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2010-07-15T23:54:52Z

Alcoholic Legend:

THATS NO GOOD! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:52, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

The odd thing is that this is still better than anything that Chris has ever created. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:14, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Before anyone else says anything, yes, I know my drawing skillz suck to the extreme. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:28, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-07-13T08:03:52Z

Alcoholic Legend: Deleting links to the story.

Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2010-07-13T08:02:04Z

Alcoholic Legend: Deleting links to the story.

[[Image:Sr_kids.JPG|thumb|388px|right|From left to right: '''Cerah''', '''Christine''', '''Robbie.''']]
'''Cerah''' (sometimes spelled '''Cera'''), '''Christine''' and '''Robbie''' are the [[Chris and Sex#Incest|inbred]] children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest, followed by Christine, and finally Robbie.<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>

They are identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes.

The children are widely hated by '''everybody''', even more so than the other characters. They make ''[[wikipedia:The Brood|The Brood]]'' look adorable and charming.

==Appearances==

[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|left|Sonichu: The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only insectivore that will ever wuv Chris.]]

The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' Issue 9]], as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish [[lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist their [[Chris|hideous father]] in his quest for [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].

The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!". It should be noted that this is how [[Chris]] talks, not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes.

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and in [[Sonichu 11]]. Sonichu 11 is where Chris started making comics of said Christmas Story. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. However, this could be interpreted as a way of Chris trying to pass of the extremely complex dialogue Robbie has as something a child would say, you know, because he's making malapropisms like those [[wikipedia:Family Circus|melon-headed kids in the funnies]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].

==Evolution==

If we take what Chris said in his [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|"business presentation"]] as canon, happiness/[[Gal-pal|friendship]] is a major factor in the development of sonees and roseys. This, of course, raises the question of ''why'' these little fuckers haven't evolved and joined the legion of one dimensional sideshow attractions in [[Sonichu]]. The logical conclusion is that they are both [[Chandler Cats|mistreated]] and [[Chris|friendless]]. Given that [[Sandy]] evolved in a week after the [[Sonichu 10| toilet-related death of the mother she never knew]], the level of abuse would have to be [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F| extreme violence]] or [[Rape|sexual assault]]. Still, since Chris has been known to rip off [[Pokemon]] mechanics on a whim, he could claim that the children are under the effects of an Everstone, which would prevent them from evolving. That, of course, raises the question:

''[[Pedofork|Why are Sonichu and Rosechu keeping their children in an everlasting childhood?]]''

==Shiny==
Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that [[trolls|his readers]] are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.

It is believed that Sonichu and Rosechu claim Christine is a shiny to hide the fact her real father is either [[Magi-chan]] or [[Darkbind]], which would explain her distinct purple coloring. Darkbind is often considered to be a more likely candidate, with Magi-Chan's obvious [[Homos|homosexuality]] in mind. However, given the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|possibility]] that Rosechu may indeed be a [[Silvana|hermaphrodite]], it is not entirely inconceivable that she and the lavender wonder got drunk one night at a bar and accidentally got knocked up with this little bundle of [[fail|joy]]. Hell, maybe Rosechu is both the mother ''and'' the father.

It's also possible that Christine is in fact the daughter of [[Chris and Sex#Bestiality|Chris and Rosechu]]. Chris's hedgehog form is blue, and pink is a kind of red. Combine the two and you get purple. Chris is also an apathetic psychic, so it's not impossible for him to have wiped or altered Rosechu's memory of the event. Most damning of all is the fact that when uploading images to the CWCipedia for the character bios, he mistyped "ChristineRosey.jpg" as "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg", suggesting that he at the very least sees her as a daughter and at the most another sue for Crystal.

In [[A Sonichu Day|Chris's live-action production of a day in the life of Sonichu]], Rosechu extolled the virtues of Christine's shiny nature, implying, if not outright stating a bad case of parental favoritism. It's unknown if Rosechu loves Christine more than her other children because she's more valuable, or if it's because Christine is the only reminder she has of her forbidden affair with Christine's real father. At any rate, Rosechu seems perfectly happy to pander to Christine's bare-faced arrogance like the disgusting sycophant she is.

==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|left|Isn't he cute?]]

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a [[:Category:Guro|popular subject]] for fan art. In August, 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Sex#Pedophilia|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the strong implication that Christine is not a virgin, most likely deflowered by Sonichu himself.

==Interpretation==
It is clear through Chris's portrayal of the kids that he believes all children to be perfect little angels; Cera, Christine, and Robbie are all very pleasant and agreeable kids who enjoy spending time with and helping out their parents. Any of the alarming things they have done (such as the hint at rape or the urination on a lizard) were clearly intended by Chris to be endearing, and not as disturbing as they really were. The children are never shown misbehaving, throwing tantrums, or doing any of the less-than-wonderful things that anyone who has spent even five minutes with a child knows that they are prone to doing. This clearly demonstrates yet another facet of Chris's [[naïve|naïveté]] about the world. It's a good thing [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] will never be born, because Chris would be in for quite a surprise...
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[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue]]

Perhaps it's very telling that there is only one Sonee in the second generation of sonichus ([[Sandy]] included) and all the rest are female. It is even more telling that Robbie is supposed to be the avatar for Chris's childhood; this confirms the idea that Chris hates all [[JERKS|men]] (besides himself and [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn't_hate|a few others]], most notably Robbie's namesake, [[Bob]]), and now it seems to apply to children as well. This should come as no surprise, given that he had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]] growing up. Therefore, Christine is obviously [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], the sister he wishes he had as well as the daughter he will never have, and Cerah [[Sarah Hammer]], the friend he couldn't keep. The fact that he was able to see Ms. Hammer as both sister and love interest is frankly alarming.

This is also probably why he wrote them being fixed in their child forms. Each of them are supposed to represent his lost childhood, thus by keeping them in [http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neverland NeverLand], that part of his life will live on forever. Since Roseys and Sonees are Chris' personification of innocence and happiness, his [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|reaction]] to fanworks depicting them in [[Guro|obscene situations]] is to be expected. While he has no shame in showing his "grown up" creations in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|all manner of sexual situations]], even those who are [[Zapina|underage]], Chris will get as upset as he does when troll suggest Rosechu has a penis or that Sonichu is gay. The logic behind this (if logic can be associated with Chris) is that Rosechu is his ideal of femininity while Sonichu is his ideal of masculinity. Any insinuation otherwise, because Chris [[Chris_and_reality#Fantasy_and_Fiction|believes fiction is real]], throws his worldview into disarray. So, by drawing Robbie being raped, to Chris you are ''literally'' raping his childhood!

==Sauces==
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==See also:==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]] The first time the little abominations ever spoke
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]
* Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]''

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Sonee & Rosey

2010-07-13T08:01:11Z

Alcoholic Legend: Deleting links to the story.

[[Image:SchuSoneeRosey.jpg|thumb|A '''Sonee''' and a '''Rosey'''. Note that Rosey's looking lustfully at Sonee. [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Seriously]].]]

'''Sonees''' and '''Roseys''' are the pre-evolutionary forms of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]. Their colors usually correspond to their type. Most [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] in the comic started out as eggs that fell out of a [[homos|rainbow]] and hatched as Sonees and Roseys.

Technically, baby versions of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] never could have existed because they were transformed directly from a Pikachu and Raichu, not Pichu, their pre-evolved form. It's also unconfirmed whether or not the ''[[Hanky-panky|miracle of birth]]'' provides Sonichu offspring with their shoes, bows, and skirts shown. None of the [[Chaotic Combo]], or [[Silvana]], correspond to the "Original Sonee and Rosey", but rather to the prismatic range of the [[Rainbow]]. There's also a continuity in the attire with the "Sonichu/Rosechu" species; "Sonees" are stark-naked with shoes while "Roseys" are wearing dresses. This might be a link with their [[Homos|sexuality]] but Chris, their grandfather, is [[Mailbag 19|unclear on the subject]].

Although Chris has stated that he finds them cute, most ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Trolls|readers]] reacted in disgust when first confronted with these hideously repulsive creatures, and a large consensus has agreed that they are some of the most aggravating characters, their lack of comprehensible (relatively speaking; most Sonichu dialogue is at least in something that resembles [[English]]) speech being a major cause of anger. Their physical appearance is also a source of much disgust, as it is an overload of conventionally "cute" characteristics, done horribly wrong. They look like they're trying too hard to be cute, and it is sickening.

The appearance by [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] in [[A Sonichu Day]] is a particularly grating one, as Chris gives them some of the most retarded dialogue he has ever given, in a despicably twee voice. Their appearance in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], where he uses them to represent younger versions of himself and [[Sarah Hammer]], is also horrific when you realize just how contrived and passive-aggressive it all is.

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==Sonee==
{{quote|Sonee is the pre-evolved form of sonichu. He is known to have a lot of [[spunk]] and speed. This cute pokemon packs a lot of [[sex|action]].|Sonee ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]. He has a lot of spunk and speed, and is quite "cute". He is apparently born with shoes on. Like most other Pokemon, they can only speak gibberish.

==Rosey==
[[Image:SchuComic4Page4.jpg|thumb|The birth of a '''Rosey''' [[Bubbles]], sans skirt.]]

{{quote|Rosey is the pre-evolved form of rosechu. Her [[Pickle|cuteness]] always gets the [[Pedofork|awe of her enemies]]. When she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute.|[[:Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|Rosey Animal Crossing card]]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. According to Chris her so called "cuteness" always gets the awe of her enemies, and when she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute. This last feat is physically impossible, but never mind ''that'', because it offers an [[Pedofork|opportunity]] for panty-shots, that is if they had any, which in fact makes it even worse. It is unclear if Rosey is born with her skirt on, or if it is purchased separately. The Rosey form of [[Bubbles]], for instance (see right), was never born with a skirt.

==Biologee==
An examination of the birthdates of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] reveals that Rosechus have a gestation period of less than three months. This amount of time would for a normal creature be insufficient for healthy development, which possibly explains why Sonees and Roseys appear [[retarded]] and half-[[Yawning Squirtle|baked all the time]].

However, Sonees and Rosees seem to vary a lot in intelligence. As infants, the Chaotic Combo could only say their own names (which is supposed to be [[Things Chris has ripped off|how Pokemon communicate]]). And the "Original" Sonee and Rosey can only say Goo-Goo, suggesting they start with even less intelligence. However, the Sonichu Children are capable of speaking in complete (albeit mangled) sentences. Hell, Sandy was able to talk right after she was born! This discrepancy in intelligence has been addressed in [[Mailbag 23]] in which Chris states that [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cerah, Christine and Robbie]] learned English from their parents and that the Chaotic combo didn't have English speaking guardians, which is a [[lie]] as [[Bubbles]] started speaking English while trying to rescue her mother and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] didn't even have any human guardians. This still doesn't address why Sandy could speak right after being born. Regardless of this, they are all still of inferior intelligence.

It is also worth noting that Sonees and Roseys do not wear the white gloves that Sonichu and Rosechu wear at all times; acquiring the gloves is likely a rite-of-passage. Disturbingly, Sonees and Roseys have rounded stumps rather than hands which gives them the appearance of Thalidomide babies, but knowing Chris, he probably ripped them off from the creatures from the ''Sonic'' games known as Chao.

There's also the strong possibility that Sonichu and Rosechu's children are not representative of the typical Sonee & Rosey Poke-type. In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] went from hatching from an egg to her mature form and the intellectual skills of a fourth grader inside of a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_86 single week!] This leaves us to formulate the hypothesis that Sonichu's children are kinda [[retarded|slower than the average]] to evolve in their adult form. Another possibility is that Sandy evolved rapidly because her [[Wild Sonichu|father]] [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|lavished attention on her]], while Cera, Christine and Robbie are left with [[Heather Iglesias|the nanny]] while their parents are forced to fulfill the wishes of [[Christian Weston Chandler|a deranged tyrant]].

==Galleree==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:164-ACSonee.jpg|JESUS CHIRST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!
Image:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg
Image:166-SoneeCard.jpg
Image:231-ACRosey.jpg|[[Pedofork|Notice how Chris draws Rosey with a skirt, but no top...]]
Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|[[Pedofork|The card pretty much speaks for itself.]]
Image:233-RoseyCard.jpg
Image:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg
Image:Demonicrobbie.jpg|[[Audiobooks|GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE]]
Image:Morechristmasshit.jpg|[[The Creepy Stare|This image will haunt your soul]].
Image:Gwandpawuvshisgwandchildren.jpg|Gwandpa Chwis wuvs his gwandchildren.
Image:LOLRape.jpg|Chris spends some quality time with his grandkids.
Image:FeedingTime.jpg|A baby Sonee & a baby Rosey feeding off Chris's [[duck]] milk.
Image:Bizarro Chris Sonichu's Offspring.jpg|Bizarro Chris
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Metonic]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[Sonichu 3#Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"|Sonichu 3 Ep.10]], the first episode to feature Sonees and Roseys, to the chagrin of Sonichu [[Trolls|fans]].
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Characters]]

User talk:Xanabit

2010-06-27T08:33:19Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Your Fan Art */

==Not A Forum==

{{Not A Forum}}

CWCki talkpages are not forums. Discontinue using talk pages for discussion. Your Autism is no excuse. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:17, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

==Your Fan Art==

I just want to tell you that your fan art is awesome and much appreciated. You don't know how satisfying it is for me to see pictures of those [[Sonee & Rosey|little fuckers]] being brutally tortured/murdered. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:56, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks, I just wish I was a better artist. The horrible sadness is Chris has had more practice drawing since graduating high school than I have. :( --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I like the way you draw them. It helps me feel less sorry for them.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:52, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:You have given nightmares and for that i salute you.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey, just wanted to tell ya I saw all the stuff you drew on /cwc/ and think it's just as awesome as the story art. The Father's Day picture (one of my favorites) alone would be enough to get Chris angry (although I don't know if he'd respond anymore). Nicely Done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 08:33, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Virgin with rage

2010-06-25T03:25:05Z

Alcoholic Legend:

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{{quote|Tell me why / I'm stuck as a virgin with rage / Tell me why / I so need a cute girl my age|[[So Need a Cute Girl]]}}

[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|thumb|[[shecameforCWC.jpg|WHY?]]]]

