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User:Cleftpalete

2012-04-23T22:43:08Z

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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}

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==DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?==

''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.

'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''

{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], successful, [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.
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Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..
{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; '''''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!''''' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn?

Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.

Here's a few more examples;

{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}

{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}

The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}
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Okay let's see our next dustbunny..
{{quote3|{{Quote|[[Obesity|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}
{{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny, now?|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity|Obese]], Fail, and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}

Let's take a break!

{{quote3|[[Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|thumb|center|And look at some awful fan-art!]]

{{collapsible|Fun!|Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste.

'''The Good''': ''Wonderful fan-art. I have no problem with these. All of them should be in articles if they aren't already.''
<center><gallery>
Image:1chrischan.jpg|This is very nice.
Image:Cheers07.jpg|Not a particularly good drawing, but it plays by all the rules.
Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|This isn't a very good shop. But it's hilarious, so that makes up for it.
Image:B-manajerk real.jpg|Another funny shop.
Image:EPISODE X by neodalion.jpg|This is a hilarious and really well drawn picture. Why is all the bad fan-art in articles when good stuff like this isn't?
</gallery></center>
'''The Bad''': ''The most awful fan-art. These should all be destroyed.''
<center><gallery>
Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.
Image:Chrissygoesinsane.jpg|This is an example of a piece of fan-art that looks like it could be drawn by Chris himself. If you can't draw, then you don't have the right to mock CWC's drawings. Also it doesn't help that this is an ebaumsworld user.
Image:Promotion1.png|This is some sperg trying to plug in his Sonichu OC anime comics. Follow rule #1.
Image:ChrisChanByebyebrain.PNG|Hi, A-log. This is extremely creepy. This is the kind of person who I expect to shoot up thier school.
Image:CWCformers.jpg|Ouch..
Image:Unrest in the House of Light by Chaosbandit.jpg|Yuck..
</gallery></center>

'''The Ugly''': ''This is a gray area. I have problems with these for various reasons, all of them really don't deserve to be here.''
<center><gallery>

Image:Pd.jpg|I see the artist went the extra length to compose a picture that still looks terrible.
Image:Faceless Trolls.png|This is not a good image. The "artist" has tricked you into believing it's okay by using eye-popping primary colors. Draw it with markers and a ballpoint pen and it wouldn't look a fraction as good as sonichu.
Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|This is not good. Again the artist has tricked us into believing it's good by swooshing around in photoshop.
</gallery></center>
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'''Work in Progress
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User:TRUEandHONESTuser

2012-04-23T22:42:56Z

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Hello, I am a [[TRUE and HONEST]] user of the CWCKI. I would like to help improve the CWCKI and do my part. I sometimes screw up at fixing things, so if that happens, [[Chris and Remorse|I am sorry]].

--[[User:TRUEandHONESTuser|TRUEandHONESTuser]] 20:47, 1 January 2012 (PST)

User:Old meme/Sandbox 3

2012-04-23T22:42:37Z

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[[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris considers a successful date to look like. Note the look of terror in [[Layla]]'s eyes.]]
'''Dating''' is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long-term mate. [[Chris]] treats this process of establishing a relationship as a [[Autism|strict and immutable ritual]] in which [[hanky panky]] invariably occurs on the [[third date]] at the latest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education]]</ref> It is worth noting that over time, the absolute nature of the third date rule Chris likes to adhere to has eroded. While initially meaning the third formal date, the ever-gnawing lust for [[china]] has devolved this into the third day after meeting in person. Chris's plans for wooing [[Blanca]] get to filthy, passionate lovemaking on the second day.

Chris's view of dating, as well as his penchant for developing schedules for these romantic encounters, say a lot about how he views the process. To Chris, dating isn't a social activity so much as it is a sort of incantation or ritual rain dance for sex. Much like [[Anne Boleyn|courts of old Europe]] dating is just a complex routine that is done for the sake of the rules before he can get his rocks off.

A lot of Chris's odd outlook on dating can possibly be attributed to his autism, as he cannot grasp that dating and romance are supposed to be emotionally fulfilling activities, not mechanical warm-ups for sex. Both of Chris's stated dating plans (see below) involve sex quickly occurring after meeting for the first time in person. Love-at-first-sight is one of Chris's deepest held beliefs as well, and the idea that love is definite and perfect without getting to know your partner makes the idea of dating pointless, explaining Chris's desire to get it out of the way as soon as possible.

==Online dating==
Chris has joined several online dating sites, including Match, OkCupid <ref>http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU OkCupid dating profile for CWCSonichu</ref>, Book of Matches <ref>Book of Matches - profile Sonichu</ref>, and [[''The HooK'' Café]]. He is also seen trying to use Craigslist several times; however, it is assumed that it was a troll's work.

==Chris's ideas about dating Blanca==
Excerpts from an [[Blanca E-mails#September 2008|e-mail]] Chris wrote to [[Blanca]] in September [[2008]]:

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The First Day

* meet [[Barbara|my mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], chat with them a while and get to know each other
* video gameplay with [[Guitar Hero]]
* For dinner that evening, our First Date, I will take you out to [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], Arbys, [[Burger King]], or a small restaurant like that
* I'd let you go back to your hotel, or [[Rape|bring you back home]]. NO [[SEX]] on the first night, but if you'd like to make out, I'd welcome it.

The Second Day

* [[PlayStation|PS2 or 3]]
* For Lunch, I'd take you to this good all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert [[Country Cookin|Buffet]] that I know of in [[Charlottesville]]
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Romantic Movie]] at the theater, or we can walk the [[Fashion Square Mall|Downtall Malll]], and/or a [[Sonichu's Edge|walk in the park]]
* If we take in the movie, you and I can [[Rape|sit in the back, darker area]]. And if it doesn't bother you, I may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel. [[Megan Schroeder|Stop me]] if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can [[Hanky panky|make out]] in the theater.
* if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or your room, you can take my [[virgin]]ity, or we can wait till the [[third date|third night]], if there is one before you have to go back to [''REDACTED'']. Either way, I would wear a condom then, and in the future until our [[Giant Penis Comic|Wedding Night]]. :)

Sunday Morning

* would you be willing to come with me to my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Methodist Church]] as a Visitor? If you do, I would take pride in being with you there and [[Women's rights|showing you off]] as my Girlfriend. :D But seriously, I would honestly appreciate just having you with me there. We do [[Singstar Challenge|sing]] from a red or black book at points during each service, but you don't have to sing if you don't want to.
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==Chris's ideas about dating Ivy==
Excerpts from a [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video]] Chris recorded for [[Ivy]] in May 2009:

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*my mommy and I—my family and I—will meet you at the airport
* I know a place that does some [[Recycling|great smoothies]], so yeah, a cafe
* enjoy a movie in the theatre, at home or watch a television rerun. FAMILY GUY, heh, [[Family Guy]]. Or uh [[I love Lucy]] or I got the entire series of [[Gilligan's Island]].
* [[Hanky-Panky|make some music together]] on [[Guitar Hero]]
* I will look forward to the eventuality of you and I having our [[Hanky panky|sex time]] together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll do my best to pleasure you to keep you satisfied, satisfied, just for you. Just for you, hmmm. I know a number of good positions and massages, hmmm, hmmm.
* I know a number of places we could walk around at and uh we could walk about [[Fashion Square Mall|the mall]], we could walk about the [[University of Virginia|UVA]] grounds, good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight.
* We can walk the [[hermit crabs]] together, hmmm, walk about, you might like your, you might walk your hermit crabs.
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==In the Comics==
Exempting Chris's trolling date with [[Hanna]] in the sub-episodes, every single date depicted in the comic concludes in a passionate, long-term relationship (at least in line with what Chris thinks one is like). Some of these encounters even stretch the definition of a date. For example: [[Wild]] only had to show [[Simonla]] his treehouse before she was ready to yiff. [[Reginald_Sneasel|Reginald Sneasel]] and [[Angelica]] are shown in bed together after being last seen meeting for the first time in the park. The fact that all these relationships progress to sex so quickly solidifies the idea that Chris views dating as little more beyond the ritual prelude to screwing.
==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Dating education]]

[[Category:Love Quest]]

User:Airrider1

2012-04-23T22:42:29Z

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Airrider1, that's me, relatively new member. I joined in mid-October 2010 and prefer to go by Airrider even if I have the number after my username because somehow somebody picks "Airrider" at half the places wherever the hell I go. Who knows why? Whose first instinct when looking at a website with memberships is to go "Oooh, hey, I should call myself Airrider?"

...*ahem* Self-depreciating remarks aside, I have a lot to learn from this place. I've encountered a similar CWCish case on deviantART and I've got to research the original before I can study any similar cases. After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

While not a troll myself I work with one on this case and we're both fascinated with the terror that is Chris-chan and how our own personal near-CWC case is eerily similar to Chris himself.

...oh yeah, and
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The fuck is this man doing to my Sailor Moon I grew up on that shit man MAKE IT STOP MOTHER MAKE IT STOP---

---ah! In any case, there is something I need to explain. [[User:BreadGod|BreadGod's page]] inspired me to go in-depth about what I'm talking about with "a similar CWCish case." I can't go too far into it right now for fear that causing too large a shitstorm will disrupt my observations, but let's talk about him. Let's call him "Tard Blue," after the naming conventions for military stealth aircraft projects ([[Wikipedia:Lockheed Have Blue|Have Blue]], [[Wikipedia:Northrop Tacit Blue|Tacit Blue]], etc.) I have no visuals or logs of Tard Blue to release, as most of this dossier remains classified.

Note that the information below was not deliberately designed to steer Tard Blue, a man from a classified location in Mediterranean Europe, into a CWC pattern by any trolling efforts coordinated onto the subject. My interaction thus far has been largely following the [[Alec Benson Leary]] model, with an [[Asperchu]] analogue in the works for the next phase of the observation project.

This is the overview of Project Tard Blue.

Tard Blue first came to my attention in mid-2009 and since then I have been tracking him. Merely a sprite base-stealing idiot who didn't know jack about military hardware at that time, Tard Blue started to evolve while I and a troll whose name I will keep classified for the moment observed and interacted with him. In many ways, we were [[White Knight|White Knights]] to Tard Blue, trying to tell him what made his ideas and canon too badly-thought-out to believe and how to correct it. Tard Blue continued to adamantly refuse advice and if things ended there, I would not be reporting Tard Blue's movements afterwards.

Note that the edits I've made to link to actual CWCki pages are not all to be taken literally: I am merely showing where the parallels run to CWC and where they could possibly run. Project Tard Blue is still an ongoing research project and time will tell if he shows more or less of the symptoms that make a CWC case.

If my partner ever appears on the CWCki he can provide the other pieces of the Tard Blue story, but for now I will present a summary of my observed similarities between Tard Blue and CWC:

*[[Chris and Health|Physical Development]]: Tard Blue follows Chris' physical characteristics, down to appearing [[Obesity|overweight]] (although this may simply be from a bad camera angle and the choice for him to sit at a chair, arms crossed, slouching with a baggy tee on), poor taste in [[Hair|facial hair]], an [[The Creepy Stare|unnerving, into-your-soul stare]] and square, purple [[Pedo-Glasses]]. As he doesn't appear to favor clown shirts (or at least favors tees, jeans and the occasional poseur army fatigue) his ideas of a personal [[Chris and Fashion|dress code]] seem better than Chris', but that is akin to saying that being [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]] is better than being shot in the chest.
** He's also an Airsoft fan, but his fashion sense makes him look less like an Airsoft player, soldier or mall ninja and more like a [[Chris and race|crazy right-wing militia member]].

*[[Chris and Art|Lack of Artistic Development]]: As stated above, Tard Blue is a sprite "artist," in that he recolors and blatantly steals others' pixel art. As all the victims are deviantART users, there have been no major repercussions as of late. The proliferation of sprite bases that are free for other Deviants to use muddies the waters here and helps enable his rampant plagiarism. His other creations have all been made freehand using MS Paint, with results comparable to CWC-grade [[Autism|artistic]] talent, and he is unafraid to make shitty recolors of his already shitty characters to save time. Worse than his sprite editing is his freehand art (at least, the art which isn't done in Paint as well), which is anywhere from amateurish to an abject disaster that makes one wonder why he even broke out into freehand in the first place. His photography is barely better in that he at least can't unimaginatively edit images that are already there, even if all he's doing is taking photos of [[Megatron pistol|guns]] and calling them names countless B-grade action heroes probably have already.
** Obvious [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Video Game]] "Influences": Tard Blue is a card-carrying weeaboo with no imagination, therefore much of what he plagiarizes comes from minds of anime far greater than his own. Victims of his plagiarism include [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam]], Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mega Man, Katawa Shoujo, Big O and many others.

*[[Chris and Writing|Poor Storytelling Judgment]]: Being from a non-English-speaking country does not excuse Tard Blue, as the Internet is the perfect place to meet people from other countries to proofread work and check translation from one language to another. Tard Blue's descriptions for all his creations are long, confusing, rambling streams of consciousness about how his characters and creations are supposedly useful. In other bits of writing, such as his rare forays into fiction, he falls into these same pitfalls and ends up taking up paragraphs to describe things as rudimentary as a summary of a story's setting. He overuses ellipses, cannot properly describe things that come from his own head, several of his ideas are redundant and run together, and his characters merit their own section in this dossier.

*[[Sonichu (comic)|Self-Inserts]] with Bullshit Superpowers: Tard Blue has created a self-insert of himself that is, naturally, the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|biggest Mary Sue]] in the entire comic. He has a harem of [[Gal-Pals|supposed]] [[Sweetheart|action girls]], some of which are [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|furries, both Pokemon and Digimon-related]] at his command, and has technology that none of his enemies, who all in essence are the [[JERKS|same exact thing]], be they aliens, enemy armies or people who all have the same goofy, constipated grin (with obligatory anime [[fangs]]) can match. He also has [[Chaotic Combo|secondary teams of characters]] who are meant to tangentially interact with the main cast, but who are saddled with the same problem of being utter Mary Sues with no real weaknesses. His self-insert itself also takes on [[Chris-chan Sonichu|multiple forms]], [[Super Chris-chan Sonichu|each one more]] [[Colossal Chan|powerful than the last]]. He has also created a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister character that he has also given her own set of powered-up forms]], and has his own Sweetheart who, for a time, received her own [[Sailor Megtune|set of superpowers]] through her own transformations.
**[[Sonichu 11|Slipping]] [[Sonichu 12|Timelines]]: Only one of the myriad of stories Tard Blue has conceptualized has come to fruition, and only then it has been one prologue, roughly one or two paragraphs long, and covered with ellipses absolutely everywhere. And of course, Tard Blue's writing style ensures that readers have no idea what's really going on.
**[[Medallion of Fail]]: Believe it or not, but one of the aforementioned bullshit superpowers is an actual medallion that gives its user (Tard Blue's self-insert) even more superpowers [[Pokemon|all roughly based on the elements]], including one token [[Black Sonichu|"dark" form.]]
** [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|A Major Antagonist That Amounts To A Clone Of The Protagonist]]: As thanks to Tard Blue's ego, the only thing he will really allow himself to face off against with as close to an even track record as possible is himself, just evil. Or depending on how you look at his actions, more evil.
** [[Anchuent Prophecy|Liaisons with Entities of Ancient Origins]]: His latest iteration of his self-insert now takes the form of an ancient being from a [[Cherokian Clan|long-forgotten race]] which supposedly existed since [[Transformers|before the dawn of time sporting super-advanced technology.]]

*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]: Most of, if not all, his followers are people who are as bad with art and as vacuous as Tard Blue himself. However, Tard Blue is the only CWC case out of the lot of them. He also believes himself to be incredibly popular due to his interaction with this self-contained group and nobody else.
** [[Chris and his Ego|Delusions of Influence due to Popularity]]: Tard Blue also believes that simply because he pumps out ideas as if he's got a quota to meet and because he has his own fanbase, other, more talented people will recognize him and let him influence their works without question or to any quality standards. Naturally, this gains him few friends.

*[[CWCVille|A Setting Which Represents a Thinly-Veiled Banana Republic/Rogue State Tyrannically Ruled by Said Self-Insert]]: Complete with its own [[CWC Cola|businesses]] and apparent sovereignty. His self-insert, as per the CWC model, reigns supreme with his chosen Sweetheart and is largely above the law. Without any advisory board or safety standards, or any laws indeed, to abide by, their military program has mushroomed into a monster, creating largely useless weapons nobody has seen fit to ask for before and where half of their autonomous weapons programs (some of which are designed after female robots resembling girls that [[Pedofork|don't even look over 10 years old]]) turn into [[Sandy Rosechu|homicidal disasters]] of science. Because the leader, Tard Blue, is not subject to any laws or guidelines, he is free to squander [[Monthly Tugboat|precious resources]] as he wishes, including on things ranging from paying off his [[Jerkop|out-of-control secret police]] to funding the creation of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|weapons of mass destruction]]. Although creating WMDs is in violation of several international conventions and as his own supporters try to sway him from breaking [[Wikipedia:United Nations Security Council Resolution 1540|UN Resolution 1540]], passed to prevent the proliferation of WMDs and their possible use by rogue states, he defends his [[Chris and Reality|right to create nuclear weapons]] the way Chris himself squirts out [[Sonee & Rosey|retarded Sonichu hellspawn.]] His incompetent leadership puts the worst possible people in power and his reaction to these problems is to throw his hands in the air and ignore them rather than assuming the rightful role of a leader and using his position to set and enforce even some basic standards of conduct in his ranks.

*[[Women's Rights|Biased Opinion of the Sexes]]: This and the CWCVille analogue were the first noted similarities between Tard Blue and CWC, and further observations began the project in earnest. All of the female characters Tard Blue has created line up with his idea of the [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|perfect woman]] rather than creating characters with personalities that are likable to a wider audience: in his case, devastatingly shy to the point of almost unanimously being unable to do anything themselves. The ones who slightly deviate from this have some kind of alternate personality that branch off from this base but retain that same shy, submissive personality, either through a type of multiple-personality disorder [[Chris and Psychology|(downplayed, of course)]] or by simply needing praise from some male figure, particularly his self-insert, more than anything else. [[Rosechu|Sound familiar?]] In an interesting break from the CWC pattern, there are very few male protagonists in Tard Blue's inventory, and those who are male aside from his self-insert are predominantly robots who would by default have no interest in sex, thereby making sure the self-insert continues to have no competition in the arena of (presumably) getting [[China|china]]. Female robots, on the other hand, are revealed in his own tech specs to be, as the Trekkies would put it, "[[Sex toys|fully functional and anatomically correct]]." Despite these warning signs, he does keep his behavior to a one-[[Sweetheart]] limit, his latest conquest being someone as deluded as he is. Interestingly, all other female characters are supposedly sexually active for the gratification of others in Tard Blue's CWCVille analogue. In this way there have been no Sweetheart sagas and nothing approaching the [[BlueSpike|Julie Saga]] as of late. All trolling efforts to attempt to facilitate one have failed, although they have culminated in their own bizarre [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] moment, which did not even dent his relationship in the slightest, but in fact, strengthened it. This will merit further investigation.
**Unequal Treatment of Women: It is interesting to note that while the women in Tard Blue's society just about cover all the known issues one would find when flipping to a random page in the DSM-IV or the upcoming DSM-V, they get barely any help from the state-run healthcare system. Men are treated slightly better, as there is a lower incidence of mental problems in their ranks, but even physically, women are neglected. In one case, a girl with [[Magi-Chan|psychic abilities]] who was confined to a hospital and hooked up to life support systems was given a body with the frailty of peanut brittle in exchange for being able to live without the machines. By contrast, Tard Blue's society regularly creates scientific wonders that would be easy to reverse-engineer into cybernetics, as well as actually knowing an alien race that is well-versed in almost perfect prosthetic replications of human limbs, save for some discoloration here and there. The only exception to this is his current Sweetheart, but there is little reason to think that he will not stop this preferential treatment the moment he splits with her, or more likely, vice-versa.
**On November 30, 2010, some [[Stress|friction in the current Sweetheart Saga]] may lead to changes in Tard Blue. According to Tard Blue's own words handed to me from my partner, "her granny and parents say to her that i'm a 50 yo pedophile or something like that." Transcripts are pending, and could lead to chat logs.
**On Janurary 8, 2011, he created a character that was supposedly a male that seemed to be sweeping his setting's girls off their feet according to his own descriptions. Seeing this character mysteriously [[Death threats|"disappear"]] later on may not be so unusual for someone with as few scruples and [[Liquid Chris|intolerance for his own competition, both real and imagined]] as Tard Blue, due to his ego.

*[[Honest Content]]: In a stunning display of his priorities, Tard Blue will stop at nothing to detail his characters' sex lives and [[Chris and sex|absolutely atrocious sexual acts (largely because his own is so barren and otherwise atrocious itself)]] rather than anything useful like characterization or setting development, no matter if it's humanoid, furry, or just about anything else.
** He also gets people to draw Rule 34 of his characters. Being a [[Slow-in-the-minds|savant]], he chooses his LEAST sexually-attractive designs to be reimagined by much better artists.
** Another thing he loves to do is create family trees for his [[Wikipedia:Gary M. Heidnik|ever-growing]], [[Bob Chandler|increasingly-confusing]], [[Barbara Chandler|impossible-to-follow]] [[Wikipedia:Charles Manson|"family"]] even though he's never exposited on any of then, and thus nobody cares about them since all they do is sit around and take up space in an already ridiculously-large character list.

*[[Chris and money|Lack of Responsibility With Money]]: Tard Blue is irresponsible with his money, even when it comes to paying for access to his [[Chris and the Internet|one outlet for expression]] outside of making Airsoft fans look bad, often choosing to overspend on this hobby and later realize he has no more money left to fund his online escapades. Because of this he also has Chris' same propensity for leaving the Internet due to lack of funding rather than escaping trolls, but he really doesn't as he has a family member whose computer and Internet he uses instead. As he does terrible sprite art abusing his own bases and others', this has no bearing on what little quality his art has, and such things created on this family member's computer are indiscernible from those made on his own. This also shows in his art and what can loosely be called his canon, since despite his ever-enlarging empire being based around a sole corporation which he runs that provides everything, if you put his faction under the microscope of simple economics you'd wonder where on Earth (or beyond) he gets the money. The answer, of course, is that there is no answer.

*[[Stress|Bizarre Creator Mood Swings]]: Largely facilitated by my partner, a budding [[Trolls|troll]] and someone I hope to emulate both on the CWCki and within Project Tard Blue: the ongoing quest to understand the CWC pattern, prove its existence, and hopefully prevent it.

Many questions remain unanswered about Tard Blue from this investigative standpoint. Tard Blue's actions in the future may prove or disprove a CWC pattern, depending on how far it deviates from the original pattern. So far he is following the pattern involuntarily, and to fully confirm he is a CWC-pattern, we (I and my partner) will discover if Tard Blue is capable of creating comics or other continuity-minded works of fiction which utilize his characters in the settings for which they were meant. Until then he remains a CWC in potentia: his non-media actions and mannerisms follow the CWC pattern and could possibly see him becoming Europe's CWC. Until then, however, Tard Blue remains a two-man project, and if my partner in the project appears on the CWCki, he may see it fit to put his information on the project on his personal page of the CWCki as well...

User:Captiancaptian

2012-04-23T22:42:17Z

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==The guy below me is awesome==

Hey...what up?

I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...

[[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]

==Notes & More Notes==

About the Over-sized drinking straw of fail... What is up with the edit? And how much he fails at drawing

==My Awards!==

{{Straight}}

{{White}}

{{Weeaboo}}

User:Clydec/16BitAlex

2012-04-23T22:42:13Z

Anonybot: Robot: Unlinking "Fail"

'''''http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm'''''

And, [[Lies|I won't be back]] under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

Nope, didn't work.

==I give up on this trolling business==

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. '''Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.'''

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll
2. PVCC is for the trolls only
3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

:PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

::I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

* Yeah, now it is: http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm
* Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* At least Hitler had a testicle. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
** Okay, please stop. You could do this kind of crap to Chris, seeing as he had no chance of leading a normal life. I, on the other hand, am making the best of efforts to lead a normal life, attempting to act normal, etc. If they see that, they'll ditch me. Do you really want to make me the next Chris? Do you really want to effectively destroy my life and render me a slave to consciousness?
***Talk to me and this can all go away. seanawatley@gmail.com --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Is this third wave for retracting my PVCC application?
*Sign your posts for fuck's sake. No, we don't care you retracted your application. I doubt any of us were even aware of that. You aren't that important. Besides, retracting your application has no end result, seeing as you weren't ever going to get in anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==GET A JOB==

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Do you not get it? You're exactly like Chris - sitting on your arse, making excuses and not working. You may aspire to a better life but Chris does too. There is not one single reason you can't be working at a supermarket collecting trolleys or stocking shelves. You can sit here and tell us "I AM LOOKING FOR WORK!" but that's exactly what Chris does. BTW, for someone who keeps on telling us he's left you seem to return an awful lot. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Every place I've applied to (the kind of positions you refer to) has turned me down. I can't get a job because I've never worked a day in my life. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:49, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:That's crap. You're young. Get a haircut, shave that moustache and be polite. Nobody needs experience to stack shelves.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::Re-read that reply. I was TURNED DOWN from the very positions you tell me to get. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:::Don't talk to me that way. What application process did you go through? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

The same one everyone does. I put in the application, and they apparently just throw it away. I would rather be 70 and have everything than young and have nothing. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*That's not how you get a job. You have to follow up the application. Visit the supermarket and introduce yourself to the manager. Hasn't anyone explained this to you? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:44, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== How to fix your life ==

Okay. Here's how it goes. Instead of applying for one or two jobs at once randomly, actively look for places that are looking to hire. Protip: Mcdonalds and other fast food places are almost always hiring. Make a CV, a proper one, even if you have to pay an agency $100 to get them to do it for you. They turn a shitty resume into a fantastic one. Done work for your parents? Put that shit on there. If you have never done any work anywhere ever, consider some volunteer work for six months. You don't have anything better to do, do you? Look for something you can put on your resume. 'Fed soup to homeless people' becomes 'food handling, preparation and customer service experience'. Get two of the volunteer people to be references for you, and do a whole bunch of different things as often as you can so you put as many skills on your resume as possible.

Secondly, you need an attitude adjustment. Harden the fuck up. I, personally, tend to treat the approval of others as quite important, but I'm not a slave to the whims of ransoms. Nobody is perfect except for Beat, but you need to strike a happy medium between self depreciation and confidence. Nobody loves a whiney bitch, nor an arrogant cunt. Don't fall into the trap where you whine about your life for attention and sympathy. It is extremely transparent; as you age, people will tolerate it less and less. Ideally you should seek a balance in all things, a ying and a yang, aiming for the middle then adjusting for personal taste. For instance, I often make fun of myself; I'm from a shitty desert fucking inbred shithole in Australia, I'm mixed race (white plus OzNiggo, look up Aboriginal on ED for more info) and I'm a huge Star Trek geek. But when people make fun of me for any of that shit, I just laugh. Post on /b/ for a while if you need to get a thicker skin. So yeah. I tend to err on the side of self-depreciation, but *you* have to find where *you* are happy.

Get some friends IRL. Surprisingly, this is not hard as long as you aren't a dick. Roleplaying groups, arts and crafts groups, stage players groups, film and book appreciation societies, exercise groups, etc. These kinds of groups are usually pretty tolerant of people, but you have to not be a dick. That is, be polite, tell the occasional joke (avoid crude jokes with strangers), get interested in other people and find out what they like. Don't talk about yourself the whole time. Remember what someone was talking about just before, then bring it up again. 'Yeah, I know. It's like what you said before; some people can't change'. It shows you're listening.

This does tie into 'harden the fuck up', but yeah. Don't get butthurt when you don't get something. I didn't get into PVCC either. Just shrug, take it in stride, be polite. Say, 'Cool, no problem.' and drop it. Getting butthurt over these kind if things makes you look arrogant AND doesn't change anything anyway. If you REALLY want to get in, help out on the CWCki for three months or so then ask again. You have plenty of free time it seems, so do a little transcription, comment on talk pages, compliment people occasionally (especially when they do well or put in a hard effort). Still, prepare for the answer to be no again. Sometimes you try your best and still fail. That's life. Again, compliment occasionally. You'll find people reciprocate these kinds of things, as long as you do it honestly. Beat may be complimented far more frequently however.

Hmm, honesty. Big one here. The only last thing I can suggest will sound strange coming from a troll on a trolling advocacy site, but... conduct yourself with honesty in all your dealings. Admit your weaknesses and try to improve them, but play to your strengths and don't sell yourself short. Be friendly and open minded, but not so open minded your brain falls out. Earn people's respect. Respect people who earn yours. Compliment honestly, make your criticism constructive. I hope you see that's what I'm trying to do here, with you, because I think you can be reasoned with (unlike Chris). If you need an external reference, some compass to guide you, ask 'What would Captain Picard do?'. When you're done beating the shit out of Westley, then do that.

I don't know if you'll read this or follow it if you do; to be frank, I expect you won't. But hey. Sometimes I like to run my mouth (fingers?), and I felt that you needed someone to to give it to you straight. I typed this shit up on a fucking iPhone and I didn't proofread it, so it probably sucks huge cock, but yeah. You can be saved, I believe, but it will take some time. And work. And I expect you to fail. Prove me wrong.

Come see me in six months, tell me what you've accomplished. I want to be impressed. Just like Mulder, I want to believe. Until then... kindly fuck off. We are here to document Chris, no other reason. Not talk about you, not me, not even Clyde Fucking Cash himself. We are not here to bicker amongst ourselves. This place does not revolve around you nor do you matter. None of us matter even slightly. Watch Fight Club a few times for understanding if you are unclear on this very important topic, then come back when you have something to contribute.

Live long and prosper, faggot.

--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*This is truth. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Send me your resume and cover letters to melinda.houston89@gmail.com and I'll help you out. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 15:32, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Ronichu's a good man. Do what he says.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Media:1277930138744.png|In a similar vein, I saw this on /hr/ and thought of you.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:10, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== THE COMICS ==
Made me lol --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Don't delete these again, David Hia.

'''DAVID HIA COMIX STARRING DAVID HIA'''

DAVID HIA IN VIDEO GAME VULGARIANS:

http://i.imgur.com/VvyV2h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QiTiwh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HIO4th.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eBFWJh.jpg

DAVID HIA IN BOOKSTORE BUFFOONS

http://i.imgur.com/YvAaAh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YVmXWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xnXXnh.jpg

DAVID HIA IN ROCK BAND RAPSCALLIONS

http://i.imgur.com/65C8qh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k17jGh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qiiQdh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fHxbQh.jpg

These need to go up on Asperpedia. Just sayin' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:15, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== DAVID HIA = ASIAN CHRIS? ==
'''Similarities'''
*aversion to vegetables

*rock band addicts

*sonic fanboys

*irrational fear of a certain food making them homo

LOOK AT THE FACTS, THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 04:25, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

*Hi Dan, welcome to last week. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 06:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

User:Manwithoutabody/Lord, I Was Born a Ramblin' Man

2012-04-23T22:42:04Z

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Mostly just because [[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] made it look like such fun. It continues over [[User:Manwithoutabody/Second_Soliloquy|yonder]].

===Why do we hate Sonees and Roseys so much?===
After all, none of Chris' characters are well-rounded or believable. One would assume that we would hate them all, more or less equally. But such is not the case. Let's take a look at why:
*Their voices. This is the most obvious one, and requires little explanation, really. Whether in print form ([[Sonichu 11|"Thank you for having me help you. I had fun. I wuv you."]]) or voice-acted by Chris ([[A Sonichu Day|"I had fun in a dweeeeeeeam!"]]), his attempt at creating a childlike speech impediment is unspeakable.
*Their appearances. I've noticed that in works like ''A Very Sonichu Adventure'' (which is awesome, by the way) the character design of the children receives a lot of hate. There's a lot of attention paid to their stubby arms in particular. Why is this? Kirby has similiar arms, and he, too, has comically enormous feet, yet Kirby is genuinely cute. I think it's because Kirby's design is quite subdued: he's just a ball with rudimentary limbs and a happy face. Nobody can object to that. Rosey and Sonee, however, are trying too hard to be cute. They've got the pointy ears, the chubby bodies, the ":3" harelip faces, the enormous eyes... Sonee has those pink Pikachu cheeks and Rosey even has a bow and can use her skirt as a parachute. They've got every "cute" trait Chris could call to mind, all rolled together, but with none of what made these traits work in the first place. The real key to it is...
* Their expressions. E.T. was hideous and malformed, but there was something about his manner and expression that made him cute anyway. Joseph Merrick, in both real life and the David Lynch movie with John Hurt, was covered in hideous tumours and was by no stretch a handsome man, but he was still very appealing and sweet. TVTropes calls this "Ugly Cute". These kids are the opposite: all of their babyish features look repellent to us because, probably as a result of Chris' lack of [[Art]]istic skill, ''their faces seem unnatural''. Sure, they smile all the time, but it's an unnatural smile, like on a clown. Now, even that can be made appealing if you're good enough at expressions: in ''The Man Who Laughs'', Conrad Veidt's character has his psycho grin on the whole time, but his eyes are still imbued with great feeling, so we can sympathize with him. Chris, however, has negated any such possibility: in his determination to convey a childlike innocence onto their faces, he gave them utterly blank eyes. Unlike with Hurt or Veidt, there is [[The Creepy Stare| nothing going on behind those eyes]].
* What they represent. These characters are obviously special to Chris, so it's fun to torture them just for the sake of annoying him, but there's more to it than that. They represent Chris' desire to be physically a child again, so that his behaviour will be more acceptable: on a kid, it's called innocence, but on an adult, it's called ignorance. Chris uses Robbie to relive his own childhood, because he's a narcissist. Cerah and Christine exist simply to complete Robbie's perfect youth, because Chris enjoys female companionship, whether sexual or otherwise, and because, as far as Chris is concerned, [[Women's Rights| women only exist for the benefit of men]]. The infant Sonees and Roseys are Chris' attempt at making his own failure to grow up into [[OkCupid| an endearing trait]] and a perfect crystallization (pardon the pun) of his narcissistic belief that his own childhood was deeply interesting and idyllic.

If you can think of another reason why they're so universally reviled, go ahead and tell me. I'm interested in why YOU find them so repulsive.

===Why Adults Write Kids' Shows===
Many kids in their early teens might make up exaggeratedly cute characters, because they're going through some serious changes and this is their way of saying goodbye to childhood. Sexual motifs start creeping in, and it can be a bit disturbing: 12-year olds come up with anthropomorphic whatevers with boobs, but they quickly grow out of that and go with one side or the other - it's either human characters who have sex and drink booze, or else it's cuddly, kid-friendly aminals [sic]. If an adult continues making up childlike stuff, then one of three things will happen:
*It's a kids' show, with an audience of children. The creator keeps doing it because he/she enjoyed his/her own childhood, and wants to help today's kids enjoy their own. It can be a lovingly-crafted monument to innocence that entertains parents as much as kids (''Sesame Street'') or it can be a cheaply-made throwaway work that assumes all kids are idiots (''The Care Bears'').
*It's a pastiche of kids' shows, deriving humour from the juxtaposition of cutesy characters and childlike references with adult concepts like sexuality and alcohol. The creator keeps doing it because he/she wishes to comment on the entertainment of his/her own childhood, and people will watch it because it caters specifically to their generation. It can be a clever and affectionate caper (''Homestar Runner''), an angry but ingenious satire (''The Venture Brothers''), or an unfunny mess that relies on shock value (''Avenue Q'').
*It's a warped horror with an audience consisting of the author and a few other pieces of human rubbish. The creator keeps doing it because they personally find it titillating, but it's probably a cry for help. The author, like everybody in the audience, is a demented man-/womanchild who is stuck in that adolescent limbo, having failed to reconcile his/her adult and childish interests, so instead combines the two, not in a humourous way as above, but with dead seriousness. Hence the internet's obsession with ''Lolita''. Hence furries. Hence people who can't differentiate between cute (childlike, inspiring our compassion and parental instincts) and cute (sexy). This ranges from the awful (most fanfiction) to the incredibly awful (''Sonichu'').
Chris is the only person who could possibly enjoy his comics in anything other than a so-bad-it's-good way. He makes solipsistic references that most readers wouldn't get, indulges his own fantasies and fetishes, builds himself up, and does nothing whatever to make the comic entertaining for anyone other than himself. Since ''Sonichu'' is written with no audience in mind but its author, it's much more a "slice of the author's mind" than a professional, published work, or even an amateur work created by someone who cares about his/her viewers. Works we create entirely for our own benefit should probably not see the light of day without being edited first.

===On the individual roles of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]===
Let's note that Robbie is the youngest of the three, because Chris wishes he were younger than he is. Although in his [[Love Quest]] he limits himself to younger women, this is probably just because he heard somewhere that it's more socially acceptable. Considering that he expects his [[sweetheart]] to initiate things and then support him utterly, he certainly wants her to be ''emotionally'' older, if not literally. Note that Sonichu is derived from a Pikachu, whereas Rosechu is part-Raichu. Note also that in Robbie's infamous [[A Sonichu Day|dweeeeam]] (a fantasy existing within a fantasy), Cera saves him from some kind of nonspecific danger.

When Chris talks about how STRONG he is and how he looks like a trucker, that's his half-hearted attempt at being what he thinks society demands of a MAN. But what he really WANTS to be is a baby; an adorable, bunny-eared baby who is allowed to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|relieve himself wherever he wants]], even on lizards.

Cerah is really bland, because Chris didn't actually know much about [[Sarah Hammer]]'s personality. Like most of his female characters, she's just sort of "[[Chloe Rosechu|generic girl]]".

Christine, however, is Shiny (read: unique/speshul) and terribly vain. Who else do we know who is inordinately proud of [[Heterochromia|peculiar colouration]] and [[Autism|inherent speshulness]], [[Chris_and_fashion#Theory_of_fashion|loves staring at mirrors]], and is [[Ego|incredibly vain]]? Who else [[McIntire_Park#Chris_in_a_Council_Meeting|loves being on stage]] and considers the loss of virginity to be an unambiguously good thing? Christine, like [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], shares many traits with Chris. In fact, it's probably not a coincidence that Christine was practicing her lines in front of a mirror, Chris needed to study his appearance in a mirror, and Crystal got trapped inside a mirror. So if both Christine and Robbie are basically the same person as Chris, this says a lot of unsurprising things about how Chris envisions an ideal childhood: there'd be him, another person exactly like him, and a stand-in for someone who really was there (regardless of how she [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|actually treated him]]). I'm not sure which he'd rather bone.

===Narcissism, Chauvinism, and Incest===

It's easy to understand why Chris' work has so many incestuous undertones. It shows up in Byron's work, too. The only difference is that Byron was marginally (though only marginally) more talented than Chris. I really, really hate Byron

Anyway, in the typical, egotistical Romantic fantasy (I'm using 'fantasy' in the non-Tolkienian sense and in more of a wish fulfillment sense), we've got our egomaniacal, angsty, brooding protagonist, and we've got his Young Love, who is now dead. She's probably not too bright (or if she is, it's an informed attribute that never really comes up), and she's usually really happy and saintly and childlike and above all, innocent. She represents the protagonist's lost innocence - since most of the Romantics were [[Women's Rights|ragingly chauvinistic or misogynistic]], it's not surprising that a female character should be defined only in her relationship to the male protagonist. When she dies, it's somehow his fault and he goes on a giant angst rampage. That's basically the plot to ''Manfred'' right there.

Chris and Byron have a similiar idea of how their ideal woman should be: she's sweet and caring and nurturing and all that Jorth stuff. She's the image of classical, Pleistocene femininity. But she can't be completely universal; she has to be like this only around him. A major defining trait of the Young Love is that she's the only one who really understands him, because they've known each other their whole lives and because she's utterly devoted to Manfred, and he, too, is utterly devoted to Manfred. So all their conversations are mostly about how he needs to lighten up, see the good in people, etc. It's never about her, because she only exists for him. And he's such a narcissist that he finds this appealing: the only reason he could ever love anyone other than himself is because she's fanatically devoted to him.

Are you ready for the kicker? The twist ending of ''Manfred'' is that she (I don't even think she gets a name) was also his sister. Not only was her entire existence based on him, but she was also as genetically close to him as possible. She's a copy of him. It's worth saying that Byron was sexually involved with his own half-sister, and Manfred (like most of Byron's protagonists) is a giant Marty Stu.

So how does this relate to Chris? We know that he thrives on wish-fulfillment fantasies; he retells episodes of his own life to cast himself in a better light, he comforts himself with ideas of us as losers without lives of our own, and he creates his own dream world in [[CWCville]]. Now, CWCville is much brighter and sunnier than Byron's gloomy, thunderstormy landscape which he stole from Goth writers like Horace Walpole, but that's not the point. The point is that both of them are/were determined to be the hero, even though they are/were, in fact, horrible people.
Chris has had boners for many, many women, but the two that I consider to be the most interesting are Sarah Hammer and Crystal (sister, but daughter works just as well). I say this because there was nothing particularly strange about his crush on Megan or Ivy; sure, they motivated him to do strange and creepy things, but the attraction itself wasn't too noteworthy.

Sarah, however, was a childhood friend. Now, I hate hate ''hate'' it when, in fiction, the hero falls in love with his childhood best friend, because it's creepy and full of incestuous undertones. There will be this big deal made about [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares| childhood memories they've shared together]], most of which are the sort of memories that most of us share with our siblings. I suspect that I find incest even more disgusting than most other people do.

Anyway, back to Sarah. Chris wanted to do her even though, according to the Westermarck Effect (if you've seen a reference to it anywhere on this wiki, I probably put it there because I think more writers need to know it exists) he should probably see her as a sister figure. It's possible that they didn't really know each other that well, so maybe the Effect never took hold. However, this seems doubtful for two reasons:
*Chris lived next door to Sarah between the ages of two and ten. The first six years are the critical age for the Effect to kick in, so it had plenty of time.
*Sarah gets a Rosey avatar, and that avatar is ''Robbie's sister''. This means that she was integral enough a part of his childhood that he had to include her in Robbie's. This also means that he really could see her as both sister and lover.

When Chris was trying to get with Sarah, he really played up the childhood friends angle. He was trying to turn their childhood into Manfred's, with her as his Young Love and they reconnect and all that bullshit. There was a twist in that he was being even more self-pitying by going on about how she tricked him about Casper and always beat him in hide-and-seek. In fact, I think he was trying to turn himself into HER Young Love. Think about it: when the Young Love doesn't die and ends up living happily with the protagonist, there's a lot of guilt involved. If he doesn't marry her, then he's abandoning her, betraying her. He somehow owes it to her, by virtue of her being the first girl he met. Chris was trying a gender swap again, but it was only partial: he gave himself the whininess and the saintly victimhood of the Young Love, but, being Chris, he couldn't give up the Byronic self-obsession.

Now, I'm not saying Chris read Byron and got his ideas from him. I'm saying that Chris' mind works in a similiarly egotistic way that Byron's did. Similiar fantasies appealed to them both. Furthermore, Byron isn't the only writer to use this motif; he just took it to its logical and horrible conclusion. Chris has probably seen the Romance-With-A-Childhood-Friend in other works of fiction. Did ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' ever do this? I never saw that show. Anyway, we know that he takes everything he sees on TV at face value.

Now, I can't confirm that Chris fantasized about having sex with either Crystal, but I would still argue that he did. Probably with both. We mustn't ignore just how lovingly Chris detailed Crystal's breasts, or her alarming resemblance to the "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card, or the whole business with the Rosechu medallion.

What I think happened with the trading card is this: before Chris came up with the idea of Crystal, he drew this as a [[Lovely Weather]]-like speculation of what his eventual true love would look like. What with his incredible masturbatory ego, she naturally dressed exactly like him and probably shared his beliefs on homos, those dumb laws, and all that fun stuff. Later on, as she became more and more exactly like him, she gradually became his twin. And he saw nothing wrong with that.

Would you be surprised if Chris' ideal woman were basically him, but with breasts? Most of us want to be with people who will help us to improve and grow ([[Simonla| opposites]] [[Wild|attract]], after all), but Chris clearly wants no such thing. His ideal woman would be someone who flatters him completely by agreeing with him about everything. She's completely devoted to him, like Byron's Young Love.

As for Crystal the daughter, it's really the same issue: he wants a daughter because he wants someone raised to understand him and see his way of doing things as "normal". Once again, he's determined to be understood and to force people to accept him. While it's doubtful that Chris is an actual pedophile, I don't see it as particularly out of character for him to molest ''post''pubescent daughter. Why?

[[Sandy Rosechu]]. She's basically the same person as her mother. Now, some of this is just because Chris cares more about getting revenge on Evan than about telling a story, but he seems to see children as exact clones of their parents, not just genetically but socially. Sandy has the exact same relationship to [[Zapina]] as [[Simonla]] did. Although Chris probably wouldn't dare to show it on the page, I think that in his mind, she has the same relationship to [[Wild]] as Simonla did, too. When we look at how Wild forced her into adulthood, we really worry.

If Crystal were ever born, the moment she reached puberty, Chris would become attracted to her. He'd see a woman who looked like a (hypothetical) woman he'd banged, and who shared all of his views and agreed with him about everything, including "those dumb laws". And we've seen how well Chris behaves when he's attracted to [[Megan|someone]].

===On the potential of Sonees and Roseys===
One of the most irritating things about the [[Mailbag]] was that Chris could always respond with smugness or [[Mailbag 52|canned responses]]. And with this relative dry spell we've been having for the first half of 2010, we need something to shock Chris back into action. In past, we had three tactics, which have worked pretty well:
*A [[sweetheart]]. The idea that his comic might one day get him laid has been one of Chris' most treasured delusions since the beginning. Sadly, he's becoming increasingly wary of this one, although the video where he demonstrates his cunnilingus technique was pretty funny.
*Infringe on his identity. [[Liquid]], [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Asperchu]], that whole kerfuffle over the [[Audiobooks]], UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! ETCETERA! ETCETERA! [[Sonichu Season 2]] was meant to do that, but we haven't had much reaction from Chris yet, so maybe this one's running dry, too.
*Question his sexuality, either by suggesting he's gay (which I've never found particularly funny, because homophobia was supposed to be his thing, not ours), suggesting that he's a pedo, or by suggesting Rosechu to be a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania. This, too, has lost some of its power as he's just ignoring us a lot of the time, probably on [[Rocky]]'s advice.

All those have been fun, but to jolt Chris out of apathy and [[PS3]], we may need to try a new tactic. Either that, or we just wait for him to get mad at something trivial again, but I get impatient sometimes.

Go to [[Mailbag 54]] and read the email about Creepichu, who I believe would have been a wonderful character. Look at Chris' reaction to the thought of anything bad happening to Sonees. Even though the sender is obviously not condoning this but asking Chris to be forgiving (like in the story of Joseph), Chris ''still'' gets all screamy and horrified by the mere suggestion, a fairly rare occurrence on the Mailbag.

Look at [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|Chris' reaction]] to the rape fanart about Sonees and Roseys. You guys really hit a nerve with that. Why? Partly his standard defensive reaction to allegations of unorthodox sexual practices (whether by his characters or Chris himself, since his characters are all basically just him anyway), partly the frequent depiction of Rosechu with a wiener, but I think there was even more to it than that. Whether sexually or otherwise, when those kids are threatened in any way, Chris gets very upset.

Infrequent though their appearances are, the kids are very important to Chris. Perhaps the reason they appear so infrequently (serious, you'd think he'd have given them and [[Heather Iglesias]] a plot ripped off of ''[[Mary Poppins]]'' by now) is that they're so special he's afraid he won't do it right, or he's too lazy to put in as much care as he thinks they deserve, or maybe he wants to keep them special and avoid overuse.

I believe that if we can get his attention again, and attract it to something like ''A Very Sonichu Adventure'', we could reinvigorate Chris and maybe get him to start writing the comic again. Maybe he'd do an arc focusing on the kids, showing how their parents ''don't'' rape them, or he'd have Sonichu and the gang violently murder potential child molesters, like in ''[[wikipedia: M (1931 film)|M]]'' but without the satire (also, Chris isn't as charming as Peter Lorre). Frankly, I'd love to see more of Robbie and Co. specifically because of how vile they are. If we didn't want to read awful shit, we wouldn't be reading ''Sonichu''.

I'm probably getting over-excited, but I ''do'' think we could be on to something. And considering how much we all hate those little fuzzbags, it would be 31 flavours of fun.

===Chris-Chan the Superhero===
Whenever anyone calls Chris on his unwarranted self-importance, he always insists that he ''doesn't'' think he's perfect. And the first (and last) flaw he admits to is his autism. He does this in one of the Alec phone calls; I can't remember which, and don't feel like looking it up. In Mailbags, Chris has occasionally said that he wishes he didn't have his autism.

And yet he is unusually proud of it at other times. It's usually one of the first things about himself he brings up when meeting a new person, or on his dating site profiles.

I've got a big ugly hairy birthmark on my leg, just above the knee. I've wished I didn't have it sometimes, and I've worried that it might be socially off-putting at pool parties. It may be part of the reason I don't wear shorts much. The point is, I don't bring up this birthmark at every possible opportunity the way Chris brings up his autism. I try not to think about it, because that way I can move past it. Chris doesn't want to move past his autism. He ''is'', on some level, proud of it.

In Chris' mind, autism is like a superpower. He will gleefully use it to link himself to other famous Aspies like Leonardo da Vinci or Michelangelo Buonarroti, both of whom were only ''probably'' autistic and were ''certainly'' gay as maypoles (seriously, have you ever really looked at the Sistine Chapel ceiling?). Chris doesn't mention Nicola Tesla much, because he's probably not learned enough to know who he was. Anyway, there have been many autistic people who were extremely talented (although I maintain that Raphael and Caravaggio were better painters than Leonardo and Michelangelo). Movies like ''Rain Man'' and its impersonators have mystified the hell out of autism; all fictional autistics are mathematical geniuses, brilliant code-crackers, or just plain psychic. Note that in ''The Areas of my Expertise'', the only one who can understand the clicking language of the giant cockroaches from the movie ''Mimic'' is a small autistic child playing the spoons. That sentence probably makes no sense if you haven't read the book. So read it.

Anyway, when Chris says his autism is his one flaw, he doesn't really mean it. He sees it as a superpower that makes him smarter. It may seem counter-intuitive, then, for him to list it as a flaw, but ask yourself this: how many superheroes can you name who are unambiguously happy with their powers? There are a couple, like Human Torch or the occasional Green Lantern, but they mostly stand out in contrast. Spider-Man is always going on about how his powers are a curse. [[Jackie_e-mails#That.27s_what_she_said|Superman never made any money for saving the world from Solomon Grundy.]] The ''1602'' version of Thor worries that his powers are a danger to his immortal soul. Utterly embracing your superpowers and admitting that they're a fantastic thing is more the realm of villains: guys like Magneto, Darryl Revok, General Zod, Voldemort, Green Goblin... I could go on. These guys want to enslave us normals and take their "rightful" place as king.

Chris thinks his autism is a superpower, but he wants to act humble about it because ''he thinks he's a superhero'', and for his TV-raised mind, humility is part and parcel with heroics. Enjoy the paradox: he's pretending to be humble out of pompousness.

===Chris the Rules Lawyer===
On the [[Attraction Sign]], Chris always limited himself to women 18 and up. The only restriction on his desire to nail [[Meg Griffin]] is the fact that Seth MacFarlane has to let her turn 18 first. But he makes no attempt to hide the fact that he finds her hot ''now''. And he's gone [[Mailbag_3#In_Which_Chris_Advises_Hitler_to_Keep_His_Promises|on record]] as saying he thinks the legal age of consent should be lowered to 16.

Now, most of us would be capable of having sex with a girl (or guy, depending) who was a year or two underage. We could, but we wouldn't, because it's not appropriate. Balance of power, formative years, etc. Whereas with a 10-year old, we just plain couldn't. Ephebophilia is criminal, but it isn't necessarily perverted.

Perhaps partly due to his autism, Chris doesn't quite understand the subtle shades here. For him, everything is dichotomous: either something is legal and okay, or it's illegal and not okay. So if it became legal for him to go after 16-year olds, he'd do it in a heartbeat. It wouldn't occur to him that a lot of people would still look down on him for it, although if it did, he'd probably do it anyway.

