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Revive Zordon

2011-04-14T05:01:05Z

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'''"Revive Zordon"''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]], who made a heroic sacrifice in the [[1998]] series ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''.

Ironically, [[Wikipedia:Ted Nugent|Ted Nugent]] is a right-wing goofball who doesn't like [[homos]], so he'd probably make a great role model, despite having nothing but disgust for Chris.

Chris repeated his dislike for the plotline to [[Jackie]], [[Autism|using almost the same phrasing as in the song]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>.
{{Clear}}

==Lyrics==
[[Image:OldschoolrockinCWC.PNG|thumb|He's usin' the power of Rock and Rock to SAVE THE WORLD! \m/ ]]
[[Wikipedia:Andros (Power Rangers)|They]] smashed his tube 
While lost [[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|in space]]. 
And then he was gone to save the human race 
Yet more evil forces showed up 
And they lost their good fans 
When they went and killed [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]]! 

''Chorus:'' 
They need to revive Zordon! 
Revive Zordon! 

Presidents tried to enforce 
But that plot was too trite 
Zordon was better than [[Jerkops|the police]] 
He had great powers and then some 
Might and magic ruled 
And five Zords rule over three. 

[''chorus x2'']

The original team was beyond the best 
[[Wikipedia:Tommy Oliver|Tommy]] loved [[Wikipedia:Kimberly Hart|Kimberly]] 
(Sweet and Tenderly) 
[[Wikipedia:Trini Kwan|Trini]] was keeping it real with [[Wikipedia:Zack Taylor|Zach]] [''sic''], 
[[Wikipedia:Billy Cranston|Billy]] had the brains to time travel 
and [[Wikipedia:Jason Lee Scott|Jason]] was leadin' Red! 

[[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Dinozords|Dinozords]] evolved to the 
the [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Thunderzords|Thunder Power]] 
Ninja and [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Shogunzords|Shogun]] [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Titanus the Carrierzord|Titanus]] 
[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Zeo|Zeo Crystal Power]] 
Autobot-Style with Turbo 
U.F.O. got lost in Space 

[''chorus x2'']

Revive Zordon and get the 
Power Rangers back together, 
which was most awesome!!! 
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers") 
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==Unofficial version==
Thankfully, Chris has never produced a recording of this song. Instead, we are treated to the dulcet tones of the narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Revive Zordon
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GnKttyKMz90}}
| Stardate = 14 [[February 2010]]
| Maker = [[Vivian Gee]] with singing by [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist]]
| Video Type = Music Video
| Other Info = MP3 [http://www.mediafire.com/?hwrvy3ncyyy here].
}}
==Reception==

{{quote|god. it's like if I rewrote the lyrics to Hey Jude but complained about how digimon season 2 sucked|[[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]}}

The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], which led to the deaths of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In [[Molvanîa]], where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved from Sasava to Lublova.
==Sauce==
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{{CWCipedia|chris=Issue_10/Page_30|linkname=Reviving Zordon}}
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]

Continuity in the Sonichu comics

2011-03-25T03:21:36Z

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{{incomplete}}

Among many things, the '''continuity''' in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' series]] is entirely full of [[fail]]. The following is a list of continuity errors and retcons in the series:

==Every ''Sonichu'' comic ever==
* [[CADD|Countless proportion errors]].
* The layout of [[CWCville]].
* The appearance of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] in the comics, and, to a lesser extent, other characters.

