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September 2018

2021-10-31T19:26:13Z

AshtonTheEnby:

[[File:Chriswithfunkos.jpg|thumb|Chris posing with his custom-made Funko Pops on September 2018]]
'''September''' was the ninth month of [[2018]].

==Highlights==
*1 September - [[ReBrick]] is merged into [[Lego]] Ideas.
*2 September - Chris makes his first reference to Universe C-197, where Sonichu and other fictional characters exists. He also rambles on about his many variants.
*[[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] - Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] hearing resumes, ending with a continuance for 25 September.
*12 September - Chris posts [[September 2018 social media posts|a Twitter rant about Barb.]]
*18 September - Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-18-advice-on-coping-with-anxiety.47866/unread gives advice to deal with anxiety] by detaching himself from [[reality]].
*22 September - Chris attends a local gem and mineral show.
*24 September - It is [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-24-chris-gets-sued-for-debt-again.48132/ discovered] that a debt collection agency is suing Chris for unpaid debt, set for 14 [[November 2018|November]]. Chris also attempts to force his headcanon on [[Nintendo|Bowsette]], [[the Internet]]'s latest sensation.
*25 September - Another continuance is issued for Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case, resuming on 9 [[October 2018|October]].
*27 September - Chris enters the [https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/cwcsonichu1982/genette Newgrounds Bowsette/Super Crown art contest] in hopes to win a Nintendo Switch.
*30 September - Chris earns his fastest platinum trophy on the [[PlayStation Network]] with the [[PS4]] version of Little Adventure on the Prairie with a time of 36:34.

==Videos==
*[[September_2018_Paid_Video_Requests|Birth Greetings, Jordan]]
==Drawings==
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User:AshtonTheEnby

2021-10-31T05:18:50Z

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User talk:AshtonTheEnby

2021-10-31T05:18:09Z

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February 2009

2021-10-31T05:16:04Z

AshtonTheEnby:

{{Honest}}

[[File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|thumb|right|On '''12 February 2009''', [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] goes online.]]
[[File:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|right|On '''14 February 2009''', the [[Bob|lumberjack]] cuts it down.]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|On '''20 February 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris and [[Kimmi]] having an [[Sex tape|intimate moment]].]]
[[Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|thumb|On '''21 February 2009''', [[Aunt Corrina]] dies.]]
[[File:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|right|Chris drives to Ohio on '''24 February 2009'''.]]
'''February [[2009]]''' saw several transitions for [[Chris]]. His online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he decided she was killed by bushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of [[Julie]] in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], formally ending that [[Miyamoto Saga|saga]]. That the [[trolls]] posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into traveling to Redmond taught him nothing, though- by the end of February, Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland in a futile effort to visit Julie.

