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Talk:Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-20T21:50:48Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Should we do side-by-sides? */

== "The Wallflower" ==

I was under the impression that the only reason we still referred to Heather as "The Wallflower" is because Chris hadn't yet given her name out. Well, here we go. Is it time we drop this whole "wallflower" shtick? I think so. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 03:30, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

no, it's because she requested it. obviously she's going to fucking knife chris. i hope she does. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
* I agree. Unless she's making a stong stand against Chris IRL, he will not stop. There's nothing we can do except maintaining our part of the deal and blanking her name. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:39, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
*No. We aren't ED, we aren't Chris and we are better than Chris (by and large). Until the Wallflower changes her mind, she remains the Wallflower. Everyone with half a brain can find her real name now anyway if they want, even me and I'm super-spastic. I do agree with Clyde though, I hope she guts him like a fish. I would lol. Plus... I find 'The Wallflower funnier anyway. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:45, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I disagree. I would rather we include her name on the page but not link it to the Wallflower. I am very opposed to the censoring of any documents by Chris, as people deserve to see Chris's work totally unaltered and uncensored. We still have her name in various videos where Chris says her name but not link her to the Wallflower. That is my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:11, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Must say I agree with Champers on this one. CWCki isn't a welfare organisation; keeping her name and pics off her artice is the polite thing to do, but Chris has been dropping her name so often that it's naive to assume people who want to find her dox won't be able to. We shouldn't alter or censor historical documents, it compromises our status etc etc serious buisiness ok? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:49, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Happy Couple==

I just wanted to send a big congratulations to Clyde for his marriage to Sarah, and for the birth of their child. It's so nice when a violent rape has a happy and totally believable ending [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 04:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Based on Chris' knowledge of women and sex I'm not at all surprised that he believes rape = love. There is a Trope on TVTropes about it, after all. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*This sounds like a pretty recent development. Wasn't Chris going on about how he was gonna slit Clyde's throat for raping panda just a few videos ago? Who's feeding him this information?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Point, but they're not mutually exclusive. Chris thought Clyde raped Panda, so was angry about it; not because he thought of how this might have affected her (HAH!), but Clyde took something from him. Chris probably just assumed that, as the trolls of he time told him, after the rape Panda got addicted to sex and married Clyde. Makes sense to me, bearing in mind this is Chris and he believes all kind of demented things. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* I wouldn't be surprised if to Chris there were two Clyde Cash's. Not to say he thinks there are physically two, he just thinks of two different people he attributes to the same person. 1. The rapist who is the face of every single troll. Whenever there's a troll (Billy Mays, whoever) he links them with Clyde Cash in his mind, the guy is the Avatar of the Troll. 2. The husband of a woman he once fapped too. Whenever thinking about him like this he doesn't think "Clyde and Panda", he thinks "Panda and her husband, who is Clyde". He publically wishes his ex gal-pal happiness while at the same time if confronted by Clyde he thinks slitting someone's throat is an appropriate measure, and doesn't consider the possibility these two things are different. I have no doubt if he was contacted by Panda and Clyde, and Clyde separately he would be polite in the first responses, and threatening in the second. Edit: Sorry, forgot the ~'s --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Should we do side-by-sides? ==

The folks at RationalWiki do [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Category:Side-by-side_articles side-by-side commentary] on weird stuff that's posted in the interblags (Example: [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:Moon The motherfucking Moon]). Heck, they have [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/RationalWiki:Annotated_Bible the entire Bible] out there for people to post comments on. I thought this format was pretty easy to follow. Should we do something similar to this CWCipedia page, and other longer ramblings that Chris has posted? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:16, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: Could be interesting, as long as it avoided being just "Lol Chris lies AGAIN". If we linked "Chris and lies" every time he lied you could navigate the whole site from a 'what links here' of that page. Maybe just direct contradictions of his statements, preferably with things Chris himself has said in the past. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: I looked at the Moon article linked; I think this is a fantastic idea and I support it.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:37, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::Do we really have that much to say about Chris? The stuff he spews is generally so insane that going through every paragraph he writes and outlining in detail why he's wrong seems pointless.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:49, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::: I was thinking it more in terms of preserving Chris's originial typos and links, and making it clearer for the reader which text is originial and which is commentary. I'm not suggesting we need to match Chris's ramblings with equal amount of rambling of our own just to fill the page. Strike-throughs (as suggested below) is one option, but IMHO far less readable. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 18:55, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:We can do a revised version with strike throughs like what Chris has done with his version of the ED page
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:59, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

On the one hand, I really like the idea of deconstructing Chris's bullshit, then having Chris read the analysis and possibly rage about it. If writers shoot Chris's ramblings full of holes, trolls point Chris to the article, and he goes on YouTube to scream NUH-UH or tries to re-write the CWCki analysis, some funny stuff could happen.

On the other hand, the CWCki is mostly about documenting the madness rather than being part of it. Despite the pointed way the articles are written, there's still a level of objectivity about the CWCki that may be disrupted by injecting commentary. If Chris chooses to make the CWCki his business and we report on it, that's one thing. But I could see the powers-that-be not wanting something like that to possibly be used to bait Chris into raging. Side-by-sides have that short-term comedy potential, but to the average CWCki user and Chris-chan follower, the current formatting of the articles using summaries, wikilinks, and the reader's common sense adequately frame the situation and point out the insanity. There is some lasting humor potential if the side-by-sides are well-written, but they run the risk of getting in the way and not really adding anything that's not already assumed. Brevity is the soul of wit, and all that. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 21:42, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== but i dont know what he means... ==

''She was funny, sweet and possibly a bit quirky. We shared a few classes, and she was a cheerleader the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio during my Freshman Year, yet Molly was a Freshman too back then. '''Two years in a dating match-up thing they had''' every Valentines Day at M.H.S., I got matched up with Molly. The ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then.''

So what does he means with "Two years in a dating etc". Does he mean that it happend twice? (poor girl) Or that it happened the second time he entered? (so like in sophomore year). Any lingCWCstics who want to break their head over this conundrum? Anyone? :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 16:37, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:On a similar subject I had emailed him about his using Wallflower's real name before he changed it and got this reply.

:"You can relay the following to your fellow Trolls on their Message Board:

:Heather left me with over TWO Weeks of Lingering Heartaches, and they really hurt. I found my peace with her after I had personally and in-person informed her of that and embarrassed her a bit. I made my mistake, and I learned from it. She is in the past; you all STILL have a page dedicated to her, and I WILL correct it along with the rest. You Trolls Can Go Fuck Off!"

:I'm lost on what he means in the sentence beginning "I found my peace with her".
:Also, I thought this might be worth sharing since he seems to be blaming himself and has switched to blaming her a few hours later. --[[User:NaCl|NaCl]] 20:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Iiiiiiinteresting. I'm guessing the "found my peace with her" means that, after he publicly embarrassed her (which it sounds like he did), he wiped his hands clean of the whole thing and laid the blame solely on her. [[Chris and remorse]] once again.

:Hilariously, it seems like he thinks the CWCki is a Message Board (despite what Champ always tells us on these talk pages) and that he's aiming to change these pages to fit his image... on the CWCipedia. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:47, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

::Chris logic, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder how he would react if he discovered that we also 'corrected' his version of this page. As in we made this page about the CWCipedia page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:53, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-20T21:50:16Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Should we do side-by-sides? */

== "The Wallflower" ==

I was under the impression that the only reason we still referred to Heather as "The Wallflower" is because Chris hadn't yet given her name out. Well, here we go. Is it time we drop this whole "wallflower" shtick? I think so. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 03:30, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

no, it's because she requested it. obviously she's going to fucking knife chris. i hope she does. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
* I agree. Unless she's making a stong stand against Chris IRL, he will not stop. There's nothing we can do except maintaining our part of the deal and blanking her name. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:39, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
*No. We aren't ED, we aren't Chris and we are better than Chris (by and large). Until the Wallflower changes her mind, she remains the Wallflower. Everyone with half a brain can find her real name now anyway if they want, even me and I'm super-spastic. I do agree with Clyde though, I hope she guts him like a fish. I would lol. Plus... I find 'The Wallflower funnier anyway. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:45, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I disagree. I would rather we include her name on the page but not link it to the Wallflower. I am very opposed to the censoring of any documents by Chris, as people deserve to see Chris's work totally unaltered and uncensored. We still have her name in various videos where Chris says her name but not link her to the Wallflower. That is my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:11, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Must say I agree with Champers on this one. CWCki isn't a welfare organisation; keeping her name and pics off her artice is the polite thing to do, but Chris has been dropping her name so often that it's naive to assume people who want to find her dox won't be able to. We shouldn't alter or censor historical documents, it compromises our status etc etc serious buisiness ok? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:49, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Happy Couple==

I just wanted to send a big congratulations to Clyde for his marriage to Sarah, and for the birth of their child. It's so nice when a violent rape has a happy and totally believable ending [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 04:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Based on Chris' knowledge of women and sex I'm not at all surprised that he believes rape = love. There is a Trope on TVTropes about it, after all. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*This sounds like a pretty recent development. Wasn't Chris going on about how he was gonna slit Clyde's throat for raping panda just a few videos ago? Who's feeding him this information?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Point, but they're not mutually exclusive. Chris thought Clyde raped Panda, so was angry about it; not because he thought of how this might have affected her (HAH!), but Clyde took something from him. Chris probably just assumed that, as the trolls of he time told him, after the rape Panda got addicted to sex and married Clyde. Makes sense to me, bearing in mind this is Chris and he believes all kind of demented things. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* I wouldn't be surprised if to Chris there were two Clyde Cash's. Not to say he thinks there are physically two, he just thinks of two different people he attributes to the same person. 1. The rapist who is the face of every single troll. Whenever there's a troll (Billy Mays, whoever) he links them with Clyde Cash in his mind, the guy is the Avatar of the Troll. 2. The husband of a woman he once fapped too. Whenever thinking about him like this he doesn't think "Clyde and Panda", he thinks "Panda and her husband, who is Clyde". He publically wishes his ex gal-pal happiness while at the same time if confronted by Clyde he thinks slitting someone's throat is an appropriate measure, and doesn't consider the possibility these two things are different. I have no doubt if he was contacted by Panda and Clyde, and Clyde separately he would be polite in the first responses, and threatening in the second. Edit: Sorry, forgot the ~'s --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Should we do side-by-sides? ==

The folks at RationalWiki do [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Category:Side-by-side_articles side-by-side commentary] on weird stuff that's posted in the interblags (Example: [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:Moon The motherfucking Moon]). Heck, they have [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/RationalWiki:Annotated_Bible the entire Bible] out there for people to post comments on. I thought this format was pretty easy to follow. Should we do something similar to this CWCipedia page, and other longer ramblings that Chris has posted? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:16, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: Could be interesting, as long as it avoided being just "Lol Chris lies AGAIN". If we linked "Chris and lies" every time he lied you could navigate the whole site from a 'what links here' of that page. Maybe just direct contradictions of his statements, preferably with things Chris himself has said in the past. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: I looked at the Moon article linked; I think this is a fantastic idea and I support it.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:37, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::Do we really have that much to say about Chris? The stuff he spews is generally so insane that going through every paragraph he writes and outlining in detail why he's wrong seems pointless.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:49, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::: I was thinking it more in terms of preserving Chris's originial typos and links, and making it clearer for the reader which text is originial and which is commentary. I'm not suggesting we need to match Chris's ramblings with equal amount of rambling of our own just to fill the page. Strike-throughs (as suggested below) is one option, but IMHO far less readable. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 18:55, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:We can do a revised version with strike throughs like what Chris has done with his version of the ED page
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:59, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

On the one hand, I really like the idea of deconstructing Chris's bullshit, then having Chris read the analysis and possibly rage about it. If writers shoot Chris's ramblings full of holes, trolls point Chris to the article, and he goes on YouTube to scream NUH-UH or tries to re-write the CWCki analysis, some funny stuff could happen.

On the other hand, the CWCki is mostly about documenting the madness rather than being part of it. Despite the pointed way the articles are written, there's still a level of objectivity about the CWCki that may be disrupted by injecting commentary. If Chris chooses to make the CWCki his business and we report on it, that's one thing. But I could see the powers-that-be not wanting something like that to be possibly be used to bait Chris into raging. Side-by-sides have that short-term comedy potential, but to the average CWCki user and Chris-chan follower, the current formatting of the articles using summaries, wikilinks, and the reader's common sense adequately frame the situation and point out the insanity. There is some lasting humor potential if the side-by-sides are well-written, but they run the risk of getting in the way and not really adding anything that's not already assumed. Brevity is the soul of wit, and all that. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 21:42, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== but i dont know what he means... ==

''She was funny, sweet and possibly a bit quirky. We shared a few classes, and she was a cheerleader the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio during my Freshman Year, yet Molly was a Freshman too back then. '''Two years in a dating match-up thing they had''' every Valentines Day at M.H.S., I got matched up with Molly. The ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then.''

So what does he means with "Two years in a dating etc". Does he mean that it happend twice? (poor girl) Or that it happened the second time he entered? (so like in sophomore year). Any lingCWCstics who want to break their head over this conundrum? Anyone? :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 16:37, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:On a similar subject I had emailed him about his using Wallflower's real name before he changed it and got this reply.

:"You can relay the following to your fellow Trolls on their Message Board:

:Heather left me with over TWO Weeks of Lingering Heartaches, and they really hurt. I found my peace with her after I had personally and in-person informed her of that and embarrassed her a bit. I made my mistake, and I learned from it. She is in the past; you all STILL have a page dedicated to her, and I WILL correct it along with the rest. You Trolls Can Go Fuck Off!"

:I'm lost on what he means in the sentence beginning "I found my peace with her".
:Also, I thought this might be worth sharing since he seems to be blaming himself and has switched to blaming her a few hours later. --[[User:NaCl|NaCl]] 20:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Iiiiiiinteresting. I'm guessing the "found my peace with her" means that, after he publicly embarrassed her (which it sounds like he did), he wiped his hands clean of the whole thing and laid the blame solely on her. [[Chris and remorse]] once again.

:Hilariously, it seems like he thinks the CWCki is a Message Board (despite what Champ always tells us on these talk pages) and that he's aiming to change these pages to fit his image... on the CWCipedia. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:47, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

::Chris logic, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder how he would react if he discovered that we also 'corrected' his version of this page. As in we made this page about the CWCipedia page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:53, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-20T21:47:02Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Should we do side-by-sides? */

== "The Wallflower" ==

I was under the impression that the only reason we still referred to Heather as "The Wallflower" is because Chris hadn't yet given her name out. Well, here we go. Is it time we drop this whole "wallflower" shtick? I think so. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 03:30, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

no, it's because she requested it. obviously she's going to fucking knife chris. i hope she does. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
* I agree. Unless she's making a stong stand against Chris IRL, he will not stop. There's nothing we can do except maintaining our part of the deal and blanking her name. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:39, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
*No. We aren't ED, we aren't Chris and we are better than Chris (by and large). Until the Wallflower changes her mind, she remains the Wallflower. Everyone with half a brain can find her real name now anyway if they want, even me and I'm super-spastic. I do agree with Clyde though, I hope she guts him like a fish. I would lol. Plus... I find 'The Wallflower funnier anyway. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:45, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I disagree. I would rather we include her name on the page but not link it to the Wallflower. I am very opposed to the censoring of any documents by Chris, as people deserve to see Chris's work totally unaltered and uncensored. We still have her name in various videos where Chris says her name but not link her to the Wallflower. That is my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:11, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Must say I agree with Champers on this one. CWCki isn't a welfare organisation; keeping her name and pics off her artice is the polite thing to do, but Chris has been dropping her name so often that it's naive to assume people who want to find her dox won't be able to. We shouldn't alter or censor historical documents, it compromises our status etc etc serious buisiness ok? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:49, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Happy Couple==

I just wanted to send a big congratulations to Clyde for his marriage to Sarah, and for the birth of their child. It's so nice when a violent rape has a happy and totally believable ending [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 04:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Based on Chris' knowledge of women and sex I'm not at all surprised that he believes rape = love. There is a Trope on TVTropes about it, after all. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*This sounds like a pretty recent development. Wasn't Chris going on about how he was gonna slit Clyde's throat for raping panda just a few videos ago? Who's feeding him this information?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Point, but they're not mutually exclusive. Chris thought Clyde raped Panda, so was angry about it; not because he thought of how this might have affected her (HAH!), but Clyde took something from him. Chris probably just assumed that, as the trolls of he time told him, after the rape Panda got addicted to sex and married Clyde. Makes sense to me, bearing in mind this is Chris and he believes all kind of demented things. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* I wouldn't be surprised if to Chris there were two Clyde Cash's. Not to say he thinks there are physically two, he just thinks of two different people he attributes to the same person. 1. The rapist who is the face of every single troll. Whenever there's a troll (Billy Mays, whoever) he links them with Clyde Cash in his mind, the guy is the Avatar of the Troll. 2. The husband of a woman he once fapped too. Whenever thinking about him like this he doesn't think "Clyde and Panda", he thinks "Panda and her husband, who is Clyde". He publically wishes his ex gal-pal happiness while at the same time if confronted by Clyde he thinks slitting someone's throat is an appropriate measure, and doesn't consider the possibility these two things are different. I have no doubt if he was contacted by Panda and Clyde, and Clyde separately he would be polite in the first responses, and threatening in the second. Edit: Sorry, forgot the ~'s --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Should we do side-by-sides? ==

The folks at RationalWiki do [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Category:Side-by-side_articles side-by-side commentary] on weird stuff that's posted in the interblags (Example: [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:Moon The motherfucking Moon]). Heck, they have [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/RationalWiki:Annotated_Bible the entire Bible] out there for people to post comments on. I thought this format was pretty easy to follow. Should we do something similar to this CWCipedia page, and other longer ramblings that Chris has posted? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:16, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: Could be interesting, as long as it avoided being just "Lol Chris lies AGAIN". If we linked "Chris and lies" every time he lied you could navigate the whole site from a 'what links here' of that page. Maybe just direct contradictions of his statements, preferably with things Chris himself has said in the past. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: I looked at the Moon article linked; I think this is a fantastic idea and I support it.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:37, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::Do we really have that much to say about Chris? The stuff he spews is generally so insane that going through every paragraph he writes and outlining in detail why he's wrong seems pointless.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:49, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::: I was thinking it more in terms of preserving Chris's originial typos and links, and making it clearer for the reader which text is originial and which is commentary. I'm not suggesting we need to match Chris's ramblings with equal amount of rambling of our own just to fill the page. Strike-throughs (as suggested below) is one option, but IMHO far less readable. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 18:55, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:We can do a revised version with strike throughs like what Chris has done with his version of the ED page
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:59, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

On the one hand, I really like the idea of deconstructing Chris's bullshit, then having Chris read the analysis and possibly rage about it. If writers shoot Chris's ramblings full of holes, trolls point Chris to the article, and he goes on YouTube to scream NUH-UH or tries to re-write the CWCki analysis, some funny stuff could happen.

On the other hand, the CWCki is mostly about documenting the madness rather than being part of it. Despite the pointed way the articles are written, there's still a level of objectivity about the CWCki that may be disrupted by injecting commentary. If Chris chooses to make the CWCki his business and we report on it, that's one thing. Baiting him to rage isn't really the CWCki's purpose, and I could see the powers-that-be not wanting that to happen. Side-by-sides have that short-term comedy potential, but to the average CWCki user and Chris-chan follower, the current formatting of the articles using summaries, wikilinks, and the reader's common sense adequately frame the situation and point out the insanity. There is some lasting humor potential if the side-by-sides are well-written, but they run the risk of getting in the way and not really adding anything that's not already assumed. Brevity is the soul of wit, and all that. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 21:42, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== but i dont know what he means... ==

''She was funny, sweet and possibly a bit quirky. We shared a few classes, and she was a cheerleader the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio during my Freshman Year, yet Molly was a Freshman too back then. '''Two years in a dating match-up thing they had''' every Valentines Day at M.H.S., I got matched up with Molly. The ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then.''

So what does he means with "Two years in a dating etc". Does he mean that it happend twice? (poor girl) Or that it happened the second time he entered? (so like in sophomore year). Any lingCWCstics who want to break their head over this conundrum? Anyone? :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 16:37, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:On a similar subject I had emailed him about his using Wallflower's real name before he changed it and got this reply.

:"You can relay the following to your fellow Trolls on their Message Board:

:Heather left me with over TWO Weeks of Lingering Heartaches, and they really hurt. I found my peace with her after I had personally and in-person informed her of that and embarrassed her a bit. I made my mistake, and I learned from it. She is in the past; you all STILL have a page dedicated to her, and I WILL correct it along with the rest. You Trolls Can Go Fuck Off!"

:I'm lost on what he means in the sentence beginning "I found my peace with her".
:Also, I thought this might be worth sharing since he seems to be blaming himself and has switched to blaming her a few hours later. --[[User:NaCl|NaCl]] 20:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Iiiiiiinteresting. I'm guessing the "found my peace with her" means that, after he publicly embarrassed her (which it sounds like he did), he wiped his hands clean of the whole thing and laid the blame solely on her. [[Chris and remorse]] once again.

:Hilariously, it seems like he thinks the CWCki is a Message Board (despite what Champ always tells us on these talk pages) and that he's aiming to change these pages to fit his image... on the CWCipedia. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:47, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

::Chris logic, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder how he would react if he discovered that we also 'corrected' his version of this page. As in we made this page about the CWCipedia page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:53, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-20T21:42:19Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Should we do side-by-sides? */

== "The Wallflower" ==

I was under the impression that the only reason we still referred to Heather as "The Wallflower" is because Chris hadn't yet given her name out. Well, here we go. Is it time we drop this whole "wallflower" shtick? I think so. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 03:30, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

no, it's because she requested it. obviously she's going to fucking knife chris. i hope she does. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
* I agree. Unless she's making a stong stand against Chris IRL, he will not stop. There's nothing we can do except maintaining our part of the deal and blanking her name. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:39, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
*No. We aren't ED, we aren't Chris and we are better than Chris (by and large). Until the Wallflower changes her mind, she remains the Wallflower. Everyone with half a brain can find her real name now anyway if they want, even me and I'm super-spastic. I do agree with Clyde though, I hope she guts him like a fish. I would lol. Plus... I find 'The Wallflower funnier anyway. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:45, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I disagree. I would rather we include her name on the page but not link it to the Wallflower. I am very opposed to the censoring of any documents by Chris, as people deserve to see Chris's work totally unaltered and uncensored. We still have her name in various videos where Chris says her name but not link her to the Wallflower. That is my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:11, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Must say I agree with Champers on this one. CWCki isn't a welfare organisation; keeping her name and pics off her artice is the polite thing to do, but Chris has been dropping her name so often that it's naive to assume people who want to find her dox won't be able to. We shouldn't alter or censor historical documents, it compromises our status etc etc serious buisiness ok? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:49, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Happy Couple==

I just wanted to send a big congratulations to Clyde for his marriage to Sarah, and for the birth of their child. It's so nice when a violent rape has a happy and totally believable ending [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 04:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Based on Chris' knowledge of women and sex I'm not at all surprised that he believes rape = love. There is a Trope on TVTropes about it, after all. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*This sounds like a pretty recent development. Wasn't Chris going on about how he was gonna slit Clyde's throat for raping panda just a few videos ago? Who's feeding him this information?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Point, but they're not mutually exclusive. Chris thought Clyde raped Panda, so was angry about it; not because he thought of how this might have affected her (HAH!), but Clyde took something from him. Chris probably just assumed that, as the trolls of he time told him, after the rape Panda got addicted to sex and married Clyde. Makes sense to me, bearing in mind this is Chris and he believes all kind of demented things. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* I wouldn't be surprised if to Chris there were two Clyde Cash's. Not to say he thinks there are physically two, he just thinks of two different people he attributes to the same person. 1. The rapist who is the face of every single troll. Whenever there's a troll (Billy Mays, whoever) he links them with Clyde Cash in his mind, the guy is the Avatar of the Troll. 2. The husband of a woman he once fapped too. Whenever thinking about him like this he doesn't think "Clyde and Panda", he thinks "Panda and her husband, who is Clyde". He publically wishes his ex gal-pal happiness while at the same time if confronted by Clyde he thinks slitting someone's throat is an appropriate measure, and doesn't consider the possibility these two things are different. I have no doubt if he was contacted by Panda and Clyde, and Clyde separately he would be polite in the first responses, and threatening in the second. Edit: Sorry, forgot the ~'s --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Should we do side-by-sides? ==

The folks at RationalWiki do [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Category:Side-by-side_articles side-by-side commentary] on weird stuff that's posted in the interblags (Example: [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:Moon The motherfucking Moon]). Heck, they have [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/RationalWiki:Annotated_Bible the entire Bible] out there for people to post comments on. I thought this format was pretty easy to follow. Should we do something similar to this CWCipedia page, and other longer ramblings that Chris has posted? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:16, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: Could be interesting, as long as it avoided being just "Lol Chris lies AGAIN". If we linked "Chris and lies" every time he lied you could navigate the whole site from a 'what links here' of that page. Maybe just direct contradictions of his statements, preferably with things Chris himself has said in the past. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: I looked at the Moon article linked; I think this is a fantastic idea and I support it.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:37, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::Do we really have that much to say about Chris? The stuff he spews is generally so insane that going through every paragraph he writes and outlining in detail why he's wrong seems pointless.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:49, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::: I was thinking it more in terms of preserving Chris's originial typos and links, and making it clearer for the reader which text is originial and which is commentary. I'm not suggesting we need to match Chris's ramblings with equal amount of rambling of our own just to fill the page. Strike-throughs (as suggested below) is one option, but IMHO far less readable. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 18:55, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:We can do a revised version with strike throughs like what Chris has done with his version of the ED page
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:59, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

On the one hand, I really like the idea of deconstructing Chris's bullshit, then having Chris read the analysis and possibly rage about it. If writers shoot Chris's ramblings full of holes, trolls point Chris to the article, and he goes on YouTube to scream NUH-UH or tries to re-write the CWCki analysis, some funny stuff could happen.

On the other hand, the CWCki is mostly about documenting the madness rather than being part of it. If Chris chooses to make the CWCki his business and we report on it, that's one thing. Baiting him to rage isn't really the CWCki's purpose, and I could see the powers-that-be not wanting that to happen. Side-by-sides have that short-term comedy potential, but to the average CWCki user and Chris-chan follower, the current formatting of the articles using summaries, wikilinks, and the reader's common sense adequately frame the situation and point out the insanity. There is some lasting humor potential if the side-by-sides are well-written, but they run the risk of getting in the way and not really adding anything that's not already assumed. Brevity is the soul of wit, and all that. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 21:42, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== but i dont know what he means... ==

''She was funny, sweet and possibly a bit quirky. We shared a few classes, and she was a cheerleader the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio during my Freshman Year, yet Molly was a Freshman too back then. '''Two years in a dating match-up thing they had''' every Valentines Day at M.H.S., I got matched up with Molly. The ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then.''

So what does he means with "Two years in a dating etc". Does he mean that it happend twice? (poor girl) Or that it happened the second time he entered? (so like in sophomore year). Any lingCWCstics who want to break their head over this conundrum? Anyone? :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 16:37, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:On a similar subject I had emailed him about his using Wallflower's real name before he changed it and got this reply.

:"You can relay the following to your fellow Trolls on their Message Board:

:Heather left me with over TWO Weeks of Lingering Heartaches, and they really hurt. I found my peace with her after I had personally and in-person informed her of that and embarrassed her a bit. I made my mistake, and I learned from it. She is in the past; you all STILL have a page dedicated to her, and I WILL correct it along with the rest. You Trolls Can Go Fuck Off!"

:I'm lost on what he means in the sentence beginning "I found my peace with her".
:Also, I thought this might be worth sharing since he seems to be blaming himself and has switched to blaming her a few hours later. --[[User:NaCl|NaCl]] 20:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Iiiiiiinteresting. I'm guessing the "found my peace with her" means that, after he publicly embarrassed her (which it sounds like he did), he wiped his hands clean of the whole thing and laid the blame solely on her. [[Chris and remorse]] once again.

:Hilariously, it seems like he thinks the CWCki is a Message Board (despite what Champ always tells us on these talk pages) and that he's aiming to change these pages to fit his image... on the CWCipedia. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:47, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

::Chris logic, ladies and gentlemen. I wonder how he would react if he discovered that we also 'corrected' his version of this page. As in we made this page about the CWCipedia page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:53, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-14T21:53:12Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Aftermath */ Chris comments on Vivian's send-up

[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|thumb|Chris begs the masses to support his cause.]]
'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title "'''04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only)'''") is an audio recording released by [[Chris]] chronicling an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting [[Michael Snyder|Michael Snyder]], the [[manajerks|manager]] who permanently ejected him from the store in the summer of [[2008]]. Chris recorded their conversation by hiding a video camera in his pocket.

As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by his attempts to get back in, and is entirely justified in this belief. According to Michael himself, Chris's plea was a script he had written down on a piece of paper.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y</ref> He also, it seems, can't remember why he was kicked out of the store in the first place. He mentions a "[[Nintendo|Wii]] incident," an occasion where he angered the management with his regular habit of taking over the store's television with his [[video game]] consoles, but otherwise he appears to be genuinely confused as to why Snyder won't let him back in. Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris adds to his streak of [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racist videos]] by shouting "JEW!" at Michael as he leaves the store, [[South Park|like a certain other fat kid]]. Of note, Michael is not actually Jewish, and the last name Snyder (or Schneider) is German in origin.

The conversation took place on 12 [[April 2010]] and Chris uploaded it to [[YouTube]] later the same day. Shortly after it was posted, the recording was removed from YouTube due to a terms of use violation, either because of Chris's anti-Semitic attitude, because the recording itself may have been illegal, or because of the dox and incitement to harass dropped in the description. In the early morning hours of the next day, Chris added a text-only [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|image]] on the front page of [[CWCipedia]] accusing Michael Snyder of [[Kick the Autistic|discriminating against him]] for having [[autism]] (which is just congecture on Chris's part, as opposed to Chris's own completely undeniable discrimination against Snyder for having a name he thinks sounds Jewish), and linked to a mirror of the deleted video.

One way or another, this video is absolute proof of Chris violating the law--he dropped into the store unannounced with full knowledge that he wasn't supposed to be there. [[Virginia]] defines this as "trespassing", which is a crime punishable by a fine not to exceed $2500, at most one year in prison, or both. According to Mimms, cops were called after this happened, though it is currently unknown, yet still very unlikely, if Michael will press the issue.
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==Description==
In the video's description, copied below, Chris invites his fans to harass Snyder and other store employees. Roughly a month after turning on his [[fans|fan following]] and describing them as "[[Chris|greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people]]" in his 10 March [[CWC Blog|blog entry]], he's back to believing that he has a personal army.

{{quotebox|This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|pester/Troll]] the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "[[Chris and race|Do Not Discriminate]] Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."

243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040}}

Michael then proceeded to drop Chris's phone number (however, Chris had beaten him to the punch multiple times).
==Video==
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| image = {{#ev:youtube|6odVsyr3I40}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 April 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason, {{Rage}} Rage
| Saga =
| Shirt = Unknown
| previous = [[F_Abstinance]]
| next = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Current]]}}

===Transcript===

[''Chris is speaking into a recorder as he walks along. From the sound of it, he's outdoors.'']

'''Chris:''' This is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Captain's Log]]. Stardate... 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I am about to go into the Game and Comic Hobby Place — also sell toys there — to get myself, to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June of 2008.

[''Heavy [[sigh]] from Chris.'']

'''Chris:''' The dude who banned me was, his name is Michael Snyder, possibly a [[Chris and race#Jews|Jew]] considering his last name. [[Lie|Nothing bad against the Jews, but I'm just throwin' it out there.]] Alright, so, here I go. [''sigh'']

[''Sound of Chris opening and walking through the door into the store. "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray faintly plays in the background, while we get a good view of the inside of Chris's pocket.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, I'm here to see Michael.

 '''Employee:''' Yeah, he's in the room back here.

[''We come upon Michael, who is fixing an RC car. His remarks are occasionally interrupted by whoever he is helping. Judging by the audio, Chris is standing relatively close to him, close enough to occasionally hear whoever is on the phone speaking.'']

 '''Michael:''' Well, I mean, you're, you, you'll just see that by running it. I mean, it was running okay the other day. But just, you know, adjust it one way or the other depending on temperature and everything else. But, you know, it just, it's not usually much. By changing fuel, it doesn't usually change... tuning that much. Mmkay... Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it'll be fine... Right, yeah, it'll be fine. [pause] Okay... Okay... Who made it?

[''The recorder seems to move away from the conversation, and a long silence follows. Various store noises occur in the background, including the bell from someone opening the front door.'']

 '''Michael:''' Okay. Alright. Sounds good. Mm-hm. Bye.

'''Chris:''' Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost two years since... uh, what happened, uh, June- June of 2008. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' Come on. I mean, it has been almost two years, and it's just been on my mind for so long, just be...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] But, can't we just [[Mary Lee Walsh|forgive]] and forget?

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' C'mon, to have this...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...weight on my back...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' And I have really...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...missed coming here.

 '''Michael:''' No. No. You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I'm, I'm a better person...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] C'mon, what? Come on, dude...

 '''Michael:''' No! You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [[Twin Falling Towers|How can you be so heartless?]] I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, [''four beeping noises are heard, possibly Michael dialing out to 911''] because aside from the Wii incident, I just would like to know ''what''. Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave.

[''His tone becomes sharp and angry.'']

'''Chris:''' [[Chris and Religion|But I hope that God will forgive you for being so]] [[Chris and Hypocrisy|heartless and cruel,]] Michael Snyder!

 '''Michael:''' He probably will.

'''Chris:''' JEW!

[''Chris goes out the door, tape runs out.'']

==Aftermath==
During the confrontation, Michael called the [[jerkops|police]]. However, Chris was long gone by the time they arrived. Should the book actually be thrown his way, Chris will be in great danger. The autism card can only go so far, and the community service argument that saved him during his trial after the incident at [[Target]] will not save him here.

[[Vivian Gee]] would soon make a ''[[South Park]]''-style [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw animation] using the audio from this clip. Christian himself stopped by to make the following comments on her video:

{{quotebox|Hey, Vivian. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the less dramatic, more comical episodes. ROFL}}

{{quotebox|Actually, there is ONE more thing you could to just make this a TOPPER of a Comical Scene; I gave him the finger as I left for real, so add a Sit-And-Spin in the silence right before the final insult. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL}}

==See also==
* [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]

==Sauces==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gmqwe4kmgzm MP3 download]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[F Abstinance]]|nextlink=[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Current]]|}}

{{Videos}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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2010-03-14T20:43:12Z

Alteceastlansing:

isn't this missing the avatar ad? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 00:40, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

*I remember taking this screencap and uploading it to the old 110mb CWCki. I believe the Avatar ad was put up at a later date. I seem to remember fiddling to resize my browser so I could fit the entire ad block in one shot, so I'm pretty sure the Avatar ad wasn't there at the time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 20:43, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

CWC Blog

2010-03-14T20:32:23Z

Alteceastlansing: /* 14 March 2010 */ adding picture of a Vivian email

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{{Honest}}

The '''CWC Blog''' or '''Captain's Log''' (no relation to [[Captain's Log|the video logs]]) section of [[CWCipedia]] is where Chris tells the world about his goings-on when he's too lazy to fire up his [[PSEye]] and do a proper [[YouTube]] video. And given how much time his fat ass is plopped in front of his [[PS3]], that's extraordinarily lazy.

Chris hardly used this section of the CWCipedia in its early days. The only message in this section for months was a post about some HONEST TRUTHS regarding trolls, merchandising, and his [[homos|straightness]]. But usage of this section started heating up after [[Kacey]] left him and his copyright was challenged. He began to post some updates about his copyright situation, about trying to work with [[Vivian]] to get a cut of the money she earned through her [[Audiobooks]], and to give excuses for why he once again hasn't gotten around to scribbling out his [[Sonichu (comic)|shit comic]]. Likely he's using this section in an attempt to show the world that he does such [[Father Call|HARD WORK]] on the comic in order to win the [[China|respect]] of Kacey or possibly other future [[sweethearts]].

The headings of the following entries are dated in Chris's time zone, though the times and dates that appear at the end of each blog post are inserted by the wiki and are in Central European Time, so they may reflect a date different from Chris's viewpoint.

==August 2009==

===24 August 2009===

I wish to make a few points of Honest Truth here.

1. THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL [[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]] or [[Rosechu|ROSECHU]] MERCHANDISE YET. I WAS NEVER AT THE OTAKON. [[CChanSonichuCWC|The guy in the Brown Stripes]] claiming to be me is [[Ian Brandon Anderson|An Impostor]] and A Poser. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD ON THE "CAPTAIN'S LOG" Personally that it would be Official and Legitimate.

2. Ignore ALL [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"Videos" portraying me in a Wrong Sense]], ESPECIALLY IF IT IS NOT on MY TRUE YouTube Account, '''ChristianWChandler'''.

3. I have called myself a [[trolls|Troll]], because I am Trolling my Trolls Back, so in a Sense, I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], am a Troll, but I am NOT A TROLL to any and all [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|Honest, True People]].

4. "It Is Okay To Be [[naive|STUPID]] Sometimes"; It Is Not Okay To Be [[homos|Homosexual]] and Boast About it as well. BUT [[lies|I will personally Not Judge one or Separate any individual People as such; I am cool with being Friends with the homosexuals]]. BUT LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY QUESTIONS AFTER I HAVE MADE IT CLEAR SOO MANY TIMES,

5. '''I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|AM STRAIGHT]].'''

6. I can work faster with '''Good, Honest [[Show_RESPECT_to_me%2C_"C"CWC|R-E-S-P-E-C-T]]'''. "Find out what it means to me."

Have good faith in me, and the True, Good and Loyal amongst you all shall be rewarded.

I am Working [[duck|Hard]] on getting officially Paper-Published, with Official Sonichu, Rosechu and C.W.C. Merchandise that I will personally sign-off on to follow.

Have a good, safe day. Peace, --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 21:27, 24 August 2009 (CEST)

==November 2009==

===19 November 2009===

[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ONNIT]]!]]

I apologize, [[fail|but I came up blank on today's page]]; I am working on it until I have the right idea in my head before I start drawing. But I wanted to make sure I do not leave the Cwcipedia unattended, so I am going to make the "Captian's Log" my Blog Spot (a Quote should only be a quote and not a blog entry).

When I have an update, I will post them here, with an archive; link listed below. If [[Slow-in-the-minds|I come up blank]] one day, I will make an update such as this, or start a new Cwcipedia page for a character or topic, in lieu of a comic page that day; [[lies|this is a promise]].

Other issues on my mind in Cwcville are a video introducing Sonichu to the companies (it may be a two-part video), with advising guidelines provided generously by Vivian, which I deeply appreciate and will use for the script of the video. Thank you, Vivian.

Trolls have been a pain to me in the past, but I will have them all know that their attacks, be they via hurtful phone calls, e-mail or snail-mail, in no way affect me emotionally or mentally. So they can take that and go Get A Life.

I have brought up the new [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag] page to the Portal, because these inputs have been brought to my attention, so I will offer personal individual replies to each new set of messages once a week, although I would prefer e-mails to my personal e-mail address, or you may direct your questions to cwcipedia@virginia.usa.com so they would be added to the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag] alternatively.

Thank you all for your good and honest patience, faith and patronage.

Have a good and safe day

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:29, 20 November 2009 (CET)

===Audiobooks and Videobooks===
*''This message was left at the bottom of the Captian's log space on 19 November and remained there until 25 November, at which point it was given its own page.''

Attention, for all those who have purchased the [[Audiobooks|"Sonichu Audiobook DVD"]], please Direct ALL questions, comments and complaints to the owner of this youtube account, http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1, Vivian Gee at her e-mail address, starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, in the past disproved her [[parody|parodic]] and flawed audiobooks and her DVD creations and sales. But due to the [[Chris and Anger|Peace of Mind]] I have finally found, I am in talks with her to make her DVDs an Official Sonichu Merchandise Item with my Approval and a few tweaks, of course.

While I can honestly relate to the content of her Audiobooks, I am not personally responsible for their original creation. To view [[Videobooks|MY Audiobook Readings]], visit the Videobooks section of this website, CWC's Sonichu Site, A.K.A, Cwcipedia.

Thank you all for your continued patronage and support. And please encourage Vivian to come in agreement with me not only for better, and Personally Approved, Audiobook DVDs, but for a better chance for Official Sonichu Merchandise to come sooner.

Again, Vivian's e-mail is starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

===20 November 2009===

Page 81 is drawn, colored, edited and up. For the page, let me offer my personal commentary. [[autism|I hit the block]] yesterday, because I realized that [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|"Chris"]] was originally planned for [[Giovanni]]'s blackmail deal; "Proclaim obedience and control of the city to "Chris", or Rosechu will die." I later remembered [[Reldnahc]], so I put him in that situation instead.

