https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Airrider1CWCki - User contributions [en]2026-04-10T00:31:19ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=142822User:Airrider12011-08-01T21:34:37Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
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...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
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While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
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The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
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---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects ([[Wikipedia:Lockheed Have Blue|Have Blue]], [[Wikipedia:Northrop Tacit Blue|Tacit Blue]], etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
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Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
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This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
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Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
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Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
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If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
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*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
** He's also an Airsoft fan, but his fashion sense makes him look less like an Airsoft player, soldier or mall ninja and more like a [[Chris and race|crazy right-wing militia member]].<br />
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*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
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*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
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*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark" form.]]<br />
** [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|A Major Antagonist That Amounts To A Clone Of The Protagonist]]: As thanks to Tard Blue's ego, the only thing he will really allow himself to face off against with as close to an even track record as possible is himself, just evil. Or depending on how you look at his actions, more evil.<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
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*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be incredibly popular due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
** [[Chris and his Ego|Delusions of Influence due to Popularity]]: Tard Blue also believes that simply because he pumps out ideas as if he's got a quota to meet and because he has his own fanbase, other, more talented people will recognize him and let him influence their works without question or to any quality standards. Naturally, this gains him few friends.<br />
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*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from breaking [[Wikipedia:United Nations Security Council Resolution 1540|UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
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*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue, due to his ego.<br />
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*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development, no matter if it's humanoid, furry, or just about anything else.<br />
** He also gets people to draw Rule 34 of his characters. Being a [[Slow-in-the-minds|savant]], he chooses his LEAST sexually-attractive designs to be reimagined by much better artists.<br />
** Another thing he loves to do is create family trees for his [[Wikipedia:Gary M. Heidnik|ever-growing]], [[Bob Chandler|increasingly-confusing]], [[Barbara Chandler|impossible-to-follow]] [[Wikipedia:Charles Manson|"family"]] even though he's never exposited on any of then, and thus nobody cares about them since all they do is sit around and take up space in an already ridiculously-large character list.<br />
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*[[Chris and money|Lack of Responsibility With Money]]: Tard Blue is irresponsible with his money, even when it comes to paying for access to his [[Chris and the Internet|one outlet for expression]] outside of making Airsoft fans look bad, often choosing to overspend on this hobby and later realize he has no more money left to fund his online escapades. Because of this he also has Chris' same propensity for leaving the Internet due to lack of funding rather than escaping trolls, but he really doesn't as he has a family member whose computer and Internet he uses instead. As he does terrible sprite art abusing his own bases and others', this has no bearing on what little quality his art has, and such things created on this family member's computer are indiscernible from those made on his own. This also shows in his art and what can loosely be called his canon, since despite his ever-enlarging empire being based around a sole corporation which he runs that provides everything, if you put his faction under the microscope of simple economics you'd wonder where on Earth (or beyond) he gets the money. The answer, of course, is that there is no answer.<br />
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*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
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Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=137818Talk:Main Page2011-04-03T19:35:56Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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==Happy Sonichu Day!==<br />
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Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==PSN Tracker==<br />
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. <br />
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Protect the templates==<br />
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== new vid ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded<br />
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can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==<br />
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{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}<br />
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[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
I'm for this too.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)<br />
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==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4<br />
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Project Map Fucking Everything ==<br />
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Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.<br />
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http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b<br />
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I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.<br />
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Now, a question:<br />
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?<br />
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Sports ==<br />
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Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.<br />
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Slight Error ==<br />
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)<br />
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Vandalism? ==<br />
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==<br />
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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==CWCki is pretty dead==<br />
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.<br />
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling<br />
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags<br />
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Sightings ==<br />
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Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA<br />
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.<br />
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.<br />
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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== Is This Chris? ==<br />
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He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".<br />
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Here's his channel:<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]<br />
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- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011<br />
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I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....<br />
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ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011<br />
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== ps3 tracker change ==<br />
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the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Shojo letters ==<br />
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[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]<br />
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Potential Video of the Now? ==<br />
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Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew<br />
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-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011<br />
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*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Not sure if it goes here but ==<br />
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*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
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==Userboxes==<br />
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== da update should be first ==<br />
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ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Seriously==<br />
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.<br />
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Ha!==<br />
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=137556User:Airrider12011-03-24T00:44:34Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects ([[Wikipedia:Lockheed Have Blue|Have Blue]], [[Wikipedia:Northrop Tacit Blue|Tacit Blue]], etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
