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Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-02-14T03:48:51Z

ArizonaBay: /* Video */

{{quote|'''Ja!'''|Hans Asperger}}

'''Autism Tutorial Extra''' is a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level created by [[Chris]] where he proves, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|once again]] that he's in complete denial of what [[Asperger syndrome]] really is. Interestingly, the level works in the same way for the [[Autism Tutorial]], as the [[Sub-Episodes]] did for the [[Sonichu comic]], namely with Chris proving his superiority over an obvious strawman by psychically assaulting him and then prattling on about how much unbearable torment the strawman in question has inflicted upon him. Chris also mispronouces Asperger as “Ass Burger” the entire time, [[Jack_Thaddeus_Phone_Call_2|showing he's learned nothing]].

==Video==

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===Transcript===
[[Image:Hans_asperger.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Hans Asperger was a famed pediatrician whose work to improve the quality of life for autistic children earned him international renown and the admiration of thousands. In this video, Chris beats him up because he doesn't like his last name.]]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, because apparently after you decided to watch last part--after watching the Autism Tutorial, we have a special guest for you today! Please put your hands together for a reasonably facsimile of, Mr. Hans Asperger!

(Hans Asperger is seen at the far end of the stage. He has gigantic bulging eyes and wears a crown. Chris walks over to join him, standing [[Homos|almost intimately close]] to shake his hand, as a backdrop and desk fall from the sky to complete the talk-show atmosphere. The man recording the video chuckles in amusement. After Chris walks over to his desk, Hans smiles and waves to an audience silent as the grave.)

I am your host, Christian Chandler, on this '''[[Duck|short]]''' talk show. And this is Mr. Hans Asperger. Now, let's talk about him for a bit: Now, apparently--Mr. Hans Asperger. From the Vienna University Hospital in 1938--Oh, how ''recent!''--you gave a lecture in Germany, on "[[Chris|Autistic Psychopaths]]", after investigating a mild form of Autism. Isn't that right, Hans?

(Hans turns to face Chris.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(The man recording chuckles, and continues to snicker through Chris's next line.)

And also, apparently, this separate diagnosis, as it is quoted, was not recognized until 1991. Only one year before I was born. Although coined from your name, Mr. Asperger, apparently a Mr. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Kanner Leo Kanner] took the study much further and established the term "Early Infantile Autism". Do you applaud Mr. Kanner for his work?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(The recorder chuckles.)

''I see''. Now, in my feeling alone--possibly mutual with others--the name Asperger. It strikes me badly, and I feel offended just by hearing the word. Do you feel I have the right to my own opinions and feelings as an individual person, Hans?

'''Hans:''' Ja! (It is clear by now that Hans does not understand English.)

Thank you very much, good sir. Now, do you feel--do you feel bad about having a name that sounds like a bad cut of cow meat?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you feel that I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not deserve any blame or punishment for having an opinion of a single word, such as Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you have a general understanding about how I feel about you now?

(Something falls from the sky and lands atop Chris's desk.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris walks over to Hans again, once again intimately close.)

Are you ''positive'' you really understand how I feel about you, Mr. Hans Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris gives a wide, deceptive smile as he goes back and forth with Hans.)

[[Random Access Humor|Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!]]

(Chris is suddenly very annoyed. He bitch-slaps Hans to the ground, to the delight of the recorder. It is also revealed that Hans has a tail.)

[[Wikipedia:Baka_(fool)|Baka]]!

(Hans quickly regains his footing, facing away from Chris and looking over his shoulder in terror.)

I feel dislike towards you! ''(The chuckles of the recorder are very clear)'' For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound ''even worse!'' ''Aspergers.'' You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at ''that!'' Now get out of my sight!

'''Hans:''' Ja! (Hans quickly runs off the stage.)

(Chris looks out over the audience, crossing his hands in front of him.)

I do apologize for that, uh, rude outburst, [[Trolls|folks]]. But then again, that was just the way I felt and have been feeling about the word "Asperger" since I first heard it a few years ago. It is my second least favorite word, where my first least favorite of all time is "[[Naive]]". Again, I apologize if I came off as bad to anybody, or made them feel bad, for the way I acted. But then again, I do get emotional and carried away sometimes. Thank you for watching, and have a good, safe, and blessed day.

(The game cuts to Hans standing in some sort of Level Completion area, still terrified. He stands there, legs quaking, as the screen behind him rattles off the achievements. Some tiny explosions of what appear to be glass go off around Hans's head as the video ends.)

{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 6]]|nextlink=[[Autism Tutorial Extra|Current]]|}}

Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-02-14T00:44:11Z

ArizonaBay: /* Video */

{{quote|'''Ja!'''|Hans Asperger}}

'''Autism Tutorial Extra''' is a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level created by [[Chris]] where he proves, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|once again]] that he's in complete denial of what the [[Asperger syndrome]] really is. Interestingly, the level works in the same way for the [[Autism Tutorial]], as the [[Sub-Episodes]] did for the [[Sonichu comic]], namely with Chris proving his superiority over an obvious strawman by psychically assaulting him and then prattling on about how much unbearable torment the strawman in question has inflicted upon him.

==Video==

<Center>{{#ev:youtube|Pu75tzrwLAU}}</Center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:Hans_asperger.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Hans Asperger was a famed pediatrician whose work to improve the quality of life for autistic children earned him international renown and the admiration of thousands. In this video, Chris beats him up because he doesn't like his last name.]]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, because apparently after you decided to watch last part--after watching the Autism Tutorial, we have a special guest for you today! Please put your hands together for a reasonably facsimile, Mr. Hans Asperger!

(Hans Asperger is seen at the far end of the stage. He has gigantic bulging eyes and wears a crown. Chris walks over to join him, standing [[Homos|almost intimately close]] to shake his hand, as a backdrop and desk fall from the sky to complete the talk-show atmosphere. The man recording the video chuckles in amusement. After Chris walks over to his desk, Hans smiles and waves to an audience silent as the grave.)

I am your host, Christian Chandler, on this '''[[Duck|short]]''' talk show. And this is Mr. Hans Asperger. Now, let's talk about him for a bit: Now, apparently--Mr. Hans Asperger. From the Vienna University Hospital in 1938--Oh, how ''recent!''--you gave a lecture on "[[Chris|Autistic Psychopaths]]", after investigating a mild form of Autism. Isn't that right, Hans?

(Hans turns to face Chris.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(The man recording chuckles, and continues to snicker through Chris's next line.)

And also, apparently, this separate diagnosis, as it is quoted, was not recognized until 1981. Only one year before I was born. Although coined from your name, Mr. Asperger, apparently a Mr. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Kanner Leo Kanner] took the study much further and established the term "Early Infantile Autism". Do you applaud Mr. Kanner for his work?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(The recorder chuckles.)

''I see''. Now, in my feeling alone--possibly mutual with others--the name Aspergers. It strikes me badly, and I feel offended just by hearing the word. Do you feel I have the right to my own opinions and feelings as an individual person, Hans?

'''Hans:''' Ja! (It is clear by now that Hans does not understand English.)

Thank you very much, good sir. Now, do you feel--do you feel bad about having a name that sounds like a bad cut of cow meat?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you feel that I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not deserve any blame or punishment for having an opinion of a single word, such as Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you have a general understanding about how I feel about you now?

(Something falls from the sky and lands atop Chris's desk.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris walks over to Hans again, once again intimately close.)

Are you ''positive'' you really understand how I feel about you, Mr. Hans Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

[[Random Access Humor|Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!]]

(Chris is suddenly very annoyed. He bitch-slaps Hans to the ground, to the delight of the recorder. It is also revealed that Hans has a tail.

[[Wikipedia:Baka_(fool)|Baka]]!

(Hans quickly regains his footing, facing away from Chris and looking over his shoulder in terror.)

I feel dislike towards you! ''(The chuckles of the recorder are very clear)'' For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound ''even worse!'' ''Aspergers.'' You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at ''that!'' Now get out of my sight!

'''Hans:''' Ja! (Hans quickly runs off the stage.)

(Chris looks out over the audience, crossing his hands in front of him.)

I do apologize for that, uh, rude outburst, [[Trolls|folks]]. But then again, that was just the way I felt and have been feeling about the word "Asperger" since I heard it a few years ago. It is my second least favorite word, where my first least favorite of all time is "[[Naive]]". Again, I apologize if I came off as bad to anybody, or made them feel bad, for the way I acted. But then again, I do get emotional and carried away sometimes. Thank you for watching, and have a good, safe, and blessed day.

(The game cuts to Hans standing in some sort of Level Completion area, still terrified. He stands there, legs quaking, as the screen behind him rattles off the achievements. Some tiny explosions of what appear to be glass go off around Hans's head as the video ends.)

{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 6]]|nextlink=[[Autism Tutorial Extra|Current]]|}}

Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-02-14T00:43:32Z

ArizonaBay:

{{quote|'''Ja!'''|Hans Asperger}}

'''Autism Tutorial Extra''' is a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level created by [[Chris]] where he proves, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|once again]] that he's in complete denial of what the [[Asperger syndrome]] really is. Interestingly, the level works in the same way for the [[Autism Tutorial]], as the [[Sub-Episodes]] did for the [[Sonichu comic]], namely with Chris proving his superiority over an obvious strawman by psychically assaulting him and then prattling on about how much unbearable torment the strawman in question has inflicted upon him.

==Video==

<Center>{{#ev:youtube|Pu75tzrwLAU}}</Center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:Hans_asperger.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Hans Asperger was a famed pediatrician whose work to improve the quality of life for autistic children earned him international renown and the admiration of thousands. In this video, Chris beats him up because he doesn't like his last name.]]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, because apparently after you decided to watch last part--after watching the Autism Tutorial, we have a special guest for you today! Please put your hands together for a reasonably facsimile, Mr. Hans Asperger!

(Hans Asperger is seen at the far end of the stage. He has gigantic bulging eyes and wears a crown. Chris walks over to join him, standing [[Homos|almost intimately close]] to shake his hand, as a backdrop and desk fall from the sky to complete the talk-show atmosphere. The man recording the video chuckles in amusement. After Chris walks over to his desk, Hans smiles and waves to an audience silent as the grave.)

I am your host, Christian Chandler, on this '''[[Duck|short]]''' talk show. And this is Mr. Hans Asperger. Now, let's talk about him for a bit: Now, apparently--Mr. Hans Asperger. From the Vienna University Hospital in 1938--Oh, how ''recent!''--you gave a lecture on "[[Chris|Autistic Psychopaths]]", after investigating a mild form of Autism. Isn't that right, Hans?

(Hans turns to face Chris.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(The man recording chuckles, and continues to snicker through Chris's next line.)

And also, apparently, this separate diagnosis, as it is quoted, was not recognized until 1981. Only one year before I was born. Although coined from your name, Mr. Asperger, apparently a Mr. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Kanner| Leo Kanner] took the study much further and established the term "Early Infantile Autism". Do you applaud Mr. Kanner for his work?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(The recorder chuckles.)

''I see''. Now, in my feeling alone--possibly mutual with others--the name Aspergers. It strikes me badly, and I feel offended just by hearing the word. Do you feel I have the right to my own opinions and feelings as an individual person, Hans?

'''Hans:''' Ja! (It is clear by now that Hans does not understand English.)

Thank you very much, good sir. Now, do you feel--do you feel bad about having a name that sounds like a bad cut of cow meat?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you feel that I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not deserve any blame or punishment for having an opinion of a single word, such as Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you have a general understanding about how I feel about you now?

(Something falls from the sky and lands atop Chris's desk.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris walks over to Hans again, once again intimately close.)

Are you ''positive'' you really understand how I feel about you, Mr. Hans Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

[[Random Access Humor|Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!]]

(Chris is suddenly very annoyed. He bitch-slaps Hans to the ground, to the delight of the recorder. It is also revealed that Hans has a tail.

[[Wikipedia:Baka_(fool)|Baka]]!

(Hans quickly regains his footing, facing away from Chris and looking over his shoulder in terror.)

I feel dislike towards you! ''(The chuckles of the recorder are very clear)'' For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound ''even worse!'' ''Aspergers.'' You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at ''that!'' Now get out of my sight!

'''Hans:''' Ja! (Hans quickly runs off the stage.)

(Chris looks out over the audience, crossing his hands in front of him.)

I do apologize for that, uh, rude outburst, [[Trolls|folks]]. But then again, that was just the way I felt and have been feeling about the word "Asperger" since I heard it a few years ago. It is my second least favorite word, where my first least favorite of all time is "[[Naive]]". Again, I apologize if I came off as bad to anybody, or made them feel bad, for the way I acted. But then again, I do get emotional and carried away sometimes. Thank you for watching, and have a good, safe, and blessed day.

(The game cuts to Hans standing in some sort of Level Completion area, still terrified. He stands there, legs quaking, as the screen behind him rattles off the achievements. Some tiny explosions of what appear to be glass go off around Hans's head as the video ends.)

{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 6]]|nextlink=[[Autism Tutorial Extra|Current]]|}}

Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-02-13T21:58:13Z

ArizonaBay:

{{quote|'''Ja!'''|Hans Asperger}}

'''Autism Tutorial Extra''' is a video created by [[Chris]] where he proves, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|once again]] that he's in complete denial of what the [[Asperger syndrome]] really is.

[[Image:Hans_asperger.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Hans Asperger was a famed pediatrician whose work to improve the quality of life for autistic children earned him international renown and the admiration of thousands. In this video, Chris beats him up because he doesn't like his last name.]]

==Video==

{{#ev:youtube|Pu75tzrwLAU}}

===Transcript===

And now, ladies and gentlemen, because apparently after you decided to watch last part--after watching the Autism Tutorial, we have a special guest for you today! Please put your hands together for a reasonably ''(unintelligible)'', Mr. Hans Asperger!

(Hans Asperger is seen at the far end of the stage. He has gigantic bulging eyes and wears a crown. Chris walks over to join him, standing [[Homos|almost intimately close]] to shake his hand, as a backdrop and desk fall from the sky to complete the talk-show atmosphere. The man recording the video chuckles in amusement. After Chris walks over to his desk, Hans smiles and waves to an audience silent as the grave.)

I am your host, Christian Chandler, on this '''short''' talk show. And this is Mr. Hans Asperger. Now, let's talk about him for a bit: Now, apparently--Mr. Hans Asperger. From the Vienna University Hospital in 1938--Oh, how ''recent!''--you gave a lecture on "Autistic Psychopaths", after investigating a mild form of Autism. Isn't that right, Hans?

(Hans turns to face Chris.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(The man recording chuckles, and continues to snicker through Chris's next line.)

And also, apparently, this separate diagnosis, as it is quoted, was not recognized until 1981. Only one year before I was born. Although coined from your name, Mr. Asperger, apparently a Mr. Leo Kenner took the study much further and established the term "Early Infantile Autism". Do you applaud Mr. Kenner for his work?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(The recorder chuckles.)

''I see''. Now, in my feeling alone--possibly mutual with others--the name Aspergers. It strikes me badly, and I feel offended just by hearing the word. Do you feel I have the right to my own opinions and feelings as an individual person, Hans?

'''Hans:''' Ja! (It is clear by now that Hans does not understand English.)

Thank you very much, good sir. Now, do you feel--do you feel bad about having a name that sounds like a bad cut of cow meat?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you feel that I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not deserve any blame or punishment for having an opinion of a single word, such as Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you have a general understanding about how I feel about you now?

(Something falls from the sky and lands atop Chris's desk.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris walks over to Hans again, once again intimately close.)

Are you ''positive'' you really understand how I feel about you, Mr. Hans Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

[[Random Access Humor|Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!]]

(Chris is suddenly very annoyed. He bitch-slaps Hans to the ground, to the delight of the recorder. It is also revealed that Hans has a tail. Chris yells something unintelligible, possibly "Fuck off!". Hans quickly regains his footing, facing away from Chris and looking over his shoulder in terror.)

I feel dislike towards you! ''(The chuckles of the recorder are very clear)'' For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound ''even worse!'' ''Aspergers.'' You ''(unintelligible)''. Autism is autism! And in your research you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at ''that!'' Now get out of my sight!

'''Hans:''' Ja! (Hans quickly runs off the stage.)

(Chris looks out over the audience, crossing his hands in front of him.)

I do apologize for that, uh, rude outburst, folks. But then again, that was just the way I felt and have been feeling about the word "Asperger" since I heard it a few years ago. It is my second least favorite word, where my first least favorite of all time is "Naive". Again, I apologize if I came off as bad to anybody, or made them feel bad, for the way I acted. But then again, I do get emotional and carried away sometimes. Thank you for watching, and have a good, safe, and blessed day.

(The game cuts to Hans standing in some sort of Level Completion area, still terrified. He stands there, legs quaking, as the screen behind him rattles off the achievements. Some tiny explosions of what appear to be glass go off around Hans's head as the video ends.)

Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-02-13T21:28:02Z

ArizonaBay:

Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-02-13T20:40:05Z

ArizonaBay:

'''Autism Tutorial Extra''' is a video created by [[Chris]] where he proves, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|once again]] that he's in complete denial of what the [[Asperger syndrome]] really is.

[[Image:Hans_asperger.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Hans Asperger was a famed pediatrician whose work to improve the quality of life for autistic children earned him international renown and the admiration of thousands. In this video, Chris beats him up because he doesn't like his last name.]]

==Video==

{{#ev:youtube|Pu75tzrwLAU}}

===Transcript===

User talk:SeventhBase/Misc Ideas

2010-08-12T02:18:45Z

ArizonaBay: Created page with "This is pretty useful if you're just starting to follow Chris. I suggest you start to incorporate more of this into the articles. Also, March 17th is significant because March 1..."

This is pretty useful if you're just starting to follow Chris. I suggest you start to incorporate more of this into the articles.

Also, March 17th is significant because March 17th 2000 is when Chris created Sonichu. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 19:18, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

User:ChrisIsGay

2010-08-06T15:56:59Z

ArizonaBay:

Ooh, ''terrifying.'' Legal threats mean jackshit here, dude. GTFO. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 08:54, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

It's simple, man. You want the information gone? ''Contact the admins and tell them to remove it.'' Don't troll. You look like an idiot. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 08:56, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

User:ChrisIsGay

2010-08-06T15:54:40Z

ArizonaBay:

Ooh, ''terrifying.'' Legal threats mean jackshit here, dude. GTFO. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 08:54, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

User:ChrisIsGay

2010-08-06T15:52:49Z

ArizonaBay:

DUDE! THIS WEBSITE IS NOT RUN BY CHRIS! [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 08:47, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

Dude, listen. '''WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE'''. This site is run by trolls. Quit vandalizing our shit. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 08:52, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

User:ChrisIsGay

2010-08-06T15:47:40Z

ArizonaBay: Created page with "DUDE! THIS WEBSITE IS NOT RUN BY CHRIS! ~~~~"

DUDE! THIS WEBSITE IS NOT RUN BY CHRIS! [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 08:47, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

User:ArizonaBay

2010-07-12T17:12:54Z

ArizonaBay: Replaced content with 'Fuck furries.'

Fuck furries.

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-08T22:56:14Z

ArizonaBay:

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== Since I've been gone ==

I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==Long time, no see==

I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==

I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Times Square Billboard Images ==

Where on the cwcki can I view them?
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Ok... ==
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Contact Info ==
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST

: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==I MAD==

Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==

When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.

I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler.

It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki.

I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie.

Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==

Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge.

The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.

'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.

Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.

-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]

Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== Attention all jerkops ==

Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.

That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.

Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== changes i'd like to see ==

so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== MIA Asperpedian ==

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==

Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==

Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== IBA fucking geneva ==

Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Account list:
*IBAgeneva (banned)
*JerryMathers (banned)
*Goyslayer (banned)
*Juanbrujo (banned)
*Pfaggot (banned)
*Herpdederp (banned)
*Derpaherp (banned)
*Greatjollynegro (banned)
*Uhuru (banned)
*Meenween (banned)
*Mrjoo
*Lawltiger (banned)
*Pewbmonster
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off... -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== Game Place page vandalism ==

Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Michael Snyder

2010-04-16T02:36:25Z

ArizonaBay:

{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder! '''JEW!'''|[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris being Chris]]}}
{{quote|He probably will.|Michael Snyder to the above}}

[[Image:2004 merchant of venice 008.jpg|thumb|Michael Snyder, the dirty <s>Jew</s> gentile.]]
[[image:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|thumb|left|Chris at war with Michael]]

'''Michael Schneider''', referred to by [[Chris]] as '''Michael Snyder''', (AKA The "Jew Meanie" - Even though he isn't even Jewish <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y Replies by Michael on YouTube]</ref>) is the [[manajerk|manager]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and the hero responsible for banning Chris from the store. According to Chris he hated his guts (it's easy to see why).

Although Chris had [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|fumblingly attempted to apologise]] to Michael in a video in March 2009, his clumsy facade of contrition is not difficult to see through. In his [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] video, Chris still clearly harbors resentment towards being banned, at one point adding the following annotation:

{{quote|Why did you Hate My Guts, Michael Snyder; I had my Voluenteer Job with the Pokemon TCG League. What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!! You have my Number.}}

This further confirms that, in Chris' eyes, anyone who makes Chris angry or doesn't give him what he wants must be a [[troll]].

==Chris's anti-Semitism==
[[File:Niggersjews.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's beliefs, all summed up in one poster.]]
On 12 April 2010 [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris confronted Michael]] in an attempt to get back into the Game Place. In Chris's anger, Chris ends up [[South Park|calling him a Jew]] as an insult.

Based on comments from earlier in the audio recording, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion about Michael's religion on account of his last name. In fact, "Schneider" is a German surname meaning "tailor" (and "Snyder" descends from the Dutch word for "cutter"). While some German Jews might have wound up with the name, it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all.

==Chris fails at trolling Michael==
Shortly after posting his audio of the apology attempt on YouTube, Chris published an image on the [[CWCipedia]] decrying Michael's ban as an affront to all [[autism|autistics]]. On the CWCipedia and in the description of the video he urged [[white knights|decent, upstanding citizens]] to troll Michael, and optionally his subordinates as well. Far from provoking a wave of trolling, this demand actually resulted in a groundswell of support for the Game Place, with Michael reporting positive comments from everyone who's contacted him about the incident.

==See also==
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]
*[[Daniel Mimms]]
*[[Lucas]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic His Youtube account]

==Sauces==
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{{People}}

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Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies

2010-04-13T04:23:25Z

ArizonaBay: /* Prickly-Wicklies */

'''"A Warm Fuzzy Tale"''' is a story written by Claude Steiner, a Clinical Psychologist Professor. His book had as a goal the teaching of children that acts of love cost nothing and are worth giving. [[Chris]], who might have read the book (or had the book read to him), felt the need to include those pieces of wisdom in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and his "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]]":

{{Quote|War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

==Fuzzy-Wuzzies==
Fuzzy-Wuzzies, say Chris, are the reward for paying people compliments. The benefits of gaining fuzzy-wuzzies are unclear, although there is surely [[Megan|someone]] out there who can describe the consequences of paying Chris a compliment. In any event, fuzzy-wuzzies are surely preferable to the noxious prickly-wicklies.

==Prickly-Wicklies==
[[Image:Rotathgoldenskull4.jpg|thumb|right|You're apt to find plenty of these accompanying Prickly-Wicklies.]]
Prickly-Wicklies (not to be confused with plain old [[Duck|pricks]]) are the undesireable end result of going to war, according to Chris-Chan. Although doubtlessly making perfect sense to him, Chris fails to elaborate on the consequences of this forfeit. Prickly-wicklies could therefore constitute anything from scorn for engaging in combat, to painful, prolonged death in a mustard-gas clouded barrack.
Prickly-wicklies are also known to give people slugs,<ref>Sonichu #4, Page 7 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuSubE1P7.jpg]</ref> as opposted to their antithesis, fuzzy-wuzzies, which give people hugs.
{{clear}}

==External Links==
*[http://www.emotional-literacy.com/fuzzy.htm ''A Warm Fuzzy Tale''] The origin of ''Cold Pricklies''.

==References==
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Michael Snyder

2010-04-13T04:21:30Z

ArizonaBay:

{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder! '''JEW!'''|[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris being Chris]]}}
[[Image:2004 merchant of venice 008.jpg|thumb|Michael Snyder, the dirty Jew.]]
'''Michael Schneider''', also referred to by Chris as '''Michael Snyder''', is the manager at the Game Place and the hero responsible for banning Chris from the store. According to [[Chris]] he hated his guts (it's easy to see why). According to Chris, he's apparently Jewish because of his last name.

In his [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] video, Chris still clearly harbors resentment towards being banned, at one point adding the following annotation:

''"Why did you Hate My Guts, Michael Snyder; I had my Voluenteer Job with the Pokemon TCG League. What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!! You have my Number."''

This further confirms that, in Chris' eyes, anyone who makes Chris angry or doesn't give him what he wants must be a troll.

On 12 April 2010 [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris attempted to confront Michael]] in an attempt to get back into the Game Place. In Chris's anger, Chris ends up [[South Park|calling him a Jew]] as if it's an insult.
==See Also==
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] 
*[[Daniel Mimms]] 
*[[Lucas]] 

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{{People}}
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Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T03:20:32Z

ArizonaBay: /* Mimms' Input */

Well I tried to transcribe the audio. I got 30 seconds down...yeah I'm a lazy fuck. - SEGA Hikaru

Unless someone gets it done sooner, I'll transcribe this in about 8 hours when I get home. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: I can get it done presently. BITCH?! [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:: Okay, that's transcribed and tagged up. Michael Snyder fucking rules. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:10, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: It sounds to me like Michael says "He probably will" after Chrissy says he hopes God will forgive him. On the hypocrisy front, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's a capital offense to upload photos of Chris to the internet, but it's perfectly fine for him to upload surreptitious recordings of other people's private phone calls. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I thought I heard that to. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:06 P.M., 13 April 2010. (EST)
:: Yep, you're right, good catch. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
== Embracing his racism? ==

So, this year alone we have Chris calling Tito a nigger, and now yells "JEW" at someone IN PUBLIC. Has he finally accepted that he is a racist fuck? How much longer until he comes out as a homo? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

::*inb4 "nawt a forum!", but he does compare him to the trolls, so he might be under the assumption he can use racial slurs against trolls and troll-like individuals and not be called out as racist.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* that's a good observation there, Chris seems to think, that it's ok to call racial slur to trolls and people who have done "wrong" to him, and still be the good guy. Chris clearly as usual, didn't thought much before placing this video up on youtube before uploading it.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:40, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower-esque?==

I notice that we've added the personal information Chris posted, and I was wondering if we should treat things like the phone number with as much sensitivity as was done in the case of the Wallflower. I understand that he hasn't requested it's removal, but still. Your call. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:17, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Like I say, that's not Snyder's personal info, it's the address and number of the Game Place (which is in the yellow pages and on the store's website anyhow). That said, Chris may be committing some crime or another by trying to incite people to harass him. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think in this case the address and phone number posted are of the GAMe PLACe and not his personal home? I could be wrong though, if it is his personal info (how the fuck did Chris get that?) then yeah, my vote would be to remove it --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Google Street View shows the staples store that the Game Place is attached to. We're cool. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:42, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I don't know, THe GAMe PLACe's official website lists its phone number as (540) 948-4263. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Down==

SHIT. Video got pulled. Anyone got a copy for the CWCVille Library?? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Damn, I had just gone back to his channel to get it down, but I was too slow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

how much time was this video up anyway? i doubt anyone managed to make a copy of it, the CWCki should make a guide to download Chris's videos, so we have more people keeping back up.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I brought the page up at around 6-7 PM EDT. It went down at about 8:15 that same time. 2-3 hours. That's how fast the video went up and down. Yes, I think for the sake of preserving, a video needs to have a copy of it made if something causes it to go down.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I still have the page open for his video. Is there anyway I can save it from here?[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 00:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* You could save the page (If you're using Windows, go to File -> Save Page As, or press CTRL+S)? I don't think you'd be able to rip the video that way, but I think it might still play. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

And now apparently it's back up. Go figure. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC

I have it, if any of you guys need it. [[User:SwoopDaWoop|SwoopDaWoop]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

The Library hasn't uploaded it yet, so I did. [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OTWXKSZB Here's] a download of it too. (It's MegaUpload, sorry.) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Wow, the Clyde Cash the kid video was up for only a few minutes, and yet we couldn't save this one that was up for 2-3 hours. Thanks and grats to MewLime. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:I've got a copy on my computer just in case we lose our current one.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Have you noticed how fast he now removes his videos? It is clear that Chris acts like this in the hope of escaping the watchful eye of someone. Can we reefer him to another video site?[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:02, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's up for me. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:03 P.M., 12 April, 2010. (EST)
:This one got taken down by Youtube, not Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Wow, YouTube is trolling Chris! This is something new! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Actually it isn't, YouTube banned one of his older accounts because of a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|certain video]], he came back under IBA Chandler and I think we all know what happened next. So yes, in a sense it's not the first time YouTube has trolled him. [[User:Kei|Kei]] 01:27, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Sugar Ray song==

Made me fucking lol. I don't know why.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Illegal or not?==

So it appears to me we could have a legal situation on our hands. We need to figure this out. If we do we may have to delete the video although transcriptions might be safe. According to my research though, as long as you are part of the conversation yourself it is perfectly legal to record it. Only thing that he could be busted for is taping the phone call Snyder has. I am not sure. [[User:Ephemeral|Ephemeral]] 00:37, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Virginia's "wiretap" law allows you to tape a conversation without the other party's consent as long as it is in a public place. The court would probably consider The GAMe PLACe a public area without an expectation of privacy. But, just goes to show how close he is to committing a real crime and playing Kick the Autistic with Bubba --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**GAMe PLACe is a private business, not a public area. [[User:Lolwutermelon|Lolwutermelon]] 02:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

*Of course theres also the little matter of him droppingthe Game Place address and phone number and more or less telling/"suggesting" "his fans" to raid them on his behalf...--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 02:39, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris thinks its 2009==

In the intro, he says he was banned almost a year ago in 2008. This means he thinks it is 2009. Or maybe he can't tell time... --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 00:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think he did the same thing in a tape released around this same time last year - thought it was 2008 instead of 2009. Aw, well. In the words of Vivian Gee, HONOR ROLL MY ASS--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:50, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Wii Incident==
*What is Chris talking about when he mentions the Wii incident? This might be something worth finding out about. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I wondered that myself. The Mimms and Lucas Q&A mentions a time he brought his Wii in to play Brawl, but they don't say anything about Snyder having a problem with it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::* It's not so much an incident in that one time Chris wanted to use the big screen TV at the game place but mike wouldn't let him. then mike kicked him out I guess cuz chris was being stupid. This is all Chris remembers [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Note that==
* Chris isn't apologizing at all for his actions to mimms, he's just asking to get back because mimms is being a prick who doesn't lets chris in for no reason, when in reality mimms is just looking out for his business. Should someone contact mimms to get more info about this encounter?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't see much in the video that would suggest Mimms is in it, but I'll see if I can contact him if he might know any more about this. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 01:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::*I got a hold of Mimms over Facebook. I asked him if he knows anything more about this than what Chris recorded. I'll post whatever he knows. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:07, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think you're confusing Mimms for Michael. Mimms was a guy who went to the Game Place but he never worked there or any shit. Lucas already told his side of everything down below. Don't bother Mimms abuot this, everything's been told. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* It should also be noted that Rocky now officially has a copy of this video. I wonder how that will go over? Hmm. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 01:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*wait, how do you know that?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:34, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*/cwc/ some anon sent it to her--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:56, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**If I were rocky, I would delete every E-mail sent to me about Chris. But yeah, she probably watches his videos. It's likely she's seen this by now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:58, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**Rocky may not be the one watching his videos, she may not have been watching during the 2-3 hour interval where this video was up, and she deletes all emails she doesn't recognize.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mimms' Input==
*Just got a reply from Mimms sharing what he knows.
<blockquote>
"Not really. I mean, what else is there to know? Chris is antisemitic. He walked up to Mike while he was Fixing an RC car. The Audio is pretty much a tell all. Cops didnt make it there in time to fine him or arrest him for trespassing. I guess thats pretty much the extent of the 'unknowns'."
</blockquote>
Apparently the cops were called. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:16, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

*Chris was there, there's a recording of it. If there's a trespass order against Chris, the cops don't actually have to see him there. [[User:Lolwutermelon|Lolwutermelon]] 02:24, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Let's not get overzealous. We need to know three things
:1. Did Chris, beyond a shadow of a doubt, break Virgina law?
:2. Is this audio the evidence?
:3. If so, how do we get it to the cops?
:*Thank you and have a safe day, peace.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
** According to /cwc/, he was trespassing. That's $2500 or a year with Bubba. He's fucked. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 03:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T01:42:38Z

ArizonaBay: /* Wallflower-esque? */

Well I tried to transcribe the audio. I got 30 seconds down...yeah I'm a lazy fuck. - SEGA Hikaru

Unless someone gets it done sooner, I'll transcribe this in about 8 hours when I get home. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: I can get it done presently. BITCH?! [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:: Okay, that's transcribed and tagged up. Michael Snyder fucking rules. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:10, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: It sounds to me like Michael says "He probably will" after Chrissy says he hopes God will forgive him. On the hypocrisy front, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's a capital offense to upload photos of Chris to the internet, but it's perfectly fine for him to upload surreptitious recordings of other people's private phone calls. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I thought I heard that to. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:06 P.M., 13 April 2010. (EST)
:: Yep, you're right, good catch. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
== Embracing his racism? ==

