https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Aldrasio 2026-04-21T10:29:07Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.6 https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rollin%27_and_Trollin%27&diff=137862 2011-04-05T06:39:48Z

<p>Aldrasio: Seriously? Insulting Chris with Youtube's music policies? That's like insulting someone because of underage drinking.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Rollin' and Trollin'''' (more like ''Strange Case of Dr CWC and Mr Virgin With Rage'') is a video of downtown [[CWCville]] (really downtown [[Charlottesville]]) uploaded on 17 [[July 2009]] in which Chris attempts [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman|Kaufmanesque humor]]. Notable is a video message to real life [[trolls]], including several [[CWCki]] editors.<br /> [[Chris]] has changed his look to:<br /> *normal hairstyle<br /> *[[Krapple|a goatee]]<br /> *sunglasses instead of large, square [[pedo glasses]]<br /> *plain blue T-shirt and jeans<br /> *navy blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his t-shirt<br /> *dog-collar bracelets<br /> *his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, compliments of the tattoo sleeve from the [[Fuck Quest|fuck quest]]<br /> *no [[Amnyfest Ring]]<br /> *a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark [[Sonichu medallion]]<br /> <br /> The lack of the ring and medallion suggested that Chris was not entirely TRUE and HONEST when he made this video, something that he indeed confirmed later. Chris also is continuing his pattern that started about a month before of sometimes not speaking clearly; however, his dialogue is especially unclear here at many parts.<br /> <br /> In some parts of the video, his voice suddenly sounds like that of a man in his twenties, and even when his voice cracks to a high pitch, it sounds like video editing was done to deepen it. However, in other parts of the video, his voice starts cracking as it normally does, like a young boy's voice. No matter what, he still sounds like... well, an [[autistic]].<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Rollin' and Trollin'<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|a4-LgbN-sHA}}<br /> | Stardate = 17 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[IBAChandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Music|text}}, [[Trolls]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Trollinstyle.png]] Trollin' Style<br /> | Other = {{Live|text}}<br /> | previous = [[A near public apology]]<br /> | next = [[CWC Trollin More]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been autistic, I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, you have all been trolled. }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> ''[Note: an [http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;gl=us&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;oe=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=107843413913045677951.0004720130396776af50b&amp;ll=38.030219,-78.480331&amp;spn=0.006845,0.012757&amp;t=h&amp;z=17&amp;lci=com.google.ugc.c752d13e87c4fbd7 annotated listing] of the locations featured in this video has been created on Google Maps.]''<br /> <br /> ''Christian Weston Chandler, Rollin’ and Trollin’''<br /> <br /> [''Music, in the form of &quot;Escape from the City&quot; from ''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2'', plays as Chris walks down the street'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''' ''imitating an announcer'': Hi we’re coming to you live from CWCville today. We’re over at the CWCville pavilion. The, uh, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Hedgehog Boys]] and the, uh, master Christian Mayor the, uh they for day, uh, come here every Friday night and, uh, and it draws a crowd, uh, and it’s very good y’know. [''Shimmies clumsily''] This gives me some, uh, business from amongst the population that comes around.<br /> <br /> [''Music plays as Chris walks down the street'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Ah yes this is our graffiti wall in the mid- uh in the middle of the, uh, city of CWCville in the metropolis. The, uh, fee- the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously and this is also part of our beautification project in the city and we and I gotta say that the, uh, project just looks fantab- fantastic from here. It all looks very good. I tell you what. “Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue according to conscience above all liberties.”<br /> <br /> [''Music plays while Chris goes to an elevator. 15 seconds of dead air time pass while he waits for the elevator to arrive while the music plays like it's the coolest thing in the world. The video is also even cut in between the elevator wait as the elevator took even longer to come. The music itself makes the dead air time seem like it's two minutes instead of fifteen seconds. The music continues as he boards the elevator. The lift rises until they arrive at a car park on the top floor.'']<br /> <br /> '''Cameraman''': So how do you feel about President [[Obama]] and his economic policies?[[File:Cameraman.png|thumb|Contrary to popular belief, the cameraman (on the right) seems to be a pretty normal guy.]]<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': I like it. It’s he’s doing a smash-up job of it and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money and, uh, getting everybody the bang for their buck.<br /> <br /> '''Cameraman''': How do you feel about President Obama’s foreign policies with countries like Iran and Iraq?<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Hmmm. Yeah. I think he’s doin’ OK. You know, uh, establishing, uh, good communications and, uh, giving them what they, uh, require yeah he’s I think he’s doing a very good job with his, uh, foreign policies. <br /> <br /> '''Cameraman''': President Obama, being a family man, what is your opinion on his character?<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': I think he’s a regular stand up [[family guy]].<br /> <br /> ''During the Obama questions, Chris's voice pitch was in the style of how his voice becomes very high pitched when he lies.''<br /> <br /> [''Music plays as Chris walks along talking and gesturing at the sky. They arrive at the Timberlake drug store.'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Ah yes the old Timberlake drug store. It’s been in the, uh, family for generations. The, uh, only, uh ss- generation that, uh, has not been able to run it is the one that went on to a singing career. <br /> <br /> [''Outside a bar named Rapture. A clothing store called [[Vivian]]'s is clearly visible'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Alright well since the, uh, bar s- since the bar law has been repealed, the drinking law, the this here’s the first bar to open up. The, uh, Rapture, uh, in the city of CWCville. Ah also known by the nickname of, uh, R2.<br /> <br /> [''Heart wipe. Chris strides along to music'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Over in downtown CWCville the honor the, uh, death of our dearly departed, uh, bodyguard of mine, [[BILLY MAYS]]. He sacrificed his life in an assassination attempt from m- from me and, uh, is doobly honored in downtown CWCville. We build this building. [''Camera pans to a derelict apartment block.''] To be completed in a few, uh, the towers n-, uh, the building the buildings will be the BILLY MAYS Tower and will serve as the new commercial site in the commercial center. <br /> <br /> ''And now some words to our fans''<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as [[Robotnik|Doctor Ivo Eggman]]. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. [[Wikipedia:Space Channel 5|Ulala]], now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. [[Wikipedia:Anthony Sullivan (pitchman)|Anthony Sullivan]], you’re nothing without BILLY MAYS, you’re nothing with BILLY MAYS and if you want to talk about cock building look at BILLY MAYS memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU‎|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? Captains log star date Velour Fog? Zap Brannigan? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.<br /> <br /> ''Thank you''<br /> <br /> [''Music plays as Chris walks'']<br /> <br /> [''In a park. Chris is wearing a pair of eye glasses over his eyes and a pair of sunglasses over his forehead'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Hey, I’m not near-sighted that was a rules [ruse]. If you want to see what they really do gimme a sec’. [''Puts glasses in front of the camera. With a whoosh and a hum, the scene becomes posterized in reds, purples, and greens, mimicking [[wikipedia:Predator (alien)|the infrared sight]] of the creatures from the ''Predator'' movies.'']<br /> <br /> ''A few thoughts on [[Optimus Prime]]''<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Yeah, Optimus Prime, uh, compurer, um, do not really care much for him, uh, I mean ever since the movie he’s always hanging around with Sam y'know. He’s always hanging around with kids. Somemany needs to call [[Wikipedia:Chris Hansen|Chris Hansen]]. <br /> <br /> ''The final word about the greatest troll in history...''<br /> <br /> Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been [[autistic]], I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, you have all been trolled.<br /> <br /> [''Music plays while Chris does his victory lap'']<br /> <br /> ''Cast''<br /> <br /> ''Christian Weston Chandler as Himself''<br /> <br /> ''Special Thanks: The Field Agents of CWCVille’s Security Taskforce''<br /> <br /> ''The [[PVCC (board)|Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] ''<br /> <br /> ''Old Spice Swagger: The Scent of Confidence ''<br /> <br /> ''[[Hex Box|Microsoft’s X-Box 360]]''<br /> <br /> ''And the silly trolls everywhere, for the many [[lulz]] you have provided.''<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Fridays After Five]]<br /> *[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]|nextlink=[[CWC Trollin More]]|}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Social life]]<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Outdoor videos]]<br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-17]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Coffee_Place&diff=102031 2010-07-05T01:58:26Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. */</p> <hr /> <div>== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==<br /> <br /> My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.<br /> <br /> Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.<br /> <br /> I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.<br /> <br /> Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered &quot;Special&quot;. I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.<br /> <br /> But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.<br /> <br /> Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.<br /> <br /> For the LULZ!!!!<br /> <br /> --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Could you re-write it so it's more informative? I'm still not quite sure what the hell you're talking about; I'm presuming Bobby is Robert? [[User:Menth|Menth]] 11:57, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Yeah, this page is pretty incomprehensible. --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 01:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==<br /> The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==<br /> Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))<br /> :::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. That god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> ==Do not edit==<br /> <br /> Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> :The thing is, right now we have a really bad article with some okay information on its talk page. Maybe Jenkins' account of the event can be put somewhere else, and this can be rewritten to be more encyclopedic?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 18:40, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Agreed. The tone is all wrong, there's insufficient piping, and the writing is sub-par. It doesn't even mention Chris until the final paragraph. Also, I don't see the point of attaching so much malice to this Amanda lady. Aren't we supposed to be making fun of Chris, here?--[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 20:05, 4 July 2010 (CEST)<br /> ::This is a CWCsighting page. They follow different rules.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:41, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::Then we should probably have a &quot;real&quot; article for this sighting, if we can decode the significance.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:15, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=My_apologies&diff=101007 2010-07-01T19:59:49Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>My apologies is a flipnote Chris uploaded on 1 July 2010. In a rare moment of self awareness, Chris not only disabled comments on this flipnote, but for the ones that remain as well. For reasons unknown, the video was then deleted.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> My apologies for [[Chris and the Internet|deleting and dis-abling the Comments on my FlipNotes]],<br /> but I am doing this to clear the [[CWCki|slanderings]] from the [[Trolls]] (ALL of Whom are being<br /> ignored, and [[Lie|are not/will not be getting ANY attent-ion at all]]) and to teach them that<br /> they all Need to Stop their harassments and [[Chris and hypocrisy|Reevaluate their lives for their benefit]].<br /> [[Death threats|No harm will be done]]; THEY Need to understand that Useless Pranks at other people's expense<br /> and such misdemeanors are just that, [[Christian Weston Chandler|USELESS]]. [[Twin Falling Towers|It Is Not Funny]].<br /> Peace, Christian W. Chandler.<br /> <br /> ==Link==<br /> &lt;s&gt;http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DC96FA3A478_003?in=user&lt;/s&gt; '''DELETED'''<br /> <br /> [[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=100056 2010-06-28T20:38:54Z

<p>Aldrasio: Undo revision 100054 by Aldrasio (Talk)</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|[[For Julie's Eyes Only|I]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|am]] [[Nudes|not]] [[Sonichu 8|a]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographer]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|of]] [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|any]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|sort]]!|[[Chris]], in [[June062010.MOV]].}}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;<br /> {{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]]. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible and use links appropriately.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=100054 2010-06-28T20:38:03Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|I will Show all the Children what Pedophilia is PERSONALLY!|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 30]].}}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;<br /> {{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]]. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible and use links appropriately.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway&diff=99071 2010-06-24T23:02:22Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Date? */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>==the players==<br /> *1) MARIO<br /> *2) Christian Chandler<br /> *3) CRASH DUMMIE<br /> *4) Peach<br /> *5) Mega Man &amp; Rush<br /> *6) JAILBRAKE JOE<br /> *7) Barbara Chandler<br /> *8) Cole Smithey<br /> *9) POWER RANGER Christian Chandler<br /> *10) TONY TWISTER<br /> *11) LUIGI<br /> *12) ALPHA DRACONIS<br /> *13) SANTA CLAUSE<br /> *14) Infomaniac<br /> *15) DEXTER<br /> *16) Laura Dorazio<br /> *17) QUEEN GYPSY MOTH<br /> *18) Pharoh's Mummy<br /> *19) ANDY GRIFFIT<br /> *20) BONSAI<br /> *21) Sarah Hammer<br /> *22) Luke Skywalker<br /> *23) Vader Droid<br /> *24) Anakin Skywalker &amp; R2-D2<br /> *25) Kellie Andes<br /> <br /> **1st Christian C.<br /> **2nd Infomaniac.<br /> **3rd Cole S.<br /> **4th Sarah H.<br /> --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 04:38, 11 July 2009 (CEST)<br /> ==This actually makes me feel sorry for Chris==<br /> While this certainly isn't anything spectacular, it's evident that Chris actually put effort into it, and given the leaps in tech since 1998, it's fairly conceivable that in some Bizarro universe, Chris may have achieved Internet fame by making stop-motion Lego animations like the ones that are all over YouTube now. While again they're nothing to write home about, if he had put his creativity with Lego to good use we may have been looking at a very different Chris Chan today. This is but one of the many reasons I see Chris as something of a tragic figure. He has creativity, but he prefers to bastardize other people's creations instead of creating his own. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 04:32, 14 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I'm actually really shocked at this. Whilst it does show a lot of ego on Christian's part, this isn't half bad. Probably the best things Chris has ever made. Seriously, stop motion? I would NEVER have the patience to film something in stop motion, and Chris did. And on a Game Boy no less! Dude actually does have some potential, and it shows in these videos. It's just a shame that he turned out to be such a royal fuckup. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Date? ==<br /> <br /> Are we certain about the date listed? All of the videos say 04 June 1998, but at the beginning of the second video I saw a [http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/Naboo_Fighter Lego Naboo Fighter], which didn't come out until nearly a year later. I didn't watch both videos all the way through, but if they were made at the same time it means they were made in 1999 at the earliest. --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 23:02, 24 June 2010 (UTC)</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_the_Internet&diff=97821 2010-06-20T04:01:51Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Attempts to leave the Internet */</p> <hr /> <div>The '''Internet''' is a specialized computer programming that allows the transmission of data through long distances through a massive collection of networks connected all over the world. The Internet has grown since its first real conception in the 1980s as a means for [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|universities]] to communicate with each other. It is said that nearly 2 billion people are connected to the Internet.<br /> <br /> One of those is [[Christian Weston Chandler|a fat, whiny, bigoted, misogynistic, and egotistical manchild.]] He is the internet's [[Basement_Rosechus|battered girlfriend]] who always comes back for more.<br /> <br /> ==Understanding==<br /> <br /> Chris seems to be aware that the internet is a place where, once you put something up, anyone with access to a computer could see it. However, due to a combination of his ego and his [[Autism|general inability to understand others]], Chris has come to the conclusion that if he puts anything on the Internet, everyone ''will'' see it; and if you direct a message to someone, ''only'' they will see it. Chris has in the past attempted to address videos to specific people, from [[Congrats,_Jack_Black|celebrities]] to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|potential employers]] to [[Ivy|internet girlfriends]]. Most telling is [[100_2178|his 8 May 2010 rant]], which was addressed to anyone who served on the Green County School Board in the early 1990's.<br /> <br /> Chris sees no problem in dropping highly sensitive information over his videos &amp;mdash; including his phone number, street address, and the secret name of the girl he desperately wants to be his girlfriend. He doesn't understand that YouTube is a public website and not an instant messaging service, never paying attention to the deluge of comments he gets from horrified onlookers that definitively prove his &quot;[[For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only|private]]&quot; messages are anything but.<br /> <br /> Chris has been on the internet for some time, yet does not understand how to act online any more than he does in [[Sonichu%27s_Edge|real]] [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|life]]. While many users of the internet contribute content, are [[White_knight|polite and helpful]], and generally [[Chris_and_the_Law|follow any established rules]], Chris sees [[Wikipedia|all]] [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|web]][[CWCki|sites]] as vehicles to spew his [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_the_CWCki|self]]-[[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|serving]] [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile|version]] of [[Honest_content|the truth]].<br /> <br /> Even worse, when given his own website, he audaciously claims that [[CWC_Blog#January_2010|it is he who has control over the site]], not [[User:cogsdev|the Sysop]].<br /> <br /> ==Forums and bans==<br /> <br /> As with many places in real life, Chris has found himself banned from the few places he frequents online.<br /> <br /> Chris does not normally participate in forum discussions, either due to a dislike of reading or simple egotism. When he does, he always signs his message &amp;mdash; be it a comment on YouTube, a rant on the [[Adult Swim]] boards, or a complaint about something in [[LittleBigPlanet|LBP]]&lt;ref&gt;http://forums.littlebigworkshop.com/t5/PS3-Workshop/Complaints-on-the-Sonic-the-Hedgehog-and-Werehog-Costumes/m-p/239893;jsessionid=C15F46579256D040386028A0EAB09412&lt;/ref&gt;. He never follows up on these posts either, nor does he read the comments left by other users, just like on YouTube. Any retractions or responses are saved for completely unrelated posts elsewhere on the internet.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Internet forums are havens for socially retarded, thirty-something man-children who still live with [[Barbara_Chandler|Mommy]] and [[Bob_Chandler|Daddy]]. By simply choosing a handle that has nothing to do with Sonichu, and participating even a little in forum discussions, Chris could shed (for a while) his lolcow status and form online friendships with other sad bastards like himself.<br /> <br /> Due to his relative inactivity concerning Internet forums, he's banned from fewer places online than expected. He was banned from [[DeviantArt]] in the summer of 2009 for posting the uncensored version of Sonichu 9 without an [[Honest_content|NSFW]] tag, though he doesn't understand why--comments left on his talk page suggest that he is under the impression that his DA account simply vanished into cyberspace for no reason. As well, despite bouncing from one account to the next, Chris has only been [[The July 10th Messages|banned once]] from [[YouTube]]. However, unlike DA, Chris has constantly made new accounts after one was taken down or abandoned.<br /> <br /> == Attempts to leave the Internet ==<br /> <br /> As the saying goes, &quot;when the going gets tough, the tough get going&quot;. However, in Chris's case, he takes this and butchers it &amp;mdash; when [[trolls]] descend on him and [[Stress|torture]] him, he gets up and leaves. He's like a child who packs up all of his toys and goes home when things don't go his way. For many trolls, this would be a great victory &amp;mdash; threatening to quit the internet forever is such a common reaction to trolling it has its own ED article. However, Chris just can't stand to get away from the Internet.<br /> <br /> His [[Youtube Finale|first attempt]] to abandon the Internet was in the aftermath of the [[Julie]] incident; tired of [[Clyde Cash]]'s trolling, Chris proclaimed that he was leaving the Internet. Instead of doing that, he disappeared for all of two weeks, before creating a new account on YouTube. His [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|second]], [[100 2188|third]], and [[100 2189|fourth attempts]] all seemed to have been directed by an [[Rocky Shoemaker|outside force]]. Of course, Chris being Chris, he never made good on his word to stay off. <br /> <br /> After he made his second announcement of leaving the internet, he made a [[Cleveland_Show_Voice_Rant|rant about the Cleveland Show]] a mere ''36 hours later''. He also made his fourth announcement of leaving the internet just ''four days'' after making his third announcement, saying that the [[Kick the Autistic|trolls have scared him from the internet, that he is literally afraid of the internet]]. Chris being Chris, he returned just [[June062010.MOV|one week]] after this grand proclamation. After talking about how he almost committed vehicular homicide, he makes his ''fifth'' announcement that he is leaving the internet.<br /> <br /> Nearly two weeks after his ''final'' abandonment of the internet, he was spotted at [[Fridays After Five]] playing [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Studio]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi. He soon discovered the pictures and videos of him on the internet and posted his response to it all on Flipnote Hatena the next day, saying that he wishes trolls would stop spreading his bad reputation around. This shows not only that Chris is still looking out for his internet reputation, but that he also assumes that by telling trolls &quot;I'm leaving the internet forever,&quot; he expects them to stop talking about him.<br /> <br /> What Chris doesn't seem to realize is that the [[PS3#Playstation_Network|PSN]] he [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|loves]] [[List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_video_downloads|so]] [[List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads|dearly]] is technically a part of the internet, as it consists of a network of computers all interconnected with each other. So when he says that he will be leaving the internet, he is clearly [[Chris and hypocrisy|full of shit]], as he has only sworn off the parts of the internet [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|that]] [[CWCki|bother]] [[4-cent_garbage.com|him]].<br /> <br /> == Will Chris ever really leave? ==<br /> <br /> It's possible, perhaps even inevitable, that circumstances will enable Chris to really leave the internet. The most likely reason would be the death or intervention of [[Robert Chandler|certain benefactors]] that keep the internet train a-rolling. Another, only marginally less likely, would be the end-result of Chris's terminal slothfulness: just ceasing to give a shit about anything except video games, toys, and his [[CWCville|Happy Place]]. If pressed, Chris always claims to be &quot;workin' on it ([[Sonichu]]/employment/the [[Love Quest]]/etc.),&quot; but effort is anathema to Chris.<br /> <br /> It is highly unlikely that he'll ever leave the internet of his own volition. Chris thrives on attention just as much as he is burned by the terrible strain of effort. Like an abused spouse, he may never leave unless someone else steps in. [[Trolls|Being the horrible people we are]], we'd rather he stay.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_the_Internet&diff=97820 2010-06-20T04:00:51Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Attempts to leave the Internet */</p> <hr /> <div>The '''Internet''' is a specialized computer programming that allows the transmission of data through long distances through a massive collection of networks connected all over the world. The Internet has grown since its first real conception in the 1980s as a means for [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|universities]] to communicate with each other. It is said that nearly 2 billion people are connected to the Internet.<br /> <br /> One of those is [[Christian Weston Chandler|a fat, whiny, bigoted, misogynistic, and egotistical manchild.]] He is the internet's [[Basement_Rosechus|battered girlfriend]] who always comes back for more.<br /> <br /> ==Understanding==<br /> <br /> Chris seems to be aware that the internet is a place where, once you put something up, anyone with access to a computer could see it. However, due to a combination of his ego and his [[Autism|general inability to understand others]], Chris has come to the conclusion that if he puts anything on the Internet, everyone ''will'' see it; and if you direct a message to someone, ''only'' they will see it. Chris has in the past attempted to address videos to specific people, from [[Congrats,_Jack_Black|celebrities]] to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|potential employers]] to [[Ivy|internet girlfriends]]. Most telling is [[100_2178|his 8 May 2010 rant]], which was addressed to anyone who served on the Green County School Board in the early 1990's.<br /> <br /> Chris sees no problem in dropping highly sensitive information over his videos &amp;mdash; including his phone number, street address, and the secret name of the girl he desperately wants to be his girlfriend. He doesn't understand that YouTube is a public website and not an instant messaging service, never paying attention to the deluge of comments he gets from horrified onlookers that definitively prove his &quot;[[For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only|private]]&quot; messages are anything but.<br /> <br /> Chris has been on the internet for some time, yet does not understand how to act online any more than he does in [[Sonichu%27s_Edge|real]] [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|life]]. While many users of the internet contribute content, are [[White_knight|polite and helpful]], and generally [[Chris_and_the_Law|follow any established rules]], Chris sees [[Wikipedia|all]] [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|web]][[CWCki|sites]] as vehicles to spew his [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_the_CWCki|self]]-[[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|serving]] [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile|version]] of [[Honest_content|the truth]].<br /> <br /> Even worse, when given his own website, he audaciously claims that [[CWC_Blog#January_2010|it is he who has control over the site]], not [[User:cogsdev|the Sysop]].<br /> <br /> ==Forums and bans==<br /> <br /> As with many places in real life, Chris has found himself banned from the few places he frequents online.<br /> <br /> Chris does not normally participate in forum discussions, either due to a dislike of reading or simple egotism. When he does, he always signs his message &amp;mdash; be it a comment on YouTube, a rant on the [[Adult Swim]] boards, or a complaint about something in [[LittleBigPlanet|LBP]]&lt;ref&gt;http://forums.littlebigworkshop.com/t5/PS3-Workshop/Complaints-on-the-Sonic-the-Hedgehog-and-Werehog-Costumes/m-p/239893;jsessionid=C15F46579256D040386028A0EAB09412&lt;/ref&gt;. He never follows up on these posts either, nor does he read the comments left by other users, just like on YouTube. Any retractions or responses are saved for completely unrelated posts elsewhere on the internet.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Internet forums are havens for socially retarded, thirty-something man-children who still live with [[Barbara_Chandler|Mommy]] and [[Bob_Chandler|Daddy]]. By simply choosing a handle that has nothing to do with Sonichu, and participating even a little in forum discussions, Chris could shed (for a while) his lolcow status and form online friendships with other sad bastards like himself.<br /> <br /> Due to his relative inactivity concerning Internet forums, he's banned from fewer places online than expected. He was banned from [[DeviantArt]] in the summer of 2009 for posting the uncensored version of Sonichu 9 without an [[Honest_content|NSFW]] tag, though he doesn't understand why--comments left on his talk page suggest that he is under the impression that his DA account simply vanished into cyberspace for no reason. As well, despite bouncing from one account to the next, Chris has only been [[The July 10th Messages|banned once]] from [[YouTube]]. However, unlike DA, Chris has constantly made new accounts after one was taken down or abandoned.<br /> <br /> == Attempts to leave the Internet ==<br /> <br /> As the saying goes, &quot;when the going gets tough, the tough get going&quot;. However, in Chris's case, he takes this and butchers it &amp;mdash; when [[trolls]] descend on him and [[Stress|torture]] him, he gets up and leaves. He's like a child who packs up all of his toys and goes home when things don't go his way. For many trolls, this would be a great victory &amp;mdash; threatening to quit the internet forever is such a common reaction to trolling it has its own ED article. However, Chris just can't stand to get away from the Internet.<br /> <br /> His [[Youtube Finale|first attempt]] to abandon the Internet was in the aftermath of the [[Julie]] incident; tired of [[Clyde Cash]]'s trolling, Chris proclaimed that he was leaving the Internet. Instead of doing that, he disappeared for all of two weeks, before creating a new account on YouTube. His [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|second]], [[100 2188|third]], and [[100 2189|fourth attempts]] all seemed to have been directed by an [[Rocky Shoemaker|outside force]]. Of course, Chris being Chris, he never made good on his word to stay off. <br /> <br /> After he made his second announcement of leaving the internet, he made a [[Cleveland_Show_Voice_Rant|rant about the Cleveland Show]] a mere ''36 hours later''. He also made his fourth announcement of leaving the internet just ''four days'' after making his third announcement, saying that the [[Kick the Autistic|trolls have scared him from the internet, that he is literally afraid of the internet]]. Chris being Chris, he returned just [[June062010.MOV|one week]] after this grand proclamation. After talking about how he almost committed vehicular homicide, he makes his ''fifth'' announcement that he is leaving the internet.<br /> <br /> Nearly two weeks after his ''final'' abandonment of the internet, he was spotted at [[Fridays After Five]] playing [[Flipnote Haneta|Flipnote Studio]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi. He soon discovered the pictures and videos of him on the internet and posted his response to it all on Flipnote Haneta the next day, saying that he wishes trolls would stop spreading his bad reputation around. This shows not only that Chris is still looking out for his internet reputation, but that he also assumes that by telling trolls &quot;I'm leaving the internet forever,&quot; he expects them to stop talking about him.<br /> <br /> What Chris doesn't seem to realize is that the [[PS3#Playstation_Network|PSN]] he [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|loves]] [[List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_video_downloads|so]] [[List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads|dearly]] is technically a part of the internet, as it consists of a network of computers all interconnected with each other. So when he says that he will be leaving the internet, he is clearly [[Chris and hypocrisy|full of shit]], as he has only sworn off the parts of the internet [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|that]] [[CWCki|bother]] [[4-cent_garbage.com|him]].<br /> <br /> == Will Chris ever really leave? ==<br /> <br /> It's possible, perhaps even inevitable, that circumstances will enable Chris to really leave the internet. The most likely reason would be the death or intervention of [[Robert Chandler|certain benefactors]] that keep the internet train a-rolling. Another, only marginally less likely, would be the end-result of Chris's terminal slothfulness: just ceasing to give a shit about anything except video games, toys, and his [[CWCville|Happy Place]]. If pressed, Chris always claims to be &quot;workin' on it ([[Sonichu]]/employment/the [[Love Quest]]/etc.),&quot; but effort is anathema to Chris.<br /> <br /> It is highly unlikely that he'll ever leave the internet of his own volition. Chris thrives on attention just as much as he is burned by the terrible strain of effort. Like an abused spouse, he may never leave unless someone else steps in. [[Trolls|Being the horrible people we are]], we'd rather he stay.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pok%C3%A9mon&diff=95805 2010-06-11T04:42:06Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Pokémon appearing in Sonichu comics */</p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br /> [[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|[[Aspergers|Aspie]] creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]]<br /> <br /> '''''Pokémon''''' (or Pok'emon, according to Chris) is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more. <br /> <br /> Yet it only took [[Christian Weston Chandler|one autistic manchild]] to forever ruin it for an entire generation. <br /> <br /> ==Chris-chan in the Pokémon world==<br /> Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have over 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, has no life at all, and has paid off several mortgages in [[Animal Crossing]], it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's [[Mass debating|time isn't going to anything good]].<br /> <br /> It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as ''Diamond'', ''Pearl'', ''Platinum'', ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, making his &quot;collection&quot; far from complete. To make matters worse, the recently-announced fifth generation games, ''[[Niggos|Black]]'' and ''White'', will introduce at least a hundred more.<br /> <br /> TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.<br /> <br /> As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has a fairly unimaginative team:<br /> :* [[Sonichu]], a [[Parody|Recolor]]<br /> :* [[Anime|Inuyasha]], a [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]<br /> :* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]], a [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]<br /> :* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]], a [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]<br /> :* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], a [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]] (who many people seem to have a fetish for, [[Chris and sex|possibly including Chris]]...)<br /> :* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]], a [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]<br /> <br /> ==Pokémon appearing in ''Sonichu'' comics==<br /> [[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]<br /> <br /> * [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris's first shitty recolor.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in Sonichu 0.<br /> * [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon, named [[David the Dragonite|David]]. In Sonichu 0, Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]] - Used by [[Naitsirhc]] to kidnap Rosechu and battle Sonichu in Sonichu 0.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]] - Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]] - [[Wild Sonichu]]'s adoptive mother from [[Sonichu 3]].<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] - Wild Sonichu's adoptive father from Sonichu 3.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]] - [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s adoptive mother from Sonichu 3.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Wailord|Wailord]] - [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Dropped a boulder]] on the Swampert in Sonichu 3, forcing Bubbles to evolve.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] - Mentored [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Taught him to be an [[Stress Sigh|emofag]] in Sonichu 3. According to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], [[Naitsirhc]] owns a Mewtwo as well, though, of course, it has never been seen in the comics. They may or may not be the same one.<br /> * [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] - Chris compared the [[Jerkhief]]'s weight to this half-ton Pokémon in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]. Backfired when trolls attached the name to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]. <br /> * [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]] - served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an &quot;original&quot; character created by [[Blanca]]. Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]<br /> * [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]] - Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9]]<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]] - Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in Sonichu 9.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]] - Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in Sonichu 9.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Voltorb|Voltorb]] - Used by Alec Benson Leary to murder [[Simonla Rosechu]] via Explosion in [[Sonichu 10]].<br /> Theoretically all of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are Pokémon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as &quot;human&quot; in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and &quot;evolve&quot; into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Pokéball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Pokéballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.<br /> <br /> It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of &quot;Super Effective&quot; unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism in Sonichu==<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokemon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:<br /> <br /> *In [[Sonichu 2|Issue 2]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he &quot;could use some pants&quot;. This is ripped off from ''Pokémon the Movie 2000'' when the Pokémon Slowking, freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.<br /> *Despite &quot;not being a Pokémon,&quot; Flame uses Pokémon attacks in his one notable appearance. Speculation abounds, but it could be that Chris assumes that &quot;Pokémon rules&quot; apply to all intelligent mystical animal thingeys the way anyone with a guitar can pull off solo specials from [[Brutal Legend]].<br /> *In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister resembles Candice, one of the 4th Generation Gym Leaders.<br /> *In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu inexplicably knows Iron Tail, a Steel-type attack, for use on the Rock/Ground Type Liquid (Steel is super-effective against Rock). This is stolen, again, from Pikachu, who learned the same move so the writers could let Ash battle Roxanne(and other Rock types) without breaking the rules of the game and pissing off fans. The difference is that leading up to the battle, an episode was spent to show Pikachu learning the move. It is to be noted that in the video games, Pikachu is able to learn this move through the use of an item.<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism ''of'' Sonichu?==<br /> {{main|List of cards from The Wall of Originals}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCpokeymanz.png|thumb]]<br /> <br /> Despite Chris's complete lack of originality when it comes to the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] [[Rosechu (species)|characters]], there are several Pokémon on the [[Wall of Originals]] that closely resemble actual Pokémon introduced in ''Ruby'', ''Sapphire'', ''Diamond'', and ''Pearl'' versions. What makes this interesting is that these cards were created in the early 2000's, predating the Japanese release of Ruby and Sapphire by at least one year, and Diamond and Pearl by at least five years. However, much like Chris's &quot;idea&quot; of putting [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Sonic games on Nintendo consoles]], it is much more likely that the Pokémon's resemblances to Chris's abominations are a coincidence. At least, we can only hope so...<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pokémon TCG]]<br /> *[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]<br /> *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br /> <br /> [[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pok%C3%A9mon&diff=95802 2010-06-11T04:34:14Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Chris-chan in the Pokémon world */</p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br /> [[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|[[Aspergers|Aspie]] creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]]<br /> <br /> '''''Pokémon''''' (or Pok'emon, according to Chris) is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more. <br /> <br /> Yet it only took [[Christian Weston Chandler|one autistic manchild]] to forever ruin it for an entire generation. <br /> <br /> ==Chris-chan in the Pokémon world==<br /> Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have over 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, has no life at all, and has paid off several mortgages in [[Animal Crossing]], it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's [[Mass debating|time isn't going to anything good]].<br /> <br /> It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as ''Diamond'', ''Pearl'', ''Platinum'', ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, making his &quot;collection&quot; far from complete. To make matters worse, the recently-announced fifth generation games, ''[[Niggos|Black]]'' and ''White'', will introduce at least a hundred more.<br /> <br /> TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.<br /> <br /> As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has a fairly unimaginative team:<br /> :* [[Sonichu]], a [[Parody|Recolor]]<br /> :* [[Anime|Inuyasha]], a [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]<br /> :* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]], a [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]<br /> :* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]], a [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]<br /> :* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], a [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]] (who many people seem to have a fetish for, [[Chris and sex|possibly including Chris]]...)<br /> :* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]], a [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]<br /> <br /> ==Pokémon appearing in ''Sonichu'' comics==<br /> [[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]<br /> <br /> * [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris's first shitty recolor.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in Sonichu 0.<br /> * [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon, named [[David the Dragonite|David]]. In Sonichu 0, Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]] - Used by [[Naitsirhc]] to kidnap Rosechu and battle Sonichu in Sonichu 0.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]] - Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]] - [[Wild Sonichu]]'s adoptive mother from [[Sonichu 3]].<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] - Wild Sonichu's adoptive father from Sonichu 3.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]] - [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s adoptive mother from Sonichu 3.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Wailord|Wailord]] - [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Dropped a boulder]] on the Swampert in Sonichu 3, forcing Bubbles to evolve.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] - Mentored [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Taught him to be an [[Stress Sigh|emofag]] in Sonichu 3. According to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], [[Naitsirhc]] owns a Mewtwo as well, though, of course, it has never been seen in the comics. They may or may not be the same one.<br /> * [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] - Chris compared the [[Jerkhief]]'s weight to this half-ton Pokémon in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]. Backfired when trolls attached the name to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]. <br /> * [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]] - served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an &quot;original&quot; character created by [[Blanca]]. Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]<br /> * [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]] - Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9]]<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]] - Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in Sonichu 9.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]] - Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in Sonichu 9.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Voltorb|Voltorb]] - Used by Alec Benson Leary to murder [[Simonla Rosechu]] via Selfdestruct/Explosion in [[Sonichu 10]].<br /> Theoretically all of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are Pokémon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as &quot;human&quot; in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and &quot;evolve&quot; into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Pokéball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Pokéballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.<br /> <br /> It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of &quot;Super Effective&quot; unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism in Sonichu==<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokemon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:<br /> <br /> *In [[Sonichu 2|Issue 2]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he &quot;could use some pants&quot;. This is ripped off from ''Pokémon the Movie 2000'' when the Pokémon Slowking, freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.<br /> *Despite &quot;not being a Pokémon,&quot; Flame uses Pokémon attacks in his one notable appearance. Speculation abounds, but it could be that Chris assumes that &quot;Pokémon rules&quot; apply to all intelligent mystical animal thingeys the way anyone with a guitar can pull off solo specials from [[Brutal Legend]].<br /> *In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister resembles Candice, one of the 4th Generation Gym Leaders.<br /> *In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu inexplicably knows Iron Tail, a Steel-type attack, for use on the Rock/Ground Type Liquid (Steel is super-effective against Rock). This is stolen, again, from Pikachu, who learned the same move so the writers could let Ash battle Roxanne(and other Rock types) without breaking the rules of the game and pissing off fans. The difference is that leading up to the battle, an episode was spent to show Pikachu learning the move. It is to be noted that in the video games, Pikachu is able to learn this move through the use of an item.<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism ''of'' Sonichu?==<br /> {{main|List of cards from The Wall of Originals}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCpokeymanz.png|thumb]]<br /> <br /> Despite Chris's complete lack of originality when it comes to the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] [[Rosechu (species)|characters]], there are several Pokémon on the [[Wall of Originals]] that closely resemble actual Pokémon introduced in ''Ruby'', ''Sapphire'', ''Diamond'', and ''Pearl'' versions. What makes this interesting is that these cards were created in the early 2000's, predating the Japanese release of Ruby and Sapphire by at least one year, and Diamond and Pearl by at least five years. However, much like Chris's &quot;idea&quot; of putting [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Sonic games on Nintendo consoles]], it is much more likely that the Pokémon's resemblances to Chris's abominations are a coincidence. At least, we can only hope so...