'''Virgin with rage''' is [[Chris's]] description of himself, a catch phrase that he has made his very own. The term's origins stem from the fact that this [[Autism|retard]] is indeed a virgin (and will forever remain so). Rendered helpless by this condition, his eternal virginity engenders [[stress|frustration]] and [[rage]].

Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brings up the subject completely unprovoked, even in casual conversation with somebody he has just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it's generally not a good idea to mention that he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

== Hormonal rage ==
Chris is probably dimly aware of his eventual fate, that he is destined to be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much repressed sexual drive, combined with the social ineptitude resulting from his [[autism]], means that Chris is ready to snap at any point. Only [[mass debating]] keeps Chris from playing ''Counter-Strike'' IRL.

{{quote | Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. |Chris, on how he could fly off the handle}}

Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't: touching her hair, touching her shoulder, giving her random and unwanted hugs, etc. Chris even went so far as to corner her and try to kiss her.

Likewise, [[Facebook]] correspondence between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba revealed this pearl:
{{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine," and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."

I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.|Chris, [[Facebook messages]], January 10 at 12:28 a.m}}

Alba was doubtlessly traumatized.

==Public references to his virginity==
*[[So Need a Cute Girl]], which Chris recorded in August 2003, features the first known use of the term "virgin with rage."

*Chris's letter to ''Nintendo Power'' about [[Sprung]] from the spring of 2004 concludes, "So thank you, [[Nintendo]] and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed."

*The first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]] from 2004 featured Chris's poem [[Saddest Heart in the World]], where he whines repeatedly about his virginity and repeats some of the lyrics from "So Need a Cute Girl."

*According to an entry in [[CWC's_Diary#September.2C_2004|CWC's Diary]] from September 2004, Chris told his "Lonesome Virgin story" to a [[jerkop]] who interrupted his loitering at the mall.

*After he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris sent an angry e-mail to Sony, where he announced "YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" *sigh*"

*Likewise, his [[PSN_Blogs#4_August_2007_.E2.80.94_Adam_Stackhouse.21.21.21|PSN Blog]] update from after losing the contest includes the line "I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN."

*In Chris's first video address of the post-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] era, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], he doesn't actually come out and bluntly announce that he's a virgin. [[CWC's Second Message]], however, hammers the point home. There, Chris calls himself "the innocent, still 26-year-old virgin."

*During his IRC fan chat from [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|26 October 2008]], Chris billed his fictitious new girlfriend [[Chloe]] as his "VIRGIN-TAKER."

*Chris's New Years resolution for 2009, announced on [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]]: "Lose my Virginity with a Woman."

*While assaulting his blow-up doll in the [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] video from 17 April 2009, Chris says, "Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity..."

*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia profile]] from May 2009 includes multiple references to his virginity.

*In the [[CWC Trollin More]] video from 19 July 2009, Chris announced that he was "still a virgin," retracting one of the many obvious lies in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

*At the end of [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], from 9 August 2009, Chris sums up his achievements in life (including his [[Julie|trip to Ohio]]) and says that "the—only thing—mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker."

*One of Chris's posts on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] was signed "Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate."

*In the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Common Questions]] from 15 January 2010, a correspondent asked Chris why he was so fixated on sex. He answered, "Oh, I don't know, how about being a Frustrated Virgin?!"

*Chris's [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea for sex to Damian Antaria]], uploaded 14 March 2010, features his standard whine about being "a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin."

==Sauces==
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== See also ==
* [[Chris and anger]]
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Chris and rape]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-24T07:54:53Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

==Stuff==
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate. I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the "Prisoner Sonee" will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this. Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sup ==

Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010

:Hey, sorry, missed your question. To answer it, no, so far I'm not planning on having Chris die. Still, I'm thinking about something horrible happening to him. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 07:54, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== Something i would like an opinion on ==

[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the "cured" wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain.
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence. However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, & the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::though he won't do most of those things for pure sadistic joy like the protagonist does in a sonichu adventure, but mostly FOR SCIENCE! but certain things from the adventure will be adapted like "mr. bucket" to dispose of the bodies and feed the sonees, as you could see the rosey-sonee, but he won't cut its tongue and will make it an hermafrodite, and so on. your sick mind may actually help create one of the most interesting yet simple characters for our story.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:27, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Gotta admit, I really like how you're using some of my ideas and putting your own spin to it. Mixes things up a bit. : ) I'm looking forward to reading your series once it begins. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

===Some adaptated things===

Here is my rendition, that would hopefully be part of the main comic, of some elements from sonichu adventure '''2'''! I changed some of them though. "Mr. Bucket" is now used to despose of dead proto-sonees and proto-roseys (i know you would have enjoyed of them being alive though) to be fed to the farmed prosees who live in a copy of laughyland, except without dobermans. and the origin of the soney-rosey is fleshed out. though i feel like i gave the prosees to much refinement and now, IMHO actually look a little bit endearing, though i was aiming for just simpathethic (although i shouldn't worry for that part with you :P). I hope you like it, tell me what you think!

[[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 1.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 2.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 3.jpg|400px]]
:[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

I like this whole thing a lot (the Nursery being a breeding farm, the "Mister Bucket" disposing babies, etc.). The Sonee & Rosey playing tag combined with the Sonee-Rosey thing made it all the better for me. Very deranged and well done J0. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:do the protos still seem souless, or have i given them more "spark" than what chris has.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, yes, I thought that the two playing tag were slightly more realistic. Remember, Chris always draws these things 2-dimensionally (I hope that makes sense). They're always flat and facing the reader (which is one reason I hate them so). If you're going for retarded, have them face the reader, if you want something more believable, do what you've been doing. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh, also, they have actual facial expressions, you know, like actual living creatures. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:21, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Great! I made myself a personal challenge: to see if i could make even the most hated character (the sonee, roseys and sonichu's children) even somewhat likeable or sympathethic. Knowing that even you feel that they are not irritating like that, means that i have suceeded and so has my writing. thought i left the permanent ":3" face on the sonees and the bow and skirts on the roseys so they still have a piece of chris in them.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Manwithoutabody

2010-06-24T07:50:50Z

Alcoholic Legend:

Quick question. I assume that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManWithoutABody this] is you? - [[User:AreYouAFool|AreYouAFool]] 15:52, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== Ham ==

{{tl|Ham}} We sure as hell have a template for that now! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:01, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your analisis of sonee and rosey and children's shows ==

I love it.Just saying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:18, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your Youtube Dramatic Readings ==

Just wanted to tell ya that I've been watching your "My Inner Life" readings. One of the funniest things I've ever heard. Nicely Done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 07:50, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-24T01:21:47Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Some adaptated things */

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

==Stuff==
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate. I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the "Prisoner Sonee" will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this. Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sup ==

Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010

== Something i would like an opinion on ==

[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the "cured" wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain.
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence. However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, & the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::though he won't do most of those things for pure sadistic joy like the protagonist does in a sonichu adventure, but mostly FOR SCIENCE! but certain things from the adventure will be adapted like "mr. bucket" to dispose of the bodies and feed the sonees, as you could see the rosey-sonee, but he won't cut its tongue and will make it an hermafrodite, and so on. your sick mind may actually help create one of the most interesting yet simple characters for our story.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:27, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Gotta admit, I really like how you're using some of my ideas and putting your own spin to it. Mixes things up a bit. : ) I'm looking forward to reading your series once it begins. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

===Some adaptated things===

Here is my rendition, that would hopefully be part of the main comic, of some elements from sonichu adventure '''2'''! I changed some of them though. "Mr. Bucket" is now used to despose of dead proto-sonees and proto-roseys (i know you would have enjoyed of them being alive though) to be fed to the farmed prosees who live in a copy of laughyland, except without dobermans. and the origin of the soney-rosey is fleshed out. though i feel like i gave the prosees to much refinement and now, IMHO actually look a little bit endearing, though i was aiming for just simpathethic (although i shouldn't worry for that part with you :P). I hope you like it, tell me what you think!

[[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 1.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 2.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 3.jpg|400px]]
:[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

I like this whole thing a lot (the Nursery being a breeding farm, the "Mister Bucket" disposing babies, etc.). The Sonee & Rosey playing tag combined with the Sonee-Rosey thing made it all the better for me. Very deranged and well done J0. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:do the protos still seem souless, or have i given them more "spark" than what chris has.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, yes, I thought that the two playing tag were slightly more realistic. Remember, Chris always draws these things 2-dimensionally (I hope that makes sense). They're always flat and facing the reader (which is one reason I hate them so). If you're going for retarded, have them face the reader, if you want something more believable, do what you've been doing. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh, also, they have actual facial expressions, you know, like actual living creatures. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:21, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

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{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

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*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate. I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the "Prisoner Sonee" will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this. Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sup ==

Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010

== Something i would like an opinion on ==

[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the "cured" wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain.
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence. However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, & the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::though he won't do most of those things for pure sadistic joy like the protagonist does in a sonichu adventure, but mostly FOR SCIENCE! but certain things from the adventure will be adapted like "mr. bucket" to dispose of the bodies and feed the sonees, as you could see the rosey-sonee, but he won't cut its tongue and will make it an hermafrodite, and so on. your sick mind may actually help create one of the most interesting yet simple characters for our story.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:27, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Gotta admit, I really like how you're using some of my ideas and putting your own spin to it. Mixes things up a bit. : ) I'm looking forward to reading your series once it begins. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

===Some adaptated things===

Here is my rendition, that would hopefully be part of the main comic, of some elements from sonichu adventure '''2'''! I changed some of them though. "Mr. Bucket" is now used to despose of dead proto-sonees and proto-roseys (i know you would have enjoyed of them being alive though) to be fed to the farmed prosees who live in a copy of laughyland, except without dobermans. and the origin of the soney-rosey is fleshed out. though i feel like i gave the prosees to much refinement and now, IMHO actually look a little bit endearing, though i was aiming for just simpathethic (although i shouldn't worry for that part with you :P). I hope you like it, tell me what you think!

[[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 1.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 2.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 3.jpg|400px]]
:[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

I like this whole thing a lot (the Nursery being a breeding farm, the "Mister Bucket" disposing babies, etc.). The Sonee & Rosey playing tag combined with the Sonee-Rosey thing made it all the better for me. Very deranged and well done J0. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:do the protos still seem souless, or have i given them more "spark" than what chris has.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, yes, I thought that the two playing tag were slightly more realistic. Remember, Chris always draws these things 2-dimensionally (I hope that makes sense). They're always flat and facing the reader (which is one reason I hate them so). If you're going for retarded, have them face the reader, if you want something more believable, do what you've been doing. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

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{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

==Stuff==
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate. I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the "Prisoner Sonee" will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this. Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sup ==

Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010

== Something i would like an opinion on ==

[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the "cured" wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain.
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence. However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, & the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::though he won't do most of those things for pure sadistic joy like the protagonist does in a sonichu adventure, but mostly FOR SCIENCE! but certain things from the adventure will be adapted like "mr. bucket" to dispose of the bodies and feed the sonees, as you could see the rosey-sonee, but he won't cut its tongue and will make it an hermafrodite, and so on. your sick mind may actually help create one of the most interesting yet simple characters for our story.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:27, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Gotta admit, I really like how you're using some of my ideas and putting your own spin to it. Mixes things up a bit. : ) I'm looking forward to reading your series once it begins. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

===Some adaptated things===

Here is my rendition, that would hopefully be part of the main comic, of some elements from sonichu adventure '''2'''! I changed some of them though. "Mr. Bucket" is now used to despose of dead proto-sonees and proto-roseys (i know you would have enjoyed of them being alive though) to be fed to the farmed prosees who live in a copy of laughyland, except without dobermans. and the origin of the soney-rosey is fleshed out. though i feel like i gave the prosees to much refinement and now, IMHO actually look a little bit endearing, though i was aiming for just simpathethic (although i shouldn't worry for that part with you :P). I hope you like it, tell me what you think!

