==On the Artiph article==
Sorry dude but please see [[CWCki:NAMEFAG]] on our namefagging policy.

Also, I feel that any information regarding your involvement could easily be incorporated into the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] article, perhaps under a section on the history of the hackings, as opposed to an entire article on you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:58, 8 June 2009 (CEST)

I was being a cunt, and imitating Chris when he went on Wikipedia, but I acknowledge my mistake and will try not to fail again next time. I hope what I've got going on my userpage now isn't a breach of rules or anything. [[User:Artiph|Artiph]] 07:05, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*policy is that you can do whatever you want in your userspace, as demonstrated by all the crap on mine --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 07:16, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
**Alright, thanks for clearing that up, cogs.[[User:Artiph|Artiph]] 09:36, 23 July 2009 (CEST)

I added one of my video links to an [[Twin Falling Towers|article]], because my uncle was killed in 9/11, so I added it. The video was an angry responce to the video-[[USER:CJB8895|Cody]]

TESTAN SIGNATURE [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:11, 25 December 2009 (CET)

==Well==
You may not be a wizard with powers surpass me, but you certainly do have ASS PIE powers that rival mine. Kudos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:00, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*Touche, good sir, but I... something something something. [[User:Artiph|Artiph]] 11:01, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

== Response to talkpage entry ==

I apologize if I've inconvenienced the site with "fanfiction", but I do not regret trying to censor Megan's location. Even if she did move away as a result of Chris's antics, I doubt it was too far from her hometown; hence the censorship.

P.S.
This isn't the first time Meg's area was blotted out, here's a link to back up my point:

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Talk:Megan_Schroeder#I_dong_know_why_this_page_is_protected

*Seeing as how this is an alteration of original material and the fact that you do not have the authority nor permission to make such changes, I suggest you cease your activities or we will consider it vandalism and you will be banned. Have a nice and safe day. :) [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 17:59, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

**Also, I've noticed that you've made your fair share of constructive and valuable changes, and I respect and thank you for that. However, adding useless things like facepalms and reaction images and things of that nature are hardly constructive. Thanks. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 18:01, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

***One more thing. Sign your damn comments. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 18:02, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Artiph

2010-07-14T18:01:05Z

Artiph: /* Response to talkpage entry */

User:Artiph

2010-07-13T08:03:47Z

Artiph:

User:Artiph

2010-07-13T08:01:14Z

Artiph: Guess I forgot to add this way back when

Things.
==Fantastic things that apply to me==
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Megan emails, 2005-2006

2010-07-12T06:02:28Z

Artiph: Reverted edits by Famicon64 (Talk) to last revision by Jewlay

The following is a transcript of the known e-mails between [[Megan]] and [[Chris]] from [[2005]] through [[2006]]. The only thing that has been removed are the email ads at the bottom of each page.

Megan's e-mails are in light red, Chris is in light blue.

==Megan wants a Tin Tin episode==
{{quoteboxred|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: pearl3 <pearl3@velocitus.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com Cc: pearl3@velocitus.net 
Sent: Tue, 1 Nov 2005 3:14 am 
Subject: quick!

Hey quick! Please go to ebay and type [[Wikipedia:Tintin and Snowy|Tintin videos]]

There's a buy it now near the bottom. The episode is [[Wikipedia:Cigars of the Pharaoh|Cigars of the Pharoahs]]. it's $9.99 and shipping is 5.75

Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!
}}

==Chris wants to date Megan at McDonald's==
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: pearl3@velocitus.net 
Sent: Sat, 3 Dec 2005 8:12:18 PM Eastern Standard Time 
Subject: Hi Hi, Meg.

I've just talked to [[Bob Chandler|my father]] about him coming one Friday. Currently, he's a bit under the weather. But if he feels better by this coming Friday, he'd like for us to get together at the [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] closest to the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game & Hobby place]] after the League-Play. I'll let you know for sure Friday.

Thank you for the drawings you gave me. For your island's name, I feel that, "[[Parody|Parodyse]] Island," is a slightly better name.

Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]]. So, I'll be working more often on them; I hope you're still working on your Strawberry Pink story, because it fascinates me. ;8)

I'll talk to you again soon.

Stay Sweet;

Chris Chan.
}}

==Don't Kiss Me, Bro==

{{quoteboxred|
From: pearl3 
Sent: 20 Dec 2005
Subject: happy holidays

Hello!

Yes I did watch the musical and John and I agreed we officially hate that bad-guy, we think he's kinda queer. I thought the ending was the best part. I like how Eternal Sailormoon came out. We should try and find the fourth season that includes my favorite villains the Amazoness Quartet. I heard they sing a lot with Chibiusa.

I love the first season of the anime. It's got that old mono sound quality to it. I like anime that sounds vintage. but of course the american version re-did all the music...

Thank you again for such nice gifts! I wasn't expecting that!

Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance on kissing me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being independant. So you see what I mean? It's certainly nothing personal towards you. I'm just ag irl who doesn't care about loving guys. That doesn't mean I can't be friends with them though.

Well since I bought models and been working on them I think the glue has made me ill, so in case I don't feel well enough to go on the computer I'll go ahead and say

I hope you have a Merry Christmas and the holidays go well for you. 
Megan 
ps no one in my family is autistic. uuuuh I feel ill I'm gonna take a nap watching sailormoon!}}

==Chris wants her number==
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: pearl3@velocitus.net 
Sent: Sun, 7 May 2006 2:03:38 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Hey, Meg-Chan.

Hey, no worries about the park meeting yesterday; I enjoyed watching the ducks and the fish. I've also talked to some of the ducks... have I done my [[Donald Duck impersonation|"Donald Duck" imitation]] for you? [[Pedofork|And the children that passed by were fun to watch as well]]. I'd love to ride the train with you. :)

I plan on working on my room as well this week.

I'll jump in on the 87-photo lot tonight at about 7:45...wait till the last minute... and punch in my max. bid. I'll let you know about the monetary total after winning the photos for you. ;)

That's funny you've bought [[Wikipedia:Super Princess Peach|Super Princess Peach]]; so did I, and I am enjoying it as well. I'll send you a list of the games of your selected systems in my next E-Mail in a MSExcel file. I'll bold the ones I'd be willing to trade/give to you; you can print it for yourself and highlight the one's you'd like (I've misplaced the list with your underlines... I'm sorry).

Megan, I'd feel much better if I could converse with you about these situations vocally (than written), because I feel a bit of tension from waiting a day or two for your reply. And I feel that our points would come across between us more effectively. I understand that you don't like to "waste time on the phone," but how often do you receive calls at your house or cell from anyone other than telemarketers? So, could I get your phone number, please?

I know that I've given you mine a few times, so you have that.

Love, with you always in my mind and heart;

Chris Chan.
}}

==Megan comments on Chris's photos==
{{quoteboxred|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: pearl3 <pearl3@velocitus.net> 
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com Cc: pearl3 <pearl3@velocitus.net> 
Sent: Mon, 5 Jun 2006 12:18 am 
Subject: My tour through CWCville

Hi! I'm leaving tomorrow so I have time for one more email!

I'm typing this and looking at the pics of your stuff at the same time!

