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User:Arthur Spatchcock

2016-09-21T02:35:51Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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2016-03-22T05:47:12Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

Why did he get a 30 out of 30 for this?
--[[User:Arthur Spatchcock|Arthur Spatchcock]] ([[User talk:Arthur Spatchcock|talk]]) 05:43, 22 March 2016 (UTC)

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2016-03-22T05:43:21Z

Arthur Spatchcock: Created page with ""A strange, weird feeling." Gold. --~~~~"

"A strange, weird feeling."
Gold.
--[[User:Arthur Spatchcock|Arthur Spatchcock]] ([[User talk:Arthur Spatchcock|talk]]) 05:43, 22 March 2016 (UTC)

User talk:KCWC

2016-03-13T21:59:28Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

sysops block this ween's IP --[[User:Arthur Spatchcock|Arthur Spatchcock]] ([[User talk:Arthur Spatchcock|talk]]) 8:50, 10 March 2016 (UTC)

* No seriously, hurry the fuck up.

** Seriously, Zero, learn to sign your comments. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 05:56, 12 March 2016 (UTC)

User talk:KCWC

2016-03-13T21:58:47Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

sysops block this ween's IP --[[User:Arthur Spatchcock|Arthur Spatchcock]] ([[User talk:Arthur Spatchcock|talk]]) 21:58, 13 March 2016 (UTC)

* No seriously, hurry the fuck up.

** Seriously, Zero, learn to sign your comments. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 05:56, 12 March 2016 (UTC)

Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast

2016-03-11T08:57:12Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

'''Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast''' is the very first video Chris recorded from his PlayStation 4, he "streamed" it on March 6, 2016. One should immediately notice the higher quality Chris is recording compared to his [[PlayStation 3]]. This is due to the fact that Chris is using the [[PSEye]]'s sucessor, the PlayStation Camera, which provides better video and audio quality than the PSEye, and on that note, the fact that [[Chris Loses It|Chris has not abused it yet]]. Even so, however, it doesn't stop Chris from [[Chris and cinematography|not knowing how to work the camera.]] Also take note that Chris doesn't know [[Honor Roll|the difference between an actual broadcast and a recording]].

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VMBpSTY2v3g}}
| stardate = 6 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Sky blue [[MLP|Rainbow Dash]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
| next = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

[''Chris is standing in the middle of the room.'']

...and all, this Christine Chandler with my first ever broadcast... and uh, recording through my new PlayStation 4. [''Chris motions offscreen''] Ah, given me, given to me graciously from Kagney Lynn Moore of Seattle, Washington. She was very generous. It was the uh, well it was the typical [[Niggos|black]] version, yes, but um... and—[''Chris picks up the controller and holds it up to the camera''] but she gave me a blue controller also so that's a big plus. And I had already bought the camera, so... that's okay. Uh—anyway, uhm, so I'm very grateful. Thank you, Kagney, very much. [''Chris throws up his hands as if he doesn't know what to do'']. Uh... [''he waves his hand around''] is there a camera lag? Hmm, no... seems okay...

Anyways, so, uh.... so aside from that, um... what else, what else—oh! [''Chris reaches over and grabs a large tray full of his [[amiibo|amiibos]]''] She picked out her big—her figure she wanted and um, ordered dem from the shop on [[Etsy]]. [''Chris holds the tray up to the camera''] And I get to show this off. The old big—ah—can't carry it—can carry it with one handle—my little set up here with all the amiibricks using technic rods and pieces and all that. Anyway well she ordered the uh... main... cast... hm... she ordered [''Chris points to each of the items'']] [[Angelica]] with the halo and the wings. Yeah. And then she also got the [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|me-chan Sonichu]] and me here. And she also purch—she also requested and purchased [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]] and [[Count Graduon]] just so we can all have EPIC BATTLES—[''Chris begins gibbering excitedly and incomprehensibly'']—and all that. [''fixing the [[Punchy]] amiibo'']

Punchy, what're you doing?

[''Chris impersonates Punchy''] "Your son pushed me down".

[''Returning to his normal voice''] *inaudible* holes in the bottom. Oh well, nobody's perfect. These things are 3D printed but they still work very well for what I need them for, these amiibricks.

[''Chris puts the tray back where it was before'']

Aaanyhow... so... [''[[sigh]]''] I don't know what else to think of on my mind right now, mmm... [''Chris nervously fiddles with his hair and looks into the camera''] So. [''Chris raises his arms again''] Well! Now you can see more of my area! [''Chris loudly slaps his arms to his sides''] So.. alright so... I just been, uh, side—well, I got the PS4 last Friday and uh, it's been good. My only disappointment is that it doesn't allow me to play my downloaded PS3 ga—my PS3 games digitally, the digital versions, so... I mean, I would say expecting now is looking forward to importing the Little Big Planet data and games from my PS3 onwards. Mah.. mmm.. I guess I'll have to start from scratch in the LBP3 software but soon I will be recording and sharing the uh, commentary on watching the entire [[autism]] tutorial, here's for my new PS4 and the camera!

So... thank ya again Kagney. Y'all have a good, safe day. Uhm... [''Chris plays with the controller and lifts it higher''] how do I get this thing to stop? Uh... Oh! Ah. [''The video ends but the audio continues''] Don't want it on there, I'm done with this. [''The video comes back, with recording overlays''] Okay now I'm getting—I'm starting to get a little ticked here... How do you shut—how do you get this thing to stop? [''The video cuts off again, resting on the homescreen. There are a few seconds of silence''] Ah.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast

2016-03-11T08:56:19Z

Arthur Spatchcock: Undo revision 196185 by KCWC (talk)

'''Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast''' is the very first video Chris recorded from his PlayStation 4, he "streamed" it on March 6, 2016. One should immediately notice the higher quality Chris is recording compared to his [[PlayStation 3]]. This is due to the fact that Chris is using the [[PSEye]]'s sucessor, the PlayStation Camera, which provides more better video (and audio) quality than the PSEye, and on that note, the fact that [[Chris Loses It|Chris has not abused it yet]]. Even so, however, it doesn't stop Chris from [[Chris and cinematography|not knowing how to work the camera.]] Also take note that Chris doesn't know [[Honor Roll|the difference between an actual broadcast and a recording]].

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VMBpSTY2v3g}}
| stardate = 6 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Sky blue [[MLP|Rainbow Dash]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
| next = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

[''Chris is standing in the middle of the room.'']

...and all, this Christine Chandler with my first ever broadcast... and uh, recording through my new PlayStation 4. [''Chris motions offscreen''] Ah, given me, given to me graciously from Kagney Lynn Moore of Seattle, Washington. She was very generous. It was the uh, well it was the typical [[Niggos|black]] version, yes, but um... and—[''Chris picks up the controller and holds it up to the camera''] but she gave me a blue controller also so that's a big plus. And I had already bought the camera, so... that's okay. Uh—anyway, uhm, so I'm very grateful. Thank you, Kagney, very much. [''Chris throws up his hands as if he doesn't know what to do'']. Uh... [''he waves his hand around''] is there a camera lag? Hmm, no... seems okay...

Anyways, so, uh.... so aside from that, um... what else, what else—oh! [''Chris reaches over and grabs a large tray full of his [[amiibo|amiibos]]''] She picked out her big—her figure she wanted and um, ordered dem from the shop on [[Etsy]]. [''Chris holds the tray up to the camera''] And I get to show this off. The old big—ah—can't carry it—can carry it with one handle—my little set up here with all the amiibricks using technic rods and pieces and all that. Anyway well she ordered the uh... main... cast... hm... she ordered [''Chris points to each of the items'']] [[Angelica]] with the halo and the wings. Yeah. And then she also got the [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|me-chan Sonichu]] and me here. And she also purch—she also requested and purchased [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]] and [[Count Graduon]] just so we can all have EPIC BATTLES—[''Chris begins gibbering excitedly and incomprehensibly'']—and all that. [''fixing the [[Punchy]] amiibo'']

Punchy, what're you doing?

[''Chris impersonates Punchy''] "Your son pushed me down".

[''Returning to his normal voice''] *inaudible* holes in the bottom. Oh well, nobody's perfect. These things are 3D printed but they still work very well for what I need them for, these amiibricks.