==Events of February 2009==
* 2 February - First of the [[Clyde E-mails]] is sent.
* 3 February - Chris responds to [[Clyde Cash]] to say that he wants to hear from [[PandaHalo]].
* 3 February - [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] site updated.
* 4 February - Chris supposedly purchases the [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] domain, although the site itself states that it was updated the day before.
* 4 February - Chris's [[Mumble 2|second Mumble chat]]. He speaks on his [[nudes]], sex in the Sonichu comics, [[Clyde Cash]], and reasons behind [[CWCville]]'s restrictive laws.
* 5 February - Chris's [[Mumble 3|third Mumble chat]]. Talks to [[Julie]] about [[Molvanîa]]'s destruction, [[Chris and music|music]], protecting her from [[Clyde Cash]], their relationship and their first time together, including cumshots and premature ejaculation.
* 5 February - Chris is coerced by Clyde Cash to make [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|two videos]] stating that he is [[Gaybian|gay]]. He removes both videos a few hours later.
* 5 February - [[Mumble 3.5|Continuation of Mumble Chat 3]]. Clyde harasses Chris about copping out of calling himself gay in [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] and forces him to make a second video rectifying this.
* 6 February - Chris's [[Mumble 4|fourth Mumble chat]]. Clyde calls him out on his inability to support [[Julie]], his views on love and relationships and forces him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|get rid of his material possessions for Julie]].
* 6 February - Chris issues a [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|retraction]] of the 5 February videos, claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
* 6 February - Chris reuploads the 5 February video, with a disclaimer.
* 7 February - Chris's [[Mumble 5|fifth Mumble Chat]]. Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support [[Julie]], going into detail about Chris's unrealistic views on how much [[Chris and Money|money]] he'll need to live.
* 7 February - The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people.
* 8 February - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now co-managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
* 8 February - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|presents]] SonichuAndRosechu.com. He asks his alleged girlfriend [[PandaHalo]] to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
* 8 February - First of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2]] is sent.
* 10 February - Fulfilling another obligation to Clyde Cash, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|shows]] off his supposedly cleaned [[room]]. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
* 10 February - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
* 10 February - Chris discusses with Vivian about the video he uploaded earlier that day, and Vivian agrees with Clyde that Chris needs a job.
* 10 February - Chris's [[Mumble 6|sixth Mumble Chat]]. An open fan Q&A. Discusses whether Chris's [[CWC Update 10 February 2009|letter from Nintendo of America]] is fake, Chris's taste in Anime and Clyde probing Chris about finances and supporting Julie.
* 12 February - Chris uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings.
* 13 February - An [[CWC Cums for a Cat|audio clip]] of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online.
* 13 February - Chris's [[Mumble 7|seventh Mumble chat]]. Another fan Q&A in which Chris is quizzed about anime, videogames, [[homos]], dating tips, [[Sarah May]] and he does several terrible impersonations.
* 14 February - [[Bob Chandler]] catches Chris having cybersex. [[Bob Walks In|Audio]] of this moment emerges.
* 14 February - Chris [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|calls Julie from his PSP]] after Bob cuts the Internet down, discussing the loss of his erection over Bob walking in, and speculates about who called to tip Bob off.
* 15 February - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting ''[[Family Guy]]'' while orgasming, is leaked.
* 16 February - Three uncolored pages of [[Episode 19]] from [[Sonichu 9]] are released.
* 16 February - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|First PSN chat with Julie]]. Discusses Aunt Corrina's fate, the possibility of a threesome and Chris's employment prospects.
* 16 February - The Cwchronology is moved to the Cwcki allowing everyone to edit it.
* 17 February - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|Second PSN chat with Julie]]. Covers Chris's unwillingness to visit his dying Aunt Corrina, Chris depicting [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Episode 19|Sonichu Episode 19]].
* 17 February - Chris [[Clyde E-mails|emails Clyde Cash]] accepting his help, and asking that he speak to his parents.
* 17 February - Chris's [[Mumble 8|eighth Mumble chat]]. Discusses Chris's contradictory views on [[Chris and Religion|Christianity and premarital sex]], [[recycling]] and features a painful breakup with [[Sarah May]] where Chris repeatedly calls her [[Julie]] and she attempts suicide.
* 18 February - Chris [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|prays]] for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
* 18 February - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|retracts]] all his prior homophobic statements.
* 18 February - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|Third PSN chat with Julie]]. Chris dishes on his fears of being a homo, pornography, [[mass debating|masturbation]], [[mass debating|his entire sexual history]] and his use of [[sex toys]].
* 18 February - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|Continuation of the third PSN chat with Julie]]. Chris's race relations, heritage and family are discussed.
* 18 February - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Conclusion of the third PSN chat with Julie]]. Bob talks to Julie at length and is reassured on her legitimacy and the existence of Molvanîa.
* 20 February - [[Sex tape|Video footage]] Chris fucking his with sex doll [[Kimmi]] is leaked online.
* 20 February - [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|Fourth and final PSN chat with Julie]]. Covers Julie's education and when Chris plans to make the [[Ohio trip|trip to Ohio]].
* 20 February - Chris registers his final game on [[Club Nintendo]], ''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon'', and proceeds to get himself more absorbed into his [[PS3]] and [[LittleBigPlanet]].
* 20 February - Chris 100%’s his first trophy list on the [[PlayStation Network]]. It was in Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection.
* 21 February - Chris's [[Aunt Corrina]] dies. According to Chris, he and his mother became hated by the rest of Weston family after Corrina's death. It is not clear whether or not this development was somehow related to Corrina's death or if it did just happened to occur after it.<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref>
* 23 February - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|declares]] his love for Julie. Meanwhile, the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum is revealed as ruse perpetrated by trolls.
* 23 February - Chris's [[Mumble 9|ninth Mumble chat]]. Hosted by [[The Miscreants]], who reveal that their purpose is to stop Chris from finding a sweetheart because he's a racist who only wants [[china]].
* 23 February - [[Mumble 9.5|Continuation of Mumble chat 9]]. The Miscreants accuse Chris of [[Chris and death|not caring]] about his deceased Aunt Corrina, discuss [[Megan]] and Chris admits retardation.
* 23 February - Chris's [[Mumble 10|tenth Mumble chat]]. A fan chat where he's convinced to go to Cleveland to save Julie from her evil brother [[Max]] at [[The Miscreants|Miscreant HQ]].
* 23 February - In one of the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype conversations]], Chris is led to believe that Max has leaked his sex video.
* 24 February - Chris's 27th birthday.
* 24 February - Chris's Aunt Corrina is buried, and Chris is disappointed that he will be missing out on pancakes.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref>
* 24 February - [[Clyde Cash]] emails Chris to say that he is sending [[Julie]] to China. Chris responds that he is coming to Cleveland to rescue her.
* 25 February - First [[Sarah May Skype Logs|Sarah May Skype call]] takes place.
* 26 February - Chris, with $50 to his name, sets out before dawn on a 400-mile trip to Cleveland, Ohio to look for [[Julie]]. She is nowhere to be found. His parents call the police when they find him missing. He returns early the next morning.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Cleveland|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>
* 27 February - Chris emails Clyde to thank him for the opportunity to drive to Ohio.
* 27 February - Last of the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|BlueSpike Skype conversations]] takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland.
* 27 February - Second [[Sarah May Skype Logs|Sarah May Skype call]] takes place.