Let's see what I see....

pic#1: I notice the [http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/Octan Octan] signs right away. John had several sets from that. Wow this is neat, I never combined my sets like that. I only have a few small ones.

pic#2: First of all you have the same window air cooling unit I have. I see Houndhowl hanging down! No offence but your room looks a little cluttered and messy. Sometime I'll be like Brock the super maid and get that place organized!!

pic#3: Is that a japanese temple I see!? I've NEVER seen that before! OH!! You have an Egyptian set!! With my lego hero!! [http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/Johnny_Thunder Johnny Thunder]!! I have a set with a sphinx.

pic#4: Neat [[Pokemon]] poster! Hey I see my german boys down below!! I wonder....did you do that on purpose so I'd notice? ;)

pic#5: your closeups are really professional. I wish my camera was that good, cause I'd give you pics of my anime collection!

pic#6: Interesting combo: Spiderman and a Sonichu car...!

pic#7: Neat sign. Neat lego dude. I've always liked the heads with the shades.

pic#8: Nice patriotic scene you got going there. Like the flag too.

pic#9: Holy Wow it's CHRISTIAN!!

pic#10: Is that a plane? I can't really tell.

pic#11: Cool cops! Look it's your gamecube! Am I an animal? :D

pic#12: uuuh....wow. [[Sonichu]] and you. How did you make the heads?

pic#13: read above

pic#14: I'm guessing that's the mayor? Otherwise you've cloned yourself with different hair!

pic#15: blurry

pic#16: dark and scary

pic#17: A wee blurry. Who's the red one again?

pic#18: nice little cafe. Is that Johnny too I see?

pic#19: nevermind.....it's just a Johnny imposter.

pic#20: I totally want those sharks! :D

pic#21: Can't make out the sign

pic#22: The infamous birthday hospital!!

pic#23: Who's the wierdo with blue arms?!

pic#24: AAAH There he is again!!

pic#25: I don't know these people. Fill me in

pic#26: What's going on?

pic#27: Wahahahaha!! Either Crazy Hand or Master Hand came to visit!!

pic#28: That's a dudey-dude!

pic#29: You ever dust them off? hahaha

pic#30: *coughcough*

pic#31: Nice truck *please dust me, please dust me!*

pic#32: He looks scary and mean

pic#33: The almighty......something

pic#34: Whoa! It's [[Homos|Prince Fagalot]], Batman, and the Easter Bunny! NO WAIT!!! It's Liberty Bell, Mange, and Harmony Bunny!!

pic#35: Post Office

pic#36: Please.....please dust that poor horsey

pic#37: Why is there a witch in the middle of a fuel station! Looks like someone died too.

pic#38: A Red Cross office?

pic#39: What's this little place?

pic#40: Hoooooly Craaaaap......Obi Wan, Luke, and Qui-gon are at the freakin bank!!

pic#41: Is this a night scene? Nice special effects

pic#42: Hey I see some of the stuff I gave you! Omigod! I can't BELIEVE you have that Mewtwo picture still!! hehehe can't wait til my birthday! Just a little request. can you please wrap the pieces in toilet paper so the paint won't scuff up the other parts? know what I mean? Anyway that was a nice conclusion of my tour through your city!! Thank you! *translation: megan's just being nice so she can grab that knuckles plushie when you least expect it!* JUST KIDDING!!! I already have my own plush of him!

picture of you, sonichu and rosechu.: Wow this part of your room looks clean!! Oh wait it's a hotel room. wahahaha!

I've got the full poop on that lego car!

[[Transformers]]! More than meets the eye! Tranformers! Megan-likes-gundam-better-then-you-so goodbye!

Thanks for the pictures! I'll put them on my computer and use this cd to burn the tracks I have for you I meant to do a while ago. The English song and German song and others.

I'll talk to you when I have come back from my trip! Thanks again! Bye ~Megan
}}

==Gallery==
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Image:20051220-Meg-Hglght.png
Image:Megan 06-04-22.PNG
Image:Megan 06-06-25-2.PNG
Image:Megan 06-05-01.PNG
Image:Megan 06-08-07.PNG
</gallery>

{{MeganSaga}}

[[Category:E-mails]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

User talk:Famicon64

2010-07-12T06:01:05Z

Artiph:

== Hey buddy ==

When editing the [[CWChronology]], follow the guidlines. If you aren't sure about them ask me, don't just make shit up. Also, wtf is this: "First anniversary of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center bombing]] that killed 6 people and injured over 1,000 more. Chris, being the stupid, insensitive bastard he is, [[Chris and reality|does'nt notice let alone know of the bombing that occurred the year before]]." What's your source on this? Because if you don't have one there is absolutely no way it should be in the article. Understood? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== What the hell? ==
Official articles, for instance, [[CWCville]] aren't for your fucking fanfiction, okay? That bit on economy has nothing to do with anything. The CWCki is about documenting things Chris has said or proven, ect. Not about wild speculation and flapping your jaw for the hell of it. tl;dr this isn't uncyclopedia. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 05:48, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

For real bro. Stick to the facts. You can interpret imaginatively, but you can't just make shit up. If you want people to read your CWC slash fiction post it on Asperpedia. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 05:51, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, don't remove or censor shit, you're promoting loss of information. The only reason the Wallflower was even remotely censored is because she specifically asked to be. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 06:01, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

2010-03-21T19:53:00Z

Artiph:

03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T19:48:58Z

Artiph:

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T19:44:07Z

Artiph:

03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T19:43:36Z

Artiph:

'''03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV''' is a video Chris uploaded on March 21 2010.

==Watch==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = 03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|SIWkCXSgHeM}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = March 32, 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style =
| Saga = {{Surfshack Tito}} Tito
| Shirt =
}}
</center>
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

== Transcript ==
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03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T19:42:03Z

Artiph:

'''03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV''' is a video Chris uploaded on March 21 2010.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIWkCXSgHeM

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-20T03:22:18Z

Artiph: /* *Censored by CWCki* */

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britons_%28historical%29 Brits]" can actually be used to describe a seperate people to the Irish and the Scots. The Britons were a Celtic culture that lived (and whose descendants still live) in what is now England and Wales. They were the ones who got invaded by the Romans, and then later the Anglo-Saxons, who brought with them the beginnings of the English language. But yeah I doubt Chris knows that, more likely he is indeed using the word in the modern political sense. [[User:Crayolafuckinmodelmagic|Crayolafuckinmodelmagic]] 02:58, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Oh I should add I made an error...I said that they lived in what is now England and Wales, but, according to the article I posted, they were spread as far north as parts of what is now Scotland, I never realised they lived that far north. Just thought I should add that lol. [[User:Crayolafuckinmodelmagic|Crayolafuckinmodelmagic]] 07:41, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Would an Irishman or a Scotsman identify himself as a "Brit"? I think not. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 13:16, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* @FourPLUStwo, yes, you're right in saying Ireland isn't, but Northern Ireland (N. Ireland in my first message) is. @Squirrelbait. Although I can't talk for them, I think that Welsh and Scots do identify with the term "Brit" - as seen in the Olympics with Team GB (Great '''Brit'''ain). Northern Ireland is a bit tricky because of The Troubles. Some want it to become part of Ireland and some want it to remain in the UK. Besides, this is a site for the manchild, not politics. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* @Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea
:::* You are, in fact, entirely right. Kilts are traditionally Scottish, so wearing one as a display of your English roots is as retarded as fucking for virginity. The main question is; Does he have a Sporran? [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Most definitely- that's the theory I presented on the "Chris and music" talk page. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

As a Scotsman, I am raging at this video so badly right now... [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 11:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

