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		<title>1980s</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Armitando: &lt;/p&gt;
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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcbaby.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST BabyCWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1980s''' was the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler. (His name wasn't changed until [[1994]].) According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1980==&lt;br /&gt;
The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1980===&lt;br /&gt;
* 1980 - [[Cole]] moves away.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Who he stayed with is unclear, as he would turn 17 this year and was thus unable to legally live on his own.&lt;br /&gt;
* 28 January - Bob divorces his first wife, Patricia Harley.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* August - Bob receives two triple bypass operations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1981==&lt;br /&gt;
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1981===&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 May (approx.) - Bob and Barbara Chandler have sweaty old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fall 1981 - Cole enters San Diego State University and joins the Rockin' Dogs.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 November (approx) - Barbara's last chance to abort Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1982==&lt;br /&gt;
The year that began the entire sorry saga.&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1982===&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born around 5:30 a.m. at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;WikiProfile&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* February/March - Chris's newborn portrait is taken. &lt;br /&gt;
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: &amp;quot;[[Niggos|monkey]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Song and Wikipedia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 55th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* Autumn - A photo is taken of Chris and his mother on their front lawn.&lt;br /&gt;
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 41st birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 October - [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] is born.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;LifeShares&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1983==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his [[babysitter]], &amp;quot;starting&amp;quot; his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his &amp;quot;acquisition&amp;quot; of autism impossible.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic and possibly exacerbated his condition.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;First statement was done in the [[Song of Christian]] video.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1983===&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly &amp;quot;begins.&amp;quot; He claims the reason was an evil [[babysitter]] named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Song and Wikipedia&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 56th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 42nd birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1984==&lt;br /&gt;
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in [[Ruckersville]] as a mute toddler. He himself declared that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;WikiProfile&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the [[autistic]] child they had created themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1984===&lt;br /&gt;
* 1984 - Cole leaves San Diego State University.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 57th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 43rd birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1985==&lt;br /&gt;
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler. He meets his first [[Gal-Pal]], [[Sarah]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1985===&lt;br /&gt;
* This year - Sarah Hammer and her family moves to Chris's neighborhood. The cordial relations that develops between the Hammer and Chandler couples lead to some sort of friendship between Chris and Sarah.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;LifeShares&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* This year - Cole's band, The Rockin Dogs, disbands.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a [[4-cent garbage|leaf]].&lt;br /&gt;
* ''12 August - birth of [[Jack Thaddeus]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 58th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 44th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1986==&lt;br /&gt;
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1986===&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 January - ''[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]'' is released.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.&lt;br /&gt;
* 23 July - Birth of [[Megan Schroeder]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 59th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 45th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 December - Chris receives an abundance of toys for Christmas, including a giant Fievel doll, Raggedy Ann dolls and several pieces of Sesame Street merchandise. Bob receives a book entitled &amp;quot;Your IBM PC Made Easy&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1987==&lt;br /&gt;
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1987===&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.&lt;br /&gt;
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at [[Greene County Primary School]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Autumn - Chris's school portrait is taken where he is holding a ball and is seated at a desk with an apple and a textbook placed on it.&lt;br /&gt;
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 60th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 46th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1988==&lt;br /&gt;
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1988===&lt;br /&gt;
