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Talk:Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls

2011-11-15T03:36:13Z

AsperGirl:

Okay, I got looking (read: ''squinting'') at the picture and apparently, one of the backup singers is named "Christine". I can't make out worth shit what the last one's supposed to be, though. Also, is this supposed to be [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]]? Because if it is, it's hard to tell because he MISSPELLED THE THING'S NAME!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:11, 12 November 2011 (PST)
*Oh, God. I finally got it. "Robee" is (supposed to be) the feminine version of "Robbie." Derps all around.--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 23:21, 12 November 2011 (PST)
** Actually, my Mom's name is "Robbie", spelled just like that. I originally assumed that "Robbie" was the original feminine and "Robby" was the masculine spelling. The spelling of "Robee" suggests it's pronounced "Ro-bee" and not "Raw-bee" , if basic rules of the English language applies, as the vowel-contstanant-vowel in the center means that the O is pronounced as Oh and not Ah. If he wanted to spell it similar, then "Robbee" would be more phonetically accurate. Not being a Grammer Nazi intentionally, but Vocabulary and Spelling were both my strong suits in SATs testings back when I was in school... Was even a tutor when I was 12. Misspellings really scratch the chalkboard on me. Chris' grasp on the English language keeps slipping more and more... >_< [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 19:36, 14 November 2011 (PST)

Talk:Pixelated PS3

2011-10-06T07:11:19Z

AsperGirl: /* Considering how the winner is depicted in the show... */ new section

Should be merged into PS3 article, no?--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:56, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

:*I know that's an old question, but emphasis on the "no". As long as they're linked, we're all set. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:44, 28 October 2009 (CET)

== "Tents and stuff" ==

: Well, if I had the money, I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their tents and all that good stuff.

That's funny. I live in a city that's over 10 times the size of Ruckersville. I bought the Nintendo DS and several prominent games on various platforms on their release days, ''and there has been zero queues and no shortages and only idiots would bother to camp outside of the stores''. Why do I get the picture that Chris would have been the only person in the city crazy enough to camp over night to get the PS3? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:31, 28 October 2009 (CET)

== Considering how the winner is depicted in the show... ==

... It might have been pretty funny. If you didn't see it, they made a figure of the winner, cast him in a segment, where Seth Green's figure was supposed to present the PS3 to him. As the winner takes a bow, Seth starts stabbing him with a knife, shouting: "Yeah! You like that? You ****ing like that? Yeah you do! You're a winner! So lucky!". As the winner starts choking on his breath, he adds: "Sh Sh Sh Shhh... It's almost over, it's almost over... Sooo lucky..." before running off and returning with a PS3 and slamming it in his head, presumably killing him while adding: "Here's your PS3! *Smash* Keep watching for our next big contest!"

All things considered, I would have like to see Chris' reaction if he had won and that was how the Chris figure was treated. Probably would be mad that Sonichu didn't show up in it somehow... --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 00:11, 6 October 2011 (PDT)

Talk:List of Chris's games

2011-10-03T09:01:16Z

AsperGirl:

== new data ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?juziymqnkyy

thank vivian. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:09, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

* This spreadsheet was first updated in March 2003. Weird. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 22:10, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== NEWER DATA (as of August) ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?077gjaa7p5u71sa

thanks not vivian. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:03, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

==Does Chris really own all these games ?==
Or does he just says to look cool to Miyamoto ?
If he really does own these... Ouch... Ouch on you americans who have to pay for them...
--[[User:Kek7go|Kek7go]]
==To do==
The big thing is see if we could put all of this into one of those nice Wiki lists, so you could just click and it can alphabetize them from A-Z or Z-A, date, system, etc (I know, God only knows why, Chris included things like what system they were for, how many players, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:41, 23 March 2009 (CET)
:Working on that right now. --[[User:APBoy|APBoy]] 21:01, 23 March 2009 (CET)
::Err, good work, but I had something more like the table they use [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Criterion_Collection_DVD_releases here] in mind. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:18, 23 March 2009 (CET)
:::Done. Call me king dipshit of aspie mountain. Do y'all like it better this way? --Dkaien 1:58, 5 September 2009 (Eastern time)
::::Excellent work! --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:45, 5 September 2009 (CEST)
Still needs to be wikified, ideally for all titles. I'll work on that a bit but anyone else is free to join in.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:26, 7 March 2011 (PST)

== Useless chatter, but... ==

I died a little inside when I saw that he has Space Channel 5. D: Also, doesn't Enchanted Arms have a gay dude in it? --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 02:35, 12 April 2009 (CEST)
:He has damned Bioshock! Given that he doesn't seem to read anything but Sonic comics and (once upon a time) R.L. Stein, Bioshock should be the most literary thing he's ever experienced. Then again, judging by his reaction to End of Eva, he wouldn't have the slightest clue of what Bioshock was getting at. Sigh... while most of Christian's abject failure at life is darkly humorous, his quasi-functional illiteracy just depresses me. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 04:45, 19 June 2009 (CEST)
::Quasi? The guy is full on functionally illiterate, bordering on plain illiteracy. I would be willing to bet he hasn't read a real book since High School (if then, even).[[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 07:44, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
::To be fair, ''BioShock'' is only "literary" if you bother reading everything and listening to everything. It can easily be completed without really thinking what's going on (of course, far less fun if it's played that way). What I ''really'' want to know is whether he ever got through the sewer in ''Oblivion'' - or [[Sonichu: The Animated Series|was he scared of <del>Silvana</del> <del>Sean Connery</del> Patrick Stewart]]? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:45, 5 September 2009 (CEST)
:::I would also add, as I say, that the main thing you can tell by studying Chris' game collection is that you can't actually tell too much by studying Chris' game collection. He clearly buys a lot of this stuff just for the sake of buying it -- like with his Sega CD hoard, he looks to have stumbled upon a bin full of remaindered games and reflexively scooped up one of everything. Or bought it in one big lot at a flea market or something. --Dkaien 12:57, 5 September 2009 (Eastern time)
:::: What the Hell? He's got Evolution for DreamCast? WHAT THE HELL! That's my favorite Non-Sonic related game I have for that system! I'm only one battle away from getting Linear back, and now I find out that he's got the same damn game?! It... It just doesn't feel right anymore. I suppose the only solace in that knowledge is that he must have not cared too much about playing it if he didn't rip it off... Also... Bubsy? Rocket Knight? Oh, Jeebz... I mean, I can't escape the fact I'll find Sonic titles in there, including Kuckles Chaotix, and all that... But Bubsy? I still have my cart, which plays well on my Genesis still, but... Ah. I'm surprised at not seeing Shenmue on the list... But then again, maybe not. I mean, it's got some neat hidden Sonic Easter eggs, but I doubt Chris would have the patience to sit through a three disc adventure mystery thing. Shenmue is another DC favorite of mine... It's a bit slow, but the amount of interactibilty is worth it... You get to pull things from the fridge, gamble, drink a soda, and... Well, it doesn't sound too fabulous, but it's addicting. Uh... I need to stop talking now before I get way off topic. AsperGirl... Out! --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 02:01, 3 October 2011 (PDT)

==Play completion==

For the PS3 games, could we add a percentage of the total gameplay he experienced? I don't know exactly what you can see through the network, I don't have one... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 21:11, 10 July 2009 (CEST)
:Seconded. It would be quite nice if the guy currently in command of the accountz could share what he could. My curiosity must be sated. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:31, 27 July 2009 (CEST)
::Uh, psn doesn't work that way. You can see what trophy's he has, and download any dlc/ps store games, but in terms of how far into the game he is, you'd need to steal his entire ps3. I would try to give an estimate based on his trophy's, but I was defriend'ed after he got all paranoid. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 01:52, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

==The Guy Game...?==

True fact: The Guy Game was recalled from store shelves. See, it was a vaguely Man-Show-ish trivia game where victory was rewarded with boobs. No surprise, right? Get this: one of the models involved was underage when she posed for the game, thus getting everyone involved right the hell in trouble. True fact: the director of The Guy Game opted to work on The Guy Game instead of Metroid Prime (the first or the second, I forget which). chris is doin' nothin' for his "I'm not a pedofork!" credentials (or at least "I'm not an ephebefork!"). [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:28, 5 October 2009 (CEST)
: To be (slightly) fair to Chris, oblivious as he is he probably missed the controversy surrounding the game. Odds are good he doesn't actually know he's jerking it to a topless 17-year-old. Also, just a side note, Jeff Spangenberg didn't "opt" to leave Retro Studios and the Metroid Prime project. Nintendo paid him an even million dollars to buy out his share of Retro and get rid of him. Which made sense given what he worked on next... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:10, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
: True fact: The Guy Game was pulled from shelves after a lawsuit was filed by one of the girls in that game. The girl won and all copies were removed, save for some leftover as "used" copies.True fact: The game was filmed in South Padre Island in the Rio Grande Valley in Texas, where I live (I live in Houston, BTW.) --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 07:44, 14 November 2009 (CET)

== more psn shit ==
[[Talk:PS3]] check it bitches [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:32, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
* Every line of that shit is crazier than the last. My favorite so far: he downloaded a copy of ''A Scanner Darkly''. Somehow I kinda think Philip Dick would fly a few miles over poor Chris's head. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:45, 27 October 2009 (CET)

==Wrestling and Other Sports Games?==

*Does Chris even play pro wrestling and other sports games such as NFL, MLB, NASCAR, Boxing, or even UFC/Cage Fighting games? --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 23:11, 23 November 2009 (CET)
:* Judging by the list (and his PSN downloads and so forth), no. I'm not sure he's ever shown an interest in sports generally. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)

== Don't be a moof or aloof ==

...as advised in [[Sonichu 10]]. We'd need some analysis and elaboration on how Chris seems to play games that are geared toward younger audiences. It's pretty hard to ''prove'' this, because he's obviously ''bought''a bunch of games that are good for older players, and we only have actual gameplay data from his PS3 trophies. But still, I think he has demonstrated pretty well that he likes kiddie games and may even feel that he's eating the forbidden fruit when he plays ''Brütal Legend''. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:17, 16 December 2009 (CET)
* Yeh, I think you're right on this point, for all that there's only so much hard evidence. The games that he's made the most noise about over the years - Sonic, Pokemon, Animal Crossing - are all fairly casual kids' stuff. It occurs to me that there's probably fodder enough out there for a "Chris and video games" article, something that could cover this subject and a bunch of others. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:06, 16 December 2009 (CET)
* I believe you got a point there. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 05:09, 19 December 2009 (CET)

== Minor edit ==

Changed Republican to Democrat in the picture description. Chris started his tugboat during a Republican administration, blaming Democrats would reflect poorly on the intelligence of cwcki editors. Plus my own political bias.

**Is the CWCki really the place for American political faggotry? I'm pretty sure we can do better. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 14:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Is the CWCki really the place to give praise to Chris's enablers?

== Source ==

I just looked at the original Excel file and didn't see Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction listed. What was the source for that? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 17:25, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
:No one? Then it's going. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 17:20, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::I think that one made the list because it was something he bought DLC for, but it turned out those downloads were actually bought by trolls one of the times his account got hacked. So yeah, probably needed to get zapped. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 20:32, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
:::The only DLC that trolls ever bought have been marked. It was for Call of Duty and Killzone 2, those were the ONLY DLC trolls ever bought. Everything else is Chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:51, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::::Quest for Booty is the downloadable sequel to Tools of Destruction, it's not DLC, it's a game. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:54, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

== Cutting it down ==

I think that splitting this article into lists by console brand would work. Some consoles he only owns a few games for, but one for Sony, Sega, Nintendo - might work. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:52, 11 November 2010 (PST)

== update for the super newer august 2010 list obtained and i did not obtain the games [[Lucas]] did ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?077gjaa7p5u71sa
Yes, that Lucas. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:20, 11 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:Flame the Sunbird

2011-09-07T09:18:55Z

AsperGirl:

== To do ==
* Wasn't the "I could use some pants" joke originally in some Pokémon movie? Need source.
:* Yes. It was uttered by the Pokemon Slowking in ''Pokemon The Movie 2000''. I think that's all you really need to know on that subject.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:00, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
::*I think that was in my Usenet sig back in the day. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:42, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== Is Flame maybe a Flickie? ==
* I was reading up on the article and it occurred to me that Chris DOES own Sonic 3D blast, a game that contains these useless birds Sonic has to save called "Flickies," and Flame looks an awful lot like the red one. Maybe Flame is actually one of those? [[User:Hejji|Hejji]] 21:01, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== Possibly Ripping Off Knuckles the Echidna..?==

The top quote on the page cites that, according to Chris, Flame is the guardian of the "Master Sunstone" on "Rainbow Island" and other crap...

Knuckles the Echidna is the guardian of the Master Emerald on Floating Island (Also called Angel Island in other continuities, on account that it's an island that floats because of the Emerald's power...).

Also, Knuckles is red too... I'd look back at the page again, but I'm on my iPod Touch, and often, if I hop back on a page in a separate tab, the other page resets, getting rid of my typing... --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 02:18, 7 September 2011 (PDT)

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2011-08-07T11:05:04Z

AsperGirl:

Question... Why the hell would they need to remove their shoes for sex if they are already nude? It's confusing to me... What was Chris thinking that would do? --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 04:05, 7 August 2011 (PDT)

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2011-08-07T11:04:44Z

AsperGirl: Created page with "Question... Why the hell would they need to remove their shoes for sex if they are already nude? It's confusing to me... What was Chris thinking that would do? --~~~~"

Talk:List of Chris's PSN video downloads

2011-01-25T09:15:35Z

AsperGirl:

== new logs ==

http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/we3muZP5
(Overall list)

http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/KEdpgSQy
(Purchase list)

sep - feb 23 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:30, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

*Source? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:37, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

**me. aka i hacked it again cuz shit wuz so cash lololo but yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:25, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== talk ==

Possibly more space than the subject deserved, but it seemed like a page needed to document the fact that he's downloaded at least 39 separate episodes of Family Guy at two bucks a pop and counting. Comments on the formatting and whatnot are welcome... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:14, 28 October 2009 (CET)

* Spend $78 downloading assorted Family Guy episodes or watch the eight syndicated episodes of Family Guy that come on various network and basic cable channels every day? Fuck you, Chris. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:32, 28 October 2009 (CET)

** Chris only wishes he had someone to keep track of this shit. I'd love to have one but granted i don't make fucking retarded impulse microtransactions (nor do i have the means). uh...i think it's great. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:50, 28 October 2009 (CET)

** That reminds me of something, for folks who follow his videos and stuff closer than I do, has he ever expressed a moral opposition to pirating videos and games and such, or is he (much, much, much more likely) just too dumb to know how to use a torrent client? The thing that really struck me putting the list together is that you could download rips of all of this stuff in about six seconds flat. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 18:41, 28 October 2009 (CET)

*** here's the thing, he DOES use torrents......so... YEAH... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:35, 28 October 2009 (CET)
:::* Seriously? Wow. [[User:Pikanic2|Pikanic2]] 17:36, 29 October 2009 (CET)
::::*Why should it be so unexpected of him? He don't know the value of money and, like a kid, is acting on the impulse of the moment. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:55, 29 October 2009 (CET)
==To do==
Categorize this page (as in add an appropriate category). Maybe make a note about how Chris downloading the documentary on McCain and Obama on PSN lead him to vote for Obama. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:06, 28 October 2009 (CET)

==HSM 3?==
* Chris watches High School Musical 3?! Chris-Chan, be a real man and watch some REAL movies like ''Watchmen'' or something. I believe watching HSM is a sign of being gay. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 03:40, 9 November 2009 (CET)
:*What it is, it's probably a holdover from the period earlier this year when he thought he was having AIM sex with Vanessa Hudgens. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:51, 9 November 2009 (CET)
:*Could be, still, watching anything that has teenybopper shit is evidence that CWC is gay. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 04:41, 9 November 2009 (CET)

==Price of everything, value of nothing==
*what is the price of these videos? I am just assuming they are all $2... don't have a PS3 and am not sure of the pricing methods here. Can the format of the PSN page be implemented here?--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 23:25, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:*It depends. An average episode of anything costs $1.99 for the standard definition version, and $2.99 for the high definition version. It just depends on which version he usually downloads. --[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 23:50, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

== Queen's Blade ==

I wonder if Chris downloaded the free first episode of Queen's Blade before [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/07/10/sony-pulls-queens-blade-after-giving-it-away/ PSN pulled it]. --[[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 19:08, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

== House..? ==

Though, only one episode. I saw that one, it involves a young (severly) Autistic boy who gets worms in his eyes because he ate cat poop. Strange statement aside, it was a pretty good episode, and I think they discussed the possibility of House having Aspergers or something. Wonder if Chris only saw that episode, and only because the focal paitent was an Autisic boy. Granted, that kid is a lot nicer...
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 01:15, 25 January 2011 (PST)

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2011-01-25T08:56:25Z

AsperGirl: /* Blossom..? */

Are those bags under his eyes?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:48, 29 November 2009 (CET)

From /cwc/ "He looks like a dog that can't decide if he should bark at the air conditioner." Doesn't he though?--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 07:26, 25 August 2010 (PDT)

== Blossom..? ==

Look behind him... Isn't that a Powerpuff Girl doll? Blossom? I think so... I used to watch that show, and the eye is unmistakable...

Any other records of Powerpuff stuff with him? Don't think he's tried to rip it off, other than I can remember the blue one was named "Bubbles"...
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 00:37, 25 January 2011 (PST)

EDIT: Yeah... Looking at pics of his room (seeing some things I have or wanted, making me want to punch him), I found the Blossom doll, and PPG key rings:

[[File:100_2248.JPG]]

Look at the closet...

EDIT EDIT: Damn! How Do I shrink this this?!
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 00:53, 25 January 2011 (PST)

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2011-01-25T08:55:16Z

AsperGirl: /* Blossom..? */

Are those bags under his eyes?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:48, 29 November 2009 (CET)

From /cwc/ "He looks like a dog that can't decide if he should bark at the air conditioner." Doesn't he though?--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 07:26, 25 August 2010 (PDT)

== Blossom..? ==

Look behind him... Isn't that a Powerpuff Girl doll? Blossom? I think so... I used to watch that show, and the eye is unmistakable...

Any other records of Powerpuff stuff with him? Don't think he's tried to rip it off, other than I can remember the blue one was named "Bubbles"...
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 00:37, 25 January 2011 (PST)

EDIT: Yeah... Looking at pics of his room (seeing some things I have or wanted, making me want to punch him), I found the Blossom doll, and PPG key rings:

[[File:100_2248.JPG]]

Look at the closet...
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 00:53, 25 January 2011 (PST)

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2011-01-25T08:53:50Z

AsperGirl:

Are those bags under his eyes?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:48, 29 November 2009 (CET)

From /cwc/ "He looks like a dog that can't decide if he should bark at the air conditioner." Doesn't he though?--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 07:26, 25 August 2010 (PDT)

== Blossom..? ==

Look behind him... Isn't that a Powerpuff Girl doll? Blossom? I think so... I used to watch that show, and the eye is unmistakable...

