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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_his_ego&amp;diff=137858</id>
		<title>Talk:Chris and his ego</title>
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		<updated>2011-04-04T21:57:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Anonymous one: /* NPD */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Talk:Chris and his Ego/Archive 1|Archive 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Talk:Chris and his Ego/Archive 2|Archive 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Archived==&lt;br /&gt;
With the massive rewrite of this article complete, old news has been archived.  Keep up the good work adding details and improving our shiny new article! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:11, 23 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Just threw in something that struck me from his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec]]. I'm not sure they entirely fit, but I couldn't think where else to put it. If a better spot comes up or it's deemed unnecessary, feel free to move around/delete as needed. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 04:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I saw the text; nice little piece. The community will decide on a whole if this stays (just like any other Wiki) but I think the info you brought in got a proper place here. Nice work, please do more. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 27 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Update ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I updated the page to include the release of the 100...something video. it was juts something quick and also the video is being planned for rename so i would be thankful if someone updated and corrected the entry.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:00, 10 May 2010 (UTC)`&lt;br /&gt;
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== jesus christ narcissistic personality disorder ==&lt;br /&gt;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder&lt;br /&gt;
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    * An oversensitive temperament at birth&lt;br /&gt;
    * Overindulgence and overvaluation by parents&lt;br /&gt;
    * Valued by parents as a means to regulate their own self-esteem&lt;br /&gt;
    * Excessive admiration that is never balanced with realistic feedback&lt;br /&gt;
    * Unpredictable or unreliable caregiving from parents&lt;br /&gt;
    * Severe emotional abuse in childhood&lt;br /&gt;
    * Being praised for perceived exceptional looks or talents by adults&lt;br /&gt;
    * Excessive praise for good behaviors or excessive criticism for poor behaviors in childhood&lt;br /&gt;
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how many of these apply to chris? hurrr [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:15, 3 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Well, if we believe his stories about the abusive babysitter and the Nathaniel Greene scream-recording incident, I'd say all of them are true (except the latter part of the last one, I doubt that Bob and Barb ever criticized Chris for anything when he was a kid) [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 20:47, 3 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I'm requesting someone to wikilink or whatever the fuck its called and put it up on the main page. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:57, 22 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::See below regarding the last one. --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 19:55, 14 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and toys?==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;This stems from childhood when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to to talk by giving him toys if he could read them out loud.&amp;quot; Sauce? This would really explain a lot. Also, how much fucking money do they have, geez --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 19:55, 14 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*You would be shocked, it's along the lines of living in a trailer park but owning a porsche. Chris gets $800 a month, subtract $500 for rent, add in Bob's pension and disablity check, Snorlax's disablity check and you get a tidy sum. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:16, 20 December 2010 (PST)CFA&lt;br /&gt;
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==NPD==&lt;br /&gt;
I can't see Chris having NPD.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)'''&lt;br /&gt;
*First concession&lt;br /&gt;
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'''2.is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love'''&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't think Chris exhibits this symptom. He wants love, but he isn't obsessed with fantasies of being omnipotent. He sits in his room and plays vidya, and he knows it. He's pretty normal for a virginal 30-year-old in this category as far as I can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''3. believes that he or she is &amp;quot;special&amp;quot; and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)'''&lt;br /&gt;
*This isn't true at all. He whored himself out online, regularly sat outdoors with an attraction sign, and chatted with underage women on Facebook. He's wanted to be published, but so do a lot of other people and they aren't necessarily NPD. He's desperate and begs for everything he gets.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''4. requires excessive admiration'''&lt;br /&gt;
*No. He wants what he sees as a regular relationship. Yeah, it's skewed, but it's what he thinks everyone else gets anyway. That's more of an issue with his social maladjustment than anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations'''&lt;br /&gt;
*This is true, but it's pretty well-documented that it has more to do with his parents than anything else, so I'd say this isn't about NPD.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends'''&lt;br /&gt;
*We have a couple isolated incidents of this, but in general he [[Honest Content|lays all his cards on the table.]] I wouldn't call him manipulative beyond that of the average human, but one might be led to believe it because we have the times he DOES try to manipulate people well-documented.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others'''&lt;br /&gt;
*Mkay&lt;br /&gt;
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'''8. is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her'''&lt;br /&gt;
*I wouldn't necessarily agree with this either. He wants women, but other than that he doesn't seem to express envy. Furthermore, outside of Sonichu, he doesn't seem to believe others are envious of him. The Sonichu thing can be explained more easily by saying that Chris thinks he's sitting on a goldmine, and so boasts about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes'''&lt;br /&gt;
*Fine&lt;br /&gt;
