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Talk:Cwcsicle

2011-03-04T11:08:44Z

AliDimayev: /* Time/date changing */

WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Is this recent, or old but just leaked?![[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:06, 2 March 2011 (PST)
* Judging from the amount snow, it was probably more recent than the 2010 blizzard, but not from within the last month. There's no snow in the region right now. Last December and last January are the most likely dates. We had accumulated snowfall several times, especially in January. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:14, 2 March 2011 (PST)
** I went back and checked, unless the leak confirms otherwise, I'd place this sometime shortly after January 26's snow storm. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:22, 2 March 2011 (PST)
::*Uh, this is like a year old, it just got released now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:28, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:::* Damn.[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:34, 2 March 2011 (PST)
Just wanted to say that the word Cwcsicle is the funniest thing I've heard all day[[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:25, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Anybody think this could be connected to any Sagas? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]], 22:46 EST, 2 March 2011
*No, as [[Tito]] said on [[Krapple|/cwc/]], essentially what Chris did was submit this to Jackass in regards to their then recent movie in hopes he'd get on Jackass.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:54, 2 March 2011 (PST)
I spy the Sonichu Medallion. [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 00:54, 3 March 2011 (EST)

I cannot imagine a more appropriate use for WHY.jpg [[User:Vergilius|Vergilius]] 22:38, 2 March 2011 (PST)

...I don't understand.... WHY did he do this? It says to get on tv... but is it known WHY he thought this would get him on tv (troll/'sweetheart')?! And (I'm a girl so correct me if I'm wrong...) but wouldn't IT fall off or get serious damage from being in the snow for 15 minutes? If so...is it possible that Chris actually pulled it out of the snow between camera shoots? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 22:40, 2 March 2011 (PST)
* Heh, no, it wouldn't fall off. It would present the danger of a frostbite, however, like with any other body part. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 22:49, 2 March 2011 (PST)
** Yeah, it wouldn't fall off, but it sure as fuck isn't a good idea. I can see why one might think he pulled his ding-dong out between shots (after all, that barely chronicled a whole fifteenth of the alleged dickfreezing) but judging by the fact that his nob was bright red on the fourth video, I'd say he was at least mostly true to his word. --[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 23:20, 2 March 2011 (PST)
*** I can shed some light on frostbite. His skin turning that bright red color meant he was in the beginning stages of frostbite. It means that the water in his skin, cells, and blood vessels were going to die, dry up, and everything would start turning a pale blue/black color. Frostbite sets in rather quickly when bare skin is exposed to freezing temperatures, and the human body just cannot deal with that kind of cold. Chris basically made his body re-circulate the blood around to the core of his body to keep his vital organs warm since his nether region being exposed to freezing temperatures, so the blood rushes away to keep his core temperature warm. What Chris did was extremely stupid, and very dangerous.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:57 March 3, 2011 (EST).

notice that he starts saying "KIDS this is something you don't try at home", but cuts himself off and says "EVERYBODY" instead because he realizes it's creepy that he's showing his dick to kids, oh that chris [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 13:28, 3 March 2011 (PST)

== Add videos ==

Do we actually want to add the clips? Or just leave it as a download? If posted video is wanted, I can try to do it though I'm not 100% sure I know how (though I do have them downloaded). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 23:36, 2 March 2011 (PST)

* I'm no gaybian, but to be honest, this deserves to be put up for Chris even filming this. He's really fucking stupid, but even I didn't think he would do something like this. I would put up a warning disclaimer for the faint at heart though. But I say troll away good sir. Would be awesome if Chris saw this on the CWCki, serves him right.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 03:04 March 3rd, 2011 (EST)
:: If there's a second to this I'll try and upload the mini-clip sections....I think I know how to do it now... maybe :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 00:08, 3 March 2011 (PST)

** The big problem is: where do we host 100_2126? If we tried putting that up on YouTube, we'd get in trouble with the site. --[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 08:02, 3 March 2011 (PST)
::Can't someone censor out his penis like they did in FlyingElephant? [[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 08:14, 3 March 2011 (PST)
:::I say censor the penis out for youtuve and then someone take a screencap of the Cwcsicle for the article. You might be able to upload this to a site like xtube and just label it as a snow fetish. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:01, 3 March 2011 (PST)meeko
::::I control Chris' Xtube account, so let me know and I'll upload it there. If you can even embed from Xtube. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 13:53, 3 March 2011 (PST)