Any other records of Powerpuff stuff with him? Don't think he's tried to rip it off, other than I can remember the blue one was named "Bubbles"...
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 00:37, 25 January 2011 (PST)

EDIT: Yeah... Looking at pics of his room (seeing some things I have or wanted, making me want to punch him), I found the Blossom doll, and PPG key rings:

[[File:http://sonichu.com/w/images/f/ff/100_2248.JPG]]

Look at the closet...
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 00:53, 25 January 2011 (PST)

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2011-01-25T08:37:23Z

AsperGirl:

Talk:Chris and art

2011-01-24T03:53:42Z

AsperGirl:

== To do ==
* ED had, somewhere or sometime or somehow, copies of the drawings that Chris traced to produce the Rosechu "self-centerfolds". Please add them - good examples of exactly how he traces poses and stuff.
** I would but I'm not saving that shit to this computer...here are the pictures anyway if there's someone less squeamish who is willing to do it. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced3.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced4.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced5.jpg] --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:28, 7 October 2009 (CEST)
== ... ==

Something tells me that Chris never gives a jack about using the basic shapes. Has he ever picked up a how-to-draw book in his life?
:Methinks he either hasn't, or that the most advanced he ever had were along the lines of "How to Draw Sonic the Hedgehog." I've heard the style described as "colored-in outlines," common among rank amateurs. Rather than blocking out anatomy, they just draw a rough outline of what the character is shaped like, creating a gruesome mess. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:44, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

Finally, a new analysis page I can get into! I added a bit about how it appears he does no practice or sketching. I actually think that's the main reason his drawings are so terrible. He DOES show some improvement over time, which indicates the capacity for it... but he's so lazy that he won't put in the effort to make use of it. <strike>Nearly anyone</strike> Everyone who can draw worth a damn has a hundred hideous sketches for every good drawing (Trust me, as a drawfag and former psuedo-art-student, I know all too well.). As Chuck Jones said, everyone's got a hundred thousand bad drawings in 'em. Chris is just too lazy to get them out. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 02:38, 4 October 2009 (CEST)

==First Known Drawing==

That picture of Sonic was from when he was FIFTEEN?! Holy ''shit''! I thought that was EARLIER THAN THAT! That looks like an 9-10 year old drew that! Not that his artwork has improved that much, but JESUS! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:00, 22 September 2009 (CEST)
*I'm guessing it's a joke, but you'd be surprised... --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:22, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Just thought of something - Sonic didn't come out until 1991. This means Chris must have been at least 9 when he made that. Still shitty art for a 9 year old. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:28, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
::* Eh, if it were drawn when he was nine, it's not that bad. If it were indeed drawn when he was 15, then holy crap. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:06, 25 October 2009 (CET)
I'd like to see a source on that- not that I think it's impossible, but just to be sure. He was definitely at least nine, though, since that's when Sonic first came out. [[User:Pugs Malone|Pugs Malone]] 19:46, 22 September 2009 (CEST)

== Comic writing ==

Here's something I've been thinking lately: I could go on and on about Chris as a comic writer and the various corners he has painted himself into, but I don't think this page is the appropriate place for that, because it mostly covers his visual gaffes. Should we split this into something like "Chris and writing"? I know we have [[Chris and English]], but that's more for deep-level language, word use and semantic analysis rather than exploring Chris's writing on higher level. Also, such writing page could cover Chris's failures in his other literary achievements. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:29, 2 December 2009 (CET)
* Yeah, I think a "Chris and Writing" section would really work in this case. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:24, 2 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris knows his art is childish. Sort of. ==

Chris has been insisting in his personalized Mailbag 50 that he knows his art is childish because he is "trying to push the envelope on the standards of quality" and that he's trying to envoke "childish innocence" and bullshit like that. Where would the best section be to talk about this? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 21:23, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

: I think we should put up some small-children's drawings and compare them side by side for good measure. Perhaps that will give a more accurate perspective of Chris's quality. Anyone else think this is a good idea? I've already started looking for decent comparisons to contrast with Chris [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:23, 12 May 2010 (EST)

== Rewrite ==

I've just given this article a major rewrite. I ended up cutting out almost seventeen thousand characters, but I did my best to keep the message of the article intact and consistent. I apologize if my revision seems too drastic. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 04:38, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
: Great work. Also a good proof that I have a tendency to ramble needlessly and often need an editor. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:31, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
Glad you liked it. I'm most of the way done with a like-styled rewrite of "Chris and Writing." [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 20:20, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

== His Fan Fiction??? ==

I could have sworn that Chris has some Fan Fiction about himself being a super-powered chick or something and blowing up his school...What ever happened to it? [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 15:13, 30 November 2010 (PST)
: [[The High School Story]]? Not really related to art, except that some trolls adapted it into a pretty nice comic... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:01, 2 December 2010 (PST)

== Pen Holding Technique..? ==

Em... I feel so stupid, now. I hold mine the very same way (Tablet Pen, Pen, Pencil... Anything of the like), even though my chopstick holding technique is how I SHOULD hold a pen. I can be casual with light sketching, but tighter lines and details call for a shift to that hold style...

But I use thicker pens with grips so it's comfortable...

Is than an Autism/Aspergers thing? I ask because it's odd that I've used the same technique since I was at least 5-8, and I've got Aspergers.

Granted, my art is easily better than his (isn't all of ours?), and I took some basic and then some classes in art (as in not standard school ones), and they simply worked around that problem. I should note that a teacher commented that my penciling and the like is better than my painting. Can't keep a brush steady too long...

But I found it kinda bizarre and alarming that he holds the pencil the same way as me, and draws like that...
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 19:53, 23 January 2011 (PST)

Talk:Sonichu (character)

2010-12-18T10:06:12Z

AsperGirl: /* About Sonic and Sonichu's speed... */

==To do==
*<strike>Sonichu's origin story from comics</strike> Done
*<strike>more on Sonichu's origin from that project Chris had to do for school</strike>
*evolution of Sonichu's character
*Sonichu as Chris's Mary Sue
*relationship with Rosechu (compare with Chris's ideal relationship)

==OH SNAP==
In episode 9, rosechu calls Chris "father". Meaning sonichu and rosechu are brother and sister. DELICIOUS INCEST. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:16, 11 July 2009 (CEST)

*Chris probably means "father" as in creator, not biological father. Incest is still a avery high possibility though. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:21, 11 July 2009 (CEST)

==Marriage==
Need to incorporate how Sonichu married Rosechu here as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:14, 3 August 2009 (CEST)

I added a paragraph on the marriage, but what little details Chris has given are so few and make so little sense it's hard to coherently document. [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 21:39, 5 August 2009(CEST)

Rosechu was 17 when they married. What's worse, all 3 of her kids were conceived before her 18th Birthday. I don't know Virgina's statutory rape laws, but the point remains. -[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 20:53, 9 August 2009(CEST)

Statutory rape doesn't apply if they're married, and they're animals so it doesn't matter. The question is, who gave the consent for Rosechu to be married in the first place. [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 07:26, 10 August 2009 (CEST)

==CWCipedia==
There's now a SHITTON of new Sonichu canon stuff that can be incorporated into the article. Need to work on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:38, 5 August 2009 (CEST)
*Particularly, the biography needs to be reworked for the canon from the CWCipedia entry. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:59, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

==Biology==

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Biology

Shit is hella creepy. Should this be included in [[da update]] or something like [[chris and sex]]?[[User:Granola|Granola]] 09:50, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

*Really shouldn't go in Da Update since if we included everything Chris updates on CWCipedia. Perhaps part of the intro should be mentioned in [[Chris and sex]] but it also overlaps with [[Sonichu (species)]] and [[Rosechu (species)]]. I must say, Chris is a piss poor wiki editor since his articles go all over the place and discuss a shitton of things that really could get their own articles. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:59, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

==Copyright==
Despite the obvious issues (IE, it's not even an original character, and it totally rips off of everything else), why does Chris insist on calling Copyright and sending people to the police? I think an amusing thing to do would be claim this entire wiki to be a parody of Chris and his "art" - thus it falls under fair use, I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong.
That or email him posing as the original Sonichu creator and threaten to sue. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 13:18, 9 September 2009 (CEST)

== About Sonic and Sonichu's speed... ==

In Unleashed, I actually got Sonic clocked at about 1200 MPH once or twice (or more) at a checkpoint after maxing out the stats. So... That would just make Sonichu's topspeed the equivalent of a drying slug to Sonic.
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 02:06, 18 December 2010 (PST)

Talk:Sonichu (character)

2010-12-18T10:05:33Z

AsperGirl: /* About Sonic and Sonichu's speed... */ new section

Talk:Bob Chandler

2010-04-08T06:50:15Z

AsperGirl: /* Is Bob dead..? */ new section

==To do==
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike>
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)

(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)

Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]

==Great job!==

Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

== Bob's birthday ==

Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)

==Radio Station Gig==
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

==i suck==

Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Hey... ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k]

My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)

*Is stuff like this now subject to the new CWCki privacy laws? Or are we good with all that?-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Congestive heart failure==
{{protip|[[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. Discussion regarding the accuracy of these tweets are reasonable, but trolling plans and personal concerns about Bob's well being in regards have no place on CWCki. Please take all discussions to [[Krapple|/cwc/]], [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], or if you're really desperate [[EDF]].}}
Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** Oh, now I see it. Thanks! *[[slow-in-the-mind]]* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.
''

I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''

[[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:50, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

:My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea

:I just heard the news. Dammit, Bob is awesome, I'm praying he doesn't kick it! PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOB! :'( [[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:57, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Just to be clear, CHF doesn't necessarily mean heart attack/failure/imminent death. What it means is that the heart is weakened and is having trouble pumping enough blood to the rest of the body. A lot of overweight and older people develop CHF and don't kick off immediately because of it, and it is treatable. So Bob may live to chop down more internets yet. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 07:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

He spent 2 tweets discussing how his dad has a serious health issue, then six talking about himself and Sonichu. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I know, right? What the fuck? That's pretty low. I know Chris has [[Mumble 1|implied]] that he doesn't love Bob, but I'd expect more than that. People always joke about Bob dying, but I wouldn't like that at all. He is the only sliver of awesome left in Chris's life. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*The thing is, people think that without Bob, we'd get more interesting results from Chris. Bob kept Chris from going to Redmond. Bob is more or less the reason why Chris won't travel anywhere for a troll. Anyways, I think the concern is that Bob has a long history of heart problems already and given his age, he's taken quite a beating and it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that this might do him in. Not that I pray for the death of Bob, mind you, only that this is the rationale of people focusing on Bob's death and why people aren't exactly optimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I wouldn't expected anything else from him. What about "I am putting ''Sonichu'' on hold because my father is at the hospital"? That wouldn't have been a novelty. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all do something nice for Lumberjack. Make his life a little easier. We should call in and wish him good health. How much better will he feel knowing that he is more loved than his internet famous son? He'd perk up right away. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:18, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* He appreciated [[4 September 2009|Vivian's card]], that's probably a good idea. A picnic hamper perhaps? Some kind of gift package with food and/or nice shit. Chris won't go to that trouble; someone should.- [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 16:33, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*If someone sets up a paypal, I'd chip in 10 bucks. He's the internet lumberjack, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I agree, that would be cool. [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 19:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*I plan on sending flowers by myself in the next few days. Some kind of "Get Well" bouquet. The man deserves it. He went through a lot and, even if he could had done better with Chris, he deserves a break. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*I've started a /cwc/ thread on this here: http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/24043.html - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 18:54, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I really hope Bob pulls through for Chris's sake. I really hate Chris but I know what it's like to lose one's father, and that's not something I'd wish upon anybody else. --[[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 16:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, seriously. I hope Bob gets well soon.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
** Same here. Out of the Chandlers, Bob is easily the most likeable.....which isn't exactly that difficult seeing the rest of the Chandlers, but still.. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 19:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Hey, all the colossal dicks are gone from the Cwcipedia. A mark of respect? --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Sadly, it looks like it. Chris do not deserve any respect. CWCipedia should be a ground for Cock-Parades 24/7/365 [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**Dude, his dad could be fucking ''dying''. I think it's a nice gesture - that's why I mentioned it.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 22:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***I never saw Chris acting with compassion towards someone before, I don't see why we should indulge in Moral-Faggotery because of Bob's issues. As much as I respect the Old Man, He's not the jerk we all love to hate. This is why I strongly believe that the ads must be put back in place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:25, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Chris's 'stress' probably gets passed onto Bob. When Bob is in stable condition, there's no way Chris will be able to put his needs ahead of his own. He'll be getting all cunty about the trolling that he's receiving and not helping Bob's situaition at all. I say lay off and go with [[User:Edward|Edward's]] idea. Well wishes and get well soon ads for Bob. So what if Chris gets smug. Smug Chris is positive happy Chris, it's the closest he gets to that emotion. We can put up with that while his dad's in hospital, right? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Seconded. /Scruffy --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Chris wouldn't give a fuck if his father died. He hates him. If he hasn't empaphized with anyone else, then why the father he hates so much? He'll fake sadness, pretend he cares, but he'll still consider fucking Patti the worst loss of his life. And going easy on Chris is no help for Bob, that just means that in possibly his last days with his father he'll be all smug about his victory over the gay ads. If anything they should put up a get well message for Bob using the adspace. I'm going to mention that to the Asperpedia crew next time i'm over there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***Agreed. Look at the Quote of the Now. He mentions that his dad is in the hospital and would be there for a few days, but he had a LOOOONG stressful day. He wants us to feel sorry for him for the day, not his dad. It would be the greatest wake up call when he does pass away.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:23, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****Chris being selfish? that's old news. If bob dies, it's ovbiously he would become chris's new excuse " i can't do << insert anything>> because my dad died" for a while, he'll forget about him and continue to be the jerk we know. Id bob dies he will be free from the torments of chris, bob has been trough too many shit thanks to Chris, bob deserves to finally rest in peace. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****Actually, what would happen if Bob died? Presumably the family, not just Bob are living off his pension and social security. Even if they own the house completely, however much Barbra is bringing in plus $450 from Chris' board may not be enough to pay all their costs (bills, food, etc). --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:15, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
****** I wouldn't doubt that the accumulative total of both Chris' and Bab's welfare would be enough to sustain them- provided Chris stopped buying junk he never uses and stops eating at McDonald's. But it seems to me from the Twitter alone that Chris doesn't consider this emergency to be significant- it's like he skimmed across the issue as a lead-up to his retarded comic's scheduling, which in turn lead into "Rule 18" (which I can only assume is Chris' mistaken discovery of Rule 34). If he took the situation seriously at all, he'd either be pouring more emotion into it, or be absent altogether. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 00:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
******* Well Chris claims to have gotten his pack rat nature from his parents. So there's the possibility that if Bob goes, they'll spend themselves into nothing. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
-
• One thought- has anyone contacted [[Cole]] yet? I'm in Australia or I would myself. I know Chris doesn't gave a flying fuck and [[Snorlax]] almost certainly doesn't either. He should know I think. --Ronichu
* I think most of the family probably know by now (I would hope so anyway) but Cole has said in the past that he would celebrate when Bob "finally drops". Unless Cole is willing to make peace I say let him stay in the dark on this one, or leave it to the Chandlers to tell him. This is all too soon, I'm not ready for Bob to die yet... I just hope he dies comfortable, not at home and not surrounded by his family. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 01:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, when bob dies, i hope he doesn't has to see his failure son's face. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:52, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Agreed on letting the Chandlers tell Cole, if for no other reason than he might not believe some random troll from the Internet. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I really need to ask this- where was it picked up that Bob had a 10% chance of survival? If it was in the linked article, I didn't see it.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*I am asking myself the same question; where this came from? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:09, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** It doesn't, I think the person who wrote that must have seen the bit which says that it has an annual mortality rate of 10% and misunderstood it. He statistically has a 90% chance of surviving another year (provided he is suffering from the normal progressive form of the disease). I've changed the article to reflect this. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:29, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Alright, awesome- I was just beginning to think if that had been true, then half my extended family is pretty damn lucky.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:58, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If Bob does kick it (may he rest in peace if he does), what odds do you give on Chris going to a funny farm in the next 5 years? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Unless if the state of Virginia got no cheaper option. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I try to send flowers to Bob but the FTD website ask for a phone number. Anyone got a clue what Chris's phone is? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

He tells us himself in the opening few seconds of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vGKa-k2Us this video]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*How about <s>Chris' credit card number</s> the hospital we should send them to? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's credit card number is 2984 8579 9562 3765. That number is fake by the way in case anyone missed the joke. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*thanks for the info. I forgot about this video. I rand FTD with a nice card and a Pink Lily Bouquet. Bob will receive them tomorrow.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
***Assuming Snorlax doesn't eat them first. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:08, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Do we know that Bob will get them? Knowing Chris, he'll assume that they are for him and make a youtube video thanking his secret admirer for sending him flowers. I hope that you made sure to put down in bold capitals that its for Bob, and even then its only a slim chance that he'll consider the idea that they're not for him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::*But pink is such a faggy color. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:53, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*There's a possibility that Chris will hijack the bouquet but let's see it that way; it's bloody pink if he does, we got material to doubt his straightness. Not only Bob's name is on the delivery slip but I also send a "Get Well" card mentioning him, the package couldn't be mistaken. FTD will deliver tomorrow. Let's see what it will bring us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I sent Bob a bouquet as well. In all honesty, I enjoyed hearing about his experiences and feel bad that he's stuck with a horrible wife and son. The all the man wants is a chance to discuss the world and listen to his records. At the very least, he deserves to know that there are people that like him out there. --[[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 22:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*What color? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:41, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Multi-colored. It's [http://www.teleflora.com/mixed-flowers/bouquet/make-a-wish-167864p.asp?s=t&promotioncode=Shed10&srccode=SH_FR&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=TFWEB164 this one.] [[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 01:00, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*If Chris suffered heart failure, I wouldn't send flowers. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 04:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*I kinda want Bob to die (Don't look at me like i am a monster) because I want the vicarious thrill of watching 14 Branchland Court implode without his common sense. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** Me too. He's pretty much the only person who ever tried to stop a Sweetheart opperation--he could have stopped Julie if Max hadn't been a good liar. Nothing will set the Snorlax off unless you try to lure Chris somewhere, and even then I remind you that we still got him to defy her and go to Ohio. Her general logic for any scenario seems to be "If Chris actually gets a girl, I'll believe it when I see her, otherwise it's his own damn fault for being stupid". This is Chris's logic, minus the part after the comma. Oh, and no Bob means less money, and what's going to make you think Chris starts stealing his tugboat payment from her?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*** If you kinda want Bob to die to make trolling Chris easier you're kinda a far more worthless human being than Chris is. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 23:41, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**** I'll justify myself, then. I will be sad to see Bob die, and I will be happy to see what happens when he's gone.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:12, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
***Like I said, I'm no monster, I just wanna see Chris fall apart without Bob's guidance. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** If Chris has no-one to defend him or motivate him, it won't be a challenge to troll him anymore. I like Bob, and if I get to his age I intend to spend all day everyday swingin' with the music. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 02:30, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Well, since Barb is too weighed down by her own rolls to do anything, if Bob dies, there will be shit hitting fans in Chris' home real soon, and I don't mean cat shit.. Either way it's going to be funny considering Chris' warped view on death. --[[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]]
**** She's not that fat, not yet anyway.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

I know everyone has realized this by now, but I don't think Chris understands the severity of it all. On his Twitter, it says that Bob came down with a ''case'' of congestive heart failure. The way he's talking about it, it seems that Chris thinks that this is something Bob can overcome like a sick bug or something. That also explains the lack of concern in his two videos - he actually thinks Bob's gonna be alright in a few days, as if some R&R would do good! He doesn't realize that this may very well be the beginning of the end!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:20, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This is why I pity Bob Chandler right now. He's a man with decades of fair work, a patent on his name and the opportunity to be called the veteran of the most intense war the world never saw. Only for this, he will be a better man than myself. Here's the sad part. On the Internets, he will be remembered as the "Joseph" of the "Fail Messiah". The very fact that Chris ignore him in what we might call his last hours on Earth is shocking to me. He really don't deserve this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Point. Bob's death may come as a total and complete surprise to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*How do we even know Barb would let him know all the details? Wouldn't she consider keeping Chris ignorant to be a small mercy? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 05:56, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Small mercy? From everything I've heard of her, if she kept the details from Chris it would be because it's easier on her to just not tell him. In all honesty if anything's going to happen with this, it should be trying to get Chris to actually spend time with his father. Remember, the closest he's had to a constant in his life dying is his dog, and Optimus Prime, and in Chris' mind both of those came back. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:59, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

:I still think we should do something nice for Bob while he's sick. Unlike Chris, Bob is definitely someone I see as with positive qualities along with the negative (which he has plenty of, but don't we all). In light of this, I wanted to have a small hatched engraved with a message "For 'The Internet Lumberjack'. Get well soon! - The Trolls" on the front face and "Keep on swinging!" on the back. I found a place that does engraving along with a hatchet that would be suitable ($100 or so cost all up, probably about the same for postage, not a problem for me since I work), unfortunately I called Australia Post and they said that there were import restrictions on edged weapons into the United States for some reason. Is there anywhere in the US where one could order something similar to the above created and delivered? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:28, 4th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
:*Does Bob even know that he's the Internet Lumberjack? The joke might be totally lost on him. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 10:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
*The cause was an internet fell on him. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 08:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If bob dies, do you think chris will put him in his comic, just like patty?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:54, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

* Probably, but he'll be a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Il_Sung Kim Il-Sung] type character, The dead but eternal leader of CWCville. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:37, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*For those who don't know, [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ Charlottesville obituaries are here]. I'm not sure if this has been posted yet; correct me if it has. So far Bob has not shown up. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:17, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If he dies, I hope the funeral isn't private, because I plan on burying my axe and a broken internet modem with him.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:02, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Guys, please, this is getting out of hand. There's lots of places to discuss stuff for Bob like sending him flowers and shit. But this place is not the place to do it. Please refer to [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this]]. Talk pages should be reserved for how to improve the article and not for content - it was alright to discuss the validity of the tweets, for instance, but this is getting out of hand. Fuck, you can even arrange things on the Community Portal if you really want to.