BY not mentioning the Welsh, Chris robs me of my sheep-joke opportunities. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 11:42, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I had an idea: What if we roll with this? What if we pretend to submit to his demands, which would in his mind give him no reason to blame us for his failures when he then returns to the Wallflower? We would also then get some gloating vids, which would for the first time in years let us see what Chris is like when he thinks he has no obstacles. Probably stupid, and I prefer to see him down, but for the sake of SCIENCE, we should try to collect all kinds of data. Yes, I know this doesn't exactly fit here, but I had no idea where else to put it. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Should there be an article or mention of Surfshack Tito on the troll page or is it a bit too soon to do something like that? We only have about 2 mentions of him to date, but it looks like he may be mentioned a bit more. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:37, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Tito may only have been mentioned a few times, but hes got two entire video dedicated to him. The trolls page makes mention of Podmonkey, who Chris has never even acknowledged in a video himself, and even C.E.O. who is not directly related to Chris at all. I say that Tito has earned his place on the trolls page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Done [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 17:09, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Hang on, why is Chris even dressing as a Scot in the first place to threaten Tito? It seems odd that Chris, who previously stated he had English ancestry, would don traditional Scottish clothing (With a Sporran, even, something which makes me doubt that it's a costume) Either way, I'm guessing we'll be seeing a Braveheart-style speech soon. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 10:32, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

== *Censored by CWCki* ==

What's the point of censoring her name when even Chris himself says it in the video? I can very well understand removing personal info not given by Chris from her page, but this is just ridiculous. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 22:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I kind of have to agree. I mean, I know the whole deal about protecting her identity on account of her asking us to, but when Chris blatantly says her name in the video, I don't think there's really much grounds there to censor it in the transcription. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:40, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Do not change ORIGINAL the transcript. If he says it then keep it there. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 23:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Definitely do NOT change the transcript. The debate of whether her name should have a link is another issue, but there is no reason her name alone can't be in the transcript. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:28, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I'd say the only time any censoring should be done is if he drops dox on The Wallflower, though anyone watching the video would get it anyway. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 16:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* That's kind of ''exactly what he's done.'' In this case, name is dox, seeing as a detailed page on the Wallflower with her real name and history sprung up in record time after Chris made a slight mention of her, we've clearly seen that once you've got a name, getting the rest is a picnic. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:23, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I meant more along the lines of dropping dox in the style of [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], in which he gave out his full name and address (not that it wasn't already known). If he said, in a video, "Leave Wallflower's Name of 123 Any street, CWCville VA alone" or whatever, I'm all for censoring the transcript. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 00:43, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::* in case he drops the dox, would the page need a censored version of the video as well? Ovbiously, we can't prevent the readers to just go see the video in Chris's account, but the cwcki wouldn't be distributing the dox.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:25, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::: By all accounts she's now shed her skins anyway, so it's not a problem now right? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:33, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::::* If he bold-facedly says something, I think it should go in the transcription. On the other hand, shit like rogue trolls going on a long-winded time wasting escapade to dox somebody doesn't merit being put on the Cwcki, I think. tl:dr I think regardless of what it is, pertaining to the Wallflower, if he says it, transcribe it, if not, don't. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 03:22, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-20T03:21:55Z

Artiph: /* *Censored by CWCki* */

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T23:40:39Z

Artiph:

McDonald's

2010-02-15T21:31:29Z

Artiph:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|I don't go to McDonald's often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week.|Chris}}

[[Image:B-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|A typical visit to McDonald's]]

'''McDonald's''' is [[CWC|Chris's]] food of choice. Chris's ideal first [[dating|date]] would take place here. His favorite items are Chicken Nuggets and the $1 sweet tea.

Chris met the real life [[B-Manajerk]] in a Wal-Mart McDonald's.

Based on reports from [[Ivy]] in [[Mumble]] on 28 March [[2009]], Chris's preference for McDonald's is symbolic of his conflict with [[Bob Chandler|his dad]], who prefers Burger King.

Chris has been stuffing his fat fucking face full of this shit since the Monopoly 2009 promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later, and entered 65 codes from purchased goods. [[Jack]] is not pleased.

Interesting to note is that McDonald's has been a longtime supporter of [[homos|Gays and Gay Pride Parades]]. So, Chris has been unintentionally supporting homosexuality everytime he eats there.

===Possible cause for health problems===
Chris' inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonalds may contribute to his growing obesity, as well as his high cholesterol. It's possible that he might develop heart disease and/or diabetes in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away due to a heart attack or stroke increases each month.

==Conflict with Kacey==
During Chris's abortive attempt to win over [[Kacey]] as his [[sweetheart]], at her behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey and her father]], he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was <s>most likely</s> unquestionably a lie.

Since Kacey's marriage to [[Liquid Chris]] in mid-November 2009, the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.

==In the comics==
* There is a McDonald's in the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
* [[Sub-Episodes]] [[Sub-Episode_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|4]] and [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_5:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack_part_2.22|5]] take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of [[Mal-Wart]]."
* A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Mickey Dee's") appears in [[Sonichu 9]], where it seems to be a popular place to go on a date.
* [[Punchy]] took [[Layla]] to McDonald's on their first date.

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Talk:Main Page

2010-01-24T17:12:54Z

Artiph:

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]]

Mailbag 41 is up. Also, there are now a glorious Asperchu-related YouTube video embedded on the top half of the page. Nice one!

== New Article of the now/discussion page cleanup ==
The article of the now hasn't changed in awhile. May I choose a new one? Also, can someone clean up this discussion page? '''These topics are OLD and should be deleted:''' Lock this page Someone with move rights... 25 Days without an outrage my ass! 
== Lock this page ==
I think it is about time that this page is locked so only admins can edit it.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

*Seconded. Very seconded. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 19:01, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*To be fair, the reason why it's unlocked is because in my opinion, I know that I'm proned to fucking shit up when I tinker with the front page and people might actually want to add something neat to the front page. I understand the concern due to recent vandalism, so if others users feel this way, then the front page will be locked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Is it possible to change the new user creation so it requires admin approval? That'd make it harder for faggots to simply sign up and vandalize the place, you could make them go through the IRC channel or something. Of course, that goes against the idea of a wiki being open to editing, but there's not really a nice way of stopping vandalism. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:27, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
:*CWCki, as I see it, strives to be open and people should be encouraged to edit it. Going into IRC shouldn't really be a prerequisite of CWCki. Some people don't like IRC and that's fine. Frankly, we're not really in a position to restrict users. As cogs said, she's working on installing an extension which will can easily spot vandalism and reverse it instantly since Cogs, myself, and Clyde can't monitor CWCki every single second. There's some really neat stuff bots can do with MediaWiki in respect to vandalism. But anyways, any wiki is subject to vandalism, but we learn to handle it and hopefully an extensions and maybe an anti-vandalism patrol will help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*well, it's only one person, and the vandalism is fairly regular. i think granting some users anti-vandalism powers and possibly installing an extension will do. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 19:43, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

== Someone with move rights... ==

...plz move Main Page/Archive 1 to [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1]]. What happens in Talk: should stay in Talk:, and people who (for example) whack [[Special:Random]] should be spared from these ramblings =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Good point, sometimes I miss small details like that D:. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

Chris has uploaded pages 84[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P84.jpg] and 85[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P85.jpg] Someone with rights update kthnxbai [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 00:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

== Streamlining ==

There are a few modifications that I think the front page really needs. Namely, there needs to be an area that links to all the general areas most important to understanding Chris, such as the comics, the videos, the troll sagas, the CWCisms, etc. I recommend replacing the links in the "CWC Canon" with this. Do we really need a direct link to [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:00, 1 December 2009 (CET)
*The thing is, those are texts directly written by Chris himself. It's like, the direct word of Chris while everything else is merely commentary. Personally, I think Chris's Wikipedia page is like the perfect introduction to hear how fucked up Chris is from Chris himself for those who are uninitiated. However, I think it might be handy to have like a "Essentials" box of key articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== 25 Days Without an Outage, My Ass! ==

That is all. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:24, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated ==

The CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated so it says thatChris answered the letters in Mailbag 24. Also, it probably should say he fell for a tranny.
:...Then update it.
:Also, sign your posts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:: Done with care and just for you, dear Anonymous!!! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:22, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:::And that is why Griffintown is a better person than me--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)

