quot; license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]&lt;/ref&gt; In the Followup, &quot;Song of Skyrim&quot;, Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br /> <br /> Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song &quot;[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]&quot;, jokingly stating &quot;I want this played at my funeral.&quot;<br /> <br /> When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is &quot;obsessed with him&quot;:&lt;ref&gt;[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br /> <br /> ===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br /> Comic reviewer Lewis Lovhaug (Linkara) goes on a brief tirade in his video &quot;Top 15 Things I Will Never Review&quot; about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.&lt;ref&gt;[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu &amp; Chris-Chan<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|&quot;But wait,&quot; the internet cried back, &quot;let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!&quot; Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}<br /> <br /> Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to bring any more attention to it, aware that Chris took pride in any attention brought to himself and Sonichu at the time, no matter how negative it was. At the end of the video, he uses &quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic's &quot;Do I Creep You Out?&quot; as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br /> <br /> ===RayWilliamJohnson===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= =3 - I will end you!<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}<br /> <br /> In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced &quot;equals three&quot;), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as &quot;your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan&quot;, he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.<br /> <br /> ===Something Awful===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= Sonic the hog<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}<br /> |subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler<br /> }}<br /> <br /> The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's &quot;Gaming Guyz&quot;, while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===SpliceToday.com===<br /> An article&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]&lt;/ref&gt; posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br /> <br /> {{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br /> <br /> ===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br /> On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]&lt;ref&gt;[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]&lt;/ref&gt; an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br /> <br /> ===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br /> On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their &quot;Free Stuff Friday&quot; videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it &quot;Sonichu?&quot;. While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''&lt;ref&gt;[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Maddox===<br /> Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George &quot;Maddox&quot; Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. &lt;ref&gt;[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Cvillepedia===<br /> On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and &quot;celebrities,&quot; he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Cracked.com===<br /> [[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]<br /> Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of &quot;25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Smosh===<br /> Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it| '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.<br /> <br /> ===IMDb===<br /> Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the &quot;archive footage&quot; category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Wii U Daily===<br /> The website Wii U Daily has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.<br /> <br /> ===Reddit===<br /> There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled &quot;r/cwc&quot;, which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.<br /> <br /> On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.<br /> <br /> On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Radio Dead Air===<br /> {{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}<br /> <br /> On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Design &amp; Trend===<br /> On 30 December 2014, website Design &amp; Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]&lt;/ref&gt; The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.<br /> <br /> ===ReviewTechUSA===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.<br /> <br /> ===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===<br /> Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous &quot;I Am Autism&quot; commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it &quot;makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does.&quot; Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Game Grumps===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train <br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|Ross: &quot;You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokemon.&quot;<br /> Suzy: &quot;Oh man, my dreams come true...&quot;}}<br /> <br /> In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.<br /> <br /> ===SuperPrincessDaisy64===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= Boom Shadow<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms.<br /> <br /> ===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu Again===<br /> On June 10, 2015, the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) responds to a user's tweet mentioning [[Sonichu]] and poking fun at the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms debacle]].&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.is/eWfjQ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Video Games==<br /> ===McPixel===<br /> On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> |name= McPixel Extra Ending<br /> |video= {{#ev:youtube|TWHd_10zcaY}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Goat Simulator===<br /> [[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]<br /> The &quot;Goat MMO Simulator&quot; DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&diff=186987 2015-06-11T02:41:57Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.<br /> <br /> == Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==<br /> === [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===<br /> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in--[[Chris and his ego|because I got so much reputation--and at stake--at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naïve|trollin' stupid]], ''you're'' [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> === [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===<br /> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.<br /> <br /> ===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===<br /> Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === c. [[May 2011]] ===<br /> [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === 13 May 2011===<br /> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===<br /> Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===<br /> Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]<br /> <br /> === 15 July 2011===<br /> Hello, you have [[Chris and English|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *No recording.<br /> <br /> === [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===<br /> Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === 9 December 2011 ===<br /> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&amp;list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===<br /> Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNkYvLe7Bk Or here!]