==References==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

December 2008

2021-10-31T05:08:45Z

AshtonTheEnby:

[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
In December, Chris talks a lot with his fans in several Q & A sessions on IRC, we learn about his fecal leakage, and he wins the Guitar Hero contest. Whatever trolling Chris went through this year was nothing compared to what he would have to face in [[2009]].

==Events==
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 11 - Chris updates his Sonichu website to warn his fans about illegitimate Sonichu merchandise.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 14 - Chris makes his last post on the [[PSN Blogs]], it's about the [[PSP]].
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 22 - Chris earns his 1st ever platinum trophy on the [[PlayStation Network]] in [[Little Big Planet]].
* December 23 - [[Anna McLerran]] visits Virginia and meets with Chris.<ref>Chris mentioned on [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December 2008]] that he met Anna on Tuesday that week. 27 December 2008 [http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/monthly.html?year=2008&month=12&country=1 fell on a Saturday], and Tuesday of that week fell on 23 December. Therefore, we can infer that Chris met Anna during that date.</ref>
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community and makes his first posts.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

{{references}}
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{{Timeline}}

December 2008

2021-10-31T05:07:46Z

AshtonTheEnby:

[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
In December, Chris talks a lot with his fans in several Q & A sessions on IRC, we learn about his fecal leakage, and he wins the Guitar Hero contest. Whatever trolling Chris went through this year was nothing compared to what he would have to face in [[2009]].

==Events==
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 11 - Chris updates his Sonichu website to warn his fans about illegitimate Sonichu merchandise.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 14 - Chris makes his last post on the [[PSN Blogs]], it's about the [[PSP]].
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 22 - Chris earns his 1st ever platinum on the [[PlayStation Network]] in [[Little Big Planet]].
* December 23 - [[Anna McLerran]] visits Virginia and meets with Chris.<ref>Chris mentioned on [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December 2008]] that he met Anna on Tuesday that week. 27 December 2008 [http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/monthly.html?year=2008&month=12&country=1 fell on a Saturday], and Tuesday of that week fell on 23 December. Therefore, we can infer that Chris met Anna during that date.</ref>
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community and makes his first posts.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

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{{Timeline}}

October 2008

2021-10-31T05:05:04Z

AshtonTheEnby:

[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
October was a calmer, more bittersweet month for Chris. Many more important details of his life were leaked, including his parents, more nudes, and a home DVD he created. Towards the final third of the month, Chris is struck with devastating news: Blanca was leaving him. He was heartbroken, but not for long as he makes regular videos only a few days afterwards. #sonichu also comes out.