When Chris condemned [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] for dating a girl who was below the legal age limit, I don't think that was just him being a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]] again (although his pursuit of [[Facebook_messages#Christina_Katherine_Trevillian|Christina Trevillian]] certainly was). Chris (or so he tells himself) wouldn't go after underage girls unless it was legal. Jason was doing it already, and although he was probably only 19 or so at the time and most people wouldn't have much problem with the two-year age gap, this angered Chris. Possibly out of jealousy.

What Jason and Kathleen were doing (assuming they did it at all; I'm not sure they ever even dated, much less had sex) was technically illegal (I think; I'm not sure how Tennessee does it, but up here in Canada we've got a degree of wiggle room), but most people would find it socially acceptable. What Chris wants to do would be legal under the proposed circumstances, and that makes all the difference. He's not condemning their having sex, but he's condemning their violation of those dumb laws. Even though he thinks they're dumb, he still fears and obeys them.

What Chris cares about is the law itself, and not the reasoning for it or the social implications of it.

===How the above rambling relates to the plot to ''Sonichu''===

If something is okay, then it's completely, always, forever okay. This idea is probably partly caused by the autism, and partly caused by Chris being too lazy to pay attention to the distinctions. Sonichu was sufficiently original for that school project, so he's sufficiently original for copyright. Once a girl is 18, it's entirely socially acceptable for a guy (regardless of his own age, even if he's in his 70s) to go after her. Which leads me to this next point.

Once or twice in the mailbag (I don't feel like hunting down the specific instances), somebody calls Chris on an out-of-left-field plot point or his reliance on stealing jokes from other sources, or just something strange that happened in his comic. And his reaction is - I think - very telling: another show did it at some point, so it must be okay. Therefore, ''Sonichu'' will also do it.

We all know that Chris is incapable of actually creating something, and that, like Sauron, he can only corrupt and imitate what he has already seen. This is basically an admission of that, as well as a strong indicator of why he thinks that's okay.

''[[Family Guy]]'' references other works all the time. [[Monty Python]] often did wholly unexpected, sometimes random things. ''[[Excel Saga]]'' has both of its creators as recurring characters. ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' is frequently assisted by her time-displaced daughter from the future.

All these are things Chris has done, and in his mind, if it's okay for other shows to do them, then it's okay for him. What he fails to acknowledge is:
*A joke needs setup, which Chris doesn't understand. We've discussed this plenty on the page for [[Monty Python]], and I see no need to repeat it here.
*A single trope can be used to many different purposes. For example, let's take the author avatars in ''Excel Saga''. The one of the author of the original comic (I can't remember his name; I've only seen two episodes of the show ever and I was drunk) is there just to make fun of how little the cartoon resembles the source material. The one of the creator of the cartoon is incredibly badass, yes, but he's also a spoof of the Marty Stu, and we aren't meant to take him seriously. Whereas Comic Chris is meant to be completely sympathetic and entirely, dramatically serious. There's no irony there. He's just a Stu. Therefore, people aren't annoyed that Chris is a character in his own comic, as he thinks we are; we're annoyed because of how wankingly he writes himself.
*Some tropes need effort to pull off properly. Take how easily Sonichu can defeat Mary Lee Walsh. It's true that Sonic can (just about) always beat Robotnik, but fans of the show accept that because the writers bothered to make it believable (or maybe they didn't, but let's assume they did for the sake of argument). Good writers will stretch things out to create uncertainty, so that even if you know that the hero is going to win, you still watch because part of you isn't completely sure, and the rest of you wants to see how it's done. All of the fight scenes in Sonichu are curb stomp battles fought by a boring invincible hero. There's no tension, partly because of that whole [[Chris and Reality|Toon World idea]] of his, but mostly just because Chris doesn't know why tension is interesting. All he knows is "Sonic always wins. I like Sonic. Therefore, I like characters who always win."
*Some tropes only work because of their novelty. Comedy, in particular, relies on being unexpected. In this case, ''Sonichu'' fails where others succeed specifically ''because'' they've already succeeded there. Chris doesn't understand why people get irritated with the time-traveling Crystal. After all, ''Sailor Moon'' did it, so it must be okay. The reason people get annoyed is because they already saw it on ''Sailor Moon'' and are mad at Chris for ripping it off and not even trying to hide it. Or maybe, like me, they find even ''Sailor Moon'' to be aggressively retarded, in which case, it's more an example of this next point.
*Some tropes are just stupid. Even if he sees them in another work, even a professionally-made one, he doesn't notice when they're wholly unconvincing. Perhaps fans of the show hate that episode for its use of that plot point and try to pretend it never happened. Perhaps it was just a [[Ghostbusters|terrible]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|work]] to begin with. Considering his utter denial that the ''Sonic'' games have dropped sharply in quality, it's not surprising to see that Chris likes his very favourite things without any criticism whatever (which means that he doesn't really like ''Family Guy'' and ''[[Power Rangers]]'' all that much). Chris is ripping off a failure, and he can't help but fail as well.

When it comes to story-writing, Chris is like a kid panicking while taking a test in school. He tries to read off other people's papers, and just hopes that it'll be okay..

User:GandWuser

2012-04-23T22:41:47Z

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==CWC Handwriting Analysis==
This was done with [[Chris's Letter to Blanca]] and a single book on handwriting analysis, so please bare with me.

First off, Chris’s handwriting slopes down as it goes left. This means that Chris was feeling down at the time, very much likely to the whole saga going on at the time. However, in the doodle down the bottom, his writing slopes upwards, indicating that he is feeling happy about meeting Blanca in real life. Not that that happened, but he was happy at the thought of it.

Chris’s letters vary in slant a lot of the time. According to the book I mentioned, this indicates someone who is unstable and lacks good judgment and sense. Which we all know is true about Chris.

There aren’t any margins on his writing. This usually indicates someone who doesn’t [[Autism|think about himself in a normal way in relation to everything else]].

Chris prints when he writes. Usually this means that his cursive is illegible or that he’s hiding something. The latter may be true considering Chris who he is, but I want to say it is because he spent his whole life in public school, where people are not normally taught to use cursive. I think.

Chris writes with moderately small handwriting. This is usually a sign of introversion, which should come as no surprise, considering he spends most of his time inside playing [[Video games|vidya]].

The formation of the letters in the words lack the typical signs of fast handwriting, which means Chris most likely, took his time on things when writing this.

Chris writes with a light pressure, which I find shocking due to his fail pencil holding technique. Light pressure usually symbolizes passiveness, or in some cases, physical sickness.

The upper zone of Chris’s handwriting, which means the tops of b’s and d’s and l’s and the like, are much taller compared to the height of his middle zones, which is the basic area of writing where lowercase letters like o’s and a’s are found. An overly tall upper zone usually shows that the writer lives in [[CWCville|a fantasy world]] [[Chris and reality|at the expense of reality]].

Chris’s signature size is comparable to the rest of the handwriting, relatively small. This means that he thinks he is nothing big. It has a downward slant on his first name, which ironically, considering his [[Christopher's name change|name change]] and its “sacredness”, means that he has negative feelings abvout his first name. The ends of the words are scribbles, which is a sign of efficiency and/or speed. As mentioned on the talk page, the signature lacks originality, and resembles any personal touches. The book didn't say this, but it might be a sign of unoriginality.

Finally, here is a small analysis of the doodles on the page. Chris seems to have been pretty happy when writing this, due to the drawings, picturing him dreaming of his encounter with Blanca. He drew a shining smiley face next to “B-Chan”, saying that he was happy saying it. Chris’s drawings of himself at the bottom of the page differ in two ways. The first one has a face with complete features (ears, eyes, mouth, noes), meaning completeness. The one on the right, however, is missing ears. Even if this was an attempt at drawing in [[Anime]] style, this usually symbolizes ignorance and unwillingness to listen to others (the book didn’t actually say this, but I’m going to just guess. I’m probably wrong). Finally we have the arrow-pierced hearts. This obviously symbolizes his love for Blanca. As a final note, and as noted before, the text in this area slopes upwards, showing happiness about the meeting.

My conclusion is that Chris’s handwriting is just like his personality. Really.

By the way, if any of you were wondering, the book I used for this is ‘’ Handwriting Analysis: Putting It to Work for You’’ by Andrea McNichol. I recommend, it’s pretty useful. It helped me do this, after all.

User:Bill Lumburg/Sandbox

2012-04-23T22:41:37Z

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==Article Prototype:Mary Sue==

A '''Mary Sue''' (or in its male form, '''Gary''' or '''Marty Stu''') is an informal literary term that refers to a character that contributes very little to the story, and often acts as a self-insert for the author. They are often characterized as over-idealized, flawless, and generally unlikable to most readers. Since the dawn of fan-fiction, Mary Sues have plagued fan literature by people with wish-fulfillment stories. As Sonichu is about as fan-fiction as it gets, it is loaded with many, many Mary Sues.

===[[Sonichu]]===
Originally the Mary Sue for Chris before he took over the role himself. Sonichu represented Chris back when he was still infatuated with [[Sarah Hammer]], who was represented by [[Rosechu]], and was envious of [[Wes Iseli]], represented by [[Black Sonichu]]. Sonichu returned to the role of Chris's Mary Sue when Chris was sucked into the [[Time Void]].

===[[Rosechu]]===

Ordinarily Rosechu is just a placeholder for Chris's ideal girlfriend, but sometimes she is used as his mouthpiece too. In [[Episode 17]], she represents Chris's view on [[Women's rights]] and the justification of violence when you're REALLY AND TRULY [[stress|STRESSED OUT]]. Her uploading of her own [[Rule 34]] to [[4-cent_garbage.com]] is also reminiscent of Chris doing the same to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

===[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]===

In Issue 2, Chris was elevated from the narrator of Sonichu's adventures to Superhero and main character, pretty much making the character that used to represent him obsolete. He is all-powerful, always right, and cannot be defeated, classic traits of a Mary Sue. For a while, due to backlash about trumping the comic's namesake, Chris put his character in the time void, but continued to enact his fantasies through other characters.

===[[Naitsirhc Giovanni]]===

Chris's Anti-Sue, used to represent everything he hates. It's especially evident since its his name spelled backwards. Naitsirhc became a complete opposite to Chris and the ultimate evil when he turned [[gay]]. It gives Chris a perverse sense of pride that [[lies|only he can defeat himself]].

===[[Black Sonichu]]===
Originally used to represent Wes Iseli, Chris sometimes invokes Black Sonichu's darkness to express his own fury. This is most evident with his Black Sonichu [[Medallion]]. But Sonichu or Hobo-Chan are perfectly capable of doing this themselves.

The Chaotic Combo represent individual aspects of Chris that he sees as idealized traits of himself.

===[[Wild Sonichu]]===

Chris's desire to be respected, as well as his desire to impress [[Bob|his father]].

Considering this interpretation of Wild, it may shed light on why Chris fought so hard to keep Simonla. Many suspected that he wanted to validate Wild's heterosexuality. It may have been because he didn't want to make it look like impressing his father was [[gay]], so he showed he had a girlfriend.

===[[Bubbles Rosechu]]===

Likely the gender-flipped version of Wild; Chris's desire to impress [[Snorlax|his mother]]. He usefulness as a character could potentially have been derailed when Barb told him the sub-episodes were stupid and he should stop them.

===[[Punchy Sonichu]]===

Chris's [[random-access humor|sense of humor]].

===[[Angelica Rosechu]]===

[[Chris and religion|Chris's religious beliefs]]. Granted, she's Catholic, but her beliefs are consistent with Chris's, including every last [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]].

===[[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]===

Chris's God-Mode Sue. Even he becomes obsolete when Chris has psychic powers as well.

===[[Simonla Rosechu]]===

While she exists primarily as Wild's sex toy, she expresses her desire to one day have a son named [[Reginald]]. [[Chris|Gee, I wonder where that little quip came from?]]

===[[Silvana Rosechu]]===

Originally she was the avatar for Chris's lonliness in [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. When she finally appeared in the comics, though, she had been corrupted into a hermaphroditic villain thanks to <s>[[Graduon]]</s> those damn, dirty [[trolls]].

===[[Reginald Sneasel]]===

Used to represent Chris in [[Dating Education]] when he was trapped in the time void. Reginald, like Chris, attempted to sabotage Punchy's attempts to attract [[Layla]], much like Chris's own attempts to come between [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]]. When that fails, he still finds a girlfriend in Angelica while doing absolutely nothing to work for it.

===[[Robbie]]===

Chris's avatar for his childhood. He wants to relive a time when he was young and wasn't blamed for his actions. In this case, Sonichu and Rosechu turn into idealized versions of Bob and Barbara, respectively.

===[[High School Story|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]]===

Essentially a gender-flipped version of Chris mixed with a rip-off of Carrie from the film of the same name. Basically, she outlines his anxiety about graduation, as well as his megalomania.

===See Also===

*[http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm The Universal Mary Sue Litmus test]; see how each of the Sonichu characters score in this test
*[[Twilight]], another Mary Sue novel that Chris reportedly enjoys

==Article prototype: List of Chris's Bad ideas==

Chris is his own worst enemy. Most of the trolling that happens to him is self inflicted, because he gets ''really bad ideas''. Below is a list of ideas he's had and decisions he's made that were not influenced by trolls whatsoever, proving [[White Knights|to]] [[User:Resettimole|all]] that Chris really is that sad and not just a gullible victim of a bunch of [[troll|heartless]] [[jerks]].

*Chris uploads hand-drawn [[Rule 34]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] of his own accord, including [[shecameforcwc.jpg]].
*He [[recycling|recycle]]s his [[navy]], thinking that there is a finite amount of sperm he can produce and wants to preserve as much as possible. In an email to [[PandaHalo]], he claimed that he came up with this idea all on his own.
*Chris invents [[Dating Education]] as a way to help [[autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins]] like himself get laid (see below).
*Chris assumes one automatically gets sex on the [[third date]]. He's been barely able to get past [[Emily|the first]].
*The required reading for Date ED is [[How to Talk to Girls|a book written by a nine-year-old]] intended for other nine-year-olds. Even then, Chris ignores certain parts of the book that are simply common sense to the rest of us because he's too lazy to put effort into trying to get a girlfriend.
*In fact, Chris believes he is ''owed sex'' for being friends with a girl.
*His idea of [[Women's rights]] is the right to strip in public in protest to having [[pickle]]s drawn on pictures of them.
*He created [[Attraction Sign]]s to try and get a girl to come to ''him'', while generally creeping out patrons at various stores he brings the sign to.
*He entered a troll forum under the guise of a troll and suggested they [[rape]] [[Rocky]]. Whether it was to make them look bad or if he wanted to [[Chris and Rape|do it himself]], either way it was a very, very bad idea.
*Chris thought that it was a good idea to insult [[Clyde]] by [[Twin Falling Towers|comparing him to a National tragedy]].
*He removed the wireless antenna from his [[PS3]], thinking it could stop the bug trolls planted in it and would have no adverse effects on the PS3, let alone void the warranty.
*Chris thinks porn is educational and should be [[pedofork|shown to children]].
*He believes [[Aspergers]] is stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics and any supposed link between them is [[Chris and religion|BLASPHEMOUS]].
*Upon Rocky's admittedly good advice, he attends [[Fridays After Five]] in an attempt to socialize. He ruins it by showing off his [[Muscle bra]], with the writing [[Attraction Sign|"WANT WOMEN!"]] on it. Combined with his [[Chris and Fashion|Gay Trucker look]], it has the opposite effect.
*Most of all, Chris's idea of being [[HONEST]] is giving away too much information, which includes such embarrassing details as:
**[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
**Wearing a [[muscle bra|sports bra]], including divulging the cup size (42 BUST).
**Admitting to owning a dildo and anal beads, all the while screaming that he's [[Homos|STRAIGHT!]]

=TRANSFER: Preserved on CWCki from Asperpedia=

==Sonichu's Family==
===Sonichu===
Tropes: The hero, lightning bruiser

Sonichu feels as though his whole world has come crashing down on him. His marriage is a sham, his father turns out to be a pathetic yet ruthless dictator, and the city he’s charged to protect is in utter Chaos. Everything he's ever known has been a lie perpetrated by his own creator. He must find the strength within himself to guide his friends in this new world they find themselves in.

===Rosechu===
Tropes: (faux)Action girl, the atoner, mama bear, one winged angel

Rosechu wakes up to the realization that she’s made many mistakes in her life. There’s video footage out on the internet of her stripping naked and faceraping an innocent man; her children are bickering with one another because she didn’t care for them properly, and her marriage is in deep trouble, as there was little substance between her and her husband to begin with. Tensions increase with accusations of infidelity on both sides, and finally her daughter Cerah runs away. Rosechu decides she must do the right thing and find her daughter to set things right.

===Cerah===
Tropes: Action girl, Iron woobie, Cain and Abel

Cerah grows to be embittered by her narcissistic sister Christine, who is constantly bullying her by how much of a “perfect” child she is. The constant taunts and berating from her sister, as well as the lack of parental intervention, gives her an inferiority complex. The abuse eventually becomes so great that she runs away from home, and even permanently evolves into an Incredible Lioness.

===Christine===
Tropes: The Big bad (to cerah), Cain and Abel, Narcisist

Textbook narcissist with an affinity for mirrors. She also thinks of herself as a princess right out of Arabian Nights, and dresses accordingly. Because of all the favoritism lauded on her by her parents, she evolves early into a Rosechu and rubs it in Cerah’s face. Her narcissism is derived from the claim that she is a “Shining” Rosee, which may actually be a coverup for her true parentage.

===Robbie===
Tropes:The ditz/Ralph Wiggum, Attention deficit...ooh shiny, cheerful child/keet, cute shotaro

A slow-in-the-mind who wants to pursue his own love quest. In this regard he turns to his grandfather Chris for advice, but eventually finds his help unsuitable and finds success in his own. ironically, this is due to him misinterpreting Chris's advice so that he actually does everything right when finding a girl. Also has a very irritating speech impediment, and a little slow-in-the-mind as he fails to comprehend all the problems his family is having.

==The Chaotic Combo==

===Wild===
Tropes: The atoner, the leader, my god what have I done, eldritch powers (I'm giving more uses to his vines and have him know more plant type moves)

Former leader of the Chaotic Combo. Wild tries to be a good father to Sandy, especially after losing her mother, but ever since she started to lose her sanity it hasn’t been easy. As he slowly realizes that it was his fault for forcing his daughter to kill a man, he enters a deep depression and nearly commits suicide. However, his friends intervene and help set him on the path to redemption.

===Punchy===
Tropes: the big guy, combat pragmatist, mighty glacier

EXTREMELY AZN. Disgusted by the legal immunity Sonichus possess, Punchy is the first to openly speak out against the CWCville regime. He also loses interest in his sexaholic girlfriend Layla. When Reginald rapes Layla, though, Punchy intervenes and beats Reginald into submission, but not before first alerting the police. After the incident, Punchy decides to become a vigilante, believing it takes a Chu to stop a Chu.

===Bubbles===
Tropes: crazy awesome/the ditz/cloud cockoolander, genki girl, beware the nice ones, I want my beloved to be happy (if we make it that black sonichu leaves with naitsirhc)

She may appear ditzy and airheaded, but she has a hidden reserve of intelligence that she summons when she attends law school. After witnessing both the mock trial of the Asperpedia 4 and what happened to Layla, she decides that not only will she prove she’s not a dumbass, she will also help right the wrongs of the CWCville legal system. She highly favors the Socratic method by duping her opponents with her obfuscated stupidity.

===Angelica===
Tropes: team mom, mama bear, the atoner, nightmare fetishist, Friend to all living things

Angelica has a crisis of faith when she reads The Bible for the first time, discovering such commandments as “Thou Shalt not Kill” and no sex before marriage. Realizing her previously promiscuous nature to be both sinful and hypocritical, she stops having sex with her then-boyfriend Reginald and takes a vow of chastity. She later becomes a religious leader in CWCville and helps the city transition out of the state-mandated "First Church of GodBearJesus".
(Okay that last part I added in, I have no idea what else to call Chris's religious beliefs)

===Magi-Chan===
Tropes: the lancer, the smart guy, stoic, time stand still, time travel, squishy wizard, I'm not left handed, not so above it all, bisexual/asexual

Magi-Chan discovers that he is losing control over his powers. His rampant abuse of his psychic abilities in Sonichu 10 has actually begun to physically harm himself, including his mental capabilities. Not only that, he’s losing restraint over both his power and emotions, and decides to lead a life of isolation, to be called out only when he is direly needed. Silvana frequently pesters him in his hermitage. Magi-Chan fears being corrupted by his power, but also feels guilt for his past actions wherein he abused his abilities to Psychically spy on the people of CWCville, as well as his inability to save Simonla when he was tied up trying to read Evan's and Simonchu's minds for any murder plots. (Their minds weren't blanked; they simply had no murder plot to begin with.)

==CWCville Residents==

===Sandy===
Tropes: my god what have I done, tomboy and girly girl (to zapina)

Before the destruction of the Idiot Ball, Sandy was a gleeful, carefree girl. Shortly after, though, she had reoccurring nightmares about killing Evan and Alec. Eventually she develops a phobia of drills and starts flipping out in public. Her fear is crippling to the point of violence, and may need to be institutionalized.

===Simonla===
Tropes: Dead Character

Dead at this point, but probably will appear in flashbacks pertaining to her death. We're also in conflict to her exact origin story, whether to use Chris's, Evan's, or possibly merge the two.

===Zapina===
Tropes: token loli/moe moe, Tomboy and girly girl (with Sandy)

Zapina realize she’s dressed unacceptably, especially for one her age, and dresses more modestly. She also becomes aware of Chris’s and Lolisa’s eerie glances at her. She remains good friends with Sandy, even as the latter starts to go insane from the nightmares she’s having.

===Darkbind===
Tropes: Knight in sour armor, Lawful good

RuleCWC disappeared the day the Idiot Ball was shattered; it turns out it was actually an illusion first created by an ancient demon named Zelina. He becomes extremely embittered by the loss, but decides to make the best of it by becoming a vigilante as well.

===Zelina===
In reality, she's a demon closely related to those trapped within the Cherokian Crystals. She created a Rosechu version of herself to convince Darkbind to seek out the Crystals and bring them all to her. Unfortunatly, Chris's intereference through Ultra Sonichu put a dent in her plans where, through the Idiot Ball's influence, her fake from was awoken. Once it was destroyed, however, she's free to do as she wills without Chris messing up her plans.

===Simonchu===
Tropes: Lawful neutral, canon immigrant

Though embittered by the murder of his father Evan, Simonchu goes to CWCville to try and help his niece Sandy after learning about their troubles. At first Wild is paranoid that Simonchu is still in league with Simonla’s killers, but Simonchu eventually gets Wild to see reason and allow him to help Sandy. Eventually they together learn the truth behind Simonla’s death and the part the Asperpedia 4 played.

===Jiggliami & Blanca===

Both were spies for the PVCC. Chris executed Blanca in cold blood when he discovered her secret. He imprisoned Jiggliami, who was released later as a witness against Chris during his trial.

===Dr. Bill Schwartz===

Bill the Scientist gives his insight to Wild on what happened the day Simonla died. It turns out the CWCville General Hospital has very few real doctors, mostly due Chris's inability to manage a city. He himself wasn't a M.D. at all, and so they were forced to euthanize Simonla when they couldn't save her.

===Megagi LeSkunk===

Returns to being her old butch self, probably breaks up with Bionic. Either way she doesn't stick around for long.

===Chloe===
Tropes: break the cutie (not as severe as layla though)

In memory of her deceased owner PandaHalo, Chloe becomes a firefighter. But when she starts questioning her boyfriend BlazeBob about mysterious arson incidents, he sets her on fire and slowly tortures her to death, but is saved by Punchy and Darkbind who rescue her on their first mission together.

===Wes-Li===
Tropes: Affably evil

Wes-Li is the initial suspect for Patti-Chan's disappearance, but it turns out he's got nothing to do with it.

===Jamsta===
Tropes: Totally radical, split personalities, retrux

Jamsta’s state-run radio station is falling on hard times, and he’s resorted to common thievery to stay afloat. He even has to rob record stores just to find new music now that the people of CWCville have varied tastes in music.

===Lolisa===
Tropes: lolicon, shotacon

Lolisa is a closet pedophile. Which explains why she allowed Zapina in the ‘Strip for Women’s Rights’. Aside from that, probably still the blandest Rosechu in existence.

===Layla Flaffy===
Tropes: Break the cutie

A shallow, but well-meaning, sex-obsessed Flaffy that gets raped by Reginald. Afterward she becomes very dependent on Punchy, even if the affection isn’t reciprocated. As he's home less often, and she wants to prove her love to him, she seeks out a mentor to better herself, and finds one in the Dean of the PVCC.

===Allison Amber===
Tropes: hypercompetent sidekick, bottle fairy, the straight man

Allison starts believing that she’s far better at running the city than the mayor is. In fact, the city got along just fine when Chris was in the Time Void, it didn’t get nuked at all like he claimed. After the overthrow of Chris, Allison wins the first CWCville election in a landslide victory (Running mate BILLY MAYS was tragically assassinated some time before).

==PVCC==

===Silvana===
Tropes:depraved bisexual, chaotic neutral, stalker with a crush/the foil (to magi-chan, but the stalker is not really extreme), voluntary shapeshifting

Silvana is still a hermaphrodite. She is in many respects the opposite of Magi-chan; she believes he takes himself far too seriously and berates/mocks him whenever she can. She's Jealous that Magi-Chan was appointed for 'Psychic Sexual Surveillance', a position she would have gladly abused for her own pleasure.

===Mary Lee Walsh===
Tropes: lawful good, ms. fanservice, (in)voluntary shapeshifter (voluntary post I.B), yaoi fangirl

A powerful witch in her own right, and assistant to Graduon. “Slaweel Ryam” is actually the alias of the dean of the PVCC. In reality her magic keeps her young, but puts on her older appearance so that horny male students (i.e. Chris) don’t hit on her. Mary first learned of the Idiot Ball after studying Cherokian Magic and teamed up with Graduon to destroy it. Their previous attacks on CWCville were actually raids to cover up their search for it. After their final assault on the city, Graduon was convinced it wasn’t in CWCville but suspected the Cherokian’s obsession with the moon had something to do with it. They pretended to have a falling out so that Mary could get Graduon released from the orb and buy him time to escape to the moon. Mary is later released from prison after the rebellion against Chris, but finds her relationship with Graduon strained as he shows less restraint in destroying Chris once and for all.

===Metal Sonichu/Count Graduon===
Tropes: anti-villain/anti-hero, not quite dead

Graduon is actually the leader of the Wasabi rebels that fought against the ancient Cherokian King who was captured and trapped inside his orb prison. He could only be released by the Ancestor's descendant, so in a clever ruse, Mary convinces Chris to destroy the orb while she distracted him in combat. After being released from his orb, Graduon travels to the moon, the one place they haven’t looked for the Idiot Ball. He finds the body of Metal Sonichu and takes possession of it. He discovers it is equipped with a “plot device detector” that Robotnik had previously installed (as he became Genre Savy from his own cartoon and comics) and is able to locate the magically-shielded Idiot Ball, wherein he smashes it with his fists. Graduon returns to CWCville to finish the job, but many find his actions too ruthless, as many times in the past he’s been willing to destroy CWCville just to stop Chris.

==The Miscreants==

===Jason Kendrick Howell===
Tropes: BIG BOSS. 'Nuff said.

Jason is one of the few surviving trolls living in CWCville. He feels remorse for abandoning his comrades in their hour of need and takes it upon himself to aid the survivors, eventually forming The Miscreants organization. Sonichu approaches him to plead with him into removing the footage of Rosechu faceraping him, to which he bitterly responds, “You reap what you sow”. He and his comrades eventually play a part in the eventual defeat of Chris.

===Christian "Liquid" Mercury Chandler===
Tropes: The Ace, Liquid Snake

Formerly Naitirhc, Liquid was actually an early victim of the Idiot Ball’s reality warping effects. Simply for having the same name as Chris, he was cursed into having his name backwards and being forced to be his counterpart’s enemy. At one time he tried to free himself by creating a clone named IBAChandler, but he failed miserably. He became Reldnahc when Chris accessed a special cursed that the Ancestor used on his enemies to turn them into raging hulk-like monsters. However, instead of rage, Chris felt homophobia at the time, and thus turned Naitsirhc into a homogay. The supposed gay-vaccine did nothing to reverse his condition; it was just the black medallion's destruction that caused the reversal. Freed from his enslavement, he joins The Miscreants to get his revenge on Chris.

===Black "Blake" Sonichu===
Tropes: lightning bruiser, magnificent bastard

Blake decides to reunite with his former master Naitsirhc and join him on his new escapades. He discovers that he is actually quite clever, but also very devious, much like his father, and uses this to his advantage.
I've suggested that he could be the "Vulcan Raven" character in The Miscreants, as he's far more ripped now.

==Mayoral Forces==

===Bobby "Faust" Sonichu===

A genius geneticist that eventually works for Chris. He convinces him to allow him access to all of CWCville's resources when he claims he can make an gay vaccine that actually works, as well as replace his disloyal subjects with a TRUE and LOYAL fanbase army. He starts creating mass quantities of proto-sonees (which are really just what sonees look like under the Idiot Ball's influence) as both test subjects and army conscripts. That's right. He's making babies into soldiers. Mutant babies.

===Trisha Rosechu===

Puts her complete faith in fate, allowing chance to take over her decisions. Trisha and Kitty are lesbians. Gambler's theme.

===Whisp Sonichu===

A warrior who's complete loyalty in Chris warps his perception of honor to the degree that it severely compromises his morals. Also, he practices Russian Martial Arts, a deadly fighting style that focuses on pressure points.

===Kitty Rosechu===

I forget her characterization, so I'll just put "violently insane".

===Swift Sonichu===

Manipulates gravity and is a spirit medium. Swift prefers to suppress his opponents rather than outright kill them. Has a man-crush on Magi-Chan.

===BlazeBob===
Tropes: Psycho electro/with great power comes great insanity, face heel turn, moral event horizon

Being a fire pokemon, BlazeBob develops an obsession with fire. He also changes his name from the retarded "BlazeBob" to the simpler "Blazer". Becoming a full-blown pyromaniac, he starts setting CWCville on fire and Chloe, as well. He is defeated by Punchy and Darkbind.

===Reginald Sneasel===
Tropes: complete monster/took a level in jerkass, combat pragmatist(in a negative way)

Reginald grows to be a horny devil, which frustrates him to no end that his girlfriend has stopped having sex with him. Remembering how he originally wanted to hook up with Layla, he decides to pay her a visit and ends up brutally molesting her. Like Chris, he has no concept of personal boundaries, but goes that extra step in violating them. He is stopped by Punchy and sent to prison.

===Marvey Blaziken===
Tropes: Knight Templar

District Attorney for CWCville and rival to Public Defender Bubbles. Despite his bizarre appearance, he is stern and nonsensical. He may not agree with all of Chris's arcane laws, but believes in upholding the law for the sake of order. That all comes crashing down when the legal system of CWCville itself is put into question.

===Judge Slack Lewis===

Hack judge appointed by Chris himself, Slack is largely responsible for the Kangaroo Court, though the laws he has to work with do a lot of the work for him. He thinks he can be the next Judge Judy but fails to take trials seriously, let alone conduct them appropriately. The man has no qualifications as Judge; he was appointed simply so that he could conduct Chris's show trials for him. Lewis is forcibly recused so that Chris can be tried legitimately for his crimes.

===Proto-sonees===
When the people of CWCville overthrow Chris, ancestor realizes that Chris is completely screwed without the Idiot Ball. To compensate, he takes the remaining ambient energy and gives it to Chris to use with his best talent, which is drawing. But because Chris can’t draw, the only creatures he is able to bring to life is poorly-drawn sonees and rosees, and they quickly die out after one or two weeks. Faust is working on a way to extend their lifespans and grow them into soldiers, but in the mean time disposes of the dead babies in a Mister Bucket and performs various experiments on them.
Variants:
*Sonee-rosey: a rosey that had a sonee’s skin and organs grafted on to her. She is a permanent hermaphroditic chimera used to breed more sonees as needed.
*Pumpkin freak: created with an accidental dose of CWC cola. Used in maintenance and guard duty.
*Drone: soldier class
*Berserker: similar to an Incredible Lioness, but impossible to control.
*Brumak: Massive Sonichu capable of carrying artillery.
*Undead: zombies reanimated by Patti-Chan that can withstand tons of abuse.

===Patti-Chan===
Tropes: involuntary shapeshifting, the woobie, (aiming for a) tearjerker, attack attack attack, I just want my master to be happy

With the idiot ball destroyed, Patti is revealed for what she truly is; the resurrected Zombie of Chris’s dog. Punchy and Darkbind argue amongst themselves on whether they can save their former friend or must put her down before she starts a zombie epidemic.

===Crystal Weston Chandler===
Tropes: The man behind the man, the dragon, distaff counterpart

Crystal the "dream sibling" was created by summoning ancient Cherokian magic through Chris's pixelblock Heart Wand. The Ancestor actually planned to use Crystal as a "Backup" in case Chris failed to work out for him and he needed a new descendant to work for him. Under the influence of the Idiot Ball, however, she ends up being mostly useless except saving Chris's ass during his Love Quest. Once her original programming takes over, she becomes far more violent and protective of her brother’s regime. Crystal is finally defeated by Simonchu, who’s drill attack causes her to “spiral” into oblivion.

===Christian Weston Chandler===
Tropes: The big bad, too dumb to live, villain protagonist, moral event horizon

Chris crashes into slumber around the same time the Idiot Ball is destroyed. When he wakes up, his first notable sign something’s wrong is that he’s breaking out in Acne and his hair is thinning. He starts looking more and more like Sammy until he becomes his TRUE and HONEST fatass self. He’s eventually deposed by his former slaves as his powers are stripped away.

===Leader of the Cherokian Clan===

Direct Ancestor of Chris and creator of the many Cherokian relics, including the Idiot Ball and Sonichu Crystals. He attempted to use these to control the world, but was defeated by the Wasabi clan. They could not, however, destroy the artifacts, nor prevent the soul of the Cherokian King from controlling his descendant in the distant future. He, like Chris, lacks empathy and pity and wishes to manipulate the rest of mankind, but is far more intelligent and cunning. He is frustrated by the dumbassery and childishness of Chris and has to coax him into fulfilling his plans.

Other possible characters to add later;

*Robert Simmons V a.k.a. Solidus Chris
*Jimmy Hill
*Lovely Weather
*Kel
*Yawning Squirtle
*Bionic
*Basement Rosechus

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{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. You know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}

==Furry Tendencies==

Christian Weston Chandler, [[Lie|as straight as he is]], is quite possibly a furry in denial. His [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] characters are arguably furry characters as they are examples of anthropomorphism. Also, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], to some, may be an example of a fursona. Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry is still debated, with people arguing that he doesn't participate in the furry community, and probably only draws porn of his characters because he is a creature of habit and is more used to drawing Sonichu porn than human porn. Despite not knowing what a furry is, he is very much into [[Sex|yiffing]] with many [[Trolls|furry women]], as well as drawing furry porn of his [[Rosechu|recolors]].

==His Knowledge on Furries==

In the [[Sarah Reveals Herself|conversation with Sarah May]] where she reveals herself to be a troll, she begins to ask if Chris is a furry because of his claim that he gets aroused by [[Rosechu]]. Despite that point, Chris claims he is not a furry, despite not even knowing what a furry is. Later on, [[Sarah May]] forced Chris to draw [[Silvana]] with a [[pickle]] while [[Mass Debating|Masturbating]], and a picture of Rosechu, with a [[Duck|dick]], having sex with Sonichu.

According to the conversations with [[PandaHalo|PandaHalo]], some argue that Chris only said he would have sex with a dog so he could get to Panda's sweet [[china]]. But still — dude would have sexual intercourse with a dog.

In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself with his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, they're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals. Chris, however, is a man masturbating while drawing pictures of animals having sex with each other. That ain't normal.

By the way, he has a Furcadia account! [[Honest Content|HONEST]]!{{cite}}

==Furry Porn==

Chris is known for his [[Homos|furfaggotry]], as he has used his hedgehog fursona while [[CWC Cums for a Cat|cybering]] with [[Julie]]. In the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. There have been [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|some]] [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|exceptions]], but nearly all Rule 34s he has drawn depict his characters having sex.

As if that's not enough, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|he made a website dedicated to all his furry fantasies]]!

==See Also==
 [[Chris and Sex]]
 [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
 [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]
 [[Sonichu 8]]
 [[Giant Penis Comic]]

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== Chris's bad ideas ==

For someone as thick as Chris, bad ideas are abound. Though there is speculation as where Chris finds the inspiration for these endeavors (or better yet where he rips it off from) some ideas are just so profoundly retarded that even the dumbest net citizen face palms in the face of rampant stupidity. These are some of the more well known ideas that Chris had in his head.

== Megan/ED saga ==

Prior to his discovery Chris would spent the majority of his time at the [[The GAMe PLACe]]. From there he met a young woman named [[Megan]], who was even stranger than him. During this time, Chris and Megan would spend time together talking about things that they both enjoyed (or rather what Chris was willing to copy) and generally became friends as a result.

One day however, a fellow patron named [[Mimms]] took a picture of Chris that started him on the road of becoming a lolcow. From there the shit hit the fan. After a session of [[Chris and his ego|ego searching]] on the web he discovered his ED page and like most things in his life he handled it poorly. He decided to become a one man army against the evil ED empire armed with nothing but truth and justice on his side. It didn't work out as much as he'd hope. When Chris decided to go on his crusade, he thought that the best way to combat the facts in his article is to bombard it with additional information that would be too personal for someone to know. In addition to anecdotes involving sex and telling the EDitors that "he's straight" he decided to upload rule 34 of his own comic characters. In addition to the slew of rosechu porn was a picture depicting comic Chris finger banging a Caucasian brunette while smiling like a smug bastard. The EDitors automatically assumed that the brunette in question was none other than [[Crystal]] which led some to believe that Chris wanted to bang his imaginary twin sister. Because he's not one to keep others out of the crossfire, Chris responded by stating that the girl in the picture was actually his friend Megan.

Soon after the picture was uploaded, a friend of Megan discovered the picture and told Megan about it. Megan was shocked and went to Chris with outrage as she asked him why he decided to draw the picture. At first, Chris believed that Megan was outraged due to the fact that She was asexual and probably didn't know what sex was. So he dedicated an entire E-mail to explain in candid detail what he was doing to her in the pic. After she recovered from a combination of disgust and nausea, she again asked him why he did it. He responded by basically telling her that he needed to draw the picture or else he would've probably (attempted) to rape her and told her that he'd try to take down the page as soon as possible. After several weeks of failed attacks on ED, Megan responded for one of the last time by telling him that she never wanted to see him again and told him that they couldn't be friends anymore. To this day, Megan's location is unknown and Chris lost one of the closest things he had as a friend. To make matters worse, the onslaught of information and the gallery of Rule 34 helped to increase troll interest in Chris and helped to make him one of the biggest target for trolling that most have ever seen.

''It should be noted that even though the picture ended his friendship with [[Megan]], he still decided to upload the same picture along with the rest of the rule 34 to his porn site [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] and cited its use by saying that he needed "sexy pictures for a sexy website".''

== Adam Stackhouse saga ==

Sometime before the discovery of ED and the fallout of Megan's friendship, Chris decided to enter a contest known as [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]. During the contest, Chris and several other applicants had to sing a song from the titular game series and the winner would be able to go to an all expense paid trip to Seattle for the 2007 PAX convention and two PSPs. Chris hoped that winning the contest would unlock the gates to Megan's [[china]]. So Chris got up, buckled down and...no he just half-assed the job as usual. Chris's performance could be called less than ideal as it primarily consisted of him flailing around like a fish while reading the lyrics to the song.

Rather than play fair and what for the results, Chris decided to stuff the ballot box with votes to make sure that he'd win. So after voting over 50 times and getting everyone he knew to cast their vote, Chris ended up losing the contest and getting nothing but a PSP to show for all his "hard work". He decided to combat the decision by trying to discredit the winners by trying to prove that they broke the rules even though he broke several rules by stuffing the ballot box and adding additional lyrics. For all his efforts however, he was told straight up by Megan that even if he did by some miracle won, she still wouldn't have gone with him anyway.

(''It should be noted that Chris also thought that it was necessary to tell a total stranger that he only entered the contest to get his friend to sleep with him while he was telling him why he should have won the contest.'')

== Clyde Cash saga ==

During this saga, Chris began to draw more of his comics and trolls began to eat it up as soon as they saw it. However, because Chris can't do anything as easy as draw (shitty) pages for his comic for more than a couple of minutes, his comics began to update less and less until Chris practically stopped updating all together. When this happened, many fans were upset including a young boy named [[Ryan Cash]], younger brother of Mr. [[Clyde Cash]] and a die hard fan of the comic. When Chris's updating schedule began to slow down, young Ryan soon found himself falling into a deep depression. Soon after, Young Ryan committed suicide and the Cash family would never be the same again. Immediately Clyde decided to tell Chris the horrible tragedy and awaited Chris's response to being responsible for killing his younger brother. After several days, Chris decided to create a video to apologize to the Cash family and showed how sorry he was about the death of one of his fans.

His response was less than ideal. Chris decided that it was more important to [[Chris and his Ego|marvel at his power]] to cause a young boy to commit suicide than to [[Chris and remorse|show how sorry he was for causing it]]. Needless to say, Clyde was not amused and Chris unknowingly created an enemy that would haunt him even from beyond the grave (supposedly).

After Clyde fucked up many of Chris's attempt to gain [[China]], hacked his many user accounts on various websites (including youtube and one of his sonichu websites), and sending various trolls to harass Chris IRL, Chris began to hate Clyde with more fury as the days wore on. Chris would eventually try to counter against Clyde's attacks (with no avail) and would resort to everything from death threats and curse-ye-ha-me-has. Then came the day when Clyde was rumored to have committed suicide and [[Vivian Gee|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] decided to take up Clyde's place as the head troll. After many month's of inactivity on Clyde's end, Chris deduced that his nemesis was finally gone and he would finally be able to get some peace after months of abuse (until the next troll decided to mess with Chris of course).

Months later, Chris was in the middle of the [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]. He was busy trying to steal [[Kacey]] from "that brown shirted imposter" and get into her pants when suddenly Chris heard word that Clyde was back from the dead. He decided to spend most of his time trying to battle against Clyde (AKA Gregg Mays) and silence him once and for all. Chris's attempt hinged on a particularly gay picture ([[Homos|that Chris saved and is in possession of to this day]]) that he used as a springboard to create several poor jokes. One of these was one particularly terrible one in which Chris decided to mock the 9/11 tragedy for the sake of humiliation. This video was met by moral outrage and disbelieve that Chris would actually be dumb/heartless enough to mock one of the worst terrorist attacks in US history. After deleting the video a day after it was uploaded, Chris decided to offer an apology to those that may have been offended by the video. This video offered a half-assed apology that was quickly followed by him explaining how he only used the tragedy in order to mock Clyde Cash. Not one to outdo himself in laziness and studipity, Chris then showed a picture of the twin towers its tops on fire. Needless to say, the general consensus seemed to believe that the apology was more offensive than the one before it.

The last Chris has mentioned Clyde after the Gregg mays incident was when he thought that Clyde had a hand in destroying his relationship with [[The Wallflower]]. Chris decided to display his forgiveness by pretending to beating him up before slitting Clyde's throat on camera with a pocket knife as way to warn other trolls from interfering in his love quest again.

== Love Quest ==

In the eve of trolling, Chris's motivation for life was to find a sweat heart to "make from the ground up" and one day father [[Crystal Weston Chandler]] and live happily ever after. This thought hadn't entered Chris's diminutive skull until one day in college when he was sent out of his English class for acting like a [[jerk]] by his teacher. Like many times when Chris didn't get his way, he packed up his his shit and ran out the classroom like a little bitch. When Chris waddled as far as his legs could carry him and he cried into a random bench, he realized that for the first time in his life he was totally alone. Unlike his high school years when he had his [[Barbera Chandler|mother]] and various [[gal-pals]] to comfort him in his hour of need, he realized that nobody came to help him cope with life as an [[autistic|autism]] [[virgin with rage]]. From that point on, Chris decided to look for his true and honest sweetheart and created many stupid ideas that eventually came back to bite him in the ass.

Six months after the [[Chris and English|English class]] incident, He decided to begin his love quest at the fashion square mall and began trying to try to pick up some of the [[boyfriend-free girl|sexy singles]] that frequented the mall. After being denied continuously by some of the woman, Chris began to develop [[noviophobia|a crippling fear of nonboyfriend-free girls due to the "infinitely high boyfriend factor" that seemed to prevent him from picking up a girlfriend to give him her [[china]].

After failing to find a boyfriend free girl at the mall, Chris decided to bring his love quest on campus (as well as everywhere else he went) in order to increase the chance of finding China. One day a [[Mary Lee Walsh|girl]] approached him but it wasn't as good as Chris had hoped it would be. After the dean told Chris to stop creating attraction signs, Chris had no choice but to destroy the sign and take his business else where...until he attempted it much later. After having to deal with Chris's attraction sign and subsequent "personal ads" about himself, Mary had no choice but to take Chris into her office and lecture him on why the signs wouldn't work and why he'd never find a woman to date him. After being "talked down" to for approximately an hour, Chris decided that the best way to counter Mary's harsh attitude was to "attack" her in her office. This earned him anger management courses, psychiatric therapy, and a ban from PVCC for an entire year.

Chris also took his love questing to several public outlets in hopes of attracting a woman, as always the results were less than ideal but just as retarded. Chris's method of questing for love is less of a quest and more like fishing. Chris would park his fat ass on any area where he could sit with a sign in one hand and his DS in another. Like always, the signs attracted attention...but from the wrong people. Rather than a delightful beauty with DD cup breasts and a proclivity for autistic retards, he attracted [[jerkops|several]] [[manajerks|individuals]] and earned himself several bans from several public outlets for several months.

After several bans and nothing to show for it, Chris became depressed with nothing to do in his spare time. After a moment of lucidity, Chris decided to try his luck on the internet. Like everything else in his life, this would prove to get worse before it got better.

== Sweetheart saga(s) ==

After Chris decided to try his luck on the internet, several trolls decided to take advantage of the opportunity and soon several trolls tried to draw in Chris with promises of china if (and only if) he were able to do them a few favors. One could argue that continually falling for the exact same trick over and over again is a bad idea in and of itself, but to truly appreciate how stupid this decision is, we must examine each individual idea based each individual sweetheart.

*[[Blanca]]- After talking to a "woman" named Blanca for a while, Chris decided to take several compromising photos and send his sonichu medallion to her in the mail even though it was one of his most prized possessions.

*[[Sarah Jackson]]- After talking to Sarah J. and kicking her to the curb so that he could get with [[pandahalo]], Sarah went silent only for Chris to discover that Sarah was killed in a fatal car crash. In a display of logic that would only make sense to himself, Chris decided to honor her memeory by depicting her violent death '''twice''' within his own comic.

*[[Pandahalo]]- After hearing that Clyde had raped and impregnated Pandahalo, Chris decided to tell Pandahalo that he doesn't blame her for being raped.

*[[Julie]]- Chris filmed himself having sex with a blow-up doll, driving to Ohio, and shoving pieces of his medallion up his ass for someone that he barely knew.

*[[Ivy]]- Chris decided to make several disturbing videos for Ivy to show her how much he loved her. One of these videos was the infamous recycling video.

*[[Kacey]]- After threatening her boyfriend, insulting her father, and touching her inappropriately in public, Chris decided to draw the infamous "gun comic" which depicted him shooting liquid in the legs after he'd already disarmed him. All these factors eventually led to Kacey officially "dumping" solid Chris to marry Liquid.

*[[Wallflower]]- After accidentally revealing her identity over a youtube video, Chris tried save his relationship with the wallflower by making several videos depicting himself threatening trolls with a pocket knive (that took him several minutes to open) while telling trolls to delete the wallflower's dox. After her dox was purged and the wallflower kindly told him to fuck off, Chris decided to drop her dox several times (including one instance where it was in the goddamned title) while telling her how much he needed her while explaining how expensive it was to hire a hooker. Needless to say, the wallflower never contacted him again.

*[[Jackie]]- After Jackie first contacted Chris, Jackie's only goal was for Chris to improve his life in some way so he wouldn't be a loser. As always, Chris put little to no effort into completing her wishes and eventually, this caused her to break all ties with him as well.

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User:Xentrilus/The Incredible Lioness

2012-04-23T22:41:07Z

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[[Image:TheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|I AM WOMAN, WATCH ME RAPE!!]]

'''The Incredible Lioness''' is, quite simply, [[Rosechu]]'s final form (which Chris has attempted to categorize as a [[Pokemon]] evolution). In a horrifying display, she tears off all her clothes and becomes batshit insane, threatening to maul and even face-[[Chris and sex|rape]] any man in close range. She is [[lie|absolutely not]] a [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of The Incredible Hulk.

Chris created her in an attempt to demonstrate his support for [[women's rights]].

==Sonichu 8==

In the climax of Episode 17: ''Rage Against The Garbage'', Rosechu and [[Sonichu]] travel to Floor 66+6 of [[4-cent_garbage]] to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] about the [[ED]] page. Their main concern is the [[troll]] fan art of Rosechu with a [[duck]], which Sonichu innocently interprets as a simple misunderstanding. Jason outright refuses to take down the ED page, and throws Sonichu into a wall. But this is not what triggers Rosechu's transformation, oh no. As the pair leave, having failed in their quest, Jason has the audacity to throw a [[pickle]] at Rosechu.

It strikes her, dead-center, on the back of the head. She picks it up and crushes it in a fist, as her mind fills with thoughts of violence and bizarrely ominous feminist diatribes, glorifying the creative power of the ovary. In spite of this supposed respect for the female form, Rosechu goes on to strip completely naked, exposing her breasts and vagina. (This is meant to be a children's comic, people.) At this point, she becomes The Incredible Lioness.

The Lioness leaps at Jason with murder in her red eyes. In what may be the most hideously explicit violence in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''ever'', she wraps her legs around his head, so that her [[China|vagina]] is pressed against his face. Then she tears a rip across his scalp, and bites down. In moments, Jason is near death (although dark forces keep him alive). As Rosechu reverts to standard form, she is close to fainting.

==Conception==

Episode 17 in its entirety was [[Chris]]'s backlash against the trolls and [[ED]]. Sonichu and Rosechu's motive for meeting [[Jason]] was the large amount of fan art and photoshops produced by trolls of [[Rosechu]] with a [[duck|penis]]. While it is possible (as evidenced by Rosechu's thoughts prior to the transformation) that Chris viewed these images as sacrilege against the holy God-given power of the female sex organs, it's more likely that he hated them because he hates penises in general.

Chris's warped view of womanhood combined with his mild sex obsession led him to believe that the answer to the troll art was to create more erotic images featuring Rosechu as a sex object. This carried on over to The Incredible Lioness, where Chris assumed that the rawest expression of femaleness was total nudity, as opposed to anything meaningful relating to character and instinct. As a result, Chris's attempt to portray himself as a feminist utterly failed, and in fact had the reverse effect, shedding more light on his real feelings towards women.

==The Specifics==

{{quote|The only way to even try to calm her down to revert back to her normal self is to make amends with deepest apologies, '''heavy flattery'''...|Chris, exposing TIL as the superficial woman she really is.}}

[[Chris]] goes into some detail about the Lioness on [[CWCipedia]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_The_Incredible_Lioness here], wasting a good third of the paragraph on what she does if she loses her clothes.

Supposedly, her special ability is "Rough Skin", which makes the scene of [[Jason]]'s face-raping all the more horrendous.

It should be noted that for some unfathomable reason, only the TRUE and ORIGINAL [[Rosechu]] can evolve into the Lioness or [[Vamprosa]]. Additionally, Chris details a way in which Rosechu can evolve into the Lioness ''permanently'', although he states that this is only possible in the [[Pokemon]] video game.

==See also==

*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

User:Shinji

2012-04-23T22:40:58Z

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==<s>Shinji</s> Gendo==
Gendo, a.k.a. the Uberpimp, thinking of new ways to make <s>Shinji's</s> Chris's life a living hell.
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==Stuff I might have done==
*Transcribed the long video over [[I_am_Alive|here]].
*Occasionally made witty banter over on this page, back before the Great Restore when I was known as Stotan.
*Sent an e-mail that appeared in [[Mailbag 39]] and another one in [[Mailbag 54]].