== Suggestions for video of the now ==
Idk if this is a good place to do this, tell me if it is or not, I'm kinda new to this wiki, and wiki's in general, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxdvUwhg7jg Christian Weston Chandler CWC Sonichu's confession] [[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:15, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Link fixed. Meh, seems long and tedious. I couldn't get through it. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:42, 3 January 2010 (CET)
:*It's pretty lulzy at the end. --[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 07:06, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Another suggestion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bvd0XIMZU--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*This was already the video of the now around 30 December or so. Also in the future, please go [[:Template talk:Video of the now|here]] to suggest videos for the Video of the now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Missed Comic days==
Should we really count the days that the CWCipedia was down against him? He couldn't upload pages, yet the situation was his damn fault anyway. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:11, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I think we should include that as missed comic days. It's not like he uploaded extra comics to make up for it. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was thinking of maybe adding an asterisk next to the missing page count with note mentioning the outage time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==what the fuck?==
www.sonichu.com now redirects to some stupid shit about asperchu or something. isn't www.sonichu.com supposed to redirect to here?--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 19:24, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (forgot to sign when i originally posted, sorry)
*Okay, two things. First of all, it's probably for the best. It'll help keep Chris from finding the site (if he hasn't already, that is, in the case that he has then at least he won't be able to find it anymore since the URL change) and also because Chris will be pissed if he finds out. He despises Asperchu, and the thought that it's growing bigger than Sonichu and is using him to garner popularity will probably make him tard rage. Second of all, sign your fucking posts. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It really doesn't fucking matter if Chris finds CWCki or not, he probably doesn't give a shit and won't believe it. Second of all, everyone loves Asperchu, and Alec Benson Leary is doing to the Sonichu comics what Liquid did for Chris's videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I thought the Sonichu.com redirect was fucking brilliant. Prove to Chris that Alec Benson Leary is better than him in every possible way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Chris already knows about the CWCki. He blanked the front page once whining about it and was promptly banned. [[User:Evang|Evang]] 06:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::I thought that was a white knight.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:39, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::Wasn't chris. Chris probably looked at this and thought UGH TOO MANY WORDS and quit. but yeah asperchu is the next big thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::That's the story I have heard. He said the proverbial TL;DR and left. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:59, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Actually Griffintwon, you're thinking of the story of when Chris found /cwc/. He couldn't even attempt to post the because there were "too many words" and the page's background hurt his eyes. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Okay==

Why the fuck isn't the main page protected? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*What the fuck was with the whole "Chris-chan is dead guiz, srsly" on the front page? [[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 21:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*1) because people, in theory, should be allowed to improve the main page, 2) we're getting pretty good at stopping vandalism in the race occurrences it happens. Also, to address NasuGrave, I imagine this is some faggot who thinks LULZ ROFLMAO in saying that Chris is dead and giving credit to his shitty troll persona no one gives a shit about. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Cchandlersonichu]] here you are champ. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***[[User:Gutcruncher]]. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Gutcruncher looks safe, but we'll keep an eye all new accounts for a while. Good night and good luck, all --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
I just blocked a user called "Therealccwc" out of the CWCki. I guess our vandal is out in the cold. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:39, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
== Front page vandalized. ==

Does this happen often? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*No. This faggotry is a rare occurrence. Just bear with it. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*Yeah, I thought so. Well, It's all fixed up anyways. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 06:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Page protection===

I strongly avoid second guessing my fellow admins but I feel that Clyde may have reacted too strongly to the current vandalism. In theory, I think if someone wants to edit the front page, they should be allowed to do so, as people could genuinely have valid contributions. I'm protecting it for two weeks so the current vandals will probably get it's a bad idea to vandalize the CWCki by that time. 
I think that front page vandalism is a rare occurrence, the last time this happened was back in October and we've been fine since then so I personally disagree with permanently protecting the front page (after all, we're not CWCipedia :3). However, if people want to talk about permanently protecting the page, let's open the discussion and I will be glad to permanently protect the page if this truly reflects the needs and wishes of the CWCki community. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*Huh, turns out I can block new users from editing pages. I'll consult Cogs to see what constitutes a "new" user because if that's the case, I think our best option would just to block new users from editing the main page which pretty much rules out vandals.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**no you're stupid champ, no one has edited the front page to make it contain anything useful besides you [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:46, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
::*NO U. Also, you did :p. And in theory, someone could make things look cooler in ways neither you nor I could. Anyways, since I know when to pick my battles, if you have an idea for the front page, post it on this talk page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirts==
[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] has been doing some good work on Chris's [[Chris and Fashion|shirts]], and I noticed there is some white space (well, green space) on the main page, so here's a quick little shirt tracker if anybody's interested! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
{{Shirt of the Now
|file= Christshirt4.png
|name = Advice Dog
|date = 12 [[January 2010]]
|counter = three}}

== Mailbag 41 ==

It's up already, Chris is probably going to go fucking crazy since every single one is either criticizing him or praising Asperchu. I bet he deletes 3/4's of it. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 01:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Hardlinks to Old CWCki==
[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&namespace=0 Check it out]

The only hardlinks left are ones that originate in '''Template:Christory''' pages for dates that haven't been added yet. If somebody wants to be a TRUE hero, they should start going through those templates for hardlink instances and fixing them. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 02:18, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== Spanish ==

I wanna translate the pages to spanish .. how Where edit this...
*What. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:12, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Mailbag 44

2010-01-23T18:23:03Z

Artiph: /* If you think Sonichu is bad, you must be retarded */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 44''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 and 21 [[January 2010]] and was answered around [[Biological Clock|6:00AM]] on 22 January 2010.

Of the 14 letters presented, [[Chris]] deleted 6. The remaining 8 actually got longer replies than usual, but these responses were clearly typed in [[anger]] and as a result are almost incoherent. His crazed rant against [[Vivian]] gee's beloved spokeshamster is the best example of this. Other highlights include telling [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia admin Mao]] to [[Homos|suck his balls]], defending his increasingly depraved actions in [[Sonichu 10]]. Then there's his response to [[Evan]], which basically states that Simonla should be his because ''[[Chris and copyright|he wanted]] a ground-type Rosechu anyway''.

==Answered==
===If you think Sonichu is bad, you must be retarded===
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>
Hypocrite is not an adjective. Seriously, couldn't you even do basic research before making yourself look like a total idiot?

[[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]]
 –noun
 1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
 2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

I mean, are you humoring me? I mean, I link you to an interesting article on autism about how autism manifests itself more violently as adults, and you obviously ignore it.

I tell you to go after people who wrong you ([[Gay4Sonichu]]) but you haven't done anything about that but you'll go after Alec.

I tell you to stop losing fans for a reason. Because you're losing fans. Look at that poll. It was posted on [[Cwcipedia|YOUR site]], not the Asperpedia. Wouldn't you think a majority would vote for [[Sonichu]] unless YOU WERE LOSING FANS? THINK ABOUT IT!!

Finally, I tell you to make more pages. You have currently missed at least 14 days of uploading [[comics]]. That's a terrible track record.

You've had Sonichu for 10 years and you haven't gotten anywhere. Maybe you should try harder.}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, such works that have "wronged me" as the one you quote are ONLY PARODY, and I see those as Petty and Not Priority. If I worried about EVERYTHING, I would have died long ago from excessive worry and stress.

I find it interesting that you link me to a theory of how [[Autism]] manifests [[Anger]] and Violence within that individual. Obviously you may have been Stereotyping me on such a weak theory.

I have been drawing daily, and because I may miss a day or two, does not mean I won't make up for those days in the number of pages uploaded when I get to uploading.