* Date unknown - [[Minor_Family_Members#Carol_Suzanne_Chandler|Carol Chandler]] wins the McShane Prize.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.&lt;br /&gt;
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 61st birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 47th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1989==&lt;br /&gt;
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 1989===&lt;br /&gt;
* 1989 - Chris claims that he had a dream in which he foresaw himself with a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], and an office job.&lt;br /&gt;
* 1989 - [[Bob]] puts up a plaque in his workshop which reads, &amp;quot;DREAMING STUDIO OF MR. C AND LITTLE C WHERE DREAMS DO COME TRUE - 1989.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.&lt;br /&gt;
* 04 September - [[Bob]] turns 62.&lt;br /&gt;
* 01 October - [[Barb]] turns 48.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Armitando</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message&amp;diff=200553</id>
		<title>Jason Kendrick Howell message</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message&amp;diff=200553"/>
		<updated>2016-09-01T22:21:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Armitando: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:SonichuBreakYouDead.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], reenacting this glorious moment.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Jason Kendrick Howell voicemail message''' was [[Chris]]'s infantile-yet-laconic threat to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] in [[January 2009]]. Howell actually had nothing to do with the site's demise; the true mastermind behind it was [[Clyde Cash|someone far more nefarious]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Context==&lt;br /&gt;
On 6 January 2009, [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays contacted Chris]], claiming to be an employee of [[Nintendo]]. Mays said he had been assigned to redesign Sonichu.net as part of the cross-promotion of Sonichu and [[Animal Crossing]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, &amp;quot;Gregg&amp;quot; was really Clyde Cash in disguise, seeking vengeance for the suicide of his [[Ryan Cash|little brother]] a few weeks earlier. By 8 January, Chris entrusted Clyde with the password to the site, and in no time at all the site was vandalized. Unable to access the site to restore it, Chris accused &amp;quot;Gregg&amp;quot; of being a troll and changing the password to lock him out of his Tripod account. Clyde claimed he couldn't access the site either, and suggested that he could restore it if Chris reset the password to his account. Chris complied on 10 January, and soon the account was deleted altogether.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the 12th, Clyde then declared that he was Jason Kendrick Howell, the creator of Chris's page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. After taunting Chris and demanding he make videos for his amusement, Cash finally changed his mind on [[Gregg Mays E-mails#January 17, 2009|17 January]], and admitted that he was in fact Clyde Cash all along, and not Jason Kendrick Howell.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Apparently, Chris did not see the second revelation message, thinking it was Jason falsely using another alias. After all, Chris had long considered Howell to be the mastermind behind all of the trolls, while Clyde was then new to the scene.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris proceeded to send the ''real'' Jason an angry voice mail, and gloated about this in response to a bewildered Clyde. Unaware of any of this, the real Jason checked his phone messages, and this is what he got...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Message==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Calls Jason Kendrick Howell&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|fyNiZpk9AsU}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = January 17, 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = {{Rage|text}}, {{Website|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] Saga [[Image:Miyamoto_saga.png]] [[Miyamoto]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:100_2214.JPG|thumb|What he intended to do to Jason]]&lt;br /&gt;
''Answering Machine:'' First saved message.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jason Kendrick Howell...you BASTARD!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''BASTARD!''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You hacked into everything! You have driven me so [[Chris and English|beyond]] the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{RageQuote|I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!}}&lt;br /&gt;
Goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Alternative Transcriptions==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg|thumb|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying &amp;quot;''I pray'' you dead&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;''I'll break'' you dead.&amp;quot; Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying &amp;quot;YOU HAPPY NAPPA (?!? no idea)&amp;quot;, rather than &amp;quot;You're laughing now&amp;quot; (or is it &amp;quot;You're laughing dammit&amp;quot;?). Given his history of [[Speech impediment|communications]] [[Chris and English|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Legacy==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris would attempt to re-establish his Sonichu website several times, only to be hacked and vandalized as before. In time, Chris would view Clyde Cash as the leader of the trolls, shifting his ire away from Jason. Throughout 2009, Chris would produce numerous videos directed at Clyde, threatening him, pleading with him, or challenging him. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The rage expressed in the message would become a familiar refrain in later sagas, as Chris would often cap off a round of trolling by screaming at his camera and uploading the footage to [[YouTube]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Death threats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and Anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IRC (20 January 2009)]], Chris and Clyde's next encounter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 10]], when we actually get to see Chris break someone dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?7300v5ztrt6oyh0 The audio recording]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://db.tt/TZ56D6xe Audio mirror]&lt;br /&gt;