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So that's 3 symptoms I agree with, maybe 4 if you count #5, when a minimum of 5 is necessary for diagnosis. I honestly don't see why this section should stay, when it's just self-fulfilling prophesy. DSM-IV is a piece of shit anyway. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:42, 20 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I have to agree that NPD does not apply to him, as his PDD better explains his symptoms than any potential Axis II diagnosis [[User:Anonymous one|Anonymous one]] 14:57, 4 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:ItIsFinished.MOV&amp;diff=137850</id>
		<title>Talk:ItIsFinished.MOV</title>
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		<updated>2011-04-04T06:28:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Anonymous one: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I'll transcribe this. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 11:25, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I noticed a white box on the end of the line up of PS3 bits. Was that Chris's Wii as well?[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 12:15, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
: I think its just a part of the PS3 --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 12:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: No, it appears to be too large to be a Wii.--[[User:Black Lotus|Black Lotus]] 12:22, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::: If you have a look at some of the PS3 disassembly guides on the web, it becomes pretty clear: the big white bit is the Blu-ray drive. Actually, to put a good fine point on it, the three stacks nearer the camera, left to right, are the disc drive, the top half of the case, and then the motherboard and the three hard drives. In the back, I think it would be the CPU/GPU/fan assembly, the other half of the case, and then the power supply and motherboard shielding. Think I'll maybe add a clarifying note to the article. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:48, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Tune in tomorrow folks as our hero Chris-Chan, goes to Gamestop and buys another PS3 [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:29, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
: I wonder if the &amp;quot;heckler&amp;quot; thing has anything to do with Seinfeld. --[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 12:29, 30 August 2010 (PDT)DonnieDarko&lt;br /&gt;
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== What about his games? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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One thing to mention here is that he didn't destroy his collection of PS3 games along with his PS3, so it's very well possible he purchased a new PS3 (He also saved the cover to his old PS3 which could also be a big hint). [[User:Victor Charlie|Victor Charlie]] 16:02, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*That's exactly what I thought.  If he had truly destroyed his &amp;quot;life upgrade&amp;quot; why isn't there any eBay action, Craigslist sales of games or Gamestop trade-in receipts?  I guessing he either bought a new slim PS3, tard-raged over the reformatting fiasco, attempted to remove the remaining bugs and bricked it, or has finally cracked.--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 23:36, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Shut up and wait for THE DRAMATIC CONCLUSION. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 00:01, 31 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==3 hard drives==&lt;br /&gt;
He fucked up the memory for 3 hard drives? [[User:DrewPickles|DrewPickles]] 18:17, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, one was his original drive and the other two were ones he bought as upgrades. --[[User:GotAFish|GotAFish]] 18:25, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::So, if he bought a new PS3 (and depending on the state of, and if/how he transferred any files), he might've been able to recover some of his older stuff? Well, at any rate, he fucked it all throughly (to the extent of his capacity to do so; some scrap-seeking electromagnet at the garbage dump oughtta finish it off in the next few days), so moot point. Also: improper disposal of electronic refuse. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 23:22, 30 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Does Bob even know about this?==&lt;br /&gt;
I don't think he'd be very happy about Chris wasting his tugboat money in such a senseless manner. Unless of course Bob coerced Chris into &amp;quot;cutting down&amp;quot; his PS3 as a last-ditch effort at good parenting? (Admittedly that theory doesn't explain why Chris put it to video, or why he didn't erupt in tard-rage, unless Bob said it was a sure-fire way to stop the trolls and Chrissy bought it hook, line and sinker.) &lt;br /&gt;
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On a different note, since Chris spent like 5+ years of his life getting those achievements/trophies/whatever, why doesn't he just start all over from the beginning? He's persistent in his Fuck Quest, surely he can be just as persistent when it comes to the second love of his life? He's not going to spend the next 5 years of his life doing anything better anyway... [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 12:14, 1 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Perhaps somebody should contact the chandler household and see if his parents know anything about this? Might make for some epic trolling. --[[User:MaHexBawx|MaHexBawx]] 20:12, 1 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::NO.  There are far bigger and better plans already in motion.  LURK MOAR. --[[User:Captkrisma|Captkrisma]] 20:26, 1 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::I concur! Simply putting a stop to things instead of letting it unfold is a foolish idea!---[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 23:59, 3 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==John 19:30==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm not sure if the video titles are Chris's from when he uploaded them or the trolls', but under the assumption that Chris named them I'd like to point out that &amp;quot;It is finished&amp;quot; is the last thing Jesus said before he died according to the gospel of John. Even in his ignorance, Chris probably knows this, comparing the sacrifice of his beloved life upgrade to the suffering of Jesus on the cross. Even for a half-assed Christian like Chris, that's pretty blasphemous, and yet another example of his ridiculous ego. [[User:Anonymous one|Anonymous one]] 23:28, 3 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Stress</title>
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		<updated>2011-04-03T23:47:50Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating &amp;quot;stress&amp;quot; with being shot.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;IRC&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.&lt;br /&gt;