[[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 1.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 2.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 3.jpg|400px]]
:[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

I like this whole thing a lot (the Nursery being a breeding farm, the "Mister Bucket" disposing babies, etc.). The Sonee & Rosey playing tag combined with the Sonee-Rosey thing made it all the better for me. Very deranged and well done J0. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Xanabit

2010-06-24T00:56:50Z

Alcoholic Legend: Nice Work

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-22T22:54:35Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

==Stuff==
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate. I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the "Prisoner Sonee" will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this. Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sup ==

Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010

== Something i would like an opinion on ==

[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the "cured" wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain.
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence. However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, & the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::though he won't do most of those things for pure sadistic joy like the protagonist does in a sonichu adventure, but mostly FOR SCIENCE! but certain things from the adventure will be adapted like "mr. bucket" to dispose of the bodies and feed the sonees, as you could see the rosey-sonee, but he won't cut its tongue and will make it an hermafrodite, and so on. your sick mind may actually help create one of the most interesting yet simple characters for our story.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:27, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Gotta admit, I really like how you're using some of my ideas and putting your own spin to it. Mixes things up a bit. : ) I'm looking forward to reading your series once it begins. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-22T22:19:46Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

==Stuff==
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate. I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the "Prisoner Sonee" will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this. Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sup ==

Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010

== Something i would like an opinion on ==

[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the "cured" wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain.
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence. However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, & the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

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Alcoholic Legend: /* Something i would like an opinion on */

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

==Stuff==
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate. I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the "Prisoner Sonee" will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this. Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sup ==

Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010

== Something i would like an opinion on ==

[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the "cured" wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain.
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence. However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, & the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Sonee & Rosey

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[[Image:SchuSoneeRosey.jpg|thumb|A '''Sonee''' and a '''Rosey'''. Note that Rosey's looking lustfully at Sonee. [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Seriously]].]]

'''Sonees''' and '''Roseys''' are the pre-evolutionary forms of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]. Their colors usually correspond to their type. Most [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] in the comic started out as eggs that fell out of a rainbow and hatched as Sonees and Roseys.

Technically, baby versions of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] never could have existed because they were transformed directly from a Pikachu and Raichu, not Pichu, their pre-evolved form. It's also unconfirmed whether or not the ''[[Hanky-panky|miracle of birth]]'' provides Sonichu offspring with their shoes, bows, and skirts shown. None of the [[Chaotic Combo]], or [[Silvana]], correspond to the "Original Sonee and Rosey", but rather to the prismatic range of the [[Rainbow]]. There's also a continuity in the attire with the "Sonichu/Rosechu" species; "Sonees" are stark-naked with shoes while "Roseys" are wearing dresses. This might be a link with their [[Homos|sexuality]] but Chris, their grandfather, is [[Mailbag 19|unclear on the subject]].

Although Chris has stated that he finds them cute, most ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Trolls|readers]] reacted in disgust when first confronted with these hideously repulsive creatures, and a large consensus has agreed that they are some of the most aggravating characters, their lack of comprehensible (relatively speaking; most Sonichu dialogue is at least in something that resembles [[English]]) speech being a major cause of anger. Their physical appearance is also a source of much disgust, as it is an overload of conventionally "cute" characteristics, done horribly wrong. They look like they're trying too hard to be cute, and it is sickening. [[User:Alcoholic Legend|One fan]], so aggravated and repulsed by these creatures, went as far as writing a [[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure|story]] where YOU, the reader, can murder these monstrosities.

The appearance by [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] in [[A Sonichu Day]] is a particularly grating one, as Chris gives them some of the most retarded dialogue he has ever given, in a despicably twee voice. Their appearance in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], where he uses them to represent younger versions of himself and [[Sarah Hammer]], is also horrific when you realize just how contrived and passive-aggressive it all is.

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==Sonee==
{{quote|Sonee is the pre-evolved form of sonichu. He is known to have a lot of [[spunk]] and speed. This cute pokemon packs a lot of [[sex|action]].|Sonee ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]. He has a lot of spunk and speed, and is quite "cute". He is apparently born with shoes on.

==Rosey==
[[Image:SchuComic4Page4.jpg|thumb|The birth of a '''Rosey''' [[Bubbles]], sans skirt.]]

{{quote|Rosey is the pre-evolved form of rosechu. Her [[Pickle|cuteness]] always gets the [[Pedofork|awe of her enemies]]. When she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute.|[[:Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|Rosey Animal Crossing card]]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. According to Chris her so called "cuteness" always gets the awe of her enemies, and when she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute. This last feat is physically impossible, but never mind ''that'', because it offers an [[Pedofork|opportunity]] for panty-shots, that is if they had any, which in fact makes it even worse. It is unclear if Rosey is born with her skirt on, or if it is purchased separately. The Rosey form of [[Bubbles]], for instance (see right), was never born with a skirt.

==Biologee==
An examination of the birthdates of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] reveals that Rosechus have a gestation period of less than three months. This amount of time would for a normal creature be insufficient for healthy development, which possibly explains why Sonees and Roseys appear [[retarded]] and half-[[Yawning Squirtle|baked all the time]].

However, Sonees and Rosees seem to vary a lot in intelligence. As infants, the Chaotic Combo could only say their own names (which is supposed to be [[Things Chris has ripped off|how Pokemon communicate]]). And the "Original" Sonee and Rosey can only say Goo-Goo, suggesting they start with even less intelligence. However, the Sonichu Children are capable of speaking in complete (albeit mangled) sentences. Hell, Sandy was able to talk right after she was born! This discrepancy in intelligence has been addressed in [[Mailbag 23]] in which Chris states that [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cerah, Christine and Robbie]] learned English from their parents and that the Chaotic combo didn't have English speaking guardians, which is a [[lie]] as [[Bubbles]] started speaking English while trying to rescue her mother and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] didn't even have any human guardians. This still doesn't address why Sandy could speak right after being born. Regardless of this, they are all still of inferior intelligence.

It is also worth noting that Sonees and Roseys do not wear the white gloves that Sonichu and Rosechu wear at all times; acquiring the gloves is likely a rite-of-passage. Disturbingly, Sonees and Roseys have rounded stumps rather than hands which gives them the appearance of Thalidomide babies, but knowing Chris, he probably ripped them off from the creatures from the ''Sonic'' games known as Chao.

There's also the strong possibility that Sonichu and Rosechu's children are not representative of the typical Sonee & Rosey Poke-type. In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] went from hatching from an egg to her mature form and the intellectual skills of a fourth grader inside of a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_86 single week!] This leaves us to formulate the hypothesis that Sonichu's children are kinda [[retarded|slower than the average]] to evolve in their adult form. Another possibility is that Sandy evolved rapidly because her [[Wild Sonichu|father]] [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|lavished attention on her]], while Cera, Christine and Robbie are left with [[Heather Iglesias|the nanny]] while their parents are forced to fulfill the wishes of [[Christian Weston Chandler|a deranged tyrant]].

==Galleree==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:164-ACSonee.jpg|JESUS CHIRST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!
Image:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg
Image:166-SoneeCard.jpg
Image:231-ACRosey.jpg|[[Pedofork|Notice how Chris draws Rosey with a skirt, but no top...]]
Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|[[Pedofork|The card pretty much speaks for itself.]]
Image:233-RoseyCard.jpg
Image:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg
Image:Demonicrobbie.jpg|[[Audiobooks|GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE]]
Image:Morechristmasshit.jpg|[[The Creepy Stare|This image will haunt your soul]].
Image:Gwandpawuvshisgwandchildren.jpg|Gwandpa Chwis wuvs his gwandchildren.
Image:LOLRape.jpg|Chris spends some quality time with his grandkids.
Image:FeedingTime.jpg|A baby Sonee & a baby Rosey feeding off Chris's [[duck]] milk.
Image:Bizarro Chris Sonichu's Offspring.jpg|Bizarro Chris
Image: Bizarro Sonee and Rosey.jpg| More Bizarro Chris
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Metonic]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[Sonichu 3#Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"|Sonichu 3 Ep.10]], the first episode to feature Sonees and Roseys, to the chagrin of Sonichu [[Trolls|fans]].
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]
*[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure|A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

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Alcoholic Legend:

...Chris should go back to the Sonichu medallion. Seriously. That was ''less'' of a pussy deflector than ''this''!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:50, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Sadly enough, you may be right. This just goes to show that Chris is sinking ever deeper into the hole he's dug himself. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:57, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-19T01:41:57Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{kitty}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

Part 2 of the fan story has been started.

Chapters 0 through 7 are currently up and running. : )

[[Fan: A Very Sonichu Adventure 2: CWCville Nursery]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

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2010-06-18T19:39:30Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Just sayin'. */

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2010-06-17T23:29:59Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Just sayin'. */

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-17T04:47:47Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{kitty}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

Part 2 of the fan story has been started.

Chapters 0 through 6 are currently up and running. : )

[[Fan: A Very Sonichu Adventure 2: CWCville Nursery]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-13T23:28:29Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{kitty}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

Part 2 of the fan story has been started.

Chapters 0 through 5 are currently up and running. : )

[[Fan: A Very Sonichu Adventure 2: CWCville Nursery]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

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2010-06-12T22:54:34Z

Alcoholic Legend:

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2010-06-12T22:54:05Z

Alcoholic Legend:

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-12T21:40:39Z

Alcoholic Legend: Edit

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-12T21:36:52Z

Alcoholic Legend:

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-12T21:06:24Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{kitty}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

Part 2 of the fan story has been started.

Chapters 0 through 4 are currently up and running. : )

[[Fan: A Very Sonichu Adventure 2: CWCville Nursery]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

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2010-06-12T11:33:42Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Hello */

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2010-06-12T11:31:07Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Hello */ New Sonee Designs

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2010-06-11T17:39:09Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* A Warning...Really? */

Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH. This is an urge I cannot control. Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You did a good job! I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rename dis bitch ==
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up. This should be "6 June 2010". What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==

This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide. I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself <s>v@</s> V& by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably. They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Add to relevant article?==
"Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!"
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)

==Stalking==

According to Wikipedia, which is always right, "[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person." Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers "enemies", him stalking people "offending" him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Snyder's input==

Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story? He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==

I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his "Love-Quest"? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::That's not true. Sometimes he stands up to play Guitar Hero and threaten the internet. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 15:29, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Made up at the spot?==
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept. That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Robotnik==

I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic & Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*So he'll say "I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!" every time we win? Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yeah, kinda like that. And eventually he'll get fed up of going after <s>Sonic</s> the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen. Except by "building," I mean "inflating," and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.

:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky. Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero. Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno. It would be just like AoStH, except "Robotnik" has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:::As opposed to the real Robotnik, who sings like an Angel. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

::::A lot like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvyvwoi6mrw Long John Baldry], actually. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 01:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

:::Make it so, number two. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:38, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

::::Ta-da.
[[Image:Dr Chris Chan.png|left|150px]][[Image:Sonic Clyde Cash.jpg|center|200px]]--[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 10:19, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Put these images in the fanart section immediatly! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

I wish Chris was still taking fanmail. Maybe an innocent seven-year-old fan would mail it claiming Chris reminded him of Robotnik or something. I'm sure that would put him in a minor fit. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:11, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

==Police Report==
There must be one. I don't know any free service to get the record, but if anyone does, toss it up. Alternatively, if someone is willing to use a pay service to get at it, it might make somebody here love you. Not me though. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
* Keep an eye on [http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&vw=criminal&1=IgL6lgJ0ciJdZHqNItwC9IIt79kNs2z0bXy0js2l1aI%3d&input=name this page]. It has Chris's other crimes, so it may be updated later. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 19:58, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks Bluth, I'll be watching that. But there should be a document written by a police officer that details the entire incident from the perspective of that officer. I think that might do a lot to give a clear image of what happened, since all we've got is a few words from Michael (who didn't give much detail, and may not be totally correct) and a video from Chris (who is pretty okay with lying, and regardless is a poor communicator). The records are sorted by place and time, not name, but should be pretty trackable. The only issue is that I think you need access to a paid database to collect the record if you're outside the jurisdiction. I'm not 100% sure though, since I've never gone looking for one. If somebody knows how to find the record, that would probably make the entire situation ''much'' clearer. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:03, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
*Once the case is closed the information is open to public perusal...provided there is a case, or if a write-up counts. --[[User:Hellion|Hellion]] 12:25 11 June, 2010

==Am I the only one that noticed this?==
I noticed the absence of not only the medallion but also the amnyfest ring. Usually this means that this isnt TRUE and HONEST content, right? Or is there some other mitigating circumstance? I am not going to edit the article to highlight this as I doubt that no one hasnt noticed these things missing. I am just interested on you guys' take on this. Thoughts? [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 20:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Good eye! I missed this detail.--[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 21:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Neither have the past two videos before this. Either that means the past two videos (effectively both internet rage quits, and we can see how honest those were) were all lies, or it's part of his newer, more-"mature" (if you can call it that) image, what with the less retarded clothing. I think the latter is more likely, although the former would make sense. I just doubt Chris actually plans things like that. And given his frequent tendency of lying, he'd probably label blatant lies as True and Honest anyway. --[[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 04:10, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think someone in the YASG briefed him on the cock-blocking power of the medallion. So, in the effort of cosplay Marco Polo, he removed the piece of clay and replaced it by his own brand of "Trailer Chic". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
== A Warning...Really? ==

Did the cops seriously let Chris off with a warning? Were they not informed beforehand about his previous troubles with Chris? I was absolutely furious to hear that Chris was let off the hook again. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

He's got three priors so the police know him. And they what we know; he's too weak to cause people real harm. Still, he's dangerous behind the wheel. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
*Those three priors were five years ago. Plus, anyone who sees Chris can tell that he has some sort of mental problem--Wes always thought he had Downs, for example. If Bob and Barb are any indication, Charlottesville is surrounded by lawsuit happy rednecks and the cop wouldn't have a chance in court--and even then such a scandal would ruin their career, they'd always be "that monster who busted a poor retarded guy". Really, the warning was the best thing they could do. If Chris winds up doing something stupid again this year, they'll probably come down on him a bit harder.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:18, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

** I agree, the cops probably let him off easy because they did sense that he's retarded. However, it won't be much help to him if he does it again. At this point, Chris's repeated harassment of Michael could very well be argued to be criminal and definitely threatening. If Chris pulls this shit again, their are going to be 2 outcomes:

1. If the cops do nothing or let him off with a warning again, Michael has more than enough proof to file a civil suit against Chris for mental suffering, and Chris's autism wont get him off the hook this time, because regardless of Chris's mental state, he did cause suffering to Michael. Either Chris's parents (or possibly the police department if it can be proved they acted negligently in protecting Michael form Chris) would end up having to pay for Snyder's suffering, and most likely it would be the lumberjack and snorlax, as their his legal guardians. When they have to sell the house to pay off the legal bills and judgment against them, maybe then they will reflect on their utter failure as parents.