So, this year alone we have Chris calling Tito a nigger, and now yells "JEW" at someone IN PUBLIC. Has he finally accepted that he is a racist fuck? How much longer until he comes out as a homo? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

::*inb4 "nawt a forum!", but he does compare him to the trolls, so he might be under the assumption he can use racial slurs against trolls and troll-like individuals and not be called out as racist.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* that's a good observation there, Chris seems to think, that it's ok to call racial slur to trolls and people who have done "wrong" to him, and still be the good guy. Chris clearly as usual, didn't thought much before placing this video up on youtube before uploading it.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:40, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower-esque?==

I notice that we've added the personal information Chris posted, and I was wondering if we should treat things like the phone number with as much sensitivity as was done in the case of the Wallflower. I understand that he hasn't requested it's removal, but still. Your call. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:17, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Like I say, that's not Snyder's personal info, it's the address and number of the Game Place (which is in the yellow pages and on the store's website anyhow). That said, Chris may be committing some crime or another by trying to incite people to harass him. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think in this case the address and phone number posted are of the GAMe PLACe and not his personal home? I could be wrong though, if it is his personal info (how the fuck did Chris get that?) then yeah, my vote would be to remove it --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Google Street View shows the staples store that the Game Place is attached to. We're cool. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:42, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Down==

SHIT. Video got pulled. Anyone got a copy for the CWCVille Library?? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Damn, I had just gone back to his channel to get it down, but I was too slow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

how much time was this video up anyway? i doubt anyone managed to make a copy of it, the CWCki should make a guide to download Chris's videos, so we have more people keeping back up.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I brought the page up at around 6-7 PM EDT. It went down at about 8:15 that same time. 2-3 hours. That's how fast the video went up and down. Yes, I think for the sake of preserving, a video needs to have a copy of it made if something causes it to go down.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I still have the page open for his video. Is there anyway I can save it from here?[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 00:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* You could save the page (If you're using Windows, go to File -> Save Page As, or press CTRL+S)? I don't think you'd be able to rip the video that way, but I think it might still play. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

And now apparently it's back up. Go figure. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC

I have it, if any of you guys need it. [[User:SwoopDaWoop|SwoopDaWoop]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

The Library hasn't uploaded it yet, so I did. [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OTWXKSZB Here's] a download of it too. (It's MegaUpload, sorry.) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Wow, the Clyde Cash the kid video was up for only a few minutes, and yet we couldn't save this one that was up for 2-3 hours. Thanks and grats to MewLime. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:I've got a copy on my computer just in case we lose our current one.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Have you noticed how fast he now removes his videos? It is clear that Chris acts like this in the hope of escaping the watchful eye of someone. Can we reefer him to another video site?[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:02, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's up for me. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:03 P.M., 12 April, 2010. (EST)
:This one got taken down by Youtube, not Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Wow, YouTube is trolling Chris! This is something new! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Actually it isn't, YouTube banned one of his older accounts because of a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|certain video]], he came back under IBA Chandler and I think we all know what happened next. So yes, in a sense it's not the first time YouTube has trolled him. [[User:Kei|Kei]] 01:27, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Sugar Ray song==

Made me fucking lol. I don't know why.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Illegal or not?==

So it appears to me we could have a legal situation on our hands. We need to figure this out. If we do we may have to delete the video although transcriptions might be safe. According to my research though, as long as you are part of the conversation yourself it is perfectly legal to record it. Only thing that he could be busted for is taping the phone call Snyder has. I am not sure. [[User:Ephemeral|Ephemeral]] 00:37, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Virginia's "wiretap" law allows you to tape a conversation without the other party's consent as long as it is in a public place. The court would probably consider The GAMe PLACe a public area without an expectation of privacy. But, just goes to show how close he is to committing a real crime and playing Kick the Autistic with Bubba --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris thinks its 2009==

In the intro, he says he was banned almost a year ago in 2008. This means he thinks it is 2009. Or maybe he can't tell time... --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 00:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think he did the same thing in a tape released around this same time last year - thought it was 2008 instead of 2009. Aw, well. In the words of Vivian Gee, HONOR ROLL MY ASS--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:50, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Wii Incident==
*What is Chris talking about when he mentions the Wii incident? This might be something worth finding out about. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I wondered that myself. The Mimms and Lucas Q&A mentions a time he brought his Wii in to play Brawl, but they don't say anything about Snyder having a problem with it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::* It's not so much an incident in that one time Chris wanted to use the big screen TV at the game place but mike wouldn't let him. then mike kicked him out I guess cuz chris was being stupid. This is all Chris remembers [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Note that==
* Chris isn't apologizing at all for his actions to mimms, he's just asking to get back because mimms is being a prick who doesn't lets chris in for no reason, when in reality mimms is just looking out for his business. Should someone contact mimms to get more info about this encounter?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't see much in the video that would suggest Mimms is in it, but I'll see if I can contact him if he might know any more about this. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 01:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* It should also be noted that Rocky now officially has a copy of this video. I wonder how that will go over? Hmm. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 01:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*wait, how do you know that?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:34, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

User:DublinFreshMilk

2010-03-30T04:00:44Z

ArizonaBay: Created page with 'You are an ass. Good day. ~~~~'

You are an ass. Good day. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 04:00, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-23T03:42:35Z

ArizonaBay:

'''03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 21 [[March 2010]] where he swears he will leave the Internet (again).

Chris has made similar promises before, most notably in his [[YouTube Finale]] video of 30 [[March 2009]]. Historically his departures have lasted around a week or two. His hiatus in [[November 2008]] was much longer, but that was only thanks to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. This hiatus, however, is notable in that it lasted a grueling ''thirty-six hours'' before Chris returned to the internet to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant| whine about voice actors on a shitty cartoon]].

This video gives off the air of some external influence — his comments about the value of fresh air and real social interaction are, most would agree, very un-Chris-like. Bits and pieces of Chris's speech, particularly the ones about "life, the sun, and the days you have to live" have a vague kinship to passages from the Bible, among other things, leading to the supposition that he might be echoing a church sermon. As yet, though, there's no "smoking gun" confirming that he didn't come up with this on his own.

If some beneficial force has managed to enter Chris's life and drive him in a more positive direction, well, so much the better. Following the advice he dispenses here could be the best thing that ever happened to him. Of course, considering [[Chris and hypocrisy|his track record]], it is unlikely that he will actually follow this advice.

However, his grip on reality is still only so strong. He remains wedded to the delusion that his [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright certificate]] for Sonichu means something (it doesn't), he thinks [[the Wallflower]] was his girlfriend (she wasn't), and he clings to the belief that his comics are commercially viable (they're not). Furthermore, he believes his absence caused the recent CWCipedia hijacking ([[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|it didn't]]).

==Watch==
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| Stardate = 21 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Surfshack Tito}} Surfshack Tito
| Shirt = [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png‎]] Vertical Red & Green Stripes
| previous = [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
| next = [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

== Transcript ==
March 21st, 20...10. I have noticed that my absence has, uh, brought on a bit of chaos, on the... [[CWCipedia]], and it has gone on beyond- behind my back. I have been depressed lately, because of my... cr- because of my [[The Wallflower|girlfriend]] having left me, because of the tor- because of what [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|this one guy]] did. He created that page, I know that. He tried to intrude my life. Once I find- once I find him, he will... be he- he will be [[Death threats|tortured bad]]. But aside from that, I have let my- I have let the trolls torture me because of my re- because of my real life... stories having been [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|leaked]] [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|on the internet]]. But now the chaos is going to be done. I have shared my [[nudes|stories]] and [[Rule 34|t-arts]] of my electric hedgehog Pokemon. I have established my own, on my own, my main oh- my power of [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|ownership]] as the [[Things Chris has ripped off|original]] creator and author. I have established (gasp)... so much, and learned a lot in socializing and dealing with the good, and the bad. But I am not the quit, I am not quitting, this-and the comic series will continue. But you'll have to wait until the comic book pages hit the stores, before it, in order for you to read more. I have already won, because I have learned so much. [[Chris and his Ego|I am famous worldwide]], and [[Chris and copyright|I own the main copyrights to everything about it]]. About [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the city of [[CWCville]] and everything therein. And I am going to take it a step further after this.

But first, I am making my- I am removing mys- I am removing myself from the internet. Because I have let- because I have put [[April 16 Fetish Vids|too much of my personal life]] online to be ridiculed so much. Let's see how you trolls plan to deal with me when I am not there to be dealt with! Even though [[Alec Benson Leary calls|I ignore your phone calls]] THAT'S ONE THING! And I will, and I, y'all do your treachery behind my back, your treachery and your mockery. But that chaos ends now, because I am going to enjoy [[Video games|real life]]. I do not need the internet, nobody needs the internet! They just need to enjoy real [[PS3|life]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|go out and socialize! Talk to people!]] [[E-mails]] are so yesterday! Going out and finding people to talk to, and talking to them face to face is always IN. So you can forget the damn [[Facebook]], and the [[MySpace]], and those other social sites, because the only true social site... is... all around you. At your [[Fashion Square Mall|shopping mall]]. At the [[homos|salons]], and [[Manchester High School|schools]], and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|colleges]]! Everywhere! Even at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|churches]], and [[Card games#Books-A-Million|bookstores]], the [[The GAMe PLACe|game stores]], the GameStops, everywhere all around you, is a social site. And you don't need a computer to access it. All you have to do, is just go outside, and eh- and see for yourself. And say "Hello." Internet is one thing to go talking to [[Molvania|another country]], but you don't need to be talking to [[Ivy|others in the country]], when you can talk to everybody else, around you locally. Because those are the most important people to you, the ones that are closest to you.

So I leave you all with tha- with those words, and it is not "Good-bye," but more like "See ya later." For me- for me and my Sonichu, Rosechu and everybody, because we will be back. And we don- but we don't need the online websites to... be famous anymore, [[Chris and reality|because we have established world]] [[Chris and English|famedom]]. We have established my ownership of everything therein. We have established the pow- the [[Honor roll|mental education]] of having to deal with the [[Vivian Gee|good]], and the [[Jack|bad]], and the [[Julie|worse]]. Damn trolls. Your bullying is not appreciated, even locally. So you can just take your bullyings, and bully yourselves. If you want to do- if you want- if you're bored, go work around the house. [[Sonichu's Edge|Go take a walk]]. 'Cause you don't need the internet. You don't need to [[Chris's room|stay cooped up inside]], you just need to go outside, and enjoy life, and the sun, and the days you have to live. I'm Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville, Virigina]]. Birthname [[Christopher]], Spanish nickname [[Ricardo]], original creator of the electric hedgehog [[Pokemon]], Sonichu and Rosechu, and the city of CWCville, [[Virginia]]. I bid you all, stay safe, and good day.

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Template:Da update

2010-03-21T19:42:37Z

ArizonaBay:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
* 21 March - Chris uploads a [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|video]] announcing that he is leaving the internet. Again.
* 17 March - Chris uploads a [[Happy Sonichu Day|video]] congratulating himself for ten years of Sonichu, tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates, and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|drops an N-Bomb on Tito]].
* 14 March - Chris [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|threatens]] Surfshack Tito with a knife, in a kilt. Later, he [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!| pleads]] with [[The_Wallflower|the wallflower]] to be his [[Boyfriend-free_girl|girlfriend]], and [[Chris and reality|reasons]] that she should sleep with him because his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.
* 10 March - Chris releases [[A message to the Trolls]], regarding trolls contacting his newest Gal-Pal, and later threatens to [[Don't Mess With Me|slit some throats]].
* 09 March - Chris releases a "Foretaste version" of a book on Twitter. According to him, it's being co-written by a "lady friend." He also releases a new ''LittleBigPlanet'' level to go along with it. This leads to the discovery of the identity of the [[The Wallflower|lady friend]] via her credited screen name.
* 04 March - Evan releases a [[:File:Evan responds to his death2.png|second email]] discussing his brutal killing.
* 03 March - Evan releases an [[:File:Evan responds to his death.png|email from Chris]] regarding his murder.
* 02 March - Chris posts [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|new]] videos. Neither of them mention his father.

('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')

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2010-03-21T19:40:05Z

ArizonaBay: Created page with 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIWkCXSgHeM'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIWkCXSgHeM

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2010-03-18T03:44:39Z

ArizonaBay:

{{quote|...cause that's what you deserve, you [[Chris and religion|goddamn,]] [[Megan|womanizing,]] [[Chris and Sex|raping,]] [[Rollin' and Trollin'|trolling,]] [[Autism|stupid,]] [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited]] [[Niggo|'''NIGGER!''']] |[[Chris]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|expressing his profound views on race relations]]. 17 [[March 2010]].}}

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2010-03-18T03:41:40Z

ArizonaBay:

{{quote|...cause that's what you deserve, you [[Chris and religion|goddamn,]] [[Megan|womanizing, raping,]] [[Rollin' and Trollin'|trolling,]] [[Autism|stupid,]] [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited]] [[Niggo|'''NIGGER!''']] |[[Chris]], [[Chris Drop the N-Bomb]], 17 [[March 2010]].}}

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2010-03-18T03:40:33Z

ArizonaBay:

{{quote|...cause that's what you deserve, you goddamn, womanizing, raping, trolling, stupid, pickle-suited [[Niggo|'''NIGGER!''']] |[[Chris]], [[Chris Drop the N-Bomb]], 17 [[March 2010]].}}

Talk:Chris Drops the N-Bomb

2010-03-18T03:31:34Z

ArizonaBay:

The TRANSCRIBING OF DEES BITCHES GIVES ME GREAT JOY. Also, someone rename this because it's current name is bad and unbearable.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:24, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

==Changing Names==

Any takers for "Chris Drop the N-Bomb"? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:28, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:Seconded. --[[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 03:29, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

==Front page quote==

I'd like to make his n-word drop the quote of the now on the front page, but I have absolutely no idea how to do that. Can someone help me out here? Can you direct me to the template? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 03:31, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

The Wallflower

2010-03-14T23:03:23Z

ArizonaBay: /* Anonymity */

{{Ongoing}}

[[Image:Westerm-Wallflower.jpg|thumb|right|Erysimum asperum, better known as the Western Wallflower.]]
"'''The Wallflower'''" aka Damian Antaria is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend Chris met some time around early 2010. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. In March 2010, she joined the long list of would-be sweethearts with whom Chris has failed to lose his hated virginity.

Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. There is evidence that the Wallflower has been made aware of the [[CWCki]], but given Chris's past record of making an absolute tit of himself in every way imaginable, it is not unrealistic to consider that Chris himself scared the Wallflower away with his pungent aroma of [[Chris and health#Hygiene|sweat]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]], and [[AXE]]. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those god damn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].

==References by Chris==
Exactly when Chris first met her is not clear. While he has jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he has only made oblique, passing references to her. (Also, less information has been forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she isn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)

The first signs of Chris's involvement with the Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January 2010, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."

In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris mentioned that he had met up and had sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 9 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather was based on this person.

It's not clear how far the relationship actually "progressed," however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start. He has no truck with the notion of "[[Friend zone|just friends]]." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the [[Common Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag. His [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!|abject plea to her]] from 14 March supports this supposition — in that video, Chris says that while they were acquainted, she told him she wasn't interested in a boyfriend.

==Breakup?==
[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]
When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself what a [[Chris and Race|racist]], [[Sex|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Monthly Tugboat|lazy]], [[Health|unhygienic]], [[Ego|narcissistic]], [[Hypocrisy|hypocritical]], [[naive]], and overall [[The Creepy Stare|creepy]] manchild Chris was. Despite this, one troll decided to fuck it all up and link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]]. He beats the shit out of himself and the air, pulls out a tiny little [[pocket knife]] and cuts the throat of his invisible enemy, making it seem as if he blames the loss of the Wallflower or some other troubles on his old nemesis Clyde.

On 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and appeared to shift the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. In between delivering [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|bizarre threats of violence]], Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal-pal. It is not clear why Chris believes he can accomplish this goal by donning a kilt, waving around a small knife, putting on a grotesque attempt at a Scottish accent, and generally presenting a hideous affront to the culture and people of an entire nation.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] (in a different shirt, suggesting he woke up in the early afternoon) where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name, and literally begged her to sleep with him because his life was so hard, and otherwise he would have to pay $100 for sex with a hooker.

==Anonymity==
Originally, this article intruded into parts of the Wallflower's life that had nothing to do with Chris, prompting her to request that the article be reworked to refer to her under a pseudonym and avoid direct references to her personal life and identity. The CWCki's administrators reasonably agreed.

Chris is convinced that this change took place because of the angry threats he made in his video of 10 March 2010, when in fact it had nothing to do with him. The changes to this page led him to believe that he could insist on sweeping edits to many other pages, which he listed in the 14 March 2010 Captain's Log update on the CWCipedia. Those demands were ignored.