Upon reflection, I feel this is a better story plot, because [[Naitsirhc]] is of more close connection to Giovanni than "Chris" was, plus it gave me the chance to start the link between him and the Devils at "[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]".

Also, let me elaborate, without a plan, it takes me longer to think of what I want to draw and how to draw the scenarios and characters onto the page. But when I have the idea, the roll starts, and the page is drawn. Drawing a page at its best takes an hour at the most, then the coloring takes about half an hour, unless I have a new character on the page and have to choose the color-scheme for that character.

With this page-a-day flow, don't be surprised if more than one page shows up on the Cwcipedia in the same day. ;) But I take my time in thinking, drawing, coloring and all that.

Have a good and safe day,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:33, 21 November 2009 (CET)

===23 November 2009===
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|right|The offending ads in question.]]
I have been busy looking up numbers to get in touch with the people of the videogame, toy, video, and comic industries to make the merchandise come to fruition. Today, I have created and am uploading 4 Videos introducing Sonichu to those people. Firstly, a Personal Presentation, followed by the Powerpoint Presentation. After each fully uploaded video, I will be adding them to the Sonichu Presentations page. Expect all the videos uploaded before midnight tonight and a new page or two tomorrow.

Stay Safe,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 24 November 2009 (CET)

P.S.

The following ads that have been displayed on this website, the Mexico Contest and the (UGH!!!!) gay-rights ads, will be edited (Mexico Contest) or Removed (gay-rights). I have Not approved EITHER ad before their arrival, and I have informed the sysop of this misdeed. GOD!!!

===25 November 2009===
I will be reading and answering the current set of fanmail in the Mailbag shortly after I upload today's page 86.

Considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I will make effort to draw 3 or 4 pages and upload them either then or Friday, depending on the time it comes to be upon completion of the goal number.

Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if Godzilla or Clover came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my "Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera and such.

I have spoken, and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:17, 26 November 2009 (CET)

===29 November 2009===

Here's the page for today. I had already explained that I was setting my mind on the mailbox reply yesterday, so that was yesterday's update.

Anyway, a couple of things. Firstly, this morning, I was asked to light the First of the four [[Wikipedia:Advent wreath|Advent Candles]] at my [[Wesley Methodist Church|Church]]. I felt delighted and honored, and I gave my best on reading the bible verse with the lighting. [[Lie|Everyone there praised me]] for my [[Autism|good reading]] and [[Speech impediment|speech quality]]; I felt good.

Second, a piece of sound advice I had thought of after I drew page 91 of the [[Sonichu 9|9th book]]. Back when I was in [[Manchester High School|high school]] during my Freshman year, during the time I was a Manager of the Varsity Basketball Team, I had a crush on [[Laura Dorazio|one of the cheerleaders]]. Among the whole group though, they all enjoyed my company and [[Random-access humor|good humor]]. Anyway, the cheerleader I had the crush on, she asked me if I had a crush on anyone; I answered [[honesty|honestly]]. Then she asked who. Blushing, I told her that I was [[fail|crushing on her]]. She took some [[Time Void|time]] to think about it, and she told me later that while she liked me as a friend, she did not see me as boyfriend material at the time. I later learned that she was Two Grades ahead of me. Live and Learn; at least I tried.

And with that, I encourage EVERYONE to date someone to hopefully make into a [[Sweetheart]] (with [[third date|eventual benefits]]). It is harder when you are a Freshman, so I'd wait until the Sophomore year before setting my sights on nearly every [[boyfriend-free girl|girl]] I [[pedo-glasses|saw]]. But as a Freshman, if you have your sights set on someone, and YOU KNOW that opposite-gender person is a Freshman too, I suggest looking up a role-model. A cool [[Joseph Herring|Junior]] or Seinor-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out (but with your own [[Sonichu medallion|personal flair and charm]]; do not totally copy your role-model).

And IF you know [[Chris|someone]] who is WITHOUT a Sweetheart in High School, Ladies and Gentlemen, HOOK THEM UP. And [[Hanna|DO NOT MAKE IT A JOKE]]; that is just Plain Mean and Cruel, and being Mean and Cruel is NOT Cool. And if it helps, think of it as [[Pokemon League|Volunteer Work]]. Most people enjoy volunteering and helping, Even for an Assignment or Extra Credit. Such kindness and concern reflects you as a Better Person; not some random Shallow Loser, because it show that You Truly Care about others AND yourself.

I offer my blessings to every lucky sweetheart couple in High Schools everywhere. IT IS TRUE, you WOULD NEVER find anyone better than the significant other that you are with right now.

Stay Safe, and Stay In School.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:39, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==December 2009==

===6 December 2009===

Just a note, I have just drawn the Two Final Pages for Book #9, but I am short on time to color them both in before the night is over, but I will have Both Pages uploaded tomorrow. And to offer a foretaste, the Featured Picture for today is a preview of Page 100, mostly uncolored with my signature on it. And for tonight, I will answer the current set of letters in the Mailbag.

Also, I am certain that y'all have noticed the most UNwelcomed and UNapproved ads on, ugh!, homosexual stuff. As Everyone knows, I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not take kindly to such wrongful ads on this website. The one who hath done such a horrid crime was the one who hazes my comics and work, known as Jack Thaddius. Apparently, he is of European Citizenship, and donated some Euros and from such, took control over the adspace. He knows of my complaints and disapproval of these ads. To voice your complaints and opinions on this wrongdoing, you may e-mail him at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. As [[Lies|I work hard for my work]], I also work towards the undoing of this crime on this, the One Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, the Cwcipedia.

My advice to cope with this, is to hit F5 or Refresh until the adspace, on your screen, displays another ad that is not of that orientation.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 7 December 2009 (CET)

===7 December 2009===
[[Image:VaSinglesHomoAd.jpg|thumb|One of the many GOD DAMN F**IN' homo ads that has Chris begging EU citizens for free money.]]
''The text of this blog was posted underneath the update from 6 December, instead of replacing it.''

Continuing from yesterday, I have just uploaded the final two pages of the 9th Book. I will remain on schedule and draw the True First Page of Book #10, which (spoiler) is the start to full extent of the dialogue which was left out, due to page and time constraint, on Page 99 of Book #9. Followed a few pages later after this by skipping forward to my to-dos me and the others have to do in and around Cwcville. Then a few more pages later, it will sync-up with the preview 8 pages.

Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' Homo Ads MUST BE GONE! A good start to this process is to contact the current "AdMaster", Jack Thaddius, at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. And for the time being, hit F5 or Refresh to avoid seeing those ads.

And the Biggest and Best Step to remove the ads, I must humbly ask my Good, Kind and Loyal European Fans of.

Firstly, like Optimus Prime, as a noble leader, I would not ask one to do anything that I am fully capable of doing myself. The main webmaster of the Cwcipdedia, the SysOp, resides in the European Area, and requires donations to keep the webhost space reserved for this one website. I am a citizen of the United States of America alone at this time, and legally, due to international banking laws, he can only accept donations from citizens of the European Union at this time. That S.O.B., Jack, apparently is a citizen of BOTH the U.S. and Europe. I, personally, have inquired upon donating from my funds, but unfortunately, as the SysOp told me, it is not possible with the law.

So, my European Fans, I ask you, to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWCipedia:Donations Donate], not only to help keep up this, the Original Official Sonichu Site up, but to remove the horrid homo ads Jack has grossly placed. As my personal thanks to each of you who donate in the European Area, ONLY along with the Valid Donation(s) to the SysOp, if you include your legal name and address, that information will be relayed to me via e-mail from the SysOp, and I will personally snail-mail a hand-written thank you letter and an autographed drawing.

Thank You, and God Bless You, True, Loyal and Kind-Hearted People,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:56, 8 December 2009 (CET)

===13 December 2009===
I apologize for the lack of pages today, but I had a number of chores to do for my family today, so to make up for it, I will be typing up a '''New Sonichu and Rosechu Story''', their Christmas Special which I promise to draw up alongside the current pages starting on tomorrow, the 14th. So, I will be typing it up right after I answer today's Mailbag, and I will add the link to it under this C-Log, as well as in the Portal.

Thank you for your Loaylty and Patience.

[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:06, 14 December 2009 (CET)

===16 December 2009===
Just a couple of things today, I have to go on a road trip to visit my relatives, so no new pages will be uploaded today only, but instead, I will be creating the page that sorts out Fact from Fiction from that God D*** [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that has plagued me since November of 2007.

Aside from that, I apologize from lack of other things, aside from the two new pages from the update just before I started typing in this C-Log entry, but my [[computer]] picked up a virus from a pop-up ad while I was updating. It made me had to restart my PC, and it had trouble restarting, so I had to restore it. Thank God it maintained most of the programs and All my files it had.

Thank you again for your Loyalty and Patience.

Have a Safe and Good Day,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 09:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

===17 December 2009===
I have enjoyed the trip to visit my Aunt and Uncle with my family; it was nice and pleasant. Unfortunately, I felt drowzy shortly after returning home, so I turned early. I apologize for that. I got up this morning, had coffee with my dad, did some cleaning around the house, then pop needed me to run a few errands with him; important documents, personal verification of such and all. I went straight to the Cwcipedia to type up the Revised ED Page Text of which I went through during my trip yesterday. I do not have enough time to upload a page today, but I will return shortly later to answer more fanmail.

Again, my apologies.

Stay Safe,

===ModNation Addendum===

''(The following was added an hour and a half after the original post)''

Also, This Just In, I have FINALLY been able to redeem my Voucher code for the '''ModNation Racers Beta''' that I got with the G.O.T.Y. LittleBiGPlanet disc, and it is being downloaded now. This weekend, during my off-time aside from the drawing and Cwcipedia time, I will be learning about its ins-and-outs and eventually (hopefully by the end of the weekend) '''create the Cwcville City Racetrack.'''

Also, I will be receiving a second voucher code for the same Beta, and I am feeling generous. The First PS3 Owner with a Trophy Level of 8 or more to send me a message with "Cwcville City Track" in the Subject Line before Friday, December 18 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time, will receive the code after I get it in my e-mail. My PSN ID IS '''Sonichu''', and the code will be sent over the Playstation Network in reply to the message received. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Stay Safe,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:26, 18 December 2009 (CET)

===19 December 2009===
Now, I'm back in the swing of drawing pages; I have just uploaded the two pages for today.

Also, I have the Voucher Code for the ModNation Racers Beta (for being a Qore Subscriber), but unfortunately I had not received any messages on the PSN from anyone, so I will revise the details. AGAIN, '''send me a message with ''"Cwcville City Track"'' in the Subject Line before Monday, December 21 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time,''' but '''it is now OPEN TO ALL WITH A PLAYSTATION 3 and a PSN Account; NO Trophy Level required.''' I will send the code to the '''10th message received''' on my PSN, and that individual will receive the code in a reply to their message '''over the Playstation Network'''. My PSN ID IS '''Sonichu'''. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Also, check out the [[Art|Original CCWC Art]] page for the first 7 of a number of In-Game Photos from ModNation Racers of my Character(s) and My Car(s) and the Track(s), including the Cwcville Track I am working on. I have the map drawn on paper; all I have to do now is to familiarize myself with all the track creation options and details so I can make this track at its currently available best (Beta-Wise).

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:07, 19 December 2009 (CET)

===20 December 2009===
Firstly, I apologize for not uploading any new pages yesterday or today; I have just been hit with TWO FEET of Snow. While I was drawing a page, I had a 2-second blackout; my PC was on before the blackout. Later, when I went to my PC to turn it back on, it screwed up on me, like the recent event with the found virus software of which I had explained in an earlier C-Log. Anyway, it took me longer to get my PC back up, but now I am back up, and I will upload Six Pages tomorrow.

[[Image:Clyde_billboard_04.jpg|thumb|I am straight! Everybody hangs out in a gay bar sometimes! It's perfectly normal!]]
Onto another issue that has come to my attention, as I have also stated in my new [[YouTube]] video along with what I have just explained, The Troll, [[Clyde Cash]], apparently has [[20_December_2009|uploaded one of his Photoshopped images with my image]] cropped into some strange situation, where he is trying to smear my good name again, onto this website where the image is being displayed on a billboard in New York City. '''DO NOT BELIEVE THE BILLBOARD IMAGE; I AM STRAIGHT; THAT IS JUST CLYDE CASH TRYING TO FRAME ME AGAIN.'''

In any case, tonight, I will be answering Two Mailbag Sets, and responding to ALL current messages regarding the billboard thing (D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash) as well.

Also, The ModNation Cwcville City Track is still under construction; it will be uploaded before Christmas Day.

Thank you for your support and kindness.

Have a Merry and Safe Christmas and Holidays.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:36, 21 December 2009 (CET)

===28 December 2009===
Well, at least I accomplished ONE improvement on the Cwcipedia; no offensive Ads. And To Jack Thaddius, who is still being an annoying son of a b****, '''I have got out of my Closet of Autism LONG AGO, and I Stayed Straight. YOU Get Out Of YOUR Closet and Go Into F***ing Scientology.''' I say that in response to the ad he somehow placed next to the Introduction Icon; NO AD BELONGS THERE, and '''That Ad is of NO association with me, the Cwcipedia website, and all things Sonichu and Rosechu.'''

**Update: I have found the tweak and fixed the problem; '''Coca Cola is a Product that I enjoy, and I am Proud to be Associated With their products with the Ad I replaced Jack's Misdeed with.''' '''V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! FOR C-W-C!!!'''

Moving on, since apparently there was a Twitter Feed placed on the Mailbox Zero page, which I have removed and moved to the [[Twitter]] page, I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box. My Username is '''CWCSonichu'''; Do Not Give Attention to ALL Other Usernames in the '''Sonichu''' Twitter Feed who claim or pretend to be me, and GIVE NO ATTENTION WHATSOEVER to '''ClydeCash''' or '''Jack Thaddius''', who both have their own Twitter accounts (Make Both Jack and Clyde BANNED from Twitter, please).

And let me make it clear again, '''I''', Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, USA, '''Do Not support the Gay Lifestyle'''; what they do behind closed doors is their own business alone, and I have no care about it, and they have their own rights as the next person with due respect(s). '''I am Striaght, PERIOD!''' And with the Facts that Both of them not Only are Annoying DumbAsses to me, but They Both give their own Gay Men a Worse Name than they already have, '''Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddius BOTH Should commit Suicide, Die and Rot In Hell.''' As I have already stated loudly in my recent Y.T. video.

I have spoken for now. Shorter updates from me as '''CWCSonichu''' will come in on the Sonichu [[Twitter]] Feed.

Thank You for your loyalty to my Sonichu and Rosechu stories and franchise and Positive Encouragement to Ignore the Ill-Mislabeling Trolls.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:19, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==January 2010==

===1 January 2010===
[[Image:CWCsTRUEandHONESTads.jpg|thumb|The "ads" Chris put up in retaliation to [[Jack Thaddeus]].]]
Captain's Log, Stardate: January 1, 2010
I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another Mailbag or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so as Captain of this website vessel.

'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''

Thank you for your full support; have a good and safe day,

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:06, 2 January 2010 (CET)

See below as these are some functions I fully support and will be placing around the site...

===7 January 2010===
[[Chris and his Ego|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday]].

And that is my thought not only for today, but my thought for Years.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:09, 8 January 2010 (CET)

===12 January 2010===
Having finally logged back in, I am copying and pasting my Twitters into this C-Log.

Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And Magi-Chan will stay out of those people's heads under my request.

Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous Asperpedia of WHY they are tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them.

To Alec: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in your comics, because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT, and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! [[Chris and hypocrisy|I admit I have done that in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their content]]. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on. YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your Amtrak; Quit Messing Up My Life, or I WILL come after you.

To Evan George: I offered to make Simonchu and Simonla Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hateThe offer was reasonable, so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.

To Sean: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, METAL SONICHU is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.[[Bill the Scientist|Bill]] is [[Simonla#Death|still working within Giovanni's Laboratory]], I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around Blake. The [[Boulder Dropping Whale|WAILORD]] who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle who Yawned]] are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.

And to all those who I offended about the talk with Aspergers, I apologize. [[Lie|I have nothing AGAINST any individual with Aspergers]], and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals. So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.

Thank You.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:07, 13 January 2010 (CET)

===14 January 2010===

Firstly, '''I, Christian Weston Chandler, Have NO alliance or anything like that Whatsoever with Alec Benson Leary or his D***ED Asperchu!!!'''

Second, HE is DOING ME Wrong by Buying Jack Thaddius out on MY Adspace and posting NOT ONLY Wrongful Ads leading to his C***FEST of a website, but OFFENSIVE PORN ADS like Jack had done before. I ask you, '''If Alec is so great, WHY WOULD HE DRAG THE CWCIPEDIA THROUGH THE MUD LIKE JACK DID?!'''

[[Lie|Alec Is A TROLL]]. To ask to REMOVE the ads from the Cwcipedia, send all inquiries to albasperchu@live.com.

And AGAIN, '''I have NO association with Alec Whatsoever, He is using MY Characters Wrongfully, and Asperchu is NOT MINE, and [[Asperchu#Chris on Asperchu|I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT THAT RETARDED CHARACTER]]!!!'''

Aside from that, Stay Safe, and Have a good day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 06:10, 14 January 2010 (CET)

===19 January 2009===
After careful research and reading, I have felt inspired for ten new pages, plus a few more to wrap up this plot. So today, I present my '''12-Page Explosion'''; I have uploaded the total of 12 new pages just now. Also, there is one good explosion on one page. Enjoy that and the following.

'''I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever''', but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. [[Chris and reality|He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him '''Mitch Sonichu''']].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 11:44, 19 January 2010 (CET)

=== 25 January 2010 ===
I apologize for not being online for a few days, but I have just uploaded 8 new pages; I will answer another mailbag shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with real life events and whatnot, it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent YouTube video; check out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as '''Most Honored and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group'''.
Stay Safe, and have a good day.

(Copied from my most recent Twitters)

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 21:08, 25 January 2010 (CET)

=== 30 January 2010 ===
Well, last night, I have uploaded 6 more pages, and just now I have added a NEW Mailbag of my own with inputs from True Sonichu Fans on a Forum I've just learned about. This is [[Mailbag 50]]; I put this together, so YOU ALL can LEARN how to BETTER PHRASE your letters so I can feel Less Enticed into Stressing Out and having to Reply Derogatory as in the recent bunches of Mailbags beforehand. [[Lie|With that, I promise to improve my behavior on that for the better]], but you all have to help me out too.

Also, I have uploaded a new video of apology; it is a current featured video below.

You all Stay Safe, and have a good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:10, 30 January 2010 (CET)

==February 2010==
===2 February 2010===
**Also, if you are just as offended as I am for the Ads Asperpedia's [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User:Mao Mao "Bamboo" Ling] has been putting up wrongfully on the Cwcipedia, Feel Free to e-mail ALL your complaints personally to him at '''mao@hsienko.com'''. Give him Hell to Pay.

Stay Safe, and have a good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 19:00, 2 February 2010 (CET)

===14 February 2010===
Happy Valentines Day, Y'all

It has been crazy with the up and down-times with the [[Cwcipedia]] and whatnot. But no more. Currently, I am still drawing and coloring (mostly drawing though) the pages, and I think y'all will be satisfied with the finished 10th Book. I will upload ALL remaining pages of that book, plus some for Book 11 on the 24th (Look Forward to that). Also, to note, I will also be continuing the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas Special]] in the second or third part of the 12th book.

In the meantime, I will continue to daily update the Cwcipedia with answering the Mailbags and adding a new Character Bio Page to the site per day. Most of which will be short but sweet.

Also, thanks to Mr. [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]], I now have a lighter view on [[homos|homosexual people]], and with that, I respectfully retract my past reply to one Mailbag letter, and I say, [[Mailbag_49#Chris_loves_his_country|"'''Power to the Gays in the Army'''"]].

And currently, my [[The Wallflower|girl friend]] and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and [[Mailbag_31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|not make me feel intruded]] by inquiring constantly.

'''Keep All Mailbag Questions LIMITED ONLY to topics of the Cwcipedia, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], my Comics, Cwcville, and Myself.''' Any questions not on those topics, although read, will all receive a [[Mailbag 52|neutral response]] or none at all.

Thank you all for your loyalty and patience, and have a good and safe day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 01:44, 15 February 2010 (CET)
==March 2010==
===10 March 2010===
LOOK, Just because I don't update as often as I should, or draw/color as much, does not give any one of you the right to torture the hell out of me. I was Happy. I was At Peace. But NO, SOMEONE among the Trolls among those of You All would Just Not Let Me Be.

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because YOU damn trolls won't leave me be. And even the Impatient Fans; Honest, True and Loyal as you all may be, you all are part to blame in this as well. Y'all are mostly immature people who have no lives of your own. Y'all don't want me to have a Life Of My Own; Y'all don't want me to find Long-Term Peace and Happiness for myself. Y'all don't want me to Find and Keep Sweet True Love for myself. You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed Mary Lee Walsh to be; True Love is NOT Illegal in the United States of America, INCLUDING Virginia. Because you all are so self-absorbed in yourselves, spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and art MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people.

And your misdeeds only lead to Heartbreaks and Heartaches upon Me... They Really Hurt.

I have let you who have dared to do what you wanted to bully and torture me emotionally, but when YOU BULLY THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT WITH DAMNED PAGES THAT MAKE THEM LOOK AS STUPID AS ME, LEADING TO PREMATURE DEATHS, BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME, AND JUST PLAIN EMOTIONAL DAMAGE AND EMBARRASSMENTS, YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!!

Leave My Friends and Family Out Of the Online Hazings and Hatred; I, Christian Weston Chandler, Am Your Main Target. BE A HUMAN AND COME AT ME DIRECTLY!!!

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 01:45, 11 March 2010 (CET)

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because YOU damn trolls won't leave me be. And even the Impatient Fans; Honest, True and Loyal as you all may be, you all are part to blame in this as well. Y'all are mostly immature people who have no lives of your own. Y'all don't want me to have a Life Of My Own; Y'all don't want me to find Long-Term Peace and Happiness for myself. Y'all don't want me to Find and Keep Sweet True Love for myself. You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed Mary Lee Walsh to be; True Love is NOT Illegal in the United States of America, INCLUDING Virginia. Because you all are so self-absorbed in yourselves, spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and art MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people.

And your misdeeds only lead to Heartbreaks and Heartaches upon Me... They Really Hurt.

„

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:03, 11 March 2010 (CET)

“
And another thing, I have Never been Really Sure on the whole making money thing, or of any other aspirations. I originally started the whole Sonichu thing for fun. NOW it is being pressured onto me like as if it was a Job. I am sick and tired of it feeling like a Job; I want it to go back to being Fun For Me, and for that, I need to do things at my own pace on my own time. I have the right to create other projects or resume past ones on A.D.D.-Like Impulses.

The stories WILL Continue; I WILL change the final few pages of Book 10 to be more appropriate for most people; I WILL Update this website time and time again.

I understand that I have lost a lot of "fans" due to "lack of new content", but THOSE PEOPLE are among the People I am most annoyed with in my one-paragraph rant above. I am tired of trying to please MILLIONS; what matters to me is caring and pleasing the local few around me who I truly and deeply care about.

With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life" and "Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals" Categories. '''I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me.'''

''Note: Chris would later amend the bolded portion of the above entry. See the 14 March entry for details.''

===14 March 2010===

I have made observation [[The Wallflower|that One page]] that was of a current woman friend of mine has been deleted and changed appropriately to a page of a different title and respective keeping-anonymous description.

This is good for a Start, and that main portion has been met.

BUT, there is MORE to be done. I WANT the webmaster of the CWCki to do the same for the other following people I care about:

'''-[[Megan Schroeder]]'''

'''-[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'''

'''-[[Anna McLerran]]'''

'''-[[Joshua Martinez]]'''

'''-[[Laura Dorazio]]'''

'''-[[Kellie Andes]]'''

'''-[[Tiffany Gowen]]'''

'''-[[Joseph Herring]]'''

'''-[[PandaHalo|Sarah Cassandra McKenzie (PandaHalo)]]'''

'''-[[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]]'''

'''-[[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]]'''

[[Image:YouDieTodayBitch.PNG|thumb|Chris considers Vivian to be a true Gal-Pal.]]
'''-[[Vivian Gee]] is a [[Gal-Pal]]; Please Relocate the link(s) to her page as such.'''

'''-[[Sarah Jackson]]'''

'''-[[Two's_company_snapshots|Faeryn (A.K.A. the "Hambeast")]]'''

'''-**[[Chandler_Family_Tree|ALL OF MY RELATIVES AND FAMILY]]**'''

'''-[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'''

I would like this done before 11:59 PM of March 31, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, or there WILL be trouble personally from me.

* To Anna McLerran, I would personally like to extend my humble apologies for offending her, along with a lot of homosexual people, in any form with my past but now dead angst against the gays.

The Homosexuals are okay people too.

To everyone, I wish you all a safe and good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:04, 14 March 2010 (CET)

''Note: While posting this update, Chris also altered the ending of the 10 March 2010 entry. He replaced the bolded portion at the end of that entry with the following:''

As I have updated in the C-Log, a page that has caused chaos the past few days has been deleted and changed to something more anonymous, and that is good, for a start. I have listed the other pages of people I care about on the CWCki I would like to see similar, if not same, treatment. The deadline is March 31, 2010, 11:59 PM, Easter Standard Time. Do it, or there WILL be trouble. [[Death threats|I am Armed after all]].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:09, 14 March 2010 (CET)

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[Mailbag]]
*[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page External link to the main page of the CWCipedia, where the latest blog post is featured]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Blog The CWC Blog archive]

[[Category:CWCipedia]]

Vivian Gee

2010-03-14T20:29:31Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Gallery */ adding Chris's "you die today bitch" email

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|A TRUE and HONEST photograph of Vivian]]

{{quote|hopefully chris will just stop. seriously|Vivian, responding to comments on the Sonichu [[audiobooks]]}}

'''Vivian Gee''' (born [[Wikipedia:Bastille_Day|14 July]] 1987, A TRUE FRENCH PATRIOT) is the creator of the [[Sonichu]] [[audiobooks]] and other [[Chris]]-related video and cousin to [[Clyde Cash]]. She is also the owner of Hamsty the Hamster, a video-posting plush hamster that has already managed to kill itself several times over Chris's wonderful effects on the psyche.

In addition to the audiobooks, Vivian is the creator of the story "[[A Girl who Brought Down the World]]", a story that answers the question: what would happen if [[CWCville]] became true?

==Contact with Chris==
[[Image:Vivi profile 8 by viviG.jpg|thumb|right|If you think this was Vivian, '''THINK AGAIN!''']]
Vivian, ironically, is probably his only serious internet "friend". While that might be taking it a little far, she's tried to genuinely help him. However, despite all the warnings of imminent doom, Chris ignored her regularly, and proceeded to [[fail]] spectacularly. Vivian has apparently toned down the [[white knight]] antics, and has realized Chris is a [[Autism|retard]] who '''cannot improve.''' [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails|Several emails]] have been recovered so far. Most are simply Vivian saying "JESUS STOP BEING A FUCKTARD" and real advice. Chris wasn't interested until it involved his internet [[gal-pals]] or [[Sonichu]]. Once [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|talked to Chris for three hours]] for him to get help with no success; in her words, talking some damn sense into Chris is "like fighting a wall".

Sometime later, Vivian gave Chris a copy of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|a novel]] she had written. Chris, however, most likely did not read it as he mentioned that the cover "was nice" and was worried he was being charged for it. Had he actually sat down and read it, however, he would have probably seen some incredible similarities between the characters and settings of that story and [[CWCville|his own world.]]

In [[September 2009]], [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009|a Captain's Log video]] was addressed specifically to Vivian, with Chris demanding that she close her [[YouTube]] account AND delete all the videos, "if she wants to earn back his trust" after she and [[Clyde Cash]], her cousin, had done "so much bad against him." It was soon followed by a [[Sign Destruction Video|violent death-threat video]] by Chris against Vivian, threatening to brutally dismember her and all of her family members, in which he expressed his hope it would make understand "the fury of [[Chris and anger|his wrath]]."

In a [[Captain's Log]] written on the [[CWCkipedia]] on 14 March 2010, Vivian G's page is one of many listed in Chris's collection of those that are demanded to be altered after the discovery of [[The Wallflower]]'s page, completely and utterly unaware of Vivian's true nature.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4015 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>

==OH NOES!==
[[image:Vivian's YT bkgrnd.png|thumb|left|Oh shi-- ]]
[[image:2nd Background.PNG|thumb|October 8 image]]
On 3rd [[October 2009]], the utterly conclusive image to the left appeared as Vivian's background image on her YouTube profile. Furthermore, all links to her videos were removed from the page as well.

While this may well have caused many of her [[Trolls|admirers]] to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit their pants]] in fear, a quick YouTube search reveals that not a single video is missing. Furthermore, her [[DeviantArt]] profile states that she is gone for a month. Then she came back.

{{quote|seriously you guys just go away GO AWAY|Vivian}}

As of 23rd [[October 2009]], however, Vivian has returned and her videos are back up on her profile.

==Extortion by Chris==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|right|Apologies, Mafioso-style]]
After weeks of tension, the relationship between Chris and Vivian started to relax a little, and on 14 [[November 2009]] Chris extended an olive branch of peace. He [[Chris and remorse|excused himself]] for his lamentable attitude and decided to approve the audiobooks, in return for a cut of the proceeds. Chris, feeling smug after receiving some [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|papers from the state of Virginia]] felt the need to pressure Vivian out of her hard-earned money. He's thinking that asking 25% of all the donations for the audiobooks should be used to support his already [[Monthly tugboat|lavish]] [[Chris and money|lifestyle]]. Vivian kindly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cf2UM76sDU answered negatively] to the offer on her YouTube account via her spokes-"person."

==Emails (TL;DR)==
''See [[Vivian Gee E-mails]]''

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Vivi profile posthalloween by viviG.png
Image:Chris rages yet again.png|it ain't law-breaking, bro
Image:YouDieTodayBitch.PNG|Chris truly appreciates those who try to help him.
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Audiobooks]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']] - name of CWCville bar was "Vivian's"

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg?blend=1 Vivitheg's YouTube Channel]
*[http://vivig.deviantart.com/ Vivian Gee's deviantART account]

{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Gee, Vivian}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

CWC Blog

2010-03-14T09:22:59Z

Alteceastlansing: /* March 2010 */ 14 March

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{{Honest}}

The '''CWC Blog''' or '''Captain's Log''' (no relation to [[Captain's Log|the video logs]]) section of [[CWCipedia]] is where Chris tells the world about his goings-on when he's too lazy to fire up his [[PSEye]] and do a proper [[YouTube]] video. And given how much time his fat ass is plopped in front of his [[PS3]], that's extraordinarily lazy.

Chris hardly used this section of the CWCipedia in its early days. The only message in this section for months was a post about some HONEST TRUTHS regarding trolls, merchandising, and his [[homos|straightness]]. But usage of this section started heating up after [[Kacey]] left him and his copyright was challenged. He began to post some updates about his copyright situation, about trying to work with [[Vivian]] to get a cut of the money she earned through her [[Audiobooks]], and to give excuses for why he once again hasn't gotten around to scribbling out his [[Sonichu (comic)|shit comic]]. Likely he's using this section in an attempt to show the world that he does such [[Father Call|HARD WORK]] on the comic in order to win the [[China|respect]] of Kacey or possibly other future [[sweethearts]].

The headings of the following entries are dated in Chris's time zone, though the times and dates that appear at the end of each blog post are inserted by the wiki and are in Central European Time, so they may reflect a date different from Chris's viewpoint.

==August 2009==

===24 August 2009===

I wish to make a few points of Honest Truth here.

1. THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL [[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]] or [[Rosechu|ROSECHU]] MERCHANDISE YET. I WAS NEVER AT THE OTAKON. [[CChanSonichuCWC|The guy in the Brown Stripes]] claiming to be me is [[Ian Brandon Anderson|An Impostor]] and A Poser. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD ON THE "CAPTAIN'S LOG" Personally that it would be Official and Legitimate.

2. Ignore ALL [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"Videos" portraying me in a Wrong Sense]], ESPECIALLY IF IT IS NOT on MY TRUE YouTube Account, '''ChristianWChandler'''.

3. I have called myself a [[trolls|Troll]], because I am Trolling my Trolls Back, so in a Sense, I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], am a Troll, but I am NOT A TROLL to any and all [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|Honest, True People]].

4. "It Is Okay To Be [[naive|STUPID]] Sometimes"; It Is Not Okay To Be [[homos|Homosexual]] and Boast About it as well. BUT [[lies|I will personally Not Judge one or Separate any individual People as such; I am cool with being Friends with the homosexuals]]. BUT LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY QUESTIONS AFTER I HAVE MADE IT CLEAR SOO MANY TIMES,

5. '''I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|AM STRAIGHT]].'''

6. I can work faster with '''Good, Honest [[Show_RESPECT_to_me%2C_"C"CWC|R-E-S-P-E-C-T]]'''. "Find out what it means to me."

Have good faith in me, and the True, Good and Loyal amongst you all shall be rewarded.

I am Working [[duck|Hard]] on getting officially Paper-Published, with Official Sonichu, Rosechu and C.W.C. Merchandise that I will personally sign-off on to follow.

Have a good, safe day. Peace, --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 21:27, 24 August 2009 (CEST)

==November 2009==

===19 November 2009===

[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ONNIT]]!]]

I apologize, [[fail|but I came up blank on today's page]]; I am working on it until I have the right idea in my head before I start drawing. But I wanted to make sure I do not leave the Cwcipedia unattended, so I am going to make the "Captian's Log" my Blog Spot (a Quote should only be a quote and not a blog entry).

When I have an update, I will post them here, with an archive; link listed below. If [[Slow-in-the-minds|I come up blank]] one day, I will make an update such as this, or start a new Cwcipedia page for a character or topic, in lieu of a comic page that day; [[lies|this is a promise]].

Other issues on my mind in Cwcville are a video introducing Sonichu to the companies (it may be a two-part video), with advising guidelines provided generously by Vivian, which I deeply appreciate and will use for the script of the video. Thank you, Vivian.

Trolls have been a pain to me in the past, but I will have them all know that their attacks, be they via hurtful phone calls, e-mail or snail-mail, in no way affect me emotionally or mentally. So they can take that and go Get A Life.

I have brought up the new [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag] page to the Portal, because these inputs have been brought to my attention, so I will offer personal individual replies to each new set of messages once a week, although I would prefer e-mails to my personal e-mail address, or you may direct your questions to cwcipedia@virginia.usa.com so they would be added to the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag] alternatively.

Thank you all for your good and honest patience, faith and patronage.

Have a good and safe day

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:29, 20 November 2009 (CET)

===Audiobooks and Videobooks===
*''This message was left at the bottom of the Captian's log space on 19 November and remained there until 25 November, at which point it was given its own page.''

Attention, for all those who have purchased the [[Audiobooks|"Sonichu Audiobook DVD"]], please Direct ALL questions, comments and complaints to the owner of this youtube account, http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1, Vivian Gee at her e-mail address, starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, in the past disproved her [[parody|parodic]] and flawed audiobooks and her DVD creations and sales. But due to the [[Chris and Anger|Peace of Mind]] I have finally found, I am in talks with her to make her DVDs an Official Sonichu Merchandise Item with my Approval and a few tweaks, of course.

While I can honestly relate to the content of her Audiobooks, I am not personally responsible for their original creation. To view [[Videobooks|MY Audiobook Readings]], visit the Videobooks section of this website, CWC's Sonichu Site, A.K.A, Cwcipedia.

Thank you all for your continued patronage and support. And please encourage Vivian to come in agreement with me not only for better, and Personally Approved, Audiobook DVDs, but for a better chance for Official Sonichu Merchandise to come sooner.

Again, Vivian's e-mail is starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

===20 November 2009===

Page 81 is drawn, colored, edited and up. For the page, let me offer my personal commentary. [[autism|I hit the block]] yesterday, because I realized that [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|"Chris"]] was originally planned for [[Giovanni]]'s blackmail deal; "Proclaim obedience and control of the city to "Chris", or Rosechu will die." I later remembered [[Reldnahc]], so I put him in that situation instead.

Upon reflection, I feel this is a better story plot, because [[Naitsirhc]] is of more close connection to Giovanni than "Chris" was, plus it gave me the chance to start the link between him and the Devils at "[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]".

Also, let me elaborate, without a plan, it takes me longer to think of what I want to draw and how to draw the scenarios and characters onto the page. But when I have the idea, the roll starts, and the page is drawn. Drawing a page at its best takes an hour at the most, then the coloring takes about half an hour, unless I have a new character on the page and have to choose the color-scheme for that character.

With this page-a-day flow, don't be surprised if more than one page shows up on the Cwcipedia in the same day. ;) But I take my time in thinking, drawing, coloring and all that.

Have a good and safe day,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:33, 21 November 2009 (CET)

===23 November 2009===
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|right|The offending ads in question.]]
I have been busy looking up numbers to get in touch with the people of the videogame, toy, video, and comic industries to make the merchandise come to fruition. Today, I have created and am uploading 4 Videos introducing Sonichu to those people. Firstly, a Personal Presentation, followed by the Powerpoint Presentation. After each fully uploaded video, I will be adding them to the Sonichu Presentations page. Expect all the videos uploaded before midnight tonight and a new page or two tomorrow.

Stay Safe,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 24 November 2009 (CET)

P.S.

The following ads that have been displayed on this website, the Mexico Contest and the (UGH!!!!) gay-rights ads, will be edited (Mexico Contest) or Removed (gay-rights). I have Not approved EITHER ad before their arrival, and I have informed the sysop of this misdeed. GOD!!!

===25 November 2009===
I will be reading and answering the current set of fanmail in the Mailbag shortly after I upload today's page 86.

Considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I will make effort to draw 3 or 4 pages and upload them either then or Friday, depending on the time it comes to be upon completion of the goal number.

Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if Godzilla or Clover came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my "Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera and such.

I have spoken, and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:17, 26 November 2009 (CET)

===29 November 2009===

Here's the page for today. I had already explained that I was setting my mind on the mailbox reply yesterday, so that was yesterday's update.

Anyway, a couple of things. Firstly, this morning, I was asked to light the First of the four [[Wikipedia:Advent wreath|Advent Candles]] at my [[Wesley Methodist Church|Church]]. I felt delighted and honored, and I gave my best on reading the bible verse with the lighting. [[Lie|Everyone there praised me]] for my [[Autism|good reading]] and [[Speech impediment|speech quality]]; I felt good.

Second, a piece of sound advice I had thought of after I drew page 91 of the [[Sonichu 9|9th book]]. Back when I was in [[Manchester High School|high school]] during my Freshman year, during the time I was a Manager of the Varsity Basketball Team, I had a crush on [[Laura Dorazio|one of the cheerleaders]]. Among the whole group though, they all enjoyed my company and [[Random-access humor|good humor]]. Anyway, the cheerleader I had the crush on, she asked me if I had a crush on anyone; I answered [[honesty|honestly]]. Then she asked who. Blushing, I told her that I was [[fail|crushing on her]]. She took some [[Time Void|time]] to think about it, and she told me later that while she liked me as a friend, she did not see me as boyfriend material at the time. I later learned that she was Two Grades ahead of me. Live and Learn; at least I tried.

And with that, I encourage EVERYONE to date someone to hopefully make into a [[Sweetheart]] (with [[third date|eventual benefits]]). It is harder when you are a Freshman, so I'd wait until the Sophomore year before setting my sights on nearly every [[boyfriend-free girl|girl]] I [[pedo-glasses|saw]]. But as a Freshman, if you have your sights set on someone, and YOU KNOW that opposite-gender person is a Freshman too, I suggest looking up a role-model. A cool [[Joseph Herring|Junior]] or Seinor-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out (but with your own [[Sonichu medallion|personal flair and charm]]; do not totally copy your role-model).

And IF you know [[Chris|someone]] who is WITHOUT a Sweetheart in High School, Ladies and Gentlemen, HOOK THEM UP. And [[Hanna|DO NOT MAKE IT A JOKE]]; that is just Plain Mean and Cruel, and being Mean and Cruel is NOT Cool. And if it helps, think of it as [[Pokemon League|Volunteer Work]]. Most people enjoy volunteering and helping, Even for an Assignment or Extra Credit. Such kindness and concern reflects you as a Better Person; not some random Shallow Loser, because it show that You Truly Care about others AND yourself.

I offer my blessings to every lucky sweetheart couple in High Schools everywhere. IT IS TRUE, you WOULD NEVER find anyone better than the significant other that you are with right now.

Stay Safe, and Stay In School.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:39, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==December 2009==

===6 December 2009===

Just a note, I have just drawn the Two Final Pages for Book #9, but I am short on time to color them both in before the night is over, but I will have Both Pages uploaded tomorrow. And to offer a foretaste, the Featured Picture for today is a preview of Page 100, mostly uncolored with my signature on it. And for tonight, I will answer the current set of letters in the Mailbag.