==Characters==
===Disappearances===
Because the ''Sonichu'' comics lack a clear overall plotline, essentially consisting of whatever pops into Chris's autistic head, many characters disappear from the strip without explanation. Chris presumably forgets about them, and only gives them cameos in later issues after the fanbase ask what happened to them.
* After [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], [[Kel]] ([[Rosechu]]'s original trainer) inexplicably disappeared from the comics. Chris later retconned in the [[CWCipedia]] that she "continued her Pok'emon Master Journey." She was mentioned in [[Sonichu 9]], with minor details that so far had only appeared in the CWCipedia being referenced. She returned in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], killing [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean]].
* [[Sonic]] does not appear after [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]. He will supposedly appear again in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], but Chris likely won't make it that far.
*[[Doctor Robotnik]] and [[Giovanni]] were set up initially as the main villains, but Robotnik vanishes after ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'' and Giovanni after ''[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]''. They briefly reappear in ''[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]''.
* [[Metal Sonichu]] was sent to the [[Moon]] by Sonic in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] and is never seen nor heard from again. As with Sonic, Chris claims that Metal will return in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] or [[Sonichu 12|#12]].
* [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] was trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] during [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], and whilst she was mentioned afterward in a few issues, was mostly forgotten by [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] and not even mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. However, Crystal was finally saved in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] by [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Chris-Chan]], who simply enters the mirror and picks her up with very little drama or fanfare. It's possible that Chris had entirely forgotten about this particular plot thread, but was reminded of it after several letters complaining about discontinuity in the [[Mailbag]].

===Appearances===
* [[BILLY MAYS]] suddenly appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with Chris proclaiming that he has been his bodyguard and body double (and never mayor) all this time. However, he never gives an explanation where he was during the numerous times when Chris was getting the shit beaten out of him by [[jerkops]].

==Items==

*The [[Sonichu Ball]]s are later renamed "Sonichu Ball Crystals" and after that "Chaotic Crystals".
*The [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], an immensely powerful jewel with the ability to control the growth of every living thing, is stolen by [[Blake]] in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], and later recovered by the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Despite its huge power, it never reappears in the series.

==Chronology==
*''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]'' says that Sonichu is 16 years old and Rosechu is 15, which would be true in [[2004]] when the comic was drawn, but not in [[Sonichu chronology#1998|1998]], when Chris later declared the story took place.
*It is not certain when [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] left [[Kel]] and moved into 14 Brunchville Lane: Chris has given the date as [[Sonichu chronology#2000|November 1998 and 8 June 2000]].
*Chris claimed that he became Mayor of [[CWCville]] in [[Sonichu chronology#2000|July 2000]], but this date is after the events of ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', in which he was referred to as Mayor, and also occurs after he granted Rosechu and Sonichu a house using his mayoral powers.
*Chris has claimed that Episodes 13 and 14 occur on [[Sonichu chronology#2006|29 April 2006]], but this date is before [[Patti-Chan]] went to CWCville on [[Sonichu chronology#2006|27 June]] in Episode 12.5 (Episode 12.5 is supposed to take place before 13 and 14).
*[[Bionic]] puts [[Reldnahc]] into a coma on [[Sonichu chronology#2007|11 October 2007]], and he doesn't wake up until 20 December. But, he is somehow present at [[Slaweel Ryam]]'s meeting of villains on 2 November.
* In ''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'', Crystal says that she'll get President [[Barack Obama|Obama]] to remove the [[Asperpedia]], although this event takes place during [[Sonichu chronology#2008|August 2008]], three months before Obama was even elected, and five months before he took office.
* In that same issue, Chris "cures" the world of [[homosexuality]] and [[The Wallflower|asexuality]]. Near the end of the issue, he goes about making homosexuality legal in [[CWCville]], but not same-sex marriage. Also, much earlier, the vaccine to cure homosexuality is developed thanks to him donating his blood in the future, in effect creating a time paradox.
* Chris has claimed that all of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] — except for [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Blake]] — came from eggs sent back in time to [[Sonichu chronology#1989|2 February 1989]], but he's also established that [[Darkbind]], [[Zelina]], [[Jamsta]], [[Lolisa]], [[Simonla]] and [[Silvana]] are too old to have been hatched on this date. [[Blazebob]], [[Chloe]] and [[Zapina]] are hatched much later for reasons unaccounted for.
*In "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]" and [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Cerah is claimed to attend elementary school, even though it is set in [[Sonichu chronology#2008|December 2008]] and she was born on [[Sonichu chronology#2006|29 June 2006]], making her far too young to attend school.

