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December 2009

2012-03-31T21:56:41Z

American Christory X: Added e-mails.

[[Image:FamilyGuyChris.JPG|thumb|On '''9 December 2009''' Chris decides he's getting a ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode.]]
[[Image:DevilTrolls.JPG|thumb|On '''9 December 2009''' Chris continues [[Sonichu 10]].]]
[[Image:SonichuChristmas.jpg|thumb|On '''13 December 2009''' Chris starts writing a Christmas story.]]
[[Image:RapeRap.JPG|thumb|On '''15 December 2009''' Chris raps about rape.]]
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|On '''16 December 2009''' Chris endorses babyfuck.]]
[[Image:Pagliacci.jpg|thumb|On '''17 December 2009''', Chris temporarily joins the Dark Carnival.]]
[[Image:Demonicrobbie.jpg|thumb|On '''19 December 2009''' Chris creates a monster.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|On '''30 December 2009''' Chris found a way to make his website even uglier.]]

Chris started the month answering the Mailbag, but with shorter, less-enthusiastic answers. He also created additional "rejected" Mailbags to handle questions that made him feel uncomfortable — namely, those dealing with homosexuality and autism — and even published a vitriolic screed against people with Asperger's Syndrome. After that video, he would upload several disturbing YouTube videos: one with him performing a baffling improvised rap that suggested he was a drug-crazed rapist, another rap video where he was painted up like an Insane Clown Posse groupie, and 10 minutes of him playing with homemade LEGO figurines of Sonichu and Rosechu. Once again, he tried to write a story, and after spending six hours writing ''A Sonichu Christmas Story'' (which consisted of a few rough, unedited paragraphs), he tried to finish the story in comic form. It dragged on past Christmas day. Unflattering photos of Chris appeared on a Times Square Billboard: all real pictures of him drinking his semen and such except for one where he was Photoshopped into a gay bar. Chris was also infuriated by increasingly explicit pro-gay banner ads which appeared on CWCipedia. He would direct his hatred at Jack Thaddeus, who would be the subject of video death threats on Christmas Day. Chris would close out the year by going batshit insane about the gay ads and mailing a letter to President [[Barack Obama]] requesting that the gay ads be made illegal.

==Events of December 2009==

* 1 December - Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_94 page 94] of issue 9. Instead of a background, Chris fills large areas with purple and orange.
* 1 December - Chris answers the letters in [[Mailbag 7]]. Many of these answers are exceptionally rude.
* 2 December - Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_95 page 95].
* 2 December - Chris responds to the letters in [[Mailbag 8]]. He also creates the [[Rejected Mailbag#Autism Mailbag |Autism Mailbag]], as a part of the ongoing war between himself and people who know what Asperger's syndrome is.
* 3 December - [[Sonichu's Edge|Chris tries jogging]], confuses the acrobatic sport "parkour" with a brand of margarine and posts a [[3 December 2009|Captain's Log Update]] where he speaks about his four minutes of physical activity (with numerous breaks), Sonichu merchandise and ''Little Big Planet''.
* 4 December - Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_96 two] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_97 new] pages
* 4 December - Chris uploads a very interesting rant about [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Aspergers]], and answers the letters in [[Mailbag 9]].
* 5 December - [[Holiday Greetings|Chris gives a "Happy Holidays" speech, and draws Sonichu in the snow]].
* 5 December - Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_98 page 97], in which he implies that only he is allowed to kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]].
* 6 December - [[Jack Thaddeus]] [[Jack_Thaddeus_Phone_Call|calls]] Chris [[Jack_Thaddeus_Phone_Call_2|twice]]. Hilarity and confrontation ensues.
* 6 December - Chris answers all the letters in [[Mailbag 10]], and begs his sysop to [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Mailbag Issue (CCS)|make it stop]].
* 7 December - Chris sends the last of the [[Regina e-mails]].
* 7 December - Chris uploads the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_99 final] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_100 two] pages in [[Sonichu 9|issue 9]].
* 7 December - Chris promises that [[Sonichu 10|issue 10]] will be his final appearance as with every person he met in real life in the Sonichu canon.
* 7 December - Chris's sysop uploads [[Mailbag 11]] and (fortunately) denies Chris's plea to cut off the [[Stress|stressful]] mails.
* 8 December - Chris's sysop uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_12 Mailbag 12].
* 8 December - Chris and [[Vivian Gee]] discuss ideas to publicize Sonichu, such as having Chris dress up as Sonichu.
* 9 December - Chris answers [[Mailbag 11]] in the early hours of the morning.
* 9 December - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|Captain's Log Update]] where he asks about donations and talks about the future of the ''Sonichu'' franchise.
* 9 December - Chris answers [[Mailbag 12]].
* 10 December - In the early hours of the morning, Chris answers [[Mailbag 13]], and [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy rambles] about ''[[Family Guy]]''.
* 10 December - Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_3 two] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_4 more] comics, outlining the beginning of his plan to cure the ''world'' of homosexuality, and answers [[Mailbag 14]]. He also criticizes ''[[Family Guy]]''.
* 10 December - Chris uploads a [[Fanmail Reading|video]] in which he reads fan mail and demands that fans only send him console games instead of PC games.
* 11 December - Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_5 two] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_6 more] pages and answers [[Mailbag 15]].
* 12 December - Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning a Spike Video Game Award.
* 12 December - Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_7 two] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_8 more] pages, and answers [[Mailbag 16]].
* 13 December - Chris begins writing a [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas story]], and answers [[Mailbag 17]] with unprecedented amounts of censorship.
* 14 December - Chris posts [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_9 a new page] and starts up [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 Issue 11].
* 15 December - In the early hours of the day, Chris answers half of [[Mailbag 18]], and then starts messing around with his old censorship in other mailbags.
* 15 December - Chris uploads a video to prove to us that he can [[IPods Down and Listen Up|fail at rap]]. He mentions things that can possibly lead to the assumption that he is using Viagra and that he wants a black girl.
* 16 December - Chris posts [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_10 a new page] in issue 10, and a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_2 new page] in issue 11.
* 16 December - Chris posts a new [[CWC Blog#16 December 2009|blog entry]], discussing his intent to create a page that "sorts out Fact from Fiction from that God D*** [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page". He also experiences a bout with a [[computer]] virus, and goes on a road trip to visit his relatives.
* 17 December - Chris proves to us again that [[Hello, Juffalo|he fails at rapping again]], but as a Juffalo this time.
* 17 December - Chris finishes answering [[Mailbag 18]].
* 17 December - Chris posts [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan a new entry], taking the entirety of the ED page and edit it to be TRUE and HONEST on his wiki.
* 18 December - Chris posts [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_11 a new page] in issue 10, and a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_3 new page] in issue 11. He also [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Original_CCWC_Art posts pictures of his ModNation CWCVille project].
* 19 December - In the [[Biological Clock|early hours of the morning]], Chris [[CWC Blog#19 December 2009|updated his blog]], and answered [[Mailbag 19]].
* 20 December - Chris [[20 December 2009|torments Kitty Chandler]], talks about his shitty computer, and whines about [[Clyde Cash]].
* 21 December - Chris finishes answering [[Mailbag 20]] and [[Mailbag 21]]. Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 22]].
* 22 December - In the early hours of the morning, Chris uploads a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_12 a new page] in issue 10, linking it to the preview, and [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_4 five] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_5 new] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_6 pages] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_7 to] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_8 Issue 11].
* 23 December - Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_9 two] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_10 new] pages to Issue 11.
* 24 December - Recognizing that excited people waiting for Christmas might need help getting to sleep tonight, Chris gives the internet [[A_Sonichu_Day|a video where he plays with Lego]] to help everyone out.
* 24 December - Chris gives a shout-out to the [[Shout out to fans in hospital|Columbine shooters]].
* 24 December - Chris wishes Vivian Gee a merry Christmas, and tells her about Jack Thaddeus's ads on the CWCipedia.
* 25 December - Chris makes another video [[Kill de Jack|endorsing murder]], this time of [[Jack Thaddeus]].
* 26 December - Chris makes a [[Download For Play Only|video]] in which he announces that he is making his ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level available for download. He then made a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=LittleBigPlanet CWCipedia page] begging people to not alter his awesome level in any way.
* 26 December - Chris posts [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_22 two new pages], and updates his [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Terms_of_use terms of use page] in regards to the gay ads.
* 26 December - Chris posts a new [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=LittleBigPlanet CWCipedia page] begging people to not alter his awesome level in any way.
* 26 December - Chris notices that he now has a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Twitter twitter feed], and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208 freaks the hell out]. However, he quickly deletes the statement as damage control.
* 27 December - Chris uploads [[To Clyde and Jack|a video]] about homosexuality and why suicide is a valid option for [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]].
* 28 December - Chris replaces the homo ad on his site with one for Coke, and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|bitches to his admin]].
* 28 December - Chris posts [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_23 two] [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_24 new] pages and a short [[CWC Blog#28 December 2009|diatribe]] on ads, twitter, and da homos.
* 28 December - Chris answers the letters in [[Mailbag 23]]; CWCipedia's Sysop uploads the [[Mailbag 25]] and [[Mailbag 26]].
* 28 December - The Twitter feed appears on the front page of [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]. It is promptly overrun by trolls.
* 29 December - Chris answers the letters in [[Mailbag 24]] and [[Mailbag 25]].
* 30 December - Chris answers [[Mailbag 26]], [[Mailbag 27]] and [[Mailbag 28]].
* 30 December - Chris changes the [[CWCipedia]] welcome image in an attempt to get the ads taken down.
* 31 December - CWCipedia's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 29]], [[Mailbag 30]] and [[Mailbag 31]].
* 31 December - Chris goes batshit insane about the gay ads, makes a [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|video]] about being locked out of the front page of CWCipedia, and sends a letter to President Barack Obama requesting that gay ads be made illegal.
* 31 December - Chris, deciding to end the year on a high note, answers [[Mailbag 29]] with oneliners and insults. A [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|few]] [[Mailbag 29#Whatever Part II: Coming Storm|choice]] [[Mailbag 29#Whatever III: The glorious burden|letters]], he responded to with "Whatever", so that the sysop can not present them again. Keep in mind these letters were supposed to have been answered weeks ago, and were all constructive and meaningful.
* 31 December - The [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC message-board]] moves to a different host.

{{timeline}}

November 2009

2012-03-31T21:50:51Z

American Christory X: Added e-mail.

[[Chris]] opened the month of '''November 2009''' with a bang, uploading a staggeringly tone-deaf parody of the September 11 terrorist attacks to [[YouTube]] as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]]. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with [[Kacey]], as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for [[Sonichu]]'s [[copyright]], Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the [[comic]] on an almost daily basis and answering the [[Mailbag]] on [[CWCipedia]].

==Events of November 2009==
[[Image:IBA_SoCash.jpg|thumb|On '''3 November 2009''', Chris shows off his new haircut.]]
[[Image:Cwcsad.JPG|thumb|On '''6 November 2009''', Chris breaks out in tears.]]
[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|On '''19 November 2009''', Chris breaks his word.]]
[[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|On '''November 20''' Chris called this "retarded", and on '''November 26th''' he claimed it was "constructive criticism".]]
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|On '''23 November 2009''' Chris notices these on his website.]]
* 1 November - Chris uploads [[I AM STRONG|a video]] where he flexes like a [[Autism|retard]]. And he got a haircut.
* 1 November - Chris uploads [[Twin Falling Towers|a video insulting the victims of 9/11]] in an attempt to get back to [[Clyde]].
* 1 November - Chris uploads [[It will never end|a video]] threatening [[Clyde]] with a never-ending string of blackmail attempts. (Spoilers: He will [[fail]].)
* 2 November - Chris uploads a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|lame apology for the 9/11 joke]] he made the day before.
* 2 November - Chris uploads some [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_74 more pages] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] to [[CWCipedia]], introducing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]].
* 3 November - Chris uploads a [[11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey‎|new video]] in which he talks about rescuing [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]]. He also uploads a [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler‎|video]] in which he plays an ''[[LBP]]'' level dedicated to rescuing her.
* 4 November - [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]] has a long discussion with Chris over the phone about his future and his potential worthiness as a son-in-law.
* 5 November - Chris uploads [[11042009 51 50|a video]] with him lifting 12-packs of soda cans to show his strength.
* 5 November - In a new [[No More Jokes|video]], Chris finally reveals the picture he was trying to blackmail Clyde with.
* 6 November - In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|new video]], Chris begs for [[china]].
* 8 November - In a YouTube video, [[CChanSonichuCWC]] leaks [[Sonichu Special 4]], in which he gets shot by Chris.
* 10 November - Kacey reads Chris the riot act over the [[Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey|phone]], announces her marriage to Liquid, and breaks all formal ties with Chris.
* 10 November - Chris uploads a [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which he cries and sobs over Liquid's and Kacey's marriage.
* 10 November - [[Father Call|Audio recording]] of the conversation between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s Dad is released to [[/cwc/]] by [[Bryan Bash]]
* 11 November - In the moments before their wedding [[Bryan Bash]] leaks a follow-up to the father call featuring [[Kacey and Liquid Call|both Kacey and Liquid]].
* 11 November - Chris makes his first known post on [[GameFAQs]], asking if the PSP version of [[LittleBigPlanet]] would be able to communicate with the [[PS3]] version.
* 12 November - Chris uploads a [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|video]] in which he shows the certificate of [[Sonichu]]'s registration to the trolls.
* 14 November - Chris uploads a [[11142009|video]] denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] pages.
* 14 November - [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] leaks an [[:Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|e-mail]] Chris sent her, in which he [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] and demands [[Chris and money|money]].
* 14 November - Beginning his promised "daily updates", Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_76 one new page] of [[Sonichu 9]].
* 15 November - Chris manages to continue to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_77 keep his promise], with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second [[Sonichu Fan Promo]].
* 16 November - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_78 a new page] reviving the famous cry of "OW! MY AXELS!"
* 17 November - Chris demonstrates that he's still obsessed with [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] by drawing him as a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_79 brown sonichu] in one of his daily updates.
* 18 November - Christian uploads a new page, with an [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_80 incredibly lame fight scene].
* 19 November - Chris breaks his promise, like we knew he would, and writes an odd [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry in which he claims [[Vivian Gee]] is going to help him advertise Sonichu.
* 19 November - Chris begins answering [[Mailbag|fan mail]].
* 20 November - In an answer to a fan's letter, Chris describes a future comic storyline where his blood will become the key to developing a cure for the [[homos]].
* 20 November - Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he admits to fucking up the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' plotline.
* 20 November - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_81 page 81].
* 21 November - Chris answers some of the letters from [[Mailbag 2]]. Chris also puts up a [[Rejected Mailbag]] and a [[Mailbag 3|new Mailbag]] page.
* 21 November - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_82 page 82].
* 22 November - A [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from [[2004]] is leaked on [[CWCki]] and [[Krapple]] simultaneously.
* 22 November - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_83 Page 83] is uploaded.
* 22 November - Vivian is fed up with Chris not keeping his promise, and calls him lazy.
* 23 November - Chris uploads [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|two videos]] in which he tries to sell his comic to "business people".
* 23 November - Chris whines to his sysop about recent ads on his site.
* 23 November - Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads.
* 24 November - Chris uploads a [[Sonichu Powerpoint|video version]] of his PowerPoint presentation, [[The Sonichu Chronicles]].
* 24 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_85 two new pages], featuring the return of [[Darkbind]] and [[Bionic]].
* 25 November - Chris responds to about half the messages in [[Mailbag 3]], claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow. His sysop also creates pages for [[Mailbag 4]], and [[Mailbag 5]].
* 25 November - Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#25 November 2009|blog]], primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise.
* 25 November - Chris adds [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_86 yet another page] to Sonichu 9.
* 25 November - Chris asks Vivian for more time to keep his promises to her, which she keeps him a week. The two then discuss the Sonichu pages Chris is currently drawing.
* 26 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_87 four] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_88 brand] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_89 new] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_90 pages].
* 26 November - Chris finishes answering/censoring [[Mailbag 3]], and claims that he will finish the [[Mailbag 4|remaining]] [[Mailbag 5|mailbags]] over the next two days.
* 27 November - Chris manages to keep his promise and answers/deletes all the letters in [[Mailbag 4]].
* 27 November - Chris uploads yet another [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_91 page].
* 28 November - Chris manages to answer all the letters in [[Mailbag 5]] without deleting any of them, and answers [[Mailbag 6]].
* 29 November - Chris uploads an [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_92 almost unreadable page], and updates his [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|blog]].
* 29 November - Chris lights the first of the Christmas advent-candles at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Church]], and read from the bible.
* 30 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_93 page 93]. No former [[sweethearts]] are slaughtered on this page.

{{timeline}}

August 2009

2012-03-31T21:46:04Z

American Christory X:

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|On '''1 August 2009''' [[CChanSonichuCWC]] responds to Chris's [[SingStar Challenge]].]]
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|On '''8 August 2009''' Chris provides us with risqué material of [[Rosechu]]. Again.]]
[[Image:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|thumb|Cover for [[Sonichu 11]], drawn '''13 August 2009'''.]]
[[Image:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|On '''17 August 2009''', Chris holds up this board at a [[Charlottesville]] Council Meeting.]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|On '''27 August 2009''', Chris shows high levels of tard-rage over the portrayal of this piece of property.]]

The first half of '''August 2009''' is mainly filled with a large war between Chris and the troll [[CChanSonichuCWC]] about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler. Also, it is slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on CChanSonichuCWC's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Eventually CChanSonichuCWC backs off, and Chris has time to work on his comics again. As August draws to an end, however, [[Bob]] starts to complain to Chris about video footage of the messy Chandler household being on the internet, fearing that the city housing association could put them out of their house. Chris tries his best to get the trolls to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are actually spread. Eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.