Also, I am certain that y'all have noticed the most UNwelcomed and UNapproved ads on, ugh!, homosexual stuff. As Everyone knows, I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not take kindly to such wrongful ads on this website. The one who hath done such a horrid crime was the one who hazes my comics and work, known as Jack Thaddius. Apparently, he is of European Citizenship, and donated some Euros and from such, took control over the adspace. He knows of my complaints and disapproval of these ads. To voice your complaints and opinions on this wrongdoing, you may e-mail him at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. As [[Lies|I work hard for my work]], I also work towards the undoing of this crime on this, the One Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, the Cwcipedia.

My advice to cope with this, is to hit F5 or Refresh until the adspace, on your screen, displays another ad that is not of that orientation.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 7 December 2009 (CET)

===7 December 2009===
[[Image:VaSinglesHomoAd.jpg|thumb|One of the many GOD DAMN F**IN' homo ads that has Chris begging EU citizens for free money.]]
''The text of this blog was posted underneath the update from 6 December, instead of replacing it.''

Continuing from yesterday, I have just uploaded the final two pages of the 9th Book. I will remain on schedule and draw the True First Page of Book #10, which (spoiler) is the start to full extent of the dialogue which was left out, due to page and time constraint, on Page 99 of Book #9. Followed a few pages later after this by skipping forward to my to-dos me and the others have to do in and around Cwcville. Then a few more pages later, it will sync-up with the preview 8 pages.

Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' Homo Ads MUST BE GONE! A good start to this process is to contact the current "AdMaster", Jack Thaddius, at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. And for the time being, hit F5 or Refresh to avoid seeing those ads.

And the Biggest and Best Step to remove the ads, I must humbly ask my Good, Kind and Loyal European Fans of.

Firstly, like Optimus Prime, as a noble leader, I would not ask one to do anything that I am fully capable of doing myself. The main webmaster of the Cwcipdedia, the SysOp, resides in the European Area, and requires donations to keep the webhost space reserved for this one website. I am a citizen of the United States of America alone at this time, and legally, due to international banking laws, he can only accept donations from citizens of the European Union at this time. That S.O.B., Jack, apparently is a citizen of BOTH the U.S. and Europe. I, personally, have inquired upon donating from my funds, but unfortunately, as the SysOp told me, it is not possible with the law.

So, my European Fans, I ask you, to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWCipedia:Donations Donate], not only to help keep up this, the Original Official Sonichu Site up, but to remove the horrid homo ads Jack has grossly placed. As my personal thanks to each of you who donate in the European Area, ONLY along with the Valid Donation(s) to the SysOp, if you include your legal name and address, that information will be relayed to me via e-mail from the SysOp, and I will personally snail-mail a hand-written thank you letter and an autographed drawing.

Thank You, and God Bless You, True, Loyal and Kind-Hearted People,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:56, 8 December 2009 (CET)

===13 December 2009===
I apologize for the lack of pages today, but I had a number of chores to do for my family today, so to make up for it, I will be typing up a '''New Sonichu and Rosechu Story''', their Christmas Special which I promise to draw up alongside the current pages starting on tomorrow, the 14th. So, I will be typing it up right after I answer today's Mailbag, and I will add the link to it under this C-Log, as well as in the Portal.

Thank you for your Loaylty and Patience.

[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:06, 14 December 2009 (CET)

===16 December 2009===
Just a couple of things today, I have to go on a road trip to visit my relatives, so no new pages will be uploaded today only, but instead, I will be creating the page that sorts out Fact from Fiction from that God D*** [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that has plagued me since November of 2007.

Aside from that, I apologize from lack of other things, aside from the two new pages from the update just before I started typing in this C-Log entry, but my [[computer]] picked up a virus from a pop-up ad while I was updating. It made me had to restart my PC, and it had trouble restarting, so I had to restore it. Thank God it maintained most of the programs and All my files it had.

Thank you again for your Loyalty and Patience.

Have a Safe and Good Day,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 09:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

===17 December 2009===
I have enjoyed the trip to visit my Aunt and Uncle with my family; it was nice and pleasant. Unfortunately, I felt drowzy shortly after returning home, so I turned early. I apologize for that. I got up this morning, had coffee with my dad, did some cleaning around the house, then pop needed me to run a few errands with him; important documents, personal verification of such and all. I went straight to the Cwcipedia to type up the Revised ED Page Text of which I went through during my trip yesterday. I do not have enough time to upload a page today, but I will return shortly later to answer more fanmail.

Again, my apologies.

Stay Safe,

===ModNation Addendum===

''(The following was added an hour and a half after the original post)''

Also, This Just In, I have FINALLY been able to redeem my Voucher code for the '''ModNation Racers Beta''' that I got with the G.O.T.Y. LittleBiGPlanet disc, and it is being downloaded now. This weekend, during my off-time aside from the drawing and Cwcipedia time, I will be learning about its ins-and-outs and eventually (hopefully by the end of the weekend) '''create the Cwcville City Racetrack.'''

Also, I will be receiving a second voucher code for the same Beta, and I am feeling generous. The First PS3 Owner with a Trophy Level of 8 or more to send me a message with "Cwcville City Track" in the Subject Line before Friday, December 18 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time, will receive the code after I get it in my e-mail. My PSN ID IS '''Sonichu''', and the code will be sent over the Playstation Network in reply to the message received. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Stay Safe,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:26, 18 December 2009 (CET)

===19 December 2009===
Now, I'm back in the swing of drawing pages; I have just uploaded the two pages for today.

Also, I have the Voucher Code for the ModNation Racers Beta (for being a Qore Subscriber), but unfortunately I had not received any messages on the PSN from anyone, so I will revise the details. AGAIN, '''send me a message with ''"Cwcville City Track"'' in the Subject Line before Monday, December 21 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time,''' but '''it is now OPEN TO ALL WITH A PLAYSTATION 3 and a PSN Account; NO Trophy Level required.''' I will send the code to the '''10th message received''' on my PSN, and that individual will receive the code in a reply to their message '''over the Playstation Network'''. My PSN ID IS '''Sonichu'''. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Also, check out the [[Art|Original CCWC Art]] page for the first 7 of a number of In-Game Photos from ModNation Racers of my Character(s) and My Car(s) and the Track(s), including the Cwcville Track I am working on. I have the map drawn on paper; all I have to do now is to familiarize myself with all the track creation options and details so I can make this track at its currently available best (Beta-Wise).

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:07, 19 December 2009 (CET)

===20 December 2009===
Firstly, I apologize for not uploading any new pages yesterday or today; I have just been hit with TWO FEET of Snow. While I was drawing a page, I had a 2-second blackout; my PC was on before the blackout. Later, when I went to my PC to turn it back on, it screwed up on me, like the recent event with the found virus software of which I had explained in an earlier C-Log. Anyway, it took me longer to get my PC back up, but now I am back up, and I will upload Six Pages tomorrow.

[[Image:Clyde_billboard_04.jpg|thumb|I am straight! Everybody hangs out in a gay bar sometimes! It's perfectly normal!]]
Onto another issue that has come to my attention, as I have also stated in my new [[YouTube]] video along with what I have just explained, The Troll, [[Clyde Cash]], apparently has [[20_December_2009|uploaded one of his Photoshopped images with my image]] cropped into some strange situation, where he is trying to smear my good name again, onto this website where the image is being displayed on a billboard in New York City. '''DO NOT BELIEVE THE BILLBOARD IMAGE; I AM STRAIGHT; THAT IS JUST CLYDE CASH TRYING TO FRAME ME AGAIN.'''

In any case, tonight, I will be answering Two Mailbag Sets, and responding to ALL current messages regarding the billboard thing (D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash) as well.

Also, The ModNation Cwcville City Track is still under construction; it will be uploaded before Christmas Day.

Thank you for your support and kindness.

Have a Merry and Safe Christmas and Holidays.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:36, 21 December 2009 (CET)

===28 December 2009===
Well, at least I accomplished ONE improvement on the Cwcipedia; no offensive Ads. And To Jack Thaddius, who is still being an annoying son of a b****, '''I have got out of my Closet of Autism LONG AGO, and I Stayed Straight. YOU Get Out Of YOUR Closet and Go Into F***ing Scientology.''' I say that in response to the ad he somehow placed next to the Introduction Icon; NO AD BELONGS THERE, and '''That Ad is of NO association with me, the Cwcipedia website, and all things Sonichu and Rosechu.'''

**Update: I have found the tweak and fixed the problem; '''Coca Cola is a Product that I enjoy, and I am Proud to be Associated With their products with the Ad I replaced Jack's Misdeed with.''' '''V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! FOR C-W-C!!!'''

Moving on, since apparently there was a Twitter Feed placed on the Mailbox Zero page, which I have removed and moved to the [[Twitter]] page, I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box. My Username is '''CWCSonichu'''; Do Not Give Attention to ALL Other Usernames in the '''Sonichu''' Twitter Feed who claim or pretend to be me, and GIVE NO ATTENTION WHATSOEVER to '''ClydeCash''' or '''Jack Thaddius''', who both have their own Twitter accounts (Make Both Jack and Clyde BANNED from Twitter, please).

And let me make it clear again, '''I''', Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, USA, '''Do Not support the Gay Lifestyle'''; what they do behind closed doors is their own business alone, and I have no care about it, and they have their own rights as the next person with due respect(s). '''I am Striaght, PERIOD!''' And with the Facts that Both of them not Only are Annoying DumbAsses to me, but They Both give their own Gay Men a Worse Name than they already have, '''Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddius BOTH Should commit Suicide, Die and Rot In Hell.''' As I have already stated loudly in my recent Y.T. video.

I have spoken for now. Shorter updates from me as '''CWCSonichu''' will come in on the Sonichu [[Twitter]] Feed.

Thank You for your loyalty to my Sonichu and Rosechu stories and franchise and Positive Encouragement to Ignore the Ill-Mislabeling Trolls.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:19, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==January 2010==

===1 January 2010===
[[Image:CWCsTRUEandHONESTads.jpg|thumb|The "ads" Chris put up in retaliation to [[Jack Thaddeus]].]]
Captain's Log, Stardate: January 1, 2010
I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another Mailbag or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so as Captain of this website vessel.

'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''

Thank you for your full support; have a good and safe day,

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:06, 2 January 2010 (CET)

See below as these are some functions I fully support and will be placing around the site...

===7 January 2010===
[[Chris and his Ego|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday]].

And that is my thought not only for today, but my thought for Years.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:09, 8 January 2010 (CET)

===12 January 2010===
Having finally logged back in, I am copying and pasting my Twitters into this C-Log.

Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And Magi-Chan will stay out of those people's heads under my request.

Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous Asperpedia of WHY they are tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them.

To Alec: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in your comics, because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT, and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! [[Chris and hypocrisy|I admit I have done that in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their content]]. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on. YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your Amtrak; Quit Messing Up My Life, or I WILL come after you.

To Evan George: I offered to make Simonchu and Simonla Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hateThe offer was reasonable, so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.

To Sean: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, METAL SONICHU is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.[[Bill the Scientist|Bill]] is [[Simonla#Death|still working within Giovanni's Laboratory]], I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around Blake. The [[Boulder Dropping Whale|WAILORD]] who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle who Yawned]] are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.

And to all those who I offended about the talk with Aspergers, I apologize. [[Lie|I have nothing AGAINST any individual with Aspergers]], and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals. So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.

Thank You.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:07, 13 January 2010 (CET)

===14 January 2010===

Firstly, '''I, Christian Weston Chandler, Have NO alliance or anything like that Whatsoever with Alec Benson Leary or his D***ED Asperchu!!!'''

Second, HE is DOING ME Wrong by Buying Jack Thaddius out on MY Adspace and posting NOT ONLY Wrongful Ads leading to his C***FEST of a website, but OFFENSIVE PORN ADS like Jack had done before. I ask you, '''If Alec is so great, WHY WOULD HE DRAG THE CWCIPEDIA THROUGH THE MUD LIKE JACK DID?!'''

[[Lie|Alec Is A TROLL]]. To ask to REMOVE the ads from the Cwcipedia, send all inquiries to albasperchu@live.com.

And AGAIN, '''I have NO association with Alec Whatsoever, He is using MY Characters Wrongfully, and Asperchu is NOT MINE, and [[Asperchu#Chris on Asperchu|I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT THAT RETARDED CHARACTER]]!!!'''

Aside from that, Stay Safe, and Have a good day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 06:10, 14 January 2010 (CET)

===19 January 2009===
After careful research and reading, I have felt inspired for ten new pages, plus a few more to wrap up this plot. So today, I present my '''12-Page Explosion'''; I have uploaded the total of 12 new pages just now. Also, there is one good explosion on one page. Enjoy that and the following.

'''I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever''', but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. [[Chris and reality|He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him '''Mitch Sonichu''']].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 11:44, 19 January 2010 (CET)

=== 25 January 2010 ===
I apologize for not being online for a few days, but I have just uploaded 8 new pages; I will answer another mailbag shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with real life events and whatnot, it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent YouTube video; check out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as '''Most Honored and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group'''.
Stay Safe, and have a good day.

(Copied from my most recent Twitters)

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 21:08, 25 January 2010 (CET)

=== 30 January 2010 ===
Well, last night, I have uploaded 6 more pages, and just now I have added a NEW Mailbag of my own with inputs from True Sonichu Fans on a Forum I've just learned about. This is [[Mailbag 50]]; I put this together, so YOU ALL can LEARN how to BETTER PHRASE your letters so I can feel Less Enticed into Stressing Out and having to Reply Derogatory as in the recent bunches of Mailbags beforehand. [[Lie|With that, I promise to improve my behavior on that for the better]], but you all have to help me out too.

Also, I have uploaded a new video of apology; it is a current featured video below.

You all Stay Safe, and have a good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:10, 30 January 2010 (CET)

==February 2010==
===2 February 2010===
**Also, if you are just as offended as I am for the Ads Asperpedia's [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User:Mao Mao "Bamboo" Ling] has been putting up wrongfully on the Cwcipedia, Feel Free to e-mail ALL your complaints personally to him at '''mao@hsienko.com'''. Give him Hell to Pay.

Stay Safe, and have a good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 19:00, 2 February 2010 (CET)

===14 February 2010===
Happy Valentines Day, Y'all

It has been crazy with the up and down-times with the [[Cwcipedia]] and whatnot. But no more. Currently, I am still drawing and coloring (mostly drawing though) the pages, and I think y'all will be satisfied with the finished 10th Book. I will upload ALL remaining pages of that book, plus some for Book 11 on the 24th (Look Forward to that). Also, to note, I will also be continuing the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas Special]] in the second or third part of the 12th book.

In the meantime, I will continue to daily update the Cwcipedia with answering the Mailbags and adding a new Character Bio Page to the site per day. Most of which will be short but sweet.

Also, thanks to Mr. [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]], I now have a lighter view on [[homos|homosexual people]], and with that, I respectfully retract my past reply to one Mailbag letter, and I say, [[Mailbag_49#Chris_loves_his_country|"'''Power to the Gays in the Army'''"]].

And currently, my [[The Wallflower|girl friend]] and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and [[Mailbag_31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|not make me feel intruded]] by inquiring constantly.

'''Keep All Mailbag Questions LIMITED ONLY to topics of the Cwcipedia, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], my Comics, Cwcville, and Myself.''' Any questions not on those topics, although read, will all receive a [[Mailbag 52|neutral response]] or none at all.

Thank you all for your loyalty and patience, and have a good and safe day.

--ChrisChanSonichu 01:44, 15 February 2010 (CET)
==March 2010==
===10 March 2010===
LOOK, Just because I don't update as often as I should, or draw/color as much, does not give any one of you the right to torture the hell out of me. I was Happy. I was At Peace. But NO, SOMEONE among the Trolls among those of You All would Just Not Let Me Be.

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because YOU damn trolls won't leave me be. And even the Impatient Fans; Honest, True and Loyal as you all may be, you all are part to blame in this as well. Y'all are mostly immature people who have no lives of your own. Y'all don't want me to have a Life Of My Own; Y'all don't want me to find Long-Term Peace and Happiness for myself. Y'all don't want me to Find and Keep Sweet True Love for myself. You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed Mary Lee Walsh to be; True Love is NOT Illegal in the United States of America, INCLUDING Virginia. Because you all are so self-absorbed in yourselves, spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and art MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people.

And your misdeeds only lead to Heartbreaks and Heartaches upon Me... They Really Hurt.

I have let you who have dared to do what you wanted to bully and torture me emotionally, but when YOU BULLY THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT WITH DAMNED PAGES THAT MAKE THEM LOOK AS STUPID AS ME, LEADING TO PREMATURE DEATHS, BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME, AND JUST PLAIN EMOTIONAL DAMAGE AND EMBARRASSMENTS, YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!!

Leave My Friends and Family Out Of the Online Hazings and Hatred; I, Christian Weston Chandler, Am Your Main Target. BE A HUMAN AND COME AT ME DIRECTLY!!!

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 01:45, 11 March 2010 (CET)

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because YOU damn trolls won't leave me be. And even the Impatient Fans; Honest, True and Loyal as you all may be, you all are part to blame in this as well. Y'all are mostly immature people who have no lives of your own. Y'all don't want me to have a Life Of My Own; Y'all don't want me to find Long-Term Peace and Happiness for myself. Y'all don't want me to Find and Keep Sweet True Love for myself. You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed Mary Lee Walsh to be; True Love is NOT Illegal in the United States of America, INCLUDING Virginia. Because you all are so self-absorbed in yourselves, spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and art MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted people.

And your misdeeds only lead to Heartbreaks and Heartaches upon Me... They Really Hurt.

„

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:03, 11 March 2010 (CET)

“
And another thing, I have Never been Really Sure on the whole making money thing, or of any other aspirations. I originally started the whole Sonichu thing for fun. NOW it is being pressured onto me like as if it was a Job. I am sick and tired of it feeling like a Job; I want it to go back to being Fun For Me, and for that, I need to do things at my own pace on my own time. I have the right to create other projects or resume past ones on A.D.D.-Like Impulses.

The stories WILL Continue; I WILL change the final few pages of Book 10 to be more appropriate for most people; I WILL Update this website time and time again.

I understand that I have lost a lot of "fans" due to "lack of new content", but THOSE PEOPLE are among the People I am most annoyed with in my one-paragraph rant above. I am tired of trying to please MILLIONS; what matters to me is caring and pleasing the local few around me who I truly and deeply care about.

With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life" and "Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals" Categories. '''I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me.'''

''Note: Chris would later amend the bolded portion of the above entry. See the 14 March entry for details.''

===14 March 2010===

I have made observation [[The Wallflower|that One page]] that was of a current woman friend of mine has been deleted and changed appropriately to a page of a different title and respective keeping-anonymous description.

This is good for a Start, and that main portion has been met.

BUT, there is MORE to be done. I WANT the webmaster of the CWCki to do the same for the other following people I care about:

'''-[[Megan Schroeder]]'''

'''-[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'''

'''-[[Anna McLerran]]'''

'''-[[Joshua Martinez]]'''

'''-[[Laura Dorazio]]'''

'''-[[Kellie Andes]]'''

'''-[[Tiffany Gowen]]'''

'''-[[Joseph Herring]]'''

'''-[[PandaHalo|Sarah Cassandra McKenzie (PandaHalo)]]'''

'''-[[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]]'''

'''-[[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]]'''

'''-[[Vivian Gee]] is a [[Gal-Pal]]; Please Relocate the link(s) to her page as such.'''

'''-[[Sarah Jackson]]'''

'''-[[Two's_company_snapshots|Faeryn (A.K.A. the "Hambeast")]]'''

'''-**[[Chandler_Family_Tree|ALL OF MY RELATIVES AND FAMILY]]**'''

'''-[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'''

I would like this done before 11:59 PM of March 31, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, or there WILL be trouble personally from me.

* To Anna McLerran, I would personally like to extend my humble apologies for offending her, along with a lot of homosexual people, in any form with my past but now dead angst against the gays.

The Homosexuals are okay people too.

To everyone, I wish you all a safe and good day.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:04, 14 March 2010 (CET)

''Note: While posting this update, Chris also altered the ending of the 10 March 2010 entry. He replaced the bolded portion at the end of that entry with the following:''

As I have updated in the C-Log, a page that has caused chaos the past few days has been deleted and changed to something more anonymous, and that is good, for a start. I have listed the other pages of people I care about on the CWCki I would like to see similar, if not same, treatment. The deadline is March 31, 2010, 11:59 PM, Easter Standard Time. Do it, or there WILL be trouble. [[Death threats|I am Armed after all]].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:09, 14 March 2010 (CET)

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[Mailbag]]
*[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page External link to the main page of the CWCipedia, where the latest blog post is featured]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Blog The CWC Blog archive]

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'''Clyde Cash:'''
[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|Plea to Clyde]] |
[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]] |
[[Vibrator destruction video]] |
[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|The proof]] |
[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|BACK THE FUCK OFF]] |
[[Secret Weapon]] |
[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] |
[[YouTube Finale]] |
[[A CWC Audition]] |
[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]] |
[[Sign Destruction Video|Sign destruction video]] |
[[Clyde Cash the kid video]] |
[[Challenge for Clyde]] |
[[Challenge for Clyde II]] |
[[Chris Loses It|Chris loses it]] |
[[War Paint Video|War paint video]] |
[[10242009|Response to Gregg]] |
[[To Clyde Gregg]] |
[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]] |
[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]] |
[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]] |
[[Getting Foam Ed]] |
[[I AM STRONG]] |
[[Twin Falling Towers]] |
[[It will never end]] |
[[Apology for 9/11 Joke|Apology for doing WTC]] |
[[No More Jokes]] |
[[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|To Clyde and Jack]]

'''Other trolls:'''
[[We're Being Watched]] |
[[A near public apology]] |
[[The July 10th Messages]] |
[[Rollin' and Trollin']] |
[[CWC Trollin More]] |
[[It's UGH!]] |
[[Chris humps his PS3]] |
[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] |
[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] |
[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|Curse the Trolls]] |
[[4 September 2009|Ultimatum for Vivian]] |
[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]] |
[[To Clyde and Jack]] |
[[15 January 2010|Multiple challenge]] |
[[12 January 2010|Asperchu fury]] |
[[Surfshack Tito]] |
[[A message to the Trolls]] |
[[Don't Mess With Me]] |
[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]
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==February 1994==

* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' ''26 [[February 1994]]'' {{Television}} {{Video games}} Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon. Chris was one of two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.

==May 1998==

* '''[[Song of Christian]]''' ''15 [[May 1998]]'' {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Leaked}} Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.

==June 1998==

* '''[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]''' ''4 [[June 1998]]'' {{Video games}} {{Leaked}} Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.

==October 1999==

* '''[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]''' ''16 [[October 1999]]'' {{Television}} {{PokeShirt}} {{Leaked}} The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.

==July 2001==

* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]''' ''12 [[July 2001]]'' {{Leaked}} Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera.

==November 2003==

* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' ''22 [[November 2003]]'' {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Leaked}} Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in [[Animal Crossing]].

==June 2004==

* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' ''7 [[June 2004]]'' {{Video games}} Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.

==December 2004==

* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl]]''' ''20 [[December 2004]]'' {{Music}} Chris sings the first track by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].

==February 2005==

* '''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]''' ''24 [[February 2005]]'' {{Comedy}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the ''Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law'' Vol. 1 DVD set

==November 2006==

* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' ''28 [[November 2006]]'' {{Video games}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris enters a ''Robot Chicken'' competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''

==February 2007==

* '''C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' ...

* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' {{Reason}} {{ClassicShirt}} In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.

==June 2007==

* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' ''[[June 2007]]'' {{Music}} {{Video games}} {{Comedy}} {{Stackhouse}} {{OrangeShirt}} Chris does a rap for the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] competition. [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins.

==August 2007==

* '''[[CWC is Angry]]''' ''[[August 2007]]'' {{Rage}} {{Stackhouse}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.

==November 2007==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' {{Reason}} {{ED}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

==August 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' {{Rage}} {{ED}} {{RedShirt}} After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{PokeShirt}} Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}} Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited [[Sonichu 7]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' {{ED}} {{SeaGreenPolo}} In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{SeaGreenPolo}} Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.

==September 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} Chris realizes [[Blanca]] is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by [[Jimmy Hill]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{Miyamoto}} {{JerkopShirt}} Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' {{Stackhouse}} {{DogShirt}} After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest.

* '''[[Chris Sex Videos]]''' 25 [[September 2008]] {{Sex}} {{Panda}} {{GreenStripeShirt3}} {{Leaked}} Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and performing terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].

==October 2008==

* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' - ''8 [[October 2008]]'' {{Blanca}} {{GreenBlackTrim}} Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux and states that Blanca was real.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' {{Blanca}} {{OrangeShirt}} Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Hill}} {{DogShirt}} Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters in [[Little Big Planet]] and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{VertRedShirt}} Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]''' {{ClassicShirt}} In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

==December 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}} Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of [[Ryan Cash]], and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for [[Sonichu 8]].

==January 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DogShirt}} Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of [[Britney Spears]], apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.

* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' - ''19 [[January 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian begs [[Clyde Cash]] to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{JokerShirt}} Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Miyamoto}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.

==February 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Panda}} {{Julie}} {{GreenStripeShirt}} In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{Reason}} {{DogShirt}} Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest [[Sonichu Girls]]. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to [[Sarah May]]. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.

* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' - ''20 [[February 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}} JULAYYYY

==March 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' {{Tragedy}}{{Julie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris sees the March 8 episode of [[Family Guy]], "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{Ivy}} {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to [[Ivy]].

* '''[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]''' ''20 [[March 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} Chris sends a "romantic" message to Ivy that will haunt your dreams.

* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' - ''26 [[March 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{PokeShirt}} Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.

* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' - ''29 [[March 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{RedBlueShirt}} In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout.

* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]'''- ''30 [[March 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.

* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.

* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).

* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.

==April 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]''' {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.

* '''[[More for the crabs]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, [[Crass and Champ]].

* '''[[The Return of Kimmi]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.

* '''[[Bunny Hop]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.

* '''[[ACWCAudition]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".

* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Ivy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}} Three leaked videos showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.

* '''[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]''' - ''17 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009]]''' - ''17 [[April 2009]]'' {{Tragedy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]''' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.

* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' - ''24 [[April 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding.

* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris gayly sings and dances.

* '''[[Power]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Leaked}} Chris shows how "strong" he is.

* '''[[CWCFlyingElephants]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}} Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming [[random access humor|whatever comes to his mind]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]''' {{Reason}}{{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.

==May 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]''' {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his [[Wikipedia]] page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.

*'''[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]]''' ''4 [[May 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris tells Unilever to stop selling their products to [[homos]].

* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Rage}} A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

==June 2009==

*'''[[Chris's Big Night Out]]''' - ''12 [[June 2009]]'' {{RedShirt}} Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who record him.

* '''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Galpals}} {{Reason}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her [[gay]] brother.

* '''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}} Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[niggos|Niggas]] Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos"

==July 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}} Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]]. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.

* '''[[The July 10th Messages]]''' - ''10 [[July 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{RefereeShirt}} Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.

* '''[[A near public apology]]''' - ''11 [[July 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{RedShirt}} Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.

* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' - ''17 [[July 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} [[Image:Trollinstyle.png]] Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].

* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' - ''19 [[July 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{RedShirt}} Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]]''' {{Liquid}} [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.

* '''[[It's UGH!]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}} Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".

* '''[[Cwc dare]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{RedShirt}} Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".

* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Comedy}} [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] {{Leaked}} Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.

* '''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]''' - ''25 [[July 2009]]'' {{Music}} [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".

* '''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts]]''' - ''26 [[July 2009]]'' {{Comics}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.

* '''[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''' - ''29 [[July 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}} In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.

==August 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]''' {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.

* '''[[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]''' - ''4 [[August 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name"

* '''[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]''' - ''6 [[August 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{JokerShirt}} Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"

* '''[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]''' - ''9 [[August 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}} Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.

* '''[[LOOK at the truth!]]''' - ''10 [[August 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}} Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]''' {{Fanart}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]''' {{Liquid}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.

* '''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''' - ''14 [[August 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}} When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}} Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009]]''' {{Rage}} {{RedShirt}} Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{Website}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009]]''' {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.

* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{GreenBlackTrim}} Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.

* '''[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]''' - ''29 [[August 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{SeaGreenPolo}} Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009]]''' {{RefereeShirt}} Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

==September 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' {{Rage}} {{GreenStripeShirt3}} Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.

* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' - ''6 [[September 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{RedShirt}} Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.

* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' - ''13 [[September 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{RedShirt}} Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.

* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' - ''16 [[September 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' {{RefereeShirt}} Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Whiteblacktrim.png]] Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' {{Clyde}} [[Image:WhiteTshirt.png]] Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.

==October 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' {{VertRedShirt}} Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.

* '''[[10112009]]''' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.

* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{RedShirt}} A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.

* '''[[10142009|Calling out Gregg Mays -Again.]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.

* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} [[Image:WhiteTshirt.png]] Chris unburies the <del>tomahawk</del> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' {{Liquid}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.

* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.

* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' ''18 [[October 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend''. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.

* '''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''' ''21 [[October 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to [[PSEye]] neglect. He does indeed plug the game ''Brütal Legend'' and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule [[trolls]].

* '''[[Addressing Liquid]]''' ''22 [[October 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.

* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.

* '''[[10242009]]''' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.

* '''[[10252009 For Kacey]]''' {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].

* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.

* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.

* '''[[For Chris No 2]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}} Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.

* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.

* '''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}} With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.

* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".

* '''[[CWC 30 Push Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.

* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.

* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.

* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

==November 2009==

* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]] {{Clyde}} Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.

* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.

* '''[[It_will_never_end|It Will Never End]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.

* '''[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' - ''2 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.

* '''[[11032009_Preface_to_Rescuing_Kacey|Preface to Rescuing Kacey]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Liquid}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, and kisses the camera.

* '''[[Rescuing_Kacey_From_Christian_W_Chandler|Rescuing Kacey from Christian W Chandler]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{Direct Feed}} Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.

* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Parappashirtmini.png]] Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.

* '''[[No More Jokes]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.

* '''[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]''' - ''6 [[November 2009]] {{Tragedy}} {{Liquid}} {{RedStripeShirt}} After the disastrous [[Father Call]], Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.

* '''[[CWC is sad]]''' - ''10 [[November 2009]]'' {{Tragedy}} {{Liquid}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.

* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} {{Liquid}} {{RefereeShirt}} Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.

* '''[[11142009|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} {{RefereeShirt}} Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.

* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' {{Comics}} {{Fanart}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' {{Comics}} Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.

==December 2009==

* '''[[3 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.

* '''[[Sonichu's Edge]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' {{VertRedShirt}} Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.

* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' {{Comics}} [[Image:Safetyparka.png]] Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.

* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Rumors}} {{Galpals}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.

* '''[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' {{OrangeShirt}} Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.

* '''[[Congrats%2C_Jack_Black|Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.

* '''[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.

* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Galpals}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.

* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' {{Rumors}} [[Image:Greenwidestripeshirt.png]] Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.

* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.

* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} {{Website}} Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".

* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.

* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels . He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.

* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png‎]] Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].

* '''[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{reason}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

==January 2010==

* '''[[This was my fault]]''' ''2 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{reason}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Chris asks [[Chris and remorse|for forgiveness]] from the Coca-Cola company and the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Closed Due To AIDS|CWCipedia's]] [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Sysop]] for his infringement of [[Chris and copyright|copyright laws]].

* '''[[Down with Asperchu]]''' ''9 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Since Christian believes he is victorious over the [[homos|gays]] after getting the despised [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_Advertisements|ads]] taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]].

* '''[[12 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010]]''' ''12 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks of a work with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site.

* '''[[14 January 2010|Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is [[Lie|a good person]] even after he [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Asperchu|someone]] and wished for their [[Death threats|imminent demise]].

* '''[[What's_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Music}} {{DogShirt}} Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent [[The Simpsons]] 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the harmonica at all, making his [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|statement]] in the [[Mailbag]] yet another [[lie]].

* '''[[15 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} Chris expresses his desire to [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|take on four dudes at once]] and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.

* '''[[U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L|Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version)]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Crazy}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} The video title, '''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''', written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.

*'''[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]''' ''17 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for [[Patti]]'s spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the [[Asperpedia]].

*'''[[22 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010]]''' ''22 [[January 2010]]'' [[Image:Homosn.png]] {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers."

*'''[[29 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010]]''' ''29 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.

==February 2010==

*'''[[CWC address to Royal Board]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK [[Chris and copyright|copyright]], attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.

*'''[[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Homos}} {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia.

*'''[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} After cursing Mao, Chris excuse himself to Alec and Evan for the "[[Death threats|Past Unformalities]]" and ask if he can tone down his publicity on CWCipedia.

*'''[[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]''' ''5 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.

*'''[[9 February 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate February 9th, 2010]]''' ''9 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris makes a video about how Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the [[CWCipedia|undestroyable]].

*'''[[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]]''' ''23 [[February 2010]]'' {{Crazy}} {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day!

*'''[[Magical Man Potion]]''' ''24 [[February 2010]]'' {{Crazy}} {{OrangeShirt}} Chris mixes up yet another [[fapcup|disgusting concoction]], but this time it turns him into someone less pathetic.

*'''[[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]''' ''24 [[February 2010]]'' {{Video games}} {{Crazy}} Chris attempts to explain the PS3 and PlayStation Network.

==March 2010==

*'''[[03022010|Captain's Log, Stardate March 2nd, 2009]]''' ''02 [[March 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris apologizes to Alec, and shows off a new Asperchu medallion.

*'''[[Surfshack Tito]]''' ''02 [[March 2010]]'' {{Crazy}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris talks about Rocket Power.

*'''[[A message to the Trolls]]''' ''10 [[March 2010]]'' {{Tragedy}}{{Rage}} {{JokerShirt}} Chris laments the ill effects the trolls have had on his life, and pontificates the feelings of a broken heart. This could mark the death of Bob or the end of his relationship with [[The Wallflower]].

*'''[[Don't Mess With Me]]''' ''10 [[March 2010]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{JokerShirt}} Chris imagines going Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on [[Clyde Cash]].

*'''[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]''' ''14 [[March 2010]]'' {{Crazy}} {{TanWideLines}} A kilt-wearing Chris threatens [[Surfshack Tito]] with a panty shot and his amazing knife skills.

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries|*List of Captain's Logs]]
{{Documents}}

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T08:56:46Z

Alteceastlansing:

'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], and being completely incompetent with a knife.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}

===Transcript===

{{transcription}}

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't_Mess_With_Me]]|nextlink=Current|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T08:55:33Z

Alteceastlansing:

'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], and being completely incompetent with a knife.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}

===Transcript===

{{transcription}}

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack_Tito]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't_Mess_With_Me]]|nextlink=Current|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:Christory/March 01

2010-03-01T06:03:15Z

Alteceastlansing:

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = Postcard from Ebaums.jpg
|imagecaption = yep
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2009]]''', an [[ED]] troll who produced postcards from screencaps of the [[Sex tape|sex doll video]] claims to have sent the postcards to [[Bob Chandler]], who supposedly then confiscated Chris's [[PSEye]].
|link = Sex_tape#Postcards
}}

The Simpsons

2010-02-28T00:57:06Z

Alteceastlansing: /* The Show and Chris */

[[Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|thumb|left|Chris rips off Homer Simpson's catchphrase.]]

'''The Simpsons''' is a cartoon about an extremely dysfunctional family, their daily life, and their various wacky adventures. At first the show was considered a classic, but over the years the quality has degenerated, with ridiculous storylines and token celebrity appearances now the order of the day. Of course, like all mediocre cartoons, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] loves it, although not as much as he loves the sub-par rip-off, [[Family Guy]].
==Similarities to Family Guy==
* As said before, Family Guy is almost a carbon copy of the Simpsons in many ways:
** Both shows center around dysfunctional families
** Both have three children (one of whom is overly intelligent)
** Both have a stay-at-home mother who inexplicably puts up with her insensitive, fatass husband's bullshit
** Both the fathers are [[Slow-in-the-minds|retards]].
==The Show and Chris==
Unlike other bad shows, Chris seems to distance himself from it. However, he still seems to be a huge fan of the show, going so far as to video himself [[What%27s_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|singing his own version of the Mr. Plow remix]] that featured in a recent ''The Simpsons'' 20th anniversary special. When Chris finally [[Long_Island_Iced_Tea#Grip_.27n.27_Sip|decided to drink alcohol]], his drink of choice was the Long Island Iced Tea, influenced by an episode where Marge Simpson drank one. It also seems from the [[Secret Weapon]] video that at times Chris laughs like Nelson, a character of the series known for his signature "Ha-ha!" laugh. It recently seems that a poster of Marge's Playboy magazine cover has become one of his many defenses against becoming a [[homo|homo.]] Chris also seems to have lifted the idea of a second Valentine's Day called "[[Christian_Love_Day#Christian_Love_Day|Love Day]]" from the episode "Trash of the Titans." Of course, Chris missed the point that the holiday was an artificial one borne out of [[Ego#Materialism|greed and selfishness]] rather than love, and also that the very people who created it thought it sounded stupid when they said the name should be, "like 'Love Day,' only not so lame."

{{stub}}

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9

2010-02-27T05:49:15Z

Alteceastlansing: /* I've Learned Something */

Hot damn another one. I'm downloading now, and I guess I'll volunteer for the first five minutes of BITCH TRANSCRIBING!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:09, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
* Think I'll pick up where he left off. This one looks like it's gonna be fun. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Isn't there any more audio? It just ends at Alec saying "mis-" at 46:07. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 06:09, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris hangs up, hence why the call ends abruptly. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 06:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**Godjesus, what an asshole. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 06:21, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***Chris just gives always the same answers " the trolls, the slander, the stress", but this is the phonecall with the biggest count of stress sighs so far. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 06:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
==Alec Benson Leary==
Is the greatest man that ever lived.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I second that motion!--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 07:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I have to support this. How many people dared calling Chris a liar and a hypocrite to his own face? On the level of intensity, this is on par with Kacey's Father Call. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:23, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I agree whole-heartedly. '''[[User:Odettafag|Odetta]]''' [[Image:moemon 492.png]] 03:35, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

==I've Learned Something==

It seems that Chris is unable to tell the difference between a parody and a remake. Also, Alec needs to start saying things like "If you go ten seconds without giving me a correct answer, I'll assume you were going to say yes. One, two.....". Also, Chris clearly isn't thinking--he's stalling for time. And have him turn off the TV all the time, I'm certain he's using it to distract himself from Alec.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:59, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think I agree with that. I think he was just trying (and failing) to say that deriving something that's already derivative isn't cool. I don't think he realized that he was admitting Sonichu was derivative when he said that. Here's a thought though: Earlier in the call Chris says he disagrees with Alec's claim that sandy is still a ripoff of Simonchu because he's basically Simonla, (remake of a remake) then later cites the robot chicken episode about Remaking remakes as proof that remakes are bad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:28, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

:I don't think he stalls for time. Two of the immutable laws of being Chris are: A) My actions are always justified and B) I have all of the best qualities of humankind. Often times, those two laws don't reconcile, but as much as he's coddled, he's rarely put into a position to reconcile them. I've noticed the longest pauses in these calls happen when Alec corners him into basically admitting he's being an unfair shithead (e.g. why is it okay for you to parody other people, but it's not okay for you to be parodied?). I think his brain is fervently looking for an answer that not only justifies his actions but doesn't make him look like the bad guy or less than perfect. But there is no answer like that in some of these questions, so he just sits there, searching for something that doesn't exist and unable to respond until he finds it. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 05:46, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9

2010-02-27T05:46:07Z

Alteceastlansing: /* I've Learned Something */

Hot damn another one. I'm downloading now, and I guess I'll volunteer for the first five minutes of BITCH TRANSCRIBING!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:09, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
* Think I'll pick up where he left off. This one looks like it's gonna be fun. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Isn't there any more audio? It just ends at Alec saying "mis-" at 46:07. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 06:09, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris hangs up, hence why the call ends abruptly. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 06:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**Godjesus, what an asshole. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 06:21, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***Chris just gives always the same answers " the trolls, the slander, the stress", but this is the phonecall with the biggest count of stress sighs so far. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 06:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
==Alec Benson Leary==
Is the greatest man that ever lived.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I second that motion!--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 07:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I have to support this. How many people dared calling Chris a liar and a hypocrite to his own face? On the level of intensity, this is on par with Kacey's Father Call. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:23, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I agree whole-heartedly. '''[[User:Odettafag|Odetta]]''' [[Image:moemon 492.png]] 03:35, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

==I've Learned Something==

It seems that Chris is unable to tell the difference between a parody and a remake. Also, Alec needs to start saying things like "If you go ten seconds without giving me a correct answer, I'll assume you were going to say yes. One, two.....". Also, Chris clearly isn't thinking--he's stalling for time. And have him turn off the TV all the time, I'm certain he's using it to distract himself from Alec.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:59, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think I agree with that. I think he was just trying (and failing) to say that deriving something that's already derivative isn't cool. I don't think he realized that he was admitting Sonichu was derivative when he said that. Here's a thought though: Earlier in the call Chris says he disagrees with Alec's claim that sandy is still a ripoff of Simonchu because he's basically Simonla, (remake of a remake) then later cites the robot chicken episode about Remaking remakes as proof that remakes are bad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:28, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

:I don't think he stalls for time. Two of the immutable laws of being Chris are: A) My actions are always justified and B) I have all of the best qualities of humankind. Often times, those two laws don't reconcile, but as much as he's coddled, he's rarely put into a position to reconcile them. I've noticed the longest pauses in these calls happens when Alec corners him into basically admitting he's being an unfair shithead (e.g. why is it okay for you to parody other people, but it's not okay for you to be parodied?). I think his brain is fervently looking for an answer that not only justifies his actions but doesn't make him look like the bad guy or less than perfect. But there is no answer like that in some of these questions, so he just sits there, searching for something that doesn't exist and unable to respond until he finds it. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 05:46, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Examples of Chris's Ego

2010-02-27T02:11:39Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Christian Love Day */

Here's the exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!