<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> *No recording <br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===<br /> Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *No recording<br /> <br /> === [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===<br /> Your call is being forwarded to an &quot;I don't give a damn&quot; service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWZN8USLgA&amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]<br /> *[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]<br /> <br /> === [[June 2012| 12 June 2012]] ===<br /> Hello. [[Autism|I do not understand people]]. Leave me alone, or leave me a message with your name--telephone number, leave message..I'll get back to you..if I know you in person..or...somethin'. Whatever. Um.. have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?ktad1ii64kdutpn Download here!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCoGu7KWeA&amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br /> <br /> === Between Mid-[[2012]] and Mid-[[2014]] ===<br /> [''singing''] Believe it or not, this is Christian Chandler's phone. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be busy, or I'd pick up the phone. What the hell now? Believe it or not, I'm really [[stress]]ed.<br /> <br /> *[http://youtu.be/wvcgYjxUKz4 Listen here!]<br /> <br /> ===[[January 2015]]===<br /> [''in an overly-feminine tone''] Hello, you have reached this cellphone. Leave your name and address and telephone number and I '''''may''''' get back to yooouu. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr0yWbjtQc&amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br /> <br /> ===[[June 2015]]===<br /> ''(in a voice not unlike a 50-year-old woman)'' Hello! You have reached Christine's CELLphone. Please leave your name, message, and telephone ''(voice cracks)'' number, and I may get back to you soon. Have a good day!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mario_Kart_8_Videos&diff=186984 2015-06-11T02:33:41Z

<p>Adventure: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|1=''Mario Kart 8''|2=The description for all of these [[videos]] on [[Youtube]] that [[Chris]] refuses to change.|size=300%}}<br /> [[Image:Mario Kart.jpg|thumb|300px|The game's box art.]]<br /> [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart|'''''Mario Kart''''']] is a [[video game]] franchise created by [[Nintendo]] back in [[1990s#1992|1992]]. The whole series takes characters from [[Wikipedia:Super Mario|'''''Super Mario''''']] and puts them in a kart racer. In [[May 2014]], [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 8|'''''Mario Kart 8''''']] was released worldwide on Wii U, and soon thereafter Chris started downloading some videos of his gameplay. The game, just like the others, allows players to race CPU's or with friends in local/online multiplayer using your selected character. It also adds anti-gravity, which has never been in any of the past games. Chris bought the game the same year, despite the fact that he and his [[mom]] are suffering through [[Chris and money|financial hardship]]. It is worth noting Chris has at least the second DLC pack for the game, so we can assume he has the first as well. <br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> On 17 [[July 2014]], Chris created a video by using the MKTV editor and uploader. He posted it onto [[Miiverse]] and Youtube which offically confirmed that the Miiverse account was owned by the [[TRUE and HONEST]] creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Chris must have enjoyed making them because he made five more. <br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> ===Tick-Tock Clock===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|8OCcjXPMCJA}}<br /> | stardate = 17 July 2014<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> ===Sherbet Land===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|9vhjRRRuTKA}}<br /> | stardate = 18 July 2014<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Mario Circuit|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> ===Mario Circuit===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|lEK3ltk1taE}}<br /> | stardate = 4 [[August 2014]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> | next = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Mario Circuit Again===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|nObkrWFwQBk}}<br /> | stardate = 2 [[December 2014]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Brushfire Video|Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!]]<br /> | next = [[26 December 2014#Video|Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Dry Dry Desert===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|ZCt4LXwrM8U}}<br /> | stardate = 23 [[April 2015]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[26 December 2014#Video|Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee]]<br /> | next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land Again|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Sherbet Land Again===<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|_VM42yd8CN0}}<br /> | stardate = 23 [[April 2015]]<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} <br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[YouTube]]<br /> * [[Miiverse]]<br /> * [[Nintendo]]<br /> * [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]<br /> {{Game Videos}}<br /> [[Category:Video Games]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Adventure https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE&diff=186983 2015-06-11T02:00:09Z

<p>Adventure: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:DeathStarCam7.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Star Wars|Do you ''realize''...? Do... you... '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?]]]]<br /> <br /> '''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[internet]].<br /> <br /> Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> {{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!<br /> <br /> I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Tardrage}}<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = THAT IS MY HOUSE<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|70LvKzxeHOE}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]<br /> | subject = {{Website|[[The Internet]]}}<br /> | style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}<br /> | shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Show RESPECT to me, &quot;C&quot;CWC]]<br /> | next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|ECV 00192]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> ''[Chris races into the frame, obviously angry and upset--he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]''<br /> <br /> This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction, ''[dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] removal]'' BECAUSE THIS IS dead SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's House|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the [[Internet]]...<br /> <br /> ''[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]''<br /> <br /> {{RageQuote|[[Borb|MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER]] ARE ANGRY AT ME!}}<br /> <br /> '''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''<br /> <br /> {{RageQuote|'''''OFF!&lt;br&gt;THE!&lt;br&gt;INTERNET!'''''}}<br /> <br /> ''[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously]'' I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY {{RageQuote|'''[[POWER]]!'''}}<br /> <br /> ''[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which Bob enters and speaks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when [[Bob Walks In|Bob walked in]]. This scene is included in the uncut version below]''<br /> <br /> So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...<br /> <br /> {{RageQuote|NowNOWNOWNOWNOW''NOW!''}}<br /> <br /> ''[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera [[Obesity|noticeably shakes]]. He quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign]'' [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.<br /> <br /> ==Uncut==<br /> {{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}<br /> <br /> An uncut version entitled '''ECV 00192''' was posted by Vivian on 29 August 2009, where Bob walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]], Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house videos off of the internet.