2. Chris get's arrested, booked and processed. Now, since he is legally retarded, he wouldn't get sent to jail, but he is still a danger to the community, so he'd end up institutionalized. This would be perfect, as he'd be forced to live with a bunch of other "slow in the minds" and I'm 90% certain that they don't allow video games, especially not to retards that have addictions to them. He could then only be released if it's proven that he's capable of functioning in the real world, and we all know that that isn't gonna happen.

Needless to say, Chris has pushed his luck for the last time. If he does do something criminal again, he'll be in deep shit --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:46, 11 June 2010 (EST)
*Here here! Lets all hope that he gets his comeuppance next time then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:35, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

**Here's Hoping : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:39, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== He mentioned two trolls to the officers ==

Which two get the honor, I Say Clyde and tito

Does he realize how crazy he must sound if the police have no idea what a "troll" is? You take away the internet meaning, and he sounds like some paranoid retard who thinks some imaginary creatures are out to get him via the web.--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 08:17, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== Has Chris crossed the line? ==
If he's really tried to kill Michael, is it possible this has stopped being funny and started being scary?
-Sarge 13:33 10 June 2010.
* God damn, guys, stop being so melodramatic. This shit isn't scary, and no matter what he does, he will never achieve an action which is scary. You guys need to get off the internet more. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:37, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
* He tried to hit someone with a car.
:*Sign your posts guys. It's just 4 ~ in a row, not that hard. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:17, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
* Chris is a first-class pussy. I think he tried to do so but became skittish at the last second. I still think he might hit someone on a 'Tard-Rage moment but this wasn't the case. As far as I can say, Chris's stalking habits raised many red flags even before I have heard that he owns a car. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:13, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

"Chris cross" lol.

but seriously, if the police won't do anything, this is probably what will land him in jail for good, considering he can't do anything else. Let's just hope he's still reluctant to actually kill anyone IRL. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:44, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

=="Fiddle" the cats==

Just for the articles sake can we find where the rumor started that seems to be getting Manchild a bit annoyed? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*Chris invented it on June 4 after a woman, possibly either Michael Snyder's wife or daughter, called him a "kiddie fiddler" and he misheard it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:32, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-11T15:48:15Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{kitty}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

Part 2 of the fan story has been started.

Chapters 0 through 3 are currently up and running. : )

[[Fan: A Very Sonichu Adventure 2: CWCville Nursery]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

File talk:Creepychu's Midday Snack.jpg

2010-06-11T13:59:30Z

Alcoholic Legend:

Beautiful : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I was just gonna ask you what you thought.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:It looks so happy to be feeding a hungry person. Such a noble creature.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:24, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::Despite being souless abominations, Sonees love to help others.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:56, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Definitely your best yet (and I'm not just saying that to be nice). I've got it saved in my "Pictures" folder, I love it so much. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 13:59, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

File talk:Creepychu's Midday Snack.jpg

2010-06-11T00:02:11Z

Alcoholic Legend: Awesome

Beautiful : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-10T22:34:45Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{kitty}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

Part 2 of the fan story has been started.

Chapters 0 through 2 are currently up and running. : )

[[Fan: A Very Sonichu Adventure 2: CWCville Nursery]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-10T20:05:31Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{kitty}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

Part 2 of the fan story has been started.

Chapters 0 & 1 are currently up and running. : )

[[Fan: A Very Sonichu Adventure 2: CWCville Nursery]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

Talk:Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2010-06-08T13:16:02Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* The Fry Kids Connection? */

== Possible Inbreds? ==

I know I'm not the first to think this, but who else believes that these little mistakes of the human imagination are imbreds? There are several hints throughout the comic implying an incestuous undertone between Sonichu and Rosechu, plus Chris being their "father" as it is really makes me wonder about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
* I wouldn't consider them calling Chris father a hint (he's not really their father, but they both see him as a father figure; still has incestuous undertones, but isn't the same thing) so much as the fact that they, the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]] all originate from the same [[rainbow]]. I don't know how Chris's weird shit works, but wouldn't that make them all (or at least the Chaotic Combo and Silvana, as their eggs came from the rainbow) siblings? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:12, 1 October 2009 (CEST)
:I am fully aware of that. Still, Chris is their creator, but to him this also counts as their "father". This being as it is alone does imply incest, but yeah there are more hints. As for the Chaotic Combo, yes, that would say they are all related. Chris obviously overlooked this when making the epilogue for Sonichu (lol it was leaked by Vivian). --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]

Tangentially relevant to this discussion: I added a blurb on the fact that Chris has already paired off Cera with Blake and Bubbles' kid, and the psychological and incestuous undertones of this. If it's a bit long-winded (as I often am), I won't be offended if it gets edited a little. -- [[User:manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 7:13 14 May 2010 (CEST)

==The terrifying part==
No offense, but do we need this hear? It's more or less the same sort of stuff that can be said about the Sonnee and Rosey species in general and not just Sonichu's children. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:04, 20 December 2009 (CET)
*I'll move it, because I think it is more general, but it provides a good insight IMHO. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 01:11, 20 December 2009 (CET)

== Growth ==
Someone made a comment on Sandy Rosechu's talk page about how quickly she grew, and it made me think about it a bit. How long have these children been in their infant forms? However long, Sandy was born after them and evolved before them. We can question as to whether he ever plans to age them at all. Chris says he plans on doing this comic for the rest of his life, and while that may be short considering all his health problems, he fully believes he'll be around until 100. So when does he plan to age them, if at all? And in fact, If the Sonichu comic and Chris do last for 25 more years, then will he actually evolve Sonichu into Metonic? And another point this person bought up was that Sonees evolve by having a high hapiness. So the girl whose first words she heard upon entering the world were 'Evan killed Mommy' was happy enough to evolve, but Robbie, Cerah and Christine are somehow even more miserable than that. Just saying. Should I put any of this into the article, or are Chris's future plans for them too off-topic? If it is then I could always put it into Sonichu (Comic). --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:39, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's comics, are to him like a tv show, and in some tv shows, like the simpsons, and family guy, no matter how much time passes, the characters mantain their age, even if they have birthdays, and if questioned about it, its most likely that chris will answer that "sonichu's kids are happy, but they hold an everstone so they don't evolve" or some BS like that, its likely that those kids won't evolve for a while. In short, sonees are easy to evolve, but sonichu's kids are a) refusing to evolve b) using an everstone c)too sad to evolve. And sandy, like chris, probably forgot about simonla until she was reminded the trial day. Only time will tell us what stupid way they evolve.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:13, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

** He'll say either A or B if we accuse him of C. If it's A, we confirm that Robbie is a means for Chris to live an eternal childhood with Sarah and Crystal, and we flood the mailbag with letters about Chris teaching a bad lesson. If it's B, Sonichu and Rosechu are horrible parents. Win-win.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:53, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

**We'll send in a mailbag letter about that then. We'd probably have to wait a bit first though. It'd no doubt get put aside by the sysop for a mailbag full of letters telling him that he is a sick fuck because of Sonichu 10's contents. We'll wait until it gets calmer first. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== Not so bad? ==

Am i the only person without a complete and undying hatred for the Sonichu children? i actually feel sad, though Robbie's speech impedment literally gives me headaches, for them (how much hatred they receive) and find them kinda cute...please don't troll me. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:35, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:gtfo --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, you are, and yes, you will be trolled now.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:29, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
: :([[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::Stand by for trolling... --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::I'll bravely and shamefully accept my fate. >:| [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Trolling has now commenced... are you feeling trolled yet? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:03, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Umm, don't know. Though i'm feeling hot, so i suppose that counts.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:Facepalm.jpg --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 9:49, 3 May 2010 (EST)
::It's mostly that my hatred for everything wrong that goes in the comic (and around CWC's life) is immdeialty redirected towards Chris. everything else is just pity especially for the poor existance of these little...whatever the hell tehy are supposed to be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::Please reference [http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheDogIsAshamed this trope] for advice on how to proceed.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:23, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:You are bad and you should feel bad.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:27, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
::I know and i deserve my punishment.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:48, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
They're just so WRONG. Everything about them is a testament to how monstrous a person Chris truly is. They are a disgusting mockery of everything a child should be, hideous deformed creatures attempting to masquerade as children, exposing it all as an act when they quote family guy or reveal that they've pissed on other living things for no reason.

They are abominations. An affront to man and god.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:13, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

I thought the ''Eraserhead'' baby was kind of cute and very pitiable, and I still hate these characters to pieces. Well, that's not entirely true; they're actually some of my favourite characters, but only because of how fascinatingly horrific they are. Of all of Chris's characters, these are the ones that seem the most "Chris" to me. Also, I just like horror stories about monstrous births. - [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 16:55 17 May 2010

==I can't believe this hasn't been brought up==
Have you noticed how Chris has only included one male child for the Sonichus and Rosechus, this includes Sandy, but seriously it seems like either Chris is a definite pedo or he thinks male children are horrible, and yet he say he already has enough Sonichus and yet he keeps making more Rosechus, is it me or is that the other way around.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:35, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*when you put it that way, the last TRUE and HONEST sonichu ever introcued was jamsta way back in sonichu 7. over the course, he has added like 5 new rosechus.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:49, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah, it's hilarious that he says that he has enough Sonichus, and and yet he has like twelve Rosechus, makes you wonder if he really thinks that, or if he just wants to validate his straightness more.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 22:12, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*** But this proves that chris is totally not a pedofork. what makes chris a pedofork is the existance of zapina though. Although sometimes calling him a pedo may be an insult to pedobear.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:13, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
****I don't really think he's a pedo. It's more like he hates JERKS and loves innocent sweet girls, and that this logic gets applied to children as well... fuck that DOES make him sound like a pedo. What I'm trying to say is he hates males so he trys to make most of his characters female.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:36, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
**** Beat I have to say that this is Chris's blatant hypocrasy in action, he claims "To have enough Sonichus" and yet the Rosechus in the series out number the Sonichus.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 20:32, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
****Its not so much hypocrisy as it is him being a retard really. But yeah, he adds more Rosechus because he hates males, and that applies to his Sonichus as well. All the males serve as sues for Chris. When Chris has a male character to represent every aspect of his personality as MoarLurk theorized, then he doesn't need any more male characters and he just adds in females, because he only really likes females. He just doesn't hate the Sonichus because they are essentially him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:48, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, he hasn't. Kyle hasn't shown up in the comics, but he apparently exists. --[[User:Torako|Torako]] 14:10, 05 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Fry Kids Connection? ==

*Has anyone noticed that two of the kids resemble the Fry Kids from McDonald's? Remember those Fry Kids from the old Happy Meal ads?--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 08:54, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:61616524 efadb8d7d4 m.jpg]][[File:Sr kids.JPG]]
:not so much really.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::I really don't see the resemblance.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:25, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Same here. If they were the Fry Kids, I wouldn't want 'em dead so much. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 13:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-06-06T00:07:42Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Yo */

==SFW template==
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==

Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia vandalism archival==

Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

==If you're making a Christian Template...==

Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis?
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Jew Template ==

Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)

Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==Niggastolemyfamicon==

Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Again...? ==
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== you got a problem punk ==

then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia ==

are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
===Re: Hey, buddy===
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Rage Sparker? ==
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]] [[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

*If you could just ignore this shit and stop being a watchdog (our jerkops take care of that) then there wouldn't be any problems. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 22:10, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Also the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" are the same people who scream "PATTI"S CORPSE TRANNY HOOKERS JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOLLLLLLLL" which was never fucking funny ever and it's exactly like Milhouse. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 22:12, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

Sonee & Rosey

2010-06-05T18:28:53Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* See also */

[[Image:SchuSoneeRosey.jpg|thumb|A '''Sonee''' and a '''Rosey'''. Note that Rosey's looking lustfully at Sonee. [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Seriously]].]]

'''Sonees''' and '''Roseys''' are the pre-evolutionary forms of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]. Their colors usually correspond to their type. Most [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] in the comic started out as eggs that fell out of a rainbow and hatched as Sonees and Roseys.

Technically, baby versions of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] never could have existed because they were transformed directly from a Pikachu and Raichu, not Pichu, their pre-evolved form. It's also unconfirmed whether or not the ''[[Hanky-panky|miracle of birth]]'' provides Sonichu offspring with their shoes, bows, and skirts shown. None of the [[Chaotic Combo]], or [[Silvana]], correspond to the "Original Sonee and Rosey", but rather to the prismatic range of the [[Rainbow]]. There's also a continuity in the attire with the "Sonichu/Rosechu" species; "Sonees" are stark-naked with shoes while "Roseys" are wearing dresses. This might be a link with their [[Homos|sexuality]] but Chris, their grandfather, is [[Mailbag 19|unclear on the subject]].