==In the Real World==

===At School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his very sub-par work. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public Places===
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the owner, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing trying to save it, then tried to speak, only to be shot down.

===People===
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He, then, tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. He was also convinced that the main reason she was offended was that she hadn't been exposed to as much pornography as he had. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house… then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between Autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On December 5, 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he present an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and Copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]] due to the [[Audiobooks]] she made out of his comic. He released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and ask for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, both separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]- While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "Simonla". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but a [[Mailbag 43|recent Mailbag]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonchu would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler")'s powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, despite having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this.

===The Internet===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo DaVinci and Michaelangelo]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since [[Chandler Family Tree|free-riding on someone else's talents]] is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan| Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existance. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of [[ED]] and edited out at his convenience<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan]</ref>.
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[Pixelated PS3|Robot Chicken's ''What Would You Do For A PS3'' Contest]] - Chris, when talking about how far he would go to get a PS3, admitted he would ''throw away the cure for autism'' for it.

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses professional psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a national holiday; a "Second Day of Love" for [[Chris and his Ego#Christian Love Day|no valid reason whatsoever]].
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris believe he can use his current congregation as a personal army.

==In the Comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] sees ''Sonichu'' taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2''). and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self indulging fantasies that are described below:

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as CWCVille. The city's major currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as CWC Cola. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, [[Fail|just because she thought Chris <s>being jealous of her</s> was sweet]]. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essential tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into <s>a furfag</s> [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceed with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for <s>autism</s> homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egoistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the [[4-cent_garbage]] HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is [[fail|legendary]]) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. And then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome.
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy. ]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) Asexuality are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday. |[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him (neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday). He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag_Day_in_Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

[[Chris and Religion|Interesting to note]] is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and his Ego|Chris is a narcissist]]. Big surprise.

Chris is so engrossed by the idea that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his [[trolls|army of fans]] to celebrate his hubris. And to remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country.

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==References==
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==See Also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Examples of Chris's Ego

2010-02-27T02:11:15Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Christian Love Day */

Here's the exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!

==In the Real World==

===At School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his very sub-par work. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public Places===
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the owner, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing trying to save it, then tried to speak, only to be shot down.

===People===
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He, then, tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. He was also convinced that the main reason she was offended was that she hadn't been exposed to as much pornography as he had. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house… then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between Autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On December 5, 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he present an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and Copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]] due to the [[Audiobooks]] she made out of his comic. He released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and ask for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, both separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]- While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "Simonla". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but a [[Mailbag 43|recent Mailbag]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonchu would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler")'s powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, despite having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this.

===The Internet===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo DaVinci and Michaelangelo]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since [[Chandler Family Tree|free-riding on someone else's talents]] is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan| Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existance. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of [[ED]] and edited out at his convenience<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan]</ref>.
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[Pixelated PS3|Robot Chicken's ''What Would You Do For A PS3'' Contest]] - Chris, when talking about how far he would go to get a PS3, admitted he would ''throw away the cure for autism'' for it.

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses professional psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a national holiday; a "Second Day of Love" for [[Chris and his Ego#Christian Love Day|no valid reason whatsoever]].
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris believe he can use his current congregation as a personal army.

==In the Comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] sees ''Sonichu'' taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2''). and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self indulging fantasies that are described below:

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as CWCVille. The city's major currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as CWC Cola. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, [[Fail|just because she thought Chris <s>being jealous of her</s> was sweet]]. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essential tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into <s>a furfag</s> [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceed with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for <s>autism</s> homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egoistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the [[4-cent_garbage]] HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is [[fail|legendary]]) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. And then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome.
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy. ]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) Asexuality are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday. |[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him (neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday). He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag_Day_in_Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

[[Chris and Religion|Interesting to note]] is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and his Ego|Chris is a narcissist]]. Big surprise.

Chris is so engrossed by the idea that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his [[trolls|army of fans]] to celebrate his hubris. And to remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country.

{{clear}}

==References==
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==See Also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Sonichu 9

2010-02-26T21:31:00Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Episode 20: CWC-Defense */

[[Image:SchuComic9.jpg|thumb|The Saga Continues...]]

'''''Sonichu 9''''' is the tenth issue of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic book. It depicts Chris's return from the [[Time Void]] he fell into in [[Sonichu 7]], as well as the canonical version of the sequence depicted in [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]].

The issue sees the debut of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla Flaaffy]], [[Ivy]], and [[GodJesus]]. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s marriage and children are acknowledged for the first time since Chris introduced the [[retcon]] in August 2009.

Confusion about what Sonichu 9 is and is not arises from the fact that Chris published a preview of Episode 21, scheduled for [[Sonichu 10]] before beginning work on [[Episode 18]] for [[Sonichu 8]]; [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|many]] have mistakenly referred to one or both of these stories as issue 9. However, the asspies at [[CWCki]] have always been able to keep track of the TRUE and HONEST continuity, and know Sonichu 9 features Episodes 19 and 20. Chris himself has confirmed this on [[CWCipedia]].

==Production==
Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when drew the cover, although progress has stalled due to the stress of coping with the [[trolls]] demanding MOAR COMIX. In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris has released the content of this issue section by section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on [[March 2009|30 March 2009]], followed by the rest of the episode on [[April 2009|12 April 2009]]; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until [[July 2009]]. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on [[August 2009|August 8th]], suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from [[CChanSonichuCWC|the impostor]]. Production halted after this, but new pages were made in [[October 2009]] due external forces pressuring him in finishing Episode 20 to solve a copyright dispute.

Due to [[trolls|continuing issues]] with webhosting, Sonichu 9's rolling debut has spanned no less than four different websites: [[sonichuandrosechu.com]], [[cwcville.com]], [[CWCipedia]], and Chris's [[DeviantART]] account.

==The Cover==
The cover depicts the entire [[Chaotic Combo]] as if about to go into battle. It is presumably a montage scene, and is most notable for prominantly featuring [[Rosechu]] in the process of pulling bananas out of her skirt.

==Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)==

This episode is based around our heroes attending "[[Dating Education]]" classes, because although they've spent years training in dojos and fighting the world's most [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|villainous enemies]], none of them are able to talk to the opposite sex.

The comic opens with [[Punchy]] announcing his intention to ace the class and make [[Angelica]] his woman, while [[Simonla]] orders [[Zapina]] into the high-school version of the class to pick up a 16 year old boy. The class itself is taught by [[Sarah Jackson|Ms. Jackaras]]. One boy named "[[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]]" is jealous of Punchy for being paired up with the girl he likes named [[Layla]]. [[Wild]] is paired with Simonla. Some ''[[South Park]]'' knock offs are paired together. [[Ivy]] (after Julie was written out, see [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]), is paired with someone but shows no interest in him because she and Chris had the same dream where [[God/Jesus]] show up and explain that Chris and Ivy are meant to be together. [[Chris]] is still in the void at this point and they have never actually met, making this situation more absurd. The most likely explanation is that Ivy is having an acid flashback.

Ms. Jackaras orders the class to socialise with their chosen partners anonymously over instant message chat, which is far more beneficial than asking them to, oh I don't know, speak to each other face to face. Being the amorous flake that he is, Punchy soon forgets all about Angelica as he speaks to Layla over IM and dreams his dreams of [[china]]. Unfortunately, the jealous [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] tries to put a stop to Punchy's sexy plans and cuts the cable on the computer, thus cutting off any contact between Layla and Punchy. Sadly, his plan fails as Punchy merely asks [[Wild Sonichu]] to cross over to the other-side of the room and ask Layla out for him. Layla totally says yes. How Wild knew who Layla was from her screen-name is left unexplained. While Wild is doing Punchy's dirty-work for him, he spies Simonla's computer monitor and concludes that he has been IM'ing with her all along, calloo-callay.

Wild takes advantage of this situation by taking her back to his place and showing her his vibrating bed. Punchy meets Layla for the first time outside class, and they make a romantic trip to McDonald's where Punchy demands that da freedom fries not be invaded by salt. Outside class Reginald is comptemplating suicide when he is approached by Angelica who listens to his pathetic tale of woe and, possibly due to use of narcotic substances, flirts with Reginald until he summons the courage to ask her out. To his (and our) bewilderment, she says yes. Back in class, Ms. Jackaras's sister announces her tragic death, but no matter, and hands out the exam scores.

==Episode 20: CWC-Defense==

The full plot of Episode 20 was unknown for a long time, but it was expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of [[CWCville]] seen in [[Sonichu 6]], with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] renewing their attack, the [[electric hedgehog]]s finally gathering the [[Sonichu Balls]] to free [[Crystal]] from the magic mirror, and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] at last escaping the time void. Chris's videos at the time contained an increasing number of references to the 1986 film ''[[Transformers]]: The Movie'', and given the introduction of transforming robots it looked like this story would be a "[[parody]]" of that storyline. Now that the comic is finally released, the word "anticlimax" creeps in the mind for some reason.

The episode begins with [[BILLY MAYS]], who appears to have damaged his hands in some kind of bizarre finger mangling accident, explaining that he was never the mayor of CWCville, just in case anybody hasn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. In a sidenote, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may really not understand anything about death.

The story opens in earnest with the couples established in Episode 19 (Wild/Simonla, Reginald/Angelica, Punchy/Layla) waking up after coitus, proving that Chris's [[dating education]] plan is just a scheme to arrange sex. They are all awakened by [[Silvana]], [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]], and [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] racing around CWCville preparing some major assault involving PVCC's Decepticlones.

Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchcourt Lane, [[Sonichu]] is all set to tell Rosechu some [[Da update|not-so-good news]] until he is completely mesmerized by the sight of her cameltoe while she's doing laundry. When he regains his bearings, he wastes fifteen minutes of his wife's time ranting about how those [[Gay 4 Sonichu|homos]] have been saying that he's a homosexual icon, going into a tard rage and wrecking the shit out of his own house, though we only see him smack what is maybe a potted plant (the rest of his outburst is conveyed through sound effects). Rosey tries to look like she gives a shit as her sweet-bolt blathers on and on, and then offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, because that's what loving wives do. Sonichu figures this is okay since [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|their kids]] are next door, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the PVCC and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

Mayor [[Allison Amber]] gets the call and sends the "Full Police" and [[Power Rangers]] to fight the PVCC. Chris's stupid Transformers ripoffs go instead. Meanwhile, [[Punchy]] is beating up some random [[Jerkops]] as [[Layla]] stands around looking worried because she's a [[Women's rights|woman]]. She's [[sex|attacked from behind]] by a <s>female Jerkop</s> [[Janekops|Janekop]] and shocks her with Thunder. Punchy is somehow hurt. [[Prower]] arrives and Punchy sends him to "intercept and takedown".

Meanwhile, [[Simonla]] is in some random forest when a bunch of Jerkops ambush her. Suddenly, [[Wild]] appears from fucking nowhere and shoots vines at the Jerkops, tying them up while Simonla does absolutely nothing but try to look menacing. She [[fail|fails]]. The Jerkops are polite enough to stand perfectly still as Wild carefully ties them all up and body slams them all, [[Chris and health|sweating profusely]].

We are then shown how [[Angelica]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are faring. Reginald beats the crap out of stuff (while bending his wrists at an ungodly angle) while Angelica destroys some planes with her Wing Attack. She then proceeds to curb stomp the wreckage. Chris uses the same shade of blue on Reginald as he does with the background, making one of the few times he actually colors in his background even worse than his usual laziness.

[[Blake]] and [[Bubbles]] are then shown holding hands on some beach as Jerkops close in on them. They do something retarded and form a giant electrically-charged tidal wave (though Chris being Chris, he fills the wave in entirely with blue before remember to add yellow for the lightning, just causing the whole thing to look green and unpleasant) that flips all the Jerkops' cars over. Naturally, they never once release each other's hands because TWOO WUV CONQUERS ALL. They find themselves surrounded by a group of S.A.V.s (lead by one wearing Starscream's crown) and Blake, showing a moment of "I can do this without you simpering over me", tears apart the entire team by himself before going back to making out with Bubbles. He clarifies that the mechs are [[boyfriend-free girl|"pilot free"]], just in case you cared whether or not he was killing people.

We turn our attention back to Sonichu and Rosechu preparing to enter the battle (with Bumba-Lumba being an [[slow-in-the-minds|ineffectual idiot]], on his side in the middle of the road!). The two enter the battle, kicking ass, with Rosechu using some sort of odd, lightning bolt-shaped... weapon-thing.

At the CWCville Mall/Mayor's Office, [[Patti-chan]] keeps the Jerkops away from the building with a barrier of some sort, as [[Zapina]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Jamsta]], and [[Lolisa]] fight Jerkops. Jamsta and Lolisa don't use any kind of special powers, possibly because they don't have any. Over the skies of CWCville, [[Magi-Chan]] crashes a Crackder into a nearby body of water, only to be struck by Silvana. The two claim to have met before, but it's brushed aside as Magi-chan tried to woo Silvana to his side, claiming to restore her to her true gender (since Count Graduon had "gifted" her with a [[pickle|penis]]). Silvana refers to Graduon as "Papa" as she tells him off and the two prepare to fight.

Elsewhere, Wes-li Sonichu tells Mary Lee Walsh that they can't break through and that the "True Police" and "Outter Forces" have been holding the Jerkops back. Mary Lee says that she'll have to dodge their forces, but she'll be able to take down the barrier.

BACK AT SONICHU AND ROSECHU'S BATTLE, Sonichu's realizing that he's starting to wear down buzzing through Decepticlones when Chris' Sonichumobile appears. He, then, transforms into [[Son-Chu]] and orders the rest of the Autobots to transform. They do and begin the attack and accidentally goop Sonichu in [[semen|muck]]. Then a Punislav captures Rosechu, forcing her to call out to Sonichu who goes to rescue her ('''thus''' ruining timmy1984's entire video saga!). This fight contains the first mention of the idea of "un-brainwashing" the Jerkops (who are all [[slow in the minds]] who have been shot with hypnosis guns, apparently).

Elsewhere, a fire breaks out in a building and in one of the rooms, a person tosses out two Pokeballs, revealing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[BlazeBob Sonichu]]... just mere moments before the building explodes. A headband lands on the ground, revealing that their Trainer was none other than [[PandaHalo]]. (A "memorial" then appears under it.) This marks the second time Chris has immortalized a [[Gal-pal]] by recreating her horrible, painful death in comic form. From Chris's [[Chris and death|bizarre point of view]], this is apparently the best way to remember someone: by focusing entirely on what killed them and not at all on their life or personality. Fire brigade arrives, and the team leader chastises Chloe and BlazeBob for not doing the damn work they were appointed to do (it's possible that this brave fireman was unable to tell Chris that he's been slacking off in his mayoral duties, so he hopes bullying his underlings will get the message across), and the hearts of the two lovehogs are instantly 100% repaired when they realize what they have to do. They decide to go fight the Decepticlones who destroyed the house, while the firemen proceed to "save lives". (Wait, PandaHalo could be alive after all? Like Chris, Chloe and BlazeBob are not into the whole "I won't believe she's dead until I see her charred corpse with my own eyes" thing.)

Meanwhile, Sonichu chases down the Punislav that kidnapped Rosechu. The Punislav fires... something (it looks like missiles, but at the same time, it could also be a hail of Hot Tamales candy) at Sonichu. He dodges, apparently leaps on to the Punislav's head (with a billboard with an odd picture of Chris on it, a message begging him to come back from Allison, in the background) and rips the head off the machine, the robot proclaiming [[Ghostbusters|OW! MY AXELS!]]. As Sonichu wonders if [[Family Guy|Seth MacFarlane]] used Christian's joke in "Road to Germany" (where Peter accidentally steps into a time machine while looking for the bathroom, and nothing beyond that), he hears Rosechu's cry again and continues on.

(There's also a message from CWC demanding that timmy1984 update his videos to be just like that.)

[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid Chris]] in furry form]]

As he does, he's pinged by Magi-Chan, who conveniently tells him where Rosechu is and who's waiting for him. As he does, he's struck by an Earthquake attack and ends up encountering [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]], who seeks to take away credit from the other Electric Hedgehogs. IBA attacks with Rock Throw, but Sonichu counters with Iron Tail, destroying his medallion and apparently giving him a gash across his chest. Likely because of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call|reaction]] to [[Sonichu Special 4|the gun comic]], Chris makes a point of having Sonichu call for medical assistance to take care of the freshly injured IBA, instead of pulling out a gun and shooting the unarmed man in the kneecaps. Before the medics can take him away, grass grows out of the ground and pulls him to safety. The medics call them "Devil [[Trolls]]".

Meanwhile, Sonichu arrives where Rosechu is, unconscious (actually ASLEEP, since there are Z's coming from her) and in the grips of the Punislav. In front of him are [[Eggman]], [[Reldnahc]] and [[Giovanni]], who promise her safety if Sonichu listens to their demands. The demands are simple: pledge undying loyalty to Giovanni and make Reldnahc the mayor of CWCVille (probably a callback to Bluespike forcing Chris to make BILLY MAYS mayor) or Rosechu dies. When Sonichu refuses, Giovanni makes Sonichu wonder what was more important - Rosechu or the city? Sadly, as Chris likes to have his cake and eat it, too, so does Sonichu as a basketball smashes into Giovanni and something cuts Rosechu free (and apparently hits in behind her knees as well!)

As Rosechu falls, Sonichu races and catches the ENTIRE HAND, slams it down and goes to Rosechu's side. As Rosechu comes to, Sonichu fucking text walls the entire past 5 pages before Rosechu shuts him up and asks who freed her. Their rescuers appear in the form of [[Bionic]] and [[Darkbind]], who text wall about what they were doing before they had to save their sorry butts. Reldnahc comes to and gets revenge on Bionic by launching a Pokeball at Bionic, smacking him upside the head in revenge over his defeat back in issue 7 and releasing a [[Pokemon|Nidoking]] to defeat him. Nidoking charges at Bionic planning to crush him up against a tree before Sonichu kicks mud in the Pokemon's face with Mud Slap, blinding it. Bionic, then, proceeds to curbstomp it with some fighting moves, causing it to faint. Reldnahc recalls the fallen Pokemon and proceeds to utter some stupid phrase and fires a purple ball, a so-called [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse of Embarrassment]], on Bionic, who catches it, spins it around and launches it back at Reldnahc, causing him to piss and [[shit]] on himself. His shit literally shoots out behind him, even though he's wearing pants. Apparently there's some kind of flap back there for easy access. Reldnahc teleports away in shame and Giovanni escapes in Robotnik's vehicle.

After a brief moment of finally finding out what happened between Magi-Chan and Silvana (Magi-Chan won using some odd attack, forcing Silvana to retreat as well), we come back to see Megagi cheering for Bionic (in a cheerleader's outfit, no less) before the gang is recalled back to the CWCVille Mall.

As Sonichu and Rosechu race back to the CWCVille Mall, passing by the laughable Kart Megazord, Magi-Chan gives the two a rundown of what's happened: the other Electric Hedgehog Pokemon have cleaned up most of the Jerkop invasion, with a number of them dying (the Jerkops, not the Pokemon); the Autobots have swept up the last of the Decepticlones and are having them shipped away for recycling; the CWC-Power Rangers used their Kart Megazord to defeat an enlarged B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and return them to normal size; the police have taken a few casualties, the volunteers are exhausted and <s>Mary Lee Walsh</s> Slaweel is closing in on the mall. Even worse, there are two other casualties - [[Ivy]] and BILLY MAYS: Ivy was trapped in an elevator when its floor gave way and got her neck tangled in the wires. BILLY MAYS tried to break her fall, but when she got tangled he slipped and fell attempting to free her.

Let's have a recap on the deaths here: sweetheart [[PandaHalo]] is burnt to death, sweetheart [[Ivy]] is strangled and [[BILLY MAYS]] falls <s>to his death</s> several stories only to show up the next issue completely fine.

[[Image:Dirty trick.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon prevents Slaweel from falling to her death after Sonichu knocks her off her broom. To Christian, this constitutes a "[[Sandy Rosechu|dirty trick]]".]]

Back at the CWCVille Mall, Slaweel arrives and proceeds to destroy the barrier with a stupid spell. Sonichu stops her by taking away her broom. Slaweel falls, only to be saved by Graduon, who places a floor grid in the sky, then destroys the broom. Slaweel challenges Sonichu and the battle begins with Rosechu worried (or possibly needing to go to the bathroom). Slaweel strikes with her pitchfork, then fires a bunch of purple orbs, Sonichu dodging all of them. Sonichu counters with some sort of shot, knocking away her pitchfork, then proceeding to spin attack her. Slaweel raises up a barrier to block the attack, but Sonichu SOMEHOW shatters it with a Flash Kick (a la Guile), knocking Slaweel off the platform. She catches herself, but Graduon refuses to aid her and escapes. She slips and falls, only for Sonichu to save her at the last moment. Slaweel tires of the fight and has Graduon get her out of there, with the being vowing that Slaweel will die one day. At the mall, we find out that Rosechu saved Sonichu when he fell and she asks why he didn't kill her. Sonichu says that, as a hero, he couldn't let her die and that only Chris is allowed to land [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|the final blow]]. With that, Sonichu declares that they need to clean up the city and get [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] back to watch [[Mary Poppins]] and [[Chris and death|not mourn those who died]].

In the Epilogue, we see Magi-Chan and Wild Sonichu finding the [[Time Void]] in which Chris was trapped. With Wild's help, Chris is pulled free. Fifteen minutes later, Sonichu bids farewell to Wild, telling him of what he needs to do. In the final page, Chris declares that this issue will be the last to feature himself and everything related to him for now on. This, of course, turns out to be untrue as Chris is featured prominently in [[Sonichu 10]] and a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|later phone call]] with [[Alec Benson Leary]] shows Chris only intends to make "less appearances."

[[fail|Way to keep a promise, Chris]].

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==External links==
* Episode 19 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_2 Comic]
* Episode 20 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 Comic]

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Twitter

2010-02-26T20:44:16Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Chris's Twitter ramblings */

{{quote|NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|Chris's initial reaction}}
{{quote|...I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box.|Chris [[CWC Blog#28 December 2009|turns his coat much faster than good ol' Machiavelli]]}}
{{quote|SHUT UP!|Chris's first tweet tells us exactly what he really thinks}}
'''Twitter''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 140 characters in length. While Twitter has proven that it is a very useful website for many causes, it still could perhaps be described as a fad that is here to stay; there's no denying that there's probably ''something'' fad-like about it if even Chris thinks Twitter is a fad.

Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu], when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu a live Sonichu Twitter feed] on the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. The live feed was promptly overrun by trolls, so Chris was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] that were flying around.

The reason why Chris prefixes his tweets with "C.C. Sonichu says:" is that the Sonichu Twitter feed picks up all mentions of the word "Sonichu". (Go on! Try it out! You know you want to! Twitter-savvy people may want to use #sonichu hashtag instead — it works just as well.)

Chris apparently has no idea why Twitter was designed the way it is designed. Most of time, Chris appears to think Twitter is just a normal blog that somehow splits the messages in 140 character chunks. This obviously makes following and replying to him hard and makes it almost impossible to actually read his updates. Hence, the following chronological list.

== Chris's Twitter ramblings ==



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| SHUT UP!
| 27 December 2009, 03:26 UTC
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| I, Christian Weston Chandler, DO NOT SUPPORT GAY LIFE WHATSOEVER!
| 27 December 2009, 03:27 UTC
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| Listen to me, Clyde Cash and Jack Thadius are BOTH GOD DAMN TROLLS! DO NOT LISTEN TO EITHER OF THEM!
| 27 December 2009, 03:27 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: This is a test for the Twitter Feed on the Cwcipedia.
| 28 December 2009, 17:49 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for uploading late; fell asleep early; plan to adjust upload time accordingly; it's all cool.
| 28 December 2009, 17:56 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer mailbag later today; had to shovel snow; have more chores to do; stay safe, well and straight.
| 28 December 2009, 17:57 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have just replied to the set of letters in the 23rd mailbag; I detest the homos and all people who continue to lable me
| 29 December 2009, 00:58 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I, Christian Weston Chandler, am Straight, and I will remain as such FOREVER; Quit Mislabeling ME and my characters!
| 29 December 2009, 01:00 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am very sick and tired having to deal with any letters and discussions from people who are GROSSLY In Error on the fact
| 29 December 2009, 01:01 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu Says: I had to CORRECT one whole letter, sending the wrong original into the Reject Mailbag. DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO DEAL...
| 29 December 2009, 01:02 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...WITH THAT GOD DAMN CRAP!
| 29 December 2009, 01:02 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: *taking deep breaths*
| 29 December 2009, 01:03 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I'm going to answer the Common Questions now; afterwards, if you have any questions, you may check for it being answered
| 29 December 2009, 01:04 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And if your question is not there, then you may ask it in your letter; I do not like to repeat myself, that is my...
| 29 December 2009, 01:05 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Father's Job; repeating himself in speech. UGH!!!!
| 29 December 2009, 01:05 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I've just finished the Common Questions. To answer a Tweeted Question, Minute Maid Lemonade or Coca Cola.
| 29 December 2009, 01:34 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Recent Cwcipedia Updates: Answered two mailbags; Started Community Link List; Adjusting schedule for biological clock fix
| 30 December 2009, 01:55 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am coloring in the current pair of pages; one of which along with a few future pages will have real-life me within...
| 30 December 2009, 21:38 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: After coloring is completed, I will log in, answer more letters and a couple of other updates. Thank you for paitience.
| 30 December 2009, 21:41 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am up-to-date now on all of the mailbags; I also added a new featured video I feel teaches a most important lesson.
| 31 December 2009, 03:18 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed and uploaded two new pages for Book 10; I will answer another mailbag later this afternoon...
| 31 December 2009, 17:04 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: NO ADVERTISEMENTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE INTRODUCTION BOX, and as Captain of this Cwcipedia, I will be respetected.
| 31 December 2009, 17:06 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I answered another mailbag; I answered more Common Questions for the F.A.Q.; feeling tired, will rest then start next...
| 31 December 2009, 23:23 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...pages.
| 31 December 2009, 23:23 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed my updates for the day; 2 more pages for 10th book; another mailbag and more F.A.Q.s answered...
| 02 January 2010, 02:11 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...and I assert my right as Captain of Cwcipedia with My Own Ads around the site that I FULLY SUPPORT...
| 02 January 2010, 02:12 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and Mutiny will not be tolerated. Stay Safe, and have a good day.
| 02 January 2010, 02:12 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have just noticed the Cwcipedia is back up; I was in middle of drawing a 6th page; decided to take a break and check...
| 05 January 2010, 01:22 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer two mailbags tonight; I will upload the 6 pages from today and the past weekend tomorrow around noon, EST.
| 05 January 2010, 01:23 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have learned from my mistake; I promise not to dwell on Jack's Ads (at least they're non-offensive right now)...
| 05 January 2010, 01:26 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And the Cwcipedia has some money to last for months to years anyway; I will not repeat the mistake I have made recently.
| 05 January 2010, 01:27 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for the downtime, and I appreciate all of y'all's loyalty and patience; Stay Safe, and have a good day.
| 05 January 2010, 01:28 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Minor setback, I am having trouble logging in; I'm looking into it with the SysOp; If I don't update tonight...
| 05 January 2010, 02:00 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...I will definitely update tomorrow.
| 05 January 2010, 02:00 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Good evening; I apologize for being late; had a trip with family and chores to do earlier...
| 06 January 2010, 03:24 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Anyway, I have 5 more pages to be uploaded shortly; will answer another mailbag after uploading.
| 06 January 2010, 03:25 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: will have another pair of pages tomorrow as usual. Enjoy the set of pages for now...
| 06 January 2010, 03:26 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...and I hope Clyde and Jack get the MESSAGE of if they do not make ammends for their misdeeds, devils will gnash theirs.
| 06 January 2010, 03:27 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have another pair of pages; I will answer another mailbag; not much else at the moment; Stay Safe.
| 07 January 2010, 03:03 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have two more pages; expect a few fun moments the next few pages leading from P 38; since ad in intro box is gone...
| 08 January 2010, 02:57 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will change the introduction icon with the absence of the quote as promised; and I will answer another mailbag.StaySafe
| 08 January 2010, 02:58 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: With current log-in troubles, I do have announcements to make within the next bunch of Tweets, so Pleas Pay Attention!!!
| 13 January 2010, 03:19 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still..
| 13 January 2010, 03:20 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: .Illegal and Wrong.
| 13 January 2010, 03:21 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous Asperpedia of WHY they are...
| 13 January 2010, 03:22 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them
| 13 January 2010, 03:22 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To Alec: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in your comics, because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT,...
| 13 January 2010, 03:23 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! I admit I have done that
| 13 January 2010, 03:24 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their
| 13 January 2010, 03:24 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on
| 13 January 2010, 03:25 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your Amtrak; Quit Messing Up My Life, or I WILL come after you.
| 13 January 2010, 03:26 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To Evan George: I offered to make Simonchu and Simonla Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hate
| 13 January 2010, 03:26 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: The offer was reasonable, so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating
| 13 January 2010, 03:27 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.
| 13 January 2010, 03:27 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To Sean: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they
| 13 January 2010, 03:28 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, METAL SONICHU is NOT a secondary character; HE will be
| 13 January 2010, 03:28 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.
| 13 January 2010, 03:29 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Bill is still working within Giovanni's Laboratory, I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around
| 13 January 2010, 03:29 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Blake. The WAILORD who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the Squirtle who Yawned are ONLY Individual
| 13 January 2010, 03:30 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by
| 13 January 2010, 03:31 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.
| 13 January 2010, 03:34 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And to all those who I offended about the talk with Aspergers, I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with
| 13 January 2010, 03:35 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals.
| 13 January 2010, 03:35 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.
| 13 January 2010, 03:36 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Thank you.
| 13 January 2010, 03:36 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will repeat once more; I have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR his Asperchu AT ALL, and Asperchu is NOT MINE.
| 15 January 2010, 05:34 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Now then, Another two pages are up; Crystal is OUT OF THE MIRROR. I will answer some Mailbag Questions tonight.
| 15 January 2010, 05:35 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Note though, not ALL Objectionable Letters go to the Reject Pile... more like the Round-Hole Bin.
| 15 January 2010, 05:36 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Also, IGNORE Alec and his Asperchu; EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS, and ALL things OUTSIDE the Cwcipedia
| 15 January 2010, 05:37 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And ALL "Quotes" that are on HIS Asperpedia that he labels are from me, UNLESS those EXACT Quotes are on the Cwcipedia...
| 15 January 2010, 05:38 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...I NEVER SAID THOSE "Quotes" AT ALL. Thank you all for your continued loyalty, and Please encourage the Return of all
| 15 January 2010, 05:39 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: who have turned to the Dark Side that is also Currently known as Asperpedia. Thank you again for your Loyalty. :)
| 15 January 2010, 05:40 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Just a minor update to inform y'all about the old spanish expression...
| 15 January 2010, 22:39 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Tu nessicitas U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L para ganar felicidad por vida.
| 15 January 2010, 22:40 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Learn its pronunciation in my latest YouTube video. I will have two more pages up later. Stay Safe and have a good day.
| 15 January 2010, 22:41 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I had to do a bit of research for a few pages, but I am halfway done and will have a LOT of new pages uploaded later.
| 18 January 2010, 09:41 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have the pages completed and ready for upload; get ready for a 12-Page Explosion! And there is one explosion too.
| 19 January 2010, 10:20 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will also answer a mailbag or two after uploading; await and enjoy within this half-hour.
| 19 January 2010, 10:21 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Congratulate me, I have created my own template, the new CWC-Supported Advertisement; in this box is a current...
| 21 January 2010, 04:59 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...event or function that I highly agree on and I feel we should support; ONLY I will have control to this ONE Ad box...
| 21 January 2010, 05:00 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...should ANYONE other than myself change or tamper with it will see trouble from me personally. Thank you for your...
| 21 January 2010, 05:01 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...cooperation. Also, I will be answering Mailbag(s) tonight. Enjoy the new Poster-Art, and Stay Safe.
| 21 January 2010, 05:01 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am still working on another set of pages; I will have them uploaded later today; I will now answer the current mailbag.
| 22 January 2010, 11:05 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Also, Think about this, WITHIN THE TEN BOOKS At ALL, have I ever gone the way of the SAW movies; Bloody and Gorey? No.
| 22 January 2010, 11:06 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have not. So unless you have strong constitutions, I highly recommend Staying a Sonichu Fan and leaving Alec for good.
| 22 January 2010, 11:07 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: With the Exception of that One Time, OUTSIDE of the Comic Pages, I would Never draw Blood and Gore within my pages.
| 22 January 2010, 11:08 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I promise you that; My Comic Book Pages will NEVER have Blood and Gore in them.
| 22 January 2010, 11:09 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and have a good day.
| 22 January 2010, 11:09 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for not being online for a few days, but I have just uploaded 8 new pages; I will answer another mailbag...
| 25 January 2010, 20:00 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the...
| 25 January 2010, 20:01 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with real life events and...
| 25 January 2010, 20:02 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...whatnot, it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before...
| 25 January 2010, 20:02 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...with the addition of one page at least; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much...
| 25 January 2010, 20:03 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent YouTube video; check...
| 25 January 2010, 20:04 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as...
| 25 January 2010, 20:04 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Most Honorable and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group. Stay Safe, and have a good day.
| 25 January 2010, 20:05 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have just uploaded 6 new pages onto the Cwcipedia; My biological clock has been fickle lately, and that is why I've...
| 30 January 2010, 02:48 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...been unable to log on and update at the past usual times, I have been crashing early in the late PM; May have finally
| 30 January 2010, 02:48 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...found a routine I can deal with daily; will answer latest mailbag letters tomorrow morning at about 11, my time.
| 30 January 2010, 02:51 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and please protest against Mao on the Asperpedia about the overcrowding ads on the Cwcipedia.
| 30 January 2010, 02:52 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Book # 10 is Completed in a Bundle Update of Pages; Also meet Wild Sonichu's Daughter, Sandy; Thank you all who have...
| 24 February 2010, 03:52 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have sent me Birthday Greetings, with the exception of the Asperchu Four: Alec, Evan, Mao and Sean.
| 24 February 2010, 03:53 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Sean is the LEAST OFFENSIVE and the WEAKEST of the four; he is a Drug-Headed Loser; read his attorney defense in court.
| 24 February 2010, 03:54 UTC
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Happy Christian Love Day to All, and to all Stay Safe.
| 24 February 2010, 03:54 UTC
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|}

== External links ==
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]

[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Son-Chu

2010-02-26T05:28:55Z

Alteceastlansing: /* See also */

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|200px|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]
[[Image:License.jpg|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)|thumb]]
'''Son-Chu''' (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple ''disconcerting'' issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the Department of Motor Vehicles has nevertheless given him a full permission to drive a [[Sonichu Special 4|motor vehicle to be used in a plan to commit aggravated assault]]. DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment.

Members of PVCC believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]].
Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on [[Little Big Planet|more important]] [[McDonalds|things]] [[Guitar Hero|to spend his money on]], despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.<ref>[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>
==Backstory==
Since Chris jerks off to [[Transformers]], he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Son-Chu</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.
}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other Transformers rip-offs, though.

==Handicap parking permit==
Being [[Autism|a high functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. Yes, Chris actually does take up spaces meant for people who are ''really'' disabled.

The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.''

==Dashboard==
A Homer Simpson figurine resides on Chris's dashboard. There also appears to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear.

==Vanity plate==

The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]," thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever. This habit of having a family plate stems from family. [[Bob]] has a vanity plate reading UN4EVER (apparently a support for the UN) and IB MR C (I be Mr. C, as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]) and [[Barb]] has one named B WESTON (as in Barbara Weston){{cite}} Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a "PIEDMONT VA CC" frame.

==Bumper Stickers==
Chris's car features a number of ancient and faded bumper stickers. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world-views and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* Sonichu window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for the old tripod website, what appears to be a faded drawing of either Sonic or Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the Sonichu title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music - A bumper sticker for a local record shop where Chris probably gets his [[Chris and music|used Britney Spears]] from.
* An American Flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in 2001, during a frenzy of patriotism.
* "Autism. Work For A Cure" - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. The sticker is a paragon of failure. How is "Autism" a sentence? Do you think it can be "Cured" rather than treated? What are you doing to "Work For A Cure"? Why is "A" capitalized?
* "Come Play With Me!" - Currently, the most disturbing thing Chris has on his car. It is an advertisement for "[[The GAMe PLACe]]". I'm sure they appreciate his endorsment.
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It unknown what resided he

Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas<ref>[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. [[Honor roll]] my ass.
Image:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).
Image:VanityPlateComic.jpg|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]
Image:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG| Chris parks his car outside of his version of [[PS3| Mecca]].
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Hot Wheels]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

Sonichu 10

2010-02-25T19:48:12Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities */

{{Ongoing}}
[[Image:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|thumb|Finalized issue cover, from [[July 2009]].]]

'''''Sonichu 10''''' is the eleventh issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. Chris submitted the first page to the [[CWCipedia]] on 8 [[December 2009]], shortly after finishing [[Sonichu 9|issue 9]].

==Background==
Throughout the early fall of 2008, the idea of obtaining and destroying Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]] had captured the imaginations of [[trolls]] across the world. Ultimately, a group of trolls posing as Chris's sweetheart [[Blanca]], convinced Chris to send her the Medallion.

For a time, it was unclear what had happened. Chris would attempt to set the record straight in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|09 October 2008 video]], where he confirmed that he had sent the Medallion to Blanca, and that trolls briefly intercepted it. However, Chris would go on to insist that Blanca herself was not a troll, and that she somehow retrieved the Medallion and returned it to Chris unharmed. In fact, Chris had simply constructed a new Medallion, claiming to have upgraded the original to explain its differences from the first. He also began to show off his [[High School Ring]] implying its greater importance.

To further spin the theft of the Medallion, Chris drew a special Sonichu comic meant to be an excerpt from issue #10. This was uploaded circa 14 October 2008. In it, Chris fictionalizes the trolls attempts to steal his Medallion, and emphasizes the Medallion's safety and Blanca's loyalty to him. Additionally, Chris retcons the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], establishing that the Medallion's powers actually come from the Amnyfest High School Ring.

===Continuity===
At the time, Chris had not yet completed the second half of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]], and indeed would not complete that issue until 1 January 2009. Most likely, Chris's rationale for skipping ahead was that he wanted to acknowledge the Medallion incident in his comics, but needed to have himself appear in the story to do this. As Chris's character has been marooned in the "[[time void]]" since the end of [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]], and not scheduled to return until after #8, Chris's only solution was to flash forward in the storyline, to a point where he had returned to Earth and was able to confront the trolls personally.

Ironically, far more has transpired in Chris's life than he could have possibly imagined. Even as Chris struggled to begin [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]], Blanca had long since been revealed as a troll, and Chris has subsequently been romanced and heart-shattered by several other trolls. By the time Sonichu #10 had officially begun, the theft of the Medallion and Blanca's role in the incident were ancient history. In fact, the comic version of Blanca had been abruptly written out of the story two issues ago, and Chris's comic counterpart was already seeing his future wife, ensuring that the "trusted sweetheart Blanca" line makes absolutely no sense without any knowledge of the events leading up to the preview pages.

Furthermore, Chris promised at the end of Sonichu #9 that he would remove himself from the comics and that he'd focus solely on [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. If he intends to use the material he's already published, he'll be breaking his promise within the first page.

===Cover art===
[[Image:SonichuCover10.jpg|thumb|**The Cover Art for Comic #10 was Wisely Picked by myself, C.W.C., and Generously Contrubed by Sonichu Fan, PandaHalo.**]]

Despite his continued support of Blanca, Chris was also embroiled in an online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], and he used her fan-art of Chris-Chan Sonichu as the cover of #10.

==Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities==

{{Ongoing}}
The comic begins by recapping [[Wild]] and [[Magi-Chan]]'s effort to rescue Chris from the [[Time Void]]. However there is a bit more dialogue than the the [[Sonichu 9]] version, including Chris stating that he now has a new future wife named [[Lovely Weather]]. Chris then goes on to reveal that he [[Kacey Call|tricked his future wife into thinking he was his future self]], and then [[rape|fucked his future wife]] while his future self was at work.

He proceeds to textwall again, revealing that, in the future, scientists have almost discovered the cure for [[homos]]exuality, but require pure, heterosexual blood to complete the formula. Chris volunteers for this procedure, apparently because there are no 100% heterosexuals 6 years in the future. Keep in mind that Chris himself still exists at this time, yet it seems they can't use Future Chris's blood for [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|some reason]]. After receiving the cure and finding out it worked, he grabbed two of the syringes, planning to use one to turn Reldnahc back into Naitsirhc, whose one true love, [[Kel]] (?!) is worried sick about. He entrusts Magi-Chan with one of the <s>Sonichu Balls</s> Chaotic Crystals and a mission: go back to 2015, grab one of the crates containing the cure and return to the present with them, putting them with their stockpiles of today (thus causing a time paradox and, even worse for him, restoring his virginity!) Using the boosted Magi-Chan, he calls out to a number of people to begin the mission of correcting the usage of his real-life problems today: He calls out to Allison Amber and BILLY MAYS (apparently the couple here) to load up [[Son-Chu]] with his [[PS3]], ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and the instruments and head for the 4-Cent Garbage HQ; he tells [[Patti-chan]] that Sonichu's coming to pick up the other five Chaotic Crystals and to move the still-trapped [[Crystal]] over to his office near his desk; he tells Sonichu to get said Crystals and meet him at [[4chan|4-Cent Garbage]]'s HQ by 2:30; and finally, he tells [[Blake]] and [[Punchy]] to also head for the HQ. Chris also lets Wild in on the action. With everything set up, Chris transforms in Chris-Chan Sonichu and we're at where we left off from [[Sonichu 9]].

[[Image:DevilTrolls.JPG|thumb|left|Devil trolls, in all their disgusting glory.]]

Chris, first, makes a stop a building where he keeps all his Sonichu-related gear (it says it was hosted by Tripod, one of the original websites where he hosted his stuff). He enters to find his stuff safe and sound... until the Devil [[Trolls]] emerge, resembling winged, evil Troll dolls. Chris goes on the attack, swatting many of them away. The troll's flesh-colored tails look suspiciously like [[pickle|penises]], especially when Chris [[homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|grabs one by the tail]], sending a pleasurable wave of electricity through the creature, causing its tail to become stiff and erect.

Chris manages to defeat all the devil trolls and proceeds to go on a lengthy, pointless rant/ad for the videogame "Fairytale Fights." He then explains, [[fail|as best he can]], the ESRB rating system, such as "M" being for "Moof" and how one shouldn't "be a Moof or aloof" and "keep it "E" or "T" for your children". He clarifies that, even though he wants others to stick to E or T-rated games, he admits that he has played and enjoyed ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', though it's not clear whether he now considers himself a Moof, or perhaps even aloof. He than proceeds to teleport his useless Sonichu-related crap into his Mayoral office. After that, he creates a Lightning Bomb, performs <s>Chaos</s> Chaotic Control to teleport away from the building (why?!), erects a barrier around the building and blows it up! He, then, claims that Tripod didn't have good security and had no support for Flash programs. A message in Japanese characters listed as a "controversial statement!" is seen to the right.

Chris, then burns down the bridge to Tripod (as he claims), then proceeds to do a set of tasks, including setting up his fated first date with Lovely, whose revealed to be a busty, brown-haired girl, then to set up everything for the [[CWCipedia]] before talking to his Board of Directors, whom he literally towers over before heading on to Tennessee. [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] rapidly advances on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in Clarksville, Tennessee. Observing Chris on an HD-TV hooked up to a [[Hex Bawx]], the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] prepares to spring a trap for the autistic furfag.

Apropos of nothing, a large sign hanging from the monitor informs the reader that Chris endorses Blu-Ray discs, apparently unaware that the HD format war ended prior to this comic's creation. Chris also includes a plug for ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' ([[gay|yay!]]), delivered by the game's mascot, Sackboy. Sackboy commands the readers to purchase the game and play Chris's Sonichu level, even if they have to buy a PS3 to do so. He further warns gamers against using illegal copies of ''LittleBigPlanet'' for [[Nintendo|Wii]] or Xbox360, as if these even existed. Chris arrives at the front door to the building and waits for [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to arrive with Chris's Autobot, Son-Chu, his PS3, and his ''Guitar Hero'' [[guitar]]. Somehow convinced all this shit will help him wage war against the building, Chris waits patiently, which makes you wonder why he bothered showing up early in the first place.

Inside, Jason uses an illegal Xbox copy of ''LittleBigPlanet'' to create a cage over Chris, and drops it on his head. Chris-Chan attempts to spin-dash his way out with his Sonichu powers, but the cage is too strong. With Chris-Chan's hedgehog speed neutralized, Jason's lackey, [[Beel]] uses a red tractor beam of some kind to target Chris's transformation spot, reverting him to his human form of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. This causes his [[Medallion]] to re-materialize, and Beel's beam drags it away from Chris's body and into his waiting hand. Beel absorbs the Medallion into his hand, but feels no increase in his own power. Inside the cage, Chris notices his [[High School Ring]] sparking with energy. Sprouting [[fangs]] of confidence, Chris putts on his [[glasses]] and aims his ring at Beel, teleporting the Sonichu Medallion to his trusted [[Sweetheart]], [[Blanca]] (which is hilarious, especially after the additions). Chris explains that his high school ring was the source of his powers all along, and he uses it to transform back into Chris-Chan Sonichu. With a Hyper Beam attack, he blasts through the cage, blowing Beel into the 4-cent_garbage building.

The final page of the preview shows a photo of [[Jimmy Hill]], who is also struck by the Hyper Beam. His teeth are destroyed in the attack, and [[Bugs Bunny]] appears to scold him. Sonichu makes his lone appearance to shake his clenched fist and growl "Jimmy!!" Also, a hedgehog or something says "Dinsdale", which probably causes [[Monty Python]] fags to cream their jeans or something. Chris closes with a warning not to buy any merchandise from Jimmy Hill.

While waiting for the rest to show up, Chris-Chan Sonichu meditates, not knowing that [[Naitsirhc]] is sneaking up behind him, planning to smack him with a plank. Chris-Chan suddenly develops Newtype abilities, senses the attack and blocks it. Naitsirhc decides that it's time to end everything and plans to turn Christian evil and [[homo|gay]]. Christian, on the other hand, says the reverse, that it's the end of evil and homosexuality. The two [[sonichus]] fight it out until the two of them hit each other in their weak spots, and both are flung to the pavement. Naitsirhc manages to get up and prepare a finishing move, as Chris surreptitiously prepares a hypodermic needle while feigning unconsciousness. Naitsirhc asks Chris if he has any last words. Chris, pretending to be a badass, says "Only three words..."

He then rises up and with great fury stabs Naitsirhc, not in the heart, but straight in his Black Sonichu Medallion. With a big "NOOOOO!", Naitsirhc transforms back into the totally straight Reldnahc Giovanni, while Chris says the [[lies|completely non homoerotic]] phrase, '''"Drink My [[semen|Blood!]]"''' As he teleports Reldnahc to [[Kel]]'s waiting bedside, he laments that Naitsirhc never [[Sonichu 6|never wore a shirt]], but is glad the evil homo is gone. He also comments that Kel is looking very nice these days, but he never actually draws her into the strip because she's a [[women's rights|lowly woman]] and he has to save screentime for [[Chris and his ego|himself]] and his army of [[Sonichu (species)|recolors]]. At the same time, Son-Chu, Sonichu, Blake and Wild arrive. As they set up their ''Guitar Hero'' gear, Sonichu notices something on Chris's guitar - the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] cap. Sonichu puts it on and turns 2D. When Chris grabs his guitar, his [[Amnyfest Ring|ring]] reacts, turning back to his real life self to talk about laundry and [[lie]] about a [[sweetheart|relationship]] he doesn't get then quickly dismiss it. Another Son-Chu transformation (its page ''reused'' from Episode 20), and it seems that Chris has gathered the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Hedgehog Boys]] to rock out... and Chris's legs seem to deform at the knees as well. The next page is a doctored picture of Chris because he's too lazy to draw anything else at the moment. Chris looks particularly bored in this picture, really distracting from the intended drama of the moment.

[[Image:ClydeJackGay.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction of Clyde and Jack's final moments.]]

The song they start to play is [[Power Rangers|"Revive Zordon"]], a particularly horrible song to the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever" extolling the superiority of the original Power Rangers over the later iterations. As Chris [[fail|rocks out]], Beel (who's suddenly alive), [[Clyde Cash]] (who's making his first official appearance in the comics) and [[Jack Thaddeus]] (who's making his first appearance here) warn [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] that the building can't take this kind of rock and say they must escape. <strike>Chris, portraying</strike> Jason tells the three that, yes, he is escaping and retiring to a two-story house in the suburbs. He, then, tells them that he's STRAIGHT and that he doesn't want to be involved in the slandering and mockery anymore. As he escapes, <strike>Chris portraying</strike> Beel decides to abandon those two for being homosexual and for slandering and mocking an innocent man. With no choice left, and in perhaps the only remotely touching moment in ''Sonichu'', Jack and Clyde hold hands like true <s>Americ</s>an heroes as <strike>Chris portrays them</strike> they express their deep remorse for slandering Chris and making [[homos]] look even worse than they already are, before leaping down the 72 story elevator shaft as Chris and the crew proceed with their plan to murder every single living thing in the building. For someone who has dealt with [[Ivy|suicide]] personally, Chris is awfully supportive of it as a means of eliminating his greatest enemies without getting his hands dirty.

As the building fell, it is said that there were about 1500 [[trolls|people]] in the building during the collapse. Those closest to the ground got out scot-free. 250 trolls got out safely when Chris and his crew went to save them. 250 other trolls were too [[alcohol|drunk]] to get out. Of those 125 trolls were either injured or dead, along with another 125 sober. Of the remaining 500, 250 were safe, 150 injured and 100 dead. [[fail|Note that although Chris states that there were 1500 people in the building, this only adds up to 1375.]] A memorial would be put up in the ruins and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4-Cent Garbage would lose its data and "never return", despite the fact that they ''probably'' had back ups. [[Twin Falling Towers|This is not the first time one of Chris's anti-troll diatribes has twisted the imagery of a collapsing building that killed hundreds of people to his own selfish purposes.]]

[[Image:NoMoreHomos.jpg|thumb|left|Depiction of Mayor Chandler's success in ''poisoning'' the city's water supply. Wait, what?]]Ignoring this little bit to put the spotlight back on him, Chris laments on how those there wasted their talents for trolling, comparing them to ''[[Wikipedia:TMZ|TMZ]]''. It quickly goes into a non sequitur, where it shows cameras focusing on [[Women's rights|Rosechu on the toilet inserting a tampon]], [[Rosechu]] and Sonichu in the middle of some bondage deal and filming Robbie talking about [[Random-access humor|how he pissed on a lizard]]. Before it goes any further, Magi-Chan returns from screwing with the timestream and [[Mailbag 31|being Big Brother]]. Upon returning, Magi-Chan declares that testing on the vaccine is a success and that he brought the crates to the present and are sending them across on trucks. It is said that one Feburary 24th, 2009, homosexuality will be eradicated and the day will be called [[Chris and his Ego|"Christian Love Day"]]. He also says that Silvana will eventually be returned to a TRUE and [[HONEST]] female from [[GodJesus]] and [[Fail|fall in love with Magi-Chan]].

All of a sudden, [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]] shows up and says that she's a [[fail|fan of the comic series]]. As they talk, a guy walks up and taunts Meg, calling her a 'sir' - which is common for Meg. Chris stands up for her and the guy insults Chris instead. Chris flips his lid and [[Chris and anger|sucker punches the guy]]. Meg thanks him by kissing Chris, cheating on his future wife AGAIN. As they leave, it's revealed that Meg was actually [[Silvana]] in disguise, commenting on how easy it was to troll him. Yes, Chris did just depict himself making out with someone who has a penis, why do you ask?

After taking the time to grovel at his fans for the past comic and begging them not to abandon him, he and Sonichu take the Sonichu Ball Crystal things and transform into [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. After transforming, Chris decides to go back to CWCVille, but tells Ultra Sonichu to head for RuleCWC with Darkbind Sonichu before heading for [[Asperchu|Minnesota]] and wait for him. Back in CWCVille, Chris enters the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] and rescues Crystal from the mirror with all the fanfare of picking up a bag of groceries. As Crystal comes to, Allison says that she's called the paramedics to look after her. For some reason Crystal refers to Christian as "Christopher", though it's not clear if this is meant to be some kind of sign between the siblings, or if Chris just forgot about his [[The Bear|name change]].

Meanwhile in RuleCWC, Darkbind Sonichu is kneeling by Zelina Rosechu when Ultra Sonichu arrives, striking the same pose as Jesus Christ on the Cross. In "Da Cave", a stone breaks open and someone, possibly Clawdorf, realizes the Chaotic Crystals freed him... then asks how long he was out. That's right: the act of Chris and Sonichu activating their super forms allows a vaguely defined evil force to escape imprisonment. It's not like Chris and Sonichu ''needed'' to transform, either. The greatest threat to CWCville at the moment is Chris himself as he [[Twin Falling Towers|destroys various buildings]] with the power of [[fail|rock]]. Sonichu uses his power to revive Zelina, who acts like the rest of the vapid rosechus over what Darkbind did for her. This rescue complete, Ultra Sonichu races out, but not before he "coles" the window hatch.

[[Image:DBNT2G_police.jpg|thumb|right|Chris could have picked ''Mass Effect 2'' when lusting after a dating game. Instead, he consciously chose ''this.'' Not entirely unforeseen!]]
In Minnesota, Collosal Chan and Ultra Sonichu hover over the house of Alec Benson Leary, and break in. Discovering Alec's computer (which is revealed to be a [[Hex_bawx|HEX BAWX]] "Pavillion"; note Chris's computer is an [[Wikipedia:HP Pavilion (computer)|HP Pavillion]]), Chris [[Chris and sex|inserts his finger]] into a USB port, then concentrates and rips off ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' by placing himself inside the computer. Once inside, Chris proceeds to delete all files within the [[Asperpedia]], ban Mao, Sean, [[Evan]] and Alec, the delete their accounts. He, then, steals a "better dating simulator" (likely [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 "Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls"]) with the retarded intention to modify it for PS3 use, as though XBox owners don't deserve a shitty dating simulator before he escapes, planting another Lightning Bomb to blow up the HEX BAWX. While Chris was doing this, Ultra Sonichu enters Alec's room, commenting on the [[Chris and art|bad art]] from the Asperchu series. While the art in Asperchu is hardly professional grade, at the very least it shows some understanding of perspective, proportion, and pacing. If anything it looks like a moderately skilled artist who just happens to be drawing very quickly, whereas Sonichu looks like it's drawn by a [[Christian Weston Chandler|retarded child]]. While investigating the dirty room, Ultra Sonichu overhears people talking and, upon leaving, discovers Asperchu and his variation of the Chaotic Combo, whom are tired of his world's mall. Upon seeing him, the Sonichu and Rosechu start going off into a nearly god-like praise for the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu. The malformed beasts then proceed to tell Ultra Sonichu how Alec infected them all with Asperger's and pushed homosexuality on them and that they had real names before Alec gave them the names of the Chaotic Combo. Ultra Sonichu then uses his powers to cure them of Asperger's, transforming them into Michael, Bobby, Kitty, Trisha, Whisp and Swift (all of whom will never appear again). Asperchu then turns into a muscle-bound Sonichu known as Mitch. As thanks, Sonichu tells them not to listen to Alec and his group and just live free. As he does, Chris blows up the HEX BAWX.

At this point the group literally [[Chris and his ego|bows down before Chris]] and Sonichu, before Chris politely informs them that he's not God; simply a representative of God. Metal Asperchu then shows up and assaults the group. Chris creates a barrier, though he doesn't bother to use his nigh-omnipotence to destroy the enemy or send him to the [[The Moon|Goddamn moon]] and instead forces the non-chaotic Combo to combine their powers of [[fail]] to defeat the creature. With that out of the way, they Thank Chris again for being so awesome, then spot Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary off-screen, and go to [[death threats|physically assault him]]. Chris has never seen an actual picture of Alec, and so he is never seen. Ultra Sonichu somehow knows that Alec has a group of rosechus locked in his basement, and Chris nonchalantly decides to go ahead and use his powers to rescue them as well.

Page 65 is a wall of text so mindbogglingly long and retarded that Chris has to cut his way out from the previous page (or something) to cram a picture. The tl;dr of it is an attempt to once again retcon everything his characters have done in anyone else's comics, reaffirming their sexuality, sweethearts, occupations, and rebuking any characterizations that say otherwise, in an attempt to absolutely distinguish that his Sonichu is unrelated to Asperchu in any way. He finishes by stating that his characters will never go to Minnesota, nor interact with any Mitch/Asperchu unless he says so. He then thanks the readers.

Impatient, Ultra Sonichu asks Great Director Chris if they can continue with the story.

Back in Cwcville, the Chaotic Combo and others sit at a table talking about why they hate the Asperpedia comics so much. This includes insulting the art, the mischaracterizations, and intellectual property rights. [[Simonla]] specifically denounces [[Evan]] (who has been trying to convince Chris to remove her from the comic via the [[mailbag]] for weeks), who retconned her as a female clone of [[Simonchu]] in his own comic. [[Allison Amber]] speaks poorly of [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]], but can't seem to offer any specific complaints about the series. Crystal asks the group to calm down and wait for Chris to return, so that he can tell the president, and have Asperpedia taken down. Magi-chan ominously (well, retardedly) hints that Chris's will has to be done, lest the Cwcville, and possibly the world, fall into total chaos and anarchy. For some reason, Thomas Jefferson's house was used as an example of the structural damage that would be incurred.

As is common for Chris, the long-running plot thread about rescuing Crystal from the Dark Mirror Hole is brought up practically as an afterthought, whereas dealling with his current annoyance is given far too much detail.

Finally, Ultra Sonichu and the 4 unnamed Rosechu's supposedly from [[Chris|Alec's]] basement arrive in one of CWCville's many [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|soup hotel]]s. Sonichu rambles on about the concept of a soup hotel while the dirty and emaciated rosechus just stare on despondently. [[Basement Rosechus|The rosechus]], named Brit-tay, Bride, Moe and Mary, decide to live their lives <s>as vapid airheads who do nothing but simper over sonichus</s> the way they should. Ultra Sonichu helps Mary into a wheelchair and flies off. As he leaves, he runs into [[Inos]], a very high [[niggo]], obviously another satisfied customer of [[Yawning Squirtle]]. He offers Ultra Sonichu some weed, but he declines. The guy tells Sonichu he's been fighting a cold for five years and Sonichu thinks it's because of the nicotine (yes, folks. The man's high and Chris thinks it's because of tobacky!). He has Magi-Chan summon [[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|some cops]] to slap him on the wrist for smoking, put him in the soup house and put his stash in the NASA rocket set for [[the Moon]], where [[Fan: Moon-Pals|certain people will know how to use it better]]. Flying to the highest point of CWCVille, Ultra Sonichu uses Chaotic Control to free every [[Jerkop]] in the city.

Meanwhile, Collosal Chan confronts [[Slaweel Ryam]] in the [[PVCC]]. There, Slaweel tells her sob story about how she was an outcast, how she tried to cause others the same misfortune as some means for Chris to justify the running plot thread of Mary and her Jerkops had been somehow trying to stop TRUE and HONEST love and keep VIRGINIA for VIRGINS. [[Count Graduon]] had told her he could help her, but that obviously [[fail]]ed. Slaweel gives Chris Graduon's wand and tells him to smash it, her boobs apparently inflating to the levels of [[Mary Lee Walsh#Fan art|Troll fan art]] as she does. Chris looks at it like an idiot and does so without a second thought. With that, Chris goes into a spiel in which he complains about how he's never had any luck with trying to find someone himself and how he cursed the male population for it. He creates [[Things Chris has ripped off|electric versions of Kratos's blades]] before declaring that he will kill Slaweel and never forgive her. The two start fighting and, of course, Chris gets the upper hand, reflecting Slaweel's attacks back at her before deftly defeating her. Because Chris is so paranoid about people getting the "wrong" impression about him, he clarifies that Mary is only paralyzed, and not outright killed.

With Slaweel defeated, Chris goes on to make a public announcement, mentioning that Slaweel has been put in a maximum security prison, with her ex-manajerks being released free of charges. He also goes on to allow homosexuality in CWCVille, but makes marriage illegal. He appoints Crystal head of social relations to try to make things better. As he talks, admitting [[Asperchu|Alec]] had a bigger fan base, [[Simonla]] goes to the bathroom, leaving [[Wild]] to tend to their egg. ''Deus Ex Machina'' that he is, Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from killing Simonla, but isn't able to stop [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] from planting Toilet Exploding Voltorb, which detonates and hits Simonla while she's taking a piss. The police and medics race to deal with the aftermath, with Magi-Chan handing Evan and Simonchu over to the police. As Wild tends to Simonla, she gives him her "lucky shark's tooth" (aka the drill pendant Chris stole from Evan's Simoncu design (which itself was taken from Simon the driller from Gurren Lagann)). As Wild worries and everyone tries to save Simonla, things go downhill and Simonla dies. Wild is told the bad news by [[Bill the Scientist]] and plans to get revenge on Simonla's killers, only to be stopped by Magi-Chan, since the killers had all conveniently already been arrested. At that time, Simonla's egg hatches, and the first thing the Rosey asks is "Where's Mommy?" Magi-Chan, insensitive fuck that he is, tells her point blank Evan killed her. Over the week, Wild tends to the little Rosey, who quickly evolves into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. Some explanation is given for Sandy's training and home life, including a mention that she is taught English (even though she is shown to be perfectly capable of speaking full sentences at the exact moment of her birth).

The sequence of events is interspersed with Chris delivering an [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_6|apology]] to Alec and Evan and bestowing a Forgiveness Blessing on Mao. Both are completely undermined by the events of the next several pages, proving yet again that Chris [[Chris_and_remorse#Motivation_to_apologize|views an apology purely as a way to get people off his back]].

Time then jumps ahead to the trial of CWCVille versus Alec, Sean, Evan and Mao. Presided by Judge Slack Lewis, he calls for attorney [[Harvey Birdman|Marvey Blaziken]] to make the opening statements. Although the four are ostensibly on trial for the murder of Simonla, <s>Chris</s> Marvey makes sure to tack on a long list of charges related to the existence of the Asperpedia, such as plagiarism, mockery, [[Chris_and_hypocrisy#.22Don.27t_be_a_moof_or_aloof.22_.E2.80.94_Mature_content|gory pages]], and all that fucking swearing. Sean, acting as defense lawyer, makes an opening statement while high. The judge asks for order in the court and Sean orders [[fail|a beer float and pot stickers]]. All four enter a plea of not guilty and are summarily convicted based on the existence of their respective comics, the remote control for the deadly Voltorb, and Magi-Chan's mind-reading abilities. They're then sentenced to be [[Chris_and_hypocrisy#.22I_would_have_them_ESS-acuted.21.22_.E2.80.94_Capital_Punishment|executed]] by those they hurt.

Alec is first, put on the Ten-Button Electric Chair. Each button is pressed by Chris or one of the hedgehogs, each one dwelling on how they were portrayed in Asperchu - meaning Alec is flash-fried (!!) for daring to write a comic. Evan is chained to a wall and drilled to bits by the infant Sandy (!!!), who keeps his glasses as a trophy (nothing fucked up there). Sean is shot to death by Allison, Bill and Kelly (!!!!) and finally Chris ''breaks Mao with his psychic powers'' (!!!!!), making this the bloodiest comic ever, despite Chris stating just ''pages'' earlier that the rampant gore in the Asperpedia was practically criminal.

The comic ends with a page dedicating the book to [[PandaHalo]] and includes her original fanart and a page from her comic.

==Reaction==

===Preview===
As Chris became increasingly determined to convince the public that his Medallion had never been successfully stolen, the trolls posing as Blanca responded with photos and videos to support their claims. Finally, the medallion was destroyed on a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 20 October 2008.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-TP2wCucZo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-TP2wCucZo]</ref>

===Simonla's Death===
On 13 Feburary 2010, Chris e-mailed [[Evan]], revealing two pages that is slated to appear in Sonichu 10. In these pages, it shows Chris (who obviously is NOT pulling himself out of the comic) reveal that [[Asperchu]] is not as bad as it seems and he begs for forgiveness from Evan and the rest. As he speaks, [[Simonla]] asks [[Wild]] to hold her bags as she goes to the bathroom. In the bathroom, the toilet she's in explodes. They find Simonla and she isn't doing well. She hands Wild her <s>special drill bit</s> lucky shark's tooth before [[Bill the Scientist|Bill the <s>Scientist</s>Doctor]] tells Wild that she died. (In the explosion scene, only the bathroom door is shown, and Simonla's death is not actually shown on page. This directly contradicts the instructions Evan repeatedly gave Chris, where Simonla was supposed to die on page.) Wild mourns for one panel before Magi-Chan reveals the location of where her murderer is and Wild declares revenge.

The two pages in the preview was the end result of an ongoing tug of war between Chris and Evan over the use of Simonla Rosechu. Evan had wanted Simonla pulled out of the comics ASAP, but Chris, being [[Ego|Chris]], refused. When Evan told Chris to kill Simonla, Chris refused, stating that it [[Chris and reality|would upset Wild Sonichu]]<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>. This war of words would culminate in Evan getting the CWCipedia shut down, forcing Chris to either swallow his pride or start hunting down a new web server. Chris, lazy fuck that he is, chose the former for the benefit of mankind.

On 25 February 2010, Chris revised those pages, revealing without a doubt that it was Evan, Sean, Mao and Alec who killed her. It is yet unknown how the four will react to the end result.

==See also==
*[[Blanca]]
*[[Medallion of Fail]]
*[[Amnyfest Ring]]

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_1 Sonichu #10]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic10Preview.htm Sonichu #10 Preview]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLZjhsmgpY Audiobook (erroneously referred to as a preview of #9)]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Ickeriss69 Youtube profile containing three videos proving the fate of the original Sonichu Medallions] 

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[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Chris and hypocrisy

2010-02-25T19:46:35Z

Alteceastlansing: /* "Don't be a moof or aloof" — Mature content */

[[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|right|Above: Chris breaks almost thirty years of proud sobriety due to the influence of [[The Simpsons]].]]

'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Hypocrisy is thus a kind of lie. Hypocrisy may come from a desire to hide from others actual motives or feelings.

[[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards to which he himself does not live up. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and serious self-examination due to his [[autism]]. Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Godjesus|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], or the [[JERKS|entire male sex.]] In the past he's faulted [[Manajerks|store managers]] and [[Jerkops|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]], although that's less relevant nowadays as he rarely leaves the house except for trips to [[Obesity|McDonald's]]. And when he can't fault other people for his problems, Chris relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change it to where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Tobacky|feel uncomfortable]], suffer any inconveniences, or be [[Sonichu (comic)|forced to actually put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

Chris's [[Mailbag]] answers are particularly rich sources of hypocrisy, where he readily gives advice to people that he himself will never follow.

==Examples==
=== "Grow up!" — Maturity ===
In the latter half of 2009, Chris had become fond of telling his [[trolls]] and detractors to "grow up." This is coming from a 27-year-old man who has lived with his parents continually since graduating high school, [[Chris's resume|has been employed for two months of his entire life]], lives in a room full of toys, plays video games all day, refers to things that make him feel uncomfortable with [[CWC-isms|childish euphemisms]], [[Chris and fashion|dresses like a toddler]], and is overly dependent on his parents (and the [[Monthly tugboat|US government]]) to the point of absurdity.

Chris has not moved on past high school. In his late 20s he still wears his high school ring, uses his old high school colors in art projects (and when he wants to portray Native Americans), and keeps his high school yearbooks within easy reach (so he can [[Mass debating|masturbate]] to [[Kellie Andes]] without leaving his chair). Chris's characters are examples of this as well. Despite ostensibly being 18-22 years old, the Sonichus sometimes don [[:Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|cheerleading outfits]] outside of sexual roleplay. Sonichu and Rosechu were originally 16 and 15 in the comics, respectively, before Chris retconned their ages so they can legally fuck. Despite this, he created a [[Zapina|14-year-old]] character who attends high school (in a scandalously revealing outfit). At age 27 Chris has dispensed [[CWC Blog|dating advice]] to high school freshmen. A master of subtlety, Chris named one of the villains in his comics ''[[Count Graduon]]''.

In short, Chris idealizes his youth while demonizing the present, as high school was a simpler time when he had a [[Gal-pals|social circle]], [[Biological clock|regular sleep patterns]], and some purpose in life apart from creating terrible comics and [[CWCFlyingElephants|debasing himself on the internet]].

=== "GET A JOB, DUDE" — Work ===
[[Image:TwofacedCWC.jpg|thumb|right|"No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation."]]

Chris also likes to tell people to get jobs while he himself has been employed for about two months of his life. On his [[Resume|resume]], Chris lists playing Pokémon cards with small children as volunteer work, when in reality emotionally-stunted manchildren play Pokémon with little kids all the time. Chris [[Father Call|sometimes claims]] he was supervising or babysitting the children involved, where in reality Chris himself required some amount of supervision not to fuck up the hobby store where he played cards.

Much like acclaimed author J.K. Rowling went on welfare for a year or two so she'd have the time to write the first ''Harry Potter'' book (a franchise which went on to make her the richest woman in the world), Chris avoids searching for employment to focus on merchandising Sonichu (a franchise which, as you know, will never make him a dime). And that takes an hour or two at most: Chris will draw and color a comic page or two, make videos, or astonish Charlottesville residents with his [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkay]] skills in a bizarre marketing stunt. The rest of Chris's time is apparently spent playing [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[Adult Swim|watching TV]], and [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloading]] extra content for his video games. Chris has an abundance of free time where he could easily work a full-time job and still find the time to draw Sonichu. That is, if Chris were employable. In reality Chris would [[Donald Duck impersonation|impersonate Donald Duck]] and it would be [[Wendy's]] all over again.

In addition to this, Chris fails at having some basic skills one would need to keep employment, such as: keeping his [[Death threats|murderous]] [[Chris and anger|rage]] in check, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|basic hygiene]], [[Chris and fashion|dressing appropriately]], showing [[Niggos|tolerance]] [[JERKS|and]] [[Homos|respect]] for other people, and [[Megan|keeping one's hands off]] women.

=== "WINDOWS TO HELL" — Other people with mental disabilities ===

While happily claiming disability when it suits him (i.e. when he gets [[Monthly tugboat|money]] or [[Gal pals|sympathy]] from it), Chris gladly reminds everyone that he's (high-functioning) autistic. However, Chris [[Myspace|distances himself]] from others with autism, calling them "slow-in-the-minds" and "windows to hell." Chris specifically excluded "the low functionally mentally handicapped," "the [[Chris and Health|seriously]] [[Duck|physically]] [[Chris|deformed]]," and the "Autistic, high-functionally or otherwise" from an actual list of criteria women would have to meet before he would consider dating them. For the record, "blacks" are also disqualified. By his own admission, Chris is "sometimes retarded" and is abnormally proud that he is on the autism spectrum. In fact, right below his rigorous standards for his future girlfriend, he admits that he himself is autistic but claims "that's another story."

Chris denies that any of his Sonichu characters are autistic, even though they're all copyright-infringing little Mary Sues, need to be in the [[Dating Education|special classes]] Chris thought up and every so often display debilitating social anxiety around the opposite sex. Back when Chris made his own Pokémon cards, he thought up an "autistic Pokémon" named Plautistic (who could disable its own attacks), but this only appears on the cover of [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]] and nowhere else.

In the mailbags, Chris dismisses any similarity between autism and Asperger's syndrome, another disorder on the autism spectrum. Chris went so far as to create a specific section for autism-related emails, and then a [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|frothing rant on CWCipedia]] where he rails against those with Asperger's syndrome. The abridged version of Chris's reasoning is that by having a higher-functioning form of autism than Chris, they're diminishing Chris's own accomplishments. Chris considers [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|everything he's done so far]] special because he has autism. To date, the only things Chris has actually accomplished are graduating from high school and a [[PVCC|third-rate community college]], which most people could do with little effort.

Despite likening the mentally handicapped to reanimated walking corpses, Chris bases a large part of his identity around having autism, whether he's triumphing over it by being able to mow a lawn or he's using it as an excuse to sit around and play ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' all day. Incidentally, this behavior is actually somewhat common with teenage girls with bipolar disorder (real, self-diagnosed or imagined), where they'll brag about how terribly bad their bipolar disorder is, how much lithium they're on, and so forth. Most grow out of it by the time they're 18.

==="I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance ===

It's very much in Chris's interests that others tolerate him and his odd behavior. Chris's life is defined by mannerisms that can charitably be described as unorthodox. His autism certainly shapes some of his lesser quirks, but he's also picked up some very strange ideas. [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|He thinks it's normal for adults to shit their pants from time to time]], and he found nothing strange about [[Recycling#Recycling|jerking off into a cup and chugging it down]]. He once uploaded a YouTube video where he [[The Return of Kimmi|made out with a sex doll with a picture of his sweetheart taped to the face]] because he thought it was an endearing act that his sweetheart would want to see. He had a store clerk [[Sports bra photo series|fit him for a bra that he wears happily]]. He uses his [[Sonichu (comic)|children's comic]] to express and explore his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexual fantasies and desires]]. And he's [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|made statements]] to indicate he's not ashamed of these actions, regardless of what anyone says.

So in order to continue to do whatever he wants to do and not be made fun of, he explains these things away by essentially saying, "everyone does it and you should still consider me normal," even though he'd probably be hard-pressed to name another guy his age that shits himself as much as he does. Deep down, he probably knows some of these things are fucked up, but finds living up to the standards of society to be a huge inconvenience. So he expects others to change their perceptions so that they can accept him and all of the things he doesn't want to change. In instances where someone might think he's a weirdo, Chris preaches tolerance and insists others open their minds to different ideas and not be so judgmental.

However, this doesn't work both ways with Chris. Chris wants people to open their minds to his foibles, but once he's made up his mind that a group of people are doing things that he considers negative, suddenly tolerance goes out the window and he will refuse to show them any amount of respect and acceptance.

An example of Chris not accepting others came about during the aforementioned war in his mind being waged against Asperger's Syndrome. [[Mailbag_7|When a fan mail submission]] pointed out how stubborn it was to close his mind to documented facts about Asperger's Syndrome, Chris refused any concessions, though in the very next letter he berated someone for following what he called a closed-minded religion and said he'd pray for her to open her [[china|mind]].

In another example, Chris is sickened by the idea of [[Homos|homosexuality]] and [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_5th%2C_2009#Take_2|can't even bring himself to say the word "gay,"]] though he will say the word "homo" if he's using it as an insult. He's gone on record as saying he [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|hates gay people]], [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself|is afraid of them]], and would outlaw them if he had the power to do so. Chris has [[Mailbag_1#The_cure_for_homosexuality|envisioned a future where scientists have created a cure for being gay]], and has incorporated this idea into [[Sonichu 10|issue ten]] of his kiddie comic strip. This immense hatred burns deep within him despite the fact that no gay person had done anything negative to him in his entire life, until [[Jack Thaddeus]] began to interact with Chris. Though in contrast (as far as Chris is aware) Jack <s>is</s> was also the person providing Chris with free hosting for the [[CWCipedia]], which at least makes up for some degree of harassment he has given Chris. It was only later that he'd been led to believe that [[Clyde Cash]] was gay as well. He'd stated to Megan that he had these feelings about gays even before he met her gay friend Christopher (whom he illogically suspected of trying to sleep with Megan). He simply hates them because they exist, and has refused to tolerate them all his life. Despite his past fervor, he has recently stated that he "(does) and will NOT Discriminated homosexuals as Individual People" and that "What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it." Which is why he employs an [[Magi-Chan|omniscient being]] to [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|spy on people and punish them]] for what they [[recycling|do]] behind closed doors. Which brings us to...

=== "I fear them all" — Homosexuality ===

Chris is resolute in his beliefs that gays are an abomination before God. But he does make exceptions if the gay person has a [[china]]. During an [[IRC_(02_January_2009)|IRC Chat]] he granted lesbians complete amnesty, saying that if he were in charge, it would be "illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe." When pressed on why it's okay for women to be gay and not men, he fell back on his "all men are [[JERKS]]" defense by saying, "it's bad enough they're mostly jerks, plus homo men are AGAINST God's will." However, later that month in a [[Mumble_1#Gays.2C_lesbians_and_men_in_general|Mumble chat]], he softened his stance on whether or not it's okay for women to be gay be saying he would "100% discourage" gay men, but for gay women, he will "partial courage."

In the world of Sonichu, the villanous [[Reldnahc]] is gay, but the [[Heather Iglesias|nanny for Sonichu and Rosechu's kids]] is also gay. She's on the side of good because she's a lesbian, though she's been instructed to keep her trap shut about it. [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|A fan letter]] confronted Chris with the hypocrisy of having lesbians in the comic despite his viewpoints and fine Christian morals. While Chris answered parts of the letter, he conveniently ignored that point. Likely, Chris makes this exception because it would be difficult for him to [[mass debating|fap]] to all the [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|lesbian porn]] he watches and not feel conflicted.

He also will make exceptions if gays do voices in his [[LittleBigPlanet|favorite video games]]. A member of his [[Monty Python|favorite comedy troupe]] was gay, though it's not clear if Chris knows that. But it does seem clear that whether it's porn, TV, or video games, as long as Chris is entertained by a gay person, Chris somehow exempts them from the abomination rule.

His hatred towards gays and everything they stand for contrasts very sharply to some of his actions. Chris has no qualms with [[Recycling|drinking his own semen]], and has said he would even go as far as [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his semen off his beloved]]. He's admitted to being plagued by [[Mailbag 4|homoerotic thoughts]]. He loves [[rainbow]]s and has frequently put them in his comics. Chris liked the game ''Katamari Damacy'' enough to quote it in some of his videos, a game that features a character wearing a flamboyant ensemble that shows off his huge [[Pickle|schlong]] clearly visible through his tights. He once referred to himself as coming [[IRC (20 January 2009)|"out of his autistic closet."]] He loves gay anthems, such as "I Love the Nightlife," and listens to music straight men generally avoid, such as Backstreet Boys songs. He loves romantic comedy films and even owns a copy of the ''Sex and the City'' movie.

'''Chris shoves [[Sex toys|things]] up his ass.''' That should say enough about this matter.

In short, many gay men don't act as gay as Chris does sometimes, but he still feels justified at leveling his disapproving scorn at them.

=== "And I emphasize fan fiction" — Chris's creations ===

Chris is extremely protective over Sonichu and the whole media franchise he has created.

If Chris had actually shown any originality, this wouldn't really be a problem: he'd have full rights to do whatever he wants with his own original creations. People would frown on, but begrudgingly stomach, the idea that a writer who used to write fan fiction would strike it big through original works and then tell people not to create any fan fiction based on ''their'' works - legally appropriate, but it would show that the author has forgotten their roots. As [[Chris and copyright|discussed elsewhere]], however, Chris doesn't have all rights to Sonichu, and hasn't quite graduated to the "original works" club. He makes fan fiction and then whines about fan fiction. Even when the media industry tries their darnedest to demonize copyright infringement as theft and everyone laughs at them as a result, let us just use an appropriate analogy here: ''thieves shouldn't whine when someone steals from them.''

Fundamentally, Chris's creations are a bizarre maelstrom of various fan fiction elements, with various bits stolen from a great number of sources. Chris seems to be honest about this, and says that he blatantly steals material from various shows.<ref>[[Common Questions#Answered 28 December 2009|Common Questions]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from|Mailbag 35]]</ref>

However, at the same time, he claims that Sonichu is an original creation of his, and has no problems attempting to dictate how people use this precious creation of his.<ref>[[Down with asperchu]]</ref> In short, he calls other works "fan fiction" and fails to realize that ''Sonichu is fundamentally fan fiction, too'' — he is unable to see that the "fan" creations were created through the ''exact same process'' he himself used. He had the gall to say Sonichu is "parodic", but doesn't like creations that he has labelled "parodies" either.

Oh, and just to top it off: he's crying over (nonexistent) unauthorized [[Jimmy Hill|Sonichu merchandise]], and profiting on (godawful) unauthorized [[EBay|Aqua Teen merchandise]].

=== "Get those cameras off me!" — Privacy ===

In the mailbags, Chris describes CWCville as a place where [[Homos|homosexuality]] is forbidden by law. This is enforced by [[Magi-chan]], who uses his psychic abilities to monitor all citizens at all times. Offenders are then rounded up and ''fined $500'', money they could have otherwise spent on video games.