==See also==
*[[Sonichu chronology|''Sonichu'' chronology]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Comic]]

Laughs Under Lucricities

2011-02-28T16:26:13Z

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{{Quote| ... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE|Chris-Chan, graciously translating his own disorientating [[Autism|spacker-speak]] for [[Kathleen]].<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz| Lyrics in [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]}}

'''Laughs Under Lucricities''', also referred to as '''Laughs Under Lucrativeness'''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref> and '''Laughs Under Lucridicities''',<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> is a [[Wikipedia:backronym|backronym]] that [[Chris]] coined for the ubiquitous internet slang "[[Wiktionary:lulz|lulz]]." Broadly, Laughs Under Lucricities refers to any humor generated at Chris's expense and therefore completely reprehensible as far as he is concerned.

A related term is "'''lucrid'''", a word Chris has used variously,<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 48]]</ref> despite that fact that it is nowhere to be found in any formal dictionary. It is seemingly a combination of "lurid" and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language. Its application suggests that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|mistakenly]] uses it in place of the word "lewd," or more likely "lurid," or similar term of contempt.

==See also==
*[[Chris and English]]

==References==
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{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category: CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]

May 2010

2010-11-26T05:41:23Z

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[[File:ConspiracyChris.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May''', Chris embraces a conspiracy theory.]]
[[File:AAmonthChris.jpg|thumb| On '''16 May''', the Autism Awareness E-Mails are leaked.]]
[[File:MODNATION_2.JPG|thumb|On '''May 26''' Chris begs for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' bonuses.]]

'''May 2010''' seemed to start off with a whimper. [[Chris]]'s radio silence seemed to have continued even after the uploading of the FALSE and DISHONEST versions of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Many were proven wrong when Chris finally reappeared, boasting proudly that he had been able to disconnect the Wi-Fi Antenna from his [[PS3]], not realizing the damage he had done.

On 8 May, Chris won four tickets to an extreme sports rally and called up [[Rocky]] to see if anyone in the young adult social group would want to go with him, but no one ever called back. Seeing as no one was going to go with him, Chris scalped three of the tickets and sat alone in the stadium next to a "lovey-dovey" couple while watching people with a far greater amount of success than him perform feats of acrobatics on motorcycles. After watching the events, Chris returned home lonely and upset, and made a video, wherein he is closer than ever to realizing how big of a fuck-up he really is, but, unsurprisingly enough, he blamed all of his current troubles on a conspiracy he believes the [[Greene County]] School Board have staged against him. A week later, he put up [[05142010|another video]] where he used another tragedy to garner sympathy.

On May 13, DariaCamacho, a "fan-manager" for Chris, was given access to the [[CWCipedia]] and began making massive and seriously needed update to the website. Chris reverted them and when Daria questioned why he did so, he once again blamed his autism, and went back to completely ignore the CWCipedia despite DariaCamacho's continued editing. On May 26, DariaCamacho was revealed to be [[Mao]] 'Bamboo' Ling, who, in a repeat of the event in March, reopened the CWCipedia for the public, causing a second wave of massive vandalism. Chris attempted to revert the mass vandalism before flat out giving up due to the stress of it all, and announced that he would abandon the CWCipedia. The website was promptly given by Mao to the [[gal pal]] [[Vivian Gee]], who now shares copyrights to the entire ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' franchise with [[Alec]]. On May 30, Vivian's ''[[Sonichu Season 2]]'' began. At the end of the month, Chris uploaded a video where he stated that he was leaving the internet. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]].