And '''I GIVE NO ATTENTION to "Polls"'''; in my opinion, "Polls" are just another Petty thing that I do not have to give attention to. Every individual has a right to their own Opinion, and should those people give more towards a Crappily Drawn [[Parody|PARODY]]/SPOOF, then I see that '''those people are devolved mentally and are blind to Best Quality; in other words, [[Family Guy|They Have No Taste At All.]]''' You may as well put up a 24-hour marathon of the later-season [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|"Aqua Teen Hunger Force"]] Episodes in front of those people; they will be NULLIFIED and [[retarded|RETARDED]] not to want to leave the room and go watch the Better-Quality content, of which is My Own Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] Works.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 12:32, 22 January 2010 (CET)}}

===No burglar would steal Chris's stuff===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Max Cady|Max Cady]] <capefear109@gmail.com>

Hi Chris!

I'll bet your collection of [[sex toys|toys]] and [[video games]] are worth a lot of [[money]]. Just out of curiosity, does your house have a burglar alarm or other security measures? What's the average [[police]] response time in [[Ruckersville]]? If a professional burglar were to burgle your [[house]], what do you think would be his odds of getting away with it?

Thanks!

- Max}}
{{EmailReply|Most of the stuff in the house have depreciated in value; no burglar would ever want anything in this house. We do have a good security system in and around the house; we have a good Neighborhood Watch system; the Police are very quick; and the oods of any burglar getting away are slim.}}

===Business proposal===
{{Email|From: Mao Ling <mao@hsienko.com>

Would you like to join the Asperpedia? I'm sure we could use your minor [[fanbase]] as a profit booster of like 5%. I guess. Or something.}}
{{EmailReply|You can suck by balls and take both my Middle Fingers and my Razzberry, because you and your crew draw VERY CRAPPILY, and with y'all shooting yourselves in the feet the way y'all do, you all are going the way of the Later Season "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" or "12 oz Mouse" episodes; DOWN THE TOILET.}}

===Clearly it's not working===
{{Email|From: frommouse@myself.com

By my calculations, you have lost anywhere from 75 to 90% of your fanbase in about a month's time. Why do you think this is, and how do you plan to solve this problem?}}
{{EmailReply|I am doing what I can; I continue to draw my pages, update the Cwcipedia, and make my [[YouTube|video announcements]] from time to time.}}

===On the defensive===
{{Email|From: Sheldon Lee <shelltoontv@yahoo.com>

Dear Chris,

Just a few questions:

1) You are a Christian, correct? Well, how can YOU, a so-called CHRISTIAN, justify a GOD-LIKE figure BREAKING INTO SOMEBODY'S PLACE, and DESTROYING EVERY SINGLE THING?

2) How can YOU possibly call anybody in your comic a HERO if all they do is KILL, BREAK IN, and INVADE PRIVACY?

3) Who the fuck do YOU think you are to say what somebody CAN and CAN'T do in PARODIES?

4) How can YOU justify CENSORSHIP when you ALWAYS claim that you are TRUE and HONEST? Do you have something to hide?

5) Who the fuck are YOU to tell people HOW to live, just because YOU don't like it?

Seriously Chris, if you fail to answer these questions, then you are not being TRUE and HONEST.

Signed,

Shelltoon}}
{{EmailReply|1) It was [[Wikipedia:All your base|for Good Justice]]. 2) The deed had to be done; I was not going to let Alec and his crew get away with their Badly Drawn items. 3) I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of [[Cwcville]], and I have the Copyright Registration Papers to prove it further. 4) I have nothing to hide, but which '''would you rather have, Blood, Guts, Graphic Nudity and Foulest Language ALL-AROUND''', or '''Clean Stories that Clean Up such dirty and grimy content and continues to not feature Bloody and Gorey content that would make you feel queasy?''' 5) Who are you for asking me such bombastic questions?

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 13:01, 22 January 2010 (CET)}}

===The great <s>dictator</s> director===
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,

I'm killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]] in an upcoming Moon-Pals strip. She
will be beaten over the head with a mace and shot into the sun. After
her death, please remove Simonla from your comics to avoid confusing
any readers.

Thanks,

Sean Watley}}
{{EmailReply|No. Because you do not have MY POWER of being the Original Artist, Creator and Director, so ALL OF WHAT YOU DO IS PURE FICTION to MY FACT.}}

===I want to see Simonla die so very badly===
{{Email|From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com>
First you steal Alec's Asperchu and MISINTERPRET HIM AS A [[Homos|HOMO]] with
his "Extreme Electric Makeover", but NOW you've gone and taken
Simonchu...

For the LAST TIME, I don't want your "Brother/Sister Plan". I want
NONE of my characters in your comic, not TWO mockeries of my
character. You're a sick, depraved [[troll]].

I want Simonla dead as a doorknob. Remove Simonchu from the Haiti
image and kill Simonla, or my lawyers will have to have a word with
the Sysop. This is your last warning.

Secondly, it's pronounced "ee-cee-gee-ville".

Oh, and by the way, since I see you're stealing Simonchu now: you do
realize that by putting him in the Haiti image, you've included the
first bisexual character into Sonichu? That's right, Simonchu is
BISEXUAL.

Do you really want a partially gay character in your comics? Or a
character ripping off a partially gay character? I think this is more
incentive than ever to kill Simonla.

-Evan}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, just because one offers someone a Makeover does not make that person a homo. Look at ALL of the Home and Garden, The Learning Channel and Discovery Channel Shows; would you call of those people who Redesign a House, Cook Good Quisines and Seperate Myth from Fact homosexuals? No, you would not.

Second, Big Whoop-De-Doop Deal; I have [[Heather Iglesias|a Spanish Lesbian who is Babysitter]] for the Sonichu Family's Children and lives Next-Door to them.

Third, I am Paper Registered to EVERYTHING Sonichu and Rosechu; YOU only COPIED from MY Original.

And Look here Mister, Before I created Simonla, I wanted a Ground-Type Sonichu or Rosechu in my World. And IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a [[Vagina]]"; '''THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS''', so do us all a favor and [[Chris and hypocrisy|QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH]].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 13:01, 22 January 2010 (CET)}}

===Because a video made years ago can show how you've lost weight now===
{{Email|From: Sanae Fujita <sanae724@gmail.com>

Dear Chris,

Could you make a video wearing your Ash Ketchum costume? I'm sure you'll fit into it, what with you no longer being overweight.}}
{{EmailReply|I have already done that in a past Song Video.}}

==Gone Forever==
===Collossal Chan sucks so amazingly bad===
{{Email|From: From [[Wikipedia:Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy|Trevor McFur]] <Trevor@jaguar.com>

Chris, I have been reading the comic and, well, let me just tell you that "Collossal Chan" is not a very good idea. The design looks ridiculous, the powers are ridiculous, and the whole thing couldn't be any gayer.

However, this Mitch Sonichu character has some potential. I think you should focus more on him.

Love,

Trevor}}

===The love quest continues===
{{Email|From: b2147928@uggsrock.com

Considering you're playing daft asshole, let me answer YOUR question with ANOTHER question.
How come you're such a faggot?

You completely ignored the fucking question because you know that your shitty toys are worth more to you then the love any woman can ever provide. I don't horde thousands of toys from the late 80's in my room, Chris; because I'm actually an adult who gets sex.
See how simple it is? No toys equals lots of sex.

Duhhh.}}

===Echo===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Nothing|Nothingness]]

Chris, you have to let it be and live in piece from now on. All your characters decided to move to my city of Eternityhausen and then killed themselves or became gay. I AM THE GREATEST DIRECTOR!}}

===Fabulous===
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>
And a followup.

Look Chris, the audience you're targeting can't even use the internet. So how are they supposed to find you? You lost all your older fans to the more mature Asperchu.