Although Chris has stated that he finds them cute, most ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' readers reacted in disgust when first confronted with these hideously repulsive creatures, and a large consensus has agreed that they are some of the most aggravating characters, their lack of comprehensible (relatively speaking; most Sonichu dialogue is at least in something that resembles [[English]]) speech being a major cause of anger. Their physical appearance is also a source of much disgust, as it is an overload of conventionally "cute" characteristics, done horribly wrong. They look like they're trying too hard to be cute, and it is sickening.

The appearance by [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] in [[A Sonichu Day]] is a particularly grating one, as Chris gives them some of the most retarded dialogue he has ever given, in a despicably twee voice.
__NOTOC__
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==Sonee==
{{quote|Sonee is the pre-evolved form of sonichu. He is known to have a lot of [[spunk]] and speed. This cute pokemon packs a lot of [[sex|action]].|Sonee ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]. He has a lot of spunk and speed, and is quite "cute". He is apparently born with shoes on.

==Rosey==
[[Image:SchuComic4Page4.jpg|thumb|The birth of a '''Rosey''' [[Bubbles]], sans skirt.]]

{{quote|Rosey is the pre-evolved form of rosechu. Her [[Pickle|cuteness]] always gets the [[Pedofork|awe of her enemies]]. When she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute.|[[:Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|Rosey Animal Crossing card]]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. According to Chris her so called "cuteness" always gets the awe of her enemies, and when she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute. This last feat is physically impossible, but never mind ''that'', because it offers an [[Pedofork|opportunity]] for panty-shots, that is if they had any, which in fact makes it even worse. It is unclear if Rosey is born with her skirt on, or if it is purchased separately. The Rosey form of [[Bubbles]], for instance (see right), was never born with a skirt.

==Biologee==
An examination of the birthdates of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] reveals that Rosechus have a gestation period of less than three months. This amount of time would for a normal creature be insufficient for healthy development, which possibly explains why Sonees and Roseys appear [[retarded]] and half-[[Yawning Squirtle|baked all the time]].

However, Sonees and Rosees seem to vary a lot in intelligence. As infants, the Chaotic Combo could only say their own names (which is supposed to be [[Things Chris has ripped off|how Pokemon communicate]]). And the "Original" Sonee and Rosey can only say Goo-Goo, suggesting they start with even less intelligence. However, the Sonichu Children are capable of speaking in (albeit mangled) sentences. Hell, Sandy was able to talk right after she was born! This discrepancy in intelligence has been adressed in [[Mailbag 23]] in which Chris states that [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cerah, Christine and Robbie]] learned English from their parents and that the Chaotic combo didn't have English speaking guardians, which is a [[lie]] as [[Bubbles]] started speaking English while trying to rescue her mother and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] didn't even have any human guardian. This still doesn't address why Sandy could speak right after being born. Regardless of this, they are all still of inferior intelligence anyways.

It is also worth noting that Sonees and Roseys do not wear the white gloves that Sonichu and Rosechu wear at all times; acquiring the gloves is likely a rite-of-passage. Disturbingly, Sonees and Roseys have rounded stumps rather than hands which gives them the appearance of Thalidomide babies, but knowing Chris, he probably ripped them off from the creatures from the ''Sonic'' games known as Chaos. Whether or not sonichus and rosechus have hands underneath their white gloves remains a mystery.

There's also the strong possibility that Sonichu and Rosechu's children are not representative of the typical Sonee & Rosey Poke-type. In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] went from hatching from an egg to her mature form and the intellectual skills of a fourth grader inside of a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_86 single week!] This leaves us to formulate the hypothesis that Sonichu's children are kinda [[retarded|slower than the average]] to evolve in their adult form. Another possibility is that Sandy evolved rapidly because her [[Wild Sonichu|father]] [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|lavished attention on her]], while Cera, Christine and Robbie are left with [[Heather Iglesias|the nanny]] while their parents are forced to fulfill the wishes of [[Christian Weston Chandler|a deranged tyrant]].

==Galleree==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:164-ACSonee.jpg|JESUS CHIRST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!
Image:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg
Image:166-SoneeCard.jpg
Image:231-ACRosey.jpg|[[Pedofork|Notice how Chris draws Rosey with a skirt, but no top...]]
Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|[[Pedofork|The card pretty much speaks for itself.]]
Image:233-RoseyCard.jpg
Image:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg
Image:Demonicrobbie.jpg|[[Audiobooks|GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE]]
Image:Morechristmasshit.jpg|[[The Creepy Stare|This image will haunt your soul]].
Image:Gwandpawuvshisgwandchildren.jpg|Gwandpa Chwis wuvs his gwandchildren.
Image:LOLRape.jpg|Chris spends some quality time with his grandkids.
Image:FeedingTime.jpg|A baby Sonee & a baby Rosey feeding off Chris's [[duck]] milk.
Image:Bizarro Chris Sonichu's Offspring.jpg|Bizarro Chris
Image: Bizarro Sonee and Rosey.jpg| More Bizarro Chris
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Metonic]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[Sonichu 3#Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"|Sonichu 3 Ep.10]], the first episode to feature Sonees and Roseys, to the chagrin of Sonichu [[Trolls|fans]].
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]
*[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure|A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Characters]]

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-04T05:36:35Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Hooray! */

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-04T05:34:17Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{kitty}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-04T05:33:39Z

Alcoholic Legend:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}
{{Hex-Box}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

CWCville

2010-05-31T13:16:57Z

Alcoholic Legend:

[[File:Damntrolls.png|center|450px]]

{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and english|is]] [[Wikipedia:North Korea|no elections]].|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.

{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
! CWCville
|-
|'''Flag''' (Ceremonial)
|[[File:Cwcflag1.png|200px|The ceremonial flag of CWCville.]]
|-
|'''Flag''' (National)
|[[File:Newflag1.png|The national flag of CWCville.]]
|-
| '''Location'''
| Virginia, U.S.
|-
| '''Coordinates'''
| Unknown, possibly the same as [[Charlottesville]] in a parallel universe
|-
| '''Date established'''
| ''Fictional'': 1982 ''Real world:'' 2000
|-
| '''Population'''
| Large. Mixed population of humans, Pokémon, and ripoffs
|-
|'''Political Ideology'''
| Chandlerian Socialism
|-
| '''Area code'''
| N/A, communication system relies on classified Nintendo DS link
|-
| '''Website'''
| None (formerly ''cwcville.com'')
|-
| '''Also known as'''
| Chris's mind, CWCistan, The People's Democratic Republic of CWCville, Hell, etc.
|-
| '''Exports'''
| Excessive undeveloped characters, blatant ripoffs, autistic manchildren, semen, nuclear weapons
|-
| '''Current relevance'''
| Main location of events in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe
|}

==Overview==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville. Note that CWCville's postal code is the same as Chris's birthday, and that the address is nearly identical to his real address.]]
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|The toys that started it all.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Virginia of which Chris is Mayor for life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect his bias toward himself. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in his comic, Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref> Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life. Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be the ''Our Glorious Leader's True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville'', in a manner similar to [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ The Democratic People's Republic of Korea].

It has been argued that Chris's power stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkops]] and resurrecting his dead dog is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32/> In his willingness to educate, and his confusion at negative reactions to his answers, Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref name=p32>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

==Name==

One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym," while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville", unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're in Eastern Europe or perhaps Wales. In [[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]], Chris slams [[Evan]] and fails once again, spectacularly, to realize the seeds of truth buried in parodies.

==Government and politics==
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}

[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]].]]
[[Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved [[Chris|Mayor.]]]]
[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)]]
[[File:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|Chris and his men weilding the CWCville ceremonial flag while on parade in Town Square.]]

CWCville is like many contemporary third world countries. Its government, likely unbeknownst to Chris, eerily parallels [[Wikipedia:Turkmenistan|Turkmenistan]] under [[Wikipedia:Saparmurat Niyazov|Saparmurat Niyazov]], who was also known for governing with an iron fist, enacting ridiculous bans and possessing a titanic ego. Nonetheless, even Niyazov was a much better leader and much smarter person than Chris. Chris also mirrors Norsefire leader [[Wikipedia:Adam Susan|Adam Susan]] from Alan Moore's graphic novel ''V For Vendetta'': both Chris and Susan are homophobic, racist, fascist adult virgins who spend all day isolated, trying to find love in their computer, only to be trolled.

According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown. And only [[GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a "King/Queen thing" with no elections. There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, "advised" by an elected Town Council. Exactly how CWCville's government operates is unknown. Chandler is mayor-for-life with supreme power, and has insisted that there are no elections, but he has also insisted that the vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]]. Voting is strictly for the Town Council, which holds no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the mayor is not obligated to listen to. The mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, citing that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks|inherited the town from his father]] (even though many dictatorships are hereditary, e.g. Kim Jong-il succeeded his father Kim Il-sung, and "Baby Doc" succeeded "Papa Doc" in Haiti). However, he refuses to acknowledge that this obviously makes his town a ''monarchy'', by explaining that all other government positions are voted on (even though such a practice is found in many modern monarchies, even absolute ones). It's also revealed that the name of the town was changed when it was passed from father to son, though whether or not the town was originally known as "RFCville", or something marginally less retarded is unknown, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship — in fact, all symbols of the old regime — have been erased (like the Roman practice of ''[[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|damnatio memoriae]]'', where all records of a traitor: statues, etc., are erased after his death). It is theorized that one day Christian will hand over the reins of governance to his daughter, [[Crystal]] Weston Chandler, in which case the town's name will not go through another change.

On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail to get raped by [[niggos]]. The next day, 4 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made MAYS the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion of Fail]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS is still the mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS snorted too much cocaine and died in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, and quickly undid all of MAYS' initiatives, before announcing during a [[Chris_chan_Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink he was always the ruler], and that there would be no further elections.

Under the Mayor's rule, [[Wikipedia:Communism|business owners and managers who try to stand up for themselves are ruthlessly crushed]]. The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Comic|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was rescinded. The [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are also named after the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. CWCville mints its own money, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, which are mutually exclusive to the point where vending machines will take only one or the other, and the exchange rate between the two is uncertain (usually 10 C's = 1 W).

Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]; in a predictable display of bureaucratic cluelessness, this important task has been somehow handed to [[Magi-Chan|an obvious closet case]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to have any oversight over a super-powered official or question or contest his findings (and [[Mailbag|disputing the authority has been futile in general]]), it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted — though sensibly, he has not written it into actual ''law'', otherwise all international observers would condemn his actions at once — that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the Comics|immunity from prosecution]]. This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.

CWCville has a [[Jack thaddeus phone call 3|large police force equipped with weapons and TANKS, and even an entire division of the U.S. Army]]; all these units, as said before, are above law. These groups appear frequently all around the city enforcing the laws, giving grim reminders of their existence to the common public every day, dragging the morale down. For a normal townsperson, hardly a day passes without a tank rolling past their home, military helicopters buzzing over the shopping centers, or seeing a group of heavily armed mercenaries bullying a hapless youngster on the other side of the street for simply ''looking'' a little bit "trollish", whatever that means. Any attempts at humor are prosecuted swiftly and severely under the draconian laws that are based on [[Chris and copyright|curious misinterpretations]] of international copyright laws. Dissident comedians who flee the city are hunted down and gruesomely executed (with the emphasis on "cute") by [[Sandy Rosechu|underage assassins]]. Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remain at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[jerkops]] and [[manajerks]] are depowered, yet are allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] is murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean]] and Mao are arrested and put on trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in ''cruel and inhumane ways''.

The basic services are lacking: [[Blake]] wasn't sent to a hospital E.R. after being attacked by [[Silvana]], but was sent to a wholly inadequate [[Pokémon]] Center instead. (although [[Reldnahc]] was sent to a hospital in ''[[Sonichu 6]]''). Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The [[CWCville Shopping Center|rare buildings of CWCville]] are sad, lopsided affairs, betraying [[CADD|a lack of architectural and engineering skills]] brought on by a national brain drain, as the educated classes seek asylum in the U.S., Canada, or Europe (the map shows many buildings, but they tend not to appear in [[Comic|pictures]] — we can assume they were simply never built. As the poor citizens of CWCville suffer in the squalor of refugee camps, the mayor wastes precious UN [[Monthly tugboat|aid money]] on [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|oversize novelty drinking straws]] and [[Patti-chan|credit cards for dogs]]. As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], there were 10 homeless shelters set up: [[Mailbag 20|Chris himself]] claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house an indigent population of 900-1,800 individuals, and come equipped with free cable TV. They are almost certainly havens for junkies, crack dealers and whores openly plying their trade in the hallways and elevators, while the mayor's personal friends, such as Sonichu, live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. It is not clear how CWCville finances such a ludicrously generous welfare system, given that the city's economy (and thus its tax take) appears to be almost non-existent.

Conditions in CWCville are worsening daily. As mayoral forces clash with [[Jerkop|rebel police]] in the streets of the capital, aid organizations have been forced to withdraw. While his people starve, mayor Chandler has funneled government money into illegal arms trades, probably with rogue nations, with the stated goal of building a rocket to "send all the [[tobacky]] to the moon". The lavish living conditions and the [[Mailbag 21|salary of his squad of Pokémon goons]] are fully supported by the city's budget.