<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pokémon TCG]]<br /> *[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]<br /> *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br /> <br /> [[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pok%C3%A9mon&diff=95801 2010-06-11T04:32:12Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br /> [[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|[[Aspergers|Aspie]] creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]]<br /> <br /> '''''Pokémon''''' (or Pok'emon, according to Chris) is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more. <br /> <br /> Yet it only took [[Christian Weston Chandler|one autistic manchild]] to forever ruin it for an entire generation. <br /> <br /> ==Chris-chan in the Pokémon world==<br /> Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have over 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, has no life at all, and has paid off several mortgages in [[Animal Crossing]], it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's [[Mass debating|time isn't going to anything good]].<br /> <br /> It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as ''Diamond'', ''Pearl'', ''Platinum'', ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, making his &quot;collection&quot; far from complete. To make matters worse, the recently-announced fifth generation games, ''[[Niggos|Black]]'' and ''White'', will introduce at least a hundred more.<br /> <br /> TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.<br /> <br /> As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:<br /> :* [[Sonichu]], a [[Parody|Recolor]]<br /> :* [[Anime|Inuyasha]], a [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]<br /> :* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]], a [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]<br /> :* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]], a [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]<br /> :* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], a [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]] (who many people seem to have a fetish for, [[Chris and sex|possibly including Chris]]...)<br /> :* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]], a [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]<br /> <br /> ==Pokémon appearing in ''Sonichu'' comics==<br /> [[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]<br /> <br /> * [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris's first shitty recolor.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in Sonichu 0.<br /> * [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon, named [[David the Dragonite|David]]. In Sonichu 0, Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]] - Used by [[Naitsirhc]] to kidnap Rosechu and battle Sonichu in Sonichu 0.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]] - Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]] - [[Wild Sonichu]]'s adoptive mother from [[Sonichu 3]].<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] - Wild Sonichu's adoptive father from Sonichu 3.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]] - [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s adoptive mother from Sonichu 3.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Wailord|Wailord]] - [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Dropped a boulder]] on the Swampert in Sonichu 3, forcing Bubbles to evolve.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] - Mentored [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Taught him to be an [[Stress Sigh|emofag]] in Sonichu 3. According to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], [[Naitsirhc]] owns a Mewtwo as well, though, of course, it has never been seen in the comics. They may or may not be the same one.<br /> * [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] - Chris compared the [[Jerkhief]]'s weight to this half-ton Pokémon in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]. Backfired when trolls attached the name to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]. <br /> * [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]] - served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an &quot;original&quot; character created by [[Blanca]]. Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]<br /> * [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]] - Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9]]<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]] - Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in Sonichu 9.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]] - Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in Sonichu 9.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Voltorb|Voltorb]] - Used by Alec Benson Leary to murder [[Simonla Rosechu]] via Selfdestruct/Explosion in [[Sonichu 10]].<br /> Theoretically all of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are Pokémon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as &quot;human&quot; in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and &quot;evolve&quot; into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Pokéball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Pokéballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.<br /> <br /> It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of &quot;Super Effective&quot; unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism in Sonichu==<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokemon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:<br /> <br /> *In [[Sonichu 2|Issue 2]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he &quot;could use some pants&quot;. This is ripped off from ''Pokémon the Movie 2000'' when the Pokémon Slowking, freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.<br /> *Despite &quot;not being a Pokémon,&quot; Flame uses Pokémon attacks in his one notable appearance. Speculation abounds, but it could be that Chris assumes that &quot;Pokémon rules&quot; apply to all intelligent mystical animal thingeys the way anyone with a guitar can pull off solo specials from [[Brutal Legend]].<br /> *In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister resembles Candice, one of the 4th Generation Gym Leaders.<br /> *In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu inexplicably knows Iron Tail, a Steel-type attack, for use on the Rock/Ground Type Liquid (Steel is super-effective against Rock). This is stolen, again, from Pikachu, who learned the same move so the writers could let Ash battle Roxanne(and other Rock types) without breaking the rules of the game and pissing off fans. The difference is that leading up to the battle, an episode was spent to show Pikachu learning the move. It is to be noted that in the video games, Pikachu is able to learn this move through the use of an item.<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism ''of'' Sonichu?==<br /> {{main|List of cards from The Wall of Originals}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCpokeymanz.png|thumb]]<br /> <br /> Despite Chris's complete lack of originality when it comes to the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] [[Rosechu (species)|characters]], there are several Pokémon on the [[Wall of Originals]] that closely resemble actual Pokémon introduced in ''Ruby'', ''Sapphire'', ''Diamond'', and ''Pearl'' versions. What makes this interesting is that these cards were created in the early 2000's, predating the Japanese release of Ruby and Sapphire by at least one year, and Diamond and Pearl by at least five years. However, much like Chris's &quot;idea&quot; of putting [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Sonic games on Nintendo consoles]], it is much more likely that the Pokémon's resemblances to Chris's abominations are a coincidence. At least, we can only hope so...<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pokémon TCG]]<br /> *[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]<br /> *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br /> <br /> [[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_reality&diff=95800 2010-06-11T04:30:47Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Real Life */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|I don't have to Justify Sonichu and Rosechu; they can take of that themselves.|Chris, being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]]}}<br /> {{quote|21:34 &lt;@clydeC&gt; WHAT THEY AREN'T REAL <br /> &lt;br&gt;21:34 &lt;@clydeC&gt; WHAT ARE YOU DELUSIONAL|[[Clyde Cash]]'s response to the above.}}<br /> '''Reality''' is the universe from which [[Chris]] is quite detached. Chris has demonstrated considerable difficulty distinguishing fantasy and reality. <br /> <br /> ==Fantasy and Fiction==<br /> [[CWCville]] is the name of the idyllic fantasy world of Chris's imagination. It is his preferred means of escape from a world that does not give Chris what he feels reasonably entitled to. Above all else, CWCville is built around Chris's comfort and convenience. As its mayor, Chris enjoys as much power and as little responsibility as he wants. <br /> <br /> [[Image:Toontown.jpg|thumb|right|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]<br /> <br /> Chris believes that [[CWCville]], as all other products of his imagination, actually exist in a parallel universe he calls a &quot;Toon World,&quot; where they are free to mingle with all other fictional cartoon characters, citing the film [[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit?|Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]] as a model. Chris considers anyone who does not accept this thinking &quot;[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]].&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris has claimed to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville &quot;IN REAL LIFE.&quot; &lt;ref&gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris admits that CWCville is not real only to pacify others too [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mind]] to comprehend this idea. <br /> <br /> {{quote|I don't have to Justify Sonichu and Rosechu; they can take of that themselves.|Chris [[IRC (20 January 2009)|20 January 2009]]}}<br /> <br /> All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as &quot;father,&quot; in much the same way a Christian might consider God to be their father. Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. It is Slaweel Ryam, not Chris, who apologizes for slandering Mary Lee Walsh.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville is canon, and feels it necessary to explain away [[Billy Mays|undesirable]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|changes]] to CWCville made as a result of [[BlueSpike|outside]] [[Alec Benson Leary|influences]].<br /> <br /> ==Real Life==<br /> Chris has a tendency to [[Father Call|exaggerate]] estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight emails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] toward his favor. This tendency seems to suggest not mere ignorance, but Chris's perception that the limits of his physical potential are inherently impressive to others. <br /> <br /> Where objective reality conflicts with them, Chris expects his self-favoring opinions to be accepted by others as the truth. <br /> <br /> When asked by Evan to remove Simonla from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character Simonchu and thus effectively had.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]&quot; Simonla's [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]&quot; denying Simonla was ever inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this new version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties. <br /> <br /> Chris considers people with Asperger's Syndrome &quot;fakers&quot; who are taking &quot;the Shine and Limelight&quot; away from genuine Autistic people such as himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Although Chris has admitted that this &quot;Fact&quot; is only his &quot;own idea,&quot; Chris sees accepting the truth to the contrary as &quot;conform[ing] to blasphem[y].&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris also seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he talks about his status as the Cwcville [[Pokémon]] gym leader, then goes on to suggest that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké-ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the Gamecube memory card. He expects this peripheral to be able to [[Yu-Gi-Oh|read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and be used to challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral.]]<br /> <br /> ==Chris and Magic==<br /> :''See also: [[Chris and religion#Chris the Shaman|Chris the Shaman]]''<br /> <br /> Through Chris's perception of God as an implement of his will comes the delusion that he has magical powers that will permit him to eventually succeed over the enemies that he is unable to dispatch by any more conventional means. <br /> <br /> The most notorious example is the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], a power that supposedly bestows terrible fortune on the recipient. Chris has performed this curse on innumerable occasions, both over the internet and in public. He has even retracted the curse [[Chris and remorse|albeit reluctantly]] on at least three occasions &lt;ref&gt;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]]&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref&gt;[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref&gt;[[I am Alive]]&lt;/ref&gt; with a &quot;Forgiveness Blessing'&quot; which further cements Chris's belief in its efficacy. He also believes that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash people into following his commands]] and to sic the spirit of [[Patti Chandler|his dead dog]] to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|attack people in their sleep]]. Chris believes that he may have other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]&lt;/ref&gt; All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred [[Medallion of Fail|personal]] [[Amnyfest Ring|relic]] of the day.<br /> <br /> When asked by a fan how he came to learn of his powers, Chris replied:<br /> {{quote|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at [[PVCC]] went DOWN ([[Chris and his Ego|yes, mostly due to my references in the pages]]), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one specific Troll (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a life-threatening ailment.|Chris, [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|Mailbag 18]]}}<br /> This is textbook [[Wikipedia:Magical thinking|magical thinking]]. This belief gives Chris the some degree of power over his own life, no matter how illusory. This use of [[Wikipedia:Fantasy (psychology)|fantasy]] is considered by the psychological community to be an [[Autism|immature]] defense mechanism.<br /> <br /> ==Conspiracy theories==<br /> Chris views the fact of his own life through the lens of his ego. Chris believes that anyone who prevents him from getting what he wants is only interested in being mean to him for its own sake. <br /> <br /> Chris believes that he was intentionally infected with autism by his doctor.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 12#Where autism comes from]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[Mary Lee Walsh|Anyone]] [[Jerkops|who]] [[Manajerk|hinders]] Chris's [[Love Quest]] is part of an effort to &quot;make true love illegal,&quot; either in Virginia or nation-wide.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 4]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog#10 March 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; This choice of words suggests that Chris believes that he [[Chris and his Ego|is entitled to a girlfriend]], and that people are attempting to take legal action to deprive him of this alleged right. <br /> <br /> When no culprit responsible for his unhappiness is visible, Chris prefers to accuse unseen hands of plotting against him. Chris blamed his inability to find guests to a sporting event on efforts by the Greene County school board to deprive him of friends; including conspiracy with realtors to keep him in Ruckersville and with [[Michael Snyder]] to keep him out of his favorite hangout.&lt;ref&gt;[[100 2178]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> [[Category: Chris-chan]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pok%C3%A9mon&diff=95653 2010-06-10T03:34:55Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Chris-chan in the Pokémon world */</p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br /> [[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|[[Aspergers|Aspie]] creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]]<br /> <br /> '''''Pokémon''''' is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more. <br /> <br /> Yet it only took [[Christian Weston Chandler|one autistic manchild]] to forever ruin it for an entire generation. <br /> <br /> ==Chris-chan in the Pokémon world==<br /> Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have over 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, has no life at all, and has paid off several mortgages in [[Animal Crossing]], it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's [[Mass debating|time isn't going to anything good]].<br /> <br /> It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as ''Diamond'', ''Pearl'', ''Platinum'', ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, making his &quot;collection&quot; far from complete. To make matters worse, the recently-announced fifth generation games, ''[[Niggos|Black]]'' and ''White'', will introduce at least a hundred more.<br /> <br /> TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.<br /> <br /> As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:<br /> :* [[Sonichu]], a [[Parody|Recolor]]<br /> :* [[Anime|Inuyasha]], a [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]<br /> :* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]], a [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]<br /> :* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]], a [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]<br /> :* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], a [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]] (who many people seem to have a fetish for, [[Chris and sex|possibly including Chris]]...)<br /> :* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]], a [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]<br /> <br /> ==Pokémon appearing in ''Sonichu'' comics==<br /> [[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]<br /> <br /> * [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris's first shitty recolor.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in Sonichu 0.<br /> * [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon, named [[David the Dragonite|David]]. In Sonichu 0, Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]] - Used by [[Naitsirhc]] to kidnap Rosechu and battle Sonichu in Sonichu 0.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]] - Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]] - [[Wild Sonichu]]'s adoptive mother from [[Sonichu 3]].<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] - Wild Sonichu's adoptive father from Sonichu 3.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]] - [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s adoptive mother from Sonichu 3.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Wailord|Wailord]] - [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Dropped a boulder]] on the Swampert in Sonichu 3, forcing Bubbles to evolve.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] - Mentored [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Taught him to be an [[Stress Sigh|emofag]] in Sonichu 3. According to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], [[Naitsirhc]] owns a Mewtwo as well, though, of course, it has never been seen in the comics. They may or may not be the same one.<br /> * [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] - Chris compared the [[Jerkhief]]'s weight to this half-ton Pokémon in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]. Backfired when trolls attached the name to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]. <br /> * [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]] - served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an &quot;original&quot; character created by [[Blanca]]. Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]<br /> * [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]] - Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9]]<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]] - Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in Sonichu 9.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]] - Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in Sonichu 9.<br /> * [[Wikipedia:Voltorb|Voltorb]] - Used by Alec Benson Leary to murder [[Simonla Rosechu]] via Selfdestruct/Explosion in [[Sonichu 10]].<br /> Theoretically all of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are Pokémon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as &quot;human&quot; in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and &quot;evolve&quot; into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Pokéball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Pokéballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.<br /> <br /> It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of &quot;Super Effective&quot; unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism in Sonichu==<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokemon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:<br /> <br /> *In [[Sonichu 2|Issue 2]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he &quot;could use some pants&quot;. This is ripped off from ''Pokémon the Movie 2000'' when the Pokémon Slowking, freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.<br /> *Despite &quot;not being a Pokémon,&quot; Flame uses Pokémon attacks in his one notable appearance. Speculation abounds, but it could be that Chris assumes that &quot;Pokémon rules&quot; apply to all intelligent mystical animal thingeys the way anyone with a guitar can pull off solo specials from [[Brutal Legend]].<br /> *In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister resembles Candice, one of the 4th Generation Gym Leaders.<br /> *In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu inexplicably knows Iron Tail, a Steel-type attack, for use on the Rock/Ground Type Liquid (Steel is super-effective against Rock). This is stolen, again, from Pikachu, who learned the same move so the writers could let Ash battle Roxanne(and other Rock types) without breaking the rules of the game and pissing off fans. The difference is that leading up to the battle, an episode was spent to show Pikachu learning the move. It is to be noted that in the video games, Pikachu is able to learn this move through the use of an item.<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism ''of'' Sonichu?==<br /> {{main|List of cards from The Wall of Originals}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCpokeymanz.png|thumb]]<br /> <br /> Despite Chris's complete lack of originality when it comes to the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] [[Rosechu (species)|characters]], there are several Pokémon on the [[Wall of Originals]] that closely resemble actual Pokémon introduced in ''Ruby'', ''Sapphire'', ''Diamond'', and ''Pearl'' versions. What makes this interesting is that these cards were created in the early 2000's, predating the Japanese release of Ruby and Sapphire by at least one year, and Diamond and Pearl by at least five years. However, much like Chris's &quot;idea&quot; of putting [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Sonic games on Nintendo consoles]], it is much more likely that the Pokémon's resemblances to Chris's abominations are a coincidence. At least, we can only hope so...<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pokémon TCG]]<br /> *[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]<br /> *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br /> <br /> [[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=94077 2010-06-02T00:16:40Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|You'll have to wait, you have a loooooong wait before you hear from me again.|[[Chris]], in [[100_2189]], on [[YouTube Finale|quitting the internet]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|yet again.]]}}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;<br /> {{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]]. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible and use links sparingly.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=94076 2010-06-02T00:15:24Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|You'll have to wait, you have a loooooong wait before you hear from me again.|[[Chris]], [[100_2189]], [[YouTube Finale|quitting the internet]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|yet again.]]}}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;<br /> {{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]]. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible and use links sparingly.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mumble_12&diff=93132 2010-05-29T19:03:37Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Deletedaudio}}<br /> The truly last [[Mumble]] audio, '''Mumble 12''', in which [[Chris]] chats with [[Clyde]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], and others while thinking about how to reclaim his websites. During the chat, Clyde drops the bombshell that he killed [[BlueSpike]], and Chris responds with the exact same level of empathy and concern he displays when something tragic befalls someone close to him (zero). <br /> <br /> == Highlights ==<br /> *Chris is still sick, and as soon as this dang virus is defeated, he's going to go outside.<br /> *Clyde warns Chris that the men in white coats are coming for him.<br /> *PhinnyCupcakes from &quot;Sonichu: the Animated Series&quot; drops in briefly.<br /> *Clyde gives Chris a special birthday gift. Turns out he killed Bluespike.<br /> *Jack Thaddeus reveals that [[BILLY MAYS]] is going to make a run at mayor of CWCville. Chris, believing that CWCville is a real place, urges everyone not to believe the lies.<br /> *Clyde asks how Chris got elected mayor in the first place. Since Chris is Mayor for Life, he never considered ever NOT being mayor.<br /> *Chris vows to resume his IRL [[Sweetheart Search]]; Clyde predicts he will fail.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''[silence until 11 second mark, starts abruptly]''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ...if anybody'll see him. Was he in here earlier?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Guy 1:''' Uh, I think he could, yeah I think he might come today.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Hello there, Chris.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, speak uh [[Clyde Cash|the devil]].&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' How've you been?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm, sick. I've been having a sinus affection.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Well it is winter. ''[unintelligible. Guilty?]''&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' What did you say your temperature was?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ugh, last time I checked today it was 96.8.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Not bad, not bad. Look, so how've you been feeling besides the sickness?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ''[inhales, annoyed]'' Fair, okay? Look, I'm tryin' to get my website back, uh, I just having troubles a-tween the fact that my account was deactivated for a time, but then I had, but then I'm wor-and I'm waiting for to be reactivated from the people at Yahoo, I talked to 'em on the phone, so I know all about this, so, what do you want Clyde?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' I'm trying to tell you that the people at Virginia Mental Health have been trying to take you away.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ''[pauses]'' Well, I got news for you. My family is going to defend me ssss and I am not going to get go in to any institution, so you can just back off.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' No, I-I'm trying to warn you. Look on your latest video, you're talking about being a fictional mayor of a fictional town known as CWCville. This is why they are after you.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, if they c-if they dare to come after me, they'll come after me in person. And until then, I'm not gonna fret about it.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Guy 2:''' It'll be too late by then.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' Ignoring the dirty troll...um, a what Chris, I've been trying to talk to you on Skype. Uh, you haven't been answering me.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I haven't been on the PC all the time. Uh but like I said, I've been waiting for me to be able to get back into my, uh, accounts.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' I know, I'm sorry. Do you need any help with that?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ugh, I'm working on it. I'll be fine.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' Okay. Well, I just...I can't wait to see your latest comic, so I'm real excited. I think we all are, except for the trolls, though I don't know who the trolls are, so.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Eh, just leave 'em be.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Um, Chris do you ''[interrupted]''&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Guy 2:''' Hey, what the hell, I'm not a troll.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, um do you know about the uh, you know those videos that um somebody was making on YouTube, that uh SpazKid guy?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Huh?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You remember that SpazKid video?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Spaz kid?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' He was making videos about you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' Uh huh.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' The Animated Adventures of Sonichu.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ''[uninterested]'' Oh. Vaguely.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' We also have the voice actor here. PhinnyCupcakes.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, you do.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Yeah, Phinny, would you like to have something to say? Heh.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC6600&quot;&gt;'''Phinny:''' ''[In the voice of Chris from the animated series]'' Hey Chris.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hello.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC6600&quot;&gt;'''Phinny:''' I'm a big fan of your comics.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Thank you.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' Do you have any updates for us?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, like I said, I'm still working on trying to get the website back up.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' What about [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' What?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' What about your, uh...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' That'll be up that'll be back up when I get this thing back up.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' You gonna post any new update pictures or anything?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Possibly. Ugh.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' Oooo!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hey, Clyde, some jerk some jerk sayin' that he killed the 13-year old brat.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Well, I did, that's what I said. Didn't you get that message?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' What message?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Happy birthday! I killed him! You wanted it, right?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well I did not say kill him, for God's sake...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' You said &quot;get him,&quot; I figured as much. And, I didn't like him anyway, so, happy birthday.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sighs, then in the same tone of voice used when it rains after one washes their car]'' That's sad.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Guy 2:''' Yeah, you have to be careful with how you word those things.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' And by the way, you know I took that video off of the YouTube.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' It's a little late for that.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Guy 2:''' ''[a soundclip of Phinny saying, &quot;Floppin' Flounders!&quot; plus laughter can be heard, making part of this line unintelligible]'' Kind of like what happened with Adams ''[unintelligible]'' after his sister, remember that? Yeah, you gotta be careful with that.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Right.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' And what's up with this [[BILLY MAYS]] thing?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I don't know, just some stupid thing that that [[BlueSpike|13-year old brat]] thought up.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Well there, um, there is some guy that's been like on YouTube posting things about how he's gonna become the next mayor of [[CWCville]].&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' That's all I-I-I that's all just I'm sure that's all just a pack of lies and s-rumors. Don't don't never buy into them.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> ''[crosstalk]''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Guy 2:''' Like, never mind.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' You've never had elections in CWCville. It's a dictatorship.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ''[stress sigh]''&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' I mean, when were you voted into office?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I reveal that, I'll reveal that soon enough, all right?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' What do you mean reveal that soon enough?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' In a future book.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' A book?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Guy 2:''' A book?&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' Why can't you just tell us now?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Because I don't have the details in my head right now, I have to think about them. ''[crosstalk]'' I have to think about it. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF77FF&quot;&gt;'''Sunshine:''' Stop pushing him.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Right now I'm trying to think about right now I'm thinkin' about trying to get this website b-getting the websites back up, all right?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Hey, um Chris, I think you, I think the thing is that it's deleted, and so you have to just make a new account.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ''[stress sigh]'' It's not totally deleted. I'm working on I'm getting into the FTP to make sure of all of that. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#8A0886&quot;&gt;'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, don't you notice that when you go to it, there's a 404 message saying that, you know, the website cannot be found, that means it doesn't exist.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I saw that, I'm working on gettin' it back up there. I'm fin-I'm finding out to do that on here. Look, let me do this work and, uh, I'll come onto Mumble another time. So, uh, unless, uh, Clyde had something else he wanted to, uh, say as another reason why he dragged me away from my...WORK. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> ''[crosstalk]''&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' What work? Christ, man.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm tryin' to get the website back up.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' That's not work, nobody cares about your goddamned website, okay?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> ''[crosstalk]''&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Why don't you go back outside? Why don't you go back outside and see the real world? That's what I've been trying to do.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I'm gonna be goin'...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' When was the last time you went outside?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I got news for you, Clyde. I'm w-I'm going to be going back out there and actually find myself a woman locally after I get over this virus.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Face it, Chris, you're never going find that woman.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yes I will.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' How?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm gonna be very social and ''[unintelligible]''. Goodbye.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4DBD33&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' No you're not.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> ''[crosstalk as audio ends]''<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Mumble|Mumble Chats]]|prevlink=[[Mumble 11|Mumble Chat 11]]|nextlink=[[Mumble 12|Final]]|}}<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> [[Category:Mumble chats]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=92806 2010-05-27T18:34:16Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|[[Troll|Computer-heads]], go get your own [[PS3|life]]!|[[Chris]], [[100_2188]]}}</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bionic_the_Hedgehog_(short_story)&diff=92458 2010-05-25T05:01:43Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Text */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|right|What Bionic was doing while stranded in another dimension]]<br /> <br /> '''Bionic the Hedgehog''' is the name of a short story describing the origins of [[Chris's]] first original character (DO NOT STEAL), Bionic the Hedgehog.<br /> <br /> An interesting thing to note is that, unlike the Sonichu character, who was more rooted in the video games, Bionic is more rooted in the popular Saturday Morning cartoons and Archie Comic series.<br /> <br /> ==Text==<br /> <br /> 9/4/2000<br /> <br /> [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is [[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog's]] long-lost (But not for <br /> long) brother. He's 16-years old, and he's a [[Homos|hot dude]]. His favorite sport <br /> is Basketball. He's so terrific at basketball, he can score 100 points in <br /> any one quarter. His favorite food is a Taco-Style Pizza (Hot and spicy). <br /> He's terrific at electrical devices, such as: robot factories, teleporters, <br /> and all other difficult, mechanical devices. Like Sonic, he's an <br /> adventurous, impatient, hedgehog, and he's a good guy. <br /> <br /> Here's the story about him. A long time ago, when Bionic was <br /> 6-years old and Sonic was 5-years old, Bionic and Sonic were playing catch. <br /> When sonic threw his sixth throw, he accidentally threw it in a bush. <br /> Bionic agreed to retrieve the ball. When he got to the bush, just picking <br /> up the ball, he was being sucked in by a trans-dimentional portal. He cried <br /> for help from Sonic, but when Sonic got there, he grabbed Bionic's hand. <br /> Sonic tried to pull his brother out of the portal, but Bionic's hand <br /> slipped out of Sonic's hand, and he was falling. Sonic tried desperately <br /> to save Bionic, but he couldn't reach him. [[Slow-in-the-minds|So, Sonic forgot about Bionic.]]<br /> <br /> Bionic ended up in a world of Basketball players. So, he was <br /> stranded for years and years. During the time he was there, he learned <br /> enough about Basketball, enough to give him the ability to do that &quot;100 <br /> point per quarter&quot; thing.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, back in Sonic's dimension, you probably know his story. <br /> Here it is in a short story though, Sonic was delivering 300 Chili-Dogs. <br /> His Uncle Chuck was captured by Robotnik and his Swatbots. Sonic meets <br /> Sally after realizing Chuck was in danger (He dropped off the Chili-Dogs). <br /> Sonic and Sally try to save Chuck, But Robitnik already Robotsized Chuck. <br /> So, Sonic joined Sally's Freedom Fighters, and made new friends, like: <br /> Tails, Bunny Rabbot, Rotor, Antoine, and many other Freedom Fighters. One <br /> day Sonic and Tails, flew to a Chaos Emerald powered Floating Island, and <br /> met Knuckles the Enchidna. Knuckles thought Sonic was an enemy, but <br /> realized he was a good guy. They didn't get rid of Robotnik for good, but <br /> they became friends. But Sonic left Knuckles so that he can do his job of <br /> guarding the Floating Island. Later, Knuckles rescued Sonic and his friends <br /> from danger with Robotnik, by forming his own team, the Cahotix. And, Sonic <br /> turned his robotisized Uncle Chuck's personality back to normal (Chuck was <br /> still a robot).<br /> <br /> One day, when he was [[Homos|eating a Chili-Dog in his bedroom]], he found an <br /> old picture of himself and Bionic together. Sonic recognized himself, but <br /> he didn't remember his brother. He went to his Uncle Chuck, so, that he <br /> can talk to him about who was the other hedgehog in the picture. When he <br /> got to his Uncle's home, Chuck invited him in. Sonic asked him, &quot;Uncle <br /> Chuck, who is that other boy with me in this picture?&quot; Chuck studied the <br /> picture and replied to Sonic, &quot;Sonic, this other boy was your brother, his <br /> name was Bionic.&quot; Sonic said, &quot;Uncle Chuck, I didn't know I had a brother. <br /> What happened to him?&quot; Chuck replied, &quot;You saw what happened, and you ran <br /> to me and told me the whole thing. But, I'll tell you what you told me.<br /> <br /> &quot;Sonic, you were 5-years old, and Bionic was 6-years old.&quot; Sonic <br /> said, interrupting, &quot;Uncle Chuck, you're saying, he's my big brother?&quot; <br /> Chuck replied, &quot;Sonic, let me finish, please. You and Bionic were playing <br /> catch, on your 6th throw, you threw it in a bush. Bionic went to get it, <br /> as he was getting it, he got sucked in a trans-dimentional portal. You <br /> tried to save him, but didn't succeed in saving him.&quot; Sonic said, &quot;Well <br /> thanks for telling me, but now that I remember it, I feel so sad!&quot; So <br /> after he stopped crying, he said, &quot;Good bye,&quot; and went home. <br /> <br /> While he was sitting on his bed, thinking about Bionic, in Bionic's <br /> world, he found a way to get out of there. He said good bye to his friends <br /> and thanked him for a nice time. He jumped through the portal leading to <br /> Sonic's bedroom. Back in Sonic's world, a portal opened up on the wall to <br /> his left, and to his suprise, a figure poked out of the portal. When Sonic <br /> got a good view of who was coming out of the portal, he recognized him, it <br /> was Bionic. Sonic asked, &quot;Is that you, Bionic, my long-lost big brother?&quot; <br /> Bionic replied, &quot;Sonic?&quot; When they both saw each other, Sonic rushed up to <br /> him and gave him a big hug as the portal closed. Bionic said, &quot;It's good to <br /> see my little brother again.&quot; Sonic replied, &quot;It's good to see you again, <br /> too.&quot; Sonic introduced him to all his friends, and Sonic asked him if he <br /> would like to join the Freedom Fighters and stay with himself (Sonic). <br /> Bionic, said yes, and Sonic and Bionic had many adventures fighting Robotnik. <br /> <br /> The End.<br /> <br /> ==TL;DR==<br /> <br /> Sonic and Bionic are playing catch when the ball goes into the bushes. Bionic goes to get it, and falls into an inter-dimensional portal only to reemerge years later. '''[[Chris and writing|Wait, what?]]'''<br /> <br /> [[Category:Prose]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:DYK&diff=90847 2010-05-16T20:48:59Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{ #switch: {{{1}}}<br /> |10=<br /> *...that Chris &quot;buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[Navy|good drinks]] and [[Sex_toys|just necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?&quot;<br /> *...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?<br /> *...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]?<br /> *...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?<br /> *...that [[BILLY MAYS]] was the mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br /> *...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br /> *...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?<br /> *...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?<br /> *...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?<br /> |11=<br /> *...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|according to Chris]]?<br /> *...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?<br /> *...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br /> *...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]<br /> *...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?<br /> *...that [[Bob Chandler]] wants you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?<br /> *...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?<br /> *...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded? <br /> *...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?<br /> *...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?<br /> |12=<br /> *...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?<br /> *...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?<br /> *...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?<br /> *...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?<br /> *...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?<br /> *...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br /> *...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?<br /> *...that the &quot;apple-core&quot; bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]?<br /> |13=<br /> *...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) <br /> *...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?<br /> *...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?<br /> *...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|said]]?<br /> *...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?<br /> *...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?<br /> *...that Chris considers the &quot;[[Rule 34|romance]]&quot; in his comics as his best art?<br /> *...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10&lt;sup&gt;-6&lt;/sup&gt; [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris?<br /> |14=<br /> *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with &quot;More to Love&quot;?<br /> *...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?<br /> *...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br /> *...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer?<br /> *...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]<br /> *...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?<br /> *...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?<br /> |15=<br /> *...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King?<br /> *...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?<br /> *...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?<br /> *...that [[Ivy]] was real?<br /> *...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? <br /> *...that his favorite song from &quot;[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]&quot; is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]''?<br /> *...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero?<br /> *...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] have [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?<br /> |16=<br /> *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]?<br /> *...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?<br /> *...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]?<br /> *...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]? <br /> *...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|charged in court twice]]?<br /> *...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br /> *...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?<br /> *...that Chris is the [[CWC &quot;Boyfriend&quot;|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?<br /> |17=<br /> *...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?<br /> *...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?<br /> *...that Chris is stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]?<br /> *...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?<br /> *...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?<br /> *...that &quot;HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!&quot; is an old meme?<br /> *...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?<br /> *...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?<br /> |18=<br /> *...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?<br /> *...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?<br /> *...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?<br /> *...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?<br /> :*...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?<br /> *...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]<br /> *...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?<br /> *...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?<br /> *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?<br /> |19=<br /> *...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]&quot;?<br /> *...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?<br /> *...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?<br /> *...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?<br /> *...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]<br /> *...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?<br /> *...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?<br /> *...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?<br /> :*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?<br /> :*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category: Front page templates]] [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=90731 2010-05-16T08:50:25Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|[[Chris and reality|I am]] [[Chris and money|capable]] [[Chris and the law|of]] [[Chris and health|taking]] [[Chris and psychology|care]] [[Chris and his ego|of]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|myself.]]