==Events of August 2009==

* 1 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads a [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#I_PRESSED_PLAY|video]] addressing early accusations of him cheating.
* 1 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 1''' [[CChanSonichuCWC]] uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his song]] for the [[SingStar Challenge]].
* 2 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 2''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#IBAChandler's Entry|second video]] to the challenge, "''Don't Say You Love Me''" by M2M.
* 2 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 2''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|second video]], "''Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme''" by Will Smith. (Disqualified as ad-libbing)
* 2 August - [[Trolls]] list Chris's [[Son-Chu|94 Ford Escort]] for sale on Craigslist, and then [[Car Pranks|call him up about it]]
* 3 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE Round 3:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round_3#IBAChandler's Entry|third SingStar entry]], "''Autumn Goodbye''", and a harassing video "bonus".
* 3 August - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|thanks]] the [[trolls]] for documenting his life.
* 3 August - [[Kacey]] calls Chris, and he makes a [[Kacey Phone Call|complete fool out of himself]].
* 4 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE Round 3:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads [[SingStar_Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his third SingStar entry]], dedicated to True and Honest Sweetheart. Hearts around the world melt.
* 4 August - CChanSonichuCWC uploads [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Bonus_Video|Challenge Video BONUS: #3]], explaining the history of his parents, revealing what according to him [[IBAChandler]]'s real name is, and includes a mugshot of Chris.
* 4 August - '''Video''' Chris [[CWC - Exposing Jeff|demands]] the truth from [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and admits that he (Chris) is retarded.
* 4 August - '''Video''' He later up loads a [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|video]] showing how he draws Sonichu in another attempt to get the truth out.
* 4 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 4''' Chris uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#IBAChandler.27s_Entry|"The Touch", by Stan Bush]].
* 4 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 4''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Think Twice" by Eve 6]], as a threat to the impostor, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.
* 4 August - [[Kacey]], [[sweetheart]] of CChanSonichuCWC, releases a [[For Kacey from CWC|video]] she received from [[Chris]].
* 4 August - [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Chris sends an email]] to [[Vivian Gee]] explaining that he has become a better person thanks to his trolls, including Vivian. Vivian sees through the message, and claims he still hasn't understood yet.
* 5 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 5''' Chris uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#IBAChandler's Initial Entry|his version of "Smell my Dick"]], and replaces every instance of "dick" with [[duck]], which resulted in CChanSonichuCWC [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tURgK9bqaSA expressing outrage] against the fake Chris for ad-libbing. As a result, Chris deletes the video and uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Smell Yo D***" with the corrected lyrics]] and reuploads the first trial of the song.
* 6 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE Round 5:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fifth and final entry,[[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Lift Up Your Eyes" by The Planetshakers]].
* 7 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads a new [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|video]] in hopes of getting [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to come clean about his identity and to notify him he needs to redo his fifth SingStar challenge video.
* 8 August - For the first time in months, Chris comes out new [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] material. He uploads the first nine pages of [[Episode 20]] to [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 CWCipedia].
* 9 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|final warning]] to [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. CChanSonichuCWC responds by uploading the [[CChanSonichuCWC#Showdown|phone call]] (with permission of the Feds investigating the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR CHRIS) Chris refers to in the video.
* 10 August - '''Video''' Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a [[LOOK at the truth!|loser with manboobs]].
* 10 August - Chris uploads six more pages of [[Episode 20]], to [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_41 CWCipedia].
* 11 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads the [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
* 11 August - Chris writes a draft for a resumé.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]
* 12 August - In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|new video]], Chris responds disgusted towards the [[Guro]] [[Pedophile]] fanart that has been sent to him.
* 13 August - Chris draws the cover for [[Sonichu 11]].
* 14 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC Public Disclaimer]] and the Real Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Q1yFXgdoQ announces his departure] into adulthood.
* 15 August - Chris [[:Image:Chris_rages_yet_again.png|rages]] after Vivian Gee [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngmunxA41A promotes] the Audiobook Saga on DVD. He later sends an angry e-mail to her about this, claiming he will use counterfeit laws against her.
* 15 August - Chris [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|reacts]] to CChanSonichuCWC's farewell video.
* 15 August - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdshGz_Pvks GONE] is uploaded to CChanSonichuCWC's account, suggesting that Solid has Liquid tied up in his basement.
* 15 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], to say that the singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
* 16 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|new video]] where he retracts <s>all</s> ''most'' of his previous [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attacks. At the behest of many, Chris gives a special [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_August_16th%2C_2009#Light_His_Mind.27s_Darkest_Hour|Forgiveness Blessing]] to CChanSonichuCWC.
* 17 August - Chris appears at a Charlottesville Council Meeting to save [[McIntire Park]], and starts [[McIntire_Park#Chris_in_a_Counsil_Meeting|shouting like a retard]] in public.
* 18 August - Chris creates a new YouTube account, ChristianWChandler, and deletes the IBAChandler account.
* 18 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[CWCFighter]] video where he shows the Internet his martial arts moves.
* 19 August - Chris and Vivian exchange e-mails, where Chris attempts to get the FBI to arrest Vivian for the Audiobooks. Vivian, however, claims she can't be sued because she's in France.
* 20 August - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|announces]] he is uploading new pages from [[Episode 20]], along with the rest of his artwork, on his DeviantArt account while CWCipedia is down.
* 22 August - '''Video''' In a new video, Chris refuses to stop drawing the comics and demands [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009|R-E-S-T-E-D-C]].
* 24 August - [[CWCki]] and [[CWCipedia]] return after a grueling, days-long outage at [[110mb]]. And If you thought you were suffering from withdrawal, [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=index.php/User_talk:WikiSysop#The_recent_Maintainance just look at Chris].
* 27 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|video]] demanding all [[Tour of Chris's house|videos]] and pictures of his house be removed from the Internet.
* 28 August - On [[CWCipedia]], Chris declares that he has been banned from [[DeviantArt]].
* 29 August - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[08292009|video]] telling the [[trolls]] they are going to hell (especially [[homos]]).
* 29 August - An [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|uncut]] version of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] featuring [[Bob Chandler]] is released by [[Vivian Gee]].
* 30 August - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30, 2009|video]], saying that he has received no boxes and that he has a split personality.
 
 

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

May 2009

2012-03-31T18:27:12Z

American Christory X: Added e-mail.

[[Image:SchuComicSP2P2.jpg|thumb|On '''12 May 2009''', the wedding comic is leaked.]]
[[Image:IvyWedding.jpg|thumb|On '''15 May 2009''', the [[Ivy]] Saga comes to a close.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|On '''29 May 2009''', Chris shocks the interweb again with his naïve narcissism.]]

As '''May 2009''' begins, Chris still holds very strong belief in his relation with [[Ivy]], and during the first two weeks he uploads several videos dedicated to her. This period is also noted for a number of mainstream media, a web-show and a radio-station, featuring Chris, and thus making him open for the grand public. On 14 May, however, things take a bad turn for Chris, as he finds out that Ivy was actually a troll. Because of this disappointment, during the last weeks of May, Chris starts resorting to other ways to find a girlfriend. He starts going out in public again, and also posts an ad on craigslist.

==Events of May 2009==
* May 1 - '''Video''' Chris [[For My Sweetest Ivy|describes]] his plans with [[Ivy]] after she arrives at the airport.
* May 1 - '''Video''' Chris [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|uploads two videos]] to persuade Unilever to discourage [[homos]] from using [[Axe]] grooming products.
* May 3 - Chris creates a bunch of new [[quizzes]].
* May 3 - Chris creates a page about himself on [[Wikipedia]] in his userspace. It is promptly deleted for violation of what Wikipedia accepts in userspace.
* May 3 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|makes his case to Wikipedia]] for restoring his article.
* May 3 - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu Sonichu] is added to TV tropes list of notable webcomics.
* May 5 - Chris's memorable video [[ECV 00095]] is linked to from Fark [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu.
* May 8 - ECV 00095 is linked to from Something Awful, for their Awfulvision feature. A whole new legion of admirers and detractors is born.
* May 11 - Chris writes an essay named ''Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future. The Solution: Dating Education'', and sends it in for the 2009 Community Support Contest sponsored by C-Ville's Battlefield Ford. He does not win. The essay can be read at [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia].
* May 12 - The [[Wedding Comic]] and several erotic drawings are leaked.
* May 12 - Chris's [[I Got A Fish]] and For My Sweetest Ivy videos are featured and discussed on [[Toucher and Rich Segment|the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN]]. His video admitting being a cum-guzzler was also discussed on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ3cym7URnk The Kevin and Bean Show on Los Angeles's KROQ].
* May 14 - Someone claiming to be Chris posts to the talk page on Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, saying that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. It is not known if this is Chris, but it is consistent with events at the time.
* May 15 - [[cwcville.com]] is compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans.
* May 15 - Videos addressed to Ivy are removed from Chris's [[YouTube]] account. This leads to [[Clyde Cash]] finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through.
* May 16 - cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Also contains an image of [[Joshua Martinez]], suggesting that he hacked the site.
* May 16 - Rumors surface about Chris going out to the mall on a new [[Love Quest]], or possibly even a [[Fuck Quest]].
* May 17 - The message on cwcville.com is changed to Joshua Martinez bragging about having sex with Vanessa and the nudes of Vanessa Hudgens are added to the site.
* May 18 - The message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshop of Chris at a gay pride. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua.
*May 19 - '''Video''' In his first video since the Ivy debacle, Chris [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|declares]] that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK".
* May 19 - [[Cwcville.com]] is offline.
* May 22 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|declares]] he has abandoned cwcville.com, tells his [[fans]] to attack the trolls and also shows his new Sonichu medallion. [[The Miscreants]] later report that Clyde Cash is found dead in his home.
* May 29 - Chris discovers a video wishing "Chris-Chan" a happy birthday (now deleted), and assumes it must be meant for him. [[:Image:Happybday.jpg|His obnoxious comment]] results in a shitstorm, as the internet floods the poor girl's account with everybody's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]].
* May 29 - Chris checks his [[PSN]] account to discover that [[Clyde Cash]] hacked into his account and made two purchases amounting to $15.98 on Chris's account. He [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|sends an e-mail]] to [[Vivian Gee]] demanding for his money back, but Vivian tells him she can't.
* May 30 - Chris posts a [[:Image:Cwc_on_craigslist.jpg|Craigslist ad]] saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not [[niggo|black]].[http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/m4w/1197485944.html]
* May 31 - Chris's [[Craigslist]] ad is removed from the site under grounds of racism.
* May 31 - Chris's [[Facebook]] account is hacked by The Miscreants, revealing [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulzy]] correspondences with local women and some interesting notes. Chris's main profile is defaced with his [[butt garments]] image.
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

February 2009

2012-03-31T18:22:10Z

American Christory X: Added e-mail.

[[Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|thumb|right|On '''February 12, 2009''', [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] goes online.]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|On '''February 20, 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris and [[Kimmi]] having an [[Sex tape|intimate moment]].]]
[[Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|thumb|On '''February 21, 2009''', [[Aunt Corrina]] dies.]]

'''February 2009''' saw several transitions for [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. His online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he decided she was killed by bushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of [[Julie]] in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], formally ending that [[Miyamoto Saga|saga]]. That the [[trolls]] posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into traveling to Redmond taught him nothing, though- by the end of February, Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland in a futile effort to visit Julie.

==Events of February 2009==
* February 2 - First of the [[Clyde E-mails]] is sent.
* February 4 - Chris purchases the [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] domain.
* February 4 - Chris's [[Mumble 2|second Mumble chat]]. Speaks on his [[nudes]], sex in the Sonichu comics, [[Clyde Cash]], and reasons behind [[CWCville]]'s restrictive laws.
* February 5 - Chris's [[Mumble 3|third Mumble chat]]. Talks to [[Julie]] about [[Molvanîa]]'s destruction, [[Chris and music|music]], protecting her from [[Clyde Cash]], their relationship and their first time together, including cumshots and premature ejaculation.
* February 5 - '''Video''' Chris is coerced by Clyde Cash to make [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|two videos]] stating that he is [[Gaybian|gay]]. He removes both videos a few hours later.
* February 5 - [[Mumble 3.5|Continuation of Mumble Chat 3]]. Clyde harasses Chris about copping out of calling himself gay in [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] and forces him to make a second video rectifying this.
* February 6 - Chris's [[Mumble 4|fourth Mumble chat]]. Clyde calls him out on his inability to support [[Julie]], his views on love and relationships and forces him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|get rid of his material possessions for Julie]].
* February 6 - '''Video''' Chris issues a [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|retraction]] of the 5 February videos, claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
* February 6 - Chris reuploads the 5 February video, with a disclaimer.
* February 7 - Chris's [[Mumble 5|fifth Mumble Chat]]. Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support [[Julie]], going into detail about Chris's unrealistic views on how much [[Chris and Money|money]] he'll need to live.
* February 7 - The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people.
* February 8 - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
* February 8 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|presents]] SonichuAndRosechu.com. He asks his alleged girlfriend [[PandaHalo]] to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
* February 8 - First of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2]] is sent.
* February 10 - '''Video''' Fulfilling another obligation to Clyde Cash, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|shows]] off his supposedly cleaned [[room]]. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
* February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
* February 10 - Chris discusses with Vivian about the video he uploaded earlier that day, and Vivian agrees with Clyde that Chris needs a job.
* February 10 - Chris's [[Mumble 6|sixth Mumble Chat]]. An open fan Q&A. Discusses whether Chris's [[CWC Update 10 February 2009|letter from Nintendo of America]] is fake, Chris's taste in Anime and Clyde probing Chris about finances and supporting Julie.
* February 12 - Chris uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings.
* February 13 - An [[CWC Cums for a Cat|audio clip]] of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online.
* February 13 - Chris's [[Mumble 7|seventh Mumble chat]]. Another fan Q&A in which Chris is quizzed about anime, videogames, [[homos]], dating tips, [[Sarah May]] and he does several terrible impersonations.
* February 14 - [[Bob Chandler]] catches Chris having cybersex. [[Bob Walks In|Audio]] of this moment emerges.
* February 14 - Chris [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|calls Julie from his PSP]] after Bob cuts the Internet down, discussing the loss of his erection over Bob walking in, and speculates about who called to tip Bob off.
* February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting ''[[Family Guy]]'' while orgasming, is leaked.
* February 16 - Three uncolored pages of [[Episode 19]] from [[Sonichu 9]] are released.
* February 16 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|First PSN chat with Julie]]. Discusses Aunt Corrina's fate, the possibility of a threesome and Chris's employment prospects.
* February 17 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|Second PSN chat with Julie]]. Covers Chris's unwillingness to visit his dying Aunt Corrina, Chris depicting [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Episode 19|Sonichu Episode 19]].
* February 17 - Chris's [[Mumble 8|eighth Mumble chat]]. Discusses Chris's contradictory views on [[Chris and Religion|Christianity and premarital sex]], [[recycling]] and features a painful breakup with [[Sarah May]] where Chris repeatedly calls her [[Julie]] and she attempts suicide.
* February 18 - '''Video''' Chris [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|prays]] for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
* February 18 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|retracts]] all his prior homophobic statements.
* February 18 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|Third PSN chat with Julie]]. Chris dishes on his fears of being a homo, pornography, [[mass debating|masturbation]], [[mass debating|his entire sexual history]] and his use of [[sex toys]].
* February 18 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|Continuation of the third PSN chat with Julie]]. Chris's race relations, heritage and family are discussed.
* February 18 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Conclusion of the third PSN chat with Julie]]. Bob talks to Julie at length and is reassured on her legitimacy and the existence of Molvanîa.
* February 20 - '''Video''' [[Sex tape|Video footage]] Chris fucking his with sex doll [[Kimmi]] is leaked online.
* February 20 - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|Fourth and final PSN chat with Julie]]. Covers Julie's education and when Chris plans to make the trip to Ohio.
* February 20 - Chris registers his final game on [[Club Nintendo]], ''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon'', and proceeds to get himself more absorbed into his [[PS3]] and [[LittleBigPlanet]].
* February 21 - Chris's [[Aunt Corrina]] dies.
* February 23 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|declares]] his love for Julie. Meanwhile, the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum is revealed as ruse perpetrated by trolls.
* February 23 - Chris's [[Mumble 9|ninth Mumble chat]]. Hosted by [[The Miscreants]], who reveal that their purpose is to stop Chris from finding a sweetheart because he's a racist who only wants [[china]].
* February 23 - [[Mumble 9.5|Continuation of Mumble chat 9]]. The Miscreants accuse Chris of [[Chris and death|not caring]] about his deceased Aunt Corrina, discuss [[Megan]] and Chris admits retardation.
* February 23 - Chris's [[Mumble 10|tenth Mumble chat]]. A fan chat where he's convinced to go to Cleveland to save Julie from her evil brother [[Max]] at [[The Miscreants|Miscreant HQ]].
* February 23 - In one of the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype conversations]], Chris is led to believe that Max has leaked his sex-video.
* February 24 - Chris's 27th birthday.
* February 24 - Shrove Tuesday. Chris's Aunt Corrina is buried, and Chris is disappointed that he will be missing out on the pancakes.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref>
* February 25 - First [[Sarah May Skype Logs|Sarah May Skype call]] takes place.
* February 26 - Chris, with $50 to his name, sets out before dawn on a 400-mile trip to Cleveland, Ohio to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents call the police when they find him missing. He returns early the next morning.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Cleveland|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>
* February 27 - Last of the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|BlueSpike Skype conversations]] takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland.
* February 27 - Second [[Sarah May Skype Logs|Sarah May Skype call]] takes place.

==References==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2008

2012-03-31T18:16:04Z

American Christory X:

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[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].

==Events of 2008==

===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 4 - Megan tells Chris to take off any reference to Megan on his site.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.

===February===

* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 13 - Megan says Chris has hurt her on an emotional level.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 16 - Megan is fed up with Chris's attitude, and tells him he needs to take responsibility.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 21 - Chris tells Megan that he does not regret the picture he drew, and that it helped prevent him from raping her.
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 21 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.

===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.

===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].

===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 16 - Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|finally responds to]] [[Vivian Gee]]'s e-mail she sent him in [[2007]]. She tells him that she could be interviewed in his comic.
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
* August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>

===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 10 - Vivian begins sending e-mails to Chris attempting to [[white knight]] him, and she continues for the next few days. Chris does not initially respond.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 27 - Chris responds to Vivian Gee's e-mails, insisting that PandaHalo is not a troll and she is his genuine [[sweetheart]].
* September 28 - Vivian sends several more [[white knight]] e-mails to Chris over the next week, trying to explain that nobody likes Sonichu. He doesn't send her another e-mail until next year.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

==References==
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{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

2008

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[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].

==Events of 2008==

===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 4 - Megan tells Chris to take off any reference to Megan on his site.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.

===February===

* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 13 - Megan says Chris has hurt her on an emotional level.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 16 - Megan is fed up with Chris's attitude, and tells him he needs to take responsibility.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 21 - Chris tells Megan that he does not regret the picture he drew, and that it helped prevent him from raping her.
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 21 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.

===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.

===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].

===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 16 - Chris [[|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|finally responds to]] [[Vivian Gee]]'s e-mail she sent him in [[2007]]. She tells him that she could be interviewed in his comic.
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
* August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>

===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 10 - Vivian begins sending e-mails to Chris attempting to [[white knight]] him, and she continues for the next few days. Chris does not initially respond.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 27 - Chris responds to Vivian Gee's e-mails, insisting that PandaHalo is not a troll and she is his genuine [[sweetheart]].
* September 28 - Vivian sends several more [[white knight]] e-mails to Chris over the next week, trying to explain that nobody likes Sonichu. He doesn't send her another e-mail until next year.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

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[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.

===April===
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.

===August===
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin timing him out.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 4 - [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 6 - Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 7 - Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his medallion.
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2008

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[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].

==Events of 2008==

===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 4 - Megan tells Chris to take off any reference to Megan on his site.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.

===February===

* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 13 - Megan says Chris has hurt her on an emotional level.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 16 - Megan is fed up with Chris's attitude, and tells him he needs to take responsibility.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 21 - Chris tells Megan that he does not regret the picture he drew, and that it helped prevent him from raping her.
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 21 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.

===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.

===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].

===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
* August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>

===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

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[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.

===April===
* April 30 - Megan tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.

===August===
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin timing him out.
* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances.
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2006

2012-03-31T09:23:29Z

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[[Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:113-CWCJam061.jpg|thumb|Christian as he saw himself in '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:114-CWCJam062.jpg|thumb|The [[Love Quest]] takes its toll...]]
[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|Overview of Chris's [[eBay]] purchases during the first half of '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:08-Camo-Flage.jpg|thumb|A [[My Little Pony]] drawn by [[Megan]].]]
[[Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|thumb|On '''12 May 2006''', Chris finally gets his degree.]]
[[Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|thumb|On '''27 June 2006''', [[Patti]] dies.]]

The year '''2006''' shows several important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s behavior that are now seen as typical.

First, Christian starts to get more and more clingy towards [[Megan]]. Via e-mail, she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail.

Second, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into a significant amount of [[Chris and money|debt]]. For the first time, Chris starts buying pornography, [[sex toys]], [[My Little Pony]]s, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like [[eBay]] and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed and no longer in school for most of the year, he still has a limited social life. He mostly goes out to engage in [[card game]]-related activities.