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*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
** He's also an Airsoft fan, but his fashion sense makes him look less like an Airsoft player, soldier or mall ninja and more like a [[Chris and race|crazy right-wing militia member]].<br />
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*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
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*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
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*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
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*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be incredibly popular due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
** [[Chris and his Ego|Delusions of Influence due to Popularity]]: Tard Blue also believes that simply because he pumps out ideas as if he's got a quota to meet and because he has his own fanbase, other, more talented people will recognize him and let him influence their works without question or to any quality standards. Naturally, this gains him few friends.<br />
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*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from breaking [[Wikipedia:United Nations Security Council Resolution 1540|UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
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*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue, due to his ego.<br />
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*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development, no matter if it's humanoid, furry, or just about anything else.<br />
** He also gets people to draw Rule 34 of his characters. Being a [[Slow-in-the-minds|savant]], he chooses his LEAST sexually-attractive designs to be reimagined by much better artists.<br />
** Another thing he loves to do is create family trees for his [[Wikipedia:Gary M. Heidnik|ever-growing]], [[Bob Chandler|increasingly-confusing]], [[Barbara Chandler|impossible-to-follow]] [[Wikipedia:Charles Manson|"family"]] even though he's never exposited on any of then, and thus nobody cares about them since all they do is sit around and take up space in an already ridiculously-large character list.<br />
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*[[Chris and money|Lack of Responsibility With Money]]: Tard Blue is irresponsible with his money, even when it comes to paying for access to his [[Chris and the Internet|one outlet for expression]] outside of making Airsoft fans look bad, often choosing to overspend on this hobby and later realize he has no more money left to fund his online escapades. Because of this he also has Chris' same propensity for leaving the Internet due to lack of funding rather than escaping trolls, but he really doesn't as he has a family member whose computer and Internet he uses instead. As he does terrible sprite art abusing his own bases and others', this has no bearing on what little quality his art has, and such things created on this family member's computer are indiscernible from those made on his own.<br />
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*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
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Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=137555User:Airrider12011-03-23T21:52:49Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects ([[Wikipedia:Lockheed Have Blue|Have Blue]], [[Wikipedia:Northrop Tacit Blue|Tacit Blue]], etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
** He's also an Airsoft fan, but his fashion sense makes him look less like an Airsoft player, soldier or mall ninja and more like a [[Chris and race|crazy right-wing militia member]].<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
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*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
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*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
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*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be incredibly popular due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
** [[Chris and his Ego|Delusions of Influence due to Popularity]]: Tard Blue also believes that simply because he pumps out ideas as if he's got a quota to meet and because he has his own fanbase, other, more talented people will recognize him and let him influence their works without question or to any quality standards. Naturally, this gains him few friends.<br />
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*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from breaking [[Wikipedia:United Nations Security Council Resolution 1540|UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
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*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue, due to his ego.<br />
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*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development, no matter if it's humanoid, furry, or just about anything else.<br />
** He also gets people to draw Rule 34 of his characters. Being a [[Honor Roll|savant]], he chooses his LEAST sexually-attractive designs to be reimagined by much better artists.<br />
** Another thing he loves to do is create family trees for his [[Wikipedia:Gary M. Heidnik|ever-growing]], [[Bob Chandler|increasingly-confusing]], [[Barbara Chandler|impossible-to-follow]] [[Wikipedia:Charles Manson|"family"]] even though he's never exposited on any of then, and thus nobody cares about them since all they do is sit around and take up space in an already ridiculously-large character list.<br />
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*[[Chris and money|Lack of Responsibility With Money]]: Tard Blue is irresponsible with his money, even when it comes to paying for access to his [[Chris and the Internet|one outlet for expression]] outside of making Airsoft fans look bad, often choosing to overspend on this hobby and later realize he has no more money left to fund his online escapades. Because of this he also has Chris' same propensity for leaving the Internet due to lack of funding rather than escaping trolls, but he really doesn't as he has a family member whose computer and Internet he uses instead. As he does terrible sprite art abusing his own bases and others', this has no bearing on what little quality his art has, and such things created on this family member's computer are indiscernible from those made on his own.<br />
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*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
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Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Chandler&diff=136520Bob Chandler2011-03-04T05:02:00Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>: ''"Bob" redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br />
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{{quote|I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it.|Bob<ref>[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death <ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]</ref>}}<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Chandler family<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |Bob Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Birth name'''<br />
| Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Internet Lumberjack<br />
That fuck Bob<br />
|-<br />
| '''D.O.B.'''<br />
| 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])<br />
|-<br />
| '''Parents'''<br />
| Robert (father)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Education'''<br />
| Auburn University (engineering)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| Military communications, engineer]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
[[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]<br />
'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>) is the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.<br />
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While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.<br />
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To date, Bob has conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information has become known.<br />
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==Biography==<br />
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|"I seen crosses burnin', fella."]]<br />
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===Service and education===<br />
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Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref><br />
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Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful [[CWCville|North Korea]]. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" /><br />
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Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref><br />
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===Career===<br />
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Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" /><br />
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).<ref name="Barbara" /><br />
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As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water [container] molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref><br />
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===World consciousness===<br />
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[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]<br />
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On the other hand, Bob himself is proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he is "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.<ref name="About" /><br />
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Speaking of the world, Bob has been interested in it since he was 10, and has become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He has collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].<br />
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Politically, Bob identifies as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/><br />