'''tl;dr''' CWCville is a banana republic that makes most African countries look like the world's best places to live.

==Flora and fauna==
[[Image:zapbud.jpg|thumb|Zapbud]]
CWCville, like the rest of Virginia, has a temperate climate and is suitable for large-scale agriculture. Years of economic decline, however, have seen CWCville's environs diverge greatly from those of its neighboring cities. Its forests growing thicker, and its fields returning to nature, CWCville is an excellent laboratory for the avid naturalist. Pokémon roam in the forests; zapbuds fill the fields.

Zapbuds are a horrible new invasive species imported from the hell-hole of Chris's mind. They have quickly established themselves in the surrounding ecosystems, killing off native species such as [[pickle]]s with their weedy tendencies. While some claim zapbuds have [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu|narcotic properties]] similar to opium poppies, little attempt has been made to market or cultivate them outside of CWCville due to intervention from environmental groups from letting this horrific weed from spreading. Aside "healing woes", relatively little is known of them. They have four petals, possibly resembling buds of some sort in their normal state, and the "zap" and electrical hazard symbol suggest that it might not be the brightest idea to pee in the middle of a zapbud field. Zapbuds reproduce asexually as they have no pistils or stamens for sexual flower reproduction.

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php onetruecwcville.net]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]

{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Sonichu]]

Sonichu 4

2010-05-22T04:11:07Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target Part 2" */

[[Image:issue4.jpg|thumb|''Sonichu 4'']]

'''''Sonichu 4''''' is the fifth issue of the series.

A departure from the previous books in both form and content, ''Sonichu 4'' consists entirely of sub-episodes about [[Chris's]] [[love quest]] and other shit nobody cares about. Chris's [[narcissism]] is in full bloom here, as he reprints the first four sub-episodes (from ''Sonichu 0'' - ''3''), and adds four more.

On the bright side, ''Sonichu 4'' is presented [[lie|INTERRUPTION AND COMMERCIAL FREE]] on the CWCipedia!!

==Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"==
{{-}}
{{Resources
| title =Jerkop-tastropie
| cwcipedia =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_1 ''Sub-Episode 1''
| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic5P1.htm ''Sub-Episode 1''
}}
{{main|Sub-Episode 1}}

Reprinted from ''Sonichu 0'', the [[Jerkhief]] accuses Christian of solicitation, forcing Chris to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defend himself with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].
{{-}}
==Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"==
{{Resources
| title =The Rise & Fall of My Heart
| cwcipedia =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_11 ''Sub-Episode 2''
| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic5P6.htm ''Sub-Episode 2''
}}
{{main|Sub-Episode 2}}

Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. While planning his wedding, Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him.

Reprinted from ''Sonichu 1''.
{{-}}
==Sub-Episode 3: Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"==
{{Resources
| title =Witch Confront
| cwcipedia =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_19''Sub-Episode 3''
| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic5P10.htm ''Sub-Episode 3''
}}
{{main|Sub-Episode 3}}

Christian attacks [[Mary Lee Walsh]], but she overpowers him and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (in a rare cameo) has to bail his ass out.

Reprinted from ''Sonichu 2''.
{{-}}
==Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"==
{{Resources
| title =McAttack Part 1
| cwcipedia =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_27 ''Sub-Episode 4''
| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic5P14.htm ''Sub-Episode 4''
}}
{{main|Sub-Episode 4}}

Christian loiters at a [[McDonald's]] for so long that he is attacked by no fewer than three [[manajerk]]s.

Reprinted from ''Sonichu 3''.

===Advertisements===
While the CWCipedia version is presented without advertisements between features, the older version on [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] recycles the ads for [[MySpace]] and [[AXE]] between Sub-Episodes 4 and 5.
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==Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack Part 2"==
{{Resources
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| videobook =Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_5{{!}}''Sub-Episode 5''
| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic5P22.htm ''Sub-Episode 5''
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtBWmuOrnJo ''Sub-Episode 5''
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Continuing from [[Sub-Episode 4]], the [[W-M-Manajerk]] immediately blasts [[Chris]] into a soda fountain, drenching him with cola. In an unprecedented moment, Chris decides that he will need to bathe, and takes a "CWC" shower that lasts exactly three seconds (He seems to think this is impressive). Christian charges W-M, but he catches our hero and holds him high in the air. Just as Chris is wondering if anything can defeat W-M-Manajerk, his [[ancestor]] appears before him with advice concerning Chris's [[Heart Torch]]:

{{quote|...combined with your powers, you can use it to summon your dream sibling! She will be able to help you, much better than your mother even! Farewell, Chris!}}

Christian realizes that his ancestor is referring to the twin sister he has dreamt of having and has depicted in his shitty homemade [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards. Emulating [[Wild Sonichu]]'s power of growth, Chris momentarily [[obesity|grows so large that he breaks loose of the Manajerk's grip]], and lands on the opposite side of the restaurant from his Hearth Torch. Dashing past enemy fire, he retrieves the totem, and summons [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into reality. Seeing that Crystal has a Rosechu medallion, Chris realizes that she possesses the same [[anchuent powers]] as he does, and they transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]].

Together they assault the W-M-Manajerk with Mirror Coat, Reflect, and Double Corkscrew Kick. Once he is down, they finish the job by combining Chris-Chan's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] and Crystalina's Shocking Tiara Magic to decapitate him. It is only after they separate W-M-Manajerk's head from his body that they realize he can survive in this state, suggesting that the twins' intent was to murder him. While [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]] decide they should retreat, W-M-Manajerk confesses that he is from the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] and that he was sent by [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Christian and Crystal decide to punt the disembodied head all the way back to PVCC, where it strikes Walsh on the head, knocking her unconscious.
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==Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"==
{{Resources
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| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic5P29.htm ''Sub-Episode 6''
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[[Image:CWCFinger.jpg|thumb|Sub-Episode 6 introduced this unintentional Zelda CD-i reference that has become a favorite among [[trolls]].]]
Christian presents a documentary on the various [[jerkop]]s he has encountered during his [[Love Quest]], with a profile on the [[Jerkhief]]. It's during this profile that he mentions that a Jerkop's badge is just a graham cracker painted yellow. The Jerkhief's, however, is made of wood. Somehow, this is supposed to explain the Jerkhief's "delicious" wooden badge on the cover.

He then relates an incident in which he was hanging out with his [[gal pal]]s when a "tribe of Jerkops," led by the Jerkhief harass them. In the story Chris stands his ground; however, the battle is interrupted by [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], emerging from a changing room in a new outfit. With the jerkops dazed by her ravishing beauty, Chris gets an idea to channel [[Magi-Chan]]'s powers to psychically disarm all the jerkops and arrange them like bowling pins, so that he can use the Jerkhief like a bowling ball. But first he makes a long, boring speech:
{{quote|You're not getting to me; no matter what you may try in attempt or threat, [[Chris and the Law#understanding|I will hang out wherever I want, when I want, and how I want]]! And I will never quit in my search for a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]] either! So, all you Jerkops may as well go back to the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], and tell [[Mary Lee Walsh]] that if she is still intent on shattering my heart again, she can't! My heart is indestructible, and the more you haze me, I will grow stronger. Beware, eve for in the name of my heart, soul and [[Love Quest]], I will punish you!}}

Chris concludes his documentary by explaining how the Jerkops use a hypno-gun to brainwash slow-minded persons to their cause, thereby replenishing their numbers. While watching the conclusion of the program, [[Scotpalazzo]] decides to order more jerkops from PVCC to oppose Christian.
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==Sub-Episode 7: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"==
{{Resources
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| videobook =Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_7{{!}}''Sub-Episode 7''
| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic5P34.htm ''Sub-Episode 7''
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdr-w1TNO60 ''Sub-Episode 7''
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A flashback reveals how Christian and Saramah Rosechu defeated Mary Lee Walsh some months ago; Graduon vows to destroy Christian with the strongest, most evil villain ever.

In the present day, Walsh and Graduon give [[Bagget]] his first assignment, to attack Christian at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Using a squad of jerkops and his [[Transformers|Change-Bot]] Crackder, Bagget defeats Chris. Bagget's success is less a matter of his superior skill or strategy than the fact that for once no one arrives in the nick of time to rescue Chris--Crystal is unable to fight through the crowd of shoppers to help. In the cliffhanger, Crackder drops Chris from an astonishing height of at least ten feet.
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==Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target Part 2"==
{{Resources
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| videobook =Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_8{{!}}''Sub-Episode 8''
| sonichusite =http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic5P41.htm ''Sub-Episode 8''
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6SOh0iDGgE ''Sub-Episode 8''
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[[Image:Letsdoit.JPG|thumb|left|Will Chris lose his virginity at last?]]
Continuing from Sub-Episode 7, Chris's fall is broken by one of Crystal's telekinetic powers. The jerkops decide to dog-pile on Chris, hogtying him and going out of their way to give him severe carpet burns on his face. As Crystal watches on, inexplicably helpless to act, Chris is ferried away by Crackder to PVCC, marking the first time the villains have ever actually subdued ''and'' captured him.

While Crystal tracks Bagget as [[Crystalina Rosechu]], Chris is presented before Mary Lee Walsh, hogtied on a silver platter with an apple in his mouth. After pointlessly re-enacting the trial scene from ''Transformers: The Movie'', Walsh and the Jerkhief drop Chris in a vat of [[semen|indeterminate liquid]]. Chris is finally rescued by Crystalina, who saves him from falling into...something, and battles Walsh's forces singlehandedly. Without the power to help his sister, Christian experiences another vision of his ancestor, who offers words of encouragement to re-energize him. Finally able to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris and his sister form up as [[Chrs-Chan Pure]] and use the [[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance]] to destroy the crystal ball maintaining Walsh's control of PVCC. Walsh and Graduon escape to [[Manchester High School]] to rebuild their power base.

===Back Cover===
As with ''Sonichu 2'', early editions feature the personal army request page, while the most recent CWCipedia version features ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:issue4.jpg|Cover
Image:AltSonichu4.jpg|Bizarro World Cover
Image:Historicalsubtext.jpg|Episode 6
Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|Early Back Cover
Image:Sonichu Adventure for Gamecube.jpg|Revised Back Cover
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
*[[W-M-Manajerk]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Jerkhief]]

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category: Sonichu comic book issues]]

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-05-21T20:09:40Z

Alcoholic Legend:

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-05-17T14:34:01Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* Hello */ Nicely Done

User talk:Cogsdev

2010-04-29T17:11:13Z

Alcoholic Legend: /* What is your problem? */

{{protip|COGSDEV SAYS: account creation [for [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]] totally disabled for now because i'm getting tired of people registering over and over thinking it'll get them approved faster 

if your account was deactivated and you want it back, don't ask me on my cwcki talk page, ask someone in the [[IRC:Contents|irc channel]] 

<center>and sign your god damn edits</center>}}

'''Be sure to read the archives before posting.'''

[[User:Cogsdev/Archive 1]]

==A few things==
I've been helping [[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] with image optimization, and in the process, I've come across a few things.
# Wondering if I could have file deletion privileges, so Fs doesn't have to keep checking my userpage and deleting everything for me?
#Is there an "images marked for deletion" tag or something, so we can discuss and get rid of files that don't serve any purpose here? [[:Image:LoriLopez.jpg|Example]] (Uploaders may dispute/defend the merit of the image if they wish.)
#I'm thinking maybe we should have a limit to the number of 'vanity' images you can upload for (specifically) your userpage.
#Similarly, it seems a lot of people upload their fanart just to share it, but they only put it in [[:Category:Fan art]] and don't link it anywhere else. I'm pretty sure CWCki isn't intended to be a dump-all for CWC-related art. That's what [[ED]] (lol) and [[DeviantArt]] are for. And the torrent.
#Lastly, is it really necessary to keep the userpages of vandals like [[User:Sean Connery]] and [[User:CWCki is Communism]]? Couldn't we just delete them and then block them from re-creation?
--[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 20:14, 6 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Not to be rude, but allow me to answer some of these:
:#I'll think about it. There's already a lot of admins/jerkops and most of them really don't need to do anything, even in a case of vandalism.
:#Just use the regular deletion tag, that works fine.
:#I think most people are good about vanity images. If there's someone who abuses this, an admin or jerkop can say something.
:#The whole idea of the Fan index is to provide a place for people to display their Sonichu/Chris related fan art where people will notice it (as opposed to being drowned in a sea of Sonic recolors on DeviantArt) since PVCC has closed account registration and that's where most people would go to post their fan art. Ideally, we should find ways to incorporate fan art into articles.
:#Eh, it's a good way to shame them. If it gets to be a problem, we'll delete them then.
:Okay, that's all I can think of for now since I need to get some sleep. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:56, 11 October 2009 (CEST)
::*On the note of number 5, I think posting a message saying "BANNED" like we have is sufficient. It's not necessary to make a tribute like [[ED]] or a [http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/User:Lolatthefactyouthinkyoucanstopme total Arc De Fail like we do on the Patriotic Nigra Wiki.]--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] [[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 05:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

==Resource Leak==
I could be wrong, but it seems that thumbnails aren't auto-generated. Rather, they are stored server-side for use in a page. The problem is, the thumbnails are horrible space wasters.
[[:Image:Soldier of Love and Honesty.png|This image]] is 11.4kb, however, the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/thumb/b/b9/Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png/200px-Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png 200px thumbnail] is 77.6 kb! This seems to be caused by the severe artifacting of the white background in the thumbnail. I don't know if there's anything you can do about this, but I thought I'd let you know. The original image could actually be trimmed to a 200px width without losing any of the art itself. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 23:00, 17 October 2009 (CEST)
*yeah, it's an issue with the image library we're using. i don't think there's really anything i can do about that, but i wouldn't worry too much, we should have more than enough space to accommodate thumbnails. i really do wish we could use imagemagick, though, so we wouldn't have this problem... --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 23:13, 17 October 2009 (CEST)

==Destin==
I made a mistake and misread Destin's edits. I have already apologized to him. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 11:13, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

== My Ban ==

First things first, I suppose. I'll say that I do feel kind of bad about how I reacted to your claims yesterday, Ms. Dev. My reaction was unncessarily aggressive, and I certainly could have defended myself in a much more appropriate way. So, I'm sorry. I apologize for my unruly response and my claim that you and your co-mods had failed.