[''Chris puts the tray back where it was before'']

Aaanyhow... so... [''[[sigh]]''] I don't know what else to think of on my mind right now, mmm... [''Chris nervously fiddles with his hair and looks into the camera''] So. [''Chris raises his arms again''] Well! Now you can see more of my area! [''Chris loudly slaps his arms to his sides''] So.. alright so... I just been, uh, side—well, I got the PS4 last Friday and uh, it's been good. My only disappointment is that it doesn't allow me to play my downloaded PS3 ga—my PS3 games digitally, the digital versions, so... I mean, I would say expecting now is looking forward to importing the Little Big Planet data and games from my PS3 onwards. Mah.. mmm.. I guess I'll have to start from scratch in the LBP3 software but soon I will be recording and sharing the uh, commentary on watching the entire [[autism]] tutorial, here's for my new PS4 and the camera!

So... thank ya again Kagney. Y'all have a good, safe day. Uhm... [''Chris plays with the controller and lifts it higher''] how do I get this thing to stop? Uh... Oh! Ah. [''The video ends but the audio continues''] Don't want it on there, I'm done with this. [''The video comes back, with recording overlays''] Okay now I'm getting—I'm starting to get a little ticked here... How do you shut—how do you get this thing to stop? [''The video cuts off again, resting on the homescreen. There are a few seconds of silence''] Ah.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Happy Birthday Tom

2016-03-11T08:56:09Z

Arthur Spatchcock: Undo revision 196186 by KCWC (talk)

'''Happy Birthday Tom''' is the second video Chris recorded from his [[PlayStation 4]], uploaded 6 [[March 2016]]. He addresses one Tom, wishing him a happy birthday. The sentiment takes the form of [[Amiibo]] being mashed together, accompanied by screeching.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday Tom
| video = {{#ev:youtube|26FnBcMNK6I}}
| stardate = 6 [[March 2016]]
| style =
| shirt = Sky blue [[MLP|Rainbow Dash]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast]]
| next = [[Happy Women's Day]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

...some of your sweetheart/girlfriend...ehhss. Anyway, your sweetheart/girlfriend Sammy, as anyway uh, I realize it's a day late for your birthday time, but, um, y'know, I was still setting up the, uh, ''PS4'' I just got and everything, so, eh, this works out pretty well—at least I get to stand and do this and that, I get a little bit more room and everything. [''Black overlay appears in top left corner, obscuring part of the video.''] Well, ele—anyway, mmm, so, here's the request, from mis—from your sweetheart. [''Chris holds up [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] amiibos''].

[''Chris holds up the Sonichu and Rosechu amiibos, miming their voices. He adopts a higher-pitched voice for Sonichu, and a quieter, even higher one for Rosechu.'']

'''Sonichu''': Happy birthday to you!

'''Rosechu''': Happy birthday to you!

'''Sonichu''': Happy birthday, happy birthday—

'''Rosechu''': Happy birthday to you, Mr. Thomas!

'''Both''': Yeeeeeeeeaaah!

[''Chris holds up an unbranded soda bottle containing Mountain Dew, intended to represent Master Shake'']

'''Master Shake voice (screaming muppet)''': Deep within the womb of time, a creature thus be born! And ye of years... twenty-four bells will chime! [''Chris turns the bottle to face Rosechu''] What? I'm Master Shake! What are you gonna do about it? Eh, whatever. Go fuck yourselves.

[''Chris places the soda back on the table.'']

[''normal voice''] Well, I hope that was money well spent for your sweetheart. Have a good day.

[''Chris repeatedly presses a button on his controller, as the video transitions to the home screen.'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

March 2016

2016-03-11T08:55:58Z

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{{Ongoing}}
'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2016]]'''. [[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|♪ Chris is back, all right! ♫]]

==Events of March 2016==
* 5 March - It is revealed that Chris bought a Ps4 with his own money.
* 7 March - Chris starts making videos using the [[Ps4]].
* 8 March - Chris wishes all of us a happy International Women's Day. He expects us to be aroused by his body.
* 17 March - [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|St. Patrick's Day]].

{{Timeline}}

Clyde Cash

2016-03-11T08:55:43Z

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{{Articleofthenow}}

{{DeadLinks}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Trolls
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Clyde Cash
|-
| '''Alias'''
| Gregg Mays
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 4 July 1976 (age {{Age|1976|7|4}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Siblings'''
| [[Ryan Cash]] (deceased)
|-
| '''Spouse'''
| [[PandaHalo]]
|-
| '''Children'''
| Penny Cash
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Internet troll Leader of [[The Miscreants]]
|-
|}

{{quote|Yer butt's gonna be in trouble|[[Barbara Chandler]] on Clyde Cash<ref>[[Hooker incident#Aftermath|The Hooker Incident]]</ref>}}
{{quote|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!|[[Chris]] on Clyde Cash<ref>[[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009]]</ref>}}

'''Clyde Cash''' (alias '''Gregg Mays''' - that's [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|Gregg with three G's]]) ([[America|4 July]] [[1976]]<ref>[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]</ref>) is the leader of [[The Miscreants]] and is often considered to be Chris's arch-nemesis. Out of all of Chris's [[trolls]], Clyde Cash remains quite possibly the most popular and notorious.

In Chris's revised [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Clyde is referred to as a "Starscream troll". This is a reference to the ''[[Transformers]]'' character Starscream, who would often switch sides or plot to overthrow Megatron behind the scenes. Chris says this [[Chris and reality|because he believes]] Clyde allegedly killed [[BlueSpike]].<ref>[[Mumble 12]]</ref>

Ironically, despite Chris' constant demonizing of him, Clyde has warned him about several things that would later return to bite him in the ass, such as his [[Chris%27s_resume|unwillingness to work]], [[Chris and money|spending habits]], and [[Women's rights|poor treatment of women]], and even [[IRC_(20_January_2009)|predicted]] Chris' innate desire to [[Tomgirl Saga|dress like a woman]].

==Origins==
[[Image:325504 - Chris-chan clyde cash.jpg|thumb|left|Clyde's butt being in trouble, courtesy of Chris.]]
{{protip|Ryan Cash is fake. The CWCki treats it as if he ''was'' real because he was to Chris. It's also funnier that way. If you didn't know that without having to be told, you're more [[autistic]] than Chris.}}

For the longest time, Clyde had no problems with Chris. Although he disapproved of some of the content, he was pleased to see the joy the franchise had brought his brother Ryan. Every night before bed, Clyde would read Ryan the latest ''[[Sonichu]]'' adventure until Ryan had dozed off to sleep (usually within the first three pages).

This changed when Chris announced, in his usual knee-jerk fashion, that he was going to stop drawing ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s. Clyde tried comforting the upset Ryan to no avail. One night in mid-[[December 2008]],<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> Clyde entered Ryan's bedroom, intending to share a tray of freshly baked gingerbread men, only to find the lifeless form of his brother swinging from a light fixture. The dark silhouette of his body threw ghostly shadows across the room.

On the desk Clyde found a note - apparently the pain of not knowing whether [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] would be released from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] was too much for the young Ryan to bear. Clyde screamed, but no sounds would come out. Collapsing to the floor, he swore undying revenge on Christian Weston Chandler.
{{clear}}

==The torment begins==
[[Image:ChrisVSClyde.JPG|thumb|left|Artist's interpretation of this epic struggle.]]
[[Image:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg|thumb|[[Virginia]]: [[Virginia is for Virgins|No longer for virgins]].]]
[[Image:Clydecashandannamclerran.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash turns [[Anna McLerran|ladies]] [[Homos|straight]].]]

Clyde's first act was to rape Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref>, but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next [[gal-pal]]. Chris believes that Clyde married Panda and had a "One Cent Daughter" named Penny.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

Then, Clyde [[Gregg Mays E-mails|posed as Gregg Mays]] (a web designer working for [[Nintendo]]) to gain access to [[Sonichu.net]]. Holding the site for ransom, he told Chris to make [[It's UGH!|a video proclaiming he was gay]]. He then told him to make a [[I am STRAIGHT|video declaring his STRAIGHTness]]. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site. Striking again, Clyde worked with a troll and got rid of the domain. Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of PandaHalo, Clyde managed to gain access again.

It was around this time that [[Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Jay Z]] were doing their ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' game project. Clyde then decided to make things more interesting and posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] to destroy any chance of the project. Teaming up with [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]], they created the [[Miyamoto Saga]].