User:Dude/Egotismexamples

2012-04-23T22:40:48Z

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===Examples of Chris's Ego in the Real World===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his very sub-par work. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[Pixelated PS3|Robot Chicken's ''What Would You Do For A PS3'' Contest]] - Chris, when talking about how far he would go to get a PS3, admitted he would ''throw away the cure for autism'' for it.
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the owner, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards.
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He, then, tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He was also convinced that the main reason she was offended was that she hadn't been exposed to as much pornography as he had. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing trying to save it, then tried to speak, only to be shot down.
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house… then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when letters start talking about the fact that Autism and Asperger's are similiar, he's begun tossing them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On December 5, 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he present an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]] due to the [[Audiobooks]] she made out of his comic. He excused himself a month later and ask for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, both separated by a single dot.
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Max, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Jimmy Hill]] and [[Liquid Chris]] - While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo DaVinci and Michaelangelo]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since [[Chandler Family Tree|free-riding on someone else's talents]] is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan| Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existense. The said article turned into a circus in which [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of [[ED]] and edited out at his convenience<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan]</ref>.
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris has finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all Sysop's effort. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses professional psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - As mentioned above, Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a national holiday; a "Second Day of Love" for [[Chris and his Ego#Christian Love Day|no valid reason whatsoever]].

==Chris's ego in the [[Comic]]==

''See also'': [[Sub-Episodes]]

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] sees ''Sonichu'' taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2''). and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self indulging fantasies that are described below:

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as CWCVille. The city's major currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as CWC Cola. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of fail.
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, just because she thought Chris <s>being jealous of her</s> was sweet. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essential tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into <s>a furfag</s> [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister [[Rita]]. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceed with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for <s>autism</s> homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egoistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the [[4-cent_garbage]] HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is legendary) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really.
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy. ]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) Asexuality are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday. |[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since he "feels" like a holiday to him (neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday). He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag_Day_in_Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]]. This is notable for being both a minor, yet notable holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

[[Chris and Religion|Interesting to note]] is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his "blood" to "save" the population of the Earth from "damnation". [[Chris and his Ego|Chris is a narcissist]]. Big surprise.

User:Briscoe/Chris and Reliability

2012-04-23T22:40:36Z

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[[Image:SchuComic9.jpg|thumb|The only thing Chris was mildly reliable on]]

[[Chris]] is easily one of the most unreliable people on the internet, if not ever.

===This is a list of things that Chris promised, but not delivered on:===

*The first, and quite possibly the most notable, it Chris's inability to keep his [[Sonichu comic]] up to any regular scedule. However, towards the end of [[2009]] Chris did start to give out daily updates on [[Sonichu 9]]. He eventually did fail, and missed a few days. Which is odd, because Chris is [[Monthly tugboat|unemployed]], [[Virgin with Rage|single]], and [[14 Branchland Court|lives at home]] with his [[Barb|pare]][[Bob|nts]].

*Chris told [[Kacey]] that he exercises daily; he claimed that he would run around his neighborhood, and asserted to [[Father Call|her father]] that he could run five miles. Both claims turned out to be [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|bullshit]] (Do you see a pattern?). When in actuality, the only exercise Chris gets (in his mind at least) is playing [[Guitar Hero]] while standing. (c.f. [[Chris and Health]], [[Sonichu's Edge]], [[11042009 51 50]])

*Despite claims of "[[Honest Content|honesty]] and loyalty", Chris has cheated on him numerous [[sweethearts|e-girlfriends]]. Troll or not, Chris thought they were real, and still found it ok to cheat on them with [[Vanessa Hudgens|other women]] over the internet. The times that Chris has a new "sweetheart" seem to overlap. In fact, during the [[Liquid|Liquid Saga]], when Chris was trying to win [[Kacey|Kacey's]] [[China|love]], he tried to prove his loyalty by making her a [[Little Big Planet]] [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|level]], but as it turns out, the level had already been made for [[Julie|another girl]]!

*During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he proclaimed that he had gone to Redmond, Washington to see Reggie Fils-Aimé to work out a game deal. When in actuality he never went to Redmond, and it was really trolls merely pretending to be both designers.

*He asserts that he is able to lift 50 lbs (22.7 kg) and can do [[30 Push-Ups]]. When he can merely just lift some soda cans and hump the floor.

*Both jobs that Chris has had, he got fired from, having only worked two months in his life, Chris continues to tell trolls to "Get a job".

*Chris is incredibly unreliable with his, and his parents, money, to the point where he put him and his family in debt. All of it spent on video games and fast food.

===However===

===TL;DR===
Chris is about as reliable as a home-made rollercoaster.

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User:Spandam-sama

2012-04-23T22:40:27Z

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[[Image:Spandam-sama.jpg|thumb|right|No way did Chris just do that!]]

A drawfag who likes ''One Piece'' and is absolutely fascinated by our manchild VIRGIN WITH RAEG. Slowly devising a plan to troll Chris. Has a lot of epileptic trees-type theories about ''Sonichu'', and is also the #1 fan of the [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]. Also, is actually female (can you believe it?). Favorite characters: Naitsirhc before he turned straight again (seriously, that was a horrible move on Chris' part) and Reginald Sneasel (he's hilarious, ''guise''). A big fan of the Asperpedia Comix.

Will write more here if I ever think up more to write. (Oh, and my troll pseudonym is Mike Pandamus, by the way.)

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== Gallery of CWC-Related Drawings, Demotivators, etc. ==
<center><gallery>
Image:AutismFightDemotivator.jpg
Image:NaitsirhcSurpriseButtsex.png
Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|Actually spent time on this one, but never finished.
Image:Shittingducknipples.PNG
Image:SonichuasCWC.png
Image:SpandamBreak.JPG|A dipshit from one fandom drawn as [[Chris|one]] from another.
</gallery></center>

== Other people's fanart that is made of WIN ==
<center><gallery>
Image:325504 - Chris-chan clyde cash.jpg
Image:Bob the Lumberjack.jpg
Image:Cestnepas.jpg
Image:CherokeeChris.jpg
Image:Cwcanatomy.JPG
Image:CWCVille Rogues Gallery.png
Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg
Image:Jürgenchu.jpg
Image:LadiesLoveLiquid.jpg
Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png
Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg
Image:Slurp2.jpg
Image:Sonijew.png|I don't care what any of you Jews say. This is hilarious.
Image:SWEETHEARTS.jpeg
Image:Tard Rage.png
Image:Walshchan.JPG
Image:What Chris thinks he looks like.png
</gallery></center>

To everyone who made these: you guys are awesome. I love you.

== Misc. ==
{{quote|
"The doctor claimed that he was arrested because he refused to obey the orders from his superiors. He was to conduct artificial insemination of Oriental women by the sperm of male gorillas. The experiments were conducted in the medical department of the Soviet forced labor camps. The doctor claimed that a race of ape men was created. They were extremely strong and covered with fur, worked tirelessly in the salt mines, and grew larger than the humans—but they could not reproduce."

I think one of them lives in Virginia.|[[User:MightyJoeStalin|My boyfriend]], after reading a passage unwittingly describing Chris-chan}}

[[Image:IanChanSonichu.png|center]]

User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic Sweepstakes

2012-04-23T22:40:17Z

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The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in [[1990s#1993|1993]] to promote the first [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon, the syndicated ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' (not the more serious [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|Saturday morning show]]).

The contest's grand prize—a $1,000 video game shopping spree—was awarded to two lucky winners, one of whom happened to be [[Chris]]. This [[semen|seminal]] event marks both the high point of Chris's life and the first hint of his future decline into the manchild we know and troll today. The segment below was from [[Charlottesville]] NBC affiiate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]].

Ever since winning the Sweepstakes, Chris has entered [[Pixelated_PS3|every]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|contest]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|he]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|can]], expecting to win through the sheer power of his [[autism]].

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes
| image = {{#ev:youtube|yGlFUf9ZEcM}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 1993
| Maker = NBC's WVIR
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Television.png]] Television; [[Image:Video_games.png]] [[Video games]]
| previous = n/a
| next = [[Song of Christian]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===

'''Anchorwoman''': Well, we've got a little more for ya, including what Sonic the Hedgehog means to a very special [[Charlottesville]] boy. And the significance goes ''way'' beyond the [[List of Chris's lies|high score]] and [[List of videos|videos]].

[''one clip cuts out and another begins'']

'''Anchorwoman''': Finally, tonight, Sonic the Hedgehog is running [[Wild Sonichu|''wildly'']] in [[Chris's_homes#Cloverleaf_Lakes_Apartments|the Chandler household]] this weekend. 12-year-old Christian Chandler of Charlottesville was the winner in [[monthly tugboat|a video game shopping spree]]. Christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive [[Chris and money|''$1,000'']] worth of Sega games and equipment. For his parents, it’s just another example of how well he's doing. Christian is a high-functioning autistic child. This past fall, [[stress|of his own initiative]], he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character.

'''Chris''': It had to do was exactly… watch Sonic the Hedgehog… uh, ''cartoon''… an—and [[speech impediment|risten]] to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it… and writin’ it down for [[Time Void|a whole week]]. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman''': And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then… ''move onto another!''

'''Co-anchor''': [[Lie|Unbelievable…]]

'''Anchorwoman''': I can't master any of ’em! That's it for ''now'', and it’s just… comin’ up on the NBA basketball game at 5:30. It’s not 6:30; it’s 5:30. We'll see you back here at 11:00. Thanks for watching.

'''Co-anchor''': Good night.

'''[[Niggo|Black]] anchorman''': Buh-bye.

[''one clip cuts out and another begins'']

'''Anchorwoman''': —winners nationally to receive ''$1,000'' worth of Sega video games and equipment. Christian ''is'' autistic, but his entering the contest completely of his own accord was a sign to his parents of how well he is getting along.

'''Chris''': It had to do was exactly… watch Sonic the Hedgehog… uh, ''cartoon''… an—and risten to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it… and writin’ it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman''': And Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for the boy to master one of the electronic games before he moves onto another one.

==See also==

*[[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown]]
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]

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User:Hayate666/narcissism

2012-04-23T22:40:06Z

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{{essay}}
==More than autism==
Chris has shown serious retarded behaviour during the course of his life. He claims to have been diagnosed with [[autism|HFA]] (which even isn't an official diagnose yet), which would explain a lot of his socially awkward behaviour. Yet he shows such a disturbed view of the world around him that even other autistic people wonder just what the fuck is wrong with him. There just has to be more to it than autism. Narcissistic Personality Disorder or simply narcissism is an obvious choice.

A personality disorder is an enduring pattern of inner experience and behaviour that deviates markedly from the expectation of the individual's culture, is pervasive and inflexible, has an onset in adolescence or early adulthood, is stable over time, and leads to distress or impairment. People with narcissism show a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behaviour), need for admiration, and lack of empathy. According to the DSM-IV TR the disorder begins by early adulthood and is indicated by at least five of the following:

* ''' An exaggerated sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements).'''

First one of the list and we've already struck gold. We're talking about a manchild that thinks drawing a shitty comic every 6 months entitles him to his own [[True and Loyal fanbase|personal army]]. He has shown this behaviour at other times in his life, such as at his graduation from [[Manchester_High_School|high school]] where he wanted to receive an art award for his beautiful artwork and was shocked to see it go to other, more talented people. Chris also believes he can give solid advice on [[Dating_education|dating]], [[Chris and sex|sex]] and [[Women's_rights|women in general]]. We all know how far that's gotten him.

* ''' Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.'''

[[Love quest|His sweetheart to build from the ground up as a holy quest given to him by God himself]]. Chris believes himself to be better at designing games than [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] himself as Chris is the creator of Sonichu. His life is so special, it warrants its own [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|game]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|movie]]. His [[Sonichu_(comic)|"artwork"]] is often laced with reworkings of actual events to play out in his favor.

* ''' Believes he is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions).'''

Chris believing he is "special"? As an autistic he refuses to associate with or at least date other autistic people. Just look at his list of requirements for a [[sweetheart]] and see how far he is aiming above his worth.

* ''' Requires excessive admiration.'''[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|right|The infamous comment and some of the reactions that it sparked]]

Chris searches [[Youtube]] to find videos about himself. He once commented on a video for some girl who named herself Chris-chan, thinking he was the only one in the world who could be the subject of a Youtube video for Chris-chan. When Christian found out he was featured on G4 [[For_G4s_Web_Soup|in a segment on stupid YouTube videos]], he posted a new video inviting all women enticed by his [[I_Got_A_Fish|idiotic spasming]] to check him out.

* ''' Has a sense of entitlement.'''
Chris doesn't just try to garner praise and attention, he feels that he's entitled to it and flips out every time he doesn't receive the praise he believes to deserve. Just look at his [[Manchester_High_School|graduation]] and the infamous [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]]. His behaviour towards [[Wes_Iseli|perceived rivals in love]], and [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|responsible]] [[Bagget|working]] [[Jerkops|adults]] who try to put a stop to his idiocy shows he feels entitled to behave like as a superior being to whom simple rules of civil behaviour don't apply.

* ''' Selfishly takes advantage of others to achieve his own ends.'''

Just a short list of victims: [[Cole Smithey]], [[Megan]] and [[Emily]]

* ''' Lacks empathy.'''

He may lack empathy because he's autistic. It's mentioned here again because we may never know the real cause. Just look [[Chris_and_death|here]] for examples.

* ''' Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him'''

His attitude towards other men as having taken [[Attraction_Sign|"ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS AND LEFT NONE FOR ME!!!"]] shows a lot more envy than most human beings should ever show towards anything. Another proof of his envy was the personal hate that he aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]], the winner of the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]]. Chris also rationalizes his jealousy of men as what he calls [[Noviophobia]], a "fear" that any woman he talks to might have a boyfriend.

* ''' Shows arrogant, haughty, patronizing, or contemptuous behaviours or attitudes'''

Again lots of examples are possible, yet for this you only need two words. [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|"STAY STRAIGHT"]]

==See also==
* [http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/traits.html NPD traits discussed]

User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic Sweepstakes2

2012-04-23T22:39:57Z

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<div style="float:right;">{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes
| image = [[Image:SonicSweepstakesThumb.jpg]]
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 1993
| Maker = NBC's WVIR
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Television.png]] Television; [[Image:Video_games.png]] [[Video games]]
| previous = n/a
| next = [[Song of Christian]]
}}</div>
The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in [[1990s#1993|1993]] to promote the first [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon, the syndicated ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' (not the more serious [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|Saturday morning show]]).

The contest's grand prize—a $1,000 video game shopping spree—was awarded to two lucky winners, one of whom happened to be [[Chris]]. This [[semen|seminal]] event marks both the high point of Chris's life and the first hint of his future decline into the manchild we know and troll today. The segment below was from [[Charlottesville]] NBC affiiate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]].

Ever since winning the Sweepstakes, Chris has entered [[Pixelated_PS3|every]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|contest]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|he]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|can]], expecting to win through the sheer power of his [[autism]].

==Video==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|yGlFUf9ZEcM}}</center>

===Transcript===

'''Anchorwoman''': Well, we've got a little more for ya, including what Sonic the Hedgehog means to a very special [[Charlottesville]] boy. And the significance goes ''way'' beyond the [[List of Chris's lies|high score]] and [[List of videos|videos]].

[''one clip cuts out and another begins'']

'''Anchorwoman''': Finally, tonight, Sonic the Hedgehog is running [[Wild Sonichu|''wildly'']] in [[Chris's_homes#Cloverleaf_Lakes_Apartments|the Chandler household]] this weekend. 12-year-old Christian Chandler of Charlottesville was the winner in [[monthly tugboat|a video game shopping spree]]. Christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive [[Chris and money|''$1,000'']] worth of Sega games and equipment. For his parents, it’s just another example of how well he's doing. Christian is a high-functioning autistic child. This past fall, [[stress|of his own initiative]], he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character.

'''Chris''': It had to do was exactly… watch Sonic the Hedgehog… uh, ''cartoon''… an—and [[speech impediment|risten]] to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it… and writin’ it down for [[Time Void|a whole week]]. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman''': And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then… ''move onto another!''

'''Co-anchor''': [[Lie|Unbelievable…]]

'''Anchorwoman''': I can't master any of ’em! That's it for ''now'', and it’s just… comin’ up on the NBA basketball game at 5:30. It’s not 6:30; it’s 5:30. We'll see you back here at 11:00. Thanks for watching.

'''Co-anchor''': Good night.

'''[[Niggo|Black]] anchorman''': Buh-bye.

[''one clip cuts out and another begins'']

'''Anchorwoman''': —winners nationally to receive ''$1,000'' worth of Sega video games and equipment. Christian ''is'' autistic, but his entering the contest completely of his own accord was a sign to his parents of how well he is getting along.

'''Chris''': It had to do was exactly… watch Sonic the Hedgehog… uh, ''cartoon''… an—and risten to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it… and writin’ it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman''': And Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for the boy to master one of the electronic games before he moves onto another one.

==See also==

*[[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown]]
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call

2012-04-23T22:38:56Z

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== Proposed speedy deletion ==
To be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with this being here, but not for the reasons you think. While technically Virginia allows for recording calls with the consent of one party (i.e. the party that's recording), I think Rocky might be bothered by a private call being here. Unlike Chris, she most likely has an IQ greater than that of a brick and would be bothered by the invasion of her privacy and that sort of thing. Secondly, why do we have to have the entire conversation here? That's what irks me sometimes, people think we need to mirror and host everything connected with Chris. I don't think so, I think we should just cite the audio file and that's sufficient as opposed to having an entire article about the call with a full transcript. Thirdly, I think this would set a dangerous precedent, as I'd rather not see people harass people connected to Chris for content. These people, unlike Chris, probably do mind if a stranger calls them, talks about their acquaintance with Chris, however nebulous, and then posts their private call for the entire Internet to see.

I realize that this provides valuable information but I'd rather see this information obtained through other means, such as public records or that sort of thing.

If we are to keep it, I'd recommend wikifying the transcript and categorizing the call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:40, 11 December 2011 (PST)

:Champ is good people and I agree with him. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:59, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Thirded, really. God damn. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 07:13, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Nah fuck Rocky. She isn't some innocent person who got caught up in this Chris business like the Wallflower, she's been interfering with our work since day 1 and manipulating the Chandlers since time immemorial. IMO she deserves to be fucked with a lil' bit. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 13:33, 12 December 2011 (PST)

** I felt the same way Champ, until I listened to the call and realized that Rocky isn't as "innocent" in this as she seems. I mean really. She tells this caller that she needs some ID or some consent from the lawyer before she talks...and then instead of hanging up like a good person would, she continues to <s>gab</s>talk about Chris anyway. I agree that this information would have been better collected another way...and that everyone who has dealings with Chris don't necessarily need to be trolled too to get information about Chris. I guess what I'm saying is this: This doesn't need it's own page, but I believe it should be noted in the Rocky Shoemaker article that there is audio of a call between a troll pretending to be a doctor and her and that she gave some information about the Chandler's living condition. And then a link to the audio file could be given. This whole transcript isn't necessary; is it really all that shocking that the Chandler house is a filthy, invested, mess? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:30, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*** The infestation had everything to do with the topic of meeting at Christian's house and wasn't "gabbing". -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:45, 11 December 2011 (PST)
**I agree with Champ. When push come to shove, Rocky got more resources and smarts than Chris. Having the contents of that call here might irks her. I agree with adding some snippets of the calls in a form of "Rocky said..."and let the whole audio as a reference out of the CWCki. Yes, no shit is too small but we need to think about any liability that can come from this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 09:16, 11 December 2011 (PST)

***No liability would come from it, we're documenting something that was obtained from someone else, so CWCKI can't get in trouble for hosting it, same as FOX news can't get in trouble for reporting on something, even if they obtained the information from someone that stole it, unless they told the person to steal it. But I feel that this should only be reference to in the Rocky article with a link to the call, people involved with Chris don't need to be troubled by trolls.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:21, 11 December 2011 (PST)

I honestly think that since, as [[Champthom]] pointed out in his post, that since Virginia is a one-party state, there are no legal repercussions to posting the full (or contents of) the transcript of the conversation online. As to the issue of whether or not the full transcript should be posted, I'm in favor of moving the transcript to a different article and setting aside this article for posting and bolding the relevant parts of the conversation and posting information about the consequences of this new information.--[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 12:27, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Having the transcript here is important to have, but shouldn't be used as much. This definitely needs to have relevant information listed here, and wikifyed. As for Rocky realizing it's all on here, it's her own fault for gabbing with a troll. I don't think this can really be deleted, it does present some important info, I just think it needs to be cleaned up, and most of it's information posted where it needs to go. Basically, if you get rid of this article, where are you going to link the new info to? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:54, 11 December 2011 (PST)

**Having said that, I'm not sure what the qualifier for "Not supposed to be here yet" Means. I mean, if this was part of someone's trolling plan, then they should have had the sense not to make it publicly available. If someone ruined their own trolling plan because they leaked this stuff, again, that's their own fault, and I don't think the CwCki should have to delete an article to preserve trolling plans. Of course, if an admin or whoever feels it is important enough to delete, I'm sure that it will happen anyways. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:57, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*** Not that it's relevant (as this guy already finished with what he was doing), but while the CWCki doesn't *have* to do anything, us being bitchy and saying "you fucked up so now we're going to ruin your trolling plans" would be counterproductive. Chronicling the information *right now* is less important than producing content.
:: "where are you going to link the new info to?" If this is asking what I think it's asking, not having content here for a while longer just means those analyses and links have to wait a few days. It's not really problematic. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*I mostly agree, except that while I as a person wouldn't bother trying to harass people that Know Chris for information, I don't see anyway to really prevent trolls from doing that. I suppose by removing this it gives a point that we wouldn't post information obtained from harassing people that know Chris. This would of course, require deleting all the prank calls that involve Barb and Bob. In the end, this is a conversation that does involve Chris and the Chandler Household, and thus it should be back. Now if this was different and say, a Troll trying and failing to talk to Rocky, then yes I would support deleting this. But in the end, the call did produce info about Chris, and it should be around on here. Perhaps Rocky will learn to not gab especially after she already told the Doctor she needed dox. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)
:I've still not seen a compelling reason not to take this down for now - ya'll got a couple of hours or I'm taking it down. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:37, 11 December 2011 (PST)
::If Chris hasn't yet seen it, and learns of this because of it being on the CWCki, it might lead him to respond to deny/deflect the statements made about the house, Bob, etc. [[User:tugboatz|tugboatz]] 13:29, 11 December 2011 (PST)
:: I think it's important to keep this information available. Perhaps we don't need an entire page for it (especially because bringing Rocky's wrath upon us isn't wise, regardless of her actual abilities) but for those who don't visit the forums or /cwc/ this is still interesting Chris-related info. Maybe put a synopsis under a new header on Rocky's page, sans transcript and audio file? Then, if anybody desperately NEEDS To hear it, they can go dig it up elsewhere. Thoughts? -- [[User:AK27|AK27]] 14:31, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*I'm not agreeing with the whole "gabbing" defense as a means to keep this up. Fooling a little old church lady (who has likely been struggling with the same Chandler issues as many White Knights before her...promotion of hygiene, socialization, more hygiene) into thinking she's chatting with a legitimate doctor, (Easily done to an American when you add an English accent by the way. Just ask anyone who likes Hugh Grant movies.) and winding up finding out that a house full of garbage and old food has bugs in it may be noteworthy. That doesn't mean she's a gossip, nor does it necessarily need dedicated page. Just one Lurkers opinion. <3 --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 14:32, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Don't take this down. I listened to the call and I found it to have some interesting info. There's no liability, as far as I can tell. And having the transcript up somewhere easily accessible is useful. I have no life, so I have plenty of time to listen to calls. But some people don't always feel like sitting through calls and want to read transcripts. Also being able to search for snippets is useful. I'm taking off the deletion template. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:52, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Not to lawyer up, but one party consent gets really sticky when the second party is out of state or the conversation could be deemed "private" like Champ first mentioned. I gasped and cackled like any other heartless freak mind you, but this could very well be slightly mildly illegal sort of kind of. A little. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:09, 11 December 2011 (PST)
:Published on the public domain. Whattheygonnado? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:20, 11 December 2011 (PST)
:Thing is, we have a lot of calls like this. We have lots of calls with the Chandlers and all sorts of people. Like prank calls and shit. They very well might be illegal. They're either all illegal or none of them are illegal. I'm not a lawyer. I kinda don't care right now because I don't think anyone is going to complain about people publishing prank calls on the internet. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:35, 11 December 2011 (PST)

* ''CWC Wiki, where no shit is too minor''...except when there's more than a manchild involved. Seriously, if we're supposed to document everything that happens in Christian's life, why shouldn't we keep the call? We've already got plenty of calls like this, and it's been clearly stated that there can't be any legal trouble. Of course, Rocky's privacy will be a little diminished, but not more than it already has been thanks to the forums and PVCC. As you can see in the call, she's already getting calls from trolls who are just trying too hard. I think the call should stay, if we take it down, why wouldn't we do the same with all other calls, and Rocky-related content? Also, I don't get why people get so much troll's remorse because of Rocky. Does nobody remember that she's the one who told Chris that he doesn't need therapy? Way to go. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 03:21, 12 December 2011 (PST)
:You're not the first to drag up our slogan in to discussions recently. But here's the thing - it's actually a very good thing that we have discussions about new material like this. It's part of what makes a wiki good - people having different views, ideas and opinions which help to shape the content of the wiki. I made my post about wanting to bring forward the deletion in order to hasten the arguments of others so we didn't ponder for too long on the issue of deletion - at that point it seems some very good arguments had been made for deletion and not many against, and that means if it warranted deletion, it warranted a far quicker close to the discussion.
:Yes we have prank calls on the CWCki already, but that's more of a maintenance of status quo rather than a concerted effort to keep them here. Similar to the fail article, people can't make up their mind one way or another. I didn't want this article to be the same and the debate to stagnate. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:14, 12 December 2011 (PST)
::So, to make a brief resume: we got some new, important content about Christian in the form of a phone call like many others (other calls that the CWC Wiki still hosts or mirrors), but it'll be deleted because some people feel uneasy about having it here. I can't see the logic behind all this. I think that some people are just scared about this call bringing legal trouble to the CWC Wiki (it's still a perfectly legal and valid call), and fearing that Rocky's privacy will be violated (I still don't know how, since the call doesn't reveal any personal information about Rocky). By the way, I'd like to know which are those "very good arguments". Cheers. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 11:19, 12 December 2011 (PST)
::Well it won't be deleted as we resolved not to delete it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:07, 12 December 2011 (PST)

== Sectioning off the call ==

Perhaps we should split up the transcript, i.e. like the father call, where some sections highlight what is going on in the call?

Thoughts anyone? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 15:16, 12 December 2011 (PST)
:That call is broken up because it's over 2 hours long. This one isn't even 20 minutes. This is something people can listen to easily in one sitting, so I don't think adding sections would be helpful. On the other hand, the only effect I can see it having is breaking the concentration of people who are reading while listening. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 15:26, 12 December 2011 (PST)

*Well I meant obviously it wouldn't have as many sections, I just meant the possibility of splitting some of it up. Is there some sort of guideline to when it's a good idea vs when it isn't? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 02:55, 13 December 2011 (PST)
::Sections in transcripts are more of a sometimes-necessary evil than anything else. If people aren't having trouble navigating the call as-is, there's no real advantage to breaking it apart. As far as I'm aware, nobody's complained about this call being hard to follow. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 04:13, 13 December 2011 (PST)

:::I had no problem following the call while reading over my gf's shoulder as she read through too. And usually that's harder to do than reading at your own pace. Also it didn't take long at all. I'd say it doesn't need sections. [[User:BubonicTheHedgehog|BubonicTheHedgehog]] 11:33, 13 December 2011 (PST)

::::What an amazing and incredibly valuable fact for the CWCki. The call won't be split up, I guess that's the end of it. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 14:28, 13 December 2011 (PST)

==Proposed page 'infestation'==
Seems that an infestation is an important fact that may (if more details arise) warrant its own page. WOuld love to get some information on who is doing the fumigation and mayby cantact them afterwards to see if any more info could be had [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:32, 14 December 2011 (PST)
*there isn't really enough information for a whole page, I doubt, and the only other time I think that the subject of insects in Chris's house was addressed is [[Kacey Call 15]]. Not much to write about... [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 09:37, 14 December 2011 (PST)
** agreed, maybe a stub. I would be prety sure that its bedbugs considering lumberjack was covered with bites. We could extrapolate enough information to create a stub i think. Im going to search the wiki for any other mentions. Maybe not enough now i think there will eventually be enough to warant it. I just really think that words like "bugs" and "infestation" should at least have a home on the wiki .. EDIT also [[Jackie E-mails 16]][[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:49, 14 December 2011 (PST)
There is [[house]]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 02:40, 16 December 2011 (PST)

CWCki:General/Archive 2

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Anonybot: Robot: Unlinking "Fail"

== Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? ==
For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

== Image purge project ==
According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
*Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
:::No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::::I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== Overlooked interview? ==

A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...]], the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*This is the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], that video is just a mirror. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 15:05, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris and diligence article? ==

Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
** Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing. Though with how lazy he is, the article would probably grow to be almost as large as the article on sex. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:04, 15 September 2010 (EST)

== My response to the site administrator. ==

Just a few days ago, a member of our forums decided to claim that we were involved in attacks on your wiki. We were notified by the administrator of your site on a locked topic supposedly thanking us for our actions placed on PSPownsYou (or PBML) and also requested action on another supposed participant named Level1isbest. I just want to point out that we have no intention of harming your site and that the involved parties are a bunch of fucking trolls, but then again every person on Newgrounds does it for the lulz, not including school shootings (Jeff Weise). Sorry for any inconvienence. [[User:Tateos|Tateos]] 16:25, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris and Morality Page==

Though his morality has been mentioned on several other pages, I think it would be best to have one page dedicated to his morality, or lack there-of, and where it comes from, mainly his ego. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:07, 15 September 2010 (EST)
: Frankly, if it's coming from his ego, it should be mentioned on the [[ego]] page. This is, however, unless there's enough to justify a major Chris and page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:37, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
:: I don't really think Chris's morality needs its own page, as it would end up being a documentation of all the times he's been a horrible person (huge list), and all of the reasons behind it (troll speculation). These issues are already covered rather in depth on Chris's own page, the White Knighting page, the pages on Chris's Lies, Things Chris Has Ripped Off, Women's Rights, Homos etc. I feel a page purely about what a bad person he is is redundant (and self-evident besides). [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:46, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== so i did some spring cleaning today. ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6 - and then i realized it was autumn. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:44, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:Does the great Clyde wish for these to be uploaded to their appropriate articles? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:49, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

::No, I want them to stay in this link forever and never be posted on the CWCki. Ever. EVER. This is the reason why I posted on the CWCki, to ensure that would happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

I was doing some spring cleaning too, little cuz! I was going through my emails and then suddenly i stumbled upon this pic of CWC that WallFlower gave to me awhile back! As The Ancient Hawaiians used to say: A clean coconut is a clean soul. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7886/cwcinkilt.jpg [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:58, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:lol at the Marge Simpson poster - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:23, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

== Tugboat icon I made for Donations ==

[[File:Tugboat_donate_icon.png]] Enjoy!
[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 13:31, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
*Include your CWCki username with your donation and you'll receive a SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION user box for your page and you'll receive a "si a pretty cool guy" quote from yours truly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:23, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

So hey, I wanted to donate some shinies but my PayPal only gives out my dox rather than my CWCki username. I'll set up a new PayPal account in a bit. Gmail's the best way to go about it, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

== Faithfulness ==
Is there an article on Chris and his faithfulness to his "sweethearts", cause I was just skimming through Sonichu 10 where he claims Blanca is his true and honest sweetheart, but he's married in the future to Lovely Weather and slept with her, not to mention Meg? And that's probably not the only example one could think of. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:31, 29 September 2010 (EST)
*Just about every Sweetheart article showcases how unfaithful Chris is.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:32, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== getting rid of the fan works section ==
it's just a drag on our servers. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:if anyone wants to argue against deleting the fan works section, speak up now plz. hurry! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:32, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
::If it'll keep away the server errors then tear it down, burn the remains, and salt the earth. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:::The section is bullshit that should have been killed months ago. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 19:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
Wasn't there plans for a wiki dedicated to fanworks? Whatever happened to that? For that matter, why is the fanworks section still up at all? Cogsdev wanted it trimmed several months ago.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 00:41, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:http://789chan.org/cxc/ [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:12, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Can you give us an idea for an exact date for the deletion? I'd like to go through and save everything. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:22, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:I'll save it all in a zip file. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:24, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

There's hardly anything left that's worth keeping. I say go for it.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:44, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:Dunno guys, [[Fan:Choose Your Own Adventure|this for example]] is ace and I'll miss it. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:59, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::If there's anything worth keeping it's that, [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]], and [[Fan:Asperchu|the Asperchu fan page]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 17:09, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

In that case, move the Mailbag References page out of the Fan category. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:56, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

:As I mentioned on the fan discussion (In case nobody read it) It would be an affront to not have any backups of the stories here. I finished up my story (Silent CWCville) so save the stories, redistribute them throughout the internet. And tell me where they'll be moved. Thanks. --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

If it's going to be saved and taken elsewhere, I say nuke it.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 21:15, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Just do it! people can use /cwc/ to post their creepy fantasies --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 06:31, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah,if you're gonna save it I'm all up for the deletion. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 13:03, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

Everything has been saved on the cwcki spec forums by the admin there so away this section goes. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:04, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
Blow it up --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:23, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

==Posting Kacey's Encounters with Chris==
Does anyone else feel that we should make a page with [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 Kacey's encounters with Chris] here? I mean, we reference it enough, and I think it's causing some confusion. Unless, of course, you feel that showing that Kacey was trolling him would be more confusing. [[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 12:20, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:That information is unsubstantiated. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::Oh, true, I just wanted to ask. [[user:melainia|Melainia]] 12:53, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:I'm not so sure...Some of the information sounds feasable, And if I recall correctly during one of their final chats Kacey mentioned an IRL encounter with him. But at the moment I don't want for us to take any risks...Is it possible we can get a confirmation from Liquid? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:56, 6 October 2010 (EST)
::I do remember the sniffing incident being mentioned during the Father Call, and Chris did admit to touching her a lot. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 1:00, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:::liquid doesn't give a shit about this anymore. just let sleeping dogs lie with him. just forget about this stuff, we'll get the real story one day. maybe. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

==Need CWC E-Mail==

I'm looking to pull the wool over good ol' CWC's eyes via The 4Hoursemen project (details will be revealed later) but if it goes out the way i plan lulz will ensue but for these things to fall into play i need some way to talk to him.Would his youtube account work or will he not even respond on that? [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:07, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*Sign your posts. It's just four ~'s.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 16:40, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*It's damn near impossible to get into contact with Chris. You'd have an easier time picking fly shit out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*CWCki really isn't the place to launch trolling and if you can't find Chris's e-mail, then you probably shouldn't be trolling him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:17, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

*Oh i've found his e-mail but the fat bastard wont respond to me.Maybe i should find a diffrent approach... [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:28, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

==Mental Stability==

So how's the mental stability on cristian?In his latest videos he seems a little more crazy then befor.

Sign your posts and take this to the speculation page.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== List of Appearances ==

[[User:General Rock|General Rock]] suggested that we have an article compiling all of the places where Chris has doodled Sonichu where it was totally unnecessary. From that drawing on the snow to his [[resume]], I'm sure we can come up with an exhaustive list. Thoughts? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 19:00, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*He's 'fixated' on Sonichu; it happens with autistic people pretty often. [[User:BlueSpork|the infamous Blue Spork]] 00:39, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

== New template ==

{{Template:Cosplay videos}}

Did I forget something? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:39, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

I think Chris dressing in a kilt and pretending to be Scottish counts as cosplay. I can't remember the exact video. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:24, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

* Nevermind. Found it. [[Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!]] [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:45, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ==

I was just re-watching some of the audiobooks, and came to an obvious but hilarious conclusion; our fearless leader has no clue how many people there are on earth (or is too [[Slow_in_the_mind]] to understand high school level math).

As I am a new user (Hi btw), and my Wiki skills are sub-par at best, I figured I'd prostrate myself before the CWCki masters before I made a n00b-ish page.

Here is a short greatest-hits list of Chris' math fails:

-In Episode 14 he (speaking through one of his characters) mentioned he sometimes detests 99.9999999999996% of the worldwide male population, not including himself and 'those within the margin of error.'

That means that he (and those unnamed males) make up 4.0x10^-13 of the male population, and since he included himself that means that there must be at least 2.5 trillion other males for him to despise.

Not only is this number 24x the total number of humans to have ever lived, but it isn't even the entire human population according to Chris! Going by the CIA World Factbook, the Male/Female ratio is currently about 1.01. Therefore there are at least 4.975 trillion people on earth.

[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=+reciprocal4.0x10^-13]
[https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html]

-He has claimed that he has an IQ over 300; using the standard deviations of the Stanford-Binet tests (15 from a mean of 100), that would put him in at over 12.5 standard deviations; less than one in 2 Decillion people. That is not a typo. 2 Decillion is a real number, and it looks like this

2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Wechsler IQ test gives an even scarier result; 13.333 standard deviations, or one in one hundred undecillion. In longhand that looks like this

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx]
[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12.5+standard+deviations+from+the+mean]

Maybe I'm wrong, but in my humble opinion fail is rarely as pure and as concentrated as a self-declared genius who thinks that there are more people alive on earth then there are stars in our galaxy*.

*~300 Billion by WolframAlpha's count

--[[User:Concerned Citizen|Concerned Citizen]] 20:08, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*One, we have a forum dedicated to wild speculation and stuff, it's linked to in the NOT A FORUM template. Two, Chris wasn't thinking mathematically when he wrote 99.99999999996%, he just added extra 9's onto it until he felt like he'd made his point. Three, he just picked a high number because he understood that high IQ=smart guy. Chris doesn't think about things beyond the surface.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:13, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

*Although I agree Chris is an idiot and that he sucks at math, and although I agree that if we saw into his mind there would be enough content for an article, he's only demonstrated his math skillz once or twice. As of the moment, it really isn't article-worthy. Trust me, if there were enough content for it, I would be the first to support it. Still, drafting a page for it [[User:Concerned Citizen/Math|somewhere]] might be useful should more evidence of his inability come up. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

== Animation/short template ==

Do you think we can use a template for all the Lego/pen/paper shorts that Chris has made? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:11, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris comparisons ==

Is there potential for comparisons of Chris and various famous/infamous retards? See [[User:Kwon/Chris and Martin Bryant: A Comparison|the comparison of Chris and Martin Bryant on my user page]] for an example of what I mean. The format doesn't have to be the same. --[[User:Kwon|Kwon]] 01:01, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

the cwcki isn't meant for that purpose. besides, chris is chris. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 01:09, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

k. Fair enough. --[[User:Kwon|Kwon]] 01:10, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

== for logs and shit. Should there be a section for: Highlights? ==
Some people just don't have the patience to read all the logs. (see bluespike despite me actually editing them)

Or e-mails. Granted, some exchanges are so golden that they don't need a highlights section because they are all highlights but there have been some pretty boring things. I dunno. Maybe just for Bluespike because they are so long and unwieldy. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 09:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

: Highlights section sounds like a good idea. I've sort of wished something like that existed for [[Mailbag]], at least to give some sort of summary of what kind of stuff we could learn from there. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:03, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

== The Chris and... articles need a complete overhaul (Next project to improve) ==
I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. I would do this myself, but I'm just going to get angry and destroy CWCki (again). This should be the next project to improve. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:33, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
:Not to bring your wrath upon me but I would ask: What specifically do you wish to see changed? Perhaps with a format to go off of we can accomplish what you seek. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
: I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. oh and stick to facts only. There's a limit to how much stuff you can extrapolate from the actions that chris blahs out of his blahhole. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:52, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
: For those looking for areas that need the most attention, start with older videos (Ivy Saga and earlier are good places to go). Remove bullshit like "This video shows how much Chris fails at life" or "this video is one of the creepiest/worst/laziest videos Chris has ever made", and especially fuckery like "Chris was probably forced to make this because his parents yelled at him and he was hearing voices." Keep it all to a brief overview and objective as possible, with supporting facts where applicable. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 14:33, 4 November 2010 (PDT)
:Can unecessary bullshit digressions be removed as well? A lot of times people add explanations of what exactly Chris did wrong where it's either 1)obvious or 2) shit no one cares about. Here is an example of what I mean "
Chris tries to translate Clyde Cash's name into Spanish, failing miserably. As you don't translate names, but if one did, it would be Dinero, not "Cashez", and the last name would still go last. Also, "de(l) ___" suffixes tend to be titles and honorifics. Thus, if names were to be translated, Clyde may be Claudio Dinero del Oro, lit: "Clyde Cash of the Gold." --[[User:Svek|Švek]] 08:27, 5 November 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, delete shit like that. There's no need to point out every time Chris fails and how he failed. We all know when and why. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 09:36, 8 November 2010 (PST)

== Donation drive ==

We need money for hosting and whatnot ([[User:Clydec|Clyde]] can explain it in details for people who care about technical shit). Donating will get you a '''SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION''' user box (design to be announced). Donating $20 or more gets you another special edition userbox AND your very own "si a very cool guy" quote by yours truly. Donate early, donate often. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:18, 4 November 2010 (PDT)

== This showed up on my doorstep ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p I dunno the origin -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:16, 5 November 2010 (PDT)
http://www.mediafire.com/?mzqbcbh007abn88 oh this too. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:31, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

== J.J. articles ==

<s>So now, as the Jackie e-mails have revealed, the identity of JenkinsJinkies is out in the open. Should we make the appropriate articles and/or edits, now? I'm thinking of posting and re-transcribing the introduction video, as well as the history of the (disappointingly brief yet fruitful) saga.</s> --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 17:11, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
:Go ahead as long as Clyde doesn't object. --[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 17:31, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
::The edits have been deleted. Looks like JJ is still on our side.  ;) --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:57, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

== Many, MANY artricles need an update ==

So much new material was revealed this summer and fall. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:17, 8 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:Main Page/Archive 2

2012-04-23T22:38:36Z

Anonybot: Robot: Unlinking "Fail"

""Wait, what?"" - I read the changes to Chris' blog- girlfriend?! What do we think folks- a troll, or entirely fictional? I'm inclined to go with the latter, since every time Chris even so much as has a woman not completely blow him off he is screaming it from the rooftops. Should we ask him in the mailbag if this is finally the end of his Love Quest? Is this Lovely Weather, or Chloe? So many questions! -- Ronichu (the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu/Sonichu hybrid character, do not steal!)

Mailbag 41 is up. Also, there are now a glorious Asperchu-related YouTube video embedded on the top half of the page. Nice one!

== Categorizing videos based on Saga, Performance style, and Subject matter?==
Is it possible to add those features to the [[List of Videos|List of Videos]] page? Or would that prove too much of a clusterfuck, as it would make the page extraordinarily long?

== New Article of the now/discussion page cleanup ==
The article of the now hasn't changed in awhile. May I choose a new one? Also, can someone clean up this discussion page? '''These topics are OLD and should be deleted:''' Lock this page Someone with move rights... 25 Days without an outrage my ass! 

== Lock this page ==
I think it is about time that this page is locked so only admins can edit it.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

*Seconded. Very seconded. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 19:01, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*To be fair, the reason why it's unlocked is because in my opinion, I know that I'm proned to fucking shit up when I tinker with the front page and people might actually want to add something neat to the front page. I understand the concern due to recent vandalism, so if others users feel this way, then the front page will be locked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Is it possible to change the new user creation so it requires admin approval? That'd make it harder for faggots to simply sign up and vandalize the place, you could make them go through the IRC channel or something. Of course, that goes against the idea of a wiki being open to editing, but there's not really a nice way of stopping vandalism. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:27, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
:*CWCki, as I see it, strives to be open and people should be encouraged to edit it. Going into IRC shouldn't really be a prerequisite of CWCki. Some people don't like IRC and that's fine. Frankly, we're not really in a position to restrict users. As cogs said, she's working on installing an extension which will can easily spot vandalism and reverse it instantly since Cogs, myself, and Clyde can't monitor CWCki every single second. There's some really neat stuff bots can do with MediaWiki in respect to vandalism. But anyways, any wiki is subject to vandalism, but we learn to handle it and hopefully an extensions and maybe an anti-vandalism patrol will help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*well, it's only one person, and the vandalism is fairly regular. i think granting some users anti-vandalism powers and possibly installing an extension will do. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 19:43, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

== Someone with move rights... ==

...plz move Main Page/Archive 1 to [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1]]. What happens in Talk: should stay in Talk:, and people who (for example) whack [[Special:Random]] should be spared from these ramblings =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Good point, sometimes I miss small details like that D:. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

Chris has uploaded pages 84[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P84.jpg] and 85[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P85.jpg] Someone with rights update kthnxbai [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 00:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

== Streamlining ==

There are a few modifications that I think the front page really needs. Namely, there needs to be an area that links to all the general areas most important to understanding Chris, such as the comics, the videos, the troll sagas, the CWCisms, etc. I recommend replacing the links in the "CWC Canon" with this. Do we really need a direct link to [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:00, 1 December 2009 (CET)
*The thing is, those are texts directly written by Chris himself. It's like, the direct word of Chris while everything else is merely commentary. Personally, I think Chris's Wikipedia page is like the perfect introduction to hear how fucked up Chris is from Chris himself for those who are uninitiated. However, I think it might be handy to have like a "Essentials" box of key articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== 25 Days Without an Outage, My Ass! ==

That is all. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:24, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated ==

The CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated so it says thatChris answered the letters in Mailbag 24. Also, it probably should say he fell for a tranny.
:...Then update it.
:Also, sign your posts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:: Done with care and just for you, dear Anonymous!!! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:22, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:::And that is why Griffintown is a better person than me--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)

== Suggestions for video of the now ==
Idk if this is a good place to do this, tell me if it is or not, I'm kinda new to this wiki, and wiki's in general, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxdvUwhg7jg Christian Weston Chandler CWC Sonichu's confession] [[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:15, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Link fixed. Meh, seems long and tedious. I couldn't get through it. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:42, 3 January 2010 (CET)
:*It's pretty lulzy at the end. --[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 07:06, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Another suggestion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bvd0XIMZU--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*This was already the video of the now around 30 December or so. Also in the future, please go [[:Template talk:Video of the now|here]] to suggest videos for the Video of the now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*found this thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHtpVY3lhQ&feature=related just suggesting ,[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:10, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Missed Comic days==
Should we really count the days that the CWCipedia was down against him? He couldn't upload pages, yet the situation was his damn fault anyway. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:11, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I think we should include that as missed comic days. It's not like he uploaded extra comics to make up for it. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was thinking of maybe adding an asterisk next to the missing page count with note mentioning the outage time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==what the fuck?==
www.sonichu.com now redirects to some stupid shit about asperchu or something. isn't www.sonichu.com supposed to redirect to here?--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 19:24, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (forgot to sign when i originally posted, sorry)
*Okay, two things. First of all, it's probably for the best. It'll help keep Chris from finding the site (if he hasn't already, that is, in the case that he has then at least he won't be able to find it anymore since the URL change) and also because Chris will be pissed if he finds out. He despises Asperchu, and the thought that it's growing bigger than Sonichu and is using him to garner popularity will probably make him tard rage. Second of all, sign your fucking posts. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It really doesn't fucking matter if Chris finds CWCki or not, he probably doesn't give a shit and won't believe it. Second of all, everyone loves Asperchu, and Alec Benson Leary is doing to the Sonichu comics what Liquid did for Chris's videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I thought the Sonichu.com redirect was fucking brilliant. Prove to Chris that Alec Benson Leary is better than him in every possible way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Chris already knows about the CWCki. He blanked the front page once whining about it and was promptly banned. [[User:Evang|Evang]] 06:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::I thought that was a white knight.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:39, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::Wasn't chris. Chris probably looked at this and thought UGH TOO MANY WORDS and quit. but yeah asperchu is the next big thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::That's the story I have heard. He said the proverbial TL;DR and left. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:59, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Actually Griffintwon, you're thinking of the story of when Chris found /cwc/. He couldn't even attempt to post the because there were "too many words" and the page's background hurt his eyes. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Okay==

Why the fuck isn't the main page protected? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*What the fuck was with the whole "Chris-chan is dead guiz, srsly" on the front page? [[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 21:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*1) because people, in theory, should be allowed to improve the main page, 2) we're getting pretty good at stopping vandalism in the race occurrences it happens. Also, to address NasuGrave, I imagine this is some faggot who thinks LULZ ROFLMAO in saying that Chris is dead and giving credit to his shitty troll persona no one gives a shit about. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Cchandlersonichu]] here you are champ. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***[[User:Gutcruncher]]. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Gutcruncher looks safe, but we'll keep an eye all new accounts for a while. Good night and good luck, all --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
I just blocked a user called "Therealccwc" out of the CWCki. I guess our vandal is out in the cold. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:39, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
== Front page vandalized. ==

Does this happen often? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*No. This faggotry is a rare occurrence. Just bear with it. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*Yeah, I thought so. Well, It's all fixed up anyways. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 06:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Page protection===

I strongly avoid second guessing my fellow admins but I feel that Clyde may have reacted too strongly to the current vandalism. In theory, I think if someone wants to edit the front page, they should be allowed to do so, as people could genuinely have valid contributions. I'm protecting it for two weeks so the current vandals will probably get it's a bad idea to vandalize the CWCki by that time. 
I think that front page vandalism is a rare occurrence, the last time this happened was back in October and we've been fine since then so I personally disagree with permanently protecting the front page (after all, we're not CWCipedia :3). However, if people want to talk about permanently protecting the page, let's open the discussion and I will be glad to permanently protect the page if this truly reflects the needs and wishes of the CWCki community. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*Huh, turns out I can block new users from editing pages. I'll consult Cogs to see what constitutes a "new" user because if that's the case, I think our best option would just to block new users from editing the main page which pretty much rules out vandals.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**no you're stupid champ, no one has edited the front page to make it contain anything useful besides you [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:46, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
::*NO U. Also, you did :p. And in theory, someone could make things look cooler in ways neither you nor I could. Anyways, since I know when to pick my battles, if you have an idea for the front page, post it on this talk page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirts==
[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] has been doing some good work on Chris's [[Chris and Fashion|shirts]], and I noticed there is some white space (well, green space) on the main page, so here's a quick little shirt tracker if anybody's interested! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
{{Shirt of the Now
|file= Christshirt4.png
|name = Advice Dog
|date = 12 [[January 2010]]
|counter = three}}

* Yes, please. It would be interesting (in a horrifying sense, of course) to know how long his shirts have been marinating in his bodily odors and fluids before he finally decides to change his clothes a week later.--[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 14:40, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag 41 ==

It's up already, Chris is probably going to go fucking crazy since every single one is either criticizing him or praising Asperchu. I bet he deletes 3/4's of it. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 01:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Hardlinks to Old CWCki==
[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&namespace=0 Check it out]

The only hardlinks left are ones that originate in '''Template:Christory''' pages for dates that haven't been added yet. If somebody wants to be a TRUE hero, they should start going through those templates for hardlink instances and fixing them. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 02:18, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== Spanish ==

I wanna translate the pages to spanish .. how Where edit this...{{unsigned|hematofilo}}
*For now, if you really want to translate pages to Spanish, I'd make subpages in the time being until we could work out a Spanish namespace. For instance, put your translation for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] to [[Christian Weston Chandler/Spanish]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:49, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
*What. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:12, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

==Quote of the Now request==
"How old do you think I am? [[Lie|I am not an immature child]]; I am 27 years old." From [[Mailbag 45]]. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 01:15, 27 January 2010 (UTC) 
"I have already donated a healthy sum into the funds that have exceeded $57 million." Even better. Apparently he doesn't need his monthly tugboat after all! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 21:21, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

People, if it's a decent quote, you're welcome to update [[:Template:Quote of the now|the template]] yourself. If it sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. By the way JM, I think he's not saying he's donated $57 million, just that he's donated to a fund that has raised this much. Poor wording, yes, but not totally fail wording. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Thanks, didn't realize it was a template. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 21:55, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

:*And neither did I. Also, cheers Champthom, it really is bad wording, and I was doubting Chris-chan would make even ''that'' big a lie. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 00:58, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

== Front page templates ==

So this page isn't clogged up with "Hay, [x] should have [y]", here are links to front page templates:
*[[Template:Picture of the now]]
*[[Template:Video of the now]]
*[[Template:Quote of the now]]

Article of the now is protected, but feel free to suggest articles on the [[Template talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

If your suggestion sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Removing the outage thing ==

If there's no outage by the end of the month, I'm going to delete the outage counter from the header. It's served us well but since we have a new server, I don't think outages will be a problem anymore. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:12, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Chris has discovered this Wiki ==

Is that good or bad? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:42, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

*Depends. Do you like to be attacked in YouTube videos? If so, then it's a good thing. CWCki is just the latest in a long line of things Chris blames for his life other than himself. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

:*This talk page should be used to discuss the improvement of the main page. Talk about CWCki goes in [[CWCki:Community Portal|here]]. I've started a discussion [[CWCki:Community_Portal#So_Chris_has_discovered_the_CWCki_.28finally.29|here]] to discuss this topic.