Next person who posts something not related to improving the Bob Chandler article '''will be banned.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:25, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I've added a heading below the ''Health and late life'' heading called ''What about Bob?''. I'm using it to encompass what little we know about the recent heart failure saga, and briefly touch on Chris's extracurricular activities during it. I figure once it's all over with, it will be much easier to delete the heading and contents as a whole, rather than sift through the Bob article and remove things piecemeal. But if it's getting too big, or if you all don't like it, feel free to cut it down in the spirit of Bob. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:26, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==Bob's past heart attacks==

If you check out the transcript for the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]], you'll see several gaps, one of which is very large. I just reached the point in the audio where the first gap occurs, and it's ''right there'' that Bob starts talking about his history of health problems, most notable of which are his past heart attacks. We seem to have a surplus of Bob fans, so would one (or more) of you like to start filling in that gap (and/or the others)? I'm willing to do it myself, but I'm not the world's fastest typist, and - all kidding aside - I'd like to have all of this information about Bob made available before the man dies. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:57, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'm surprised I haven't noticed this before. I'll actually add this to the Improvement of the Now. Be sure to mention this in the [[Transcription Collective]] as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

*He's definitely gonna die soon, because the fact that he's had four heart attacks and is older than my grandfather by a decade (he was born in 1937) , is a telltale sign that he's gonna meet Billy Mays sometime within the year.

*PSN message shows than Bob is okay, according to Chris, at least. Should he die, it'll be a day of mourning, but not for Cole. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:20, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

==Should we really be checking the Charlottesville obituaries?==

I thought that the Chandlers lived in Ruckersville and not Charlottesville proper. Perhaps someone from the area can inform me of the truth?--[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 08:28, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, but isn't the hospital in Charlottesville? I'd call them myself but my Boston accent's too thick for them to not raise an eyebrow. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:10, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

I had assumed that Ruckersville wouldn't have their own obit listing, but I just found out that they do. I'll add that link to the Charlottesville link on Bob's page. It's more of an off chance that he'd be listed anyway. Considering that the only people who would even write an obit would be Barb or Chris, it's doubtful if he'd even get one. But since we've all basically been pissing in the wind regarding Bob for the last week, it's about all we can do. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:14, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

== Is Bob dead..? ==

[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Is Chris still in control of this site?], because "Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again."

The site was last updated on the 31st of March... --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 06:50, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mailbag 60

2010-04-04T09:28:57Z

AsperGirl: /* Mailbags 59-61 Are Erased From Cwcipedia. */ new section

Jesus, the mailbag gets shorter as they go, don't they?
[[User:Amenta101|Amenta101]] 17:40, March 8 2010, Greenwich Mean Time (AUS)
:I'm willing to bet that more letters are added over time. This has happened before. Alternately, this could be an experiment to see if Chris gives better answers to just a few letters.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:30, 8 March 2010 (UTC)
::I'm willing to bet that it is to get Chris to respond at all. He's barely made a peep this last week. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:25, 8 March 2010 (UTC)
:::It might be a subtle reference to him losing so many fans after the latest issue. If so, I like it. --[[User:Iroquois|Iroquois]] 21:49, 8 March 2010 (UTC)
::::I wonder if he'll freak out when he realizes this. Of course, considering how astronomically dense he is, I doubt he will. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:53, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

I think a letter pointing this out ought to be submitted--also, what's up with the poll and why is Sonichu being allowed to win it--oh wait, it's a trick. "Who deserves" is different from "Who wins", and we'll pull the "face value" shit on Chris. Funny, but I think Asperchu winning would be funnier. We'll just get another "YOU HYPOCRITE" round that goes right over Chris's head, letting Asperchu steal an award(something Chris is very sensitive to) would hurt more. Then again, if we let Sonichu win one poll, invalidate it, and then have another one where Asperchu wins it will hurt just as much.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:03, 8 March 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think Sonichu should win, but that's just me hating Chris. My suggestions are always to have him hurt as much as possible. I don't think his hypocrisy needs any emphasizing after Sonichu 10's ending, either way. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:19, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
Why is there nothing about Bob?--[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 08:25, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

== Bob ==

Finally a mail about Bob. Hopefully he won't be a faggot and actually answer it.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:17, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

That's the idea. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:22, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbags 59-61 Are Erased From Cwcipedia. ==

...

What do we do about that..? --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 09:28, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T20:38:54Z

AsperGirl:

Fuck yeah. Also, someone else can transcribe this one: I transcribe too many of them and this one is particularly sad. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll get this one done. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 19:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*It's done, just needs some formatting and cleaning up and stuff. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 20:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. ==

This is yet another empty promise that he won't keep. Anyone agree with me on this? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I doubt he'll stay out of the internet for long, but this video shows too much hypocrisy, and how smug and full of himself Chris can be, and shows, that the only thing he learned was to gtfo of the internet when everything went for the worst, and it took him 3 years.But in the case he really left; What direction will the CWCki take now? will it simply wait for the trolls to lure Chris back in the internet?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

He'll be back in a week. Thats how long it took last time he announced he'll leave the internet forever. In spite of him saying no-one needs the internet, he is the biggest example of someone who cannot live without it. No place, person or object will ever let Chris hang around them/it for long. I like to think of Chris and the Internet as symbiots. Chris lives on the internet because its the only place he can get away with the kind of shit he does, and the internet thrives on the lulz that people like Chris create daily. But as for our worst case scenario in that Chris breaks the fabric of reality by sticking to his promise and not going back, then I suppose we continue researching past events and get any new information we can from our field opperatives located in Ruckersville. And if he ever starts caring about his comic and decides he wants the masses to see it, he'll have to come back to us anyway since he'll never get Sonichu paper published. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'll give him two weeks at the maximum. Maybe three. [[User:Orly444|Orly444]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Totally agree, without the attention he will shrivel up and die. And we all know how well he has kept previous promises. --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Guys, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this isn't a forum]]. We can however discuss the fact that we should mention the other times he's sworn that he'd leave the Internet. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Any up for a pool? I say one week before we see some online activity. I wonder if Chris will realize he has no fans off the internet.[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 20:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*I guess he'll be back... so maybe it's a nice idea to create a new article about his attempts to leave the internet? [[User:Vdevil|Vdevil]] 20:06, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Should the CWCki have a banner saying " X days with Chris off the Internet" or something like that in the main page then?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
**That would be pretty funny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

:*I have a feeling Chris is gonna do something special for CWCipedia, in that case we can replace the CWCipedia Tracker with that "All Quiet on the Weston Front" template, and maybe the PS3 Tracker template. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==What About His Father..?==

Little (using the term very losely) jerktard. Depressed over his f***ing girlfriend leaving him? What about his father? I never had one, but God... I really think all of us here are more worried about Bob than Chris... And Bob doesn't even KNOW us. Geeze... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:38, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sandy Rosechu

2010-02-26T20:38:41Z

AsperGirl:

This Sandy character is a clear derivative of Simonchu. I wonder how Evan will react to it. Hopefully, it will be with another lawsuit. It's obvious that Chris didn't learn his lesson the first time, so we might as well whip him again. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:53, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Sandy IS simonla with a very slightly different haircut. I hate Chris so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
::I know. He made good on his promise to kill of Simonla, but he later decides to spit in the face of Evan by bringing her back in an almost identical body. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:::You just know he's going to bring Simonla back in some way. Evan wanted him to stop using the character altogether, not just kill her off. She's going to reappear as a vision to Sandy or Wild or someone. Fuck.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 17:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Date-ed, when Wild and Simonla hooked up, was in April. Director Amenities happened in August. Using the 99-day gestation period, Sandy was concieved in early May. Wild and Simonla never married. Sandy is the first Rosechu born out of wedlock. There is so much wrong with this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:03, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:At least Chris didn't say they were married, not yet. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 19:26, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Awesome Sandy/Lisa fusion pic. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

You know what's weird? Sandy evolves into a Rosechu, reaches level 25 and gains fourth-grade intelligence in less than a week, while Sonichu's children haven't changed at all. Does this mean even Chris recognized those abominations are retarded, even the context of the comic? --[[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 22:14, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Y'know, when I saw Sandy evolve, I couldn't help but think "What about the other kids?". God knows how long they've been like that. Also, Sandy's Rosechu form resembles nothing of her Rosey form... Which is either a retarded mistake, or that means Robbie, Cera and Christine is probably look different IF they evolve. That being said, doesn't maximum happiness make the grow up? Sooo... That leaves to question the parenting of Rosechu and Sonichu... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

:I'd say Chris's desire to shove Sandy in Evan's face as a "clever" loophole and get revenge outweighs any rational thought or realization that the demon spawn are god-awful creations. If he hasn't realized that Sonichu is an unoriginal recolor in ten years, he won't realize that Sonichu's children are among his worst creations ever. --[[User:GodBear|GodBear]] 22:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:I think that Chris is [[Things Chris has ripped off|taking hints from]] Twilight (another author-appeal Mary-Sue-fest literary travesty with invincible heroes, oddly enough, although still not as bad as Sonichu) on super speshul kids. Renesmee, like Sandy, grows at a faster rate than a normal child and is (supposedly) amazingly smart for her actual age (IIRC); Renesmee was also created to be a love interest to one of the popular male characters, who [[Pedofork|imprints]] on her, and it may just be my imagination, but I can see pedofork undertones between Wild and Sandy. --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 00:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:: I think the undertones are because Chris doesn't understand love in any form and can only take it from TV, which feature romantic love much more than parental love. There are much better places for pedophilia subtext in Sonichu. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:00, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***Well, considers how Chris acts toward his creation Rosechu. He thinks she's the sexiest Rosechu (furfag much? Well, we already knew that.), according to the common questions. Which means he'd fuck a Rosechu, and that's absolutely disgusting. He also scarred poor Sandy for life by allowing her to kill someone at a young age! A normal person would be psychologically affected by killing someone in that way! However, as the article says, she's a mary sue with less personality that a pebble, just like the other Rosechus. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 03:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**** A psychotic murder rosechu? Pretty much like [[mailbag 54|Creepychu]], i'd say, this particular rosechu took a step further in the comics, by being the first one to commit murder, isn't she? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*****The murder part bothers me much less than the "keep alive and in pain" part. That's the line Chris Crossed that I'll never be able to forget.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:05, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***** Speaking of which, the new picture added to this article is quite well drawn and detailed considering the news was only recently made light. Who drew it and where can I find them? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
****** If you click the image it says Beat uploaded the picture, ask him. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:44, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sandy Rosechu

2010-02-26T20:37:59Z

AsperGirl:

This Sandy character is a clear derivative of Simonchu. I wonder how Evan will react to it. Hopefully, it will be with another lawsuit. It's obvious that Chris didn't learn his lesson the first time, so we might as well whip him again. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:53, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Sandy IS simonla with a very slightly different haircut. I hate Chris so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
::I know. He made good on his promise to kill of Simonla, but he later decides to spit in the face of Evan by bringing her back in an almost identical body. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:::You just know he's going to bring Simonla back in some way. Evan wanted him to stop using the character altogether, not just kill her off. She's going to reappear as a vision to Sandy or Wild or someone. Fuck.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 17:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Date-ed, when Wild and Simonla hooked up, was in April. Director Amenities happened in August. Using the 99-day gestation period, Sandy was concieved in early May. Wild and Simonla never married. Sandy is the first Rosechu born out of wedlock. There is so much wrong with this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:03, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:At least Chris didn't say they were married, not yet. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 19:26, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Awesome Sandy/Lisa fusion pic. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

You know what's weird? Sandy evolves into a Rosechu, reaches level 25 and gains fourth-grade intelligence in less than a week, while Sonichu's children haven't changed at all. Does this mean even Chris recognized those abominations are retarded, even the context of the comic? --[[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 22:14, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Y'know, when I Sandy evolve, I couldn't help but think "What about the other kids?". God knows how long they've been like that. Also, Sandy's Rosechu form resembles nothing of her Rosey form... Which is either a retarded mistake, or that means Robbie, Cera and Christine is probably look different IF they evolve. That being said, doesn't maximum happiness make the grow up? Sooo... That leaves to question the parenting of Rosechu and Sonichu... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

:I'd say Chris's desire to shove Sandy in Evan's face as a "clever" loophole and get revenge outweighs any rational thought or realization that the demon spawn are god-awful creations. If he hasn't realized that Sonichu is an unoriginal recolor in ten years, he won't realize that Sonichu's children are among his worst creations ever. --[[User:GodBear|GodBear]] 22:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:I think that Chris is [[Things Chris has ripped off|taking hints from]] Twilight (another author-appeal Mary-Sue-fest literary travesty with invincible heroes, oddly enough, although still not as bad as Sonichu) on super speshul kids. Renesmee, like Sandy, grows at a faster rate than a normal child and is (supposedly) amazingly smart for her actual age (IIRC); Renesmee was also created to be a love interest to one of the popular male characters, who [[Pedofork|imprints]] on her, and it may just be my imagination, but I can see pedofork undertones between Wild and Sandy. --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 00:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:: I think the undertones are because Chris doesn't understand love in any form and can only take it from TV, which feature romantic love much more than parental love. There are much better places for pedophilia subtext in Sonichu. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:00, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***Well, considers how Chris acts toward his creation Rosechu. He thinks she's the sexiest Rosechu (furfag much? Well, we already knew that.), according to the common questions. Which means he'd fuck a Rosechu, and that's absolutely disgusting. He also scarred poor Sandy for life by allowing her to kill someone at a young age! A normal person would be psychologically affected by killing someone in that way! However, as the article says, she's a mary sue with less personality that a pebble, just like the other Rosechus. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 03:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**** A psychotic murder rosechu? Pretty much like [[mailbag 54|Creepychu]], i'd say, this particular rosechu took a step further in the comics, by being the first one to commit murder, isn't she? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*****The murder part bothers me much less than the "keep alive and in pain" part. That's the line Chris Crossed that I'll never be able to forget.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:05, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***** Speaking of which, the new picture added to this article is quite well drawn and detailed considering the news was only recently made light. Who drew it and where can I find them? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
****** If you click the image it says Beat uploaded the picture, ask him. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:44, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sonee & Rosey

2010-01-30T08:18:04Z

AsperGirl: /* Possible Chao Rip Off? */ new section

* Anyone have the hawt CP of sonee and rosee that some sent to chris? [[User:Rosechuspickle|Rosechuspickle]] 21:02, 13 August 2009 (CEST)

* There was CP sent to Chris? Oh god. I'd love to see his reaction to that. Also, I suppose I'm the only one who finds Sonee even slighly cute. Although the only picture of it I've ever seen is the one on this page. [[User:Larrykoopa13|Larrykoopa13]] 7:59, 1 October 2009 (CST)
** I have this bile fascination with the damnable thing. I think that if I were to try my hand at being a TRUE and HONEST fan, I would attack through Sonee. At the very least, I'm going to see if I can get him to draw more of them. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 07:53, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

== Possible Chao Rip Off? ==

I can't help but notice that the body proportions are that of which can be found in Chao, which are raisable creatures featured heavily in the Sonic the Hedgehog Series. Similarities include:

[[File:SoneesandRoseysarechao.PNG‎]]

* Lack of hands, fingers and legs.
* A Sonee looks like a Sonic Chao with a Sonichu skin on it, while the Roseys are probably to an Amy Chao as Rosechu is to Amy Rose.

I'm sure I'm missing a few, but do you think this is good enough to bring up? I see in the pictures of Chris' room that he has a DreamCast and we know he has a GameCube, and undoubtedly, he owns a copy of Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 for both, as well as possibly the handhelds and every other Sonic game he has with Chao in it... so it's likely he ripped them off too.

The thought just occurred to me earlier today when I was playing my SA2 for the DreamCast and bypassing some restraints to get a metal Chao without using the browser (I got a "Sterling" Chao, as I like to call it, and that required some time in the gardens, and being surrounded with Chao suddenly struck the idea in my mind why Sonees and Roseys are so familiar.). [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 08:18, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

File:SoneesandRoseysarechao.PNG

2010-01-30T08:10:00Z

AsperGirl: Hmm... could Sonees and Roseys be Chao in disguise?

Hmm... could Sonees and Roseys be Chao in disguise?

CWCki talk:Operation Mailbag

2010-01-27T02:09:12Z

AsperGirl: /* Hey, here's an idea for the Aspergers thing... */

{{protip|Be sure to check out the [[Mailbag]], [[Template:FanChats|Chris's fan chats]], [[Questions for Chris]] and to search the CWCki to make sure your question hasn't already been answered.}}

{{protip|For the time being, this is an ongoing project with selected e-mails being added to the regular batch of e-mails. PLEASE read the Rules of Engagement and not just as a way to bypass the e-mail filtering process.}}

==Rules of Engagement and Details==

There's a lot of things we want to know about Chris but we don't have public sources for them or our existing information isn't clear.

Since most of you guys aren't faggots, and it'll be an interesting break from "ZOMG CHRIS I LOVE YOUR COMIC" e-mails Chris gets while not being a "Chris, autism and Asperger's are NOT different..." or other passive aggressive e-mails, while amusing, Chris ignores, I'd like to get 10 or so e-mails for Chris to answer and (assuming Cogs and Clyde agree), will bypass the filtering stage and put directly onto CWCipedia

'''The purpose of this project is ultimately to enrich the CWCki by getting public sources to previously rumored information and to hear the truth from the horse's mouth. '''

'''Once again, the purpose is NOT to troll Chris but to obtain information to improve the CWCKi.'''

Rules of engagement:
 1) no "zomg I love your comic I wanna marry you" shit. Obviously say you're a fan, to establish rapport but see purpose above.
 2) no fan characters, plot suggestions, any of that sort of thing.
 3) <strike>if you're going to use a fake name, don't use something like Manuel Noriega like one guy did. You're welcome to use your CWCki name to increase your e-penis. If your fake name sucks, I'll either turn it to it to a literary character of my choosing or I'll have Clyde make it some [[Metal Gear Solid]] reference.</strike> It's now a meme but try to make it relevant. Just don't do something stupid like "Jesus Christ."

Some suggestions:
 1) ask Chris what he sleeps in
 2) ask Chris if he thinks he has magical powers or if his curse ye ha me has actually work

I had more for you guys but you guys are pretty smart people who can think of stuff.

To clarify, it's not like Chris will know these are from CWCki. It's that we're going to assemble a batch of e-mails here (you guys post fake e-mail addresses and stuff, see any of the Mailbag pages for the format), we all edit it so the e-mails come out good, and then we can post it on the Mailbag for Chris to answer.