[[Julie]] set up a [[Mumble]] chat in which Chris could communicate with TRUE and HONEST ''Sonichu'' fans. Clyde stalked Julie while infiltrating these chats to confront Chris. He began throwing demands to Chris such as [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|cleaning his room]]. Chris at the same time also bought SonichuandRosechu.com. Clyde got access yet again, this time with the help of Julie. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a thirteen-year-old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>

After that, he sent out his trusted [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Hebrew friend]] to scout out Chris's whereabouts. The MIPS turned [[Robert Simmons V]] into a troll and infiltrated [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]].<ref>[[Church Audio]]</ref> He then stole Chris's one and only date, [[Emily]].<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

When [[Ivy]] came along, he decided to continually harass her and despite Chris making a few threats, Ivy eventually gave in and rumors circulated about her killing herself.<ref>[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]</ref>

Oh, and Clyde also hacked into the [[PSN]] a few times, but then [[Jack Thaddeus]] [[Chris humps his PS3|did him one better...]]

And to think all this was done due to Chris not caring about one fan's tragic suicide.

On 22 [[May 2009]], the death of Clyde Cash, by a shotgun wound to the head, was reported by [[The Miscreants]]. The incident was deemed suicide, although some suspected foul play.
{{clear}}

==In the comic==
[[File:Cly.jpg|thumb|left|"Cly" in [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]].]]
[[Image:ClydeJackGay.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction of Clyde and Jack's final moments.]]

In the [[comic]], Cly(de) is a villain working for [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Apart from capturing [[Ivy]] and getting into a fight with Chris, he initially only appeared on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]], officially [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]]. Not much is known about Clyde, other than he lives in a mansion and owns a pickle gun and "slander ray."

He made his first appearance in the comic proper [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being [[homo]] trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he too condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing an innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6-story elevator shaft to their deaths.
{{clear}}

== Currently ==
[[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash and his buddy [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]].]]
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|left|thumb|Clyde with [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[File:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|Chris's bizarre attempt to [[100 2267|impersonate Clyde]].]]
[[File:Cash1.png|left|thumb|No one can be trusted when it comes to Cash!]]
[[File:Clyde mash.jpg|right|thumb|[[The Simpsons|Stupid sexy Cash!]]]]
[[File:Commissions H.jpg|left|thumb|Peace in our time.]]
After Clyde faked his death for reasons unknown, he came back with a vengeance. Chris wasn't very pleased.

In late [[2009]], when not battling [[Liquid Chris]] for the hand of [[Kacey]], Chris spent his time trying to convince Clyde Cash, alias Gregg Mays (or "Gregg Mays, alias Clyde Cash," depending on which name he remembers first) to face him in a one on one battle. Chris has recorded several feats of strength through a combination of Kacey trying to get him to get into [[obesity|shape]] and a desire to frighten Clyde with his [[Chris and health|bulging muscles]].

Chris had also a picture to blackmail Clyde, but ultimately nothing came of it other than a series of videos where Chris tries to torture Clyde.<ref>[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]], [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]], [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]], [[Getting Foam Ed]], [[Twin Falling Towers]], [[It will never end]], [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]</ref> Clyde scoffed at [[No More Jokes|the final video]].

However, because of the negative reaction to [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special'' #4]], Chris, in the [[CWCipedia]] mailbag, made clear that he would only sit and talk cooperatively with Clyde to get him to stop harassing him.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In_which_Chris_assumes_Clyde_Cash_would_punch_him|Mailbag 5]]</ref>

Eventually, Chris decided to revisit his old nemesis in [[2010]], believing he was the reason why he lost the heart of "[[The Wallflower]]". In it, he is shown fighting Clyde, then pulling a [[pocket knife|knife]] and [[Don't Mess With Me|slitting Clyde's throat]] as a [[Death threats|warning]] to all [[trolls]].

In another well-thought counter-trolling plan, Chris unsuccessfully [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|attempted to scam Clyde]] into paying Chris $9,001 for destroying his own [[PS3]]. This almost fail-proof scheme was however foiled thanks to [[Surfshack Tito]]'s vigilance.

In 2015, Chris drew art of him and Clyde making peace as part a [[Commissions|commission]].
{{clear}}

==Fan videos==
{{collapsible
|Clyde Cash Fan Videos
|
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan KILLED Clyde Cash (Never-Before-Seen Footage)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FiTVga0G8Ws}}
| stardate = 7 [[June 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheClydeCash TheClydeCash]
| subject = | type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Particle-chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NrhdImejktI}}
| stardate = 1 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PodMonkeyCWC PodMonkeyCWC]
| subject = | type = | info = }}
}}

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[A CWC Audition]]
*[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreggMays Gregg's YouTube account]
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?jmmyzlznhfa Post-date Conversations] - The part with Clyde begins at about 4:35.</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.
*<s>[http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1263141624839RA18 An International Tribute to Teh Graet Clyde Cash.]</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.

{{Clyde Saga}}

{{Trolls}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Cash, Clyde}}
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga]]

Sonichu (comic)

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{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:SonichuLogo.png|center|Man's ultimate Rorschach test.]]

{{quote|[[Chris and art|My art]] speaks for me.|[[Chris]].<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]</ref>}}

'''''Sonichu''''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s official poorly-[[Art|drawn]] and [[Chris and writing|written]] comic book about the adventures and travails that befell "[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|him]]" and his (imaginary) friends. Despite starting out as a comic about the titular character, it quickly turned into a wish-fulfillment outlet for Chris and his depraved fantasies, with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] being a main character in name only, playing second fiddle to Chris's almighty [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]] self-insert.

==Introduction==
[[Image:SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|180px|[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|THE WORLD'S MOST WAY PAST COOL COMIC!]]]]

The inadvertent shattering of his heart from [[Sarah Hammer]], along with the expulsion from English class and the confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], provided the impetus for Christian to kick-start the comic series in full force. It initially served as a complement to his [[Love Quest]] as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boost his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey; after all, [[Sonichu]] ''is'' "Zappin' to the Extreme!" He is Christian Weston Chandler's ''only'' son, and the first ''way past cooler'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

The comics series was originally hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's [[Sonichu site|homepage]] (as seen in the [[CWCipedia]] archive). In 2013 he began to upload the comics as albums on his [[Facebook]] page, and he affirmed in 2015, when he picked up the comic again, that this would be the place to find new pages. In [[September 2015]] he finally began to sell printed and autographed issues on [[Etsy]] and Lulu.com. The comic was originally promoted from now-defunct ''Sonichu'' business cards, and he has since graduated to flyers. Each new addition to the series proudly sports a "To be continued..." disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: in the fifteen years since the character's creation, Chris has yet to complete twelve issues, even though he has zero responsibilities and unlimited free time.

==Reader's Guide to ''Sonichu''==

===How-to and Overview===
[[Image:JargonPage.jpg|thumb|180px|The ever infamous JARGON page.]]
[[Image:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|180px|TO BE CONTINUED (c.) 2001-????]]

The ''Sonichu'' series began with issue #0 instead of #1, and each issue contained multiple separately-numbered "episodes", so [[trolls|readers]] often lost track of which story happened in which issue. For example, [[Black Sonichu]] was introduced in Episode #4, which was the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which was in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters were the [[Sub-Episodes]] about Christian's [[Love Quest]], which appeared in issues #0-4, and were numbered separately from the main stories.

Issues #0 and #1 featured [[Sonichu]] as the unchallenged star of the series, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic had abruptly transitioned to Christian encountering people from his real life in shitty [[anime]] battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters were made in #3, but all pretense was dropped in #4-#7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Christian, as the leader of a heroic [[Chaotic Combo|band of recolors]], to battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh|a college dean]], a group of ineffectual [[Jerkop|security guards]], [[manajerks|store managers]], and later on, [[trolls|Internet trolls]] and [[Alec Benson Leary|other people who made fun of the comic]]. Originally it was mostly innocent and harmless, being the by-product of a simple man with a childish imagination, until it became an outlet to call out trolls, explore his depraved [[Sonichu 8|sexual desires]] and live out his [[Sonichu 10|violent revenge fantasies]].

The comic series was presented as if it were a cartoon or [[anime]] (which might explain why the comics mimic visual effects that work in an audiovisual context but fail on paper), and was encapsulated into ''seasons'' with various episodes (or "series", for our European friends). [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was intended to wrap up the "first season" of ''Sonichu''. This opened a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: was ''Sonichu'' intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in [[CWCville]], or was it the historical documentation of Christian's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it was destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood.3F|''hallowed be His name'']]. Either way, it remained unanswered whether Christian continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul would consider these as "storyboards" for proper licensing and production.

===Art imitating life===
Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Christian wrote himself out of the series toward the end of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], trapping the Christian character in the [[Time Void]] so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting [[4-cent garbage.com]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as the clear Sue tendencies of [[Reginald Sneasel]].