|[[Chris]], after [[Autism Awareness E-mails|dismissing an Autism Awareness volunteer's insight.]]}}</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=89036 2010-05-09T19:43:27Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|I bet, even [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] had something to do with influencing that God-damn [[Michael Snyder]] to see f- to see any... recourse... or... anything like that [[Chris and reality|to make him pretend to have a reason]] to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|kick me out,]] quote-unquote [[Chris and anger|&quot;scaaaaring his customers away!&quot;]] You [[Chris and religion|GOD-DAMN,]] [[Chris and money|GREEDY...]] SNYDER! |[[Chris]], [[100 2178]]}}</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Greene_County_Conspiracy&diff=88881 2010-05-09T10:52:20Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>Starting transcription [[User:Urist|Urist]] 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? [[User:LouisLash|LouisLash]] 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a [[Virgin with rage]] by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming ''two fucking counties'' for playing Kick the Autistic!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Name Change==<br /> I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either &quot;Chris Whines The Blues&quot; or &quot;The Greene County Conspiracy&quot;--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Moving it here, so it can be seen.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I like &quot;The Greene County Conspiracy&quot;. -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> What's the &quot;100 2178&quot; supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> *No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Who wants to note all the aesthetic similarities to [[Song of Christian]]? We could call it Song of Christian II : Electric Boogaloo. [[User:TheBrownSonichu|TheBrownSonichu]] 07:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Why don't we just call it 8 May 2010? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 10:52, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Cry some more, Chris==<br /> Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> *&quot;We&quot; didn't do shit. Chris did this to himself, yet again proving that no one trolls Chris better than Chris. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 07:46 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Pertinence==<br /> This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on [[reality]] and his [[ego]] come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris's Shirt. ==<br /> <br /> Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to ''possibly'' riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.<br /> <br /> http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg<br /> <br /> It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I ''believe'' to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.<br /> <br /> Also, I've noticed he's lost ''alot'' of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.<br /> <br /> I hope it helps! --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> * First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange ''Sonic Heroes'' t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the ''Sonic Heroes'' logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3<br /> <br /> Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Almost thought it was the shirt from &quot;10 September 2009&quot; since the first person mentioned rolling up the sleeves, until I saw the emblem. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 07:16, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==The Conspiracy==<br /> I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> (1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County.<br /> (2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu.<br /> (3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation [[User:Urist|Urist]] 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? [[User:BrokenDead89|BrokenDead89]] 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of &lt;s&gt;Adam Stackhouse&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Joshua Martinez&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Jerkops&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Clyde Cash&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;THE IMPOSTOR&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;That Damn ED Page&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;The Cwcki&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Michael Snyder&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Ms. Roach the Babysitter&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;Chris's principal&lt;/s&gt; The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> *You're right, the summary had that mixed up. Good catch. Fixed that and added a link. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:41, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Wait, I'm confused now. Was Greene County involved with the two bugs in his PS3? I guess that makes since, because county officials would have the access. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:27, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==The end of the Y.A.S.G. as we know it==<br /> <br /> The line regarding his attempt to find someone in his congregation to with him at the &quot;Extreme Sports&quot; show is revealing. Not only he used Rocky to find friends to go with him, none of them called him back. This is, for me, a proof that we can move the infamous &quot;Young Adult Social Group&quot; in the list of people who doesn't love Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *To that end, I've added a dramatic visual recreation of the event. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:00, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Holy shit, guys==<br /> <br /> Inb4 not a forum, I just want to say that I can't fucking believe that anyone would be so idiotic. I've followed this guy for months now, but fucking hell, even the stupidest people I know have the intelligence not to blame their elementary school for people not liking them, and many of the people I know are going to flunk out of high school. Holy fucking shit. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 10:36, 9 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> :We've been following him for years; this is childs' play. I don't know about you guys, but &quot;You're all just immature, naive, condescending, soulless monsters.&quot; fits me to the letter --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:50, 9 May 2010 (UTC)</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2178&diff=88828 2010-05-09T06:10:35Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Video */</p> <hr /> <div>(a.k.a '''100 2178.MOV''') is a video in which Chris, lonely and lost at the bottom of a depression-well, reflects on the state of his life. He made this video after coming home alone from an EXTREME ACTION SPORTS show for which he had won four tickets from a radio call-in contest. He could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his Church's Young Adult Social Group, so he was forced to scalp the tickets in front of the stadium and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a &quot;lovey-dovey couple&quot; while handsomer, happier, less autistic men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd.<br /> <br /> This situation causes Chris to do an introspection of his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since he and [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] broke apart.<br /> <br /> For some odd reason, Chris blames the Greene County School Board for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his &quot;autistic shell&quot; -- first by trying to institutionalize him, then going so far as to bribe a Realtor to keep his family's house in Chesterfield County from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends. They then bribed [[Michael Snyder]] to ban him from the GAMe PLACe. There is no evidence yet linking them to Mary Lee Walsh or the Jerkops. He ends the video by wishing that they, [[Michael Snyder]], and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100_2178.MOV <br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|VwCldRr0kDc}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 08 May 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter =<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy<br /> | Shirt = Red sleeveless<br /> | previous = [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcription==<br /> <br /> [Chris sits in the dark in front of his TV, which is turned off. He is visible only in silhouette. A fan hums in the background.]<br /> <br /> This is Christian Weston Chandler, alias ''Christopher'' Weston Chandler, pre 1990-something. Anyway, I send this message to all the people who were of the Greene County School Board and such during the 1990s because threatening to put me in a mental institution, that was pretty much why we had to run away... and move to Chesterfield County, and I had better life over there! I had a lo-- I had so many friends over there, in High School, and I was just sad to leave, after I graduated, 'cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life. But we were forced to move back here.<br /> <br /> You people of Greene County, you could not have left us, left me and my family alone. You had to go and pay off the realtors just so, so that this house here could not have been sold. 'Cause if it had been sold, we would have been able to stay in Chesterfield County [''[[sigh]]''] and I would have been ha-- I would have had a lot-- a happier life over there, than right now and how I'm feeling. If, right now, because we ha-- we were _forced_ to move back here because of you God-damn people who were afraid of Autistic individuals. <br /> <br /> [''[[sigh]]'']<br /> <br /> You individuals would know who you are. I wish my family and I did not have to move back here. I wish we could have stayed in Chesterfield County, 'cause I had the better life there. And we were doing well, but you had to drag us down! You had to make us unable to sell our house here. You had to-- ''force'' my family to move back here, where I was OK and I have a couple of friends, and I'm better off with-- ''[Voice cracks, shakes arm to gesture at room.]'' ''stuff.''<br /> <br /> That stuff is no good if I don't have, if I don't have many friends to share it with. <br /> <br /> ''[Chokes back tears.]''<br /> <br /> And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do, with influencing that God-damn Michel Snyder to see f-- to see any... recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote &quot;''scaaaaring'' his customers away!&quot; You GOD-DAMN, GREEDY SNYDER!<br /> <br /> I was at the John Paul Jones Arena earlier tonight, at the Extreme Action Sports. I had won four tickets the previous Friday, Friday of the last week, from 95.1. The few friends I have here could have have come - could not come with me, and I could not even find anyone in the congregation to take-- to come with me. 'Cause I misplaced directory for one reason. And even with the help of my pastoral counselor to get in contact with them, they did not -- none of them called me back! <br /> <br /> And I had to sell tickets I had, and I had to sit with next to a lovey-dovey couple. [voice begins to crack] Which, that was OK, you know, I was trying to be... good, I was trying to be good friend, you know, [cleans ear with finger?] sociable. *[[sigh]]* But still, if that was-- If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, and I would- and I had a similar situation for an event there, I would definitely have had my friends I had there. Moving back here, it just dragged me down-hill. So I tell you what, Greene County, because you saw fit to make, to make me and my family have to move back here, just to make me sad, and move more into my Autistic Shell: You Did It. <br /> <br /> If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, I'd have been a whole lot better off. I wish you ha- I wish you have left us our house here; we could have stayed there. I wish wish we did not have to move back to *[[sigh]]* I wish we did not have to move back here nearly ten years ago.<br /> <br /> Laugh all you want, trolls! Because I don't ''give a damn.'' You're all just immature, [[naive]], condescending, soulless ''monsters.'' You don't ''care'' about others, you only care about yourselves. You only care about getting your own laughs and kicks, because you don't, you don't have your own social life! You threaten me from ha- from trying to seek one of my own, by scaring me on the Internet and whatnot. <br /> <br /> Including Clyde Cash, you can all go to hell. And all da people who were on the Greene County School Board during the 1990s that forced us to have to move back here, '''sit and spin.'''<br /> <br /> Hell. And Michel Snyder, I hope you go to Hell too.<br /> <br /> As for everybody else...Peace.</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=88793 2010-05-09T04:57:44Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> * 8 May - Chris uploads a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwCldRr0kDc new video] in which he blames his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]] on a conspiracy led by his [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school]] while sitting in the dark.<br /> * 4 May - Chris [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|misuses the terms &quot;pimp my ride&quot; and &quot;grill&quot;]] and brags about removing an electronic bug from his PS3. Thankfully, he did not notice the secondary bug.<br /> * 23 April - Chris uploads [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]] wherein he reads articles about autism while wearing a bra.<br /> * 21 April - A new [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] is leaked in which Chris is at his most disturbing since [[Ivy]], in addition to a [[Jackie e-mails|batch of e-mails]]. <br /> * 12 April - Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|a new audio]] as he attempts to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]].<br /> * 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after hanky-panky now. <br /> * 1 April - Chris, upon realizing that the CWCki will not go down, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|attempts to vandalize the CWCki]], failing as usual. Later, an IP check confirms that this was indeed Chris.<br /> <br /> ('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category: Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Pimp_My_Ride.MOV&diff=88312 2010-05-06T03:04:39Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Pokeyman shirt CWC.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's depiction]]<br /> '''I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 5 [[May 2010]].<br /> <br /> Some time earlier, [[CWCki]] prominently featured a page with chillingly detailed information on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|how easy it is to place bugging devices]] within [[PS3]]s. Not to be outdone by damn dirty [[troll]]s who keep stealing Chris's PSN accounts, Chris shows what he has done to curb further trolling: he has removed the the [http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html Wi-Fi antenna] from his PS3, thus making covert information transmission over WLAN much harder. (Technology analysts and other evil geeks at the CWCki page, however, remain unfazed by this claim.)<br /> <br /> While relentlessly bragging about this technological tour-de-force and mocking his enemies with evil glee, Chris is wearing a never before seen, ill fitting [[Pokemon]] shirt in this video. The shirt reads &quot;[[Books-A-Million]] Trainer&quot;, a post which he dubiously held circa [[2000]]; the shirt certainly ''looks'' that old. He proceeds to take out his PS3 keyboard controller (that has wheels taped on to it) and a [[Lego]] car, proclaiming he has &quot;Pimped His Ride&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris's [[Son-chu|actual ride]] still remains unpimped at the moment.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV <br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|rz5xYLpUJxY}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 05 May 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | Performance Style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | Shirt = {{PokemonLeague|text}}<br /> | previous = [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp; Men &lt;br/&gt; Should NEVER be Topless]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> [[File:XzibitNotAmused.jpg|thumb|Pimp My Ride host Xzibit is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]<br /> Hey yo [[trolls]]! You got nothing going on fer ya, because you know what?<br /> <br /> [''Chris proudly lifts the Wi-Fi antenna, thinking it is the bug.'']<br /> <br /> I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on ma PS3 anymo! You bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I p-did spend a bit of [[Chris and money|dough]] on my [[Fangs|grill]], but you know what? I'm no b-different from y’all! 'Cuz I like to [[Random-access humor|Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!]]<br /> <br /> [''Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a Lego car in the other.'']<br /> <br /> [[Homo|I'm out]], peace!<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:PS3/How_the_PS3_is_Hacked&diff=87724 2010-05-03T14:13:17Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>You bitches, I wish I could make the god damn thing explode. This is the second best thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:15, 3 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Oh Clyde, you cad! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:56, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Clyde. I want your babies --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:23, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> How was his PS3 bugged? Who bugged it and when? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:27, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> *It was bugged with a super duper secret thingamajig that sends stuff to us. How do you think we got all those leaked videos and whatnot? It's because of the PS3 bug, obviously, DURR. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :* Fuck, I love that super secrit agent who was in there in those videos. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :* Yeah, I know the PS3 was bugged. I was just wondering how it got in there. I guess it was probably the FA from those videos earlier, but I'm not sure when he found the time to open Chris's PS3, install the bug, and close it up without getting caught. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 06:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Impressive. Most impressive. Clyde, you are indeed a genius. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:45, 21 April 2010 (EST)<br /> <br /> My mind is blown by this. While wannabes are making plans involving Trannies and shovels, REAL trolls bug his PS3! Chris is way too naive to figure this one out. Clyde, you are my new hero. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:08, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Jesus Christ, Clyde, do you realize how dangerous this is? If Chris finds the bug and takes it to the cops, they might be able to trace it. This one operation might destroy the trolls once and for all. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 17:29, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> :This happens all the time - no one can be bothered to investigate anymore. If Chris called the police they would just tell him he was wasting their time. There's no trick to debugging this thing - even a total moron could do it. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:09, 22 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Although, from what I've heard, the technology can adapt pretty quickly, so once one bug is disabled it's almost impossible to hack the system again. Anyone know the details? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I have a question--how do I check to see if someone bugged my PS3? If so, I'd like instructions on how to remove the device.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> * This is a very simple procedure, actually. Simply clip the cables connecting it with a pair of wire cutters (or scissors or a knife if not available) and destroy it immediatly with a hammer. [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 18:19, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** Failing that, you can always contact Sony technical support. Note that Sony is a known proponent of all sorts of bugging devices (remember the rootkit fiasco!) so you may need to explain them ''thoroughly'' your disapproval of the situation and all of these circumstances that probably contributed to the bugging. Remember to also spread the word! It is not just that PS3s are ridiculously easy to bug; we should raise awareness of the fact and force Sony to make them harder to bug. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 18:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Also remember to ensure they know your PSN account name so they can track who is bugging your PS3 &amp; remove any information stored on your PSN account by the bug. I had one on my PS3 once and even after I removed and destroyed it they found a virus on my PSN that relayed information through the internet every time I logged on to the network. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 04:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Oh, Hells yeah! You done stepped up the game, that's what you did... [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Ha! Luckily, the Hexbox is far far FAR harder to hack, because [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a1CzNGNdrs it's being watched from inside]. (The video also reveals why this bugging business in PS3 is really hard to pull off. Or maybe not that hard. Hats off.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 20:21, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Oh my God...Mr. Cash, does this mean we will never see another file from that PS3? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> How did you get access to his PS3 in the first place?<br /> [[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 11:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> How long has that bug been in place? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 14:13, 3 May 2010 (UTC)</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=87344 2010-04-30T17:32:38Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|SEE, between the [[Stress|INTERNET STRESS]] I have got between the [[Trolls]] and [[Megan|Past Relations]] AFTER I found that D***ed [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page, it really tears me up. Spacing myself from the internet and [[Asperchu|all]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|online]] [[CWCki|nuisances]], I am looking find a better sense of peace and tranquility, AND a [[Boyfriend-free girl|GIRLFRIEND]] to make into my [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|SWEETHEART]], Avoiding The &quot;[[Friend Zone]]&quot;, And YES, [[Fuck Quest|Even to F***!!!.]]|[[Chris]], [[CWC Blog#26_April_2010|CWC Blog, 26 April 2010]]}}</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=87112 2010-04-29T00:57:44Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* CWCipedia has a problem */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}<br /> <br /> &quot;&quot;Wait, what?&quot;&quot; - I read the changes to Chris' blog- girlfriend?! What do we think folks- a troll, or entirely fictional? I'm inclined to go with the latter, since every time Chris even so much as has a woman not completely blow him off he is screaming it from the rooftops. Should we ask him in the mailbag if this is finally the end of his Love Quest? Is this Lovely Weather, or Chloe? So many questions! -- Ronichu (the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu/Sonichu hybrid character, do not steal!) <br /> <br /> '''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]]<br /> <br /> Mailbag 41 is up. Also, there are now a glorious Asperchu-related YouTube video embedded on the top half of the page. Nice one! <br /> <br /> == New Article of the now/discussion page cleanup ==<br /> The article of the now hasn't changed in awhile. May I choose a new one? Also, can someone clean up this discussion page?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'''These topics are OLD and should be deleted:'''&lt;br /&gt;Lock this page&lt;br /&gt;Someone with move rights...&lt;br /&gt;25 Days without an outrage my ass!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> == Lock this page ==<br /> I think it is about time that this page is locked so only admins can edit it.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> *Seconded. Very seconded. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 19:01, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> *To be fair, the reason why it's unlocked is because in my opinion, I know that I'm proned to fucking shit up when I tinker with the front page and people might actually want to add something neat to the front page. I understand the concern due to recent vandalism, so if others users feel this way, then the front page will be locked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> *Is it possible to change the new user creation so it requires admin approval? That'd make it harder for faggots to simply sign up and vandalize the place, you could make them go through the IRC channel or something. Of course, that goes against the idea of a wiki being open to editing, but there's not really a nice way of stopping vandalism. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:27, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> :*CWCki, as I see it, strives to be open and people should be encouraged to edit it. Going into IRC shouldn't really be a prerequisite of CWCki. Some people don't like IRC and that's fine. Frankly, we're not really in a position to restrict users. As cogs said, she's working on installing an extension which will can easily spot vandalism and reverse it instantly since Cogs, myself, and Clyde can't monitor CWCki every single second. There's some really neat stuff bots can do with MediaWiki in respect to vandalism. But anyways, any wiki is subject to vandalism, but we learn to handle it and hopefully an extensions and maybe an anti-vandalism patrol will help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST) <br /> *well, it's only one person, and the vandalism is fairly regular. i think granting some users anti-vandalism powers and possibly installing an extension will do. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 19:43, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == Someone with move rights... ==<br /> <br /> ...plz move Main Page/Archive 1 to [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1]]. What happens in Talk: should stay in Talk:, and people who (for example) whack [[Special:Random]] should be spared from these ramblings =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 19:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> *Good point, sometimes I miss small details like that D:. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> Chris has uploaded pages 84[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P84.jpg] and 85[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P85.jpg] Someone with rights update kthnxbai [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 00:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Streamlining ==<br /> <br /> There are a few modifications that I think the front page really needs. Namely, there needs to be an area that links to all the general areas most important to understanding Chris, such as the comics, the videos, the troll sagas, the CWCisms, etc. I recommend replacing the links in the &quot;CWC Canon&quot; with this. Do we really need a direct link to [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:00, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *The thing is, those are texts directly written by Chris himself. It's like, the direct word of Chris while everything else is merely commentary. Personally, I think Chris's Wikipedia page is like the perfect introduction to hear how fucked up Chris is from Chris himself for those who are uninitiated. However, I think it might be handy to have like a &quot;Essentials&quot; box of key articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == 25 Days Without an Outage, My Ass! ==<br /> <br /> That is all. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:24, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated ==<br /> <br /> The CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated so it says thatChris answered the letters in Mailbag 24. Also, it probably should say he fell for a tranny.<br /> :...Then update it.<br /> :Also, sign your posts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :: Done with care and just for you, dear Anonymous!!! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:22, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::And that is why Griffintown is a better person than me--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Suggestions for video of the now ==<br /> Idk if this is a good place to do this, tell me if it is or not, I'm kinda new to this wiki, and wiki's in general, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxdvUwhg7jg Christian Weston Chandler CWC Sonichu's confession] [[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:15, 3 January 2010 (CET)<br /> *Link fixed. Meh, seems long and tedious. I couldn't get through it. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:42, 3 January 2010 (CET)<br /> :*It's pretty lulzy at the end. --[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 07:06, 3 January 2010 (CET)<br /> *Another suggestion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bvd0XIMZU--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*This was already the video of the now around 30 December or so. Also in the future, please go [[:Template talk:Video of the now|here]] to suggest videos for the Video of the now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *found this thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHtpVY3lhQ&amp;feature=related just suggesting ,[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:10, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Missed Comic days==<br /> Should we really count the days that the CWCipedia was down against him? He couldn't upload pages, yet the situation was his damn fault anyway. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:11, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :* I think we should include that as missed comic days. It's not like he uploaded extra comics to make up for it. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I was thinking of maybe adding an asterisk next to the missing page count with note mentioning the outage time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==what the fuck?==<br /> www.sonichu.com now redirects to some stupid shit about asperchu or something. isn't www.sonichu.com supposed to redirect to here?--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 19:24, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (forgot to sign when i originally posted, sorry)<br /> *Okay, two things. First of all, it's probably for the best. It'll help keep Chris from finding the site (if he hasn't already, that is, in the case that he has then at least he won't be able to find it anymore since the URL change) and also because Chris will be pissed if he finds out. He despises Asperchu, and the thought that it's growing bigger than Sonichu and is using him to garner popularity will probably make him tard rage. Second of all, sign your fucking posts. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*It really doesn't fucking matter if Chris finds CWCki or not, he probably doesn't give a shit and won't believe it. Second of all, everyone loves Asperchu, and Alec Benson Leary is doing to the Sonichu comics what Liquid did for Chris's videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*I thought the Sonichu.com redirect was fucking brilliant. Prove to Chris that Alec Benson Leary is better than him in every possible way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::Chris already knows about the CWCki. He blanked the front page once whining about it and was promptly banned. [[User:Evang|Evang]] 06:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::I thought that was a white knight.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:39, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::Wasn't chris. Chris probably looked at this and thought UGH TOO MANY WORDS and quit. but yeah asperchu is the next big thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::::That's the story I have heard. He said the proverbial TL;DR and left. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:59, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::::Actually Griffintwon, you're thinking of the story of when Chris found /cwc/. He couldn't even attempt to post the because there were &quot;too many words&quot; and the page's background hurt his eyes. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Okay==<br /> <br /> Why the fuck isn't the main page protected? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *What the fuck was with the whole &quot;Chris-chan is dead guiz, srsly&quot; on the front page? [[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 21:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *1) because people, in theory, should be allowed to improve the main page, 2) we're getting pretty good at stopping vandalism in the race occurrences it happens. Also, to address NasuGrave, I imagine this is some faggot who thinks LULZ ROFLMAO in saying that Chris is dead and giving credit to his shitty troll persona no one gives a shit about. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **[[User:Cchandlersonichu]] here you are champ. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ***[[User:Gutcruncher]]. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::Gutcruncher looks safe, but we'll keep an eye all new accounts for a while. Good night and good luck, all --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> I just blocked a user called &quot;Therealccwc&quot; out of the CWCki. I guess our vandal is out in the cold. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:39, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> == Front page vandalized. ==<br /> <br /> Does this happen often? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *No. This faggotry is a rare occurrence. Just bear with it. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Yeah, I thought so. Well, It's all fixed up anyways. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 06:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===Page protection===<br /> <br /> I strongly avoid second guessing my fellow admins but I feel that Clyde may have reacted too strongly to the current vandalism. In theory, I think if someone wants to edit the front page, they should be allowed to do so, as people could genuinely have valid contributions. I'm protecting it for two weeks so the current vandals will probably get it's a bad idea to vandalize the CWCki by that time.&lt;br&gt;<br /> I think that front page vandalism is a rare occurrence, the last time this happened was back in October and we've been fine since then so I personally disagree with permanently protecting the front page (after all, we're not CWCipedia :3). However, if people want to talk about permanently protecting the page, let's open the discussion and I will be glad to permanently protect the page if this truly reflects the needs and wishes of the CWCki community. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Huh, turns out I can block new users from editing pages. I'll consult Cogs to see what constitutes a &quot;new&quot; user because if that's the case, I think our best option would just to block new users from editing the main page which pretty much rules out vandals.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **no you're stupid champ, no one has edited the front page to make it contain anything useful besides you [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:46, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*NO U. Also, you did :p. And in theory, someone could make things look cooler in ways neither you nor I could. Anyways, since I know when to pick my battles, if you have an idea for the front page, post it on this talk page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Shirts==<br /> [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] has been doing some good work on Chris's [[Chris and Fashion|shirts]], and I noticed there is some white space (well, green space) on the main page, so here's a quick little shirt tracker if anybody's interested! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> {{Shirt of the Now<br /> |file= Christshirt4.png<br /> |name = Advice Dog<br /> |date = 12 [[January 2010]]<br /> |counter = three}}<br /> <br /> * Yes, please. It would be interesting (in a horrifying sense, of course) to know how long his shirts have been marinating in his bodily odors and fluids before he finally decides to change his clothes a week later.--[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 14:40, 25 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Mailbag 41 ==<br /> <br /> It's up already, Chris is probably going to go fucking crazy since every single one is either criticizing him or praising Asperchu. I bet he deletes 3/4's of it. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 01:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Hardlinks to Old CWCki==<br /> [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&amp;target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&amp;namespace=0 Check it out]<br /> <br /> The only hardlinks left are ones that originate in '''Template:Christory''' pages for dates that haven't been added yet. If somebody wants to be a TRUE hero, they should start going through those templates for hardlink instances and fixing them. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 02:18, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Spanish ==<br /> <br /> I wanna translate the pages to spanish .. how Where edit this...{{unsigned|hematofilo}}<br /> *For now, if you really want to translate pages to Spanish, I'd make subpages in the time being until we could work out a Spanish namespace. For instance, put your translation for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] to [[Christian Weston Chandler/Spanish]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:49, 28 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *What. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:12, 24 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Quote of the Now request==<br /> &quot;How old do you think I am? [[Lie|I am not an immature child]]; I am 27 years old.&quot; From [[Mailbag 45]]. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 01:15, 27 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have already donated a healthy sum into the funds that have exceeded $57 million.&quot; Even better. Apparently he doesn't need his monthly tugboat after all! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 21:21, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> People, if it's a decent quote, you're welcome to update [[:Template:Quote of the now|the template]] yourself. If it sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. By the way JM, I think he's not saying he's donated $57 million, just that he's donated to a fund that has raised this much. Poor wording, yes, but not totally fail wording. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*Thanks, didn't realize it was a template. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 21:55, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*And neither did I. Also, cheers Champthom, it really is bad wording, and I was doubting Chris-chan would make even ''that'' big a lie. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 00:58, 29 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Front page templates ==<br /> <br /> So this page isn't clogged up with &quot;Hay, [x] should have [y]&quot;, here are links to front page templates:<br /> *[[Template:Picture of the now]]<br /> *[[Template:Video of the now]]<br /> *[[Template:Quote of the now]]<br /> <br /> Article of the now is protected, but feel free to suggest articles on the [[Template talk:Article of the now|talk page]].<br /> <br /> If your suggestion sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 28 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Removing the outage thing ==<br /> <br /> If there's no outage by the end of the month, I'm going to delete the outage counter from the header. It's served us well but since we have a new server, I don't think outages will be a problem anymore. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:12, 28 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris has discovered this Wiki ==<br /> <br /> Is that good or bad? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:42, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Depends. Do you like to be attacked in YouTube videos? If so, then it's a good thing. CWCki is just the latest in a long line of things Chris blames for his life other than himself. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*This talk page should be used to discuss the improvement of the main page. Talk about CWCki goes in [[CWCki:Community Portal|here]]. I've started a discussion [[CWCki:Community_Portal#So_Chris_has_discovered_the_CWCki_.28finally.29|here]] to discuss this topic. <br /> <br /> ::It very well could start into a saga but good sagas are never planned. I plan on making a video to defend the honor of the CWCki and we'll see where it goes from there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Countdown to TROUBLE? ==<br /> <br /> What do you all think of getting a timer on the front page that counts down to midnight EST tonight? And maybe after midnight passes, and we haven't all been eaten by the ghost of Patti, a timer that counts how overdue the TROUBLE is? (Or did he mean midnight of Thursday/Friday? Dammit, even his precision is imprecise!) --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 18:06, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> *He just postponed it to the 31st, but I could put something like that in the CWCipedia Tracker. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> In about 24 hours the deadline will be up. Chris will hopefully put up another &quot;TAKE DOWN THAT SITE!&quot; video, not like he can do much else. Of course we may want to keep tabs on the pages in question just in case Chris decides to edit them himself. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:39, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *I'm pretty sure the relevant articles are locked to editing. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*I think the plan is to document and revert any edits Chris might make. He does have a major tendency to blab information when he doesn't mean to, and that plays right into our hands. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*I have to agree. Trouble? This is Tarditude delivered to our doorsteps! Besides, I have yet to see Chris's personal army attempting something against the CWCki. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Main threat, IMHO, is white knights and other faggots who want to give into Chris's demands to get Chris's attention for various reasons, or just to troll us all. In any case, pages are locked.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:23, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Replace CWCipedia Tracker with PSTripple Tracker ==<br /> <br /> I think it would be more active than the CWCipedia tracker for sure... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Heh. One way or the other, yeah, the CWCipedia tracker has just about outlived its usefulness. I dunno if &quot;Chris got four more trophies in Heavy Rain today&quot; is really main page-worthy, but there might be something that could occupy the space more effectively now. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * We can go with that. At the same time, go ahead and keep the CWCipedia tracker around just in case he (*GASP*) ''decides to update!'' &lt;sub&gt;Pfft. Should turn it into an Asperchu tracker.&lt;/sub&gt;--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Whatever he does after CWCipedia, we can convert it into that. Until then, a PS3 tracker is probably more useful... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * First, let's wait for confirmation that Chris dumping CWCipedia. There's a remote chance he'll actually come back. Until then, let's keep it around. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Yeah- he's actually fighting to revert. I'm impressed with him. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Are the changes to the CWCipedia saved somehow? A timeline could be made with those dates.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Looks like he's still updating it from time to time. Also, where can I find the PS3 tracker?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:19, 26 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> ***It was no surprise that his recent announcement that he was leaving the internet forever was a total lie. We all knew he wouldn't stay off the internet for long. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:13, 26 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == I just noticed... ==<br /> <br /> There are still a few items on the Cwcipedia main page that Chris hasn't removed/noticed. The &quot;Did you know...&quot; section under the Twitter feed reads things like:<br /> <br /> * ...that Christian Weston Chandler is still looking for a joy-boy?<br /> * ...that Rosechu is a shallow character who cheats on Sonichu with Magi-chan?<br /> * ...that Christian Weston Chandler likes it rough from men with hairy bums?<br /> * ...that Christian Weston Chandler drinks semen?<br /> <br /> How long does anyone think it'll take for him to notice that his own site is mocking him?<br /> <br /> -- [[Aldrasio]]<br /> <br /> :I don't know, Aldrasio. I just don't know. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 01:04, 28 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == new chris vid ==<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyUey1YLbb8&amp;feature=player_embedded# I dunno how to ad it<br /> * I did it. It's all set up for someone to TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:04, 12 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == CWCipedia has a problem ==<br /> <br /> The site is experiencing technical difficulties. It seems like it's been like that all day. Is it worth adding to the tracker?<br /> <br /> --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 00:57, 29 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == CWCipedia has a problem ==<br /> <br /> The site is experiencing technical difficulties. It seems like it's been like that all day. Is it worth adding to the tracker?<br /> <br /> --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 00:57, 29 April 2010 (UTC)</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=87111 2010-04-29T00:57:32Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* CWCipedia has a problem */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}<br /> <br /> &quot;&quot;Wait, what?&quot;&quot; - I read the changes to Chris' blog- girlfriend?! What do we think folks- a troll, or entirely fictional? I'm inclined to go with the latter, since every time Chris even so much as has a woman not completely blow him off he is screaming it from the rooftops. Should we ask him in the mailbag if this is finally the end of his Love Quest? Is this Lovely Weather, or Chloe? So many questions! -- Ronichu (the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu/Sonichu hybrid character, do not steal!) <br /> <br /> '''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]]<br /> <br /> Mailbag 41 is up. Also, there are now a glorious Asperchu-related YouTube video embedded on the top half of the page. Nice one! <br /> <br /> == New Article of the now/discussion page cleanup ==<br /> The article of the now hasn't changed in awhile. May I choose a new one? Also, can someone clean up this discussion page?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'''These topics are OLD and should be deleted:'''&lt;br /&gt;Lock this page&lt;br /&gt;Someone with move rights...&lt;br /&gt;25 Days without an outrage my ass!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> == Lock this page ==<br /> I think it is about time that this page is locked so only admins can edit it.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> *Seconded. Very seconded. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 19:01, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> *To be fair, the reason why it's unlocked is because in my opinion, I know that I'm proned to fucking shit up when I tinker with the front page and people might actually want to add something neat to the front page. I understand the concern due to recent vandalism, so if others users feel this way, then the front page will be locked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> *Is it possible to change the new user creation so it requires admin approval? That'd make it harder for faggots to simply sign up and vandalize the place, you could make them go through the IRC channel or something. Of course, that goes against the idea of a wiki being open to editing, but there's not really a nice way of stopping vandalism. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:27, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> :*CWCki, as I see it, strives to be open and people should be encouraged to edit it. Going into IRC shouldn't really be a prerequisite of CWCki. Some people don't like IRC and that's fine. Frankly, we're not really in a position to restrict users. As cogs said, she's working on installing an extension which will can easily spot vandalism and reverse it instantly since Cogs, myself, and Clyde can't monitor CWCki every single second. There's some really neat stuff bots can do with MediaWiki in respect to vandalism. But anyways, any wiki is subject to vandalism, but we learn to handle it and hopefully an extensions and maybe an anti-vandalism patrol will help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST) <br /> *well, it's only one person, and the vandalism is fairly regular. i think granting some users anti-vandalism powers and possibly installing an extension will do. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 19:43, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == Someone with move rights... ==<br /> <br /> ...plz move Main Page/Archive 1 to [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1]]. What happens in Talk: should stay in Talk:, and people who (for example) whack [[Special:Random]] should be spared from these ramblings =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 19:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> *Good point, sometimes I miss small details like that D:. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> Chris has uploaded pages 84[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P84.jpg] and 85[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P85.jpg] Someone with rights update kthnxbai [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 00:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Streamlining ==<br /> <br /> There are a few modifications that I think the front page really needs. Namely, there needs to be an area that links to all the general areas most important to understanding Chris, such as the comics, the videos, the troll sagas, the CWCisms, etc. I recommend replacing the links in the &quot;CWC Canon&quot; with this. Do we really need a direct link to [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:00, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *The thing is, those are texts directly written by Chris himself. It's like, the direct word of Chris while everything else is merely commentary. Personally, I think Chris's Wikipedia page is like the perfect introduction to hear how fucked up Chris is from Chris himself for those who are uninitiated. However, I think it might be handy to have like a &quot;Essentials&quot; box of key articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == 25 Days Without an Outage, My Ass! ==<br /> <br /> That is all. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:24, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated ==<br /> <br /> The CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated so it says thatChris answered the letters in Mailbag 24. Also, it probably should say he fell for a tranny.<br /> :...Then update it.<br /> :Also, sign your posts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :: Done with care and just for you, dear Anonymous!!! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:22, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::And that is why Griffintown is a better person than me--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Suggestions for video of the now ==<br /> Idk if this is a good place to do this, tell me if it is or not, I'm kinda new to this wiki, and wiki's in general, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxdvUwhg7jg Christian Weston Chandler CWC Sonichu's confession] [[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:15, 3 January 2010 (CET)<br /> *Link fixed. Meh, seems long and tedious. I couldn't get through it. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:42, 3 January 2010 (CET)<br /> :*It's pretty lulzy at the end. --[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 07:06, 3 January 2010 (CET)<br /> *Another suggestion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bvd0XIMZU--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*This was already the video of the now around 30 December or so. Also in the future, please go [[:Template talk:Video of the now|here]] to suggest videos for the Video of the now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *found this thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHtpVY3lhQ&amp;feature=related just suggesting ,[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:10, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Missed Comic days==<br /> Should we really count the days that the CWCipedia was down against him? He couldn't upload pages, yet the situation was his damn fault anyway. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:11, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :* I think we should include that as missed comic days. It's not like he uploaded extra comics to make up for it. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I was thinking of maybe adding an asterisk next to the missing page count with note mentioning the outage time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==what the fuck?==<br /> www.sonichu.com now redirects to some stupid shit about asperchu or something. isn't www.sonichu.com supposed to redirect to here?--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 19:24, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (forgot to sign when i originally posted, sorry)<br /> *Okay, two things. First of all, it's probably for the best. It'll help keep Chris from finding the site (if he hasn't already, that is, in the case that he has then at least he won't be able to find it anymore since the URL change) and also because Chris will be pissed if he finds out. He despises Asperchu, and the thought that it's growing bigger than Sonichu and is using him to garner popularity will probably make him tard rage. Second of all, sign your fucking posts. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*It really doesn't fucking matter if Chris finds CWCki or not, he probably doesn't give a shit and won't believe it. Second of all, everyone loves Asperchu, and Alec Benson Leary is doing to the Sonichu comics what Liquid did for Chris's videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*I thought the Sonichu.com redirect was fucking brilliant. Prove to Chris that Alec Benson Leary is better than him in every possible way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::Chris already knows about the CWCki. He blanked the front page once whining about it and was promptly banned. [[User:Evang|Evang]] 06:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::I thought that was a white knight.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:39, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::Wasn't chris. Chris probably looked at this and thought UGH TOO MANY WORDS and quit. but yeah asperchu is the next big thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::::That's the story I have heard. He said the proverbial TL;DR and left. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:59, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::::Actually Griffintwon, you're thinking of the story of when Chris found /cwc/. He couldn't even attempt to post the because there were &quot;too many words&quot; and the page's background hurt his eyes. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Okay==<br /> <br /> Why the fuck isn't the main page protected? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *What the fuck was with the whole &quot;Chris-chan is dead guiz, srsly&quot; on the front page? [[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 21:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *1) because people, in theory, should be allowed to improve the main page, 2) we're getting pretty good at stopping vandalism in the race occurrences it happens. Also, to address NasuGrave, I imagine this is some faggot who thinks LULZ ROFLMAO in saying that Chris is dead and giving credit to his shitty troll persona no one gives a shit about. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **[[User:Cchandlersonichu]] here you are champ. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ***[[User:Gutcruncher]]. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::Gutcruncher looks safe, but we'll keep an eye all new accounts for a while. Good night and good luck, all --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> I just blocked a user called &quot;Therealccwc&quot; out of the CWCki. I guess our vandal is out in the cold. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:39, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> == Front page vandalized. ==<br /> <br /> Does this happen often? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *No. This faggotry is a rare occurrence. Just bear with it. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Yeah, I thought so. Well, It's all fixed up anyways. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 06:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===Page protection===<br /> <br /> I strongly avoid second guessing my fellow admins but I feel that Clyde may have reacted too strongly to the current vandalism. In theory, I think if someone wants to edit the front page, they should be allowed to do so, as people could genuinely have valid contributions. I'm protecting it for two weeks so the current vandals will probably get it's a bad idea to vandalize the CWCki by that time.&lt;br&gt;<br /> I think that front page vandalism is a rare occurrence, the last time this happened was back in October and we've been fine since then so I personally disagree with permanently protecting the front page (after all, we're not CWCipedia :3). However, if people want to talk about permanently protecting the page, let's open the discussion and I will be glad to permanently protect the page if this truly reflects the needs and wishes of the CWCki community. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Huh, turns out I can block new users from editing pages. I'll consult Cogs to see what constitutes a &quot;new&quot; user because if that's the case, I think our best option would just to block new users from editing the main page which pretty much rules out vandals.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **no you're stupid champ, no one has edited the front page to make it contain anything useful besides you [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:46, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*NO U. Also, you did :p. And in theory, someone could make things look cooler in ways neither you nor I could. Anyways, since I know when to pick my battles, if you have an idea for the front page, post it on this talk page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Shirts==<br /> [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] has been doing some good work on Chris's [[Chris and Fashion|shirts]], and I noticed there is some white space (well, green space) on the main page, so here's a quick little shirt tracker if anybody's interested! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> {{Shirt of the Now<br /> |file= Christshirt4.png<br /> |name = Advice Dog<br /> |date = 12 [[January 2010]]<br /> |counter = three}}<br /> <br /> * Yes, please. It would be interesting (in a horrifying sense, of course) to know how long his shirts have been marinating in his bodily odors and fluids before he finally decides to change his clothes a week later.--[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 14:40, 25 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Mailbag 41 ==<br /> <br /> It's up already, Chris is probably going to go fucking crazy since every single one is either criticizing him or praising Asperchu. I bet he deletes 3/4's of it. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 01:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Hardlinks to Old CWCki==<br /> [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&amp;target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&amp;namespace=0 Check it out]<br /> <br /> The only hardlinks left are ones that originate in '''Template:Christory''' pages for dates that haven't been added yet. If somebody wants to be a TRUE hero, they should start going through those templates for hardlink instances and fixing them. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 02:18, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Spanish ==<br /> <br /> I wanna translate the pages to spanish .. how Where edit this...{{unsigned|hematofilo}}<br /> *For now, if you really want to translate pages to Spanish, I'd make subpages in the time being until we could work out a Spanish namespace. For instance, put your translation for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] to [[Christian Weston Chandler/Spanish]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:49, 28 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *What. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:12, 24 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Quote of the Now request==<br /> &quot;How old do you think I am? [[Lie|I am not an immature child]]; I am 27 years old.&quot; From [[Mailbag 45]]. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 01:15, 27 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have already donated a healthy sum into the funds that have exceeded $57 million.&quot; Even better. Apparently he doesn't need his monthly tugboat after all! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 21:21, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> People, if it's a decent quote, you're welcome to update [[:Template:Quote of the now|the template]] yourself. If it sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. By the way JM, I think he's not saying he's donated $57 million, just that he's donated to a fund that has raised this much. Poor wording, yes, but not totally fail wording. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*Thanks, didn't realize it was a template. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 21:55, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*And neither did I. Also, cheers Champthom, it really is bad wording, and I was doubting Chris-chan would make even ''that'' big a lie. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 00:58, 29 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Front page templates ==<br /> <br /> So this page isn't clogged up with &quot;Hay, [x] should have [y]&quot;, here are links to front page templates:<br /> *[[Template:Picture of the now]]<br /> *[[Template:Video of the now]]<br /> *[[Template:Quote of the now]]<br /> <br /> Article of the now is protected, but feel free to suggest articles on the [[Template talk:Article of the now|talk page]].<br /> <br /> If your suggestion sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 28 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Removing the outage thing ==<br /> <br /> If there's no outage by the end of the month, I'm going to delete the outage counter from the header. It's served us well but since we have a new server, I don't think outages will be a problem anymore. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:12, 28 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris has discovered this Wiki ==<br /> <br /> Is that good or bad? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:42, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Depends. Do you like to be attacked in YouTube videos? If so, then it's a good thing. CWCki is just the latest in a long line of things Chris blames for his life other than himself. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*This talk page should be used to discuss the improvement of the main page. Talk about CWCki goes in [[CWCki:Community Portal|here]]. I've started a discussion [[CWCki:Community_Portal#So_Chris_has_discovered_the_CWCki_.28finally.29|here]] to discuss this topic. <br /> <br /> ::It very well could start into a saga but good sagas are never planned. I plan on making a video to defend the honor of the CWCki and we'll see where it goes from there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Countdown to TROUBLE? ==<br /> <br /> What do you all think of getting a timer on the front page that counts down to midnight EST tonight? And maybe after midnight passes, and we haven't all been eaten by the ghost of Patti, a timer that counts how overdue the TROUBLE is? (Or did he mean midnight of Thursday/Friday? Dammit, even his precision is imprecise!) --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 18:06, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> *He just postponed it to the 31st, but I could put something like that in the CWCipedia Tracker. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> In about 24 hours the deadline will be up. Chris will hopefully put up another &quot;TAKE DOWN THAT SITE!&quot; video, not like he can do much else. Of course we may want to keep tabs on the pages in question just in case Chris decides to edit them himself. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:39, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *I'm pretty sure the relevant articles are locked to editing. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*I think the plan is to document and revert any edits Chris might make. He does have a major tendency to blab information when he doesn't mean to, and that plays right into our hands. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*I have to agree. Trouble? This is Tarditude delivered to our doorsteps! Besides, I have yet to see Chris's personal army attempting something against the CWCki. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Main threat, IMHO, is white knights and other faggots who want to give into Chris's demands to get Chris's attention for various reasons, or just to troll us all. In any case, pages are locked.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:23, 31 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Replace CWCipedia Tracker with PSTripple Tracker ==<br /> <br /> I think it would be more active than the CWCipedia tracker for sure... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Heh. One way or the other, yeah, the CWCipedia tracker has just about outlived its usefulness. I dunno if &quot;Chris got four more trophies in Heavy Rain today&quot; is really main page-worthy, but there might be something that could occupy the space more effectively now. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * We can go with that. At the same time, go ahead and keep the CWCipedia tracker around just in case he (*GASP*) ''decides to update!'' &lt;sub&gt;Pfft. Should turn it into an Asperchu tracker.&lt;/sub&gt;--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Whatever he does after CWCipedia, we can convert it into that. Until then, a PS3 tracker is probably more useful... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * First, let's wait for confirmation that Chris dumping CWCipedia. There's a remote chance he'll actually come back. Until then, let's keep it around. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Yeah- he's actually fighting to revert. I'm impressed with him. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Are the changes to the CWCipedia saved somehow? A timeline could be made with those dates.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Looks like he's still updating it from time to time. Also, where can I find the PS3 tracker?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:19, 26 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> ***It was no surprise that his recent announcement that he was leaving the internet forever was a total lie. We all knew he wouldn't stay off the internet for long. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:13, 26 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == I just noticed... ==<br /> <br /> There are still a few items on the Cwcipedia main page that Chris hasn't removed/noticed. The &quot;Did you know...&quot; section under the Twitter feed reads things like:<br /> <br /> * ...that Christian Weston Chandler is still looking for a joy-boy?<br /> * ...that Rosechu is a shallow character who cheats on Sonichu with Magi-chan?<br /> * ...that Christian Weston Chandler likes it rough from men with hairy bums?<br /> * ...that Christian Weston Chandler drinks semen?<br /> <br /> How long does anyone think it'll take for him to notice that his own site is mocking him?<br /> <br /> -- [[Aldrasio]]<br /> <br /> :I don't know, Aldrasio. I just don't know. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 01:04, 28 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == new chris vid ==<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyUey1YLbb8&amp;feature=player_embedded# I dunno how to ad it<br /> * I did it. It's all set up for someone to TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:04, 12 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == CWCipedia has a problem ==<br /> <br /> The site is experiencing technical difficulties. It seems like it's been like that all day. Is it worth adding to the tracker?<br /> <br /> --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 00:57, 29 April 2010 (UTC)</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Update_29_July_2009&diff=86563 2010-04-26T18:41:04Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Addendum */</p> <hr /> <div>In &quot;'''CWC Update 29 July 2009'''&quot; (officially &quot;'''CWC Update 07292009'''&quot; for the original video and its extended cut, &quot;'''CWC Update 07292009-2'''&quot; for the Spanish companion video), [[Chris]] explains that he is a [[troll]] trolling trolls. Note that he somehow grew his full goatee back instantly.<br /> <br /> He would later replace the video with an extended version, which adds a close-up of his driver's license and Chris asking his viewers to read about the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] on [[CWCipedia]], which he claims to be the new, official [[Sonichu]] website. Also of note is the addendum, in which Chris horribly mangles the language of Cervantes and infuriates many a speaker of the world's second language with most native speakers.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Update 29 July 2009<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|w5AokNuon50}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]<br /> | Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart<br /> | previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]<br /> | next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> Alright... [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: July 29th, 2009. <br /> <br /> Let's get this over with right off the bat. Dispelling rumors and making a few points. There are NO official [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying right now, it's fake, especially from the damn [[niggos|black]]—brown... brown striped [[CChanSonichuCWC|impostor]] posing as me. Ignore all [[YouTube]] videos portraying me in a wrong sense, especially if it is not on my TRUE YouTube account, this one: I-B-A Chandler! Portra—playing also playing off of my father's license plate... a little bit. I B Mr. C! Follow Mr. C's, I'm an important C. (?) Mr. Chandler. [[IBAChandler]]. <br /> <br /> And yes, it is true, [[Rollin' and Trollin'|I have called myself a troll]], because I am trolling my trolls back! So, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls ONLY. I am not a troll to any of the TRUE, [[HONEST]] people out there. I just—because of the Internet, and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you're not a troll, and you know you're not, it does not apply to you. Otherwise, you know you're a troll. I'M TROLLIN' YOU BACK!<br /> <br /> And... it's okay to be... [[autism|stupid]] sometimes. Stupid... [[It's UGH!|damn, dirty song!]] While it is NOT okay to be [[Homos|homosexual]], I will let—[[Lie|I will personally not judge any individual of that... one trait]]. I am willing to be friends with homosexuals. And let me make it clear: I will NOT TOLERATE ANY FURTHER DAMN, DIRTY STUPID QUESTIONS QUESTIONING MY DANG ORIENTATION! I, CHRISTOPHER &quot;CHRISTIAN&quot; WESTON CHANDLER, AM STRAIGHT! Have good faith... in me. And... to all my loyal, true [[trolls|viewers, fans everybody]]: you will be rewarded. <br /> <br /> I leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.<br /> <br /> ==Extended version==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Update 29 July 2009 (Extended)<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|bSObbKWYmBE}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]<br /> | Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart<br /> | previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]<br /> | next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> Alright. Captain's Log, Stardate: July 29th, 2009.<br /> <br /> Let's get this over with, right off the bat. Dispelling... rumors. And making a few points. [''looks at a piece of paper, apparently with his notes''] There are no... official... Sonichu or Rosechu merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying, right now, it's FAKE, especially from the damn black—brown—brown-STRIPED impostor posing as me. [''looks back at paper''] And I can best prove who I am. [''moves away from camera, but comes closer to it and shoves his face in the camera''] CLOSE UP. ZOOMING in on ME. [''shoves driver's license into the camera, mumbles''] With... my driver's license... with the customer number censored. [''flips the license around''] Can you copy FRONT and BACK? FRONT and BACK? [''turns it to its side''] THICKNESS? [''flips to the back''] Front... [''flips back to the front''] Front reflective Virginia... Can you see it? [''pulls license away and shoves his face back in''] I think... [''dramatic glasses removal''] ...not.<br /> <br /> I think not. ''flashes license again'']<br /> <br /> [''steps back into proper frame, reads off of paper'']<br /> <br /> Ignore all YouTube videos portraying me in a wrong sense. Especially if it's not on my true YouTube account, this one, '''''IBA'''Chandler''. Portray—playing—also playing off my father's license plate. Little bit. I be Mr C. A lot of Mr. C's... I'm an important C.: Mr. Chandler. I be a Chandler.<br /> <br /> [''looks back at paper'']<br /> <br /> And yes, it is true: I have called myself a troll because I'm trolling my trolls back, so, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls only. I am NOT a troll to any of the other True and Honest people out there. [''replaces glasses''] I just—because of the internet and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you are not a troll, and you know you're not, this does not apply to you. Otherwise, if you know you're a troll... [''shrugs, then points dramatically''] I'M TROLLING YOU BACK! [''points and goes to say something, but doesn't'']<br /> <br /> AND... it'sokaytobestupids. [''he says this fast and softly, then mumbles''] ...That damn, dirty song. [''looks at paper, ponders.''] While it's NOT okay to be homosexual, I will not j—I will not personally judge any individual [''removes glasses again, and starts reading off the paper''] ...that one trait. I am willing to be friends with the homosexuals. And let me make it clear: [''drops glasses, lifts finger''] I will not tolerate '''any more damn, dirty, stupid question my dang orientation'''! I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler, am STUH-RAIGHT! Have good faith in me.<br /> <br /> And to all my True, Loyal viewers, fans, everybody. You will be rewarded. Look up the history of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens for one, a full, extended story from. My. Head. And my hands, typed. On the new, the official, as of 2009, the new s—the official s—CWC's Sonichu and Rosechu Site.<br /> <br /> I will leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.<br /> <br /> In this video, Chris horribly mangles the Spanish language. There are a total of 18 jump cuts in this 193-second video, suggesting that rather than speaking Spanish as a second language, he simply wrote a script based on his limited knowledge and consulted it after every sentence, hoping no one would notice.<br /> <br /> ==Addendum==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Update 29 July 2009 (Addendum)<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|9M4sHq3Y0KM}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]<br /> | Shirt = {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Green Striped<br /> | previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]<br /> | next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> ====Original====<br /> <br /> ''Captain's Log, Stardate: May(?) 29th, 2009''<br /> <br /> ¡AY! Impostor en rayas de marrón. [''cut''] Yo tenía dos años de español en mi escuella secundaria, Manchester High. Con mi señora bonita. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Y yo recibe durante los ''classes'' [''cut''] el apodo que yo use para mi Internet, RICARDO, mi nombre fue Ricardo en las clases de español. [''cut''] Recuerde el es- el Pokésite de R.W.C [''the W is pronounced ''doble ve'' like in Spain''] con ''CWC Pokésite 2'', ''CWC's Bionicle site'', ''CWC's Hot Wheels site'', ''the original CWC Sonichu site''. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Yo voy a hacer una apuesta. Que tu el impostor no graduaste desde [''high pitch''] TU escuela secundaria. ¡En serio! [''cut''] Yo, el verdad, Christopher Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler, [''cut''] no solamente me gradue de Manchester High con mi TITÚLIO [shows degree, then puts it down]. Mi titúlio de ''basketball'' en mi fi- en mi año de ''freshman'' [''shows his basketball degree, proceeds to put it down'']. ¡Stupido! TU ERES STUPIDO. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de ''[[HONOR ROLL]]''. ¡Bueño! [''cut'']<br /> <br /> ¿Y como fue escribe en los comicos de Sonichu [''feels his badge''], Rosechu y yo? [''semi-gangster expression''] ¡Yo! [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Yo fue a Piedmont Virginia Community College para mi—[''cut''] Para mi titulo y certificado para ''COMPUTA EDIT DRAFTING AND DEZAIN''. [''shows both certificates, and the second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu &amp; Megan art''] [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Que yo diplomade muy bueño y recibe en... ''June, 2006''. [''guess he never learned how to say dates in Spanish''] [''cut'']<br /> <br /> ¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? Tu titulo de Piedmont de t—¿Tu certificado de Piedmont de ''Computer-Ai—drafting &amp; design''?<br /> <br /> ¿Donde estan? [''cut''] Tu no tienes. [''dramatic glasses removal''] Tu no tienes. ¿VERRRRDAD?<br /> <br /> Tu no tienes, yo tiene. Yo soy el verdad Christopher Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler. Entonces, POR FAVOR. Para todo el—todos los veces en el futuro y ahora. [''hand gestures''] [''cut''] ¡Dejar de este juego maldito! Impostor, tonto y estupido. [''homo pose''] [''cut'']<br /> <br /> También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. [''because your Spanish is excellent, Ricardo''] ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> ¿Responde en Ingles? No es bueño. No es bueño, tonto impostor en rayas de marrón. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Paz.<br /> <br /> ====English translation====<br /> <br /> Captain's Log, Stardate May(?) 29th, 2009<br /> <br /> Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady. <br /> <br /> And during class I received the nickname I use on the Internet &quot;[[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]]&quot;. Ricardo, my name in Spanish is Ricardo. Remember the Pokésite of RWC with CWC Pokésite 2 CWC Bionicle site and original Sonichu site.<br /> <br /> I'm gonna bet you impostor that you didn't graduate from your high school. Really? I the real Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler not only did I graduate from Manchester High School [''shows his high school diploma''] with my diploma. My basketball diploma from my freshman year [''shows his stupid diploma''] Stupid.... You are stupid! <br /> <br /> Not only with them but with my honor roll points, good! <br /> <br /> And how was it that I wrote the comedians [''translator's note: He actually says comedians, instead of comics''] of Sonichu Rosechu and me? <br /> <br /> I went to PVCC for my title, certificate of CADD [''shows a couple of diplomas, and second one of the them with his stupid Chris-chan drawing holding Megan''] I received a very good diploma in June 2006. <br /> <br /> Where is your title from Manchester High? Where is your certifica...—your certificate from PVCC for CADD? WHERE ARE THEY? You don't have them.... You don't have them, right? <br /> <br /> You don't have them; I have them. I am the real Christopher &quot;Christian&quot; &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler. So, please, for eve... for all time in the future and now. Leave this damned game, you stupid dumb impostor. <br /> <br /> Also, please respond in good Spanish, if not good? You are not real, you are the impostor, respond in English? NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD, YOU DUMB IMPOSTOR!!!<br /> <br /> Peace<br /> <br /> ====Alternate translation====<br /> <br /> Captain's Log, Stardate: May(?) 29th, 2009<br /> <br /> Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady.<br /> And I received during my classes [''jump/pause''] the nickname that I used for my Internet: Ricardo. My name is Ricardo in the Spanish classes.<br /> <br /> Remember the Pokésite de R.W.C con CWC Pokésite 2, CWC [''unintelligible''], the Original CWC Sonichu site.<br /> <br /> I am going to make a bet: that you, the impostor didn't graduated from High School. Really? I the true, Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler. Didn't just graduated from Manchester High with my DEGREE. [''shows degree, then lowers it''] my degree of Basketball in my freshman year [''same previous motion'']. Stupid, you are stupid!<br /> <br /> Not only it takes years but with my points of Honor Roll. Good! [''cut''] And how it was who wrote in the comics of Sonichu, Rosechu and me, me! I went to Piedmont Virginia Community College for my title and certificate for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. [''shows both certificates, and the second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu &amp; Megan art''] That I diplomated and received in June 2006.<br /> <br /> Where is your title from Manchester High? Your title from Piedmont, your certificate from Piedmont for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design.<br /> <br /> Where are they? You don't have them. [''dramatic glasses removal''] You don't have them, RIGHT?<br /> <br /> You don't have them, I do. I am the true Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler. So, PLEASE, for all future and now actions. Stop this damned game! You stupid and dumb impostor.<br /> <br /> Also, I present. Respond in good Spanish. If not, what good? You are not the real one. You are the impostor.<br /> <br /> Respond in English? Not good. Not good, dumb impostor in brown stripes.<br /> <br /> Peace.<br /> <br /> ==== A Spanish correction (AKA what Chris would've said if he could speak in Spanish at all) ====<br /> <br /> Bitácora del Capitán, Fecha Estelar: 29 de Mayo, 2009<br /> <br /> ¡Ay, impostor de rayas cafés! Yo llevé dos años de Español en mi preparatoria, <br /> Manchester High, con mi querida maestra. Durante estas clases, recibí el apodo que <br /> uso en internet, RICARDO. Este fue mi nombre en las clases de Español. Recuerden <br /> el ''Pokésite'' de R.W.C, el segundo ''Pokésite'' de CWC, el sitio de bionic de CWC y el <br /> sitio original de Sonichu.<br /> <br /> Voy a hacer una apuesta. Apuesto a que tú, impostor, no te graduaste de tu preparatoria. ¡En serio! Yo el verdadero, Christopher &quot;Christian&quot; &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler, no solamente me gradué de Manchester High con mi TÍTULO, sino también con mi título de Basquetbol en mi primer año. ¡Estúpido! ERES UN ESTÚPIDO.<br /> <br /> Y no solamente me gradué con éstos [''diplomas''], sino también con mis puntos en el Cuadro de Honor. ¿Cómo ves?<br /> <br /> ¿Y quien fue el que escribió los cómics de Sonichu, Rosechu, y yo? ¡YO!<br /> <br /> YO fui a la Universidad Comunitaria de Piedmont Virginia para obtener mi título y certificado en Diseño Asistido por Computadora.<br /> <br /> Me gradué perfectamente, y me recibí en Junio del 2006.<br /> <br /> ¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? ¿Tu título de Piedmont de t—<br /> ¿Tu certificado de Piedmont en Diseño Asistido por Computadora?<br /> <br /> ¿Donde están? No los tienes, Tú no los tienes, ¿VERDAD?<br /> <br /> Tú no los tienes, pero yo sí. Yo soy el verdadero Christopher Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; <br /> Weston Chandler. Entonces, por favor, para siempre, ahora y en el futuro, <br /> ¡deja este maldito juego! Impostor tonto y estúpido.<br /> <br /> Además, me presenté. Ahora tú responde en español correcto. ¿No puedes? Entonces no eres el <br /> verdadero. Tú eres el impostor.<br /> <br /> ¿Respondes en inglés? Eso no es bueno, no está bien, tonto impostor de rayas marrones.<br /> <br /> Paz.<br /> <br /> ==Liquid's response==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Liquid's Response<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|yYAAc9zAVQw}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid|Liquid]]<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]<br /> | previous =[[CWC More Than A Feeling ]]<br /> | next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> Hola! Este es el verdadero Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor en el pequeño chaleco, yo no solo comprender su ultimo video, pero tiene excelente dominio de la idioma de Cervantes. Puedo establecer mi identidad hablan muchos idiomas. Je parle aussi Français comme je l'ai pris dans le français des mes années lycées à Manchester. Avec ma jolie professeure de français. J'ai obtenu ma [sic] diplôme avec mes [????]. J'ai même un certificat <br /> <br /> [This translation stops at about 1:02 because for some reason his voice becomes really squeaky and his pronunciation is really bad in the first place. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt in every possible situation. If anyone else would like to have a go, enjoy.]<br /> <br /> ====Translation====<br /> <br /> Hello! This is the real Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor in the vest small, I do not only to understand your last video, but it has excellent command over the Spanish language. I can establish my identity they speak many languages. I also speak French as I learned it in the French some my high school years at Manchester. With my pretty French teacher. I got my diploma with my [????]. I even have a certificate <br /> <br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC More Than A Feeling ]]|nextlink=[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]|}}<br /> {{Captain's Log}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-07-29]]<br /> [[Category: Liquid Saga]]</div>

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<p>Aldrasio: /* Original */</p> <hr /> <div>In &quot;'''CWC Update 29 July 2009'''&quot; (officially &quot;'''CWC Update 07292009'''&quot; for the original video and its extended cut, &quot;'''CWC Update 07292009-2'''&quot; for the Spanish companion video), [[Chris]] explains that he is a [[troll]] trolling trolls. Note that he somehow grew his full goatee back instantly.<br /> <br /> He would later replace the video with an extended version, which adds a close-up of his driver's license and Chris asking his viewers to read about the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] on [[CWCipedia]], which he claims to be the new, official [[Sonichu]] website. Also of note is the addendum, in which Chris horribly mangles the language of Cervantes and infuriates many a speaker of the world's second language with most native speakers.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Update 29 July 2009<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|w5AokNuon50}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]<br /> | Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart<br /> | previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]<br /> | next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> Alright... [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: July 29th, 2009. <br /> <br /> Let's get this over with right off the bat. Dispelling rumors and making a few points. There are NO official [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying right now, it's fake, especially from the damn [[niggos|black]]—brown... brown striped [[CChanSonichuCWC|impostor]] posing as me. Ignore all [[YouTube]] videos portraying me in a wrong sense, especially if it is not on my TRUE YouTube account, this one: I-B-A Chandler! Portra—playing also playing off of my father's license plate... a little bit. I B Mr. C! Follow Mr. C's, I'm an important C. (?) Mr. Chandler. [[IBAChandler]]. <br /> <br /> And yes, it is true, [[Rollin' and Trollin'|I have called myself a troll]], because I am trolling my trolls back! So, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls ONLY. I am not a troll to any of the TRUE, [[HONEST]] people out there. I just—because of the Internet, and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you're not a troll, and you know you're not, it does not apply to you. Otherwise, you know you're a troll. I'M TROLLIN' YOU BACK!<br /> <br /> And... it's okay to be... [[autism|stupid]] sometimes. Stupid... [[It's UGH!|damn, dirty song!]] While it is NOT okay to be [[Homos|homosexual]], I will let—[[Lie|I will personally not judge any individual of that... one trait]]. I am willing to be friends with homosexuals. And let me make it clear: I will NOT TOLERATE ANY FURTHER DAMN, DIRTY STUPID QUESTIONS QUESTIONING MY DANG ORIENTATION! I, CHRISTOPHER &quot;CHRISTIAN&quot; WESTON CHANDLER, AM STRAIGHT! Have good faith... in me. And... to all my loyal, true [[trolls|viewers, fans everybody]]: you will be rewarded. <br /> <br /> I leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.<br /> <br /> ==Extended version==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Update 29 July 2009 (Extended)<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|bSObbKWYmBE}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]<br /> | Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart<br /> | previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]<br /> | next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> Alright. Captain's Log, Stardate: July 29th, 2009.<br /> <br /> Let's get this over with, right off the bat. Dispelling... rumors. And making a few points. [''looks at a piece of paper, apparently with his notes''] There are no... official... Sonichu or Rosechu merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying, right now, it's FAKE, especially from the damn black—brown—brown-STRIPED impostor posing as me. [''looks back at paper''] And I can best prove who I am. [''moves away from camera, but comes closer to it and shoves his face in the camera''] CLOSE UP. ZOOMING in on ME. [''shoves driver's license into the camera, mumbles''] With... my driver's license... with the customer number censored. [''flips the license around''] Can you copy FRONT and BACK? FRONT and BACK? [''turns it to its side''] THICKNESS? [''flips to the back''] Front... [''flips back to the front''] Front reflective Virginia... Can you see it? [''pulls license away and shoves his face back in''] I think... [''dramatic glasses removal''] ...not.<br /> <br /> I think not. ''flashes license again'']<br /> <br /> [''steps back into proper frame, reads off of paper'']<br /> <br /> Ignore all YouTube videos portraying me in a wrong sense. Especially if it's not on my true YouTube account, this one, '''''IBA'''Chandler''. Portray—playing—also playing off my father's license plate. Little bit. I be Mr C. A lot of Mr. C's... I'm an important C.: Mr. Chandler. I be a Chandler.<br /> <br /> [''looks back at paper'']<br /> <br /> And yes, it is true: I have called myself a troll because I'm trolling my trolls back, so, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls only. I am NOT a troll to any of the other True and Honest people out there. [''replaces glasses''] I just—because of the internet and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you are not a troll, and you know you're not, this does not apply to you. Otherwise, if you know you're a troll... [''shrugs, then points dramatically''] I'M TROLLING YOU BACK! [''points and goes to say something, but doesn't'']<br /> <br /> AND... it'sokaytobestupids. [''he says this fast and softly, then mumbles''] ...That damn, dirty song. [''looks at paper, ponders.''] While it's NOT okay to be homosexual, I will not j—I will not personally judge any individual [''removes glasses again, and starts reading off the paper''] ...that one trait. I am willing to be friends with the homosexuals. And let me make it clear: [''drops glasses, lifts finger''] I will not tolerate '''any more damn, dirty, stupid question my dang orientation'''! I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler, am STUH-RAIGHT! Have good faith in me.<br /> <br /> And to all my True, Loyal viewers, fans, everybody. You will be rewarded. Look up the history of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens for one, a full, extended story from. My. Head. And my hands, typed. On the new, the official, as of 2009, the new s—the official s—CWC's Sonichu and Rosechu Site.<br /> <br /> I will leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.<br /> <br /> ==Addendum==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Update 29 July 2009 (Addendum)<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|9M4sHq3Y0KM}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]<br /> | Shirt = {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Green Striped<br /> | previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]<br /> | next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> ====Original====<br /> <br /> ''Captain's Log, Stardate: May(?) 29th, 2009''<br /> <br /> ¡AY! Impostor en rayas de marrón. [''cut''] Yo tenía dos años de español en mi escuella secundaria, Manchester High. Con mi señora bonita. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Y yo recibe durante los ''classes'' [''cut''] el apodo que yo use para mi Internet, RICARDO, mi nombre fue Ricardo en las clases de español. [''cut''] Recuerde el es- el Pokésite de R.W.C [''the W is pronounced ''doble ve'' like in Spain''] con ''CWC Pokésite 2'', ''CWC's Bionicle site'', ''CWC's Hot Wheels site'', ''the original CWC Sonichu site''. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Yo voy a hacer una apuesta. Que tu el impostor no graduaste desde [''high pitch''] TU escuela secundaria. ¡En serio! [''cut''] Yo, el verdad, Christopher Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler, [''cut''] no solamente me gradue de Manchester High con mi TITÚLIO [shows degree, then puts it down]. Mi titúlio de ''basketball'' en mi fi- en mi año de ''freshman'' [''shows his basketball degree, proceeds to put it down'']. ¡Stupido! TU ERES STUPIDO. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de ''[[HONOR ROLL]]''. ¡Bueño! [''cut'']<br /> <br /> ¿Y como fue escribe en los comicos de Sonichu [''feels his badge''], Rosechu y yo? [''semi-gangster expression''] ¡Yo! [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Yo fue a Piedmont Virginia Community College para mi—[''cut''] Para mi titulo y certificado para ''COMPUTA EDIT DRAFTING AND DEZAIN''. [''shows both certificates, and the second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu &amp; Megan art''] [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Que yo diplomade muy bueño y recibe en... ''June, 2006''. [''guess he never learned how to say dates in Spanish''] [''cut'']<br /> <br /> ¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? Tu titulo de Piedmont de t—¿Tu certificado de Piedmont de ''Computer-Ai—drafting &amp; design''?<br /> <br /> ¿Donde estan? [''cut''] Tu no tienes. [''dramatic glasses removal''] Tu no tienes. ¿VERRRRDAD?<br /> <br /> Tu no tienes, yo tiene. Yo soy el verdad Christopher Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler. Entonces, POR FAVOR. Para todo el—todos los veces en el futuro y ahora. [''hand gestures''] [''cut''] ¡Dejar de este juego maldito! Impostor, tonto y estupido. [''homo pose''] [''cut'']<br /> <br /> También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. [''because your Spanish is excellent, Ricardo''] ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> ¿Responde en Ingles? No es bueño. No es bueño, tonto impostor en rayas de marrón. [''cut'']<br /> <br /> Paz.<br /> <br /> ====English translation====<br /> <br /> Captain's Log, Stardate May(?) 29th, 2009<br /> <br /> Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady. <br /> <br /> And during class I received the nickname I use on the Internet &quot;[[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]]&quot;. Ricardo, my name in Spanish is Ricardo. Remember the Pokésite of RWC with CWC Pokésite 2 CWC Bionicle site and original Sonichu site.<br /> <br /> I'm gonna bet you impostor that you didn't graduate from your high school. Really? I the real Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler not only did I graduate from Manchester High School [''shows his high school diploma''] with my diploma. My basketball diploma from my freshman year [''shows his stupid diploma''] Stupid.... You are stupid! <br /> <br /> Not only with them but with my honor roll points, good! <br /> <br /> And how was it that I wrote the comedians [''translator's note: He actually says comedians, instead of comics''] of Sonichu Rosechu and me? <br /> <br /> I went to PVCC for my title, certificate of CADD [''shows a couple of diplomas, and second one of the them with his stupid Chris-chan drawing holding Megan''] I received a very good diploma in June 2006. <br /> <br /> Where is your title from Manchester High? Where is your certifica...—your certificate from PVCC for CADD? WHERE ARE THEY? You don't have them.... You don't have them, right? <br /> <br /> You don't have them; I have them. I am the real Christopher &quot;Christian&quot; &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler. So, please, for eve... for all time in the future and now. Leave this damned game, you stupid dumb impostor. <br /> <br /> Also, please respond in good Spanish, if not good? You are not real, you are the impostor, respond in English? NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD, YOU DUMB IMPOSTOR!!!<br /> <br /> Peace<br /> <br /> ====Alternate translation====<br /> <br /> Captain's Log, Stardate: May(?) 29th, 2009<br /> <br /> Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady.<br /> And I received during my classes [''jump/pause''] the nickname that I used for my Internet: Ricardo. My name is Ricardo in the Spanish classes.<br /> <br /> Remember the Pokésite de R.W.C con CWC Pokésite 2, CWC [''unintelligible''], the Original CWC Sonichu site.<br /> <br /> I am going to make a bet: that you, the impostor didn't graduated from High School. Really? I the true, Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler. Didn't just graduated from Manchester High with my DEGREE. [''shows degree, then lowers it''] my degree of Basketball in my freshman year [''same previous motion'']. Stupid, you are stupid!<br /> <br /> Not only it takes years but with my points of Honor Roll. Good! [''cut''] And how it was who wrote in the comics of Sonichu, Rosechu and me, me! I went to Piedmont Virginia Community College for my title and certificate for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. [''shows both certificates, and the second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu &amp; Megan art''] That I diplomated and received in June 2006.<br /> <br /> Where is your title from Manchester High? Your title from Piedmont, your certificate from Piedmont for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design.<br /> <br /> Where are they? You don't have them. [''dramatic glasses removal''] You don't have them, RIGHT?<br /> <br /> You don't have them, I do. I am the true Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler. So, PLEASE, for all future and now actions. Stop this damned game! You stupid and dumb impostor.<br /> <br /> Also, I present. Respond in good Spanish. If not, what good? You are not the real one. You are the impostor.<br /> <br /> Respond in English? Not good. Not good, dumb impostor in brown stripes.<br /> <br /> Peace.