<strike>By the way, I sorta still need to ask Cogs and Clyde first. True, I could just post it myself but as I've advised, I try not to fuck with Cogs and I tried explaining it to them but I think writing it out here and such will help. So as of this moment, no 100% guarantee.</strike> '''Cogs has approved of this project. Deadline is 13 December 2009, with the e-mails being posted for Mailbag X on the 14th. Godspeed'''

Those who do participate and after Chris answers the e-mails will receive a to be determined, limited edition award for your user page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 29 November 2009 (CET)
*Brilliant idea, Champthom. You're a ''geinus''... okay, okay, joking, you're a genius :). As I'm not much of a troll myself, I think I lack much in the "how-to-compose-letters-so-that-chris-would-answer-them" experience. I suggest an idea. We make a "questions" section here, where all users will post questions (in raw form) that need Chris's answering. And then we make another section, let's call it "Literary makeover", where letters out of the most popular (read: urgent) questions would be composed. Whaddyathink? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 01:05, 29 November 2009 (CET)
** I love the idea, and I think it's a great opportunity for us to put the [[Questions for Chris]] page to good use. I just would like some quick clarification: Are we to send Chris the messages ourselves, or will you be the one doing the sending? Thanks a bunch --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:18, 29 November 2009 (CET)
::*I would be doing the posting so your e-mails would skip the filtering section and go straight onto CWCipedia because (most of you) aren't faggots and that the wiki process would filter out any faggotry from e-mails. More or less, they'd be "e-mails" except really not. So post the e-mail you want on the main page here (just say "From Your Name (theemailyouwanttouse@wherever.com , just don't do anything stupid like "From Your Mom imdoinhernow@yourhouse.com").
:::Thank you for mentioning the [[Questions for Chris]] page because I meant to. It's a good starter but the problem with that page is that most of the questions were from when Chris was in IRC and no one (unfortunately) adds new questions to it anymore.
:::One big thing is we have to make sure that the letters don't all sound the same, like 10 people asking ten questions in the same matter. Obviously we need to have each e-mail be a unique writing style for each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:32, 29 November 2009 (CET)
:::Also, in a worst case scenario, if Cogs and Clyde thinks this is stupid, we can use this as a launch pad to improve the Questions for Chris page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:32, 29 November 2009 (CET)
**Totally jumpin on dis. Do we just post our prospective e-mails on the article page? Won't Chris see them there? Also, I'd really like an answer to the Asperger's vs. Alzheimer's question, since it wouldn't take more than 5 minutes and a Google search for him to figure out he was wrong - he must have some other reason for stubbornly refusing to believe he has them confused. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 01:21, 29 November 2009 (CET)
***Ok, I wrote up a quick question about literature. The fake name, Gabriel Syme is the main character of "The Man who was Thursday", a book I loved in high school that I'm fairly certain Chris has never read. Please alter/tear it apart/add to it at your leisure. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:31, 29 November 2009 (CET)
***Wasn't there an apocryphal story where Chris said in a hypothetical situation where he was either forced to rape a 12-year-old girl or be raped by a guy, he'd rape the 12-year-old girl? I'd like to hear Chris verify this. I'm way ahead of you and have already sent this as a question but if you've filtered it and want to rephrase this, go nuts. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 01:42, 29 November 2009 (CET)
***I added mine, if it's too faggy I'll edit it, but he seems to respond better to the ones from girls and ones that flatter him than the "serious" ones. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 01:48, 29 November 2009 (CET)
****Heh, but he answers to those like "Yeah, thanks, I know I'm great, thank you for your letter". :){{unsigned|GokuGetEm}} ''(oops, sorry)''
*****Well, if they don't ask specific questions, he does. Speaking of which, the hard part is going to be getting him to give more than two or three word answers, like he has for most of the questions. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 02:08, 29 November 2009 (CET)
******I guess, if we send the letters by 10-12, he won't have to answer them in such a hurry. Remember, answering fanmail is hard work! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:37, 29 November 2009 (CET)
******I was Magiccranberries, Supappleton and Leonardo DaVinci from Mailbag 1 and the loli girl from Mailbag 2 who couldn't talk right. They all got really good responses. The key is 1.) blind praise and 2.) questions you know he'll say something fucked up about. If you feel bad about the first part he can't detect sarcasm, so throw that in, too. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:31, 29 November 2009 (CET)
*******Chris is unpredictable and mysterious. No one ever knows what he'll say/do something fucked up about. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:37, 29 November 2009 (CET)
*** Now that Chris has posted his Asperger's Manifesto, I think this could pay dividends. Have maybe a "longtime Sonichu fan" write in complaining about what Chris said. Have them mail in something to the effect of, "I was a huge fan until I saw this...I (or someone I love) has Asperger's and that's really bigoted of you to say that. I bet you don't have autism and you just play that for pity or excuses." Segue that into, "If you're such an expert on the subject, I want to see your autism papers. I bet you're a lying prick. Post up some proof, and maybe I'll come back and read your comic, otherwise I'm never coming back and telling others to stay away from your comic." Something to that effect. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:08, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*quick question: why the fuck do people want to ask chris about his opinions on video games? at best, he'll say "it's ok" or "i have not played it". i distinctly remember putting the email from "Gamer Fang" in the shit folder last time i checked the cwcipedia email account. while i would like to find out more about his game ideas, he'd probably just tell us to find his old [[Sonichu_Game_Talk|game talk]] videos and watch those, so we really need to find a cleverer way of doing it(read: not the mailbag). the rest of that "Gamer Fang" email was just "derp derp talk about my favourite video games chris derpity derp derp". i'm tired, so in summary: [[User:Wwwwolf|Wwwwolf]], i am disappoint --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 10:40, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:*I agree with Cogs that asking Chris about games is all like "It's okay" or "I have not played that" but it would be interesting to find out if perhaps the e-mail can be reworded to focus more on the Sonichu game to see if Chris could elaborate on the gameplay mechanics and see if they've changed in the past year or so. I say this because I know the Sonichu game article was a big project Wwwolf greatly contributed on and I'm guessing he'd like to revise it with new information on gameplay.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:27, 3 December 2009 (CET)

===(Slightly less than) one week to go===
Only a little less than a week until the 13 December deadline. We have a lot of questions, let's try and do a few things:
# take the good questions from the list and make them into e-mails
# if a question is already on the main page in an e-mail, cross it off

Also, let's try and have e-mails flow naturally. Like one e-mail where it asks when Chris was fired from Wendy's and then asks about if Rosechu can run is a bit of an unnatural flow given the way the e-mail is set up. Most trolls have this problem in general (I recall "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]" would go from talking about sex fantasies to Chris and then randomly asking him for the lyrics to [[Sonichu's Zip]]).

Let's also not to be redundant as well. There's two e-mails asking about why he was fired from Wendy's and one will suffice, and personally I prefer the one where the guy goes on about how he was fired from Wendy's.

Finally, please remember this is to improve the CWCki, not to troll Chris. Many of you are indeed asking questions since you have pet projects that you'd like to improve, which is fantastic, but some people seem to be using it is to troll Chris which isn't the purpose of this. Also, this isn't really a "to ask" so please, don't e-mail Chris directly with e-mails from here. I only say this because I saw a Krapplefag who didn't know what to ask Chris, so he thought he would just take one of these e-mails, copy pasta and send it to Chris.

Otherwise, it's great to see people working together on a project to improve the CWCki and having some fun doing it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:59, 7 December 2009 (CET)

====So far, so good====
The questions are starting to look a lot better now, IMHO. Keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:42, 9 December 2009 (CET)

===CLYDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE===
Looks like Clyde decided to post some of these already, probably because the real e-mails are shit. He's also commented that the list (1,2,3,4, etc.) point format works well to get answers from Chris.

Clyde wants this to be an ongoing project but I'm afraid this will end up being used as a shortcut for people who want their e-mails read by Chris and should be at best a recurring thing. Thoughts though? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:04, 10 December 2009 (CET)

*I'd say keep it going but mix in one or two "OMG CHRIS I LUV UR COMIC!!!" emails into each Mailbag... It'd look suspicious if every Mailbag consisted of nothing but emails referencing highly-private portions of Chris' life that only trolls would know. But, then again, we are talking about Chris here, so I don't know. It's kind of like how Chris automatically knew that the email regarding selling toys was a troll. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 08:34, 10 December 2009 (CET)

**I'd like to participate in future operation mailbags. Maybe we could set some sort of rule that the letters on this page only get uploaded after we have at least 5 well-written ones?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)

*It just needs moderation. If we delete all the faggy self-serving emails, there should not be a problem. [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:28, 13 December 2009 (CET)

==Keep it short==
I've been talking to Clyde and while he thinks these are excellent questions, his complaint is that he thinks they're too long and Chris is more proned to give better answers to shorter questions as opposed longer ones. Clyde made a valid observation that Chris will tend to assume you're a fan by virtue of the fact you are e-mailing him and not calling him a homo, so it might not be necessary to establish rapport with Chris. Maybe limit to two questions per e-mail, and space them out - it seems that for e-mailing Chris, quantity leads to quality. It seems best to KISS - keep it short, silly. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:05, 21 December 2009 (CET)

==Questions==

{{protip|Keep it simple, stupid! Step 1: Praise Chris right away to get him to actually read the body of your e-mail. Step 2: EITHER mention a familiar "problem" that you've been having so that Chris will know you suffer "stressful torture" like him and want to help you, OR mention something about Chris's life/comics that "confuses" you so that Chris will know that you're a "true fan" and seek to clarify the matter. Step 3: Ask only one or two questions so that Chris might actually answer you in detail instead of just saying "yes" or "no". This formula should work more reliably than any other, and it won't matter if everyone's e-mails have this same form, since Chris is too HFA to recognize simple patterns.}}

{{protip|''* Do not openly criticize his work or himself.'' ''* Do not openly question his sexuality.'' ''* Do not openly name him "Ian" or "Ian Brandon Anderson", and/or state that Liquid is the "real Chris".'' ''* Do not openly state that you or someone else is the creator of Sonichu and/or has the copyrights on Sonichu.'' ''* Do not openly admit to being a troll/gay/all of the above.'' *''Do not make references to things that only trolls would know.'' If Chris reads any of these, chances are, he'll become so upset he'll turn on his ''mental block'', and won't answer or even acknowledge the rest of your letter, even if it contains interesting questions/information. And frankly, all of these have already been done over 9000 times, so they're not as funny as before.}}

*<s>Why does Rosechu look like Amy Rose, if neither she nor any other Pikachu/Raichu did ever collide with Amy Rose?</s> Answered in [[Mailbag 6]]
:*Nah, anon asked him "Why does Rosechu look like Amy Rose?" Chris, being the asshole he is, decided to get around the question by captainobviousing: "Because I designed her that way lol". That still doesn't answer - why did the female Raichu transform into a being that looks like '''Amy Rose''', if she was hit by a rainbow that appeared from a Pikachu colliding with '''Sonic'''?
*What age is Reldnahc? Did he speedily grow up when he was transformed into a homo?
*What are the real-life influences behind Turdijerk's and Merried Seinor Comic's names (Chris didn't answer that one).
:*More importantly, why the name Merried Seinor Comic?
::*Somewhere he said that it was a twist on "Unmerry Senior Comic Kirby McDerbie", which was somehow the name of this manager(k). What? Why? Who? It's a complete mystery. And Turdijerk is an even bigger enigma.
*What world does "Sonichu" take place in? Our Earth and our USA? A crossover world between Sonic and Pokemon? An independent CWCverse?
*Who is the mall security in the CWCmall?
*Why is the Mayor's cabinet located in the mall, not in some... I dunno... Mayor's house?
*What did the abusive babysitter do to him?
:*She locked him in a room, didn't she?
*Could you please draw us a full map of the CWCverse?
*You have stated that "blue and green are the true colors of justice, all others are vice." Virginia State troopers wear gray uniforms, would you still respect them? (Unless Chris has pussied out, you'll get a fun answer from this one).
*Who is the owner of the businesses in CWCville? E.g., who is the owner of the CWCville Mall? And, if it's a private business, why is the Mayor's office situated there?
*Is CWCville part of the USA? Why aren't there any elections in that case? Do you, as an American patriot, think that having an un-elected mayor is American?
*What happened to the Legendary Master Stone? Why doesn't anyone try to steal such a powerful artifact anymore, considering how they almost managed to do it the last time?
*What do you think about lesbians? Do they need to be reprogrammed too, like gays? Are lesbians worse than gays, or better, or similar? Who would you tolerate more: a gay man or a lesbian woman?
*What do you think about bisexual men? Are they better than completely gay men? Etc. etc.
*What do you think about non-Christians?
**E.g., Muslims, Jewish, Scientologist, etc. And also, what do you think about other denominations of Christianity? Like, Catholics, Orthodox, other denominations of Protestantism?
**On a similar note, what religions do inhabitants of CWCville follow? Is Angelica a Catholic? What do other characters believe in?
::*Chris said in an IRC chat that Sonichu and Rosechu are Methodists like he is. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:30, 2 December 2009 (CET)
*How can you (or your comic alter ego) believe in reincarnation (see:[[Anchuent Prophecy]]), if you are a Christian?
*You mention God and Jesus, and draw them together. What about the Holy Ghost? Or do you maybe believe that God and Jesus are separate beings?
*You said that you don't like hitting on boyfriend-unfree girls because you don't want to start a fight with their boyfriends. If the commies invade tomorrow, would you fight? Or would you try to avoid battle? If so, at what costs?
*How can you say you're for gun control when you show yourself shooting [[Liquid|Chris Chandler]] in the comics?
**Name him "a brown-shirted guy" or something. If Chris suspects you're an "Ian Brandon Anderson"-believer, he'll mental block the question.
*Would you fuck a guy if he paid you a million dollars?
:*Or, would you fuck a guy at gunpoint?
:*Or, would you fuck a guy if you 100% knew that this, and this only, would immediately bring you a true and honest sweetheart?
*If a black girl fell in love with you... would you still reject it?
*If the Chaotic Combo are all electric-hedgehog Pokemon, why did they hatch from eggs? Why the fuck do Rosechus lay eggs anyway?
:*All Pokemon lay eggs, even the mammalian ones.
*Where did you get the idea to say "Captain's Log" at the start of your videos? Are you a Star Trek fan?
*What do you think of asexuals?
**[[Mailbag 3#Chris is still allegedly straight|''"I would like to have an official statement on what Mr. Chandler thinks about asexuality, to clear up this controversy. Again, I am not doubting that you are attracted to women."'' - "I am attracted to Women."]]
** But he didn't say what he ''thought'' about asexuals. Someone needs to phrase it in a way that he will say what he thinks about them, as well as bring up how this conflicts with his "If you know a high school student who's single, HOOK THEM UP" statement.
*We already know your thoughts on Leviticus 18:22. What do you think of all the other things that the book of Leviticus bans? (eating shellfish, shaving, etc.)
*Can Rosechu run? I've seen other Sonichus (Wes Iseli/Walter Grisby, Simonla, Reldnach, etc) run. Why does Sonichu have to carry her everywhere?
:*I predict: "Cuz dat so womantic and cute~" But yeah, a good question.
*How do you get inspired to draw comics?
*<strike>I got one of your printed copies of the Sonichu Premiere Issue #0 at the Anime Con Mid Atlantic in 2005. I took it to a comic book store and the clerk said it had not increased in value, nor will it ever. Is he a troll? Should I kick him in the balls?</strike> Really bad idea. Odds are Chris didn't actually hand any of these out so you'd need some sort of definite proof he did beforehand.
*Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
:*seconding this
*Lots of trolls think you're dumb, why don't you post your report cards to prove you were on the honor roll? [It's a long shot but you never know...]
:*''"Lots of trolls think you're dumb..."'' Not a good start, imo. He'll just mental block the question.
* So what do you think your life ''would'' be like if you ''were'' born a girl? Would you date guys? Girls? Both? What would your daily life as a girl be like?
*Could you please tell me the difference between Alzheimer's and Aspurger's?
*<s>Why did they throw you out of the Baptist church, anyway?</s>
:*I imagine he'd give some reason involving Joshua Martinez or some shit.
::*He actually answered this one. Said something about women in bikinis on his facebook, an obvious lie. All writers take note, Chris is not above lying to us.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:36, 20 December 2009 (CET)
*Do you believe in a literal devil, like a being totally dedicated to the corruption and downfall of mankind? Do you think people can be possessed by demons? If so, do you feel qualified to perform exorcisms?
*Can you give us more details about the day you were fired from Wendy's?
:*Now we're talking.
*What are the exact nature of your father's "Scooby Doo Detective Skills?"
*How exactly were you bulled in school? (there's some interesting responses if he's willing to say the same things he said privately).
*What does the line "I look at all of you and I see a rainbow" in the song A-U-T-I-S-M mean?
* How come we never see any of the Chandler cats in your room? Do they instinctively fear you?
* Can you ride a bike?
* How tall are Sonichu? Rosechu? How much do they weigh?
:*Near the end of Issue 8, Episode 17, after 4-cent garbage is infiltrated, Chris shows Rosechu standing 3'10" [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 11:29, 6 December 2009 (CET)
* Have Chris fill out his [[Scale of Respect]] on a scale of 1 to 10.
*Thoughts on lesbians? Are they as wrong as homos? (I can't recall if Chris has made it clear that he now dislikes lesbians as well, as he's only hinted to it).
* I think we should get moar info/confirmation on how Chris [[User:James_Lamp-Eye/Collection#Confirmation_of_emotional_incest|sometimes sleeps with his mom]].
:*Based on that recent e-mail, I'm guessing he's wisen up that it's not a good idea to make this public.
* What is it about Meg Griffin that you are attracted to? Have you ever been attracted to other cartoon characters?
* What's up with those fake boobs we see in your videos? What are they there for?
:*He answered this in like, his first mailbag, no?
::* I'm looking in there but not finding it.
:::* [[Mailbag 3]]
* Have you ever failed a class besides sophomore English?
* How come you color your comic with Crayola markers instead of colouring them in on the computer (which is easier)?
:*He answered that in a Mumble chat, I think. tl;dr version is he prefers markers.
* Why "Chris-chan"? Several theories but which one?
:*The weaboo factor - "Chris" + "chan" (Japanese honorific suffix)
:*The fact it sounds like "Christian"
:*Above, but that it's like Chris Chan (as in CHRIStian CHANdler)
:*All of the above?
::*No idea how to phrase an e-mail like this but I'm wondering if Chris ever noticed that all of these factors that could be behind him opting for "Chris Chan."
*What are you gonna do when your parents die?
:*This was asked in an IRC chat. I think all Chris said was "I don't like to think about it" or some shit like that or "I'll cross the bridge when the time comes."
*Ask Chris to elaborate on educational porn - we have a non-public source that he watches [http://www.bettersex.com/default.aspx?cm_mmc=VSM-_-NA-_-Google-_-sex%20instruction%20videos&sc=7PG&ad=3153792349 these videos] but let's get Chris to confirm it - maybe ask him to recommend some "educational porn" to spice up a marriage?
* What's his opinion on Digimon? Seriously, how come nobody's asked him this yet?
* Who are his favorite porn actresses? A few stage names would probably be enough to analyze his taste in women (from a visual standpoint, anyway; he probably doesn't like any of the characters they play)
* Why does he insist on having only one true sweetheart while bouncing from internet girlfriend to internet girlfriend.

=="Troll" emails==
I couldn't help but notice my e-mail was deleted for "trolling" Chris (and then some SLANDEROUS TROLL stole my TRUE and HONEST picture to put in their own e-mail, causing me MUCH STRESS). I wholeheartedly disagree. I really do have a sister who is trans, so the issue is near and dear to my heart, and given Chris's lulzy stance on da homos and his supposed willingness to have sex reassignment surgery, I want to know his opinion on the subject of trans people. I'm putting my e-mail (AND MY PIC) back; if you can tell me specifically what you think is going too far, I'll gladly edit it or take it out. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 23:34, 19 December 2009 (CET)
*We already have plenty of comments from Chris on transexualism - we know that he'd rather have a sex change than be gay and he actually commented on hormone therapy to a troll who actually is a MTF transexual. There are some other places where he's said these things but I don't quite recall what they are but if you dig a bit in IRC and the Mumble chats, there's a decent amount of things and getting Chris. Perhaps if someone can prove me wrong about the amount of information we have on transexualism, then it would be a good question to ask. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:30, 20 December 2009 (CET)
**I respectfully disagree that it's unnecessary. I haven't seen anything but him saying he'd rather have SRS than be gay; even in your response here, you're vague as to his opinion. Also, even if it is repetitive, as you claim, what's the harm in asking again (especially since you apparently don't think it's trolling after all)? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 12:49, 20 December 2009 (CET)

== Hey, so, I'm confused ==

Is this project still ongoing or what? Are we supposed to write the letter here, and then send it to the actual e-mail account, or are you guys still picking and choosing e-mails for direct upload?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
:Well, I mailed it in, and it got posted, so I guess that clears up my confusion. Thanks!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:26, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde originally planned for the Mailbag to be phased out with just questions. However, Mailbag is a popular feature of CWCipedia and so it's being kept out, and it looks like some e-mails are being taken. I'd ask [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:14, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

== Hey, here's an idea for the Aspergers thing... ==

Isn't it a little known fact that the creator of Pokemon, Satoshi Tajiri, has Aspergers? Maybe one of us should impersonate him, and possibly do something like this: talk about how he was considering allowing Sonichu and Rosechu to be made into offical Pokemon for the upcoming games, but looked a bit more into Chris' CWCipedia site to uncover more info on the electric hedgehogs, and was offended or something when he found Chris' AS rant. Just a thought... Might need to polish a few edges for it to be smooth, but this could be trolling gold... Or silver... Or bronze... I dunno, you decide...