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref><br />
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===Health and late life===<br />
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[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]<br />
[[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]<br />
Bob lives on social security and General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He hasn't really had people to chat with (he loves to ramble if the person shows some slight interest), so he sits around, listens to music,<ref name="PSN 37" /> and takes care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he goes to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" /><br />
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Bob has had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wears an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He attributes his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. Let's hope that Chris hasn't inherited the traits for this longevity. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.<ref name="PSN 37" /> <br />
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A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen if and when Bob dies before Barbara.<br />
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===What about Bob?===<br />
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[[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|"Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???"]]<br />
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On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Bob is the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.<br />
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[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]<br />
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In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]</ref> But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.<br />
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Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father. <br />
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A poster on [[/cwc/| /cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you." [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!"]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." He is clearly neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hasn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well," with no further elaboration on his condition. <br />
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Whether he is on the road to recovery or has returned home to die is still unknown. If Bob is dying, it is highly unlikely that Chris would be told. Apart from one-line responses from Chris, the best way to stay updated on Bob's health might be to [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ read the Charlottesville] and [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/greenenews/ Greene County obituaries]. And God help him if he [[Aunt Corrina|dies on pancake day]].<br />
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Bob is currently out of the hospital, living at home and back to [[prank calls|arguing with himself]]. <br />
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On 10 August, [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob is.<br />
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On 19 August, it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure is still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.<br />
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On 21 September, Bob claimed in a [[Prank_calls#ThePCassassins_-_Call_Bobby_Chandler|prank call]] that he may have been a member of the KKK and threatens the prank callers with this knowledge, only to be laughed at. Earlier in the call, Bob spent time explaining his educational and work background, and how he had fulfilled his service to the public.<br />
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==Relationships==<br />
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===Previous family===<br />
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Bob is out of contact<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> with his son [[David Alan Chandler]] and daughter [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], who both lead successful careers. For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref><br />
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===Barbara===<br />
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]<br />
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To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" /> They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /><br />
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According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.<br />
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===Cole===<br />
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.<br />
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole will celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> Cole said that he and Bob share a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though we have no evidence yet that Bob hates Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knows Cole doesn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/><br />
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===Chris===<br />
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! <br />
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}<br />
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[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]]."]]<br />
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Bob wishes Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thinks (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" /><br />
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Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.<br />
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Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:<br />
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}<br />
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After several occasions where trolls have communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.<br />
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Bob has reportedly explained to him that he has taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father is ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Chris will run for his father's aid when he feels threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br />
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Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seems to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seems to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.<br />
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In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believes that Chris has accomplished significant goals in his adult life.<ref name="Prank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</ref><br />
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He may eventually get past that notion, given that he continues to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob has been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance.<br />
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Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref><br />
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==Audio and video appearances==<br />
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In every appearance, Bob has proved himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.<br />
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* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<br />
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].<br />
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].<br />
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].<br />
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].<br />
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.<br />
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.<br />
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br />
* 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Thehell.jpg|"The hell is this crap?"<br />
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.<br />
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.<br />
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg<br />
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.<br />
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].<br />
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.<br />
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.<br />
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.<br />
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.<br />
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.<br />
Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.<br />
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</center><br />
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==External Links==<br />
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[[Wikipedia:Bigfoot (truck)|Wikipedia article on Bob Chandler, Bigfoot's creator]]<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}<br />
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{{People}}<br />
{{Not_Jerks}}<br />
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[[Category:Family Members]]</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Chandler&diff=136517Bob Chandler2011-03-04T04:40:18Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>: ''"Bob" redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br />
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{{quote|I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it.|Bob<ref>[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death <ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]</ref>}}<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Chandler family<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]<br />
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! colspan="2" |Bob Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Birth name'''<br />
| Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Internet Lumberjack<br />
That fuck Bob<br />
|-<br />