Also that makeover bullshit you pulled makes you look gay. Seriously, don't you know only gay men give makeovers? You seem to be aware of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...so...just sayin'}}

===Sonichu needs to die so much===
{{Email|From: spergin@googlewave.com

Hi Chris!

I saw that [[Wild]], [[Punchy]], and [[Angelica]] got killed off! Wow! Really brings the mortality of the [[Sonichus]] home, doesn't it? That's so daring, and it gives the characters such amazing pathos to work with, I'm really excited to see what'll happen next! For a long while there it didn't seem like you had a full grasp on the idea of using profound, deeply personal loss to further character development, but with this twist, my doubts are gone. Of course, like the rest of the [[fanbase]], I'll be assuming that any appearances by Wild, Punchy, or Angelica in your comic from now on are grief-induced hallucinations.

I've heard some people saying that you might even be thinking of the hugest step yet... after all, characters need pathos, and what would give Asperchu the most pathos of all? I barely even want to say it, but killing his bestest joy-boy, Sonichu, would be so beautifully tortuous for Asperchu, it would transform the comic from entertainment to utter art. Are you thinking about this? I just want you to know that the fanbase is behind you all the way!

Kindest regards,

Spergin}}

===On Rosechu's man-parts===
{{Email|From: Randam Hajile <rhajile@safetymail.info>

"Well Excuse Me for MISDRAWING ONE DETAIL"

It's not one detail. Throughout the comic, even Rosechu herself has a male pointed tail. Not once have you ever drawn her with a blunt, female Raichu tail.

I'm judging by facts. What are you judging by?

You cannot say that "grass is blue" when it's obviously green. And you cannot say Rosechu is a female when she has a male appendage on her tail.

It's no wonder why the pictures of her "[[pickle]]" were drawn as a result. You were the one who started it.

Sincerely,

Randam Hajile}}

{{Mailbag}}

EBay

2010-01-23T18:16:32Z

Artiph:

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[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of [[Chris's]] purchases on eBay.]]
[[Image:Etc_ebay_win.PNG|thumb|Moar.]]
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|Obviously not crappy fan merchandise]]
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house]]
[[Image:LeapsterPink.jpg|thumb|Chris auctioned off a pink Leapster similar to this one on August 13, 2008.]]
{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}}
'''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]]. He has often purchased and, incidentally, sold stuff.

==Chris as a buyer==
Chris has been known for buying a lot of [[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]] from the site. His many eBay purchases have helped Chris accumulate a debt of two thousand dollars on his credit card.

During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to get her stuff, especially pics of the [[Wikipedia:Wehrmacht|Wehrmacht]] soldiers, [[anime]] CDs and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' figurines, from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit-card herself. It isn't entirely clear how these transactions went, but Megan probably paid Chris back after she received the goods though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.

==Chris as a seller==
Since the ending of [[2008]], when the Chris-Chan [[trolling]] became more known, people have been using Chris-Chan's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.

Early [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name, and deleting information from his account. It hasn't worked.

As of [[September 2009]], [[Chris]], in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars.]] While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], the "Meatwad's Shredwad" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody | copyright]] and his [[fail]] art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake Aqua Teen HungerForce merch, none of those slanderous [[Trolls | TROLLS]] can do ''the exact same goddamn thing'' with [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in shitty stickers and basically made to look gayer than it already was.

Amazingly, someone actually purchased both controllers for a ridiculous [[Chris and Money | 90.99 dollars]] plus 6 bucks for shipping. Although the buyer seemed to be satisfied based on the comments, it is likely they have contracted some form of disease as a result of handling.[http://cgi.ebay.com/Meatwads-Shredwad-Rock-Band-Guitar-for-PS3_W0QQitemZ190335517357QQihZ009QQcategoryZ139969QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ht_500wt_976][http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemVersion&item=190335517786&view=all&tid=0]

In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink Leapfrog Leapster. He received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. One could speculate that Chris purchased this because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic X]] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is [http://www.leapfrog.com/en/families/leapster/leapster_learning/lg_sonic.html appropriate for 5 to 7 year olds]. While there could be some [[pedofork|unsavory implications]] behind a then 26-year-old man owning a video game system for small children, it's likely that Chris purchased it because of his rabid Sonic fanboyism and ignorance of the [[Chris and money|value of money.]] It should also be noticed that Chris purchased a ''pink'' Leapster, which is a [[Homos|girls' color.]]

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]

==External links==
*[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's account]
*[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi The Stuff Chris Auctioned]

[[Category:Websites]]

Chris and hypocrisy

2010-01-23T18:04:20Z

Artiph: /* "WINDOWS TO HELL" — Other people with mental disabilities */

[[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|right|Above: Chris breaks almost thirty years of proud sobriety due to the influence of The Simpsons.]]

'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Hypocrisy is thus a kind of lie. Hypocrisy may come from a desire to hide from others actual motives or feelings.

[[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards to which he himself does not live up. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and serious self-examination due to his [[autism]]. Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Godjesus|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], or the [[JERKS|entire male sex.]] In the past he's faulted [[Manajerks|store managers]] and [[Jerkops|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]], although that's less relevant nowadays as he rarely leaves the house except for trips to [[Obesity|McDonald's]]. And when he can't fault other people for his problems, Chris relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change it to where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Tobacky|feel uncomfortable]], suffer any inconveniences, or be [[Sonichu (comic)|forced to actually put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

Chris's [[Mailbag]] answers are particularly rich sources of hypocrisy, where he readily gives advice to people that he himself will never follow.

==Examples==
=== "Grow up!" — Maturity ===
In the latter half of 2009, Chris had become fond of telling his [[trolls]] and detractors to "grow up." This is coming from a 27-year-old man who has lived with his parents continually since graduating high school, [[Chris's resume|has been employed for two months of his entire life]], lives in a room full of toys, plays video games all day, refers to things that make him feel uncomfortable with [[CWC-isms|childish euphemisms]], [[Chris and fashion|dresses like a toddler]], and is overly dependent on his parents (and the [[Monthly tugboat|US government]]) to the point of absurdity.

Chris has not moved on past high school. In his late 20s he still wears his high school ring, uses his old high school colors in art projects (and when he wants to portray Native Americans), and keeps his high school yearbooks within easy reach (so he can [[Mass debating|masturbate]] to [[Kellie Andes]] without leaving his chair). Chris's characters are examples of this as well. Despite ostensibly being 18-22 years old, the Sonichus sometimes don [[:Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|cheerleading outfits]] outside of sexual roleplay. Sonichu and Rosechu were originally 16 and 15 in the comics, respectively, before Chris retconned their ages so they can legally fuck. Despite this, he created a [[Zapina|14-year-old]] character who attends high school (in a scandalously revealing outfit). At age 27 Chris has dispensed [[CWC Blog|dating advice]] to high school freshmen. A master of subtlety, Chris named one of the villains in his comics ''[[Count Graduon]]''.

In short, Chris idealizes his youth while demonizing the present, as high school was a simpler time when he had a [[Gal-pals|social circle]], regular sleep patterns, and some purpose in life apart from creating terrible comics and debasing himself on the internet.

=== "GET A JOB, DUDE" — Work ===
[[Image:TwofacedCWC.jpg|thumb|right|"No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation."]]

Chris also likes to tell people to get jobs while he himself has been employed for about two months of his life. On his [[Resume|resume]], Chris lists playing Pokémon cards with small children as volunteer work, when in reality emotionally-stunted manchildren play Pokémon with little kids all the time. Chris [[Father Call|sometimes claims]] he was supervising or babysitting the children involved, where in reality Chris himself required some amount of supervision not to fuck up the hobby store where he played cards.