==Events==
* October 1 - Chris tells [[Blanca]] he's looking forward to talking with her on the PSP. He sends her a bunch of selfies.
* October 1 - [[Barb]] turns 67.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris sends Blanca photos from [[Anna]]'s 20th birthday party.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.<ref>[http://www.filedropper.com/long][http://www.filedropper.com/jizz]</ref>
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September. They release video.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 10 - Chris earns his 1st ever trophy on [[PlayStation Network]]. Sigil Of Time from Linger In Shadows.
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
* October 15 - Chris reports on his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] on the new comic pages, and says that [[Jimmy Hill]] is an impostor.
* October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 19 - Chris updates his Sonichu website.
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many video-game-oriented videos. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 27 - Chris also posts "[[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level]]," giving us our first look at his [[LittleBigPlanet]] Sonichu level.
* October 27 - Chris makes another update to his Sonichu site to ask his fans to vote for him in a [[Guitar Hero]] [[contest]].
* October 28 - Chris posts "[[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race|Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race]]."
* October 29 - Chris posts "[[LittleBigPlanet videos#A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret|A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret]]."
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

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{{Timeline}}

PlayStation 3

2021-09-26T03:53:40Z

AshtonTheEnby:

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[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $763.05 and $635.87 respectively considering inflation as of 2020), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan, it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.

Chris apparently did purchase a PlayStation 2 (specifically, one of the "slim" models) at some point, though very little is known about Chris's PS2 in comparison to its successor. Notably, the first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]] had Chris speaking about Sony and the PS2 in derogatory terms, suggesting that at some point between October 2004 (when the slim PS2 was first introduced) and [[November 2006]] (when his PS2 was seen in the [[Pixelated PS3]] video), Chris reversed his opinions on the company.

The PS3 is notable for being [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3|contest]], to the point where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and a slim PS2, and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction|destroyed]] his life upgrade...only to purchase another shortly after.

The PS3 was discontinued in [[2016]], and was supplanted a few years beforehand by the [[PlayStation 4]].

==PlayStation Network==
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation e-mails, a testament to Chris's financial responsibility.]]

The PlayStation Network is an [[online]] digital media service introduced with the PS3 with its launch in 2006. It allows users to buy games, movies, TV shows, and other stuff, as well as social media features, music and movie streaming, and cloud gaming. Being [[Chris and money|as irresponsible with money]] as he is, Chris went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris spent so much on the PSN that it contributed most of his credit card debt at the time (roughly $3,500 circa early 2010).

You might ask yourself how he could've spent that much and what he could've spent it on. Chris seemingly bought (and still buys) everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he frequently bought DLC for games he doesn't even own.

Chris spent at least '''$6,127.64''' in American [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]].

===Spending history===
The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).

Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008 when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside of his [[Chris's room|room]]. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]] in the spring of 2008, although that signal spike might have been augmented as a result of his concurrent "breakup" with Megan Schroeder in a bid to salve the emotional wound with the desperate application of virtual toys. Likewise, it's probably not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from The PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a shit ton more tugboat money on PSN.

In light of the second wave of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|Vivian Gee e-mails]], Chris's spending in early 2010 is impressive. Despite being supposedly put on a strict budget by his father at the time (in order to pay down debts created by his earlier PSN spending), he still managed to spend around $100 or more a month.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
|-
| February 2010
| '''$130.00
| July 2009
| '''$80.00
| December 2008
| '''$150.00
| May 2008
| '''$90.00
| October 2007
| '''$55.00
|-
| January 2010
| '''$90.00
| June 2009
| '''$170.00
| November 2008
| '''$110.00
| April 2008
| '''$16.02
| September 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| December 2009
| '''$234.29
| May 2009
| '''$135.00
| October 2008
| '''$90.07
| March 2008
| '''$20.00
| August 2007
| '''$65.00
|-
| November 2009
| '''$215.00
| April 2009
| '''$225.00
| September 2008
| '''$90.00
| February 2008
| '''$20.00
| July 2007
| '''$25.00
|-
| October 2009
| '''$268.41
| March 2009
| '''$210.00
| August 2008
| '''$85.00
| January 2008
| '''$75.00
| June 2007
| '''$10.00
|-
| September 2009
| '''$132.36
| February 2009
| '''$125.00
| July 2008
| '''$120.00
| December 2007
| '''$25.00
| May 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| August 2009
| '''$50.00
| January 2009
| '''$90.00
| June 2008
| '''$30.00
| November 2007
| '''$30.00
| April 2007
| '''$25.00
|}
[[File:Cwc spending.png|150px|thumb|right|A graph of his spending between April 07 and Feb 10. Source: [[CWC PSN Spending R script]] ]]

