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Talk:Mailbag 24

2011-08-11T22:11:35Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

X-men, Zelda and Anime. This mailbag has the highest amount from obviously fictional characters I've seen so far.

And the sad thing is, I don't think Chris will notice a single one of them.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:25, 26 December 2009 (CET)

*I sent the Magneto one in. The Max Eisenhardt thing is a pretty new development that about six people know about, so hopefully he won't catch on for a few more mailbags and I can get him to further his hilarious delusions of superpowers. [[User:BananaKid|BananaKid]] 08:10, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*I lol'd at the Zetsubou Sensei reference. --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 14:09, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*Wow. He didn't get ANY of the references. At ALL. That just shows that Chris really doesn't know anything outside Pokemon, Sonic and what little anime he watches.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:24, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:*Wanna bet that he doesn't even know the other key staff members that worked on Mario and Sonic games besides Miyamoto? --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 06:52, 30 December 2009 (CET)

Lol'd at the Magneto one. Let's hope he doesn't know what Genosha is. Also, a Wolverine letter without "bub"? What is this blasphemy?? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:15, 26 December 2009 (CET)

Melari was me. I love the Minish Cap (and the Minish themselves) and I thought I'd send in a useful question. Hopefully he'll answer it. [[User:larrykoopa13|Larrykoopa13]] 11:50, 26 December 2009 (CST)
*Brilliant idea, cause only (man)children can see the Minish according to the Wikipedia article.
[[User:ArbiterThelVadam|Arbiter Thel 'Vadam]] 15:11, 11 August 2011 (PDT)

Oh I was the crazy plant chick, maybe for the next mailbag we should make it seem as a entire hoard of stalkers are out to stalk him, you know give him a taste of his own medicine?[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 21:40, 26 December 2009 (CET)

I lol'd so hard at Winston Quentin Shambler's letter, only thing that would have made it better is if Winston was a REAL and GENUINE Homo.
[[User:ArbiterThelVadam|Arbiter Thel 'Vadam]] 15:11, 11 August 2011 (PDT)

Masturbating and squirtin'

2011-08-05T04:41:56Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

{{quote|Every Person is Doing it!! Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)|Chris [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|during his editing sessions on ED.]]}}

'''Masturbating and squirtin'''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] response to [[Evan|Evan's]] fanart. Although his reaction is typically [[Homos|homophobic]], note that he takes no offense to the accusations of [[racism]].

[[Image:Chrisreply1evan.png|thumb|right|For a larger view of the second "fanart" image, [[:Image:detailsonichurule34.png|click here]].]]

==Transcript of Chrisreply1evan.jpg==

{{quoteboxred|
[Evan's e-mail, his address is not shown.]

This is some fanart of Sonichu my friends and I have drawn. I hope you enjoy it!

[schu girlfriend auditions.jpg - An image of a happy, cartoonish Chris sitting at a table with two signs, one saying "GIRLFRIEND AUDITIONS" and the other saying "NO DARKIES".]

[sonichu rule 34.PNG - A comic in which Chris whines to Sonichu about not having a girlfriend. Sonichu feels sad for Chris, and gives Chris a peck on the cheek. Chris is shocked, but Sonichu hushes Chris and says, "We need this." In the last panel, Sonichu is fucking Chris in the ass, the latter excited beyond belief about finally losing his virginity and soon getting to brag about it on [[YouTube]].]

[sonichu rule 34 2.jpg - A picture of Sonichu masturbating while saying "NO DARKIES, JERKOP!". Credits are listed as 'Bui Anon, © Anon 2007']

[sonichu fanart.gif - Chris and another [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Blazesonic Sonic-Pikachu hybrid] waving their fists and glaring at each other.]}}

{{quotebox|
"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan]

Thank you for your fanart contributions. In constructive criticism, I like the one with me and the "Girlfriend Auditions," as well as my glaring in the eyes of the blue guy.

But I AM FEELING GREAT DETEST TOWARDS THE OTHER TWO; Sonichu and I are NOT of that nature at all!!!!! If you would like to make it up to me, though, please draw a strip of Rosechu stripping for Sonichu, and have him f*** her, and draw Rosechu '''masturbating and squirtin'''' [emphasis added].

[[Homo|I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT!!!!]] I WILL NOT BE VEERED IN ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!

Again, MOST Nasty Fanarts ARE NOT APPRECIATED AT ALL; please feel free to share that quote with the rest of the fans.

Sincerely;
Christian Weston Chandler.

[Chris includes a picture in the email of him and Sonichu looking angry. Sonichu appears to be waving his hand awkwardly.]