Much like acclaimed author J.K. Rowling went on welfare for a year or two so she'd have the time to write the first ''Harry Potter'' book (a franchise which went on to make her the richest woman in the world), Chris avoids searching for employment to focus on merchandising Sonichu (a franchise which, as you know, will never make him a dime). And that takes an hour or two at most: Chris will draw and color a comic page or two, make videos, or astonish Charlottesville residents with his [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkay]] skills in a bizarre marketing stunt. The rest of Chris's time is apparently spent playing [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[Adult Swim|watching TV]], and [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloading]] extra content for his video games. Chris has an abundance of free time where he could easily work a full-time job and still find the time to draw Sonichu. That is, if Chris was employable. In reality Chris would [[Donald Duck impersonation|impersonate Donald Duck]] and it would be [[Wendy's]] all over again.

In addition to this, Chris fails at having some basic skills one would need to keep employment, such as: keeping his [[Death threats|murderous]] [[Chris and anger|rage]] in check, [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|basic hygiene]], [[Chris and fashion|dressing appropriately]], showing [[Niggos|tolerance]] [[JERKS|and]] [[Homos|respect]] for other people, and [[Megan|keeping one's hands off]] women.

=== "WINDOWS TO HELL" — Other people with mental disabilities ===

While happily claiming disability when it suits him (i.e. when he gets [[Monthly tugboat|money]] or [[Gal pals|sympathy]] from it), Chris gladly reminds everyone that he's (high-functioning) autistic. However, Chris [[Myspace|distances himself]] from others with autism, calling them "slow-in-the-minds" and "windows to hell." Chris specifically excluded "the low functionally mentally handicapped," "the [[Chris and Health|seriously]] [[Duck|physically]] [[Chris|deformed]]," and the "Autistic, high-functionally or otherwise" from an actual list of criteria women would have to meet before he would consider dating them. For the record, "blacks" are also disqualified. By his own admission, Chris is "sometimes retarded" and is abnormally proud that he is on the autism spectrum. In fact, right below his rigorous standards for his future girlfriend, he admits that he himself is autistic but claims "that's another story."

Chris denies that any of his Sonichu characters are autistic, even though they're all copyright-infringing little Mary Sues, need to be in the [[Dating Education|special classes]] Chris thought up and every so often display debilitating social anxiety around the opposite sex. Back when Chris made his own Pokémon cards, he thought up an "autistic Pokémon" named Plautistic (who could disable its own attacks), but this only appears on the cover of [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]] and nowhere else.

In the mailbags, Chris dismisses any similarity between autism and Asperger's syndrome, another disorder on the autism spectrum. Chris went so far as to create a specific section for autism-related emails, and then a [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|frothing rant on CWCipedia]] where he rails against those with Asperger's syndrome. The abridged version of Chris's reasoning is that by having a higher-functioning form of autism than Chris, they're diminishing Chris's own accomplishments. Chris considers [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|everything he's done so far]] special because he has autism. To date, the only things Chris has actually accomplished are graduating from high school and a [[PVCC|third-rate community college]], which most people could do with little effort.

Despite likening the mentally handicapped to reanimated walking corpses, Chris bases a large part of his identity around having autism, whether he's triumphing over it by being able to mow a lawn or he's using it as an excuse to sit around and play ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' all day. Incidentally, this behavior is actually somewhat common with teenage girls with bipolar disorder (real, self-diagnosed or imagined), where they'll brag about how terribly bad their bipolar disorder is, how much lithium they're on, and so forth. Most grow out of it by the time they're 18.

==="I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance ===

It's very much in Chris's interests that others tolerate him and his odd behavior. Chris's life is defined by mannerisms that can charitably be described as unorthodox. His autism certainly shapes some of his lesser quirks, but he's also picked up some very strange ideas. [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|He thinks it's normal for adults to shit their pants from time to time]], and he found nothing strange about [[Recycling#Recycling|jerking off into a cup and chugging it down]]. He once uploaded a YouTube video where he [[The Return of Kimmi|made out with a sex doll with a picture of his sweetheart taped to the face]] because he thought it was an endearing act that his sweetheart would want to see. He had a store clerk [[Sports bra photo series|fit him for a bra that he wears happily]]. He uses his [[Sonichu (comic)|children's comic]] to express and explore his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexual fantasies and desires]]. And he's [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|made statements]] to indicate he's not ashamed of these actions, regardless of what anyone says.

So in order to continue to do whatever he wants to do and not be made fun of, he explains these things away by essentially saying, "everyone does it and you should still consider me normal," even though he'd probably be hard-pressed to name another guy his age that shits himself as much as he does. Deep down, he probably knows some of these things are fucked up, but finds living up to the standards of society to be a huge inconvenience. So he expects others to change their perceptions so that they can accept him and all of the things he doesn't want to change. In instances where someone might think he's a weirdo, Chris preaches tolerance and insists others open their minds to different ideas and not be so judgmental.

However, this doesn't work both ways with Chris. Chris wants people to open their minds to his foibles, but once he's made up his mind that a group of people are doing things that he considers negative, suddenly tolerance goes out the window and he will refuse to show them any amount of respect and acceptance.

An example of Chris not accepting others came about during the aforementioned war in his mind being waged against Asperger's Syndrome. [[Mailbag_7|When a fan mail submission]] pointed out how stubborn it was to close his mind to documented facts about Asperger's Syndrome, Chris refused any concessions, though in the very next letter he berated someone for following what he called a closed-minded religion and said he'd pray for her to open her [[china|mind]].

In another example, Chris is sickened by the idea of [[Homos|homosexuality]] and [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_5th%2C_2009#Take_2|can't even bring himself to say the word "gay,"]] though he will say the word "homo" if he's using it as an insult. He's gone on record as saying he [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|hates gay people]], [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself|is afraid of them]], and would outlaw them if he had the power to do so. Chris has [[Mailbag_1#The_cure_for_homosexuality|envisioned a future where scientists have created a cure for being gay]], and has incorporated this idea into [[Sonichu 10|issue ten]] of his kiddie comic strip. This immense hatred burns deep within him despite the fact that no gay person has done anything negative to him in his entire life
. He'd stated to Megan that he had these feelings about gays even before he met her gay friend Christopher (whom he illogically suspected of trying to sleep with Megan). He simply hates them because they exist, and has refused to tolerate them all his life. Despite his past fervor, he has recently stated that he "(does) and will NOT Discriminated homosexuals as Individual People" and that "What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it." Which is why he employs an [[Magi-Chan|omniscient being]] to [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|spy on people and punish them]] for what they [[recycling|do]] behind closed doors. Which brings us to...

=== "I fear them all" — Homosexuality ===

Chris is resolute in his beliefs that gays are an abomination before God. But he does make exceptions if the gay person has a [[china|vagina]]. During an [[IRC_(02_January_2009)|IRC Chat]] he granted lesbians complete amnesty, saying that if he were in charge, it would be "illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe." When pressed on why it's okay for women to be gay and not men, he fell back on his "all men are [[JERKS]]" defense by saying, "it's bad enough they're mostly jerks, plus homo men are AGAINST God's will." However, later that month in a [[Mumble_1#Gays.2C_lesbians_and_men_in_general|Mumble chat]], he softened his stance on whether or not it's okay for women to be gay be saying he would "100% discourage" gay men, but for gay women, he will "partial courage."

In the world of Sonichu, the villanous [[Reldnahc]] is gay, but the [[Heather Iglesias|nanny for Sonichu and Rosechu's kids]] is also gay but she's on the side of good because she's a lesbian, though she's been instructed to keep her trap shut about it. [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|A fan letter]] confronted Chris with the hypocrisy of having lesbians in the comic despite his viewpoints and fine Christian morals. While Chris answered parts of the letter, he conveniently ignored that point. Likely Chris makes this exception because it would be difficult for him to [[mass debating|fap]] to all the [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|lesbian porn]] he watches and not feel conflicted.