<br /> <br /> We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it. Unsurprisingly, in typical CWC fashion, [[Chris and remorse|Chris doesn't seem to care about that]] and is only concerned that he got in trouble with his parents.<br /> <br /> Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).<br /> <br /> ===Video===<br /> {{Tardrage}}<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = ECV 00192<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|Ty4bLUifoaw}}<br /> | stardate = 29 [[August 2009]]<br /> | style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}<br /> | shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}<br /> | previous = THAT IS MY HOUSE<br /> | next = [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> ''[The video begins as above, but at 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in]''<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': ...THAT--GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Listen-to-me!&lt;/span&gt; [''muffled by Chris's &quot;OFF THE INTERNET!&quot;'']&lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt; Listen to me.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': &lt;/span&gt; ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob]''&lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt; Yes...&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Listen to '''ME'''.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': Yes.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off!&lt;/span&gt; <br /> <br /> ''[Chris [[sigh]]s and attempts to turn off his [[PS3|PSEye]], but fails to realize that it's still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him]''<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': I don't care what you do.&lt;/span&gt; ''[pointing at PSEye]''&lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt; You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': I'm working on it.&lt;/span&gt; ''[slaps hands to his side]''<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Go work on it!&lt;/span&gt; ''[points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]''<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': I am working--&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''...? Do... you... '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''':&lt;/span&gt;'' [sighs]''&lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt; I see.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, &quot;Get the images off of the Internet&quot;. Y'know it's not...&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Nooo...&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': Its—It's, ahh, ''out of my control''&lt;/span&gt; ''[flails arms]''<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': No, '''you''' get 'em off.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': I'm working on it!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Go do ''it!''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': GGet in ''here'' and do ''it''!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': I--&lt;/span&gt;''[sputters]''<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''':&lt;/span&gt; ''[walks out of the room]''&lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt; I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': I'll working on it!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''':&lt;/span&gt; ''[from outside]''&lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt; Git in there and staart!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''':&lt;/span&gt; ''[interrupting]''&lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt; Listennn,&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': --about our house!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us!&lt;/span&gt; ''[Bob exits the room again]''<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': Get that stuff OFFA THERE...&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': '''I'M ''WOORK'''''--&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:FireBrick&quot;&gt;'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;color:RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris''': I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm ''WORKIN' '' on it!''&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]''<br /> <br /> ''[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]''<br /> <br /> ==The Greene County Health Department responds==<br /> In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Dear Bob S:<br /> <br /> Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to<br /> clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's<br /> health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that<br /> choose to live there.<br /> <br /> Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When<br /> diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health<br /> risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to<br /> address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to<br /> choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly<br /> increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue<br /> to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure<br /> to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose<br /> to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the<br /> &quot;deplorable conditions&quot; you refer to appear to be confined to the<br /> individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They<br /> do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no<br /> specific health regulations that address individual choices in private<br /> living conditions.<br /> <br /> We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning<br /> of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We<br /> also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any<br /> County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We<br /> also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of<br /> the situation.<br /> <br /> Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.<br /> <br /> Jeffrey T. McDaniel&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Environmental Health Manager&lt;br/&gt;<br /> [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}<br /> <br /> This raises the question of whether Chris is properly informed about the risks to his health and all of his rights as a disabled person (especially the right to [[Chris and psychology|humane psychiatric treatment]] that would help him live on his own), although this probably isn't a matter for the Health Department.<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = &quot;That's My House!&quot; - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|csQWQzpfDBc}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]<br /> | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]<br /> | subject = <br /> | type = Remix<br /> | info = }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|NadyUs_DWK8}}<br /> | stardate = 09 [[January 2010]]<br /> | maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | subject = <br /> | type = Remix to &quot;TiK ToK&quot; by Ke$ha<br /> | info = Arguably the most popular fan video of them all<br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = (YTPMV) THAT IS MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN <br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|dFUikkbOf40}}<br /> | stardate = 25 [[April 2011]]<br /> | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal?feature=mhum RainingMetal]<br /> | subject = <br /> | type = YouTube Poop Music Video<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Bob Walks In]]<br /> *[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]<br /> *[[Tour of Chris's House]]<br /> *[[Chris and negotiation]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Show RESPECT to me, &quot;C&quot;CWC]]|nextlink=[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]|}}<br /> <br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> {{LeakedVideos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Leaked videos]]<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-27]]</div>

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