In 2006, [[Barbara]] apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the [[sub-episodes]]. Therefore, after [[Sonichu 4]], no more sub-episodes come out.

==Events of 2006==

===February===
* February 19 - First [[Sex toys|porn]] purchase from [[eBay]].
* February 24 - Chris turns 24.

===April===
* April 22 - [[Megan]] finds out Christian bought her a Nintendo DS.
* April 29 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]]''.

===May===
* May 1 - Megan gets Christian to buy her Nazi pictures from eBay. She admits that she is attracted to Wehrmacht soldiers.
* May 6 - Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He [[Donald Duck impersonation|talks with the ducks]].
* May 12 - Christian finally gets his [[CADD degrees]] from [[PVCC]].
* May 22 - Megan tells Chris that she doesn't want a relationship. Saddened, he makes a CD entitled "CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest, Part 1" and also "Part 2".<ref>Based on date in [[:File:058-CWCJam061Front.jpg]]</ref>

===June===
* June 10 - Megan tells Chris he should relax around her and not focus on finding love.
* June 25 - Megan tells Christian to back off. She says she was once refused by a boy she liked, and doesn't care for love.
* June 27 - Christian's dog, [[Patti]], dies.

===July===
* July 4 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]''.
* July 15 - Megan tells Christian that she is getting tired of him copying her hobbies.
* July 26 - First [[My Little Pony]] purchase from eBay.

===August===
* August 3 - Christian finds out Megan has a crush on a soldier. He is devastated.
* August 7 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like his attitude against men.
* August 14 - Christian revises [[Story of My Current Days]], and adds information about his most recent exploits.
* August 27 - With nothing to do, Chris fakeposts on his guestbook AGAIN, saying that he wants to send a message to every [[Charlottesville]] girl that doesn't want him on Myspace, and tell them to "get off their behind" and date him.

===September===
* September 14 - Chris sends a copied eulogy for Patti [[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006|via email]] to an unknown person.
* September 16 - Chris buys a Booty-licious Love Doll. (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
* September 18 - ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' is released.

===November===
* November 28 - Christian shoots his [[Pixelated PS3]] video for Adult Swim.

===December===
* December 25 - Chris gives up on Santa because he, after being asked for three consecutive years, still hasn't brought Chris a woman to be his. (Strangely, Chris also states to have stopped believing in Santa at the age of 15 already...)

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2008

2012-03-31T09:10:35Z

American Christory X: Added more e-mails.

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[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].

==Events of 2008==

===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.

===February===

* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 20 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.

===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.

===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].

===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
* August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>

===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

2008

2012-03-31T07:58:29Z

American Christory X: Added e-mails.

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[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].

==Events of 2008==

===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.

===February===

* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 20 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.

===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.

===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].

===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
* August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>

===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

==References==
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[[Category:Chronology]]

2007

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[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris in '''2007'''.]]
[[Image:S2007.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2007 is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|In protest to 2007's creation of the [[ED]] page, he draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.]]
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|On '''11 February 2007''', Chris made this.]]
[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May 2007''', [[MLW]] gets it in [[Soul Calibur|SCIII]].]]
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|'''July 2007''']]
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|On '''26 October 2007''', this picture is taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|One of the images Chris drew on '''11 November 2007'''.]]

'''The year we made contact.'''

The second half of the year '''2007''' shows some important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s life.

Firstly, Chris enters and loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged.

Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive [[troll]]ing in [[2008]].

==Events of 2007==

===February===
* February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his [[Chris's DVD|"I'm on TV" DVD]].
* February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
* February 21 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
* February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
* February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris releases his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"future message"]].

===March===
* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
* March 6 - Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.

===May===
* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account.
* May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.

===June===
* June 6 - [[Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.
* June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The Game Place]].
* June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
* June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of [[Patti]] the dog.
* June 29 - Christian makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]].

===July===
* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
* July 14 - Chris is featured in the [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|Daily Progress]] section of his local newspaper.
* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] love doll.
* July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
* July 23 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July|an email]] to a staff member at the [[PVCC]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.

===August===
* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
* August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|PSN blog]], which results in an admin timing him out.
* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
* August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
* August 8 - Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
* August ?? - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].

===September===
* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s birthday. Chris makes him a cake.[http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6]

===October===
* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
* October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by one of his former classmates at PVCC.
* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris. (Requires ''Archives'' account to view.)
* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
* October 31 - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).

===November===
* November 2 - Christian discovers the ED page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 3 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7631380&x=sonichu 4chan Fan-Art thread]. [[Evan]] e-mails some of the images to Chris.
* November 4 - [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response Chris is angered] by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
* November 5 - Barbara finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.
* November 5 - In an E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
* November 5 - Chris tells an unknown person via e-mail that people at 4chan's /v/ board are making fun of him, and has made an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Chris.
* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
* November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.

===December===
* December 23 - Chris apparently abandons [[CWC's Cool Profile]].
* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
* December 30 - Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007|For My True Love, I Would...]]
* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

==References==
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[[Category:Chronology]]

2006

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[[Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:113-CWCJam061.jpg|thumb|Christian as he saw himself in '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:114-CWCJam062.jpg|thumb|The [[Love Quest]] takes its toll...]]
[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|Overview of Chris's [[eBay]] purchases during the first half of '''2006'''.]]
[[Image:08-Camo-Flage.jpg|thumb|A [[My Little Pony]] drawn by [[Megan]].]]
[[Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|thumb|On '''12 May 2006''', Chris finally gets his degree.]]
[[Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|thumb|On '''27 June 2006''', [[Patti]] dies.]]

The year '''2006''' shows several important developments within [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s behavior that are now seen as typical.

First, Christian starts to get more and more clingy towards [[Megan]]. Via e-mail, she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail.

Second, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into a significant amount of [[Chris and money|debt]]. For the first time, Chris starts buying pornography, [[sex toys]], [[My Little Pony]]s, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like [[eBay]] and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed and no longer in school for most of the year, he still has a limited social life. He mostly goes out to engage in [[card game]]-related activities.

In 2006, [[Barbara]] apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the [[sub-episodes]]. Therefore, after [[Sonichu 4]], no more sub-episodes come out.

==Events of 2006==

===February===
* February 19 - First [[Sex toys|porn]] purchase from [[eBay]].
* February 24 - Chris turns 24.

===April===
* April 22 - [[Megan]] finds out Christian bought her a Nintendo DS.
* April 29 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]]''.

===May===
* May 1 - Megan gets Christian to buy her Nazi pictures from eBay. She admits that she is attracted to Wehrmacht soldiers.
* May 6 - Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He [[Donald Duck impersonation|talks with the ducks]].
* May 12 - Christian finally gets his [[CADD degrees]] from [[PVCC]].
* May 22 - Megan tells Chris that she doesn't want a relationship. Saddened, he makes a CD entitled "CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest, Part 1" and also "Part 2".<ref>Based on date in [[:File:058-CWCJam061Front.jpg]]</ref>

===June===
* June 25 - Megan tells Christian to back off. She says she was once refused by a boy she liked, and doesn't care for love.
* June 27 - Christian's dog, [[Patti]], dies.

===July===
* July 4 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]''.
* July 15 - Megan tells Christian that she is getting tired of him copying her hobbies.
* July 26 - First [[My Little Pony]] purchase from eBay.

===August===
* August 3 - Christian finds out Megan has a crush on a soldier. He is devastated.
* August 7 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like his attitude against men.
* August 14 - Christian revises [[Story of My Current Days]], and adds information about his most recent exploits.
* August 27 - With nothing to do, Chris fakeposts on his guestbook AGAIN, saying that he wants to send a message to every [[Charlottesville]] girl that doesn't want him on Myspace, and tell them to "get off their behind" and date him.

===September===
* September 14 - Chris sends a copied eulogy for Patti [[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006|via email]] to an unknown person.
* September 16 - Chris buys a Booty-licious Love Doll. (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
* September 18 - ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' is released.

===November===
* November 28 - Christian shoots his [[Pixelated PS3]] video for Adult Swim.

===December===
* December 25 - Chris gives up on Santa because he, after being asked for three consecutive years, still hasn't brought Chris a woman to be his. (Strangely, Chris also states to have stopped believing in Santa at the age of 15 already...)

==References==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2005

2012-03-31T07:15:04Z

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[[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2005'''.]]
[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg|thumb|Chris, in trouble with the [[Jerkop]]s.]]
[[Image:078-StarFront.jpg|thumb|A Sonichu-star Chris created in '''2005'''.]]
[[Image:Anamc.jpg|thumb|On '''29 March 2005''', [[Anna McLerran]] tells Chris that his [[Hanna|date]] was a troll.]]
[[Image:Sprung-20041214044341754.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April 2005''', Chris's letter about ''[[Sprung]]'' is featured in ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.]]
[[Image:0658-ANIME513.JPG|thumb|On '''17 June 2005''', Chris went to the [[Mid Atlantic Animé convention]].]]
[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|On '''20 July 2005''', Chris was arrested for loitering at his local [[Target]].]]
[[Image:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|On '''28 July 2005''', Chris is arrested for bad driving.]]
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|On '''5 November 2005''', Chris gets his first e-mail from [[Megan]].]]

The year '''2005''' was, in retrospective, Christian's most productive year, resulting in him drawing 4 issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]].

Because of his expulsion from [[PVCC]], Chris had a lot of free time on his hands, allowing him to put much more effort into his [[love quest]]. June and July are characterized by a series of fights between Christian and the local authorities, resulting in a trial, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring.

In 2005 Christian also gained two of his most renowned friends, [[Anna McLerran]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. The first, a Mormon Pac Sun employee, Chris met while [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|pacing the mall]] on his [[love quest]]. The second, an insecure female otaku, he met playing ''[[Yu-gi-oh!]]'' at his [[The Game Place|local game store]].

==Events of 2005==
* Summer - Chris meets [[Megan]] whilst playing [[Yu-gi-oh!]]

===January===
* January 9 - Christian sends in a personal ad to ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.
* January 29 - An "Abercrombie modle" who likes Sonic & Pokémon writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that she's seen him at the mall, but can't go up to him because the way he paces is so intimidating.
* January 29 - Another "hot girl" writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that he is a really down to earth guy, and he can meet her if he goes to Chick-fil-A.

===February===
*February 3 - Chris registers at the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]].
* February 5 - [[Anna McLerran]] writes "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", an eyewitness report of Chris's [[Love Quest]]. Later, she becomes friends with Chris.
* February 24 - Christian is snowed in, and therefore can't celebrate his 23rd birthday. It is postponed to the 26th.
* February 24 - Christian records his [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]. Submitted to Adult Swim.
* February 26 - Chris celebrates his 23rd birthday at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] with his friends and parents.
* February - ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #7 comes out.

===March===
* March 15 - [[Sonichu 0|Premiere issue]] of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]] (#0) is finished.
* March 15 - Christian publishes Issue #0 online.
* March 29 - Chris is approached by [[Hanna]] at the mall. Hanna asks him out for coffee, and he is thrilled that his [[Love Quest]] has been completed. After the informal date, Anna McLerran reveals to Chris that Hanna was [[troll]]ing him. He gets Hanna to confirm the truth and shouts "NOOOOOOOOO!" Chris writes about the incident in his [[CWC's Diary]] and adapts the story into [[Sub-Episode 2]]. Chris's outburst gets him banned from the mall (again) by [[ScotPalazzo]].
* March 31 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 1|Sonichu #1]]''.
* March 31 - ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #8 comes out.
* March 31 - Chris updates [[Story of My Current Days]], and renames it to ''Story of my Love Quest Days''.

===April===
* April 5 - Christian's personal ad is featured in [[NP magazine]].
* April 13 - A [[University of Virginia]] student writes in his LiveJournal blog about his sighting of Chris at the Alderman Library.<ref>[http://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html]</ref>
* April 24 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]''.
* April - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #9 comes out.

===May===
* May 25 - Christian uploads [[CWC's Cool Profile]] on AOL.

===June===
* June 17–19 - Christian attends the [[Mid Atlantic Animé convention]].
* June 20 - Christian draws ''[[Sonichu 3|Sonichu #3]]''.
* June 20 - Chris is at the McDonald's in his local Wal-Mart when he is confronted by [[Merried Seinor Comic]] and [[B-Manajerk]], who call the police when he refuses to cooperate. Chris hides his [[Attraction Sign]] so he won't be accused of solicitation again, but he is kicked out of McDonald's for the day.
* June 22 - Christian returns to McDonald's, and has another argument with the B-Manajerk. B-Manajerk asks [[W-M-Manajerk]] to intervene, but Chris refuses to speak to all men except his father. Chris flees, flipping them off and issuing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s, and apparently almost hits one of the [[Manajerk]]s with his car. He speaks to Anna McLerran, who suggests sharing his story with the press; he gives up when he cannot find a non-male to speak with at the newspaper office. Finally, he reports the events of June 20–22 in his diary. These events would later be adapted in [[Sub-Episode 4]] and [[Sub-Episode 5]].
* June - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #10 comes out. This is the final issue.

===July===
* July 20 - At [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], Chris is confronted by Manajerks for his loitering. When Chris refuses to leave, the police are summoned, and he is physically subdued and arrested. Chris is charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing; [[Marcus Baggett]] is the arresting officer. He is released into the custody of his family before the end of the day, and he writes in his diary about the [[stress]] of being crushed under the weight of the [[Jerkops]] and losing circulation in his hands from the handcuffs. These events would be dramatized later in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]].
* July 28 - Christian is arrested for "following too close" in his car. He claims that he caused an accident after a "math problem" got stuck in his head.
* July 29 - Christian goes to court for the trouble he made at Target. He is not punished.

===August===
* August - Christian organizes Anna's farewell party.
* August - Chris hits on at least two girls on [[MySpace]].
* August 28 - Chris gets charged with trespassing.<ref>[http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&vw=criminal&1=MvBS3WP5u1YKSX9H%2bvB48vw%2bQwb9wuJ07KB2ZQBBrmg%3d&input=name]</ref>
* August 28 - Chris tailgates a cop.<ref>[http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&vw=criminal&1=MvBS3WP5u1YKSX9H%2bvB48vw%2bQwb9wuJ07KB2ZQBBrmg%3d&input=name]</ref>

===September===
* September 1 - Christian is arrested.
* September 4 - In a MySpace conversation, Chris notes that he will be eating at Golden Corral with his family tomorrow from 3:30 to 4:45.
* September 6 - First hearing in the case against Christian concerning his arrest on July 20.
* September 12 - First and last hearing in the case against Christian concerning his arrest on July 28. He is fined $30, and has to pay $56 in costs.

===October===
* October 4 - Second and last hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 20 (Nolle Prosequi, not prosecuted).
* October 26 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2004-2006#October 2005|an e-mail]] to Nintendo, requesting to test games for them.
* October 27 - Chris receives an email from Nintendo, denying his request to become a video game tester.

===November===
*A letter from Chris, whining about his [[Love Quest]], is published in ''[[Shoujo Beat]]''.<ref>[[:Image:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]</ref>
* November 1 - First Megan e-mail: she asks Chris to buy ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Tintin (TV series)|The Adventures of Tintin]]''.<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2005-2006]]</ref>
* November 2 - Christian draws [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].

===December===
* December 20 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like him kissing her, and she doesn't want a boyfriend.
* December 29 - Chris sets up his first [[deviantART]] page, "Sonichu."<ref>[http://sonichu.deviantart.com/]</ref>
==References==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2004

2012-03-31T07:11:22Z

American Christory X:

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[[Image:0647-CWCAshAnime.jpg|thumb| Chris, on '''29 May 2004'''.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''February 2004''', sporting the original [[medallion]].]]
[[Image:Metonic.jpg|thumb|[[Metonic]] as drawn on '''3 January 2004'''.]]
[[Image:SonichuChronicles.jpg|thumb|On '''19 February 2004''', Chris starts building [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] Powerpoint.]]
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|Throughout '''2004''', Chris's hate for [[Mary Lee Walsh]] only grows stronger.]]
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|On '''29 May 2004''', Chris meets [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Monica Rial]].]]
[[Image:Red-string.jpg|thumb|On '''1 August 2004''', Chris tries to attract women using a [[Red string]].]]
[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|On '''26 September 2004''', PVCC decide that they have had enough of the crap, and they throw Chris out.]]

The year '''2004''' shows the appearance of the first [[Sonichu's News Dash]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s digital news bulletin. Christian spreading this bulletin through [[PVCC]] started his mythical feud with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from college. At the end of this year, Christian started drawing ''[[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]''.

==Events of 2004==

===January===
* January 1 - Chris writes an entry in his [[CWC's Diary]], stating his New Year's resolution to get a girlfriend, and his intent to make another attempt at [[PVCC]].
* January 3 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (Jan 3)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip. This is probably the first time Christian started writing about his creation in comic-strip form.
* January 6 - Chris reports in his diary he went to see his optometrist, who is also his half-brother, [[David Alan Chandler|David]]. He finds out he needs new lenses, and that David has an 8-year-old [[Savannah Chandler|daughter]].
* January 18 - Christian writes the poem "[[hard love quest]]".
* January 31 - Chris writes in his diary, expressing optimism that his new idea, the ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' will attract girls.
* January 31 - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #1 comes out.

===Febuary===
* February 1 - Christian tells [[Mary Lee Walsh]] [[Chris emails 2004-2006#February 2004|in an email]] that he will not hang signs in school ever again if she lets him distribute the News Dash.
* February 2 - Chris creates the Magi-Chan Sonichu card, and the Christian Chandler card.
* February 3 - Mary Lee Walsh responds to Chris's email and denies Chris's request, and requires that they meet on February 9th.
* February 9 - Christian meets with Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan to discuss his behavior. According to the [[Mailbag]], Walsh said that he will never get a girlfriend, that his methods are flawed and stupid and that he was stupid. Chris then threw a temper tantrum. According to Chris in his diary, Walsh bans him from distributing the ''Sonichu's News Dash'' on campus. Chris declares war on Mary Lee Walsh, and hopes to incite the "masses" to support him.
* February 19 - Christian starts making his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" PowerPoint]].
* February 24 - Christian's 22nd birthday. He gets snowed in. Chris is photographed on this date wearing his Sonichu [[medallion]].
* February - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #2 comes out.

===March===
* March 2 - In his diary, Chris reports that Mary Lee Walsh tried to influence the Chandler family to take him out of PVCC. Christian's parents get angry. Walsh [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of College|bans Chris for a year]] and makes him see a $25-per-visit psychiatrist.
* March - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #3 comes out. The possibility of Sonichu powering up to [[Sonichu Balls#Powers|Ultra Sonichu]] is announced.
* March 18 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (18 Mar)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.

===April===
* April 8 - Chris creates a Nintendo Power cover of him and Sonichu.
* April 29 - An article about Sonichu is featured in the PVCC newsletter, ''The Forum''.
* April - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #4 comes out.

===May===
* May 4 - Christian's [[Animal Crossing Documentary]] is featured in ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.
* May 8 - Mothers Day. Chris presents [[Barbara]] with a ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu Mother-Day's Special]]'', a classic sonichu strip.
* May 29 - Christian attends the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention, where he meets voice actress Monica Rial.

===June===
* June 7 - Christian records a [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)#C.W.C.'s Animal Crossing/Mario Paint 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|documentary]] for the celebration of his parents' 24th anniversary.
* June 13 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (25 years later)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.