He returned from the Time Void at the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], giving all non-Chris characters approximately one issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Chris and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — issue #10 is one of the most Christian-centric of the entire series.

Following the theft of his [[Medallions of Fail]] by [[Blanca]], Christian immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Since this story was necessarily set after Christian escapes the Time Void, it was deemed a special preview of ''Sonichu'' #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished ''Sonichu'' #8 nor begun ''Sonichu'' #9.

Chris started ''Sonichu'' #11 in [[December 2009]] and completed ''Sonichu'' #10 in [[February 2010]]. He produced a revised ending to issue #10 in [[October 2010]].<ref>[[Book10Replacement]]</ref> After a long inspirationless lull, he began churning out new pages of Sonichu #11 in [[September 2015]].

Chris has claimed that in total, he plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his lifetime.<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref>

==Currently==
{{Quote|I have not ended Sonichu; I only lost inspiration to draw, thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}

On 27 [[May 2010]], Chris announced that he was abandoning the [[CWCipedia]] to the trolls. On 30 [[October 2010]], Chris claimed that the trolls drained his creativity and scared him away from drawing any more ''Sonichu''.<ref>[[DrainedCreativity]]</ref>

On 27 February [[2013]], Chris wrote in a [[Facebook]] post that he might continue, but probably won't.
{{Quote|When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.}}

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris's house [[Destruction Of Chris's House|was gutted by a fire]]. This potentially means that all of Chris's artwork, including the master copies of the ''Sonichu'' comics, may be permanently lost, but Chris did manage to save his Nintendo DSi, so they possibly survived. They also continue to survive in digital form all across the Internet, and on the CWCki itself.

In a Facebook post on April 2015, Chris stated that if Sonichu was released as downloadable content for the fourth iteration of the ''Super Smash Bros.'' video game, he would ''consider'' resuming the Sonichu comics. Needless to say, the probability of either of these possibilities were slim to none.

A [[August 2015 Facebook Posts#New Comics?|Facebook post]] in August 2015, while Chris was enthusiastically selling his [[Sonichu Amiibo|<s>knockoff</s> "official" Amiibo figures]], seemed to imply Chris was once again interested in returning to the comics;
{{Quote|I am setting up an opportunity for me to get back to drawing the pages, and getting Paid too[...]}}

On 4 [[September 2015]], Chris confirmed the rumors as true and finally added new content to ''Sonichu'' for the first time in 5 years. 11 new pages were added to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]] that day, with more pages added to the album "maybe every other week"; however, he cannot make any promises due to "unforeseeable variables and circumstances."

==The Sonichu canon==

===Official releases===

{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot Summary
|-
| rowspan="5"|[[Image:issuezero.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 0|'''''Sonichu'' #0''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #1
| "Sonichu's Orgin"
| Sonichu and Rosechu are created by the Chaotic Rainbow. Kel adopts Rosechu. ''First appearance of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Kel]], and [[Rosechu]]. Only appearance of [[Perfect Chaos]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #2
| Sonichu in "Genesis of the Lovehogs"
| Sonichu, [[obesity|hungry]] and lonesome, follows Rosechu home to Kel. They fall in love.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #3
| "Sonichu vs. Naitcirhc" [''sic'']
| Sonichu and Rosechu go shopping; Naitsirhc tries to kidnap Rosechu but Sonichu fights off his Zapdos and rescues Rosechu. Mayor Chris congratulates him. ''First appearance of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].''
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Classic Sonichu Strips"
| Random stupid stories with Sonichu. ''First appearance of [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake), [[Jerkops]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Only appearances of [[Metonic]], [[Vamprosa]], and [[Barbara Chandler]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #1
| "Christian Chandler in ''Jerkop-tastropie''"
| Chris is [[Calling Out|called out]] by a manajerk and transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu to fight him and the jerkops off.
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:issueone.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 1|'''''Sonichu'' #1''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #4
| "Black Sonichu in ''Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!''"
| The origin of Blake! ''First appearance of [[Doctor Robotnik]], [[Giovanni]], and [[Bill the Scientist]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #5
| "Sonichu in ''Informal Meeting''"
| Blake kidnaps Rosechu. Sonic and Sonichu run into each other and then team up.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #6
| "Sonic & Sonichu ''Black Metal Combat''"
| Sonic and Sonichu fight Robotnik's latest creation. ''Only appearance of [[Metal Sonichu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #2
| "Christian Chandler in ''The Rise & Fall of My Heart''"
| The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna. ''Only appearance of [[Hanna]].''
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:SchuComic3Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 2|'''''Sonichu'' #2''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #7
| "Sonichu in ''Anchuent Prophecy''"
| Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. ''First appearance of [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Wes Iseli]], and the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].'' ''Only appearance of the Keeper of the Destiny Cave.''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #8
| "Christian Chandler in ''Chaos & Serenity''"
| The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight. ''First appearance of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Saramah Rosechu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #9
| "Chris-Chan, Saramah, & Wes-Li in ''The Evil that Stomped CWCville''"
| Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville! ''First appearance of [[Count Graduon]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #3
| "Christian Chandler & Sonichu in ''Witch Confront''"
| Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Issue3.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 3|'''''Sonichu'' #3''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #10
| "Sonichu Babies"
| The origins of the Chaotic Combo! ''First appearances of [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Sonee and Rosey]]. Only appearance of Nabe, [[Mypoe]], and the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #11
| "The Chaotic Combo in ''When Hedgehogs Meet''"
| Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite! ''Only appearance of [[Flame the Sunbird]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #4
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack''"
| Chris is attacked in the M-C-D-ville by two Manajerks! ''First appearance of [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[W-M Manajerk]], and [[Darkbind Sonichu]].'' ''Only appearance of Super Chris-chan Sonichu.''
|-
| rowspan="8"|[[File:Issue4.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 4|'''''Sonichu'' #4''']]
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #1
| "Christian Chandler in ''Jerkop-tastropie''"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #0.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #2
| "Christian Chandler in ''The Rise & Fall of My Heart''"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #1.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #3
| "Christian Chandler & Sonichu in ''Witch Confront''"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #2.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #4
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack''"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #3.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #5
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack Part 2''"
| Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks! ''First appearance of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] and [[W-M Manajerk]]. Last appearance of the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #6
| "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"
| Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops. ''First appearance of [[ScotPalazzo]].''

|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #7
| "Christian Chandler in ''Off-Target''"
| Bagget arrives to attack Chris! ''First appearance of [[Bagget]] and [[Crackder]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #8
| "Christian Chandler in ''Off-Target Part 2''"
| Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 5|'''''Sonichu'' #5''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #12
| "Christian Chandler in ''My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding''"
| Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of [[Megan Schroeder]], saves the day. ''First appearance of [[Megagi La Skunk]].'' ''Only appearances of [[William Spicer]] and [[Sailor Megtune]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #13
| "Shattered Hearts & Entrapment"
| Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror! ''First appearance of [[DJ Jamsta]].''
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 6|'''''Sonichu'' #6''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #12.5
| "One Lucky Dog"
| Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes an anthropomorphic dog with magic powers. ''First appearances of [[Patti-Chan]] and [[Allison Amber]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #14
| "Evil is Afoot!"
| Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance. ''First appearance of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].''
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 7|'''''Sonichu'' #7''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #15
| "Sonichu, Magi-Chan, and Christian in ''Time for a Ball''"
| Chris learns the location of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]] and goes to get it. ''Only appearance of [[Sammy]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #16
| "C.W.C. and Sonichu in ''Time Hogs''"
| Chris and Sonichu retrieve a Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the [[Time Void]].
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!"
| DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami. ''First appearance of [[Jiggliami]] and [[Blanca]].'' ''Only appearance of [[Robert Simmons V]].''
|-
|rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 8|'''''Sonichu'' #8''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #17
| "Rage Against the Garbage"
| After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about [[4-cent garbage.com]] and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble. ''First appearance of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[The Incredible Lioness]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #18
| "Spring Break, 2008"
| Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball. ''First appearance of [[Zapina]], [[Simonla Rosechu]], and [[Silvana]].'' ''Last appearance of [[Jiggliami]] and Blanca.'' ''Only appearance of [[Yawning Squirtle]].''
|-
|rowspan="2"| [[File:SchuComic9.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 9|'''''Sonichu'' #9''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #19
| "Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)"
| THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes! ''First appearances of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla]], and Rita Jackaras.'' ''Only appearance of Ms. Jackaras.''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #20
| "CWC-Defense"
| The PVCC mounts a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void. ''First appearance of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] and the [[Power Rangers]].'' ''Only appearance of [[BILLY MAYS]].''
|-
| [[File:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 10|'''''Sonichu'' #10''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #21
| "Christian Chandler in ''Director Amenities''"
| [[Ego|Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!]] ''First appearance of [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Lovely Weather]], [[Asperchu]], [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], Metal Asperchu, the [[Asperpedia Four]], and [[Sandy Rosechu]].'' ''Deaths of Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, the Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, and Simonla.''
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 11|'''''Sonichu'' #11''']]
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"A Sonichu Christmas"
| [[Christmas]] is coming, and Sonichu, Rosechu, and their children faff about the place doing nothing of importance. Cera befriends [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]], a ''[[Peanuts]]''-type character. Robbie and Sonichu help a homeless woman. [[Simonla Rosechu]] miraculously recovers from her execution.