| '''D.O.B.'''<br />
| 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])<br />
|-<br />
| '''Parents'''<br />
| Robert (father)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Education'''<br />
| Auburn University (engineering)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| Military communications, engineer]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
[[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]<br />
'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>) is the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.<br />
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While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.<br />
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To date, Bob has conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information has become known.<br />
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Not to be confused with [[Wikipedia:Bigfoot (truck)|Bob Chandler,]] beloved father of the monster truck and owner of the Bigfoot trucks.<br />
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==Biography==<br />
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|"I seen crosses burnin', fella."]]<br />
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===Service and education===<br />
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Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref><br />
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Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful [[CWCville|North Korea]]. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" /><br />
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Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref><br />
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===Career===<br />
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Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" /><br />
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).<ref name="Barbara" /><br />
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As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water [container] molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref><br />
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===World consciousness===<br />
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[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]<br />
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On the other hand, Bob himself is proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he is "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.<ref name="About" /><br />
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Speaking of the world, Bob has been interested in it since he was 10, and has become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He has collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].<br />
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Politically, Bob identifies as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/><br />
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref><br />
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===Health and late life===<br />
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[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]<br />
[[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]<br />
Bob lives on social security and General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He hasn't really had people to chat with (he loves to ramble if the person shows some slight interest), so he sits around, listens to music,<ref name="PSN 37" /> and takes care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he goes to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" /><br />
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Bob has had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wears an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He attributes his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. Let's hope that Chris hasn't inherited the traits for this longevity. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.<ref name="PSN 37" /> <br />
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A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen if and when Bob dies before Barbara.<br />
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===What about Bob?===<br />
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[[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|"Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???"]]<br />
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On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Bob is the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.<br />
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[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]<br />
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In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]</ref> But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.<br />
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Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father. <br />
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A poster on [[/cwc/| /cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you." [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!"]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." He is clearly neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hasn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well," with no further elaboration on his condition. <br />
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Whether he is on the road to recovery or has returned home to die is still unknown. If Bob is dying, it is highly unlikely that Chris would be told. Apart from one-line responses from Chris, the best way to stay updated on Bob's health might be to [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ read the Charlottesville] and [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/greenenews/ Greene County obituaries]. And God help him if he [[Aunt Corrina|dies on pancake day]].<br />
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Bob is currently out of the hospital, living at home and back to [[prank calls|arguing with himself]]. <br />
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On 10 August, [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob is.<br />
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On 19 August, it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure is still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.<br />
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On 21 September, Bob claimed in a [[Prank_calls#ThePCassassins_-_Call_Bobby_Chandler|prank call]] that he may have been a member of the KKK and threatens the prank callers with this knowledge, only to be laughed at. Earlier in the call, Bob spent time explaining his educational and work background, and how he had fulfilled his service to the public.<br />
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==Relationships==<br />
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===Previous family===<br />
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Bob is out of contact<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> with his son [[David Alan Chandler]] and daughter [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], who both lead successful careers. For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref><br />
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===Barbara===<br />
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]<br />
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To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" /> They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /><br />
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According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.<br />
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===Cole===<br />
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.<br />
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole will celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> Cole said that he and Bob share a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though we have no evidence yet that Bob hates Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knows Cole doesn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/><br />
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===Chris===<br />
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! <br />
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}<br />
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[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]]."]]<br />
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Bob wishes Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thinks (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" /><br />
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Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.<br />
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Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:<br />
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}<br />
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After several occasions where trolls have communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.<br />
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Bob has reportedly explained to him that he has taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father is ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Chris will run for his father's aid when he feels threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br />
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Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seems to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seems to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.<br />
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In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believes that Chris has accomplished significant goals in his adult life.<ref name="Prank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</ref><br />
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He may eventually get past that notion, given that he continues to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob has been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance.<br />
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Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref><br />