Despite his (for once successful) attempts at having her docs removed from the internet, Chris continually drops her first name and pen-name in his videos, including [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|one]] which [[Fail|has it in the title]].

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T23:00:51Z

ArizonaBay:

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|right|I see London, I see France...]]
'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Racism|insulting]] and being completely incompetent with a knife.

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her '''FREAKING PEN NAME IN THE TITLE''', which is exactly how the trolls I.D.ed her in the first place.

The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honour of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words "laddy" and "lassy"), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. Then again, Chris was always [[War Paint Video|quite ignorant about other people's cultures]].

Chris appears to have taken a liking to waving a knife around in his videos. He probably thinks this is intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddling at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he rarely leaves his [[Chris's_room|room]], let alone his [[14_Branchland_Court|house]] also lowers the threat level considerably. Note that the [[medallion]] is still missing, but his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] makes an appearance at the end of the video.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|right|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]

[ [[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.] 
Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to [[The Wallflower#Anonymity|''*Censored by CWCki*'']] and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of [[The Wallflower#Anonymity|''*Censored by CWCki*'']].

Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way, 
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|his underwear]] quite clearly.''] 
Two ways...! 
[''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.''] 
...or three. 
[He tosses the knife off screen]

[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] 
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. 
[''He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] 
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! 
[''He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.''] 
And mah ring, man! 
{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

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Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T15:30:57Z

ArizonaBay:

'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], and being completely incompetent with a knife.

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}

===Transcript===

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|right|I see London, I see France...]]
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|right|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]

Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to H-Heather and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our Scarlet. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of Heather. 
Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way, 
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|his underwear]] quite clearly.''] 
Two ways...! 
[''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.''] 
...or three. 
[He tosses the knife off screen] 
[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] 
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today. 
[''He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] 
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! 
[''He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.''] 
And mah ring, man! 

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't_Mess_With_Me]]|nextlink=Current|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:CWCipedia

2010-03-11T02:37:16Z

ArizonaBay: /* Since Chris has found CWCki */

== A question ==
I'm not posting this on the CWCipedia itself, because, ahem, I'm unaware of the community rules of that site. It seems to me that [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Listusers Chris is the only real user] - shouldn't user registration and anonymous editing be disabled? ([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:FAQ#How_do_I_administrate.2Fmanage_user_rights.3F howto]) And why isn't Chris a Sysop? If one wants to test the MediaWiki's suitability, as this article claims, we should give the user a little bit more tools. =) Just don't give him Oversight. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:46, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

*CWCipedia is the wiki that only CWC can edit. Myself and Cogs share sysop privileges because Chris has no fucking clue how a wiki works and he sure as hell doesn't know how/want to do boring shit like categorize things, make templates, etc. (just like this wiki, lol).We've more or less told Chris "Chris! Here's a page like Wikipedia all to yourself and nobody can ban you or anything! Knock yourself out" There's a reason why this looks like his old website, it's because to him this is just the new incarnation of it.

:The idea that only Chris can edit it is so we here on CWCki have an accurate and public source that can be cited in articles and it's in a format that is easy for Chris to use and edit. The Wikipedia article was a goldmine of information, now Chris has an entire wiki to do this and he can go crazy with it.

:But yeah, there's no way to register for CWCipedia, and no one can edit anonymously. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:05, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
:: Ah, so the stuff ''is'' disabled. I was confused because the login button says "Login/Create account". I forgot that old MediaWiki version show that whether or not accounts can be created and didn't actually check if I can see a reg form. New MW versions just say "Login" if account creation is disabled. Oh well. Oh, and a side note - just a few days ago, I was wondering "what would happen if people hinted to Chris that Chris would probably be very welcome in Conservapedia (the wiki for Good Patriotic Christians)"... and boom, we suddenly got CWCkipedia. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 22:48, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

==A Concern==
I understand where you're coming from by giving Chris this tool, but considering the current issue of space, I wonder whether hosting it on the same 110mb account is wise. I noticed he's uploading his songs as you can see [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Imagelist here] which are going to eat up space really fast. He's also uploading the entire comic series at full resolution which unnecessarily violates the limit (is that even enabled on his side?) and if I'm not mistaken, we already have them on this side right? Duplicating these is also going to eat up a great deal of space as well.

Lastly, I hope you made sure he has a secure password. I don't know how many of the previous account hacks were done by individuals, but I'm sure this new Chris-only wiki will be a prime target for newfags wanting to prove their 1337 5k!11z. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 20:16, 31 July 2009 (CEST)
*Actually, we don't really have any of the comics here though cogs hosts an old mirror site of the old Sonichu.net circa November 2008. Cogs has reassured me that we do have enough space but if does become a serious issue with Chris, we'll subtly redirect the media links to RapidShare or some site like that.

:I'm not sure Chris really understands the concept of webspace. I know the concept of HD space isn't foreign to him, as he wishes they made bigger HDs for his PS3 so he can download more crap, but I'm guessing on his old space he got some unholy amount of space and since it was just him, he knocked himself out. He has a vague idea that Cogs hosts other sites but he assumes that Cogs can worry about space.

:Also, pretty much the way Chris's accounts were hacked where that they were either given to someone (in the form of "Hey Chris, can I have your password?" "SURE, IT'S ______ I LOVE YOU [X]!") or because Chris had an insanely easy password recovery question ("What is the name of your favorite pet?" "What is your favorite book?" and shit Chris has blabbed out over 9000 times). If someone tries to reset Chris's password, they'd have to get into ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com and that, my friend, will be tricky. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 1 August 2009 (CEST)

:*All right then, might I suggest having Chris set up a [http://www.mediafire.com MediaFire] account to put his music on. Someone could explain the site space limit like a memory card that only has 110mb and we need to stretch it as far as possible. MediaFire on the other hand is free and allows single files up 100mb with unlimited storage space and bandwidth. Plus he could set a custom url such as www.mediafire.com/CWC for people to go to to download his TRUE and HONEST works.
::But enough of me touting a sharing serice, what I came to mention is an error on the CWCipedia. I'm guessing the mistake of having the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_1 page 1 of Issue 10] next button linking to page 2 of Issue 0 is probably from copying the same template pages for each issue and just changing the links and this got missed. Anyway, my guess is Chris wouldn't know what's wrong and probably wouldn't notice it anyway so is there a page here dedicated to contacting the sysops regarding problems on the other side?
::Also, 110mb is a free hosting service right? if Chris realizes what else is being hosted on cogsdev, well, shit'll hit the fan big time. Maybe we should create a different domain for him, sort of a 'not putting all our eggs in one basket' type of situation. This way he won't be interfering with CWCki space. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 06:24, 1 August 2009 (CEST)
::*..And now he's gone and posted a link to the album page in his singstar challenge video *braces for whiteknights* --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 16:48, 1 August 2009 (CEST)

==A Reputable Source?==
Alright, so maybe we can't expect anything reliable from Chris's mouth, and he is lazy as all fuck, but his "In his own words" article references Ivy as his sweetheart in the present tense. I know that article in particular was a copy-paste job, but what are we really reading here? I've read survivalist neo-fascist manifestos that make more sense. On the other hand, we're getting all kinds of primo new bullshit material, so I guess it's a wash? [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 08:58, 8 August 2009 (CEST)
*Since this is a valid point, in general (how can we be sure of anything Chris says to be true?), I'll address it. There's some truth to what Chris says though. Stuff Chris says, however warped and twisted, is still more or less reputable because there's usually some truth compared to us assuming things or speculating. Point is, if we started to assume Chris wasn't a reputable source, then our CWCki would just be an entire wiki of people speculating shit and that's not encyclopedic.

:Yeah, Chris has a warped view of things where it comes to him, and in some cases he's too lazy to revise things. But there's usually some truth in what Chris says and so CWCipedia, is for the most part, a reputable source. But given Chris, it gives Chris's take on things, giving insight to how he views the world, and gives us impetus to double check with any outside information we have. For instance, Chris will babble on about how he was a volunteer gym leader at The Game Place and how everyone but Michael Snyder loved him and he was a positive influence. I actually managed to hunt down Mimms and asked him about this. Turns out Chris was a volunteer gym leader - for one week, when the regular guy was out. Otherwise, Chris was a liability and a pest at The Game Place.

:tl;dr - CWCipedia is the best new source of stuff straight from Chris and it gives us some insight into his head. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:22, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

== As quoted on main page... ==

: ''Also, THIS WEBSITE IS ON MY RESUME; if it is Down For The Count when the people at N.O.A. or Comic Book Company was trying to look it up, they may peg me for some kind of looney or something.'' (Chris to WikiAdmin)
Now we've seen one more face of Chris - that of an irate computer service customer. Can someone point out to Chris that he hasn't signed a service contract with Cogsdev, more importantly one that would include a [[wikipedia:Service level agreement|SLA]] clause? Uptime is not guaranteed unless it is formally agreed to be guaranteed. Chris reminds me of that anecdote about an irate small business owner: "I need to get this fixed now! Downtime on my e-commerce site means I'm losing hundreds of thousands of dollars of potential income every day!" - and when the admin checks the logs, he finds out the guy gets two visits a day on average. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:19, 25 August 2009 (CEST)

* Didn't think this own wiki gig would be so successful, but it is.The whole cwcipedia reeks of Chris's brand of stinking narcissistic man sauce. It makes me feel nauseous just reading it. Being an ass to the TRUE and ORIGINAL owner of the site isn't a real surprise to me since he has always felt entitled to everything he wanted and woe be to anyone who stands in his way. God I hate him so much. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 25 August 2009 (CEST)

== Retconning on CWCipedia ==

As others have likely noticed, Chris has actually retconned the names of characters based on people in real life on CWCipedia with crude edits. Mary Lee Walsh changed to Slaweel Ryam (or just Slaweel the Witch), Sarah Nicole Hammer changed to Nicole Rammer, and one of his sloppiest edits is of Hanna's name in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_1/Page_45 Sub-Episode 2, Page 45] where the white box he used to cover over the word Hanna now stretches into the monitor he's typing his whiny email into (replaced by the name 'Fandanna'). There's already a note on Mary Lee Walsh's page about the name change, but should we possibly record all the retconning he's done on CWCipedia within this article? [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 15:22, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
: In my opinion, put all retconning you spot to the respective articles, and also note that this retconning occurred in CWCipedia. CWCipedia is just one of Chris's forums and he's perfectly capable of retconning everywhere - what matters is that the source is mentioned if possible. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:03, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
*The retconning goes back to Miyamoto saga, when Miyamoto said that they couldn't make the game if the names of real people so Chris instead made up crazy ass names that sound vaguely familiar and/or spelled backwards to get around this. Definitely each article should mention it in each appropriate article, and maybe an overall article on why Chris retconned everything ([[The Great Retconning]] has a ring to it) and detail everything that was changed. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

== Honest content template ==

Since the "honest content" template is for gross shit (noods and the sex tape, etc) it doesn't seem like this article really should have it on here. I guess if the meaning of the template was expanded to mean "this is stuff Chris made" but I don't know. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 07:01, 16 November 2009 (CET)
*I think there's some wiggle room with the "honest" template, to include things Chris specifically says is "honest" like CWCipedia, his Wikipedia page, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 16 November 2009 (CET)

== Chris questioning the source of the page ==

As far as I can gather, Chris has never actually questioned the origin of the CWCipedia, nor the intents of Cogsdev, whom he basically treats like a program. I think it should be mention that this entire time Chris has been falling into the hands of the trolls and never once stopped to consider where exactly the whole thing came from. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 16:34, 20 November 2009 (CET)

==Idea: An article/section on the discussions between Chris and WikiSysop on CWCpedia==
I just read them, and many of them are pretty lulzy. Also, they offer a good insight into how Chris's mind works, at least concerning Internet and his wiki. Also, his infamous "Take those ads down!" cry is on there. Also, we have articles on Chris's e-mails and chats, and this thing is pretty similar. Also, it's just a fine example of epistolary genre :) What do you think? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 13:52, 24 November 2009 (CET)

:Chris's reactions to the new ads definitely should be mentioned. Link please! [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 06:34, 27 November 2009 (CET)

== Points of Interest ==

I think it would be nice if we included a list of notable sections of the CWCipedia, along with links to them, for people that aren't all that obsessive about Chris and would rather just see some of the highlights of his insanity in his own words. For starters, I think the comic should be listed, along with the letters. One article of particular interest is his Private villa of corrupted citizens article, which reads like the mad ramblings of a meth head. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:48, 30 November 2009 (CET)
*Also, the "Homosexuality" one, which starts with a huge pic of Chris himself smiling (I mentioned it in the [[Homos]] article) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 17:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)
*I think Crass has the right generic idea, perhaps an overview of the contents of the CWCipedia, and a "Best of..." with sample quotes from it. Obviously we need to focus "Best of" because we can't have the entirety of the CWCipedia in this article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:56, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== Idea: A Gallery of all the advertisements on CWCipedia ==

Today I noticed (at least) two more advertisements on CWCipedia. The one about Aspergers and Autism being on the same spectrum, and another which is an advert for pickles. What say you to a gallery of all the ones that are currently on, and new ones when they are inevitably added. It wouldn't be anything major or important, so it doesn't really deserve its own page, but maybe have a short paragraph about the advertising process on CWCipedia too? --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]] 11:41, 3 December 2009 (CET)

== Only few of the banners show up when I refresh CWCipedia ==

Is it supposed to be like that? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 20:38, 5 December 2009 (CET)

*I've noticed that too. I've only seen about 10% of the ads that are listed here. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
**It appears that one ad picture (presumably the Naïve Water one) has been replaced with the Duck one on CWCipedia. The URL it links to is britishbottledwater.co.uk or something along those lines, and its alt text is 'Drink Local!' --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]

== Ad links? ==

OK, so we have alt texts - but the ad list should definitely have links to the pages the ads point to, too... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:35, 6 December 2009 (CET)
*Good idea. Maybe make the comment to each image a link to the URL it's directed at? --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]

== Closed due to theft? ==

Uh yeah, about that. It looks open to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:55, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
* Editing is closed right now. We couldn't ever edit it anyway... I guess this will at least garner a video soon. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 07:44, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
** I'm excited to see what kind of tard rage he'll express about these events if he does make a video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:24, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm thinking he'll complain that he already said that he would remove Simonla. Given how much he disliked the ads, I think its safe to say he had intentions of actually doing it. Its fully within his rights of course, but I think Evan should have waited around for another few days for Chris to actually do it. If he hadn't closed the site then theres a good chance that Simonla would be killed off by tomorrow. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:09, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

== Hijacked by Pirates? ==

It would seem that trying to visit the CWCipedia redirects to some online pirate game.
Should we add this? Also, Expect much rage from Chris. [[User:ExplodingSims|ExplodingSims]] 04:35, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

:This is an unexpected twist. Yarr.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
:Methinks the Chandler household suffered a power outage as a result of the massive blizzard our region just had. I don't think our Chris-chan would rage-quit this easily. Or, he died shoveling snow... [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 04:47, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*A power outage wouldn't have taken out the site and redirected it to pirates. Something's up and I'm afraid that he might ragequit because of this.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:07, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** I was under the impression that ''we'' were the ones that did that, and this is just another attempt to lure him out, just like the Asperchu Ads were. The power outage would explain why he hasn't been around since last weekend. Sorta. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:14, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** Still, I worry that Chris will see that the site is gone and think "OH NO TROLLS GOT IT oh well I have to move on" and quit. Plus, part of the appeal of the CWCipedia is the "unhackable site" thing it has going. If Chris convinces himself that this wasn't a perfectly legal cease and desist, he'll lose faith in the sysop.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:20, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** I've been fearing the same thing I mean this might just push him to the point where he gives up and we'd lose all our fun.
** I doubt Chris would just quit. He'd make some butthurt video and move on. He'd still make videos. It would be sad to lose the CWCipedia though, that's like 60% of the fun.
** I just don't want to risk the chance of it happening. I say it be given back to him but with him showing simonla dying in the most painful way possible in the comic as a condition.[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::*Guys, please, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. There's other places to discuss the implications of this. In practical terms, however, Clyde (should) have a backup of CWCipedia so all the content can be archived here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:36, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

== Backups ==

[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NDPLW1Q4 Here] and [http://www.mediafire.com/?glfzwlivnnu here]. Everything here needs to be archived here on CWCki, srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:48, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

I'd rather give it back to Chris once he repents and all that.