=== Trophies ===
According to the [https://www.playstation.com/en-us/my/public-trophies/?onlinename=Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 25 [[September 2021]], Chris has 5,018 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Games with over 50% progress include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
|[[Chris and Sex|69]]
|100%
|A driving game that Chris is terrible at. The levels that he has made so far are simply bad, and he racks up a fairly consistent .200 winning average.
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''
|65
|100%
|The game that made his [[Autism Tutorial]] possible.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Back to the Future: The Game|Back to the Future: The Game]]''
|60
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale|PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale]]''
| 56
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:InFamous|inFamous]]''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu (character)|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
| ''Sonic Generations''
| 50
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders Giants|Skylanders Giants]]''
| 46
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[Kacey Call 8|Hannah Montana: The Movie]]''
|43
|100%
|[[Homos|No comment]].
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders:_Spyro's_Adventure|Skylanders Spyro's Adventure]]''
|38
|100%
|
|-
| ''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle''
|37
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time|Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time]]''
| 37
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:God of War: Ascension|God of War: Ascension]]''
| 36
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[God of War]] III''
|36
|100%
| All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sly Cooper#The Sly Collection|Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus]]''
|36
|100%
| Furries galore.
|-
| ''Sly 2: Band of Thieves''
|36
|100%
|
|-
| ''Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves''
|36
|100%
|
|-
| ''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the ''God of War Collection''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 2|Ratchet & Clank 2]]''
| 35
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection]]''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the ''Sonic'' ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal|Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal]]
| 33
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Midway Arcade Origins|Midway Arcade Origins]]''
| 32
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet: Deadlocked|Ratchet: Deadlocked]]''
| 31
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Cuboid (video game)|Cuboid]]''
| 24
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Stacking (video game)|Stacking]]''
| 21
| 100%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Costume Quest|Costume Quest]]''
| 17
| 100%
| Made by the same people who made ''[[wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]]''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| A demoscene production. Not remarkable. Most people already had 1,000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sackboy's Prehistoric Moves''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Flower_(video_game)|Flower]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sam_%26_Max:_The_Devil%27s_Playhouse|Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse]] - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''
| 13
| 100%
|
|-
| [[PS Vita|''Welcome Park'']]
| 13
| 100%
| A Vita tutorial.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)|Wheel of Fortune]]''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Back to the Future - Episode 1: It's About Time''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Gunstar_Heroes|Gunstar Heroes]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have gotten 100% in ''Gunstar Heroes'', but in reality, he's a total zero.
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''
|12
|100%
| A fairly short fighting game that can generally be beaten in under 12 minutes.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I]]''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 2''
| 12
| 100%
| [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|"...Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''"]]
|-
| ''Sonic the Hedgehog''
| 12
| 100%
| Of course.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Buzz!|Buzz!]] Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS|NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS]]''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain!''
| 10
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sly Minigames''
| 8
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grind fest.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Frogger_Returns|Frogger Returns]]''
| 4
| 100%
| ''100!!!''...oh, it's 4 trophies for 4 levels.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders SWAP Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
| 40
| 94%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Burnout_Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Yes, this is a highly-acclaimed title, but Chris believes it's comparable to that of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''</ref>
|-
| ''Sonic CD''
| 11
| 90%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Braid_(video_game)|Braid]]''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. However, it's worth noting that ''Braid'' is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
| ''Treasures of Montezuma Blitz''
| 13
| 85%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]]''
|9
|85%
|
|-
| ''[[LEGO]] [[wikipedia:The LEGO Movie Video Game|Movie - Videogame]]''
| 49
| 82%
|
|-
| ''God of War''
| 33
| 82%
| Most of the trophies are earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under five hours.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Duke Nukem Forever|Duke Nukem Forever]]''
| 63
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Heavy_rain|Heavy Rain]]''
| 53
| 80%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Chains of Olympus''
| 32
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Table Top Tanks|Table Top Tanks]]''
| 5
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders: Trap Team]]''
| 47
| 78%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One|Ratchet & Clank 4 One]]''
| 45
| 77%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Band Hero|Band Hero]]''
| 35
| 77%
| A pop music version of ''Guitar Hero''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band Blitz|Rock Band Blitz]]''
| 18
| 76%
|
|-
| ''The Price is Right''
| 11
| 76%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under the assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D ''Sonic'' title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Splatterhouse_(2010_video_game)|Splatterhouse]]''
| 43
| 72%
|
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 3]]''
| 38
| 71%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Ghost of Sparta''
| 31
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[LEGO]] Batman 2: DC Super Heroes''
| 27
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Penny_Arcade_Adventures|Penny Arcade Adventures]]: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Numblast|NUMBLAST]]''
| 10
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Papo & Yo|Papo & Yo]]''
| 10
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Noby_Noby_Boy|Noby Noby Boy]]''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Space Ace|Space Ace]]''
| 7
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock of the Dead|Rock of the Dead]]''
| 21
| 66%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation Home|PlayStation Home]]''
| 13
| 66%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing|Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing]]''
| 36
| 62%
| ''Sonic Kart'' couldn't hold his interest long enough for a platinum trophy. No Sonichu? Back to ''ModNation''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Tomb Raider (2013)|Tomb Raider]]''
| 51
| 61%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:UDraw_GameTablet#uDraw_Studio_Instant_Artist|uDraw Studio]] - Instant Artist''
| 28
| 61%
|
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Golden Abyss|Uncharted: Golden Abyss]]''
| 38
| 60%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet Karting|LittleBigPlanet Karting]]''
| 45
| 58%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Spelunker HD|Spelunker HD]]''
| 31
| 58%
|
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen: The End is Nigh]]''
| 8
| 57%
| "Meeting with Chris-chan left [[Semen|bad taste]] in mouth. He is [[Tugboat|pampered]] and [[Tomgirl|decadent]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|betraying]] even his shallow, liberal affections. Possibly [[homos]]exual? Must remember to [[Kick the Autistic|investigate further]]."
|-
| ''[[Transformers|Transformers: War for Cybertron]]''
| 34
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band: Classic Rock]]''
| 12
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:The House of the Dead 4|The House of the Dead 4]]''
| 15
| 52%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
| 10
| 52%
| 10 of 13 trophies? Oh wait, only three trophies require any real skill.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uno_(video_game)|Uno]]''
| 10
| 52%
| Chris probably bought it in hopes that it was like the [[HEXBox|Xbox Live Arcade]] version. Forgotten about when he realized that was not the case.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]''
| 26
| 50%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II]]''
| 8
| 50%
|
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