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==Audio and video appearances==<br />
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In every appearance, Bob has proved himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.<br />
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* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<br />
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].<br />
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].<br />
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].<br />
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].<br />
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.<br />
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.<br />
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br />
* 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Thehell.jpg|"The hell is this crap?"<br />
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.<br />
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.<br />
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg<br />
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.<br />
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].<br />
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.<br />
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.<br />
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.<br />
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.<br />
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.<br />
Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}<br />
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[[Category:Family Members]]</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=136208User:Airrider12011-03-03T03:55:43Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
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...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
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While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
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...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
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The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
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---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects ([[Wikipedia:Lockheed Have Blue|Have Blue]], [[Wikipedia:Northrop Tacit Blue|Tacit Blue]], etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
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Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
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This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
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Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
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Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
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If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
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*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
** He's also an Airsoft fan, but his fashion sense makes him look less like an Airsoft player, soldier or mall ninja and more like a [[Chris and race|crazy right-wing militia member]].<br />
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*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
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*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
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*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
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*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be incredibly popular due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
** [[Chris and his Ego|Delusions of Influence due to Popularity]]: Tard Blue also believes that simply because he pumps out ideas as if he's got a quota to meet and because he has his own fanbase, other, more talented people will recognize him and let him influence their works without question or to any quality standards. Naturally, this gains him few friends.<br />
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*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from breaking [[Wikipedia:United Nations Security Council Resolution 1540|UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
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*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue, due to his ego.<br />
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*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development, no matter if it's humanoid, furry, or just about anything else.<br />
** He also gets people to draw Rule 34 of his characters. Being a [[Honor Roll|savant]], he chooses his LEAST sexually-attractive designs to be reimagined by much better artists.<br />
** Another thing he loves to do is create family trees for his [[Wikipedia:Gary M. Heidnik|ever-growing]], [[Bob Chandler|increasingly-confusing]], [[Barbara Chandler|impossible-to-follow]] [[Wikipedia:Charles Manson|"family"]] even though he's never exposited on any of then, and thus nobody cares about them since all they do is sit around and take up space in an already ridiculously-large character list.<br />
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*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
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Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cwcsicle&diff=136205Talk:Cwcsicle2011-03-03T03:47:44Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Is this recent, or old but just leaked?![[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:06, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
* Judging from the amount snow, it was probably more recent than the 2010 blizzard, but not from within the last month. There's no snow in the region right now. Last December and last January are the most likely dates. We had accumulated snowfall several times, especially in January. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:14, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
** I went back and checked, unless the leak confirms otherwise, I'd place this sometime shortly after January 26's snow storm. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:22, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
::*Uh, this is like a year old, it just got released now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:28, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:::* Damn.[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:34, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
Just wanted to say that the word Cwcsicle is the funniest thing I've heard all day[[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:25, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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Anybody think this could be connected to any Sagas? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]], 22:46 EST, 2 March 2011</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cwcsicle&diff=136204Talk:Cwcsicle2011-03-03T03:47:30Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Is this recent, or old but just leaked?![[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:06, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
* Judging from the amount snow, it was probably more recent than the 2010 blizzard, but not from within the last month. There's no snow in the region right now. Last December and last January are the most likely dates. We had accumulated snowfall several times, especially in January. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:14, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
** I went back and checked, unless the leak confirms otherwise, I'd place this sometime shortly after January 26's snow storm. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:22, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
::*Uh, this is like a year old, it just got released now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:28, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:::* Damn.[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:34, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
Just wanted to say that the word Cwcsicle is the funniest thing I've heard all day[[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:25, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
Anybody think this could be connected to any Sagas? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]], 22:46 EST, 2 March 2011</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=136202User:Airrider12011-03-03T03:44:22Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
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...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
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While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
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{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
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The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
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---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
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Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
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This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
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Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
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Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
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If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
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*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
** He's also an Airsoft fan, but his fashion sense makes him look less like an Airsoft player, soldier or mall ninja and more like a [[Chris and race|crazy right-wing militia member]].<br />
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*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
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*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
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*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