==Events of May 2010==
*1 May - The Sysop finally removes the [[Twitter]] feed from the CWCipedia page. Also, due to getting Jackie confused with [[Sydney Contacts|another girl]], Chris accidentally uncovers a troll. Chris, however, claimed he received the information directly from the troll forums.
*5 May - Chris [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|uploads a new video]], in which he reveals he removed the Wi-Fi Antenna from his PS3, then shows off his "pimped out" PS3 Keyboard.
*8 May - Chris goes to see the [http://events.dailyprogress.com/charlottesville-va/events/show/108829065-evolution-extreme-action-sports EXTREME ACTION SPORTS] at John Paul Jones arena in Charlottesville with one of the four tickets he won on the radio.
*8 May - Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|uploads a new video]] in which he discusses his experience with the [[Greene County]] School Board after getting kicked out of his high school.
*9 May - [[Clyde Cash]] leaks a zip file of revisions to Chris's current [[OkCupid]] profile directly to the [[CWCki]].
*12 May - A challenger appears. During the short-lived Jackie saga, a noble woman by the name of [[Sydney Contacts|Sydney]], most likely under the direction of Clyde Cash, attempts a trolling of Chris, but unfortunately comes up short. Chris's heart level remains intact, and the unsuccessful woman was most likely executed by Clyde.
*13 May - A mysterious individual going by the name DariaCamacho is given sysop power on the CWCipedia. Declaring herself a "Fan-Manager", she writes short articles for some of Sonichu's Minor Characters, and updates the main page. None of these changes are especially insulting or threatening.
*14 May - Chris reverts DariaCamacho's changes without comment.
*14 May - "DariaCamacho" makes several changes to the front page of the CWCipedia, moving templates and adding a new greeting to Sonichu fans from herself. Again, none of these changes are threatening.
*14 May - Chris reverts DariaCamacho's changes to the front page, again without comment. DariaCamacho sends Chris a discussion message, politely asking why he undid her edits and stating she only wanted to make the front page more presentable, while making it easier to find the most up to date information on Chris and the Sonichu Universe. She also states the massive cwciwiki logo is far too big, and makes some cosmetic changes to character bios page.
*15 May - Chris posts [[05142010|a new video]] where he uses the death of UVA student Yeardley Love in an attempt to garner pity. He also states he's now paranoid of girls.
*15 May - DariaCamacho attempts to make changes to the CWCipedia Main Page, which Chris later reverts. Meanwhile, the garish site background returns.
*16 May - A [[Autism Awareness E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]] from an alleged [[autism]] awareness volunteer chronicles her doomed attempts to talk some sense into Chris.
* 16 May - Another [[Regina e-mails|series of e-mails]] is leaked, in which Chris hits on an innocent woman just trying to buy his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' guitars off [[eBay]]. Note: these emails take place in late September/early October 2009, right around the time [[Barbara|Snorlax]] was [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_9th,_2009|battling AIDS]].
*16 May - Chris reverts Dariacamacho's changes again to the CWCipedia, and responds angrily to her question on her discussion page, and as always blaming his [[autism]] for [[My Little Pony|acting]] [[Chris Loses It|like]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|a]] [[Ivy|manchild]].
* 17 May - DariaCamacho makes more changes to the CWCipedia, this time adding one line of text to blank pages for some of Chris's highschool crushes.
* 18 May - DariaCamacho adds in more to Sarah Hammer's entry, then starts entries to the PS3, [[Metal Sonichu]] and [[Bionic]].
* 20 May - Chris talks about his [[Some Favored Comedians|favorite comedians]] for an excruciating ten minutes, but mentions that [[Bob]] is still alive.
* 20 May - DariaCamacho adds a bio page for [[Clawdorf]].
* 21 May - DariaCamacho proposes that Chris explain his regular daily schedule for his fans, breaking down how much time he spends sleeping and playing PS3.
* 26 May - Chris [[CWC Blog#26 May 2010|begs for ''ModNation Racers'' mods]].
* 26 May - The [[CWCipedia]] gets hacked and vandalized once again.
* 27 May - Chris uploads a [[100_2188|new video]] and announces he's abandoning the [[CWCipedia]].
* 29 May - The vandalism comes to a halt as parodic commentary is added to the Sonichu comics.
* 30 May - [[Hamsty the Hamster]] takes over CWCipedia from Mao; ''Sonichu Season 2'' begins.
* 31 May - Chris uploads another [[100 2189|new video]], four days after claiming he was leaving the internet for the third time.