::It very well could start into a saga but good sagas are never planned. I plan on making a video to defend the honor of the CWCki and we'll see where it goes from there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Countdown to TROUBLE? ==

What do you all think of getting a timer on the front page that counts down to midnight EST tonight? And maybe after midnight passes, and we haven't all been eaten by the ghost of Patti, a timer that counts how overdue the TROUBLE is? (Or did he mean midnight of Thursday/Friday? Dammit, even his precision is imprecise!) --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 18:06, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*He just postponed it to the 31st, but I could put something like that in the CWCipedia Tracker. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

In about 24 hours the deadline will be up. Chris will hopefully put up another "TAKE DOWN THAT SITE!" video, not like he can do much else. Of course we may want to keep tabs on the pages in question just in case Chris decides to edit them himself. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:39, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*I'm pretty sure the relevant articles are locked to editing. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I think the plan is to document and revert any edits Chris might make. He does have a major tendency to blab information when he doesn't mean to, and that plays right into our hands. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*I have to agree. Trouble? This is Tarditude delivered to our doorsteps! Besides, I have yet to see Chris's personal army attempting something against the CWCki. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Main threat, IMHO, is white knights and other faggots who want to give into Chris's demands to get Chris's attention for various reasons, or just to troll us all. In any case, pages are locked.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:23, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

== Replace CWCipedia Tracker with PSTripple Tracker ==

I think it would be more active than the CWCipedia tracker for sure... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Heh. One way or the other, yeah, the CWCipedia tracker has just about outlived its usefulness. I dunno if "Chris got four more trophies in Heavy Rain today" is really main page-worthy, but there might be something that could occupy the space more effectively now. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* We can go with that. At the same time, go ahead and keep the CWCipedia tracker around just in case he (*GASP*) ''decides to update!'' Pfft. Should turn it into an Asperchu tracker.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Whatever he does after CWCipedia, we can convert it into that. Until then, a PS3 tracker is probably more useful... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* First, let's wait for confirmation that Chris dumping CWCipedia. There's a remote chance he'll actually come back. Until then, let's keep it around. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah- he's actually fighting to revert. I'm impressed with him. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*Are the changes to the CWCipedia saved somehow? A timeline could be made with those dates.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
**Looks like he's still updating it from time to time. Also, where can I find the PS3 tracker?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:19, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
***It was no surprise that his recent announcement that he was leaving the internet forever was a total lie. We all knew he wouldn't stay off the internet for long. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:13, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
* lol —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 20:14, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== I just noticed... ==

There are still a few items on the Cwcipedia main page that Chris hasn't removed/noticed. The "Did you know..." section under the Twitter feed reads things like:

* ...that Christian Weston Chandler is still looking for a joy-boy?
* ...that Rosechu is a shallow character who cheats on Sonichu with Magi-chan?
* ...that Christian Weston Chandler likes it rough from men with hairy bums?
* ...that Christian Weston Chandler drinks semen?

How long does anyone think it'll take for him to notice that his own site is mocking him?

-- [[Aldrasio]]

:I don't know, Aldrasio. I just don't know. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 01:04, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

== new chris vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyUey1YLbb8&feature=player_embedded# I dunno how to ad it
* I did it. It's all set up for someone to TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:04, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I just noticed that Chris changes the catogories on his youtube videos,selecting comedy for certain ones, to non profits & activism on others and so on. Should this be included in the CWCki video descriptions ? -- [[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]]

== CWCipedia has a problem ==

The site is experiencing technical difficulties. It seems like it's been like that all day. Is it worth adding to the tracker?

--[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 00:57, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

:It's just 110 MB going down again. But sure, why not.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:07, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== We're back. ==

After a 2 day outage, the CWCki has returned. Enjoy. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:05, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

I dunno what you're talking about; I never had an issue accessing the site. Pics or didn't happen. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:06, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:Some people got their IPs blocked for unintended spamming requests. This message is for those people. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:07, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

==Daily comic update tally: number of days delivered?==

Being that Chris promised to update every day and not just to produce like 365.25 or whatever pages a year, it might be interesting to tally up the number of days he actually delivered along with the number of days he missed. I don't have the authority to edit the front page, but as of today it's like 43. Out of 187. Which is like 23%. Which is [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:485-CWCsF.JPG an F]. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:51, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Technically it's slightly better than that, as he stopped that policy in like February. I'm pretty sure he still would have failed on a normal grading scale, though. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 23:37, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Right, that. I'm confused. There were only 103 days from 14 November 2009 to 24 February 2010 and as of this writing the tracker says that the count ended on 24/2/09 ''and'' that he's missed 146, but that number's consistent with a count continuing for the 189 days completed from 14/11/09 to today. Should that be redacted and finalized somehow? I mean, everyone knew he wasn't going to do what he said he'd do, but it's interesting to see the final statistics. All I did to calculate his percentage was subtract the stated days missed from the total number of days and then divide by the total number of days times 100%, but I guess I don't know what the number of days missed was on 24 February. If he consistently hasn't updated the comic for the 88 days since 24/2/10, I guess it would be 43 / 103 * 100% ≈ 42%, which is, I dunno, an F+ I guess. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 18:35, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

==Flipnote Hatena Tracker==

Since almost every recent Chris update has been on Flipnote Hatena, I was thinking that perhaps we should create a template to be used exclusively to list his contributions to that site, much like the old CWCipedia tracker. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:44, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:Agreed. Mostly because of his lulzy Comments--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Sim salla bin! So shall it be written, so shall it be done [[:Template:Flipnote Studio Tracker|here]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:45, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

So how long do we wait before taking this off the front page? It's not entirely unlikely that Chris will try to get back on the site.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== New User, looking to help ==
I have been following Chris for years, can't get enough of him. I was elated when I discovered this site and wanted to help any way that I can. Where would the help be most appreciated? --[[User:KidneyStone|KidneyStone]] 18:22, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:* I'd recommend that you hang around the IRC channel and talk with the other people there, make yourselves known. Talk to the higher ups, see if there's anything they need. I'd also recommend you do a little bit of transcription and edit articles, people notice that kinda stuff and it's sorely needed. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:33, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

I cant imagine there is anyone else in the world who has had their life so vastly documented and anaylized. its quite amazing really --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 08:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)

== Sonichu in PCzone ==

In the gaming magazine's "Fight Club" Section ( Page 116 ) you can see a screenshot of Counter strike players beside a Sonichu spray. Chris has infected Valve , Perhaps?

Problem - No scanner. Can someone else get a picture? ( Has to be Britfag since pczone only sells there.)

:Pics or it didn't happen. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:45, 23 August 2010 (PDT)

== Feature request: PDF ala Wikipedia ==

As I find this wiki to be an enjoyable read on the go, I'd love a PDF copy of select pages (or, well, all of them).

There's a MediaWiki extention that can do this - you "collect" pages you'd like and you can turn them into a pretty nifty little PDF book suitable for printing (ie, through PediaPress). [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Books/Frequently_Asked_Questions#Can_I_use_the_book_tool_with_my_MediaWiki_installation.3F]

Any ideas/thoughts? [[User:Dragonfli|Dragonfli]] 17:52, 23 August 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:Policy

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For discussion of CWCki policy and rules.

== everything i say is important so it goes on top also purging the CWCki ==

I'm honestly tired of the resources being used on the CWCki for stupid bullshit like talk pages and user pages and fan works and speculation and etc. I'm sick of both the time spent on that and the ACTUAL resources. I've been trying to solve this god damn internal 500 server error and I'm fairly sure it has to do with the large amount of stupid pages and stupid edits that have been made over the years (this is sad, YEARS)

So stop spending time on the CWCki doing bullshit like making shitty templates denoted you are a cool guy or making a stupid sonichu troll art that's really neat and all and start working on actual stupid bullshit like mumble chats or something. at least that'll entertain more people than all this other shit people have been doing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:48, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

== Purging histories. ==

At some point, I think we will need to purge the histories of high-edit count articles. I know that's against wiki standards, but I'm up to solving this 500 internal server error once and for all. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:48, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

== Fan Works policy ==

right now there aren't really any rules regards what can and cannot go in the fan namespace. this is because i trusted users to judge for themselves whether or not their work belonged on the cwcki. so, let's get its purpose straight: fan works was meant to be PVCC's troll productions subforum, but public. it is not, however, a mirror site incase deviantart goes down. i feel that some individuals are forgetting that this is a wiki about CWC. now, it's quite tricky to say what can and cannot be hosted here. there are very few examples of things being uploaded that are completely unrelated to chris or sonichu. however, i will try my best to clarify what is appropriate.

'''Examples of good fanworks:'''
* A drawing of CWC saying DYKES DYKES CHINA being placed into the "CWC's Second Message" article
* An "artist's depiction" of something we have no pictures of but how it may have looked, i.e. Chris in the mall with his attraction sign, Chris using his "red string of fate", Chris's IRL confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh, [[Fapcup]], etc
* Comics what are actually funny

'''Examples of bad fanworks:'''
* A Sonichu comic depicting how you think Sonichu should have been
* Shitty recolored Sonichu and Rosechu "original characters"
* Your shitty fursona with a Sonichu tail shoved up its ass

to summarise, i think the distinction lies in whether or not it is actually related to ''chris''. there are lots of things related to sonichu, many of which include chris, but are actually disconnected from chris's antics themselves. i don't think these are appropriate for this wiki, and i see their numbers increasing(although i would like to refrain from naming names).

please discuss any changes or clarifications that you wish made, however i would like to implement these new rules by the end of the week. if a user feels their own uploads were, in light of these policy changes, in error then they can remove them now to save the jerkops the trouble of removing them later.

PEACE, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:59, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, could we see just what works are and are not on the chopping block? Just so we can see where we stand on this. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:54, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* i guess it might be useful to have a template for that --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:26, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

No. When the purge is complete you will know exactly where you stand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Um, does one need any kind of admin status to delete files? I'm trying to figure this out. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:32, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Just who decides what's worthy?===
I can get behind the fact that you want this wiki to be about Chris, with his Sonichu works simply being an extension of him. What bothers me is how all this hate coming from users complaining about fan works they simply don't care for. If fan works are removed all together from here, I'd be alright with that. But when someone said "all Sonichu-related works need to go, except the ones I like!" it seems more like favoritism rather than objective policy. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 00:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Agreed, though I myself am hardly unbiased. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 00:28, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it's almost like this wiki is run by trolls who cae not for your feelings.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Just because we troll Chris doesn't mean we can't deal with each other in a civilized manner. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 02:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You don't troll shit, spud. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 02:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anything be done on this site without creating a shitstorm? This isn't some crusade against drawfags, and it shouldn't be painted as such by EITHER side. The site is about Chris, and the large amount of coverage on his creations is only because they made up such a large part of his life. The CWCki isn't about Sonichu, it's about Chris. Maybe some exceptions can be made, but for now fanworks not directly about Chris need to go. I myself enjoy many, especially Fear and Loathing in CWCville, but unless it is used to successfully troll Chris, it doesn't belong here.
Thing is, we need a peaceful resolution to this. Shit with faggot users and /cwc/ is bad enough, we don't need this to blow up. Maybe exceptional fanworks can be allowed; if not, they can be hosted on DA, or perhaps a site devoted to Sonichu. The artists and fans need to remember that this isn't an attack against their work, it's just policy. Users who want to be active in the execution of this policy need to not be dicks about it, and be responsible about it. It's not "deleting shit one doesn't like," it's removing unnecessary images and articles. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, like I've said before, I will print out every page, bind it, and mail it to him when I'm finished. Which should be in two weeks or so. If my works are deleted before then, I'm not going to worry too much. In fact, it wouldn't bother me much at all if the entire fan section was removed and all fan art was deleted. I'm just a little put off from the vitriol a lot of the critics are spewing. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::You think he's going to read it, that's cute. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not, what's the harm in trying? The most it'll cost me is a few bucks in postage. Well, that and the markers. Now I understand why he textwalls so much, those things dry out quick! :P --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

That makes sense. I could totally get on board starting a new site just to host these things. If we do so, though, we need clearly-defined criteria as to what gets to stay. Limiting ourselves to stuff Chris has seen would be fair, but it would need to be absolutely enforced. Which is to say, we couldn't have a page on ''Chris Gets Laid'', excellent though it is, unless he himself responded to it in some way. -[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You could do that. That's entirely acceptable, as it focuses on Chris and its activities. What you couldn't do is a story about a Sonichu recolor having some dumb adventure while Chris gets laid as a side-story. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 03:37, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well by those rules, we'd have to delete the page on ''Sonichu Is Dead'', because Chris barely appears in it. We need a single, objective policy for what gets to stay and what doesn't, regardless of quality. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 11:40, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that there has to be some kind of objective criteria, not just what largely seems to be "Your fic/comic is bad, and you should feel bad, ur a furfag lawl." If you want to cut fics because the Fan section is getting out of hand, fine. Just come up with a standard that makes sense and enforce it. If the "How you think Sonichu should have been" rule is enforced, then the entire fan section will be pretty much gutted. If we go with the "About Chris not Sonichu", well pretty much every fic has Chris' Mary Sue Avatar Combined with his real self on there, so where's the line? Is it IRL Chris, or Comic Chris? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 16:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's why I think limiting ourselves to stuff to which Chris has responded makes the most sense. He either did, or he didn't, and there are no shades of grey. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 02:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*As I've said elsewhere, I personally think the Fan Works index is more of a hassle than it's worth and we should get rid of it. Clyde has suggested a separate wiki and I think that might be the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
** I would agree that a second site for fan works would probably be the best course of action. However, I think we should consider keeping notable fanworks (that is, those that Chris has responded to) here on the CWCki. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 17:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
***This site is for things that have trolled Chris, so we should absolutely keep them. However, I notice that lots of things that don't fit those guidelines have survived the purge. Why? --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 15:22, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Re:Examples of bad fanworks ===

Most of the fan works don't seem to fall in any of those categories. Is there something else that's a problem?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, a lot of the admins are just fickle, want things they specifically don't like deleted no matter if there was a good reason or not, and don't seem to realize that trolls don't necessarily have to be asses to anyone and everyone. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* Right. It's that, it has nothing to do with an overwhelming majority of it being some sick fucks fantasy and has virtually or literally nothing to do with Chris. They're just angry, angry DAMN DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

* To avoid altercations like this, I would delete the index entirely. Simply put, there are other, far more suitable venues to put this, so you won't ever have to lapse into offended rage, or conversely, argue with trolls sticking their 'n***** noses' in your business. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:31, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Dumb suggestion ===

Why couldn't we just grandfather stuff in? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 12:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

=== my suggestion ===

wipe everything and start a new wiki because i'm cutting down everything that's eating up resources. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*people should pay attention to me more. also pay attention to me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I like this idea. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 17:00, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

i've been considering moving to a new version of mediawiki, but might as well wait for 1.16 to reach stable. this should go on technical though i guess --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Guys===
The admins are at liberty to delete whatever the fuck they don't like. It just so happens they don't like torture porn involving Sonees and Roseys and comics intended to piss Chris off a la Asperchu. I know Asperchu gave you all hope for your fan comics and getting into the annals of troll history, but Asperchu happened because until then no one had attempted anything like it. The way to get into troll history is not to follow in the footsteps of more famous trolls, but to find areas of Chris's psyche no one has prodded before and poke the shit out of them until you get an angry YouTube video. If you really really REALLY still want your fics visible on the internet, make your own Sonichu site for fanworks or join a preexisting one, such as [http://caferosechu.110mb.com/index.html Cafe Rosechu] (which is run by the girl who made Capering Berries). ... As for the underage guro, fucking stop. That's disgusting. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 22:09, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
* What he said. --[[User:Inos|Inos]] 07:58, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

===Looks like you missed something===
Both the [http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Category:Fear_and_Loathing_in_CWCville|category] and [[Fan talk:Fear and Loathing in CWCville|talk page]] for my crap remains, as well as all the pages I uploaded. I'll take care of it... if someone can tell me how to delete pages. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:37, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Harassment and NPOV==

Recent events have brought up these issues, so let's address them.

First, let's do our best to aim for some semblance of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]. Things considered by us to be good humored may not be taken that way by others. So yeah, try not to insult other sites, users, etc.

Harassment - yes, there are fuckwits on this wiki. There's fuckwits on any wiki. But don't point it out to them. People need to be able to edit without fear of harassment from others for their users. It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users. If they're stupid, just point it out and explain calmly why but telling them they're fuckwits is no way to do it. Srsly, I expect a bit more from you people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with the statement about NPOV. When i edit articles that's usually what I'm going for. The CWCville article was ridiculous and full of shit that just wasn't the case, as are a great many articles. People making jokes and idle speculation at the expense of reality.

So kids, keep the memes out, and if a facet of Chris' mind or life is an unknown leave it that way instead of inserting your own idle speculation. We're here to document the real CWC (and related fictions about CWC created by the real CWC), not to create our own CWC. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 00:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

So, essentially, kill them gently? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:28, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*I've been thinking that maybe the best solution at this point would be to prohibit any discussion of matters unrelated to Chris and the CWCki, even on your own user page. Thus, many of the members who had been harassed or whatever in the past would probably have never been targeted in the first place. Granted, I would prefer if we didn't have to limit the users right to say what they want, and it would certainly be a pain in the ass to enforce,but could potentially prevent most if not all of the harassment issues. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 21:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*This wouldn't be an entirely bad idea, given that I know Wikipedia has basic rules about user pages, namely it's used to discuss one's contributions to Wikipedia and nothing more. Good thinking.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:18, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
*It might also help if suggesting that we resolve a bureaucratic issue without resulting to namecalling [[User_talk:DrShoggoth|didn't result in vague threats.]] --[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 22:03, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
**agreed. I'm not exactly the biggest contributor on here, but even I've seen Delabonte threatening others for asking him to be a bit less abrasive in his messages, asking why exactly they were in trouble for something, or even not sharing the same opinion as him. Why does this guy get away with it? Also, I don't care if he's "respected by Cogs" as has been said, that doesn't mean he should be allowed to abuse his position, spam angry templates on other people's accounts just because he doesn't like them, and generally treat everyone else like shit. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I agree on this policy. This kind of harassment brings down CWCki's appearance in a whole. It makes us look less like a reputable source on an autistic manchild and more like a restricted community of threatening rep destruction and overenforced rules. There is no need to attack innocents just for casual talk or for living certain lifestyles, it's just plain wrong in general. Delabonte is just a person who feels privileged and like he needs to point out things about people and act like he needs to be a Jr. Mod of sorts. To be frank, this is annoying and just rude. I'm a member of many places, but never once have I done anything like go out and go "OH NO THAT'S NOT FOLLOWING '''MY''' RULES TEMPLATE ''TEMPLATE'' ''' ''TEMPLATE'' '''!" and not a lot of people here have before. It's inappropriate, immature and quite low IQed. So, in conclusion, and tl;dr: Agree with idea, down with empty threated non-mod steam-filled members. --[[User:Eniggy|Sen. John Eniggy, finishing opening statements for case on the Congressional floor]] 04:48, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Not to be a jackass or anything, but try and keep in mind where you are. This is a website dedicated to trolling an autistic manchild. Many of the people here are involved with other trolling operations and such. Lots of trolls like to target furrys. By ousting yourself as a furry here you're essentially making yourself a black man at a Ku Klux Klan rally. Not saying that all of this harassment should have occurred, but it certainly wasn't unforeseeable to the victims. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:36, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::*ThatMan has nailed why Delabonte and others feel warranted in acting like they do and this is pretty much the justification for some of Cog's and Clyde's actions here. Remember, this is a critical site of Chris, essentially out to troll him, and so you're not going to be attracting the same sort of people to edit as say, Wikipedia. I can talk to Delabonte about shit.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:09, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Actually, I'm not a furry (they scare me, to be quite honest- I'd sooner run through traffic and fling myself off a highway bridge than be one) but the point here, as shown by your post is, is about the exploits of Chris and the trolls who have trolled him, not a place for people to use trolling to vent their anger upon here. I don't support weeabooism, but I also don't support using CWCki as a stress ball. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:47, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree. Also, Chris is a particularly bad furry, so bashing them is arguably part of our mission. We shouldn't get carried away, but I don't think anybody would object to the occasional snippy comment. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 21:43, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

== User pages for banned users ==

Anyone opposed to not having user pages for banned users? Seems to be taking up space and seems sorta silly. I once said something along the lines of "To serve an example" or something but now I think it's just a waste of space. Anyone opposed to deleting user pages of permanently banned user? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:No objections here. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:59, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:Depends on the user. I see no problem in deleting some of IBAGeneva's accounts, but we should keep a couple of examples (maybe between five and ten?).--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] forgot to sign
:I would agree that we should just delete their pages so as to not waste space, but is there any way we could possibly mark that they were banned when their signature is shown on talk pages and stuff like that? I just feel like this would help prevent any potential confusion between users who are banned and users who don't have user pages. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:00, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*A short page about wby they were banned sounds good. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:25, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::That actually gives me a better idea, maybe their could be a page of banned users, with notes showing the reason for why they were banned. When a user is banned, their userpage could just be a redirect to this page.--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:20, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::fuck what I was about to say, the best balance between saving space and giving good examples of what not to do would probably be to do what ThatMan suggested. ThatMan, you have done a great service for the operation of the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:22, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*Well that settles it. People, you have 24 hours to make a page (in the CWCki namespace) with a list of banned users and their rationale. In 24 hours, I will delete all the banned user userpages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I'll do what I can. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:26, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*My lord, it is [[CWCki:Banned_Users|done.]] --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

I think the usage of them is getting a bit out of control.

As I see it:
# unless you have a very convincing reason why a userbox should be on the main namespace, it really should be on a user's subpage.
# we get rid of some of the categories of of userboxes - it's handy to know which CWCki users are also PVCC members, it's not quite as important to know which CWCki users practice martial arts.

Thoughts? Any justifications why we should keep userboxes as they are? Personally I'm tempted to say that we should make user boxes as part of one's user subpage or at least remove the categories for most of these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:17, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think they need to be culled. Specifically, the ones that don't have anything to do with Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:37, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::Either way is fine. They're not exactly a big part of the site. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:18, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry about that. I'll keep my own userbox whoring under control. Just thought I was being clever at making more Chris jokes. (Keep in mind that I didn't add all those userboxes indicating race/gender/and religion, though I did modify the one for my own race.
:But I think the "Armchair psychologist" could be kept for some practical use, like a <s>barnstar</s> award for those who have contributed much analysis of Chris's mindset. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 16:57, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::I just want to say here that armchair psychologists are not why we are here. We are here to document Chris, not theorise on his mindset. That stuff is okay in tiny doses but if you plan on doing it so often that you want a box for it, go to [[/cwc/]].--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:58, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think Nationality might be useful, if only to establish about what time said user would be active. But stuff like cats, or naive, etc. have no practical use. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:54, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: Why not just have time zone stamps then? Honestly I've thought that these userboxes were stupid for a while, glad to see I'm not alone in that. Honestly only a select few of them really seem necessary. Other than ones related to staff positions held by certain members and perhaps something useful such as what Bill Lumberg brought up, none of them really serve any meaningful purpose. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 00:31, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Obviously not all of them have to be useful, as some of them are just fun and a way to encourage people to edit the CWCki. A time zone stamp would be good, though the nationality userboxes tend to be more flavorful (i.e. it's funnier to say something about the fact you're an American than you live in GMT -5). Some could in theory be useful - if you're a drawfag, then people can ask you to draw stuff for articles and whatnot.
::::Problem people are having is that people are getting carried away - do people really need to know you're a Zoroastiarian? Do people need to know you're a weaboo who's into manga moreso than anime? I think in general, we need to work on making pages, in the style of Wikipedia, serve as a way of describing one's contributions ''to the CWCki,'' not just a "about yourself" page.
::::There's nothing wrong with the userboxes, like I said, it's people getting carried away is what seems to be troubling.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:08, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::So where do we draw the line? I think that's the real problem; there's no set limit to what the userboxes should be for. Having "flavorful" userboxes tends to be a gray area that needs some definition. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:18, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
* It should be pretty simple: keep the nationality boxes, Warrior, Observer, and the like, and the awards. We don't need to know if you're straight or gay or if you're Christian or atheist. We just need where you're from, and what you're doing here. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

==Fuckwit Alert template ==

I propose we remove the Fuckwit Alert userbox or whatever it's called. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:24, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I am happy to do the removing myself--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:29, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::Sounds like a good idea, go for it [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 03:22, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::Ronichu, you can't remove shit here. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:46, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Correct. Neither can you. I'd just like to politely point out that '''you are not a mod here'''. I think it's high time you were either directly promoted to be one so you have a badge to go with that attitude (at which point you '''can''' cast down proclamations from on-high with righteous fury) or '''learn to accept that you are not a mod here''' and act accordingly. I'm not fussed either way. The overwhelming consensus from users (and some people who '''are''' mods), irrespective of if they have that userbox or not, seems to be that it should go. So unless an '''actual CWCki mod''' steps in and says not to, in a few days I'll start removing the userboxes from user pages. If you re-add it, it's page vandalism and will be treated accordingly (reverted). I have little patience for wanna-be mods acting like their big brother is the sheriff so they can just do what they please. This isn't PVCC, it isn't ED, it isn't a place for you to do whoever the fuck you want and go around posturing, making vague threats and acting like you own the place. '''You don't. Cogs does.''' If she wants you to to have unlimited power, she has that ability to grant it to you; if she grants it to you, all well and good. Then it's official. Her website, her decision. But until then the CWCki is ONLY about documenting and discussing Chris (and occasionally peripheral other stuff). So either get on with with the [[Chris|task at hand]], or get promoted and make your inane desires official policy, or go back to EDF/PVCC where you can be lord of all creation or whatever the fuck. PVCC and the CWCki have different mods and this is by design. TL;DR so either officially become a mod or '''shut up''' and behave yourself. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:39, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
{{Quote|It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users.|Champthom, on this very page.}}
Now obviously I'm not a admin or a Jerkop or PVCC or anything, but it seems to me that the fuckwit alert template causes way more problems than it solves.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:13, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*It's very tedious for me when furries who have barely been here for six months act like they own the place and presume what Cogs does or doesn't think. I think what bothers you here is the fact although we are presumably "equals" (lol) I did something you never could, and excercised power you don't have. As has been pointed out before, I am just fufilling the wishes of the PVCC. May I remind you Cogs okayed the template and it hasn't been an issue until you brought it up now? If Cogs says take it down (and she might), well, then the template should be taken down. Until there they remain as a reminder for certain furries (who want to be big elite trolls) to back off a certain user. Go back to doing [[Sydney Contacts|piss poor imitations of women]], Ronichu. The only person making a big deal of this are those who have fallen under my hawk-like gaze. My mind is closed on the matter. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
**I'd like to point a few things out. First off, you've made 952 edits to this wiki in your 15-odd months here. That's 1.8 edits per day. Ronichu has made 842 edits in 6.5-ish months, which is 4.2 edits per day. Ronichu is known for devoting hours to transcriptions. You are well known for plastering the wiki with "Not a Forum" templates. I wouldn't overstate your influence here. While you may have done something which is vaguely useful at some point in the past, Ronichu has done far more for this wiki than you have and even Champ is getting fed up with your antics. Ronichu made a good point and I suggest you get off your high horse and learn something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
***And I just want someone to explain to me what the fuck I did wrong to get the template, and why i'm also the target of all these vauge threats. I didn't even touch that "certain user". Check the entire page history; I've done jack shit to interfere. What is my crime, and at what point did I try to be a "big elite troll"? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:53, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*You probably got it because you [http://cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Coffee_Place&oldid=101640 posted on the Coffee Place talk page.] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 18:14, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::::So? I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that I got this template for those two sentences. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:38, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

===Why I've banned Delabonte===
Delabonte '''was''' a good user. He's edited a lot and contributed to the CWCki. However, after receiving warnings on the CWCki and a PVCC thread discussing the CWCki, he continues to spend most of his time on the CWCki harassing users and enforcing arbitrary rules. Yes, some of you did do stupid stuff. However, telling them that they're "under watch" and whatnot is no way to do it. Cogs in the PVCC thread conceded that Delabonte went "too far" in some regards and others accused him of taking the CWCki more seriously than I do. I do take the CWCki seriously but I find that setting low but reasonable expectations of users leads to less frustration on my part.

People, some words of wisdom:
# read between the lines of what I or someone like Cogs or Clyde says, as it'll clue you into things.

# don't contact Chris or anyone you think might be Chris. Yes, I hate to break it to you but you're probably not going to get through and if you do you're going to piss people off. As I've discussed with Ronichu before, you can contribute to trolling Chris in a lot of different ways than trolling him directly. As he aptly put it, it's like the Air Force - only a tiny percentage of the Air Force actually flies planes, the rest are support. If it's any consolation, I've never directly trolled Chris (well, there was an IRC chat but that was one small instance) and I probably won't.

#try to contribute to CWCki. I do not mean to offend anyone by saying this, but please don't use CWCki as any of the following (not inclusive): a place to plug your fan work and not contribute anything else, a place to "express yourself", a place to attempt to troll Chris, a place to create drama, etc.

#rules are not always absolute on the CWCki. Cogs and Clyde have very different admining styles than I do. As I've said before, this is ultimately Cog's site so she gets to do what she wants and I really can't stop her and sometimes she does things that go against general policy. However, the nice thing about not having absolute rules is that they're flexible when they need to be. In any case, don't cite things I say when someone is being an ass because if they're being an ass, they probably don't give a shit about what I said a few months ago. Tell them why they're being an ass, how being an ass is not helping their cause, and that they should stop being an ass and you'll be getting farther along without creating drama.

You'll avoid pissing people like Delabonte off if you manage to follow these rules. If you have questions about stuff, feel free to ask people in IRC or contact me. In general, the adage of "LURK MOAR" holds true.

Delabonte is only banned for six months. Originally I planned for a year but I think six months is more sufficient. Hopefully he will use this break to reflect on things.

His general concern about the quality of CWCki editors is valid and his zeal in trolling Chris can be appreciated on some level, but his tactics of going about it have no place here. So yeah, let's cut this drama and get back to editing the CWCki. Time I spent writing this could have gone to something more worthwhile, like helping [[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] transcribe some Mumble chats.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:37, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

:Thank you for this and everything else. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 02:55, 5 August 2010 (PDT)

==Hey faggots==
If we are all done arguing about templates and about who put one where and what not, there's a few long overdue transcriptions and shit that could be worked on. Quit being a bunch of drama queens, all of you. I don't give a shit how many edits you have, what you have produced or who fucking hates who. Take my fucking advice and work on community projects or your own projects and ditch that whole wall of text above. If any of you in the above section keep it up, I can guarantee that someone at the top is going to come along and yell at this shitload of faggotry. We need all of you here doing stuff.

Let me rephrase that slightly: we need all of you here doing something less dramatic and more helpful. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:25, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:I completely agree. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:30, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
::Sounds like a plan.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:35, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

== Feeding the trolls ==

To formalize this, feeding the trolls and vandals is strongly discouraged. Anyone who taunts, insults, etc. a troll no matter how much they really deserve it will be warned first, then banned temporarily on the second offense. Multiple offenses will be dealt with longer bannings. Just as a warning. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:05, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

==User talk pages==

I've been noticing [[user:Eniggy|quite]] [[User:Pfargtl9000| a few]] of you have been leaving unneeded messages on the talk pages of other users. While not a flagrant violation of CWCki rules, it's still something I feel should be avoided. If somebody is doing something you don't like, take it up with a jerkop and they will investigate any misconduct (these being shitty edits, forced content, ect). If you look at Champthom's topic above this one you will see that this topic runs along the same lines, only it extends to all user talk pages and not just those of vandals. It's best not to pick fights with other editors, because you're not just representing yourself when you make a post, you're representing the CWCki as a whole. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 14:30, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

== Contact Information ==

I feel the need to clarify our policies towards the posting of personal contact information (phone numbers, e-mail addresses, home address) of those who are in contact with Chris. The posting of said information is forbidden. Posting said information here voids the neutrality of the CWCki, changing it from a passive repository of Chris doings, to a base from which trolling attempts are launched. Please take this into consideration. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 14:52, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

== Video Upload Dates ==

Recently there seems to be some confusion over the upload dates of some videos. It's far easier to just go by the date specified on the YouTube video page - as that not only gives us a static point from which to base dates, but it is also the date when the video was uploaded, rather than when it finished processing. OH and did I mention that YouTube is in the same timezone as the CWCki? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:19, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== JenkinsJinkies Policy ==

JJ is not Chris. I believe that Chris is lying about being him. [[Wikipedia:sarcasm|I'm pretty sure he's a badass troll who hitchhiked from Boston at age fifteen. That's not so unbelievable, right?]]

Anyway, until we say otherwise, anything Chris says about being JJ is a [[Wikipedia:Truth|lie]]. We don't want to scare him off now, do we?

If this is too subtle for you, I can answer all your questions here: http://qchat.rizon.net/?&channels=%23cwcki-fun

Just remember, anything I tell you is to remain off of CWCki. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 20:49, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
:Ok, an update. Our best researchers have determined that JJ actually '''is''' Chris. '''SURPRISE'''
:So you can start putting [http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3 his posts from trollingtrain] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlVjW06MDk his application] on cwcki. Go, go and edit to the extreme! [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:48, 30 January 2011 (PST)
::I'll start an article for the video if nobody else has yet. Any idea what it should be named/what it was named? I didn't save the original. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:09, 30 January 2011 (PST)
:::JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:28, 30 January 2011 (PST)

== Reminder about jerkop powers ==

As a reminder, jerkop powers are '''limited to dealing with vandalism''' , as per my [[CWCki:Community_Portal/Archive_5#Memorandum_on_Jerkop_powers|memo on Jerkop powers]]. By vandalism, we take a page from Wikipedia by stating that vandalism is a deliberate attempt at violating the integrity of CWCki. CrassCrab has been using his jerkop powers as editorial influence which he had no right to do. He will be banned until 00:00 GMT Christmas day (his sentence was originally a week but 'tis the season and whatnot) which should give him time to reflect. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:29, 23 December 2010 (PST)

== Shut down the CWCki to selected users ==
all we get is stupid edits, i think we have 90% bad edits and 10% good edits now. there is no new information. the only thing we can do now is refine old articles and people are doing a bad job of it because speculation is gay and i hate you all etc. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 21:24, 16 January 2011 (PST)
:I'm actually kind of interested in this idea, but I have three questions. 1. On what scale do you want to measure good/bad edits? 2. Who keeps their accounts? 3. How do people without accounts apply for one (assumedly, it would be possible to do this because otherwise when people left, the editor base wouldn't replenish itself)? I mean, preventing retarded edits is obviously a good idea, but if it's "we'll just ban a couple retards and prevent new accounts", that might prove counterproductive. Some of the more recent new accounts actually have improved the wiki, even if only in a small way. On the other hand, if it's "ban everyone except for 4 or 5 people", the integrity of the wiki would be preserved, but new content/revision of articles would also be a slower process and, as some recent edits have shown, there have been a lot of typos/oversights in old articles that prove that the wiki still isn't perfect. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:14, 17 January 2011 (PST)
*No Clyde, this is a bad idea and goes against wiki standards. I do think we need to work on style, that is what should go in an article and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:43, 17 January 2011 (PST)

== User page and talk page policy discussion ==

Recent events have made me think that perhaps we should consider our policy in regards to user pages and user talk pages.

Generally, one has been free to do with one's user page as they want within reason (i.e. not use it as a pastebin or something like that). In regards to use talk pages, I've found that while it's encouraged that you keep all comments posted on there available for good form, one is free to remove comments.

Now here's the problem with user pages. Sometimes people use them to "express" themselves and well, shit like [https://789chan.org/cwc/res/35641.html this] goes down. While I do my best to make CWCki a safe environment where people can edit freely without fear, I cannot protect everyone from being trolled themselves. So I think we need to discuss a new user page policy, perhaps limiting to CWCki related projects.

Likewise, user talk pages. Obviously one is free to remove trolling, but some people think comments should be preserved.

So, what do you all think of this? Obviously, I'd like to solicit some discussion before anything is implemented so let's discuss what you all think about user pages and talk pages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:42, 2 February 2011 (PST)
:I think editing other people's comments, where ever they might be, is pretty faggy and shouldn't be tolerated.
:But people shouldn't be harassed either. I would say that we can't trust people to only remove comments that "cross the line". They'll be more likely to get offended at personal comments. Conflict of interest and whatnot. Perhaps they can complain to an admin? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:54, 2 February 2011 (PST)

I think a good policy is to get a little tougher on the relevance of the CWCki to Chris. Essentially if an edit doesn't in some way relate to Chris, or an article on the wiki, then should it really be made? That said, here are my suggested guidelines:

- "Apolitical": The CWCki is apolitical. While discussion of Chris's stunted views on politics (and those around him) is permitted, it's not a place to push your own agendas. ("Chris, like all lefty pinko welfare state advocates, has no idea about how taxes work", "Bob, like all fascist, warmongering Republicans, hates brown people" etc etc).

- "The Snowflake Rule": The CWCki doesn't care about you. You are not a precious snowflake. Even if it focuses on Chris, don't link to your personal website, your webcomic, hat store, ED page, whatever. It might be [[Asperchu|absolutely brilliant]], but it has no place being 'pushed' here. Don't compare yourself to Chris, nor dump your own embaressing personal information here. Nobody cares you have autism. Nobody cares you're also a virgin with rage. See Not A Forum.

- "Hornet's Nest": The CWCki is frequented by trolls. A lot of trolls. Despite a firm anti-harassment policy, if you choose to kick the hornets nest, it can't protect you from being stung. Be polite, don't push your own agendas, contribute meaningfully and selflessly, and harden up. You don't have to have the last word.

All I got for now. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:16, 4 February 2011 (PST)

== Question About Articles on trolls ==

Kind of a newfag so this question may have been asked before, but its been on my mind. I can understand why topics on Trolls don't have 'real' information (Such as the TRUE and HONEST CWC) as thats outside of the purviews of wiki and isn't at all necessary. But I think there should be disclaimers on articles that are 'In-Troll'. Not that I don't think that readers can't read between the lines (or recognize the blatantly obvious), I'm just a bit OCD and would like there to be more internal consistency (for example the article on Autism says its painfully obvious the TRUE and HONEST CWC isn't, while several claim he is).--[[User:Sherzo|Scherzo]] 20:05, 20 February 2011 (CST)
*I think the issue is that the articles get written when it's still relevant e.g. creating the Jackie article while she was still in the picture. Since Chris might browse the CWCki at any time, the articles have to not give shit away. Because nobody is really sure when the people stop being important (because nobody knows what Chris will do), the articles never get rewritten. That's just my take on it, but I don't know if that's right or not. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:52, 21 February 2011 (PST)
**Well there's supposed to be an improvement drive, and it's looking like the days of trolling CWC have come to an end. I think this should be considered for improvement. I'm not saying there needs to be any sort of Real-life behind the scenes bullshit for the trolls, I don't want that. But just a bit more consistency between articles would be good. --[[User:Sherzo|Scherzo]] 16:15, 21 February 2011 (CST)

== The Wallflower policy and extending it ==

I think we should formalize The Wallflower policy. Someone who's up to it, write up a policy regarding using [[The Wallflower]] on here, namely how it was at her request. Ideally the person who gets around to writing this would go through the community portal and the Wallflower article talk page to understand the specifics of the policy. Try and do the best that you can and I can fill in the gaps. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] wrote a good one a while ago but I can't find it. Whoever gets around to it, post it [[CWCki:The Wallflower|here]].

I have been thinking, I think that we may want to extend this policy. Not so much that we change all of Chris's friend's article names, but namely removing personal references from articles, namely current MySpace pages, that sort of thing. I have a feeling that Chris might be using the CWCki to stalk his gal pals and I'd prefer not to enable Chris. However, I'd like to get some feedback before we did anything with it, so thoughts on personal info on pages? Should pages have references to current career statuses, MySpace/Facebook accounts, etc.? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:42, 7 March 2011 (PST)

== Public Domain Certification ==

Not sure if this should go under policy or technical or whatever, but I'll put it here.

I noticed that this website is under Public Domain, but when you click on the link at the bottom, it takes you to a Creative Commons page that says the Public Domain Certification is retired and should no longer be used. Apparently it should be replaced with a "CC0 Public Domain Dedication and Public Domain Mark" according to the website. I'm wondering if that's actually necessary or if just putting "Content is available under Public Domain." at the bottom of the page is good enough. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:07, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*I'd talk to [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] about that. We're sorta liberal on copyrights, and most of the stuff uploaded here probably couldn't be considered public domain under the strict definition. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:05, 8 August 2011 (PDT)
* The long and short of it is that public domain ''as a concept'' is still OK if you're just looking at the United States, but Creative Commons wants to promote the CC0 dedication as a global alternative, because not all countries have the concept of public domain. (For example, I'm in Finland, and technically I'm not allowed to renounce copyrights on my works. But I absolutely don't care what people do with my CWCki contributions. So there. =) So if CWCki stays on PD, it's not a huge issue. Saying the material is explicitly CC0 would just clarify legal issues for non-US contributors. Also, as Champ says, we have stuff that definitely ''is'' copyrighted. We'd need some sort of a clear legal policy that dictates what material is and what material isn't covered by this, but it's another matter altogether if people would want to work on such policy. (Takes away time from productive stuff. Crafting elaborate copyright policies might make people look like CWC-obsessed geeks. And so on and so forth. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 04:01, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== De-memeing the CWCki ==

You know, as I continue to contribute to the CWCki, I often see things in a new way. One such thing is the use of memes on the CWCki. Now I've always been alright with appropriate use of memes, as trolls are our primary readership so it makes sense to have cultural references that are relevant to them. But on the other hand, I've come to realize that this might be lazy. Instead of coming up with our own jokes or utilizing the many rich and unique Chris related memes, we're just stealing jokes from elsewhere. I also feel that it affects our credibility, as speaking in troll parlance makes us seem biased towards trolls.

So pretty much what I'd do is try to remove as many memes as possible - getting rid of reaction images (which, IMHO, are a waste of space and just lazy), changing "Sauces" to "References", that sort of thing. Obviously keeping references to memes that are appropriate to understanding Chris related phenomena.

As this is a rather large policy proposal, I'd like to have some people's thoughts on the matter. Personally I think it'd be an extension of [[CWCki:NOTED|"CWCki is not ED"]] but I'd rather ask other people what they think since like I said, it's a big policy move and some people like memes.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:10, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
*YES. DEAR GOD YES. I don't have a problem with most memes, but some of this shit is getting way out of hand. "Reaction images" are not funny anyway, and when I rewrote [[Chris and religion]] I found no less than ''three'' of them in quick sucession, and I couldn't even remove them all because they were the ONLY images for that particular section of the article. I'm always changing "sauces" to "references" anyway, because for some reason it's extremely prevalent, (and by the way Champ, don't think I don't know you started that annoying trend. You and me will be having words later). I would also like to remind people of the previous state of the [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] article, which I like to call the CWCki's malignant tumour, and remind you all that until recently we had a page about a fucking Advice Dog spinoff. Like I said, I don't have a problem with memes, if they're funny at least, but all this stuff that you're talking about like the reaction images is just shit that's clogging up the toilet. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:59, 2 September 2011 (PDT)

*'''I agree.''' Memes that die are often used incorrectly, without or out of any funny context. Reaction images are something that stuck when Chris was pumping out videos, however, like you said, they are lazy and only clog the toilet. In the article Champthom had shown, we are not here for "epic lulz", nor are we trying to be biased towards the Trolls. We only bash Chris when there is proof to merit it. So I agree that we could take out a few memes that are just kinda there, without purpose. I am curious what you guys think, too. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 09:17, 2 September 2011 (PDT)

*When someone who has "Meme" in their name makes a case against memes, you know they have something to say. Well since I haven't heard any strong arguments for keeping the status quo, I think we should go about de-memeing the CWCki. I'll reword the "not ED thing to relate to this. I'm not going to ban every use of a meme, just strongly discourage it and avoid it as a matter of style. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:45, 19 September 2011 (PDT)

*I guess I see your point, but put thought into it before deleting. I admit 3 face palms on the religion article is a bit much, but 1 face palming religious figure I feel is needed. I guess if the meme Really fits it should stay. Like Paul reacts to chris' video I feel is very appropriate, or the bitches and whores pic on the one article is okay, because its right next to the part where chris starts saying women don't do this this and this, but they do. So yeah overkill and needless placement of some should be scraped, but chris gets trolled by memes and internet related culture alot, id like to delve further, but im at work posting this from a phone. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:23, 19 September 2011 (PDT)

*Oh wow. It's actually happened. We can at last look forward to a brighter future with less ED inspired retardery on these pages. No more dumb reaction images everywhere. The CWCki is blessed this day comrades. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:09, 20 September 2011 (PDT)

*167 pages use "Sauces", can admins use some kind of shortcut to change them all at once? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 04:30, 5 October 2011 (PDT)

== Removal of "Reaction Images" ==

There is an abundance of tangentially related "reaction images" in almost every article. In an attempt to streamline the wiki and free up some space, I suggest we trim the fat by removing reaction images and cheap Photoshops. As an example: [[100 2269|This article]], everything goes. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 22:56, 18 September 2011 (PDT)
*Well given at least two people have been in favor for this, why not? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 19 September 2011 (PDT)
*Endorse this policy. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:58, 19 September 2011 (PDT)
**Well, I'll just get started then. I'm going to be fairly zealous about removing images and marking them for deletion. If it's just an image for a pun, or joke, it's going. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 12:13, 19 September 2011 (PDT)
*Note that my endorsement of this policy is purely for images unrelated to Chris, such as random celebrity "reactions". Not that we have many, but any which are of Chris and/or his family should probably stay. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:20, 19 September 2011 (PDT)
:*Double note: I have a working tool which will help make the process of mass deletions easier. Once I get canine to run a maintenance script on the CWCki, I will use the tool to help delete the images with as little effort as possible. Note that this tool is manually operated and each deletion is manually checked - but just thought I'd mention it to prevent any RSI from anyone who was thinking of undertaking a completely manual deletion process. Good work on the tagging so far though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:30, 19 September 2011 (PDT)

== User page policy ==

I've implemented a policy on [[CWCki:User pages|user pages]]. If anyone feels they can elaborate on it, by all means do so. I've noticed though that a lot of the people getting trolled on /cwc/ were brought to their attention through their user pages on the CWCki which is why I'm tightening down on user page content, as I'd rather not see people get trolled. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:20, 23 September 2011 (PDT)
*I thought trolling was okay as long as it didn't actually happen on CWCki? I've got to see Champ, I am disappoint. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 23 September 2011 (PDT)
*We've had...issues in the past. This policy is purely something we can point to and fall back on if we need to. I've added a section on the rules about editing user pages. It's a fairly simple rule - if it isn't your own user page, you most likely shouldn't be editing it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:07, 23 September 2011 (PDT)

==New Fan Works Policy==
Now before anyone goes apeshit, I don't mean bringing back the fan section. That thing is better off dead. I want to open a discussion on our policy with relation to fan videos and fan art used on this wiki for articles. We have a lot of this stuff on our pages, and the quality varies considerably. I was inspired to do this when a user called [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]], (a man after my own heart), went on a crusade to cut all the faggotry out of the CWCki. In his edits, he removed a lot of fan art and fan videos, and for that reason some users saw fit to revert his edits. Thing is, I agreed with him. Those images and videos often were just stupid and pointless, particularly the ones on the [[homos]] article that seemed to serve no other purpose than to go "LOL CHRIS IS GAY WHAT A FAG LOLOLOLOLOL".

However, even though I reverted them back so that the fan videos were removed, the opposition did make some good arguments in favour of them. Particularly since one image was actually an Artist's Commune commission and some of the videos on the Bob Chandler page were tributes. For that reason I spared those. What I'm getting at, is that we need a cover-all policy about fan art and fan videos that can allow us to remove or at least move the faggy stuff and keep in the stuff that's relevant and serves a purpose. And no, we can't just keep everything. CWCki is not free advertising for your shitty Chris remix on [[Youtube]], or a place to dump your manga interpretation of Sonichu.

That said, begin discussion. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:33, 28 January 2012 (PST)
*There was once a time where I pretty much allowed anything in terms of fan art. However, around the time some user uploaded very bizarre pics that looked like a 3 year old did them in MS Paint with bizarre summaries like "lol rosechu has been very bad" made me reconsider it. Generally, my rule of thumb is that if it illustrates a Chris related concept, it has merit on the CWCki. Now there's probably stuff on here that doesn't meet these qualifications specifically. I think that there's some very good fan art out there by very talented artists and I think they merit a place on the CWCki. For instance, I just uploaded a picture of Chris doing a self portrait ala Normal Rockwell. It doesn't strictly illustrate a Chris related topic but you gotta admit it's pretty good. I'd like to see more artists contribute to the CWCki so we can have some original content to illustrate Chris related topics. But what I'm not crazy about is when articles will have art for the sake of having art or (one of my peeves) huge ass sections in video articles with various remixes and stuff. True, there are some great fan remixes and such but when there's like 20 of them on a given page, that's hella annoying.
:The problem of fan art is that I really don't want to judge fan art's merit based on whether it's "good" or not, as that's mostly an aesthetics issue and I'm no art critic, so I think it ultimately has to come down to whether it illustrates a Chris related topic or not.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:57, 28 January 2012 (PST)
*In this case I think we need to set a standard as to what relates to a topic and what doesn't, but I think quality needs to be a factor as well. Having poor MS Paint drawings used as an image article just makes a page in general look bad. Let's take something easy with lots of images relating to it for an example. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]. Look through the gallery, and tell me what you think would and would not be appropriate as an image on that page. And on an unrelated note, I would like to request that I be promoted to some position that will allow me to delete files, because god fucking damnit look at the last image of that gallery. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:38, 28 January 2012 (PST)

*Hello, this is what I think are the problems when it comes to images;

1. '''Pictures of icons "reacting" to Chris.''' There is really no point to this, we know Chris is stupid, I don't think an impromptu picture of Lucille Ball is going to affect anyone but the idiot who posted it.. Actually I would go so far to say no pictures of people unrelated to Chris unless they are there to truly prove a point (like having a picture of Leonard Bernstein on the [[Christopher's name change]] page).

2. '''Pictures that only Weaboos/Bronys/Sonicfags/Etc. Can Understand''' This is bad because it embarrasses the CWCki by bringing the A-log type people who inhabit the CWCki to light. We want to look better than Chris, not on the same level.

3. '''Good images?''' If an image is actually ''good'' there is really no reason why it shouldn't be on here (IF it is actually Chris fan work). If an image is a shitty photoshop and funny then keep it too.