(I'm trying to get this into the discussion section... I'm working this from my iPod, so forgive me dearly if I goof on this. I have terrible luck... ^^; ) [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 02:09, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

CWCki talk:Operation Mailbag

2010-01-27T02:08:10Z

AsperGirl: /* Hey, here's an idea for the Aspergers thing... */

{{protip|Be sure to check out the [[Mailbag]], [[Template:FanChats|Chris's fan chats]], [[Questions for Chris]] and to search the CWCki to make sure your question hasn't already been answered.}}

{{protip|For the time being, this is an ongoing project with selected e-mails being added to the regular batch of e-mails. PLEASE read the Rules of Engagement and not just as a way to bypass the e-mail filtering process.}}

==Rules of Engagement and Details==

There's a lot of things we want to know about Chris but we don't have public sources for them or our existing information isn't clear.

Since most of you guys aren't faggots, and it'll be an interesting break from "ZOMG CHRIS I LOVE YOUR COMIC" e-mails Chris gets while not being a "Chris, autism and Asperger's are NOT different..." or other passive aggressive e-mails, while amusing, Chris ignores, I'd like to get 10 or so e-mails for Chris to answer and (assuming Cogs and Clyde agree), will bypass the filtering stage and put directly onto CWCipedia

'''The purpose of this project is ultimately to enrich the CWCki by getting public sources to previously rumored information and to hear the truth from the horse's mouth. '''

'''Once again, the purpose is NOT to troll Chris but to obtain information to improve the CWCKi.'''

Rules of engagement:
 1) no "zomg I love your comic I wanna marry you" shit. Obviously say you're a fan, to establish rapport but see purpose above.
 2) no fan characters, plot suggestions, any of that sort of thing.
 3) <strike>if you're going to use a fake name, don't use something like Manuel Noriega like one guy did. You're welcome to use your CWCki name to increase your e-penis. If your fake name sucks, I'll either turn it to it to a literary character of my choosing or I'll have Clyde make it some [[Metal Gear Solid]] reference.</strike> It's now a meme but try to make it relevant. Just don't do something stupid like "Jesus Christ."

Some suggestions:
 1) ask Chris what he sleeps in
 2) ask Chris if he thinks he has magical powers or if his curse ye ha me has actually work

I had more for you guys but you guys are pretty smart people who can think of stuff.

To clarify, it's not like Chris will know these are from CWCki. It's that we're going to assemble a batch of e-mails here (you guys post fake e-mail addresses and stuff, see any of the Mailbag pages for the format), we all edit it so the e-mails come out good, and then we can post it on the Mailbag for Chris to answer.

<strike>By the way, I sorta still need to ask Cogs and Clyde first. True, I could just post it myself but as I've advised, I try not to fuck with Cogs and I tried explaining it to them but I think writing it out here and such will help. So as of this moment, no 100% guarantee.</strike> '''Cogs has approved of this project. Deadline is 13 December 2009, with the e-mails being posted for Mailbag X on the 14th. Godspeed'''

Those who do participate and after Chris answers the e-mails will receive a to be determined, limited edition award for your user page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 29 November 2009 (CET)
*Brilliant idea, Champthom. You're a ''geinus''... okay, okay, joking, you're a genius :). As I'm not much of a troll myself, I think I lack much in the "how-to-compose-letters-so-that-chris-would-answer-them" experience. I suggest an idea. We make a "questions" section here, where all users will post questions (in raw form) that need Chris's answering. And then we make another section, let's call it "Literary makeover", where letters out of the most popular (read: urgent) questions would be composed. Whaddyathink? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 01:05, 29 November 2009 (CET)
** I love the idea, and I think it's a great opportunity for us to put the [[Questions for Chris]] page to good use. I just would like some quick clarification: Are we to send Chris the messages ourselves, or will you be the one doing the sending? Thanks a bunch --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:18, 29 November 2009 (CET)
::*I would be doing the posting so your e-mails would skip the filtering section and go straight onto CWCipedia because (most of you) aren't faggots and that the wiki process would filter out any faggotry from e-mails. More or less, they'd be "e-mails" except really not. So post the e-mail you want on the main page here (just say "From Your Name (theemailyouwanttouse@wherever.com , just don't do anything stupid like "From Your Mom imdoinhernow@yourhouse.com").
:::Thank you for mentioning the [[Questions for Chris]] page because I meant to. It's a good starter but the problem with that page is that most of the questions were from when Chris was in IRC and no one (unfortunately) adds new questions to it anymore.
:::One big thing is we have to make sure that the letters don't all sound the same, like 10 people asking ten questions in the same matter. Obviously we need to have each e-mail be a unique writing style for each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:32, 29 November 2009 (CET)
:::Also, in a worst case scenario, if Cogs and Clyde thinks this is stupid, we can use this as a launch pad to improve the Questions for Chris page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:32, 29 November 2009 (CET)
**Totally jumpin on dis. Do we just post our prospective e-mails on the article page? Won't Chris see them there? Also, I'd really like an answer to the Asperger's vs. Alzheimer's question, since it wouldn't take more than 5 minutes and a Google search for him to figure out he was wrong - he must have some other reason for stubbornly refusing to believe he has them confused. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 01:21, 29 November 2009 (CET)
***Ok, I wrote up a quick question about literature. The fake name, Gabriel Syme is the main character of "The Man who was Thursday", a book I loved in high school that I'm fairly certain Chris has never read. Please alter/tear it apart/add to it at your leisure. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:31, 29 November 2009 (CET)
***Wasn't there an apocryphal story where Chris said in a hypothetical situation where he was either forced to rape a 12-year-old girl or be raped by a guy, he'd rape the 12-year-old girl? I'd like to hear Chris verify this. I'm way ahead of you and have already sent this as a question but if you've filtered it and want to rephrase this, go nuts. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 01:42, 29 November 2009 (CET)
***I added mine, if it's too faggy I'll edit it, but he seems to respond better to the ones from girls and ones that flatter him than the "serious" ones. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 01:48, 29 November 2009 (CET)
****Heh, but he answers to those like "Yeah, thanks, I know I'm great, thank you for your letter". :){{unsigned|GokuGetEm}} ''(oops, sorry)''
*****Well, if they don't ask specific questions, he does. Speaking of which, the hard part is going to be getting him to give more than two or three word answers, like he has for most of the questions. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 02:08, 29 November 2009 (CET)
******I guess, if we send the letters by 10-12, he won't have to answer them in such a hurry. Remember, answering fanmail is hard work! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:37, 29 November 2009 (CET)
******I was Magiccranberries, Supappleton and Leonardo DaVinci from Mailbag 1 and the loli girl from Mailbag 2 who couldn't talk right. They all got really good responses. The key is 1.) blind praise and 2.) questions you know he'll say something fucked up about. If you feel bad about the first part he can't detect sarcasm, so throw that in, too. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:31, 29 November 2009 (CET)
*******Chris is unpredictable and mysterious. No one ever knows what he'll say/do something fucked up about. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:37, 29 November 2009 (CET)
*** Now that Chris has posted his Asperger's Manifesto, I think this could pay dividends. Have maybe a "longtime Sonichu fan" write in complaining about what Chris said. Have them mail in something to the effect of, "I was a huge fan until I saw this...I (or someone I love) has Asperger's and that's really bigoted of you to say that. I bet you don't have autism and you just play that for pity or excuses." Segue that into, "If you're such an expert on the subject, I want to see your autism papers. I bet you're a lying prick. Post up some proof, and maybe I'll come back and read your comic, otherwise I'm never coming back and telling others to stay away from your comic." Something to that effect. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:08, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*quick question: why the fuck do people want to ask chris about his opinions on video games? at best, he'll say "it's ok" or "i have not played it". i distinctly remember putting the email from "Gamer Fang" in the shit folder last time i checked the cwcipedia email account. while i would like to find out more about his game ideas, he'd probably just tell us to find his old [[Sonichu_Game_Talk|game talk]] videos and watch those, so we really need to find a cleverer way of doing it(read: not the mailbag). the rest of that "Gamer Fang" email was just "derp derp talk about my favourite video games chris derpity derp derp". i'm tired, so in summary: [[User:Wwwwolf|Wwwwolf]], i am disappoint --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 10:40, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:*I agree with Cogs that asking Chris about games is all like "It's okay" or "I have not played that" but it would be interesting to find out if perhaps the e-mail can be reworded to focus more on the Sonichu game to see if Chris could elaborate on the gameplay mechanics and see if they've changed in the past year or so. I say this because I know the Sonichu game article was a big project Wwwolf greatly contributed on and I'm guessing he'd like to revise it with new information on gameplay.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:27, 3 December 2009 (CET)

===(Slightly less than) one week to go===
Only a little less than a week until the 13 December deadline. We have a lot of questions, let's try and do a few things:
# take the good questions from the list and make them into e-mails
# if a question is already on the main page in an e-mail, cross it off

Also, let's try and have e-mails flow naturally. Like one e-mail where it asks when Chris was fired from Wendy's and then asks about if Rosechu can run is a bit of an unnatural flow given the way the e-mail is set up. Most trolls have this problem in general (I recall "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]" would go from talking about sex fantasies to Chris and then randomly asking him for the lyrics to [[Sonichu's Zip]]).

Let's also not to be redundant as well. There's two e-mails asking about why he was fired from Wendy's and one will suffice, and personally I prefer the one where the guy goes on about how he was fired from Wendy's.

Finally, please remember this is to improve the CWCki, not to troll Chris. Many of you are indeed asking questions since you have pet projects that you'd like to improve, which is fantastic, but some people seem to be using it is to troll Chris which isn't the purpose of this. Also, this isn't really a "to ask" so please, don't e-mail Chris directly with e-mails from here. I only say this because I saw a Krapplefag who didn't know what to ask Chris, so he thought he would just take one of these e-mails, copy pasta and send it to Chris.

Otherwise, it's great to see people working together on a project to improve the CWCki and having some fun doing it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:59, 7 December 2009 (CET)

====So far, so good====
The questions are starting to look a lot better now, IMHO. Keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:42, 9 December 2009 (CET)

===CLYDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE===
Looks like Clyde decided to post some of these already, probably because the real e-mails are shit. He's also commented that the list (1,2,3,4, etc.) point format works well to get answers from Chris.

Clyde wants this to be an ongoing project but I'm afraid this will end up being used as a shortcut for people who want their e-mails read by Chris and should be at best a recurring thing. Thoughts though? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:04, 10 December 2009 (CET)

*I'd say keep it going but mix in one or two "OMG CHRIS I LUV UR COMIC!!!" emails into each Mailbag... It'd look suspicious if every Mailbag consisted of nothing but emails referencing highly-private portions of Chris' life that only trolls would know. But, then again, we are talking about Chris here, so I don't know. It's kind of like how Chris automatically knew that the email regarding selling toys was a troll. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 08:34, 10 December 2009 (CET)

**I'd like to participate in future operation mailbags. Maybe we could set some sort of rule that the letters on this page only get uploaded after we have at least 5 well-written ones?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)

*It just needs moderation. If we delete all the faggy self-serving emails, there should not be a problem. [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:28, 13 December 2009 (CET)

==Keep it short==
I've been talking to Clyde and while he thinks these are excellent questions, his complaint is that he thinks they're too long and Chris is more proned to give better answers to shorter questions as opposed longer ones. Clyde made a valid observation that Chris will tend to assume you're a fan by virtue of the fact you are e-mailing him and not calling him a homo, so it might not be necessary to establish rapport with Chris. Maybe limit to two questions per e-mail, and space them out - it seems that for e-mailing Chris, quantity leads to quality. It seems best to KISS - keep it short, silly. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:05, 21 December 2009 (CET)

==Questions==

{{protip|Keep it simple, stupid! Step 1: Praise Chris right away to get him to actually read the body of your e-mail. Step 2: EITHER mention a familiar "problem" that you've been having so that Chris will know you suffer "stressful torture" like him and want to help you, OR mention something about Chris's life/comics that "confuses" you so that Chris will know that you're a "true fan" and seek to clarify the matter. Step 3: Ask only one or two questions so that Chris might actually answer you in detail instead of just saying "yes" or "no". This formula should work more reliably than any other, and it won't matter if everyone's e-mails have this same form, since Chris is too HFA to recognize simple patterns.}}

{{protip|''* Do not openly criticize his work or himself.'' ''* Do not openly question his sexuality.'' ''* Do not openly name him "Ian" or "Ian Brandon Anderson", and/or state that Liquid is the "real Chris".'' ''* Do not openly state that you or someone else is the creator of Sonichu and/or has the copyrights on Sonichu.'' ''* Do not openly admit to being a troll/gay/all of the above.'' *''Do not make references to things that only trolls would know.'' If Chris reads any of these, chances are, he'll become so upset he'll turn on his ''mental block'', and won't answer or even acknowledge the rest of your letter, even if it contains interesting questions/information. And frankly, all of these have already been done over 9000 times, so they're not as funny as before.}}

*<s>Why does Rosechu look like Amy Rose, if neither she nor any other Pikachu/Raichu did ever collide with Amy Rose?</s> Answered in [[Mailbag 6]]
:*Nah, anon asked him "Why does Rosechu look like Amy Rose?" Chris, being the asshole he is, decided to get around the question by captainobviousing: "Because I designed her that way lol". That still doesn't answer - why did the female Raichu transform into a being that looks like '''Amy Rose''', if she was hit by a rainbow that appeared from a Pikachu colliding with '''Sonic'''?
*What age is Reldnahc? Did he speedily grow up when he was transformed into a homo?
*What are the real-life influences behind Turdijerk's and Merried Seinor Comic's names (Chris didn't answer that one).
:*More importantly, why the name Merried Seinor Comic?
::*Somewhere he said that it was a twist on "Unmerry Senior Comic Kirby McDerbie", which was somehow the name of this manager(k). What? Why? Who? It's a complete mystery. And Turdijerk is an even bigger enigma.
*What world does "Sonichu" take place in? Our Earth and our USA? A crossover world between Sonic and Pokemon? An independent CWCverse?
*Who is the mall security in the CWCmall?
*Why is the Mayor's cabinet located in the mall, not in some... I dunno... Mayor's house?
*What did the abusive babysitter do to him?
:*She locked him in a room, didn't she?
*Could you please draw us a full map of the CWCverse?
*You have stated that "blue and green are the true colors of justice, all others are vice." Virginia State troopers wear gray uniforms, would you still respect them? (Unless Chris has pussied out, you'll get a fun answer from this one).
*Who is the owner of the businesses in CWCville? E.g., who is the owner of the CWCville Mall? And, if it's a private business, why is the Mayor's office situated there?
*Is CWCville part of the USA? Why aren't there any elections in that case? Do you, as an American patriot, think that having an un-elected mayor is American?
*What happened to the Legendary Master Stone? Why doesn't anyone try to steal such a powerful artifact anymore, considering how they almost managed to do it the last time?
*What do you think about lesbians? Do they need to be reprogrammed too, like gays? Are lesbians worse than gays, or better, or similar? Who would you tolerate more: a gay man or a lesbian woman?
*What do you think about bisexual men? Are they better than completely gay men? Etc. etc.
*What do you think about non-Christians?
**E.g., Muslims, Jewish, Scientologist, etc. And also, what do you think about other denominations of Christianity? Like, Catholics, Orthodox, other denominations of Protestantism?
**On a similar note, what religions do inhabitants of CWCville follow? Is Angelica a Catholic? What do other characters believe in?
::*Chris said in an IRC chat that Sonichu and Rosechu are Methodists like he is. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:30, 2 December 2009 (CET)
*How can you (or your comic alter ego) believe in reincarnation (see:[[Anchuent Prophecy]]), if you are a Christian?
*You mention God and Jesus, and draw them together. What about the Holy Ghost? Or do you maybe believe that God and Jesus are separate beings?
*You said that you don't like hitting on boyfriend-unfree girls because you don't want to start a fight with their boyfriends. If the commies invade tomorrow, would you fight? Or would you try to avoid battle? If so, at what costs?
*How can you say you're for gun control when you show yourself shooting [[Liquid|Chris Chandler]] in the comics?
**Name him "a brown-shirted guy" or something. If Chris suspects you're an "Ian Brandon Anderson"-believer, he'll mental block the question.
*Would you fuck a guy if he paid you a million dollars?
:*Or, would you fuck a guy at gunpoint?
:*Or, would you fuck a guy if you 100% knew that this, and this only, would immediately bring you a true and honest sweetheart?
*If a black girl fell in love with you... would you still reject it?
*If the Chaotic Combo are all electric-hedgehog Pokemon, why did they hatch from eggs? Why the fuck do Rosechus lay eggs anyway?
:*All Pokemon lay eggs, even the mammalian ones.
*Where did you get the idea to say "Captain's Log" at the start of your videos? Are you a Star Trek fan?
*What do you think of asexuals?
**[[Mailbag 3#Chris is still allegedly straight|''"I would like to have an official statement on what Mr. Chandler thinks about asexuality, to clear up this controversy. Again, I am not doubting that you are attracted to women."'' - "I am attracted to Women."]]
** But he didn't say what he ''thought'' about asexuals. Someone needs to phrase it in a way that he will say what he thinks about them, as well as bring up how this conflicts with his "If you know a high school student who's single, HOOK THEM UP" statement.
*We already know your thoughts on Leviticus 18:22. What do you think of all the other things that the book of Leviticus bans? (eating shellfish, shaving, etc.)
*Can Rosechu run? I've seen other Sonichus (Wes Iseli/Walter Grisby, Simonla, Reldnach, etc) run. Why does Sonichu have to carry her everywhere?
:*I predict: "Cuz dat so womantic and cute~" But yeah, a good question.
*How do you get inspired to draw comics?
*<strike>I got one of your printed copies of the Sonichu Premiere Issue #0 at the Anime Con Mid Atlantic in 2005. I took it to a comic book store and the clerk said it had not increased in value, nor will it ever. Is he a troll? Should I kick him in the balls?</strike> Really bad idea. Odds are Chris didn't actually hand any of these out so you'd need some sort of definite proof he did beforehand.
*Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
:*seconding this
*Lots of trolls think you're dumb, why don't you post your report cards to prove you were on the honor roll? [It's a long shot but you never know...]
:*''"Lots of trolls think you're dumb..."'' Not a good start, imo. He'll just mental block the question.
* So what do you think your life ''would'' be like if you ''were'' born a girl? Would you date guys? Girls? Both? What would your daily life as a girl be like?
*Could you please tell me the difference between Alzheimer's and Aspurger's?
*<s>Why did they throw you out of the Baptist church, anyway?</s>
:*I imagine he'd give some reason involving Joshua Martinez or some shit.
::*He actually answered this one. Said something about women in bikinis on his facebook, an obvious lie. All writers take note, Chris is not above lying to us.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:36, 20 December 2009 (CET)
*Do you believe in a literal devil, like a being totally dedicated to the corruption and downfall of mankind? Do you think people can be possessed by demons? If so, do you feel qualified to perform exorcisms?
*Can you give us more details about the day you were fired from Wendy's?
:*Now we're talking.
*What are the exact nature of your father's "Scooby Doo Detective Skills?"
*How exactly were you bulled in school? (there's some interesting responses if he's willing to say the same things he said privately).
*What does the line "I look at all of you and I see a rainbow" in the song A-U-T-I-S-M mean?
* How come we never see any of the Chandler cats in your room? Do they instinctively fear you?
* Can you ride a bike?
* How tall are Sonichu? Rosechu? How much do they weigh?
:*Near the end of Issue 8, Episode 17, after 4-cent garbage is infiltrated, Chris shows Rosechu standing 3'10" [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 11:29, 6 December 2009 (CET)
* Have Chris fill out his [[Scale of Respect]] on a scale of 1 to 10.
*Thoughts on lesbians? Are they as wrong as homos? (I can't recall if Chris has made it clear that he now dislikes lesbians as well, as he's only hinted to it).
* I think we should get moar info/confirmation on how Chris [[User:James_Lamp-Eye/Collection#Confirmation_of_emotional_incest|sometimes sleeps with his mom]].
:*Based on that recent e-mail, I'm guessing he's wisen up that it's not a good idea to make this public.
* What is it about Meg Griffin that you are attracted to? Have you ever been attracted to other cartoon characters?
* What's up with those fake boobs we see in your videos? What are they there for?
:*He answered this in like, his first mailbag, no?
::* I'm looking in there but not finding it.
:::* [[Mailbag 3]]
* Have you ever failed a class besides sophomore English?
* How come you color your comic with Crayola markers instead of colouring them in on the computer (which is easier)?
:*He answered that in a Mumble chat, I think. tl;dr version is he prefers markers.
* Why "Chris-chan"? Several theories but which one?
:*The weaboo factor - "Chris" + "chan" (Japanese honorific suffix)
:*The fact it sounds like "Christian"
:*Above, but that it's like Chris Chan (as in CHRIStian CHANdler)
:*All of the above?
::*No idea how to phrase an e-mail like this but I'm wondering if Chris ever noticed that all of these factors that could be behind him opting for "Chris Chan."
*What are you gonna do when your parents die?
:*This was asked in an IRC chat. I think all Chris said was "I don't like to think about it" or some shit like that or "I'll cross the bridge when the time comes."
*Ask Chris to elaborate on educational porn - we have a non-public source that he watches [http://www.bettersex.com/default.aspx?cm_mmc=VSM-_-NA-_-Google-_-sex%20instruction%20videos&sc=7PG&ad=3153792349 these videos] but let's get Chris to confirm it - maybe ask him to recommend some "educational porn" to spice up a marriage?
* What's his opinion on Digimon? Seriously, how come nobody's asked him this yet?
* Who are his favorite porn actresses? A few stage names would probably be enough to analyze his taste in women (from a visual standpoint, anyway; he probably doesn't like any of the characters they play)
* Why does he insist on having only one true sweetheart while bouncing from internet girlfriend to internet girlfriend.