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*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be incredibly popular due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
** [[Chris and his Ego|Delusions of Influence due to Popularity]]: Tard Blue also believes that simply because he pumps out ideas as if he's got a quota to meet and because he has his own fanbase, other, more talented people will recognize him and let him influence their works without question or to any quality standards. Naturally, this gains him few friends.<br />
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*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from breaking [[Wikipedia:United Nations Security Council Resolution 1540|UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
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*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue, due to his ego.<br />
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*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development, no matter if it's humanoid, furry, or just about anything else.<br />
** He also gets people to draw Rule 34 of his characters. Being a [[Honor Roll|savant]], he chooses his LEAST sexually-attractive designs to be reimagined by much better artists.<br />
** Another thing he loves to do is create family trees for his [[Wikipedia:Gary M. Heidnik|ever-growing]], [[Bob Chandler|increasingly-confusing]], [[Barbara Chandler|impossible-to-follow]] [[Wikipedia:Charles Manson|"family"]] even though he's never exposited on any of then, and thus nobody cares about them since all they do is sit around and take up space in an already ridiculously-large character list.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=136201User:Airrider12011-03-03T03:42:20Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
** He's also an Airsoft fan, but his fashion sense makes him look less like an Airsoft player, soldier or mall ninja and more like a [[Chris and race|crazy right-wing militia member]].<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be incredibly popular due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
** [[Chris and his Ego|Delusions of Influence due to Popularity]]: Tard Blue also believes that simply because he pumps out ideas as if he's got a quota to meet and because he has his own fanbase, other, more talented people will recognize him and let him influence their works without question or to any quality standards. Naturally, this gains him few friends.<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from [[Chris and the Law|breaking UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue, due to his ego.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development, no matter if it's humanoid, furry, or just about anything else.<br />
** He also gets people to draw Rule 34 of his characters. Being a [[Honor Roll|savant]], he chooses his LEAST sexually-attractive designs to be reimagined by much better artists.<br />
** Another thing he loves to do is create family trees for his [[Wikipedia:Gary M. Heidnik|ever-growing]], [[Bob Chandler|increasingly-confusing]], [[Barbara Chandler|impossible-to-follow]] [[Wikipedia:Charles Manson|"family"]] even though he's never exposited on any of then, and thus nobody cares about them since all they do is sit around and take up space in an already ridiculously-large character list.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=136196User:Airrider12011-03-03T03:29:00Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]] due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from [[Chris and the Law|breaking UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development, no matter if it's humanoid, furry, or just about anything else.<br />
** He also gets people to draw Rule 34 of his characters. Being a [[Honor Roll|savant]], he chooses his LEAST sexually-attractive designs to be reimagined by much better artists.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=131511User:Airrider12011-01-09T02:55:44Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]] due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from [[Chris and the Law|breaking UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=131510User:Airrider12011-01-09T02:55:14Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]] due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from [[Chris and the Law|breaking UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death Threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=131062User:Airrider12011-01-04T18:39:20Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]] due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from [[Chris and the Law|breaking UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=129674User:Airrider12010-12-16T15:35:09Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]] due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from [[Chris and the Law|breaking UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=129673User:Airrider12010-12-16T15:34:45Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]] due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from [[Chris and the Law|breaking UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as [[Fail|actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs,]] save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=129670User:Airrider12010-12-16T15:15:03Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from [[Chris and the Law|breaking UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]]<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=129663User:Airrider12010-12-16T15:04:51Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]].<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=129662User:Airrider12010-12-16T15:03:19Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]].<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=129661User:Airrider12010-12-16T15:02:42Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down The World|weapons of mass destruction]].<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=129660User:Airrider12010-12-16T15:02:25Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] and [[A Girl Who Brought Down The World|weapons of mass destruction]].<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=129659User:Airrider12010-12-16T14:59:35Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=127661User:Airrider12010-11-30T22:09:50Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.<br />
<br />
*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=127341User:Airrider12010-11-27T21:16:54Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
* [[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=127338User:Airrider12010-11-27T20:04:56Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
* [[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=127289User:Airrider12010-11-27T04:29:48Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
* [[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126637User:Airrider12010-11-23T20:25:08Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126636User:Airrider12010-11-23T20:20:08Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video Games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126597User:Airrider12010-11-23T06:19:58Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]].<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126595User:Airrider12010-11-23T06:15:02Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]].<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizzare Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126594User:Airrider12010-11-23T06:12:06Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]].<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into homicidal disasters of science.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizzare Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126588User:Airrider12010-11-23T04:33:44Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]].<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liasons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizzare Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126518User:Airrider12010-11-22T23:50:07Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]].<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizzare Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126516User:Airrider12010-11-22T23:49:25Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Colossal Chan|each one more]] [[powerful than the last]].<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizzare Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=126514User:Airrider12010-11-22T23:48:26Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
<br />
---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects (Have Blue, Tacit Blue, etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified. <br />
<br />
Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.<br />
<br />
<br />
Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.<br />
<br />
If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent.<br />
** Obvious [[Anime]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.<br />
<br />
*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.<br />
<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[each one more]] [[powerful than the last]].<br />
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.<br />
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark"]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|form]].<br />
<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be [[Chris and his Ego|incredibly popular]].<br />
<br />
*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law.<br />
<br />
*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Reality|(downplayed]], [[Chris and Psychology|of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress|Bizzare Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2357.MOV&diff=126410Talk:100 2357.MOV2010-11-22T22:08:09Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Ohhh Snap i can't wait for the Shit storm [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:24, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
<br />
Should this article include links to other psuedo-ragequit incidents?--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 12:55, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
<br />