===Hacking===
As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits, as well as the video with [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console humping]].

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain Hawaiʻian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So...good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And...LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is.]]}}

{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}

Chris pops giant boners for PS3, so much that the [[Spanish|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==
[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of Chris humping his PS3 was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive. His PSN account activity seemed to confirm he had indeed deleted everything.

==Destruction==
[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]

On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrades coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.

Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.

== The rebirth ==
[[File:PStriple.png|thumb|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]

By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref>

Interestingly, Chris's new PS3 still uses the original case design, even though the larger PS3s had been discontinued in favor of the newer "slim" model in late 2009. This suggests that the replacement is a second-hand or refurbished model, and may have been chosen so that he could put the custom cover he made for his old PS3 onto it.

== The PS Move of Fail ==
[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png|thumb|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl socializing online.]]

It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move|PlayStation Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo]]'s [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one.

Chris seems to have painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|wizard video]].

Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].

==PlayStation Plus==
On 29 [[June 2010]], Sony started PlayStation Plus, a [[Hex Bawx|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play "free" rentals of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' and ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2'', games that he has already bought many times over.

==Other oddities==
Chris appears to keep his PS3 turned on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

He holds his PS3 controller in many of his videos to turn his PSEye on and off, such as in [[I Got A Fish]].

==See also==
* [[PlayStation 4]] - The life upgrade... upgraded.
* [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Detailing his entire game collection.
* [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
* [[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempts to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
* [[PS3 History Level]]
* [[PSEye]]
* [[PSP of Fail]]
* [[PSN Blogs]] - An archive of Chris's posts.
* [[Sonichu Home Club]] - Because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
* [[Sony]]
* [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - The kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.
* [[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.

==References==
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==External Links ==
* [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu Publicly viewable detailed profile]
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