However, I'm not quite finished with what I have to say. I find it kind of asinine that you banned me, and ''then'' you came to my discussion page to apologize to me. While I would like to accept your apology, doing that makes it awful difficult for me to take your apology seriously. I accept FS's, and I would accept Champ's, too, if he gave one (though he doesn't really have much to apologize for), but that's because they didn't go ahead and ban me before apologizing.

That said, I think your reaction to ''my reaction'' is fairly ridiculous, too. You make little sense, and I think you merely banned me because you didn't like being told off. You claim that this Wiki is to document Chris, not mock him? Straight from the article entitled "A Quick Guide to CWCki":

"So, you wish to edit the wiki on the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild?"

This isn't mocking? After reading that, I clicked the "random page" button twice, and I ended up on the page called "CWCipedia", and found the sentence "CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in which it strives to create a platform that even a autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use." After reading something like that, I think it's an exceptional load of crap that you're trying to act like this site is designed to document him. It's designed to have laughs at his expense, and you know damn well that it is.

And why should you care if ''I'' bash him, anyway? After, I'm merely adding to the humor of the site and doing what I'm encouraged to do in the "Quick Guide" section named "POV is the norm" where it says:

"CWCki's guide is to document the Internet phenomena of Chris-chan for troll purposes. Given that the manchild has clearly shown to be racist, homophobic, and just plain perverted, not to mention he proclaims himself to be some sort of celebrity, it's only fair he gets the negative criticism that comes with being a celebrity.

So go ahead, bash him."

As I've pointed out, you don't stop anyone else. In fact, you encourage them. Well, in all fairness, I won't repeat the mistake that you made with me, and, as a result, I won't claim that you wrote that, considering that the history of the page seems to suggest otherwise. But... you don't seem to mind your co-moderators writing it in as a policy for ''your Wiki''.

Anyway, I made a Chris-bashing edit to a page (which no on else deemed irrelevant enough to have it removed), and, after a load of drama, I'm in the wrong for making that edit? That's horse shit. On top of claiming that you're not here to mock him (which I've already refuted, as far as I'm concerned), you say that I should make more relevant edits. That's also horse shit. I have no obligation to you to make edits how ''you'' see fit. You put people under no obligation to edit the things you want editted whom simply read the Wiki and lurk. But, when people come along, and stop lurking for a bit to add to the humor of the site, they automatically become your minions? That's bullshit. I have no more or less obligation to you than the average lurker; you don't pay me, you don't give me ''exceptional'' priveleges, and I don't want you to do either. I just want to have some fun here and enjoy the site, and my enjoyment doesn't seem to have detracted from the goal of the Wiki in any way. CWCki really isn't serious business, and I'm sure you don't need me to explain that to you. So... I fail to accept the idea that my edit was not acceptable by your Wiki's standards. As I said earlier, I think you're just making stuff up to justify banning me for telling you off.

All-in-all, my point is this: on top of the fact that your reasons for banning me seem to be either petty, hyprocritical, or both, you're also not going to stop me from making edits to your Wiki by banning me. I'm not even writing these from my normal residence. Plus, there are plenty of proxies, and there are many of other places I can go to get new IPs and make edits, if I so desire. So... we can come to terms on this, and move on, or we can keep playing the pointless ban game, and, well, I'm done rambling here for now. It's your turn to play.

D-Dizzle, fa reeeeel
--[[User:RevengeOfTheDestinMan|RevengeOfTheDestinMan]] 21:01, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*well, three things to note, then:
# [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_not_ED]]. we aren't here to mock, we're here to let chris speak for himself.
# as you said, it's my wiki. so, i determine what is acceptable and what is not. i didn't have a problem with you, until you decided to disregard my advice, and told me that you'd continue making what are ultimately pointless edits. i don't like making things into serious business, but when you start being deliberately annoying, then we have a problem.
# i won't look around for any new accounts you make on proxies, but i will be banning this one for ban evasion. you were banned for being a faggot. sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here". if you want your first account unbanned, do something to impress champthom and then ask him nicely
so long as you aren't being a vandal or a faggot, we won't have any further problems. now stop acting like you have any rights around here, it's my site and i'll do whatever the fuck i want to do --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 21:52, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*
# You and I both know that this one isn't true. That's why this Wiki exists while CWCipedia exists. In fact, I remember reading about that somewhere on this site, probably on the CWCipedia page, but I don't care enough to wave it in your face, because we all know that this was made so Chris ''wouldn't'' get to always have his say. ...Quit trying to pass this off as some noble effort.
# I disregarded your advice because it was unwarranted. You have no ''logical'' grounds (though powertrip grounds may apply) to expect some random person to edit things pages that you want them to. Also, as I said, you defy logic by only seeming to care when ''I'' make minor edits, and never when anyone else does. Anyway, why the hell would I want to make major contributions when I get bitched at for making meager efforts? And... as for me being deliberately annoying... honestly? I was refuting the accusations of you and two other moderators. Is it really so annoying to point out that you guys made a mistake? Or was it my irritated tone that was so annoying (and that only occurred once)? Now, I can be a real son of a bitch asshole fucktard vandal if I want to be. I won't. I'm not that way, so I'll spare you and your mods the tedium of chasing through articles to fix edits, but you find me (though angrily) telling you that you were wrong in accusing me to be annoying? Yeah, I guess maybe it ''is'' annoying to realize that you made a mistake, and that this person isn't being totally pleasant with you about it, but there are ways to deal with annoyances (especially fairly minor ones) that are far more logical than banning the person responsible. Yes, I know you have the grand power to kick people off of your Wiki, but, again, I ask that you consider this in ''logical'' terms, where banning people for minor annoyances makes for a tense community. Now, since we've already discussed your amount of power, I suppose you can have a tense community if you really want one, but I doubt you really do want that, and you're only making things worse by the way you keep acting about this. I was hoping you wouldn't react like this to my post here, but... you do make things ever so complicated for both of us....
# 'sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here".' As I thought I made clear, I'm sorry about "telling you off". There's no need to bring that up any more. I'm sorry about it. Chiding me more for it doesn't make me any more sorry. I admit that that was my mistake. However, I think you're confused if you think I was doing it to have some fun. When I was talking about having fun here, I was talking about my edit to the video. I don't bitch at people for fun. Well... maybe... but not in this case. And, yes, you're right. I have no rights here. However, I merely suggest that maybe you treat people as though they do have some rights. It's just a suggestion. It makes your place more enjoyable for everyone, though maybe you don't care about that so much. Once I get back to my normal residence, though, I can easily circumvent your system without you ever realizing. And, in spite of all your hateful rage and rights-denying, I can actually become a valid member of your Wiki (if I actually wanted that). Hell, I could become your best friend if I really wanted to. Imagine that! Me and you, total pals! What a tight-knit posse we could make! Oh, the adventures we'd have! Games of kickball at the park. Tossing a frisbee in a field! Raiding caves for secret treasure! Why, we'd be like Bonnie and Clyde (Cash). Really, imagine that! That's how close we could get, without you ever realizing (though... don't take this the wrong way; I worry that I'm starting to sound like Chris). You get my point... well... assuming you understand that these sentences are drenched with sarcasm. So, yes, do as you please, but your efforts to ban me are pointless, and I really think it's very much in your benefit to act a bit more rationally here, because I really don't think that continuing to ban me and chide me is going to make you look better. I mean... banning me for ban evasion of a ban that I didn't deserve in the first place doesn't really make sense. Please, just think about it a bit. G'day, ma'am. --[[User:MoreDestination|MoreDestination]] 22:29, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*Sweet Jesus, why didn't you just let it go. Now you are starting some talkpage war over a privately owned wiki about a retarded manchild cause you disagree about how a misunderstanding was handled. Do you want to edit or not? You either edit here and have fun with us or fuck off. Most people find the process pretty simple: Document Chris while being factual yet snarky. Is that so hard? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:40, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*There's subtle mocking which is what we do, versus outright "DO IT FOR THE LULZ" sort of mocking ED does. CWCki is relied upon moreso than ED because we don't so much go out of our way to be funny, we focus more on documenting and in documenting Chris, we mock him by pointing out his personal flaws and how fucked up he is. It's a different sort of humor.
:Really, people (and I'm addressing this not just to Destin but everyone reading this), if you ever feel angry about something on CWCki, shut off your computer and take a walk or at least play a game or something like that. Then remind yourself you're getting angry over a wiki about an autistic manchild.
:If this is over the "Jew" thing in [[I Love You Kacey]], I'll tell you what I object about it - it is making a misleading transcript to make a nod at someone. If Chris actually said "Jew," that's alright and yes, Chris does have a tendency to slur "you" so it sounds like "jew" because he's attempting to say "you' in a cutsy way. But that's kinda overdoing it. Maybe if Chris actually says Jew, then it'd be an appropriate nod - it's like how there's an Anonymous quote which the link of Anonymous links to our [[User:Anonymous|beloved #1 user]] (seriously, he's the only dude who registered before me but after cogs).
:Words of wisdom - don't mess with cogs, anyone who knows her well like I do would advise similarly. Ultimately, it's her website and she has the final say. I don't always agree with cogs but I do respect her decisions as founder and I generally avoid trying to undo what she does because that would set a bad precedent. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:15, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Okay, I forgot about Fuckingstupid saying he made a mistake. I've made a similar mistake too before about accusing someone for a bad edit. It happens, we're only human. But really, don't freak out - just say "I believe you're mistaken" and show them. Bitching only makes things worse and makes people less sympathetic to your case, even if you are right. In any case, I wanted to air about the Jew thing.
::Likewise, this is in general, let's try and not bite people's head off in letting them know about bad edits. [[Wikipedia:Don't_bite_the_newcomer|This]] is a decent guide at Wikipedia's approach at this sort of thing and I think it's alright. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:22, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
:::*Exactly, I made a mistake and now we are all paying for it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:34, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

*destin, you don't quite seem to understand a simple rule of the internet. i own this website. therefore, any ban i hand out is justified, no matter what you might think. rather than bitching on and on about how it's an unjust ban and evading and so forth, you should instead be accepting the ban as valid and working to correct your behaviour, if you wish to contribute. i've told you already: if you give us something useful, we'll unban you. simple, right? we've discussed this more than enough. any further comments from you will be considered vandalism and reverted. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:05, 25 October 2009 (CET)

:*You should have a ban evasion sub-page so the rest of us don't have to scroll through this tl;dr nonsense lol --15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Request ==
A friend of mine was interesting in joing the PVCC.
So, can he join?--[[User:Gourmetpickle|Gourmetpickle]] 22:27, 26 October 2009 (CET)
*probably not, i don't know who he is --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:59, 26 October 2009 (CET)

== How about all videos in one template? ==

There are 4 or so right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:56, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*wha...? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 18:01, 28 October 2009 (CET)

Captain's log, game videos, other vides, music videos, I'm on TV. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:14, 28 October 2009 (CET)

:*Sonijew, that's the big plan I was hinting at before when I responded to your complaint over me splitting off the game videos. Have patience! I'm working on just such a template piece-by-piece! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:42, 28 October 2009 (CET)

== Hi, regarding renaming/recategorizing pages ==

[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] should be [[Gaybian videos]] and in Clyde Cash videos. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:27, 31 October 2009 (CET)

And the similar thing for [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]] too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:46, 31 October 2009 (CET)

:*I'll see what I can zap up for ya... :3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 19:19, 31 October 2009 (CET)

[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]] is no Captain's Log too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:42, 3 November 2009 (CET)

==Re; player plugin==
[[Image:Awesome micro.png|Awesome]], I'll get to work on gathering clips and putting together a tutorial page. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Cogs ==

Ahoy, I want to finally join PVCC in the interest of gathering more information to help me write moar CWCki, and I figured you were the one to pester about how to go about doing this. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*Unless account activation just ''happens'' to be totally deactivated which I now notice at the top of the page. FML --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:12, 7 November 2009 (CET)

==Succession template==

The changes that you made to [[Template:Succession]] caused existing instances of the template to stop functioning properly. I tried a couple times to remove what looked to me to be redundant or erroneous code, but I still couldn't get the template working again. Do you think you might be able to fix whatever went haywire? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:56, 10 November 2009 (CET)
*check the template page. previously, the parameters weren't named, it decided which was which based on its number. if you want to save time, i'd recommend using the template in a new template and set the prevlink and nextlink parameters as {{{1}}} and {{{2}}} respectively - that way, you won't have to enter all the parameters every time, just enter {{NewTemplate|Previous Article|Next Article}} and it'll be fine. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 11:20, 10 November 2009 (CET)