So...anyone want to place bets how long THIS ragequit's going to last? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 13:55, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:I'd give it about a month. It's getting cold out, so he won't be able to go out in the real world as much as he would like to. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:00, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::Unless his blubber keeps him warm in the winter. You know, like a hairless walrus with really bad "fangs" and the stench of fast food and shame around him (Well, the shame of others anyway, we know he has none himself). I think that's enough from me for a bit: I'd rather not take all the cheap shots. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 14:07, 22 November 2010 (PST)</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2357.MOV&diff=126409Talk:100 2357.MOV2010-11-22T22:07:46Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Ohhh Snap i can't wait for the Shit storm [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:24, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
<br />
Should this article include links to other psuedo-ragequit incidents?--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 12:55, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
<br />
So...anyone want to place bets how long THIS ragequit's going to last? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 13:55, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:I'd give it about a month. It's getting cold out, so he won't be able to go out in the real world as much as he would like to. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:00, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::Unless his blubber keeps him warm in the winter. You know, like a hairless walrus with really bad "fangs" and the stench of fast food and shame around him. I think that's enough from me for a bit: I'd rather not take all the cheap shots. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 14:07, 22 November 2010 (PST)</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2357.MOV&diff=126395Talk:100 2357.MOV2010-11-22T21:55:43Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Ohhh Snap i can't wait for the Shit storm [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:24, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
<br />
Should this article include links to other psuedo-ragequit incidents?--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 12:55, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
<br />
So...anyone want to place bets how long THIS ragequit's going to last? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 1:55, 22 November 2010 (PST)</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=122251User:Airrider12010-10-28T04:05:53Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---<br />
<br />
That just about sums it up.</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=122250User:Airrider12010-10-28T04:05:12Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
That just about sums it up.</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Airrider1&diff=122249User:Airrider12010-10-28T04:03:46Z<p>Airrider1: Created page with "Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks ..."</p>
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<div>Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"<br />
<br />
*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<br />
<br />
While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan.<br />
<br />
...oh yeah, and<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
<br />
That just about sums it up.</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Clydec/500Internal&diff=122248User:Clydec/500Internal2010-10-28T03:57:39Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
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<div>This is where you discuss the 500 internal server error. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:44, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:My stress tests have all returned with the expected result, or with a diff parser timeout (which is probably not something to worry about since 30 seconds is pretty generous and any diffs that can't complete in that time are nearly always vandalism). No 500 errors experienced. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:34, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==If we do take this==<br />
$180 a year. HEY CWCKI PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD CHIP IN IF YOU LIKE THIS NEW HOSTING. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:24, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
That's not bad at all [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 19:38, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*My bad, it turns out the cwcki is really popular when people are awake. $300 a year plz. MONEY PLZ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:01, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Hey, the search bar worked without seizing up. Good job, new host! [[User:Shinji|Shinji]] 20:18, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*MONEY PLZ -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:19, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Fuck that and give us the 500 server error. You chinese all you care about is lucky money. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 07:19, 27 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Could you say a few words about what the money is buying? I'd like to know where my donation would go. [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 14:15, 27 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** More memory. MONEY PLZ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:54, 27 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
**** Is there like a paypal or something?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:37, 27 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
***** MAYBE THE TUGBOAT IN THE LOWER LEFT ISN'T CLEAR ENOUGH. ALSO MONEY PLZ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 19:21, 27 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
Lovely work, new...host...guy...whoever. Everything works and I haven't gotten a 500 error yet. -- [[User:Airrider1|Airrider]] 20:58, 27 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2267&diff=118345100 22672010-10-07T23:18:33Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2267''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video Chris decides to insult [[Clyde Cash]] by making an overblown impression of him and dressing up in blackface, bizarrely (although probably [[Niggos|not by Chris' standards]]), although at least he got the part of Clyde's image being that of a kissy-face-making Guido correct.<br />
<br />
Then all of a sudden he rambles about how he deserves to die and about how he raped Panda.<br />
<br />
More observant [[Trolls|CWC]]-[[White Knight|ologists]] will note that Chris has been becoming more comfortable with portraying himself and now others in blackface, which means either Chris is putting that [[Chris and Art|Crayola he uses for his comic]] to a brand new use or is using [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|something else]] for this new makeup work...<br />
{{-}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2267<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mPsy3QwPiAo}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2266]]<br />
| next = [[100 2269]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcription ===<br />
<br />
''[Off camera]''-eep.<br />
<br />
''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''<br />
<br />
''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly Tugboat|silver platter]], I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one cent daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!<br />
<br />
''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]''<br />
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
*[[100 2270]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2266]]|nextlink=[[100 2269]]}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2267&diff=118339100 22672010-10-07T23:14:13Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2267''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video Chris decides to insult [[Clyde Cash]] by making an overblown impression of him and dressing up in blackface, bizarrely (although probably [[Niggos|not by Chris' standards]]), although at least he got the part of Clyde's image being that of a kissy-face-making Guido correct.<br />
<br />
Then all of a sudden he rambles about how he deserves to die and about how he raped Panda.<br />
<br />
More observant [[Trolls|CWC]]-[[White Knight|ologists]] will note that Chris has been becoming more comfortable with portraying himself and now others in blackface, which means either Chris is putting that [[Chris and Art|Crayola he uses for his comic]] to a brand new use or [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|something else]] for this new makeup work...<br />
{{-}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2267<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mPsy3QwPiAo}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2266]]<br />
| next = [[100 2269]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcription ===<br />
<br />
''[Off camera]''-eep.<br />
<br />
''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''<br />
<br />
''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly Tugboat|silver platter]], I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one cent daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!<br />
<br />
''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]''<br />
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
*[[100 2270]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2266]]|nextlink=[[100 2269]]}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118335100 22702010-10-07T23:11:27Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2270''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]].<br />
<br />
In here he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, [[Fail|and trying to mock him]]. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English regional accent doesn't help his attempts to hurl insults much.<br />
<br />