We're Keeping Track.}}

[[Image:Chrisreplyevan2.PNG|thumb|right]]

==Transcript of Chrisreplyevan2.PNG==

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"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan]

Thank You Very MUCH!!! You just saved me a lot of trouble on sorting out the pics from the hellish embelishment of my person that I am certain you are in on.

[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Chris-chan Chris-chan - Encyclopedia Dramatica]}}

{{quoteboxred|
[Evan's e-mail address is erased] to CWCSonichu

What! What a horrible page. I'm sorry!

I must wonder how they got pictures of our e-mails! I hope no one's hacking my e-mail account...}}

[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG|thumb|right]]

==Transcript of Chrisreply3.PNG==

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"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan]

Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' [[Pickle|PICKLE]]!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, [[Soul Calibur|I WILL CREATE '''YOU''' IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT '''YOU''' UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!]]}}

[[Image:Rosechu with pickles.PNG|thumb| Evan's eventual response to the whole issue]]

[[Category:Trolls]][[Category:E-mails]]

User:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-07-30T07:29:55Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

{{Infobox Person
| name = Arbiter Thel 'Vadam(ee)
| image = Arbiter.jpg|100
| alt =
| caption = Arbiter fighting [[Chris|the Parasite]].
| birthday = 08 May 1992
| age = 19
| location = Sanghelios
| relation =
| saga =
| knownfor = Being a video game character
| nationality = Sangheli
| education = Covenant Military School
| organization = Covenant
| influenced =
| notes =
}}
I'm an aspiring [[troll]], but it appears as though Chris ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3.
I'm an [[Xbox 360]] fan, by the way, and I treat my console with
the respect it deserves, unlike [[The_MovingFoward_videos|some people we know]].

User:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-07-30T07:29:10Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

{{Infobox Person
| name = Arbiter Thel 'Vadam(ee)
| image = Arbiter.jpg|100
| alt =
| caption = Arbiter fighting [[Chris|the Parasite]].
| birthday = 08 May 1992
| age = 19
| location = Sanghelios
| relation =
| saga =
| knownfor = Being a video game character
| nationality = Sangheli
| education = Covenant Military School
| organization = Covenant
| influenced =
| notes =
}}
I'm an aspiring [[troll]], but it appears as though [[Chris]] ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3.
I'm an [[Xbox 360]] fan, by the way, and I treat my console with
the respect it deserves, unlike [[The_MovingFoward_videos|some people we know]].

User:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-02-14T04:50:22Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

{{Infobox Person
| name = Arbiter Thel 'Vadam(ee)
| image = Arbiter.jpg|100
| alt =
| caption = Arbiter fighting [[Chris|the Parasite]].
| birthday = 08 May 1992
| age = 18
| location = Sanghelios
| relation =
| saga =
| knownfor = Being a video game character
| nationality =
| education = Covenant Military School
| organization = Covenant
| influenced =
| notes =
}}
I'm a new troll, but it appears as though [[Chris]] ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3.
I'm an [[Xbox 360]] fan, by the way, and I treat my console with
the respect it deserves, unlike [[The_MovingFoward_videos|some people we know]].

== CWC-related projects ==
I'm working on a [[Card_games|Magic the Gathering]] set based in the same universe as [[Asperchu]].

User:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-02-11T00:26:39Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

{{Infobox Person
| name = Arbiter Thel 'Vadam(ee)
| image = Arbiter.jpg|100
| alt =
| caption = Arbiter fighting [[Chris|the Parasite]].
| birthday = 08 May 1992
| age = 18
| location = Sanghelios
| relation =
| saga =
| knownfor = Being a video game character
| nationality =
| education = Covenant Military School
| organization = Covenant Separatists
| influenced =
| notes =
}}
I'm a new troll, but it appears as though [[Chris]] ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3.
I'm an [[Xbox 360]] fan, by the way, and I treat my console with
the respect it deserves, unlike [[The_MovingFoward_videos|some people we know]].

== CWC-related projects ==
I'm working on a [[Card_games|Magic the Gathering]] set based in the same universe as [[Asperchu]].

Talk:Mailbag 6

2011-02-11T00:01:06Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Made my day. [[User:Delfeno|Delfeno]] 16:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==SMILE==
This needs a Killer7 reference. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:00, 29 November 2009 (CET)
:And by that I mean it needs a picture because pages without pictures are kinda boring. So I added a picture that is also a killer7 reference because I am a gigantic nerd.