== Time/date changing ==

"If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone"

Right. He owns a Motorola W315 on either Verizon or nTelos (most likely nTelos due to the coverage, region, and because he's shit poor after spending his tugboat). Most Motorola phones have the magical setting called ''Autoupdate'', and it can be turned off and manual time can be set therein. I'm not saying he's smart enough to know how to do this, but it could be possible if he was indeed trying to bullshit us (which it seems like he isn't and instead being an idiot as usual). [[User:Dragonfli|Dragonfli]] 13:30, 3 March 2011 (PST)

*I should point out that he is wearing the medallion, which should raise a couple eyebrows for sure (I saw him wearing it a couple months back at my work but no one believed me). The question is, why is he wearing it now after so long without it? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:02, 3 March 2011 (PST)CFA
This video is over a year old, back when he was still sporting the medallion.

100 2278

2010-11-15T04:48:10Z

AliDimayev: /* Images */

[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris struggles even to hold on to the bar.]]
'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], leaked on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]].

__TOC__
{{-}}
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100_2278
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XWTsHUjAwl8}}
| stardate = 6 [[November 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[ToJackie]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top on a jungle gym.'']

[''Chris hangs from a bar, not far off the ground for a few seconds before losing his grip and dropping to the ground.'']

[''Chris grunts, tries to grab the bar again.'']

Chris: Ugh...

[''Looks to the camera.'']

Chris: Alright fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.

[''Jumps up and tries to grab the bar again.'']

Chris: Still tryin'.

[''Grunting sounds.''] Well, can't do it.

[''Tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.'']

Chris: Uh... Too sensitive for my... [''sound of slapping belly''] weight.

[''Chris walks off camera.'']

==Images==
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].
<center><gallery>
File:100_2242.JPG
File:100_2243.JPG
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign
File:100_2245.JPG
File:100_2246.JPG
File:100_2247.JPG
File:100_2248.JPG
File:100_2249.JPG
File:100_2250.JPG
File:100_2251.JPG

File:http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s333/ChicoDefendo/hanginthere.jpg
File:100_2252.JPG
File:100_2253.JPG
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts of Fail|boobage]]
File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER'''
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from [[ECV 00002]]
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Private Chris Chan, U.S.M.C. Maggot
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F39Q8GS0z8M}}
| Stardate = 7 November 2010
| Maker = MiHiVidz
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chan's Dream
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rwGzjMECCAw}}
| Stardate = 8 November 2010
| Maker = raoulduke138
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

== External links ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download archive]
* [http://goo.gl/AeGkP Mirror]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{LeakedVideos}}
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

100 2278

2010-11-15T04:46:55Z

AliDimayev: /* Images */

[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris struggles even to hold on to the bar.]]
'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], leaked on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]].

__TOC__
{{-}}
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100_2278
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XWTsHUjAwl8}}
| stardate = 6 [[November 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[ToJackie]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top on a jungle gym.'']

[''Chris hangs from a bar, not far off the ground for a few seconds before losing his grip and dropping to the ground.'']

[''Chris grunts, tries to grab the bar again.'']

Chris: Ugh...

[''Looks to the camera.'']

Chris: Alright fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.

[''Jumps up and tries to grab the bar again.'']

Chris: Still tryin'.

[''Grunting sounds.''] Well, can't do it.

[''Tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.'']

Chris: Uh... Too sensitive for my... [''sound of slapping belly''] weight.

[''Chris walks off camera.'']

==Images==
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].
<center><gallery>
File:100_2242.JPG
File:100_2243.JPG
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign
File:100_2245.JPG
File:100_2246.JPG
File:100_2247.JPG
File:100_2248.JPG
File:100_2249.JPG
File:100_2250.JPG
File:100_2251.JPG

[[File:http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s333/ChicoDefendo/hanginthere.jpg]]
File:100_2252.JPG
File:100_2253.JPG
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts of Fail|boobage]]
File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER'''
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from [[ECV 00002]]
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Private Chris Chan, U.S.M.C. Maggot
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F39Q8GS0z8M}}
| Stardate = 7 November 2010
| Maker = MiHiVidz
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chan's Dream
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rwGzjMECCAw}}
| Stardate = 8 November 2010
| Maker = raoulduke138
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

== External links ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download archive]
* [http://goo.gl/AeGkP Mirror]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{LeakedVideos}}
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]