*A Jason Retrospective &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the &amp;quot;I'll BREAK YOU DEAD&amp;quot; message. -DEAD LINKS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Armitando</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message&amp;diff=190025</id>
		<title>Jason Kendrick Howell message</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message&amp;diff=190025"/>
		<updated>2015-09-30T17:51:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Armitando: /* Alternative Transcriptions */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:SonichuBreakYouDead.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], reenacting this glorious moment.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Jason Kendrick Howell voicemail message''' was [[Chris]]'s infantile-yet-laconic threat to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] in [[January 2009]]. In fact, Howell had nothing to do with the site's demise, for the mastermind was [[Clyde Cash|someone far more nefarious]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Context==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 6 January 2009, [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays contacted Chris]], claiming to be an employee of [[Nintendo]]. Mays said he had been assigned to redesign Sonichu.net as part of the cross-promotion of Sonichu and [[Animal Crossing]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In fact, Gregg was really [[Clyde Cash]], seeking vengeance for the suicide of his [[Ryan Cash|little brother]] a few weeks earlier. By 8 January, Chris entrusted him with the password to the site, and in no time at all the site was vandalized. Unable to access the site to restore it, Chris accused Gregg of being a troll and changing the password to lock him out of his Tripod account. Gregg claimed he couldn't access the site either, and suggested that he could restore it if Chris reset the password to his account. Chris complied on 10 January, and soon the account was deleted altogether.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, on the 12th, Mays declared that he was Jason Kendrick Howell, a.k.a. Liquid Snake, the creator of the Chris-Chan page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. After taunting Chris and demanding he make videos for his amusement, Cash finally changed his mind on [[Gregg Mays E-mails#January 17, 2009|17 January]], and admitted that he was in fact Clyde Cash all along, and not Jason Kendrick Howell.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris ignored this revelation, thinking it was the Jason making up yet another alias. After all, Chris had long considered Howell to be the mastermind behind all of the trolls, while Clyde was new to the scene. Further, Chris sent the ''real'' Jason an angry voice mail, and gloated about this in response to a bewildered Clyde.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile, the TRUE AND HONEST Jason Kendrick Howell, unaware of any of this, checked his messages and this was what he got...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Message==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Calls Jason Kendrick Howell&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|fyNiZpk9AsU}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = January 17, 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = Chris reacts to the hacking of Sonichu.net.&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] Saga [[Image:Miyamoto_saga.png]] [[Miyamoto]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:100_2214.JPG|thumb|What he intended to do to Jason]]&lt;br /&gt;
''Answering Machine:'' First saved message&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jason Kendrick Howell...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You BASTARD!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''BASTARD!''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You hacked into everything! You have driven me so [[Chris and English|beyond]] the wall, I can't even describe it!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You're laughing now, but&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{RageQuote|I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!}}&lt;br /&gt;
Goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Alternative Transcriptions==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg|thumb|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]&lt;br /&gt;
There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying &amp;quot;''I pray'' you dead&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;''I'll break'' you dead.&amp;quot; Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying &amp;quot;YOU HAPPY NAPPA (?!? no idea)&amp;quot;, rather than &amp;quot;You're laughing now&amp;quot; (or is it &amp;quot;You're laughing dammit&amp;quot;?). Given his history of [[Speech impediment|communications]] [[Chris and English|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Legacy==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris would attempt to re-establish his Sonichu website several times, only to be hacked and vandalized as before. In time, Chris would view Clyde Cash as the leader of the trolls, shifting his ire away from Jason. Throughout 2009, Chris would produce numerous videos directed at Clyde, threatening him, pleading with him, or challenging him. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The rage expressed in the message would become a familiar refrain in later sagas, as Chris would often cap off a round of trolling by screaming at his camera and uploading the footage to [[YouTube]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Death threats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and Anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IRC (20 January 2009)]], Chris and Clyde's next encounter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 10]], when we actually get to see Chris break someone dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?7300v5ztrt6oyh0 The audio recording]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://db.tt/TZ56D6xe Audio mirror]&lt;br /&gt;