Thank you very much. I'm sorry if I caused any chaos earlier. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 13:37, 29 January 2012 (PST)
:We actually don't allow reaction images anymore. They were in almost every article and they just aren't funny. I thought we had them all by this point, but I guess some slipped through the net. The other points I can also agree with, but I think they're a bit too vague to actually make a policy about. I think the unspoken rule is that uploading your own artwork to the CWCki is generally a bad idea. Upload it to some other site, and if people like it, it'll end up here anyway. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 14:19, 29 January 2012 (PST)
*With regards to point three, I think we need a place to compile the images that come under that "good image" definition, e.g. all the stuff that is considered good or funny like our current picture of the now but that we can't put in any other articles, and from then on either something goes into an article, goes into that page, or we delete it for being useless and faggy. Right now we just have a category for fan art, and that's cluttered with loads of fan works and crap that survived the purge or reaction images that have been removed but no-one ever got around to deleting, which speaking of which someone really should. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:19, 31 January 2012 (PST)

Help:A Guide to Piping

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[[Image:Scrollover.jpg|thumb|284px|right|Scrolling over a pipe reveals the link as alt text.]]

Piping is the practice of linking to a page using text that is different from the page title. This is done for many reasons, but it is often done to create an "Easter egg" effect in the text. After reading this guide, you will hopefully have a better understanding of how to pipe constructively, which will help to enrich CWCki as a whole.

==How to pipe==
Piping is pretty straightforward: it's like a normal link, but separate the link from the base text with a "|" symbol, which is called a pipe (hence the name).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris and anger|Tard rage]]</nowiki> → [[Chris and anger|Tard rage]]

As shown the example above, the link is on the left side of the pipe, while the base text is on the right side. Don't switch this up, or the result will probably look really stupid.

==When to pipe==
There are three main categories of piping: ''relevant'' piping, ''ironic'' piping, and ''lulzy'' piping. Each type of piping has its place on CWCki, but some care must be taken for each type. Note that these categories are not mutually exclusive; in fact effective piping will usually fall into two or more categories.

'''Relevant piping''' is usually done to add a link where using simple linking syntax would render the sentence awkward, or when placing links in a quote, where you can't change the language, or to add a reference to the topic at hand. From a functional standpoint, this is the least troublesome type of piping, as it serves the same function a a regular link. However, this is also the type of piping most likely to be done improperly (see '''When not to pipe''' below).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]]</nowiki>
: '''Another example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris-chan Sonichu|Mary Sue renditions]]</nowiki>

'''Ironic piping''' is usually used in quotes in order to juxtapose the words of the speaker (in this case, usually Chris) with said speaker's actions. This highlights Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|rank hypocrisy]].

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Death threats|I do not wish death]]</nowiki>

'''Lulzy piping''' is done as a joke. This is the most troublesome type of piping, as people can easily overestimate their own humor, and this sort of piping tends to be the least relevant by its nature. If a pipe gets reverted, it is usually a lulzy pipe that generated insufficient lulz. So make sure it's good before you pipe. Moreover, don't go out of your way to pipe in this style, as this is [[CWCki:NOTED#CWCki_is_not_ED|not what CWCki is about]]. (Besides, the more forced it is, the more likely it will suck.)

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris Sex Videos|terrible fortune]]</nowiki>

Of these three qualities, relevance takes precedence: make sure to pipe the most relevant article possible.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Virginia is for virgins|lack of female companionship]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Love Quest|lack of female companionship]]</nowiki>

==When not to pipe==
Piping is not required when linking a singular word with a plural base (or vice versa), as a regular link will most likely go to a redirect page (and you can always add a redirect page if it doesn't). Another way to avoid unnecessary piping is to link only the relevant part of the word or phrase; the link will automatically extend to the end of the word.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pal|Galpals]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pals]]</nowiki>
: '''ALSO RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pal]]s</nowiki>

==Piping to Wikipedia==
Piping is also used to link to Wikipedia; this is done by adding "Wikipedia:" followed by the name of the article being linked to.

:'''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Wikipedia:Top Gun (film)|Top Gun]]</nowiki>

Piping to Wikipedia should be done sparingly, usually to reference something important without a CWCki page or to help define a technical term that the average reader is not likely to understand.

==Piping Hard-to-Pipe Pages==
Some pages you may not pipe properly at first. To fix this, prefix the the page name with a colon (:).
: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>Megan was [[Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"</nowiki>
*Megan was [[Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|300px|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"

: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>Megan was [[:Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"</nowiki>
*Megan was [[:Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"

==Try to be as specific as possible.==
Remember, you can pipe to sections as well as whole articles; all you need to do is join the section to the article name with a number sign (#).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo|STAY STRAIGHT]]</nowiki>

This is especially important with articles with several largely independent sections, like [[Mailbag]]s; don't make people hunt for what you're referring to.

==Avoid piping to "Lie" or "Fail" if at all possible.==
"[[Lie]]" and "Fail," without a doubt, are the most over-piped links on CWCki. Piping to "Lie" or "Fail" is lazy and can usually be improved by piping to something more specific (see above); do it only when nothing else works.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Lie|I am NOT "sexist"]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Women's rights|I am NOT "sexist"]]</nowiki>

Another seriously overdone pipe is linking to "[[troll]]" every time the word "fan" comes up. Just don't do it.

==Don't overdo it.==
Piping can add unnecessary clutter when taken to extremes. Try to pipe as small a phrase as you feel comfortable with, and not everything needs to be piped (especially if it has been piped earlier on). If a section is completely blue-shifted (or almost so), you've probably taken it too far. Piping parts of a word to different pages is just plain faggotry.

: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's [[CWC's Second Message|first over-reactions to trolls]] and the first step to becoming a LOLcow. </nowiki>
: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, [[CWC's Second Message|this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls]] and the first step to becoming a LOLcow. </nowiki>
: '''ALSO WRONG:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's [[CWC's Second Message|first over-reactions to]] [[trolls]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|the first step]] to [[Chris Loses It|becoming a LOLcow]]. </nowiki>
: '''VERY WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[CWC's Second Message|Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow]]. </nowiki>
: '''LOLWUT:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first [[CWC's Second Message|over-]][[Chris and anger|reac]][[Stress|tions]] to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow.</nowiki>

==Conclusion==
So now you should be able to pipe like a pro. Now go forth and [[sonichu 0|edit to the extreme!]]

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Talk:Chris and his ego/Archive 2

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==Merged Christian Love Day==
Any comments on this? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Good move. He seems to think he deserves an IRL holiday for what is equivalent to a mini-Holocaust, on the same day the Nazi Party was founded, and which happened ''only in his imagination.'' If that isn't massive egotism... --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:18, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*A "Fun" part to add when we will get his "insight" on this; The Nazi Death-Camps also "Processed" Homosexuals. The parallels are quite enlightening. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:29, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:**Ah, I feel a fanart coming on for that... AusCWCtz, anyone? --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 06:22, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Imagine the look on his face when/if someone tells him his birthday and Christian Love Day are the same day as the Nazi Party's founding! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Damn, where's Clyde and Jack when you need them... ;) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:43, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
::**Finally, someone else who understands my pain! Cash appears to be too busy making video remixes while Jack...at least he kind of did something useful shortly after CWCipedia reopened. Needs more emails supporting Asperchu before he'll be able to tard rage about it in his latest video. Then I can call Jack's latest move to advertise Asperchu yet another awesome blow. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 06:02, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Merged Chris and Fame==
Parts of the entry of Chris and Fame was added as an opening for the text. Any comments? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Awesome job cleaning up and merging. I'm glad to see something's being done to relieve the bloat of "Chris and" pages. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 06:22, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Have to go in and get rid of the redundancy, since the contest and mom coddling are in both the mindset and origins--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:25, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
::*This is a point, I will look at that. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:27, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Organization==

Ego is vague. This page should be renamed [[Chris and Egotism]], and organized around the aspects of

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egotism Egotism]: the motivation to maintain and enhance favorable views of oneself. Egotism means placing oneself at the center of one's world with no direct concern for others. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism Narcissism] is an aspect of Egotism.

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris Hubris]: extreme haughtiness or arrogance. Hubris often indicates a loss of touch with reality and overestimating one's own competence or capabilities, especially for people in positions of power.

--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 03:20, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Sometimes, vagueness is good. In the "Chris And ..." series, a vague title (like Sex) allows for 3-5 subtitles easily. This being said, the "Hubris" part seems to be covered very well in the [[Chris and hypocrisy]] article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:25, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

::*Yes and no. I agree that ''Chris and...'' articles should have general names, but ''egotism'' is still a broad topic, and is more descriptive of the content of the article. It's not a coincidence that it's the bolded word in the first sentence =) ''Ego'' has other connotations; ''ego'' in general means ''sense of self'', and here we're only concerned with the narcissistic aspect. We want to break out ''egotism'' (over-emphasis on self) as opposed to ''egoism'' (rational selfishness) which we don't really care about. The hypocrite article is right on target but its target is different; ''Hubris'' is better illustrated by examples like Chris not getting the high school art award and his anger at losing the Parappa contest. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 03:52, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
::*We very well could call this page "Chris and narcissism" since narcissim needn't be clinical in nature. Hubris is something that tends to be associated with extreme arrogance that leads to one's downfall - Icarrus's hubris, believing he was hot shit because he could fly and stuff, backfired when his wings melted as he got too close to the sun. There's an aspect of hubris with Chris but it's more narcicism.
:::Some articles are going to be long. There's nothing wrong with that, given the breadth of the topic. There's some bits that could be trimmed but an article of this breadth isn't going to be short. A separate article for cataloging Chris's narcicism would be unorthodox, and not in a good way.
:::Remember, CWCki is about documenting Chris. It's important we document times when Chris does something really narcicistic (like insist his birthday should be a holiday, etc.) because that's our job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
::::Just thinking; we can move the Lists of examples in two distinct articles, it would clear the article for the worst examples and the psychological thinking. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:52, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::I like this. Things that can be worked into "bigger picture" issues, like ''Christian Love Day'' should stay; but episode-by-episode analysis of the comics can probably be moved out. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:39, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::Done! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::*NICE JOB! I think that gives us a good framework to expand on, and add detail to, without it turning into a mega-list again. List items will be better served on those pages. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:29, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*There's nothing like moving out 24,500 (!) characters out to relieve some pressure. ;) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:39, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

<s>This article is way too long. The meat-and-potatoes is (and has been) a decent length, but the lists are getting out of hand. They're practically a catalog of fail, because everything Chris does has an ego component. This article should be pared down to analysis, and leave cataloging for other places. I propose two alternatives:

#Move the 'example' lists to a new separate page, similar to the list of things Chris fails at.
#Delete. They're redundant, since the entire CWCki is a catalog of his egotism.

You might say that means delete fail, too, but "List of failures" isn't really encyclopedic; it's there for comedic effect. '''Christian Love Day''' is a good match for a section on this article, but a lot of the other stuff is just making it overwhelmingly long. Thoughts? --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 04:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)</s>
 (out of order... see above --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:29, 12 January 2010 (UTC))

Talk:U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

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What.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:45, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

What.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 00:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Tahw.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:59, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Que.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 02:38, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Ejsy.--[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:34, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

74H\/\/.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 05:36, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Since the title is pretty hard to search, and it's kind of a quick addendum to the [[15 January 2010]] video, should we merge this into that article, or possibly rename it to something like "Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu?" [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 01:16, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:* What if we just redirect it. Does the searchbox even display redirects?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:47, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

How high are the chances that he saw [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Kids_on_the_Blecch this episode] and thought that it really works?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 2:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I'd bet you're right on the money with that guess. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:09, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

So. ... yeah. Too bad coordinating an entire "that new video gave me a stroke/made me loathe Sonichu for some reason/was transparently idiotic" mailbag would be counterintuitive and still reinforce his belief he has magic powers. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 03:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Oh come on, if we send in letters claiming that it made us love Asperchu and hate Sonichu he'd freak out when he realized that his magic powers backfired on him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:24, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
I has a sinking feeling that he watched dora the explorer before filming this --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 7:30 PM, 1/12/09
:* Dora the Explorer? Part of me is dreading he's heard of [[Wikipedia:Zatanna|Zatanna]]--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:49, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
::* I doubt he's familiar enough, if at all, with that character to know about the backwards-spell thing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:39, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Uh, did he yank this one? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 06:13, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

This is one of the more surreal things I've seen in quite a while. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:39, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L. --[[User:Ronichu]] 16:51, 16 January 2010 (Australian CST)

Ok, im so gonna splice this in with clips from the da vinci code! [[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] Do you mind if I use "The DaCwcki Code for the title? --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 20:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Here it is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8qFgCsYwg] --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 01:40, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris's Backwards "L337"==

Even if Chris weren't trying to pass his backwards "L337" off as Spanish, it would be hard to understand, since his L337 is almost entirely wrong. For simplicity's sake, let's pretend that Chris had at least written his two word-phrases forwards. Even in that case, he'd have written "HATEASPERCHU" as "8A73A2P34C8U" when it should read "H47345P3RCHU", and he'd have written "LOVESONICHU" as "L0V320N1C8U" when it should read "L0V350N1CHU". I mean, god-''damn''. Add L337 to the list of things Chris fails at! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:03, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

:Done and done.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 05:48, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==We need a new name==

This name is just ridiculous.We need a new name for the article. Any ideas? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:51, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
* Spanglish Brainwash? -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 06:19, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*"The DaCWCki Code"? Or how about "CWCthulhu ftaghn"? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 10:58, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*The name is ridiculous because Chris chose it. I kinda like it that way.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 17:51, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*The name is fine. Just make some redirects on "15 January 2010" and so on. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 18:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==I do wonder==
I do wonder how he would react if we sent mails to him en masse, pretending to have succumbed to his will. I wonder if it would result in him trying to brainwash people IRL, which (as we all know) would have hilarious end results. --[[User:Doctor_Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]]
:It would give him too much confidence. We're trying to break him down now. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 14:09, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

:True, but on the other hand, if he tried it out on people IRL, only to see it doesn't work AND having him actually publically humiliated in that manner would break him more than simply getting owned on the internet if you ask me. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]]

:plus people might call the police on beng confrnted by this smelly insane man child confronted and he'll get sent to the police [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

:On a side note, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOR57Q2bljE I made this because I was bored. Enjoy. ]

Simple solution. Send letters into the mailbag that suggest that you suddenly hate Sonichu and must read Asperchu to be happy for life.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:30, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

== What the fuck ==

{{quote|I am reminded of an old Spanish expression|}}

How the fuck is "You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for life." an old spainish expression? --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:14, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

I think he's trying to be all sly and brainwash us without us noticing. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 03:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Would it be namefaggotry ==

Would it be namefaggotry too add my remix to this page? Because I think its the only remix of this video, I could be wrong though. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 03:30, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

UPDATE: I was wrong, nvm I wont add it. I will just put it on my userpage --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 03:31, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

UPDATE; Nvm again, just not gonna put it here --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 03:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Template talk:Infobox/video

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So is this eventually going to be on all the videos or what? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 17:38, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, I'm actually working on adding it to all the videos, right now. [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway|Here's an example of how it works.]]--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 17:42, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

== Dating ==

'''ATTENTION: The date format for these infoboxes is now: ''(two-digit day) (month) (year)'' ''' It's settled. If you see one that's wrong, don't bitch. Change it plz. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:18, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

HAY. Should we bother including the "th" "rd" st" bits after the day? I don't think we should as [[CWCKi:DATING]] doesn't include them. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:22, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, good point. Gettin' rid of 'em. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 20:27, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

This is a bit of a problem. The majority of the completed infoboxes use the dating format: '''MONTH DAY, YEAR'''. AFAIK this goes against the CWCki standard. Now IMO this wouldn't be that big of an issue, provided EVERY infobox used this format, but the thing is some of the infoboxes use the format '''DAY MONTH YEAR'''.

Before we go ANY further, we need to decide which one we should be using. Otherwise it could lead to quite a bit of extremely tedious work.

tl;dr, HALP WHAT DO WE DO. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 19:41, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

*Oh snap, I didn't think of that... I guess, we should go by the CWCki standart DAY MONTH YEAR, just to play it safe.--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 19:54, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

*Mmmmmkay. Seems reasonable enough. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 19:58, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

*OK, BRB, going through all of the videos I did replacing the dates. Lol. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:08, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==i fuckin this template==
It's p. awesome, good job. --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 19:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*lol. Thanks... I guess.--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 19:58, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

== Video guide ==

The video guide element makes the [[Template:Succession|succession template]] added to video pages pretty redundant, if this is now going to used for all videos should the succession template be removed? [[User:MaesterTonberry|MaesterTonberry]] 21:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

*Hmm... yeah, that makes sense... But, that's minimum priority right now. Atm, we should just focus on adding the infoboxes to ALL the videos.--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 23:49, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

== Infobox Types ==
:Well, now that we have This infobox for TRUE CWC videos, and the Fan-Video infobox, I was thinking we'd probably also need Infoboxes for the Audiobooks, the Videobooks, Liquids videos, etc. So, help me list off all the infoboxes that should be made.
:*Audiobooks
:*Videobooks
:*Liquid Chris
:*...?

--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 23:49, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

*Videobooks definitely.
*Is an Audiobook actually embedded in any page in the CWCki? I was under the impression they were all just linked. That one might not be necessary.
*Videos from Liquid, sure. All that would really require is a change of color scheme (brown).

I can't think of any others either, I'm not sure that there are any others. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 23:55, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Alright... but, why not just embed the Audiobooks, then?--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 23:56, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

:*The Audiobooks tend to be linked on the page for their corresponding issue. Embedding like 4 videos in a row on one page is really not worth it when you can just link them instead and take up less space. The GOOD news is, however, that I was somewhat mistaken before - there is [[Audiobooks|one instance]] of an Audiobook being embedded. So if you do feel like making a spin-off infobox for this one video, no-one's going to stop you :P [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 00:09, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

BTW are you going to make one for Liquid's videos, or is that low-priority atm? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 00:58, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

*Oh yeah! Gonna work on that one now.--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 01:02, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==<nowiki><center> tags</nowiki>==

Hey guys, looking great, but watch the use of 'center' tags--don't try and put a <nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki> inside the 'center' tags for a video, because 'quote' already carries its own tags. The result is that you end up with markup that shows up on the page (you'll see random 'center' tags printed around the quote and video after MediaWiki renders the markup) --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:fffff these things are everywhere, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 05:48, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:Not me. I've only been working on the REALLY old videos. None of them have this problem. It was someone who was working on the more... recent... [[User:Morganna|videos]]... --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 14:44, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I've been noticing that too. I've been cleaning them up where ever I see them. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:02, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
::The broken markup is everywhere because the new version of MediaWiki is more picky about things. <center> is a deprecated HTML tag, so I guess it's just grumpy about it. Short version: Make sure all tags are properly balanced and don't try to use several <center> tags. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:40, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*Pretty sure everybody is aware of this now, but don't use 'center' tags anymore; the infobox template takes care of it with CSS. If you see center tags on old pages, remove them. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:05, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== Previous/Next Video ==

The Previous/Next video in the infobox isn't displaying properly. Is anyone else seeing this [[http://i47.tinypic.com/a5etck.jpg| bullshit?]] It wasn't like this a few hours ago. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:05, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

*Fix'd. Sorry, that was my bad. I fucking fail :( --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

:* <3 You are my hero, Neo. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 18:13, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

::*Indeed, I am the hero of you all! For with my incredible Curse and Blessing powers, I have decided to go out into the streets and fight crime, FOR THE GLORY OF CWCVILLE!--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 18:40, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

== Template:Tardrage ==

[[File:tardrage_mockup.png|thumb|right]]

*How does everyone feel about me making a version of this with [[Template:Tardrage]] built into it, like in my mockup? --[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 07:53, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

:*It's kind of a cool idea. My general reaction is that I really like [[Template:Tardrage]], so I don't want to mess with a good thing, but I could see other people getting behind this. How does somebody make it work? Is it like a parameter? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 08:01, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably just a parameter switch to turn it on. --[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 11:07, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Good idea, actually. I'll try something like that, but no guarantees that it'll work.--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 12:41, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== Adjustments ==

So I made a change to the video template which inserts a linked version of Chris's name on video templates when someone puts '''|maker= Chris'''. Do you think that since the template is intended for Chris videos, we can just make the maker default to displaying Chris's name and drop the |maker= line for most uses of the template - retaining the option to include it if we need to override it?

Oh and I'm considering making the template parameters lowercase, as is common with templates. I could implement a way for the template to accept both while I transition each use of the template to use lowercase. Worth doing? (Some of the parameters are already lowercase - messy!) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:27, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've dropped the requirement for the maker parameter - the template now defaults to Chris as this template is for his videos. It does however support a custom maker - for the odd TRUE and HONEST CWC video that isn't made by Chris (There may already be some, I've not come across them yet). I've also added extra parameters in lowercase, and shortened two of them. These changes should not have significantly changed existing uses of the template, but let me know if you see any weirdness around. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:16, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

== New Infobox ==

So, continuing the [[User:NeoShadow/Infobox_2.0_Experiment|Infobox 2.0 Experiment]], I'm implementing the new infobox now. If any problems occur, or if popular opinion says "Fuck off!" then its a simple process to undo it. So let's see how this works out. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 03:51, 15 April 2011 (PDT)
:Do you intend to do the same for the [[Template:Infobox/Audiofile|Audiofile]] version of this template, or should I? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:54, 15 April 2011 (PDT)

::Oh, yeah ill do 2.0 versions for all the other infoboxes as well. But first I await the approval of the higher-ups and the mass majority. This is just part of [[User:NeoShadow/Infobox_2.0_Experiment|The Experiment]]. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:11, 15 April 2011 (PDT)

CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

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==Introduction==
New people are being initiated to the horrors of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[Miscreant]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild.

==Questions and Answers==

; Is Chris a [[troll]]?
: '''No.''' The documentation on his entire life and testimony by real life people (including Chris [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile|himself]]) including [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|media reports]] [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|predating the Internet]] and two [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|independent]] [[University_of_Virginia#UVA_student_on_Chris|accounts]] are way too complete for it to be an elaborate reverse-troll setup. If Chris is indeed faking this, somehow managing to fabricate an entire past, create [[Slideshow|hundreds of photos from his past]], control the media, get a huge number of people in on this, then he is the greatest troll and ''avant garde'' artist in history. However, [[Wikipedia:Occam's Razor|Occam's Razor]] would suggest that Chris is just ''incredibly'' stupid and really believes the things he does and does stupid things for reasons he believes are logically sound.

; Why doesn't he just hire a prostitute?
: He wants [[love quest|TRUE and HONEST love]]. Prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion. When prostitutes were sent to his house, Chris cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> Chris has also stated that he wouldn't hire a hooker out of fear of STDs.<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref> Though truth be told, Chris is cheap and odds are he'd find a crack whore too expensive. As to illustrate this point: it was discovered that he DID try to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, but tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref>

: However, as of [[April 2012]], Chris is officially no longer a virgin and he did so by hiring a prostitute.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] guy?
: We don't do it because he's autistic, but rather because he's a [[Niggos|racist]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]] and [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Bagget|spitefully]] [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]] [[Parody|thief]], and an all-around failure who wastes the hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] of average Americans on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities. Furthermore, he's someone who realizes he has a problem and what he does doesn't work but refuses to get help, even ignoring the help of [[white knights|well-meaning individuals]].

; Can he be helped? Should I try?
: [[Vivitheg|People]] [[Jackie|who are]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried and have accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the "[[white knight]]" article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, you won't be able to do it. Seriously, consider Svenka - she posted pictures of the very [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] that would steal Chris's date, [[Emily]], months in advance of the plan, yet Chris still fell for it.

:For recorded attempts to help Chris, see [[White knight emails]].

; Is he seeing a psychiatrist?
: No. Chris is seeing a church counselor, [[Rocky]]. He refuses to get professional help because he refuses to spend [[money]] on anything non-video game-related and because he thinks [[GodJesus|God, Jesus]] and [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]] will help him pull through [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|much better]] than someone with actual psychiatric qualifications.

; Is he really [[Autism|autistic]]?
: This is debated, but the claim has never really been falsified. Some argue that he has [[autism|high-functioning autism]]; however, please note that "high-functioning autism" is an informal term with no actual medical significance to it (you won't find the term in any official publication by the American Psychiatric Association). Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], his diagnosis was autism (DSM-IV 299.00).

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: Depends on what you define as "having" Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed as having Asperger's syndrome, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label outright. However, it needs to be noted that "Asperger's" did not exist as a formally recognized diagnosis when Chris was diagnosed as "high-functioning autistic" as a child in the [[1980s]]. There is a very good case to be made that Chris would most likely be given the "Asperger's" label if he was a child today.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]?
: Socially retarded, yes; mentally retarded, not quite. He somehow managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions, has a consistent ethical system (albeit a warped, [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]] one), and recognizes what he's doing isn't working, yet he chooses to pin the blame on external forces or goes about his way anyways. The more likely answer to his perceived retardation is that he is just really, really stupid. However, given that he receives [[Monthly tugboat|regular payments from the government]] and does not demonstrate the competence to commit successful fraud, it has to be assumed that he - at some point - was legitimately diagnosed with some kind of disability.

; Is he [[homos|gay]]?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there's no consensus on this. He's certainly into women and [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] while thinking about women; on the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked, makes a practice of meditating upon ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' in order to keep himself straight, and [[semen|he drinks his own semen every time he masturbates]]. Most likely, Chris is either a.) a homophobic straight guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he's an idiot, b.) a homophobic bi-curious guy who thinks people can be duped into straying from the straight path because he personally has homoerotic fantasies that he desperately tries to suppress, or c.) too immature to have a real sexual preference, so he ends up overdoing his straightness.

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref>, though he admits to being turned on by [[Rosechu]] (not as much as a human female, natch), has drawn [[Rule 34]] artwork of his characters, and has depicted himself as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] having sex with a furry version of his ex-[[sweetheart]] [[Ivy]]. He is a furry in the sense that he clearly derives enjoyment from sexualized anthropomorphic animal characters, and personally identifies with a particular anthro character; he is not a furry in the sense that he does not participate in the wider furfag community. Lucky bastards.

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: Probably not, but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. However, given that he [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|stares at a poster with a six-year-old anime girl on it to stay straight]], the fact that he got [[CWC's Second Message|furious]] when accused of being a pedophile (similarly to how he becomes hostile when being accused of being a [[homo]] or having [[Asperger's]]), and the fact that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] were originally jailbait engaging in sexual activity (and even by current [[Sonichu canon|''Sonichu'' canon]], Rosechu was underage when she married Sonichu), there's an argument to be made. He also has stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]], but this is more likely due to his inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia. In short, he's not a baby fucker, but he'll play ball if grass is on the field.

; What does he smell like?
: According to [[Emily]], "rotten watermelons." According to [[Robert Simmons V]], a variant of the [[Colossal Chan|homeless person]] stank. According to field agents, body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]. Point is, [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with ''[[Sonic]]'', anyway?
: He has always liked kids' games, and has won a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on ''Sonic'' titles. ''Sonic'' appears to have certain qualities that attract autistics more than other game series.

; What's the deal with the shirts he always wears?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref>

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist_warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162
</ref> — probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common trait in [[autism]].

; Does Chris drink or do drugs?
: Chris is firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. As far as [[Alcohol|drinking]] is concerned, Chris used to be against it as well, but in an ironic twist, video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] recently surfaced, and it appears he's [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the alcohol ban]] in [[CWCville]], making him a waffler. Given this was self-serving, it should surprise no one. He has also been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]] and [[100 2281|Kahlúa]].

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: Not really, but you can try posting it on [[Krapple|/cwc/]] or hanging out in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] where people who do troll Chris are likely to notice you.

; Why doesn't Chris just lie and tell us he isn't a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] anymore?
: Because he's fucking stupid, and besides, we'd see through it like all his other [[lies]].

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: [[Sonichu_8#The_uncensored_scenes|Here]], you sick fuck.

; Was [[Ivy]] imaginary?
: No. She was a real "fan" who wanted a shout-out in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. See [[Ivy Q&A]] for more info.

; I'm a complete moron, and I keep reading on [[ED]] and [[YouTube]] that [[Ivy]] is his sex doll. Is this so?
: No. His [[Sex toys|sex dolls]] are [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], Booty-Licious, and Yumi. Kimmi has acted as a prop representing Ivy in some videos, hence the confusion, but Ivy is most definitely real and was in contact with Chris. Disregard anything you read on either ED or YouTube. The [[CWCki]] is the only [[TRUE and HONEST]] source for Chris-related material.

; Is any of this real?
: Chris is a real human being and not a hoax or fictional character. The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter. For various (good) reasons, the CWCki is largely from Chris's point of view - that is, information presented here is what Chris acknowledges to be true. Most of the trolls on this site are merely players in the stage that is Chris's life. It's probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much like it's best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are contrived.

; I want to e-mail Chris and pretend to be [[Megan]]/[[Jimmy Hill]]/[[Jesus]]/[[Michael Snyder]]. Can I have his e-mail?
: It's ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. But srsly, Chris doesn't read his e-mails. He [[Kacey Call 23|told Kacey]]: ''"I don't even bother to open their e-mails. So I just expand on the e- on the sender's address and then add them to my block list."''

; What's this about Chris hating ''[[Harry Potter]]''?
: As Chris mentions [[Mailbag_7#Harry Potter: total spaz|here]] and [[Mumble 2|here]], Chris pretty much hated it since it was "competition" for ''[[Pokémon]]''. However, he did own a PSone ''Harry Potter'' game, and his stance softened under [[Jackie]]'s influence.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].

; Why does Chris call his welfare check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: Basically, it's a very weird contortion of the phrase "Our ship has come in," referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $809 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat — like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]] — coming in for him.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: Chris's current [[YouTube]] channel is [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler]. He deleted all of his videos, save one ([[100 2357.MOV|his farewell message]]), in [[November 2010]] but began uploading videos again in August 2011. After this account was suspended for attempted blackmail, new YouTube videos began to appear on [http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCvilleProductions CWCvilleProductions]. He occasionally puts stuff up on [[Facebook]].

:Chris's [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|original website]] is dead, as is his wiki, the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris hasn't written a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic since [[February 2010]] and is unlikely to ever do another one.

; What are his dox?
: Chris goes through his mail and supposedly filters out [[troll]] letters. [[Barb|His mother]] does likewise, though she sometimes reads the content but disregards it as something she already knows. If you think writing a handwritten letter (or doing something lulzy) to Chris or his mother will somehow force him to read it and convince Chris to change the errors of his ways, you are almost certainly out of luck.

: Likewise, with Chris's phone; generally, they let it go to the answering machine since so many trolls call. Before his untimely demise, [[Bob]] would pick up the phone and keep track of who called for legal reasons. Chris will generally not answer his cellphone unless it's a number he recognizes.

: But if you insist, you can find them [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|here]] and [[dox|here]].

; Where can I learn more about this guy?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [http://cwcki.forumer.com The CWCki Forum] the official forum of this fine wiki
:* [[/cwc/]] imageboard
:* [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu (IRC chat)]]
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (not quite as reliable)

==References==
<references />

[[Category:Special]]

CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1

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First! lol. Really, I love the new wiki. Easier to use than the old one. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:29, 26 January 2009 (CET)

==Fun fact about [[CWCki]]==

I was just curious what our ratio of users to admins are and right now compared to Wikipedia. Right now, we're at about 93 users to every admin, as opposed to roughly 6,000 users to every admin on Wikipedia. The moar you know. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:51, 18 June 2009 (CEST)

==Minor project of sorts==

Some older articles, like early videos sometime link to the videos instead of showing them actually in the article. Like, they'll say "Click here to watch the video" or they'll link to Chris's video by actually linking to an external video when it really should go to an internal link (as in an article about that video). One thing people can do is fix this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:36, 16 June 2009 (CEST)

==Categorizing videos - POLICY TYPE VOTE==

When I normally establish some sort of policy, I try to be like a judge and using precedent (like Wikipedia guidelines) to establish some sort of ruling in our situation, like about notability for trolls and people like that.

However, I feel for a policy with categorizing videos is in order and we can discuss this in a democratic fashion.

The problem currently is that sometimes people will make videos for articles or it'll be hard to find videos because they'll erroneously be entitled "Captain's Log" when they're really just addressed to one person. For instance, [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] was erroneously titled "Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009." Chris did not start the video with "Captain's Log" nor was he addressing his fanbase (two traits of a typical "Captain's Log" video). There are other videos like this, videos that really aren't Captain's Log but being attributed as such, even though they're really private messages to people.

I forget where this discussion arose but the current was based on this problem - Chris is usually too lazy to give his videos title, so you get videos like ECV 00095" which means nothing to someone trying to find the video. Personally, I proposed that we use AVDierten's names for the videos like "The Realization", "The Beginning", etc. The complaint was that it was too opinionated, focusing mostly on what Arjen was thinking and not so much about the video itself. So, instead, we pretty much called any video Chris made a Captain's Log. Problem is, that this was when Chris's videos were mostly addressed to his fans and that on a rare occasion would a video addressing someone would come out. In addition, I don't think it should be called a Captain's Log unless he says "Captain's Log" (though his earlier videos were in this format yet he doesn't use the phrase).

Of course, since then, we have a whole category of videos. Some are videos intended solely for someone. Some are leaked videos acquired by trolls. Some are just Chris doing weird and stupid shit. Things have changed and so has our system of categorizing.

So let's discuss a better way of categorizing videos. In my personal opinion, I think Arjen's names for the videos should be used considering they're the "standard" and a troll will usually know which video you mean if you cite "The Realization" or "Chrissy Lies Through His Fangs." We could find a way to slightly tweak the current system. Or we could just stick with whatever Chris names the videos.

The possibilities are endless. Put your thoughts here and let's try and come up with a new system. Discussion ends in one week, 12 June 2009. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:58, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

*I agree for the most part. The videos categorised under "The Captain's Log" should be solely that - logs and updates by Chris on his life, not ones such as the Miyamoto video or ones to Ivy. [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 02:22, 6 June 2009 (CEST)

**Actually, I think maybe we can split up the current video template (which is now being generically called "Captain's Log") - actual Captain's Log videos and a template for miscellaneous videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:17, 13 June 2009 (CEST)

::*That last comment above got posted as I was typing up what follows below. I'll just say in response to that most recent suggestion that it seems like a good, obvious idea at first glance, but that when you consider how thin the line actually is between a lot of Captain's Logs and a lot of other videos, it wouldn't make much sense to split the two groups so completely apart like that. Check out my frickin' treatise below, do some more pondering, and come on back, ya hear? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 00:43, 13 June 2009 (CEST)

I guess I found this discussion just in time, since I've really been wanting to put in my 4cents! I actually have a lot of ideas for organizing the Template, which I've been slowly modifying on my way through "re-transcribing" all of Chris's videos. (About halfway there, at this point!) Anyway, not all of these ideas agree with one another, but here goes:

Plan zero (just some ground rules):

Any video that includes a majority of the following features - Chris introducing himself, mentioning the date, addressing a wide audience, saying "Captain's Log" - should be classified (or re-classified) to the Captain's Log section. Sometimes, Chris will say "Captain's Log", but it won't really be one, and sometimes, he won't say "Captain's Log", but it clearly will be one, judging by all of those other features. So, that's my suggestion for sorting them out. I should add that for non-Captain's Log videos, I'm against using AVDierten's naming. Those are a form of artificial designation, and they should be officially adopted only grudgingly, if at all. I'll keep thinking about alternatives.

Plan one:

Keep all titles the same for now and just massage the current categories so that - again - they're less artificial. For example, I really don't think that there should be an "Animals" category. When you stop and think about it, Chris doesn't really make "videos about animals" (unless they're Hedgehogs); it's just that a number of his more random videos happen to mention animals in some way. These can all be re-distributed among "Trolls", "Gal-pals and Sweethearts", and "Other", I think. And while "Animals" is being dismantled, "Ivy" might almost be a category worthy of creation apart from all other "Gal-pal and Sweetheart" videos. I've been focusing on the Captain's Logs, so I'm really not sure how solid any of this plan is, even though it sounds solid to me now.

Plan two:

Radically opposed to plan one, this alternative suggestion is that the entire template be totally re-formatted to simply present all of Chris's videos in chronological order. This would remove all decision-making as to what - yet again - ''artificial'' groupings to shove his videos into; everything would just be in one long list. On the one hand, this would make it significantly harder to browse by subject. But on the other hand, this would make it extraordinarily simple to browse all videos by date of release, as there currently seems to be no way of doing. It all depends on people's priorities.

Anyway, I'll be around if there's some tweaking to be done to these ideas or whatever. :3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 00:38, 13 June 2009 (CEST)

*You make an interesting point about artificial designation but the issue here is about usability as well. I have to spend a while to find videos sometimes under the current system because I have a fuzzy notion of when videos come out. Let's say I'm looking for [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|this video]] - I don't think in terms of "I'm looking for the video for the video from August 2008" but rather "I'm looking for the video where he says 'IN DA EAR.'"

:The formal result of this, at least for the time being, is to just stick with the system we have now because it'll be a bitch to rename everything and fix links and that sort of thing. Maybe we should just do a better job of having key words from videos like "IN DA EAR" or "I'M NOT A PEDOFORK YOU DORKS" redirect to the appropriate video. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 17 June 2009 (CEST)

==English usage?==
While I think we can agree we won't use Moonspeak here, but what about English usage? Could we use American English because a majority of trolls are American? I don't mean to be an Amerifag but it's annoying as hell to add unnecessary vowels to words when spellcheck says it's wrong. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:25, 27 January 2009 (CET)

if there is an american english setting, i can't find it, the language code is simply "en" for english... i didn't even know mediawiki featured a spellcheck system, i thought that was my browser --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 10:53, 27 January 2009 (CET)
**Err, that's what I mean, with Firefox. I use Firefox and everything comes up misspelled when I see words like "colour" and such. It's not a huge ordeal, and I know Wikipedia uses British English but I think we should stick to American English. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:02, 28 January 2009 (CET)
***I refuse to use anything less than the TRUE and ORIGINAL English. It's a minor point anyway, but I don't see any real reason to stop spelling things correctly. --[[User:ZAPPED|ZAPPED]] 14:59, 2 February 2009 (CET)

I, for one, have no problem seeing either being used interchangingly. Although I write American, I'm cool with whatever version. [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke]] 05:20, 25 February 2009 (CET)

:Well I'll say since the TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu creator, [[Jimmy Hill]] is English... I'd say whatever the fuck you want to spell it seems right, bith are acceptable forms of ENGLISH spelling.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 05:35, 25 February 2009 (CET)

since the vast majority of our users are americans, it's best that we use american english in the articles. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 05:30, 17 March 2009 (CET)
*SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:33, 17 March 2009 (CET)

==Spanish Usage==

As the new video shows, Chris intends to demonstrate his (almost non-existant) foreign language skills. I haven't found data about Manchester High Spanish classes but I posit that he learned Latin-American Spanish (I.E. we use the term "computadora" for computer, but not "ordenador" or "computador" from our brethen across the ocean). Virginia has a known population of Mexican Inmigrants, so it's very likely that his teacher learned that variation of the language. I propose that any translations from Spanish to English to use Latin-American Spanish for reference. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 22:11, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

==Possessive of Chris==
It's Chris's. From the very first page of Skunk & White's "Elements of Style", third edition:
''1. Form the possessive singular of nouns by adding 's. ''
''Follow this rule whatever the final consonant. Thus write :''
''Charles's friend ''
''Burns's poems ''''
''the witch's malice ''
''Exceptions are the possessives of ancient proper names in -es and -is, the possessive Jesus' and such'' ''form as for conscience' sake, for righteousness' sake.'' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:09, 7 February 2009 (CET)

==Ages?==
Has there ever been a page concerning the warped ages of the Sonichu comic. Because they're really fucked up.--[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
*Do it. It could be incorporated into an existing article, most likely [[Sonichu 8]] would be a good spot, but yeah, it'd be a good thing to discuss, both the age change thing and how some Rosechus are older even though the only known ones were made during the rainbow thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:55, 9 March 2009 (CET)

==If Chris ever found CWCki==
Since this was discussed in Mumble - I think Chris's mind would be blown at the size of the Wiki, documenting every single thing about him and everything he cares about, but I think there's a good chance he'd say "IT'S ALL LIES AND SLANDER!" I think there's a 5% chance he'd get an account and try and edit shit, then we'd be like "OH CHRIS, LOL." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:28, 18 March 2009 (CET)
*i hope he'd add to it and try to portray himself in a more positive way. although we aren't that harsh to chris on here, now that i think about it --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:23, 24 March 2009 (CET)
*His input would be valuable going by the precedence he set from the ED article. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:46, 1 May 2009 (CEST)

==Suggestions for Featured Articles==
I've been adding them lately to feature articles that I think are really good, but so far I've run out of ideas what to feature that are interesting in a "Huh, I did not know about that" way and have lots of information. I felt like changing the new one to [[Rosechu]] mostly because I ran out of ideas and not to mention I couldn't get Fail or [[Yawning Squirtle]] to go with a nice format for the front page.

Anyways, as I'd rather avoid pages I've extensively worked on, leave suggestions for pages you think should be featured here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:55, 25 March 2009 (CET)
*Don't worry about wether you've worked on them or not. Worry about wether they are fun to read and if they will make people interested in reading the wiki. :3 (and I'll be thinking about featured articles) [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 11:39, 29 March 2009 (CEST)

==The Scrapbook==

[[PandaHalo]] has finally delivered and she has delivered us the [[Scrapbook of Fail]], scanned. These are high res scans (well, better than the the images we have now) and I will be uploading all of it here. In the process, I will remove the lower res images since they're shitty images he got from his PSP from images from his computer. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:42, 25 March 2009 (CET)

==Something buggy with the site==
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=IRC_%2820_January_2009%29&curid=1408&diff=9837&oldid=5104 This diff on this site] gets some bug and won't show the diff. --[[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 14:46, 13 April 2009 (CEST)
*It's not a bug, it's either PHP or MySQL timing out because the page is gigantic. There's not really much that can be done about it as long as the site's hosted on 110mb. --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 22:43, 13 April 2009 (CEST)

==Audio Recording Transcriptions==
These definitely need to be done for the mumble and psn chats, either that, or brief summaries for each so you know what you're downloading. --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 22:41, 13 April 2009 (CEST)
*There quite a few summaries of these in the corresponding PVCC threads. That does mean getting it from the old database I believe, because they changed forums or whatever... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 22:58, 13 April 2009 (CEST)
**Who has the old databases, and how would we be able to access them? --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 00:36, 14 April 2009 (CEST)
*** http://www.mediafire.com/?tjw2ynjyzjg I'll just leave this here. ^^ [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:19, 14 April 2009 (CEST)

==If Chris Discovers CWCki - Policy Vote type deal==
===UPDATE===
Not sure how pissed Cogs would be if I told what she had in mind for this, but she came up with a solution that is the best of both worlds, in that we neither have to deal with Chris fucking up CWCki yet would be easy enough for him to use and we don't have to worry about him finding out sensitive stuff. Sorry if you felt like you voted in vain but trust me, this is gonna be awesome.

Details to follow in good time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:28, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

<STRIKE>I have [[User:Champthom/Chris, if you find this...|here]] a sort of message Chris should he ever discover CWCki. Clyde and I believe cogs have stated support for showing Chris our fine wiki and I think this message is a good policy on how to handle Chris should he ever discover CWCki.

Obviously you are free to edit the policy and perhaps we should do a vote of sorts to determine if this should be official policy or not and moved into the CWCki portal.

Voting will end 01 May 2009 (since that's an easy date to remember). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:04, 28 April 2009 (CEST)

*Okay, I'll extend it until 07 May 2009. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:28, 2 May 2009 (CEST)</STRIKE>

:Prithee, where do we vote? [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 11:54, 3 May 2009 (CEST)
**Right here, dude. Just say "Aye" or "Nay" or "Yes" or whatever floats your boat. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:05, 3 May 2009 (CEST)

:* I think the message is pretty cool, but I'd say the system you are proposing is too complex for Chris. He's going to shut down or ignore it as soon as he sees it. Shouldn't we just let him edit articles? We always have the original version backed up, so we can then edit his edits again to have them show both our and chris's view. (if we show chris this letter, we are running the risk that he starts sperging because he doesn't understand, and won't really edit anything at all. If we just let him edit freely we're motivating him moar. Remember, it's a tard we're working with. ^^) [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 16:12, 3 May 2009 (CEST)
::*Aye to what RachmaninovDESU says. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 22:15, 3 May 2009 (CEST)
::*By all means, change the page to what you want to reflect it. I see what you're getting at, just you could express what you want than I can. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:20, 3 May 2009 (CEST)
::*Aye to this idea in general. --[[User:Mr Mittens|Mr Mittens]] 21:31, 3 May 2009 (EST)
:*Aye. Chris is likely to disregard the message, and spout the same old drivel about his words being twisted around. However, the prospects of him dropping new information, insight or drawings is too good to ignore. At worst it'll result in the creation of a 'Christian and CWCki' page. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 06:36, 4 May 2009 (CEST)
:*Aye. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:15, 5 May 2009 (CEST)

===***MAJOR UPDATE***===
Remember how I said to just wait and see? I can now announce the [[CWCipedia]], which is now Chris's OFFICIAL (but not originial) site. Ideally, Chris is going to use this as a way to "get out the truth" (though it seems like he'll mostly use it to upload the comics) but there's one page on Sexual Orientation and an update from 06 June 2009 that we can cite. So yeah, CWCipedia is a website you can cite as an authoritative and publicly available source. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:17, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

==Remove [[Da update]]==

Suggestion: Redirect this page to [[2009]] so we don't have to update 3 pages (including [[Template:Da update|the template]]) every time something happens. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 08:36, 4 May 2009 (CEST)
* Da Update should really be for current events that are too minor to be in the main timeline, or ongoing events, it's not being used properly now. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 23:48, 4 May 2009 (CEST)
**Agreed. We have to keep Da Update. It's a useful short-term timeline based on a classic running joke. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:15, 5 May 2009 (CEST)

==Sonichu Fan Comics==
Just curious, are there any?--[[User:Jericho|Jericho]] 18:15, 17 May 2009 (CEST)
* I only know of [[Sonichu finale]]. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 18:57, 17 May 2009 (CEST)

==Organization of emails==

I've been pasting large sets of documents like [[Blanca E-mails]] and [[PSN Blogs]] and I want to make sure they're organized well. The way [[Chris E-Mails]] are listed right now is mostly chronological, which is fine but we can separate them by topic instead. I'm thinking of moving stuff out of [[Chris E-mails 2004]]...[[Chris E-mails 2008]] in the following way:

* [[PaRappa emails]] - create this page with the ~17 emails with Megan, Susan@PVCC, and PaRappa contest support
* [[Megan emails]] - ~30 other emails with Megan and Tyler/Tony
* [[ED emails]] - emails from Chris to Anna, Megan, Wikimedia, Fox and NBC
* Move the 2 emails with Mary Lee Walsh to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
* Move the 1 email with Robert Simmons V to [[Robert Simmons V]]
* Add the 3 emails of trolls sending Chris's nudes from his aol address to [[Nudes]]

This should make emails easier to find, easier to link for reference, and give them more context for losers to read straight through. We already have these emails not in the chronological lists:

* [[Miyamoto Saga]] - complete with 83 emails
* [[Cole Smithey]] - has all the emails with Cole
* [[Blanca E-mails]] - complete with 143 emails
* [[White knight emails]] - 10 and growing
* [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] - 1
* [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] - 1

[[User:Axe|Axe]] 00:11, 21 May 2009 (CEST)

*well, i think the emails should be listed in chronological order, and grouped by topic and year. this allows readers to read up on a whole subject while also being able to put particular emails in perspective. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 00:43, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

** I don't follow. Chronological and by topic, which comes first? [[User:Axe|Axe]] 11:25, 10 June 2009 (CEST)

*Could we have both, with an option to choose at the [[email]] page? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:03, 10 June 2009 (CEST)
** this is what i mean, chronological order, but '''grouped''' by topic and year. two categories of email articles, one filled with pages named "2007", "2008", "2009", etc. and the other filled with pages named "Megan Emails", "Cole Emails", etc. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 23:13, 10 June 2009 (CEST)

== Categorization of articles ==
{{quote|The category structure is (ideally) a multi-hierarchy with a single root category. All categories (except root category 1) should be contained in at least one other category, and there should be no cycles (i.e. a category should not contain itself, directly or indirectly). The category structure should reflect a hierarchy of concepts, from the most generic one down to the very specific.|[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Category#Category_considerations meta.wikimedia.org]}}

as it stands, i can't easily assess the category structure because we don't have a root category. please discuss what the root category should be called, and start categorizing the categories. start with broad, general categories and then make increasingly more specific categories as needed. you can use [[Special:Version|DynamicPageList]] and [[Special:CategoryTree|CategoryTree]] to visualize the structure once the root category is in place. please refer to [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Category the metawiki page about categories] for guidance. we'll have to develop some conventions for naming categories, so discuss that here too. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 17:33, 25 June 2009 (CEST)

:*Are you saying that we're supposed to have a single "root" category for the entire wiki? That would obviously have to be "Chris" (or "Chris-chan" or whatever), but then, every single page would be tagged with the category "Chris" and that category would become meaningless. On the other hand, if we're supposed to have mutltiple "root" categories, then just off the top of my head, I'd suggest "Videos", "Writings", "Comics", "Art", and "People". The sub-categories that these would break down into already exist in most cases, either in Template or Category form. Note that I'm almost certainly neglecting some good suggestions for "root" categories with my list. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:00, 25 June 2009 (CEST)

:*Maybe the root category should just be called "Category" (like the category of categories) and then split off into "[[:Category:Chris-chan|Chris-chan]]" (for actual articles) and then into [[:Category:CWCki|CWCki]] (for meta stuff concerning the site). With Chris-chan, pretty much every non-meta category would rise from it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 25 June 2009 (CEST)

::*pretty much, yeah. you have a root category called, for instance, "Category". then it has subcategories "Chris-chan" and "CWCki"(that should be all we need for now). then, "Chris-chan" has all its subcategories like "Sonichu", "Antics", whatever. then these categories have their own subcategories, and so on. you end up with a giant tree that you can navigate the whole cwcki through, if you make sure that uncategorised categories and pages don't stay uncategorised for long. note that pages can be in multiple categories, but should not be in a category which one of their other categories is a child of. also note that pages will not all have "Category: Category" at the bottom of the page; only those specifically mentioned in the article will be included in the little category box at the bottom. for instance if [[:Category:CWCki]] had parent [[:Category:Category]], then this page would not be in [[:category:Category]] unless <nowiki>[[Category:Category]]</nowiki> was included. does this make sense? if not please refer to the meta-wiki page, it explains things a lot better than i can. but the idea is that once everything is properly categorised we will be able to navigate the whole wiki using only category pages --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 21:31, 25 June 2009 (CEST)

== WikiTimeLine errors ==
did somebody fuck around with common.js or something --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 14:10, 12 July 2009 (CEST)
[[Category:CWCki]]
*That's what I was going to ask you :3. Seriously, when it started there wasn't anything in Recent Changes of anyone fucking around with the main page or common.js or anything unusual like that, so I have no idea what caused it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:04, 12 July 2009 (CEST)
*i'll delete wikitimeline in a bit. it was left there in case someone got around to making it work, but looks like it's more trouble than it's worth --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 14:54, 14 July 2009 (CEST)

==Mirror Videos Project==
A lot of pages are still linking to videos from Chris's old accounts, which is now suspended, so now they don't work. If some of you can go about replacing dead videos with videos from TheCWCvilleLibrary, that'd be terrific.

Also, for some reason, they're missing the video where Chris says he drinks his own semen and craps his pants. Someone needs to mirror that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:11, 14 July 2009 (CEST)

==ScarletSanctum==

I noticed there's nothing written on ScarletSanctum. http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum and a text search http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Search?search=ScarletSanctum&fulltext=Search comes up with no results as well. --[[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 03:08, 15 July 2009 (CEST)
*That's because all we know (publicly) is that she is a friend of Chris who posts videos of their fun times together and that is that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 15 July 2009 (CEST)
:*To clarify, it's far more interesting to document Chris's exploits in the real world and the lulzy stuff he does than document the person who is doing the documenting. That information can easily be incorporated into any article of the former. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 15 July 2009 (CEST)

==The Week of Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown==
03 August (less than two weeks away) is the second anniversary of Chris losing miserably to [[Adam Stackhouse]]. As this is an epic milestone in Chris's life, and captures so much of what is fail about Chris, I am proposing that the week of 03 August will be the Week of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]. We'll feature the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] article for the week (might help to improve it in the meantime), show all the contestant videos that Chris insisted sucked, feature quotes from Chris about the contest (like how he wanted to have his "first time in bed" with Megan), and stuff like that.