{{Timeline}}

Christian Weston Chandler Interview

2010-11-20T11:00:13Z

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[[Image:LetsNotTalkAboutPickles.jpg|thumb|right|"Let's not talk about [[pickles]]."]]

'''Christian Weston Chandler Interview''' was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the [[2008]] Elections that was conducted through the [[PSN]].

Notable is Chris's genuine concern that [[Barack Obama]], if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] was destroyed.

We also catch a fleeting glimpse of [[Barb|Snorlax]] in her only video appearance to date.

==Video==
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==Transcript==

'''Interviewer 1:''' So, um, what do you think of [[Barack Obama|Barack]]. Just tell me, please.

'''Chris:''' I just don’t care much for him.

'''Interviewer 1:''' Why, you know, why? Be specific, man. You’re smart.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, you’re a smart guy.

'''Chris:''' Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it black.

''[DMX's "X Gonna Give It You" plays as a video depicts Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]''

'''Interviewer 1:''' But, why do you think he’s going to pain the White House black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason

'''Interviewer 2:''' It’s cause you like [[pickles]].

'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Can we not talk about pickles, please?

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Are you aware that people on YouTube are, uh, claiming that they stole your [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]?

'''Chris:''' Hmm… It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, they're telling [[lies]].

'''Interviewer 2:''' They said something about you made another one and it’s two times bigger like… like, uhh… It's false, isn't it? Because it’s on you, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's mostly… yeah it's mostly false. Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Mostly false? I mean, what's… what’s not false about it, then?

'''Chris:''' I’d rather not talk about it and don’t worry about it. I mean…I mean they’re just blowing off smoke and uhh…they’re jealous of, ya know, some of my success and what not so it’s just best to ignore them. Don’t worry about them.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Golden. That’s golden.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Damn, Chris. [[Sonichu]] and, uh, the [[Medallions of Fail#The Jiggliami Medallion|Jiggliami medallion]], I’m just glad they’re all safe, ya know. They… they go me going there when they showed me those medallions. I mean they look exactly like the one you had. Like, I was fooled. Like, this is why I asked you because they were picture-perfect.

'''Chris:''' ''[under his breath]'' Alright, mmm hmm.

'''Interviewer 2:''' So how did, how did that get into his possession, like uhh… you sent it to [[Blanca]] and how did they get it, how did it get to their possession in the first place?

'''Chris:''' They were, they were living nearby her and they just intercepted the mail.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Wow.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' What’s up with the pickles, dude?

'''Chris:''' I hate pickles.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Who is the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man in the pickle suit]]?

''[Significant laughter in the background.]''

'''Chris:''' I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.

'''Interviewer 2:''' I mean, there’s actually someone in a pickle suit that you know and you hate him. [''Background laughter'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t know who that person is.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' I’m sorry. I just wanted to ask you, like, what do you, like, do you hate [[Homos|gay people]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

''[Clip of Chris Crocker crying, “you bastard”]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' You hate gay people.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Oh, okay.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Chris:''' Hang on a moment.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Alright.

''[ [[Barb|Barbara]] presumably walks into [[Chris’s room]]. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]''

'''Chris:''' Hi mom. I’m alright. How are you.

''[Chris and Barb talk as the interviewers laugh to themselves]''

'''Barbara:''' You should be sorry, too.
''[mumbling]''

'''Chris:''' I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]]…Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She entered and left.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, we saw that, Chris.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Ya know, you’ve got to be a respectable person.