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When pressed on his &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that &amp;quot;stress&amp;quot; works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing &amp;quot;stress&amp;quot; with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]] or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When under the effects of &amp;quot;stress&amp;quot;, Chris typically posted videos without his [[glasses]] and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling &amp;quot;stressed&amp;quot; that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Things that give Chris stress==&lt;br /&gt;
* Bullies.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;IRC&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[A] [[Bob|father]] who starts more arguments than there are flies at a garbage dump.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;IRC&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Bob|father]] who doesn't wash his hands.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;IRC20081231&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;  [[Tour of Chris's House|Living in a Superfund site, however, is perfectly fine.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pickles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Anything requiring him to leave the house.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Father Call|Chores]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;IRC&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many [[fail]]ures.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autistic|His &amp;quot;mental block&amp;quot; of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]]&lt;br /&gt;
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* People [[Chris and death|dying]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;IRC&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Being famous.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;IRC20081231&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Being [[friend zone]]d.&lt;br /&gt;
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Megan|His hormones.]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Anything slightly inconvenient.&lt;br /&gt;
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things that relieve Chris's stress==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mass debating]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The prospect of having a &amp;quot;[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things Christian does while stressed==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress.]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Cries&lt;br /&gt;
* Becomes less/more productive than usual.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rages about his &amp;quot;pitiful adult life&amp;quot; in [[YouTube]] videos.&lt;br /&gt;
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Sends [[death threats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Crashes Into Slumber.&lt;br /&gt;
* Becomes increasingly homophobic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Becomes increasingly racist.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Physical characteristics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Autism&amp;diff=137776</id>
		<title>Talk:Autism</title>
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		<updated>2011-04-02T22:56:45Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*List things Chris has blamed on his autism (like inability to get a girlfriend).&lt;br /&gt;
*the e-mail from the Miyamoto saga where he discusses the differences between autism and Asperger's syndrome.&lt;br /&gt;
*possible insight from the song [[A-U-T-ISM]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:39, 23 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question for people who know anything about psychology ==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is just something I was thinking lately - I realised that good character design needs empathy too. Would anyone say that Chris's lack of empathy also shows up in his character designs? Because to me, he seems to be unable to come up with characters that are outside of his own capabilities, or their polar opposites. His &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; characters all seem to think like he does. For example, Simonla (or whoever it was) in the date ed episode wanted to name her daughter before she's even found her date - ''because that's what Chris does too''. His villain characters seem to be all based on his views and prejudices, and polar opposites of what he believes in, which makes it easier for him to picture them. Just look at Jason's rant in the Rage Against Garbage: rather than giving the characters unique personalities, he makes them list why they are evil. Good guys are good guys because they do things that are positive in Chris's mind, and bad guys are bad because they do things Chris doesn't approve of. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 13:30, 11 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*I think that's a fair thing to say. That's why most autistics and ASS PIES tend to become physicists or mathematicians and not writers and poets. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:44, 23 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Autism papers==&lt;br /&gt;
Incorporate shit from [[Autism papers]] into here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:44, 23 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and Asperger Syndrome==&lt;br /&gt;
I propose that we make this into a section on this article, as Chris has made his childish stance on Asperger's pretty clear. He went from seemingly confusing it as Alzheimer's Disease to out right denying it as an Autistic Spectrum Disorder or even a disorder similar to autism for some other kind of issue, likely an egotistical one. What does everyone else think?--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 20:17, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
* Not a bad idea. The Asperger's paragraph takes up a big chunk of the intro there, and I think I some more grist for that mill has shown up since that bit was written. Chris is still confused on the whole Alzheimer's/Asperger's tip, he obviously had them mixed up during the Father Call. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 20:31, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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With his recent rants on the subject, which seem to indicate that he hates aspies the same way he hates homos, I'm thinking Aspergers Might deserve it's own article.  Anyone with me on this? --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:02, 5 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