===August===
* August 1 - Christian writes in his diary that he has developed a new idea to attract women, involving a [[red string]].
* August 5 - Chris says in his diary that a [[Jerkop]] destroys the red string off him.
* August 19 - Chris depicts his imaginary twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] for the first time, on a [[:File:152-YuCrystal.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh! card]].

===September===
* September 4 - This date marks the 8th week Chris has spent trying to attract women at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris states in his diary that he "realized" holding a sign asking women to date him is akin to trying to "selling himself like a new car."
* September 6 - Chris writes a diary entry about his attempt to reason with a [[jerkop|security guard]] at the mall. He shouted "NO!" at the guard, and believed he had intimidated the man.
* September 11 - Chris reports in his diary that he was arrested for trying to "sell himself like a new car" at the mall. He does not have to go to jail, but he is forbidden to return to Charlottesville Fashion Square without one of his parents.
* September 16 - Christian is suspended from PVCC. In his diary, he blames Mary Lee Walsh for this. He claims his father is planning to write to George W. Bush and Laura Bush demanding action.
* September 26 - Chris writes in his diary that he is lonely and depressed due to being denied access to the mall and PVCC. He decides to ask Santa Claus for a girlfriend.

===October===
* October 18 - Christian writes the first draft for [[Story of My Current Days]].
* October - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #5 comes out.

===November===
* November 5 - Chris receives a [[Autism papers#Intake survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from a psychiatrist at the University of Virginia. It recommends further treatment; Chris and his family ignore it.
* November 24 - Christian starts drawing his first comic.

===December===
* December - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #6 comes out. Chris states that he expects a Christmas-apology from Mary Lee Walsh.
* December 2 - Chris makes the Angelica Rosechu card.
* December 4 - Christian writes the song "[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]".
* December 5 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (05 Dec)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.
* December 20 - Christian records his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So need a cute girl" and "all I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend" home music-videos]] for the [[Chris's DVD|DVD]].
* December 25 - It is Christmas, and Santa doesn't bring Christian a girlfriend. He states that he is depressed.

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

August 2010

2012-03-31T06:49:58Z

American Christory X: Added some info from the Jackie e-mails.

'''August [[2010]]''' began rather silently, with Chris hooked on ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to the point where it is seemingly bigger than ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' to him. However, a field agent's account of Chris at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] revealed that Chris's hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]] has risen to a new level when he saw Chris kicking a stall of Xbox 360 games while saying "kick that hex-bawx". Later, [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] (now thinner) were spotted eating at Chick-Fil-A.

For the most part, August 2010 was a very quiet month, with little [[Internet]] activity from Chris; there was almost nothing noteworthy to record. However, towards the end, things would be blown wide open when [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call audio]] is released between [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Alec Benson Leary|a worker at the GAMe PLACe]], revealing a number of things, including that his parents didn't know about his trespassing incident and that they feel that [[Michael Snyder]] is leading a conspiracy against their neighborhood and Chris in particular.

Also, to add to the newfound wave of activity from Chris, on August 27, Chris would break his vow of staying off the Internet in order to post [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|a video]] demanding that his high school reunion happen. Also [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|there was a video]] explaining that his [[PS3]] has been reformatted and the trolls have won. Two days later, to the joy of [[trolls|people]] everywhere, he [[The MovingFoward videos|trashes the bricked PS3]], subjecting it to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|all sorts of destructive acts]] before [[ItIsFinished.MOV|violently finishing it off the next day]] with his [[Son-Chu|car]]. All of this in an attempt to get money from Clyde Cash. After the tragic loss of his beloved PS3, on the final day of August, Chris was sighted in public again, staring creepily at a young woman, awaiting his prize reward. Aside from this, Chris definitely ensured that August 2010 went out with a bang.

==Events of August 2010==
[[File:PreCar2.JPG|thumb|Video uploaded on 29 August 2010, of Chris about to [[random-access humor|hard drive]] over his [[PS3]]]]

*3 August - On [[Jackie]]'s recommendation, Chris trades in 18 games at GameStop. He gets over $50 in store credit, which he puts in reserving [[LittleBigPlanet 2]].
*6 August - [[Jackie E-mails 8|Chris sells 36 more games]] at a pawn shop for $42, putting $10 in his bank account and the rest in his pocket, out of Bob's attention.
*10 August - [[Alec Benson Leary]] calls [[Bob]] claiming to be a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee. It is revealed that Bob and Barb did ''not'' know of Chris's June 6 incident at the GAMe PLACe and that Bob thinks there's a [[100 2178 |major conspiracy]] against Chris.
*13 August - The [[Wikipedia#August 2010|second recorded attempt]] at a Wikipedia article is made.
*15 August - The [[Matthew Noble call]] is released.
*22 August - Chris, as [[JenkinsJinkies]], talks about [[Bob]] on [[Trollin Train]].
*25 August - "JenkinsJinkies" worries that Chris may not download any viruses, complains about how expensive trolling is, and says that [[Patti]]'s grave is impenetrable.
*26 August - "JenkinsJinkies" insists that Chris is still alive. He also recounts an attack by the ghosts of [[Patti]] and young Chris.
*27 August - After talking with Jackie about organizing a high school reuinion, Chris makes [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|a new video]] about organizing the high school reunion, and his two cents about [[Trolls|cyberbullying]]. He later uploads [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|a video]] where he admits to inadvertently deleting all content on his [[PS3]]'s hard drive and, in a way, admits defeat to the trolls. This video is removed later the same day.
*28 August - First of the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]] is sent.
*28 August - [[Jackie E-mails 10|Chris tells Jackie]] that he will destroy his PS3 for the trolls to receive a $9,000 bounty that he will use to pay off his father. He then [[The MovingForward videos|makes the videos of him destroying it.]]
*29 August - A leaked [[The MovingFoward videos|video compilation]] of Chris destroying his PS3 is released. [[JenkinsJinkies]] claims to be a first-hand witness.
*30 August - [[ItIsFinished.MOV|Another video is leaked]], in which Chris destroys the remnants of his PS3 with his car.
*30 August - [[Jackie E-mails 11|Chris goes to]] the mall at lunch and waits for a while for the troll to come and give him $9,000 for destroying the PS3, and nobody shows up.
*30 August - Chris tells [[Barbara]] that he destroyed his PS3 for trolls and has not yet gotten the money, greatly worrying her and Bob, who (correctly) believe that he has been manipulated.
*31 August - A new video reveals that Chris has been spotted at the Charlottesville Fashion Square, attempting to claim a reward for destroying his PS3.

==References==
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{{Timeline}}

July 2010

2012-03-31T06:11:13Z

American Christory X:

[[Image:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|right|On '''9 July''', Chris is spotted at [[Fridays After Five]] (again).]]

'''July [[2010]]''' was overall pretty quiet. Most of the life signs from Chris came in form of observations from field trolls, as Chris would spend most of his time online by messing around in his new time sink, ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.

The month began with Chris in the middle of a skirmish of sorts with the Moderators of [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Chris was angry over the fact that [[Chris and his Ego|no one was praising him]], so he deleted the comments on all his flipnotes and disabled commenting. He then uploaded a Flipnote entitled [[My apologies]], in which he spent more time [[Chris and remorse|blaming the trolls than actually apologizing]]. Eventually, the Moderators grew wary of his [[List of Flipnotes|sub-par animations]] and his refusal to adhere to their codes of conduct, and decided to ban Chris from uploading. This became quite arguably the quickest he's managed to get banned on the [[Internet]].

On 17 July, after some further [[Love Quest]] misadventures in public, Chris returned to [[Twitter]] in order to beg people for free ''ModNation Racers'' mods. He also said that he's still working on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' pages, but if we take into consideration [[PS3|what he does all day]], this seems very unlikely.

==Events of July 2010==

* 1 July - Chris uploads [[My apologies]] to Flipnote Hatena. It's deleted by Mods moments later, who are apparently now watching Chris like a hawk.
* 1 July - [[Jackie]] [[Jackie E-mails 3|sends her first e-mail]] to Chris since April, asking why Chris would give her a shout-out in the Flipnote Hatena he uploaded earlier that day. Chris apologizes, and the two renew their relationship.
* 2 July - Chris, proving his intelligence once again, reuploads [[Don'tGetTrolled!]], the [[Tagged Flipnote]], [[RandomHumor1#Part Two|part two]] of his random humor series and, of course, [[RomanticLabyrinth]], only to have them all taken down ''again''. He later re-enabled comments. It is currently unknown why, or what reaction this will bring. He was also banned for life from posting anything from his DSi, comments included, for his rule-breaking Flipnotes.
* 3 July - Chris and [[Bob]] are spotted at [[Burger King]] arguing with the manager of the restaurant.
* 4 July - Chris is spotted at [[McIntire Park]], taking photos of girls and throwing rocks at potential [[sweethearts]].
* 7 July - Chris and Jackie agree to meet up in [[Charlottesville]] on the second week of August, when Jackie will be in town.
* 9 July - Chris is spotted yet again at [[Fridays After Five]], still stalking women in the real world.
* 16 July - Yet another Chris sighting at Fridays After Five.
* 17 July - Chris returns to [[Twitter]] with some messages about ''ModNation Racers'' and a promise to keep working on ''Sonichu''.
* 18 July - Chris reveals via e-mails to Jackie that he is using a different Flipnote Hatena account to avoid the moderators who were watching his old account.
* 18 July - Chris tells Jackie about his trollsona [[JenkinsJinkies]], which he has used to infiltrate the trolls. Jackie believes nobody will discover who he really is.
* 19 July - Chris [[Twitter#19 July 2010|Tweets]] that his demands for ''ModNation'' crap have been met.
* 21 July - [[Jackie E-mails 4|Jackie sends an e-mail]] to Chris warning him that the trolls plan on destroying his [[PS3]].
* 22 July - Jackie sneaks into the troll's IRC and provides Chris with several chat logs.
* 24 July - Chris evades his ban on Flipnote Hatena, reposting most of his Flipnotes. They are taken down the next day.
* 26 July - Chris advertises his shitty ''ModNation Racers'' maps on his Twitter page. He also reuploads all of the deleted flipnotes.
* 26 July - [[Jackie E-mails 5|Chris records his video application]] to the troll secret forum.
* 27 July - [[Trollin Train]] is founded. Chris is allowed into the forums.
* 29 July - Chris, as [[JenkinsJinkies]], introduces himself on Trollin Train.
* 31 July - [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie sends a detailed plan]] to Chris about how to save more money, which he attempts to follow for a while.
{{Timeline}}

April 2010

2012-03-31T05:52:30Z

American Christory X: Added some important Jackie e-mails.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April''', Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] ad is discovered.]]
[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg|thumb|On '''21 April''', a video is leaked showing Chris being highly disturbing. This image sums the video up nicely.]]
[[File:SchuComic11P32Troll.jpg|thumb|On '''24 April''', an Impostor Chris sends his webmaster some new pages...]]
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|... and on '''26 April''', Chris hides them with this.]]

Throughout '''April 2010''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.

The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like the owner's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.

Chris has also acted on his [[Death threats|threat]] of "trouble from himself personally" after the expiration of his ultimatum, vandalizing the [[CWCki]] on 1 April. The defacements were thought to be someone imitating Chris for an April fools day prank, considering the bad grammar and lulzy description of himself.

On 5 April, however, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the [[hanky-panky]]. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.

A week later, Chris returned to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to get his permaban removed so he could start bogarting everything. The manager, [[Michael Snyder]], was unmoved and told Chris to get out, prompting Chris to show himself as a [[Chris and race|horrible bigot]] once again by using the word "Jew" as an insult (even though Michael is not Jewish). Chris posted a video of the incident, then posted an image on the CWCipedia asking his fans, [[A Message to the Trolls|the same ones he compared to trolls a month ago]], to [[Chris and hypocrisy|troll]] him and ask why he's playing [[Kick the Autistic]]. Not only did this, as expected, not work, Michael was, quite to the contrary, subsequently hailed as a hero for keeping the anti-semitic man-child down.

After his rejection from The GAMe PLACe, however, Chris once again turned to [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], for the first time all month, when he went about writing several biographies for the Chaotic Combo, which he then followed up with a lulzworthy history of all female interaction he has ever had. He ranked his childhood teacher among potential crushes too, just for extra WTF.

Chris managed to keep quiet about Jackie (probably having learned something from the whole [[Wallflower]] incident), and her existence was not known to the general public of trolls, before she leaked the whole email correspondence and a deliciously creepy video by Chris to the [[CWCki]]. Subsequently to this Chris did his part for autism awareness by making a video in which he mumbles through the Wikipedia page on autism whilst wearing his sports bra.

Near the end of the month things finally took a turn for the interesting on the CWCipedia. Several episodes of the Sonichu comic were deleted for their use of copyrighted characters, and some bold impostor sent Chris's Wikisysop a batch of new pages for [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. These False and Dishonest pages attempted to end ''Sonichu'' for good, featuring the deaths of many main characters, ending with Sonichu and Rosechu's bitter divorce. Sadly, Chris noticed relatively quickly, and replaced all the troll pages with placeholder images.

==Events of April 2010==

* 1 April - Chris, as if his [[Death threats#Cogsdev|threat]] were an April Fools joke, [[fail]]s to act or [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] against the [[CWCki]].
* 2 April - Chris [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|remembers his threat]], and [[Template:DYK|vandalizes]] [[Template:Article of the now|three]] [[Template:Picture of the now|templates]]. His edits are quickly reverted.
* 4 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.
* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year ago.
* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.
* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.
* 7 April - An e-mail is sent from Chris to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]]. Jackie convinces Chris over the next few days to go there and talk to [[Michael Snyder]]. Another e-mail is sent that gives new info about Chris's time at the [[PVCC]].
* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.
* 10 April - Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaks his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.
* 11 April - Chris visits The GAMe PLACe after Church, as he told Jackie. One of the cashiers recognizes him and threatens to call the [[police]]. Chris flees.
* 11 April - Chris sets up a date with Jackie at Charlottesville Fashion Square.
* 12 April - Knowing that Michael Snyder is present, Chris revisits the The GAMe PLACe with his digital camera in his pocket and records his attempt to get himself unbanned. Michael tells him off and starts calling the police, causing Chris to flee again. Later that day, Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|the audio recording]] of the event, but it is quickly removed.
* 12 April - The last [[Mailbag]], [[Mailbag 62]], is uploaded. It stood unanswered.
* 13 April - Chris posts a [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|picture]] on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call Michael Snyder and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic. [[Chris and hypocrisy|The same day,]] Chris tells Jackie he should have acted better while he was at the GAMe PLACe.
* 14 April - Chris continues to undo [[CWCipedia]] vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]].
* 16 April - Chris waits for [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks Kiosk at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]]. She doesn't show up, again shattering his heart level to 15%. However, Jackie tells Chris that he was the one who stood her up, and that she waited for an hour.
* 18 April - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.
* 19 April - Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack", he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth", which currently links to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page, and promises "Plenty More to Come".
* 19 April - Shortly after publishing the original page, Chris deletes [[Tiffany Robinson]], [[Virginia Sanford]], [[Natasha Turner]], [[Sarah Anne Bevel]], [[Molly Quarles]], and [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]] from his list of gal-pals. However, the Wallflower section remains unchanged.
* 19 April - Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.
* 20 April - Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts page. Then, he goes and recreates the page using her penname.
* 20 April - Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].
* 21 April - Last of the [[Jackie|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.
* 21 April - Jackie emerges, leaking a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|disturbing video]] and [[Jackie e-mails|all]] [[Jackie e-mails Part 2|supporting]] documentation directly to the CWCki.
* 23 April - Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.
* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.
* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome|his views]].
* 28 April - Chris begins posting on the [[GameFAQs]] message boards.
{{Timeline}}

Transgender

2012-01-03T21:22:50Z

American Christory X:

[[File:TG11.jpg|thumb|Chris during the Tomgirl Saga]]
The '''Tomgirl Saga''' was the eighteenth [[saga]] in [[Chris]]'s life. After being suggested that he get in touch with his feminine side, Chris became a "[[tomgirl]]", dressing in woman's clothes and putting on makeup. The [[Calling Out]] videos are generally included as part of this saga.

==Summary==
===Prologue===
At the end of [[March 2011]], Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of [[April 2011|April]].

On 29 April, the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] were released by [[Surfshack Tito]]. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in, at least what he believes are, seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention from [[trolls]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Tomgirl pictures|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
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File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
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File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
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File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
</gallery>}}
</center>

===Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia===
[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|left|thumb|Chris' TATOV avatar, used while posting as KookyDashy]]
In late May, Chris discovered the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. The forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia wishing to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username Kookydashy, marking a midpoint in the saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed he had [[Homos|come out]] to his parents, only to receive insults from them. [[Barb]], in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire, and [[Bob]], according to Chris, "threw the damned fag card" at him. Chris also recounts a story where he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom". However, a [[jerkop]] caught him and yelled at him for going to the women's restroom, only to ignore him and continue using the women's restroom.

Later posts Chris made mention his online trolling, practically saying everything but "I am Christian Weston Chandler". According to Chris, socializing online makes people more [[autistic]], and people should socialize offline. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading to him accusing a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

A month later, [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the [[CWCki]]. Chris notices this quickly, and alert his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Chris admits that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complains about the trolls, and says that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki says. The other posters promise to help Chris defeat the trolls. After this, the forums become defunct, as the tomboys and tomgirls help Chris find a way to get revenge.

===Calling Out===
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris during the Calling Out videos]]
In August, Chris makes his return to Youtube. After planning with his fellow tomboys and tomgirls, he has obtained dox on all of his trolls. From here, Chris makes a series of videos calling out various trolls.

Chris first calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris. Surfshack Tito replied a few days later, meeting Chris's demands.

The next troll called out was Thorg. Chris demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris. Unlike Tito, Thorg did not take Chris seriously. Chris re-calls out Thorg, and eventually unmasks him as Jeremy Slonwhite, a fat, nerdy atheist living in Canada.

Chris then calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and simply demands that he apologize to Chris. However, Jack Thaddeus unmasked himself, revealing that he is ADF, another lolcow. Chris responds by mocking him and his communist views.

Later, Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], and demands that he apologize to Chris. Alec Benson Leary did not respond to Chris's [[Calling Out]] video, so Chris unmasked him as Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man who eats food on Youtube.

Finally, Chris called out [[BlueSpike]], and demanded that he 1) stop people from prank calling him and screaming "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris. BlueSpike did not respond, but Chris did not unmask him because tragedy had hit his family.

===Epilogue===
On [[September 2011|6 September 2011]], [[Bob]] passed away from heart failure. This brought the Tomgirl Saga to a very abrupt end, as Chris was in mourning and too depressed to make more videos. BlueSpike's deadline to respond to Chris passed without Chris unmasking him. Chris has yet to make any more videos since his death, and only a few pictures of tomgirl Chris has emerged since then.