==I have a Question==
Is it true you're a girl?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 23:30, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*If you look inside your heart, you will find the answer. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)

I have one too: Who is the Sysop on Cwcipedia? Is it you? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*Cogs and myself share Sysop privileges but I only intervene when necessary, such as when she posted a card image that only a troll would have had access to, since it came from the leaked [[Scrapbook of Fail]] or when I recommended that Chris do a heart level thing (which a CWCkipedian came up with) or when I moved a message Cogs posted to the top since Chris is a lazy ass who wouldn't see it at the bottom. But otherwise, yeah, it's cogs 99% of the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:47, 21 November 2009 (CET)
**I think Champthom and Cogsdev are a pretty brave guy, ethy wade through unfiltered Chris everyday and dosen't afaraid of insanity.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)
**clyde has access too, he's been helping with the mailbag shit --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:13, 21 November 2009 (CET)

== [[My big 18th party (story)]] ==

Could you please remove the (story) from this title? There's no need for it. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 05:15, 3 December 2009 (CET)
*Oh, and please to be moving [[R.L.Stine]] to [[R.L. Stine]]. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 17:22, 3 December 2009 (CET)
:*Mucho grassy ass. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 23:48, 3 December 2009 (CET)

== Sig. Images ==

Do you know if there's a way I can make my little image after my signature automatic without typing the code after every signature? Let me know if you know how or who I should talk to. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 23:28, 5 December 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help/Markup#Customized_sigs ED has some info on customizing sigs] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 20:20, 6 December 2009 (CET)

== Taxpayermoney ==

You did realize my edit to {{tl|Taxpayermoney}} was to remove a redlinked category, right? I have since made the category, so we both win. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 07:12, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*huh? the purpose of my edit was to remake the whole template in wikitext, you made the edit after i started editing but before i hit submit. also what's up with [[Template:tl]], you link to a template like this:

<nowiki>[[Template:Taxpayermoney]]</nowiki>
i think i added that template because some weird wikipedia template depended on it. oh well, guess i'll leave it there, don't want to break anything
--[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Problem with page titles==
Some people are complaining about page titles, like apparently they've suddenly broken. For instance, Pokemon (with the dash over the e) suddenly turned into '''PokÃ©mon.''' Same deal with Regime Fil Aimes. Sounds more like a technical MediaWiki deal, any idea what's going on? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*probably a database error. i imagine it has something to do with unicode, so maybe it should be policy to only use ordinary characters(i.e., no accents) in page titles? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:29, 11 December 2009 (CET)
**If that's going to be a problem, be sure to change [[Naïve]] --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 07:20, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*Since this is old news, I removed the brackets from the word 'PokÃ©mon,' to get it off the "Wanted Pages" list. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:49, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== Proofreading ==

Any chance we could organize some sort of proofreading drive? I've noticed far too many typos and grammatical errors in the articles, not to mention bad wiki formatting. (For instance, the proper way to bold the text at the start of an article is <nowiki>'''like this'''</nowiki>, but most articles have it <nowiki>[[like this]]</nowiki> instead.) [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 08:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*With authority granted to me by my admin powers, I hereby dub you Head Grammar Nazi in charge of The Final Solution to addressing the grammar problem on CWCki. [[:CWCki:Operation Grammatification]] is yours to do with as you will to organize a proofreading drive. You have also been cleared for Super High Priority on the [[:CWCki:Priority Listing|priority list]].

:Also, what's the dillio with the bolding? I mean, if you're referring to the article name, you can do that because 1) it's the article itself and 2) it saves a few bits because it takes one less character to do it and 3) it works. Perhaps our resident [[User:Wwwwolf|wiki <strike>pedo</strike> wizard]] can clear it up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

:*Proofreading drive?! To me, that's virtually pornographic. ''Definitely'' fap-worthy. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 08:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*I created [[CWCki:Operation Grammatification]]. Care to help me shill it? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*P.S. Do I need to be a jerkop to have pagemove rights? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:**I will gladly assist you, good sir. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 21:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*can people please stop using html for tables? wiki tables exist for a reason, please [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Table learn to use them] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== Re: PVCC logo ==

Here's a link to the PVCC logo in illustrator format.[http://www.4shared.com/file/137811560/b1a824eb/PVCClogosmall.html] It's free use(libre) if that wasn't already implied, sorry for taking so long to respond, har. Drop me a message if you want anything else vectorized or whatever. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 19:52, 15 December 2009 (CET)

==Steam==
Do you manage the Steam PVCC user group, and if so, are there any requirements to join? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 12:43, 27 December 2009 (CET)

==Emails sent to chris.==
If you are the sysop of cwcipedia, please include my newest email sent to him, on Jan 7. The text can be found on my user page.

==Asperpedia Ad for intro image==
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3276/asperpediaad.jpg
Idea:
1. Replace "introduction image"
2. Protect image so can't be replaced or reuploaded
3. Profit
[[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:05, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Special:ListFiles==
Can you take a look at [[Special:ListFiles]]? The page loads the list of files, but the search function is broken... it worked on the 110MB CWCki, and was really useful. Thanks in advance =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 04:34, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
*works fine for me, but i haven't tested it much. what exactly was the problem? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 15:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**Compare these: [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:ListFiles?limit=50&ilsearch=Schu&title=Special%3AListFiles New CWCki] and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Imagelist?limit=50&ilsearch=Schu&title=Special%3AImagelist Old CWCki]. The same files exist on both sites, but one search is pulling up all file names that include the characters "Schu" while the other only pulls up one. And weirdly it's picking the one where the characters exist in the middle of the name, rather than the beginning. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 03:14, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***that is pretty weird... it doesn't seem to recognise the first character of a search. i'll look this up but i'm not sure what i can do to fix it. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== My videos ==

I'm not sure if you'll want these or not; but if you're recording everything Chris dose then you may want the videos I've posted on my user page.

If not you should check 'em out anyway... I find it funny how Chris thinks every voice he can do is better than ours.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Jester

==Implement Database CGI for listing Chris's Videos?==
I have come under the impression that the [[List of Videos|list of Chris's video ]] is starting to become crowded, and that it's only going to become worse. Moreover, I think that it would be nice if we can have a script that could sort his videos by his date, his performance type, etc.

So I thought that it would be nice if we use a CGI program that could list/sort his videos.

I have knowledge with websites, and I have dealt with CGI programs before. Japanese websites are the best for finding a free CGI database program, which I am able to translate so that it would fit into the CWCki. (if time permits, of course)

But for now, do you agree with this idea?
--[[User:Shogun|Shogun]] 00:58, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*i thought that's what [[Table of Videos]] was for --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 13:17, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

==Repeat PVCC Registration Attempts==

I'm not sure about anyone else, but I think one reason behind this is because the page has no prompt confirming when you've successfully submitted the request (At least I didn't get one). I had a lot of trouble with the confirmation code and I had no idea I'd got it right until it told me that the name was already in use. I used the same name I used on here, so I figured [[Liquid Chris|someone else]] had taken it. I started trying another name and figured I was just screwing up the confirmation code again until it told me that the other name had been taken. I finally got the hint after that.

TL;DR: I think a prompt confirming that a new account is awaiting confirmation would cut down the repeat registrations. [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 15:16, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
*it's supposed to tell you that your account has been submitted and is awaiting approval. if it isn't, then that's probably the result of errors left over from the move from 110mb. i might just disable registrations entirely and manually make accounts for people if that's the case, since it'll be kind of hard to fix --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:41, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

*Yeah, I was registering an account last night, and I accidentally set up 2 profiles! You need to fix that shit Cogs, and undo my permaban.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:28, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

** Honestly when I tried to register, and forgive me if I registerd more than once, I kept getting a message declaring that I had fucked up the confirmation code, hopefully it's just my inability to figure out the PVCC's conifrmations code style.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:56, 7 March 2010 (EST)

it's broken, and i can't be arsed fixing it because it's not like i approve new accounts anyway --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:48, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

* Yeah that is true seeing as if you did PVCC would overflow with ED users posting "such marvelous gems of threads" such as "Ivy wuz a blowup doll lol" or some stupid shit lke that.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 8:08, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I tried to register, but no response. In the case that you might manually authorise me (or not), I'd like to join PVCC because I've thought up some good trolling schemes and I'd like to put them in to action. If you'd like to hear my ideas or otherwise want to talk to me further, respond on my talk page. [[User:Joe Da Moo|Joe Da Moo]] 21:00, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I just tried registering a little while ago and I got a 500 error or something with no confirmation e-mail. Do you think you could confirm my account, please? I assure you I'm not an ED fag. --[[User:Mezase Master|Mezase Master]] 07:33, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Color coding and stuff ==

Two questions:
# I'm trying to reformat the IRC chats, and that includes color coding. What color do you want to be?
# I'd kinda like to sign up for the PVCC. Is it even worth trying?
Thanks a bunch. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:41, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
* well, i don't think there's any particular rules regards color coding, and i don't mind so long as it's easily readable. also, go ahead and sign up for PVCC, we kind of need some new users anyway. just uh, keep in mind i might forget to approve you, and only sign up once(even if it looks like the attempt failed) --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:47, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**I think I signed up twice because I fucked up the Captcha. My bad. :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:45, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

== Community Portal rename ==

Just curious, is it possible to rename Community Portal? I mean, it's a fine name but maybe we should give it something more CWC related? We could solicit some feedback but first I'm wondering if it's possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* well, that's the default name mediawiki gives it. i was thinking we could do what most other wikis do, and have the community portal be... well, a portal, to other discussion pages about various topics. thoughts? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== A small question ==

I want to know, is it possible to add a new "Chris and..." page regarding his lack of knowledge about science or "biologee" at least? It could include "recycling", and how the Sonichu's and Rosechu's biology is not something that could live in any world real or pokemon without becoming extinct in less than 100 years.

P.S. Sorry if it comes out awkward. this is my first post and i'm still not completely used to the format.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:25, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

== PVCC Registration ==

Excuse my bothering you via the CWCki but I submitted a registration for the PVCC and I'm just posting here to let you know it's me and not some troll. I was mainly interested in just finding and updating some article citations on the CWCki using posts from the PVCC - some of which currently link to the old PVCC forum. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:55, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Contacting the Wallflower==
In light of Chris dropping her full name on the Cwcipedia, do you think it'd be a good idea to let the Wallflower know that Chris is putting information up on her? It looks like he may even make a full page dedicated to her. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:57, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower Policy==

Hi Cogs. Since [[user:Ronichu|newfags]] and [[user:Ronichu|retards]] keep constantly asking about it, I've drafted a section which I've termed "The Wallflower Policy". Can you approve, ammend or reject it for the main Wallflower page? It's at [[Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating CWCki Policy]].

== What is your problem? ==
What are you doing Cogs? What have you got against me? I don't like Chris or Sonichu beyond anyone else here, I don't do any of the furry sex stuff that Sonichu and the others do, and I haven't taken any of this twitter crap onto the CWCki. All I do is fuck around a few minutes day making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids. Why is this necessary? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:00, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
* you fly with the crows, you get tarred with the same brush. or however that saying goes. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:05, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**Is there anything I can do to get that removed? I don't want to cause a big argument on here and I don't want to be involved in the whole Twitter thing if its going to cause all this. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:08, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***Yeah, I'm with Edward. Anything that can get us started on the road to redemption? My Twitter accounts have been dead for 2 days now (since YawningSquirtleRedux warned me to stay away from them), and my Twitter days are over and done with. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:11, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Edward

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Alcoholic Legend:

My talk page. Say whatever here.

And please: New section for each new subject.

== Trolling Plans ==
my brother used to live one hour away from him, but moved. I'm sure there are many dedicated trolls who would be willing to carry out these plans. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:15, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Well then, If you can find someone then go for it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:21, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
== Mao ==
warn the chairman that cwc plans to curse him-Dan D

== Lie ==
You might wanna check [[Talk:Fail]]. Yawning Squirtle Redux and I are thinking that it, too, should be deleted. I'm more than willing to pluck out the redlinks to both. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I was well aware of that discussion. I was merely saying, that you're gonna be the one handling that. But if you are willing to sort it all out then thats fine. I'm not one to question a Grammar Nazi. You guys know what your doing. I just lurk here. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Never mind. Champthom thinks this is a bad idea so I'm withdrawing. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Alright. Good luck with the piping genocide then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== This is not productive at all, BUUUT ==

I just wanted to say that Snake Eater is an amazing song and that you're awesome for liking it. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:07, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

== Article Plans ==
Asexuality doesn't need an article, as it doesn't fit into anything to do with Chris, beyond a passing mention (which it already has). If you want to update a subsection on something like [[Chris and sex]] then feel free, but really, there's nothing to say.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:13, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Chris has made a few more statements than that before. I don't realy think that his attitudes towards asexuality would really fit in an article section about he is supposedly asexual. I think its a good choice of article to split off. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:55, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mark of Shame==

Guess we've got that mark of shame forever. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:02, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

User:Alcoholic Legend

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Alcoholic Legend: Not very nice indeed : )

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}
{{White}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==A Very Sonichu Adventure==

My fan story where YOU take on the role of the protagonist and kill Sonees and Roseys in some very brutal and terrible ways. : )

All Seven Chapters Completed!

[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

User:Alcoholic Legend

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Alcoholic Legend:

Sonichu and Rosechu's children

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Alcoholic Legend: Deleted Twitter Account Reference