<br /> <br /> ==== A Spanish correction (AKA what Chris would've said if he could speak in Spanish at all) ====<br /> <br /> Bitácora del Capitán, Fecha Estelar: 29 de Mayo, 2009<br /> <br /> ¡Ay, impostor de rayas cafés! Yo llevé dos años de Español en mi preparatoria, <br /> Manchester High, con mi querida maestra. Durante estas clases, recibí el apodo que <br /> uso en internet, RICARDO. Este fue mi nombre en las clases de Español. Recuerden <br /> el ''Pokésite'' de R.W.C, el segundo ''Pokésite'' de CWC, el sitio de bionic de CWC y el <br /> sitio original de Sonichu.<br /> <br /> Voy a hacer una apuesta. Apuesto a que tú, impostor, no te graduaste de tu preparatoria. ¡En serio! Yo el verdadero, Christopher &quot;Christian&quot; &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler, no solamente me gradué de Manchester High con mi TÍTULO, sino también con mi título de Basquetbol en mi primer año. ¡Estúpido! ERES UN ESTÚPIDO.<br /> <br /> Y no solamente me gradué con éstos [''diplomas''], sino también con mis puntos en el Cuadro de Honor. ¿Cómo ves?<br /> <br /> ¿Y quien fue el que escribió los cómics de Sonichu, Rosechu, y yo? ¡YO!<br /> <br /> YO fui a la Universidad Comunitaria de Piedmont Virginia para obtener mi título y certificado en Diseño Asistido por Computadora.<br /> <br /> Me gradué perfectamente, y me recibí en Junio del 2006.<br /> <br /> ¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? ¿Tu título de Piedmont de t—<br /> ¿Tu certificado de Piedmont en Diseño Asistido por Computadora?<br /> <br /> ¿Donde están? No los tienes, Tú no los tienes, ¿VERDAD?<br /> <br /> Tú no los tienes, pero yo sí. Yo soy el verdadero Christopher Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; <br /> Weston Chandler. Entonces, por favor, para siempre, ahora y en el futuro, <br /> ¡deja este maldito juego! Impostor tonto y estúpido.<br /> <br /> Además, me presenté. Ahora tú responde en español correcto. ¿No puedes? Entonces no eres el <br /> verdadero. Tú eres el impostor.<br /> <br /> ¿Respondes en inglés? Eso no es bueno, no está bien, tonto impostor de rayas marrones.<br /> <br /> Paz.<br /> <br /> ==Liquid's response==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Liquid's Response<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|yYAAc9zAVQw}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid|Liquid]]<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]<br /> | previous =[[CWC More Than A Feeling ]]<br /> | next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> Hola! Este es el verdadero Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor en el pequeño chaleco, yo no solo comprender su ultimo video, pero tiene excelente dominio de la idioma de Cervantes. Puedo establecer mi identidad hablan muchos idiomas. Je parle aussi Français comme je l'ai pris dans le français des mes années lycées à Manchester. Avec ma jolie professeure de français. J'ai obtenu ma [sic] diplôme avec mes [????]. J'ai même un certificat <br /> <br /> [This translation stops at about 1:02 because for some reason his voice becomes really squeaky and his pronunciation is really bad in the first place. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt in every possible situation. If anyone else would like to have a go, enjoy.]<br /> <br /> ====Translation====<br /> <br /> Hello! This is the real Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor in the vest small, I do not only to understand your last video, but it has excellent command over the Spanish language. I can establish my identity they speak many languages. I also speak French as I learned it in the French some my high school years at Manchester. With my pretty French teacher. I got my diploma with my [????]. I even have a certificate <br /> <br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC More Than A Feeling ]]|nextlink=[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]|}}<br /> {{Captain's Log}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-07-29]]<br /> [[Category: Liquid Saga]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Autism&diff=85327 2010-04-23T21:21:39Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;<br /> {{#ev:youtube|2cpyKTun5iU}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'm POSSIBLY retarded...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble]] chat 23 February 2009}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'M RETARDED|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|It sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, '''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|Chris, on himself.&lt;ref&gt;6th paragraph down: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] &quot;conquering&quot; autism (and &quot;ATcI3S&quot;) by confusing windmills with watermills.]]<br /> [[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or &quot;ATSIMU&quot;) in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses, although these subdivisions are not recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. <br /> <br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]] has built much of his identity around having '''high-functioning autism''' (HFA), which is vaguely defined as the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, near-normal comprehension, and about-average intellect (although it isn't actually a formal clinical diagnosis so much as a grade of severity). As such, he tries to have it both ways: you can't blame him for his shortcomings because he has autism, but you can't treat him like he's mentally handicapped and [[slow in the mind]] because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal. It's pretty clear to the most casual of observers, however, that Chris [[Monthly tugboat| is basically non-functioning.]]<br /> <br /> Chris didn't want to be in special ed because he isn't retarded, yet he expects every single teacher he comes in contact with to have an expert understanding of autism spectrum disorders. He perceives bias against autistic people (read: HIM, he doesn't care about anyone else) everywhere, and assumes anyone opposing his will hates him for his mental condition and are playing &quot;everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In case you don't already want to punch him, he's also stated he &quot;Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Aspergers http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Aspergers]&lt;/ref&gt; Obviously, there was never such a thing as autism until Chris came into existence.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> It is not currently clear exactly how he came to be diagnosed as &quot;autistic&quot;, other than that he was diagnosed at the age of 6, receives government disability checks (his &quot;[[monthly tugboat]]&quot;) for this mental disability, and he and his parents have been using his condition as a crutch from almost day one of his diagnosis. <br /> <br /> In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to &quot;high-functioning,&quot; but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. <br /> <br /> According to Chris, his autism manifested when he was locked in his room by a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] around age 1 1/2. After bawwwing for hours, he emerged from his lair unable to talk, which Chris says was when &quot;God put the mute button on me.&quot; However, most specialists claim that the symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,&lt;ref&gt;[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Autism Characteristics]]&lt;/ref&gt; so Chris is full of [[shit|it]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's symptoms==<br /> <br /> Many [[troll]]s dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked-up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe &quot;normal&quot; behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, appears to demonstrate a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.<br /> <br /> A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular (albeit idiotic) guy with a few &quot;eccentricities&quot; (more like psychotic), or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:<br /> <br /> [[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]<br /> <br /> *Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his pinkeye and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]].<br /> <br /> *Chris speaks in a monotone, as evidenced by his many videos. His attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) are rather creepy and unnatural. He sounds a little like he is reading off an offscreen cue card. On [[Song of Christian]], however, he sounds a bit more normal, if also a bit like Conker.<br /> <br /> *Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you like having Chris haunt your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a &quot;[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]].&quot; When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish.<br /> <br /> *Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13 year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them. It should be noted that the two have entirely different skin colors.<br /> <br /> *Chris lacks empathy for others. See his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde. His suggestion after the loss of [[Ryan Cash]] was &quot;find yourself a girlfriend.&quot; He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an &quot;innocent victim of misunderstanding&quot;—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. This lack of empathy is only magnified by his parents having coddled him as a child and given him no real reason to empathize with other people.<br /> <br /> *Chris is extremely gullible. One need only see his extensive [[list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls pretending to be girls, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approaching him about making a Sonichu game.<br /> <br /> *Chris has trouble developing relationships. This is a common trait among people in general, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. As stated above, he has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key things needed for interacting with people. He also pretty much just talks about himself.<br /> <br /> *Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow.<br /> <br /> *Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].<br /> <br /> *Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br /> <br /> *Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LBP#First Date Level|interests]].<br /> <br /> *Chris's given reasons for his love of [[My Little Pony]] are also indicative of autism. Autistics are drawn to physical sensations which give them a feeling of being 'grounded', and this is probably why Chris finds stroking the hair of these toys so &quot;[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|therapeutic]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> *Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *Believe it or not, the gastrointestinal problems are also indicative of autism.<br /> <br /> Oddly enough, he claims to have conquered his autism, or &quot;coming out of [his] autistic shell,&quot; but frequently brings it up and uses it as an excuse for just about everything.<br /> <br /> ==Chris on the causes of autism==<br /> Although the root causes of autism are still a subject of considerable research and debate, there's a strong consensus that the condition largely arises from genetic factors. Children born to parents of relatively advanced age — parents like Bob and Barbara Chandler, who were respectively over 50 and over 40 when Chris was born — are believed to be particularly at risk.&lt;ref&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> During his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey's father]], Chris swore up and down that heredity has nothing to do with autism: &quot;It's a myth. That's a myth. Autism is not genetic.&quot; Kacey corrected his misconception not long afterward, but given Chris's attachment to all sorts of demented beliefs, it probably didn't stick for very long.<br /> <br /> In the past, Chris has blamed his autism on an [[abusive babysitter]] from his childhood. [[Mailbag 12]], however, saw Chris actually reveal where [[fail|Autism comes from]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Autism is Not Genetic; it comes from a shot the doctor's optionally give to the child after birth.|Chris, being completely idiotic once again}}<br /> <br /> It seems likely that Chris subscribes to the persistent, but thoroughly debunked theory linking autism to certain childhood vaccinations, although it's possible that his towering persecution complex caused him to imagine a similar conspiracy theory all on his own.<br /> <br /> ==Autism cured?==<br /> [[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]<br /> In a moment that is sure to shock the mental health community, Chris confided in his [[gal pal]] [[Sarah May]] that, as of 04 [[March 2009]], he has overcome his autism once and for all:<br /> <br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Sarah May:''' Over what?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Sarah May:''' . . .&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Sarah May:''' Christian&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoats for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress but what do you expect?<br /> <br /> As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained Autism and is back to [[Chris on Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that Autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. Or he forgot that he even had the above conversation and is just retarded.<br /> <br /> [[November 2009]] saw Chris claiming to have cured his autism again as stated at the end of part 2 on his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations (where he describes himself as a &quot;high functioning autistic ''recovered''&quot;). A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris says in the [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|revised ED article]] in response to ED's claim he's &quot;suffering&quot; from autism, he comments &quot;''which I still am for real.''&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Chris vs. Asperger's==<br /> ''See also: [[Asperger's]]''&lt;br /&gt;<br /> If there's anything Chris hates more than [[homos]] or trolls, it's anyone who dares try to steal his limelight. The worst of those are anyone who has Asperger's Syndrome or are deemed &quot;low-functioning&quot;. As such, Chris is shown to be very &quot;close-minded&quot; about the subject and will get violent over anyone trying to prove the fact that Asperger's and High-Functioning Autism are nearly identical. In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger's Syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and &quot;high-functioning autism&quot; one and the same.&lt;ref&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Because of Chris's [[Chris and his ego|''massive'' ego]], he seems to think he's higher-functioning than any other high-functioning autistic, leading him to call people with Asperger's &quot;fakers&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and Low-Functioning Autism==<br /> Disgustingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]]. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also compared them to &quot;zombies&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]&lt;/ref&gt; In his [[Father Call|phone call to Matt Devoria]], he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<br /> <br /> ==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==<br /> [[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]<br /> <br /> ==What other aspies think of Chris==<br /> <br /> * [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone pretending to be Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.<br /> <br /> * [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a &quot;hate site&quot;. Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.<br /> <br /> Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.<br /> <br /> ==Sauce==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Asperger syndrome]]<br /> * [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]<br /> * [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]<br /> * [[Chris and psychology]]<br /> * [[Kick the Autistic]]<br /> * [[Slow-in-the-minds]]<br /> * [[Stress]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic ]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QdGOGV7WX0 The Tard-Man - Autistic Adventures - Director's Cut]<br /> *[http://www.autismuk.com/index9sub.htm Sexuality and Autism]<br /> <br /> {{Health problems}}<br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Autistic Spectrum Disorders]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=04232010_-_Autism_Awareness_%26_Men_Should_NEVER_be_Topless&diff=85235 2010-04-23T09:21:36Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Video */</p> <hr /> <div>'''04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless''' is a video uploaded on 23 April 2010.<br /> <br /> Wearing only his [[muscle bra|sports bra]], Chris reads easily accessible information about [[Autism]] that he got from Wikipedia and autismspeaks.org for about 7 minutes. He gives his advice regarding how to raise an autistic child, but Chris, as the autistic he is, doesn't realize that he can't be taken seriously if he is wearing a sports bra. Chris then begins his protest against other men walking around shirtless, stating that it should be illegal unless said man is wearing a bra. Note the lack of medallion, or high school ring. Also note the fact that Chris can't explain autism with his own words and that he applies exactly none of the facts he mentions here to his life. And that he talked in a more monotone voice until he was talking about shirtless guys.<br /> <br /> Chris appearing in his bra is most likely an attempt to take the wind out of the trolls' sails after [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|the horrors of the day before]]. <br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless <br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|oRJGyy7KMh4}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 23 April 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = Autism<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br /> | Shirt = [[Sports Bra]]<br /> | previous = [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] <br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> Good day. I’m here today on this, uh, pleasant day of April 2010 to, uh, discuss autism as it is Autism Awareness- Awareness Month. What is Autism? [Reads off clipboard] “Autism is a disorder of neutro- of neurodevelopment characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior. These signs all begin before a child is three years old. Autism affects information processing in the brain [Points to head], by altering how nerve cells and nerve synapses connect and organize; how this concerned [ed--a misreading of 'occurs'] is not well understood.” And by where I got this information printed out here from, uh, autismspeaks.org and the Wikipedia page for autism. <br /> <br /> [Deep breath] “Today it is estimated that 1 in every 110 children is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than childhood cancer, juvenile diabetes, and pediatric AIDS combined. An estimated 1.5 million individuals in the United States and tens of millions worldwide are affected by autism. Studies suggest boys are a lot more likely than girls to develop autism and receive the diagnosis three to four times more frequently. Current estimates are that in the United States alone, one out of 70 boys is diagnosed with autism.&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;As for social symptoms, uh, from the start typically developing infants are social beings. Early in life, they gaze at people, turn toward voices, grasp a finger, and even smile. By contrast most p-peop- most children with autism seem to have tremendous difficulty learning to engage in the give-and-take of everyday human interactions. Even in the first year of life, many do not interact and avoid eye contact in a no- normal way. They may seem indifferent to other people, and prefer being alone. They may resist attention or passively accept hugs and cuddling. Children with autism also are slower in learning to interpret what others are thinking and feeling. Subtle social cues — such as a smile, a wave , or a grimace—may have little or no meaning to a child with autism. To a child who misses these cues, such things as 'Come here' may always means the same thing, whether the speaker is smiling and extending her arms for a hug or frowning and planting her fists on her hips. Without the ability to interpret gestures and facial expressions, the social world may seem bewildering. To compound the problem, people with autism have difficulty seeing things from other pearson's perspective.&quot; <br /> <br /> [Turns page on clipboard] &quot;Most 5-year-olds understand that other people have different thoughts, feelings, and goals than they have, than they have. A child with autism may lack such understanding. This inability leaves them unable to predict or understand other people's actions. Predict or understand people’s actions. Although not universal, it is common for people with autism to have difficulty regulating their emotions. This can take the form of ‘immature’ behavior such as [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|crying in class]] or [[Sub-Episode_2#Sub-Episode_2:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22The_Rise_.26_Fall_of_My_Heart.22|verbal outbursts]] that may seem inappropriate to those around them. Sometimes they may also be disruptive or physically aggressive, making social relationships even more difficult. They have a tendency to [[Chris_Loses_It|'lose control']], particularly when they're in a strange or overwhelming environment, or when angry and frustrated.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Communication. By age 3, most children have passed predictable milestones on the path to learning language; one of the earliest is babbling. Babbling. By the first birthday, a typical toddler says a word or two, turns and looks when he hears his name, points when he wants a toy, and when offered something distasteful, makes it clear that the answer is 'no'. [Scratches head] Some children diagnosed with autism remain mute throughout their lives, although the majority develop spoken language and all eventually learn to communicate in some way. Some infants who later show signs of autism coo and babble during the first few months of their life, but they stop. Others may be delayed, developing language as late as age 5 to 9. Some children may learn to use communication systems such as pictures or sign language, or closed captioning for the hearing impaired. Some speak only single words, while others repeat the same phrase over and over. They may repeat or parrot what they hear, a condition called e-cho-la-lia. Although many children with autism go through a stage where they repeat what they hear, it normally passes by the time they are- they are age 3. Another common difficulty is the inability to understand body language, tone of voice, or “phrases of speech.” For example, someone with autism might interpret a sarcastic expression such as “Oh, that's just great” as meaning it really is great.&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;While it can be challenging for others to understand what children with autism are most able to say, their body language may also difficult to understand. [[Creepy_stare|Facial expressions]], movements, and [[Claw_of_fail|gestures]] may not match what they are saying. Also, their tone of voice might fail to reflect their feelings. They might use a [[Autism#Chris's_Symptoms|high-pitched, sing-song, or flat, robot-like voice.]] Some children with relatively good language skills speak like little adults, [Turns page] failing to pick up on the kid's speak that is common in their peers. Without meaningful gestures, or the language to ask for things, people with autism are less able to let other know- others know what they are need. As a result, they may simply [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream]] or [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Don.27t_Kiss_Me.2C_Bro|grab]] for what they want until they are taught. Better ways to express their needs. Children with autism do whatever they can to get though to others. As they grow up, they can become increasingly aware of their difficulties in understanding others and being understood.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Repetitive behaviors. Although children with autism usually appear physically normal, repetitive motions may set them apart from other children. These behaviors might be extreme and highly apparent, or more subtle. Some chi- some children and other individuals repeatedly flap their arms, or walk on their toes. (unintelligible) as children, individuals with autism might spend hours lining up their cars or trains in a certain way, rather than using them for pretend play. Someone moves one of the toys, the children m-may be tremendously upset. Many children with autism meed and demand absolute consistency in their environment. A slight change in routine, such as meal time, dressing, [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|take a bath]], or going to school at the same time or by a certain route can be extremely stressful. Unless the child has made apparent that the change is okay and acceptable. Repetitive behavior sometimes takes the form of a [[China|persistent intense preoccupation.]] These strong interests may be unusual, because their [[Semen#Recycling|content]], or because the [[Love Quest|intensity]] of the interest. Treatment for autism is very intensive, comprehensive undertaking that involves the child's entire family and a team of professionals. Some programs may take place in a child's home with professionals and a trained therapist and may include parental training for the child under supervision of a professional. Some programs are delivered in a specialized center, clu-sumes, or preschool.&quot; (puts paper down)<br /> <br /> Though, as for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though [[Chris and reality|normal life]]. I mean yeah, gib'em [[Monthly tugboat|the special treatment while they're young]] but when you gottdem in elementary- but when you geddem in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go. Make sure you find yourself a good social teacher teach dem how to cope! And as you may have noticed, I am standing here today.... topless (grabs bra and pushes it upwards) , as you might say. I do this in defense, and in protest, because everytime I-because every time I see a [[Wikipedia:Kratos_(God_of_War)|male individual who goes around or runs around or exercises shirtless]], it is very offensive to me. And I do not appreciate that. And I am sure that it is a lot offens- it is offensive to a-a lot of other people as well. And a-madafra if I could, I would say that-I would make a LAW that would require all male individuals to wear a sports bra while they are out exercising or working if they insist on being shirtless! Come'oin dude, get with the program! No one wants to see these nips! And things are better left a mystery! I leave you all with that, and you have yourself a pleasant, safe day.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> {{Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=85234 2010-04-23T09:17:10Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|And a matter of fact if I could, I would say that-I would make a [[Chris and the law|LAW]] that would require [[JERKS|all male individuals]] to wear a [[sports bra]] while they are out [[Chris and health|exercising]] or [[Monthly tugboat|working]] if they insist on being shirtless! C'mon dude, get with the program! [[Homos|No one wants to see these nips!]]|[[Chris]], [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}</div>

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<p>Aldrasio: Redirected page to White knight</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[White knight]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie_E-mails&diff=84815 2010-04-22T07:42:45Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>The ''Jackie e-mails'' are a collection of e-mails between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and an innocent woman named Jackie, who Chris met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. The e-mails span from 5 April 2010, around the time [[trolls]] discovered Chris's account at The Hook Cafe to 21 April 2010.<br /> <br /> Not much is known about Jackie, other than what's present in the emails. She appears to be the latest in the line of [[White Knight]]s, though in these emails all she does is solidify the universal perspective of Chris's utter lack of motivation, showing that he's not willing to exert even the slightest amount of effort for the possibility of [[China]].<br /> <br /> This set of letters, from 5 April 2010 to 8 April 2010, shows Jackie's initial encounter of Chris. Of note, Chris goes plenty on about [[Pokemon]], trolls, his war with [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his rage over THOSE FAKING FAKERS WITH [[Aspergers Syndrome|ASPERGER'S]].<br /> <br /> Jackie's e-mails are in light red, Chris is in light blue.<br /> <br /> ==Chris is cute?!==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 5, 2010 - 6:24pm<br /> What kind of video games do you play besides Guitar Hero? I don't have any current consoles but I love my old playstation. I play on my friend's wii a lot, though. I like drawing and stuff, too.<br /> <br /> Anyway, you're kind of cute, hope to hear back from you~~ :)}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris wants to be played like a PS3==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 5, 2010 - 11:14pm<br /> I've just read your profile and saw your pic; you are pretty. I guess I'm a suitable candidate for you; I have strong arms. You have a lot of fun things I totally agree on that we can do together.<br /> <br /> To answer your question, I also play [[LittleBiGPlanet]], God of War, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]; I have a wide collection. You would just have fun playing my games (if that's your pleasure), and I think you'd have fun playing me too. LOL<br /> <br /> I am a [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] Fanatic also; grew up on it since Pok'emon Red, and I've played a LOT of the TCG when I was going to the League (I'll tell you more about that later on).<br /> <br /> So, magzine editor, huh; which mag? :)<br /> <br /> The online thing is cool, but you and I should meet and hang out together ASAP. How about I meet you at the bar you go to (which bar would that be?) this coming friday? Say 6:00 or 7:00 PM?<br /> <br /> Please reply and let me know if it is good for you.<br /> <br /> Looking forward to your reply,<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie <br /> April 6, 2010 - 2:57pm<br /> Hey, you wrote back! I literally have to run out the door right now but just wanted to let you know I'll write more later tonight. :)<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> ==STDs: the gift that keeps on giving==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 6, 2010 - 5:38pm<br /> Jackie, huh? That's a fun name; it goes with your personality well (at least from what I've read so far). It says there that you are a Unitarian; it's cool. I'm a Methodist.<br /> <br /> I wanted to check on this, but considering you've had a lot of [[sex]], have you have yourself checked recently for any STDs? I have to be careful these days.<br /> <br /> We can also talk over the phone if you want; let me know if you want to exchange numbers; if you don't, it's cool.<br /> <br /> Waitin' for your next message.<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 6, 2010 - 6:41pm<br /> Hey! Yeah, my name is Jacklyn, but everyone calls me Jackie. So a little more about me: I've never played Little Big Planet, isn't it just like a simple platformer? I was bigger into digimon than pokemon when I was a kid, but I loved red and blue. I bet you would be fun to play, though :)<br /> <br /> To answer your question, I haven't really had a lot of sex partners or anything, didn't mean to give that impression - I just love sex when I am with someone. I've only been with six guys in my life. I haven't been tested in a while (never been in a situation where I thought I needed to, btw, but I have just to be careful), I'm seeing my gyno next week. Is testing something you do often? How many partners have you had, if I may ask?<br /> <br /> This Friday is too short a notice for me, sorry, I'm swamped with projects this weekend. The school week is pretty much out for me too, I go to school in Staunton, but I come home every weekend. How about we plan on next Friday afternoon, though? In the meantime, we can email and learn more about each other?}}<br /> <br /> ==From porno to pokemon==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 6, 2010 - 8:46pm<br /> That's cool; I can do Friday of next week. As long as I get to meet you and hang and all that.<br /> <br /> To answer your question, I am a virgin; I have never had sexual intercourse, but I have watched a number of XXX flicks, and I have a good number of ideas of what to do, and I am not a total nervous flake. I would not constantly ask, &quot;Is this good for you&quot; or &quot;Am I doing it right?&quot; I feel very confident in my abilities and knowledge. I have been checked a few months ago, and I am clean of any STDs.<br /> <br /> LittleBiGPlanet is kind of a platformer, but it is Customizable; you can create your OWN Levels, Publish them onto the Online LBP Server, and even Play Other People's Published Levels. Plus, the Sackperson is Customizable too; you can even make it look like a Charizard, Totodile, Goldeen, or any other person/animal/plant you want; Male or Female. I have created an Aqua Teen Hunger Force remake of the first two levels of Burgertime (in the Same Level). And more fun, I've created a fun, cute level that simulates a Fun Date, titled &quot;A First Fun Date&quot;; Best Enjoyed with a Couple. Maybe U + Me. ;)<br /> <br /> I've been keeping up with Pok'emon up to Diamond/Pearl, and I have all Max Evolved Level 100 Pok'emon in my Diamond card. Including a Blaziken that I originally got in my Ruby, then traded to my Emerald, then moved it to my Diamond, that is Level 100, has earned over 20 Ribbons, and his name is Inuyasha.<br /> <br /> Let me give you my e-mail address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com; it is also my for AIM (and it can communicate with most other IMs). When you send me your first e-mail, please put in the subject, &quot;Hey, It's Jackie&quot; or something like that.<br /> <br /> Which college are you going to, and what is your current major?<br /> <br /> I look forward to the e-mail. XOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> ==What is job?==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 7, 2010 - 7:38am<br /> My bad; I've just double-checked your profile; you've already graduated from college. So please disregard that last question. But I have to ask, you said you were going to school; is your editorial job there; please elaborate on that? And what did you graduate from college with?<br /> <br /> Have a safe day.<br /> XOXOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 7, 2010 - 3:07pm<br /> Hey! Don't have a whole lot of time right now, but to answer your question: I actually only work part time as the editor of an in-school paper here. I did graduate from school with a degree in Sociology, but I only got that mostly because I didn't know what I wanted to do and figured I should get some kind of degree (isn't that what we all do, though :). So now I'm going back for my second degree, this time in journalism (hence the editing job, it's an internship for credit as well as a paycheck). Hey, I'll write more later tonight, gotta get back to class.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris hates authority==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 7, 2010 - 6:06pm<br /> Very cool; now we have this communication link between us. Let me know if you want to start up an IM session later; I'll check back at about 8 or 9.<br /> <br /> It's soo funny, because that's what happened to me at PVCC. I originally had no clue what to major in at first; I felt fried in the head that day nearly a decade ago when I was starting up there. I picked a major in something of Marketing; it wasn't doing me all that justice, so upon my father's suggestion, I switched to Computer Aided Drafting and Design. I did better in passing there, yet I feel unsure of going into an Architecture job, but at least I have Computer Expertise and Experience under my wing (as well as the Degree and Certificate). At least I made my family happy, and made a major accomplishment of a College Degree.<br /> <br /> Although, PVCC wasn't really the best place to be; I had fewer friends than I did back at Manchester High, plus the &quot;Dean of Student Services&quot;, Mary Lee Walsh, did not like me that much. Long Story Short, I started my Sweetheart Search back in August of '03 (choice method of attraction way back then was a sign next to me); she did not approve of it (made an impression that she was against True Love Searches); there was a major disagreement between us; I was kicked out of PVCC for a year with having to see a psychiatrist and take anger management; finished my major later; and to this day, she still hates me. In a bit of spite against her past attacks against my noble search, I portrayed her as a Witch Villain in my comic book series who caused chaos of destroying all True Love in my city of Cwcville, VA and such. About a year ago, I drew her an Apology Drawing and put it in a nice frame, hoping we could put the past unpleasantness behind us and make peace. A couple of days later after delivery of the drawing to her secretary, she sends me a Trespassing Notice; some &quot;Thank You&quot;...<br /> <br /> Also, I stopped the sign usage like back in '04, when I realized that it only made me look retarded, of which I was and am not. The only local college I can even hang around at these days is the UVA.<br /> <br /> Speaking of which, I used to go to the ONE Pok'emon TCG League in Charlottesville at The (Game &amp; Hobby) Place (Fridays from 5 - 7 PM). After being forced NOT to hook up my Wii to their TV (a few children missed out on the distribution of a Magmortar, Electivre and Surfing Pikachu that night), the &quot;Manager&quot;, Michael Snyder forced me not to. Obviously I was angry at him (He had hated my guts for a long while as well). I later wrote an angry note of &quot;Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh&quot;; he took it as an offense, and banned me from &quot;his&quot; property. This happened June of '08. In April of '09, I went in, hoping all was forgotten, looking to see if they had some Eye of Judgment cards in stock and how much; a cashier recognized me and he was like, &quot;Did Mike say you could come back here?&quot; I felt disturbed, so without causing trouble, I left peacefully. I'm thinkin' of trying again later this week and see what happens. I'm feelin' more assertive, so if I am asked that again, I will ask if Michael is still the &quot;Manager&quot;, and see if the staff is telling the truth then.<br /> <br /> But I digress about that history.<br /> <br /> I've read you draw your own comics too; I'd like to see what you have drawn. :) Also, what's your favorite kind of music, or favorite singer, musician or band? And please tell me more about yourself.<br /> <br /> And please feel free to check out some of my comic pages on my website, the Cwcipedia (A.K.A. CWC's Sonichu Site), http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection. With that, I should warn you that I am internet famous (it's NOT glamorous); I have a bunch of Internet Bullies and Trolls trying to bother me. I've had to deal with them quite a bit, and I remain cautious. They have HATE PAGES against me on the web; please pay no attention to them. And you will be safe, as long as I do not talk about you at all online, or you don't talk about me online. For example, don't use my name when blogging or talking about me to anyone else on the internet; you may make up a nickname of me (F.Y.I., my name spelled backwards is off-limits; my bad on that).<br /> <br /> I warn you, because I care about you, especially when we're just getting started on being friends and getting to each other. Oh the stories I can share with you.<br /> <br /> Hey, we all have our own problems; all we can do is Keep a Happy Thought. You're my Happy Thought, Jackie.<br /> <br /> I'll TTYL; Stay Safe,<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> ==That's what she said==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 7, 2010 - 8:48pm<br /> Hey, Christian.<br /> <br /> <br /> A little more about your questions - my favorite band is the Crash Test Dummies, hands down. Something about the main singer's deep voice (I forget his name) just makes their music sound so sensual and romantic, have you ever heard them? I bet you have a nice deep voice. :) Like I said, I'm going to school for journalism, print journalism specifically, I just love current events and the way our world works. I'm sure I'll be able to apply my sociology degree too when I get out of school and get a job. It'll still be about two years before I graduate, though.<br /> <br /> Hey, I also saw you said you are autistic. I confess, I don't know much about autism, could you tell me more about what it's like? I knew a kid when I was in grade school that sometimes picked fights with other boys because he had autism, but I didn't know him well, but he got pretty violent. Or maybe he had aspergers, actually - they're the same thing, actually, right? I have a friend who is a therapist and works with children with developmental disorders, I think that's what she said.<br /> <br /> Yeah, I had some friends that went into architecture, it's a long process, you have to get a masters before you can use it. But you have a CADD degree, that's cool, computer technology is so interesting because it's everywhere and someone who knows them can get almost any kind of job. What do you do for a living? I bet you're some kind of visual design specialist or consultant for an advertiser or something, right? Judging that because of the degree and how creative you are. That sounds awful about the experience you had with your dean; why does she still hate you? Are you still in contact with her even after graduating? As for the Game Place, you should totally go in and do that, I love when men are assertive and take charge! I think you should go in and tell them that it's only fair that you be allowed back in now after so much time, and if they make a fuss you should demand to speak to the manager so you can hash things out like adults. Let me know how that goes, I want to know!<br /> <br /> I don't have any of my comics to send to you with me (not ones that are good enough to show anybody, anyway) but I'll draw some stuff and send it to you soon. I went to your page about your sonichu comic, but when I click on the chapter pages it just has a bunch of weird messages, and one has a picture of some guy from the Jersey Shore or something, did you send me to the wrong website? I'd still love to see some of your sonichu. But I'm surprised I haven't heard of it before, if you have trolls that must mean you have fans and are kind of popular too, right? What do they troll you about? But thank you so much for warning me and being upfront and honest with me, that's very sweet and I'm glad you care :) I don't think I'll be able to IM tonight, I think I'm kind of getting a little flu and want to get to bed early so I have plenty of rest. But I want to hear more of these stories, you sound like you've had a very interesting life.<br /> <br /> I'll be thinking of you ~ ~<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris got his degree for Cwcville==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 7, 2010 - 11:07pm<br /> I thought Crash Test Dummies may be the band; I've read you went to a concert of theirs recently, but I wanted to make sure. I've heard a sample of them from Napster; they do sound good. You may also like Celtic Thunder; they're good too. I do have a deep bass voice, although sometimes it does go up in pitch, but I'm working on that.<br /> <br /> Please don't get me started with Aspergers; I have nothing against the people, it's just that I can not accept Aspergers and Autism being of the same classification. In my opinion, Aspergers is not as fierce as Autism; they have Better Social Skills, and they are Less likely to become low-functioning retards. However, in my experience with my Autism, I have in my childhood did not talk from 1.5 to 7 years of age (I first spoke at 6 weeks with &quot;Monkey&quot;; likely trying to say &quot;Mommy&quot;; I was with her while she was shopping that day). I did not pick many fights, although because they did not understand Autism and were scared, about 4th and 5th grade, the staff of Nathaniel Greene Elementary pinned me down on the floor and tape-recorded my screams, and they tried to put me in a mental institution. My mom and dad did not want that, so we move to Chesterfield County where I was continued to be mainstreamed at Providence Middle and Manchester High; I took a lot of Coping Skill courses as well. I feel I have overpowered some of my symptoms, such as social shyness, yet I still have some trouble maintaining eye-contact, unless I Have a Strong, Good emotional bond with the other person. You can learn more of the autistic traits on autism.org, or look it up on wikipedia.<br /> <br /> Actually, I am not currently employed; I've been concentrating on my Sonichu books the past number of years, although I have worked at a Wendys then with Cutco cutlary for a while. I am looking to work at the new Wal-Mart here in Ruckersville that will be opening in a few months. The store is not currently selectable on the online application site, so I'm waiting for that. I've been on Social Security in the meantime, and I am managing it well.<br /> <br /> I use what I've learned in CADD to help me better design my buildings and surroundings of Cwcville. I even have printed blueprints for a two-story Mall, WITH a Mayor's Office on the 2nd floor, overlooking the Front Entrance from the last CADD class I took at PVCC. It also has a Pok'emon Center Store, like they had in New York City before they turned it into a Nintendo Store.<br /> <br /> I have not been in contact with Mary since that last trip to PVCC. As for reasons why she still has a thing against me, 1) There was that time in her office I overreacted and raised my voice against her (really scared her); no physical violence, but I did curse her with bad luck and misfortune. I removed it remotely when I drew that apology drawing about a year ago. 2) I portrayed her constantly as a Witch in my stories, which I later remedied by a) changing the character name to &quot;Slaweel Ryam&quot;, which is a palindrome of &quot;Mary Lee Walsh&quot; (minus the &quot;H&quot;), and b) removing that character in Book 10 in the final confrontation between me and her. 3) Following the Character Representation, I gave her a Local Bad Rap at PVCC; a number of students who did not see eye-to-eye with her either.<br /> <br /> And BTW, thanks for letting me know about that; I did send you the correct link, but the deal was you click [show] then click a page to view; the &quot;Issue #&quot; links were originally left blank, but a month ago, a troll and his crew managed to Hack into the impenetrable security of the site (even though it is Wikipedia-Editable-Style, and ONLY I, the SysOp and GoogleAds have Full Control of editing ANYTHING on the Cwcipedia); they just slandered it with grotesque image replacements, page edits and whatnot. The SysOp and I managed to clean up most of the mess, but some things are likely overlooked, so Thank You, Jackie for finding that error for me. I am reprogramming them to redirect to Page 1 of their respective books. I also have good HTML education and experiences. I created the Original &quot;CWC's Sonichu Site&quot;, as well as my past &quot;CWC's Pok'eSite 2!&quot; from raw HTML and PC Notepad scratch. Then I found Netscape Composer later on. I still have a lot of HTML knowledge in between my memory and my notes I took, plus I can look up the code when I need it in Google or something.<br /> <br /> Yes I do have a lot of fans, and I appreciate their support, but due to the Troll stress I've been dealing with for the past 2.5 years (since November 2007 when I first found the Encyclopedia Dramatica page of me they started). Since then, I have learned and continue to use better internet caution, most difficult passwords, and keeping my real life OFF of the internet, so the trolls won't know who to threaten in real life or come after me in further bully attacks. Between them all, a few trespassed into our yard, placed a wrongful sign there, and egged our house. Some have pranked and threatened phone-called us between our house phone and mine and my mother's cell phones (mine mostly; thank God for Caller ID). Plus I have been in and out of online relationships, that went nowhere in-person. Some &quot;Women&quot; were actually Men pretending to be women. And among the Real Women, they either died, got raped, or were coerced to their &quot;Dark Side&quot;. At least I do have a few Real Friends helping protect me and my work from the trolls.<br /> <br /> That's another thing, in my life, I have had mostly female friends, as well as a few male friends/acquaintances. Yet I am still a straight man missing out on the action. One count was that up until I turned 21, I was naive and dumb on the subject of Dating (I did take sex-ed in high school, and I've started watching man-on-woman porn at 16). Within the past few years recently, I've developed the idea of Dating Education Classes; The School System SHOULD have taught that Alongside or Before Sexual Education. God knows it would have wised me up a lot sooner. There's an episode in my comics describing the basic idea of a Dating Education Class.<br /> <br /> But I digress. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. My advice; drink plenty of water and Orange Juice, and eat Chicken Noodle Soup. Plus the anti-flu/cold medication, such as Tylenol, or a Non-Aspirin substitute, such as what drug stores like CVS sell. And rest/relaxation of course. You can draw, play your Playstation, read or whatever you feel like within your reach.<br /> <br /> Feel better soon, and stay safe, Sweetie. <br /> XOXOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> ==No pictures! It's a trap!!==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 8, 2010 - 5:48pm<br /> Hey, Chris! I'll write more later (I'm sure you see the pattern, but daytime is pretty busy for me these days), but can I ask you to write to me at [censored] from now on? Yahoo mail is screwing up for me lately.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 8, 2010 - 1:57pm<br /> I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your sweetness and compassion you have shown me so far; please keep it up. Also, I wanted to ask, you live in Charlottesville and you commute to Staunton for your college and work; is that correct? Do you live by yourself, roommate or with your family? And tell me a bit about your family; mom, dad, sisters/brothers and such. I want to hear more stories of you too; my life is interesting, but I want to hear more about you too.<br /> <br /> I'll be thinking fondly of you too, Sweetie, and I hope you are feeling better.