* Yeah, if people wanna break down the comparison between autism and Asperger's in detail and extensively excerpt from the reams of all-over-the-map stupid shit Chris has said about it in the Mailbag, I think that should be its own article.  Like I say, I thought the subsection of this article was getting way too big and unwieldy with all the pull quotes and whatnot. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 08:15, 5 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Very good idea. I was going to transform the Asperger's CWCipedia article into it but I think we can still have a separate article on Asperger's and another of just CWCipedia's article since it's a major Chris writing that explains the difference. But definitely, Asperger's can become a separate article since we have a lot of details now, not to mention it's a huge, recurring theme in the Mailbag which can also be documented. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:02, 5 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think that it really needs to be noted that many people think of &amp;quot;Aspergers&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;high-functioning autism&amp;quot; as being essentially identical and interchangeable, so for that reason, a lot of people assume that Chris &amp;quot;has&amp;quot; Aspergers (whatever that means) and/or claims to have Aspergers (which is definitely not true).  I'm not even sure if there really is a universal consensus regarding a distinction between the two.  [[User:Senzuri|Senzuri]] 16:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperger's syndrome should still be mentioned here, as people might be coming here expecting to see something about Asperger's, so something brief about how Chris views Asperger's syndrome as being different from autism, with a ''Main article: [[Asperger's syndrome]].'' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:51, 19 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Does he even have any idea what autism is?==&lt;br /&gt;
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He seems to talk a lot about his &amp;quot;autistic shell&amp;quot; and the autism &amp;quot;putting the mute button on him&amp;quot; when he was younger. Is there any evidence to suggest that he thinks autism is anything other than just difficulty speaking?&lt;br /&gt;
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True, there are language delays associated with autism, but his description of his autistic shell sounds more like anxiety over knowing that every single social interaction he's ever been in before whichever one he's in his autistic shell over has failed miserably. His fucked-up and out-of-control behavior that he refuses to do anything about trying to change is more symptomatic of autism than his knowing other people aren't going to respond well to it. I mean, if you were a grown man thinking about blithering on to a decent human being about the piece-of-shit, sexually perverse, rip-off children's comic you center your life around but never draw, wouldn't you be a little anxious about it, too?&lt;br /&gt;
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Am I just fucked up here, or...? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 19:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I'm pretty sure that he has a general idea about what it is and what it does, but since this is Chris we're talking about; I doubt that we should expect him to understand all of it. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 19:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe. I mean, maybe he can define it or read off a printout of a description of it or whatever, but can you think of any specific reference he's made to any symptom in his life other than having difficulty talking? Not in general like just that he's a virgin or something—not that he doesn't blame that on not talking and people hating autistic people or whatever. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think you're on to something. I don't know that there's much we can actually write about it, because most of what there is to say would be guesswork and inference, but I'd wager that most of what Chris knows about autism boils down to: one, he has it, two, it makes him special, and three, it's a catch-all excuse. The autism awareness/sports bra video might be a springboard for adding a new section to the article, maybe - when Chris wanted to talk about autism in any kind of detail he had to print himself out a crib sheet from Wikipedia. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 11:34, 18 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Well, he definitely doesn't understand all of it, but I can imagine his parents nagging him about it to an extend where he at least has a general idea of what it does. I agree with Dkaien though, you're definitely on to something. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 12:14, 18 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: I can definitely understand wanting to avoid guesswork and inference. Obviously, no one knows exactly what's going on inside someone else's head. I guess at the very least I'm suggesting a list of things Chris ''hasn't'' blamed on his autism that maybe he should. He claims to hate autism and want a cure for it and this and that, but then he fucking ''loves'' Sonichu as though Sonichu isn't just a major, debilitating symptom or outgrowth of the autism. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Not entirely Chris related, but... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I just read an article in popular science about how there are more autistics now than trained therapists, so to cope with he shortage people are inventing &amp;quot;theraputic robots&amp;quot; that somehow make it easier for autistic children to be sociable. The results are pretty hit-and-miss at this stage but what I took away was that autistics are better at handling predictable machines, but could be gradually exposed to more unpredictable circumstances. Maybe we could apply this in future plans? I think the reason CWCipedia collapsed was either our trolling became too predictable, or we made his &amp;quot;comfort zone&amp;quot; too sporadic. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:30, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:0.5% of the entire population is autistic and they recon that that population is rising, however autism is over-diagnosed. On Chris ide think the best way to troll him is to claim that he is not autistic and/or simply retarded. [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]]&lt;br /&gt;
:Hmmmm! That idea ain't too shabby! I'd suggest discussing it in the troll forums. Perhaps that way we can finally obtain the Holy Grail of fail?---[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 10:12, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of autistics ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Should we make a list of succesful people who have or are thought to have autism, and compare them to chris? I know of a lot of famous people who were diagnosed with autism, and a lot of people who were thought to have it.&lt;br /&gt;