==Timeline==
* [[March 2011|30 March 2011]] - Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the [[Tomgirl Pictures]].
* [[April 2011|29 April 2011]] - [[Tomgirl Pictures|Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released.]] These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* [[May 2011|14 May 2011]] - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* 29 May 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Introductions!|Chris writes his introduction]] to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Chris describes how he came out]] as a tomgirl to his parents, as [[Bob]] called him a "fag", and [[Barb]] commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee|Chris recounts an experience]] where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom.
* [[June 2011|9 June 2011]] - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|Chris reveals that Barb]] tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear [[Muscle bra|bras]].
* 17 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Friendship Issues|Chris talks about himself]] in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more [[gal-pals]] then male friends, and that [[dating education]] should be a mandatory class.
* 22 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Reputation|Chris makes his final post]] on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the [[CWCki]], where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his [[trolls]] and [[Sonichu]].
* [[July 2011|20 July 2011]] - [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* 21 July 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* [[August 2011|6 August 2011]] - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to [[Youtube]]. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Chris calls out]] [[Surfshack Tito]], and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris calls out]] [[Thorg]], and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris tells Thorg and Tito]] that they must respond to the [[Calling Out]] videos by August 31.
* 9 August 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Chris calls out]] [[Alec Benson Leary]], simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[It's not that cold|Chris goes outside,]] pretends to dig up [[Patti]], and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|Tito responds to Chris,]] who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* 10 August 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris accepts Tito's attempts]] to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** [[Correction of EX relationship status|Chris mentions that he never dated the]] [[Wallflower]], and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new [[sweetheart]].
* 12 August 2011 - [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|Chris unmasks Thorg,]] and reveals that he is Jeremy Slonwhite of Canada.
* 16 August 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya|Chris calls out]] [[Jack Thaddeus]], and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[Kaka Makeup Basics|Chris makes a makeup tutorial video]], reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* 20 August 2011 - [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches]] dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* 23 August 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** [[Re-Calling Ahuvia|Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus]], and reveals that he is a communist.
** [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|Chris calls out]] [[BlueSpike]], and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.|Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop]] given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* 28 August 2011 - A Youtube user named "CWCvilleProductions" uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, [[Victory Rockout|Chris rocks out]] to a Skyrim remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* 29 August 2011 - [[Response to ADF|Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus]] who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his [[homophobia]] while stating he also likes lesbians.
* 30 August 2011 - [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary]] a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* 31 August 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] - [[Bob]] dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos, and possibly the Tomgirl Saga.
* 15 September 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.

==See also==
* [[Tomgirl Pictures]]
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]]
* [[Calling Out]]

Transgender

2012-01-03T18:21:16Z

American Christory X:

The '''Tomgirl Saga''' is the eighteenth [[saga]] in [[Chris]]'s life. After being suggested that Chris get in touch with his feminine side, Chris becomes a "[[tomgirl]]", dressing in woman's clothes and putting on makeup. The [[Calling Out]] videos, sometimes believed to be a seperate saga, is actually part of the Tomgirl Saga.

==Summary==
===Prologue===
At the end of [[March 2011]], Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of [[April 2011|April]].

On 29 April, the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] were released by [[Surfshack Tito]]. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention by [[trolls]].

===Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia===
In late May, Chris discovered the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. This forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia wishing to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username Kookydashy, beginning the next part of the Tomgirl Saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed he had come out to his parents, only to receive insults from them. [[Barb]], in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire. Chris also recounts a story where he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom". However, a [[jerkop]] caught him and yelled at him for going to the women's restroom, only to ignore him and continue using the women's restroom.

Later posts Chris made mention his online trolling, practically saying everything but "I am Christian Weston Chandler". According to Chris, socializing online makes people more [[autistic]], and people should socialize offline. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading to him accusing a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

A month later, [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the [[CWCki]]. Chris notices this quickly, and alert his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Chris admits that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complains about the trolls, and says that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki says. The other posters promise to help Chris defeat the trolls. After this, the forums become defunct, as the tomboys and tomgirls help Chris find a way to get revenge.

===Calling Out===
In August, Chris makes his return to Youtube. After planning with his fellow tomboys and tomgirls, he has obtained dox on all of his trolls. From here, Chris makes a series of videos calling out various trolls.

Chris first calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris. Surfshack Tito replied a few days later, meeting Chris's demands.

The next troll called out was Thorg. Chris demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris. Unlike Tito, Thorg did not take Chris seriously. Chris re-calls out Thorg, and eventually unmasks him as Jeremy Slonwhite, a fat, nerdy atheist living in Canada.

Chris then calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and simply demands that he apologize to Chris. However, Jack Thaddeus unmasked himself, revealing that he is ADF, another lolcow. Chris responds by mocking him and his communist views.

Later, Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], and demands that he apologize to Chris. Alec Benson Leary did not respond to Chris's [[Calling Out]] video, so Chris unmasked him as Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man who eats food on Youtube.

Finally, Chris called out [[BlueSpike]], and demanded that he 1) stop people from prank calling him and screaming "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris. BlueSpike did not respond, but Chris did not unmask him because tragedy had hit his family.

===Epilogue===
On [[September 2011|6 September 2011]], [[Bob]] passed away from heart failure. This put an abrupt end to the Tomgirl Saga, as Chris was in mourning and too depressed to make more videos. BlueSpike's deadline to respond to Chris passed without Chris unmasking him. Chris has yet to make any more videos since his death, and only a few pictures of tomgirl Chris has emerged since then.

==Timeline==
* [[March 2011|30 March 2011]] - Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the [[Tomgirl Pictures]].
* [[April 2011|29 April 2011]] - [[Tomgirl Pictures|Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released.]] These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* [[May 2011|14 May 2011]] - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* 29 May 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** Chris writes his introduction to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** Chris describes how he came out as a tomgirl to his parents, as [[Bob]] called him a "fag", and [[Barb]] commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** Chris recounts an experience where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom.
* [[June 2011|9 June 2011]] - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, Chris reveals that Barb tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear [[Muscle bra|bras]].
* 17 June 2011 - Chris talks about himself in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more [[gal-pals]] then male friends, and that [[dating education]] should be a mandatory class.
* 22 June 2011 - Chris makes his final post on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the [[CWCki]], where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his [[trolls]] and [[Sonichu]].
* [[July 2011|20 July 2011]] - [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* 21 July 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* [[August 2011|6 August 2011]] - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to [[Youtube]]. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** Chris calls out [[Surfshack Tito]], and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** Chris calls out [[Thorg]], and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** Chris tells Thorg and Tito that they must respond to the [[Calling Out]] videos by August 31.
* 9 August 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** Chris goes outside, pretends to dig up [[Patti]], and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** Tito responds to Chris, who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* 10 August 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** Chris accepts Tito's attempts to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** Chris mentions that he never dated the [[Wallflower]], and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new [[sweetheart]].
* 16 August 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** Chris calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** Chris makes a makeup tutorial video, reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* 20 August 2011 - Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* 23 August 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus, and reveals that he is a communist.
** Chris calls out [[BlueSpike]], and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* 28 August 2011 - A Youtube user named "CWCvilleProductions" uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, Chris rocks out to a Skyrim remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* 29 August 2011 - Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his [[homophobia]] while stating he also likes lesbians.
* 30 August 2011 - Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* 31 August 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] - [[Bob]] dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos, and possibly the Tomgirl Saga.
* 15 September 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.

==See also==
* [[Tomgirl Pictures]]
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]]
* [[Calling Out]]

Saga

2012-01-03T18:15:07Z

American Christory X:

{{Dated}}
[[Image:Timeline.png|thumb|right]]
{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}
A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.

In the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty").

The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris' life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[Audiobook|audiobook]] project.

==List of Sagas==

===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 18 March 2008'')===
[[Image:Megansagaheader.jpg]]

{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

The first and longest saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 18 March 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris.

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg]]

: ''See also: [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a contest in order to win Megan's heart, only to be <s>cockblocked</s> beaten by a much superior entry made by Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and [[PaRappa_contest#Aftermath|several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers]]. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - present'')===
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg]]

: ''See also: [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

In November 2007, [[trolls]] would discover Chris and put up the "Chris-chan" page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris would initially think that they just got information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===
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{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[White knight|white knighting]] efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain and destroy Chris's [[Medallion of Fail|medallions]].

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
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{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he believed that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - present)''===
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{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In an attempt to get back at Chris for his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]], Clyde Cash would go on a months-long trolling spree, going to great lengths to get back at the autistic wonder. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he's made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

And so it continues to this date; a never-ending conflict between two mortal enemies...

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when she was found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian brushfires, despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===
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{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by <s>[[Clyde Cash|a troll]]</s> [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Chris's ineptitude and inability to do...well...anything other than be a lazy fuck resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===
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{{main|Julie}}

In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a young troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]], force Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to stick it up his ass. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===
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{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, Chris would meet and fall in love with Ivy, his then-latest sweetheart. His crush towards Ivy would lead Chris to create three special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and CWC-watchers. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's suicide.

===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 27 July 2011'')===
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{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler would come forth after the other Chris would reveal himself as a troll in one video. The other Chris, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey, leaving Ian to be butthurt. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July, 2011.

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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{{main|CWCipedia}}

In early June 2009, Chris was given the CWCipedia, a wiki-styled web page, so that Chris can use it to upload his ''Sonichu'' comics, blog, and personal life safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[Fans|fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

Since 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 30 August 2011'')===
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{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Asperger's Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fan fiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and is identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]].

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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{{Main|Surfshack Tito}}

Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with a certain girl in real life, hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal...and release a name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, codenamed [[The Wallflower]], and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, has threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] in the process. At the same time, Chris has discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. In short order, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''pre-2005 - present'')===
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For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain to the store's manager, [[Michael Snyder]] and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain. Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael for a dartboard, but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought against the two. Chris and Barb have since had their preliminary hearings, and Michael Snyder has brought civil charges against both of them. The outcome of these events remains to be seen.

==Intermittent Sagas==

===The CWC Exile Saga (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===

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After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at the [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

==Post-exile==

===Jackie Saga (''April 5, 2010 - November 26, 2010'')===
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Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party - [[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend - stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, putting an end to the saga.

===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''28 April 2011 - present'')===
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{{main|Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In mid-2011, Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, when Chris found out he was discovered on the forums, he decided to fight back by [[Calling Out]] various [[trolls]], demanding that they apologize and leave the Internet or they would have their information revealed and be trolled in return. He managed to drive away Surfshack Tito, before the saga was utterly derailed by the death of his father, [[Bob]].

==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category: Sagas]]

Transgender

2012-01-03T18:13:03Z

American Christory X: Fixing dates

The '''Tomgirl Saga''' is the eighteenth [[saga]] in [[Chris]]'s life. After being suggested that Chris get in touch with his feminine side, Chris becomes a "[[tomgirl]]", dressing in woman's clothes and putting on makeup. The [[Calling Out]] videos, sometimes believed to be a seperate saga, is actually part of the Tomgirl Saga.

==Summary==
===Prologue===
At the end of [[March 2011]], Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of [[April 2011|April]].

On 29 April, the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] were released by [[Surfshack Tito]]. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention by [[trolls]].

===Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia===
In late May, Chris discovered the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. This forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia wishing to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username Kookydashy, beginning the next part of the Tomgirl Saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed he had come out to his parents, only to receive insults from them. [[Barb]], in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire. Chris also recounts a story where he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom". However, a [[jerkop]] caught him and yelled at him for going to the women's restroom, only to ignore him and continue using the women's restroom.

Later posts Chris made mention his online trolling, practically saying everything but "I am Christian Weston Chandler". According to Chris, socializing online makes people more [[autistic]], and people should socialize offline. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading to him accusing a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

A month later, [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the [[CWCki]]. Chris notices this quickly, and alert his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Chris admits that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complains about the trolls, and says that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki says. The other posters promise to help Chris defeat the trolls. After this, the forums become defunct, as the tomboys and tomgirls help Chris find a way to get revenge.

===Calling Out===
In August, Chris makes his return to Youtube. After planning with his fellow tomboys and tomgirls, he has obtained dox on all of his trolls. From here, Chris makes a series of videos calling out various trolls.

Chris first calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris. Surfshack Tito replied a few days later, meeting Chris's demands.

The next troll called out was Thorg. Chris demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris. Unlike Tito, Thorg did not take Chris seriously. Chris re-calls out Thorg, and eventually unmasks him as Jeremy Slonwhite, a fat, nerdy atheist living in Canada.

Chris then calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and simply demands that he apologize to Chris. However, Jack Thaddeus unmasked himself, revealing that he is ADF, another lolcow. Chris responds by mocking him and his communist views.

Later, Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], and demands that he apologize to Chris. Alec Benson Leary did not respond to Chris's [[Calling Out]] video, so Chris unmasked him as Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man who eats food on Youtube.

Finally, Chris called out [[BlueSpike]], and demanded that he 1) stop people from prank calling him and screaming "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris. BlueSpike did not respond, but Chris did not unmask him because tragedy had hit his family.

===Epilogue===
On [[September 2011|6 September 2011]], [[Bob]] passed away from heart failure. This put an abrupt end to the Tomgirl Saga, as Chris was in mourning and too depressed to make more videos. BlueSpike's deadline to respond to Chris passed without Chris unmasking him. Chris has yet to make any more videos since his death, and only a few pictures of tomgirl Chris has emerged since then.

==Timeline==
* [[March 2011|30 March 2011]] - Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the [[Tomgirl Pictures]].
* [[April 2011|29 April 2011]] - [[Tomgirl Pictures|Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released.]] These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* [[May 2011|14 May 2011]] - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* 29 May 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** Chris writes his introduction to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** Chris describes how he came out as a tomgirl to his parents, as [[Bob]] called him a "fag", and [[Barb]] commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** Chris recounts an experience where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom.
* [[June 2011|9 June 2011]] - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, Chris reveals that Barb tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear [[Muscle bra|bras]].
* 17 June 2011 - Chris talks about himself in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more [[gal-pals]] then male friends, and that [[dating education]] should be a mandatory class.
* 22 June 2011 - Chris makes his final post on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the [[CWCki]], where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his [[trolls]] and [[Sonichu]].
* [[July 2011|20 July 2011]] - [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* 21 July 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* [[August 2011|6 August 2011]] - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to [[Youtube]]. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** Chris calls out [[Surfshack Tito]], and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** Chris calls out [[Thorg]], and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** Chris tells Thorg and Tito that they must respond to the [[Calling Out]] videos by August 31.
* 9 August 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** Chris goes outside, pretends to dig up [[Patti]], and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** Tito responds to Chris, who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* 10 August 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** Chris accepts Tito's attempts to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** Chris mentions that he never dated the [[Wallflower]], and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new [[sweetheart]].
* 16 August 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** Chris calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** Chris makes a makeup tutorial video, reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* 20 August 2011 - Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* 23 August 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus, and reveals that he is a communist.
** Chris calls out [[BlueSpike]], and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* 28 August 2011 - A Youtube user named "CWCvilleProductions" uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, Chris rocks out to a Skyrim remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* 29 August 2011 - Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his [[homophobia]] while stating he also likes [[lesbians]].
* 30 August 2011 - Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* 31 August 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] - [[Bob]] dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos, and possibly the Tomgirl Saga.
* 15 September 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.

Transgender

2012-01-03T18:09:16Z

American Christory X: Added more links

The '''Tomgirl Saga''' is the eighteenth [[saga]] in [[Chris]]'s life. After being suggested that Chris get in touch with his feminine side, Chris becomes a "[[tomgirl]]", dressing in woman's clothes and putting on makeup. The [[Calling Out]] videos, sometimes believed to be a seperate saga, is actually part of the Tomgirl Saga.

==Summary==
===Prologue===
At the end of [[March 2011]], Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of [[April 2011|April]].

On 29 April, the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] were released by [[Surfshack Tito]]. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention by [[trolls]].

===Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia===
In late May, Chris discovered the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. This forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia wishing to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username Kookydashy, beginning the next part of the Tomgirl Saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed he had come out to his parents, only to receive insults from them. [[Barb]], in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire. Chris also recounts a story where he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom". However, a [[jerkop]] caught him and yelled at him for going to the women's restroom, only to ignore him and continue using the women's restroom.

Later posts Chris made mention his online trolling, practically saying everything but "I am Christian Weston Chandler". According to Chris, socializing online makes people more [[autistic]], and people should socialize offline. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading to him accusing a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

A month later, [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the [[CWCki]]. Chris notices this quickly, and alert his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Chris admits that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complains about the trolls, and says that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki says. The other posters promise to help Chris defeat the trolls. After this, the forums become defunct, as the tomboys and tomgirls help Chris find a way to get revenge.

===Calling Out===
In August, Chris makes his return to Youtube. After planning with his fellow tomboys and tomgirls, he has obtained dox on all of his trolls. From here, Chris makes a series of videos calling out various trolls.

Chris first calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris. Surfshack Tito replied a few days later, meeting Chris's demands.

The next troll called out was Thorg. Chris demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris. Unlike Tito, Thorg did not take Chris seriously. Chris re-calls out Thorg, and eventually unmasks him as Jeremy Slonwhite, a fat, nerdy atheist living in Canada.

Chris then calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and simply demands that he apologize to Chris. However, Jack Thaddeus unmasked himself, revealing that he is ADF, another lolcow. Chris responds by mocking him and his communist views.

Later, Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], and demands that he apologize to Chris. Alec Benson Leary did not respond to Chris's [[Calling Out]] video, so Chris unmasked him as Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man who eats food on Youtube.

Finally, Chris called out [[BlueSpike]], and demanded that he 1) stop people from prank calling him and screaming "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris. BlueSpike did not respond, but Chris did not unmask him because tragedy had hit his family.

===Epilogue===
On [[September 2011|September 6, 2011]], [[Bob]] passed away from heart failure. This put an abrupt end to the Tomgirl Saga, as Chris was in mourning and too depressed to make more videos. BlueSpike's deadline to respond to Chris passed without Chris unmasking him. Chris has yet to make any more videos since his death, and only a few pictures of tomgirl Chris has emerged since then.

==Timeline==
* [[March 2011|March 30, 2011]] - Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the [[Tomgirl Pictures]].
* [[April 2011|April 29, 2011]] - [[Tomgirl Pictures|Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released.]] These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* [[May 2011|May 14, 2011]] - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* May 29, 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** Chris writes his introduction to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** Chris describes how he came out as a tomgirl to his parents, as [[Bob]] called him a "fag", and [[Barb]] commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** Chris recounts an experience where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom.
* [[June 2011|June 9, 2011]] - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, Chris reveals that Barb tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear [[bras]].
* June 17, 2011 - Chris talks about himself in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more [[gal-pals]] then male friends, and that [[dating education]] should be a mandatory class.
* June 22, 2011 - Chris makes his final post on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the [[CWCki]], where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his [[trolls]] and [[Sonichu]].
* [[July 2011|July 20, 2011]] - [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* July 21, 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* [[August 2011|August 6, 2011]] - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to [[Youtube]]. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** Chris calls out [[Surfshack Tito]], and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** Chris calls out [[Thorg]], and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** Chris tells Thorg and Tito that they must respond to the [[Calling Out]] videos by August 31.
* August 9, 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** Chris goes outside, pretends to dig up [[Patti]], and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** Tito responds to Chris, who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* August 10, 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** Chris accepts Tito's attempts to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** Chris mentions that he never dated the [[Wallflower]], and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new [[sweetheart]].
* August 16, 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** Chris calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** Chris makes a makeup tutorial video, reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* August 20, 2011 - Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* August 23, 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus, and reveals that he is a communist.
** Chris calls out [[BlueSpike]], and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* August 28, 2011 - A Youtube user named "CWCvilleProductions" uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, Chris rocks out to a Skyrim remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* August 29, 2011 - Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his [[homophobia]] while stating he also likes [[lesbians]].
* August 30, 2011 - Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* August 31, 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* [[September 2011|September 6, 2011]] - [[Bob]] dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos, and possibly the Tomgirl Saga.
* September 15, 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.