All I ask is someone remind me on 02 August or around then because otherwise, I'll forget this shit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:55, 21 July 2009 (CEST)
*The best laid schemes of mice and men aft gang afey. Seriously, never expected things with Liquid Chris to get so motherfucking crazy. I was expecting this to be a slow week, but quite contrary we've gotten some of the most serious lulz in quite some time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:23, 7 August 2009 (CEST)

==Stuff in Chrissy's room==
[[Image:Fakevsrealcwc.jpg|none]] So watching http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC , I noticed something. Chris has two items in [[Chris's room|his room]] I don't see mentioned on this site. But they're things the imposter doesn't have. (1) Chrissy always has a large floor fan in his room and he always has it running. (2) Chrissy always has some kind of globe thing in his room that he always leaves flashing. --[[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 14:49, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

Hmm what about an article on how he always punches at (sometimes hitting) the camera? --[[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 22:39, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

CWCki:Operation Grammatification

2012-04-23T22:37:07Z

Anonybot: Robot: Unlinking "Fail"

'''Operation Grammatification''' is a task force started by chief grammarian and copy-editor [[User:Apostrophe]]. The objective is to improve the grammar, style and coherence of text on the Wiki; clear, coherent text is especially important, given that our main subject is a manchild known for his utter ''lack'' of coherence.

If you're not certain about how something looks, feel free to run it by Apostrophe for a once-over. Or take one of the tasks below:

==Userbox==
Members who contribute to this project are free to use this user box to their user page:
<nowiki>{{GrammarNazi}}</nowiki>
which produces
{{GrammarNazi}}

==Tasks==
===Spelling and grammar check===
*Any quotes directly from Chris are to be quoted as-is, ALLCAPS and spelling/grammar errors intact. There's not even a need for [sic] unless it's a very short quote; otherwise, there would be [sic]s all over the place.
*"It's" is short for "it is" or "it has." If you're not sure whether you should be using "its" or "it's," just try replacing it with "it is" and see if it still makes sense. If it doesn't, then you probably want "its."
*"However," when used to connect two phrases/clauses, should have a semicolon before it and a comma after. ("Blah blah blah; however, blah blah blah.")
*If you find two or more consecutive sentences beginning with the same word or phrase, try rephrasing one so that it begins with something different.
*"Y" does not change to "ie" when pluralizing proper names. Therefore, "[[My Little Pony]]s" is the proper plural. Similarly, Pokémon names are not pluralized; i.e., one Pikachu, two Pikachu.
*If you need an ellipsis, use either the ellipsis character "…" or three periods "..."; no more than three except the end of a sentence, which uses four. Similarly, use an em dash "—" instead of two hyphens "--", and don't forget the é when spelling words that use it. (Ellipsis is option-semicolon on the Mac; em dash is option-shift-hyphen, and é is option-e, then let go of option and hit another E. On Windows, special characters can be made by holding down alt, pressing a combination of keys on the ''keypad'', and then releasing alt. é is alt+0233, — is alt+0151, and … is alt+0133.)
*Most browsers have spell checks. Don't be afraid to use them.
*Don't be afraid to double-check transcriptions, in case a spelling error happens to be the fault of the transcriber and not Chris.
*One space after punctuation. Not two or twelve.
*Don't be lazy and use words like "recently." If something happened, say ''when'' it happened, like "In June 2010, Chris blah blah blah."
*Don't make pothole links to [[lie]] or fail.

===Proper wiki formatting===
*The name of the article should be bolded at the beginning. <nowiki>'''Like this'''</nowiki>, not <nowiki>[[like this]]</nowiki>, because it's bad formatting to link an article to itself just to make the bolds. That, and if the article ends up moved, you then break the link-to-itself trick. [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Oversized_Drinking_Straw_of_Fail&diff=67174&oldid=64357 This edit] is a good example of why you use '''bolds''' and not brackets.
*With very few exceptions, don't wikilink to the same article more than once or twice in an article. Linking ''every'' instance of the same word is overkill, especially if that word is [[Chris]]; we all know the subject of this wiki, so we don't need a million links to remind us. If you feel a need to make it clear that you're talking about comic Chris or real-life Chris, then write carefully to avoid any ambiguity.
*There shouldn't be any reason to use the HTML line-break tag, <nowiki> </nowiki>. If you want to keep images and other floating elements (images) from overlapping, use {{tl|clear}}.
*For that matter, there shouldn't be use for any other HTML tags. <s>Strikeout gags</s> aren't funny, so don't use strikeout unless you're quoting something that has struck-out text. If you want italics, use two tick marks <nowiki>''</nowiki>; for bold, three.
*There also shouldn't be any reason to use ALLCAPS unless quoting or paraphrasing Chris, or if the article name is in all-caps (e.g. [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]). Also, LEGO Bricks or LEGO Blocks is the proper name of the building blocks.
*Images should generally be on the right, unless there's no room to put them there. If an article requires several images, try alternating them or the [edit] tabs will all end up bunched up at the bottom.
*A quick way to make a link to a plural: <nowiki>[[Plural]]s</nowiki>, which saves you from having to pipe the link. The same goes for any other suffix you can think of adding, such as <nowiki>[[add]]ing</nowiki>.
*References go ''after'' punctuation.
*If the name of an article begins with an article (a, an or the), or with a punctuation mark (e.g. /cwc/), use a DEFAULTSORT template so that it's sorted by whatever follows the article or punctuation mark. For instance, [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] has <nowiki>{{DEFAULTSORT:Girl Who Brought Down the World}}</nowiki> so that it's indexed under G for "Girl." /cwc/ should be sorted under C.
**Similarly, use defaultsort templates so that full names of people are sorted by their ''last'' name. For instance, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] should be default-sorted as "Walsh, Mary Lee" so that it appears under "W" in categories.
* Don't link a bunch of adjacent words. This makes it too confusing to figure out that you've actually got several links next to each other.
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki

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'''GREETINGS, TRUE AND LOYAL SONICHU FAN!''' So, you wish to edit the wiki on the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild? This isn't your average [[4-cent_garbage.com|/b/tard]] shit that you're getting yourself into. So here's a cwc (pronounced: 'quick') guide to CWCki:

==When it comes to dates, be a Eurofag==

This: dd Month Year

Example: today is {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}.

Not this: Month dd, year

Example: today is {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}.

Likewise, avoid numerical dating ('''{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}''' or '''{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}''') because that confuses the hell out of people depending if you're a Eurofag or Americunt.

While Americanized spellings are the standard, it's still a good idea to use Eurofag dating to avoid confusion.

Furthermore, it's easier to link to.

For instance, if you went with Eurofag dating, to link to a month, all it would be is:

'''<nowiki>dd [[Month Year]]</nowiki>'''

whereas an Americunt dating would be:

'''<nowiki> Month dd [[Month Year|Year]]</nowiki>'''

==When it comes to spelling, be an Americunt==

Chris is American as are a majority of trolls. As a result, Americanized English is the standard for CWCki. So no unnecessary vowels (unnecessary us, os, etc.), it's a "truck" and not a "lorry," it's an "elevator" and not a "lift," etc.

However, on a similar note, please be considerate of our Eurofag brethren. Some Eurofags are not totally familiar with American TV shows, food chains, etc. which Chris frequently references so it is helpful to add a mild explanatory note for these (such as comparing Chris's beloved [[Golden Corral]] to British Pub Restaurant chain Beefeaters). For instance, if a game title has a different title in Europe, by all means mention this (such as how ''[[Animal Crossing]]: City Folk'' was known as ''Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City'' in Europe).

==The possessive of Chris is "Chris's"==

Your English teacher was wrong. When it comes to proper nouns, you are suppose to append 's at the end, even if the name ends in "s" (the exception is formal archaic name, like [[GodJesus|Jesus]], but then it'd be "the parables of Jesus" or a name where it would be very awkward to add another s, like "Jess").

Page 1 of Strunk & White's ''[[Wikipedia:The Elements of Style|The Elements of Style]]'' states this, and this is the standard [http://www.economist.com/research/styleGuide/index.cfm?page=841359 The Economist] uses. Some argue the opposite but those people are [[slow-in-the-minds]].

==Sign your comments==
If you're making a comment on the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]] or on a talk page, please sign your comments. It's four tildes in a row (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>). That way, we know who said what and makes life a whole lot easier.

==Don't be a namefag==

'''DON'T FUCKING ADD YOURSELF.'''

The general guideline for trolls having their own articles are trolls who have interacted directly with Chris and have been referred to by Chris in some explicit way (such as [[Clyde Cash]]).

There are a few exceptions but for the most part, unless we've heard of you via Chris, you don't warrant your own article. Besides, no one probably gives a shit about your shitty troll persona or your shitty CWC site (lol).

You are however free to do with your User Page on CWCki as you wish, within reason (i.e. don't add a zillion pics not related to Chris to it, or use it as a text dump for your porn site passwords, etc).

==A note on notability==
Related to namefaggotry is notability.

While not as strict as [[Wikipedia:Notability in Wikipedia|Wikipedia]], CWCki still maintains a guideline of notability: '''if Chris has responded to someone or something, it warrants a mention on CWCki.'''

In other words, a random guy who makes a video response to Chris doesn't warrant their own article. Otherwise, we'd have a wiki full of faggots trying to be funny with "NASTY, CHRIS DRINKS HIS OWN SEMEN!"

To clarify, by the first part, someone or something that has caused a response from Chris warrants mention on CWCki. For instance, [[Evan]] warrants his own article because of the infamous [[masturbating and squirtin']] e-mail as well as [[Simonla Rosechu]]. [[Clyde Cash]] warrants his own article as Chris has made several videos threatening Clyde's life.

The major exception to this rule is any mainstream media references to Chris. No, not some random blogger or some random person on YouTube but actual TV, radio stations, or high profile blogs (ex. Fark, The Atlantic, etc.). These references should be incorporated into the Chris related media they cite.

And of course, anything Chris does or says is notable and deserves mention on the CWCki.

This does not mean everything Chris mentions gets an article - it should just be mentioned ''somewhere,'' preferably in existing articles.

There are of course exceptions that are dealt with on a case by case basis.

==Brevity is wit==

Don't ramble on unnecessarily. '''Learn to edit yourself'''. Read what you've written. Is everything in it entirely necessary? Can it be reworded to better effect? Think about what you yourself might read. Would you really be interested in reading a 10,000 page treatise on the psychology of Chris's bowel movements? So why should anybody else? If so, what the Hell is wrong with you?

This especially goes for summaries. Remember what they are - ''summaries''. They shouldn't be longer than the transcription/article being commented upon. Keep psychological mumbo-jumbo to a minimum, or preferably, to yourself.

===Suppress your own Autistic urges.===

This goes for fans of anime, video games, and comics; religious or political views; as well as different sexual fetishes. Chris might own your videogame or watch your anime or mention something about which you hold a very strong opinion. He may even mention it quite frequently. This doesn't mean it warrants a CWCki page, and it certainly doesn't mean that you need to reference it every third article or write about how Chris's understanding or interpretation of Contemporary Post-Trotskyist Feminine Theory is incorrect.

==LURK MOAR==

Before adding an article, check to see if it hasn't been added already. CWCki isn't exactly [[Chris and Wikipedia|Wikipedia]] or [[ED]], so everything might not be redirected. You may have to search a bit but it helps if you look for articles before duplicating them. Same applies to images.

If you think a redirect would be appropriate for a particular search phrase, go ahead and add it: <nowiki># REDIRECT [[target page]]</nowiki>. Keep in mind, that the phrase should be a fairly generic and common term, and relevant to the particular target.

==Privacy==

Information wants to be free, blah blah blah. While CWCki is very unabashedly uncensored, it's wise to wait before posting things. Although Chris is very dense when it comes to denying the truth even when clearly presented to him, some trolls are sensitive about leaked info and wish that their "covers" not be "blown" so be considerate.

==LURK MOAR==

Some people come here straight from reading the [[ED]] article on Chris and decide they want their hand in editing. Unfortunately, the ED article on Chris-chan is frequently out of date, or it misses out on very recent developments.

If you're going to be editing CWCki, hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]. It's a hot source of all the goings on with Chris and keeps up to date with all the most recent happenings. Just don't be a fag or else you'll be banned.

Likewise, spend some time reading and listening to everything Chris related, including the chat logs, sex audio, all of his videos, [[Mumble]] chats, etc. Yes, it requires an unhealthy amount of time but you'll get deeper into the rabbit hole and want to see how far it goes. These things are generally not on the ED page and you'll miss out on a lot of details on Chris (for instance, [[Reginald Chandler]] or how Chris [[semen|drinks his own semen]].)

==Dive right in==
Even though you should lurk moar, don't be afraid to edit the CWCki. ''Anyone'' can and should edit the CWCki. You do not need to "prove yourself" to get a CWCki account and you will not be banned if you make a mistake.

If you're posting complaints about the CWCki on PVCC or /cwc/, you're doing it wrong. If you see something wrong with CWCki, feel free to make your opinion heard or to take matters into your own hands and fix things.

==Get involved==
CWCki is (mostly) democratic. While not perfectly democratic as say, Wikipedia, users do have influence in policy. While editing articles or contributing to the CWCki in other ways should be #1, it's also good to get involved in the workings of the CWCki. Be sure to regularly check the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]], especially the [[CWCki:Policy|Policy]] and [[CWCki:News]] pages.

Being involved in CWCki inner workings means that you get a say in how the CWCki is run and provide valuable feedback to the CWCki staff to better improve the CWCki user experience. So please, get involved, it's '''your''' CWCki.

==Try to aim for NPOV==
No, this does not mean you cannot say anything bad about Chris. Aim for ''criticism'', not outright bashing of Chris. Likewise, when dealing with other trolling sites, users, etc. try to present them in neutral terms.

So go ahead, criticize Chris, but don't try too hard. If Chris lies, it's fine to say he's a liar. But by implying that by lying he's "scum of the Earth," "a worthless piece of shit," etc. then you're just trying really too hard.

[[CWCki:NOTED|We're not ED]], we're here to document Chris and mocking is mostly indirect.

==Updating da update==

[[Da update]] is perhaps what most people come to CWCki for, to see what is new with Chris. But what constitutes an update?

Chris releasing a new video? Hell yeah!

Leaked stuff with Chris in it? Definitely.

Something you heard off some guy in IRC? No, not really.

Something you heard off [[/cwc/]]? No.

Something you heard that someone heard off ED? Fuck no.

In order for something to be considered update worthy, '''it has to be a publicly available media involving Chris.''' While there are many reliable sources who can provide information on Chris, it still does not hold up to encyclopedic standards, which CWCki strives to adhere to. While it is okay to incorporate such information into articles ''as'' alleged information, it is not an update to say that Chris has ''allegedly'' done something.

==Cite only publicly available media==
On a similar note, '''only publicly available forms of media are acceptable forms of citable material on CWCki.''' This means that PVCC posts, private audio files, etc. are not acceptable to cite in articles, even if the authenticity is without question.

The goal of this is to promote transparency and to allow the trolling community at large to easily verify if the citation is true or not.

==Resize your images==
Please try and resize your images so they're under 150 kb before you upload them. Seriously, it only takes like, a minute in MS Paint to resize them. If you're not sure how, here's a [[Help:Resizing images|handy guide]] on how to resize images. Failing that, we have [[User:Fuckingstupid|resident]] [[User:Whoreos n' Milf|experts]] to answer any further questions, or to help you with resizing things.

If it's a huge animated .gif, then it better be damn funny and/or amusing.

==DO IT, FAGGOT/what goes on CWCki should stay on CWCki==
If you see something wrong or a mistake on CWCki, '''fix it.''' Don't start a thread on [[Krapple|/cwc/]] about how you saw something wrong on CWCki and say how you can't believe it's wrong. Fix it. Don't complain about a video link being dead, find a working link and add it to the article. If you're not sure how to fix it, then make a comment in the article's talk page addressing your concern about the article. Likewise, don't make a thread about how you'd like to see CWCki address [x] topic. Make that article. If it sucks, it'll get deleted. If not, others will have a chance to build it up. If you dislike the quality of the CWCki, don't bitch about it on PVCC, get involved and edit articles to make them higher quality.

Likewise, discussions pertaining CWCki should be on CWCki. If you have a beef with someone, don't bitch about them on [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]. Keep it on CWCki and things can be resolved. Likewise, if you want to collaborate with others to work on an article, you're more than welcome to go to other forums to do this but by all means mention this on the CWCki itself.

==Learn how to pipe==
Read [[Help:A Guide to Piping|this]] as a guide to linking to other articles on the site.

==Conclusion==
Follow these simple rules and you'll become a regular CWCki wikifag in no time!

==See also==
*[[CWCki:CWCki is|What CWCki is and is not]]

[[Category:CWCki policy]]

Talk:Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions

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Figured I should explain why I removed this from the article:

<blockquote>One notable fail is that Chris, as [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|before]], fails at understanding the Bible. Chris interprets Matthew 5:27-30 as Jesus indicting literal adultery (a man being unfaithful to his wife) when Chris was clearly saying that ''any'' sort of impure thought (like, oh let's say, [[mass debating|masturbation]], consuming pornography, owning [[sex toys]], and a number of other things Chris does) is just as bad as committing actual adultery, to the point where it's better than gouge out eyes you use to look lustfully at a woman than to be cast into hell for those lustful thoughts. As Chris subscribes to the "The Bible says whatever I want it to say" school of thought, Chris does not consider this.</blockquote>

In the video Chris, astonishingly, understands that just because he didn't physically cheat on his (fake) girlfriend with another (fake) girl doesn't make it okay, and he still has to atone for it. That seems like an accurate interpretation to me. Yes, Chris has other sins he has to deal with, but the point of the video was to deal with his transgressions against Ivy. --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 06:26, 30 August 2009 (CEST)

Talk:Christmas

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I made this mess as a Christmas present for the lot of you, Damn, Slanderous [[Trolls]]! I love you guys (No [[Homo]]).

Sorry for so many "Incomplete" sections – I posted as much of the article as I could physically manage to compile before Christmas. Also, sorry for the awful English sometimes – I didn't spend as much time correcting it as usual. I would be glad if anyone helps me on whipping this article into proper shape.

However, I hope y'all [[JERKS]] won't hate my [[geinus]] creation. ''Please don't ban me Champthom!''

Happy Holidays everyone :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 20:22, 24 December 2009 (CET)
*Very good, you've managed to take my vague suggestion for a page and turned it into something better. Good job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:44, 25 December 2009 (CET)
**Thanks! :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 08:57, 25 December 2009 (CET)

==To do:==
*"Christmas in the Chandler Family"
*"Presents Chris gives, wishes for, and receives"
*"Christmas-related songs and merch"
*What did Chris do on Christmas 2006? So far, I have found no info on this subject, and it looks like a hole in the timeline :( Any help would be appreciated!
*Probably transform "Presents Chris etc." into lists? "List of presents Chris received", etc.? Dunno if good idea, just brainstorming.

*If I'm correct, there's a bit in one of the [[Jackie e-mails]] where Chris learns that Santa isn't real at around age 15, whereas he gives up on Santa around age 24 (because he wouldn't bring him a pretty girlfriend for Christmas).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:14, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and tracing

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Shouldn't this just be a subsection under [[Chris and art]]?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:01, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*this will turn into a gallery once we figure out more. it's a project [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:48, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*My thoughts exactly, Beat. I think this is a bit too ambitious of a project - trying to get people to read the entirety of the Sonichu /Archie comic canon, then go through and compare it to the Sonichu comics. I think we could say that Chris traces, maybe show an obvious example. I think it can pretty much be assumed that any good drawing Chris does is probably a tracing (a friend of mine who casually follows Chris and is a furfag believes that some of his stuff, like the drawings from the Lifeshare book, are traces from Sonic manuals and shit). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:18, 28 December 2009 (CET)
*well, for now, this is just a project. sticking it in [[Chris and art]] would be a bit messy for the reader. more importantly, if this does take off, then it's best that related discussion is neatly kept away from the [[Chris and art]] discussion. once it's decided that this project is more or less done, then we should take a look at the result and see if it can be merged. until then i think it's best that this is kept here, for the sake of neatness --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 10:12, 28 December 2009 (CET)
*it's going to be a work in progress as long as chris continues to do Sonichu. It WILL NEVER END also i updated it look now it actually has more examples! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:17, 29 December 2009 (CET)
*We should keep it away from [[Chris and art]] for a very good reason; sheer volume. This article got the potential of getting quite huge... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:54, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
i take it no one will mind if i remove that merge tag then. --[[User:Manzanera|manzanera,]] [[User talk:Manzanera|for your pleasure.]] 01:20, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Title change?==

Should this really be called "Chris and ''tracing''"? I understand that Chris is basing his drawings directly off of these drawings, trying his best to imitate them, but he's obviously not literally ''tracing'' them. If he were, they wouldn't suck so damn hard. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 16:34, 29 December 2009 (CET)
:Yes because Chris does use that tracing...thingy. This is CHRIS we're talking about. Maybe some of this earlier ones he did, but look at the more recent ones. He's obviously tracing those [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:05, 29 December 2009 (CET)
*Chris uses one of [http://www.harrietcarter.com/outlet_entertainment-specials/reflect-a-sketch/ these] (it was shown in this video where he's drawing Sonichu to prove he's the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler), though his was a fancier model with a Pokemon theme. It reflects the image and traces the reflection. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:40, 29 December 2009 (CET)
**Are you... are you sure Chris ''traced'' these?? Because if he actually, you know, traced the outlines, his drawings would look at least more decent... I dunno how much you should fail as an artist to suck that much even at ''tracing''! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:17, 30 December 2009 (CET)
**He does hold his pencil all cock-eyed, though, so that might explain some of the fail. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 01:35, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

== New category? ==

Should we add a new image category for Chris's tracings? There are some on this page and some back on [[Chris and art]]. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 17:18, 29 December 2009 (CET)
*I'd support this. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)
*Thirded. [[User:Popobawa69|Popobawa69]] 00:44, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

== Maybe this should be retitled ==

Chris fails at tracing so hard, it's ahrd to tell when he's actually basing it off the original or outright tracing. Maybe it should be called Chris and BLATANT STEALING. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:41, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*We already have an article along the lines of "List of things Chris has ripped off."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:03, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, but these are more specific examples from art. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
***'Chris and art theft'? er, wait, no. there's gotta be a better title for this, 'chris and tracing is too narrow.--[[User:Manzanera|manzanera,]] [[User talk:Manzanera|for your pleasure.]] 01:19, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sonic Adventure 2 Final Battle rip off (hobo chandler and orange sonichu) ==
the entire transformation sequence was ripped off from this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZK79h0q0Ng

thansk to someone on the cwcki [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

* Dear God that boss is phallic. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 19:16, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Reginald Sneasel

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= Age =

I'm pretty sure Reggie's age is because of trying to decipher Chris's poor handwriting. If you look at that comic page in question, you can see the "2" is kind of shaped like a 1. --[[User:Rohav|Rohav]] 12:24, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Gone forever ==

I'm willing to bet we'll never see Reginald again. And that's awesome.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:10, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Sneasel ==

I noticed something in the background of the picture of him giving Tito the finger--there's a poster of a Sneasel behind him, and it looks like he taped a speech bubble onto it. This makes me think Sneasel are among his favorite Pokemon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:10, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:NOOOOOOOOOO! That's my second favourite! --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 15:45, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reginald's color ==

Shiny Sneasel is purple with yellow on his head and for his eye color. He probably intended for Reginald to be shiny (like Christine), but couldn't resist giving him his eye color, and then decided that light blue would work better than purple.

Or not. Also, his body shape is not "completely off". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 04:35, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

Sniny Sneasel are pink, not purple. But you have a point.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:44, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
*maybe he feared he would look like a HOMO if he were pink and thus made him blue to remind people that he is a straight male.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:19, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
**Then why not use the normal colouring instead of the revolting IKEA-style design? Also, the shiny forms of Sneasel and Weavile are horrendous enough. I think Ken should have been punished somehow for that. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:03, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
***Like 16bit said, it could just be a parallel to how christine is shiny and thus special. though in this case its double the special because he is not only shiny, but a shiny shiny with an even specialer (i know its a made up word) color.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:10, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
****Which brings me to a frightening conclusion: Reginald Sneasel is actually another child of Chris. I wouldn't be surprised if this was validated, though questions regarding how he was concieved and how Chris could have been a father at 9 would arise.

A more plausible explanation is that Reginald is a sibling to Chris, although some questions would still arise.
--[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:21, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Though something will always be true in the end with reginald: he is definetly a replacement sue for chris, one who was more succesful in his love quest than chris.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:27, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
*In all honesty I think it's like J0haely said before he's suppose to be shiny but the hot pink just screams HOMO. He didn't use normal colors because it would've looked like [[Niggos|something else]]. Try not to think too hard about it.[[User:Magi-chan|Magi-chan]] 17:33, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:List of Chris's lies

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==To do==
This is a personal thing I very much detest about Chris, that is, how he lies. I think it's wise we document every instance Chris has blatantly lied by describing the lie and how he blatantly says he lies. Case in point - his trip to Redmond, when he never went and he even says to Miyamoto how he had to "mistruth" or some stupid shit like that about the video. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:07, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Maybe we could make sure they are organized by date and time as much as possible, some of us prefer to see it as a slope through his life as progressively gets worse and worse. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:04, 6 August 2010 (EST)

==Comments about lying==
If I'm correct, Chris makes quite a few comments about lying like "I only lie some of the time" in the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 11 November 2009 (CET)

=Hope you got a LOT of spare time=

srsly, this article could be its own wiki if every one was covered. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 18:34, 11 March 2009 (CET)
*I'd mostly want to cover the major ones, the cases where Chris tries to pull a fast one on us but not fooling anyone. I wouldn't see any merit in documenting every single lie, which in some cases could very well be the result of his short term memory (in terms of discrepancies) or if you mean "lies" like that he has autism, when frankly we really can't deny his claims on that.
:Anyways, what I have in mind are the big ones, mostly to show how little Chris cares about his "fans", and how Chris can be a borderline sociopath who sees no problem with lying if it's for himself and how much of a hypocrite he is when he preaches "honesty" all the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:08, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Wow, this page is a lot shorter than I thought it would be.

*That's because no one has really worked on it. Also, please remember to sign your comments (It's four tildas). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 20 April 2009 (CEST)

=Some Other Lies=

I may add upon these sometime, but if someone wants to get started, they can.

*The Sonichu Medallion being shipped back to Chris-chan from Blanca when it is obvious the new one he had was a fake.
*About his Adam & Eve purchases of phallic devices.
*About the batch of nudes that was sent out and he claimed, "They must have hacked my webcam."

**Yes, yes, yes. These are the sorts of things this articles should address. Not half truths, not things Chris could get away with subjectively (for example, Chris "lying" about being fat - objectively he is but the point is that you could get away with saying that it's a matter of aesthetics and a subjective valuation) or exaggerations (like his eye colors - his eyes are really different colors but you'd never notice if he didn't make it fucking obvious in the comics and go on about how his eyes are different colors). I mean flat out lies, like the very basic definition of a lie, a total untruth. One of the most disgusting things about Chris is that he blatantly lies like this and he thinks he's being "clever" and outwitting us but he's just making himself come out worse. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:30, 8 June 2009 (CEST)

*I put in the disclaimer he's adding to all of his comics now because I find it horribly lulzy and so obviously a lie. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 22:41, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

*I think a good companion article to this one would be a list of Chris's excuses, of which he has many. Autism, stress, "it's a parody," lots of people shit their pants from time to time, lots of guys drink their own semen, I'm saving that dildo for my future sweetheart, my counselor said it's okay, etc. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:53, 5 October 2009 (CEST)

==Addressing Liquid==
I felt compelled to do a big spergin' write up of his [[Addressing Liquid]] video to show how full of shit he is. I put it at the end of this as I thought the analysis would be more fitting here than on the video page itself, but if anyone feels it might be better put there or someplace else, or deleted entirely, that's all good. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:48, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*I just wanted to say that was totally awesome. [[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:42, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

== Simonchu ==

Now this is actually a lie:
{{quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story. }}

We have e-mails between Evan and Chris discussing how Chris liked the character, he'd use it in the comic, etc. This is a flat out lie - a self serving one, as I'm guessing Chris thinks he's going to weasel out of a possible lawsuit by claiming he happened to think of an electric-ground hedgehog Pokemon all by himself, which is why professionals don't accept unsolicited fan submissions. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion ==
[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux]] raised a concern that,just like Fail, this is a listy bunch of tl;dr that encourages little other than everyone piping every third word in articles to [[Lie]]. It's well known that Chris lies out of his ass, so all this does is regurgitate content that is better summarized elsewhere. I figure the best way to stop the ED-esque piping to [[lie]] is just not to have an article on [[lie]] at all, since said article is superfluous anyway. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*May I suggest then that this be turned into a Redirect to Honest Content and that we just have a subsection there about his lying? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Idea. That might be the best thing. Expose the better bits to Sonichu Crystals and then redirect everything else. It saves time, and will kill that piping too. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Redirecting wouldn't kill the eighty bazillion unnecessary pipes though. I'm fine with a merge. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Are we merging to [[Honest Content]] then? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* I'm reappropriating the Liquid Section in preparation for deletion. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::I'm just saying, if you completely remove all traces of the page without the redirect, then you'll have a hell of a lot of red links to fix. I hope your up to it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::I can remove the redlinks without trouble. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:52, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Let me have my curry (and Cobras) and I'll finish taking the useful text out. Unless you want to get on it before, then the article will be set for deletion. -[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===No, no, NO===
Just because people poorly pipe to Lie does not mean the page should go. Chris lies blatantly and these lies need to be documented. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater - this article needs a better definition of what constitutes a lie and what should link to "lie." Chris changing his mind, half truths, etc. are not necessarily lies.

Limiting pipes to Lie should be ideal, in addition to improving article quality. Like I said, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*All right. I guess you've got a better idea than I; I wasn't exactly hell bent on getting this deleted, just throwing that out as an option. What's your take on Fail then? Cleanup there too? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===Checking account?===
I'm just throwing this out there just to make sure, but is it too early to call "trolls breaking into his checking account" a lie? It was just recently found out that Bob has been told by Chris about this, but no troll has heard of/admitting to doing this, and most seem to accept it as an excuse Chris made to cover his outrageous spending habits. I just don't want to jump the duck here. --[[User:Honorablethief|HonorableThief]] 18:36, 16 August 2010 (MST)
:* He admits to Kacey somewhere that he has had a lot of trouble with money in the past, to the point of getting those pesky overdraft fees. He also told Kacey that he's lied to his father about a lot of things; Kacey's reply of course was that it would make God angry and that God doesn't like liars "Honor thy Mother and Father" type thing. Chris adds another lie on top of that and says he does it for his FATHER'S benefit, not his own. So yes, trolling breaking into his checking account is a lie.... so is the fact that he admits to lying for his father's sake. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 09:41, 9 November 2011 (PST)

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== Autism and lying ==

I think this page should include some clarification regarding lying. Autistics generally do not see lying the same way we do, they tell their own truth, they believe it.

Lying is knowingly communicating untruths, where as autistics grasp on the truth is what is skewed. They tend to believe what they say as soon as they say it. Just think this needs a little clarification
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Talk:Chris chan (CWCipedia)

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Oh, wow! This is awesome! It's, like, a treasure trove of Chris facts right here! Here's what I've found out so far:

* He still thinks [[Blanca]] is real.
* That [[BlueSpike]] died at the hands of his "Starscream", [[Clyde Cash]] (PFFF!)
* Thinks Sonichu is a "insightful crossover"
* Still believes he isn't racist
* Still believes he brought down ED that one time!
* Doesn't get the entire BILLY MAYS FOR MAYOR gag (hell, he doesn't even know about Pedobear NOR Chris Hansen!

There could be more, but I couldn't pick them out. It's also hilarious he censors a lot of stuff. Not just what he hates, but also certain words. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:24, 18 December 2009 (CET)
*Awesome as it might be, it's almost unreadable. Just looking at this mess of formatting gives me a headache.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:43, 18 December 2009 (CET)

[[Mumble 12]] is where I say the thing about Bloo thing [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:50, 18 December 2009 (CET)
* Yeah, this looks like a fucking gold mine for info on Chris. I mean, he (finally!) openly admits he's overweight and has a "belly", he denies that Leviticus bans anything else than homos, he writes a full list of males he doesn't hate (including "Santa Claus'''[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|e]]'''", and "Jesus" and "God" as two separate beings), he denies that CWCville is fictional, etc etc... It's like Chris's Christmas present for CWCki lol

Also, <srike>--[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 08:49, 18 December 2009 (CET)
** Wait, he considers God male? As if God has a human gender! What a bizarre view Chris has of religion. I don't think 100 [[Chris and Religion]]s do it justice. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:34, 19 December 2009 (CET)
***Well, this belief isn't at least Chris-specific. It's quite popular amongst some conservative Christians. However, I doubt those conservative Christians act like Chris... --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:05, 19 December 2009 (CET)
****Typically god is depicted as male just because that's how they liked to paint him in the old days. I've been to a lot of churches (conservative and not) and pretty much all of them state that God doesn't have a gender. Of course, Chris doesn't get this. He probably saw a picture of the Sistine chapel at some point, and therefore thinks of God exclusively in terms of an old white guy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:57, 24 March 2010 (UTC)
==Chris's readable writing==

Does it strike anyone else as curious that Chris is rapidly becoming a better writer? Recently, his grammar has been much improved, and he's even strayed away from his beloved Caps Lock. Interesting to say the least... [[User:Llort|Llort]] 04:46, 18 December 2009 (CET)

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Sure, he's not as bad as when he did Sonichu 1, but he can't write a compelling story or characters, and 99% of the lines sound retarted, not to mention the extreme amounts of [[Sub-Episodes|Mary-Sue]]. He is a awful writer and a even worse illusatror (I refuse to use the word artist because it is too good for him). Don't hold him to any other standard but that. Ever.

Jsks

==Name==
I think Chris calls this "The Annotated ED Page" though the article is called "Chris-chan" - so what should we name it? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:28, 18 December 2009 (CET)
*In the preamble of the text, he calls it ''"Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Chris_chan" page, Personally Edited"''. I find it pompous. I back your idea. It sounds way better and is less confusing than now. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 08:32, 18 December 2009 (CET)
* He calls it [[ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence#The_revised_ED_Page|The Revised ED Page]] too, which sounds ok. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 09:02, 18 December 2009 (CET)

==To do/Chris annotating the CWCki==
Wikify this biznitch.

Also, if it's any consolation, looks like Chris has discovered CWCki, at least indirectly - the CWCville section of this is more or less a copy paste job from our fine article on [[CWCville]].

I really wish there was a way we could get Chris to look at our superior article on Chris. As you know, the ED article is shit - if you were to go there to find out shit about Chris, you'd leave more confused than when you came. I've talked over with Clyde some way Chris could annotate the CWCki's Chris article but I couldn't think of a good way to present it to Chris in a way that makes sense, not to mention it took Chris a few hours (srsly) to do this annotated ED page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:24, 18 December 2009 (CET)

Someone did a pretty decent job at summarizing the contents, but opted to put them on the [[ED]] page instead of here when I think it'd be more useful to have it here. Looks like we have a [[CWCki:AMERICUNT|Eurofag]] who did it so I'll start to work on fixing the spellings and links. Someone else can smooth out the summary in terms of style. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:42, 18 December 2009 (CET)

**Champs, most of the ED page is ripped straight out of the CWCki with no attribution. Go figue. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:44, 19 December 2009 (CET)

*Christ, this is going to take a while. I'm going to finish wikifying this in a bit, by all means help though. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:30, 18 December 2009 (CET)
:* I feel your pain, this is one big cluster of Fail... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:53, 19 December 2009 (CET)

==New Summary==
Yes, I know it's too much. However, I just felt like compiling this list as a base, a starting point. We can now remove all less notable things, so that only the most valuable instances of Fail would be left! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 23:50, 19 December 2009 (CET)
*No offense dude but it's not too much, it's ''way'' too much. If a summary is as long as the thing it's summarizing, it fails to be a summary. Just saying.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:39, 20 December 2009 (CET)
:*Likewise, the solution isn't calling it an "analysis" (not targeting GokuGetEm, just whoever did the Analysis thing). What this article needs is a concise summation of the amusing things Chris says here, not to rewrite everything Chris said. A summary should also be like a Highlights sort of section like "This is important stuff to know" and ideally should be like "I don't feel like reading this shit, what's the jist of what Chris is saying?" --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:23, 20 December 2009 (CET)
::*Okay, yeah, I see that it's bad... But there's so much Fail! I feel like a kid in a candy shop! Anyway, I think I'll put most of the "insights" into appropriate articles, so they wouldn't be lost. I'll try to leave only the most outrageous stuff here. Ugh... what a tough choice --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:40, 20 December 2009 (CET)

What about breaking this article in two? We could have the Summary/Analysis on one side and the historical document on the other. If we compress the analysis, who looks quite good right now, we do discredit to our mission to educate the public about Chris.On the other side, it would sacrilegious to edit the historical document. A two-page solution is a valid answer. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:05, 21 December 2009 (CET)

==Starscream Troll==
Y'know, thinking about this, I think I understand what Chris means by calling Clyde a "Starscream Troll". He probably assumed that BlueSpike was the big leader of the trolls when he pretended to be Julie (since he was the only one to openly reveal himself to Chris as a troll at the time IIRC) and that when Clyde "killed" him, he most likely compared it to how Starscream took over the Decepticons with Megatron near death in the original Transformers movie, thus also why Chris thinks Clyde's the leader of the trolls.

I might be thinking too hard about this, but that's my thoughts. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:03, 20 December 2009 (CET)
*Clyde presented himself as the leader of [[The Miscreants]]. There was a [[Mumble]] chat where Clyde was the leader and everyone else was chanting things and stuff like that, like an Inquisition. The Jew [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who stole [[Emily]] away from Chris also told Chris that he worked for Clyde. So yeah, Chris isn't assuming this stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:21, 20 December 2009 (CET)
**I have to admit to not reading this yet (been under a lot of [[stress]]ful torture), but if there's new information or insights, maybe just leave those for quick reference? Maybe with a link to the section that part is in? It might help you pare it down a bit. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 13:32, 20 December 2009 (CET)
***Well, I'm currently reworking the list into text form so it would be somewhat easier to read. I'll post the new version soon, and you can see what can be done --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 13:59, 20 December 2009 (CET)

As far as misspelling Santa Claus, I realize that Chris misspelled it, and that you have a weird fixation on his misspellings, but I really think Cwcki's article on Santa should be under the proper spelling. Just my two cents. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 17:23, 20 December 2009 (CET)
*A 'weird fixation'? In a Wiki dedicated solely to Chris? Unconceivable 0-: However, in this case, it's this specific misspelling that never fails to make me RAAAGE for some reason. I think I'm going to make a general article like "Chris and Christmas" or smth, and "Santa Clause" would be a section there. If you think we should ignore Chris's mangling of English, OK, but I thought we prefer using Chris's retarded terms here, rather than normal words (e.g., [[Duck]], [[Niggos]], [[Tobacky]] etc.)... However, it's not a very important issue, I'm fine with the normal spelling, too. JOLLY BUDDAH, dude! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 18:08, 20 December 2009 (CET)
**Duck, Tobacky, etc. were all intentional misspellings because Chris is too pussy to use cuss words. Santa Clause is probably either Chris trying to be clever or Chris succeeding in being retarded. That said, I think a Chris and Christmas article with mention of Santa Clause would be great!
::P.S. I hope you don't think I'm picking on you. I know I remark on a lot of your edits, but it's because you're one of the most prolific editors on here, and our interests seem to overlap. I really do respect you, and I think you do a great job here. And as far as obsession with misspellings... Well, you are the one who wanted to make a list of Chris's misspellings, aren't you? :p --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 19:57, 20 December 2009 (CET)

== Not so LULZY piping ==

This page contains a bunch of piping that is less thatn lulzy and in some cases not helpful or funny at all. Rather then me jo going in and fixing it or removing the pipes, i suggest that an admin (or someone with more clout than I) review it

Talk:Chris and English

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there's a difference between a spelling error (geinus or however he's been doing it for the past like what 6 years?) and typo

but i think this could be expanded to a Chris and English page imo [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
* Good point. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:36, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Chris and English sounds like a good idea to me. The way he talks and writes is unique, to say the least.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Yeah, especially considering [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|this]]. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:57, 21 October 2009 (CEST)

== Spelling errors ==
Geinus seems to be the main one he's been making for years. Any others? Observe his grammar patterns and other shit and stuff. Yeah. stuff. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:53, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
*"Seinor" is one he does consistently. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

==Autism==
I haven't read the article in full yet but I don't think there's anything noting that awkward speech is usually associated with autism. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*It didn't even occur to me. My bad. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:27, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*Many autistics (at least aspies; you know, the ones whom Chris thinks are not actually autistic) are actually very precise and pendantic about grammar and spelling in a way that is quite unlike Chris. It wasn't for nothing that Hans Asperger called the kids he studied "little professors." --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 03:52, 2 December 2009 (CET)
*Likewise, some of the semantics thing is an autism thing. Like Chris answering "yes" to "Do you listen to music while drawing?" is an autistic thing. It's sorta like on [[Facebook]] when people would message him after he'd request to be their friend with "Do I know you?" and Chris would say something like "I don't know, I can't read your mind." Autistics tend to have very literal thinking and will fail to see the subtlety of a question, in this case "Do I know you?" is the socially accepted way of saying "Typically, people requesting to be my friend are people I know, and I don't know you. Are we connected in any way?" The "pen is mightier than the sword but more permanent than the pencil" is more of a random access humor thing. In fact, the random access humor is partially based in childish verb puns. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:33, 2 December 2009 (CET)
**The literal answers to questions deal is technically known as a lack of linguistic pragmatism. His fairly flat, unnaturally patterned speaking voice is probably a case of aprosodic speech. I'm mentioning it here because I don't think it matters much to the article, so I'm hesitant to add it (especially as my first edit), but there are attempts at technical terminology here and there. [[User:MaybeNever|MaybeNever]] 03:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and abstract thinking==
Do you think this could be a "Chris and..." article? There is plenty of evidence that he is NOT an abstract thinker (This would highlight his "Child-like" thinking; children tend be concrete, i.e. literal, in their thinking, Chris is no exception). There's enough evidence of his concrete thinking to make into a separate article. . --[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 23:21, 2 December, 2009 (CET)
*This is something that could be discussed in the [[autism]] article (and it's already discussed there) since this is really an autism thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:44, 2 December 2009 (CET)

== Attempts to sound suave and educated ==

I can't really pin it down (I'm not great at literary analysis), but I've noticed that Chris often attempts to sound like, I dunno, a 19th century upper-middle class English writer. For example, in the email describing his detective work regarding the photo taken at the Game Place, he refers to playing a card game with "a young gentleman." I'm too lazy to search for more examples but perhaps you guys know what I mean. I you agree this is a trait, it should be mentioned either here or in the [[Writing]] article. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 06:51, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Name change==

This article should probably be renamed Chris and Language. What do you think? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:23, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Renaming ==

I love how [[Spanish]] starts out and how it works without it being "Chris and Spanish." Perhaps the same should be done with this? thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:45, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sarcasm ==

I think we need a better example for Chris' inability to understand sarcasm. Yeah, he missed the fact that Dan Hibiki is a Joke Character, but you have to remember that Chris is woefully behind the times. Dan wasn't in Street Fighter II, which is probably the last Street Fighter game Chris has even heard of. And that's if Chris has even played Street Fighter. Plus, as of Street Fighter IV, Dan is (supposedly) more of a Lethal Joke Character. A better example would be his interview with Screwattack Europe, where it's pretty obvious that the interviewer is mocking him. --[[User:Edrobot|Edrobot]] 03:14, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

==Some technicalities==

Sorry for being pedantic, but there are a billion links back to the CWCki's page on [[Autism]], but (to me, at least), some of the 'This is a characteristic of Autism' (to paraphrase) statements that are tacked onto the ends of some paragraphs seem like they were added shoddily out of necessity, and thus that the "characteristics" were thought up on the spot. I was tempted to add "citation needed" to one that particularly stood out, but resisted the urge. <s>Also, I don't really know how to word it better, but there are two separate sections that deal with the link between concrete thought and Autism directly, could that not be revised, and perhaps somehow merged/better linked with the Sarcasm section?</s> (Oh, I also *ahem* corrected some of the grammar, to explain my edit on the page...) [[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 15:17, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
*Well, I did it myself. If anyone can do any better or is disappoint in my attempt, please go ahead and change it.[[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 01:52, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

I have to agree with too many links to autism. it's like some internet meme after everything Chris does that's stupid it's LOL PUT AUTISM LINK HERE. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 16:48, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Repetitive language ==

We all know that Chris uses the exact same fucking terms over and over again, be they CWC-neologisms ("[[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]", "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]", "[[TRUE and HONEST]]"... you know the rest) or even actual proper terms ("Slanderous mockeries", "mislabeling", "I do not care for", even "crestfallen"), albeit with some slightly modified definitions. I actually found his repetitive use of the word "crestfallen" particularly interesting, since this is not only surprisingly advanced vocabulary, but Chris hasn't exactly used that many variations of the term. This paradoxically indicates both an advanced AND limited vocabulary. Perhaps this is just Chris trying to sound all-grown-up and failing.

Is this notable, or is this just something for the [[Autism]] bin by virtue of the fact that this is just repetitive autistic behavior? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:30, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

:I've had this idea bumping around on my userpage for a long long time. I finally decided to codify it and add it to the page. If this is a crap edit, please revert, but I felt it was worth slipping in.[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 01:26, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Advertising ==

Hey. I cleared out that part of the article. Fact is, Chris advertises/puts on the advertising voice so rarely, it really didn't feel like it needed its own section. Plus, seeing the incomplete tag sort of breaks the page flow, so you know. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 12:41, 13 December 2010 (PST)

== Dead link ==

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== CWC-Isms ==

there is an entire cwc-isms category that is never linked here. should it be?
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:10, 7 December 2011 (PST)

== Slander ==

Hey I've noticed how little people talk about Chris and Slander. I read what you wrote about it but what about the times Chris has slandered people. Ex. Michael Snyder being a child molester. --Supyloco 2:55, 6 January 2012 (PST)
* its not slander if its true.. you are aloud to have opinions and presumptions, slander is is causing harm by lying.
* Yeah but he said that Michael Snyder molested his kids while he had no proof of that. He also said that Jason was a rapist. --Supyloco 1:24, 6 January 2012 (PST)

File:CWCFinger.jpg

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The Oversized Forefinger of Fail.

[[Category:Art from Sonichu 4]]

Greene County Conspiracy

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'''100_2178.MOV''' is a 8 [[May 2010]] video in which [[Chris]], lonely and lost at the bottom of a depression-well, reflects on the state of his life.

==Analysis==

Chris made this video after coming home alone from an EXTREME ACTION SPORTS show to which he had won four tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his Church's Young Adult Social Group, he was forced to scalp the tickets in front of the stadium and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since he and [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] broke apart.

Chris, with his victim complex, inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" — first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court|family's house]] in Ruckersville from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.

[[File:ThePatriots1.png|thumb|[[Metal Gear Solid|This]] is what Chris actually believes]]
He is not aware that:
*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic <ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board
*Every member of the that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Troll|hound]] Chris for a decade
*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors
*If the board hated Chris so much, then they would have tried to expel him in the first place

Using the board as a not-so-convenient excuse to ignore the fact that he himself is the only consistent factor in his unbroken series of failures, he goes on to muse that they bribed [[Michael Snyder]] (years later again) to ban him from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. There is no "evidence" yet linking them to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the [[Jerkops]], or the 15,000 some-odd people of Greene County who somehow spontaneously decided not to be Chris's friends for no reason. Chris seems to restrain himself from [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|calling Snyder a "greedy Jew"]], stopping after "greedy". He ends the video by wishing that they, Michael Snyder, and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].

Perhaps coincidentally, the video was uploaded sixteen years to the day since [[Bob]]'s case against Greene County was thrown out of court.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Greene County Conspiracy
| video = {{#ev:youtube|olN-pOClUvc}}
| stardate = 08 [[May 2010]]
| subject = {{Autism|Life}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Game Place|text}}
| shirt = {{OrangeSleeveless|text}}
| previous = [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]
| next = [[05142010]]
}}

{{quote|We were forced to move back here because of you goddamn... people who were afraid of autistic individuals.}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris sits in the dark in front of his TV, which is, shockingly, turned off. He is visible only in silhouette. A fan hums in the background.'']

This is [[Christian Weston Chandler]], alias ''Christopher'' Weston Chandler, pre [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|1990-something]]. Anyway, I-I have sent this message to all the peo- ...ple that were of the [[Greene County]] School Board... and such... during the [[1990s]]... because... Threatening to put me in a mental institution. That was pretty much why we had to run away... and move to Chesterfield County, and I had better life over there, I had a lo- I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just ''sad'' to leave, when I, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life. But we were forced to move back here.

You people of Greene County, you could not have left us, uh, left me and my family alone. You had to go and pay off the realtors, just so, this h- so that this house here could not have been sold. If it, 'cause if it had been sold, we would have been able to stay in Chesterfield County. [''[[sigh]]''] And I would have been ha- I would have had a lot- a happier life over there, than right now and how I'm feeling. If, right now, because we ha- 'cause we were forced to move back here because of you goddamn... people who were afraid of [[autistic]] individuals.

[''sigh'']

You individuals would know who you are. I wish my family and I did not have to move back here. I wish we could have stayed in Chesterfield County, 'cause I had the better life there. And we were doing we- we were doing well, but you had to drag us down! You had to make us unable to sell our house here. You had to ''force'' my family to move back here, where I was okay and I have a couple of friends, and I'm better off with... [''Voice cracks, shakes arm to gesture at room.''] '''stuff.'''

That stuff is no good if I don't have, if I don't have many friends to share it with. [''Chokes back tears.'']

And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn [[Michael Snyder]] to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "''scaaaaring'' his customers away!" [''Flips off the camera''] You goddamn, greedy... ''Snyder''!

I was at the John Paul Jones Arena earlier tonight, at the Extreme Action Sports. I had won four tickets the previous Friday, Friday of the last week, from 95.1. The few [[Trolls|friends]] I have here could not have come- could not come with me, and I could not even find anyone in the congregation to take- to go with me. 'Cause I misplaced directory for one reason. And even with the help of, uh, my pastoral counselor to get in contact with them, they did not call- none of them called me back!

And I had to sell the... tickets I had, and I had to sit there next to a... lovey-dovey couple. [''His voice begins to crack.''] Which, that was okay, you know, I was trying to be... good- I was trying to be good friend, you know... [''scratches back of head''] Sociable. [''sigh''] But still, if that was... If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, and I would- and I had a similar situation for an event there... [[Chris and reality|I would definitely have had my friends I had there]]. Moving back here, it just dragged me downhill. So I tell you what, Greene County... Because you saw fit to make- to make me and my family have to move back here, just to make me sad, and move more into my Autistic Shell: ''you did it''.

If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, I would have been a whole lot better off. I wish you would, I wish you would have let us sell our house here. We could have stayed there. I wish you had- I wish we did not have to move back to [''sigh''] I wish we did not have to move back here nearly ten years ago.

Laugh all you want, trolls! Because... I don't give a ''damn''. You're all just immature, [[naive]], condescending, soulless ''monsters''. [[Chris and hypocrisy|You don't ''care'' about others]], you only care about yourselves. You only care about getting your own laughs and kicks, because you don't h- you don't have your own social life! You [[Death threats|threaten]] me from ha- from trying to seek one of my own, by scaring me on the Internet and whatnot.

Including Clyde Cash, you can all go to hell. And all the people that were on the Greene County School Board during the 1990s then that forced us to have to move back here, '''sit and spin...''' Hell.

And Michael Snyder, I hope you go to Hell, too!