''First appearance of [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]], [[Stephanie]].'' ''Resurrection of [[Simonla Rosechu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #22
| "[Clip Show Episode]"
| Chris has stated that "The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed."<ref>[[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 12|'''''Sonichu'' #12''']]
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"A Sonichu Christmas" (Continuation)
| Continuation of the [[Christmas]] special.<ref>[[CWC_Blog#14_February_2010]]</ref>
|}

===Special editions===
These special issues were one-offs intended for [[gal pal|specific audiences]], but subsequently obtained by trolls and publicly released.

{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;"
! style="background:silver; | Image
! style="background:silver; width=20% | Issue
! style="background:silver; width=20% | Informal Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot Summary
|-
| [[File:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special #1'']]
| CWC Holding Out For a Hero
| style = "text-align:left;"| Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of "Cly". ''First appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Clyde Cash]].''
|-
| [[File:IvyWedding.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu Special 2|''Sonichu Special #2'']]
| Wedding Comic
| style = "text-align:left;"| The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy. ''Only appearances of Spas the Cat, Canino Houndhowl, Lilith, Rachel, [[Ching Chong]], and the unnamed priest.''
|-
| [[File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu Special 3|''Sonichu Special #3'']]
| Giant Penis Comic
| style = "text-align:left;"| The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy. ''Last appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Officer Keino]].''
|-
| [[File:SchuComicSP4P3.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special #4'']]
| Gun Comic
| style = "text-align:left;"| [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] "rescues" [[Kacey]] from [[CChanSonichuCWC]] (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey. ''Only appearances of [[Kacey]], Kacey's mom, [[Matthew Devoria]], and [[Liquid Chris]].''
|}

==Marketing==
In his [[August 2009]] [[resume|résumé]], Chris stated that his dream was to "get me paper-published with a comic book company like Archie, Marvel, DC or Dark Horse comics." He finally made this happen--sort of--in [[September 2015]], when he discovered [[Wikipedia:Lulu (company)|Lulu.com]] and put a bound copy of Sonichu #0 for sale for ten bucks. A print version of Book #1 appeared the following month. Although his Lulu account disappeared from public view after about a week, he continued to offer the books (autographed upon request) on [[Etsy]]. He made routine updates on [[Facebook]].

A recipient of the first issue provided a review:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/9-23-15-printed-number-zero-book-now-available-through-lulu.12833/page-5#post-1014307]]</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|The cover is pixelated and shitty, Chris really obviously just stretched out whatever resized image he happened to have on his PC at the time, rather than rescan the original or do anything that required any effort.

The spine is completely fucked up, and spills over onto the back of the book, making it totally useless -- the bottom half of text can't be viewed from the side. If by some shitty reason you ever wanted to buy multiple future issues to put on your shelf, you'd never be able to tell which one is which. I don't know if this is because he just copied/pasted a book spine he ''assumed'' would work, or if he really underestimated how big the book would be. Probably both. The result is that the cover is one of the worst things in comic history. It honestly is so poorly done and so low quality that if Chris wasn't ''saying'' it was his I would assume this was a troll attempt to make him look bad.

The back cover is significantly less pixelated, but still looks like garbage because it is, of course, drawn all in markers and pen by Chris.

The paper used is matte and looks like the lowest quality/cheapest option he could get it printed on. Someone else mentioned it looks like "draft" quality and that pictures make it better -- it seriously is so ugly and the resolution so low, it looks like a test page, and I can't even capture how shitty it is on camera. I've purchased comics from Lulu before, and they weren't nearly this bad, so there must be varying levels of publishing quality (or Lulu themselves has dropped in quality significantly -- it's been years) and Chris picked the worst.

So, it's exactly what you expect. Low quality and no effort by Chris other than uploading it. He didn't even check to see if things fit on the ''cover''.}}

As advertised on Etsy:

===Printed and Autographed Sonichu #0 Comic Book===
{{Main|Sonichu 0}}
{{quotebox|
$10.00

'''Overview'''

* Handmade item
* Materials: paper, ink
* Made to order
* Ships worldwide from Ruckersville, Virginia

'''Item Details'''

This is a Preorder of a Printed version of my first Sonichu Comic Book, #0. It will be in Comic Book size and paper format. The reserve price is an estimate, and it allows room for the print set of Book #1, which follows Book #0.

See the hand drawn beginnings of Sonichu and Rosechu, as well as their classic and romantic coming together and meet, the meeting and battle against [[Naitsirhc]], a few past drawn classic comic strips, and the first of a few [[sub-episodes]] featuring the artist/author, years before finding herself, feeling lost and searching for true love from friendship, intended, but finds constant troubles from the past goons of her arch nemesis, [[Count Graduon]] (with holstered help from the witch, [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]).

(Of which SEGA is still quoted for their Sonic characters, but I have my own personal copyright on Sonichu, Rosechu, and everything else therein. Also, any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of my own, that may seem similar to anyone in real life or wherever else, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic, and not cannon to their source stories and/or formats). Also, the legal page, and the corner author note on the front will be updated to respectively match my current name and other related items. The contents of this and the other completed and future books have been edited to allow the age range to be for the TV-Y7 and above.

It will take me a week or two to put together the pages into the publishing site's template size, uploading them there, and then it will take up to another four weeks for them to print and ship the books to me, so I can autograph them and send them each off to each person who will have reserved a copy. Therefore, the estimated wait time for the books' full completion will be as late as the end of October of this year.

Also, please do continue to show me your support by buying a medal, an amiibo figure, or donate towards my creation and peace of mind cause. Thank You, and have a Great and Safe Day.

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}}

On 23 September, Chris edited the first paragraph of this description to read:

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Please note: This book is now available from its matching listing on [[Wikipedia:Lulu (company)|lulu.com]]. ONLY by ordering it through me, will I have the chance to personally autograph your copy of the book for you. Otherwise, you may go to the listing on lulu.com and order a physical copy for yourself there as well. My price here covers shipping from there to me, and then to you. Thank you.}}

In the second week of October, however, his Lulu account went down, and he had to change this again:

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Please note: This is the ONLY way to order the book; I have it printed through Lulu.com (the listing there is only viewable to me); anyhow, I stil have the liberty to personally autograph your copy of the book for you. If you do not wish it autographed, please select the Variation Option of "Not Autographed Book". The advantage of having it not autographed, being I can order it from the printer and have it shipped to your address, but it won't be in a comic book sleeve. And each copy sent from me will be shipped in a plastic Comic Book Sleeve with cardboard lining, inside a large envelope. My price here covers shipping from there to me, and then to you. Thank you.}}

===Printed and Autographed Sonichu #1 Comic Book===
{{Main|Sonichu 1}}

The description text was more or less identical to that for Sonichu #0.

{{quotebox|
$10.00

'''Item Details'''

In this book, see the genetic cloning of Sonichu, with an accidental dose of cherry cola, resulting in Blake Sonichu. Teaming up in the conclusion to the accident in Book 0, Sonichu and Sonic work together to rescue Rosechu from a Team Rocket, USA Division, crew and robotics scientists, Dr. Ren Skysoar, and his robotic creation.