:If this is not cool, I will never do it again. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:22, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==[[Mailbag_6#North_Korea_is_pretty_cool|Korea's cool]]==
I think Korea's a pretty cool guy. Eh threatens the world with nukes and doesn't afraid of anything. [[User:ArbiterThelVadam|Arbiter Thel 'Vadam]] 16:01, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls

2011-02-09T06:27:27Z

ArbiterThelVadam: Created page with "Oh my GodJesus, there is so many flaws in his grasp of the Pokemon canon (just like his grasp on reality), it's just sickening. Of course it may be forgiveable cause we didn'..."

Oh my GodJesus, there is so many flaws in his grasp of the Pokemon canon (just like his grasp on [[reality]]), it's just sickening. Of course it may be forgiveable cause we didn't have Bulbapedia back in 1999, but in 2011 nobody would forgive you for this kind of error.

* Porygon is a manmade Pokemon, created with computer code by Silph Co. Dunno how that's physically possible, but it's a freaking video game series. Point is, Porygon is '''manmade''' as opposed to just popping out of some white star

* Mewtwo, according to the first Pokemon movie and the Red/Blue Pokedex, is a genetic experiment made using the DNA of Mew, and is as such, also manmade.

This may be an indicator that [[Naive|his understanding of fictional worlds is as loose as his grasp on reality]].

Yeah, real "[[honor roll]]-worthy" work there, [[Chris]]. Check your sources next time you write a myth. [[Anchuent_Prophecy|Oh wait!]]

[[User:ArbiterThelVadam|Arbiter Thel 'Vadam]] 22:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)

User talk:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-02-07T22:02:42Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

If you happen to view this page, please add to this and tell me of ways I can troll Chris-Chan. Kthx. [[User:ArbiterThelVadam|Arbiter Thel 'Vadam]] 13:48, 7 February 2011 (PST)
*I've said this a few times over the past few months.
:A) There's no plan to troll Chris. Chris goes untrolled.
:B) Someone has a plan to troll Chris. It's either given to an FA if necessary, someone with previous experience trolling Chris does it, or they do it themselves.
:Either come up with your own idea and execute it or don't bother. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:58, 7 February 2011 (PST)

*I'm fairly new here, I didn't catch that. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. [[User:ArbiterThelVadam|Arbiter Thel 'Vadam]] 14:02, 7 February 2011 (PST)

User:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-02-07T21:49:54Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

[[File:Arbiter.jpg|thumb|right|The Arbiter fights [[Chris|the Parasite]].]]
I'm a new troll, but it appears as though [[Chris]] ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3.
I'm an [[Xbox 360]] fan, by the way, and I treat my console with the respect it deserves, unlike [[The_MovingFoward_videos|some people we know]].

== CWC-related projects ==
I'm working on a [[Card_games|Magic the Gathering]] set based in the same universe as [[Asperchu]].

User talk:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-02-07T21:48:32Z

ArbiterThelVadam: Created page with "If you happen to view this page, please add to this and tell me of ways I can troll Chris-Chan. Kthx. ~~~~"

If you happen to view this page, please add to this and tell me of ways I can troll Chris-Chan. Kthx. [[User:ArbiterThelVadam|Arbiter Thel 'Vadam]] 13:48, 7 February 2011 (PST)

User:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-02-07T19:17:06Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

[[File:Arbiter.jpg|thumb|right|Profile pic]]
I'm a new troll, but it appears as though [[Chris]] ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3.
I'm an [[Xbox 360]] fan, by the way, and I treat my console with the respect it deserves, unlike [[The_MovingFoward_videos|some people we know]].

== CWC-related projects ==
I'm working on a [[Card_games|Magic the Gathering]] set based in the same universe as [[Asperchu]].

User:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-02-07T17:57:58Z

ArbiterThelVadam:

I'm a new troll, but it appears as though [[Chris]] ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3.
I'm an [[Xbox 360]] fan, by the way, and I treat my console with the respect it deserves, unlike [[The_MovingFoward_videos|some people I know]].

[[File:Arbiter.jpg|thumb|right|Profile pic]]

File:Arbiter.jpg

2011-02-07T17:54:32Z

ArbiterThelVadam: Profile pic for The Arbiter

Profile pic for [[User:ArbiterThelVadam|The Arbiter]]

User:ArbiterThelVadam

2011-02-07T17:51:14Z

ArbiterThelVadam: Created page with "I'm a new troll, but it appears as though Chris ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3. I'm an Xbox 360 fan, by the way, and I treat my console with the respe..."

I'm a new troll, but it appears as though [[Chris]] ignores everyone online now, content with his PS3.

I'm an [[Xbox 360]] fan, by the way, and I treat my console with the respect it deserves, unlike [[The_MovingFoward_videos|some people I know]].