*I was thinking about this for a while, but I don't really see how a detailed comparison is better than just saying  &amp;quot;Chris does shit he can't blame on autism&amp;quot;. What would be the advantage of this? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 06:09, 20 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*I think something like that would be too distracting to the Chris focus that the article should have, not to mention people who want to see such as list can find one elsewhere. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:40, 20 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* how about we make a link to the wikipedia for it --[[User:MrMaXimo|MrMaXimo]] 12:17 24 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== This goes here? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was reading over the last e-mail exchange with Jackie and Chris's phrase &amp;quot;Hurtful Truth Level&amp;quot; jumped out at me as another example of him making things concrete in his mind, such as Scale of Respect or Heart Level. I made mention of it in what I think is the proper place in this article, but I was wondering if it deserves its own CWC-ism. [[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 23:12, 3 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mainstreaming==&lt;br /&gt;
Like most everything else regarding autism, psychology, and, well, anything, Chris doesn't understand this. The ultimate goal of mainstreaming is to allow the patient to live as independently as possible in a normal environment, rather than being dependent on a caretaker to adapt the environment to suit the needs of the patient. In other words, adapt the autistic to live in the real world, as opposed to adapting the real world to fit the autistic. What mainstreaming means to Chris is to just not do any therapy at all and dump the kid into a world he/she cannot handle after being in retard day camp for a few years. It's amusing that Chris parrots good advice without actually knowing what it means. [[User:Anonymous one|Anonymous one]] 15:56, 2 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== To Do ==&lt;br /&gt;
I don't normally do this whole to do thing, but...&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Get a gallery of this stuff up.&lt;br /&gt;
*put up the video like we have all his others.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe get some more background information, if we can.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:That was quick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:26, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What we can get out of this ==&lt;br /&gt;
These files prove that Chris is actually going to more social even its, influenced by rocky, but also we learned that he is creepy enough to wear his bra in public and he still dances like a turkey mating. Considering the bra is more like a &amp;quot;sign&amp;quot; of some sorts,  could this be added into the &amp;quot;love quest&amp;quot; page?.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:This latest turn of events has proven that Chris trolls himself harder than anyone else ever could. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is actually going out now, huh? I think it's clear it won't work and once Chris realizes this he'll be back to his old self again. Come to think of it, we could use this video to give him a false sense of paranoia, by claiming we have people following him. This could get us a nice reaction.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Did anybody else notice the absence of the Medallion of Fail? Any other photo? It's kind of historic if he really ventured out of his cubbyhole without it, whatever the reason. Also, the (wraparound?) glasses.  --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 05:58, 21 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You know, the last time he was out this much was during his love quest, getting his ass kicked by jerkops and manajerks in the real world. Perhaps we can start seeing something similar in the near future? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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We can hope. In the meantime I called Chris and left a message saying that the trolls are now stalking him in real life now, going with Hirro's idea to give him paranoia. I figure we can try scaring him back onto the internet. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I also sent him an e-mail message linking to the videos recorded of him at the event with the subject stating that he was being followed. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yay~ People liked my idea. But if we're going with it, we'll need more sightings. Also, Independence day surprise?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 05:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes... he truly has nowhere to run now. And I hope Clyde hasn't forgotten his promise for an Independence Day surprise. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I completely forgot about that [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 04:00, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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He had better not have forgotten it. Because if he does, I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! Seriously though. We need a PS3 hacking. Soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think we should all thank our greatest operative, Rochelle Shoemaker, for this bounty of lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Good thing this happened. Now to wait for him to check his e-mail, then my crazed troll plan will start...  --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Trollish]] 02:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* I love how the first thing that popped into everyone's mind was &amp;quot;Gay Trucker&amp;quot;... That alone will be enough for Chris to loose his shit. On a side note, Chris now officially fails at dancing and public decency (If wearing a shirt that says &amp;quot;I love vagina&amp;quot; to a family event doesn't do it, I don't know what does) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:53, 18 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
**/me waits for the cops to knock at his door... [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the HAHAHA]] 03:05, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Heh, this might have something to do with an email I sent him. I suggested he check out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Punk Desert Punk] It's about a lecherous twat who's obsessed with getting laid, but women find him rude and repulsive. It's got plenty of fan service though, and the main character, despite being depicted as a loser when it comes to sex, is still standard anime fare badass-goofy (like Vash the Stampede in Trigun) so it should appeal to him. There is one story element that I was hoping Chris would see and not go over his head, the introduction of the loli character. To quote the wiki article&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;Kosuna is the former apprentice of the Shimmer Sniper. Her goal is to become the desert's number one &amp;quot;power babe&amp;quot; mercenary, meaning stronger than any man and more beautiful than any woman. After the Shimmer Sniper is defeated by Kanta, Kosuna follows him and constantly begs to be made his apprentice. Kanta highly objects at first but eventually accepts her after she shows him a picture of a large breasted woman Kosuna claims to be her mother, implying how attractive Kosuna would be in years to come. Kanta, a heavily perverted guy, can't help but accept her, though his personal motives are clearly to groom Kosuna to be his personal mate when she grows up.