== Moarlurk's Edits ==

Damm dey fine. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:CWCipedia

2010-03-11T02:34:15Z

ArizonaBay: /* Since Chris has found CWCki */

== A question ==
I'm not posting this on the CWCipedia itself, because, ahem, I'm unaware of the community rules of that site. It seems to me that [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Listusers Chris is the only real user] - shouldn't user registration and anonymous editing be disabled? ([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:FAQ#How_do_I_administrate.2Fmanage_user_rights.3F howto]) And why isn't Chris a Sysop? If one wants to test the MediaWiki's suitability, as this article claims, we should give the user a little bit more tools. =) Just don't give him Oversight. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:46, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

*CWCipedia is the wiki that only CWC can edit. Myself and Cogs share sysop privileges because Chris has no fucking clue how a wiki works and he sure as hell doesn't know how/want to do boring shit like categorize things, make templates, etc. (just like this wiki, lol).We've more or less told Chris "Chris! Here's a page like Wikipedia all to yourself and nobody can ban you or anything! Knock yourself out" There's a reason why this looks like his old website, it's because to him this is just the new incarnation of it.

:The idea that only Chris can edit it is so we here on CWCki have an accurate and public source that can be cited in articles and it's in a format that is easy for Chris to use and edit. The Wikipedia article was a goldmine of information, now Chris has an entire wiki to do this and he can go crazy with it.

:But yeah, there's no way to register for CWCipedia, and no one can edit anonymously. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:05, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
:: Ah, so the stuff ''is'' disabled. I was confused because the login button says "Login/Create account". I forgot that old MediaWiki version show that whether or not accounts can be created and didn't actually check if I can see a reg form. New MW versions just say "Login" if account creation is disabled. Oh well. Oh, and a side note - just a few days ago, I was wondering "what would happen if people hinted to Chris that Chris would probably be very welcome in Conservapedia (the wiki for Good Patriotic Christians)"... and boom, we suddenly got CWCkipedia. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 22:48, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

==A Concern==
I understand where you're coming from by giving Chris this tool, but considering the current issue of space, I wonder whether hosting it on the same 110mb account is wise. I noticed he's uploading his songs as you can see [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Imagelist here] which are going to eat up space really fast. He's also uploading the entire comic series at full resolution which unnecessarily violates the limit (is that even enabled on his side?) and if I'm not mistaken, we already have them on this side right? Duplicating these is also going to eat up a great deal of space as well.

Lastly, I hope you made sure he has a secure password. I don't know how many of the previous account hacks were done by individuals, but I'm sure this new Chris-only wiki will be a prime target for newfags wanting to prove their 1337 5k!11z. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 20:16, 31 July 2009 (CEST)
*Actually, we don't really have any of the comics here though cogs hosts an old mirror site of the old Sonichu.net circa November 2008. Cogs has reassured me that we do have enough space but if does become a serious issue with Chris, we'll subtly redirect the media links to RapidShare or some site like that.

:I'm not sure Chris really understands the concept of webspace. I know the concept of HD space isn't foreign to him, as he wishes they made bigger HDs for his PS3 so he can download more crap, but I'm guessing on his old space he got some unholy amount of space and since it was just him, he knocked himself out. He has a vague idea that Cogs hosts other sites but he assumes that Cogs can worry about space.

:Also, pretty much the way Chris's accounts were hacked where that they were either given to someone (in the form of "Hey Chris, can I have your password?" "SURE, IT'S ______ I LOVE YOU [X]!") or because Chris had an insanely easy password recovery question ("What is the name of your favorite pet?" "What is your favorite book?" and shit Chris has blabbed out over 9000 times). If someone tries to reset Chris's password, they'd have to get into ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com and that, my friend, will be tricky. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 1 August 2009 (CEST)

:*All right then, might I suggest having Chris set up a [http://www.mediafire.com MediaFire] account to put his music on. Someone could explain the site space limit like a memory card that only has 110mb and we need to stretch it as far as possible. MediaFire on the other hand is free and allows single files up 100mb with unlimited storage space and bandwidth. Plus he could set a custom url such as www.mediafire.com/CWC for people to go to to download his TRUE and HONEST works.
::But enough of me touting a sharing serice, what I came to mention is an error on the CWCipedia. I'm guessing the mistake of having the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_1 page 1 of Issue 10] next button linking to page 2 of Issue 0 is probably from copying the same template pages for each issue and just changing the links and this got missed. Anyway, my guess is Chris wouldn't know what's wrong and probably wouldn't notice it anyway so is there a page here dedicated to contacting the sysops regarding problems on the other side?
::Also, 110mb is a free hosting service right? if Chris realizes what else is being hosted on cogsdev, well, shit'll hit the fan big time. Maybe we should create a different domain for him, sort of a 'not putting all our eggs in one basket' type of situation. This way he won't be interfering with CWCki space. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 06:24, 1 August 2009 (CEST)
::*..And now he's gone and posted a link to the album page in his singstar challenge video *braces for whiteknights* --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 16:48, 1 August 2009 (CEST)

==A Reputable Source?==
Alright, so maybe we can't expect anything reliable from Chris's mouth, and he is lazy as all fuck, but his "In his own words" article references Ivy as his sweetheart in the present tense. I know that article in particular was a copy-paste job, but what are we really reading here? I've read survivalist neo-fascist manifestos that make more sense. On the other hand, we're getting all kinds of primo new bullshit material, so I guess it's a wash? [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 08:58, 8 August 2009 (CEST)
*Since this is a valid point, in general (how can we be sure of anything Chris says to be true?), I'll address it. There's some truth to what Chris says though. Stuff Chris says, however warped and twisted, is still more or less reputable because there's usually some truth compared to us assuming things or speculating. Point is, if we started to assume Chris wasn't a reputable source, then our CWCki would just be an entire wiki of people speculating shit and that's not encyclopedic.

:Yeah, Chris has a warped view of things where it comes to him, and in some cases he's too lazy to revise things. But there's usually some truth in what Chris says and so CWCipedia, is for the most part, a reputable source. But given Chris, it gives Chris's take on things, giving insight to how he views the world, and gives us impetus to double check with any outside information we have. For instance, Chris will babble on about how he was a volunteer gym leader at The Game Place and how everyone but Michael Snyder loved him and he was a positive influence. I actually managed to hunt down Mimms and asked him about this. Turns out Chris was a volunteer gym leader - for one week, when the regular guy was out. Otherwise, Chris was a liability and a pest at The Game Place.

:tl;dr - CWCipedia is the best new source of stuff straight from Chris and it gives us some insight into his head. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:22, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

== As quoted on main page... ==

: ''Also, THIS WEBSITE IS ON MY RESUME; if it is Down For The Count when the people at N.O.A. or Comic Book Company was trying to look it up, they may peg me for some kind of looney or something.'' (Chris to WikiAdmin)
Now we've seen one more face of Chris - that of an irate computer service customer. Can someone point out to Chris that he hasn't signed a service contract with Cogsdev, more importantly one that would include a [[wikipedia:Service level agreement|SLA]] clause? Uptime is not guaranteed unless it is formally agreed to be guaranteed. Chris reminds me of that anecdote about an irate small business owner: "I need to get this fixed now! Downtime on my e-commerce site means I'm losing hundreds of thousands of dollars of potential income every day!" - and when the admin checks the logs, he finds out the guy gets two visits a day on average. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:19, 25 August 2009 (CEST)

* Didn't think this own wiki gig would be so successful, but it is.The whole cwcipedia reeks of Chris's brand of stinking narcissistic man sauce. It makes me feel nauseous just reading it. Being an ass to the TRUE and ORIGINAL owner of the site isn't a real surprise to me since he has always felt entitled to everything he wanted and woe be to anyone who stands in his way. God I hate him so much. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 25 August 2009 (CEST)

== Retconning on CWCipedia ==

As others have likely noticed, Chris has actually retconned the names of characters based on people in real life on CWCipedia with crude edits. Mary Lee Walsh changed to Slaweel Ryam (or just Slaweel the Witch), Sarah Nicole Hammer changed to Nicole Rammer, and one of his sloppiest edits is of Hanna's name in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_1/Page_45 Sub-Episode 2, Page 45] where the white box he used to cover over the word Hanna now stretches into the monitor he's typing his whiny email into (replaced by the name 'Fandanna'). There's already a note on Mary Lee Walsh's page about the name change, but should we possibly record all the retconning he's done on CWCipedia within this article? [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 15:22, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
: In my opinion, put all retconning you spot to the respective articles, and also note that this retconning occurred in CWCipedia. CWCipedia is just one of Chris's forums and he's perfectly capable of retconning everywhere - what matters is that the source is mentioned if possible. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:03, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
*The retconning goes back to Miyamoto saga, when Miyamoto said that they couldn't make the game if the names of real people so Chris instead made up crazy ass names that sound vaguely familiar and/or spelled backwards to get around this. Definitely each article should mention it in each appropriate article, and maybe an overall article on why Chris retconned everything ([[The Great Retconning]] has a ring to it) and detail everything that was changed. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

== Honest content template ==

Since the "honest content" template is for gross shit (noods and the sex tape, etc) it doesn't seem like this article really should have it on here. I guess if the meaning of the template was expanded to mean "this is stuff Chris made" but I don't know. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 07:01, 16 November 2009 (CET)
*I think there's some wiggle room with the "honest" template, to include things Chris specifically says is "honest" like CWCipedia, his Wikipedia page, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 16 November 2009 (CET)

== Chris questioning the source of the page ==

As far as I can gather, Chris has never actually questioned the origin of the CWCipedia, nor the intents of Cogsdev, whom he basically treats like a program. I think it should be mention that this entire time Chris has been falling into the hands of the trolls and never once stopped to consider where exactly the whole thing came from. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 16:34, 20 November 2009 (CET)

==Idea: An article/section on the discussions between Chris and WikiSysop on CWCpedia==
I just read them, and many of them are pretty lulzy. Also, they offer a good insight into how Chris's mind works, at least concerning Internet and his wiki. Also, his infamous "Take those ads down!" cry is on there. Also, we have articles on Chris's e-mails and chats, and this thing is pretty similar. Also, it's just a fine example of epistolary genre :) What do you think? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 13:52, 24 November 2009 (CET)

:Chris's reactions to the new ads definitely should be mentioned. Link please! [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 06:34, 27 November 2009 (CET)

== Points of Interest ==

I think it would be nice if we included a list of notable sections of the CWCipedia, along with links to them, for people that aren't all that obsessive about Chris and would rather just see some of the highlights of his insanity in his own words. For starters, I think the comic should be listed, along with the letters. One article of particular interest is his Private villa of corrupted citizens article, which reads like the mad ramblings of a meth head. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:48, 30 November 2009 (CET)
*Also, the "Homosexuality" one, which starts with a huge pic of Chris himself smiling (I mentioned it in the [[Homos]] article) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 17:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)
*I think Crass has the right generic idea, perhaps an overview of the contents of the CWCipedia, and a "Best of..." with sample quotes from it. Obviously we need to focus "Best of" because we can't have the entirety of the CWCipedia in this article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:56, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== Idea: A Gallery of all the advertisements on CWCipedia ==

Today I noticed (at least) two more advertisements on CWCipedia. The one about Aspergers and Autism being on the same spectrum, and another which is an advert for pickles. What say you to a gallery of all the ones that are currently on, and new ones when they are inevitably added. It wouldn't be anything major or important, so it doesn't really deserve its own page, but maybe have a short paragraph about the advertising process on CWCipedia too? --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]] 11:41, 3 December 2009 (CET)

== Only few of the banners show up when I refresh CWCipedia ==

Is it supposed to be like that? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 20:38, 5 December 2009 (CET)

*I've noticed that too. I've only seen about 10% of the ads that are listed here. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
**It appears that one ad picture (presumably the Naïve Water one) has been replaced with the Duck one on CWCipedia. The URL it links to is britishbottledwater.co.uk or something along those lines, and its alt text is 'Drink Local!' --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]

== Ad links? ==

OK, so we have alt texts - but the ad list should definitely have links to the pages the ads point to, too... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:35, 6 December 2009 (CET)
*Good idea. Maybe make the comment to each image a link to the URL it's directed at? --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]

== Closed due to theft? ==

Uh yeah, about that. It looks open to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:55, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
* Editing is closed right now. We couldn't ever edit it anyway... I guess this will at least garner a video soon. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 07:44, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
** I'm excited to see what kind of tard rage he'll express about these events if he does make a video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:24, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm thinking he'll complain that he already said that he would remove Simonla. Given how much he disliked the ads, I think its safe to say he had intentions of actually doing it. Its fully within his rights of course, but I think Evan should have waited around for another few days for Chris to actually do it. If he hadn't closed the site then theres a good chance that Simonla would be killed off by tomorrow. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:09, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

== Hijacked by Pirates? ==

It would seem that trying to visit the CWCipedia redirects to some online pirate game.
Should we add this? Also, Expect much rage from Chris. [[User:ExplodingSims|ExplodingSims]] 04:35, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

:This is an unexpected twist. Yarr.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
:Methinks the Chandler household suffered a power outage as a result of the massive blizzard our region just had. I don't think our Chris-chan would rage-quit this easily. Or, he died shoveling snow... [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 04:47, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*A power outage wouldn't have taken out the site and redirected it to pirates. Something's up and I'm afraid that he might ragequit because of this.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:07, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** I was under the impression that ''we'' were the ones that did that, and this is just another attempt to lure him out, just like the Asperchu Ads were. The power outage would explain why he hasn't been around since last weekend. Sorta. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:14, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** Still, I worry that Chris will see that the site is gone and think "OH NO TROLLS GOT IT oh well I have to move on" and quit. Plus, part of the appeal of the CWCipedia is the "unhackable site" thing it has going. If Chris convinces himself that this wasn't a perfectly legal cease and desist, he'll lose faith in the sysop.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:20, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** I've been fearing the same thing I mean this might just push him to the point where he gives up and we'd lose all our fun.
** I doubt Chris would just quit. He'd make some butthurt video and move on. He'd still make videos. It would be sad to lose the CWCipedia though, that's like 60% of the fun.
** I just don't want to risk the chance of it happening. I say it be given back to him but with him showing simonla dying in the most painful way possible in the comic as a condition.[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::*Guys, please, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. There's other places to discuss the implications of this. In practical terms, however, Clyde (should) have a backup of CWCipedia so all the content can be archived here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:36, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

== Backups ==

[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NDPLW1Q4 Here] and [http://www.mediafire.com/?glfzwlivnnu here]. Everything here needs to be archived here on CWCki, srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:48, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

I'd rather give it back to Chris once he repents and all that.

== Since Chris has found CWCki ==

Blanking convos. We can't let this shit get out.

Just wanted to make that clear. I'll delete this too in a few minutes. Moarlurk's edits are good.

Can i get some confirmation? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 02:34, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Surfshack Tito (video)

2010-03-03T05:35:38Z

ArizonaBay: /* Transcription */

'''Surfshak Tito.MOV''' is a rather odd video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 02 [[March 2010]]. In it he threatens some enigmatic Character named Surfshack Tito, who is probably one of the many trolls that plague his existence.
==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Surfshack Tito.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|3BpXubqmxEg}}
| Stardate = 02 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Television.png]] Television
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[02 March 2010]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}</center>

===Transcription===

Surfshack Tito! [''Chris makes a quizzical face, and speaks in a high-pitched voice''] I know you!

[''Dramatic glasses removal'']

You'll get yours in your dreams- your- in your nightmares. [''makes an [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Execution and effect|odd, one-fingered gesture]]''] Pshew!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[02 March 2010]]|nextlink=Current|}}

[[Category:Videos]]

Talk:PS3 Tutorial for my fans

2010-02-25T01:31:08Z

ArizonaBay: Created page with 'Well hey, at least I made the page. ~~~~'

Well hey, at least I made the page. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Template:Da update

2010-02-25T01:28:05Z

ArizonaBay:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
* 24 February - Chris releases [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|another video]] with his secret mystery guest.
* 24 February - Chris releases a new video, [[Magical Man Potion]], which features a very special guest star.
* 24 February - Chris transforms from a 27 year old virgin, into a 28 year old one.
* 23 February - Chris launches Christian Love Day with an [[Christian Love Day (video)|opening video]].
* 18 February - An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] phone conversation between Alec and Chris is leaked.
* 14 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is back to normal, but with adverts for (and a fantastically gory new page from) [[Fan:Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]].
* 13 February - Evan releases [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler the Simonla death pages].
* 12 February - The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is brought back from the dead; however, it is currently only a page of Alec's Sonichu Revolution.

('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')

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PS3 Tutorial for my fans

2010-02-25T01:27:05Z

ArizonaBay:

NEW VID NEGROES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdm0GHgvoGw

PS3 Tutorial for my fans

2010-02-25T01:26:04Z

ArizonaBay: Created page with 'NEW VID NEGROES'

NEW VID NEGROES

Christian Love Day (video)

2010-02-24T05:35:49Z

ArizonaBay:

"'''Christian Love Day'''" is a video uploaded on 23 [[February 2010]] to commemorate Christian's [[Chris and his Ego|self-created holiday]], which just happens to fall on his birthday.

It should be noted that his speech is copied from the movie ''Independence Day''.