Talk:Saga

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American Christory X:

Add the sagas that we have from the [[List of Videos]] page and describe the overarching storylines in each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
*i think a visual representation of the sagas would greatly improve the article. a vertical, multi-part image would work quite well, i think, but all ideas are welcome. thoughts? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 17:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
:*A visual representation would be awesome, I'm just not an artsy kind of guy to do that :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:53, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Oh, maybe Cogs was thinking like a timeline with shadded parts to indicate sagas and show the overlaps. Very good idea, even I could do that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:17, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I'll start compiling images for each section. I'll try my best anyway. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:49, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
==Changes==
So basically what I tried to do so far is sum up every saga in 3 images. Is this at all helpful? I can upload colour versions instead if we prefer, but I thought this looked kind of good. I can also put all of them together to make a MEGASAGA sort of image that we can add to as more sagas become apparent. What do we want? Or delete them if you think they are gay. If they are not gay, then I will finish the rest tomorrow. ALSO: I can make a vertically oriented timeline (like from a history book) showing how they progress and overlap. Or horizontally, whatever we want really. Just tell me. For now, I need to sleep. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:25, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

* I actually really like these. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:38, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I like them. Though I think that like, the subject of the saga should be in the center. Like, the Miyamoto saga, Reggie is in the middle when it really should be Miyamoto. If I may recommend one for Liquid, if there was a way to make it look like they're staring down each other, that'd be cool. Otherwise, nice work, I like the general idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:47, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Your wish is my command. It is done. I think I got what you wanted for the Liquid saga too... Now what exactly? I can get started on a timeline. I guess I will work on making each subsection more introductory in the text too... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:49, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*So I have added some detail to give a bit more advanced insight on the sagas for this page. I hope it is helpful. Are there any other sagas that should be here? I assume not. What do we need to add to make this... complete... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:23, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

==Timeline==
[[Image:Timeline.png|right]]
So the timeline you see running here is one I made for this article. Problem, When I run it down the right side of the article it looks funny. At least I think it does. Try it. Should we put it there... or what? I will just work on the actual text of this article until we decide what to do about the imagery. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:33, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*I haven't heard any opinions on this and they claimed to like it in IRC so I have it running down the right. Revert it if you like. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)
:*I like it a lot too. Having it up and down isn't orthodox but it's well suited for the media. Very nice job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)
*I think it looks great, but I think the information is a bit wrong... the Megan Saga went on through the beginning of 2008 and into the ED and Adam Stackhouse affairs. Hell, there wouldn't be a Stackhouse Saga without Megan. Otherwise, it looks good.
----[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 06:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

==Gregg Mays saga==
Not sure if we should consider it part of Clyde Cash saga but we should consider a Gregg Mays saga to include all this Gregg Mays stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)

==Jack Thaddeus Saga, anyone?==
Or does anyone think it's too early? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:42, 2 January 2010 (CET)
* I was about to suggest the same thing. With the [[Kill de Jack|recent]] [[To Clyde and Jack|videos]] aimed at him, the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|three]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|phone]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|calls]] and the CWCipedia ad shenanigans, not to mention [[It's UGH!|previous]] [[Chris humps his PS3|antics]], there seems to be enough material to warrant a new saga. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
** Don't forget about Asperchu in the future. Seeing how dedicated Alec is with it so far (and Jack just started advertising his wiki in CWCipedia), a Saga for that is inevitable! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:32, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*** And I think it has begun! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**** {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga. You like? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 02:05, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Very nice! Now how about Jack, anyone? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:08, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Awesome job on the icon! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:09, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
===Actually...===
Looking at recent edits, someone was adding a "Homosexual ad saga" to this page but it was reverted. While not a proper saga, I'd say it's a sort of mini saga and it's part of the Chris narrative, as it leads into Asperchu saga. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:49, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not sure I'd call the homosexual ads a saga by itself, but part of a CWCipedia saga? I'm certainly not part of the inner circle, but I imagine more hi-jinks involving the CWCipedia are in store. [[User:Chris fangs|Chris fangs]] 21:54, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I reverted it. It wasn't a proper saga, no. Even if it could be considered one, the information wasn't presented well enough. I first reverted the changes made to the timeline PNG[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Timeline.png], which also wasn't up to par. There could be a lead-in to the Asperchu Saga, sure, but I would vote no on calling it a saga. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:02, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I re-reverted because you're a huge faggot have a nice day [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]

*Actually, I changed my mind. If someone could make a better, more convincing presentation of it, go ahead. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:16, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree that the presentation on the timeline sucks, and the name "Homosexual ad saga" does as well. I think Chris fangs is onto something about it being called "CWCipedia saga" since in a way, the Mailbag is a way of trolling Chris and CWCipedia in general sorta inadvertently trolls Chris. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:20, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, it seems I've angered someone. Not my intentions, to be sure. Anyway, CWCipedia Saga has a nice ring to it and it's relevant, since the Mailbag is certainly a repository of ongoing trolling. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:28, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Champthom, I'll leave it to you to revert the timeline image/Saga page or not. I don't wish to get into a revert war over Chris Chan. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:34, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that you're right but so is Nitrocore. The concept of a saga invoking CWCipedia, perhaps call it CWCipedia saga, is good or maybe Jack Thaddeus saga (though I'm aiming at the former) but you are correct in that the write up and the name at the time did kinda suck, and we still need to work on the timeline. For starters, we need to get in touch with the original creator of the timeline or maybe start from scratch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:58, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
* Ha i win sucker, I actually like "Cwc saga" as well i was just adding stuff(unlike you) if you can combine it and possibly make it better with external links then I'm not bothered [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]
::::*I went with the CWCipedia idea. It's a rough draft, but you get the idea. Nitro, if there is a next time, try not to act like a child. Also, sign your discussion edits with the timestamp. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==The CWCki Saga, anyone?==

I was going to start this, but decided otherwise unless objects to it, but what we got here is the start of a third saga - CWCki Saga. Chris knows about the CWCki and now he wants to take control of it. You think we should start gathering information on this?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:19, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Damn. It's barely 24 hrs in and we are already talking about a saga! I think it is a tad too early to talk about a saga. Outside of "The WallFlower Incident", we got mostly nothing. Let's wait a little to see where it will goes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree. Luckily, we'll probably find out two days from now, when his ultimatum gets ignored to death. If nothing comes of it, then nothing comes of it. If he spazzes out and does something really stupid, like threatening legal action or starting an epic edit war, then yeah. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:44, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Vanessa Saga==

My old pet project, probably not long or significant enough, but some pretty good videos and logs came from that --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 07:52, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Vanessa saga is one of the unsung tales of the overarching CWC saga and it's sorry that it isn't currently reflected here. However, perhaps now in retrospect it seems more to be part of Ivy saga, though Vanessa saga had dynamic elements and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

== more saga sum up images ==

we need a saga image for asperchu (not tito yet) and the cwikipedia saga--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:19, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

Heres a quick one i made for the game place, just to throw out the idea, can't use it since it doesn't match the others
[[image:Picture_4.png]]

== Tito saga ==

'''In December 2009, Chris released a page from Sonichu 10, which revealed a girl named [[Lovely Weather]]. Many trolls were confused as to why Chris would create a fictional love interest when previous issues used real life girls. The confusion continued when Chris revealed he had a gal-pal during some of his Mailbags.'''

Is it just me or does this seem to suggest that "Lovely Weather" is connected to [[The Wallflower]]? If so, this text is incorrect as Chris didn't meet Wallflower until January at the latest. Srsly guys. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:50, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, I'll admit - I wrote that bit when it seemed like there was a connection between Weather and Wallflower. I'll alter it so it won't seem that way.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 13:01, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==IRL Saga?==

It might be too early for this, but if he keeps up these public creeper antics, methinks an "IRL Saga" would be appropriate. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 16:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
* I always thought it would be better to call everything that's happened since he "left" the Internet the "CWC Exile Saga". But, still, IRL Saga's just as good.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:24, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**How about 'Reality Saga'? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:48, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
***If we're going to do that, we might as well include the Love Quest as a saga, since this sounds pretty much like a repeat of those events. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:34, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**** I understand the reasoning behind that, though a good chunk of the Love Quest happened online within specific sagas. Personally, the only issue I would see with such a saga (CWC Exile is a great title) is that it overlaps with The GAMe PLACe and the last bit of Surfshack Tito.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
***** I think, in a technical level, we're between sagas. We just simply have to wait and see what damn fool thing he does next. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:06, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Flipnote Hatena saga ==

Does it count as one yet? He's slowly cracking at the seams, and it could get worse. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*It looks like it might form a saga as he goes along and breaks more Flipnote Waptena rules, so it's plausible. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 21:31, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
**Of course he's banned from uploading anything now. I think it was a bit short to count as a saga. A bit uneventful too, though that's just my thoughts on it. If everyone else thinks it could be considered it's own saga... Go for it.--[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 10:07, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
***I look at this a bit like the Tito saga; very little actually was done to Chris, but it was his response to what happened that made it a saga. We have to wait and see how he reacts to the ban to see whether it's worthy or not. That's just my two cents though. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:49, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
****Maybe we should put "interim activities" as a separate category; nothing that fits the criteria for saga but still somewhat noteworthy. Chris being "off the internet" and on flipnote for a month could merit that. That way we could still fill out the periods between major sagas. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 14:32, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Even if it doesn't count as a full-fledged "Saga" it was a pretty crazy two weeks. I'm not sure if he'll return to youtube as a result of his banning, but I'm sure he'll cap off the whole thing with an enraged complaint ''somewhere''.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:41, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==PS3 Saga?==

Before somebody already points it out, I know that the few destruction videos he put up doesn't count as a saga. I'm wondering if we should make a saga for the activities that lead to it's destruction. There's a lot of juicy info I'd like to catalog, but I don't know if it's officially over yet or not (And i also don't want to disrupt any trolling plans that may still be in motion). --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:04, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

==Missing Sagas==
Why aren't the sagas caused by [[Vanessa_Saga|Joshua Martinez]] included on the saga list?
*1) please sign your posts (it's four ~ in a row) 2) the stuff from Joshua Martinez is really part of Ivy saga. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==On Sagas==
This isn't picking on anything that's going on here, but I was thinking and I think the term "saga" gets abused - not so much on here, mind you, but elsewhere but I think it sometimes spills over to the CWCki.

What is a saga? Like the article says, it's an overarching story in the life and times of Chris. For instance, let's take Miyamoto saga, which, also as the article says, what really started the whole "saga" thing. You have Chris and "Miyamoto" talking to each other over several weeks, and there's conflict between the two, then there's Reggie who gets involved, and then there's all the videos inbetween. If you watch a video from the saga without the context the saga arch provides, you're missing out on a lot. They're all intertwined, the content that is, and that's what the saga theme is all about, taking stuff that happens to Chris and presenting it in a way that provides narrative and understanding.

So what does this mean? You calling Chris is not "You calling Chris saga." Chris dressing up as a woman is not "Tomgirl saga." Seeing Chris at the mall is not "Chris at the mall saga." Chris does stuff, it doesn't need to fit in part of a narrative. It's sorta a chapter in the overarching saga that is Chris's life, but not a saga in itself. Secondly, I don't think sagas are really made. I think people expect to troll Chris and want some place on this page, wanting their own "Gigantic Attention Whore saga." Pretty much every saga wasn't intended to be a saga, it's not like they planned this all out, it's just going with the flow and it happens to have narrative to it.

I had more but I forgot what else I was going to say. But hopefully this will make sense and serve as a guide to what is a saga and what isn't, so much as how it should be included on the page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

*Actually, while we're talking about sagas, I'd like to ask for a bit of clarification on how saga related articles are named. Recent sagas for instance are just documented in the article on the appropriate person. The article on the Ivy Saga is called [[Ivy]] and the article on the Liquid Saga is called [[Liquid Chris]]. But then there are articles which are literally called [[Miyamoto Saga]] or [[Vanessa Saga]], which are full of emails just dumped there incomprehensibly. And this is in spite of there actually being articles for [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Don't get me wrong, I realize the need to keep the crap ton of emails separate from the main articles, but the naming convention is just odd. I'm not quite sure, but I'm willing to bet it's Clyde's fault. What is the official policy on naming saga articles? Should they all be named as "X" or as "X Saga"? And while we're on it, some sagas have a weird little template documenting all things related to them. Two I can name are [[:Template:BlancaSaga]] and [[:Template:MeganSaga]]. I don't think they're bad. They could use a little cleanup, but I do have a problem with the fact that some sagas have them and others don't. They could serve as a great way to sum up everything and point users in the direction of content relevant to each saga, but as it is right now, there's no consistency in which sagas have them. What should we do? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:29, 22 June 2011 (PDT)
:*Good points. In regards to the e-mails, I guess people consider the bulk of the saga the e-mails or IM chats behind them, but perhaps we could rename them to be "Miyamoto Saga e-mails" or "Vanessa Saga chats"? It's probably Clyde's fault, at least for the Miyamoto e-mails. As for the templates, they probably could use cleaning up and the reason why some do and some don't is because people haven't gotten around to doing them for other templates (which can be something you can work on, if you so please). Definitely, make templates for each saga, that'd be a great way to present information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:46, 23 June 2011 (PDT)
::*Well if you think that's something for me to work on then I suppose I could have a go at it. It'd make a change from all the sonichu shit that I've been doing recently. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:41, 24 June 2011 (PDT)

==The Lawsuit Saga?==
Should we separate most recent and ongoing events from Tomgirl Saga? Since Chandlers' law troubles, not Chris crossdressing interest, are main theme here. [[User:Hasharin|Hasharin]] 17:22, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
* Technically, the lawsuits would be part of the Game Place saga, right? [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:26, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Individual Saga pages ==

I didn't know where to put this suggestion, so I'm putting it here. I was thinking we can give each Saga its own page. The pages would go into more detail about the saga, a summary of the events, and a listing of videos, emails, etc. in order by date. This serves to make a description about all events in the Saga from beginning to end, as there is none on the CWCki. The closest there is to it is the timeline with all of the years and months, but often times there are events irrelevant to the Saga and events in other Sagas happening. --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 16:47, 2 January 2012 (PST)
* EDIT: I noticed there are articles called "Vanessa Saga" and more, but those aren't the type of formats I'm talking about. Those pages are only content dumps, but what I'm talking about is much more organized.
* I made a [[Tomgirl Saga]] page. If there's a problem with it, or if the page is a bad idea, speak now or I'll write pages for the other sagas. --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 09:56, 3 January 2012 (PST)

Transgender

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American Christory X: Created page with "The Tomgirl Saga is the eighteenth saga in Chris's life. After being suggested that Chris get in touch with his feminine side, Chris becomes a "tomgirl, dressing in woman's cloth..."

The Tomgirl Saga is the eighteenth saga in Chris's life. After being suggested that Chris get in touch with his feminine side, Chris becomes a "tomgirl, dressing in woman's clothes and putting on makeup. The Calling Out videos, sometimes believed to be a seperate saga, is actually part of the Tomgirl Saga.

==Summary==
===Prologue===
At the end of March, Chris changed his PSN quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of April.

On April 29, the Tomgirl Pictures were released by Surfshack Tito. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention by trolls.

===Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia===
In late May, Chris discovered the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. This forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia wishing to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username Kookydashy, beginning the next part of the Tomgirl Saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed he had come out to his parents, only to receive insults from them. Barb, in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire. Chris also recounts a story where he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom". However, a jerkop caught him and yelled at him for going to the women's restroom, only to ignore him and continue using the women's restroom.

Later posts Chris made mention his online trolling, practically saying everything but "I am Christian Weston Chandler". According to Chris, socializing online makes people more autistic, and people should socialize offline. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading to him accusing a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

A month later, Thorg discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki. Chris notices this quickly, and alert his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Chris admits that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complains about the trolls, and says that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki says. The other posters promise to help Chris defeat the trolls. After this, the forums become defunct, as the tomboys and tomgirls help Chris find a way to get revenge.

===Calling Out===
In August, Chris makes his return to Youtube. After planning with his fellow tomboys and tomgirls, he has obtained dox on all of his trolls. From here, Chris makes a series of videos calling out various trolls.

Chris first calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the Wallflower and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from he CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris. Surfshack Tito replied a few days later, meeting Chris's demands.

The next troll called out was Thorg. Chris demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris. Unlike Tito, Thorg did not take Chris seriously. Chris re-calls out Thorg, and eventually unmasks him as Jeremy Slonwhite, a fat, nerdy atheist living in Canada.

Chris then calls out Jack Thaddeus, and simply demands that he apologize to Chris. However, Jack Thaddeus unmasked himself, revealing that he is ADF, another lolcow. Chris responds by mocking him and his communist views.

Later, Chris calls out Alec Benson Leary, and demands that he apologize to Chris. Alec Benson Leary did not respond to Chris's Calling Out video, so Chris unmasked him as Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man who eats food on Youtube.

Finally, Chris called out BlueSpike, and demanded that he 1) stop people from prank calling him and screaming "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris. BlueSpike did not respond, but Chris did not unmask him because tragedy had hit his family.

===Epilogue===
On September 6, 2011, Bob passed away from heart failure. This put an abrupt end to the Tomgirl Saga, as Chris was in mourning and too depressed to make more videos. BlueSpike's deadline to respond to Chris passed without Chris unmasking him. Chris has yet to make any more videos since his death, and only a few pictures of tomgirl Chris has emerged since then.

==Timeline==
* March 30, 2011 - Chris changes his PSN quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the Tomgirl pictures.
* April 29, 2011 - Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released. These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* May 14, 2011 - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* May 29, 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** Chris writes his introduction to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** Chris describes how he came out as a tomgirl to his parents, as Bob called him a "fag", and Barb commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** Chris recounts an experience where he got yelled at by a jerkop for going to the women's restroom.
* June 9, 2011 - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, Chris reveals that Barb tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear bras.
* June 17, 2011 - Chris talks about himself in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more gal-pals then male friends, and that dating education should be a mandatory class.
* June 22, 2011 - Chris makes his final post on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the CWCki, where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his trolls and Sonichu.
* July 20, 2011 - Thorg discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* July 21, 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* August 6, 2011 - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to Youtube. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** Chris calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to The Wallflower and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** Chris calls out Thorg, and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** Chris tells Thorg and Tito that they must respond to the Calling Out videos by August 31.
* August 9, 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** Chris calls out Alec Benson Leary, simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** Chris goes outside, pretends to dig up Patti, and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** Tito responds to Chris, who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* August 10, 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** Chris accepts Tito's attempts to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** Chris mentions that he never dated the Wallflower, and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new sweetheart.
* August 16, 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** Chris calls out Jack Thaddeus, and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** Chris makes a makeup tutorial video, reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* August 20, 2011 - Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* August 23, 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus, and reveals that he is a communist.
** Chris calls out BlueSpike, and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* August 28, 2011 - A Youtube user named "CWCvilleProductions" uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, Chris rocks out to a Skyrim remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* August 29, 2011 - Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his homophobia while stating he also likes lesbians.
* August 30, 2011 - Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* August 31, 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* September 6, 2011 - Bob dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos, and possibly the Tomgirl Saga.
* September 15, 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.

Talk:Saga

2012-01-03T01:10:00Z

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Talk:Saga

2012-01-03T00:47:45Z

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Talk:List of Christian's comments on Youtube

2012-01-02T01:32:15Z

American Christory X: Created page with "The page should be titled "List of Chris's comments on Youtube", since most pages refer to him as Chris."

The page should be titled "List of Chris's comments on Youtube", since most pages refer to him as Chris.