And for everybody el-, as for everybody else... Peace.
{{-}}

==Michael Snyder's reply==
{{quotebox|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk. 
Signed, 
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Confession
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vRQtkDUHCF4}}
| maker = MWillBuoy
| stardate = 9 [[May 2010]]
| type = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO CHRIS CHAN
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LRJlreNexFU}}
| maker = ShinyMarshtomp
| stardate = 9 [[May 2010]]
| type = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The truth YOU weren't supposed to know: CWC Expose
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Nna4NOyHiyE}}
| maker = SyntheNeko
| stardate = 10 [[May 2010]]
| type = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Greene County Conspiracy
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Rv7hvbTgKAg}}
| maker = MycalFelps
| Stardate = 01 Aug 2010
| type = }}

==References==
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]|nextlink=[[05142010]]}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2010| 2010-05-08]]

IRC (23 July 2009)

2012-04-23T22:29:46Z

Anonybot: Robot: Unlinking "Fails"

On 23 [[July 2009]], Chris made his first '''IRC''' appearance in months.
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==Background==
[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|Riley. Bill Riley.]] Entering what he believed to be a secret "[[troll]]" chat, Chris adopted the troll alias of '''SonichuClone''', a.k.a. '''Bill Riley''' (though he forgot that his hostname still said he was '''ChrisChanSonichu'''). When pressured for a picture, Chris provided one that was, at the time, on the first page of a Google image search for "man". The [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]] reveal that Jack had instructed Chris to join the Chat, as part of a larger plot to make Chris [[Chris humps his PS3|hump his favorite console]].

Notably disturbing are two instances where SonichuClone tries to persuade the trolls that compelling Chris to rape his pastoral counselor [[Rocky]] would be the perfect way to troll him. While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that Chris wanted to lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] with Rocky and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.

As always, Chris fails.

==Transcript==
[[Image:IRC (23 July 2009).jpg|thumb|Artist's interpretation of Chris 'incognito.']]
 Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009
 Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf
 Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE
 SERIOUSLY�'
 Set by '''vivitheg'''!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22
 22:29:56
 '''Ganondorf''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
 '''Ganondorf''' sets mode: +o '''Ganondorf'''
 '''Ganondorf''' sets mode: +o '''vivitheg'''
 Looking up '''vivitheg''' user info...
 Looking up '''Ganondorf''' user info...
 '''Luna''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
 '''Luna''' is now known as '''Guest6138'''
 '''Guest6138''' is now known as '''Pudding'''
 '''Pudding is now known as '''Lila'''
 '''GeckoMantis''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
 '''Lila''' is now known as '''Sabrina'''
 '''Sabrina''' is now known as '''Serena'''
 <'''Ganondorf'''> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
 '''Serena''' is now known as '''Stella'''
 '''Stella''' is now known as '''Ruby'''
 <'''Ruby'''> lets PARTY
 '''champthom''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
 '''champthom''' is now known as '''NumberTwo'''
 '''Awesome_Sauce''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
 <'''NumberTwo'''> BROTHERS!!!!!!
 '''Awesome_Sauce''' is now known as '''NickDunbar'''
 Retrieving #trolltrain4andhalf modes...
 <'''NumberTwo'''> fffffffffffffffffffff
 '''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'
 Looking up '''GeckoMantis''' user info...
 Looking up '''vivitheg''' user info...
 <'''NumberTwo'''> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated.
 <'''NumberTwo'''> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated.
 '''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'
 <'''NumberTwo'''> ALLAH ACKBAR!
 <'''NumberTwo'''> ALLAH ACKBAR!
 <'''NumberTwo'''> ALLAH ACKBAR!
 '''Sonichu''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
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 <'''NumberTwo'''> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
 <'''vivitheg'''> What was that?
 '''SonichuClone''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
 Looking up '''SonichuClone''' user info...
 <'''Ruby'''> Herro
 <'''vivitheg'''> Who are you?
===Bill Riley===
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Hey, My name is Bill.
 <'''Ruby'''> Bill WHO
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Bill Riley
 <'''vivitheg'''> Bill o reilly?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> No, Bill Riley
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''NumberTwo'''> Fair enough...
 <'''Ruby'''> where r u from?
 <'''vivitheg'''> Who invited you?
 <'''Ruby'''> asl?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I live in Maryland.
 <'''vivitheg'''> This is invitation only
 <'''NumberTwo'''> INVITATION ONLY!
 <'''Ruby'''> A/S/L?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Thadius
 <'''Ruby'''> shut up guys he might be hot
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course, hot guys always welcome
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''SonichuClone'''> You bet I am, ladies. :)
 <'''vivitheg'''> You got a picture?
 <'''Ruby'''> Mmm how big?
 <'''vivitheg'''> PICTURE!
 <'''vivitheg'''> I WANT A PICTURE!
 <'''Ruby'''> pics or gtfo
 <'''Ruby'''> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Okay, hang on. I gotta look it up on this computer.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> about 5 Inches, give or take.
 <'''Ganondorf'''> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
 <'''Ruby'''> Eh
 <'''vivitheg'''> shut up ganon
 <'''NumberTwo'''> WE WANT INFORMATION
 <'''Ruby'''> Ball size?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I don't play that game.
 <'''Ruby'''> How big is the sack?
 <'''vivitheg'''> SHUT UP
 <'''vivitheg'''> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
 <'''vivitheg'''> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
 <'''SonichuClone'''> 2 inches in diamater.
 <'''vivitheg'''> hot
 <'''SonichuClone'''> let me find my pic.
 <'''Ruby'''> thats a small sack, bucko
 <'''vivitheg'''> so small is good
 <'''vivitheg'''> well imo
 <'''SonichuClone'''> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
 <'''Ruby'''> hmmm
 <'''vivitheg'''> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes
 <'''Ruby'''> know how to use it?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Yeah, I am here for that.
 <'''vivitheg'''> okay
 <'''vivitheg'''> well just stick around
 <'''vivitheg'''> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS.
 <'''Ruby'''> ME TOO
 <'''vivitheg'''> eh
 <'''Ruby'''> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
 <'''Ruby'''> I h8t small cocks
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol
 <'''Ruby'''> So, I troll him.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course you do sweetie
 <'''vivitheg'''> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
 <'''Ruby'''> ;)
 <'''Ruby'''> we can share this new cowboy vivi
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I hear that.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course '''Ruby'''
 <'''Ruby'''> Double dip, twist!
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
 <'''Ruby'''> tinypic.com
 <'''vivitheg'''> upload it to like imageshack
 <'''Ruby'''> upload there
 <'''vivitheg'''> or tinypic wherever
 <'''SonichuClone'''> cool.
 <'''vivitheg'''> SQUEE
 <'''vivitheg'''> I CAN'T WAIT
 '''GeckoMantis''' is now known as '''TheRealCapnCrunch'''
 <'''Ruby'''> mmmmm
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 <'''vivitheg'''> WHAT UP JACK
 <'''JackThadeus'''> welcome gentle trolls
 <'''Ruby'''> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
 <'''NumberTwo'''> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
 <'''Ruby'''> I'm so wet right now
 '''vivitheg''' sets mode: +o '''JackThadeus'''
 <'''Ruby'''> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
 <'''SonichuClone'''> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
 <'''Ruby'''> i have it set on vibrate..........
 <'''SonichuClone'''> LOL! :)
 <'''vivitheg'''> snap! you're a bit old
 <'''vivitheg'''> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
 <'''vivitheg'''> DONTCHA!?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
 <'''Ruby'''> mmmm
 <'''vivitheg'''> shit, you should do something about that
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I get that a lot. ;)
 <'''Ruby'''> looks like a soap opera star
 <'''Ruby'''> I can dig it
 <'''JackThadeus'''> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
 <'''vivitheg'''> oh jack you
 <'''Ruby'''> lolol
 <'''JackThadeus'''> awesome boy porn
 <'''Ruby'''> mmmmm shota
 <'''Ruby'''> fap fap
 <'''JackThadeus'''> want me to link pics guys?
 <'''vivitheg'''> delicious
 <'''Ruby'''> plz
 <'''JackThadeus'''> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
 <'''vivitheg'''> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
 <'''TheRealCapnCrunch'''> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet
 <'''vivitheg'''> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
 <'''NickDunbar'''> ...Goddamnit Capn
 <'''Ruby'''> Wheres cowboy?
 <'''Ruby'''> Bill, hello
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Ok people
 <'''vivitheg'''> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK
 <'''Ruby'''> damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands?
 <'''vivitheg'''> duhhhhhhhh
 <'''vivitheg'''> fuck microsoft, shit.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> She was suppose to be here
 <'''JackThadeus'''> i left her an email and everything.
 <'''Ruby'''> ikr where the fuck is she
 <'''vivitheg'''> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
 <'''Ruby'''> lolol
 <'''JackThadeus'''> probably out with Maurice
 <'''vivitheg'''> and cocaine
 <'''JackThadeus'''> & Jamal
 <'''vivitheg'''> and cocaine
 <'''Ruby'''> and the rest of the jackson five
 <'''Ruby'''> slut
 <'''vivitheg'''> do ho ho ho
 <'''vivitheg'''> ANYWAY, cowboy
 <'''vivitheg'''> you know what's going down?
 '''Ruby''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' around a bit with a large trout
 <'''SonichuClone'''> :D
 <'''JackThadeus'''> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
 <'''Ruby'''> Took you long enough
 <'''vivitheg'''> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
 <'''Ruby'''> lol yeah
 <'''JackThadeus'''> and ruin their sells
 <'''vivitheg'''> we need to end the console wars
 <'''vivitheg'''> SONY WILL WIN WOO
 <'''Ruby'''> Hot huh, Bill?
<TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
 <'''vivitheg'''> okay i'm banning you
 '''vivitheg''' sets mode: +b *!*@gecko.mantis
 Timer 1 activated
 <'''Ruby'''> HAHAHAH
 Timer 1 halted
 '''TheRealCapnCrunch''' was kicked by '''vivitheg''' (fuck you�)
 <'''Ruby'''> what a small cock
 <'''NickDunbar'''> So clueless
 '''vivitheg''' sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis
 <'''vivitheg'''> ugh so stupid
 <'''JackThadeus'''> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console.
 <'''vivitheg'''> so naive
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah
 <'''Ruby'''> a guy with a big cock would do it
 <'''Ruby'''> and women would suck that shit
 <'''Ruby'''> they'd eat all dat cum
 <'''vivitheg'''> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH
 <'''vivitheg'''> HEH
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 <'''JackThadeus'''> Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped
 <'''vivitheg'''> shit son.
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES
 <'''vivitheg'''> but he's expressed resistance to the idea
 <'''NickDunbar'''> Y'know why they call it the 360 right?
 <'''NumberTwo'''> I do not know, why?
 <'''Ruby'''> Yeah why
 <'''NickDunbar'''> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
 <'''vivitheg'''> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree?
 <'''NumberTwo'''> LOLOLOLOLOL
 <'''FireBurnt'''> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
 <'''vivitheg'''> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS
 <'''JackThadeus'''> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away
 <'''JackThadeus'''> amirite?
 <'''vivitheg'''> ugh jack listen to me
 <'''FireBurnt'''> yeah
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Yes My 2nd
 <'''vivitheg'''> oh okay good
 <'''Ruby'''> You fucking shriner, FireBurnt
 <'''vivitheg'''> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome
 <'''vivitheg'''> can i do it?
 <'''Ruby'''> Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06
 <'''JackThadeus'''> only if we DONT have the sony humping video
 <'''JackThadeus'''> that is when i'll consider it
 <'''Ruby'''> right.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process
 <'''vivitheg'''> god then i hope he doesn't do it then
 <'''Ruby'''> If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy
 <'''vivitheg'''> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen.
 <'''Ruby'''> kewl
 '''vivitheg''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' with a HUGE-ASS TROUT.
 <'''Ruby'''> '''SonichuClone'''
 <'''vivitheg'''> yo cowboy
 <'''vivitheg'''> pay attention bro
 <'''FireBurnt'''> you there?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard
 <'''SonichuClone'''> ?
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol
 <'''NumberTwo'''> lol
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 <'''Ruby'''> whadya mean, newbie?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> why you gotta censore?
 '''Mysterious_Stranger''' is now known as '''The_C_Man'''
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I ain't censorin'
 <'''vivitheg'''> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing
 <'''Ruby'''> better not be
 <'''JackThadeus'''> r-tard*
 <'''SonichuClone'''> he's a motherfuckin retard
 <'''vivitheg'''> that's what we wanted to know
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Sounds pretty solid
 <'''JackThadeus'''> ok then
 <'''JackThadeus'''> the big plan
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I LOATHE the 360. Damn Red Ring
 <'''FireBurnt'''> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this
 <'''vivitheg'''> yeah, fuck the 360
 <'''SonichuClone'''> YES
 <'''vivitheg'''> i'm ambivelent on the wii though
 <'''vivitheg'''> what do you think about the wii?
 <'''Ruby'''> agreed, I like Animal Crossing
 <'''Ruby'''> It's cute.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> You ever played any 360 games?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> '''SonichuClone''', aren't they terrible?
 <'''FireBurnt'''> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves
 <'''vivitheg'''> do ho ho ho ho
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo
 <'''Ruby'''> you so black C WOMAN
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I hated the 360 fuck-ups.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course
 <'''vivitheg'''> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes
 <'''vivitheg'''> heh amirite?
 <'''NumberTwo'''> lol
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''NumberTwo'''> VERY
 <'''Ruby'''> lol ZING
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH
 <'''NumberTwo'''> lol
 <'''vivitheg'''> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang
 <'''vivitheg'''> you know jack obviously
 <'''vivitheg'''> leader of us all
 <'''vivitheg'''> And I'm Vivian Gee
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Man, dat sum homo shit
 <'''vivitheg'''> nice to meet ya
 <'''NickDunbar'''> D'oh ho ho
 <'''JackThadeus'''> greetings
 <'''SonichuClone'''> HAIL Jack! :)
 <'''JackThadeus'''> :D
 <'''vivitheg'''> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac
 <'''Ruby'''> I'm '''Ruby''' Serenity Minge
 <'''vivitheg'''> and the other people are a bunch of faggots
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Now '''SonichuClone'''
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah he burnt his dick off
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> What are your 3 reasons, my friend.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> ?*
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> *bastard
 <'''JackThadeus'''> ok
 <'''JackThadeus'''> On psn
 <'''JackThadeus'''> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn
 '''Minovsky''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Chris has been banned 2 times now
===Surprise Sex===
 <'''SonichuClone'''> You know what we should do, we should make him [[Rape|force himself]] on [[Rocky Shoemaker|his counslor]]; forgot her name, and film it.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> *have him film it.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Which Counselor?
 <'''Ruby'''> lol why?
 <'''Ruby'''> Explain.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> the counsoler he sees weekly
 <'''The_C_Man'''> Whoa, dat shit's nuts
 <'''JackThadeus'''> don't know
 <'''vivitheg'''> uhhhh is her name julia?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> don't care
 <'''Ruby'''> EXPLAIN
 <'''JackThadeus'''> listen
 <'''SonichuClone'''> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning
 <'''Ruby'''> OH YEAH Rocky
 <'''JackThadeus'''> the 3rd will console bann him for good
 <'''SonichuClone'''> That's it.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> yes
 <'''JackThadeus'''> If he wants to complain
 <'''JackThadeus'''> then he will have to hang himself in the process
 <'''SonichuClone'''> hells yeah!
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol like he told sam right?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply
 <'''Ruby'''> Where IS Sam
 <'''vivitheg'''> probably cocaine...ing.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> but I do intend on following my end of the bargain
 <'''Ruby'''> She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit...
 <'''JackThadeus'''> That much I promised him.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 <'''vivitheg'''> WOO.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> YES!
 <'''Ruby'''> You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock
 <'''vivitheg'''> (when he doesn't)
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I know...
 <'''Ruby'''> So honest...
 <'''The_C_Man'''> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG
 <'''Ruby'''> And humble...
 <'''Ruby'''> Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2
 <'''Ruby'''> he's such a retard
 <'''SonichuClone'''> DUDE!
 <'''Ruby'''> lol ik
 <'''Ruby'''> '''SonichuClone''', you ready to be face sat?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us.
 <'''vivitheg'''> shut up '''Ruby'''
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''vivitheg'''> you always gotta ask that
 <'''JackThadeus'''> The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console.
 <'''vivitheg'''> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony
 <'''Ruby'''> Jack, you are like an electrode
 <'''vivitheg'''> that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans
 <'''vivitheg'''> they have nothing
 <'''vivitheg'''> we have chris
 <'''vivitheg'''> yawn, i'm sleepy
 <'''JackThadeus'''> So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short?
 <'''Ruby'''> we need some pep
 <'''vivitheg'''> i liked cowboy better
 <'''JackThadeus'''> w/e proceed please.
 '''Ruby''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' around a bit with a large trout
 '''The_C_Man''' is now known as '''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''
 '''The_Mistress''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
 <'''SonichuClone'''> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> and smokin weed too. :)
 <'''The_Mistress'''> Hello everyone.
 <'''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''SonichuClone'''> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur.
 <'''vivitheg'''> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here
 <'''vivitheg'''> anyway jack continue
 <'''The_Mistress'''> Oh really?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back?
 '''Nigafingaonnatrigga''' is now known as '''NigaTriggaFinga'''
 <'''JackThadeus'''> i'm blurry on the details
 <'''JackThadeus'''> never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed.
 <'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Weed iz da BOMB
 <'''Ruby'''> I love Soul Calibur
 <'''Ruby'''> I am Talim
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Shit about Chris, and whatnot. Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> really off-the charts.
===Doubling Down on the Surprise Sex===
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Force him to dis himself by [[Rape|forcing himself]] upon one of his surperiors.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> why do you want him to go see a supperior?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> :)
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Did you hear? [[Ivy]] committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> DAMN!
 <'''SonichuClone'''> how much did that bitch have?
 <'''vivitheg'''> she tried to call chris once more it was funny
 <'''vivitheg'''> lol
 <'''Ruby'''> Yeah she was so desperate
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Her dad found out about she called him
 <'''JackThadeus'''> are you talking about money?
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''JackThadeus'''> she had no money'.
 <'''Ruby'''> She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> *crooked cock
 <'''Ruby'''> hahaha
 <'''Ruby'''> ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now she's dead cos of would be next for you on him?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> How much does he have?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> and then call the psn
 <'''JackThadeus'''> since i know a friend in the office that can ban him.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> after the ban commences
 <'''vivitheg'''> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK
 <'''Ruby'''> No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Do tell.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I have a brother
 <'''JackThadeus'''> who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville
 <'''SonichuClone'''> go on.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris
 <'''JackThadeus'''> on how much of a internet slob he is.
 <'''Ruby'''> lol yeah
 <'''JackThadeus'''> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention
 <'''JackThadeus'''> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>)
 <'''SonichuClone'''> I hear that.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> just like what I did with the radio stations
 <'''SonichuClone'''> radio?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> what happened?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> Hold on a sec I got the radio links
 <'''JackThadeus'''> there were like 6 or 7 of them
 <'''JackThadeus'''> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Awesome! :D
 <'''JackThadeus'''> And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> did you do any of these others on this list here?
 <'''SonichuClone'''> oh?
 <'''vivitheg'''> we have a new plan.
 <'''JackThadeus'''> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal.
 <'''Ruby'''> We did all.
 <'''vivitheg'''> it's a glorious plan
 <'''JackThadeus'''> And then we will troll that [[Joshua Martinez]] guy that knows Chris.
 <'''vivitheg'''> that guy's a faggot
 <'''Ruby'''> yeah he's a mexican
 <'''Ruby'''> sorry
 <'''Ruby'''> *mexiCANT
 <'''JackThadeus'''> & then Chris Crocker after him.
 <'''SonichuClone'''> who?
 <'''Ruby'''> a faggoo
 <'''SonichuClone'''> never heard of Crocker
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris.
 <'''Ruby'''> lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone?
 <'''vivitheg'''> jesus lay off the alcohol
 <'''SonichuClone'''> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under. :D
 <'''Ruby'''> what?
 <'''JackThadeus'''> heh
 <'''vivitheg'''> 6 feet under?
 <'''vivitheg'''> what
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Jack gets me.
 <'''Ruby'''> lol
 <'''SonichuClone'''> Drunk, Vivi
 <'''JackThadeus'''> sorry too much to drink.
 <'''Ruby'''> What the fuck u talking about
 <'''vivitheg'''> oh, i bet it's an injoke
 <'''vivitheg'''> or something
 <'''SonichuClone'''> yeah, an inside drunk joke. :D
 <'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Shit man, dat's crazy.
 <'''vivitheg'''> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka [[Julie]].
 <'''vivitheg'''> where the fuck has he been
 <'''Ruby'''> lol yeah chris sux his cock
 <'''JackThadeus'''> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris.
 <'''vivitheg'''> really? fuckin christ
 <'''JackThadeus'''> I had to finish him off.
 <'''vivitheg'''> gasp
 <'''JackThadeus'''> So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video?
 '''SonichuClone''' has quit IRC
 <'''vivitheg'''> where's your damn friend jack
 <'''vivitheg'''> why did he leave
 <'''vivitheg'''> i wanted a pic of his dick
 <'''NickDunbar'''> Hm
 <'''Minovsky'''> chris wants to do rocky
 <'''Minovsky'''> he wants to do her hard
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Talk:Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!

2012-04-23T22:29:34Z

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So... Is Matt a drunk girl Spiderman or something?

How exactly is this supposed to damage Clyde's reputation? --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:26, 29 October 2009 (CET)
:Dunno. Looks like he tries to tease Clyde with pieces of pictures glued on stuff. If it's effective in destroying Clyde's rep? Let's remember that Chris is the Messiah of Fail himself. Unless Clyde is sexually engaged with a goat or a kid, he's pretty safe. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:53, 29 October 2009 (CET)

I wish ''I'' had drunk girl Spider-Men crawling all over me. [[User:LStaley416|ArizonaBay]] 05:27, 29 October 2009 (CET)

:We all do man. We all do.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:31, 29 October 2009 (CET)

[http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/N9USl6UEtgiipGHofO8mX40eggamesfree_ca_spiderman_is_gay.jpg It's this pic]. There's no actual penetration, no one is urinating on anyone, and the participants are clothed enough to make this photo pretty SFW. Also, not actually porn. Chris is retarded. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:51, 29 October 2009 (CET)
:And Chris fails again. No big surprise, but hey...! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:55, 29 October 2009 (CET)

==Part 3?==

I kinda doubt he'll post it. I mean, pretty much all the comments on the ClydeGreggCashMays page are along the lines of "gay spiderman lol". Seems like the jig is up. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:51, 30 October 2009 (CET)

*It looks as though Chris was uploading [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|part 3]] as you typed, Beat! Gotcha good, sucka... [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:10, 30 October 2009 (CET)

**Damn! Next time Christian! Next tiiiiiime!! --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:19, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Cakefarts

2012-04-23T22:02:19Z

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{{Honest}}

'''Cakefarts''' (leaked as ''fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video made on 18 [[July 2011]] and leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris sits his naked ass on a [[Chris and money|$9]] [[Obesity|chocolate cake]] for [[Jackie]]'s amusement. While it can not be seen on the censored version, there is already a piece (a little less than a fourth) of the cake taken out, meaning that either Chris (or Barb) had eaten some of this cake before its untimely end. It was inspired by the [http://www.cakefarts.com Cakefarts] shock site.
==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Cakefarts
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1heDIzvEPl0}}
| stardate =
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy}}
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Blue tank top
| previous =
| next =
}}

{{quote|What the hell am I doing?}}

=== Transcript ===

Heeey Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.

''[Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit]''

Mmm. Let's get this done.

''Chris has the words [[Random-access humor|"AWESOME SAUCE"]] written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the S's is the wrong way around, and there is scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.''

Awesome... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. Ass dance! ass dance! See me do the ass dance. Do wacka do. [[Random-access humor|Drink a monkey monkey]] and ''[unintelligible]''

''[Chris flails about like a retard in order to make his deformed [[duck|dick]] jiggle]''

Let's do this.

''[Performs the act for which the video is named, in turn getting an erection]''

What the hell am I doing here? ''[Finishes smearing ass with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate cake]]]'' What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollar for this cake. That's a lotta yen. Kawaii! Bye, Japan.

==External Links==

[http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/36/rsv.mp4/ Uncensored version]

{{Sweetheart Videos}}

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I Know What Boys Like

2012-04-23T22:02:09Z

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'''I Know What Boys Like''' is the second track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song "[[Wikipedia:Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful?|I Know What Boys Like]]" by [[Wikipedia:The Waitresses|The Waitresses]].

Chris replaces all mention of boys with "girls" or "[[gal-pals|gals]]".
== Audio ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "I Know What Boys Like"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ey6lrAQCa00}}
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Man I Feel Like a Woman]]
| next = [[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===

I know what girls like, 
I know what gals want, 
I know what girls like, 
I've got what girls like. 
Ah- [''hums, realizes no lyrics are sung here''].

I know what girls like, 
I know what gals want. 
I see them lookin' 
Ahh, uhh...

I make them want me, 
I like to tease them, 
I thu-they wanna touch me, 
They never let them.

I know what girls like, 
I know what gals want. 
I know what girls like, 
Girls like... girls like me.

[''starts late''] -but you are special... 
You're so much different!... 
Oooh wouldya like that?...

[''momentary silence'']

I know what girls like, 
I know what gals want. 
I know what girls like, 
I know what's on their minds.

I know what girls like, 
I know what gals want. 
They talk about me.

I got my [[cat]] moves, 
That so upsets them, 
Zippodzand buttons, 
Fun to frustrate them.

They get so [[Anger|angry]], 
Like [[Autism|pouty children]], 
Thennn neither can be, 
I laugh right at them,

[''late''] -I know what girls like, 
I know what gals want, 
I know what girls like, 
Girls like... girls like me.

[''brief interlude'']

La la la laa laaa, 
La la la laa LAH [''fumbles microphone'']

I see you're sad now, 
Emsorry I teeeeased you, 
This time I mean it, 
Anything you want, 
I really want to.

Ahwould you like it,

Sssweetie!

I know what girls like, 
I got what gals want. 
I know what girls like, 
Girls like... girls like me.

LA LA LA LAA LAAH, 
LA LA LA LAA LAWW. 
LA LA LA LAA LAAH, 
LA LA LA LAA LAAW.

[''Lowers voice to imitate song fade out''] 
La la la laa laah, 
La la la laa laaw. [''fumbles mic again'']

{{The Tomgirls}}
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Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy

2012-04-23T22:02:00Z

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'''Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 10 [[August 2011]]. In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded (apparently forgetting that in the last video he admitted that blackmail was a felony), and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.

This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear. It was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Nn4u9b_hJk}}
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}
| previous = [[It's not that cold]]
| next = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Miss duh dadline.jpg|thumb|but miss the deadline...]]
[[File:CheckYourPriv.jpg|thumb|Y'all best remember to check your privileges, ya hear?]]
Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head and sighs]''

Anyway, apparently I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.

Here is a closeup-another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!

Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [[Wikipedia:The Tester|The Tester]]!

''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]''

"Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."

And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals... and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his miracles before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just [[Chris and his Ego|empathize]] with him on that,i mean.

''[closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! Thorn of crowns. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.

But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!

You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''

Your move. 'Cause if you're not, fulfill- if you don't don't respond by the 31st, [''[[death threats|snaps fingers and widens his eyes]]''] I mean business. Check your privileges!

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Decepti-Clones

2012-04-23T22:01:49Z

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The '''Decepti-Clones''' are a line of evil robots in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic series]] which work for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']]. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "[[Transformer|Change-Bot]]" rather than a transformer. Crackder would later reappear as a mass produced robot and backed up by two other Decepti-Clone models.

Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the ''Transformers'' video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the [[Jerkops]] are to the [[Manajerks]]. Their spiritual successors in ''Sonichu'' serve much the same purpose.

== S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels) ==
[[Image:SAVBot.jpg|thumb|Not the [[Bionic the Hedgehog|gayest of Chris's creations]], but the colors don't help.]]

The S.A.V.s were the most prominently featured of Chris's Decepti-Clones, despite not being the first he created. Their purpose was simple: They were unmanned robots and came in large numbers, which meant that Chris's characters could destroy hundreds of them at a time and not have to worry about actually killing anyone. Unlike with a [[Jerkop]], a giant robot can be sliced in half or blown up, and no-one will think anything of it, even if the robot is sentient. Also it goes without saying that fighting robots is infinitely cooler than fighting mall cops.

The S.A.V.s themselves transformed into armored S.U.V.s, hence the name, with large cannons mounted on top. They were said to act much like tanks in battle. They were slow and heavy, and Chris claimed among other things that an S.A.V. stomping could be heard and felt from ten miles away, and that a hit by a blast from their cannons was equivalent to an impact from "Class 5 Meteor".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Scoundrals_As_Vessels</ref>

Their design is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)|Swindle]] from [[Wikipedia: Transformers Animated|''Transformer Animated'']]. The name is also most likely based of off the Transformers Animated episode "SUV: Society of Ultimate Villainy", the episode in which Swindle was featured.

They appeared for the first and last time in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']], where they almost outnumbered the Jerkops in their sheer numbers. [[Sonichu]], [[Blake]], [[Bubbles]], [[Armoraxe]] and [[Reginald Sneasel]] are all seen killing S.A.V.s at various points in the comic, with Sonichu destroying an S.A.V. as part of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] adaptation and Blake also killing an S.A.V. with a crown who seemed to be a squad leader.

Towards the end of the comic, [[Magi-Chan]] sends a psychic message to Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to tell them of the state of [[CWCville]] and the ongoing battle. In a long textwall, Magi-Chan mentions in passing that the entirety of Mary's Decepti-Clone army had been destroyed, and that [[Son-Chu]] and [[Excelina]] had already gathered up the parts and shipped them off to an army base to be recycled. The S.A.V.s are never seen again.

== Crackders ==
[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, [[Wes Iseli|one]] [[Bagget|of]] [[W-M Manajerk|many]] [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|foes]] who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.]]

The Crackder was one of the first Decepti-Clones to appear in ''Sonichu'', having first been called upon in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']] by [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Though Chris tried to defeat the Crackder, it easily won by tripping him up and causing his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form to deactivate. Jerkops were then able to handcuff him while Crackder picked him up and dropped him from a high height, just because he deserved that little extra bit of humiliation. Crackder then transformed into a jet to take Bagget, [[Jerkhief]] and Chris back to PVCC headquarters, and was then never seen again until much later in the series.

Crackder, while similar in nature to [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]], was actually a ripoff of a different transformer named [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker|Thundercracker]], specifically the [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Cybertron|''Transformers: Cybertron'']] version of him. This is even alluded to in the dialogue, as Bagget at one point claims that Crackder was made from parts imported from Cybertron, which in-universe is the home planet of the transformers and the namesake of the series.

There were many differences between Crackder in his two appearances. As was mentioned above, in his original appearance Crackder was referred to as a "Change-Bot" rather than explicitly as a transformer, and there was originally only one of him. By the time of his next appearance in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] however, his status was upgraded to an official transformer, (or to a Decepti-Clone at least), he was mass produced, he was backed up by two other Decepti-Clone variants, and he seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability, as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst by the time of ''Sonichu #9'' [[Angelica]] was able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages, meaning that either the mass produced Crackders were a lot weaker than the original, or else Chris was just a useless pussy.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], Crackders are equipped with missiles in their jet form and a large cannon in robot form. They are described as the quickest of the Decepti-Clone variants, as well as the "most deadly and cunning".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Crackder</ref>

When the Crackder reappeared in ''Sonichu #9'' as a mass produced model, it served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were [[Jerkop]] driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then [[Chaotic Combo|our heroes]] are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, a grand total of nine of them appear. Five of them attack [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s church early in the issue and are all destroyed, [[Excelina]] shoots down one, and another three are seen flying over the shielded [[CWCville Mall]], possibly trying to bomb it given the state of it later in the issue. [[Magi-Chan]] takes down at least one of them, and also has a psychic battle with [[Silvana Rosechu]] on top another. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled, so it is assumed that he destroyed the other two as well.

== Punislavs ==
[[Image:PunislavBot.jpg|thumb|Punislavs would be a lot more menacing if they didn't look like big logs of shit on wheels when in vehicle mode.]]

The Jerkop Punislav (Джэркоп Пунислав) was the final model of the Decepti-Clones used by the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that Chris has created, with almost every feature an exact copy of [[Wikipedia:Barricade (Transformers)|Barricade]] as he appeared in the ''Transformers'' movie. Like Barricade, the Punislavs all transform into mock police cruisers with a parody of the police motto "To Protect and Serve". There are precisely two differences between Barricade and a Punislav, the first being that Barricade is black and white while the Punislavs are brown and gray, and second being that while Barricade has the far more menacing "To Punish and Enslave" description on the side, Chris's one track mind came up with "[[Love Quest|To Shatter and Torture All Hearts]]" instead.

While the S.A.V.s and possibly the Crackders too were both unmanned pilot free mechs, built to fight both on the ground and in the air, the Punislavs in the comic appeared to have the primary purpose of transporting [[Jerkops]] around [[CWCville]] in large numbers so that they could get to different parts of the battle quicker. While quite often seen in vehicle mode, some were seen in robot mode too, though whether they were still piloted in that form is never made clear. In their robot forms, they depend on their sharp claws, fast speed and quick reflexes to fight.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punislav</ref>

The name "Punislav" is said to have come from Chris wanting to call the robot a Punislave, (from Barricade's inscription), but he decided to change it at the last minute to avoid accusations of [[racism]], given that it was a [[niggo|brown car]] being referred to as a slave. However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character has [[Molvanîa|Slavic]] origins instead, as the Slavs are an ethnic group, meaning the name is still kinda racist, just unintentionally so now.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]</ref>

In the comics, Punislavs only ever appeared ''Sonichu #9''. Much like the S.A.V.s before them, they appeared in great numbers throughout the issue. A few were seen in the forest early on, with at least one destroyed by [[Simonla]] after causing it to crash into a tree in vehicle mode. [[Reginald Sneasel]] destroyed two more shortly afterwards at Angelica's church. Another two showed up in downtown CWCville destroying a building, both of which were destroyed by [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and a further two are killed by [[Prower]] and [[Bumble-Lumba]]. The biggest role they play however is in Chris's comic adaptation of [[Sonichu Fan Promo]], in which it is a Punislav who captured Rosechu and takes her away, transforming into vehicle mode and driving away with her in the backseat. This particular Punislav is followed by Sonichu to CWCville Park, where it turns out to be under the control of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], [[Giovanni]] and [[Doctor Robotnik]], who use the captured Rosechu held unconscious in the Punislav's arms as a ransom, demanding Sonichu hand over control of the city to them. The Punislav is destroyed however, and Rosechu is saved. All the Punislavs are assumed to have been destroyed and recycled by the army following Magi-Chan's claim towards the end of the issue. They are also never seen again.

==Gallery of plagiarism==
<center><gallery>
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Crackder = Cybertron [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker|Thundercracker]]
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)|Swindle]]
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|Punislav = movie [[Wikipedia:Barricade (Transformers)|Barricade]]
</gallery></center>

== References ==
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==See also==
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]
*[[Son-Chu]]
*[[Jerkops]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

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Kacey Call 24

2012-04-23T22:01:41Z

Anonybot: Robot: Unlinking "Fail"

Just a brief overview until transcriptions are complete.

File Name: kc10509.mp3

*[[Chris]] says that his [[mom]] had food poisoning, so they went to a doctor and found out that it wasn't food poisoning. So they went back to the restaurant to complain anyways. Chris says his mom has to be on a diet now. [[Kacey]] suggests that Chris joins her on the diet to support her. Chris starts talking about how he's unsure of the diet and tries to get out of it. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT!
*Chris is amazed that families and friends of cancer patients will shave their heads to support the person with cancer.
*Kacey asks about Chris's [[room]] getting cleaned. Chris is "still working on it!", but Kim suggested that Chris take his [[Lego]] city apart. Kacey asks for pictures. Chris will think about it.
*Kacey failed a class and lost her [[job]].
*Chris is still trying to get a job at [[Target]], but has applied to two other stores.
*Chris was talking to a girl named Regina, the girl whose father bought Chris's two ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]]s. Chris went to meet her, and she didn't show up. Chris got an email stating that [[Gregg Mays]] showed up and sold her guitars instead for half price.
*Chris talks about the [[Emily]] date, and claims that the ''man in the pickle suit'''s name is Harold.
*Chris talks about the [[PVCC]] trolling him, and Kacey says that such an organization doesn't exist and he just thinks too much of himself. Chris says they do it for the [[lulz|L-U-L-Z]] (spells it out).
*Chris gets stressed out when Kacey says that he's not important enough to spend that much effort on.
*Chris claims that he gets lots of emails from men asking him on dates. Kacey says that's a complement, and he doesn't come off as straight. This makes Chris yell in a high pitched voice: "OH JESUS CHRIST! I'M STRAIGHT! WHAT THE HELL!"
*Chris doesn't even open emails anymore.
*'''Kacey says it's common sense to not reply to trolls. Chris says "Let me tell you about common sense," and says that he had sex with a FEMALE BLOW UP DOLL, not a male blow up doll, so it's obvious that he's straight!'''
*Kacey says that Chris should just be bisexual. Chris yells "I HATE LOOKING AT PENISES!"
*Kacey: "I have [[gay]] friends, and they're always grabbing my boobs! It's okay because they're gay!"
*Kacey tells Chris to stop sighing because it makes him sound like a baby. Also to stop saying "whatever." He sighs several times while Kacey talks.
*Chris asks what Kacey wants to talk about, and Kacey says she doesn't care unless Chris can tutor her in her Statistics class. Chris says that he's really good at it and that he can help her with it.
*Kacey says that she has to go.

==Transcript ==
==Part 1==
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| Stardate = 31 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga
| previous = [[Kacey Call 23]]
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
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'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hi Kacey, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good, just a little tired.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I got to agree.
 '''Kacey:''' So how are you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm fair myself. I just uh, read your email, did you read my reply I sent back to you?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, actually, I did.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much in a nutshell, that's what's been happening lately.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, that sucks about your mom, I give my condolences, I hope she feels better. But, um... How did they know that she had food poisoning?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, that my- That was my father and mine's theory at first, but then you know, we took her to Martha Jefferson, then- and then the doctors classified... classified the ailment as Colitis.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, well that's definitely not food poisoning.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean well-
 '''Kacey:''' You guys shouldn't have gone back there to talk to them then, 'cause it's obviously not them...
 '''Chris:''' ...Hm. Yeah, well, I mean, still. Uh, you know, my mom, after today... She was having gut pains, and... Yeah, she was like "Yeah, take the uh, there's the uh, majority of the food I left behind, I had but I had not eaten, so you know, you just take it back to them, and uh, tell 'em what happened," She was like, you know, um, my father and I, we just like, you know, we couldn't do much to respond, you know... Mom was... All up- All up on top of the world here kind of, you know? Uh...
 '''Kacey:''' How long ago did it happen? I mean, did either of you eat it and get sick from it too?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, my father and I did not eat it.
 '''Kacey:''' Besides, if she has Colitis she shouldn't be eating food like that, you said it was Chinese, right? I mean, that food's loaded with MSG and salt and fat, that's like the worst thing she could be doing right now.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean, I mean, none of us knew about the Colitis yet. So...
 '''Kacey:''' But still, it's definitely not food poisoning, it's her body telling her what she's eating is wrong, like did she get put on a diet?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, she can't eat much, uh, salty or sugary foods, or drinks, now.
 '''Kacey:''' No, definitely not, is she sticking to it?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, she's- Yeah, she just got started on it.
 '''Kacey:''' So then what type of things is she eating?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, you know, just basically, um... I'd say, mostly, um... Fruits and vegetables... Um, I'm not sure what else at the time-
 '''Kacey:''' Well, fruits and vegetables are high in sugar.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Well-
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe you should join her in her diet to support her, it could be good for you.
 '''Chris:''' Hm, alright well, I'm not sure- I'm not really sure of, uh, of her diet. But, uh, you know. I can- I can like, you know... Um... I can have her tell me more about it. But right now-
 '''Kacey:''' You should, I mean it's good, you know cancer patients, their whole family shaves their heads, I mean you should totally do it, so that, number one, it'll help you get healthier; Number two, it'll help your mom that you're there for her.
 '''Chris:''' Wait wait wait wait wait... Cancer- Families of cancer patients actually shave their heads?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, it's a show of soli- You know, togetherness? When the cancer patient goes into Chemo and loses their hair, a lot of family members will do that, you know, to show that they're all together in this.
 '''Chris:''' Oh.
 '''Kacey:''' It's pretty inspirational.
 '''Chris:''' Huh.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, and all you would have to do is diet.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah... Alright. Yeah, well. Yeah, I'll talk to my more about uh, this diet she's on and uh... I'll see if I can get on that as well. But anyway-
 '''Kacey:''' You totally should.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I- Yeah. But right now she's- Right now she's sleeping. But still you know, I'll talk to her next time she's awake. About that.
 '''Kacey:''' Definitely, I think that would be good for you.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]''
 '''Kacey:''' How is your room coming along?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I'm still working on it, uh... I, uh... Kim and I agreed that, uh... Yeah, Kim convinced me that, you know, I'm planning on uh, taking my city- My Lego city apart, piece by piece, and putting the pieces into... into buckets.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that's a good idea.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so I'm gonna start on that- I'm gonna start on that soon enough. But, you know-
 '''Kacey:''' You should take some more pictures and send them to me along with progress, you should probably do it like every other day. I mean, 'cause you were supposed to have this done, I mean how much longer do you think it's gonna take?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Pause]'' Yeah it'll take me a while longer, plus you know, recent- Plus you know, last weekend I had to worry about my mom being in the- being in the hospital.
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' So...
 '''Kacey:''' But you should still push yourself to do it, it'll probably make your mom feel better too.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well, yeah- I, yeah- I'm going to work on that this week. On that-
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome, don't forget to send me pictures, give me something to get my mind of everything too.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay. Alright. Hm... Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about you possibly losing your job and failing in class, what happened?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, well we have a new manager, and he's just a jerk, and he wants his own people in there, and class, well, I've just been having issues with it, and being able to get to the class, so it's something I can recover, you know, I've just had a lot going on. Especially with work and everything, 'cause sometimes I've had to pick up during the class, and it's just one big mess, but I'm working to fix it and I might have a new job soon.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. well, I hope uh... I hope that, you know, at your next job, you'll be successful. Or like, you know, um... you know, that you'll have it. Hm. Yeah, 'cause I would hate to see you without a job at this point. ''[Pause]'' Oh by the way I still have- By the way, apparently, uh... It's like, you know, I have- um... Yeah I have not heard back from Target, and I called them like, you know, I think it was, yeah, the last... The weekend before this recent weekend. And, I have not heard back. So, it's like, I think it's pretty obvious at this point I did not get a job there, but I'm submitting applications for, uh, places like uh, Barnes & Noble and Sears, even a new CVS that's being built in Ruckersville.
 '''Kacey:''' Hm. Have you heard back from anywhere?
 '''Chris:''' No, not yet. But I- But I, like you know, I'm planning on- I'm planning on checking in with them to see if they got my applications.
 '''Kacey:''' Definitely.
 '''Chris:''' Cuz I had to go online to do the applications. For these places. As well. ''(Pause)'' Hm. Yeah. Yeah... but upon- Yeah, let me go- Let me go off-topic here a bit, uh... Yeah, about uh, [[Regina]], the girl I was just telling you about, that uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' ...Whose father I sold two guitars to on eBay. Yeah, I mean like, we were, it was like you know, we were getting along... great, you know I've been mostly telling her about the pos- About my positive characteristics. Not one- Not once mentioning the, uh, trolls or names like [[Gregg Mays]] and whatever. And then, uh... And then... You know like we had the pick-up time scheduled, you know, uh... But, today at two o'clock at the, uh, McDonald's on Barracks Road... But then she doesn't show up, but then I come home and I find the e-mail and it's like, "Oh I get the- Oh, I got the... Oh, I was intercepted by Gregg Mays and he had two- And he had two guitars, with no paint- With all paint and stickers removed. And so, he charged her half price for it. And it was like you know, she thinks as if she still bought it from me, or she's giving off that impression, but... Uhh, but yeah, I'm thinking basically I got troll- I got trolled again. And like you know-
 '''Kacey:''' Well it sounds like she got trolled too.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, or like you- Yeah or like you know, like she's one of the- She's one them, just like, uh... The past time at the mall, I think her name was [[Emily]]. And then we were- And then, uh, being intercepted by Harold, that Guy in the Pickle Suit. Uh... And I think, uh, I think, you know Kim could tell you more about that, you know, there are audio files, you know, that girl had a wire on her. And the, uh, audio-
 '''Kacey:''' How do you know she had a wire on?
 '''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed Sigh)'' Because, the- I found the audio file later, on the, uh... [[Miscreants]] webpage that was originally created by Clyde Cash-slash-Gregg Mays.
 '''Kacey:''' Hmm.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Uh, but anyway, then Kim- Then I talked to Kim about it and she convinces me like, you know, Regina could be just, uh, an innocent victim and it's just a whole bunch of misunderstandings and what-not. So...
 '''Kacey:''' It probably is, Chris, I mean it's not like the whole world's against you. You really don't think that, do you?
 '''Chris:''' Hm. No... I don't think think ''the whole world'' is against me, just some- It's just some of the people- It's just the whole buncha people out of a whole- Out of a big vast majority.
 '''Kacey:''' You really think there's a group devoted to trolling you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, Kim can tell you about that, there's forums and everything.
 '''Kacey:''' Why? I mean, why would a group of people devote themselves to you? I mean, have you ever done anything wrong?
 '''Chris:''' ''(Getting more stressed & whiny)'' I had originally done nothing wrong! As far as I- As far as I know, I-
 '''Kacey:''' But then, why would they be devoted to trolling you?
 '''Chris:''' I don't know why! I don't know why they started... ''[Sigh]'' I don't even know why that- Why the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page got started in the first place. I mean, I mean, other than the fact that they were doing it for the... L-U-L-Z.
 '''Kacey:''' The what?
 '''Chris:''' L-U-L-Z. You know, they call it "LULZ". Or like, you know-
 '''Kacey:''' So... they're doing it for laughs? I doubt there is a group dedicated to trolling you just because it's fun.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]''
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, are you telling the truth?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean are you should you didn't do anything to any of them? I think we've talked about this before.
 '''Chris:''' I am telling- I am telling you the truth. I am telling you the truth, Kacey. I swear to [[God]]. And Kim can back you up on that, she can tell you about these forums. And what-not.
 '''Kacey:''' That weird though, that's really weird, I mean are you reall that important?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Offended sigh]'' Hm. Well, I'm internet famous. Uh, for one thing, but, I don't think I would be THAT important, I mean, the way these trolls keep carrying on they make it like I'm as- I'm as important or more important than [[Britney Spears]]! ''[Pause]'' Jeez... ''[Sigh]'' What a mess that- What a mess the whole trolling thing is. ''[Sigh]'' But, I just take it one step at a time, you know, and I'm block- and I'm continuing to uh, block any nay-sayers, that send me negative e-mails. On my- On my- On my AOL address.
 '''Kacey:''' Hm. That's good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, what do you consider a negative e-mail?
 '''Chris:''' Well like you know, people... I- For one thing, here's a... I'm giving you, like, maybe one or two examples of the top of my head upon recollection... Um, one thing is like, you know, the inclination of people... mislabeling me as a [[homosexual]], or... dudes asking me out on a homosexual date, or making me- or asking me to do anything homosexual when I'm not, and it's pretty hard for me to-
 '''Kacey:''' You should take that as a compliment! I mean, maybe you're giving off the wrong impression to them.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Stunned)'' What, come on, I mean-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you might be attracting these gay people.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Disgusted Sigh)'' But anyway, I'm STRAIGHT. But, you know-
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe people don't think that, maybe you're not coming off as that. You ever think about that?
 '''Chris:''' Ugh, come on you know me, I'm- You know I'm straight. And- ''(stammering incoherently)''
 '''Kacey:''' But THEY don't.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Getting angrier)'' Ugh, I've been telling them- I've been telling them NUMEROUS TIMES now in the YouTube videos that I'm straight!
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe they think you're just being shy.
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, THEY'RE STUPID! I-I mean, I even- I even reflected so much about my, uh- About my, uh, how I feel about the homosexuals, I just don't... care that much about them, I just don't wanna get too close to them...
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, remember that usually when you protest too much, ''(Chris sighs)'' then it usually is true.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, JESUS CHRIST!
 '''Kacey:''' They just think you're in the closet, I mean, you...
 '''Chris:''' I'M STRAIGHT!!! I'm straight!
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, but you make so many videos about NOT being straight, I mean, it actually HURTS you. Like, if you just let it go...
 '''Chris:''' Wait- Wait, time out, time out, wait. Making videos about me NOT being straight, what the HELL?
 '''Kacey:''' No, about BEING STRAIGHT, it hurts you because they're like, "Oh, he's just covering it up."
 '''Chris:''' Oh, Jesus... ''[Sigh]''
 '''Kacey:''' I mean you should just ignore it.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Chris sighs and tries to change the subject)'' Ah, whatever, but anyway like I- Like I said, I add the- I add those names- I add those people- Those are... The subject of those people who send me such e-mails, I add to my block list, that's uh... one thing, another thing is like you know... Like you know, or like you know, they just tell me like you know, "Fuck you", or "You're a failure", or any negative comments like that, I add them to the block list as well. Or even more recently like you know, oh shh-

==Part 2==
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| name = Kacey-CWC Call 24 Part 2
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|t2rBqEl1MSI}}
| Stardate = 31 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = [[Father Call]]
}} </center>
You know, yeah, "We're continuing the talks about your [[copyright]] being stolen", that's just a false rumor and it's not been stolen. I recovered that e-mail. So like you know I add them to the block list as well. I don't even have to open the e-mail, it's ob- It say- They just say it in the subject line. ''[Pause]'' Yeah. Anyway, yeah those- Those are some of the examples of uh, people, uh, who I add to the block list.
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, why does being called gay make you so angry anyway, I mean if it's not true it just shouldn't hurt you at all.
 '''Chris:''' Because it's a mislabeling! I hate being mislabeled!
 '''Kacey:''' But you should just ignore it, or else they're gonna think that you're mad because you're hiding something.
 '''Chris:''' Ugh, Jesus...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean Chris, this is just common sense.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... You know, let me- let me tell you something else, you know, uh, "common sense"... I- You know, yeah, there is a- There is [[For Julie's Eyes Only|a video of me]]... Uh... Having sex with a blow-up woman- With a blow-up doll, that's like a wom- A blow-up female doll, alright? I mean that- I mean, I- The blow-up doll is a woman, and if I was a homosexual, I'd be blowing up- I'd be blowing up a... Dude doll.
 '''Kacey:''' I don't think it matters because dolls don't really have genders. That could be interpreted either way.
 '''Chris:''' But I-
 '''Kacey:''' I've heard people could be bisexual. It doesn't matter.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Stress noises)'' Yeah but I mean, it's obvious that the doll is- is a woman, the doll looks like a woman. With the [[Manboobs|boobs]], and the long hair and the-
 '''Kacey:''' It's just plastic, Chris. It doesn't matter.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I uh, I know it was a piece of plastic, and it wouldn't- And it wouldn't know, but still-
 '''Kacey:''' So it doesn't make you straight, and it doesn't make you gay.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Double Stress Sigh)'' Well yeah, well... ''(Stress Breathing)'' Ahh, a buncha things. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, still, like you know, I'm just going- I'm just going- I just been goinh overboard in this conversation... And, yeah, but most of the time I would- Most of the time nowadays I do just ignore that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you should, but I mean it just seems like this really gets to you, because you don't get this mad at anything else, not even when they claim to have your copyrights or anything else, like you just always get so angry over the gay thing, it's just really weird. You know?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]'' Oh, jeez...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean it wouldn't be bad. You could be bisexual and it wouldn't be bad, I mean-
 '''Chris:''' No, no, I am not bisexual, I'm STRAIGHT. I have- I HATE looking at penises! I love looking at vaginas!
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean that doesn't make you straight or gay, if you just LOOK... I mean, gay guys actually love to look at girls' chests, did you know that?
 '''Chris:''' ''(Quiet, frustrated sigh)''
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, they're fascinated by them, even if they don't find them sexy.
 '''Chris:''' I find wom- I find women a lot more sexier... than any dude, I don't even... I mean- I- Yeah we talked about this before, we... We talked about this before.
 '''Kacey:''' I just think it's amusing that you get so angry. I mean, I have gay friends, and they're always like, grabbing my boobs or something, and it's okay because they're gay and everything, but it's like, gay guys love boobs, it's hilarious.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Sighs disgustedly, waits a few seconds, then sighs again)'' Whatev- Whatever. I- Yeah, uhh, whatever. Let's not- Let's not talk about that anymore, um... Uh...
 '''Kacey:''' You should stop sighing, Chris, that doesn't sound like a normal adult, that's like... Little upset toddler behavior.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Tries not to sigh)''
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, don't say "whatever" to me either, it's kind of rude.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Annoyed sigh]''
 '''Kacey:''' You could be polite and be like, "I disagree".
 '''Chris:''' Yeah-
 '''Kacey:''' Or, "Let's change the subject".
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright, well yeah. Let's change the subject. Hmm...
 '''Kacey:''' Alright, but you gotta promise me you're not gonna do the sighing and the "whatever"s anymore.
 '''Chris:''' Okay yeah well I mean, I been working on the... reducing of the "whatever"s. I mean, 'cause... Kim, uh, corrected me on that as well. ''(Waits for response)'' She's been correcting me on-
 '''Kacey:''' Well it's not that hard, so... Come on. Heh.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, wait... I- Uh sorry, what was that last statement? I did not not understand that last statement.
 '''Kacey:''' I said it's not that hard. I mean-
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, not hard.
 '''Kacey:''' It's all about a level of respect, I mean if you respected both of us you wouldn't do it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I mean- Yeah, well I mean, I did try to... Stop- To not say whatev- That word. But, I mean-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you didn't start saying "whatever" until recently, like you've always done the sighing, but you didn't start saying that until recently.
 '''Chris:''' Right... Yeah. Hm. Well... I mean I've done it- I mean I've done it numerous times before, uh... around my fam- around my family. And- And it's like, they corrected me on that before. I guess it has been a long time since I said that word, and then... And then I- It just started coming back- It just started coming out again. That's- That's one thing that I'm- That I think there, about that. ''(Silence, Chris realizes she isn't going to say anything)'' Hm. Alright well, anyway, um... Um, let's see... What else is- What else can I- What else is on my mind I can talk about... Um... I'm not sure, lemme think, sure... No. If you've got anything else on your mind, Kacey, uh, I'm open to talk about that.
 '''Kacey:''' Not unless you can tutor me in statistics.
 '''Chris:''' Unless I can tutor you in statistics... Actually, I did take statistics, uh... At, uh, one or two of those classes... Uh, when I started at Piedmont, as part of the- As part of when I was starting out, in the, uh, degree, I was- I- First, I started to work on... But then I- But then I switched over to Computer Aided Drafting and Design. But yeah I did do- I did do statistics, so... Like- So like, you know... If you... Show me like an example of, uh, what you're learning in statistics, I could prob- I could probably remember... what to do there.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, maybe I'll scan it or something for you, okay?
 '''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah, and I'll see what I can- I'll see what I can remember.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I have school in the morning so I should probably go, okay?
 '''Chris:''' Alright. But anyway, it's nice to talk to you again. And it's nice to- And it's nice to, you know, if you can't call me, you know, to get an email from you, so I know what's going on. And, you know, it's nice- It's nice to know that- To have you confide in me, and me offering my feedback, but hey, you know, yeah. You know... Just- You know, at least you're making your recovery and you will strike back victoriously.
 '''Kacey:''' ''(Laughs politely)'' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' I'm rooting for ya, and I'm here for ya.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I appreciate that, and I'll try and talk to you tomorrow. Okay?
 '''Chris:''' Alright, if you can't talk to me, send me an email. Whatever...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, bye.
 '''Chris:''' You take care, be safe, bye-bye.