'''Chris:''' Yup.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah. Yup. A person that, uh, you know, we have to be, uh, we have to be, uh, you know, respectable people. We can't be ''pickles''.

''["WTF BOOM" soundclip and footage of a mushroom cloud exploding.]''

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gjlmgufymom Download]

[[Category:Videos]]

Christian Weston Chandler Interview

2010-11-20T10:55:33Z

Argentum: /* Transcript */

[[Image:LetsNotTalkAboutPickles.jpg|thumb|right|"Let's not talk about [[pickles]]."]]

'''Christian Weston Chandler Interview''' was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the [[2008]] Elections that was conducted through the [[PSN]].

Notable is Chris's genuine concern that [[Barack Obama]], if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] was destroyed.

We also catch a fleeting glimpse of [[Barb|Snorlax]] in her only video appearance to date.

==Video==
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</center>

==Transcript==

'''Interviewer 1:''' So, um, what do you think of [[Barack Obama|Barack]]. Just tell me, please.

'''Chris:''' I just don’t care much for him.

'''Interviewer 1:''' Why, you know, why? Be specific, man. You’re smart.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, you’re a smart guy.

'''Chris:''' Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it black.

''[DMX's "X Gonna Give It You" plays as a video depicts Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]''

'''Interviewer 1:''' But, why do you think he’s going to pain the White House black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason

'''Interviewer 2:''' It’s cause you like [[pickles]].

'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Can we not talk about pickles, please?

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Are you aware that people on YouTube are, uh, claiming that they stole your [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]?

'''Chris:''' Hmm… It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, they're telling [[lies]].

'''Interviewer 2:''' They said something about you made another one and it’s two times bigger like… like, uhh… It's false, isn't it? Because it’s on you, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's mostly… yeah it's mostly false. Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Mostly false? I mean, what's… what’s not false about it, then?

'''Chris:''' I’d rather not talk about it and don’t worry about it. I mean…I mean they’re just blowing off smoke and uhh…they’re jealous of, ya know, some of my success and what not so it’s just best to ignore them. Don’t worry about them.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Golden. That’s golden.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Damn, Chris. [[Sonichu]] and, uh, the [[Medallions of Fail#The Jiggliami Medallion|Jiggliami medallion]], I’m just glad they’re all safe, ya know. They… they go me going there when they showed me those medallions. I mean they look exactly like the one you had. Like, I was fooled. Like, this is why I asked you because they were picture-perfect.

'''Chris:''' ''[under his breath]'' Alright, mmm hmm.

'''Interviewer 2:''' So how did, how did that get into his possession, like uhh… you sent it to [[Blanca]] and how did they get it, how did it get to their possession in the first place?

'''Chris:''' They were, they were living nearby her and they just intercepted the mail.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Wow.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' What’s up with the pickles, dude?

'''Chris:''' I hate pickles.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Who is the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man in the pickle suit]]?

'''Chris:''' I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.

'''Interviewer 2:''' I mean, there’s actually someone in a pickle suit that you know and you hate him. [''Background laughter'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t know who that person is.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' I’m sorry. I just wanted to ask you, like, what do you, like, do you hate [[Homos|gay people]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

''[Clip of Chris Crocker crying, “you bastard”]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' You hate gay people.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Oh, okay.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Chris:''' Hang on a moment.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Alright.

''[ [[Barb|Barbara]] presumably walks into [[Chris’s room]]. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]''

'''Chris:''' Hi mom. I’m alright. How are you.

''[Chris and Barb talk as the interviewers laugh to themselves]''

'''Barbara:''' You should be sorry, too.
''[mumbling]''

'''Chris:''' I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]]…Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She entered and left.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, we saw that, Chris.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Ya know, you’ve got to be a respectable person.

'''Chris:''' Yup.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah. Yup. A person that, uh, you know, we have to be, uh, we have to be, uh, you know, respectable people. We can't be ''pickles''.