The quality of the footage in this Log is decidedly clear, perhaps the clearest we've ever seen Chris, suggesting that he may have received a new camera for his birthday. Furthermore, it appears that [[Snorlax|someone]] [[Bob|else]] is holding the camera.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Love Day
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ibYDweI1e6c}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 23 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Saga = N/A
| previous = [[9 February 2010]]
| next = [[Christian Love Day|Current]]
}} </center>

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Christian Love Day (video)

2010-02-24T05:34:35Z

ArizonaBay:

"'''Christian Love Day'''" is a video uploaded on 23 [[February 2010]] to commemorate Christian's [[Chris and his Ego|self-created holiday]], which just happens to fall on his birthday.

It should be noted that his speech is copied from the movie ''Independence Day''.

The quality of the footage in this Log is decidedly clear, perhaps the clearest we've ever seen Chris. Furthermore, it appears that [[Snorlax|someone]] [[Bob|else]] is holding the camera.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Love Day
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ibYDweI1e6c}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 23 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Saga = N/A
| previous = [[9 February 2010]]
| next = [[Christian Love Day|Current]]
}} </center>

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Mailbag 58

2010-02-20T17:10:46Z

ArizonaBay:

'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 February 2010. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent [[Wikipedia:Anton LaVey|Anton LaVey's]] Church of Satan.

==Awaiting Answers==

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Reimu Hakurei|Reimu Hakurei]] <diochromatic.butterfly@gmail.com>
Dear Chris, I recently lost my job and I barely have any money to pay rent. It's hard to even find a decent job especially in this economy. My local newspaper didn't even have anything in their Classified section, that's just sad!. I'm not on welfare because I don't like the idea of using other people's money. I considered becoming a stripper because I make as much as people throw money my way but I don't like the idea of men leering at me with their eyes. What should I do?}}

[[Image:Guilmonpic.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL DIGIMON (DO NOT STEAL!)]]

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda|Takato Matsuda]] <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>
Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a digimon. I named him Guilmon! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand drawn and hand colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in 2 colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.

Bye!

http://i45.tinypic.com/25qat95.jpg}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Sam Beckett|Sam Beckett]] <quantumleap85@rocketmail.com>
Sonichu and Rosechu both call you father. That makes them brother and sister. Incest is wrong, Chris. It's sick, your comic is sick, and you're sick.}}

{{Email|From: majickwithouttears@disciples.com
I noticed that your birthday is coming up! Happy birthday! [[Wikipedia:Church of Satan|My church]] taught me that one's birthday is the most important holiday of all. Would you agree with this?

And what do you have planned for your birthday? Are you going to have a big party or just a small celebration? What's on your wishlist?}}

{{Email|From: Billy Bob <tehpwnzorbob@googlemail.com>
Hey Chris, I just saw Kel's team on the CWCipedia and realised that it had some obvious weaknesses to fighting, rock and ground, some of the most common attacking types. Naturally, seeing as you have spent so long playing Pokemon and are so skilled, your team must be far superior, without these amateurish weaknesses. Would you mind telling me what your team is (if you have one), and if you're good, do you want to battle some time? We can do it over Shoddy Battle or something.
Thanks!}}

{{Email|From: Jamie A. <hightechlowlife@hotmail.com>
As much as I enjoy your comic and youtube updates, I (and a few fellow fans I've chatted with) have been kind of disappointed at the neglect you've been showing your Juggalo fanbase.

Juggalos are a family and we support you, but it would be nice to get a shout out from you every now and again too. Any plans to introduce a Juggalo Sonichu or at least break out the face paint again in the future?

Thanks!

-Jamie}}

{{Email|From: thecozumel@usa.com
Hey, when will Sailor Megtune return to the comic? She was my favorite character and I hate that she hasn't been in the comic since forever.}}

{{Email|From: crossbluegrey@writeme.com
My grandfather recently had to be put on adult diapers. What adult diapers do you use and recommend?}}

{{Email|From: socalledgelett@bikerider.com
You once said that you aren't interested in dating people with mental handicaps. Is this still true? If so, don't you think that makes you a hypocrite? After all, you have one.}}

{{Email|From: pagan666@atheist.com
My friends at the Church of Satan and I love Sonichu. Our favorite thing about it is all the black majick you practice. We love the Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha. Can you teach us how to perform this curse in a future video? We would really appreciate that.

Also, how did you manage to bring your dead dog back to life? We've tried everything from sacrificing goats to virgin blood, but nothing will bring my Poochie back. What's the trick?

Hail Satan!}}

{{Email|From: Peter Joseph Arthur Wellington <pjawellington@hotmail.co.uk>
Greetings Mr Christian Weston Chandler.
I want to reassure you first of all that I am a big fan of yours and that I really appreciate your comics. I want to draw your attention to a pretty serious matter though.

You claim to be a descendent to Anne Boleyn, but Anne Boleyn only had one child - Elizabeth Tudor, also known as Queen Elizabeth I of England. Her Majesty quite famously remained a virgin her entire life, something that we British people are very proud of. In fact we are so proud of her virginity that we named a part of America after it in honour of it: Virginia.

The state in which you live in is proof enough that you cannot be related to Queen Elizabeth I or Anne Boleyn. If you continue to say that you are, you will be tarnishing the good name of our most popular historic ruler. You are upsetting a lot of English people and causing them a great deal of stress and offence, and so I advise you to drop this foolish claim that any English person knows cannot be true.

I do not wish to cause you stress or offence Mr Chandler, but you need to be warned that you are causing the millions of British people worldwide undue amounts of mental trauma and disrespect.}}

{{Email|From: Super Greg <super_greg_ownsya_mom@hotmail.com>
Hey Chris-Chan. Big fan! I love all the content you've been putting out lately, but I was wondering about something.

How come you stopped making videos displaying your grand amounts of strength? I found them very inspiring and I wish there were more. Maybe make some with you doing sit ups or jumping jacks or any other various exercises. Thanks.}}

{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>
Chris,

I actually haven't smoked pot for years and years. It's kind of silly that you assume I'm some kind of huge drug addict just because of my comic strip's subject matter. It would be like me assuming that you're actually a mayor of a city full of Pokemon and Transformers because that's what you write about in your comic.

Now that I think about it, do YOU smoke pot? It would explain the laziness, your weight, why you sit around playing video games all day, and your idea about cartoons being real in another dimension. Not that I have anything against pot, I just think people shouldn't blow their welfare money on drugs (video games, too).

Also, I'm finishing the Sonichu Christmas story. Mine is a lot more "true and original" than anything you've written. In mine, Sonichu and Rosechu live in a cheap motel and sell their bodies for crystal meth. I'm doing it now because real artists complete seasonal things months in advance, instead of waiting until mid-December to start working on Christmas stuff. Oh, and in your Christmas story nothing interesting or important happens, so there's no reason to read it. Your fans will enjoy my version much, much more. The opening pages are available on the Asperpedia, along with other comics that don't suck.

Sean}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kaiser Wilhelm|Kaiser Wilhelm]] <worldwarfun@gmail.com>
Why did you say Moon-Pals isn't any good because it's a parody? Sonichu is a parody of Sonic and Pokemon.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Chris and reality

2010-02-14T19:02:49Z

ArizonaBay:

'''Reality''' is the universe from which [[Chris]] is quite detached. While most fiction operates on the assumption that the fictional world is in some way separate from that which actually exists, for Chris such lines are difficult to grasp. While some might assume Chris is exploring meta-fictional devices, he is nowhere near that clever. He's just too stupid to get reality straight.

==The mechanics of the CWCiverse==
As experts understand it, [[CWCville]] exists outside the confines of normal spacetime; a pocket universe with principal access located through a Narnia-esque portal made of a [[Wikipedia:Dance Dance Revolution|DDR]] pad in Chris's room (why he has a DDR pad in the first place when he has no coordination or stamina is a mystery). CWCville exists as a Utopia (by Chris's standards), located in Virginia, but not in any tangible sense. The geography of CWCville is incomprehensible by normal means, and it is speculated that only idiot rationale can make sense of this paradox.

Here it is important to remember that by Chris's standards, CWCville is 100% real. When confronted about it, he will acknowledge that CWCville is imaginary, but it is real to him.{{cite}}

In the comic — and within Chris's mind — the citizens of his imaginary universe operate with an understanding of the world outside their own. [[Sonichu]] was born of an unholy union and bizarre pseudo-scientific and fantasy bullshit (as in any good sci-fi story, radiation can do anything!) involving Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, radiation, and a rainbow. He is also the fictional creation and figurative "son" of Chris (despite being of a different species), and is aware of this fact, referring to Chris as his "Father". Theoretically, this should also make Chris the "father" of [[Rosechu]] (and, in fact, Rosechu as well occasionally refers to Chris as "Father", or, more often, "Papa"), but either Chris hasn't given that much thought to the implications of what he writes, or he does not wish to dwell on the obvious [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|incestuous undertones]].

This duality extends to the sentience of CWCville's fictional inhabitants. They are Chris's inventions and act at his bidding, yet he <s>often acts as if he</s> '''fully believes''' they are real, self-willed beings: "I don't have to Justify Sonichu and Rosechu; they can take of that themselves."<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref>

===Documentary or fictional fiction?===
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|And you thought [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|the straw]] was the worst part, just think of the implications...]]

Defining [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics|Sonichu Canon]] is a difficult prospect. [[Christian_Weston_Chandler_(comic_character)|Chris]] (the character) exists not only as Mayor of CWCville, but as writer of the comic depicting its own reality, his Mary Sue, and as creator of the universe. A given character exists in varying states of self-awareness. On one hand, Sonichu is having his real life adventures, but will at other times speak of discussions with fans, ''within continuity''.<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_38</ref>

It's not just the comics that define CWCville. Even Chris's spoken words have the power, in his mind, to reshape his fantasy world in a way that has lasting consequences. It was only with some reluctance that he obeyed [[BlueSpike]]'s order to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] the new mayor, and he subsequently wrote and drew entire pages of the comic intended to reverse the effect of what a sane person would consider meaningless nonsense.

In one sub-episode,<ref>[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_7:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target.22]]</ref> Chris incorporates his own misadventures into his fictional universe through the use of a [[Get-Tar Region|stand-in location]]. Within what can only reasonably assumed to be Chris's comic universe, Chris spends his time drawing his comic universe.

Things took an even sharper turn in the land of insanity with [[Sonichu 10]], where chris addresses the world of [[Asperchu]]. In the Asperchu series, the [[Chaotic Combo]] appeared, though with some changes (the most notable being that [[Wild Sonichu]] is now dating [[Simonchu]] instead of [[Simonla]], as per [[Evan]]'s wishes.) As the comic is hosted on its own wiki, with a regular update schedule, and with fans contantly pestering him about it, the comic essentially seemed as "real" to Chris as his own Sonichu comics. As such he felt the need, in his own series, to clarify that the characters in [[Asperchu|Alec]]'s comic were, in fact, a completely different set of Sonichus and Rosechus that were forced into imitating the Chaotic Combo against their will. Using [[Ultra Sonichu]], he "cures" them of their various problems (in particular, Asperchu's [[Asperger's Syndrome]]), and gives them all a makeover. At this point he then expects Alec to take these events as canon and completely change his own series to accommodate Chris's ridiculous ideas (similar to [[Sonichu 9]], where Chris recreated [[timmys1984]]'s fan promo, and expected the slight changes he added to be implemented to the animations).

It's entirely possible that Chris feels the need to recognize these other comics, because not treating them as "real" (in a sense), makes it more difficult for him to perceive CWCville as "real".

Chris himself, however, isn't above stealing other peoples' characters for his own nefarious purposes. In [[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!|correspondence with Evan]], Chris comes up with the mad concept that Simonchu (Evan's original character) had traveled to CWCville in an attempt to take his "sister" Simonla back to ECGville (Simonchu's hometown), but was defeated by Wild Sonichu. It's hard to tell what is more shocking: the fact that Chris felt the need to justify Simonla's fictional presence via the fictional conflict with Simonchu, or the blatant [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in misusing another person's character to push his own agenda. The irony is that Evan's main question is if Chris thinks CWCville is real, which this diatribe answered very clearly.

Chris furthers his insanity in an update to his [[CWCipedia]] entry on [[Simonla]].

{{Quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story. | Chris, on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Simonla_Rosechu Simonla]}}

Somewhere in his frustration with Evan's reasonable requests, Chris decided he could retcon ''real life'', by pretending to have forgotten he made up Simonla on his own. Why he had ever credited Evan in the first place is beyond question. Chris has the power to [[Chris and his Ego|dictate reality]].

===The fantasy===
It's clear to anyone with eyes that CWCville only exists as a crutch for Chris's warped psyche. While Chris feels the need to retreat to his womb-like room, he cannot totally withdraw from his need for social interaction. Therefore, CWCville becomes an extension of his personal world, more real to Chris than what he sees as a world out to [[Kick the Autistic]]. He retreats from a world where he has no control to a world where he has total control, a world defined by his whims. In his world, he can decide the laws and mores of the citizens. In his world, he can stalk and loiter to his heart's content.

While many children fantasize about being President or ruling their own city, as they get older, they realize that without the dedication, drive, and personality, it's not very fun having so much responsibility. For Chris, "responsibility" isn't in his vocabulary. All that the mayor does is have power, paying no heed to the well-being of the town's citizens, economy, or education. Just pure power. He set the rules and to hell with anyone who disobeys him. You know what they say about how power corrupts even the best people…

===Video games===
The CWCiverse is populated by video game characters. Sometimes, however, these characters ''know'' they are video game characters:

* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] dodging right and left with button presses in [[Sonichu Special 1]]
* [[Jiggliami]] referring to Blanca as "the [[Guitar Hero]] of this stage" in [[Sonichu 8]]
* [[Darkbind]] "leveling up with experience by practicing his swordmanship" in [[Sonichu 9]]
* …and let's not forget the whole confusing [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] trading card game bullshit in [[Sonichu 5]].

Normally, the rule of thumb is that characters shouldn't break the fourth wall like this, unless the creators are ''deliberately'' making a series based on multiple crossovers. Chris can't decide whether he's making an ''original'' story, or one that's a deliberate and blatant mix of different source works. Most surprisingly, despite the fact that the characters are aware of their video game origins and video games in general, the characters seem oblivious to their sources of influence most of the time, and we only get an epic backstory for Sonichu, Rosechu and subsequently the Chaotic Combo. Just ''why'' doesn't Darkbind question which video games he was ripped off from?

We can conclude from the actions of the characters that, in a way, the CWCiverse works a bit like a terrible version of the old Saturday-morning ''Captain N'' cartoon and its comic adaptation, where it was taken as a given that all NES video game characters and settings occupied one larger meta-universe. Likewise, in Chris's world, it's a given that Sonic the Hedgehog's universe intersects the Pokémon universe and the universe of whatever else Chris decides to rip off. Instead of video game characters teaming up to defeat video game antagonists, though, we get a mixed-up bunch of character combinations and recolors fighting villains who themselves are character combinations and recolors; ''Captain N'' characters are the same as in the source material and instantly recognizable for any Nintendo fan, while Sonichu ''pretends'' to be original, and people are busy figuring out where the characters have been ripped off from. Instead of a Zapper and a cool NES controller belt that Kevin Keene had in ''Captain N'', Chris was handed a boring power to do absolutely everything, limited only by his imagination (and boy, does that ''ever'' limit things). ''And'' there's no Samus. ''And'' it's no longer the early 1990s, so this weirdness won't be tolerated anymore.

==List of confusion==

# Sonichu is both a fictional "creation" of Chris's and a sentient being that is able to communicate through Chris.
# [[Mary Lee Walsh]] was replaced by a not-evil [[Wikipedia:Doppelgänger|doppelgänger]] sometime in 2000 in our world, leaving her free to wreak terrible havoc upon CWCville. It should be noted that it doesn't appear as though the real Mary was replaced by the comic version in Chris' mind, but that that the Mary Lee Walsh Chris met at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ''was'' the comic version, who was later replaced in the ''real world'' with a second, good Mary Lee Walsh.
# Chris's car is a Transformer.
# Chris is the TRUE and HONEST mayor of his fantasy land, elections are not held because he founded the town,<ref>[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]</ref> so there's no need for them. He'll be damned if he's replaced.
# His [[Patti Chandler|dog]] is alive. As a [[Patti-chan|bipedal anthropomorphic cartoon character]].
# Sonichu and Rosechu seem to have two different lives: One within the pages and one outside the pages, as evidenced by their marriage and children.