*A Jason Retrospective &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the &amp;quot;I'll BREAK YOU DEAD&amp;quot; message. -DEAD LINKS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Armitando</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Jason Kendrick Howell message</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message&amp;diff=190024"/>
		<updated>2015-09-30T17:51:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Armitando: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:SonichuBreakYouDead.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], reenacting this glorious moment.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Jason Kendrick Howell voicemail message''' was [[Chris]]'s infantile-yet-laconic threat to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] in [[January 2009]]. In fact, Howell had nothing to do with the site's demise, for the mastermind was [[Clyde Cash|someone far more nefarious]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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==Context==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 6 January 2009, [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays contacted Chris]], claiming to be an employee of [[Nintendo]]. Mays said he had been assigned to redesign Sonichu.net as part of the cross-promotion of Sonichu and [[Animal Crossing]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In fact, Gregg was really [[Clyde Cash]], seeking vengeance for the suicide of his [[Ryan Cash|little brother]] a few weeks earlier. By 8 January, Chris entrusted him with the password to the site, and in no time at all the site was vandalized. Unable to access the site to restore it, Chris accused Gregg of being a troll and changing the password to lock him out of his Tripod account. Gregg claimed he couldn't access the site either, and suggested that he could restore it if Chris reset the password to his account. Chris complied on 10 January, and soon the account was deleted altogether.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, on the 12th, Mays declared that he was Jason Kendrick Howell, a.k.a. Liquid Snake, the creator of the Chris-Chan page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. After taunting Chris and demanding he make videos for his amusement, Cash finally changed his mind on [[Gregg Mays E-mails#January 17, 2009|17 January]], and admitted that he was in fact Clyde Cash all along, and not Jason Kendrick Howell.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris ignored this revelation, thinking it was the Jason making up yet another alias. After all, Chris had long considered Howell to be the mastermind behind all of the trolls, while Clyde was new to the scene. Further, Chris sent the ''real'' Jason an angry voice mail, and gloated about this in response to a bewildered Clyde.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile, the TRUE AND HONEST Jason Kendrick Howell, unaware of any of this, checked his messages and this was what he got...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Message==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Calls Jason Kendrick Howell&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|fyNiZpk9AsU}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = January 17, 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = Chris reacts to the hacking of Sonichu.net.&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] Saga [[Image:Miyamoto_saga.png]] [[Miyamoto]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:100_2214.JPG|thumb|What he intended to do to Jason]]&lt;br /&gt;
''Answering Machine:'' First saved message&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jason Kendrick Howell...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You BASTARD!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''BASTARD!''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You hacked into everything! You have driven me so [[Chris and English|beyond]] the wall, I can't even describe it!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You're laughing now, but&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{RageQuote|I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!}}&lt;br /&gt;
Goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Alternative Transcriptions==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg|thumb|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]&lt;br /&gt;
There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying &amp;quot;''I pray'' you dead&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;I'll ''break'' you dead.&amp;quot; Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying &amp;quot;YOU HAPPY NAPPA (?!? no idea)&amp;quot;, rather than &amp;quot;You're laughing now&amp;quot; (or is it &amp;quot;You're laughing dammit&amp;quot;?). Given his history of [[Speech impediment|communications]] [[Chris and English|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Legacy==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris would attempt to re-establish his Sonichu website several times, only to be hacked and vandalized as before. In time, Chris would view Clyde Cash as the leader of the trolls, shifting his ire away from Jason. Throughout 2009, Chris would produce numerous videos directed at Clyde, threatening him, pleading with him, or challenging him. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The rage expressed in the message would become a familiar refrain in later sagas, as Chris would often cap off a round of trolling by screaming at his camera and uploading the footage to [[YouTube]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Death threats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and Anger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IRC (20 January 2009)]], Chris and Clyde's next encounter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 10]], when we actually get to see Chris break someone dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?7300v5ztrt6oyh0 The audio recording]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://db.tt/TZ56D6xe Audio mirror]&lt;br /&gt;
*A Jason Retrospective &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the &amp;quot;I'll BREAK YOU DEAD&amp;quot; message. -DEAD LINKS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Armitando</name></author>
	</entry>
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