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
Sounds like building a sweetheart from the ground up, 'eh? I never got a reply, despite sending it to his gmail, aol, and youtube accounts. If he did read it and check it out, this could be indicative of his apparent courtship of little girls. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:51, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He wasn't courting little girls, the girls got near him because he had a DS and they wanted to play it too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::In that pic, maybe. Why else would he boogie down surrounded by delicious loli while wearing his new &amp;quot;attraction ensemble&amp;quot;? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::You're putting way too much thought into this. Chris isn't a pedophile, he's just really, really stupid and socially inept. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Neither was that character. Another episode had them sharing a sleeping bag the survive a cold desert night, and he freaked out. The intent is for Chris to get the idea that creating a close bond with one or a harem of loli will enable him to brainwash the little tykes into something he can fuck in a few years. The deviousness comes from the fact that Chris is incapable understanding boundaries and his idea that showing minors porn is &amp;quot;educational&amp;quot;. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh god, this was creepy. Spotting him amongst the crowd was like watching those 'Slender Man' videos, only it was insanely easy to find the horror. I think this proves that, when left to his own devices, Chris A) Acts more like a dumbass than ever before, or B) Gets himself into trouble with the law. I was afraid he was going to try to murder someone, but this proves he's a perfectly healthy human being. Also, I hope the little girl in the photo said 'no' when he likely offered her candy. --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 19 June 2010&lt;br /&gt;
::More likely, if he had any candy, he would have eaten it all himself. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 00:25, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:You know what Chris? Stay off the internet. You're even more of a lolcow in real life. Seriously, this is hilariously creepy and awesome. Definitely add this into the Love Quest page, because his crappy &amp;quot;Captain Morgan&amp;quot; pose in multiple different places with his... bra sign... cruelly in plain sight of everyone is an obvious extension of his love search. Except I think the Gameboy and sign was slightly better for him, because at least then he could get sympathy. This is literally indecent and just disgusting. I'm a fat guy myself, and I'd never even consider just randomly taking my shirt off in a public place. Let alone if I was wearing a bra...([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 05:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC))&lt;br /&gt;
::The only downside to that is someone has to be there to record him acting like a dumbass in public, or else we'd never know any of the shit he gets himself into. We lucked out this time. There's probably plenty of times he did stuff like this when noone was around to film him or take pictures of him and we'll never know unless Chris mentions it himself with plenty of bias, no doubt. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 00:30, 20 June 2010 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
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:What can you get outta this? This is what happens when you live 28 years of your life as a pathetic diagnosis holder locked up in your room. Seriously, just look at how pasty white his arms and gigantic gut are. Clearly those alone should be a testament to how very little sunlight he gets. [[User:TRock|TRock]] 21, June 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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== Started a video box. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Added the 100_0690.MOV thru 100_0692.MOV as a starter. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the still HAHAHA]] 04:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why show his bra?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Clearly, Chris doesn't have any compunctions about proving to the world that he wears women's underwear because he's a retard, but being that this was clearly a family event and he was wearing a shirt about pussy, could Jerkops have made him change? Any way of knowing? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:If he keeps coming back and someone complains, it's likely the jerkops will intervene. And this time, in front of hundreds of witnesses. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 05:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I would say, with something like this, Jerkops could have gotten him to change the shirt easily, though if this was a free event, which I wouldn't be surprised at all, they probably wouldn't fully enforce it. The bra, on the other hand, is completely different. If a woman was running around in her bra, yes, they would stop her, but this is ''Chris'' we're talking about here. Since he's a guy, I'm guessing they don't see many guys running around in bras, so they wouldn't think twice.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:56, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Can't he be charged for indecent exposure or dissorderly conduct or something?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Probably not, since he's not actually indecently exposing anything. It's not illegal as far as I know for a man to go around shirtless, and this seems to be more of an outdoor community street fair, so I don't think policies like that can really be enforced. Even if they were, he's not technically shirtless, since he's wearing a bra. But he should definitely have to change the shirt, with so many little kids around. Well, at least it's better than the Mount and Dew Me one. Seeing as that one is a legitimately homosexual t-shirt. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 06:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC))&lt;br /&gt;