Several days later, Chris would use the Sonichu comic to rail against celebrity news website TMZ for invading the privacy of his electric hedgehogs, who are apparently as interesting and noteworthy as actual celebrities. TMZ was depicted as a floating, all-seeing movie camera that spied on Rosechu putting in a tampon, Sonichu and Rosechu reenacting a bondage scene from ''[[Family Guy]]'', and Robbie Sonee describing unnatural acts with a (possibly anthropomorphic) lizard.

Chris also stated during correspondence with his Wiki SysOp that he would go as far to [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The_Introduction_Image_Space_is_NOT_Ad_Space_(CCS)|distribute a video of himself having sex with a woman, recorded using hidden cameras,]] to prove his heterosexuality. When later pressed on this being a blatant invasion of privacy, Chris covered himself by stating that he would [[Mailbag 31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|blur the participating woman's face]], and upon further questioning changed his proposal to [[Mailbag 34#Chris_would_find_someone_okay_with_being_filmed_to_take_his_"virgin cherry branch"|involve a woman actually willing to participate]].

=== "They set me on fire!" — Slander ===

It is evident to the readers of Sonichu that Chris uses the comic to settle his conflicts in real life. Every time he felt wronged by someone, he felt the unique urge to incorporate them in the comic and having his main hero (an idealized vision of himself) literally beating them up.

The main victim of this treatment was Mary Lee Walsh, the Dean of Student Affairs at the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Because she "Dared" interrupting Chris in his [[Love Quest]] on the grounds of the college, Chris launched himself in a ridiculous one-sided feud against her and included her as the main villain in his comic. This is not an isolated incident. He gave the same treatment to literally anyone who had [[Stress|frustrated]] him. The list includes (but is not limited to) a [[Bagget|police officer]] called in to evict him from a [[Target]] store, various store [[Jerkop|security]] [[Jerkhief|guards]] and [[Manajerks|managers]], romantic [[Wes Iseli|rivals]], old [[CADD Chef|teachers]] and even [[Joseph Herring|fellow students]] only because they were popular with the girls.

This wouldn't be a problem if the situation was contained in the comic itself. Anyone free to make an educated guess would say that Chris uses artistic license to overcompensate for his weaknesses in real life. This, however, disregards many [[Death threats]] he issued to individuals on the net. [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Clyde Cash]], two well-known antagonists of Chris, were berated ([[Fail|without success]]) into [[To Clyde and Jack|committing suicide]]. In the comic [[Sonichu 10]], they throw themselves down a 72-story elevator shaft. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the creator of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page regarding Chris's antics, not only received [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|cryptic messages]] from Chris, but saw his own character [[Sonichu 8#The Clarksville Address|left for dead in a pool of his own blood]] after being battered by [[Rosechu]]'s [[China|genitalia]]. The last example is quite disturbing. After a [[Liquid Chris#Showdown|long feud]] with the man known as [[Liquid Chris]], he saw no problem [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|yelling at him]], issuing [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|death threats]], and trying to steal his [[Kacey|girlfriend]]. When this failed, he introduced the gentleman in the issue [[Sonichu Special 4]] of his comic, where he shot him in the shins for no apparent reason. When the girlfriend, scared for her and her boyfriend's safety, asked him what it was all about, he answered that it wasn't that bad [[Kacey and Liquid Call|since he barely shot him in the legs]].

Strangely, Chris strongly disapproves of this method of expression when he's on the receiving end of it. When [[Down with Asperchu|he attacked]] Alec Benson Leary for the creation of [[Asperchu]], Alec had no scruples about putting him in front of the [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Issue_C/Page_29 business end of a flamethrower]. This insulted Chris so much that he felt the need to make a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|long video]] where he calls the attack made on him "horrendous" and vows that the [[Patti Chandler|spirit of his dead dog]] will avenge him. He would later cap off Sonichu 10 with a graphic depiction of Alec's execution.

==="A Sweetheart from the Ground Up" — Women===

A big example of Chris's hypocrisy are the ridiculously high standards for a "[[sweetheart]]" that he's published at various times in his life, such as on the [[attraction sign]]. Some of the biggest offenders in regards to hypocrisy are;

"Must Have a Mid to high salary." Chris does not have a job, has no prospects for a job, and lives on [[monthly tugboat|Government Welfare]] yet any woman he dates must be gainfully employed, presumably so Chris can [[Chris and Money|spend]] her money on [[List of Chris's games|video games]] and [[sex toys]].

"Must be average to slender body size." Chris is an [[obesity|overweight lazy slob]], yet demands that any potential sweetheart that he deigns to give his attention to be thin and cute.

"Must not have [[autism]]" Despite the fact that Chris has made being autistic a huge point of pride, he absolutely refuses to consider any girl with the same condition on the grounds that he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.

==="I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment===

Chris has made it known in his mailbag that he is opposed to the death penalty. However, in [[9 February 2010|02092010.MOV]], after the Cwcipedia was taken offline, he ranted that he wanted to see Alec, Evan, and Mao [[Death threats|executed]]. That's right, serial murderers deserve clemency but people who try to stop Chrissy from [[simonla|stealing intellectual property]] deserve capital punishment.

Chris later carried out these executions within the pages of [[Sonichu 10]]. This sequence was incredibly hypocritical, as he sentenced them to death and killed them '''as he listed off all the ways in which he wronged them.'''

==="Don't be a moof or aloof" — Mature content===

Chris has severe problems understanding media with mature themes, or, to be specific, media with [[Chris and death|death]]. It appears that Chris is railing heavily against video games that are rated Mature or higher, and thinks that realistic depictions of death in fiction "sadden" him.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref> Yet, at the same time, he thought the ''Saw'' movie series was good, ''despite'' of the gruesome deaths featured therein. Even if this is not outright hypocrisy, it's still clear that there's something very ''odd'' going on in here; it's clear that he's enjoyed some mature-rated works, but he's still clinging to teen-rated games at best — there's huge amounts of cognitive dissonance at work here.

Chris has said a number of times in videos and mailbags that his comics will never feature excessive violence and gore. For a long time, Chris took great pains to avoid showing outright death in his comics. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was claimed to be kept alive by "dark forces", and [[Liquid Chris]] was [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]], as a sort of attempt at a nonlethal shooting. The deaths of [[Pandahalo]] and [[Ivy]], while horrific, were both not actually shown, so it was almost as though Chris was keeping his word.

[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|Remember, this is a comic for kids!]]
Blatant outright hypocrisy on this matter finally surfaced in the last few pages of [[Sonichu 10]]. He broke this promise in a spectacularly graphic manner, with the (court sanctioned) deaths of the [[Asperpedia]] staff. Alec and Sean were killed by the electric Chair and firing squad respectively. While these are both highly controversial means of inflicting capital punishment, they both exist in the real world as ways to accomplish something as terrible as ending a human life as quickly as possible, and in that way they are arguably humane.

By contrast, there is nothing humane or even reasonable about the deaths of Evan and Mao. Evan is shackled to a wall, and mutilated an indeterminate amount of time before being apparently stabbed to death by Wild and Sandy. This outright torture included cutting off both of his legs, one of his arms, a series of deep cuts to his torso, and ''genital mutilation via a giant drill''. Mao had his arms and legs telekinetically forced to bend in the wrong direction, causing the snapped bones to rip though his skin. As he lay on the ground, screaming in agony, Chris telekinetically blasted a hole in his left shoulder, from which he bled out.

All of the violence in the final pages of Sonichu 10 are particularly egregious when compared to what the ''offenders'' came up with. While Asperchu and [[Asperchu#Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]] feature violence and gore, it's all clearly over the top and meant to be humorous. Chris's depiction of violence comes across as dead serious, and he seems to hate the offenders with the fury of thousand suns.

Chris's not only has difficulties understanding mature content when it comes to violence, but also sex and profanity. Chris claims that [[Mailbag_20#Chris_considers_his_audience|his comic is equivalent to a TV-Y7 program]], which according to broadcast standards would mean no sexual content or innuendo whatsoever, even if censored. However, ''Sonichu'' is loaded with sex, pornography, and innuendo, but Chris says it's okay because [[Asperchu_is_a_Horrendous_Joke|he'll put tiny stickers over genitalia]]. Chris has stated that [[Mailbag_47#Mellow_out.2C_it.27s_just_furry_porn|showing kids pornography]] is just a way to educate them on things they're going to eventually see. Yet when it comes to profanity, another thing people learn as they become adults, Chris takes great pains to censor swear words and scold others for using them. Sonichu 10 reveals that profanity may be a capital crime. He'll even censor vaguely offensive words that most kids are allowed to say, such as "crap." However, none of this is being done for the children. Chris loves pornography and dislikes when other people swear (note that he swears all the damn time), so that's how his comic is going to be presented.

==Chris on hypocrisy==

{{quote|A: "hypocrite"; an adjective; 1) to be of a belief while not upholding that belief. 2) a total liar. 3) [[Fanbase|an UNTRUE Fan. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for a newer, yet badly drawn, thing, after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a hypocrite among the Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans]].|Chris, on what it means to be a hypocrite}}

In the [[Common_Questions#Answered_20_January_2010|Mailbag questions]], Chris was asked to define "hypocrite." His answer shows that he barely understands the concept, thinks it's some kind of insult (like "naïve" or "benevolent"), and somehow refers to a fan's level of devotion.

Chris's first definition is vague, and could be used to describe hypocrisy (one's stated beliefs being in conflict with one's actions), but could also be used to describe a general lack of enthusiasm. Under Chris's definition, a homophobe who doesn't take [[Sonichu 10|drastic measures]] to eradicate homosexuality would be a hypocrite.

His second definition is just hyperbole, in the same way someone would throw around "fascist" when not using it to describe an extreme right-wing authoritarian nationalist.

Chris's third definition is more of a (failed) example to ''describe'' a hypocrite, and more describes Chris's "if you're not now, you never were" attitude towards fandom. In Chris's mind, he must enjoy all Sonic the Hedgehog games regardless of quality, and wear and display Pokémon merchandise well past an age where that would be considered socially acceptable. Because Chris enjoyed Sonic and Pokémon when he was younger, he's not allowed to move on, grow up, and find other, more adult interests.

Chris then went on to rail against Asperchu, and refused to acknowledge the dozens of mailbag letters pointing out examples of his hypocrisy, double standards, and contradictions.

==Sauces==
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==See also==
* [[List of Chris's lies]]

{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and hypocrisy

2010-02-25T19:44:34Z

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[[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|right|Above: Chris breaks almost thirty years of proud sobriety due to the influence of [[The Simpsons]].]]

'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Hypocrisy is thus a kind of lie. Hypocrisy may come from a desire to hide from others actual motives or feelings.

[[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards to which he himself does not live up. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and serious self-examination due to his [[autism]]. Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Godjesus|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], or the [[JERKS|entire male sex.]] In the past he's faulted [[Manajerks|store managers]] and [[Jerkops|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]], although that's less relevant nowadays as he rarely leaves the house except for trips to [[Obesity|McDonald's]]. And when he can't fault other people for his problems, Chris relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change it to where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Tobacky|feel uncomfortable]], suffer any inconveniences, or be [[Sonichu (comic)|forced to actually put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

Chris's [[Mailbag]] answers are particularly rich sources of hypocrisy, where he readily gives advice to people that he himself will never follow.

==Examples==
=== "Grow up!" — Maturity ===
In the latter half of 2009, Chris had become fond of telling his [[trolls]] and detractors to "grow up." This is coming from a 27-year-old man who has lived with his parents continually since graduating high school, [[Chris's resume|has been employed for two months of his entire life]], lives in a room full of toys, plays video games all day, refers to things that make him feel uncomfortable with [[CWC-isms|childish euphemisms]], [[Chris and fashion|dresses like a toddler]], and is overly dependent on his parents (and the [[Monthly tugboat|US government]]) to the point of absurdity.

Chris has not moved on past high school. In his late 20s he still wears his high school ring, uses his old high school colors in art projects (and when he wants to portray Native Americans), and keeps his high school yearbooks within easy reach (so he can [[Mass debating|masturbate]] to [[Kellie Andes]] without leaving his chair). Chris's characters are examples of this as well. Despite ostensibly being 18-22 years old, the Sonichus sometimes don [[:Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|cheerleading outfits]] outside of sexual roleplay. Sonichu and Rosechu were originally 16 and 15 in the comics, respectively, before Chris retconned their ages so they can legally fuck. Despite this, he created a [[Zapina|14-year-old]] character who attends high school (in a scandalously revealing outfit). At age 27 Chris has dispensed [[CWC Blog|dating advice]] to high school freshmen. A master of subtlety, Chris named one of the villains in his comics ''[[Count Graduon]]''.

In short, Chris idealizes his youth while demonizing the present, as high school was a simpler time when he had a [[Gal-pals|social circle]], [[Biological clock|regular sleep patterns]], and some purpose in life apart from creating terrible comics and [[CWCFlyingElephants|debasing himself on the internet]].

=== "GET A JOB, DUDE" — Work ===
[[Image:TwofacedCWC.jpg|thumb|right|"No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation."]]

Chris also likes to tell people to get jobs while he himself has been employed for about two months of his life. On his [[Resume|resume]], Chris lists playing Pokémon cards with small children as volunteer work, when in reality emotionally-stunted manchildren play Pokémon with little kids all the time. Chris [[Father Call|sometimes claims]] he was supervising or babysitting the children involved, where in reality Chris himself required some amount of supervision not to fuck up the hobby store where he played cards.

Much like acclaimed author J.K. Rowling went on welfare for a year or two so she'd have the time to write the first ''Harry Potter'' book (a franchise which went on to make her the richest woman in the world), Chris avoids searching for employment to focus on merchandising Sonichu (a franchise which, as you know, will never make him a dime). And that takes an hour or two at most: Chris will draw and color a comic page or two, make videos, or astonish Charlottesville residents with his [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkay]] skills in a bizarre marketing stunt. The rest of Chris's time is apparently spent playing [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[Adult Swim|watching TV]], and [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloading]] extra content for his video games. Chris has an abundance of free time where he could easily work a full-time job and still find the time to draw Sonichu. That is, if Chris were employable. In reality Chris would [[Donald Duck impersonation|impersonate Donald Duck]] and it would be [[Wendy's]] all over again.

In addition to this, Chris fails at having some basic skills one would need to keep employment, such as: keeping his [[Death threats|murderous]] [[Chris and anger|rage]] in check, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|basic hygiene]], [[Chris and fashion|dressing appropriately]], showing [[Niggos|tolerance]] [[JERKS|and]] [[Homos|respect]] for other people, and [[Megan|keeping one's hands off]] women.

=== "WINDOWS TO HELL" — Other people with mental disabilities ===

While happily claiming disability when it suits him (i.e. when he gets [[Monthly tugboat|money]] or [[Gal pals|sympathy]] from it), Chris gladly reminds everyone that he's (high-functioning) autistic. However, Chris [[Myspace|distances himself]] from others with autism, calling them "slow-in-the-minds" and "windows to hell." Chris specifically excluded "the low functionally mentally handicapped," "the [[Chris and Health|seriously]] [[Duck|physically]] [[Chris|deformed]]," and the "Autistic, high-functionally or otherwise" from an actual list of criteria women would have to meet before he would consider dating them. For the record, "blacks" are also disqualified. By his own admission, Chris is "sometimes retarded" and is abnormally proud that he is on the autism spectrum. In fact, right below his rigorous standards for his future girlfriend, he admits that he himself is autistic but claims "that's another story."

Chris denies that any of his Sonichu characters are autistic, even though they're all copyright-infringing little Mary Sues, need to be in the [[Dating Education|special classes]] Chris thought up and every so often display debilitating social anxiety around the opposite sex. Back when Chris made his own Pokémon cards, he thought up an "autistic Pokémon" named Plautistic (who could disable its own attacks), but this only appears on the cover of [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]] and nowhere else.

In the mailbags, Chris dismisses any similarity between autism and Asperger's syndrome, another disorder on the autism spectrum. Chris went so far as to create a specific section for autism-related emails, and then a [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|frothing rant on CWCipedia]] where he rails against those with Asperger's syndrome. The abridged version of Chris's reasoning is that by having a higher-functioning form of autism than Chris, they're diminishing Chris's own accomplishments. Chris considers [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|everything he's done so far]] special because he has autism. To date, the only things Chris has actually accomplished are graduating from high school and a [[PVCC|third-rate community college]], which most people could do with little effort.

Despite likening the mentally handicapped to reanimated walking corpses, Chris bases a large part of his identity around having autism, whether he's triumphing over it by being able to mow a lawn or he's using it as an excuse to sit around and play ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' all day. Incidentally, this behavior is actually somewhat common with teenage girls with bipolar disorder (real, self-diagnosed or imagined), where they'll brag about how terribly bad their bipolar disorder is, how much lithium they're on, and so forth. Most grow out of it by the time they're 18.

==="I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance ===

It's very much in Chris's interests that others tolerate him and his odd behavior. Chris's life is defined by mannerisms that can charitably be described as unorthodox. His autism certainly shapes some of his lesser quirks, but he's also picked up some very strange ideas. [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|He thinks it's normal for adults to shit their pants from time to time]], and he found nothing strange about [[Recycling#Recycling|jerking off into a cup and chugging it down]]. He once uploaded a YouTube video where he [[The Return of Kimmi|made out with a sex doll with a picture of his sweetheart taped to the face]] because he thought it was an endearing act that his sweetheart would want to see. He had a store clerk [[Sports bra photo series|fit him for a bra that he wears happily]]. He uses his [[Sonichu (comic)|children's comic]] to express and explore his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexual fantasies and desires]]. And he's [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|made statements]] to indicate he's not ashamed of these actions, regardless of what anyone says.

So in order to continue to do whatever he wants to do and not be made fun of, he explains these things away by essentially saying, "everyone does it and you should still consider me normal," even though he'd probably be hard-pressed to name another guy his age that shits himself as much as he does. Deep down, he probably knows some of these things are fucked up, but finds living up to the standards of society to be a huge inconvenience. So he expects others to change their perceptions so that they can accept him and all of the things he doesn't want to change. In instances where someone might think he's a weirdo, Chris preaches tolerance and insists others open their minds to different ideas and not be so judgmental.

However, this doesn't work both ways with Chris. Chris wants people to open their minds to his foibles, but once he's made up his mind that a group of people are doing things that he considers negative, suddenly tolerance goes out the window and he will refuse to show them any amount of respect and acceptance.

An example of Chris not accepting others came about during the aforementioned war in his mind being waged against Asperger's Syndrome. [[Mailbag_7|When a fan mail submission]] pointed out how stubborn it was to close his mind to documented facts about Asperger's Syndrome, Chris refused any concessions, though in the very next letter he berated someone for following what he called a closed-minded religion and said he'd pray for her to open her [[china|mind]].

In another example, Chris is sickened by the idea of [[Homos|homosexuality]] and [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_5th%2C_2009#Take_2|can't even bring himself to say the word "gay,"]] though he will say the word "homo" if he's using it as an insult. He's gone on record as saying he [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|hates gay people]], [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself|is afraid of them]], and would outlaw them if he had the power to do so. Chris has [[Mailbag_1#The_cure_for_homosexuality|envisioned a future where scientists have created a cure for being gay]], and has incorporated this idea into [[Sonichu 10|issue ten]] of his kiddie comic strip. This immense hatred burns deep within him despite the fact that no gay person had done anything negative to him in his entire life, until [[Jack Thaddeus]] began to interact with Chris. Though in contrast (as far as Chris is aware) Jack <s>is</s> was also the person providing Chris with free hosting for the [[CWCipedia]], which at least makes up for some degree of harassment he has given Chris. It was only later that he'd been led to believe that [[Clyde Cash]] was gay as well. He'd stated to Megan that he had these feelings about gays even before he met her gay friend Christopher (whom he illogically suspected of trying to sleep with Megan). He simply hates them because they exist, and has refused to tolerate them all his life. Despite his past fervor, he has recently stated that he "(does) and will NOT Discriminated homosexuals as Individual People" and that "What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it." Which is why he employs an [[Magi-Chan|omniscient being]] to [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|spy on people and punish them]] for what they [[recycling|do]] behind closed doors. Which brings us to...

=== "I fear them all" — Homosexuality ===

Chris is resolute in his beliefs that gays are an abomination before God. But he does make exceptions if the gay person has a [[china]]. During an [[IRC_(02_January_2009)|IRC Chat]] he granted lesbians complete amnesty, saying that if he were in charge, it would be "illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe." When pressed on why it's okay for women to be gay and not men, he fell back on his "all men are [[JERKS]]" defense by saying, "it's bad enough they're mostly jerks, plus homo men are AGAINST God's will." However, later that month in a [[Mumble_1#Gays.2C_lesbians_and_men_in_general|Mumble chat]], he softened his stance on whether or not it's okay for women to be gay be saying he would "100% discourage" gay men, but for gay women, he will "partial courage."

In the world of Sonichu, the villanous [[Reldnahc]] is gay, but the [[Heather Iglesias|nanny for Sonichu and Rosechu's kids]] is also gay. She's on the side of good because she's a lesbian, though she's been instructed to keep her trap shut about it. [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|A fan letter]] confronted Chris with the hypocrisy of having lesbians in the comic despite his viewpoints and fine Christian morals. While Chris answered parts of the letter, he conveniently ignored that point. Likely, Chris makes this exception because it would be difficult for him to [[mass debating|fap]] to all the [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|lesbian porn]] he watches and not feel conflicted.

He also will make exceptions if gays do voices in his [[LittleBigPlanet|favorite video games]]. A member of his [[Monty Python|favorite comedy troupe]] was gay, though it's not clear if Chris knows that. But it does seem clear that whether it's porn, TV, or video games, as long as Chris is entertained by a gay person, Chris somehow exempts them from the abomination rule.

His hatred towards gays and everything they stand for contrasts very sharply to some of his actions. Chris has no qualms with [[Recycling|drinking his own semen]], and has said he would even go as far as [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his semen off his beloved]]. He's admitted to being plagued by [[Mailbag 4|homoerotic thoughts]]. He loves [[rainbow]]s and has frequently put them in his comics. Chris liked the game ''Katamari Damacy'' enough to quote it in some of his videos, a game that features a character wearing a flamboyant ensemble that shows off his huge [[Pickle|schlong]] clearly visible through his tights. He once referred to himself as coming [[IRC (20 January 2009)|"out of his autistic closet."]] He loves gay anthems, such as "I Love the Nightlife," and listens to music straight men generally avoid, such as Backstreet Boys songs. He loves romantic comedy films and even owns a copy of the ''Sex and the City'' movie.

'''Chris shoves [[Sex toys|things]] up his ass.''' That should say enough about this matter.

In short, many gay men don't act as gay as Chris does sometimes, but he still feels justified at leveling his disapproving scorn at them.

=== "And I emphasize fan fiction" — Chris's creations ===

Chris is extremely protective over Sonichu and the whole media franchise he has created.

If Chris had actually shown any originality, this wouldn't really be a problem: he'd have full rights to do whatever he wants with his own original creations. People would frown on, but begrudgingly stomach, the idea that a writer who used to write fan fiction would strike it big through original works and then tell people not to create any fan fiction based on ''their'' works - legally appropriate, but it would show that the author has forgotten their roots. As [[Chris and copyright|discussed elsewhere]], however, Chris doesn't have all rights to Sonichu, and hasn't quite graduated to the "original works" club. He makes fan fiction and then whines about fan fiction. Even when the media industry tries their darnedest to demonize copyright infringement as theft and everyone laughs at them as a result, let us just use an appropriate analogy here: ''thieves shouldn't whine when someone steals from them.''

Fundamentally, Chris's creations are a bizarre maelstrom of various fan fiction elements, with various bits stolen from a great number of sources. Chris seems to be honest about this, and says that he blatantly steals material from various shows.<ref>[[Common Questions#Answered 28 December 2009|Common Questions]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from|Mailbag 35]]</ref>

However, at the same time, he claims that Sonichu is an original creation of his, and has no problems attempting to dictate how people use this precious creation of his.<ref>[[Down with asperchu]]</ref> In short, he calls other works "fan fiction" and fails to realize that ''Sonichu is fundamentally fan fiction, too'' — he is unable to see that the "fan" creations were created through the ''exact same process'' he himself used. He had the gall to say Sonichu is "parodic", but doesn't like creations that he has labelled "parodies" either.

Oh, and just to top it off: he's crying over (nonexistent) unauthorized [[Jimmy Hill|Sonichu merchandise]], and profiting on (godawful) unauthorized [[EBay|Aqua Teen merchandise]].

=== "Get those cameras off me!" — Privacy ===

In the mailbags, Chris describes CWCville as a place where [[Homos|homosexuality]] is forbidden by law. This is enforced by [[Magi-chan]], who uses his psychic abilities to monitor all citizens at all times. Offenders are then rounded up and ''fined $500'', money they could have otherwise spent on video games.

Several days later, Chris would use the Sonichu comic to rail against celebrity news website TMZ for invading the privacy of his electric hedgehogs, who are apparently as interesting and noteworthy as actual celebrities. TMZ was depicted as a floating, all-seeing movie camera that spied on Rosechu putting in a tampon, Sonichu and Rosechu reenacting a bondage scene from ''[[Family Guy]]'', and Robbie Sonee describing unnatural acts with a (possibly anthropomorphic) lizard.

Chris also stated during correspondence with his Wiki SysOp that he would go as far to [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The_Introduction_Image_Space_is_NOT_Ad_Space_(CCS)|distribute a video of himself having sex with a woman, recorded using hidden cameras,]] to prove his heterosexuality. When later pressed on this being a blatant invasion of privacy, Chris covered himself by stating that he would [[Mailbag 31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|blur the participating woman's face]], and upon further questioning changed his proposal to [[Mailbag 34#Chris_would_find_someone_okay_with_being_filmed_to_take_his_"virgin cherry branch"|involve a woman actually willing to participate]].

=== "They set me on fire!" — Slander ===

It is evident to the readers of Sonichu that Chris uses the comic to settle his conflicts in real life. Every time he felt wronged by someone, he felt the unique urge to incorporate them in the comic and having his main hero (an idealized vision of himself) literally beating them up.

The main victim of this treatment was Mary Lee Walsh, the Dean of Student Affairs at the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Because she "Dared" interrupting Chris in his [[Love Quest]] on the grounds of the college, Chris launched himself in a ridiculous one-sided feud against her and included her as the main villain in his comic. This is not an isolated incident. He gave the same treatment to literally anyone who had [[Stress|frustrated]] him. The list includes (but is not limited to) a [[Bagget|police officer]] called in to evict him from a [[Target]] store, various store [[Jerkop|security]] [[Jerkhief|guards]] and [[Manajerks|managers]], romantic [[Wes Iseli|rivals]], old [[CADD Chef|teachers]] and even [[Joseph Herring|fellow students]] only because they were popular with the girls.

This wouldn't be a problem if the situation was contained in the comic itself. Anyone free to make an educated guess would say that Chris uses artistic license to overcompensate for his weaknesses in real life. This, however, disregards many [[Death threats]] he issued to individuals on the net. [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Clyde Cash]], two well-known antagonists of Chris, were berated ([[Fail|without success]]) into [[To Clyde and Jack|committing suicide]]. In the comic [[Sonichu 10]], they throw themselves down a 72-story elevator shaft. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the creator of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page regarding Chris's antics, not only received [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|cryptic messages]] from Chris, but saw his own character [[Sonichu 8#The Clarksville Address|left for dead in a pool of his own blood]] after being battered by [[Rosechu]]'s [[China|genitalia]]. The last example is quite disturbing. After a [[Liquid Chris#Showdown|long feud]] with the man known as [[Liquid Chris]], he saw no problem [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|yelling at him]], issuing [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|death threats]], and trying to steal his [[Kacey|girlfriend]]. When this failed, he introduced the gentleman in the issue [[Sonichu Special 4]] of his comic, where he shot him in the shins for no apparent reason. When the girlfriend, scared for her and her boyfriend's safety, asked him what it was all about, he answered that it wasn't that bad [[Kacey and Liquid Call|since he barely shot him in the legs]].

Strangely, Chris strongly disapproves of this method of expression when he's on the receiving end of it. When [[Down with Asperchu|he attacked]] Alec Benson Leary for the creation of [[Asperchu]], Alec had no scruples about putting him in front of the [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Issue_C/Page_29 business end of a flamethrower]. This insulted Chris so much that he felt the need to make a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|long video]] where he calls the attack made on him "horrendous" and vows that the [[Patti Chandler|spirit of his dead dog]] will avenge him. He would later cap off Sonichu 10 with a graphic depiction of Alec's execution.

==="A Sweetheart from the Ground Up" — Women===

A big example of Chris's hypocrisy are the ridiculously high standards for a "[[sweetheart]]" that he's published at various times in his life, such as on the [[attraction sign]]. Some of the biggest offenders in regards to hypocrisy are;

"Must Have a Mid to high salary." Chris does not have a job, has no prospects for a job, and lives on [[monthly tugboat|Government Welfare]] yet any woman he dates must be gainfully employed, presumably so Chris can [[Chris and Money|spend]] her money on [[List of Chris's games|video games]] and [[sex toys]].

"Must be average to slender body size." Chris is an [[obesity|overweight lazy slob]], yet demands that any potential sweetheart that he deigns to give his attention to be thin and cute.

"Must not have [[autism]]" Despite the fact that Chris has made being autistic a huge point of pride, he absolutely refuses to consider any girl with the same condition on the grounds that he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.

==="I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment===

Chris has made it known in his mailbag that he is opposed to the death penalty. However, in [[9 February 2010|02092010.MOV]], after the Cwcipedia was taken offline, he ranted that he wanted to see Alec, Evan, and Mao [[Death threats|executed]]. That's right, serial murderers deserve clemency but people who try to stop Chrissy from [[simonla|stealing intellectual property]] deserve capital punishment.

Chris later carried out these executions within the pages of [[Sonichu 10]]. This sequence was incredibly hypocritical, as he sentenced them to death and killed them '''as he listed off all the ways in which he wronged them.'''

==="Don't be a moof or aloof" — Mature content===

Chris has severe problems understanding media with mature themes, or, to be specific, media with [[Chris and death|death]]. It appears that Chris is railing heavily against video games that are rated Mature or higher, and thinks that realistic depictions of death in fiction "sadden" him.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref> Yet, at the same time, he thought the ''Saw'' movie series was good, ''despite'' of the gruesome deaths featured therein. Even if this is not outright hypocrisy, it's still clear that there's something very ''odd'' going on in here; it's clear that he's enjoyed some mature-rated works, but he's still clinging to teen-rated games at best — there's huge amounts of cognitive dissonance at work here.

Chris has said a number of times in videos and mailbags that his comics will never feature excessive violence and gore. For a long time, Chris took great pains to avoid showing outright death in his comics. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was claimed to be kept alive by "dark forces", and [[Liquid Chris]] was [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]], as a sort of attempt at a nonlethal shooting. The deaths of [[Pandahalo]] and [[Ivy]], while horrific, were both not actually shown, so it was almost as though Chris was keeping his word.

[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|Remember, this is a comic for kids!]]
Blatant outright hypocrisy on this matter finally surfaced in the last few pages of [[Sonichu 10]]. He broke this promise in a spectacularly graphic manner, with the (court sanctioned) deaths of the [[Asperpedia]] staff. Alec and Sean were killed by the electric Chair and firing squad respectively. While these are both highly controversial means of inflicting capital punishment, they both exist in the real world as ways to accomplish something as terrible as ending a human life as quickly as possible, and in that way they are arguably humane.

By contrast, there is nothing humane or even reasonable about the deaths of Evan and Mao. Evan is shackled to a wall, and mutilated an indeterminate amount of time before being apparently stabbed to death by Wild and Sandy. This outright torture included cutting off both of his legs, one of his arms, a series of deep cuts to his torso, and ''genital mutilation via a giant drill''. Mao had his arms and legs telekinetically forced to bend in the wrong direction, causing the snapped bones to rip though his skin. As he lay on the ground, screaming in agony, Chris telekinetically blasted a hole in his left shoulder, from which he bled out.

All of the violence in the final pages of Sonichu 10 are particularly egregious when compared to what the ''offenders'' came up with. While Asperchu and [[Asperchu#Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]] feature violence and gore, it's all clearly over the top and meant to be humorous. Chris's depiction of violence comes across as dead serious, and he seems to hate the offenders with the fury of thousand suns.

Chris's not only has difficulties understanding mature content when it comes to violence, but also sex and profanity. Chris claims that [[Mailbag_20#Chris_considers_his_audience|his comic is equivalent to a TV-Y7 program]], which according to broadcast standards would mean no sexual content or innuendo whatsoever, even if censored. However, ''Sonichu'' is loaded with sex, pornography, and innuendo, but Chris says it's okay because [[Asperchu_is_a_Horrendous_Joke|he'll put tiny stickers over genitalia]]. Chris has stated that [[Mailbag_47#Mellow_out.2C_it.27s_just_furry_porn|showing kids pornography]] is just a way to educate them on things they're going to eventually see. Yet when it comes to profanity, another thing people learn as they become adults, Chris takes great pains to censor swear words and scold others for using them. He'll even censor vaguely offensive words that most kids are allowed to say, such as "crap." However, none of this is being done for the children. Chris loves pornography and dislikes when other people swear (note that he swears all the damn time), so that's how his comic is going to be presented.

==Chris on hypocrisy==

{{quote|A: "hypocrite"; an adjective; 1) to be of a belief while not upholding that belief. 2) a total liar. 3) [[Fanbase|an UNTRUE Fan. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for a newer, yet badly drawn, thing, after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a hypocrite among the Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans]].|Chris, on what it means to be a hypocrite}}

In the [[Common_Questions#Answered_20_January_2010|Mailbag questions]], Chris was asked to define "hypocrite." His answer shows that he barely understands the concept, thinks it's some kind of insult (like "naïve" or "benevolent"), and somehow refers to a fan's level of devotion.

Chris's first definition is vague, and could be used to describe hypocrisy (one's stated beliefs being in conflict with one's actions), but could also be used to describe a general lack of enthusiasm. Under Chris's definition, a homophobe who doesn't take [[Sonichu 10|drastic measures]] to eradicate homosexuality would be a hypocrite.

His second definition is just hyperbole, in the same way someone would throw around "fascist" when not using it to describe an extreme right-wing authoritarian nationalist.

Chris's third definition is more of a (failed) example to ''describe'' a hypocrite, and more describes Chris's "if you're not now, you never were" attitude towards fandom. In Chris's mind, he must enjoy all Sonic the Hedgehog games regardless of quality, and wear and display Pokémon merchandise well past an age where that would be considered socially acceptable. Because Chris enjoyed Sonic and Pokémon when he was younger, he's not allowed to move on, grow up, and find other, more adult interests.

Chris then went on to rail against Asperchu, and refused to acknowledge the dozens of mailbag letters pointing out examples of his hypocrisy, double standards, and contradictions.

==Sauces==
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==See also==
* [[List of Chris's lies]]

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'''[[fapcup|Magical Man Potion]]''' is a video released 24 [[February 2010]]. It appears Chris is goofing around with his new camera and trying out the special effects software that came with it. In this video, we see Chris mixing together some sort of vile potion that temporarily transforms him into someone who's not Chris, and therefore better. Notable in that it features an unknown individual, the first time a person not related to Chris has appeared in one of his videos.

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| name = Magical Man Potion
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[image:Orangeshirt.png]] Orange
| Saga = N/A
| previous = [[Christian Love Day (video)]]
| next = [[Magical Man Potion|Current]]
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* 24 February - Chris releases a new video, [[Magical Man Potion]], which features a very special guest star.
* 24 February - Chris transforms from a 27 year old virgin, into a 28 year old one.
* 23 February - Chris launches Christian Love Day with an [[Christian Love Day (video)|opening video]].
* 18 February - An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] phone conversation between Alec and Chris is leaked.
* 14 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is back to normal, but with adverts for (and a fantastically gory new page from) [[Fan:Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]].
* 13 February - Evan releases [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler the Simonla death pages].
* 12 February - The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is brought back from the dead; however, it is currently only a page of Alec's Sonichu Revolution.

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==February 1994==

* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' ''26 [[February 1994]]'' {{Television}} {{Video games}} Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon. Chris was one of two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.

==May 1998==

* '''[[Song of Christian]]''' ''15 [[May 1998]]'' {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Leaked}} Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.

==June 1998==

* '''[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]''' ''4 [[June 1998]]'' {{Video games}} {{Leaked}} Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.

==October 1999==

* '''[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]''' ''16 [[October 1999]]'' {{Television}} {{PokeShirt}} {{Leaked}} The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.

==July 2001==

* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]''' ''12 [[July 2001]]'' {{Leaked}} Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera.

==November 2003==

* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' ''22 [[November 2003]]'' {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Leaked}} Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in [[Animal Crossing]].

==June 2004==

* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' ''7 [[June 2004]]'' {{Video games}} Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.

==December 2004==

* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl]]''' ''20 [[December 2004]]'' {{Music}} Chris sings the first track by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].

==February 2005==

* '''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]''' ''24 [[February 2005]]'' {{Comedy}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the ''Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law'' Vol. 1 DVD set

==November 2006==

* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' ''28 [[November 2006]]'' {{Video games}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris enters a ''Robot Chicken'' competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''

==February 2007==

* '''C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' ...

* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' {{Reason}} {{ClassicShirt}} In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.

==June 2007==

* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' ''[[June 2007]]'' {{Music}} {{Video games}} {{Comedy}} {{Stackhouse}} {{OrangeShirt}} Chris does a rap for the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] competition. [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins.

==August 2007==

* '''[[CWC is Angry]]''' ''[[August 2007]]'' {{Rage}} {{Stackhouse}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.

==November 2007==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' {{Reason}} {{ED}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

==August 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' {{Rage}} {{ED}} {{RedShirt}} After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{PokeShirt}} Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}} Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited [[Sonichu 7]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' {{ED}} [[Image:SeaGreenPolo.png]] In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} [[Image:SeaGreenPolo.png]] Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.

==September 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} Chris realizes [[Blanca]] is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by [[Jimmy Hill]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{Miyamoto}} {{JerkopShirt}} Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' {{Stackhouse}} {{DogShirt}} After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest.

* '''[[Chris Sex Videos]]''' 25 [[September 2008]] {{Sex}} {{Panda}} [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] {{Leaked}} Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and performing terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].

==October 2008==

* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' - ''8 [[October 2008]]'' {{Blanca}} Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux and states that Blanca was real.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' {{Blanca}} {{OrangeShirt}} Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Hill}} {{DogShirt}} Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters in [[Little Big Planet]] and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{VertRedShirt}} Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]''' {{ClassicShirt}} In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

==December 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}} Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of [[Ryan Cash]], and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for [[Sonichu 8]].

==January 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DogShirt}} Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of [[Britney Spears]], apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.

* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' - ''19 [[January 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian begs [[Clyde Cash]] to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' {{Website}} [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Miyamoto}} [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.

==February 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Panda}} {{Julie}} {{GreenStripeShirt}} In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{Reason}} {{DogShirt}} Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest [[Sonichu Girls]]. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to [[Sarah May]]. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.

* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' - ''20 [[February 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}} JULAYYYY

==March 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]] {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris sees the March 8 episode of [[Family Guy]], "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] [[Image:Captainfalconshirt.PNG]] Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to [[Ivy]].

* '''[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]''' ''20 [[March 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} Chris sends a "romantic" message to Ivy that will haunt your dreams.

* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' - ''26 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{PokeShirt}} Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.

* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' - ''29 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] [[Image:Redblueshirt.png]] In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout.

* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]'''- ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.

* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.

* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).

* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.

==April 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]''' [[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.

* '''[[More for the crabs]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, [[Crass and Champ]].

* '''[[The Return of Kimmi]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.

* '''[[Bunny Hop]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.

* '''[[ACWCAudition]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} [[Image:leaked.png]] Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".

* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]][[Image:leaked.png]] Three leaked videos showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.

* '''[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]''' - ''17 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]][[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009]]''' - ''17 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.

* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' - ''24 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding.

* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:music.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} Chris gayly sings and dances.

* '''[[Power]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:leaked.png]] Chris shows how "strong" he is.

* '''[[CWCFlyingElephants]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]][[Image:leaked.png]] Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming [[random access humor|whatever comes to his mind]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]''' [[Image:reason.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.

==May 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]''' {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his [[Wikipedia]] page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.

* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:rage.png]] A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

==June 2009==

*'''[[Chris's Big Night Out]]''' - ''12 [[June 2009]]'' [[Image:Redshirt.png]] Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who record him.

* '''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:Galpals.png]][[Image:Reason.png]] Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her [[gay]] brother.

* '''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]] Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[niggos|Niggas]] Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos"

==July 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}} Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]]. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.

* '''[[The July 10th Messages]]''' - ''10 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.

* '''[[A near public apology]]''' - ''11 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.

* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' - ''17 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Trollinstyle.png]] Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].

* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' - ''19 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.

* '''[[It's UGH!]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]] Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".

* '''[[Cwc dare]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".

* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:Comedy.png]][[Image:leaked.png]] Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.

* '''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]''' - ''25 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]] Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".

* '''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts]]''' - ''26 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.

* '''[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''' - ''29 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]] {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}} In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.

==August 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.

* '''[[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]''' - ''4 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name"

* '''[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]''' - ''6 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"

* '''[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]''' - ''9 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.

* '''[[LOOK at the truth!]]''' - ''10 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]''' [[Image:fanart.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.

* '''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''' - ''14 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:website.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:music.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.

* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Greenblacktrim.png]] Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.

* '''[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]''' - ''29 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:SeaGreenPolo.png]] Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

==September 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.

* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' - ''6 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.

* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' - ''13 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{RedShirt}} Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.

* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' - ''16 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]''' Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.

==October 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' {{VertRedShirt}} Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.

* '''[[10112009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.

* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]] {{RedShirt}} A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.

* '''[[10142009|Calling out Gregg Mays -Again.]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.

* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]] Chris unburies the <del>tomahawk</del> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.

* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.

* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' ''18 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend''. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.

* '''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''' ''21 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:video_games.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to [[PSEye]] neglect. He does indeed plug the game ''Brütal Legend'' and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule [[trolls]].

* '''[[Addressing Liquid]]''' ''22 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.

* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.

* '''[[10242009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.

* '''[[10252009 For Kacey]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].

* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.

* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.

* '''[[For Chris No 2]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.

* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.

* '''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.

* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".

* '''[[CWC 30 Push Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.

* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.

* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.

* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

==November 2009==

* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.

* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.

* '''[[It_will_never_end|It Will Never End]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.

* '''[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' - ''2 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.

* '''[[11032009_Preface_to_Rescuing_Kacey|Preface to Rescuing Kacey]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, and kisses the camera.

* '''[[Rescuing_Kacey_From_Christian_W_Chandler|Rescuing Kacey from Christian W Chandler]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Directfeed.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.

* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Parappashirtmini.png]] Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.

* '''[[No More Jokes]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.

* '''[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]''' - ''6 [[November 2009]] [[Image:Tragedy.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] After the disastrous [[Father Call]], Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.

* '''[[CWC is sad]]''' - ''10 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Tragedy.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.

* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.

* '''[[11142009|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.

* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]] [[Image:Fanart.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]] Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.

==December 2009==

* '''[[3 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Video games.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.

* '''[[Sonichu's Edge]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' {{VertRedShirt}} Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.

* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]] [[Image:Safetyparka.png]] Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.

* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Homos.png]] [[Image:Rumours.png]] [[Image:Galpals.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.

* '''[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' {{OrangeShirt}} Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.

* '''[[Congrats%2C_Jack_Black|Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Video games.png]] {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.

* '''[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Music.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.

* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Crazy.png]] [[Image:Music.png]] [[Image:Galpals.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.

* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Rumours.png]] [[Image:Greenwidestripeshirt.png]] Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.

* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png]] Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.

* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Redyellowstripeshirt.png]] [[Image:Website.png]] Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".

* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png‎]] Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.

* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels . He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.

* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png‎]] Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].

* '''[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{reason}} [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

==January 2010==

* '''[[This was my fault]]''' ''2 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{reason}} [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] Chris asks [[Chris and remorse|for forgiveness]] from the Coca-Cola company and the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Closed Due To AIDS|CWCipedia's]] [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Sysop]] for his infringement of [[Chris and copyright|copyright laws]].

* '''[[Down with Asperchu]]''' ''9 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Captainfalconshirt.PNG]] Since Christian believes he is victorious over the [[homos|gays]] after getting the despised [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_Advertisements|ads]] taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]].

* '''[[12 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010]]''' ''12 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks of a work with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site.

* '''[[14 January 2010|Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is [[Lie|a good person]] even after he [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Asperchu|someone]] and wished for their [[Death threats|imminent demise]].

* '''[[What's_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Music}} {{DogShirt}} Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent [[The Simpsons]] 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the harmonica at all, making his [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|statement]] in the [[Mailbag]] yet another [[lie]].

* '''[[15 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} Chris expresses his desire to [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|take on four dudes at once]] and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.

* '''[[U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L|Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version)]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Crazy}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} The video title, '''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''', written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.

*'''[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]''' ''17 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for [[Patti]]'s spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the [[Asperpedia]].

*'''[[22 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010]]''' ''22 [[January 2010]]'' [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Image:Reason.png]] {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers."

*'''[[29 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010]]''' ''29 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.

==February 2010==

*'''[[CWC address to Royal Board]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK [[Chris and copyright|copyright]], attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.

*'''[[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Homos}} {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia.

*'''[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} After cursing Mao, Chris excuse himself to Alec and Evan for the "[[Death threats|Past Unformalities]]" and ask if he can tone down his publicity on CWCipedia.

*'''[[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]''' ''5 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.

*'''[[9 February 2010|Captain's Log 9 February 2010]]''' ''9 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris makes a video about how Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the [[CWCipedia|undestroyable]].

*'''[[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]]''' ''24 [[February 2010]]'' {{Crazy}} [[Image:Redblueshirt.png]] Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day!

*'''[[Magical Man Potion]]''' ''24 [[February 2010]]'' {{Crazy}} {{OrangeShirt}} Chris mixes up yet another [[fapcup|disgusting concoction]], but this time it turns him into someone less pathetic.

{{Captain's Log}}

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Magical Man Potion

2010-02-24T19:11:21Z

Alteceastlansing:

'''Magical Man Potion''' is a video released 24 [[February 2010]]. Notable in that it features an unknown individual, the first time a person not related to Chris has appeared in one of his videos.

==Video==

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| name = Magical Man Potion
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[image:Orangeshirt.png]] Orange
| Saga = N/A
| previous = [[Christian Love Day (video)]]
| next = [[Magical Man Potion|Current]]
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===Transcript===
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Asperchu

2010-02-24T08:00:56Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Sonichu Revolution Gallery */

{{Ongoing}}
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Chris]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. [[Fail|He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name Ian Brandon Anderson, nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.]]

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kid's comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

===The 19 January Demands===

On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centred mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic saviour]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==

In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a video]] Chris has finally admitted that Asperchu is not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and is instead a completely original character. He also apologizes for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responds to fanmail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologizes for trying to comandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though tactfully avoids mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeds to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|Cwcipedia ads]], which have becoming increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, decides to give up Simonla and delivers a half-assed [[Forgiveness Blessing]] to Mao, hopefully to finally remove the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris.)

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 February 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.

On 18 February 2010, an [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call between Chris and Alec was released]].

==Sonichu Revolution==

When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided Sonichu fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new Asperchu comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|phone conversation]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the Sonichu Revolution strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original Sonichu stories.

===Sonichu Revolution Gallery===

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==See also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

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Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-24T07:21:21Z

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|nigger]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
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''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. Due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, that's not a surprise. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Krato's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
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==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Talk:Common Questions

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Should this be linked to [[Questions for Chris]] or should this get its own page? It seems like it will be a recurring feature. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 29 December 2009 (CET)
:Looks redundant for me. It would make a nice sub-section to Question For Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:47, 29 December 2009 (CET)
::Not yet. The Questiosn for Chris page is outdated and this will become recurring...hopefully. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 05:01, 29 December 2009 (CET)
:::I have to revise my position. I saw that the Common Questions on CWCipedia got it's own entry. This make it a bona-fide historical document and need to receive it's own entry. Sorry to flip-flop on this but this is just how I see the situation now. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:57, 29 December 2009 (CET)
::::i could put a picture of my dick on cwcipedia so it becomes bona-fide. but yeah, right now i'm just stealing all the questions from that page for now. soon, i'll throw some of the mailbag in there as well while the major e-mails get put into the mailbags. so this might become the new mailbag. or something. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 05:59, 29 December 2009 (CET)
:::::Please warn me the day you will post your Bona-Fide Phallus on CWCipedia; I want to do a screen capture of it. :D This being said, I love the Mailbag format and These questions would fit in it easily. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 29 December 2009 (CET)
::::::I'm honestly not digging the mailbag format here. It really works better for letters with actual length. Is the format from Questions for Chris really that bad?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:58, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:::::::*Yeah, why not use that format? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 30 December 2009 (CET)

==Why not Using the Mailbag Format?==

I mean, why not? Chris is answering questions from the public and the said answers are not that longer than the conventional mailbag. Besides, Black on White Q&A is quite hard on the eyes to read. Another arguement; there's no clutter of answers everywhere. These bit-sized pieces of text would be easier to quote and link that way. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]]
:I'm sorry man, I just can't agree with you on this one. The Big boxes take up too much space and are visually distracting for these single-line questions and answers. They look fine when you're doing huge mailbag things, but here they just look off.
:There's nothing preventing us from using the format seen on the Questions for Chris page. I've personally never found the black and quite Q&A hard to read, and honestly, if you find it hard on your eyes, maybe you should consider scaling up the font size in your browser.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:48, 31 December 2009 (CET)

=="Video games out right now"==

In answering one of the questions from yesterday (22 February), Chris replied that he'd like to play ''Heavy Rain'' and ''God of War III'' but hasn't yet had the chance. It's worth noting here - if not beside his answer in the page proper - that ''Heavy Rain'' is shipping today (23 February), and ''God of War III'' isn't shipping until three weeks from now (16 March). "Honor roll" my ass... [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:23, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
:Is it just me or is it weird that he wants heavy rain? That's pretty far removed from his usual games of the moment. Granted, he'll probably realize it wasn't what he was hoping for, and never get past the first 20 minutes.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:42, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
:Haven't really been following the game as I don't have a PSTriple, but I'm guessing if it's anything like ''Indigo Prophecy'' was, it'll have a hot babe you can control and sex scenes, which is good enough for Chris. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:14, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

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|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''The places of Chris's life'''
|-
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'''[[Chris's homes]]:'''
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Surrywood Subdivision]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Newberry Towne Subdivision]] |
[[14 Branchland Court]] ([[Chris's room]])

'''[[Chris's education]]:'''
[[Chris's education#Greene County Primary School|Greene County Primary School]] |
[[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] |
[[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|Providence Middle School]] |
[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] |
[[Manchester High School]] |
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ''(not to be confused with [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]])''

'''[[Chris and religion|Chris's churches]]:'''
[[Grace Baptist Church]] |
[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]

'''[[Chris's resume|Chris's jobs]]:'''
[[Cutco|Cutco Cutlery]] |
[[Wendy's]] |
[[Chris's resume#Experience|Books-a-million]] |
[[Chris's resume#Experience|Toys “R” Us]] |
[[The GAMe PLACe]] |
[[Chris's room|C.W.C. Comics]]

'''[[Attraction locations]]:'''
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] |
[[University of Virginia]] |
[[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] ([[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Abercrombie & Fitch]]) ([[Chick-fil-A]]) ([[Anna|Pac Sun]]) ([[Hanna|Starbucks]]) |
[[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] ([[McDonald's]]) |
[[Get-Tar Region|Target]] |
[[The GAMe PLACe]] |
[[Chris's room]]

'''Other places Chris visited:'''
[[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Anime Mid-Atlantic]] |
[[Country Cookin]] |
[[Li'l Chris|"Create-a-Crear Workshop"]] |
[[GameStop]] |
[[Golden Corral]] |
[[McIntire Park]] |
[[Chloe|Taco Bell]]

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'''Cities of the [[Virginia (state)|World]]:'''
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Albemarle County, VA]] |
[[Charlottesville, VA]] |
[[Robert Simmons V|Clarksville, VA]] |
[[Chris's education#Greene County Primary School|Greene County, VA]] |
[[Chris's education#James Madison University|Harrisonburg, VA]] |
[[Manchester High School|Midlothian, VA]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Richmond, VA]] |
[[Ruckersville, VA]] |
[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Stanardsville, VA]] |

'''Countries of the World:'''
[[Molvanîa]] |
[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]]

|}

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Alteceastlansing:

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''The places of Chris's life'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |

'''[[Chris's homes]]:'''
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Surrywood Subdivision]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Newberry Towne Subdivision]] |
[[14 Branchland Court]] ([[Chris's room]])

'''[[Chris's education]]:'''
[[Chris's education#Greene County Primary School|Greene County Primary School]] |
[[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] |
[[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|Providence Middle School]] |
[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] |
[[Manchester High School]] |
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ''(not to be confused with [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]])''

'''[[Chris and religion|Chris's churches]]:'''
[[Grace Baptist Church]] |
[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]

'''[[Chris's resume|Chris's jobs]]:'''
[[Cutco|Cutco Cutlery]] |
[[Wendy's]] |
[[Chris's resume#Experience|Books-a-million]] |
[[Chris's resume#Experience|Toys “R” Us]] |
[[The GAMe PLACe]] |
[[Chris's room|C.W.C. Comics]]

'''[[Attraction locations]]:'''
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] |
[[University of Virginia]] |
[[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] ([[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Abercrombie & Fitch]]) ([[Chick-fil-A]]) ([[Anna|Pac Sun]]) ([[Hanna|Starbucks]]) |
[[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] ([[McDonald's]]) |
[[Get-Tar Region|Target]] |
[[The GAMe PLACe]] |
[[Chris's room]]

'''Other places Chris visited:'''
[[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Anime Mid-Atlantic]] |
[[Country Cookin]] |
[[Li'l Chris|"Create-a-Care Workshop"]] |
[[GameStop]] |
[[Golden Corral]] |
[[McIntire Park]] |
[[Chloe|Taco Bell]]

----

'''Cities of the [[Virginia (state)|World]]:'''
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Albemarle County, VA]] |
[[Charlottesville, VA]] |
[[Robert Simmons V|Clarksville, VA]] |
[[Chris's education#Greene County Primary School|Greene County, VA]] |
[[Chris's education#James Madison University|Harrisonburg, VA]] |
[[Manchester High School|Midlothian, VA]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Richmond, VA]] |
[[Ruckersville, VA]] |
[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Stanardsville, VA]] |

'''Countries of the World:'''
[[Molvanîa]] |
[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]]

|}

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White knight

2010-02-23T04:28:20Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Chris lacks empathy himself */

[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's conception. Bad artist, but still.]]

{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]}}

'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the internet to help or defend someone else on the internet against other people on the internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.

'''Counter trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris-chan has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him.

A meta-topic within the broader Chris-chan saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving or even beyond such assistance. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[Racism|racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him on good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.

==Motives==

===Pity===
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.

===Empathy===
The internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons, many of which are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up; they think they can reason with Chris by speaking from experience.

BAAAAAAAW! [[Kick the Autistic]] is a cruel game. Quit it!

===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===
There is ongoing debate about whether Chris is actually [[autism|autistic]]. Regardless, there is clear evidence that Chris suffers from serious mental deficiencies.

Chris [[fail]]s to identify people, a possible sign of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't identify them as the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself<ref> [[Sonichu 7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> — since chances are he hasn't "updated" his self-image, this is a possible explanation as to why he denies being fat.

Chris fails to read between the lines. He interprets [[Family Guy]] as being against homosexuality.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]</ref> When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.<ref>Anecdote by [[Mimms]].</ref>

Furthermore, Chris's upbringing was anything but ideal. All of these factors and probably a lot more have led to the man-child we know today.

===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris - or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s total control of Chris was disgusting, but his near sadism and what he made Chris do [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?

==Reasons against white knighting==
===Chris lacks empathy himself===
:''See also: [[Chris and death]], [[Chris and his Ego]]''
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no "theory of mind": if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he [[Dating education|magically dreams up his own solution]].

:'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;
:'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref>

Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.

Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]</ref> When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were "I'd feel terrible" and "I'd just cry."<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]</ref> When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends due to suicides, he still has no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to dealt with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides might not exactly find this amusing.

In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s "Common Questions," Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of "two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with," [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.

On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as "weak as the Twin Towers" and used the mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.<ref>[[Twin Falling Towers]]</ref>

When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[trolls|fan]] tells him that the religious authorities set her to be beheaded for reading Sonichu, Chris answers that he's sorry and that the situation is "Pitiful".<ref>[[Mailbag 8]]</ref>

While this can actually be accounted to Chris's [[autism]], where lack of empathy is a common trait, most autistics can at least learn how to express it through a combination of carefully reading emotions and thinking about how this affects the other one, yet Chris refuses psychiatric help for this sort of thing - but that's another point.

===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===

Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,<ref>[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]</ref> and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.

Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris Chandler. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and are able to gain social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is remarkably not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders<ref>[[Vivian's AIM chat]]</ref>.

Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions, has a sense of morality, and would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law. The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a misogynist has nothing to do with his autism.

===Chris is beyond pity===

Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, "provocation" in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling; merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including death threats. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing ''nasty'' things. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he's not thinking of the consequences at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.

Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids in card games]] and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the internet, can't list any redeemable qualities of Chris.

Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. It was made explicitly clear to him by Megan that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill manchild and become his [[Sweethearts| Sweetheart From The Ground Up]].

After [[Megan]] yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingebanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]</ref> but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed. He then had the nerve to say to her, "I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be."<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]</ref> Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, ''him''. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor.

After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.

In mid-July 2009, he [[The July 10th Messages|addressed a person named 'SonichuIzCool']] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''was'') probably the only genuine fan of Sonichu, and tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris calls her "[[naïve]] and [[slow in the mind]]". He tells her she has to "come out where [he] can meet [her]." Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused; yet, when he posted these videos, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.

In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, he went so far as to mock the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center terror attacks]]. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but he used the ''fall of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was, and used it to threaten and mock Clyde. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To our knowledge, he was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images; he came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.

===Chris cares only for himself===

Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxury, and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. Chris does have the skills and confidence to hold a job with no client interaction, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for mentally challenged people, but he hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]].

Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's easier to be paid for doing absolutely nothing via benefit than to actually do any sort of physical labor whatsoever. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking full advantage of the government by vastly exaggerating claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income of your money for rent, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has a breakdown in public.

===Chris is not a good net citizen===

Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message goes through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in the communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his "fans." He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet; the thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the fact that people who block him try to hint something never cross his mind.

Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] shows more of this. The banner ad crisis in late 2009 is a good example of his [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] in action. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He just can't understand simple principles like "webhost's house, webhost's rules," or "beggars can't be choosers."

===Chris will reject your advice===

[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]

Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being overweight.

Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: "i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try". Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.

===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===

* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]</ref>
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.

See a trend here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?

===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===

Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's True and Honest, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.

[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.

Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing, so what's the problem?]]

Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. So what's the problem?

===Chris outcast-ed himself===

High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, out of [his] own volition,'' to integrate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area.

When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction_sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate for a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was him against the world. After being kicked from The Game Place (after again being given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was kicked from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and was left with only one place: his home.

Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never show up again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He was forced into exile to [[Cwcville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.

===[[Stress]]===

In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_21st,_2008|Crash Into Slumber]].

===Chris will not even read your message===

The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].

===The trolling will not cease===

Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.

In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by [[Mimms|friends]] [[Lucas|who]] grew sick of his bullshit, and by [[Anna_McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his "attraction methods" and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant manchildren flaunting its rules.

If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.

If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]].

If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the internet.

If the custodian bans Chris from the internet, that's Chris trolling himself.

If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS0kIavTfic real life trolls] at the mental hospital.

If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards [[Jerkops|legitimate]] [[Bagget|assertions]] [[B-Manajerk|of]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|authority]] as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive and he did so most likely without knowing of the manchild's existence. Bleak as it is, unless Chris radically embarks on a program of self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly kicked autistic]].

===The trolling helps Chris, and indeed others===
If Chris was just some random nobody on the internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died, then he would be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a virgin all his life, with no job, success or future.

Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. His bringing humor to millions all over the world is an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving - the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated with him that they study his life.

One could argue that if Chris eventually "retired" from this comedy act by actually realizing his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.

What's more, the trolls provide him an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, hideous, fat, virgin bedroom dweller that's unknown, he's an internet-famous unemployable, hideous, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie or TV series.

Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#What other aspies think of Chris|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.

===Chris treats "fans" and white knights like crap===
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He's a paranoid fucktard who screams "I'M STRAIGHT!" when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current "girlfriend" is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to "break up the relationship for the lulz." He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.

{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email — get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back}}
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism}}

Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most recent big example of this. He hates being corrected, and will cling to his misinformation; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and Autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything at all, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, but slow to act as well; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the Sonichu comic — and it ultimately was, ''over a year later.''

==Examples==

:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''

[[Svenka]] is a counter-troll.

On 6 [[May 2009]], [[YouTube]] user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]</ref> The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS.'''

==Sauces==
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==External links==
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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Talk:Mailbag 54

2010-02-21T00:00:48Z

Alteceastlansing: /* "Fickle", "Omnipotent", "Antidisestablishmentarenisim", and "Supercalifragilisticespialadocious" */

shuld we provide a link to Gendo? He is obviously meant to be Gendo Ikari. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gendo_Ikari
:You know, it's okay to just do it. You don't have to ask permission.
:But yeah, we totally should.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:53, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*:I agree with Beat; the slogan "Just Do It" applies here. Also, please sign your post by typing four (~) at the end of it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:23, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

=="Fickle", "Omnipotent", "Antidisestablishmentarenisim", and "Supercalifragilisticespialadocious"==
Fickle is the word Chris uses to describe his battery life (Not the best choice, but whatever). Omnipotent is what colossal-chris-chan is. Supercalifragilisticespialadocious is a made up magic word from Mary Poppins.

But the real gem here is antidisestablishmentarianism, which is the belief that the government should be separate from the church. I guarentee you Chris has no idea what this means. That said, it's no use calling him out on it, because he does know how to look things up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:29, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

I like how he tried to prove his intelligence by spouting the biggest words he knew.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:04, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

*And he still misspelled [[wikipedia:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious|supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]]. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 00:00, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

== "Crystal is my comic self's sister. She does not exist in real life ==

This adds a lot of questions about his "Comic characters are real" theory[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:07, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:I'm pretty sure Chris doesn't believe they're real in the sense that he could drive over to their house and meet them. It's more like he considers CWCville as though it "exists" in some place completely separate from earth.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:09, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Ditto. I think I figured out what level of reality he sees the comic on. Everyone in the comic is aware of the "fanbase"--likely because Chris tells them. Our Chris and their Chris are separate beings--he didn't follow Patti through the portal, his other self was waiting for her. This is difficult to understand because Real Chris refers to Comic Chris as "me" on many occasions. This also isn't helped by the fact that real Chris and comic Chris share the same mind, so Chris the fictional character is aware of everything Chris the failure at life thinks.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:47, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Waiiit a minute...that's an idea for a fancomic. Suck Chris into CWCville and see what happens when he has to deal with his fictional self--who either thinks that he's a fat impostor or the source of all his agony.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:47, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

This is the part where Gendo tells him that he does indeed have a sister in real life, isn't it?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:26, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

2010-02-19T11:26:43Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Why Chris Left */ Alec Benson Leary call

[[Image:Nathaniel Greene School.jpg|thumb|Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Standardsville]]

[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Standardsville, Virginia|Stanardsville, Virginia]], a 192 acre (77.7 hectares) town (to put that in perspective, [[Wikipedia:Cuyamaca Community College|this community college]] is about the same size as the whole town), which basically consists of a highway intersection. It's named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathan'''i'''el Greene," so he obviously learned a lot there!

Chris was pulled out of the school by [[Bob]] after telling him that he had become [[homo|homophobic]] due to sitting on the (supposedly) homosexual [[Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School|principal]]'s lap (srsly). His later hate for [[homos]] can be traced back to this incident,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]</ref> despite being far too young at the time (especially for a sheltered retard) to know what homosexuality even was.

{{quote|they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles|Chris on his teachers and principals<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>}}

Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to (allegedly) lock Chris away, his family moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

==Why Chris Left==
{{quote|There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, the patient's father moved them to Richmond, Virginia.|Jeff Raynor, M.D.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref>}}

The newly released [[Autism papers]] confirm the fact that Chris's parents moved him out of Greene County to evade the the possibility of having Chris admitted to a special school. Still, details are fuzzy as to what actually took place, since Chris leaves out important details (such as what prompted them to "abuse" him), or spins the story in a way that favors him. The way he describes it, dubiously, the school faculty dragged him out of class for no particular reason, had the dubiously homo principal hold him on his lap, while attempting to molest him. Then, they held him by his wrists and ankles, and shoved a tape recorder in his face to record his screams while they laughed at his suffering.

There are many details about this story which obviously don't add up.
*Despite being Virginia, principals aren't supposed to let kids sit on their lap for the exact reason Chris was afraid of: it's inappropriate behavior.
*Public schools are required to have faculty experienced with special education, so it's doubtful that Chris was surrounded completely by people who didn't understand his problems and chose to mock him.
*Most speculate that Chris was [[Chris and anger|tard raging]] and couldn't be restrained, leading to the incident in question in the office.
*In a conversation with [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_8|Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said that Principal Johnson "said some offensive things to [him]," when Chris was sitting on his lap. When pressed on exactly what those offensive things were, Chris said he couldn't remember, but that they were offensive. Chris said nothing about being molested, just that after Johnson said what he said, Chris jumped off his lap and hid under Johnson's desk. It wasn't made clear if by "offensive" he meant something of a sexual nature, an insulting remark, or merely a negative statement. Given Chris's ego and oversensitivity, it's likely Johnson simply said something that insinuated Chris's behavior or the pace of his learning was causing problems and that he might need to go into special education, and Chris found it "offensive" that he wasn't considered absolutely perfect and might have to take classes with the [[slow-in-the-minds]].
*It's also a reasonable assumption that the "tape recorder" reflects the school's attempt to record Chris's behavior to use as evidence for the need to send Chris to a special school, either that, or they were aware of the Chandler's potentially slanderous comments towards the faculty.

In the end, it's most likely that Chris's autistic behavior was out of control, and the school district likely sought evidence to prove that Chris needed full time special education. Evidence like this could also be used as evidence of parental neglect or incompetence in choosing to avoid the obvious care a child needs.

Chris may also have been expelled for his out of control behavior, and he may have been forced to leave the county for the mainstream education his parents so [[naive|naively]] desired. In the United States, when a student is expelled, they're usually expelled from the school district in question until the board decides it's safe for the student to return, so the Chandlers could have just lied to him. This means that the only way he could have received an education at a public school would have been to move to a different county, where they wouldn't have records of him.

The reason why his parents were so adamant to keep him in a "normal" or "mainstream" educational environment isn't hard to guess. Not surprisingly, most of these objections are self-centered and are really about the parents' own feelings, not their child's needs. Like many parents with children with special needs:
* They may have felt that Chris's need for "special care" would reflect poorly on them as parents
* They may have assumed that Chris would be "stigmatized" by being put in a special school
* They may have assumed that Chris would be limited in future opportunities by being put in a special school
* They may have assumed that Chris's problem "wasn't a big deal" when educators who spent most of the day with him saw the reality of the situation

==The Aftermath==
After Nathanael Greene, [[Bob Chandler]] unsuccessfully took legal action against the school district. His case was later dropped. Chris's family moved him away in order to keep him in "mainstream" classrooms, and we now have the Chris we know and love today.

==See also==
*[[Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School]]

==Sauce==
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==External links==
*[http://greenecounty.va.schoolwebpages.com/education/school/school.php?sectiondetailid=22 School website]

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List of Chris's lies

2010-02-19T10:46:56Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Chris's lies */ vidja

{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], '''lying''' in [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face.

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing so his lies have the opposite effect (ex. going to Redmond). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (ex. drawing a [[ShecameforCWC.jpg | rule 34]] of [[Megan]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest content|True and Honest]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie", a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[Autism|autistic]] brain that it is OK to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[Honest]].

This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==

*Chris claims to be related to [[Anne Boleyn]], which is impossible since her ultimate descendant is the '''virgin''' Queen Elizabeth.

*In a Mumble chat, he lied and said that nude photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact he willingly consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble_2|Mumble Chat 2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to [[Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

*For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet if he was already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]] where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13]], he denies that he ever said anything about a Chloe.

*In the infamous [[IRC_(21_January_2009)|Clyde-raped-Panda chat]], Chris states, "My heart is true and set, and I have made my promises. I am with [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] in mind and soul; I have promised to be her True Sweetheart...and I am not a man who goes back on his promises." Chris then proceeded to give her up to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] over a matter of days, and then quickly became involved with [[Julie]].

*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

*In his [[Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors|13 September 2009]] video, he says he personally talked to Sega of America and was told Project Needlemouse (or as he calls it, Needlenose) was a new Sonic game, and not a Sonichu game. Ignoring Chris's track record for honest interaction with video game representatives, the truth of the game was not revealed until 4 February 2010 where it was revealed to be ''Sonic the Hedgehog 4''. The idea that Sega would tell a greasy virgin manchild who rips off their intellectual property what the game is and not anyone else is 100% bullshit.

*Chris claimed that the [[DVD]] that trolls procured wasn't the "director's cut,"<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref> yet the DVD had all the features that had been described before trolls even came into contact with Chris.

*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the Medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.

*When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while he left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then Chris proceed to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.

*While Chris has certainly called the police on the occasional troll or two, Chris will [[CCWC's_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|warn trolls]] that he has unleashed the full fury of the FBI and/or [[CWC_-_Exposing_Jeff|police detectives]] on them. When he wants to be really intimidating, he'll say they are [[10142009|"his detectives"]] as if he is in direct command of them. However, people smarter than Chris (that is to say, all people) know that Chris is totally bluffing, as neither the FBI nor even small-town police detectives are going to waste their time and resources trying to track down someone who said mean things about Chris over the intertubes when there are no end of serious felonies in need of investigating.

*Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The Game Place]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely.

*In an email<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] -- 'Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me.'</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.

*After Chris pissed off Megan by posting [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] he proceeded to apologize to her [[Megan E-mails|via e-mail]], claiming he was [[Megan E-mails#Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?|"sorry for hurting [her]"]] and that he was [[Megan E-mails#Chris does not regret the Meganporn|"sorry for uploading the drawing"]], saying to her [[Megan E-mails#Chris does not regret the Meganporn|"I've learned from my mistakes"]]. He later proved he felt no remorse for the drawing by [[ShecameforCWC.JPG#Today|reuploading the picture]] for use in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the need for "sexy pictures for a sexy website".

*Chris claims that he is the descendant of [[Daniel Weston]], one of the pilgrims on board the Mayflower. This is obviously not true, because according to all known passenger lists, there was no man named Daniel Weston on the ship<ref>[http://www.pilgrimhall.org/mayfpass.htm A list of all passengers on the Mayflower from a guy who was actually there]</ref>.

*He has made [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|occasional]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|claims]] that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|several]] [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|instances]] [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|of]] [[It's UGH!|him]] [[CWC "Boyfriend"|showing]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|otherwise]].

*In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.

*Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

*Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAAc9zAVQw backfired horribly], Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the SingStar Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.

*He claimed to have an IQ of over 300.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]] at 12:23</ref>. For perspective, the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_vos_Savant woman with the highest IQ in the world] has an IQ of 230. Later on, he claimed to have an IQ of 150.<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>

*Chris has inserted clearly bullshit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_1/Page_1 disclaimer pages] at the front of each issue of his comics where he claims:
{{quote|Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comics]], except that of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise [[Parody|parodic]].|Chris's disclaimer as it appears in his comics. [[Megan Schroeder|Does]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|he]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|think]] [[ScotPalazzo|he's]] [[Wes Iseli|fooling]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|anybody?]]}}

*Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|playstation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[PaRappa contest]].

*In a [[Sarah_Reveals_Herself|Skype chat]] with [[Sarah May]], she agreed to tell Chris how to get his Yahoo! accounts back if Chris would draw [[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|"any female Rosechu with a penis, either masturbating, or penetrating a male Sonichu with it."]] Despite the clarity of the request, Chris tried to weasel out of it by drawing [[Rosechu]] with a strap-on dildo instead of an actual [[duck|penis]]. When Sarah May called him on it, he first lied that it was a [[pickle|dick]], and then lied that it was a "mistake in drawing," even though it's plainly obvious that the strap-on was intentionally drawn. The strap-on was not only rendered in detail, but Chris even colored around it instead of through it, [[fail|making it stand out even more]].

*Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] [[Captain's Log]] entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal_Legend_Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's SingStar Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.

*In [[Mailbag 14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].

*In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|off the internet]]. The videos are still available on YouTube.

*Chris claims he can lift [[Mailbag 48#Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes|"well over 100 pounds"]].

*Chris claims to have taken [[Mailbag 51#Perspectives and all that|"over 15 art classes"]].

*In order to substantiate his claim that [[Asperchu]] is a [[parody]] of himself, Chris would logically be forced to admit their many similarities. However, most of that would involve admitting that Chris is a delusional, self-centered prick. Chris instead opts to note the similarities in their physical appearance. To wit: Asperchu's [[Pedo-Glasses]], [[Rollin' and Trollin'|goatee]], and [[Chris and Fashion|striped shirts]]. However, when it comes to Asperchu's rotund figure and obvious man-boobs, Chris admits that he ''used to'' have "manboobs" and a "buddha belly". Obviously, those things should not be described in the [[obesity|past tense]].

*Chris began receiving emails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. As Chris is a 300-IQ-having detail-oriented Pokémon expert, and he drew this Raichu with a pointed tail several times, [[trolls|fans]] concluded that he must have intended this, and let Chris know they now understand Rosechu started out male, and may still be male or hermaphroditic. Panicked that he'd been cornered, but unable to just issue a simple [[retcon]] due to his [[Chris and his ego|crippling ego]], Chris instead made a 22 January post on his [[CWCipedia]] including a doctored picture of the Raichu with the tail now blunted and lied to his readers that it had always been drawn that way since the very beginning. Not only was it obviously photoshopped, but he's such a tremendous idiot that he didn't change the actual comic page showing the pointed tail in his own site's archives. (It should be noted that Chris devised Rosechu's back story before Pokémon introduced the concept of gender specific features; all Raichu were depicted with a pointed tail before 2006. While Chris could have simply made this point, he opted to instead lie to his TRUE and HONEST fans.)

*In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] claiming that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.

*When [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_6|talking to Alec]], Chris claimed that the [[Basement Rosechus]] were not meant to imply that Alec raped them, only that he allegedly treated them like hamsters. If this were so, why is one of them wearing a bridal gown, and why is one clad in only her undergarments if he was just keeping them as non-sexual pets?

*[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|On Chris's fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.

*During the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_8|the eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Nintendo simply giving away rights to use one of the most popular characters from one of their biggest cash cows is absolutely ridiculous. Also during the call, Chris made it a point to state very confidently that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns as a valid reason to not sell off any of his games to make some money. [[List of Chris's games|Chris owns roughly 600 different video games]], so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly. Even if he played games for 10 hours a day, 30 minutes at a time for each game, he'd only be able to play each game once a month.

==Addressing Liquid==

In the wee hours of [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|22 October 2009, Chris posted a video response]] to [[Addressing_Liquid#Liquid.27s_Video|CChanSonichuCWC]] that was possibly the largest concentration of blatant dishonesty Chris has ever compressed into a nine minute span. In a video that would leave even the most crooked politician stunned and agape, Chris had the chutzpah to rattle off a manifesto chock full of falsehoods, starting it off by declaring he is an honest man (if you've made it this far down the page, you know how ridiculous that is). He then went on to list all of his most [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_November_7th%2C_2007|positive]] qualities:

'''He is kind, good-hearted, and caring.''' He has cheated on his [[Sarah Jackson|e-sweethearts]] [[PandaHalo|numerous]] [[Ivy|times]], and the sole focus of all of his relationships is [[fuck quest|to get poon]]. He was completely indifferent to the deaths of PandaHalo, [[CWC_Shout_Out_to_Sarah_May|Sarah May]], and [[Ryan Cash]], giving selfish reasons as to how their deaths affected him. He called his [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|lone true fan of the comic]] a naïve dumbass. The ghost of his [[Aunt Corrina|dead aunt]] could also tell you how much he cared about her when it came time to bury her. Chris will outright [[Bruce_Johnson|smear other people]] to make himself look better. He humiliated his good friend [[Megan]] by uploading a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|drawing of himself fingerbanging her]] to the internet. His explanations as to why he did so included needing some sort of [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|release to keep from flipping out and raping her]]. Despite her clear objections to the picture and Chris claiming he still cared about her, he decided to go ahead and use the picture to unnecessarily fill out his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn site.]] He also hates [[Homos|homosexuals]] just because they're gay, and is a noted [[Niggos|racist]].

'''He cares about Kacey.''' Chris's entire pursuit of [[Kacey|her]] was a sham to [[For_Kacey_from_CWC|trick her]] and [[Kacey Phone Call|get into her pants]]. He pretended to be [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid]] over the phone and on [[YouTube]] videos to get her to fall for him. When they met up, Chris could have tried to build a rapport with her and looked for a way to lay the foundation for a good emotional connection. But he was only interested in sex and spent much of the time staring at her goods, [[Father_Call|sniffing her, trying to cop a feel, and even tried to plant a surreptitious kiss on her]]. When it was all over, Chris posted a video showing that he was [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|back on top of the world]] despite having posted a [[CWC_is_sad|teary-eyed video just two days prior]]. He'd already forgotten about her, even though he told her she was, [[Kacey_and_Liquid_Call|"the sweetest kindest woman I've ever known in my life."]]

'''He is intelligent.''' Chris gets [[Blanca Weiss|swindled]] [[BlueSpike|by]] [[Ivy|trolls]] [[CChanSonichuCWC|practically]] [[Emily|non-stop]], and has even fallen for some of the [[Vanessa_Hudgens|stupidest ruses]] ever devised by humankind. He almost never deduces on his own that he's being tricked and [[White_knight|ignores warnings from others]] that he's being tricked. [[Chris and English|He can't write for shit]] or [[Hex_Bawx#The_hatred|do math]], and [[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo|he thinks it's possible for a completely heterosexual person to turn gay just by momentarily letting their guard down]]. He also thought the best way to get [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to stop talking about his delusional insanity was to [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|bombard them with further examples of his delusional insanity]].

'''He is generous and gives to his friends.''' Yes, Chris is so generous, that he once admitted that if he had the cure to [[autism]], a truly invaluable thing that would bring life-changing help to millions around the world, [[Pixelated PS3|that he'd throw it away just to get a PS3]]. In the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], after saying he'd share the prize money with his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church congregation]], he ended up spending the majority of it on himself. And he [[Chris_and_money#Credit_cards|stole money from his own parents]] so he could buy video game content for [[PSN|games he didn't even own]].

'''He can be cheerful and easy-going.''' He constantly started arguments with everyone at [[The GAMe PLACe]] over [[Pokémon]] games, and [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Sauces|almost got his ass kicked]] once because of them. He will resist doing or feeling anything that will be even a minor inconvenience upon him. He has also [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_English|publicly cried like a baby]] at [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|inappropriate times]] over issues that were either largely insignificant or the direct result of his own fuck-ups.

'''He is a good listener.''' Countless numbers of [[White knight|people have tried to talk sense into him]] to get him to not fall for [[trolls]], and to try to help him change his life for the better. He's resisted nearly every bit of advice he's received. [[Vivian Gee]] spent hours trying to give him sound advice about fixing his life, and he just [[Stress sigh|sighed]] and rejected her advice so much that she [[The Miscreants|turned against him]]. He [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex|completely missed the point about why Megan was so upset]] with him about spreading embarrassing things about her online, thinking she was just mad because she didn't know much about sex.

'''He is empathetic/sympathetic.''' Maybe he just doesn't know what these words truly mean, but likely he knows and just doesn't care. If he were either of those things, he would understand why [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and various [[jerkops]] didn't want him soliciting himself in public, and why potential [[Sweetheart]]s would be put off by his [[The Creepy Stare|creepy overly-forward advances]]. He might have shown true remorse over the death of Ryan Cash instead of being [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_December_28th%2C_2008|awestruck by the power of causing someone to kill themselves]] and telling his brother to [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_19th%2C_2009|just get over it]]. And he certainly wouldn't have cheated on his aforementioned e-sweethearts. Two weeks after he declared how empathetic and sympathetic he is, he [[Twin_Falling_Towers|stunned YouTube by uploading a video]] intending to tease a blackmail photo of [[Gregg Mays]] by photoshopping it into a picture of the World Trade Center and illustrating the towers being attacked, saying that they were both weak and would go crumbling down. Backpedaling after the subsequent outrage, Chris removed that video and [[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|replaced it with another video]] showing a birthday cake with two candles...the candles being the towers from the World Trade Center photoshop copy-pasted directly over the cake, except with the tops removed and set ablaze.