Of note in what Chris tries to point out what is bad about Alec and [[Asperchu]] is that he somehow thinks that being in Virginia is tied to being the creator of Sonichu despite Alec creating Asperchu and the idea that he somehow thinks Alec talks like the missing fifth Beatle, as well as the fact that Chris seems to think [[Honor Roll|Philadelphia and Pennsylvania are two separate areas, and not that the former is a city within the latter]]. Chris also appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means that he believes that Liquid and Alec are one in the same. Anyone who is not a [[slow_in_the_mind|retard]] can tell Liquid and Alec sound nothing alike, but Chris being Chris...<br />
<br />
He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], [[Fail|right?]]<br />
<br />
{{-}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2270<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
<!--<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
--><br />
| previous = [[100 2269]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Transcription ===<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. I don't have any originality, or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, I draw teeeerrribly, I draw everything in squares, I put homosexual drawings in the background, I kill everybody! I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is Kacey, except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br />
<br />
Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br />
<br />
''[Pause]''<br />
<br />
Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it from my head! Bye now!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267]]<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118324100 22702010-10-07T23:04:57Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2270''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]].<br />
<br />
In here he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, [[Fail|and trying to mock him]]. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English regional accent doesn't help his attempts to hurl insults much.<br />
<br />
Of note in what Chris tries to point out what is bad about Alec and [[Asperchu]] is that he somehow thinks that being in Virginia is tied to being the creator of Sonichu despite Alec creating Asperchu and the idea that he somehow thinks Alec talks like the missing fifth Beatle, as well as the fact that Chris seems to think [[Honor Roll|Philadelphia and Pennsylvania are two separate areas, and not that the former is a city within the latter]]. He then proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], [[Fail|right?]]<br />
<br />
{{-}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2270<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
<!--<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
--><br />
| previous = [[100 2269]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Transcription ===<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. I don't have any originality, or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, I draw teeeerrribly, I draw everything in squares, I put homosexual drawings in the background, I kill everybody! I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is Kacey, except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the ral man in Virginia.<br />
<br />
Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br />
<br />
''[Pause]''<br />
<br />
Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it from my head! Bye now!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267]]<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it for my head! Bye now!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267]]<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118320100 22702010-10-07T23:04:11Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2270''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]].<br />
<br />
In here he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, [[Fail|and trying to mock him]]. Half the time his insults are [[Chris And English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English regional accent doesn't help his attempts to hurl insults much.<br />
<br />
Of note in what Chris tries to point out what is bad about Alec and [[Asperchu]] is that he somehow thinks that being in Virginia is tied to being the creator of Sonichu despite Alec creating Asperchu and the idea that he somehow thinks Alec talks like the missing fifth Beatle, as well as the fact that Chris seems to think [[Honor Roll|Philadelphia and Pennsylvania are two separate areas, and not that the former is a city within the latter]]. He then proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], [[Fail|right?]]<br />
<br />
{{-}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2270<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
<!--<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
--><br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2269]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Transcription ===<br />
<br />
''[Odd voice]'' Eloeeh! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! No, I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. I don't have any originality, or [unintelligable] because I never put up a page for my show! In real life, I am only mocking new Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia, I said no, I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, I draw teeeerrribly, I draw everything in squares, I put homosexual drawings in the background, I kill everybody! I put gore all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, [unintelligable], I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is Kacey, except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvaniaa! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call which was sent to the real deal, the real man, in Virginia. Lalalalaallalalaallalalllllaaa!<br />
<br />
''[Pause]''<br />
<br />
Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it for my head! Bye now!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267]]<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118318100 22702010-10-07T23:03:25Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2270''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]].<br />
<br />
In here he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, [[Fail|and trying to mock him]]. Half the time his insults are [[Chris And English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English regional accent doesn't help his attempts to hurl insults much.<br />
<br />
Of note in what Chris tries to point out what is bad about Alec and [[Asperchu]] is that he somehow thinks that being in Virginia is tied to being the creator of Sonichu despite Alec creating Asperchu and the idea that he somehow thinks Alec talks like the missing fifth Beatle, as well as the fact that Chris seems to think [[Honor Roll|Philadelphia and Pennsylvania are two separate areas, and not that the former is a city within the latter]]. He then proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be.<br />
<br />
[[Sonichu 10|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], [[Fail|right?]]<br />
<br />
{{-}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2270<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
<!--<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
--><br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2269]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Transcription ===<br />
<br />
''[Odd voice]'' Eloeeh! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! No, I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. I don't have any originality, or [unintelligable] because I never put up a page for my show! In real life, I am only mocking new Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia, I said no, I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, I draw teeeerrribly, I draw everything in squares, I put homosexual drawings in the background, I kill everybody! I put gore all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, [unintelligable], I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is Kacey, except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvaniaa! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call which was sent to the real deal, the real man, in Virginia. Lalalalaallalalaallalalllllaaa!<br />
<br />
''[Pause]''<br />
<br />
Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it for my head! Bye now!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[100 2267]]<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Airrider1https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2267&diff=118302100 22672010-10-07T22:51:52Z<p>Airrider1: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2267''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video Chris decides to insult [[Clyde Cash]] by making an overblown impression of him and dressing up in blackface, bizarrely (although probably [[Niggos|not by Chris' standards]]), although at least he got the part of Clyde's image being that of a kissy-face-making Guido correct.<br />
<br />
Then all of a sudden he rambles about how he deserves to die and about how he raped Panda.<br />
<br />
This video seems to also point out the disturbing trend lately involving Chris becoming ever more willing to show up in blackface, meaning either [[Chris and art|all that Crayola that he uses for]] [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] is finally being put to some use or [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|something ELSE Chris has in abundance is being utilized.]]<br />
<br />
{{-}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100 2267<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mPsy3QwPiAo}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trolls|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2266]]<br />
| next = [[100 2269]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcription ===<br />
<br />
''[Off camera]''-eep.<br />
<br />
''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''<br />
<br />
''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly Tugboat|silver platter]], I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one cent daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!<br />
<br />
''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]''<br />
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[100 2269]]<br />
*[[100 2270]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2266]]|nextlink=[[100 2269]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Airrider1