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==Adaptations and related work==
* ''Sonichu'' Remake
* ''Sonichu Issue #11 Smack Jeeves - A continuation of the comic series but, not done in a Chris fashion.
* ''Sonichu'' Finale
* [[Audiobooks|''Sonichu'': The Audiobook Saga (TM)]]
* ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''
* ''Sonichu R'' - A rewrite on ff.net.
* ''Sonichu The Mysterious Hedgimon'' - A re imagining on wattpad.com
* ''Sonichu'' Fan Continuation Project - A fan continuation on sonichufancontinuation.wordpress.com
* ''Sonichu Unleashed'' - Fan Continuation on Deviantart

==References==
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==External links==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection CWCipedia comic archive (Episode #20 updates included)]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu TV Tropes: ''Sonichu'']
* [http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html Video stating that ''Sonichu'' is too bad to be featured on Atop the Fourth Wall, which reviews bad comics.]

{{Sonichu}}

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Autism Tutorial

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[[Image:1298064748222.jpg|thumb|Help spread awareness! Also shower me with [[Flipnote|praises]] and [[Modnation|positive ratings]]! ]]

The '''Autism Tutorial''' is a [[Wikipedia:Machinima|machinima]] series of seven levels made by Chris in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'' on 13 [[February 2011]]. The levels, just as most of Chris's other ''LittleBigPlanet'' projects, consist entirely of non-interactive cutscenes.

Contrary to what the name suggests, and in line with any project Chris takes on, he does not keep on topic but quickly moves on to bitter rambling about the main struggles of his life, such as his [[high school]] graduation, being [[banned]] from places, and losing his [[galpal|galpals]].

In classic Chris fashion, he uses most of the tutorial to blame everybody else for these problems, ranging from [[Bob]] for seeding [[Barb]] at a late age, to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]] for banning him for his behavior, and random strangers on the street for not [[Ego|acknowledging]] him.

The majority of the presentation pertains to Chris's abject loneliness, as "quitting the [[Internet]]" clearly hasn't led to the varied social life he envisioned.

These levels were uploaded shortly before Chris [[:File:I am tomgirl.jpg|announced himself]] to be a "[[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]]," on 30 [[March 2011|March]]. The sackboy version of himself in these episodes wears the clothing of pre-Tomgirl Chris, including his "classic" sweater. This suggests that the tomgirl transition was rather sudden. He told [[Jackie]] on 26 March that he had "gone through an emotional 180, more or less, within the past month."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> Chris's avatar does, however, have the long reddish-blonde hair that would later become a staple of his Tomgirl look (which, when combined with his [[Pedo-Glasses]], makes his avatar look oddly like Chuckie from ''Rugrats''), even though Chris didn't experiment with this hair color in real life until around [[July 2011]].

==Videos==

*[[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Part 1]] - Chris reads off the [[Wikipedia]] entry on autism.
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 2|Part 2]] - Chris rambles about how he wants to be treated.
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 3|Part 3]] - Chris talks about himself and his experiences at [[Manchester High School]].
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 4|Part 4]] - Chris talks about offline socialization and how he thinks it should work.
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 5|Part 5]] - Chris demonstrates how people should make friends before beating up [[Clyde Cash]].
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 6|Part 6]] - Chris rants about the [[friend zone]] and a cure for autism.
*[[Autism Tutorial Extra|Extra]] - Chris mocks [[Asperger syndrome]] - and beats up Hans Asperger - because he doesn't like the way the word sounds.

==References==
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[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

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User talk:KCWC

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Arthur Spatchcock:

sysops block this ween's IP

User talk:KCWC

2016-03-11T08:52:17Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

sysops block this ween

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User talk:KCWC

2016-03-11T08:50:51Z

Arthur Spatchcock: This user keeps vandalizing the CWCki

Block this IP this person keeps vandalizing the CWCki

Template:The Internet

2016-02-26T02:23:41Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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|list5 = "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]"{{•}} [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]

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2016-02-24T01:57:04Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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2016-02-24T01:56:38Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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Talk:CWCki Forums

2016-02-13T00:35:10Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

I didn't feel comfortable making an article, given I founded the forum, but given that Chris will refer to things on the forum, that he is an occasional lurker, plus others in the /cwc/ community will make references to the forum (though usually derogatory).

Maybe talk about the screencaps, a screenshot of what the forum looks like for a regular user, just don't get too detailed as we're mostly interested in how it's relevant to Chris and not so much about the history of the forum itself.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:06, 25 October 2012 (PDT)

: I've rewritten the introduction a bit and expanded on what the boards are for, but that's all pretty self-evident. The main contribution here is the introduction of links to forward curious people to the boards.
: I'd include the screenshots, but I don't have them, and people have correctly pointed out that maybe advertising the board as a "Chris Hotspot" would be counterproductive to the quality of the forum.
: It'd be someone else's call on what to do with that. I think some notable events, notable posters (such as Asperchu's Creator), and some screenshots of Chris' facebook statuses would contribute to the ''value'' of the wiki article immensely. --[[User:Null|Null]] 11:00, 27 October 2012 (PDT)

The forums have been down for nearly a week. Should I be concerned? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 21:00, 11 November 2012 (PST)
:We should have a new site up and running within the next couple days. We still haven't heard back from Forumer, so who knows if/when that will be resolved. They're not handling this very professionally. Either way, stay tuned. Things will be fixed shortly. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 12:13, 12 November 2012 (PST)
Somebody complained about cyberbullying, huh? Sigh. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 14:28, 12 November 2012 (PST)

TOS'd again on 1/29/13. Any news on a new board? [[User:Methdera|Strato]] 22:04, 29 January 2013 (PST)

Hate to say it, but I'm considering of making a new relief forum. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 17:06, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I created a new forum which is not under forumer. Now let me edit something to make it ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 17:16, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I hope it's not verboten to write about "paintingatree". Has anybody saved his posts? [[User:Hasharin|Hasharin]] 16:56, 7 May 2013 (PDT)

==Paintingtree==
I can't confirm or deny it's Chris, but saying it is, why are we saying it's his final post? He could come back, I don't think he's banned, I usually know who gets banned, so we can't really it's really final. Don't be so pessimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:58, 31 August 2013 (PDT)

== Kiwi Farms ==

Should we retcon the title to Kiwi Farms, because the CWCki Forums no longer exist? --[[User:Arthur Spatchcock|Arthur Spatchcock]] ([[User talk:Arthur Spatchcock|talk]]) 00:35, 13 February 2016 (UTC)

Talk:CWCki Forums

2016-02-13T00:33:30Z

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Talk:Reddit

2016-02-10T01:23:25Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

I am inclined to believe that this is not the true and honest Chris. --[[User:Acrylicpaint|Acrylicpaint]] ([[User talk:Acrylicpaint|talk]]) 14:05, 8 February 2016 (UTC)

:I agree, these messages were posted at around 12:30 EST, so I doubt Chris would post those after only a few minutes of waking up. --[[User:PhantomSeance|PhantomSeance]] ([[User talk:PhantomSeance|talk]]) 22:13, 8 February 2016 (UTC)
:Whoops sorry. You can delete this if you want. --[[User:Arthur Spatchcock|Arthur Spatchcock]] ([[User talk:Arthur Spatchcock|talk]]) 01:23, 10 February 2016 (UTC)

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2016-01-31T22:17:14Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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[[Image:PSNTracker.png|PSN Activity tracker]] 
'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''''The Last of Us''''' for the [[PS3]]. 
Chris has spent over '''$8581.62''' of [[Monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's [[PSN]] is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].
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CWC Shout Out to Sarah May

2016-01-30T20:01:11Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

'''CWC Shout Out to Sarah May''' is a video made after [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because [[Chris]] called her "[[Julie]]" multiple times in [[Mumble 8]] on 17 [[February 2009]].
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| previous = [[CWC Update 10 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 10 February 2009]]
| next = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009#Video|CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
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=== Transcript ===
This message is for [[Sarah May]]. Sarah, I feel terrible about what-about the big mistake I made in our conversation. I hope you don't do anything stupid, I pray you're still alive and well. 'Cause If you, you, submitted [[Ryan Cash|suicide]] or hurt yourself, because of my actions, I'd feel terrible.

Sarah, I care about you very much. Please, [[Chris and death|be alive]], I care about you...as a friend. And you are a sweet friend, and you are, you are, a sweetest, the sweetest among my sweetest friend I've made in my lifetime and I'd just cry if I lost you. Let me know that you're still alive. Send another application to join the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. If you replied, you reply, and mention, I know you're still alive and we can put all this behind us.

Hopefully I'll get to talk to you again soon. I love you, Sarah May. I love you as my friend.

==Fan videos==
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| subject = ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''
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One year later, a very dramatic and heartwarming edition of the story of Sarah and Chris was released by Clyde Pictures. This is the ending of the movie.