** Yeah, in most every place I know of in the USA a man can go topless, though a woman can't. So Chris wearing a bra in public wouldn't be indecent exposure. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*This whole thing makes me wonder if it ever crossed Chris Chan's retarded brain (or lack thereof) that a man walking around in a sports bra is gay? That boy is so far in the closet that he's in fuckin' Narnia. [[User:Jerkop421]] 20-06-2010, 0632 Hours (GMT).&lt;br /&gt;
**No, no, no.  Chris is SO STRAIGHT that he BLOCKED OFF his closet so he could not POSSIBLY BE IN IT!.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:54, 21 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
== The innocent ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The girl's face is blocked in the cropped photo but the one in the gallery remains clear. What's the policy then? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 06:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's a joke--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Post them all. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:18, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|Get to it then]] :p. Also, we need an uncensored version of that one with the kid. Justification - 1) whoever made the set (&amp;quot;Archie Bunker&amp;quot;) would have censored it if he felt like it was a concern for the child, 2) a child's privacy is probably not going to be threatened by inclusion in a picture, 3) I can't think of any troll who is obsessed enough to track down a girl who look at Chris in a picture just to get info or whatever from her. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:03, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Also it's badly edited - looks terrible. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Pokéwalker? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What the hell does he use that for?--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 14:16, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I played a downloaded version of Heartgold so I didn't get one, but it's my understanding that you put one of your pokemon in it or onto it and when you walk around it gives the pokemon xp. So, he uses it to level up his pokemon. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 14:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:According to [[Wikipedia:Nintendo_DS_accessories#Pok.C3.A9walker|Wikipedia]]:&lt;br /&gt;
:''The Pokéwalker is a Poké Ball-shaped pedometer which can connect to Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver game cards via infrared signals. The player can transfer a Pokémon to the Pokéwalker from either HeartGold or SoulSilver. Every time the player takes a step, the Pokémon inside gains experience points and the player earns &amp;quot;Watts&amp;quot;, a type of in-game currency which was also used on the Pokémon Pikachu virtual pet. Players can also catch various Pokémon on the device and obtain items, then transfer them to the game. The device comes bundled with the games.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:* I confirm. I have seen such a device onto action and it is quite easy to accumulate xp. If I remember clearly, it gives the owner a single xp by step. So this will not influence the girth of our manchild. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
== I can't believe it ==&lt;br /&gt;
Why is he wearing a manbra with writing. and WHY hasnt the police arrested him or something for doing that.&lt;br /&gt;
T_T The poor children are scared....especially when he dances with em, what a PEDOFORK. &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* As long as he isn't causing a problem with it the messages on his clothing are technically covered by the first amendment. At least if it's on public property. ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 15:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== This is fucking hilarious ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I say we leave him off the internet for a while and observe him, see if he does more dumb shit. If not (or nothing out of the ordinary), we can always get him back with Hiiro's plan of making him paranoid. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]] 17:37, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I had thoughts of sending him an email full of shots of his house from Google Maps with the Google crap cropped out along with random gay porn pictures in an attachment to him to see how scared he gets. -- [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Cunning]]  17:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** you are a huge faggot and that's a horrible idea. --  [[User:Boop|Boop]] 19:51, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Maybe it's just me, but==&lt;br /&gt;
In some of these videos/pictures, when Chris is standing with his back to the crowd, it looks to me like he's sticking his ass out as far as he can. Remember, Chris thinks he has a great ass (can't remember where he said that, so if you guys know please tell me), so it wouldn't surprise me if this was an intentional ploy to get a gal-pal, though it ends up looking unnatural and creepy. Best example: [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:100_0678.JPG this image] in which he is sitting, but in a manner which to me looks incredibly unnatural. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Don't remember him saying this, but totally possible. [http://cogsdev.org/w/images/thumb/0/02/0779-CWCREAR.JPG/450px-0779-CWCREAR.JPG Pic related.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::He's definitely posing.  What's more the only time he wasn't posing is when he was playing the Vidja.  Every time he's trying to position himself to appear cool and relaxed, and ends up looking awkward and terrifying.  I'm sure in his mind this makes him incredibly attractive to the ladies, but we all know how good Chris's mind is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Isn't one effect of autism not knowing how to position yourself in a &amp;quot;natural&amp;quot; way?  Chris might just fail at standing and/or posture.  God knows he doesn't have much practice at either. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Yes, it is. Stereotypy (IE, repetitive movements) is a symptom of it, and often manifests in posing or rocking. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 07:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==So how long has it been?==&lt;br /&gt;
I added a minor note on Chris mentioning FAF in the 6/6/2010 video.  Can anyone confirm or deny if 6/4 was the first time he visited the event?  I know the 6/6 video was the first time he talked about it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:35, 21 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Next Friday after Five?==&lt;br /&gt;
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If he has been going regularly to these events, then there's a a good chance that he will resurface again this Friday. Do we have any agents who will be in the area to confirm? This could become a regular attraction location for him, and we should get as much video proof of his misadventures as we can before he's inevitably thrown out. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:43, 21 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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We have at least one known agent in the area; I'm sure the rest have been alerted to look out for him. Of course, the fact that Chris may be on to use may mean he's not showing up anymore. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:46, 21 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Just an observation==&lt;br /&gt;