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Autism Tutorial Part 3

2012-04-23T22:01:28Z

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In '''Autism Tutorial Part 3''', any pretense that [[Chris]]'s ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' tutorial has anything to do with informing the public about [[autism]] is abandoned, and Chris instead goes into full-on sob story mode about his struggle. First he revisits his magical [[high school]] years. He admits that he's bitter about not getting [[china]] in high school, and reiterates his desire to have had [[dating education]]. Chris then reenacts his graduation tantrum, and rambles about how much his life has sucked since then. He finishes by wishing that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] get fired because she refused to accept his insincere apology after he slandered her all over the internet, and that the Game Place burn to the ground with [[Michael Snyder]] in it.

tl;dr: Chris hasn't gotten over high school or past grudges.

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Back in my teenage years at [[Manchester High School]] of Midlothian, [[Virginia]], I really felt emotionally rich, because I had a [[Lies|great number of friends]], the closest and majority of were some sweet girls.

[''Long sequence of Chris and a [[gal-pal]] looking at each other and smiling.''] 
''[Subtitle: Hey, Chris.]'' ''[Subtitle: Hi, Tiff.]'' ''[Subtitle: How are you?]'' ''[Subtitle: I'm just a little bit tired; it's been a long day for me.]'' ''[Subtitle: Well, I hope you're not too tired for Home Ed. Chris.]'' ''[Subtitle: No, I'm good. Let's go.]''

My circle of [[gal-pals]] was the best asset and blessing anyone could ever ask for. They understood me, and [[Chris and his Ego|I understood]] [[Women's rights|them]]. [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|We appreciated each other]]. We hung out, conversed, and hung out y- between within our classes, like home-ec and, uh, [[Reality|science, and math]], and even [[Chris and English|English]], and sometimes we would help each other out. It was the best of times... pretty much. And even though [[lie|I even]] had a high school [[Gal-Pals|sweetheart]] like most would, and the quality throughout was great. And would be most appreciated by ''any'' person, autistic or not.

Sadly though, about my high school years, of which I can only complain about were two things, and I did not realize these til after I graduated. Actually, one I realized, uh, mid-graduation. But after graduation I realized that I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating throughout high school. The mandatory sexual education class is good for after [[Third date|date number three]] and so, but how do we even get to date number one? That's my question. I really would've appreciated a mandatory [[Dating education|DATING EDUCATION]] CLASS, alongside sexual education. Also, [[F Abstinance|abstinence is a JOKE]]. The virgin-breaker needs to happen BEFORE adulthood arrives, because being an adult [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] SUUUCKS. Even for us autistics and [[Slow-in-the-mind|mentally challenged]].

And the second thing about my high school years that can- can- I would complain about is my high school graduation ceremony. It was a very depressing day, it was raining, it was dark, it was dreary. Anyway, I went got- went up and got my diploma, and uh, I did not shake anybody's hand. It- I mean, there were important people there, I did not shake anybody's hand, I just grabbed my diploma, cried, then, ran off the stage, went into a back room, sat at a- sat at a table by myself for a little while. Then my best gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen|Tif]] met up with me and uh, she made me feel a little better. (voice turns wistful) Really love to, uh, see her again, at least [[rape|hang out]] or a little while.

My high school years were the best and most emotionally ''encouraging'' for me. But after graduation in 2000 and moving back to lame [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]... it was all downhill for me. My adult years ''suck''. And I'm soon to turn 29. I left my heart back at Manchester High in Midlothian.

I grad- I also graduated from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] with a uh, degree in [[CADD|computer-aided drafting and design]], but that- and that graduation went better for me, because I did not have so many fr- I did not have many friends back there. And plus, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] [[Chris and his ego|just plain hated me.]] [''voice creaks on the verge of recognizing own faults''] Obvi- And obviously I uh, talked ill about her in [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] that I [[Chris and art|drew]], portrayed her as a witch... [''voice fills with self-righteous rationalization''] She made it apparent that it was illegal to find true love in the state of [[Virginia]]! And that [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia was a state for VIRGINS]]... ([[stress]]-[[sigh]]) She still ticked me off, I mean, even after I apologized to her for portraying her the way that I did in my books, she would not accept my apology and she banned me from the grounds of Piedmont Virginia Community College! That's a- one hell of a thank you for an apology, or an apology acceptance. Obviously she did not accept my apology. I hope she gets fired, period! And I also hope that the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]] in [[Charlottesville]]... [[Chris and anger|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! [[Death threats|ALONG WITH]] [[Michael Snyder|MICHAEL SNYDER]]!

Agh, that's all my ranting for right now.

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Jackie E-mails 20

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This page lists emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 28 [[October 2010]] to 5 [[November 2010]].

At this point, things are starting to unravel in the relationship. Jackie calls out Chris's hypocrisy and selfishness, which Chris ignores. He proceeds to contradict his earlier statements by reaffirming his homophobia and self-serving bigotry.

{{Email|October 28, 2010 - 3:09pm

You're missing the point. My point is that you told me you would do the videos, no problem. You lied to me. THAT is my problem. Isn't [[Lies|your lying]] the main thing that has ended all your previous relationships? Yet you still do it constantly. You still think you can just effortlessly lie your way out of any situation you find uncomfortable, regardless of the sheer number of times your own lies have gotten you in trouble or ruined a relationship you were trying to create.

You say that you still have hang-ups against [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] that are "beyond your knowledge". That is a cop-out answer. The point of talking to Alec is so you can figure out why you're still mad at him. We talked about that already. And if you're allowed to hold grudges against Alec and [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for absolutely no fucking reason beyond you're too lazy to change, why should I be expected to take the risk of changing MY feelings and putting aside my misgivings about your devotion? These [[:Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest|October videos]] are supposed to be your way of proving to me that you really care about me and can actually DO something to show it instead of just repeating the same words over and over. I gave you this contest as a compromise so you could prove your love to me without having to give up your [[PS3]], remember that? I went out of MY way to give YOU that compromise, and yet you STILL complain about every little bit of effort I ask you to do. And then you go and say you have to "put up with a lot from me".

By the way, I wrote to Alec and he responded to me only a couple minutes ago, and he said he hasn't received any email from you in months. So did you lie to me about that, too?

Do you see yet? My chief problem with you is that you lie. You lie. You LIE. ALL THE TIME.

Well, then... I don't want [[HairDifference|your greasy hair video]]. I still want [[SpaghettiRoutine|a cooking video]] because as a house husband you are suppose to cook your beloved ME meals. I want you to get some playdough or model magic or something (must be three different colors, use what you've got or go get some at the dollar store) you can MAKE BELIEVE and perform a pretend cooking segment. I want you to line up all his stuffed animals as an audience, pan to the "audience" on occasion, and shape that playdough into dinner. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL DINNER. Describe what you're doing, and talk about how you'd want me to feed you it… than giggle and ask for a Bib because it's messy :D Then, at the end, I want to see you "eat" the meal JUST LIKE COOKIE MONSTER. Smush it all over, because you love it and me so much!

So give the contest your all, Chris. You've only got a few days left.

Jackie}}

{{Email|October 29, 2010 - 8:28pm

Hey Chris. How's it going? I haven't heard from you at all today. I hope you aren't still kicking yourself because you lied to me, I don't want you to feel like you have to shut yourself off from me because of that. I mean, yeah, it hurt me when I found out, and I'm sure you felt bad about telling all these lies. But we need to get past it and just let it be over and done with.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing the videos! What did Alec say when you told him you were doing [[Book10Replacement|the parade pages]]? All he gave me was confirmation that you wrote him, he didn't give any other details on your conversation. Are you going to the library tomorrow then to upload them all? I can't wait!!

XO XO XO XO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|October 30, 2010 - 12:02am

Firstly, I have not lied to you; when I said it was cool on the videos, reference the [[SpaghettiRoutine|Spaghetti]], I was under the fact of an idea of access to the stove and ingredients at the time. I tried to get ingredients, and I tried to clear the junk away from the stove, all without getting my parents too informed of the video-recording resons behind it all. Not only was I unable to relocate the junk, but my family brought home a meal-sized spaghetti and meatballs frozen dinner instead of individual ingredients. I Mis Spoke; I did not lie. I Mis Spoke.

Same thing on [[Book10Replacement|the 9 replacement pages]]; I said Okay, because I knew truthfully I can do that on the ideas I had so far. But then I read the suggestion on the freakin' parade for Alec, I felt infuriated and frustrated. Speaking of which, I will forward you Alec's two e-mails and my reply. I have realized that aside from the past forgiven reasons on his drawn works, I still feel against him, because he's [[Homos|gay]], has [[Aspergers]], and is a [[JERKS|male]]. Further explained in my reply to him I just wrote to him.

Anyway, you will have all of the videos on my YouTube this afternoon.

I'll TTYL. Stay safe and Sweet, and I am sorry for getting angry with you in that e-mail from Wednesday. 
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO 
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Lots of Love, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|October 30, 2010 - 3:39pm

Chris, I have a lot to say, so make sure you read every word of this.

Um, yes you did lie. You lied to me. Why are you bringing up the spaghetti video? You know the lie I was talking about was whether you were going to do the parade comic pages. You told me you would, then you told Samantha you wouldn't. There's a lie in there somewhere. And I see in the email you sent him that you asked him to bail you out and get me to back off of the comic page idea. So obviously you meant it when you told Samantha you wouldn't do it.

And then you DIDN'T do it. I told you to do a parade comic, and you said this:
"I'll do all of that for you, but with such tall orders, It'll be
Saturday when I'll drive to the library again and upload them all."
That's a quote from you. You said you'd do the videos as I ask. But that was a lie. You never meant to do the parade comic. You just decided to redo the comic exactly the same as before, with Alec and his friends being found guilty for doing nothing wrong.

And about that: you're telling me that it's okay to keep hating Alec because... you're a close-minded bigot. Is that supposed to make me feel good? You've had months to get over all this. Talk to him like a man already. He doesn't deserve this hatred from you. And you actually tried to get HIM to lie to me for you and tell me to give up on the comic pages? After all the vile things you said to him, you actually asked him for a favor. Do you even understand that relationships are a two-way street? That you can't treat someone like pure shit for no reason and then ask them to do nice things for you? Do you get that at all? Or do you think that because he's MALE that makes him bad and that he automatically owes you something? You say trolls are awful people, but you feel perfectly fine about continuing to torment this guy for no reason. And apparently the love of a girl like me isn't worth overcoming your childish anger for.

Why did you even bother asking him to tell me to back off of the parade thing when you weren't going to bother doing it anyway? You obviously didn't care whether I wanted it or not, you just weren't going to do it.

And you also lazily cut corners on virtually every other video, despite saying "I'll do all of that for you": 
-You only scrubbed one tiny section of tile in [[ShowerClean|your shower]], even though I told you to do it from top to bottom. And don't tell me that you wouldn't have time to film it all if you did, because you didn't film yourself cleaning it at all, so the time it took to clean wouldn't matter. You just said you could do the whole thing "if you had to". If you won't do it when your girlfriend repeatedly asks you to, what WILL make you do it? 
-You "mimed" doing the [[SpaghettiRoutine|spaghetti]], even though I told you to use clay or playdough or something like that instead. You have plenty of that stuff, I know you do. Or you could have bought some at the dollar store. 
-You didn't wear a sari or put the dot on your head or anything for [[WelcometoBollywood|your Bollywood video]], it was just you in [[Muscle bra|a bra]]. You could have just used a bedsheet or something. 
-[[Book10Replacement|The comic]] was not only completely NOT what you said you would do, and was NOT at ALL what I wanted, but most of it wasn't even colored in. You had five days since I asked you to do it to draw and color nine pages.

I have to bring up once AGAIN that this whole contest was a compromise. MY compromise. For YOU. You won't get rid of [[PS3|your stupid video game]] for me, so rather than let that break us up, I decided to come up with this contest instead. That way you could keep your precious video game, and I could still see some proof that you love me. But what do I get? You fail to upload videos on time. You wouldn't even make a drive to the library to upload them for WEEKS until after the 100th time I asked you to give a shit about giving me my videos. You cut corners in your videos. You refuse to do any video that causes the least bit of "[[stress]]", despite the woman you claim to love asking you to do it for you. You won't make the parade comic for me. It's not even about fucking Alec, it's about ME. I AM THE ONE THAT WANTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, NOT HIM, AND YOU STILL DECIDED I WASN'T WORTH DOING IT FOR.

You know Chris, I wouldn't be so frustrated if you would just ADMIT when you have done something wrong to me. But no, you have to rationalize your way out of it every chance you think you've got, even when it's so obvious what you did. You sit there and tell me that you love me more than your video games but you won't give them up. What else matters more than I do, Chris? Does your petty grudge against people like Alec Benson Leary matter more than me? Looks like it does, since you won't do the comic I asked for. Stop SAYING words that don't mean anything and DO what I ask you to instead, then maybe I'll believe you.

I'm going to be honest with you, Chris. [[Lars]] contacted me recently. He wants me back. At first I was going to say no, I definitely wouldn't want him back because I had something better. But after seeing how you try to cut corners with the girl you "love" and do the least possible effort to win her over, I'm starting to have my doubts. You know what Lars said he did? He burned all his boats. Every last one of them. Says he doesn't need them anymore, that I am more important than they are. And he burned them before even contacting me, before even knowing what my answer would be, because he knew that even if I didn't take him back his life will still be better for overcoming his addiction. Would YOU be willing to get rid of your PS3 for me? Oh wait, we've answered that question. No, you wouldn't.

You failed this contest, Chris. I gave you every leeway possible and you still failed it because you didn't feel motivated enough to put down your video games long enough to do a good job and do what I ask of you. But I'm going to give you one more chance. [[Lars Call|I'm going to call you soon]], and I'm going to have Lars on the phone with me. I want you to debate with Lars over why you think you're a better partner for me than he is. I'm telling him the same terms apply to him. I'll be listening to the call as it happens. All you have to do is prove that you can be a better partner than Lars will be. He won't be rude or insulting, he'll be polite and on his best behavior - I'm making him, he knows if he gets immature then I'll get rid of him - so you'd better be on your best behavior, too. I want to hear two adults talking, not two children.

I'll write back soon to discuss when we can make this call happen, it will be within the next few days. If you really love me, you'll do it, I don't care which of your favorite TV shows the call might interrupt.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|October 31, 2010 - 8:27am

Well, I have read and understood what you wrote. Firstly, let me just say I was in shock about what I read. Second, I am sorry for cutting corners. I am sorry for not making a parade for Alec; I did not feel at ease with myself on drawing a parade. I am sorry for telling Alec to call off the parade thing when I as not going to do it anyway. I am sorry about not wearing a sari or a bead on my head; I had forgotten those two details, but I had written down that you wanted the Bollywood video, and I did it in my bra. I had real spaghetti; I offered some to the camera; I mde like a pig (a small pig, perhaps) and troghed it and got the sauce on my face. I really, truly Love and Care about you, Jackie. I am notthe world's "perfect" man, but I did what I was able to do and draw; it was not all that easy, mentally, to me. I'm going to church in a bit, but I will converse with you and Lars over the phone later, and I will be most mature about it. Just let me know the area code to watch for on my caller ID, and the approx. time.

TTYL, 
I Love You, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|October 31, 2010 - 1:23pm

I'll let you know a little bit later when I'll be able to make the call happen. In the meantime, thank you for realizing how hurt I was by your lies and cutting corners. You know what I'd really love? I'd love you to remake the parade pages the proper way for me, as a sign of your apology :)

Talk to you soon,

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|November 1, 2010 - 3:40pm

I'm still wating to hear back on the call details or when you'll be in [[Charlottesville|CVille]] for our meet and dates.

Straght up, I have drawn my replacement pages; I am not going to draw a parade for Alec. But I wll apologize to him for the way I have felt about him, and I will reprogram my mind to dislike him less.

Something else on my mind; it has come to my attenton that I end up pausing to keep my train of thought going from time to time. And confidentally, I have realized with that, I am mentally slow,or to put it in the other, more insulting to me term, retarded. Big whoop-de-do reason why I take time thinking about details and things. I have in the past hurt myself metaphorically, and hurt other's feelings, because my instinct responses were not all the best chosen. But I am a smart person, and I am well-educated. Ths s also why looked up to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also in the head. I may have missed a detal or two when I made the videos, but I still made them; it took me time to think on how I was to make them. But I still made them For You, because I care a Lot about you, Jacklyn.

Also, ths may be a bad idea to bring this up, but after thinking about it, I feel it is in your best interest out of my care for you to bring it up. Lars has hurt you before, Jacklyn. He OTC Abortion Drugged your coffee and killed the first growing life inside you. fear that f you went back to him, he may do it again, or even worse. Plus he may be lying about burning his boats; he may have said that, but he may only be saying it in an attempt to one-up himself over me. You told me so yourself before; Lars is NO Good. And as your caring boyfriend, I have to agree and remind you in warning.

I will still have the phone conversation if you stll feel it is for the best.

I worry and care about you a lot, Jackie. I Love You.

Stay Safe and Sweet. TTYL, 
Christian.}}

{{Email|November 1, 2010 - 4:05pm

So you "love" me, but you won't do the comic pages the way I want. Or do anything else for me that is even a little bit uncomfortable. You won't put aside your feelings and do something I want. I guess that shows what option you'll take any time in the future when faced with a choice between my happiness and your own.

You say you "may have missed a detal or two when I made the videos, but I still made them". So does that mean you are retracting your admission that you cut corners to be lazy? Doesn't matter much whether you do or not, I know that's what you did. I told you repeatedly that getting the details right was every bit as important as making the videos themselves. You make up things like "I am not expected to make videos exactly to the letter", even though I'M the one doing the expecting, and I told you that being exact was a requirement. You just keep making up these little excuses and deciding that's how reality is, even though your made-up reality doesn't come close to being true.

I have proof of Lars burning the boats, he showed me a video of doing it himself. Unlike you, he hasn't dropped all his money and priorities and gone and replaced them in a matter of days like you did with your PS3, so that's another strike against you there. Also, considering the sheer number of lies you've told me in the past week, I don't think you're in a position to be calling him a liar.

Anyway, I don't mean to say this to throw it in your face. I just think it's stuff you should use to help prepare yourself for [[Lars Call|the call]]. I've arranged it with Lars for this Wednesday night at 10:30 sharp. Be ready.

Jackie}}

{{Email|November 2, 2010 - 9:39pm

Hey Chris, I haven't heard from you today. Just making sure you'll be available for the call tomorrow night?

Jackie}}

{{Email|November 3, 2010 - 5:00pm

Chris, have you even been checking your email? I need to know whether you're going to answer if I call you tonight or not.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|November 4, 2010 - 10:40am

I'm sorry for not checking my e-mail lately, and I was up last night at 10:30 with my cell phone on full ring volumn, waiting for your call. And you dd not call. I thought it was obvious that unless I tell you otherwise, go ahead and call. But you dd not call. Aside from that and the disappointment of not getting your expected call, I felt like shit already from you continuing to call me a liar; I have told you mostly the truth, and the rest of time were MisSpeaks. And How did you think I was going to feel after reading your response after the e-mail I sent you a few days ago caringly reminding you of Lar's horrendous deed and what he may do unto you in the future if you went back to him regardless of his sunken battleships? I felt I was "up a creek without a paddle" in this relationship, and I felt really down on myself between hat and my realization of the fact I am retarded often.

I just don't know anymore. I have done a Lot for you, and all I seem to mostly get is gripe and little appreciation from you for my efforts.

I care a LOT about you, Jacklyn Romy, but this relationship appears to be on its rockiest of rip tides to me. Mainly it is up to you on the decision of staying with a considerably [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-minded]], [[honest]] man who would show you a ton of care and affection, or going back to the ex who killed his own seed in your womb and may do worse than that (granted there are other details about that relationship I may or may not be aware of).

I am feeling really down and crestfallen on myself right now. You think about it all, and do not respond or send me another e-mail or call if this is really the end of our relationship between you and me, and you go running back to Lars or you're going to say, "Maybe we should see other people."

:(

Stay Safe, 
Christian.)}}

{{Email|November 5, 2010 - 4:39pm

Hey Chris! Sorry I couldn't come back to the phone last night after I [[Lars Call|turned you over to Lars]]. But I am so impressed that you two hit it off so well!! I thought for sure it might be awkward for you two to talk, but the both of you showed some surprising maturity. I'm so impressed with my two boys!! And what's more, Lars was telling me last night that you told him you were going to do the parade comic for me the right way!!! Wow Chris, that will be such a sweet gesture. I look forward to seeing it in all its glory! Make sure it's colored and detailed as well as you used to do with your comic.

Jackie}}

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This page covers emails exchanged between [[Chris]] and [[Jackie]] from 28-31 [[August 2010]].

PS3-smashing, Chris honors his Cherokee heritage by having them masturbate around him, in a picture titled "Unga Bunga", a stereotypical '[[Niggos|jungle niggo]]' chant. Chris is still a Pagan/Christian shaman. Also, again, Chris's fantasy, not Jackie's.

Chris is traumatized by the loss of his beloved HONEST and TRUE love: his PS3. Cheats on its still-warm corpse with that slut, Nintendo Wii. Dreams of being a 8-14-year old prince, talking of Yoshi, and his babysitter calling Yoshi a gay icon, with King Clyde (who would then be his father), and his thinly-veiled mole persona as his twin, referencing ''The Prince and the Pauper''. The pathos of this, as well as the rest of the dream, is unclear. Jackie is equally confused.

Chris is in a panic to replace his PS3 at first opportunity, calls Barbara a slow-in-the-mind, Barbara watches Chris sleep.

Chris cheats on the 'circlejerk' remake; refuses to draw Non-Cherokee pickles, adds an Asian woman. Jackie insists on non-Jewish ducks. She talks about how he speaks about his shattered heart over losing his Sweetheart-from-the-ground-up, PS3. Perhaps if Chris had seen ''Weird Science'', the Chris Saga may have ended with the most hilarious self-electrocution ever.

{{EmailReply|August 28, 2010 - 4:41pm

I have already [[The MovingFoward videos|created the video]] myself before I read your e-mail; I decided to do it myself anyway; no mask or anything; just total full-force and personal actions. I am uploading the video now, and the Mega Upload will send the link to Clyde right after full Upload, and I have sent him a message informing him of the video, with 3 Post Damage photos; I will forward you the e-mail shortly. And the link is below.

I'm trusting [[Clyde]] to come through on the deal, and if not, I can buy another [[PS3]] in a couple of months myself. I've checked a local [[GameStop]]; the 60GB, 4 USB, PS2-Backward-Compatible, Memory Card Slotted, Wi-Fi, Thick PS3 I had just smashed is priced Highest of the USED PS3s at 349.99. And I can get a used 80GB, 4 USB, PS2-Backward-Compatible, Memory Card Slotted, Wi-Fi, Thick PS3 for 299.99, granted on them having one in stock. A couple of days? I can go for months if I have to. I gave Clyde a week to snail-mail me the Cash.

I will get right to work on the drawing for you.

Let me just go ahead and check in, are you and I set to meet on Friday, [[September 2010|September 3, 2010]] as I have estimated, or are you planning on visiting your friend for longer? The location and time is still set for the Starbucks next to the [[China]] King Buffet at 1:00 PM; please feel free to be early. I will recognize your face from the one in the photo I still have on my [[PSP]]. If I fail to recognize you possibly in the crowd, I'm sure you'll recognize my face. Or, I can meet you outside in front of the Starbucks, waiting by the gate there, or hanging by either you by your drop-off vehicle, or me by [[Son-Chu|my Escort]].

Please let me know in your reply.

I'll e-mail you the drawing tonight; right now, I'm going to take a shower.

TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|1=August 28, 2010 - 5:33pm

Hey, Chris.

Hey, you know, it looked like you weren't hitting the PS3 as hard as you could in the video. I think you need to do a much better job if you want that reward money.

I found this video of a girl destroying her PS3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJVBsUX-zCM
Look at how she does it and take notes. She's like one third your size but she manages to put some effort into it.

Take it outside again, but this time, really smash it up. Take apart all of the components and smash them individually. The [[troll]]s aren't going to believe it's truly destroyed, so they might not pay you until you actually destroy it. So here's what you do: make another video wherein you put it on your driveway, and run it over with you car. Run it over a few times, back and forth, just to ensure. And then, you know what you could do? Tie it to the back of your car, and then set your camera onto your back seat so that as you drive along, they can see the ruined remains of the PS3 being dragged on the road. I mean, this is a lot of money, you can afford to put some effort in it.

Oh crap, I was just going to talk about some other stuff but I forgot what time it was, I have to go out. But hey, get the new video done as soon as you can. I look forward to seeing it!

XOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 28, 2010 - 6:33pm

The Topic page specifically stated, "With a Brick". I'll add more damage tomorrow; there goes Plan "c"; selling it for parts.

Anyway, here are some Native American [[Cherokian Clan|Cerokees]] dancing and banging around us.}}

{{EmailReply|August 28, 2010 - 11:04pm

Taken Care Of, [[Sweetheart]].}}

{{Email|1=August 29, 2010 - 4:16pm

Wow Chris, that's a neat drawing! I'm curious, what inspired you to draw native americans around us in a forest? Well, now that you've given me this little teaser, I'm looking forward even more to seeing my drawing of us in the pool with the circle jerk. You know just how to get my motor going! ;) Are you still planning to have that to me by 9pm tonight?

So I really like the job you did on smashing up the PS3. Looks like you really came through. Thanks for forwarding me all your correspondences with the trolls. I'm curious, what made you decide to send the video to them as yourself? I thought the point of having Jenkins Jinkies was that you could do it as him, instead of as yourself. I hope they still send you the money now. I mean, their whole purpose is to troll you, so why would they send you money? Wasn't the purpose of this whole thing to reverse-troll them by getting their money and THEN revealing yourself? I'm confused.

Also, I notice you gave them an ultimatum of one week to get the money to you, or else you won't endorse the video? I don't get what you mean, you sent them the video, they have it, right? You say the troll will be labeled "a man of no word" if you don't back it up, but I don't see why they need you to admit its real when the video itself is proof. If you don't get the money within a week, what exactly will you do? You know, you could make a video of yourself to reinforce your ultimatum, I guess. It might sound stronger if they see and hear your resolution, then if they only read the words in an email. Because I was kind of confused when I read it, and I think they might be too, but we all know how strong you can look when you put your full force into it. I'd sure love to see you flex your might for them, sweetie. ;)

Speaking of reward money, I looked at the thread again to see if they mention it. I didn't see anything about your PS3, but I saw this guy got like $1500 for drawing [[Asperchu]], here: http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=86&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15
Isn't that the guy whose drawings I confused to be yours a while back? Wow, these trolls must really love his comics. Did you ever try to get payment from them for your [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comic? I thought the reward money was all about trolling, but I guess they pay artists, too.

Well, anyway... How does it feel to not have your PS3 anymore?? It must be kind of exciting to have that monkey off your back. What have you been doing with your time? Going outside more? I know it's only been not even a day since you did it but I bet the world just feels cleaner and brighter for you now. What are you going to do with yourself now that you don't have the PS3? Ooh, have you thought more about doing that ghost story video? But probably better do the ultimatum video too, that's probably more important now. I can't wait to see it!

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 29, 2010 - 9:01pm

Actually, that drawing of the Native Americans WAS the Circle-Jerking drawing; did you not see them jerking off while you and I were having intercourse? I just could not get the Circle-Jerking to happen in my head at the Pool, but I felt more able to with a different public setting. Also, I thought I had mentioned that I am 1/16th Chrokee, but anyway that was an inspiration behind the Native Americans.

I did not want Junior to get the credit for the footage, so I went ahead and did the whole thing myself and went straight to Clyde Cash with the known e-mail address I still had.

At least the battle with Clyde is won; but now his sword is handed to "[[Surfshack Tito]]", as it is detailed [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|in an e-mail from Him]]. I may have to reveal that I was Junior Jenkins the whole time. *sigh* But then again, Clyde's order is Above Tito's, so there's a chance. I will reply to him and see how he replies.

Right now, getting the cash for You, Me and my family is more important, and I wish to concentrate on that before I troll them any further. Although, I swore to God that if I get the Cash from them for real, I would Forgive ALL of the Trolls and [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour|remove my curses from them]] (likely in another video). So with that, I feel uncertain of continuing to troll them back after since I would finally see compensation for the [[Laughs Under Lucricities|pains and anguish]] from the past three years. I know I could get more, but in this situation, it is "[[Chris and Money|Take what I can get]]" in this "Dog Eat [[Dog]]" world.

Let me get back with you on the Trolling Topics later on.

Post-Destruction, I still feel shook up, but [[High-Functioning Autistic|functional]]. I am finding side-comfort in my [[Wii]] for the moment, and I've been watching [[television]] and DVDs from my DVD Burner instead. Outside Social activities were low as far as I know, but I'll go out for a while tomorrow. And I went out to [[church]] this morning. I did not get any sleep last night. I had a crazy mental moment of the loss energized by coffee on the way to Church. When changing DVDs earlier, I looked up to put the DVD into my PS3, only to find it was not there, while my Burner was below with its tray open. I fell asleep after the earlier communication with Clyde at about 1 or 1:30; would have fallen asleep sooner, but Clyde got me keyed up with his disbelief. I had some sort of a dream where it was a [[Wikipedia:The Prince and the Pauper|Prince and Pauper]] situation with me replacing the Prince; it was confusing and [[stress]]-filled as I surrounded with [[Trolls|people]] who had VERY Little Understanding of me as I talked good of Yoshi the Dragon when the Prince's [[babysitter]] referred to Mario's dragon friend as a damned [[homos]]exual icon. I do not believe that, but the subtext is clear to me. I am disguised as the Prince of the non-existent "Junior Jenkins" in the Kingdom of Trolls, and the [[Anne Boleyn|Royalty of the Kingdom]] will be finding out eventually or soon that their [[Liquid Chris|Crowned Prince is a Fake]].

*sigh*

Anyway, PLEASE Inform me of the Confirmation of our Date on Friday in your reply. And thank you for your continued support throughout this ordeal. It means a Lot to me. :)

TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 29, 2010 - 10:16pm

I was also curious, why did you name the picture "Unga Bunga"? I'm not really sure what that means, is that Cherokee for something? And I was hoping you would draw MY fantasy though, not your Cherokee one. Wasn't that kind of what you promised? To draw my fantasy? I'm kind of sad, I've been waiting all this time for the drawing of my fantasy that you promised, and then you delivered something else entirely. I'm kind of disappointed.

So how come you didn't want to credit Jenkies, though? Wasn't the point to convince them that a troll had finally destroyed your PS3, and then dash their triumph and show them up? I mean, if they had sent the money to a person they thought was a troll and then it turned out you hoodwinked them out of their money, that would have been the greatest victory ever. But now that you sent it to them as yourself, well, I just don't get why they would willingly send money to the person they mean to troll in the first place. I mean, the point behind tricking them was because they presumably wouldn't send money to Chris. I just don't really get your reasoning, but I guess if they end up paying you, it all works out.

Your prince and the pauper story sounds really interesting, but I don't really understand what you mean about it? Could you be more specific? Tell me how the story relates to what's going on in your dream. Like, what were the people talking to you about when they didn't understand you? And who is Yoshi the dragon, I don't remember him from that story? And what about this babysitter? I don't remember a babysitter from the story either. Could you explain a bit more about what you mean?

Anyway, you know I never actually specified that I would be available for next Friday for our meeting. I said that I would be home around this time, but I never confirmed which day, you just kind of assumed that yourself. You seem to have a habit of just making plans for the both of us without really confirming it with me Chris, even though I've only ever really given a rough date of my return. I'm unfortunately still not sure which exact date and time I will be back. But I'll keep you informed. In the meantime, when are you going to get my drawing to me?

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 30, 2010 - 12:38am

Well, perhaps I misunderstood on the Circle Jerking having to happen at a pool, but I will draw it for you, and I will get to you by tomorrow night. "Unga Bunga" was just an expression I [[Random Access Humor|randomly]] picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off. In all fairness, though, you did say Circle Jerking, and I delivered. But I will do it over for you in the pool, Sweetheart.

The original point was having a Troll Be Witness to the Smashings; not having the Troll do it themselves and get the credit. But I had a change of heart and decided to take the credit for myself; it also gives off the true impressions that you're proud of me for. ;)

You're right, I was assuming the date, but I did not make it concrete for myself yet. Which was why I kept checking in with you on the details from your end to confirm the assumptions and make them fact or not. I've been waiting for the details of your return date, so we can set the final details of When we're going to plan to meet. I will continue to wait patiently for you, as well as the details straight from you.

Yoshi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshi) is the Dragon that Super Mario has rode on since the Super Nintendo game, "[[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]]".

For the dream, I don't remember verbatim what the royal servants of the Prince said (Babysitter; Nanny; the Woman who looks after the Prince and/or Princess for the King and Queen in the castle or such); In this case, the prince was about somewhere between 8 and 14 years old. To relate it to the Troll situation, think of Junior as the Prince with Clyde as King (and optionally Tito for the advisory), and everyone else the remaining servants; take your pick who fills in for the Queen and the Nanny. Like in the "Prince & the Pauper" story, I switch roles with Junior and pretend to be him, and with my mental state being different, everyone OF the Prince communicates with me like I was He and not Myself. Eventually the error catches on in the Court, I am exposed as a Fraudulent Prince, and the truth is all out there. Eventually, I will have to inform the Trolls I've been pretending to be one of them under the Fabrication of the character, Junior Jenkins.

I don't think I can explain it better than that.

Also, and I'll forward you the e-mail shortly, but I'm to meet one of the Trolls in [[Charlottesville]] tomorrow and receive the Cash in person.

[[Slow in the mind|I'm mentally blanking out at the moment]].

I'll offer more thoughts for you later. (TTYL)

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 30, 2010 - 2:42pm

Chris, I was very specific in my fantasy when I described it to you. Look, here's what I wrote, quoting myself:

"Can you show me a preview by drawing us together in a pool? We would just be tearing at each other; but then we get caught! A bunch of guys come in surrounding the pool and just stare at us, but we're so enamored with each other, making such passionate love, that we just don't care and we keep going! And then all the guys get turned on by watching us, and they start jacking themselves off into the pool..."

So yeah, I'm wondering if you could re-do the drawing for me? You did deliver the circle jerking but not the pool part. The guys don't have to be native american or anything, but that was a nice touch that you did, I like that you think of those kind of details :) A lot of artists who don't care about their work tend to just put the minimum detail they can, poor proportions, coloring outside the lines, blank white backgrounds, things like that. It's nice to see you care enough to do a good job and make it look nice. <3

I guess maybe I missed something when I was reading the correspondences between you and the trolls; I was going off of what that forum thread said. The title was "Reward for Trolling", and the $9,001 was for your PS3 being destroyed, so I assumed that meant it had to be an act of trolling, I didn't see where it said that it could just be a troll bearing witness to you doing it. But it doesn't matter, sounds like they're paying you anyway. Whoo, I was worried they were going to renege. (Then you could call them pickle-suited reneggers ;) But I guess you're off to the mall right about now to collect the money? Awesome! Let me know how it goes!

I noticed in one of the emails to them that you said you would curse them if they didn't come through? That's another thing that probably would be best reinforced by more than writing. You said you met Jinkins Jinkies too? Lol.

Well anyway, let me know how the meeting goes!

XOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 30, 2010 - 3:40pm

I went to the mall; I got there right before 1:30 PM, had a chicken sandwich and some water. I waited until 2:10, and nobody showed up. I just got back home; Tito has sent me his reply, being an arrogant son of a bitch (I'll forward the two e-mails to you shortly). It looks like they're Not going to pay me.

And the bastard even makes a claim saying that he Talked to Junior and got a Reply out of him that he did not make an alliance with me (something like that). How could he get a reply from a Non-Existent Troll? The Bastard is Lying right through his Teeth just to NOT pay me at all. >:(

I have formulated an idea; I'll make an Audio recording file of a conversation between me and Junior. In this case, I'll add that he has NOT received communication from Tito at all, and disagree with what he said. I'll also state that because I did not receive my "reward"/compensation, I will call Clyde a [[List of Chris's lies|Cheap, Lying Bastard]] with FALSE Reward Posts. And also state that aside from Junior, ALL Trolls are still Cursed. I'll work on the audio recording later (after I rest for an hour, then redraw our pooling circle jerk).

Fresh Idea: I'll forward Tito's messages to Clyde and see how he responds.

I'll replace my PS3 as soon as possible, but Smashing it for this venture that has emotionally tortured me the past weekend was a Big Mistake. I'll start by seeing what else I can pawn off. And I understand my neighborhood will be having a community yard sale (individual yard sales from each house within the subdivision) this coming weekend; I'll host one in my yard and see if I can make some green selling the majority of [[my Little Pony]] collection, including the pricey castle, Butterfly Island playset, etc. I REALLY did not need the huge playsets. :( At least I kept all of the parts and pieces for each of them. And I'm sure I can add a bunch of other stuff to my lot.

I'm feeling crestfallen, but I'll recover again and move forward.

I'll tell you something else, Jackie, I even had the thoughts of, after getting the 9 Grand in my hands, traveling to Tennessee and meeting you there. I really would have set things up between you and me to do that if I had the money. But you will be returning to [[Virginia]] soon, and our date location is still set; it's the When that is still in question.

I long for you to be here for me to share sweet emotions with. You warm my heart up. :)

Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 30, 2010 - 4:43pm

Hey Sweetie!!

You only waited ten minutes past the meeting time? What if the guy was just running late? For nine thousand dollars I could think you would wait a little longer. It's not like you had some pressing appointment to get to afterward.

Uh... this Tito guy said he talked to Jinkies? How is that possible? I don't like the sound of that Chris. I mean, why would he bother making up a lie about talking to Jinkies when he could just decide to withhold the money? Obviously it couldn't be exactly what he says, because YOU'RE Jinkies, but this sounds really weird. It sounds like Tito talked to someone, at any rate.

I like your idea about the recording between you and Jinkies, but I think it should be a video. Have you ever seen those interviews like on [[Wikipedia:60 Minutes|60 Minutes]] where the person being interviewed wants to be anonymous, so they have them in a dark silhouette and alter their voice so they can't be identified? You should do a video like that, where YOU (Chris) are "offscreen", talking to JINKIES, who is sitting in the shadow onscreen. Like, you would be talking to him in your normal voice, asking him questions about his recent activity, whether he met with Tito, and how you've buried the hatchet with him, and then "he" responds in a deeper voice or something. Make sure that when you (Chris) are talking, try to keep your jaw still, as even if you're silhouetted in darkness you don't want people to see "Jinkies'" jaw moving, it would look weird. Maybe you could even have Jinkies perform the curse on the trolls, just to cement it all. I do hope you get the money, use the interview video to sway them and let me know what you and Tito decide on.

Why do you think smashing the PS3 was a mistake? I mean, it would be great to get that reward money, but I thought your main purpose was to do it as a symbol of severing your enslavement to [[video games]]? I think this was a major step forward for you, whether or not you got money for it. But one thing I'm confused about is, how do you intend to replace the PS3 right now? They cost like $300, right? You said you have like $40 saved for a date with me, correct? And your father takes most of your welfare check now, so you only take away like $100 for yourself every month, right? So it would take like three months to save enough money to be able to get a new console, and that's only if you spend absolutely nothing on anything else in that time. (Or I guess maybe less time, depending on how much of your other stuff you sell off.) I mean, I know I said I wouldn't be bothered if you got a new PS3, but that was assuming that you got this $9,000, which would be more than enough to spend some on your games. I'm just confused why your only goal now is to replace the PS3 when at the immediate moment you have pretty much no money. I mean, you weren't nearly this eager to sell stuff when the goal was to pay for a ticket to Otakon. And besides, just a couple emails ago you told me that you could easily go for months before getting another console, so why the rush now? Didn't you mean what you said?

You know sweetie, I would LOVE if you came to Tennessee to see me!! I'm still going to be here for a few more days, but you know what? If you were to come visit me, maybe we could extend our stay there a couple more days and you could stay with me, and I could show you around, and we could have some "alone" time together? <3 <3 <3 If you don't want to drive your car for so far, I'm sure you could get a fairly cheap deal on a greyhound bus ride. You'd be staying with me when you get here, so the only real cost is travel. For a bus ride, that'd be definitely a LOT less than a new PS3. (At least if you were going to get a new console, I'd recommend an [[Xbox 360]]. Say what you will about Microsoft, but the fact is, they don't have nearly as many software glitches like the ones you were having in your PS3.)

So which would you rather spend money on, Chris? Replacing an old video game console that you destroyed because you didn't need it in the first place, or coming to spend a weekend alone with me? What's more important to you, sweetie? :) :)

I know you'll make the right decision, honey. <3 <3 <3

Jackie

P.S. Hey, when can I expect my pool drawing delivered to me? I've been waiting for ages.}}

{{EmailReply|August 30, 2010 - 11:45pm

As it was made clear in Tito's latest e-mail, which I've just forwarded to you. I'll still wait until I have the cash in my hands before going through with plans.

You are more important; I would make the trip over a new PS3. But all things considered, until confirmation of details, I'll continue to wait until you return to Charlottesville. However, if I do get the cash this time, I'll ask you to telephone and talk to me and my parents before driving my car there.

I've informed [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] of the past weekend's events, but I softened the blow for her elder mind by telling her the console [[Chris and death|died]] before I destroyed (in a way, it is still true; I had killed the majority of the data, so it was equally dead). And I added that I tried to restore it back from the dead, including with surgery, and a check-up with a Geek Squad person at [[Best Buy]]. I felt their respect for me would be worse if I had told them of the fact that it was still operational, and considerably murdered it in cold blood (even though it was more with spirit, since I have come to terms with the loss of my Lonely, Anguished self contained within that shell).

I crashed myself at about 7:00 last night and fell asleep. I awoke three hours later, finding my mother sitting in my chair in my view. She was emotionally torn up over me destroying the console for the Trolls' entertainment; she and dad are under an impression that the Trolls were controlling me. I understand and helped her through her emotions and tears. I drove her to [[Wal-Mart]] and walked with her by her side to relieve her pain. I was just doing what a good child would do for their parent.

Also, on the side, she said she was willing to loan me $50 towards a replacement PS3 (I'm not going to get an [[XBox]]; I would not get one even if I did Not hate it. It has a LOT of its own troubles, including the constant "Red Ring of Deaths", plus it is not as Hi-Definition capable as the PS3, and it does not play DVDs or Blu-Rays by Default; an expensive accessory is required for the DVDs). And I went to VA Blood Services this afternoon to check on me winning that $50 GameStop Gift Card; it turns out, as told to me by a woman who was there the day of the tournament a couple of weeks ago, I Did win it. Then she told me to check with the F.Square GameStop on claiming it. The recognizable employee who was there Tournament Day too informed me that it's all still going under Red Tape, and I will be contacted to claim my prize soon. I gave him my Cell Number to contact me with when he learns more on that. So, that's another relief; the variable is WHEN I get the card.

I am more awake, and it'll be a short while before I'll feel sleepy again and crash, so I will get to work on that drawing for you right after I finish this message. And I will send you the drawing either later this morning or during the night at the latest. And I will inform you of tomorrow's happenings if applicable.

The Shadow-Interview is a great idea. I'll record my voice to ask the questions, and I'll respond as Junior. But I'll wait further until the money status is confirmed. If I get the money, I'll be more kind to the trolls.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.

P.S. 
A phone call from you to my cell phone soon, so I can talk to you and hear your voice would be appreciated. Are you still on the Pay-As-You-Go plan?}}

{{EmailReply|August 31, 2010 - 1:04am

I just could not figure out how to do it with a big pool, so I thought of using a Hot Tub for you and me. It is still good; you and I are in a Pool of Water. And there are the men and women jerking off at us, including an [[Chris and Race#Asians|asian]] woman, and one dude came and left. Enjoy.

I'm feeling sleepy again, so I'm going to try for some more needed sleep. I did not get any sleep Sunday night.

Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 31, 2010 - 5:22pm

Hey Chris! Thanks for another preview drawing. You're enticing me so much with all these little teasers. But I'm still looking forward to the final product, with all the guys jerking off around us in a pool, just like I said. (You know, it might even be sexy if a few of the guys are uncut! Make sure you put enough detail into the penises so it's clearly made out :)

But, on a sadder note, let's talk a little more about this PS3 thing.

I'm not sure I understand why you lied to your mother about what you did. I thought it was a gesture of freeing yourself from addiction to video games. I notice that when I made that comment in my last email, you didn't really respond to it. Was it about overcoming video games? Or did you only do it for the money? Because a few emails ago you wrote me a very (seemingly) heartfelt paragraph explaining in detail how you no longer needed video games because you had seen how much better life could be. When I said it might be a few days before you got the money, you told me confidently that you could "go for months" before getting a new console. When I read these things from you I believed them, Chris. So I ask again, what has changed? Were you lying to me when you said you didn't need the PS3? Please respond to these questions of mine this time, as I think this is important to talk about.

Another thing I am concerned about, and this is much more disturbing, is the attachment you show to your console in this latest email. You say you tried to "restore it back from the [[dead]]", including with "surgery". You say that you "murdered your PS3 in cold blood". Chris, a PS3 cannot die because it is not alive. Surgery cannot be performed on it because it is not alive. And it especially cannot be MURDERED, because murder is when you kill a HUMAN BEING. Frankly Chris, how messed up is it that you show such an appalling amount of regret at having lost your little video games?

You showed no regret when your old girlfriends like [[Ivy]] or [[Panda]] died, you hopped right to other girls in far less time than you've now spent mourning a broken computer. What gives? How can you have so much love for a computer? If it's the memories and nostalgia - which I suspect will be your answer to me - then why be so focused on buying a new PS3, when all the old "memories" are gone with the old one? (and for the record, why are you saying Xbox is the console that has problems? Wasn't some software glitches in your SONY PS3 the thing that started you on this in the first place?)

I don't get how the trolls could be "controlling" you considering you did this before even talking to them about it. You even did it before I knew about it. But I must also question your parents' ability to form a valid conclusion as to what's going on in this situation, because as you admit, you are LYING to them. You told your mom that your PS3 completely died, when in reality it was functioning perfectly fine (the hard drive was wiped, but the system still worked just fine). And frankly, I wouldn't care that you were lying to them, except for one thing: You got your mom to give you money toward the purchase of a new system. So basically, you TRICKED YOUR MOM with LIES and DECEIT. Because I think you KNOW she would NOT be willing to help you get a new system if she thought it was all entirely your doing.

Oh, you know what? That just made me think. I bet you lied to her about how much influence the trolls had over it, too, didn't you? You WANTED your parents to believe that the trolls "made" you do this. You don't want them to find out that you decided to do it all on your own. I bet you're just whining "the trolls made me do it" to get sympathy from them, and to get out of accepting responsibility for something YOU chose to do. Isn't that it, Chris? How many other occasions have YOU been at fault for something and conveniently scapegoated "the trolls" as if they control every event in the universe?

As for calling you, I can understand why a person might be old-fashioned and want his significant other to speak to his parents. But I don't get why you want me to have their approval, while at the same time you are content to lie to and disrespect them to get other things you want.

But what bothers me the most, Chris, is that you are saying that given the choice, you will sell your stuff and borrow money from your parents to buy a new video game console. But you will not sell stuff and borrow money from your parents for the purpose of coming to see me. So basically, having a PS3 is more important than having a girl who wants to be with you.

Chris, I'm going to list out some questions, and when you respond to this email I want you to answer all of them clearly. I don't care if you have an answer that you think I won't like, but what I want from you is the truth, not more dodging.

1. Were you lying to me when you said you didn't need your console anymore? 
2. How will getting a new PS3 make up for the old memories you lost when it won't actually have them on its hard drive? 
3. Have you been deliberately lying to your parents about what happened to the PS3 just because you knew they wouldn't help you get a new one if they knew the truth? 
4. Have you been deliberately lying to your parents about the level of influence the trolls have over you just to get out of taking responsibility for your OWN actions? (This means for as long as the trolls have been around, not just since the PS3 thing) 
5. Why is replacing an old video game console that you've already dumped thousands of hours into more important than coming to see me?

Chris, I expect you to give me truthful, honest, and complete answers to those questions when you respond to me.

Sigh... anyway, yes, please go ahead and do the shadow-interview video. If only to get your mind off of wallowing over the dead friend you "murdered", your PS3. I think anything that draws your mind away would be good at this point. Maybe once you've shown me some maturity, then I'll consider calling you. Because I'd love to call you Chris, but it kind of sounds like you'd prefer a video game to call you instead. Your devotion to this machine is creepy, to say the least. I don't like the idea of being in a relationship where I'll always have to worry about competing with a machine.

Jackie}}

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