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Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David

2016-01-30T19:29:44Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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'''Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 23 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. Chris, still high on victory, turns his attention to [[BlueSpike]], believing him to be the cause of [[weens]] [[prank call]]ing his house solely to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAAAAY!]]" and call him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]. His reasoning for going after BlueSpike also seemed to be more towards his condition of [[Asperger's]] and the fact that he has no job, likes big rooms and is a gamer, despite the fact that BlueSpike would only be about 15-16 by the time of the video and unable to get a proper job, unlike a certain 30-year-old we know. He "outs him" as fellow lolcow David Harlow, a.k.a. nesshelper, which is false for a multitude of reasons.

It, too, was removed from YouTube shortly after being posted due to "hate speech".

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| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|[[Internet]]}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Mix 107.3 Shirt
| previous = [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]
| next = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]
}}

== Transcript ==
[[File:Toht.jpg|thumb|Chris looked at the ark.]]

[''Chris puts his hand to his mouth and clears his throat''] JUUULAYYYYYY! JUUUULAAYY! IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! [''waves his hands''] JUUULLLAY! Hello, Ian! Why is your last name Brandon Anderson? JUUUUULLAYYY! [''blows raspberry while flipping the bird''] And that's who we are calling out next. The, uh, person who posed-pretended to be an adult woman but yet was a little, uh, little brat. Al...he was also known as his alias Max, and BlueSpike, but his real name is...[''hits pad of paper offscreen''] David! And he lives in...[''hits pad again''] California!

Don't know that much about his age, but he's at least 13 years old. And guess what...he is confirmed to have... [''dramatic lean forward''] Asperger's! And I don't care much for Aspergians, and I do not care to be associated with, erm, an-... and I do not accept the [''makes quote-marks hand gesture''] scientific fact that [[autism]] is linked to assburgers at any time. I would quote myself as to what I said in the esstra part of [[Autism Tutorial Extra|my ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' animation]], but I don't remember the words at this point.

''[picks up camera and turns around, with it facing the back of the room]''

Except that it definitely sounds like a bad cut of cow meat. And of course he was responsible for dat Julie fiasco and making me drive all the way to Cleveland, Ohioooo! And cutting up, one of the, cutting up the second medal, and ''[murmurs, sounding a bit like Popeye] [[Julie Reveals Herself|shoving it up my ass.]]'' And... he likes ''[dramatic gesture]'' big rooms! [[Chris and hypocrisy|And he has no job]]! And he is also a gamer. Here is a close up, featured from his photograph!

''[Chris turns the camera around to face the TV]''

''[high pitched]'' Look at his buck [[Fangs|teeth]]! ''normal again'' Or at least the gap between his teeth. That's a biiiig gap! Look at how big that gap is! Huh? Gap! Teeth! Buck teeth? Perhaps. But definitely a gap.

''[Chris turns the camera back towards himself while spinning around]''

And, Mr. David, you have until [[September 2011|September]] fifteenth to come up with the apology video, and leave me and my family and my friends at peace, oh, and also in your apology video tell everyone to stop making phonecalls to me that say ''[the [[Claw of Fail]]]'' JUUULLAAAAY! JUUULLLAAAYYY! And get rid... make sure that no-one ever calls me Ian Brandon Anderson ever again, because, ''[fast]'' [[wikipedia:That's Not My Name|thatisnotmyname]]! ''[long pause]'' You have until September fifteenth. JUUUULLLLAAAY- ''[cuts out]''

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Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David

2016-01-30T19:29:31Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

====[[Template:Deletedvideo|Deletedvideo]]====
{{Deletedvideo|nocat=true}}
'''Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 23 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. Chris, still high on victory, turns his attention to [[BlueSpike]], believing him to be the cause of [[weens]] [[prank call]]ing his house solely to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAAAAY!]]" and call him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]. His reasoning for going after BlueSpike also seemed to be more towards his condition of [[Asperger's]] and the fact that he has no job, likes big rooms and is a gamer, despite the fact that BlueSpike would only be about 15-16 by the time of the video and unable to get a proper job, unlike a certain 30-year-old we know. He "outs him" as fellow lolcow David Harlow, a.k.a. nesshelper, which is false for a multitude of reasons.

It, too, was removed from YouTube shortly after being posted due to "hate speech".

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| name = Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David
| video = {{#ev:youtube|uEMFYldLCUM}}
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|[[Internet]]}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Mix 107.3 Shirt
| previous = [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]
| next = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]
}}

== Transcript ==
[[File:Toht.jpg|thumb|Chris looked at the ark.]]

[''Chris puts his hand to his mouth and clears his throat''] JUUULAYYYYYY! JUUUULAAYY! IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! [''waves his hands''] JUUULLLAY! Hello, Ian! Why is your last name Brandon Anderson? JUUUUULLAYYY! [''blows raspberry while flipping the bird''] And that's who we are calling out next. The, uh, person who posed-pretended to be an adult woman but yet was a little, uh, little brat. Al...he was also known as his alias Max, and BlueSpike, but his real name is...[''hits pad of paper offscreen''] David! And he lives in...[''hits pad again''] California!

Don't know that much about his age, but he's at least 13 years old. And guess what...he is confirmed to have... [''dramatic lean forward''] Asperger's! And I don't care much for Aspergians, and I do not care to be associated with, erm, an-... and I do not accept the [''makes quote-marks hand gesture''] scientific fact that [[autism]] is linked to assburgers at any time. I would quote myself as to what I said in the esstra part of [[Autism Tutorial Extra|my ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' animation]], but I don't remember the words at this point.

''[picks up camera and turns around, with it facing the back of the room]''

Except that it definitely sounds like a bad cut of cow meat. And of course he was responsible for dat Julie fiasco and making me drive all the way to Cleveland, Ohioooo! And cutting up, one of the, cutting up the second medal, and ''[murmurs, sounding a bit like Popeye] [[Julie Reveals Herself|shoving it up my ass.]]'' And... he likes ''[dramatic gesture]'' big rooms! [[Chris and hypocrisy|And he has no job]]! And he is also a gamer. Here is a close up, featured from his photograph!

''[Chris turns the camera around to face the TV]''

''[high pitched]'' Look at his buck [[Fangs|teeth]]! ''normal again'' Or at least the gap between his teeth. That's a biiiig gap! Look at how big that gap is! Huh? Gap! Teeth! Buck teeth? Perhaps. But definitely a gap.

''[Chris turns the camera back towards himself while spinning around]''

And, Mr. David, you have until [[September 2011|September]] fifteenth to come up with the apology video, and leave me and my family and my friends at peace, oh, and also in your apology video tell everyone to stop making phonecalls to me that say ''[the [[Claw of Fail]]]'' JUUULLAAAAY! JUUULLLAAAYYY! And get rid... make sure that no-one ever calls me Ian Brandon Anderson ever again, because, ''[fast]'' [[wikipedia:That's Not My Name|thatisnotmyname]]! ''[long pause]'' You have until September fifteenth. JUUUULLLLAAAY- ''[cuts out]''

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CatKnight Interview 2

2016-01-30T03:45:18Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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[[CatKnight Interview|After a successful interview]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.

== Highlights ==
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]

Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur talk about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, [[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series,]] as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is apparently able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive". Chris also talks about [[Megan]] after a long time, only to repeat the same old story.

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].
== Transcript ==
'''Arthur:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Ah, that's much better.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?

'''Arthur:''' Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Arthur:''' And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.

'''Chris:''' I think you mean, yeah, you mean the CWCki, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' The CWCki, is that what it is? Okay, so the CWCki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Arthur:''' But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, fire away.

'''Arthur:''' Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defense I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.

'''Arthur:''' Really? How did that turn out?

'''Chris:''' I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as scheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.

'''Arthur:''' The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?

'''Chris:''' Right, no sentences or incarceration.

'''Arthur:''' Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.

'''Chris:''' Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday

'''Arthur:''' Oh my!

'''Chris:''' So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.

'''Arthur:''' I hope they fed you well.

'''Chris:''' *Sigh,* Ah, yes.

'''Arthur:''' Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.

'''Chris:''' Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.

'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.

'''Arthur:''' Oh it's closed down now?

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.

'''Arthur:''' Is it? Ahh.

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates..

'''Arthur:''' Really? Do you go there often?

'''Chris:''' Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.

'''Arthur:''' Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|cold-hearted]] and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there

'''Arthur:''' It's no problem. Take your time.

'''Chris:''' Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he [[28 October 2011|immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail]] because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. Sounds good to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, God rest his soul.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

'''Chris:''' Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

'''Arthur:''' Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

'''Chris:''' Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

'''Arthur:''' Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

'''Chris:''' Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, I see.