''["WTF BOOM" soundclip and footage of a mushroom cloud exploding.]''

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gjlmgufymom Download]

[[Category:Videos]]

Christian Weston Chandler Interview

2010-11-20T10:51:02Z

Argentum: /* Transcript */

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'''Christian Weston Chandler Interview''' was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the [[2008]] Elections that was conducted through the [[PSN]].

Notable is Chris's genuine concern that [[Barack Obama]], if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] was destroyed.

We also catch a fleeting glimpse of [[Barb|Snorlax]] in her only video appearance to date.

==Video==
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==Transcript==

'''Interviewer 1:''' So, um, what do you think of [[Barack Obama|Barack]]. Just tell me, please.

'''Chris:''' I just don’t care much for him.

'''Interviewer 1:''' Why, you know, why? Be specific, man. You’re smart.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, you’re a smart guy.

'''Chris:''' Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it black.

''[DMX's "X Gonna Give It You" plays as a video depicts Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]''

'''Interviewer 1:''' But, why do you think he’s going to pain the White House black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason

'''Interviewer 2:''' It’s cause you like [[pickles]].

'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Can we not talk about pickles, please?

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Are you aware that people on YouTube are, uh, claiming that they stole your [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]?

'''Chris:''' Hmm… It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, they're telling [[lies]].

'''Interviewer 2:''' They said something about you made another one and it’s two times bigger like… like, uhh… It's false, isn't it? Because it’s on you, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's mostly… yeah it's mostly false. Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Mostly false? I mean, what's… what’s not false about it, then?

'''Chris:''' I’d rather not talk about it and don’t worry about it. I mean…I mean they’re just blowing off smoke and uhh…they’re jealous of, ya know, some of my success and what not so it’s just best to ignore them. Don’t worry about them.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Golden. That’s golden.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Damn, Chris. [[Sonichu]] and, uh, the [[Medallions of Fail#The Jiggliami Medallion|Jiggliami medallion]], I’m just glad they’re all safe, ya know. They… they go me going there when they showed me those medallions. I mean they look exactly like the one you had. Like, I was fooled. Like, this is why I asked you because they were picture-perfect.

'''Chris:''' ''[under his breath]'' Alright, mmm hmm.

'''Interviewer 2:''' So how did, how did that get into his possession, like uhh… you sent it to [[Blanca]] and how did they get it, how did it get to their possession in the first place?

'''Chris:''' They were, they were living nearby her and they just intercepted the mail.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Wow. What’s up with the pickles, dude?

'''Chris:''' I hate pickles.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Who is the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man in the pickle suit]]?

'''Chris:''' I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.

'''Interviewer 2:''' I mean, there’s actually someone in a pickle suit that you know and you hate him. [''Background laughter'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t know who that person is.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' I’m sorry. I just wanted to ask you, like, what do you, like, do you hate [[Homos|gay people]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

''[Clip of Chris Crocker crying, “you bastard”]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' You hate gay people.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Oh, okay.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Chris:''' Hang on a moment.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Alright.

''[ [[Barb|Barbara]] presumably walks into [[Chris’s room]]. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]''

'''Chris:''' Hi mom. I’m alright. How are you.

''[Chris and Barb talk as the interviewers laugh to themselves]''

'''Barbara:''' You should be sorry, too.
''[mumbling]''

'''Chris:''' I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]]…Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She entered and left.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, we saw that, Chris.

''[Jump cut]''

'''Interviewer 2:''' Ya know, you’ve got to be a respectable person.

'''Chris:''' Yup.

'''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah. Yup. A person that, uh, you know, we have to be, uh, we have to be, uh, you know, respectable people. We can't be ''pickles''.

''["WTF BOOM" soundclip and footage of a mushroom cloud exploding.]''

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?gjlmgufymom Download]

[[Category:Videos]]

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2010-11-17T06:09:14Z

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