=="Troll" emails==
I couldn't help but notice my e-mail was deleted for "trolling" Chris (and then some SLANDEROUS TROLL stole my TRUE and HONEST picture to put in their own e-mail, causing me MUCH STRESS). I wholeheartedly disagree. I really do have a sister who is trans, so the issue is near and dear to my heart, and given Chris's lulzy stance on da homos and his supposed willingness to have sex reassignment surgery, I want to know his opinion on the subject of trans people. I'm putting my e-mail (AND MY PIC) back; if you can tell me specifically what you think is going too far, I'll gladly edit it or take it out. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 23:34, 19 December 2009 (CET)
*We already have plenty of comments from Chris on transexualism - we know that he'd rather have a sex change than be gay and he actually commented on hormone therapy to a troll who actually is a MTF transexual. There are some other places where he's said these things but I don't quite recall what they are but if you dig a bit in IRC and the Mumble chats, there's a decent amount of things and getting Chris. Perhaps if someone can prove me wrong about the amount of information we have on transexualism, then it would be a good question to ask. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:30, 20 December 2009 (CET)
**I respectfully disagree that it's unnecessary. I haven't seen anything but him saying he'd rather have SRS than be gay; even in your response here, you're vague as to his opinion. Also, even if it is repetitive, as you claim, what's the harm in asking again (especially since you apparently don't think it's trolling after all)? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 12:49, 20 December 2009 (CET)

== Hey, so, I'm confused ==

Is this project still ongoing or what? Are we supposed to write the letter here, and then send it to the actual e-mail account, or are you guys still picking and choosing e-mails for direct upload?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
:Well, I mailed it in, and it got posted, so I guess that clears up my confusion. Thanks!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:26, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde originally planned for the Mailbag to be phased out with just questions. However, Mailbag is a popular feature of CWCipedia and so it's being kept out, and it looks like some e-mails are being taken. I'd ask [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:14, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

== Hey, here's an idea for the Aspergers thing... ==

Isn't it a little known fact that the creator of Pokemon, Satoshi Tajiri, has Aspergers? Maybe one of us should impersonate him, and possibly do something like this: talk about how he was considering allowing Sonichu and Rosechu to be made into offical Pokemon for the upcoming games, but looked a bit more into Chris' CWCipedia site to uncover more info on the electric hedgehogs, and was offended or something when he found Chris' AS rant. Just a thought... Might need to polish a few edges for it to be smooth, but this could be trolling gold... Or silver... Or bronze... I dunno, you decide...

(I'm trying to get this into the discussion section... I'm working this from my iPod, so forgive me dearly if I goof on this. I have terrible luck... ^^; )
[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 02:08, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

CWCki talk:Operation Mailbag

2010-01-27T02:07:33Z

AsperGirl: /* Hey, here's an idea for the Aspergers thing... */ new section

Talk:Asperger syndrome

2010-01-24T03:56:20Z

AsperGirl: /* Outline/To do */

the title of the page is "Asperger syndrome" but it's consistently referred to as "Asperger's syndrome" throughout the article. should this be edited for consistency or does it even matter -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 00:42, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

==A Doubt==

Do we really needs that page? Chris is surely raging against autism but until he gave us more on the subject than his "Foaming at the Mouth" tirade, I don't see the utility.

:I think there's enough out there to make a halfway decent article on this. I also think that there's no way this article could currently be considered "halfway decent".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:50, 8 December 2009 (CET)

*Yes. There's Chris's tirade but we need to keep track of his history of hating people with Asperger's (like find the earliest mention of Chris saying the two aren't the same), in addition to the drama on the Mailbag about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==I know===

I only added the basics, so other people could add to it -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]

==Study==

*I added a study that shows how Chris is wrong. Rarely you get to see Chris' fail scientifically substantiated on this wiki. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 8 December 2009 (CET)
:* And cleared up the text, added a quote. The usual. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:09, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==Outline/To do==
Okay, since people aren't sure how to elaborate this article, here's a suggested outline:
*brief explaination of what Asperger's is and how it's related on the autism spectrum
*Chris's thoughts on Asperger's - from "Asperger's isn't even autism/it's a memory disorder" ---> "THEY'RE STEALING THE LIME LIGHT FORM THE TRUE AUTISTICS." Incorporate the CWCipedia article on Aspergers.
*drama on the mailbag with Asperger e-mails.

This is just to start out with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 9 December 2009 (CET)

* Hey... Is there any way I could help? I actually have AS, and can look over on accuracy, and can point out opinions and how it differs among people. I'm aware that it's not the same with everyone who has it... I'm also attempting to get more info on Chris' insight. You'll have to tell me what you want... I'm not too good at deciding for myself, since I can have a meltdown trying to decide what's needed, what's wanted and what I've been told. But once it's all clarified, I usually get it all done pretty swiftly. Just bare with me... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 03:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Chris and tracing

2010-01-21T08:08:59Z

AsperGirl: /* Traced images from the Sonichu Comic */

{{Merge|Chris and art}}

'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, or portions of it, is copied along its outlines. Among legitimate artists, it is little more than a technique for studying drawing styles of existing pieces of work, or for making variations of the artist's own work, but in the Internet, it has regrettably become a road to stardom for many budding artists; among certain people, making a copy of a drawing or parts of it and trying to pass it off as their own is considered a legitimate strategy — at least until someone finds out about it.

As [[Chris and art|Chris's art skills]] have shown, Chris can't really draw anything well. It is therefore highly surprising that many of his drawings are actually traces. Usually, the biggest tell-tale sign of a tracer is inconsistent drawing style, particularly between works that are demonstrably bad and "original", and high-quality drawings that are strangely reminiscent of other pieces of art. Chris fools everyone by having a very consistent art style — albeit a consistently ''bad'' style.

The bad style is explained by the fact that his tracing tools are just as top-notch as his other art tools. Chris uses a toy-like sketching kit from [[Wikipedia:Spin Master|Spin Master]] called [http://www.amazon.com/Strawberry-Shortcake-Reflecta-Sketch-Set/dp/B00144QMOY Reflecta Sketch], which only allows him to trace on basic letter-sized copy paper, not the large sketching paper most professional artists use. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline, allowing Chris the ease of copying other artists' works to use in his general and [[Rule 34]] artwork. This device is why many of Chris' tracings are a mirror image of the original.

==Traced images from the Sonichu Comic==
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AsperGirl: The funny thing is, if you Google "Sonic Running", the picture on the right is the third one on the first page. When I saw this one, I just KNEW it was too good from him to not be traced.

The funny thing is, if you Google "Sonic Running", the picture on the right is the third one on the first page. When I saw this one, I just KNEW it was too good from him to not be traced.

CWCki:Operation Mailbag

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AsperGirl:

{{protip|Send your mail from here to the Mailbag once you believe it is good enough and then delete it from this page. COOL THANKS.}}

{{Email|From: Billy Smith <sonichu_zap@yahoo.com>

hi christian,

i was wondering, why do you wear bras? i thought only girls did that!

a big fan,

billy smith, age 10}}

{{Email|From: Charles Darwin <cdarwin0100@gmail.com>

Hello Christian,

I have just finished reading your new comic book pages for Sonichu No. 10, and I must say that I am a bit shocked. I have a few questions that I'd like to ask you....

1. How can you justify the deaths of the thousands of people in the 4-cent Garbage building who you slaughtered when you demolished it? Your problems lie with Clyde Cash, not the ordinary hard-working people who only worked there to make a living for their family. Was this terrorist attack some sort of a sick, hackneyed attempt at a metaphor for the 9/11 terrorist attacks? Both yourself and Sonichu are mass murderers.

2. Why do you hate Jack Thaddeus so much? He may be a homosexual, but isn't he the person who is bankrolling the CWCipedia? Without him, you wouldn't have a website to host your comic books and hate speech. I think that it is certainly very ungrateful and un-Christian to wish death on someone who is your benefactor.

3. Speaking of Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, I am very offended by your constant pleas for them to commit suicide. A very close friend of mine killed himself this summer and I'm still trying to get through it. How would you like it if your mother, father or one of your Gal Pals committed suicide? Making death threats isn't a suitable response for someone being a homosexual.

4. However, I must say that it is ironic that the exchange between Jack and Clyde in your comic before their deaths is the closest you've ever come to an honest and poignant moment in your comic. It's apparent that Jack and Clyde care deeply about eachother and act in a realistic manner. This surprised me. No, Christian, I am not inferring that you are a homosexual. I know that you are not.

I know that you have likened the sexual content and violence in your comic to classic tales such as Romeo and Juliet (which I assure you is not for children) and Family Guy, but including tasteless and horrific scenes of mass murder and suicide is out of line. Chris, I used to really enjoy your comics. I always liked how you had your own personal form of storytelling and artistry, but you've taken things to a new low.

Please give me a dignified response, and not just "whatever" or a hateful rant calling me a dumbass or yelling at me. I've written to you in a respectful manner, and I'd like to recieve the same from you.

Charles}}

{{Email|From: Tiffany Clarke <astrogal96@hotmail.com>

Hey Chris,

I like Sonichu so much that I've wallpapered my bedroom with printouts of your Sonichu comics. My parents don't like it that much but they're not the boss of me!!! BTW, when is Metal Sonichu coming back from the moon? I miss him!!!

Oh and I was wondering if you could settle an argument. My brother says there's no way there's life on other planets in this solar system, but I think it's totally possible, you know? Since you were on honor roll and stuff you'd probably know about things like this better than I would (I'm in 8th grade BTW) and you're my favorite comic book guy so I was wondering if you'd know. Is there life on other planets in this solar system? If so, what do you think it's like? If there is life on other planets, should we send people to check it out, or should they be regarded as hostile? I'm dying to know what you think about this.

Have a good 2010

Tiffany Clarke}}

{{Email|From: Stan Lee (excelsiorstanlee@gmail.com)

Hey Christian,

I've noticed several times in your mailbag responses that you have stated that Sonichu is a parody. How is that?

Wikipedia defines a parody as "A parody (pronounced /ˈpærədiː/; also called send-up or spoof), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation."

The best examples of true parody are films such as Mel Brooks' "Spaceballs" and "Young Frankenstein", and even the Family Guy Star Wars special. The Encyclopedia Dramatica page can also be considered a parody of you. Sonichu doesn't mock or ridicule Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers, Family Guy, or Guitar Hero in any way. If Sonichu was, say, about an 'electric hedgehog Pokémon' that didn't have any legs, that would be a parody. The closest thing to parody in Sonichu are the sub-episodes which exaggerate your attempts to find a lover to a ridiculous level where you can defeat jerkops and turn into a hedgehog.

I must also say that I am offended by the tone that you use in your Mailbag responses. Almost all of the people who have taken the time to e-mail you are big fans of your work. Why don't you treat them with a little shred of respect instead of calling them dumbasses and disregarding all of the perfectly valid advice that people are trying to give you?

-Stan}}

{{Email|From: Vlad Tepes (emperorface@gmail.net)
Hello Christian Chandler.

I am the next in line to rule my father's country of New Sacea, which shares borders with South America, he passed away last week and I am to be crowned Emperor soon. Unfortantely he was a victim of war us our government has a law stating the Emperor has to take place in any fights as a soldier.

In our country Sonichu is heavily praised as one of the greatest works of fiction ever and a printed version is avalible in almost every New Sacean library. You are highly intelligent and by our scales even wiser than our greatest scholar, William The Sage. Perhaps, the same could be said of all Geinuses. We have made great technologic advances, much wealth, and many beatiful servant women, thus we are prepared to offer you a grand reward if you can help our people solve the following dilemma:

We are a God-fearing nation that hates those damned homos with all our hearts. These abominations unto God are so evil, they steal men's souls and make them their slaves! Unfortauntely, our empire does not have access to the means of curing the "Homo Gene", so all we can do is prevent their wrong lifestyle from spreading. Thus we execute them on sight.

However, our scholars are perplexed by the "Bi Gene" which gives one an interest in both genders, or in simplier terms they like both men AND women.

You see... I was very unfortunate to become contaminated with the foul curse of bisexualness myself! It was not by my hand that I was given that evil gene of bisexualness: it was brought by some homos, who wished to pay me tribute... Oh how I rue that cruel day!.. If bisexuals do indeed count as homos I must take my own life and let my straight sister rule in my place. For the good of my Holy Motherland!

But enough talk, Christian. Seeing as you are the smartest man in our kingdom's recorded history, maybe you can help me? Please tell me, Christian: should bisexuals be considered homos? Or are they just fine? What is a bisexual? A miserable little pile of evil homo genes? Or do they belong in this world? Am I a homo? Or a normal person?

Please, Christian, save our people by giving us your great knowledge of sexuality and genetics.

With much hope, Emperor Vlad Tepes The 3rd}}

I made two emails, one to question his opinions on bisexuals and one to find out just how bad of a strategist. In addition this will test to see if he even beat the game as he purchased 65 dollars of DLC for it, which would have been completely wasted had he not beaten it as you can only access the non-canon/dlc character during the end game. Also, to further test his stupidity, Almaz Von Adamite is a main character in Disgaea and Roy Mustang is a character from Fullmetal Alchemist who has never appeared in a Disgaea title. Seeing as Disgaea is a Strategy Game, I have my doubts as to whether or not Chris has even played the damn thing, let alone beat it. It amuses me greatly knowing he has less common sense than a turkey shoving things up his ass to make him look "too fat" for the hunters to kill.

{{Email|From: "The Engineer" (beecave656@buildersleagueunited.com)

Howdy, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler!

Folks at work like to call me The Engineer, and I suppose that's what I got my PhD for. Now, normally I don't truck much with video games and comic books 'n all that, but some of my co-workers are into that sort of thing and they called to my attention a lil' ol' mystery that goes by C.W.C. Accordin' to your website you say you've got a degree in Computer Aided Drafting and Design, and that somehow you managed to take ''six years'' in gettin' it. Now, not to be hostile just yet but taking six years to get a CADD degree is a little like not learnin' how to tie your shoes until you're in high school, architecturally speakin'. Most people in your position would be whippin' out PhDs and doctorates in the time it took you to get situated in CADD and spending that much time in gettin' it seems just plain egregious.

Now, I assume you got your reasons for taking that long, an' I trust that they're good reasons. Call it Southern hospitality. Nonetheless there's somethin' weird about this whole thing so let me just get a few questions offa my mind. Namely these questions are about that city you like to trump about, the one from your comic book, the one you call C-W-C-ville. You seem to think this city built outta Legos is real, you keep sayin' it's real when it's brought up, and yet you say, and I'm going to quote from you directly so there's no confusion as to why ''I'm'' confused, "the city and the mall Can Be Built and Dedicated."

First of all, last I checked things that don't exist yet are ''fictional.'' I got a PhD in quantum physics too (those teleporters ain't buildin' themselves) so I know for damn sure that if your city ain't built yet it sure as hell ain't real. You seem'ta built a little C-W-C-ville out of Lego, but a city of Lego ain't a city of tens of thousands of people. So, I suppose the first question is, "why do you think just wishin' it were real ''makes'' it real?"

Second of all I gotta wonder why you think an entire city built and named after a cartoonist is even vaguely possible. You're not talkin' something like Disneyland where a multi-billion-dollar megacorporation builds up a massive amusement park, you're talkin' about defictionalizing a city from a comic book, that is to say making it a real-live hundreds-of-thousands-of-people-big city. Named after you. A cartoonist. In my experience most cities get named after people who do things like win wars or kill a bunch of Indians. That means Question No. 2 is "why in the Good Lord's name would they build a city for a guy whose main contribution is drawin' a bunch of magic hedgehogs going on whimsical little magical hedgehog adventures?" Unless there's a bunch of won wars or dead Indians you ain't been mentionin'.

Last of all, I just gotta ask--why ain't you usin' none of that CADD work in your comic? I mean, the stuff you show is all done up in Crayola marker and ball-point pen, it's hideous. It makes my engineer's soul hurt. You spend six years gettin' that CADD degree and yet for some reason the Good Lord seems fit to withhold from us, you do your design not-on-computer. Seems to bypass the "computer-aided" part of that degree. I hate to see a fine education bein' wasted.

Anyhow, Chris, hate to bend you so harsh like that, but like I said, I'm a Texas man. We don't believe in holdin' back. Hope I got you some food for thought, and hope I can get a little clarifyin' on the subject.

No hard feelin's,
"The Engineer"
---
Builders' League United
Your first choice in discreet construction!}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]] 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' Mathers (myteasgonecold@didomail.com)
Dear Chris,

You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance! I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans!!!

If you didn't wanna reply to me outside your Mailbag, you didn't have to, but you coulda at least post a decent reply! You upset Matthew - that's my little brother man, he's only six years old! We waited in front of the computer screen for your reply, for hours, and you just wrote, "[[(INSERT WHAT CHRIS ANSWERS HERE)]]" That's pretty shitty, man - you're like his fucking idol, he wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to! Remember when we met in the Poke'mon League - you said if I'd write you you would write back? See, I'm just like you in a way: I never liked those straight JERKS neither, they just always cheat on girls and beat them! I can relate to what you're saying in your comics, so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and browse them all, cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed... I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest!

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds - it's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you draw about is real, and I respect you 'cos you tell it. My boyfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7, but he don't know you like I know you Chris, no one does! He don't know what it was like for "Homos" like us growin up!

You gotta call me man, I'll be the Biggest Gay Fan you'll ever lose!

Sincerely yours, Stan.

P.S.: We should be together too <3}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]] 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' Mathers (myteasgonecold@didomail.com)
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Answer-My-Fans,

This'll be the last message I ever send your ass! It's been [[(INSERT TIME INTERVAL HERE)]] and still no decent reply - I don't deserve it??? I know you got my last two letters, I typed the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my last letter I'm sending you, I hope you read it - I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Chris, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night", about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him???

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning!!! Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy reply or a call!!!!! I hope you know I ripped ALL of your drawings off the wall!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU CHRISSSSSSS we coulda been TOGEHTER THINK about it YOU RUINED IT now I hope you CAN'T SLEEP and you DREAM about it and when you DREAM I hope you CAN'T SLEEP and you SCREAM about it I hope your CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT ME SEE CHRIS

SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING TYPE!!! Hey Chris that's my homo boyfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn't slit his throat I just tied him up see I ain't like you cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more and then he'll die too

...