'''Chris:''' ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

'''Chris:''' Y-- But yes, Sonichu: The Animated Series is not associated with me whatsoever.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|few pieces]] of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

'''Arthur:''' Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' How deplorable.

'''Chris:''' And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

'''Arthur:''' Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be colored with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, coloring.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

'''Arthur:''' You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

'''Arthur:''' Ooph!

'''Chris:''' --like, coloring with yellow, and you get lemon.

'''Arthur:''' Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

'''Arthur:''' So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

'''Chris:''' Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original coloring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

'''Arthur:''' Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

'''Arthur:''' That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

'''Arthur:''' Oh, it's a remake?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

'''Chris:''' Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, quite a rapscallion.

'''Chris:''' But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

'''Arthur:''' All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that CWCki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

'''Arthur:''' Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

'''Arthur:''' Good aspect on life to have.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the CWCki removed?

'''Chris:''' Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Arthur:''' How atrocious.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

'''Chris:''' Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

'''Arthur:''' No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the CWCki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Arthur:''' Because right--

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's--

'''Arthur:''' Oh go ahead, please.

'''Chris:''' Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Oh my.

'''Chris:''' Take down the CWCki website?

'''Arthur:''' Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

'''Chris:''' Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

'''Chris:''' Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

'''Arthur:''' I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but [[26 December 2014|I've matured]]. For the better.

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Bye--

'''Arthur:''' Before we start moving things forward.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

'''Chris:''' You have a good day too.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.
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CatKnight Interview 2

2016-01-30T03:44:59Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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[[CatKnight Interview|After a successful interview]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.

== Highlights ==
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]

Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur talk about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, [[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series,]] as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is apparently able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive". Chris also talks about [[Megan]] after a long time, only to repeat the same old story.

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].
== Transcript ==
'''Arthur:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Ah, that's much better.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?

'''Arthur:''' Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Arthur:''' And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.

'''Chris:''' I think you mean, yeah, you mean the CWCki, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' The CWCki, is that what it is? Okay, so the CWCki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Arthur:''' But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, fire away.

'''Arthur:''' Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defense I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.

'''Arthur:''' Really? How did that turn out?

'''Chris:''' I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as scheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.

'''Arthur:''' The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?

'''Chris:''' Right, no sentences or incarceration.

'''Arthur:''' Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.

'''Chris:''' Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday

'''Arthur:''' Oh my!

'''Chris:''' So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.

'''Arthur:''' I hope they fed you well.

'''Chris:''' *Sigh,* Ah, yes.

'''Arthur:''' Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.

'''Chris:''' Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.

'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.

'''Arthur:''' Oh it's closed down now?

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.

'''Arthur:''' Is it? Ahh.

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates..

'''Arthur:''' Really? Do you go there often?

'''Chris:''' Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.

'''Arthur:''' Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|cold-hearted]] and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there

'''Arthur:''' It's no problem. Take your time.

'''Chris:''' Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he [[28 October 11|immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail]] because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. Sounds good to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, God rest his soul.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

'''Chris:''' Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

'''Arthur:''' Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

'''Chris:''' Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

'''Arthur:''' Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

'''Chris:''' Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, I see.

'''Chris:''' ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

'''Chris:''' Y-- But yes, Sonichu: The Animated Series is not associated with me whatsoever.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|few pieces]] of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

'''Arthur:''' Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' How deplorable.

'''Chris:''' And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

'''Arthur:''' Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be colored with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, coloring.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

'''Arthur:''' You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

'''Arthur:''' Ooph!

'''Chris:''' --like, coloring with yellow, and you get lemon.

'''Arthur:''' Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

'''Arthur:''' So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

'''Chris:''' Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original coloring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

'''Arthur:''' Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

'''Arthur:''' That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

'''Arthur:''' Oh, it's a remake?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

'''Chris:''' Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, quite a rapscallion.

'''Chris:''' But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

'''Arthur:''' All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that CWCki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

'''Arthur:''' Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

'''Arthur:''' Good aspect on life to have.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the CWCki removed?

'''Chris:''' Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Arthur:''' How atrocious.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

'''Chris:''' Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

'''Arthur:''' No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the CWCki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Arthur:''' Because right--

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's--

'''Arthur:''' Oh go ahead, please.

'''Chris:''' Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Oh my.

'''Chris:''' Take down the CWCki website?

'''Arthur:''' Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

'''Chris:''' Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

'''Chris:''' Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

'''Arthur:''' I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but [[26 December 2014|I've matured]]. For the better.

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Bye--

'''Arthur:''' Before we start moving things forward.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

'''Chris:''' You have a good day too.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.
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CatKnight Interview 2

2016-01-30T03:35:28Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

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[[CatKnight Interview|After a successful interview]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.

== Highlights ==
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]

Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur talk about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, Sonichu the animated series as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive". Chris also talks about Megan after a long time, only to repeat the same old story.

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].
== Transcript ==
'''Arthur:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Ah, that's much better.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?

'''Arthur:''' Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Arthur:''' And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.

'''Chris:''' I think you mean, yeah, you mean the Cwcki, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' The Cwcki, is that what it is? Okay, so the Cwcki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Arthur:''' But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, fire away.

'''Arthur:''' Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defence I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.

'''Arthur:''' Really? How did that turn out?

'''Chris:''' I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as sheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.

'''Arthur:''' The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?

'''Chris:''' Right, no sentences or incarceration.

'''Arthur:''' Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.

'''Chris:''' Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday

'''Arthur:''' Oh my!

'''Chris:''' So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.

'''Arthur:''' I hope they fed you well.

'''Chris:''' *Sigh,* Ah, yes.

'''Arthur:''' Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.

'''Chris:''' Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.

'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.

'''Arthur:''' Oh it's closed down now?

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.

'''Arthur:''' Is it? Ahh

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates..

'''Arthur:''' Really? Do you go there often?

'''Chris:''' Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.

'''Arthur:''' Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really cold hearted and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there

'''Arthur:''' It's no problem. Take your time.

'''Chris:''' Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. Sounds good to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, God rest his soul.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

'''Chris:''' Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

'''Arthur:''' Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

'''Chris:''' Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

'''Arthur:''' Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

C: Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, I see.

'''Chris:''' ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

'''Chris:''' Y-- But yes, Sonichu the animated series is not associated with me whatsoever.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a few pieces of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

'''Arthur:''' Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' How deplorable.

'''Chris:''' And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

'''Arthur:''' Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be coloured with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, colouring.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

'''Arthur:''' You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

'''Arthur:''' Ooph!

'''Chris:''' --like, colouring with yellow, and you get lemon.

'''Arthur:''' Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

'''Arthur:''' So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

'''Chris:''' Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original colouring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

'''Arthur:''' Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

'''Arthur:''' That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

'''Arthur:''' Oh, it's a remake?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

'''Chris:''' Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, quite a rapscallion.

'''Chris:''' But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

'''Arthur:''' All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that Cwcki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

'''Arthur:''' Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

'''Arthur:''' Good aspect on life to have.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the Cwcki removed?

'''Chris:''' Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Arthur:''' How atrocious.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

'''Chris:''' Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

'''Arthur:''' No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the Cwcki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Arthur:''' Because right--

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's--

'''Arthur:''' Oh go ahead, please.

'''Chris:''' Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Oh my.

'''Chris:''' Take down the Cwcki website?

'''Arthur:''' Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

'''Chris:''' Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

'''Chris:''' Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

'''Arthur:''' I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but I've matured. For the better.

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Bye--

'''Arthur:''' Before we start moving things forward.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

'''Chris:''' You have a good day too.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.
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User:Arthur Spatchcock

2016-01-30T03:31:46Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

I hope one day Chris will realize what he has done and try to be a better person. But for now, we'll just have to enjoy his shenanigans.
To be honest, I'm probably way more white-knighty then most people here would like.
Our goal is to document Christory, not annoy Chris.
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User:Arthur Spatchcock

2016-01-30T03:30:58Z

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User:Arthur Spatchcock

2016-01-30T03:30:38Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

I hope one day Chris will realize what he has done and try to be a better person. But for now, we'll just have to enjoy his shenanigans.
To be honest, I'm probably way more white-knighty then most people here would like.
Our goal is to document Christory, not annoy Chris.
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User:Arthur Spatchcock

2016-01-30T03:29:32Z

Arthur Spatchcock:

I hope one day Chris will realize what he has done and try to be a better person. But for now, we'll just have to enjoy his shenanigans.
To be honest, I'm probably way more white-knighty then most people here would like.
Our goal is to document Christory, not annoy Chris.
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2016-01-30T03:26:45Z

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