He also will make exceptions if gays do voices in his [[LittleBigPlanet|favorite video games]]. A member of his [[Monty Python|favorite comedy troupe]] was gay, though it's not clear if Chris knows that. But it does seem clear that whether it's porn, TV, or video games, as long as Chris is entertained by a gay person, Chris somehow exempts them from the abomination rule.

His hatred towards gays and everything they stand for contrasts very sharply to some of his actions. Chris has no qualms with [[Recycling|drinking his own semen]], and has said he would even go as far as [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his semen off his beloved]]. He has owned several [[sex toys]] designed to go up his ass, and he's admitted to being plagued by [[Mailbag 4|homoerotic thoughts]]. He loves [[rainbow]]s and has frequently put them in his comics. Chris liked the game ''Katamari Damacy'' enough to quote it in some of his videos, a game that features a character wearing a flamboyant ensemble that shows off his huge [[Pickle|schlong]] clearly visible through his tights. He once referred to himself as coming [[IRC (20 January 2009)|"out of his autistic closet."]] He loves gay anthems, such as "I Love the Nightlife," and listens to music straight men generally avoid, such as Backstreet Boys songs. He loves romantic comedy films and even owns a copy of the ''Sex and the City'' movie.

'''Chris shoves [[Sex toys|things]] up his ass.''' That should say enough about this matter.

In short, many gay men don't act as gay as Chris does sometimes, but he still feels justified at leveling his disapproving scorn at them.

=== "And I emphasize fan fiction" — Chris's creations ===

Chris is extremely protective over Sonichu and the whole media franchise he has created.

If Chris had actually shown any originality, this wouldn't really be a problem: he'd have full rights to do whatever he wants with his own original creations. People would frown on, but begrudgingly stomach, the idea that a writer who used to write fan fiction would strike it big through original works and then tell people not to create any fan fiction based on ''their'' works - legally appropriate, but it would show that the author has forgotten their roots. As [[Chris and copyright|discussed elsewhere]], however, Chris doesn't have all rights to Sonichu, and hasn't quite graduated to the "original works" club. He makes fan fiction and then whines about fan fiction. Even when the media industry tries their darnedest to demonize copyright infringement as theft and everyone laughs at them as a result, let us just use an appropriate analogy here: ''thieves shouldn't whine when someone steals from them.''

Fundamentally, Chris's creations are a bizarre maelstrom of various fan fiction elements, with various bits stolen from a great number of sources. Chris seems to be honest about this, and says that he blatantly steals material from various shows<ref>[[Common Questions#Answered 28 December 2009|Common Questions]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from|Mailbag 35]]</ref>.

However, at the same time, he claims that Sonichu is an original creation of his, and has no problems attempting to dictate how people use this precious creation of his.<ref>[[Down with asperchu]]</ref> In short, he calls other works "fan fiction" and fails to realize that ''Sonichu is fundamentally fan fiction, too'' — he is unable to see that the "fan" creations were created through the ''exact same process'' he himself used. He had the gall to say Sonichu is "parodic", but doesn't like creations that he has labelled "parodies" either.

Oh, and just to top it off: he's crying over (nonexistent) unauthorized [[Jimmy Hill|Sonichu merchandise]], and profiting on (godawful) unauthorized [[EBay|Aqua Teen merchandise]].

=== "Get those cameras off me!" — Privacy ===

In the mailbags, Chris describes CWCville as a place where [[Homos|homosexuality]] is forbidden by law. This is enforced by [[Magi-chan]], who uses his psychic abilities to monitor all citizens at all times. Offenders are then rounded up and ''fined $500'', money they could have otherwise spent on video games.

Several days later, Chris would use the Sonichu comic to rail against celebrity news website TMZ for invading the privacy of his electric hedgehogs, who are apparently as interesting and noteworthy as actual celebrities. TMZ was depicted as a floating, all-seeing movie camera that spied on Rosechu putting in a tampon, Sonichu and Rosechu reenacting a bondage scene from [[Family Guy]], and Robbie Sonee describing unnatural acts with a (possibly anthropomorphic) lizard.

Chris also stated during correspondence with his Wiki SysOp that he would go as far to [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The_Introduction_Image_Space_is_NOT_Ad_Space_(CCS)|distribute a video of himself having sex with a woman, recorded using hidden cameras,]] to prove his heterosexuality. When later pressed on this being a blatant invasion of privacy, Chris covered himself by stating that he would [[Mailbag 31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|blur the participating woman's face]], and upon further questioning changed his proposal to [[Mailbag 34#Chris_would_find_someone_okay_with_being_filmed_to_take_his_"virgin cherry branch"|involve a woman actually willing to participate]].

=== "They set me on fire!" — Slander ===

It is evident to the readers of Sonichu that Chris uses the comic to settle his conflicts in real life. Every time he felt wronged by someone, he felt the unique urge to incorporate them in the comic and having his main hero (a idealized vision of himself) literally beating them up.

The main victim of this treatment was Mary Lee Walsh, the Dean of Student Affairs at the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Because she "Dared" interrupting Chris in his [[Love Quest]] on the grounds of the college, Chris launched himself in a ridiculous one-sided feud against her and included her as the main villain in his comic. This is not an isolated incident. He gave the same treatment to literally anyone who had [[Stress|frustrated]] him. The list includes (but is not limited to) a [[Bagget|police officer]] called in to evict him from a [[Target]] store, various store [[Jerkop|security]] [[Jerkhief|guards]] and [[Manajerks|managers]], romantic [[Wes Iseli|rivals]], old [[CADD Chef|teachers]] and even [[Joseph Herring|fellow students]] only because they were popular with the girls.

This wouldn't be a problem if the situation was contained in the comic itself. Anyone free to make an educated guess would say that Chris uses artistic license to overcompensate for his weaknesses in real life. This, however, disregards many [[Death threats]] he issued to individuals on the net. [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Clyde Cash]], two well-known antagonists of Chris, were berated ([[Fail|without success]]) into [[To Clyde and Jack|committing suicide]]. In the comic [[Sonichu 10]], they throw themselves down a 72-story elevator shaft. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the creator of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page regarding Chris's antics, not only received [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|cryptic messages]] from Chris, but saw his own character [[Sonichu 8#The Clarksville Address|left for dead in a pool of his own blood]] after being battered by [[Rosechu]]'s [[China|genitalia]]. The last example is quite disturbing. After a [[Liquid Chris#Showdown|long feud]] with the man known as [[Liquid Chris]], he saw no problem [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|yelling at him]], issuing [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|death threats]], and trying to steal his [[Kacey|girlfriend]]. When this failed, he introduced the gentleman in the issue [[Sonichu Special 4]] of his comic, where he shot him in the shins for no apparent reason. When the girlfriend, scared for her and her boyfriend's safety, asked him what it was all about, he answered that it wasn't that bad [[Kacey and Liquid Call|since he barely shot him in the legs]].

Strangely, Chris strongly disapproves of this method of expression when he's on the receiving end of it. When [[Down with Asperchu|he attacked]] Alec Benson Leary for the creation of [[Asperchu]], Alec had no scruples about putting him in front of the [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Issue_C/Page_29 business end of a flamethrower]. This insulted Chris so much that he felt the need to make a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|long video]] where he calls the attack made on him "horrendous" and vows that the [[Patti Chandler|spirit of his dead dog]] will avenge him.

==Sauces==
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==See also==
* [[List of Chris's lies]]

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