==Outside of the comics==
Chris's shaky grasp on reality extends beyond the comic pages. Somewhat subtly, there is his tendency to exaggerate or grossly misunderstand measurements of [[Duck|length]], [[Patti Chandler|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]]. When [[Chris humps his PS3|bragging about the size of his junk,]] he seems to claim that his glans is of normal length and his testes outstandingly small. When trying to show off his strength and fitness, he thinks that everyday objects like [[Power|chairs]] and [[11042009 51 50|twelve-pack cans of soda]] have absurdly high weight, and that it's impressive he can even lift two twelve-packs of soda at a time, or lift an office chair, or do [[30 Push-Ups|thirty extremely poor pushups]]. He once claimed that Patti's dog house weighed five to ten ''tons''<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> (and not in the hyperbolic use of the word), and that he managed to lift that. It seems to go beyond being incapable of measurement; he seems to think that since he's the hero, everything he does has some kind of epic element to it. Even Lord Byron would find this ridiculous.

To date, the most telling evidence of this is the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|Sonichu Presentation videos]]. The majority of his babble in this video is just typical delusions of grandeur: Sonichu is a profitable concept, Chris could direct cartoons, etc. Near the end though, things take a turn towards scary.

{{Quote|CWCville Shopping Center does get built... And it has a Mayor's Office... right here, above the... front of—up above the main front entrance of the building...|Chris, suggesting CWCville Shopping center might actually be built}}

Even if we accept Chris's vision of a world where Sega, Sony, Nintendo, and Cartoon Network all get behind Chris and let him turn Sonichu into a gigantic cultural phenomenon, and if we accept the concept that the Sonichu craze will become so huge that a physical mall could be built in its honor, why would that mall need a Mayor's office? Just as a tribute to the series, or does Chris really think he's the Mayor of CWCville, in dire need of his office?

The recently leaked series of phone calls with Alec Benson Leary confirm that Chris does believe his characters and [[CWCville]], along with all other fictional worlds, are real. In the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_2|second phone call with Alec]] Chris says that he believes that there exists a "Toon World" a la ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit?|Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]]'' where every created cartoon character exists in a plane of reality. When Alec calls this delusion into question, Chris calls him [[naïve]]. This revelation goes a long way toward explaining why Chris gets so upset over other people using his characters in ways he doesn't like, as well as his bizarre need to retcon these non-canon depictions: while a sane creator would ignore such things or, at worst, be upset over how his creations are depicted, Chris perceives this as ''changing the very nature of reality'', which necessitates changing it back to the way things were.

[[Fail|It goes to say a lot that Chris has absolutely no empathy for real people, but can feel for cartoon characters.]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Simonla Rosechu

2010-02-14T16:25:18Z

ArizonaBay:

[[Image:Email from chris.png]]

{{Ongoing}}

'''Simonla Rosechu''' (aka '''Simonla''', pronounced like ''Simolna'') <s>is</s> ''was'' an orange [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] who <s>can</s> ''could'' turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also <s>has</s> ''had'' a drill at the end of her tail.

Originally a [[troll|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', [[Chris]] instead added breasts and a [[china]] and turned it into Simonla so he'd have something to [[mass debating|masturbate]] to.

==Background==
Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by Beedrill, though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from Simon the Driller, from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sigh-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that:

*Chris has never seen Gurren Lagann before, much to the relief of many fans and
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sigh-mon-lah''.

Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own retarded little backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. Where she's been and why she never helped with all the crazy shit that happens in [[CWCville]] is never addressed. At all.

[[Evan]] eventually clears it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild]] is STRAIGHT to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. [[lie|Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately]], [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]].

==Simonla the [[Pedofork]]==
In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside Cwcville U talking to [[Zapina]], the 14-year-old girl who wants to strip despite those "dumb child protection Laws" Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend," which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16-year-old boy".

One can only wonder why she would do such a thing, when any woman in her right mind would tell her to focus on her studies and hang out with friends her own age before worrying about boys, especially one two years older when she's clearly underage!

==Development==
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:<ref>http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351</ref>

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
My Sonichu fancharacter.

Simonchu
Age: 14
Ground/Electric

Simonchu was originally a Pikachu, raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when Perfect Chaos attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.

until today...

...
[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]

Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into Sonichu. </div>

Three months later, Chris did use the character, as he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris-chan also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, "My shell is removable!"

Chris has claimed on Simonla's CWCipedia page that in Episode 20 he will introduce Simonchu as a ground (and only ground) type. [[Lie|He never showed up.]]

===Forced Romance===

{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with Wild as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase "Opposites Attract."|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom, but it ended up creating one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.

===Evan's Response===

In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.

Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that he shouldn't be a monster for wanting to do so.

Evan [[Mailbag 35|tried again]], tired of it all, where Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed [[Asperchu|the creator of ''Asperchu'', Alec Benson Leary]], to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends. Whilst Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persists with his refusal, on the grounds that depriving Wild of his girlfriend would be awful.

Evan would ask Chris to remove Simonla once again in [[Mailbag 43]]. Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomanical statements yet, explaining that Simonla "didn't want" to leave CWCville, and that Evan himself "moves on" under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers.]] Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have, theoretically, come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design more or less a coincidence:

{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina"; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris, [[Mailbag 44]].}}

TL;DR Pointless, throwaway relationships = Rights to use a fan character, in Chris's mind.

===Chris denies reality===
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 02 February 2010 Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.</div>

This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.

Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.

Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|February 6th 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.

On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never go the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.

==Death==
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:

{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...}}

However, he appears to have followed through on it anyway. On 13 Feburary 2010, Evan publicly released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla is killed for good. These were never officially included as part of any of Chris's comics, but according to their numbering, they would have been pages 80 and 81 of [[Sonichu 11]].

In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a bomb in the ladies bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being <s>injured worse</s> treated by [[Bill the Scientist|Bill the <s>Scientist</s> Doctor]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of a more conventional medical practice, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan reveals where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] requested.

In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to an "internal injury," the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla
Image:SchuComic10P20.jpg|this is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.
Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|Chris's original design of Simonla.
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]]
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Simonla dies.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Evan]]
*The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Advenures of Simonchu and Niachu: [http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/]

{{Sonichu}}

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2010-02-02T01:45:04Z

ArizonaBay:

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* 1 February - Chris uploads a [[CWC address to Royal Board|new video]] addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London.
* 30 January - Chris uploads a hand-picked [[Mailbag 50]], comprised not of emails but forum posts defending and/or parodying him.
* 30 January - Chris [[29 January 2010|apologizes]] to Alec Benson Leary, sort of, and says he has seen no shrinkage... in the CWCipedia ads.
* 22 January - Chris makes a [[22 January 2010|video]] stretching the definition of the word "makeover" to include DIY shows and Mythbusters so makeovers won't just be for gays.
* 17 January - Chris changes his shirt for the third or fourth time this year, and makes a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|nine-minute rant against Asperchu]].
* 16 January - Chris makes a [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|bizarre video]] in which he tries to brainwash us all.
* 15 January - Chris makes a [[15 January 2010|video]] calling out Alec, Evan and two others so he can beat them up.
* 14 January - Chris makes a [[14 January 2010|video]] where he rationalizes [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing people]], and claims he's a [[Lie|good human being]]. He then proves to the world that he [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|fails at rapping AND playing a harmonica]].
* 12 January - Chris [[12 January 2010#Part 2|screams a furious scream]].
* 12 January - Chris threatens death upon the creator of [[Asperchu]] in a [[12 January 2010|new video]], where he punches out his ''good'' camera.

('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')

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Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes

2010-01-29T01:41:30Z

ArizonaBay: /* To do */

== Another winner in this contest ==

and unlike that selfish cunt Chris, she decided to share her prize:

''Winning girl shares prize''

''OAKLAND -- Who says nobody you know ever wins a contest?''
''Certainly not friends of 6-year-old Elizabeth Vaughan of Oakland, who not only won a national contest but has decided to share her prize with three dozen pals. And the prize is a kid's dream come true: A $1000 private shopping spree at Kay-Bee Toys in Alameda. Her name was drawn from among thousands of entries in the national Sega/Sonic the Hedgehog "Watch & Win" Sweepstakes.''

''Kids from Corpus Christi Elementary will cruise the aisles Saturday and add up the totals of things they've selected. After all, it never hurts to sneak a little arithmetic in with the fun.''

''Front Page''
''Oakland Tribune, March 22, 1994.''

Sauce: http://www.tayvaughan.com/people/elizabeth/index.html

--[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 12:43, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

==To do==
Note the date (February 26) and how often that date occurs in the Sonichu canon (such as that's also the date when the Pichu who would become Sonichu evolved into Pikachu). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:22, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

*Completely irrelevant, but it was also the day Bill Hicks died. I know this from my learnings. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:41, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

User talk:ArizonaBay

2010-01-25T04:58:22Z

ArizonaBay:

==Emergency jerkop==
For one hour, since I have an important phonecall, I am making you an emergency temporary jerkop in case anyone vandalizes CWCki in the next hour. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris-Chan: Antichrist?==

1. He comes from among ten kings in the restored Roman Empire; his authority will have similarities to the ancient Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks---Chris's "Cherokian ancestor", while mostly just a retarded big-headed guy in made up clothing, has more in common with the people of those cultures than with Native Americans. This first one's a stretch though.

2. He will subdue three kings [Daniel 7:8, 24]

Probably three times where he uses the curse-ye-ha-me-ha on major trolls and, from his point of view, it seems to work. Again, a stretch, because he only THINKS it works when actually it doesn't do shit.

Also, there are three comics on the Asperpedia: Asperchu, Simonchu, and Moon Pals.

3. He is different from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]

Popular trolls come in three flavors: normal, cool, and weird. Chris is retarded. Retarded trolls do not become popular.

4. He will rise from obscurity…a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8]

Disturbingly similar to Chris. The little horn is probably his little bent dick.

5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]

Again, disturbingly accurate.

6. He will blaspheme God, [Daniel 7:25; 11:36; Rev 13:5] slandering His Name, dwelling place, and departed Christians and Old Testament saints [Rev 13:6]

Name: "Godjesus"
Dwelling Place: "MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER" (with the gates of Heaven in the background)
Departed Christians and Old Testament Saints: Something about Angelica or Leviticus or some shit. I'm too lazy to do actual research.

7. He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]

This is the least likely to come true. It was probably a mistranslation, as Chris will never be successful at anything for more than 3 ½ seconds.

8. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]

Christian Love Day.

9. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25]

No homos, no tobacky, no alchohol, (repealed) Chris is mayor and there are no mayoral elections, etc.

10. He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]

Ultra Sonichu? Liquid? There's probably something good but I have no idea.

11. He will confirm a covenant with “many”, i.e. the Jewish people [Daniel 9:27]
This covenant will likely involve the establishment of a Jewish Temple in Jerusalem
[see Dan 9:27; Matt 24:15]

I can't see Chris traveling that far and setting up a temple. Watch for something eerily similar to this in his comics in the future, I guess.

12. He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and offerings after 3 ½ years and will set up an abomination to God in the Temple [Daniel 9:27, Matthew 24:15]

Ultra Sonichu is an abomination to God in a church. That's close enough for me.

13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases”[Daniel 11:36]

No explanation needed.

14. He will show no regard for the religion of his ancestors [Daniel 11:37]

"Cherokian Clan". He also does this with Christianity, of course.

15. He will not believe in any god at all [except for himself] [Daniel 11:37]

No explanation needed.

16. He will have "no regard for the desire of women": He will either be asexual or homosexual
[Dan 11:37]

Ahahahhahahahhahahha.

17. He will claim to be greater than any god [Daniel 11:37; 2 Thess 2:4]

He's probably said something like that. It's just a matter of tracking it down. If not, he's bound to say it eventually. He's already done the "director" thing.

18. He will claim to be God [2 Thessalonians 2:4]

He's more or less done that.

19. He will only honor a “god” of the military. His whole focus and attention will be on his military. He will conquer lands and distribute them [Daniel 11:39-44]

This sounds like something that would happen in his comics.

20. His arrival on the world scene will be accompanied by miracles, signs and wonders [2 Thess 2:9]

Godbear = sign, Liquid = miracle, wonders = really well-drawn fancomics or something

21. Either he, or his companion [The False Prophet], will claim to be Christ [Matt 24:21-28]

His companion, Ultra Sonichu, the False Prophet, has made a Christ-like gesture in a church.

22. He will claim that Jesus did not come in the flesh, or that Jesus did not rise bodily from the grave
[2 John 7]. He will deny that Jesus is the Messiah [I John 2:22]

Seriously guys, let's send him a mailbag asking him what he believes about those specific biblical details. He's sure to contradict the original story at one point because he doesn't know shit about anything and doesn't bother to look it up.

23. He will be worshiped by many people [Rev. 13:8]

Unfortunately, that most likely means us.

24. He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation [Rev 17:16-18]

Asperchu. How Chris is going to end up destroying it, I have no idea. If he does, we should fear for our lives, as such a thing could not happen through pure coincidence. (It might mean he destroys Asperchu in his comics, though.)

25. He will appear to survive a fatal injury [Rev. 13:3; 17:8]

The doctors said he would never learn to talk and stuff, so he would be somewhere between what he is now and a vegetable. So, he pretty much survived a fatal injury right there.

26. His name will be related to the number six hundred and sixty six—but not necessarily in an obvious fashion [Rev 13:17-18].

I'm not going to bother with this because 666 pisses me off.

27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]

Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Collosal Chan

2010-01-21T01:07:55Z

ArizonaBay:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|right|Hey, spare some change?]]

'''Collosal''' ''(sic)'' '''Chris-Chan''' (aka '''Hobo Chan''') is yet another Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Anticipate terror, especially after what they did to [[4-Cent Garbage]] shortly before their transformation.

Collosal-Chan is, surprisingly, the size of regular Chris-chan.

==Sonichu 10==

Hobo-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing a few similarities to the Level 4 Super Saiyan transformation from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dragon_Ball_GT_episodes Dragon Ball GT]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings|anime wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescues [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. He, also, plans to go to [[Asperchu|Minnesota]] afterward. Arriving in Minnesota, he jacks into the [[Hex Bawx|HEX BAWX]] of Alec Benson Leary, enters its computer world, somehow deletes everything connected to the Asperpedia, then blows up the HEX BAWX.
{{clear}}

[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|right|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]

==Powers==
So far, Chris has displayed Collosal Chan with strange, almost even more god-like powers.The most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the Dark Mirror Hole effortlessly and retrieve Crystal from the mirror, connect into a computer via its USB port (and his finger... somehow...) and create a version of himself to destroy everything and create a Lightning Bomb and some sort of barrier to prevent the bomb from blowing up other stuff.

At this point, these are the only powers utilized in the comic itself, but it's a fairly safe bet that Hobo-Chan will have access to all powers of his previous forms (the Curse-ye-ha-me-hah for example) any ability that the Chaotic Combo (or any other character)possesses, in addition to any power deemed neccessary to save the day.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]

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2010-01-21T01:05:32Z

ArizonaBay:

Megan Schroeder

2010-01-13T16:16:38Z

ArizonaBay: /* Megan today */

<blockquote>Eventually, light a magical lighthouse that randomly shone its healing guiding light upon my previously Shattered Heart and tortured Soul, and mended them back to good shape and form, one girl walked into my life, like a Sailor Soldier having just vanquished a heart-snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed her shining lustrous hair, here shiny Blue Chaos Emerald-like Eyes, and a personality strong, caring and true like a Buttercup bloom. I followed my recovered heart's instincts and Followed Her. As I got to know her over the months to over a year, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for her. I blushed more Strawberry Pink than I have ever before; everything around me was shining like the sun's [[Yellow is a Mellow Color|Mellow Color, Yellow]]. Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true,
it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997802418#The_Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog (via ED)]</ref></blockquote>

[[Image:Megan Schroeder.jpg|250px|right|thumb|Megan Schroeder]]

[[Megan Schroeder]] (born 23 July [[1986]]) was a friend, and maybe even what could be considered a true friend, of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, who appeared in the scene in [[2005]] and cut off contact with Chris around [[2008]].

A typical truly [[boyfriend-free girl]], asexual even, with a few eccentricities that Chris-Chan was more than happy to copy and fulfill, namely her fondness for [[My Little Pony]], [[Sailor Moon]], and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on eBay herself.

==Megan in real life==
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|right|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]
[[Image:20051220-Meg-Hglght.png|right|thumb|Email source]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and John Schroeder. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Chris on how he met Megan, from the DVD slideshow}}

{{quotebox|
From: pearl3 
Sent: 20 Dec 2005

Hello!

Yes I did watch the musical and John and I agreed we officially hate that bad-guy, we think he's kinda queer. I thought the ending was the best part. I like how Eternal Sailormoon came out. We should try and find the fourth season that includes my favorite villains the Amazoness Quartet. I heard they sing a lot with Chibiusa.

I love the first season of the anime. It's got that old mono sound quality to it. I like anime that sounds vintage. But of course the american version re-did all the music...

Thank you again for such nice gifts! I wasn't expecting that!

'''Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance kissing on me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being indepentant. So you see what I mean? It's certainly nothing personal towards you. I'm just a girl who doesn't care about loving guys. That doesn't mean I can't be friends with them though.'''