Forum

2012-01-01T21:33:25Z

American Christory X:

{{disambiguation}}

'''Forum''' may refer to:

* '''[[Chris-chan (forum)]]''', the dedicated forum at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
* '''[[/cwc/]]''', an image board dedicated to all things LOLcow, especially the antics of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].
* '''[http://cwcki.forumer.com The CWCki forum]
* '''[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]''', a troll message board named after the fictional name attributed by Chris to his former [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]].
* '''[[Sonichu Girls]]''', a now defunct [[fan]] forum.
* '''[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]''', a gathering place for [[Tomgirl]]s such as Chris who reside in the Commonwealth of Virginia.
* '''[[Trollin Train]]''', a [[TRUE and HONEST]] trolling forum that Chris tried to subvert whilst [[JenkinsJinkies|undercover]].
[[Category:Disambiguation pages]]

Forum

2012-01-01T21:32:54Z

American Christory X:

{{disambiguation}}

'''Forum''' may refer to:

* '''[[Chris-chan (forum)]]''', the dedicated forum at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
* '''[[/cwc/]]''', an image board dedicated to all things LOLcow, especially the antics of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].
* '''[cwcki.forumer.com The CWCki forum]
* '''[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]''', a troll message board named after the fictional name attributed by Chris to his former [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]].
* '''[[Sonichu Girls]]''', a now defunct [[fan]] forum.
* '''[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]''', a gathering place for [[Tomgirl]]s such as Chris who reside in the Commonwealth of Virginia.
* '''[[Trollin Train]]''', a [[TRUE and HONEST]] trolling forum that Chris tried to subvert whilst [[JenkinsJinkies|undercover]].
[[Category:Disambiguation pages]]

Cole Smithey

2011-12-25T04:04:14Z

American Christory X: I don't know what Chris's ego has to do with Cole's ego.

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Colesmithey.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Cole Smithey
|-
| '''Birth Name'''
| Joseph Cole Smithey
|-
| '''D.O.B.'''
| 24 July [[Pre-1980#1960s|1963]] (age 48)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| White
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Barbara]] (mother) [[Jack Dale Smithey]] (supposed father) [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (presumed actual father) [[Jerry Harmon]] (supposed stepfather) [[Robert Chandler]] (stepfather)
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Film critic, musician
|-
|}

{{quote|Let me know when that fuck [[Bob]] finally drops.|Cole, [[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|24 July 2007 e-mail #3]]}}
{{quote|I do not regret giving birth to Cole.|[[Barbara Chandler]]<ref>[[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail #1]]</ref>}}

'''Joseph Cole Smithey''' (born 24 July 1963)<ref>''[[:Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|A CD For Cole Smithey!]]''</ref> is [[Chris]]'s half-brother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara's]] first son and the lone escapee of the [[14 Branchland Court|Casa De Chandler]]. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole seems to be a pretty normal guy. [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole's e-mails to Chris]] revealed a lot about the Chandler family.

He currently lives in Manhattan and is a noted film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes.<ref>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/cole-smithey/</ref> He achieved notoriety in Time Magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to Toy Story 3.<ref>http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/19/can-147-critics-be-wrong-meet-the-two-pundits-who-trashed-toy-story-3/</ref> He also occasionally hosts [[eBay]] auctions to spend a night drinking with him.

==Childhood==
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|left|Cole's [[true and honest]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook]]

Cole grew up in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> As a child, Cole was physically and mentally abused by Barbara and his "stepfather" [[Jerry Harmon]] with punishments such as ass beatings, cold showers, and "bizarre scenarios."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail, page 2]]</ref>

Barb insisted that Cole's biological father was [[Jack Dale Smithey]], to whom she claimed she was married to, but records show she wasn't.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG</ref> Cole suspected, and later confirmed, that his biological father was [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]], who would visit him and was introduced as a "friend" of the family when he was a child.

==Move to California==
Cole left Virginia for California, attending San Diego State University from 1981-1984, and earning degrees in Dramatic Art and Music. He also attended Hartnell College and San Francisco City College in similar fields of study.<ref>http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa</ref> While at college, he became the drummer for a Poway, California punk rock band called "The Rockin’ Dogs". The band lasted from 1981-1985.<ref>The Rockin’ Dogs
</ref>{{clear}}

==Relationship with Barbara and Bob==
[[File:Bobcomes home copy.jpg|thumb|left|A likely summary for Bob and Cole's relationship.]]
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole smiles alongside [[Barbara]] on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Cole wasn't on good terms with [[Bob]] and not even with [[Barbara]]. [[Bob]] worked his "bitter influence" on Barbara to separate her from Cole. Cole has "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail, page 2]]</ref> In multiple emails to Chris, Cole asks him to let him know when Bob dies, so that he can celebrate.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails</ref>

Barbara continued to lie about the identity of Cole's biological father and related facts repeatedly, even on the night before Cole's wedding and even after Cole hired a private detective to find evidence that contradicts her claims. It turns out Barbara was never married to [[Jack Dale Smithey]], Cole's alleged father, but rather to [[Ran Coleman Yeatts|Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts]].

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years, whereas Cole had made special effort to visit her several times. Cole's wife's family treats him more like family than his own.
{{clear}}

==Relationship with Chris==
[[Image:0468-CWC&JCS.jpg|thumb|The half-brothers hold their hands the same way on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Ironically, Cole actually gets along much better with Chris than with either Bob or Barb (or at least he used to; it's unclear whether the two are still in regular contact), and possibly better than with any of his other direct relatives. Then again, when you don't actually know ''who'' your paternal relatives are, you have to take what you can get.

Cole was not around when Chris was growing up. Being nineteen years older, he was in California making a life for himself. Cole said that Barbara and Bob neglected Chris for years with the [[abusive babysitter]], which suggests that Chris's muteness in early life was their fault.

Cole visited for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]] in [[2000]]. Later in the same year, for Cole's 37th birthday, Chris made him ''A CD For Cole Smithey!'' Naturally, the present had little to do with Cole and [[Chris and his Ego|everything to do with Chris]], even featuring a picture of him on the cover. Chris further taints the CD by attempting to talk like a DJ.

Chris visited Cole in California at some point, the only time Chris has been on an airplane and one of only two times that he has left [[Virginia]] (the other being his trip to Ohio to save "[[Julie]]").

In [[July 2007]], Chris sent an e-mail asking for Cole's vote in the [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]]. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. The timing of this request was probably not a coincidence, as Ran Coleman Yeatts, his presumed father, had died a month beforehand.<ref>[http://ssdi.rootsweb.ancestry.com/ United States Social Security Death Index]</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but she lied once again. Chris was more interested in the ''PaRappa'' contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is. This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.

===Cole in the comics===
Strangely, though, Chris still found a way to put his brother into his mess. According to the [[CWCipedia]] profile for [[Rosechu]], there is a "Professor Cole" listed, being the one who gave [[Kel]] the [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] who would become Rosechu. This means that even his half-brother is stuck in [[CWCville]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:045-ColeCD.jpg|''A CD For Cole Smithey!''
Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|As if Barbara had any involvement with the CD.
Image:Colesmithyrockingdogs.jpg|Cole playing drums.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://www.colesmithey.com ColeSmithey.com]
* [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-3041/ Cole at Rotten Tomatoes]

{{Not_Jerks}}
{{People}}
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Cole Smithey

2011-12-24T19:46:38Z

American Christory X:

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Colesmithey.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Cole Smithey
|-
| '''Birth Name'''
| Joseph Cole Smithey
|-
| '''D.O.B.'''
| 24 July [[Pre-1980#1960s|1963]] (age 48)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| White
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Barbara]] (mother) [[Jack Dale Smithey]] (supposed father) [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (presumed actual father) [[Jerry Harmon]] (supposed stepfather) [[Robert Chandler]] (stepfather)
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Film critic, musician
|-
|}

{{quote|Let me know when that fuck [[Bob]] finally drops.|Cole, [[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|24 July 2007 e-mail #3]]}}
{{quote|I do not regret giving birth to Cole.|[[Barbara Chandler]]<ref>[[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail #1]]</ref>}}

'''Joseph Cole Smithey''' (born 24 July 1963)<ref>''[[:Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|A CD For Cole Smithey!]]''</ref> is [[Chris]]'s half-brother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara's]] first son and the lone escapee of the [[14 Branchland Court|Casa De Chandler]]. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole seems to be a pretty normal guy, with the exception of his pretentious attitude. [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole's e-mails to Chris]] revealed a lot about the Chandler family.

He currently lives in Manhattan and is a noted film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes.<ref>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/cole-smithey/</ref> He achieved notoriety in Time Magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to Toy Story 3.<ref>http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/19/can-147-critics-be-wrong-meet-the-two-pundits-who-trashed-toy-story-3/</ref> He also occasionally hosts [[eBay]] auctions to spend a night drinking with him.

==Childhood==
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|left|Cole's [[true and honest]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook]]

Cole grew up in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> As a child, Cole was physically and mentally abused by Barbara and his "stepfather" [[Jerry Harmon]] with punishments such as ass beatings, cold showers, and "bizarre scenarios."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail, page 2]]</ref>

Barb insisted that Cole's biological father was [[Jack Dale Smithey]], to whom she claimed she was married to, but records show she wasn't.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG</ref> Cole suspected, and later confirmed, that his biological father was [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]], who would visit him and was introduced as a "friend" of the family when he was a child.

==Move to California==
Cole left Virginia for California, attending San Diego State University from 1981-1984, and earning degrees in Dramatic Art and Music. He also attended Hartnell College and San Francisco City College in similar fields of study.<ref>http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa</ref> While at college, he became the drummer for a Poway, California punk rock band called "The Rockin’ Dogs". The band lasted from 1981-1985.<ref>The Rockin’ Dogs
</ref>{{clear}}

==Relationship with Barbara and Bob==
[[File:Bobcomes home copy.jpg|thumb|left|A likely summary for Bob and Cole's relationship.]]
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole smiles alongside [[Barbara]] on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Cole wasn't on good terms with [[Bob]] and not even with [[Barbara]]. [[Bob]] worked his "bitter influence" on Barbara to separate her from Cole. Cole has "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail, page 2]]</ref> In multiple emails to Chris, Cole asks him to let him know when Bob dies, so that he can celebrate.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails</ref>

Barbara continued to lie about the identity of Cole's biological father and related facts repeatedly, even on the night before Cole's wedding and even after Cole hired a private detective to find evidence that contradicts her claims. It turns out Barbara was never married to [[Jack Dale Smithey]], Cole's alleged father, but rather to [[Ran Coleman Yeatts|Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts]].

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years, whereas Cole had made special effort to visit her several times. Cole's wife's family treats him more like family than his own.
{{clear}}

==Relationship with Chris==
[[Image:0468-CWC&JCS.jpg|thumb|The half-brothers hold their hands the same way on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Ironically, Cole actually gets along much better with Chris than with either Bob or Barb (or at least he used to; it's unclear whether the two are still in regular contact), and possibly better than with any of his other direct relatives. Then again, when you don't actually know ''who'' your paternal relatives are, you have to take what you can get.

Cole was not around when Chris was growing up. Being nineteen years older, he was in California making a life for himself. Cole said that Barbara and Bob neglected Chris for years with the [[abusive babysitter]], which suggests that Chris's muteness in early life was their fault.

Cole visited for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]] in [[2000]]. Later in the same year, for Cole's 37th birthday, Chris made him ''A CD For Cole Smithey!'' Naturally, the present had little to do with Cole and [[Chris and his Ego|everything to do with Chris]], even featuring a picture of him on the cover. Chris further taints the CD by attempting to talk like a DJ.

Chris visited Cole in California at some point, the only time Chris has been on an airplane and one of only two times that he has left [[Virginia]] (the other being his trip to Ohio to save "[[Julie]]").

In [[July 2007]], Chris sent an e-mail asking for Cole's vote in the [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]]. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. The timing of this request was probably not a coincidence, as Ran Coleman Yeatts, his presumed father, had died a month beforehand.<ref>[http://ssdi.rootsweb.ancestry.com/ United States Social Security Death Index]</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but she lied once again. Chris was more interested in the ''PaRappa'' contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is. This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.

===Cole in the comics===
Strangely, though, Chris still found a way to put his brother into his mess. According to the [[CWCipedia]] profile for [[Rosechu]], there is a "Professor Cole" listed, being the one who gave [[Kel]] the [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] who would become Rosechu. This means that even his half-brother is stuck in [[CWCville]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:045-ColeCD.jpg|''A CD For Cole Smithey!''
Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|As if Barbara had any involvement with the CD.
Image:Colesmithyrockingdogs.jpg|Cole playing drums.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://www.colesmithey.com ColeSmithey.com]
* [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-3041/ Cole at Rotten Tomatoes]
* [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/1716056/2/meet_a_critic_cole_smithey_the_new_york_writer_with_a_rock_n_roll_past Rotten Tomatoes interviews Cole.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tmTKDDOk4&feature=mh_lolz&list=HL1315402139 Cole Smithey acting in a Gaumont produced student film shot in Cannes during the '92 Festival. ]
* [http://myworld.ebay.com/jazzguitarfilmcritic/?_trksid=p4340.l2559 Cole's eBay account]

{{Not_Jerks}}
{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Smithey, Cole}}
[[Category:Family Members]]
[[Category:People]]

Cole Smithey

2011-12-21T00:18:35Z

American Christory X:

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Colesmithey.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Cole Smithey
|-
| '''Birth Name'''
| Joseph Cole Smithey
|-
| '''D.O.B.'''
| 24 July [[Pre-1980#1960s|1963]] (age 48)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| White
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Barbara]] (mother) [[Jack Dale Smithey]] (supposed father) [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (presumed actual father) [[Jerry Harmon]] (supposed stepfather) [[Robert Chandler]] (stepfather)
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Film critic, musician
|-
|}

{{quote|Let me know when that fuck [[Bob]] finally drops.|Cole, [[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|24 July 2007 e-mail #3]]}}
{{quote|I do not regret giving birth to Cole.|[[Barbara Chandler]]<ref>[[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail #1]]</ref>}}

'''Joseph Cole Smithey''' (born 24 July 1963)<ref>''[[:Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|A CD For Cole Smithey!]]''</ref> is [[Chris]]'s half-brother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara's]] first son and the lone escapee of the [[14 Branchland Court|Casa De Chandler]]. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole seems to be a pretty normal guy. [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole's e-mails to Chris]] revealed a lot about the Chandler family.

He currently lives in Manhattan and is a noted film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes.<ref>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/cole-smithey/</ref> He achieved notoriety in Time Magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to Toy Story 3.<ref>http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/19/can-147-critics-be-wrong-meet-the-two-pundits-who-trashed-toy-story-3/</ref> He also occasionally hosts [[eBay]] auctions to spend a night drinking with him.

==Childhood==
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|left|Cole's [[true and honest]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook]]

Cole grew up in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> As a child, Cole was physically and mentally abused by Barbara and his "stepfather" [[Jerry Harmon]] with punishments such as ass beatings, cold showers, and "bizarre scenarios."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail, page 2]]</ref>

Barb insisted that Cole's biological father was [[Jack Dale Smithey]], to whom she claimed she was married to, but records show she wasn't.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG</ref> Cole suspected, and later confirmed, that his biological father was [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]], who would visit him and was introduced as a "friend" of the family when he was a child.

==Move to California==
Cole left Virginia for California, attending San Diego State University from 1981-1984, and earning degrees in Dramatic Art and Music. He also attended Hartnell College and San Francisco City College in similar fields of study.<ref>http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa</ref> While at college, he became the drummer for a Poway, California punk rock band called "The Rockin’ Dogs". The band lasted from 1981-1985.<ref>The Rockin’ Dogs
</ref>{{clear}}

==Relationship with Barbara and Bob==
[[File:Bobcomes home copy.jpg|thumb|left|A likely summary for Bob and Cole's relationship.]]
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole smiles alongside [[Barbara]] on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Cole wasn't on good terms with [[Bob]] and not even with [[Barbara]]. [[Bob]] worked his "bitter influence" on Barbara to separate her from Cole. Cole has "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 e-mail, page 2]]</ref> In multiple emails to Chris, Cole asks him to let him know when Bob dies, so that he can celebrate.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails</ref>

Barbara continued to lie about the identity of Cole's biological father and related facts repeatedly, even on the night before Cole's wedding and even after Cole hired a private detective to find evidence that contradicts her claims. It turns out Barbara was never married to [[Jack Dale Smithey]], Cole's alleged father, but rather to [[Ran Coleman Yeatts|Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts]].

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years, whereas Cole had made special effort to visit her several times. Cole's wife's family treats him more like family than his own.
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==Relationship with Chris==
[[Image:0468-CWC&JCS.jpg|thumb|The half-brothers hold their hands the same way on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Ironically, Cole actually gets along much better with Chris than with either Bob or Barb (or at least he used to; it's unclear whether the two are still in regular contact), and possibly better than with any of his other direct relatives. Then again, when you don't actually know ''who'' your paternal relatives are, you have to take what you can get.

Cole was not around when Chris was growing up. Being nineteen years older, he was in California making a life for himself. Cole said that Barbara and Bob neglected Chris for years with the [[abusive babysitter]], which suggests that Chris's muteness in early life was their fault.

Cole visited for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]] in [[2000]]. Later in the same year, for Cole's 37th birthday, Chris made him ''A CD For Cole Smithey!'' Naturally, the present had little to do with Cole and [[Chris and his Ego|everything to do with Chris]], even featuring a picture of him on the cover. Chris further taints the CD by attempting to talk like a DJ.

Chris visited Cole in California at some point, the only time Chris has been on an airplane and one of only two times that he has left [[Virginia]] (the other being his trip to Ohio to save "[[Julie]]").

In [[July 2007]], Chris sent an e-mail asking for Cole's vote in the [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]]. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. The timing of this request was probably not a coincidence, as Ran Coleman Yeatts, his presumed father, had died a month beforehand.<ref>[http://ssdi.rootsweb.ancestry.com/ United States Social Security Death Index]</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but she lied once again. Chris was more interested in the ''PaRappa'' contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is. This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.

===Cole in the comics===
Strangely, though, Chris still found a way to put his brother into his mess. According to the [[CWCipedia]] profile for [[Rosechu]], there is a "Professor Cole" listed, being the one who gave [[Kel]] the [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] who would become Rosechu. This means that even his half-brother is stuck in [[CWCville]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:045-ColeCD.jpg|''A CD For Cole Smithey!''
Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|As if Barbara had any involvement with the CD.
Image:Colesmithyrockingdogs.jpg|Cole playing drums.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
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==External links==
* [http://www.colesmithey.com ColeSmithey.com]
* [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-3041/ Cole at Rotten Tomatoes]
* [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/1716056/2/meet_a_critic_cole_smithey_the_new_york_writer_with_a_rock_n_roll_past Rotten Tomatoes interviews Cole.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tmTKDDOk4&feature=mh_lolz&list=HL1315402139 Cole Smithey acting in a Gaumont produced student film shot in Cannes during the '92 Festival. ]
* [http://myworld.ebay.com/jazzguitarfilmcritic/?_trksid=p4340.l2559 Cole's eBay account]

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Template:Christory/April 07

2011-12-10T19:16:06Z

American Christory X:

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|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2000]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] designed the cover for [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]
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Template:Christory/March 17

2011-12-10T19:12:47Z

American Christory X:

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|imagecaption = A great day for humanity.
|text = Today in Christory;

In '''[[1988]]''', Patti Chandler was born, and would forever be tormented by her manchild owner. Not even in [[:Image:PattiLuv.jpg|death could she escape him]].
|link = Patti Chandler

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|text = In '''[[2000]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] discovers he cannot use copyrighted characters for his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD project]] in graphic design class. To get around copyrights, Chris creates the character [[Sonichu]].
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Template:Christory/February 19

2011-12-10T19:08:14Z

American Christory X:

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|text = Today in Christory;

In '''[[2000]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] and his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] begin to prepare for Chris's 18th birthday party.
|link = My big 18th party
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Template:Christory/February 14

2011-12-10T19:04:08Z

American Christory X:

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|imagecaption = Get away from the Internet, I'm cutting it down!
|text = Today in Christory;

In '''[[2000]]''', Chris writes Valentines Day Hymn and creates a collage to go with it. This was written for one of his Pokemon websites.
|link = Valentines Day Hymn
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|text = In '''[[2009]]''', Robert Chandler caught Chris masturbating for his lover Julie. In response, he cut down Chris's internet.
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CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

2011-11-25T15:45:38Z

American Christory X:

==Introduction==
New people are being initiated to the horrors of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[Miscreant]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild.