Does the Chris Dance remind anyone else of the music video for Rubber Johnny? --[[user:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 18:14, 21 June 2010 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Enjoy &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Coca Cola&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The article says the operative saw Chris wearing a shirt saying &amp;quot;I Enjoy Vagina,&amp;quot; but I bet it was just &amp;quot;Enjoy Vagina.&amp;quot; I bet it was [http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/05/10/its-funny-because-he-got-on-tv-and-his-t-shirt-had-the-word-vagina-on-it/ this shirt], which parodies Coca Cola, much like his &amp;quot;Mount and Do Me&amp;quot; shirt parodied Mountain Dew. This and its red color are all I have as evidence, but still, this soda-themed t-shirt prurience might be a pattern that could eventually be added to the [[Chris and fashion]] section, if not elsewhere. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 16:52, 22 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*He's mentioned Spencer's Gifts before, hasn't he? I looked for the shirt online and couldn't find it. I'm sure they don't have their whole catalog on the site or whatever. Not sure if he got them there. Just saying. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:56, 22 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*See this image: [[http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:I_enjoy_vagina_shirt.png]] Pretty sure it's the same shirt. [[User:Anonymous one|Anonymous one]] 20:52, 22 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Fridays After Five</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Anonymous one: /* Chris sighting */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Fa5 2colorlogo.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's new [[attraction Location|prowling ground]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert that takes place in [[Charlottesville]] from spring until fall. [[Chris]] was video recorded there, [[C-Ya Later|enjoying real life for once]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, the manchild has been attending the event since at least 4 June 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris sighting==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Fridayafterplan.png|thumb|right|CWC's plan B.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dancing.gif|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:I enjoy vagina shirt.png|center|thumb|Example of CWC's &amp;quot;I Enjoy Vagina&amp;quot; shirt. See 100_0692.MOV.flv Taken from web.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 18 [[June 2010]], Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan ([[YouTube]] name [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says &amp;quot;I Enjoy [[Vagina]]&amp;quot; and was wearing a &amp;quot;[[gay]] circular thing&amp;quot; on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra|female support wear]], which he had apparently seen fit to write &amp;quot;[[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]]&amp;quot; on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion_of_Fail|Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love_Quest|old tricks]].  Like the [[Attraction_sign|attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he &amp;quot;enjoys vagina&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;wants woman&amp;quot;.  This is yet another example that this [[autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging [[bald]] spot.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s - mostly [[pedofork|severely underage]] - Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena|drawing flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi, and trying to dance with a disturbing mix of Chicken Dance and [[autism]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It is unlikely that Chris was aware of being photographed, which proves that all these actions are Chris's idea of being normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, he suddenly disappeared like Batman.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:100 0669.JPG|The return of the King.&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0670.JPG|[[100 2178|All alone.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0671.JPG|Fuck yeah! A [[gal-pal]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0673.JPG|The gal pal's gone...&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0674.JPG|Oh! Potential new gal-pals!&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0676.JPG|Creepy...&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0677.JPG|...fucking...&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0678.JPG|...scene.&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0681.JPG|Eventually, an urgent need to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;play some vidya&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Flipnote Hatena|DRAW SOME SHIT]] prevails.&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0682.JPG|Chris enjoying the real world. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0683.JPG|Chris has a deep conversation with an 8 year old.&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0693.JPG|A wide shot.&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0694.JPG|A close-up of Chris. Notice that he hasn't bothered to fully remove his shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0695.JPG|Chris showing off his muscular bosom.&lt;br /&gt;
File:100 0696.JPG|LOOK AT THAT GUT GODDAMN&lt;br /&gt;
File:100_0697.JPG|Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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|Videos of Chris in a public place, a rare sight.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Stardate       = 18 June 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = 100_0690.MOV &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tbU7ao0i-Ew}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 19 June 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = 100_0691.MOV &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|dDlJ-ZY5Opk}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 19 June 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 100_0692.MOV &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|vdibt4Ll2gs}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 19 June 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-chan - Someome save MEEE &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|fD0r8MXprQE}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 19 [[June 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = AnimuAnimalia&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Love Quest]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedofork]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?nkhrmmtjymg Download Videos]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.charlottesvillepavilion.com/fridaysafterfive/ Fridays After Five at the Charlottesville Pavilion]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Social life]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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