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now :) Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit ou}}

^-- ''I chose to make "Stan" gay (er... gayer) because that raises the chance Chris won't answer the first letter, or will put it in a Rejected Mailbag, or will write a 3 words reply, or smth. along these lines. That would give me a chance to reenact the whole song. If you think I should better make him an Aspie to get that effect, say so, I'll change the letters. I suggest maybe the mods should post the letters in subsequent Mailbags, so that Chris won't forget "Stan".'' --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 13:12, 27 December 2009 (CET)

{{Email|From: Tor Go (iTaKeCaReOfThEpLaCe@manos.com)

Hello, Chris. First off, can I just say that I can seriously relate to you? I mean, people put me down all the time, every woman I hit on is already taken...I really understand what you're going through!

Now, on to the real reason I emailed you. I was once in a movie that didn't do very well in theaters. Later on, I found out that the critics hated it, and years later, my acting debut ended up on a TV show that made fun of bad movies! Tell me, what do you think about critics? Do you think they're too mean, or just doing their jobs?

Thank you!}}

{{Email|From: Mac Tonight (Moonman3k@gmail.com)

Hey Chris, my organization, the KKK loves your comic. We would like you to join. Basically we're a group that believes that Homos should try to become straight and that black boys should find black sweethearts and white boys should find white sweethearts. You may have heard a lot of bad things about us, but we only want to do what god wants us to do and love who we're supposed to. Our official chant is "KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK" we would be honored if you featured that chant and our official spokesman "Moon Man" in an issue of Sonichu. If you do this you will be fully inducted as a member of the KKK, which stands for "Kute Kitty Kat".

I have included an image of Moon Man, the KKK official spokesman, please include him in your comic.
 http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/272/moonmandrawingcut.th.png 
If you get fully inducted you will recieve the title of Electric Dragon
From Head Klansman, Mac Tonight }}

{{Email|From: Mary Lee Walsh (maryleewalsh@pvcc.edu)
Dearest Christian
I read your comics, perhaps I was wrong. You clearly are a creative genius, I feel really sorry for trying to stand in the way of your finding a girlfriend. I am so sorry. You added me as a villain which I thought was pretty cool, but then you renamed me "Slaweel Ryam" Chris, what I did to you was wrong, and although you may have forgiven me. I would like you to change Slaweel Ryam back to Mary Lee Walsh. Many of the faculty read your comic and I used to brag about how I was included in it. Anyway Chris, I give you full permission to use my name for the villain. Just call it a little something for me, okay?
With Love, Mary Lee Walsh}}

A test of his gullibility and knowledge, plus Slaweel Ryam is inredibly stupid.

{{Email|From: Lady Dr. Ashmere Caladbolg (hillsplittingblade@resurrectionlabs.kvx)

To Mr. Chandler:

Is Lady Dr. Ashmere Caladbolg. You have not heard of me. Am not one to be heard of. But am sexologist from distant land not-to-be-named. Our is secret study. Name assumed for secrecy (this name is not mine from birth; name theme chosen for achievement in life). Allowed research outside for sanity purpose given secret kept. Apologies poor English. Translation software poor on computer. I must ask question. Question useful to study. Would be happy with answer.

(One) Is note you use porn "Educational Purpose." Is funny you do so Mr. Chandler. Pornography not educational. Pornography like action movie. Bruce Willis shot at ten thousand time, is not hit once, is jump through glass uncut, is "kill helicopter with car." Not to be learned from. Impossible in real life. Pornography same. Strange acts, strange position not intimate but interesting to see on film. Impossible conditions, strange fetish to be shown common. Not like real sex. Real sex not have crew, director, hours between shot to keep strong. Why consider porn education, Mr. Chandler? Is strange.

(Two) You say you are not gay. I believe you say truth, believe you like women. But what you say is not listened to because you say it always, always. Seem like you are hiding untruth. Others hear, think you are gay, trying to hide for fear Society. Seem very easy to anger, Mr. Chandler. Would have been better to say nothing. Have said everything. Are disbelieved. Is ((superiority comedy)) to them. Why be angry Mr. Chandler? Respond to everything with anger. Anger never work. Why every time claimed gay, you correct loud as possible? Solves nothing, makes only worse.

(Three) Hear that your penis is bent, like elbow, like beast of Loch Ness. Painful condition Mr. Chandler. Is to be corrected. Is not normal. Make sex-with-woman difficult. Am hear you receive ((mercy payment)) from government; why not save for operation? Would make Mr. Chandler Penis mighty and vigorous. This you want, yes? Why is not done?

Would help. Would help Lady Dr. Caladbolg, who splits the hill with her blade. Would help much Lord Dr. Caliburn, who rests in stone until pulled free. Would help much Lord Dr. Durandal, who even mountain cannot break. Would help Lady Dr. Curtana, whose blade yields to mercy only.

--RESURRECTION LABS
"Durch das Leiden, zu den Sternen"}}

Felt like writing in a funny voice, really.

{{Email|From: Yuji Naka (Yujinaka@sonicsega.com)
I am the president of the Sega Corporation, Yuji Naka, and I wish to inform you that Sonichu infringes several copyrights. I understand that Sonichu is under the protection of Parody law and is a humorous parody of Sonic The Hedgehog, for which I applaude you. But your use of Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik, Sonic The Hedgehog, Amy Rose, as well as Giavonni (from Pokemon), Optimus Prime (from Transformers) cannot be tolerated. If you wish to sell your product you must refrain from using these characters as well as rewrite the plot to exclude uses of them. You do not own them and no self-respecting company will be found using other people's characters. When Robot Chicken makes a parody, they purchase licenses to use those robots and when Family Guy or Simpsons includes an external character they change the design in order to make it forgein to the original property. Thus they are no longer in fault. Notice the South Park episode "Chimpokomon" which uses non-pokemon characters to poke fun at Pokemon, the name is similar so you can still tell what it is parodying, but had Pikachu been in it they would have been sued instantly.

To restate my previous statements, Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and Slaweel Ryam, all fine with me. Robotnik, Giavonni, Sonic, Optimus Prime, and Amy Rose... I am afriad you'll have to get the proper concent of Sega, Nintendo, and Bandai to continue displaying images of these characters. Failure to do so will result in a lawsuit. I can already tell you that no one at Sega authorized Sonic, Amy, and Eggman's inclusion. I don't know if Bandai or Nintendo did, but if you wish to gain licenses to Sonic The Hedgehog to continue showing the images with the characters, you will have to ask Sega Of America.

Good day, you have three months to get the licenses or remove all images containing Perfect Chaos, Amy Rose, Sonic The Hedgehog, and Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.
before you recieve a cease and desist.
Sega Of Japan President, Yuji Naka.

PS: I am pleased with your work, and believe that if you ask our licensing department you should have no problems getting the rights to Sonic, Amy, Robotnik/Eggman, and Perfect Chaos.}}

{{Email|From: Andrew Ryan (andrewryan@rapture.net)
Hey Chris. I've been a fan since sonichu was first released and I'm glad to be writing you. I am impressed with the way you have led CWCville. However, I have a question. Who are your favorite porn actresses?}}

Ironically, Andrew Ryan would have an aneurysm if he ever heard about CWCville's "Soup Hotels." But mainly I just want him to be more specific about his taste in women.

{{Email|From: Joseph Goebbels (JGoeb@3rdR.gov)
Dear Christian:

I am a government worker, and I have given some thought to your stances on homosexuality in CWCville. It occurs to me that the stamping out of the gay community could be accomplished in four simple steps.

First control the media in the city. It would be rather simple to install a V-chip in all major signal recievers in CWCville so that no Objectionable Content could reach the citizens. This will also serve to keep them docile.

Second, expand Magi-chan's police force. Create a special task force comprised of sonichus that can work quickly and efficiently, as opposed to the slower police force, which is bogged down with protocol. You could call this the "Sonichu Squad", or 'SS' for short. They report directly to Magi-chan, and when a homosexual is located, the SS can round them up and place them in a Correction Camp, where their will can be systematically broken and reshaped into something you personally deem more 'kosher'. You can also put them to work while in these camps so that the camps pay for themselves. And for the truly unrepentant homos, they can be given permanent jobs cleaning the smoke stacks around the city.

Third, a campaign of misinformation against the imaginary 'homo gene' can work wonders. If people can be convinced of the ridiculous notion that a simple sneeze or sharing a coke can turn someone gay, people in the city will be too frightened to even talk to one another, allowing you to consolidate your power for the final step.

Finally, when the community is about to self-destruct, begin to distribute a 'vaccine' for the gay gene. While this is obviously just snake oil, since no chemical cure for a desire can possibly exist, but in their panic, people will accept what you tell them and heil you as a hero. Never again will you have to worry about impostors or elections. The populace will follow you to any lengths.

I hope this plan helps you with your current predicament.

Joseph Goebbels.}}

{{Email|From: Lyla Gowan (lilyonthepond@neural.net)

Dear Chris,

My name is Lyla Gowan. I have something important to say to you. I don't think you're gay, but I know why people keep saying you're gay: you act like what people think gay people act like. You like little-girl pop music like Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys, you like girl's toys like My Little Pony, you like wearing sports bras. These are all meant for girls and women, but because you like them it makes you look like a stereotypical gay guy. And then you go on about how gays are evil and need to be reprogrammed and these people think you're a self-hating gay man who wants to erase gays so you don't have to think about it.

I don't think you're gay, but I do think you need to see what things are like from our perspective. I'm a lesbian, Chris, and I have to live with oppression every day.

You gotta understand that gay people suffer a lot. We're hated because we break with how men and women are "supposed" to act. People that are uncomfortable with that like to quote the Bible at us out of context and use that to beat us down. We're alone and hated all over the world. It's terrible. It's like 1960s America, and we're all black, and the law is against us and lots of the people are against us and every step forward we take seems like it's followed by a slip two steps back. The difference is, we can pretend to be someone else, pretend not to be gay... but it's all just pretend. It hurts. You believe in truth and honesty, but the way things are, we can't be true to ourselves, honest with ourselves, just because we're different. The world doesn't want us to be who we are.

You suffer like us. You're different and people hate you for that. But then you go and hate us because ''we're'' different, or because you don't want to be lumped in with us and made more different. You don't seem to realize that people hate us for the same reasons they hate you. We're ore alike than different. Like I said, I don't think you're gay just because you like My Little Pony and stuff. The same people that hate gay people for who they are also hate people like you because they think what you do is "gay." Gay people who see you act like a stereotypical gay while also hating gays think you're some kind of closet case, and so they make fun of you. Mostly I think they're out of line, but when you keep saying things like "gay people need to be reprogrammed," that just makes my heart sink and I start to wonder if you deserve it for being so mean.

You keep linking that old cartoon, but you don't take its message to heart. You don't like when people say you're gay just because they think you fit what gay people look like. But you hate gays for the same reason! You think that being gay is "unnatural," so you think they should be fixed--that they're not really bears, just men in fur coats, and that their fur coats can get taken off and they'll fit right back in. But you'd just be hurting them just like other people have hurt you. It's a sad and sick situation and it hurts me to think just because some people call you gay that all gays have to go. Every day I wish the world would accept us for who we are, and even though you could be helping us and helping yourself, you just keep lashing out at people who are like you.

I just want you to know that I think you should be free to be yourself... but I wish you could think the same of me, Chris, and the same of people like me. I hope you can understand us more, Chris. I hope you do.

Love,
Layla Gowan.}}

{{Email|From: Jacob N. (jacob_n333@hotmail.com)

Good day, Chris!

There are two things I must relay to you. Firstly, I must say I'm a little disappointed that you will "carry on" with your plans for Simonchu even after the copyright fiasco you went through lately. Just as a warning, you might be in for more if you don't go through with Evang-y's wishes for his character. He does still maintain the copyright to the character, seeing as how there was no formal agreement to transfer rights. Be wary of that.

Second, and more important... You pride CWCville on being a democracy, part of the good ol' USA, right? The thing is, in your recent mailbags, you've done all in your power to portray CWCville as, to quote one of my history major friends, a fascist magocratical dictatorship operating on American soil. If CWCville were to exist in real life exactly as it exists in the comic, the United States would almost certainly declare war to reclaim its land and citizenry, and I'm not sure how Sonichu would fare against the might of the US military, especially in a setting where they are certain to field powerful superhumans. Let me explain in detail.

One: There are no elections. You've said this repeatedly. You are the mayor, and that's it. The country was founded on the belief that no one ruler should reign for life, that the people may democratically elect who they wish. Further, the idea that one man could always win 100% of the votes is ridiculous--dictators like Saddam Hussein have repeatedly cheated the system that way, sometimes not even bothering to hide it, so they can claim they rule a democracy even though there's no real democratic rule at all.

Two: CWCville has its own coinage. Every city in the United States, everybody in the United States, uses the same kind of currency. I can think of one exception: slaveholders who paid slaves with their own personalized "voucher" currency only usable on their own property, so that slaves could never escape the life they were forced into. Seeing as how, for example, your vending machines only take C- or W-quarters, and there are no other units of currency used in the comic...

Three: CWCville has no free will. This is utterly damning. Your recent revelation that Magi-chan constantly reads the minds of the entire populace means that, in essence, nobody has any freedom. You're violating the most basic freedom afforded by nature, the freedom to think as you will and be who you are, even if you have to hide it. For someone who's gung-ho on truth and honesty, you don't seem to notice you've taken the freedom to be true and honest from your population.

Four: CWCville has its own stand on federal violations. Sex with a minor in CWCville, according to you, is punishable by either a 500 dollar fine or 50 hours community service. In contrast, the punishment from the United States is a minimum five years and up to a maximum of 30, and fines ranging from tens of thousands of dollars to hundreds of thousands... and many people think this isn't nearly ENOUGH punishment! In contrast, your punishment is barely a slap on the wrist. In fact, it's barely an annoyance. Even with a psionic prevention system, CWCville would be the child rape capitol of the United States.

Five: CWCville is ruled by the superhuman. Apart from the "vice mayor" Allison Amber, the entire legal system of CWCville seems constituent of superhuman individuals who have near-godlike power compared to baseline, non-powered humans, and Amber is able to dispense these beings at will. There is no real way the people can possibly fight back or defend themselves should the government go rogue--and seeing as how it's criminalizing thoughts, it's well past the time to rebel.

CWCville isn't a city in Virginia, it's an Orwellian hellhole ruled by a dictator-for-life and patrolled by a small army of decadent living war machines. Clearly this isn't what you meant... but the way you've got it right now, CWCville is much, much more evil than the PVCC. No wonder the PVCC is more popular than the Chaotic Combo.

The good news is that the most damning problem is the Magi-chan mind-reading network, and you haven't integrated that into the comic yet. The rest are unfortunate implications--strongly hinted at in the subtext, but possible to reverse if you start damage control. With a little work, you can make CWCville seem not so unspeakably horrible.

Yours in writing and in the Cherokee nation,
Jacob Nathaniel Lights-in-the-Sky}}

{{Email|From: Stephen Strange <sorcsupremeDoc@gmail.com>

Hello Christian

I've taken great interest in your character Magi-Chan Sonichu. However, your recent statement that he spends his time monitoring the thoughts of CWCvilles citizens disturbs me. You see, Magi-Chan possesses a powerful gift, and if I may speak frankly, this gift is wasted on such trivialities. There are unspeakable horrors lurking on the edge of reality, ready at any second to prey on those unsuspecting of their great evil. These are the forces, the mere mention of whose vagaries test the sanity of even the most sound and rational minds, which demand the constant vigilance of one whose abilities are such that they can be driven away. Magi-Chan is that one. He is by far the most important and powerful of all Sonichus, and as mayor you are squandering his tremendous talents on the whim of your sexual insecurities.

Without speaking too much of my business, I feel you must redirect Magi-Chan's efforts away from such diversions, and let him get back to his all-important occupation. Don't you feel that the security of CWCville relies upon more than preventing recreational sex between consenting adults? Using him in the manner you do is a vulgar waste.

The forces of cosmic unbalance are at your doorstep, Christian. I pray you may keep them at bay.

-Dr. Stephen Strange}}

{{Email|From: Satoru Iwata <Iwata2002@hotmail.com>

Hey, fellow Pokemaniac! I have to say, having 387 of the 497 Pokemon at your command must mean you're one tough customer. What moves does your regular gym team (as described in your Sonichu article) have? Especially your Salamence.

Considering that Sonichus and Rosechus are Pokemon, what are their base stats? I don't mean "Sonichu is very fast," I mean "Sonichu has 110 base speed and Rosechu has 80 base HP" sort of base stats.

With this kind of information, we would be able to see how Sonichu and the other Electric Hedgehogs would do in tournaments. Who knows, Sonichu may be the kind of Pokemon that wins matches!}}

''Chris' level of technique has been a major issue for me. The easiest way of telling if he's shit or not he is is by his technical knowledge. I hope that he gives me enough to work off of.'' --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:39, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

{{Email|From: Charles Darwin <cdarwin0100@gmail.com>

Hello Christian,

I have just finished reading your new comic book pages for Sonichu No. 10, and I must say that I am a bit shocked. I have a few questions that I'd like to ask you....

1. How can you justify the deaths of the thousands of people in the 4-cent Garbage building who you slaughtered when you demolished it? Your problems lie with Clyde Cash, not the ordinary hard-working people who only worked there to make a living for their family. Was this terrorist attack some sort of a sick, hackneyed attempt at a metaphor for the 9/11 terrorist attacks? Both yourself and Sonichu are mass murderers.

2. Why do you hate Jack Thaddeus so much? He may be a homosexual, but isn't he the person who is bankrolling the CWCipedia? Without him, you wouldn't have a website to host your comic books and hate speech. I think that it is certainly very ungrateful and un-Christian to wish death on someone who is your benefactor.

3. Speaking of Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, I am very offended by your constant pleas for them to commit suicide. A very close friend of mine killed himself this summer and I'm still trying to get through it. How would you like it if your mother, father or one of your Gal Pals committed suicide? Making death threats isn't a suitable response for someone being a homosexual.

4. However, I must say that it is ironic that the exchange between Jack and Clyde in your comic before their deaths is the closest you've ever come to an honest and poignant moment in your comic. It's apparent that Jack and Clyde care deeply about eachother and act in a realistic manner. This surprised me. No, Christian, I am not inferring that you are a homosexual. I know that you are not.

I know that you have likened the sexual content and violence in your comic to classic tales such as Romeo and Juliet (which I assure you is not for children) and Family Guy, but including tasteless and horrific scenes of mass murder and suicide is out of line. Chris, I used to really enjoy your comics. I always liked how you had your own personal form of storytelling and artistry, but you've taken things to a new low.

Please give me a dignified response, and not just "whatever" or a hateful rant calling me a dumbass or yelling at me. I've written to you in a respectful manner, and I'd like to recieve the same from you.

Charles}}

{{Email|From: Dick Foamy <jiggadildus@gmail.com>
Dear Chris
I was a gay fan of Sonichu for awhile, there are few comics out there that show tolerance towards the homo people of the world, as such I found Sonichu to be a blessing, a shiny nugget within the tar pits of bad comics. It is nothing short of brilliant, the works of R.L. Stine are nothing in comparison.

But what's this I hear about a "Homo Vaccine" the idea that my "Homoness" is something that needs to "cured" is, just offensive, I am deeply shocked you would do such a thing, I demand you change something so that the gay vaccine never existed in the first place, or at least just undo it. You can keep all the characers you want straight, to stay straight, but please give the people of cwcville their sexaulities. It is apart of their personal identity, what if I just put a "Sonichu Vaccine" in the water, that made everyone hate Sonichu. You would be pissed!