==Questions and Answers==

; Is Chris a [[troll]]?
: '''No'''; the documentation on his entire life and testimony by real life people (including Chris [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile|himself]]) including [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|media reports]] [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|predating the Internet]] and two [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|independent]] [[University_of_Virginia#UVA_student_on_Chris|accounts]] are way too complete for it to be an elaborate reverse-troll setup. If Chris is indeed faking this, somehow managing to fabricate an entire past, create [[Slideshow|hundreds of photos from his past]], control the media, get a huge number of people in on this, then he is the greatest troll and ''avant garde'' artist in history. However, [[Wikipedia:Occam's Razor|Occam's Razor]] would suggest that Chris is just REALLY STUPID and really believes the things he does and does stupid things for reasons he believes are logically sound.

; Why doesn't he just hire a prostitute?
: He wants [[love quest|TRUE and HONEST love]]. Prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion. When prostitutes were sent to his house, Chris cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> Chris has also stated that he wouldn't hire a hooker out of fear of STDs.<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref> Though truth be told, Chris is cheap and odds are he'd find a crack whore too expensive. As to illustrate this point: it was discovered that he DID try to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, but tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref>

; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] guy?
: We don't do it because he's autistic, but rather because he's a [[Niggos|racist]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]] and [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Bagget|spitefully]] [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]] [[Parody|thief]], and an all-around [[fail|failure]] who wastes the hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] of average Americans on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities. Furthermore, he's someone who realizes he has a problem and what he does doesn't work but refuses to get help, even ignoring the help of [[white knights|well-meaning individuals]].

; Can he be helped? Should I try?
: [[Vivitheg|People]] [[Jackie|who are]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried and have accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the "[[white knight]]" article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, you won't be able to do it. Seriously, consider [[Svenka]] - she posted pictures of the very [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] that would steal Chris's date, [[Emily]], months in advance of the plan, yet Chris still fell for it.

:For recorded attempts to help Chris, see [[White knight emails]].

; Is he seeing a psychiatrist?
: No. Chris is seeing a church counselor, [[Rocky]]. He refuses to get professional help because he refuses to spend [[money]] on anything non-video game-related and because he thinks [[GodJesus|God, Jesus]] and [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]] will help him pull through [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|much better]] than someone with actual psychiatric qualifications.

; Is he really [[Autism|autistic]]?
: This is debated, but the claim has never really been falsified. Some argue that he has [[autism|high-functioning autism]]; however, please note that "high-functioning autism" is an informal term with no actual medical significance to it (you won't find the term in any official publication by the American Psychiatric Association). Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], his diagnosis was autism (DSM-IV 299.00).

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: Depends on what you define as "having" Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed as having Asperger's syndrome, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label outright. However, it needs to be noted that "Asperger's" did not exist as a formally recognized diagnosis when Chris was diagnosed as "high-functioning autistic" as a child in the [[1980s]]. There is a very good case to be made that Chris would most likely be given the "Asperger's" label if he was a child today.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]?
: Socially retarded, yes; mentally retarded, not quite. He somehow managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions, has a consistent ethical system (albeit a warped, [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]] one), and recognizes what he's doing isn't working, yet he chooses to pin the blame on external forces or goes about his way anyways. The more likely answer to his perceived retardation is that he is just really, really stupid. However, given that he receives [[Monthly tugboat|regular payments from the government]] and does not demonstrate the competence to commit successful fraud, it has to be assumed that he - at some point - was legitimately diagnosed with some kind of disability.

; Is he [[homos|gay]]?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there's no consensus on this. He's certainly into women and [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] while thinking about women; on the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked, makes a practice of meditating upon ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' in order to keep himself straight, and [[semen|he drinks his own semen every time he masturbates]]. Most likely, Chris is either a.) a homophobic straight guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he's an idiot, b.) a homophobic bi-curious guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he personally has homoerotic fantasies that he desperately tries to suppress, or c.) too immature to have a real sexual preference, so he ends up overdoing his straightness.

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref>, though he admits to being turned on by [[Rosechu]] (not as much as a human female, natch), has drawn [[Rule 34]] artwork of his characters, and has depicted himself as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] having sex with a furry version of his ex-[[sweetheart]] [[Ivy]]. He is a furry in the sense that he clearly derives enjoyment from sexualized anthropomorphic animal characters, and personally identifies with a particular anthro character; he is not a furry in the sense that he does not participate in the wider furfag community. Lucky bastards.

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: Probably not, but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. However, given that he [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|stares at a poster with a six-year-old anime girl on it to stay straight]], the fact that he got [[CWC's Second Message|furious]] when accused of being a pedophile (similarly to how he becomes hostile when being accused of being a [[homo]] or having [[Asperger's]]), and the fact that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] were originally jailbait engaging in sexual activity (and even by current [[Sonichu canon|''Sonichu'' canon]], Rosechu was underage when she married Sonichu), there's an argument to be made. He also has stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]], but this is more likely due to his inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia. In short, he's not a baby fucker, but he'll play ball if grass is on the field.

; What does he smell like?
: According to [[Emily]], "rotten watermelons." According to [[Robert Simmons V]], a variant of the [[Colossal Chan|homeless person]] stank. According to field agents, body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]. Point is, [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with ''[[Sonic]]'', anyway?
: He has always liked kids' games, and has won a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on ''Sonic'' titles. ''Sonic'' appears to have certain qualities that attract autistics more than other game series.

; What's the deal with the shirts he always wears?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref>

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist_warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162
</ref> — probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common trait in [[autism]].

; Does Chris drink or do drugs?
: Chris is firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. As far as [[Alcohol|drinking]] is concerned, Chris used to be against it as well, but in an ironic twist, video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] recently surfaced, and it appears he's [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the alcohol ban]] in [[CWCville]], making him a waffler. Given this was self-serving, it should surprise no one. He has also been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]] and [[100 2281|Kahlúa]].

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: Not really, but you can try posting it on [[Krapple|/cwc/]] or hanging out in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] where people who do troll Chris are likely to notice you.

; Why doesn't Chris just lie and tell us he isn't a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] anymore?
: Because he's fucking stupid, and besides, we'd see through it like all his other [[lies]].

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: [[Sonichu_8#The_uncensored_scenes|Here]], you sick fuck.

; Was [[Ivy]] imaginary?
: No. She was a real "fan" who wanted a shout-out in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. See [[Ivy Q&A]] for more info.

; I'm a complete moron, and I keep reading on [[ED]] and [[YouTube]] that [[Ivy]] is his sex doll. Is this so?
: No. His [[Sex toys|sex dolls]] are [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], Booty-Licious, and Yumi. Kimmi has acted as a prop representing Ivy in some videos - hence the confusion - but Ivy is most definitely real and was in contact with Chris. Disregard anything you read on either ED or YouTube. The [[CWCki]] is the only [[TRUE and HONEST]] source for Chris-related material.

; Is any of this real?
: Chris is a real human being and not a hoax or fictional character. The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter. For various (good) reasons, the CWCki is largely from Chris's point of view - that is, information presented here is what Chris acknowledges to be true. Most of the trolls on this site are merely players in the stage that is Chris's life. It's probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much like it's best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are contrived.

; I want to e-mail Chris and pretend to be [[Megan]]/[[Jimmy Hill]]/[[Jesus]]/[[Michael Snyder]]. Can I have his e-mail?
: It's ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. But srsly, Chris doesn't read his e-mails. He [[Kacey Call 23|told Kacey]]: ''"I don't even bother to open their e-mails. So I just expand on the e- on the sender's address and then add them to my block list."'' Recently, it was revealed that his email has a filter that automatically deletes messages from emails he doesn't verify.

; What's this about Chris hating ''[[Harry Potter]]''?
: As Chris mentions [[Mailbag_7#Harry Potter: total spaz|here]] and [[Mumble 2|here]], Chris pretty much hated it since it was "competition" for ''[[Pokémon]]''. However, he did own a PSone ''Harry Potter'' game, and his stance softened under [[Jackie]]'s influence.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].

; Why does Chris call his welfare check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: Basically, it's a very weird contortion of the phrase "Our ship has come in," referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $809 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat — like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]] — coming in for him.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: Chris's current [[YouTube]] channel is [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler]. He deleted all of his videos, save one ([[100 2357.MOV|his farewell message]]), in [[November 2010]] but began uploading videos again in August 2011. Chris's [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|original website]] is dead, as is his wiki, the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris hasn't written a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic since [[February 2010]] and is unlikely to ever do one.

; What are his dox?
: Chris goes through [[Mailbag|mail]] and supposedly filters out [[troll]] letters. [[Barb|His mother]] does likewise, though she sometimes reads the content but disregards it as something she already knows. If you think writing a handwritten letter to Chris or his mother will somehow force him to read it and convince him to change the errors of his ways (or doing something lulzy), you are almost certainly out of luck.

: Likewise, with Chris's phone; generally, they let it go to the answering machine since so many trolls call. Before his untimely demise, [[Bob]] would pick up the phone and keep track of who called for legal reasons. Chris will generally not answer his cellphone unless it's a number he recognizes.

: But if you insist, you can find them [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|here]] and [[dox|here]].

; Where can I learn more about this guy?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [http://cwcki.yuku.com The CWCki Forum] the official forum of this fine wiki
:* [[/cwc/]] imageboard
:* [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu (IRC chat)]]
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (not quite as reliable)

==References==
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Talk:Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-11-24T22:42:12Z

American Christory X: /* Link's Broken */ new section

I think this needs further wikifying, and we need to update other pages accordingly to reference this. This forum contains the use of several CWC-isms we haven't seen for a while, and it also makes the first reference to Dating Education or Chris's parents since GodJesus knows when. I also need to ask whether or not an "analysis" section summarising everything we learned about Chris from this would be overdoing it or not? Just something about the footnotes style of things like the google search information stuck between posts just makes the page seem messy to me. Also, whoever it was who came up with this forum and set it up, I will personally fly over to wherever you live and give you a blowjob for this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:51, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

Would it be presumptuous to say this could be a troll? Was there any conclusive evidence that it's not babby's first "Lol if I copy Chris' mannerisms then I can be epin"? Consider: less sporadic Use of Capital Letters, being as blatant as possible without screaming "I'M CHRIS" and no corroborating evidence to suggest it's him. Barring chats with *redacted* being released (if only) or the Dilluminati confirming I would take this with a grain of salt. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 07:59, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Maybe Chris is *gasp* CHANGING. Seriously, this is Chris. I don't tolerate fake shit on the CWCki. As much as PVCC would like to, I would not allow them to post something from Chris unless it actually was (and this is actually from Chris). Seriously, you people who think that someone is Chris just because they have a similar name to a user name is Chris, yet something that actually with Chris arouses skepticism. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:49, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
* *snipped* [[User:Canine|Canine]] 09:38, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Sir I am both shocked ''and'' appalled that you would even question the validity of this bountiful harvest of Chris stuff. MAYBE I'LL JUST HAUL IT ALL BACK TO PVCC AND GIVE IT TO A TROLL WHO WILL APPRECIATE IT? --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 11:10, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
** I concede defeat. Sorry Champthom. Sorry Thrognzorrg. The months have been cruel. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 14:54, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Thanks Thorgnzorrg, this is a riot. The profile information Chris has for Kookydashy is pretty hilarious so I threw a quick pic at the introduction. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 13:44, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Congratulations on finding Chris and updating Da Update. [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 18:19, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
**Thanks everyone, Chris should know that he can never hide from me. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 18:41, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

Does anyone else think his AppleJack icon warrants a mention on the MLP article? --[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] 20:47, 28 July 2011 (CST)
*It ''is'' mentioned in the MLP article. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:13, 28 July 2011 (PDT)

== The Pictures ==

Not that it really really pertains to Chris, but for validity's sake...aren't both "pictures" of Suchin... Suchin gives us the first picture and the Tippy says that he/she got a picture to remember the night... I'm assuming it's OF Suchin, not of Tippy. I'm going to change the name under the picture, if I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:21, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Both pictures are Suchin. Tippy made the post in which the secont Suchin picture was posted. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:31, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
** The picture said Tippy so I changed it. That's what I was referring to. Unless it was Tippy after he put on Suchin's lingerie...they said they'd share (or more accurately Suchin liked to share). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:42, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== Fingernail ==

"I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine." - someone should go through all past videos frame-by-frame to find out which fingernail it is, this is important -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:23, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
:: I tried...I really did, but the only guess I have is his right ring fingernail. I'm assuming that even though it grows at a slower rate Chris is able to keep his nails relatively the same length by biting and or clipping them. A few of his videos that show his hands (there aren't that many actually), along with some of the TomGirl photos show that more often then not, it's the ring finger on his right hand that is the shortest. Of course, like I said, it's very possible that because he's a nail biter we will never be able to tell their growth rates. So unless someone can find better evidence, I'm going with that answer. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:57, 27 July 2011 (PDT)

== Who's the gal-pal? ==

He mentions discussing things with his "closest gal-pal". Was that a troll who had been speaking to him privately, or is someone in he knows real life going along with this? --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 15:28, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== Play it cool, Chris is on to us ==

He knows that we know about Tomboys and Tomgirls. I thought that it would be ok to make an article since he quit the internet but clearly he's been spying on the CWCki. Just play it cool for now, who knows what he's going to do. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 18:38, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

He's done exactly what he always does- whine about it and ask that the forum be his personal army. I'd transcribe the topic, but I'm too lazy to do so right now. Chris' last post was five days ago, so it's not likely that he'll notice if we record the new topic he made.--[[User:AnotherAnon|AnotherAnon]] 22:25, 27 July 2011 (PDT)

== Wait, what? ==

"Plus finding employment is hard. I got a fancy computer degree from community college, and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada." Did Chris ''actually'' make an attempt to get a job? This can't be right. Chris is probably just saying this to fit in. I call bullshit. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 02:34, 28 July 2011 (PDT)
:* Second the bullshit [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:13, 28 July 2011 (PDT)

== Add his new posts ==

Chrissy has made more posts on T&ToV, the most recent being the 28th July. Wouldn't it be a good idea to add them to the article? [[User:Sudospider|Sudospider]] 13:57, 29 July 2011 (PDT)
::Yes, not only would it be a great idea...it's a necessity. DO IT. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:41, 29 July 2011 (PDT)
I know right. I thought that there would be more updating of the article if he is still posting. The article is aprox a week out of date. [[User:Sudospider|Sudospider]] 14:51, 29 July 2011 (PDT)
Updated with new posts. [[User:Sudospider|Sudospider]] 15:02, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

== Or not. ==

You guys can add hyperlinks/make minor tweaks but leave the posts and first paragraph alone. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 19:28, 29 July 2011 (PDT)
*Forgive me, I know you want us to play it cool, but I don't see why we can't archive his more recent posts.[[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 20:10, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

== Robert “Lightfire”? ==

Chris misspelled this individual’s name. Should I even bother posting the name? --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 20:06, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

== Link's Broken ==

The link to the actual forum isn't working. Here's the broken link: http://www.forumer.com/forum-error.php?u=tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com Says it gotten taken down. Does anybody know what happened? --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 14:42, 24 November 2011 (PST)

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Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2011-11-14T02:27:33Z

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[[Image:Sr kids.JPG|thumb|388px|right|From left to right: '''Cerah''', '''Christine''', '''Robbie.''']]
[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue]]
'''Cerah Rosey''' (also spelled "'''Cera'''"), '''Christine Rosey''' and '''Robbie Sonee''' are the children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest (born [[Sonichu chronology#2006|29 June 2006]], followed by Christine (b. 7 October 2006), and finally Robbie (b. 26 February 2007).<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>

It is probable that Cerah is named after [[Sarah Hammer|Chris's childhood best friend]] and Robbie is named after either [[Bob|Chris's father]] or [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|his childhood hero]]. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his [[Chris and ego|narcissism]]) or his obsession with the name "[[Crystal]]". It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a non-existent image file entitled "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.

They are identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.

The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!" It should be noted that this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[The Creepy Stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].

The children are widely hated by ''everybody'', even more so than the other characters.

In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]].

==Appearances==

[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|right|''Sonichu'': The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only insectivore that will ever wuv Chris.]]

The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish [[lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist their hideous father in his quest for [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. However, this could be interpreted as a way of Chris trying to pass of the extremely complex dialogue Robbie has as something a child would say, you know, because he's making malapropisms like those [[Wikipedia:Family Circus|melon-headed kids in the funnies]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref>

The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.

==Shiny==

Christine is a "Shining" (or "Shiney"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>) Rosey according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "[[User:Shiny|shiny]]"<ref>[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shiny_Pok%C3%A9mon]</ref>), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that [[trolls|his readers]] are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.

When confronted with the accusation of infidelity by a [[troll|close confidant]], Chris got indignant and stuck to his "shiny" alibi.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref>

==Evolution==
[[Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|thumb|left|All gwown up! Yay!]]
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have the children all evolved into adult forms, but have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. However, like [[Chris]], they seem to have devolved into something much more disturbing: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. The band name makes little sense, since it implies Cerah and Christine are tomgirls, or feminine boys.

==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|right|Isn't he cute?]]

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In [[August 2009]], a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Sex#Pedophilia|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]"
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
* Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]''

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In '''[[2008]]''', Chris vandalizes his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article again under the name of Clyde. Here, he coins the term [[Kick the autistic]].
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Template:Christory/January 21

2011-11-12T00:57:59Z

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In '''[[2008]]''', Chris vandalizes his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article again under the name of Clyde. Here, he coins the term [[Kick the autistic]].
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2011-11-12T00:51:12Z

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In '''[[2008]]''', Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is vandalized by a user called "Danilah", most likely Chris under another account.
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{{Christory Entry Addition
|text = In '''[[2009]]''', Chris tells [[Clyde Cash]] to get over the death of his brother.
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|text = In '''[[2010]]''', Chris uploads no less than 12 pages of his comic from [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_49 Page 49] to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_60 Page 60] to the [[CWCipedia]]! He, of course, turns all messianic against [[Asperchu]].
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2011-11-12T00:43:55Z

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In '''[[2003]]''', [[Chris]] begins keeping his (apparently short-lived) Animal Crossing diary.
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|text = In '''[[2007]]''', Chris adds even more information to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page about Megan and Officer Nasty.
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2011-11-12T00:43:05Z

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In '''[[2004]]''', Chris pens the epic, genre-defining romance poem that is "''Hard Love Quest''". It includes the famous line: "''Why do all the girls have to be already taken... A real shame / boyfriends of all girls who are possible matches for me are really LAME''", and uses such literary techniques as rhyming and closed couplets, and a really shit lexicon.
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