<br /> Have a sweet day and stay safe,<br /> XOXOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 8, 2010 - 2:03pm<br /> I've copied your pic and I am using it as the wallpaper on my PSP (it's rotated, so I have to rotate my PSP to see you upright). May I have some more pics of you, please? I'm thinking one that would be perfect is a photo of you relaxing on your bed reading your book, so then it can be like I'm chillin' with you. Also, I like your hair style and it's color; it looks natural. ;)}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris gets a lesson on Asperger's Syndrome==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 8, 2010 - 6:02pm<br /> Hey! I got a little break time to write in.<br /> <br /> So that's weird what you say about autism and aspergers not being linked. Like I said I have that friend of mine who is a clinical psychologist and works with helping autistic children develop skills and socialize and stuff like that, and she says that aspergers is actually just another kind of autism. I went to that autism.org website and typed in aspergers, and the first page that came up had this on it: &quot;Sometimes people assume everyone who has autism and is high-functioning has Asperger's syndrome. However, it appears that there are several forms of high-functioning autism, and Asperger's syndrome is one form.&quot; So aspergers really is a form of high-functioning autism then, right? My friend says that aspergers wasn't really classified until 1994 or something, so it's a really recent development in the field of psychology, maybe your information is just a little out of date? But you said your school teachers tape-recorded your screams? Why would they do that? Maybe they were just trying to help you? I know when I was about 6 I had to get a routine shot at the doctors office but I hated needles and was so scared, I screamed and fought and they needed three nurses to hold me in place... it was scary at the time, but I know they didn't mean me harm. (I respect those doctors and nurses for having to handle scared little kids like that, must be heartbreaking for them to know they can't comfort a scared kid like that.)<br /> <br /> So you're not employed but you're applying at Wal-Mart? It's good that your looking for a job, but don't you want to make use of your CADD degree? I know I was annoyed when I first got out of school the first time because it was hard to find jobs with my sociology degree, that's part of why I went back, I wanted to augment it with something. You should go into design or advertising or something like that. I'm still a little confused on what Cwcville is, is it in your sonichu cartoon? I'm sorry, I still haven't read any of your sonichu :(... is it a comic that has a lot of architecture themes? How do you apply your CADD degree to it? If you haven't talked to your Dean, that's probably good, why do you think she is still mad at you though? I think most people are pretty forgiving. Hey, are you still planning on going to that Game Place though? I'm really excited to hear what happens there! I think it's SO sexy when a man stands up for himself... :')<br /> <br /> I'm sorry to hear you've been unlucky in love... I know exactly what that's like. You said some of your girlfriends have been raped though!? That's horrible, I am SO sorry that you and they had to go through that. Can you tell me a little about that? Unless it's too private or painful, if it's none of my business then just ask me to leave it be, I know how traumatic such an experience can be (I have a friend who was raped in high school, her life was almost completely ruined, she still has trouble trusting people, it's so sad).<br /> <br /> I don't know if dating education could work though, I don't know how that would work really, I don't think dating is something that can really be taught, it depends on whether two people have a connection I think (kind of like what you and I have :). Um, not to be rude or anything sweetie, but I would suggest that you don't talk about watching porn in our emails where we're still getting to know each other... I know you say you have trouble being shy and knowing what to say sometimes sweetie, just helping you out :)<br /> <br /> Anyway, I gotta go now, but write me back! I can't wait to hear about what happens at the Game Place!<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> ==She likes Sonichu... &gt;_&lt;==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 8, 2010 - 6:54pm<br /> Hey sweetie! Got a little more free time than I thought I would have, so I went to look at some of your sonichu comic. I love it! It's so edgy, I like the page you just put up on the front page where sonichu is holding a rifle and threatening his enemy (who is that guy? or is it supposed to be a girl, he has a skirt?). So, what is this current plot arc or story or whatever? <br /> <br /> Also, I was thinking about the Game Place thing a little more, I wanted to tell you that you should do it like a sit-in: if they pick a fight with you, just sit down on the ground peacefully until they agree to resolve it with you. Peaceful resistance, just like what Gandhi did, you know? But it sounds kind of like they might try to deny things or lie like they did before, I think you should record it, maybe? Because they are discriminating against you and all, I mean it would be a good idea to have a recording in case you need to prove that they lied later, so they can't do a &quot;our word against yours&quot; thing to you. Sorry, I'm just really excited to hear how that goes!<br /> <br /> Oh, and some more of your questions: my family lives in Charlottesville but I stay in the dorm in Staunton with three roommates; I go to [censored], actually, but I almost always come home and stay in Charlottesville with my parents on the weekends. My parents have been married for 30 years (just had their anniversary in October), I have one younger sister who's still in high school, and an older brother who lives in Pennsylvania, he's a pediatrician, actually. And you're so sweet about my picture! I'll take some more and send them to you in a bit. I like that you can see me whereever you go now :)<br /> <br /> Talk to you soon,<br /> <br /> Jackie ~ ~ :')}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 8, 2010 - 11:09pm<br /> Hey, Sweetie. Thank you for letting me know about your new e-mail address. BTW, I've noticed in the &quot;From&quot; field of the e-mails, it says &quot;Jacklyn [censored]&quot;; please verify if [censored] is your last name. Also, that rifle-image you saw on the Cwcipedia, that is another Troll Problem of mine. See, this dude, Alec Benson Leary, who made up his own fanfiction of my Sonichu works, Asperchu, has been trying to 1-up me for months now. He purchased the adspace on the Cwcipedia, and once in a while, he makes a damn attempt to grind my gears and steal my fans by putting up his badly drawn stuff in the adspace. I had talked with him before to not do that, and he still does it, and I do not appreciate it. I'm a bit obsessive-compulsive, and after seeing his pages, and what he was doing in crappy parody of me and my characters, it pisses me off. Also, that guy on that page; that is a bad facsimile of me; I did a video on my YouTube in a Kilt for a past girlfriend, who dumped me; I moved on.<br /> <br /> The story of that girlfriend; she and I had met at a social even; we found lots in common; we were starting work on a book of a King who was changed into a Guiding Owl (like the Owl of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings). I came up with the concept. I created a sample of the story in a LittleBiGPlanet Level; a Foretaste, and I said it was a &quot;Chris Chan/Damien Anteria&quot; (her pen name) production. My trolls had the know of me finding this lady, but not of her real name. I had thought using her pen name was safe; she had some of her own fanfiction online. But she had to have a damn Facebook Page. The trolls found her real name and info; made up a mockery page of her on one of their websites; she was informed and became really angry at me and dumped me. Even worse, they pestered her and her family with phone calls and pretending to be me. It made me very sad, and I suffered a lingering heartache for over two weeks. I recovered a while later, and I moved on.<br /> <br /> With that, about the past girlfriend who was raped; she lived in Australia; we were getting along great on Skype talk for months. Then the Troll, Clyde Cash, found her and flew all the way there and Raped her. After that, I had not heard from her. She was going to come to Virginia and continue our relationship in person after she graduated from her college there. I had later read of the Australian bushfires that spread and took a number of lives. Without a word from her, I had assumed she was dead. It left me very sad for weeks. I did special dedications for her now and then. Then, well over a year later, I FINALLY get to hear from her again, through Clyde Cash. Apparently after that rape, she not only got knocked-up, but she became a sex addict, and she left Australia, married and moved in with Clyde.<br /> <br /> I will never forgive Clyde; he had hacked into my e-mail accounts, ebay, my Past Tripod Webhost Account, as well as a few others that later followed. And he managed to spend off of my debit card on Amazon. Fortunately, I had successfully undid that damage, with changing my bank account numbers and getting a new card. I almost lost my PayPal as well, but I managed to save that. He also pestered me with phone calls, sending unwanted prostitutes to my house (who my family and I later turned into the police and had arrested with a quick photo of their front license plate on their car). He also hacked into my Playstation Network account twice. He has done too much for me to ever forgive him, that damn son of a bitch.<br /> <br /> Going back to Alec, he was a dude who disagreed with me and my view of the Autism/Asperger issue; he has Aspergers. That disagreement was one factor in our disputes and his attacks on my Cwcipedia. And the Autism/Asperger issue, YES I will admit SCIENCE stupidly decided to link the two, but as an individual person, I do not, and I will not ever agree with them. All it is really is MOVING the Spotlight from us Autistics to the Aspergers. I have had to suffer and recover in my whole lifetime with my autism; I refuse to let something that has a name that sounds like a bad cut of meat and is NOT as Special as us take our light away.<br /> <br /> As for ANY &quot;pages&quot; that appear wrongfully on my website's adspace, Please disregard and ignore those; they are NOT mine, and I have never approved of them.<br /> <br /> *sigh*<br /> <br /> Anyway, you have a great idea on my thing at the Game Place; a Sit-In. I will remember that if they give me trouble and don't want to resolve it and make peace. Although I would first give them my scary, intimidating glare of anger. That is something I'd rather do than violence. The only time I would throw a punch would be in self-defense. I'm a tough fighter.<br /> <br /> Dating Education can work, because there are a LOT of people who have little knowledge of what to say or do when asking a person of their opposite gender out as well as the concept of where to go and do for the dates. I mean Sexual Education ALONE is okay, but the question still would remain for those who do not know, HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO DATE #1 that would lead to that? It does not come natural to some; it was not natural for me.<br /> <br /> Currently I am living with my mom and dad; they're retired now, but my father, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr, was an Engineer with General Electric. He designed the controls for Plastic Molding machines and others. Without my dad, we would not have something as simple as the plastic soda bottles. My mom, Barbara Ann Weston Chandler, did mostly secretarial work and recovery for Virginia Power (which is now Dominion Power) and First North American National Bank (FNANB). I have two half-brothers and a half-sister. Joseph Cole Smithey, of my mother, is currently in New York City, living with his girlfriend and her family, and is a movie reviewer with a website; http://www.colesmithey.com. Of my dad, Dr. David Alan Chandler is an Optometrist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter named Savannah. And then there's Carol Suzanne Chandler; she got a PhD in Math; last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in D.C.<br /> <br /> To answer your question of wanting to something with my degree, other than architecture (which that job does not thrill me), I feel uncertain of which local jobs I could get with it, especially their availability of being open for application in constant question; it's a low availability.<br /> <br /> I have heard of [censored] before; good place. My father pointed it out for me a few times when we visited Staunton in my past. Mom and dad used to take me sometimes to the Gypsy Hill Park's Playground (it's the park with the big duck pond and the little train that runs in warm weather for the children. :) There's also a baseball field and a pool. We also sometimes enjoy(d) dining at Country Cookin' restaurants; there's one in a mall there in Staunton; you may be able to find its address on countrycookin.com.<br /> <br /> There's a number of good pictures of me on the Cwcipedia, look up the page, &quot;Christian in his own words&quot;; there is an expandable gallery of photos on the bottom. I look forward to seeing more photos of you; have fun with them. :)<br /> <br /> Let me guess, since you're living in Staunton, the bar you go to on some Fridays is in Staunton also? It is cool; I have driven myself to Staunton before, so I am capable of coming to you. As for our plan for our meet next Friday; did you have in mind you coming to C-Ville for that date, or should I plan on making the trip to you? I'm just clarifying it. If I was to come over there, and it gets late, I'll probably have to crash at your place for the night. So, please let me know in your reply. ;)}}<br /> <br /> ==Photoshop bad. Hand-drawing good.==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 8, 2010 - 11:19pm<br /> I hit Send instead of Save Draft before I finished that e-mail.<br /> <br /> The main story of my comics are within My Pages; my hand-drawing style <br /> is easy to recognize, so please don't confuse it with anyone else's <br /> (especially Alec), as well as messed-up photoshop versions the trolls <br /> have put together in the past.<br /> <br /> I'll wrap this up for now, and I am looking forward to meeting you, and <br /> I will be continuing to think of you fondly. You warm up my heart, <br /> Jackie. :)<br /> <br /> Stay Safe,<br /> XOXOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Jackie e-mails Part 2]]<br /> *[[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:E-mails]]</div>

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<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>The ''Jackie e-mails'' are a collection of e-mails between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and an innocent woman named Jackie, who Chris met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. The e-mails span from 5 April 2010, around the time [[trolls]] discovered Chris's account at The Hook Cafe to 21 April 2010.<br /> <br /> Not much is known about Jackie, other than what's present in the emails. She appears to be the latest in the line of [[White Knights]], though in these emails all she does is solidify the universal perspective of Chris's utter lack of motivation, showing that he's not willing to exert even the slightest amount of effort for the possibility of [[China]].<br /> <br /> This set of letters, from 5 April 2010 to 8 April 2010, shows Jackie's initial encounter of Chris. Of note, Chris goes plenty on about [[Pokemon]], trolls, his war with [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his rage over THOSE FAKING FAKERS WITH [[Aspergers Syndrome|ASPERGER'S]].<br /> <br /> Jackie's e-mails are in light red, Chris is in light blue.<br /> <br /> ==Chris is cute?!==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 5, 2010 - 6:24pm<br /> What kind of video games do you play besides Guitar Hero? I don't have any current consoles but I love my old playstation. I play on my friend's wii a lot, though. I like drawing and stuff, too.<br /> <br /> Anyway, you're kind of cute, hope to hear back from you~~ :)}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris wants to be played like a PS3==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 5, 2010 - 11:14pm<br /> I've just read your profile and saw your pic; you are pretty. I guess I'm a suitable candidate for you; I have strong arms. You have a lot of fun things I totally agree on that we can do together.<br /> <br /> To answer your question, I also play [[LittleBiGPlanet]], God of War, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]; I have a wide collection. You would just have fun playing my games (if that's your pleasure), and I think you'd have fun playing me too. LOL<br /> <br /> I am a [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] Fanatic also; grew up on it since Pok'emon Red, and I've played a LOT of the TCG when I was going to the League (I'll tell you more about that later on).<br /> <br /> So, magzine editor, huh; which mag? :)<br /> <br /> The online thing is cool, but you and I should meet and hang out together ASAP. How about I meet you at the bar you go to (which bar would that be?) this coming friday? Say 6:00 or 7:00 PM?<br /> <br /> Please reply and let me know if it is good for you.<br /> <br /> Looking forward to your reply,<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie <br /> April 6, 2010 - 2:57pm<br /> Hey, you wrote back! I literally have to run out the door right now but just wanted to let you know I'll write more later tonight. :)<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> ==STDs: the gift that keeps on giving==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 6, 2010 - 5:38pm<br /> Jackie, huh? That's a fun name; it goes with your personality well (at least from what I've read so far). It says there that you are a Unitarian; it's cool. I'm a Methodist.<br /> <br /> I wanted to check on this, but considering you've had a lot of [[sex]], have you have yourself checked recently for any STDs? I have to be careful these days.<br /> <br /> We can also talk over the phone if you want; let me know if you want to exchange numbers; if you don't, it's cool.<br /> <br /> Waitin' for your next message.<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 6, 2010 - 6:41pm<br /> Hey! Yeah, my name is Jacklyn, but everyone calls me Jackie. So a little more about me: I've never played Little Big Planet, isn't it just like a simple platformer? I was bigger into digimon than pokemon when I was a kid, but I loved red and blue. I bet you would be fun to play, though :)<br /> <br /> To answer your question, I haven't really had a lot of sex partners or anything, didn't mean to give that impression - I just love sex when I am with someone. I've only been with six guys in my life. I haven't been tested in a while (never been in a situation where I thought I needed to, btw, but I have just to be careful), I'm seeing my gyno next week. Is testing something you do often? How many partners have you had, if I may ask?<br /> <br /> This Friday is too short a notice for me, sorry, I'm swamped with projects this weekend. The school week is pretty much out for me too, I go to school in Staunton, but I come home every weekend. How about we plan on next Friday afternoon, though? In the meantime, we can email and learn more about each other?}}<br /> <br /> ==From porno to pokemon==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 6, 2010 - 8:46pm<br /> That's cool; I can do Friday of next week. As long as I get to meet you and hang and all that.<br /> <br /> To answer your question, I am a virgin; I have never had sexual intercourse, but I have watched a number of XXX flicks, and I have a good number of ideas of what to do, and I am not a total nervous flake. I would not constantly ask, &quot;Is this good for you&quot; or &quot;Am I doing it right?&quot; I feel very confident in my abilities and knowledge. I have been checked a few months ago, and I am clean of any STDs.<br /> <br /> LittleBiGPlanet is kind of a platformer, but it is Customizable; you can create your OWN Levels, Publish them onto the Online LBP Server, and even Play Other People's Published Levels. Plus, the Sackperson is Customizable too; you can even make it look like a Charizard, Totodile, Goldeen, or any other person/animal/plant you want; Male or Female. I have created an Aqua Teen Hunger Force remake of the first two levels of Burgertime (in the Same Level). And more fun, I've created a fun, cute level that simulates a Fun Date, titled &quot;A First Fun Date&quot;; Best Enjoyed with a Couple. Maybe U + Me. ;)<br /> <br /> I've been keeping up with Pok'emon up to Diamond/Pearl, and I have all Max Evolved Level 100 Pok'emon in my Diamond card. Including a Blaziken that I originally got in my Ruby, then traded to my Emerald, then moved it to my Diamond, that is Level 100, has earned over 20 Ribbons, and his name is Inuyasha.<br /> <br /> Let me give you my e-mail address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com; it is also my for AIM (and it can communicate with most other IMs). When you send me your first e-mail, please put in the subject, &quot;Hey, It's Jackie&quot; or something like that.<br /> <br /> Which college are you going to, and what is your current major?<br /> <br /> I look forward to the e-mail. XOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> ==What is job?==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 7, 2010 - 7:38am<br /> My bad; I've just double-checked your profile; you've already graduated from college. So please disregard that last question. But I have to ask, you said you were going to school; is your editorial job there; please elaborate on that? And what did you graduate from college with?<br /> <br /> Have a safe day.<br /> XOXOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 7, 2010 - 3:07pm<br /> Hey! Don't have a whole lot of time right now, but to answer your question: I actually only work part time as the editor of an in-school paper here. I did graduate from school with a degree in Sociology, but I only got that mostly because I didn't know what I wanted to do and figured I should get some kind of degree (isn't that what we all do, though :). So now I'm going back for my second degree, this time in journalism (hence the editing job, it's an internship for credit as well as a paycheck). Hey, I'll write more later tonight, gotta get back to class.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris hates authority==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 7, 2010 - 6:06pm<br /> Very cool; now we have this communication link between us. Let me know if you want to start up an IM session later; I'll check back at about 8 or 9.<br /> <br /> It's soo funny, because that's what happened to me at PVCC. I originally had no clue what to major in at first; I felt fried in the head that day nearly a decade ago when I was starting up there. I picked a major in something of Marketing; it wasn't doing me all that justice, so upon my father's suggestion, I switched to Computer Aided Drafting and Design. I did better in passing there, yet I feel unsure of going into an Architecture job, but at least I have Computer Expertise and Experience under my wing (as well as the Degree and Certificate). At least I made my family happy, and made a major accomplishment of a College Degree.<br /> <br /> Although, PVCC wasn't really the best place to be; I had fewer friends than I did back at Manchester High, plus the &quot;Dean of Student Services&quot;, Mary Lee Walsh, did not like me that much. Long Story Short, I started my Sweetheart Search back in August of '03 (choice method of attraction way back then was a sign next to me); she did not approve of it (made an impression that she was against True Love Searches); there was a major disagreement between us; I was kicked out of PVCC for a year with having to see a psychiatrist and take anger management; finished my major later; and to this day, she still hates me. In a bit of spite against her past attacks against my noble search, I portrayed her as a Witch Villain in my comic book series who caused chaos of destroying all True Love in my city of Cwcville, VA and such. About a year ago, I drew her an Apology Drawing and put it in a nice frame, hoping we could put the past unpleasantness behind us and make peace. A couple of days later after delivery of the drawing to her secretary, she sends me a Trespassing Notice; some &quot;Thank You&quot;...<br /> <br /> Also, I stopped the sign usage like back in '04, when I realized that it only made me look retarded, of which I was and am not. The only local college I can even hang around at these days is the UVA.<br /> <br /> Speaking of which, I used to go to the ONE Pok'emon TCG League in Charlottesville at The (Game &amp; Hobby) Place (Fridays from 5 - 7 PM). After being forced NOT to hook up my Wii to their TV (a few children missed out on the distribution of a Magmortar, Electivre and Surfing Pikachu that night), the &quot;Manager&quot;, Michael Snyder forced me not to. Obviously I was angry at him (He had hated my guts for a long while as well). I later wrote an angry note of &quot;Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh&quot;; he took it as an offense, and banned me from &quot;his&quot; property. This happened June of '08. In April of '09, I went in, hoping all was forgotten, looking to see if they had some Eye of Judgment cards in stock and how much; a cashier recognized me and he was like, &quot;Did Mike say you could come back here?&quot; I felt disturbed, so without causing trouble, I left peacefully. I'm thinkin' of trying again later this week and see what happens. I'm feelin' more assertive, so if I am asked that again, I will ask if Michael is still the &quot;Manager&quot;, and see if the staff is telling the truth then.<br /> <br /> But I digress about that history.<br /> <br /> I've read you draw your own comics too; I'd like to see what you have drawn. :) Also, what's your favorite kind of music, or favorite singer, musician or band? And please tell me more about yourself.<br /> <br /> And please feel free to check out some of my comic pages on my website, the Cwcipedia (A.K.A. CWC's Sonichu Site), http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection. With that, I should warn you that I am internet famous (it's NOT glamorous); I have a bunch of Internet Bullies and Trolls trying to bother me. I've had to deal with them quite a bit, and I remain cautious. They have HATE PAGES against me on the web; please pay no attention to them. And you will be safe, as long as I do not talk about you at all online, or you don't talk about me online. For example, don't use my name when blogging or talking about me to anyone else on the internet; you may make up a nickname of me (F.Y.I., my name spelled backwards is off-limits; my bad on that).<br /> <br /> I warn you, because I care about you, especially when we're just getting started on being friends and getting to each other. Oh the stories I can share with you.<br /> <br /> Hey, we all have our own problems; all we can do is Keep a Happy Thought. You're my Happy Thought, Jackie.<br /> <br /> I'll TTYL; Stay Safe,<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> ==That's what she said==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 7, 2010 - 8:48pm<br /> Hey, Christian.<br /> <br /> <br /> A little more about your questions - my favorite band is the Crash Test Dummies, hands down. Something about the main singer's deep voice (I forget his name) just makes their music sound so sensual and romantic, have you ever heard them? I bet you have a nice deep voice. :) Like I said, I'm going to school for journalism, print journalism specifically, I just love current events and the way our world works. I'm sure I'll be able to apply my sociology degree too when I get out of school and get a job. It'll still be about two years before I graduate, though.<br /> <br /> Hey, I also saw you said you are autistic. I confess, I don't know much about autism, could you tell me more about what it's like? I knew a kid when I was in grade school that sometimes picked fights with other boys because he had autism, but I didn't know him well, but he got pretty violent. Or maybe he had aspergers, actually - they're the same thing, actually, right? I have a friend who is a therapist and works with children with developmental disorders, I think that's what she said.<br /> <br /> Yeah, I had some friends that went into architecture, it's a long process, you have to get a masters before you can use it. But you have a CADD degree, that's cool, computer technology is so interesting because it's everywhere and someone who knows them can get almost any kind of job. What do you do for a living? I bet you're some kind of visual design specialist or consultant for an advertiser or something, right? Judging that because of the degree and how creative you are. That sounds awful about the experience you had with your dean; why does she still hate you? Are you still in contact with her even after graduating? As for the Game Place, you should totally go in and do that, I love when men are assertive and take charge! I think you should go in and tell them that it's only fair that you be allowed back in now after so much time, and if they make a fuss you should demand to speak to the manager so you can hash things out like adults. Let me know how that goes, I want to know!<br /> <br /> I don't have any of my comics to send to you with me (not ones that are good enough to show anybody, anyway) but I'll draw some stuff and send it to you soon. I went to your page about your sonichu comic, but when I click on the chapter pages it just has a bunch of weird messages, and one has a picture of some guy from the Jersey Shore or something, did you send me to the wrong website? I'd still love to see some of your sonichu. But I'm surprised I haven't heard of it before, if you have trolls that must mean you have fans and are kind of popular too, right? What do they troll you about? But thank you so much for warning me and being upfront and honest with me, that's very sweet and I'm glad you care :) I don't think I'll be able to IM tonight, I think I'm kind of getting a little flu and want to get to bed early so I have plenty of rest. But I want to hear more of these stories, you sound like you've had a very interesting life.<br /> <br /> I'll be thinking of you ~ ~<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris got his degree for Cwcville==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 7, 2010 - 11:07pm<br /> I thought Crash Test Dummies may be the band; I've read you went to a concert of theirs recently, but I wanted to make sure. I've heard a sample of them from Napster; they do sound good. You may also like Celtic Thunder; they're good too. I do have a deep bass voice, although sometimes it does go up in pitch, but I'm working on that.<br /> <br /> Please don't get me started with Aspergers; I have nothing against the people, it's just that I can not accept Aspergers and Autism being of the same classification. In my opinion, Aspergers is not as fierce as Autism; they have Better Social Skills, and they are Less likely to become low-functioning retards. However, in my experience with my Autism, I have in my childhood did not talk from 1.5 to 7 years of age (I first spoke at 6 weeks with &quot;Monkey&quot;; likely trying to say &quot;Mommy&quot;; I was with her while she was shopping that day). I did not pick many fights, although because they did not understand Autism and were scared, about 4th and 5th grade, the staff of Nathaniel Greene Elementary pinned me down on the floor and tape-recorded my screams, and they tried to put me in a mental institution. My mom and dad did not want that, so we move to Chesterfield County where I was continued to be mainstreamed at Providence Middle and Manchester High; I took a lot of Coping Skill courses as well. I feel I have overpowered some of my symptoms, such as social shyness, yet I still have some trouble maintaining eye-contact, unless I Have a Strong, Good emotional bond with the other person. You can learn more of the autistic traits on autism.org, or look it up on wikipedia.<br /> <br /> Actually, I am not currently employed; I've been concentrating on my Sonichu books the past number of years, although I have worked at a Wendys then with Cutco cutlary for a while. I am looking to work at the new Wal-Mart here in Ruckersville that will be opening in a few months. The store is not currently selectable on the online application site, so I'm waiting for that. I've been on Social Security in the meantime, and I am managing it well.<br /> <br /> I use what I've learned in CADD to help me better design my buildings and surroundings of Cwcville. I even have printed blueprints for a two-story Mall, WITH a Mayor's Office on the 2nd floor, overlooking the Front Entrance from the last CADD class I took at PVCC. It also has a Pok'emon Center Store, like they had in New York City before they turned it into a Nintendo Store.<br /> <br /> I have not been in contact with Mary since that last trip to PVCC. As for reasons why she still has a thing against me, 1) There was that time in her office I overreacted and raised my voice against her (really scared her); no physical violence, but I did curse her with bad luck and misfortune. I removed it remotely when I drew that apology drawing about a year ago. 2) I portrayed her constantly as a Witch in my stories, which I later remedied by a) changing the character name to &quot;Slaweel Ryam&quot;, which is a palindrome of &quot;Mary Lee Walsh&quot; (minus the &quot;H&quot;), and b) removing that character in Book 10 in the final confrontation between me and her. 3) Following the Character Representation, I gave her a Local Bad Rap at PVCC; a number of students who did not see eye-to-eye with her either.<br /> <br /> And BTW, thanks for letting me know about that; I did send you the correct link, but the deal was you click [show] then click a page to view; the &quot;Issue #&quot; links were originally left blank, but a month ago, a troll and his crew managed to Hack into the impenetrable security of the site (even though it is Wikipedia-Editable-Style, and ONLY I, the SysOp and GoogleAds have Full Control of editing ANYTHING on the Cwcipedia); they just slandered it with grotesque image replacements, page edits and whatnot. The SysOp and I managed to clean up most of the mess, but some things are likely overlooked, so Thank You, Jackie for finding that error for me. I am reprogramming them to redirect to Page 1 of their respective books. I also have good HTML education and experiences. I created the Original &quot;CWC's Sonichu Site&quot;, as well as my past &quot;CWC's Pok'eSite 2!&quot; from raw HTML and PC Notepad scratch. Then I found Netscape Composer later on. I still have a lot of HTML knowledge in between my memory and my notes I took, plus I can look up the code when I need it in Google or something.<br /> <br /> Yes I do have a lot of fans, and I appreciate their support, but due to the Troll stress I've been dealing with for the past 2.5 years (since November 2007 when I first found the Encyclopedia Dramatica page of me they started). Since then, I have learned and continue to use better internet caution, most difficult passwords, and keeping my real life OFF of the internet, so the trolls won't know who to threaten in real life or come after me in further bully attacks. Between them all, a few trespassed into our yard, placed a wrongful sign there, and egged our house. Some have pranked and threatened phone-called us between our house phone and mine and my mother's cell phones (mine mostly; thank God for Caller ID). Plus I have been in and out of online relationships, that went nowhere in-person. Some &quot;Women&quot; were actually Men pretending to be women. And among the Real Women, they either died, got raped, or were coerced to their &quot;Dark Side&quot;. At least I do have a few Real Friends helping protect me and my work from the trolls.<br /> <br /> That's another thing, in my life, I have had mostly female friends, as well as a few male friends/acquaintances. Yet I am still a straight man missing out on the action. One count was that up until I turned 21, I was naive and dumb on the subject of Dating (I did take sex-ed in high school, and I've started watching man-on-woman porn at 16). Within the past few years recently, I've developed the idea of Dating Education Classes; The School System SHOULD have taught that Alongside or Before Sexual Education. God knows it would have wised me up a lot sooner. There's an episode in my comics describing the basic idea of a Dating Education Class.<br /> <br /> But I digress. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. My advice; drink plenty of water and Orange Juice, and eat Chicken Noodle Soup. Plus the anti-flu/cold medication, such as Tylenol, or a Non-Aspirin substitute, such as what drug stores like CVS sell. And rest/relaxation of course. You can draw, play your Playstation, read or whatever you feel like within your reach.<br /> <br /> Feel better soon, and stay safe, Sweetie. <br /> XOXOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> ==No pictures! It's a trap!!==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 8, 2010 - 5:48pm<br /> Hey, Chris! I'll write more later (I'm sure you see the pattern, but daytime is pretty busy for me these days), but can I ask you to write to me at [censored] from now on? Yahoo mail is screwing up for me lately.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 8, 2010 - 1:57pm<br /> I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your sweetness and compassion you have shown me so far; please keep it up. Also, I wanted to ask, you live in Charlottesville and you commute to Staunton for your college and work; is that correct? Do you live by yourself, roommate or with your family? And tell me a bit about your family; mom, dad, sisters/brothers and such. I want to hear more stories of you too; my life is interesting, but I want to hear more about you too.<br /> <br /> I'll be thinking fondly of you too, Sweetie, and I hope you are feeling better.<br /> Have a sweet day and stay safe,<br /> XOXOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 8, 2010 - 2:03pm<br /> I've copied your pic and I am using it as the wallpaper on my PSP (it's rotated, so I have to rotate my PSP to see you upright). May I have some more pics of you, please? I'm thinking one that would be perfect is a photo of you relaxing on your bed reading your book, so then it can be like I'm chillin' with you. Also, I like your hair style and it's color; it looks natural. ;)}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris gets a lesson on Asperger's Syndrome==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 8, 2010 - 6:02pm<br /> Hey! I got a little break time to write in.<br /> <br /> So that's weird what you say about autism and aspergers not being linked. Like I said I have that friend of mine who is a clinical psychologist and works with helping autistic children develop skills and socialize and stuff like that, and she says that aspergers is actually just another kind of autism. I went to that autism.org website and typed in aspergers, and the first page that came up had this on it: &quot;Sometimes people assume everyone who has autism and is high-functioning has Asperger's syndrome. However, it appears that there are several forms of high-functioning autism, and Asperger's syndrome is one form.&quot; So aspergers really is a form of high-functioning autism then, right? My friend says that aspergers wasn't really classified until 1994 or something, so it's a really recent development in the field of psychology, maybe your information is just a little out of date? But you said your school teachers tape-recorded your screams? Why would they do that? Maybe they were just trying to help you? I know when I was about 6 I had to get a routine shot at the doctors office but I hated needles and was so scared, I screamed and fought and they needed three nurses to hold me in place... it was scary at the time, but I know they didn't mean me harm. (I respect those doctors and nurses for having to handle scared little kids like that, must be heartbreaking for them to know they can't comfort a scared kid like that.)<br /> <br /> So you're not employed but you're applying at Wal-Mart? It's good that your looking for a job, but don't you want to make use of your CADD degree? I know I was annoyed when I first got out of school the first time because it was hard to find jobs with my sociology degree, that's part of why I went back, I wanted to augment it with something. You should go into design or advertising or something like that. I'm still a little confused on what Cwcville is, is it in your sonichu cartoon? I'm sorry, I still haven't read any of your sonichu :(... is it a comic that has a lot of architecture themes? How do you apply your CADD degree to it? If you haven't talked to your Dean, that's probably good, why do you think she is still mad at you though? I think most people are pretty forgiving. Hey, are you still planning on going to that Game Place though? I'm really excited to hear what happens there! I think it's SO sexy when a man stands up for himself... :')<br /> <br /> I'm sorry to hear you've been unlucky in love... I know exactly what that's like. You said some of your girlfriends have been raped though!? That's horrible, I am SO sorry that you and they had to go through that. Can you tell me a little about that? Unless it's too private or painful, if it's none of my business then just ask me to leave it be, I know how traumatic such an experience can be (I have a friend who was raped in high school, her life was almost completely ruined, she still has trouble trusting people, it's so sad).<br /> <br /> I don't know if dating education could work though, I don't know how that would work really, I don't think dating is something that can really be taught, it depends on whether two people have a connection I think (kind of like what you and I have :). Um, not to be rude or anything sweetie, but I would suggest that you don't talk about watching porn in our emails where we're still getting to know each other... I know you say you have trouble being shy and knowing what to say sometimes sweetie, just helping you out :)<br /> <br /> Anyway, I gotta go now, but write me back! I can't wait to hear about what happens at the Game Place!<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> ==She likes Sonichu... &gt;_&lt;==<br /> {{quoteboxred|Jackie<br /> April 8, 2010 - 6:54pm<br /> Hey sweetie! Got a little more free time than I thought I would have, so I went to look at some of your sonichu comic. I love it! It's so edgy, I like the page you just put up on the front page where sonichu is holding a rifle and threatening his enemy (who is that guy? or is it supposed to be a girl, he has a skirt?). So, what is this current plot arc or story or whatever? <br /> <br /> Also, I was thinking about the Game Place thing a little more, I wanted to tell you that you should do it like a sit-in: if they pick a fight with you, just sit down on the ground peacefully until they agree to resolve it with you. Peaceful resistance, just like what Gandhi did, you know? But it sounds kind of like they might try to deny things or lie like they did before, I think you should record it, maybe? Because they are discriminating against you and all, I mean it would be a good idea to have a recording in case you need to prove that they lied later, so they can't do a &quot;our word against yours&quot; thing to you. Sorry, I'm just really excited to hear how that goes!<br /> <br /> Oh, and some more of your questions: my family lives in Charlottesville but I stay in the dorm in Staunton with three roommates; I go to [censored], actually, but I almost always come home and stay in Charlottesville with my parents on the weekends. My parents have been married for 30 years (just had their anniversary in October), I have one younger sister who's still in high school, and an older brother who lives in Pennsylvania, he's a pediatrician, actually. And you're so sweet about my picture! I'll take some more and send them to you in a bit. I like that you can see me whereever you go now :)<br /> <br /> Talk to you soon,<br /> <br /> Jackie ~ ~ :')}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 8, 2010 - 11:09pm<br /> Hey, Sweetie. Thank you for letting me know about your new e-mail address. BTW, I've noticed in the &quot;From&quot; field of the e-mails, it says &quot;Jacklyn [censored]&quot;; please verify if [censored] is your last name. Also, that rifle-image you saw on the Cwcipedia, that is another Troll Problem of mine. See, this dude, Alec Benson Leary, who made up his own fanfiction of my Sonichu works, Asperchu, has been trying to 1-up me for months now. He purchased the adspace on the Cwcipedia, and once in a while, he makes a damn attempt to grind my gears and steal my fans by putting up his badly drawn stuff in the adspace. I had talked with him before to not do that, and he still does it, and I do not appreciate it. I'm a bit obsessive-compulsive, and after seeing his pages, and what he was doing in crappy parody of me and my characters, it pisses me off. Also, that guy on that page; that is a bad facsimile of me; I did a video on my YouTube in a Kilt for a past girlfriend, who dumped me; I moved on.<br /> <br /> The story of that girlfriend; she and I had met at a social even; we found lots in common; we were starting work on a book of a King who was changed into a Guiding Owl (like the Owl of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings). I came up with the concept. I created a sample of the story in a LittleBiGPlanet Level; a Foretaste, and I said it was a &quot;Chris Chan/Damien Anteria&quot; (her pen name) production. My trolls had the know of me finding this lady, but not of her real name. I had thought using her pen name was safe; she had some of her own fanfiction online. But she had to have a damn Facebook Page. The trolls found her real name and info; made up a mockery page of her on one of their websites; she was informed and became really angry at me and dumped me. Even worse, they pestered her and her family with phone calls and pretending to be me. It made me very sad, and I suffered a lingering heartache for over two weeks. I recovered a while later, and I moved on.<br /> <br /> With that, about the past girlfriend who was raped; she lived in Australia; we were getting along great on Skype talk for months. Then the Troll, Clyde Cash, found her and flew all the way there and Raped her. After that, I had not heard from her. She was going to come to Virginia and continue our relationship in person after she graduated from her college there. I had later read of the Australian bushfires that spread and took a number of lives. Without a word from her, I had assumed she was dead. It left me very sad for weeks. I did special dedications for her now and then. Then, well over a year later, I FINALLY get to hear from her again, through Clyde Cash. Apparently after that rape, she not only got knocked-up, but she became a sex addict, and she left Australia, married and moved in with Clyde.<br /> <br /> I will never forgive Clyde; he had hacked into my e-mail accounts, ebay, my Past Tripod Webhost Account, as well as a few others that later followed. And he managed to spend off of my debit card on Amazon. Fortunately, I had successfully undid that damage, with changing my bank account numbers and getting a new card. I almost lost my PayPal as well, but I managed to save that. He also pestered me with phone calls, sending unwanted prostitutes to my house (who my family and I later turned into the police and had arrested with a quick photo of their front license plate on their car). He also hacked into my Playstation Network account twice. He has done too much for me to ever forgive him, that damn son of a bitch.<br /> <br /> Going back to Alec, he was a dude who disagreed with me and my view of the Autism/Asperger issue; he has Aspergers. That disagreement was one factor in our disputes and his attacks on my Cwcipedia. And the Autism/Asperger issue, YES I will admit SCIENCE stupidly decided to link the two, but as an individual person, I do not, and I will not ever agree with them. All it is really is MOVING the Spotlight from us Autistics to the Aspergers. I have had to suffer and recover in my whole lifetime with my autism; I refuse to let something that has a name that sounds like a bad cut of meat and is NOT as Special as us take our light away.<br /> <br /> As for ANY &quot;pages&quot; that appear wrongfully on my website's adspace, Please disregard and ignore those; they are NOT mine, and I have never approved of them.<br /> <br /> *sigh*<br /> <br /> Anyway, you have a great idea on my thing at the Game Place; a Sit-In. I will remember that if they give me trouble and don't want to resolve it and make peace. Although I would first give them my scary, intimidating glare of anger. That is something I'd rather do than violence. The only time I would throw a punch would be in self-defense. I'm a tough fighter.<br /> <br /> Dating Education can work, because there are a LOT of people who have little knowledge of what to say or do when asking a person of their opposite gender out as well as the concept of where to go and do for the dates. I mean Sexual Education ALONE is okay, but the question still would remain for those who do not know, HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO DATE #1 that would lead to that? It does not come natural to some; it was not natural for me.<br /> <br /> Currently I am living with my mom and dad; they're retired now, but my father, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr, was an Engineer with General Electric. He designed the controls for Plastic Molding machines and others. Without my dad, we would not have something as simple as the plastic soda bottles. My mom, Barbara Ann Weston Chandler, did mostly secretarial work and recovery for Virginia Power (which is now Dominion Power) and First North American National Bank (FNANB). I have two half-brothers and a half-sister. Joseph Cole Smithey, of my mother, is currently in New York City, living with his girlfriend and her family, and is a movie reviewer with a website; http://www.colesmithey.com. Of my dad, Dr. David Alan Chandler is an Optometrist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter named Savannah. And then there's Carol Suzanne Chandler; she got a PhD in Math; last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in D.C.<br /> <br /> To answer your question of wanting to something with my degree, other than architecture (which that job does not thrill me), I feel uncertain of which local jobs I could get with it, especially their availability of being open for application in constant question; it's a low availability.<br /> <br /> I have heard of [censored] before; good place. My father pointed it out for me a few times when we visited Staunton in my past. Mom and dad used to take me sometimes to the Gypsy Hill Park's Playground (it's the park with the big duck pond and the little train that runs in warm weather for the children. :) There's also a baseball field and a pool. We also sometimes enjoy(d) dining at Country Cookin' restaurants; there's one in a mall there in Staunton; you may be able to find its address on countrycookin.com.<br /> <br /> There's a number of good pictures of me on the Cwcipedia, look up the page, &quot;Christian in his own words&quot;; there is an expandable gallery of photos on the bottom. I look forward to seeing more photos of you; have fun with them. :)<br /> <br /> Let me guess, since you're living in Staunton, the bar you go to on some Fridays is in Staunton also? It is cool; I have driven myself to Staunton before, so I am capable of coming to you. As for our plan for our meet next Friday; did you have in mind you coming to C-Ville for that date, or should I plan on making the trip to you? I'm just clarifying it. If I was to come over there, and it gets late, I'll probably have to crash at your place for the night. So, please let me know in your reply. ;)}}<br /> <br /> ==Photoshop bad. Hand-drawing good.==<br /> {{quotebox|Chris<br /> April 8, 2010 - 11:19pm<br /> I hit Send instead of Save Draft before I finished that e-mail.<br /> <br /> The main story of my comics are within My Pages; my hand-drawing style <br /> is easy to recognize, so please don't confuse it with anyone else's <br /> (especially Alec), as well as messed-up photoshop versions the trolls <br /> have put together in the past.<br /> <br /> I'll wrap this up for now, and I am looking forward to meeting you, and <br /> I will be continuing to think of you fondly. You warm up my heart, <br /> Jackie. :)<br /> <br /> Stay Safe,<br /> XOXOXO<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Jackie e-mails Part 2]]<br /> *[[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:E-mails]]</div>