Well since I bought models and been working on them I think the glue has made me ill, so in case I don't feel well enough to go on the computer I'll go ahead and say

I hope you have a [[Christmas#2005|Merry Christmas]] and the holidays go well for you. 
Megan 
ps no one in my family is autistic. uuuuh I feel ill I'm gonna take a nap watching sailormoon!
}}

And that was only the beginning...

===John Schroeder===
[[Image:0730-MeganAndJohn.JPG|right|thumb|Megan and her brother John]]

John is Megan's brother who Chris originally thought was her boyfriend. Not much is known about John, other than that he is [[Obesity|overweight]], shares similar interests with his sister and seemingly has an epicanthic fold, making him appear to be [[Slow in the minds|retarded]]. This would explain why Megan was able to put up with Chris's bullshit for so long. However, emails seem to imply that John is of regular intelligence. Like Megan, his current whereabouts are unknown.

John was also the subject for exploitation in [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]. This is one of the few instances that Chris has portrayed men in a positive light and also one of the few instances in which he hasn't made himself as the main character.

==Megan Schroeder in the Comics==
Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') first appeared as [[Sailor Megtune]] in the [[Sonichu 5|fifth issue of Sonichu]], along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own [[homo|Lesbian]] furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "sailor soldiers" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (Chris knew Megagi?) and thwart the evil Jerkops trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. ...???

Another notable artifact of Meg's influence in CWC's comic is the sudden transition to a more [[animu]] style, most notably in the eyes but manifesting elsewhere.

In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]] Megan was back, more notably as "Megan" and not Sailor Megtune. It is implied that like Chris can transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Megan can transform into Sailor Megtune, possibly by using a [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar Hero controller]], though any transformation of hers is not explicitly seen in the comics. A picture in the [[Scrapbook of Fail]], however, depicts a transformation pen similar to the ones used by Sailor Moon's teammates, the Sailor Senshi (or Sailor Scouts for you dubbies), during two of the middle seasons (Sailor Moon R and Sailor Moon S). This will probably not be seen or confirmed in the future, because...

<center>
<gallery>
Image:308-Megtune.jpg|First major drawing of Sailor Megtune. Note the colored-over transformation stick.
Image:310-Megtunecardback.jpg|Transformation stick full-view
Image:Sonichu05-P18.jpg|It begins...
Image:Sonichu05-P28.jpg|Animu shit at its finest.
Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg|Chris writes the thoughts of a sue-ified real person.
Image:Sonichu06-P18.jpg|MEGTUNE ROCKIN' HURRICANE!
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. [[Fail|:)]]
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|THAT IS NOT CRYSTAL
</gallery>
</center>

==Megan Saga==

Megan and Chris first met during the summer of 2005 at the GAMe PLACe over a game of Yu-Gi-Oh!. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. Chris, however, saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. This was probably perpetuated by the fact that Megan used him as means to buy stuff off of [[Ebay]]. Through the end of 2005 and into 2006, Chris would hang all over Megan, trying to drag her into dates, trying to force his way onto her and other creepy actions.

This did nothing but earn the ire of Megan, who wanted nothing more than her personal space away from our hero. Even more so, she only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue hounding Megan. When Megan attempted to use reverse psychology on Chris, deciding to say that she had a boyfriend, it didn't deter Chris from his ultimate goal of [[china]].

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}

In June [[2007]], Megan went to Kentucky, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he STILL believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering about the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and the prizes that laid within, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win the PSP and the trip and use that to win her [[china|heart]]. tl;dr, Chris lost, [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, Megan didn't give a shit. Even when Chris began whining about how everyone "cheated", especially Adam, but he "didn't", she didn't care. It soon got to the point where Megan would finally blow up at Chris for his childish and selfish acts. Despite being hurt, Chris continued to harass Megan.

===Rule 34===
[[Image:ShecameforCWC_(200803).JPG|right|thumb|[[ShecameforCWC.JPG| Chris failing at drawing himself failing.]]]]
In November, Chris would discover his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man war [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]], and in the process, uploaded a number of [[Rule 34]] artwork, one of which was a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|picture of him fingering a girl]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that this was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], but Chris was quick to furiously correct them that this was indeed Megan. By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempts to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn as the edits are quickly returned, or even worse, piled up on as he attempts to include a version of the same Rule 34 that just obscures the face.

During this time, Chris attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan in this fiasco, initially thinking that she didn't know what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it so he wouldn't rape her and that trying to assert that what she was going through just BEING in the picture and learning what he could have done was NOTHING compared to Chris's trolling attacks. In the end, Megan finally broke off all contact with Chris, broken from her experiences and traumatized by his actions.<ref>[[Chris-chan#Megan Saga]]</ref><ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008]]</ref>

==The End of Megan==

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 12:42 am 
Subject: .....
 
Christian-
 
I haven't been checking my email until recently, and I just want to say that your behavior has irritated me for the last time. First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be. When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is sexual harrassment to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings. The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so. Remember, I have the right to decide who can come near me.
 
Also I can't say I like how you used my photo in your video and on the cover of your comic book. I want them removed from the internet immediately. Since I'm not a myspace member I can't view what you post. If there are any photos of me on your blog I want them removed.
 
And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being a character in your comics. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and Animal Crossing. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.
 
With all that said, we're down to two options: A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk. -or- B: Never see me again
 
I'm sorry it's come down to this but I've told you repeatedly in a nice way to stop, but you've never listened.
 
I hope you will finally take what I just said into serious consideration, and know now that if try your advances again I won't be very nice about it.
 
Please listen to me next time ~Megan</div>

We skip forward a few chapters in the saga and come to;

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: Megan Schroeder 
<yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 7:33 am 
Subject: well...
 
I just don't know what to say now.... I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me. And I can't decide what's worse, the image in general, or the fact you intentionally drew it AND gave it to the webmaster for that site that you hate so much. Not only have you poured gas on the fire by doing that,(adding obscenity to the already horrific site) but you have also embarrassed and humuliated me, and degraded and demeaned me whether you realize it or not. I mean I'm not that kind of girl, and you know that. So why? And you also lied to me about it. Between that and my recent heartbreak how am I to trust another man again? Simply put: I can no longer trust anyone now. You have very much hurt me on an emotional level. And when I get hurt emotionally it'll take a physical toll. As in no appetite, feeling tired and sick, no sleep. So I am unsure what to do about this. I can't say I really think of you the same anymore, I'm sorry to say. I will continue to give the remaining items for the zune and that will be all the contact you have with me unless I decide otherwise. I hope you understand. So we'll let time decide how I feel about this current situation. Until then please d on't come up to me anymore unless it's to give you what I owe which seems kind of awkward now. I know how it feels to be alone but, I can't keep throwing away my pride little by little just to keep you satisfied, you know what I mean? There has to be an "enough is enough" at some point. And I cannot continue to disgrace myself by forgiving things that I never find forgivable in the first place. That's all I can think to say right now I'm sorry, we'll just see ~Megan </div> 

==Afterword==
{{quotebox|Yet, one can't stay on such sweet passionate feelings without a few speed bumps in the road of life. Even though I didn't mean to give the impression that I was being forceful; for heaven's sake I wouldnÿt ever dare to force her to do anything she didn't want to, but she reminds me times that she isn't ready for Love beyond Friendship. I have no feelings against her wish, and I respect her decisions and feelings. Oh, but even though she Doesn't Say it, or return it, I Love Her, and no matter what, those feelings wills stand strong as time itself. And Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I [[mass debating|keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself]]. I Won't Hang Up on what can develop into the True Thing, because I don't just Think, I know that I Love Her. My Love for her is So Pure and true, that not even Every One Love Song can spell it out as well as I am writing it now.

Every once in a while, I take a look into my Mirror Mirror of life, check the things I've seen and heard of. I've seen the Jet City Women, and frankly I'm not thrilled. I can't help but feel sorry for them; True Love is Priceless and rarely street-found. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is fun to watch, because itÿs so stupid, it's funny, as well as some of the Non-Anime programs on Adult Swim; lucky there's a Family Guy. I'm happy that I am no longer in the Heart-Shattered, Tired Soul Times; I was often so depressed, I could have been a Sofa King. So many stupid Ways I Wanted; I don't have to care too much about those paths now, but back then, sometimes I Couldn't Sleep so bad, I could have Bounced Off the Ceiling. Reflecting on those past Things Makes Me Go Hmm...

I always come to the conclusion that my future is solid now that my Me Plus One has a gelatinous conclusion. The Answer is the girl in the uniform that I've grown to Love.

While I do have deep scarlet desires for the eventual Party For Two en La Cocina en La Casa de Casa-No-Duh (basically the Kitchen in my House), I am in no rush for a kiss on Rainbow Road; I can wait for the longest time; except when it comes to my stomach or [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs | bladder]] or course. I am capable of showing her a good time with a nice dinner for two at a nice restaurant, taking her to a movie or even a moonlit (or sunlit) rendezvous at the park; most whatever her heart desires. As long as I am Together With Her, especially in all of the neutral social locations, I am happy.

The first time I see her smiling face on any day, itÿs like seeing the Morning Moon, shining with radiance. The only thing that keeps us limited to once a week is our respective Signals in the Sky. Each time I leave her, I hope Iÿve left her with a smile and a warm feeling in her heart, as I do. It's In My Impressions, as well as what happens that day. No one can come close to her, because to me she is The Most Beautiful, and Caring Girl in the World.

Good Night, Good Morrow, for now I walk from the End of our time together; I will always look forward to our next Staff Party For Two. Is the Love between us truly a Destiny or a Warp-Pipe Dream; Our Sailor Stars will guide us. In the meantime, I can enjoy the two of us E-Mailing to Each-Other's Hearts.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, 2007 after the PaRappa the Rapper contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my heart. It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid- September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.<ref>Chris's update on ED about Megan, 12 November 2007</ref>}}

=== Chris just can't let go of her ===

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update.

{{quote|Megan WHY???|[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}}

Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated the song "Sneakernight" by [[Vanessa Hudgens]] in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos. In it he also said that he "[[lies|had her 'I love you']] before I got kicked out".

==Megan today==

The current whereabouts of Megan are unknown. Like so many gal-pals, so humiliated was she by Chris's behavior towards her she has now completely disappeared. Chris claims during [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|his date with Emily]] that Megan moved out of state. Friends of hers have stated that she is sort of traumatised by the whole thing and doesn't wish to go near that shit ever again.
Who can blame her?

Rumors about, however, that Megan still checks in on Chris's failure every once in a while.

==Megan Schroeder's art gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]]
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg
Image:321-IceCune.jpg
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan_ace_of_clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs"; Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|<ref>http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php#a</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==Miscellaneous gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Sonichu05-P52.jpg
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:309-Megtunecard.jpg
Image:310-Megtunecardback.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg
Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==

*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - the infamous picture that could have only come from the depths of Chris's imagination.
*[[Megan E-mails]]
*[[Sailor Megtune]]

==Sauces==
<references />

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

Talk:Main Page

2010-01-13T05:57:47Z

ArizonaBay: /* Front page vandalized. */

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]]

== Lock this page ==
I think it is about time that this page is locked so only admins can edit it.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

*Seconded. Very seconded. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 19:01, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*To be fair, the reason why it's unlocked is because in my opinion, I know that I'm proned to fucking shit up when I tinker with the front page and people might actually want to add something neat to the front page. I understand the concern due to recent vandalism, so if others users feel this way, then the front page will be locked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Is it possible to change the new user creation so it requires admin approval? That'd make it harder for faggots to simply sign up and vandalize the place, you could make them go through the IRC channel or something. Of course, that goes against the idea of a wiki being open to editing, but there's not really a nice way of stopping vandalism. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:27, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
:*CWCki, as I see it, strives to be open and people should be encouraged to edit it. Going into IRC shouldn't really be a prerequisite of CWCki. Some people don't like IRC and that's fine. Frankly, we're not really in a position to restrict users. As cogs said, she's working on installing an extension which will can easily spot vandalism and reverse it instantly since Cogs, myself, and Clyde can't monitor CWCki every single second. There's some really neat stuff bots can do with MediaWiki in respect to vandalism. But anyways, any wiki is subject to vandalism, but we learn to handle it and hopefully an extensions and maybe an anti-vandalism patrol will help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*well, it's only one person, and the vandalism is fairly regular. i think granting some users anti-vandalism powers and possibly installing an extension will do. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 19:43, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

== Someone with move rights... ==

...plz move Main Page/Archive 1 to [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1]]. What happens in Talk: should stay in Talk:, and people who (for example) whack [[Special:Random]] should be spared from these ramblings =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Good point, sometimes I miss small details like that D:. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

Chris has uploaded pages 84[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P84.jpg] and 85[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P85.jpg] Someone with rights update kthnxbai [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 00:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

== Streamlining ==

There are a few modifications that I think the front page really needs. Namely, there needs to be an area that links to all the general areas most important to understanding Chris, such as the comics, the videos, the troll sagas, the CWCisms, etc. I recommend replacing the links in the "CWC Canon" with this. Do we really need a direct link to [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:00, 1 December 2009 (CET)
*The thing is, those are texts directly written by Chris himself. It's like, the direct word of Chris while everything else is merely commentary. Personally, I think Chris's Wikipedia page is like the perfect introduction to hear how fucked up Chris is from Chris himself for those who are uninitiated. However, I think it might be handy to have like a "Essentials" box of key articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== 25 Days Without an Outage, My Ass! ==

That is all. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:24, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated ==

The CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated so it says thatChris answered the letters in Mailbag 24. Also, it probably should say he fell for a tranny.
:...Then update it.
:Also, sign your posts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:: Done with care and just for you, dear Anonymous!!! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:22, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:::And that is why Griffintown is a better person than me--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)

== Suggestions for video of the now ==
Idk if this is a good place to do this, tell me if it is or not, I'm kinda new to this wiki, and wiki's in general, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxdvUwhg7jg Christian Weston Chandler CWC Sonichu's confession] [[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:15, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Link fixed. Meh, seems long and tedious. I couldn't get through it. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:42, 3 January 2010 (CET)
:*It's pretty lulzy at the end. --[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 07:06, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Another suggestion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bvd0XIMZU--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*This was already the video of the now around 30 December or so. Also in the future, please go [[:Template talk:Video of the now|here]] to suggest videos for the Video of the now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Missed Comic days==
Should we really count the days that the CWCipedia was down against him? He couldn't upload pages, yet the situation was his damn fault anyway. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:11, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I think we should include that as missed comic days. It's not like he uploaded extra comics to make up for it. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was thinking of maybe adding an asterisk next to the missing page count with note mentioning the outage time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==what the fuck?==
www.sonichu.com now redirects to some stupid shit about asperchu or something. isn't www.sonichu.com supposed to redirect to here?--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 19:24, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (forgot to sign when i originally posted, sorry)
*Okay, two things. First of all, it's probably for the best. It'll help keep Chris from finding the site (if he hasn't already, that is, in the case that he has then at least he won't be able to find it anymore since the URL change) and also because Chris will be pissed if he finds out. He despises Asperchu, and the thought that it's growing bigger than Sonichu and is using him to garner popularity will probably make him tard rage. Second of all, sign your fucking posts. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It really doesn't fucking matter if Chris finds CWCki or not, he probably doesn't give a shit and won't believe it. Second of all, everyone loves Asperchu, and Alec Benson Leary is doing to the Sonichu comics what Liquid did for Chris's videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I thought the Sonichu.com redirect was fucking brilliant. Prove to Chris that Alec Benson Leary is better than him in every possible way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Chris already knows about the CWCki. He blanked the front page once whining about it and was promptly banned. [[User:Evang|Evang]] 06:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::I thought that was a white knight.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:39, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::Wasn't chris. Chris probably looked at this and thought UGH TOO MANY WORDS and quit. but yeah asperchu is the next big thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::That's the story I have heard. He said the proverbial TL;DR and left. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:59, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Actually Griffintwon, you're thinking of the story of when Chris found /cwc/. He couldn't even attempt to post the because there were "too many words" and the page's background hurt his eyes. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Okay==

Why the fuck isn't the main page protected? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*What the fuck was with the whole "Chris-chan is dead guiz, srsly" on the front page? [[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 21:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*1) because people, in theory, should be allowed to improve the main page, 2) we're getting pretty good at stopping vandalism in the race occurrences it happens. Also, to address NasuGrave, I imagine this is some faggot who thinks LULZ ROFLMAO in saying that Chris is dead and giving credit to his shitty troll persona no one gives a shit about. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Cchandlersonichu]] here you are champ. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***[[User:Gutcruncher]]. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

== Front page vandalized. ==

Does this happen often? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*No. This faggotry is a rare occurrence. Just bear with it. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

2010-01-13T05:56:21Z

ArizonaBay: /* Okay */

User:Gutcruncher

2010-01-13T05:55:22Z

ArizonaBay: Created page with 'faggot ~~~~'

faggot [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:55, 13 January 2010 (UTC)