'''He is fairly popular and it's easy for him to make friends.''' Chris has never been popular. He was [[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|harrassed in school]], had to [[High_school#The_Seinor_Prom|take his mother to the prom]], and most of the people that he had regular positive contact with [[Kellie Andes|didn't like him nearly as much as he liked them]]. After getting out of school, most people that stayed in his life or entered it drifted away quickly or have been [[Megan Schroeder|driven away by his direct actions]]. He was widely disliked at The GAMe PLACe, and had to [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|change schools]] and [[Grace Baptist Church|churches]] due to numerous conflicts. Since he was discovered by the interwebs, practically everyone that has entered his life—both online and off--has done so just to troll him, and the few that didn't mostly ended up becoming trolls. 99% of all the comments on his [[YouTube]] videos are negative, and he is bombarded with negative emails from trolls daily. He automatically considers all males to be [[JERKS|jerks]], and even [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|belittled someone]] who is considered to be the only true fan of his comic that he ever had.

Perhaps he is confusing being popular with being notorious, but given how [[Chris_and_Wikipedia|full of himself]] he his, that is unlikely.

'''He is good at talking to people, knows what to say to them, and shares his feelings because they are "good feelings most of the time."''' Any [[Mumble|chatlog or clip]] of him conversing with someone else makes it plainly obvious he cannot carry on a conversation and constantly tries to steer the focus on himself. When he strikes up conversation with potential sweethearts, he uses [[How to Talk to Girls|shitty tips from books]] and [[Sprung|cheesy pickup lines straight out of video games]]. He thinks there are [[Dating|strict rules to follow when being social]], and even thinks that making spontaneous human connections is [[Dating education|something to be taught in a classroom]]. He's [[Megan_E-mails#Shit_hits_the_fan.2C_Chris_confesses_his_love|completely incapable of saying the right thing to someone based on his conversations with Megan]] and [[Chris_and_death#RocketFox.27s_Dad|people who have suffered hardships that don't involve Chris at all]]. And when he does share his feelings, he will blurt out things that are either [[Virgin_with_rage|wildly inappropriate]], or details about himself that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|no human being would ever want to know]].

'''He stays out of conflict.''' If anyone offers [[Vivian Gee|any criticism]], [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|rips off his rip-offs]], or [[CWC_Address_to_Unilever_About_AXE|suggests he's not entirely straight]], he gets [[Vivitheg's_AIM_chat|defensive]] and/or flies into [[Chris and anger|nuclear tard rage]]. He gets into it with [[trolls]] at every opportunity, will not back down from an argument until he's had the last word, and will even [[Brutal_Legend_Plus|hypocritically mock]] people rather than just letting things slide. He absolutely cannot let any slight against him go, proven in his [[Clyde_Cash|lengthy campaigns]] against [[CChanSonichuCWC|various trolls]]. This video is further proof to the point; after CChanSonichuCWC reappeared, Chris absolutely had to respond to Liquid twice though he said he wouldn't ever do so again.

'''He is reliable.''' Chris can't even put out his [[Sonichu_(comic)|shitty scribble of a comic]] at any kind of regular schedule, sometimes going months at a time without updating despite the fact that he has no job and rarely leaves his house. He stood up [[Emily]] when they first arranged their date in the mall. He couldn't even be counted on to do basic minimum wage work, having been fired from a [[Wendy's|fast-food restaurant]].

'''He tries to control his temper.''' [[NO_D***_WAY%2C_IMPOSTOR!!!|Please]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|feast]] [[I'LL_BREAK_YOU_DEAD|your]] [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|eyes]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|on]] [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!|these]] [[Sign_Destruction_Video|articles]], [[Chris_Loses_It|and ask]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|yourself]] [[Adam_Stackhouse#Chris.27s_opinion_of_Adam|just]] [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_contest#Aftermath|how]] [[B-Manajerk|in]] [[10112009|control]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_4th%2C_2009|of]] [[Youtube_Finale|his]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_27th%2C_2009|temper]] [[ED|he]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_8th%2C_2009|is]].

'''He can keep secrets.''' Ever since he [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|came in contact with ED]], he has continuously uploaded [[14_Branchland_Court|sensitive personal details about himself]], [[Tour_of_Chris's_House|his family]], and [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|his friends]]. He keeps doing so despite the fact that [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|trolls are constantly using this information to torment him and people close to him]]. He told the internet that his mom has [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_9th%2C_2009|problems with her ass.]] He will also [[PandaHalo|give information freely to people posing as trolls]], because as long as someone strings together a few nice things to say about him, [[Blanca Weiss|he will immediately trust that person without question]].

{{quote|I'm starting to really kinda doubt this whole 'honesty' thing you keep talking about.|Matthew Devoria - [[Father Call]]}}

==Addressing Liquid (Counterpoint)==

In the interest of fairness, here's a complete list of the qualities he listed about himself that weren't utter horseshit.

'''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|He]] [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|is]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|not]] [[Dirty_crapped_briefs|shy]].'''

==Sauces==
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{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], '''lying''' in [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face.

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing so his lies have the opposite effect (ex. going to Redmond). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (ex. drawing a [[ShecameforCWC.jpg | rule 34]] of [[Megan]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest content|True and Honest]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie", a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[Autism|autistic]] brain that it is OK to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[Honest]].

This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==

*Chris claims to be related to [[Anne Boleyn]], which is impossible since her ultimate descendant is the '''virgin''' Queen Elizabeth.

*In a Mumble chat, he lied and said that nude photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact he willingly consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble_2|Mumble Chat 2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to [[Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

*For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet if he was already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]] where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13]], he denies that he ever said anything about a Chloe.

*In the infamous [[IRC_(21_January_2009)|Clyde-raped-Panda chat]], Chris states, "My heart is true and set, and I have made my promises. I am with [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] in mind and soul; I have promised to be her True Sweetheart...and I am not a man who goes back on his promises." Chris then proceeded to give her up to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] over a matter of days, and then quickly became involved with [[Julie]].

*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

*In his [[Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors|13 September 2009]] video, he says he personally talked to Sega of America and was told Project Needlemouse (or as he calls it, Needlenose) was a new Sonic game, and not a Sonichu game. Ignoring Chris's track record for honest interaction with video game representatives, the truth of the game was not revealed until 4 February 2010 where it was revealed to be ''Sonic the Hedgehog 4''. The idea that Sega would tell a greasy virgin manchild who rips off their intellectual property what the game is and not anyone else is 100% bullshit.

*Chris claimed that the [[DVD]] that trolls procured wasn't the "director's cut,"<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref> yet the DVD had all the features that had been described before trolls even came into contact with Chris.

*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the Medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.

*When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while he left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then Chris proceed to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.

*While Chris has certainly called the police on the occasional troll or two, Chris will [[CCWC's_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|warn trolls]] that he has unleashed the full fury of the FBI and/or [[CWC_-_Exposing_Jeff|police detectives]] on them. When he wants to be really intimidating, he'll say they are [[10142009|"his detectives"]] as if he is in direct command of them. However, people smarter than Chris (that is to say, all people) know that Chris is totally bluffing, as neither the FBI nor even small-town police detectives are going to waste their time and resources trying to track down someone who said mean things about Chris over the intertubes when there are no end of serious felonies in need of investigating.

*Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The Game Place]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely.

*In an email<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] -- 'Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me.'</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.

*After Chris pissed off Megan by posting [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] he proceeded to apologize to her [[Megan E-mails|via e-mail]], claiming he was [[Megan E-mails#Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?|"sorry for hurting [her]"]] and that he was [[Megan E-mails#Chris does not regret the Meganporn|"sorry for uploading the drawing"]], saying to her [[Megan E-mails#Chris does not regret the Meganporn|"I've learned from my mistakes"]]. He later proved he felt no remorse for the drawing by [[ShecameforCWC.JPG#Today|reuploading the picture]] for use in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the need for "sexy pictures for a sexy website".

*Chris claims that he is the descendant of [[Daniel Weston]], one of the pilgrims on board the Mayflower. This is obviously not true, because according to all known passenger lists, there was no man named Daniel Weston on the ship<ref>[http://www.pilgrimhall.org/mayfpass.htm A list of all passengers on the Mayflower from a guy who was actually there]</ref>.

*He has made [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|occasional]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|claims]] that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|several]] [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|instances]] [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|of]] [[It's UGH!|him]] [[CWC "Boyfriend"|showing]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|otherwise]].

*In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.

*Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

*Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAAc9zAVQw backfired horribly], Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the SingStar Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.

*He claimed to have an IQ of over 300.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]] at 12:23</ref>. For perspective, the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_vos_Savant woman with the highest IQ in the world] has an IQ of 230. Later on, he claimed to have an IQ of 150.<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>

*Chris has inserted clearly bullshit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_1/Page_1 disclaimer pages] at the front of each issue of his comics where he claims:
{{quote|Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comics]], except that of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise [[Parody|parodic]].|Chris's disclaimer as it appears in his comics. [[Megan Schroeder|Does]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|he]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|think]] [[ScotPalazzo|he's]] [[Wes Iseli|fooling]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|anybody?]]}}

*Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|playstation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[PaRappa contest]].

*In a [[Sarah_Reveals_Herself|Skype chat]] with [[Sarah May]], she agreed to tell Chris how to get his Yahoo! accounts back if Chris would draw [[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|"any female Rosechu with a penis, either masturbating, or penetrating a male Sonichu with it."]] Despite the clarity of the request, Chris tried to weasel out of it by drawing [[Rosechu]] with a strap-on dildo instead of an actual [[duck|penis]]. When Sarah May called him on it, he first lied that it was a [[pickle|dick]], and then lied that it was a "mistake in drawing," even though it's plainly obvious that the strap-on was intentionally drawn. The strap-on was not only rendered in detail, but Chris even colored around it instead of through it, [[fail|making it stand out even more]].

*Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] [[Captain's Log]] entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal_Legend_Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's SingStar Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.

*In [[Mailbag 14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].

*In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|off the internet]]. The videos are still available on YouTube.

*Chris claims he can lift [[Mailbag 48#Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes|"well over 100 pounds"]].

*Chris claims to have taken [[Mailbag 51#Perspectives and all that|"over 15 art classes"]].

*In order to substantiate his claim that [[Asperchu]] is a [[parody]] of himself, Chris would logically be forced to admit their many similarities. However, most of that would involve admitting that Chris is a delusional, self-centered prick. Chris instead opts to note the similarities in their physical appearance. To wit: Asperchu's [[Pedo-Glasses]], [[Rollin' and Trollin'|goatee]], and [[Chris and Fashion|striped shirts]]. However, when it comes to Asperchu's rotund figure and obvious man-boobs, Chris admits that he ''used to'' have "manboobs" and a "buddha belly". Obviously, those things should not be described in the [[obesity|past tense]].

*Chris began receiving emails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. As Chris is a 300-IQ-having detail-oriented Pokémon expert, and he drew this Raichu with a pointed tail several times, [[trolls|fans]] concluded that he must have intended this, and let Chris know they now understand Rosechu started out male, and may still be male or hermaphroditic. Panicked that he'd been cornered, but unable to just issue a simple [[retcon]] due to his [[Chris and his ego|crippling ego]], Chris instead made a 22 January post on his [[CWCipedia]] including a doctored picture of the Raichu with the tail now blunted and lied to his readers that it had always been drawn that way since the very beginning. Not only was it obviously photoshopped, but he's such a tremendous idiot that he didn't change the actual comic page showing the pointed tail in his own site's archives. (It should be noted that Chris devised Rosechu's back story before Pokémon introduced the concept of gender specific features; all Raichu were depicted with a pointed tail before 2006. While Chris could have simply made this point, he opted to instead lie to his TRUE and HONEST fans.)

*In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] claiming that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.

*When [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_6|talking to Alec]], Chris claimed that the [[Basement Rosechus]] were not meant to imply that Alec raped them, only that he allegedly treated them like hamsters. If this were so, why is one of them wearing a bridal gown, and why is one clad in only her undergarments if he was just keeping them as non-sexual pets?

*[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|On Chris's fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.

*During the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_8|the eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Nintendo simply giving away rights to use one of the most popular characters from one of their biggest cash cows is absolutely ridiculous.

==Addressing Liquid==

In the wee hours of [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|22 October 2009, Chris posted a video response]] to [[Addressing_Liquid#Liquid.27s_Video|CChanSonichuCWC]] that was possibly the largest concentration of blatant dishonesty Chris has ever compressed into a nine minute span. In a video that would leave even the most crooked politician stunned and agape, Chris had the chutzpah to rattle off a manifesto chock full of falsehoods, starting it off by declaring he is an honest man (if you've made it this far down the page, you know how ridiculous that is). He then went on to list all of his most [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_November_7th%2C_2007|positive]] qualities:

'''He is kind, good-hearted, and caring.''' He has cheated on his [[Sarah Jackson|e-sweethearts]] [[PandaHalo|numerous]] [[Ivy|times]], and the sole focus of all of his relationships is [[fuck quest|to get poon]]. He was completely indifferent to the deaths of PandaHalo, [[CWC_Shout_Out_to_Sarah_May|Sarah May]], and [[Ryan Cash]], giving selfish reasons as to how their deaths affected him. He called his [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|lone true fan of the comic]] a naïve dumbass. The ghost of his [[Aunt Corrina|dead aunt]] could also tell you how much he cared about her when it came time to bury her. Chris will outright [[Bruce_Johnson|smear other people]] to make himself look better. He humiliated his good friend [[Megan]] by uploading a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|drawing of himself fingerbanging her]] to the internet. His explanations as to why he did so included needing some sort of [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|release to keep from flipping out and raping her]]. Despite her clear objections to the picture and Chris claiming he still cared about her, he decided to go ahead and use the picture to unnecessarily fill out his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn site.]] He also hates [[Homos|homosexuals]] just because they're gay, and is a noted [[Niggos|racist]].

'''He cares about Kacey.''' Chris's entire pursuit of [[Kacey|her]] was a sham to [[For_Kacey_from_CWC|trick her]] and [[Kacey Phone Call|get into her pants]]. He pretended to be [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid]] over the phone and on [[YouTube]] videos to get her to fall for him. When they met up, Chris could have tried to build a rapport with her and looked for a way to lay the foundation for a good emotional connection. But he was only interested in sex and spent much of the time staring at her goods, [[Father_Call|sniffing her, trying to cop a feel, and even tried to plant a surreptitious kiss on her]]. When it was all over, Chris posted a video showing that he was [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|back on top of the world]] despite having posted a [[CWC_is_sad|teary-eyed video just two days prior]]. He'd already forgotten about her, even though he told her she was, [[Kacey_and_Liquid_Call|"the sweetest kindest woman I've ever known in my life."]]

'''He is intelligent.''' Chris gets [[Blanca Weiss|swindled]] [[BlueSpike|by]] [[Ivy|trolls]] [[CChanSonichuCWC|practically]] [[Emily|non-stop]], and has even fallen for some of the [[Vanessa_Hudgens|stupidest ruses]] ever devised by humankind. He almost never deduces on his own that he's being tricked and [[White_knight|ignores warnings from others]] that he's being tricked. [[Chris and English|He can't write for shit]] or [[Hex_Bawx#The_hatred|do math]], and [[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo|he thinks it's possible for a completely heterosexual person to turn gay just by momentarily letting their guard down]]. He also thought the best way to get [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to stop talking about his delusional insanity was to [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|bombard them with further examples of his delusional insanity]].

'''He is generous and gives to his friends.''' Yes, Chris is so generous, that he once admitted that if he had the cure to [[autism]], a truly invaluable thing that would bring life-changing help to millions around the world, [[Pixelated PS3|that he'd throw it away just to get a PS3]]. In the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], after saying he'd share the prize money with his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church congregation]], he ended up spending the majority of it on himself. And he [[Chris_and_money#Credit_cards|stole money from his own parents]] so he could buy video game content for [[PSN|games he didn't even own]].

'''He can be cheerful and easy-going.''' He constantly started arguments with everyone at [[The GAMe PLACe]] over [[Pokémon]] games, and [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Sauces|almost got his ass kicked]] once because of them. He will resist doing or feeling anything that will be even a minor inconvenience upon him. He has also [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_English|publicly cried like a baby]] at [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|inappropriate times]] over issues that were either largely insignificant or the direct result of his own fuck-ups.

'''He is a good listener.''' Countless numbers of [[White knight|people have tried to talk sense into him]] to get him to not fall for [[trolls]], and to try to help him change his life for the better. He's resisted nearly every bit of advice he's received. [[Vivian Gee]] spent hours trying to give him sound advice about fixing his life, and he just [[Stress sigh|sighed]] and rejected her advice so much that she [[The Miscreants|turned against him]]. He [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex|completely missed the point about why Megan was so upset]] with him about spreading embarrassing things about her online, thinking she was just mad because she didn't know much about sex.

'''He is empathetic/sympathetic.''' Maybe he just doesn't know what these words truly mean, but likely he knows and just doesn't care. If he were either of those things, he would understand why [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and various [[jerkops]] didn't want him soliciting himself in public, and why potential [[Sweetheart]]s would be put off by his [[The Creepy Stare|creepy overly-forward advances]]. He might have shown true remorse over the death of Ryan Cash instead of being [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_December_28th%2C_2008|awestruck by the power of causing someone to kill themselves]] and telling his brother to [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_19th%2C_2009|just get over it]]. And he certainly wouldn't have cheated on his aforementioned e-sweethearts. Two weeks after he declared how empathetic and sympathetic he is, he [[Twin_Falling_Towers|stunned YouTube by uploading a video]] intending to tease a blackmail photo of [[Gregg Mays]] by photoshopping it into a picture of the World Trade Center and illustrating the towers being attacked, saying that they were both weak and would go crumbling down. Backpedaling after the subsequent outrage, Chris removed that video and [[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|replaced it with another video]] showing a birthday cake with two candles...the candles being the towers from the World Trade Center photoshop copy-pasted directly over the cake, except with the tops removed and set ablaze.

'''He is fairly popular and it's easy for him to make friends.''' Chris has never been popular. He was [[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|harrassed in school]], had to [[High_school#The_Seinor_Prom|take his mother to the prom]], and most of the people that he had regular positive contact with [[Kellie Andes|didn't like him nearly as much as he liked them]]. After getting out of school, most people that stayed in his life or entered it drifted away quickly or have been [[Megan Schroeder|driven away by his direct actions]]. He was widely disliked at The GAMe PLACe, and had to [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|change schools]] and [[Grace Baptist Church|churches]] due to numerous conflicts. Since he was discovered by the interwebs, practically everyone that has entered his life—both online and off--has done so just to troll him, and the few that didn't mostly ended up becoming trolls. 99% of all the comments on his [[YouTube]] videos are negative, and he is bombarded with negative emails from trolls daily. He automatically considers all males to be [[JERKS|jerks]], and even [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|belittled someone]] who is considered to be the only true fan of his comic that he ever had.

Perhaps he is confusing being popular with being notorious, but given how [[Chris_and_Wikipedia|full of himself]] he his, that is unlikely.

'''He is good at talking to people, knows what to say to them, and shares his feelings because they are "good feelings most of the time."''' Any [[Mumble|chatlog or clip]] of him conversing with someone else makes it plainly obvious he cannot carry on a conversation and constantly tries to steer the focus on himself. When he strikes up conversation with potential sweethearts, he uses [[How to Talk to Girls|shitty tips from books]] and [[Sprung|cheesy pickup lines straight out of video games]]. He thinks there are [[Dating|strict rules to follow when being social]], and even thinks that making spontaneous human connections is [[Dating education|something to be taught in a classroom]]. He's [[Megan_E-mails#Shit_hits_the_fan.2C_Chris_confesses_his_love|completely incapable of saying the right thing to someone based on his conversations with Megan]] and [[Chris_and_death#RocketFox.27s_Dad|people who have suffered hardships that don't involve Chris at all]]. And when he does share his feelings, he will blurt out things that are either [[Virgin_with_rage|wildly inappropriate]], or details about himself that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|no human being would ever want to know]].

'''He stays out of conflict.''' If anyone offers [[Vivian Gee|any criticism]], [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|rips off his rip-offs]], or [[CWC_Address_to_Unilever_About_AXE|suggests he's not entirely straight]], he gets [[Vivitheg's_AIM_chat|defensive]] and/or flies into [[Chris and anger|nuclear tard rage]]. He gets into it with [[trolls]] at every opportunity, will not back down from an argument until he's had the last word, and will even [[Brutal_Legend_Plus|hypocritically mock]] people rather than just letting things slide. He absolutely cannot let any slight against him go, proven in his [[Clyde_Cash|lengthy campaigns]] against [[CChanSonichuCWC|various trolls]]. This video is further proof to the point; after CChanSonichuCWC reappeared, Chris absolutely had to respond to Liquid twice though he said he wouldn't ever do so again.

'''He is reliable.''' Chris can't even put out his [[Sonichu_(comic)|shitty scribble of a comic]] at any kind of regular schedule, sometimes going months at a time without updating despite the fact that he has no job and rarely leaves his house. He stood up [[Emily]] when they first arranged their date in the mall. He couldn't even be counted on to do basic minimum wage work, having been fired from a [[Wendy's|fast-food restaurant]].

'''He tries to control his temper.''' [[NO_D***_WAY%2C_IMPOSTOR!!!|Please]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|feast]] [[I'LL_BREAK_YOU_DEAD|your]] [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|eyes]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|on]] [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!|these]] [[Sign_Destruction_Video|articles]], [[Chris_Loses_It|and ask]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|yourself]] [[Adam_Stackhouse#Chris.27s_opinion_of_Adam|just]] [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_contest#Aftermath|how]] [[B-Manajerk|in]] [[10112009|control]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_4th%2C_2009|of]] [[Youtube_Finale|his]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_27th%2C_2009|temper]] [[ED|he]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_8th%2C_2009|is]].

'''He can keep secrets.''' Ever since he [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|came in contact with ED]], he has continuously uploaded [[14_Branchland_Court|sensitive personal details about himself]], [[Tour_of_Chris's_House|his family]], and [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|his friends]]. He keeps doing so despite the fact that [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|trolls are constantly using this information to torment him and people close to him]]. He told the internet that his mom has [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_9th%2C_2009|problems with her ass.]] He will also [[PandaHalo|give information freely to people posing as trolls]], because as long as someone strings together a few nice things to say about him, [[Blanca Weiss|he will immediately trust that person without question]].

{{quote|I'm starting to really kinda doubt this whole 'honesty' thing you keep talking about.|Matthew Devoria - [[Father Call]]}}

==Addressing Liquid (Counterpoint)==

In the interest of fairness, here's a complete list of the qualities he listed about himself that weren't utter horseshit.

'''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|He]] [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|is]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|not]] [[Dirty_crapped_briefs|shy]].'''

==Sauces==
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]
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Asperchu

2010-02-18T06:47:20Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Sonichu Revolution */

{{Ongoing}}
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were disenfranchised followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Chris]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. [[Fail|He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name Ian Brandon Anderson, nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.]]

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kid's comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

===The 19 January Demands===

On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centred mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic saviour]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==

In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a video]] Chris has finally admitted that Asperchu is not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and is instead a completely original character. He also apologizes for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responds to fanmail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologizes for trying to comandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though tactfully avoids mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeds to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|Cwcipedia ads]], which have becoming increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, decides to give up Simonla and delivers a half-assed [[Forgiveness Blessing]] to Mao, hopefully to finally remove the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris.)

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 February 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.

==Sonichu Revolution==

When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided Sonichu fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new Asperchu comics. Why Chris is so hostile toward someone who obviously has Chris's best interests in mind is a mystery.

===Sonichu Revolution Gallery===

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==See also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]

Asperchu

2010-02-18T06:46:18Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Sonichu Revolution Gallery */

{{Ongoing}}
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were disenfranchised followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Chris]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. [[Fail|He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name Ian Brandon Anderson, nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.]]

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kid's comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

===The 19 January Demands===

On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centred mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic saviour]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==

In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a video]] Chris has finally admitted that Asperchu is not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and is instead a completely original character. He also apologizes for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responds to fanmail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologizes for trying to comandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though tactfully avoids mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeds to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|Cwcipedia ads]], which have becoming increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, decides to give up Simonla and delivers a half-assed [[Forgiveness Blessing]] to Mao, hopefully to finally remove the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris.)

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 February 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.

==Sonichu Revolution==

When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided Sonichu fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new Asperchu comics. Why Chris is so hostile toward someone who obviously has Chris's best interests in mind is a mystery.

===Sonichu Revolution Gallery===

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Image:Sonichurevolution01.jpg
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Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg
Image:Sonichurevolution4.jpg
Image:Sonichurevolution05.jpg
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</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]

File:Sonichurevolution06.jpg

2010-02-18T06:45:59Z

Alteceastlansing:

Armoraxe

2010-02-17T05:25:14Z

Alteceastlansing:

[[Image:ArmoraxeBot.jpg|thumb]]

'''Armoraxe''' is one of Chris's ripped off [[Transformers]], designed after Soundwave of ''Transformers Animated''.

==Original Character==
His vehicle form is that of a minivan, perhaps more specifically a Scion xB. In its robot form, it carries a boom box on it's shoulders and wields a guitar. Due to Chris's lack of talent, it is difficult to discern if his face is on the boom box itself or where he has a separate head that is in front of it. Chris describes him as being a "real [[Guitar Hero]]". He apparently attacks by playing his guitar, which can transform into a plasma rifle. According to Chris, "when he Plays That Beat, HE WAILS!!! ", whatever the hell that means.

In yet another example out of thousands that show how shitty Chris's comic is, when Chris took down the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building in [[Sonichu 10]] through the power of rock, Chris showed up in [[Son-Chu]] instead of Armoraxe, and Son-Chu turned into a mobile rock stage. He didn't bring along Armoraxe at all. Armoraxe's entire ''raison d'être'' is that he's a walking talking robotic sound system with a guitar, and the one fucking time he could have been at all useful, Chris chose to Mary Sue his shitwagon.

==Gallery==
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Image:ArmoraxeVehicle.jpg
Image:ArmorWave.jpg|We report, you decide...
</gallery>

==See Also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Chris and tracing]]

[[Category:Transformers]]

Asperchu

2010-02-17T03:34:53Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Sonichu Revolution Gallery */

{{Ongoing}}
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were disenfranchised followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Chris]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. [[Fail|He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name Ian Brandon Anderson, nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.]]

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kid's comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

===The 19 January Demands===

On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centred mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic saviour]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==

In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a video]] Chris has finally admitted that Asperchu is not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and is instead a completely original character. He also apologizes for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responds to fanmail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologizes for trying to comandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though tactfully avoids mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeds to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|Cwcipedia ads]], which have becoming increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, decides to give up Simonla and delivers a half-assed [[Forgiveness Blessing]] to Mao, hopefully to finally remove the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris.)

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 February 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.

==Sonichu Revolution==

When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided Sonichu fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new Asperchu comics. Why Chris is so hostile toward someone who obviously has Chris's best interests in mind is a mystery.

===Sonichu Revolution Gallery===

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<gallery>
Image:Sonichurevolution01.jpg
Image:Sonichurevolution02.jpg
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg
Image:Sonichurevolution4.jpg
Image:Sonichurevolution05.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]

File:Sonichurevolution05.jpg

2010-02-17T03:34:29Z

Alteceastlansing:

Sonichu Forum

2010-02-16T03:27:08Z

Alteceastlansing: /* Chris doesn't own a mirror */

__NOTOC__
'''Sonichu Forum''' was a short lived [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|fan]] forum (that once resided at http://sonichuforums.proboards.com ) in which Chris made a few posts to a critical fanbase. Chris was directed there by a forum member, and he took the opportunity to answer some questions and hopefully get his e-peen stroked. Curiously, the username he chose was the unusually discreet "sonichufan," suggesting maybe he was planning on going incognito, though he immediately introduced himself in his first post. Chris's participation lasted from 28 [[January 2010]] to 31 January 2010.

===A Manchild appears!===

{{EmailReply|Topic: C.C. Sonichu says (in response to topic: CWCipedia Ads):
Jan 28, 2010, 9:51pm
Hey, everyone. I was recently informed about this forum site by, well, another one of my fans. :)

Personally, I wish I did have control over the Ads displayed on my Cwcipedia, but even the Google Ads Service behind it is all new to me; baffling. If I was a hacking expert, and I am not, I would go into Mao's Account (the mastermind manager of Alec, Evan and Sean on the Asperpedia) and just reformat it to be my own with no one else being able to seize it from my hands and just remove those oversized crapfest of ads he set up to torture me.

It really bothers me how I can't even log in without having to scroll down; I wish I could HIDE them from view, but even my friendly SysOp could not perform that coded task.

Anyway, I still am drawing my two pages daily, and I will sometimes have off days where I don't go to my computer, but I do promise the full number of pages for each day when I upload them in a bunch.

I appreciate your loyalty very much, and I pray for y'alls safety and being along with my friends and family.

Keep a happy thought,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

===I promise I'm being studious, except when it comes to actually uploading things===

{{EmailReply|Topic: C.C. Sonichu says:
Jan 28, 2010, 9:54pm
Hey, everyone, this is Christian C. typin' live and well. I was just informed about your forum site, and I appreciate your maintaining and such to offer continuous kind-hearted comments and criticisms.

I wish ALL of my Mailbag letters were as easy to read and pleasant as every individual post on this Forum.

I still am drawing my two pages daily, and I will sometimes have off days where I don't go to my computer, but I do promise the full number of pages for each day when I upload them in a bunch.

I appreciate your loyalty very much, and I pray for y'alls safety and being along with my friends and family.

Keep a happy thought,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

===Proving to the trolls that he's not a troll===

{{EmailReply|Topic: C.C. Sonichu says:
I see I need to prove myself. That's not a problem; watch the [[Mailbag 50|Cwcipedia's Mailbag(s)]] tomorrow; you may see a few NEW Selected Letters there.

Stay Safe and Peace,
Christian C. }}

===Chris only takes credit for certain horrible drawings===
[[Image:Cwcbaby.jpg|thumb|[[lies|Chris didn't draw this.]]]]

{{EmailReply|Topic: Re: OMG did you see the CWCIpedia today????
That image, I did NOT draw that; that was either Mao or someone in that group, and they copied/pasted my signature from one of my past images/covers.

Christian C. }}

===Not considered: Saving up some of the tugboat===

{{Email|Topic: CWCipedia Ads
Jan 30, 2010, 1:02pm, Lady Bernkastel wrote:
But Chris, wouldn't hacking into Mao's account be just as bad as when the trolls hacked into your account? I thought you hated trolls. Also, don't ads, as bad as they might be, generate money for the person who put them up? Mao needs to make money like anyone else, and if you took away his source of income, what if he couldn't pay his bills or lost his home because of you? That would be terrible!}}
{{Email|
Jan 31, 2010, 3:18am, angelina wrote:
I agree.
Chris aren't they paying from their own pockets to keep your site up? Without it you wouldn't have it.
And hasn't it been unhacked for a really long time?
Isn't it good that you have a site with such security to stop the trolls getting in and tearing the whole thing down?
I thought you were earning a lot of money now from your awesome comics, why not just buy it off him to get the ad space for yourself?}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:07pm
Well, I do not have 2000 Euros OR UK Citizenship, so that makes it that much harder for me to buy Mao out. }}

===Sure it was, Chris===

{{Email|Topic: Re: Things you don't like about the comics:
Jan 25, 2010, 8:00pm, mrfantastic wrote:
I didn't like how Chris punched the little child in front of Meg Griffin.
I couldn't believe it! Chris hit a child!
I was honestly taken back, and stopped reading for a few days.}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:10pm
That was NOT a child; he was an adult employee of [[4-Cent Garbage]]. }}

===Chris doesn't own a mirror===

{{Email|Topic: Re: Things you don't like about the comics:
Jan 26, 2010, 8:48am, KatechuIsDisappointed wrote:
Hi everyone!
So like I read Sonichu a lot because I like action and all that, but what infuriates me is how Chris portraits women. It's beyond ridiculous really. Girls only do boring stuff like faint or shop. And everyone likes Chris and Sonichu which is just silly. And I mean, Chris isn't exactly a catch in real life if you guys know what I mean, lol. He's so unfit and naive. The comic would be so much better w/o Chris in it and if women were treated as cool characters. Rosechu could easily kick ass! Down with all the rape and gross stuff in Sonichu!

Another thing that bugs me is how the comic is drawn. Like shadows and stuff are really weird and in wrong places... And there are no good backgrounds. maybe he should hire someone to make the backgrounds like in other comics? It all looks kinda bad, actually. It's too bad!}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:17pm
In your own words, please tell me, and don't leave any detail out, [[Chris_and_Health|WHY]] [[Hair|DO]] [[Chris and reality|YOU]] [[Autism|NOT]] [[Chris and his Ego|SEE]] [[List of Chris's lies|ME]] [[Chris and anger|AS]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|A]] [[Chris_and_fashion|CATCH]] [[Pedo-Glasses|IN]] [[Chris_and_music|REAL]] [[The Creepy Stare|LIFE]]? You have never met me in real life, so why would you make such an unbiased accusation like that? }}

===Chris gives an accurate look into the mind of a terrorist===

{{Email|Topic: Re: Things you don't like about the comics
Jan 26, 2010, 1:47pm, jackthwagger wrote:
He doethen't theem to like America, dethpite thaying he'th a patriot. He commitths terroritht athts like poithoning water thupplieth and blowing up offith towerth. That does not thit well with an All-American American like me, Jack Thwagger!}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:19pm
In respone to your comment, I feel I am sometimes mentally retarded. }}

===It has nothing to do with laziness at all===

{{Email|Topic: Re: Things you don't like about the comics
Jan 30, 2010, 6:46pm, Guinea Pig wrote:
Me too. They're not nearly as interesting as artwork! I wish Sonichu had more artwork, then it'd be cooler!}}
{{Email|
Jan 31, 2010, 1:46am, Politails wrote:
I wouldn't mind if he did text-only panels to describe boring parts (it means we'd get story progress and more pages sooner), but Ivy was an important part of the comic and Chris's life. He should have done something a little more tasteful/substantial for her exit. Just leaving her being strangled to death to the reader's imagination is brutal. }}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:22pm
Ivy was a real woman; she died in suicide; I could not go on drawing her alive when she really was dead. }}

===I assure you, it really was me being an asshole===

{{Email|Topic: Re: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! DID YOU SEE THE MAILBAG TODAY?
Jan 31, 2010, 11:42am, KatechuIsDisappointed wrote:
How do u guys know he didnt just get hacked again? The mailbag answers look pretty hostile, maybe someone else has control of his site?
Still, pretty cool for our forum members to be featured on the real site, lots of people will see it.}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:26pm
No hackery; it is all real. And I did answer the other mailbags last night. }}

===Chris had to create a fictional world to show how straight he is===

{{EmailReply|Topic: The Homosexuality Cure
Jan 31, 2010, 5:34pm
As a neutral response to what I have read so far in the earlier posts, MOSTLY, I was further trying to clear ALL the dang rumors that have flown around mislabeling me as a Homosexual. !:( I am Straight; why can't every last one of those people accept that and move on? Also, WHY can't everyone accept Fce Value of the Raichu that transformed into Rosechu was Female? It stated clearly above the panel on page 0 - 3, "GIRL RAICHU". Plus I was without previous knowledge of that Tail Difference when I drew that page originally.

Christian C. }}

===Chris is literally a filthy liar===

{{Email|Topic: MORE Rumors about Christian C. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 30, 2010, 6:55pm, carissamae wrote:
I have heard some wild rumors about Christian C.'s behaviors! I would rather be a fan of Sonichu than that Asperpedia, but these rumors make me worried!

1. I heard he poos himself every time he gets upset!

2. I heard he never plans to get a job or move out of his house, ever! (Even those Asperpedia guys all have jobs, and I heard that Mao is rich because he made two inventions that made him lots of money.)

3. I heard he only likes white people! I am afraid he will make Mao upset by calling Mao a Chinaman or a damn yellow Chinee. That would offend Mao.

4. I heard he had such terrible behavior he was told to never go to his college again! I heard he scared a nice lady who works at the college because he was so rude. I know that Evan C.G. and Sean A.W. would never do that.

5. I heard he tries to never do chores and tries to make his poor old parents do all his work!

6. I heard he has really disgusting mold all over his room and bathroom, the kind that would give a lady a yeast infection in her Erect Vagina.

Are these rumors true? I would rather be a Sonichu fan but I am so worried these terrible rumors are true.}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:54pm
Let me settle these rumors.

1. I heard he poos himself every time he gets upset!
This is false.

2. I heard he never plans to get a job or move out of his house, ever!
I have and am working on getting a job, and I would like to move out if I could. No one wants to hire me, and with the current property and apartment rates these days, write your own punchline.

3. I heard he only likes white people! I am afraid he will make Mao upset by calling Mao a Chinaman or a damn yellow Chinee. That would offend Mao.
This also is false; I like all people, regardless of race or color. The only exceptions are those who really tick me off or really hate me to a point of mocking, tormenting or physically or emotionally hurting me very harshly.

4. I heard he had such terrible behavior he was told to never go to his college again! I heard he scared a nice lady who works at the college because he was so rude. I know that Evan C.G. and Sean A.W. would never do that.
This is only half- true. I was able to go back to college and finish after taking Anger Management ad seeing a psychiatrist. The "employee" at the college was none other than the REAL Mary Lee Walsh who really interrupted my Sweetheart Search in the early days, and Shattered My Heart by tearing up my original sign right in front of me. I apologozed to Mary a few months ago with an apology drawing, framed, in person, but that bitch served me with a Trespassing Notice. Some "thank you".

5. I heard he tries to never do chores and tries to make his poor old parents do all his work!
This is false; I do a lot of chores around the house.

6. I heard he has really disgusting mold all over his room and bathroom.
This is false. }}

===There was zero risk of serious injury===

{{Email|Topic: Have you all seen this?
Jan 30, 2010, 5:03pm, lucywatson wrote:

[[29 January 2010|This has got to be the most fake apology]] I have ever seen. :( I don't know how he can think that after apologizing to someone, it's ok to make rude demands. I don't like Asperchu either, but the way that he made that apology was totally rude and mean!

I don't understand what is going on. What happened to the sweet and nice Chris that we all know and love? What happened to the innocence? This new Chris is a cruel mockery of the Chris that got us to be fans of his comic, and it makes me sad to see this. I just don't know what to think or do. }}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:57pm
That is a True Apology; my friend had told me the truth of how my past words against Alec and his crew were making me look like a troll. I banged my head against a wall in realization and embarassment right before I started that video.

Christian C. }}

===This poster's name sounds familiar===

{{Email|Topic: The Homosexuality Cure
Jan 31, 2010, 5:36pm, [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Naïve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|sonichuizcool]] wrote:
Chris, as a huge pokémon fan who's caught 'em all in every game, I'd like to point out that the tail difference wasn't around 'til generation 4, any real fan should know that much.}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 5:59pm
Generation 4; Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. This person Gets It. Thank You. }}

===News Flash: Chris is still single IRL===

{{Email|Topic: I'm really sad...
Jan 29, 2010, 5:24pm, valentina wrote:
It's been a very rough week and Chris hasn't updated the comic in days. The last update wasn't even that good, it was really confusing and I didn't know what was going on. I really wanted Chris to update because my week was so shitty I was looking forward to curling in bed with my laptop and reading Sonichu non-stop, but I guess there's no sense since there's nothing new :'(.

Why is he not updating? I hate his new girlfriend. She is distracting him from the more important things in life, SONICHU and continuing to create that wonderful, magical universe that we all love so much. If she was a TRUE LOVING GIRLFRIEND she would understand that Sonichu is his mission in life and support him and help him write and draw more pages.}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 6:03pm
Firstly, if you were referring to Lovely Weather, She is NOT a Real Woman, and I am still without a girlfriend in eal life. I felt like giving my comic self a woman of his own. }}
{{Email|
Jan 31, 2010, 6:28pm, blakesgurl wrote:
Oh, I thought you said you found someone in your Young Adults group, I'm sorry it didn't work out :-[

Question: Does Lovely Weather have the power to transform into a Rosechu? Will she get a medallion?}}
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 6:52pm
How did you hear about that night?

No, she does not. }}
[''A missing post explains that Chris told everyone about finding someone in the group.'']
{{EmailReply|
Jan 31, 2010, 7:49pm
I forgot I typed that in, so I stand corrected. Four Words about that; Premature Friend Zone Placement. I feel crestfallen. }}

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Asperchu

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Alteceastlansing: /* Sonichu Revolution Gallery */

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[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were disenfranchised followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Chris]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. [[Fail|He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name Ian Brandon Anderson, nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.]]

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kid's comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

===The 19 January Demands===

On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centred mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic saviour]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==

In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a video]] Chris has finally admitted that Asperchu is not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and is instead a completely original character. He also apologizes for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responds to fanmail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologizes for trying to comandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though tactfully avoids mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeds to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|Cwcipedia ads]], which have becoming increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, decides to give up Simonla and delivers a half-assed [[Forgiveness Blessing]] to Mao, hopefully to finally remove the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris.)

==Phone calls==
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{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 February 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.

==Sonichu Revolution==

When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided Sonichu fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new Asperchu comics. Why Chris is so hostile toward someone who obviously has Chris's best interests in mind is a mystery.

===Sonichu Revolution Gallery===

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==See also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

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