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<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|I wear a [[sports bra]]. Works very good, keeps em from bouncing. Okay, I'm a 42-bust.|[[Chris]], [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|proudly announcing that he has large man-boobs.]]}}</div>

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<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> * 21 April - A new [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLxgRJnAc&amp;playnext_from=TL&amp;videos=FjT4LHBdVGI&amp;feature=sub video] is leaked in which Chris is at his most disturbing since [[Ivy]].<br /> * 12 April - Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|a new audio]] as he attempts to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]].<br /> * 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after hanky-panky now. <br /> * 1 April - Chris, upon realizing that the CWCki will not go down, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|attempts to vandalize the CWCki]], failing as usual. Later, an IP check confirms that this was indeed Chris.<br /> * 28 March - Continuing on the same spirit as the previous video, Chris now [[F Abstinance|rants against abstinence]], another reason for him being a virgin with rage.<br /> * 22 March - Chris manages to last a whopping ''day and a half'' before he posts a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|1 minute video]] complaining about voice actors on [[Family Guy|The Cleveland Show]].<br /> * 21 March - Chris uploads a [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|video]] announcing that he is leaving the internet. [[YouTube Finale|Again.]]<br /> * 17 March - Chris uploads a [[Happy Sonichu Day|video]] congratulating himself for ten years of Sonichu, tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates, and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|drops an N-Bomb on Tito]].<br /> <br /> ('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category: Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Moon&diff=84636 2010-04-22T03:39:00Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* In reality */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|'''THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON''' IRL...]]<br /> <br /> '''The Motherfucking Moon''' is the only natural satellite of Earth. It is also the only entity that is a comparable size to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]. It also plays an important role in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu universe]]. <br /> <br /> ==The Moon to Chris==<br /> While the Moon is generally considered an object of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU9SNOvLW6E beauty and mystery], Chris sees it as nothing more than a garbage dump/prison camp to send all of the world's &quot;undesirables,&quot; chiefly [[tobacky]] and evil dudes. (See below)<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==In the Comics==<br /> [[Image:Damoon.jpg|thumb|...and in the comic. Kinda lost a lot of its splendor, huh?]]<br /> <br /> The Moon first appeared in ''[[Sonichu 0]]'', where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it.<br /> <br /> In ''[[Sonichu 1]]'', the generic, throw-away villain [[Metal Sonichu]] was defeated and tossed into the Moon by [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] and Sonichu. He is supposedly still operational, and foreshadowed to return in later comics.<br /> <br /> [[Silvana]] was born and raised on the Moon by [[Count Graduon]], who also gave her a penis for no real reason. She is quoted in an interview with [[Sonichu's News Dash]] as saying that the Moon is &quot;very lonely&quot; and that there are &quot;no friends on the Moon&quot;.<br /> <br /> In ''[[Sonichu 6]]'', magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog [[Patti-chan]] into a sentient being capable of human speech.<br /> <br /> ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' indicates that the CWCville authorities launch regular moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free weed, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances.<br /> <br /> Chris has revealed that he will toss Count Graduon into the Moon, and the Count will overshadow Metal Sonichu and be Chris's punching bag for the next few comics.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==In reality==<br /> [[Image:Themfingmoon.jpg|thumb|left|What will inevitably happen if Chris keeps shooting all the bad guys to the moon.]]<br /> <br /> Although he has softened his stance regarding [[alcohol]], Chris remains firmly opposed to tobacky. The moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot &amp;mdash; not the sun, according to the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|This is what Chris actually believes.}}<br /> <br /> Now, he's definitely [[Honor Roll|confusing the meaning of &quot;galaxy&quot; with that of &quot;solar system,&quot;]] but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid.<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]<br /> *[[Tobacky]]<br /> <br /> {{CWCverse}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Moon}}<br /> [[Category:Places]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_health&diff=82953 2010-04-16T15:07:46Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Hygiene */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and Fruit are a must; Walking or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some [[Guitar Hero]] on [[Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|Chris' advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]&lt;ref&gt;http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_2&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of this word]]<br /> [[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in 5 years.]]<br /> [[Chris]], as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to take a shower, and the grave disrepair/uncleanliness of his surroundings, he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life threatening medical problems such as cancer, heart disease or diabetes.<br /> <br /> ==Nutrition==<br /> [[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|left|Chris specializes in drinking his own semen.]]<br /> Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or Burger King (usually with his [[Bob Chandler|father]]) at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring caloric intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. On the rare occasion that Barbara does cook, it usually involves some cheap and easy-to-make food that often is not healthy.{{cite}} Many, many times, has Chris been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water, and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated drinks]] and [[semen|energy drinks]] (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:<br /> <br /> * Breakfast: Usually nothing because he usually sleeps from 6 am to noon, but on the rare occasion he does eat McDonald's, or some other fast food restaurant with breakfast options.<br /> * Lunch: Something quick at home, or fast food, either alone or with his father.<br /> * Dinner: Eat out with family or poorly cooked meal by Barbara (although with her deteriorating health, her poorly cooked meals may just become replaced by more fast food) or fast food.<br /> <br /> In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[Dirty crapped briefs|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ramming stuff in his shit tube]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;&lt;ref&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence#Constipation&lt;/ref&gt; casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no veggies or fruit is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.<br /> <br /> In short, Chris is a fatty, he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.<br /> <br /> It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that Chris's doctor has prescribed him [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atorvastatin Lipitor] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the conversation) is uncertain.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;/&gt;<br /> ===Places where Chris likes to eat===<br /> * [[Country Cookin]]<br /> * [[McDonalds]]<br /> * [[Golden Corral]]<br /> * [[Semen|Bedroom]]<br /> * [[Chick-fil-A]]<br /> <br /> ==Exercise==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|c7BcDvftwhI}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and Powerful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in Sonic-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]&lt;ref&gt;http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Skateboarding1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris has never heard of this.]]<br /> [[Image:Basketball-dunking-on-someone.jpg|thumb|Chris has never heard of this as well.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing video games, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos. One might say that Chris is actually strong from having a lot of weight; however, in normal people, this happens because the muscles must build up in order to be capable of moving a large weight. Since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of blubber, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].<br /> <br /> When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise. Needless to say Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position).<br /> <br /> During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to [[I AM STRONG|flexing]] and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting an office chair and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could defeat both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should it to come to blows, and as such has challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.<br /> <br /> Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has done on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to get his wish and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.<br /> <br /> In the Father Call and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog five miles a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take six breaks to catch his breath, whereas with a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.<br /> <br /> ==Hygiene==<br /> [[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Did you bathe? *SPOILER* No]]<br /> {{quote|And [Sonichu] showers afterwards with shampoo and soap. He showers DAILY, and I shower Daily.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris's hygiene is perhaps his worst quality. Many times has Chris regarded [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower. According to [[Emily]], he smelled of &quot;rotten watermelons;&quot; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said body odor masked with gallons of Axe.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris marinates in his own filth.]]<br /> Because of the lack of showers and the decrepit state of his home, the kitchen and bath tiles are covered with a disgusting black and brown mold. Curiously, he endorses Axe Shower Gel. Considering that he refuses to take showers and is a sucker for Axe products, one wonders what he even bothers using it for.<br /> <br /> Chris compounds this problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes. Close perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for as many as three or four days at a stretch. Fortunately, for his wardrobe at least, Chris sleeps in the nude, except for socks.{{cite}} There's something to think about.<br /> <br /> Unless being immersed in his surroundings for so long has destroyed his ability to note his foul vapors, it's a marvel that Chris refuses to indulge in basic hygienic activities. Most likely, it's because time spent in the shower is time not spent playing video games, drawing terrible comics, or stalking young ladies. If he showered regularly, his -45% chance of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] would erupt all the way up to 0%.<br /> <br /> It should be noted that in the [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]], neither of them recall Chris emitting any particular stench, implying that this is a problem that started after Chris stopped regularly going outside.<br /> [[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!]]<br /> <br /> ===Dental health===<br /> Chris's fondness for baring his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, expensive dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.<br /> <br /> Although it is difficult to tell, in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is the result of large consumption of carbonated drinks, poor dental hygiene, and refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]].<br /> <br /> ==Mental health==<br /> [[Image:THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.gif|right]]<br /> [[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto). Chris is so very, very screwed up that it's impossible to tell if he's really mentally ill or just that much of a waste of space.<br /> <br /> The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most, even more than his autism, is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him such a frustrating failure of a human being—he refuses to advance mentally beyond the mind of a 10-year-old with some ''Playboy'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics.<br /> <br /> His social awkwardness, narcissism, and several other unwanted traits trace back to his inept parents, who spoil him and tell him life will be all sugar and rainbows. It is quite possible that Chris doesn't feel like his life has truly begun, that he is still in the &quot;pre-adult&quot; years—this could be related to Chris still being a [[virgin]], and a possible belief, subconscious or otherwise, that he isn't able to truly be an adult until he has sex. Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world, as well as basic feelings such as empathy, sympathy and humility. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internets), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[dildo]]. <br /> <br /> He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:<br /> <br /> * His mother would always tell him how &quot;handsome&quot; he was. Clearly she needs to seek professional help too. Or she was just telling him that because, well, that's what mothers do.<br /> <br /> * He has an inability to remember faces. For example, during the Blanca incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[Billy Mays]] would have looked the same if Billy shaved off his beard. In high school, he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8Page24.jpg Sonichu 7, page 24]&lt;/ref&gt; The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].<br /> <br /> Many people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However…]]<br /> <br /> ==Other deformities==<br /> Bent at an irregular angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost otherworldly horror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly Peyronie's disease), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably, thankfully, never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive, and Chris has other, more important things on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.<br /> <br /> Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in [[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this photo]] of a young Chris, his right eye is green. He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|&quot;My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a 3-year old girl on helium all the way to Gilbert Gottfried. So far, there has been not even a guess as to why his voice sounds so weird, or why it's even gotten worse — in his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal, except for the occasional times where he recalls Conker of ''Conker's Bad Fur Day''.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Autism]]<br /> *[[Obesity]]<br /> <br /> ==Sauce==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Health problems}}<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_health&diff=82944 2010-04-16T15:01:16Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Exercise */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and Fruit are a must; Walking or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some [[Guitar Hero]] on [[Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|Chris' advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]&lt;ref&gt;http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_2&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of this word]]<br /> [[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in 5 years.]]<br /> [[Chris]], as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to take a shower, and the grave disrepair/uncleanliness of his surroundings, he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life threatening medical problems such as cancer, heart disease or diabetes.<br /> <br /> ==Nutrition==<br /> [[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|left|Chris specializes in drinking his own semen.]]<br /> Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or Burger King (usually with his [[Bob Chandler|father]]) at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring caloric intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. On the rare occasion that Barbara does cook, it usually involves some cheap and easy-to-make food that often is not healthy.{{cite}} Many, many times, has Chris been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water, and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated drinks]] and [[semen|energy drinks]] (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:<br /> <br /> * Breakfast: Usually nothing because he usually sleeps from 6 am to noon, but on the rare occasion he does eat McDonald's, or some other fast food restaurant with breakfast options.<br /> * Lunch: Something quick at home, or fast food, either alone or with his father.<br /> * Dinner: Eat out with family or poorly cooked meal by Barbara (although with her deteriorating health, her poorly cooked meals may just become replaced by more fast food) or fast food.<br /> <br /> In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[Dirty crapped briefs|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ramming stuff in his shit tube]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;&lt;ref&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence#Constipation&lt;/ref&gt; casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no veggies or fruit is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.<br /> <br /> In short, Chris is a fatty, he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.<br /> <br /> It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that Chris's doctor has prescribed him [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atorvastatin Lipitor] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the conversation) is uncertain.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;/&gt;<br /> ===Places where Chris likes to eat===<br /> * [[Country Cookin]]<br /> * [[McDonalds]]<br /> * [[Golden Corral]]<br /> * [[Semen|Bedroom]]<br /> * [[Chick-fil-A]]<br /> <br /> ==Exercise==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|c7BcDvftwhI}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and Powerful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in Sonic-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]&lt;ref&gt;http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Skateboarding1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris has never heard of this.]]<br /> [[Image:Basketball-dunking-on-someone.jpg|thumb|Chris has never heard of this as well.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing video games, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos. One might say that Chris is actually strong from having a lot of weight; however, in normal people, this happens because the muscles must build up in order to be capable of moving a large weight. Since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of blubber, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].<br /> <br /> When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise. Needless to say Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position).<br /> <br /> During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to [[I AM STRONG|flexing]] and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting an office chair and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could defeat both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should it to come to blows, and as such has challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.<br /> <br /> Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has done on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to get his wish and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.<br /> <br /> In the Father Call and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog five miles a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take six breaks to catch his breath, whereas with a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.<br /> <br /> ==Hygiene==<br /> [[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Did you bathe? *SPOILER* No]]<br /> {{quote|And [Sonichu] showers afterwards with shampoo and soap. He showers DAILY, and I shower Daily.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris's hygiene is perhaps his worst quality. Many times has Chris regarded [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower. According to [[Emily]], he smelled of &quot;rotten watermelons;&quot; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said body odor masked with gallons of Axe.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris marinates in his own filth.]]<br /> Because of the lack of showers and the decrepit state of his home, the kitchen and bath tiles are covered with a disgusting black and brown mold. Curiously, he endorses Axe Shower Gel. Considering that he refuses to take showers and is a sucker for Axe products, one wonders what he even bothers using it for.<br /> <br /> Chris compounds this problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes. Close perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for as many as three or four days at a stretch. Fortunately, for his wardrobe at least, Chris sleeps in the nude, except for socks.{{cite}} There's something to think about.<br /> <br /> Unless being immersed in his surroundings for so long has destroyed his ability to note his foul vapors, it's a marvel that Chris refuses to indulge in basic hygienic activities. Most likely, it's because time spent in the shower is time not spent playing video games, drawing terrible comics, or stalking young ladies. If he showered regularly, his -45% chance of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] would erupt all the way up to 0%.<br /> [[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!]]<br /> <br /> ===Dental health===<br /> Chris's fondness for baring his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, expensive dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.<br /> <br /> Although it is difficult to tell, in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is the result of large consumption of carbonated drinks, poor dental hygiene, and refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]].<br /> <br /> ==Mental health==<br /> [[Image:THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.gif|right]]<br /> [[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto). Chris is so very, very screwed up that it's impossible to tell if he's really mentally ill or just that much of a waste of space.<br /> <br /> The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most, even more than his autism, is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him such a frustrating failure of a human being—he refuses to advance mentally beyond the mind of a 10-year-old with some ''Playboy'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics.<br /> <br /> His social awkwardness, narcissism, and several other unwanted traits trace back to his inept parents, who spoil him and tell him life will be all sugar and rainbows. It is quite possible that Chris doesn't feel like his life has truly begun, that he is still in the &quot;pre-adult&quot; years—this could be related to Chris still being a [[virgin]], and a possible belief, subconscious or otherwise, that he isn't able to truly be an adult until he has sex. Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world, as well as basic feelings such as empathy, sympathy and humility. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internets), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[dildo]]. <br /> <br /> He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:<br /> <br /> * His mother would always tell him how &quot;handsome&quot; he was. Clearly she needs to seek professional help too. Or she was just telling him that because, well, that's what mothers do.<br /> <br /> * He has an inability to remember faces. For example, during the Blanca incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[Billy Mays]] would have looked the same if Billy shaved off his beard. In high school, he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8Page24.jpg Sonichu 7, page 24]&lt;/ref&gt; The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].<br /> <br /> Many people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However…]]<br /> <br /> ==Other deformities==<br /> Bent at an irregular angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost otherworldly horror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly Peyronie's disease), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably, thankfully, never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive, and Chris has other, more important things on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.<br /> <br /> Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in [[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this photo]] of a young Chris, his right eye is green. He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|&quot;My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a 3-year old girl on helium all the way to Gilbert Gottfried. So far, there has been not even a guess as to why his voice sounds so weird, or why it's even gotten worse — in his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal, except for the occasional times where he recalls Conker of ''Conker's Bad Fur Day''.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Autism]]<br /> *[[Obesity]]<br /> <br /> ==Sauce==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Health problems}}<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=That_Goatee_WILL_Grow_Back&diff=82935 2010-04-16T13:30:22Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>'''That Goatee WILL Grow Back''' (officially '''Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back''') is a video from 31 [[July 2009]], in which [[Chris]] tries to go back to his old self to address concerns that he's an impostor based on the fact he doesn't wear his medallion, striped shirts, and having a goatee.<br /> <br /> In it, Chris [[fail]]s at shaving while Lift Up Your Eyes by [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] plays in the background for emotional effect. Because, you know, it's definitely not creepy to violently shave yourself to Christian pop-rock.<br /> <br /> If Chris was smart and taught how to shave properly, he would have used shaving [[semen|cream]] (or at least some olive oil), soap, a mirror (which he got rid of to deter [[homos]]exual urges){{cite}}, and water, but because he's Chris he will have to put up with razor burn for the next two weeks.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|VdZXqEwaXkc}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 31 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:classicshirt.png]] The Classic<br /> | previous = [[CWC Update 29 July 2009| CWC Update 29 July 2009]]<br /> | next = [[SingStar Challenge|SingStar Challenge Announcement]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> [''CWC removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as &quot;Lift Up Your Eyes&quot; by the Christian church music group &quot;Planetshakers&quot; plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phrase &quot;THE TIME OF MY LIFE&quot;, which he shows to the camera and then discards. Using a safety razor (but no cream), he begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with alarming force. The head comes loose from the handle and falls to the ground. He picks it back up, reattaches it and resumes. After a few more strokes, he does this again. After further scraping, he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. The head falls off yet again and he reattaches it and continues. After more shaving, he stops to check for unshaven areas; he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends''.]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_GAMe_PLACe&diff=82654 2010-04-15T04:06:11Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Chris the TCG gamer */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:The-Game-Place.jpg|thumb|right|The GAMe PLACe]]<br /> [[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|right|Another angle, revealing The GAMe PLACe to be adjacent to a Staples store]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris would rarely ever shake anyones hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer.|[[Mimms]]}}<br /> <br /> '''The GAMe PLACe''' is a comic-book, game, card, toy, and hobby shop in [[Charlottesville]]. For several years, up until the summer of [[2008]], Chris hung out there on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the ''[[Pokémon]]'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' [[card games]]. The shop hosted the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_Organized_Play#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG_Leagues|Pokémon TCG League]] where Chris served as a self-proclaimed volunteer gym leader (though he was not endorsed in any way, and was largely simply tolerated by the store).<br /> <br /> After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational douche, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the managers, [[Michael Snyder]], on 28 [[August 2008]].<br /> <br /> ==People of note==<br /> Chris originally met [[Megan Schroeder]] at the Game Place in [[2005]], where they bonded over their shared interest in Yu-Gi-Oh! Megan continued to hang out at the shop even after her friendship with Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|collapsed]] in the spring of [[2008]], although their relationship by that point was strained to say the least. Once she broke off all contact with Chris, she did her best to ignore him entirely when they were at the store at the same time.<br /> <br /> The other two best-known patrons of the shop, aside from Chris himself, are [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]. The two friends are the primary source of most of what is known about Chris's behavior at the Game Place (and most of the information in this article), which they revealed during a detailed [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A|Q&amp;A session]] on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC forums]]. They're also famous for having taken and uploaded the first photograph of Chris to reach the internet, which Mimms snapped and Lucas uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] in the fall of [[2007]].<br /> <br /> [[Michael Snyder]], one of the store's managers (he isn't the owner, though he's sometimes mistakenly described as such) would eventually become one of Chris's real-life nemeses when he kicked Chris out of the store in the summer of 2008.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris's ban from the store]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris's attitude at the Game Place==<br /> [[Image:Sonichupunch.jpg|thumb|left|Chris acting his age.]]<br /> [[Image:TonyTyAndBriana.jpg|thumb|Some regulars.]]<br /> In his early days at the Game Place, Chris's behavior seems to have been more &quot;childlike,&quot; for lack of a better word. According to Mimms, who was a regular at the store for the entire time Chris hung out there, Chris avoided using foul language when he first started gaming at the store.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mims and Lucas Q&amp;A: Racism and homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt; He also never failed to show up for Pokemon games in his old [[Chris_and_fashion#Cosplaying_Chris|Ash Ketchum costume]].<br /> <br /> The costume was eventually retired, however (by the time of the 2007 photo, Chris was showing up in his usual colorful clown shirts and sporting the [[Sonichu medallion]]), and Chris's behavior grew more aggressive and vulgar over the years. According to Mimms and Lucas, Chris often became angry at his card-game opponents, even small children. An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_pissed_that_Chris_is_nosing_in_her_business|October 2007 e-mail]] from Megan mentions an incident where Chris was extremely threatening and insulting to a guy who he thought was putting the moves on his gal-pal.<br /> <br /> Mimms recounted a few instances of Chris displaying his dislike and distrust of black people. He was openly suspicious of the young black kids he played Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with, apparently because he thought they were going to make off with his cards.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms &amp; Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial post]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris also nearly managed to earn himself a beating from an older black gamer by the name of TJ:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris yells at him, &quot;I'm going to smack your effing face down!&quot; and TJ stands up like hes going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says &quot;I mean your face down monster...&quot;|Mimms, [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]}}<br /> <br /> Likewise, Chris's homophobia occasionally surfaced while he was hanging out at the shop. A gay regular at the shop by the name of Eric was the target of mockery and threats from Chris (although Mimms noted that, for obvious reasons, Chris wasn't likely to ever do him any great physical harm).&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mims and Lucas Q&amp;A: Racism and homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris also assumed that two of the shop's regulars were gay because they happened to exchange a few jokingly romantic remarks — his literal mind took that as proof that they were a couple.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mims and Lucas Q&amp;A: Racism and homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris the TCG gamer==<br /> {{quote|Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played.|Mimms, summing up Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;}} Though he apparently spent plenty of money buying new cards at the store,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_as_a_customer|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris as a customer]]&lt;/ref&gt; and built them into a sizable collection of themed decks, Chris didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh trading-card games. Even when playing against small children, he rarely won games or advanced in tournaments, although Mimms recounts one occasion where Chris managed to win a match on a day when most of the regular players were absent, and proudly hollered &quot;I'M THE LEVEL-UP KING!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Follow up]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris often declares that he was a gym leader in the store's Pokemon league (an older player who manages tournaments, keeps track of wins and losses, and so forth). It's mentioned on his [[Chris's resume|resume]], for instance, and he talks about it in the [[Father Call]]. However, his memory has apparently inflated his role considerably. &quot;He wasn't actually a gym leader,&quot; says Mimms, but rather a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions. He also wasn't very good at the job, reportedly becoming angry and snapping at the players he was supposed to be taking care of.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Follow up]]&lt;/ref&gt; This earned him his first ban from the store, lasting a month, which according to Lucas began on 4 April 2008.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris's ban from the store]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> To Chris's very slight credit, Mimms says he did resist using his custom Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards in actual games.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial post]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==The Game Place photograph==<br /> [[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|right|Blurry because [[Mimms]] was trying to be covert]]<br /> In the fall of 2007, Chris discovered the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page devoted to him. There, he also discovered a blurry photograph of himself, which had been taken and posted to 4chan by Mimms and Lucas respectively.<br /> <br /> Though he'd already pretty thoroughly blown a gasket over the ED page, Chris went even crazier trying to discover the identity of the photographer. In an e-mail to [[Anna McLerran]] from [[November 2007]], he mentions pestering the staff of the Game Place to go through their anti-theft camera footage to find out who had taken the photo.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_E-mails_2007#November|Chris e-mails: November 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; (Unsurprisingly, they weren't very cooperative.) According to Mimms, Chris complained about the photo and the ED page so loudly and frequently at the store that the management eventually threatened to kick him out if he didn't stop.<br /> <br /> Chris also complained to his mother, who apparently became as angry or more so. At one point, early in November, Chris's parents visited the store and interrogated Mimms as to the origin of the photo. After Mimms admitted that he had snapped the picture (but feigned ignorance as to how it found its way onto the internet), they threatened to take legal action, but never actually did so.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Follow up]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's &quot;investigations&quot; continued off and on for months after he originally found the picture. In an e-mail to Megan (sent in [[March 2008]] and oddly situated in between desperate apologies for the porn he drew of her), he recounts an indirect confrontation with Lucas at the Game Place on 8 March.<br /> <br /> {{quote|So it brought up to mind my first word being &quot;Monkey&quot;, so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, &quot;Well, that's something new you didn't know about &quot;be-4&quot; about this &quot;Chan&quot;. I noticed a look on his face like, &quot;Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information.&quot; He said nothing.|Chris's idea of subtlety, from the [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan e-mails]].}}<br /> <br /> Later, Lucas gave his own interesting take on the story.<br /> <br /> {{quote|The funniest part about that is that I have no recollection of him saying that to me whatsoever. I had no idea I was even a suspect until I saw that email.|Lucas, [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Trolling_Chris_at_the_Game_Place|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris gets the boot==<br /> Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym-leader duties, scaring the small children he played card games with, picking fights with other players, and generally being a racist and homophobic creep, he would truck his video game consoles into the Game Place and take over the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang along to Britney Spears during games, pitched fits inspired by his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]] in public, and so on.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The trigger for his permanent ban in [[August 2008]] was a shouting match with a young black kid. That particular incident was merely the straw that broke the camel's back, though — &quot;Mike was looking for any reason to ban him at this point,&quot; says Mimms.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial post]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Predictably, Chris did his best to resist getting kicked out of the store. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the police. Despite a fierce response from [[Barbara Chandler]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication is that Chris will never be allowed back into the store.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial post]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Unbanning attempts==<br /> [[Image:409-CWCWeekP3.jpg|thumb|Chris stares down his youthful opponent.]]<br /> [[Image:Episode200Comment.PNG|thumb|Chris recounts flipping Michael Snyder the bird.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has repeatedly attempted to overcome his ban and gain readmission to the store. As mentioned in [[Chris_E-mails_2008#July|a July 2008 e-mail]], Chris sent a letter to Michael Snyder shortly after his initial one-month ban. In March 2009 he attempted to apologise in the best way he knew how: [[Apology to Game &amp; Hobby Place|posting a video to YouTube on the off-chance the individual addressed would see it]]. This was [[Chris and remorse|not the most sincere apology in the world]], since Chris made it clear in a [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC|later video]] that he doesn't really understand why he was thrown out in the first place.<br /> <br /> Almost 2 years after his initial ban from The GAMe PLACe, on 12 April 2010, Chris visited the store again to talk to Michael Snyder in an attempt to have the ban removed. However, the visit did not turn out in Chris's favor, as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|the audio from the incident]] shows. Michael refused to revoke the ban and Chris left the store in a huff. [[Chris and the law|The police were called]] about the incident, according to Mimms, but Chris was already long gone by the time they arrived. According to Chris, he flipped Michael off before shouting &quot;JEW!&quot; at him on his way out the store. &lt;ref&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw&lt;/ref&gt; Whether their involvement will continue remains to be seen.<br /> <br /> Later that day, Chris uploaded the audio of the incident to [[YouTube]], the description of which solicits harassment and &quot;trolling&quot; of Michael and his fellow employees. However, it was removed from the site in a matter of hours due to a &quot;Terms of Use Violation&quot;. Considering [[Chris and race|Chris' anti-Semitic remark]] directed at Michael, his invitation for others to harass him, and the possible illegal nature of the recording, it's easy to see why it was pulled.<br /> <br /> With Chris's continued failure to overturn the ban, it is clear that his chances of winning entry to The GAMe PLACe are almost as remote as the chances of his [[duck]] entering [[China]].<br /> <br /> Chris has never fully understood why he was kicked out of the store. According to Mimms, Chris didn't see what was wrong with his behavior at the time,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris's ban from the store]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he evidently hasn't reflected on the subject much in the intervening years. During the April 2010 visit to the store, the only possible grounds for his ban he could remember was something he called the &quot;Wii incident,&quot; presumably an occasion when he took over the store TV with his game console. Later, when he posted an ad on CWCipedia complaining about Snyder's refusal to lift the ban, Chris appeared to believe that the store manager refused to let him in because he hated him personally and [[Kick the Autistic|people with autism in general]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Additional items==<br /> <br /> *At some point in The Game Place Pokémon League history, Chris loudly objected to being paired up with &quot;novices&quot;. These are ten-year-olds who still managed to beat him frequently.{{cite}}<br /> *There have been emails sent by the person who manages TGP events, probably finally looking for reasons to ditch CWC's high-maintenance [[autism|HFA-ass]].{{cite}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.thegameplace.com/ Official Website]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Places}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Attraction Locations]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_GAMe_PLACe&diff=82652 2010-04-15T04:01:40Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* Chris the TCG gamer */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:The-Game-Place.jpg|thumb|right|The GAMe PLACe]]<br /> [[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|right|Another angle, revealing The GAMe PLACe to be adjacent to a Staples store]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris would rarely ever shake anyones hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer.|[[Mimms]]}}<br /> <br /> '''The GAMe PLACe''' is a comic-book, game, card, toy, and hobby shop in [[Charlottesville]]. For several years, up until the summer of [[2008]], Chris hung out there on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the ''[[Pokémon]]'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' [[card games]]. The shop hosted the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_Organized_Play#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG_Leagues|Pokémon TCG League]] where Chris served as a self-proclaimed volunteer gym leader (though he was not endorsed in any way, and was largely simply tolerated by the store).<br /> <br /> After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational douche, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the managers, [[Michael Snyder]], on 28 [[August 2008]].<br /> <br /> ==People of note==<br /> Chris originally met [[Megan Schroeder]] at the Game Place in [[2005]], where they bonded over their shared interest in Yu-Gi-Oh! Megan continued to hang out at the shop even after her friendship with Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|collapsed]] in the spring of [[2008]], although their relationship by that point was strained to say the least. Once she broke off all contact with Chris, she did her best to ignore him entirely when they were at the store at the same time.<br /> <br /> The other two best-known patrons of the shop, aside from Chris himself, are [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]. The two friends are the primary source of most of what is known about Chris's behavior at the Game Place (and most of the information in this article), which they revealed during a detailed [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A|Q&amp;A session]] on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC forums]]. They're also famous for having taken and uploaded the first photograph of Chris to reach the internet, which Mimms snapped and Lucas uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] in the fall of [[2007]].<br /> <br /> [[Michael Snyder]], one of the store's managers (he isn't the owner, though he's sometimes mistakenly described as such) would eventually become one of Chris's real-life nemeses when he kicked Chris out of the store in the summer of 2008.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris's ban from the store]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris's attitude at the Game Place==<br /> [[Image:Sonichupunch.jpg|thumb|left|Chris acting his age.]]<br /> [[Image:TonyTyAndBriana.jpg|thumb|Some regulars.]]<br /> In his early days at the Game Place, Chris's behavior seems to have been more &quot;childlike,&quot; for lack of a better word. According to Mimms, who was a regular at the store for the entire time Chris hung out there, Chris avoided using foul language when he first started gaming at the store.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mims and Lucas Q&amp;A: Racism and homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt; He also never failed to show up for Pokemon games in his old [[Chris_and_fashion#Cosplaying_Chris|Ash Ketchum costume]].<br /> <br /> The costume was eventually retired, however (by the time of the 2007 photo, Chris was showing up in his usual colorful clown shirts and sporting the [[Sonichu medallion]]), and Chris's behavior grew more aggressive and vulgar over the years. According to Mimms and Lucas, Chris often became angry at his card-game opponents, even small children. An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_pissed_that_Chris_is_nosing_in_her_business|October 2007 e-mail]] from Megan mentions an incident where Chris was extremely threatening and insulting to a guy who he thought was putting the moves on his gal-pal.<br /> <br /> Mimms recounted a few instances of Chris displaying his dislike and distrust of black people. He was openly suspicious of the young black kids he played Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with, apparently because he thought they were going to make off with his cards.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms &amp; Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial post]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris also nearly managed to earn himself a beating from an older black gamer by the name of TJ:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris yells at him, &quot;I'm going to smack your effing face down!&quot; and TJ stands up like hes going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says &quot;I mean your face down monster...