I do however fully support Magi-Chan and Silvana Rosechu getting together, I wish to see, how that develops. Just please, for the good of all of your gay fans, get rid of the freaking Gay Vaccine. Didn't you see X-Men:The Last Stand, and how pissed the mutants were, that there was a mutant vaccine?
Yours Truely, Dick Foamy}}

{{Email|From: Bill Gates <masterchief@picklemail.org>
Dear Chris, I think you should give the Hexbax 360 a try, that just dropped the online fees entirely, it's all free now. The console is awesome and Bayonetta works really well on it, which is a game about a witch woman who turns into a very sexy demoness with her hot ass fully exposed, which a STRAIGHT male such as yourself would really appreciate, also she fights demons, which is awesome, because demons are from the devil. So it also has strong christian values, that I'm sure any family would enjoy, it's rated M for Moof, but like Brutal Legend, I'm sure this one's alright, it's one of my personal favorites. Also it's made by Sega, which made great games like Alex Kidd, Space Channel 5, Golden Axe, and of course Sonic The Hedgehog. I don't think there is a PS3 version, and I didn't hear any plans about an eventual PS3 Release.

There is also a game called Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2, which is COMPLETELY, TRUELY, AND HONESTLY exclusive to Hexbox 360 which is an awesome Volleyball/Racing game that features boobies. Another straight title, I think you'll enjoy on the Xbox 360.

I would hate for someone as cool and hip to the gaming community as you to miss out on these great titles, especially when Microsoft has given into fan pressure, and removed all of the online fees.

From, Sonichu's Biggest Fan, Bill Gates}}

{{Email|From: Leeroy Jenkins <smoothcriminal@gayniggers.shit>
Dear Chris
How is your comic going to continue if you've got no villians? What the shit man? Without any bad guys there's no suspense, no chase! What da f man?
Other than that, I look forward to all new issues you put up on.
From your fan, LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jenkins}}

{{Email|From: ZP Theart <ZPTheart@valleyofthedamned.net>
Hey Chris,
Is this the MOTHER FUCKING author of Sonichu? I love that comic, listen I'm in a band called Dragonforce, we're not that popular, but we did manage to get into a video game called Guitar Hero 3 once. It wasn't out best song, just Through The Fire And The Flames, but we hear the kids liked it, and that's all that matters right? But some jams that are really hella tight, are the ones made by your band "Christian And The Hedgehog Boys", Dragonforce plays kinda, sloppy sometimes, so I was wondering. Do you have any tips that may help us, especially me, I'm the band's singer. You have an aspiration for song, that is just amazing, you have a Bing Crosby flavor to your voice which is just fantastic. How do you keep your vocal chourds in such good shape, so that you can sing, with such amazing fierce power!

Our song, Through The Fire And The Flames was also featured in another game, called Brutal Legend, maybe you heard of it, it's the new PS3/Xbox 360 adventure starring Jack Black as Eddie Briggs. I personally don't like it very much, but I hear you're game savy, what do you think of it?

Truthfuthly yours, ZP Motherfuking Theart.
PS: My latest album, Ultra Beatdown is in stores now, I suggest you look into it, it's pretty tight.}}

{{Email|From: Conrad Hall <challcinema@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

Recently, I read through some of the questions you've answered and I noticed that, in response to one fan who asked about the odd yellowish tint to your videos, you insisted it was a problem with the PSEye software, and how it records in areas with very little light.

However, I would just like to point out that, while modern-day video capture technology has become highly advanced over the past decade, this fact remains: If you don't properly light your shooting space, the quality of the video still won't look good. I've seen some of your videos shot with the other camera, and I'm surprised by how dimly-lit your room is. Surely a little extra light in there wouldn't hurt? I mean, it would certainly improve your videos, not to mention it would be less straining on your eyes.

Furthermore, you've expressed confusion that your PSEye has been having technical problems. I remember you shooting a video where, among other erratic behavior, you threw a phone at the camera. Isn't it possible that this incident may have damaged the camera itself?

Finally, just for future reference, when you're filming something off of your computer, try using screen capture software instead of using your camera to film the actual computer screen. It looks much more professional.

Hope you keep this advice in mind!

-Conrad}}

{{Email|From: Betty Edwards <bb4art@gmail.com>

Dear Chris,

As someone fascinated by your interesting art style, may I ask a few questions?

1. Do you use a ruler to draw straight lines? If not, why don't you?

2. Have you considered using more professional-looking art markers, like Prismacolors? You could easily find such markers at arts and craft stores like Michael's or Hobby Lobby.

3. You've said that you don't keep a sketchbook. Why don't you start using one? It'd be great for drawing any concept art, or any quick doodles.

Thank you!

Betty}}

{{Email|From: Will Wright <wwright@maxis.com>

How come you no longer play PC games? You're missing out on a lot of great stuff!}}

{{Email|From: Sheila Fistergraff <shegriff@yahoo.com>

Hey Chris! Wow, I came across a few images of your room, and I must say, that's quite a collection of Legos, Sonic and video game stuff as well as all your Sonichu things. Wow. I, myself, also collect Sonic and Legos, but my lego collection is held in a 5 gallon bucket, and my Sonic things are cleverly displayed in my closet for most part on the upper shelves, aside from my wall scroll, games, a couple posters, an autographed print from Ken Penders (you might have seen his name... he was a writer for the Archie Sonic comics. I've gotten a few signed issues from him too, since he attends Comic Con, which is in my city every year! ^^ ), a couple figures my mom has let me buy with money I earned from doing extra chores/jobs (such as dog sitting for her friend, or helping with moving furniture, since mom has almost gotten herself hurt when she tries it alone...), and a few plushies, one of which I made, one I'm modifying to be more game accurate, and one that's too cute to take apart. Compared to your stuff, mine is like a cereal box prize! I say that because I'm jealous of the Big the Cat one I spotted hidden in the back of a shelf behind some other Sonic figures. I believe it's next to a Sega 32X/Genesis console in that picture, if the cartridge loaded in it tells me enough.

Anyway... Big the Cat is one of my favorite Sonic characters, but stuff with him in or on it is very hard for me to find. But he's at least a lot easier than finding items based on other minor characters, such as Tails Doll, Bark the Polarbear and Mephiles the Dark... who is currently my most favorite.

I noticed that you MUST have Sonic The Hedgehog, the 2006 game that was released for both PS3 and Xbox 360 (don't be mad, but I have a 360, because it was a gift for me and my cousin to share from my grandma. It's not too bad really... my older brother, who is now in the Air Force remotely piloting Pedators and the other aircrafts like them overseas from the safety of New Mexico, has a 360 as well, and this allows my cousin and I to play games with him when he has time off. My brother, cousin and I grew up under the same roof, so we're all pretty close no matter how far apart we are. My cousin actually said I can keep this console when we have to split, and he'll get himself a new one. What a nice guy!).

Well, despite bad reviews and all, I really enjoyed Sonic Next Gen (That's what I call it, because it was in the Next Gen consoles). I really appreciate the use of predestination paradoxes and all the open ends that left everything up for theories. Mephiles especially. You remember him, right? The main bad guy... the one who was the master string puller, and set everything up to his liking? The one who took on the appearance of Shadow? He was really a genius character.

But, sadly, many people assume that he's simply a cheap recolor of Shadow. That's not the case! He's obviously different! He's colored differently, and walks, talks and stands differently! Heck, he even transforms into a crytalized version (or possibly obsidian, since his counterpart, Iblis, is made of fire, and obsidian is found near volcanos.) of himself, but I hear that people say he looks like Sega just used the design of Sonic the Werehog and modified it to make him! How frustrating it must be for someone to assume something is a rip off of something just because there's an influence or they just can't see it any other way! I often spend time arguing with other Sonic fans that Mephiles is not a recolor and explain how he's different than Shadow. But many still insist that I am wrong. Bummer...

I can't help but notice you seem to have the same problem with Sonichu. People call him a recolor and a cheap mash up of Sonic and Pikachu. A lot of your other characters are also accused of being recolors of Sonic characters as well...

Maybe you should make a side by side comparison of all of them next to the supposed things they say you ripped off, and show them once and for all that there is nothing in common with them. Maybe if you show everyone solid proof that you are not stealing characters, maybe they'll leave you alone.}}

{{Email|From: Ellie McKindall <felivestix@yahoo.com>

Yo-la, Chris-Chan! I was wondering... have you ever thought about looking back at some of your older comic pages and redoing them, just to see how much you've improved in your art skills? I like to draw, too, and I have a bunch of pictures I drew when I was 15, and told myself when I turn 20, that I'll draw them again with my new skills. That means after June this year, I better have a lot of paper and pencils as well as colors.

Maybe you should try drawing issue 0 again, and compare them. Take a good look at how much better you've gotten in the past five or so years. I bet you'll be happy with the results.}}

{{Email|From: "My Mommy Says I Can't Use My Real Name" <xXPrEtTyCoLoRsArEpReTtYXx@aol.com>

Hi, Mr. Chris. I'm 13 and was told recently that I have Aspergers by my doctor, who told my mom first. I was looking up what it meant on our computer, and I came across your site, where you said that those with Aspergers fake it so that they steal the lime light from real Autistics.

I think that's kinda mean of you. Why would I fake it, if that means that the kids at school, even other girls kick me, throw my books up trees so that I have to be late to class trying to shake them down, push me to the ground and pull my hair while hitting my head, take and crumple up my papers, even my drawings, and steal my things because I can't look them in the eye directly because they scare me, or they do that because I spend my free time hiding behind comics I bring, or even worse to them: I can do my math problems faster than them without a calculator, and I hardly even show my work. I just do it in my head. One time, my GameBoy was stolen and I never got it back. No one cared that it was the last gift I got from a very good friend of my grandma, who died three days after he gave me it for Christmas. He had a heart attack in the early hours, and grandma said he died on the way to the hospital. He had been spending the holidays with us. He was one of the closest things I had to a father, since my real one was never around.

You really think that I let all this happen to me because I want to make myself look better than real Autistics? I can't even get a pair of glasses to let me see better, because my mom is afraid of the kids breaking them. We tried to get someone to stop them, but they always behave when the principal tries to catch them in on the act. The teachers see it, and try to stop them, but they can only look after me as much as they are allowed. I really hate the times when an adult isn't around. I'm scared to let my cat go outside, because the kids have gone as far as trying to hit him with their bikes, and they'll only leave them alone if I take his place. I really hate getting the gravel out of the scrapes I get from doing that. But better me than my poor kitty...

I heard you have at least one cat. Maybe more... a lot of people have more than one. You must know how bad it is when someone tries to hurt your cat or any other pet just because they don't like the way you are. I also have a very old chihuahua I rescued from abuse off the streets years ago, and he's just as paranoid as I am about leaving him by himself. Thankfully, no one has gone near him, because his cloudy eyes (he's going blind now from old age) kinda scare them away.

Please reconsider your opinion about Aspergers. At least let me know that at least one person out there isn't as mean as the rest!}}

''I'm new around here, and the three I just added might be a bit long, so feel free to tweak them as you see fit. Oddly, there is a lot of truth behind all this I wrote, but that made it easier to mask the attempts to get answers.

''The first one is simply to see if he can come up with convincing evidence that Sonichu is not a ripoff of Sonic. The stuff before the suggestion is to try to see if that catches his attention, by somewhat relating to him, and complimenting him. I really don't see why HE should have that Big the Cat toy, if I have a whole shelf waiting for one to start the figure collecting. XD''

''The second one is obvious to me: See if he can see how there is no improvement. If he does, then that's a mind trip. If not, then I failed, and he is still stuck in his idea how his art is the best.
''

''The last one is half based on my childhood, and a little bit of now (minus the fact that I actually got over the obstacle and now enjoy plenty of friends, all of whom we all have get togethers and trips to places as much as possible. ^^ ). By producing a sob story, this is a test of reactions. If he is moved by it, he might try and offer advice, or maybe try and change his opinion in response to the hardships of a young girl. If he just sees "Aspergers" and "Better than real Autistics" and simply rants about how they are not the same and ignores the story itself, then he had reached an all new low where we know that he is willing to insult kids just to make himself seem the best. In other words, this will be a bit of a probe at how far his ego and selfishness goes.''

''Hope these are good for my first attempts. I have no idea what I can do to really improve the CWCki right now that you guys haven't covered yet, so for now, I hope this will do... I also suck at email names...'' [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 10:30, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

{{Email|From: Adriana Amoretto <singlefemaleartist@gmail.com>

Longtime fan here with a bit of a problem!

I'm in my second semester of college, and I'm taking a required figure drawing class. Every class, we alternate between a male model and a female model - both nude, of course. Well, one of my male classmates objects to having to draw the male model, since he thinks looking at the guy's naked body is turning him gay, and has been telling the teacher that he only wants us to look at and draw women. I've been telling the teacher not to listen to him, since I believe that it's important for us to draw both the female and male figure. (Plus, the guy model is HOT ;) I don't want to give up looking at that gorgeous bod, especially those pecs!)

Who do you think is right?}}

''Just wanted to confront Chris about his implied belief that looking at naked people of a particular sex will make you attracted to that sex. Plus, he seems to be unaware that women can be turned on by the naked male figure, since he thought that the'' New Moon ''parody posters in Asperchu were gay propaganda just because of the naked/half-naked guys. And of course, the "pecs" bit is just a nice little jab at his "All guys should wear bras!" statement.''--[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 16:48, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

{{Email|From: Kristy Schandiler <whatalifeilead@gmail.com>

Chris-Chan, I got a very interesting question for you: If there is a gay gene, then how is it passed on? Are the gay people making babies with each other, or are they having babies with the opposite sex? If they're doing the last one, then wouldn't that make them STRAIGHT then?

Because my father had another daughter with someone who wasn't my mom (my mom and dad never married, so it's not cheating.), and that means I have a half sister. But she likes girls, and I don't have a preference (if I did, I would chose boys), but she's my little sister, so I can't hate her. How did she get the gay gene if our dad is obviously STRAIGHT (he's had an least 4 kids with 3 women (my big half brother has a different mom too), and he now married with an awesome professional antro artist, who I think I as a big sister I never had. Also, my sister's mom has been with many guys, so she's STRAIGHT too. How can you explain this? What about me? Do I have a no preference gene? Both my parents are STRAIGHT, so where did it come from?

I heard you don't like gay people and encourage others to do the same because gay people will turn us gay too... But this is my little sister here. She doesn't try to make me follow her on that, so she's not causing problems. Should I follow your adivce, or do what I've always done and love my little sister as I've always had. When we were kids, she looked up to me, and always wanted me to be the "adult" so we could get on rides together at theme parks and fairs. I remeber the time she was finally brave enough to try the rollercoaster. She's my only blood related sister, so I don't want to ruin that.}}

Just an idea I got based on a bit of truth. But really, how would this so called "gay gene" be passed on if it's impossible to procreate with the same sex, unless you're like a snail or something. Humans just can't do that. [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:50, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Operation Mailbag

2010-01-20T10:30:07Z

AsperGirl:

User:AsperGirl

2010-01-20T07:22:02Z

AsperGirl:

='''THE LONG VERSION:'''=

I dunno how I might be around here, but I joined after watching the CWCki for months and decided to join now after CWC ticked me off for the last time.

See, I'm an honest and real Aspie. I got the official diagnosis when I was 13... Before that, I was being treated for ADHD. I'm 19 now. I should emphasize that I had never heard of Asperger's before I was 13, and therefore a "self diagnosis" is impossible. Please don't jump to that assumption just because there are those who use it as an excuse...

Now, having heard it was part of the Autistic Spectrum, I was actually pleased with it, because I had heard many Autistics were talented in ways that blow your mind, and I was eager to learn what my special skill was, and have decided that story telling is it (I write fanfics in my free time, and people say that I'm really good, so I keep trying to make each one better and better to impress them). That includes even illustrating, which has lead to me practicing art and having a few classes. Computers, Graphics and even character design included...

Seeing CWC just makes me sad. He's rude, insensitive, egotistical, arrogant and oblivious to what he's doing.

His opinion of Asperger's just grinds my gears to a fine power and washes it away with a hose. He's so certain that Aspies want to take all his "fame" from him that he's labeled us all as ugly, retarded, gross, stupid, selfish and fakers. For the record, I'm 5 feet 9 and 3/4 inches tall, and weigh as much as my IQ give or take: 149 when last tested. I wasn't the best at everything at school, but what I was best at, I pushed myself for it. Several times, I even pulled my friends into it, and let them share the fun. I fondly remember a time with a best friend who claimed that I was going to be better than her in JROTC, and I told her I would have to salute her first. Three years later... Well, she became a Captain and was a battalion staff member, and even though I left the class to pursue other activities, I kept my word. Was I happy for her? You bet. She did the work for it.

I have a brain that's wired differently, like many other do, and while I'm good at some things, I fail at others just as much. Remembering history is one for sure, and precise coordination is another. On good days, you might not notice, but if it's like usual, I need memory tricks and repeating to get it again. I dunno why... I just do...

So naturally, Chris-Chan (ha! "Chan" is a girl suffix!) offends me not just because he offends me, but also because he offends people like me, and to further my reason, his opinions on homosexuals and transgenders as well scrapes a chalkboard because I know people (as in friends and family) who are that. You understand right? If he was talking crap about a group that includes, say, your little sister who looks up to you or something... You'd hate the guy too, right? What about if your awesome older half brother is mixed race, while your white, or you have a sister in law who's Jewish and CWC starts being racist and all. That's utterly rude... Urgh... I have no word to describe him right...

Anyway, for those who want this short:

='''TL;DR:'''=

I hate CWC, and want to have your permission, people of the CWCki, to allow me to join in Operation Mailbag. I've read some of yours, and I love how he misses the points hidden in them. I have a few ideas of my own that he probably won't take as a trolling attempt, and I'm very good at getting answers about the psyche with unrelated questions.

User:AsperGirl

2010-01-20T07:00:06Z

AsperGirl: Created page with 'I dunno how I might be around here, but I joined after watching the CWCki for months and decided to join now after CWC ticked me off for the last time. See, I'm an honest and r…'

I dunno how I might be around here, but I joined after watching the CWCki for months and decided to join now after CWC ticked me off for the last time.

See, I'm an honest and real Aspie. I got the official diagnosis when I was 13... Before that, I was being treated for ADHD. I'm 19 now. I should emphasize that I had never heard of Asperger's before I was 13, and therefore a "self diagnosis" is impossible. Please don't jump to that assumption just because there are those who use it as an excuse...

Now, having heard it was part of the Autistic Spectrum, I was actually pleased with it, because I had heard many Autistics were talented in ways that blow your mind, and I was eager to learn what my special skill was, and have decided that story telling is it (I write fanfics in my free time, and people say that I'm really good, so I keep trying to make each one better and better to impress them). That includes even illustrating, which has lead to me practicing art and having a few classes. Computers, Graphics and even character design included...

Seeing CWC just makes me sad. He's rude, insensitive, egotistial, arrogant and oblivious to what he's doing.

His opinion of Asperger's just grinds my gears to a fine power and washes it away with a hose. He's so certain that Aspies want to take all his "fame" from him that he's labeled us all as ugly, retarded, gross, stupid, selfish and fakers. For the record, I'm 5 feet 9 and 3/4 inches tall, and weigh as much as my IQ give or take: 149 when last tested. I wasn't the best at everything at school, but what I was best at, I pushed myself for it. Several times, I even pulled my friends into it, and let them share the fun. I fondly remember a time with a best freind who claimed that I was going to be better than her in JROTC, and I told her I would have to salute her first. Three years later... Well, she became a Captain and was a batallion staff member, and even though I left the class to persue other activities, I kept my word. Was I happy for her? You bet. She did the work for it.

I have a brain that's wired differently, like many other do, and while I'm good at some things, I fail at others just as much. Remembering history is one for sure, and precise coordination is another. On good days, you might not notice, but if it's like usual, I need memory tricks and repeating to get it again. I dunno why... I just do...

So naturally, Chris-Chan (ha! "Chan" is a girl suffix!) offends me not just because he offends me, but also because he offends people like me, and to further my reason, his opinions on homosexuals and transgenders as well scrapes a chalkboard because I know people (as in friends and family) who are that. You understand right? If he was talking crap about a group that includes, say, your little sister who looks up to you or something... You'd hate the guy too, right? What about if your awesome older half brother is mixed race, while your white, or you have a sister in law who's Jewish and CWC starts being racist and all. That's utterly rude... Urgh... I have no word to discribe him right...

Anyway, for those who want this short:

TL;DR:

I hate CWC, and want to have your permission, people of the CWCki, to allow me to join in Operation Mailbag. I've read some of yours, and I love how he misses the points hidden in them. I have a few ideas of my own that he probably won't take as a trolling attempt, and I'm very good at getting answers about the psyche with unrelated questions.