&quot;|Mimms, [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]}}<br /> <br /> Likewise, Chris's homophobia occasionally surfaced while he was hanging out at the shop. A gay regular at the shop by the name of Eric was the target of mockery and threats from Chris (although Mimms noted that, for obvious reasons, Chris wasn't likely to ever do him any great physical harm).&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mims and Lucas Q&amp;A: Racism and homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris also assumed that two of the shop's regulars were gay because they happened to exchange a few jokingly romantic remarks — his literal mind took that as proof that they were a couple.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mims and Lucas Q&amp;A: Racism and homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris the TCG gamer==<br /> {{quote|Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played.|[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]}} Though he apparently spent plenty of money buying new cards at the store,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_as_a_customer|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris as a customer]]&lt;/ref&gt; and built them into a sizable collection of themed decks, Chris didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh trading-card games. Even when playing against small children, he rarely won games or advanced in tournaments, although Mimms recounts one occasion where Chris managed to win a match on a day when most of the regular players were absent, and proudly hollered &quot;I'M THE LEVEL-UP KING!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Follow up]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris often declares that he was a gym leader in the store's Pokemon league (an older player who manages tournaments, keeps track of wins and losses, and so forth). It's mentioned on his [[Chris's resume|resume]], for instance, and he talks about it in the [[Father Call]]. However, his memory has apparently inflated his role considerably. &quot;He wasn't actually a gym leader,&quot; says Mimms, but rather a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions. He also wasn't very good at the job, reportedly becoming angry and snapping at the players he was supposed to be taking care of.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Follow up]]&lt;/ref&gt; This earned him his first ban from the store, lasting a month, which according to Lucas began on 4 April 2008.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris's ban from the store]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> To Chris's very slight credit, Mimms says he did resist using his custom Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards in actual games.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial post]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==The Game Place photograph==<br /> [[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|right|Blurry because [[Mimms]] was trying to be covert]]<br /> In the fall of 2007, Chris discovered the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page devoted to him. There, he also discovered a blurry photograph of himself, which had been taken and posted to 4chan by Mimms and Lucas respectively.<br /> <br /> Though he'd already pretty thoroughly blown a gasket over the ED page, Chris went even crazier trying to discover the identity of the photographer. In an e-mail to [[Anna McLerran]] from [[November 2007]], he mentions pestering the staff of the Game Place to go through their anti-theft camera footage to find out who had taken the photo.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_E-mails_2007#November|Chris e-mails: November 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; (Unsurprisingly, they weren't very cooperative.) According to Mimms, Chris complained about the photo and the ED page so loudly and frequently at the store that the management eventually threatened to kick him out if he didn't stop.<br /> <br /> Chris also complained to his mother, who apparently became as angry or more so. At one point, early in November, Chris's parents visited the store and interrogated Mimms as to the origin of the photo. After Mimms admitted that he had snapped the picture (but feigned ignorance as to how it found its way onto the internet), they threatened to take legal action, but never actually did so.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Follow up]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's &quot;investigations&quot; continued off and on for months after he originally found the picture. In an e-mail to Megan (sent in [[March 2008]] and oddly situated in between desperate apologies for the porn he drew of her), he recounts an indirect confrontation with Lucas at the Game Place on 8 March.<br /> <br /> {{quote|So it brought up to mind my first word being &quot;Monkey&quot;, so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, &quot;Well, that's something new you didn't know about &quot;be-4&quot; about this &quot;Chan&quot;. I noticed a look on his face like, &quot;Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information.&quot; He said nothing.|Chris's idea of subtlety, from the [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan e-mails]].}}<br /> <br /> Later, Lucas gave his own interesting take on the story.<br /> <br /> {{quote|The funniest part about that is that I have no recollection of him saying that to me whatsoever. I had no idea I was even a suspect until I saw that email.|Lucas, [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Trolling_Chris_at_the_Game_Place|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris gets the boot==<br /> Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym-leader duties, scaring the small children he played card games with, picking fights with other players, and generally being a racist and homophobic creep, he would truck his video game consoles into the Game Place and take over the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang along to Britney Spears during games, pitched fits inspired by his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]] in public, and so on.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The trigger for his permanent ban in [[August 2008]] was a shouting match with a young black kid. That particular incident was merely the straw that broke the camel's back, though — &quot;Mike was looking for any reason to ban him at this point,&quot; says Mimms.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial post]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Predictably, Chris did his best to resist getting kicked out of the store. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the police. Despite a fierce response from [[Barbara Chandler]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication is that Chris will never be allowed back into the store.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial post]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Unbanning attempts==<br /> [[Image:409-CWCWeekP3.jpg|thumb|Chris stares down his youthful opponent.]]<br /> [[Image:Episode200Comment.PNG|thumb|Chris recounts flipping Michael Snyder the bird.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has repeatedly attempted to overcome his ban and gain readmission to the store. As mentioned in [[Chris_E-mails_2008#July|a July 2008 e-mail]], Chris sent a letter to Michael Snyder shortly after his initial one-month ban. In March 2009 he attempted to apologise in the best way he knew how: [[Apology to Game &amp; Hobby Place|posting a video to YouTube on the off-chance the individual addressed would see it]]. This was [[Chris and remorse|not the most sincere apology in the world]], since Chris made it clear in a [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC|later video]] that he doesn't really understand why he was thrown out in the first place.<br /> <br /> Almost 2 years after his initial ban from The GAMe PLACe, on 12 April 2010, Chris visited the store again to talk to Michael Snyder in an attempt to have the ban removed. However, the visit did not turn out in Chris's favor, as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|the audio from the incident]] shows. Michael refused to revoke the ban and Chris left the store in a huff. [[Chris and the law|The police were called]] about the incident, according to Mimms, but Chris was already long gone by the time they arrived. According to Chris, he flipped Michael off before shouting &quot;JEW!&quot; at him on his way out the store. &lt;ref&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw&lt;/ref&gt; Whether their involvement will continue remains to be seen.<br /> <br /> Later that day, Chris uploaded the audio of the incident to [[YouTube]], the description of which solicits harassment and &quot;trolling&quot; of Michael and his fellow employees. However, it was removed from the site in a matter of hours due to a &quot;Terms of Use Violation&quot;. Considering [[Chris and race|Chris' anti-Semitic remark]] directed at Michael, his invitation for others to harass him, and the possible illegal nature of the recording, it's easy to see why it was pulled.<br /> <br /> With Chris's continued failure to overturn the ban, it is clear that his chances of winning entry to The GAMe PLACe are almost as remote as the chances of his [[duck]] entering [[China]].<br /> <br /> Chris has never fully understood why he was kicked out of the store. According to Mimms, Chris didn't see what was wrong with his behavior at the time,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris's ban from the store]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he evidently hasn't reflected on the subject much in the intervening years. During the April 2010 visit to the store, the only possible grounds for his ban he could remember was something he called the &quot;Wii incident,&quot; presumably an occasion when he took over the store TV with his game console. Later, when he posted an ad on CWCipedia complaining about Snyder's refusal to lift the ban, Chris appeared to believe that the store manager refused to let him in because he hated him personally and [[Kick the Autistic|people with autism in general]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Additional items==<br /> <br /> *At some point in The Game Place Pokémon League history, Chris loudly objected to being paired up with &quot;novices&quot;. These are ten-year-olds who still managed to beat him frequently.{{cite}}<br /> *There have been emails sent by the person who manages TGP events, probably finally looking for reasons to ditch CWC's high-maintenance [[autism|HFA-ass]].{{cite}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.thegameplace.com/ Official Website]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Places}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Attraction Locations]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean&diff=82096 2010-04-13T04:01:40Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title '''\04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only)''') is an audio recording released by Chris chronicling an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting [[Michael Snyder|Michael Snyder]], the manager who permanently ejected him from the store in the summer of 2008. Chris recorded their conversation by hiding a video camera in his pocket. As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by his attempts to get back in. <br /> <br /> For some reason, Chris says he got banned a year ago... ''in 2008''. Once again, Chris can't tell time. He also, it seems, can't remember why he was kicked out of the store in the first place. He mentions a &quot;Wii incident,&quot; an occasion where he angered the management with his regular habit of taking over the store's television with his video game consoles, but otherwise he appears to be genuinely confused as to why Snyder won't let him back in.<br /> <br /> In the video's description, copied below, Chris invites his fans to harass Snyder and other store employees. Roughly a month after turning on his fan following and describing them as &quot;greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people&quot; in his March 10 [[CWC Blog|blog entry]], he's back to believing that he has a personal army.<br /> <br /> Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris adds to his streak of [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racist videos]] by shouting &quot;JEW!&quot; at Michael as he leaves the store, [[South Park|like a certain fat kid]].<br /> <br /> The conversation took place on 12 April 2010. Chris uploaded it to YouTube later the same day. Shortly after it was posted, the recording was removed from YouTube due to a terms of use violation, possibly thanks to Chris's anti-Semitic attitude, possibly because the recording itself was illegal.<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|This happened on my recent visit to the Game &amp; Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.<br /> <br /> I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|pester/Troll]] the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, &quot;[[Chris and race|Do Not Discriminate]] Against People like Christian Weston Chandler.&quot;<br /> <br /> 243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040}}<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|u_p6bShW97Y}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 12 April 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter =<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason, {{Rage}} Rage<br /> | Saga = <br /> | Shirt = Unknown<br /> | previous = [[F_Abstinance]]<br /> | next = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Current]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> [''Chris is speaking into a recorder as he walks along. From the sound of it, he's outdoors.'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; This is Christian Weston Chandler, Captain's Log. Stardate... 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I am about to go into the Game and Comic Hobby Place — also sell toys there — to try, to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June of 2008.<br /> <br /> [''Heavy [[sigh]] from Chris.'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The dude who banned me was, his name is Michael Snyder, possibly a [[Chris and race#Jews|Jew]] considering his last name. [[Lie|Nothing bad against the Jews, but I'm just throwin' it out there.]] Alright, so, here I go. [''sigh'']<br /> <br /> [''Sound of Chris opening and walking through the door into the store. &quot;Every Morning&quot; by Sugar Ray faintly plays in the background, while we get a good view of the inside of Chris's pocket.'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, I'm here to see Michael.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; '''Employee:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, he's in the room back here.<br /> <br /> [''We come upon Michael, who is fixing an RC car. His remarks are occasionally interrupted by whoever he is helping.'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I mean, you're, you, you'll just see that by running it. I mean, it was running okay the other day. But just, you know, adjust it one way or the other depending on temperature and everything else. But, you know, it just, it's not usually much. By changing fuel, it doesn't usually change... tuning that much. Mmkay... Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it'll be fine. Right, yeah, it'll be fine. [pause] Okay... Okay... Who made it? <br /> <br /> [''The recorder seems to move away from the conversation, and a long silence follows. Various store noises occur in the background, including the bell from someone opening the front door.'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Alright. Sounds good. Mm-hm. Bye.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost two years since, uh, what happened, uh, June- June of 2008. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Come on. I mean, it has been almost two years, and it's just been on my mind for so long, just be...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''sigh''] But, can't we just forgive and forget?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; C'mon, to have this...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...weight on my back...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I have really...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...missed coming here.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. No. You need to leave now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm, I'm a better person...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; You need to leave now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''heavy sigh''] C'mon, what? Come on, dude...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; No! You need to leave now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; How can you be so heartless? I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; You need to leave now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, because aside from the Wii incident, I just would like to know what. Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave.<br /> <br /> [''His tone becomes sharp and angry.'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Michael:'''&lt;/font&gt; He probably will.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [[Chris and hypocrisy|JEW!]]<br /> <br /> [''Chris goes out the door, tape runs out.'']<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[F Abstinance]]|nextlink=[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Current]]|}}<br /> <br /> {{Videos}}<br /> {{Captain's Log}}<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> <br /> ==MP3 Download==<br /> <br /> * http://www.mediafire.com/?gmqwe4kmgzm<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> [[Apology to Game &amp; Hobby Place]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dating_profiles&diff=81861 2010-04-12T22:41:59Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* OKCupid */</p> <hr /> <div>Chris has created a number of profiles for dating websites over the years. Like everything else Chris does, these endeavors are usually made of pure fail.<br /> <br /> ==Match.com==<br /> {{main|Match.com}}<br /> <br /> Chris's Match.com profile is his oldest online personal ad, dating back to when he still attended [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], hung out at [[The Game Place]], and wasn't quite so corpulent and maladjusted as he would eventually become. It appears to have been just as ineffective as all of the others, though.<br /> <br /> ==OKCupid==<br /> [[File:OkCupidProfile.jpg|thumb|Screencap of Chris's OKCupid profile]]<br /> <br /> OKCupid is one of the more popular dating websites, and matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OKCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. The ability to stalk thousands of internet girls without paying a dime must have been a very attractive prospect for Chris.<br /> <br /> Chris created his OKCupid profile in late [[February 2009]]. He gave up on it very quickly — his final login was in early [[March 2009|March]], and he never answered any of the questions or quizzes that the site uses to build a personality profile of each user. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers of true and honest love. In the usual Chris style, the profile is woefully incomplete, featuring only a very brief personal summary, and a looking-for box in which he checked every available option, including &quot;casual sex.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Profile Text===<br /> <br /> I am Autistic, Fun, and Creative.<br /> <br /> '''My Self-Summary'''<br /> <br /> I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.<br /> <br /> I graduated from [[Manchester High School|high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I am doing very well at [[PVCC]]. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but [[List of Chris's lies|I am totally different.]] When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, [[Women's Rights|respect]], [[Chris and Death|empathy]], and [[Chris and anger|love]]. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.<br /> <br /> I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing [[Chris and Hypocrisy|done to me]], and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.<br /> Who I'd like to meet:<br /> Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the [[Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville]] (both in the state of [[Virginia]]) areas, [[Tobacky|smoke]]-free, non-[[alcohol|alcholoic]], [[Racism|white]] and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|does not already have a Boyfriend]].<br /> <br /> '''Looking for:''' [[Gal-pal|New friends]], Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, [[PandaHalo|Long-distance penpals]], [[Hanky panky|Casual sex]]<br /> <br /> ''Note: OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, race, etc. Chris left all of these blank.''<br /> <br /> ==Book of Matches==<br /> [[File:BookOfMatchProfile.jpg|thumb|Screenshot of Chris's BoM page.]]<br /> <br /> It's unclear when Chris made this profile, but given his stated age, it probably was made around late 2008 or early 2009, around the same time as his first Hook Cafe ad. While the staples of half-assery are still present, it's clear Chris spent more time on this page then he did on his OKCupid profile. Many of the statements here are just repetitions of the Chris-chan facts we all know and love, though: his fantasy of a daughter named Crystal, McDonald's as a first date, and so on. [[Honest Content|True and Honest]], perhaps, but hardly a way to impress babes. Chris also seems to believe that citing Mary Poppins as the greatest movie ever will somehow have a positive effect on the ladies.<br /> <br /> ===Profile Text=== <br /> '''If you like me, find me In Person, and let me know.'''<br /> <br /> *Charlottesville, Virginia<br /> *Response Rate: 0%<br /> *Above average<br /> *[[Ego|Sensually hot]]<br /> *Pisces <br /> *Caucasian<br /> *M<br /> *26 years of age<br /> *5'9 - 5'10<br /> *Single<br /> *Artsy Gamer<br /> *Here For Long Term Relationship<br /> <br /> '''Things that have bothered me:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;When they are false friends; when they would just dump me after one mistake, or something as dumb.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''I am looking for:''' <br /> &lt;br&gt;In a nutshell, 18-years to my current age, Caring, Smoke-Free, Non-Alcholic, white and Boyfriend-Free.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''Cool Movies:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;Of all time, Mary Poppins.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''My Favorite Groups are:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;All kinds; classic, jazz, country, pop, rock, etc.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''I am looking for a personality like:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;I'm not certain, but as long as the woman likes me for me, and will stay by and care about me, all things considered, I'll feel better. I feel that I am a good listener, and I can make her laugh and/or feel good (but then again, it depends on her point of view).<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''Willingness to meet others from boM:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;I am willing to meet WOMEN from this service, as long as they live within the Ruckersville or Charlottesville, VA area, and if they currently do not have (or preferably never had) a Boyfriend.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''Are you ready to start from scratch?''' <br /> &lt;br&gt;I WANT to start a relationship [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the Ground-Up]]. I may have a few things already put behind me, but I will make it a point to keep [[Homos|those]] [[Racism|issues]] out of the way of current or future issues. I am to be continued.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''My typical day:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;Personally, I have never been on a date before in my life. But for my first date, I'd keep it simple with a beverage (or shared meal) at &lt;br&gt;[[McDonalds]], or similar resteraunt.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''My Wish List Includes:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;I dream of getting married, and having a daughter named [[Crystal]].<br /> <br /> ==The Hook Cafe==<br /> {{main|The Hook Cafe}}<br /> <br /> Chris has put up at least two personal ads on the website of his local alternative weekly paper. One, dating to around the beginning of [[2009]], was hacked before its contents could be preserved for posterity. The second, however, found in [[April 2010]], was successfully mirrored by the CWCki. A few days after it was initially discovered, the ad mysteriously disappeared (and was completely deleted from the site, unlike Chris's first ad, which he simply hid from public view after regaining access to it).<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/SONICHU.htm Chris's Book of Matches profile]<br /> *[http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=1000005&amp;TP=U&amp;Handle=SonichuCWC&amp;uid=p6pWeNyd69Zt4vDF/badgQ== Chris's Match.com profile]<br /> *[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's OKCupid profile]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dating_profiles&diff=81857 2010-04-12T22:35:05Z

<p>Aldrasio: /* OKCupid */</p> <hr /> <div>Chris has created a number of profiles for dating websites over the years. Like everything else Chris does, these endeavors are usually made of pure fail.<br /> <br /> ==Match.com==<br /> {{main|Match.com}}<br /> <br /> Chris's Match.com profile is his oldest online personal ad, dating back to when he still attended [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], hung out at [[The Game Place]], and wasn't quite so corpulent and maladjusted as he would eventually become. It appears to have been just as ineffective as all of the others, though.<br /> <br /> ==OKCupid==<br /> [[File:OkCupidProfile.jpg|thumb|Screencap of Chris's OKCupid profile]]<br /> <br /> OKCupid is one of the more popular dating websites, and matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OKCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. The ability to stalk thousands of internet girls without paying a dime must have been a very attractive prospect for Chris.<br /> <br /> Chris created his OKCupid profile in late [[February 2009]]. He gave up on it very quickly — his final login was in early [[March 2009|March]], and he never answered any of the questions or quizzes that the site uses to build a personality profile of each user. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers of true and honest love. In the usual Chris style, the profile is woefully incomplete, featuring only a very brief personal summary, and a looking-for box in which he checked every available option, including &quot;casual sex.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Profile Text===<br /> <br /> I am Autistic, Fun, and Creative.<br /> <br /> '''My Self-Summary'''<br /> <br /> I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.<br /> <br /> I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but [[List of Chris's Lies|I am totally different.]] When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, [[Women's Rights|respect]], [[Chris and Death|empathy]], and [[Chris and anger|love]]. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.<br /> <br /> I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing [[Chris and Hypocrisy|done to me]], and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.<br /> Who I'd like to meet:<br /> Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, [[Tobacky|smoke]]-free, non-[[alcohol|alcholoic]], [[Racism|white]] and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|does not already have a Boyfriend]].<br /> <br /> '''Looking for:''' New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex<br /> <br /> ''Note: OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, race, etc. Chris left all of these blank.''<br /> <br /> ==Book of Matches==<br /> [[File:BookOfMatchProfile.jpg|thumb|Screenshot of Chris's BoM page.]]<br /> <br /> It's unclear when Chris made this profile, but given his stated age, it probably was made around late 2008 or early 2009, around the same time as his first Hook Cafe ad. While the staples of half-assery are still present, it's clear Chris spent more time on this page then he did on his OKCupid profile. Many of the statements here are just repetitions of the Chris-chan facts we all know and love, though: his fantasy of a daughter named Crystal, McDonald's as a first date, and so on. [[Honest Content|True and Honest]], perhaps, but hardly a way to impress babes. Chris also seems to believe that citing Mary Poppins as the greatest movie ever will somehow have a positive effect on the ladies.<br /> <br /> ===Profile Text=== <br /> '''If you like me, find me In Person, and let me know.'''<br /> <br /> *Charlottesville, Virginia<br /> *Response Rate: 0%<br /> *Above average<br /> *[[Ego|Sensually hot]]<br /> *Pisces <br /> *Caucasian<br /> *M<br /> *26 years of age<br /> *5'9 - 5'10<br /> *Single<br /> *Artsy Gamer<br /> *Here For Long Term Relationship<br /> <br /> '''Things that have bothered me:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;When they are false friends; when they would just dump me after one mistake, or something as dumb.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''I am looking for:''' <br /> &lt;br&gt;In a nutshell, 18-years to my current age, Caring, Smoke-Free, Non-Alcholic, white and Boyfriend-Free.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''Cool Movies:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;Of all time, Mary Poppins.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''My Favorite Groups are:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;All kinds; classic, jazz, country, pop, rock, etc.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''I am looking for a personality like:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;I'm not certain, but as long as the woman likes me for me, and will stay by and care about me, all things considered, I'll feel better. I feel that I am a good listener, and I can make her laugh and/or feel good (but then again, it depends on her point of view).<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''Willingness to meet others from boM:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;I am willing to meet WOMEN from this service, as long as they live within the Ruckersville or Charlottesville, VA area, and if they currently do not have (or preferably never had) a Boyfriend.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''Are you ready to start from scratch?''' <br /> &lt;br&gt;I WANT to start a relationship [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the Ground-Up]]. I may have a few things already put behind me, but I will make it a point to keep [[Homos|those]] [[Racism|issues]] out of the way of current or future issues. I am to be continued.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''My typical day:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;Personally, I have never been on a date before in my life. But for my first date, I'd keep it simple with a beverage (or shared meal) at &lt;br&gt;[[McDonalds]], or similar resteraunt.<br /> &lt;br&gt;'''My Wish List Includes:'''<br /> &lt;br&gt;I dream of getting married, and having a daughter named [[Crystal]].<br /> <br /> ==The Hook Cafe==<br /> {{main|The Hook Cafe}}<br /> <br /> Chris has put up at least two personal ads on the website of his local alternative weekly paper. One, dating to around the beginning of [[2009]], was hacked before its contents could be preserved for posterity. The second, however, found in [[April 2010]], was successfully mirrored by the CWCki. A few days after it was initially discovered, the ad mysteriously disappeared (and was completely deleted from the site, unlike Chris's first ad, which he simply hid from public view after regaining access to it).<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/SONICHU.htm Chris's Book of Matches profile]<br /> *[http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=1000005&amp;TP=U&amp;Handle=SonichuCWC&amp;uid=p6pWeNyd69Zt4vDF/badgQ== Chris's Match.com profile]<br /> *[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's OKCupid profile]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_the_law&diff=80089 2010-04-04T17:05:28Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|right|Chris aways keeps an eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal [[Sonichu]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] has had several run-ins with '''the law'''.<br /> <br /> ==Law troubles==<br /> On 20 [[July 2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing&lt;ref name=&quot;Criminal Searches&quot;&gt;[http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&amp;vw=criminal&amp;1=Wpem9DAEtHH%2fFwSXuzfStJ2LvpHgv1YXUU3kPiyr3%2fQ%3d&amp;input=name CriminalSearches.com], which has the Virginia Administrative Office of the Courts as their source&lt;/ref&gt; for stalking women at the mall and being a total tard, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. After two hearings,&lt;ref name=&quot;Criminal Searches&quot; /&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[MySpace#Lindsay]]&lt;/ref&gt; he was not punished. Five days later, Chris followed a car too closely. This went to court on 12 September.&lt;ref name=&quot;Criminal Searches&quot; /&gt; He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in costs.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==<br /> [[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]<br /> As he believes the police in real life are corrupt and sees them in the same light as he sees the [[jerkop]]s in his comic, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], [[Tobacky|smoking]] and [[troll|internet harassment]] involve physical violence including a &quot;Kick in the Teeth&quot; which Chris portrays as a punch in [[Chris Chan Q&amp;A 27 October 2008|the only one]] of his supposed series of Q&amp;A videos. <br /> <br /> On new years eve, 2009, Chris presented a nice babble about a law he wants made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using adspace he paid for.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already Snail-Mailed President [[Barack Obama]] on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris, [[Chris and his Ego|Thinking he's important]]}}<br /> <br /> Yes, you heard it right. Chris wants to ask [[niggos|the President of the United States]] to make [[Chris and Reality|advertisements he doesn't want illegal.]] From a practical standpoint, CWCipedia is the only wiki that has a &quot;Main Captain&quot;. This &quot;Main Captain&quot; does literally nothing to run or maintain the site at all. Furthermore, if someone paid for adspace, the host that received the money must allow the purchasing party to use said adspace for the allotted time, no matter what they advertise, or the host faces legal penalties. And last but not least, the President has better things to do than slap laws on Wikis.<br /> <br /> This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|Years ago]], She interrupted Chris in what looked like [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting for sex]]. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Hilarity ensued]] and Chris received some well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his antics]]. Fast-forward in [[2009]] when Chris, [[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]], decides to make peace. He went to her home and left her a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|&quot;Framed Hand-Drawn Apology&quot;]] on her doorsteps. Knowing Chris's attitude, she filled a trespassing notice. In pure stalker logic, Chris said that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, [[Mailbag 26#Mary Lee Walsh trolls IRL|he's not legally liable]].<br /> <br /> [[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!|Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for men to ever show their bare chest (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, no matter what shape he's in). He also wants to force all women in any kind of relationship to wear rings, thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.<br /> <br /> TL;DR: Chris ignores the law when it's inconvenient, yet expects it to save the day when the [[Autism]] card doesn't work.<br /> <br /> ==Repealed!==<br /> In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video Chris announces that the [[CWCville]] prohibition has been repealed, and the first bar is opening up soon.<br /> <br /> ==Understanding==<br /> [[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Chris implying guns are the answer.]]<br /> Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best. He regularly threatens trolls with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll threatening violence against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as threatening to murder [[Vivian]] and her entire family because of the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-[[George W. Bush|President Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even attempted (poorly) to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page.&lt;ref&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997405266&lt;/ref&gt; Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in [[Mailbag 55]] should be enforced '''in real life.'''<br /> <br /> Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, at least when their enforcement inconveniences him. During his time at [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] he didn't see anything wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]]. Chris feels that his [[Virgin with Rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions at times, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM Chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally shouting &quot;[[Excel Saga|NOOOOOOO!]]&quot; loudly in the middle of a crowded mall during the events of [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in &quot;The Rise &amp; Fall of My Heart&quot;|Sub-episode 2]].<br /> <br /> Self-contradictory to a fault, though, Chris is happy to meticulously follow some laws while ignoring others at the same time. In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the exact speed limit...while on his way to confront [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and commit assault with a deadly weapon upon him. Any intelligent and decent person could tell you which of these laws is more important, but Chris is neither intelligent nor decent.<br /> <br /> In addition, Chris has very little respect for [[Jerkops|those who enforce the law]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off. |Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}<br /> <br /> The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, lie to, and ''attempt to hit, with his car,'' people who are simply doing their jobs (although the tale may be exaggerated, it is nonetheless pretty damn awful). And, of course, as any rational person (i.e., anyone who's not Chris) would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause or effect.<br /> <br /> ==In the Comics==<br /> Chris's understanding of the law in his comics goes so far as to been seen as a mixture of childish tendencies and, some might say, dictatorial tendencies. In CWCville, Chris has banned a number of things in his city, as smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to 10 years in jail or a much more lenient $1500 USD fine.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;A 27 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt; Even stranger is the the fact that the city tends to lack other races or even other sub-cultures, beyond Chris, the Sonichus and Rosechus, a handful of (white) males and females, and the few Transformers in his town, lead many to think that Chris has banned them as well. The Rosechus tend to fight for [[women's rights]], that is to say, the ability to strip naked whenever and wherever they want to. While it's pretty much fine and dandy in CWCville, they were most likely attempting to do this for across the US, which is pretty stupid to begin with.<br /> <br /> As Mayor, Chris has been seen as a do-nothing Mayor, preferring to have [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the work (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated &quot;Date Education&quot; classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to &quot;stay straight&quot;. Any sort of police force has yet to be actually seen, giving the impression that only Chris and his Pokemon abominations are the only thing standing in between peace and eternal virgins with rage. However, [[Sonichu 9]] seems to reveal that there is three sets of &quot;other&quot; protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force, as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law? |[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}<br /> <br /> It gets even scarier. In a conversation that [[Jack thaddeus phone call 3|Chris had with Jack Thaddeus]], He reveals that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks he uses as a &quot;Police Force&quot; and all his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon have IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION and are over the law. If we add all this to the fact that there're no free elections in CWCville, this shows us the city in the hands of a dictator running it with a hand of steel and backed with super-powered goons freed to do any atrocity with impunity. Chris also plan to use Magi-Chan to mentally scan the city perimeters for any sexual acts. If the said relation is between homosexuals or between an adult and anyone under the age of 18, the participants would be [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|&quot;tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service&quot;]]. This proves us that, in CWCville, the Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution does not apply in matters of personal sexual choices. This might put him at odds with [[Chris and sex#Pedophilia|his own sexual ideals...]]<br /> <br /> In a strange [[Chris and hypocrisy|set of double standards]], Chris has been shown to injure, kill, or damage people and property ''outside of CWCVille''. [[Sonichu 10]] has shown no less than three grievous acts upon others: the destruction of the 4-cent_garbage building, the death of over 100 trolls in said destruction, breaking and entering [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]'s house, and destroying internet files and property. Even worse, those who have wronged Chris are NOT given the chance to defend themselves, given a high-off-his-ass lawyer to Alec, Mao, Sean and Evan in their trial over the death of Simonla. When they're found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged''!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Parody]]<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>

Aldrasio https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=29_September_2009&diff=79577 2010-04-02T05:51:23Z

<p>Aldrasio: </p> <hr /> <div>&quot;'''29 September 2009'''&quot; (officially &quot;'''09292009'''&quot;) focuses on [[Chris]]'s claims of a &quot;Director's Cut&quot; version of the [[DVD]]. He also claims [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Clyde Cash]] to be one and the same, and reiterates it several times in case the viewers are as dense as he is.<br /> <br /> He's not dressed in one of his [[Chris and fashion|usual shirts]] in this video, and he doesn't seem used to the lack of a collar because he keeps bunching the shirt up to keep the [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]]'s band off of his neck. Given the shirt, the sweating, the messy hair, the wavering voice, and that this took place when Chris was in contact with [[Kacey]], it's possible that Chris had just returned from a jog when he made the video. [[Chris and health|And was about ready to pass out]].<br /> <br /> '''Official description:''' [none]<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 29 September 2009<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|uDdb3Nhf5pA}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 29 September 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = [[Image:website.png]] Website<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:WhiteTshirt.png]] White T-Shirt<br /> | previous = [[25_September_2009| 25 September 2009]]<br /> | next = [[9_October_2009| 9 October 2009]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|Y'all didn't get as much as ya got, ya dang, dirty trolls!}}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> [[Captain's log]], Stardate: [[September 2009|September 29, 2009]].<br /> <br /> [''adjusts glasses''] Let's get a few things straight here. I, uh, would like to, ah, propose and put forward the supposed copyright sealing which I am here to prove that it is false, because, you know, that is only an image; you can type anything in, make it look like whatever in Photoshop. And, also, this Gregg Mays, I know for a fact that this guy is [[Clyde Cash]], or the past character of Clyde Cash, because Clyde Cash used the [''cleans his forehead with the shirt he is wearing''] &quot;GreggMays@gmail.com&quot; email address to pretend to be a Gregg Mays to—of [[Nintendo|some sort of video game company]] or something... but he later admitted that he was Clyde Cash!<br /> <br /> But, anyway, I did my web searches and all that of Clyde Cash and Gregg Mays. Other than the fake pictures and whatnot, there is no record whatsoever of this [''removes his glasses''] Gregg Mays or Clyde Cash. I even, on any of any of the addresses or birth dates that they provided... [''puts glasses back''] that this guy has provided in any form or matter, from communication or hacking or whatever, this—Gregg Mays and Clyde Cas—this guy has been acting as either one of those guys. Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash wer—are and were both fake. They're nonexistent. Just like in the act—just like the TV actors, Clyde Cash and Gregg Mays—they're about as fake and fictional as Elaine Benes from ''Seinfeld'', Chandler from ''Friends'', or Monica from ''Friends'', or Phoebe! Or even Archie Bunker from ''All in the Family'', Fred Sanford on ''Sanford and Son'', and George Jefferson on ''The [[Niggos|Jeffersons]]''. I would like to reiterate that I like those actors and the characters they portray... but I have yet to see this guy [''cleans sweat from his forehead''] actually show his face in real life ever, showing off his photo ID with his name, either being &quot;Gregg Mays&quot; or &quot;Clyde Cash&quot; or whatever—whatever his real name is, the one that his mother gave to him at birth.<br /> <br /> And I even throw in the question about him ever actually going out to Australia and having his forced way with my past [[PandaHalo|Australian gal pal]] who died in the Australian brush fires. I mean, there's—if this guy never existed, he never went to Australia. Even [[Robert Simmons V|Robert Simmons]] claimed to have gone there and witnessed the whole thing, and he was a proven troll! So, therefore, I '''fur'''—I further emphasize the fact that this Gregg Mays is a fake, a fraud, a phony!<br /> <br /> And I even come at—he just hides behind his mother's skirt, [''removes glasses''] would never dare to show his real life face, or show who he actually was. And I actually question his relation to the bee-yotch troll, [[Vivian Gee]]! I question that.<br /> [[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|right|Cover and contents of the ''Directors Cut''.]]<br /> [''leans forward, to grab a [[DVD]] case''] Oh, and another thing—about as fake as every last one of those supposed pieces of merchandise on that quote/unquote Sonichu store. Even a DVD! I have heard rumors about even past vicious content being copied on the [[DVD]], aside from the printed list on the back of the DVD. And you know what? You got less than what you bargained for, the first guy who got a copy of my DVD! Even though all that stuff was real, I have the director's cut: the one and only director's cut. And how it differs from the distributed copies: only the director's cut has the videos from my family's Christmas, [[2004]], age 22, December 25, 2004. And, also, even the first PS—[[Pixelated PS3]] attempts, where I had the [''grabs his PS3 with his left hand''] [[Lego]] PS3—Lego/Pixelblock PS3—and actually had it hooked up a, um, thing—a makeshift Lego PSP to PS2 to USB connector, you know, like, uh, to connect a PS2 controller to a PS3 console. And I hooked up my [[Guitar Hero]], my PS2 [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]] to it, and actually played &quot;Thunderhorse&quot;. While this was shown, I was actually playing on my original PS2.<br /> <br /> That and more photographs, more stuff in the slide show differs from the distributed copies that were [''cleans forehead again''] distributed amongst family and whatever, and what this guy got... is only on the director's cut. Read for yourself! Read it for yourself. Title 11: &quot;The Family Christmas&quot;, and title 13: &quot;The First PS3 Attempts&quot;. Look on the back of the, uh, distributed DVD! You'll see what I'm talking about. And you know what? It don't even have that nice little label on it... or the list of family members and relatives! Or even the horoscope from my 25th birthday, February 24, 2007.<br /> <br /> '''So'''... ya'll didn't get as much as ya got, ya dang, dirty trolls. Ya'll didn't get all the stuff that was originally on the DVD, [''adjusts his shirt's collar, so that the Medallion's chain can't touch him''] 'cause you did not get the director's cut. So, anyway, Sonichu's copyright is still mine. It's still mine, and I have officially registered it! And I reiterate, this Gregg Mays—Clyde Cash—whoever he is, he is a fake! I dare him—I challenge this individual... who plays these characters... to actually come out to [''cleans forehead''] my home address and show and reveal and show hims—and prove himself to me, whoever he is. And I know it's the same guy, 'cause I heard his voice recently over the telephone and recognized it from the past times when I talked to quote/unquote Clyde Cash on the phone. That high pitched, drunk, whiny, nasally... voice of his! That same God damn voice.... I remember it so well.<br /> <br /> Alright, well, anyway, I'll leave you with all that, and I am still drawing the pages for the ''Number 9'' book, and I am working on the ''Number 10'' book, as well. Only from me, Christian Weston Chandler (birth name [[Christopher's name change|&quot;Christopher&quot;]]) of [[Ruckersville]], Viriginia, USA! And, also, I would like to reference the public disclaimer video also on my You—on this, my ori—my offish d—on my official [[YouTube]] account, and everything Sonichu and Rosechu officially is on the [[CWCipedia]], AKA... &quot;The Original CWC's Sonichu Site&quot;, also known as &quot;Sonichu and Rosechu Site&quot;. All other websites (aside from this YouTube and the CWCipedia) are false! Peace out, and have a safe day.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[25 September 2009]]|nextlink=[[9 October 2009]]|}}<br /> {{Captain's Log}}</div>

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